Social Media ONT

Q:What do you do when you've got an ONT due, but you've been busy all day and it's hella late?

A: Do what half the sites online do, post a bunch of funny and stupid crap people have said on social media!


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Tonight's ONT brought to you by Rule 34:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:49 PM




Comments

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1 Early!

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 09:42 PM (kufk0)

2 Yay...

Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at April 12, 2018 09:42 PM (yhf6w)

3 Follow the money.

Posted by: Deep Stoat at April 12, 2018 09:43 PM (yQpMk)

4 Cruise tickets go on sale at midnight!

Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at April 12, 2018 09:43 PM (yhf6w)

5 Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

And in a calmer mood, every normal man must at times hear the call of the sea. John Masefield would like a word about that.

https://tinyurl.com/yaommn5p

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at April 12, 2018 09:44 PM (0IPOw)

6 That green car was funny

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 09:48 PM (kufk0)

7 The Humans as Elves to dogs makes you go hmm.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 09:48 PM (yQpMk)

8 Bill has retired for the evening due to a stiff mattress and a stiff wife!

Posted by: Tentotwo at April 12, 2018 09:48 PM (yhf6w)

9 Lucas is a stoolie!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at April 12, 2018 09:49 PM (qJtVm)

10 "You're white. Which automatically makes your reasoning irrelevant. Next!"

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HNNNNNNNNgggggggg.

I HATE RACISM. The true kind that the Democrats have supported for years since the Civil War.
They ruined my South, and now plan to ruin the whole country!

Posted by: Delaforce and his drilled finger (yes, I really did) at April 12, 2018 09:50 PM (eVIA2)

11 Happy-ish Thursday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at April 12, 2018 09:50 PM (AoK0a)

12 Lights cigarette.

Posted by: Margins at April 12, 2018 09:50 PM (yQpMk)

13 oh-oh.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 09:50 PM (KP5rU)

14 I laughed at some of these. So, thanks!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (xJa6I)

15 I love the one-armed teacher snippet. Except for the all-caps and bad punctuation, as well as the spelling errors. Nevertheless. the teacher dealt with an awkward moment with class.

Green Challenger. WANT!

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (Mkuv2)

16 lol'd at the green vehicle.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (pvjTE)

17 Who unbuttoned the ONT??

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (kufk0)

18 Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (W+vEI)

19 I wish I was as good a person as my dog, Logan, thinks I am.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (xJa6I)

20 >>That green car was funny

Yeah, that was a good one.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 09:53 PM (W+vEI)

21 Thanks for the wide, wide world of ONT!

Replace 'ghost' with 'Soul' and the little girl is not far wrong. Although that does create problems for Soros. Revenant maybe? Definitely a Ghoul.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson's Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 09:53 PM (aYCy9)

22 WeirdDave

margins got screwed at the10th comment

Posted by: concrete girl at April 12, 2018 09:53 PM (h9wAA)

23 The cat thing cracked me up.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 09:53 PM (NWiLs)

24 Wide in here.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (lwiT4)

25 Won't somebody think of the margins?

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (Mkuv2)

26 Goddamit Frank, This is ONT!

Posted by: Asian Med School Grad Student Cat at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (BTWWi)

27 All your margins now belong to us.

Posted by: The Rootkit at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (UdKB7)

28 I knew I was getting fat, but I didn't realize I'd gotten so wide.

Posted by: no good deed at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (eIQHF)

29 Oh for fuck's sake. Already?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (NWiLs)

30 Anybody here want a Penguins 3-peat aside from me?

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (yXU4O)

31 Shit, Sorry.

How did I manage to fuck the thread?

Posted by: Delaforce and his drilled finger (yes, I really did) at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (eVIA2)

32 Blowing margins is gay.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (NWiLs)

33 I might insist the next vehicle we buy have a green paint job for better parking....

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (kufk0)

34 30 Anybody here want a Penguins 3-peat aside from me?
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (yXU4O)

Nah, just a little ice cream.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (NWiLs)

35 Who has two thumbs and hasn't finished his taxes?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (yQpMk)

36 That eskimo exchange is hilarious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (ks6bw)

37 Delaforce, That is what we call a 'Barrelin'.

Try to throw some line breaks in there or it makes the hamsters cry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson's Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (aYCy9)

38 How did I manage to fuck the thread?
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Long unbroken string of characters.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (lwiT4)

39 Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (W+vEI)

I'm gonna need some sort of verification for that.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (oDzyA)

40 "You're white. Which automatically makes your reasoning irrelevant. Next!"

So... linguistics is only for white people? Or just reasoning?

Today I pissed of a young woman having a tantrum. "That's not okay!" She was yelling at a really sweet kid, I think as a complaint.

So as I passed, I said, "If it's not okay, it must be stuPENdous!" Sweet kid cracked up.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (/+bwe)

41 36 That eskimo exchange is hilarious.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (ks6bw)

And highly relevant to recent HQ events!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM (NWiLs)

42 >>Anybody here want a Penguins 3-peat aside from me?


No. I don't like Cindy Crosby at all.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM (77ERK)

43 35 in and the margins are already blown

Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM (O5Q3r)

44 35 Who has two thumbs and hasn't finished his taxes?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (yQpMk)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson's Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM (aYCy9)

45 Were Nelson twins?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM (PUmDY)

46 How did I manage to fuck the thread?
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You fed it a line and it spread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM (qJtVm)

47 Overnight Thread
Overnight Thread
Food for your soul
Food for your head

Jump to the top
That's where to begin
Even when Weird Dave's
Phoning it in

Posted by: mindful webworker - poultry in emulsion at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM (3tLP6)

48 I loved the content. Say what you will, the internet is funny!

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM (w1zJX)

49 Off, blazing saddles ref sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 09:57 PM (aYCy9)

50 I guess if my reasoning is irrelevant, she can't object to my language. Stupid eskimo.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 12, 2018 09:57 PM (bZ7mE)

51 I always preferred Eskimau.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 09:58 PM (77ERK)

52 45 Were Nelson twins?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM (PUmDY)

I think there were hit by some sort of twinning thing- like that episode of Farscape- but the guy never got around to eating the extra one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 09:58 PM (aYCy9)

53 31 Shit, Sorry.

How did I manage to fuck the thread?

Posted by: Delaforce and his drilled finger (yes, I really did) at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (eVIA2)

++++

Long strings with no spaces cause that problem.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 12, 2018 09:58 PM (pvjTE)

54 44 35 Who has two thumbs and hasn't finished his taxes?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (yQpMk)

*fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson's Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM

My people!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 12, 2018 09:58 PM (/+bwe)

55 Damn it.
I didn't think rage would do stuff like that..
Sorry

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 12, 2018 09:58 PM (eVIA2)

56 >>Were Nelson twins?

I believe so.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 09:58 PM (77ERK)

57 So that Eskimo girl looks kind of hot. Pretty sure we could sort he issues with a long weekend in an igloo and frequent, expertly dispensed spanking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 09:58 PM (AfOD4)

58 Regarding the *need a hand?* quip:

My late wife died of a GSW to the chest. Her bff hopped on the next plane out to come and help me and the kids during the first week or so. We were sitting around the kitchen table late one night talking over her struggle to be well throughout her life and she said *Well, she gave it her best shot.*

We both laughed that horrified, nervous, oh shit laughter.

She meant well.

Posted by: tonypete at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (9rIkM)

59 Although that does create problems for Soros. Revenant maybe? Definitely a Ghoul.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson's Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 09:53 PM (aYCy9)

Soros sold his soul long ago, about the time he was helping the Nazis round up his own people. Think about it. Fooker's old as a dinosaur gastrolith and richer than Richie Rich.

He must have an excellent security detail, because he may well be the most evil living human being on planet earth.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (Mkuv2)

60 Wasn't Eskimo chick here the other day?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (O5Q3r)

61 It's Yuuuuuge!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (PvFoN)

62 >>I'm gonna need some sort of verification for that.


Heh. Sure, check out this bit of nonsense:

https://twitter.com/PPIndKentucky/status/
969384341636861952

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (W+vEI)

63 Sorry

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 12, 2018 09:58 PM (eVIA2)
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Could be worse. Could be an Eskimo.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (lwiT4)

64 Enemies of Feminism: Empirical Science; Viral Capitalism; Dog Shows

Another "quick takes" on items where there is too little to say to make a complete article, but is still important enough to comment on.

The focus this time: Bitch Liberation Front

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14536

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (itfg0)

65 Basket Case?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (PUmDY)

66 I always preferred Eskimau.
Posted by: garrett


There was a Native Studies prof in the 90's that wanted all N.A. natives to unite under the term 'pnaci'

I dont' think he understood how that might be pronounced.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2018 10:00 PM (LNPd9)

67 So the word Eskimo comes from the Eskimos but now it's racist. Got it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2018 10:00 PM (SiINZ)

68 Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (W+vEI)

I'm gonna need some sort of verification for that.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM

Obviously someone learned as a child that yelling "No!" repeatedly causes adults to change their minds.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 12, 2018 10:00 PM (/+bwe)

69 My late wife died of a GSW to the chest.
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Oh my gosh.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 10:00 PM (lwiT4)

70 re 39: Hillary saying it makes it true.

Posted by: mallfly Rodham Clinton at April 12, 2018 10:00 PM (KxbBq)

71 Hullo, Mr. Hat. New article today, eh?

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 12, 2018 10:01 PM (eVIA2)

72 We have returned your vertical hold to the center. You're welcome.

Posted by: The Rootkit at April 12, 2018 10:02 PM (UdKB7)

73 Were Nelson twins?

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I know what this says. I know what this means. I know Nelson was a pop group some years back. I understand all of that.

I still find myself reading it over and over because it's so unusual to look at and read. Almost like it's missing an apostrophe in the "were".

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:02 PM (ks6bw)

74 many thnx to whomever fixed things

Posted by: concrete girl at April 12, 2018 10:02 PM (h9wAA)

75 Margins fixed

Posted by: Weirddave at April 12, 2018 10:02 PM (xpg6P)

76 Girthy in here!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 12, 2018 10:02 PM (e9G8E)

77 Hey WD,

I have a bartending video you might like. Where can Insend it to you at?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2018 10:02 PM (lVlqi)

78 I believe that Rosie O'Donnell might be part Eskimoo.




It's a joke.

Posted by: mallfly Rodham Clinton at April 12, 2018 10:03 PM (KxbBq)

79 I don't know why but this looks to me like I'm on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Yes, that is disturbing to say the least.

Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2018 10:03 PM (sdi6R)

80 Lucas the Snitch and Rachelle the Eskimo are the same person.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2018 10:03 PM (jw1kO)

81 I'm appalled at the gratuitous Eskimophobia displayed here. Appalled I say!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 10:03 PM (NWiLs)

82 She meant well.
Posted by: tonypete at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (9rIkM)

Damn. Sorry to hear about this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:03 PM (aYCy9)

83 Eskimoby.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:03 PM (ks6bw)

84 BTW, Tim Draper got enough signatures for his ballot proposition to break up California into three states.

A look at what that might mean:

California Est Omnis Divisa In Partes Tres

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8hu2abl

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 12, 2018 10:05 PM (itfg0)

85 She meant well.
Posted by: tonypete at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (9rIkM)

So awkward (I'm suffering from sympathy blushing right now because I am the king of clunky sentiments*), and yet the response is wonderful. God bless you and yours.

*this very well may be one

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 12, 2018 10:05 PM (Mkuv2)

86 I have a bartending video you might like. Where can Insend it to you at?

My nic at gee, mail!

Posted by: Weirddave at April 12, 2018 10:05 PM (xpg6P)

87 Eskimos are not husky....they tend to be more...curvy.

Maybe they're related to Samoans.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2018 10:05 PM (jw1kO)

88 The creepy thing about the video (the only song I can think of by Nelson) is that they are pouring their hearts out into this love song, right? However, in the video, they are sitting in chairs facing each other and it seems like they are singing to each other.

Yeah, that is the creepiest thing- aside from all of it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:05 PM (aYCy9)

89 "Hullo, Mr. Hat. New article today, eh?"
Posted by: Delaforce

Oh God...
I read the article. Engineering is considered "unpoliticized" and more on individualism?

I thought that was the whole fuckin' point!

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 12, 2018 10:06 PM (eVIA2)

90 My late wife died of a GSW to the chest. Her bff hopped on the next plane out to come and help me and the kids during the first week or so. We were sitting around the kitchen table late one night talking over her struggle to be well throughout her life and she said *Well, she gave it her best shot.*

We both laughed that horrified, nervous, oh shit laughter.

She meant well.
Posted by: tonypete at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (9rIkM)

IT'S FU... Shit, even I've got nothing for this.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 12, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

91 Maybe they're related to Samoans.

Are they surly too?

Posted by: zombie Margaret Mead at April 12, 2018 10:06 PM (M8tcR)

92 I have been reading excerpts of Comey's book on Twitter. He is truly batshit crazy. Trump was being far too kind when he called him a nutjob.

Posted by: Jmel at April 12, 2018 10:07 PM (5ijmF)

93 87 Eskimos are not husky....they tend to be more...curvy.

Maybe they're related to Samoans.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2018 10:05 PM (jw1kO)

Chocolate, caramel and coconut. Delicious!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

94 91 Maybe they're related to Samoans.

Are they surly too?
Posted by: zombie Margaret Mead at April 12, 2018 10:06 PM (M8tcR)

*discretely rubs left temple with forefinger*

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 12, 2018 10:08 PM (Mkuv2)

95 >>Eskimoby.


That. is. awesome.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 10:08 PM (BTWWi)

96 I remember esquimaux. Now we have Inuit.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 12, 2018 10:08 PM (nBr1j)

97 I know Lucas electrics were the prince of darkness in English automobiles and motorcycles. Is this Lucas to be feared similarly ?

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 10:08 PM (TGrKk)

98 Y5!

I missed your question to me last evening... Yes, I was a 12B combat engineer, for reelz! Enlisted Reserve, Honourable Discharge...

-Z

Posted by: Swipper the Fox at April 12, 2018 10:08 PM (e9G8E)

99 We should go back to calling the Eskimeaux "Skraelings".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at April 12, 2018 10:08 PM (qJtVm)

100 Dear Rachelle the Eskimo, do tell what else offends you. Because the English language and its speakers have no fucks to give.

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 10:09 PM (9tO1t)

101 Maybe they're related to Samoans.

Are they surly too?


Posted by: zombie Margaret Mead at April 12, 2018 10:06 PM (M8tcR)


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Downright angry.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:09 PM (ks6bw)

102 That knee-jerk racist remark by the eskimo shows she probably lacks self-awareness and empathy.

In other words,

She's not very Inuit-ive.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2018 10:09 PM (oDzyA)

103 MR, I had an agent tell me she was going on a "monsters of rock" cruise to see them, her favorite band. I was proud of myself for saying I bet it will be good.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:09 PM (PUmDY)

104 Nobody commented on Stacy Dash's rack pic?



I don't know you people anymore.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 10:09 PM (aMlLZ)

105 I just want to say she doesn't speak for all of us.

Posted by: Quinn the Eskimo at April 12, 2018 10:10 PM (NWiLs)

106 Esquimaux are vile people who crossed over here first from the landbridge, before they infested the rest of the North American continent and went to Central America to carve out hearts and do all that other evil shit.

They are the indigenous infestation. There's nothing for them to be proud about and nothing for them to think that gives them any "rights" when they were a system of sparring tribes with no notions of national boundaries.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 10:10 PM (/qEW2)

107 104 Nobody commented on Stacy Dash's rack pic?



I don't know you people anymore.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 10:09 PM (aMlLZ)

Huh? Sorry, I was in my bunk

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 10:10 PM (NWiLs)

108
Regarding the *need a hand?* quip:

Posted by: tonypete at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (9rIkM)









Lo, these many years ago, while stationed overseas, we lost one of our troops to a stupid skin diving accident. I was running the radios in the Ops Center with a couple of Captains, and we were all discussing .....death. One of them chimed in with "Well, if I end up dying out here, I don't want any fuss, just box me up and mail me home."

And Cur decides to be a smartass and says "That's fine, as long as you don't end up in the dead letter office."

There was about 5 seconds of stunned silence, and two Captains' eyes bugged out like dinner plates. Then we all burst out in painful laughter for about the next 10 minutes.

The thing is, I wasn't going for the "dead" joke, that was just luck. Funniest thing I've ever said in my life, and it was an accident. Pisses me off.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2018 10:10 PM (eXA4G)

109 Rub some Seal Blubber on it and walk it off.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 10:10 PM (KdZBh)

110 Dear Rachelle the Eskimo, do tell what else offends you. Because the English language and its speakers have no fucks to give.

I'm a white guy and I support this message.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 10:11 PM (O5Q3r)

111 Do the Girl Scouts still sell Samoans?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:11 PM (PUmDY)

112 >>I just want to say she doesn't speak for all of us.
Posted by: Quinn the Eskimo at April 12, 2018 10:10 PM (NWiLs)


*Jumps for Joy*

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 10:11 PM (KdZBh)

113 Maybe they're related to Samoans.

One wrong turn and you end up in North American Siberia instead of Polynesia. Funny that nobody said, "hey, maybe we missed something..."

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 10:12 PM (5OO3x)

114 She's not very Inuit-ive.
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**snort**

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:12 PM (kufk0)

115 howdy horde.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 12, 2018 10:12 PM (TL2pK)

116
That eskimo exchange is hilarious.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


tcn would disagree.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 10:12 PM (IqV8l)

117 Green Vehicles - How old am I that when I saw that, I just thought the sign had been altered for the joke, or p'shopped? Only secondarily did I remember the politically correct enviroterrorist meaning of "green" (red=commie). What a gay joke upon myself!

Posted by: mindful webworker - so old that when you say "Dylan"... at April 12, 2018 10:12 PM (3tLP6)

118 So earlier today I walked by a kid and her mom, kid no more than 10 and telling her mom that she had heard Trump is stupid. Mom thought it was fine. Welcome to the DC area.

Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:13 PM (Vz8kB)

119 Be well you Morons.

I'm taking a nap, work beckons tomorrow.

See you on the insomnia side friends.

Posted by: Farmer at April 12, 2018 10:14 PM (yJ1e6)

120 Someone would be singing a different tune if she were an Eskimo Pie heiress.

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 10:14 PM (y3sT9)

121 'I just want to say she doesn't speak for all of us.
Posted by: Quinn the Eskimo'

No No

Posted by: Nanook at April 12, 2018 10:14 PM (UdKB7)

122 Esquimaux are vile people who crossed over here first from the landbridge, before they infested the rest of the North American continent and went to Central America to carve out hearts and do all that other evil shit.

Highest murder rate every recorded was among an Eskimo tribe in Greenland.

(In three generations they had two murders, but there were only 30 or so of them.)

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 12, 2018 10:14 PM (fVubI)

123 Do the Girl Scouts still sell Samoans
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I knew they supported PP but I didn't know about the human trafficking....

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:14 PM (kufk0)

124
Posted by: Nanook at April 12, 2018 10:14 PM (UdKB7)





Didn't you starve to death?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2018 10:15 PM (eXA4G)

125 Dogs thing made the room dusty here. I sure miss our good old guy.

Pretty interesting about the sight-restored blind folks & shapes thing. They should try that again, this time with colors.

Posted by: mindful webworker - to know ultra-violet and touch infra-red at April 12, 2018 10:15 PM (3tLP6)

126 111 Do the Girl Scouts still sell Samoans?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:11 PM (PUmDY)

Per their website, yes. They call them Samoas or Caramel deLites.

I am sure for an extra $100 and a wink and nudge, they could hook you up with a Samoan though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:15 PM (aYCy9)

127 Parking for Green cars.

The local pizza joint has a few spaces marked "Parking for pickups only". I always thank them for reserving a spot especially for my S-10.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 10:15 PM (ZpfqO)

128 Welcome to the DC area.
Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:13 PM (Vz8kB)

....And Austin.....And Chicago.....and *insert most American urban areas and universities here*....

#AllYourKidzBelongToUs

Posted by: The 4 Democrats of the Apocalypse at April 12, 2018 10:16 PM (Bqoi/)

129 Hey TP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:16 PM (aYCy9)

130 "Didn't you starve to death?"

No I was saved by St Alfonzo.

Posted by: Nanook at April 12, 2018 10:16 PM (UdKB7)

131 Celebrity twin - wow, gosh! They're right! I don't believe it!!

Which one is the celebrity?

Posted by: mindful webworker - famously unknown at April 12, 2018 10:16 PM (3tLP6)

132 So earlier today I walked by a kid and her mom, kid no more than 10 and telling her mom that she had heard Trump is stupid. Mom thought it was fine. Welcome to the DC area.
Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:13 PM (Vz8kB)

---------

Well, sure. All of those who got to be Billionaires in business are stoopid. She must really also not like Zuckerberg as well. Right, kid?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2018 10:17 PM (be4qf)

133 Well, there is the Edmonton Eskimos football team in the CFL. Mascot is Nanook the polar bear.

Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:17 PM (Vz8kB)

134 What would be a slur for Eskimos anyway? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:17 PM (o7tuA)

135 Conrad and Bonar Bain twins.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 10:17 PM (IqV8l)

136 Highest murder rate every recorded was among an Eskimo tribe in Greenland.

(In three generations they had two murders, but there were only 30 or so of them.)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 12, 2018 10:14 PM (fVubI)

I'd guess Pitcairn Island in the 1890's has it beat.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2018 10:17 PM (oDzyA)

137 Celebrity twin - wow, gosh! They're right! I don't believe it!!



Which one is the celebrity?

Yeah, "celebrity" has definitely become a watered down category.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 10:18 PM (O5Q3r)

138 Which one is the celebrity?

I was wondering that myself. Maybe one of them will become a celebrity.

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 10:18 PM (w1zJX)

139 A good response to the Eskimo chick.

"Oh stop your blubbering"



Am i late with that one?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:19 PM (o7tuA)

140 Highest murder rate every recorded was among an Eskimo tribe in Greenland.

(In three generations they had two murders, but there were only 30 or so of them.)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 12, 2018 10:14 PM (fVubI)

Someone stole the last pie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:19 PM (aYCy9)

141 Caramel DeLites? Lol.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:19 PM (PUmDY)

142 my recollection is that a couple of decades ago, maybe c 1990, someone came up with the brilliant idea that we were to stop using the work Eskimos and start calling them Aleuts and Inuits. My further recollection is that the folks in Canada went along with it and the Eskimos in Alaska basically said Screw Off.

Posted by: mallfly Rodham Clinton at April 12, 2018 10:20 PM (KxbBq)

143 it's more like "Twins You Won't Believe Have A Celebrity"

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 10:20 PM (w1zJX)

144 (a blind date with Rachelle)

Guy: Hello, Rachelle, nice to meet you finally.

Rachelle: 'Sup. Where we going?

G: There's a nice seafood place up the street. I love the halibut there.

R: (sighs). Why seafood?

G: uh...

R: so you think if I know you like halibut that's gonna make a difference?

G: uh...

R: why don't we just go club some baby seals and feast on their blubber. Would you like that?

G: uh...(takes phone out of pocket)

R: hey, let's hop into my two-seat kayak made of seal skin and whale bones, and go harpoon us a whale!

G: Crap. My mom just had a stroke. Gotta go.

R: (watches Guy peel away in his Dodge Charger) Oh sure! you're just afraid of strong Native women. H8TR!

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 12, 2018 10:20 PM (Mkuv2)

145 >>>Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (W+vEI)



Reminds me of when my oldest was in first grade. He did something bad in the lunchroom and the lunch lady assigned him to write "I will not be ...(whatever)... 100 times.

I was in the principal's office the next morning telling him that 1) 100 times is way too much for a first grader, he would write it 10 x - no more . 2) he would correct the lunch lady's grammar and write "I shall not" and that I would appreciate it if he would tell the lunch lady that if she is going to hand out punishments that they should be grammatically correct.

I won that round.

Posted by: cfo mom at April 12, 2018 10:20 PM (RfzVr)

146 my recollection is that a couple of decades ago,
maybe c 1990, someone came up with the brilliant idea that we were to
stop using the work Eskimos and start calling them Aleuts and Inuits. My
further recollection is that the folks in Canada went along with it and
the Eskimos in Alaska basically said Screw Off.


Posted by: mallfly Rodham Clinton at April 12, 2018 10:20 PM (KxbBq)


Mine too. Work = word

Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:21 PM (Vz8kB)

147 What would be a slur for Eskimos anyway?
---
Polar bear bait?
Bait seal?
Something about harpooning?
Rubbing your nose?
...all I got, pretty lame.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:21 PM (kufk0)

148 Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (W+vEI)

Does to.
Does to.
Does to.
Does to.
Does to.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 10:21 PM (oVJmc)

149
Dogs thing made the room dusty here. I sure miss our good old guy.


---

Yeah, the dog one was nice and it's interesting to look at it that way. I explained our last dog's death to our then-much-younger daughter who was learning to tell time by explaining that her fish work like second hands, our dogs work like minute hands, and we work like hour hands.

She's still too young to get the magical elves idea (although probably not, really), but it will be fun to share with her when she gets a bit older.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:21 PM (ks6bw)

150 Ok then, two thumbs up for Ms. Dash.

Next.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 12, 2018 10:21 PM (RuIsu)

151 141 Caramel DeLites? Lol.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:19 PM (PUmDY)

Yeah, if you look at the page they capitalize it oddly: Caramel deLites. I think they are going for an air of mystery- not something I usually look for in my cookies.

https://tinyurl.com/jt6kd95

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:22 PM (aYCy9)

152 Just adapt an old one: Eskimos = North Sea Pedestrians

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 12, 2018 10:22 PM (fVubI)

153 It's not surgery, just a cat scan.

Posted by: Mike in Jersey at April 12, 2018 10:22 PM (BiF4X)

154 What would be a slur for Eskimos anyway?

Seal beater?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 10:22 PM (O5Q3r)

155 I could look at cringey Tinder profiles all night. And the screenshots of Tinders who were trolled into being degenerates through text messages.

Never gets old.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:23 PM (CVs5m)

156 Jake Tapper thinks that's NOT going to make me vote for Stacey Dash?!

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 10:23 PM (w1zJX)

157 Do the Girl Scouts still sell Samoans

I saw a French Dip on a menu the other day.

I assumed it was a retard from Marseilles.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 10:23 PM (oVJmc)

158 Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.

But she said it SIX times, so, there y'go.

Posted by: mindful webworker - but, who's counting? at April 12, 2018 10:23 PM (3tLP6)

159 James Comey is a ball juggling rimlapper.

Posted by: Blacksheep at April 12, 2018 10:23 PM (6mvRv)

160 Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:21 PM (kufk0)

i love the word blubber.

Blubber face?

Blubber head?

Blubber eater?

Blubber lover?

Blubber hugger?

Blubber lugger?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:23 PM (o7tuA)

161 What would be a slur for Eskimos anyway?

Seal beater?
Posted by: tu3031


Well Snow Wop is already taken.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2018 10:24 PM (LNPd9)

162 I think the cat picture is the last thing a mouse ever sees.

Our Russian cat brought in a live creature the other night and seems to have lost track of him.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2018 10:24 PM (jw1kO)

163 I'd recommend the next barrel punishment be 100 lines of "I will avoid getting into the barrel" but that may not go over well.

Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:24 PM (Vz8kB)

164 I'm really good at picking exactly the wrong thing to say. One of my best when I was introduced to a woman with an unusual last name. I said, "You know, I've only known one other woman with that name. I wonder if you're related."

"Only through her husband," she said. "He used to be mine, and now he's hers."

Posted by: Wenda (sic) at April 12, 2018 10:24 PM (Kr0FZ)

165 Wait!!

Blubber Tugger!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:24 PM (o7tuA)

166 150 Ok then, two thumbs up for Ms. Dash.

Next.
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 12, 2018 10:20

Maybe not thumbs, but definitely up.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2018 10:25 PM (oDzyA)

167 "i love the word blubber"

Bulbous Bouffant!

Posted by: Nanook at April 12, 2018 10:25 PM (UdKB7)

168 Snow wop is taken?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:25 PM (o7tuA)

169 Foightin' Round the Wuhld!

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 12, 2018 10:25 PM (Mkuv2)

170 Jake Tapper thinks that's NOT going to make me vote for Stacey Dash?!
Posted by: t-bird


Stacey Dash for President!!

The White House or bust!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (S6Pax)

171 Blubber Tugger!!!
---
Bob, you got me beat by a harpoon!

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (kufk0)

172 Ice Rats

Posted by: Nanook at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (UdKB7)

173 168 Snow wop is taken?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:25 PM (o7tuA)

Yeah, we freezing Italians have a Union.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (aYCy9)

174 131 Celebrity twin - wow, gosh! They're right! I don't believe it!!

Which one is the celebrity?


The two of them starred in a tv show AS twins for about 5 seasons. It's literally what they are famous for.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (xpg6P)

175 If I'm remembering correctly, Ms. Dash is definitive proof that I'm not a racist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (ks6bw)

176 134 What would be a slur for Eskimos anyway? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:17 PM (o7tuA)

Blubber Butt
Northern Lightning

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (CVs5m)

177 >>>I always thank them for reserving a spot especially for my S-10.


Oh golly. I had to drive one of those for a couple of years when I was working delivery. What a POS. Fine in the summer, but come one inch of snow...

Posted by: cfo mom at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (RfzVr)

178 Stacey Dash for President!!

The White House or bust!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (S6Pax)

I'll take the bust part, thanks.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (T71PA)

179 Delta"s Biscoff cookies are good stuff.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (PUmDY)

180 Re leightimtam:

How many grammatical/ spelling errors can you make in 140 characters?

This guy is Olympic material in that category.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (SpOII)

181 Lol! you guys. i like Ice Rats, Nanook.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (o7tuA)

182 Stacy Dash... Cute, but her tits are too saggy and floppy!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 12, 2018 10:27 PM (e9G8E)

183 I wonder if Rachelle The Eskimo would prefer we do away with her whole affirmative action category. She is not an Eskimo, because there are none. She is, in fact, no different from anyone else. She may be a snowflake (I hope that's not offending her) but she is not a special snowflake.

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 10:27 PM (Zdm89)

184 I remember esquimaux. Now we have Inuit.


Didn't they buy Quicken?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 10:27 PM (yQpMk)

185 Delta"s Biscoff cookies are good stuff.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (PUmDY)


I agree.

Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:27 PM (Vz8kB)

186 If you insult an Eskimo with an English word will they know if they should be offended?

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 10:27 PM (TGrKk)

187 Buber butt. Nice Monk

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:28 PM (o7tuA)

188 So...things I never knew: CFO says filing for an extension greatly reduces the chance of an audit.

Sounds good then.

Plus I get a K-whatever this year and they haven't sent the damn thing yet, so I have to.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2018 10:28 PM (yL25O)

189 Kind of makes odd sense:

@SkyNews 7m

Jerry Springer producer arrested over sister's murder

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2018 10:28 PM (LNPd9)

190 Also, this post reminds me of long cat scroll-wise but funny as crap.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2018 10:29 PM (yL25O)

191 144 (a blind date with Rachelle)

Guy: Hello, Rachelle, nice to meet you finally.

Rachelle: 'Sup. Where we going?

G: There's a nice seafood place up the street. I love the halibut there.

R: (sighs). Why seafood?

G: uh...

R: so you think if I know you like halibut that's gonna make a difference?

G: uh...

R: why don't we just go club some baby seals and feast on their blubber. Would you like that?

G: uh...(takes phone out of pocket)

R: hey, let's hop into my two-seat kayak made of seal skin and whale bones, and go harpoon us a whale!

G: Crap. My mom just had a stroke. Gotta go.

R: (watches Guy peel away in his Dodge Charger) Oh sure! you're just afraid of strong Native women. H8TR!
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 12, 2018 10:20 PM (Mkuv2)

I hope he didn't make a reservation.

Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2018 10:29 PM (ANIFC)

192 I use Biscoff instead of graham crackers to make crusts for cheesecake and some pies.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:29 PM (kufk0)

193 we need Muldoon on this Eskimo thing. he would club it to death.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:29 PM (o7tuA)

194 Beautiful shot by Columbus to beat the Washington Capitals.

Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:30 PM (Vz8kB)

195 Blubber Tugger!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:24 PM (o7tuA)

Those Ice Gypsies practice black magic. Just sayin...

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:30 PM (CVs5m)

196 rachelle is NOT invited to St. Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast. Where I stole the marg-a-rene.

And wheedled on the bingo cards and blew up THE latrine.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 12, 2018 10:30 PM (RuIsu)

197 Blubber Headed Boobie!

Posted by: Dr. Zachary Smith at April 12, 2018 10:30 PM (IqV8l)

198 How does she get wifi in her igloo? If you live and protest in- I'm assuming- some blue city, how Eskimo can you be?

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 10:31 PM (Zdm89)

199 194
Beautiful shot by Columbus to beat the Washington Capitals.


Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:30 PM (Vz8kB)

Columbus was a murdering racist. I've been wanting to catch up on that one thanks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:31 PM (o7tuA)

200 Man, I love halibut. Can't get it around here.

If the Rapture happens in a couple weeks, I hope I can get someone's Challenger.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2018 10:31 PM (jw1kO)

201 A good response to the Eskimo chick.

"Oh stop your blubbering"



I wouldn't mind chewing the fat with her.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (yQpMk)

202 re 146: yeah, noticed after I posted. Do it more often than I like. I sometimes wonder why I use the wrong word. You should see what I sometimes write before I reread what I wrote.
Sometimes, though, I leave the wrong word because it turned out funny.

Also, the correct slang term for Eskimo is Fat Belgian Bastard.

Posted by: mallfly Rodham Clinton at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (KxbBq)

203 OK, I give up. Who is Kimberly "ain't nobody got time for that" Wilkins and why should I care that she is off the drugs?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (O5Q3r)

204 Lin-duh, that sounds great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (PUmDY)

205 So ... put me some knowledge here. What did the Eskimos ever do that we should kiss their asses?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (SpOII)

206 James Comey is a ball juggling rimlapper.
Posted by: Blacksheep


Yes, but he a very tall ball juggling rimlapper.

Good golly, but that Comey is a maroon.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (S6Pax)

207
OK, I give up. Who is Kimberly "ain't nobody got time for that" Wilkins and why should I care that she is off the drugs?
Posted by: tu3031


Must be a friend of that Lucas guy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 10:33 PM (IqV8l)

208
Snow wop is taken?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:25 PM (o7tuA)






The philthy Scandis.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2018 10:34 PM (eXA4G)

209 203 OK, I give up. Who is Kimberly "ain't nobody got time for that" Wilkins and why should I care that she is off the drugs?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (O5Q3r)

A meme I dimly remember from the beginning of Obama's term?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:34 PM (aYCy9)

210 205 So ... put me some knowledge here. What did the Eskimos ever do that we should kiss their asses?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (SpOII)

...

According to the sixth grade sociology segment we were all forced to watch they give their kids knives to play with, do this dance with their fingers hooked in each others mouths, and swap wives.

What was the question?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2018 10:34 PM (yL25O)

211 Good golly, but that Comey is a maroon.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (S6Pax


Hey, BC! Long time, no see. How are you?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2018 10:34 PM (TdMsT)

212 Hello all...checking in to see if there has been any recent updates from ibguy about Joyce? I've been too busy these last few days to make it to the ONT.

Posted by: IC at April 12, 2018 10:34 PM (gcme+)

213 Just the other day I searched for a rule 34 porn and came up with nothing becauee for every blog post I do at least one race/ethnicity/country/college/regional search of hot women. I also do a rule 34 search.

Shit I can't remember. I'll get back to y'all if I remember.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:35 PM (CVs5m)

214 Hey, BC! Long time, no see. How are you?
Posted by: Ladyl


I am well, thank you young lady.

How are you, and how is your father doing?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 10:36 PM (S6Pax)

215 According to the sixth grade sociology segment we were all forced to watch they give their kids knives to play with, do this dance with their fingers hooked in each others mouths, and swap wives.


They rub noses, unless that's a lie that the cartoons used to tell us children.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 10:36 PM (yQpMk)

216 According to the sixth grade sociology segment we were all forced to watch they give their kids knives to play with, do this dance with their fingers hooked in each others mouths, and swap wives.

What was the question?
Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2018 10:34 PM (yL25O)


Well, that IS worth a lot.

For my part, I'd like to dispel this liberal perspective that some group is owed great respect for having turned food into shit for some time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 10:36 PM (SpOII)

217 Wait ... was that a euphemism for penises?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 10:36 PM (yQpMk)

218 Desert pic
twitter.com/kengarex/status/984136045729116160

for those not allowed to fap anymore

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 10:36 PM (6FqZa)

219 Hello all...checking in to see if there has been any recent updates from ibguy about Joyce? I've been too busy these last few days to make it to the ONT.
Posted by: IC at April 12, 2018 10:34 PM (gcme+)

I'm on Joyce's CaringBridge site. No word for a couple of days. I think Ibguy is going to visit her. He may be there now.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2018 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

220 They rub noses, unless that's a lie that the cartoons used to tell us children.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Could be a euphemism for "rubbing one out". If you know what I mean....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 10:37 PM (S6Pax)

221 212 Hello all...checking in to see if there has been any recent updates from ibguy about Joyce? I've been too busy these last few days to make it to the ONT.
Posted by: IC at April 12, 2018 10:34 PM (gcme+)

Last I recall, things were not looking great and they were looking at hospice- but she seemed to be handling it with good grace and a sunny attitude. It is sad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:37 PM (aYCy9)

222 *wonders if Rachelle would mind polishing my "oosik"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 12, 2018 10:37 PM (e9G8E)

223 Our Russian cat brought in a live creature the other night and seems to have lost track of him.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2018 10:24 PM (jw1kO)


Russian cat you say?

Posted by: Mueller at April 12, 2018 10:37 PM (lVlqi)

224 "If the activists say it's offensive, we should respect that."

Actually, you're just letting the people with the axe to grind control your behavior.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 10:37 PM (oVJmc)

225 Well, I'm going to scram. I hope everyone has a lovely evening.

Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:37 PM (Vz8kB)

226 speaking of ball juggling rim lappers, Houston and Minnesota face off on 15 April.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 10:38 PM (6FqZa)

227 221, Aetius..that is sad. I will keep on praying for her.

Posted by: IC at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (gcme+)

228 Hey guys, this is way off topic, and it's kinda gross (advanced warning) but I'm a little freaked out. I saw blood in my urine and it burns when I pee. Never happened to me before. The only thing I can rule out with 100% certainty is any STD.

I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?

Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)

229 Well, I'm going to scram. I hope everyone has a lovely evening.
---
I read that as scream. Goodnight!

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (kufk0)

230 Well, I'm going to scram. I hope everyone has a lovely evening.
Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:37 PM (Vz8kB)

-------

G'night, Vendette.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (be4qf)

231 I am well, thank you young lady.

How are you, and how is your father doing?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 10:36 PM (S6Pax)


My dad is doing pretty well! Thank you for asking. He's 98 and is having some problems with speech now. He's still a sweetheart, and he still knows who I am.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

232 "If the activists say it's offensive, we should DISrespect that."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (SpOII)

233 Night Vendette.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (aYCy9)

234 78 I believe that Rosie O'Donnell might be part Eskimoo.
It's a joke.
Posted by: mallfly Rodham Clinton at April 12, 2018 10:03 PM (KxbBq)

Not Eskimo, whale.
As many Eskimo villages and some Indian costal tribes still practice whaling she tends to stay clear of Alaska, British Columbia and Washington state.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (QMwOT)

235 <does Snoopy dance across the ONT>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (cu8/f)

236 153 It's not surgery, just a cat scan.
Posted by: Mike in Jersey


Now that you say it, it seems so obvious.

*golf clap*

Posted by: mindful webworker - catalogical at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (3tLP6)

237
Hey guys, this is way off topic, and it's kinda gross (advanced warning)
but I'm a little freaked out. I saw blood in my urine and it burns
when I pee. Never happened to me before. The only thing I can rule out
with 100% certainty is any STD.



I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?

Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)


---

There's no way you're asking the Horde this that isn't a setup for the next five hilarious hours of conversation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (ks6bw)

238 Stacey Dash gets a lot of credit for not following The Community into Barky worship. A lot.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (6FqZa)

239 I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?
Posted by: Mike

Not that you should tell me, but how old are you?

You may have a urinary tract infection, bladder infection, inflamed prostate gland.
By all means see a doctor ASAP.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (S6Pax)

240 205 So ... put me some knowledge here. What did the Eskimos ever do that we should kiss their asses?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (SpOII)

Dog Sledding?
Taming and domesticating wolves?
One of the earliest fishing groups if the land bridge from Asia to North American down the West coast into South America still holds up.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (CVs5m)

241 Miley how are you doing ?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (6FqZa)

242 Kidney stone or infect, bladder stone or infection, urinary track infection, or you're dying.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (kufk0)

243 I was in the principal's office the next morning telling him that 1) 100 times is way too much for a first grader,
------------

Yeah, I tried that with a drill sergeant. "100 push-ups is way too much". A good way to spend the rest of the day trying to do 200 push-ups.

I know, I know...all Marines can do 200 push-ups one-handed in 20 minutes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (QxXRY)

244 I'm 55.

Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (c056A)

245 I really think Donald Trump need to go to the joint house of Congress and The Senate and do a Haka.

https://youtu.be/yiKFYTFJ_kw

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (nBr1j)

246 Did you know that, get this, public consumption of alcohol is legal in Japan ?

And a Tall Boy Kirrin goes for $2.50 at the 7-11 by the bus stop ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (TKTX5)

247 Didn't know Kimberly had a drug addiction, but "you go, girl!"

She looks great!

Posted by: Texican ette at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (ZN9JT)

248 Scram is very 3 Stooges, except for the lack of pig Latin.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:42 PM (PUmDY)

249 I believe that Rosie O'Donnell might be part Eskimoo.

It's her girlfriend who eats the blubber.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 10:42 PM (oVJmc)

250 Looks like Paulie Walnuts replied to Lucas the Rat

Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 10:42 PM (eh0Va)

251 177 >>>I always thank them for reserving a spot especially for my S-10.


Oh golly. I had to drive one of those for a couple of years when I was working delivery. What a POS. Fine in the summer, but come one inch of snow...
Posted by: cfo mom at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (RfzVr)


I've had a Ranger and a Sierra. Both needed a few hundred lbs over the rear axle in the snow. Did fine once properly ballasted.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 12, 2018 10:42 PM (di1hb)

252 I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)

Well, according to webmd, for an otherwise healthy 29 year old male, aside from cancer (which is what they always display in searches) is Kidney stones or bladder stones along with UTIs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:42 PM (aYCy9)

253
<does Snoopy dance across the ONT>


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (cu8/f)


Who is playing the piano?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 10:42 PM (aMlLZ)

254 Miley Miley Miley!!!!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2018 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

255 Bought some Rum today because they ran out of the cheap crap I usually get. So it was on sale and the next cheapest choice. The fu#%ers put so much vanilla flavor in it that it's undrinkable. I'll have to finish out tonight on expensive booze I keep in the liquor cabinet for guests.

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 10:43 PM (TGrKk)

256 Dog Sledding?
Taming and domesticating wolves?
One of the earliest fishing groups if the land bridge from Asia to North American down the West coast into South America still holds up.
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (CVs5m)


So they're 0/3. Nothing about calculus, quantum mechanics, anything like that?

(Domesticating wolves/dogs had nothing to do with the Eskimos. That happened long before anyone knew Eskimos even existed.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 10:43 PM (SpOII)

257 104 Nobody commented on Stacy Dash's rack pic?

I don't know you people anymore.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 10:09 PM (aMlLZ)
-------------------------------------
Okay, okay. I'll be the killjoy here.
Tweeting out an announcement that a woman is running for Congress and accompanying it with a close-up of her boobage --- not even showing her face, FFS --- really IS misogynistic. Hostile, demeaning, nasty.

Oh, wait.
I take that back.
Jake Tapper sent this tweet.
And the woman mocked is a conservative.
It's fine then.
Never mind.



Posted by: Margarita, voyaging to the edge of crisp at April 12, 2018 10:43 PM (0jtPF)

258 I'm 55.
Posted by: Mike


Definitely see a doctor ASAP. This is nothing to mess with.
It could be something easily treatable, as lin-duh mentioned kidney stones, etc. or an infection.
Could be something a lot worse.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 10:43 PM (S6Pax)

259 Seriously, the horde will spend hours trying to get people to put their iphones in the microwave after they drop them in some water. Blood in urine is a whole 'nother level. Good luck if you're serious, though.

Me, and as a non-doctor and just a guy that has dealt with a couple of kidney stones? The best part is that you're still peeing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:43 PM (ks6bw)

260 The two of them starred in a tv show AS twins for about 5 seasons. It's literally what they are famous for.
Posted by: Weirddave


Oh, ok, thanks for rectifying my culturally deprivation.

Posted by: mindful webworker - educated at April 12, 2018 10:43 PM (3tLP6)

261 Ever had Kidney stones, Mike? You could not really mistake them for anything else.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:43 PM (aYCy9)

262 I'm officially semi-retired!

I had no idea I was eligible for survivor benefits. Live and learn.

Anyway, I'm going to be getting about $200/mo less than working full time. Fucked up, innit?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 12, 2018 10:44 PM (cu8/f)

263 For my part, I'd like to dispel this liberal perspective that some group is owed great respect for having turned food into shit for some time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 10:36 PM (SpOII)

...

I have a theory that one measure of societies should be the development of toilets and toilet paper:

10. France
9. no toilet paper
8. toilet paper.
7. toilets than can handle toilet paper being flushed.
.
.
.
1. Japan

Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2018 10:44 PM (yL25O)

264 Stacy Dash easily could have played the staring role in Clueless. Allicia Silverstone got it because of her role when she was 14 in the movie Crush. She looked older than 14 in that bikini.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:44 PM (CVs5m)

265 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984476948717101056

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984477040551383040

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984477147095060481

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984477251524808705

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984477374787018753

Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 10:44 PM (eh0Va)

266 252 I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?

Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)


Nah. Nothing wrong with that bleedin' penis a little HOT IRON, slapped liberally, can't fix.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (TKTX5)

267 Ever had Kidney stones, Mike? You could not really mistake them for anything else.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:43 PM (aYCy9)

Yeah, they make you puke and you feel like your gonna die.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (cu8/f)

268 Don't let cannibal bob talk you into cauterizing it no matter what you do!

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (kufk0)

269 misogynistic. Hostile, demeaning, nasty.
Oh, wait.
I take that back.
Jake Tapper sent this tweet.


But but but Jake Tapper is a straight shooter and not like all those other liberals in the media.

/almost as if Ace was right

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (6FqZa)

270 ''I believe that Rosie O'Donnell might be part Eskimoo''






Part eskimo, part yurt.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (aMlLZ)

271 you're

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (cu8/f)

272 I'm not joking . I wish I was.

Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (c056A)

273 Hey guys, this is way off topic, and it's kinda gross (advanced warning) but I'm a little freaked out. I saw blood in my urine and it burns when I pee. Never happened to me before. The only thing I can rule out with 100% certainty is any STD.

I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)

-----

Get yourself to the ER ASAP. I had a similar situation a year and a half ago, and it was Rhabdomyolysis, which damn near killed me.

Please do not even post a response. Call an ambulance right now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (be4qf)

274 Mike, if you suddenly feel like you've pulled a muscle in your lower back and no position you get in will make it feel more comfortable, go ahead and head to the emergency room. That's how my kidney stones have started, and then it just gets worse and worse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (ks6bw)

275 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984477478637973504

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984477592895021060

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984477698738327552

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984477811602751488

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984477921573326848

Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (eh0Va)

276 1. Japan
Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2018 10:44 PM (yL25O)

The heated seats are nice- but surprising the first time you sit on one. I could never get away from the memory of sitting on the toilet after my grandmother had been in the bathroom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (aYCy9)

277 Miley Miley Miley!!!!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2018 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

Ladyl Ladyl Ladyl!!!!!!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 12, 2018 10:46 PM (cu8/f)

278 Miley!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 10:46 PM (KP5rU)

279 I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?
Posted by: Mike
-----------

Tell them what is happening, and ask for an immediate appointment.

Do NOT panic. Things is as they is, and there is NO cause to freak out between now and then.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 10:46 PM (QxXRY)

280 62 I'm officially semi-retired!

I had no idea I was eligible for survivor benefits. Live and learn.

Anyway, I'm going to be getting about $200/mo less than working full time. Fucked up, innit?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 12, 2018


Your late hubby paid into that! Nothing wrong with collecting what he paid for. I'm gonna start collecting survivor's benefits in about 18 months.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2018 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

281 Or scoggdog...

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:46 PM (kufk0)

282 There are quite a few customers whom we would like to quietly dispose of.

The ones who get deli food and instead of paying for it, wander the store and deposit the chicken wings behind the skateboards.

The ones who think it's funny to leave obscene messages.

The parents who will not control their children.

The children and teens who think it is a smashing idea to ride a bike in the store or throw a football down the aisle.

Should I go on? I think not.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 12, 2018 10:47 PM (xBhYE)

283 Stacy Dash has a beautiful bikini bridge. That mound is glorious.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:47 PM (CVs5m)

284
Get yourself to the ER ASAP. I had a similar
situation a year and a half ago, and it was Rhabdomyolysis, which damn
near killed me.



Please do not even post a response. Call an ambulance right now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (be4qf)


---

Holy crap. As a typical guy with the typical "tough it out" approach to lots of stuff, I'm glad to know this for the future.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:47 PM (ks6bw)

285 Move over fake boobs, here comes Plastic Pokies

Women are getting designer nipples to look more like Kendall Jenner

https://tinyurl.com/ybcwpu4h

Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 10:48 PM (eh0Va)

286 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984476948717101056

Image on the left is a repeat!

I will retire to my bunk to contemplate this disappointing state of affairs.

Posted by: Compliance Pic Aficionado at April 12, 2018 10:48 PM (M8tcR)

287 It shouldn't be surprising at all that formerly blind people can't identity shapes by sight alone. Think about it: we know that a square is a square and an oval is an oval because we were taught that at an early age. If you can suddenly see after a lifetime of blindness, how the f would you know what you're looking at? Oliver Sacks wrote of a blind guy who regained,or rather, gained his vision since he was blind almost from birth. After the initial joy, what he saw confused and disoriented him. The only way he knew a tree was a tree was by shutting his eyes and touching it. He nearly got run over any number of times because he couldn't judge the distances of cars coming his way. Seeing was exhausting and terrifying for him because he had never developed the associations that all of us sighted people do from infancy onward. He became very depressed and withdrawn and - his eyesight faded away. Sacks wrote that it was almost as if he willed himself to be blind again.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at April 12, 2018 10:50 PM (H80UQ)

288 Pay no attention to these amateurs.

If you love your Man Handle, you'll SLAP HOT IRON to it.

Sooner the better.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 10:51 PM (TKTX5)

289 Mick introduces CW as Charlie "Che" Watts at this show. Last show here he introduced him as Charlie frankly I don"t give a damn Watts. He also said Stone Mountain should be renamed as Rolling Stones Mountain. He is funny.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:51 PM (PUmDY)

290 A funny one:

https://twitter.com/mindblowingtips/status/
983427424703594496

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 10:51 PM (W+vEI)

291 CNN needs an expert to properly frame their boob pics

I work cheap and can work from my home

Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 10:51 PM (eh0Va)

292 For qdpsteve from Agel's book on the making of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

The guy who was Mission Control? Was not an actor. Kubrick had to fight to get him hired.

Mission Control was played by Chief Warrant Officer Franklin W. Miller, a USAF air traffic controller.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 12, 2018 10:51 PM (xBhYE)

293 My first kidney stone was a massive, crippling pain in my lower back that I thought was a hideous muscle spasm (not having had a stone before).

I got through it with hot baths and BenGay for several days.

Finally went to the ER just before the holidays and the x-ray showed the ureters from one kidney to be massively enlarged, but the stones apparently broke up when they hit my bladder.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 10:52 PM (oVJmc)

294 291 CNN needs an expert to properly frame their boob pics

We all have alibis!

Posted by: Boob Pics at April 12, 2018 10:52 PM (NWiLs)

295
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984476948717101056

Image on the left is a repeat!

I will retire to my bunk to contemplate this disappointing state of affairs.


Posted by: Compliance Pic Aficionado at April 12, 2018 10:48 PM (M8tcR)

Male pig dog says the ones on the left were sculpted by god.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 10:53 PM (aMlLZ)

296 He became very depressed and withdrawn and - his eyesight faded away. Sacks wrote that it was almost as if he willed himself to be blind again.

"You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss."

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 10:53 PM (6FqZa)

297 Damnit, kbdabear, the Brewers shittest pitcher is facing off against Thor tomorrow. Nice for you, sucks for me.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at April 12, 2018 10:53 PM (H80UQ)

298 That's how my kidney stones have started, and then it just gets worse and worse.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (ks6bw)

This. I thought I had slipped a disc in my back the first time I had one.

Or rather, I was doubled over in pain going "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!??"

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:53 PM (aYCy9)

299 268
Don't let cannibal bob talk you into cauterizing it no matter what you do!

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (kufk0)

Its Scogg and Palp that are AoSHQ that are the experts on emergency medicine, well and garret, oh yeah Weasel...and....
hell they all almost got me killed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:54 PM (o7tuA)

300 228 Hey guys, this is way off topic, and it's kinda gross (advanced warning) but I'm a little freaked out. I saw blood in my urine and it burns when I pee. Never happened to me before. The only thing I can rule out with 100% certainty is any STD.

I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)

Insert three feet of cable into your urethra, then apply heat.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 10:54 PM (NWiLs)

301 Oh yeah..and Insomniac.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:54 PM (o7tuA)

302 Parking Reserved for Green Vehicles

"Well, officer if that's not what they meant then they should have SAID what they meant."

Posted by: Socratease at April 12, 2018 10:54 PM (2GbWn)

303 Highest murder rate every recorded was among an Eskimo tribe in Greenland.



(In three generations they had two murders, but there were only 30 or so of them.)

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 12, 2018 10:14 PM (fVubI)

You know where "Eskimo" really is a slur? Greenland. The people are Greenlanders, and not those savage Eskimos, and don't you ever forget it!
And they are waaay taller, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2018 10:54 PM (vUFR0)

304 *pauses*

How could I live my life without one of these?

http://www.ufunk.net/gadgets/buttress-pillow/

Easily I could live my life without knowing about this.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 12, 2018 10:55 PM (xBhYE)

305 285 Move over fake boobs, here comes Plastic Pokies

Women are getting designer nipples to look more like Kendall Jenner

https://tinyurl.com/ybcwpu4h

Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 10:48 PM (eh0Va)

When did perky hard nipples in public not become embarrassing for women? Seriously....

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:55 PM (CVs5m)

306 I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)


Cranberry Juice is my go to for urinary track infections ...

Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at April 12, 2018 10:56 PM (AoK0a)

307 Srsly as far as It Burns When I Pee comments - I had that problem three months ago. I too could rule out a STD.

I'd eaten a very spicy curry that night. I had anticipated the burning from that other end. Apparently kidneys, also, give up on digesting Indian food on occasion.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 10:56 PM (6FqZa)

308 We all have alibis!

Posted by: Boob Pics at April 12, 2018 10:52 PM (NWiLs)

I think Kbdabear has a photographic catalog of all the usual suspects.

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 10:56 PM (TGrKk)

309 Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (eh0Va)

Great googly moogly.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 10:57 PM (NWiLs)

310 and yeah, Cranberry Juice lowers the urinary ph quite a bit. not sure how good it is with kidney stones though.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 10:57 PM (6FqZa)

311 When did perky hard nipples in public not become embarrassing for women? Seriously....
---60's or 70's. Definitely through the 80's and 90's, i.e. watch an episode of "Friends".

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:57 PM (kufk0)

312 Oggie Ben Doggie-Style, "These are not the nipples you are looking for."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 12, 2018 10:57 PM (xBhYE)

313 What exactly is a kidney stone?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:58 PM (PUmDY)

314 I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?

Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)

Urinary tract infection, perhaps? Painful and annoying but not life-threatening. Drink cranberry juice. If that helps, you'll know it's a UTI. (Still need to get antibiotics, but cranberry juice really does help, trust me.)

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at April 12, 2018 10:58 PM (H80UQ)

315 313 What exactly is a kidney stone?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:58 PM (PUmDY)

It's a stone. In your kidney.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 10:58 PM (NWiLs)

316 205 So ... put me some knowledge here. What did the Eskimos ever do that we should kiss their asses?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (SpOII)

++++

They've never done anything to bother me, and I give them a lot of points for that.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 12, 2018 10:59 PM (pvjTE)

317 >>I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until
>> then, should I be worried?

Sounds like a UTI. Could be other things, and if I were you, I'd get it checked out ASAP.

Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 10:59 PM (8O3HH)

318 What exactly is a kidney stone?

Accretion of minerals. Composition varies by particular cause, usually dietary.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 10:59 PM (oVJmc)

319 missed your question to me last evening... Yes, I was a 12B combat engineer, for reelz! Enlisted Reserve, Honourable Discharge...

-Z
Posted by: Swipper the Fox at April




very cool indeed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)

320 Eating beets causes bloody looking bodily discharges.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 11:00 PM (kufk0)

321
Stacy Dash... Cute, but her tits are too saggy and floppy!


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 12, 2018 10:27 PM (e9G8E)

You wouldn't say that if it were your face her tits were flopping on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2018 11:00 PM (vUFR0)

322
One poor girl in that nipple video said her nipples never get hard. Poor thing.

Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:00 PM (8O3HH)

323 But not usually burning.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 11:00 PM (kufk0)

324 Rhabdomyolysis occurs in about 26,000 people a year in the United States.

That isn't common. If you got this you Lost On Jeopardy, Baby.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 11:00 PM (6FqZa)

325 When did perky hard nipples in public not become embarrassing for women? Seriously....

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:55 PM (CVs5m)

As an early Teen I had a Farrah Fawcett poster where she appeared to be quite proud of her nippleage.

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:00 PM (TGrKk)

326 Chavez!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 12, 2018 11:01 PM (cu8/f)

327 When did perky hard nipples in public not become embarrassing for women? Seriously....

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:55 PM (CVs5m)

Women could save the money and pain, pokies occur for free when they bend over the frozen foods counter in a tank top in the middle of summer.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 11:02 PM (eh0Va)

328 As an early Teen I had a Farrah Fawcett poster

My teenage waifu was Claudia Schiffer.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 11:02 PM (6FqZa)

329 >>As an early Teen I had a Farrah Fawcett poster

Ah memories. That poster played a pivotal role when a 13 yr old or so Publius, uh, learned a new trick as it were.

Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:02 PM (8O3HH)

330 Mike, dont worry but do get it checked out.

Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2018 11:03 PM (Z48ZB)

331 What exactly is a kidney stone?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
-----------

Calculus

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 11:03 PM (9tO1t)

332 One poor girl in that nipple video said her nipples never get hard. Poor thing.

Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:00 PM (8O3HH)


Challenge accepted.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:03 PM (TKTX5)

333 We have a foot of snow predicted here for Saturday night through Sunday. This state sucks satan's sweaty crack.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 11:03 PM (KP5rU)

334 Highest murder rate every recorded was among an Eskimo tribe in Greenland.
--------------------------
I could have sworn it was Cabot Cove, Maine.

Posted by: Margarita, voyaging to the edge of crisp at April 12, 2018 11:03 PM (0jtPF)

335 'evening, eskimorons. Wassup?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at April 12, 2018 11:03 PM (nV1Lr)

336 332 One poor girl in that nipple video said her nipples never get hard. Poor thing.

Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:00 PM (8O3HH)

Challenge accepted.
Posted by: ScoggDog


She's mine.

Posted by: the Night King at April 12, 2018 11:04 PM (6FqZa)

337 As an early Teen I had a Farrah Fawcett poster where she appeared to be quite proud of her nippleage.
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:00 PM (TGrKk)

-------

You and every other teen on earth that was born in the early to mid to early 1960s.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2018 11:04 PM (be4qf)

338 313 What exactly is a kidney stone?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:58 PM (PUmDY)

It is essentially minerals that start building up in your kidneys. They get knocked loose eventually as a stone. The real fun begins when the stone lodges in your ureter and blocks urine flow from the kidney, so the urine backs up into your kidney, which starts to swell.

Fun things about kidneys, they have an amazing amount of nerve endings. So when the kidney starts to swell, it is the most pure pain you will ever feel.

Stones usually come in three flavors:

Calcium stones (most common.)

Uric acid stones (second most common.)

Struevite(sp?) stones. (Made up of more esoteric trace elements.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:06 PM (aYCy9)

339 I don't know if it was simply a local expression but I remember calling stiff nipples bullets.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:06 PM (nBr1j)

340 we HEARD IN Brattleboro THAT TRUMP LIKED TO HAVE SEX WITH GAY HAMSTERS !!! THAT MAKES US SICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 12, 2018 11:06 PM (qM84C)

341 >>I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until
>> then, should I be worried?


Uh....not to scare you, but this is how we discovered my hubby's stomach cancer. Does your primary doctor have an off-hours contact you can run this by - they'll be better at isolating symptoms, potential causes Probably good to report to him/her whether it's light or dark blood, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 11:06 PM (W+vEI)

342 Anybody here want a Penguins 3-peat aside from me?
+++++++
ME!!!!!

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 12, 2018 11:06 PM (y3aQB)

343 For those that don't know what FF poster I'm talking about.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/263341874843

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:07 PM (TGrKk)

344 That tweet about women's moisturizers is funny because it's true. It's become confusing to buy skin care products. All I want is a mild cleanser and moisturzer and I'm confronted with 200 different products at the store. Some women are probably putting like 20 different products on their faces and necks everyday.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at April 12, 2018 11:07 PM (H80UQ)

345 My teenage waifu was Claudia Schiffer.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 11:02 PM (6FqZa)


Sybil Danning.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:07 PM (TKTX5)

346 >> You wouldn't say that if it were your face her tits
>> were flopping on.

If that's saggy and floppy, then well, bring on that sag and flop.

Zettai also thinks Yanet Garcia's butt is too fat. He digs spinners.

Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:08 PM (8O3HH)

347 297 Damnit, kbdabear, the Brewers shittest pitcher is facing off against Thor tomorrow. Nice for you, sucks for me.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at April 12, 2018 10:53 PM (H80UQ)

Hopefully Thor doesn't develop blisters again in this start.


Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 11:08 PM (eh0Va)

348 that PUSH ME IN A DITCH! was funny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:08 PM (MTjB1)

349 Ronnie Wood is superhuman. He is cancer free, I read recently

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 11:08 PM (PUmDY)

350 was there something funny about the recovered drug addict or was that supposed to be uplifting?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:08 PM (MTjB1)

351 Uric acid stones are like pissing shards of glass. You want the calcium stones.

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 11:09 PM (CVs5m)

352 237
Hey guys, this is way off topic, and it's kinda gross (advanced warning)
but I'm a little freaked out. I saw blood in my urine and it burns
when I pee. Never happened to me before. The only thing I can rule out
with 100% certainty is any STD.



I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?

Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)


---

There's no way you're asking the Horde this that isn't a setup for the next five hilarious hours of conversation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (ks6bw)

Could be a UTI.

Does your wang also smell weird?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:09 PM (xJa6I)

353 We have a foot of snow predicted here for Saturday night through Sunday. This state sucks satan's sweaty crack.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 11:03 PM (KP5rU)


Shit man, move where the food is.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 11:09 PM (aMlLZ)

354 Zettai also thinks Yanet Garcia's butt is too fat.

Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April




he is right. looks fake.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:09 PM (MTjB1)

355 F the Eskimos. They didn't have enough sense to move south so they could eat other things besides stinking whale blubber. That shows a lack of initiative on their part.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at April 12, 2018 11:10 PM (H80UQ)

356 351 Uric acid stones are like pissing shards of glass. You want the calcium stones.
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 11:09 PM (CVs5m)

Passing calcium stones is no picnic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:10 PM (aYCy9)

357 Farrah Fawcett Majors

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 11:10 PM (PUmDY)

358 354 Zettai also thinks Yanet Garcia's butt is too fat.

Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April




he is right. looks fake.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:09 PM (MTjB1)

Hand's on examination required.

But I'm not going to Mexico to do it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:11 PM (xJa6I)

359 was there something funny about the recovered drug addict or was that supposed to be uplifting?

I remember the meme she was part of, didn't know if or that she had a drug problem, and have no real idea what the tweet is on about.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 11:12 PM (oVJmc)

360 Little known fact ...

... an early, and effective, Native American treatment for kidney stones was discovered and published a few years ago. Kidney stones were quite common it seems - due to the mineral content of the water.

The treatment involved heat. Seems the natives would place various earthen ores over a fire ... then vigorously press the heated ore over the kidney area. Apparently ... the combination of heat and pressure helped break up the stones.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:12 PM (TKTX5)

361 Probably going to want to get your dick looked at sooner than later...you don't want to push fluids if your kidneys are on the fritz. They'll check for proteins in the urine. I don't think you need to be worried about it as long as you get yourself checked out.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2018 11:12 PM (jw1kO)

362 why would someone brag about being an eskimo? spend your entire 30 years sucking blubber, chewing hides, and running from polar bears until your teeth fall out and they float you out on a chunk of ice for something to eat.

were there even any cute eskimo girls until euros showed up and gave them canned food and manufactured goods so they could keep their teeth and not spend all day chewing hides?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (MTjB1)

363 Wait, so that lady was a drug addict during Obama's eight years?

[x] Jobs
[x] Record stock market
[x] North Korea
[x] Facebook
[x] Some lady's drug addiction

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (ks6bw)

364 Farrah Fawcett Majors

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 11:10 PM (PUmDY)

Did her name change after she lit that guy on fire in his bed?

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (TGrKk)

365 353; if i didn't have so much shit to get rid of, i would be gone already. the desert of utah looks damn inviting.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (KP5rU)

366 he is right. looks fake.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:09 PM (MTjB1)

I dunno, looks 'real' enough. It has mass, it occupies space. It bounces.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (aYCy9)

367 Whoops. Addendum:

Is there nothing Trump can't do?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (ks6bw)

368 An Inuit delicacy was to bury a seal for a year before eating it.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (nBr1j)

369 I remember the meme she was part of, didn't know if or that she had a drug problem, and have no real idea what the tweet is on about.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April




thanks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:14 PM (MTjB1)

370 360 Little known fact ...

... an early, and effective, Native American treatment for kidney stones was discovered and published a few years ago. Kidney stones were quite common it seems - due to the mineral content of the water.

The treatment involved heat. Seems the natives would place various earthen ores over a fire ... then vigorously press the heated ore over the kidney area. Apparently ... the combination of heat and pressure helped break up the stones.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:12 PM (TKTX5)


What was the mean life expectancy among the Indians? Thirty, maybe?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 11:15 PM (SpOII)

371 Desert gets cold too.

Hawaii is nice year round, but...no jobs there.

Florida maybe, but you got bugs, gators and Cubans there.

Actually...I kinda like Cubans. So one out of three there.

South Texas is warm in winter but it's hell in Summer.

PNW is heaven for 3 or 4 months out of the year but, though it rarely freezes, it'll be gray and rainy for months.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:15 PM (xJa6I)

372 354 Zettai also thinks Yanet Garcia's butt is too fat.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:09 PM (MTjB1)

Hand's on examination required.

But I'm not going to Mexico to do it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:11 PM (xJa6I)

My idea of the DREAM Act is to make my home a sanctuary for Mexican Weather Girls

Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 11:16 PM (eh0Va)

373 Stacy Dash... Cute, but her tits are too saggy and floppy

I will fight you.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 12, 2018 11:16 PM (9hckD)

374 so if the theory of people migrating out of africa is correct, how does someone migrate out of africa to where the eskimo are and decide to stay. did someone forget that they used to live some place with trees and dirt?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:16 PM (MTjB1)

375 My idea of the DREAM Act is to make my home a sanctuary for Mexican Weather Girls
Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 11:16 PM (eh0Va)

LOL

You deserve it if anyone does.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:16 PM (xJa6I)

376 368: dipshits didn't know about lye? lutefisk ftw.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

377 Eskimo girl didn't say what she'd prefer. I'd suggest little brown snow-people.

Posted by: Average Guy at April 12, 2018 11:17 PM (LMcFk)

378 An Inuit delicacy was to bury a seal for a year before eating it.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (nBr1j)
If they bury it into the permafrost is the delicacy freezer burn?

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:17 PM (TGrKk)

379 It was an achingly beautiful 75 degrees today.
We have a blizzard warning for tomorrow into the weekend.
It will be back in the 80s on Wednesday.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2018 11:17 PM (jw1kO)

380 lutefisk ftw.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

I have never heard anyone say that. Including my father who actually eats that nasty stuff.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:17 PM (xJa6I)

381 I dunno, looks 'real' enough. It has mass, it occupies space. It bounces.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (aYCy9)


I am learning that you are a Moron of very sound judgement.

I find the "synthetic" vs "natural" debate to miss the point. Twinkies are synthetic. Also fucking delicious.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:17 PM (TKTX5)

382 She married that guy who used to be funny as a foil. Ryan O'Neal. He has been insufferable for a long time.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 11:18 PM (PUmDY)

383 >> My idea of the DREAM Act is to make my home a
>> sanctuary for Mexican Weather Girls

Those, and Czech educational video actresses. Well, "actresses" I should say. Performance artists, at least.

Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:19 PM (8O3HH)

384 237
Hey guys, this is way off topic, and it's kinda gross (advanced warning)
but I'm a little freaked out. I saw blood in my urine and it burns
when I pee. Never happened to me before. The only thing I can rule out
with 100% certainty is any STD.



I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?

Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)


Have you been eating beets?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:19 PM (nBr1j)

385 I wand dibs on female Czech fitness models or athletes. Or/also Ukrainians.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:20 PM (xJa6I)

386 378
An Inuit delicacy was to bury a seal for a year before eating it.



Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (nBr1j)

There's a reason why cookbooks featuring gourmet Eskimo cuisine are hard to come by.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at April 12, 2018 11:20 PM (H80UQ)

387 Charles Grodin was one of the funniest foils ever.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 11:20 PM (PUmDY)

388
Yanet Garcia's has a Twitter feed with much research material. Be sure and scroll down. She has pictures of her working out that ass.

That will help in your assessment.

Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:20 PM (8O3HH)

389 Y'all don't burn the house down.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 11:21 PM (ks6bw)

390 supposedly none of the lcs ships will deploy operationally this year. oops.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:21 PM (MTjB1)

391 380: being sarcastic. never saw or smelled that shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 11:21 PM (KP5rU)

392 Only up to comment #260, and now I'm afraid to refresh. Gotta go do stuff for a while, anyway.

I had this really witty thing I had thought to say.

This wasn't it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - half-witty, maybe at April 12, 2018 11:21 PM (3tLP6)

393 I've been drinking again tonight.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:21 PM (nBr1j)

394 I find the "synthetic" vs "natural" debate to miss the point. Twinkies are synthetic. Also fucking delicious.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:17 PM (TKTX5)


I'm on record saying that I didn't care if there was enough plastic in a set of boobs to build a jap car. I don't judge. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 11:22 PM (aMlLZ)

395 383 >> My idea of the DREAM Act is to make my home a sanctuary for Mexican Weather Girls

Those, and Czech educational video actresses. Well, "actresses" I should say. Performance artists, at least.
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:19 PM (8O3HH)


The fine ladies, of various nationalities, that perform in the Canadian Ballet.

I love the Arts.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:22 PM (TKTX5)

396 Posted by: Swipper the Fox at April




very cool indeed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 10:59 PM

*******

Sorry about the unused sock!

Never was cut out for full-time soldierin'... But the universal conscription model (like Switzerland and Israel) appealled to me -- still does! Thought it was the proper thing to do... My only regret was that I didn't stick it out past one enlistment!

I've an acquaintance who tells me that since I was in BT/AIT during the Iran Hostage Crisis, I qualify for membership in the VFW! Not sure if that's true and anyways, I'm don't feel worthy to sit amongst those men anyway...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 12, 2018 11:23 PM (e9G8E)

397 berserker, i always say if you can touch them they're real.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 11:23 PM (KP5rU)

398 Beets might make your pee red if you eat enough of them, but eating beets does not cause painful urination. So I doubt the problem is beets.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at April 12, 2018 11:23 PM (H80UQ)

399 Remember the cnn Charles Grodin OJ Simpson show? He melted down. It was great television.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 11:24 PM (PUmDY)

400 391 380: being sarcastic. never saw or smelled that shit.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 11:21 PM (KP5rU)

Lucky, lucky you.

It's rancid. I think starvation might be preferable.

But that's easy for me to say.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:24 PM (xJa6I)

401 My tattoo gets finished tomorrow. That's item number one on my fuck it bucket.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:25 PM (nBr1j)

402 385 I wand dibs on female Czech fitness models or athletes. Or/also Ukrainians.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:20 PM (xJa6I)

I was about to post pictures, then realized I was on my work computer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:25 PM (aYCy9)

403 I see we're discussing kidney stones this evening. Not my favorite subject, but one about which I know more than I ever wanted to. Just passed my 6th one two weeks ago.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2018 11:26 PM (cB84n)

404 Eskimos were in the Arctic because the Native Americans had already taken all the best parts of North America, for twenty thousand years.

Eskimo v. Canadian Mohawk. Guess who wins?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 11:26 PM (6FqZa)

405 393 I've been drinking again tonight.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:21 PM (nBr1j)

Are you worried about it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:26 PM (aYCy9)

406 402 385 I wand dibs on female Czech fitness models or athletes. Or/also Ukrainians.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:20 PM (xJa6I)

I was about to post pictures, then realized I was on my work computer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:25 PM (aYCy9)

Damn it.

Well, there's Google Image search, still...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:26 PM (xJa6I)

407 403 I see we're discussing kidney stones this evening. Not my favorite subject, but one about which I know more than I ever wanted to. Just passed my 6th one two weeks ago.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2018 11:26 PM (cB84n)

Ow x6

I've passed three. The first was the worst.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:27 PM (xJa6I)

408 389 Y'all don't burn the house down.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 11:21 PM (ks6bw)

Was that just general advice? Or are you heading on?

Night, if so!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:27 PM (aYCy9)

409 Well, there's Google Image search, still...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:26 PM (xJa6I)

Denise Milani.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:28 PM (aYCy9)

410 Stacy Dash... Cute, but her tits are too saggy and floppy

I volunteer to test this out, with my cheeks and nose

For science

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 11:28 PM (6FqZa)

411 Hi Horde! Excited because new season of Bosch is on Amazon. Not as good as the books, but still damn satisfying.

And if all of y'all making medical diagnoses are white, your input is irrelevant.

But prob a UTI--rhabdo would really be a zebra.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:28 PM (K8vEP)

412 Just passed my 6th one two weeks ago.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2018 11:26 PM (cB84n)


You should consider a tattoo. Like little kill emblems ... one for each stone.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:28 PM (TKTX5)

413 405 393 I've been drinking again tonight.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:21 PM (nBr1j)

Are you worried about it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:26 PM (aYCy9)

No. Just a warning that I might get the internet equivalent of verbal diarrhea.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:28 PM (nBr1j)

414
Just look up Denise Milani. Prime example of what the Czech Republic has to offer.

Eastern Europe in general. Hungarians. Note Melania, from Slovenia, is an example herself. Over half the models are of EE descent. I think Kbdabear has noted that many of his fine specimens are of EE origin.

Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:28 PM (8O3HH)

415 My tattoo gets finished tomorrow. That's item number one on my fuck it bucket.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:25 PM (nBr1j)
It's not like this dudes tattoo I hope.
http://www.miamiherald.com/article206682359.html

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:29 PM (TGrKk)

416 I volunteer to test this out, with my cheeks and nose

For science
Posted by: boulder t'hobo


You sir, are a Great (British) American!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 11:29 PM (S6Pax)

417 So, tonight's news is that President Trump will pardon Scooter Libby. Great move!

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 12, 2018 11:29 PM (GtG/j)

418 Ow x6

I've passed three. The first was the worst.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:27 PM (xJa6I)

See, with me it was the opposite. I gutted out the first three and they moved inside two hours. The fourth never moved. That one sent me to the hospital. Good drugs when I finally got them, but the 8 hours before was... unpleasant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:29 PM (aYCy9)

419 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:15 PM (xJa6I)

The native Floridians are the worst part of Florida. See every "Florida man" news story ever published.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2018 11:30 PM (cB84n)

420 No. Just a warning that I might get the internet equivalent of verbal diarrhea.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:28 PM (nBr1j)

Hello, we are the Moron Horde. Is this your first time visiting?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:30 PM (aYCy9)

421 *seethes*

Posted by: Bush at April 12, 2018 11:31 PM (Q1UO3)

422 Ooops. Did I just do something barrel-worthy? Pro-tip: don't cut and paste with a cell phone.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2018 11:32 PM (cB84n)

423 Yanet Garcia needs that bulbous rump to balance her cantilever tits!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 12, 2018 11:32 PM (e9G8E)

424 No. Just a warning that I might get the internet equivalent of verbal diarrhea.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:28 PM (nBr1j)


have you ever spontaneously decided to lecture strangers on hard currency and why it was bi-metalism and Treasury policy, and not the gold standard, that created the panic of 1893?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2018 11:33 PM (2K6fY)

425 422 Ooops. Did I just do something barrel-worthy? Pro-tip: don't cut and paste with a cell phone.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2018 11:32 PM (cB84n)

No, we just hit a lull in the conversation while various 'rons look up Denise Milani. Wait 5 mins or so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:33 PM (aYCy9)

426 377
Eskimo girl didn't say what she'd prefer. I'd suggest little brown snow-people.

Posted by: Average Guy at April 12, 2018 11:17 PM (LMcFk)



Asshole is fitting.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 12, 2018 11:36 PM (Dp6qK)

427 What is every ethnic group's worst culinary effort?

Icelanders also do the bury a large animal (shark), leave it to rot in the ground for a year, dig it up and cook it. Anthony Boursin said it was one of the only things he could not even put in his mouth.

Any suggestions for white America?

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:36 PM (YEBVl)

428 Your late hubby paid into that! Nothing wrong with
collecting what he paid for. I'm gonna start collecting survivor's
benefits in about 18 months.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2018 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

Oh, I don't feel bad at all - but you see how hard I had to work to earn it the regular way!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 12, 2018 11:36 PM (cu8/f)

429 3 of the 6 stones sent me to the ER because the violent vomiting prevented me from taking pain killers. One of those got me admitted for 3 days. The other 3 I passed at home with oxy.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2018 11:36 PM (cB84n)

430 424 No. Just a warning that I might get the internet equivalent of verbal diarrhea.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:28 PM (nBr1j)

have you ever spontaneously decided to lecture strangers on hard currency and why it was bi-metalism and Treasury policy, and not the gold standard, that created the panic of 1893?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2018 11:33 PM (2K6fY)

Only when very drunk and in university.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:37 PM (nBr1j)

431 Hey everybody. Funny story from today...

Just finished eating some tacos from Del Taco for dinner. Was on my last two of them and realized I was out of their 'mild sauce,' so I grabbed what I thought was some extras I had saved, out of a drawer I have in my room. But after I ate... I realized they didn't taste exactly right. I took a look... and it turns out I was eating my tacos topped with McD's ketchup. Yum.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2018 11:37 PM (eMKNe)

432 Grrr. Boursin est un fromage. Anthony Bourdain est un gourmand.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:38 PM (YEBVl)

433 No, we just hit a lull in the conversation while various 'rons look up Denise Milani. Wait 5 mins or so.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:33 PM (aYCy9)


Gonna be a looong fucking lull.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 11:38 PM (aMlLZ)

434
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:25 PM (nBr1j)
It's not like this dudes tattoo I hope.
http://www.miamiherald.com/article206682359.html
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:29 PM (TGrKk)

I haven't looked yet but I doubt it.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:38 PM (nBr1j)

435 433 No, we just hit a lull in the conversation while various 'rons look up Denise Milani. Wait 5 mins or so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:33 PM (aYCy9)

Gonna be a looong fucking lull.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 11:38 PM (aMlLZ)


She's built for one thing ... and it ain't housework.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:40 PM (TKTX5)

436 Were Denise Milani and I on the Titanic, she would be my life raft...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 12, 2018 11:40 PM (e9G8E)

437
237
Hey guys, this is way off topic, and it's kinda gross (advanced warning)

but I'm a little freaked out. I saw blood in my urine and it burns

when I pee. Never happened to me before. The only thing I can rule out

with 100% certainty is any STD.



I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?



Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)


Please clap.

Posted by: Jeb! at April 12, 2018 11:40 PM (Dp6qK)

438 If cats could perform surgery on their humans, it would be to sell the organs.

Posted by: Make Katy Perry Stop Murdering Nuns! at April 12, 2018 11:40 PM (kYU4t)

439 TMI warning. I just peed again, no blood. Still going to the dr tomorrow, but I don't feel as alarmed now.

I've been told by my cousin, who's a paramedic, that if I experience any abdominal or back pain tonight, I should go to the ER immediately

Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 11:40 PM (c056A)

440 Any suggestions for white America?

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:36 PM (YEBVl)

------------------

Wonder Bread.

Posted by: Blake at April 12, 2018 11:41 PM (WEBkv)

441 415 My tattoo gets finished tomorrow. That's item number one on my fuck it bucket.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:25 PM (nBr1j)
It's not like this dudes tattoo I hope.
http://www.miamiherald.com/article206682359.html
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:29 PM (TGrKk)

No, no, no.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:41 PM (nBr1j)

442 Eskimo v. Canadian Mohawk. Guess who wins?

The one who complains incessantly!

Posted by: Eskimo Village Organizer (Currently Residing in NYC) at April 12, 2018 11:42 PM (y3sT9)

443 The emotional three year old is half or quarter eskimo, something like that. If his mom is fine with "eskimo" so am I.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 12, 2018 11:42 PM (IcT7t)

444 I've been told by my cousin, who's a paramedic, that if I experience any abdominal or back pain tonight, I should go to the ER immediately

Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 11:40 PM (c056A)


If you want to waste your money ... its really up to you.

Or you could SLAP HOT IRON to it and be done.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:42 PM (TKTX5)

445 Wonder bread with a piece of baloney and yellow mustard.

Nah. Nowhere near buried sea creatures.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:43 PM (YEBVl)

446 we just hit a lull in the conversation while various 'rons look up Denise Milani.

Gonna need a sturdier bunk.

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 11:44 PM (nBBdT)

447 Fuckin'

Posted by: DOJ at April 12, 2018 11:44 PM (igNKc)

448 No, no, no.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:41 PM (nBr1j)
I hope you found the humor in that link. Since that was my intention.

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:44 PM (TGrKk)

449 Wonder bread with a slice of processed cheese and cheap ass imitation mayo ... also greater than buried sea creatures.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:44 PM (TKTX5)

450 Nah. Nowhere near buried sea creatures.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:43 PM (YEBVl)

--------------------

Spam?

I have to admit, I can't really think of anything.

So, is white America weird because we don't eat stuff that's been buried for a year or so?

Posted by: Blake at April 12, 2018 11:44 PM (WEBkv)

451 435 433 No, we just hit a lull in the conversation while various 'rons look up Denise Milani. Wait 5 mins or so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:33 PM (aYCy9)

Gonna be a looong fucking lull.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 11:38 PM (aMlLZ)

She's built for one thing ... and it ain't housework.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:40 PM (TKTX5)

The fitness woman whose clit looks like a crowned baby?

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 11:44 PM (CVs5m)

452 Wonder bread with a slice of processed cheese and cheap ass imitation mayo and a limp piece of iceberg lettuce STILl better than buried sea creature.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:46 PM (YEBVl)

453 Fucking Scogg. Don't give him an opening. He's like a nail gun with that line! Bam!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 11:46 PM (igNKc)

454 Wow! Wrong Denise.

I'm going to bed.....

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 11:46 PM (CVs5m)

455 The fitness woman whose clit looks like a crowned baby?
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 11:44 PM (CVs5m)

Never had the pleasure. To the best of my knowledge (and I have looked) she has never posed for nudes. Everything I have seen on the internet is usually horrible fakes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:46 PM (aYCy9)

456 448 No, no, no.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:41 PM (nBr1j)
I hope you found the humor in that link. Since that was my intention.
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:44 PM (TGrKk)

I did indeed laugh. Mind you, I have been drinking.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:47 PM (nBr1j)

457 >> The fitness woman whose clit looks like a crowned
>> baby?

No. Denise Milani has never done nudes to my knowledge, so we don't know what it looks like.

Also, there is a difference between "fitness models" and the 'roided up female bodybuilders who grow the giant clits.

Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:47 PM (8O3HH)

458 But Baked Lay's come close.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:47 PM (YEBVl)

459 Just popping in for a quick perusal, I have a wicked cold or allergies, could not resist chiming in on the kidney stones, very, very painful!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 12, 2018 11:47 PM (nWc4E)

460 buried sea creatures?

you mean the things that lay on the bottom of the ocean and clean all of the pollution out of the water?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)

461 Throw an old soggy slice of tomato on that Wonderbread ...

... still beats the shit out of buried sea creature.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:47 PM (TKTX5)

462 Denise Milani

Her wikia entry was written by somebody here:

https://tinyurl.com/7ztbzhs

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 11:48 PM (nBBdT)

463 FWIW the Inuit and the Denee were enemies. Mind you, that's worth pretty much nothing.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:48 PM (nBr1j)

464 You have to wonder, though, if the "bury a shark for a year then cook and eat" was due to an elderly Icelander forgetting where he left his fresh caught shark, then, after finding it, decided he couldn't afford to waste the meat.

Posted by: Blake at April 12, 2018 11:48 PM (WEBkv)

465 you mean the things that lay on the bottom of the ocean and clean all of the pollution out of the water?

No, things that live in the sea that have been caught, killed, buried, only to be dug up many moons later for snacks.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:49 PM (YEBVl)

466
Had to look that up. That's Denise Masino. That's a fetish thing. I'll warn you, what is seen cannot be unseen.

Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:49 PM (8O3HH)

467 462 Denise Milani

Her wikia entry was written by somebody here:

https://tinyurl.com/7ztbzhs
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 11:48 PM (nBBdT)

LOL. Publius, was it you? It wasn't me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:50 PM (aYCy9)

468 Okay I'll google Denise Minlan, just like I google Chaturbate.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:51 PM (nBr1j)

469 Throw an old soggy slice of tomato on that Wonderbread ...
Add in some canned prunes (like they served us in grade school) and purple Kool-Aid...

Still greater than buried sea creatures.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:51 PM (YEBVl)

470 Denise Milani



Her wikia entry was written by somebody here:



https://tinyurl.com/7ztbzhs

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 11:48 PM (nBBdT)



Absolutely. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 11:51 PM (aMlLZ)

471 You have to wonder, though, if the "bury a shark for a year then cook and eat" was due to an elderly Icelander forgetting where he left his fresh caught shark, then, after finding it, decided he couldn't afford to waste the meat.
Posted by: Blake at April




lazy eskimo mom.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)

472 Okay I'll google Denise Minlan, just like I google Chaturbate.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:51 PM (nBr1j)

See you in a month. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 11:52 PM (aMlLZ)

473 Is anybody watching the Colorado/Nashville playoff game? I just switched it on. Its on NBCSN. They've taken a page from ESPN and added a gal for the color commentary. They haven't mentioned her name. NBC Sports must have needed some extra bodies for the Playoffs.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2018 11:52 PM (6/89N)

474 If Eskimo offends xer, I'm guessing Inbred Nitwit is right out the window.
**********

My old dog would lay there and think 'Oh how I'd like revenge for the 25,000 times my master fake-threw the ball just to watch me chase after nothing, and laugh uproarously each time. My pissing in his begonias year after year doesn't count as a squaring of accounts.'

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2018 11:53 PM (0ogQG)

475 So rotten stinkling fish is food?; well, there is lutafisk.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 11:53 PM (igNKc)

476 1st kidney stone being the worst reminds me of First Cut is the Deepest...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=67X9ifu-qTs

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 11:53 PM (PUmDY)

477 >>LOL. Publius, was it you? It wasn't me.

ROFL. I could write something like that, but it wasn't me. A man after my own heart.

"Denise Milani's breasts were born on...."

Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:54 PM (8O3HH)

478 Cat poop is food...if you're a dog.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:54 PM (YEBVl)

479 Do they throw anything into the hole with the fish? Lutefisk is 'prepared' by packing it in lye before it is allowed to fester, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:54 PM (aYCy9)

480 hey who mentioned chaturbate earlier? someone has to get credit or blame for being the moron to introduce the term to the horde.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:54 PM (MTjB1)

481 480 hey who mentioned chaturbate earlier? someone has to get credit or blame for being the moron to introduce the term to the horde.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:54 PM (MTjB1)

Northernlurker/Teem tonight. It's always the quiet ones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:55 PM (aYCy9)

482 As far as I know, it is just the shark in the sand. Fish cured in lye...not ALL that far from ceviche, right...er, maybe, kinda, sorta the same idea?

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:56 PM (YEBVl)

483 That Eskimo girl seems nice. Her ability too deal with facts contrary to her Grievance, she immediately discards the facts. Hey, there is GOLD in them thar Grievances!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2018 11:56 PM (6/89N)

484 479 Do they throw anything into the hole with the fish? Lutefisk is 'prepared' by packing it in lye before it is allowed to fester, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:54 PM (aYCy9

Becomes gelatinous. Yummy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 11:57 PM (igNKc)

485 Northernlurker/Teem tonight. It's always the quiet ones.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April



no it was someone on an earlier thread. northernlurker simply spends all his time there now.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:57 PM (MTjB1)

486 Chaturbate came up during the day threads.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:58 PM (nBr1j)

487 I'm glad I live in a time and place where I'm not so food insecure that rotten meat is a good choice.

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:58 PM (TGrKk)

488 This drinking to excess deserves further investigation.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:59 PM (nBr1j)

489 So, lutefisk is the seafood equivalant of Rosie O'Donnel?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 11:59 PM (KP5rU)

490 publius or caligirl was the one that introduced chaturbate into horde lexicon.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:59 PM (MTjB1)

491 My God ... could we just have one thread, ONE THREAD, without all you bastards hating on the poor defenseless Eskimo girl ?!?! It just ... it just breaks my heart. That ... and all the fag jokes.

*sniff*

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:59 PM (eGFSg)

492 Wonder Bread with Dreamland bbq sauce used to be the only "side" they had until they got into irs trouble.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 11:59 PM (PUmDY)

493 So rotten stinkling fish is food?; well, there is lutafisk.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 11:53 PM (igNKc)


I was thinking "Newfie steak" which is a double thick slice of baloney, fried. Hardly American. However, if you like Newfie steak, you will love cooked seal flippers. The bones almost look human.

I suppose true American food is vienna sausages and deep fried gizzards, but I LIKE vienna sausages and deep fried gizzards.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2018 12:00 AM (2K6fY)

494 Chaturbate--is that when you just can't stop talking to yourself?

Would caturbate be letting your friendly feline get in his licks?

Would taturbate be getting off while someone inks your member?

I'm done now.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:00 AM (YEBVl)

495 487 I'm glad I live in a time and place where I'm not so food insecure that rotten meat is a good choice.
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:58 PM (TGrKk)

I never tried ballet in the PI. Even Filipinos tell me it is better to eat in the dark.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:00 AM (nBr1j)

496 Not ballet, balut.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:01 AM (nBr1j)

497 so is there any eskimo porn?



everyone at some level has a stake in their community porn. your porn makes a statement about your community. having no porn, either because you do not have anyone hot enough to make porn of or you do not have the technology to make porn is shameful.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2018 12:02 AM (MTjB1)

498 As far as I can tell chaturbate is a portmanteau word--a combination of two words. One of the words is chat.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:02 AM (nBr1j)

499 Eskimo porn...Blubberbate. go for it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 13, 2018 12:02 AM (igNKc)

500 I'm done now.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:00 AM (YEBVl)


You got some twisted kink.

I just so happen to like a little twisted kink.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 12:02 AM (eGFSg)

501
I never tried ballet in the PI. Even Filipinos tell me it is better to eat in the dark.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:00 AM (nBr1j)

I have eaten a few strange things, but baby chickens pickled in the egg and insects are where I draw the line.

Is it chicken? Somehow I remember duck eggs being in the mix.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:02 AM (aYCy9)

502 Pickled pigs feet have to rank somewhere in the top 100 for badness. And fried brains.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:03 AM (YEBVl)

503 Not ballet, balut.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:01 AM (nBr1j)



Numbah One with a Balut!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2018 12:03 AM (2K6fY)

504 The Bed in.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 12:03 AM (PUmDY)

505 Would taturbate be getting off while someone inks your member?

I'm definitely not getting my member inked. My tattoo is low visibility but not that low.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:03 AM (nBr1j)

506 You got some twisted kink.

I just so happen to like a little twisted kink.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 12:02 AM (eGFSg)

It would not get twisted if you used lube.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:03 AM (aYCy9)

507 Balut is duck eggs. Don't buy duck eggs in the Asian store if there is a red stamp on them.

Also . . . be very suspicious of the chicken eggs that are that fluorescent pink color. I think they are from radioactive chickens.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2018 12:05 AM (2K6fY)

508 498 As far as I can tell chaturbate is a portmanteau word--a combination of two words. One of the words is chat.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:02 AM (nBr1j)

Interesting. You must one a' them linguinis

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 13, 2018 12:05 AM (igNKc)

509 502 Pickled pigs feet have to rank somewhere in the top 100 for badness. And fried brains.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:03 AM (YEBVl)

One I have to add is that one sandwich 'meat'- head cheese.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:05 AM (aYCy9)

510 The thing about drinking to excess is it always leads to people making mock.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:06 AM (nBr1j)

511 Taterbate has something to do with playing with your spud.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2018 12:06 AM (2K6fY)

512 It would not get twisted if you used lube.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:03 AM (aYCy9)


Where the Hell were you when I needed ya' ?

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at April 13, 2018 12:06 AM (eGFSg)

513 Twisted kink. Is that redundant?

I do like blubberbate...

Although that could also be what you do after your girlfriend dumps you..

Trooperbate is how I get out of a ticket.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:06 AM (YEBVl)

514 511 Taterbate has something to do with playing with your spud.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2018 12:06 AM (2K6fY)

Your potato?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:07 AM (nBr1j)

515 502 Pickled pigs feet have to rank somewhere in the top 100 for badness. And fried brains.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:03 AM (YEBVl

I had baked calves brains. Not bsd. Gramma made them.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 13, 2018 12:07 AM (igNKc)

516 there is canned corned beef. And Danish hams.

"a mystery in aspic"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2018 12:07 AM (2K6fY)

517 And taterbate makes me think of Bud the Spud by Stompin' Tom Connors.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:08 AM (nBr1j)

518 We used to have / make for ourselves fried-baloney sandwiches as kids. You had to cut a few strokes across the outside though or they'd curl badly from the heat.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 13, 2018 12:09 AM (VBKy9)

519
Trooperbate is how I get out of a ticket.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:06 AM (YEBVl)

I laughed!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 13, 2018 12:09 AM (igNKc)

520 Can you tell I've been drinking?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:09 AM (nBr1j)

521 I'm definitely not getting my member inked. My tattoo is low visibility but not that low.

WElcometojamaicahaveaNiceDaY.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:09 AM (YEBVl)

522
Chatubrate is the farm system for new porn talent, now.

Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 13, 2018 12:10 AM (8O3HH)

523 I love fried baloney! My favorite aunt made it!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 13, 2018 12:10 AM (igNKc)

524 521 I'm definitely not getting my member inked. My tattoo is low visibility but not that low.

WElcometojamaicahaveaNiceDaY.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:09 AM (YEBVl)

Good joke. You made me laugh.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:10 AM (nBr1j)

525 520 Can you tell I've been drinking?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:09 AM (nBr1j)


Dude ... you're fine.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 12:10 AM (eGFSg)

526 My Mom used to make fried bologna with tomato gravy.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:11 AM (nBr1j)

527 Rats avalanche lost

Hello all!

Y5!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 13, 2018 12:11 AM (mMeIQ)

528 Yeah, my bad: taterbate is potato, potahto..

Tatterbate would involve sharp objects.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:12 AM (YEBVl)

529 It seems the ONT goes better with alcohol.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:12 AM (nBr1j)

530 I'm going to have get some bologna slices this weekend grocery shopping to take a trip down Memory Lane.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 13, 2018 12:13 AM (VBKy9)

531 Can you tell I've been drinking?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:09 AM (nBr1j

Shut your eyes, hold out your arm and with your index finger, touch your nose.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 13, 2018 12:13 AM (igNKc)

532 The Asian duck eggs that have the rotten baby ducks in them are way beyond gross. Lutefisk would be more appetizing. Don't remember what they call them but the chef that wears croks had them on his show.

Posted by: X-ray at April 13, 2018 12:13 AM (TGrKk)

533 NorthernLurker...Don't look now, but I think Lucas knows what you did.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:14 AM (YEBVl)

534 Speaking of Kinks, Dave Davies is playing CW here on Monday. Just Strangers live is worth the price of admission.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 12:14 AM (PUmDY)

535 I think Ima gonna listen to some bluegrass.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:14 AM (nBr1j)

536 530 I'm going to have get some bologna slices this weekend grocery shopping to take a trip down Memory Lane.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 13, 2018 12:13 AM (VBKy9)


Not bad fried. I like mine crispy ... not burned.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 12:15 AM (eGFSg)

537 Wow, isn't the Parkland shooter a peach of a guy!

Florida school shooter wants victims to have his inheritance (link to Fox News)

https://tinyurl.com/ycf97q2s

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2018 12:15 AM (eMKNe)

538
490 publius or caligirl was the one that introduced chaturbate into horde lexicon.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:59 PM (MTjB1)



Its gotten a mention before I think. Always so nice when someone makes mention of the sites they visit.

Me? I'm much more classy. I just mention a porn star and leave it to you to choose your own smut site to look her up.

Posted by: buzzion at April 13, 2018 12:16 AM (cAnNx)

539 Musical mashup site:

Metalinjection.net

Ratt's Round and Round musical accompaniment with Marvin Gaye singing Heard It Through The Grapevine is cool.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2018 12:18 AM (a3kvc)

540
I didn't bring up Chaturbate (that I remember), and not today. Someone brought up in an afternoon thread today, and Northernlurker asked what it was.

Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 13, 2018 12:18 AM (8O3HH)

541 Now I've got to drive across the hallway to my bedroom.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:19 AM (nBr1j)

542 This bus ride sucks ... and I have no beer.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 12:19 AM (eGFSg)

543 Cat poop is food...if you're a dog.
Posted by: LadyTheo
-----------

Or a raccoon. Never put a bag of used cat litter on the back porch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 12:19 AM (cp1if)

544 Back, what have I missed?

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 12:19 AM (eVIA2)

545 I'm listening to bluegrass, tapping my toes and bobbing my head.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:20 AM (nBr1j)

546 Florida school shooter wants victims to have his inheritance

One problem, genius: you're alive, they're dead.

Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2018 12:20 AM (QxXRY)

547 Bye for now, Teem.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:21 AM (aYCy9)

548 544 Back, what have I missed?
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 12:19 AM (eVIA2)

Denise Milani. Look her up, and prepare for your margins to be widened.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:22 AM (aYCy9)

549 Lemme see if I understand. When I get shitfaced I get attention. Is that right?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:23 AM (nBr1j)

550 *Mumbling something about the quality of the time*

Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2018 12:23 AM (ayUOl)

551 t-bird, yup. What a swell dude!
:-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2018 12:23 AM (eMKNe)

552 "Florida school shooter wants victims to have his inheritance"

One problem, genius: you're alive, they're dead.
Posted by: t-bird
---------------------
If that ain't more proof that he's a crazed bastard, I don't what can be considered "insanity" or "personality"

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 12:23 AM (eVIA2)

553 Denise Milani. Look her up, and prepare for your margins to be widened.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:22 AM (aYCy9)





better yet....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj87Z_BwFZE

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 13, 2018 12:23 AM (aMlLZ)

554 Denise Milani. Look her up, and prepare for your margins to be widened.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:22 AM


One Hell of a set of lungs.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 12:24 AM (eGFSg)

555 I understand it are WeirdDave's birfday?

Happy birfday, WeirdDave!

Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2018 12:24 AM (ayUOl)

556 I heard a rumor:
Trump's going to pardon Booth!
Not sure if it's JW or Shirley.
Stay tuned.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 13, 2018 12:24 AM (RuIsu)

557 541 Now I've got to drive across the hallway to my bedroom.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:19 AM (nBr1j)
---------------------------------
For God's sake, call a cab!

Posted by: Margarita, voyaging to the edge of crisp at April 13, 2018 12:25 AM (0jtPF)

558 Denise Milani. Look her up, and prepare for your margins to be widened.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
---------------------------------
*computer processing sounds*
...
...


Hnnnng...

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 12:25 AM (eVIA2)

559 I'm watching/listening to Southern Gospel Revival on Youttube. It makes my toes tap.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:25 AM (nBr1j)

560 What's this? Trump's gonna pardon somebody in a phone booth?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2018 12:26 AM (eMKNe)

561 Fried bologna? Nah. If I'm going that route, I'm going full fatso and frying Spam.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 13, 2018 12:26 AM (H5knJ)

562 Lurk ... rough day ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 12:27 AM (eGFSg)

563 Huh, I just read the dog meme. I like it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:27 AM (aYCy9)

564 WDS!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2018 12:27 AM (MTjB1)

565 This guy does good mashups...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FMjOK-ZUMOM

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 12:27 AM (PUmDY)

566 Bluegrass seems to appeal to me when I've been drinking bourbon.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:28 AM (nBr1j)

567 Denise Milani, the Olympic hurdler?

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 13, 2018 12:29 AM (RuIsu)

568 I was watching a tv show in delay. Now the 10oclock news says we are getting a snowstorm this weekend. It's f ing April even for Minnesota this is the opposite of global warming.

Posted by: X-ray at April 13, 2018 12:29 AM (TGrKk)

569 There ain't no grave gonna hold mu body down.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:30 AM (nBr1j)

570 Any suggestions for white America?

Posted by: LadyTheo


Certianly not unique to the US but...

ROCKY
MOUNTAIN
OSYTERS

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 12:31 AM (LNPd9)

571 It's f'ing April even for Minnesota this is the opposite of global warming.
Posted by: X-ray
------------------------
hue

Weather's been going bonkers here in the South lately.

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 12:31 AM (eVIA2)

572 It was beautiful here today (mid 70's.) However, I see snow showers in the forecast for Monday. Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:32 AM (aYCy9)

573 In the Sweet By and By.Lord love a duck. I'm probably embarrassing myself.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:32 AM (nBr1j)

574 Thank God someone else knows about fried Spam..

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 12:33 AM (PUmDY)

575 There ain't no grave gonna hold mu body down.
Posted by: Northernlurker


This is a Buddhist thing, in'it?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 12:33 AM (LNPd9)

576 Courtney Patton and Jamie Wilson I loves them.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:34 AM (nBr1j)

577 > My further recollection is that the folks in Canada went along with it and the Eskimos in Alaska basically said Screw Off.

That is correct. The Yupik, in particular, get really pissed off if you call them "Inuit", 'cause they aren't.

The Inuit live in Canada and speak a completely different (though related) language. The other group of Eskimos in Alaska are the Inupiat, who are more closely related to the Inuit (but even they don't usually call themselves "Inuit").

This girl got given bad information by some idiot Canadian Communist.

It's like some knob deciding that "Spanish" is a bad word and starting to call Spanish people "French" because they speak a related language.

In other words, it's a good way to get your ass kicked.

Also, Alaskan Indians ("Native Americans") and Eskimos hate to be confused with each other. While they mostly get along nowadays, they used to fight a lot of bloody wars before the whites came along and put a stop to it. I'm talking genocidal shit.

Also, some of the Indian tribes had a huge slave culture, and would raid other tribes to get slaves. They were totally pissed off when the U.S. bought Alaska from Russia and freed their slaves. They even carved a "shame totem pole" with Abraham Lincoln's face on it (their equivalent of a debt collection notice), 'cause they figured Abe owed them a whole bunch of loot for freeing their slaves.

I know that's at variance with the accepted wisdom that before the Evil White Men came all the indigenous people lived together in peace and harmony with the trees and the flowers and the bunnies and the rainbows, but it's true. Life was pretty fucking harsh in Alaska back then.


The safest thing to call an indigenous Alaskan unless you're sure: "Alaska Native". So far, no one has started claiming that as a racial slur, and it applies to all the indigenous peoples of Alaska.



Posted by: Old Joe Kennedy at April 13, 2018 12:34 AM (Q7M5N)

578 C'mon, y'all, this is just called spring. In central Indiana, the rule is no annuals planted 'til after Mothers' Day--there's a reason for that!

I can remember having the privilege of sitting at the Brickyard on Memorial Day weekend, freezing my ass off, in the rain, waiting for the much-promised-seldom-glimpsed "window" in which 200 circuits of the oval could be completed.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:35 AM (YEBVl)

579 All these pictures in the ONT are amusing as hell but I'm still trying to figure out what the problem with the CNN Twatter algorithm is.

Posted by: Robert scratching his thinning noggin at April 13, 2018 12:35 AM (ayUOl)

580 In fairness to the little girl and her 'the ghost fell out', her parents have good taste in cartoons. Older Warner Brother Loonie Tunes, to be more precise. That trope is used over and over to show death in them.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2018 12:36 AM (0ogQG)

581 If I was still able to read I think I would have found your post fascinating Old Jet Kennedy.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:36 AM (nBr1j)

582 Thank God someone else knows about fried Spam..

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 12:33 AM (PUmDY)
There were six kids in my family. Spam (when it used to be cheap) and bologna were staples. Fried was always a treat.

Posted by: X-ray at April 13, 2018 12:37 AM (TGrKk)

583 We are going to be in the thirties tomorrow....yea global warming!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 13, 2018 12:37 AM (mMeIQ)

584 Global warming is nothing more than a white supremacist scheme to get rid of the Eskimos. Or whatever they call themselves.

Lurk, you're just too cute.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:38 AM (YEBVl)

585 it is an "r" month. I love oysters.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 12:39 AM (PUmDY)

586 In central Indiana, the rule is no annuals planted 'til after Mothers' Day--there's a reason for that!

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:35 AM (YEBVl)


SE IN ... no planting until Derby.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 12:39 AM (luTBU)

587 My further recollection is that the folks in Canada went along with it and the Eskimos in Alaska basically said Screw Off.

That is correct. The Yupik, in particular, get really pissed off if you call them "Inuit", 'cause they aren't.

The Inuit live in Canada and speak a completely different (though related) language. The other group of Eskimos in Alaska are the Inupiat, who are more closely related to the Inuit (but even they don't usually call themselves "Inuit").

This girl got given bad information by some idiot Canadian Communist.

It's like some knob deciding that "Spanish" is a bad word and starting to call Spanish people "French" because they speak a related language.

In other words, it's a good way to get your ass kicked.

Also, Alaskan Indians ("Native Americans") and Eskimos hate to be confused with each other. While they mostly get along nowadays, they used to fight a lot of bloody wars before the whites came along and put a stop to it. I'm talking genocidal shit.

Also, some of the Indian tribes had a huge slave culture, and would raid other tribes to get slaves. They were totally pissed off when the U.S. bought Alaska from Russia and freed their slaves. They even carved a "shame totem pole" with Abraham Lincoln's face on it (their equivalent of a debt collection notice), 'cause they figured Abe owed them a whole bunch of loot for freeing their slaves.

I know that's at variance with the accepted wisdom that before the Evil White Men came all the indigenous people lived together in peace and harmony with the trees and the flowers and the bunnies and the rainbows, but it's true. Life was pretty fucking harsh in Alaska back then.


The safest thing to call an indigenous Alaskan unless you're sure: "Alaska Native". So far, no one has started claiming that as a racial slur, and it applies to all the indigenous peoples of Alaska.



Posted by: Old Joe Kennedy at April




just call em all gay, easier that way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2018 12:39 AM (MTjB1)

588 I think the next item on mu fuck it list is growing a beard that grows down to my chest.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:40 AM (nBr1j)

589 Baloney Cake!
tinyurl.com/y9uh7uy5

Posted by: Hambone at April 13, 2018 12:40 AM (S1ri+)

590 I do apologize I've managed to get shitfaced on the ONT.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:43 AM (nBr1j)

591 just call em all gay, easier that way.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2018 12:39 AM (MTjB1)

I guess if they ask you to smoke big wampum peace pipe a man ought to run for the hills.

Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2018 12:43 AM (ayUOl)

592 guess the nun fighting katy perry is going to appeal to the pope.


sure that will turn out well for her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2018 12:43 AM (MTjB1)

593 529 It seems the ONT goes better with alcohol.

Not when I drink it. Then the "content" is basicly just me screeching at all you sons of bitches.

And thank you Robert.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 13, 2018 12:44 AM (xpg6P)

594 I guess if they ask you to smoke big wampum peace pipe a man ought to run for the hills.
Posted by: Robert at April



lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2018 12:44 AM (MTjB1)

595 I do apologize I've managed to get shitfaced on the ONT.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:43 AM (nBr1j)

Pass the flask.

Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2018 12:44 AM (ayUOl)

596 590 I do apologize I've managed to get shitfaced on the ONT.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:43 AM (nBr1j)


If somebody minds ... they've got the option of doing this far-out thing called "ignore you".

You're fine, slick. Really.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 12:45 AM (luTBU)

597 Well, Lurker, guess all I can say that the toilet's that way if you feel funny...

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 12:46 AM (eVIA2)

598 597 Well, Lurker, guess all I can say that the toilet's that way if you feel funny...
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 12:46 AM (eVIA2)

Just pleasantly shit faced.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:46 AM (nBr1j)

599 Fried Spam is great.

Fried Kielbasa is better.

Fried Pirogies and Kielbasa is best.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2018 12:47 AM (a3kvc)

600 588 I think the next item on mu fuck it list is growing a beard that grows down to my chest.

Brilliant! Just the ticket fer catchin' all teh girrrls.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:48 AM (YEBVl)

601 And Happy Hasherday, Dave! Many happy returns!

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:48 AM (YEBVl)

602 Kind of funny article linked over at Instapundit:

https://tinyurl.com/y74bsntt

Solar activity crashes - the Sun looks like a cueball

"Furthermore, the occurrence of a grand minimum now would help the climate field. We really do not know the full influence of the Sun's solar cycles on the Earth's climate."


Hmmm, champ, maybe then it was not a good idea to push global warming to the hilt when you had no idea what the hell you were talking about.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:48 AM (aYCy9)

603 Sucks when you aren't in the South and you discover that they don't have Salrines and horseradish and Tabasco for raw oysters. "We have oyster crackers" who gives a shit?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 12:48 AM (PUmDY)

604 567 Denise Milani, the Olympic hurdler?
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 13, 2018 12:29 AM (RuIsu)

Limbo world record holder.

Posted by: Monk at April 13, 2018 12:50 AM (CVs5m)

605 I also drilled my finger today in Aviation class.

A #30 bit hurts like hell...

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 12:50 AM (eVIA2)

606 Fried Spam is great.

Fried Kielbasa is better.

Fried Pirogies and Kielbasa is best.
Posted by: Sharkman


Fried Kielbasa, sauerkraut, ginger carrots, bacon and bread crumb crust is even better.

And schwarzbrot with a knob of butter...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 12:50 AM (LNPd9)

607 Cosmic Charlie, what kind of pussy are you? I just let my ersters slide down nekkid as a jaybird.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:51 AM (YEBVl)

608 604 567 Denise Milani, the Olympic hurdler?
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 13, 2018 12:29 AM (RuIsu)

Limbo world record holder.
Posted by: Monk at April 13, 2018 12:50 AM (CVs5m)

If she was a hurdler both her eyes would be black.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:51 AM (nBr1j)

609 Teem, I thought it was a rule that we must get sh*tfaced on the ONT. Have I been doing it wrong?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 12:51 AM (GzDYP)

610 Fried Spam is great.



Fried Kielbasa is better.



Fried Pirogies and Kielbasa is best.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2018 12:47 AM (a3kvc)

Mom was English so our best meal was roast beef, Yorkshire pudding and gravy. Oh and some canned vegetable.

Posted by: X-ray at April 13, 2018 12:52 AM (TGrKk)

611 609 Teem, I thought it was a rule that we must get sh*tfaced on the ONT. Have I been doing it wrong?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 12:51 AM (GzDYP)

I've generally been sober. Maybe I've been the one who's been dong it wrong.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:53 AM (nBr1j)

612
Hmmm, champ, maybe then it was not a good idea to push global warming to the hilt when you had no idea what the hell you were talking about.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
----------

Also: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9xy8sh4

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 12:53 AM (QxXRY)

613 BTW I love pirogues.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:53 AM (nBr1j)

614 Fried Kielbasa, sauerkraut, ginger carrots, bacon and bread crumb crust is even better.

And schwarzbrot with a knob of butter...

Posted by: weft cut-loop

Just texted that to myself to remind me to make it for dinner this weekend.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2018 12:53 AM (a3kvc)

615 A #30 bit hurts like hell...

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 12:50 AM (eVIA2)

Ouch!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 12:54 AM (GzDYP)

616 I like them Gulf style.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 12:54 AM (PUmDY)

617 I misspelled pierogis.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:55 AM (nBr1j)

618 I think I'm misspelling everything.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:56 AM (nBr1j)

619 Teem, if you can spell misspell and pierogis, you aren't as think as you drunk you are.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:57 AM (YEBVl)

620 I've generally been sober. Maybe I've been the one who's been dong it wrong.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:53 AM (nBr1j)

Lol! How are your grandkids? Everybody doing good?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 12:57 AM (GzDYP)

621 I think I'm misspelling everything.
Posted by: Northernlurker


Just remember to spell your alarm for tomorrow correctly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 12:58 AM (LNPd9)

622 Teem, I thought it was a rule that we must get sh*tfaced on the ONT. Have I been doing it wrong?
Posted by: OldDominionMom


Just change it up every few days just to keep it fresh.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 12:59 AM (LNPd9)

623 620 I've generally been sober. Maybe I've been the one who's been dong it wrong.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:53 AM (nBr1j)

Lol! How are your grandkids? Everybody doing good?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 12:57 AM (GzDYP)

The grandkids are great I'm joining them for movie night tomorrow.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:59 AM (nBr1j)

624 The sun might have something to do with Earth's climate?!?!

ANTI-SCIENCE HATE SPEECH!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2018 01:01 AM (a3kvc)

625 Fried Pirogies and Kielbasa is best.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2018 12:47 AM (a3kvc)

Yumm. I've never tried frying pirogies. Do you brown them a bit like potato pancakes?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 01:01 AM (GzDYP)

626 625 Fried Pirogies and Kielbasa is best.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2018 12:47 AM (a3kvc)

Yumm. I've never tried frying pirogies. Do you brown them a bit like potato pancakes?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 01:01 AM (GzDYP)

They're great do try them. sober me talking.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 01:03 AM (nBr1j)

627 Which movie?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 01:03 AM (PUmDY)

628 Fried balonga is just poor-man's fried mortadella.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 13, 2018 01:03 AM (cB84n)

629 A #30 bit hurts like hell...

Posted by: Delaforce
--------------

At least it wasn't one of those Commie metric bits.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 01:03 AM (cp1if)

630 The grandkids are great I'm joining them for movie night tomorrow.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:59 AM (nBr1j)

Aww. That will be fun!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 01:04 AM (GzDYP)

631 I also drilled my finger today in Aviation class.

A #30 bit hurts like hell...


You must be getting ready to tap for an M4 x 0.7. You think it hurts now....!

Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2018 01:04 AM (QxXRY)

632 624 The sun might have something to do with Earth's climate?!?!

ANTI-SCIENCE HATE SPEECH!
Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2018 01:01 AM (a3kvc)

Yeah. Amazing that a giant fusion reaction going off just over our shoulder (cosmically speaking) might have some effect on how warm it is down here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 01:04 AM (aYCy9)

633 Lately we've been watching Little House on the Prairie.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 01:05 AM (nBr1j)

634 Garrett here hates that

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 01:06 AM (PUmDY)

635 I still think we should have thrown the security officer from the school in Maryland who shot the psycho a ticker tape parade instead of paying attention to that ass clown from Florida.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 01:06 AM (aYCy9)

636 You must be getting ready to tap for an M4 x 0.7. You think it hurts now....!
Posted by: t-bird
-------------------------
Well, we're not tapping. I'm working with sheet metal structures. I hurt myself when I was reaming a doubler for a access panel.

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 01:06 AM (eVIA2)

637 At least it wasn't one of those Commie metric bits.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 01:03 AM (cp1if)

Palp is not here to tell us the inherent benefits in drilling one's hand with a bizarre size metric bit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 01:07 AM (aYCy9)

638 Amazing that a giant fusion reaction going off just over our shoulder (cosmically speaking) might have some effect on how warm it is down here.

Impossible. But it is powerful enough to supply all of our energy if only we would quit clinging to oil and coal.

Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2018 01:08 AM (9tO1t)

639 Palp is not here to tell us the inherent benefits in drilling one's hand with a bizarre size metric bit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
--------------------------------
What would be different for a metric bit to be worse than a standard bit?

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 01:09 AM (eVIA2)

640 Well, we're not tapping. I'm working with sheet metal structures. I hurt myself when I was reaming a doubler for a access panel.
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage
-----------

In aerospace industry, it's always the sheet metal workers who are missing fingers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 01:09 AM (5OO3x)

641 Impossible. But it is powerful enough to supply all of our energy if only we would quit clinging to oil and coal.
Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2018 01:08 AM (9tO1t)

Actually it is- we just have not figured out the right way to do it yet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 01:09 AM (aYCy9)

642 What would be different for a metric bit to be worse than a standard bit?
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage
-----

In Russia, bit drills you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 01:11 AM (5OO3x)

643 Lately we've been watching Little House on the Prairie.

* * *

This and Grizzly Adams were two of my staples as a little kid. Have not watched them since. But it would be fun to do so and see what I think now.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 13, 2018 01:11 AM (H5knJ)

644 I thin it's pretty much time for me to fucking stumble off to fucking bed.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 01:11 AM (nBr1j)

645 Why do credit advisors sound like such nerds?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 01:11 AM (PUmDY)

646 Also: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9xy8sh4





Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 12:53 AM (QxXRY)

Sounds like the writer at IBD doesn't really get it. Plants don't get their nitrogen from the air; they take it up as nitrates from the soil. In fact, they can't take up nitrogen from the air, where it is not scarce (78%), at all, AFAIK. I recall the usual nitrogen cycle is lightning (and maybe cosmic rays and/or solar wind) causes formation of nitrogen oxides in the atmosphere. These dissolve in water droplets of clouds, and rain on the soil, and nitrogen-fixing bacteria in the soil make it available to plants.
I am not aware of any significant amounts of nitrogen appearing in the makeup of rock-forming minerals. And the chemistry of minerals is well-studied.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2018 01:12 AM (vUFR0)

647 What would be different for a metric bit to be worse than a standard bit?
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 01:09 AM (eVIA2)

Caliber wars, you have missed.

It inevitable starts with someone saying that they bought a rifle or pistol in .45 or .30-06. Palp then starts in on 7.62x39 or 25 being the caliber of choice for the Slavic Master Race, and it gives us a few minutes of fun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 01:12 AM (aYCy9)

648 644 I thin it's pretty much time for me to fucking stumble off to fucking bed.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 01:11 AM (nBr1j)

Night Northern/Teem.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 01:13 AM (aYCy9)

649 Larry King is crying inside.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 01:14 AM (PUmDY)

650 646 Also: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9xy8sh4





Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 12:53 AM (QxXRY)

Sounds like the writer at IBD doesn't really get it. Plants don't get their nitrogen from the air; they take it up as nitrates from the soil. In fact, they can't take up nitrogen from the air, where it is not scarce (78%), at all, AFAIK. I recall the usual nitrogen cycle is lightning (and maybe cosmic rays and/or solar wind) causes formation of nitrogen oxides in the atmosphere. These dissolve in water droplets of clouds, and rain on the soil, and nitrogen-fixing bacteria in the soil make it available to plants.
I am not aware of any significant amounts of nitrogen appearing in the makeup of rock-forming minerals. And the chemistry of minerals is well-studied.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2018 01:12 AM (vUFR0

Now I'm really embarrassed. Here I am shitfaced and the rest of you are having profound and intelligent conversations.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 01:14 AM (nBr1j)

651 Goodnight Teem. Have fun tomorrow!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 01:14 AM (GzDYP)

652 AOP - Source article, fairly interesting: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7dm2p3r

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 01:15 AM (y3sT9)

653 Caliber wars, you have missed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
-------------------
Ehhh...
A bullet's a bullet Hit the right place and even a BB pellet will cop someone.

Granted, mass, velocity, FMJ or Hollow Points or Soft Points.
Whatever.

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 01:15 AM (eVIA2)

654 I tune in for a late-night glimpse and what do I see?

the nun fighting katy perry is going to appeal to the pope

Does this involve a large arena, a vat of mud, the Pope giving a thumbs-up or -down, and pay-per-view?

Posted by: mindful webworker - confused, but not as much as Hillary at April 13, 2018 01:16 AM (ATv6t)

655 Why have a caliber war? Hasn't everybody figured out that the SW .40 is the master load?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 13, 2018 01:16 AM (cB84n)

656 Sounds like the writer at IBD doesn't really get it.

I think they're trying to invent a scientific-sounding reason why all their global warming predictions never matched reality.

Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2018 01:17 AM (5OO3x)

657 Knifing ammonia in the spring is always fun.

Posted by: X-ray at April 13, 2018 01:17 AM (TGrKk)

658 Drive through to say hello and good night, plus John Browning and his .45ACP 1911A1 RULES.


Goodnite, good people. Stay warm and safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 13, 2018 01:17 AM (S/hVx)

659 Larry King is crying inside.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


False.
Mummies don't cry.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 01:18 AM (LNPd9)

660 Has anyone seen Linda Sarsour and Justin Trudeau in the same room?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2018 01:19 AM (rnAwa)

661


"Palp then starts in on 7.62x39 or 25 ... "


Ask him how many times he's left the lens cap off of his Kiev MF camera, only to have the lens focus the sun on the shutter ... only to have it catch fire, eventually consuming the entire camera.

Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor at April 13, 2018 01:20 AM (FlRtG)

662 No

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 01:20 AM (eVIA2)

663 Lucas knows what you did

That's right- I called him an Eskimo. What's he gonna do about it?

Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2018 01:21 AM (5OO3x)

664 Yes

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 01:21 AM (LNPd9)

665 C'mon

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 01:21 AM (LNPd9)

666 And the number of the beast is..

oh, wait...

it's Pi!

Posted by: mindful webworker goes for the big ring at April 13, 2018 01:21 AM (ATv6t)

667 f

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 01:21 AM (LNPd9)

668 Night IGP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 01:22 AM (aYCy9)

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's the little things in life that EAT AWAY AT YOU at April 13, 2018 01:22 AM (ATv6t)

670 I can't sleep ugh

Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2018 01:22 AM (TL2pK)

671 Mindful wins.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2018 01:23 AM (rnAwa)

672 Well, I've caused enough damage for one night.

Send the bill to Trump's lawyer.

Posted by: mindful webworker - bows out, falls in orchestra pit at April 13, 2018 01:24 AM (ATv6t)

673 Cursed like rotten layers of onions that you purchase with your money only to be disappointed after pealing said onions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 01:24 AM (LNPd9)

674 My cousin gave us our Grandfather's drill press. It came from the torpedo factory in Alexandria where he worked during the war, so you can imagine how massive, industrial and strong this awesome beast is. The chucks are at least 3 inches across. It is very cool.

But it's missing its top cover. Sooo, yeah I got my hair caught up and ODDad was able to save my scalp by turning it off because thank goodness he was right there. We built a higher bench for it.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 01:24 AM (GzDYP)

675 Eskimos bury seal flippers and let them rot in the ground for several months. The dish is called "stink foot". I'll stick with ribeye steak off the grill.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 13, 2018 01:24 AM (bML9A)

676 Mindful wins.

I'll say. Swooping in confidently with a fully prepared comment and nic like that was a master stroke.

Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2018 01:25 AM (5OO3x)

677 The post-block by mindful. A classic dick move.

Game knows game.

*nods knowingly*

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 01:26 AM (ufFCO)

678 Night MW.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 01:26 AM (aYCy9)

679 I'll say. Swooping in confidently with a fully prepared comment and nic like that was a master stroke.
Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2018 01:25 AM (5OO3x)

They gave 110%. They left everything on the court.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 01:27 AM (aYCy9)

680 how is Elvis, Larry King; have you seen him lately?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 13, 2018 01:27 AM (6FqZa)

681 AOP - Source article, fairly interesting: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7dm2p3r





Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 01:15 AM (y3sT9)

I read that. They call carbon dioxide "pollution", so right there is a red flag. They also don't state what kinds of rocks or minerals contain nitrogen, or explain how it got there. There might be some nitrogen in rocks that contain a lot of fossil crustaceans, since there is nitrogen in the chitin of their shells, IIRC.
My take on it? They have discovered a very insignificant source of nitrogen, and have sexed it up with Gerbil Worming references in order to get funding.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2018 01:29 AM (vUFR0)

682 Lauren, wth?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 01:30 AM (PUmDY)

683 Plants don't get their nitrogen from the air
---------------------------------------------
Legumes. Nitrogen fixing plants. Alfalfa, for example. Which won't be planted on time this due to the Global Warming Snowfall(s).

Posted by: Lurks at April 13, 2018 01:31 AM (/pSdC)

684 660 Has anyone seen Linda Sarsour and Justin Trudeau in the same room?
Posted by: BourbonChicken



Now don't be spreading awful rumors about Fidel Castro's kid.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 13, 2018 01:33 AM (6/89N)

685 Corn, soybeans, corn, soybeans. Lather, rinse and repeat.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 01:33 AM (vJG3L)

686 Plants don't get their nitrogen from the air
---------------------------------------------
Legumes.
Nitrogen fixing plants. Alfalfa, for example. Which won't be planted on
time this due to the Global Warming Snowfall(s).


Posted by: Lurks at April 13, 2018 01:31 AM (/pSdC)

Exactly. And it's usually nitrogen-fixing bacteria that lives in the roots of legumes that do the nitrogen-fixing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2018 01:34 AM (vUFR0)

687 I saw Linda Sarsour and Justin Trudeau chaturbating together last Tuesday night in the All-Genders bathroom.

Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 01:35 AM (vJG3L)

688 Stoked about the Elvis doc airing on hbo soon.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 01:36 AM (PUmDY)

689 I thought lightning and absorbing through the soil was how nitrogen is "fixed"

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 01:36 AM (eVIA2)

690 Pretty great...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UOmd7owtyHM

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 01:40 AM (PUmDY)

691
I thought lightning and absorbing through the soil was how nitrogen is "fixed"

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 01:36 AM (eVIA2)

Well, the main reason we all have enough to eat is that there is a huge industry making synthetic nitrogen compounds to use for fertilizer. From fossil fuels, plus air.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2018 01:42 AM (vUFR0)

692
Exactly. And it's usually nitrogen-fixing bacteria that lives in the roots of legumes that do the nitrogen-fixing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Clover does as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 01:46 AM (LNPd9)

693 >>>153 It's not surgery, just a cat scan.
Posted by: Mike in Jersey at April 12, 2018 10:22 PM (BiF4X)

Omigosh, that's good.

Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 01:46 AM (U6XUk)

694 huge industry making synthetic nitrogen compounds to use for fertilizer
-----------------------------------------------------
Increasingly inexpensive natural gas which is converted to anhydrous ammonia to support Norman Borlaug's Green Revolution. That and Corn-Beans-Corn-Beans ...

Posted by: Lurks at April 13, 2018 01:47 AM (/pSdC)

695 Thanks for the chat, everyone. Happy Friday!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2018 01:48 AM (eMKNe)

696 One last thing...

"Lucas knows what you did"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
(*runs hysterically out of room*)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2018 01:54 AM (eMKNe)

697 If Pickled Tink still can't sleep she can help me pack boxes and dust.

Posted by: Robert, ever hopeful at April 13, 2018 01:55 AM (ayUOl)

698
Soybeans, and all sorts of beans and peas are legumes. Yes, lightning is responsible for converting N2 into forms that can be used by plants. But it ain't enough for high yield crops.

Except for legumes, and they need P and K themselves, just not the N.

Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 13, 2018 01:56 AM (8O3HH)

699 I saw Linda Sarsour and Justin Trudeau chaturbating together last Tuesday night in the All-Genders bathroom.

Justin's going to need an extra-comfy cushion for his ass after that.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 13, 2018 01:57 AM (6FqZa)

700 Neeed some sleep. But I'll press on for now

Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 01:57 AM (eVIA2)

701 Glad to see this getting the number of views it deserves...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pa9x9fZBtY

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 01:58 AM (PUmDY)

702 >>>439 TMI warning. I just peed again, no blood. Still going to the dr tomorrow, but I don't feel as alarmed now.

I've been told by my cousin, who's a paramedic, that if I experience any abdominal or back pain tonight, I should go to the ER immediately
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 11:40 PM (c056A)

Good that you asked a medical person. I am not a medical person. I would have said, probable UTI but needs to be seen (have you been dehydrated? sat forever in a car, driving?); go to the ER now (no ambulance needed); if a UTI goes too long untreated with antibiotics, it can cause irreparable damage. Also, the cranberry juice that seems to ease UTI pain sometimes isn't the Ocean Fresh watery sugary stuff, but the raw health-food-store stuff. Thus ends my personal anecdotage on this topic.

Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 02:04 AM (U6XUk)

703 They have discovered a very insignificant source of nitrogen, and have sexed it up with Gerbil Worming references in order to get funding.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----------

Scientists wouldn't do that, would they?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 02:07 AM (7ThJ3)

704 Good that you asked a medical person.

Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 02:04 AM (U6XUk)


Already gave him a prescription ...

... Iron, Hot, Slapped

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 02:07 AM (52eOZ)

705 There is a documentary I saw recently about the producer/director team that hired Chuck Norris as their star. I think Over the Top bankrupted them

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 02:19 AM (PUmDY)

706 702 Also, the cranberry juice that seems to ease UTI pain sometimes isn't the Ocean Fresh watery sugary stuff, but the raw health-food-store stuff. Thus ends my personal anecdotage on this topic.
Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 02:04 AM (U6XUk)

This! My mom's RD told her the same thing. You can also get pills. She recommended The Vitamin Shoppe Cranberry with D-Mannose.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 13, 2018 02:19 AM (gQQ9b)

707 Way tmi.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 02:21 AM (PUmDY)

708 electric boogaloo, I think it was called

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 02:25 AM (PUmDY)

709 >>>363 Wait, so that lady was a drug addict during Obama's eight years?

[x] Jobs
[x] Record stock market
[x] North Korea
[x] Facebook
[x] Some lady's drug addiction
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (ks6bw)

This is great.

Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 02:26 AM (U6XUk)

710 How can a legume tell if nitrogen even needs to be fixed?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 13, 2018 02:27 AM (xKiXZ)

711 >>>367 Whoops. Addendum:

Is there nothing Trump can't do?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (ks6bw)

Not needed. Nicely subtle without this.

Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 02:27 AM (U6XUk)

712 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at April 13, 2018 02:28 AM (xKiXZ)

713 publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April




you know you are the one that introduced chaturbate to the lexicon here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2018 03:06 AM (MTjB1)

714 shit.

i was on the previous poast, for some reason, and thought it was the ONT.

teach me to come here s*ber.

hey all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2018 03:22 AM (/KPPD)

715 and now this one is dead too...

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of threads."

Posted by: Robert Oppenheimer at April 13, 2018 03:32 AM (/KPPD)

716 Its Friday, but probably not really

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 03:35 AM (aC6Sd)

717 Bitch please

Posted by: Edward Teller at April 13, 2018 03:36 AM (bML9A)

718 >>>508 498 As far as I can tell chaturbate is a portmanteau word--a combination of two words. One of the words is chat.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:02 AM (nBr1j)

Interesting. You must one a' them linguinis
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 13, 2018 12:05 AM (igNKc)

Heh.

Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 03:42 AM (U6XUk)

719 "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of threads."
Posted by: Robert Oppenheimer at April 13, 2018 03:32 AM (/KPPD)


Slow your roll. You ain't no willow.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 03:49 AM (tHj/E)

720 Eskimos are the ultimate cucks. They would be offended if the Paolo did *not* sleep with their wives. The mistake is in interacting with these things in the first place.

Posted by: Bear phone at April 13, 2018 04:05 AM (g6yUI)

721 you can't tell me how identify, racisssss!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2018 04:05 AM (/KPPD)

722 Happy Friday 13th, all you Friggatriskaidekaphobians!

Posted by: Hambone at April 13, 2018 04:08 AM (S1ri+)

723 Little 7ish-year-old girl saying "This is in NO WAY a WE situation":

I'm not believing that use of "situation" at that age.

Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 04:18 AM (U6XUk)

724 Would apple trees be angry if they knew what we did with apples? The idea is to eat the seeds along with the rest of the apple so that when we pass them, we will be spreading the trees to a new location, but we separate and discard them to the dump where they cannot grow. Is that dishonest? Is it murder? Maybe this was the original sin.

Posted by: Bear phone at April 13, 2018 04:19 AM (v9gSJ)

725 George Lucas know what you are going to do. You will see whatever new movies are pumped into the franchise, no matter how crappy and SJW-y they are.

Posted by: Bear phone at April 13, 2018 04:30 AM (v9gSJ)

726 The sad thing is, Disney is doing a better job of destroying the Star Wars legacy than Lucas did. I am kind of amazed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2018 04:33 AM (ycWCI)

727 >>>post a bunch of funny and stupid crap people have said on social media!

Hey, it proves that entertaining content isn't a specialty that can only be produced by the idiots and propagandists that write for tv and movies. If social media helps kill those, more power to it.

Posted by: Bear phone at April 13, 2018 04:37 AM (v9gSJ)

728 True, Lucas gave up the franchise to some chick at Disney, whose agenda was to feminize it.

Posted by: Bear phone at April 13, 2018 04:40 AM (v9gSJ)

729 i am tempted to go screw with the idiot Eskimo bimbo...

and ask her if her Eskimo pie is covered in hair, or chocolate like all the others.

and is it hard to walk with a stick suck in it all the time?

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2018 04:42 AM (/KPPD)

730 Friday the 13th's have never bothered me, every once in a while my birthday is on one.

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 04:53 AM (aC6Sd)

731 Friday the 13th's have never bothered me, every once in a while my birthday is on one.

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 04:53 AM (aC6Sd)
---
you are not alone.

at least i'm a Taurus.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2018 04:55 AM (/KPPD)

732 You fools. Nitrogen cannot save you. We have taken everything into consideration. Choose ye this day: inconvenience or death.

Posted by: Al Gore at April 13, 2018 05:02 AM (/qEW2)

733 Finally got coffee but its to hot.

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 05:07 AM (aC6Sd)

734 I hopefully have a short day, should be able to make up lost time either tomorrow or next week. Its already in the 60's here right now.

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 05:16 AM (aC6Sd)

735 Finally got coffee but its to hot.

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 05:07 AM (aC6Sd)
---

so sue McDonald's...

;-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2018 05:33 AM (/KPPD)

736 Finally got coffee but its to hot.

Posted by: Skip

And your Horde name shall be "Goldilocks"

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 05:36 AM (BdsCV)

737 733 Finally got coffee but its to hot.
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 05:07 AM (aC6Sd)

Next time, maybe go with the covfefe?

Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 05:41 AM (U6XUk)

738 Morning, Peeps.

Posted by: fluffy at April 13, 2018 05:46 AM (cHbmY)

739 You just know your cat would excise your spleen if he could get away with it. And your dog would just stand there wagging his tail. Just kidding. Off to work, Comrades!

Posted by: Eromero at April 13, 2018 05:47 AM (zLDYs)

740 Stove top, boiling for 8 minutes will do that. I drink it hotter than most it seems and can't drink it cold. My travel cup will go until 9am so thats when I have that cup.

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 05:49 AM (aC6Sd)

741 WC: Blizzard warnings all over the place...Call Al Gore quick to save us.

Posted by: Colin at April 13, 2018 05:51 AM (b1mo9)

742 >>> Also, the cranberry juice that seems to ease UTI pain sometimes isn't the Ocean Fresh watery sugary stuff, but the raw health-food-store stuff.

The stuff at the grocery store is cranberry juice cocktail. Pure cranberry juice would definitely go down like medicine.

Posted by: fluffy at April 13, 2018 05:53 AM (cHbmY)

743 Supposed to be the nicest day of the year so far, so hopefully where you are it will be too.
There is a bloodless coop going on but nothing you can do about it right now so sit back and enjoy the day.

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 05:55 AM (aC6Sd)

744 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 13, 2018 06:06 AM (hyuyC)

745 Would apple trees be angry if they knew what we did with apples? The idea is to eat the seeds along with the rest of the apple so that when we pass them, we will be spreading the trees to a new location, but we separate and discard them to the dump where they cannot grow. Is that dishonest? Is it murder? Maybe this was the original sin.

Posted by: Bear phone


You should eat some whole avocados and go forth and do that thing you do in the woods. Be an avocado advocate.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2018 06:14 AM (0ogQG)

746 You should eat some whole avocados and go forth and do that thing you do in the woods. Be an avocado advocate.
Posted by: GnuBreed

For Gaia has said, "go and poop no more"

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:15 AM (BdsCV)

747 Some years ago their was a cult in California who wouldn't eat anything that wasn't already dead. Pulling vegetables out of the ground was murder, picking apples off trees was murder. They would only eat food that had fell off trees or died in the ground. I assume they are all dead now!

Posted by: Colin at April 13, 2018 06:18 AM (b1mo9)

748 I'm up in ur henhouse, carrying out a bloodless coop.

Posted by: Vincente Fox at April 13, 2018 06:20 AM (/qEW2)

749 I'm on vacation at a house near the ocean. This is the second year in a row the wife has invited people down to "share the fun" with us. The first year it was her two divorced sisters, and a niece with her husband. This year it is a couple that my wife worked with the wife and are good friends, and I kinda tolerate the husband. This couple is also a hair on fire lefty, but pretty much keep their traps shut around me. I gotta find a nice way to tell the wife
A. I do not like being a host for a small dinner party let alone a week of people that I can barely tolerate.
B. Let's not do this again.

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:21 AM (BdsCV)

750
I'm up in ur henhouse, carrying out a bloodless coop.

Posted by: Vincente Fox at April 13, 2018 06:20 AM (/qEW2)

How would you like to be a hen and worked so hard to make a egg and have someone steal it!

Posted by: Colin at April 13, 2018 06:22 AM (b1mo9)

751 Good morning everyone! What's the good news?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 13, 2018 06:22 AM (0izt+)

752 Good morning everyone! What's the good news?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Some dead Russians in Syria. MSM hasn't decided if that's good or bad.
They're taking a SJW twitter/FB poll right now.

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:24 AM (BdsCV)

753 Also with the company on my vacation. I find the "fish and visitors stink after three days" all too true

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:26 AM (BdsCV)

754 >>> This couple is also a hair on fire lefty, but pretty much keep their traps shut around me.

Is there a range nearby? Maybe invite the guy to go shooting.

Posted by: fluffy at April 13, 2018 06:27 AM (cHbmY)

755 Chicago Tribune: Last Sears store in the city closing..remember the Sears Tower?

Trump did this, Trump did that.....is the rest of the news.

Posted by: Colin at April 13, 2018 06:29 AM (b1mo9)

756 Is there a range nearby? Maybe invite the guy to go shooting.
Posted by: fluffy

He tells stories of as a kid he would fish and go out with a BB gun. He still enjoys fishing. I like to fish, but he likes to talk too much while fishing. Inane things like, it's so quite and peaceful out here.
Yes it is, why don't you shut up for 30 seconds so I can enjoy it

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:31 AM (BdsCV)

757 Colin

Sear chose ... poorly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 13, 2018 06:32 AM (hyuyC)

758 What happened to my "s"?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 13, 2018 06:33 AM (hyuyC)

759 Trump did this, Trump did that.....is the rest of the news.
Posted by: Colin

You forgot to add that whatever Trump! did or didn't do, is the exact opposite of what should have been done.

TRUMP!

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:34 AM (BdsCV)

760 I gotta find a nice way to tell the wife
A. I do not like being a host for a small dinner party let alone a week of people that I can barely tolerate.
B. Let's not do this again.
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:21 AM (BdsCV)

"Darling, your friends are ok, but it's so much more romantic when it's just the two of us on vacation."

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 13, 2018 06:34 AM (hMwEB)

761 Roebuck got seared.

Posted by: fluffy at April 13, 2018 06:35 AM (cHbmY)

762 What happened to my "s"?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Trump! now spells his last name Trumps!

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:35 AM (BdsCV)

763 good morning horde!
already 58 degrees here going up to 80 later!
I may need to shave my legs

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 13, 2018 06:36 AM (hMwEB)

764 "Darling, your friends are ok, but it's so much more romantic when it's just the two of us on vacation."
Posted by: votermom

Sounds good. I'll also add, "plus I only need to find out where you are when I need to scratch stuff "

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:37 AM (BdsCV)

765 Hillary gave a big speech in Chicago last night...She is ready, willing and able to run in 2020! Actually she was phrasing black women for standing up to Trump....

Posted by: Colin at April 13, 2018 06:38 AM (b1mo9)

766 Plus I might finally put the snow boots away.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 13, 2018 06:39 AM (hMwEB)

767

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 13, 2018 06:39 AM (C+NOx)

768 Plus I might finally put the snow boots away.
Posted by: votermom

Snow boots away and shave your legs?

Don't get crazy now

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:40 AM (BdsCV)

769 Here I am - awake, alert and a big fat liar.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 13, 2018 06:40 AM (lwiT4)

770 767 Hillary Clinton

Ah, the really scary one has arrived. A great Old One from the outer cosmos.

Everyone make a saving throw for sanity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 13, 2018 06:40 AM (hyuyC)

771 Here I am - awake, alert and a big fat liar.
Posted by: grammie winger

Was that the the rest of Shillarys speech?

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:41 AM (BdsCV)

772 I may need to shave my legs

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 13, 2018 06:36 AM (hMwEB)
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Ugh. I hate the Spring Shave. I'm going to have to get a pedicure too, and get rid of the Winter Feet.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 13, 2018 06:41 AM (lwiT4)

773 769 Here I am - awake, alert and a big fat liar.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 13, 2018 06:40 AM (lwiT4)

your pants are on fire?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 13, 2018 06:41 AM (hMwEB)

774 Was that the the rest of Shillarys speech?

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:41 AM (BdsCV)
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I might have plagiarized.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 13, 2018 06:41 AM (lwiT4)

775 Gonna be a blustery day here; high of 45 and winds gusting to 60+. It was 70 and sunny a couple of days ago.

Anyone arrested and charged in the 'bloodless coup' yet, or is it still in progress?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 13, 2018 06:42 AM (0izt+)

776 Ugh. I hate the Spring Shave.

And here I thought there was a herd of crickets nearby

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:42 AM (BdsCV)

777 your pants are on fire?
=============


Pants? Is this the Book thread already?

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 13, 2018 06:42 AM (lwiT4)

778 grammie winger

Hillary and alert do not belong together.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 13, 2018 06:43 AM (hyuyC)

779 Plus I might finally put the snow boots away.

Posted by: votermom



Snow boots away and shave your legs?



Don't get crazy now

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:40 AM (BdsCV)

If you live in the upper Midwest, you might want to wait a few days. Some areas are getting up to 2 feet of snow.

Posted by: Colin at April 13, 2018 06:43 AM (b1mo9)

780
Pants? Is this the Book thread already?
Posted by: grammie winger

It's Casual Friday the 13th. What you got on is fine

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:43 AM (BdsCV)

781 JJ is NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:44 AM (BdsCV)

782 Have a great day, everyone.

May every traffic light turn green as you approach.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 13, 2018 06:44 AM (hyuyC)

783 >>> Everyone make a saving throw for sanity.

I've been listening to Shelby Foote's Civil War. I keep imagining a DM rolling to see if Stonewall Jackson randomly shows up.

Posted by: fluffy at April 13, 2018 06:47 AM (cHbmY)

784 >>>743 nothing you can do about it right now so sit back and enjoy the day
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 05:55 AM (aC6Sd)

This is so often true.

Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 07:02 AM (U6XUk)

785 >>>755 Chicago Tribune: Last Sears store in the city closing..remember the Sears Tower?

Trump did this, Trump did that.....is the rest of the news.
Posted by: Colin at April 13, 2018 06:29 AM (b1mo9)

I much appreciate your reports from behind enemy lines.

Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 07:05 AM (U6XUk)

786 Happy Birthday, WeirdDave.

Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 07:10 AM (U6XUk)

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