Progress: Fake Republican Nicole Wallace Reveals That She Has Improved The #Woke8YearOld and Broken the Old World Record for #WokeMoppets

Out: My #Woke8YearOld is "rapping" with me about politics

In:

My 6 year old watching @Morning_Joe with me just said @morningmika looks worried - I said “she is” he said “it’s @realDonaldTrump ‘s fault right?” Kids know Trump is trouble . Why don’t republicans in Congress?

— Nicolle Wallace (@NicolleDWallace) April 12, 2018

Charles Cooke thinks it's pretty obvious that a 6 year old is just reflecting the weird emotional chaos in Nicole Wallace's fevered mind, and is less likely to be forming her own independent political analyses:



But nah, I'm sure Nicole Wallace's #Woke6YearOld has been signed to do an Encounter Broadside titled Mommy, Why Does Trump Keep Trampling Constitutional Norms and Imperiling the Republic With His Hyperemotive Solipcisms?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:28 PM




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1 Italians.

Posted by: golfman at April 12, 2018 02:21 PM (48QDY)

2 Nicole Wallace. A member of the Rick Wilson wing of the party.

Posted by: golfman at April 12, 2018 02:22 PM (48QDY)

3
Another save! Whew!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2018 02:23 PM (VM6ev)

4 Who?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 12, 2018 02:23 PM (Dp6qK)

5 https://lyincomey.com/

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2018 02:23 PM (M+Lyo)

6 Time to call Imaginary Chold Protective Services!

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 02:23 PM (42M22)

7 Probably should ban kids from watching TV for their safety

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 12, 2018 02:24 PM (YwV8E)

8 Kids know farting in the bathtub is fun.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 12, 2018 02:24 PM (4ErVI)

9 Oops didn't mean to post that right now.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2018 02:24 PM (M+Lyo)

10 8 yo or 6 yo?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 02:24 PM (hMwEB)

11 Maybe the little tyke is reacting to Mommy screaming profanity at the TV.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 02:24 PM (oVJmc)

12 CheChe did it better.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 12, 2018 02:24 PM (hXeKX)

13 Twitchy has another gun babe. Worth a look. And it's a tred I approve of! Bonus, they aren't doing that gawd awful "duck face" selfie look.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 02:24 PM (kTQeF)

14 "Mommy, why does that mean man on tv make you angry?"



"You're brilliant, I'm going to tweet this!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 02:24 PM (W+vEI)

15 I was just thinking to myself, "Self, we need some 6 year old kid to weigh in on Mika's emotional state and how that relates back to Trump"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (F5+ro)

16 I recall the Samantha Powers thing having her young kids up and awake for Hillary's coronation. Some videotape?

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (MIKMs)

17 Is that Rick Wilson's love child?

Posted by: Under Fire at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (r9UYA)

18 Mom, you need to wash your vaj.

Posted by: Nicole Wallace's Story Prop at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (Dp6qK)

19
Only last week #woke high school freshmen were going to save the world. Now it's #woke six year olds.

Can I get some of whatever-the-hell they're smoking. Because on a long enough time-line -- which appears to be about two weeks -- we're heading over the cliff.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (LOgQ4)

20
Is Nichole home schooling little woke?

Posted by: Werd at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (Yc8Cz)

21 My 10 year old thinks Trump is funny. Wonders shy people are overreacting to him. The 8 year old doesn't pay any attention to politics because she's normal.

Posted by: forest at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (/1c+O)

22 Uh.... its a school day.... what the hell is the kid doing home?

Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (NgKpN)

23 Hi! How are ya? Hi, yeah, ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I know. Yeah. Hi. Nice to see ya!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

How old is that kid?
Her hair...mmmmm...

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 12, 2018 02:25 PM (ln5wD)

24 Wallace is another one of those who probably never forgave Trump for not throwing her a basket full of consulting fees, like that True Republican Jeb would have done.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 12, 2018 02:26 PM (KxbBq)

25 If Wallace really can't see that her 6yo is parroting her own views back to her, that would suggest a disturbing lack of boundaries on her part.

#CallCPS

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 02:26 PM (hMwEB)

26 Who is Nicol Wallace?

Posted by: Lester at April 12, 2018 02:26 PM (LfJIn)

27 And I find it discouraging that people will use their CHILDREN to attack politically....

Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 02:26 PM (NgKpN)

28 I wonder if her 6 year old knows his mother is a lying criminal. They know !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2018 02:26 PM (M+Lyo)

29 My take:

It takes the Wisdom of a Child to see how unhinged Trump Derangement Syndrome has made Mika and her mother.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 02:26 PM (oVJmc)

30 This kids generation will be the Last Generation .

Posted by: JROD at April 12, 2018 02:26 PM (URJGH)

31 Nicole has all of the hallmarks of TDS, transference coupled with mental retardation.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 12, 2018 02:27 PM (Opthz)

32 >>I recall the Samantha Powers thing having her young kids up and awake for Hillary's coronation. Some videotape?



It was something about milking the emotional power of that historic moment for women...or something just as daffy.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 02:27 PM (W+vEI)

33 26 Who is Nicol Wallace?
Posted by: Lester at April 12, 2018 02:26 PM (LfJIn)

scrunt who was hired to be on Palin's VP campaign then started leaking fake catty stories about her

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 02:27 PM (hMwEB)

34 Six-year-olds don't know shit.

Posted by: An Eight Year Old at April 12, 2018 02:27 PM (oVJmc)

35 In my experience, kids start thinking critically around 12 or 13 years old, but are still likely to have their opinions influenced greatly by their parents' values (as they should).

Some time around 6 or 7 year olds they are able to identify hypocrisy, "Dad, put your seatbelt on. You tell me to."

I have no child-psychology studies to back this up, it's just my anecdotal experience.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2018 02:28 PM (lVlqi)

36 What if these kids saw a gun onTV?
They'd think guns are safe.

What if they saw a Republican who wasn't on trial for hate crimes?
They'd think Republicans weren't all evil.

What if they saw a white man who wasn't appologizing?
They'd think he wasn't privileged.

We MUST ban children under the age of 26 from watching TV. For their own good.

Posted by: RoyalOil at April 12, 2018 02:28 PM (YwV8E)

37 Passive aggressive bullshit... and probably an outright lie...

But if you say that, of course, you are worse than Hitler...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 02:28 PM (NgKpN)

38 is she related to Chris and his famous father ol what's his name Wallace?

Mort? Matt? Mike?

Posted by: DanMan at April 12, 2018 02:28 PM (XTiHL)

39 IIRC it was Glenn Beck you had a routine waaaaaay back in the day where he'd goof on this 'phenomenom' He'd do this high-pitched little kid voice and say things like, "I'm a three-month old baby, and..." and then go on about some random hobby horse.

Hilarious stuff. Anyone else remember that? Good times.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 12, 2018 02:28 PM (hXeKX)

40 Hey guys, can we stop pretending that TV Mika is anything other than a paid actor?

...Just like everyone else on TV?

Keeping Up with the Kardashians has writers and story boards.

Jersey Shore had writers and reshot plenty of scenes.

TV newsreaders are just that -- actors paid to read a script and emote in certain ways.

My intelligence is insulted when I'm told that the Kardashians and Mike are representative of real life.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 12, 2018 02:28 PM (F5+ro)

41 Mika*

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 12, 2018 02:28 PM (F5+ro)

42 Another day, another Children's Crusade.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 12, 2018 02:28 PM (Y13KO)

43
Tonight on Woke @ 8: my parental units are so dumb that it's a wonder they even know how to breathe.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (pNxlR)

44 Spock to Norelco. Spock to Norelco. Beam me up, then empty the photon torpedo magazine. This planet is unsavable.

Posted by: Blue Shirt Science at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (XANqg)

45 NO MORE WIRE HANGERS DONALD TRUMP!!!!!

Posted by: Nicole Dearest at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

46
My daughter used to be concerned with nuclear proliferation. And the Joos. We only talked in public about the nuclear proliferation.

Posted by: Jimmah Carter with yellow booties at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (LOgQ4)

47 My 6 year olds would start to parrot my indoctrination:

those tv ads are not real
they just want to make you buy stuff

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (hMwEB)

48 >>Nicole has all of the hallmarks of TDS, transference coupled with mental retardation.


IIRC, it was working with Sarah Palin on the McCain campaign that initially pushed her over the edge. She's been an active NeverRepublican ever since.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (W+vEI)

49 My kid says her kid's a snot-nosed punk.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

50 8 Kids know farting in the bathtub is fun.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 12, 2018 02:24 PM (4ErVI)

...

OT but hilarious.

I have an employee who is given to believe in chemtrails and everything he hears on the internet.

One of those things is some guy who jumps into a 50 degree bath every morning and so my CAD guy, who I'll call Charles, because that's his name, has taken to leaving the kid's bathwater in the tub overnight, and then jumping into in the morning when it's cooled down.

Anyway, good for him. But he's got a two year old also, who is very verbal, and he's been trying to talk her into peeing in the toilet instead of her diaper.

Her latest response?

Daddy, I don't need to pee in the toilet.

I pee in the tub.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 12, 2018 02:29 PM (yL25O)

51 This is like the Childrens' Crusade, except those children at least didn't sack their own country.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 12, 2018 02:30 PM (7ZVPa)

52 Turning your little kid into a screechy progtard might even be worse than giving them The Belt (TM) when they misbehave.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:30 PM (9TK8E)

53 Members of the Children's Crusade ended up as slaves in the Middle East...

Just sayin'

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at April 12, 2018 02:30 PM (AoK0a)

54 Don't worry. 12 years from now he'll be too "food insecure" to worry about it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 02:30 PM (kTQeF)

55 Is Nicole Wallace the nitwit who said Sarah Sanders should be fired for denigrating the intelligence of senators and reporters?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 02:30 PM (nBr1j)

56 Mika isn't worried about DJT kid, trust me on this.

Posted by: Joe's Zombie Intern Who Fell Vilently And Unexpectedly Into A Desk, Twice at April 12, 2018 02:30 PM (ty7RM)

57 Great, now Amy Schumer is telling my funny stories for me.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 12, 2018 02:30 PM (yL25O)

58 ...Daddy, I don't need to pee in the toilet.

I pee in the tub.

Posted by: Amy Shumer at April 12, 2018 02:30 PM (F5+ro)

59 Charles Cooke thinks it's pretty obvious that a 6 year old is just reflecting the weird emotional chaos in Nicole Wallace's fevered mind, and is less likely to be forming her own independent political analyses:

I find it annoying when anyone pretends that our young kids don't just react entirely to our own attitudes, and reflect our own views.

- Charles C. W. Cooke


There's an actual name for this, Ace: it's called

Clever Hans Syndrome.

Based on the 19th century freak-show horse named "Hans" that could correctly perform various mathematical calculations, in front of crowds.

Turns out the horse was simply responding to emotional/physical cues given of by the audience and trainer. The trainer would ask, "Hans, what is two times three?" and the horse would start stomping its foot. When he had stomped five times, the crowd would tense up in anticipation, on the sixth stomp, they would suppress a gasp, and so Hans would stop stomping. Amazing!

Then some guy tried to debunk the "act." He discovered that even the trainer didn't know it was fake! The debunker himself took Hans all alone to a lab and did the same thing, and Hand STILL did the calculations correctly! The trainer then realized that even he himself was giving off signals, no matter how hard he tried to suppress them.

Only when he asked Hans the question and then left the room so Hans couldn't "read" his emotions that the horse was unable to perform.

So the "Clever Hans Syndrome" refers to the fact that even experimenters/parents/performers aren;t influencing their subjects unwittingly[/i[.

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (42M22)

60 Kids say the darnedest things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (ycWCI)

61 And I find it discouraging that people will use their CHILDREN to attack politically....
=====

You wouldn't hit back at a child, would you? Send the kid out to run drugs, you wouldn't jail a child, would you? Etc.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (MIKMs)

62 experimenters/parents/performers aren;t influencing their subjects unwittingly[/i[.
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 02:31 PM (42M22)

...so... so... close

Posted by: The Barrel at April 12, 2018 02:32 PM (F5+ro)

63 "OT but hilarious.

I have an employee who is given to believe in chemtrails and everything he hears on the internet."

Sounds like my brother in law, except he rarely works so it's not him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 02:32 PM (kTQeF)

64 35 In my experience, kids start thinking critically around 12 or 13 years old, but are still likely to have their opinions influenced greatly by their parents' values (as they should).

Some time around 6 or 7 year olds they are able to identify hypocrisy, "Dad, put your seatbelt on. You tell me to."

I have no child-psychology studies to back this up, it's just my anecdotal experience.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 12, 2018 02:28 PM (lVlqi)

they start to think critically at about 12 or 13.... then hit puberty, and loose their cotton pickin minds for about 10 years...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 02:32 PM (NgKpN)

65 aren;t influencing their subjects unwittingly[/i[.
=
are influencing their subjects unwittingly.

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 02:32 PM (42M22)

66 Six year olds think Tide Pods are candy.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 02:32 PM (Vgz5H)

67 Hey guys, can we stop pretending that TV Mika is anything other than a paid actor?

Remember, MSNBC is where Debbie Hellmans-head/Schmiltz blew her reading of what was pre-written on the teleprompter. It's all scripted.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (oVJmc)

68 Woke will be then that kid dick punches her mom.

Posted by: MArcus T at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (ybuvI)

69 but imagine the uproar if someone showed a six year old saying "my daddy has a job because of President Trump"

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (KxbBq)

70 Dear Nicole: Please let your 6-year old make all decisions around
your house for a week then get back to us about the wisdom of children.
If you are still alive.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (MxEKc)

71 Sounds like my brother in law, except he rarely works so it's not him.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 02:32 PM (kTQeF)

Working is so ... bougie.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (F5+ro)

72 This is child abuse.

Call CPS.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (72PAC)

73 Leftists love trotting out their little kids as props.

For example, post-election:

Ana del Rocio Valderrama, who's chief of staff for Rep. Jessica Vega Pederson, D-Portland, made a tearful speech about trying to calm her 4-year-old's fears of a Trump administration.

That borders on child abuse.

Posted by: The ARC of History at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (Mrl1e)

74 Breaking......
'Republican' Analyst finds Actual Republican 'Scary'.
Surprisingly!

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at April 12, 2018 02:33 PM (PvCxa)

75 Well, CCC.W. Cooke wasn't busy this morning.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2018 02:34 PM (giT7q)

76 Nicolle Wallace is the kind of "republican" that made the GOP practically extinct in Clownifornia. Sara Palin made Nicolle "uncomfortable". Nicolle is a spineless worm who only wants to be liked by the "cool prog kids"....

Posted by: the Butcher at April 12, 2018 02:34 PM (DIosY)

77 All that's missing is the holding each other and crying.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 02:34 PM (NWiLs)

78 Wasn't there a post on DU or something, about a lefty parent trying to explain something or other to his child and they both cried?

I forget the details, but damn that leftist playbook has got to be totally worn out by now.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 12, 2018 02:34 PM (PFy0L)

79 Cue Che Che!

Posted by: Buzzion at April 12, 2018 02:34 PM (cAnNx)

80 We think we might have a spot for this kid in our intern program.

Posted by: One Eyed Harry and John Podesta at April 12, 2018 02:34 PM (ty7RM)

81
Hilarious stuff. Anyone else remember that? Good times.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 12, 2018 02:28 PM (hXeKX)


It was his side kicks, Stu and the other guy, and they'd parody the letters Barky claimed he was getting from really young kids asking him to solve the really difficult problems of our times. Their ages kept decreasing until some of them were writing letters to Barky from within their mothers' wombs.

They were hilarious. The lefties were appalled, of course.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 02:35 PM (pNxlR)

82 Yes, at age 6 I was deeply concerned about that constitutia-whatsa-thingy. You bet.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

83

What'chu talkin' bout, Wilson?

Posted by: Precocious WokeChild at April 12, 2018 02:35 PM (IqV8l)

84 If this Wallace person and Jim Acosta slammed their heads together it would sound like one of those Korean gongs.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 02:35 PM (nBr1j)

85 Kids? Pfft.

Even my youngest dog, whose not even 2, knows that Nicole Wallace is an ignorant slut.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 12, 2018 02:35 PM (kSock)

86 http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=181531


Would someone like to modify the CheChe comment for this post?

Posted by: Buzzion at April 12, 2018 02:36 PM (cAnNx)

87 Nicole Wallace's woke six year old is a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome. Sad!

Posted by: regular joe at April 12, 2018 02:36 PM (O50yS)

88 I dunno. Havent you lost the argument when all your alleged validation is coming from children?

Since when is the argument won with the phrase- well even the child agrees.

I could get a six year old to agree boogers taste good and should be a food group.

Posted by: MArcus T at April 12, 2018 02:36 PM (ybuvI)

89 Wasn't there a post on DU or something, about a lefty parent trying to explain something or other to his child and they both cried?

I forget the details, but damn that leftist playbook has got to be totally worn out by now.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 12, 2018 02:34 PM


Yeah, Che Che. I socked her for years here, then it got kinda old.

Posted by: CheChe at April 12, 2018 02:36 PM (LOgQ4)

90 My 8 year old grandson is parroting my indoctrination.
He was watching Nicole Wallace with me and asked, Grandpa, woule you do her?
Sure, says I. Bring me another beer will ya?
Boilermaker this time? he asks.
That's my boy! Another couple grand to you in the will.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2018 02:36 PM (0tfLf)

91 Twitter is stupid.

Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at April 12, 2018 02:36 PM (bBoSA)

92 52 Turning your little kid into a screechy progtard might even be worse than giving them The Belt (TM) when they misbehave.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:30 PM

They learn how to feel "good" and superior without doing anything "good". It is also known as posing.

Posted by: Lester at April 12, 2018 02:36 PM (LfJIn)

93 >>>I find it annoying when anyone pretends that our young kids don't just react entirely to our own attitudes, and reflect our own views.

I was a young kid driven to the doctor by my liberal father. We stopped at a light and there were two white police officers who had stopped a black guy. My father said something like "That's disgraceful! How racist!". I said nothing, but thought to myself "but we just got here. Maybe he did something wrong". Looking back, I think he was trying to condition me into having the "correct response". But I can't help perceiving distinctions like that. I can't stop that any more than I can stop seeing or hearing. I think that's what results in people eventually becoming conservative.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 02:36 PM (/qEW2)

94 I could get a six year old to agree boogers taste good and should be a food group.
Posted by: MArcus T at April 12, 2018 02:36 PM (ybuvI)

What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 02:36 PM (NWiLs)

95 >>My intelligence is insulted when I'm told that the Kardashians and Mike are representative of real life. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 12, 2018 02:28 PM (F5+ro)

This is correct. Kim Kardashian's ass is representative of a new covenant, represented by small jade ikons.

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 02:36 PM (Bdeb0)

96 Moe Scarhead is still on the air.......who knew.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 02:37 PM (EoRCO)

97 91 Twitter is stupid.
Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at April 12, 2018 02:36 PM (bBoSA)

Life is stupid.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 02:37 PM (NWiLs)

98 What's often lost when viewing the photo of a young Elian Gonzalez being held at gunpoint is that the jackbooted thug with the assault rife was just seeking wisdom.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:37 PM (Fqc6P)

99 Where's Che-Che when you need xim/xir?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Come See the New Trump Section at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2018 02:37 PM (hLRSq)

100 76 Nicolle Wallace is the kind of "republican" that made the GOP practically extinct in Clownifornia. Sara Palin made Nicolle "uncomfortable". Nicolle is a spineless worm who only wants to be liked by the "cool prog kids"....
Posted by: the Butcher at April 12, 2018 02:34 PM (DIosY)

Went to school at Berkley...

Nuff said....

Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 02:37 PM (NgKpN)

101 89.
DEAD HORSE MEMES?

HORDE SAID MAN SAID DOT COM

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 12, 2018 02:37 PM (fA1SL)

102 The left is all about 'magical" thinking.

It is always proved wrong.

The left will never change.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 02:38 PM (pw+jk)

103 Parents are supposed to be wise for their children and protect them for all the s**t in the world.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 02:38 PM (nBr1j)

104 98 What's often lost when viewing the photo of a young Elian Gonzalez being held at gunpoint is that the jackbooted thug with the assault rife was just seeking wisdom.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:37 PM (Fqc6P)

*cough*submachine gun*cough*

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2018 02:38 PM (NWiLs)

105 Twitter is stupid.

--------------------

The AI version will be out soon.

Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2018 02:38 PM (giT7q)

106 OT but hilarious.

I have an employee who is given to believe in chemtrails and everything he hears on the internet.

-----

Tell him it's OK, there are cloud beings, "sylphs," who eat the chemtrails. There are people who really believe that.

Posted by: josephistan at April 12, 2018 02:38 PM (7HtZB)

107 True story. Every time Hillary spoke on TV my dog growled. Does tha mean my dog is woke and smarter than the pollsters?

Posted by: MArcus T at April 12, 2018 02:38 PM (ybuvI)

108 Look Ma, no Hans!

Posted by: Mister Ed at April 12, 2018 02:38 PM (IqV8l)

109 At this point, I think the six year old would provide better campaign advice than her mom.

Mom, that's not a compliment.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 12, 2018 02:39 PM (H8S+R)

110 The problem with modern adults is that we never take the time to just un-plug.
You know?

Just turn off the Cell phone.
Turn off the Computer.
Turn off the TV.

...and just take some time to play with your feces.

Posted by: Nicole Wallace at April 12, 2018 02:39 PM (Fqc6P)

111 "Hyperemotive Solipsisms"! Whatta name for a band!

"And now . . . put your hands together for . . . HYPEREMOTIVE SOLIPSISMS!!!!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 02:39 PM (wQDH5)

112
50 OT but hilarious.

I have an employee who is given to believe in chemtrails and everything he hears on the internet.


Does he know about Roswell Rods? Those were fun; I miss them. Wonder what happened. Maybe newer camera technology isn't good enough to catch them flitting about.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2018 02:39 PM (v3pYe)

113 http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=181531

Would someone like to modify the CheChe comment for this post?

Posted by: Buzzion at April 12, 2018 02:36 PM


Wow. Twenty six comments on that thread. Must have been before I arrived. I don't think I've ever seen a thread that bereft of comments.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 12, 2018 02:39 PM (LOgQ4)

114 "Mom, what's Trump's take on string theory?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:39 PM (jfS/c)

115 Sippy cup > solipcisms

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2018 02:39 PM (wPiJc)

116 107 True story. Every time Hillary spoke on TV my dog growled. Does tha mean my dog is woke and smarter than the pollsters?
Posted by: MArcus T at April 12, 2018 02:38 PM (ybuvI)

Your dog was reading your emotions.
Good doggie!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 02:39 PM (hMwEB)

117 >>*cough*submachine gun*cough*


Seriously, I haven't seen that photo in 10-15 years.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:40 PM (Fqc6P)

118 Years ago somebody gave me a book--or it may have been a tape series--called Everything I Needed to Know in Life I Learned in Kindergarten.
I never listened to it.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 02:40 PM (nBr1j)

119 >>the jackbooted thug with the assault rife was just seeking wisdom. Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 02:37 PM (Fqc6P)

He'd just heard the story about sea-borne Elian receiving The Mysteries in dolphin-speak.

Posted by: Zod at April 12, 2018 02:40 PM (Bdeb0)

120 111 "Hyperemotive Solipsisms"! Whatta name for a band!

"And now . . . put your hands together for . . . HYPEREMOTIVE SOLIPSISMS!!!!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 02:39 PM (wQDH5)

I saw Hypermotive Solipsisms open for Overused Memes, in Chicago, in 79....

Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 02:41 PM (NgKpN)

121 Should I have any idea who Nicole Wallace is?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:41 PM (jfS/c)

122 Nicholl also thinks bedazzling her who ha is a good idea.

Posted by: Archer at April 12, 2018 02:41 PM (gbWkA)

123 When I was five I went to a Betty Ford campaign rally for the 76 election. I have vague memories of it, but I had absolutely no idea what was going on.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 12, 2018 02:41 PM (xPl2J)

124 someone should tell her she needs help

big.time.

Posted by: concrete girl at April 12, 2018 02:42 PM (h9wAA)

125 I remember having long intellectual discussions with my dad about the Tet offensive when I was 6. Walter Cronkite was my main source of information on the subject.

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 02:42 PM (TGrKk)

126 107 True story. Every time Hillary spoke on TV my dog growled. Does tha mean my dog is woke and smarter than the pollsters?

Posted by: MArcus T at April 12, 2018 02:38 PM (ybuvI)

That is not why your dog is smarter than pollsters.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 12, 2018 02:42 PM (Dp6qK)

127 Don't worry. 12 years from now he'll be too "food insecure" to worry about it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 02:30 PM (kTQeF)


You are too clever comrade. consider your rations "increased".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Come See the New Trump Section at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2018 02:42 PM (hLRSq)

128 101 89.
DEAD HORSE MEMES?

HORDE SAID MAN SAID DOT COM


watch out for the four horse memes of the apocalypse.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2018 02:42 PM (sGtp+)

129 What I can't work out is why people do this. Do they think its compelling or convincing? Do they think it wins hearts and minds?

Everyone who reads it goes "my ass" they aren't pulled in by its searing power. They all know its a bunch of crap even if they make the "oh yes, your child really is talented" usual noise

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:42 PM (39g3+)

130 Sure a six year old is full of insight but I want to go to what a 4 year old would think. I mean because the younger the person the more knowledge and life experience they have.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 02:43 PM (pw+jk)

131 Anybody else in SE WI or Northern IL burbs getting a tornado siren? I don't see anything on the radar but it's blasting away.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:43 PM (lwiT4)

132 Honestly no 6 year old should be subjected to political drama. Why does Nicole want her kid to feel worried and unsafe?i

It reminds me of that story of a teen who killed herself coz of her white privilege guilt that her mom had started instilling in her from childhood.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 02:43 PM (hMwEB)

133 I'm going to vent for a minute. Good friend just texted me a headline about Trump and how he/his lawyer covered up his sexual piccadillos by paying to kill a Trump rumor. She texted that "You couldn't make this stuff up."

I proceeded to 'splain to her that plenty of women who accused Bill Clinton of rape were threatened by Hillary, who made them shut up and go away, and nothing was done. She then "wondered why the media didn't say anything about it???"

I mentioned Hilary's little SCIF problem, with her illegal maid printing documents and bringing them to her, and asked if she had heard about that? Now, as a former State person, I am admittedly more attuned to issues with State goings on than the average Wacoan, and I also have peeps on the inside giving me info. But this was in the news. You had to look for it, because it wasn't covered by CNN, the Alphabets, etc. But bless her heart, she is just shocked, shocked I say, that the media isn't providing this information.

I guess she thinks I'm lying.

Okay, rant off. Thanks for listening. (Or reading)

Posted by: moki at April 12, 2018 02:43 PM (V+V48)

134 I could get a six year old to agree boogers taste good and should be a food group.


*******

Some truths are irrefutable.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2018 02:43 PM (wPiJc)

135 Nicole Wallace might be able to blow her nose if her brain was fissile.

Posted by: maddogg at April 12, 2018 02:43 PM (pLZFu)

136 Wow. Twenty six comments on that thread. Must have been before I arrived. I don't think I've ever seen a thread that bereft of comments.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic


Possibly an enstompening.

When a cob posts, then Ace stomps on them and posts right after them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 02:44 PM (Vgz5H)

137
True story. Every time Hillary spoke on TV my dog growled. Does tha mean my dog is woke and smarter than the pollsters?

Posted by: MArcus T at April 12, 2018 02:38 PM (ybuvI)


Or he's just like the rest of us and the screeching hurt his ears too

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 02:44 PM (lKyWE)

138 Aetius451AD: "Kids say the darnedest things."

I was going to say, "Campaign consultants say the darnedest things."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 12, 2018 02:44 PM (H8S+R)

139 When I was six, I was trying to learn how to tie my own shoes and watching a moon lift off on TV with my mom. I think I started watching Sesame Street around then. Would have been about 1972.

I didn't even know Nixon existed, let alone who was president. I didn't care.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:44 PM (39g3+)

140 125 I remember having long intellectual discussions with my dad about the Tet offensive when I was 6. Walter Cronkite was my main source of information on the subject.
Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 02:42 PM (TGrKk)

Yeah.... I wanted to talk to my neighbor about that when I was 9...

But he was busy flying B-52 over Viet Nam...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 12, 2018 02:44 PM (NgKpN)

141 Should I have any idea who Nicole Wallace is?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:41 PM (jfS/c)


She isn't half the mother Nicole Watterson is.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Come See the New Trump Section at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2018 02:44 PM (hLRSq)

142 131; grammie, it's a statewide test. you can come out of the basement now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 02:45 PM (KP5rU)

143 I remember being about six years old and telling my parents that I was sick of Watergate and wished it would go away.

I didn't have any searing commentary about it, I just wanted to watch something else on TV.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 12, 2018 02:45 PM (MX7xj)

144 Anybody else in SE WI or Northern IL burbs getting a tornado siren? I don't see anything on the radar but it's blasting away.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:43 PM


Nothing on radar? Not to worry.

Posted by: Vlad Putin at April 12, 2018 02:45 PM (LOgQ4)

145
When a cob posts, then Ace stomps on them and posts right after them.
Posted by: rickb223


When cobs cry

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 02:45 PM (IqV8l)

146 Should I have any idea who Nicole Wallace is?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 12, 2018 02:41 PM (jfS/c)
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No, but keep an eye on her 6-year-old. That kid is going places.

Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 02:45 PM (O31SA)

147 It reminds me of that story of a teen who killed herself coz of her white privilege guilt that her mom had started instilling in her from childhood.

Makes me think of that unspeakable bitch who convinced her little son she was throwing him out of the house for supporting Trump in a mock election at school. I'm opposed to hitting girls but I won't lie, I made a fist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:45 PM (39g3+)

148 105 Twitter is stupid.

--------------------

The AI version will be out soon.
Posted by: RioBravo at April 12, 2018 02:38 PM (giT7q)

It will go berserk and try to destroy the world with cat videos.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 02:45 PM (RD7QR)

149 Nicole Wallace was doing the Tide Pod challenge a year ago.

Pathfinder she is.... and smahrt.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 12, 2018 02:45 PM (pw+jk)

150 grammie, it's a statewide test. you can come out of the basement now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 02:45 PM (KP5rU)
===================

But that's where all the gin is.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:46 PM (lwiT4)

151 "When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another..."


It's way past time for the Insane People's Republic of Fcuking Bonkers to declare their Independence.

Load them onto a mothballed carrier, christen it the Mayflower II and send them on their way.

Posted by: ryan, patriot at April 12, 2018 02:46 PM (aYKMr)

152 I was in Grade 4 when I heard the news about the JFK assassination. Nobody wanted my opinion.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 02:46 PM (nBr1j)

153 Everyone who reads it goes "my ass" they aren't pulled in by its searing power. They all know its a bunch of crap even if they make the "oh yes, your child really is talented" usual noise
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:42 PM (39g3+)

I think you have too high an opinion of people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2018 02:46 PM (ycWCI)

154 My six year old just told me quantum physics is bullshit. Finally. Validation.

Posted by: MArcus T at April 12, 2018 02:46 PM (ybuvI)

155
True story. Every time Hillary spoke on TV my dog growled. Does tha mean my dog is woke and smarter than the pollsters?
Posted by: MArcus T


Does your dog bite?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 02:46 PM (IqV8l)

156 105 & 148.
Ha! The few AI bots connected to Twitter usually end up going Nazi in a matter of hours.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 12, 2018 02:46 PM (fA1SL)

157 Jay,Nicole Wallace was the McCain capaign aide who purposely sabotaged Sarah Palin.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2018 02:46 PM (LiyEm)

158
Anybody else in SE WI or Northern IL burbs getting a tornado siren? I don't see anything on the radar but it's blasting away.
=====

When does your area do regular testing? Mine is first Tuesday of the month. Only time I really worry is when weather looks nasty and they do it.

Posted by: mustbequantum at April 12, 2018 02:47 PM (MIKMs)

159 150 grammie, it's a statewide test. you can come out of the basement now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 02:45 PM (KP5rU)
===================

But that's where all the gin is.
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:46 PM (lwiT4)

I would have thought your gin was in the bath tub.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 02:47 PM (nBr1j)

160 Trump is an idiot. Now give me a cookie and pull my finger.

Posted by: MArcus T at April 12, 2018 02:47 PM (ybuvI)

161 Does her kid have any stock tips?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 02:47 PM (oVJmc)

162 Posted by: moki at April 12, 2018 02:43 PM (V+V4

Good of you to try to educate her. Maybe some day she'll see the light.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 02:47 PM (tpDAe)

163 Thing 2 is six years old. He's an environmentalist. He likes to pee on trees.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:47 PM (lwiT4)

164 The few AI bots connected to Twitter usually end up going Nazi in a matter of hours.

That was one of the most hilarious experiments I've ever seen

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:48 PM (39g3+)

165 True story. Every time Hillary spoke on TV my dog growled. Does tha mean my dog is woke and smarter than the pollsters?
Posted by: MArcus T

Well, he is certainly better than some voters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2018 02:48 PM (ycWCI)

166 I'd bet my retirement money that Wallace is lying.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 02:48 PM (s9DTK)

167 True story. Every time Hillary spoke on TV my dog growled. Does tha mean my dog is woke and smarter than the pollsters?
Posted by: MArcus T

Does your dog bite?

-----------

This is how dogs were used in the Terminator.

Posted by: SH at April 12, 2018 02:48 PM (sX1BW)

168 I don't have any kids, but my viable sperm all kinds of political opinions they'd like to share with the world, if only they had mouths.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 12, 2018 02:48 PM (bZ7mE)

169 I would have thought your gin was in the bath tub.

It ain't bath night.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 02:48 PM (oVJmc)

170 Nicolle Wallace (nee Devenish; February 4, 1972)[1] is an American journalist, author, anchor of Deadline: White House, and chief political analyst for MSNBC and NBC News. She served as the White House Communications Director during the presidency of George W. Bush and in his 2004 re-election campaign. In 2008, Wallace also served as a senior advisor for the McCain-Palin campaign. She was a co-host of the long-running talk show The View and is a frequent contributor and guest host on MSNBC programs The 11th Hour with Brian Williams and Morning Joe, as well as on NBC's Today Show.

I am overwhelmed by the conservative gravitas.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 12, 2018 02:48 PM (tVWQB)

171 This kid obviously possesses superior intellect to anyone ten, fifteen, twenty times his age. Much as we like 120-year olds, and plan to run a bunch of them, we need him. Kids like him never lie and are just fonts of absolute and undeniable truth. Can you postpone his soccer practice so he can start drafting gun control legislation immediately?

Posted by: Congressional Democrats at April 12, 2018 02:48 PM (wx6iv)

172 147 that wss a bitch and a half

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at April 12, 2018 02:48 PM (hMwEB)

173 I would have thought your gin was in the bath tub.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 02:47 PM (nBr1j)
===============

That's where Rev sleeps at night.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:48 PM (lwiT4)

174 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 02:47 PM (oVJmc)

When this subject came up before in a prior thread there were all kinds of investment advice attributed to moppets. Much of that thread was hilarious.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 02:49 PM (tpDAe)

175 Grammie Winger

Me too!

Posted by: maddogg at April 12, 2018 02:49 PM (pLZFu)

176
Nicole, Nicole, Nicole. Don't be waving around your WAF 6-yr-old at me like I'm supposed to pay attention to what it says. Anything it says is an imitation of you so you'll approve of it. This ain't rocket surgery.


I certainly didn't listen when a gaggle of HS kids tried to tell me about gun control. Because they have limited life experience from which to speak and also because hormones. Plus, coached by professional community organizer Progtards.

No. Just, no.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 02:49 PM (GdWl+)

177 I was a young kid driven to the doctor by my liberal father. We stopped at a light and there were two white police officers who had stopped a black guy. My father said something like "That's disgraceful! How racist!". I said nothing, but thought to myself "but we just got here. Maybe he did something wrong". Looking back, I think he was trying to condition me into having the "correct response". But I can't help perceiving distinctions like that. I can't stop that any more than I can stop seeing or hearing. I think that's what results in people eventually becoming conservative.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


Your story reminds me of an incident my next-door neighbor recently recounted to me -- this is jew-dropping:

My neighbor's ten-year-old daughter was on the school bus going to school, and while it was stopped at a stop light, a black guy came sprinting down the block, pulled open the doors, jumped aboard, and commanded the driver to "Drive! Just drive!"

Turns out he was fleeing from the police, who had just caught him red-handed stealing an iPhone. The driver stayed put, and moments later the cops, in pursuit, also jumped on board and tackled the guy and handcuffed and dragged him away.

Then the driver continued to the school, recounted what happened, and it became a Very Big Deal. The kids on the bus were not allowed to go to class, but first had to all go to the nurse's office to be checked out, and then the school brought in a phalanx of emergency counselors to "help" the kids.

What did the counselors do? Help the kids "process" their "trauma"?

No!

Instead, the counselors were concerned with only ONE thing: That the incident would make all the kids have racist thoughts!

As the ten-year-old daughter later recounted to her mom (my neighbor), for the next several hours the counselors badgered the kids about their feelings about black men, and did they think they were all criminals, and isn't that a terrible thing to think and maybe the guy was innocent, and maybe the cops wee the bad guys, and maybe you shouldn't all turn into racists, think about your ten-year-old White Privilege, the cops don't chase YOU around do they?

Only after the school administration was convinced that the incident hadn't generated a class full of racist bigots where the kids allowed to go back to class.

Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 02:49 PM (42M22)

178 Is that how it works? Because next time I have a trigonometry problem, I know where to go.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2018 02:49 PM (ybuvI)

179 164. The take away from these experiments is - DO NOT connect AI to the web in a world that includes the chans. You will live to regret it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 12, 2018 02:49 PM (fA1SL)

180 Anybody else in SE WI or Northern IL burbs getting a tornado siren? I don't see anything on the radar but it's blasting away.



Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:43 PM


Tornado sirens are going off here SW of Minneapolis Minnesota.

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 02:49 PM (TGrKk)

181 Nicole Wallace is an unfit parent, IMO.

Yes, immerse your poor child in toxic politics.

He should be watching Sesame Street, you twatwaffle.

I want to smack women upside the head when I hear this crap. And I would say something IRL, if I knew someone this self-centered.

Seriously. I would rip her a new one if I was on twitter. She would not be able to sit down for a week.

Plus, if you think a 6 year old is who should be making decisions about the country, that explains the Hogg worship.
Six yos also believe in Santa Claus and The Easter Bunny. So should we.

The stupid is gonna kill me.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 02:49 PM (130AC)

182 So who forces their 6 year old watch Morning Joe besides this bitch? Were there no cartoons on? Nice mother.
Or...perhaps she lies?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 02:49 PM (O5Q3r)

183 >>Should I have any idea who Nicole Wallace is?



GOP campaign consultant, responsible for John McCain becoming president

I think she and Steve Schmidt, Ana Navarro, the bald dude are not Republican or conservative, they just decided to specialize in GOP campaigns because there was less competition.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 02:49 PM (W+vEI)

184 Wow this kid is gonna give Mr. Hogg a run for his money

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2018 02:49 PM (O2RFr)

185 Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:43 PM (lwiT4)

Gotta be a programming glitch on your town's siren. Nothing in DeKalb or Kane Cos.

Could they be doing maintanance and stuck a wire in the wrong spot?

Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at April 12, 2018 02:50 PM (bBoSA)

186 Six yos also believe in Santa Claus and The Easter Bunny. So should we.

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Well, our side is Santa Clause.

Posted by: SH at April 12, 2018 02:50 PM (sX1BW)

187 If that six-yr-old had said something about how silly it is that some boys think they're girls, Wallace would have gone to jail.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 02:50 PM (nBr1j)

188 143 I remember being about six years old and telling my parents that I was sick of Watergate and wished it would go away.

I didn't have any searing commentary about it, I just wanted to watch something else on TV.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 12, 2018

*
*
I was 21 and I said the same thing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 02:50 PM (wQDH5)

189

Little Girl: Sounds like a subdural hematoma to me.

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Oh, it does, does it? Well, it's not your job to diagnose.

Little Girl: But I thought...

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: You thought, you thought. Just go. Three years of nursery school and you think you know it all. Well, you're still wet behind the ears. It's not a subdural hematoma. It's *epidural*. Ha.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 02:51 PM (oVJmc)

190 143 I remember being about six years old and telling my parents that I was sick of Watergate and wished it would go away.

I didn't have any searing commentary about it, I just wanted to watch something else on TV.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 12, 2018
*
*
I was 21 and I said the same thing.

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I'm still saying it - 42 years later.

Posted by: SH at April 12, 2018 02:51 PM (sX1BW)

191 Can you believe this shit?

I mean you have a rampaging special counsel violating all norms and standards as a defacto arm of the Democrat party and Trump is the problem!

Posted by: MAGA at April 12, 2018 02:51 PM (9XoQN)

192 Let's hope Wallace's son never makes some offhand remark about being a girl because next thing you know he'll be at a doctor's office getting injections.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 12, 2018 02:51 PM (xPl2J)

193 It was actually the pitch of Hillarys voice my dog responded to. I am not one of those emotional tv watchers who curses at the tv. The dog was just very irritated by her voice.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2018 02:51 PM (ybuvI)

194 150 grammie, it's a statewide test. you can come out of the basement now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 02:45 PM (KP5rU)
===================

But that's where all the gin is.
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:46 PM (lwiT4)

Poor planning. You need to hide some gin upstairs.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 02:51 PM (RD7QR)

195
That was one of the most hilarious experiments I've ever seen

You'd like the one where Siri and Cortana talk to each other.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 02:51 PM (GdWl+)

196 Tornado sirens are going off here SW of Minneapolis Minnesota.
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Chavez says WI is having a statewide test. Wonder if that's what you're hearing?

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:51 PM (lwiT4)

197 When my son was six he was obsessed with ambulances. Obsessed. I did not consult him on healthcare policy.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 02:51 PM (W+vEI)

198 I hope this Nicole chick and her husband are saving lots of money for this kids therapy. B/c if this is her parenting style, he is gonna need it.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 02:51 PM (130AC)

199 Only after the school administration was convinced that the incident hadn't generated a class full of racist bigots where the kids allowed to go back to class.

Home
School

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:52 PM (39g3+)

200 168 I don't have any kids, but my viable sperm all kinds of political opinions they'd like to share with the world, if only they had mouths.
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 12, 2018 02:48 PM (bZ7mE)

"They can always have MY mouth!"

--Shemp Smith

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:52 PM (9TK8E)

201 You need to hide some gin upstairs.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 02:51 PM (RD7QR)
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I did. But then lunchtime came.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:52 PM (lwiT4)

202 With conservative stalwarts like Steve Schmidt and Nichole Wallace running his campaign, it such a surprise that McCain lost.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 12, 2018 02:52 PM (OD2ni)

203 202 With conservative stalwarts like Steve Schmidt and Nichole Wallace running his campaign, it such a surprise that McCain lost.

Yes I remember they were responsible for the destruction of Sarah Palin....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2018 02:53 PM (O2RFr)

204
I remember smack dab in the middle of the Cuban Missile Crisis my little town did a siren test. One minute long was okay. Three minute long was the 'real deal'. Somebody hit the three minute long button.

I noticed. Lost a perfectly good pair of Fruit of the Looms.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 12, 2018 02:53 PM (LOgQ4)

205 Nicole Wallace's six year old favorites:

Snack: Apple slices, kale
Books: To Kill A Mockingbird. Grape of Wrath
Poet: Maya Angelou
Presidents: FDR, Barrack Obama
Speech: I Have A Dream


Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2018 02:53 PM (MxEKc)

206 Her 6 year old is still wearing pull-ups.

Posted by: Roy at April 12, 2018 02:53 PM (7n4KQ)

207 When young Wallace, by age 7, decides to transition, I'm sure WokeMomma will fully support his breast implant surgery and hormone therapy.

Posted by: Fritz at April 12, 2018 02:53 PM (2Mnv1)

208 I remember when I was six, watching the Vietnam War reports on TV and getting into deep discussion about what a cuck LBJ was.

Pure BS.

Posted by: Cheri at April 12, 2018 02:53 PM (oiNtH)

209 202 Ha,they probably voted for Obama.Shit,McCain probably voted for Obama.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2018 02:54 PM (LiyEm)

210 Anybody else in SE WI or Northern IL burbs getting a tornado siren? I don't see anything on the radar but it's blasting away.
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:43 PM (lwiT4)

Nothing to worry about. Testing. Heard about it on the radio this morning.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 12, 2018 02:54 PM (z79tQ)

211 201 You need to hide some gin upstairs.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 02:51 PM (RD7QR)
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I did. But then lunchtime came.
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:52 PM (lwiT4)

Pre-game warmup for Wrigley?

Posted by: Roy at April 12, 2018 02:54 PM (7n4KQ)

212 My five year old just told me he is worried about the posse comitatus

Posted by: Mega at April 12, 2018 02:54 PM (56PvY)

213 Just when you thought the msm could not be more imbecilic.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at April 12, 2018 02:55 PM (Ftuf+)

214 C'mon. mom! Why can't I watch the Three Stooges like all the other kids!

Posted by: Nicole Wallace's Kid at April 12, 2018 02:55 PM (O5Q3r)

215 202 With conservative stalwarts like Steve Schmidt and Nichole Wallace running his campaign, it such a surprise that McCain lost.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 12, 2018 02:52 PM (OD2ni)

I still can't figure out why Scott Walker decided to go with McCain retreads for his 2016 campaign...

(or am I wrong, and it was Romney retreads?)

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:55 PM (9TK8E)

216 Just when you thought the msm could not be more imbecilic.

------------

I have never thought that.

Posted by: SH at April 12, 2018 02:55 PM (sX1BW)

217 // posts overwrought public tweet tagging public figure with transparent intent to use child as political prop for agitating easily agitatable twitter so people outside the MSNBC bubble might actually recognize her name thereby justifying the precious blue checkmark

// 5 minutes later after getting totally predictable reaction

LOL LOOK Y'ALL TRIGGERD VERY SURPRISE AT UR RUSTLED JIMMIES DON'T BRING MY KID INTO THIS

Posted by: Nicole "Friends with J Tapper Like FOREVER" Wallace at April 12, 2018 02:55 PM (wx6iv)

218 163 Thing 2 is six years old. He's an environmentalist. He likes to pee on trees.

is he an environmentalist, or is he trying to take ownership of the world one tree at a time?

Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (v3pYe)

219 Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2018 02:51 PM (ybuvI)

"Why am I not ahead by 50 points?" may have driven the dog over the edge. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (tpDAe)

220 Chavez says WI is having a statewide test. Wonder if that's what you're hearing?




Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:51 PM (lwiT4)
Do they have nuclear powered Tornado Sirens in WI?

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (TGrKk)

221 216 Just when you thought the msm could not be more imbecilic.

------------

I have never thought that.
Posted by: SH at April 12, 2018 02:55 PM (sX1BW)

They have not yet begun to peak.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (nBr1j)

222 I remember being a wee lad and hearing that Nixon got kicked out of the White House. I was worried about where he was going to live now.

Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (J70i0)

223 Pre-game warmup for Wrigley?

Posted by: Roy at April 12, 2018 02:54 PM (7n4KQ)
=================

Oh CRAP! Is it an afternoon game? CRAP

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (lwiT4)

224 209 202 Ha,they probably voted for Obama.Shit,McCain probably voted for Obama.
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2018 02:54 PM (LiyEm)


I've never been as sure of anything in my life as I am sure that Songbird "Tumors" McPlanecrash voted for King Barry over himself.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (9TK8E)

225 201 You need to hide some gin upstairs.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 02:51 PM (RD7QR)
===============

I did. But then lunchtime came.
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:52 PM (lwiT4)

I think I see a problem here.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (RD7QR)

226 My favorite was when George Snuffleupagas, in deep seriousness, told us his 12 yr old daughter cried when Trump won because now she wouldn't be able to get an abortion.

Where does one begin with such 3-dimensional idiocy?

Posted by: Margarita, voyaging to the edge of crisp at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (0jtPF)

227 We have a country that is ruled by not upsetting the children. Quite a dystopian novel in the making. Children of the Corn comes to mind.

Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (2LelM)

228
Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 02:49 PM

Wow, that was jew dropping!

Glad I live in Deploraville.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (IqV8l)

229
"Why am I not ahead by 50 points?" may have driven the dog over the edge. ;^)
Did anybody answer her question?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 02:57 PM (nBr1j)

230 223 Pre-game warmup for Wrigley?

Posted by: Roy at April 12, 2018 02:54 PM (7n4KQ)
=================

Oh CRAP! Is it an afternoon game? CRAP
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (lwiT4)

That's why I stick with vodka.

Posted by: Roy at April 12, 2018 02:57 PM (7n4KQ)

231 need a new hashtag, "otherRevelationsFromNicolesWokeKid

Nicole's 6 year old knows mommy has a drinking problem, why doesn't Mommy know?

Nicole'sWokeKid wishes Mom would tell him a story and stop swearing while drunk, #MakeMommyStop

Posted by: illiniwek at April 12, 2018 02:57 PM (bT8Z4)

232 Her kid also sent her a link to School House Rock so she could learn about Bills so they could discuss afterwards.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 02:57 PM (s9DTK)

233 brb, going to ask my five year old niece how to debug this asynchronous c# component

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 02:57 PM (AM5/F)

234
I totally got the monolith scene from 2001 Space Oddyesy when I was 7

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 02:57 PM (lKyWE)

235 224 209 202 Ha,they probably voted for Obama.Shit,McCain probably voted for Obama.
Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2018 02:54 PM (LiyEm)


I've never been as sure of anything in my life as I am sure that Songbird "Tumors" McPlanecrash voted for King Barry over himself.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (9TK8E)

Maverick!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 12, 2018 02:57 PM (ycWCI)

236 "Yes I remember they were responsible for the destruction of Sarah Palin....

Posted by: It's me donna"


Yup. And she cemented her media darling status by proudly voting for Obama in 2008 because Palin was so "awful." She is a backstabbing bitch but it has paid off for her very well. Like Tessio, Nichole was always smarter than the other RINO's that worked for McCain.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 12, 2018 02:57 PM (OD2ni)

237 In addition, the house spiders have some commentary re: economic policies with China that they'd like to share.

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 12, 2018 02:57 PM (bZ7mE)

238 Anybody else in SE WI or Northern IL burbs getting a tornado siren? I don't see anything on the radar but it's blasting away.


Its a test
There will be a followup quiz.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 12, 2018 02:57 PM (xBSm0)

239 Nicole Wallace is backstabbing bitch.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 02:58 PM (PvFoN)

240 This opens an opportunity for Trump. He can proclaim free candy for teh childrum and mop up at the ballot box.

Posted by: Gumby at April 12, 2018 02:58 PM (2LelM)

241 We're Guided By Six-Year-Olds!

Posted by: Democrats In 2020! at April 12, 2018 02:58 PM (2z74n)

242 #SendBackMommy'sMeds

Posted by: Roy at April 12, 2018 02:58 PM (7n4KQ)

243 Isn't that Mika's one job? to look "worried"?

I bet she practices that face several hours a week!

She's even got it nuanced to several levels..

"Hmm.. I think this deserves a worried look with a dash of concern.."

"Oh yeah.. mildly worried with 2 shots of disgust.. killed it!"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 12, 2018 02:58 PM (so+oy)

244 Nicole is nothing but a useless cunt. It's worth a barreling to get that off my chest

Posted by: REDACTED at April 12, 2018 02:58 PM (VWsDy)

245 This is the best thing to happen to the country. Get it in the open now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 12, 2018 02:58 PM (89T5c)

246 218 163 Thing 2 is six years old. He's an environmentalist. He likes to pee on trees.

is he an environmentalist, or is he trying to take ownership of the world one tree at a time?
Posted by: Anachronda at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (v3pYe)


Or, toxic masculinity?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 02:58 PM (130AC)

247 Wasn't little Chelsea Clinton running around quoting Mao's little red book of crapola when she was six.....

"Political power and loads of cash come from the barrel of a gun and Daddy and Momma's crime family foundation."

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2018 02:59 PM (EoRCO)

248 niece said something about bugs being gross.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 02:59 PM (AM5/F)

249 The thing is, we've all been six years old. And we know how little 6 year olds care about politics. She is simply parroting back what Mommie wants to hear, because that's what 6 year olds do. And yeah, pretty much had it up to here with the wisdom of children.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 12, 2018 02:59 PM (5HBd1)

250 At six years old Vietnam was just cranking up and hippies. Dirty smelly hippies.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 12, 2018 02:59 PM (s9DTK)

251 You have my assurances that no Pokemon will ever be "woke"

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 12, 2018 03:00 PM (Q9dnf)

252
I am sure in that house that little boy will soon be convinced he is a girl.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2018 03:00 PM (r+sAi)

253 remember marginalized people means folks who don't live here but the left would like to import en masse as new voters.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 12, 2018 03:00 PM (Kuhyt)

254 Do black people persons of color have tornado drills?
Isn't this just more white privilege?

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 12, 2018 03:00 PM (xBSm0)

255 249 The thing is, we've all been six years old. And we know how little 6 year olds care about politics. She is simply parroting back what Mommie wants to hear, because that's what 6 year olds do. And yeah, pretty much had it up to here with the wisdom of children.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 12, 2018 02:59 PM (5HBd1)

Even when I was 6, I didn't like telling people what they want to hear.

I still don't.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 03:00 PM (9TK8E)

256 248 niece said something about bugs being gross.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at April 12, 2018 02:59 PM (AM5/F)

So she's an environmentalist too?

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 03:00 PM (RD7QR)

257 So Mueller got RNC financial info via Cohen's computer? I wish we had a real AG instead of a used kotex

Posted by: CN at April 12, 2018 03:00 PM (5gaNQ)

258 I like that her daughter speaks with hashtags and twitter handles.

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 03:00 PM (2z74n)

259 My neighbor's 5 year old was lamenting the wave-particle duality of light. He's very bright.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 12, 2018 03:00 PM (H8S+R)

260 I read that a recent poll had overall support of Hogg and his Kids Krusade at around 22%, which doesn't mean much because polling is crap but its hilarious if the story is true, because you just know that's not what the polling organization or the news outfit wanted to see.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 03:01 PM (39g3+)

261 And yeah, pretty much had it up to here with the wisdom of children.
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 12, 2018 02:59 PM (5HBd1)

Nicole Wallace's appeal to authority is to a child.


Revealing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2018 03:01 PM (Dp6qK)

262 Do a little research, people.
That company that makes Gummi Bears is run by 6 year olds.

They seem to be doing a pretty good job to me.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 03:01 PM (Fqc6P)

263 ...our young kids don't just react entirely to our own attitudes, and reflect our own views.


*********

True story: When I was in the Army I was checking up on a kid (maybe 4 or 5 yeaars old) who had had an IV catheter removed. The bandaid had only partially stuck and was flapping in the breeze. The father (a junior noncom) and the little boy were the only ones in the room.

I said, "Well, that didn't stick very well did it?"

The little boy said, "Yeah! Cheap-ass Army band-aid!"

First time I ever saw a black man blush.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2018 03:01 PM (wPiJc)

264 I like the way Rush Limbaugh refers to the Clintons:

Clinton Crime Foundation

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 03:01 PM (tpDAe)

265 twitter is full of based six year old children dropping the mic on woke sjw 7 year olds.

I saw the instapundit had a pic of a law student who thinks that 1A doesn't apply to making marginalized peoples sad.

cucks.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 12, 2018 03:01 PM (Kuhyt)

266 i was six in 1960. i remember telling my dad that nixon was a penis sipper, and that he hated puppies. that's the last thing i remember from that year.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 03:01 PM (KP5rU)

267 180 Anybody else in SE WI or Northern IL burbs getting a tornado siren? I don't see anything on the radar but it's blasting away.


Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:43 PM

Tornado sirens are going off here SW of Minneapolis Minnesota.

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 02:49 PM


Moscow in Flames!!
Missiles headed towards NY!

Film at 11.

This is CNN.....

Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2018 03:01 PM (0tfLf)

268 Even when I was 6, I didn't like telling people what they want to hear.

I still don't.


I didn't wanna hear that

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 03:01 PM (39g3+)

269 Only thing more obnoxious than an obnoxious Lib is their obnoxiously phony precocious kid.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 12, 2018 03:01 PM (xqfqx)

270 261 Nicole Wallace's appeal to authority is to a child.


Revealing.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2018 03:01 PM (Dp6qK)

I know she doesn't deserve fairness, but isn't it more "appeal to guilt"?

Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 03:02 PM (9TK8E)

271 This is boring me...

What's on The Gorilla Channel?

Posted by: Donald Trump's Presidential Forhead Merkin at April 12, 2018 03:02 PM (Fqc6P)

272 When Paul Ryan's wife gifts you his wardrobe. But the pants lack the crotch space for all of The Paolo.

Posted by: Paolo Problems at April 12, 2018 03:02 PM (Q9dnf)

273 I feel awful about this, Nicole.

Maybe she needs to take a vacation.

To Jeff Epstein's island.

With Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2018 03:02 PM (KeCMO)

274 read that a recent poll had overall support of Hogg and his Kids Krusade at around 22%"

yeah, polls are weird. Things that a majoirty of people want are controversial and weird but crap like camera-hogg is all CNN plays.

Then again, CNN has no ratings. It's a shame the idiot FOX news doesn't ignore the left hype machine and focus on things the people want. Stop being reactionary.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 12, 2018 03:02 PM (Kuhyt)

275 She is the conservative voice on NBC, yes?

Posted by: Monk at April 12, 2018 03:03 PM (CVs5m)

276 Show me on the doll where the mean POTUS touched you. It was right there wasn't it? Wasn't it? you need to remember that when they ask, just like we rehearsed.

Posted by: Nikhole Wallace at April 12, 2018 03:03 PM (kTQeF)

277
#MyOtherKidIsWokeAsShit

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 03:03 PM (pNxlR)

278
Why, when I was 4, I recall watching the Kennedy-Nixon debates live just like it was yesterday. I was particularly interested in hearing
how Kennedy was going to address the growing threat of a nuclear Russia that was looking to expand into the West in Cuba.

Yeah, right.


I had no idea what was going on, it was just two guys talking about something on TV, which adults did a lot of for some weird reason.

They still do.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 03:03 PM (GdWl+)

279 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 12, 2018 03:02 PM (KeCMO)

Even she doesn't deserve that. And I expect Bill likes older girls-maybe 12 looking like 16

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 03:03 PM (tpDAe)

280 >>My favorite was when George Snuffleupagas, in deep seriousness, told us his 12 yr old daughter cried when Trump won because now she wouldn't be able to get an abortion.



Oh geez, remember all of the people tweeting/posting the totes serious notes to their daughter apologizing for the election of Trump?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 03:03 PM (W+vEI)

281 When I was 6 years old, I was boning up on my wrestling escape technique to keep from being tackled, held down, and farted on by my older brothers.

Posted by: Fritz at April 12, 2018 03:03 PM (2Mnv1)

282 I realize most 6-8 year old are brighter than mine who is autistic but when I read someone's 6 year old has enough cognitive awareness to say something like this (true or not), it's rather ... well, sad, for me.

Posted by: IC at April 12, 2018 03:03 PM (a0IVu)

283 People have no idea what America did to keep Communism out of our country and in class I get accused of 'still fighting the Cold War'. This shit is not right..

Posted by: torabora at April 12, 2018 03:04 PM (Dzpyf)

284 The kid is probably subjected to profanity laced tirades by Mom daily.

Posted by: PhilDirt at April 12, 2018 03:04 PM (VJSkD)

285 260 I read that a recent poll had overall support of Hogg and his Kids Krusade at around 22%, which doesn't mean much because polling is crap but its hilarious if the story is true, because you just know that's not what the polling organization or the news outfit wanted to see.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 03:01 PM (39g3+)

Recent q poll had 33% of dems who want to repeal 2A. So all that astroturf, and he barely moved the needle for people.

That is the power of MSM these days.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2018 03:04 PM (Dp6qK)

286 My favorite was when George Snuffleupagas, in deep seriousness, told us his 12 yr old daughter cried when Trump won because now she wouldn't be able to get an abortion.

Where does one begin with such 3-dimensional idiocy?
Posted by: Margarita, voyaging to the edge of crisp at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (0jtPF)

*jaw drop*

I can't believe people are doing this to their kids. I don't care what side of the political fence you are on, this is abusive. It is. A 12 yo should not be so shaken by an election. No wonder they need safe spaces. Their parents are building neurotic children.

I'm truly astounded.
And pissed off. But the pissed off is kinda a given.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 03:04 PM (130AC)

287 I'm too food insecure to read this post.

It's been #twohours since my last meal.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2018 03:04 PM (0ogQG)

288 180 Anybody else in SE WI or Northern IL burbs getting a tornado siren? I don't see anything on the radar but it's blasting away.


Posted by: grammie winger - at April 12, 2018 02:43 PM

Tornado sirens are going off here SW of Minneapolis Minnesota.

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 02:49

Same here in Northern MN.

Posted by: Nikhole Wallace at April 12, 2018 03:04 PM (kTQeF)

289 So, I'm back from having to actually work at work, and I skimmed a few comments and oh dear God the CheChe incident was twelve years ago

Posted by: Lance McCormick, sobbing loudly at April 12, 2018 03:05 PM (hXeKX)

290 Well my eight-year-old granddaughter did try to engage me in conversation about the symbolism in Ulysses by Tennyson, but who's granddaughter hasn't?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 03:05 PM (nBr1j)

291 "When I was 6 years old, I was boning up on my wrestling escape technique to keep from being tackled, held down, and farted on by my older brothers.
Posted by: Fritz"


I was mostly concerned with getting my mother to buy me a Reggie Bar.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 12, 2018 03:05 PM (OD2ni)

292
There be 57 genders

#StuffMyWokeKidKnows

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 03:05 PM (pNxlR)

293 #177 Say now, wait a minute. That guy on the school bus, the ShinyBlackAfricanAmericanNegroMan. Who says he's the one responsible? How come we auto-MATIC-ly respond with racist stereotypes here? Huh? Why is that? Can anybody tell me? Huh?
I worked with a ShinyBlackAfricanAmericanNegroMan once, not so long ago. And I'm here to tell ya he had a spine of STEEL. He was CLEAN! And well-spoken, too! Would not be caught on a school bus running from the cops. No. No sir! Not him. He was IMM-innently qualified, as a neighborhood counselor...uh...organizational director or something, I guess...anyway...he was, well, he was a boss of some kind. Long time back. Someplace.
Ok.
Well. Looks like I gotta go now.
Thanks for comin' out and bein' good democrats!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 12, 2018 03:06 PM (ln5wD)

294 It is National Make Sounds like a Tornado Siren day.

Posted by: Roy at April 12, 2018 03:06 PM (7n4KQ)

295 the weather terrorists here are now saying 8-12 inches of snow Saturday. Damnit! Summer has apparently been cancelled. Thanks allot weather Joos!

Posted by: Nikhole Wallace at April 12, 2018 03:06 PM (kTQeF)

296
I speak fluent Emoji

#StuffMyWokeKidKnows

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 03:06 PM (pNxlR)

297 When I was 6 I couldn't decide if I liked Pancakes more than I liked Stegasaurs.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 03:06 PM (Fqc6P)

298 My favorite was when George Snuffleupagas, in deep seriousness, told us his 12 yr old daughter cried when Trump won because now she wouldn't be able to get an abortion.

Where does one begin with such 3-dimensional idiocy?
Posted by: Margarita, voyaging to the edge of crisp at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (0jtPF)

*jaw drop*

I can't believe people are doing this to their kids. I don't care what side of the political fence you are on, this is abusive. It is. A 12 yo should not be so shaken by an election. No wonder they need safe spaces. Their parents are building neurotic children.

I'm truly astounded.
And pissed off. But the pissed off is kinda a given.

Posted by: prof disarray



A 12 yr old shouldn't even know about abortions. Much less fear not being able to get one.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 03:06 PM (Vgz5H)

299 off attention whore sock.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 03:07 PM (kTQeF)

300 Do a little research, people.
That company that makes Gummi Bears is run by 6 year olds.

They seem to be doing a pretty good job to me.
Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 03:01 PM (Fqc6P)


I hate that commercial. On many levels.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 03:07 PM (130AC)

301 How do idiots like Wallace make it into the super-elitist club?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 03:07 PM (nBr1j)

302
Naming winter storms makes them just big snowy teddy bears.

#StuffMyWokeKidKnows

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 03:07 PM (pNxlR)

303 We didn't have TV when I was kid, (Dad wouldn't get a TV until he could turn it off with a click that could be heard in the studio), but I vaguely remember watching one of the 1960 conventions while visiting relatives. The most boring thing I can remember ever watching.

Posted by: JimK at April 12, 2018 03:07 PM (uAlm4)

304 ***226 My favorite was when George Snuffleupagas, in deep seriousness, told us his 12 yr old daughter cried when Trump won because now she wouldn't be able to get an abortion. ***

Was she pregnant?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 12, 2018 03:08 PM (uDcBt)

305 301; by sipping penis?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 03:08 PM (KP5rU)

306 >>Naming winter storms makes them just big snowy teddy bears.



Funny, I snowballed a Bear named Ted last night!

Posted by: Shep Smith at April 12, 2018 03:08 PM (Fqc6P)

307 My favorite was when George Snuffleupagas, in deep seriousness, told us his 12 yr old daughter cried when Trump won because now she wouldn't be able to get an abortion.


Posted by: Margarita, voyaging to the edge of crisp at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (0jtPF)

I would ask Snofolupugus why his 12 year old was pregnant.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 03:08 PM (kTQeF)

308 286---... I don't care what side of the political fence you are on, this is abusive. It is. A 12 yo should not be so shaken by an election. No wonder they need safe spaces. Their parents are building neurotic children....

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 03:04 PM (130AC)
----------------------------
Preach it!

Posted by: Margarita, voyaging to the edge of crisp at April 12, 2018 03:09 PM (0jtPF)

309 >>Isn't that Mika's one job? to look "worried"?

I bet she practices that face several hours a week! She's even got it nuanced to several levels..



Her specialty is rolling her eyes in annoyance and looking skeptical.

That shtick has always amazed me. I do not get the appeal of a serious journalist/commentator who makes exaggerated faces in reaction to the news or her co-panelized word and/or behavior.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 03:09 PM (W+vEI)

310
I've already picked out which Disney Princess that I think should have an abortion.

#StuffMyWokeKidKnows

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 03:09 PM (pNxlR)

311 301 How do idiots like Wallace make it into the super-elitist club?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem.


It helps if you have a talent, like being able to suck-start a B-52.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2018 03:10 PM (0ogQG)

312
So my 10 year old daughter last evening said oh yeah I have to give a speech to be a judge for Ameritown. Oh when is that? Tomorrow.

So we looked up quotes to stick in it and she decided this was a good one and I agreed.

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - but by Iron and Blood! "

We'll see what the teacher thinks. heh.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2018 03:10 PM (r+sAi)

313 I remember WokeMuppet on Sesame street, she was a riot

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2018 03:10 PM (aC6Sd)

314 >>>That shtick has always amazed me. I do not get the appeal of a serious journalist/commentator who makes exaggerated faces in reaction to the news or her co-panelized word and/or behavior.


That "serious" part made me laugh.

Posted by: Roy at April 12, 2018 03:10 PM (7n4KQ)

315 I find Nicole Wallace's tweet very credible. My little Billy has been shitting his diapers uncontrollably since the election. Trump fills him with such existential dread that he's literally lost control of his bowels.

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Mom at April 12, 2018 03:11 PM (kSock)

316 Congressional Budget Office now forecasts first Trillion dollar deficit in 2020 and that national debt will equal Gross National Product in 2028
Of course the tax cuts are evidence of being fiscally conservative JJ told us so

Posted by: Yes!! at April 12, 2018 03:11 PM (olSs/)

317 "301 How do idiots like Wallace make it into the super-elitist club?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem."


1. She's attractive (sorry, she is).

2. She claims to be a Republican but only bashes Republicans (never Dems) which makes her useful to the MSM*


*If Meghan McCain keeps sticking it to libs on The View, she is going to find out they no longer find her useful.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 12, 2018 03:11 PM (OD2ni)

318 309: you should have watched beavis and butthead in the nineties. then, you would get it. mike judge should sue the shit out of that clusterfuck of a clownshow.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 12, 2018 03:11 PM (KP5rU)

319 When I was a kid I used to get so bummed when a presidential address or debates etc. or anything political was on. I just wanted to watch Starsky and Hutch damnit! I am sure her 6 year old was certainly tuned into Mika's sense of duress. Yea, bullshit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 03:11 PM (kTQeF)

320 When my kids were little the only politics they were exposed to was me yelling commie at the TV news. And just like avoiding swearing in front of them. The only time they got exposed to the commie rant was if I didn't know they were in the room.

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 03:11 PM (TGrKk)

321
My parents are down with me being ruled by "sharing" law.

#StuffMyWokeKidKnows

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 03:11 PM (pNxlR)

322
but I vaguely remember watching one of the 1960 conventions while visiting relatives. The most boring thing I can remember ever watching.

Posted by: JimK at April 12, 2018 03:07 PM (uAlm4)


Obviously you were never forced to sit quietly and watch the Lawrence Welk Show as a kid

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 03:11 PM (lKyWE)

323 When I was 6 I discovered that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

I was a precocious child.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2018 03:11 PM (/tuJf)

324 So, I'm back from having to actually work at work, and I skimmed a few comments and oh dear God the CheChe incident was twelve years ago
Posted by: Lance McCormick, sobbing loudly at April 12, 2018 03:05 PM (hXeKX)
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So I guess that means CheChe's daughter is old enough to vote! Yay!

Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 03:12 PM (oMtOd)

325 Posted by: IC at April 12, 2018 03:03 PM (a0IVu)

Well, we don't know if she really said it or Nicole made it up, but I can relate a bit. I tend to feel that way sometimes when I hear about the kids who are going to Julliard or were number one on the Cross Country Team and are going to some prestigious school, and are not autistic and my kid has had significant struggles lately. Then I think, we'll I'm hearing about their successes. I don't know if they're happy kids or they have kind, loving. parents. We just do the best we can as parents. I hope that doesn't sound glib. You've always seemed like a caring and honest parent and I appreciate that

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 03:12 PM (tpDAe)

326 >>That "serious" part made me laugh.



Caught that, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 03:12 PM (W+vEI)

327 304---Teresa
307---Minnfidel
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Damn. If only someone like you had been there to ask him that question with deadpan seriousness!

Posted by: Margarita, voyaging to the edge of crisp at April 12, 2018 03:12 PM (0jtPF)

328 >> Congressional Budget Office now forecasts first Trillion dollar deficit in 2020


The CBO can go pound sand up their asses.

They are barely better than the Southern Poverty Law Center as far as I can tell.

Posted by: garrett at April 12, 2018 03:12 PM (Fqc6P)

329 "Isn't that Mika's one job? to look "worried"? "



That and pegging Joe every night.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 12, 2018 03:12 PM (OD2ni)

330 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2018 03:04 PM (Dp6qK)


That's been pretty obvious for a long time. When you live in a country saturated in media and advertising most people learn to tune out the hype, it just gets pushed into the background and ignored.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Come See the New Trump Section at The Outrage Outlet! at April 12, 2018 03:12 PM (hLRSq)

331 A 12 yr old shouldn't even know about abortions. Much less fear not being able to get one.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 03:06 PM (Vgz5H)


And it makes me wonder how long she has known. It's incomprehensible to me that people are doing this to their children. Seriously. Do they not see the damage they are doing to their kids developing brains, psyches, and sense of worth and safety?

At least Silicon Valley Tech guys know to keep their children away from electronics, computers, et.al.

Lord have Mercy.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 03:12 PM (130AC)

332 I know she doesn't deserve fairness, but isn't it more "appeal to guilt"?
Posted by: Hikaru at April 12, 2018 03:02 PM (9TK8E)

Depends. Could be both. I took it as her invoking the child's reaction as authoritative commentary on Congress' failure (to impeach?).

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 12, 2018 03:13 PM (Dp6qK)

333 All the Trump hate making news 24/7, yet they seldom give details on what is so terrible, and I really don't know if they have anything in mind at all.

Trump Russia is the only thing ... border control is popular with most, tax cuts were popular, most agree DC is a swamp of corruption ... they even got Trump to sign the huge omnibus. But nothing but venom from those making headlines.

Nicole's genius kid says Trump is trouble ... I agree, trouble for DeepState and the globalist mafia. Right On Kid.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 12, 2018 03:13 PM (bT8Z4)

334 Congressional Budget Office now forecasts first Trillion dollar deficit in 2020

Possible. The economy isn't heating up quite as fast as people hoped and the first few quarters of a tax cut are always slightly low in revenue as the positive effects lag a bit behind.

Funny how the lefty trolls suddenly are worried about the deficit and debt, after 8 years of crickets.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 03:13 PM (39g3+)

335 I used to possess the wisdom of a six-year-old. Then again, I was only six.

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 03:13 PM (2z74n)

336 I find Nicole Wallace's tweet very credible. My little Billy has been shitting his diapers uncontrollably since the election. Trump fills him with such existential dread that he's literally lost control of his bowels.
Posted by: Bill Kristol's Mom at April 12, 2018 03:11 PM

He probably has food anxiety from all the dick he's been eating.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 03:13 PM (kTQeF)

337 Nothing to worry about. Testing. Heard about it on the radio this morning.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 12, 2018 02:54 PM (z79tQ)

You'd think they'd learn to do "shave and a haircut" with the sirens to indicate it's just a test.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2018 03:13 PM (vUFR0)

338 312
So my 10 year old daughter last evening said oh yeah I have to give a speech to be a judge for Ameritown. Oh when is that? Tomorrow.

So we looked up quotes to stick in it and she decided this was a good one and I agreed.

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - but by Iron and Blood! "

We'll see what the teacher thinks. heh.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2018 03:10 PM (r+sAi)

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Class A trolling by your lil' lady. You should be proud!

Posted by: Jackal at April 12, 2018 03:13 PM (bSBS8)

339 Congressional Budget Office now forecasts first Trillion dollar deficit in 2020

The CBO forecasts whatever the Democrats need.

Posted by: t-bird at April 12, 2018 03:14 PM (2z74n)

340 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 12, 2018 03:08 PM (uDcBt)

It's additionally disturbing to me-when i know that George Stephanapolus has a father who's a Greek Orthodox priest. The EO church has very strong views on Right to life, and yet his wife and daughter apparently laugh at the vestiges of George's faith and this kind of situation happens.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 03:15 PM (tpDAe)

341
My parents dress my in the Colin Kaepernick line of protest wear.

#StuffMyWokeKidKnows

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2018 03:15 PM (pNxlR)

342 Nothing to worry about. Testing. Heard about it on the radio this morning.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 12, 2018 02:54 PM (z79tQ)

You'd think they'd learn to do "shave and a haircut" with the sirens to indicate it's just a test.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



*snort.

How many people left know what "shave & a haircut" even means?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 03:15 PM (Vgz5H)

343 My favorite was when George Snuffleupagas, in deep seriousness, told us his 12 yr old daughter cried when Trump won because now she wouldn't be able to get an abortion.

I wish somewhat would ask him every six months how many abortions his daughter has now had and how many she has been denied.

Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2018 03:15 PM (Z48ZB)

344 So, when it's a six-year-old, I'm pretty sure you'd rather they be asleep than woke.

At least, I was.

This is nothing more than virtue-signaling about how they have indoctrinated their children. So, you can brainwash yer kid? Bully for you. Literally.

I hope this kid grows up to be a Marine, just to scare the life outta his or her parents.

My son? He wants to get better at shooting the .22 so he can move up to the AR.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 03:15 PM (7UW64)

345 You'd think they'd learn to do "shave and a haircut" with the sirens to indicate it's just a test.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2018 03:13 PM

LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 03:16 PM (kTQeF)

346 This kindergarten graduate shall lead us.

Posted by: jd at April 12, 2018 03:16 PM (IiR2y)

347 So we looked up quotes to stick in it and she decided this was a good one and I agreed.

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - but by Iron and Blood! "

We'll see what the teacher thinks. heh.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2018 03:10 PM (r+sAi)


Mr. Mohawk, we'd like to have a word with you.

Posted by: School Principal at April 12, 2018 03:16 PM (130AC)

348 338 312
So my 10 year old daughter last evening said oh yeah I have to give a speech to be a judge for Ameritown. Oh when is that? Tomorrow.

So we looked up quotes to stick in it and she decided this was a good one and I agreed.

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - but by Iron and Blood! "

We'll see what the teacher thinks. heh.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 12, 2018 03:10 PM (r+sAi)

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Class A trolling by your lil' lady. You should be proud!
Posted by: Jackal at April 12, 2018 03:13 PM (bSBS

Even better if she could do it in German, but baby steps, I guess.

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at April 12, 2018 03:16 PM (RD7QR)

349 129 What I can't work out is why people do this. Do they think its compelling or convincing? Do they think it wins hearts and minds?

Everyone who reads it goes "my ass" they aren't pulled in by its searing power. They all know its a bunch of crap even if they make the "oh yes, your child really is talented" usual noise
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 02:42 PM (39g3+)



That is such an easy question. Yeah everyone who reads it says "Bullshit." But she will never be confronted directly about it and called on her shit. Because then it will be the "How dare you attack my sweet innocent child!"

They're using their kids as a shield.

Posted by: buzzion at April 12, 2018 03:16 PM (lKs2v)

350 My favorite was when George Snuffleupagas, in deep
seriousness, told us his 12 yr old daughter cried when Trump won because
now she wouldn't be able to get an abortion.



Where does one begin with such 3-dimensional idiocy?



Posted by: Margarita, voyaging to the edge of crisp at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (0jtPF)

She wouldn't need an abortion if George wasn't fucking her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2018 03:16 PM (vUFR0)

351 My favorite was when George Snuffleupagas, in deep seriousness, told us his 12 yr old daughter cried when Trump won because now she wouldn't be able to get an abortion.

Where does one begin with such 3-dimensional idiocy?


Posted by: Margarita, voyaging to the edge of crisp at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (0jtPF)
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I think it was his 14 yr. old daughter that was upset that a woman can no longer get abortions because Trump won and the 10 or11 year old daughter that now sleeps in bed with them because she's afraid of Isis.
His wife wanted to leave the country because of Trump.
These people and their kids are a mentally ill.
I feel sorry for their kids
She appeared on The View and said their 11-year-old is sleeping in bed with them every night for fear of ISIS, and their 14-year-old is upset that women can no longer get abortions under President-elect Trump.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 03:17 PM (PvFoN)

352 343 My favorite was when George Snuffleupagas, in deep seriousness, told us his 12 yr old daughter cried when Trump won because now she wouldn't be able to get an abortion.

I wish somewhat would ask him every six months how many abortions his daughter has now had and how many she has been denied.
Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2018 03:15 PM (Z48ZB)

So much moral emptiness in that quote. First, second, third, fourth and on to 100th, his 12 year old daughter is worried about her ability to get an abortion. Makes me shudder.
101st it's based on a lie.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 03:17 PM (nBr1j)

353 >>My favorite was when George Snuffleupagas, in deep seriousness, told us his 12 yr old daughter cried when Trump won because now she wouldn't be able to get an abortion.


My niece* had a meltdown and was convinced that it was "now legal to sexually assault women on the street." Tween kids should not be that invested in who the president is, yet our media and public schools keep pushing these issue onto kids wherever they can. It's sick.

*Her parents are conservative and she attends church, but they live in one of the bluest of blue states so she's still been exposed to this nonsense.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 12, 2018 03:17 PM (W+vEI)

354 I wish somewhat would ask him every six months how many abortions his daughter has now had and how many she has been denied.
Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2018 03:15 PM

Good old Snuffy. Funny that nobody EVER mentions his previous jobs before landing at ABCee.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 03:17 PM (kTQeF)

355 343 My favorite was when George Snuffleupagas, in deep seriousness, told us his 12 yr old daughter cried when Trump won because now she wouldn't be able to get an abortion.

I wish somewhat would ask him every six months how many abortions his daughter has now had and how many she has been denied.


Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2018 03:15 PM (Z48ZB)


Nothin' says loving like killing off the grandkids.

On a better note, I managed, over the course of Lent this year, to knit 8 sweaters and 10 little tiny hats to drop off at the Women's Care Center, for the babies they will save. Cutest damned things and so quick to do. Warm babies are much better than cold babies, any day. I dropped them off and the lady at the front desk just cooed.

Normal people love babies. Ghouls and idiots murder them.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 03:17 PM (7UW64)

356 How many people left know what "shave & a haircut" even means?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 03:15 PM (Vgz5H)

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2 bits?

Posted by: fixerupper at April 12, 2018 03:17 PM (8XRCm)

357 sounds like a case of child abuse. call cps

Posted by: chilren ar d one at April 12, 2018 03:18 PM (Wa5hI)

358 That and pegging Joe every night.

Every!?!? All those years I've been doing it wrong. Gone, like tears in the rain.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 12, 2018 03:18 PM (kUmUV)

359 I just wanted to watch Starsky and Hutch damnit!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 03:11 PM (kTQeF)


I could draw a pretty good Gran Torino ... back in my intellectual apex zenith. Also known as first grade.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 03:18 PM (TKTX5)

360 61 And I find it discouraging that people will use their CHILDREN to attack politically....
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You wouldn't hit back at a child, would you? ....

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If not you swing at adult height. Got to aim lower.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at April 12, 2018 03:19 PM (LtUiv)

361 I think it was his 14 yr. old daughter that was upset that a woman can no longer get abortions because Trump won and the 10 or11 year old daughter that now sleeps in bed with them because she's afraid of Isis.
His wife wanted to leave the country because of Trump.
These people and their kids are a mentally ill.
I feel sorry for their kids
She appeared on The View and said their 11-year-old is sleeping in bed with them every night for fear of ISIS, and their 14-year-old is upset that women can no longer get abortions under President-elect Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2018 03:17 PM

That is some weapons grade stupid. Shocking? No.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 03:19 PM (kTQeF)

362 How many people left know what "shave a haircut" even means?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2018 03:15 PM (Vgz5H)

Probably about as many who know what 2 bits means (in money not computer code).

Posted by: X-ray at April 12, 2018 03:19 PM (TGrKk)

363
All the Trump hate making news 24/7, yet they seldom give details on what is so terrible, and I really don't know if they have anything in mind at all.



That's just like FarceBook saying Diamond and Silk are "unsafe for the community."

Really? How so? What's so "unsafe" about them? And if they're so "unsafe," then how did they get over a million fans?

That's nothing but Prog BS and they think we're so stoopid we don't notice.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 03:19 PM (GdWl+)

364 They're using their kids as a shield.

Posted by: buzzion at April 12, 2018 03:16 PM (lKs2v)


So does the PLO. Human shields, for cowards and bullies.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 03:19 PM (7UW64)

365 360 61 And I find it discouraging that people will use their CHILDREN to attack politically....


Do these children have that thing that goes up? Well, okay, the boy children do.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at April 12, 2018 03:19 PM (nBr1j)

366 "Hyperemotive Solipcisms"

I grok the fullness

Posted by: Average Joe at April 12, 2018 03:20 PM (uCmdr)

367 Then I think, we'll I'm hearing about their successes. I don't know if they're happy kids or they have kind, loving. parents. We just do the best we can as parents. I hope that doesn't sound glib. You've always seemed like a caring and honest parent and I appreciate that
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 03:12 PM (tpDAe)
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And I know both of you know this, but in God's eyes it doesn't matter what kind of "success" your child has in terms of how the world measures it. You keep doing what you're doing, and what all good parents do, which is to shower your kids with love and help them learn to do their very best.

Most six-year-olds aren't spouting political nonsense, you can trust me on that. Mine were all making mud pies or getting into poison ivy or spilling my nail polish all over the carpet.

Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 03:20 PM (oMtOd)

368 I could draw a pretty good Gran Torino ... back in my intellectual apex zenith. Also known as first grade.
Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 03:18 PM

I wanted one so bad. My older cousin had one and I always wished he had a siren with a magnet on it!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 03:20 PM (kTQeF)

369 That's just like FarceBook saying Diamond and Silk are "unsafe for the community."

Really? How so? What's so "unsafe" about them? And if they're so "unsafe," then how did they get over a million fans?

That's nothing but Prog BS and they think we're so stoopid we don't notice.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 03:19 PM (GdWl+)


Y'know what's unsafe? Ripping babies out of their mothers' wombs and selling the parts. That's pretty unsafe, for the babies, for the moms, and even for the dads. Not to mention what it does for society at large.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 03:20 PM (7UW64)

370 This is absolutely ludicrous. When my son was about two, I came home one middle of the day for lunch, opened the fridge, looked around, and shut the door. My son asked me if I wanted something to drink. He got me a soda with ice, and then proceeded to ask me if I wanted alcohol with it. (Maybe I need to think about that!)

Anyway, point being is at that age you're absorbing general patterns of behavior from parents. You aren't putting any shading on it like he had never seen me have a drink at mid-day in his life. You're trying to relate to your parents however you can.

Posted by: RM at April 12, 2018 03:20 PM (U3LtS)

371 So who forces their 6 year old watch Morning Joe besides this bitch? Were there no cartoons on? Nice mother.
Or...perhaps she lies?
Posted by: tu3031 at April 12, 2018 02:49 PM (O5Q3r)

The story has the same ring of truth of Erick Ericsson's super market fable and James Comey's diary musings.

Posted by: LASue at April 12, 2018 03:21 PM (Z48ZB)

372
I do not get the appeal of a serious journalist/commentator who makes exaggerated faces in reaction to the news or her co-panelized word and/or behavior.

Sounds like Juan Williams.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2018 03:21 PM (IqV8l)

373 nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 12, 2018 03:21 PM (ZQfW9)

374 Someone should call the county to remove the kids from being subjected to the Morning Homewreckers.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 12, 2018 03:21 PM (y7DUB)

375 A lot of people blaming Trump for their failed parenting.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 12, 2018 03:21 PM (oVJmc)

376 Yes. I remember as clear as a bell. I was 6, I had just readjusted the "rabbit" ears. I said, Dad. Can I turn the channel to the news. I then asked my dad. Why does Cronkite look so worried? It's that fucker Ford isn't it dad.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 03:22 PM (kTQeF)

377 Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 03:17 PM (7UW64)

That's a good and kind thing you did. I know a woman who works a Woman's Care Center. She loves the work.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 03:22 PM (tpDAe)

378 That and pegging Joe every night.

...and he better not forget that.

Posted by: Joe Scarbourough's Dead Intern at April 12, 2018 03:22 PM (O5Q3r)

379 I wanted one so bad. My older cousin had one and I always wished he had a siren with a magnet on it!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 12, 2018 03:20 PM (kTQeF)


It was that white stripe that set it firmly in the cool category.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 03:22 PM (TKTX5)

380 Speaking of 6 year old intellects, listened to NPR this morning (taking one for the team) and heard host repeatedly ask analyst about why situation for Trump re Syria is so different now than last year when he launched missiles. What he was fishing for was indications the Trump has been weakened (huzzah!) since then. Here was a national radio personality basically gloating over the supposition that the President of the US has less ability to respond to an international crisis, due to being weakened by the incessant media attacks over the last year. What would we do without NPR? I would be more than willing to find out!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 12, 2018 03:23 PM (eQBa2)

381 I was a precocious child.

IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 12, 2018 03:23 PM (39g3+)

382 Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 03:20 PM (oMtOd)

Thanks. I do know that. It's just that he's often so hard on himself and I don't know what to do about it. I pray a lot. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2018 03:24 PM (tpDAe)

383 On a better note, I managed, over the course of Lent this year, to knit 8 sweaters and 10 little tiny hats to drop off at the Women's Care Center, for the babies they will save. Cutest damned things and so quick to do.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 03:17 PM (7UW64)
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That's wonderful, tcn! Not only will your gifts keep those precious babies warm, but I'll bet their mothers will treasure those gifts forever. I was lucky enough to be the recipient of a few handmade things for my children (a sweater or two, a couple of small quilts, things like that) and they are safely stored away for the grandchildren that I hope to have some day.

Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 03:24 PM (oMtOd)

384 What's the big deal, Chelsea Hubble, the Omen, quit her church at 3years 4months and 5 days old, because the church did not support abortion.
Then Lil Chelsea had her first abortion at 7.
I'm sure Nicole Wallace's 6 year old asked for Fruit Loops, a pack of Lucky Strikes, and ,Morning Joke.....before heading out to Sidwell Friends.

Posted by: SUG at April 12, 2018 03:25 PM (dMrJJ)

385 My kid is doing his "passion project" on how to become a Blue Angel pilot. So far, he has spoken with a recruiter, emailed the Blue Angels (and gotten a very nice, detailed response), watched combat videos of Naval Aviators, watched demonstration videos of Blue Angels, figured out how to start as an enlisted man and move up by attending Annapolis, etc.

I wonder how his lefty teacher is going to take this project.

Although, this being Anchorage, he probably has had to put up with plenty of military stuff.

Still, it's nice to see the boy finding out about his future.

I suggested he become a Navy Chaplain.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 03:25 PM (7UW64)

386 Even better if she could do it in German, but baby steps, I guess.


I cheated and looked it up. Bismarck got it from a poem by Max Schenkendorf,

Denn nur Eisen kann uns retten,
Und erloesen kann nur Blut
von der Suende schweren Ketten,
Von des Boesen Uebermuth



Because only Iron can save us
And redeem us only blood
From the sins of heavy chains
Of the arrogance of evil

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 12, 2018 03:25 PM (fuK7c)

387 I'm gonna guess, hope, that when people hear stories of 12 yos too terrified to sleep, that the majority of people just think...that is atrocious parenting. And not what the parents think it means...that Trump is a danger bcz my child is afraid of ISIS. Wtf? You are creating crippled children.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at April 12, 2018 03:25 PM (130AC)

388 That's wonderful, tcn! Not only will your gifts keep those precious babies warm, but I'll bet their mothers will treasure those gifts forever. I was lucky enough to be the recipient of a few handmade things for my children (a sweater or two, a couple of small quilts, things like that) and they are safely stored away for the grandchildren that I hope to have some day.


Posted by: bluebell at April 12, 2018 03:24 PM (oMtOd)

That sort of thing is just plain fun.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 12, 2018 03:26 PM (7UW64)

389 Y'know what's unsafe? Ripping babies out of their mothers' wombs and selling the parts. That's pretty unsafe, for the babies, for the moms, and even for the dads. Not to mention what it does for society at large.


Agreed.

Reality: How does it work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at April 12, 2018 03:26 PM (GdWl+)

390 >>>Posted by: zombie at April 12, 2018 02:49 PM (42M22)

Yikes. I was a kid in New York several decades ago. I don't think it would have been that bad had the same thing happened. California is truly nuts.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at April 12, 2018 03:27 PM (/qEW2)

391 Oh, and as for Diamond and Silk, I'm not entirely sure about the lawyerly nuances of who said exactly what to who, in which order. But I think it's clear they were screwed by FB, which is the point.

Another typical Democrat meme. They are entitled to demagogue and make any presumptions they choose when they speak, and they are not to be challenged or doubted, just because.

However, courtroom standards of proof are required for R's and conservatives. But I haven't heard a soul from the left challenge a word Hogg has spewed. Just sayin'.

I believe in using tight language, but I also do not believe or accept double standards anymore.

Posted by: RM at April 12, 2018 03:28 PM (U3LtS)

392
It was that white stripe that set it firmly in the cool category.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 12, 2018 03:22 PM (TKTX5)

It was the deep dish mags for me

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 12, 2018 03:31 PM (lKyWE)

393 Posted by: Margarita, voyaging to the edge of crisp at April 12, 2018 02:56 PM (0jtPF)

She wouldn't need an abortion if George wasn't fucking her.




Snuffaluffagus is too short to fuck her.

Posted by: SUG at April 12, 2018 03:33 PM (dMrJJ)

394 212 My five year old just told me he is worried about the posse comitatus
Posted by: Mega at April 12, 2018

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Better get the kid to the emergency room, stat. That stuff is contagious as hell.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 12, 2018 03:40 PM (wQDH5)

395 Me and my 5 year old daughter were watching SNOOP DOGG videos the other day, and my daughter LaVoris, blurts out.
Daddy, he has a big package. It disgusted me. Where does she learn that stuff??? So I switched to the PLAYBOY channel and made some Pizza rolls for breakfast.

Posted by: SUG at April 12, 2018 03:40 PM (dMrJJ)

396 Nuclear energy, safer than Ted Kennedy's car, and Joke Scarboroughs office.

Posted by: SUG at April 12, 2018 03:51 PM (dMrJJ)

397 And, on November 7, 2016, how did everyone on that set think the Presidential election the next day would turn out?

The fact that any of the clairvoyants, who completely missed the pulse of the people 18 months ago, are still in front of cameras is beyond me.

Posted by: molonlabe28 at April 12, 2018 03:51 PM (DVuHP)

398 I know I'm willowed, but I'll just put it out there: I remember Jimmy Carter getting advice on nuclear weapons from his daughter Amy.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 12, 2018 04:05 PM (jK8Z7)

399 No--the problem was that Amy Carter was getting advice on nukes from L'il Jimmy.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 12, 2018 06:56 PM (Ndje9)

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