DC Councilman: I'm Sorry That I Proclaimed That the Jews Control the Weather

The media only covers leftwing Democrat conspiracy theories briefly and begrudgingly.

Had this been a Republican-- woah, Nelly. Katie bar the door.

A Washington, D.C., lawmaker apologized on Sunday after he posted a video promoting a conspiracy theory that the weather is controlled by Jewish financiers.
"I work hard everyday to combat racism and prejudices of all kinds. I want to apologize to the Jewish Community and anyone I have offended," Councilman Trayon White Sr. (D) said in a statement to The Washington Post.

He had posted a video wherein he claimed that weather was controlled by rich Jewish families like the Rothschilds.

"Man, it just started snowing out of nowhere this morning, man. Y'all better pay attention to this climate control, man, this climate manipulation," White said in a video on his official Facebook page. "And D.C. keep talking about, 'We a resilient city.' And that’s a model based off the Rothschilds controlling the climate to create natural disasters they can pay for to own the cities, man. Be careful."

Remember when I said if this were a Republican conspiracy theory, the media would be more dogged in pursuing the story, instead of giving it one day Page B14 coverage?

Well, the Washington Post covered it -- probably for the last time -- but decided to add the "context" of rightwing conspiracy theories, for no good reason.

Conspiracy theories alleging nefarious plots by elites such as the Rothschilds and Rockefellers -- as well as other boogeymen such as the illuminati and Freemasons -- have increasingly bobbed to the surface of American politics in recent years.
The Republican Party's 2012 platform embraced what had previously been fringe fears of a 1992 United Nations environmental accord known as Agenda 21, stating that it was "erosive of American sovereignty." Assertions that the pact was cover for a global plot had become popular among tea party groups battling local, state and federal environmental regulations.
Speculation that high-ranking Democratic Party officials, including former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, were involved in a child sex-trafficking ring run out of a D.C. restaurant led to the infamous "Pizzagate" episode in December 2016. A North Carolina man showed up with a Colt AR-15 military-style rifle and a .38-caliber Colt revolver at Comet Ping Pong, a pizza joint in Northwest Washington, saying he planned to investigate the allegations.

Do you think the next time a rightwinger pushes a conspiracy theory, they'll add in this leftwing blame-the-Jews Weather Control conspiracy theory, for "context"?

I don't -- as I said, I think you'll never hear of this again. Down the memory hole.

If they wanted to add "context," they could have added Farrakhan's recent ravings about the Jews controlling everything, and Democratic congressmen refusing to denounce his anti-semitic rants.

And noted that maybe this gives aid and comfort to other anti-semitic black politicians.

But for some reason I couldn't even guess at, that didn't occur to the Washington Post.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:30 PM

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1 But for some reason I couldn't even guess at, that didn't occur to the Washington Post.
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It's almost like there's a partisan agenda behind every news story or something.

Posted by: JC at March 19, 2018 06:25 PM (mJXUS)

2 Jesus WAS Jewish.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 19, 2018 06:25 PM (dDMQ9)

3
Farrakhan-like.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:25 PM (pNxlR)

4 'We a resilient city.'

grammar!

correct: 'We BE a resilient city.'

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 19, 2018 06:25 PM (RKQ/v)

5 Oh right. read the content why don't i!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 19, 2018 06:26 PM (70cRb)

6
Pay no attention to those Joooos behind that squall libe curtain of rain!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:26 PM (pNxlR)

7
Begun the Jooostorms have.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:27 PM (pNxlR)

8 th!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:27 PM (pNxlR)

9 th! (Again!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:28 PM (pNxlR)

10 It's all that shape shifting. It screws up the weather. That and all that blood from the Catholic babies.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2018 06:28 PM (7UW64)

11 new winter storm has a name: Toby

As in, RABBI Toby, if you get my drift

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 19, 2018 06:28 PM (RKQ/v)

12 I'm still waiting for all of those Jewish bankers on Wall St. to turn up the thermostat. Six months of winter is fucking enough!

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2018 06:28 PM (bJ0w+)

13 Meanwhile, the most pro-Jewish president we've ever had - who's top advisers are Jewish and who has a Jewish son-in-law - is routinely being accused of anti-semetism from the press.

Posted by: JC at March 19, 2018 06:28 PM (mJXUS)

14 Would love to hear Imam Brennan's thoughts. Inshallah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

15 "I work hard everyday to combat racism and prejudices of all kinds. I
want to apologize to the Jewish Community and anyone I have offended,"
Councilman Trayon White Sr. (D) said in a statement to The Washington
Post.

Yeah, ya know who else worked hard every day to combat racism and prejudices?

These people are unbelievable.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 19, 2018 06:28 PM (70cRb)

16 th! (Still more opportunities)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:28 PM (pNxlR)

17 th! (Cutting it close!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:29 PM (pNxlR)

18 You will never hear a antisemitic story on MSM

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2018 06:29 PM (aC6Sd)

19 th! (I can do this all day, but what would it prove?)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:29 PM (pNxlR)

20 Wait, they don't? I am disappointed!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:29 PM (7qnb5)

21 How does J.J. find the time to control the weather and do the morning report??

Posted by: IC at March 19, 2018 06:29 PM (a0IVu)

22 Well in his defense, after reading his entire apology, he is a fuckin idiot.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 06:29 PM (5y11N)

23 Kinda leaves you wondering why these black folks just don't seem to get ahead in life, don't it?

There is a tiny segment of the black population that is every bit as crazy as the craziest white folk.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2018 06:30 PM (7UW64)

24 If Jews really controlled the weather they wouldn't have to move down to Florida after they retired.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2018 06:30 PM (LiyEm)

25 Google bomb his assets ?

Posted by: Adriane the Algorithm Critic ... at March 19, 2018 06:30 PM (AoK0a)

26 Again if I was going to choose one group to control the weather machine it probably would be the crafty Joo.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:30 PM (39g3+)

27 How does J.J. find the time to control the weather and do the morning report??

Posted by: IC at March 19, 2018 06:29 PM (a0IVu)

JOOS have superpowers and are shape shifters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

28 Are the Jews secretly releasing extra CO2 into the atmosphere? I hear that's what's causing all the global warming.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 19, 2018 06:30 PM (pvjTE)

29 18 You will never hear a antisemitic story on MSM

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2018 06:29 PM (aC6Sd)

Sure, right up until you do.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2018 06:30 PM (7UW64)

30 If Jews really controlled the weather they wouldn't have to move down to Florida after they retired.
Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2018 06:30 PM (LiyEm)

Outstanding...I am gonna steal that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 06:30 PM (5y11N)

31 Flynn is back.

And he has a score to settle, according to one close friend.

"I think he is gearing up to name names," Flynn's confidant said. "He knows where many political bodies are buried in D.C. and what does he have to lose? Nothing."

Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2018 06:30 PM (e8kgV)

32 (I can do this all day, but what would it prove?)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

That you have a LISP?

Posted by: Adriane the Algorithm Critic ... at March 19, 2018 06:31 PM (AoK0a)

33
If Jews really controlled the weather they wouldn't have to move down to Florida after they retired.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2018 06:30 PM (LiyEm)

Possible early thread winner?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

34 If you can say and do things, and there are no consequences for doing so, I'd say that sounds like "privilege."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 19, 2018 06:31 PM (l9m7l)

35
Plus he was wrong, I know who controls the weather, but I'm not saying.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2018 06:31 PM (r+sAi)

36 Shape Shifting and Weather Controlling are among our better qualities, yes.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 06:31 PM (F/aYH)

37 Worthy of a "Hank Johnson" award, this one is....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 19, 2018 06:31 PM (uDcBt)

38 That's nothing. The left has been surviving on a conspiracy theory that Trump partnered with Putin to rig the 2016 election despite having zero evidence while there is an abundance of evidence that Hillary and Obama actually did work with Russians to try and rig the 2016 election.

How long do you think it will take them to start claiming they never actually believed that Trump was working with Putin?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2018 06:31 PM (/tuJf)

39 'Conspiracy theorist' is being very generous. Completely fucking stupid would be more accurate.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2018 06:31 PM (2z74n)

40 my local news constantly quotes the wash post.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 19, 2018 06:31 PM (N0sw0)

41 There is a tiny segment of the black population that is every bit as crazy as the craziest white folk.

To be fair we seem to keep our really crazy white folks away from the reins of power. Except in California :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2018 06:31 PM (39g3+)

42 28 Are the Jews secretly releasing extra CO2 into the atmosphere? I hear that's what's causing all the global warming.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 19, 2018 06:30 PM (pvjTE)

First it was cow farts, now it's Jew farts, next thing you know, it'll be Polish farts and then Catholic farts, and in the end, the whole world is gonna be 240 degrees F and smell like an outhouse.

You just watch and see.

Cracker.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2018 06:32 PM (7UW64)

43 And yet, Jews flock to the Democrat party.
I know, not all.

Posted by: navybrat at March 19, 2018 06:32 PM (w7KSn)

44 Good thing he didn't bring up the fact obama was born in Kenya, they would have been all over that.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 19, 2018 06:32 PM (+Dllb)

45 Councilman Trayon White Sr. (D)

The D was a waste of electrons.

A known known.

Posted by: golfman at March 19, 2018 06:32 PM (48QDY)

46 Would one of our wealthy consersvative Jewish friends PLEASE buy the Weather Channel?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

47 Still half a foot of snow on the ground. Can someone recommend a good Jew to do something about this?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:32 PM (7qnb5)

48 >>If Jews really controlled the weather they wouldn't have to move down to Florida after they retired.

You trying to keep us out of Del Boca Vista?

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 06:32 PM (F/aYH)

49
That you have a LISP?
Posted by: Adriane the Algorithm Critic ... at March 19, 2018 06:31 PM (AoK0a)

Nope! I was in a target-rich string of comment numbers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:32 PM (pNxlR)

50 You know why we're getting all this snow, don't you? THE JOOS!!!

Posted by: O'Brien at March 19, 2018 06:32 PM (O5Q3r)

51 Jooooooos!!11

Posted by: BCUZREASONS!! at March 19, 2018 06:32 PM (/gzCf)

52 19 th! (I can do this all day, but what would it prove?)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

That you sir, are a great American!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at March 19, 2018 06:33 PM (0UCQh)

53 Nation of Islam alumni?

btw, the CBC has been very quiet lately. Never a good sign.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 06:33 PM (r9UYA)

54
I wish the Jooz would just collect their money and decide whether there's going to be snow tomorrow or not. First it's on, then it's off, now it's on.

I guess I'll have to wait to see who calls out of work tomorrow.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 19, 2018 06:33 PM (LOgQ4)

55 I can do a rain dance whenever I feel like it ... so don't piss me off, pale-face.

Posted by: Lizzie ~~Borden~~ Warren at March 19, 2018 06:33 PM (8gDQu)

56 Worthy of a "Hank Johnson" award, this one is....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 19, 2018 06:31 PM

South Florida is about to tip over from all those Joos!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:34 PM (7qnb5)

57 Here's a conspiracy theory for you, WashPost, you brave bastards: Trump got the Russians to throw him the win over Hillary.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 19, 2018 06:34 PM (5OEn4)

58 33If Jews really controlled the weather they wouldn't have to move down to Florida after they retired.

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2018 06:30 PM (LiyEm)

Early Bird specials.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 19, 2018 06:34 PM (70cRb)

59
my local news constantly quotes the wash post.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 19, 2018 06:31 PM (N0sw0)

We have a liberal Jewish guy who has taken over as general manager of the most popular local TV station.

I just had to switch to Fox, because he was giving glowing praise to the Children of the Pod. Also, "his" station complained about the cost of putting down a red carpet for Mike Pence's St. Patrick's Day visit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 06:35 PM (ptqGC)

60 Does this douche wear a bowtie?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 06:35 PM (r9UYA)

61 wait, ping pong pizza, is that a filipino place?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:35 PM (MTjB1)

62
Pssst! Joooos have cornered the road salt market - pass it on!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:35 PM (pNxlR)

63 OT/ Side Bar article:

I blast the media because I want journalism back, not because I want to get rid of it. What we have in the main is not journalism, it is tabloid propaganda.

So yes Brian, I want to flush CNN and replace it with an actual journalistic entity. Not the evil clown shop you all are currently running.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 06:35 PM (MtNHs)

64 Why won't anyone give me credit for controlling the weather?

I have a great evil laugh.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 19, 2018 06:35 PM (Ckg4U)

65
Jews also control the steps.

Posted by: Hillary with the broken ankle at March 19, 2018 06:35 PM (r+sAi)

66 btw, the CBC has been very quiet lately. Never a good sign.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 06:33 PM (r9UYA)

Well it's supposes to snow here on Wednesday. It's his day to work

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 06:35 PM (5y11N)

67 Does this douche wear a bowtie?
Posted by: Under Fire at March

well, if he does it is a clip on tie.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:36 PM (MTjB1)

68 I'd like to speak with some of my Jewish horde-lings about the weather here in N. WI. Can you help a moron out? I'm just asking for a measly 10 degrees more. Nothing radical.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 06:36 PM (3fxCO)

69 The weather is too damn high!

Posted by: Weather is too damn high guy at March 19, 2018 06:36 PM (sXefu)

70 Do you think the next time a rightwinger pushes a conspiracy theory, they'll add in this leftwing blame-the-Jews Weather Control conspiracy theory, for "context"?

I don't think the "Jews control the weather" falls under the rubric of a conspiracy theory. I categorize it more under the label "totally batshit insane retarded musing". I put it with Calypso Louie's Mother Ship and space aliens.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2018 06:36 PM (8gDQu)

71 Jews also control the steps.

Posted by: Hillary with the broken ankle at March 19, 2018 06:35 PM (r+sAi)

And those sneaky Hindus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

72 This guy can barely put a sentence together. I read his original comments. He must have got some real heat and hired a PR company to put together his apology.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 19, 2018 06:36 PM (U+nHb)

73

Washpo added that to give its idiot readers Talking Points to use against anyone who would ever bring this up.

Posted by: Soothsayer Is Going There at March 19, 2018 06:36 PM (v2bko)

74 >>60 Does this douche wear a bowtie?

Posted by: Under Fire

Actually he does.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 06:36 PM (r9UYA)

75 I have a loser brother in law who is all about the "illuninati" and chemtrails! etc. etc. And yes. I've often fantasized about hitting him in the face with a baseball bat. My wife won't let me though. He's the reason I drink at family events. Well, not the only reason, but the main one.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:36 PM (7qnb5)

76 So... he thought Dick Cheney was Jewish?

What an idiot!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 19, 2018 06:37 PM (NgKpN)

77 Heh. Fusion GPS and its fellow travelers have already accused Teh Joos of being pawns in Putin's plot against America and Felonia:

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/373529.php

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 19, 2018 06:37 PM (fA1SL)

78 Jooz. There's nothing they can't do, except pay full retail.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 06:37 PM (NWiLs)

79 This guy can barely put a sentence together. I read his original comments. He must have got some real heat and hired a PR company to put together his apology.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 19, 2018 06:36 PM (U+nHb)

But he has a cute bow tie....cough cough

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 06:37 PM (5y11N)

80 >47
Still half a foot of snow on the ground. Can someone recommend a good Jew to do something about this?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:32 PM (7qnb5)<

Deeper in the woods. Gathering sap is challenging.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 06:37 PM (3fxCO)

81 >> I have a loser brother in law who is all about the "illuninati" and chemtrails!

He doesn't know about the Sikh?

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2018 06:38 PM (F/aYH)

82 kneegrow?

Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2018 06:38 PM (gbWkA)

83 Jooz. There's nothing they can't do, except pay full retail.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 06:37 PM (NWiLs)

Well that part is true.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 06:38 PM (5y11N)

84 It snowed the other day here and none of the joos showed up for work! Coincidence?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:38 PM (7qnb5)

85 70 Do you think the next time a rightwinger pushes a conspiracy theory, they'll add in this leftwing blame-the-Jews Weather Control conspiracy theory, for "context"?

I don't think the "Jews control the weather" falls under the rubric of a conspiracy theory. I categorize it more under the label "totally batshit insane retarded musing". I put it with Calypso Louie's Mother Ship and space aliens.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2018 06:36 PM (8gDQu)

All seriousness aside I agree with you.

BTW: am I guilty of believing in a conspiracy theory in believing Al Gore made himself stinky, filthy rich peddling falsehoods?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 19, 2018 06:38 PM (nBr1j)

86 This guy can barely put a sentence together. I read his original comments. He must have got some real heat and hired a PR company to put together his apology.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March

well, you get the government you deserve.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:38 PM (MTjB1)

87
In other words, Washpo should've titled its coverage piece on this "How To Argue With People When They Mention How Anti-Jew and Crazy Democrats Are, Especially Black Democrats.

Posted by: Soothsayer Is Going There at March 19, 2018 06:38 PM (v2bko)

88 >>>Jews also control the steps.

Posted by: Hillary with the broken ankle<<<

UBC doesn't translate well into Hindi, you fat, ugly, drunken whore.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2018 06:39 PM (bJ0w+)

89
He's the reason I drink at family events. Well, not the only reason, but the main one.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:36 PM (7qnb5)

Gift him a spray bottle of diluted vinegar at every possible opportunity. Tell him the 2nd Amendment grants himthe right to bear whatever arms he requires to fight his foes, both seen and unseen.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:39 PM (pNxlR)

90 There is a tiny segment of the black population that is every bit as crazy as the craziest white folk.

Posted by: tcn in AK

Define tiny.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 19, 2018 06:39 PM (BaM28)

91 >>75 I have a loser brother in law who is all about the "illuninati" and chemtrails! etc. etc.

Does he have squirrels in his head juggling kitchen knives?

Posted by: Robert Barone at March 19, 2018 06:39 PM (r9UYA)

92 Well, don't the juuuszz cause the snow to fall? That old money has had a lot of time to think this stuff through, as opposed to some kid from a drug infested neighborhood. I can't really fault his paranoia at this point. They've had 70 years to come clean on UFO's, after all.

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 06:39 PM (EaQ6/)

93
BTW: am I guilty of believing in a conspiracy theory in believing Al Gore made himself stinky, filthy rich peddling falsehoods?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 19, 2018 06:38 PM (nBr1j)

Nope. That's like acknowledging the sky is blue, water is wet and Hillary isn't POTUS.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 06:39 PM (NWiLs)

94 >87

In other words, Washpo should've titled its coverage piece on this
"How To Argue With People When They Mention How Anti-Jew and Crazy
Democrats Are, Especially Black Democrats.<

'Sup Soothie.

Posted by: Sexy Monkey at March 19, 2018 06:39 PM (3fxCO)

95 Mollie Hemingway doesn't allow other panelists to get away with smokescreens.

I still love her. I want to lick her brain.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 19, 2018 06:39 PM (Ckg4U)

96 I have a loser brother in law who is all about the
"illuninati" and chemtrails! etc. etc. And yes. I've often fantasized
about hitting him in the face with a baseball bat. My wife won't let me
though. He's the reason I drink at family events. Well, not the only
reason, but the main one.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:36 PM (7qnb5)

Regarding your earlier comment about your glitter hate, my very liberal SiL (the life coach) sent out a "save the date" notice before her last marriage.

Yep, it was full of glitter. As if I didn't have reason enough to hate her, I was cleaning glitter off the kitchen floor and counters for days.

This same Hillary! worshiper told us after her first divorce:

"I don't know how to vote anymore since I divorce ___________."

*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

97 Jews also control the steps.

Posted by: Hillary with the broken ankle at March 19, 2018 06:35 PM (r+sAi)

And those sneaky Hindus.

Call your mother!

Posted by: Hinjoos at March 19, 2018 06:40 PM (0UCQh)

98 My conspiracy theory is that the Washington Post deliberately hires reporters with the specific intention of keeping their combined IQ below that of Jeff Bezos. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 19, 2018 06:40 PM (nBr1j)

99 If someone told me the Jews were controlling the weather, I'd lmao, and then say they were doing a terrible job of it.

How do people like this get any respect? Between the stoopid and racism of this statement, I don't understand how he has a job.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 06:40 PM (MtNHs)

100 99 If someone told me the Jews were controlling the weather, I'd lmao, and then say they were doing a terrible job of it.

How do people like this get any respect? Between the stoopid and racism of this statement, I don't understand how he has a job.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 06:40 PM (MtNHs)

He's playing to his base of retarded anti-Semites.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 06:41 PM (NWiLs)

101 Amon Goeth: They cast a spell on you, you know, the Jews. When you work closely with them, like I do, you see this. They have this power. It's like a virus.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 19, 2018 06:41 PM (n+6mJ)

102 How do people like this get any respect? Between the stoopid and racism of this statement, I don't understand how he has a job.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 06:40 PM (MtNHs)

He was elected. LOL

Shit you walked right into that one!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 06:41 PM (5y11N)

103 101 Amon Goeth: They cast a spell on you, you know, the Jews. When you work closely with them, like I do, you see this. They have this power. It's like a virus.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 19, 2018 06:41 PM (n+6mJ)

You start manically couponing and developing weird cravings for gefilte.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 06:42 PM (NWiLs)

104 Wasn't it the jooz that invented the wrist-breaking bathtub? Plans within plans.

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 06:42 PM (EaQ6/)

105 I have a loser brother in law who is all about the "illuninati" and chemtrails! etc. etc.

Does he have squirrels in his head juggling kitchen knives?

Posted by: Robert Barone at March 19, 2018 06:39 PM

I'm afraid to ask him. I ignore him as much as possible. Everything in his life is not his fault. My favorite is his railing against the "illuminati" controlling everything and the government spraying people with chemtrails and stuff in the water to keep everyone in control and oppressed. I really want to say, gee. Maybe it's not that. Maybe because you have a shitload of felonies from your drug days and you're a lazy ass fucking loser. Pass the potatoes.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:43 PM (7qnb5)

106
Yep, it was full of glitter. As if I didn't have reason enough to hate her, I was cleaning glitter off the kitchen floor and counters for days.

Our kids' orthodontist's office did that with the last payment reminder -- for both kids. I made the air very blue both times as I was the one who opened the envelope.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:43 PM (pNxlR)

107 DC Councilman: I'm Sorry That I Proclaimed That the Jews Control the Weather

It's ghetto science!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:43 PM (YqDXo)

108 Rotherdam grooming gang survivor

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/291695/

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2018 06:43 PM (LiyEm)

109 So, day ending in "y" ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 19, 2018 06:43 PM (e11dj)

110 107 DC Councilman: I'm Sorry That I Proclaimed That the Jews Control the Weather

It's ghetto science!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:43 PM (YqDXo)

Teh Joo weathermasters threatened his family.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 06:43 PM (NWiLs)

111 You will never pay full retail at my store. Except for today and tomorrow.

Thank you! Come again!

Posted by: Apu Hinjoo at March 19, 2018 06:44 PM (0UCQh)

112 Regarding your earlier comment about your glitter hate, my very liberal SiL (the life coach) sent out a "save the date" notice before her last marriage.

Yep, it was full of glitter. As if I didn't have reason enough to hate her, I was cleaning glitter off the kitchen floor and counters for days.

This same Hillary! worshiper told us after her first divorce:

"I don't know how to vote anymore since I divorce ___________."

*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 06:40 PM

Yea, that's another check in the hate column! I open Christmas cards like a trump family member.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:44 PM (7qnb5)

113 The former councilman of Coucilman White's district? Marion Barry.
That should explain some things.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 19, 2018 06:44 PM (O5Q3r)

114 > Maybe it's not that. Maybe because you have a
shitload of felonies from your drug days and you're a lazy ass fucking
loser. Pass the potatoes.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:43 PM (7qnb5)<

OK that cinches it. We need to pull the trigger on a Upper Midwest MoMee.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 06:44 PM (3fxCO)

115 Jews also control the steps.

They control the vertical and the horizontal.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2018 06:45 PM (yQpMk)

116 >>I'm afraid to ask him. I ignore him as much as possible. Everything in his life is not his fault. My favorite is his railing against the "illuminati" controlling everything and the government spraying people with chemtrails and stuff in the water to keep everyone in control and oppressed. I really want to say, gee. Maybe it's not that. Maybe because you have a shitload of felonies from your drug days and you're a lazy ass fucking loser. Pass the potatoes.

If he has a cat named Miss Puss Puss keep an eye on him. He can't be trusted.

Posted by: Robert Barone at March 19, 2018 06:45 PM (r9UYA)

117 And call your mother!

Posted by: Apu Hinjoo at March 19, 2018 06:45 PM (0UCQh)

118 He was elected. LOL

Shit you walked right into that one!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 06:41 PM (5y11N)

Well, it was supposed to be rhetorical...

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 06:45 PM (MtNHs)

119
We had control of the weather until those Greek homos stole it from us and then sold it to those rotten Joooos!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:45 PM (pNxlR)

120 I'm afraid to ask him. I ignore him as much as possible. Everything in his life is not his fault. My favorite is his railing against the "illuminati" controlling everything and the government spraying people with chemtrails and stuff in the water to keep everyone in control and oppressed. I really want to say, gee. Maybe it's not that. Maybe because you have a shitload of felonies from your drug days and you're a lazy ass fucking loser. Pass the potatoes.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:43 PM (7qnb5)

You can resist the temptation to mess with him?

(Looks overhead nervously.) "What's with that cloud? It wasn't there before that plane passed overhead. It looks ... odd ... very odd. Don't you think?"

Then start scratching yourself all over, and then twitching periodically.

Yeah. I'm a piece of work, with a sick sense of humor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

121 97 Jews also control the steps.

Posted by: Hillary with the broken ankle at March 19, 2018 06:35 PM (r+sAi)

And those sneaky Hindus.

Call your mother!
Posted by: Hinjoos at March 19, 2018 06:40 PM (0UCQh)

You mean the steppes, don't you?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 19, 2018 06:45 PM (nBr1j)

122 We have decided that we are going to sue B'nai Brith for the drought that California suffered for so many years. There was a lot of economic damage and it's about time that the guilty party pays.

Posted by: Jerry Brown at March 19, 2018 06:45 PM (8gDQu)

123 If Jews really have super powers, then shouldn't we make deals with them instead morons like this guy?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2018 06:46 PM (Uv2+Q)

124 What is a chemtraill?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2018 06:46 PM (tpDAe)

125 Teh Jooz have always controlled the steppes.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khazars

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 19, 2018 06:46 PM (fA1SL)

126 28 Are the Jews secretly releasing extra CO2 into the atmosphere? I hear that's what's causing all the global warming.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 19, 2018 06:30 PM (pvjTE

Climate is not weather! Wait, wut?

Posted by: America-hating marixist tools at March 19, 2018 06:46 PM (extUd)

127 110 107 DC Councilman: I'm Sorry That I Proclaimed That the Jews Control the Weather

It's ghetto science!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:43 PM (YqDXo)

Teh Joo weathermasters threatened his family.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 06:43 PM (NWiLs)

"You're on the list, buddy!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:46 PM (YqDXo)

128 Regarding your earlier comment about your glitter hate, my very liberal SiL (the life coach) sent out a "save the date" notice before her last marriage.

Yep, it was full of glitter. As if I didn't have reason enough to hate her, I was cleaning glitter off the kitchen floor and counters for days.

This same Hillary! worshiper told us after her first divorce:

"I don't know how to vote anymore since I divorce ___________."

*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

Has she considered hiring a, y'know, life coach? To help with that serial marriage deal? And her batshitcrazyness?

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2018 06:46 PM (7UW64)

129 Jews also control the steps.

They control the vertical and the horizontal.

The Jewish Khazars controlled the Steppes, once. Maybe they still do....

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 19, 2018 06:46 PM (bZ7mE)

130 David Bowman: "My God, it's full of glitter!"

HAL-9000 : "That's why the Jews told me not to open the door, Dave."

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 06:46 PM (EaQ6/)

131 That's exactly how Jonah Goldberg writes his articles except his disclaimer is , 'to be fair Republicans have also......'.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2018 06:46 PM (2DOZq)

132 If Jews really have super powers, then shouldn't we make deals with them instead morons like this guy?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2018 06:46 PM

They should make a "Super Jew" comic strip.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:46 PM (7qnb5)

133 124-Chemtrail-no final "l"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2018 06:46 PM (tpDAe)

134 124 What is a chemtraill?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2018 06:46 PM (tpDAe)

Catnip for psychotics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:47 PM (YqDXo)

135 This is the day which the Joooz hath made.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2018 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

136
Marion Barry

The librarian from The Music Man with demonstrable ties to Gary, Indiana, arms manufacturer for the world?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:47 PM (pNxlR)

137 I should know better than to try to make sense of crazyhate, but is he saying that the Joos will destroy DC with snow, then buy the now worthless properties to make a Joo city? Do I have that right?

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2018 06:47 PM (ANIFC)

138 Black men! Black women! The Doppler Radar is calling you. The sacred and ancient symbol of your race, since the beginning of time. The Jew is using The Weather as muscle against you. And you are left there helpless. Well, what are you going to do about it, Blood? Just sit there? Of course not! You are going to join with us. The members of the American Socialist Black Peoples' Party, better known as the Democrat Party. An organization of decent, law abiding black folk. Just like you!

Posted by: Gruppenfuhrer Trayon White Sr. at March 19, 2018 06:47 PM (EoRCO)

139
You call this a pastrami sandwich?

You want a hurricane, maybe?

I'll send you so much drizzle, you'll plotz.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 19, 2018 06:48 PM (9q7Dl)

140 Tomorrow is the first day of Spring, and I'm supposed to get snow. If it's not the Jews' fault, then who is it?

Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2018 06:48 PM (sdi6R)

141 I am sorry that I said that the Jews control the weather? That's not true. What is true is that the CIA invented crack to devastate "the community"!

Posted by: Councilman Trayvon White Sr. at March 19, 2018 06:48 PM (O5Q3r)

142 I love S.F.'s weather. I'm Jewish. Conspiracy!!!

Posted by: SFGoth at March 19, 2018 06:48 PM (dZ756)

143 The Masons control the weather and banks, everyone knows that. As a kid I was in DeMolay, and though I never joined the masons, I think my service should at least keep me out of the camps, when they install Hillary. /s

But there are real globalist groups ... CFR, IMF, UN, Bilderberg meetings, EU ... they plot as if they are nations of their own, and seem to even fund private military. And with the close of the USSR, there were a lot of trained agents pouring into the "open market" of crime syndicates.

So while I'm all for mocking these nuts that say the Jews control the weather, we still need to track down the real "conspiracy" of these global governance people (Cronkite/Hillary back in '99) that are making real plans for new currency or for Hillary's "open border hemisphere". We have international banks with their own laws, and they threaten US with contagion.

To me the Zionist stuff is the smoke screen ... there are real shadow people doing what "The Jews" (or "The White Man") are accused of plotting. "They" seem intent on stopping the Brexit/Trump type sovereignty movements. London has fallen, Paris may be lost ... the old Soviet bloc seems to be strong. viva la revolucion.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2018 06:48 PM (bT8Z4)

144 The idiot who thinks the Jooz control the weather is setting policy for DC.

Explains it all, doesn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2018 06:48 PM (oVJmc)

145 124. Ya know the contrails behind high-flying aircraft? A chemtrail is what a delusional paranoid calls them.
Really, we need to get the gang-stalking squads on these guys - pretty sure we're not watching them closely enough.
https://youtu.be/PLqMpnc54j8

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 19, 2018 06:48 PM (fA1SL)

146 Even the leftist Brit media like the Guardian all mocked Farrakhan as a nut when he went to the UK many years ago. It shows the corruption of identity politics in the US MFM that it doesn't happen in the US to marginalize that nut.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2018 06:49 PM (ewxPW)

147 What is a chemtraill?

Those long white cloud like things you see in the sky.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:49 PM (dUJdY)

148 What is a chemtraill?

http://bit.ly/2DFzuDV

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 19, 2018 06:49 PM (yQpMk)

149 He's on to us.

Posted by: HAARPenstein at March 19, 2018 06:49 PM (r9UYA)

150 Mollie Hemingway doesn't allow other panelists to get away with smokescreens.

I still love her. I want to lick her brain.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 19, 2018 06:39 PM (Ckg4U)

You spelled it wrong.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 19, 2018 06:49 PM (HVB7P)

151
124 What is a chemtraill?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2018 06:46 PM (tpDAe)

Mark Trail's brother, who is "transitioning".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:49 PM (pNxlR)

152 99 If someone told me the Jews were controlling the weather, I'd lmao, and then say they were doing a terrible job of it.

How do people like this get any respect? Between the stoopid and racism of this statement, I don't understand how he has a job.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 06:40 PM (MtNHs)

He was elected by people even more stupid and racist than he is, obviously. He was probably the valedictorian at Idi Amin High.

Or he would have been, had he graduated.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:49 PM (YqDXo)

153 Uber killed a pedestrian last night with a self-driving car.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 19, 2018 06:49 PM (dDMQ9)

154 The "context" also made sure to lump his racist ravings with generic conspiracy stuff.

Because every good Intersectional Marxist knows that the oppressed cannot be racist. Unless they are being racist to someone even more oppressed then they are. But that's not their fault.

And of course they made sure to get in a line of an AR-15 being military-style. Becuase civilian = military-style in the style guide.

The goal of modern journalism is achieving the highest possible density of leftist narratives in each article.

Posted by: Sjg at March 19, 2018 06:49 PM (gDSJf)

155 >>>They should make a "Super Jew" comic strip.

Posted by: Minnfide<<<

Didn't they do this already? I thought he runs around thwarting the Foreskin Avenger by circumcising the rubes.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2018 06:49 PM (bJ0w+)

156 I'm pretty sure Jesus is STILL Jewish...but what do I know...

Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2018 06:50 PM (K0z2U)

157 Uber killed a pedestrian last night with a self-driving car.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 19, 2018 06:49 PM (dDMQ9)

Yeah, no one saw that coming. Was there a passenger in the Uber?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

158 >Those long white cloud like things you see in the sky.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:49 PM (dUJdY)<

Water vapor and other things from burning kerosene? But especially water vapor?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 06:50 PM (3fxCO)

159 What is a chemtraill?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2018 06:46 PM

When an aircraft gets to a certain altitude the heat and condensation from the engines leaves a trail of water vapor. The plane makes big long lines in the sky. So when you see the long white lines of water vapor way up that's what he calls chemtrails. I mean the airlines can't fly a fucking dog to San Antonio but they are all apparently in on some big conspiracy to poison us all. I asked him one time what happens when you run your car at minus 20 degrees. Oh, that's different he'll tell you. Again, bourbon helps.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:50 PM (7qnb5)

160 Cheney's heart condition has weakened his grasp. So they made a clever deal and renamed it HAARPberg.

Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2018 06:50 PM (FhXTo)

161 The scary part is that people ELECTED this guy.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 19, 2018 06:50 PM (H+7tw)

162 What is a chemtraill?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2018 06:46 PM (tpDAe)

No, second base

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 06:51 PM (5y11N)

163 Uber killed a pedestrian last night with a self-driving car.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 19, 2018 06:49 PM (dDMQ9)

It was self-defense!

Posted by: Self-Driving Uber Car at March 19, 2018 06:51 PM (8gDQu)

164 "You spelled it wrong."
-Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 19, 2018 06:49 PM (HVB7P)

Smoke screens?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at March 19, 2018 06:51 PM (Ckg4U)

165 60 Does this douche wear a bowtie?

Ugggh! What did I do???

Posted by: Mister Peabody and his boy Sherman at March 19, 2018 06:51 PM (extUd)

166 I knew a Ph.D. candidate from the Middle East who swore up and down that the CIA was controlling the weather back in Derkaderkastan, hence the lousy harvests.

He ended up getting his Ph.D., too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:51 PM (YqDXo)

167 Maybe it's not that. Maybe because you have a shitload of felonies from your drug days and you're a lazy ass fucking loser. Pass the potatoes.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:43 PM (7qnb5)

LOL

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 19, 2018 06:52 PM (HVB7P)

168 This same Hillary! worshiper told us after her first divorce:

"I don't know how to vote anymore since I divorce ___________."

*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

Just tell her she needs to have the same mindless love for her next husband as she does for the D's.

Everything will be Okie-Dokie.

Posted by: golfman at March 19, 2018 06:52 PM (48QDY)

169 Ten bucks says this guy believes in flying pyramids.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 19, 2018 06:52 PM (nu45M)

170 The Jews do not control the weather in DC. They do, however, control it in Hymietown!

Posted by: The "Reverend" Jesse Jackson at March 19, 2018 06:52 PM (O5Q3r)

171 Can you imagine being the passenger in the driverless Uber? Trying to explain to the police how the Uber hit the pedestrian?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 06:52 PM (ptqGC)

172 My daughter and I were flying to ABQ one year and saw what we thought was smoke coming from the engines. We sort of looked at each other then realized it was a chemtrail.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:52 PM (dUJdY)

173 153 Uber killed a pedestrian last night with a self-driving car.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 19, 2018 06:49 PM (dDMQ9)

I saw that. That's the first person to be killed by a self-driving car. Sadly, he'll go down in history alongside the first person to be killed by a train, and the first person to be killed in an airplane.

Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2018 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

174 The 'Right's' crazier congressional conspiracists usually focus on the gold at Fort Knox.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2018 06:52 PM (2DOZq)

175 Ahhh life coaches. Every one that i've met is not someone I want coaching me about anything.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:52 PM (7qnb5)

176 159 What is a chemtraill?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2018 06:46 PM

When an aircraft gets to a certain altitude the heat and condensation from the engines leaves a trail of water vapor. The plane makes big long lines in the sky. So when you see the long white lines of water vapor way up that's what he calls chemtrails. I mean the airlines can't fly a fucking dog to San Antonio but they are all apparently in on some big conspiracy to poison us all. I asked him one time what happens when you run your car at minus 20 degrees. Oh, that's different he'll tell you. Again, bourbon helps.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:50 PM (7qnb5)

This has been going on since the 1940's. I have seen videos of warplanes leaving chemtrails!

Posted by: Mister Peabody and his boy Sherman at March 19, 2018 06:52 PM (extUd)

177 wonder what it would be like to have this guy for a dad? When you are riding in the car with your dad explaining things to you. Son, the reason it is cold outside is because the Jews. The reason the clouds are white is the Jews and Whitey. The reason fish swim the Jews.

Guess the good news for this guys kids is he has probably not ever spent an afternoon with them and won't until Maury says he is the father.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:52 PM (MTjB1)

178 Self-driving cars could prove to be safer than your average driver. But there's a mountain of legal exposure.

And we won't like a world where half the cars act like they're being driven by 80 year-olds

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 19, 2018 06:52 PM (n+6mJ)

179 Miami bridge was designed by an all woman yeam at a Hispanic owned engineering company.

But remember, diversity is our strength.

Also you will never hear about this in the MSM. Google Munilla Construction Agency. Might need to brush up on your espanol first.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 19, 2018 06:53 PM (9rkGZ)

180 I only feel a kind of sadness at this kind of antic. It's like watching a guy miss a free-throw, when the game is on the line. But for him ... it's 2nd cousin to islands tipping over and other sciency stuff that will never, ever, go away. Have a great career!

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 06:53 PM (EaQ6/)

181 What is a chemtraill?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March

Jew thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:53 PM (MTjB1)

182 >>>Uber killed a pedestrian last night with a self-driving car.

>>>Posted by: Sharkman at March 19, 2018 06:49 PM (dDMQ9)

I saw that. That's the first person to be killed by a self-driving car.

Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2018 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

It certainly didn't take long. I'll say that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2018 06:53 PM (8gDQu)

183

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 06:40 PM (MtNHs)

I believe the Mo's (mormons) control it out here in AZ and they're doing a great job.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 19, 2018 06:53 PM (o7tuA)

184 147 What is a chemtraill?

Those long white cloud like things you see in the sky.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:49 PM (dUJdY)

Contrails or vapor trails left behind by jets. The conspiracy folk refer to them as "chemtrails" and insist that they are actually mind-controlling chemicals being sprayed into the atmosphere to weaken our will.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 06:53 PM (NWiLs)

185 >172
My daughter and I were flying to ABQ one year and saw what we thought
was smoke coming from the engines. We sort of looked at each other then
realized it was a chemtrail.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:52 PM (dUJdY)<

I miss the food in ABQ. City, not airport. And also balloon fiesta.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 06:54 PM (3fxCO)

186 Water vapor and other things from burning kerosene? But especially water vapor?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 06:50 PM (3fxCO)

Yep. It's amazing how injecting water vapor into -30 degree temps (C or F, at that temperature they're pretty much the same) instantly generates ice crystals.

Imagine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:54 PM (YqDXo)

187 Morons will not let this nitwit live this down. epic stupidity deserves remembrance.

Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2018 06:54 PM (K0z2U)

188 Ahhh life coaches. Every one that i've met is not someone I want coaching me about anything.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 06:52 PM (7qnb5)

Seems right up there with Community Organizer as a title.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 06:54 PM (MtNHs)

189

Talk about shape-shifting! These momzers can flip from Julius Streicher to Mahatma Gandhi on a dime, and not even a silver dime!

Us Yids got nothing on this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2018 06:54 PM (VM6ev)

190 179 Miami bridge was designed by an all woman yeam at a Hispanic owned engineering company.

But remember, diversity is our strength.

Life is cheap in Rick Scott's Florida.

Cheaper than Disney tickets.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 06:54 PM (r9UYA)

191 Contrails or vapor trails left behind by jets. The conspiracy folk refer to them as "chemtrails" and insist that they are actually mind-controlling chemicals being sprayed into the atmosphere to weaken our will.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 06:53 PM (NWiLs)

I dunno about weakening the population's will. Lowering the population's average IQ, that I'll go for.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:55 PM (YqDXo)

192 178 Self-driving cars could prove to be safer than your average driver. But there's a mountain of legal exposure.

And we won't like a world where half the cars act like they're being driven by 80 year-olds
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 19, 2018 06:52 PM (n+6mJ)

They'll leave the turn signal on, while on the Interstate? Make occupants wear hats?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 19, 2018 06:55 PM (nBr1j)

193
Those long white cloud like things you see in the sky.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:49 PM (dUJdY)

Those are contrails.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 19, 2018 06:55 PM (lKyWE)

194
Miami bridge was designed by an all woman team at a Hispanic owned engineering company.

They huffed chemtrails throughout the entire process.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:55 PM (pNxlR)

195 The conspiracy folk refer to them as "chemtrails" and insist that they are actually mind-controlling chemicals being sprayed into the atmosphere to weaken our will.

Well, that's.......odd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2018 06:55 PM (tpDAe)

196 If she breaks her other arm who wipes her ass?

Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2018 06:55 PM (K0z2U)

197 156 I'm pretty sure Jesus is STILL Jewish...but what do I know...

Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2018 06:50 PM (K0z2U)

It isn't the sort of thing you just stop being.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 19, 2018 06:55 PM (7UW64)

198 181 What is a chemtraill?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March

Jew thing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 06:53 PM (MTjB1)

Their true form when they haven't assumed a corporeal avatar.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 06:55 PM (NWiLs)

199 Uber killed a pedestrian last night with a self-driving car.

Are software companies going to be liable when the vehicles they control have accidents? It certainly shouldn't be the car's owner, should it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2018 06:56 PM (oVJmc)

200 156 I'm pretty sure Jesus is STILL Jewish...but what do I know...

Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2018 06:50 PM (K0z2U)

But he's not really a Jew-Jew...

/s

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2018 06:56 PM (VM6ev)

201
Those are contrails.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 19, 2018 06:55 PM (lKyWE)

Pay him no mind ... he's under their spell!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:56 PM (pNxlR)

202 I guess I could have given a better explanation Fen. lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:56 PM (dUJdY)

203 All the chemtrails are riding around on the backs of turtles.

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 06:56 PM (EaQ6/)

204 Even the leftist Brit media like the Guardian all mocked Farrakhan as a nut when he went to the UK many years ago. It shows the corruption of identity politics in the US MFM that it doesn't happen in the US to marginalize that nut.
Posted by: andycanuck

Farrakhan is pretty untouchable. Really. Too many prominent AA politicians and other AA people are his pals.

From Jesse Jackson to Colin Powell to Barack Obama. He symbolizes giving white Americans the middle finger, and frankly, they all pretty much love that.

And his bodyguards, the Fruit of Islam, are pretty dangerous MoFos. Farrakhan was also once a suspect in the murder of Malcolm X.

Don't be talkin' no jive about Farrakhan, or he and his will come for you!
Ain't American great?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 19, 2018 06:56 PM (vcOmj)

205 >Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2018 06:54 PM (VM6ev)<

C'mon man. just +5 degrees.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 06:56 PM (3fxCO)

206 >>>>Uber killed a pedestrian last night with a self-driving car.

I read there was a Goolag engineer sitting in the passenger seat that didn't do jackshit.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 06:57 PM (r9UYA)

207 puffy white things in sky is water vapor...a greenhouse gas..proof of globull warming

Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2018 06:57 PM (K0z2U)

208 I'm pretty sure Jesus is STILL Jewish...but what do I know...

Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2018 06:50 PM (K0z2U)

Only on his mother's side

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 19, 2018 06:57 PM (5y11N)

209 What is a chemtraill?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March

It's what ChemJeff left behind.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2018 06:57 PM (2DOZq)

210 203 All the chemtrails are riding around on the backs of turtles.
Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 06:56 PM (EaQ6/)

Mitch McConnell is responsible?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 19, 2018 06:57 PM (nBr1j)

211 Yeah, no one saw that coming. Was there a passenger in the Uber?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

There was someone behind the wheel. Other than that, don't know.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 19, 2018 06:57 PM (HVB7P)

212 I dunno about weakening the population's will. Lowering the population's average IQ, that I'll go for.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:55 PM (YqDXo)

The public education system is doing that just fine without the need for airborne chemicals.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

213 179 Miami bridge was designed by an all woman yeam at a Hispanic owned engineering company.

But remember, diversity is our strength.

Also you will never hear about this in the MSM. Google Munilla Construction Agency. Might need to brush up on your espanol first.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 19, 2018 06:53 PM (9rkGZ)

Best comment I saw on the FIU bridge fiasco: "Well, the bridge stayed up for a few minutes. What do you want, partial credit?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:57 PM (YqDXo)

214 Miami bridge was designed by an all woman team at a Hispanic owned engineering company.

They huffed chemtrails throughout the entire process.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:55 PM (pNxlR)

This makes more sense than the DC Too Hater.

Posted by: golfman at March 19, 2018 06:57 PM (48QDY)

215 179 Miami bridge was designed by an all woman yeam at a Hispanic owned engineering company.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 19, 2018 06:53 PM (9rkGZ)

That's Homophobic! It should have been designed by a team of queer transsexual lesbians of color!!1!1

Posted by: Social Justice Progtard at March 19, 2018 06:57 PM (H+7tw)

216 lol Krebs.. I kind of fell down on that one. I know they are contrails. I was going for the quick explanation but, as I said, fell a bit short.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 06:57 PM (dUJdY)

217 209 What is a chemtraill?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March

It's what ChemJeff left behind.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2018 06:57 PM (2DOZq)

Did he chemtrail in elevators?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 19, 2018 06:58 PM (nBr1j)

218 198. Mr. Book and Mr. Night agree.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 19, 2018 06:58 PM (fA1SL)

219 i wonder if he comments at zerohedge?

Posted by: concrete girl at March 19, 2018 06:58 PM (N0sw0)

220 Da Joos are pretty damn schmart! Not only can they control the weather, but they're able to build weapons that only kill women and children!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at March 19, 2018 06:58 PM (rdl6o)

221 Yeah. I'm a piece of work, with a sick sense of humor.

You don't have to be crazy to comment here,
but it helps.

Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2018 06:58 PM (FhXTo)

222 I'm pretty sure Jesus is STILL Jewish...but what do I know...

Posted by: torabora at March 19, 2018 06:50 PM (K0z2U)

Only on his mother's side
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Of course Jesus was a Jew.

Jesus thought His mother was a virgin, and His mother thought He was God.

*rimshot!*

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 19, 2018 06:59 PM (vcOmj)

223 203 All the chemtrails are riding around on the backs of turtles.
Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 06:56 PM (EaQ6/)

What's underneath the turtles? (sets you up for the spike)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 06:59 PM (YqDXo)

224 Chemtrails are Thetans. First identified by Scientologists. They take up residence in you and you get rid of them by auditing and spending thousands of dollars on learning levels.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 06:59 PM (MtNHs)

225 it is hard to find younger people that have been red-pilled to the Soviet march through the institutions, and the PC religion including global warming crap ... that do not also lean toward believing the whole chem-trail, or moon landing was fake, or that "no planes hit the towers", etc.

But I do have increasing awareness of the willingness of the left to kill us, and believe they would indeed leave kids vulnerable to score political points.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2018 06:59 PM (bT8Z4)

226 The other chemtrail-like phenomenon is called Steve. https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8tt6qnu

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 07:00 PM (EaQ6/)

227 We've had a much cooler-than-normal March here in coastal GA. But I'm loving it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 07:00 PM (ptqGC)

228 are there online classes on weather control 101?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 19, 2018 07:00 PM (hMwEB)

229 If the Jewish Financiers control the weather could someone please ask them nicely to send the latest freaking Nor'easter that were supposed to get Tuesday night until Wednesday out to sea?

J/K

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2018 07:00 PM (tpDAe)

230 An anagram for Trayon White, Sr. is "Y It Trans Whore?".

Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 19, 2018 07:01 PM (aId/R)

231 Whamm-O! That's very clever, young man, but it's turtles ALL THE WAY DOWN! ba-boom!

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 07:01 PM (EaQ6/)

232 222. Nonsense. He's a Rican. He thinks his mother is a virgin, no father anywhere around, and in constant trouble with the law.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 19, 2018 07:01 PM (fA1SL)

233 It will be near freezing at night here on the coast this week. Which is weird, but I'm not complaining.

Can the Joos keep the hurricanes away?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 07:01 PM (ptqGC)

234 Miami bridge was designed by an all woman team at a Hispanic owned engineering company.

They huffed chemtrails throughout the entire process.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 06:55 PM (pNxlR)

I though I also read somewhere that the "skool" had the pedestrian bridge built in the first place to keep the young pioneers "safe" as they walked to attend their indoctrination classes.

Only in Florida.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 19, 2018 07:01 PM (EoRCO)

235 While you're manipulating the weather JJ, would you mind doing something about the drought conditions here in FL?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 07:01 PM (NWiLs)

236 Are these weather controllers Money men or Neocons?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 19, 2018 07:01 PM (2DOZq)

237 " I have a loser brother in law who is all about the "illuninati" and chemtrails! etc. etc. "

You too ? It's like high school guidance counselors have a regular career track lined out like that, there are so many of them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 19, 2018 07:01 PM (e11dj)

238 Wasn't there an X-Men character that controlled weather? Jewish was she?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 19, 2018 07:01 PM (nBr1j)

239 The scary part is that people ELECTED this guy.

Posted by: Surfperch

Soylent Green is people, I have been told. And that establishes the IQ level and motility for voting.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 19, 2018 07:01 PM (BaM28)

240 Don't be talkin' no jive about Farrakhan, or he and his will come for you!
Ain't American great?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 19, 2018 06:56 PM (vcOmj)
***************
I've got this.

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at March 19, 2018 07:01 PM (K0z2U)

241 An anagram for Trayon White, Sr. is "Y It Trans Whore?".

Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 19, 2018 07:01 PM (aId/R)

Thanks. That's useful.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at March 19, 2018 07:02 PM (T71PA)

242 >>98
My conspiracy theory is that the Washington Post deliberately hires
reporters with the specific intention of keeping their combined IQ below
that of Jeff Bezos. Prove me wrong.

Even apart from his politics, I first became convinced years ago that there was something seriously wrong with Bezos when I would see him during interviews abruptly and repeatedly emitting loud, forced, cackling laughter for no apparent reason.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 19, 2018 07:02 PM (Wv9jW)

243 Story time!

Once I was standing outside watching a plane fly over. It left a contrail. The wind was blowing perpendicular to the direction of flight, so it blew the contrail sideways. A few minutes later another plane flew by along the same path, and it left a contrail, which was also blown sideways.

To make a long story short, after about 15-20 minutes I could see a half dozen contrails, all parallel and spaced evenly apart. It was the flight pattern from a major airport. Someone who went out and looked up and saw all those contrails stretching across the sky might think they were made in a deliberate pattern. But it was just the wind blowing in the right direction.

Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2018 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

244 If I had a Joo son *smirks* he'd look like Trayon.

Posted by: Choom Boy at March 19, 2018 07:03 PM (ptqGC)

245 Han Solowitz and his trusted sidekick Jewbacca.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

246 Don't laugh at weather control. I'll kill yer goat with my mind!

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 07:03 PM (EaQ6/)

247 So...turns out my CAD guy goes to church with the son of the woman who was hurt in one of the Austin bombings.

The world, it is small sometimes.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 19, 2018 07:04 PM (yL25O)

248 We've had a much cooler-than-normal March here in coastal GA. But I'm loving it.

Thanks, Jews!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2018 07:04 PM (oVJmc)

249 " I have a loser brother in law who is all about the "illuninati" and chemtrails! etc. etc. "

You too ? It's like high school guidance counselors have a regular career track lined out like that, there are so many of them.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 19, 2018 07:01 PM

Oh he doesn't have a career. Trust me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 07:04 PM (7qnb5)

250 Mr.White was just competing for the Hank Johnson quote of the year award.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2018 07:05 PM (foQLT)

251 *waves to Ben Had*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

252 An anagram for Trayon White, Sr. is "Y It Trans Whore?".

"We Hit Tronya."

/Baalok

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2018 07:06 PM (oVJmc)

253 Oh he doesn't have a career. Trust me.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 07:04 PM (7qnb5)

Unmistakable symptom of a chemtrail sufferer.

Seriously, it's hysterically funny to watch Youtube videos about chemtrails. Comedy gold.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 07:06 PM (YqDXo)

254 >227
We've had a much cooler-than-normal March here in coastal GA. But I'm loving it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 07:00 PM (ptqGC)<

I'm going to hate myself for asking, but i owe you for making fun of your anniversary dinner. How cool is it in Savannah?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 07:06 PM (3fxCO)

255 I think the Jews control the money. It's the gypsies that control the weather.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at March 19, 2018 07:06 PM (PvCxa)

256 Fourth nor'easter coming to the New England coast.

Uber vehicle kills Tempe woman.

And ABC's got the sadz there's nothing they can pin on PDT tonight.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 19, 2018 07:07 PM (5OEn4)

257 It has been bright and sunny here. Thanks Jews!

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 07:07 PM (MtNHs)

258 Ace: "Well, the Washington Post covered it -- probably for the last time -- but decided to add the 'context' of rightwing conspiracy theories, for no good reason."

I guess we have a new term for the contemporary media: Contextualizers.

They're not reporters or journalists anymore (if they ever were). They're unidirectional propagandists but that has too much Soviet flavor to it and is getting dated as a term even if it is accurate. "Contextualizers" serves as a nice buzzword because it calls them propagandists and denies them the "journalist" pedigree they think they have.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2018 07:07 PM (H8S+R)

259 To make a long story short, after about 15-20 minutes I could see a half dozen contrails, all parallel and spaced evenly apart. It was the flight pattern from a major airport. Someone who went out and looked up and saw all those contrails stretching across the sky might think they were made in a deliberate pattern. But it was just the wind blowing in the right direction.
Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2018 07:02 PM

I'm not on Fakebook. But I glance at my wife's from time to time. My BIL will post pictures like that to prove the "illuminati" and government apparatchiks are spraying us. His FB page would make your head explode. Again, bourbon is useful at family functions.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 07:07 PM (7qnb5)

260 255. Could explain the droughts. Fvcking gypsies will steal anything, just to keep their dirty hands in.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 19, 2018 07:07 PM (fA1SL)

261 That stuff from a plane is called "Chemtrails"? I just thought it was called "exhaust".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2018 07:08 PM (tpDAe)

262 You too ? It's like high school guidance counselors have a regular career track lined out like that, there are so many of them.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at March 19, 2018 07:01 PM

Oh he doesn't have a career. Trust me.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 07:04 PM (7qnb5)

ThE ilLuMInatI aRE UsInG CHemtRaILs t0 kEeP Me OuT oF wORk!!/!1111!/

Posted by: Minnfidel's Brother at March 19, 2018 07:08 PM (H+7tw)

263 257 It has been bright and sunny here. Thanks Jews!
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 07:07 PM (MtNHs)

The drought ended here in California a while ago. Thanks, Jews! I guess the check cleared.

Then it poured intermittently over the weekend, but has stopped now, or as we call it, "The Drought: Day One."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

264 Even if airlines were spraying chemicals, you don't do that at 30,000+ feet high.

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2018 07:09 PM (ANIFC)

265 That stuff from a plane is called "Chemtrails"? I just thought it was called "exhaust".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2018 07:08 PM

You're obviously part of the illuminati! Aha!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 07:09 PM (7qnb5)

266 So it was Jews, not George W. who created hurricane Katrina?

Interesting.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 19, 2018 07:09 PM (9rkGZ)

267 Fourth nor'easter coming to the New England coast.

You have angered Jesus somehow.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 07:09 PM (MtNHs)

268 >>Fourth nor'easter coming to the New England coast.

Yea, what's up with that Jews?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2018 07:09 PM (/tuJf)

269 Are the Jews secretly releasing extra CO2 into the atmosphere? I hear that's what's causing all the global warming.

I believe you misspelled the word warmening.

Posted by: An Observation at March 19, 2018 07:09 PM (mBISV)

270
Look, I'm not saying it's Bill Gates that is putting bombs in Amazon packages and leaving them on peoples doorsteps.... but Mr. Gates is currently "vacationing" in Austin, Texas.

And I'm certainly not saying that Warren Buffet's internet searches should be monitored for how to make trip bombs etc...etc... I'm just concerned and feel like this disturbing situation needs to be looked into as much as possible. That's all.

Posted by: Carlos Slim Helu at March 19, 2018 07:09 PM (YMuSO)

271 Yeah, no one saw that coming. Was there a passenger in the Uber?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

"Human Safety Rider"

Posted by: Sharkman at March 19, 2018 07:10 PM (dDMQ9)

272 267 Fourth nor'easter coming to the New England coast.

You have angered Jesus somehow.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 07:09 PM (MtNHs)

You mean Moses.

Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2018 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

273 Attacked at Oakland Coffee Shop That Won't Serve Police

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP8VOUGkLwE

Yeah, there's going to be a civil war and soon.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 19, 2018 07:10 PM (r9UYA)

274 264 Even if airlines were spraying chemicals, you don't do that at 30,000+ feet high.
Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2018 07:09 PM (ANIFC)

Ah, so you're in on the conspiracy! Nice try, trying to throw us off the track!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 07:10 PM (YqDXo)

275 That poor woman in Tempe got hit because she was out of the safe space. Might be some bias built into the software that they're going to have to take a look at. It thought she was a Conservative.

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 07:10 PM (EaQ6/)

276 Fourth nor'easter coming to the New England coast.

Yea, what's up with that Jews?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2018 07:09 PM

They're all in Florida waiting for dinner at 3:30 so what do they care?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 07:10 PM (7qnb5)

277 I want to apologize to the Jewish Community and anyone I have offended

I read the quote. You may want to start with your English teacher.

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2018 07:11 PM (TYOIW)

278 >>>That stuff from a plane is called "Chemtrails"? I just thought it was called "exhaust".<<<

It's called ash. From those Airport Jews secretly using Palestinian babies for jet fuel.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2018 07:12 PM (bJ0w+)

279 That bridge was constructed by an official minority owned business, and they have high priority in government contracts. and this company had a shoddy record.

There were reports that they may have changed something in trying to move it into place, due to some obstruction. Another video said the design itself had issues, but I hadn't seen who designed it, except they also designed four larger bridges in Minnesota.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2018 07:12 PM (bT8Z4)

280 Several years ago someone used the word 'niggardly' at a DC council meeting. (It means stingy or miserly.) The asshats on the council assumed it was a racial epithet (notice how circumspect I am by not mentioning the actual word?). They collectively went ballistic, publicly, demanding apologies. And even after being informed about the true meaning they STILL demanded an apology. They were not at all embarrassed at their ignorance.

I have to wonder if this racist cretin DC Councilman was part of that group.

Posted by: JTB at March 19, 2018 07:12 PM (V+03K)

281 I'm going to hate myself for asking, but i owe you for making fun of your anniversary dinner. How cool is it in Savannah?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 07:06 PM (3fxCO)

I may or may not have borrowed the Ravage from AtC, but in answer to your question, the weekend was warm and gorgeous. Cold front in coming thru tomorrow night putting highs in the 60's and lows in the 30s.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 07:12 PM (ptqGC)

282 You mean Moses.

Moses Rothschild?

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2018 07:12 PM (TYOIW)

283 Even if airlines were spraying chemicals, you don't do that at 30,000+ feet high.
Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2018 07:09 PM

They can't even fly your pet to Albuquerque without killing it, yet they're in on it!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 07:12 PM (7qnb5)

284 186 Water vapor and other things from burning kerosene? But especially water vapor?
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 06:50 PM (3fxCO)

---

I have read that much of the stratosphere is actually supersaturated in water vapor, but just can't condense (into ice usually at that altitude) without a nucleating agent of some sort. Besides the water vapor from the burned kerosene, there can be additional condensation triggered -- the disturbance of the jet exhaust provides activation energy.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2018 07:12 PM (Uv2+Q)

285 273. These things need to happen every couple of years. Helps to get rid of the bad blood.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 19, 2018 07:13 PM (fA1SL)

286
Even if airlines were spraying chemicals, you don't do that at 30,000+ feet high.
Posted by: josephistan

That's funny, that plane's dustin' crops where there ain't no crops.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2018 07:13 PM (IqV8l)

287 Yeah. When was the last time you heard about Guam getting tipped over? Or our trip to Mars?

Why it's almost as if they feel that certain people can't be allowed to be seen as stupid as everyone else can be.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2018 07:14 PM (MioLM)

288 osted by: Minnfidel's Brother at March 19, 2018 07:08 PM

To be fair, it's my brother in law. My brother's only fault is buying my kids annoying toys and glitter which I shall avenge shortly!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 07:14 PM (7qnb5)

289 That stuff from a plane is called "Chemtrails"? I just thought it was called "exhaust".

It's actually water vapor.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2018 07:14 PM (oVJmc)

290 It's still obnoxiously cold here in Long Island.

CBD, JJ, would you stop being such obnoxious jerks and warm things the f*ck up? I'm really getting sick of this. At least lessen the wind speeds. I can tolerate the colder temperatures with little to no wind. Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 19, 2018 07:14 PM (/qEW2)

291 Jane, a huge Hello to You, Hubby and D'oh boy.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2018 07:14 PM (foQLT)

292 'I just thought it was called "exhaust". '

It is exhaust. Composed of deadly Dihydrogen Mononoxide.

Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2018 07:14 PM (UdKB7)

293
'Sup Soothie.

Posted by: Sexy Monkey

I find no humor in any fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Soothsayer Is Going There at March 19, 2018 07:14 PM (v2bko)

294 Serious Conspiracy Theory here. Not Bull-Shitting in the least.

The more radical wing of the DNC is seeing how far they can push. They picked a "safe white group" for their test case.

Nothing occurs in a vacuum.

Go Ahead ... mock me. My track record for calling this shit speaks for itself.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 19, 2018 07:14 PM (fiGNd)

295 283. The dog. He saw things.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 19, 2018 07:14 PM (fA1SL)

296 280 Several years ago someone used the word 'niggardly' at a DC council meeting. (It means stingy or miserly.) The asshats on the council assumed it was a racial epithet (notice how circumspect I am by not mentioning the actual word?). They collectively went ballistic, publicly, demanding apologies. And even after being informed about the true meaning they STILL demanded an apology. They were not at all embarrassed at their ignorance.

I have to wonder if this racist cretin DC Councilman was part of that group.
Posted by: JTB at March 19, 2018 07:12 PM (V+03K)

SAT vocabulary and Club 85 are mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

297 That stuff from a plane is called "Chemtrails"? I just thought it was called "exhaust".

Yeah. That's...just what they're expecting you to think.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 19, 2018 07:15 PM (O5Q3r)

298 @2

Jesus was Jewish AND he does control the weather.

The Rotthchils dont

Posted by: George at March 19, 2018 07:15 PM (eCjfe)

299 Sometimes I just want to go and start beating on the first reporter I see.

They are making things worse and they don't care or can't see it. They've decided to take sides and instead of making things better, they've made everything worse.

They were our truth speakers and they've failed in their duty.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2018 07:15 PM (MioLM)

300 >>It's actually water vapor.

Sheeple.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2018 07:15 PM (/tuJf)

301 >I may or may not have borrowed the Ravage from AtC,
but in answer to your question, the weekend was warm and gorgeous. Cold
front in coming thru tomorrow night putting highs in the 60's and lows
in the 30s.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2018 07:12 PM (ptqGC)<

Yeah, I'm covered in Ravage bites regularly. That all sounds delightful.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 07:15 PM (3fxCO)

302 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2018 07:14 PM (oVJmc)

So I should refer to it as "water vapor" instead of "exhaust"? I've never heard anyone refer to it that way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2018 07:15 PM (tpDAe)

303 I blame Jews and the NRA for the Uber murders.

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 19, 2018 07:15 PM (Fns9N)

304 That's funny, that plane's dustin' crops where there ain't no crops.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2018 07:13 PM (IqV8l)

Ah, but that's just what they WANT us to think.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 07:16 PM (YqDXo)

305 They really need to go back to the drawing board on their chemtrails. Spray nanobots instead of chemicals, the good high-end Russian ones, and make everyone elect the guy with the funny hair.

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 07:16 PM (EaQ6/)

306 Again, bourbon is useful at family functions.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 07:07 PM (7qnb5)

Not in my experience.

Posted by: Marie Antoinette at March 19, 2018 07:16 PM (H+7tw)

307 This black DC councilman is a 'rightwinger?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2018 07:16 PM (oVJmc)

308 Posted by: George at March 19, 2018 07:15 PM (eCjfe)

It always amuses me. People forget that little tidbit.

Jesus would go into the Temples and argue Jewish law with the priests and rabbis there.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2018 07:16 PM (MioLM)

309 Fourth nor'easter coming to the New England coast.

Uber vehicle kills Tempe woman.

And ABC's got the sadz there's nothing they can pin on PDT tonight.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 19, 2018 07:07 PM (5OEn4)

Hah!

PDT denial of global climate change and lack of leadership leads to fourth nor'easter of season.

PDT failure to keep pedestrians off busy roads traveled by vehicles, and lack of leadership in supporting autonomous vehicles develpoment kills woman.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar ABC Fake News Depot at March 19, 2018 07:16 PM (n9EOP)

310 Why's it always gotta be the Jews?

Why can't it be the Italians what controls the weather?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 19, 2018 07:17 PM (qJtVm)

311 Are the Jews secretly releasing extra CO2 into the atmosphere? I hear that's what's causing all the global warming.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 19, 2018 06:30 PM (pvjTE)

Well, they do have those big honkers. They be a whole lot of CO2 coming out of dem nostrils.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 19, 2018 07:17 PM (/HQXN)

312 It is exhaust. Composed of deadly Dihydrogen Mononoxide.
Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2018 07:14 PM (UdKB7)

AND ... the killer gas carbon dioxide. I don't feel so good ... maybe a plane flew overhead recently. I'm allergic to carbon dioxide. Also gluten. I need to sit inside a pyramid and fondle some crystals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

313 I blame Jews and the NRA for the Uber murders.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 19, 2018 07:15 PM

Word dude!

Posted by: David Hoggs Freakishly Tiny Baby Arms at March 19, 2018 07:17 PM (7qnb5)

314 >Posted by: Soothsayer Is Going There at March 19, 2018 07:14 PM (v2bko)<

Bow Chicka Wow-Wow

Posted by: Sexy Monkey at March 19, 2018 07:18 PM (3fxCO)

315 A snowstorm?
In New England?
In winter?

UNPossible!!!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at March 19, 2018 07:18 PM (Fns9N)

316 Sources Say Trump to Blame Jews For Firing of McCabe

Posted by: This....is CNN at March 19, 2018 07:18 PM (O5Q3r)

317 Not just the Rothschilds, but the Queen, the Getty's, the Vatican and Colonel Sanders before he went tits-up.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 19, 2018 07:18 PM (F6tBH)

318 It's really hard to get a straight answer here about some things.

Contrails = white trails left by high altitude aircraft - they are condensed water.

Chemtrails = conspiracy theory believed by nuts. The idea is that the contrails actually contain toxic chemicals. I've seen versions of the delusion where the objective is toxic waste disposal, and others where the objective is chemical mind control.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2018 07:19 PM (Uv2+Q)

319 310 Why's it always gotta be the Jews?

Why can't it be the Italians what controls the weather?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 19, 2018 07:17 PM (qJtVm)

Notice how nobody ever accuses the Latvians of anything? Very secretive they are.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 19, 2018 07:19 PM (nBr1j)

320 Surprisingly, I moved to a rural area and I have found less bias and prejudice (on both sides) here than in Democrat held cities and states.

Go. Figure.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2018 07:19 PM (MioLM)

321 Well. Off to do stuff. Later Horde. Don't let the chemtrails keep you down!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 07:19 PM (7qnb5)

322
The more radical wing of the DNC is seeing how far they can push. They picked a "safe white group" for their test case.

What are you talking about, Scoggy?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2018 07:19 PM (tpDAe)

323 >306
Again, bourbon is useful at family functions.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 07:07 PM (7qnb5)
<

Bourbon will be prominent in any UMWMoMee.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 07:19 PM (3fxCO)

324 Several years ago someone used the word 'niggardly' at a DC council meeting. (It means stingy or miserly.) The asshats on the council assumed it was a racial epithet (notice how circumspect I am by not mentioning the actual word?). They collectively went ballistic, publicly, demanding apologies. And even after being informed about the true meaning they STILL demanded an apology. They were not at all embarrassed at their ignorance.

I have to wonder if this racist cretin DC Councilman was part of that group.

Posted by: JTB at March 19, 2018 07:12 PM (V+03K)

And he was a gay democrat so pass the popcorn...

Posted by: Timon at March 19, 2018 07:19 PM (NTM5E)

325 319 310 Why's it always gotta be the Jews?

Why can't it be the Italians what controls the weather?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 19, 2018 07:17 PM (qJtVm)

Notice how nobody ever accuses the Latvians of anything? Very secretive they are.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 19, 2018 07:19 PM (nBr1j)

We should start the meme that it's the Muslims.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

326 I saw that. That's the first person to be killed by a self-driving car. Sadly, he'll go down in history alongside the first person to be killed by a train, and the first person to be killed in an airplane.
Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2018 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

Victim's name is Elaine Herzberg, 49 yo.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 19, 2018 07:20 PM (hMwEB)

327 Chemtrails = conspiracy theory believed by nuts. The idea is that the contrails actually contain toxic chemicals. I've seen versions of the delusion where the objective is toxic waste disposal, and others where the objective is chemical mind control.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2018 07:19 PM (Uv2+Q)

The toxic blue ice is real.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 07:20 PM (NWiLs)

328 Italians control other things, can't be worring about the weather

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2018 07:20 PM (aC6Sd)

329 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 07:17 PM

Or your family jewels.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2018 07:20 PM (MioLM)

330 >>>Uber killed a pedestrian last night with a self-driving car.
<<<

Elon Musk just squeaked out a shart, but was totes okay with it.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2018 07:20 PM (bJ0w+)

331 No, I'm not Jewish.

Posted by: Thor at March 19, 2018 07:20 PM (ewxPW)

332 It's cold, wet and miserable here. I need some sun!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2018 07:20 PM (dUJdY)

333 Why can't it be the Italians what controls the weather?

We control the gambling and the politicians.

Posted by: Tom Hagen at March 19, 2018 07:20 PM (O5Q3r)

334 307 This black DC councilman is a 'rightwinger?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2018 07:16 PM (oVJmc)

By DC standards, anyone not a full-fledged, hardcore communist is a right-winger.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 19, 2018 07:20 PM (H+7tw)

335 323 >306
Again, bourbon is useful at family functions.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 07:07 PM (7qnb5)

Bourbon will be prominent in any UMWMoMee.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 07:19 PM (3fxCO)

United Methodist Women MoMee?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

336 Hey dude, did you hear? Some of that rad JP5 they're burning over the San Fernando valley is good stuff.

Posted by: Millenial Douchebag What Has A Man Bun at March 19, 2018 07:21 PM (r9UYA)

337 That's neat how the whole bizarre pizza topping pedophile thing was just deemed a conspiracy theory because reasons.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 19, 2018 07:21 PM (JTMqu)

338 The world isn't round, either.

It's shaped like a burrito.

Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at March 19, 2018 07:21 PM (xPJvm)

339 Again, bourbon is useful at family functions.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 07:07 PM (7qnb5)

Not in my experience.
Posted by: Marie Antoinette at March 19, 2018 07:16 PM

C'mon over to my next family gathering on my wife's side. I will prove my bourbon theory. Even my wife would agree.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 07:21 PM (7qnb5)

340 328 Italians control other things, can't be worring about the weather
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2018 07:20 PM (aC6Sd)

Italians pinch weather on the ass.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 19, 2018 07:21 PM (nBr1j)

341 Nothing like good ol' money if you really want to get things done. I mean good old money, centuries of knowing what the hell is going on with money. Ah, man, next time around the wheel let me be born a Jew!

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 07:21 PM (EaQ6/)

342 Her name was Elaine Herzberg.

Her name was Elaine Herzberg

Posted by: Guys from Fight Club at March 19, 2018 07:21 PM (43lDk)

343 I've got responsibility for the two thieves' execution, but Sheriff Israel did it to that guy in the middle.

Posted by: Zombie Pontius Pilate at March 19, 2018 07:21 PM (5OEn4)

344 CBD, JJ, would you stop being such obnoxious jerks and warm things the f*ck up? I'm really getting sick of this. At least lessen the wind speeds. I can tolerate the colder temperatures with little to no wind. Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 19, 2018 07:14 PM (/qEW2)

Hey everyone in the northeast, let's pass the hat and pay the niggardly Jooos to get them to warm the freakin weather here. Rothchilds, how much do you need to give us some mid 60's temps?

Posted by: Timon at March 19, 2018 07:21 PM (NTM5E)

345 Victim's name is Elaine Herzberg, 49 yo.

---

THE JOOS!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 19, 2018 07:22 PM (JTMqu)

346 324 Several years ago someone used the word 'niggardly' at a DC council meeting. (It means stingy or miserly.) The asshats on the council assumed it was a racial epithet (notice how circumspect I am by not mentioning the actual word?). They collectively went ballistic, publicly, demanding apologies. And even after being informed about the true meaning they STILL demanded an apology. They were not at all embarrassed at their ignorance.

I have to wonder if this racist cretin DC Councilman was part of that group.

Posted by: JTB at March 19, 2018 07:12 PM (V+03K)

And he was a gay democrat so pass the popcorn...
Posted by: Timon at March 19, 2018 07:19 PM (NTM5E)

I never realized how good I tasted.

Posted by: The Left, Devouring its Own at March 19, 2018 07:22 PM (H+7tw)

347
SAT vocabulary and Club 85 are mutually exclusive.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 19, 2018 07:22 PM (HVB7P)

348 310. They're too busy waving their hands around to master the use of jewtronic technology.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 19, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)

349 Why's it always gotta be the Jews?

Why can't it be the Italians what controls the weather?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 19, 2018 07:17 PM (qJtVm)

Because the Jews are God's favorites, His chosen people. So they get all the cool toys. Italians got pasta, and the Pope.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 19, 2018 07:23 PM (MtNHs)

350 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at March 19, 2018 07:23 PM (O5Q3r)

351 334 307 This black DC councilman is a 'rightwinger?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2018 07:16 PM (oVJmc)

By DC standards, anyone not a full-fledged, hardcore communist is a right-winger.
Posted by: Surfperch at March 19, 2018 07:20 PM (H+7tw)

Anyone who embarrasses the left instantly, through the magic of transubstantiation, becomes a right-winger. See, e.g., Dan White. A Democrat until he dropped the hammer on Harvey Milk, then instantly he became the "conservative" member of the city council. Although still a Democrat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2018 07:23 PM (YqDXo)

352 No one would believe the Muslims could control the weather. You could accuse them of conspiring to bring Hillary down or maybe being responsible for introducing camel-based STDs to the world or something like that though.

Posted by: freaked at March 19, 2018 07:24 PM (UdKB7)

353 >United Methodist Women MoMee?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 19, 2018 07:21 PM (NWiLs)<

Upper Midwest. Its still in its conceptual phase. I need MH's help to pull it off.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 19, 2018 07:24 PM (3fxCO)

354 I am become willow, destroyer of threads.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I'm No Longer Selling ARs Until My $300 Ones Will Go For $1000 at March 19, 2018 07:24 PM (JTMqu)

355 The world is flat as a pancake and only centuries of old money has been able to maintain the illusion that it is round! It's the first thing that the astronauts on the way to the moon noticed! They said it looked like a disc. duh! yes!

Posted by: goon at March 19, 2018 07:25 PM (EaQ6/)

356 I was promised global warming.

Well? where the f**k is it?

I am disappointed and am thinking of suing Michael Mann for false advertising.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 19, 2018 07:25 PM (MioLM)

357 The Italians control your garbage. Piss them off and you'll begging the Jooo's to control the weather.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2018 07:25 PM (foQLT)

358 Contrails = white trails left by high altitude aircraft - they are condensed water.

Chemtrails = conspiracy theory believed by nuts. The idea is that the contrails actually contain toxic chemicals. I've seen versions of the delusion where the objective is toxic waste disposal, and others where the objective is chemical mind control.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2018 07:19 [i/]

Fighter and Bomber pilots always ask for accurate weather reports so as to avoid leaving those pesky contrails. Has to do with ambient temperature at certain elevations that is conducive to producing the conditions that cause the vapor trails.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&& at March 19, 2018 07:27 PM (/HQXN)

359 The more radical wing of the DNC is seeing how far they can push. They picked a "safe white group" for their test case.

What are you talking about, Scoggy?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2018 07:19 PM (tpDAe)

There's been an uptick in Anti-Semitism ... Jew Hate ... lately. Publicly from the Progressive Black Caucus, with tacit acceptance - just by the lack of condemnation - from the DNC.

They picked a group that's been typically scorned without repercussions ... Jews ... and are seeing how far they can take more and more outlandish claims without pushback.

It's a dress rehearsal ... to see how far they can really push racial grievance without the protection of an Obama Presidency.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 19, 2018 07:27 PM (fiGNd)

360 302
So I should refer to it as "water vapor" instead of "exhaust"? I've never heard anyone refer to it that way.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2018 07:15 PM (tpDAe)

Well, jet engine exhaust consists of much the same combustion products as car engine exhaust. That exhaust is mostly invisible.

The moisture content of the air determines whether a plane will leave a contrail or not. A plane flying through a moist air mass at 30,000 feet will leave a contrail, while another plane flying through dry air at 35,000 feet won't. You can sometimes see that simultaneously.

Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2018 07:29 PM (sdi6R)

361 339 Again, bourbon is useful at family functions.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 07:07 PM (7qnb5)

Not in my experience.
Posted by: Marie Antoinette at March 19, 2018 07:16 PM

C'mon over to my next family gathering on my wife's side. I will prove my bourbon theory. Even my wife would agree.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2018 07:21 PM (7qnb5)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MARIE ANTOINETTE MARRIED LOUIS XVI OF FRANCE WHO WAS FROM THE HOUSE OF BOURBON AND DID NOT PRODUCE ANY ISSUE UNTIL EIGHT YEARS AFTER THEIR MARRIAGE, WHICH WAS A RESULT OF LOUIS HAVING A MEDICAL CONDITION MAKING IT DIFFICULT FOR HIM TO HAVE SEX, AND THUS, WAS BAD AT 'FAMILY FUNCTIONS' OF A DIFFERENT SORT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 19, 2018 07:29 PM (H+7tw)

362 so, I am guessing no liberals think this type of rhetoric is the beginning of the handmaidens tale in america. weird.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 19, 2018 07:30 PM (DQC26)

363 >>>Latvians

George almost became one

Posted by: concrete girl at March 19, 2018 07:31 PM (N0sw0)

364 contrails are the vapor trails made by aircraft when they are flying.

chemtrails are the contrails that conspiracy theorists think are deliberately infused with chemical mixtures to achieve various evil ends.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 07:32 PM (MTjB1)

365 Elaine was also walking her bike [across the street?] outside of painted the crosswalk. The cops haven't said yet in the stories I've read whether she was and where exactly she might have been jaywalking.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2018 07:32 PM (ewxPW)

366 Bourbon will be prominent in any UMWMoMee.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March

really? was thinking of a long table with jello, lutefisk, and PBR. What is the difference between jello and lutefisk? thought it was just a different flavor packet.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 19, 2018 07:36 PM (MTjB1)

367 326 I saw that. That's the first person to be killed by a self-driving car. Sadly, he'll go down in history alongside the first person to be killed by a train, and the first person to be killed in an airplane.
Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2018 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

Victim's name is Elaine Herzberg, 49 yo.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 19, 2018 07:20 PM (hMwEB)

The first person killed in a plane crash was Lt. Thomas Selfridge of the US Army in 1908. Orville Wright was the pilot, and he was seriously injured. The plane suffered a structural failure in mid-air.

The name of the first person killed by a train is also known, but I don't feel like looking it up at the moment. It was described in the book "Birth of the Modern".

Posted by: rickl at March 19, 2018 07:36 PM (sdi6R)

368 It is exhaust. Composed of deadly Dihydrogen Mononoxide.

Well, mostly... *shart!*

Posted by: Hillary! at March 19, 2018 07:38 PM (5AW5H)

369 In the UK, William Huskisson, a cabinet minister.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2018 07:39 PM (ewxPW)

370 >>> Councilman Trayon White

I shall forever more remember this as the White Crayon conspiracy.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 19, 2018 07:47 PM (cu8/f)

371
It's really hard to get a straight answer here about some things.

I prefer to think of that as being part of our charm. That, and our willingness to provide links to websites which may expand your consciousness.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 07:51 PM (pNxlR)

372
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 19, 2018 07:29 PM (H+7tw)

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, there, Hoss! Don't wear yourself out!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2018 07:53 PM (pNxlR)

373 I'm on my second mango flavored Italian ice.

Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2018 07:57 PM (MVjcR)

374 I've heard some people on weird threads talking about FE, creationism, toxic masculinity, deep state, a coming storm, acne from licking toads, all kinds of strange things. What can you believe?

Posted by: gullible, but willing to take a chance at March 19, 2018 08:04 PM (fSf/G)

375 >>>What can you believe?

Everything on 4chan. Hie thee to 4chan posthaste!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 19, 2018 08:14 PM (cu8/f)

376 They will spoonfeed you oatmeal and leave a cumpuddle in your belly button.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 19, 2018 08:15 PM (cu8/f)

377 (284) Hygroscopic nuclei. Once a water molecule gloms on to one, more and more join the party.

Looks like wiki dumbed down the name to a fifth grade level (Jethro Bodine Standard). I'm sticking with tradition.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 19, 2018 08:50 PM (RuIsu)

378 We are watching a movie , "The Circle". It's a creepy look at the world influenced by a majot internet company. Shows we are not far from 1984. It's not too far away.

Posted by: Farmer at March 19, 2018 08:53 PM (yJ1e6)

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