Former Staffer Complains That Egg McMuffin Hasn't Paid Many Staffers and Never Plans to Do So

Eternal values. Unwavering principles. Uncompromising character.

Fly-by-night deadbeat. Slick-skulled grifter. Shiftless light-fingered nosferatu.


Former presidential candidate Evan McMullin owes his former campaign staff members tens of thousands of dollars and most believe he has no intention of ever paying them, a former campaign worker tells The Daily Caller News Foundation.

Right before McMullin’s failed bid for president in 2016 as the conservative alternative to President Donald Trump, the campaign was inundated with debt. The disastrous fiscal situation was a combination of frivolous spending by McMullin and his campaign manager Joel Searby, according to the former staffer.

McMullin received news weeks before Election Day 2016 about how dire the campaign's finances were, and he had "no remorse" and said "I have qualms about this thing ending badly in debt," the former staffer claimed. McMullin's cavalier attitude towards the campaign's spending struck many as a surprise, particularly because he billed himself as a fiscal conservative, he added.

The staffer also claims the campaign never paid him somewhere between 12-15 thousand dollars on top of a few thousand dollars in reimbursements. While he has since recovered, he expressed concern about former staffers with "families and children."

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"To me, Evan didn't really seem to understand or care that there were families that this debt really hurt," the former staffer said. "He doesn't want to make good on any of this."

Both McMullin and his running mate Mindy Finn have tried raising funds in Silicon Valley for future political endeavors with little success. Currently, the two lead Stand Up Republic, an advocacy group focused on criticizing the president and pressuring House Republicans to take action against what they see as Trump’s policy of "[conceding] to Vladimir Putin."

Their work with Stand Up Republic, which is funded primarily by the Democracy Fund, is their primary source of income, the former staffer said.

"There’s no way he could have any other source of income, he never landed a contributorship" with either MSNBC or CNN, he said.

#WhoFundsEggMcMuffin?

Daniel Greenfield writes this about "The Democracy Fund:"

The Democracy Fund is a creature of Persian billionaire Pierre Omidyar. He's also the guy behind The Intercept. While McMullin lectures us on national security, his sugar daddy funds a site most closely associated with terrorist supporters like Glenn Greenwald.

That's too harsh about Gleen, but it is interesting that the allegedly super-hard-core national security hawk is funded nigh-exclusively by a guy who is simultaneously pushing a leftwing, peace-at-any-costs, more-people-die-in-car-crashes-than-in-terrorist-attacks site.

It's almost like the mission is just to weaken America and make it less of an influence, not more of one, in the wider world.

Conservatives should totally get behind Egg McMuffin. Ehhh... it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville kind of idea.


McMullin... McMullin... McMullin... McMullin...

Oh by the way: What was the name of con artist who foisted this other con artist on us?

Didn't Bill Kristol -- master of the Long Con on strong cons -- have something to do with cooking this grift up?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:30 PM




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1 No money for you!

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:23 PM (BdsCV)

2 Renege McMuffin

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 03:24 PM (7uYFy)

3


Sooo, does this guy just go get a job somewhere after doing this?

LOL

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at April 19, 2018 03:24 PM (AASEZ)

4 Paying creditors is Not Who We Are.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 03:24 PM (oVJmc)

5 Remember when the Nevertrumpers were accusing Trump of stiffing contractors to attract other mush heads to essentially vote for hillary?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:24 PM (Dp6qK)

6 He is also supported by the "Human Fund"

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:25 PM (BdsCV)

7 "Policy of conceding to Vladimir Putin?"

Um, examples....?


Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 03:25 PM (eytER)

8 Stiffing working people with families IS who we are.

Posted by: Eggy McMuphin at April 19, 2018 03:25 PM (pw+jk)

9 Is this the guy who has failed to file required financial disclosure forms?

Put the FBI on it. They have some crackerjack forensic accountants who live for this kinda thing.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 03:25 PM (roQNm)

10 I am trying to remember the purpose of McMullin...

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:26 PM (zSVEm)

11 Did the people working for McMuffin expect him to win? Or was it just a paying job for them? Because the first week I didn't get a check, it'd be bye bye Eggy

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:26 PM (BdsCV)

12 I told you Egg McMuffins were cheap.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 03:26 PM (HgMAr)

13 Those assholes who signed on with his "campaign" deserve to lose every cent of money they ever hoped to get.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 03:26 PM (k1TUh)

14 I gave up on Twitter, and won't even go on there any longer. Is anyone giving McMuffin crap about this?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 03:26 PM (eytER)

15 Just who does this guy think he is?

Posted by: Hillary at April 19, 2018 03:26 PM (djCea)

16 I was at a penis sipping event with my good friend and staunch true conservative Bill Kristol and we both think penis should be sipped not gulped and Trump is a poopy head....but mostly penis is to be sipped.

Posted by: Eggy McMuphin at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (pw+jk)

17 I'm sure a guilty conscience will move Bill Kristol to pay these bills post haste.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilence Committee supporter at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (LISuA)

18 Watch yourselves.

Bill Kristol told me he was a Egg McMuffin was a conservative.

Remember Reagan's 11th Commandment.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (If3tB)

19 What differs Kristol from a buzzard turd? Eventually the buzzard turd will stop stinking.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (AoLFQ)

20 Who does this man think he is.

Only marxists can get people to work for no compensation.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (EoRCO)

21 Best of luck to you, Evan! And please stop calling me!
Cheers!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (O5Q3r)

22 Too bad we don't have debtor's prison any more.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (uLuPn)

23 So no one has set up a Go Fund me page yet?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (UXHfL)

24 Calling McMuffin's campaign a 'failed bid for the presidency' is like calling a bug's flight a 'failed encounter with a windshield.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (oVJmc)

25 Dear "GOP Smart Set" Political Operatives who aided Eggs McMuffin in trying to tip the race to Grandma....

"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares."

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (SzZnW)

26 Shiftless light-fingered nosferatu.

Ace, I love you in a completely platonic, non-Ewok sex way.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (Boy/L)

27 Some guys who worked for the Breakfast Sandwich's campaign might not get paid. Checking Give-A-Shit meter...

Huh. Damn thing seems to be dead.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (pvjTE)

28 >>>13 Those assholes who signed on with his "campaign" deserve to lose every cent of money they ever hoped to get.

true. This is an organized media campaign being ring-led by people whose names you'd know to pressure him into raising money to pay them.

I don't really want to see these people paid. I don't like this passive-aggressive, stealthy media hit they're doing.

This is how they do everything -- secretly. They knife you in the back but don't own up to what they're doing.

SO fuck them.

But... it is funny to make fun of this Powder-looking nightcrawler.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (8rNrN)

29 18 Watch yourselves.

Bill Kristol told me he was a Egg McMuffin was a conservative.

Remember Reagan's 11th Commandment.

Posted by: golfman at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (If3tB)

Which was dick punch any stupid ass motherfucker who thinks hadn't the keys to the country to dems is a good idea.

I miss Reagan.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (Dp6qK)

30 Bald-headed bindlestiff. Chrome-domed four-flusher.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (H8QX8)

31 >>The Democracy Fund is a creature of Persian billionaire Pierre Omidyar. He's also the guy behind The Intercept. While McMullin lectures us on national security, his sugar daddy funds a site most closely associated with terrorist supporters like Glenn Greenwald.



LOL, I though Egg McMuffin's org's website was like a patriotic words mad libs. Lays it on a bit too thick. This explains it.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (W+vEI)

32 It's almost like the mission is just to weaken America and make it less of an influence, not more of one, in the wider world.
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while funding the rinos, deepstaters, and bureaucratic boot lickers into the lifestyles to which they have become accustomed.

Posted by: simplemind at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (dUGHc)

33 Gosh, it's almost like their whole anti-Iran hawking is a pose.

What horrifies me is what this implies about the Bush family, who Kristol is certainly a reliable partisan of. Do such connections explain why the Bushes never dealt appropriately with Iran? Even as they killed Americans in Iraq.

Posted by: trev006 at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM (OMTTb)

34 >>>Ace, I love you in a completely platonic, non-Ewok sex way.


thanks, I was proud of that one, and counting down the minutes until I posted it so that someone could enjoy that.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM (8rNrN)

35 >Ace, I love you in a completely platonic, non-Ewok sex way.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (Boy/L)


Get a room you two.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM (sjdRT)

36 One book, "Penis Sipping IS my Bag Baby" by Evan McMuffin

Posted by: Eggy McMuphin at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM (pw+jk)

37 Bill Kristol told me he was a Egg McMuffin was a conservative.

A "principled" conservative. Who likes to stiff his employees.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM (O5Q3r)

38 >>>36 One book, "Penis Sipping IS my Bag Baby" by Evan McMuffin


LOL

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM (8rNrN)

39 you fucked up: you trusted me!


Posted by: Egg McMuffin at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (Zsmh3)

40 Who got paid:

McMullin
Finn
Searby
Rick Wilson

Who didn't get paid:

Everyone else

Posted by: Fringe at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (KTmAX)

41
Protip: If you're in the printing industry you NEVER do any campaign printing unless you're getting paid up front. Then wait for the check to clear before you lift a finger.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (LOgQ4)

42 When I buy an Egg McMufffin I expect it to stay bought!

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (MYwGW)

43 Who was the Mormon candidate with the hot daughters in 2012??

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (zSVEm)

44 Calling McMuffin's campaign a 'failed bid for the presidency' is like calling a bug's flight a 'failed encounter with a windshield.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 03:27 PM (oVJmc)
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You got that right.

Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (oMtOd)

45 Every morning I wake up grateful that Donald Trump is POTUS.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (uLuPn)

46 It's in the mail!

Posted by: Fleet Admiral Bill Kristol at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (oVJmc)

47 >43
Who was the Mormon candidate with the hot daughters in 2012??

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (zSVEm)


Huntsman.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (sjdRT)

48 McMullin's cavalier attitude towards the campaign's spending struck many as a surprise, particularly because he billed himself as a fiscal conservative, he added.

*snort* BWAHahahahaha! Yeah, somebody allowed himself to be deluded. Or else made a bad business decision.

Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30 at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (RD7QR)

49 Klaus Kinski was a very creepy nosferatu.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (/tuJf)

50 Wasn't Egg McMuffin at an intelligence agency before he decided to run for POTUS?

Seems like he has more in common with Glenn Greenwald than just that Persian benefactor.
Well opposite sides of the same coin: McMuffin worked for the agency(s) that Greenwald likes to investigate and obtain leaks from.
Kinda weird, really.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (W+vEI)

51 >>>Who got paid:

McMullin
Finn
Searby
Rick Wilson

...

Did ALL of those get paid all they were owed...?

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (8rNrN)

52 Conservative alternative? That's like Rosie ODonnell saying she's the Kate Upton alternative.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (s9DTK)

53 To be fair, these staffers are all retarded douchebags for supporting him in the first place. Hard to feel much sympathy.

Posted by: wooga at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (3I7wr)

54 Ah, Huntsman... thanks.... he had more to offer than this guy.....

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (zSVEm)

55 I'm beginning to hate these nevertrump assholes as much as I hate lefty/commie/dims... the two are the same thing when you get down to the bottom of it.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable russian bot! at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (0OmEj)

56 40 Posted by: Fringe at April 19, 2018 03:30 PM (KTmAX)

"The" Rick Wilson not getting paid would be the best news I heard all day....

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (SzZnW)

57 I have never paid one wit of attention to Evan McMulligan (he probably wants a do over). Don't think I even know him by sight. But I know the Horde detests him. And skimming the post, I can see why.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (UXHfL)

58
Henry Waxman = NOSE-feratu...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (VM6ev)

59 So was that egg whites on Bill Kristol's chin?
Or McMuffin froth?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (xJa6I)

60 54 Ah, Huntsman... thanks.... he had more to offer than this guy.....
Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (zSVEm)


Hot daughters, mostly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (VM6ev)

61 Klaus Kinski seems more trustworthy than McMullin...

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (zSVEm)

62 52 Conservative alternative? That's like Rosie ODonnell saying she's the Kate Upton alternative.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (s9DTK)


Well....she is, in a horrible truth kinda way.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (+lOpA)

63 and just as i get used to the hash de jour.... i get a new one.


Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (Zsmh3)

64 Kali Assy Bill 2943 seeks to ban book critical of the LBGT lifesytle (ie, bible). You cant make this sh*t up.

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (m7LQK)

65 59 So was that egg whites on Bill Kristol's chin?
Or McMuffin froth?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (xJa6I)


Comey's comey. Minus the "y."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (VM6ev)

66 I wish Kristol would run against Trump. Getting crushed might shut his dick hole.

Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (AoLFQ)

67 Sounds to me as if Evan McMullin ran his campaign as Al Sharpton did.

Sharpton never wanted to win, he just wanted to live well off the donations and matching funds while promoting Al Sharpton.


Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (W+vEI)

68 48 Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30 at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (RD7QR)

"I was amazed Eggs McMuffin couldn't slam dunk a basketball, he billed himself as Wilt Chamberlain...."

//D.I. Pshit Salon Hot 25 Campaign Advisor

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (SzZnW)

69 this is why all campaigns should be funded by Putin

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (h/uSM)

70 A criminal behaving like a criminal. Shocking.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (pOqmx)

71 61 Klaus Kinski seems more trustworthy than McMullin...
Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (zSVEm)


I'd rather have Ernst Stavro Blofeld prepare my meals.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (VM6ev)

72 Skinflint! Pinchpenny!

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (/JlMC)

73 Just for shits and giggles, Trump should pay these idiots.
On the other hand, fuck them.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (7uYFy)

74 Is Bill Kristol ghey? He sure is squishy.

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (uLuPn)

75 Sounds to me as if Evan McMullin ran his campaign as Al Sharpton did.

Sharpton never wanted to win, he just wanted to live well off the donations and matching funds while promoting Al Sharpton.


While wearing suits that he did not own.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (eytER)

76 63 and just as i get used to the hash de jour.... i get a new one.


Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 03:32 PM (Zsmh3)

++++

It marks your hatefulness.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (pvjTE)

77 That's too harsh about Gleen,



Is that Ace's nickname for Glenn Greenwald?

Or only in the nighttime?


I keed.
I know it is a harmless typo.


Unless it is for the nightime lovin'.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (UXHfL)

78 66 I wish Kristol would run against Trump. Getting crushed might shut his dick hole.
Posted by: maddogg at April 19, 2018 03:33 PM (AoLFQ)


"I know, right?!"

- - Mrs. A. Shambling Bollard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (VM6ev)

79 Natassja Kinski, on the other hand, was smoking hot.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (/tuJf)

80 So. Scumbag.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (x285+)

81 Scrotum head McMuffin

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (LiyEm)

82 Never take advice from Bill Kristol.

On anything...ever.

I hope he becomes a Democrat and they listen to him for some bizarre reason.

Posted by: William Eaton at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (MuTTO)

83 It's worth noting that McMuffin's another butt-smear from the 'intelligence community.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (oVJmc)

84

EM ALBAROSSA FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (mPeei)

85 Wasn't McMuffin involved with the CIA somehow? That puts his ties to apologists for terrorism in a disturbing light.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 03:34 PM (xjiRE)

86 -
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Bill Kristol told me he was a Egg McMuffin was a conservative.

A "principled" conservative. Who likes to stiff his employees.


Posted by: tu3031 at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM

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Hey, not wanting to pay can be a principle.


Posted by: I'm McMullin over not payin you at April 19, 2018 03:35 PM (pMGkg)

87 Who didn't see this coming?

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:35 PM (aC6Sd)

88 >>>Just for shits and giggles, Trump should pay these idiots.

Our loyalties cannot be bought!!!

But, um, how much are we talkin'?

Posted by: The Principled Conservatives Who Are Conservative For a Paycheck at April 19, 2018 03:35 PM (8rNrN)

89
"The Campaign Staff Salaries Are Too Damn High!!!"

- - Evan McMuffin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:35 PM (VM6ev)

90 50 Wasn't Egg McMuffin at an intelligence agency before he decided to run for POTUS?

Seems like he has more in common with Glenn Greenwald than just that Persian benefactor.
Well opposite sides of the same coin: McMuffin worked for the agency(s) that Greenwald likes to investigate and obtain leaks from.
Kinda weird, really.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:31 PM (W+vEI)

McMuffin was CIA. It's possible that CIA trains people to prevaricate convincingly. Just a rumor I've heard.

Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30 at April 19, 2018 03:35 PM (RD7QR)

91 "true. This is an organized media campaign being ring-led by people whose names you'd know to pressure him into raising money to pay them.

I don't really want to see these people paid. I don't like this passive-aggressive, stealthy media hit they're doing. "

I believe you're correct in who's running this campaign, but I think they are going to be very disappointed - fund raising is hard in even the best of circumstances, and Nobody, no matter how much money they have, wants to donate money to a washed up has been/never was, just so that guy can pay off his old debts. Might as well take your cash and go burn it in a trash can as do that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 03:35 PM (k1TUh)

92 cont
That McMuffin was a scam artist.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (aC6Sd)

93 I just found out that Trump appointed Jon Huntsmann US ambassador to Russia, I did not know that. I thought he was the original #NeverTrumper.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (7uYFy)

94 McMuffin was CIA..... we are doomed.

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (zSVEm)

95 92 cont
That McMuffin was a scam artist.
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (aC6Sd)


"And everyone always blames me for shit."

- - The Hamburglar

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (VM6ev)

96 Meanwhile David Hogg gets a book deal.look for them in the bargain bin.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (LiyEm)

97 Conservatives should totally get behind Egg McMuffin. Ehhh... it's not for you. It's more of a Shelbyville kind of idea...

What about us brain dead slobs?
You'll be given unpaid jobs!

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (O5Q3r)

98 Egg McMuffin, the Hairless Homunculus.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (9TK8E)

99 I thought people who were taking McMuffin seriously totally were in on the gag and were just trolling.

But apparently some people ACTUALLY took him seriously.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 03:37 PM (Z5y53)

100 Next thing you know, pictures of Egg McMuffin and future leaders of ISiS will surface on the internet.

Posted by: Monk at April 19, 2018 03:37 PM (pOqmx)

101 And in 2019, we will get Flake and Kasich trying this same gambit .....again.

And probably at least another pathetic loser.


Pays off for them personally, because it's a gig that runs them around the country, and they draw "expenses" from it, and the little people (not Darby O'Gill) get screwed in the end, as the campaigns wind down, and the money disappears.

Muh Principles! (tm)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 19, 2018 03:37 PM (vcOmj)

102 98 Egg McMuffin, the Hairless Homunculus.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (9TK8E)



Imagines him to be the model from that hideous CBD naked guy on the ottoman picture.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:37 PM (VM6ev)

103 What horrifies me is what this implies about the Bush family, who Kristol is certainly a reliable partisan of. Do such connections explain why the Bushes never dealt appropriately with Iran? Even as they killed Americans in Iraq.

Posted by: trev006 at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM (OMTTb)
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And why they also never dealt with Saudi Arabia the way it should have been dealt with - um I seem to remember the majority of the 9/11 hijackers/terrorists were Saudi citizens.

Posted by: Boots at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (EBwPV)

104 -
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McMuffin was CIA. It's possible that CIA trains people to prevaricate convincingly. Just a rumor I've heard.


Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30 at April 19, 2018 03:35 PM

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I think Brennan skipped a day or two of that training.



Posted by: irright at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (pMGkg)

105 93 Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (7uYFy)

It achieves a few things:

1) it shows Trump is magnanimous

2) it entertains Putin

3) it confuses Romney

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (SzZnW)

106 Running these preposterous nonentities... is this cost effective?

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (zSVEm)

107 I also find it quite funny that according to that article, his staffers "believed" in McMuffin, thought he was a "principled conservative" - right up until the time came to cash their paychecks, and they found out he had stiffed them on everything they thought they were going to get.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (k1TUh)

108 I just found out that Trump appointed Jon Huntsmann US ambassador to Russia, I did not know that. I thought he was the original #NeverTrumper.
Posted by: JoeF

Ha! Ha!

The joke is on Huntsman. Trump has Russian hookers ready to pee on him when he arrives.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (vcOmj)

109 The Democracy Fund - Money for people.

Posted by: George Costanza at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (7HtZB)

110 Egg McMuffun has less personality than a Goomba trooper from Mario

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (mk7Bj)

111 Yep, looks like Al Sharpton still had unpaid campaign debts from his 2004 run as recently as 2013.


And let's not forget that Hillary had a huge campaign debt from her 2008 run that Obama arranged to have his donors payoff. I forget what she had to do in return for that "favor."

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (W+vEI)

112 89 "The Campaign Staff Salaries Are Too Damn High!!!"

- - Evan McMuffin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:35 PM (VM6ev)

Dine and dash is who we are.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (Dp6qK)

113 96 Meanwhile David Hogg gets a book deal.look for them in the bargain bin.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (LiyEm)

They are going to publish his Baby Book?

Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (uLuPn)

114 103
And why they also never dealt with Saudi Arabia the way it should have been dealt with - um I seem to remember the majority of the 9/11 hijackers/terrorists were Saudi citizens.
Posted by: Boots at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (EBwPV)


"Atta boy. Now you're getting it!"

- - Brennan

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (VM6ev)

115 once grifted twice shy ...

too bad for those "family men" that were working for the grifters. If they really cared about their kids they'd have gotten a real job.

Somehow I bet that "for the children" line is BS ...

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (bT8Z4)

116 112 89 "The Campaign Staff Salaries Are Too Damn High!!!"

- - Evan McMuffin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:35 PM (VM6ev)

Dine and dash is who we are.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (Dp6qK


At least Jimmy McMillan was a severe conservative. For real!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (VM6ev)

117 "I have qualms about this thing ending badly in debt," the former staffer claimed. McMullin's cavalier attitude towards the campaign's spending struck many as a surprise

--

His staffers weren't deep into GOP methodology if they thought this. That has been the whole GOP strategy since the late 1980s, on a national level.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (7ZVPa)

118 McMullin and Gary Johnson should pool their resources!

What? Still not enough for lunch at Appleby's???

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (so+oy)

119 I also find it quite funny that according to that article, his staffers "believed" in McMuffin, thought he was a "principled conservative" - right up until the time came to cash their paychecks, and they found out he had stiffed them on everything they thought they were going to get.
Posted by: Tom Servo


There's one born every minute.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (vcOmj)

120 Hogg book deal.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/294589/

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (LiyEm)

121 107 I also find it quite funny that according to that article, his staffers "believed" in McMuffin, thought he was a "principled conservative" - right up until the time came to cash their paychecks, and they found out he had stiffed them on everything they thought they were going to get.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (k1TUh)



That is not making my eyes rain.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (+lOpA)

122 I just found out that Trump appointed Jon Huntsmann US ambassador to Russia, I did not know that. I thought he was the original #NeverTrumper.
Posted by: JoeF


I mean.. I'd take any excuse to ship Huntsman off to Siberia.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (mk7Bj)

123 111 Yep, looks like Al Sharpton still had unpaid campaign debts from his 2004 run as recently as 2013.


And let's not forget that Hillary had a huge campaign debt from her 2008 run that Obama arranged to have his donors payoff. I forget what she had to do in return for that "favor."
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (W+vEI)

Pull out. Not to put an unwelcome image in your head.

Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30 at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (RD7QR)

124 115 once grifted twice shy ...

too bad for those "family men" that were working for the grifters. If they really cared about their kids they'd have gotten a real job.

Somehow I bet that "for the children" line is BS ...
Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (bT8Z4)


With Jeffrey Epstein, it's always "for the children." At least the purchase price.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (VM6ev)

125 Behold our fully operational death star.

Posted by: I Cried at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (loZXu)

126 Wasn't this a thread yesterday, or that was about other people complaining that Evan didn't pay his bills?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (tpDAe)

127 33 Gosh, it's almost like their whole anti-Iran hawking is a pose.

What horrifies me is what this implies about the Bush family, who Kristol is certainly a reliable partisan of. Do such connections explain why the Bushes never dealt appropriately with Iran? Even as they killed Americans in Iraq.
Posted by: trev006 at April 19, 2018 03:29 PM (OMTTb)

What, a family of Oil Men, tightly intertwined with the Saudi Royal Family, Not Serious about upending the Status Quo in the ME?

You Don't Say!

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (9TK8E)

128 I have decided to live my life as a gay man.

Posted by: Eggy McMuphin at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (pw+jk)

129 McMuffin will never bring hot daughters because he's a homo.

And not in the fun Milo kind of way. More like the Silence of the Lambs kid of way.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (MYwGW)

130 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)

131 3) it confuses Romney

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (SzZnW)

He should pay them $0.20 on the dollar to buy their claims, and then shake down McMuffin for the full amount.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (Dp6qK)

132 all about AB2943:

http://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces
/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=201720180AB2943

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 19, 2018 03:41 PM (Zsmh3)

133 This has been said, but bears repeating, the Hogg child would be comfortable in an SS uniform, looks like...

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:41 PM (zSVEm)

134 McMuffin was a badly executed psyops.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 03:41 PM (89T5c)

135 McMullin and Gary Johnson should pool their resources!

What? Still not enough for lunch at Appleby's???
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


Yeah, but Gary has a stash of really great weed, so his staffers might feel let down, but then....they got high.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 19, 2018 03:41 PM (vcOmj)

136 And why they also never dealt with Saudi Arabia the way it should have been dealt with - um I seem to remember the majority of the 9/11 hijackers/terrorists were Saudi citizens.
Posted by: Boots at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (EBwPV)

--------------------------
Or China after they wrecked our surveillance plane in international waters. Then proceeded to hold the crew hostage until Bush grovelled.

People always complain about Clinton being soft on China, but Bush was even worse.

Posted by: William Eaton at April 19, 2018 03:41 PM (MuTTO)

137 108 I just found out that Trump appointed Jon Huntsmann US ambassador to Russia, I did not know that. I thought he was the original #NeverTrumper.
Posted by: JoeF

Ha! Ha!

The joke is on Huntsman. Trump has Russian hookers ready to pee on him when he arrives.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 19, 2018 03:38 PM (vcOmj)


"Pee on me,
when you get schlonged..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:41 PM (VM6ev)

138 Is Egg's all out of Honor??

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 03:42 PM (y3aQB)

139
To be fair, in lieu of paychecks they recieved meal vouchers good on any Cuck Cruise

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 03:42 PM (lKyWE)

140 The Great Reveal continues....

These folks were never our friends... they just acted like it while snickering up their sleeves about us 'rubes'...


Posted by: Don Q. at April 19, 2018 03:42 PM (NgKpN)

141 126 Yesterday was about the FEC sending him letters about campaign finance violations.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:42 PM (LiyEm)

142 Yes people, this is how our betters operate.

"Can't feed your family because I stiffed you a couple of grand?

Too bad, if your kids deserved to eat you'd be rich like me."

Posted by: Lily-Twins -(please don't play like a bunch of wimmin this year) Fan Assassin in the Night, Not a Ru at April 19, 2018 03:42 PM (vivhj)

143 "Shiftless light-fingered nosferatu."

Ace is giving Muldoon a run for his money. Pure poetry.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 03:42 PM (T71PA)

144 125 Behold our fully operational death star.
Posted by: I Cried at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (loZXu)


"Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Death Star."

- - Coming soon to DVD...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:42 PM (VM6ev)

145 131 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (Dp6qK)

That would be hilarious, do it under GOP National Committee auspices....

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:43 PM (SzZnW)

146 93 I just found out that Trump appointed Jon Huntsmann US ambassador to Russia, I did not know that. I thought he was the original #NeverTrumper."

Nice way to get a high dollar opponent with a lot of connections out of town, while also making sure that he doesn't say or do anything stupid. Huntsman's extremely proud of his foreign policy skills (former Ambassador to China) and he won't do anything to mess that up as long as he's got a position.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2018 03:43 PM (k1TUh)

147 139
To be fair, in lieu of paychecks they recieved meal vouchers good on any Cuck Cruise
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 03:42 PM (lKyWE)


Served on the Libido Deck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:43 PM (VM6ev)

148 Seems the BDS will never go away.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 19, 2018 03:43 PM (s9DTK)

149 EM PICO GUACAMOLE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Mad Maxine's wighat at April 19, 2018 03:43 PM (8TdcF)

150 No, it wasn't too harsh on Glenn.

Posted by: ejochs at April 19, 2018 03:43 PM (3+0tg)

151 McMuffin was CIA. It's possible that CIA trains people to prevaricate convincingly. Just a rumor I've heard.
Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30



Actually this makes sense. This whole 'collusion' thing was a domestic Intel op. {takes off tin foil hat}

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (WXvVY)

152 144 Chocolate Death Star

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:42 PM (VM6ev)

But enough about Beyoncé's ass...

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (9TK8E)

153 At least Jimmy McMillan was a severe conservative. For real!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:39 PM (VM6ev)

Maybe the nevertrumpsters can get the "This is Democracy Manifest" guy for their next run.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (Dp6qK)

154 Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of campaign workers.

Suckers!

Posted by: The ARC of History at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (Mrl1e)

155 130 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)

They'd be an improvement for the team.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (7HtZB)

156 130 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)

Wow.... the paying public told the NFL we wanted to keep Politics out of football...

So they double down???

This is like Toys R Us financially supporting Planned Parenthood.... (which is true)...

Darwin, in Action....

Posted by: Don Q. at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (NgKpN)

157 I thought people who were taking McMuffin seriously totally were in on the gag and were just trolling.

But apparently some people ACTUALLY took him seriously.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 03:37 PM


I took him seriously. I figured Trump to win but by the skin of his teeth EC-wise. McMuffin depriving Trump of Utah's couple of EC votes could have done it, in the scenario I painted. Which was EXACTLY the scenario they wanted.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (LOgQ4)

158 130 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)



Which, no matter how you look at it, is appallingly inappropriate.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (+lOpA)

159 Meanwhile David Hogg gets a book deal.look for them in the bargain bin.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (LiyEm)


I can't believe the title is Never Again. It shows how shallow and ignorant this generation is about history. "Never Again" is about an atrocious time in history. "Never Forget" is about 9/11.

Can these kids not even come up with original titles? And is the publisher/editor just as ignorant, in not suggesting another title?

How insulting. All he had to do is google the title on his stupid phone and he would have known about it. And if he is equating the two, he is beneath contempt.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (UXHfL)

160 147 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:43 PM (VM6ev)

TOOT TOOT SKIPPER!

//Ed "Pilsbury" Morrissey gazing longingly at the Captain

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (SzZnW)

161 Meanwhile David Hogg gets a book deal.look for them in the bargain bin.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (LiyEm)
.............

Costco book signing!

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (HgMAr)

162 >>Huntsman's extremely proud of his foreign policy skills (former Ambassador to China)

Ambassador to China for Obama.

Clearly a man of impeccable principles.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (/tuJf)

163 0. Shiftless light-fingered nosferatu.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:30 PM

Somebody's noticed my namedropping of Count Orlok when dealing with baldies~

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (9TK8E)

164 151 McMuffin was CIA. It's possible that CIA trains people to prevaricate convincingly. Just a rumor I've heard.
Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30


Actually this makes sense. This whole 'collusion' thing was a domestic Intel op. {takes off tin foil hat}

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (WXvVY)

Hmmm. Makes about the best sense for the nevertrumpers than any. No Trump and we never find out about the IC/DOJ shenanigans.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (Dp6qK)

165 Got two items
Legal Insurrection- DOJ IG sends criminal referral of Mccabe to-US attorney of DC
And
Philadelphia police commissioner apologize to to vagrants from the Starbucks stafu, so predict lawsuits from the two in 3, 2, ...

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (aC6Sd)

166 I think it is becoming rather clear that Mr. Egg McMuffin was simply a Democrat/lefty/uniparty/foreign money plant designed to interfere with the election to favor . . hmm . . to favor . . who was that other person running again? Hmmmmm I seem to remember her losing a shoe at some point if I am not mistaken. Hence, the reason why he has conveniently forgotten to file all required financials and/or engaged in "sloppy record keeping;" can't let that info out can we? Then we will know who's behind all this Egg McMuffin nonsense. They figured the election was a lock for Shrills and that the "Hillary controlled FEC" would never, therefore, come looking

I forgot who said it - but someone remarked in AoS, or its related sphere of influence, that after all of this "collusion"investigation, almost two years later, and it shows that the only person in DC who DIDN'T collude with foreign powers to interfere with the election was, in fact, Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (Fb9aZ)

167
The public service announcement with "feed the pig!" is McMuffin's campaign ad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:46 PM (VM6ev)

168 So Bill Kristol won't kick the McMuffinites a few bucks?

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 03:46 PM (2LelM)

169
I took him seriously. I figured Trump to win but by the skin of his
teeth EC-wise. McMuffin depriving Trump of Utah's couple of EC votes
could have done it, in the scenario I painted. Which was EXACTLY the
scenario they wanted.


And Trump still won the state by 18%.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 03:46 PM (oVJmc)

170 Now I'm going to think of Beyonce's ass as the chocolate death star from this day on.


thx 'rons

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:46 PM (+lOpA)

171 157 Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (LOgQ4)

The number of things that "had to go right" for that eventuality shows why the CIA is the institution it is.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2018 03:46 PM (SzZnW)

172 130 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)

===========

The sound you hear is more former Dolphin season ticket holder.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 03:46 PM (pw+jk)

173 130 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)


The organizers want NFL prospects to see high school graduates?

"See, guys, it CAN be done!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 03:47 PM (MDlMP)

174 I have decided to live my life as a gay man.

Posted by: Eggy McMuphin at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (pw+jk)
.............

Welcome!

Posted by: James Crybaby Comey at April 19, 2018 03:47 PM (HgMAr)

175
Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)


I guess they can't do any worse at draft picks than the Dolphins managment does

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 03:47 PM (lKyWE)

176 Guess we shoulld call Evan McMullin, Egg's Benedict

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 03:47 PM (y3aQB)

177 I spent last year not watching the NFL..... have gotten quite used to that.

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:47 PM (zSVEm)

178 Now I'm going to think of Beyonce's ass as the chocolate death star from this day on.


That's no moon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 19, 2018 03:48 PM (oVJmc)

179 159 Meanwhile David Hogg gets a book deal.look for them in the bargain bin.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (LiyEm)


I can't believe the title is Never Again. It shows how shallow and ignorant this generation is about history. "Never Again" is about an atrocious time in history. "Never Forget" is about 9/11.

Can these kids not even come up with original titles? And is the publisher/editor just as ignorant, in not suggesting another title?

How insulting. All he had to do is google the title on his stupid phone and he would have known about it. And if he is equating the two, he is beneath contempt.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (UXHfL)

It's on purpose. You HAVE to know that, right?

Combined with his stupid armband idea that he and his sister came up with?

Dude is throwing out so many f***ing Nazi-era symbols that it's pretty obvious what Herr Hoggenfuhrer is doing.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:48 PM (9TK8E)

180 "Policy of conceding to Vladimir Putin?"

Um, examples....?


Well ya see, all those missiles that were fired at Syria the other day were carrying payloads of concentrated concedium 29, the most potent concession material known to man.

Posted by: TCDD, pointin and laughin at April 19, 2018 03:48 PM (3Lyjl)

181 >>Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.


Out: Hot cheerleaders
In: Sneering, scoldy teens

#Winning

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:48 PM (W+vEI)

182 So ... Did Philadelphia win the hockey tournament?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 03:48 PM (roQNm)

183 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)


Which, no matter how you look at it, is appallingly inappropriate.
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (+lOpA)


WHAT?!
Way to honor those who died protecting you. No shame, absolutely no shame or moral compass. Guess the parents are just as bad.

As for NFL, they are using the kids to recoup some of the fans they lost with the kneeling at games.

It is sickening. Unless there is something I'm missing.

Exactly who has not exploited this tragedy at this point?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:49 PM (UXHfL)

184 Meanwhile David Hogg gets a book deal.look for them in the bargain bin.



Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:36 PM (LiyEm)

.............



Costco book signing!

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (HgMAr)

Don't squeeze the Charmin.

Posted by: Mr Whipple at April 19, 2018 03:49 PM (TGrKk)

185
Camera Hogg joins the military!

Link: http://stsrs.webs.com/ColonelGreen.jpg

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:49 PM (VM6ev)

186 Philadelphia police commissioner apologize to to vagrants from the Starbucks stafu, so predict lawsuits from the two in 3, 2, ...
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (aC6Sd)

Vagrants? They were high power real estate speculators. They're going to sue you now for calling them vagrants,

Also, they feared for their lives at Starbucks.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 03:49 PM (T71PA)

187 Former Staffer Complains That Egg McMuffin Hasn't Paid Many Staffers and Never Plans to Do So

-
So it's like the national debt, an obligation in name only.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 03:49 PM (+y/Ru)

188 168 So Bill Kristol won't kick the McMuffinites a few bucks?
Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 03:46 PM (2LelM)

Are the poorhouses not operating?

Posted by: Scrooge Kristol at April 19, 2018 03:49 PM (RD7QR)

189 The stream of vitriol hosed at Barbara Bush of all people (white supremacist???) should at least give the dummy nevertrumpers pause that maybe it's not really about Donald Trump or his "manners" or "morals" or "character". But maybe just that the Left hates everyone and everything associated with disagreeing with them.

Nevermind it won't.

Posted by: Mega at April 19, 2018 03:49 PM (DsFR3)

190 The Dolphins have season ticket holders?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (89T5c)

191
Now I'm going to think of Beyonce's ass as the chocolate death star from this day on.

She does leave her exhaust port unprotected

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (lKyWE)

192 All the stalwart GOP pundits who supported McMuffin will presumably weigh in on this story as heavily as they have condemned Hannity for failing to disclose the lawyer/client relationship he says he never had.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilence Committee supporter at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (LISuA)

193 It's almost like he's a prog.....

Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (ahV/f)

194 187 Former Staffer Complains That Egg McMuffin Hasn't Paid Many Staffers and Never Plans to Do So

-
So it's like the national debt, an obligation in name only.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 03:49 PM (+y/Ru)


Well can't he just give them rubber checks? Just like the government?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (VM6ev)

195 What the fuck is this "Trump policy of conceding to Putin" that they are referring to? What has Trump "conceded" to Putin? This Collusion business is out of hand.

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (7uYFy)

196 182 So ... Did Philadelphia win the hockey tournament?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 03:48 PM (roQNm)

Serious Answer : They're making an utter embarrassment of themselves and are about to be eliminated as of tomorrow.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (9TK8E)

197 Hey, all that Turtle Wax for my head ain't cheap you know.

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (OD2ni)

198 Former Staffer Complains That Egg McMuffin Hasn't Paid Many Staffers and Never Plans to Do So

--------------

You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 03:51 PM (pw+jk)

199 This Hogg kid isn't writing that book. His ghost writer is. I hope Bill Ayers got paid up front.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2018 03:51 PM (WXvVY)

200 I can't believe the title is Never Again. It shows how shallow and ignorant this generation is about history. "Never Again" is about an atrocious time in history. "Never Forget" is about 9/11.

Can these kids not even come up with original titles? And is the publisher/editor just as ignorant, in not suggesting another title?

How insulting. All he had to do is google the title on his stupid phone and he would have known about it. And if he is equating the two, he is beneath contempt.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (UXHfL)

It's on purpose. You HAVE to know that, right?

Combined with his stupid armband idea that he and his sister came up with?

Dude is throwing out so many f***ing Nazi-era symbols that it's pretty obvious what Herr Hoggenfuhrer is doing.
Posted by: Hikaru
...........
That's the name they gave their "movement".. yes.. it is still appropriating the holocaust-related use, but how many people know that connection?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 19, 2018 03:51 PM (so+oy)

201 I have started reading McCabe as "Macabre."

Posted by: fly gal at April 19, 2018 03:51 PM (8TdcF)

202 >>I can't believe the title is Never Again. It shows how shallow and ignorant this generation is about history. "Never Again" is about an atrocious time in history. "Never Forget" is about 9/11.



I was thinking this was intentional.
Take "Never Again" from the Holocaust as part of their way of erasing it.

The Women's March did the same thing to the March for Life. They had been using a slogan for years (think it was "Why We March") and they used it for their viral twitter marketing.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:51 PM (W+vEI)

203 " ... that after all of this "collusion"investigation, almost two years later, and it shows that the only person in DC who DIDN'T collude with foreign powers to interfere with the election was, in fact, Donald J. Trump.
Posted by: Publius Redux"

Boom. This !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at April 19, 2018 03:51 PM (Mbmmf)

204 186 Philadelphia police commissioner apologize to to vagrants from the Starbucks stafu, so predict lawsuits from the two in 3, 2, ...
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (aC6Sd)

Vagrants? They were high power real estate speculators.

---------

Who will be given a Starbucks in Philly within a week, no doubt about it. What a coincidence.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 03:51 PM (7HtZB)

205 I thought people who were taking McMuffin seriously totally were in on the gag and were just trolling.

But apparently some people ACTUALLY took him seriously.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 03:37 PM
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Upon perusing the vote count, I was amazed to discover to that Eggy got 54,000 votes in Virginia, of all places.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (0jtPF)

206 197 Hey, all that Turtle Wax for my head ain't cheap you know.
Posted by: Egg McMuffin at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (OD2ni)

Yeah, about that.

Mitch would appreciate it if you'd stop sneaking into our house and jacking him off in his sleep, thx.

Posted by: Elaine Chao at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (9TK8E)

207 Serious Answer : They're making an utter embarrassment of themselves and are about to be eliminated as of tomorrow.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM


Rumor is of some plan to dig up Kate Smith's body for Game Six.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (LOgQ4)

208 Well can't he just give them rubber checks? Just like the government?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

--

If the GOP started to pay for what they spent, they would have to change the party name - too many years of living on borrowed money.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (7ZVPa)

209 Rosenstein has told Trump that he is NOT the target of Mueller's probe.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (/tuJf)

210 Philly looked bad last night.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (89T5c)

211 >>>130 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)

Wow.... the paying public told the NFL we wanted to keep Politics out of football...

So they double down???

This is like Toys R Us financially supporting Planned Parenthood.... (which is true)...

Darwin, in Action....
Posted by: Don Q. at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (NgKpN)
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I don't suppose there's a way to short the NFL in the stock market since they are a privately held company.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (MYwGW)

212 Who was the Mormon candidate with the hot daughters in 2012??
Posted by: kraken

It's Shaft!

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (BdsCV)

213 196 182 So ... Did Philadelphia win the hockey tournament?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at April 19, 2018 03:48 PM (roQNm)

Serious Answer : They're making an utter embarrassment of themselves and are about to be eliminated as of tomorrow.
Posted by: Hikaru



The 2 time defending Stanley Cup Champion, Pittsburgh Penguins, are humiliating them. They are up 3-1 and none of the games have been close.

HEH!!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2018 03:53 PM (WXvVY)

214 It's controlled opposition all the way.

Chances are the Intercept is a way to keep tabs on Greenwald. McMuffin is a CIA spook, doing what the CIA does which is to committ ops against the American people.

Posted by: jihadi at April 19, 2018 03:53 PM (blf2l)

215 202 >>I can't believe the title is Never Again. It shows how shallow and ignorant this generation is about history. "Never Again" is about an atrocious time in history. "Never Forget" is about 9/11.



I was thinking this was intentional.
Take "Never Again" from the Holocaust as part of their way of erasing it.

The Women's March did the same thing to the March for Life. They had been using a slogan for years (think it was "Why We March") and they used it for their viral twitter marketing.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:51 PM (W+vEI)

And the Parkland Red Guards have also ripped off the March for Life by calling their march "March for Our Lives."

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 03:53 PM (7HtZB)

216 204
186 Philadelphia police commissioner apologize to to vagrants from the
Starbucks stafu, so predict lawsuits from the two in 3, 2, ...

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (aC6Sd)



Vagrants? They were high power real estate speculators.



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Who will be given a Starbucks in Philly within a week, no doubt about it. What a coincidence.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 03:51 PM (7HtZB)

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That will be bankrupt by August.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 03:53 PM (pw+jk)

217 These more principled than thou staffers should just shut their traps and take it like the good principled pissants that they are.

Oh, an in the future should you realize that you're a more principled wanna be staffer than thou. Remember, your more principled candidate than thou is going to lose. Large.

Posted by: Drider at April 19, 2018 03:53 PM (HdKKm)

218 It's on purpose. You HAVE to know that, right?

Combined with his stupid armband idea that he and his sister came up with?

Dude is throwing out so many f***ing Nazi-era symbols that it's pretty obvious what Herr Hoggenfuhrer is doing.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:48 PM (9TK8E)


I tend to lean toward ignorance with this generation. If he does go with that title it sets the book up to be condemned b/c of that title. Well, I would think. But I could be wrong...easily. The world is so upside down, and logic has flown out the window.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:53 PM (UXHfL)

219 From the first Philly Commissioner statement it sounds like a set up from the get go. They dare the Starbuck's manager to call the police after being asked to leave, when police show up it continued as a dare to arrest them.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:53 PM (aC6Sd)

220 >>That's the name they gave their "movement".. yes.. it is still appropriating the holocaust-related use, but how many people know that connection?


I doubt the Parkland kids came up with the marketing - this has been run by the reliable Lefty activist orgs like Move On from the get-go. The Hoggs are just the face of the movement, following someone else's scripts.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:53 PM (W+vEI)

221 "Parkland Kids" sounds like the name of a TV series from the '90's....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (7uYFy)

222 Who will be given a Starbucks in Philly within a week, no doubt about it. What a coincidence.
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How long until it's a condemned crack house?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (vg8iE)

223 Rumor is of some plan to dig up Kate Smith's body for Game Six.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (LOgQ4)

They could dig up Ed Snider and it wouldn't help.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (9TK8E)

224 210 Philly looked bad last night.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (89T5c)

The Flyers are still a few years from being a serious playoff team.

Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (7HtZB)

225 "Parkland Kids" sounds like the name of a TV series from the '90's....
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Village of the Damned

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (vg8iE)

226 *IF* someone was inclined to feel that McMullen's stiffed campaign staff deserved some payment why would they think it was safe to pass the money through the same Egg McMuffin that stiffed his people to buy crap like ads or something before?

Honestly these folks have to have believed that after Hillary won she would make them whole in exchange for siphoning off Trump votes so screw em all.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (eASYU)

227 209 Rosenstein has told Trump that he is NOT the target of Mueller's probe.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (/tuJf)

"He" being Trump?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (RD7QR)

228 I have already moved on to a Nikki Haley-Ben Sasse fantasy ticket. I'd gladly tell you more, for the price of one cruise ticket.

Posted by: Bill Kristol, human paraquat at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (L7Eun)

229 When I scanned the top right sidebar post, I thought Ace wrote it. Because it sounded like Ace and it's a popular Ace theme. However, that is not Ace. Its some guy from Cleveland who probably likes the Indians and still hasn't gotten over 2016. But he is pushing through his heartbreak and writing sense. And getting banned from Twitter.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (sjdRT)

230 Where is everybody?

Did I miss out on the Rapture or something?

Posted by: simplemind at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (C6xeQ)

231 Renege McMuffin
Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 03:24 PM (7uYFy)


I hate to call threadwinner so early, so I waited.

That here's funny! I don't care who you are, that's funnnny.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (z79tQ)

232 Rosenstein has told Trump that he is NOT the target of Mueller's probe.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (/tuJf)

Where have I heard that before?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (T71PA)

233 In Philadelphia, the mocha costs 50 bucks.

Posted by: Bo Diddley's Pawnbrokers at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (hqZPQ)

234 Vagrants? They were high power real estate speculators.

They were cutting a high-stakes deal on which store doorway they were going to sleep in that night.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (MDlMP)

235 224 The Flyers are still a few years from being a serious playoff team.
Posted by: josephistan at April 19, 2018 03:54 PM (7HtZB)

I hope you never fire Hakstol. *g*

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (9TK8E)

236 So true believers in McMuffin/Hillary get stiffed and got the sads? I weep with them.

Posted by: Robert Jenks at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (VbLoi)

237 Most likely it will be the 76ers who win a championship next

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (aC6Sd)

238 130 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)


Evidently the NFL is doubling down on "woke".

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (xjiRE)

239 >>"He" being Trump?

Oui.

And Catherine Herridge is reporting that the IG made a criminal referral on McCabe some time ago, it's just being reported now.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf)

240 Is there a problem officers?

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (hqZPQ)

241 Now I'm going to think of Beyonce's ass as the chocolate death star from this day on.



rofl
This seems so random.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (UXHfL)

242 Rosenfield tells Trump he is not a target of tbe Mueller investigation, Bloomberg reports

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (m7LQK)

243 Nobody stiffs me. Nobody.

Posted by: Hillary! at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (djCea)

244 They were cutting a high-stakes deal on which store doorway they were going to sleep in that night.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (MDlMP)

High risk, high returns.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (T71PA)

245 Some target maker should come up with the "Parkland Kids" knock down targets.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 19, 2018 03:57 PM (pw+jk)

246 Turn those espresso machines back on!!!

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at April 19, 2018 03:57 PM (hqZPQ)

247 243 Nobody stiffs me. Nobody.
Posted by: Hillary! at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (djCea)


"Says you."

--Webb Hubbell

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 03:57 PM (9TK8E)

248 That the circumstance that some know-nothing teenager would be able to lecture the country on serious matters, with the facade of some sort of moral authority, and be abetted by political operatives, shows me how degenerate a large portion of the country has become.

There may not be many options for keeping the country from devolving into Europe.

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 03:57 PM (zSVEm)

249 Some target maker should come up with the "Parkland Kids" knock down targets.
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Or a series of trading cards a la Garbage Pail Kids.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 19, 2018 03:57 PM (vg8iE)

250 Okay it is members of the football team so maybe not the outspoken gungrabbers.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:58 PM (LiyEm)

251 Rumor is of some plan to dig up Kate Smith's body for Game Six.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (LOgQ4)



Kate Smith!?!?

Dang, those Charlie's Angels are dropping like flies.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 03:58 PM (+lOpA)

252 Think I will head to the local Starbucks and hang around and see if I can get a free franchise. Don't let on that I'm not black.

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 03:58 PM (2LelM)

253 Does sneering imbecile Bill Kristol ever say anything that isn't imbecilicly sneering?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 03:58 PM (verI8)

254 Rosenfield tells Trump he is not a target of tbe Mueller investigation, Bloomberg reports
Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM

Problem is nobody told Mueller that

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2018 03:58 PM (aC6Sd)

255 I'm a fiscal conservative.

Except with other people's money.

Egg McMuffin

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 19, 2018 03:58 PM (bB4HN)

256 239 >>"He" being Trump?

Oui.

And Catherine Herridge is reporting that the IG made a criminal referral on McCabe some time ago, it's just being reported now.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf)

Doesn't the Cohen raid tend to imply that Mueller is just subcontracting the attack on Trump to the NY AG office?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2018 03:58 PM (RD7QR)

257 Hillary had over $20 million in campaign debt, which Obama donors helped settle - but it took until the time she left State to do this - 4 years.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2018 03:59 PM (W+vEI)

258 Trump is the only target but like Khan in Star Trek II HE KEEPS MISSING THE TARGET!

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:59 PM (LiyEm)

259 I can't believe the title is Never Again. It shows how shallow and ignorant this generation is about history. "Never Again" is about an atrocious time in history. "Never Forget" is about 9/11.



I was thinking this was intentional.
Take "Never Again" from the Holocaust as part of their way of erasing it.


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One would figure a Jewish group would take high offense at that and stomp a mud hole in their asses over it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 03:59 PM (+BxpP)

260 Don't let on that I'm not black.
Posted by: Gumby

As long as you self identify as a black

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:00 PM (BdsCV)

261 Rosenstein has told Trump that he is NOT the target of Mueller's probe.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 03:52 PM (/tuJf)

Where have I heard that before?
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (T71PA)

Trump should expect a raid on another of his lawyer's offices in the next few days. Or maybe one of his kids.
Yeah, surprise Ivanka--with guns drawn while she's in bed early one morning.....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 04:00 PM (7uYFy)

262 Is Egg McMuffin with or without cheese?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 04:00 PM (verI8)

263 True story, when I ran for the 1908 presidency, I paid all of my employees.

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 19, 2018 04:00 PM (pw+jk)

264 Philadelphia police commissioner apologize to to vagrants from the Starbucks stafu, so predict lawsuits from the two in 3, 2, ...

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Starbucks, the Egg McMuffin of coffee shops.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 04:00 PM (+y/Ru)

265 >262
Is Egg McMuffin with or without cheese?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 04:00 PM (verI


With! Savage.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (sjdRT)

266 197 Hey, all that Turtle Wax for my head ain't cheap you know.

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (OD2ni)
...........

Go the other way and get some Toppik.

Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (HgMAr)

267 One would figure a Jewish group would take high offense at that and stomp a mud hole in their asses over it.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 03:59 PM (+BxpP)

Especially since it's a punk kid whose last name is "Hogg."

Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (7uYFy)

268 >>Doesn't the Cohen raid tend to imply that Mueller is just subcontracting the attack on Trump to the NY AG office?

No, not really. That's what the media would have you believe but it appears Cohen has some legal issues of his own that Mueller found during the course of the investigation.

As I've been saying for some time, things aren't always what they appear in this various investigations. It wouldn't shock me if Rosenstein turns out to be much more of a neutral player than has been assumed.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (/tuJf)

269 I can swear that I never before heard the name "Mindy Finn".

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (KxbBq)

270 When I was a kid, you had to have the discipline to get up before 10:30 am so you could get your Hot Cakes and Sausage from McDonalds before breakfast closed.

Now you can expect to be a layabout community organizer getting breakfast at any time.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (hqZPQ)

271
Did I miss out on the Rapture or something?

Posted by: simplemind
___________

Yep,, everyone's gone except you and me. Funny that, uh?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (mPeei)

272
Holy shit, Kate Smith has been dead for 32 years. Nobody told me.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (LOgQ4)

273 Nobody stiffs me. Nobody.
Posted by: Hillary! at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (djCea)

Webb Hubbell did. Once.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (z79tQ)

274
Don't let on that I'm not black.

Posted by: Gumby

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Neither am I. Keep that on the DL.

Posted by: Talcum X at April 19, 2018 04:02 PM (pw+jk)

275 I bet the Philadelphia Police commissioner didn't apologize for bombing the city but. but now has to apologize for arresting a couple of vagrants.

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:02 PM (LiyEm)

276 195 What the fuck is this "Trump policy of conceding to Putin" that they are referring to? What has Trump "conceded" to Putin? This Collusion business is out of hand.
Posted by: JoeF. at April 19, 2018 03:50 PM (7uYFy)
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Well, there was that reset policy that was meant to apologize for Bush getting testy about Russia gobbling up a Georgian province.
Then the sudden decision not to put anti-missile stuff in E Europe because Putin no likey.
And a nuclear arms treaty totally favoring the Rooskis and with no way to stop cheating.

And not getting cranky about Putin's seizing the Crimea.
Or his blowing up planes.
Or fomenting guerilla wars in Ukraine and Transnistria.

And laughing hysterically when Romney suggested that maybe, just maybe, Putin wasn't our pal.

Oh, wait. You said Trump.
Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at April 19, 2018 04:02 PM (0jtPF)

277 >>Holy shit, Kate Smith has been dead for 32 years. Nobody told me.

Kate Smith has been dead for 32 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:03 PM (/tuJf)

278 238 130 Also apparently the Parkland kids will be at the podium for the Miami Dolphins NFL draft pick.
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)

Evidently the NFL is doubling down on "woke".
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 03:55 PM (xjiRE)

What do business owners not grasp about the concept of serving paying customers and declining to get political?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 04:03 PM (verI8)

279 Holy shit, Kate Smith has been dead for 32 years. Nobody told me.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (LOgQ4)
I know, right?

Posted by: New York Yankees at April 19, 2018 04:03 PM (7uYFy)

280 269 I can swear that I never before heard the name "Mindy Finn".
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (KxbBq)


Me neither. Money well spent.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 04:03 PM (+lOpA)

281 @261 - Surprise Ivanka in bed? I volunteer as Tribute!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at April 19, 2018 04:03 PM (XiyU+)

282 If they weren't paid, and did a bunch of supposedly valuable work, and the value of the amount of work they weren't paid for exceeds campaign contribution limits, isn't the amount above donation limits an illegal campaign contribution?

Toss the lot of his staffers in jail for violating campaign finance laws. Good enough for Dinesh D'Souza, good enough for anyone working for a breakfast sandwich.

Posted by: Rather Not at April 19, 2018 04:03 PM (oPogG)

283 What horrifies me is what this implies about the Bush family, who Kristol is certainly a reliable partisan of. Do such connections explain why the Bushes never dealt appropriately with Iran? Even as they killed Americans in Iraq.
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You might want to try on the idea that conflict between republicans and democrats that we call "politics" is not really politics but is a puppet show designed to hoodwink the rubes.

Cause, the evidence of such conflict is almost entirely rhetorical, situational, and ephemeral in the face of actually doing something to advance said rhetorical exercises. Its a civil war re enactment. Everyone dresses up, makes noise and gets up and goes home at the end of the day with no ground changing hands and no one involved getting hurt.

Posted by: simplemind at April 19, 2018 04:04 PM (C6xeQ)

284 Rather than toasting it, fry the english muffin in butter. Then substitute gruyere for the cheese. maybe throw on some holidaise sauce as a nod to eggs bennedict. Smoked pancetta as a finisher.

Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 04:04 PM (q177U)

285 I think that raid on Cohen was an effective misdirection! This whole Mueller deal might turn out to be. TRUMP!

Posted by: rockysan99 at April 19, 2018 04:04 PM (m7LQK)

286 275 I bet the Philadelphia Police commissioner didn't apologize for bombing the city but. but now has to apologize for arresting a couple of vagrants.
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Got a feeling that its gonna be Trick or Treat at all Philly Starbucks for the next couple of weeks. BTW, all Starbucks are located where hideous white people hang out. They'd better start playing a lot of Mozart or they are toast.

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 04:04 PM (2LelM)

287 The stream of vitriol hosed at Barbara Bush of all people (white supremacist???) should at least give the dummy nevertrumpers pause that maybe it's not really about Donald Trump or his "manners" or "morals" or "character". But maybe just that the Left hates everyone and everything associated with disagreeing with them.

Nevermind it won't.

Posted by: Mega at April 19, 2018 03:49 PM (DsFR3)
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Barbara Bush was the most liberal member of the Bush family, I remember her pro-choice position was prominently mentioned during the presidential runs of GHW Bush - he may or may not have felt the same way but as Reagan's VP he wasn't going on record as pro-choice. She was a woman from another generation who knew how to fulfill her roles in life with calm dignity.

That she is being so viciously attacked by Teh Left now that she is gone shows the complete lack of anything approaching humanity on that side of the divide.

Posted by: Boots at April 19, 2018 04:04 PM (EBwPV)

288 "Egg McMuffin "

Canadian Bacon is not real Bacon!

Posted by: X-ray at April 19, 2018 04:04 PM (TGrKk)

289 243 Nobody stiffs me. Nobody.
Posted by: Hillary! at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (djCea)


"Says you."

--Webb Hubbell
.......

Good grief Webb, you should have had some standards and gotten a hooker.

Posted by: wth at April 19, 2018 04:05 PM (HgMAr)

290 Toss the lot of his staffers in jail for violating campaign finance laws.

Good enough for Dinesh D'Souza, good enough for anyone working for a breakfast sandwich.
Posted by: Rather Not



They would. If there wasn't two levels of laws.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2018 04:05 PM (+BxpP)

291 If Starbuck's stock takes a shit I can't say I will feel sorry.I will laugh and laugh as a matter of fact...

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:05 PM (LiyEm)

292 284 Rather than toasting it, fry the english muffin in butter. Then substitute gruyere for the cheese. maybe throw on some holidaise sauce as a nod to eggs bennedict. Smoked pancetta as a finisher.

Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 04:04 PM (q177U)

And after breakfast, you can slip on your crocs, and take a nice little prance around the neighborhood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 04:05 PM (Dp6qK)

293 @284, at some point, even the statins aren't enough.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 19, 2018 04:05 PM (hqZPQ)

294 Shallot and chive gournay cheese on the breakfast sandwich.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 04:05 PM (89T5c)

295 Rather than toasting it, fry the english muffin in butter. Then substitute gruyere for the cheese. maybe throw on some holidaise sauce as a nod to eggs bennedict. Smoked pancetta as a finisher.
Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 04:04 PM (q177U)


Have 911 on speed dial in case of heart attack.

But damn, that does sound good.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:06 PM (UXHfL)

296 That she is being so viciously attacked by Teh Left now that she is gone shows the complete lack of anything approaching humanity on that side of the divide.

Posted by: Boots at April 19, 2018 04:04 PM (EBwPV)



You would think W might take notice and finally get who his enemies are.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2018 04:07 PM (+lOpA)

297 Good grief Webb, you should have had some standards and gotten a hooker.


I'm sure he had to pay for it. Shillary don't do nothing for nothing

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:07 PM (BdsCV)

298 269 I can swear that I never before heard the name "Mindy Finn".
Posted by: mallfly of the Lammermoor at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (KxbBq)


Is her husband named Mickey?

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 04:08 PM (xjiRE)

299 McMuffin was CIA. It's possible that CIA trains people to prevaricate convincingly. Just a rumor I've heard. Posted by: joncelli, definitely pre-10:30

Actually this makes sense. This whole 'collusion' thing was a domestic Intel op. {takes off tin foil hat} Posted by: Puddleglum at April 19, 2018 03:44 PM (WXvVY)
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What makes it all so much ironically richer is that he also worked for Congress in 'Foreign Relations' -- per wiki McMullin served as a chief policy director for the House Republican Conference in the U.S. House of Representatives and a senior adviser on national security issues for the House Committee on Foreign Affairs.

So, he has a pension from CIA and a pension from House, and unmarried, no major expenses.


Posted by: mustbequantum at April 19, 2018 04:08 PM (MIKMs)

300
As I've been saying for some time, things aren't always what they appear in this various investigations. It wouldn't shock me if Rosenstein turns out to be much more of a neutral player than has been assumed.


Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (/tuJf)


Oh sure, just when you get people to start laying off the Sleepy Sessions jokes you throw that out there.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 19, 2018 04:08 PM (lKyWE)

301 I'd like to see a raid of Lisa Barsoomian's (Roddy's wife) office. Her firm has done much work for Clinton. Let's see where the Rosenstein family income comes from? Let's see the client list.

Posted by: CN at April 19, 2018 04:08 PM (5gaNQ)

302 Oh yeah, and... fuck Bill Kristol.

Posted by: Cold Civil War at April 19, 2018 04:08 PM (Z2PYk)

303 The only person on the left I read who was vitriolic about Barbara Bush was the crazy professor from Fresno State. That is an advantage of not doing Facecrook and Twitter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (tpDAe)

304 >>Oh sure, just when you get people to start laying off the Sleepy Sessions jokes you throw that out there.

Well I'm heading on vacation tomorrow and I needed to chum the waters for while I'm gone.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (/tuJf)

305 Took a nap. Has Sessions arrested anyone yet?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (r9UYA)

306 I want RICO and hangings.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (89T5c)

307 Wow, interesting about McMullin (really, who gives a shit about that turd?)

Article in the Examiner by the lawyer Comey leaked his memos to:

https://tinyurl.com/Comey-Dirts-Lynch

Hat tip Bongino, er JackStraw, I mean Bongino.

Speculation is that Comey has sonething very "BAD" on Lynch.

Let the "BAD" things begin!!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (0oDnb)

308 >Well I'm heading on vacation tomorrow and I needed to chum the waters for while I'm gone.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (/tuJf)


Is this the bonefish/Rapture trip?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 04:10 PM (sjdRT)

309 I am still gobsmacked that anyone ever fell for McMuffin's game.

I mean, seriously, his campaign was "Hi, you've never seen me before, but I worked for the CIA. I won't tell you what I did there, and I haven't done the basic legwork necessary for a credible run for the presidency, but if you vote for me we might be able to throw the election into chaos!"

The actual fuck. I would be more likely to take seriously someone who wrote in "Mickey Mouse" than someone who voted for this schlub.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 19, 2018 04:10 PM (FDnQi)

310 And after breakfast, you can slip on your crocs, and take a nice little prance around the neighborhood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018


Without an early morning sip of penis? You're not balancing your carb/protein ratio correctly.

Posted by: Shep at April 19, 2018 04:10 PM (LOgQ4)

311

EM GRUYERE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 19, 2018 04:10 PM (mPeei)

312 Ground control to Sergeant Comey: negative smirk in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by: I Cried at April 19, 2018 04:11 PM (loZXu)

313 >>Is this the bonefish/Rapture trip?

Yes sir.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:11 PM (/tuJf)

314 Did I miss out on the Rapture or something?

Posted by: simplemind
___________

Yep,, everyone's gone except you and me. Funny that, uh?

*hic*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton
=======
Talk about a fate worse than death.

Posted by: simplemind at April 19, 2018 04:11 PM (C6xeQ)

315 And after breakfast, you can slip on your crocs, and take a nice little prance around the neighborhood.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2018 04:05 PM (Dp6qK)

LMAO!!! This is why I come here.

(Seriously though, I think the key is to switch up the cheese with something that has more punch, aged chedder for instance)

Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2018 04:11 PM (q177U)

316 Rosenstein has told Trump that he is NOT the target of Mueller's probe.

Posted by: JackStraw

__________

I saw that

So what exactly is his purpose now?

Seems to me to be a green light for Sessions to take the reins.

FWIW, I think they are luring Trump into a false sense of security, Comey was doing the same thing.

Posted by: Maritime at April 19, 2018 04:12 PM (lKmt3)

317 Yes sir.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:11 PM (/tuJf)


Have fun! Limit out early. You know, just in case.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 19, 2018 04:12 PM (sjdRT)

318 I wouldn't fuck Bill Kristol with David Hogg's dick. Maybe a flamethrower.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 19, 2018 04:12 PM (KP5rU)

319
I forgot who said it - but someone remarked in AoS, or its related sphere of influence, that after all of this "collusion"investigation, almost two years later, and it shows that the only person in DC who DIDN'T collude with foreign powers to interfere with the election was, in fact, Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 19, 2018 03:45 PM (Fb9aZ)







Or the whole Michael Brown shooting thing. After the incident itself, the riots, the lawsuits, the cultural caterwauling and all, turns out that the only person ANYWHERE who acted with honor and within the law was Officer Darren Wilson.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2018 04:12 PM (XWkhW)

320 The only person on the left I read who was vitriolic about Barbara Bush was the crazy professor from Fresno State. That is an advantage of not doing Facecrook and Twitter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (tpDAe) fnord (tpDAe)


It's probably like half a dozen people with 30 accounts, but Everybody Must Lose Their Poop at least once a day in the Age of Unseriousness.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 19, 2018 04:12 PM (FDnQi)

321 EM GRUYERE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 19, 2018 04:10 PM (mPeei)

After the explanation of how to speak Maxine, I actually understand these things. God help me.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 04:12 PM (T71PA)

322 "I'll gladly repay you Tuesday for the presidency today," Evan said, innocently.

"Keep sucking, bitch," Bill snarled.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 04:13 PM (XAbde)

323 Re: the "Hannity Standard"

The haters are out to villify Hannity, who I generally don't watch, but I disagree with Jonah and others sneering at him. If Hannity was in fact a client of Cohen's he should have disclosed it IF (a) his employer required it, or (2) if commonly understood journalistic ethics required it.

Hannity says he wasn't a client, that his employer didn't require a disclosure and that a casual relationship with a news source is not generally understood to require disclosure. The examples of the third case are legion, so - please - don't go all high-horsey on this. Jonah.

Moreover, if Jonah Goldberg were embarrassed in court by the disclosure of a confidential relationship, he'd be screaming to high heaven. If, for example, he was seeing a doctor for transsexual therapy, wouldn't the client (Jonah Goldberg in this case) be due a duty of silence? What if Jonah decide not to become female? Wouldn't he prefer to keep private his passing fancy with the idea?

Seems to me Hannity is getting a bad deal from the "conservative" punditry.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 04:13 PM (LISuA)

324 But... it is funny to make fun of this Powder-looking nightcrawler.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2018 03:28 PM (8rNrN)


I've missed so much thready goodness today. Powder-looking nightcrawler and shiftless light-fingered Nosferatu made my day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:13 PM (ptqGC)

325 Yeah, yeah, your not a target, were just going to raid your lawyers office because we found something hinky during our illigitimate investigation of your non-existent collusion with Russians...

Say hows about we have a surprise off the record, unrecorded interview?

When?

Oh well just pop on over sometime, itll be really quick, honest injun.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2018 04:13 PM (sMsXc)

326
Bonefish? Can you even eat them? I don't like catching fish I can't eat.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 19, 2018 04:13 PM (LOgQ4)

327 Well I'm heading on vacation tomorrow and I needed to chum the waters for while I'm gone.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (/tuJf)

WHHAAATTTT?

How long do you plan to be gone?

Does this mean you won't be posting updates for the slower members of the horde (me) about the current clvsterfvck?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:14 PM (UXHfL)

328 Took a nap. Has Sessions arrested anyone yet?
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (r9UYA)
+++++
Hey what do you know one note charlie is back ?

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 04:14 PM (y3aQB)

329 Rosenfield tells Trump he is not a target of tbe Mueller investigation, Bloomberg reports
=======
Just his family, business partners, lawyers, and other known associates.

Funny how that works.

Posted by: simplemind at April 19, 2018 04:14 PM (C6xeQ)

330 Mindy Finn is Mickey's sister. A real knockout.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 19, 2018 04:14 PM (5ZTkg)

331 >>Have fun! Limit out early. You know, just in case.

Thanks! I'll be within about a mile of a dozen or so Happy Hour spots so one way or another it will be fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (/tuJf)

332 77 That's too harsh about Gleen,
Is that Ace's nickname for Glenn Greenwald

Back in the days when we real men used phones the size of a fucking loaf of bread, Glen got caught creating some sock puppet fan mail to himself. Hilarity ensued, with adoring messages appearing here from various secret admirers such as Gleen Grenwald. I think Ace May be harking back to those merry pranks!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (3d0hn)

333 "Rosenstein has told Trump that he is NOT the target of Mueller's probe."

Oh cool. so now Rosenstein is kinda like Trump's wingman. Like Holder was for Obama.

Oh goodie.

Posted by: Drider at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (HdKKm)

334 I'm suing Starcucks because I hung out, didn't buy anything, they gave me the code to the bathroom, and didn't call the 5-O on me because I am black and was discriminated on.

Posted by: Talcum X at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (pw+jk)

335 >>Hey what do you know one note charlie is back ?

Posted by: DeploraBOT

Mind backing me up with your meat flute?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (r9UYA)

336 Powder-looking nightcrawler and shiftless light-fingered Nosferatu made my day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:13 PM (ptqGC)

I missed both.

I did see the one about Beyonce's ass as the chocolate death star.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (UXHfL)

337 Trying tofigure out the problem with Hannity having Cohen as his lawyer.... using logic and reason... could be the problem.... considering the law, and all.

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (zSVEm)

338 Comey on with Tapper. What a weasel.

His eyes go shifty when he tells a whopper.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 19, 2018 04:16 PM (pV/54)

339 332 77 That's too harsh about Gleen,
Is that Ace's nickname for Glenn Greenwald

Back in the days when we real men used phones the size of a fucking loaf of bread, Glen got caught creating some sock puppet fan mail to himself. Hilarity ensued, with adoring messages appearing here from various secret admirers such as Gleen Grenwald. I think Ace May be harking back to those merry pranks!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (3d0hn)


It could've been worse. GLEET Greenwald.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:16 PM (VM6ev)

340 That's too harsh about Gleen,
Is that Ace's nickname for Glenn Greenwald

Back in the days when we real men used phones the size of a fucking loaf of bread, Glen got caught creating some sock puppet fan mail to himself. Hilarity ensued, with adoring messages appearing here from various secret admirers such as Gleen Grenwald. I think Ace May be harking back to those merry pranks!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (3d0hn)


Thank you. I wondered if it was more than a typo. I never know.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:17 PM (UXHfL)

341 GLEET ?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (r9UYA)

342 I did see the one about Beyonce's ass as the chocolate death star.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (UXHfL)

This kind of comment is what keeps me coming back here.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (T71PA)

343 "Rosenstein has told Trump that he is NOT the target of Mueller's probe."
----------

Don't fall for it Donnie.

First rule of Impeach Club: "Don't talk to Mueller"
Second rule of Impeach Club: "DON'T talk to Mueller!"

Posted by: WisRich at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (G0vdT)

344 >>Does this mean you won't be posting updates for the slower members of the horde (me) about the current clvsterfvck?

Just about a week. I'll probably be checking in every now and then since we ever getting near the end.

Now that the IG is making public criminal referrals it should start getting very interesting.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf)

345 What do business owners not grasp about the concept of serving paying customers and declining to get political?

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 19, 2018 04:03 PM (verI

****
Everything, apparently. The failure of the Chik-Fil-A "Boycott" years ago should have been a warning. Pretty soon, if the NFL destroys itself over this the next warning will look like this:
https://tinyurl.com/ya4xbdtw

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (Fb9aZ)

346 Maybe they can reboot Glee by hiring Camera Hogg?

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (2LelM)

347 Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (r9UYA)
+++
is that the best you got sweetheart??

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (y3aQB)

348
Nobody stiffs me. Nobody.
Posted by: Hillary! at April 19, 2018 03:56 PM (djCea)

Webb Hubbell did. Once.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (z79tQ)







My money is on the turkey baster.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (XWkhW)

349 341 GLEET ?
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (r9UYA)


Look it up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (VM6ev)

350 328 Took a nap. Has Sessions arrested anyone yet?
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:09 PM (r9UYA)
+++++
Hey what do you know one note charlie is back ?
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 04:14 PM (y3aQB)



Why don't you two just get a room and go fuck already and leave us all the hell alone.

Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (lKs2v)

351 Omgosh. This site goes that far back...to the days of the Bread Loaf phones?! Wasn't that the late 80s, early 90s?

How long has this site been around?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (UXHfL)

352 Comey: I was just an ordinary private citizen when I leaked self-serving file memos to the NYT so it could push for a special prosecutor.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (pV/54)

353 >>Look it up.

NO way.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (r9UYA)

354 Everything, apparently. The failure of the Chik-Fil-A "Boycott" years ago should have been a warning. Pretty soon, if the NFL destroys itself over this the next warning will look like this:
https://tinyurl.com/ya4xbdtw
Posted by: Publius Redux at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (Fb9aZ)

The Finns are bad ass.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (T71PA)

355 342 I did see the one about Beyonce's ass as the chocolate death star.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (UXHfL)

This kind of comment is what keeps me coming back here.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (T71PA)


I have to take credit/blame for that. I intended the comment to be "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Death Starfish." Left off the fish and then someone said something about Beyonce.

And so it goes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (VM6ev)

356 Maybe they can reboot Glee by hiring Camera Hogg?

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (2LelM)

Isn't he too gay for that?

Posted by: X-ray at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (TGrKk)

357 I did see the one about Beyonce's ass as the chocolate death star.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (UXHfL)


Dang I missed that. My husband scheduled a lunch meeting re our student and got the day and MONTH wrong. So two hours wasted.

In his defense, he's still worn out from caring for his cranky old aunt and ditsy ancient mother, The Queen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

358 Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (lKs2v)
+++++
why don't you go to hell ?

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (y3aQB)

359 353 >>Look it up.

NO way.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (r9UYA)


It's a medical term, but wait until after dinner, about an hour.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:21 PM (VM6ev)

360 I thought Gleet was that alien chimp thing from "Lost in Space"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at April 19, 2018 04:21 PM (XiyU+)

361 358 Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (lKs2v)
+++++
why don't you go to hell ?
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (y3aQB)



You'll have to find my remains and burn them first.

Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2018 04:21 PM (lKs2v)

362 The actual fuck. I would be more likely to take seriously someone who wrote in "Mickey Mouse" than someone who voted for this schlub.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith


What about "Donald Duck"?

Asking for a friend, mind you!

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at April 19, 2018 04:21 PM (AoK0a)

363 360 I thought Gleet was that alien chimp thing from "Lost in Space"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at April 19, 2018 04:21 PM (XiyU+)


That was Debbie. The Wasserman-Bloop.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:21 PM (VM6ev)

364 It's a medical term, but wait until after dinner, about an hour.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Gleet make my teeth the whitest they've ever been!

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:22 PM (BdsCV)

365 I did see the one about Beyonce's ass as the chocolate death star.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:15 PM (UXHfL)


I will circumnavigate that crevice and deposit my torpedoes right down the luscious exhaust port, for the rebellion, of course.

It'll be like bullseyeing Hope Solo's starfish back home.

Posted by: Luke Asscracker at April 19, 2018 04:22 PM (Dp6qK)

366 Ha ha! Someone has produced realistic-looking fake Starbucks free coffee coupons to apologize for their racism. Let's see what happens when they're redeemed.

https://bit.ly/2F2jVqC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)

367 I thought Mindy Finn was a character in Finding Nemo.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2018 04:23 PM (0jtPF)

368 This is racist.

Posted by: gahomo at April 19, 2018 04:23 PM (kPA/n)

369 364 It's a medical term, but wait until after dinner, about an hour.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Gleet make my teeth the whitest they've ever been!
Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:22 PM (BdsCV)


The first time I ever heard the term used was in "Porky's Revenge" when they're watching a hygiene film.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:23 PM (VM6ev)

370 Isn't he too gay for that?


Posted by: X-ray at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (TGrKk)
========================
No one is too gay for Glee.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (LISuA)

371 Is gleet dick cheese?

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (LiyEm)

372 >Does this mean you won't be posting updates for the slower members of the horde (me) about the current clvsterfvck?

Just about a week. I'll probably be checking in every now and then since we ever getting near the end.

Now that the IG is making public criminal referrals it should start getting very interesting.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf)

Yes, in the before times those Criminal Referrals (what a term) would have been front page news and make people take things. But it appears it has not. Color me shocked.

I heard the full IG report is May sometimes.

While you are on vacay please do not stick more straws in turtle noses. Justin T. told Mayor Kahn of London about getting letters about this. Our world leaders, what a pack of idiots.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (UXHfL)

373 How long has this site been around?
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (UXHfL)


I've been here since 2003 or 4.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (Z5y53)

374 Choosy mothers choose Gleet!

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (BdsCV)

375 359 353 >>Look it up.

NO way.
Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (r9UYA)


It's a medical term, but wait until after dinner, about an hour.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:21 PM (VM6ev)

It's derived from Old French glette meaning slime or secretion.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (J7NdS)

376 371 Is gleet dick cheese?
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (LiyEm)


Urethral discharge caused by gonorrhea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (VM6ev)

377 Ah, the thread spiral, it begins....

Posted by: kraken at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (zSVEm)

378 358 Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2018 04:19 PM (lKs2v)
+++++
why don't you go to hell ?

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (y3aQB)

Lighten up, Francis. Buzzion's been dead for months now. Have you no respect for the deceased?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 04:25 PM (7UW64)

379 Gleet: chronic inflammation (such as gonorrhea) of a bodily orifice usually accompanied by an abnormal discharge; also : the discharge itself

Gack

Posted by: Under Fire at April 19, 2018 04:25 PM (r9UYA)

380 *take things seriously.

Dammit!

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:25 PM (UXHfL)

381 dick cheese?
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (LiyEm)

Is that some kind of weird ass lunch meat?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 04:25 PM (T71PA)

382 Is gleet dick cheese?
Posted by: steevy

I think that's smegma

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:25 PM (BdsCV)

383 364 Gleet make my teeth the whitest they've ever been!
Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:22 PM (BdsCV)

Goddamnit, I'm old enough to remember GLEEM.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2018 04:25 PM (9TK8E)

384 381 dick cheese?
Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (LiyEm)

Is that some kind of weird ass lunch meat?
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 04:25 PM (T71PA)


Cappicola. Or spotted dick, peut-etre.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:26 PM (VM6ev)

385 The Finns are bad ass.


Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 19, 2018 04:20 PM (T71PA)


There are seven of them, and they are deadly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2018 04:26 PM (7UW64)

386 Urethral discharge caused by gonorrhea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM


You take that back.

Check the nic on Urban Dictionary, if you dare.

Posted by: Urethra Franklin at April 19, 2018 04:26 PM (LOgQ4)

387 382 Is gleet dick cheese?
Posted by: steevy

I think that's smegma
Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:25 PM (BdsCV)


Ironic that a layer of magma is below the crust...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:26 PM (VM6ev)

388 So,infected dick cheese...

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:26 PM (LiyEm)

389 Now that the IG is making public criminal referrals it should start getting very interesting.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf)


Perp Walk!

Posted by: The Guy that what Sells Pictures of Hillary in Orange Pantsuits for Money ... at April 19, 2018 04:26 PM (AoK0a)

390 I've been here since 2003 or 4.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2018 04:24 PM (Z5y53)
=========================
Wow- posting since age 15!

The Hoggenfuhrer has got nothing on blaster.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a hootin' and a hollerin' at April 19, 2018 04:27 PM (LISuA)

391 Well I'm heading on vacation tomorrow and I needed to chum the waters for while I'm gone.

Posted by: JackStraw



Chumming is cheating if you're a fly fisherman. That's a ruse for bait people. I hope you at least use circle hooks.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 19, 2018 04:27 PM (fuK7c)

392 Oh man I just laughed myself to hyperventilation

Posted by: steevy at April 19, 2018 04:27 PM (LiyEm)

393 NOOODD

Posted by: Bruce at April 19, 2018 04:27 PM (BdsCV)

394 Dang I missed that. My husband scheduled a lunch meeting re our student and got the day and MONTH wrong. So two hours wasted.


Bwahahahaha

Is is bad I laffed at that? The Month wrong is what did it.

So funny.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:28 PM (UXHfL)

395 Cappicola. Or spotted dick, peut-etre.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 19, 2018 04:26 PM (VM6ev)
======================
The spotted dick is for dessert.

Posted by: Emperor of the High Seas, Barack Aubrey at April 19, 2018 04:28 PM (LISuA)

396
And another excuse to link my favorite blog post on the subject of Finnish badassery.

http://tinyurl.com/y8oka9vt

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 19, 2018 04:29 PM (XWkhW)

397 360
I thought Gleet was that alien chimp thing from "Lost in Space"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at April 19, 2018 04:21 PM (XiyU+)

***
I believe you are referring to "Gleep" the Space Monkey, friend of Zan and Jana, the "Wonder Twins," on the Superfriends Saturday morning cartoon.
Not at all to be confused with Grape Ape.

Posted by: Publius Redux at April 19, 2018 04:29 PM (Fb9aZ)

398 366 Ha ha! Someone has produced realistic-looking fake Starbucks free coffee coupons to apologize for their racism. Let's see what happens when they're redeemed.

https://bit.ly/2F2jVqC
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2018 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)


Wow, that really does look legit.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2018 04:29 PM (xjiRE)

399 I don't know what's worse, that y'all still look this stuff up, or that you SOBs then post the results to torture those of us that had more sense...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 19, 2018 04:30 PM (NSW7U)

400 Aught Four for me.

Only site I have bookmarked.

This place is home.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 19, 2018 04:31 PM (0oDnb)

401 Tie this bald fucker to Romney.

Also, tie him to Mormons. Make them defend him.

Since it is somewhat indefensible, they will have to criticize. Or not.

Posted by: nip at April 19, 2018 04:33 PM (ECLaL)

402 Bonefish are the tweaking trout of the salt flats and the little guys can yank your arms out of the sockets, Jack. Use voice-to-text to update us if necessary.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 19, 2018 04:35 PM (W3lnd)

403 399 I don't know what's worse, that y'all still look this stuff up, or that you SOBs then post the results to torture those of us that had more sense...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 19, 2018 04:30 PM (NSW7U)


I think this is where "Curiousity killed the Cat" comes from.

I know not to click on certain links, or look up certain words, but then they go and post the definitions... whaddya gonna do?

It's like wanting a donut. I'm not gonna go buy one, but if someone brings it to to me? Well, then yes. It is only polite, and I'm only human.

Damn reprobates. Corrupting us all.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 19, 2018 04:36 PM (UXHfL)

404 McMullin...Kristol...Flake...GOPe...

What percent of the putative "Conservative" whole has always actually been a bunch of false-flag grifters and opportunists?

Trump's election has certainly clarified an enormous amount about the past few decades...

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 19, 2018 04:37 PM (Hi8cV)

405 What's the difference between dick cheese and toe cheese? I'm asking for Ace.

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 04:38 PM (2LelM)

406 OT-- Funny internet memes on BLM protesting Starbucks:

https://tinyurl.com/yavfytnm


BLM is nuts, and I do feel sorry for the Starbucks worker.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 19, 2018 04:38 PM (tpDAe)

407 Bill Kristol and Evan McMullin walk into a bar for the annual gay Halloween party dressed as two of the Village People.

McMuffin turns to Kristol, who he is dragging in a dog collar and chain and says...

Posted by: Marcus T, Evila Wall Street Rooster at April 19, 2018 04:40 PM (VpIIl)

408 I've always felt the Starbucks vibe was like a faculty lounge at a mediocre community college.

Posted by: Gumby at April 19, 2018 04:40 PM (2LelM)

409 Trump is not the target, since they probably can't indict Trump in any case. But every lawyer he ever had could have their office raided, every bimbo eruption will be pursued, any ally of Trump may need to come up with at least a million in defense fees to fight off malicious investigation/prosecution.

And if anything in any confidential lawyer notes points them toward something else where they can destroy his family or friends, millions of tax dollar money can be spent destroying those good people.

But they are still not sure Hillary had any intent for her decades of scheming, and they will never raid any of her lawyers' offices. Cuz Mueller hired most of those (mob) lawyers.

Of course Trump is the target, whether or not he is the specific target for any indictment, the whole witch hunt is to target Trump.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2018 04:41 PM (bT8Z4)

410 Kristol should have a fundraiser for McMuffin on his Cruise to Obscurity.

Posted by: Marcus T, Evil Wall Street Rooster at April 19, 2018 04:42 PM (VpIIl)

411 Egg McNuffin

Posted by: That F'ing Guy at April 19, 2018 04:53 PM (19qqP)

412 As I've been saying for some time, things aren't
always what they appear in this various investigations. It wouldn't
shock me if Rosenstein turns out to be much more of a neutral player
than has been assumed.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2018 04:01 PM (/tuJf)

I'd like to believe that Jack. The raid on Cohen's office was typical Weismann tactics. He may have had some issues before, but why now? And how is it that Mueller, tasked with Russian interference/collusion even touching Cohen? And Rosenstein signed off on FISA warrant. And I truly believe he knew the background on the funding and not verified. So if what you say is true, then that means he was doing so, so as to build a case against the dossier and those that submitted its accuracy. Since one time could be a "oops" and a second time more of a "no, it wasn't an oops" in misleading/not completely truthful info to the FISA judge and attempt to also get the FISA judge .. . Contreras??

Several layers of chess going on there, then.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 19, 2018 04:57 PM (bB4HN)

413 I cannot stand that bald McMuffin douche bag. Friend of McCant on his secret Middle East trips. Egghead McMuffin. Balloon head. CIA twit who has duct tape on gun magazine. So awesome.

So happy to read he can't raise funds. Hallelujah! His connection to Mitt also runs deep. pfft

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at April 19, 2018 05:22 PM (J5mzk)

414
Muh Principles!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 19, 2018 06:09 PM (pNxlR)

415 How can Bill Kristol abandon this guy after all those tweets about not abandoning people in country X,Y,Z...?

Posted by: MikeN at April 19, 2018 09:32 PM (o/eHL)

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