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Mary Katherine Ham: Trump Should Pardon Martha Stewart to Further Troll James Comey
And What Sanctimony Tells Me About the Sanctimonious
Pardon Martha Stewart to troll Comey -- and also, because it's the right thing to do.
But mostly for the trolling. Here's MKH's top two reasons for a pardon (though she lists more):1. The Whole Thing Was Nonsense If you ask an average American why Stewart went to jail, they’d probably tell you "insider trading." In fact, that is not what brought her down. She was never charged with insider trading over the 2001 sale of ImClone stock that started the whole affair. She was charged with conspiring to lie about the crime with which she was never charged. "Stewart has always asserted that she sold the stock because it fell below a 'predetermined price [$60] at which she planned to sell,'" Slate reported. "The U.S. attorney, in contrast, alleges that Stewart sold because she heard that Sam Waksal, ImClone’s CEO, was trying to sell his own stock in the company. The alleged crimes, in any event, took place after the sale." That move, which she said she did on the advice of her broker, prevented a loss of about $45,000. The case for insider trading was weak, so the government went after her on more novel charges. One was so novel it got tossed out by the judge. That particular legal theory was that because Stewart publicly professed her innocence of insider trading, she thereby propped up the value of her own company, with which her personal reputation was inextricably linked. That amounted to "securities fraud." There’s a reason "don't make a federal case out of it" is a phrase for blowing something out of proportion, and this case is a perfect example. It shouldn't have been a federal case, and Stewart shouldn't have lost her freedom, her executive position, and a bunch of earning potential over it.Taking the US Attorney's allegation as true (momentarily), it appears Martha Stewart was accused of insider trading, which was not true (the circumstances can't support that charge), and contrived a lie to give her an alibi for a crime she didn't commit. Technically, a crime. Maybe. But really -- get the fuck out of here with this weak bullshit. Her "crime" was caused by your flawed accusation. If the state is falsely charging someone with a crime that they will later confess is not a crime and can't be prosecuted, and someone, in a panic move, tells a lie (which turns out to be immaterial, as there was no crime to conceal), as far as I'm concerned, that lie is the government's fault. Also, if she had lied about, say, an unrelated sexual encounter, this couldn't have been considered a criminal false statement because it's entirely immaterial. Given that there was no crime she was covering up with her lie, it too was just as immaterial as, say, some sweaty dalliance with the Sultan of Brunei. This demonstrates, of course, that a prosecutor with an eye for politics and press coverage will stop at very little to secure a conviction against someone they believe to be disliked by the public. Something to keep in mind. Especially given James Comey's leak with the admitted intent to get a special counsel as vengeance for his firing.
Anyone who can't admit he made a mental error or was ignorant of a fact is a moron. Anyone who can't admit he is sometimes morally flawed and motivated by base and petty impulses like ego and vengeance is a monster. Smart people can admit mistakes because acknowledging mistakes is what made them smart in the first place. You can't become smart if you believe that every first-look gut intuition you have is unerringly correct -- that shows no later reflection, no later attempt to research the question, no later attempt to self-correct. It's only attempts at self-correction that lead to education and becoming smarter. What gets measured gets improved, as they old management saying goes -- and if you're never keeping honest track of your mental golf scores, how will you ever reduce your strokes? Also, smart people know they're decently intelligent and therefore admitting error is no kind of catastrophic ego event for them. They have the resilience, in the form of justified confidence about their mental abilities, to absorb the pain of admitting an error and then just shrug it off. An idiot, on the other hand, cannot admit he is wrong, ever, for his ego is both large and fragile. A single crack in his bubble of self-protection could burst the whole thing. The exact same rule applies to morality. If I see someone admitting they sometimes act selfishly (especially unprompted, though prompted confessions count too), I don't think "Oh that's a selfish person." I think, That's a fairly moral person who is in fact probably overestimating her own selfishness and probably is more selfless than she's currently saying." How can anyone ever become more moral if they think everything they do was only in service of God and Country? Again, if you're not keeping honest track of your moral record, accurately keeping track of your failings as well as your moral victories, how can you ever actually improve your moral game? Believing that everything you do is morally pristine is a steep ramp to degeneracy. As with the confession of an error usually leading me to judge someone as intelligent, not unintelligent (dummies don't admit error), the confession of a moral failing suggests to me that that person is pretty moral and is confessing error precisely because she has high moral standards for herself and judges herself somewhat harshly when she fails to meet the high bar she's set. On the other hand: James Comey. This guy is filthy with self-righteousness. He sweats gallons of self-regard. He's moist and sticky with ego. The fact that he cannot even entertain the possibility that he sometimes acts in his own narrow self-interest, and that not everything he does is animated by patriotism, duty, and Professional Excellence, suggests to me that an awful lot of things he does are done with mercenary, self-interested, and corrupt motives. The less willing someone is to admit an intellectual defect, the more I assume that person is riddled with intellectual defects and can't even admit to one error for fear of then having to admit ten thousand. And the more outraged a sanctimonious prick is at the suggestion that he is not, in fact, the moral twin of Lord Jesus Christ, the more I assume that he is a moral reprobate who can't even look at himself clearly in the mirror for fear of what he might wind up seeing. And apply this to any of the most self-righteous, sanctimonious pricks you see online. The more they insist they are morally spotless, the more I know they're morally filthy. Such people are ridiculous, and should be ridiculed, and made to gnash their teeth as others laugh at them. Pardon Martha Stewart, just on the outside chance that it might afford James Comey one more chance at introspection and honest self-examination. He'll avoid that at all costs, of course-- but it would be righteous of us (and not self-serving and self-pleasing at all! Nope! Not in the least!) to afford him that chance at moral scorekeeping.
2. To Take A Swipe At Comey Hey, we know what makes the guy tick. Guess who decided to go after Stewart on these charges when he was a federal prosecutor? James Comey. A pardon to Stewart would be a blow to Comey that is perfectly within Trump's power and a much less controversial move than firing him was.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 27, 2018 04:53 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 04:55 PM (3c1uO)
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 04:55 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 04:56 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 27, 2018 04:56 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: ace at April 27, 2018 04:56 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: jdgalt at April 27, 2018 04:56 PM (3SFo/)
Posted by: IC at April 27, 2018 04:57 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 27, 2018 04:57 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at April 27, 2018 04:58 PM (vgwv+)
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I . . . just. . . can't. . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2018 04:58 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2018 04:58 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 27, 2018 04:58 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 04:59 PM (LiyEm)
I'm told suburban moms are the most vulnerable to go D in the coming blue wave. Might give Trump and the R's a boost.
Posted by: golfman at April 27, 2018 05:00 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2018 05:00 PM (pQplJ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:00 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:01 PM (+jCY+)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 27, 2018 05:01 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 27, 2018 05:01 PM (CoKlX)
Hear, hear!
Posted by: Rancid Ham Sandwich at April 27, 2018 05:01 PM (H8S+R)
Load all these treasonous fucks in to a mothballed C-141 , send it up, and slam it into a mountain. With accordion music playing on the intercom.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2018 05:01 PM (eHioo)
Poundstone?
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:02 PM (+jCY+)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 27, 2018 05:02 PM (CoKlX)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 05:02 PM (/qEW2)
Go after them in defense of the constitution, that they are trying to invalidate the constitution and not in defense of Trump who is performing within his constitutional rite and duty.
Posted by: gNewt at April 27, 2018 05:02 PM (bN6TL)
That's exactly what I was trying to convey on 'Slippery When Wet'.
Posted by: Jovi Bon Jovi Bon Jovi at April 27, 2018 05:02 PM (Ndje9)
This isn't about golf at all.
This is about Fapping, isn't it?
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:02 PM (+jCY+)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 27, 2018 05:03 PM (CoKlX)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 27, 2018 05:03 PM (pvjTE)
Nah - There are other considerations in being a Convicted Felon.
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:04 PM (+jCY+)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 27, 2018 05:04 PM (CoKlX)
you can always pardon someone, even if they're out of jail. For one thing, it removes any of the restrictions that go with being a felon.
It's also just a nice symbolic acknowledgement, even if there is little practical benefit.
you can pardon and declare someone innocent even after they're dead -- at least untaint their memory.
Posted by: ace at April 27, 2018 05:05 PM (8rNrN)
pretty sure what she was convicted of was a felony. pardon her and she can buy guns again.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 27, 2018 05:05 PM (sGtp+)
No. The "crime" is wiped clean... like it never happened.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 27, 2018 05:05 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 27, 2018 05:05 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 27, 2018 05:05 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 05:05 PM (HgMAr)
Paula Deen?
Posted by: Anachronda at April 27, 2018 05:06 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
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Put a little more butter on that, honey.
Posted by: Paula at April 27, 2018 05:06 PM (bN6TL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:06 PM (+y/Ru)
That's who I meant. It's like she just vanished. And she couldn't repent because she was already (I guess) a democrat...
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 27, 2018 05:06 PM (CoKlX)
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:06 PM (+jCY+)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:06 PM (LiyEm)
i wrote this yesterday but it got delayed with the other newz
Posted by: ace at April 27, 2018 05:07 PM (8rNrN)
Who knows if she even wants one?? She hasn't done too badly since she got outta the slammer..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 27, 2018 05:07 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 27, 2018 05:07 PM (CoKlX)
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:07 PM (+jCY+)
Only one person was thought to have never made a mistake, and he got nailed to a cross.
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 27, 2018 05:07 PM (nn8uQ)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:06 PM (+jCY+)
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The chair is against the wall.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 27, 2018 05:07 PM (so+oy)
I can't imagine her saying no... it would feel somewhat good for her to be vindicated or whatever, no?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Jeanne del norte at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (efMXe)
The more he can be made to account for all of that, the better.
Posted by: backbeatbaby at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (w7KSn)
Wow, I knew Martha got around, but that one is a new one to me.
Did she post photos in her magazine, and were they fabulous, or at least "a good thing?"
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (LZngz)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:06 PM (+y/Ru)
She seems nice.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:09 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 05:09 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 27, 2018 05:09 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain
.............
I think you have to wait for a conviction first.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 27, 2018 05:09 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:09 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (LZngz)
Trump has a way of turning enemies into allies. Maybe there is something here.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 05:09 PM (Dp6qK)
It was in the Getting Festive with Semen issue.
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:09 PM (+jCY+)
Who knows if she even wants one?? She hasn't done too badly since she got outta the slammer..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 27, 2018 05:07 PM (so+oy)
She's a convicted felon,who wouldn't want that monkey off their back?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 27, 2018 05:10 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (/qEW2)
I think thats generally what the allegation was.
But no one could ever prove it, I think her broker backed her up (he advised her to sell based on publicly available info or whatever, he had no insider info), and so they charged her with lying to the FBI, because during her encounter with the FBI, they claim she lied to them.
Kind of like the Flynn situation.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 27, 2018 05:10 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018
toughskins makes a thong? doesn't the denim chafe?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:10 PM (MTjB1)
Comey actually had FBI forensic IT investigators look at her computer to prove the deleting and undeleting. But he didn't
Insist on this for the DNC server
We now know that you can't trust what FBI put in their 302s. Martha may have done a humina humina about a non crime.
The laws on insider trading can get gray at the edges. Martha wasn't over the line but could have worried that she was, especialy as she was the CEO of her own public company
Now compare how Comey treated Hillary. The only way to explain the disparate treatment is that fucking Martha but giving Hillary a pass on far worse conduct were both good for his career
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 27, 2018 05:10 PM (n+6mJ)
I think he can, actually.
As long as it is specific enough...but I could be making that shit up, too.
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:11 PM (+jCY+)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain
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I think you have to wait for a conviction first.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 27, 2018 05:09 PM (so+oy)
I don't think so. At least that wasn't the case for Ford's pardon of Nixon.
Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2018 05:11 PM (G0vdT)
Also, she's hawt.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2018 05:11 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: An Observation at April 27, 2018 05:11 PM (e0WVc)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 27, 2018 05:12 PM (FLifI)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April
well sure but then everytime you think about knocking over a getngo for a carton of smokes in the middle of the night you don't that but I havenever been convicted of a felony / I have the right to vote thing hanging over you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:12 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2018 05:12 PM (n1b3L)
Posted by: redenzo at April 27, 2018 05:13 PM (14qvS)
Load all these treasonous fucks in to a mothballed C-141 , send it up, and slam it into a mountain. With accordion music playing on the intercom.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2018 05:01 PM (eHioo)
We have a nominee for Trump Camps Director of Excursions and Entertainment.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 05:13 PM (Dp6qK)
and refer to the prosecution of her as GESTAPO in nature.
Posted by: Avi at April 27, 2018 05:13 PM (Gcl/7)
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:13 PM (+jCY+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:14 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain
.............
I think you have to wait for a conviction first.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 27, 2018 05:09 PM (so+oy)
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No, he Trump doesn't have to wait. But, pardoning an underling in the midst of an investigation of Trump himself would lead to claims of obstruction of justice. The politically smart move is what he's doing. If they ever try to actually put Flynn in prison, I suspect Trump will act. Until then, he can bide his time.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 27, 2018 05:14 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 27, 2018 05:15 PM (n+6mJ)
Posted by: Downcast at April 27, 2018 05:15 PM (TRrzG)
Posted by: IC at April 27, 2018 05:16 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2018 05:16 PM (n1b3L)
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2018 05:16 PM (+lOpA)
But no one could ever prove it, I think her broker backed her up (he advised her to sell based on publicly available info or whatever, he had no insider info), and so they charged her with lying to the FBI, because during her encounter with the FBI, they claim she lied to them.
Kind of like the Flynn situation.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 27, 2018 05:10 PM (F5+ro)
in the Flynn case the interrogators thought he was honest, but Gestapo Chief Obergruppenfuhrer Muller divined differently.
somehow Herr Muller fingerprints are likely on Stewarts case too.
Posted by: Avi at April 27, 2018 05:16 PM (Gcl/7)
Bagpipes accompanied by xylophones would be even better.
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 27, 2018 05:16 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: gNewt at April 27, 2018 05:16 PM (bN6TL)
@tariqnasheed
This Bill Cosby verdict is a perfect lesson for Black ppl. One Black person having money does NOT make you exempt from systematic white supremacy. They used the "I'm white and I say so" law to take Cosby down. Thats because white supremacists know the importance of being on code
Yeah, Tariq, that's right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:16 PM (+y/Ru)
Also, the Bible has a lot to say about pious posing. I guess Comey tore out those pages like Ian McKellen tears into Leviticus.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 27, 2018 05:17 PM (e9RXe)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:00 PM (3c1uO)
Yup. Cute Polack.
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2018 05:17 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 27, 2018 05:17 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: gNewt at April 27, 2018 05:16 PM (bN6TL)
Why do so many of you hate our Angels in Blue ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:17 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: torabora at April 27, 2018 05:18 PM (Y274z)
Circumcision is for dicks.
Circumspection is for chumps.
Pardon Da Marf! Her work is done and she has Bluebell to carry on her "in da yard" legacy.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2018 05:19 PM (pNxlR)
Winning.
I should like to put forward a Sense of the Horde Resolution that anyone who pursues "first", "3rd", "top ten", or similar should be shunned, mocked, made fun of, ostracized, criticized, laughed at, hunted down and stabbed, and also mocked again.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2018 05:19 PM (fuK7c)
If they cannot prove a real crime, there is no reason to haul them into court.
Posted by: rd at April 27, 2018 05:19 PM (4dz1m)
But the suits in the Bureau got to claim a scalp and run a victory lap and crow about their 'integrity.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 27, 2018 05:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: torabora at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2018 05:00 PM
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.Agree, but we lost that argument in the Courts system way back in the 1930s.
LE have Carte Blanche to lie to you during and after any questioning but if you mis remember where you were on the night of September 27th at 8:33 PM, you can and will be charged with lying to LE.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (fiGNd)
Hey, we know what makes the guy tick. Guess who decided to go after Stewart on these charges when he was a federal prosecutor? James Comey.
No shit. Didn't know that.
Yeah, give her a pardon. And a public apology. Balls to the wall stuff, which I have an inkling Trump would be very very good at.
I always thought the case against her you could charge just about anyone who ever bought stocks with. Millions of people. But he chose her. A very public figure, to make a name for himself.
Insufferable prick deserves an orange jumpsuit.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (LOgQ4)
Overruled!
Posted by: Hawaiin Judge at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (+jCY+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (MTjB1)
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It would be the moral thing to do to help Comey see the light.
See, I can be just as sanctimonious as he.
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (/3+Sg)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:21 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2018 05:19 PM (fuK7c)
I 2nd that.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 27, 2018 05:21 PM (MX7xj)
WTF ace. You need to call them "a moron, the bad kind, not you guys"
Sheesh
Posted by: Timon at April 27, 2018 05:21 PM (NTM5E)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 27, 2018 05:21 PM (n+6mJ)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (/3+Sg)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April
hasn't it always been that way?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (MTjB1)
A young US ATTY. was assigned to the case--name o' Comey. Jim Comey, lawman. And the case just disappeared. In effect, Comey issued his own pardon. Again.
Of course Martha should be pardoned.
Posted by: Jovi Bon Jovi Bon Jovi at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (n+6mJ)
Didn't the Ewok institute time-outs for certain grievous offenders? And if he does, can the Donald pardon them?
Posted by: Basement Cat at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (3C9q2)
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: torabora at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (Y274z)
He shares the same surname as Heinrich Muller, the Chief of the Gestapo.
couldn't you see Muller in an SS uniform leading Einsatzgruppen?
Posted by: Avi at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (Gcl/7)
It is 4:00 am on the first day of my new life as an accused predator in the universe of American journalism. I was ambushed and then perp walked across the pages of The Washington Post and Variety as an avatar of male misogyny, taken to the guillotine and stripped of any honor and achievement I had earned in more than a half century of journalism and citizenship.
More goodness at the link including Tom saying he's been taken to the guillotine.
https://bit.ly/2HCFpwp
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM ..
.....Whelllll......we're waiting...!
Posted by: Judge Smails at April 27, 2018 05:23 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: T at April 27, 2018 05:23 PM (MmeCn)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 04:59 PM (LiyEm)"
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Ah, but Comey claimed to have been a Republican then.
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2018 05:23 PM (/3+Sg)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (LOgQ4)
Given what we know about Comey, McCabe, and Mueller, it is likely that a whole lot more than a few high profile cases deserve a second look.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 05:24 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 27, 2018 05:24 PM (roQNm)
It is 4:00 am on the first day of my new life as an accused predator in the universe of American journalism. I was ambushed and then perp walked across the pages of The Washington Post and Variety as an avatar of male misogyny, taken to the guillotine and stripped of any honor and achievement I had earned in more than a half century of journalism and citizenship.
More goodness at the link including Tom saying he's been taken to the guillotine.
https://bit.ly/2HCFpwp
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April
well, some people only learn the meaning of "due process" and "slippery slope" the hard way.
this is all surprising though, he always seemed so gay.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:24 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 27, 2018 05:24 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM (573j3)
I don't believe so. I'm kind of 'spergy on this stuff. She was a model and she was hawt, but if there were nudes I'd probably have seen them.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM (Jd44p)
Posted by: Fonzi at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM (+lOpA)
No shit, Frauen Fuehrer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 27, 2018 05:24 PM (l9m7l)
Egg McMuffin will never be POTUS.
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:26 PM (573j3)
Posted by: Herr Muller at April 27, 2018 05:26 PM (Gcl/7)
Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 05:26 PM (HgMAr)
https://bit.ly/2HCFpwp
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Hah!! I lurve it.
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2018 05:27 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM
Srsly? She seems pretty laid back to me, smart as a whip and cute as a button.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:28 PM (3c1uO)
Who knows if she even wants one?? She hasn't done too badly since she got outta the slammer..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 27, 2018 05:07 PM (so+oy)"
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Even better, it would piss off both of them.
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2018 05:28 PM (/3+Sg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Looks like the old give-a-sh*t-o-meter is on the fritz again. Oh, well...
Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 27, 2018 05:29 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM (Jd44p)
I know what I would do if that were my kid ...
... can't post it here.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:29 PM (fiGNd)
#BREAKING Germany's Merkel says existing Iran deal 'not sufficient' to curb nuclear program
The natives are getting restless
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 27, 2018 05:30 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM
Good lord. How, I just don't have words. There citizenry should be protesting in the millions. I think they are lost. Poor child. Just awful. But at least the healthcare is free right? Coming soon to a theatre near you.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:30 PM (3c1uO)
My friend says he was told it is politically incorrect now to call methheads tweakers.
You have to call them Methican Americans.
Later.
Posted by: teej at April 27, 2018 05:30 PM (cneZH)
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2018 05:28 PM (/3+Sg)
Would be kinda fun watching the mental gymnastics of someone complaining about getting pardoned.
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2018 05:30 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:31 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: saf at April 27, 2018 05:31 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:28 PM (3c1uO)
++++
Smart whip that cute button.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 27, 2018 05:31 PM (pvjTE)
The natives are getting restless
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 27, 2018 05:30 PM
Hmmmm. Gee, you mean Trump was right?.......Again!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:31 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2018 05:32 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 05:32 PM (r+sAi)
............
shoulda thought of that when you had your nose up Barry's ass
Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 05:33 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM
Srsly? She seems pretty laid back to me, smart as a whip and cute as a button.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:28 PM (3c1uO)
I've always thought this. With the Trump primaries and election many of my suspicions about most conservative lady pundits being crypto-feminists were correct.
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:33 PM (573j3)
Yeah, Tariq, that's right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:16 PM
All white people are synchronizing their watches right now, Tariq.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 27, 2018 05:34 PM (2NqXo)
Later.
Posted by: teej at April 27, 2018 05:30 PM (cneZH)
Awesome! Totally awesome!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 27, 2018 05:34 PM (xPJvm)
"Prime Minister Issues Friendly Reminder To UK Parents That The State Owns Their Children"
https://tinyurl.com/ycr6hrrf
Obamacare and socialized medicine means the govt. makes your medical decisions and owns you and your kids. Don't let anyone tell you differently.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 05:34 PM (Jd44p)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2018 05:34 PM (n1b3L)
Of course Martha Stewart would be NeverTrump. She's seen the power of the state when it comes down on an individual with a bullshit case.
She chose the 'safe' road. Who wouldn't?
I don't care for her myself, but if they can do it to her, they'd do it to you or me in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 05:34 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 27, 2018 05:35 PM (Mbmmf)
Set it up with one of the full scale drone control packages.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 27, 2018 05:35 PM (brIR5)
Sounds like she got schlonged by Trump. She should've remained in Germany.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 27, 2018 05:35 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:35 PM (LiyEm)
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I never liked her as she was one of the stuck up millennials who only got any attention because cute and boobies, and is so conservative that she went and married a liberal, didnt skip a beat when he tragically died (no sabbatical, no grieving period, she just carried on like nothing happened) and of course my personal favorite being her nevertrumping mania defending Michelle Fields obvious lies while being tongue bathed by professional cuck Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 27, 2018 05:36 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Cold Civil War at April 27, 2018 05:36 PM (Z2PYk)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:36 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2018 05:34 PM
Yep. I can't stand marble mouth. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire and I was a Russian hooker with a full bladder. But I think this crap is wildly out of control.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:36 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2018 05:37 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 05:37 PM (r+sAi)
doesn't matter if stewart is a dummy dem, the case was a shanda.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:37 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:38 PM (573j3)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:36 PM
That's so sad and disgusting.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:38 PM (3c1uO)
did they financially survive the b.s?
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:38 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:31 PM (2G9k3)
We can't tell who you're mocking ... you'll have to mock more clearly.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:38 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:36 PM
We saved the Brits from the Nazis so they could become Nazis themselves?
Fool me once...shame on you... fool me twice, shame on me.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 05:38 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:38 PM (fiGNd)
x2
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 05:39 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 27, 2018 05:03 PM (CoKlX)
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You better not be talking about me, buster.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2018 05:39 PM (nYUWt)
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2018 05:39 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 27, 2018 05:39 PM (hMwEB)
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Ugh. I wish I could tune in. Candace gives me a special feeling.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (AzW6q)
Fool me once...shame on you... fool me twice, shame on me.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic
Yeah. Won't be a third time.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (pQplJ)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 27, 2018 05:03 PM (CoKlX)
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You better not be talking about me, buster.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2018 05:39 PM
.
.
.She will straight us shiv you in the back if you diss her. She learned that in prison.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (mc8++)
I haven't got a good eye roll from the Ol' Lady all day. I wonder if she's found somebody else to condescend to ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (/3+Sg)
I saw Denim Chafe at the Apollo. He juggled plates. They booed the shit out of him.
Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (IZN3f)
The thing is this reporter actually has it in her 25 year old notes. So she isn't metoo other than protecting her job and not reporting means he was free to do more to other women.
But none of it matters to me, Leftists getting pounded by their new rules, I am fine.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (r+sAi)
won't let him out to get others to try what they can to attempt to save him, yet will let him suffer starvation.
whaever. I sure hope we actually get a pill or two to take when it's out turn.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (2G9k3)
I think he can, actually.
As long as it is specific enough...but I could be making that shit up, too.
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:11 PM (+jCY+)
He can use the "all offenses against the United States"
thing Ford used with Nixon.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM
.
.
.
.up.....not us.....
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (+Dllb)
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Ugh. I wish I could tune in. Candace gives me a special feeling.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (AzW6q)
I am please to see her star rising.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: IC at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (a0IVu)
She is unendlingly polite. She has great insights but is too readily talked-over in the news slot format. She's a terrific guest but the hosts tend to shortchange her time allotment because she's so delightfully decent.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2018 05:34 PM
Yep. I can't stand marble mouth. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire and I was a Russian hooker with a full bladder. But I think this crap is wildly out of control.
Posted by: Minnfidel
Can't give a shit. He's more than ten miles away.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (pQplJ)
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:33 PM (573j3)
She's no Megyn Kelly though.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (+Dllb)
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Are we talking about me or Martha now? I'm getting confused.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (nYUWt)
We saved the Brits from the Nazis so they could become Nazis themselves?
They use to hang kids in the UK for stealing a loaf of bread during the 19th century
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (2G9k3)
I know I'm just an Internet Tough Guy ...
... just sayin', I'm not going out like that. Nobody in my family is going out like that.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Ben Had
What the bigger prize?
Tweaking Comey or remaining 'pure' towards a soletary, harmless NeverTurniper?
The bonus here is that NeverTurnipers at large would have to acknowledge that the pardon is warranted. And that, my friend, is always golden.
Save one, punish them all.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (LNPd9)
I am there with you. Trying my best to not read anything about this baby and his plight.
Posted by: IC at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (a0IVu)
i love that i'm an adult and can now do an eyeroll without being sent to my room without dinner.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (2G9k3)
14 Stewart? He should pardon Flynn.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
Wrong, wrong, wrong. Or should I say I disagree.
Trump should wait as Flynn's charges will be dropped, but a pardon would make him look guilty for all time. Also in the course of this, the judge will make it clear the prosecutors acted improperly and Mueller et al including the unmaskers get branded as conniving priks, and possibly charged with crimes.
On the other hand, by all means pardon Martha just for the shits and giggles.
A successful fruit of the poisoned tree appeal by Flynn's team (because of fisa and unmasking) would make the whole thing blow up in all the right faces.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (IeDO8)
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (/3+Sg)
Fellatist with an attitude.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (2NqXo)
weirdo
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (573j3)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (+dsLj)
She will straight us shiv you in the back if you diss her. She learned that in prison.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (+Dllb)
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Are we talking about me or Martha now? I'm getting confused.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM
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.
.
.You....
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (roQNm)
I want to take a dump ON some heads.
Posted by: R. Kelly at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Jim Comey, Esq. at April 27, 2018 05:44 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:44 PM (fiGNd)
Time to start drinking!
https://tinyurl.com/y7gry9hm
Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 05:44 PM (HgMAr)
https://tinyurl.com/ycmcphoj
So eff her.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 27, 2018 05:44 PM (SGpFT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 05:45 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Decaf at April
either a scientist that studies feminist missing links like big foot and the lochness monster or a secret feminist who pretends she is not a feminist. probably the later.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:45 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Downcast at April 27, 2018 05:46 PM (TRrzG)
Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 05:46 PM (HgMAr)
so yeah, Not me. i'm going down when it's my turn hopefully with a big morphine drip at home.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (2G9k3)
I..was...wro
Posted by: Fonzi at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM (+lOpA)
That was so funny. I remember watching Happy Days as a kid and thinking Fonzie was "cool". My father tried to convince me "no, he's a caricature". That episode convinced me he was right.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (/qEW2)
weirdo
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (hMwEB)
Helpful Hint ... Hell - you probably already know ...
... most of the times, when people start saying shit like "You're Playing Politics", it ranks right up there with "You're Burning Strawmen" and "That's Not Professional" ...
... it just means you're over the target. Get twice as nasty and twice as loud.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (n1b3L)
I am, shall we say, smitten.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (fuK7c)
This one strikes me more viscerally than Charlie Gard did. I don't remember them withholding water from Charlie.
IMO, once you withhold water and food, you've gone from letting a baby die, to murder. They are actively murdering this baby. Godless society and decision-makers is only thing I can think.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (Jd44p)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (tpDAe)
She is unendlingly polite. She has great insights but is too readily talked-over in the news slot format. She's a terrific guest but the hosts tend to shortchange her time allotment because she's so delightfully decent.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (H8S+R)
I was complimenting her. I'm also recalling her days on Orielly. You can be vicious and ruthless and at the same time be polite.
Like I said I wish she was 100% MAGA.
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (573j3)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April
not much in the way of punishment. she usually shows up for dinner two hours after dinner is over and sits by herself at the table yammering out loud to herself wondering where the food is and opining on politics.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:48 PM (MTjB1)
https://tinyurl.com/ycmcphoj
So eff her.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 27, 2018 05:44 PM (SGpFT)
Probably why she hasn't already been pardoned.
MKH is hardly the first person with a soapbox or President's ear to suggest this.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 27, 2018 05:48 PM (Eu5eZ)
What I mean is, they're apparently not allowed to, but what the rationale of the National Health for them not to do that?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2018 05:48 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (fuK7c)
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She's mine, bruh. Back off. Get your own Kool-Aid.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2018 05:48 PM (AzW6q)
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Well I thought he was cool until he jumped the shark.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 27, 2018 05:49 PM (+dsLj)
(can also slam a door now that i'm an adult..
ooh freedom.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:49 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (tpDAe)
This baby must die, so that socialized medicine may live.
It's ghoulish. And I should stop typing.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 05:49 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 27, 2018 05:49 PM (TPimP)
Might need to throw in a "I have no intention of misleading you blah blah" to cover more bases. You know, the psychic GetOuttaJailFree Card of the charging party.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 27, 2018 05:49 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:50 PM (LiyEm)
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I would watch The Five again if they would get rid of Juan and give her the gig permanently.
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2018 05:50 PM (/3+Sg)
I saw Denim Chafe at the Apollo. He juggled plates. They booed the shit out of him.
Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (IZN3f)
..........
Sad. We know how that feels.
Posted by: the PC Matic band at April 27, 2018 05:50 PM (HgMAr)
Might need to throw in a "I have no intention of misleading you blah blah" to cover more bases. You know, the psychic GetOuttaJailFree Card of the charging party.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April
we,, first off, don't ever say anything to them unless you have to.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:50 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: DanMan at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:33 PM (573j3)
She's no Megyn Kelly though.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (/qEW2)
MeAgain always flew her feminist flag proudly.
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (573j3)
Why can't the parents just take their baby home?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (tpDAe)
Because they can't be trusted to let their baby die
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (lKyWE)
the opining at dinner?
nah. i do all that here
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (Tyii7)
It's the age old argument. I really think it's the only argument ... the fountain-head from which all other arguments spring ...
... What is the proper relationship between the Citizen and the State.
And you can bet your sweet ass - its coming here. And I don't give a fiddlers fuck how much the "Don't Run Around With Your Hair On Fire" Club around here says differently.
They're just hoping it'll happen to them last.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (fiGNd)
So are you saying that Martha Stewart should get an Oscar nod for this movie?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 27, 2018 05:44 PM (SGpFT)
Sometimes appearing to be the bigger man pays off. Though I don't know if pardon protocol requires a request to be made by the person to be pardoned or someone on their behalf.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (n1b3L)
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Candace Owens, Id wreck it like Herbie at a demolition derby.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (tpDAe)
exactly
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (hMwEB)
did they financially survive the b.s?
Posted by: willow
They sued and won on appeal. And the Trump DOJ settled with them this year because Jeff Sessions forced the DOJ to.
He issued a statement this Jan:
"The IRS's use of these criteria as a basis for heightened scrutiny was wrong and should have never occurred," Sessions said in October."It is improper for the IRS to single out groups for different treatment based on their names or ideological positions."
In court documents from October, the IRS admitted that its "treatment" of the plaintiffs [conservative groups] "was wrong," and issued "its sincere apology."
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7qoh38z
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (LNPd9)
here in America that ended up in a old folks dying center, they strapped
her to the bed because she went insane after they took away the anti
depressants she'd been on for 50 years. After ending up in the hospital
with a stroke, stripped her of her home, her assets, during a short
period, insurance lapsed because of her not having access.
so yeah, Not me. i'm going down when it's my turn hopefully with a big morphine drip at home.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM
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.
.That sounds exactly like a whole bunch of Veterans homes run by the individual States and the VA.
Vets get dumped into them when the family can't deal with them any longer due to dementia or violence issues and they are used as Guinea pigs for drug therapy treatments that hardly ever work and are taken off medications that were actually helping them before because they are "no longer in the VA formulary".........
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 05:52 PM (+Dllb)
I can't believe I was actually there when that now historic meme was created. *wipes tears* It's a rare event.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 27, 2018 05:52 PM (H8S+R)
My instincts in this regard have always been proven correct.
Posted by: Cheri at April 27, 2018 05:52 PM (oiNtH)
Since there is no evidence that she cares about it, pardoning her could easily backfire politically. It might even provoke pro-Comey, anti-Trump blather from her. Not remotely worth the risk.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 27, 2018 05:52 PM (0jtPF)
Yeah, I'm coming round to the we never should have spent blood and treasure saving Britain. But there was that whole extermination thing so still we had to go... but really these people are now the facsists.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 05:52 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:53 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2018 05:53 PM (n1b3L)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (aC6Sd)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JfLDhXBCaWI
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 05:53 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Don Q. at April 27, 2018 05:54 PM (NgKpN)
Perhaps you have missed the evidence that she was hawt?
Hawt counts for a lot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2018 05:54 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Jim Comey, Esq. at April 27, 2018 05:54 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:50 PM (LiyEm)
God's got nothin' to do with it. I'm god-less. And I know better than to go out of my way to force a two-year old to die.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:54 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:54 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (+dsLj)
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I've heard enough filthy talk about my future wife, ok? You just keep a civil tongue in your head, when you talk about my Candace.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2018 05:54 PM (AzW6q)
the opining at dinner?
nah. i do all that here
Posted by: willow at April
so you show up to cook dinner two hours after everyone has eaten? or is the willowed thing only a thing here.
honestly, I think getting willowed for dinner is kind of funny. winsome moron sitting at the dining room table set with silver, crystal, and china politely making small talk - to herself - wondering what is for dinner and when it will be served. folding and refolding her napikin into various napkingami shapes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:55 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:55 PM (573j3)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:55 PM (3c1uO)
as i was not a family member (that didn't show up until she died two years later) They wouldn't listen to anything , i called i went down there, i raged at the doctors -nurses, it was evil.
If i'd had money i would have sued them all.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:55 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 05:55 PM (r+sAi)
You will learn.
She's abandoned The Plantation (or railing against those who would put her there) and vehemently burning as much of it down as she can. And she's quite young; nowhere near 29.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 27, 2018 05:55 PM (H8S+R)
up, and slam it into a mountain. With accordion music playing on the
intercom."
Not theatrical enough. Put all of them in one room, then have Trump walk in with a pool cue. He then announces that he will be issuing one pardon, at which point he snaps the pool cue in half, drops the pieces, and says "We're gonna have tryouts." He then leaves. Show the resulting festivities in prime time.
Posted by: FaCubeItches at April 27, 2018 05:56 PM (rznWS)
Judge Jeannie > Martha Stewart
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April
nothing says sexy like the noise of cracking hips.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:56 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cheri at April 27, 2018 05:52 PM (oiNtH)
Hi !!! Nice to meet you. I've served no longer than twelve hours at a time in county jail.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:56 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (tpDAe)
- The gov't has deemed the parents a "flight risk"
- the local police have issued statements that they would go after anyone who POSTED ON SOCIAL MEDIA about this issue.
- the baby's own doctor come out and said that the parents needed to make a sea change in attitude before anything could happen.
I have to imagine there is some kind of official, physical 'force' now in the equation.
I usually am the first to cheer when a baby is born, but the ado about the new royal birth is insane as long as the UK lets Alfie twist in the wind. Shame on every royal in Buckingham Palace and shame on the Canadian social climber trying to get in. Not ONE of them would speak up for Alfie. Not one!
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 27, 2018 05:57 PM (SGpFT)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:54 PM (LiyEm)
Was it the combination swim trunks/leather jacket?
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2018 05:57 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2018 05:00 PM
.
.
.Agree, but we lost that argument in the Courts system way back in the 1930s.
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Another Commie law we must deal with.
Posted by: gNewt at April 27, 2018 05:57 PM (iuoTc)
You're thinking of the Malachi Brothers.
Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at April 27, 2018 05:57 PM (IZN3f)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:50 PM (LiyEm)
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It's eerie. They really have expunged the moral reflex from themselves. It's one thing to be an atheist on paper, it's another to really live by it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 05:57 PM (/qEW2)
so yeah, Not me. i'm going down when it's my turn hopefully with a big morphine drip at home.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM
.
.
.That sounds exactly like a whole bunch of Veterans homes run by the individual States and the VA.
Vets get dumped into them when the family can't deal with them any longer due to dementia or violence issues and they are used as Guinea pigs for drug therapy treatments that hardly ever work and are taken off medications that were actually helping them before because they are "no longer in the VA formulary".........
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 05:52 PM (+Dllb)
There comes a point where your ONLY defense... is if your family will step up and help care for you.
Sad, but a fact of life.
Its the ONLY reason I am in Calif.... because 89 year old Mom is here... and still in the family home.
Posted by: Don Q. at April 27, 2018 05:58 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:56 PM (fiGNd)
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Yeah! My attorneys are pretty great, too...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2018 05:58 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Texian ette at April 27, 2018 05:59 PM (gou4q)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:59 PM (LiyEm)
If you want market prices to reflect accurate knowledge about what underlies securities, you WANT inside traders participating. So why is insider trading a crime?
Posted by: gp at April 27, 2018 05:59 PM (mk9aG)
let the record reflect no one mentioned accordion music
Posted by: DanMan at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (XTiHL)
163
Load all these treasonous fucks in to a mothballed C-141 , send it up, and slam it into a mountain. With accordion music playing on the intercom
...........
Ay yi yee!
Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 05:59 PM (HgMAr)
There's a weird Internet Tough Guy vibe to this thread. Repeatedly.
Better things to do then wallow in it's turgidness.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 05:59 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:59 PM (573j3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (tpDAe)
- The gov't has deemed the parents a "flight risk"
- the local police have issued statements that they would go after anyone who POSTED ON SOCIAL MEDIA about this issue.
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Small example of power vested in the state and not the people.
Posted by: gNewt at April 27, 2018 06:00 PM (iuoTc)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:00 PM (LiyEm)
If you want market prices to reflect accurate knowledge about what underlies securities, you WANT inside traders participating. So why is insider trading a crime?
Posted by: gp at April
efficient means everyone has the same information.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:00 PM (MTjB1)
Here another.
https://mobile.twitter.com/RealCandaceO/ status/987450257159077888/video/1
Vid was linked last night on the ONT.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 06:00 PM (Dp6qK)
bluebell is a tease. She is probably hawt. I haven't seen her in this thread, and I won't call out an 'Ette in a thread where she's not present. Pictures would help.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2018 06:00 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (tpDAe)
- The gov't has deemed the parents a "flight risk"
-
Like Logan's Run.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 06:00 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:00 PM (LiyEm)
Whilst Mohammedan rapists freely roam the streets of "Jolly Old" England.
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 05:57 PM (/qEW2)
It's not even coldly logical.
Cold logic says, at a point, waste no more of your own resources on a lost cause.
The UKs saying don't anyone else waste their resources on a lost cause.
But keep in mind, enforcing all this madness are ... British Cops. Because, contrary to what many will tell you here ... Cops do as they're told by the State. Nothing more.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 05:55 PM (r+sAi)
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There's no available evidence of that.
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (nYUWt)
Posted by: Cheri at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (oiNtH)
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I honestly cant think of one young or millennial pundit who remained consistently pro trump before and after. Ive seen a few pop up during the election but never heard of them before so its hard to gauge whether they were sincere or just capitalizing on a niche market.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:55 PM (573j3)
Sadly.... I DO differentiate now...
There are MEN, and Males...
And Ladies, and FemiNaziBitches... I mean, Females...
Posted by: Don Q. at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (NgKpN)
Same reason blackmail is even if you obtained the information legally.
What that reason is I can't explain exactly.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (n1b3L)
I have a two year old. I would die before letting them starve him to death. I can't with the whole Royal family. Where is William and Kate on this? What about Harry's fiancé? She's American. I couldn't marry someone who could just stand by and not do anything. (And I actually HAVE a commemorative wedding plate from William and Kate!) Then again, I'm not worth billions.
Posted by: Rochelle, Rochelle at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (xU7mE)
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2018 05:50 PM (/3+Sg)
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I use to feel the same way, but then I changed my mind because I don't want to silence the other side I prefer a good debate. College campuses, CNN, MSDNC etc. all don't allow conservative voices to the debate table.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2018 06:02 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:02 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (+dsLj)
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I've heard enough filthy talk about my future wife, ok? You just keep a civil tongue in your head, when you talk about my Candace.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2018 05:54 PM (AzW6q)
..........
Future ex-wife to you, bub.
Posted by: Paolo at April 27, 2018 06:02 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at April 27, 2018 06:02 PM (xU7mE)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:02 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (nYUWt)
You're here. Case closed.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Don Q.
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Now is a good time to convince Mom it's time to sell and move. You both can have good visits picking out a good place to move.
Posted by: gNewt at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (iuoTc)
But be warned: you may fall in love. I know I did.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (LiyEm)
There was a rumor that something like that may have happened to me once, but I can swear that absolutely NOTHING about that alleged happenstance exists in writing anywhere. NOTHING!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Cheri
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Um. What if they abruptly begin to self righteously quote scripture? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: James Comey at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (leCj4)
Whilst Mohammedan rapists freely roam the streets of "Jolly Old" England.
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (Tyii7)
Gotta tell ya, I've wondered what would be happening if this was a Muslim baby, and Saudi Arabia offered care. Would The NHS & Teresa May bow to them outta fear of Muslim riots. I say yes, with about 95% surety.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (Jd44p)
If you want market prices to reflect accurate knowledge about what underlies securities, you WANT inside traders participating. So why is insider trading a crime?
Posted by: gp at April
efficient means everyone has the same information.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:00 PM (MTjB1)
And you know who CAN do insider trading?
Congress, and their staff....
They made it illegal for themselves to do so a couple years ago, to great fanfaire...
But then rescinded it in virtual secrecy a couple of months later.
Posted by: Don Q. at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 06:04 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2018 06:04 PM (GGiG6)
Also they might be selfish pricks that don't give a shit.
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2018 06:04 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Paolo at April 27, 2018 06:02 PM (HgMAr)
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BUILD. THE. DAMN. WALL.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2018 06:04 PM (AzW6q)
309 The "Royals "can't say a peep about controversial things if they want their gravy train scam to continue.
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (LiyEm)
Personally, I can't stand any of them. Fucking parasites all of them.
Posted by: IC at April 27, 2018 06:04 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Don Q.
That's one Hell of a reason Don.
You're a good man.
*raises beer*
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:05 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Cheri
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Scott Israel, Sheriff of Broward County at April 27, 2018 06:05 PM (leCj4)
Posted by: Cheri at April 27, 2018 06:05 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM (LiyEm)
Congress, and their staff....
They made it illegal for themselves to do so a couple years ago, to great fanfaire...
But then rescinded it in virtual secrecy a couple of months later.
Posted by: Don Q. at April
well, yeah but that does not undermine the rationale for preventing insider trading. most congressmen do not have enough capital to move the markets. if you had large investors getting advance notice of events or information that small investors did not have access to then the little guys would always be getting screwed and it would undermine the integrity of the markets.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at April 27, 2018 06:02 PM (xU7mE)
I dub thee Dances With Morons.
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM (+lOpA)
Somewhere, someone impugns the spotless reputation of Saint Joe Paterno.
Go Get 'Em !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM (fiGNd)
But be warned: you may fall in love. I know I did.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (AzW6q)
I saw her in a Stossel vid, where she was describing how her whole family is on the plantation and thinks she's nutso. A true independent mind. Hawt.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: gNewt at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM (iuoTc)
Also they might be selfish pricks that don't give a shit.
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2018 06:04 PM (+lOpA)
I am so damn tired of seeing them splashed all over the friggin' homepage every time I jump on the internet. Especially that one "princess"...Eugene, Eugenics, whatever. Cross-eyed dullard in expensive attire.
Pretty damn fed up with Ol' Blighty.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Iblis at April 27, 2018 06:07 PM (GQH1D)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:08 PM (2G9k3)
whoever said pardoning Stewart could win
over some people to our side, I agree with them
Posted by: booknlass at April 27, 2018 06:08 PM (xGMkv)
Katie Pavlich
@KatiePavlich
CNN reported this week that Dr. Ronny Jackson got drunk overseas, loudly banged on colleague's door and was stopped by Secret Service. Today Secret Service says it "has no such record of any incident; specifically, any incident involving Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson." Unbelievable.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 06:08 PM (+y/Ru)
And smug rigtheousness.
Dirtbag shitheel
Posted by: Kreplach at April 27, 2018 06:09 PM (UfMVm)
Who knew Ralphie boy would predict Comey.
Posted by: JTB at April 27, 2018 06:09 PM (V+03K)
Judge Jeannie > Martha Stewart
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April
nothing says sexy like the noise of cracking hips.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:56 PM (MTjB1)
..........
Darn it there goes my fantasy of the Judge in various yoga poses.
Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 06:09 PM (HgMAr)
There was a rumor that something like that may have happened to me
once, but I can swear that absolutely NOTHING about that alleged
happenstance exists in writing anywhere. NOTHING!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM
.
.
.I may have been briefly detained by the British Constabulary in Hong Kong back in the late 1980s after some alleged over indulgence at the Bottoms Up Club, Kowloon side there.
But as the British gave up the Crown Colony of Hong Kong I am sure those records must have been purged.....
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 06:09 PM (+Dllb)
You're just a horses ass. Nothing to do with Paterno.
Drink up. Tell us how superior you are to an 85 year old legend.
Because you're probably at least that age with 100% of your mental capacity and know exactly what he should have done if you were in his shoes.
A legend in your own mind.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 06:09 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 27, 2018 06:09 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM (MTjB1)
Curiously enough ... the Congressional Insider Trading thing doesn't work that way. I started looking into this after some Moron posted about it here.
The idea is ... Big Company XYZ gets to offer "preferred shares" to Congressmen at BIG, BIG discounts over the Initial Price Offering. So, if I want to bribe Nancy Pelosi ... I can offer her $10 shares of ScoggDog Enterprises ... when the Initial Price Offering is $100.
Shitty, eh ? All perfectly legal.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:10 PM (fiGNd)
There was a rumor that something like that may have happened to me once, but I can swear that absolutely NOTHING about that alleged happenstance exists in writing anywhere. NOTHING!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (k1TUh)
ROFL.... I will neither confirm nor deny, that I was taken off a US Navy Ship in Handcuffs... right after a Med Cruise (6months) for not paying a PARKING TICKET...
And spent the night in Jail, because the Judge had already quit for the day by the time they drove me to where I got the ticket... (for parking TWO motorcycles in the same non metered parking space.... When you could see that my Bike was in the middle of the space, and someone else had parked there I did not even know).
Posted by: Don Q. at April 27, 2018 06:10 PM (NgKpN)
he seems that type as does Mueller.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:10 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: steevy
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Aren't they experiencing droughts in recent years?
Posted by: Jeremiah 50:38 at April 27, 2018 06:10 PM (leCj4)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM
They are like the Kardashiscrunts with British accents. Give O' shit meter, pegged at minus 40. My wife tried to get me to watch "The Royals" on Netflix this winter. Yea, not going to happen.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 06:10 PM (3c1uO)
These people do this shit all the time with the constant "public servant" and "devoted service to the public" crap.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 27, 2018 06:10 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 27, 2018 06:11 PM (+dsLj)
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Anyway, Mooch and Pooch-Eater are our royalty.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 06:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Yeah, I'm coming round to the we never should have spent blood and treasure saving Britain. But there was that whole extermination thing so still we had to go... but really these people are now the facsists.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 05:52 PM (r+sAi)
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Well, the same thing might be said for the US, if not quite yet, soon enough.
We fought to save the Britain of many decades ago, not the Britain of today.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 27, 2018 06:12 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:12 PM (2G9k3)
Only in his seventies when he chose to overlook the Mike McQueary incident for the next decade.
And younger than that when he conveniently didn't discover the previous incidents happening in his locker room.
Go Get 'Em Nic !!! You Are ... Penn State !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:12 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:12 PM (2G9k3)
This is even true when one is in the hospital. About 20 months ago my father, who's 84, came down with a severe case of pneumonia that turned into 3 weeks in ICU followed by 5 weeks in a medical rehab facility. While he was in ICU, our family (although primarily my mother and sister) worked out ways to make sure someone was with him at ALL times, especially at night when there was less staff. Without going into details, there was some shit that went on, even in the ICU, that if there hadn't been someone in the family there to pitch a fit and raise hell about it - well we all have no doubt that he would have died there.
Instead, he's recovered and is back to living a healthy, normal life.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2018 06:13 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:13 PM (LiyEm)
Nuff said.
Posted by: tbodie at April 27, 2018 06:13 PM (TnoDk)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (LiyEm)
Personally, I can't stand any of them. Fucking parasites all of them.
Posted by: IC at April 27, 2018 06:04 PM (a0IVu)
True and true. But Prince William did give a speech about how people need to have less kids so we can save the planet. So I don't think this baby being starved to death is even on his radar. Or if he is, that he even cares.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 06:13 PM (Jd44p)
do you surrender your rights to your kids or something?
hell, you should never check in if those are the rules.
similar to that family that took their daughter to a hospital in boston and could not get her back forever.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:14 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:14 PM (2G9k3)
do you surrender your rights to your kids or something?
hell, you should never check in if those are the rules.
similar to that family that took their daughter to a hospital in boston and could not get her back forever.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:14 PM
But it's "free" healthcare you ingrate!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 06:15 PM (3c1uO)
uh oh.
Posted by: willow at April
well, try keeping the pre-sleep sex to two or three hours a night. try things that are easier on the hips.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:15 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2018 06:16 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (fiGNd)
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I've thought that... what if the guards outside decided "enough"? And simply decided to ignore the administrators and judges and help the parents abscond with their own child? No, somehow like the Nazi guards (some of whom experienced psychological problems from killing so many people) they will find a way to do as they are told and rationalize it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 06:16 PM (/qEW2)
about how people need to have less kids so we can save the planet. So I
don't think this baby being starved to death is even on his radar. Or
if he is, that he even cares.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 06:13 PM (Jd44p)
Yet you know if any one of his kids were that sick they would not leave him to the tender mercies of the NHS. Rat bastards, all of them.
I am just so infuriated, angry and sad. All at the same time.
Posted by: IC at April 27, 2018 06:16 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April
so the hotel california is in london?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:16 PM (MTjB1)
So true...which is why I should move near family. But they live where I don't want to. Well, hopefully I have a few more decades before anything drastic happens with my health.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 06:16 PM (Jd44p)
Fixed it for Royal Willie.
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 27, 2018 06:16 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:17 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:17 PM (LiyEm)
So you're 75 years of age?
Somehow I'm picturing a teenager who just snuck into his parents refrigerator and stole a six pack of beer and is jacking off to gay pron and feeling guilty about it.
So guilty he wants to beat the shit out of Joe Paterno.
Projection. It's real. Look in the mirror.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 06:17 PM (LOgQ4)
well, until we kill you, then you can leave.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:17 PM (MTjB1)
I am just so infuriated, angry and sad. All at the same time.
Posted by: IC at April 27, 2018 06:16 PM
Are you kidding, if it was any royal kid etc. they'd be at the Mayo clinic right now getting every bit of care possible. Sick fucks.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 06:17 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:14 PM (MTjB1)
It all comes down to where you are ... who's willing to push ... and how willing a Cop is to get involved.
Pro Tip - its never that hard to find a Cop willing to get involved in just about anything.
And if you do get your kid out of a hospital ... who's to say Child Protective Services won't come calling ? Again - with a cop.
I'm glad my kids are just about grown.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:17 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Iblis
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The guy went to f*cking prison, over a $20,000 campaign contribution. Not graft, not fraud, not corruption, not voter fraud.
Should he have been prosecuted? Well, yes, but this was clearly politically motivated revenge by Obama & company.
To Hillary and cronies, that's chump change, not even enough to pay for dinner.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2018 06:18 PM (leCj4)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:18 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:18 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:10 PM (fiGNd)
Because who says so?
Posted by: golfman at April 27, 2018 06:18 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:16 PM
Pretty much.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 06:18 PM (3c1uO)
uh oh.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:12 PM (2G9k3)
...........
I have arthritis in my right hip and had sciatica in my left leg two years ago. The pain was the worst when laying down.
20 minutes 5 days a week of PT (stretching and motion) has saved me.
Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 06:19 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2018 06:19 PM (aC6Sd)
do you surrender your rights to your kids or something?
hell, you should never check in if those are the rules.
similar to that family that took their daughter to a hospital in boston and could not get her back forever.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:14 PM (MTjB1)
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Justina Pelletier. The family was from Connecticut and took her in for a consultation, and Boston Children's Hospital decided to kidnap her and keep her for medical experiments. The judge involved slapped a gag order on them, which the father eventually broke and reported the story to the press.
The judge, Deval Patrick, the scummy "researcher" at the hospital, all deserve to be tried and strung up like the filthy pigs they are.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 06:20 PM (/qEW2)
Come On - admit it. You know the School Fight Song, don't ya' ? Its cool, man. Its cool. Fans gonna' Fan.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:20 PM (fiGNd)
do you surrender your rights to your kids or something?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:14 PM (MTjB1)
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Right to your kids?!?
Surely you make jokey!
They belong to Caesar.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 27, 2018 06:20 PM (0jtPF)
well, until we kill you, then you can leave.
Posted by: yankeefifth
that reminds me
another iconic album? Hotel California
Posted by: booknlass at April 27, 2018 06:20 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 27, 2018 06:20 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:21 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2018 06:21 PM (leCj4)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 27, 2018 06:21 PM (hMwEB)
uh oh.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:12 PM (2G9k3)
I sleep on my side and get this every so often. It's because I need a new mattress. The thing is beyond worn out and I just keep putting it off getting a new one.
I move it around or flip it every so often and then I get pain in a different part of my body.
It's like spinning one of those game show wheels to see what'll hurt a few weeks after moving it.
"It looks like you landed on painful elbow and lower back pain! Good job!"
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 27, 2018 06:21 PM (4ErVI)
He should pardon Dinesh D'Souza.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 27, 2018 06:22 PM (fqUgw)
THAT'S IT ?
Her net worth is currently $300 Million, and it was likely higher before this whole episode.
Unreal. Where is the motive there ? You're going to commit a crime to prevent losing what would currently be 0.015% of her net worth ? Over the price of an expensive car ?
Give me a fucking break. Tear it down. The entire FBI and DOJ, create an entirely new federal Law Enforcement agency and rebuild it from scratch. These people are disgusting beyond belief.
Posted by: deadrody at April 27, 2018 06:22 PM (jsGbO)
The judge, Deval Patrick, the scummy "researcher" at the hospital, all deserve to be tried and strung up like the filthy pigs they are.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April
she's the one
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:22 PM (MTjB1)
In other words, you're not denying jackin' it to ghey pron and wanting to beat the ever-living-hell out of Joe Paterno out of guilt.
Good to know.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 06:22 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:10 PM (fiGNd)
Because who says so?
Posted by: golfman at April 27, 2018 06:18 PM (If3tB)
Congress ... I guess. Same fuckers that said they didn't have to play in ObamaCare - after ObamaCare specifically stated they had to play in ObamaCare.
Passed by a Republican House and Senate. Thanks Guys !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:22 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 27, 2018 06:22 PM (fA1SL)
Surely you make jokey!
They belong to Caesar.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
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Or Fidel Castro.
Posted by: Elian Gonzales, eyeing leaky boat at April 27, 2018 06:23 PM (leCj4)
and I guess Post-Sleep sex is Right Out, darn it.
Posted by: Hey, Hey, Hey, It's Bill Cosby! at April 27, 2018 06:23 PM (k1TUh)
Pardon family farmers who have had the FDA Swat them and fine them for totalitarian type regulations that have been broken. These type of people are the people he should look to pardon. JMHO.
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 06:23 PM (573j3)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:23 PM (2G9k3)
We're an awfully lonely group.
We'd love to have some nice politicians and NHS bureaucrats hang around with us for a while.
Pretty Please!
Posted by: Lonely Lamp Posts All Over Europe at April 27, 2018 06:24 PM (E3rQ4)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 27, 2018 06:24 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: booknlass
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Pfft. One crummy hotel?
Posted by: 200 Motels at April 27, 2018 06:25 PM (leCj4)
when they are starving the baby?
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:25 PM (2G9k3)
Last time ... you accused me of being a child molester. Now its just a masturbation.
Before you know it ... you'll be reading the Pennsylvania State Police Indictment and saying to yourself "That Old Bastard knew all along !!!".
Give it time, Nic. There's a great big world outside that football field. Can't wait for you to see it.
Well ... unless you live in Happy Valley. Then - not so much.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:25 PM (fiGNd)
Oh, I liked to invite all my young players to jack it with me!!!
Posted by: Jackin' Joe Paterno at April 27, 2018 06:26 PM (k1TUh)
Now we know why the Dems are so keen on getting socialized medicine here. They want everyone bowing and scraping trying to stay in the party's good graces so they or their kids get medical aid when they need it.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 27, 2018 06:26 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: willow at April
having too many mattress choices makes everything worse. when there were fewer choices and the whole process was less "sciencey" you would go to the mattress store, pick, the one you like best and be done. now when you get a new one you are second guessing yourself, wondering if you should exchange a couple of times in the 120 day trial period.
sometimes less is better. here is your bed. you will find it somewhat more comfortable than the couch and much more comfortable than the floor.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:26 PM (MTjB1)
1918: The Huns are killing babies! Let's fucking kill the kraut bastards!
2018: Let's fucking kill this baby!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2018 06:27 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:27 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: Test at April 27, 2018 06:27 PM (E3rQ4)
Shouldn't you be on a roof ledge somewhere? With police a floor below with a big net?
I mean, really. You're an embarrassment.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 06:27 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Caliban at April 27, 2018 06:27 PM (QE8X6)
I'm sure we could find American Citizens more worthy of a pardon than Martha Stewart, who would actually be appreciative and need it. Lots of victims of the FDA, EPA, and BLM out there.
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:59 PM (573j3)
True. But it's still a brilliant troll idea. Not only against Jimmy Drama, but against Stewart herself. She'll have to choke up and thank Trump or be shown as a petty, ungrateful scrunt.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2018 06:27 PM (eXA4G)
Merkle finally cleared all the choom out of her ass that barky blew up there.
The Nork deal has all of them rethinking a lot of policy.
Our President is kicking global ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2018 06:28 PM (I5Qio)
Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 06:28 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:28 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:29 PM (2G9k3)
when they are starving the baby?
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:25 PM (2G9k3)
I know, right? "The baby is too sick to move. It may even kill him!" is the rationale being given for refusing to let him be removed from a situation *designed* to kill him.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 27, 2018 06:29 PM (rp9xB)
Once you go black....
Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at April 27, 2018 06:30 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2018 06:28 PM (I5Qio)
Still not tired of winning.
Posted by: golfman at April 27, 2018 06:30 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:30 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 06:31 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at April 27, 2018 06:30 PM (ICWiF)
1. Wait 15-20 years
2. Claim rape
3. Profit!
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 06:32 PM (Dp6qK)
or anyone for that matter!
let them go, even if to take the baby and go climb in a warm bed holding him until he passes.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:32 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2018 06:32 PM (I5Qio)
Honestly ... I'm amazed at how far you've came so quickly.
But don't rush it, dude. Stick to the sports section at Penn Live for a while. Keep stalking all the recruits Social Media pages. You can't break out of the Penn State Bubble too quickly - or you'll relapse.
Give it ... I dunno' ... six months minimum maybe before you read the actual indictment and start looking at the timeline.
Now ... deep cleansing breathes ... and repeat after me ...
The Nittany Lions can win the Big 10.
James Franklin > Saint Joe Paterno.
The Nittany Lions can win the Big 10.
James Franklin > Saint Joe Paterno.
There. All better.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:33 PM (fiGNd)
but it shouldn't even be put to a test really.
fk them
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:34 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: deadrody
More outrage fuel for the weekend:
Powerline did a series of articles about a medical device CEO who was subjected to a 5-year prosecution by the DOJ over sales materials that were never released for a product already approved by FDC.
The CEO, Howard Root, did the rare thing and fought the charges tooth and nail with the blessing of the company
Check out the link to powerline and the presentation he gave regarding his ordeal.
powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/01/fear-loathing-at-the-doj.php
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2018 06:34 PM (LNPd9)
Posted by: mercenary13 at April 27, 2018 06:35 PM (bEOLE)
=
HAHAHAHAHA! good plan. LET'S DO IT !
Posted by: runner at April 27, 2018 06:35 PM (bUjCl)
FULL DISCLOSURE, I have been a witness in three FIB investigations. NEVER AGAIN.
Posted by: Sally Kohn at April 27, 2018 06:35 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 27, 2018 06:36 PM (pw+jk)
fk them
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:34 PM (2G9k3)
No ... in a decent society ... the fate of your family should not hinge on you getting mad-dog mean.
But we don't live in a decent society. We can't even agree on what decent is supposed to mean.
I'm serious ... most people here bow out when the conversation gets ugly. I understand that. Now imagine what's going to happen when the real-life situations get nasty.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:37 PM (fiGNd)
we have no idea how many victims there are , but it should be investigated.
how many are actually in prison?
we don't know
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:37 PM (2G9k3)
Dept of Ed does not educate, it hinders the process.
Dept of Justice creates crime via FBI interviews.
Not really needed. Shut them all down.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2018 06:37 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 06:38 PM (Dp6qK)
As much as I'd like to know more ... you probably 'ought to stop right there.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:38 PM (fiGNd)
you cannot walk away and obviously they won't let you take the child.
how evil all this is.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:39 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:39 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:40 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 06:40 PM (Jd44p)
Posted by: The Sultan of Brunei at April 27, 2018 06:40 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:39 PM (2G9k3)
I'm big on vengeance. Which is illogical. But there it is.
I simply couldn't live with it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:41 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: booknlass at April 27, 2018 06:41 PM (xGMkv)
Posted by: prof disarray
Didn't see a post but we just kicked it around in the comments.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2018 06:42 PM (LNPd9)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:42 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 27, 2018 06:42 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:43 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:42 PM (2G9k3)
Not getting it ... you'll have to mock more clearly again.
Keep in mind - I'm a knuckle-head. You gotta' keep it simple.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:43 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 06:44 PM (3c1uO)
Caleb (Ben) Howe
Jay Caruso
Patterico (we all knew that one)
Neil Stevens
Kimberly Ross
Sarah Rumpf
and oh yes...
Susan Wright!
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 27, 2018 06:44 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 06:44 PM (3c1uO)
Hope Solo almost ruined me on Celebrity Nudes.
What in the Hell happened down there ? Damn Shame ... she's was a cutie.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:45 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:40 PM
If you mean effed up. Plenty.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 06:45 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 06:46 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2018 06:46 PM (JFO2v)
( because sometimes i'm just on a tear , and yelling at the room.)
blushing, yep i do.
i'm sure no one has noticed.
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:47 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2018 06:27 PM (eXA4G)
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Um, no.
She can (and probably would) say she resents being used as some kind of prop in Nazi-Trump's war against the heroic FBI.
The Left would lionize her as a defiant anti-Trumper who can't be bought.
Why would she be grateful anyway? The pardon would make no difference in her life. None. Zip.
The only way it could possibly benefit her is by giving her an opportunity to play heroine of the Resistance.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 27, 2018 06:47 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 27, 2018 06:47 PM (toi7g)
we don't know how many miscarriage of justice ..
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:48 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2018 06:48 PM (LNPd9)
Posted by: The Sultan of Brunei at April 27, 2018 06:40 PM (VBKy9)
That put me off sex for a month.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2018 06:48 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:47 PM (2G9k3)
Honestly ... never seen that.
Later peeps ... gotta' work out.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:48 PM (fiGNd)
The war must continue.
Posted by: gNewt at April 27, 2018 06:49 PM (8u+2n)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:51 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:52 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2018 06:55 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2018 06:56 PM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:56 PM (2G9k3)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:56 PM (2G9k3)
Make them live the lie. See how it looks if the infant could talk.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 27, 2018 06:58 PM (mvUP9)
BREAKING: Sources tell Wired Sources that CNN's Jake Tapper met with former DNI James Clapper in January of 2016 to plan 'rollout' of Steele dossier, and how to maximize damage for then President-elect Trump.
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 27, 2018 06:58 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:52 PM (2G9k3)
It's not being a jerk when they have it coming. And most people have it coming.
People just ain't meant to get along all the time ... or even very often. The best ways I've seen to get along all the time are ...
1 - Say Nothing of Importance
2 - Subordinate Your Best Interests to Their's
3 - Do Exactly as They Wish
No thanks. Acquaintances are over-rated. And I don't know anyone with more than a handful of friends.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:59 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 27, 2018 07:01 PM (qM84C)
If you can't afford to replace it right away, a thick memory foam mattress topper can make a BIG difference, and it'll still be useable even after you do get a new mattress.
Posted by: Chicago Voter Registrar at April 27, 2018 07:06 PM (GXOTw)
Not sure Trump was Pres-Elect in JAN 2016.
Nice agitprop by Wired tho.
Posted by: golfman at April 27, 2018 07:10 PM (If3tB)
https://twitter.com/CambridgeCity_
Many satirically on-point Alfie tweets
Posted by: random lurker commenter at April 27, 2018 07:13 PM (57plp)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 27, 2018 07:19 PM (xp7xD)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2018 06:48 PM (LNPd9)
...........
So, you prefer the traditional motorboat.
Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 07:20 PM (HgMAr)
PROCEED TO UNDER NOOD
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 27, 2018 06:42 PM (hMwEB)
DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY SIDE NOODS
Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 07:21 PM (HgMAr)
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
Raise your hand if you like infrastructure conferences! I'll be speaking at the @RegionalPlan Assembly about the future of American infrastructure. Tune in at 1:25!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 07:21 PM (+y/Ru)
The only funny joke from Pixels, from the list of demands.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 27, 2018 07:24 PM (dKiJG)
That's some strong sauce.
Pardon Martha Stewart.
Not because of Coney.
Because it's andthe right thing to do (and the Deep State is as fucking evil as the Soviet Union was).
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 27, 2018 09:40 PM (vEvRi)
Posted by: Cortillaen at April 27, 2018 10:21 PM (rpKZV)
Idunno about that. One of the ways employers weed out potential thieves is simple: ask the prospect if he has ever stolen from an employer. People who steal think everybody steals. Therefore they admit to stealing in a small way, so as not to seem pretentiously posing as purely honest.
Posted by: Rich Rostrom at April 28, 2018 12:06 AM (bT9ZN)
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