Mary Katherine Ham: Trump Should Pardon Martha Stewart to Further Troll James Comey
And What Sanctimony Tells Me About the Sanctimonious

Pardon Martha Stewart to troll Comey -- and also, because it's the right thing to do.

But mostly for the trolling.

Here's MKH's top two reasons for a pardon (though she lists more):

1. The Whole Thing Was Nonsense

If you ask an average American why Stewart went to jail, they’d probably tell you "insider trading." In fact, that is not what brought her down. She was never charged with insider trading over the 2001 sale of ImClone stock that started the whole affair. She was charged with conspiring to lie about the crime with which she was never charged.

"Stewart has always asserted that she sold the stock because it fell below a 'predetermined price [$60] at which she planned to sell,'" Slate reported. "The U.S. attorney, in contrast, alleges that Stewart sold because she heard that Sam Waksal, ImClone’s CEO, was trying to sell his own stock in the company. The alleged crimes, in any event, took place after the sale."

That move, which she said she did on the advice of her broker, prevented a loss of about $45,000. The case for insider trading was weak, so the government went after her on more novel charges.

One was so novel it got tossed out by the judge. That particular legal theory was that because Stewart publicly professed her innocence of insider trading, she thereby propped up the value of her own company, with which her personal reputation was inextricably linked. That amounted to "securities fraud."

There’s a reason "don't make a federal case out of it" is a phrase for blowing something out of proportion, and this case is a perfect example. It shouldn't have been a federal case, and Stewart shouldn't have lost her freedom, her executive position, and a bunch of earning potential over it.

Taking the US Attorney's allegation as true (momentarily), it appears Martha Stewart was accused of insider trading, which was not true (the circumstances can't support that charge), and contrived a lie to give her an alibi for a crime she didn't commit.

Technically, a crime. Maybe.

But really -- get the fuck out of here with this weak bullshit. Her "crime" was caused by your flawed accusation. If the state is falsely charging someone with a crime that they will later confess is not a crime and can't be prosecuted, and someone, in a panic move, tells a lie (which turns out to be immaterial, as there was no crime to conceal), as far as I'm concerned, that lie is the government's fault.

Also, if she had lied about, say, an unrelated sexual encounter, this couldn't have been considered a criminal false statement because it's entirely immaterial.

Given that there was no crime she was covering up with her lie, it too was just as immaterial as, say, some sweaty dalliance with the Sultan of Brunei.

This demonstrates, of course, that a prosecutor with an eye for politics and press coverage will stop at very little to secure a conviction against someone they believe to be disliked by the public.

Something to keep in mind. Especially given James Comey's leak with the admitted intent to get a special counsel as vengeance for his firing.


2. To Take A Swipe At Comey

Hey, we know what makes the guy tick. Guess who decided to go after Stewart on these charges when he was a federal prosecutor? James Comey. A pardon to Stewart would be a blow to Comey that is perfectly within Trump's power and a much less controversial move than firing him was.

Anyone who can't admit he made a mental error or was ignorant of a fact is a moron. Anyone who can't admit he is sometimes morally flawed and motivated by base and petty impulses like ego and vengeance is a monster.

Smart people can admit mistakes because acknowledging mistakes is what made them smart in the first place. You can't become smart if you believe that every first-look gut intuition you have is unerringly correct -- that shows no later reflection, no later attempt to research the question, no later attempt to self-correct.

It's only attempts at self-correction that lead to education and becoming smarter. What gets measured gets improved, as they old management saying goes -- and if you're never keeping honest track of your mental golf scores, how will you ever reduce your strokes?

Also, smart people know they're decently intelligent and therefore admitting error is no kind of catastrophic ego event for them. They have the resilience, in the form of justified confidence about their mental abilities, to absorb the pain of admitting an error and then just shrug it off.

An idiot, on the other hand, cannot admit he is wrong, ever, for his ego is both large and fragile. A single crack in his bubble of self-protection could burst the whole thing.

The exact same rule applies to morality. If I see someone admitting they sometimes act selfishly (especially unprompted, though prompted confessions count too), I don't think "Oh that's a selfish person." I think, That's a fairly moral person who is in fact probably overestimating her own selfishness and probably is more selfless than she's currently saying."

How can anyone ever become more moral if they think everything they do was only in service of God and Country? Again, if you're not keeping honest track of your moral record, accurately keeping track of your failings as well as your moral victories, how can you ever actually improve your moral game?

Believing that everything you do is morally pristine is a steep ramp to degeneracy.

As with the confession of an error usually leading me to judge someone as intelligent, not unintelligent (dummies don't admit error), the confession of a moral failing suggests to me that that person is pretty moral and is confessing error precisely because she has high moral standards for herself and judges herself somewhat harshly when she fails to meet the high bar she's set.

On the other hand: James Comey.

This guy is filthy with self-righteousness. He sweats gallons of self-regard. He's moist and sticky with ego.

The fact that he cannot even entertain the possibility that he sometimes acts in his own narrow self-interest, and that not everything he does is animated by patriotism, duty, and Professional Excellence, suggests to me that an awful lot of things he does are done with mercenary, self-interested, and corrupt motives.

The less willing someone is to admit an intellectual defect, the more I assume that person is riddled with intellectual defects and can't even admit to one error for fear of then having to admit ten thousand.

And the more outraged a sanctimonious prick is at the suggestion that he is not, in fact, the moral twin of Lord Jesus Christ, the more I assume that he is a moral reprobate who can't even look at himself clearly in the mirror for fear of what he might wind up seeing.

And apply this to any of the most self-righteous, sanctimonious pricks you see online. The more they insist they are morally spotless, the more I know they're morally filthy.

Such people are ridiculous, and should be ridiculed, and made to gnash their teeth as others laugh at them.

Pardon Martha Stewart, just on the outside chance that it might afford James Comey one more chance at introspection and honest self-examination.

He'll avoid that at all costs, of course-- but it would be righteous of us (and not self-serving and self-pleasing at all! Nope! Not in the least!) to afford him that chance at moral scorekeeping.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:58 PM




Comments

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1 Hiding the n00d amongst yesterday's posts!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 27, 2018 04:53 PM (pvjTE)

2 I can't see the nood!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 04:55 PM (3c1uO)

3 I'm Italian? I am Irish damnit!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 04:55 PM (3c1uO)

4 It's a good thing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 04:55 PM (+y/Ru)

5 off

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 04:56 PM (/qEW2)

6 What the what is going on around here?!?!?!?

Posted by: lin-duh at April 27, 2018 04:56 PM (kufk0)

7 all people responsible for sacking the blog owner have now been sacked

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2018 04:56 PM (8rNrN)

8 st!

Posted by: jdgalt at April 27, 2018 04:56 PM (3SFo/)

9 top ten!

Posted by: IC at April 27, 2018 04:57 PM (a0IVu)

10 Cartman said it best, "You will respect my authoritah!"

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 27, 2018 04:57 PM (pvjTE)

11 wut happened w/all the italics?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at April 27, 2018 04:58 PM (vgwv+)

12 This guy is filthy with self-righteousness. He sweats gallons of self-regard. He shits odorous sanctimony. He's moist and sticky with ego.
__________________________________

I . . . just. . . can't. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 27, 2018 04:58 PM (ATVNj)

13 Candace Owens is on The Five... wow!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2018 04:58 PM (PvFoN)

14 Stewart? He should pardon Flynn.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 27, 2018 04:58 PM (H8S+R)

15 Despite what they did to her she is still a left wing Hillary supporter.Still,the "crime" was utter bullshit.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 04:59 PM (LiyEm)

16 What would it hurt?

I'm told suburban moms are the most vulnerable to go D in the coming blue wave. Might give Trump and the R's a boost.

Posted by: golfman at April 27, 2018 05:00 PM (If3tB)

17 If government agents can lie to you, you should be able to lie to government agents.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2018 05:00 PM (pQplJ)

18 She was quite the looker back in the day.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:00 PM (3c1uO)

19 Presidential Pardon

...it's a Good Thing.


Also. I would hit it.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:01 PM (+jCY+)

20 Freaky Deaky

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 27, 2018 05:01 PM (roQNm)

21 What about pardoning whatshername.... you know, that chick that used to be huge... Paula something?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 27, 2018 05:01 PM (CoKlX)

22 "This demonstrates, of course, that a prosecutor with an eye for politics and press coverage will stop at very little to secure a conviction against someone they believe to be disliked by the public."

Hear, hear!

Posted by: Rancid Ham Sandwich at April 27, 2018 05:01 PM (H8S+R)

23 The giraffe-necked shitbag is always righteous and all knowing.

Load all these treasonous fucks in to a mothballed C-141 , send it up, and slam it into a mountain. With accordion music playing on the intercom.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2018 05:01 PM (eHioo)

24 >>What about pardoning whatshername.... you know, that chick that used to be huge... Paula something?


Poundstone?

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:02 PM (+jCY+)

25 Paula Prudhomme? Nah, that's not it...

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 27, 2018 05:02 PM (CoKlX)

26 Isn't it too late to pardon her? I assume she is no longer under house arrest.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 05:02 PM (/qEW2)

27 Radio Rush today interpreted a statement by the lovely and demure Kimberley Strassel as saying Trump's defense should go after Comey and Co. on the ground that they are in violation of the constitution.

Go after them in defense of the constitution, that they are trying to invalidate the constitution and not in defense of Trump who is performing within his constitutional rite and duty.

Posted by: gNewt at April 27, 2018 05:02 PM (bN6TL)

28 "He's moist and sticky with ego."

That's exactly what I was trying to convey on 'Slippery When Wet'.

Posted by: Jovi Bon Jovi Bon Jovi at April 27, 2018 05:02 PM (Ndje9)

29 >>how will you ever reduce your strokes?


This isn't about golf at all.

This is about Fapping, isn't it?

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:02 PM (+jCY+)

30 Garrett, the one with the cookbooks. Ugh. Can't remember.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 27, 2018 05:03 PM (CoKlX)

31 Paula Deen? She only committed un-pc-ness; no actual crimes.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 27, 2018 05:03 PM (pvjTE)

32 >> Isn't it too late to pardon her?


Nah - There are other considerations in being a Convicted Felon.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:04 PM (+jCY+)

33 Oh, and I think he should pardon Flynn too.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 27, 2018 05:04 PM (CoKlX)

34 >>>26 Isn't it too late to pardon her? I assume she is no longer under house arrest.


you can always pardon someone, even if they're out of jail. For one thing, it removes any of the restrictions that go with being a felon.

It's also just a nice symbolic acknowledgement, even if there is little practical benefit.

you can pardon and declare someone innocent even after they're dead -- at least untaint their memory.

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2018 05:05 PM (8rNrN)

35 26 Isn't it too late to pardon her? I assume she is no longer under house arrest.

pretty sure what she was convicted of was a felony. pardon her and she can buy guns again.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 27, 2018 05:05 PM (sGtp+)

36 Steve and Cold Bear: "Isn't it too late to pardon her? I assume she is no longer under house arrest."

No. The "crime" is wiped clean... like it never happened.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 27, 2018 05:05 PM (H8S+R)

37 23. Yes. Accordion is always best.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 27, 2018 05:05 PM (fA1SL)

38 Trump, based on Comey's past and current actions, should order a immediate review, by the Justice Department, of every case Comey worked on, no matter how small his interaction with the case. Possibly Mueller as well.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 27, 2018 05:05 PM (4e+hS)

39 Ace, your fingers getting sore from all the typing today? My eyes are going blurry from reading your posts in between staring at CAD files all day. Zoom in, zoom out. Wax on, wax off.

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 05:05 PM (HgMAr)

40 21 What about pardoning whatshername.... you know, that chick that used to be huge... Paula something?

Paula Deen?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 27, 2018 05:06 PM (sGtp+)

41 Paula Deen? She only committed un-pc-ness; no actual crimes.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
***********************

Put a little more butter on that, honey.

Posted by: Paula at April 27, 2018 05:06 PM (bN6TL)

42 If he pardons Stewart, she can buy guns. Is that what you want? She'd shoot you then put a doily on your chest with a flower vase filled with lilies on it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:06 PM (+y/Ru)

43 Paula Deen? She only committed un-pc-ness; no actual crimes.

That's who I meant. It's like she just vanished. And she couldn't repent because she was already (I guess) a democrat...

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 27, 2018 05:06 PM (CoKlX)

44 The Walrus was Paula.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:06 PM (+jCY+)

45 Paula Deen committed no crime except maybe saying the N word at some time in her life iirc.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:06 PM (LiyEm)

46 >>>39 Ace, your fingers getting sore from all the typing today? My eyes are going blurry from reading your posts in between staring at CAD files all day. Zoom in, zoom out. Wax on, wax off.

i wrote this yesterday but it got delayed with the other newz

Posted by: ace at April 27, 2018 05:07 PM (8rNrN)

47 Yeah.. would be fun.. but kinda pointless..

Who knows if she even wants one?? She hasn't done too badly since she got outta the slammer..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 27, 2018 05:07 PM (so+oy)

48 Spool up the tapes of accordion music!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 27, 2018 05:07 PM (CoKlX)

49 >>i wrote this yesterday but it got delayed with the other newz




Leftovers!

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:07 PM (+jCY+)

50 I thought my kids it's OK to makes mistakes, keep repeating them, not so much.

Only one person was thought to have never made a mistake, and he got nailed to a cross.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 27, 2018 05:07 PM (nn8uQ)

51 It's Friday. Where are the mass firings and the document dumps? I want a dump and some heads.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (roQNm)

52 Ok, I assume that maybe I was reading #FakeNews, but in my recollection, Waksal was depending on the FDA to approve the Erbitux drug. He was a personal friend of Stewart's and when the FDA failed to approve the drug, he advised her to sell. That was what the "insider" violation stems from.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (/qEW2)

53 44 The Walrus was Paula.
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:06 PM (+jCY+)

-----------

The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (gC2IV)

54 Who knows if she even wants one?? She hasn't done too badly since she got outta the slammer..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 27, 2018 05:07 PM (so+oy)

I can't imagine her saying no... it would feel somewhat good for her to be vindicated or whatever, no?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (F5+ro)

55 "Moist and sticky"...gah

Posted by: Jeanne del norte at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (efMXe)

56 Comey is a dirty cop, who used his position for self aggrandizing and partisan purposes.
The more he can be made to account for all of that, the better.

Posted by: backbeatbaby at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (w7KSn)

57 some sweaty dalliance with the Sultan of Brunei





Wow, I knew Martha got around, but that one is a new one to me.

Did she post photos in her magazine, and were they fabulous, or at least "a good thing?"

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (7UW64)

58 Fuck her, she's a never Trumper.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (LZngz)

59 wow yeah i remember that take down of Martha stewart how fkn bizzare was that? Considering congress and insider trading at that point?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (2G9k3)

60 42 If he pardons Stewart, she can buy guns. Is that what you want? She'd shoot you then put a doily on your chest with a flower vase filled with lilies on it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:06 PM (+y/Ru)


She seems nice.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (Dp6qK)

61 Well, on the one hand sending her to jail for what was essentially nothing more than being rich and maybe snooty is terrible. however, the way she capitalized on that whole orange fashion thing, her new rep as the big momma lesbian bitch running that whole federal whorehouse of hot lesbians and came out with her own line of high-end lesbian porn and boudoir designs for duoble-wides makes you wonder if she did not set the whole thing up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:09 PM (MTjB1)

62 >>how will you ever reduce your strokes?
...........

Sears catalog lingerie section?

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 05:09 PM (HgMAr)

63 What I'd like to see is Pardon Plus legislation. Not only is the "crime" purged from the record, a new legal offense is turned back on the people bringing the original abusive charging to properly right the wrong.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 27, 2018 05:09 PM (H8S+R)

64 Oh, and I think he should pardon Flynn too.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain
.............
I think you have to wait for a conviction first.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 27, 2018 05:09 PM (so+oy)

65 so and the lying part 'misremembering' i don't recall'

is only good for Some!

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:09 PM (2G9k3)

66 58 Fuck her, she's a never Trumper.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (LZngz)

Trump has a way of turning enemies into allies. Maybe there is something here.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 05:09 PM (Dp6qK)

67 >>I knew Martha got around, but that one is a new one to me.


It was in the Getting Festive with Semen issue.


Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:09 PM (+jCY+)

68
Who knows if she even wants one?? She hasn't done too badly since she got outta the slammer..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 27, 2018 05:07 PM (so+oy)


She's a convicted felon,who wouldn't want that monkey off their back?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 27, 2018 05:10 PM (lKyWE)

69 52 Ok, I assume that maybe I was reading #FakeNews, but in my recollection, Waksal was depending on the FDA to approve the Erbitux drug. He was a personal friend of Stewart's and when the FDA failed to approve the drug, he advised her to sell. That was what the "insider" violation stems from.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (/qEW2)


I think thats generally what the allegation was.

But no one could ever prove it, I think her broker backed her up (he advised her to sell based on publicly available info or whatever, he had no insider info), and so they charged her with lying to the FBI, because during her encounter with the FBI, they claim she lied to them.

Kind of like the Flynn situation.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 27, 2018 05:10 PM (F5+ro)

70 Sears catalog lingerie section?
Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018




toughskins makes a thong? doesn't the denim chafe?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:10 PM (MTjB1)

71 Martha got convicted for deleting and then undetinng a single e-mail, and for misleading the FBI guys who came knocking on her door.

Comey actually had FBI forensic IT investigators look at her computer to prove the deleting and undeleting. But he didn't
Insist on this for the DNC server

We now know that you can't trust what FBI put in their 302s. Martha may have done a humina humina about a non crime.

The laws on insider trading can get gray at the edges. Martha wasn't over the line but could have worried that she was, especialy as she was the CEO of her own public company

Now compare how Comey treated Hillary. The only way to explain the disparate treatment is that fucking Martha but giving Hillary a pass on far worse conduct were both good for his career

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 27, 2018 05:10 PM (n+6mJ)

72 >>I think you have to wait for a conviction first.


I think he can, actually.

As long as it is specific enough...but I could be making that shit up, too.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:11 PM (+jCY+)

73 64 Oh, and I think he should pardon Flynn too.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain
.............
I think you have to wait for a conviction first.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 27, 2018 05:09 PM (so+oy)

I don't think so. At least that wasn't the case for Ford's pardon of Nixon.

Posted by: WisRich at April 27, 2018 05:11 PM (G0vdT)

74 Oh, this is righteous. Martha Stewart became one of my all time heroes for going to jail willingly. She knew it was bullshit but she thought fighting it would be worse for her shareholders than just donning the orange.

Also, she's hawt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2018 05:11 PM (fuK7c)

75 Usually people like Sheriff Israel do a great job of hiding behind Hanlon's Razor, but with him the malice is so strong that even Chief Wiggins can see it bleeding through the Camouflage.

Posted by: An Observation at April 27, 2018 05:11 PM (e0WVc)

76 And Dinesh D'Souza. He "laundered" something like 20,000 to the GOP by using straw donors. Hillary diverted scores of millions to her campaign (and lifestyle) from the DNC and completely gutted the individual donor limit law.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 27, 2018 05:12 PM (FLifI)

77 She's a convicted felon,who wouldn't want that monkey off their back?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April




well sure but then everytime you think about knocking over a getngo for a carton of smokes in the middle of the night you don't that but I havenever been convicted of a felony / I have the right to vote thing hanging over you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:12 PM (MTjB1)

78 Trump should pardon Martha Stewart and Jack Johnson at the same time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2018 05:12 PM (n1b3L)

79 I like watching MKH. She is "in country", eating thier bread, drinking thier wine, chubbing up their few hetro men. And, all along she is undercover setting trapdoors for their Trump deranded fools to fall into.

Posted by: redenzo at April 27, 2018 05:13 PM (14qvS)

80 23 The giraffe-necked shitbag is always righteous and all knowing.

Load all these treasonous fucks in to a mothballed C-141 , send it up, and slam it into a mountain. With accordion music playing on the intercom.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 27, 2018 05:01 PM (eHioo)


We have a nominee for Trump Camps Director of Excursions and Entertainment.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 05:13 PM (Dp6qK)

81 great idea.
and refer to the prosecution of her as GESTAPO in nature.

Posted by: Avi at April 27, 2018 05:13 PM (Gcl/7)

82 After seeing how well she sets a table and plates a meal I would imagine Martha's Vagina looks better than an O'Keefe.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:13 PM (+jCY+)

83 well, if you don't wait for the conviction, or at least the charges, they will just come up with something else not covered by your pardon.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:14 PM (MTjB1)

84 64 Oh, and I think he should pardon Flynn too.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain
.............
I think you have to wait for a conviction first.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 27, 2018 05:09 PM (so+oy)

++++

No, he Trump doesn't have to wait. But, pardoning an underling in the midst of an investigation of Trump himself would lead to claims of obstruction of justice. The politically smart move is what he's doing. If they ever try to actually put Flynn in prison, I suspect Trump will act. Until then, he can bide his time.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 27, 2018 05:14 PM (pvjTE)

85 Waksal clearly was guilty of insider trading. Martha shared a broker who told her to sell because Sam was selling. The broker is in a gray area that's been litigated a lot lately. Martha isn't guilty

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 27, 2018 05:15 PM (n+6mJ)

86 Sunobi is back in a John Wayne disguise

Posted by: Downcast at April 27, 2018 05:15 PM (TRrzG)

87 Martha Steward got it on with the Sultan of Brunei? No way..that man has 4 wives and multiple girlfriends..where would he have found the time?

Posted by: IC at April 27, 2018 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

88 Slightly OT but I never grasped how crooked the stock market was until I watched the series The Men Who Built America.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2018 05:16 PM (n1b3L)

89 Read the whole thing. Still top 100.

Winning.

Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2018 05:16 PM (+lOpA)

90
But no one could ever prove it, I think her broker backed her up (he advised her to sell based on publicly available info or whatever, he had no insider info), and so they charged her with lying to the FBI, because during her encounter with the FBI, they claim she lied to them.

Kind of like the Flynn situation.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 27, 2018 05:10 PM (F5+ro)

in the Flynn case the interrogators thought he was honest, but Gestapo Chief Obergruppenfuhrer Muller divined differently.
somehow Herr Muller fingerprints are likely on Stewarts case too.

Posted by: Avi at April 27, 2018 05:16 PM (Gcl/7)

91 With accordion music playing on the intercom.

Bagpipes accompanied by xylophones would be even better.

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 27, 2018 05:16 PM (3C9q2)

92 CA cop busted for smuggling illegals.

Posted by: gNewt at April 27, 2018 05:16 PM (bN6TL)

93 Tariq Nasheed
@tariqnasheed
This Bill Cosby verdict is a perfect lesson for Black ppl. One Black person having money does NOT make you exempt from systematic white supremacy. They used the "I'm white and I say so" law to take Cosby down. Thats because white supremacists know the importance of being on code

Yeah, Tariq, that's right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:16 PM (+y/Ru)

94 When Ace is on his game there is simply no one better.
Also, the Bible has a lot to say about pious posing. I guess Comey tore out those pages like Ian McKellen tears into Leviticus.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 27, 2018 05:17 PM (e9RXe)

95 18 She was quite the looker back in the day.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:00 PM (3c1uO)



Yup. Cute Polack.

Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2018 05:17 PM (+lOpA)

96 And yet it remains a complete mystery to some folks why I have problems with authority figures. Very few have earned my trust, and a few of those betrayed me for money.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 27, 2018 05:17 PM (RuIsu)

97 CA cop busted for smuggling illegals.

Posted by: gNewt at April 27, 2018 05:16 PM (bN6TL)


Why do so many of you hate our Angels in Blue ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:17 PM (fiGNd)

98 So Comey hates successful women. figures

Posted by: torabora at April 27, 2018 05:18 PM (Y274z)

99
Circumcision is for dicks.
Circumspection is for chumps.

Pardon Da Marf! Her work is done and she has Bluebell to carry on her "in da yard" legacy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 27, 2018 05:19 PM (pNxlR)

100 Read the whole thing. Still top 100.

Winning.



I should like to put forward a Sense of the Horde Resolution that anyone who pursues "first", "3rd", "top ten", or similar should be shunned, mocked, made fun of, ostracized, criticized, laughed at, hunted down and stabbed, and also mocked again.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2018 05:19 PM (fuK7c)

101 Trump should systematically pardon anyone that had been convicted of lying to the feds without any other alleged crime.

If they cannot prove a real crime, there is no reason to haul them into court.

Posted by: rd at April 27, 2018 05:19 PM (4dz1m)

102 There was no benefit to the public for prosecuting Stewart, but they got to pick up the tab for her prosecution and incarceration.

But the suits in the Bureau got to claim a scalp and run a victory lap and crow about their 'integrity.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 27, 2018 05:19 PM (oVJmc)

103 Mueller's birfday is in 1944. It's possible he's reincarnated gestapo.

Posted by: torabora at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (Y274z)

104
really strange, I had the same thought as MKH this morn. some odd mind coinky-dink.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (r+sAi)

105 >>>>>>If government agents can lie to you, you should be able to lie to government agents.



Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2018 05:00 PM
.
.
.Agree, but we lost that argument in the Courts system way back in the 1930s.

LE have Carte Blanche to lie to you during and after any questioning but if you mis remember where you were on the night of September 27th at 8:33 PM, you can and will be charged with lying to LE.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (+Dllb)

106 Anybody that puts forth a resolution spends the night in the box.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (fiGNd)

107
Hey, we know what makes the guy tick. Guess who decided to go after Stewart on these charges when he was a federal prosecutor? James Comey.

No shit. Didn't know that.

Yeah, give her a pardon. And a public apology. Balls to the wall stuff, which I have an inkling Trump would be very very good at.

I always thought the case against her you could charge just about anyone who ever bought stocks with. Millions of people. But he chose her. A very public figure, to make a name for himself.

Insufferable prick deserves an orange jumpsuit.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (LOgQ4)

108 >>I should like to put forward a Sense of the Horde Resolution that anyone who pursues "first", "3rd", "top ten", or similar should be shunned, mocked, made fun of, ostracized, criticized, laughed at, hunted down and stabbed, and also mocked again.


Overruled!


Posted by: Hawaiin Judge at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (+jCY+)

109 Trump should start a policy of having the fbi record every interview on tape.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (MTjB1)

110 "Pardon Martha Stewart, just on the outside chance that it might afford James Comey one more chance at introspection and honest self-examination."

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It would be the moral thing to do to help Comey see the light.

See, I can be just as sanctimonious as he.

Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (/3+Sg)

111 MKH is smart and she's freaking cute!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:21 PM (3c1uO)

112 I should like to put forward a Sense of the Horde Resolution that anyone who pursues "first", "3rd", "top ten", or similar should be shunned, mocked, made fun of, ostracized, criticized, laughed at, hunted down and stabbed, and also mocked again.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2018 05:19 PM (fuK7c)

I 2nd that.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 27, 2018 05:21 PM (MX7xj)

113 Anyone who can't admit he made a mental error or was ignorant of a fact is a moron.

WTF ace. You need to call them "a moron, the bad kind, not you guys"

Sheesh

Posted by: Timon at April 27, 2018 05:21 PM (NTM5E)

114 You don't need a call conviction to pardon. I've even sent iit done. Ford and Nixon

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 27, 2018 05:21 PM (n+6mJ)

115 Aren't there nude picture of young model Martha Stewart?I believe there are...

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (LiyEm)

116 "It's a good thing!"

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Very good, I almost forgot Martha's catchphrase.

Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (/3+Sg)

117 should like to put forward a Sense of the Horde Resolution that anyone who pursues "first", "3rd", "top ten", or similar should be shunned, mocked, made fun of, ostracized, criticized, laughed at, hunted down and stabbed, and also mocked again.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April




hasn't it always been that way?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (MTjB1)

118 When the Clintons were leaving orifice, the Clinton-Rodham Gang were selling pardons like the Framers intended. Even Democrats were pissed--before the Memory Fog took over.

A young US ATTY. was assigned to the case--name o' Comey. Jim Comey, lawman. And the case just disappeared. In effect, Comey issued his own pardon. Again.

Of course Martha should be pardoned.

Posted by: Jovi Bon Jovi Bon Jovi at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (Ndje9)

119 Flynn won't get convicted. In fact my bet is that a cabal gets indicted for framing him

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (n+6mJ)

120 I should like to put forward a Sense of the Horde Resolution that anyone who pursues "first", "3rd", "top ten", or similar should be shunned, mocked, made fun of, ostracized, criticized, laughed at, hunted down and stabbed, and also mocked again.

Didn't the Ewok institute time-outs for certain grievous offenders? And if he does, can the Donald pardon them?

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (3C9q2)

121 I for one dont need to admit Im wrong about anything because I am always right about everything.

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (+dsLj)

122 103 Mueller's birfday is in 1944. It's possible he's reincarnated gestapo.
Posted by: torabora at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (Y274z)

He shares the same surname as Heinrich Muller, the Chief of the Gestapo.

couldn't you see Muller in an SS uniform leading Einsatzgruppen?

Posted by: Avi at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (Gcl/7)

123 Journalist on journalist cannibalism. Tom Brokaw reports:

It is 4:00 am on the first day of my new life as an accused predator in the universe of American journalism. I was ambushed and then perp walked across the pages of The Washington Post and Variety as an avatar of male misogyny, taken to the guillotine and stripped of any honor and achievement I had earned in more than a half century of journalism and citizenship.

More goodness at the link including Tom saying he's been taken to the guillotine.

https://bit.ly/2HCFpwp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (+y/Ru)

124 Aren't there nude picture of young model Martha Stewart?I believe there are...
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM ..

.....Whelllll......we're waiting...!

Posted by: Judge Smails at April 27, 2018 05:23 PM (3c1uO)

125 I don't know, I still have a lot of respect for James Comey. How many ferrets do you know that have managed to not only impersonate humans but become FBI directors?

Posted by: T at April 27, 2018 05:23 PM (MmeCn)

126 "Despite what they did to her she is still a left wing Hillary supporter.Still,the "crime" was utter bullshit.
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 04:59 PM (LiyEm)"

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Ah, but Comey claimed to have been a Republican then.

Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2018 05:23 PM (/3+Sg)

127 Insufferable prick deserves an orange jumpsuit.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 05:20 PM (LOgQ4)

Given what we know about Comey, McCabe, and Mueller, it is likely that a whole lot more than a few high profile cases deserve a second look.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 05:24 PM (Dp6qK)

128 * types*
*worries*
*checks urban dictionary*
*deletes*

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 27, 2018 05:24 PM (roQNm)

129 Journalist on journalist cannibalism. Tom Brokaw reports:

It is 4:00 am on the first day of my new life as an accused predator in the universe of American journalism. I was ambushed and then perp walked across the pages of The Washington Post and Variety as an avatar of male misogyny, taken to the guillotine and stripped of any honor and achievement I had earned in more than a half century of journalism and citizenship.

More goodness at the link including Tom saying he's been taken to the guillotine.

https://bit.ly/2HCFpwp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April




well, some people only learn the meaning of "due process" and "slippery slope" the hard way.

this is all surprising though, he always seemed so gay.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:24 PM (MTjB1)

130 That amoral, self-righteous person who cannot admit error perfectly describes a person who, thanks to Donald Trump, will never become president.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 27, 2018 05:24 PM (l9m7l)

131 MKH comes off as a crypto-feminist.

Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM (573j3)

132 Aren't there nude picture of young model Martha Stewart?I believe there are...


I don't believe so. I'm kind of 'spergy on this stuff. She was a model and she was hawt, but if there were nudes I'd probably have seen them.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM (fuK7c)

133 If there's nothing there, I hope she is pardoned. I have an irrational dislike of her, but after being astounded over and over by behavior of nevertrumpers, I do not want to be like them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM (/qEW2)

134 OT/That baby story in Britain just keeps getting worse. Now they are withholding food and water from the tiny thing. It's barbaric. How can you do that to a baby.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM (Jd44p)

135 I was wroooo....


I..was...wro

Posted by: Fonzi at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM (+lOpA)

136 #BREAKING Germany's Merkel says existing Iran deal 'not sufficient' to curb nuclear program

No shit, Frauen Fuehrer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM (+y/Ru)

137 130 That amoral, self-righteous person who cannot admit error perfectly describes a person who, thanks to Donald Trump, will never become president.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 27, 2018 05:24 PM (l9m7l)

Egg McMuffin will never be POTUS.

Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:26 PM (573j3)

138 I vill Hatfill all of you!

Posted by: Herr Muller at April 27, 2018 05:26 PM (Gcl/7)

139 Dangit Steevy, trying to get some work done here.

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 05:26 PM (HgMAr)

140 More goodness at the link including Tom saying he's been taken to the guillotine.

https://bit.ly/2HCFpwp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (+y/Ru)


Hah!! I lurve it.

Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2018 05:27 PM (+lOpA)

141 MKH comes off as a crypto-feminist.
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM

Srsly? She seems pretty laid back to me, smart as a whip and cute as a button.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:28 PM (3c1uO)

142 "Yeah.. would be fun.. but kinda pointless..

Who knows if she even wants one?? She hasn't done too badly since she got outta the slammer..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 27, 2018 05:07 PM (so+oy)"

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Even better, it would piss off both of them.

Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2018 05:28 PM (/3+Sg)

143 More goodness at the link including Tom saying he's been taken to the guillotine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:22 PM (+y/Ru)

Looks like the old give-a-sh*t-o-meter is on the fritz again. Oh, well...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 27, 2018 05:29 PM (MX7xj)

144 How can you do that to a baby.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM (Jd44p)


I know what I would do if that were my kid ...

... can't post it here.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:29 PM (fiGNd)

145
#BREAKING Germany's Merkel says existing Iran deal 'not sufficient' to curb nuclear program


The natives are getting restless

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 27, 2018 05:30 PM (lKyWE)

146 OT/That baby story in Britain just keeps getting worse. Now they are withholding food and water from the tiny thing. It's barbaric. How can you do that to a baby.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM

Good lord. How, I just don't have words. There citizenry should be protesting in the millions. I think they are lost. Poor child. Just awful. But at least the healthcare is free right? Coming soon to a theatre near you.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:30 PM (3c1uO)

147 Ok, just a quick in/out as on the day to Parkville Mo to play.

My friend says he was told it is politically incorrect now to call methheads tweakers.
You have to call them Methican Americans.

Later.

Posted by: teej at April 27, 2018 05:30 PM (cneZH)

148 Even better, it would piss off both of them.
Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2018 05:28 PM (/3+Sg)



Would be kinda fun watching the mental gymnastics of someone complaining about getting pardoned.

Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2018 05:30 PM (+lOpA)

149 eye roll.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:31 PM (2G9k3)

150 Martha should cook Comey on a bed of hubris,salted and trussed naked on TOP CHEFS and serve him up well done...and for just desserts puke him up after one bite.

Posted by: saf at April 27, 2018 05:31 PM (5IHGB)

151 Srsly? She seems pretty laid back to me, smart as a whip and cute as a button.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:28 PM (3c1uO)

++++

Smart whip that cute button.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 27, 2018 05:31 PM (pvjTE)

152 #BREAKING Germany's Merkel says existing Iran deal 'not sufficient' to curb nuclear program


The natives are getting restless
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 27, 2018 05:30 PM

Hmmmm. Gee, you mean Trump was right?.......Again!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:31 PM (3c1uO)

153 That would be to funny, probably a few other hunted by Comey and or Mueller as well.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2018 05:32 PM (aC6Sd)

154
Yeah, Brokaw, I watched the video of Vestor, she seems so insincere.

Asshat.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 05:32 PM (r+sAi)

155 #BREAKING Germany's Merkel says existing Iran deal 'not sufficient' to curb nuclear program
............

shoulda thought of that when you had your nose up Barry's ass

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 05:33 PM (HgMAr)

156 141 MKH comes off as a crypto-feminist.
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM

Srsly? She seems pretty laid back to me, smart as a whip and cute as a button.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:28 PM (3c1uO)

I've always thought this. With the Trump primaries and election many of my suspicions about most conservative lady pundits being crypto-feminists were correct.

Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:33 PM (573j3)

157 Thats because white supremacists know the importance of being on code

Yeah, Tariq, that's right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:16 PM

All white people are synchronizing their watches right now, Tariq.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 27, 2018 05:34 PM (2NqXo)

158 You have to call them Methican Americans.

Later.
Posted by: teej at April 27, 2018 05:30 PM (cneZH)

Awesome! Totally awesome!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 27, 2018 05:34 PM (xPJvm)

159 Babylon Bee article...but it is basically true. And a warning to us.

"Prime Minister Issues Friendly Reminder To UK Parents That The State Owns Their Children"

https://tinyurl.com/ycr6hrrf


Obamacare and socialized medicine means the govt. makes your medical decisions and owns you and your kids. Don't let anyone tell you differently.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 05:34 PM (Jd44p)

160 I don't have to like Brokaw to think he is getting unfairly accused and that this crap is out of control.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2018 05:34 PM (n1b3L)

161
Of course Martha Stewart would be NeverTrump. She's seen the power of the state when it comes down on an individual with a bullshit case.

She chose the 'safe' road. Who wouldn't?

I don't care for her myself, but if they can do it to her, they'd do it to you or me in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 05:34 PM (LOgQ4)

162 If that sanctimonious fibbie pissant gets trolled enough, he may actually go snapcase, and that would be epic !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 27, 2018 05:35 PM (Mbmmf)

163 Load all these treasonous fucks in to a mothballed C-141 , send it up, and slam it into a mountain. With accordion music playing on the intercom

Set it up with one of the full scale drone control packages.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 27, 2018 05:35 PM (brIR5)

164 "#BREAKING Germany's Merkel says existing Iran deal 'not sufficient' to curb nuclear program"

Sounds like she got schlonged by Trump. She should've remained in Germany.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 27, 2018 05:35 PM (H8S+R)

165 Alas no but here are some pictures of her as a model in the 60's

https://tinyurl.com/blmrh6v

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:35 PM (LiyEm)

166 Srsly? She seems pretty laid back to me, smart as a whip and cute as a button.

*******************

I never liked her as she was one of the stuck up millennials who only got any attention because cute and boobies, and is so conservative that she went and married a liberal, didnt skip a beat when he tragically died (no sabbatical, no grieving period, she just carried on like nothing happened) and of course my personal favorite being her nevertrumping mania defending Michelle Fields obvious lies while being tongue bathed by professional cuck Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 27, 2018 05:36 PM (+dsLj)

167
Once again ace, another fine piece of excellent analysis.


Posted by: Cold Civil War at April 27, 2018 05:36 PM (Z2PYk)

168 They took the kid off the vents but that didn't kill him so it's on to starving him and dehydrating him to death.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:36 PM (LiyEm)

169 I don't have to like Brokaw to think he is getting unfairly accused and that this crap is out of control.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2018 05:34 PM

Yep. I can't stand marble mouth. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire and I was a Russian hooker with a full bladder. But I think this crap is wildly out of control.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:36 PM (3c1uO)

170 Who is the new girl who seems to be hosting the Five?


I'm feeling sensations.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2018 05:37 PM (fuK7c)

171
Brokaw seems to me to be the exact kind of sanctimonious person who would do this.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 05:37 PM (r+sAi)

172 they came for the martha stewarts, true the votes, and i did nothing.

doesn't matter if stewart is a dummy dem, the case was a shanda.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:37 PM (2G9k3)

173 MKH can be a ruthless and vicious pundit and she is very smart. I wish she was 100% team MAGA.

Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:38 PM (573j3)

174 They took the kid off the vents but that didn't kill him so it's on to starving him and dehydrating him to death.
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:36 PM

That's so sad and disgusting.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:38 PM (3c1uO)

175 het, btw, what happened with true the vote?
did they financially survive the b.s?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:38 PM (2G9k3)

176 eye roll.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:31 PM (2G9k3)


We can't tell who you're mocking ... you'll have to mock more clearly.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:38 PM (fiGNd)

177 Hmmmm. Gee, you mean Trump was right?.......Again!

-
And Obozo was wrong. . . . . Again!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:38 PM (+y/Ru)

178 They took the kid off the vents but that didn't kill him so it's on to starving him and dehydrating him to death.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:36 PM


We saved the Brits from the Nazis so they could become Nazis themselves?

Fool me once...shame on you... fool me twice, shame on me.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 05:38 PM (LOgQ4)

179 We can't tell who you're mocking ... you'll have to mock more clearly.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:38 PM (fiGNd)

x2

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 05:39 PM (Dp6qK)

180 Garrett, the one with the cookbooks. Ugh. Can't remember.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 27, 2018 05:03 PM (CoKlX)
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You better not be talking about me, buster.

Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2018 05:39 PM (nYUWt)

181 Ask not for whom the eye rolls......

Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2018 05:39 PM (+lOpA)

182 Trump pardoning Martha Stewart: It's a good thing.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 27, 2018 05:39 PM (hMwEB)

183 Candace Owens is on The Five... wow!
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Ugh. I wish I could tune in. Candace gives me a special feeling.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (AzW6q)

184 We saved the Brits from the Nazis so they could become Nazis themselves?

Fool me once...shame on you... fool me twice, shame on me.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic



Yeah. Won't be a third time.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (pQplJ)

185 >>>>>>Garrett, the one with the cookbooks. Ugh. Can't remember.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 27, 2018 05:03 PM (CoKlX)

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You better not be talking about me, buster.





Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2018 05:39 PM
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.
.She will straight us shiv you in the back if you diss her. She learned that in prison.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (+Dllb)

186
"What gets measured gets improved."

Heh.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (mc8++)

187 ... I hope it rolls for me.

I haven't got a good eye roll from the Ol' Lady all day. I wonder if she's found somebody else to condescend to ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (fiGNd)

188 What's a crypto-feminist?

Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (/3+Sg)

189 "toughskins makes a thong? doesn't the denim chafe?"



I saw Denim Chafe at the Apollo. He juggled plates. They booed the shit out of him.

Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (IZN3f)

190
The thing is this reporter actually has it in her 25 year old notes. So she isn't metoo other than protecting her job and not reporting means he was free to do more to other women.

But none of it matters to me, Leftists getting pounded by their new rules, I am fine.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (r+sAi)

191 i am trying to avoid the new charlie gard. i can't believe so many think starving a child to death is a good for the country meme.
won't let him out to get others to try what they can to attempt to save him, yet will let him suffer starvation.

whaever. I sure hope we actually get a pill or two to take when it's out turn.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (2G9k3)

192 72 >>I think you have to wait for a conviction first.

I think he can, actually.

As long as it is specific enough...but I could be making that shit up, too.
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2018 05:11 PM (+jCY+)

He can use the "all offenses against the United States"
thing Ford used with Nixon.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (brIR5)

193 check out my nic for weekend reading

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (hMwEB)

194 >>>>She will straight us shiv you in the back if you diss her. She learned that in prison.



Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM
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.up.....not us.....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (+Dllb)

195 183 Candace Owens is on The Five... wow!
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Ugh. I wish I could tune in. Candace gives me a special feeling.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (AzW6q)

I am please to see her star rising.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (Dp6qK)

196 if it were one of the Queen's great-grandkids, they would move heaven and earth to save him/her. NHS be damned. Fucking hypocrites. And piss on her for not giving an exemption for these sick kids.

Posted by: IC at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (a0IVu)

197 Monk: "MKH can be a ruthless and vicious pundit and she is very smart."

She is unendlingly polite. She has great insights but is too readily talked-over in the news slot format. She's a terrific guest but the hosts tend to shortchange her time allotment because she's so delightfully decent.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (H8S+R)

198 there is a new girl hosting the 5? did they put perino out to pasture?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (MTjB1)

199 I don't have to like Brokaw to think he is getting unfairly accused and that this crap is out of control.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2018 05:34 PM

Yep. I can't stand marble mouth. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire and I was a Russian hooker with a full bladder. But I think this crap is wildly out of control.
Posted by: Minnfidel


Can't give a shit. He's more than ten miles away.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (pQplJ)

200 I've always thought this. With the Trump primaries and election many of my suspicions about most conservative lady pundits being crypto-feminists were correct.
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:33 PM (573j3)


She's no Megyn Kelly though.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (/qEW2)

201 She will straight us shiv you in the back if you diss her. She learned that in prison.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (+Dllb)
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Are we talking about me or Martha now? I'm getting confused.

Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (nYUWt)

202
We saved the Brits from the Nazis so they could become Nazis themselves?

They use to hang kids in the UK for stealing a loaf of bread during the 19th century

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (lKyWE)

203 whaever. I sure hope we actually get a pill or two to take when it's out turn.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (2G9k3)


I know I'm just an Internet Tough Guy ...

... just sayin', I'm not going out like that. Nobody in my family is going out like that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (fiGNd)

204 Fuck her, she's a never Trumper.
Posted by: Ben Had


What the bigger prize?

Tweaking Comey or remaining 'pure' towards a soletary, harmless NeverTurniper?

The bonus here is that NeverTurnipers at large would have to acknowledge that the pardon is warranted. And that, my friend, is always golden.

Save one, punish them all.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (LNPd9)

205 Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (2G9k3)

I am there with you. Trying my best to not read anything about this baby and his plight.

Posted by: IC at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (a0IVu)

206 scogg, the crypto feminists stuff.
i love that i'm an adult and can now do an eyeroll without being sent to my room without dinner.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (2G9k3)

207
14 Stewart? He should pardon Flynn.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Or should I say I disagree.

Trump should wait as Flynn's charges will be dropped, but a pardon would make him look guilty for all time. Also in the course of this, the judge will make it clear the prosecutors acted improperly and Mueller et al including the unmaskers get branded as conniving priks, and possibly charged with crimes.

On the other hand, by all means pardon Martha just for the shits and giggles.

A successful fruit of the poisoned tree appeal by Flynn's team (because of fisa and unmasking) would make the whole thing blow up in all the right faces.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (IeDO8)

208 188 What's a crypto-feminist?

Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (/3+Sg)

Fellatist with an attitude.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (Dp6qK)

209 Merkel is saving face. She knows Trump won't let the Iran deal stand as is. Might as well pro-actively signal she's cool with Trump-led revisions or even tossing the thing altogether.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (2NqXo)

210 on Alfie Evans, there's a twit arguing with me, saying I should not play politics with the family's tragedy and I have no idea what it's about

weirdo

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (hMwEB)

211 Paula Deen was a successful beta test for the Matxists/Commies destroying a person's life because of wrong think and speech which was 15 years old.

Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (573j3)

212 What's a crypto-feminist?

**************

A feminist that uses Bitcoin.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (+dsLj)

213 >>>>>
She will straight us shiv you in the back if you diss her. She learned that in prison.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 05:40 PM (+Dllb)

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Are we talking about me or Martha now? I'm getting confused.





Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM
.
.
.
.You....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (+Dllb)

214 I want a dump and some heads.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 27, 2018 05:08 PM (roQNm)

I want to take a dump ON some heads.

Posted by: R. Kelly at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (AzW6q)

215 And when a man shall sanctify his house to be holy unto the Lord, then the priest shall estimate it, whether it be good or bad: as the priest shall estimate it, so shall it stand.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Jim Comey, Esq. at April 27, 2018 05:44 PM (J7XgW)

216 willow ... go to your room. Without dinner.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:44 PM (fiGNd)

217 Somebody mention accordion music? Ay yi yee!
Time to start drinking!


https://tinyurl.com/y7gry9hm

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 05:44 PM (HgMAr)

218 As much as I loathe Comey, Martha Stewart was all giddy and giggly to have her photo taken as she stood with her middle finger pointing skyward while standing in front of a portrait of President Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/ycmcphoj


So eff her.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 27, 2018 05:44 PM (SGpFT)

219
Taking off oxygen is one horrid thing, but withholding food and water is active murder.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 05:45 PM (r+sAi)

220 What's a crypto-feminist?

Posted by: Decaf at April




either a scientist that studies feminist missing links like big foot and the lochness monster or a secret feminist who pretends she is not a feminist. probably the later.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:45 PM (MTjB1)

221 If you tag every statement to the FBI with "...to the best of my recollection, but I can't verify the accuracy without access to my lawyer's documents" is that weaselish enough for a get out of the interview free card?

Posted by: Downcast at April 27, 2018 05:46 PM (TRrzG)

222 Merkel is saving face.
............

Sorry, that face ain't worth the trouble. Ai yi yee!

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 05:46 PM (HgMAr)

223 scogg, a few years ago i had an old friend, right here in America that ended up in a old folks dying center, they strapped her to the bed because she went insane after they took away the anti depressants she'd been on for 50 years. After ending up in the hospital with a stroke, stripped her of her home, her assets, during a short period, insurance lapsed because of her not having access.

so yeah, Not me. i'm going down when it's my turn hopefully with a big morphine drip at home.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (2G9k3)

224 I was wroooo....

I..was...wro
Posted by: Fonzi at April 27, 2018 05:25 PM (+lOpA)


That was so funny. I remember watching Happy Days as a kid and thinking Fonzie was "cool". My father tried to convince me "no, he's a caricature". That episode convinced me he was right.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (/qEW2)

225 on Alfie Evans, there's a twit arguing with me, saying I should not play politics with the family's tragedy and I have no idea what it's about

weirdo

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 27, 2018 05:43 PM (hMwEB)


Helpful Hint ... Hell - you probably already know ...

... most of the times, when people start saying shit like "You're Playing Politics", it ranks right up there with "You're Burning Strawmen" and "That's Not Professional" ...

... it just means you're over the target. Get twice as nasty and twice as loud.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (fiGNd)

226 What's a crypto-feminist?

Posted by: Decaf at April

Maybe he meant covert feminist.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (n1b3L)

227 OK, it's Candace Owens. I've been aware of her for less than a week.

I am, shall we say, smitten.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (fuK7c)

228 This baby could get treatment out of the UK, it is all arranged. So this is about power. It's sickening.
This one strikes me more viscerally than Charlie Gard did. I don't remember them withholding water from Charlie.

IMO, once you withhold water and food, you've gone from letting a baby die, to murder. They are actively murdering this baby. Godless society and decision-makers is only thing I can think.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (Jd44p)

229 The Brits have really warmed up nicely to totalitarianism.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (Tyii7)

230 What's a crypto-feminist?

-
And are they worse than alt feminists?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (+y/Ru)

231 Why can't the parents just take their baby home?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (tpDAe)

232 197 Monk: "MKH can be a ruthless and vicious pundit and she is very smart."

She is unendlingly polite. She has great insights but is too readily talked-over in the news slot format. She's a terrific guest but the hosts tend to shortchange her time allotment because she's so delightfully decent.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (H8S+R)

I was complimenting her. I'm also recalling her days on Orielly. You can be vicious and ruthless and at the same time be polite.

Like I said I wish she was 100% MAGA.

Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (573j3)

233 willow ... go to your room. Without dinner.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April




not much in the way of punishment. she usually shows up for dinner two hours after dinner is over and sits by herself at the table yammering out loud to herself wondering where the food is and opining on politics.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:48 PM (MTjB1)

234 As much as I loathe Comey, Martha Stewart was all giddy and giggly to have her photo taken as she stood with her middle finger pointing skyward while standing in front of a portrait of President Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/ycmcphoj


So eff her.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 27, 2018 05:44 PM (SGpFT)


Probably why she hasn't already been pardoned.
MKH is hardly the first person with a soapbox or President's ear to suggest this.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 27, 2018 05:48 PM (Eu5eZ)

235 #231-

What I mean is, they're apparently not allowed to, but what the rationale of the National Health for them not to do that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2018 05:48 PM (tpDAe)

236 I am, shall we say, smitten.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (fuK7c)
---
She's mine, bruh. Back off. Get your own Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2018 05:48 PM (AzW6q)

237 Fonzie was "cool". My father tried to convince me "no, he's a caricapture

**************************

Well I thought he was cool until he jumped the shark.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 27, 2018 05:49 PM (+dsLj)

238 sniffs, tosses books on floor, strolls to bedroom. ::slam::

(can also slam a door now that i'm an adult..
ooh freedom.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:49 PM (2G9k3)

239 231 Why can't the parents just take their the state's baby home?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (tpDAe)

This baby must die, so that socialized medicine may live.

It's ghoulish. And I should stop typing.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 05:49 PM (Dp6qK)

240 Young Martha Stewart. You're welcome.

http://tinyurl.com/y72jeyyn

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at April 27, 2018 05:49 PM (TPimP)

241 Downcast: "If you tag every statement to the FBI with '...to the best of my recollection, but I can't verify the accuracy without access to my lawyer's documents' is that weaselish enough for a get out of the interview free card?"

Might need to throw in a "I have no intention of misleading you blah blah" to cover more bases. You know, the psychic GetOuttaJailFree Card of the charging party.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 27, 2018 05:49 PM (H8S+R)

242 The UK is godless like most of the rest of Europe(except for the large newcomer populations who worship Satan as god)They are really quite proud of their atheism .

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:50 PM (LiyEm)

243 "Candace Owens is on The Five... wow!"

---------

I would watch The Five again if they would get rid of Juan and give her the gig permanently.

Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2018 05:50 PM (/3+Sg)

244 "toughskins makes a thong? doesn't the denim chafe?"

I saw Denim Chafe at the Apollo. He juggled plates. They booed the shit out of him.

Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at April 27, 2018 05:41 PM (IZN3f)
..........

Sad. We know how that feels.

Posted by: the PC Matic band at April 27, 2018 05:50 PM (HgMAr)

245 you tag every statement to the FBI with '...to the best of my recollection, but I can't verify the accuracy without access to my lawyer's documents' is that weaselish enough for a get out of the interview free card?"

Might need to throw in a "I have no intention of misleading you blah blah" to cover more bases. You know, the psychic GetOuttaJailFree Card of the charging party.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April




we,, first off, don't ever say anything to them unless you have to.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:50 PM (MTjB1)

246 let the record reflect no one mentioned accordion music

Posted by: DanMan at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (XTiHL)

247 200 I've always thought this. With the Trump primaries and election many of my suspicions about most conservative lady pundits being crypto-feminists were correct.
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:33 PM (573j3)

She's no Megyn Kelly though.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 05:42 PM (/qEW2)

MeAgain always flew her feminist flag proudly.

Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (573j3)

248
Why can't the parents just take their baby home?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (tpDAe)


Because they can't be trusted to let their baby die

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (lKyWE)

249 glares at yankee, you are so wrong. as i'm the one that cooks dinner i'm never late.

the opining at dinner?
nah. i do all that here

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (2G9k3)

250 The Brits have really warmed up nicely to totalitarianism.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (Tyii7)


It's the age old argument. I really think it's the only argument ... the fountain-head from which all other arguments spring ...

... What is the proper relationship between the Citizen and the State.

And you can bet your sweet ass - its coming here. And I don't give a fiddlers fuck how much the "Don't Run Around With Your Hair On Fire" Club around here says differently.

They're just hoping it'll happen to them last.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (fiGNd)

251
So are you saying that Martha Stewart should get an Oscar nod for this movie?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (eXA4G)

252 So eff her.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 27, 2018 05:44 PM (SGpFT)

Sometimes appearing to be the bigger man pays off. Though I don't know if pardon protocol requires a request to be made by the person to be pardoned or someone on their behalf.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (n1b3L)

253 I am, shall we say, smitten.

********************

Candace Owens, Id wreck it like Herbie at a demolition derby.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (+dsLj)

254 No idea who Candice is

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (aC6Sd)

255 231 Why can't the parents just take their baby home?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (tpDAe)

exactly

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (hMwEB)

256 het, btw, what happened with true the vote?
did they financially survive the b.s?
Posted by: willow


They sued and won on appeal. And the Trump DOJ settled with them this year because Jeff Sessions forced the DOJ to.

He issued a statement this Jan:

"The IRS's use of these criteria as a basis for heightened scrutiny was wrong and should have never occurred," Sessions said in October."It is improper for the IRS to single out groups for different treatment based on their names or ideological positions."

In court documents from October, the IRS admitted that its "treatment" of the plaintiffs [conservative groups] "was wrong," and issued "its sincere apology."


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7qoh38z

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (LNPd9)

257 >>>>>scogg, a few years ago i had an old friend, right
here in America that ended up in a old folks dying center, they strapped
her to the bed because she went insane after they took away the anti
depressants she'd been on for 50 years. After ending up in the hospital
with a stroke, stripped her of her home, her assets, during a short
period, insurance lapsed because of her not having access.



so yeah, Not me. i'm going down when it's my turn hopefully with a big morphine drip at home.



Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM
.
.
.That sounds exactly like a whole bunch of Veterans homes run by the individual States and the VA.

Vets get dumped into them when the family can't deal with them any longer due to dementia or violence issues and they are used as Guinea pigs for drug therapy treatments that hardly ever work and are taken off medications that were actually helping them before because they are "no longer in the VA formulary".........

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 05:52 PM (+Dllb)

258 Froderick Wonkensteen: "Well I thought he was cool until he jumped the shark."

I can't believe I was actually there when that now historic meme was created. *wipes tears* It's a rare event.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 27, 2018 05:52 PM (H8S+R)

259 Whenever I meet someone who immediately launches into their life and work's resume and extolls their virtues - it sends off an alarm in my brain. Good, smart, and accomplished people don't need to do that type of boasting.

My instincts in this regard have always been proven correct.

Posted by: Cheri at April 27, 2018 05:52 PM (oiNtH)

260 I would not pardon her. It would be different if she were still suffering because of the events or if she very much wanted a pardon to clear her name.

Since there is no evidence that she cares about it, pardoning her could easily backfire politically. It might even provoke pro-Comey, anti-Trump blather from her. Not remotely worth the risk.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 27, 2018 05:52 PM (0jtPF)

261
Yeah, I'm coming round to the we never should have spent blood and treasure saving Britain. But there was that whole extermination thing so still we had to go... but really these people are now the facsists.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 05:52 PM (r+sAi)

262 weft cut, wow, it was so good to read that, ty .

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:53 PM (2G9k3)

263 If we are doing GILFs

Judge Jeannie > Martha Stewart

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2018 05:53 PM (n1b3L)

264 254 No idea who Candice is

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (aC6Sd)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JfLDhXBCaWI

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 05:53 PM (Dp6qK)

265 Most people are not cursed with self awareness...

James Comey is definitely in that category.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 27, 2018 05:54 PM (NgKpN)

266 I would not pardon her. It would be different if she were still suffering because of the events or if she very much wanted a pardon to clear her name.


Perhaps you have missed the evidence that she was hawt?

Hawt counts for a lot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2018 05:54 PM (fuK7c)

267 And for their sakes I sanctify myself, that they also might be sanctified through the truth.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Jim Comey, Esq. at April 27, 2018 05:54 PM (J7XgW)

268 The UK is godless like most of the rest of Europe(except for the large newcomer populations who worship Satan as god)They are really quite proud of their atheism .

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:50 PM (LiyEm)


God's got nothin' to do with it. I'm god-less. And I know better than to go out of my way to force a two-year old to die.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:54 PM (fiGNd)

269 258 Pretty sure I watched that episode on it's first run.Even as a little kid I knew the show had reached peak ridiculous.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:54 PM (LiyEm)

270 Candace Owens, Id wreck it like Herbie at a demolition derby.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (+dsLj)
---
I've heard enough filthy talk about my future wife, ok? You just keep a civil tongue in your head, when you talk about my Candace.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2018 05:54 PM (AzW6q)

271 glares at yankee, you are so wrong. as i'm the one that cooks dinner i'm never late.

the opining at dinner?
nah. i do all that here
Posted by: willow at April




so you show up to cook dinner two hours after everyone has eaten? or is the willowed thing only a thing here.



honestly, I think getting willowed for dinner is kind of funny. winsome moron sitting at the dining room table set with silver, crystal, and china politely making small talk - to herself - wondering what is for dinner and when it will be served. folding and refolding her napikin into various napkingami shapes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:55 PM (MTjB1)

272 To be fair, there were just as many male pundits, if not more, who turned out to be crypto feminists who were exposed during the Trump Primaries and Election.

Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:55 PM (573j3)

273 Not much talked about is the Strzok Page texts where after leaky jimmy is fired they say. "We need to open the case we've been waiting on now while Andy is acting". Hmmm, your insurance policy?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 05:55 PM (3c1uO)

274 oh Scotman, i am so sorry to hear that! shameful!

as i was not a family member (that didn't show up until she died two years later) They wouldn't listen to anything , i called i went down there, i raged at the doctors -nurses, it was evil.
If i'd had money i would have sued them all.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:55 PM (2G9k3)

275 Perhaps you have missed the evidence that she was hawt?
<<<<<<

Are we talking about bluebell?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 05:55 PM (r+sAi)

276 Skip: "No idea who Candice is"

You will learn.

She's abandoned The Plantation (or railing against those who would put her there) and vehemently burning as much of it down as she can. And she's quite young; nowhere near 29.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 27, 2018 05:55 PM (H8S+R)

277 @23: "Load all these treasonous fucks in to a mothballed C-141 , send it
up, and slam it into a mountain. With accordion music playing on the
intercom."

Not theatrical enough. Put all of them in one room, then have Trump walk in with a pool cue. He then announces that he will be issuing one pardon, at which point he snaps the pool cue in half, drops the pieces, and says "We're gonna have tryouts." He then leaves. Show the resulting festivities in prime time.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at April 27, 2018 05:56 PM (rznWS)

278 If we are doing GILFs

Judge Jeannie > Martha Stewart
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April




nothing says sexy like the noise of cracking hips.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:56 PM (MTjB1)

279 Whenever I meet someone who immediately launches into their life and work's resume and extolls their virtues - it sends off an alarm in my brain. Good, smart, and accomplished people don't need to do that type of boasting.

Posted by: Cheri at April 27, 2018 05:52 PM (oiNtH)


Hi !!! Nice to meet you. I've served no longer than twelve hours at a time in county jail.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:56 PM (fiGNd)

280 231 Why can't the parents just take their baby home?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (tpDAe)

- The gov't has deemed the parents a "flight risk"

- the local police have issued statements that they would go after anyone who POSTED ON SOCIAL MEDIA about this issue.

- the baby's own doctor come out and said that the parents needed to make a sea change in attitude before anything could happen.

I have to imagine there is some kind of official, physical 'force' now in the equation.

I usually am the first to cheer when a baby is born, but the ado about the new royal birth is insane as long as the UK lets Alfie twist in the wind. Shame on every royal in Buckingham Palace and shame on the Canadian social climber trying to get in. Not ONE of them would speak up for Alfie. Not one!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at April 27, 2018 05:57 PM (SGpFT)

281 269 258 Pretty sure I watched that episode on it's first run.Even as a little kid I knew the show had reached peak ridiculous.
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:54 PM (LiyEm)


Was it the combination swim trunks/leather jacket?

Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2018 05:57 PM (+lOpA)

282 105 >>>>>>If government agents can lie to you, you should be able to lie to government agents.



Posted by: rickb223 at April 27, 2018 05:00 PM
.
.
.Agree, but we lost that argument in the Courts system way back in the 1930s.
***********************


Another Commie law we must deal with.

Posted by: gNewt at April 27, 2018 05:57 PM (iuoTc)

283 "Candace Owens, Id wreck it like Herbie at a demolition derby."


You're thinking of the Malachi Brothers.

Posted by: Duncan MacKochinar at April 27, 2018 05:57 PM (IZN3f)

284 The UK is godless like most of the rest of Europe(except for the large newcomer populations who worship Satan as god)They are really quite proud of their atheism .
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:50 PM (LiyEm)


========

It's eerie. They really have expunged the moral reflex from themselves. It's one thing to be an atheist on paper, it's another to really live by it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 05:57 PM (/qEW2)

285
so yeah, Not me. i'm going down when it's my turn hopefully with a big morphine drip at home.



Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM
.
.
.That sounds exactly like a whole bunch of Veterans homes run by the individual States and the VA.

Vets get dumped into them when the family can't deal with them any longer due to dementia or violence issues and they are used as Guinea pigs for drug therapy treatments that hardly ever work and are taken off medications that were actually helping them before because they are "no longer in the VA formulary".........
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 05:52 PM (+Dllb)

There comes a point where your ONLY defense... is if your family will step up and help care for you.

Sad, but a fact of life.

Its the ONLY reason I am in Calif.... because 89 year old Mom is here... and still in the family home.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 27, 2018 05:58 PM (NgKpN)

286 Hi !!! Nice to meet you. I've served no longer than twelve hours at a time in county jail.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 05:56 PM (fiGNd)
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Yeah! My attorneys are pretty great, too...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2018 05:58 PM (AzW6q)

287 Reading this, I thought: MooMoo hardest hit.

Posted by: Texian ette at April 27, 2018 05:59 PM (gou4q)

288 Since it wasn't Martha I was racking my brains for who it was had nude pictures from when she was young that I was thinking of.I think Dr Laura Schlesinger is the one...

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 05:59 PM (LiyEm)

289 Efficient markets require accurate fast information. Who has accurate fast info? Insiders. So why is insider trading a crime?

If you want market prices to reflect accurate knowledge about what underlies securities, you WANT inside traders participating. So why is insider trading a crime?

Posted by: gp at April 27, 2018 05:59 PM (mk9aG)

290 246
let the record reflect no one mentioned accordion music

Posted by: DanMan at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (XTiHL)

163
Load all these treasonous fucks in to a mothballed C-141 , send it up, and slam it into a mountain. With accordion music playing on the intercom
...........

Ay yi yee!

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 05:59 PM (HgMAr)

291
There's a weird Internet Tough Guy vibe to this thread. Repeatedly.

Better things to do then wallow in it's turgidness.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 05:59 PM (LOgQ4)

292 I'm sure we could find American Citizens more worthy of a pardon than Martha Stewart, who would actually be appreciative and need it. Lots of victims of the FDA, EPA, and BLM out there.

Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:59 PM (573j3)

293 231 Why can't the parents just take their baby home?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (tpDAe)

- The gov't has deemed the parents a "flight risk"

- the local police have issued statements that they would go after anyone who POSTED ON SOCIAL MEDIA about this issue.
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Small example of power vested in the state and not the people.

Posted by: gNewt at April 27, 2018 06:00 PM (iuoTc)

294 281 Yes.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:00 PM (LiyEm)

295 Efficient markets require accurate fast information. Who has accurate fast info? Insiders. So why is insider trading a crime?

If you want market prices to reflect accurate knowledge about what underlies securities, you WANT inside traders participating. So why is insider trading a crime?
Posted by: gp at April




efficient means everyone has the same information.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:00 PM (MTjB1)

296 Skip: "No idea who Candice is"

Here another.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RealCandaceO/ status/987450257159077888/video/1


Vid was linked last night on the ONT.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 06:00 PM (Dp6qK)

297 Are we talking about bluebell?


bluebell is a tease. She is probably hawt. I haven't seen her in this thread, and I won't call out an 'Ette in a thread where she's not present. Pictures would help.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2018 06:00 PM (fuK7c)

298 Why can't the parents just take their baby home?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 27, 2018 05:47 PM (tpDAe)

- The gov't has deemed the parents a "flight risk"

-
Like Logan's Run.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 06:00 PM (+y/Ru)

299 Note I refer to post numbers just to annoy Bandersnatch...

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:00 PM (LiyEm)

300 the local police have issued statements that they would go after anyone who POSTED ON SOCIAL MEDIA about this issue

Whilst Mohammedan rapists freely roam the streets of "Jolly Old" England.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (Tyii7)

301 It's eerie. They really have expunged the moral reflex from themselves. It's one thing to be an atheist on paper, it's another to really live by it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 05:57 PM (/qEW2)


It's not even coldly logical.

Cold logic says, at a point, waste no more of your own resources on a lost cause.

The UKs saying don't anyone else waste their resources on a lost cause.

But keep in mind, enforcing all this madness are ... British Cops. Because, contrary to what many will tell you here ... Cops do as they're told by the State. Nothing more.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (fiGNd)

302 Are we talking about bluebell?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 05:55 PM (r+sAi)
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There's no available evidence of that.

Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (nYUWt)

303 I posted yesterday that I thought that at least some of the Royal family should have the courage and conviction to speak out about what is happening to Alfie and his family. William and Kate just had a baby for God's sake. Is there no one that has the moral backbone and world wide press attention to give this the attention it deserves? The Queen should come out and give an interview and at the very least call the NHS and courts wankers of the highest order.

Posted by: Cheri at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (oiNtH)

304 To be fair, there were just as many male pundits, if not more, who turned out to be crypto feminists who were exposed during the Trump Primaries and Election.

**********************

I honestly cant think of one young or millennial pundit who remained consistently pro trump before and after. Ive seen a few pop up during the election but never heard of them before so its hard to gauge whether they were sincere or just capitalizing on a niche market.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (+dsLj)

305 Looked her up, she posted on Twitter she was just guest hosting

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (aC6Sd)

306 I had an Australian acquaintance tell me proudly that Australians are mostly atheists.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (LiyEm)

307 272 To be fair, there were just as many male pundits, if not more, who turned out to be crypto feminists who were exposed during the Trump Primaries and Election.
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:55 PM (573j3)

Sadly.... I DO differentiate now...

There are MEN, and Males...

And Ladies, and FemiNaziBitches... I mean, Females...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (NgKpN)

308 Posted by: gp at April 27, 2018 05:59 PM (mk9aG)

Same reason blackmail is even if you obtained the information legally.

What that reason is I can't explain exactly.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (n1b3L)

309 This whole Alfie situation in England makes me sick to my stomach. The father changed his tune yesterday (obviously he is being blackmailed) in order to get him released from the hospital. But the deal was that they are not to leave the country. I can't even. I don't know what's going on today, bc similarly I have a hard time reading about it.

I have a two year old. I would die before letting them starve him to death. I can't with the whole Royal family. Where is William and Kate on this? What about Harry's fiancé? She's American. I couldn't marry someone who could just stand by and not do anything. (And I actually HAVE a commemorative wedding plate from William and Kate!) Then again, I'm not worth billions.

Posted by: Rochelle, Rochelle at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (xU7mE)

310 I would watch The Five again if they would get rid of Juan and give her the gig permanently.

Posted by: Decaf at April 27, 2018 05:50 PM (/3+Sg)
*************************

I use to feel the same way, but then I changed my mind because I don't want to silence the other side I prefer a good debate. College campuses, CNN, MSDNC etc. all don't allow conservative voices to the debate table.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 27, 2018 06:02 PM (PvFoN)

311 301 Who hands out the paychecks after all?

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:02 PM (LiyEm)

312 Candace Owens, Id wreck it like Herbie at a demolition derby.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 27, 2018 05:51 PM (+dsLj)
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I've heard enough filthy talk about my future wife, ok? You just keep a civil tongue in your head, when you talk about my Candace.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2018 05:54 PM (AzW6q)
..........

Future ex-wife to you, bub.

Posted by: Paolo at April 27, 2018 06:02 PM (HgMAr)

313 Mercy I don't even know what my real nic is supposed to be lol

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at April 27, 2018 06:02 PM (xU7mE)

314 uh oh, you guys should know not to mess with bluebell.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:02 PM (2G9k3)

315 So why is insider trading a crime?<<<<<<<

Its not for us!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (r+sAi)

316 There's no available evidence of that.

Posted by: bluebell at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (nYUWt)

You're here. Case closed.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (Dp6qK)

317 Its the ONLY reason I am in Calif.... because 89 year old Mom is here... and still in the family home.

Posted by: Don Q.
*******************

Now is a good time to convince Mom it's time to sell and move. You both can have good visits picking out a good place to move.

Posted by: gNewt at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (iuoTc)

318 I saw Candace for the first time on Dave Rubin a couple of months back. You guys should check it out... it's a pretty cool interview.

But be warned: you may fall in love. I know I did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (AzW6q)

319 309 The "Royals "can't say a peep about controversial things if they want their gravy train scam to continue.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (LiyEm)

320 Hi !!! Nice to meet you. I've served no longer than twelve hours at a time in county jail."

There was a rumor that something like that may have happened to me once, but I can swear that absolutely NOTHING about that alleged happenstance exists in writing anywhere. NOTHING!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (k1TUh)

321 Whenever I meet someone who immediately launches into their life and work's resume and extolls their virtues - it sends off an alarm in my brain. Good, smart, and accomplished people don't need to do that type of boasting.

Posted by: Cheri
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Um. What if they abruptly begin to self righteously quote scripture? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: James Comey at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (leCj4)

322 300 the local police have issued statements that they would go after anyone who POSTED ON SOCIAL MEDIA about this issue

Whilst Mohammedan rapists freely roam the streets of "Jolly Old" England.
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (Tyii7)


Gotta tell ya, I've wondered what would be happening if this was a Muslim baby, and Saudi Arabia offered care. Would The NHS & Teresa May bow to them outta fear of Muslim riots. I say yes, with about 95% surety.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (Jd44p)

323 295 Efficient markets require accurate fast information. Who has accurate fast info? Insiders. So why is insider trading a crime?

If you want market prices to reflect accurate knowledge about what underlies securities, you WANT inside traders participating. So why is insider trading a crime?
Posted by: gp at April




efficient means everyone has the same information.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:00 PM (MTjB1)

And you know who CAN do insider trading?

Congress, and their staff....

They made it illegal for themselves to do so a couple years ago, to great fanfaire...

But then rescinded it in virtual secrecy a couple of months later.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (NgKpN)

324
Crap, my Congress Sock didn't take in 315.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 06:04 PM (r+sAi)

325 As I understand it, the end-game here is for Comey to become so vexed that he stamps on the ground three times and tears himself in two, like Rumpelstiltskin.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2018 06:04 PM (GGiG6)

326 Not that I'm an expert or anything but I think the Royals exist at the whim of the government.


Also they might be selfish pricks that don't give a shit.

Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2018 06:04 PM (+lOpA)

327 Future ex-wife to you, bub.
Posted by: Paolo at April 27, 2018 06:02 PM (HgMAr)
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BUILD. THE. DAMN. WALL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2018 06:04 PM (AzW6q)

328 319
309 The "Royals "can't say a peep about controversial things if they want their gravy train scam to continue.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (LiyEm)
Personally, I can't stand any of them. Fucking parasites all of them.

Posted by: IC at April 27, 2018 06:04 PM (a0IVu)

329 Its the ONLY reason I am in Calif.... because 89 year old Mom is here... and still in the family home.

Posted by: Don Q.


That's one Hell of a reason Don.

You're a good man.

*raises beer*

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:05 PM (fiGNd)

330 Whenever I meet someone who immediately launches into their life and work's resume and extolls their virtues - it sends off an alarm in my brain. Good, smart, and accomplished people don't need to do that type of boasting.

Posted by: Cheri
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Scott Israel, Sheriff of Broward County at April 27, 2018 06:05 PM (leCj4)

331 If Stewart were to be convicted of anything, it should have been for producing cheap sheet sets for KMart. I bought sets years ago and they all pilled up after one wash.

Posted by: Cheri at April 27, 2018 06:05 PM (oiNtH)

332 328 Agreed,I don't get the "Squee Royal baby!!" reaction from Americans.We fought a revolution to get away from that shit.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM (LiyEm)

333 And you know who CAN do insider trading?

Congress, and their staff....

They made it illegal for themselves to do so a couple years ago, to great fanfaire...

But then rescinded it in virtual secrecy a couple of months later.
Posted by: Don Q. at April



well, yeah but that does not undermine the rationale for preventing insider trading. most congressmen do not have enough capital to move the markets. if you had large investors getting advance notice of events or information that small investors did not have access to then the little guys would always be getting screwed and it would undermine the integrity of the markets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM (MTjB1)

334 313 Mercy I don't even know what my real nic is supposed to be lol
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at April 27, 2018 06:02 PM (xU7mE)



I dub thee Dances With Morons.

Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM (+lOpA)

335 Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 05:59 PM (LOgQ4)

Somewhere, someone impugns the spotless reputation of Saint Joe Paterno.

Go Get 'Em !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM (fiGNd)

336 318 I saw Candace for the first time on Dave Rubin a couple of months back. You guys should check it out... it's a pretty cool interview.

But be warned: you may fall in love. I know I did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (AzW6q)

I saw her in a Stossel vid, where she was describing how her whole family is on the plantation and thinks she's nutso. A true independent mind. Hawt.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM (Dp6qK)

337 Michael Burry, KEIB, Los Angeles.

What???

Posted by: gNewt at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM (iuoTc)

338 Not that I'm an expert or anything but I think the Royals exist at the whim of the government.


Also they might be selfish pricks that don't give a shit.
Posted by: eleven at April 27, 2018 06:04 PM (+lOpA)

I am so damn tired of seeing them splashed all over the friggin' homepage every time I jump on the internet. Especially that one "princess"...Eugene, Eugenics, whatever. Cross-eyed dullard in expensive attire.

Pretty damn fed up with Ol' Blighty.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM (xPJvm)

339 Pardon Dinesh D'souza while he's at it.

Posted by: Iblis at April 27, 2018 06:07 PM (GQH1D)

340 Iblis, that would be nice.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:08 PM (2G9k3)

341 19 LOL, Garrett

whoever said pardoning Stewart could win
over some people to our side, I agree with them

Posted by: booknlass at April 27, 2018 06:08 PM (xGMkv)

342 Our first amendment loving free press:


Katie Pavlich
@KatiePavlich
CNN reported this week that Dr. Ronny Jackson got drunk overseas, loudly banged on colleague's door and was stopped by Secret Service. Today Secret Service says it "has no such record of any incident; specifically, any incident involving Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson." Unbelievable.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 06:08 PM (+y/Ru)

343 As someone else said, Comey is a dirty corrupt cop with scattered principles and inconsistent rules.

And smug rigtheousness.

Dirtbag shitheel

Posted by: Kreplach at April 27, 2018 06:09 PM (UfMVm)

344 "The louder he spoke of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons." Ralph Waldo Emerson

Who knew Ralphie boy would predict Comey.

Posted by: JTB at April 27, 2018 06:09 PM (V+03K)

345 If we are doing GILFs

Judge Jeannie > Martha Stewart
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April

nothing says sexy like the noise of cracking hips.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 05:56 PM (MTjB1)
..........

Darn it there goes my fantasy of the Judge in various yoga poses.

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 06:09 PM (HgMAr)

346 >>>>>>Hi !!! Nice to meet you. I've served no longer than twelve hours at a time in county jail."



There was a rumor that something like that may have happened to me
once, but I can swear that absolutely NOTHING about that alleged
happenstance exists in writing anywhere. NOTHING!



Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM
.
.
.I may have been briefly detained by the British Constabulary in Hong Kong back in the late 1980s after some alleged over indulgence at the Bottoms Up Club, Kowloon side there.

But as the British gave up the Crown Colony of Hong Kong I am sure those records must have been purged.....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 27, 2018 06:09 PM (+Dllb)

347 Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM

You're just a horses ass. Nothing to do with Paterno.

Drink up. Tell us how superior you are to an 85 year old legend.
Because you're probably at least that age with 100% of your mental capacity and know exactly what he should have done if you were in his shoes.

A legend in your own mind.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 06:09 PM (LOgQ4)

348 anyway will continue to pray for little Alfie

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 27, 2018 06:09 PM (hMwEB)

349 well, yeah but that does not undermine the rationale for preventing insider trading. most congressmen do not have enough capital to move the markets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM (MTjB1)


Curiously enough ... the Congressional Insider Trading thing doesn't work that way. I started looking into this after some Moron posted about it here.

The idea is ... Big Company XYZ gets to offer "preferred shares" to Congressmen at BIG, BIG discounts over the Initial Price Offering. So, if I want to bribe Nancy Pelosi ... I can offer her $10 shares of ScoggDog Enterprises ... when the Initial Price Offering is $100.

Shitty, eh ? All perfectly legal.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:10 PM (fiGNd)

350 320 Hi !!! Nice to meet you. I've served no longer than twelve hours at a time in county jail."

There was a rumor that something like that may have happened to me once, but I can swear that absolutely NOTHING about that alleged happenstance exists in writing anywhere. NOTHING!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (k1TUh)

ROFL.... I will neither confirm nor deny, that I was taken off a US Navy Ship in Handcuffs... right after a Med Cruise (6months) for not paying a PARKING TICKET...

And spent the night in Jail, because the Judge had already quit for the day by the time they drove me to where I got the ticket... (for parking TWO motorcycles in the same non metered parking space.... When you could see that my Bike was in the middle of the space, and someone else had parked there I did not even know).

Posted by: Don Q. at April 27, 2018 06:10 PM (NgKpN)

351 Perhaps Comey went after Martha because he tried to do a return on a well used set of bedding. and was denied.

he seems that type as does Mueller.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:10 PM (2G9k3)

352 I had an Australian acquaintance tell me proudly that Australians are mostly atheists.
Posted by: steevy
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Aren't they experiencing droughts in recent years?

Posted by: Jeremiah 50:38 at April 27, 2018 06:10 PM (leCj4)

353 328 Agreed,I don't get the "Squee Royal baby!!" reaction from Americans.We fought a revolution to get away from that shit.
Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:06 PM

They are like the Kardashiscrunts with British accents. Give O' shit meter, pegged at minus 40. My wife tried to get me to watch "The Royals" on Netflix this winter. Yea, not going to happen.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 06:10 PM (3c1uO)

354 I believe it's all an act Comey is putting on as a way to shield himself from what will very possibly be incoming criminal charges.

These people do this shit all the time with the constant "public servant" and "devoted service to the public" crap.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 27, 2018 06:10 PM (4ErVI)

355 Dang those pics of young Martha is telling proof that leftism is a disease that will shrivel up both your insides and out until theres nothing left.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 27, 2018 06:11 PM (+dsLj)

356 I don't get the "Squee Royal baby!!" reaction from Americans.We fought a revolution to get away from that shit.

-
Anyway, Mooch and Pooch-Eater are our royalty.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 06:11 PM (+y/Ru)

357 261
Yeah, I'm coming round to the we never should have spent blood and treasure saving Britain. But there was that whole extermination thing so still we had to go... but really these people are now the facsists.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 27, 2018 05:52 PM (r+sAi)
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Well, the same thing might be said for the US, if not quite yet, soon enough.

We fought to save the Britain of many decades ago, not the Britain of today.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 27, 2018 06:12 PM (0jtPF)

358 my hips are starting to hurt when i try to sleep.

uh oh.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:12 PM (2G9k3)

359 Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 06:09 PM (LOgQ4)

Only in his seventies when he chose to overlook the Mike McQueary incident for the next decade.

And younger than that when he conveniently didn't discover the previous incidents happening in his locker room.

Go Get 'Em Nic !!! You Are ... Penn State !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:12 PM (fiGNd)

360 Don, you're a good son.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:12 PM (2G9k3)

361 There comes a point where your ONLY defense... is if your family will step up and help care for you."

This is even true when one is in the hospital. About 20 months ago my father, who's 84, came down with a severe case of pneumonia that turned into 3 weeks in ICU followed by 5 weeks in a medical rehab facility. While he was in ICU, our family (although primarily my mother and sister) worked out ways to make sure someone was with him at ALL times, especially at night when there was less staff. Without going into details, there was some shit that went on, even in the ICU, that if there hadn't been someone in the family there to pitch a fit and raise hell about it - well we all have no doubt that he would have died there.

Instead, he's recovered and is back to living a healthy, normal life.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 27, 2018 06:13 PM (k1TUh)

362 342 He should not have capitulated to these fucks.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:13 PM (LiyEm)

363 *Mary Katherine Ham: Trump Should Pardon Martha Stewart to Further Troll James Comey*

Nuff said.

Posted by: tbodie at April 27, 2018 06:13 PM (TnoDk)

364 The "Royals "can't say a peep about controversial things if they want their gravy train scam to continue.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:03 PM (LiyEm)
Personally, I can't stand any of them. Fucking parasites all of them.
Posted by: IC at April 27, 2018 06:04 PM (a0IVu)


True and true. But Prince William did give a speech about how people need to have less kids so we can save the planet. So I don't think this baby being starved to death is even on his radar. Or if he is, that he even cares.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 06:13 PM (Jd44p)

365 so is there some rule at the nhs that once you check in you cannot check out without their approval?

do you surrender your rights to your kids or something?

hell, you should never check in if those are the rules.

similar to that family that took their daughter to a hospital in boston and could not get her back forever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:14 PM (MTjB1)

366 look how many Brits spoke of Churchill when he died, I was actually stunned by them. We know some citizens are mad, but i think most of their citizens are fine with their ride down into hell.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:14 PM (2G9k3)

367 so is there some rule at the nhs that once you check in you cannot check out without their approval?

do you surrender your rights to your kids or something?

hell, you should never check in if those are the rules.

similar to that family that took their daughter to a hospital in boston and could not get her back forever.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:14 PM


But it's "free" healthcare you ingrate!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 06:15 PM (3c1uO)

368 my hips are starting to hurt when i try to sleep.

uh oh.
Posted by: willow at April




well, try keeping the pre-sleep sex to two or three hours a night. try things that are easier on the hips.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:15 PM (MTjB1)

369 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2018 06:16 PM (KCxzN)

370 But keep in mind, enforcing all this madness are ... British Cops. Because, contrary to what many will tell you here ... Cops do as they're told by the State. Nothing more.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:01 PM (fiGNd)


========

I've thought that... what if the guards outside decided "enough"? And simply decided to ignore the administrators and judges and help the parents abscond with their own child? No, somehow like the Nazi guards (some of whom experienced psychological problems from killing so many people) they will find a way to do as they are told and rationalize it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 06:16 PM (/qEW2)

371 True and true. But Prince William did give a speech
about how people need to have less kids so we can save the planet. So I
don't think this baby being starved to death is even on his radar. Or
if he is, that he even cares.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 06:13 PM (Jd44p)
Yet you know if any one of his kids were that sick they would not leave him to the tender mercies of the NHS. Rat bastards, all of them.
I am just so infuriated, angry and sad. All at the same time.

Posted by: IC at April 27, 2018 06:16 PM (a0IVu)

372 But it's "free" healthcare you ingrate!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April



so the hotel california is in london?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:16 PM (MTjB1)

373 There comes a point where your ONLY defense... is if your family will step up and help care for you."


So true...which is why I should move near family. But they live where I don't want to. Well, hopefully I have a few more decades before anything drastic happens with my health.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 06:16 PM (Jd44p)

374 But Prince William did give a speech about how people need to have less kids so we can save the planet be overrun by 3rd-century barbarians.

Fixed it for Royal Willie.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at April 27, 2018 06:16 PM (Tyii7)

375 i wonder if you are in the situation with a hospital you can claim to be a Jehovah witness or a muslim and refuse care that it is against whatever you can make up on the fly?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:17 PM (2G9k3)

376 Churchill was a politician and made many enemies.Some of his enemies gave him grudging credit for his handling of the war.Like FDR here,who I believe was mostly a disaster for America and set a dangerous precedent as president for life.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:17 PM (LiyEm)

377 Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:12 PM

So you're 75 years of age?

Somehow I'm picturing a teenager who just snuck into his parents refrigerator and stole a six pack of beer and is jacking off to gay pron and feeling guilty about it.

So guilty he wants to beat the shit out of Joe Paterno.

Projection. It's real. Look in the mirror.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 06:17 PM (LOgQ4)

378 hotel nhs, you can check out any time you want but you can never leave.


well, until we kill you, then you can leave.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:17 PM (MTjB1)

379 Yet you know if any one of his kids were that sick they would not leave him to the tender mercies of the NHS. Rat bastards, all of them.
I am just so infuriated, angry and sad. All at the same time.
Posted by: IC at April 27, 2018 06:16 PM

Are you kidding, if it was any royal kid etc. they'd be at the Mayo clinic right now getting every bit of care possible. Sick fucks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 06:17 PM (3c1uO)

380 similar to that family that took their daughter to a hospital in boston and could not get her back forever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:14 PM (MTjB1)


It all comes down to where you are ... who's willing to push ... and how willing a Cop is to get involved.

Pro Tip - its never that hard to find a Cop willing to get involved in just about anything.

And if you do get your kid out of a hospital ... who's to say Child Protective Services won't come calling ? Again - with a cop.

I'm glad my kids are just about grown.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:17 PM (fiGNd)

381 Pardon Dinesh D'souza while he's at it.
Posted by: Iblis
-------------

The guy went to f*cking prison, over a $20,000 campaign contribution. Not graft, not fraud, not corruption, not voter fraud.

Should he have been prosecuted? Well, yes, but this was clearly politically motivated revenge by Obama & company.

To Hillary and cronies, that's chump change, not even enough to pay for dinner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2018 06:18 PM (leCj4)

382 ha, smacks Yankees nose with a paper.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:18 PM (2G9k3)

383 370 They would almost certainly become convicted criminals.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2018 06:18 PM (LiyEm)

384 Shitty, eh ? All perfectly legal.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:10 PM (fiGNd)

Because who says so?

Posted by: golfman at April 27, 2018 06:18 PM (If3tB)

385 so the hotel california is in london?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:16 PM

Pretty much.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 06:18 PM (3c1uO)

386 my hips are starting to hurt when i try to sleep.

uh oh.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:12 PM (2G9k3)
...........

I have arthritis in my right hip and had sciatica in my left leg two years ago. The pain was the worst when laying down.
20 minutes 5 days a week of PT (stretching and motion) has saved me.

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 06:19 PM (HgMAr)

387 Well Australia's started put as criminals for the most part, not the most God fearing crowd you know.

Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2018 06:19 PM (aC6Sd)

388 so is there some rule at the nhs that once you check in you cannot check out without their approval?

do you surrender your rights to your kids or something?

hell, you should never check in if those are the rules.

similar to that family that took their daughter to a hospital in boston and could not get her back forever.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:14 PM (MTjB1)


========

Justina Pelletier. The family was from Connecticut and took her in for a consultation, and Boston Children's Hospital decided to kidnap her and keep her for medical experiments. The judge involved slapped a gag order on them, which the father eventually broke and reported the story to the press.

The judge, Deval Patrick, the scummy "researcher" at the hospital, all deserve to be tried and strung up like the filthy pigs they are.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 27, 2018 06:20 PM (/qEW2)

389 Nic ... you just may be the World's Greatest Penn State Fan.

Come On - admit it. You know the School Fight Song, don't ya' ? Its cool, man. Its cool. Fans gonna' Fan.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:20 PM (fiGNd)

390 365
do you surrender your rights to your kids or something?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:14 PM (MTjB1)
--------------------------
Right to your kids?!?
Surely you make jokey!
They belong to Caesar.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 27, 2018 06:20 PM (0jtPF)

391 378 hotel nhs, you can check out any time you want but you can never leave.


well, until we kill you, then you can leave.
Posted by: yankeefifth

that reminds me

another iconic album? Hotel California

Posted by: booknlass at April 27, 2018 06:20 PM (xGMkv)

392 And pardon Conrad Black, Lord Black of Crossharbour, to take a shot at that shitz Fitzgerald too.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 27, 2018 06:20 PM (VBKy9)

393 wth, i was hoping my daily tasks kept me limber, but maybe you are right i need to focus on stretching.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:21 PM (2G9k3)

394 Re D'Sousa. Were it I, I would tell the press, "Well, gee I really would not do this if the precedent of Marc Rich had not been set by President Clinton." Let 'em broadcast and talk about that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2018 06:21 PM (leCj4)

395 Our mattress is old and saggy. That's the only reason I get achey. 29yo bones are super healthy!!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 27, 2018 06:21 PM (hMwEB)

396 358 my hips are starting to hurt when i try to sleep.

uh oh.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:12 PM (2G9k3)

I sleep on my side and get this every so often. It's because I need a new mattress. The thing is beyond worn out and I just keep putting it off getting a new one.

I move it around or flip it every so often and then I get pain in a different part of my body.

It's like spinning one of those game show wheels to see what'll hurt a few weeks after moving it.

"It looks like you landed on painful elbow and lower back pain! Good job!"

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 27, 2018 06:21 PM (4ErVI)

397 IIRC, Trump had some sort of feud with Martha Stewart after she tried to do a knock-off version of his Apprentice show.

He should pardon Dinesh D'Souza.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 27, 2018 06:22 PM (fqUgw)

398 Forty Five Thousand fucking dollars ?

THAT'S IT ?

Her net worth is currently $300 Million, and it was likely higher before this whole episode.

Unreal. Where is the motive there ? You're going to commit a crime to prevent losing what would currently be 0.015% of her net worth ? Over the price of an expensive car ?

Give me a fucking break. Tear it down. The entire FBI and DOJ, create an entirely new federal Law Enforcement agency and rebuild it from scratch. These people are disgusting beyond belief.

Posted by: deadrody at April 27, 2018 06:22 PM (jsGbO)

399 Justina Pelletier. The family was from Connecticut and took her in for a consultation, and Boston Children's Hospital decided to kidnap her and keep her for medical experiments. The judge involved slapped a gag order on them, which the father eventually broke and reported the story to the press.

The judge, Deval Patrick, the scummy "researcher" at the hospital, all deserve to be tried and strung up like the filthy pigs they are.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April




she's the one

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:22 PM (MTjB1)

400 Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:20 PM

In other words, you're not denying jackin' it to ghey pron and wanting to beat the ever-living-hell out of Joe Paterno out of guilt.

Good to know.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 06:22 PM (LOgQ4)

401 Shitty, eh ? All perfectly legal.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:10 PM (fiGNd)

Because who says so?
Posted by: golfman at April 27, 2018 06:18 PM (If3tB)


Congress ... I guess. Same fuckers that said they didn't have to play in ObamaCare - after ObamaCare specifically stated they had to play in ObamaCare.

Passed by a Republican House and Senate. Thanks Guys !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:22 PM (fiGNd)

402 393. Ya should send photos so we can check your form and technique.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 27, 2018 06:22 PM (fA1SL)

403 Right to your kids?!?
Surely you make jokey!
They belong to Caesar.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
---------

Or Fidel Castro.

Posted by: Elian Gonzales, eyeing leaky boat at April 27, 2018 06:23 PM (leCj4)

404 well, try keeping the pre-sleep sex to two or three hours a night. try things that are easier on the hips."

and I guess Post-Sleep sex is Right Out, darn it.

Posted by: Hey, Hey, Hey, It's Bill Cosby! at April 27, 2018 06:23 PM (k1TUh)

405 Trunp got elected for standing up for the middle class. He should be issuing pardon's for the people that supported him and who have their lives ruined/destroyed by militarized agencies. Pardoning Martha Stewart to troll Comey is dumb. Plus, it's insulting to his base and to others who may be Trump curious now in the middle and lower classes.

Pardon family farmers who have had the FDA Swat them and fine them for totalitarian type regulations that have been broken. These type of people are the people he should look to pardon. JMHO.

Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 06:23 PM (573j3)

406 lol Dack, i have bought several mattress sets over the last decade for spouse, even expensive ones, i dunno maybe turning 29 isn't for babies.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:23 PM (2G9k3)

407
We're an awfully lonely group.

We'd love to have some nice politicians and NHS bureaucrats hang around with us for a while.


Pretty Please!

Posted by: Lonely Lamp Posts All Over Europe at April 27, 2018 06:24 PM (E3rQ4)

408 Under N00d.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 27, 2018 06:24 PM (pvjTE)

409 another iconic album? Hotel California
Posted by: booknlass
------------

Pfft. One crummy hotel?

Posted by: 200 Motels at April 27, 2018 06:25 PM (leCj4)

410 so are they trying to use child neglect or abuse as the criteria for keeping the baby at the hospital instead of allowing the baby to leave?


when they are starving the baby?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:25 PM (2G9k3)

411 Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 06:22 PM (LOgQ4)

Last time ... you accused me of being a child molester. Now its just a masturbation.

Before you know it ... you'll be reading the Pennsylvania State Police Indictment and saying to yourself "That Old Bastard knew all along !!!".

Give it time, Nic. There's a great big world outside that football field. Can't wait for you to see it.

Well ... unless you live in Happy Valley. Then - not so much.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:25 PM (fiGNd)

412 "In other words, you're not denying jackin' it to ghey pron"

Oh, I liked to invite all my young players to jack it with me!!!

Posted by: Jackin' Joe Paterno at April 27, 2018 06:26 PM (k1TUh)

413 Socialized medicine. The collective fears that letting baby Alfie get care in Italy might spur other parents whose toddlers have the same or similar disease to plead for continued care. None of it would happen if the Brits had stuck to paying for their own healthcare, and buying insurance to cover catastrophic costs.

Now we know why the Dems are so keen on getting socialized medicine here. They want everyone bowing and scraping trying to stay in the party's good graces so they or their kids get medical aid when they need it.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 27, 2018 06:26 PM (eASYU)

414 lol Dack, i have bought several mattress sets over the last decade for spouse, even expensive ones, i dunno maybe turning 29 isn't for babies.
Posted by: willow at April




having too many mattress choices makes everything worse. when there were fewer choices and the whole process was less "sciencey" you would go to the mattress store, pick, the one you like best and be done. now when you get a new one you are second guessing yourself, wondering if you should exchange a couple of times in the 120 day trial period.

sometimes less is better. here is your bed. you will find it somewhat more comfortable than the couch and much more comfortable than the floor.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2018 06:26 PM (MTjB1)

415 Genealogically speaking, Britain was killed off by WWI and WWII. It just took several decades to show the results

1918: The Huns are killing babies! Let's fucking kill the kraut bastards!

2018: Let's fucking kill this baby!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 27, 2018 06:27 PM (gC2IV)

416 slams brakes on car. slides into parking lot.

don't make me come back there.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:27 PM (2G9k3)

417 Test

Posted by: Test at April 27, 2018 06:27 PM (E3rQ4)

418 Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:25 PM

Shouldn't you be on a roof ledge somewhere? With police a floor below with a big net?

I mean, really. You're an embarrassment.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 06:27 PM (LOgQ4)

419 The whole thing was insane. With all the shit that goes on, this was what he prosecuted? Seriously? And by the way, what transaction that is ever made in Martha's social set isn't "insider trading"?

Posted by: Caliban at April 27, 2018 06:27 PM (QE8X6)

420
I'm sure we could find American Citizens more worthy of a pardon than Martha Stewart, who would actually be appreciative and need it. Lots of victims of the FDA, EPA, and BLM out there.
Posted by: Monk at April 27, 2018 05:59 PM (573j3)






True. But it's still a brilliant troll idea. Not only against Jimmy Drama, but against Stewart herself. She'll have to choke up and thank Trump or be shown as a petty, ungrateful scrunt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2018 06:27 PM (eXA4G)

421 PDT has pretty much relegated the Brits to special status -10,000.

Merkle finally cleared all the choom out of her ass that barky blew up there.

The Nork deal has all of them rethinking a lot of policy.

Our President is kicking global ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2018 06:28 PM (I5Qio)

422 I see lots of nice mattresses on Storage Wars. Cheap, too. heh

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 06:28 PM (HgMAr)

423 yankee, i hate !hate, the memory foam mattresses.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:28 PM (2G9k3)

424 ofgs , stop that fighting up there.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:29 PM (2G9k3)

425 so are they trying to use child neglect or abuse as the criteria for keeping the baby at the hospital instead of allowing the baby to leave?


when they are starving the baby?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:25 PM (2G9k3)

I know, right? "The baby is too sick to move. It may even kill him!" is the rationale being given for refusing to let him be removed from a situation *designed* to kill him.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 27, 2018 06:29 PM (rp9xB)

426 I guess Martha is a bonafide convict now huh? She does a cooking show with Snoop Dog who is a Crip gang member and once was charged with Murder!!
Once you go black....

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at April 27, 2018 06:30 PM (ICWiF)

427 Our President is kicking global ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2018 06:28 PM (I5Qio)

Still not tired of winning.

Posted by: golfman at April 27, 2018 06:30 PM (If3tB)

428 Ben Had, my vote was really a fk u vote, now i'm kinda proud of that guy.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:30 PM (2G9k3)

429 (k1TUh)

Tom Servo - noted. Usually a stroll over kinda guy. Now more so.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 27, 2018 06:31 PM (LOgQ4)

430 Once you go black....

Posted by: Diogenese other brother Darrell at April 27, 2018 06:30 PM (ICWiF)

1. Wait 15-20 years
2. Claim rape
3. Profit!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 06:32 PM (Dp6qK)

431 Polliwog, i really can't believe how the country can rationalize this .
or anyone for that matter!

let them go, even if to take the baby and go climb in a warm bed holding him until he passes.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:32 PM (2G9k3)

432 Charlie Gard and Alfie Evans will be in Heaven along side Eliyahu Pincas Asheri, Look that one up.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 27, 2018 06:32 PM (I5Qio)

433 See Nic ... progress abounds. Now we're talking roof ledges. Not even a hint of sexual impropriety.

Honestly ... I'm amazed at how far you've came so quickly.

But don't rush it, dude. Stick to the sports section at Penn Live for a while. Keep stalking all the recruits Social Media pages. You can't break out of the Penn State Bubble too quickly - or you'll relapse.

Give it ... I dunno' ... six months minimum maybe before you read the actual indictment and start looking at the timeline.

Now ... deep cleansing breathes ... and repeat after me ...

The Nittany Lions can win the Big 10.
James Franklin > Saint Joe Paterno.
The Nittany Lions can win the Big 10.
James Franklin > Saint Joe Paterno.

There. All better.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:33 PM (fiGNd)

434 i don't know what i would do in that situation, i might end up in prison, or i might just allow them to run our family over.

but it shouldn't even be put to a test really.
fk them

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:34 PM (2G9k3)

435 Give me a fucking break. Tear it down. The entire FBI and DOJ, create an entirely new federal Law Enforcement agency and rebuild it from scratch. These people are disgusting beyond belief.
Posted by: deadrody


More outrage fuel for the weekend:

Powerline did a series of articles about a medical device CEO who was subjected to a 5-year prosecution by the DOJ over sales materials that were never released for a product already approved by FDC.

The CEO, Howard Root, did the rare thing and fought the charges tooth and nail with the blessing of the company

Check out the link to powerline and the presentation he gave regarding his ordeal.

powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/01/fear-loathing-at-the-doj.php

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2018 06:34 PM (LNPd9)

436 J. Edgar Comey: Sactimonious Jerk, Yes.

Mercenary? Maybe not.

Posted by: mercenary13 at April 27, 2018 06:35 PM (bEOLE)

437 Trump Should Pardon Martha Stewart to Further Troll James Comey

=

HAHAHAHAHA! good plan. LET'S DO IT !

Posted by: runner at April 27, 2018 06:35 PM (bUjCl)

438 I will not assist the FIB in any of their investigations.

FULL DISCLOSURE, I have been a witness in three FIB investigations. NEVER AGAIN.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at April 27, 2018 06:35 PM (pw+jk)

439 Sally Kohn sock fail. FUCK

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 27, 2018 06:36 PM (pw+jk)

440 but it shouldn't even be put to a test really.
fk them

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:34 PM (2G9k3)


No ... in a decent society ... the fate of your family should not hinge on you getting mad-dog mean.

But we don't live in a decent society. We can't even agree on what decent is supposed to mean.

I'm serious ... most people here bow out when the conversation gets ugly. I understand that. Now imagine what's going to happen when the real-life situations get nasty.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:37 PM (fiGNd)

441 weft cut, i am reminded of the anthrax case, i forgot his nae,
we have no idea how many victims there are , but it should be investigated.

how many are actually in prison?
we don't know

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:37 PM (2G9k3)

442 Dept of Energy does not create energy, it stops drilling and nuclear plants.
Dept of Ed does not educate, it hinders the process.
Dept of Justice creates crime via FBI interviews.

Not really needed. Shut them all down.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2018 06:37 PM (JFO2v)

443 Again. Under nood.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 27, 2018 06:38 PM (Dp6qK)

444 FULL DISCLOSURE, I have been a witness in three FIB investigations. NEVER AGAIN.

As much as I'd like to know more ... you probably 'ought to stop right there.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:38 PM (fiGNd)

445 scogg, in reality, what could one do? to have access to comfort your child , you have to eat it.
you cannot walk away and obviously they won't let you take the child.

how evil all this is.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:39 PM (2G9k3)

446 and they state the parents aren't compliant enough?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:39 PM (2G9k3)

447 how many years and cases have Mueller or Comey handled?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:40 PM (2G9k3)

448 But the Undernood is from yesterday. The Scott Israel no-vote of confidence. I swear we did posts about it here, didn't we?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 27, 2018 06:40 PM (Jd44p)

449 I wish I would have banged Martha Stewart!

Posted by: The Sultan of Brunei at April 27, 2018 06:40 PM (VBKy9)

450 scogg, in reality, what could one do? to have access to comfort your child , you have to eat it.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:39 PM (2G9k3)


I'm big on vengeance. Which is illogical. But there it is.

I simply couldn't live with it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:41 PM (fiGNd)

451 okay.



cough

disraeli gears cough cough

Posted by: booknlass at April 27, 2018 06:41 PM (xGMkv)

452 But the Undernood is from yesterday. The Scott Israel no-vote of confidence. I swear we did posts about it here, didn't we?
Posted by: prof disarray


Didn't see a post but we just kicked it around in the comments.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2018 06:42 PM (LNPd9)

453 scogg, i always like the idea of an ignore feature, for when my mouth wants to spilleth over.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:42 PM (2G9k3)

454 EVERYONE OUT OF THE POOL

PROCEED TO UNDER NOOD

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 27, 2018 06:42 PM (hMwEB)

455 i hope d sraelis political career is over, but i'm sure he'll find a cushy job waiting for him.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:43 PM (2G9k3)

456 scogg, i always like the idea of an ignore feature, for when my mouth wants to spilleth over.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:42 PM (2G9k3)


Not getting it ... you'll have to mock more clearly again.

Keep in mind - I'm a knuckle-head. You gotta' keep it simple.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:43 PM (fiGNd)

457 Per Drudge via the Smoking Gun. Woman makes plea deal after getting arrested and found to be hiding a loaded pistol in her vagina. (She's actually not bad looking) In related news. Hope Solo was also arrested for a similar offense but it was a 50 caliber rifle with a folding stock, bayonet, tripod and scope.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 06:44 PM (3c1uO)

458 A list (incomplete) of the confirmed firings from RedSlate:

Caleb (Ben) Howe
Jay Caruso
Patterico (we all knew that one)
Neil Stevens
Kimberly Ross
Sarah Rumpf
and oh yes...
Susan Wright!

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 27, 2018 06:44 PM (toi7g)

459 Hope Solo was also arrested for a similar offense but it was a 50 caliber rifle with a folding stock, bayonet, tripod and scope.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 06:44 PM (3c1uO)


Hope Solo almost ruined me on Celebrity Nudes.

What in the Hell happened down there ? Damn Shame ... she's was a cutie.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:45 PM (fiGNd)

460 how many years and cases have Mueller or Comey handled?
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:40 PM

If you mean effed up. Plenty.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 06:45 PM (3c1uO)

461 Well, off to do stuff. Later all. Have a good one.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 27, 2018 06:46 PM (3c1uO)

462 So Joy Reid does not like the gay sex. She does not like long lustful lesbian kissing. Or old white guys banging young hairless nubile cut white boys. Who the fuk cares? What is the most funny is she will not admit what she likes. It is like girls night out where her friends say twin peaks, twin peaks, twin peaks and the she is thinking I could go for some Hooters.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2018 06:46 PM (JFO2v)

463 scogg, that if i am angered by a comment but like the commenter i can do ignore until i get a grip to discuss something rationally.

( because sometimes i'm just on a tear , and yelling at the room.)

blushing, yep i do.
i'm sure no one has noticed.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:47 PM (2G9k3)

464 420--- She'll have to choke up and thank Trump or be shown as a petty, ungrateful scrunt.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 27, 2018 06:27 PM (eXA4G)
------------------------
Um, no.
She can (and probably would) say she resents being used as some kind of prop in Nazi-Trump's war against the heroic FBI.
The Left would lionize her as a defiant anti-Trumper who can't be bought.

Why would she be grateful anyway? The pardon would make no difference in her life. None. Zip.
The only way it could possibly benefit her is by giving her an opportunity to play heroine of the Resistance.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 27, 2018 06:47 PM (0jtPF)

465 Sorry, Caleb and Ben Howe are two different people (both gone). Also, Sarah Rumpf claiming she was not fired, but the twitter handle ReagansBattalion had her listed as a casualty.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 27, 2018 06:47 PM (toi7g)

466 minnfidel, i hope they are all examined.
we don't know how many miscarriage of justice ..

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:48 PM (2G9k3)

467 I ain't commenting in no under-nood. Imma staying right here!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2018 06:48 PM (LNPd9)

468 449 I wish I would have banged Martha Stewart!
Posted by: The Sultan of Brunei at April 27, 2018 06:40 PM (VBKy9)

That put me off sex for a month.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 27, 2018 06:48 PM (JFO2v)

469 i'm sure no one has noticed.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:47 PM (2G9k3)


Honestly ... never seen that.

Later peeps ... gotta' work out.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:48 PM (fiGNd)

470 Ninth Circuit Court has overruled the peace accords between N and S Korea.

The war must continue.

Posted by: gNewt at April 27, 2018 06:49 PM (8u+2n)

471 weft cut, it's about the sheriff (broward county) dangles carrots.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:51 PM (2G9k3)

472 i do scogg, and i hate feeling shitty later because i was a jerk.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:52 PM (2G9k3)

473 'Good for me, but not for thee.'

-all liberal commie islamofacists

Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2018 06:55 PM (zLDYs)

474 I personally know Martha and I can say with great authority that she she needs to be pardoned for her questionable taste and her queer, gauche comments on this blog

Posted by: REDACTED at April 27, 2018 06:56 PM (Ymy4N)

475 eromero, go down to the post before this one.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:56 PM (2G9k3)

476 out for the night.

active post downstairs.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:56 PM (2G9k3)

477 So somebody needs to kidnap a Death Panel member in England and video their confinement with no food or water. Then release the video with fhe body.
Make them live the lie. See how it looks if the infant could talk.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 27, 2018 06:58 PM (mvUP9)

478 From the Twitter :

BREAKING: Sources tell Wired Sources that CNN's Jake Tapper met with former DNI James Clapper in January of 2016 to plan 'rollout' of Steele dossier, and how to maximize damage for then President-elect Trump.













































Posted by: Dr Spank at April 27, 2018 06:58 PM (4e+hS)

479 i do scogg, and i hate feeling shitty later because i was a jerk.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2018 06:52 PM (2G9k3)


It's not being a jerk when they have it coming. And most people have it coming.

People just ain't meant to get along all the time ... or even very often. The best ways I've seen to get along all the time are ...

1 - Say Nothing of Importance
2 - Subordinate Your Best Interests to Their's
3 - Do Exactly as They Wish

No thanks. Acquaintances are over-rated. And I don't know anyone with more than a handful of friends.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 27, 2018 06:59 PM (fiGNd)

480 We are proud of Presdent Obama for resolving the Korea thing and cannot believe that Trump is taking credit. we hate TRump and want our Presdent of Color back !!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 27, 2018 07:01 PM (qM84C)

481 > Our mattress is old and saggy. That's the only reason I get achey.

If you can't afford to replace it right away, a thick memory foam mattress topper can make a BIG difference, and it'll still be useable even after you do get a new mattress.

Posted by: Chicago Voter Registrar at April 27, 2018 07:06 PM (GXOTw)

482 Posted by: Dr Spank at April 27, 2018 06:58 PM (4e+hS)

Not sure Trump was Pres-Elect in JAN 2016.

Nice agitprop by Wired tho.

Posted by: golfman at April 27, 2018 07:10 PM (If3tB)

483 Am loving this twatter account
https://twitter.com/CambridgeCity_

Many satirically on-point Alfie tweets

Posted by: random lurker commenter at April 27, 2018 07:13 PM (57plp)

484 Comey needs to blow a gasket to see if he's a T-800 or a Nexus-6.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 27, 2018 07:19 PM (xp7xD)

485 I ain't commenting in no under-nood. Imma staying right here!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 27, 2018 06:48 PM (LNPd9)
...........

So, you prefer the traditional motorboat.

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 07:20 PM (HgMAr)

486 EVERYONE OUT OF THE POOL

PROCEED TO UNDER NOOD

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at April 27, 2018 06:42 PM (hMwEB)

DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY SIDE NOODS

Posted by: wth at April 27, 2018 07:21 PM (HgMAr)

487 Mark your calendars!


Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
Raise your hand if you like infrastructure conferences! I'll be speaking at the @RegionalPlan Assembly about the future of American infrastructure. Tune in at 1:25!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 27, 2018 07:21 PM (+y/Ru)

488 449 I wish I would have banged Martha Stewart!

The only funny joke from Pixels, from the list of demands.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 27, 2018 07:24 PM (dKiJG)

489 Damn, ace.

That's some strong sauce.

Pardon Martha Stewart.

Not because of Coney.

Because it's andthe right thing to do (and the Deep State is as fucking evil as the Soviet Union was).

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 27, 2018 09:40 PM (vEvRi)

490 Socrates was put to death for pointing out (publicly) the very same sort of sanctimony. Funny how history comes back around...

Posted by: Cortillaen at April 27, 2018 10:21 PM (rpKZV)

491 The exact same rule applies to morality. If I see someone admitting they sometimes act selfishly (especially unprompted, though prompted confessions count too), I don't think "Oh that's a selfish person." I think, That's a fairly moral person who is in fact probably overestimating her own selfishness and probably is more selfless than she's currently saying."

Idunno about that. One of the ways employers weed out potential thieves is simple: ask the prospect if he has ever stolen from an employer. People who steal think everybody steals. Therefore they admit to stealing in a small way, so as not to seem pretentiously posing as purely honest.

Posted by: Rich Rostrom at April 28, 2018 12:06 AM (bT9ZN)

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