Man Permitted by Target to Use the Ladies' Room Exposes Himself to a Little Girl

Who could have seen this coming? Nostradamus, maybe! But no one else!

I think it's important to highlight stories like these because Target thinks, or maybe thought, that it was an easy call to bow to the gender-benders. They had all the media power, after all. No downside in championing the transgressive sexual left and giving the finger to traditionalists.

It's important to let them know there is a downside, and the media isn't just CNN, Buzzfeed, and Jezebel.

Let Jezebel explain why it's no big deal that a young girl was forced to see an adult man's penis.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:30 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: Flyguy at April 05, 2018 01:59 PM (3sOO0)

2 Damn my luck!

Posted by: David Hogg at April 05, 2018 01:59 PM (ymnmz)

3 Why I do not shop at Target anymore. And even told my local Target store manager exactly why they lost my business.

Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 01:59 PM (a0IVu)

4 SHocka!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2018 02:00 PM (W+vEI)

5 Let Jezebel explain why it's no big deal that a young girl was forced to see an adult man's penis.

The "Womyn" of Jezebel deserve to have said penises thrust down their throats for all eternity.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 05, 2018 02:01 PM (ujg0T)

6 What a surprise!
That's what she said.

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 02:01 PM (LiyEm)

7 >>Let Jezebel explain why it's no big deal that a young girl was forced to see an adult man's penis.

No, let's have Chris Cuomo do the honors!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2018 02:01 PM (W+vEI)

8 Now now. It wan't "his" penis.

It was "her" outie vagina.

Posted by: Hotspur at April 05, 2018 02:01 PM (yiiDy)

9 Taxpayer funded cutadickoffofme in his future?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 05, 2018 02:01 PM (Dp6qK)

10 Let the Lawsuits Begin!

Hi Ace, thanks for everything you do for us!
Addicted to the HQ!

Posted by: ALH at April 05, 2018 02:02 PM (uLuPn)

11 they definitely lost me.
sad!

Posted by: concrete girl at April 05, 2018 02:02 PM (h9wAA)

12 that it was an easy call to bow to the gender-benders"

Hey, look at this chart of approving twatter messages! 2 thumbs waaay up!

/ target marketing meeting

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 05, 2018 02:02 PM (7LY+6)

13 Man Permitted by Target to Use the Ladies' Room Exposes Himself to a Little Girl

The target CEO should be arrested as an accomplice.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 05, 2018 02:02 PM (8gDQu)

14 No downside in championing the transgressive sexual left and giving the finger to traditionalists.

Until the lawsuits. Sorry Target. Cost of doing the left's business.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 05, 2018 02:02 PM (Dp6qK)

15 "Who could have seen this comong?"

(Arms crossed tapping foot.)

In the first sentence? Really? Couldn't you have put the straight line a little farther down in the post and make the morons work for the joke a little bit?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 05, 2018 02:02 PM (ymnmz)

16 I saw it coming. WEll not coming, but coming, iykwim.

Posted by: edgar cayce at April 05, 2018 02:02 PM (E1i/y)

17 Which is why my entire family immediately wrote any of these stores off.

The danger is not hyperbolic. If stores like Target want to bow to this garbage, then expect traditional families to shop elsewhere. Like somewhere a man wont show his Johnson to a child in the LADIES ROOM

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2018 02:03 PM (ONeLj)

18 Someone needs to give him a good thrashing, followed by castration.

That will learn him.

Posted by: ALH at April 05, 2018 02:03 PM (uLuPn)

19 13: And neutered

Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 02:03 PM (5gaNQ)

20 quick, run for mayor.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 05, 2018 02:03 PM (wvCEt)

21 What was that about Sodom and Gomorrah? Girl scarred for life, man, slap on the wrist.

Posted by: auscolpyr at April 05, 2018 02:03 PM (suO/a)

22 You don't have use the ladies room to expose yourself to underaged girls.

Trust me.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 05, 2018 02:03 PM (YMUVJ)

23 We must learn to accept these type of incidents as a country.

Posted by: The GOP at April 05, 2018 02:03 PM (r9UYA)

24 Although I boycotted Target ever since the bathroom edict, I'm inclined to think something like this event could happen in ANY public place irrespective of whether they have a transgender policy or not.

They guy apparently just burst into the ladies room and exposed himself never taking the time to actually pretend he was a woman or take a piss.

admittedly, this is just based on the limited description of the incident as described.

Posted by: McCool at April 05, 2018 02:03 PM (Izjjo)

25 BTW. I for one am glad I did not see it coming.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2018 02:04 PM (ONeLj)

26 To the left, it's always a good business idea to threaten the safety of the many to slightly comfort a small voting bloc.

Posted by: Flyguy at April 05, 2018 02:04 PM (3sOO0)

27 Did we say accept? We meant absorb.

Posted by: The GOP at April 05, 2018 02:04 PM (r9UYA)

28 You could say he Targeted them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 02:04 PM (+y/Ru)

29 That could never happen
( we were told by Leftists)

Posted by: Skip Cats won it all at April 05, 2018 02:04 PM (aC6Sd)

30 We can't talk about this.

-GOPe

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 05, 2018 02:04 PM (4ErVI)

31 Eh, it's Chicago. They know what they are doing.

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 02:04 PM (sX1BW)

32 Urinals are racist!

Posted by: Black Lives Matter at April 05, 2018 02:04 PM (YMUVJ)

33 Willowed:

Kamala Harris Jokes on Being in Elevator With Trump: Does One of Us Have to Come Out Alive?

Assassination and Insurrection are the Highest Forms of Patriotism you tyrannical meanie-racist!

Posted by: Stuff Jefferson Said - Vol. XXIV at April 05, 2018 02:04 PM (hLRSq)

34 Was he looking for the Ficus Section of the store?

Posted by: ALH at April 05, 2018 02:04 PM (uLuPn)

35 22
You don't have use the ladies room to expose yourself to underaged girls.

Trust me.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 05, 2018 02:03 PM (YMUVJ)

I have an Otter Box that makes my phone look like a public bathroom toilet stall door.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 05, 2018 02:05 PM (ymnmz)

36 Let Jezebel explain why it's no big deal that a young girl was forced to see an adult man's penis.
_____________________

Jezebel will just tell the little girl she was hallucinating, because the left now denies that men have penises, or that there are any differences between the sexes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 05, 2018 02:05 PM (fqUgw)

37 After enacting the new policy allowing people to enter their preferred restroom no matter their biological sex, Target suffered a $10 billion loss in value, a full 20% drop, which critics connected to the new policy, while defenders claimed was a result of other factors. As the protests against the store from pro-family groups escalated, Target's CEO Brian Cornell not only doubled-down on the controversial policy, but went as far as to compare those opposed to it as being akin to racists who opposed the outlet when they featured black models in their advertisement.

Time to change your name to Cornhole, bub.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 05, 2018 02:05 PM (Dp6qK)

38 If you want omelets you need to break some eggs; yet breakfast is never served.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 02:05 PM (hLRSq)

39 You Americans are just obsessed over the silliest things.

This story warms my heart.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 05, 2018 02:05 PM (gDSJf)

40 nobody expects Ladies Room Surprise Penis!

Posted by: the new Marvel superhero (ine) at April 05, 2018 02:05 PM (wvCEt)

41 As I recall Chris Cuomo thought not accepting naked men in girls' changing rooms was "intolerant".

Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 02:05 PM (5gaNQ)

42 When the be-schlonged lady is in the toilet
And the cock crows three times and twenty
Angry fathers, confused managers, excited weirdos.
The little girl wonders why the man has a snake.

Posted by: Nostrajoncelli at April 05, 2018 02:06 PM (RD7QR)

43 Waiting for Target to get on the energy-conservation bandwagon and, y'know, dim the lighting a little.

And disco ball. And blow.

Posted by: Zod at April 05, 2018 02:06 PM (Bdeb0)

44 I'm inclined to think something like this event could happen in ANY public place irrespective of whether they have a transgender policy or not.

------------

No sane person thinks otherwise.

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 02:06 PM (sX1BW)

45 You are only assuming it was a man penis. It might have been woman with a penis. Or even an otherkin with a penis. Or a genderfuck with a penis. Unless you ask, you cannot know.

(I find it troubling that as I was typing that, autocorrect had no trouble with genderfuck but did with otherkin, as if one is a real word and the other is questionable.)

Posted by: David at April 05, 2018 02:06 PM (iRZGs)

46 So about The Atlantic's "New Hire", Kevin Williamson...

It looks like he might have been shit-canned already.

https://twitter.com/bariweiss/status/981955678339239937

You'll never be "woke" enough for the Left.

Posted by: The Institute at April 05, 2018 02:06 PM (nGsFZ)

47 Related story via a Boston friend: A Boston area YMCA decided to implement a "family" locker room to be more inclusive. They remodeled what had been the girls locker room (leaving the women's one for females of all ages) to accommodate both genders. Well, not too long after they had families in there where the dad and kids were all showering naked. One mom YMCA member commented: "I have never seen so many penises!"

Yup, they chucked this and went back to only sex-segregated locker rooms.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2018 02:06 PM (W+vEI)

48 Not sure why the mother didn't beat the bejezus out of him

Posted by: rammajamma at April 05, 2018 02:06 PM (AjNMO)

49 The fairest thing to do would be to confiscate the little girl's allowance for a couple of weeks and give it to the lady who showed her penis. She put on a show and that kid shouldn't get to enjoy it without paying the cover charge.

Posted by: Jezebel Editorial, rough draft at April 05, 2018 02:06 PM (qB3GS)

50 Although I boycotted Target ever since the bathroom edict, I'm inclined to think something like this event could happen in ANY public place irrespective of whether they have a transgender policy or not.

The policy encourages this sort of crime and preps the field for it.

They guy apparently just burst into the ladies room and exposed himself never taking the time to actually pretend he was a woman or take a piss.

Posted by: McCool at April 05, 2018 02:03 PM (Izjjo)

Burst into? He's allowed to go in there.

Does Target have some sort of policy that mentally deranged individuals have to stand in front the bathrooms and publicly announce which gender they think they are? I don't think so.

Target promoted this crime and did everything it could to make sure it happened.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 05, 2018 02:07 PM (8gDQu)

51
I've only gone to a Target once since their gender-bender policy, a matching item in a unique set broke. Believe me though, the clerk got an earful before I left.

Hopefully the little girl, after many years of extremely expen$ive coun$eling will recover.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 05, 2018 02:07 PM (LOgQ4)

52 Off topic but got this from somewhere, maybe here or at Insty's.

This is a great essay on why the Second Amendment is so important and why we must fight the do gooder communists that want to take it away.

A Very Personal Opposition to Gun Control

https://tinyurl.com/ya7hcfpd

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 05, 2018 02:07 PM (pw+jk)

53 24
Although I boycotted Target ever since the bathroom edict, I'm inclined to think something like this event could happen in ANY public place irrespective of whether they have a transgender policy or not.

They guy apparently just burst into the ladies room and exposed himself never taking the time to actually pretend he was a woman or take a piss.

admittedly, this is just based on the limited description of the incident as described.

Posted by: McCool at April 05, 2018 02:03 PM (Izjjo)

Could. But it happened at Target, where potential victims were preconditioned to accept the appearance of a man in a woman's restroom.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 05, 2018 02:07 PM (Dp6qK)

54 Target is overpriced for what you get, and not convenient to my residence, so I didn't shop there much.
Their new bathroom policy meant I never had to 'go' there again.

Posted by: ALH at April 05, 2018 02:07 PM (uLuPn)

55 You're supposed to like Penis-women more than real ones! That's the Virtue Signal!

Posted by: Hikaru at April 05, 2018 02:07 PM (WDCYi)

56 You patronize Target with your young children this is what you get.

Again, my give-a-shit meter is

-|-------------

Posted by: Under Fire at April 05, 2018 02:07 PM (r9UYA)

57 Yep, confirmed.

https://twitter.com/mlcalderone/status/981956635634565120

Posted by: The Institute at April 05, 2018 02:07 PM (nGsFZ)

58 See an adult make penis, get an abortion, it's all just another thing to see and experience!

Posted by: malcolm Tex at April 05, 2018 02:07 PM (GSJcT)

59 well it is a good thing that Kevin has his winsome personality to fall back on.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 05, 2018 02:08 PM (wvCEt)

60 Since it's a new thread I'll repost this suggestion: You HAVE to click on the sidebar link "I'm the majority."

Posted by: Max Power at April 05, 2018 02:08 PM (q177U)

61 The ruling class doesn't particularly care about this because they don't shop at Target.
They don't care about men having a free pass to girls' changing rooms at public pools because they belong to country clubs where the clientele is carefully chosen and well-known.

IIRC, in the Houston plebiscite about unisex public facilities, it was the very rich neighborhoods that most favored "inclusion" while the poor were against it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 05, 2018 02:08 PM (0jtPF)

62 Let Jezebel explain why it's no big deal that a young girl was forced to see an adult man's penis."

what? does the sun explain itself to the rooster?

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 05, 2018 02:09 PM (Kuhyt)

63 59 well it is a good thing that Kevin has his winsome personality to fall back on.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 05, 2018 02:08 PM (wvCEt)

DIE. JUST DIE!

Posted by: Kevin "Miss Congeniality" Williamson at April 05, 2018 02:09 PM (RD7QR)

64 I think it's important to highlight stories like these because Target thinks, or maybe thought, that it was an easy call to bow to the gender-benders.

Target's HQ is in Minnesota.

'Nuff said.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:09 PM (Eb6e4)

65 53: There should be attendants with straight razors there to help them become women, IMO

Posted by: CN at April 05, 2018 02:09 PM (5gaNQ)

66 HEEEEEEY!!!!

Posted by: Naked Anthony Weiner at April 05, 2018 02:09 PM (YMUVJ)

67 This has racial undertones.

Posted by: Jen Psocki at April 05, 2018 02:09 PM (vtcmf)

68 I've said it once and I'll say it again - little girls just need to get used to seeing big, floppy adult dicks in their faces.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at April 05, 2018 02:10 PM (vg8iE)

69 Whats amazing is the liberal reaction to KW getting fired on the twit feed - these people really don't get the concept of multiple opinions on anything.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 05, 2018 02:10 PM (AjNMO)

70 I'm curious...did Kevin "That's Kevin *D*, prole" Williamson have any heartburn when John Derbyshire was dumped from NR?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 05, 2018 02:10 PM (eytER)

71 57
Yep, confirmed.

https://twitter.com/mlcalderone/status/981956635634565120

Posted by: The Institute at April 05, 2018 02:07 PM (nGsFZ)

That gives me a sad.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 05, 2018 02:10 PM (Dp6qK)

72 Taxpayer funded cutadickoffofme in his future?
Posted by: flounderbot

Funded? Try supplied. Courtesy of KaBar.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 02:11 PM (Y42RP)

73 All in all it's just a-nother dong in the face

Posted by: Pinko Floyd at April 05, 2018 02:11 PM (YMUVJ)

74 >>Who could have seen this coming?

Racist Bigot Homophobes, that's who.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 02:11 PM (UvE/B)

75 There's plenty of "he'd (Kevin) better learn to code" takes on the Twatters now.

Maybe a *bit* insensitive, but Kevin's earned every one of them.

Posted by: The Institute at April 05, 2018 02:11 PM (nGsFZ)

76 Targets stock is up 35% over the past year. It dove down to around $48.00 then recovered as the general market picked up. Then along cake Penis, which will make it come down again. So to speak.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2018 02:11 PM (ONeLj)

77 Target's answer will be, oh it's just one incident! The majority of them are really nice! We have to be tolerant.

Posted by: PJ at April 05, 2018 02:11 PM (qlTN9)

78 Come for the social justice, stay for the teabagging!

Posted by: Target at April 05, 2018 02:12 PM (vtcmf)

79 Somewhere there is a Dick's / Target joke to be made here about corporations bowing to lefty demands ... maybe Scogg can give it a tug.

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 02:12 PM (sX1BW)

80 I think it's important to highlight stories like these because Target thinks, or maybe thought, that it was an easy call to bow to the gender-benders.

Target's HQ is in Minnesota.

'Nuff said.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Dayton Hudson Corp.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 02:12 PM (Y42RP)

81 61
The ruling class doesn't particularly care about this because they don't shop at Target.

They don't care about men having a free pass to girls' changing
rooms at public pools because they belong to country clubs where the
clientele is carefully chosen and well-known.

IIRC, in the Houston plebiscite about unisex public facilities, it
was the very rich neighborhoods that most favored "inclusion" while the
poor were against it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 05, 2018 02:08 PM (0jtPF)

Hey poor people take a bite of the sandwich for me. How's my ass taste? LOL.

Posted by: Rich Peepo at April 05, 2018 02:12 PM (ymnmz)

82 well it is a good thing that Kevin has his winsome personality to fall back on.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 05, 2018 02:08 PM (wvCEt)

He could join up with Jen Rubin, Bill Kristol, George Will, and Egg McMuffin and form a villain squad, like Lex Luthor and the rest.

Hmmm, I have an idea for a new Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 02:12 PM (hLRSq)

83 Are all the white people dead yet? Or can I still fap to that fantasy?

Posted by: Kevin Wiliamson Authentic TruCon and South African Genocide Enthusiast at April 05, 2018 02:12 PM (YMUVJ)

84 What little girl?

You never heard of shrinkage?

It was cold out there on that park bench!

Posted by: Aqualung at April 05, 2018 02:12 PM (UvE/B)

85 76 Targets stock is up 35% over the past year. It dove down to around $48.00 then recovered as the general market picked up. Then along cake Penis, which will make it come down again. So to speak.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2018 02:11 PM (ONeLj)

Cake penis, you say?

Posted by: Kevin "Miss Congeniality" Williamson at April 05, 2018 02:12 PM (RD7QR)

86 78
Come for the social justice, stay for the teabagging!

Posted by: Target at April 05, 2018 02:12 PM (vtcmf)

That should come with a warning to put the coffee down.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 05, 2018 02:13 PM (ymnmz)

87 When My family uses the rest room there is generally one of us outside the door. Armed. Problem solved.

Funny how that works.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2018 02:13 PM (ONeLj)

88 I was told by our betters and OPRAH that this kind of behavior was now unacceptable.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2018 02:13 PM (CClpm)

89 yes, learn to code. And then learn that you won't get a job because this too is now a job Americans wont do...because they want to get paid for it.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 05, 2018 02:13 PM (Kuhyt)

90 Mmm. The one-eyed worm wearing the pink turtleneck.

Posted by: MeMyselfandI at April 05, 2018 02:13 PM (tYPH9)

91 >>Yep, confirmed.

https://twitter.com/mlcalderone/status/981956635634565120

I like the part where it says Williamson's language ran contrary to the Atlantic's tradition of respectful, well-reasoned debate and to the values of their workplace.

Remind me again, where was Andy Sullivan working and posting during the 2008 election, when he was mad-obsessed with Sarah Palin's vagina?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 05, 2018 02:13 PM (W+vEI)

92 So about The Atlantic's "New Hire", Kevin Williamson...

It looks like he might have been shit-canned already.

https://twitter.com/bariweiss/status/981955678339239937

You'll never be "woke" enough for the Left.
Posted by: The Institute

He should have just freshened up his plan to kill the rurals. The Left digs that stuff.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2018 02:13 PM (aPsQQ)

93 ne mom YMCA member commented: "I have never seen so many penises!"

The fraternities at her college claim otherwise.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 05, 2018 02:14 PM (xWa+G)

94 Target bathrooms are the same or similar across the land, there is no way he went into a child's stall by mistake - there are too many others available, and the men's restroom, I presume, has no shortage of space.

Posted by: sarahw at April 05, 2018 02:14 PM (Sp1NT)

95 all crime stats are hate facts until the cultural marxists sees a crime unicorn.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 05, 2018 02:14 PM (Kuhyt)

96 92
So about The Atlantic's "New Hire", Kevin Williamson...

It looks like he might have been shit-canned already.

https://twitter.com/bariweiss/status/981955678339239937

You'll never be "woke" enough for the Left.

Posted by: The Institute

He should have just freshened up his plan to kill the rurals. The Left digs that stuff.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2018 02:13 PM (aPsQQ)

Is there any overlap with the Target story?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 05, 2018 02:14 PM (ymnmz)

97 One supposes Williams will at least get a decent payday. Not really sure what his going rate is, but I presume he had a multi-year deal with the Atlantic to leave NR.

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 02:14 PM (sX1BW)

98 >>>85 76 Targets stock is up 35% over the past year. It dove down to around $48.00 then recovered as the general market picked up. Then along cake Penis, which will make it come down again. So to speak.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2018 02:11 PM (ONeLj)

Cake penis, you say?
Posted by: Kevin "Miss Congeniality" Williamson at April 05, 2018 02:12 PM (RD7QR)
_______
Do they have a senatorial discount on Cake Penis?

What about meat penis?

Asking for a friend... downstairs!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey Graham 2020 at April 05, 2018 02:15 PM (YMUVJ)

99 And how many of these incidents go unreported?

That's the missing part of the whole discussion.

I have a feeling that for every one incident we see in print, a dozen go unreported.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2018 02:15 PM (aPsQQ)

100 Did somebody say penis?!?!?!?

Posted by: Shep Smith at April 05, 2018 02:15 PM (pw+jk)

101 37 After enacting the new policy allowing people to enter their preferred restroom no matter their biological sex, Target suffered a $10 billion loss in value, a full 20% drop, which critics connected to the new policy, while defenders claimed was a result of other factors. As the protests against the store from pro-family groups escalated, Target's CEO Brian Cornell not only doubled-down on the controversial policy, but went as far as to compare those opposed to it as being akin to racists who opposed the outlet when they featured black models in their advertisement.

Time to change your name to Cornhole, bub.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 05, 2018 02:05 PM (Dp6qK)

I wonder if that's still ongoing. Things tend to get dropped as time goes on and when the Left targets (ha) something else.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 05, 2018 02:15 PM (4ErVI)

102 95
all crime stats are hate facts until the cultural marxists sees a crime unicorn.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 05, 2018 02:14 PM (Kuhyt)

Is that you Greg?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 05, 2018 02:16 PM (ymnmz)

103 77 Target's answer will be, oh it's just one incident! The majority of them are really nice! We have to be tolerant.
Posted by: PJ at April 05, 2018 02:11 PM (qlTN9)

They're not ALL perverts! Not every single one! OK, the vast majority, but there must be one somewhere who isn't! - Target

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:16 PM (Eb6e4)

104 And how many of these incidents go unreported?

That's the missing part of the whole discussion.

I have a feeling that for every one incident we see in print, a dozen go unreported.
========

I am reminded of the story of the local CA pol who was all for trannies in all the bathrooms until her little girls were terrified when a grown man, in a dress, came walking in on them in a public bathroom.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 05, 2018 02:16 PM (vg8iE)

105 98
>>>85 76 Targets stock is up 35% over the past year. It dove down to around $48.00 then recovered as the general market picked up. Then along cake Penis, which will make it come down again. So to speak.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2018 02:11 PM (ONeLj)

Cake penis, you say?

Posted by: Kevin "Miss Congeniality" Williamson at April 05, 2018 02:12 PM (RD7QR)

_______

Do they have a senatorial discount on Cake Penis?

What about meat penis?

Asking for a friend... downstairs!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey Graham 2020 at April 05, 2018 02:15 PM (YMUVJ)

THEY'RE EATING CAKE PENIS IN TARGET CENTER!!!

Posted by: SHEP at April 05, 2018 02:16 PM (Dp6qK)

106 I haven't been to Target since they instituted the rule whereby I must look at a stranger's penis if I want to pee.

Seems I made the sensible choice.

The last time I saw a stranger's penis I was 11 years old, at the public library, and the poor fellow thought it would be fun to expose himself. Being a self-possessed 'ette in training, I just pointed and laughed out loud. I don't think that was the reaction he was hoping for, and he zipped up and slunk away without further incident.

Some day, perhaps I will understand the need of some freaks to flash their privates, but I'm sort of hoping I never do.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2018 02:17 PM (7UW64)

107 Ok, I'll leave the comment section

Posted by: Skip Cats won it all at April 05, 2018 02:17 PM (aC6Sd)

108 How does "Target" get away with that name?

It's threatening! It's triggering! Waaaah! I need a safe space!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:17 PM (Eb6e4)

109 Kevin "Kill Whitey" Williamson got shitcanned from the Atlantic

Bwahahahaha

Snort

BWAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at April 05, 2018 02:17 PM (YMUVJ)

110 So, how is this not enabling pedophilia?

Oh yes, DOJ is run by an Elvin eared nitwit.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 05, 2018 02:17 PM (r9UYA)

111 Then along cake Penis, which will make it come down again. So to speak.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2018 02:11 PM (ONeLj)

Cake penis, you say?

Posted by: Kevin "Miss Congeniality" Williamson at April 05, 2018

♬ These are a few of my favorite things ♬

Posted by: B'roke Obama at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM (LOgQ4)

112 You show one little girl in a Target store your penis...

Posted by: Pepe the Penis Flasher at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM (pw+jk)

113 Although I boycotted Target ever since the bathroom edict, I'm inclined to think something like this event could happen in ANY public place irrespective of whether they have a transgender policy or not.

Target's policy makes it more difficult for managers and security to identify these perverts and confront them beforehand.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM (xWa+G)

114 So about The Atlantic's "New Hire", Kevin Williamson...

It looks like he might have been shit-canned already.

Recant and come home, Kevin. We told you so.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM (Boy/L)

115 The majority of them are really nice! We have to be tolerant.
Posted by: PJ at April 05, 2018 02:11 PM (qlTN9)

No, the majority, that is to say, all of them are mentally ill. I choose to not engage with their delusion. And, as a sane member of society, I suspect my rights trump any and all penumbras or emanations.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM (7UW64)

116 If Trump were to come out in support of Target's policy, most of Ace's readers would change their mind immediately.

Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM (6Z0LB)

117 61 - This is true of virtually any "cultural" issue. Immigration? It's not like those illegals are going to be in the neighborhoods of the wealthy any longer than it takes for them to mow their lawns. Public schools? Who gives a shit how dysfunctional they are? Their kids are never going to set foot in them. On and in it goes. The rich are insulated from the consequences of their policy choices. Consequences are for the rest of us.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM (qB3GS)

118 Speaking of perverts, Patterico still hates the Horde.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2018 02:19 PM (y7DUB)

119 HA ha! (Nelson Laugh) Kevin Williamson's new friends don't like him after all!!!!

(and I hope NR doesn't go crawling back begging for him, cementing their reputation as a halfway house for washed up opinion writers)

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2018 02:19 PM (k1TUh)

120 Yikes. Sick.

Denutting with pliers and no anesthetic for the sicko.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2018 02:20 PM (Ij2U7)

121 Some day, perhaps I will understand the need of some freaks to flash their privates, but I'm sort of hoping I never do.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2018 02:17 PM (7UW64)

Gotta start the sex offender trajectory somewhere.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:20 PM (Eb6e4)

122 nobody expects Ladies Room Surprise Penis!

Posted by: the new Marvel superhero (ine) at April 05, 2018 02:05 PM

Well, to be honest, we kinda did.

Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at April 05, 2018 02:20 PM (p+Wdc)

123 Dear troll,

In the immortal words of Junior Soprano, go shit in your hat.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2018 02:20 PM (Boy/L)

124 118 Speaking of perverts, Patterico still hates the Horde.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2018 02:19 PM (y7DUB)

And the Horde still doesn't care.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 05, 2018 02:20 PM (RD7QR)

125 Kevin Williamson got fired?

Excellent.

Posted by: ALH at April 05, 2018 02:20 PM (uLuPn)

126 Patterico can choke on a bag of dicks. The family size. Extra crispy.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2018 02:20 PM (ONeLj)

127 Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM (6Z0LB)

Wrong-o, Mikey!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 02:20 PM (tpDAe)

128 Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM

The short bus dropped you off early today.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 05, 2018 02:21 PM (LOgQ4)

129 If that happened to my granddaughter there would be blood on the floor. And I am not a violent person.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:21 PM (lwiT4)

130
If Trump were to come out in support of Target's policy, most of Ace's readers would change their mind immediately.

Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM (6Z0LB)

Trump did during the campaign. He said people could use whatever bathroom they wanted at Trump Tower.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 05, 2018 02:21 PM (lKyWE)

131 Speaking of perverts, Patterico still hates the Horde.

Well, we're still doing it right then.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2018 02:21 PM (Boy/L)

132 116 If Trump were to come out in support of Target's policy, most of Ace's readers would change their mind immediately.
Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM (6Z0LB)

About Trump, One Name Guy.

Tell George we said, "Hey."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:21 PM (Eb6e4)

133

EM SWEET POTATO FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 05, 2018 02:21 PM (/Hopc)

134 Funny how any of the left's favorite perversions and wants come down to the "It's only this one guy thing. All of the others are perfect." excuse.

Not so for the right. A shooter is enabled by all legal gun owners.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 05, 2018 02:21 PM (pw+jk)

135 Re Williamson's firing, do any of you know what was the language in his tweet and podcast that was deemed offensive?

Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 02:21 PM (oMtOd)

136 Which one is the troll?

Posted by: ALH at April 05, 2018 02:21 PM (uLuPn)

137 If you are a biological male who believes you are female, you need help, not encouragement.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2018 02:22 PM (ONeLj)

138 Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM (6Z0LB)

Derpy comment, Chief. Try again.

Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at April 05, 2018 02:22 PM (xPJvm)

139 I suspect Williamson knew this was always going to be a possibility and may have secretly wanted this outcome to occur. Though he may have expected it to take more than a week.

Posted by: SH at April 05, 2018 02:22 PM (sX1BW)

140 Mike's an idiot.

I better quit. Two posts in and I'm already blowing a gasket.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:22 PM (lwiT4)

141 132 116 If Trump were to come out in support of Target's policy, most of Ace's readers would change their mind immediately."

well, it would depend. right?

what the fuck? This is why the left can lose from time to time, they're so fucking filled with insane hate that they have no idea what they're talking about.

Posted by: Kuhyt at April 05, 2018 02:22 PM (Kuhyt)

142 Which restroom does RuPaul use?

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 02:22 PM (LiyEm)

143 Getting pretty fukkin tired of people telling me I have to tolerate the intolerable.

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2018 02:22 PM (Ak/GS)

144 Primo Ace:

"Who could have seen this coming? Nostradamus, maybe! But no one else!"

Posted by: m at April 05, 2018 02:23 PM (U6XUk)

145 117 61 - This is true of virtually any "cultural" issue. Immigration? It's not like those illegals are going to be in the neighborhoods of the wealthy any longer than it takes for them to mow their lawns. Public schools? Who gives a shit how dysfunctional they are? Their kids are never going to set foot in them. On and in it goes. The rich are insulated from the consequences of their policy choices. Consequences are for the rest of us.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM (qB3GS)
--------------------------------
BINGO!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 05, 2018 02:23 PM (0jtPF)

146 Target's policy makes it more difficult for managers and security to identify these perverts and confront them beforehand.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM (xWa+G)

Weenie wagging is the least of it. Wait until they find a child's body in the women's bathroom.

I hope they don't, obviously, but realistically, I think it's only a matter of time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:23 PM (Eb6e4)

147 Last summer, at a corporate camping trip for my husband, I was sitting at the fire which was rather close to the bathhouse. One of the ladies returned from there and stated that some little girls in the ladies room were upset because a trannie (man) came in to use the bathroom, and they were screaming about it and shrieking to their mom.

She was aghast that their parents had not raised them to be more inclusive.

1. I heard no shrieking, nor did I see any little girls come out of the bathhouse, and we were just across the drive.

2. This is a very unlikely scenario at a place called Miller's Landing, south of Seward, AK, in the woods.

3. She was completely full of shit, but was virtue signaling like mad to "the boss" who is a clueless lefty.

This came after "the boss" talking about "marching for science," whereupon I asked her what she thought that march accomplished and got no answer but a pretty big harrumph.

Lefties are as mentally ill as men who need to pee in the ladies room

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2018 02:23 PM (7UW64)

148 Ok, forgot why I went to the sidebar because I got so distracted looking at everything

Posted by: Skip Cats won it all at April 05, 2018 02:23 PM (aC6Sd)

149 I better quit. Two posts in and I'm already blowing a gasket.
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:22 PM (lwiT4)
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Just do what I'm doing, grammie. Get into the kids' Easter baskets when they're not around and make yourself sick on chocolate.

Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 02:23 PM (oMtOd)

150 Recant and come home, Kevin. We told you so.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM (Boy/L)

Too late, he had to burn down his old home because it felt a bit too rustic.

Posted by: Sjg at April 05, 2018 02:23 PM (gDSJf)

151 Now if Trump said "kick One Named Guy's ass and pants him front of the girl's locker room"...

Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at April 05, 2018 02:23 PM (xPJvm)

152 Maybe they'll tell you it was a woman's penis, and thus not threatening.

Posted by: DaveM at April 05, 2018 02:24 PM (WWC3Y)

153 116
If Trump were to come out in support of Target's policy, most of Ace's readers would change their mind immediately.

Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM (6Z0LB)

Have a cake penis and STFU.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 05, 2018 02:24 PM (Dp6qK)

154 What a clueless trool, must be paid Target wages to be so stupid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2018 02:24 PM (Ij2U7)

155 Getting pretty fukkin tired of people telling me I have to tolerate the intolerable.

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2018 02:22 PM (Ak/GS)

======
The tyranny of the minority...the teeny tiny micro minority. It's way past it's best by date.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 05, 2018 02:24 PM (pw+jk)

156 118 Speaking of perverts, Patterico still hates the Horde."

Patterico used to be decent, but he's shown himself as a pathetic state-worshiping never Trumper. So fuck Patterico.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2018 02:24 PM (k1TUh)

157 No one ever expects the exposed penis inquisition!

Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition! at April 05, 2018 02:24 PM (gbWkA)

158 It was the National Cock Punch Association that made him do it.

We need more common sense cock control.

Posted by: Fritz at April 05, 2018 02:24 PM (2Mnv1)

159 Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM
-----

Last name Hunt right?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 05, 2018 02:24 PM (9B/d8)

160 Whatever Trump is for, you guys are for because Trump is playing 4-D Outerspace Chess.

Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:25 PM (6Z0LB)

161 118 Speaking of perverts, Patterico still hates the Horde.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2018 02:19 PM (y7DUB)

Haven't paid any attention to him in years. What's his problem this time?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 02:25 PM (NWiLs)

162 You should go to the article, the Glee Gang enablers are out if full force.

"This did not happen because of Tranny Bathroom Joy, nothing formerly illegal is legal now etc etc.

I'm just glad to know everything was so great in Obama's era we had to focus a laser vision on THIS issue.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 05, 2018 02:25 PM (SzZnW)

163 Have a cake penis and STFU.

Ok. I am dying of laughter here

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2018 02:25 PM (ONeLj)

164
We need more common sense cock control.

Posted by: Fritz at April 05, 2018 02:24 PM (2Mnv1)

If you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 05, 2018 02:26 PM (lKyWE)

165 This came after "the boss" talking about "marching for science," whereupon I asked her what she thought that march accomplished and got no answer but a pretty big harrumph.

I love such marches. How many participating in them have the faintest idea about science? Bueller?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:26 PM (Eb6e4)

166 I took all three urchins out to eat yesterday, by myself. They are little. Barely can use a public restroom without help. I get sick to my stomach when they have to go to the bathroom. I stand outside the door and holler the whole time.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:26 PM (lwiT4)

167 I knew a guy named Mike. Mike liked to think he was real smart but he spent most of his time smelling his own farts and digging out cling-ons.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 05, 2018 02:27 PM (pw+jk)

168 160 Whatever Trump is for, you guys are for because Trump is playing 4-D Outerspace Chess.
Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:25 PM (6Z0LB)

Go pee in the women's restroom at Target, OK? Or was that story about you in the first place?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:27 PM (Eb6e4)

169 Have a cake penis and STFU.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 05, 2018 02:24 PM (Dp6qK)

That's a wrap, folks.

Hey, look, a new pi�ata to bat around! Goody!

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2018 02:27 PM (7UW64)

170 Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:26 PM (lwiT4)

We need to get you some lessons and a handgun permit.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2018 02:27 PM (ONeLj)

171 Whatever Trump is for, you guys are for because Trump is playing 4-D Outerspace Chess.

Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:25 PM (6Z0LB)

"Outer space" is two words, Mikey. If you had asked Trump, he would have told you that and saved yourself the embarrassment.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 05, 2018 02:28 PM (8gDQu)

172 Getting pretty fukkin tired of people telling me I have to tolerate the intolerable.

-
Kurt Eichenwald's totally nonracist employer, Newsweak:

Newsweek
@Newsweek
White people should stop panicking about losing their land in South Africa

In the meantime, white South Africans should be offering their energies (and for farmers, some of their land) to help find solutions. This will help secure their future in the country. Whereas attempts to defend their privilege could well lead to the loss of everything they own-an important lesson from Zimbabwe in the early 2000s.

Shorter: learn to love the whip.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)

173 Haven't paid any attention to him in years. What's his problem this time?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 02:25 PM (NWiLs)

Other than being a humor deprived knob, he's getting close to only having Kilgore Trout and Sharmuta willing to endure his paranoia. Lots of self deportation.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2018 02:28 PM (y7DUB)

174 165 I love such marches. How many participating in them have the faintest idea about science? Bueller?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:26 PM (Eb6e4)

To the Left, "science" just means "Anti-Christianity".

Posted by: Hikaru at April 05, 2018 02:28 PM (WDCYi)

175 types
ponders
deletes
closes browser
launches Microsoft Solitare.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 05, 2018 02:29 PM (roQNm)

176 "Outer space" is two words, Mikey. If you had asked Trump, he would have told you that and saved yourself the embarrassment.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 05, 2018 02:28 PM (8gDQu)

Mikey is a good bet to be "outer closet." How would he like it a woman - a real one, not some Judy Garland impersonator - turned up in his bathhouse?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:29 PM (Eb6e4)

177 There is a fresh Amber alert for a village idiot. Mike? Yer momma is looking for ya.

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2018 02:29 PM (Ak/GS)

178 Sharmuta is still around?

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:29 PM (lwiT4)

179 Hey Mike. Choke on a bag of dicks. The moose outside should have told you.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2018 02:29 PM (ONeLj)

180 Newsweek

@Newsweek

White people should stop panicking about losing their land in South Africa

In the meantime, white South Africans should be offering their
energies (and for farmers, some of their land) to help find solutions.
This will help secure their future in the country. Whereas attempts to
defend their privilege could well lead to the loss of everything they
own-an important lesson from Zimbabwe in the early 2000s.

==========

I'll bet Newsweak would have been a hoot in the 1930s.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 05, 2018 02:29 PM (pw+jk)

181 Other than being a humor deprived knob, he's getting close to only having Kilgore Trout and Sharmuta willing to endure his paranoia. Lots of self deportation.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2018 02:28 PM (y7DUB)

Hmm. Not surprised.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 02:29 PM (NWiLs)

182
160
Whatever Trump is for, you guys are for because Trump is playing 4-D Outerspace Chess.

Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:25 PM (6Z0LB)

Its checkers dumbass... 4 D outer-space checkers.

Jeebus

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 05, 2018 02:29 PM (ymnmz)

183 Target's policy makes it more difficult for managers and security to identify these perverts and confront them beforehand.

yeah I agree but in THIS incident, it sounds like the drunk guy came in through the entrance, made a bee line for the first restroom he could find and whipped it out.

he should be arrested and charged with whatever applies, but I dont think THIS case is the counter-argument for why you shouldn't have genderless bathrooms

Posted by: McCool at April 05, 2018 02:29 PM (Izjjo)

184 178 Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:29 PM (lwiT4)

timelessly in LGF Downfall Vids at any rate.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 05, 2018 02:30 PM (SzZnW)

185 Dear troll,

Good luck on the reverse psychology after your guy just spent eight years fellating Putin, opening the ATM's for Iranian mullahs, and politically weaponizing the FBI.

I will never be in favor of unisex bathrooms, which I was told 20 years ago was a boogeyman that would never come to pass. Thanks for stopping by and please hit Ace's tip jar.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 05, 2018 02:30 PM (gCJeK)

186 To the Left, "science" just means "Anti-Christianity".

Posted by: Hikaru at April 05, 2018 02:28 PM (WDCYi)

Hilarious. Because sooooo much science grew out of atheism and Islam.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2018 02:30 PM (7UW64)

187 "Outer space" is two words, Mikey. If you had asked Trump, he would have told you that and saved yourself the embarrassment.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 05, 2018 02:28 PM (8gDQu)

To be fair, wasn't the movie 'Innerspace' all one word?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2018 02:30 PM (ycWCI)

188 Well that was fast!

Kevin D. "Die Working Class" Williamson already fired by The Atlantic.

Was it worth the cucking, Kevie Boy?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 02:30 PM (Dn4Uq)

189 To the Left, "science" just means "Anti-Christianity".
Posted by: Hikaru at April 05, 2018 02:28 PM (WDCYi)

Yep. "Science" is just a cudgel to be wielded in certain circumstances, by those who don't know shit about science.

So ... global warming, totes science. Two sexes? Not science at all. Everyone knows that the number of sexes is variable, but always increasing. Now THAT'S science.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:31 PM (Eb6e4)

190 If Ace's real id is ever outed, he may want to avoid ever travelling to the UK. Not wanting little girls to see a penis is a hate crime there.

Posted by: GregV61 at April 05, 2018 02:31 PM (FLpne)

191 Didn't Kilgore Trout used to troll here?

Posted by: eleven at April 05, 2018 02:31 PM (+lOpA)

192
They guy apparently just burst into the ladies room and exposed himself never taking the time to actually pretend he was a woman or take a piss.
========
My client had reason to believe Target would be okay with that . . .

Posted by: Lionel Hutz attorney at law at April 05, 2018 02:31 PM (l1LEt)

193 "Outer space" is two words, Mikey.

-
Out of space is where Maxine Waters comes from.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 05, 2018 02:31 PM (+y/Ru)

194 Complaining about a penis being shoved, uh, in our, uh, face is not who we are as, uh, country.

Posted by: Barack H. Obama at April 05, 2018 02:31 PM (8xuBE)

195 191 Didn't Kilgore Trout used to troll here?
Posted by: eleven at April 05, 2018 02:31 PM (+lOpA)

HotAir mostly, I think.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 02:31 PM (NWiLs)

196 Ok. There is double espresso all over my monitor. Someone owes me

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2018 02:32 PM (ONeLj)

197 Its checkers dumbass... 4 D outer-space checkers.

Jeebus
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 05, 2018 02:29 PM (ymnmz)

Whereas Mikey plays tic-tac-toe. And loses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:32 PM (Eb6e4)

198 Mike's a douche.

Posted by: Mike's Friends at April 05, 2018 02:32 PM (gbWkA)

199 If Trump were to come out in support of Target's policy, most of Ace's readers would change their mind immediately.

Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM (6Z0LB)
***************************

Didn't know Mrs. Obama posted here.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 05, 2018 02:32 PM (PvFoN)

200 188 Well that was fast!

Kevin D. "Die Working Class" Williamson already fired by The Atlantic.

Was it worth the cucking, Kevie Boy?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 02:30 PM (Dn4Uq)

Hey Kevin, just one more thing: Victor Davis Hanson still has a few jobs, maybe he would let you work on his farm. Nice, honest work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2018 02:32 PM (ycWCI)

201 he should be arrested and charged with whatever applies, but I dont think THIS case is the counter-argument for why you shouldn't have genderless bathrooms

Then make it one, use the Harry Reid gambit. Truth is irrelevant, it is the seriousness of the charge and more importantly how fast and how far you can get it out in front of the truth.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 05, 2018 02:32 PM (kUmUV)

202 TFG would never complain about the stiff one-eye up in his face.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 02:32 PM (NWiLs)

203 Mikey is a good bet to be "outer closet." How would he like it if a woman - a real one, not some Judy Garland impersonator - turned up in his bathhouse?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:29 PM (Eb6e4)

Mikey is a tolerant individual He would happily welcome a woman into his bathhouse. He would force her to wear a strap-on, of course, and paint a moustache on ... but dress codes are dress codes. Mikey is happy cock gobbling on flesh or plastic.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 05, 2018 02:32 PM (8gDQu)

204 Sharmuta had it so bad for Chuck. I kinda felt sorry for her but mostly I didn't. She was mean.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:33 PM (lwiT4)

205 I love such marches. How many participating in them have the faintest idea about science? Bueller?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:26 PM (Eb6e4)

I'll have you know that I could know a lot about science if I wanted to. I just couldn't afford to lower my GPA and go on academic probation.

But I totally love SCIENCE.

Posted by: Women's Studies Major at April 05, 2018 02:33 PM (gDSJf)

206 Hmm.... that is a really interesting question...

How can we still enforce laws about Exposure... if we are now legally forced to share bathrooms?

Posted by: Don Q. at April 05, 2018 02:33 PM (NgKpN)

207 "A newborn wombat, a partially-disassembled food processor and one of those weird eyeless fish in the Mariana Trench"

*blows in envelope*

Who could have seen this coming?

Posted by: KARNAK the Magnificent at April 05, 2018 02:33 PM (ROV4u)

208 Cake Penis

It's going the distance
It's going for speed
She's all alone (all alone)
All alone in her time of need

Because it's racing and pacing and plotting the course
It's fighting and biting and riding on its horse
It's going the distance
No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulbs, no wine
It's haunted by something it cannot define
Bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse
Assail it, impale it with monster-truck force

In its mind, it's still driving, still making the grade
She's hoping in time that her memories will fade
'Cause it's racing and pacing and plotting the course
It's fighting and biting and riding on its horse
The sun has gone down and the moon has come up
And long ago somebody left with the cup
But it's striving and driving and hugging the turns
And thinking of someone for whom it still burns

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 05, 2018 02:33 PM (Dp6qK)

209 White people should stop panicking about losing their land in South Africa
___________________

Because their lands will be the least of what they lose.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 05, 2018 02:33 PM (fqUgw)

210 I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Kids need two parents-one to go with them and one to guard the door.

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 05, 2018 02:33 PM (XKZwp)

211 Mike's last name is "Pegme."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 05, 2018 02:33 PM (pw+jk)

212 Ok. There is double espresso all over my monitor. Someone owes me

Just put it on your AOSHQ Expense account.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 05, 2018 02:34 PM (xBSm0)

213 197
Its checkers dumbass... 4 D outer-space checkers.

Jeebus

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 05, 2018 02:29 PM (ymnmz)

Whereas Mikey plays tic-tac-toe. And loses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:32 PM (Eb6e4)

When I play Mikey in tic tac toe, I chose the corner box instead of the middle when I go first, and he still loses.

Posted by: Genral Organa (I am not a princess!) at April 05, 2018 02:34 PM (ymnmz)

214 199 If Trump were to come out in support of Target's policy, most of Ace's readers would change their mind immediately.

Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:18 PM (6Z0LB)
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Didn't know Mrs. Obama posted here.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 05, 2018 02:32 PM (PvFoN)

Hmmm... interesting... as Ace hisself almost banned me over my Early Trump Support...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 05, 2018 02:34 PM (NgKpN)

215 http://bit.ly/2Hd2Tsr
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Leaks Appear As Trump Faces Pushback On Syria | The Daily Caller

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 05, 2018 02:34 PM (y3aQB)

216 I'm a guy and I've been scarred for life seeing some guy's junk in my 30's.

This is BS, I'm not sure how much more seriously we can't take this war.

[spits upon hands]

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 05, 2018 02:34 PM (RHEDC)

217 Maybe we need penis-free zones at Target

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 05, 2018 02:34 PM (7ZVPa)

218 Kevin Williamson is looking to rent a U Haul. Any of you hillbillies want to help him out?

Posted by: Gumby at April 05, 2018 02:35 PM (2LelM)

219 Has Bill Kristol come out celebrating this yet?

Posted by: George LeS at April 05, 2018 02:35 PM (+TcCF)

220 173 Haven't paid any attention to him in years. What's his problem this time?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 02:25 PM (NWiLs)

Other than being a humor deprived knob, he's getting close to only having Kilgore Trout and Sharmuta willing to endure his paranoia. Lots of self deportation.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2018 02:28 PM (y7DUB)

Good lord, I thought that Sharmuta walked off a cliff or overdosed on Ben & Jerry's when Jharles Cohnson banned her.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 05, 2018 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

221 Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 05, 2018 02:33 PM (Dp6qK)

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Shit like that is why I love this place... and the informed postings with a reality view of course but....

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 05, 2018 02:36 PM (pw+jk)

222 194 Complaining about a penis being shoved, uh, in our, uh, face is not who we are as, uh, country.
Posted by: Barack H. Obama at April 05, 2018 02:31 PM (8xuBE)
_______________________

That's because Barky can't tell the difference between this country and the Man's Country bathhouse that he used to love back in Chicago.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 05, 2018 02:36 PM (fqUgw)

223 how much does Patterico pay? maybe he can hire Kevin DjugashViliamson.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 05, 2018 02:36 PM (wvCEt)

224 188 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 02:30 PM (Dn4Uq)

and Big Kev burnt his NRO bridges...

nobody likes a traitor Big Kev...nobody

Posted by: sven10077 at April 05, 2018 02:36 PM (SzZnW)

225 Kevin Williamson is looking to rent a U Haul. Any of you hillbillies want to help him out?
Posted by: Gumby

Not my yob, ese.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 02:36 PM (Y42RP)

226 We finally caught Mike but his weenie was to small to present as evidence.

Posted by: Target at April 05, 2018 02:36 PM (vtcmf)

227 200 188 Well that was fast!

Kevin D. "Die Working Class" Williamson already fired by The Atlantic.

Was it worth the cucking, Kevie Boy?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 02:30 PM (Dn4Uq)

Hey Kevin, just one more thing: Victor Davis Hanson still has a few jobs, maybe he would let you work on his farm. Nice, honest work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2018 02:32 PM (ycWCI)

We hired him because the Right kept calling him an idiot...

And since the Right is always wrong... we figured he would fit right in...

But the he got here, and to our horror, we discovered, he really is an idiot...

Posted by: Duh Atlantic... at April 05, 2018 02:36 PM (NgKpN)

228 Hey! How 'bout them Yankees?

Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2018 02:37 PM (gbWkA)

229 Amos, whack his pee-pee

Posted by: Marcus T at April 05, 2018 02:37 PM (ONeLj)

230 Good lord, I thought that Sharmuta walked off a cliff or overdosed on Ben Jerry's when Jharles Cohnson banned her.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 05, 2018 02:35 PM (RD7QR)
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Her and Irish Rose, or whatever her name was

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:37 PM (lwiT4)

231 204 Sharmuta had it so bad for Chuck. I kinda felt sorry for her but mostly I didn't. She was mean.

Sharmuta's grovelling catchphrase: "I'm so sorry, Charles."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 02:38 PM (Dn4Uq)

232 224. Yep. Traitors are despised not only by those they betray, but also by those to whom they betray.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 05, 2018 02:38 PM (fA1SL)

233 230 Good lord, I thought that Sharmuta walked off a cliff or overdosed on Ben Jerry's when Jharles Cohnson banned her.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 05, 2018 02:35 PM (RD7QR)
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Her and Irish Rose, or whatever her name was
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:37 PM (lwiT4)

Want to talk about an actual cult, there it was.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 02:38 PM (NWiLs)

234 Good lord, I thought that Sharmuta walked off a cliff or overdosed on Ben & Jerry's when Jharles Cohnson banned her.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 05, 2018 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

I was using her and Kilgore Trout as stick figures for the few remaining commenters. Sorry for the confusion.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2018 02:38 PM (y7DUB)

235 Good lord, I thought that Sharmuta walked off a cliff or overdosed on Ben & Jerry's when Jharles Cohnson banned her.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 05, 2018 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

He's banning his own worshippers?

Posted by: eleven at April 05, 2018 02:38 PM (+lOpA)

236 "A newborn wombat, a partially-disassembled food processor and one of those weird eyeless fish in the Mariana Trench"

*blows in envelope*

Who could have seen this coming?
Posted by: KARNAK the Magnificent

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 02:38 PM (Y42RP)

237 Walgreens just announced the same policy as Target

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 05, 2018 02:38 PM (czkHE)

238 It's no big deal because little girls (and little boys, and little its) should be "exposed" to all forms of sexuality in the most graphic ways possible. Hasn't that been the goal of sex "educators" for at least the past 30 years?

Posted by: Average Guy at April 05, 2018 02:38 PM (LMcFk)

239 189 So ... global warming, totes science. Two sexes? Not science at all. Everyone knows that the number of sexes is variable, but always increasing. Now THAT'S science.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:31 PM (Eb6e4)

When a child's heart starts beating? Not science.

Spirit Cooking? Science!

Posted by: Hikaru at April 05, 2018 02:39 PM (WDCYi)

240 Who could have seen this coming?

Posted by: KARNAK the Magnificent at April 05, 2018 02:33 PM (ROV4u)

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Hopefully not the poor little girl.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 05, 2018 02:39 PM (pw+jk)

241 Wild Irish Hose?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2018 02:39 PM (Ij2U7)

242 Traitors are despised not only by those they betray, but also by those to whom they betray.
==========

Judas says Aye.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:39 PM (lwiT4)

243 237 Walgreens just announced the same policy as Target
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 05, 2018 02:38 PM (czkHE)

Ok, just have to go across the street to the CVS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2018 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

244 And since the Right is always wrong... we figured he would fit right in...

But the he got here, and to our horror, we discovered, he really is an idiot...
Posted by: Duh Atlantic... at April 05, 2018 02:36 PM (NgKpN)

You're saying an idiot won't fit in at The Atlantic?

Good one.

(Btw, what's the next word? The Atlantic ... what?)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:39 PM (Eb6e4)

245 Never mind, I found what Williamson said that got him fired. Here it is, if anyone is interested.

https://tinyurl.com/yasxol4c

Posted by: bluebell at April 05, 2018 02:39 PM (oMtOd)

246 I hate to be "that guy" but isn't it technically a penis cake and not a cake penis?

Or is there a distinction we (probably) don't want to know about?

Posted by: Max Power at April 05, 2018 02:40 PM (q177U)

247 Walgreens just announced the same policy as Target

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 05, 2018 02:38 PM (czkHE)
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They're Skandi. Of course they did.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:40 PM (lwiT4)

248 Well that was fast!

Kevin D. "Die Working Class" Williamson already fired by The Atlantic.

Was it worth the cucking, Kevie Boy?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 02:30 PM (Dn4Uq)

Hey Kevin, just one more thing: Victor Davis Hanson still has a few jobs, maybe he would let you work on his farm. Nice, honest work.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Maybe Kevin can get a job as bathroom monitor at Target.
Winning!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at April 05, 2018 02:40 PM (vcOmj)

249 Details on Williamson's firing, including full statement from The Atlantic:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9l46b88

ACE has got to be loving this. I know I sure am LOL.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 02:40 PM (Dn4Uq)

250 Ok, just have to go across the street to the CVS.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2018 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

Yup

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 05, 2018 02:40 PM (czkHE)

251 He's banning his own worshippers?
Posted by: eleven at April 05, 2018 02:38 PM (+lOpA)

Surely you wouldn't be surprised by Bike Boy going full retard.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2018 02:40 PM (y7DUB)

252 Bicycle boy still alive? Sorry to hear that.

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (Ak/GS)

253 I hate to be "that guy" but isn't it technically a penis cake and not a cake penis?

Or is there a distinction we (probably) don't want to know about?

Posted by: Max Power at April 05, 2018 02:40 PM (q177U)

===========
There, their, they're.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (pw+jk)

254 Maybe Kevin can get a job as bathroom monitor at Target.
Winning!!
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I suspect Kevin would enjoy having wieners thrust in his face.

Posted by: Gumby at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (2LelM)

255 UGH ! I killed Many Brain Cells drinking Wild Irish Rose in my younger days

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (y3aQB)

256 238 It's no big deal because little girls (and little boys, and little its) should be "exposed" to all forms of sexuality in the most graphic ways possible. Hasn't that been the goal of sex "educators" for at least the past 30 years?
Posted by: Average Guy at April 05, 2018 02:38 PM (LMcFk)

Yep. Hence the "fisting" courses in elementary schools.

I sure hope we have enough lamp posts. Some of these miscreants might have to double up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (Eb6e4)

257 oh, you guys were serious?

Kevin Williamson ALREADY got fired?

Did he even finish orientation yet?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (F5+ro)

258 You'd think a guy who really wants to be a girl would go to the MENS restroom to look at the other men's peni instead of exposing himself to a girl in the LADIES room.

Posted by: Speller at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (pSotA)

259 The fact that you morons think Kevin Williamson isn't a conservative is hysterical. In your minds, Trump defines Conservatism.

Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (6Z0LB)

260 246 I hate to be "that guy" but isn't it technically a penis cake and not a cake penis?

Or is there a distinction we (probably) don't want to know about?
Posted by: Max Power at April 05, 2018 02:40 PM (q177U)

Yeah, but you can also say 'cake donut', so I think that usage works. It is cake, in the shape of a penis.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (ycWCI)

261 Kevin. D. #Winning.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (wvCEt)

262 Penis cake sounds like an STD you get in a bakery.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (xBSm0)

263 Target spokesperson Danielle Schumann claims the man was drunk when he exposed himself to the girl before leaving.

----

She actually seems to be claiming that this mitigates Target's liability.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (PcKJi)

264 249 Three guesses what the next post will be about?

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 02:42 PM (LiyEm)

265 Pay attention to me!!!

Posted by: Stormy's Droopy Silicone Brestages at April 05, 2018 02:42 PM (gbWkA)

266 He's banning his own worshippers?
Posted by: eleven at April 05, 2018 02:38 PM (+lOpA)

Fear will keep the commenters in line. Fear of this banhammer.

Posted by: Grand Moff Tarkin at April 05, 2018 02:42 PM (gDSJf)

267 Has any one confessed to forging Susan Rice signatures on all those unmasking authorizations........

Posted by: No Answers at April 05, 2018 02:42 PM (mrSl4)

268 Big Kev was fired because there was an old pro-life podcast floating around....

implying one of two things:

1) he lied about being pro-choice

2) the never trumpers are doomed

Posted by: sven10077 at April 05, 2018 02:42 PM (SzZnW)

269 #259

Bag of dicks! Get yer bag of dicks here!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 02:42 PM (Dn4Uq)

270 looks like Mike's application for the Atlantic didn't go well

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 05, 2018 02:43 PM (wvCEt)

271 257 oh, you guys were serious?

Kevin Williamson ALREADY got fired?

Did he even finish orientation yet?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (F5+ro)

He did not even get assigned a parking space yet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2018 02:43 PM (ycWCI)

272 265
Pay attention to me!!!

Posted by: Stormy's Droopy Silicone Brestages at April 05, 2018 02:42 PM (gbWkA)

Wahhhhhhh! Get in line!

Posted by: Kim Kardashian's falling ass on toothpick legs at April 05, 2018 02:43 PM (ymnmz)

273 My suggestion to white South Africans is call it a good 400 years and get out with your lives intact.

Posted by: Skip Cats won it all at April 05, 2018 02:43 PM (aC6Sd)

274 253
I hate to be "that guy" but isn't it technically a penis cake and not a cake penis?

Or is there a distinction we (probably) don't want to know about?

Posted by: Max Power at April 05, 2018 02:40 PM (q177U)

===========
There, their, they're.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (pw+jk)

We defer to our local expert. Mike?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 05, 2018 02:43 PM (Dp6qK)

275 264 249 Three guesses what the next post will be about?

Someone pry Ace away from that whore Twitter!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 02:43 PM (Dn4Uq)

276 258 You'd think a guy who really wants to be a girl would go to the MENS restroom to look at the other men's peni instead of exposing himself to a girl in the LADIES room.
Posted by: Speller at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (pSotA)

Don't try to figure it out rationally. A detailed analysis could cause irreversible brain damage.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:43 PM (Eb6e4)

277 The Hillary blame tour continues.Blames Comey and Pizzagate for her loss.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293267/

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 02:43 PM (LiyEm)

278 230 Good lord, I thought that Sharmuta walked off a cliff or overdosed on Ben Jerry's when Jharles Cohnson banned her.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 05, 2018 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

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Her and Irish Rose, or whatever her name was

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:37 PM (lwiT4)

Want to talk about an actual cult, there it was.

Man, that's some names I haven't heard in a long time. I got the banhammer in what, early 2007? Is that place still around? I'm pretty sure I saw Chuck with a cardboard sign at the intersection of Pico Sepulveda Blvd 2 years ago.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 05, 2018 02:43 PM (RHEDC)

279 Looking forward to Jonah explaining to the couch how NR's affirmative fag got fired on his first day at the Atlantic for his views on executing women who have abortions. This is gonna be GREAT!

Posted by: Gumby at April 05, 2018 02:43 PM (2LelM)

280 I think ace is busy rolling in schadenfreude about Williamson. It could take a while for the high to wear off.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 05, 2018 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

281 >>>Because their lands will be the least of what they lose.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 05, 2018 02:33 PM (fqUgw)

You talking about the penis again, right?

Posted by: Max Power at April 05, 2018 02:44 PM (q177U)

282 Its very sad but I see no hope for those people

Posted by: Skip Cats won it all at April 05, 2018 02:44 PM (aC6Sd)

283 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9l46b88

ACE has got to be loving this. I know I sure am LOL.
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well frankly I have no use for Kevin Personality Williamson, but if this is the funnah, then maybe I'll have to look into it.

Posted by: simplemind at April 05, 2018 02:44 PM (vxlE3)

284 As to the Trump security meeting leak:

Tuesday, CNN and the Associated press, citing officials familiar with the situation but not "authorized" to discuss it, reported.....

When ABC confirms this, I'll know it is bullshit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 05, 2018 02:44 PM (pw+jk)

285 A vulnerable child and a sexual predator in a bathroom.

In a place called "Target."

How appropriate.

Posted by: Irony at April 05, 2018 02:44 PM (ATVNj)

286 267
Has any one confessed to forging Susan Rice signatures on all those unmasking authorizations........

Posted by: No Answers at April 05, 2018 02:42 PM (mrSl4)

Susan Rice too? I though the bulk of them were from that scrawney necked UN fluffer, what's her name

Posted by: Kim Kardashian's falling ass on toothpick legs at April 05, 2018 02:44 PM (ymnmz)

287 Kevin Williamson ALREADY got fired?

Did he even finish orientation yet?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (F5+ro)

He did not even get assigned a parking space yet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2018 02:43 PM (ycWCI)

He hadn't even figured where the men's restroom was, much less the women's.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:44 PM (Eb6e4)

288 Pray attention me!

Posted by: Phat Boi at April 05, 2018 02:44 PM (gbWkA)

289 280 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 05, 2018 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

Big Kev's arrogance is amazing.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 05, 2018 02:45 PM (SzZnW)

290 I just can't stop laughing. And pointing. The pointing and the laughing!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 02:45 PM (Dn4Uq)

291 Oegon Governor :No way will I authorize the National Guard to carry out Trump's border security plan

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293301/

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 02:45 PM (LiyEm)

292 263 Target spokesperson Danielle Schumann claims the man was drunk when he exposed himself to the girl before leaving.

----

She actually seems to be claiming that this mitigates Target's liability.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (PcKJi)

I can only speak for myself, here, but in my life I have found the "but I was drunk" excuse to not be particularly useful, or helpful. Nor has it mitigated the blame.

But YMMV

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 05, 2018 02:45 PM (F5+ro)

293 Target is just Walmart for Haters.

BTW see Louder with Crowder for details of this story - his prank call to Target months ago predicts this event perfectly.

Posted by: Jade Sea at April 05, 2018 02:45 PM (4KmMW)

294 259. KW a conservative? Tell us what he ever conserved. And if ya haven't noticed, 'conservative' is an inherently defensive and therefore ultimately doomed position. It's counter-revolution or nothing now.
And Williamson -
He tried to save others from the left, but couldn't save himself. Ironic

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 05, 2018 02:45 PM (fA1SL)

295 277 The Hillary blame tour continues.Blames Comey and Pizzagate for her loss.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293267/
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 02:43 PM (LiyEm)

It's really pathetic. And I don't feel bad for her at all.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 02:45 PM (NWiLs)

296 I'd have thought Williamson's latest unhinged cartoonish crap would have helped him. Just glanced at an excerpt of the twatter stuff on it and got first good laugh of the morning - did you know The Atlantic has a tradition of "thoughtful and well-reasoned" debate?

Hilarious! It's not just lack of self-awareness, it's the intelligence level. These people aren't very bright, and their readers are the perfect customers for them.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2018 02:45 PM (QDnY+)

297
277 The Hillary blame tour continues.Blames Comey and Pizzagate for her loss.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293267/
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So it never dawns on her that hiring cannibalistic pedophiles who collude with Russians was probably not a great idea. She is amazing in so many ways.

Posted by: Gumby at April 05, 2018 02:45 PM (2LelM)

298 "Big Kev was fired because there was an old pro-life podcast floating around....

implying one of two things:

1) he lied about being pro-choice

2) the never trumpers are doomed
Posted by: sven10077"

Say what you want about KW, but he has never backed down from his strong pro-life views and wrote a beautiful pro-life article earlier this year on the anniversary of Roe v. Wade. IMO, his firing should not be celebrated and Jeff Goldberg is a POS coward.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 05, 2018 02:45 PM (OD2ni)

299 Off Kardashian ass sock

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 05, 2018 02:45 PM (ymnmz)

300 In your minds, Trump defines Conservatism.
=====================

In my mind, Trump loves this country and looks at his job pragmatically. Lots of times he does conservative things. I don't necessarily label him a conservative. But he falls on the right side of many of my issues. Good enough for me.

Sorry if he gives you nightmares. Try warm milk.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:45 PM (lwiT4)

301 There, their, they're.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (pw+jk)

We defer to our local expert. Mike?
Posted by: flounderbot

Outerspace!
Posted by: Mike

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 02:45 PM (Y42RP)

302 273 My suggestion to white South Africans is call it a good 400 years and get out with your lives intact.
Posted by: Skip Cats won it all at April 05, 2018 02:43 PM (aC6Sd)

I would tell them that the climate in California is similar to that in South Africa but the political climate is similar too, so maybe they want to go to Arizona instead.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 05, 2018 02:45 PM (RD7QR)

303 I don't like Williamson. But I don't see how being of the opinion that abortion should be capital murder is beyond the norms of decency or a firing offense.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (qB3GS)

304 280 I think ace is busy rolling in schadenfreude about Williamson. It could take a while for the high to wear off.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 05, 2018 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

He should be in his refractory period soon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (ycWCI)

305 Insert Mike Hunt joke here

Posted by: rammajamma at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (AjNMO)

306 Susan Rice too? I though the bulk of them were from that scrawney necked UN fluffer, what's her name

Posted by: Kim Kardashian's falling ass on toothpick legs at April 05, 2018 02:44 PM (ymnmz)

Samantha Power, who has already gone on the record about knowin' nothin' about no unmaskin'.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (hLRSq)

307 So, what you're saying is that President Trump took a leak in a security meeting?

Posted by: MFM at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (ATVNj)

308 oh okay, so I can stumble into the Target cash
counting room babbling incoherently about Stephen Donaldson novels and knocking over their tables, but if I am clearly holding a bottle of Night Train then the breach of security can be laughed off.

good to know. sounds like a party!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (wvCEt)

309 Commenters here: if you don't figuratively blow Trump, you are a Cuck. If you dare disagree with Trump, you are a Cuck. I find it funny that the same ppl who think Trump is amazing and would watch him bang their wives if he said that's what the country needs call others Cucks.

Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (6Z0LB)

310 I hate to be "that guy" but isn't it technically a penis cake and not a cake penis?
...

I believe that the politically correct term is "penis of cake".

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (ROV4u)

311 (Btw, what's the next word? The Atlantic ... what?)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:39 PM (Eb6e4)

Oh, I know I know.

Braves, right?

One of those stupid flyover country things, but I've got a mind like a steel trap.

Posted by: Kevin Williamson at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (gDSJf)

312 are we allowed to whip our dicks out now?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (FZYNt)

313 I think that was 100s of Samantha Power/USUN unmasking requests, not Rice.

Just one of the utterly jaw-dropping, unbelievable, obviously improper and unprecedented abuses that was an everyday thing with the last administration.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (QDnY+)

314 259 The fact that you morons think Kevin Williamson isn't a conservative is hysterical. In your minds, Trump defines Conservatism.
Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (6Z0LB)

Somebody is butthurt that his Token Opposition role has been exposed.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (ujg0T)

315 To Mike the Troll.

You can go now. We are a bunch of Morons and not worth your time.

It's not you, it's us.

Posted by: ALH at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (uLuPn)

316 I have to admit that the name "Kilgore Trout" always amuses me, since it was a character created by Kurt Vonnegut in honor of his good friend, sci-fi writer Theodore Sturgeon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (k1TUh)

317 291 Oegon Governor :No way will I authorize the National Guard to carry out Trump's border security plan

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293301/
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 02:45 PM (LiyEm)

I'd be curious about this one. Trump should call up the Oregon National Guard specifically to see what happened.

Would the governor use state police to arrest the Guardsmen?

Would the Gaurdsmen all refuse an order from their commander in chief? Would they go AWOL?

Would the MPs have to go arrest the entire Oregon National Guard for treason?

...Sigh... alas, we shall (probably) never know.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (F5+ro)

318 305 Insert Mike Hunt joke here

Posted by: rammajamma at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (AjNMO)
_______________________________________

ha ha ha

Posted by: Dick Hertz at April 05, 2018 02:47 PM (ATVNj)

319 Sorry if he gives you nightmares. Try warm milk.
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:45 PM (lwiT4)

Warm milk IS a nightmare.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

320 277 The Hillary blame tour continues.Blames Comey and Pizzagate for her loss.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293267/
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 02:43 PM (LiyEm)

Oh for Christ's sake. Leave off the "I coulda been a contender" crap. You don't see Bill Buckner going around blaming the groundskeepers years on, do you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:47 PM (Eb6e4)

321 "Let Jezebel explain why it's no big deal that a young girl was forced to see an adult man's penis."

Give them a minute, I'm sure they will.

Posted by: Rick C at April 05, 2018 02:47 PM (ECH2/)

322 238 It's no big deal because little girls (and little boys, and little its) should be "exposed" to all forms of sexuality in the most graphic ways possible. Hasn't that been the goal of sex "educators" for at least the past 30 years?

Posted by: Average Guy at April 05, 2018 02:38 PM (LMcFk)

Sadly, I got into an argument on social media once with somebody so brainwashed he supported sexualizing young children.

I tried making a counterargument, and he admitted that he instinctively knew it was wrong, but he didn't think he could be seen as "open-minded" or "sexually accepting" unless he supported it.

And to him, that was more important than what he "knew", because he just wanted to be seen as accepting of all sexualities because his circle of friends were all pervs.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 05, 2018 02:47 PM (WDCYi)

323 220---Good lord, I thought that Sharmuta walked off a cliff or overdosed on Ben & Jerry's when Jharles Cohnson banned her.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 05, 2018 02:35 PM (RD7QR)
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No, she wasn't banned.
It's sadder than that.
She just left --- after the NYT article about Chuckles, which talked about his "fiance."
Seriously.
No flounce or anything. Just left.

She was madly in love with the guy and thought there were ....real possibilities. Chuckles either cruelly strung her along or was just too self-absorbed to think about it.

Heart-breaking.
But, as Grammie says, Sharmuta was a nasty bitch.
So,.........

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 05, 2018 02:47 PM (0jtPF)

324 Trump fucked your mother didn't he Mike?

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 02:47 PM (LiyEm)

325
Sorry if he gives you nightmares. Try warm milk.
------------------------
Grammie, Nutrageous yet?

Posted by: Gumby at April 05, 2018 02:47 PM (2LelM)

326 Wait, what did I miss? Kevin D W was fired from that atlantic rag?

Posted by: IC at April 05, 2018 02:47 PM (a0IVu)

327 307 So, what you're saying is that President Trump took a leak in a security meeting?
Posted by: MFM at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (ATVNj)

No, that was LBJ.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2018 02:48 PM (ycWCI)

328 I hate to be "that guy" but isn't it technically a penis cake and not a cake penis?

Or is there a distinction we (probably) don't want to know about?
Posted by: Max Power at April 05, 2018 02:40 PM (q177U)

This is a good question that comes up in Target discussions fairly frequently.

A "cake penis" is a penis made of cake. It's not exactly functional, in any way, but they are popular among the tranny women chefs.

A "penis cake" is a cake either made of penis(es) or made in the shape of a penis.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 05, 2018 02:48 PM (8gDQu)

329 Hector was more fun.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2018 02:48 PM (QDnY+)

330 It was an accident! I jumped back in the water and tried to save her, I swear!

Posted by: Zombie Edward Lion of the Senate Kennedy at April 05, 2018 02:48 PM (gbWkA)

331 So new hire to the left, KW, forgot the third rail of lefty politics, and self-aborted his hiring.

He should have stuck to the tried and true nastiness of the left and accused Trump of incest. That would have earned him a bonus instead of a pink slip. Just ask Julia Ioffe, that scum.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9e586be

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 05, 2018 02:48 PM (rBnYq)

332 324 Trump fucked your mother didn't he Mike?
Posted by: steevy

in the ass.

which explains alot

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 02:48 PM (FZYNt)

333 "Oegon Governor :No way will I authorize the National Guard to carry out Trump's border security plan"

Dear governor, you have as much authority over this as Orval Faubus had when Eisenhower federalized the Arkansas National Guard and brought in the 101st Airborne to enforce the federal court order desegregating the Little Rock Public Schools.

That is - none whatsoever.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

334 The butthurt is strong in this one.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 05, 2018 02:48 PM (ROV4u)

335 In your minds, Trump defines Conservatism.
Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (6Z0LB)

Wrong again, Mikey. STIIIIKE TWO!! I think Trump is Trump. I don't think he fits neatly into any definition politically speaking. although he does seem to care about American national security and American jobs, thinks that there are exceptional things about American traditions and history, and has some respect for the State of Israel, Judaism and Christianity and is against Islamic terrorism,, none of which can possibly be affirmed about Barack Obama.

Hillary just cares about her own power and wealth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 02:48 PM (tpDAe)

336 309 Commenters here: if you don't figuratively blow Trump, you are a Cuck. If you dare disagree with Trump, you are a Cuck. I find it funny that the same ppl who think Trump is amazing and would watch him bang their wives if he said that's what the country needs call others Cucks.
Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (6Z0LB)

Oh, there's is nothing figurative about it. Unfortunately, it's the only way to join team not-Cuck. it's just a part of being a pledge in the fraternity of non-cuck.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 05, 2018 02:48 PM (F5+ro)

337 I find it amazing that the trolls are always one-name guys, usually starting with an "M."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 02:49 PM (Dn4Uq)

338 291 Oegon Governor :No way will I authorize the National Guard to carry out Trump's border security plan

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293301/
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 02:45 PM (LiyEm)

Funny, as how one of the times the President CAN call up the militia, is in times of invasion.

And, as the States won't enforce Border Law... its up to the Feds.

Governor has no Legal power to stop the Federalization of National Guard troops...

Posted by: Don Q. at April 05, 2018 02:49 PM (NgKpN)

339 Mike...I AM your father!

Posted by: President Donald Trump at April 05, 2018 02:49 PM (NWiLs)

340 The fact that you morons think Kevin Williamson isn't a conservative is hysterical. In your minds, Trump defines Conservatism.
Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (6Z0LB)

You tell 'em. These poor fools act like nuking the countryside so all the ignorant hicks are forced to move to the cosmpolitan big city isn't the absolute rock-ribbed basis of conservative thought!

Posted by: Kevin Williamson at April 05, 2018 02:49 PM (gDSJf)

341 so if your penis cake is a vanilla cake with chocolate icing,

isn't this the story of Obama?

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 02:50 PM (FZYNt)

342 300
In your minds, Trump defines Conservatism.
=====================

In my mind, Trump loves this country and looks at his job pragmatically. Lots of times he does conservative things. I don't necessarily label him a conservative. But he falls on the right side of many of my issues. Good enough for me.

Sorry if he gives you nightmares. Try warm milk.

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:45 PM (lwiT4)

. . . with your cake penii. Because, you can't eat just one.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 05, 2018 02:50 PM (Dp6qK)

343 The unemployed former Republicans are well and truly angry, I see.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 05, 2018 02:50 PM (rBnYq)

344 Does Target actively permit people to use the rest rooms in their stores? Do they police the usage of said rest rooms?

I ask because as part of my work I am on the road quite a bit, and often use public restrooms in stores. No store I've ever gone into has someone stationed outside the rest rooms monitoring and permitting their use. I've often used the ladies room when the mens is occupied - though that has only ever been in single hole type bathrooms at gas stations, Starbucks, etc. I did mistakenly walk into the ladies room in a Home Depot once, skedaddled out when I couldn't find the urinals.

Posted by: steve walsh at April 05, 2018 02:50 PM (urwAe)

345 Grammie, Nutrageous yet?

Posted by: Gumby at April 05, 2018 02:47 PM (2LelM)
==============================

AAArrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhh

I need a tattoo on my head

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:50 PM (lwiT4)

346 303 I don't like Williamson. But I don't see how being of the opinion that abortion should be capital murder is beyond the norms of decency or a firing offense.
-----------------------------
Its Manhattan, Jake.

Posted by: Gumby at April 05, 2018 02:50 PM (2LelM)

347 >> A vulnerable child and a sexual predator in a bathroom.

Say what you want about Joni Mitchell.

She was a poet.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2018 02:50 PM (DkZ5F)

348 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (F5+ro)

Orville Faubus could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:50 PM (Eb6e4)

349 Hey Kev - er "Mike".

If you hurry, you might still be able to get your deposit back on the toney uptown pad.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 05, 2018 02:50 PM (ROV4u)

350 Oegon Governor :No way will I authorize the National Guard to carry out Trump's border security plan

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293301/
Posted by: steevy

Sugartits, it's not up to you once Big Daddy federalizes them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 02:50 PM (Y42RP)

351 Target spokesperson Danielle Schumann claims the man was drunk when he exposed himself to the girl before leaving.

----

She actually seems to be claiming that this mitigates Target's liability.
==========
Clearly my Client's behavior at least has an excuse. He was DRUNK. Target, on the other hand, is now, and always has been sober.

Posted by: Lionel Hutz attorney at law at April 05, 2018 02:50 PM (RI624)

352 303 Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (qB3GS)

Lie down with Donks, get up with fleas(and a sore butt)

//VDH

Posted by: sven10077 at April 05, 2018 02:50 PM (SzZnW)

353 313
I think that was 100s of Samantha Power/USUN unmasking requests, not Rice.

Just
one of the utterly jaw-dropping, unbelievable, obviously improper and
unprecedented abuses that was an everyday thing with the last
administration.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (QDnY+)

I always thought that an earnest prosecutor could flip her with this info. Her name is all over 1000 of unmaskings for no valid reason as a UN Representative. Get her in a room and say, "Tell us who used your name or we treat them as though you did it since you are covering for someone, and or to the pokey with you."

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 05, 2018 02:51 PM (ymnmz)

354 KDW is an elitist prick. Doesn't make him conservative. And I don't define my political philosophy or beliefs through any one person.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 02:51 PM (NWiLs)

355 337 I find it amazing that the trolls are always one-name guys, usually starting with an "M."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 02:49 PM (Dn4Uq)

Well, the muse consumes them so much that all of their thought is bent on their 'hot take'- with none left over for the nic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2018 02:51 PM (ycWCI)

356 Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (6Z0LB)
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Sweetheart in the Primary other than Jeb & Katshit, the only other one I loathed was Donald Trump, I thought he was a plant by Clinton Mafia to make R's look bad. But when it got down to Trump Or Clinton Mafia. it was an easy call. Sorry for your loss Chuckles

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 05, 2018 02:51 PM (y3aQB)

357 Rick Wilson; Pilot, GOPe tweeter, hobo.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at April 05, 2018 02:51 PM (rBnYq)

358 Susan Rice too? I though the bulk of them were from that scrawney necked UN fluffer, what's her name

Posted by: Kim Kardashian's falling ass on toothpick legs at April 05, 2018 02:44 PM (ymnmz)

===========
Powers a fluffer?

You know what getting a blow job from Samantha Powers and walking a tight rope have in common?
DO NOT look down.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 05, 2018 02:51 PM (pw+jk)

359 Isn't Oregon kind of, you know, not on the border?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 02:51 PM (Dn4Uq)

360 309 Commenters here: if you don't figuratively blow Trump, you are a Cuck. If you dare disagree with Trump, you are a Cuck. I find it funny that the same ppl who think Trump is amazing and would watch him bang their wives if he said that's what the country needs call others Cucks.
Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (6Z0LB)

Plese, Mike, enlighten us some more:

Tell us how to lose with dignity rather than win with bluntness.

Tell us how alienating millions of working class people is True Conservatism.

Tell us how we just have to get that supermajority of establishment "conservatives" so they can finally be confident enough not to betray us.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 05, 2018 02:51 PM (ujg0T)

361 334
The butthurt is strong in this one.

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at April 05, 2018 02:48 PM (ROV4u)

Mueller is kaput. He's got bupkis. It's the latest rage as some are finally transitioning out of denial.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 05, 2018 02:51 PM (Dp6qK)

362 Hm. My understanding is that the National Guard is a federal entity, not a state one. Governors can call them for domestic emergency but the Guard ultimately answers to the President.

Not sure what the Oregon Governor is doing besides grandstanding.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at April 05, 2018 02:51 PM (tVWQB)

363 258 You'd think a guy who really wants to be a girl would go to the MENS restroom to look at the other men's peni instead of exposing himself to a girl in the LADIES room.

Posted by: Speller at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (pSotA)

Look, any fellow who likes to whip it out in public does not have a brain which is firing on all cylinders.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2018 02:51 PM (7UW64)

364 You're woke and on your way to being broke.

Seriously, had this been my daughter I would be in jail for inflicting serious bodily harm.

Posted by: Cheri at April 05, 2018 02:52 PM (oiNtH)

365 Looks like we need a stand alone Kevin Williamson thread.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 05, 2018 02:52 PM (87EdW)

366 Commenters here: if you don't figuratively blow
Trump, you are a Cuck. If you dare disagree with Trump, you are a Cuck. I
find it funny that the same ppl who think Trump is amazing and would
watch him bang their wives if he said that's what the country needs call
others Cucks.

Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (6Z0LB)

Wow, that took a long time for you to compose there pal - really burned us. Yep.

Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2018 02:52 PM (gbWkA)

367 I've often used the ladies room when the mens is occupied -
Posted by: steve walsh at April 05, 2018 02:50 PM (urwAe)

( !!!!! )

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 05, 2018 02:52 PM (F5+ro)

368 345 Grammie, Nutrageous yet?

Posted by: Gumby at April 05, 2018 02:47 PM (2LelM)
==============================

AAArrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhh

I need a tattoo on my head
Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:50 PM (lwiT4)

But then you'll just forget it up there, like your glasses.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 02:52 PM (NWiLs)

369 277 The Hillary blame tour continues.Blames Comey and Pizzagate for her loss.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/293267/
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Pizzagate!

The only people who even know about that are those who frequent right-wing sites, i.e., those who aren't going to vote for the Bitch anyway.

And of those who know about it only a small percentage believe it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 05, 2018 02:52 PM (0jtPF)

370 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Banhammer 40,000 - The Future of Ace Will Be Banning - An Outrage Outlet Exclusive! at April 05, 2018 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

Oops. Just saw this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:52 PM (Eb6e4)

371
259 The fact that you morons think Kevin Williamson isn't a conservative is hysterical. In your minds, Trump defines Conservatism.
Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:41 PM (6Z0LB) [\i]

Kevin, is that you? Are the Atlanteans giving you regular wedgies?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 05, 2018 02:52 PM (+OYy0)

372 Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 02:50 PM (Y42RP)
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did someone on her staff explain Oregon is NOT on the border or Mexico ?

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 05, 2018 02:52 PM (y3aQB)

373 "So new hire to the left, KW, forgot the third rail of lefty politics, and self-aborted his hiring."

If you read Jeff Goldberg's CYA memo, he apparently asked Kevin to recant and admit that he really does not believe abortion is murder. Kevin refused. Good for him. I disagree with Kevin Williamson about many things and thought his article about the white working class was awful in tone, but he is not the enemy.

Posted by: Benji Carver at April 05, 2018 02:53 PM (OD2ni)

374 There might be a futuristic book in the Mexican population of California throwing Anglos out of the state

Posted by: Skip Cats won it all at April 05, 2018 02:53 PM (aC6Sd)

375 sooo Mike's a Cuck?

ok

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 05, 2018 02:53 PM (FZYNt)

376 I think what really sent the left over the edge was the dredging up of an old tweet where Williamson said that if you believed in capital punishment, then you should support the execution of women who had an abortion, since they were murderers. Like he did.

I imagine at the time he was playing the troll on twitter, he apparently does that a lot. And I can see the point that creative writers who think provocative thoughts should be allowed the right to say outrageous things and not be crucified for them, because we live in a world where everyone says "outrageous" things every day - certainly those on the left do.

On the other hand, they all should have known that this wasn't going to go over at the Atlantic, which is now gone as far left liberal as any of the MSM.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2018 02:53 PM (k1TUh)

377 Of course, our security staff would never go into the bathrooms to monitor those customers with penises as they interact with customers without penises.

That would be weird.

That's why we plan to install surveillance cameras in all of our bathrooms and watch.

24/7.

Even Ernie.

And Maurice.

Posted by: Target at April 05, 2018 02:53 PM (ATVNj)

378 I find it amusing when a brain dead fool tries to tell me what I am thinking.

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2018 02:53 PM (Ak/GS)

379 Nood. The inevitable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 05, 2018 02:53 PM (ycWCI)

380 Posted by: Mike at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (6Z0LB)

Go away, Mikey . I'm sure some hotel has a nice afternoon tea being served somewhere. Have some tea, scones and crumpets and chill out.

I have never used the word "cuck" except to ask what it meant and I hardly agree with Trump on everything. Did you not catch the unhappiness with many people here over the signing of the Omnibus.?
Toodles

P.S. It's quite rude to mention peoples' wives in that fashion. My wife would never, ever sleep with Trump and I don't want to see Trump having sex with anybody.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 05, 2018 02:53 PM (tpDAe)

381 359 Isn't Oregon kind of, you know, not on the border?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 02:51 PM (Dn4Uq)

On the border of insanity. The wrong side of it, to be precise.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:53 PM (Eb6e4)

382 365 Looks like we need a stand alone Kevin Williamson thread.

Where the battle will ensue over whether we should be celebrating given the reason he was fired.

But I personally think it is entirely fitting that he was fired for expressing conservative beliefs. Entirely fitting. Perfect Karma. Fk him.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 02:54 PM (Dn4Uq)

383 324 Trump fucked your mother didn't he Mike?
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 02:47 PM (LiyEm)

And even worse, he doesn't remember having done it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 05, 2018 02:54 PM (RD7QR)

384 Mike, you're a cuck. Satisfied? Geesh.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at April 05, 2018 02:54 PM (rdl6o)

385 But then you'll just forget it up there, like your glasses.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 05, 2018 02:52 PM (NWiLs)
===============

You fishin for a time-out there?

Posted by: grammie winger - at April 05, 2018 02:54 PM (lwiT4)

386 372
Posted by: rickb223 at April 05, 2018 02:50 PM (Y42RP)

------------

did someone on her staff explain Oregon is NOT on the border or Mexico ?

Posted by: DeploraBOT at April 05, 2018 02:52 PM (y3aQB)

Shhh. She's on a roll.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at April 05, 2018 02:54 PM (Dp6qK)

387 Well that's nice and all that Williamson is "pro-life", but people who note his unhinged idiocy on other public policy issues have a solid basis for their derision and lack of interest. Friend sent excerpt (assume it's his latest) in which he raves about Trump's "preposterous economic policies" producing "terror in the stock markets" - and the rest of it is just as idiotic, or worse.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 05, 2018 02:54 PM (QDnY+)

388 There might be a futuristic book in the Mexican population of California throwing Anglos out of the state

Posted by: Skip Cats won it all at April 05, 2018 02:53 PM (aC6Sd)

The Coming Tacopocalypse

Posted by: Archer at April 05, 2018 02:55 PM (gbWkA)

389 Kevin, is that you? Are the Atlanteans giving you regular wedgies?"

ROFL! I was thinking that same thing, How did we find the ONE person on the net today who gives a fuck about what happens to fucking Kevin Williamson????

here's a lesson - when you make a habit of pissing on your friends, suddenly you find you don't have any friends left anywhere. Say hello to your wonderful new career in Food Service.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2018 02:56 PM (k1TUh)

390 did someone on her staff explain Oregon is NOT on the border or Mexico ?
________________________________________

Not this week, but soon.

Posted by: Mexico at April 05, 2018 02:56 PM (ATVNj)

391 Order for Mike, one tube steak, well done.

Posted by: Fapplebees at April 05, 2018 02:56 PM (vtcmf)

392 Wish I could be around when the illegals southafricanize the rich west coast leftards in a few years.

Posted by: maddogg at April 05, 2018 02:56 PM (Ak/GS)

393 Well,despite his strong pro life views Williamson now says the Democrat party is the "relatively free trade party" and " the party more closely aligned with the countrys most dynamic business concerns and cultural institutions"

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 02:58 PM (LiyEm)

394 Where the battle will ensue over whether we should be celebrating given the reason he was fired."

When a bullet hits one of my enemies, I don't care what caliber it is. Not even what gun it came from.

(it's a METAPHOR, for crying out loud, M-E-T-A-P-H-O-R)

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2018 02:58 PM (k1TUh)

395 Next, I expect my Gov. (Dickenlooper) to make a statement:

"I will refuse to send troops to the border of Colorado...we welcome the peoples of Utah, and, um, all those rectangle states."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 02:59 PM (Dn4Uq)

396 Nood

Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2018 02:59 PM (LiyEm)

397 Oh for Christ's sake. Leave off the "I coulda been a contender" crap. You don't see Bill Buckner going around blaming the groundskeepers years on, do you?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 05, 2018 02:47 PM (Eb6e4

I felt bad for Buckner getting the high exposure blame after those dogshit relief pitchers, Stanley and Schiraldi, had already blown what should've been a safe lead.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 05, 2018 02:59 PM (y7DUB)

398 I have to admit that the name "Kilgore Trout" always amuses me, since it was a character created by Kurt Vonnegut in honor of his good friend, sci-fi writer Theodore Sturgeon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM

KT of LFG did no honor to it by misspelling the name.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at April 05, 2018 02:59 PM (LOgQ4)

399 An anagram for Kamala Harris is "Malaria Shark".

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 05, 2018 03:00 PM (Q7M5N)

400 HOUSTON - Investigators at the Harris County Precinct One Constable's Office on Wednesday filed a disorderly conduct charge against West University Place Councilwoman Kellye Burke, after accusations that she berated a group of teenage girls over a Trump T-shirt.
-WZ

Kellye can beat me all she wants.

Posted by: Under Fire at April 05, 2018 03:03 PM (r9UYA)

401
"Let Jezebel explain why it's no big deal that a young girl was forced to see an adult man's penis."

Now, now, that wasn't a penis, it was an oddly shaped vajayjay. No, cereal, you guys! She claims it's a vajayjay, it's a vajayjay.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 05, 2018 03:04 PM (1hM1d)

402 > Kellye can beat me all she wants.

Just make sure to not leave your bunny unattended, dude.

That woman has the Ka-RAZY eyes.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at April 05, 2018 03:05 PM (Q7M5N)

403

EM RAMBUTAN FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 05, 2018 03:09 PM (mPeei)

404 And THIS is why I haven't shopped at Target for several years now! To hell with these people.

Posted by: Bill R. at April 05, 2018 03:11 PM (IuYIh)

405 So Target excuses themselves by saying the "man" was a drunken pedophile. Does that mean it would have been acceptable if he had been sober and exposed himself to adult females?

Posted by: Markon at April 05, 2018 03:21 PM (/3Msk)

406 A gay male friend explained to me that gays never do this sort of thing.

It's pervert straight men. They are taking advantage of the situation.

So... don't blame teh gayz.

[eyes rolling]

Posted by: shibumi at April 05, 2018 03:47 PM (9oJYp)

407 >>>One of those stupid flyover country things, but I've got a mind like a steel trap.
Posted by: Kevin Williamson at April 05, 2018 02:46 PM (gDSJf)

Heh.

Posted by: m at April 05, 2018 04:02 PM (U6XUk)

408 >>>337 I find it amazing that the trolls are always one-name guys, usually starting with an "M."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at April 05, 2018 02:49 PM (Dn4Uq)

*sad face*

Posted by: m at April 05, 2018 04:12 PM (U6XUk)

409 Change the rules. The left had made 'male' and 'female' impossible to use on bathroom doors. Bathrooms are NOT places for philosophical arguments. They ARE places to relieve ourselves depending on the nature of our plumbing. Therefore, change 'male' and 'female' to 'dangle' and 'no dangle'. Who could argue with that?
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Posted by: lew at April 05, 2018 04:27 PM (/JatN)

410 You know what I want to happen to little girl.

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