aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Social Media ONT
Q:What do you do when you've got an ONT due, but you've been busy all day and it's hella late?
A: Do what half the sites online do, post a bunch of funny and stupid crap people have said on social media!
My favourite road sign <3 “Nid wyf yn y swyddfa ar hyn o bryd. Anfonwch unrhyw waith i’w gyfieithu.” = “I am not in the office at the moment. Please send any work to be translated.” pic.twitter.com/rP8AslfHkQ
— HomoCarnula (@HomoCarnula) April 9, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 09:42 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at April 12, 2018 09:42 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Deep Stoat at April 12, 2018 09:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at April 12, 2018 09:43 PM (yhf6w)
And in a calmer mood, every normal man must at times hear the call of the sea. John Masefield would like a word about that.
https://tinyurl.com/yaommn5p
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at April 12, 2018 09:44 PM (0IPOw)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 09:48 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 09:48 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tentotwo at April 12, 2018 09:48 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at April 12, 2018 09:49 PM (qJtVm)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HNNNNNNNNgggggggg.
I HATE RACISM. The true kind that the Democrats have supported for years since the Civil War.
They ruined my South, and now plan to ruin the whole country!
Posted by: Delaforce and his drilled finger (yes, I really did) at April 12, 2018 09:50 PM (eVIA2)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at April 12, 2018 09:50 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Margins at April 12, 2018 09:50 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 09:50 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (xJa6I)
Green Challenger. WANT!
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (kufk0)
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 09:53 PM (W+vEI)
Replace 'ghost' with 'Soul' and the little girl is not far wrong. Although that does create problems for Soros. Revenant maybe? Definitely a Ghoul.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson's Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 09:53 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 12, 2018 09:53 PM (h9wAA)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 09:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Asian Med School Grad Student Cat at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (BTWWi)
Posted by: The Rootkit at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: no good deed at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (eIQHF)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (yXU4O)
Posted by: Delaforce and his drilled finger (yes, I really did) at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (eVIA2)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (yXU4O)
Nah, just a little ice cream.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (ks6bw)
Try to throw some line breaks in there or it makes the hamsters cry.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson's Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (lwiT4)
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (W+vEI)
I'm gonna need some sort of verification for that.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (oDzyA)
So... linguistics is only for white people? Or just reasoning?
Today I pissed of a young woman having a tantrum. "That's not okay!" She was yelling at a really sweet kid, I think as a complaint.
So as I passed, I said, "If it's not okay, it must be stuPENdous!" Sweet kid cracked up.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (ks6bw)
And highly relevant to recent HQ events!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM (77ERK)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (yQpMk)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson's Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM (qJtVm)
Overnight Thread
Food for your soul
Food for your head
Jump to the top
That's where to begin
Even when Weird Dave's
Phoning it in
Posted by: mindful webworker - poultry in emulsion at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 09:57 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 12, 2018 09:57 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 09:58 PM (77ERK)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM (PUmDY)
I think there were hit by some sort of twinning thing- like that episode of Farscape- but the guy never got around to eating the extra one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 09:58 PM (aYCy9)
How did I manage to fuck the thread?
Posted by: Delaforce and his drilled finger (yes, I really did) at April 12, 2018 09:54 PM (eVIA2)
++++
Long strings with no spaces cause that problem.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 12, 2018 09:58 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM (yQpMk)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson's Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 09:56 PM
My people!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 12, 2018 09:58 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 12, 2018 09:58 PM (eVIA2)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 09:58 PM (77ERK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 09:58 PM (AfOD4)
My late wife died of a GSW to the chest. Her bff hopped on the next plane out to come and help me and the kids during the first week or so. We were sitting around the kitchen table late one night talking over her struggle to be well throughout her life and she said *Well, she gave it her best shot.*
We both laughed that horrified, nervous, oh shit laughter.
She meant well.
Posted by: tonypete at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson's Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 09:53 PM (aYCy9)
Soros sold his soul long ago, about the time he was helping the Nazis round up his own people. Think about it. Fooker's old as a dinosaur gastrolith and richer than Richie Rich.
He must have an excellent security detail, because he may well be the most evil living human being on planet earth.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (PvFoN)
Heh. Sure, check out this bit of nonsense:
https://twitter.com/PPIndKentucky/status/
969384341636861952
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 12, 2018 09:58 PM (eVIA2)
==================
Could be worse. Could be an Eskimo.
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (lwiT4)
Another "quick takes" on items where there is too little to say to make a complete article, but is still important enough to comment on.
The focus this time: Bitch Liberation Front
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14536
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: garrett
There was a Native Studies prof in the 90's that wanted all N.A. natives to unite under the term 'pnaci'
I dont' think he understood how that might be pronounced.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2018 10:00 PM (LNPd9)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2018 10:00 PM (SiINZ)
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (W+vEI)
I'm gonna need some sort of verification for that.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2018 09:55 PM
Obviously someone learned as a child that yelling "No!" repeatedly causes adults to change their minds.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 12, 2018 10:00 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 10:00 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: mallfly Rodham Clinton at April 12, 2018 10:00 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 12, 2018 10:01 PM (eVIA2)
Posted by: The Rootkit at April 12, 2018 10:02 PM (UdKB7)
---
I know what this says. I know what this means. I know Nelson was a pop group some years back. I understand all of that.
I still find myself reading it over and over because it's so unusual to look at and read. Almost like it's missing an apostrophe in the "were".
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:02 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 12, 2018 10:02 PM (h9wAA)
Posted by: Weirddave at April 12, 2018 10:02 PM (xpg6P)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 12, 2018 10:02 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2018 10:02 PM (lVlqi)
Posted by: mallfly Rodham Clinton at April 12, 2018 10:03 PM (KxbBq)
Yes, that is disturbing to say the least.
Posted by: rickl at April 12, 2018 10:03 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2018 10:03 PM (jw1kO)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 10:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tonypete at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (9rIkM)
Damn. Sorry to hear about this.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:03 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:03 PM (ks6bw)
A look at what that might mean:
California Est Omnis Divisa In Partes Tres
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8hu2abl
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 12, 2018 10:05 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: tonypete at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (9rIkM)
So awkward (I'm suffering from sympathy blushing right now because I am the king of clunky sentiments*), and yet the response is wonderful. God bless you and yours.
*this very well may be one
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 12, 2018 10:05 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Weirddave at April 12, 2018 10:05 PM (xpg6P)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2018 10:05 PM (jw1kO)
Yeah, that is the creepiest thing- aside from all of it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:05 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Delaforce
Oh God...
I read the article. Engineering is considered "unpoliticized" and more on individualism?
I thought that was the whole fuckin' point!
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 12, 2018 10:06 PM (eVIA2)
We both laughed that horrified, nervous, oh shit laughter.
She meant well.
Posted by: tonypete at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (9rIkM)
IT'S FU... Shit, even I've got nothing for this.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 12, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: zombie Margaret Mead at April 12, 2018 10:06 PM (M8tcR)
Posted by: Jmel at April 12, 2018 10:07 PM (5ijmF)
Maybe they're related to Samoans.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2018 10:05 PM (jw1kO)
Chocolate, caramel and coconut. Delicious!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 10:07 PM (NWiLs)
Are they surly too?
Posted by: zombie Margaret Mead at April 12, 2018 10:06 PM (M8tcR)
*discretely rubs left temple with forefinger*
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 12, 2018 10:08 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 10:08 PM (BTWWi)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at April 12, 2018 10:08 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 10:08 PM (TGrKk)
I missed your question to me last evening... Yes, I was a 12B combat engineer, for reelz! Enlisted Reserve, Honourable Discharge...
-Z
Posted by: Swipper the Fox at April 12, 2018 10:08 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at April 12, 2018 10:08 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 10:09 PM (9tO1t)
Are they surly too?
Posted by: zombie Margaret Mead at April 12, 2018 10:06 PM (M8tcR)
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Downright angry.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:09 PM (ks6bw)
In other words,
She's not very Inuit-ive.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2018 10:09 PM (oDzyA)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:09 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 10:09 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Quinn the Eskimo at April 12, 2018 10:10 PM (NWiLs)
They are the indigenous infestation. There's nothing for them to be proud about and nothing for them to think that gives them any "rights" when they were a system of sparring tribes with no notions of national boundaries.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 10:10 PM (/qEW2)
I don't know you people anymore.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 10:09 PM (aMlLZ)
Huh? Sorry, I was in my bunk
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 10:10 PM (NWiLs)
Regarding the *need a hand?* quip:
Posted by: tonypete at April 12, 2018 09:59 PM (9rIkM)
Lo, these many years ago, while stationed overseas, we lost one of our troops to a stupid skin diving accident. I was running the radios in the Ops Center with a couple of Captains, and we were all discussing .....death. One of them chimed in with "Well, if I end up dying out here, I don't want any fuss, just box me up and mail me home."
And Cur decides to be a smartass and says "That's fine, as long as you don't end up in the dead letter office."
There was about 5 seconds of stunned silence, and two Captains' eyes bugged out like dinner plates. Then we all burst out in painful laughter for about the next 10 minutes.
The thing is, I wasn't going for the "dead" joke, that was just luck. Funniest thing I've ever said in my life, and it was an accident. Pisses me off.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2018 10:10 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 10:10 PM (KdZBh)
I'm a white guy and I support this message.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 10:11 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:11 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Quinn the Eskimo at April 12, 2018 10:10 PM (NWiLs)
*Jumps for Joy*
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 10:11 PM (KdZBh)
One wrong turn and you end up in North American Siberia instead of Polynesia. Funny that nobody said, "hey, maybe we missed something..."
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 10:12 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:12 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 12, 2018 10:12 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 10:12 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: mindful webworker - so old that when you say "Dylan"... at April 12, 2018 10:12 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:13 PM (Vz8kB)
I'm taking a nap, work beckons tomorrow.
See you on the insomnia side friends.
Posted by: Farmer at April 12, 2018 10:14 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 10:14 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: Nanook at April 12, 2018 10:14 PM (UdKB7)
Highest murder rate every recorded was among an Eskimo tribe in Greenland.
(In three generations they had two murders, but there were only 30 or so of them.)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 12, 2018 10:14 PM (fVubI)
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I knew they supported PP but I didn't know about the human trafficking....
Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:14 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2018 10:15 PM (eXA4G)
Pretty interesting about the sight-restored blind folks & shapes thing. They should try that again, this time with colors.
Posted by: mindful webworker - to know ultra-violet and touch infra-red at April 12, 2018 10:15 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:11 PM (PUmDY)
Per their website, yes. They call them Samoas or Caramel deLites.
I am sure for an extra $100 and a wink and nudge, they could hook you up with a Samoan though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:15 PM (aYCy9)
The local pizza joint has a few spaces marked "Parking for pickups only". I always thank them for reserving a spot especially for my S-10.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 10:15 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:13 PM (Vz8kB)
....And Austin.....And Chicago.....and *insert most American urban areas and universities here*....
#AllYourKidzBelongToUs
Posted by: The 4 Democrats of the Apocalypse at April 12, 2018 10:16 PM (Bqoi/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:16 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Nanook at April 12, 2018 10:16 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: mindful webworker - famously unknown at April 12, 2018 10:16 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:13 PM (Vz8kB)
---------
Well, sure. All of those who got to be Billionaires in business are stoopid. She must really also not like Zuckerberg as well. Right, kid?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2018 10:17 PM (be4qf)
Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:17 PM (Vz8kB)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:17 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 10:17 PM (IqV8l)
(In three generations they had two murders, but there were only 30 or so of them.)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 12, 2018 10:14 PM (fVubI)
I'd guess Pitcairn Island in the 1890's has it beat.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2018 10:17 PM (oDzyA)
Which one is the celebrity?
Yeah, "celebrity" has definitely become a watered down category.
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 10:18 PM (O5Q3r)
I was wondering that myself. Maybe one of them will become a celebrity.
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 10:18 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:19 PM (o7tuA)
(In three generations they had two murders, but there were only 30 or so of them.)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 12, 2018 10:14 PM (fVubI)
Someone stole the last pie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:19 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:19 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: mallfly Rodham Clinton at April 12, 2018 10:20 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 10:20 PM (w1zJX)
Guy: Hello, Rachelle, nice to meet you finally.
Rachelle: 'Sup. Where we going?
G: There's a nice seafood place up the street. I love the halibut there.
R: (sighs). Why seafood?
G: uh...
R: so you think if I know you like halibut that's gonna make a difference?
G: uh...
R: why don't we just go club some baby seals and feast on their blubber. Would you like that?
G: uh...(takes phone out of pocket)
R: hey, let's hop into my two-seat kayak made of seal skin and whale bones, and go harpoon us a whale!
G: Crap. My mom just had a stroke. Gotta go.
R: (watches Guy peel away in his Dodge Charger) Oh sure! you're just afraid of strong Native women. H8TR!
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 12, 2018 10:20 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (W+vEI)
Reminds me of when my oldest was in first grade. He did something bad in the lunchroom and the lunch lady assigned him to write "I will not be ...(whatever)... 100 times.
I was in the principal's office the next morning telling him that 1) 100 times is way too much for a first grader, he would write it 10 x - no more . 2) he would correct the lunch lady's grammar and write "I shall not" and that I would appreciate it if he would tell the lunch lady that if she is going to hand out punishments that they should be grammatically correct.
I won that round.
Posted by: cfo mom at April 12, 2018 10:20 PM (RfzVr)
maybe c 1990, someone came up with the brilliant idea that we were to
stop using the work Eskimos and start calling them Aleuts and Inuits. My
further recollection is that the folks in Canada went along with it and
the Eskimos in Alaska basically said Screw Off.
Posted by: mallfly Rodham Clinton at April 12, 2018 10:20 PM (KxbBq)
Mine too. Work = word
Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:21 PM (Vz8kB)
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Polar bear bait?
Bait seal?
Something about harpooning?
Rubbing your nose?
...all I got, pretty lame.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:21 PM (kufk0)
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Writing things five times in succession doesn't make them true.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 09:51 PM (W+vEI)
Does to.
Does to.
Does to.
Does to.
Does to.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 10:21 PM (oVJmc)
Dogs thing made the room dusty here. I sure miss our good old guy.
---
Yeah, the dog one was nice and it's interesting to look at it that way. I explained our last dog's death to our then-much-younger daughter who was learning to tell time by explaining that her fish work like second hands, our dogs work like minute hands, and we work like hour hands.
She's still too young to get the magical elves idea (although probably not, really), but it will be fun to share with her when she gets a bit older.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:21 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 12, 2018 10:21 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:19 PM (PUmDY)
Yeah, if you look at the page they capitalize it oddly: Caramel deLites. I think they are going for an air of mystery- not something I usually look for in my cookies.
https://tinyurl.com/jt6kd95
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:22 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 12, 2018 10:22 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: Mike in Jersey at April 12, 2018 10:22 PM (BiF4X)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 10:22 PM (O5Q3r)
Never gets old.
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:23 PM (CVs5m)
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 10:23 PM (w1zJX)
I saw a French Dip on a menu the other day.
I assumed it was a retard from Marseilles.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 10:23 PM (oVJmc)
But she said it SIX times, so, there y'go.
Posted by: mindful webworker - but, who's counting? at April 12, 2018 10:23 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Blacksheep at April 12, 2018 10:23 PM (6mvRv)
i love the word blubber.
Blubber face?
Blubber head?
Blubber eater?
Blubber lover?
Blubber hugger?
Blubber lugger?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:23 PM (o7tuA)
Seal beater?
Posted by: tu3031
Well Snow Wop is already taken.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2018 10:24 PM (LNPd9)
Our Russian cat brought in a live creature the other night and seems to have lost track of him.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2018 10:24 PM (jw1kO)
Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:24 PM (Vz8kB)
"Only through her husband," she said. "He used to be mine, and now he's hers."
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at April 12, 2018 10:24 PM (Kr0FZ)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:24 PM (o7tuA)
Next.
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 12, 2018 10:20
Maybe not thumbs, but definitely up.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2018 10:25 PM (oDzyA)
Posted by: Nanook at April 12, 2018 10:25 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:25 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 12, 2018 10:25 PM (Mkuv2)
Posted by: t-bird
Stacey Dash for President!!
The White House or bust!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Nanook at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:25 PM (o7tuA)
Yeah, we freezing Italians have a Union.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (aYCy9)
Which one is the celebrity?
The two of them starred in a tv show AS twins for about 5 seasons. It's literally what they are famous for.
Posted by: Weirddave at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (xpg6P)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:17 PM (o7tuA)
Blubber Butt
Northern Lightning
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (CVs5m)
Oh golly. I had to drive one of those for a couple of years when I was working delivery. What a POS. Fine in the summer, but come one inch of snow...
Posted by: cfo mom at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (RfzVr)
The White House or bust!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (S6Pax)
I'll take the bust part, thanks.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (PUmDY)
How many grammatical/ spelling errors can you make in 140 characters?
This guy is Olympic material in that category.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (SpOII)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 12, 2018 10:27 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 10:27 PM (Zdm89)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 10:27 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (PUmDY)
I agree.
Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:27 PM (Vz8kB)
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 10:27 PM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:28 PM (o7tuA)
Sounds good then.
Plus I get a K-whatever this year and they haven't sent the damn thing yet, so I have to.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2018 10:28 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 12, 2018 10:28 PM (LNPd9)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2018 10:29 PM (yL25O)
Guy: Hello, Rachelle, nice to meet you finally.
Rachelle: 'Sup. Where we going?
G: There's a nice seafood place up the street. I love the halibut there.
R: (sighs). Why seafood?
G: uh...
R: so you think if I know you like halibut that's gonna make a difference?
G: uh...
R: why don't we just go club some baby seals and feast on their blubber. Would you like that?
G: uh...(takes phone out of pocket)
R: hey, let's hop into my two-seat kayak made of seal skin and whale bones, and go harpoon us a whale!
G: Crap. My mom just had a stroke. Gotta go.
R: (watches Guy peel away in his Dodge Charger) Oh sure! you're just afraid of strong Native women. H8TR!
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at April 12, 2018 10:20 PM (Mkuv2)
I hope he didn't make a reservation.
Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2018 10:29 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:29 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:29 PM (o7tuA)
Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:30 PM (Vz8kB)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:24 PM (o7tuA)
Those Ice Gypsies practice black magic. Just sayin...
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:30 PM (CVs5m)
And wheedled on the bingo cards and blew up THE latrine.
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 12, 2018 10:30 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Dr. Zachary Smith at April 12, 2018 10:30 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 10:31 PM (Zdm89)
Beautiful shot by Columbus to beat the Washington Capitals.
Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:30 PM (Vz8kB)
Columbus was a murdering racist. I've been wanting to catch up on that one thanks.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:31 PM (o7tuA)
If the Rapture happens in a couple weeks, I hope I can get someone's Challenger.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2018 10:31 PM (jw1kO)
"Oh stop your blubbering"
I wouldn't mind chewing the fat with her.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (yQpMk)
Sometimes, though, I leave the wrong word because it turned out funny.
Also, the correct slang term for Eskimo is Fat Belgian Bastard.
Posted by: mallfly Rodham Clinton at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (SpOII)
Posted by: Blacksheep
Yes, but he a very tall ball juggling rimlapper.
Good golly, but that Comey is a maroon.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (S6Pax)
OK, I give up. Who is Kimberly "ain't nobody got time for that" Wilkins and why should I care that she is off the drugs?
Posted by: tu3031
Must be a friend of that Lucas guy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 10:33 PM (IqV8l)
Snow wop is taken?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:25 PM (o7tuA)
The philthy Scandis.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2018 10:34 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (O5Q3r)
A meme I dimly remember from the beginning of Obama's term?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:34 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (SpOII)
...
According to the sixth grade sociology segment we were all forced to watch they give their kids knives to play with, do this dance with their fingers hooked in each others mouths, and swap wives.
What was the question?
Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2018 10:34 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (S6Pax
Hey, BC! Long time, no see. How are you?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2018 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: IC at April 12, 2018 10:34 PM (gcme+)
Shit I can't remember. I'll get back to y'all if I remember.
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:35 PM (CVs5m)
Posted by: Ladyl
I am well, thank you young lady.
How are you, and how is your father doing?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 10:36 PM (S6Pax)
They rub noses, unless that's a lie that the cartoons used to tell us children.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 10:36 PM (yQpMk)
What was the question?
Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2018 10:34 PM (yL25O)
Well, that IS worth a lot.
For my part, I'd like to dispel this liberal perspective that some group is owed great respect for having turned food into shit for some time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 10:36 PM (SpOII)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 12, 2018 10:36 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 10:36 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: IC at April 12, 2018 10:34 PM (gcme+)
I'm on Joyce's CaringBridge site. No word for a couple of days. I think Ibguy is going to visit her. He may be there now.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2018 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Could be a euphemism for "rubbing one out". If you know what I mean....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 10:37 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: IC at April 12, 2018 10:34 PM (gcme+)
Last I recall, things were not looking great and they were looking at hospice- but she seemed to be handling it with good grace and a sunny attitude. It is sad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:37 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 12, 2018 10:37 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2018 10:24 PM (jw1kO)
Russian cat you say?
Posted by: Mueller at April 12, 2018 10:37 PM (lVlqi)
Actually, you're just letting the people with the axe to grind control your behavior.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 10:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:37 PM (Vz8kB)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 10:38 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: IC at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (gcme+)
I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)
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I read that as scream. Goodnight!
Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Vendette at April 12, 2018 10:37 PM (Vz8kB)
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G'night, Vendette.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (be4qf)
How are you, and how is your father doing?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 10:36 PM (S6Pax)
My dad is doing pretty well! Thank you for asking. He's 98 and is having some problems with speech now. He's still a sweetheart, and he still knows who I am.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (SpOII)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (aYCy9)
It's a joke.
Posted by: mallfly Rodham Clinton at April 12, 2018 10:03 PM (KxbBq)
Not Eskimo, whale.
As many Eskimo villages and some Indian costal tribes still practice whaling she tends to stay clear of Alaska, British Columbia and Washington state.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Mike in Jersey
Now that you say it, it seems so obvious.
*golf clap*
Posted by: mindful webworker - catalogical at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (3tLP6)
Hey guys, this is way off topic, and it's kinda gross (advanced warning)
but I'm a little freaked out. I saw blood in my urine and it burns
when I pee. Never happened to me before. The only thing I can rule out
with 100% certainty is any STD.
I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)
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There's no way you're asking the Horde this that isn't a setup for the next five hilarious hours of conversation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mike
Not that you should tell me, but how old are you?
You may have a urinary tract infection, bladder infection, inflamed prostate gland.
By all means see a doctor ASAP.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (SpOII)
Dog Sledding?
Taming and domesticating wolves?
One of the earliest fishing groups if the land bridge from Asia to North American down the West coast into South America still holds up.
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (CVs5m)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (kufk0)
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Yeah, I tried that with a drill sergeant. "100 push-ups is way too much". A good way to spend the rest of the day trying to do 200 push-ups.
I know, I know...all Marines can do 200 push-ups one-handed in 20 minutes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (c056A)
https://youtu.be/yiKFYTFJ_kw
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (nBr1j)
And a Tall Boy Kirrin goes for $2.50 at the 7-11 by the bus stop ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (TKTX5)
Posted by: Texican ette at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (ZN9JT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:42 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 10:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 10:42 PM (eh0Va)
Oh golly. I had to drive one of those for a couple of years when I was working delivery. What a POS. Fine in the summer, but come one inch of snow...
Posted by: cfo mom at April 12, 2018 10:26 PM (RfzVr)
I've had a Ranger and a Sierra. Both needed a few hundred lbs over the rear axle in the snow. Did fine once properly ballasted.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 12, 2018 10:42 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)
Well, according to webmd, for an otherwise healthy 29 year old male, aside from cancer (which is what they always display in searches) is Kidney stones or bladder stones along with UTIs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:42 PM (aYCy9)
<does Snoopy dance across the ONT>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (cu8/f)
Who is playing the piano?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 10:42 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2018 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 10:43 PM (TGrKk)
Taming and domesticating wolves?
One of the earliest fishing groups if the land bridge from Asia to North American down the West coast into South America still holds up.
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:41 PM (CVs5m)
So they're 0/3. Nothing about calculus, quantum mechanics, anything like that?
(Domesticating wolves/dogs had nothing to do with the Eskimos. That happened long before anyone knew Eskimos even existed.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 10:43 PM (SpOII)
I don't know you people anymore.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 10:09 PM (aMlLZ)
-------------------------------------
Okay, okay. I'll be the killjoy here.
Tweeting out an announcement that a woman is running for Congress and accompanying it with a close-up of her boobage --- not even showing her face, FFS --- really IS misogynistic. Hostile, demeaning, nasty.
Oh, wait.
I take that back.
Jake Tapper sent this tweet.
And the woman mocked is a conservative.
It's fine then.
Never mind.
Posted by: Margarita, voyaging to the edge of crisp at April 12, 2018 10:43 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Mike
Definitely see a doctor ASAP. This is nothing to mess with.
It could be something easily treatable, as lin-duh mentioned kidney stones, etc. or an infection.
Could be something a lot worse.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 10:43 PM (S6Pax)
Me, and as a non-doctor and just a guy that has dealt with a couple of kidney stones? The best part is that you're still peeing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:43 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Weirddave
Oh, ok, thanks for rectifying my culturally deprivation.
Posted by: mindful webworker - educated at April 12, 2018 10:43 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:43 PM (aYCy9)
I had no idea I was eligible for survivor benefits. Live and learn.
Anyway, I'm going to be getting about $200/mo less than working full time. Fucked up, innit?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 12, 2018 10:44 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 10:36 PM (SpOII)
...
I have a theory that one measure of societies should be the development of toilets and toilet paper:
10. France
9. no toilet paper
8. toilet paper.
7. toilets than can handle toilet paper being flushed.
.
.
.
1. Japan
Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2018 10:44 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:44 PM (CVs5m)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984476948717101056
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984477040551383040
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984477147095060481
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984477251524808705
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984477374787018753
Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 10:44 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)
Nah. Nothing wrong with that bleedin' penis a little HOT IRON, slapped liberally, can't fix.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (TKTX5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:43 PM (aYCy9)
Yeah, they make you puke and you feel like your gonna die.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (kufk0)
Oh, wait.
I take that back.
Jake Tapper sent this tweet.
But but but Jake Tapper is a straight shooter and not like all those other liberals in the media.
/almost as if Ace was right
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (c056A)
I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)
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Get yourself to the ER ASAP. I had a similar situation a year and a half ago, and it was Rhabdomyolysis, which damn near killed me.
Please do not even post a response. Call an ambulance right now.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (be4qf)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (ks6bw)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984477478637973504
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984477592895021060
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984477698738327552
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984477811602751488
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984477921573326848
Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2018 10:44 PM (yL25O)
The heated seats are nice- but surprising the first time you sit on one. I could never get away from the memory of sitting on the toilet after my grandmother had been in the bathroom.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2018 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
Ladyl Ladyl Ladyl!!!!!!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 12, 2018 10:46 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 10:46 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mike
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Tell them what is happening, and ask for an immediate appointment.
Do NOT panic. Things is as they is, and there is NO cause to freak out between now and then.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 10:46 PM (QxXRY)
I had no idea I was eligible for survivor benefits. Live and learn.
Anyway, I'm going to be getting about $200/mo less than working full time. Fucked up, innit?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 12, 2018
Your late hubby paid into that! Nothing wrong with collecting what he paid for. I'm gonna start collecting survivor's benefits in about 18 months.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2018 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:46 PM (kufk0)
The ones who get deli food and instead of paying for it, wander the store and deposit the chicken wings behind the skateboards.
The ones who think it's funny to leave obscene messages.
The parents who will not control their children.
The children and teens who think it is a smashing idea to ride a bike in the store or throw a football down the aisle.
Should I go on? I think not.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 12, 2018 10:47 PM (xBhYE)
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:47 PM (CVs5m)
Get yourself to the ER ASAP. I had a similar
situation a year and a half ago, and it was Rhabdomyolysis, which damn
near killed me.
Please do not even post a response. Call an ambulance right now.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (be4qf)
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Holy crap. As a typical guy with the typical "tough it out" approach to lots of stuff, I'm glad to know this for the future.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:47 PM (ks6bw)
Women are getting designer nipples to look more like Kendall Jenner
https://tinyurl.com/ybcwpu4h
Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 10:48 PM (eh0Va)
Image on the left is a repeat!
I will retire to my bunk to contemplate this disappointing state of affairs.
Posted by: Compliance Pic Aficionado at April 12, 2018 10:48 PM (M8tcR)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at April 12, 2018 10:50 PM (H80UQ)
If you love your Man Handle, you'll SLAP HOT IRON to it.
Sooner the better.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 10:51 PM (TKTX5)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:51 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 10:51 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 10:51 PM (eh0Va)
The guy who was Mission Control? Was not an actor. Kubrick had to fight to get him hired.
Mission Control was played by Chief Warrant Officer Franklin W. Miller, a USAF air traffic controller.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 12, 2018 10:51 PM (xBhYE)
I got through it with hot baths and BenGay for several days.
Finally went to the ER just before the holidays and the x-ray showed the ureters from one kidney to be massively enlarged, but the stones apparently broke up when they hit my bladder.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 10:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Boob Pics at April 12, 2018 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/984476948717101056
Image on the left is a repeat!
I will retire to my bunk to contemplate this disappointing state of affairs.
Posted by: Compliance Pic Aficionado at April 12, 2018 10:48 PM (M8tcR)
Male pig dog says the ones on the left were sculpted by god.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 10:53 PM (aMlLZ)
"You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss."
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 10:53 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at April 12, 2018 10:53 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (ks6bw)
This. I thought I had slipped a disc in my back the first time I had one.
Or rather, I was doubled over in pain going "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!??"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 10:53 PM (aYCy9)
Don't let cannibal bob talk you into cauterizing it no matter what you do!
Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:45 PM (kufk0)
Its Scogg and Palp that are AoSHQ that are the experts on emergency medicine, well and garret, oh yeah Weasel...and....
hell they all almost got me killed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:54 PM (o7tuA)
I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)
Insert three feet of cable into your urethra, then apply heat.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 10:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 10:54 PM (o7tuA)
"Well, officer if that's not what they meant then they should have SAID what they meant."
Posted by: Socratease at April 12, 2018 10:54 PM (2GbWn)
(In three generations they had two murders, but there were only 30 or so of them.)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 12, 2018 10:14 PM (fVubI)
You know where "Eskimo" really is a slur? Greenland. The people are Greenlanders, and not those savage Eskimos, and don't you ever forget it!
And they are waaay taller, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2018 10:54 PM (vUFR0)
How could I live my life without one of these?
http://www.ufunk.net/gadgets/buttress-pillow/
Easily I could live my life without knowing about this.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 12, 2018 10:55 PM (xBhYE)
Women are getting designer nipples to look more like Kendall Jenner
https://tinyurl.com/ybcwpu4h
Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 10:48 PM (eh0Va)
When did perky hard nipples in public not become embarrassing for women? Seriously....
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:55 PM (CVs5m)
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)
Cranberry Juice is my go to for urinary track infections ...
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Critic ... at April 12, 2018 10:56 PM (AoK0a)
I'd eaten a very spicy curry that night. I had anticipated the burning from that other end. Apparently kidneys, also, give up on digesting Indian food on occasion.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 10:56 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Boob Pics at April 12, 2018 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
I think Kbdabear has a photographic catalog of all the usual suspects.
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 10:56 PM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 10:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 10:57 PM (6FqZa)
---60's or 70's. Definitely through the 80's and 90's, i.e. watch an episode of "Friends".
Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 10:57 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at April 12, 2018 10:57 PM (xBhYE)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:58 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)
Urinary tract infection, perhaps? Painful and annoying but not life-threatening. Drink cranberry juice. If that helps, you'll know it's a UTI. (Still need to get antibiotics, but cranberry juice really does help, trust me.)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at April 12, 2018 10:58 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:58 PM (PUmDY)
It's a stone. In your kidney.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 10:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 10:32 PM (SpOII)
++++
They've never done anything to bother me, and I give them a lot of points for that.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 12, 2018 10:59 PM (pvjTE)
>> then, should I be worried?
Sounds like a UTI. Could be other things, and if I were you, I'd get it checked out ASAP.
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 10:59 PM (8O3HH)
Accretion of minerals. Composition varies by particular cause, usually dietary.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 10:59 PM (oVJmc)
-Z
Posted by: Swipper the Fox at April
very cool indeed.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 10:59 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 11:00 PM (kufk0)
Stacy Dash... Cute, but her tits are too saggy and floppy!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 12, 2018 10:27 PM (e9G8E)
You wouldn't say that if it were your face her tits were flopping on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2018 11:00 PM (vUFR0)
One poor girl in that nipple video said her nipples never get hard. Poor thing.
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:00 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 12, 2018 11:00 PM (kufk0)
That isn't common. If you got this you Lost On Jeopardy, Baby.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 11:00 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:55 PM (CVs5m)
As an early Teen I had a Farrah Fawcett poster where she appeared to be quite proud of her nippleage.
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:00 PM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 12, 2018 11:01 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 10:55 PM (CVs5m)
Women could save the money and pain, pokies occur for free when they bend over the frozen foods counter in a tank top in the middle of summer.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 11:02 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 11:02 PM (6FqZa)
Ah memories. That poster played a pivotal role when a 13 yr old or so Publius, uh, learned a new trick as it were.
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:02 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2018 11:03 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 12, 2018 11:03 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:00 PM (8O3HH)
Challenge accepted.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:03 PM (TKTX5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 11:03 PM (KP5rU)
--------------------------
I could have sworn it was Cabot Cove, Maine.
Posted by: Margarita, voyaging to the edge of crisp at April 12, 2018 11:03 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at April 12, 2018 11:03 PM (nV1Lr)
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:00 PM (8O3HH)
Challenge accepted.
Posted by: ScoggDog
She's mine.
Posted by: the Night King at April 12, 2018 11:04 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:00 PM (TGrKk)
-------
You and every other teen on earth that was born in the early to mid to early 1960s.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 12, 2018 11:04 PM (be4qf)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 10:58 PM (PUmDY)
It is essentially minerals that start building up in your kidneys. They get knocked loose eventually as a stone. The real fun begins when the stone lodges in your ureter and blocks urine flow from the kidney, so the urine backs up into your kidney, which starts to swell.
Fun things about kidneys, they have an amazing amount of nerve endings. So when the kidney starts to swell, it is the most pure pain you will ever feel.
Stones usually come in three flavors:
Calcium stones (most common.)
Uric acid stones (second most common.)
Struevite(sp?) stones. (Made up of more esoteric trace elements.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:06 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:06 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 12, 2018 11:06 PM (qM84C)
>> then, should I be worried?
Uh....not to scare you, but this is how we discovered my hubby's stomach cancer. Does your primary doctor have an off-hours contact you can run this by - they'll be better at isolating symptoms, potential causes Probably good to report to him/her whether it's light or dark blood, too.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 11:06 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 12, 2018 11:06 PM (y3aQB)
http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/263341874843
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:07 PM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at April 12, 2018 11:07 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 11:02 PM (6FqZa)
Sybil Danning.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:07 PM (TKTX5)
>> were flopping on.
If that's saggy and floppy, then well, bring on that sag and flop.
Zettai also thinks Yanet Garcia's butt is too fat. He digs spinners.
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:08 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at April 12, 2018 10:53 PM (H80UQ)
Hopefully Thor doesn't develop blisters again in this start.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 11:08 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:08 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 11:08 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:08 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 11:09 PM (CVs5m)
Hey guys, this is way off topic, and it's kinda gross (advanced warning)
but I'm a little freaked out. I saw blood in my urine and it burns
when I pee. Never happened to me before. The only thing I can rule out
with 100% certainty is any STD.
I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)
---
There's no way you're asking the Horde this that isn't a setup for the next five hilarious hours of conversation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 10:40 PM (ks6bw)
Could be a UTI.
Does your wang also smell weird?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:09 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 11:03 PM (KP5rU)
Shit man, move where the food is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 11:09 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April
he is right. looks fake.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:09 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at April 12, 2018 11:10 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 11:09 PM (CVs5m)
Passing calcium stones is no picnic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:10 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 11:10 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April
he is right. looks fake.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:09 PM (MTjB1)
Hand's on examination required.
But I'm not going to Mexico to do it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:11 PM (xJa6I)
I remember the meme she was part of, didn't know if or that she had a drug problem, and have no real idea what the tweet is on about.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 11:12 PM (oVJmc)
... an early, and effective, Native American treatment for kidney stones was discovered and published a few years ago. Kidney stones were quite common it seems - due to the mineral content of the water.
The treatment involved heat. Seems the natives would place various earthen ores over a fire ... then vigorously press the heated ore over the kidney area. Apparently ... the combination of heat and pressure helped break up the stones.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:12 PM (TKTX5)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2018 11:12 PM (jw1kO)
were there even any cute eskimo girls until euros showed up and gave them canned food and manufactured goods so they could keep their teeth and not spend all day chewing hides?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (MTjB1)
[x] Jobs
[x] Record stock market
[x] North Korea
[x] Facebook
[x] Some lady's drug addiction
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 11:10 PM (PUmDY)
Did her name change after she lit that guy on fire in his bed?
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (TGrKk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:09 PM (MTjB1)
I dunno, looks 'real' enough. It has mass, it occupies space. It bounces.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April
thanks.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:14 PM (MTjB1)
... an early, and effective, Native American treatment for kidney stones was discovered and published a few years ago. Kidney stones were quite common it seems - due to the mineral content of the water.
The treatment involved heat. Seems the natives would place various earthen ores over a fire ... then vigorously press the heated ore over the kidney area. Apparently ... the combination of heat and pressure helped break up the stones.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:12 PM (TKTX5)
What was the mean life expectancy among the Indians? Thirty, maybe?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 11:15 PM (SpOII)
Hawaii is nice year round, but...no jobs there.
Florida maybe, but you got bugs, gators and Cubans there.
Actually...I kinda like Cubans. So one out of three there.
South Texas is warm in winter but it's hell in Summer.
PNW is heaven for 3 or 4 months out of the year but, though it rarely freezes, it'll be gray and rainy for months.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:15 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:09 PM (MTjB1)
Hand's on examination required.
But I'm not going to Mexico to do it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:11 PM (xJa6I)
My idea of the DREAM Act is to make my home a sanctuary for Mexican Weather Girls
Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 11:16 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 12, 2018 11:16 PM (9hckD)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:16 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 12, 2018 11:16 PM (eh0Va)
LOL
You deserve it if anyone does.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:16 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Average Guy at April 12, 2018 11:17 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (nBr1j)
If they bury it into the permafrost is the delicacy freezer burn?
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:17 PM (TGrKk)
We have a blizzard warning for tomorrow into the weekend.
It will be back in the 80s on Wednesday.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 12, 2018 11:17 PM (jw1kO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
I have never heard anyone say that. Including my father who actually eats that nasty stuff.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:17 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (aYCy9)
I am learning that you are a Moron of very sound judgement.
I find the "synthetic" vs "natural" debate to miss the point. Twinkies are synthetic. Also fucking delicious.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:17 PM (TKTX5)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 11:18 PM (PUmDY)
>> sanctuary for Mexican Weather Girls
Those, and Czech educational video actresses. Well, "actresses" I should say. Performance artists, at least.
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:19 PM (8O3HH)
Hey guys, this is way off topic, and it's kinda gross (advanced warning)
but I'm a little freaked out. I saw blood in my urine and it burns
when I pee. Never happened to me before. The only thing I can rule out
with 100% certainty is any STD.
I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)
Have you been eating beets?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:19 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:20 PM (xJa6I)
An Inuit delicacy was to bury a seal for a year before eating it.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (nBr1j)
There's a reason why cookbooks featuring gourmet Eskimo cuisine are hard to come by.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at April 12, 2018 11:20 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 11:20 PM (PUmDY)
Yanet Garcia's has a Twitter feed with much research material. Be sure and scroll down. She has pictures of her working out that ass.
That will help in your assessment.
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:20 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 11:21 PM (ks6bw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:21 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 11:21 PM (KP5rU)
I had this really witty thing I had thought to say.
This wasn't it.
Posted by: mindful webworker - half-witty, maybe at April 12, 2018 11:21 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:21 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:17 PM (TKTX5)
I'm on record saying that I didn't care if there was enough plastic in a set of boobs to build a jap car. I don't judge. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 11:22 PM (aMlLZ)
Those, and Czech educational video actresses. Well, "actresses" I should say. Performance artists, at least.
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:19 PM (8O3HH)
The fine ladies, of various nationalities, that perform in the Canadian Ballet.
I love the Arts.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:22 PM (TKTX5)
very cool indeed.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 10:59 PM
*******
Sorry about the unused sock!
Never was cut out for full-time soldierin'... But the universal conscription model (like Switzerland and Israel) appealled to me -- still does! Thought it was the proper thing to do... My only regret was that I didn't stick it out past one enlistment!
I've an acquaintance who tells me that since I was in BT/AIT during the Iran Hostage Crisis, I qualify for membership in the VFW! Not sure if that's true and anyways, I'm don't feel worthy to sit amongst those men anyway...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 12, 2018 11:23 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 11:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V yay! Baseball Season is here!! at April 12, 2018 11:23 PM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 11:24 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 11:21 PM (KP5rU)
Lucky, lucky you.
It's rancid. I think starvation might be preferable.
But that's easy for me to say.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:24 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:25 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:20 PM (xJa6I)
I was about to post pictures, then realized I was on my work computer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:25 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2018 11:26 PM (cB84n)
Eskimo v. Canadian Mohawk. Guess who wins?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 11:26 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:21 PM (nBr1j)
Are you worried about it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:26 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:20 PM (xJa6I)
I was about to post pictures, then realized I was on my work computer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:25 PM (aYCy9)
Damn it.
Well, there's Google Image search, still...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:26 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2018 11:26 PM (cB84n)
Ow x6
I've passed three. The first was the worst.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:27 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 11:21 PM (ks6bw)
Was that just general advice? Or are you heading on?
Night, if so!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:27 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:26 PM (xJa6I)
Denise Milani.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:28 PM (aYCy9)
I volunteer to test this out, with my cheeks and nose
For science
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 11:28 PM (6FqZa)
And if all of y'all making medical diagnoses are white, your input is irrelevant.
But prob a UTI--rhabdo would really be a zebra.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:28 PM (K8vEP)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2018 11:26 PM (cB84n)
You should consider a tattoo. Like little kill emblems ... one for each stone.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:28 PM (TKTX5)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:21 PM (nBr1j)
Are you worried about it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:26 PM (aYCy9)
No. Just a warning that I might get the internet equivalent of verbal diarrhea.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:28 PM (nBr1j)
Just look up Denise Milani. Prime example of what the Czech Republic has to offer.
Eastern Europe in general. Hungarians. Note Melania, from Slovenia, is an example herself. Over half the models are of EE descent. I think Kbdabear has noted that many of his fine specimens are of EE origin.
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:28 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:25 PM (nBr1j)
It's not like this dudes tattoo I hope.
http://www.miamiherald.com/article206682359.html
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:29 PM (TGrKk)
For science
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
You sir, are a Great (British) American!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at April 12, 2018 11:29 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 12, 2018 11:29 PM (GtG/j)
I've passed three. The first was the worst.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at April 12, 2018 11:27 PM (xJa6I)
See, with me it was the opposite. I gutted out the first three and they moved inside two hours. The fourth never moved. That one sent me to the hospital. Good drugs when I finally got them, but the 8 hours before was... unpleasant.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:29 PM (aYCy9)
The native Floridians are the worst part of Florida. See every "Florida man" news story ever published.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2018 11:30 PM (cB84n)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:28 PM (nBr1j)
Hello, we are the Moron Horde. Is this your first time visiting?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:30 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Bush at April 12, 2018 11:31 PM (Q1UO3)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2018 11:32 PM (cB84n)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 12, 2018 11:32 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:28 PM (nBr1j)
have you ever spontaneously decided to lecture strangers on hard currency and why it was bi-metalism and Treasury policy, and not the gold standard, that created the panic of 1893?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2018 11:33 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2018 11:32 PM (cB84n)
No, we just hit a lull in the conversation while various 'rons look up Denise Milani. Wait 5 mins or so.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:33 PM (aYCy9)
Eskimo girl didn't say what she'd prefer. I'd suggest little brown snow-people.
Posted by: Average Guy at April 12, 2018 11:17 PM (LMcFk)
Asshole is fitting.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 12, 2018 11:36 PM (Dp6qK)
Icelanders also do the bury a large animal (shark), leave it to rot in the ground for a year, dig it up and cook it. Anthony Boursin said it was one of the only things he could not even put in his mouth.
Any suggestions for white America?
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:36 PM (YEBVl)
collecting what he paid for. I'm gonna start collecting survivor's
benefits in about 18 months.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 12, 2018 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
Oh, I don't feel bad at all - but you see how hard I had to work to earn it the regular way!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, offering free subjunctives TODAY ONLY at April 12, 2018 11:36 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 12, 2018 11:36 PM (cB84n)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:28 PM (nBr1j)
have you ever spontaneously decided to lecture strangers on hard currency and why it was bi-metalism and Treasury policy, and not the gold standard, that created the panic of 1893?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2018 11:33 PM (2K6fY)
Only when very drunk and in university.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:37 PM (nBr1j)
Just finished eating some tacos from Del Taco for dinner. Was on my last two of them and realized I was out of their 'mild sauce,' so I grabbed what I thought was some extras I had saved, out of a drawer I have in my room. But after I ate... I realized they didn't taste exactly right. I took a look... and it turns out I was eating my tacos topped with McD's ketchup. Yum.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 12, 2018 11:37 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:38 PM (YEBVl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:33 PM (aYCy9)
Gonna be a looong fucking lull.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 11:38 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:25 PM (nBr1j)
It's not like this dudes tattoo I hope.
http://www.miamiherald.com/article206682359.html
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:29 PM (TGrKk)
I haven't looked yet but I doubt it.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:38 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:33 PM (aYCy9)
Gonna be a looong fucking lull.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 11:38 PM (aMlLZ)
She's built for one thing ... and it ain't housework.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:40 PM (TKTX5)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 12, 2018 11:40 PM (e9G8E)
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Hey guys, this is way off topic, and it's kinda gross (advanced warning)
but I'm a little freaked out. I saw blood in my urine and it burns
when I pee. Never happened to me before. The only thing I can rule out
with 100% certainty is any STD.
I'm going to make a dr appt tomorrow, but until then, should I be worried?
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 10:39 PM (c056A)
Please clap.
Posted by: Jeb! at April 12, 2018 11:40 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Make Katy Perry Stop Murdering Nuns! at April 12, 2018 11:40 PM (kYU4t)
I've been told by my cousin, who's a paramedic, that if I experience any abdominal or back pain tonight, I should go to the ER immediately
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 11:40 PM (c056A)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:36 PM (YEBVl)
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Wonder Bread.
Posted by: Blake at April 12, 2018 11:41 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:25 PM (nBr1j)
It's not like this dudes tattoo I hope.
http://www.miamiherald.com/article206682359.html
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:29 PM (TGrKk)
No, no, no.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:41 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Eskimo Village Organizer (Currently Residing in NYC) at April 12, 2018 11:42 PM (y3sT9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 12, 2018 11:42 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 11:40 PM (c056A)
If you want to waste your money ... its really up to you.
Or you could SLAP HOT IRON to it and be done.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:42 PM (TKTX5)
Nah. Nowhere near buried sea creatures.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:43 PM (YEBVl)
Gonna need a sturdier bunk.
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 11:44 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: DOJ at April 12, 2018 11:44 PM (igNKc)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:41 PM (nBr1j)
I hope you found the humor in that link. Since that was my intention.
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:44 PM (TGrKk)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:44 PM (TKTX5)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:43 PM (YEBVl)
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Spam?
I have to admit, I can't really think of anything.
So, is white America weird because we don't eat stuff that's been buried for a year or so?
Posted by: Blake at April 12, 2018 11:44 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:33 PM (aYCy9)
Gonna be a looong fucking lull.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 11:38 PM (aMlLZ)
She's built for one thing ... and it ain't housework.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:40 PM (TKTX5)
The fitness woman whose clit looks like a crowned baby?
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 11:44 PM (CVs5m)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:46 PM (YEBVl)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 11:46 PM (igNKc)
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 11:46 PM (CVs5m)
Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 11:44 PM (CVs5m)
Never had the pleasure. To the best of my knowledge (and I have looked) she has never posed for nudes. Everything I have seen on the internet is usually horrible fakes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:46 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:41 PM (nBr1j)
I hope you found the humor in that link. Since that was my intention.
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:44 PM (TGrKk)
I did indeed laugh. Mind you, I have been drinking.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:47 PM (nBr1j)
>> baby?
No. Denise Milani has never done nudes to my knowledge, so we don't know what it looks like.
Also, there is a difference between "fitness models" and the 'roided up female bodybuilders who grow the giant clits.
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:47 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:47 PM (YEBVl)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 12, 2018 11:47 PM (nWc4E)
you mean the things that lay on the bottom of the ocean and clean all of the pollution out of the water?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:47 PM (MTjB1)
... still beats the shit out of buried sea creature.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:47 PM (TKTX5)
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 11:48 PM (nBBdT)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:48 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Blake at April 12, 2018 11:48 PM (WEBkv)
No, things that live in the sea that have been caught, killed, buried, only to be dug up many moons later for snacks.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:49 PM (YEBVl)
Had to look that up. That's Denise Masino. That's a fetish thing. I'll warn you, what is seen cannot be unseen.
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:49 PM (8O3HH)
Her wikia entry was written by somebody here:
https://tinyurl.com/7ztbzhs
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 11:48 PM (nBBdT)
LOL. Publius, was it you? It wasn't me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:50 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:51 PM (nBr1j)
Add in some canned prunes (like they served us in grade school) and purple Kool-Aid...
Still greater than buried sea creatures.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:51 PM (YEBVl)
Her wikia entry was written by somebody here:
https://tinyurl.com/7ztbzhs
Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 11:48 PM (nBBdT)
Absolutely. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 11:51 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Blake at April
lazy eskimo mom.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:51 PM (nBr1j)
See you in a month. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 12, 2018 11:52 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2018 11:52 PM (6/89N)
**********
My old dog would lay there and think 'Oh how I'd like revenge for the 25,000 times my master fake-threw the ball just to watch me chase after nothing, and laugh uproarously each time. My pissing in his begonias year after year doesn't count as a squaring of accounts.'
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2018 11:53 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 11:53 PM (igNKc)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=67X9ifu-qTs
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 11:53 PM (PUmDY)
ROFL. I could write something like that, but it wasn't me. A man after my own heart.
"Denise Milani's breasts were born on...."
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 12, 2018 11:54 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:54 PM (YEBVl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:54 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:54 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:54 PM (MTjB1)
Northernlurker/Teem tonight. It's always the quiet ones.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:55 PM (aYCy9)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 12, 2018 11:56 PM (YEBVl)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2018 11:56 PM (6/89N)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 12, 2018 11:54 PM (aYCy9
Becomes gelatinous. Yummy.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 11:57 PM (igNKc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April
no it was someone on an earlier thread. northernlurker simply spends all his time there now.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:57 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:58 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:58 PM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 11:59 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 11:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:59 PM (MTjB1)
*sniff*
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 11:59 PM (eGFSg)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 12, 2018 11:59 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 12, 2018 11:53 PM (igNKc)
I was thinking "Newfie steak" which is a double thick slice of baloney, fried. Hardly American. However, if you like Newfie steak, you will love cooked seal flippers. The bones almost look human.
I suppose true American food is vienna sausages and deep fried gizzards, but I LIKE vienna sausages and deep fried gizzards.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2018 12:00 AM (2K6fY)
Would caturbate be letting your friendly feline get in his licks?
Would taturbate be getting off while someone inks your member?
I'm done now.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:00 AM (YEBVl)
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 11:58 PM (TGrKk)
I never tried ballet in the PI. Even Filipinos tell me it is better to eat in the dark.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:00 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:01 AM (nBr1j)
everyone at some level has a stake in their community porn. your porn makes a statement about your community. having no porn, either because you do not have anyone hot enough to make porn of or you do not have the technology to make porn is shameful.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2018 12:02 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:02 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 13, 2018 12:02 AM (igNKc)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:00 AM (YEBVl)
You got some twisted kink.
I just so happen to like a little twisted kink.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 12:02 AM (eGFSg)
I never tried ballet in the PI. Even Filipinos tell me it is better to eat in the dark.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:00 AM (nBr1j)
I have eaten a few strange things, but baby chickens pickled in the egg and insects are where I draw the line.
Is it chicken? Somehow I remember duck eggs being in the mix.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:02 AM (aYCy9)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:03 AM (YEBVl)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:01 AM (nBr1j)
Numbah One with a Balut!
Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2018 12:03 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 12:03 AM (PUmDY)
I'm definitely not getting my member inked. My tattoo is low visibility but not that low.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:03 AM (nBr1j)
I just so happen to like a little twisted kink.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 12:02 AM (eGFSg)
It would not get twisted if you used lube.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:03 AM (aYCy9)
Also . . . be very suspicious of the chicken eggs that are that fluorescent pink color. I think they are from radioactive chickens.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2018 12:05 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:02 AM (nBr1j)
Interesting. You must one a' them linguinis
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 13, 2018 12:05 AM (igNKc)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:03 AM (YEBVl)
One I have to add is that one sandwich 'meat'- head cheese.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:05 AM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:06 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2018 12:06 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:03 AM (aYCy9)
Where the Hell were you when I needed ya' ?
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at April 13, 2018 12:06 AM (eGFSg)
I do like blubberbate...
Although that could also be what you do after your girlfriend dumps you..
Trooperbate is how I get out of a ticket.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:06 AM (YEBVl)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2018 12:06 AM (2K6fY)
Your potato?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:07 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:03 AM (YEBVl
I had baked calves brains. Not bsd. Gramma made them.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 13, 2018 12:07 AM (igNKc)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 13, 2018 12:07 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:08 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 13, 2018 12:09 AM (VBKy9)
Trooperbate is how I get out of a ticket.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:06 AM (YEBVl)
I laughed!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 13, 2018 12:09 AM (igNKc)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:09 AM (nBr1j)
WElcometojamaicahaveaNiceDaY.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:09 AM (YEBVl)
Chatubrate is the farm system for new porn talent, now.
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 13, 2018 12:10 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 13, 2018 12:10 AM (igNKc)
WElcometojamaicahaveaNiceDaY.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:09 AM (YEBVl)
Good joke. You made me laugh.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:10 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:09 AM (nBr1j)
Dude ... you're fine.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 12:10 AM (eGFSg)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:11 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 13, 2018 12:11 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:12 AM (YEBVl)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:12 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 13, 2018 12:13 AM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:09 AM (nBr1j
Shut your eyes, hold out your arm and with your index finger, touch your nose.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 13, 2018 12:13 AM (igNKc)
Posted by: X-ray at April 13, 2018 12:13 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:14 AM (YEBVl)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 12:14 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:14 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 13, 2018 12:13 AM (VBKy9)
Not bad fried. I like mine crispy ... not burned.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 12:15 AM (eGFSg)
Florida school shooter wants victims to have his inheritance (link to Fox News)
https://tinyurl.com/ycf97q2s
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2018 12:15 AM (eMKNe)
490 publius or caligirl was the one that introduced chaturbate into horde lexicon.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 12, 2018 11:59 PM (MTjB1)
Its gotten a mention before I think. Always so nice when someone makes mention of the sites they visit.
Me? I'm much more classy. I just mention a porn star and leave it to you to choose your own smut site to look her up.
Posted by: buzzion at April 13, 2018 12:16 AM (cAnNx)
Metalinjection.net
Ratt's Round and Round musical accompaniment with Marvin Gaye singing Heard It Through The Grapevine is cool.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2018 12:18 AM (a3kvc)
I didn't bring up Chaturbate (that I remember), and not today. Someone brought up in an afternoon thread today, and Northernlurker asked what it was.
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 13, 2018 12:18 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:19 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 12:19 AM (eGFSg)
Posted by: LadyTheo
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Or a raccoon. Never put a bag of used cat litter on the back porch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 12:19 AM (cp1if)
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 12:19 AM (eVIA2)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:20 AM (nBr1j)
One problem, genius: you're alive, they're dead.
Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2018 12:20 AM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:21 AM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 12:19 AM (eVIA2)
Denise Milani. Look her up, and prepare for your margins to be widened.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:22 AM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:23 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2018 12:23 AM (ayUOl)
:-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2018 12:23 AM (eMKNe)
One problem, genius: you're alive, they're dead.
Posted by: t-bird
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If that ain't more proof that he's a crazed bastard, I don't what can be considered "insanity" or "personality"
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 12:23 AM (eVIA2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:22 AM (aYCy9)
better yet....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj87Z_BwFZE
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at April 13, 2018 12:23 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:22 AM
One Hell of a set of lungs.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 12:24 AM (eGFSg)
Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2018 12:24 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 13, 2018 12:24 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:19 AM (nBr1j)
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For God's sake, call a cab!
Posted by: Margarita, voyaging to the edge of crisp at April 13, 2018 12:25 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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*computer processing sounds*
...
...
Hnnnng...
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 12:25 AM (eVIA2)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:25 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2018 12:26 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 13, 2018 12:26 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 12:27 AM (eGFSg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:27 AM (aYCy9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2018 12:27 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 12:27 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:28 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 13, 2018 12:29 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: X-ray at April 13, 2018 12:29 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:30 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: LadyTheo
Certianly not unique to the US but...
ROCKY
MOUNTAIN
OSYTERS
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 12:31 AM (LNPd9)
Posted by: X-ray
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hue
Weather's been going bonkers here in the South lately.
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 12:31 AM (eVIA2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:32 AM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:32 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 12:33 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Northernlurker
This is a Buddhist thing, in'it?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 12:33 AM (LNPd9)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:34 AM (nBr1j)
That is correct. The Yupik, in particular, get really pissed off if you call them "Inuit", 'cause they aren't.
The Inuit live in Canada and speak a completely different (though related) language. The other group of Eskimos in Alaska are the Inupiat, who are more closely related to the Inuit (but even they don't usually call themselves "Inuit").
This girl got given bad information by some idiot Canadian Communist.
It's like some knob deciding that "Spanish" is a bad word and starting to call Spanish people "French" because they speak a related language.
In other words, it's a good way to get your ass kicked.
Also, Alaskan Indians ("Native Americans") and Eskimos hate to be confused with each other. While they mostly get along nowadays, they used to fight a lot of bloody wars before the whites came along and put a stop to it. I'm talking genocidal shit.
Also, some of the Indian tribes had a huge slave culture, and would raid other tribes to get slaves. They were totally pissed off when the U.S. bought Alaska from Russia and freed their slaves. They even carved a "shame totem pole" with Abraham Lincoln's face on it (their equivalent of a debt collection notice), 'cause they figured Abe owed them a whole bunch of loot for freeing their slaves.
I know that's at variance with the accepted wisdom that before the Evil White Men came all the indigenous people lived together in peace and harmony with the trees and the flowers and the bunnies and the rainbows, but it's true. Life was pretty fucking harsh in Alaska back then.
The safest thing to call an indigenous Alaskan unless you're sure: "Alaska Native". So far, no one has started claiming that as a racial slur, and it applies to all the indigenous peoples of Alaska.
Posted by: Old Joe Kennedy at April 13, 2018 12:34 AM (Q7M5N)
I can remember having the privilege of sitting at the Brickyard on Memorial Day weekend, freezing my ass off, in the rain, waiting for the much-promised-seldom-glimpsed "window" in which 200 circuits of the oval could be completed.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:35 AM (YEBVl)
Posted by: Robert scratching his thinning noggin at April 13, 2018 12:35 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2018 12:36 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:36 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 12:33 AM (PUmDY)
There were six kids in my family. Spam (when it used to be cheap) and bologna were staples. Fried was always a treat.
Posted by: X-ray at April 13, 2018 12:37 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at April 13, 2018 12:37 AM (mMeIQ)
Lurk, you're just too cute.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:38 AM (YEBVl)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 12:39 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:35 AM (YEBVl)
SE IN ... no planting until Derby.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 12:39 AM (luTBU)
That is correct. The Yupik, in particular, get really pissed off if you call them "Inuit", 'cause they aren't.
The Inuit live in Canada and speak a completely different (though related) language. The other group of Eskimos in Alaska are the Inupiat, who are more closely related to the Inuit (but even they don't usually call themselves "Inuit").
This girl got given bad information by some idiot Canadian Communist.
It's like some knob deciding that "Spanish" is a bad word and starting to call Spanish people "French" because they speak a related language.
In other words, it's a good way to get your ass kicked.
Also, Alaskan Indians ("Native Americans") and Eskimos hate to be confused with each other. While they mostly get along nowadays, they used to fight a lot of bloody wars before the whites came along and put a stop to it. I'm talking genocidal shit.
Also, some of the Indian tribes had a huge slave culture, and would raid other tribes to get slaves. They were totally pissed off when the U.S. bought Alaska from Russia and freed their slaves. They even carved a "shame totem pole" with Abraham Lincoln's face on it (their equivalent of a debt collection notice), 'cause they figured Abe owed them a whole bunch of loot for freeing their slaves.
I know that's at variance with the accepted wisdom that before the Evil White Men came all the indigenous people lived together in peace and harmony with the trees and the flowers and the bunnies and the rainbows, but it's true. Life was pretty fucking harsh in Alaska back then.
The safest thing to call an indigenous Alaskan unless you're sure: "Alaska Native". So far, no one has started claiming that as a racial slur, and it applies to all the indigenous peoples of Alaska.
Posted by: Old Joe Kennedy at April
just call em all gay, easier that way.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2018 12:39 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:40 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Hambone at April 13, 2018 12:40 AM (S1ri+)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:43 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2018 12:39 AM (MTjB1)
I guess if they ask you to smoke big wampum peace pipe a man ought to run for the hills.
Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2018 12:43 AM (ayUOl)
sure that will turn out well for her.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2018 12:43 AM (MTjB1)
Not when I drink it. Then the "content" is basicly just me screeching at all you sons of bitches.
And thank you Robert.
Posted by: Weirddave at April 13, 2018 12:44 AM (xpg6P)
Posted by: Robert at April
lol
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2018 12:44 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:43 AM (nBr1j)
Pass the flask.
Posted by: Robert at April 13, 2018 12:44 AM (ayUOl)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:43 AM (nBr1j)
If somebody minds ... they've got the option of doing this far-out thing called "ignore you".
You're fine, slick. Really.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 12:45 AM (luTBU)
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 12:46 AM (eVIA2)
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 12:46 AM (eVIA2)
Just pleasantly shit faced.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:46 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2018 12:47 AM (a3kvc)
Brilliant! Just the ticket fer catchin' all teh girrrls.
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:48 AM (YEBVl)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:48 AM (YEBVl)
https://tinyurl.com/y74bsntt
Solar activity crashes - the Sun looks like a cueball
"Furthermore, the occurrence of a grand minimum now would help the climate field. We really do not know the full influence of the Sun's solar cycles on the Earth's climate."
Hmmm, champ, maybe then it was not a good idea to push global warming to the hilt when you had no idea what the hell you were talking about.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 12:48 AM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 12:48 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 13, 2018 12:29 AM (RuIsu)
Limbo world record holder.
Posted by: Monk at April 13, 2018 12:50 AM (CVs5m)
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 12:50 AM (eVIA2)
Fried Kielbasa is better.
Fried Pirogies and Kielbasa is best.
Posted by: Sharkman
Fried Kielbasa, sauerkraut, ginger carrots, bacon and bread crumb crust is even better.
And schwarzbrot with a knob of butter...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 12:50 AM (LNPd9)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:51 AM (YEBVl)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 13, 2018 12:29 AM (RuIsu)
Limbo world record holder.
Posted by: Monk at April 13, 2018 12:50 AM (CVs5m)
If she was a hurdler both her eyes would be black.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:51 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 12:51 AM (GzDYP)
Fried Kielbasa is better.
Fried Pirogies and Kielbasa is best.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2018 12:47 AM (a3kvc)
Mom was English so our best meal was roast beef, Yorkshire pudding and gravy. Oh and some canned vegetable.
Posted by: X-ray at April 13, 2018 12:52 AM (TGrKk)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 12:51 AM (GzDYP)
I've generally been sober. Maybe I've been the one who's been dong it wrong.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:53 AM (nBr1j)
Hmmm, champ, maybe then it was not a good idea to push global warming to the hilt when you had no idea what the hell you were talking about.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Also: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9xy8sh4
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 12:53 AM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:53 AM (nBr1j)
And schwarzbrot with a knob of butter...
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Just texted that to myself to remind me to make it for dinner this weekend.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2018 12:53 AM (a3kvc)
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 12:50 AM (eVIA2)
Ouch!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 12:54 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 12:54 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:55 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:56 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 12:57 AM (YEBVl)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:53 AM (nBr1j)
Lol! How are your grandkids? Everybody doing good?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 12:57 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Just remember to spell your alarm for tomorrow correctly.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 12:58 AM (LNPd9)
Posted by: OldDominionMom
Just change it up every few days just to keep it fresh.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 12:59 AM (LNPd9)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:53 AM (nBr1j)
Lol! How are your grandkids? Everybody doing good?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 12:57 AM (GzDYP)
The grandkids are great I'm joining them for movie night tomorrow.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:59 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2018 01:01 AM (a3kvc)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2018 12:47 AM (a3kvc)
Yumm. I've never tried frying pirogies. Do you brown them a bit like potato pancakes?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 01:01 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2018 12:47 AM (a3kvc)
Yumm. I've never tried frying pirogies. Do you brown them a bit like potato pancakes?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 01:01 AM (GzDYP)
They're great do try them. sober me talking.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 01:03 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 01:03 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 13, 2018 01:03 AM (cB84n)
Posted by: Delaforce
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At least it wasn't one of those Commie metric bits.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 01:03 AM (cp1if)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:59 AM (nBr1j)
Aww. That will be fun!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 01:04 AM (GzDYP)
A #30 bit hurts like hell...
You must be getting ready to tap for an M4 x 0.7. You think it hurts now....!
Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2018 01:04 AM (QxXRY)
ANTI-SCIENCE HATE SPEECH!
Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2018 01:01 AM (a3kvc)
Yeah. Amazing that a giant fusion reaction going off just over our shoulder (cosmically speaking) might have some effect on how warm it is down here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 01:04 AM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 01:05 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 01:06 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 01:06 AM (aYCy9)
Posted by: t-bird
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Well, we're not tapping. I'm working with sheet metal structures. I hurt myself when I was reaming a doubler for a access panel.
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 01:06 AM (eVIA2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 01:03 AM (cp1if)
Palp is not here to tell us the inherent benefits in drilling one's hand with a bizarre size metric bit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 01:07 AM (aYCy9)
Impossible. But it is powerful enough to supply all of our energy if only we would quit clinging to oil and coal.
Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2018 01:08 AM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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What would be different for a metric bit to be worse than a standard bit?
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 01:09 AM (eVIA2)
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage
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In aerospace industry, it's always the sheet metal workers who are missing fingers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 01:09 AM (5OO3x)
Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2018 01:08 AM (9tO1t)
Actually it is- we just have not figured out the right way to do it yet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 01:09 AM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage
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In Russia, bit drills you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 01:11 AM (5OO3x)
* * *
This and Grizzly Adams were two of my staples as a little kid. Have not watched them since. But it would be fun to do so and see what I think now.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 13, 2018 01:11 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 01:11 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 01:11 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 12:53 AM (QxXRY)
Sounds like the writer at IBD doesn't really get it. Plants don't get their nitrogen from the air; they take it up as nitrates from the soil. In fact, they can't take up nitrogen from the air, where it is not scarce (78%), at all, AFAIK. I recall the usual nitrogen cycle is lightning (and maybe cosmic rays and/or solar wind) causes formation of nitrogen oxides in the atmosphere. These dissolve in water droplets of clouds, and rain on the soil, and nitrogen-fixing bacteria in the soil make it available to plants.
I am not aware of any significant amounts of nitrogen appearing in the makeup of rock-forming minerals. And the chemistry of minerals is well-studied.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2018 01:12 AM (vUFR0)
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 01:09 AM (eVIA2)
Caliber wars, you have missed.
It inevitable starts with someone saying that they bought a rifle or pistol in .45 or .30-06. Palp then starts in on 7.62x39 or 25 being the caliber of choice for the Slavic Master Race, and it gives us a few minutes of fun.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 01:12 AM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 01:11 AM (nBr1j)
Night Northern/Teem.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 01:13 AM (aYCy9)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 01:14 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 12:53 AM (QxXRY)
Sounds like the writer at IBD doesn't really get it. Plants don't get their nitrogen from the air; they take it up as nitrates from the soil. In fact, they can't take up nitrogen from the air, where it is not scarce (78%), at all, AFAIK. I recall the usual nitrogen cycle is lightning (and maybe cosmic rays and/or solar wind) causes formation of nitrogen oxides in the atmosphere. These dissolve in water droplets of clouds, and rain on the soil, and nitrogen-fixing bacteria in the soil make it available to plants.
I am not aware of any significant amounts of nitrogen appearing in the makeup of rock-forming minerals. And the chemistry of minerals is well-studied.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2018 01:12 AM (vUFR0
Now I'm really embarrassed. Here I am shitfaced and the rest of you are having profound and intelligent conversations.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 01:14 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 01:14 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 01:15 AM (y3sT9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
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Ehhh...
A bullet's a bullet Hit the right place and even a BB pellet will cop someone.
Granted, mass, velocity, FMJ or Hollow Points or Soft Points.
Whatever.
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 01:15 AM (eVIA2)
the nun fighting katy perry is going to appeal to the pope
Does this involve a large arena, a vat of mud, the Pope giving a thumbs-up or -down, and pay-per-view?
Posted by: mindful webworker - confused, but not as much as Hillary at April 13, 2018 01:16 AM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 13, 2018 01:16 AM (cB84n)
I think they're trying to invent a scientific-sounding reason why all their global warming predictions never matched reality.
Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2018 01:17 AM (5OO3x)
Posted by: X-ray at April 13, 2018 01:17 AM (TGrKk)
Goodnite, good people. Stay warm and safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 13, 2018 01:17 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 01:18 AM (LNPd9)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2018 01:19 AM (rnAwa)
"Palp then starts in on 7.62x39 or 25 ... "
Ask him how many times he's left the lens cap off of his Kiev MF camera, only to have the lens focus the sun on the shutter ... only to have it catch fire, eventually consuming the entire camera.
Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor at April 13, 2018 01:20 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 01:20 AM (eVIA2)
Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2018 01:21 AM (5OO3x)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 01:21 AM (LNPd9)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 01:21 AM (LNPd9)
Posted by: mindful webworker goes for the big ring at April 13, 2018 01:21 AM (ATv6t)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 01:21 AM (LNPd9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 01:22 AM (aYCy9)
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's the little things in life that EAT AWAY AT YOU at April 13, 2018 01:22 AM (ATv6t)
Posted by: TickledPink at April 13, 2018 01:22 AM (TL2pK)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 13, 2018 01:23 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: mindful webworker - bows out, falls in orchestra pit at April 13, 2018 01:24 AM (ATv6t)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 01:24 AM (LNPd9)
But it's missing its top cover. Sooo, yeah I got my hair caught up and ODDad was able to save my scalp by turning it off because thank goodness he was right there. We built a higher bench for it.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 13, 2018 01:24 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 13, 2018 01:24 AM (bML9A)
I'll say. Swooping in confidently with a fully prepared comment and nic like that was a master stroke.
Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2018 01:25 AM (5OO3x)
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 01:26 AM (ufFCO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 01:26 AM (aYCy9)
Posted by: t-bird at April 13, 2018 01:25 AM (5OO3x)
They gave 110%. They left everything on the court.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 13, 2018 01:27 AM (aYCy9)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 13, 2018 01:27 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 01:15 AM (y3sT9)
I read that. They call carbon dioxide "pollution", so right there is a red flag. They also don't state what kinds of rocks or minerals contain nitrogen, or explain how it got there. There might be some nitrogen in rocks that contain a lot of fossil crustaceans, since there is nitrogen in the chitin of their shells, IIRC.
My take on it? They have discovered a very insignificant source of nitrogen, and have sexed it up with Gerbil Worming references in order to get funding.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2018 01:29 AM (vUFR0)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 01:30 AM (PUmDY)
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Legumes. Nitrogen fixing plants. Alfalfa, for example. Which won't be planted on time this due to the Global Warming Snowfall(s).
Posted by: Lurks at April 13, 2018 01:31 AM (/pSdC)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Now don't be spreading awful rumors about Fidel Castro's kid.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 13, 2018 01:33 AM (6/89N)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 01:33 AM (vJG3L)
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Legumes.
Nitrogen fixing plants. Alfalfa, for example. Which won't be planted on
time this due to the Global Warming Snowfall(s).
Posted by: Lurks at April 13, 2018 01:31 AM (/pSdC)
Exactly. And it's usually nitrogen-fixing bacteria that lives in the roots of legumes that do the nitrogen-fixing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2018 01:34 AM (vUFR0)
Posted by: LadyTheo at April 13, 2018 01:35 AM (vJG3L)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 01:36 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 01:36 AM (eVIA2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 01:40 AM (PUmDY)
I thought lightning and absorbing through the soil was how nitrogen is "fixed"
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 01:36 AM (eVIA2)
Well, the main reason we all have enough to eat is that there is a huge industry making synthetic nitrogen compounds to use for fertilizer. From fossil fuels, plus air.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2018 01:42 AM (vUFR0)
Exactly. And it's usually nitrogen-fixing bacteria that lives in the roots of legumes that do the nitrogen-fixing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Clover does as well.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2018 01:46 AM (LNPd9)
Posted by: Mike in Jersey at April 12, 2018 10:22 PM (BiF4X)
Omigosh, that's good.
Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 01:46 AM (U6XUk)
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Increasingly inexpensive natural gas which is converted to anhydrous ammonia to support Norman Borlaug's Green Revolution. That and Corn-Beans-Corn-Beans ...
Posted by: Lurks at April 13, 2018 01:47 AM (/pSdC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2018 01:48 AM (eMKNe)
"Lucas knows what you did"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
(*runs hysterically out of room*)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2018 01:54 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Robert, ever hopeful at April 13, 2018 01:55 AM (ayUOl)
Soybeans, and all sorts of beans and peas are legumes. Yes, lightning is responsible for converting N2 into forms that can be used by plants. But it ain't enough for high yield crops.
Except for legumes, and they need P and K themselves, just not the N.
Posted by: publius, the Cranny-Curious Poperin Pear at April 13, 2018 01:56 AM (8O3HH)
Justin's going to need an extra-comfy cushion for his ass after that.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 13, 2018 01:57 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Delaforce and his Rage. Certified to Widen Threads. at April 13, 2018 01:57 AM (eVIA2)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pa9x9fZBtY
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 01:58 AM (PUmDY)
I've been told by my cousin, who's a paramedic, that if I experience any abdominal or back pain tonight, I should go to the ER immediately
Posted by: Mike at April 12, 2018 11:40 PM (c056A)
Good that you asked a medical person. I am not a medical person. I would have said, probable UTI but needs to be seen (have you been dehydrated? sat forever in a car, driving?); go to the ER now (no ambulance needed); if a UTI goes too long untreated with antibiotics, it can cause irreparable damage. Also, the cranberry juice that seems to ease UTI pain sometimes isn't the Ocean Fresh watery sugary stuff, but the raw health-food-store stuff. Thus ends my personal anecdotage on this topic.
Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 02:04 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Scientists wouldn't do that, would they?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 13, 2018 02:07 AM (7ThJ3)
Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 02:04 AM (U6XUk)
Already gave him a prescription ...
... Iron, Hot, Slapped
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 02:07 AM (52eOZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 02:19 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 02:04 AM (U6XUk)
This! My mom's RD told her the same thing. You can also get pills. She recommended The Vitamin Shoppe Cranberry with D-Mannose.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 13, 2018 02:19 AM (gQQ9b)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 02:21 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 13, 2018 02:25 AM (PUmDY)
[x] Jobs
[x] Record stock market
[x] North Korea
[x] Facebook
[x] Some lady's drug addiction
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (ks6bw)
This is great.
Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 02:26 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 13, 2018 02:27 AM (xKiXZ)
Is there nothing Trump can't do?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - FBI = Porn Star > Mass Murderer at April 12, 2018 11:13 PM (ks6bw)
Not needed. Nicely subtle without this.
Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 02:27 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Sandy at April 13, 2018 02:28 AM (xKiXZ)
you know you are the one that introduced chaturbate to the lexicon here.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2018 03:06 AM (MTjB1)
i was on the previous poast, for some reason, and thought it was the ONT.
teach me to come here s*ber.
hey all!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2018 03:22 AM (/KPPD)
Posted by: Robert Oppenheimer at April 13, 2018 03:32 AM (/KPPD)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 03:35 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Edward Teller at April 13, 2018 03:36 AM (bML9A)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 13, 2018 12:02 AM (nBr1j)
Interesting. You must one a' them linguinis
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 13, 2018 12:05 AM (igNKc)
Heh.
Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 03:42 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Robert Oppenheimer at April 13, 2018 03:32 AM (/KPPD)
Slow your roll. You ain't no willow.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 13, 2018 03:49 AM (tHj/E)
Posted by: Bear phone at April 13, 2018 04:05 AM (g6yUI)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2018 04:05 AM (/KPPD)
Posted by: Hambone at April 13, 2018 04:08 AM (S1ri+)
I'm not believing that use of "situation" at that age.
Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 04:18 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Bear phone at April 13, 2018 04:19 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Bear phone at April 13, 2018 04:30 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2018 04:33 AM (ycWCI)
Hey, it proves that entertaining content isn't a specialty that can only be produced by the idiots and propagandists that write for tv and movies. If social media helps kill those, more power to it.
Posted by: Bear phone at April 13, 2018 04:37 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Bear phone at April 13, 2018 04:40 AM (v9gSJ)
and ask her if her Eskimo pie is covered in hair, or chocolate like all the others.
and is it hard to walk with a stick suck in it all the time?
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2018 04:42 AM (/KPPD)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 04:53 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 04:53 AM (aC6Sd)
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you are not alone.
at least i'm a Taurus.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2018 04:55 AM (/KPPD)
Posted by: Al Gore at April 13, 2018 05:02 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 05:07 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 05:16 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 05:07 AM (aC6Sd)
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so sue McDonald's...
;-)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 13, 2018 05:33 AM (/KPPD)
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 05:36 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 05:07 AM (aC6Sd)
Next time, maybe go with the covfefe?
Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 05:41 AM (U6XUk)
Posted by: fluffy at April 13, 2018 05:46 AM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Eromero at April 13, 2018 05:47 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 05:49 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Colin at April 13, 2018 05:51 AM (b1mo9)
The stuff at the grocery store is cranberry juice cocktail. Pure cranberry juice would definitely go down like medicine.
Posted by: fluffy at April 13, 2018 05:53 AM (cHbmY)
There is a bloodless coop going on but nothing you can do about it right now so sit back and enjoy the day.
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 05:55 AM (aC6Sd)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 13, 2018 06:06 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Bear phone
You should eat some whole avocados and go forth and do that thing you do in the woods. Be an avocado advocate.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 13, 2018 06:14 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: GnuBreed
For Gaia has said, "go and poop no more"
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:15 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: Colin at April 13, 2018 06:18 AM (b1mo9)
Posted by: Vincente Fox at April 13, 2018 06:20 AM (/qEW2)
A. I do not like being a host for a small dinner party let alone a week of people that I can barely tolerate.
B. Let's not do this again.
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:21 AM (BdsCV)
I'm up in ur henhouse, carrying out a bloodless coop.
Posted by: Vincente Fox at April 13, 2018 06:20 AM (/qEW2)
How would you like to be a hen and worked so hard to make a egg and have someone steal it!
Posted by: Colin at April 13, 2018 06:22 AM (b1mo9)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 13, 2018 06:22 AM (0izt+)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
Some dead Russians in Syria. MSM hasn't decided if that's good or bad.
They're taking a SJW twitter/FB poll right now.
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:24 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:26 AM (BdsCV)
Is there a range nearby? Maybe invite the guy to go shooting.
Posted by: fluffy at April 13, 2018 06:27 AM (cHbmY)
Trump did this, Trump did that.....is the rest of the news.
Posted by: Colin at April 13, 2018 06:29 AM (b1mo9)
Posted by: fluffy
He tells stories of as a kid he would fish and go out with a BB gun. He still enjoys fishing. I like to fish, but he likes to talk too much while fishing. Inane things like, it's so quite and peaceful out here.
Yes it is, why don't you shut up for 30 seconds so I can enjoy it
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:31 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 13, 2018 06:32 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 13, 2018 06:33 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Colin
You forgot to add that whatever Trump! did or didn't do, is the exact opposite of what should have been done.
TRUMP!
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:34 AM (BdsCV)
A. I do not like being a host for a small dinner party let alone a week of people that I can barely tolerate.
B. Let's not do this again.
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:21 AM (BdsCV)
"Darling, your friends are ok, but it's so much more romantic when it's just the two of us on vacation."
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 13, 2018 06:34 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: fluffy at April 13, 2018 06:35 AM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:35 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 13, 2018 06:36 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: votermom
Sounds good. I'll also add, "plus I only need to find out where you are when I need to scratch stuff "
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:37 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: Colin at April 13, 2018 06:38 AM (b1mo9)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 13, 2018 06:39 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 13, 2018 06:39 AM (C+NOx)
Posted by: votermom
Snow boots away and shave your legs?
Don't get crazy now
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:40 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 13, 2018 06:40 AM (lwiT4)
Ah, the really scary one has arrived. A great Old One from the outer cosmos.
Everyone make a saving throw for sanity.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 13, 2018 06:40 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: grammie winger
Was that the the rest of Shillarys speech?
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:41 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 13, 2018 06:36 AM (hMwEB)
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Ugh. I hate the Spring Shave. I'm going to have to get a pedicure too, and get rid of the Winter Feet.
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 13, 2018 06:41 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 13, 2018 06:40 AM (lwiT4)
your pants are on fire?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 13, 2018 06:41 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:41 AM (BdsCV)
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I might have plagiarized.
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 13, 2018 06:41 AM (lwiT4)
Anyone arrested and charged in the 'bloodless coup' yet, or is it still in progress?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 13, 2018 06:42 AM (0izt+)
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:42 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 13, 2018 06:42 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 13, 2018 06:43 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: votermom
Snow boots away and shave your legs?
Don't get crazy now
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:40 AM (BdsCV)
If you live in the upper Midwest, you might want to wait a few days. Some areas are getting up to 2 feet of snow.
Posted by: Colin at April 13, 2018 06:43 AM (b1mo9)
Pants? Is this the Book thread already?
Posted by: grammie winger
It's Casual Friday the 13th. What you got on is fine
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:43 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2018 06:44 AM (BdsCV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 13, 2018 06:44 AM (hyuyC)
I've been listening to Shelby Foote's Civil War. I keep imagining a DM rolling to see if Stonewall Jackson randomly shows up.
Posted by: fluffy at April 13, 2018 06:47 AM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2018 05:55 AM (aC6Sd)
This is so often true.
Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 07:02 AM (U6XUk)
Trump did this, Trump did that.....is the rest of the news.
Posted by: Colin at April 13, 2018 06:29 AM (b1mo9)
I much appreciate your reports from behind enemy lines.
Posted by: m at April 13, 2018 07:05 AM (U6XUk)
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