Spokeschild David Hogg Offers Profanity-Filled Angry Rant;
School Plans Defense Against Shooters -- a Five Pound Bucket of Rocks That Can Be Thrown

"It's like when your old-a** parents are like, 'I don't know how to send an iMessage,' and you're just like, 'Give me the f**king phone' and you take it and you're like, 'OK, let me handle it,' and you get it done in one second," Hogg said. "Sadly, that's what we have to do with our government because our parents don't know how to use a f**king democracy, so we have to." -- David Hogg, Spokeschild, 2nd Amendment Expert, and person who was vaguely in the vicinity when something bad happened to people he didn't know

Regarding David Hogg: These spokeschildren have been carefully curated, apparently for their willingess to push leftist memes to the world.

But why would anyone listen to them? We usually listen to survivors to know what an experience was like (and that, in turn, may indirectly affect our perception of whether action is needed as to some issue).

But the liberal news business has never turned to Human Shields before in such a sustained way for policy prescriptions.

If being somewhat close to gunfire has given David Hogg and spokesmodel Delancey Tar special political insight on the 2nd Amendment, may I ask if it has also given them special insight on the 1st Amendment, or the Fifth? Why not also ask these spokeschildren about the omnibus spending bill or what to do about ISIS or Syria?

Apparently being in the general vicinity of a shooting has given these children special wisdom we should all heed; why not then begin quizzing them about all issues of the day?

By the way, I never hear from these Curated Spokeschildren about their actual experience as far as how close to the shooting they were. I am starting to think there's a reason for that, and that maybe these carefully-selected pundit-tykes were actually not very close to the gunfire at all, and have no more Baptism By Gunfire insight than anyone watching the TV that day.

You know, in Clueless, Cher had some really great points to make about immigration. Maybe we should make her DHS Secretary.

Meanwhile, a school superintendent in New York says it's time to arm up against school shooters-- with rocks.


The superintendent of the Blue Mountain School District is in the spotlight after telling lawmakers in Harrisburg his students protect themselves against potential school shooters with rocks.

"Every classroom has been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone. If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks and they will be stoned," said Dr. David Helsel.

...

The superintendent of the Blue Mountain School District was explaining his unconventional form of protecting the students in their schools in the event of an active shooter situation: give them rocks.

“At one time I just had the idea of river stone, they`re the right size for hands, you can throw them very hard and they will create or cause pain, which can distract,” said Helsel.

This sounds ridiculous, because it is ridiculous, but I will note a few positive things about it:

1. It definitely is thinking outside the box.

2. It's actually a little bit pro-active and a little bit... is empowering the right word? It's a good thing, I think, to let people know, even when they're kids, that they can and should look out for themselves, and use violence in self-defense if necessary.

The problem is that this would never, ever work. Throwing a rock with force takes not only time, but space -- you have to be standing tall, not behind cover, to really put your back and elbow into a throw. You therefore have to expose yourself completely to make one throw of a stone, which will probably not even hit.

Now, a classroom of students all throwing rocks in a barrage or rolling volley would actually be effective, but that kind of coordinated-yet-spontaneous action by a group of untrained people is unheard of. It's impossible, it would never happen, and it's a bit dangerous to rely on something so absurd as a defense. It's like when child soldiers in Africa wear shirts they think have been blessed to be bulletproof -- a fake magic charm can get you into trouble.

David Hogg wants gun owners to give up their guns for safety, but this prissy little bitch draws the line at having to carry an unfashionably transparent backpack.

Yeah, transparent backpacks aren't really a great fix -- you can hide a gun inside a book (just carve out a hole) -- but it is interesting which Constitutionally Guaranteed Freedoms he's willing to go to bat for.

Apparently the 69th Amendment guarantee to carry a fashionable backpack of your choice is sacrosanct.

Oh, by the way, you're not going to believe this, but adults have created a dark-money advocacy group to manage and promote their Spokeschildren.


The media created these gun control pop stars, but the adults are planning the tour dates and collecting the ticket money.

Below, the angry Teen Savant David Hogg wants you to know he's angry and he's not going to put up with Republicans, the NRA, or rice pudding instead of real pudding any longer.

And Of Course They Took It Down, Because The Spokeschild Did Not Come Off Well In the Clip.

Deleted video below. I hope someone has a copy.

Copy Found! See Townhall for quotes and a different copy of the clip. I've also embedded that copy below.

"It's like when your old-a** parents are like, ‘I don't know how to send an iMessage,' and you're just like, ‘Give me the f**king phone' and you take it and you're like, 'OK, let me handle it,' and you get it done in one second," Hogg said. "Sadly, that's what we have to do with our government because our parents don't know how to use a f**king democracy, so we have to."


I'd cut this kid's f-bombs and unearned arrogance into a commercial and just blitz red districts with it.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:56 PM




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Posted by: Rick in SK at March 23, 2018 01:49 PM (FZYNt)

2
FIRST?

Posted by: Harris Faulkners Tits at March 23, 2018 01:49 PM (8XRCm)

3 dumber than a box of

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 23, 2018 01:49 PM (FZYNt)

4 I won't listen to it. I already want to snap his stupid pencil neck.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 01:50 PM (NWiLs)

5 Wonder how long this punk would last at Parris Island

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2018 01:50 PM (SjImc)

6 Video don't work. Must be a Democrat.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 23, 2018 01:51 PM (UThOJ)

7 Will somebody PLEASE beat the living shit out of this little faggot!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at March 23, 2018 01:51 PM (O5Q3r)

8
This Piglet boy is getting on my nerves.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2018 01:51 PM (VM6ev)

9 Bring Your Own Slingshot

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 01:52 PM (hMwEB)

10 Welp, it's his country now.

Right up until a Muslim ass-rapes him and saws him off at the neck with a rusty scimitar.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 23, 2018 01:52 PM (WDCYi)

11 Video unavailable. Just as well; I didn't want to listen to son of Wesley Crusher anyway. Why do some young people think lots of profanaity make them sound tough, intelligent or worth listening too.

I shall tune out for a few days too to miss the Kids crusade.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 01:52 PM (tpDAe)

12 So he's unwilling to do anything that would be a sacrifice to himself? Shocking

Posted by: brak at March 23, 2018 01:52 PM (VckGX)

13 >>>you can hide a gun inside a book (just carve out a hole) -

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at March 23, 2018 01:52 PM (PnpIB)

14 5 Wonder how long this punk would last at Parris Island
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2018 01:50 PM (SjImc)


That sound you just heard was Private Pyle cackling his ass off from the great beyond.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2018 01:52 PM (VM6ev)

15 This kid's 15 minutes should have been up weeks ago.

Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2018 01:53 PM (VjFea)

16 I never worried about the backpack. I always carried my pipe and weed in my pocket. Or I left it out in the locked car in the parking lot.

In retrospect, both were extremely stupid and risky. Of course, it was a different time. I wouldn't dream of taking drugs into a school today in any form.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 23, 2018 01:53 PM (4ErVI)

17 ....and of course it's an idiot from Skook who comes up with the rock idea.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 23, 2018 01:53 PM (WDCYi)

18 I thought it was already known this shitstain was in a different building during the shooting.

Posted by: free tibet at March 23, 2018 01:53 PM (NV9uG)

19 I am actually okay with the idea of fighting back against shooters instead of being moving targets, but maybe that shouldn't be your final game plan.

And Hogg is wearing out his welcome rapidly. He recently revealed that he's missing so much school with his camera hogging that he's not getting tests taken etc. He claims his teachers are supportive of it but then can't understand why colleges aren't accepting him...

Its like the two news stories I saw on an Asian fan site:

-Japanese Women demand rich husbands
-Japanese Women mostly single

Hmmm couldn't possibly be related...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 01:53 PM (39g3+)

20 I saw Bucket of Rocks open for Slayer at the Hollywood Bowl in 99.

Posted by: Bigg7s at March 23, 2018 01:54 PM (VjH3I)

21 This David Hogg kid is what a senior in school? The shooting took place in the Junior High wing of the school, did it not? Hogg was no where near the shooting. Never got to hear a bullet whiz past his head. OK, he was on the same campus. I've been on the same highway as major accidents -doesn't make me a "survivor".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 23, 2018 01:54 PM (jxbfJ)

22 7 Will somebody PLEASE beat the living shit out of this little faggot!!!

Yeah buddy, that's his own hair.

Posted by: Dire Straights at March 23, 2018 01:54 PM (PnpIB)

23 "The problem is that this would never, ever work. Throwing a rock with
force takes not only time, but space -- you have to be standing tall, not behind cover, to really put your back and elbow into a throw."

The problem also is that many of today's snowflakes have never been taught by dads how to throw properly and would throw rocks the way Obama throws a baseball.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 23, 2018 01:54 PM (H80UQ)

24 YouTube has pulled the video. No negativity of the anti-gun nuts must be allowed.

Posted by: buzzion at March 23, 2018 01:54 PM (cAnNx)

25 Every classroom has been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone.

++++

That's a relief. For a minute, I thought those stones might have some rough edges. But, river stones are safer. Any potential jagged edges have been polished smooth.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 23, 2018 01:54 PM (pvjTE)

26 Its hilarious watching Hogg call for the 2nd amendment to be ended out of one side of his mouth then whine about privacy rights out of the other.

He's a dumb kid who thinks he's way smarter than he really is. We're getting a pretty full picture of the guy. He's Jay Acosta at age 17. He's Chris Cuomo in high school. He's a dimwit who thinks he's the smartest guy in the room. And to top it off he has zero world experience and little education to make matters even worse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 01:55 PM (39g3+)

27 Who gives a shit about Hoggface and his owners, the Bloombergs?


America lost the war today. With a fucking pen. Signed by Donald J Arnold.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 01:55 PM (UsCnO)

28 Is the PLO advising the Blue Mountain School District?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 23, 2018 01:55 PM (xPl2J)

29 "7 Will somebody PLEASE beat the living shit out of this little faggot!!!
Posted by: tu3031"


Does Buddy Revell go to that school?

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 23, 2018 01:55 PM (OD2ni)

30 If being somewhat close to gunfire has given David Hogg and spokesmodel Delancey Tar special political insight on the 2nd Amendment, may I ask if it has also given them special insight on the 1st Amendment, or the Fifth? Why not also ask these spokeschildren about the omnibus spending bill or what to do about ISIS or Syria?

I don't doubt they'll start diversifying their idiocy and weighing in on other topics before long.

It's all about celebrity. This is the real weak point of any democratic process - to bring it back to Hogg's hogg-wild rant.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 01:55 PM (8gDQu)

31 Never go full Hogg

David, take the rocks our of your head and thro them

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2018 01:56 PM (M+Lyo)

32 The same people that think a bucket of rocks will be a good idea are the same people that will say that a cop can't be expected to use a pistol to take down a shooter with an AR-15 because of how much faster the ARs bullets are.

Posted by: buzzion at March 23, 2018 01:56 PM (cAnNx)

33 rice pudding instead of pudding any longer.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

Posted by: Flyguy at March 23, 2018 01:56 PM (3sOO0)

34 Better yet, have a bucket full of lead pellets you could all throw at an assailant.

Maybe put the lead pellet in a little metal tube for better accuracy.

Maybe even put a little bit of a combustible substance behind it to give it a little extra "oomph" when you throw it out of the tube!

Maybe also even make them all the same size, with little reusable brass sleeves to hold them and the combustible substance together.

Nah, fukkit. Just huck a plain old rock like a caveman.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 01:56 PM (AURKQ)

35 There are always boomerangs

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2018 01:56 PM (M+Lyo)

36 I sound like a broken record but I keep saying the enemy is inside the wire.


They control the schools which controls the future (and the past since they erase or revise history).


They control the information media aka The Democrat Press which means they control the present.


In the infantry when you're overrun you call for fire on your own positions. Obviously that doesn't work in the present situation. I honestly don't know what the solution is in our current situation other than knowing that those who refuse to learn history or ignore it will be taught it by reality. And reality is a much harsher teacher than any pedagog might be.


Bring it the fuck on, I say.



Posted by: LGoPs at March 23, 2018 01:56 PM (UThOJ)

37

Hey. Dickhead.


Stomping your feet and demanding things you are in no position to be demanding for isnt cute, or darling, or precocious, or even effective any longer.

You've become a self promoting little turd that is about 17 minutes into your 15 minutes of fame.

"No. You're not taking them."

Now what are you gonna do??? Im not longer going to let you call for the erosion of my rights.

"No. You're not taking them."

Stomp your feet, scream at your bettors, throw your pantywasted little tantrum because Im saying NO.

"No. You're not taking them."

You cannot have my gun rights. I do NOT acquiesce. As a matter of fact.... you can just go fuck right off. Because Im not playing any longer.

"No. You're not taking them."


Can YOU hear MY voice you little fascist shit???

"No. You're not taking them."

Posted by: fixerupper at March 23, 2018 01:56 PM (8XRCm)

38 oh ace, thanks for the Tom Petty vid on the other thread

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 01:56 PM (hMwEB)

39
THEN WHO WAS BULLIES?

This deserves an answer as, prior to this farce, bullying was the crime of the century, was it not?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 23, 2018 01:57 PM (vzMuS)

40 Looks like Youtube just took it down. o.o

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at March 23, 2018 01:57 PM (6JL3d)

41 Ha. So we get to take our mind off of the (R) spending bill by being reminded that the people who are outsmarting our representatives have now decided to use children as their (D) spokesmen because they understand that they come across as more intelligent and convincing?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 01:57 PM (LV5XU)

42 yup -- sorry, they pulled it.

I hope someone made a copy.

If anyone comes across a copy, please let me know the link.

He did not come off well.

Posted by: ace at March 23, 2018 01:57 PM (8rNrN)

43 The problem also is that many of today's snowflakes have never been taught by dads how to throw properly and would throw rocks the way Obama throws a baseball.

This is probably the biggest flaw in the whole plan.

Yeah buddy, that's his own hair.

He's definitely wearing makeup, but no earring, as of yet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 01:57 PM (39g3+)

44 21 This David Hogg kid is what a senior in school? The shooting took place in the Junior High wing of the school, did it not? Hogg was no where near the shooting. Never got to hear a bullet whiz past his head. OK, he was on the same campus. I've been on the same highway as major accidents -doesn't make me a "survivor".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 23, 2018 01:54 PM (jxbfJ)

I live in the same county as Orlando, so I guess that makes me a survivor of the Pulse nightclub shooting.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

45 America lost the war today. With a fucking pen. Signed by Donald J Arnold.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 01:55 PM (UsCnO)

I was not aware that a war generally consists of one Battle. That would be equivalent to which war-Revolutionary, Civil, WWII?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 01:57 PM (tpDAe)

46 Youtube video pulled, of course.

Posted by: fly gal at March 23, 2018 01:57 PM (1cr1I)

47 seriously, a slingshot can do serious damage

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 01:57 PM (hMwEB)

48
It's kinda interesting. My state, Pennsylvania is huge second amendment state. We all knew Hillary Clinton would be a gun grabber and acted accordingly. That 2:30 am call for Pennsylvania for Trump is a moment in time I won't soon forget.

It seems as if the Democrats have already forgotten.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 23, 2018 01:57 PM (LOgQ4)

49 Oy! All this winning is really exhausting!

Posted by: zek at March 23, 2018 01:57 PM (LGXGf)

50 yup -- sorry, they pulled it.



I hope someone made a copy.



If anyone comes across a copy, please let me know the link.



He did not come off well.





Posted by: ace at March 23, 2018 01:57 PM (8rNrN)


---

We have to make it a habit of grabbing these things.

http://www.saveitoffline.com

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 01:58 PM (LV5XU)

51 I wouldn't dream of taking drugs into a school today in any form.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 23, 2018 01:53 PM (4ErVI)

++++

No way. All those other kids want you to share. And, you know the rule: if you can't bring enough for everyone, don't bring it at all.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 23, 2018 01:58 PM (pvjTE)

52 They control the schools which controls the future (and the past since they erase or revise history).

but only as long as we allow them too.

HOME SCHOOL DAMMIT

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 01:58 PM (39g3+)

53 If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our
classrooms, they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks
and they will be stoned," said Dr. David Helsel.





Not a good strategy considering the Army is removing the requirement for basic trainees to throw grenades since most them can't toss one far enough.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 23, 2018 01:58 PM (uiwCw)

54
He did not come off well.

Yup, it's been pulled. I saw it this morning... Drudge had it... Hope someone saved it...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 23, 2018 01:58 PM (O2RFr)

55 41
Ha. So we get to take our mind off of the (R) spending bill by being
reminded that the people who are outsmarting our representatives have
now decided to use children as their (D) spokesmen because they
understand that they come across as more intelligent and convincing?


Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 01:57 PM (LV5XU)


Finally, a post that explains it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 01:58 PM (UsCnO)

56
I like the bucket of rocks concept but suggest a refinement, upgrade, improvement ...

Every classroom should be provided 3 or so paintball markers with the sort of C02 propellant cartridge that doesn't pierce (and therefore, doesn't leak) until the first time the trigger is pulled.

Every class of 10 year olds and older students should solicit volunteers for monthly outings at the local paintball park, where, at school district expense and with adult coaching, they run, jump, and learn teamwork, trigger discipline, target selection, etc etc. Like flag football or golf, except, -- you know -- useful.

The adult in charge of the paintball markers in the classroom should also be responsible to hold ready a bunch of specialty "balls" loaded with pepper, tear-gas, mace solution in place of paint. A full magazine ready to load. https://www.amazon.com/Salt-Supply-Pepper-Rounds-Defense/dp/B072865TRH

Posted by: pouncer at March 23, 2018 01:58 PM (XjJoi)

57 The quotes from the video can be found here at townhall

https://tinyurl.com/yb3wht3o

nasty little pecker that Hogg kid is

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2018 01:58 PM (fceHP)

58 >>>47 seriously, a slingshot can do serious damage


I said that to a friend, that the only way to make this work is to have wrist rockets stored in every class, but of course no school is going to arm its kids with wrist rockets.

Posted by: ace at March 23, 2018 01:58 PM (8rNrN)

59 A school shooter today was taken down by a group of fellow students armed with paper clip slingshots.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 01:58 PM (7qnb5)

60 I hadn't watched it yet or I would've, btw. Sorry. COBs, might not be a bad habit to get into.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 01:59 PM (LV5XU)

61 David Hogg is going to be pulled pork someday.

And I'm going to laugh when it happens.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 01:59 PM (xJa6I)

62 And yeah, a whole classroom of kids throwing rocks at the same time might be effective - but how are all of those kids going to get to the bucket of rocks at once without getting shot?

The whole scenario presupposes that the shooter is going to give the kids time to get the rocks and time to aim, because he's fairminded and wants to give them a fighting chance.

This superintendent is dumber than a bucket of rocks.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 23, 2018 01:59 PM (H80UQ)

63 Pigs get fat.

Hoggs get used like the tools they are.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2018 01:59 PM (kJDpR)

64
Start the countdown to his gay pron premiere.

Posted by: He's got a mouthfull at March 23, 2018 01:59 PM (/zwDg)

65 Man, I have been wondering from Day 1 just exactly where this prissy little pussy was during the shooting. The fact that this fact has never been brought up makes the answer clear. He was absent that day, getting butt-fucked by his neighbor Chad.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 23, 2018 01:59 PM (rf8LA)

66 KTYs charter school is putting "emergrncy go bags" in each classroom
I wonder what will be in it.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 01:59 PM (hMwEB)

67 Willowed:


566 Posted by: ace at March 23, 2018 01:47 PM (8rNrN)

I'm not sure. At this point I think all you are going to get is people venting their spleens. There has been a lot of that lately. It seems to me like people are looking for things to scream about.

I don't think that is a healthy mindset to get into, but people are people and going to do what they want.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 01:59 PM (hLRSq)

68 This is what they want isn't it? They want the government to have the guns while we have the rock and a strong throwing arm.

Posted by: G. Gnome, without the strong throwning arms at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM (al6UK)

69 Maybe the superindent got the stoning idea from the story about the younger generation's approval of the mob in Shirley Jackson's The Lottery

Posted by: Zombie Freddie Mercury at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM (EzdLW)

70 And yeah, the rocks idea sounds dumb but...die trying is my motto.

Use a gun if you have a gun. Use a knife if you have a knife. Use a rock if you have a rock. Use fists, elbows, knees and your teeth if you have to. But don't cower and wait for the bullet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM (xJa6I)

71 >> a slingshot can do serious damage


Atlatl > Slingshot

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM (kJDpR)

72 off fat bottom sock

Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM (EzdLW)

73 Old and busted: Teacher's pet wiped chalkboard.
New hotness: Teacher's pet fills rock-bucket.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM (Bdeb0)

74 I've about had my fill of this little mother fucker.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM (vg8iE)

75 Found it

Posted by: Philnonymous at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM (mBL57)

76 i wish my pop was that kids pop.
he'd have turned out alot different.

i am proof.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM (0SrsP)

77
seriously, a slingshot can do serious damage


Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 01:57 PM (hMwEB)


Word

Posted by: Goliath at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM (lKyWE)

78 Trump's signing that pile of crap was his first really serious misstep as president, they all have them. Unfortunately it was a major one, one that put a wedge between him and his base and Gorsuch doesn't make up for that. If he keeps doing this kind of thing, he'll convince voters that he really isn't the wild monster they meant to set loose in Washington after all.

That's why Obama was elected by the way: people furious that Washington DC just ignored them and trying something different. He promised a ton of stuff that made sense, like cleaning out lobbyists from the white house, transparency on bills for people to examine before signing, etc. He didn't deliver on them, so people tried Trump.

If he doesn't deliver... I fear people will move to the last "box" in the series.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM (39g3+)

79 Thanks!!!

I put a new copy up.

Posted by: ace at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM (8rNrN)

80 a slingshot can do serious damage


Tell me about it

Posted by: Goliath at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM (O2RFr)

81 KTYs charter school is putting "emergrncy go bags" in each classroom
I wonder what will be in it.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 01:59 PM (hMwEB)

Condoms

Posted by: DR.WTF? at March 23, 2018 02:01 PM (T71PA)

82 Pigs gain one pound for every three pounds of feed they're given.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:01 PM (xJa6I)

83 45
America lost the war today. With a fucking pen. Signed by Donald J Arnold.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 01:55 PM (UsCnO)



I was not aware that a war generally consists of one Battle. That would be equivalent to which war-Revolutionary, Civil, WWII?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 01:57 PM (tpDAe)


WW IV. All nukes all the time. It's really quick, and takes about the time it takes to sign a name to a piece of paper.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:01 PM (UsCnO)

84
If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our

classrooms, they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks

and they will be stoned," said Dr. David Helsel.

---

As a friend of mine likes to point out, you put the deed to your property there on the ground in front of you. I'll stand ten feet from you and, when I say "GO!", if I can reach it, I own it.

Now, do you want pepper spray or a gun?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 02:01 PM (LV5XU)

85 I have a prediction for this little nutsack. Nervous breakdown or he gets so completely full of himself he becomes an embarrassment to everyone and he will get the Cindy Sheehan treatment.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2018 02:02 PM (zRZaJ)

86 I can't believe I'm about to sound like Lawrence O'Donnell, but bullets travel a lot faster than thrown rocks.

Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 02:02 PM (EzdLW)

87 KTYs charter school is putting "emergrncy go bags" in each classroom
I wonder what will be in it.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot


Trail mix and water bottles.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 23, 2018 02:02 PM (LOgQ4)

88 Rush was talking about a twitter thread by NameRedacted which walks through the recent developments at FBI and what they mean.

Here's the thread (on a webpage, not twitter)
http://tinyurl.com/ybfjdyxs

I hope this guy is right

Posted by: McCool at March 23, 2018 02:02 PM (tWnED)

89 The bucket of rocks idea will get tossed the minute a kid gets hurt by one. Or teased with one. Or gets looked at funny by one. They won't need a reason, the "concerned parents" and the ACLU will take them away because any of those things could happen.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 23, 2018 02:02 PM (3sOO0)

90 they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks and they will be stoned," said Dr. David Helsel.
=======

Who is again that's into stoning? It's right on the tip of my tongue...Starts with an "m" I think....

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 23, 2018 02:02 PM (vg8iE)

91 So why bother with this trillion dollar boondoggle uniparty lovefest for "The Military", when all we gotta do is give everyone one in the country a bucket of rocks for adequate force projection?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 02:02 PM (AURKQ)

92
This little punk is ruining my good name

Posted by: Boss Hogg at March 23, 2018 02:02 PM (lKyWE)

93 Integrity toss up

Trump= Hogg

Posted by: Two Scoops at March 23, 2018 02:02 PM (VWsDy)

94 America lost the war today. With a fucking pen. Signed by Donald J Arnold.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 01:55 PM (UsCnO)

I was not aware that a war generally consists of one Battle. That would be equivalent to which war-Revolutionary, Civil, WWII?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 01:57 PM (tpDAe)


So much drama; so little talent.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 02:02 PM (hLRSq)

95 Rock throwing?

It's the Palestinian Solution!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 23, 2018 02:02 PM (GdWl+)

96 Weren't we just being told how armed guards won't help because assault bullets go faster?
But now rocks will suffice?

Posted by: Randy M at March 23, 2018 02:02 PM (iwy8d)

97 Rocks seem aggressive to me. Maybe we could just give them kazoos and teach them to play The Rains of Castamere or something by Peter, Paul & Mary in times of crisis?

Posted by: Concerned Educator Who Is Concerned at March 23, 2018 02:02 PM (c6UIl)

98 Isn't rice pudding the 'ribbed' of puddings?

Asking for a fellow Moron marcher.

Posted by: @JRandomMoron at March 23, 2018 02:02 PM (ctuyM)

99 KTYs charter school is putting "emergrncy go bags" in each classroom
I wonder what will be in it.
=======

Fisting kits and rubbers

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 23, 2018 02:03 PM (vg8iE)

100 HOME SCHOOL DAMMIT
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 01:58 PM (39g3+)

I did for two years. Even now my son is not on board with the indoctrination because he says to me about certain subjects "What do you think?" He gets un unglossed version. ;^) So they may have him for 6 hours a day. I get him from 2-10 during th week and all day on weekends. Right now he's doing a huge Sponge Bob Retrospect which makes him laugh, which isn't exactly like watching CNN. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 02:03 PM (tpDAe)

101 ...Trump's signing that pile of crap was his first really serious misstep as president, they all have them. Unfortunately it was a major one, one that put a wedge between him and his base and Gorsuch doesn't make up for that. ...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM (39g3+)


Uh, yes it does.

You don't like the spending bill? Everyone need to start petitioning their CONGRESSMEN.

Trump doesn't write spending bills.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:03 PM (xJa6I)

102 >> a slingshot can do serious damage


Atlatl > Slingshot

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM (kJDpR)


With slingshots, pockets are high-capacity magazines! Atlatls are still restricted to 10 round mags in a quiver, at best.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 02:03 PM (8gDQu)

103
Maybe the kids can just pass a tersely worded note to the killer.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 23, 2018 02:03 PM (r+sAi)

104 WW IV. All nukes all the time. It's really quick, and takes about the time it takes to sign a name to a piece of paper.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:01 PM (UsCnO)



Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 02:03 PM (hLRSq)

105 The Hogg is squealin'.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 02:03 PM (WTo7q)

106 Imagine if Hogg had the same omnipotence as Billy Mumy's character in the Twilight Zone who wished all the "bad" grown ups into the corn field.

Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 02:03 PM (EzdLW)

107 But why would anyone listen to them?


Exactly, why does anyone give a shit was this idiot child says. But you have to be willing to ignore the MFM to do that.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2018 02:03 PM (mpXpK)

108
Probably trail mix, water, condoms, and a banana. Teachable moment and all that.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 23, 2018 02:04 PM (LOgQ4)

109 Rock throwing?

It's the Palestinian Solution!


Also popular in Northern Ireland with the British army

Posted by: McCool at March 23, 2018 02:04 PM (tWnED)

110 Aren't half the people in each class girls?

Don't the other half have the grip and arm strength of girls?

Because, I see a problem developing with this rock throwing plan.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2018 02:04 PM (kJDpR)

111 This little punk is ruining my good name
Posted by: Boss Hogg at March 23, 2018 02:02 PM (lKyWE)

Wouldn't know a rear end from a Bayou Bend.

Posted by: Ima Hogg at March 23, 2018 02:04 PM (VWsDy)

112 "The superintendent of the Blue Mountain School District is in the
spotlight after telling lawmakers in Harrisburg his students protect
themselves against potential school shooters with rocks."

--------------------------


I think a simple wedge under the classroom door wold be more effective. That and move out of the line of fire.

Posted by: Javems at March 23, 2018 02:04 PM (yLrhl)

113 What we need is common sense rock legislation!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 02:04 PM (0tfLf)

114 A well-regulated phalanx of stone-throwers being necessary...

Posted by: Living, breathing Connie the Constitution at March 23, 2018 02:04 PM (d0VyL)

115 It would be interesting to know how many of these kids have ever dunked someone with a softball or won a prize at the fair by knocking over milkjugs by throwing a beanbag or whatever.

I doubt more than 10% would get close to the body, much less hit the chest and maybe leave a bruise later that afternoon.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 02:04 PM (LV5XU)

116 I said that to a friend, that the only way to make this work is to have wrist rockets stored in every class, but of course no school is going to arm its kids with wrist rockets.

Posted by: ace at March 23, 2018 01:58 PM (8rNrN)

Somehow collapse and disguise them too look like those rubber wristbands with dorky sayings on them

Or as hair scrunchies

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 02:04 PM (hMwEB)

117 So much drama; so little talent.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 02:02 PM (hLRSq)

Drama? Well, he is from the left coast. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 02:04 PM (tpDAe)

118 Maybe we could just give them kazoos and teach them to play The Rains of Castamere or something by Peter, Paul & Mary in times of crisis?
Posted by: Concerned Educator Who Is Concerned at March 23, 2018 02:02 PM


Chopped. Liver?

Posted by: James Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:04 PM (ctuyM)

119 why not some high powered bear spray, that will shoot 40 feet of so. I prefer competent teachers have a gun locked in a safe, locked in their class closet. (or carried in threat situations) ... but some powerful "mace" type defense at least is better than blocking bullets with the body, as teachers have done. And all teachers could have the powerful mace, in case their room was breached, at the least.

But the left has one answer ... confiscate all guns, become a submissive population of commies.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2018 02:04 PM (bT8Z4)

120 KTYs charter school is putting "emergrncy go bags" in each classroom
I wonder what will be in it.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot

Morning after pills and soy milk.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:05 PM (NWiLs)

121 Rocks! Rocks!
At least in Detroit they have the good sense to use cans of soup.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at March 23, 2018 02:05 PM (vI+F1)

122 Will MSNBC please explain to him how much faster rifle bullets are than throwing stones?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 23, 2018 02:05 PM (O7MnT)

123 4 America lost the war today. With a fucking pen. Signed by Donald J Arnold.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 01:55 PM (UsCnO)

all america is good for is "defending" foreigners from other foreigners...but let's import all those other foreigners here so that we're now on both sides of those conflicts.

seriously fuck NATO (now conquered by islam anyway), Korea (you're all rich, have a draft or something), the middle east (unless we go back to blood for oil).

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 23, 2018 02:05 PM (DQC26)

124 101 ...Trump's signing that pile of crap was his first really serious misstep as president, they all have them. Unfortunately it was a major one, one that put a wedge between him and his base and Gorsuch doesn't make up for that. ...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM (39g3+)


Uh, yes it does.

You don't like the spending bill? Everyone need to start petitioning their CONGRESSMEN.

Trump doesn't write spending bills.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:03 PM (xJa6I)

But he doesn't have to sign them either.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 02:05 PM (WTo7q)

125 aside from trump...the bigger point is OUR congress came up with this bill.

Why the fuck would they, with control of house and senate, drop a last minute turd on the country?

The bill basically makes trump's agenda illegal...ohhh but we get more guns. Because we'll never have a chance to buy tanks and subs again.

And what good are these toys if we can't defend the country against people who walk in slow motion across the border?

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 23, 2018 02:06 PM (DQC26)

126 Bucket of rocks may not be the best of ideas, but the current strategy is to lock the door with the big glass window, turn off the lights, hide behind your desk and beg to be shot last.

A bucket of rocks or a can of wasp spray now sounds like the Stone Wall at Fredricksburg.

Posted by: Little Boomer at March 23, 2018 02:06 PM (6fu25)

127 "The superintendent of the Blue Mountain School District is in the
spotlight...



That right there is what this is all about.

"Look at MEEEEE! I'm on TVEEEEEE!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 23, 2018 02:06 PM (GdWl+)

128 Ace trying to calm the disappointed. This must be what the south felt when reconstruction began

Posted by: Ima Hogg at March 23, 2018 02:06 PM (VWsDy)

129 Listen to the wisdom of the children. Huh.

Why does that make me think of Spinal Tap and the flower people?

Do they go up to 11, and all that?

This Hogg fellow is seriously deranged, with all the righteous anger only a teenager can muster. Why his parents aren't preventing him from ruining his natural young life with these public meltdowns is a compete mystery to me.

And, as I asked in an earlier thread, what is a "fucking democracy?' Is it anything like the Constitutional Republic we actually, really live in? Because if he is a clueless about this, why should anyone pay attention to the rest of his impotent profane ramblings?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 02:06 PM (7UW64)

130 Condoms
Posted by: DR.WTF? at March 23, 2018 02:01 PM (T71PA)

Well, I suppose you could turn a condom into a slingshot of sorts

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 02:07 PM (hMwEB)

131 When you're dumb as a box of rocks, the answer to all your problems is....wait for it....rocks.

Posted by: torabora at March 23, 2018 02:07 PM (K0z2U)

132 Yes, send congressmen who are bought and paid for an angry letter. That's gonna yield results!

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 23, 2018 02:07 PM (c6UIl)

133 124 101 ...Trump's signing that pile of crap was his first really serious misstep as president, they all have them. Unfortunately it was a major one, one that put a wedge between him and his base and Gorsuch doesn't make up for that. ...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM (39g3+)


Uh, yes it does.

You don't like the spending bill? Everyone need to start petitioning their CONGRESSMEN.

Trump doesn't write spending bills.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:03 PM (xJa6I)

But he doesn't have to sign them either.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 02:05 PM (WTo7q)

What does he gain from vetoing it?

His own party put the bill forward. Is he going to get extra special purity points he gets to use in the future?

A veto would strengthen which party?

He has to work with what he's given.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:07 PM (xJa6I)

134 Trump doesn't write spending bills.

No, but he doesn't have to sign them, either. That's the entire point of the veto: to tell congress to try again. And he blew it.

https://youtu.be/nGuVTw01vrM?t=1m28s

Its not fatal, its not irrevocable, but he had the easiest hit in the world, a fat slow pitch right down the heart of the plate, and he whiffed it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:07 PM (39g3+)

135 the republican house and senate has voted to continue catch and release.

these are our guys. They dropped a huge turd on us and told trump that it's vital to sign it now or else we'll be overrun by barbarian hordes...

wait...which barbarians are we trying to keep out?

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 23, 2018 02:07 PM (DQC26)

136 Why his parents aren't preventing him from ruining his natural young life with these public meltdowns is a compete mystery to me.
=======

Is he really ruining it?

I bet the little fucker is already set for life.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 23, 2018 02:07 PM (vg8iE)

137 And, as I asked in an earlier thread, what is a "fucking democracy?' Is it anything like the Constitutional Republic we actually, really live in? Because if he is a clueless about this, why should anyone pay attention to the rest of his impotent profane ramblings?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 02:06 PM (7UW64)

A fucking democracy apparently has something to do with texting, if the pull quotes are accurate.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:07 PM (NWiLs)

138 arm the kids with mini crossbows

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 02:08 PM (hMwEB)

139 >>>The problem is that this would never, ever work. Throwing a rock with force takes not only time, but space

I like the superintendent's thought, here. It reminds me of "Let's roll!": one person knocking some guy off his game might encourage other potential victims to pitch in and it beats the heck out of cringing helplessly.

Posted by: m at March 23, 2018 02:08 PM (U6XUk)

140 119 why not some high powered bear spray, that will shoot 40 feet of so. I prefer competent teachers have a gun locked in a safe, locked in their class closet. (or carried in threat situations) ... but some powerful "mace" type defense at least is better than blocking bullets with the body, as teachers have done. And all teachers could have the powerful mace, in case their room was breached, at the least.

But the left has one answer ... confiscate all guns, become a submissive population of commies.


Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2018 02:04 PM (bT8Z4)


Using bear spray indoors is a double-edged sword. Probably not the smartest solution, although it's better than asking to be shot last.

Honestly, a bar of soap in a sock would probably be better than indoor bear spray.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 02:08 PM (7UW64)

141 Rush reading out some of the details of the Cronybus. It's not pretty for America.

*burns MAGA hat*

Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 02:08 PM (r9UYA)

142 If a school shooting imparts wisdom on those within its vicinity, and the purpose of a school is to educate, then the question needs to be asked:

Would it not serve a school's function to encourage school shootings?

Posted by: JSchuler at March 23, 2018 02:08 PM (YsGL+)

143 138 arm the kids with mini crossbows
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 02:08 PM (hMwEB)

Here we go again...

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:08 PM (NWiLs)

144 Carve a hole in a book? Do they use books in school anymore? I figured they all used their school issued tablets in place of textbooks these days.

Posted by: huerfano at March 23, 2018 02:08 PM (EtMVh)

145
But he doesn't have to sign them either.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 02:05 PM (WTo7q)

Trump vetos the bill pompeo and Haspel don't get confirmed.

Posted by: Boss Hogg at March 23, 2018 02:08 PM (lKyWE)

146 67 Willowed:


566 Posted by: ace at March 23, 2018 01:47 PM (8rNrN)

I'm not sure. At this point I think all you are going to get is people venting their spleens. There has been a lot of that lately. It seems to me like people are looking for things to scream about.

I don't think that is a healthy mindset to get into, but people are people and going to do what they want.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 01:59 PM (hLRSq)

I hate to crap where I eat, but I'll cautiously lay out a bit of criticism and hope I don't get my Stormtrooper helmet turned into a xylophone key:

It seems like every single post all day every day (except for the ONTs and the weekend themed threads) are about some shithead or another being a shithead. All there is to do is stay on topic and vent spleen, or go OT.

So Ace, maybe you could have a day or even a week of posts devoted to nothing but nice things? Happy stories. People doing good things. Or funny things. Or whatever. Just stay away from the same old Hot News about some swamp monster or another shoving a slimy shillealagh up the squeakhole of representative governance once again.
There's more to talk about in the world than the same old shitheaddery that goes on all the time.

Sorry. I'll show myself to the Barrel.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 02:09 PM (AURKQ)

147 Hogg has yet to get accepted into college, he has said that he doesn't care about graduating (IICR), and his GPA has sunk to a 0.9 his senior year. Oh and he wants to be a politician.

Fuck all these emergency entertainers.

Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 02:09 PM (mdwk9)

148 What does he gain from vetoing it?

What we all gain: a stupid crappy bill is shot down in flames and they have to start over, knowing that if they send another crapfest like that he'll veto it. Do you seriously think there's any incentive whatsoever for congress to change if even this smallest, most obvious, most simple step isn't taken?

Trump does good work most of the time but he stepped in it this time. This was a stupid mistake, he made the wrong call. Everyone does it. He can recover but this was a very poor decision that may very well cost him and is definitely costing us.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:09 PM (39g3+)

149 A veto would strengthen which party?


---

The opposition.

Now name which party that is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 02:09 PM (LV5XU)

150 Here's a copy. See it quickly b efore they take this one down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygS9gQ1gUiI

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 02:09 PM (8gDQu)

151 143 138 arm the kids with mini crossbows
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 02:08 PM (hMwEB)

Here we go again...
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:08 PM (NWiLs)

sharpened pencils as bolts

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 02:09 PM (hMwEB)

152 Our democracy democracy has proved a real let down. A fucking democracy might could be an improvement.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 23, 2018 02:09 PM (c6UIl)

153 Too soon for the Hogg wart, Ace.

You need a Goth Conservative post about how Trump let us down and give us space to grieve now that the WINNING is over.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 23, 2018 02:09 PM (ujg0T)

154 Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:08 PM (NWiLs)

Well there is no such thing as a min-long bow.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 23, 2018 02:09 PM (suO/a)

155 144 Carve a hole in a book? Do they use books in school anymore? I figured they all used their school issued tablets in place of textbooks these days.
Posted by: huerfano at March 23, 2018 02:08 PM (EtMVh)

Big Textbook has ensured that kids still carry a shit ton of textbooks.

Amazon and Google have both been trying to work a deal to license e-versions of the textbooks, but the publishers are pushing back

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 23, 2018 02:09 PM (F5+ro)

156 101
...Trump's signing that pile of crap was his first really serious
misstep as president, they all have them. Unfortunately it was a major
one, one that put a wedge between him and his base and Gorsuch doesn't
make up for that. ...



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM (39g3+)





Uh, yes it does.



You don't like the spending bill? Everyone need to start petitioning their CONGRESSMEN.



Trump doesn't write spending bills.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:03 PM (xJa6I)

No, he vetoes them when they are so destructive.

And Mark, which Congressperson are you going to petition to make this right?
Pramila Jayapal? Adam Smith? Patty Murray?

C'mon, Dude. We were rolled today. No border security anytime. Obama couldn't get this through, but Trump did. With R majorities.






Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:10 PM (UsCnO)

157 >>Honestly, a bar of soap in a sock would probably be better than indoor bear spray.



These are teenagers.

We can't just give them socks without mattresses to hide them under or we'll have other problems.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2018 02:10 PM (kJDpR)

158 Meanwhile, a school superintendent in New York says it's time to arm up against school shooters-- with rocks.

A BOX OF ROCKS!!

To be supplemented by a quiver of sharpened sticks?

Seriously, these are weapons in the proper hands, and the rock would be more effective if used with a slingshot. Likewise, the sharpened sticks would be also when used with a bow to launch them.
But then they wouldn't just be a profoundly stupid idea, they would be primitive ineffective weapons.
But weapons nonetheless.

So this administrator isn't against weapons to fight back with. He's only against effective weapons.

That's dumber than, uh, a box of rocks.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 23, 2018 02:10 PM (z79tQ)

159 :they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks and they will be stoned," said Dr. David Helsel."

Well, he is half right at least.

Posted by: Ripley at March 23, 2018 02:10 PM (MxEKc)

160 BREAKING NEWS

Congressional JA at 8%


hold my beer

Posted by: TWO SCOOPS at March 23, 2018 02:10 PM (VWsDy)

161 149 A veto would strengthen which party?


---

The opposition.

Now name which party that is.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 02:09 PM (LV5XU)

Heh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:10 PM (xJa6I)

162
Off more likable Hogg sock

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 23, 2018 02:10 PM (lKyWE)

163 I'm seriously so angry I'm about to vomit.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 23, 2018 02:10 PM (WDCYi)

164
When it comes to little shits I adopt the ''Jordan Peterson test'': Subtract six years from persons age then ask yourself if you would have paid any attention to what he was saying then.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 23, 2018 02:10 PM (LOgQ4)

165 We were told as children in the event of a murderer in our midst to grab pencils, scissors whatever was handy and kill them.

It'd be a lot easier to have an adult shoot them I suppose, but I even commented then that it would be a team building exercise.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 23, 2018 02:10 PM (SzZnW)

166 143 138 arm the kids with mini crossbows
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 02:08 PM (hMwEB)

Here we go again...

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:08 PM (NWiLs)


Well, they are kids, so longbows is right out.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 02:10 PM (7UW64)

167 I said that to a friend, that the only way to make this work is to have
wrist rockets stored in every class, but of course no school is going to
arm its kids with wrist rockets.



Posted by: ace at March 23, 2018 01:58 PM (8rNrN)


Those things are selling for over $100 at Amazon now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2018 02:11 PM (mpXpK)

168 Ace : Not New York.

Schyulkill County is in PA.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 23, 2018 02:11 PM (WDCYi)

169 69 Maybe the superindent got the stoning idea from the story about the younger generation's approval of the mob in Shirley Jackson's The Lottery

Posted by: Zombie Freddie Mercury at March 23, 2018 02:00 PM



This will be for the monthly PE class where everyone trains on how to properly throw a rock.
"OK class, today is little Johnny's turn to be the evil gun owner. Everyone get your rocks and l'il Johnny, you go stand over there."

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 02:11 PM (0tfLf)

170 >>So Ace, maybe you could have a day or even a week of posts devoted to nothing but nice things?


Style Guide says, quite explicitly, that, "We Can't Have Nice Things".

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2018 02:11 PM (kJDpR)

171 >>So Ace, maybe you could have a day or even a week of posts devoted to nothing but nice things? Happy stories. People doing good things. Or funny things. Or whatever. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 02:09 PM (AURKQ)

In other news, Fred Rogers is on the new USPS "Forever" stamp.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2018 02:11 PM (Bdeb0)

172 Why his parents aren't preventing him from ruining his natural young life with these public meltdowns is a compete mystery to me.

Yeah the more people see of this guy, the less they like of him. You notice you're not seeing the glowing, tongue bathing portraits of the guy any more? You don't see social media quoting him all adoringly? He's slouching into Nancy Pelosi/Hillary Clinton/Maxine Waters "we just wish they'd go away" territory.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:11 PM (39g3+)

173 I like the river stones idea, but it needs some workshopping.

How about mandatory training classes in sling use? Daily qualifications where you have to knock down a steel plate target with your sling and river stone or you get detention.

Detention consists of sling training and practice.

Turn the little guys and gals into a Bible-age army.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 02:11 PM (iv0p7)

174 I like how he's bitching about having to use a transparent backpack at school. If it saves just one child, right?

Posted by: XanderCrews at March 23, 2018 02:11 PM (ASWvU)

175 im watching this kid in the background, and boy is he a douche.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM (F5+ro)

176 "It's like when your old-a** parents are like, ‘I don't know how to send an iMessage,' and you're just like, ‘Give me the f**king phone' and you take it and you're like, ‘OK, let me handle it,' and you get it done in one second," Hogg said.

"And I'm like .... and they're like ... and then I'm like ... and then they're like ..."

And the fuss they made about Cicero, and William F. Buckley Jr. Of course, they didn't, like, speak Valley Girl. Fer sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM (YqDXo)

177 I haven't heard anything Camera Hogg has actually said since I don't have a TV and haven't clicked on links because I don't care. I get the gist here and if I'm going to listen to some 18 year old it might as well be my own son or the kids of people I actually know and like.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM (tpDAe)

178
I'm seriously so angry I'm about to vomit.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 23, 2018 02:10 PM (WDCYi)


That's not good. The sun will rise tomorrow.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM (lKyWE)

179 Why his parents aren't preventing him from ruining his natural young life with these public meltdowns is a compete mystery to me.


I'm certain both his mommies agree and support his CNN/Soros trained-seal act.

A little snot-nosed punk of a kid has nothing to tell me about life. At. All.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM (GdWl+)

180 In a fucking democracy, how a bill becomes a law is much more titillating.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM (c6UIl)

181

SECOND!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM (mPeei)

182 "Every classroom has been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone..."

1. Shooter stands in front of rock bucket
2. Will the teacher or a student be responsible for passing the (very heavy) bucket of rocks around the classroom so that everyone get get a rock? Will this occur at the start of class or will the shooter be asked to stand by while rocks are handed out?
3. Someone hurling bullets at people is uncivilized, archaic, and should be verboten but literally stoning people needs to be brought back into polite, modern society?

Posted by: Damiano at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM (0qTzV)

183 Trump does good work most of the time but he stepped in it this time. This was a stupid mistake, he made the wrong call. Everyone does it. He can recover but this was a very poor decision that may very well cost him and is definitely costing us.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:09 PM

This. Especially caving on one of the biggest promises of his campaign which was the wall. Where was the guidance as Ace mentioned? Where was the fight? You let the dems explain why they won't fund our military. Other than that, this things is a fucking dung heap. People are mad because they expected better. I guess it proves that at the end of the day, other than some tweets and tough talk, Trump is no different.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM (7qnb5)

184 A fucking democracy might could be an improvement.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 23, 2018 02:09 PM


This.

Posted by: Wm. "Bubba" Clinton at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM (ctuyM)

185 The sun will rise tomorrow.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM (lKyWE)

Bummer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM (NWiLs)

186 This David Hogg kid is what a senior in school? The shooting took place in the Junior High wing of the school, did it not? Hogg was no where near the shooting

Right. The shooting was in the freshman building, which is not even the same building Camera Hogg and his buddies were in.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM (3J/LN)

187 With the bucket of rocks "solution", I just wouldn't want to be the kid sitting nearest to the door.

Posted by: Axebot at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM (d0VyL)

188 You don't like the spending bill? Everyone need to start petitioning their CONGRESSMEN.



Trump doesn't write spending bills.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:03 PM (xJa6I)

No, he vetoes them when they are so destructive.

And Mark, which Congressperson are you going to petition to make this right?
Pramila Jayapal? Adam Smith? Patty Murray?

C'mon, Dude. We were rolled today. No border security anytime. Obama couldn't get this through, but Trump did. With R majorities.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:10 PM (UsCnO)

It's a spending bill. This isn't a normal bill you can veto and send back. It's the money spigot.

It sucks. But it's not new suckage or even Trump's 'failure'. It's politics. And from a fiscal responsibility viewpoint, it's one in a long, long, long line of failures.

As for my local options, they're limited. But I can and do vote against the money whores and put my money where my vote is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:13 PM (xJa6I)

189 I vas goingt to varn you people

Posted by: Melania at March 23, 2018 02:13 PM (VWsDy)

190 I'm tired of hearing "Marjorie Stoneman-Douglas" - sounds like some Leftist city council woman that wants to ban something.

Posted by: josephistan at March 23, 2018 02:13 PM (7HtZB)

191 I shoot squirrels with a wrist rocket for fun - to keep them off the bird feeders. When I get more serious I use a pellet gun. When they get too frisky I visit their woodland homes with a 12 gauge to create a perimeter. No bucket of rocks involved.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 23, 2018 02:13 PM (6HRXU)

192 I guess David Hogg read "The Lottery".

Posted by: Damiano at March 23, 2018 02:13 PM (0qTzV)

193 I'm seriously so angry I'm about to vomit.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 23, 2018 02:10 PM (WDCYi)

*pushes pot brownies thru usb port to hikaru*

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 02:13 PM (hMwEB)

194 "OK class, today is little Johnny's turn to be the evil gun owner. Everyone get your rocks and l'il Johnny, you go stand over there."

Johnny: Um teach, how come the target is always one of the three white boys in class?

Teacher: Shut up racist penocrat!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:13 PM (39g3+)

195 I get we need a strong military and I am happy for that money in the bill Trump signed, however, the rest of this bill just trashed his core promises on immigration, sanctuary, et. al. Very disappointed.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 02:13 PM (gbWkA)

196 dat quote doh

"It's like when your old-a** parents are like, 'I don't know how to send an iMessage,' and you're just like, 'Give me the f**king phone' and you take it and you're like, 'OK, let me handle it,' and you get it done in one second," Hogg said. "Sadly, that's what we have to do with our government because our parents don't know how to use a f**king democracy, so we have to." -- David Hogg, Spokeschild, 2nd Amendment Expert, and person who was vaguely in the vicinity when something bad happened to people he didn't know

Posted by: ace at March 23, 2018 02:14 PM (8rNrN)

197 Well, Hogg has done a great deal for the NRA. I joined because of him. I'm cancelling my Citicard since they couldn't resist the siren song of social activism. They are all pissing me off royally.

Posted by: no good deed at March 23, 2018 02:14 PM (eIQHF)

198
152 Our democracy democracy has proved a real let down. A fucking democracy might could be an improvement.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 23, 2018 02:09 PM (c6UIl)


Welp, I suppose in a Fucking Democracy [tm] everybody would have access to the same rogering. Now, I suppose the terms would have to be negotiated so that nobody gets left out. Maybe, IDK, some kind of special Affirmative Action deal where those who have fewer fuckings get more fuckings?

I need clarity on this. I'm sure.

Or some such shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 02:14 PM (7UW64)

199 104
WW IV. All nukes all the time. It's really quick, and takes about the time it takes to sign a name to a piece of paper.









Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:01 PM (UsCnO)







Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 02:03 PM (hLRSq)


So how long have you been sucking Paul Ryan's dick? And does it taste good as Paul promises?
This is an historical rolling of his own base. He only needs a phrase, something like "Read My Lips, No New Taxes". Except with a better background sound and flashy video.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:14 PM (UsCnO)

200 The sun will rise tomorrow.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM (lKyWE)

Great; I will get to go pick up the Palms for our Palm/Passion Sunday Service. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 02:14 PM (tpDAe)

201 I'll bet my bucket of banana peels thrown in front of the door will take down a shooter before that bucket of rocks idea.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 02:14 PM (0tfLf)

202 I do not like David Hogg. I do not like his friends. They have been told they are so much more than they actually are. It's a miracle he can get his giant ego through a door.

Posted by: huerfano at March 23, 2018 02:14 PM (EtMVh)

203 3. Someone hurling bullets at people is uncivilized, archaic, and should be verboten but literally stoning people needs to be brought back into polite, modern society?
=======

We see no problem with this. In fact, it assures us that we are one step closer to domination.

Posted by: CAIR at March 23, 2018 02:14 PM (vg8iE)

204 179 Why his parents aren't preventing him from ruining his natural young life with these public meltdowns is a compete mystery to me.


I'm certain both his mommies agree and support his CNN/Soros trained-seal act.

A little snot-nosed punk of a kid has nothing to tell me about life. At. All.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM (GdWl+)

Because despite having FBI Connections through his daddy and his mother being well known in National Demoncrat Activist circles, his grades are still too shitty to get him into a prestigious college. Multiple schools have already rejected him.

This TV Tour was supposed to be the resume builder to push him into the elite crowd.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 23, 2018 02:14 PM (WDCYi)

205 On another note - after Trump's fiasco today I actually got nervous being away from Texas on business - serious end time feeling came over me and I am too far away from my "stuff".

Posted by: rammajamma at March 23, 2018 02:14 PM (6HRXU)

206 Yeah the more people see of this guy, the less they like of him. You notice you're not seeing the glowing, tongue bathing portraits of the guy any more? You don't see social media quoting him all adoringly? He's slouching into Nancy Pelosi/Hillary Clinton/Maxine Waters "we just wish they'd go away" territory.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:11 PM (39g3+)


He's obviously a sanctimonious twat. And apparently one that's not overly bright, judging by his track record on college admissions. Even with a liberal tailwind, they still don't want him. Gotta be telling you something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:15 PM (YqDXo)

207 Yeah the more people see of this guy, the less they like of him. You notice you're not seeing the glowing, tongue bathing portraits of the guy any more? You don't see social media quoting him all adoringly? He's slouching into Nancy Pelosi/Hillary Clinton/Maxine Waters "we just wish they'd go away" territory.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:11 PM (39g3+)


He dove head first into politics and he's feeling the heat. I think he is starting to lose it. He might just have a mental breakdown before our very eyes.

Child abuse, straight up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2018 02:15 PM (fceHP)

208 He has a purty mouf.

Posted by: Swamp Music at March 23, 2018 02:15 PM (xBSm0)

209 when Hogg finally crosses the line he'll just redeem himself by transitioning to a black lesbian self

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 02:15 PM (hMwEB)

210 It's a spending bill. This isn't a normal bill you can veto and send back. It's the money spigot.

Sure it is. They all can be vetoed. All of them. That's how the system works, remember Schoolhouse rock? Remember how the constitution is written? Congress tried to make it impossible by playing games, but nothing forces him to sign a piece of crap mistake except his own folly.

Trump isn't ruined, and all the people raging about burning MAGA hats and stuff aren't leaving the Trump Train. But this was a stupid, unforced error and refusing to see that is really foolish.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:15 PM (39g3+)

211 >>" ... our parents don't know how to use a f**king democracy, so we have to." -- David Hogg, Spokeschild, 2nd Amendment Expert



Apparently, they don't know how to raise a child, either.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2018 02:15 PM (kJDpR)

212
So much drama; so little talent.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 02:02 PM (hLRSq)

Drama? Well, he is from the left coast. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 02:04 PM



I agree with you guys that we shouldn't be setting hair on fire over PDT signing the stupid spending bill. But in Left Coast Dawg's defense, as someone who also lives on the left coast, it becomes awfully hard to see the bright side of anything when you're out here dominated by socialists. On the other hand, Left Coast Dawg ought to have expected today's crap sandwich. I did.

Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 02:15 PM (EzdLW)

213 "It's like when your old-a** parents are like, 'I don't know how to send an iMessage,' and you're just like, 'Give me the f**king phone' and you take it and you're like, 'OK, let me handle it,' and you get it done in one second," Hogg said. "Sadly, that's what we have to do with our government because our parents don't know how to use a f**king democracy, so we have to."

=============

It's like the snot nosed kid who says he knows how to grill, DAD, and he ends up burning the house down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at March 23, 2018 02:15 PM (EvBgT)

214 My guess about the budget-signing is that the increased military spending was top priority, and so a price had to be paid. It's likely we're going to be in a major shooting war sooner than we think.

Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2018 02:15 PM (Pqytn)

215 "It's like when your old-a** parents are like, 'I
don't know how to send an iMessage,' and you're just like, 'Give me the
f**king phone' and you take it and you're like, 'OK, let me handle it,'
and you get it done in one second," Hogg said. "Sadly, that's what we
have to do with our government because our parents don't know how to use
a f**king democracy, so we have to." -- David Hogg, Spokeschild, 2nd
Amendment Expert, and person who was vaguely in the vicinity when
something bad happened to people he didn't know

Posted by: ace at March 23, 2018 02:14 PM



One of his parents should have popped him in the fucking mouth for that.

Posted by: huerfano at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (EtMVh)

216 "Camera Hogg" is great.

is that original with you?

Posted by: ace at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (8rNrN)

217 I said that to a friend, that the only way to make this work is to have wrist rockets stored in every class, but of course no school is going to arm its kids with wrist rockets.



Posted by: ace at March 23, 2018 01:58 PM (8rNrN)


Those things are selling for over $100 at Amazon now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2018 02:11 PM (mpXpK)


$100 for a simple frame and some surgical tubing? Damn!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (8gDQu)

218
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM (NWiLs)


Turn that frown upside down

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (lKyWE)

219 I'm surprised Hogg's tiny arms could lift a cell phone.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (7qnb5)

220 Because despite having FBI Connections through his daddy and his mother being well known in National Demoncrat Activist circles, his grades are still too shitty to get him into a prestigious college. Multiple schools have already rejected him.

This TV Tour was supposed to be the resume builder to push him into the elite crowd.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 23, 2018 02:14 PM (WDCYi)


This.

And even his TV Tour hasn't helped.

Next up: he'll want to ban gyms. Which, by the look of him, won't affect him in the slightest.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (YqDXo)

221 KTYs charter school is putting "emergrncy go bags" in each classroom

Do they think school shootings are going to morph into medieval sieges? In a school shooting the shooter isn't cutting off your supply of food and water for days, so why are they preparing go bags?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (iv0p7)

222 "It's like when your old-a** parents are like, ‘I don't know how to send an iMessage,' and you're just like, ‘Give me the f**king phone' and you take it and you're like, ‘OK, let me handle it,' and you get it done in one second," Hogg said.

Kid would do that in my household exactly ONCE.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (LOgQ4)

223 219 I'm surprised Hogg's tiny arms could lift a cell phone.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (7qnb5)


He probably had a spotter for that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (YqDXo)

224 I'm seriously so angry I'm about to vomit.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 23, 2018 02:10 PM (WDCYi)


this is what the left wants
don't give it to them

also, take a break, man

politics is a sick business, always has and always will be, and if you take it too seriously and it effects your health, step away

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2018 02:17 PM (fceHP)

225 A veto would have strengthened MAGA and the America First agenda Trump ran on. Now the republican base is completely demoralized and 2018 could be a bloodbath.

This makes no sense unless we are getting ready for a war because we are corrupt and broke as fuck.

Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 02:17 PM (mdwk9)

226 t's likely we're going to be in a major shooting war sooner than we think.
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2018 02:15 PM (Pqytn)

Yeah, along with hiring Bolton, I think Trump's next item on his to-do list will be somewhat kinetic

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 02:17 PM (hMwEB)

227 206 He's obviously a sanctimonious twat. And apparently one that's not overly bright, judging by his track record on college admissions. Even with a liberal tailwind, they still don't want him. Gotta be telling you something.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:15 PM (YqDXo)

Even having a Deep State Daddy isn't getting him in.

Dude has to be an absolute fuck-up.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 23, 2018 02:17 PM (WDCYi)

228 It would be interesting to know how many of these kids have ever dunked someone with a softball or won a prize at the fair by knocking over milkjugs by throwing a beanbag or whatever.


Pretty sure the only thing Hogg can throw is shade.

Posted by: no good deed at March 23, 2018 02:17 PM (eIQHF)

229
The sun will rise tomorrow.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM



I'll permit it. THIS time.

Posted by: Hawaiian judge at March 23, 2018 02:17 PM (EzdLW)

230 I'm so old that I remember that the failure of a straight repeal of ObamaCare and Trump's inability to get that passed was going to doom his presidency.

Good times, those were. Good times.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 02:17 PM (hLRSq)

231 Turn that frown upside down
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (lKyWE)

*grumble*

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:17 PM (NWiLs)

232 A fucking democracy might could be an improvement.

"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"
--Al Czervik

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:17 PM (39g3+)

233 >>$100 for a simple frame and some surgical tubing?


On a Genuine Wrist-Rocket Brand wirstrocket, that little leather pouch is made from the scrotum leather of a Koala.

That stuff's not cheap.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2018 02:18 PM (kJDpR)

234 It's a miracle he can get his giant ego through a door.
Posted by: huerfano at March 23, 2018 02:14 PM (EtMVh)

Or his comically large head, for that matter. Like a living carnival papier mache head.

Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at March 23, 2018 02:18 PM (xPJvm)

235 Meanwhile, a school superintendent in New York says it's time to arm up against school shooters-- with rocks.


I have it on good authority - CNN - that thrown rocks are definitely not as fast as bullets fired from a deadly death ray fully semi-automatic AK15 with 30 clip magazines and that shoulder thing.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 02:18 PM (Dp6qK)

236 I am really opposed to the R's who are nothing but establishment pricks that are opposed to everything put forth by Trump. You know what is going to happen to them? Nothing, 99% of them will be re-elected.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 02:18 PM (gbWkA)

237 Kid would do that in my household exactly ONCE.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (LOgQ4)


This.

"Sorry, Timmy, but this old-ass parent can't quite find his checkbook, or figure out how to write a check. I guess you're going to be self-funding, in the unlikely event you get into something more demanding than obedience school."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:18 PM (YqDXo)

238 President Donald Swamp.
It was good while it lasted.
Where's a list of the GOPes to vote abstain on during the November elections?

Posted by: Downcast at March 23, 2018 02:18 PM (1mpdO)

239 School Plans Defense Against Shooters -- a Five Pound Bucket of Rocks That Can Be Thrown


Also, clear backpacks & id badges. LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 02:18 PM (TUUTu)

240 "Honestly, a bar of soap in a sock would probably be better than indoor bear spray."


How about a roll of quarters in a sock like Paul Kersey used?

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 23, 2018 02:18 PM (OD2ni)

241 Ace : Not New York.

Schyulkill County is in PA.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 23, 2018 02:11 PM (WDCYi)


When I was a kid my mother used to take us to River Road to go fishing in the Schyulkill every so often. Never caught anything. Probably why I don't like fishing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 02:18 PM (8gDQu)

242 guess about the budget-signing is that the increased military spending was top priority, and so a price had to be paid. It's likely we're going to be in a major shooting war sooner than we think.
Posted by: mrp at March 23, 2018 02:15 PM (Pqytn)

Fighting other countries wars for them. I know my nephews can't wait to sign up for more of these shit shows when they get out of highschool.

Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 02:18 PM (mdwk9)

243 Here's what I don't get though... this kid claims he wants:
"universal background checks,"
"keeping guns out of the hand of crazy people"
"age of 21 to buy a gun" and
"a 10% federal tax on guns"

1 and 2 are already the law. All FFL transactions must include a federal background check. That's almost all gun purchased in the country. And anyone who has been committed for being crazy and/or for convicted of certain crimes cannot buy a gun.
Age to buy a handgun is federally 21, long gun is 18-21 depending on the state. This isn't really a huge issue.

And if this is really about tax policy, why is he getting so worked up and why do we care what a 17 year old thinks?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 23, 2018 02:19 PM (F5+ro)

244 I'm surprised Hogg's tiny arms could lift a cell phone.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (7qnb5)

He probably had a spotter for that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (YqDXo)


He really does look underdeveloped. Maybe born premature. Also, his head is pinched off into a triangle.

Weird looking dude with a big filthy mouth.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2018 02:19 PM (fceHP)

245 The apple and tree analogy. I am sure Hogg the triangle head is the way he is because he has morons (not the good kind) for parents.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 02:19 PM (7qnb5)

246 David needs to dial it back. He's starting to look a little crazed.

Posted by: Cindy Sheehan, former leftist icon at March 23, 2018 02:19 PM (EtMVh)

247 I was a staunch opponent of abortion until this Hogg assclown showed up.

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 23, 2018 02:19 PM (yhf6w)

248 Do they think school shootings are going to morph into medieval sieges? In a school shooting the shooter isn't cutting off your supply of food and water for days, so why are they preparing go bags?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (iv0p7)

yeah, I'm curious to hear what they will put in it
maybe first aid stuff?

they are also hosting a "stop the bleed" seminar for parents & students during break

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 02:19 PM (hMwEB)

249 209 when Hogg finally crosses the line he'll just redeem himself by transitioning to a black lesbian self

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 02:15 PM (hMwEB)


Looking at him, I think perhaps he only identifies as a boy.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 02:19 PM (7UW64)

250 210 It's a spending bill. This isn't a normal bill you can veto and send back. It's the money spigot.

Sure it is. They all can be vetoed. All of them. That's how the system works, remember Schoolhouse rock? Remember how the constitution is written? Congress tried to make it impossible by playing games, but nothing forces him to sign a piece of crap mistake except his own folly.

Trump isn't ruined, and all the people raging about burning MAGA hats and stuff aren't leaving the Trump Train. But this was a stupid, unforced error and refusing to see that is really foolish.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:15 PM (39g3+)

I do remember school house rock. I wish it still ran on TV. I wish things worked as easily as a cartoon makes it look.

The real world, such as I've seen it, you only get so much 'ammunition' to get things done. Only so much capital. You are dependent on your support for resupply. Trump has no support for a veto. It's not a Democratic spending bill, it's a Republican spending bill. He vetoes it and the Media swings back into action intoning sonorously about 'government shut downs' and 'starving senior citizen' and 'our poor veterans being denied paychecks and benefits'.

Trump can't veto every bill he doesn't like.
I don't even know if he should have vetoed this one, considering where it came from.

What we need is a bigger shake up in Congress, if you want spending to change.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:19 PM (xJa6I)

251 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:14 PM (UsCnO)

Do you touch yourself with the same fingers you type with?

Well stop doing that, it's unsanitary - you don't know what sort of hobo has been using that keyboard.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 02:19 PM (hLRSq)

252 Meanwhile, a school superintendent in New York says it's time to arm up against school shooters-- with rocks.

That's genius. A bunch of wussies throwing like Obama would definitely stop an attacker. He'd be laughing too hard to do anything else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:19 PM (YqDXo)

253 Hogg is an irritating little insect who is fast burning out on national media.

Posted by: IC at March 23, 2018 02:19 PM (a0IVu)

254 249 209 when Hogg finally crosses the line he'll just redeem himself by transitioning to a black lesbian self

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 02:15 PM (hMwEB)


Looking at him, I think perhaps he only identifies as a boy.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 02:19 PM (7UW64)

He looks like he identifies as a muppet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:19 PM (xJa6I)

255 My prediction for the midterms; Uniparty retains supermajorities in both houses.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 02:20 PM (WTo7q)

256 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2018 02:17 PM (fceHP)

Well said.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 02:20 PM (tpDAe)

257 I will never sign a bill like this again.

Please clap.

Posted by: Trump at March 23, 2018 02:20 PM (r9UYA)

258 >>How about a roll of quarters in a sock like Paul Kersey used?


How about we tell them it's a roll of quarters and we use nickels?

Posted by: Beau Biden at March 23, 2018 02:20 PM (kJDpR)

259 Below, the angry Teen Savant David Hogg wants you to know he's angry and he's not going to put up with Republicans, the NRA, or rice pudding instead of real pudding any longer.


Hogg is gonna come across the wrong person, lose his shit, assault them and get shot for his trouble.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 02:20 PM (TUUTu)

260 AP: Authorities reported today that a Harrisburg teacher who had become "exasperated" is on administrative leave after throwing an entire bucket of fist-sized rocks at students of her class. "I slave away to teach these little barbarians, and I'd finally just had enough," she said as she was led to a county sheriff's car.

Students "were like, whatever, she can't even throw that good."

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2018 02:20 PM (Bdeb0)

261 He really does look underdeveloped. Maybe born premature. Also, his head is pinched off into a triangle.

Weird looking dude with a big filthy mouth.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2018 02:19 PM (fceHP)

Well, like, he was really angry, so, like, he had to swear, so you would, like, really know how angry he really is, you know? Like that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 02:20 PM (7UW64)

262 188
You don't like the spending bill? Everyone need to start petitioning their CONGRESSMEN.







Trump doesn't write spending bills.



Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:03 PM (xJa6I)



No, he vetoes them when they are so destructive.



And Mark, which Congressperson are you going to petition to make this right?

Pramila Jayapal? Adam Smith? Patty Murray?



C'mon, Dude. We were rolled today. No border security anytime. Obama
couldn't get this through, but Trump did. With R majorities.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:10 PM (UsCnO)



It's a spending bill. This isn't a normal bill you can veto and send back. It's the money spigot.



It sucks. But it's not new suckage or even Trump's 'failure'. It's
politics. And from a fiscal responsibility viewpoint, it's one in a
long, long, long line of failures.



As for my local options, they're limited. But I can and do vote against the money whores and put my money where my vote is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:13 PM (xJa6I)


You mean like Ronald Reagan vetoing his first piece of shit Congress tried to force him sign?

WTF? If Trump vetoed it, the military would have just shut down at midnight? Of course not.

This was political poker and Trump folded.

This is the day when the Deep State finally drove a stake between Trump and his voting base. It was the only real power Trump had. Now........ permanently compromised.

Read My Lips, dude.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:20 PM (UsCnO)

263 245 The apple and tree analogy. I am sure Hogg the triangle head is the way he is because he has morons (not the good kind) for parents.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 02:19 PM (7qnb5)


Maybe his dad is E.T.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:20 PM (YqDXo)

264 "And, it's like when your dumb old parents come back at you with their like, Hey, Davey, you ever learn how to send an iMessage from an Iphone that's ten inches up your colon and sideways? And your like wut and then it's like **Splort** and your all like OWWW why daddy!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 02:20 PM (AURKQ)

265 243
Here's what I don't get though... this kid claims he wants:

"universal background checks,"

"keeping guns out of the hand of crazy people"

"age of 21 to buy a gun" and

"a 10% federal tax on guns"



1 and 2 are already the law. All FFL transactions must include a federal background check. That's almost all gun purchased in the country. And anyone who has been committed for being crazy and/or for convicted of certain crimes cannot buy a gun.

Age to buy a handgun is federally 21, long gun is 18-21 depending on the state. This isn't really a huge issue.



And if this is really about tax policy, why is he getting so worked up and why do we care what a 17 year old thinks?




Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 23, 2018 02:19 PM (F5+ro)


4 is also law.

Pistols and revolvers are subject to a 10 percent Firearms and Ammunition Excise Tax (FAET) on the sales price, while rifles, shotguns, and ammunition carry an 11 percent tax.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 02:21 PM (Dp6qK)

266
This David Hogg kid is what a senior in school? The shooting took place in the Junior High wing of the school, did it not? Hogg was no where near the shooting
------
Right. The shooting was in the freshman building, which is not even the same building Camera Hogg and his buddies were in.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM



hahaha!

like we care

hahahahahahaha

Posted by: This is CNN at March 23, 2018 02:21 PM (EzdLW)

267 You people know I am not a troll. But I have to tell you I am getting calls from a lot of people who support Trump saying they are done. That this is the biggest mistake of his one-term presidency.

Honestly people are very pissed off and hopefully it is short lived. But I never expected this depth of emotion. They feel betrayed and foolish.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 02:21 PM (hJCGU)

268
Ace's new quote from the video is the one that got me.

He is such an arrogant little pr*ck. Acting as if kids are smarter than their parents, adults, and grandparents.

Society is in such horrible shape. Respect your elders is a thing of the past with the new generations. Just because they can send a message? Or use a phone?

Baby douche

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2018 02:21 PM (fceHP)

269 "It's like when your old-a** parents are like, 'I don't know how to send an iMessage,' and you're just like, 'Give me the f**king phone' and you take it and you're like, 'OK, let me handle it,' and you get it done in one second," Hogg said. "Sadly, that's what we have to do with our government because our parents don't know how to use a f**king democracy, so we have to."

See this is just straight up teenage arrogance, where when you are young you think that since you know about something or can do something older people cannot, that means you're better and smarter than they are.

What it actually means is that they have a life and responsibilities and focus that means they really don't give a crap about this trivial nonsense, and are perfectly fine letting someone else bother with it. because wisdom gives you the edge in having people do crap you don't want to, freeing you to do the stuff that matters.

But when you're 17, you think texting is the most important stuff like since ever. So someone who doesn't do it well must be some kinda retard or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:21 PM (39g3+)

270 "Every classroom has been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone. If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks and they will be stoned," said Dr. David Helsel.

This is the stupidest thing in the history of the Republic.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 23, 2018 02:21 PM (B+qrE)

271 @216 Ace:

I first saw "Camera Hogg" from JJ Sefton if I'm remembering right. It's all over Twitter now.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (3J/LN)

272 What we need is a bigger shake up in Congress, if you want spending to change.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:19 PM



yup.
Vote Incumbents Out!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (0tfLf)

273 Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 02:20 PM (7UW64)

Yeah; 18 years old who think they know everything and use a foul mouth to show that they do are really convincing to anyone who's dealt with teens before/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (tpDAe)

274 Maybe his dad is E.T.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:20 PM

He does! He looks like what you'd get if E.T. and Cynthia Nixon reproduced.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (7qnb5)

275
Meanwhile, a school superintendent in New York says it's time to arm up against school shooters-- with rocks.

We can call it the school of rocks

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (lKyWE)

276 Time for a second look at McMuffin?

Posted by: josephistan at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (7HtZB)

277 heh. This pimply, pencil-necked geek wants to take my guns?

Do you even lift, Brah!

Posted by: Fritz at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (2Mnv1)

278 Send the twee, foul-mouthed little bitch to spend ONE WEEKEND in my house.

I'd mop my floors with his oh-so-special ass.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

279 Assuming that this is the art of a compromise, what can follow that'll re-energize the voters and have the give a rat ass meter actually register?

Black Hole Sun.

Posted by: auscolpyr at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (suO/a)

280 Hogg is weird looking kid. I haven't heard him talk except from the video of him hiding in the closet during the shooting coaching the other dumb girl that we need diversity as another lesson of shootings, aside from anti-nra and anti-christian sthit.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (DQC26)

281 Students "were like, whatever, she can't even throw that good."
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2018 02:20 PM (Bdeb0)


Sounds like she must have been an English teacher.

She shoulda called me. A pitcher back in the day, but I can still bring the heat. They'd carrying out a-hole kids on platters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (YqDXo)

282 The little Hogg fag is banned from the pickled beet club.

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 02:23 PM (MVjcR)

283 The whole military needs fixing because we are going to war soon is just idiotic - does anyone realize how long the supply chain is for anything these days let alone bib blow puppy stuff? Fine give them a raise but don't talk to me about even medium term war readiness with this trash bill

Posted by: rammajamma at March 23, 2018 02:23 PM (6HRXU)

284 I'm disinclined to lecture others about frothing rants, given my own demeanor. But you got to pace yourselves. If you develop Tourette's everytime the GOP sells you out, you're going to end up coming off like a parody of, well, me. So lighten up, cocksuckers.

Posted by: Al Swearengen at March 23, 2018 02:23 PM (c6UIl)

285 "It's like when your old-a** parents are like, 'I don't know how to send an iMessage,' and you're just like, 'Give me the f**king phone' and you take it and you're like, 'OK, let me handle it,' and you get it done in one second," Hogg said. "Sadly, that's what we have to do with our government because our parents don't know how to use a f**king democracy, so we have to." -- David Hogg, Spokeschild, 2nd Amendment Expert, and person who was vaguely in the vicinity when something bad happened to people he didn't know

I'm not generally into smacking kids into the middle of next week, but he needs it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:23 PM (NWiLs)

286 Also, his head is pinched off into a triangle.



You know what else pinched things off into a tapered end??

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 02:23 PM (TUUTu)

287 Hogg is weird looking kid. I haven't heard him talk except from the video of him hiding in the closet

Well, now he's out and proud.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

288 Well, like, he was really angry, so, like, he had to swear, so you would, like, really know how angry he really is, you know? Like that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 02:20 PM


Dude. Totes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2018 02:23 PM (ctuyM)

289 Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (3J/LN)

I thought Insommniac come up with that in his usual clever way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 02:23 PM (tpDAe)

290 Would it be halal to send this Hogg to Syria?

He is entering Shia LaPoof crazy territory.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2018 02:23 PM (YqO0E)

291 "big blow uppy" stuff. I have a Pelosi autocorrect evidently

Posted by: rammajamma at March 23, 2018 02:23 PM (6HRXU)

292 Send the twee, foul-mouthed little bitch to spend ONE WEEKEND in my house.
I'd mop my floors with his oh-so-special ass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM


Pay-per-view. Count me in.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 23, 2018 02:23 PM (LOgQ4)

293 Hey how 'bout them Yankees!

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 02:23 PM (gbWkA)

294 This is the day when the Deep State finally drove a stake between Trump and his voting base. It was the only real power Trump had. Now........ permanently compromised.

Read My Lips, dude.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:20 PM (UsCnO)

That's only true if you make it true.

Buck up. More fights left to go.

All the best, Dawg. Don't give up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (xJa6I)

295 Stoned in school?

BTDT.

Posted by: Barry Saetoro at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (ATVNj)

296 This is the stupidest thing in the history of the Republic.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 23, 2018 02:21 PM (B+qrE)


Let me introduce you to Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (hLRSq)

297 David Hogg, the little fucking cocksucker, is the prime example of what public schools turn out. Pathetic little commie cocksuckers.

Posted by: Al Swearengen at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (Ei0/7)

298 217 $100 for a simple frame and some surgical tubing? Damn!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (8gDQu)

I think the original sold for about 1 or 2 dollars.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (mpXpK)

299 282 The little Hogg fag is banned from the pickled beet club.
Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 02:23 PM (MVjcR)


But he's still president of the AV club, right? And in the band?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (YqDXo)

300
This was political poker and Trump folded.

This is the day when the Deep State finally drove a stake between Trump and his voting base. It was the only real power Trump had. Now........ permanently compromised.

Read My Lips, dude.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:20 PM



As a wise songwriter once wrote, you got to know when to fold 'em.

And, I'll trade you my trazedone for your MAGA hat. "Permanently".

Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (EzdLW)

301 "It's like when your old-a** parents are like, 'I
don't know how to send an iMessage,' and you're just like, 'Give me the
f**king phone' and you take it and you're like, 'OK, let me handle it,'
and you get it done in one second," Hogg said. "Sadly, that's what we
have to do with our government because our parents don't know how to use
a f**king democracy, so we have to." -- David Hogg, Spokeschild, 2nd
Amendment Expert, and person who was vaguely in the vicinity when
something bad happened to people he didn't know



I'm not generally into smacking kids into the middle of next week, but he needs it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:23 PM (NWiLs)



Like I said, send princess to spend ONE WEEKEND at Boot Camp D'oh. I'll wipe the smug off the little bitch's face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (ptqGC)

302 You know what else pinched things off into a tapered end??
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 02:23 PM

Well it's a good thing they are or your asshole would slam shut.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (7qnb5)

303 We can call it the school of rocks
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (lKyWE)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (tpDAe)

304 Hogg kinda looks like a skinny, non-bald McMuffin

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (hMwEB)

305 271 @216 Ace:

I first saw "Camera Hogg" from JJ Sefton if I'm remembering right. It's all over Twitter now.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (3J/LN)

*raises hand* I introduced it here, JJ made it official, and the rest is history.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (NWiLs)

306 I mean he just looks like a pompous asshole

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (DQC26)

307 The river stone would be a lot more useful if it included slingshots too.

I guarantee this misdirected guy thought of this after a sermon on David and Goliath.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (yL25O)

308
"Regarding David Hogg: These spokeschildren have been carefully
curated, apparently for their willingess to push leftist memes to the
world.

But why would anyone listen to them?"



Partly because he's right. There aren't any adults in the government, doing this thing well.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2018 02:25 PM (9chmE)

309 You are dependent on your support for resupply. Trump has no support for a veto.

I cannot understand upon what possible basis anyone would remotely say anything at all like that.

His base is his support, he was sent to that office like everyone else who has ever been elected to president to serve and represent his voters, the American people.

Even on the terms you choose, there's no basis for such a ridiculous statement: they couldn't overturn his veto. They didn't have the votes.

That means he's not without politcal capitol or support.

But by signing this he loses political power and support. It was a colossally, obviously stupid thing to do and the only conceivable reason I can come up with for refusing to admit that is a personal need to never find fault with the man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:25 PM (39g3+)

310 268 He is such an arrogant little pr*ck. Acting as if kids are smarter than their parents, adults, and grandparents.

Society is in such horrible shape. Respect your elders is a thing of the past with the new generations. Just because they can send a message? Or use a phone?

Baby douche
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2018 02:21 PM (fceHP)

Didn't John Kerry do speeches at schools around 8 years ago saying "You children today know so much more than your parents and grandparents" and told them they needed to browbeat their families over it?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 23, 2018 02:25 PM (WDCYi)

311
Stoned in school?

Smokin in the boys room

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 23, 2018 02:25 PM (lKyWE)

312 $100 for a simple frame and some surgical tubing? Damn!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (8gDQu)

I think the original sold for about 1 or 2 dollars.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (mpXpK)


I had one. They were friggin nasty!

I wouldn't be surprised if surgical tubing went through the roof after BarkyCare. You might even need a license to buy it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 02:25 PM (8gDQu)

313 Where is Shaved Head Gurl?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 02:25 PM (ptqGC)

314
278 Send the twee, foul-mouthed little bitch to spend ONE WEEKEND in my house.

I'd mop my floors with his oh-so-special ass.





Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (ptqGC)


This x1000.

My son, at the ripe old age and intelligence of 12 years old, knows better than to act like he's God Almighty around me.

He also told me that growing up in our house is teaching him how to become a Naval Aviator. He says it should be a breeze now that he is learning to be responsible.

Kid cracks me up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 02:25 PM (7UW64)

315 "Okay, let me handle it, and I can get it done in one second," Hogg said.

I'm sure he could change a tire, too.

Posted by: fly gal at March 23, 2018 02:25 PM (1cr1I)

316 Hogg said. "Sadly, that's what we have to do with our government because our parents don't know how to use a f**king democracy, so we have to."


Dear Mr. Hogg,
Are you willing to die for your beliefs?

Because I am.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 02:25 PM (TUUTu)

317 Send the twee, foul-mouthed little bitch to spend ONE WEEKEND in my house.

I'd mop my floors with his oh-so-special ass.





Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (ptqGC)


I love this place.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 02:26 PM (hLRSq)

318 298 217 $100 for a simple frame and some surgical tubing? Damn!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (8gDQu)

I think the original sold for about 1 or 2 dollars.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM



Now be the first kid to carry one in your clear back pack and see what happens.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 02:26 PM (0tfLf)

319 I propose that we refer to the Hoggfag as the "Spokes-Twerp"

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 02:26 PM (MVjcR)

320 It's like when you keep telling you kids to go get a fucking job and shut your yap and he keeps running his yap and eating your food like he knows something about anything.... and next thing you know he is helping the government hang fliers that say :"We have camera's everywhere watching you don't you feel safe?"........ but he keeps coming back and asking you for money and never getting a job........like he fucking Meathead from All in the Family.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 23, 2018 02:26 PM (ymnmz)

321 How can those slow rocks deter those fast rifle bullets???

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 02:26 PM (gbWkA)

322 I will be totally unsurprised when, 5-6 years from now, after Hogg has been discarded and forgotten by his MSM/DNC handlers, he'll be found dead somewhere with a needle hanging out of his arm and jizz dripping from his asshole.


Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 23, 2018 02:26 PM (uiwCw)

323 When I was a kid my mother used to take us to River Road to go fishing in the Schyulkill every so often. Never caught anything. Probably why I don't like fishing.

That's too bad, fishing is awesome. At least your mom tried.

I was going to say something about how to get kids into fishing, but then maybe it's genetic. I have loved fishing since I caught my first yellow perch at the age of four, but I never successfully transferred that love to my own kids.

Btw, one of the world's most successful flies was developed for smallmouth bass fishing on the Schuylkill, by a guy named Bob Clouser.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2018 02:26 PM (fuK7c)

324 Smokin in the boys room

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 23, 2018 02:25 PM (lKyWE)


B-b-b-but everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school!

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 02:26 PM (7UW64)

325 My son, at the ripe old age and intelligence of 12 years old, knows better than to act like he's God Almighty around me.

He also told me that growing up in our house is teaching him how to become a Naval Aviator. He says it should be a breeze now that he is learning to be responsible.

Kid cracks me up.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 02:25 PM (7UW64)

Hopefully he has uncorrected 20/20 vision or better.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:26 PM (NWiLs)

326 Meanwhile, a school superintendent in New York says it's time to arm up against school shooters-- with rocks.

We can call it the school of rocks
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (lKyWE)
---------

I swear i remember some Democrat suggested arming kids in schools with canned vegetables.

Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2018 02:26 PM (oMtOd)

327
I have my electric panel marked for every room. That little shit talked like that to me, he'd find out pretty quickly what not having electricity is like.

It's like when you're mouthy ass kid gives you grief, and you're like, fvck this, and you knock his lights off in like one second.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 23, 2018 02:26 PM (LOgQ4)

328 283 The whole military needs fixing because we are going to war soon is just idiotic - does anyone realize how long the supply chain is for anything these days let alone bib blow puppy stuff? Fine give them a raise but don't talk to me about even medium term war readiness with this trash bill

--------------

honest to God, why have a military if our political class is only interested in changing america's demographics as fast as possible.

That's the very definition of what a country is...the people.

When we're saying we're fighting for mom and apple pie we aren't actually serious about the apple pie.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 23, 2018 02:26 PM (DQC26)

329 "Every classroom has been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone. If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks and they [i.e., the students - ed] will be stoned," said Dr. David Helsel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:26 PM (YqDXo)

330 If you develop Tourette's everytime the GOP sells you out, you're going to end up coming off like a parody of, well, me. So lighten up, cocksuckers.

We have been screwed as a country since the Crapulus raised the baseline of the federal budget to unicorn numbers levels. Now, it's just "how long can we play out the string"?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 23, 2018 02:26 PM (gCJeK)

331 294
This is the day when the Deep State finally drove a stake between Trump and his voting base. It was the only real power Trump had. Now........ permanently compromised.



Read My Lips, dude.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:20 PM (UsCnO)



That's only true if you make it true.



Buck up. More fights left to go.



All the best, Dawg. Don't give up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (xJa6I)



So we got a setback. No need to shoot ourselves in the foot also.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 02:27 PM (Dp6qK)

332 and BTW, the original wrist rocket is banned in NY now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2018 02:27 PM (mpXpK)

333 he looks like Mr Garrison's kid

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 23, 2018 02:27 PM (DQC26)

334 Honestly people are very pissed off and hopefully it
is short lived. But I never expected this depth of emotion. They feel
betrayed and foolish.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 02:21 PM (hJCGU)



Marcus T gets it, oh, does he get it.

Read His Lips.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:27 PM (UsCnO)

335 This Hogg kid has it all wrong. You take them and worry about due process later.

Posted by: Trump at March 23, 2018 02:27 PM (r9UYA)

336 Now be the first kid to carry one in your clear back pack and see what happens.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 02:26 PM (0tfLf)


Yep. Wrist rockets are illegal to carry in a lot of states.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 02:27 PM (8gDQu)

337 really unhappy kids are so screwed up they choose to kill their peers as a solution.
Really unhappy many Adults Knew of these cases and they chose to hide the dysfunction for ideologies that are proven false.
unhappy because , unless we find a real way to deal with this problem it can only exacerbate , because they are incapable, and they choose to use this individual and that individual as grist in their dreams of making us all obedient fodder , because nothing matters but their ideology .
Not that very disturbed brat, and not the innocent victims

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 02:27 PM (/ikqi)

338 the "Spokes-Twerp"

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 02:26 PM (MVjcR)


Babyspokestwerp.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 02:27 PM (7UW64)

339 305 271 @216 Ace:

I first saw "Camera Hogg" from JJ Sefton if I'm remembering right. It's all over Twitter now.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (3J/LN)

*raises hand* I introduced it here, JJ made it official, and the rest is history.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (NWiLs)

I think ace should give full credit.

From now on, let the AOSHQ Style book read:

"Camera Hogg, a witty term invented by 'Commenter.'"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 23, 2018 02:27 PM (F5+ro)

340 PDT will hit us again, only next time, it will be a little harder

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2018 02:28 PM (VWsDy)

341 the bigger question is why are we being sold out by the GOP?

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 23, 2018 02:28 PM (DQC26)

342 I guarantee this misdirected guy thought of this after a sermon on David and Goliath.

When he hears the one about Samson, you'll have to tell him it was the jawbone of an ass not the jawboning of asses that did the job on the Philistines.

Posted by: no good deed at March 23, 2018 02:28 PM (eIQHF)

343 When you're 17 everything is so obvious and everyone who can't see this obvious stuff is so dumb. When you're 30 you wonder how you could ever have been so stupid and simple. Typically we don't listen to 17-year-olds on policy and life for this universal reason.

But we live in a time where youth is presumed to be good and old is presumed to be bad. Where wisdom is evil and ignorance is righteous. Where lack of experience and understanding is proof of not being corrupted by the wickedness of the past.

Students are considered smarter and wiser than their teachers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:28 PM (39g3+)

344 He also told me that growing up in our house is teaching him how to become a Naval Aviator. He says it should be a breeze now that he is learning to be responsible.


Pic of two chimps on Facebook.
One asks the other, "You ever yell at your dad?"
2nd chimp: "Yeah. Once when I was 12"
1st chimp: "What happened?"
2nd chimp: "Don't know. Woke up when I was 16"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 02:28 PM (TUUTu)

345 Why would we take policy advice from the group that is producing all these school shooters in the 1st place?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 23, 2018 02:28 PM (1ISKN)

346 315
"Okay, let me handle it, and I can get it done in one second," Hogg said.



I'm sure he could change a tire, too.

Posted by: fly gal at March 23, 2018 02:25 PM (1cr1I)



IF EVERYONE DID EXACTLY WHAT I SAY......... YEARGH!!!!!

Someone needs to take this guy somewhere and let him know there are 100,000,000 people who feel exactly the same way about "Their Way" whcih has noting to do with his way.

David Hogg, future Corey Feldman.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 23, 2018 02:28 PM (ymnmz)

347 322 I will be totally unsurprised when, 5-6 years from now, after Hogg has been discarded and forgotten by his MSM/DNC handlers, he'll be found dead somewhere with a needle hanging out of his arm and jizz dripping from his asshole.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 23, 2018 02:26 PM



I was just thinking about that girl in the iconic Kent State shooting picture. Pretty much the same fate. Except maybe the jizz part.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 02:29 PM (0tfLf)

348 chaos, because they are for themselves not us, silly.

Posted by: willow at March 23, 2018 02:29 PM (/ikqi)

349 AARRGGHH!! for this topic also

Here's a hot blond leaving a skidmark

http://www.foxnews.com/auto/
2018/03/23/first-video-surfaces-
valerie-thompsons-343-mph-
motorcycle-crash.html

Posted by: DaveA at March 23, 2018 02:29 PM (FhXTo)

350 >>Btw, one of the world's most successful flies was developed for smallmouth bass fishing on the Schuylkill, by a guy named Bob Clouser.


Cap'n Bob is a helluva nice guy. I fished (Stripers) and tied (Clausers) with him back at the old Bedford Sportsman.

Posted by: garrett at March 23, 2018 02:29 PM (kJDpR)

351 >>290 Would it be halal to send this Hogg to Syria? Posted by: Anna Puma at March 23, 2018 02:23 PM (YqO0E)

"Number One Thai Disco Club" love Hogg too much.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2018 02:29 PM (Bdeb0)

352 On this shitty day, I just thought of something that would cheer me up: Camera Hogg meets R. Lee Ermey at The Island.

Now I'm in my happy place.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:29 PM (YqDXo)

353 309 You are dependent on your support for resupply. Trump has no support for a veto.

I cannot understand upon what possible basis anyone would remotely say anything at all like that.

His base is his support, he was sent to that office like everyone else who has ever been elected to president to serve and represent his voters, the American people.

Even on the terms you choose, there's no basis for such a ridiculous statement: they couldn't overturn his veto. They didn't have the votes.

That means he's not without politcal capitol or support.

But by signing this he loses political power and support. It was a colossally, obviously stupid thing to do and the only conceivable reason I can come up with for refusing to admit that is a personal need to never find fault with the man.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:25 PM (39g3+)

His base, the non-congress critters who voted for him, get one voice every four years. Day in, day out, Trump or whoever is in power, has to deal with the party he's a part of, with congress and all the other vermin overflowing DC.

How much support did Trump get from his base on this bill? Were there protests in the street against this spending package? Did phones ring off the hook in the Congressional switchboard? Did people place ads in the major newspapers and television?

Trump did the best he can with a bad hand, far as I can tell.

And I'll leave the message board psychoanalysis aside this time. I know you're a good person and probably not trying to irritate me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:29 PM (xJa6I)

354
"... and you're just like, 'Give me the f**king phone' and you take it and you're like, 'OK, let me handle it,' and you get it done in one second," Hogg said. Sadly, that's what we have to do with our government because our parents don't know how to use a f**king democracy, so we have to."



I'm not getting much of a democratic vibe from his phrasing. I'll bet there's a does-not-play-well-with-others stamped on his report cards going back to K garten

Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 02:29 PM (EzdLW)

355 David Hogg? Looks like the best part of him ran down the crack in his mama's ass and onto the sheet.

Posted by: GSgt. Hartman, USMC at March 23, 2018 02:30 PM (gbWkA)

356 This rock thing seems really dangerous. What if the Christian kids suddenly get possessed by the Old Testament and start throwing the stones at the gay kids?

Christians stoning gays is a big problem in the world right now you know.

Posted by: JJTownsend1977 at March 23, 2018 02:30 PM (PsdJu)

357 Hey David, never trust anyone over thirty.


Stay the course, and one day you could end up like me!

Posted by: Zombie Abbie Hoffman at March 23, 2018 02:30 PM (ymnmz)

358 You know what would work better?

Make every kid carry around a five gallon bucket of small rocks.

It would take two hands, so none of them would be able to draw a gun, and anyone not carrying a bucket in front of them with two hands why--you'd know right away that was a shooter.

And you could all just pour your bucket of rocks onto them and bury them in a big mound.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2018 02:30 PM (yL25O)

359 I don t know whether to snap his neck like a twig or project home movies on his forehead.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 23, 2018 02:30 PM (7PllL)

360 322 I will be totally unsurprised when, 5-6 years from now, after Hogg has been discarded and forgotten by his MSM/DNC handlers, he'll be found dead somewhere with a needle hanging out of his arm and jizz dripping from his asshole.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 23, 2018 02:26 PM


We need to borrow Ace's time machine, which he definitely does not have.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:30 PM (YqDXo)

361 IIRC, when this kid was first promoted after the shooting some /pol/people found all sorts of angry SJW tweets as well as retweets of CAP and other reliably Left/Dem/Soros organizations.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 02:31 PM (W+vEI)

362 354
"... and you're just like, 'Give me the f**king phone' and you take it and you're like, 'OK, let me handle it,' and you get it done in one second," Hogg said. Sadly, that's what we have to do with our government because our parents don't know how to use a f**king democracy, so we have to."


I'm not getting much of a democratic vibe from his phrasing. I'll bet there's a does-not-play-well-with-others stamped on his report cards going back to K garten
Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 02:29 PM (EzdLW)

Let's also not forget - America was not founded as a democracy. Dumbshit can't even get that right.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:31 PM (NWiLs)

363 Everybody must get stoned.

Posted by: Everyday Women at March 23, 2018 02:31 PM (ctuyM)

364 I am guessing this kid was not in school long enough to get any coverage of 'demagogue' also 'hubris' and 'nemesis'.

Those Greeks. Just dead white guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2018 02:31 PM (ycWCI)

365

Poster child's youtube video being taken down as fast as people are putting it up.

I wonder why? /rhetorical

Pre-march too. Hehe. He's puking all over the march before it begins. Bad press.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2018 02:31 PM (fceHP)

366 I wish I could tell him that every thing that makes this prissy bitches life comfortable was because of the old shots work.

Something he knows damned little about

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 23, 2018 02:31 PM (37kt4)

367 I approve of this David Hogg.

Posted by: Pol Pot at March 23, 2018 02:31 PM (8gDQu)

368 352 On this shitty day, I just thought of something that would cheer me up: Camera Hogg meets R. Lee Ermey at The Island.

Now I'm in my happy place.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:29 PM (YqDXo)

Hah! Gunney would just shake his head and walk out of the room.

Insults and barking are for recruits who could be turned into Marines. Not worthless, spineless pork by-products.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 02:31 PM (AURKQ)

369 Hogg said. "Sadly, that's what we have to do with our government because our parents don't know how to use a f**king democracy, so we have to."

He does seem to understand that a democracy is controlled by those who can gin up the biggest mob.

Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2018 02:31 PM (xjiRE)

370 Hogg said. "Sadly, that's what we have to do with
our government because our parents don't know how to use a f**king
democracy, so we have to."





Dear Mr. Hogg,

Are you willing to die for your beliefs?



Because I am.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 02:25 PM (TUUTu)

Rick - I'm with you bud.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 02:32 PM (gbWkA)

371 A bucket of rocks. Srsly.

And apparently in Germany they're selling rape-proof undies.

Everything that's Medieval is new again!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 02:32 PM (W+vEI)

372 "Sadly, that's what we have to do with our government because our parents don't know how to use a f**king democracy, so we have to."

In other words, he thinks that Democracy requires that adults behave like persistent cranks. Sorry, the cranks got ignored by the the f**ing adults that worked for the Dept. of Ed, Broward County Schools, and the local police- the very social engineers that were trying to break the school to prison pipeline - the one's elected by his stupid parents. In this case, the f**ing phone calls did nothing.

Posted by: Wendy at March 23, 2018 02:32 PM (bpemY)

373 I'm looking for a really nice .308 rifle. Part of me is leaning toward the SCAR 17S, but the price tag is daunting.

I bought a M1A Springfield Scout maybe a decade ago, but I was really disappointed with it. Apparently they're kind of shit out the box and a lot of people regularly spend $1500 or so glass bedding, replacing the barrel with a match grade, muzzle polishing, and a bunch of other things to bring it from 1.5-2.0 MOA to a more acceptable 0.5MOA. I didn't know this when I bought it.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 02:32 PM (iv0p7)

374 raises hand* I introduced it here, JJ made it official, and the rest is history.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (NWiLs)

Well, I think J.J. should pay you a commission. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 02:32 PM (tpDAe)

375 My 4yo was telling me about the lockdown drills they did at preschool. Basically hide and be quiet. It's all a preschooler can be expected to do I guess.

I still support getting so-called smart guns installed in the schools though. With non-lethal ammo if you want.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at March 23, 2018 02:32 PM (csoWr)

376 He does seem to understand that a democracy is controlled by those who can gin up the biggest mob.
Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2018 02:31 PM (xjiRE)

Gin would be too expensive for a whole mob. Go with beer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:32 PM (NWiLs)

377 >>352 On this shitty day, I just thought of something that would cheer me up: Camera Hogg meets R. Lee Ermey at The Island. Now I'm in my happy place. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:29 PM (YqDXo)

Thanks. This sounds like a nice alternate reality to spend a few quality minutes in.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2018 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)

378 Pre-march too. Hehe. He's puking all over the march before it begins. Bad press.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2018 02:31 PM (fceHP)
---------

And our snow is almost all gone. I was really hoping we'd have gosh-awful weather for them here, but nope.

Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2018 02:33 PM (oMtOd)

379 I don t know whether to snap his neck like a twig or project home movies on his forehead.
Posted by: Regular joe at March 23, 2018 02:30 PM

You could do both you realize. DOn't cut your hand on his chin though.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 02:33 PM (7qnb5)

380 wait, how do you guys know what colleges Camera Hogg was rejected by?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 02:33 PM (hMwEB)

381 31
294

This is the day when the Deep State finally drove a stake between
Trump and his voting base. It was the only real power Trump had.
Now........ permanently compromised.





Read My Lips, dude.








Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:20 PM (UsCnO)





That's only true if you make it true.





Buck up. More fights left to go.





All the best, Dawg. Don't give up.


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (xJa6I)




So we got a setback. No need to shoot ourselves in the foot also.


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 02:27 PM (Dp6qK)

I like and respect both of you guys. Really. But after listening to some of the specifics of this bill, he has essentially committed political suicide. I cannot underestimate this. 33 miles of Wall? No Senate action NEXT YEAR?

At least tell me you love me as you fuck my ass gleefully. Again, not you guys, the Deep State is doing the assfucking.

I was around when Bush 41 gave his No New Taxes speech, and then watched him politically bleed and die in real time. This is like losing a game of checkers in comparison.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (UsCnO)

382 375
My 4yo was telling me about the lockdown drills they did at preschool.
Basically hide and be quiet. It's all a preschooler can be expected to
do I guess.



I still support getting so-called smart guns installed in the schools though. With non-lethal ammo if you want.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at March 23, 2018 02:32 PM (csoWr)

Sounds like the old "duck and cover" drills we had in the 50s. Totally useless.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (mpXpK)

383 Why would we take policy advice from the group that is producing all these school shooters in the 1st place?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Why would we take policy advice from people who are confused as to which bathroom they are supposed to use.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (TUUTu)

384 I still support getting so-called smart guns installed in the schools though. With non-lethal ammo if you want.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at March 23, 2018 02:32 PM (csoWr)


The problem with those is they are as technologically reliable as self-driving cars.

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (uiwCw)

385 Hah! Gunney would just shake his head and walk out of the room.

Insults and barking are for recruits who could be turned into Marines. Not worthless, spineless pork by-products.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 02:31 PM (AURKQ)


Hey! Don't harsh my mellow!

Now I'm thinking of the expression on Camera Hogg's face when a pugil stick is thrust into his hands and he sees his opponent.

Brb.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

386 Hey Hogg, sure, you can use an I phone, but can you build one?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (ymnmz)

387 Dear Mr. Hogg,

Are you willing to die for your beliefs?

Because I am.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 02:25 PM (TUUTu)

Rick - I'm with you bud.
Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 02:32 PM (gbWkA)

This may sound cold, but I am perfectly willing for this kid (Hogg) to die for his beliefs.

However, as with most things, this kid is not going to be the one dying for his beliefs. It will be some other poor, dumb bastard who he does not even know- but he believes he knows better than.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (ycWCI)

388 376 He does seem to understand that a democracy is controlled by those who can gin up the biggest mob.
Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2018 02:31 PM (xjiRE)

Gin would be too expensive for a whole mob. Go with beer.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:32 PM (NWiLs)

Val U Rite for the win.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (F5+ro)

389 Is this the David Hogg interview everyone is looking for?

https://www.nationalreview.com /2018/03/david-hogg-profanity-laced-rant-targets-gun-rights-supporters/

(remove the space)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (jxbfJ)

390 That's only true if you make it true.

Buck up. More fights left to go.


Exactly. This isn't over, its just a dumb mistake, a poor setback. He made a stupid call but there's years to go. Its understandable to be frustrated and angry, in fact its ridiculous not to be.

But that's as far as it should go. Think of it like a game: our team threw a stupid interception or booted a ball over the fence for a home run. There's a lot of game left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (39g3+)

391 It would be amusing watching that little Nancy boy trying to defend himself without a gun.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (jam8Q)

392 Pre-march too. Hehe. He's puking all over the march before it begins. Bad press.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2018 02:31 PM (fceHP)


They're having another "protest"?

These kids have far too much idle time on their hands.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (8gDQu)

393

so this kid can't get into journalism school?

is that what's he's applying to?

that's also too funny
how hard could it be

"It's like when your old-a** parents are like, 'I don't know how to send an iMessage,' and you're just like, 'Give me the f**king phone' and you take it and you're like, 'OK, let me handle it,' and you get it done in one second," Hogg said. "Sadly, that's what we have to do with our government because our parents don't know how to use a f**king democracy, so we have to."

He's so smart! The schools just can't see it yet. He's so smart for being able to send an iMessage! He equates that to being better educated... He's so far gone.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (fceHP)

394 Master Davy:
We founded a Republic! Now run along AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Sincerely,
The Founders

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (gbWkA)

395 I gather from Princess Hogg's smug remarks, his parents are pussies, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 02:35 PM (ptqGC)

396 Cap'n Bob is a helluva nice guy. I fished (Stripers) and tied (Clausers) with him back at the old Bedford Sportsman.


Yeah, I threw that in as garrett-bait, because I don't think anyone else would care.

My people used to have Talmudic debates about whether a Clouser was a fly or a jig and therefore not of the body.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2018 02:35 PM (fuK7c)

397 386
Hey Hogg, sure, you can use an I phone, but can you build one?


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (ymnmz)

Can he build a clock?

Posted by: Clock boy at March 23, 2018 02:35 PM (jxbfJ)

398 And our snow is almost all gone. I was really hoping we'd have gosh-awful weather for them here, but nope

I was hoping for rain with the temps just above freezing and a wind chill in the teens. Just on Saturday though.

Posted by: no good deed at March 23, 2018 02:35 PM (eIQHF)

399 >>>But we live in a time where youth is presumed to be good and old is
presumed to be bad. Where wisdom is evil and ignorance is righteous.
Where lack of experience and understanding is proof of not being
corrupted by the wickedness of the past.<<<

Careful! Or the Laddie will send you a profanity-laced iMessage.

Posted by: Fritz at March 23, 2018 02:35 PM (2Mnv1)

400 >>Now I'm thinking of the expression on Camera Hogg's face when a pugil stick is thrust into his hands and he sees his opponent. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

(cue Star Trek fight-scene music)

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2018 02:35 PM (Bdeb0)

401 No one is more surprised than me to discover that 2016 was an excellent year for furniture polish. It goes down really well.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 23, 2018 02:35 PM (4ErVI)

402 386 Hey Hogg, sure, you can use an I phone, but can you build one?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (ymnmz)

This kid could not build a sandwich like a man.

Posted by: Dagwood at March 23, 2018 02:36 PM (ycWCI)

403
373 I'm looking for a really nice .308 rifle. Part of me is leaning toward the SCAR 17S, but the price tag is daunting.

I bought a M1A Springfield Scout maybe a decade ago, but I was really disappointed with it. Apparently they're kind of shit out the box and a lot of people regularly spend $1500 or so glass bedding, replacing the barrel with a match grade, muzzle polishing, and a bunch of other things to bring it from 1.5-2.0 MOA to a more acceptable 0.5MOA. I didn't know this when I bought it.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 02:32 PM (iv0p7)
-------
Do you have any interest in reloading? Commercial ammo, even supposedly "match grade" is surprisingly inconsistent.

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 02:36 PM (MVjcR)

404 How long before Trump awards Hogg with the Medal of Freedom ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2018 02:36 PM (VWsDy)

405 I got it! Slingshots disguised as dildos!

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 02:36 PM (hMwEB)

406
This is the day when the Deep State finally drove a stake between Trump and his voting base. It was the only real power Trump had. Now........ permanently compromised.

Have you ever been in the Italian Army?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 23, 2018 02:36 PM (lKyWE)

407 I wonder if Hogg is getting passed around by the big money guys footing the bill for this bullshit grassroots campaign? He's kinda a Hollywood child star now.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 23, 2018 02:36 PM (aVYsC)

408 the bucket of rocks will stay in the clasroom for about 48 hours, right up until the point that somebody gets pissed off and beans some other kid with one of the rocks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2018 02:36 PM (V2Yro)

409 I belive Master Hogg is too close to the situation to think clearly about it, which is one reason why he makes a lot of noise but very little sense.

They say children should be seen and not heard, but I would make an exception in Master Hogg's case. He should be neither seen nor heard.

Maybe he'll have something interesting to say once he completes his transition.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 23, 2018 02:36 PM (kfcYC)

410 This kid would get the crap beat out of him in a gay slap-fight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 02:36 PM (ptqGC)

411 I was hoping for rain with the temps just above freezing and a wind chill in the teens. Just on Saturday though.
Posted by: no good deed at March 23, 2018 02:35 PM (eIQHF)
----------

As long as we're hoping, could I throw some sleet into the mix too? Maybe a little golf-ball sized hail too, just to be sure.

Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (oMtOd)

412 Exactly. This isn't over, its just a dumb mistake, a poor setback. He made a stupid call but there's years to go. Its understandable to be frustrated and angry, in fact its ridiculous not to be.

But that's as far as it should go. Think of it like a game: our team threw a stupid interception or booted a ball over the fence for a home run. There's a lot of game left.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (39g3+)

I think a better analogy is that the entire offensive line turned around and rushed the QB alongside the defense, so the QB spiked the ball, and now the coaching staff is trying to say "no big deal"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (F5+ro)

413 wait, how do you guys know what colleges Camera Hogg was rejected by?

He tweeted it.

Posted by: no good deed at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (eIQHF)

414
The problem with those is they are as technologically reliable as self-driving cars.

+++

Almost guarantee you that were a national education contract at hand that tech would improve markedly

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (csoWr)

415 I do tech support. I can't tell you how many times I have customers hand off the phone to their child, expecting me to walk them through troubleshooting. The problem is that the child really isn't any better at it. They are just better at following instructions. Ability to play with a cell phone does not translate into reasoning ability.

Posted by: notsothoreau at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (5HBd1)

416 How much support did Trump get from his base on this bill? Were there protests in the street against this spending package? Did phones ring off the hook in the Congressional switchboard? Did people place ads in the major newspapers and television?


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:29 PM (xJa6I)

the spending package was not published.

It went through the House and Senate is a day.... and then Congress left town.

They created a situation where no one had time to even READ the bill, let alone protest.

AND set it up so if Trump did not sign, he shut the government down.... because they gave it to him at the very last minute.

This debacle was set up by Ryan and McConnell... to roll the President...

And Sadly... it worked....

Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (NgKpN)

417 I'm looking for a really nice .308 rifle. Part of me is leaning toward the SCAR 17S, but the price tag is daunting.



Palmetto State Armory PS10

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (TUUTu)

418 267 You people know I am not a troll. But I have to tell you I am getting calls from a lot of people who support Trump saying they are done. That this is the biggest mistake of his one-term presidency.

Honestly people are very pissed off and hopefully it is short lived. But I never expected this depth of emotion. They feel betrayed and foolish.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 02:21 PM (hJCGU)

Maybe it's the 17 straight years of wars fighting people who did not attack us on 9/11..... Saudi Arabia. Maybe it's the promise of America and American Citizens first and he literally signed a foreigners and globalist bill. Maybe it's the promise of deport the illegals and build a wall and instead the Middle East is getting a wall.

People are fed up with policing the world us___ our blood and treasure. Then it's spun because of the military which is bulllshit because the military's first job should be to protect the borders and stop an invasion within our country.

This is bad. Zero reason to sign it. Makes no logical sense even to LIV out there.

Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (mdwk9)

419 I hate him as much as the next guy.

But you know what?

He's getting laid like a MoFo !!

And at 17, THAT is what's most important.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (bB4HN)

420 Alternatively, we could rig sand bags all over in the ceilings of schools.

If there's a shooter, you just run over to the line for the sandbag over his head, and untie the line. Boom!

Wait, no.

You rig the whole school with trapdoors over pits full of spikes. And if there's ever a shooter, you...

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (yL25O)

421 He tweeted it.
Posted by: no good deed at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (eIQHF)

LOL

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (hMwEB)

422 This may sound cold, but I am perfectly willing for this kid (Hogg) to die for his beliefs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (ycWCI)


Am the only one who is pissed at Cruz for, inter alia, overlooking this cow's twat?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (YqDXo)

423 Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2018 02:36 PM (VWsDy)
--------------
about the same amount of time it will take you to get over your BUTTHURT & act like an Adult

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 23, 2018 02:38 PM (y3aQB)

424 wait, how do you guys know what colleges Camera Hogg was rejected by?
========================

votermom, he was tweeting out his rejections for awhile. honestly, I think this kid lacks a filter in his brain. whatever hits the synapses is being typed into his phone in mere seconds.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 23, 2018 02:38 PM (rBnYq)

425 I love the arrogant genius of kids. I have arguments with my nephew when I try to tell him that his iPhone is a computer.

He doesn't know what a computer actually is, but he's willing to argue about it. I kind of respect that. At least, he knows that I despise apple.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 02:38 PM (8gDQu)

426 This debacle was set up by Ryan and McConnell... to roll the President...

And Sadly... it worked....
Posted by: Don Q


And if Ryam & McConnell's voters don't roll them, we get what we deserve.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 02:38 PM (TUUTu)

427 Sure all these young frigging sissies all talk tough n shit with their fancy I-phones, but give them a Beretta 92 and tell them to field strip it and give it a good cleaning and they are all crybaby sissies peeing their pants. Sometimes the old people just can't pass the democracy on to the young people till they smarten up.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 23, 2018 02:39 PM (ymnmz)

428 Maybe limit the size of the bucket to five rocks only?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2018 02:39 PM (EyPfd)

429 Seriously, you guys, Hogg for prom queen.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2018 02:39 PM (Bdeb0)

430 161
149 A veto would strengthen which party?





---



The opposition.



Now name which party that is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Self-Driving Cars Have Killed More People Than My Guns at March 23, 2018 02:09 PM (LV5XU)



Heh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:10 PM (xJa6I)


Ponder the post above, the answer is within.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:39 PM (UsCnO)

431 As for the bucket of rocks theory, they should get a couple of Palestinians as ringers.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 23, 2018 02:39 PM (km8Y2)

432 419 I hate him as much as the next guy.

But you know what?

He's getting laid like a MoFo !!

And at 17, THAT is what's most important.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (bB4HN)


Yeah, but by guys.

That doesn't count.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:40 PM (YqDXo)

433 And this will convince who that another gun control law will prevent another school shooting? They should've stopped right after the CNN town hall. Eventually, this Hogg douchenozzle would step on his dick if he had one.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at March 23, 2018 02:40 PM (zuy4j)

434 >>He's getting laid like a MoFo !!

I think you mean "uncle"Fo.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 23, 2018 02:40 PM (LWu6U)

435 408 the bucket of rocks will stay in the clasroom for about 48 hours, right up until the point that somebody gets pissed off and beans some other kid with one of the rocks.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2018 02:36 PM (V2Yro)

...

Yep.

They should just pass out cans of hairspray and lighters instead.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2018 02:40 PM (yL25O)

436 Eleven (11) teens on average are killed every day due to the inattention of using an I-phone or the like.

So, starting tomorrow, hand in your smart phones kids. You've proven you don't have the ability to use them responsibly.....(Or, at least, some of you can't sooooooo...let's have them all) ;D

Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2018 02:40 PM (g4Q3w)

437 412 Exactly. This isn't over, its just a dumb mistake, a poor setback. He made a stupid call but there's years to go. Its understandable to be frustrated and angry, in fact its ridiculous not to be.

But that's as far as it should go. Think of it like a game: our team threw a stupid interception or booted a ball over the fence for a home run. There's a lot of game left.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (39g3+)

I think a better analogy is that the entire offensive line turned around and rushed the QB alongside the defense, so the QB spiked the ball, and now the coaching staff is trying to say "no big deal"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (F5+ro)
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McConnell rolled him, along with Schumer.

First thing I do is fire Elaine Chow and then start a federal corruption investigation on her and McConnell.

Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2018 02:40 PM (G0vdT)

438 Well, i suppose as long as it isn't a high magazine bucket....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 02:40 PM (AURKQ)

439
That's not good. The sun will rise tomorrow.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 23, 2018 02:12 PM (lKyWE)


They only come to get us for the Camps during daylight hours.

OSHA requirements.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:40 PM (UsCnO)

440 Oh grampa, why are you sold old. Here is how you play Call of Duty on your I phone.



(Camera pans to shadow box of medals from Korean war on the wall)

Posted by: David Hogg at March 23, 2018 02:41 PM (ymnmz)

441 420 Alternatively, we could rig sand bags all over in the ceilings of schools.

If there's a shooter, you just run over to the line for the sandbag over his head, and untie the line. Boom!

Wait, no.

You rig the whole school with trapdoors over pits full of spikes. And if there's ever a shooter, you...
Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (yL25O)


Ah, great idea. The Roadrunner was preternaturally wise.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:41 PM (YqDXo)

442 381 I was around when Bush 41 gave his No New Taxes speech, and then watched him politically bleed and die in real time. This is like losing a game of checkers in comparison.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:34 PM (UsCnO)


Trump is not Bush 41, and the point is, that yes, recognize that we got rolled today.

But if you want anything further from a Trump presidency, throwing up your hands and saying you will no longer will support him is the best way to ensure you get nothing, a change of both chambers in 2018, impeachment, and more business as usual. This is exactly what the dems and nevertrumpers want.

Trump has more fight in him yet, and it is the wrong move to leave him hanging with no support. One minor setback in a string of wins like we wouldn't believe is no reason to go giving up the farm.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 02:41 PM (Dp6qK)

443
Seriously, you guys, Hogg for prom queen.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2018 02:39 PM



I'll get the buckets of pig blood ready.

Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 02:41 PM (EzdLW)

444 Maybe it's the 17 straight years of wars fighting people who did not attack us on 9/11..... Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (mdwk9)


Give it a rest. There were many different threats from the arab/persian/muslim world ... and it took 9/11 for many to realize that those threats were above any reasonable threshold for us.

It wasn't fighting those wars that was a problem, it was the asinine, unserious way we fought them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 02:41 PM (8gDQu)

445 if any of my kids used a profanity in rage towards me....i'd slap their fucking faces......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 23, 2018 02:41 PM (0O7c5)

446 Oh yeh, and none of the five rock buckets can be black.


Makes them buckets of war.

and shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2018 02:41 PM (EyPfd)

447 What if one of those rocks hits an innocent bystander!!!

That's gonna smart dammit you guys!!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 02:41 PM (o7tuA)

448 I first saw "Camera Hogg" from JJ Sefton if I'm remembering right. It's all over Twitter now.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (3J/LN)

*raises hand* I introduced it here, JJ made it official, and the rest is history.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:24 PM (NWiLs)

I think ace should give full credit.

From now on, let the AOSHQ Style book read:

"Camera Hogg, a witty term invented by 'Commenter.'"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 23, 2018 02:27 PM (F5+ro)


the "fetish" thing showed up elsewhere too. I think that was J.J.'s too. I read it somewhere just today

Style setter, that J.J.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2018 02:42 PM (fceHP)

449 I think you mean "uncle"Fo.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 23, 2018 02:40 PM (LWu6U)

Shut your F'ing face.

Posted by: Terrence and Phillip at March 23, 2018 02:42 PM (AURKQ)

450 Do you have any interest in reloading? Commercial ammo, even supposedly "match grade" is surprisingly inconsistent.

I'm certain it's not the ammo and not the shooter. I did bench testing with a former Olympic long range open sight shooter and he was getting 1.5 to 2.0 MOA. I read lots of forums online and that's where I got the info that anyone who wants them to be tack drivers needs to spend big coin for a bunch of fixes.

Palmetto State Armory PS10

Thanks for the recommendation. I'll take a look.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 02:42 PM (iv0p7)

451 Eleven (11) teens on average are killed every day due to the inattention of using an I-phone or the like.

Is that really true, or are you just saying that to cheer me up?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:42 PM (YqDXo)

452 This young man Hogg has some good points on common sense gun control. His language is a bit harsh and he speaks fast but, I still need to meet with him.

Posted by: Jeff Session at March 23, 2018 02:42 PM (r9UYA)

453 Today may have been the day America's ass finally prolapsed from all the butt raping.

Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 02:42 PM (mdwk9)

454 Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 02:41 PM (Dp6qK)

Well stated.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 02:42 PM (tpDAe)

455 If you guys need any training on stoning....

Posted by: Muzzie Mike at March 23, 2018 02:42 PM (o7tuA)

456 So Attention Hogg's parents are letting him run around pontificating about things he knows nothing about instead of going to school and he still calls them "old assholes."

Well, they are but not for the reasons their snot-nosed son thinks.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 23, 2018 02:43 PM (H80UQ)

457 Trump and his buds are test running this BS to see how much the base will swallow. Judging by some responses, they may be correct in their calculations.


Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2018 02:43 PM (VWsDy)

458 I think a better analogy is that the entire
offensive line turned around and rushed the QB alongside the defense, so
the QB spiked the ball and proceeded to do his lame ass touchdown dance at his own 20 yard line just to be sure no one missed the spike, and now the coaching staff is trying to say "no
big deal"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (F5+ro)

FIFY

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2018 02:43 PM (XQvuQ)

459 Style setter, that J.J.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette



JJ & Ace are en fuego!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 02:43 PM (TUUTu)

460 Ah, great idea. The Roadrunner was preternaturally wise.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:41 PM (YqDXo)

...

Totally.

Just paint a lot of fake doors on the walls of the school, which will cause the shooter to knock his own brains out when he tries to run through one of them.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 23, 2018 02:43 PM (yL25O)

461 Seriously, you guys, Hogg for prom queen.
Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2018 02:39 PM


I'll get the buckets of pig blood ready.
Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 02:41 PM (EzdLW)


And where is the nearest active volcano?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:43 PM (YqDXo)

462 *sigh*

I really am chopped liver.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:43 PM (NWiLs)

463 phoenixgirl, I was thinking the same thing. I wonder how his parents feel about his profanity-laced diatribe and the fact that he thinks they're such idiots that they can't send an iMessage (and if that's true, they really are stupid - I'm an idiot but I know how to use iMessage).

My kids know better than to use profanity in front of me, and they sure as heck know better than to film themselves spewing that kind of crap and put it up on the internet for the world to see.

Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2018 02:43 PM (oMtOd)

464 I think if staff were armed with guns in the school no one would be hurt. However, I'm quite convinced that this experiment with rocks will end in the shedding of innocent blood. Three or four of those in the bottom of a sock would pack quite a punch. Bullying could definitely be curtailed depending on who is swinging the sock. With a little stealth, school yard fights could end even before they begin.

As for efficacy against a shooter--it would only make sense if they were planning to dump the pail of rocks in the barrel of a cannon.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 23, 2018 02:43 PM (kfcYC)

465 SO wait, is this an admission that a well directed river rock could be a dangerous weapon?

If we paint it black, make it just as effective for the small and weak, and put Picatinny rails on it, I wonder if we can get the Left to ban rivers.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 23, 2018 02:43 PM (LWu6U)

466 He's getting laid like a MoFo !!

Do we know which team he bats for?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2018 02:44 PM (ctuyM)

467 I called and emailed the White House, Cruz, Cornyn and McCaul objecting to this bill - all you ever get is thanks for your comment and do you want our newsletter. Worthless

Posted by: rammajamma at March 23, 2018 02:44 PM (6HRXU)

468 Then it's spun because of the military which is bulllshit because the military's first job should be to protect the borders and stop an invasion within our country.

+++

Events overtook the priority, I think. If you're paying attention to military crap overseas, meaning not us but others, then it makes more sense. At least I think so. Small part is how Russia just announced new missile technology that makes all of our shit obsolete. Including defense.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at March 23, 2018 02:44 PM (csoWr)

469 Eleven (11) teens on average are killed every day due to the inattention of using an I-phone or the like.

Is that really true, or are you just saying that to cheer me up?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



It's driving AND texting AND other inattentiveness.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 02:45 PM (TUUTu)

470 The bill sucked, but they all do.


Trump has done so many wonderful things.


but that wall better start going up or gop will have big problems in nov

Posted by: prescient11 at March 23, 2018 02:45 PM (q+HNC)

471 >>This is exactly what the dems and nevertrumpers want. Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 02:41 PM (Dp6qK)

Based solely on actual results, I'm having some trouble distinguishing between what Trump, NeverTrumpers, and Democrats want.

I'm calling the phenomenon "Schroedinger's Trump."

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2018 02:45 PM (Bdeb0)

472 phoenixgirl, I was thinking the same thing. I
wonder how his parents feel about his profanity-laced diatribe and the
fact that he thinks they're such idiots that they can't send an iMessage
(and if that's true, they really are stupid - I'm an idiot but I know
how to use iMessage).



My kids know better than to use profanity in front of me, and they
sure as heck know better than to film themselves spewing that kind of
crap and put it up on the internet for the world to see.



Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2018 02:43 PM (oMtOd)



His parents raised him to think he's Special. I'm willing to bet he swears around the house and they don't blink an eye. Because they're pussies, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 02:45 PM (ptqGC)

473 Palmetto State Armory PS10

Thanks for the recommendation. I'll take a look.
Posted by: bonhomme


It's PS10 or PA10. It's the .308 platform.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 02:45 PM (TUUTu)

474 My schadenboner was just chemically castrated by PDT's bill-signing speech.

Posted by: Formerly Self-Banned at March 23, 2018 02:46 PM (TPROn)

475 The funny thing is, Jeb! could have given that lame presser.

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2018 02:46 PM (VWsDy)

476 His parents raised him to think he's Special. I'm
willing to bet he swears around the house and they don't blink an eye.
Because they're pussies, too.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 02:45 PM (ptqGC)

Hey! Watch your language around here!

Posted by: Muzzie Mike at March 23, 2018 02:46 PM (o7tuA)

477 >>If we paint it black, make it just as effective for the small and weak, and put Picatinny rails on it, I wonder if we can get the Left to ban rivers.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 23, 2018 02:43 PM (LWu6U)

I think I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down--basically, it'd be a rock with the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2018 02:46 PM (Bdeb0)

478 444 Maybe it's the 17 straight years of wars fighting people who did not attack us on 9/11..... Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (mdwk9)

Give it a rest. There were many different threats from the arab/persian/muslim world ... and it took 9/11 for many to realize that those threats were above any reasonable threshold for us.

It wasn't fighting those wars that was a problem, it was the asinine, unserious way we fought them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 02:41 PM (8gDQu)

You are 100% wrong. Every country we went to war with since 9/11 was part of the Project for a New Ametican Century.

Saudi Arabia attacked us on 9/11. Not Iraq. Not Syria. Not Afganistan. Not Libya.

You are delusional after 17 years not to see this or have ulterior motives,

Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 02:46 PM (mdwk9)

479 gun Control is not about guns it is about Control. Many things in this world are dangerous, more dangerous even, than a gun. Other weapons are always an option if guns are banned. Murderers and crazies are murderers and crazies with or without guns. Guns give people more level ground against crazies and murderers. The 2nd amendment is there for a reason. A free people need to be an armed people. Guns are tools that can be used for good or evil. The good and just people need tools to stand up and defend them self. The evil people need to get shot for there trouble.

Posted by: USNtakim Come and take them! Asshole. at March 23, 2018 02:46 PM (0OmEj)

480 He's getting laid like a MoFo !!



Do we know which team he bats for?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2018 02:44 PM (ctuyM)


Take a good look at him and get back to us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 02:46 PM (ptqGC)

481 Why should school districts pay for buckets and rocks? Tell the little ones to throw their ready-to-hand smartphones and tablets at the shooter!

Wait, won't work. Most kids would rather die than be separated from their "devices." And because they spend all free time on those devices, even the boys haven't learned how to throw.

Posted by: Gref at March 23, 2018 02:46 PM (AMIL/)

482 450 Do you have any interest in reloading? Commercial ammo, even supposedly "match grade" is surprisingly inconsistent.

I'm certain it's not the ammo and not the shooter. I did bench testing with a former Olympic long range open sight shooter and he was getting 1.5 to 2.0 MOA. I read lots of forums online and that's where I got the info that anyone who wants them to be tack drivers needs to spend big coin for a bunch of fixes.
---------
i certainly know what you mean in that regard. My match rifles are custom made and run about 8 grand a piece. Good luck and if you change your mind about reloading feel free to drop me a line.

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 02:46 PM (MVjcR)

483 Damn. off Muzzie Mike!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 02:46 PM (o7tuA)

484 5 lbs. of rocks for the whole class? what is this, the Red Army? that ain't enough to go around.

Posted by: x at March 23, 2018 02:46 PM (nFwvY)

485 but that wall better start going up or gop will have big problems in nov

Posted by: prescient11 at March 23, 2018 02:45 PM (q+HNC)
================
there is no wall, and never will be. get over it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 23, 2018 02:46 PM (rBnYq)

486 That little bitch just *pours* ingratitude and resentment from his mouth.

Basically the negative emotions that lead to school shootings (and gulags and dekulakization).

We are looking at a prime example of mental illness.

He treats the people who taught him how to use a spoon and how not to shit his pants like trash.

He seems to treat everyone that way, in fact.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 23, 2018 02:47 PM (wB8Tg)

487 Trump has more fight in him yet, and it is the wrong move to leave him
hanging with no support. One minor setback in a string of wins like we
wouldn't believe is no reason to go giving up the farm.
---
OBJECTION!

Presumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2018 02:47 PM (XQvuQ)

488 475 The funny thing is, Jeb! could have given that lame presser.

Please clap.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 02:47 PM (r9UYA)

489 488 475 The funny thing is, Jeb! could have given that lame presser.

Please clap.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 02:47 PM (r9UYA)


It was Low-T Trump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2018 02:48 PM (VM6ev)

490 I get 1.5" MOA @ 300' with my Standard M-1A. Good enough at that distance for me.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 02:48 PM (gbWkA)

491
>>>Maybe limit the size of the bucket to five rocks only?<<<

Liquid Hole. Invented by Calvin Q. Calculus of Looney Tunes fame.

Posted by: Fritz at March 23, 2018 02:48 PM (2Mnv1)

492 Don't let the government buy those damn rocks or they'll be $25 apiece

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 02:48 PM (o7tuA)

493 I think if staff were armed with guns in the school no one would be hurt.

I'm a pretty big supporter of the idea, but one thing in particular is giving me pause. Remember some of your old as dirt teachers? The ones who constantly needed student reminders to keep them on track and let them know where they set the chalk down?

I'm a bit worried about that teacher trying to CCW in a class full of teenagers.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 02:48 PM (iv0p7)

494 Half a billion for planned parenthood. That's with both houses. Yea, swamp the drain.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 02:48 PM (7qnb5)

495 Okay, so accepting the premise that Trump was rolled by the deep state or McConnell or Ryan or Schumer or Pelosi or whoever. This was a strike against him.

However, I think Trump is the sort who learns from his mistakes. And makes corrections.

*fingers crossed*

Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 02:48 PM (EzdLW)

496 Is that really true, or are you just saying that to cheer me up?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



It's driving AND texting AND other inattentiveness.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 02:45 PM (TUUTu)


_______________________________

Got the number for a Reuters article...also 1.6 million "event" have been recorded due to use of smartphones...and that's probably doubled since the article was written. I'll find the link.

Posted by: Orson at March 23, 2018 02:48 PM (g4Q3w)

497 In out school district I'm hoping we don't go down the "bucket of rocks" path.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 23, 2018 02:49 PM (rBnYq)

498 I think a better analogy is that the entire offensive line turned around and rushed the QB alongside the defense, so the QB spiked the ball, and now the coaching staff is trying to say "no big deal"

Well the reason I wouldn't use that is because this isn't part of a pattern of idiotic self destructive and wrong behavior or stupidity. This is his first stupid move, like Reagan pulling the troops out of Beirut without any response to the bombing, or signing the amnesty bill. All presidents do dumb crap.

Its just as stupid to say its not bad as it is to say this is the end that ruins all and we're doomed and its time to crack open the heads of our neighbors and eat the goo inside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:49 PM (39g3+)

499 RUSH: This is a neutering of Trump.

He is 100% correct. You could see it in his face at the press conference. He looked dejected.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 02:49 PM (7BMPQ)

500 456
So Attention Hogg's parents are letting him run around pontificating
about things he knows nothing about instead of going to school and he
still calls them "old assholes."

Well, they are but not for the reasons their snot-nosed son thinks.


Posted by: DonnaV at March 23, 2018 02:43 PM (H80UQ)



No No no. You miss my point. The assholes are only those who disagree with me! See? It's easy to understand once you understand?

Posted by: David Hogg at March 23, 2018 02:49 PM (ymnmz)

501 I guess this explains all the resignations/retirements in the GOP

Trump doesn't have much leverage against critters who are not running for reelection

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 02:49 PM (hMwEB)

502 Trump has done so many wonderful things.

but that wall better start going up or gop will have big problems in nov
---------------------
My thoughts are the weasels leave DC while the Special Counsels are appointed for DOJ/FBI/FISA Abuse and Uranium One/Clinton Global Initiative. The Deep State will be made to bleed while their enablers attempt to be re-elected. Trump can address the DACA Kids and say, hey, your friends really don't care about you while Dems call Trump a Monster Racist.

Posted by: Gumby at March 23, 2018 02:49 PM (2LelM)

503 >>the bucket of rocks will stay in the clasroom for about 48 hours, right up until the point that somebody gets pissed off and beans some other kid with one of the rocks.



Of drops their gum in there and other assorted stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 02:50 PM (W+vEI)

504 Mandatory concealed carry for all citizens at all times.

Let's do it!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 02:50 PM (AURKQ)

505 Just wait until the dims wipe the floor with the GOP this fall. Then we will get some bills Trump is willing to sign, without reservation. We've been had boys

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2018 02:50 PM (VWsDy)

506 Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (mdwk9)

Dont take this the wrong way, but go hand yourself.

If you had a fucking clue about the wars we are or were fighting, or 9-11, you would just shut he fuck up.

I have watched my brothers and neighbors die fighting assholes over there, so they dont come here. So our families can go to the mall, take selfies on their iPhones or whatever without worrying about Akmed the Bendover ISIS asshole killing them with a PBIED or some other shit.

So I am not about to sit around and have someone turn my post into something its not. Mkay?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 02:50 PM (hJCGU)

507 What a little shit.Surely he is a future Democrat office holder.

Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2018 02:50 PM (LiyEm)

508 499 RUSH: This is a neutering of Trump.

He is 100% correct. You could see it in his face at the press conference. He looked dejected.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 02:49 PM (7BMPQ)



It was the perfect opportunity for Trump to do what he does best, and that is disrupt the Establishment and kick over the tables.

He didn't. And there are things in this bill that effectively neuter his agenda at least through the midterms if not longer.

Huge win for the Deep State.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 23, 2018 02:50 PM (VM6ev)

509 "Do we know which team he bats for? "

He's more of a fielder than a batter.

More of a catcher than a pitcher.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2018 02:51 PM (EyPfd)

510 >>>I have loved fishing since I caught my first yellow perch

me too, from the cement boat in santa cruz, then on the beach.

last year i caught a cutthroat on my first cast.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 23, 2018 02:51 PM (0SrsP)

511 I'm a bit worried about that teacher trying to CCW in a class full of teenagers.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 02:48 PM (iv0p7)

Gun safe in the teachers desk... with an easy to open Cypher Lock.

Will not help the FIRST classroom hit, but the other classrooms around it will have time to react.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 02:51 PM (NgKpN)

512 I mentioned on the last thread Rush was reading some of the details of the Cronybus bill. It's ugly. Very ugly.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 02:51 PM (r9UYA)

513 Test

Posted by: Euro at March 23, 2018 02:51 PM (eX72r)

514 If I'm really, really drunk I probably won't notice the guard towers and re-education classrooms being built around me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 23, 2018 02:51 PM (rBnYq)

515 Rocks against guns works great for Palestinian and Belfast kids

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at March 23, 2018 02:52 PM (csoWr)

516 Somebody just needs to yell "Squeal like a pig bitchwoman!" at this kid so it's on the record. If he does squeal, all the better.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 23, 2018 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

517 It wasn't fighting those wars that was a problem, it was the asinine, unserious way we fought them.

This is correct. It was not wrong to attack the people who attacked us. It was not wrong to fight the people where they were, and destroy the enemy in their own ground. The flaw was in how it was approached. Failure to see or understand that is simply people who swallowed the left's screaming lies about Bush, mug and all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:52 PM (39g3+)

518 It was the perfect opportunity for Trump to do what he does best, and that is disrupt the Establishment and kick over the tables.

I told you I could kick his pasty ass. What a pussy

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 23, 2018 02:52 PM (VWsDy)

519 I'm a bit worried about that teacher trying to CCW in a class full of teenagers.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 02:48 PM (iv0p7)

Well, common sense is obviously needed for having teachers carry. Too bad this ain't the old days. More than half of my male teachers were veterans. Sadly that's no longer an option.

Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at March 23, 2018 02:52 PM (xPJvm)

520 The klieg lights before me are shining and warm
I'll shriek about democracy
I'll make you old assholes give up all your guns
Tomorrow belongs to me

Posted by: David Hogg at March 23, 2018 02:52 PM (NWiLs)

521 I wish we could dissolve the entire GOP Congress and replace wit a Deplorable Congress

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2018 02:53 PM (hMwEB)

522 475
The funny thing is, Jeb! could have given that lame presser.

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2018 02:46 PM (VWsDy)


That is funny.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 02:53 PM (Dp6qK)

523 You are 100% wrong. Every country we went to war with since 9/11 was part of the Project for a New Ametican Century.



Saudi Arabia attacked us on 9/11. Not Iraq. Not Syria. Not Afganistan. Not Libya.
---
Well 75% wrong as Afghanistan most certainly did attack us and should have been subject to nuclear retaliation against their two cities.

But certainly trying to nation build from the savages that live in those places was a total waste of resources.

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2018 02:53 PM (XQvuQ)

524 Just spitballin', but sending taxpayer funded schoolkids to a mandatory 5-6 week military boot camp would teach many how the real world works. Non-PC, get your ass kicked, learn some organization and discipline.

Could stick to a lot of them and they might not be such defenseless snowflakes for indoctrination.

Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at March 23, 2018 02:53 PM (Bfz1T)

525 472 phoenixgirl, I was thinking the same thing. I wonder how his parents feel about his profanity-laced diatribe and the
fact that he thinks they're such idiots that they can't send an iMessage
(and if that's true, they really are stupid - I'm an idiot but I know
how to use iMessage).

My kids know better than to use profanity in front of me, and they
sure as heck know better than to film themselves spewing that kind of
crap and put it up on the internet for the world to see.

Posted by: bluebell at March 23, 2018 02:43 PM (oMtOd)

His parents raised him to think he's Special. I'm willing to bet he swears around the house and they don't blink an eye. Because they're pussies, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 02:45 PM



His parents must be a couple of real doozies. A part of me really feels sorry for this kid. His near term future is far more bleak than he can possibly imagine. Soon those people who are blowing sunshine up his butt will go away and his 15 minutes will be up. After that...?
About the only place he can get accepted is Evergreen State here in Washington State. And I doubt he will last long even there. He is just too immature to make it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 02:53 PM (0tfLf)

526 Do we believe in long toss bucket-o-rocks or the shorter range crossfire method?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 23, 2018 02:53 PM (rBnYq)

527 370 Hogg said. "Sadly, that's what we have to do with
our government because our parents don't know how to use a f**king
democracy, so we have to."





Dear Mr. Hogg,

Are you willing to die for your beliefs?

Because I am.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 02:25 PM (TUUTu)

Rick - I'm with you bud.
Posted by: Archer

Master Hogg has the appearance not of one who would be willing to die for his beliefs, but one who would be happily willing to kill for them. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 23, 2018 02:53 PM (kfcYC)

528 His parents raised him to think he's Special.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 02:45 PM (ptqGC)


He came away with that impression when he found out he was in Special Ed.

I mean, he must be special, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:53 PM (YqDXo)

529

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:01 PM (UsCnO)











Lighten up, Francis.



Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 02:03 PM (hLRSq)


So how long have you been sucking Paul Ryan's dick? And does it taste good as Paul promises?
This
is an historical rolling of his own base. He only needs a phrase,
something like "Read My Lips, No New Taxes". Except with a better
background sound and flashy video.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:14 PM (UsCnO)

I take back the Ryan slam aimed at Mikey HTH. Shouldn't have gone there with the cheap line. Because he is on my side, or mostly so, and simply does not realize that Trump's base, which is the only thing that got him this far, has been permanently split.
Some are in the front of the Re-Education Camp line like me, and have a better view of what is to come. Mikey is just arriving. They still have cookies and punch back there.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:53 PM (UsCnO)

530 But what if they gave the kids slingshots?
That would fuck someone up

Posted by: this is racist at March 23, 2018 02:54 PM (EaVUS)

531 I'm definitely cutting a deal with this pussy now

Posted by: Kim Jong-un at March 23, 2018 02:54 PM (VWsDy)

532 Someone should run up to the camera during one of Hogg's interviews and yell "Fuck him right in the pussy!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:54 PM (NWiLs)

533 so if you can huck a rock side-arm and skip it off the head of the first assailant and hit the guy behind him too...

does that count as a fully automatic assault rock?

Because I think I need a special permit for that...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 02:54 PM (AURKQ)

534 Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at March 23, 2018 02:53 PM (Bfz1T)
----------------------------------

you could have signed that comment "Zombie Robert Heinlein".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 23, 2018 02:54 PM (rBnYq)

535 487
Trump has more fight in him yet, and it is the wrong move to leave him

hanging with no support. One minor setback in a string of wins like we

wouldn't believe is no reason to go giving up the farm.
---
OBJECTION!

Presumes facts not in evidence.


Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2018 02:47 PM (XQvuQ)


OBJECTION!

Ignores history.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 02:55 PM (Dp6qK)

536 You are 100% wrong. Every country we went to war with since 9/11 was part of the Project for a New Ametican Century.

Your error here is assuming that simply because it was part of a one-world ideology that it was a wrong move. Hitler wasn't evil because he turned the German economy around, he was evil for all that other crap he did at the same time to help turn it around. You can do right things and good things in the name of bad.

In Bush's case, he had the wrong worldview but made the right moves despite them. It was just handled poorly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:55 PM (39g3+)

537 Hogg is an irritating little insect who is fast burning out on national media.

Someone here compared his head to a praying mantis. I chuckled.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2018 02:55 PM (zRZaJ)

538 He'll with crossbow vs longbow, were going sling vs AR15

Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2018 02:55 PM (PVf+2)

539 I'm a bit worried about that teacher trying to CCW in a class full of teenagers.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 02:48 PM (iv0p7)


You're worried about the teacher resisting the temptation?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:55 PM (YqDXo)

540 510 me too, from the cement boat in santa cruz, then on the beach.
Posted by: concrete girl at March 23, 2018 02:51 PM (0SrsP)

It's a shame what happened to the cement boat, I'll miss it.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 02:56 PM (WTo7q)

541 The funny thing is, Jeb! could have given that lame presser.

I agree, and that should be the guiding rule: would Jeb! have done this? If its "yes," then you are doing it wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:56 PM (39g3+)

542 Five-pound bucket full of Glocks.

Posted by: Zod at March 23, 2018 02:56 PM (Bdeb0)

543 I think a better analogy is that the entire offensive line turned
around and rushed the QB alongside the defense, so the QB spiked the
ball, and now the coaching staff is trying to say "no big deal"



Well the reason I wouldn't use that is because this isn't part of a
pattern of idiotic self destructive and wrong behavior or stupidity.
This is his first stupid move, like Reagan pulling the troops out of
Beirut without any response to the bombing, or signing the amnesty bill.
All presidents do dumb crap.

---
I think the analogy is that Trump is just the QB. The pattern of idiotic self destructive behavior by the offensive line is the gope congress.


Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2018 02:56 PM (XQvuQ)

544 Wow, I haven't heard a PNAC reference since like 2005.

Leftist claptrap.

Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2018 02:56 PM (Z5y53)

545 "Hogg, drop and give me ... uh ... uh ... ONE!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:56 PM (YqDXo)

546 524
Just spitballin', but sending taxpayer funded schoolkids to a mandatory
5-6 week military boot camp would teach many how the real world works.
Non-PC, get your ass kicked, learn some organization and discipline.



Could stick to a lot of them and they might not be such defenseless snowflakes for indoctrination.

Posted by: OneIronMacGuffin at March 23, 2018 02:53 PM (Bfz1T)

I always wanted to start a Toddler Bootcamp. Start young.
"Hey you! Babyface! get down and give me fifty and don't let me take your bottle away without a FIGHT next time! What the hell have you been doing here NAPPING?!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 02:57 PM (o7tuA)

547
So how long have you been sucking Paul Ryan's dick? And does it taste good as Paul promises?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:14 PM (UsCnO)


That was uncalled for.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 23, 2018 02:57 PM (lKyWE)

548 539 I'm a bit worried about that teacher trying to CCW in a class full of teenagers.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 02:48 PM (iv0p7)

You're worried about the teacher resisting the temptation?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:55 PM



They call it concealed for a reason....

Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 02:57 PM (0tfLf)

549 Irony is had hillary won, Ryan and McConnell wouldnt have written this bill. They would jave at least pretended to cut spending.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 02:57 PM (7BMPQ)

550 Hey, Hogg, it's what you learn AFTER you know everything that counts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 02:58 PM (YqDXo)

551 I think the analogy is that Trump is just the QB. The pattern of idiotic self destructive behavior by the offensive line is the gope congress.


Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2018 02:56 PM (XQvuQ)

The GOPe offensive line gave the other team the playbook and the codes for the audibles, and stepped aside at the blitz.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:58 PM (NWiLs)

552 Saudi Arabia attacked us on 9/11. Not Iraq. Not Syria. Not Afganistan. Not Libya.

You are delusional after 17 years not to see this or have ulterior motives,

Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 02:46 PM (mdwk9)


You would have been great to have around in WWII. I can hear you now, "Japan attacked us at Pearl Harbor and we sent men over to fight the French in North Africa!"

Sheesh.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 02:58 PM (8gDQu)

553 I'm a bit worried about that teacher trying to CCW in a class full of teenagers.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 02:48 PM (iv0p7)

You're worried about the teacher resisting the temptation?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


*snort

ISWYDT

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 02:58 PM (TUUTu)

554 529

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:01 PM (UsCnO)











Lighten up, Francis.



Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 02:03 PM (hLRSq)


So how long have you been sucking Paul Ryan's dick? And does it taste good as Paul promises?
This
is an historical rolling of his own base. He only needs a phrase,
something like "Read My Lips, No New Taxes". Except with a better
background sound and flashy video.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:14 PM (UsCnO)

I take back the Ryan slam aimed at Mikey HTH. Shouldn't have gone there with the cheap line. Because he is on my side, or mostly so, and simply does not realize that Trump's base, which is the only thing that got him this far, has been permanently split.
Some are in the front of the Re-Education Camp line like me, and have a better view of what is to come. Mikey is just arriving. They still have cookies and punch back there.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

It will take a lot more than this to permanently split Trump's base. He has built up a lot of good will. imho.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 23, 2018 02:58 PM (kfcYC)

555 "Hogg, drop and give me ... uh ... uh ... ONE!"

Hogg: "Meh, I can't be bothered" *typing in another 'wicked' tweet that totally DESTROYS the NRA*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 02:58 PM (39g3+)

556 "You know, in Clueless, Cher had some really great points to make about immigration. Maybe we should make her DHS Secretary."

Not Cher, Dionne.

Posted by: George LeS at March 23, 2018 02:58 PM (+TcCF)

557 272
What we need is a bigger shake up in Congress, if you want spending to change.



Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:19 PM





yup.

Vote Incumbents Out!!!



Posted by: Diogenes at March 23, 2018 02:22 PM (0tfLf)


Voting incumbents out!!!

Hahaha! That's funny!

Posted by: Deep State at March 23, 2018 02:59 PM (UsCnO)

558 Trump isn't a cure-all. He was never going to be. More like a tourniquet to hold back the bleeding. Maybe that's a poor analogy, of course, because the patient is still in critical condition. But let's hold off on the funeral, please.

Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 02:59 PM (EzdLW)

559 532
Someone should run up to the camera during one of Hogg's interviews and yell "Fuck him right in the pussy!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:54 PM (NWiLs)

Lol I'm not laughing at you anymore. it just encourages you.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 02:59 PM (o7tuA)

560
I'm going back to my old nic

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 03:00 PM (lKyWE)

561 I think the analogy is that Trump is just the QB. The pattern of idiotic self destructive behavior by the offensive line is the gope congress.

Yeah you're right I misread that. He made the wrong call but the whole line of both teams was trying to sack him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:00 PM (39g3+)

562 Ryan and McConnell are shit weasels. No argument therr. But that is precisely why Trump should have vetoed this POS.

Blaming congress for Trump's failure to stand up to congress is ridiculous. Tough guy on Twitter. In real life, not so much I guess.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:00 PM (QqDXR)

563 Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 02:37 PM (mdwk9)

Dont take this the wrong way, but go hand yourself.

If you had a fucking clue about the wars we are or were fighting, or 9-11, you would just shut he fuck up.

I have watched my brothers and neighbors die fighting assholes over there, so they dont come here. So our families can go to the mall, take selfies on their iPhones or whatever without worrying about Akmed the Bendover ISIS asshole killing them with a PBIED or some other shit.

So I am not about to sit around and have someone turn my post into something its not. Mkay?
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 02:50 PM (hJCGU)

I do have a clue on all fronts on what we are fighting. I've studied well.

Don't go off on me because we attacked every fucking country but the one who attacked us, Saudi Arabia.

Sorry your friends and brothers served globalist interests. Mine did too. Im not the enemy and neither are you.

Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 03:00 PM (mdwk9)

564 Some nut case threatened to kill his Congressman in Virginia Beach the other day, and the Capital Police have arrested him for the threat (Drudge).

The craziest thing about the story is the Congressman in question is a retired Seal sniper who served in Iraq. Seems to me he did the nut a huge favor letting the cops handle the problem/

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 23, 2018 03:01 PM (rBnYq)

565 Good luck and if you change your mind about reloading feel free to drop me a line.

Thanks very much for the generous offer.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 03:01 PM (iv0p7)

566 What we need is a bigger shake up in Congress, if you want spending to change.

You and I are right on board with that. Congress has got to change for the right thing to be done, and that means both parties.

But with the 90+ percent incumbency reelection rate, I have zero confidence in that happening.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:01 PM (39g3+)

567 Voting incumbents out!!!
Hahaha! That's funny!


Yet that's exactly what some of the commenters appear to be ready to do to incumbent PDT in 2020, whether directly or by inaction. What a swell idea.

Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 03:01 PM (EzdLW)

568 I feel the same way now as in early 2015, when everyone said Jeb! was going to be the nominee. I mean, what's the diff ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2018 03:01 PM (VWsDy)

569 24 YouTube has pulled the video. No negativity of the anti-gun nuts must be allowed.
___________________

Google is f*cking evil.

Posted by: Davina Hoggette at March 23, 2018 03:02 PM (fqUgw)

570 The worst Revolutions in history were hatched by Elites, but carried out by eager young fools like Triangle Head, full of piss and vinegar, not terribly bright or physically competent, but willing to blindly follow the bloody masses towards "Progress!"

France. Russia. China. Etc.

He's a fool and a jackass, but terrifying when taken in aggregate with the rest of his cohort.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 03:02 PM (AURKQ)

571 560


I'm going back to my old nic

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 03:00 PM (lKyWE)

Huh. I've been considering that, but I'm not sure i can handle being called one name troll for a coupla months. I'm more woke and sensitive now.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:02 PM (o7tuA)

572 517
It wasn't fighting those wars that was a problem, it was the asinine, unserious way we fought them.

Yeah - but do you see us ever fighting a war in a smart, serious way, the way we fought WWII? I don't. It's not the troops who are at fault - they are as brave as they ever were. But the senior leadership has gone PC, the media hates the military and pols are too afraid of the media.

We can't fight a war seriously because we are not a serious people. You've Army brass making male soldiers walk in high heels. You have pols more concerned with trannies in the military then with actual defense.

And the majority of Americans don't care because they're watching some crap TV show and have the attention span of fleas. And they think it's the duty of government to be "caring" and "compassionate" (read: give everyone free shit, including the middle class and do it for the children) rather than competent and effective.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 23, 2018 03:02 PM (H80UQ)

573 Someone should run up to the camera during one of Hogg's interviews and yell "Fuck him right in the pussy!"

Go oldschool and yell "Baba Booey!". The kid won't know what it means and the media will all blame Howard Stern.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2018 03:02 PM (3J/LN)

574 Trump has more fight in him yet, and it is the wrong move to leave him


hanging with no support. One minor setback in a string of wins like we


wouldn't believe is no reason to go giving up the farm.
---
OBJECTION!

Presumes facts not in evidence.



Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2018 02:47 PM (XQvuQ)



OBJECTION!

Ignores history.


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 02:55 PM (Dp6qK)

Disclaimer: History is no guarantee of future performance.

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2018 03:02 PM (XQvuQ)

575 Someone should run up to the camera during one of Hogg's interviews and yell "Fuck him right in the pussy!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:54 PM (NWiLs)

Lol I'm not laughing at you anymore. it just encourages you.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Then lick your finger and stick it in his ear.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:03 PM (TUUTu)

576 David Hogg is one of the more arrogant and unlikeable kids I've ever seen or heard. And that covers a lot of kids and a lot of years.

Posted by: RM at March 23, 2018 03:03 PM (U3LtS)

577 564 Some nut case threatened to kill his Congressman in Virginia Beach the other day, and the Capital Police have arrested him for the threat (Drudge).

The craziest thing about the story is the Congressman in question is a retired Seal sniper who served in Iraq. Seems to me he did the nut a huge favor letting the cops handle the problem/
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 23, 2018 03:01 PM (rBnYq)

It's harder to use the "neutralize the threat" defense in court when the threat is 500 yards away...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 03:03 PM (AURKQ)

578 He treats the people who taught him how to use a spoon and how not to shit his pants like trash.

He seems to treat everyone that way, in fact.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 23, 2018 02:47 PM (wB8Tg)


"typical white person?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

579 Ryan and McConnell are shit weasels. No argument therr. But that is precisely why Trump should have vetoed this POS.

Blaming congress for Trump's failure to stand up to congress is ridiculous. Tough guy on Twitter. In real life, not so much I guess.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:00 PM (QqDXR)


If he couldn't bring himself to veto it (which would have been the right move) he could have, at least, not signed it and let it just roll into law on its own. Then the government would shut down for a little bit, I guess, but within ten days the bill would become law. A lot could have been done in that time and shutting the government down (16% of it or whatever) would have been a good move.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 03:04 PM (8gDQu)

580 Could someone explain this tweet to me. It's a ranting thread but did Wictor go forward in time? None of this has happened. Wictor's tweet:

My guess is that McMaster oversaw the destruction of the North Korean nuclear program, the defeat of al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, the defeat of Russia, and regime in Iran.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2018 03:04 PM (U+nHb)

581 >>>>And Of Course They Took It Down, Because The Spokeschild Did Not Come Off Well In the Clip.
.
.
.And this is why the left will always lose the gun control debate. They can't prevent their true motivations and contempt for regular people from coming out.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 23, 2018 03:04 PM (+Dllb)

582 Then lick your finger and stick it in his ear.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:03 PM (TUUTu)

...and ya gotta yell "WET WILLY!" no?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:04 PM (o7tuA)

583 What we need is a bigger shake up in Congress, if you want spending to change.

Also I'd add this: I don't care how awful and bizarre the guy is, we should be putting them in office to replace the crap that's in there. I would have voted for them all, no matter what: Moore, Angell, that witch, Akin, it doesn't matter.

Because as goofy, messed up, wierd, or stupid as they may have been they are still not the same bunch of scumbags and treacherous scum we have suffered under too long. REplace them, no matter who, no matter with what. Throw the bums out

THAT IS LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY THEY WILL LEARN THEIR LESSON

Letters, phone calls, emails, petitions, angry tweets mean jack squat as long as they keep their jobs and that power and that money. None of it makes a bit of difference to them until they are cut off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:04 PM (39g3+)

584 575 Someone should run up to the camera during one of Hogg's interviews and yell "Fuck him right in the pussy!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 02:54 PM (NWiLs)

Is there a line ??

Posted by: SHEP at March 23, 2018 03:05 PM (VWsDy)

585 Someone here compared his head to a praying mantis. I chuckled.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2018 02:55 PM (zRZaJ)

Heh. Now every time I hear his name I will picture Zorak.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 23, 2018 03:05 PM (GzDYP)

586 We feel reborn today.

Posted by: Deep State at March 23, 2018 03:05 PM (r9UYA)

587
Huh. I've been considering that, but I'm not sure i can handle being called one name troll for a coupla months. I'm more woke and sensitive now.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:02 PM (o7tuA)

The one you have now has been immortalized in the bleeding head thread. Keep it

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 03:05 PM (lKyWE)

588 574
Trump has more fight in him yet, and it is the wrong move to leave him


hanging with no support. One minor setback in a string of wins like we


wouldn't believe is no reason to go giving up the farm.
---
OBJECTION!

Presumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2018 02:47 PM (XQvuQ)


OBJECTION!

Ignores history.




Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 02:55 PM (Dp6qK)

Disclaimer: History is no guarantee of future performance.


Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2018 03:02 PM (XQvuQ)


We'll allow that. History is a better predictor of future than claims of sky is falling.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 03:05 PM (Dp6qK)

589 Yeah you're right I misread that. He made the wrong call but the whole line of both teams was trying to sack him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:00 PM (39g3+)


Not to mention the refs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 03:05 PM (YqDXo)

590 Yesterday I carried a 5 lb. bag of potatoes, along with four other grocery bags full of food in one hand and climbed a staircase while doing this. 5lbs. of rocks is not going to cut it.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 23, 2018 03:06 PM (Kcf2u)

591 >>>It's a shame what happened to the cement boat, I'll miss it

riding on the beach in watsonville, is what i miss.
amongst the dunes.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 23, 2018 03:06 PM (0SrsP)

592 Go oldschool and yell "Baba Booey!"

"We have since learned that 'Baba Booey" is similar sounding to an old racist term for blacks used by white hunters in the Sudan in 1957. Its the new N-word!!!!"
--CNN

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:06 PM (39g3+)

593 Paul Ryan and the other Democrats certainly took our lunch money today. There's no denying it. Even the DJIA didn't like it. 23,677.14 -280.75 (-1.17%)

But it's nearly beer:30 on Friday with gorgeous weather forecast for the weekend. I'm not going to fret until Monday.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 23, 2018 03:06 PM (QQ+il)

594 Someone here compared his head to a praying mantis. I chuckled.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2018 02:55 PM (zRZaJ)


More like a pit viper.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 03:06 PM (YqDXo)

595 You're worried about the teacher resisting the temptation?

More about fragile and forgetful people setting the weapon down because it's uncomfortable or whatever and then forgetting it's on the desk.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 03:06 PM (iv0p7)

596 It will take a lot more than this to permanently split Trump's base. He has built up a lot of good will. imho.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at March 23, 2018 02:58 PM (kfcYC)


Earlier I noted the failure of the ObamaCare direct repeal, and how Trump did not get that through Congress and how the GOP demonstrated that they were good for show and little else. That was also predicted to be the end of Trump. And that did not happen.

So I remain skeptical of any predictions of doom. Especially doom based on a budget vote because that has not really been a make-or-break line for either party historically.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 03:06 PM (hLRSq)

597 552 Saudi Arabia attacked us on 9/11. Not Iraq. Not Syria. Not Afganistan. Not Libya.

You are delusional after 17 years not to see this or have ulterior motives,

Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 02:46 PM (mdwk9)

You would have been great to have around in WWII. I can hear you now, "Japan attacked us at Pearl Harbor and we sent men over to fight the French in North Africa!"

Sheesh.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 02:58 PM (8gDQu)

Saudi Arabia financed and attacked us on 9/11. We did nothing to them but reward them and neutralize their enemies for 17 years.

I'm far from the only person sick and tired of policing the world and fighting wars that don't involve us while leaving our country at home undefeated and the borders wide open and allowing an invasion to take place.

Why do you think Trump got elected. It was not to fight globalist wars.... He ran against that.

Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 03:06 PM (mdwk9)

598 >>> Could someone explain this tweet to me. It's a ranting thread but did Wictor go forward in time? None of this has happened. Wictor's tweet:

He is insane. Always has been.

Posted by: Some Guy at March 23, 2018 03:06 PM (JctGy)

599
The one you have now has been immortalized in the bleeding head thread. Keep it

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 03:05 PM (lKyWE)

Of course. You're right. what was i thinking?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:07 PM (o7tuA)

600 You and I are right on board with that. Congress has got to change for the right thing to be done, and that means both parties.



But with the 90+ percent incumbency reelection rate, I have zero confidence in that happening.
---
Well, gee it sure is a shame no one thought of forcing incumbents to go into primary season having made some hugely unpopular vote, like, say, overriding a presidential veto.

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2018 03:07 PM (XQvuQ)

601 Man, people really are having trouble keeping track of their poop.

Also, I just wanna laugh out loud at the idea of a 0.5 MOA commercial M1A. I mean, yeah, lightning strikes, sort of, but I don't expect to ever see one.

A scout or SOCOM would be expected to do 2-2.5 MOA. Optimally.

Custom and semi-custom rifles can do better.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 23, 2018 03:07 PM (wB8Tg)

602 because we attacked every fucking country but the one who attacked us, Saudi Arabia.

+++

It wouldn't have ever been easy to do. Arguably we took on peripheral targets while Saudis settled internal disputes. You'll notice the new crown Prince is anti terror and his first act was to imprison all the old guard who supported it.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at March 23, 2018 03:07 PM (csoWr)

603 "... a five-gallon bucket of river stone ..."

They said that armed teachers with pistols were no match for an armed attacker, but somehow "a five-gallon bucket of river stone" will do the trick.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at March 23, 2018 03:07 PM (e8kgV)

604 It's a ranting thread but did Wictor go forward in time? None of this has happened. Wictor's tweet:

Wictor is really hit ad miss; sometimes he's got a great analysis and at others he's off in cloud cuckoo land ranting about something nobody understands.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:07 PM (39g3+)

605 Trump isn't a cure-all. He was never going to be. More like a tourniquet to hold back the bleeding. Maybe that's a poor analogy, of course, because the patient is still in critical condition. But let's hold off on the funeral, please.
Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 02:59 PM (EzdLW)

My point all along is that no matter what he does Trump is just a speed bump on the Highway To Leftist Hell. I like him, but it's too late. Arm up accordingly.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 03:08 PM (TWAQb)

606 370 Hogg said. "Sadly, that's what we have to do with
our government because our parents don't know how to use a f**king democracy, so we have to."


Lyle and Erik Menendez nod in approval.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 03:08 PM (YqDXo)

607 590
Yesterday I carried a 5 lb. bag of potatoes, along with four other
grocery bags full of food in one hand and climbed a staircase while
doing this. 5lbs. of rocks is not going to cut it.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 23, 2018 03:06 PM (Kcf2u)

So potatoes then?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:08 PM (o7tuA)

608 You know, I'm very disappointed that Donny Two Scoops didn't veto that crapulous bill. However, I was pleasantly surprised that the fvcking thing lasts only six months.

Starting today, PDT should be hammering the fvck out of the GOPe over this bill, and insist on separate appropriation bills, starting with the military, which includes true wall funding. He should also go on the warpath and start supporting alternatives to these cuck incumbents who voted 'yes' now.

What would be the consequence of vetoing the next bill just before the midterm? Could that wake up the voters and shake shit up?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2018 03:08 PM (8iiMU)

609 David Hogg is exactly the type of person who needed his ass kicked in grade school.


Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 23, 2018 03:09 PM (jWe5r)

610 Arm the teachers with buckets of hurling scones.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 03:09 PM (r9UYA)

611 Somebody should tell Camera Hogg that we don't live in a f*cking democracy, we live in a f*cking republic, and perhaps if this smug, foul-mouthed a-hole spent a little more time in class and a little less time prancing and proselytizing in front of the t.v. cameras, he might know a fact or two about the country he lives in.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 23, 2018 03:09 PM (fqUgw)

612 Someone here compared his head to a praying mantis. I chuckled.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2018 02:55 PM (zRZaJ)

More like a pit viper.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



More like a pinched loaf.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:09 PM (TUUTu)

613 596

It isnt just some random budget. It is a dirext fuck you budget to every Trump voter. It defunds ICE and has gun control measures. And forbids a wall from being built.

But no biggie.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:09 PM (QqDXR)

614 French fries! throw french fries! No one can resist french fries!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:09 PM (o7tuA)

615
The voice of a new generation. With a .9 gpa.

That's the scary part, the leftist part. He knows he's
not getting anywhere with his brains. Only way he
gets anything in life is taking from everyone else.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 23, 2018 03:09 PM (LOgQ4)

616
So potatoes then?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:08 PM (o7tuA)

LOL. No. I meant that 5lbs of rocks isn't very much at all.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 23, 2018 03:09 PM (Kcf2u)

617 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:04 PM (39g3+)

The only time Washington DC has changed.... actually done something...

Was for the couple of years that Perot and the Reform Party were a viable threat to their Two Party Monopoly on power.

Once that threat was gone by Perot self destructing... you'll note that balanced budgets were immediately gone.

The only way to get DC to do anything... is a viable Third Party.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 03:10 PM (NgKpN)

618 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2018 03:08 PM (8iiMU)

Those are good ideas. Consider sending it to the WH.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:10 PM (tpDAe)

619 On the bright side, Ted Cruz said the signed bill includes his legislation cutting off all funding to the Palestinian Authority.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 23, 2018 03:10 PM (3J/LN)

620 Arguably we took on peripheral targets while Saudis settled internal disputes. You'll notice the new crown Prince is anti terror and his first act was to imprison all the old guard who supported it.

Yeah it was strategic. We could take out Iraq and Afghanistan (squeezing Iran between them -- one of the world's biggest terror exporters, if not the biggest), but Saudi Arabia would be another whole ball of wax.

And, its difficult to argue that the nation of Saudi Arabia is involved in terrorism the way those other two were. Their situation is a bit odd, its a kingdom with like 92 princes who are all super billionaires with conflicting and different interests. Some of them are terror supporters/funders/harborers etc, but its not the Saudi government or nation per se that is doing so. Invading Saudi Arabia would have been far more bad than good.

But working to get better guys in power? That's good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:10 PM (39g3+)

621 He looks angry, kind of like the people of 1984 in the middle of their two minute hate. I wonder if he has ever thought about how wise it is to become the spokesman for taking guns away from people. I wonder if he has ever thought about the fact that someone might take that idea...badly.

Posted by: southdakotaconservative at March 23, 2018 03:10 PM (CuDAv)

622 Earlier I noted the failure of the ObamaCare direct repeal, and how Trump did not get that through Congress and how the GOP demonstrated that they were good for show and little else. That was also predicted to be the end of Trump. And that did not happen.



So I remain skeptical of any predictions of doom. Especially doom based on a budget vote because that has not really been a make-or-break line for either party historically.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 03:06 PM (hLRSq)



Well said. Perhaps there are bigger fights to be had which have a larger bearing on mid-terms to benefit GOP. We simply don't know. All we know is that we are disappointed in both Trump and the surrender monkeys in the GOP. One has a history of back-stabbing us.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 03:10 PM (Dp6qK)

623 Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 03:00 PM (mdwk9)

Again. Go light yourself on fire. My brothers died fighting for our country and what is right. They died fighting for each other.

You know zero about what you are stating, nor have you lived it. Your just another cunt peddling contra intellectual garbage without a clue about the real world or what is happening.

Don't come here and peddle your insulting bullshit and expect not to be called on it or be crushed under the weight of it.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 03:10 PM (VpIIl)

624 I guess fucking your base over IS worse than shooting someone on Fifth Ave

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2018 03:10 PM (VWsDy)

625 Also, I just wanna laugh out loud at the idea of a 0.5 MOA commercial M1A. I mean, yeah, lightning strikes, sort of, but I don't expect to ever see one.

A scout or SOCOM would be expected to do 2-2.5 MOA. Optimally.

Custom and semi-custom rifles can do better.


Yeah, I was naive and I thought a $1,500 rifle would be more accurate than that. I didn't do my research.

That's why I'm looking around for a replacement.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 03:11 PM (iv0p7)

626 610
Arm the teachers with buckets of hurling scones.



Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 03:09 PM (r9UYA)

Knishes too in case ya know...its the Joos.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:11 PM (o7tuA)

627 >>They said that armed teachers with pistols were no match for an armed attacker, but somehow "a five-gallon bucket of river stone" will do the trick.


Prediction: Someone related to superintendent of the Blue Mountain School District will get the contract to supply these buckets and river stones, and wouldn't you know it, they retail for ~$500 each!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 03:11 PM (W+vEI)

628 Someone mentioned earlier that Trump could hold back funding on anything in the bill. Is that true? Looking for a copper lining here. Throw me something.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 03:11 PM (r9UYA)

629 >>>556 "You know, in Clueless, Cher had some really great points to make about immigration. Maybe we should make her DHS Secretary."
>>>>Not Cher, Dionne.

i've been trying to remember this part.
i guess it was when cher gave her speech in class?

Posted by: concrete girl at March 23, 2018 03:11 PM (0SrsP)

630 609 David Hogg is exactly the type of person who needed his ass kicked in grade school.


Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 23, 2018 03:09 PM (jWe5r)

Good point....

We really need to look at the whole zero Tolerance of violence in school thing...

As it leads to Hoggs...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 03:11 PM (NgKpN)

631 Wictor is really hit ad miss; sometimes he's got a great analysis and at others he's off in cloud cuckoo land ranting about something nobody understands.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:07 PM (39g3+)

------

Agree.

I just didn't get the whole tweet like they were things that have already happened?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 23, 2018 03:11 PM (U+nHb)

632 So potatoes then?


Spud guns.



(It's actually one of the shames of my life that I've never built a spud gun.)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2018 03:11 PM (fuK7c)

633 Ted Cruz said the signed bill includes his legislation cutting off all funding to the Palestinian Authority.

Yeah the problem is in the modern era everything is screaming absolute black and white. Its never a mix, never some good and some bad, never proportions. Its always THE WORST THING IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY or WINNING WE'RE SCHADENBONERING TO ALPHA CENTAURI!!!!!

Some good, mostly bad. Very little good. But not exclusively and totally bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:12 PM (39g3+)

634 NEWSFLASH you don't win all the time. Pittsburgh Penguins are Back 2 Back Stanley Cup Champs & believe it or not they lost games inRegular season & AHHHHHHHHHHH in the playoffs

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 23, 2018 03:12 PM (y3aQB)

635 >>>>So potatoes then?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:08 PM (o7tuA)



LOL. No. I meant that 5lbs of rocks isn't very much at all.



Posted by: washrivergal at March 23, 2018 03:09 PM
.
.
.Probably not more than 10 decent rocks in that bucket. Way more kids in a class than the available ammo supply.

I wonder why he settled on 5 pounds?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 23, 2018 03:12 PM (+Dllb)

636 I am reminded of when Chocolate Jesus won reelection. Very disappointing.

This is worse.

Posted by: nip at March 23, 2018 03:12 PM (ECLaL)

637 Sorry Jay, I have to clarify the transcript for you.
"OK Hogg, drop and give me 20!"

Hogg: Uuuh.....like,,,,um....grrrrr,,,like,,,,uuuumph...liiikke ...ONE! ....crash...

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 03:12 PM (7qnb5)

638 You're worried about the teacher resisting the temptation?

More about fragile and forgetful people setting the weapon down because it's uncomfortable or whatever and then forgetting it's on the desk.
Posted by: bonhomme


I'm thinking the ones that already have their chl and carry except at school would be the ones carrying IN school if the laws were changed.

I wouldn't expect a non gun owner to go out and get a chl.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:13 PM (TUUTu)

639 609 David Hogg is exactly the type of person who needed his ass kicked in grade school.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 23, 2018 03:09 PM (jWe5r)


He wouldn't have survived the first recess in Hunter's Point. Guys would've formed a long and unruly queue waiting to kick his ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 03:13 PM (YqDXo)

640 (It's actually one of the shames of my life that I've never built a spud gun.)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2018 03:11 PM (fuK7c)


The way things are trending, that may be the only one available soon. Probably better get on that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 03:13 PM (7UW64)

641 Does anyone for a second believe Trump wont sign this again in 6 months?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:13 PM (QqDXR)

642 636 I am reminded of when Chocolate Jesus won reelection. Very disappointing.

This is worse.

Posted by: nip at March 23, 2018 03:12 PM (ECLaL)


What? For crying out loud, get a grip.

Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2018 03:13 PM (xjiRE)

643 Newsflash, Attention Hogg. Public skool kids here have been carrying clear backpacks for several years, and all grades, all the way through high school, have to wear basic uniforms. Those two ideas were actually pretty damned good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 03:13 PM (ptqGC)

644 I see we need our mascot Walter more than ever!

https://youtu.be/6aHjgnQ8IR0

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 23, 2018 03:14 PM (wB8Tg)

645 Sure, a handgun has no chance because of the awesome firepower of an AR-15, but rocks, sure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2018 03:14 PM (oVJmc)

646 We really need to look at the whole zero Tolerance of violence in school thing...

As it leads to Hoggs...


I dunno, there were always douchey know it all twerps like that around. The difference isn't so much in the kids as it is the way they're treated. When douchebag McGee showed up in the past, he was ignored, he wasn't given a huge vocal platform on international television.

Its like those freaky "choose my pronoun" types with the weird hair and face piercings on college. They've always been with us. Its just that society used to be FULL of Asian guy yelling "THIS IS LIBRARY" instead of just one lone voice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:14 PM (39g3+)

647 (It's actually one of the shames of my life that I've never built a spud gun.)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2018 03:11 PM (fuK7c)

Its never too late, do it ...or you'll be like me being called a pussy for not buying an AR but instead fixing my car. Oh by the way...you're a pussy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:14 PM (o7tuA)

648 I'm thinking the ones that already have their chl and carry except at school would be the ones carrying IN school if the laws were changed.

I wouldn't expect a non gun owner to go out and get a chl.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:13 PM (TUUTu)


I think you will find that more carry than let on. Not every teacher is a lefty shrinking violet. I know for a fact that my son's fifth grade teacher carried, and I was very good with that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 03:14 PM (7UW64)

649
Someone mentioned earlier that Trump could hold back funding on anything in the bill. Is that true? Looking for a copper lining here. Throw me something.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 03:11 PM (r9UYA)

Trump is suing sanctuary cities so I imagine if that plays out in the courts like it should he'll be able to pull funding from sanctuary cities.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 03:14 PM (lKyWE)

650 They said that armed teachers with pistols were no match for an armed attacker, but somehow "a five-gallon bucket of river stone" will do the trick.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at March 23, 2018 03:07 PM (e8kgV)

Yeah, the illogic is hilarious.

That being said, the concept isn't bad. Saw some guy giving a talk to some HS schoolers on what to do in that situation. His basic points were turn out the room lights, yell and throw stuff when the guy enters, and have 3-4 guys to the side hitting the guy high and low. People throwing stuff is distracting even if you don't hit the shooter. In the end, his point was cowering isn't a solution.

Personally, this would end if some students actually caught a shooter, beat him to death, and then hung his carcass from the flag pole.

Oh, and Trump screwed up signing this bill.

Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at March 23, 2018 03:14 PM (J70i0)

651 >>>because we attacked every fucking country but the one who attacked us, Saudi Arabia.

HELLO!!!!!

Posted by: Jared Cushy Kushner, SA Towel Boy at March 23, 2018 03:14 PM (JctGy)

652 What would be the consequence of vetoing the next bill just before the midterm? Could that wake up the voters and shake shit up?
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It'll be far too late to primary any of the incumbents. So it only would serve to get democrats elected in place of traitorous gope scum. Which obviously means that's the plan.

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2018 03:15 PM (XQvuQ)

653 I am reminded of when Chocolate Jesus won reelection. Very disappointing.



This is worse.





Posted by: nip at March 23, 2018 03:12 PM (ECLaL)


Wut? Umm, NO.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2018 03:15 PM (ptqGC)

654 Saudi Arabia financed and attacked us on 9/11. We did nothing to them but reward them and neutralize their enemies for 17 years.

I agree with you that something serious should have been done about Saudi Arabia. No argument, there. But that's not the whole issue. The threats, in sum, from the arab/persian/muslim world were the issue and Iraq was the easiest and most effective first step in neutralizing those threats. It was a necessary piece.

I'm far from the only person sick and tired of policing the world and fighting wars that don't involve us while leaving our country at home undefeated and the borders wide open and allowing an invasion to take place.

Well, like it or not, oil is the lifeblood of the world. That's just how it is. Threats to oil are threats to the whole West, and the other Hussein proved beyond any doubt that he could not be allowed to stay in control of one of the strategically sensitive spots on Earth back when lit nearly every oil well on fire and intentionally dumped tens of millions of barrels of oil into the gulf. ANyone with a brain realized, at that moment, that he certainly had to go. It took 9/11 for the dimmer among us to begin to understand that.

Why do you think Trump got elected. It was not to fight globalist wars.... He ran against that.

Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 03:06 PM (mdwk9)


He ran on a strong America platform - economic and military. He ran on America winning and not feeling bad about winning. He ran on America being for Americans and not for illegals who force themselves on us in their invasion. He ran on America feeling no suicidal compulsion to import muzzies (which is something that only became fashionable among the elitist pricks in the last 30 years). That's what he ran on.

And he did run on destroying ISIS - which is, of course, just one of the many names and many facets of the general threats to us and the West from the Arab/persian/muslim world. Just to throw that in.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 03:15 PM (8gDQu)

655 >>>>>
Does anyone for a second believe Trump wont sign this again in 6 months?



Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:13 PM
.
.
.For the life of me I keep wondering why they didn't do a 10 month CR to get past the elections.

Something fishy is going on with the #neverTrumpers.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 23, 2018 03:15 PM (+Dllb)

656 Hogg: Uuuh.....like,,,,um....grrrrr,,,like,,,,uuuumph...liiikke ...ONE! ....crash...
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 03:12 PM (7qnb5)

Zero! ...Zero! ...Zero! ...Zero!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 03:15 PM (AURKQ)

657 547


So how long have you been sucking Paul Ryan's dick? And does it taste good as Paul promises?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 02:14 PM (UsCnO)





That was uncalled for.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 23, 2018 02:57 PM (lKyWE)


And I apologized. I had repeated the words that many local Dems I know tell me daily in texts and conversations. I am behind the lines, here in the Seattle area, and know what's coming. It ain't pretty.


Posted by: Deep State at March 23, 2018 03:15 PM (UsCnO)

658 "We really need to look at the whole zero Tolerance of violence in school thing..."

And it's not really violence, as it were.

A simple punch in the nose in first or second grade can do a lot of good down the road. Running one's mouth can have consequences.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 23, 2018 03:16 PM (jWe5r)

659 LOL. No. I meant that 5lbs of rocks isn't very much at all.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 23, 2018 03:09 PM


Studies have shown the ideal weight of a object to be thrown is about 5 oz., the weight of a baseball. Below that the musculature is insufficiently loaded (think of throwing a wiffle ball), above that you can't accelerate the object to the maximum (think throwing a shot put).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

660 This is worse.

Posted by: nip at March 23, 2018 03:12 PM (ECLaL)

Um. No.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2018 03:16 PM (zRZaJ)

661 Personally, this would end if some students actually caught a shooter, beat him to death, and then hung his carcass from the flag pole.

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jib
newsletter

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:16 PM (hMwEB)

662 Out of the mouths of babes . .

come some of the stupidest and most obnoxious things you have ever heard, sometimes. And certain kids need, as my mother would say: "the back of a wooden spoon across their behind" or, on certain rare occasions "a smack across the mouth."

Did this little douchebag lose anyone in the shooting? No, right? Then wtf are we listening to this little ego maniacal sh*t for? What right does he have to talk about anything?

Go away little Lord Chamberlain-Fauntleroy-Hogg

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 23, 2018 03:17 PM (Fb9aZ)

663 641. Does anyone believe for a second that no matter what he does or doesn't do that you won't be right here, pissing and bitching and moaning about it?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 03:17 PM (fA1SL)

664 I think you will find that more carry than let on. Not every teacher is a lefty shrinking violet. I know for a fact that my son's fifth grade teacher carried, and I was very good with that.
Posted by: tcn in AK


Exactly. And those that already do, are less likely to be scatter brained than those that don't.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:17 PM (TUUTu)

665 622 Earlier I noted the failure of the ObamaCare direct repeal, and how Trump did not get that through Congress and how the GOP demonstrated that they were good for show and little else. That was also predicted to be the end of Trump. And that did not happen.

So I remain skeptical of any predictions of doom. Especially doom based on a budget vote because that has not really been a make-or-break line for either party historically.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 03:06 PM (hLRSq)
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What that demonstrates to me is the majority GOP Senate doesn't give a flying f&ck what Trump wants. They are only going to do what it wants to do. The success Trump has had are coincidental: they happen to line up with what McConnell wants and to a lesser extent, Schumer.

Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2018 03:17 PM (G0vdT)

666 666

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:17 PM (hMwEB)

667 Frankly, and this is going to sound awful, but I'm willing to exchange a kid being shot once in a while by a sloppy concealed carry teacher for dozens of kids being gunned down by psycho with a gun.

If that's what it takes to stop this? OK. I'll accept a cop missing his target and hitting Judy Cheerleader in the forehead while trying to stop a mass shooter if he can stop the mass shooter.

Its an evil exchange but that's the kind of world we live in.

And that's what the left doesn't get (and kids like Hogg at 17 can't get). We will never make a perfect world if only we had the right policies. Ever. The bad comes from inside us. We can only make a better world, at a cost.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:17 PM (39g3+)

668
"What? For crying out loud, get a grip."

Enemy emboldened and energized, and proven correct. Allies disheartened and defeated. Country fucked by still more debt. My guy just massively fucked up. To say nothing of the hidden jems in 2200 pages.


Posted by: nip at March 23, 2018 03:17 PM (ECLaL)

669 http://bit.ly/2pCyr3t
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Eagles DE Michael Bennett Indicted On Felony Charge Of Injuring Elderly
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Bigtime NFL Social Justice Warrior

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 23, 2018 03:17 PM (y3aQB)

670 Personally, this would end if some students actually caught a shooter, beat him to death, and then hung his carcass from the flag pole.

oh, if only...

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2018 03:18 PM (zRZaJ)

671 WOOT!!!!

Must. Buy. Lotto.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:18 PM (hMwEB)

672 I hope that any father who had their kid say to them 'give me the fucking phone' knock the little fucker across the room.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 03:18 PM (2DOZq)

673 Well said. Perhaps there are bigger fights to be had which have a larger bearing on mid-terms to benefit GOP. We simply don't know. All we know is that we are disappointed in both Trump and the surrender monkeys in the GOP. One has a history of back-stabbing us.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 03:10 PM

Well, now we have a history of Trump doing it too. Look I never did/have or will agree 100% with every President. But other than a few good things, this was a YUGE shit sandwich topped with surrender. At a time when all three branches are run by the reps. When would be a good time to fund the wall? End DACA? Not fund ended parenthood? Etc. The time to fight was now. And all we got was BOHICA. I expected it from the Gopee. Not Trump. He really pissed off the only friends he has left. We'll see how long it lasts or how much it hurts him, but it's bigger than even he thinks I believe.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 03:18 PM (7qnb5)

674 And how long until we see a wobbly vertical video of a student pelting his teacher with the rocks while the rest of the students chant "World Star!" in the background?

Posted by: weew at March 23, 2018 03:18 PM (Dol4k)

675 Saw some guy giving a talk to some HS schoolers on what to do in that situation. His basic points were turn out the room lights, yell and throw stuff when the guy enters, and have 3-4 guys to the side hitting the guy high and low. People throwing stuff is distracting even if you don't hit the shooter. In the end, his point was cowering isn't a solution.

Personally, this would end if some students actually caught a shooter, beat him to death, and then hung his carcass from the flag pole.

Oh, and Trump screwed up signing this bill.
Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at March 23, 2018 03:14 PM (J70i0)

This guy is beyond stupid.

For this to happen, the kids have to get out of their desks to do all this stuff while staring a gunman in the face. Really? No fucking way.

What a moron.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 03:18 PM (TWAQb)

676 I think there should be a gun safe with a fingerprint lock next to every fire extinguisher, or in every classroom. Teachers wouldn't need to worry about forgetting the gun on a toilet like federal agents do, or panic and forget the combination. Also, even an empty gun safe is a caution flag, as long as the teacher doesn't go on a rant about how guns are evil and awful and they don't have one.

Posted by: Downcast at March 23, 2018 03:18 PM (1mpdO)

677 Someone mentioned earlier that Trump could hold back funding on anything in the bill. Is that true?


Sadly, no.

Congressional Budget and Impoundment Control Act of 1974 http://bit.ly/2G2nhPO


Impoundment

Title X of the Act, also known as the Impoundment Control Act of 1974, specifies that the President may request that Congress rescind appropriated funds. If both the Senate and the House of Representatives have not approved a rescission proposal (by passing legislation) within 45 days of continuous session, any funds being withheld must be made available for obligation. Congress is not required to vote on the request, and has ignored most Presidential requests.[4] In response, some have called for a line item veto to strengthen the rescission power and force Congress to vote on the disputed funds.

The Act was passed in response to feelings in Congress that President Nixon was abusing his power of impoundment by withholding funding of programs he opposed. The Act, especially after Train v. City of New York (1975), effectively removed the presidential power of impoundment.


Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 23, 2018 03:19 PM (QQ+il)

678 Pigs gain one pound for every three pounds of feed they're given.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 23, 2018 02:01 PM (xJa6I)
.............

And create a whole lot of pig shit.

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 03:19 PM (HgMAr)

679 Yeah, I was naive and I thought a $1,500 rifle would be more accurate than that. I didn't do my research.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 03:11 PM (iv0p7)


Someone probably gave you a lightning-strikes story at the time. People love their anecdotes.

The national match version is probably a little under 1 MOA. The White Feather is better but really expensive.

The best thing is research. I think you're looking at least at semi-custom to get to 0.5 MOA.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 23, 2018 03:19 PM (wB8Tg)

680 Posted by: Deep State at March 23, 2018 03:15 PM (UsCnO)


The conversations on your job are probably not something you can do much, but you can certainly block nitwits texting you or just say, "I don't really care to discuss that." Don't leave yourself open for abuse.

And it was good you apologizing to the other posts about his doing sex acts with Paul Ryan.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:19 PM (tpDAe)

681 Earlier I noted the failure of the ObamaCare direct repeal, and how Trump did not get that through Congress and how the GOP demonstrated that they were good for show and little else. That was also predicted to be the end of Trump. And that did not happen.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 03:06 PM (hLRSq)


No, but my health insurance went up by ANOTHER $100/mth over the new year. It's fvcking ridiculous. ANd it's shittier insurance than I had 8 years ago, which was 1/4 the price.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 03:19 PM (8gDQu)

682 "Does anyone for a second believe Trump wont sign this again in 6 months?
"

They are setting up a budget fight just prior to the midterms. Both sides believe they have an advantage in having that fight.

Today, Trump is getting his ass handed to him bu a lot of people who have supported him. I cannot help but think this was a giant mistake on his part that is costing him support.

You can be certain that is going to sink in over the next day or so.

Ergo the fight coming in September will now be worse, with Trump sticking to his must haves. It's really do or die for him at that point, and working to his disadvantage is a bunch of Republicans in Congress who want to sell the country out.

It will make today look like a children's party

Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 03:19 PM (VpIIl)

683 Yeah, I was naive and I thought a $1,500 rifle would be more accurate than that. I didn't do my research.

That's why I'm looking around for a replacement.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 23, 2018 03:11 PM (iv0p7)

I got an LMT MWS back when they first came out that can do MOA easy for around $1500. They're more costly now. Still, for accuracy in semi auto, the AR platform is your best bet

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 23, 2018 03:20 PM (+087i)

684 I think he democracy he's looking for can be found somewhere else.
He's a bit confused about our form of government.

But then, I think little Dave, who obviously just respects the hell out of his stupid old-ass parents, plans on being one of the wolves voting to have sheep for lunch, not one of the sheep.

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 23, 2018 03:20 PM (37IEG)

685 >>> School Plans Defense Against Shooters -- a Five Pound Bucket of Rocks That Can Be Thrown

So now that the left's plan to recreate 1984 in real life has come true, we are moving on to recreating The Lottery?

Posted by: LizLem at March 23, 2018 03:20 PM (hvf9s)

686 664
I think you will find that more carry than let on. Not every teacher is a
lefty shrinking violet. I know for a fact that my son's fifth grade
teacher carried, and I was very good with that.


Posted by: tcn in AK


When I taught I had a large cellphone case on my hip. Walking across the schoolyard the Principal said. "is that a gun?" I said "hey would you ask any other teacher here that question?" "No" was the reply.

I laughed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:20 PM (o7tuA)

687 652
What would be the consequence of vetoing the next bill just before the midterm? Could that wake up the voters and shake shit up?
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It'll
be far too late to primary any of the incumbents. So it only would
serve to get democrats elected in place of traitorous gope scum. Which
obviously means that's the plan.


Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2018 03:15 PM (XQvuQ)

Yeah, I realized that as I was typing. That's why I added that PDT needs to go on the warpath NOW against these liars that betray us by betraying their purported 'principles'.
These GOPes are on record for agreeing to this shit. They should be hammered on it. I think PDT would mostly be forgiven if he admitted he fvcked up by not vetoing this thing and doubled down on them.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2018 03:20 PM (8iiMU)

688 What an articulate young man! Tomorrow truly DOES belong to him.

Posted by: Bilwick at March 23, 2018 03:20 PM (kx9QW)

689 My point all along is that no matter what he does Trump is just a speed bump on the Highway To Leftist Hell. I like him, but it's too late.

Yeah, sadly I'm in the same boat. I pray I'm wrong but I believe you're right.

Yesterday I carried a 5 lb. bag of potatoes, along with four other grocery bags full of food in one hand and climbed a staircase while doing this. 5lbs. of rocks is not going to cut it.

I agree, 5 pounds of rocks is not very many at all. That's not a bucket, that's a bowl.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:20 PM (39g3+)

690 This is as bad as Obama winning because it is an epic win for the Deep State. This wasnt just some random budget that increased spending by 5% when we were hoping it would only be 4%.

This was a complete total win by the Deep State against Trump. And yeah Id say its as big if not bigger than 2012's Obama win as far as long term consequences. Obama went away in 2017, deep state is here forever.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:20 PM (QqDXR)

691 Seriously,

Why don't the doors lock?

A bucket of rocks would only work if the guy was coming through the door, so a locked door would be more effective, I think.

If it is a problem to have locked doors, make it a lock that sends an alarm so it can only be used in an emergency. It could easily be designed around fire codes. The crash bar doors already do this, but I was thinking something similar but without the crash bar.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 23, 2018 03:20 PM (LWu6U)

692 I nice palate cleanser to all this silly child expert business is five minutes of Jordan Peterson pointing out that the correction of a complex system is unlikely to be engineered by someone who lacks the discipline and self knowledge necessary to properly clean their own room.

It reduces leftists into a spittle flecked range. And he's like: well have you tried actually cleaning your own room? Its actually not that easy to do it and organize it so that it works. It takes thought and focus. And that 's your very own piece of the world. If you don't do that what on earth makes anyone think you could do something infinitely more complex?

Its fun because its so obviously true.

Posted by: simplemind at March 23, 2018 03:21 PM (XOUFk)

693 range: rage

Posted by: simplemind at March 23, 2018 03:21 PM (+EHC/)

694 666
666


Trump made a deal with you about 2 hours ago.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 03:21 PM (UsCnO)

695 660 This is worse.

Posted by: nip at March 23, 2018 03:12 PM (ECLaL)

Um. No.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2018 03:16 PM (zRZaJ)

I think part of it is...

We had Hope.

Its like during Desert Storm... when all the sudden we were told to stop, short of actual Victory.

You do your best... and you WIN... you kick the crap out of the opponent...

But then someone ON YOUR OWN DAMN SIDE makes your Victory meaningless....

I lay this at the feet of McConnell and Ryan... but the fact is... this was an ass kicking.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 03:22 PM (NgKpN)

696 Rocks. That's funny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2018 03:22 PM (BbCS4)

697 688
What an articulate young man! Tomorrow truly DOES belong to him.

Posted by: Bilwick at March 23, 2018 03:20 PM (kx9QW)

And clean!

Posted by: Choo Choo Joey at March 23, 2018 03:22 PM (8iiMU)

698 I think little Dave, who obviously just respects the hell out of his stupid old-ass parents, plans on being one of the wolves voting to have sheep for lunch, not one of the sheep.

Yeah even if you shave him he's still bleating. They all plan on being the wolves, but they never are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:22 PM (39g3+)

699 Box of rocks to defend the kids? I think we can do better. If we issued each of these kids a sling with their box of rocks, they would be able, with a little bit of training, to fling the rocks much quicker and just as accurately as if they threw the rocks.

But we can do be matter still. I would look to the orient for ways to improve this system. Not only could we teach the kids martial arts, for the unfortunate circumstance when their rocks run out, but there is this ancient Chinese invention called black powder. We could use this substance -in controlled amounts - to produce a small explosion in a confined space which would propel the rocks towards our assailant. Using this method we might achieve extremely effective deterrent, as the aggressor will not just fear injury, but even death.

Of course as I've outlined, this process will be slow, and refilling the black powder in the reinforced metal tube would be a time consuming task, and we want our kids to have a chance to get more than one shot off. So I would propose even further refinements to this system. If we could package the black powere with the rocks, loading this contraption could be done much more quickly. I also suspect that rocks might not survive such force, and will break apart immediately. To this end I further propose that we replace the rocks with a refined metal, to pick one at random... lead.


But this whole system surely looks rather rediculous as the reinforced barrel for delivering these projectiles will have to be huge. So I suggest that we minituarize the whole thing so that it can fit in your hand. This handheld version would have the added benefit of allowing weak children to operate it as efficiently as strong children. And I am fairly certain that the smaller projectiles will be moving at a much higher speed, making up for their lack of mass.

Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 23, 2018 03:22 PM (mk7Bj)

700 >>>If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks and they will be stoned," said Dr. David Helsel.

Gun free and drug free, that's this school's zone.
But if you enter here shooting, you might just get stoned.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 23, 2018 03:22 PM (/qEW2)

701 . I wonder if he has ever thought about the fact that someone might take that idea...badly.


Posted by: southdakotaconservative at March 23, 2018 03:10 PM (CuDAv)

The very last thing we need is for this douche to become a martyr. I'd rather he stay alive and keep running his mouth. He increases gun sales and NRA membership every time he opens his piehole.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 23, 2018 03:22 PM (H80UQ)

702 Trump made a deal with you about 2 hours ago.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 03:21 PM (UsCnO)


Yup!!!

bwahahaha

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:22 PM (hMwEB)

703 Ergo the fight coming in September will now be worse, with Trump sticking to his must haves. It's really do or die for him at that point, and working to his disadvantage is a bunch of Republicans in Congress who want to sell the country out.

It will make today look like a children's party

Posted by: Marcus T



But, but, but people pinky swore the OIG report was coming out last week and thousands of people were going to jail!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:22 PM (TUUTu)

704 I agree, 5 pounds of rocks is not very many at all. That's not a bucket, that's a bowl.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:20 PM (39g3+)

I think they meant 5 gallon bucket.

But I don't want to give whoever "they" are too much presumption of rational thought.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 03:22 PM (AURKQ)

705
Today, Trump is getting his ass handed to him bu a lot of people who have supported him. I cannot help but think this was a giant mistake on his part that is costing him support.

It'll come back ten seconds after Jeff Sessions announces the first criminal charges against Comey and his clan

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 03:23 PM (lKyWE)

706 >>666 666

Posted by: @votermom

Grabs Crucifix.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 03:23 PM (r9UYA)

707 Sure, a handgun has no chance because of the awesome firepower of an AR-15, but rocks, sure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2018 03:14 PM (oVJmc)



The slow stone penetrates the shield.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 23, 2018 03:23 PM (QQ+il)

708 I had repeated the words that many local Dems I know tell me daily in texts and conversations. I am behind the lines, here in the Seattle area, and know what's coming. It ain't pretty.


Posted by: Deep State at March 23, 2018 03:15 PM (UsCnO)



We need a PNWMoMe.

Lots of morons in and around the area.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 03:23 PM (Dp6qK)

709 If we paint our rocks black does that make them scarier?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 23, 2018 03:23 PM (rBnYq)

710 697
688

What an articulate young man! Tomorrow truly DOES belong to him.



Posted by: Bilwick at March 23, 2018 03:20 PM (kx9QW)

And clean!


Posted by: Choo Choo Joey at March 23, 2018 03:22 PM (8iiMU)

and limber!

Posted by: Shep! at March 23, 2018 03:23 PM (o7tuA)

711 >>>>>>Well, now we have a history of Trump doing it too.
Look I never did/have or will agree 100% with every President. But other
than a few good things, this was a YUGE shit sandwich topped with
surrender. At a time when all three branches are run by the reps. When
would be a good time to fund the wall? End DACA? Not fund ended
parenthood? Etc. The time to fight was now. And all we got was BOHICA. I
expected it from the Gopee. Not Trump. He really pissed off the only
friends he has left. We'll see how long it lasts or how much it hurts
him, but it's bigger than even he thinks I believe.



Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 03:18 PM
.
.
.You do understand that a budget addressing the items listed above would have been DOA in the Senate right?

The Government would have been shut down and Trump would have been blamed by the media and that would have given them a metric a$$ ton of ammo for the dems to stir up their base and retake the House in November.

Why do you think they keep starting rumors that Trump is going to fire meuller? They need ammo for November and right now they don't have anything, so why should Trump give them free attack ads?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 23, 2018 03:23 PM (+Dllb)

712 Was it good for you, Donnie ??

Posted by: MITCH at March 23, 2018 03:24 PM (VWsDy)

713 Was the Too Big To Fail Insurance bail out in the spending bill?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 23, 2018 03:24 PM (QQ+il)

714 We Will Rock You

Posted by: Zombie Freddie Mercury at March 23, 2018 03:24 PM (rwaEp)

715 A bucket of rocks is just asking for trouble.
Gonna result in rock control, mark my words.

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 23, 2018 03:24 PM (37IEG)

716 Oh good, we're re-fighting the reasons to go to war 17 years ago.

(For the record, I was wrong. I bought the whole neo-con thing that we could remake the Mid East around a stable Iraq if we only killed the right bad guys).

But the things is, of course we went to war. We're America and we got punched so we're going to punch someone whether it's the right person or not. I'm making fun, but I'm not disagreeing. Of course we're going to come and punch you.

But 17 years? We're down to only a couple of young Americans dying in Afghanistan a month. Is it worth those two or three lives? Why? I have boys that age, they're not military, but how would you tell me that their lives are worth it?

Americans are supposed to get into war to beat the shit out of the bad guys and go home. Or lose, or draw, which we've done. But 17 years in Afghanistan?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2018 03:24 PM (fuK7c)

717 704 I agree, 5 pounds of rocks is not very many at all. That's not a bucket, that's a bowl.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:20 PM (39g3+)

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That's a braincase average at the Blue Mountain School District.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2018 03:25 PM (BbCS4)

718 Gun free and drug free, that's this school's zone.

But if you enter here shooting, you might just get stoned.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 23, 2018 03:22 PM (/qEW2)

It's full of muzzies?

Posted by: Dumbass-Krugman sufferer at March 23, 2018 03:25 PM (8iiMU)

719 Posted by: simplemind at March 23, 2018 03:21 PM (XOUFk)

I'm just getting into his book. Excellent so far.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 23, 2018 03:25 PM (zRZaJ)

720 650
That being said, the concept isn't bad. Saw some guy giving a talk to some HS schoolers on what to do in that situation. His basic points were turn out the room lights, yell and throw stuff when the guy enters, and have 3-4 guys to the side hitting the guy high and low. People throwing stuff is distracting even if you don't hit the shooter. In the end, his point was cowering isn't a solution.

Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at March 23, 2018 03:14 PM

That's the modern training method for large institutions, and it's pretty effective. If you google "ALICE Active Shooter Training" you can read all about it.

Posted by: Grimaldi at March 23, 2018 03:25 PM (LtZ/n)

721 I don't blame Trump for this bill

He's the only guy in DC who even cares about the USA

I blame the Militant Fascists and the Moderate Fascists in Congress aka those who write it and those who voted for it

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:25 PM (hMwEB)

722 What a Surprise: The Atlantic Hires Kevin D. Williamson, Presumably to Reassure Atlantic Readers About How Troglodytic Republicans Are

holy crap, Ace called it

I just saw this in the sidebar.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 23, 2018 03:25 PM (fceHP)

723 Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2018 03:17 PM (G0vdT)

I agree with your take, with the caveat that they really haven't gotten used to him and that he will be in office until January 2021 at least and maybe to January 2025. He truly is outside of their ken, he isn't a standard politician, and he won't sit still and be quiet. The usual methods do not work on him, and it is frustrating them badly.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 03:25 PM (hLRSq)

724 699
Box of rocks to defend the kids? I think we can do better.


Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 23, 2018 03:22 PM (mk7Bj)


Note the concession that the best solution is to fight back. Now we are just dickering on the most effective tools to fight back.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 03:25 PM (Dp6qK)

725 This, this is why I don't comment like I used to.

Probably shouldn't say what I really want to anyway. Bad idea.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 23, 2018 03:26 PM (AM1GF)

726 I agree, 5 pounds of rocks is not very many at all. That's not a bucket, that's a bowl.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:20 PM (39g3+)


So... you're not gonna eat those rocks? No?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2018 03:26 PM (y87Qq)

727 So these assholes admit they are OK with using violence in response to an armed assailant entering their classroom.

They just don't want to have to use an icky gun to enact their violence.

Just so we're clear.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 03:26 PM (AURKQ)

728 When I taught I had a large cellphone case on my hip. Walking across the schoolyard the Principal said. "is that a gun?" I said "hey would you ask any other teacher here that question?" "No" was the reply.


The fact that you had a cell phone drop holster with the strap around your thigh....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:26 PM (TUUTu)

729 Not just "stone." It's assault-quality "river stone."

So there, h8erz!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2018 03:26 PM (BbCS4)

730 And he's like: well have you tried actually cleaning
your own room? Its actually not that easy to do it and organize it so
that it works. It takes thought and focus. And that 's your very own
piece of the world. If you don't do that what on earth makes anyone
think you could do something infinitely more complex?



Its fun because its so obviously true.

Posted by: simplemind at March 23, 2018 03:21 PM (XOUFk)

*Looks nervously around room, spots the junk drawer in the desk and the pile of books next to the desk*

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 23, 2018 03:26 PM (H80UQ)

731 Is there any turd that this Congress could pass and Two Scoops wouldn't ask for seconds ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2018 03:26 PM (VWsDy)

732 Its never too late, do it ...or you'll be like me being called a pussy for not buying an AR but instead fixing my car. Oh by the way...you're a pussy.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:14 PM (o7tuA)
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Coming in for a bro-hug!

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 03:26 PM (MVjcR)

733 Yeesh. Some of you guys need to get drunk tonight and chill out. We'll lick our wounds and come back to fight another day, albeit massively hung over.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 23, 2018 03:26 PM (RD7QR)

734 I was thinking about not getting beer today. Silly me.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 03:26 PM (TWAQb)

735 Basically Trump got rolled by the GOP and the Donks, but more specifically the GOP because the GOP is engineering their defeat in the Mid Terms and want the President to get impeached.

The difference between the Donks and the GOP is they will have articles of impeachment ready to go the second the gavel drops on Pelosis swearing in as speaker of the house.

The fucking GOP couldnt come up with a workable repeal of Obamacare with a fucking seven year headstart.

Pathetic losers.

The GOP is a worthless pile of dog shit

Posted by: Kreplach at March 23, 2018 03:26 PM (F4+O8)

736 I lost all interest in these "victim activists" the moment they started wheeling poor Jim Brady around in front of cameras telling people we need to ban "assault" weapons.

That was a shame then, but it worked, so my only shock is that it isn't done every time.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 23, 2018 03:27 PM (LWu6U)

737 "...our parents don't know how to use a f**king democracy, so we have to."


Wait, is he talking about Obama, or just Broward county in general?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 23, 2018 03:27 PM (/qEW2)

738 Everyone seems to forget we won the last govt shutdown fight 2 months ago. But today Trump had to sign the pos to avoid a govt shutdown because Dems always win those battles. ffs

Oh and it gets better because in Sept, 5 weeks before election day, the gop will ljke totally grow a backbone and fight.

Delusional

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:27 PM (QqDXR)

739 The Government would have been shut down and Trump would have been blamed by the media and that would have given them a metric a$$ ton of ammo for the dems to stir up their base and retake the House in November.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 23, 2018 03:23 PM (+Dllb)


A government shut-down would have been a good thing - to show that he's serious - and I don't believe any of the claims that there would be so much electoral damage from it. There's just no proof of that.

Trump, if he could not bring himself to veto the bill, should have, at least, just not signed it. That would give a ten day float before it rolled into law on its own. A few days of a government shut-down would be fine and, perhaps, in that week of suspension something serious might be done. At the wrost, Trump would look serious about the budget.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 03:27 PM (8gDQu)

740 Dirt clods would be better.

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 03:27 PM (HgMAr)

741 Seattle City Council wants to add a retail tax on all sales made. Well, except for pot shops.

This is in addition to the high sales tax.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 03:27 PM (r9UYA)

742 732 Its never too late, do it ...or you'll be like me being called a pussy for not buying an AR but instead fixing my car. Oh by the way...you're a pussy.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:14 PM (o7tuA)
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Coming in for a bro-hug!
Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 03:26 PM (MVjcR)

Pussies.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 03:27 PM (NWiLs)

743 694-Signing a budget deal is equivalent to embracing the Anti-Christ or makes one the Anti Christ?. Com'on. The whole 666 is kind of multi layered anyway:

https://tinyurl.com/yc4oj45j

My paycheck is $666. Doesn't mean I'm a cheerleader of the Anti Christ. Sometimes budgets are just budgets-not matter how much we dislike them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:27 PM (tpDAe)

744 You do understand that a budget addressing the items listed above would have been DOA in the Senate right?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 23, 2018 03:23 PM (+Dllb)

Nope, not listening to these excuses any longer. You can't fully fund PP, give no money for the Wall, fund all sorts of Dem crud, and continue Obamacare and simply say "We can't fix it."

The Republicans are going to get wiped out in November. I'm voting for the Republican challenger in the primary. If he loses, I'm not voting for the Republican incumbent. They've had chances for 8 years. They've done little to nothing.

Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at March 23, 2018 03:28 PM (J70i0)

745 Chucky and Nancy never met a spending bill they didn't like.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 03:28 PM (aC6Sd)

746 The only solution to Afghanistan is like the section of White Sands Missle Range that's glass

Posted by: rammajamma at March 23, 2018 03:28 PM (6HRXU)

747 The biggest flaw with the rock plan (other than as Donna notes, kids don't know how to throw any longer) is that its a central location. What are the kids gonna do all run to the bucket when gun boy shows up? That just clusters your targets better.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:28 PM (39g3+)

748 Seattle City Council wants to add a retail tax on all sales made. Well, except for pot shops.

This is in addition to the high sales tax.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 03:27 PM (r9UYA)


Oh. Increasing the sales tax, then.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2018 03:28 PM (y87Qq)

749 >>I hope that any father who had their kid say to them 'give me the fucking phone' knock the little fucker across the room.


Hogg;s dad is FBI, mom is a teacher.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 03:28 PM (W+vEI)

750 I don't get the rocks criticism. You want to arm the students with guns?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 03:29 PM (2DOZq)

751 Note the concession that the best solution is to fight back. Now we are just dickering on the most effective tools to fight back.
Posted by: flounderbot


Winner winner chicken dinner!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:29 PM (TUUTu)

752 732
Its never too late, do it ...or you'll be like me being called a pussy
for not buying an AR but instead fixing my car. Oh by the way...you're a
pussy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:14 PM (o7tuA)

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Coming in for a bro-hug!

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 03:26 PM (MVjcR)

*braces himself*
LMAO. Oh God here he comes....no fucking nuggies this time! Lol.
Hey Weasel!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:29 PM (o7tuA)

753 715 A bucket of rocks is just asking for trouble.
Gonna result in rock control, mark my words.
Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 23, 2018 03:24 PM (37IEG)

Need bucket of rock control! Ooga!

Posted by: A Caveman at March 23, 2018 03:29 PM (WTo7q)

754 My old phone number had 5 consecutive sixes in it

I miss that number

Everyone thought it was fake

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:29 PM (hMwEB)

755 Budget? We have a budget? When did we start doing that?

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 23, 2018 03:29 PM (37IEG)

756 I lost all interest in these "victim activists" the moment they started wheeling poor Jim Brady around in front of cameras telling people we need to ban "assault" weapons.



daa wigh

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at March 23, 2018 03:29 PM (QQ+il)

757 Try the Colt 901 for a very underrated AR-10 which is very accurate

Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 03:29 PM (VpIIl)

758
Don't care how many years we're in Afghanistan. It's a country which has no hope of ever being anything other than a home for terrorists.

If the Russians want to take it off our hands, or rotate control every five years or so, I'm all in. I'm sure they're smarter than that.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 23, 2018 03:29 PM (LOgQ4)

759
A government shut-down would have been a good
thing - to show that he's serious - and I don't believe any of the
claims that there would be so much electoral damage from it. There's
just no proof of that.



Trump, if he could not bring himself to veto the bill, should have,
at least, just not signed it. That would give a ten day float before it
rolled into law on its own. A few days of a government shut-down would
be fine and, perhaps, in that week of suspension something serious
might be done. At the wrost, Trump would look serious about the budget.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 03:27 PM (8gDQu)


This.
All of Trump's brashness dealing with the Deep State over the last 2 years just evaporated with a 5 minute press briefing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 03:29 PM (UsCnO)

760 Rocks wee good enough for Babylonians so they're good enough for us!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2018 03:29 PM (BbCS4)

761 729
Not just "stone." It's assault-quality "river stone."



So there, h8erz!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2018 03:26 PM (BbCS4)



Thus began the arguments over pea gravel versus 1 1/4" drain rock.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 03:29 PM (Dp6qK)

762 Only thing I was thinking ( and been driving around listening to the radio all afternoon) was gold is looking mighty good as the dollar will be worth a yen soon.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 03:29 PM (aC6Sd)

763 This guy is beyond stupid.

For this to happen, the kids have to get out of their desks to do all this stuff while staring a gunman in the face. Really? No fucking way.

What a moron.
Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 03:18 PM (TWAQb)

He wasn't talking about the initial event. It's once you know there is a shooter in the building. Not even an armed teacher is going to help you if you are in the room where the shooter starts.

Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at March 23, 2018 03:30 PM (J70i0)

764 I warned you about the military industrial complex. Did you listen?

Posted by: Zombie Ike at March 23, 2018 03:30 PM (r9UYA)

765 The Government would have been shut down and Trump would have been blamed by the media and that would have given them a metric a$$ ton of ammo for the dems to stir up their base and retake the House in November.

Why do you think they keep starting rumors that Trump is going to fire meuller? They need ammo for November and right now they don't have anything, so why should Trump give them free attack ads?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 23, 2018 03:23 PM

Let them shut the government down until they can come back with something that isn't a steaming pile of horse shit. You think they are somehow not going to attack Trump anyway? You cannot be that naive. Oh noes the media is going to go after Trump! Yea, because thus far they've been faithful in their job and totally balanced. Where was the fight? The negotiations? The guidance? What did Trump or more importantly the country get, other than some Military spending, and a few really shitty consolation prizes. it's absolute shit. He has both houses and this is the best he can do? The left totally schooled Trump. I am used to the Gopee back stabbing. I guess Trump is no different. He laid down like a dog next to his dish. Sorry if I am not happy about it. Sorry I am just not someone who will give a pass to someone because he's my guy. Trump fucked up royally today.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 03:30 PM (7qnb5)

766 742. Yep. There's the soybois over at buzzfeed's famous T-level test. They're laughing at those guys.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 23, 2018 03:30 PM (j1cNA)

767 This.
All of Trump's brashness dealing with the Deep State over the last 2 years just evaporated with a 5 minute press briefing.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 03:29 PM (UsCnO)


Only for the wilting flowers. Have some spine.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 03:30 PM (Dp6qK)

768 Doesn't mean I'm a cheerleader
of

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:27 PM (tpDAe)

But, but.... do you have a cheerleader outfit?


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at March 23, 2018 03:30 PM (8iiMU)

769 The Government would have been shut down and Trump would have been blamed by the media and that would have given them a metric a$$ ton of ammo for the dems to stir up their base and retake the House in November.

Yeah, this lost its sting the last 580 times the press did that no matter what choice a Republican made. Not biting any longer.

So... you're not gonna eat those rocks? No?

Narrator: we've secretly replace his rocks with Grape Nuts. Let's see if he notices.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:31 PM (39g3+)

770 Follow the money on those rocks - the principle probably has a brother-in-law who owns a river rock company.

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 23, 2018 03:31 PM (37IEG)

771 cowering isn't a solution"

Hey, it's the approved method for dealing with hijackers on aircraft...

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2018 03:31 PM (7LY+6)

772 Pussies.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 03:27 PM (NWiLs)

Heh. Fuck you Insomniac. and see the way you make me talk in front of the ettes'?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:31 PM (o7tuA)

773 686 664
I think you will find that more carry than let on. Not every teacher is a
lefty shrinking violet. I know for a fact that my son's fifth grade
teacher carried, and I was very good with that.

Posted by: tcn in AK

When I taught I had a large cellphone case on my hip. Walking across the schoolyard the Principal said. "is that a gun?" I said "hey would you ask any other teacher here that question?" "No" was the reply.

I laughed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:20 PM (o7tuA)

I worked extensively with several "Unified school systems" in the 90's and oughts. The administrations were uniformly liberals, the rank-and-file teachers were reliably conservative.

Posted by: West at March 23, 2018 03:31 PM (7Fa8Y)

774 770 Follow the money on those rocks - the principle probably has a brother-in-law who owns a river rock company.
Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 23, 2018 03:31 PM (37IEG)

It's that fucking National Rock Association!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 03:31 PM (NWiLs)

775 Yeah, I realized that as I was typing. That's why I added that PDT needs
to go on the warpath NOW against these liars that betray us by
betraying their purported 'principles'.
These GOPes are on record for
agreeing to this shit. They should be hammered on it. I think PDT would
mostly be forgiven if he admitted he fvcked up by not vetoing this
thing and doubled down on them.
----
I agree in theory, but since we're talking about history in this thread, what has been his behavior in the special elections that happened while he was in office?

Has he supported the insurgent American candidate when there was a choice, or has he backed whoever McConnell told him to?

And add to that the problem of when, exactly, does he do his mea culpa on signing the bill, which he did today, that comes across as plausible? Primaries are already underway, so he can't wait long, but he can't give an address tomorrow admitting he screwed the pooch, either.

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2018 03:31 PM (XQvuQ)

776 >>>And yeah, a whole classroom of kids throwing rocks at the same time might be effective - but how are all of those kids going to get to the bucket of rocks at once without getting shot?

My first thought.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 23, 2018 03:31 PM (/qEW2)

777 Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at March 23, 2018 03:30 PM (8iiMU)

LOL. I was never on the cheeerleading squad in hs

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:32 PM (tpDAe)

778 Did anyone else notice that "Our Parents" line?

Just like "Our Children".

F.U., buddy. My parents are old enough to have a 29 year old and then some, and they learned how to use a cell phone just fine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 03:32 PM (AURKQ)

779 "When an opponent declares, `I will not come over to your side,'" he said in a November 1933 speech, "I will calmly say, 'Your child belongs to us already ..What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing else but this new community."'
--Hitler

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2018 03:32 PM (UiRxW)

780 623 Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 03:00 PM (mdwk9)

Again. Go light yourself on fire. My brothers died fighting for our country and what is right. They died fighting for each other.

You know zero about what you are stating, nor have you lived it. Your just another cunt peddling contra intellectual garbage without a clue about the real world or what is happening.

Don't come here and peddle your insulting bullshit and expect not to be called on it or be crushed under the weight of it.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 23, 2018 03:10 PM (VpIIl)

You have yet to refute the facts that Saudi Arabia did 9/11 and we attacked and neutralized every one of their threats. It's ok for a thinking adult to change views after 17 years based on facts. We did nothing to stop jihadis entering America and the West. Our borders are open.

We went be the Project for a New American Century. We used that playbook after 9/11. We should have made an example out of Saudi Arabia but those were Bushes boys.

I'm not the enemy. And no you are not crushing me. You are emotionally invested in what you did. Our leaders lied to us. And they continue to lie to us.

Coming from a family who has members who have served in every war since the Revolutionary War, I'm sick and tired of American Cotizens being used as cannon fodder for globalist wars.

Why is this a bad thing? Trump even ran on this and everything I'm talking about above. It's why he got elected.

Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 03:32 PM (mdwk9)

781 .You do understand that a budget addressing the items listed above would have been DOA in the Senate right?


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 23, 2018 03:23 PM (+Dllb)

But the ONLY reason it was dead in the Senate, is a self imposed rule.

Not a Law... not the Constitution... but a rule that can be changed, or ignored, with a simple majority vote.

So the whole system the Founders put in place... and the will of the electorate... was neutered by a Rule...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 03:32 PM (NgKpN)

782 776 >>>And yeah, a whole classroom of kids throwing rocks at the same time might be effective - but how are all of those kids going to get to the bucket of rocks at once without getting shot?

My first thought.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 23, 2018 03:31 PM (/qEW2)

He really hates these rocks! Stay away from the rocks!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 03:32 PM (NWiLs)

783 Hogg and Melonhead win the Punchable Face Olympics

Posted by: vivi at March 23, 2018 03:32 PM (11H2y)

784
My paycheck is $666. Doesn't mean I'm a cheerleader of the Anti Christ. Sometimes budgets are just budgets-not matter how much we dislike them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:27 PM (tpDAe)

Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name!

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 03:32 PM (TWAQb)

785 Democrats and their media et al have the public so afraid of a shutdown they think the government would collapse if it occurred.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 03:32 PM (aC6Sd)

786 So now that the left's plan to recreate 1984 in real life has come true, we are moving on to recreating The Lottery?
=====

Hey, it has worked for the Palestinians all these years. They are too stupid for anything but rocks, and so are we.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM (MIKMs)

787 >>I don't get the rocks criticism. You want to arm the students with guns?

It seems...primitive?
Like, really, that's your best idea - rocks? That's what you approve of as the best option standing between kids and a shooter?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM (W+vEI)

788 I'm sorry... I thought this was Ace of Spades... I seem to have wandered onto a French website, what with all tge surrendering going on.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM (lLXxu)

789
It's that fucking National Rock Association!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 03:31 PM (NWiLs)

---------

Follow the money.

Posted by: Big Igneous at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM (BbCS4)

790
The spending bill got more Democrat votes than Republican votes in both the House and the Senate.

Heck of a job McConnell and Ryan.

Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM (G0vdT)

791
I worked extensively with several "Unified
school systems" in the 90's and oughts. The administrations were
uniformly liberals, the rank-and-file teachers were reliably
conservative.



Posted by: West at March 23, 2018 03:31 PM (7Fa8Y)

If only here in phoenix. Might still be teaching.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM (o7tuA)

792 As Rush said this afternoon, this omnibus spending bill was designed by both Republicans and Democrats to separate Trump from his base. That is exactly what it's purpose was.

They took Trump's 1st duty as President, which is to protect the American people and gave him his military spending. Then they laden it up with everything Trump has also fought against, that his base wants to see gone, and fenced him into a corner with it.

Trump only option, IMO, was to go ahead and sign this bill.

I still maintain that his tweet this morning was stupid. Suggesting he was going to veto the bill due to no Daca fix and not full funding of the wall, then coming into the room with his tail between his legs and then saying, I wont' sign a bill like this again, was truly stupid. Something I don't see out of him often, so I'm willing to let it go. But I hope this serves to show him that no one in Congress, save the few in the Freedom Caucus are interested in saving the country more than they are interested in making him totally impotent in the office by losing all the support he has in the public.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM (m0lmR)

793 So, what DO we do if Dems get their majority and impeach Trump?

Anyone gonna march on DC or are we gonna be too busy?

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM (hMwEB)

794 767
This.
All of Trump's brashness dealing with the Deep State over the last 2 years just evaporated with a 5 minute press briefing.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 03:29 PM (UsCnO)



Only for the wilting flowers. Have some spine.


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 03:30 PM (Dp6qK)


I'm Reading Your Lips.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM (UsCnO)

795 Hogg;s dad is FBI, mom is a teacher.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 03:28 PM (W+vEI)
..........

Since I'm paying both their salaries and retirement can I tell them how to raise their kid?

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM (HgMAr)

796 I'm voting for the Republican challenger in the primary. If
he loses, I'm not voting for the Republican incumbent. They've had
chances for 8 years. They've done little to nothing.

Posted by: WOPR (With Full Auto Nuclear Ability) at March 23, 2018 03:28 PM (J70i0)


Unfortunately, that is my sentiment at this moment also.
And I generally like my representative. But his yes vote was a bridge too far.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 23, 2018 03:34 PM (8iiMU)

797 Heh. Fuck you Insomniac. and see the way you make me talk in front of the ettes'?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:31 PM (o7tuA)

Yeah, ok, Mr. Lifetime Channel movie. "Why do you make me hit you like this, baby?"

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 03:34 PM (NWiLs)

798 Chucky and Nancy never met a spending bill they didn't like.
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 03:28 PM

#MeToo

Posted by: Donald Trump 1 Term at March 23, 2018 03:34 PM (7qnb5)

799 749 >>
Hogg;s dad is FBI, mom is a teacher.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 03:28 PM

So that's where he learned to hate individual rights and be a lying shitweasel.

Posted by: Grimaldi at March 23, 2018 03:34 PM (LtZ/n)

800 But the ONLY reason it was dead in the Senate, is a self imposed rule.

Not a Law... not the Constitution... but a rule that can be changed, or ignored, with a simple majority vote.




The one reason it was dead in the Senate was Mitch McConnell. Period.

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at March 23, 2018 03:34 PM (QQ+il)

801 And yeah, a whole classroom of kids throwing rocks at the same time might be effective - but how are all of those kids going to get to the bucket of rocks at once without getting shot?

My first thought.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


As soon as the lockdown/active shooter alarm goes out, everyone in every classroom arms up.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:34 PM (TUUTu)

802 795 Hogg;s dad is FBI, mom is a teacher.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 03:28 PM (W+vEI)
..........

Since I'm paying both their salaries and retirement can I tell them how to raise their kid?
Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM (HgMAr)

No, that's my job!

Posted by: The Leviathan at March 23, 2018 03:35 PM (WTo7q)

803 "When an opponent declares, `I will not come over to your side,'" he said in a November 1933 speech, "I will calmly say, 'Your child belongs to us already ..What are you? You will pass on. Your descendants, however, now stand in the new camp. In a short time they will know nothing else but this new community."'
--Hitler


The thing is, that works both ways. Its why Hitler shut down all religious schooling and made public schools mandatory, created government daycare centers, and put women to work. To get the kids totally under government control.

But if you pull your kids out of the system and home school them and carefully monitor and control their internet and TV intake, then they're totally out of the state's loop, too.

Which is why the left HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATES home schooling and why everyone should be doing it on the right. With as many kids as you can manage to have.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:35 PM (39g3+)

804 Regarding the tweet, I think Trump was pissed.

No one read this bill, and he was listening to Ryan and McConnel about what was in it. When he found out, he wasn't happy, but like ace said, too late to parachute in now.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 23, 2018 03:35 PM (+087i)

805 Ok now that Insomniac broke my balls and I told him to F off, my day is complete. I gotta stop hitting F5 like like a crack monkey. Luego youz guyz..

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:35 PM (o7tuA)

806 Instead of the Fred Flintstone solution, why not link up the sprinkler system to a supply of pepper spray, and if there's any alert of a school shooting, any administrator or police chief can cause all the rooms and hallways to fill up with it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 23, 2018 03:35 PM (/qEW2)

807 I warned you about the military industrial complex. Did you listen?

Posted by: Zombie Ike at March 23, 2018 03:30 PM (r9UYA)


Actually it was military-industrial-congressional, and he also warned a scientific and technological elite would control policy, but people only remember what the leftists yelled over and over. Because they hated the military and industry.

Well, in the West, at least. They loved the military and industry on the other side.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 23, 2018 03:35 PM (wB8Tg)

808 Hogg;s (sic) dad is FBI"

Bbbut law enforcement more better gooder.

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2018 03:35 PM (7LY+6)

809 As Rush said this afternoon, this omnibus spending
bill was designed by both Republicans and Democrats to separate Trump
from his base. That is exactly what it's purpose was.



They took Trump's 1st duty as President, which is to protect the
American people and gave him his military spending. Then they laden it
up with everything Trump has also fought against, that his base wants to
see gone, and fenced him into a corner with it.



Trump only option, IMO, was to go ahead and sign this bill.



I still maintain that his tweet this morning was stupid. Suggesting
he was going to veto the bill due to no Daca fix and not full funding of
the wall, then coming into the room with his tail between his legs and
then saying, I wont' sign a bill like this again, was truly stupid.
Something I don't see out of him often, so I'm willing to let it go. But
I hope this serves to show him that no one in Congress, save the few in
the Freedom Caucus are interested in saving the country more than they
are interested in making him totally impotent in the office by losing
all the support he has in the public.



Posted by: Jen the original at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM (m0lmR)

^^^^^^^^^This!

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 03:36 PM (gbWkA)

810 this kid is the load his mother should have swallowed

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 23, 2018 03:36 PM (FZYNt)

811
My paycheck is $666. Doesn't mean I'm a cheerleader of the Anti Christ. Sometimes


Depends on how you look in a tight sweater and pointy horns

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 03:36 PM (lKyWE)

812 If they're going to have rocks they should be placed somewhere away from the door a shooter might enter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:36 PM (tpDAe)

813 I wonder if this thread will reach 1000 comments.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 03:36 PM (WTo7q)

814 The spending bill got more Democrat votes than Republican votes in both the House and the Senate.

Heck of a job McConnell and Ryan.
Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM

Next time, guys I really mean it! Super cereal! Don't make me tweet something.

Posted by: Donald Trump 1 Term at March 23, 2018 03:36 PM (7qnb5)

815 776 - Someone or someones likely will get shot. But that's going to happen no matter what in this scenario. I'd opt for armed guards in schools first (or arming teachers, though it's hard to imagine most teachers are up to it), but I don't see what harm a "fight back" doctrine could possibly do as compared to a "shelter in place" approach that amounts to waiting for cops who may well not come at all (if the BrowRd cowards are any indication) or may arrive too late.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 23, 2018 03:36 PM (c6UIl)

816
788 I'm sorry... I thought this was Ace of Spades... I seem to have wandered onto a French website, what with all tge surrendering going on.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM (lLXxu)


The cheese is to die for.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 03:37 PM (hLRSq)

817 784


My paycheck is $666. Doesn't mean I'm a cheerleader of the Anti
Christ. Sometimes budgets are just budgets-not matter how much we
dislike them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:27 PM (tpDAe)



Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name!

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 03:32 PM (TWAQb)
Well, if I remember correctly, it was Fen who killed poor Buzzion with a typo and grammie winger too, although grammie revived.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at March 23, 2018 03:37 PM (H80UQ)

818 People who say that's it, I'm never voting for those GOP bastards again, are objectively pro-Dem (paraphrasing Orwell ). You might be enabling more things like this budget in the future -- and worse. Could become a self-fulfilling prophecy.

I'm not singling out any commenter, because I think we're still mostly on the same team here, just with differing takes on what's going down. It's just a general observation.

Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 03:37 PM (EzdLW)

819 Are these .5 MOA rocks we're talking about?

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 03:37 PM (MVjcR)

820 Good thing is Hogg will be in hock for this government longer than me.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 03:37 PM (aC6Sd)

821 but people only remember what the leftists yelled over and over."

Indeed. Quote them the other parts and watch them squirm...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2018 03:37 PM (7LY+6)

822 I gotta stop hitting F5 like like a crack monkey.


How dare you disrespect the ways of our people?

Posted by: Crack Monkeys at March 23, 2018 03:37 PM (fuK7c)

823 816
788 I'm sorry... I thought this was Ace of Spades... I seem to have wandered onto a French website, what with all tge surrendering going on.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM (lLXxu)


The cheese is to die for.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 03:37 PM (hLRSq)

Try the fumunda, with the rich blue veins.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 03:37 PM (NWiLs)

824 813 I wonder if this thread will reach 1000 comments.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 03:36 PM (WTo7q)

"We're back at the top of the 6th inning here, and Surfperch is pitching a no-hitter so far..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 03:37 PM (AURKQ)

825 yeah, i'm not really seeing that this is a major defeat.

trump never ran as a fiscal conservative.


rush was right, it wasn't so much the spending but it appeared to be targeted attack on trump's agenda.


i think the wall is the one promise trump has to deliver on.


and he has to fight the GOPe to do it. Sad!!


but yeah, the world hasn't ended folks. GOP has 1 vote majority in senate and half of them hate trump. that's the team we've got!!!


Trump has gotten more done and been more true to his word than any politician in my lifetime. that's amazing.

Posted by: prescient11 at March 23, 2018 03:38 PM (q+HNC)

826 So the people a few weeks ago that were lecturing us over the difference in the muzzle velocity between an AR-15 and a pistol are now advocating ROCKS!?!?!?

Posted by: Dwayne the canoe guy at March 23, 2018 03:38 PM (gVewU)

827

PEACH-PIE FODDY FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 23, 2018 03:38 PM (pYqXv)

828 816
788 I'm sorry... I thought this was Ace of Spades... I seem to have wandered onto a French website, what with all tge surrendering going on.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM (lLXxu)


The cheese is to die for.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 03:37 PM (hLRSq)

----------

Just drop your rifle at the door.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2018 03:38 PM (BbCS4)

829 If the Anti Christ requires someone who looks good in a tight sweater I'm glad to say He won't be signing me up. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:38 PM (tpDAe)

830 Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:34 PM (TUUTu)

Yeah I thought that was obvious if they were going remain in the classroom.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 03:38 PM (2DOZq)

831 Try the fumunda, with the rich blue veins.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man

you gotta shave that shit

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 23, 2018 03:38 PM (FZYNt)

832 Is this cruel treatment of pet rocks ?

PETR

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2018 03:38 PM (M+Lyo)

833 813 I wonder if this thread will reach 1000 comments.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 03:36 PM (WTo7q)



DAMN YOU! I WAS LEAVING!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:38 PM (o7tuA)

834 I still maintain that his tweet this morning was stupid. Suggesting he was going to veto the bill due to no Daca fix and not full funding of the wall, then coming into the room with his tail between his legs and then saying, I wont' sign a bill like this again, was truly stupid. Something I don't see out of him often, so I'm willing to let it go. But I hope this serves to show him that no one in Congress, save the few in the Freedom Caucus are interested in saving the country more than they are interested in making him totally impotent in the office by losing all the support he has in the public.



Posted by: Jen the original at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM (m0lmR)


Thanks, Jen.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 03:39 PM (Dp6qK)

835 "Because people here expect every person out there who voted for Trump or
Republicans to all stay home because of a deficit-exploding budget when
I can't actually remember that happening ever."

That touches on a question that has been bugging me for a while. How much of what we see online -- be it at Farcebook or Twatter, news/opinion websites, and blogs (including this one) -- is truly an accurate depiction of what the general public thinks, vs. a reflection of a minority who are using it as a platform?

I, personally, see a rather big disconnect between my online world and the real world. I have yet to meet anyone, either on the left or the right or the center, in my real life who gets as wound up about the issues of the day as the blogosphere does. Maybe that's only because I don't get out a lot, and I don't live in NY, DC or the Left Coast.

Was it a mistake for Trump to sign the 6-month budget bill? Right now it looks like it was. But are the posters here who are running around tearing their hair out and acting like it's the end of the world truly indicative of what most Trump voters really think? Or is it just a small subset of right leaning political junkies (don't mean that as an insult -- I consider myself one) who think this is a big deal?

Posted by: Secret Square at March 23, 2018 03:39 PM (+HoK2)

836 Yo, I didn't fucking surrender, Trump did.

Done. He can do what he wants.


Posted by: nip at March 23, 2018 03:39 PM (ECLaL)

837 I still will not vote for any Democrat/ Socialist

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 03:39 PM (aC6Sd)

838 Rocks are faster than AK15 rounds, unless they're using the high velocity magazines with the part that goes up.

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 23, 2018 03:39 PM (37IEG)

839 Trump has gotten more done and been more true to his word than any politician in my lifetime"

True.

Now whether that's a sad commentary on American politics or not, well...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2018 03:39 PM (7LY+6)

840 Crack monkey
That funky monkey
Crack monkey chunky
That funky monkey

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 03:39 PM (NWiLs)

841 If the Anti Christ requires someone who looks good in a tight sweater I'm glad to say He won't be signing me up. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:38 PM (tpDAe)



The Son of Perdition could change that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 23, 2018 03:39 PM (QQ+il)

842 If the Anti Christ requires someone who looks good in a tight sweater I'm glad to say He won't be signing me up. :^)


Fen, we all picture you in a tight sweater. Don't break the spell.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2018 03:40 PM (fuK7c)

843 If you don't give up your guns, I can't have any pudding!

Posted by: David "Attention" Hogg at March 23, 2018 03:40 PM (Dn4Uq)

844 5 bucks will win you 1 this thread won't make 1K

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 03:40 PM (aC6Sd)

845 The GOP is stupid, or desperate

They've left Trump with no recourse but to rely only on his base


Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:40 PM (hMwEB)

846 a disarmed submissive population is not a safe population.

an armed, aggressive population is not a safe population either.

However the group at risk of violence differs in each scenario. Ha Ha.

Posted by: simplemind at March 23, 2018 03:40 PM (UE+Rw)

847 Suggesting
he was going to veto the bill due to no Daca fix and not full funding of
the wall, then coming into the room with his tail between his legs and
then saying, I wont' sign a bill like this again, was truly stupid.


It was stupid and the only smart thing to do was to follow through on his tweet and wind that veto stamp up like Mark Fidrych and break the podium hammering it down. Then flip off everyone and say "never send another piece of crap like this to me again" and leave without comment.

He chose poorly, and we're gonna pay the price. But its not the end.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:40 PM (39g3+)

848 I really don't like the idea of Boss Hogg and his ilk (who use "old" as a pejorative) deciding our Social security and Medicare. I really think death panels are in our future. Google "Boomer hate." it's scary.

Here's how I'll know for sure: restrictions on gun ownership for 60+ people, just like they want to take away car keys after 65 now.

screw 'em, I'm leaving everything to the NRA for the second amendment and the Thomas More Law Foundation for the First.

Posted by: vivi at March 23, 2018 03:41 PM (11H2y)

849 That was little messy. Now to tee up that infrastructure bill.

Posted by: Trump at March 23, 2018 03:41 PM (r9UYA)

850 At least now it will be easy for Two Scoops to find a Denny's for his next rally.

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2018 03:41 PM (VWsDy)

851 Regarding the tweet, I think Trump was pissed.

No one read this bill, and he was listening to Ryan and McConnel about what was in it. When he found out, he wasn't happy, but like ace said, too late to parachute in now.
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 23, 2018 03:35 PM

So where was the fight, the negotiations? That's the best he could do? With both houses, that's on him. For a guy who's such a great negotiator he sure got his ass handed to him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 03:41 PM (7qnb5)

852 So do i buy an AR or do i turn the Glock 23 i never shoot into a look alike? there's some cool conversion kits out there.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:41 PM (o7tuA)

853 So the people a few weeks ago that were lecturing us over the difference in the muzzle velocity between an AR-15 and a pistol are now advocating ROCKS!?!?!?
Posted by: Dwayne


Someone's family member own a rock quarry.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:41 PM (TUUTu)

854 Hillary would have vetoed that bill!

Posted by: Mysterious New Name at March 23, 2018 03:41 PM (q177U)

855 The Son of Perdition could change that.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 23, 2018 03:39 PM (QQ+il)

LOL. You must think I'm rather shallow. No;. I'm not selling my soul to look like I did 30 or so years ago.:^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:41 PM (tpDAe)

856 I literally have zero clue what was to be gained by signing this commie globalist shit bill, where as he had everything in the world to gain by vetoing it.

Its like Trump gaslighted his own base and American Citizens and turned up the level to 11.

It makes zero sense.

Wall funding for the fucking Middle East. SMFH.

Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 03:41 PM (mdwk9)

857 Democrats and their media et al have the public so afraid of a shutdown
they think the government would collapse if it occurred.
---
We should be so lucky.

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2018 03:42 PM (XQvuQ)

858

NEHI-PEACH-SODA FODDY-FI!!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 23, 2018 03:42 PM (pYqXv)

859 He chose poorly, and we're gonna pay the price. But its not the end.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:40 PM (39g3+)

Part of me thinks there's something going on behind the scenes that forced his hand on this. Just wishful thinking tinfoil hattery, I know, but I've got a hunch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 03:42 PM (AURKQ)

860 Fen, we all picture you in a tight sweater. Don't break the spell.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2018 03:40 PM (fuK7c)

Yep

Fen is in a 50's type sweater and poodle skirt with white Keds sneakers
Hair in a ponytail
Enjoying a lollipop

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:42 PM (hMwEB)

861 I'm not so much angry as disappointed. I thought Trump was going to be diffwrent. He's not. I dont care if he wins a twitter war with Biden. I care that he renegged on his signature campaign issue. He is a politician after all.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:42 PM (UxMDQ)

862 Fen, we all picture you in a tight sweater. Don't break the spell.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2018 03:40 PM (fuK7c)

And don't forget the short, short, pleated skirt.

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at March 23, 2018 03:42 PM (8iiMU)

863 The GOP is stupid, or desperate

They've left Trump with no recourse but to rely only on his base


Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:40 PM

So then it's probably best to piss on his base then. SMFH.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 03:42 PM (7qnb5)

864 Was it a mistake for Trump to sign the 6-month budget bill?
====
I think the shiff is hitting the fan sometime in early april.

he needed some breathing room.

Posted by: simplemind at March 23, 2018 03:42 PM (TOUEK)

865 853 So the people a few weeks ago that were lecturing us over the difference in the muzzle velocity between an AR-15 and a pistol are now advocating ROCKS!?!?!?
Posted by: Dwayne


Someone's family member own a rock quarry.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:41 PM (TUUTu)

I think its a GREAT idea...

Job security... I can put Pebbles through College!

Posted by: Fred Flintstone... at March 23, 2018 03:42 PM (NgKpN)

866 5 bucks will win you 1 this thread won't make 1K
Posted by: Skip

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:43 PM (TUUTu)

867 I'm a little tea pot, short and stout.
Here is my handle, here is my spout.







My spout is circumcised.

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 03:43 PM (gbWkA)

868 >>>222 "It's like when your old-a** parents are like, 'I don't know how to send an iMessage,' and you're just like, 'Give me the f**king phone' and you take it and you're like, 'OK, let me handle it,' and you get it done in one second," Hogg said.

Kid would do that in my household exactly ONCE.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (LOgQ4)

Thread-winner. And life-winner.

Posted by: m at March 23, 2018 03:43 PM (U6XUk)

869 I thought Trump was going to be diffwrent (sic)"

Yeah, he's the same as Hillary...

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2018 03:43 PM (7LY+6)

870 Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:42 PM (hMwEB)

Oh, no. Awful. Just awful. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:43 PM (tpDAe)

871 The Anti-Christ will show up wearing a turtle neck.

Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 03:43 PM (mdwk9)

872 849 That was little messy. Now to tee up that infrastructure bill.
Posted by: Trump at March 23, 2018 03:41 PM (r9UYA)

Later dude, let's do that unlawful gun confiscation. You can do it and say you'll never do it again. That seems to work on the gomers

Posted by: Schumer at March 23, 2018 03:43 PM (VWsDy)

873 845
The GOP is stupid, or desperate



They've left Trump with no recourse but to rely only on his base






Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:40 PM (hMwEB)



Hah.

"And" works, too.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 03:43 PM (Dp6qK)

874 Paging willow, willow to the white courtesy phone please.....

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 03:43 PM (TWAQb)

875 NEHI-PEACH-SODA FODDY-FI!!!!



Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 23, 2018 03:42 PM (pYqXv)

DRINK EACH 45, COLT 45, with the dynamite taste

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2018 03:43 PM (M+Lyo)

876 5 bucks will win you 1 this thread won't make 1K
Posted by: Skip

Posted by: rickb223

Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 03:44 PM (QQ+il)

877 Next week:

Recently installed Trump minions in the district courts eviscerate the new omnibus bill, rendering it nigh on useless for anything but wiping one's nether regions. We can play that game too, Hawaii Judge #7.

(heh. Ok, maybe not. But i'll enjoy that flight of fancy for a moment anyway.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2018 03:44 PM (AURKQ)

878 Angry, bitter little fuckstick. His parent must be assholes too.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 23, 2018 03:44 PM (xqfqx)

879 813 I wonder if this thread will reach 1000 comments.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 03:36 PM (WTo7q)

Ace seems to have taken my advice about getting drunk.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 23, 2018 03:44 PM (RD7QR)

880 The Golden Scalp Weasel's twatter has fallen strangely quiet.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 03:44 PM (r9UYA)

881 Kid would do that in my household exactly ONCE.


Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 23, 2018 02:16 PM (LOgQ4)

i'm imagining you wouldn't even mind putting an end to it on TV either, for all the world to see.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:44 PM (o7tuA)

882 Posted by: Secret Square at March 23, 2018 03:39 PM (+HoK2)

+1000

You get to the heart of the matter that people here are self-selected. I do not claim to be a spokesman for Trump's Base. I couldn't with any honesty claim I speak for anyone but me.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Use Misery Marinade for Your Next BBQ! at March 23, 2018 03:45 PM (hLRSq)

883 Serious question for the usual suspects degending Trump...where are the great negotiating skillz I kept hearing about? And come to think of it what did Trump ever negotiate, other than getting out of $1b debt he couldnt repay?

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:45 PM (UxMDQ)

884 5 bucks will win you 1 this thread won't make 1K
Posted by: Skip

Posted by: rickb223
Posted by: Grump928


At least we're trying!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:45 PM (TUUTu)

885 866 5 bucks will win you 1 this thread won't make 1K
Posted by: Skip

Depends on what your definition of 1K is

Posted by: Billy at March 23, 2018 03:45 PM (VWsDy)

886 Those that came out of the hills and voted for ANYONE for the first time in decades, voted for Trump.

Next election, they will stay in the Hillz.


And that is ultimately why I am so sad today, after expressing anger.

I have done two things in my life, watched Bush 1's political career melt after he proclaimed "Read My Lips, No New Taxes!".


And I passed 3rd grade arithmetic. Take away those Hillz voters, and re-run your calculator.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 03:45 PM (UsCnO)

887 Racist NFL player Michael Bennett indicted for assault on a elderly paraplegic man.

https://tinyurl.com/ybrlsujf

Posted by: josephistan at March 23, 2018 03:45 PM (7HtZB)

888 Oh well, first real Friday I had in a long time, at least so far not working tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 03:45 PM (aC6Sd)

889 Hogg;s dad is FBI, mom is a teacher.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 03:28 PM (W+vEI)
..........

So she's doing his classmates and he can't find his car keys?

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 03:45 PM (HgMAr)

890 888

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:46 PM (hMwEB)

891 You know how we say ' just think of what they would say if a Republican had done X ' .

Well that's what I've seen with people with Trump.

If any other Republican President had the hires or done or said some of the things Trump has done he would have long ago been persona non grata.

That said I have always expected him to disappoint at times but the good has far outweighed the bad thus far and I will continue to support him fully.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 03:46 PM (2DOZq)

892 DRINK EACH 45, COLT 45, with the dynamite taste"

Olde English 800.

Feel the Power.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2018 03:46 PM (7LY+6)

893

PEACH-COBBLER FODDY-FI!!!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 23, 2018 03:46 PM (pYqXv)

894 1K is 1,000

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 03:46 PM (aC6Sd)

895 However the group at risk of violence differs in each scenario.

Its like my favorite quote from The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe:

"Aslan is a lion--the Lion, the great Lion."
"Ooh" said Susan. "I'd thought he was a man. Is he-quite safe? I shall feel rather nervous about meeting a lion"
"Safe?" said Mr Beaver "Who said anything about safe? 'Course he isn't safe. But he's good."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:46 PM (39g3+)

896 You know what we need to disprove this gun argument: A mass shooting with BOLT-action rifles.
The act itself would blow up in the tyrants' faces.

Posted by: Delaforce at March 23, 2018 03:35 PM (Lx5HN)


Charles Whitman.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 23, 2018 03:46 PM (wB8Tg)

897 Come ooooon.....people.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:46 PM (o7tuA)

898 Whoa. Not just elderly but paraplegic.

That's one bad mother.

Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 03:46 PM (QQ+il)

899 damn skip for breaking my streak

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:46 PM (hMwEB)

900 I've heard the following theory about why people don't have kids anymore. They know their kids will be as bratty and disrespectful to them as they were to their parents. Would Hogg want to raise a child that would behave this way towards him? The Frankenstein that turned on its creator.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 23, 2018 03:47 PM (/qEW2)

901 DRINK EACH 45, COLT 45, with the dynamite taste"

Olde English 800.

Feel the Power.
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Schlitz Malt Likker Bull!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:47 PM (TUUTu)

902 880 The Golden Scalp Weasel's twatter has fallen strangely quiet.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 03:44 PM (r9UYA)


Trump got blindsided by this...

Now... who in the administration is supposed to be keeping track of what Congress is doing???

Would that be... the Chief of Staff??? John Kelly?

Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 03:47 PM (NgKpN)

903 862 Fen, we all picture you in a tight sweater. Don't break the spell.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2018 03:40 PM (fuK7c)

And don't forget the short, short, pleated skirt.

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at March 23, 2018 03:42 PM (8iiMU)

You just described a USC song girl. Nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 23, 2018 03:47 PM (+087i)

904 1K is 1,000


1024

Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 03:47 PM (QQ+il)

905 That's one bad mother."

Watch your mouth!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2018 03:47 PM (7LY+6)

906 900
I've heard the following theory about why people don't have kids
anymore. They know their kids will be as bratty and disrespectful to
them as they were to their parents. Would Hogg want to raise a child
that would behave this way towards him? The Frankenstein that turned on
its creator.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 23, 2018 03:47 PM (/qEW2)

You're assuming he knows what parts to put where to achieve a child.

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 23, 2018 03:47 PM (37IEG)

907 887 Racist NFL player Michael Bennett indicted for assault on a elderly paraplegic man.

https://tinyurl.com/ybrlsujf
Posted by: josephistan at March 23, 2018 03:45 PM (7HtZB)


#ThugLivesMatter

#JustNotVeryMuch

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 23, 2018 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

908 HuffPo and Kos are celebrating. Tells you all you need to know about what happened today.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:47 PM (UxMDQ)

909 900 I've heard the following theory about why people don't have kids anymore. They know their kids will be as bratty and disrespectful to them as they were to their parents. Would Hogg want to raise a child that would behave this way towards him? The Frankenstein that turned on its creator.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 23, 2018 03:47 PM (/qEW2)

Easier answer: Kids are fucking expensive.

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 23, 2018 03:48 PM (+087i)

910 I've been thinking about this for a while.

There is ONE chance Trump can pull it out.

Complete de-nuclearization of the Korean peninsula, without a war. Before November, 2018.



No biggie. Easy peasy.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 03:48 PM (UsCnO)

911 904
1K is 1,000





1024

Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 03:47 PM (QQ+il)

Someone is a programmer.

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 23, 2018 03:48 PM (37IEG)

912 Ace is gonna fuck with us by letting us get to about 975 and then drop a nood on us.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 03:48 PM (TWAQb)

913 You know what we need to disprove this gun argument: A mass shooting with BOLT-action rifles.
The act itself would blow up in the tyrants' faces.

Posted by: Delaforce

_________


Even better, what about a mass killing with actual flintlock rifles?

Posted by: Maritime at March 23, 2018 03:48 PM (lKmt3)

914

PEACH-BRANDY FODDY-FI!!!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 23, 2018 03:48 PM (pYqXv)

915 1K is 1,000


1024"

No, it's approx 1340 or so...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2018 03:48 PM (7LY+6)

916 This here's the story of Minnie the moocher...

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 03:49 PM (gbWkA)

917 So why are we listening to a wet behind the ears kid who isn't out of school yet? Maybe the founders should have set age limits upwards if this was the case.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 03:49 PM (aC6Sd)

918 HuffPo and Kos are celebrating. Tells you all you need to know about what happened today.
Posted by: #neverskankles


BFD.
They celebrate every time Maxine Waters says "Impeach!"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:49 PM (TUUTu)

919 I'm Reading Your Lips.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM (UsCnO)


While skipping over the obvious.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 03:49 PM (Dp6qK)

920 Someone is a programmer.


There are 10 types of people in this world ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 03:49 PM (QQ+il)

921 Even better, what about a mass killing with actual flintlock rifles?
Posted by: Maritime at March 23, 2018 03:48 PM (lKmt3)

Boston Massacre

Posted by: Jollyroger at March 23, 2018 03:49 PM (+087i)

922 So where was the fight, the negotiations? That's the best he could do? With both houses, that's on him. For a guy who's such a great negotiator he sure got his ass handed to him.

Nobody wins every fight and the only perfect man on this planet was Jesus Christ. This was a stupid move, but its not the last move.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:49 PM (39g3+)

923 818 - I have not showed up to the polls since Romney's defeat and don't plan to. If that makes me "objectively pro Dem," I don't give a shit. I've been 29 for a while now and while slow I finally caught onto the fact that the GOP only pretends to represent me and pretends poorly at that. I've reached the "we have to destroy this village to save it" stage of party membership. I'm not showing up to the polls based on "ZOMG, vote for us, or the other party will forcibly gay-marry your children in ceremonies presided over by tranny imams" fundraising letters sent out by the very party that rolled over on every cultural issue I can think of. In order for anything conservative to get done, the GOP as it presently exists has to be destroyed root and branch. Electing a real conservative here and there does nothing.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 23, 2018 03:49 PM (c6UIl)

924 Yes, the NRA is running scared from this kid. Sure.

So, how many new members have they gotten in the last month?

The neo-Khmer Rouge Youth are the best thing to happen to the NRA. People will join out of spite and not even own a gun.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2018 03:49 PM (RU8Dc)

925 The GOP is stupid, or desperate



They've left Trump with no recourse but to rely only on his base
---
Many of whom he is going to have to earn back.

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2018 03:49 PM (XQvuQ)

926 No Nood is good Nood

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 23, 2018 03:49 PM (FZYNt)

927 Easier answer: Kids are fucking expensive.
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 23, 2018 03:48 PM (+087i)
------
And smelly.

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 03:49 PM (MVjcR)

928 Now... who in the administration is supposed to be keeping track of what Congress is doing???

Would that be... the Chief of Staff??? John Kelly?
====
that's what all the turmoil with Kelly's assistant domestic assault, the leaks, hope hicks etc has been about. Overwhelm the whitehouse with BS and while freeing up the schmucks in congress to screw things up.

Posted by: simplemind at March 23, 2018 03:49 PM (9A5tK)

929 Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:45 PM (UxMDQ)

Thanks for posting . It quite revelatory, every time

NeverSkankles. Maybe. Never Trumper. Perhaps.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:50 PM (tpDAe)

930 Complete de-nuclearization of the Korean peninsula, without a war. Before November, 2018.



No biggie. Easy peasy.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 03:48 PM (UsCnO)

Yeah..... because I'm more worried about North Korea, than the Illegal who stole my Bicycle 2 months ago...

Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 03:50 PM (NgKpN)

931 Many of whom he is going to have to earn back.

Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2018 03:49 PM (XQvuQ)

which good for us and good for the country

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:50 PM (hMwEB)

932 After the capitulation today, NoKo's leaders are popping champagne. The great negotiator cant negotiate his way out of a paper bag. But he will show Un he's super cereal and stuff.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:50 PM (UxMDQ)

933 letting us get to about 975 "

So that's well past 1,000 in metric, so we're good...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2018 03:50 PM (7LY+6)

934 DRINK EACH 45, COLT 45, with the dynamite taste"

Olde English 800.

Feel the Power.
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Schlitz Malt Likker Bull!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:47 PM (TUUTu)


DRINK EACH 45 !

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2018 03:50 PM (M+Lyo)

935 ====
I think the shiff is hitting the fan sometime in early april.

he needed some breathing room.
Posted by: simplemind at March 23, 2018 03:42 PM (TOUEK)

Thats my gut feeling too. Theres
Other big stuff going on that he needs military ready for.

Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2018 03:51 PM (OXhOY)

936 This here's the story of Minnie the moocher...

I understand that she was a red-hot hoochie coocher

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:51 PM (39g3+)

937 813 I wonder if this thread will reach 1000 comments.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 23, 2018 03:36 PM (WTo7q)
........

We could talk about hot dogs.

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 03:51 PM (HgMAr)

938 maybe they promised not to show the Stormy/Trump sex tape, if trump surrendered the nation to the globalists?

Can we have another trillion dollar TARP, to buy/prop up the stock market? And lets double the low wage worker visas ... oh, they did that.

Dow bounced 100 after Trump signed, but on further review, unlimited spending and surrender on the wall is a bad trip. Dow down 400. That wedge broke to the downside, test of 23000 should be coming. imo that sees a bounce but then soon fails, maybe just in time for elections we'll break through 20K. It's a bubble ... Trump should be explaining that investing in pollution and slaves in China is no way to grow American jobs. But he is claiming he made the markets go up. oh well ... we'll see.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2018 03:51 PM (bT8Z4)

939 T-minus 60 and counting all systems go

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 03:51 PM (gbWkA)

940 Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:50 PM (UxMDQ)

Keep on posting, Very revelatory.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:51 PM (tpDAe)

941 To place ones hope on a man leaves one open to disappointment. To place ones hope in a politician ensures one disappointment. The president is the chief executive of a broken system. Until congress and the judiciary is fixed the executive can not be the only functioning branch.

Our country is divided on so many levels. No One person will ever be able to fix this mess.

We are so boned.

Posted by: USNtakim Come and take them! Asshole. at March 23, 2018 03:51 PM (0OmEj)

942 Quick, everybody, cover your lips so Left Coast Dawg can't read them!

Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 03:52 PM (EzdLW)

943

PEACH-SCHNAAPS FODDY-FI!!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 23, 2018 03:52 PM (pYqXv)

944 901 DRINK EACH 45, COLT 45, with the dynamite taste"

Olde English 800.

Feel the Power.
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Schlitz Malt Likker Bull!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:47 PM (TUUTu)

Rocket Fuel malt liquor! Daaaaamn!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 03:52 PM (NWiLs)

945 someone needs to repost the entire thread

Posted by: Rick in SK at March 23, 2018 03:52 PM (FZYNt)

946 Angry, bitter little fuckstick. His parent must be assholes too. Posted by: dananjcon at March 23, 2018 03:44 PM (xqfqx)
=====

I think it is calculated. Look at the $$$$$ Ayers, Dohrn, et al are raking in.

Kid's head is shaped like a stinkbug.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 23, 2018 03:52 PM (MIKMs)

947 Anytime there is a school shooting, the predictable response is a spike gun sales, and NRA memberships.

These kids are a gift to the Republican Senate campaigns in those states Trump crushed it in, with Dems standing for re-election. So much good material captured in their numerous television appearances.

Posted by: TJ at March 23, 2018 03:52 PM (/4oN+)

948 We could talk about hot dogs.
-----
Or beets!

Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2018 03:52 PM (MVjcR)

949 I understand the disappointment

This is not winning.

We were promised so much winning we'd be sick of winning.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:52 PM (hMwEB)

950 Trump took one in the nuts.

You know he hates to be made a fool of.

Some revenge will come, I hope.

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2018 03:52 PM (M+Lyo)

951 >>>1K is 1,000


1024

Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 03:47 PM (QQ+il)


Only in binary schemes ... but even with memory and disc capacity they are starting to quote sizes in base 10 (sneakily). It lets them falsely advertise legally.

It's funny, now even in computers you really can't tell what someone means when they say 25 GB. You think they mean binary but more often than not they mean base ten gigs. So, it's really only a little over 23 GB.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 03:52 PM (8gDQu)

952 Easier answer: Kids are fucking expensive.

True answer: people are selfish and have no vision of the future, and kids require them to pay attention to and care about someone other than themselves and what they can get.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:52 PM (39g3+)

953 Yeah..... because I'm more worried about North Korea, than the Illegal who stole my Bicycle 2 months ago...

Posted by: Don Q.


They'll be baaaack!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 23, 2018 03:53 PM (vcOmj)

954 Re-Post from earlier:

I must apologize to everyone whose prayer requests I haven't updated yet.

I usually respond within hours, if not minutes to prayer requests, but I've neglected my duties recently.

I have read all five new prayer requests and my lack of response is negligible, at best.

Simply know that your requests have been read and that I will send you a corresponding email soon.

I will post them on Sunday, as close to Noon Eastern as possible. OregonMuse also reprints them on Wednesdays in the Gorilla Pundit thread.

I haven't been "myself" for awhile and I figured I'd update The Horde the "why" behind it.

This is NOT a "cry for help"... lol.

I'm still Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel.

-Thank You

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 03:53 PM (Ckg4U)

955 Hogg is what I picture when someone says Cuck.


And also when someone says triangle head

Posted by: LASue at March 23, 2018 03:53 PM (OXhOY)

956 915 1K is 1,000


avoirdupois or troy ??

Posted by: REDACTED at March 23, 2018 03:53 PM (VWsDy)

957 someone needs to repost the entire thread"

But does an embarreling count?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2018 03:53 PM (7LY+6)

958 She was the roughest, toughest frail

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 03:53 PM (gbWkA)

959 If we start on hot dogs then it goes to mustard/ketchup, chile, onions, fried, steamed, t will get messy.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 03:53 PM (aC6Sd)

960 So where was the fight, the negotiations? That's the best he could do? With both houses, that's on him. For a guy who's such a great negotiator he sure got his ass handed to him.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 03:41 PM (7qnb5)

This is what people do not seem to understand. He barely has the House, and he most definitely doesn't have the Senate. It makes no difference whether there is an R or D in front of their name, they are not on the same agenda as the president or the base. They are out to fight him and put him in his place.



Posted by: Jen the original at March 23, 2018 03:53 PM (m0lmR)

961 maybe they promised not to show the Stormy/Trump sex tape, if trump surrendered the nation to the globalists?

It doesn't seem like that much of a Threat, does it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:53 PM (tpDAe)

962 >>Would that be... the Chief of Staff??? John Kelly?

Yes. I would say he should fire his ass but at this point, what does it matter?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 03:53 PM (r9UYA)

963 If this thread reaches 1000 comments, it's because Trump surrendured and betrayed us, and we should never vote for him or any repubican every again!

Posted by: Hands at March 23, 2018 03:53 PM (EzdLW)

964 We could talk about hot dogs.
-----
Or beets!




Pickled beet relish on hot dogs.

Discuss.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2018 03:53 PM (fuK7c)

965 929 Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:45 PM (UxMDQ)

Thanks for posting . It quite revelatory, every time

NeverSkankles. Maybe. Never Trumper. Perhaps.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:50 PM (tpDAe)



Tedious annoying bleating shit. Definitely.


He needs to go tongue the asshole of a syphilitic donkey.

Posted by: buzzion at March 23, 2018 03:53 PM (lKs2v)

966 951
>>>1K is 1,000





1024



Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 03:47 PM (QQ+il)



Only in binary schemes ... but even with memory and disc capacity
they are starting to quote sizes in base 10 (sneakily). It lets them
falsely advertise legally.



It's funny, now even in computers you really can't tell what someone
means when they say 25 GB. You think they mean binary but more often
than not they mean base ten gigs. So, it's really only a little over 23
GB.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 03:52 PM (8gDQu)

And this is why we're down to defending ourselves with rocks in classrooms!

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 23, 2018 03:54 PM (37IEG)

967 Fen, we all picture you in a tight sweater. Don't break the spell.



Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2018 03:40 PM (fuK7c)

And don't forget the short, short, pleated skirt.
==================

and the thong. never forget that!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 23, 2018 03:54 PM (rBnYq)

968 That touches on a question that has been bugging me for a while. How much of what we see online -- be it at Farcebook or Twatter, news/opinion websites, and blogs (including this one) -- is truly an accurate depiction of what the general public thinks, vs. a reflection of a minority who are using it as a platform?

Posted by: Secret Square at March 23, 2018 03:39 PM (+HoK2)


Social media tends to attract and amplify people's negative emotions. I mean, manufacturer's forums are mainly complaints, right?

Blogs are social media.

Oops, I think I said a thing.

It is interesting to note that, according to fairly serious social scientist Jonathan Haidt, the neuroticism (sensitivity to negative emotions) scores of the Social Media Generation are radically higher than previous.

It seems we're in the midst of a massive civilizational experiment.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 23, 2018 03:54 PM (wB8Tg)

969 I haven't been "myself" for awhile and I figured I'd update The Horde the "why" behind it.

--

great
even Slap is transitioning now

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:54 PM (hMwEB)

970 David Hogg

Looks a little like Wil Wheaton

Smell a little like a sweaty sock.

Acts a lot like he's being well paid.

Thanks George Clooney!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 23, 2018 03:54 PM (vcOmj)

971 Keep on posting, Very revelatory.

Pretty sure he's actually Bill Kristol in disguise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:54 PM (39g3+)

972 avoirdupois or troy ??"

Schliemann

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2018 03:54 PM (7LY+6)

973 It's hard to believe that the party that is fueled by hatred of white people as their core issue is so successful and might even retake the house. I just don't see how that's possible. It's like a movie or something.

Posted by: Max Power at March 23, 2018 03:54 PM (q177U)

974 NOT YET 1000

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 23, 2018 03:54 PM (RD7QR)

975 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:54 PM (39g3+)

Wouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:54 PM (tpDAe)

976 Old and busted: A puny handgun cannot stop an AR-15 fully automatic assault weapon with the thing that goes up - so we must ban all teachers from carrying guns in school to protect students!

New and Hawt!: A bunch of kids with rocks are totes the equal of a psycho with an AR-15 so let's arm the kids with rocks!.

Which reminds me of "It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" where everyone gets candy trick or treating but Charlie Brown gets a rock:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tIhwITwhSg

heh.

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (Fb9aZ)

977 Easier answer: Kids are fucking expensive.
=====
Safety rules no longer permit you to load 6 kids in the back of a station wagon to roll around on the floor while you take the turns at high speed.

You gotta buy a metric S ton of shiff for a kid. Not to mention college education. Its pretty intimidating. Especially if you are 25 and your employment is not completely stable. So you wind up delaying until 30's, then your window is tighter for other reasons. Its almost as if someone planned disincentives to having kids. I mean, for the first couple years, the smell alone is enough. Not to mention the lack of sleep. Thank God for nose blindness and coffee.

Posted by: simplemind at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (6WxFz)

978 Hogg's only hope is to be Ellsworth Toohey.

Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (QQ+il)

979 -Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:54 PM (hMwEB)

Don't
You
Dare.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (Ckg4U)

980
So where was the fight, the negotiations? That's the best he could do? With both houses, that's on him. For a guy who's such a great negotiator he sure got his ass handed to him.



The Constitution says budgets and spending bills are done in the congress . The executive branch doesn't have a lot of leverage in that area genius

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (lKyWE)

981 952 Easier answer: Kids are fucking expensive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:52 PM (39g3+)


Now you tell me

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (VWsDy)

982 Only a few more to go! We can do it!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (NWiLs)

983 that's what all the turmoil with Kelly's assistant domestic assault, the leaks, hope hicks etc has been about. Overwhelm the whitehouse with BS and while freeing up the schmucks in congress to screw things up.

Posted by: simplemind at March 23, 2018 03:49 PM


A mention of Hope Hicks without obligatory link?
For shame.

https://pixel.nymag.com/___s/fashion/daily/2017/11/08/japan/08-
hope-hicks-tuxedo-japan.nocrop.w710.h2147483647.jpg

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (LOgQ4)

984 Well, at 980 now

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (vcOmj)

985 If we start on hot dogs then it goes to mustard/ketchup, chile, onions, fried, steamed, t will get messy.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 03:53 PM (aC6Sd)
.........

Boobehs, then.

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (HgMAr)

986 Sooo close to 1,000 I can taste it!!

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (Fb9aZ)

987 Trump is a genius. This bill is awwsome. Long live Ttump.
- usual suspects

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (UxMDQ)

988 1K is 1,000


avoirdupois or troy ??
Posted by: REDACTED


Laden or unladen?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (TUUTu)

989 985
If we start on hot dogs then it goes to mustard/ketchup, chile, onions, fried, steamed, t will get messy.



Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 03:53 PM (aC6Sd)

.........



Boobehs, then.

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (HgMAr)

Don't forget the thong

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (37IEG)

990 "C'mon Bug Thread....Fly!"

- Lt. Comm Thompson

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (jY5O6)

991 *throws spitball at Slap*

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (hMwEB)

992 It's funny, now even in computers you really can't tell what someone
means when they say 25 GB. You think they mean binary but more often
than not they mean base ten gigs. So, it's really only a little over 23
GB.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 03:52 PM (8gDQu)

And this is why we're down to defending ourselves with rocks in classrooms!
Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 23, 2018 03:54 PM (37IEG)

Wasn't there an old joke about WW3 being fought with Nuclear Weapons...

and WW4 would be fought with rocks...

How did we skip 3?

Posted by: Don Q. at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (NgKpN)

993 Dow bounced 100 after Trump signed, but on further review, unlimited spending and surrender on the wall is a bad trip. Dow down 400. That wedge broke to the downside, test of 23000 should be coming. imo that sees a bounce but then soon fails, maybe just in time for elections we'll break through 20K. It's a bubble ... Trump should be explaining that investing in pollution and slaves in China is no way to grow American jobs. But he is claiming he made the markets go up. oh well ... we'll see.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2018 03:51 PM (bT8Z4)

SPX closes right at the 200. Will there be a bounce Monday? Tune in and find out.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (TWAQb)

994 My son's best friend was in the 101st Airborne and served two tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. Hogg, you aren't fit to hold his jock strap punk.

That media outlets are giving little bossy airtime is telling.

Fuck off stupid and go back to class.

Posted by: Cheri at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (oiNtH)

995 Hofmann hot dogs Syracuse, NY The best! hofmannsausage.com

Posted by: Archer at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (gbWkA)

996 I could really use a DOJ IG report right about now. Or a gin and tonic. "Or", "and"...sometimes I get both!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (rBnYq)

997
Damn Pixy stole my lower case i m g

https://pixel.nymag.com/IMGs/fashion/daily/2017/11/08/japan/08-
hope-hicks-tuxedo-japan.nocrop.w710.h2147483647.jpg

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (LOgQ4)

998 c'mon boys, get me to 1000 again

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (FZYNt)

999 Missed it by that much...

heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (7LY+6)

1000 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (TUUTu)

1001 999

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (hMwEB)

1002 1,000

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (Fb9aZ)

1003 1000

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (Dp6qK)

1004 The Constitution says budgets and spending bills are done in the congress . The executive branch doesn't have a lot of leverage in that area genius


Other than the veto.

wait ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (QQ+il)

1005 bwaaahahahahahahah

Posted by: Damned Yankee at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (37IEG)

1006 *sob*

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (hMwEB)

1007 My tablet gets goofy with this many comments

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (aC6Sd)

1008 Hogg's only hope is to be Ellsworth Toohey.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Toohey!

Posted by: Howard Roark at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (vcOmj)

1009 Trump had to sign this, a shut down would hurt the stock market.

Oh wait

We might be in a bear market and not know it yet. Things just got too hot, too fast. Hopefully just a correction.


Posted by: Maritime at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (lKmt3)

1010 damn!

Posted by: Publius Redux at March 23, 2018 03:57 PM (Fb9aZ)

1011 STILL NOT 1000

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 23, 2018 03:57 PM (RD7QR)

1012 *smokes cigarette*

Posted by: Grump928(C) pushes the pile at March 23, 2018 03:57 PM (QQ+il)

1013 and the thong. never forget that!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 23, 2018 03:54 PM


Fen does not wear a thong, and if she does, she surely is not going to confirm or deny it here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2018 03:57 PM (ctuyM)

1014 They've left Trump with no recourse but to rely only on his base
---
Many of whom he is going to have to earn back.
Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2018 03:49 PM

Yep. Good luck.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 03:57 PM (7qnb5)

1015 Racist NFL player Michael Bennett indicted for assault on a elderly paraplegic man.

Bennett's an asshole and I hope this costs him a shitload of money, but who the hell hires an elderly paraplegic as a security guard?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 23, 2018 03:57 PM (O5Q3r)

1016 843 If you don't give up your guns, I can't have any pudding!

Posted by: David "Attention" Hogg at March 23, 2018 03:40 PM (Dn4Uq)


How can you have any pudding if you won't beat yer meat!!


Wait, I don't think....

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 23, 2018 03:57 PM (7UW64)

1017 Boobehs, then.

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (HgMAr)

Don't forget the thong



Thongs are fairly useless on boobehs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 23, 2018 03:57 PM (fuK7c)

1018 Would that be... the Chief of Staff??? John Kelly?

Yes. I would say he should fire his ass but at this point, what does it matter?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 03:53 PM (r9UYA)

Blaming John Kelly because he didn't properly inform Trump of things we have been discussing on this thread for past few days? That's like Obama saying he was unaware until he read it in the newspaper.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 23, 2018 03:57 PM (2DOZq)

1019 The Constitution says budgets and spending bills are done in the congress . The executive branch doesn't have a lot of leverage in that area genius

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (lKyWE)


With budgets - the way it's supposed to be done that we have now totally abandoned - the President generally presents his budget to the Congress, first, as a starting point.

Even Barky used to do this. He had the distinction of being the only President that I have ever heard of who had budget proposals actually receive 0 yea votes. He did that a few times. They were total jokes ... and the Congress just went on with ignoring the budget idea and presenting continuing resolutions, one after another after another.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (8gDQu)

1020 *throws spitball at Slap*"
-Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (hMwEB)

*HAH!*

You don't throw a spitball. You blow it through a straw.

I instantly regret that last sentence.

I pre-denounce all of you.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (Ckg4U)

1021 2000 easy with group

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (M+Lyo)

1022 Only in binary schemes ... but even with memory and disc capacity they are starting to quote sizes in base 10 (sneakily). It lets them falsely advertise legally.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2018 03:52 PM (8gDQu)


Oh, hard drives have been like that pretty much forever.

It's kind of like how a 2x4 isn't 2" x 4".

I wonder if the advertised width of a Roman wagon's wheelbase was exaggerated, and people had to struggle to fit things in wagons because of it. I would not be at all surprised.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (wB8Tg)

1023 This Hogg idiot is a lot like Kevin Williamson. Except more hair, younger, opposite side of political spectrum, and maybe dumber.

Posted by: RioBravo at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (QlyN5)

1024 Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 23, 2018 03:54 PM

Fen does not wear a thong, and if she does, she surely is not going to confirm or deny it here.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March




so commando?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (MTjB1)

1025 That touches on a question that has been bugging me for a while. How much of what we see online -- be it at Farcebook or Twatter, news/opinion websites, and blogs (including this one) -- is truly an accurate depiction of what the general public thinks, vs. a reflection of a minority who are using it as a platform?

Social media is, right now at least, grossly overestimated in its significance and meaning. Stupid, easily swayed people believe that social media outcry is hugely important and represents a gigantic section of the populace, its like polling back in the early 20th century when it was kind of new.

Eventually, companies and politicials will figure out that its a very loud, very passionate, but very small and meaningless voice. That most of the outcry is fake and ginned up, like someone printing off 5,000 copies of a petition to send to a congressman. But for now, its possible to manipulate entertainment, education, policy, and even law by buying lots of fake accounts to retweet and post what you want said.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (39g3+)

1026 1000
Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at March 23, 2018 03:56 PM (TUUTu)
.........

Classic!

Posted by: wth at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (HgMAr)

1027
It's like when your know-it-all little GenY high schooler is just standing on the side of the road with his thumb up his ass and you're all like, "Don't just stand there, grab the lug wrench and loosen the nuts while I position the jack," and they're all like "Da-Duh, Duuuuh, what?"

Posted by: Sphynx at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM (OZmbA)

1028 1000 is a nood... man so close.

Posted by: USNtakim Come and take them! Asshole. at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM (0OmEj)

1029 Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (UxMDQ)

Very revealing.

Please suggest that one of Soros' organizations give you some reading skills before you come back. Nobody said any of that, except that I believe nobody here wants Trump to meet an early demise-unless you do.

Adios-

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM (tpDAe)

1030 kind of like how a 2x4 isn't 2" x 4".

I wonder if the advertised width of a Roman wagon's wheelbase was exaggerated, and people had to struggle to fit things in wagons because of it. I would not be at all surprised.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March




or a quarter pounder is not a quarter pounder.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM (MTjB1)

1031 976
Old and busted: A puny handgun cannot stop an AR-15 fully automatic
assault weapon with the thing that goes up - so we must ban all teachers
from carrying guns in school to protect students!

New and Hawt!: A bunch of kids with rocks are totes the equal of a psycho with an AR-15 so let's arm the kids with rocks!.

Which
reminds me of "It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" where everyone
gets candy trick or treating but Charlie Brown gets a rock:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tIhwITwhSg

heh.


What the HELL do you think your shotgun is for?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 23, 2018 04:00 PM (UsCnO)

1032 More house dems voted for the bill than republicans. So of course Trump HAD to sign it. But next time! Don't make me pull this swamp over! #winning. Fuck it. I'm going to finish some shit and have a bourbon, not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2018 04:00 PM (7qnb5)

1033 Looks like a certain someone owes the hoard a pitcher of non-alcoholic pina colodas

Posted by: Laura at March 23, 2018 04:00 PM (VWsDy)

1034 >>996 I could really use a DOJ IG report right about now.
#twoweeks

Posted by: Under Fire at March 23, 2018 04:01 PM (r9UYA)

1035 You don't throw a spitball. You blow it through a straw.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: Spitball slingshotted via a rubberband stretched between two fingers at March 23, 2018 04:01 PM (ctuyM)

1036 Lets scale the nood

Posted by: Braveheart at March 23, 2018 04:02 PM (VWsDy)

1037 or a quarter pounder is not a quarter pounder.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM


It's a Royale with Cheese.

Posted by: France at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (ctuyM)

1038 -Posted by: Spitball slingshotted via a rubberband stretched between two fingers at March 23, 2018 04:01 PM (ctuyM)

You are illegitimate.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (Ckg4U)

1039 "Hogg;s dad is FBI, mom is a teacher.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 23, 2018 03:28 PM (W+vEI) "

wasn't she a CNN producer?

Posted by: DanMan at March 23, 2018 04:03 PM (XTiHL)

1040 1015
Racist NFL player Michael Bennett indicted for assault on a elderly paraplegic man.

Bennett's
an asshole and I hope this costs him a shitload of money, but who the
hell hires an elderly paraplegic as a security guard?


=================

So happy the Seahawks traded him last month.


But even this isn't helping much with the other news of the day.


Still, thanks for trying..........

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 04:04 PM (UsCnO)

1041 Posted by: Duncanthrax at March

so commando?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 23, 2018 03:58 PM (MTjB1)

Wel, you fellows do make me laugh, and a laugh is a needed thing today. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 04:05 PM (tpDAe)

1042 He is such an arrogant little pr*ck. Acting as if kids are smarter than their parents, adults, and grandparents.

Society is in such horrible shape. Respect your elders is a thing of the past with the new generations. Just because they can send a message? Or use a phone?



========

This is more identity politics, as with feminists or blacks. Break up families and communities by encouraging people's natural tendency to self-pity and group narcissism.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 23, 2018 04:05 PM (/qEW2)

1043 sock off

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 23, 2018 04:05 PM (mpXpK)

1044 Don't fuckin' ask what old-ass adults can do for this country;
Ask what those old-ass adults can do for you.

Posted by: John F-Bomb Kennedy at March 23, 2018 04:06 PM (NjN1G)

1045 You don't throw a spitball. You blow it through a straw.
Posted by: Slapweasel,
====
Ha ha ha that's what you know. How'd I get into the Hall of Fame?

Posted by: Gaylord Perry at March 23, 2018 04:06 PM (rbDo4)

1046 and the thong. never forget that!


Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live from the gulag! at March 23, 2018 03:54 PM (rBnYq)

Or forget it entirely.

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at March 23, 2018 04:06 PM (8iiMU)

1047 Anyway, can't stay to be the 1000 poster and will miss the splendiferous prize, so I'm just going to post a few cute things:

https://tinyurl.com/ybkml6of

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 04:08 PM (tpDAe)

1048 I've got a fucking pen and a fucking phone.

Posted by: Barack Hogbama at March 23, 2018 04:09 PM (NjN1G)

1049 Bringing some humor to geometry class:

https://tinyurl.com/ybwypyf2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 04:10 PM (tpDAe)

1050 I guess they gave a crayfish a last smoke before they stuck in the pot:

https://tinyurl.com/ycw8q44y

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 04:12 PM (tpDAe)

1051 Trump is a genius. This bill is awwsome. Long live Ttump.
- usual suspects
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (UxMDQ)

Nobody said that. Let the meth pipe cool off.

Posted by: Monk at March 23, 2018 04:13 PM (mdwk9)

1052 Give me that fucking phone Sheriff Coltrane, that old ass Uncle Jessie has the Duke boys fucking up Hazard County!

Posted by: Boss Hogg at March 23, 2018 04:14 PM (NjN1G)

1053 987
Trump is a genius. This bill is awwsome. Long live Ttump.

- usual suspects

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (UxMDQ)

1029
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 23, 2018 03:55 PM (UxMDQ)



Very revealing.



Please suggest that one of Soros' organizations give you some
reading skills before you come back. Nobody said any of that, except
that I believe nobody here wants Trump to meet an early demise-unless
you do.



Adios-

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 03:59 PM (tpDAe)


OK, I'll bite.
How does one get #nevers post into a Soros-funded comment?

Because I don't. I do see humorous, black comedy, the kind of sarcasm jokes when people are standing around counting the dead bodies tell each other, instead of screaming at the sky like a Pink Pussy Hatter at an antiTrump march.

But since I have no sense of history, or can't seem to count voters who supported Trump, I'm willing to learn........

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 04:14 PM (UsCnO)

1054 Mother of baby with Downs Syndrome-baby won the Gerber Baby Contest-says world is full of love she hadn't expected:

https://tinyurl.com/yaocexk7

Bye for now!

Onto to 1000 lucky ASHQ winner! :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 04:16 PM (tpDAe)

1055 791
I worked extensively with several "Unified
school systems" in the 90's and oughts. The administrations were
uniformly liberals, the rank-and-file teachers were reliably
conservative.

Posted by: West at March 23, 2018 03:31 PM (7Fa8Y)

If only here in phoenix. Might still be teaching.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2018 03:33 PM (o7tuA)

Well, I did only have to work with the ones who actually had a clue/ were doing something. Might have been an effective filter.

Posted by: West at March 23, 2018 04:16 PM (7Fa8Y)

1056 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 23, 2018 04:14 PM (UsCnO)

Don't have a problem with your posts. You're not "neverskankles", are you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 23, 2018 04:19 PM (tpDAe)

1057 I'll kill some time here.

"Gun inside the book trick"??

If he had a book, that would be suspicious.

I think you can buy a book on the internet titled "How to Hide a Gun Inside a Book" that comes pre-hollowed out.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 23, 2018 04:20 PM (RuIsu)

1058 Not sure if anyone has already said it, but:

There are a lot of things you can replace the stones with that would work better. Large ball bearings. Ninja stars (if the kids are trained). Pointed sticks...

Posted by: RobM1981 at March 23, 2018 04:23 PM (oeqMh)

1059 Actually Davey boy, it a f**king republic..

Posted by: Cheshirecat at March 23, 2018 04:23 PM (8i5iQ)

1060 270 "Every classroom has been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone. If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks and they will be stoned," said Dr. David Helsel.

This is the stupidest thing in the history of the Republic.

On the contrary, the university I used to work at told the faculty to throw their shoes at an active shooter.

... My particular department was a theatre department, so we were quite well supplied,but still.

Posted by: Razell at March 23, 2018 04:28 PM (+6fd3)

1061 You know when you say "give me the 'f*ing phone' and your father clocks you with the back of his hand, right in the teeth, because you said 'f*ing phone' to your mother?"

Yeah, that's what would actually happen if his metaphor applied to my Democracy.

People have died for this, Mr. Hogg (great name).

Many of us are willing to risk that, again.

You think that we're going to hand your our "phone" just because you know a naughty word?

How quaint.

You can pick your teeth up when I say you can. They're over there, on the floor by the window...

Posted by: RobM1981 at March 23, 2018 04:29 PM (oeqMh)

1062 Also, what kind of Luddite used a 5 gallon bucket, when he could use an 18.9 liter bucket instead?

Posted by: Downcast at March 23, 2018 04:34 PM (1mpdO)

1063 "We need a PNWMoMe."

Yes.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 23, 2018 04:35 PM (jWe5r)

1064 Can't worry about France. By this time next year Trump's impeachment trial will be underway. And he is as much to blame as anyone.

Trouble is there is no new world to flee to now.

Posted by: George LeS at March 23, 2018 04:52 PM (+TcCF)

1065 I hate that little s#it and his "old a** parents" and "give me the F'ing phone." There is an amazing lack of respect among younger people. If you want to start a S#itstorm on Reddit, ask 'em about sending thank you notes for gifts.

I know two parents (both single moms, BTW) who have daughters (one 16, one 22) who are the spawn of Satan. Potsmoking shoplifting, defiant, tantrum-throwing slobs who want to run their own lives but want mom to pay for everything.

I am so glad I didn't have kids. It seemed ridiculous to go through all that to extrude a full time job for 18 years that I could never quit, that would cost several hundred thousand dollars and that would have very uncertain outcomes.

Posted by: vivi at March 23, 2018 04:59 PM (11H2y)

1066 "In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience." - Oscar Wilde

Fortunately my wife and I had our kids in a time before the culture devolved so. They are 34 and 31 years old, parents themselves, and good, upstanding, and self-sufficient human beings.

Wife and I will take some of the credit. Hogg's parents deserve a decent amount of the blame for him.

Posted by: steve walsh at March 23, 2018 05:26 PM (uR9Yf)

1067 He's probably been bullying kids since he was in kindergarten. And he'd like them not to be able to fight back, especially with a gun. Zero tolerance, ya know. I wonder how many innocent kids he tormented who then pooped his ass one and ended up getting suspended for doing so. Zero tolerance, ya know. While he snickered at them as they got suspended. Pos.

Posted by: Stephanie at March 23, 2018 05:56 PM (eLvFT)

1068 He looks like a skinny pompous rich kid who is likely a bully. Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame ya prick.

Posted by: Luna Sea FLA at March 24, 2018 05:11 AM (zro1A)

1069 Oh my goodness! Impressive article dude! Thanks, However I am having issues with your RSS.
I don't know the reason why I can't subscribe to it.
Is there anybody having the same RSS problems? Anyone that knows the answer will you kindly respond?
Thanks!!

Posted by: classic mercedes at March 24, 2018 08:32 AM (0woiv)

1070 Hogg little fascist Kate Moss look alike

Posted by: Yeah at March 24, 2018 09:18 AM (hRgjY)

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