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1 I don't get it.

Posted by: theHUTMan at April 23, 2018 01:32 PM (aNaHT)

2 I am so glad I don't have children.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at April 23, 2018 01:32 PM (/5WQL)

3 Sorry, but I don't really have the time to study abject stupidity. Have fun tho.

Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2018 01:32 PM (o2MD2)

4 remember - they are the party of science!

Posted by: Bored383 at April 23, 2018 01:34 PM (zJ4nO)

5 Oh, yeah, this seems like good material for second graders... on Mars.

Posted by: Gaff at April 23, 2018 01:34 PM (jPS2y)

6 2 Posted by: PAgirlinNC at April 23, 2018 01:32 PM (/5WQL)

I'm glad my son is grown he graduates this year.

I am even more glad I probably won't be around for when the recoil to this idiocy happens.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 23, 2018 01:34 PM (SzZnW)

7 So, their teacher hand writing all of this out means that they all "get it"?

I question your premise, Ms. Valenti.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:34 PM (aFMSC)

8 Mmmmmath is hard!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 01:34 PM (7LY+6)

9 Man. There must be somethin' wrong with my giv-a-fuk meter. It is so important to get this stupid and endlessly pointless crap right.

Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2018 01:35 PM (o2MD2)

10 How queer...

Posted by: lin-duh at April 23, 2018 01:35 PM (9iLHi)

11 The amount of time some people spend obsessing over what amounts to a rounding error of the population is astounding.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:35 PM (aFMSC)

12 And teachers want a pay raise...ugh.

Posted by: ATCGuy at April 23, 2018 01:36 PM (6wCy8)

13 I am glad all of my grand children but one are now in HS. If I had a second grade daughter bring something like this home they would be getting a visit from my lawyer. Of course if I was still working she would be going to a private school anyway.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2018 01:36 PM (mpXpK)

14
And this is important, why?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2018 01:36 PM (pNxlR)

15 Pitiable woman, that.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 23, 2018 01:36 PM (6JL3d)

16 14
And this is important, why?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2018 01:36 PM (pNxlR)

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Because feelings are more important that icky stuff like how Rome fell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:36 PM (aFMSC)

17 Second graders. Seven year old kids.

Democrats will experiment on anyone, even their children. Heck, they have problem murdering children. That should tell you they'll have no qualms at all running re-education camps and final solutions, more thoroughly this time than their last try.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 01:37 PM (rBnYq)

18 Now throw the gender overlay on to it and its mind blowing.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 23, 2018 01:37 PM (ymnmz)

19 Yet they can't write in cursive. Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2018 01:37 PM (ptqGC)

20 So, does this mean the teacher then gets to demonstrate, to make certain that her second grader actually "gets it"?

You know that's what's next. Arrest these freaks.

Posted by: Derak at April 23, 2018 01:37 PM (6WAAe)

21 I'm not "confused" about the language at all. I just think it's all bullshit

Posted by: lin-duh at April 23, 2018 01:37 PM (9iLHi)

22 The amount of time some people spend obsessing over what amounts to a rounding error of the population is astounding.

As with all things Marxist, the goal is to *de*normalize two straight people getting married and having a family, because that leads to middle class, and the middle class is a problem when your goal is neo-feudalism.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 23, 2018 01:37 PM (gm9yG)

23 What's really confusing to a 2nd grader is which one of those has the cooties?

Posted by: DitkaCA at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (kVjCi)

24 Ok, kids. Let's find out how Xe defines xeimself...

It's because they want to have other people stick their... what, Jimmy? You want to show us all your ...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (7LY+6)

25 Good grief. This is just insane.

It's well past the time to allow the taxpayers to pick and choose which schools will get their taxes.

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (xxG/v)

26 "It's complex and can mean a lot of things."

Great definition. This is what our dictionaries would be like today, if Noah Webster had been a dolt.

Posted by: Ted K. at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (seSmy)

27 Hell, I'll bet her second grader wishes she'd had an abortion.

Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (o2MD2)

28 Why is straight on the bottom when it is by far the vast majority of humans?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (0tfLf)

29 The trans business is making language less meaningful. There were useful distinctions between the words transvestite, transsexual, transgender, and the separate category of drag queens.

Likewise, little people blurs the actual physical distinction between midgets and dwarfs.

My idiot children think that clinging to the Old Words is bigoted. I am not. I am completely progressive on this sort of thing and will embrace anyone who chooses to identify with one of the Old Words, but I insist that words have meaning.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (fuK7c)

30 22 The amount of time some people spend obsessing over what amounts to a rounding error of the population is astounding.

As with all things Marxist, the goal is to *de*normalize two straight people getting married and having a family, because that leads to middle class, and the middle class is a problem when your goal is neo-feudalism.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 23, 2018 01:37 PM (gm9yG)

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Marxists insist that they're goal is equality.

Are you saying that they are...gasp...insincere?!?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (aFMSC)

31 Hard to tell from the pic. Maybe a 1.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2018 01:39 PM (3GUVH)

32 So the 2nd-graders came up with the vocabulary? And not, say, some Progressive activists? I must say, their penmanship is pretty good. They'll be proficient protest sign-makers in a decade.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 23, 2018 01:39 PM (H8S+R)

33 No arguments are possible here.

Just derisive, mocking laughter.

Uproarious, derisive, mocking laughter.

With pointing.

Posted by: filbert at April 23, 2018 01:39 PM (953wK)

34 Democrats will experiment on anyone, even their children. "

Especially your children, so there.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 01:39 PM (7LY+6)

35 Confused? No, it seems perfectly simple: It means whatever they say at any given point in their day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 01:39 PM (ycWCI)

36 Because feelings are more important that icky stuff like how Rome fell.

In large part because the Romans thought the good times of the 100s AD would last forever.

They didn't.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 23, 2018 01:40 PM (48eio)

37 Why is it important that 2nd grade kids understand this subject?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 01:40 PM (roQNm)

38 Example #542 why I send my daughter to a traditional Catholic school (and I'm not even Catholic).

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 23, 2018 01:40 PM (toi7g)

39 In other news, second graders are being indoctrinated with LGBTQWERTY bullshit, and apparently that's totes ok with you.

The soulless evil bastard POS inside me kinda hopes your daughter meets a *deleted*

*deleted*

*deleted*

But in reality it's you who are steeping her in this shit, so she shouldn't suffer for that.

Posted by: Vanya at April 23, 2018 01:40 PM (U7voe)

40 Most public and private educational institutions are fukced up and beyond fixing.

Posted by: Dope at April 23, 2018 01:40 PM (mynBJ)

41

My penis identifies as a lesbian...

Posted by: Some Dude at April 23, 2018 01:40 PM (UFLLM)

42
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:34 PM (aFMSC)


You caught how atypically neat that handwriting was, too. Meanwhile, Ms. Smarmily Woke 2nd Grade teacher probably devotes far less time to teaching and practicing handwriting skills in order to "engage and advance" her little charges' wokeness in this alphabet soup of tomfuckery.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2018 01:40 PM (pNxlR)

43 36 Because feelings are more important that icky stuff like how Rome fell.

In large part because the Romans thought the good times of the 100s AD would last forever.

They didn't.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 23, 2018 01:40 PM (48eio)

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See?

How is that all important to any other point in history? Especially ours?

Now, shut up and obsess over your private parts like they're the most important thing on earth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:41 PM (aFMSC)

44 The Flintstones are gay.

It says so in their theme song.

Posted by: a second grader in her daughter's class at April 23, 2018 01:41 PM (ZwpLm)

45 What's really confusing to a 2nd grader is which one of those has the cooties?

The creep of a teacher assigning this shit to 2nd graders.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 23, 2018 01:41 PM (48eio)

46 What about the Queer, Plus, Allies and Spirit Animal. and yes these are real.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 23, 2018 01:41 PM (N55Mc)

47 Democrats will experiment on anyone, even their children. Heck, they have problem murdering children. That should tell you they'll have no qualms at all running re-education camps and final solutions, more thoroughly this time than their last try.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry!

I think this gets to the nub of it all.

They kill children (abortion), don't they?

Kind of weird, deteriorating society we live in, isn't it?

The comments at the linked tweet were kind of fun too.

This is the path to normalizing mental illness and personality disorders. YOU CAN'T JUDGE!!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 23, 2018 01:41 PM (vcOmj)

48 Races don't exist, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at April 23, 2018 01:41 PM (LV5XU)

49 A lot of people employed in our educational system need to lose their jobs, starting with those who are employed in our public colleges and universities.

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at April 23, 2018 01:41 PM (xxG/v)

50 It would be more clarifying and helpful if a picture of either Barry and/or The Mooche had been included in each category.

Posted by: ShainS at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (nqHTT)

51 42
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:34 PM (aFMSC)

You caught how atypically neat that handwriting was, too. Meanwhile, Ms. Smarmily Woke 2nd Grade teacher probably devotes far less time to teaching and practicing handwriting skills in order to "engage and advance" her little charges' wokeness in this alphabet soup of tomfuckery.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2018 01:40 PM (pNxlR)

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Well yeah.

It's how John Quincy Adams was educated, wasn't it? It's why his accomplishments at a young age are perfectly applicable as reasons to believe kids today will be just as accomplished.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (aFMSC)

52 Because feelings are more important that icky stuff like how Rome fell.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:36 PM


Nothing that matters happened Before Obama, yo.

Posted by: Woke, yo! at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (ctuyM)

53 Kids can barely read when they graduate from high school and this crap is what they spend their time on?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (U+nHb)

54 The Left has few children, so they insist on stealing yours for 13-17 years and returning them as indoctrinated doppelgangers who hate everything you stand for.

Reasons to Homeschool, 1.37 x 10(3.

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (hR0Bo)

55 Indoctrocation.

Posted by: Chase at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (RbV5J)

56 From J. J.'s link this morning, Planned Parenthood was in attendance at a Soros-funded Prog meeting in Atlanta, along with the president of the teachers' union.

It's all going as planned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (ptqGC)

57 Where does pedophilia appear on this list of important sexual orientations?

Should 2nd graders be required to know this one?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (roQNm)

58 49 A lot of people employed in our educational system need to lose their jobs, starting with those who are employed in our public colleges and universities.
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at April 23, 2018 01:41 PM (xxG/v)

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Go to some school board meetings.

That's the start.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (aFMSC)

59 Meanwhile, Ms. Smarmily Woke 2nd Grade teacher probably devotes far less time to teaching and practicing handwriting skills"

The original pic showed another chart on "addition strategies" ... the stupidest idea on how to teach addition, ever. Or so far...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (7LY+6)

60 It was so much easier when there were but 2 categories: straight and queer.

Posted by: dingbat at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (MxDEF)

61 Once the little tykes are indoctrinated to this fucked up shit, then they can move them right into pedophilia.

Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2018 01:43 PM (o2MD2)

62 52 Because feelings are more important that icky stuff like how Rome fell.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:36 PM

Nothing that matters happened Before Obama, yo.
Posted by: Woke, yo! at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (ctuyM)

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You see, that's a common misconception.

Nothing happened before Obama.

There we are. That's better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:43 PM (aFMSC)

63 I feel bad for the second grade kids who have this crap pushed down their throat. I have a second grader (and third, 6th, 7th, 10th, 12th), and the things she "gets" most are: 1) Recess, 2) Lunch, 3) Maybe some basic math skills. All of this is just a SJW teacher trying to indoctrinate the youth to think that .001% of the population is the 99%.

Oh, and I hurt my eyes reading the wack job's twitter page. Now I see why her kid is doomed.

Posted by: theHUTMan at April 23, 2018 01:43 PM (aNaHT)

64 I hate to break it to Jessica Valenti, but in 5 years the LGBTQ+SUV crowd will have changed the definition of all those terms, or added new ones. And when her "daughter" uses those outdated terms she learned in second grade, she'll be labeled a homophobe by the cool new kids.

Which is also why Trump won.

Posted by: LizLem at April 23, 2018 01:43 PM (hvf9s)

65 Hilariously, John Oliver has given up trying to attract viewers to his TV show. To get his political views aired, he is buying advertising time on Sean Hannity's show.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 01:44 PM (rBnYq)

66 Worry not ladies and gents, we at National Review thwarted the Left's march through the institutions in the May 1992 issue.

* dusts hands *

You may resume your work of dispatching the odious jacknape that resides in "le chateau blanc"...

Posted by: Your Betters at National Review at April 23, 2018 01:44 PM (LNPd9)

67 The kids can't read, write, speak properly or do math but they sure do know the propaganda

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2018 01:44 PM (OLCnA)

68 This guarantees a future of moral chaos and mental sickness.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 01:44 PM (H8QX8)

69 Week two: Domestic violence and lesbians!

Week three: Suicide rates among trannies!

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at April 23, 2018 01:44 PM (LV5XU)

70 This is why I homeschool. Some days, okay a lot of days, it's a pain in the neck. But no way am I giving these Marxists my kids. Folks, it's in all schools. You may be fortunate enough to live in a district with "good schools", but this garbage is there. Maybe you live in rural Utah...guess what? Your rural Utah school district buys the garbage leftist indoctrination textbooks because that's what's cheap.

If it's at all possible, homeschool your kids or send to Catholic or Christian school.

Posted by: red enchilada at April 23, 2018 01:44 PM (tPC7s)

71 64 I hate to break it to Jessica Valenti, but in 5 years the LGBTQ+SUV crowd will have changed the definition of all those terms, or added new ones. And when her "daughter" uses those outdated terms she learned in second grade, she'll be labeled a homophobe by the cool new kids.

Which is also why Trump won.
Posted by: LizLem at April 23, 2018 01:43 PM (hvf9s)

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It's almost like you pay attention to things.

You know, apply lessons from the past to current situations.

There's no place for that in schools, hater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:44 PM (aFMSC)

72 Wow.... so because a TEACHER writes like a Second Grader... this woman thinks this is the way second Graders think?


Our Founders would be so proud...

/spit

Posted by: Don Q. at April 23, 2018 01:44 PM (NgKpN)

73 And this is the stuff they're willing to say in public, in front of everyone. You know what's in their heads goes farther; they're leftists-- it always does.

Posted by: Vanya at April 23, 2018 01:44 PM (U7voe)

74 If you look at the photo in a following tweet with the math, their math process is completely f**cked up, too.

Posted by: MW at April 23, 2018 01:45 PM (wNx6K)

75 So just because the teacher wrote this down, the kids "get it"?

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at April 23, 2018 01:45 PM (tX3BM)

76 Jesus. Christ.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:45 PM (NWiLs)

77 Voltron, comprised of five robot lions, is the gender role model for most second grade boys.

Posted by: wooga at April 23, 2018 01:45 PM (lgrR2)

78
28 Why is straight on the bottom when it is by far the vast majority of humans?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2018 01:38 PM (0tfLf)


Because they're the base of the cash flow pyramid that must be exploited and robbed in order to pay for the tomfoolery of the statistical noise that rests above and oppresses them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2018 01:45 PM (pNxlR)

79 Our kids may rank dead last in math and science, but by golly, they know their genderqueering.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 23, 2018 01:45 PM (O7MnT)

80 Nothing happened before Obama.

There we are. That's better."

Or Oceania. That came first.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 01:45 PM (7LY+6)

81 Insane that this is "taught" in the second grade. The only solution is to nuke it from orbit. Gah! I hate these people for what they are doing to us. Public schools are child abuse... legal state sanctioned child abuse.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at April 23, 2018 01:45 PM (0OmEj)

82 Orwell just called to say "1984" was not intended to be a guidebook.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 01:46 PM (rBnYq)

83 Dirty Johnny from the Dirty Johnny jokes is considered a prude nowadays

Posted by: Bruce at April 23, 2018 01:46 PM (8ikIW)

84 71 64 I hate to break it to Jessica Valenti, but in 5 years the LGBTQ+SUV crowd will have changed the definition of all those terms, or added new ones. And when her "daughter" uses those outdated terms she learned in second grade, she'll be labeled a homophobe by the cool new kids.

Which is also why Trump won.
Posted by: LizLem at April 23, 2018 01:43 PM (hvf9s)

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It's almost like you pay attention to things.

You know, apply lessons from the past to current situations.

There's no place for that in schools, hater.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:44 PM (aFMSC)

OH... come on... that never happens...

I mean Ni.... I mean Colored Folks... I mean African Americans... I mean Black...


Oh... crap... never mind... I'll just go check my Cis Gender White Man Privilege Card to see if I still have Mansplaining Privileges or not...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 23, 2018 01:47 PM (NgKpN)

85 We should have stuck with 'don't run with scissors'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 01:47 PM (EyPfd)

86 This is not appropriate for 2nd grade. I don't know when it's ever appropriate, but people who think this is okay are INSANE.

Posted by: ALH at April 23, 2018 01:47 PM (uLuPn)

87 77 Voltron, comprised of five robot lions, is the gender role model for most second grade boys.
Posted by: wooga at April 23, 2018 01:45 PM (lgrR2)

Well, only one leg was a chick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 01:47 PM (ycWCI)

88 Am I supposed to be surprised that 2nd graders can be indoctrinated?

Posted by: Lily at April 23, 2018 01:47 PM (vE443)

89 82 Orwell just called to say "1984" was not intended to be a guidebook.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 01:46 PM (rBnYq)

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Stalin called and said, "Get back to work for the revolution!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:47 PM (aFMSC)

90 Most of the kids at my children's school are chinese or indian, their parents would never stand for this stuff. I think this stuff is more prevalent in schools where blacks, whites and hispanics go.

Posted by: Max Power at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (QCc6B)

91 Well, I expect them to get it by second grade, given it is the 4th time they've been taught about it.

Posted by: Rather Not at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (oPogG)

92 OT - Trump announced NAFTA will be tied to immigration from Mexico. Mexican officials are flipping out. Go for the throat Two Scoops

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (OLCnA)

93 really, really sorry. give a fuck garden is empty.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (KP5rU)

94 The left has destroyed the public school system. It is a total loss and cannot be saved.

Posted by: maddogg at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (o2MD2)

95 White Van runs over 10 people in Toronto, Damn racist van

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (N55Mc)

96 "Oh"
My!

Posted by: Mr. Sulu at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (ZwpLm)

97 Isn't Planet X supposed to wipe us out today?

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (LiyEm)

98 Should be learning a foreign language. Should be drilling in math skills. Instead they're learning this. No wonder our educational system is a joke.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (RD7QR)

99 she'll be labeled a homophobe by the cool new kids. "

That's the important part. What she will have learned is to be "woke", and desire to be accepted by the cool ones, so she will do/say anything...

There ARE 5 lights!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (7LY+6)

100

Is having sex with baby animals more perverted than sex with grown animals? Is it extra perverted if they're dead? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Zombie Charlie Manson at April 23, 2018 01:49 PM (UFLLM)

101 @BNONews 7m

BREAKING: Van strikes "numerous pedestrians" in Toronto, police say

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2018 01:49 PM (LNPd9)

102 99 she'll be labeled a homophobe by the cool new kids. "

That's the important part. What she will have learned is to be "woke", and desire to be accepted by the cool ones, so she will do/say anything...

There ARE 5 lights!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (7LY+6)

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"Don't worry. This will never turn around and eat us. Ever."
-Robespierre

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:49 PM (aFMSC)

103 Those second graders have remarkably good penmanship.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - General Mayhem 50% off at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2018 01:49 PM (hLRSq)

104 Seems Legit: "Kids can barely read when they graduate from high school and this crap is what they spend their time on?"

I think you have it backward. This crap is what they spend their time on, so kids can barely read when they graduate from high school.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 23, 2018 01:49 PM (H8S+R)

105 Were things really so bad when male/female relationships normal? Are we really better off now as a people?

Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 01:49 PM (7HtZB)

106 Learning by rote.
Memorization.
Indoctrination.
*spit*

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at April 23, 2018 01:50 PM (Ftuf+)

107 I find the term cisgender to be offensive. They're trying to make me one freak among many when I'm just normal.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 23, 2018 01:50 PM (xPl2J)

108 You haven't groveled sufficiently whitey.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294905/

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 01:50 PM (LiyEm)

109 95 White Van runs over 10 people in Toronto, Damn racist van
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (N55Mc)

Common sense van control.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 01:50 PM (ycWCI)

110 Nobody is assigned a gender at birth. #AntiScience

Posted by: Lily at April 23, 2018 01:50 PM (vE443)

111 "REAKING: Van strikes "numerous pedestrians" in Toronto, police say"

Probably just an Asian woman, trying to park.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 01:50 PM (EyPfd)

112 "Don't worry. This will never turn around and eat us. Ever."
-Robespierre"

Hey, that's my line!

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 01:50 PM (7LY+6)

113 Who bitch this is?

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 01:50 PM (LiyEm)

114

There are no Muslims in Toronto.

Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 01:51 PM (UFLLM)

115 These people are sick and their children will be complete disasters, and it will be entirely their fault, which means, when their children kill themselves, it will be our fault.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 23, 2018 01:51 PM (yQpMk)

116 Stalin called and said, "Get back to work for the revolution!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:47 PM (aFMSC)

Beelzebub called and said "keep up the good work."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 01:51 PM (H8QX8)

117 This?! This is what second graders are being taught? No wonder our students are stupid. What happened to the 3 Rs.

No, instead our schools are social engineering farms.

And Valenti, it is not that I can't "get" it. I refuse to. Just like I won't use other terms for illegal aliens.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 01:51 PM (z3nSX)

118 107 I find the term cisgender to be offensive. They're trying to make me one freak among many when I'm just normal.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 23, 2018 01:50 PM (xPl2J)

Yes, I self identify as... 'Normal'...

and if they don't like how I categorize myself... then I am offended and they must shut the hell up...

Because that is how the rules THEY made, apparently work.

Posted by: Don Q. at April 23, 2018 01:52 PM (NgKpN)

119 Perhaps we should just call it 'Pubic Education'

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 23, 2018 01:52 PM (O7MnT)

120 106 Learning by rote.
Memorization.
Indoctrination.
*spit*
Posted by: Taqyia2Me at April 23, 2018 01:50 PM (Ftuf+)

==============

So, Common Core was introduced to help kids learn, and part of that was to eliminate rote memorization.

But what do teachers do with things that they really want kids to learn? Constant repetition that could be called...wait for it...rote memorization.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:52 PM (aFMSC)

121 100-heh. Beastiality is having romantic feelings for a goat!

Posted by: Lily at April 23, 2018 01:52 PM (vE443)

122 If you look at the photo in a following tweet with the math, their math process is completely f**cked up, too.

Oh, goodness, it is. They're doing that with English, too.

I was in a classroom last week and they had two posters up about how a sentence is constructed. The first poster had parts of speech (action verbs, joining words (no, they didn't call them conjunctions)) each identified with a symbol.

The symbols were shapes, like ^^^^, and ###. I can't really reproduce them here. Also I don't remember them.

The point is, the second poster showed how sentences are constructed by displaying sentences that look like "^^^ -----, @, ## ^ ---."

Because that makes language so much easier to understand.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2018 01:52 PM (fuK7c)

123 Nobody is assigned a gender at birth. #AntiScience"

"Gender" = language.

"Sex" = Biology.

Xerteque = Bless your heart.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 01:52 PM (7LY+6)

124 Ah fuck; I made the mistake of checking out that douchenozzle's Twitter feed, and my IQ just dropped 10 points....

Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at April 23, 2018 01:52 PM (tX3BM)

125 105 Were things really so bad when male/female relationships normal? Are we really better off now as a people?
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 01:49 PM (7HtZB)

They still are 'normal'. As someone pointed out above, this is an amazing example of a very very loud minority presenting themselves as the majority.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 01:52 PM (ycWCI)

126 That Black women is onto breeding again...what a fuck.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:53 PM (5y11N)

127 116 Stalin called and said, "Get back to work for the revolution!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:47 PM (aFMSC)

Beelzebub called and said "keep up the good work."
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 01:51 PM (H8QX

/laughing with delight...


Come on Bez... this is so crazy even WE couldn't make this shit up!

Posted by: Satan at April 23, 2018 01:53 PM (NgKpN)

128
It would no doubt be far clearer to her little tykes if she expressed these concepts in terms of animal archtypes -- like "beaver" and "horn dog".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2018 01:53 PM (pNxlR)

129 123 Nobody is assigned a gender at birth. #AntiScience"

"Gender" = language.

"Sex" = Biology.

Xerteque = Bless your heart.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 01:52 PM (7LY+6)

Do not take Xerteque without consulting your physician. Xerteque may cause impotence, bed-wetting and sausage fingers. See our ad in Golf Magazine.

Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 01:54 PM (7HtZB)

130 In the end, the country just isn't big enough for us and them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 23, 2018 01:54 PM (aMlLZ)

131 REAKING: Van strikes "numerous pedestrians" in Toronto, police say"

Probably just an Asian woman, trying to park.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 01:50 PM (EyPfd)

"REEKING"? Bcz it does. Reeks of a certain ideology. If it was an Asian woman, probably trying to parallel park.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 01:54 PM (z3nSX)

132 There are more women in Toronto wearing head-to-toe burqas than in all of Saudi Arabia. I couldn't believe what I was seeing when I visited. That was ten years ago.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 23, 2018 01:54 PM (toi7g)

133 92 OT - Trump announced NAFTA will be tied to immigration from Mexico. Mexican officials are flipping out. Go for the throat Two Scoops
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (OLCnA)

Pay for a wall and maybe we reconsider. BWAHAHAHAHahhahahahaha.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 23, 2018 01:54 PM (RD7QR)

134 Because that makes language so much easier to understand."

Ah, you've picked up one of my WTFs...

Making something that is simple more complex via ways only taught by the priesthood makes them more valued - in their own minds.

"Rubric" my arse...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 01:54 PM (7LY+6)

135 Jessica Valenti was snarking, wasn't she? I mean that had to snark. It couldn't have been anything else.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 23, 2018 01:54 PM (nBr1j)

136 Nah,women are the best at parallel parking too haven't you see the Progressive insurance ad?

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 01:54 PM (LiyEm)

137 yeah, "we" get "it". The problem is most parents are pretty much forced to leave their children with these authority role models, and the "teachers" are intent on breaking the traditional family model.

The odd choices of the 2-3% can be introduced after the American Family is taught as the norm, but even then it should be taught as a variant, an choice to be "different" (abnormal). And the consequences of those choices should be taught along with their names. (not likely to have children, less likely to form long term bonds ... whatever).

Posted by: illiniwek at April 23, 2018 01:55 PM (bT8Z4)

138 125 105 Were things really so bad when male/female relationships normal? Are we really better off now as a people?
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 01:49 PM (7HtZB)

They still are 'normal'. As someone pointed out above, this is an amazing example of a very very loud minority presenting themselves as the majority.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 01:52 PM (ycWCI)

The Founders of our Great Country, were worried about Democracy, and how it would turn into a Tyranny of the Majority.

We have somehow gone past that.... to where we now have a Legal and Moral Tyranny, of small minorities...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 23, 2018 01:55 PM (NgKpN)

139

Gay Necrophiliac Bestiality Pederasty is my safe space man! H8trs!

Posted by: Zombie Charlie Manson at April 23, 2018 01:55 PM (UFLLM)

140
The point is, the second poster showed how sentences are constructed by displaying sentences that look like "^^^ -----, @, ## ^ ---."


The Triumph of the Emojis is now less than one decade removed, comrades!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2018 01:55 PM (pNxlR)

141 Do not take Xerteque without consulting your physician. Xerteque may cause impotence, bed-wetting and sausage fingers. See our ad in Golf Magazine."

Ok, that's funny right there.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 01:55 PM (7LY+6)

142 All those "reporters" are world class assholes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:55 PM (5y11N)

143 65
Hilariously, John Oliver has given up trying to attract viewers to his
TV show. To get his political views aired, he is buying advertising time
on Sean Hannity's show.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 01:44 PM (rBnYq)

Saw 3 minutes of a John Oliver TV show while stuck in a hotel room.
Holy cow! He was stuttering and shaking with anger and bile; shrieking about the Constitution of the United States in his lispy British accent.
WTF is that show???? It's just the weirdest thing to watch. He's broken and anyone who watches that in seriousness is broken too.

I saw Cuomo the Lesser while eating breakfast in the lobby breakfast nook. I was laughing out loud it was so funny. Basically, it was a half hour of unadulterated propaganda and information-free "analysis" of how to understand the release of the the Comey memos with out actually letting the viewer see the content of the memos.
Basically he said there was nothing much new about the "Putin Affair" found in the memos. This lead me to believe they must have been a shit show for the left. I was busy and traveling and moved on with my day, chuckling.


LOL

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 23, 2018 01:56 PM (ymnmz)

144 OT - Trump announced NAFTA will be tied to immigration from Mexico. Mexican officials are flipping out.

I am old enough to remember when one of the selling points for NAFTA was that it would reduce illegal immigration; because there would be so many great jobs in Mexico no one would want to leave.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 23, 2018 01:57 PM (O7MnT)

145 Boys have penises and Girls have vaginas...I learned that from that Arnold Schwarzeneger Movie

It does not get much more complicated than that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:57 PM (5y11N)

146 At first I thought this was parody ~ alas, it is not. The very sad part is the abject damage and child abuse that is now running around parading as "progressivism" or stating that it is "love" when it is, in fact, horrifying hatred. It is a hatred of children, and the intentional goal of the creation of a world where they are murdered in utero without the slightest thought, that drives these people, even if, like this retarded disgusting example of woman kind, they think they are somehow being "progressive, they are, in fact pedophilic child molesting children murderers and torturers of children.

How about we just let the second graders play on the monkey bars instead of teaching them about perverted sexual acts and aberrant and dangerously destructive pathological behavior. Mmmkay?

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 23, 2018 01:57 PM (0/0WS)

147 John Oliver should be deported.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 01:57 PM (LiyEm)

148 Zombie..

If you are here, to answer the born in Cairo question.

African American has nothing to do with the continent of Africa.

It's a secret code word for 'Black"

So no...some pasty white dude born on the dark continent is not African America.

But a guy from Haiti who has never set foot in Africa, but moves to the US is one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 01:57 PM (EyPfd)

149 Huck Follywood: "Hilariously, John Oliver has given up trying to attract viewers to his TV show. To get his political views aired, he is buying advertising time on Sean Hannity's show."

Coincidentally, Trevor Noah has given up trying to attract viewers to his TV show. To get his political views aired, he is buying advertising time on The Daily Show.

The doofus is exactly as talented at comedy as Yoko is at music. He's not even a half-trick pony with anti-Trumpism as his crutch. Sad.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 23, 2018 01:57 PM (H8S+R)

150 145 Boys have penises and Girls have vaginas...I learned that from that Arnold Schwarzeneger Movie

It does not get much more complicated than that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 01:57 PM (5y11N)

==============

Is there a Youtube channel that does stuff like, "SJWs react"?

I could just imagine the hyperventilating in reaction to that scene.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 01:58 PM (aFMSC)

151 Trevor Noah should also be deported.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 01:58 PM (LiyEm)

152 "It's complex and can mean a lot of things."

Great definition. This is what our dictionaries would be like today, if Noah Webster had been a dolt.
Posted by: Ted K.

Means they don't have a clue and they are making it up on the fly.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 01:58 PM (pQplJ)

153 I am old enough to remember when one of the selling points for NAFTA was that it would reduce illegal immigration; because there would be so many great jobs in Mexico no one would want to leave.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 23, 2018 01:57 PM (O7MnT)

Funny how that worked. For some reason, given a choice, people will choose not to live in a narco-state if they can avoid it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 01:58 PM (ycWCI)

154 In the end, the country just isn't big enough for us and them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 23, 2018 01:54 PM (aMlLZ)


They feel the same way. And I think they may win.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 01:58 PM (z3nSX)

155 Transgender: A person who is assigned male or female at birth, but doesn't identify that way.

Who exactly made these assignments at birth?
What is being assigned?
If gender and sex are completely different things, what exactly happens at birth that has anything to do with your gender?

The doctor who took a look at your genitals when you were born wasn't assigning you a gender, they were identifying your sex.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2018 01:58 PM (iv0p7)

156 This is despicable. These people have diseased minds.

Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2018 01:58 PM (2Mnv1)

157 the monkey bars"

That's rayciss...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 01:59 PM (7LY+6)

158 I've no doubt that second graders can learn it effortlessly, since children are such sponges for all forms of learning. But to waste all of that potential!

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 23, 2018 01:59 PM (zre6V)

159 The Kids Are Alright...

Except when they're being brainwashed by Satanic evil!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 23, 2018 01:59 PM (4ErVI)

160 This is nothing more than indoctrination and grooming for the benefit of the pervertocracy.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 01:59 PM (NWiLs)

161 Second grade? I feel bad for these kids, the left has gone so far now to eliminate the remotest of possibilities that these kids might achieve independent thought.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 23, 2018 01:59 PM (cGlgB)

162

The Council for Vnamerican-Islamic Teachings, CvNT, extends its sympathies to the Toronto van, and will raise funds for it's repair.

Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 01:59 PM (UFLLM)

163 As I responded to her:

This is how you got Trump

and, why people home school.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 02:00 PM (39g3+)

164 I have a question about Questioning...

Posted by: RioBravo at April 23, 2018 02:00 PM (5NMZN)

165 This all started when Phil Donahue said "penis" on air in 198X. All downhill from there.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 23, 2018 02:00 PM (ymnmz)

166 Fuck Mexico........

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 23, 2018 02:00 PM (czkHE)

167 ASSIGNED? Gender at birth?

Words. Fail. Me.


Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2018 02:01 PM (gbWkA)

168 "Boys have penises and Girls have vaginas...I learned that from that Arnold Schwarzeneger Movie

It does not get much more complicated than that"

I have been told that a girl with a vagina can actually get as many penises as she wants.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 02:01 PM (EyPfd)

169 Boys have penises and Girls have vaginas...I learned that from that Arnold Schwarzeneger Movie

ITS NOT A TOOOMAHH!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 02:01 PM (39g3+)

170 Who exactly made these assignments at birth?
What is being assigned?


Posted by: bonhomme at April 23, 2018 01:58 PM (iv0p7)

/looks baffled...


Posted by: God at April 23, 2018 02:01 PM (NgKpN)

171 This Valenti person; Is she Jack Valenti's great grand daughter or is there another reason I should consider her thoughts?

Posted by: gNewt at April 23, 2018 02:01 PM (OB4KJ)

172 As soon as I finish my nap with Jeff I'll get right on this...
zzzzZZZZzzzz

Posted by: Betsy DeVos at April 23, 2018 02:01 PM (r9UYA)

173 Maybe this is all a conspiracy by the pharmaceutical industry to maintain a healthy market for anti-depressants and anxiety drugs well into the future.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM (xPl2J)

174 Sometimes, Winston, two plus two is five....


He loved Big Brother."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM (7LY+6)

175 Zombie..

If you are here, to answer the born in Cairo question.

African American has nothing to do with the continent of Africa.

It's a secret code word for 'Black"

So no...some pasty white dude born on the dark continent is not African America.

But a guy from Haiti who has never set foot in Africa, but moves to the US is one.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Self identification. In. California.

No different than Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM (pQplJ)

176 They got me.

It's nt so much that I CAN'T learn all their friggin' terms ... I just don't care.

And, contrary to what some say and think ... they can't make me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM (nhgiS)

177 ooh waffle house shooter in custody. Surprised, I figured he would have suicided himself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM (5y11N)

178 The Valenti Papers

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM (IqV8l)

179 She forgot the other 71 genders per the New York law.

This isn't about confusion, it's about power and control, like it always is with the left.

You can actually create all the new pronouns you want, the problem starts when you try to pass laws to force other people to use them.

Well, technically the problem starts before that, but that's where a lot of people, even on the left, are drawing the lie.

There's a chance to form a new coalition here, and I think that's why the far left is doubling and tripling down on everything right now.

That new coalition, I think, will be kind of meh - but terrific compared to the alternative presented by the mad campus crybullies and Soros network orgs.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM (FDnQi)

180 Well if Bill Nyecan go back and edit out his show where he talked about 2 genders Arnold can have that changed too.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM (LiyEm)

181 Jesus come quickly.

Posted by: Minatina at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM (Xuztc)

182 159 The Kids Are Alright...

Except when they're being brainwashed by Satanic evil!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 23, 2018 01:59 PM (4ErVI)

/sings...

Teacher, leave those Kids Alone!!!!

Posted by: God at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM (NgKpN)

183
171 This Valenti person; Is she Jack Valenti's great grand daughter or is there another reason I should consider her thoughts?
Posted by: gNewt at April 23, 2018 02:01 PM (OB4KJ)


Her bitch face "never rests". Her words, not mine.

Fear her!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM (pNxlR)

184 How about we just let the second graders play on the monkey bars instead of teaching them about perverted sexual acts and aberrant and dangerously destructive pathological behavior. Mmmkay?
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 23, 2018 01:57 PM (0/0WS)


I'm guessing the parents of these kids are progressives too. Otherwise I would think there would be a revolt. Second grade. Literally makes me ill.

And I'm so tired today too. So, I'm sick and tired. I'm my mother. *facepalm*

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 02:03 PM (z3nSX)

185 152
"It's complex and can mean a lot of things."



Great definition. This is what our dictionaries would be like today, if Noah Webster had been a dolt.

Posted by: Ted K.


This is when I like to say, "Your inability to explain what it means in a way that I can understand does not make me a stupid hater. It may mean you can't make a rational case for your opinion."

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 23, 2018 02:03 PM (ymnmz)

186 177 ooh waffle house shooter in custody. Surprised, I figured he would have suicided himself
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM (5y11N)

By definition he couldn't have suicided someone else.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 02:03 PM (NWiLs)

187 182 159 The Kids Are Alright...

Except when they're being brainwashed by Satanic evil!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 23, 2018 01:59 PM (4ErVI)

/sings...

Teacher, leave those Kids Alone!!!!
Posted by: God at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM (NgKpN)

Dang.... sock fail...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 23, 2018 02:03 PM (NgKpN)

188 This shit will stop when we take over, guaranteed.


United Brotherhood of Muhamadian Goat Fuckers, Local #243



Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2018 02:03 PM (gbWkA)

189 2nd grade, huh?


Our country is fucked; I'm looking forward to death more and more......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 23, 2018 02:03 PM (jjaLl)

190 You know who else loved to focus on teaching youth?

https://www.ushmm.org/wlc/en/article.php?ModuleId=10007820

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 02:03 PM (EyPfd)

191 186 177 ooh waffle house shooter in custody. Surprised, I figured he would have suicided himself
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM (5y11N)

By definition he couldn't have suicided someone else.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 02:03 PM (NWiLs)

Bet?

Posted by: Clintons at April 23, 2018 02:04 PM (NgKpN)

192 From J. J.'s link this morning, Planned Parenthood was in attendance at a Soros-funded Prog meeting in Atlanta, along with the president of the teachers' union. It's all going as planned.Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2018 01:42 PM (ptqGC)

Until they start eating each other, like in that news story about SEIU and PP. One of the few pleasures left in the Burning Times.

I have been on a flight with SEIU members proudly wearing their purple shirts and being obnoxious. Let's just say there is a lot there to eat and leave it at that.

Posted by: LizLem at April 23, 2018 02:04 PM (hvf9s)

193 And, contrary to what some say and think ... they can't make me.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM (nhgiS)


Makes me think of "You're not the boss of me".

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 02:04 PM (z3nSX)

194 Hard-left Grandpa: Aren't you worried that homeschooling your daughter will diminish her socialization?

Me: I sure fucking hope so.

Posted by: motionview at April 23, 2018 02:04 PM (pYQR/)

195 This Valenti person; Is she Jack Valenti's great grand daughter or is there another reason I should consider her thoughts?

She's the dingbat who led the feminist assault against the brilliant engineer who landed a space probe on a comet... because his Hawaiian shirt offended her.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 23, 2018 02:04 PM (O7MnT)

196 Fuck Mexico........

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 23, 2018 02:00 PM (czkHE)

---------------------------------------
Aye Aye Aye

Posted by: Los Conquistadores at April 23, 2018 02:04 PM (5NMZN)

197
In the end, the country just isn't big enough for us and them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 23, 2018 01:54 PM (aMlLZ)





They feel the same way. And I think they may win.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 01:58 PM (z3nSX)

Never. In the ancient days those people would be conquered, enslaved, roasted over a pit, their gods destroyed, and their existence wiped out of the fossil record. Its the eventual usual path for any segment of a society that just can't keep its fucking mouth shut and stay out of other people's business. When the sane half of the country finally goes medieval their days are numbered.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 23, 2018 02:04 PM (aMlLZ)

198

If you're Transexual and Transgender does that make you Straight?

Posted by: Deep Thoughts with Jack Handjob at April 23, 2018 02:04 PM (UFLLM)

199 It's complex and can mean a lot of things!

OK, got it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 23, 2018 02:04 PM (6qfo/)

200 Brought to you by Arne Duncan and Dan Savage.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 02:05 PM (NWiLs)

201 How about we just let the second graders play on the monkey bars

That's how I learned about girls by looking up thier dresses.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:05 PM (5y11N)

202 I guess that we were truly lucky as the schools my kids attended were all top notch and we didn't have to deal with this crap.

One of my sweetest memories is when my son took part in a production of the Founders of our Country event when he was in 3rd grade. He was assigned the role of Patrick Henry. I spent weeks teaching Jake how passionate our founders were and why Henry's famous speech 'Give me Liberty..." was so important. He memorized the entire speech, I had him dressed in his costume and when his turn came, he gave the speech brilliantly and with such passion.

I had tears in my eyes then as I do now remembering this.

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 02:05 PM (oiNtH)

203 195 This Valenti person; Is she Jack Valenti's great grand daughter or is there another reason I should consider her thoughts?

She's the dingbat who led the feminist assault against the brilliant engineer who landed a space probe on a comet... because his Hawaiian shirt offended her.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 23, 2018 02:04 PM (O7MnT)

=============

Truly a hero on par with Leonidas, Alexander the Great, Abraham Lincoln, and George S. Patton.

In fact, she's probably greater since she assumedly has a vagina.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:05 PM (aFMSC)

204 What about the 50 other so-called genders? Way to raise a little nazi princess, Valenti. To the bottom of the stack with you.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 02:05 PM (Dp6qK)

205 Gay - homosexual. Ergo, lesbians are gay. This chart is wrong. Off with their heads!

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2018 02:05 PM (Z48ZB)

206 My boy is set to enter kindergarten next year. I'm assuming this crap will get taught so I'm pretty much going to sit on his schoolwork and tell him teachers lie like shit. Like I bet most parents do.

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 23, 2018 02:05 PM (zre6V)

207 Fuck Mexico........<<<


I tried so many times. They took all my money. I drank all their wine. Now, they call me gringo and want to kill me.

Posted by: gNewt at April 23, 2018 02:05 PM (OB4KJ)

208 This is when I like to say, "Your inability to explain what it means in a way that I can understand does not make me a stupid hater. It may mean you can't make a rational case for your opinion."
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 23, 2018 02:03 PM (ymnmz)

Yup.... that's pretty close to the response I make to those who can't explain how manmade CO2 is 'causing' global warmering...

Posted by: Don Q'Bot at April 23, 2018 02:05 PM (NgKpN)

209 Vanna White ran over people in Toronto?

Posted by: Texian ette at April 23, 2018 02:05 PM (gou4q)

210 198

If you're Transexual and Transgender does that make you Straight?
Posted by: Deep Thoughts with Jack Handjob at April 23, 2018 02:04 PM (UFLLM)

===============

Like when Mr. Slave dumped Mr. Garrison after he had become Mrs. Garrison?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:05 PM (aFMSC)

211 Maybe this is all a conspiracy by the pharmaceutical industry to maintain a healthy market for anti-depressants and anxiety drugs well into the future.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 23, 2018 02:02 PM (xPl2J)


More like a conspiracy by academic leftists to inculcate emotional fragility in youth because victim culture is not only useful but pleasing to them, plus coincidental factors like social media causing massive status anxiety in young people (I thought about it for a long time and I'm pretty sure that's not deliberate - it's actually more like the failure of "esteem" movements in schooling which were intended to increase emotional stability and did the opposite instead).

Kind of a perfect storm of anxiety.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 23, 2018 02:06 PM (FDnQi)

212 OT Sidebar: Forest Bathing is the new and happening thing.

My people call that still hunting, and you forgot your rifle.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 02:06 PM (Dp6qK)

213 I bet this Jessica Valenti chick is f*cking INCREDIBLE in bed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman. at April 23, 2018 02:06 PM (LV5XU)

214 If you're Transexual and Transgender does that make you Straight?

Posted by: Deep Thoughts with Jack Handjob at April 23, 2018 02:04 PM (UFLLM)

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If you live in the Transvaal.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 23, 2018 02:06 PM (5NMZN)

215

Toronto - Rental van runs into crowd

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2018 02:06 PM (IqV8l)

216 206 My boy is set to enter kindergarten next year. I'm assuming this crap will get taught so I'm pretty much going to sit on his schoolwork and tell him teachers lie like shit. Like I bet most parents do.
Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 23, 2018 02:05 PM (zre6V)

============

My Junior is the same age.

But, I'm in South Carolina. I have a dim hope that the crazy will be closer to my variety.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:06 PM (aFMSC)

217 If you're Transexual and Transgender does that make you Straight?"

Only on Transylvania.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 02:06 PM (7LY+6)

218 Hard-left Grandpa: Aren't you worried that homeschooling your daughter will diminish her socialization?



Me: I sure fucking hope so.



Posted by: motionview at April 23, 2018 02:04 PM (pYQR/)


NICE!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at April 23, 2018 02:06 PM (jjaLl)

219 Shemp having another orgasm over the toronto car running over people

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:06 PM (5y11N)

220

Wow, second graders being taught sex education.

Instead of spelling.

And we wonder why we're losing out in the global economy...

It's becoming crystal clear that we need to move away from free-market capitalism towards a banana/condom economy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 02:06 PM (GdWl+)

221 Simple solution ... have a "double secret" unwritten policy that say
that anybody asking for the toilet key, gets a free scalding hot cup of
coffee from McDonalds.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at April 23, 2018 02:07 PM (e8kgV)

222 OT - Romney not sure he would support der Trumpenfuhrer in 2020. Also, he's not running for the UT Senate seat because "I've got some political career" that he's pursuing.


This morning, for the umpteenth time, Trump twatted "need more Republicans".


It is impossible to imagine that he doesn't understand that, on the contrary, it is the *kind* of Republican that matters, that more Republicans willing to support the intelligent popular policies Trump champions are what's needed. Yet ....


Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2018 02:07 PM (QDnY+)

223 Come back, come back, Quiche Lorraine!

Posted by: Fred Schneider at April 23, 2018 02:07 PM (ATVNj)

224 220
And we wonder why we're losing out in the global economy...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 23, 2018 02:06 PM (GdWl+)

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You're wondering?

Weird, I thought that I had it figured out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:07 PM (aFMSC)

225 This shit will stop when we take over, guaranteed.

Almost worth it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 02:07 PM (39g3+)

226 These people teaching kids this shit need to be physically removed from the population.

Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 02:07 PM (dmJhE)

227 This why normal people should "home-school" their children.

Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2018 02:07 PM (sCN2W)

228 Capt. Bill Kristol, editor at sea, says that all kinds are welcome on the Love, er, Weekly Standard cruise.

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at April 23, 2018 02:07 PM (e44Qj)

229 Second graders?

AYFKM?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 02:08 PM (ATVNj)

230 149
Huck Follywood: "Hilariously, John Oliver has given up trying to
attract viewers to his TV show. To get his political views aired, he is
buying advertising time on Sean Hannity's show."



Coincidentally, Trevor Noah has given up trying to attract viewers
to his TV show. To get his political views aired, he is buying
advertising time on The Daily Show.



The doofus is exactly as talented at comedy as Yoko is at music.
He's not even a half-trick pony with anti-Trumpism as his crutch. Sad.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 23, 2018 01:57 PM (H8S+R)

Noah, another foreigner showing up to shriek at Americans. How's his show doing. I couldn't tell you.


I haven't watched Comedy Central since Tosh quit being funny and just went weird an all political. I guess that's what happens when you can't be funny anymore, take your cloths off and shake your pixelated junk around and shriek about Republicans......I'm looking at you too Chelsea Handler.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 23, 2018 02:08 PM (ymnmz)

231 >>> Trevor Noah should also be deported.

You'd think someone "born a crime" as he puts it, born mixed race in South Africa during apartheid, would have learned the correct lesson from that: government should not be in the business of dictating CorrectThink to its citizens and using it as a political weapon.

Instead he learned the wrong lesson: Whitey is bad. How is that lesson working out for your homeland NOW?

Posted by: LizLem at April 23, 2018 02:08 PM (hvf9s)

232 I tried so many times. They took all my money. I drank all their wine. Now, they call me gringo and want to kill me."

Huh. Thought Rosa's Cantina was in El Paso...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 02:08 PM (7LY+6)

233
Come back, come back, Quiche Lorraine!

Quiche Lorraine
Let the party carry on
You and I will swim the sea
Quich Lorraine
Let the party carry on
You and I can feel the breeze

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2018 02:08 PM (IqV8l)

234 Just got in my car to run down to the store for some bread and milk. Battery is stone dead and its still damn raining.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2018 02:08 PM (mpXpK)

235 Don't inform these snobs that a number of prominent languages have words that are literally binary and cis-gendered. #banlanguage #woke

Posted by: Mega at April 23, 2018 02:09 PM (KIQHa)

236 206: my daughter is in kindergarten this year. None of this shit happens. But it's just kindergarten.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2018 02:09 PM (3GUVH)

237 215

Toronto - Rental van runs into crowd

______________________________________

We need common sense rental van legislation.

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at April 23, 2018 02:09 PM (ATVNj)

238 The insistence that others cater to their insanities will be tolerated for a time. And then really *not* tolerated. At all.

------------------

At least, that is what my experience has been.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - General Mayhem 50% off at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2018 02:09 PM (hLRSq)

239 For the love of God 'rons HOME SCHOOL

This is like handing your kids over to Stalin to teach. Seriously, what on earth could possibly justify leaving your kids with these scum and just hoping it turns out okay? YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT. Its not like there's a do-over, "sorry Johnny we need to redo grades 1-10, because they twisted your head around so badly"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2018 02:09 PM (39g3+)

240
212 OT Sidebar: Forest Bathing is the new and happening thing.


They need to slather themselves in honey before they set out to "bathe".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2018 02:09 PM (pNxlR)

241 Where's the "anal beads" and "S&M" definition chart? How about a little Furry love? Polygamy? Bestiality? Jessica Valenti is obviously sending her child to a close minded, right wing nazi school.

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2018 02:09 PM (Z48ZB)

242 Never. In the ancient days those people would be conquered, enslaved, roasted over a pit, their gods destroyed, and their existence wiped out of the fossil record. Its the eventual usual path for any segment of a society that just can't keep its fucking mouth shut and stay out of other people's business. When the sane half of the country finally goes medieval their days are numbered.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 23, 2018 02:04 PM (aMlLZ)


I hope you are right, but the number of victims (see EU) in the meantime, and the dissolution of Western society may not be recouped. Plus, they breed like rabbits...sorry, only way to put it. So, they will have more fighters...and they are vicious. It's not just soldiers, it's all people not Muslim.

I don't hold out the hope you do. I just don't. Neither do historians.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 02:09 PM (z3nSX)

243 I am still pissed about the theft of the word "gay", which was a perfectly good and descriptive English word, now ruined forever, stolen by people who are, by and large, anything but gay.

Posted by: backbeatbaby at April 23, 2018 02:10 PM (w7KSn)

244 What about the helicopters? It doesn't explain those.

Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2018 02:10 PM (MxEKc)

245 My general assumption is that people who push this crap on schools are exhibitionists who would put on live demonstrations for sex-ed if they could get away with it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 23, 2018 02:10 PM (Tnhbr)

246 And we wonder why we're losing out in the global economy...

+++

Picture if graduating students presented a class action lawsuit against their schools for faulty education across the land.

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 23, 2018 02:10 PM (FH2rY)

247
ha, cisgender. why not use the word "normal"?

oh right... can't offend the un-normal I guess. But it means THE SAME EFFING THING.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2018 02:10 PM (r+sAi)

248 Has anybody gamed out the long term effects of this shit in Elementary School, coupled with the effects of the Promise Program in Middle, and High School?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 02:10 PM (EyPfd)

249 I had tears in my eyes then as I do now remembering this. Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 02:05 PM (oiNtH)

Awww, you are a good mama Cheri!

Posted by: LizLem at April 23, 2018 02:11 PM (hvf9s)

250 Jessica Valenti is obviously a liar. The insanity continue apace.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 23, 2018 02:11 PM (vtcmf)

251 228 Capt. Bill Kristol, editor at sea, says that all kinds are welcome on the Love, er, Weekly Standard cruise.

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at April 23, 2018 02:07 PM (e44Qj)

The cuuuuuuuuck boat

Soon we'll be peeing submissively

The cuuuuuck boat

We will be told what to think, you see...

Posted by: The WS cruise theme song at April 23, 2018 02:11 PM (RD7QR)

252 What about gay guys who just want to bone without the "romance"?

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2018 02:11 PM (Z48ZB)

253 What a buncha fags.

Posted by: Joy Reid at April 23, 2018 02:12 PM (398bZ)

254

EM BASIL FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 23, 2018 02:12 PM (mPeei)

255 Apparently they're all caught up on their arithmetic.

Posted by: DaveA at April 23, 2018 02:12 PM (FhXTo)

256

There is no Sex.
There is no Gender.
There is no Race.
There is no Ethnicity.
There is no Species.

There is only Zuul...

Posted by: Deep Thoughts with Jack Handjob at April 23, 2018 02:12 PM (UFLLM)

257 For those with kids entering school, go and ask for an example of their yearly curriculum for K-5. If there is anything you object to, ask them what their opt out policy is. Be bold and unapologetic. It is too important and not everyone can home school.

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 02:12 PM (oiNtH)

258 248
Has anybody gamed out the long term effects of this shit in Elementary
School, coupled with the effects of the Promise Program in Middle, and
High School?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 02:10 PM (EyPfd)

Huxley did. Brave New World, baby.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 23, 2018 02:12 PM (8iiMU)

259 He memorized the entire speech, I had him dressed in his costume and when his turn came, he gave the speech brilliantly and with such passion.

I had tears in my eyes then as I do now remembering this.

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 02:05 PM (oiNtH)

That's awesome!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 02:12 PM (Dp6qK)

260 Addition: Break apart, splitting, branching...what the phuck?

Posted by: RioBravo at April 23, 2018 02:13 PM (5NMZN)

261 There is only indoctrination.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 23, 2018 02:13 PM (Sda6L)

262
Note to self: Send daughter more money for home-schooling expenses.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 02:13 PM (LOgQ4)

263 There is only Zuul...

Posted by: Deep Thoughts with Jack Handjob at April 23, 2018 02:12 PM (UFLLM)

*paging Zod*

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 02:13 PM (Dp6qK)

264 Thank God (and I do mean that) for the small Chistian school Pookette attends.

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 23, 2018 02:13 PM (XKZwp)

265 I simply watched some lesbian porn with my 8 year old.

When you break it down visually, kids get it.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at April 23, 2018 02:13 PM (cnaLq)

266 256

There is no Sex.
There is no Gender.
There is no Race.
There is no Ethnicity.
There is no Species.

There is only Zuul...
Posted by: Deep Thoughts with Jack Handjob at April 23, 2018 02:12 PM (UFLLM)

Kinda makes you wish for a sloar.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 02:13 PM (RD7QR)

267 What about "men who identify as straight but have romantic feelings about Rosie O'Donnell?"

Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 02:13 PM (Bdeb0)

268 ASSIGNED? Gender at birth?

Words. Fail. Me.


Posted by: Archer at April 23, 2018 02:01 PM (gbWkA)

Is it like that hat ceremony in Harry Potter?

Posted by: Innocentchildbeingruined at April 23, 2018 02:14 PM (Z48ZB)

269 Where is the "love between a man and his goat"?

Posted by: Achmed the Goatherder at April 23, 2018 02:14 PM (ATVNj)

270 38 Example #542 why I send my daughter to a traditional Catholic school (and I'm not even Catholic).
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 23, 2018 01:40 PM (toi7g)

To steal a line from Henri IV, literacy is worth a Mass.

Posted by: George LeS at April 23, 2018 02:14 PM (/ki+X)

271 Romance is a tool of the Patriarchy!


Burn the teacher!

Posted by: Lefty Jackass Next Week at April 23, 2018 02:14 PM (ymnmz)

272 Nani??

*flips through her ayakashi-English dictionary and finds nothing*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 02:14 PM (K2aKX)

273 But how in Hell was Valenti able to reproduce? Or did she decide one of her cats identified as a human child?

Posted by: George LeS at April 23, 2018 02:14 PM (/ki+X)

274 Yeah, man. What's love got to do with it?

Posted by: Tina Turner at April 23, 2018 02:14 PM (ymnmz)

275 Has anybody gamed out the long term effects of this shit in Elementary School, coupled with the effects of the Promise Program in Middle, and High School?
--------------

I have.

Posted by: The Dark Lord aka Beelzebub aka Baphomet aka Satan at April 23, 2018 02:14 PM (KIQHa)

276 So they took the driver into custody in Toronto?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:14 PM (5y11N)

277 248 Has anybody gamed out the long term effects of this shit in Elementary School, coupled with the effects of the Promise Program in Middle, and High School?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 02:10 PM (EyPfd)

We have, in real time. With your kids.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 02:14 PM (Dp6qK)

278 Old and busted: the three Rs

New hotness: LBGTXYZ2WTFBBQ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 02:15 PM (+y/Ru)

279 Mexico, so far from God so close to the USA _ Salinas Gortari

They ought to wise up but the won't.

Posted by: gNewt at April 23, 2018 02:15 PM (OB4KJ)

280 Notice that in commercials couples are always black,Mexican looking or mixed race now.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 02:15 PM (LiyEm)

281 I hope you are right, but the number of victims (see
EU) in the meantime, and the dissolution of Western society may not be
recouped. Plus, they breed like rabbits...sorry, only way to put it.
So, they will have more fighters...and they are vicious. It's not just
soldiers, it's all people not Muslim.



I don't hold out the hope you do. I just don't. Neither do historians.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 02:09 PM (z3nSX)

Having a hard time figuring out who you are talking about. Who is vicious, the left? They are vicious in a mean girl sense. If civil war goes hot they'll get buried, along with your historians.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 23, 2018 02:15 PM (aMlLZ)

282 Ugh! My oldest starts first grade next year. We can't homeschool bc I am the primary wage-earner. I'm not sure there are even private schools that are safe from this crap. And even if you do believe this shit, why would you think it's appropriate for EIGHT YEAR OLDS??

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 23, 2018 02:15 PM (wLVcT)

283 267 What about "men who identify as straight but have romantic feelings about Rosie O'Donnell?"
Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 02:13 PM (Bdeb0)

Owlkin think they're seriously crazy.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 02:15 PM (RD7QR)

284 "17 Second graders. Seven year old kids.

Democrats will experiment on anyone, even their children. Heck, they have problem murdering children. That should tell you they'll have no qualms at all running re-education camps and final solutions, more thoroughly this time than their last try.
Posted by: Huck Follywood,"



And that is something very important for all of us to understand. It needs to enter into every dealing we have with those people.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 23, 2018 02:16 PM (Mbmmf)

285 Teacher, leave those Kids Alone!!!!
=====

No dark sarcasm in the classroom . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 02:16 PM (MIKMs)

286 If there is a white guy he is a comic relief dummy.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 02:16 PM (LiyEm)

287 ASSIGNED? Gender at birth?


-
We need redistribution of genders!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 02:16 PM (+y/Ru)

288 I simply watched some lesbian porn with my 8 year old.

When you break it down visually, kids get it.
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at April 23, 2018 02:13 PM (cnaLq)


I know, right?

Posted by: KarlEichenwald at April 23, 2018 02:16 PM (Z48ZB)

289 Whatever happened to "not in front of the children"?

Posted by: DaveA at April 23, 2018 02:16 PM (FhXTo)

290 The Earth Day predictions in the sidebar are fun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 02:16 PM (ycWCI)

291 I wonder how in many schools this is taught in? I'm guessing both coasts, but not the Midwest so much. Except maybe big cities. I don't know, but I am not gonna junk up my brain with this shit. I know my eyes kinda glaze over when I see it.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 02:16 PM (z3nSX)

292 Wow, amazingly good penmanship for a second grader. Not to mention quite the vocabulary.

Posted by: Blake at April 23, 2018 02:17 PM (qC1Sy)

293 How can you eat your pudding if you don't eat your meat?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 23, 2018 02:17 PM (K2aKX)

294 It's a boy!.

Posted by: Gender Fairy at April 23, 2018 02:17 PM (ymnmz)

295 282 Ugh! My oldest starts first grade next year. We can't homeschool bc I am the primary wage-earner. I'm not sure there are even private schools that are safe from this crap. And even if you do believe this shit, why would you think it's appropriate for EIGHT YEAR OLDS??

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 23, 2018 02:15 PM (wLVcT)

Flounderkins go to a private Christian school. We love it.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 02:17 PM (Dp6qK)

296

I'll stick my unit in anything, does that make me a Holeist if I insist the hole be attached to a creature? What about dough-nut holes, who hasn't fvcked one of those?

Posted by: Zombie Charlie Manson at April 23, 2018 02:17 PM (UFLLM)

297 Has anybody gamed out the long term effects of this shit in Elementary
School, coupled with the effects of the Promise Program in Middle, and
High School?"

Gibbons. The Edward type, not the ape...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 02:17 PM (7LY+6)

298 "The Drive Inn", Matamoros, NL.

Posted by: gNewt at April 23, 2018 02:17 PM (OB4KJ)

299 If your news feed hasn't coughed this one up yet, somebody with an unspecified motive drove a van down a crowded Yonge Street sidewalk in Toronto today. Right now, they are reporting 14 injuries.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 02:17 PM (rBnYq)

300 Second.fucking.grade.

Posted by: md at April 23, 2018 02:17 PM (L3WnE)

301 240
212 OT Sidebar: Forest Bathing is the new and happening thing.

They need to slather themselves in honey before they set out to "bathe".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2018 02:09 PM (pNxlR)

But the Penn State Outing Club, which used to go outside to camp & hike & such will no longer be doing so because it's too risky.

Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2018 02:17 PM (7HtZB)

302 God help the "teacher" who tries to have my kid think about this.

Posted by: Eli Cash at April 23, 2018 02:17 PM (a+WIL)

303 Capt. Bill Kristol, editor at sea, says that all kinds are welcome on the Love, er, Weekly Standard cruise.

I'd bring my own whip but he would enjoy it too much.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 23, 2018 02:18 PM (92Ez4)

304 269 Where is the "love between a man and his goat"?
Posted by: Achmed the Goatherder at April 23, 2018 02:14 PM (ATVNj)

Everywhere south of Calais, apparently.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 02:18 PM (RD7QR)

305 C'mon kids, drip your trou, and I'll show you how!

Posted by: Fisty, the elementary school gender diversity and acceptance mascot at April 23, 2018 02:18 PM (DSlVW)

306 There is a reason you want your kids involved in organized sports in school. It introduces them to reality.

Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:18 PM (2LelM)

307 300
Second.fucking.grade.

Posted by: md at April 23, 2018 02:17 PM (L3WnE)


Go on!

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 23, 2018 02:18 PM (ymnmz)

308 Who? Who got this lady pregnant?

Posted by: Eli Cash at April 23, 2018 02:18 PM (a+WIL)

309 Having a hard time figuring out who you are talking about. Who is vicious, the left? They are vicious in a mean girl sense. If civil war goes hot they'll get buried, along with your historians.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 23, 2018 02:15 PM (aMlLZ)


Islam. lol I guess my post made no sense since you thought I was speaking about progressives.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 02:18 PM (z3nSX)

310 Ok kids, today for show and tell I'm going to pull my junk back between my legs and put on this dress and dance for you. This is a very important lesson.

*plays "Goodbye Horses"*

Posted by: Your kid's teacher at April 23, 2018 02:18 PM (c/k4Z)

311 I know all this teacher, but what is a fag and a dyke?

Posted by: Jimmie at April 23, 2018 02:19 PM (5NMZN)

312 >>288 I simply watched some lesbian porn with my 8 year old. When you break it down visually, kids get it. Posted by: @PeeteySDee at April 23, 2018 02:13 PM (cnaLq)

Reminds me of the Derb quote about gay sex: "Male-on-male sex seems slightly disgusting; female-on-female seems slightly ludicrous."

Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 02:19 PM (Bdeb0)

313 Buttsex is a "romantic feeling?" Who knew?

Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 02:19 PM (ahV/f)

314 306 There is a reason you want your kids involved in organized sports in school. It introduces them to reality.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:18 PM (2LelM)

===============

Baseball. Junior is going to sign a major league contract at 18 with a nice cushy signing bonus.

I'll be set for life!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:19 PM (aFMSC)

315 Teacher, leave those Kids Alone!!!!
=====

No dark sarcasm in the classroom . . .

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 02:16 PM


That's what you heard.

I heard -- 'No Dukes of Hazards in the classroom'.

And pictured 18 year old girls in 'Dukes of Hazards' cut off jeans.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 02:19 PM (LOgQ4)

316
Everytime I see crap like this, I am glad my kids go to Catholic school too.

It really is ridiculous on the face of it anyway, concentrating on the 1 or 2 % of people in total this affects. Not to mention the language invasion.

But we all know what it is really about, tearing down traditional families and religion. The Left hates not being the only influence.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2018 02:19 PM (r+sAi)

317 but what is a fag and a dyke?"

A dam cigarette?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 02:19 PM (7LY+6)

318 My best hope for my kids to survive the social justice agenda in the schools is my two sons 8 and 10 have an impenetrable shield to most information not related to the things that interest them, which is mostly video games, their favorite sports and what ever their latest hobby is (like ants or snakes or drawing.) Any discussion about justice and oppression is forgotten before they get home. Not that I am taking any chances but sometimes their disinterest in learning can be used to our advantage and I get to teach history at home.

Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2018 02:19 PM (MxEKc)

319 This is fucked up.

I'm glad I never had children.

Posted by: mpfs at April 23, 2018 02:20 PM (79p/O)

320 The only pleasure I get in all this is no matter how far left many of these dummies are, eventually someone further left will come along and desecrate everything they hold dear.

It's the little things.

Posted by: Mega at April 23, 2018 02:20 PM (KIQHa)

321 I think Rush was on to something last week about all the children being used lately (NRA protests, on tv, idiots on twitter, etc). Why do these lefties post shit about what their kids think/say/learn and, furthermore, why do they think we care?

I'll take one National Divorce, please.

Posted by: Eli Cash at April 23, 2018 02:20 PM (a+WIL)

322 Why I used Catholic schools.

Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 02:20 PM (ahV/f)

323 Your applause for aberrant behavior is insufficient, citizen.

Perhaps re-education camp will stimulate your energy.



Posted by: Big Xibling at April 23, 2018 02:20 PM (2wOtx)

324 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE LADY SAYS HER DAUGHTER IS IN SECOND GRADE AND EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON'T START READING UNTIL 10TH GRADE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 23, 2018 02:20 PM (ATVNj)

325 313 Buttsex is a "romantic feeling?" Who knew?
Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 02:19 PM (ahV/f)

Remember when you could call Count of Monte Cristo 'romantic'?

I miss those times.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 02:20 PM (ycWCI)

326 I bet this twat cries herself to sleep wishing she was just normal.

Posted by: Eli Cash at April 23, 2018 02:20 PM (a+WIL)

327 but what is a fag and a dyke?"



A dam cigarette?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 02:19 PM (7LY+6)
-------------------------
Ding ding

Posted by: Jimmie at April 23, 2018 02:21 PM (5NMZN)

328 *plays "Goodbye Horses"*
Posted by: Your kid's teacher


yeah, I dont think we have to worry about the Horde going all soft and PC.

hilarious. dark, but hilarious.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 23, 2018 02:21 PM (92Ez4)

329 If this is hanging up in a second grade class room, someone needs to alert Child protective services.

There is simply no reason to have this conversation with kids who are 7 or maybe 8 years old.

Posted by: simplemind at April 23, 2018 02:21 PM (CsbK6)

330 317 but what is a fag and a dyke?"

A dam cigarette?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 02:19 PM (7LY+6)

And a pair of wire cutters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 02:21 PM (ycWCI)

331 324
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE LADY SAYS HER DAUGHTER IS IN SECOND GRADE AND EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON'T START READING UNTIL 10TH GRADE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 23, 2018 02:20 PM (ATVNj)



Missed you, Ben.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 23, 2018 02:21 PM (ymnmz)

332 At what point does this reach the level of child abuse, because I think it crossed that line a few years ago.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 23, 2018 02:21 PM (7ZVPa)

333 321 I think Rush was on to something last week about all the children being used lately (NRA protests, on tv, idiots on twitter, etc). Why do these lefties post shit about what their kids think/say/learn and, furthermore, why do they think we care?

I'll take one National Divorce, please.
Posted by: Eli Cash at April 23, 2018 02:20 PM (a+WIL)

================

Weird thing about youth and innocence being greater than experience and wisdom.

Same BS logic that led to the disaster of the Children's Crusade.

You know, these people share a thinking process with uneducated medieval peasants.

Odd, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:21 PM (aFMSC)

334 Your applause for aberrant behavior is insufficient, citizen. "

Never stop clapping.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 02:21 PM (7LY+6)

335 Islam. lol I guess my post made no sense since you thought I was speaking about progressives.

Posted by: Prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 23, 2018 02:18 PM (z3nSX)

Islam will never win here, because those that give aid and comfort will be vanquished long before they get the numbers to do anything. I'll also put American viciousness against islam any day of the week. Islam likes to be scary with their beheadings, but Americans fighting for their land will do shit that hasn't been invented yet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 23, 2018 02:22 PM (aMlLZ)

336 If civil war goes hot they'll get buried, along with your historians.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 23, 2018 02:15 PM (aMlLZ)

True

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 23, 2018 02:22 PM (czkHE)

337 321 I think Rush was on to something last week about all the children being used lately (NRA protests, on tv, idiots on twitter, etc). Why do these lefties post shit about what their kids think/say/learn and, furthermore, why do they think we care?

I'll take one National Divorce, please.

Posted by: Eli Cash at April 23, 2018 02:20 PM (a+WIL)


No. They must be made to pay for their destruction.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 02:22 PM (Dp6qK)

338 334 Your applause for aberrant behavior is insufficient, citizen. "

Never stop clapping.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 02:21 PM (7LY+6)

Nope, never be the one to stop clapping first.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 02:22 PM (ycWCI)

339 334 Your applause for aberrant behavior is insufficient, citizen. "

Never stop clapping.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 02:21 PM (7LY+6)

===============

The secret is just to not be the first to stop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:22 PM (aFMSC)

340

Man, I love me some Count of Monte Cristo sandwiches. With rapeseed jam... Bennigan's had the best evah!

Posted by: Zombie Charlie Manson at April 23, 2018 02:22 PM (UFLLM)

341 My oldest starts first grade next year. We can't homeschool bc I am the primary wage-earner. I'm not sure there are even private schools that are safe from this crap. And even if you do believe this shit, why would you think it's appropriate for EIGHT YEAR OLDS??

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 23, 2018 02:15 PM (wLVcT)

Wow you have youngins...enjoy. Soon they will not want to be seen with you.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:22 PM (5y11N)

342
And we laughed when college students estimated the gay population at 30%. This isn't education, it's a recruitment program.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 02:22 PM (LOgQ4)

343 You know, these people share a thinking process with uneducated medieval peasants. "

"Dennis, there is some lovely filth down here..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 02:23 PM (7LY+6)

344
As insty likes to say, sending your kids to public school is child abuse.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2018 02:23 PM (r+sAi)

345 Teacher, leave those Kids Alone!!!!
=====

No dark sarcasm in the classroom . . .

-
I am just a new boy
Stranger in this town
Where are all the good times?
Who's gonna show this stranger around?
Ooh, I need a dirty woman
Ooh, I need a dirty girl

Well, somebody's got to be normal around here!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2018 02:23 PM (+y/Ru)

346 On what day do they learn about poop-noodles, Cleveland Steamers, and gerbiling?

Posted by: Minuteman at April 23, 2018 02:23 PM (z8hjD)

347 Americans fighting for their land will do shit that hasn't been invented yet.

the American Revolution in the Carolinas was *not* for the squeamish.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 23, 2018 02:23 PM (92Ez4)

348

HALP-HALP-HALP,, I'M TRAPPED IN DUH AIR PORT

OH AND -- EM MUSTARD FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 23, 2018 02:24 PM (mPeei)

349 343 You know, these people share a thinking process with uneducated medieval peasants. "

"Dennis, there is some lovely filth down here..."
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 02:23 PM (7LY+6)

Please. An 'anarcho-syndicate commune' please.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 02:24 PM (ycWCI)

350 110 Nobody is assigned a gender at birth. #AntiScience
Posted by: Lily at April 23, 2018 01:50 PM (vE443)
-------------------------
My neighbor down the road has a show champion Irish Setter who has just whelped 5 puppies. Alas, 4 of them are male. (Females command a higher price.)

She joked and said she would just "assign them female."
We had a good laugh.

Said neighbor is a retired sociology prof. IOW, she voted for the Bitch. (I mean Hillary, not the Irish Setter.)
But even she knows how crazy this gender stuff is.

The problem is that the rank and file Dems are terrified of speaking up.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 02:24 PM (0jtPF)

351 Wow, that Twatter feed is a hodgepodge of crazy.

We are definitely two different countires now. We don't even speak the same language anymore, even though we use the same words.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at April 23, 2018 02:24 PM (O9qtX)

352 Rapeseed

We've applied for a less disgusting name than the seed of rape.

Posted by: Rapeseeds at April 23, 2018 02:24 PM (6qfo/)

353 What they are doing in public education is child abuse.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:24 PM (5y11N)

354 Islam likes to be scary with their beheadings, but Americans fighting for their land will do shit that hasn't been invented yet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison
***************************************


This is something many urban Americans do not relate to.

Posted by: gNewt at April 23, 2018 02:25 PM (OB4KJ)

355 Ryder Rental Trucks should be banned

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:25 PM (5y11N)

356 Mrs. Peel, is it possible for Mr. Peel to homeschool? There are tons of free and online resources and I've heard you don't have to be a genius to do it.

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 23, 2018 02:25 PM (XKZwp)

357 Please. An 'anarcho-syndicate commune' please.

There you go, bringing class into it again..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 02:25 PM (7LY+6)

358 So, they will have more fighters...and they are vicious. It's not just soldiers, it's all people not Muslim.
=====

We get all the wimmenz and you get the dreck. Old rich guys get all the wimmenz so give us yours because every country needs military-age men without their own. /s

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 02:25 PM (MIKMs)

359 They start normalizing it even earlier.

Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 02:25 PM (ahV/f)

360 Hmmm, female Irish setters command higher prices? More docile, maybe?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 02:25 PM (ycWCI)

361 I love the errors in grammar. The placement of "only" makes a number of the sentences quite absurd. As a straight man, I only have romantic feelings towards women? Perhaps when I was a teenager. However, by now I can certainly have other feelings, such as revulsion when greeted by women who spout such things.

Perhaps the indoctrinator meant "A man who has romantic feelings for women only."

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at April 23, 2018 02:25 PM (3AGQM)

362 Hmm

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 23, 2018 02:25 PM (nQHw/)

363 witness says Ryder Truck was IN CONTROL as it ran down people in Toronto

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:26 PM (5y11N)

364 314 306 There is a reason you want your kids involved in organized sports in school. It introduces them to reality.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:18 PM (2LelM)

===============

Baseball. Junior is going to sign a major league contract at 18 with a nice cushy signing bonus.

I'll be set for life!
---------------------
What is his fastball clocking at?

Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:26 PM (2LelM)

365 My oldest starts first grade next year. We can't homeschool bc I am the
primary wage-earner. I'm not sure there are even private schools that
are safe from this crap. And even if you do believe this shit, why would
you think it's appropriate for EIGHT YEAR OLDS??



Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 23, 2018 02:15 PM (wLVcT)
==============================


My kids all attended Sacred Heart schools, switching to secular private schools after eighth grade, even though I am not Catholic. Absolutely fantastic education, even with the Social Justice crap sprinkled in.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 02:26 PM (rBnYq)

366 So, queer theory is now being taught as if it's as obviously as true as 2+2=4. Despite the fact that its central proposition--that how you feel governs the observable fact of your sex--is provably and obviously false. What a time to be alive.

Posted by: gts109 at April 23, 2018 02:26 PM (rX06+)

367 The problem is that the rank and file Dems are terrified of speaking up. "

They want to speak up, especially against the deplorables...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 02:26 PM (7LY+6)

368 And you, Jessica Valenti, are an evil demonic piece of shit for endorsing the sexualization of 2nd graders.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 02:26 PM (9TK8E)

369 Rapeseed

We've applied for a less disgusting name than the seed of rape.
Posted by: Rapeseeds at April 23, 2018 02:24 PM (6qfo/)


Canola.

Posted by: filbert at April 23, 2018 02:26 PM (953wK)

370 364 What is his fastball clocking at?
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:26 PM (2LelM)

================

30, but he's 4.

We've got some time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:26 PM (aFMSC)

371 So can we expect Islamic AI Trucks in our future?

Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:27 PM (2LelM)

372 The Nashville PoPo have nabbed the Waffle House gunman.


http://tinyurl.com/yatvyf67

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2018 02:27 PM (mpXpK)

373 Mommy, why is Miss Johnson's scrotum all hairy and wrinkly and droopy and mine is smooth and tight?

Posted by: Little Johnny at April 23, 2018 02:27 PM (2Mnv1)

374 I would assume someone, maybe everyone at that school is diddling kids.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2018 02:27 PM (MS0+a)

375 We've applied for a less disgusting name than the seed of rape.
Posted by: Rapeseeds at April 23, 2018 02:24 PM (6qfo/)


Changing the name worked for us.

Posted by: Brazil Nuts, formerly known as (CENSORED) at April 23, 2018 02:28 PM (6qfo/)

376 372 The Nashville PoPo have nabbed the Waffle House gunman.

Good news!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (6qfo/)

377 NY Daily News was very excited that the waffle house gunman was stopped by a man without a gun.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (LiyEm)

378 The Left likes to rant about the 1% ruling over the 99%. Ironically, they want the 1% of outliers to impose the rules on the 99% of normals.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (hMwEB)

379 Perhaps some morons/ettes who have homeschooled can provide tips and lessons learned to those who don't like the options that public/private schools provide in their area (or who can't afford them), if there is enough interest. I know I would be willing to share some of the lessons Mrs. SoCon and I have learned over the years.

Would there be interest? And if so, what would the main questions be?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (3AGQM)

380 Changing the name worked for us.
Posted by: Brazil Nuts, formerly known as (CENSORED) at April 23, 2018 02:28 PM (6qfo/)

Filberts?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (ycWCI)

381 So ... uh ... Jessica, is there anything you want to tell us, perchance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (+3KlA)

382 Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 23, 2018 02:15 PM (wLVcT)

Catholic schools are still free of it, and will remain so until they're outlawed. In fact, this is why they will be outlawed.



Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (ahV/f)

383 Remember when you could call Count of Monte Cristo 'romantic'?

Count of Mounty Crisco is the new approved romance version.

Posted by: wooga at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (lgrR2)

384 -that how you feel governs the observable fact of your sex-"

This is my rifle,
This is my gun
This is for fighting,
This is for fun...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (7LY+6)

385 378 The Left likes to rant about the 1% ruling over the 99%. Ironically, they want the 1% of outliers to impose the rules on the 99% of normals.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (hMwEB)

===============

That's democracy, comrade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (aFMSC)

386 Some Jesuit was (in)famously quoted as saying give me your child until 7 and I will have a convert for life.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (MIKMs)

387 370 364 What is his fastball clocking at?
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:26 PM (2LelM)

================

30, but he's 4.

We've got some time.
-----------------------
The tell is 83 mph at age 16. If he can do that there will be schools looking to sign him up. My son is at best 81-82 at 17. Good control with a change up, curve, slider and a rough sinker, but that won't get him looked at. Being tall is also important. Goes to headroom. How much weight can they put on them in four years. Short guys lose out big on this.

Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (2LelM)

388 The Nashville PoPo have nabbed the Waffle House gunman.

Good news!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (6qfo/)

Nah, it would have been better if he had come in horizontal it you get my drift

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (5y11N)

389 I would assume someone, maybe everyone at that school is diddling kids.
=======================

Oh lord, I hope not. Leave the kids alone! All these mentally ill adults trying to indoctrinate the innocent, all in the name of "inclusiveness" is rage-provoking.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 02:30 PM (rBnYq)

390 Changing the name worked for us.
Posted by: Brazil Nuts, formerly known as (CENSORED) at April 23, 2018 02:28 PM (6qfo/)

Filberts?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (ycWCI)


No, I'm Out And Proud as a Small WHITE Nut.

Posted by: filbert at April 23, 2018 02:30 PM (953wK)

391 Those who can afford to stay home and homeschool their children, but have them in government schools anyway are out of their minds.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2018 02:30 PM (TdMsT)

392 1) Who says it's confusing?
2) Who the fvck are the lgbbqtxyz to tell us what they demand to be called?
3) If we're to be outraged by her daughters class being taught this, show this picture in the context of a classroom, not some SJW workplace lunchroom.

I believe she's trying to gaslight the normies for clicks and outrage, but mostly clicks

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 23, 2018 02:30 PM (z79tQ)

393 If by confusing she means idiotic newspeak attempt at normalization then yeah I'm confused.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2018 02:30 PM (4ugnK)

394 380
Changing the name worked for us.

Posted by: Brazil Nuts, formerly known as (CENSORED) at April 23, 2018 02:28 PM (6qfo/)



Filberts?



Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (ycWCI)

Wrinkled taint nuts

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 23, 2018 02:30 PM (ymnmz)

395 That's democracy, comrade."

Tvarish.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 02:30 PM (7LY+6)

396 Changing the name worked for us.
Posted by: Brazil Nuts, formerly known as (CENSORED) at April 23, 2018 02:28 PM (6qfo/)

Filberts?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (ycWCI)

No, I'm Out And Proud as a Small WHITE Nut.
Posted by: filbert at April 23, 2018 02:30 PM (953wK)


Although I've heard people say my sister Hazel is pretty tasty.

Posted by: filbert at April 23, 2018 02:31 PM (953wK)

397 Ryder Rental Trucks should be banned

Posted by: Nevergiveup <<<



Agreed.

Posted by: Hertz-Penski at April 23, 2018 02:31 PM (OB4KJ)

398 McShit should not be able to just sit in AZ forforting his vote. There oughta be a law forcing a corpse to resign

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:31 PM (5y11N)

399 370 364 What is his fastball clocking at?
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:26 PM (2LelM)

================

30, but he's 4.

We've got some time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:26 PM (aFMSC)


Tug McGraw quote: "In the 60s I threw in the 90s. In the 90s I threw in the 60s."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 02:31 PM (+3KlA)

400 392 1) Who says it's confusing?
2) Who the fvck are the lgbbqtxyz to tell us what they demand to be called?
3) If we're to be outraged by her daughters class being taught this, show this picture in the context of a classroom, not some SJW workplace lunchroom.

I believe she's trying to gaslight the normies for clicks and outrage, but mostly clicks
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 23, 2018 02:30 PM (z79tQ)

============

Didn't work. I didn't click on her feed.

I like laughing from afar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:31 PM (aFMSC)

401 1382 Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 23, 2018 02:15 PM (wLVcT)

Catholic schools are still free of it, and will remain so until they're outlawed. In fact, this is why they will be outlawed.

Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (ahV/f)



This may depend upon the Order. Jesuit schools can be chock full of leftist SJW crap.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 23, 2018 02:31 PM (ujg0T)

402 Short guys lose out big on this."

Indeed. One of the jr mouses loved him some baseball - thankfully was F2, so height wasn't all that...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2018 02:32 PM (7LY+6)

403 Mrs. Peel, is it possible for Mr. Peel to homeschool? There are tons of free and online resources and I've heard you don't have to be a genius to do it.
Posted by: pookysgirl

I know many who have. You need a local group to work with, socialize, and check your progress. Doing it alone is hard.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2018 02:32 PM (MS0+a)

404 348

HALP-HALP-HALP,, I'M TRAPPED IN DUH AIR PORT

OH AND -- EM MUSTARD FOADDY-FI!!!



Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 23, 2018 02:24 PM (mPeei)
____________________________________

So, my question is this:

When they found the wig, how did the TSA know for sure it was Maxine Water's?

I know. Silly question.

Posted by: Roadkill Specialist at April 23, 2018 02:32 PM (ATVNj)

405 That's democracy, comrade.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (aFMSC)


Democracy is two wolves and a sheep selecting dinner.

I'm no more a fan of Democracy than any other form of Government that chooses winners and losers.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 02:32 PM (nhgiS)

406
I can't imagine why people choose to home school their children.

It is a mystery.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2018 02:32 PM (9q7Dl)

407 They are missing a category:

Description:
LA school teacher who frosts cookies with his semen, then gives those to kids as a reward for letting him put cockroaches on their face.

Label:
Teacher's Union Member

https://tinyurl.com/6lrhypb

Posted by: motionview at April 23, 2018 02:33 PM (pYQR/)

408 Watching the Left lose their shit over Kanye's retweeting of Scott Adams makes me slightly less pessimistic for some bizarre reason.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2018 02:33 PM (LNPd9)

409 406
I can't imagine why people choose to home school their children.

It is a mystery.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2018 02:32 PM (9q7Dl)

=============

Racism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:33 PM (aFMSC)

410 If you want more code pinkos > this is how you get more code pinkos.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2018 02:33 PM (t1c00)

411 >>342 And we laughed when college students estimated the gay population at 30%. This isn't education, it's a recruitment program. Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 02:22 PM (LOgQ4)

Wow, 30 percent? "Look at the man to your left. Now look at the man to your right. One of you does not like sex with women."

Posted by: Zod at April 23, 2018 02:33 PM (Bdeb0)

412 Democracy is two wolves and a sheep selecting dinner.

I'm no more a fan of Democracy than any other form of Government that chooses winners and losers.

-------------

Democracy works better when there are a bunch of competing democracies - sometimes they can form a form a federation of sorts. Maybe like a republic. We should try it.

Posted by: SH at April 23, 2018 02:34 PM (sX1BW)

413 Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'-m your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 02:26 PM (rBnYq)


That's easier to deal with. When they made my high school catholic school kids volunteer for the "underprivileged" they came away with the opposite impression than the SJWs intended. Just this morning my son was pointing out the $150 timberlanes on the "homeless" guy at the intersection and he knows about the many millions spent by the city on the spa-like shelter. When the school asked each home room to donate presents to a family they adopted for christmas, the kids get irritated by the request for things they themselves don't own.

Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 02:34 PM (ahV/f)

414 Why would his father make the guns accessible to his very troubled son. You'd think the SS arrest of him last July trying to scale a wall at the WH with weapons would have been a wake up call.

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 02:34 PM (oiNtH)

415 Hard to tell from the pic. Maybe a 1.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2018 01:39 PM (3GUVH)

I'd hit that, hard.

Posted by: Brass knuckles at April 23, 2018 02:34 PM (z79tQ)

416 408 Watching the Left lose their shit over Kanye's retweeting of Scott Adams makes me slightly less pessimistic for some bizarre reason.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2018 02:33 PM (LNPd9)

==============

We say it every cycle, but if you can get the black vote from 90-95% Democratic down to 75-80%, Democrats just simply stop winning national elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:34 PM (aFMSC)

417 OT:


Come to Starbucks for the Homeless People.

Stay for the Lice!


Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2018 02:34 PM (9q7Dl)

418 Tug McGraw quote: "In the 60s I threw in the 90s. In the 90s I threw in the 60s."
------------------------
First you have to get to the bigs. That takes speed. When you lose your fastball its all junk thereafter. Controlled junk is remarkably productive - it just doesn't get recruited.

Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:34 PM (2LelM)

419 hello trump store?

we'd like more, kthankbai.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 23, 2018 02:34 PM (Kuhyt)

420 Short guys lose out big on this.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (2LelM)


I met Randy Jones. He's maybe 5'10".

Maybe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 02:34 PM (+3KlA)

421 Although I've heard people say my sister Hazel is pretty tasty.
Posted by: filbert


I've eaten her. Repeatedly.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 23, 2018 02:35 PM (pQplJ)

422 The Left likes to rant about the 1% ruling over the
99%. Ironically, they want the 1% of outliers to impose the rules on the
99% of normals.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (hMwEB)

If I was a conspiracy dude, it almost seems like these shootings are just the right type of shootings for a leftist narrative, always when needed too. In just this latest example.

there is a shooting, the left screams about more laws
we say no, its a mental issue, keep guns away from them
Oh look, a mental dude who actually had his guns taken away somehow gets them back and shoots up the place. See??? guns are still the problem.
It just seems that these shooting always evolve to fit the leftist narrative. This was the latest example.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 23, 2018 02:35 PM (aMlLZ)

423 360 Hmmm, female Irish setters command higher prices? More docile, maybe?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 02:25 PM (ycWCI)
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The bitch is a show champion, as is the stud sire.
So, yeah. There are show-dog breeders who want females with fancy pedigrees like that.





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 02:35 PM (0jtPF)

424 How dare Jessica decide xher child is a 'daughter.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2018 02:35 PM (oVJmc)

425 And we laughed when college students estimated the gay population at 30%. This isn't education, it's a recruitment program.
=====

Will it be against the law in CA to perform 'gay conversion therapy' as a recruitment tool for gay power?

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 23, 2018 02:35 PM (MIKMs)

426
We say it every cycle, but if you can get the black vote from 90-95% Democratic down to 75-80%, Democrats just simply stop winning national elections.
---------------------------
Yep. A macho dude like Trump will strike out with black women but can make big inroads with black males.

Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:35 PM (2LelM)

427 377 NY Daily News was very excited that the waffle house gunman was stopped by a man without a gun.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (LiyEm)

But by a man with enough knowledge of guns to know you go for the gun on a reload, instead of cowering and waiting for your turn to die.

Can't have that either.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 02:36 PM (Dp6qK)

428 Maybe like a republic. We should try it.
Posted by: SH at April 23, 2018 02:34 PM (sX1BW)


Nah ... some other Democracy would do something I wouldn't like. And thats just icky.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 23, 2018 02:36 PM (nhgiS)

429 I know many who have. You need a local group to work with, socialize, and check your progress. Doing it alone is hard.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2018 02:32 PM


The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. The homeschool network is very open, welcoming, and sharing of information.

But anyone interested has to take that first step. The next ones are a lot easier.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 02:36 PM (LOgQ4)

430
Short people make good short stops. and second base. but then you need other inborn traits - you need to be transpeedier.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2018 02:36 PM (r+sAi)

431 Simple!

Posted by: TJ at April 23, 2018 02:36 PM (FrlL0)

432 Thank you, Starbucks.

Posted by: Interstae Underpasses Everywhere at April 23, 2018 02:36 PM (ATVNj)

433 You still have to watch the Catholic schools. We found a horrible book in the school library, now as soon as it was identified - it was gone and a message sent out to all the diocese schools to pull it. But it slipped thru.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2018 02:36 PM (MS0+a)

434 NY Daily News was very excited that the waffle house gunman was stopped by a man without a gun.
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (LiyEm)

He stopped him from shooting more but if he had a gun he would have stopped him from escaping.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2018 02:36 PM (4ugnK)

435 Monte Cristo sammiches are very romantic.

Posted by: Michael Moore at April 23, 2018 02:36 PM (DSlVW)

436 I tweeted my comment at 378 to the scrunt, along with this:

FACT: Sexualizing kids early is a key factor in pedophile grooming.
This includes exposure to the idea that sex is always goid no matter what.
Let kids be kids.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 23, 2018 02:37 PM (hMwEB)

437 The only time my child will ever walk into a public school is when I go to vote.

Posted by: Gridlock at April 23, 2018 02:37 PM (5G252)

438 Yep. A macho dude like Trump will strike out with black women but can make big inroads with black males.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:35 PM (2LelM)



Apparently, in 2016 that is what happened. Trump DID do better with African American men than GOP candidates usually do. But just the men.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 23, 2018 02:37 PM (ujg0T)

439 426 Yep. A macho dude like Trump will strike out with black women but can make big inroads with black males.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:35 PM (2LelM)

==============

And if Kanye suddenly "normalizes" a tiny sliver of conservatism within the black community (not Scott Adams, but the girl he tweeted the other day), that could start something.

Combine that with low unemployment touted by Trump as results of his policies, and we could see some the beginning of a movement.

Maybe.

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:37 PM (aFMSC)

440 Interesting that small children don't have the experience and confidence to reject brainwashing schemes perpetrated against them by designing adults.

Hell, I'll bet young kids are better at the taxonomy of Pokemon creatures too. Does this make the Pokemon creatures real?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 23, 2018 02:37 PM (OIiRj)

441 LGBTQ = those that will not be producing the next generation

Straight = the future

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 23, 2018 02:38 PM (bZ7mE)

442 Wonder if the father of her 2nd grader, is a non binary, gender queer turkey baster.

Posted by: TJ at April 23, 2018 02:38 PM (FrlL0)

443 377 NY Daily News was very excited that the waffle house gunman was stopped by a man without a gun.
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (LiyEm)

------------------

And I'll bet the NY Daily News will never ask the obvious question: "Sir, would you have preferred to have a gun at the time?"

One gun in the house probably means a couple less fatalities.

Posted by: Blake at April 23, 2018 02:38 PM (qC1Sy)

444 This may depend upon the Order. Jesuit schools can be chock full of leftist SJW cra

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 23, 2018 02:31 PM (ujg0T)


I don't consider Jesuits catholic BUT what I meant was that they don't teach this ridiculous "gender" bs and queer theory. Typically, elementary catholic schools aren't jesuit--those are usually high schools. By that time the kid should be mostly formed.

Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 02:38 PM (ahV/f)

445 So I'm a a Cis-sy.

Good to know. I guess.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 23, 2018 02:38 PM (xqfqx)

446 Why would his father make the guns accessible to his very troubled son. You'd think the SS arrest of him last July trying to scale a wall at the WH with weapons would have been a wake up call.
Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 02:34 PM (oiNtH)

If he did, he should be arrested. If he did not secure the weapons, he should be arrested

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:38 PM (5y11N)

447
420 Short guys lose out big on this.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (2LelM)

I met Randy Jones. He's maybe 5'10".

Maybe.
---------------------
There are a few, but it is rare. When I was a kid all short stops were maybe 5'8" and built like wire. Today most are 6' and look like outfielders. Talked with a minor leaguer and he flat out said if you aren't six foot you won't ever see the bigs.

Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:38 PM (2LelM)

448 408 Watching the Left lose their shit over Kanye's retweeting of Scott Adams makes me slightly less pessimistic for some bizarre reason.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2018 02:33 PM (LNPd9)
------------------------------
Yes, we must not neglect the good news, even if it may be found in the most bizarre places!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 02:38 PM (0jtPF)

449 If one of the definitions is "It's complicated and can mean many things!" then no - they don't get it and nobody else does either.

Posted by: Reality Man at April 23, 2018 02:38 PM (xOBRH)

450 We say it every cycle, but if you can get the black vote from 90-95% Democratic down to 75-80%, Democrats just simply stop winning national elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison <<<


There is a buried article in which the honcho of BET says PDT is good for black America.

Posted by: gNewt at April 23, 2018 02:39 PM (OB4KJ)

451 OT No Dem congresscritters invited to the State Dinner.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2018 02:39 PM (t1c00)

452 He stopped him from shooting more but if he had a gun he would have stopped him from escaping.
_____________________________________

Because he was homophobic.

He was afraid to grab the pantsless gunman by the dick.

See? Homophobia is bad.

Posted by: Shep at April 23, 2018 02:39 PM (ATVNj)

453 Multiple people dead in Toronto

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:39 PM (5y11N)

454 Wow, 30 percent? "Look at the man to your left. Now look at the man to your right. One of you does not like sex with women."

----------

Like the old 1/4 college students will be sexually assaulted. Sounds like sending your daughter to college is child abuse. Which at this point I think it is despite this fabricated statistic.

Posted by: SH at April 23, 2018 02:39 PM (sX1BW)

455 Public education is child abuse.

Posted by: Bob at April 23, 2018 02:39 PM (fVGlW)

456 420 Short guys lose out big on this.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (2LelM)

Short guys lose out big, period.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 02:39 PM (NWiLs)

457 450
There is a buried article in which the honcho of BET says PDT is good for black America.
Posted by: gNewt at April 23, 2018 02:39 PM (OB4KJ)

=================

A press outlet buried that news?

Weird...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:39 PM (aFMSC)

458 The Nashville PoPo have nabbed the Waffle House gunman.


http://tinyurl.com/yatvyf67

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2018 02:27 PM (mpXpK)

Article and Headline are at odds.

Posted by: golfman at April 23, 2018 02:39 PM (If3tB)

459 453 Multiple people dead in Toronto
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:39 PM (5y11N)

what's going on?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 23, 2018 02:39 PM (hMwEB)

460 Oh look, a mental dude who actually had his guns taken away somehow gets them back and shoots up the place. See??? guns are still the problem.
It just seems that these shooting always evolve to fit the leftist narrative. This was the latest example.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 23, 2018 02:35 PM (aMlLZ)

------------------

Or, if the shooting doesn't fit the narrative, down the memory hole it goes.

Posted by: Blake at April 23, 2018 02:40 PM (qC1Sy)

461 363 witness says Ryder Truck was IN CONTROL as it ran down people in Toronto
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:26 PM (5y11N)

Classic, just like Lyon and Berlin truck attacks.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

462 You'd think the SS arrest of him last July trying to scale a wall at the WH with weapons would have been a wake up call.

Posted by: Cheri at April 23, 2018 02:34 PM (oiNtH)


---

More importantly, it seems like that would carry some sort of jail time.

People die when the law is not enforced.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at April 23, 2018 02:40 PM (LV5XU)

463 what's going on?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 23, 2018 02:39 PM (hMwEB)

Ryder Rental van mowed down a bunch of people

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:40 PM (5y11N)

464 So, how hard is it to catch a psychotic 29-year-old with no pants running around in 55-degree weather?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 02:41 PM (ATVNj)

465 Vic. This article says yes, he has been arrested.

https://tnne.ws/2F7ggYF

Posted by: golfman at April 23, 2018 02:41 PM (If3tB)

466 Sexualizing kids early is a key factor in pedophile grooming.

Salon published an article a couple of years ago saying that "children are sexual creatures."

They are not.


But this is how it starts. The next frontier.


The kid who thinks sex =love=good=normal.


No.

Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 02:41 PM (ahV/f)

467 442 Wonder if the father of her 2nd grader, is a non binary, gender queer turkey baster.

Posted by: TJ at April 23, 2018 02:38 PM (FrlL0)


Turkey Baster loaded up with Premium Ivy League Douchebag.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 02:41 PM (9TK8E)

468 There is a buried article in which the honcho of BET says PDT is good for black America.

Posted by: gNewt at April 23, 2018 02:39 PM (OB4KJ)

And it is a doozie. First black American billionaire, not just any old black guy.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 02:41 PM (Dp6qK)

469


And here I thought when the lefties were crying about Jim Bakker wanting to get into everyone's bedrooms they were just trying to get in there first.

Hell, Jim Bakker isn't even this depraved and perverted.

But it's so fuckin fashionable!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at April 23, 2018 02:41 PM (AASEZ)

470 Almost none of the language in that propaganda poster is at a second grade level.

Posted by: SGTYork at April 23, 2018 02:41 PM (ITvKk)

471 464 So, how hard is it to catch a psychotic 29-year-old with no pants running around in 55-degree weather?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 02:41 PM (ATVNj)

At 55 degrees there was bound to be shrinkage.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

472 The Sheriff screwed up royally giving the guns back to the Father with a pinky swear that he would not give them back to the son and the Father should be arrested for acessory to murder.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2018 02:41 PM (4ugnK)

473 456 420 Short guys lose out big on this.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (2LelM)

Short guys lose out big, period.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 02:39 PM (NWiLs)


B...But, what about girth?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 02:42 PM (7UW64)

474 464 So, how hard is it to catch a psychotic 29-year-old with no pants running around in 55-degree weather?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 02:41 PM (ATVNj)

Well, he does present less of a profile.

*I denounce myself*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 02:42 PM (ycWCI)

475 T....When they made my high school catholic school kids volunteer for the "underprivileged" they came away with the opposite impression than the SJWs intended. Just this morning my son was pointing out the $150 timberlanes on the "homeless" guy at the intersection ....
Posted by: dagny


This reminds me of the time a couple of women were panhandling in the grocery store parking lot. So, they came up to me and one of the women is smoking cigarettes. A pack of cigs in Michigan is 6-7 dollars. No one was giving these women money.
And lately, when they panhandle, these people ask for "a few dollars". This freeloading is going on in the same areas where there are tons of stores and restaurants where they could work.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 23, 2018 02:42 PM (+lVUW)

476
This may depend upon the Order. Jesuit schools can be chock full of leftist SJW crap.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 23, 2018 02:31 PM (ujg0T)

Every Catholic kid I know who went to Jesuit-run schools ain't Catholic anymore.....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 02:42 PM (7uYFy)

477 473 456 420 Short guys lose out big on this.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:29 PM (2LelM)

Short guys lose out big, period.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 02:39 PM (NWiLs)


B...But, what about girth?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 02:42 PM (7UW64)

Har har.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 02:43 PM (NWiLs)

478 >>> somebody with an unspecified motive drove a van down a crowded Yonge Street sidewalk in Toronto today. Right now, they are reporting 14 injuries.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 02:17 PM (rBnYq)

Prayers everyone comes out of it alive. Except maybe minus the crazed driver.

How soon until Trudeau bans cars?

Posted by: LizLem at April 23, 2018 02:43 PM (hvf9s)

479 People die when the law is not enforced.

--------

Especially people named Trump.

Posted by: The Left at April 23, 2018 02:43 PM (vIjh1)

480 464 So, how hard is it to catch a psychotic 29-year-old with no pants running around in 55-degree weather?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 02:41 PM (ATVNj)

Asking for a friend?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 02:43 PM (Dp6qK)

481 First you have to get to the bigs. That takes speed. When you lose your fastball its all junk thereafter. Controlled junk is remarkably productive - it just doesn't get recruited.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:34 PM (2LelM)


Yep. Baseball guys in general are not overly bright. Evidence?

1. The recent over-shifting fad. Baseball has been played for over a century, but only now they've realized the benefit of over-shifting (apart from doing so against, e.g., Ted Williams). Where they wrong for a century, or are they wrong now?

2. The new-found inability of anybody to bunt when they're taught to do so holding the bat at 45 degree angle. WTF? That makes it harder to bunt, since you have to get both the horizontal and vertical locations just right, unlike holding the bat horizontally. Idiotic.

3. The 100 pitch bullshit. La Russa pulled that number out of his ass, and now it's accepted as Holy Writ. Also idiotic. The incidence of Tommy John surgeries would suggest that the 100 pitch limitation doesn't help much, if at all.

3. The tall pitcher craze. If you look closely, you'll see that some tall pitchers actually drop down quite low and in fact throw upwards slightly when they're going up the ladder on someone. Coaches blather about the downward plane of the incoming pitch, but overlook the obvious counterpoint, that most MLB hitters have an uppercut in their swing, so the dihedral angle isn't actually all that great.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 02:43 PM (+3KlA)

482 Talked with a minor leaguer and he flat out said if you aren't six foot you won't ever see the bigs.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:38 PM (2LelM)

Bullshit. One of the best hitters and players in the MLB is 5'6 and 165. Jose Altuve. Height has nothing to do with hand speed, vision. reflexes, and being able to drive a baseball consistently.

Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 02:43 PM (dmJhE)

483 B...But, what about girth?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 02:42 PM (7UW64)

According to an old girlfriend, more short guys than you'd think have A LOT going on "down there."

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 02:43 PM (7uYFy)

484 If this is what they are teching your kid in school, you may want a refund tuition.

Posted by: Marcus T, Not Really. I was Hacked at April 23, 2018 02:44 PM (VpIIl)

485 Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 02:43 PM (dmJhE)

He's talking about pitchers.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2018 02:44 PM (4ugnK)

486 Salon published an article a couple of years ago saying that "children are sexual creatures."

They are not.


But this is how it starts. The next frontier.


The kid who thinks sex =love=good=normal.


No.



Posted by: dagny at April 23, 2018 02:41 PM (ahV/f)

Nothing has made me angrier than having to tell my 12 year old son that men should not be touching him, and then explaining why.

These rump-raiders have destroyed innocence and should be hanged, drawn and quartered for the offense.

I have no patience with perverts, and I cannot fathom how society has developed any, either.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 02:44 PM (7UW64)

487 471 464 So, how hard is it to catch a psychotic 29-year-old with no pants running around in 55-degree weather?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 23, 2018 02:41 PM (ATVNj)

At 55 degrees there was bound to be shrinkage.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

Use a smaller trap?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 23, 2018 02:44 PM (Dp6qK)

488 475 This reminds me of the time a couple of women were panhandling in the grocery store parking lot. So, they came up to me and one of the women is smoking cigarettes. A pack of cigs in Michigan is 6-7 dollars. No one was giving these women money.
And lately, when they panhandle, these people ask for "a few dollars". This freeloading is going on in the same areas where there are tons of stores and restaurants where they could work.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 23, 2018 02:42 PM (+lVUW)


I remember there being a story a few years back about a family that made 60K/year Panhandling.

They weren't homeless, they just panhandled because they were making enough to live off of doing it.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 02:44 PM (9TK8E)

489 482 Talked with a minor leaguer and he flat out said if you aren't six foot you won't ever see the bigs.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:38 PM (2LelM)

Bullshit. One of the best hitters and players in the MLB is 5'6 and 165. Jose Altuve. Height has nothing to do with hand speed, vision. reflexes, and being able to drive a baseball consistently.
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 02:43 PM (dmJhE)

=============

To be fair, Altuve made a deal with the devil.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:44 PM (aFMSC)

490 Shemp is in his glory with the toronto stuff

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:44 PM (5y11N)

491

How dare Infidels get blood on our delivery van! We're suing!

Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 02:45 PM (UFLLM)

492 486 I have no patience with perverts, and I cannot fathom how society has developed any, either.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 02:44 PM (7UW64)

Hooray.
For.
Hollywood.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 02:45 PM (9TK8E)

493 483 B...But, what about girth?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 02:42 PM (7UW64)

According to an old girlfriend, more short guys than you'd think have A LOT going on "down there."

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 02:43 PM (7uYFy)


I dated a guy in college who was, um, vertically challenged. He told me, in all sincerity, that everyone had the same amount of skin....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 02:45 PM (7UW64)

494 426
We say it every cycle, but if you can get the black vote from 90-95% Democratic down to 75-80%, Democrats just simply stop winning national elections.
---------------------------
Yep. A macho dude like Trump will strike out with black women but can make big inroads with black males.

************

One thing that would help the GOP out greatly is to just have its candidates go out into the black (and Hispanic) communities within their district to meet with the people. Then the people will realize that the GOP candidates aren't a bunch of racists who hate blacks and Hispanics, which makes it easier for these people to vote for the GOP candidates.

Ed Morrissey (I know, I know) wrote a book about this a few years ago that detailed how a handful of GOP candidates for state and federal office did this and how it resulted in a higher than normal share of the minority vote, with the black community giving the GOP candidate something like 30% of their vote.

Results like this would make the GOP win many, many more seats in both houses of Congress, as well as put away any hope of the Democrats in winning the White House. Now, if only the GOP would do this in every district with a significant minority base...

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at April 23, 2018 02:45 PM (xxG/v)

495 Bullshit. One of the best hitters and players in the MLB is 5'6 and 165. Jose Altuve. Height has nothing to do with hand speed, vision. reflexes, and being able to drive a baseball consistently.
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 02:43 PM (dmJhE)

I agree. But they obviously have to "stand out" far and above the others to get noticed.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 02:45 PM (7uYFy)

496 The problem is that the rank and file Dems are terrified of speaking up.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille


Because it is acceptable to bully anyone who says anything the left considers unacceptable.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 23, 2018 02:45 PM (+lVUW)

497 481 That stuff annoys metoo along with position players other than catchers needing days off.Supposed to be the best athletes ever with year around conditioning and great diets and exercise and they can't even play ever day or if they are a pitcher throw a fucking complete game.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 02:45 PM (LiyEm)

498 You still have to watch the Catholic schools. We found a horrible book in the school library, now as soon as it was identified - it was gone and a message sent out to all the diocese schools to pull it. But it slipped thru.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2018 02:36 PM


They pretty much accept any donated books. I set up a CS library with hardware, scanners, and custom data base software. While perusing the data base I discovered 'Little Black Sambo' had been entered.

I didn't have time to drill-down into the backstory of the book just suggested to the librarian to take a look and consider pulling it. When you have five to ten thousand books on the shelves, yeah, some stuff is gonna slip through.

One book out of five or ten thousand is statistically insignificant. Unless one is looking for moral outrage.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 02:46 PM (LOgQ4)

499 How dare Infidels get blood on our delivery van! We're suing!
Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 02:45 PM (UFLLM)

Just piggy back on the democratic one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:46 PM (5y11N)

500 Gender class is tough!




Posted by: Big-Boobed Barbie Pining for Dickless Ken at April 23, 2018 02:46 PM (8iiMU)

501 490 Shemp is in his glory with the toronto stuff
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:44 PM (5y11N)

DON'T GO NEAR RYDER TRUCK RENTAL PLACES! ATTEMPT NO APPROACH! THEY ARE KILLING PEOPLE!

Posted by: Shep Smith at April 23, 2018 02:46 PM (ycWCI)

502 To be fair, Altuve made a deal with the devil.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:44 PM (aFMSC)

In Seattle, they were measuring distance of home runs in "Altuves."

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 02:46 PM (7UW64)

503 490 Shemp is in his glory with the toronto stuff
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:44 PM (5y11N)

Cannibalism at the SkyDome!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 02:46 PM (NWiLs)

504 496 The problem is that the rank and file Dems are terrified of speaking up.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille

Because it is acceptable to bully anyone who says anything the left considers unacceptable.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 23, 2018 02:45 PM (+lVUW)

=============

"Don't worry, this will never come back to bite us. Ever."
-Robespierre

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:46 PM (aFMSC)

505 There are a few, but it is rare. When I was a kid all short stops were maybe 5'8" and built like wire. Today most are 6' and look like outfielders. Talked with a minor leaguer and he flat out said if you aren't six foot you won't ever see the bigs.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:38 PM (2LelM)


This is sadly true. I know a scout for the Rangers, and he says the same thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 02:46 PM (+3KlA)

506 Salon published an article a couple of years ago saying that "children are sexual creatures."


That is so messed up, on so many levels. Who even thinks like that? Rhetorical question, I guess.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 23, 2018 02:46 PM (vtcmf)

507
Sex ed will be biologically oriented and only taught to Junior High and older students.

Posted by: The 80's Left, with its fingers crossed behind its back at April 23, 2018 02:46 PM (vIjh1)

508 shhh! we Astros fans want to keep Altuve.

I mean... yeeeeah, short guys suck at the baseball. that's the ticket!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 23, 2018 02:46 PM (92Ez4)

509 490 Shemp is in his glory with the toronto stuff

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 23, 2018 02:44 PM (5y11N)

THEY ARE EATING PEOPLE IN THE ASTROVAN!!

Posted by: SHEP! at April 23, 2018 02:47 PM (Dp6qK)

510 I don't see owl kin on that chart.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 23, 2018 02:47 PM (EJCuw)

511 And lately, when they panhandle, these people ask for "a few dollars". This freeloading is going on in the same areas where there are tons of stores and restaurants where they could work.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 23, 2018 02:42 PM (+lVUW)

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Yeah, more than a few times I've seen someone begging yet, somehow, they manage to have a cellphone.

Also, I years ago, I worked in a local stop and rob where the EBT machine was out of order. Every single time I told someone with an EBT card the machine didn't work, they paid cash. Every. Single. Time.

Posted by: Blake at April 23, 2018 02:47 PM (qC1Sy)

512 I dated a guy in college who was, um, vertically challenged. He told me, in all sincerity, that everyone had the same amount of skin....
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 02:45 PM (7UW64)

Not all men are "created equal." Any guy who's ever spent two minutes in a locker room will tell you that.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 02:47 PM (7uYFy)

513
One book out of five or ten thousand is statistically insignificant. Unless one is looking for moral outrage.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 02:46 PM (LOgQ4)


Sure, right up until it's your kid who is getting exposed to God-knows-what.

Then it is plenty significant.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 02:47 PM (7UW64)

514 Cannibalism at the SkyDome!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 02:46 PM (NWiLs)

And the CN Tower!

Posted by: Not a Canuck at April 23, 2018 02:48 PM (8iiMU)

515 493 483 B...But, what about girth?
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 02:42 PM (7UW64)

According to an old girlfriend, more short guys than you'd think have A LOT going on "down there."

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 02:43 PM (7uYFy)


I dated a guy in college who was, um, vertically challenged. He told me, in all sincerity, that everyone had the same amount of skin....
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 02:45 PM (7UW64)

Unfortunately just about any adult male under 5'10" goes to the back of the line. Income, professional success, sexual success.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 02:48 PM (NWiLs)

516 Talked with a minor leaguer and he flat out said if you aren't six foot you won't ever see the bigs.
Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:38 PM (2LelM)

Bullshit. One of the best hitters and players in the MLB is 5'6 and 165. Jose Altuve. Height has nothing to do with hand speed, vision. reflexes, and being able to drive a baseball consistently.
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 02:43 PM (dmJhE)

=============

To be fair, Altuve made a deal with the devil.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April

I was small and could make contact regular l and I got walked alot. I also grounded out alot.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2018 02:48 PM (MS0+a)

517 506 Salon published an article a couple of years ago saying that "children are sexual creatures."

That is so messed up, on so many levels. Who even thinks like that? Rhetorical question, I guess.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 23, 2018 02:46 PM (vtcmf)

So, what was so horrible about the 50's again? Seems like the Elysian fields for a kid compared to today.

Hell, even the 80's.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 02:48 PM (ycWCI)

518 Sodomy has its own language?

Posted by: aelfheld at April 23, 2018 02:48 PM (IxDhF)

519 Oh, Jessica honey, it's all fun and games until your kid becomes the target of the witch hunt. Just wait 'til your little darling says something "inappropriate" in class. Not gonna happen because your woke kid gets it? You'll be stunned and shocked, because you're an idiot, at the response by the authorities.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 23, 2018 02:48 PM (2NqXo)

520 How is there not a civil war going on internally within the school district? Are the biology teachers going along with this cisgender nonsense?

Posted by: Orson at April 23, 2018 02:48 PM (YYfJ4)

521 520 of course they are,they just want to get paid.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 02:49 PM (LiyEm)

522 @422

There is no need for conspiracy.

The vast overwhelming majority of gun crimes especially at both the state and fed level are pled down or dropped entirely.

So these fucks know what they are doing, they want this shit to happen.

If we had a zero tolerance policy towards gun crime where we were handing out 25 year sentences, violent crime would drop to imperceptible levels.

Roughly 2pct of the population is responsible for 99pct of the problems.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2018 02:49 PM (g8cRT)

523 518 Sodomy has its own language?
Posted by: aelfheld at April 23, 2018 02:48 PM (IxDhF)

Yes, but it's kind of muffled while biting a pillow.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 02:50 PM (NWiLs)

524 19 Yet they can't write in cursive. Sad.
___________________

That's real retarded, sir.

Posted by: Jeantel at April 23, 2018 02:50 PM (fqUgw)

525
According to an old girlfriend, more short guys than you'd think have A LOT going on "down there."

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I am a teapot short and stout
this is my handle and this is my spout

Posted by: Short dudes at April 23, 2018 02:50 PM (vIjh1)

526 Why is it important that 2nd grade kids understand this subject?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Not Woke atall at April 23, 2018 01:40 PM (roQNm)

I wonder whether anyone thought ti ask Jessica that basic and reasonable question.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 02:51 PM (tpDAe)

527 515 Unfortunately just about any adult male under 5'10" goes to the back of the line. Income, professional success, sexual success.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 02:48 PM (NWiLs)


Yeah, when one of the office harpies retires this summer, there's no way I'm getting her position.

They don't promote someone who's only 5'5".

Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 02:51 PM (9TK8E)

528 You'll be stunned and shocked, because you're an idiot, at the response by the authorities.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at April 23, 2018 02:48 PM (2NqXo)

When my son was in 4th grade, the principal called the cops on him because he touched a girl's butt when they were playing tag on the playground.

I was justifiably outraged, the cop was mystified, and my son thought he was going to jail for playing a game.

This is the state of the school system now--you can teach them how to buttfuck but you can't let them play tag.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 23, 2018 02:51 PM (7UW64)

529 If we had a zero tolerance policy towards gun crime where we were handing out 25 year sentences, violent crime would drop to imperceptible levels.

Roughly 2pct of the population is responsible for 99pct of the problems.
Posted by: Kreplach at April 23, 2018 02:49 PM (g8cRT)

Sorta like looking the other way when students break the law.

Nothing could ever go wrong.

Posted by: Sheriff Israel at April 23, 2018 02:51 PM (If3tB)

530 Fells like a Nood is immanent. (No nood yet.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

531 495 Bullshit. One of the best hitters and players in the MLB is 5'6 and 165. Jose Altuve. Height has nothing to do with hand speed, vision. reflexes, and being able to drive a baseball consistently.
Posted by: Monk at April 23, 2018 02:43 PM (dmJhE)

I agree. But they obviously have to "stand out" far and above the others to get noticed.
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Monk, the Kirby Puckett mighty mite still exists, it just where on defense do you play the short guy? You will be giving up range and overhead defense. Maybe catcher, but if you've noticed catchers in the bigs are big boys nowadays.

Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:51 PM (2LelM)

532 Well endowed without skills can keep you in the game for awhile. Average with skills just a little better.

Well endowed with skills and you have free admission just about anywhere you want.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2018 02:51 PM (4ugnK)

533 518 Sodomy has its own language?
Posted by: aelfheld at April 23, 2018 02:48 PM (IxDhF)

There are so many ways to approach this, none of them savory.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 23, 2018 02:51 PM (RD7QR)

534 I am a teapot short and stout
this is my handle and this is my spout
Posted by: Short dudes at April 23, 2018 02:50 PM (vIjh1)

Which one of 52 gender categories do you fit in?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2018 02:52 PM (tpDAe)

535 I have no dog in this hunt but I called the TX Board of Education at least 5 times when k Jennings was the safe school czar.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2018 02:52 PM (t1c00)

536 506 Salon published an article a couple of years ago saying that "children are sexual creatures."

That is so messed up, on so many levels. Who even thinks like that?
____________________

Oooh, I know! I know! I know!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 23, 2018 02:52 PM (fqUgw)

537 Well endowed with skills and you have free admission just about anywhere you want.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 23, 2018 02:51 PM (4ugnK)

Preach it!!

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at April 23, 2018 02:52 PM (If3tB)

538 520 How is there not a civil war going on internally within the school district? Are the biology teachers going along with this cisgender nonsense?

*************

Such as putting ideology aside and teaching real science, like what Natural Selection has to say about who produces the next generation and how?

These folks were awfully quiet when gays and lesbians were having their day in the political arena a decade ago.

Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at April 23, 2018 02:53 PM (xxG/v)

539

You Infidels dented our van!!!!!11!!!!!

Posted by: ISIS Ike at April 23, 2018 02:53 PM (UFLLM)

540 @NatashaFatah
#BREAKING Witness to truck ramming into pedestrians tells local Toronto TV station that the driver looked wide-eyed, angry and Middle Eastern.

arrest that eye witness for hate sight!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 23, 2018 02:53 PM (hMwEB)

541
One book out of five or ten thousand is statistically insignificant. Unless one is looking for moral outrage.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic

Or, when your kid brings it to you and says it's bad

FYI

13: Thirteen stories that capture the agony and ecstasy of being Thirteen, James Howe

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2018 02:53 PM (MS0+a)

542 Oh hell, there's more people with triple nipples and you don't see that on a second grade lesson graphic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 23, 2018 02:53 PM (/2ntM)

543 Nood. Leaks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 23, 2018 02:54 PM (ycWCI)

544 nood

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 23, 2018 02:54 PM (hMwEB)

545 Bottom line: The Left can make crude jokes about LGBTs/LGBT behavior provided the target is an icky Republican or conservative.

For example: Maher joking that Michael Cohen said he'd take a bullet for Trump, but would he take a dick for him?

LOL, prison rape is soooo funny! /not

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2018 02:54 PM (W+vEI)

546 540 It's not like they have a track record for doing this sort of thing....

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 02:54 PM (LiyEm)

547 538
Such as putting ideology aside and teaching real science, like what Natural Selection has to say about who produces the next generation and how?

These folks were awfully quiet when gays and lesbians were having their day in the political arena a decade ago.
Posted by: Sasquatch the Original trans-Wookie at April 23, 2018 02:53 PM (xxG/v)

==========

I remember tales of biology teachers bravely standing up to school boards that insisted on not teaching evolution by teaching evolution.

Will we get Hollywood tales of the brave teacher who stands up to the school board while teaching that there are only two sexes?

Should I hold my breath?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at April 23, 2018 02:54 PM (aFMSC)

548 #BREAKING Witness to truck ramming into pedestrians tells local Toronto TV station that the driver looked wide-eyed, angry and Middle Eastern.
---------------------------------------------------------------

Well, that narrows it down to 98.7% of the male Muslim population....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 02:54 PM (7uYFy)

549 Yeah, when one of the office harpies retires this summer, there's no way I'm getting her position.

They don't promote someone who's only 5'5".
Posted by: Hikaru at April 23, 2018 02:51 PM (9TK8E)

That sucks. It's completely unfair, there's nothing you can do about it, but it's just one of many shitty facts of life.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 02:55 PM (NWiLs)

550 Nood. Whew. Thought I would end up re-using that nasty sock.

Posted by: golfman at April 23, 2018 02:55 PM (If3tB)

551 497 481 That stuff annoys metoo along with position players other than catchers needing days off.Supposed to be the best athletes ever with year around conditioning and great diets and exercise and they can't even play ever day or if they are a pitcher throw a fucking complete game.
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It was common in the olden days for a starting pitcher to pitch double headers. I think the mound was 15 inches in those days and the strike zone fairly wide.

Posted by: Gumby at April 23, 2018 02:55 PM (2LelM)

552 Big-boobed Shep!-in-training Liz Claman looks pretty good today, wearing a tan top and revealing a hint of cleavage.

She is pronouncing French President Macron like "macaw" I think.
Other than that I have no clue what she is babbling about.




Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 23, 2018 02:55 PM (8iiMU)

553 the driver looked wide-eyed, angry and Middle Eastern.

took a wrong turn for the snack bar ?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 23, 2018 02:55 PM (92Ez4)

554 97 Isn't Planet X supposed to wipe us out today?
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 01:48 PM (LiyEm)

We should be so lucky...

Posted by: Gridlock at April 23, 2018 02:55 PM (5G252)

555 497 481 That stuff annoys metoo along with position players other than catchers needing days off.Supposed to be the best athletes ever with year around conditioning and great diets and exercise and they can't even play ever day or if they are a pitcher throw a fucking complete game.
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2018 02:45 PM (LiyEm)


Back in the day, you stayed in as long as you were effective.

Nowadays as soon as a pitcher gets to 100 pitches, they get the hook. I doubt that many pitchers are happy about that. It is true that batters get used to you after a couple times through the order, but ...

Oh, and another thing: calling pitches from the dugout. Fuck that. I'll decide what I throw, not the coach/ manager, since I'm the one who gets charged with the hits/runs. If he wants to do this, let him come out here and throw. Every coach/ manager now seems to think he's playing a video game.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 02:55 PM (+3KlA)

556
When ten thousand people donate ten thousand books to a Catholic School library who-the-hell has time to investigate the political correctness or level of gaiety or whatever of every single book?

Anyone who is unfamiliar with the 'moby' concept and wants to feign moral outrage over a single book is venturing into 'shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?' territory.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 02:55 PM (LOgQ4)

557 How is there not a civil war going on internally within the school district? Are the biology teachers going along with this cisgender nonsense?
Posted by: Orson

Union rukes

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2018 02:55 PM (MS0+a)

558 "Wide eyed, angry and Middle -Eastern is no way to go through life, son."

Posted by: Dean Womer at April 23, 2018 02:56 PM (7uYFy)

559 Well kids, it's like this:
There are two genders, and many types of mental illness about gender. Encouraging and enabling said mental illnesses puts the mentally ill and also potential victims of the mentally ill at greater risk. Potential victims include children, who may be molested, raped, or directed into gender mental illness of their own. Male and female homosexuals often do not reproduce in the usual way, but by grooming other people's children into a life of perversion and misery. Such felons are part of the Left, which in general is against personal responsibility, and in favor of vicious coercion into The Collective of individuals who wish to remain individual.

The Left in general, due to their irresponsibility and selfisness, often find creating children of their own too burdensome to tolerate, but satisfy the longing for progeny of their own by turning other people's children into Leftist pod people by deception, trickery, shaming, and coercion, none of which, as practiced by the Left, are admirable or legitimate ways to shape society.

Fight these liars everywhere you find them, children.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 23, 2018 02:56 PM (xl7E9)

560 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 02:43 PM (+3KlA)

It sounds to me that they are just reciting aphorisms without any actual knowledge; something about as close to chanting magic spells as you can get.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - General Mayhem 50% off at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2018 02:56 PM (hLRSq)

561 Tangentially OT - I love seeing the Dems shooting themselve in the foot by not confirming Pompeo as SoS as Trump is ramping up to meet with Rocket Boy, a meeting Pompeo set up. Then there is the brilliant lawsuit. The election ads write themselves.

The Dem strategy:
1. Stick Dick in blender.
2. Set to Purée.
3. Switch on and scream Take that, Trump you idiot!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 23, 2018 02:57 PM (3d0hn)

562 560 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 02:43 PM (+3KlA)

It sounds to me that they are just reciting aphorisms without any actual knowledge; something about as close to chanting magic spells as you can get.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - General Mayhem 50% off at the Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2018 02:56 PM (hLRSq)


I think that that's exactly right. They're like business guys chasing the most recent business fad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2018 02:58 PM (+3KlA)

563 Any mother or father who would go along with this horse shit is utterly falling down on the job, and is treating their kid like a vanity project. Your job is to make your kid autonomous and strong, not use them to get praise from other weak failed adults.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 23, 2018 02:59 PM (xl7E9)

564 Forgot,

Our school has no donated books.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2018 03:00 PM (MS0+a)

565 515---Unfortunately just about any adult male under 5'10" goes to the back of the line. Income, professional success, sexual success.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 23, 2018 02:48 PM (NWiLs)
------------------------
Paul Newman disagrees, as do many, many others.
Height is only one of many things considered positive in a male and shortness is not a disqualifier.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 03:00 PM (0jtPF)

566 "Ryder Rental Trucks should be banned"

NO!!!

They simply need to be limited to a speed slightly slower than a pedestrian.

With a capacity of a standard shopping cart.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2018 03:01 PM (EyPfd)

567 Didn't know about the van attack until now so I hit the TV a minute ago.

Yonge (main street N-S) and Finch (E-W) in the city's far north area. Don't know the ethnic makeup of the area but some "viewer's footage" just aired on TV news here shows a nearby building with large Arabic script name/advertising on it.

Cops arrested the guy who appeared to have a handgun but dropped it. Can't make out what he looks like.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2018 03:02 PM (VBKy9)

568 Paul Newman disagrees, as do many, many others.
Height is only one of many things considered positive in a male and shortness is not a disqualifier.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 23, 2018 03:00 PM (0jtPF)

Being a 6 footer ain't a free ride.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 03:03 PM (7uYFy)

569 Yonge (main street N-S) and Finch (E-W) in the city's far north area. Don't know the ethnic makeup of the area but some "viewer's footage" just aired on TV news here shows a nearby building with large Arabic script name/advertising on it.

Every major city has a Muslim or Arab presence. Every one.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2018 03:04 PM (7uYFy)

570 Yet another reason why I home school.

Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at April 23, 2018 03:05 PM (Ajsny)

571 Our school has no donated books.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2018 03:00 PM


Must be nice living in such a wealthy area. Or perhaps the library is extremely small.

Oversight of even a modest library of 5,000 to 10,000 books is a time consuming task. I was unpaid. I'm sorry that one book did not meet with your approval.

* pauses*

But now I'm over it.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 23, 2018 03:05 PM (LOgQ4)

572 There's also a church in the area although I couldn't make out the name or denomination.

Perp is light-skinned (can't tell if really light or "Mediterranean") with shaved head. May have a very-short beard.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2018 03:08 PM (VBKy9)

573 Oddly enough, Google's top autofinish for "Yonge and..." is now "Finch" and not any other major E-W street. I wonder why?

There's also a Starbucks in the area. That must be it!

Looking at signage on street-view it looks like mainly oriental script.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2018 03:15 PM (VBKy9)

574 570 Yet another reason why I home school.
Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at April 23, 2018 03:05 PM (Ajsny)

I just tuned in, saw this, and thought, are you effing kidding me? Second grade? Is learning math and reading and writing too heteronormative now?

Home schooling for the win. What curriculum do you use?

Posted by: moki at April 23, 2018 03:27 PM (V+V48)

575 Deplorable Jay Guevara: "This is sadly true. I know a scout for the Rangers, and he says the same thing."

Heh. Advice from the Rangers.

Run away! Do the opposite! Hire all the short people you can!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 23, 2018 03:52 PM (H8S+R)

576 Easier "grid":
Straight = normal people attracted to their complimentary sex
Everything else = not normal, though varying degrees of how much we care
Transgender = confused people who need psychological help, though some of them have actual medical conditions we should treat, too

Did I cover it all?

Posted by: GWB at April 23, 2018 04:01 PM (bPZSS)

577 Democrats will experiment on anyone, even their children.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 23, 2018 01:37 PM (rBnYq)


Well, they're willing to kill them in the womb. Experimenting on them after they're born is nothing in that.

(You have read Brave, New World, right? To them it's an instruction manual.)

Posted by: GWB at April 23, 2018 04:05 PM (bPZSS)

578 Because of the glare in the picture, it looks like the definition for Transgender is: "Person who is ass ... but doesn't identify that way".

Posted by: jim at April 23, 2018 04:28 PM (gjGvH)

579 Vile

Posted by: JoshO at April 23, 2018 05:08 PM (fR+If)

580 Lesbian - homosexual.
Gay - homosexual.
Bi - homosexual, has not accepted the inevitable outcome.
Transgender - homosexual.
Cisgender - doesn't exist in reality. XX, XXX or XY, XXY as assigned
by biology regardless of birth.
Queer - doesn't exist in reality.
Straight - self evident.

Posted by: Squirmn at April 23, 2018 05:23 PM (TfB0F)

581 I've got you're gender fluid right here

Posted by: Chicago Vota at April 23, 2018 06:10 PM (sqnw6)

582 Sick fucks.

Dressing up anal sex as "romantic"??

I would get my son out of that school, pronto!

Posted by: Pam at April 23, 2018 07:31 PM (5FhpD)

583 https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news

michelle obama can't wait to have pyjama party with prince william and kate middletons new baby boy

yuck

Posted by: quoiba at April 23, 2018 10:11 PM (FS2JK)

584 Hey Ace, I took photos of a high school handbook's chapter on human sexual identity. The questions, activities and definitions and so forth. If these would be of interest, I'll find a way to get them to you.

Posted by: I'd rather be surfin at April 24, 2018 12:21 AM (pN3as)

585 After looking at that display, I don't think 2nd graders understand it either.

Posted by: Rick67 at April 24, 2018 07:01 AM (oqlb/)

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