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Sessions Fires McCabe; McCabe Claims It's All a Conspiracy To Damage Him as a Witness

Fired.

"Pursuant to Department Order 1202, and based on the report of the Inspector General, the findings of the FBI Office of Professional Responsibility, and the recommendation of the Department's senior career official, I have terminated the employment of Andrew McCabe effective immediately," Sessions said in a statement.

McCabe's crying conspiracy:




I'm sure our cuck friends will be rallying to McCabe's defense soon enough.

(Posted above the ONT for a while; I thought this was big enough for a late post. Once it's up for a while, I'll put it below the ONT.)

Update: The Neo-Menschian cucks are swarming.



Posted by: Ace at 10:11 PM




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1 Sessions has a spine!!!!

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 10:12 PM (5gaNQ)

2 Thank GOD!!

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 10:12 PM (5gaNQ)

3 Maybe Jack Straw and Vachel are right!

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 10:13 PM (5gaNQ)

4 And McCabe's statement outs him as left wing partisian. The fight is on. Now fire the rest of them.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:13 PM (SjImc)

5 Liars continue to lie.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 16, 2018 10:14 PM (b0Mq7)

6 Roughly 10pm Eastern time -- just under the wire. That's ice cold. Hopefully, the indictment will follow soon.

Posted by: mpthompson at March 16, 2018 10:14 PM (b0njJ)

7 Amy Fiscus???

There's Harvy joke in here as in McCabe just got pissed on by Sessions.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 10:15 PM (6GRjM)

8 This is the beginning of the beginning.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 16, 2018 10:15 PM (ZuGkg)

9 Vast Trump Conspiracy

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 16, 2018 10:15 PM (Eu5eZ)

10 McCabe can chow on some Sheryl Crow. #dingleberries

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 16, 2018 10:15 PM (6FqZa)

11 Now, lock him up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 16, 2018 10:15 PM (KP5rU)

12 You're not being singled out. You're just the first of many.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at March 16, 2018 10:15 PM (FAO5C)

13 Now fire rosenstein...there is no way the rest of the top staff was not aware of this. All of them. OUT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:15 PM (SjImc)

14 It's a start. Sweep the leg, AG Sessions!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2018 10:15 PM (hyuyC)

15 Let the spankings begin!

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 16, 2018 10:15 PM (iiixZ)

16 Sessions is awake? Are you sure?

Posted by: dantesed at March 16, 2018 10:16 PM (88xKn)

17 And then it happened...against all the odds.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 16, 2018 10:16 PM (oScPm)

18 Another self identified Civil Service Super Hero.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 10:16 PM (n5Lcf)

19 It's really nice to see the rule of law triumphing over "connections" and corruption

Posted by: Greg Q at March 16, 2018 10:16 PM (TSp48)

20 Yes, McCabe, your action necessitated this response.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2018 10:16 PM (hyuyC)

21 What Andy, you think I'm gonna make my sister a widow? No, your punishment is that your out of the family business. But don't tell me you didn't know. It insults my intelligence.

*Hands McCabe a plane ticket*

It was...Comey.

Good. Take him to the airport.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2018 10:16 PM (gC2IV)

22 I knew I shoulda got my helicopter pilots license.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 16, 2018 10:16 PM (iI6cZ)

23 Still why the fuck wait till Friday Night.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:16 PM (SjImc)

24 "I am being singled out and treated this way because of the role I played, the actions I took, and the events I witnessed in the aftermath of the firing of James Comey.

No shit Sherlock.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 16, 2018 10:17 PM (iiixZ)

25 I think Mr. McCabe was pretty damaged as a witness mostly by himself.

Posted by: An Observation at March 16, 2018 10:17 PM (TPKPX)

26 So does Baby-Head McCabe get 99.9% of his pension now at age 50, or no payments until age 65? I've heard so many versions.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2018 10:17 PM (t5m5e)

27 McCabe is just another Deep Throat wanna-be

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 10:17 PM (6GRjM)

28 NOT tired of teh #winning.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 16, 2018 10:17 PM (6FqZa)

29 McCabe looks like Dr. Drew's dickhead brother.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 10:17 PM (n5Lcf)

30 maybe people will stop saying AG Sessions blah blah blah.

I'm so glad for this! I really didn't want McCake to get his taxpayer-funded, million plus pension.

and now, he won't! YES! way to go Mr. Sessions!

Posted by: booknlass at March 16, 2018 10:17 PM (xGMkv)

31 "Down goes McCabe, down goes McCabe, down goes McCabe!"

--- Howard Cosell from The Great Beyond.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 16, 2018 10:17 PM (pZox7)

32 're crying conspiracy.

Note well. The leftist go to move is to accuse your accuser of what you are doing.

Swear to God it's like Rhonda rousey with an arm bar. Every. Single. time.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 16, 2018 10:17 PM (ZuGkg)

33 8 This is the beginning of the beginning.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 16, 2018 10:15 PM (ZuGkg)


This is not the end of the beginning; it is the beginning of the beginning.

Posted by: Shit Winston Churchill said, Vol. 15 at March 16, 2018 10:17 PM (sdi6R)

34 HaHa!

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at March 16, 2018 10:18 PM (Uf+hz)

35 Now a special consul to investigate the FBI and Justice and Fisa AND MUELLER

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:18 PM (SjImc)

36 The IG report has not been released yet because they keep learning more everyday.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2018 10:18 PM (PvFoN)

37 Interesting. I wonder why it took so long.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 16, 2018 10:18 PM (JLq18)

38 Yay !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 16, 2018 10:18 PM (e11dj)

39 Suck it McCabe.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at March 16, 2018 10:19 PM (qhdz6)

40 There is NO way that only mccabe was involved

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:19 PM (SjImc)

41 Stealth Sessions

The Silent Executioner

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 16, 2018 10:19 PM (oScPm)

42 I really want to see the OIG report.

Posted by: RI Red - well-red at March 16, 2018 10:19 PM (21nfm)

43 Interesting times, indeed.

Here's to many more firings.

Drain the Swamp!

Posted by: ALH at March 16, 2018 10:19 PM (7XQIP)

44 This makes me happy.

Posted by: mpfs at March 16, 2018 10:19 PM (1DzlW)

45 Mueller found a conspiracy, unfortunately it was aided and abetted by his own team.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 10:19 PM (6GRjM)

46 Posted by: booknlass at March 16, 2018 10:17 PM (xGMkv)

I hope we don't mis-underestimate the Civil Service HR Department Rules for pension payments to convicted criminals!

Posted by: Concerned Comrade Hrothgar at March 16, 2018 10:19 PM (asgMB)

47 As good as this news is, I'm still not getting my hopes up that there will be justice (i.e. prison time) for anyone who perverted the law for partisan reasons.

Posted by: Makatta at March 16, 2018 10:20 PM (Uf+hz)

48 >>Stealth Sessions


He's like the Snake Bit Honeybadger.

Only mostly comatose. Only, mostly.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 10:20 PM (n5Lcf)

49 42 There is NO way that only mccabe was involved
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:19 PM (SjImc)


One thing at a time, grasshopper.

Posted by: Yoda at March 16, 2018 10:20 PM (oScPm)

50 The Sleeper has awakened!

Posted by: that guy from Dune at March 16, 2018 10:20 PM (c9/Pc)

51 Trump fired McCabe to make ace stomp the ONT.
It's a conspiracy wrapped in collusion

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 10:20 PM (hMwEB)

52 Fuck McCabe.
Fuck all these people.
Hard.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 16, 2018 10:21 PM (8iiMU)

53 I'll take Friday night Trump Firings any day of the week over Gaylord's Friday news dumps.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 10:21 PM (6GRjM)

54 I view McCabe's statement as a desperate attempt to stay out of prison.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2018 10:21 PM (gC2IV)

55 LOL

Posted by: DanInMN at March 16, 2018 10:21 PM (6Hvz5)

56 This just in....CHAOS IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!

Posted by: This...Is CNN at March 16, 2018 10:21 PM (O5Q3r)

57 I hope he continues running his mouth, only to have the IG report come out and bury him.

Posted by: Abiss at March 16, 2018 10:21 PM (L6Zpd)

58 Let him file his appeal to firing then hit him with a Mueller special midnight home ransack search and 'lying to authority' charge.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 16, 2018 10:21 PM (Eu5eZ)

59 So, when does this IG report come out?

Posted by: dantesed at March 16, 2018 10:21 PM (88xKn)

60 Andrew McCabe: WalMart Greeter

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 10:21 PM (oVJmc)

61 WAKING UP!!!

Posted by: Max Power at March 16, 2018 10:22 PM (QCc6B)

62 Yes! My faith in Sessions is vindicated. Woot.

McCabes defense is that hes being targeted because of his actions?! Well, d-uh. That is how people are convicted. Because of their actions.

Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 10:22 PM (Z48ZB)

63 Stealth Sessions


He's like the Snake Bit Honeybadger.

Only mostly comatose. Only, mostly.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 10:20 PM (n5Lcf)


I'm still in his corner. Jack Straw does a better defense than I do. But I respect my little Keebler Elf.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 16, 2018 10:22 PM (oScPm)

64 He should have been gone long ago, not disclosing huge political payoff was huge red flag

Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2018 10:22 PM (MS0+a)

65 McCabe fired?
Good.
Now prosecute him.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at March 16, 2018 10:22 PM (Ftuf+)

66 I will always be grateful for Hannity bringing Sara Carter front and center.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2018 10:22 PM (PvFoN)

67 The fact that Sessions fired McCabe tells me there's a lot more going on that we think. They probably already have the answers to the questions they want to ask if there is an full scale investigation.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:22 PM (mc8++)

68 Let's let that little asshole start ratting out his friends.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 16, 2018 10:22 PM (8iiMU)

69 Oh yeah.

BOOM.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 16, 2018 10:22 PM (ZuGkg)

70 The quote is - "Father! The Sleeper has awakened!"

Pretty soon when you say Trump, Leftists will keel over. Then you can say "His name is a killing word."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 10:22 PM (6GRjM)

71 Setting over/under on the book advance at $4mil.

Legal defense fund at $1.5.

He will get paid.

Posted by: The Deer and The Antelope, at play at March 16, 2018 10:22 PM (JyFLk)

72
And McCabe's statement outs him as left wing partisian. The fight is on. Now fire the rest of them.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:13 PM (SjImc)






It also outs him as a whiny-assed pussy who makes Adam Rippon look like Lee Marvin.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2018 10:22 PM (eXA4G)

73 Der Meister Twitter is conspicuously silent.

Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2018 10:23 PM (fdz7u)

74 the war has started.
mccabe is going to go after PDT with comey.
mueller is going to get caught in the cross fire

buy more ammo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:23 PM (SjImc)

75 Arrest him, his wife, and the bagmen. Arrest, perpwalk, and proscecute. Repeat until he/she/them flip and start naming names.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 16, 2018 10:23 PM (c1VpD)

76 Ooooh, baby.

Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 10:23 PM (oMtOd)

77 A pox on you Sessions! A pox on you!
Cheers!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 16, 2018 10:23 PM (O5Q3r)

78 This was Sessions last chance to keep his job. If he didn't fire McCabe, he was getting fired.

Posted by: josephistan at March 16, 2018 10:23 PM (ANIFC)

79 McCabe is just another Deep Throat wanna-be
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 10:17 PM (6GRjM)


We're counting on it.

Posted by: Cell block 6 at March 16, 2018 10:23 PM (z79tQ)

80
But he's a vindictive bitch

Remind me not to stand near Rick Wilson

Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2018 10:23 PM (MS0+a)

81 Andrew McCabe: Even Deeper Throat

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 10:23 PM (oVJmc)

82 Did Rick Wilson have a singing group with his brothers a long time ago?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 16, 2018 10:23 PM (oScPm)

83 NO PENSION.
====
Uber is hiring.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 16, 2018 10:23 PM (ZuGkg)

84 I wouldn't be at all surprised if PDTS told Snoozy to fire McCabe or his replacement would.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 16, 2018 10:24 PM (JLq18)

85 not a smidge of corruption?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:24 PM (SjImc)

86 I wonder Sessions found his spine by thinking, "Well McCabe, it's either you or me. So I guess it will be you."

Posted by: mpthompson at March 16, 2018 10:24 PM (b0njJ)

87 >>>(Posted above the ONT for a while; I thought this was big enough for a late post. Once it's up for a while, I'll put it below the ONT

Maybe keep it above, might be funny and not so "low energy"

Posted by: Max Power at March 16, 2018 10:24 PM (QCc6B)

88 Hannity...tick tock.


Hmmm

Posted by: Ha at March 16, 2018 10:24 PM (MAstk)

89 50: But this gives us some ray of hope!

53: He had someone else's report to rely on. I am still not convinced that Horowitz will save the day, but I feel less hopeless. I admit that letting Lerner and Clapper skate made me feel that justice would stay perverted. And I still don't believe Trump thinks things are moving as quickly as they should.

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 10:24 PM (5gaNQ)

90 McCabe "liberated to speak truth"? His lack of liberty sure hasn't deterred him from lying.


Throw him on the cart, even if he ain't dead yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2018 10:24 PM (Dbv1R)

91 Sara Carte is saying Comey, Lynch and Obama should be worried.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2018 10:24 PM (PvFoN)

92 I'm not really worried about McCabe starving to death, he'll either wind up at Holder's Law Firm or as a legal analyst on CNN.

Posted by: Concerned Comrade Hrothgar at March 16, 2018 10:25 PM (asgMB)

93 I really, really hope being fired "with cause" denies this asshole his pension and other retirement benefits.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Keyboard Cossack at March 16, 2018 10:25 PM (wSC8T)

94 McCabe is worth 10 million, why does he need our tax dollars?

We are the very people he has criminally wronged!!

Our votes meant ZERO to him!

Posted by: Pam at March 16, 2018 10:25 PM (5FhpD)

95 Hot diggity damn! And here I'd been depressed. Tomorrow's range-day with Nastiya will be a somewhat less grim affair.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 10:25 PM (fA1SL)

96 >>>The quote is - "Father! The Sleeper has awakened!"

Pretty soon when you say Trump, Leftists will keel over. Then you can say "His name is a killing word."


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 10:22 PM (6GRjM)<<<

Sorry, brain not work so good. All my blood has rushed to a lower extremity.

Posted by: Moron with a massive schadenboner at March 16, 2018 10:25 PM (c9/Pc)

97 NO NO NO !!! Rip Van SessionZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Will not Do It

Posted by: DeploaBOT at March 16, 2018 10:25 PM (y3aQB)

98 89: It does seem that he took his sweet time

Posted by: CN at March 16, 2018 10:25 PM (5gaNQ)

99 Now, how does the media play this? Can they talk about what a meanie Trump is for having Sessions fire a "law enforcement officer" WITHOUT mentioning what McCabe was doing that got him fired?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:25 PM (mc8++)

100 Since most civil servants can't be fired, I want to apply for the job of Trump's czar in charge of re-assignments. Let's see, Mr. Rosenstein we have need of a great lawyer to head up the Penguin liaison office in McMurdo Sound; pack your bag sir you leave tomorrow.

Posted by: An Observation at March 16, 2018 10:25 PM (TPKPX)

101 the girl and that other agent should be fired tonight also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:25 PM (SjImc)

102 McCabe said he was treated this way because of the role he played, the actions he took and the events he witnessed.

Um, yeah. That's pretty much it in a nutshell.

Nothing gets past you, does it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 16, 2018 10:26 PM (GdWl+)

103 Did Rick Wilson have a
***********************

Isn't he that *preacher* that gave the OK on Obamaha?

Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2018 10:26 PM (fdz7u)

104 indict sally yates

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:26 PM (SjImc)

105 Maybe he and Comey can get a little place together, knit each other sweaters...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 10:26 PM (oVJmc)

106 >>The fact that Sessions fired McCabe tells me there's a lot more going on that we think. They probably already have the answers to the questions they want to ask if there is an full scale investigation.

As Garrett will tell you, yea.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2018 10:26 PM (/tuJf)

107 Dollar Tree is hiring in my area.

Interested Andy?

Posted by: mpfs at March 16, 2018 10:26 PM (1DzlW)

108 Still why the fuck wait till Friday Night.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:16 PM (SjImc)

Just to twist the knife.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2018 10:26 PM (Dbv1R)

109 If only Arizona had won, this would be a great weekend

Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 10:27 PM (Z48ZB)

110
Arrest him, his wife, and the bagmen. Arrest, perpwalk, and proscecute. Repeat until he/she/them flip and start naming names.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 16, 2018 10:23 PM (c1VpD)








No-knock 2am raid by a SWAT team, complete with flash-bangs, flak vests and MP5s. The way any of us unpeople would be treated.

Gonna suck to be McCabe's dog, though.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2018 10:27 PM (eXA4G)

111 Strozk and his too chatty mistress?

Tell Putin we'll trade Anna Chapman for them.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 10:27 PM (6GRjM)

112 the girl and that other agent should be fired tonight also

Posted by: Nevergiveup
*********************


Dream lovers.

Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2018 10:27 PM (fdz7u)

113 >>Still why the fuck wait till Friday Night.


Sessions overslept.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 10:27 PM (n5Lcf)

114 The Dems are going to be REALLY fired up for the election in November.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 16, 2018 10:27 PM (uDcBt)

115 As Garrett will tell you, yea.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2018 10:26 PM (/tuJf)
--------

Garrett works for DoJ?

Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 10:27 PM (oMtOd)

116 96 Sara Carte is saying Comey, Lynch and Obama should be worried.

??? Where???

Posted by: Abiss at March 16, 2018 10:28 PM (L6Zpd)

117 Now, how does the media play this? Can they talk about what a meanie Trump is for having Sessions fire a "law enforcement officer" WITHOUT mentioning what McCabe was doing that got him fired?
*****************************
Stormy, Stormy, Stormy, Russia, Russia, Russia
obstruction, obstruction, obstruction.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2018 10:28 PM (PvFoN)

118 113. Gotta twist that knife. It's not enough merely to drive the blade in to the hilt. Ya gotta wrench it a few times to make sure.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 10:28 PM (fA1SL)

119 How is McCabe worth 10 million? Does Law Enforce3ment really pay that good?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:28 PM (mc8++)

120 About time.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 16, 2018 10:28 PM (iglIa)

121 Why did they wait until this late to do this ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2018 10:28 PM (VWsDy)

122 Sara Carte is saying Comey, Lynch and Obama should be worried
=====
They are. So are a lot of other people.

Btw. Why do you think rice wrote that email to herself tell. Minutes before leaving the Whitehouse forever. They were playing with fire and knew it. Burned they will be.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 16, 2018 10:28 PM (ZuGkg)

123 You want to know who else is going to get no pension?

Me. And everyone I know.

Fuck you, Baby-Head McCabe.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2018 10:28 PM (t5m5e)

124 Whoa. Sara Carter!!!


Lynch? Obama?!???? !!!

Ho boy.

Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 10:29 PM (Z48ZB)

125 I'm fapping to FNC, and it's not because of Laura Ingraham.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at March 16, 2018 10:29 PM (qhdz6)

126 Sara Carte is saying Comey, Lynch and Obama should be worried.

??? Where???

Posted by: Abiss at March 16, 2018 10:28 PM (L6Zpd)
**********************************
On Fox Laura's show

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2018 10:29 PM (PvFoN)

127 Do people like Rick Wilson really believe what they say?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:29 PM (mc8++)

128 The fact that Sessions fired McCabe tells me there's a lot more going on that we think. They probably already have the answers to the questions they want to ask if there is an full scale investigation.

As Garrett will tell you, yea.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2018 10:26 PM (/tuJf)


Sessions reminds me of the guys who make sure they have all the ducks lined up in a row before pulling the trigger. Not rushing and doing things half-ass like some people.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 16, 2018 10:29 PM (oScPm)

129 125 How is McCabe worth 10 million? Does Law Enforce3ment really pay that good?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:28 PM (mc8++)

He got a good price for his candor

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2018 10:29 PM (VWsDy)

130 next!

Posted by: concrete girl soup nazi at March 16, 2018 10:29 PM (N0sw0)

131
How is McCabe worth 10 million? Does Law Enforce3ment really pay that good?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:28 PM (mc8++)







Dog bounties are out of control.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2018 10:29 PM (eXA4G)

132 Well done, Mr. Sessions. Let's keep up the momentum. IG Report in two weeks. More firings. Let the indictments fly.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 16, 2018 10:29 PM (Dp6qK)

133 How is McCabe worth 10 million? Does Law Enforce3ment really pay that good?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:28 PM (mc8++)

At that level...yeah
Graft and all
And what did he wife make?

Remember the inflated salary the wife of some obscure State Senator from IL. got as the exec at a Hospital? Cough Couogh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:29 PM (SjImc)

134 Wilson is seeing shades of 1974.
I'm seeing shades of 1973.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 16, 2018 10:30 PM (iI6cZ)

135 133. Ruck Fick Wilson.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 10:30 PM (fA1SL)

136 How is McCabe worth 10 million? Does Law Enforcement really pay off that good?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:28 PM (mc8++)


Asked and answered!

Posted by: Concerned Comrade Hrothgar at March 16, 2018 10:30 PM (asgMB)

137 Lynch Obama?

A little harsh, no?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:30 PM (mc8++)

138 Fuck you..... Now Go get yer shine box


Posted by: fireman1 at March 16, 2018 10:30 PM (/0muP)

139 Ah remember when a prick had a little fit when an open blogger wrote a post saying mean things about "friend of the blog" Rick Wilson.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 16, 2018 10:30 PM (iglIa)

140 7 Amy Fiscus???There's Harvy joke in here as in McCabe just got pissed on by Sessions.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 10:15 PM (6GRjM)

Shhhh! Hopefully publius will "water" her for a while and lead me alone. Please God.

Posted by: publius's ficus at March 16, 2018 10:30 PM (gQQ9b)

141 Why did they wait until this late to do this ?
====
Managing the media narrative.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 16, 2018 10:30 PM (ZuGkg)

142 And, Jeff Sessions makes me eat my words. But, they are tasty and I'm happy to do so. Thank you, sir.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 16, 2018 10:30 PM (pvjTE)

143 Why wait until now?

Revenge is sweetest when served cold and the victim least expects it. McCabe thought he was in the clear to get his pension. Instead in the Donald Trump version of Monopoly it looks like he is going directly to jail and not collecting his pension for passing Go.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 10:30 PM (6GRjM)

144 Gotta twist that knife. It's not enough merely to drive the blade in to the hilt. Ya gotta wrench it a few times to make sure.

As long as we're quoting Dune, we're supposed to say, "The slow blade pierces the shield."

Or, in Sezzzzions' case, "The nearly comatose blade pierces the shield."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 16, 2018 10:30 PM (GdWl+)

145 Do people like Rick Wilson really believe what they say?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:29 PM (mc8++)

He thinks he will get a nice Dacha in the new order.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 16, 2018 10:31 PM (Eu5eZ)

146
How is McCabe worth 10 million?


Terry McAulliffe money.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 10:31 PM (oVJmc)

147 Guess they got the power back on at Snoozy's house

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2018 10:31 PM (VWsDy)

148 140. * fistbump *

The response to Nineteen Eighty Four is 1973.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 10:31 PM (fA1SL)

149 If McCabe is indicted, we can haz victory tits?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 16, 2018 10:32 PM (Tnhbr)

150 115

Gonna suck to be McCabe's dog, though.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2018 10:27 PM (eXA4G)


What's Strozk have to do with it?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 16, 2018 10:32 PM (Dp6qK)

151 Dirtbag McCabe loses Round 1 of his pension grift.

Many lawsuits to follow. Remember, he gets free top flight legal counsel to fight the firing, at taxpayer expense.

Anyways, I'll not speak illy of Sessions for at least 1 day.

*repeated from the ONT*

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2018 10:32 PM (0ogQG)

152 I want to see McCabe arrested tomorrow morning, he did everything they accused Flynn of?

Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2018 10:32 PM (MS0+a)

153 How is McCabe worth 10 million?

He stayed bought.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 16, 2018 10:32 PM (O5Q3r)

154 Dear Dems of Civ5,

You're right to worry...

(DECLARE WAR)

Sincerely,
Atilla the Trump

Posted by: trev006 at March 16, 2018 10:32 PM (5yy3j)

155 McCabe facing criminal charges too. He's not going to like being an ex-FBI agent in prison. Happy birthday you corrupt shit.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 16, 2018 10:32 PM (bML9A)

156 15 Let the spankings begin!
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 16, 2018 10:15 PM (iiixZ)

Yes please!

Posted by: The Ladies of Castle Anthrax at March 16, 2018 10:32 PM (gQQ9b)

157 So Wilson is comparing the firing of a corrupt, dirty LEO who was trying to bring down a presidential candidate to Nixon firing a Special Prosecutor? What is Rick Wilson going to say when Trump fires Mueller?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:32 PM (mc8++)

158 He should have faded quietly into the night

Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2018 10:32 PM (MS0+a)

159 So what?

So what he was fired, so what he lost his pension?, and wake me when he gets justice.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2018 10:32 PM (EZebt)

160 Sara Carter said yesterday that this was going to happen today and as usual she was right.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2018 10:33 PM (PvFoN)

161 How is McCabe worth 10 million? Does Law Enforce3ment really pay that good?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:28 PM (mc8++)


Hell No!

But looking the other way at the right time sometimes does!

Posted by: the tiny percentage that give the others a bad name at March 16, 2018 10:33 PM (z79tQ)

162 >>>How is McCabe worth 10 million? Does Law Enforce3ment really pay that good?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:28 PM (mc8++)



He got a good price for his candor

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2018 10:29 PM (VWsDy)<<<

Are bottle cities really worth that much? Hmmm.

Posted by: Superman at March 16, 2018 10:33 PM (c9/Pc)

163 160. His name is Genghis Don.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 10:33 PM (fA1SL)

164 Sessions will have to do more than this. Firing McCabe didn't take a great deal of fortitude.

Not dancing.

Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2018 10:33 PM (fdz7u)

165 I want to see McCabe arrested tomorrow morning, he did everything they accused Flynn of?

Selective prosecution is the very cornerstone of our democracy!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 10:33 PM (oVJmc)

166 I'm not sure McCabe is qualified to hold a job as an unarmed security guard in Texas; I think you have to pass an FBI background check for that.

Posted by: An Observation at March 16, 2018 10:33 PM (TPKPX)

167 UNLESS ACTIVELY PREVENTED, THE DEEP STATE WILL COMPENSATE ALL OF THEM FOR THEIR PERVERTED TREASONOUS SERVICE.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2018 10:34 PM (t5m5e)

168 68
McCabe is 49 .

He has 21 years.

You MUST have 20 years AND be at least 57 years old.


NO PENSION.


Posted by: wheels of justice at March 16, 2018 10:22 PM (IkIB1)

He's got the time, but not the age. 25 years LE time at any age, or 20 years by age 50. 57 is mandatory retirement (which is why the hiring cut-off is 37).

Posted by: elliot at March 16, 2018 10:34 PM (D+Jl9)

169 Do people like Rick Wilson really believe what they say?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:29 PM (mc8++)

He thinks he will get a nice Dacha in the new order.
Posted by: Burnt Toast

He'll get a dry ditch to die in ...

Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2018 10:34 PM (MS0+a)

170 What is Rick Wilson going to say when Trump fires Mueller?
Posted by: JoeF.

Sputter in impotent rage?
(Emphasis on "impotent")

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 16, 2018 10:34 PM (iI6cZ)

171 What will Rick Wilson be saying when the full IG report is released?

Posted by: tankdemon at March 16, 2018 10:34 PM (FjNsc)

172 lying under oath. do to him what he did to others. free room and board for years to allow him to write.

Posted by: Saudaukar jailor at March 16, 2018 10:34 PM (Wa5hI)

173 I hope Sessions hasn't wiped the blood off of the knife.

'Cause I wanna see it mounted and displayed in a shadow-box frame, in the lobby of the Department of Justice.

A reminder to some, a warning to others. And an object of celebration to us all.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2018 10:34 PM (QzJWU)

174 Remind me not to stand near Rick Wilson
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2018 10:23 PM (MS0+a)


Rule one: Never call someone you actually believe to be a vindictive bitch who has lots of power a "vindictive bitch"

This is the story of Hillary and Obama, after all.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2018 10:35 PM (2K6fY)

175 Here's my dedication song to this event:

https://tinyurl.com/n7mrjpj

Hopefully we can use it over and over the next few years.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 16, 2018 10:35 PM (8V/cn)

176 158 I want to see McCabe arrested tomorrow morning, he did everything they accused Flynn of?
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2018 10:32 PM (MS0+a

Sounds like we got another customer

Posted by: PUDDING SHOP at March 16, 2018 10:35 PM (VWsDy)

177 Rick Wilson is sexist. Calling a man a bitch intended as an insult? Why not just say he throws like a girl!?

SEXIST!

Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 10:35 PM (Z48ZB)

178 How is McCabe worth 10 million? Does Law Enforce3ment really pay that good?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:28 PM (mc8++)

Remember, no one went to prison over the financial crisis.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at March 16, 2018 10:35 PM (xzV6l)

179 I wouldn't be at all surprised if PDTS told Snoozy to fire McCabe or his replacement would.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 16, 2018 10:24 PM (JLq1

----------

I can see this.

"Jeff, I am trying to drain this swamp, as I promised my voters. This guy is a prime example of the swamp. He needs to go. Either you do it or I will, which would lead to serious questions in my mind. What's it gonna be? I need a decision right now."

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 16, 2018 10:35 PM (0t14c)

180 Don't worry about McCabe's pension. He's going to make more off his book deal than his pension.

==============


Does he get to keep the proceeds from his book deal when he's rotting away in a PMITAFP?

Posted by: Nostradamus at March 16, 2018 10:35 PM (BiLU+)

181 Dacha for truly useful idiots, Dachau for the useful idiots.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 10:35 PM (6GRjM)

182 173. And that's where Nastiya comes in.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 10:36 PM (fA1SL)

183 Echos of 1974? WTF? I'm sure the MSM will be repeating that endlessly next few days. Bad enough with most of the left stuck in the 60's Now we have the idiots stuck in Watergate.

Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2018 10:36 PM (NbRJx)

184 I'd bet there was a noise like thunder from the puckering of assholes in DC and environs.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 16, 2018 10:36 PM (hUqh+)

185 Rick Wilson and his Obama-inspired twitter pic can suck bunions in hell.

Posted by: ghost of kari - certified sidebar at March 16, 2018 10:37 PM (eY/ez)

186 Whatever Bill Kristol is gearing up to tweet shortly will be epic.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:37 PM (mc8++)

187 "The idea that I was dishonest is just wrong," McCabe lied.

Posted by: JSchuler at March 16, 2018 10:38 PM (YsGL+)

188 Remember, this whole 'russia' bullcrap started as meeting in McCabe's office.

I'd like to see the whole shebang lit on fire.

Posted by: booknlass at March 16, 2018 10:38 PM (xGMkv)

189 Remember, no one went to prison over the financial crisis.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge
****************************

Corzine stole money from segregated funds and received not a slap on the hand. Then went on to be a party darling/mover/shaker.

Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2018 10:38 PM (fdz7u)

190 Well...bye.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 10:38 PM (NWiLs)

191 And, with 21 years, he has the time accrued for non- LE pension, but can't collect until 60 (I think, it might be 57 - the mandatory LE retirement age).

Posted by: elliot at March 16, 2018 10:38 PM (D+Jl9)

192 191. Whatever ya got. His name can shatter it.
Praise Tengri - may Sun-in-His-Hair triumph, long let his spirit-horse run.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 10:38 PM (fA1SL)

193 Have the Hawaiian judges weighed in on this yet?

Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2018 10:38 PM (NbRJx)

194 What type of stone is appropriate for an altar to President Donald J Trump?
Posted by: wheels of justice

Whatever the Aztec's used, with the blood drains

Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2018 10:38 PM (MS0+a)

195 The fact that Sessions fired McCabe tells me there's a lot more going on that we think. They probably already have the answers to the questions they want to ask if there is an full scale investigation.

As Garrett will tell you, yea.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2018 10:26 PM (/tuJf)


Wait...what? Our Garrett?

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 16, 2018 10:38 PM (oScPm)

196 163 So Wilson is comparing the firing of a corrupt, dirty LEO who was trying to bring down a presidential candidate to Nixon firing a Special Prosecutor? What is Rick Wilson going to say when Trump fires Mueller?
Posted by: JoeF



I await, clutching my pearls, on what Rick Wilson has to say!!!

{narrator voice} I don't.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2018 10:38 PM (pY+s4)

197 How the fuck is strzok still employed at the fbi?

strzok sounds alot like strozki and we all know what that means

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:38 PM (SjImc)

198 195
"The idea that I was dishonest is just wrong," McCabe lied.

Posted by: JSchuler at March 16, 2018 10:38 PM (YsGL+)


Threadwinner?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 16, 2018 10:39 PM (Dp6qK)

199 McCrabie, I hope you keep blathering to the press because you just might slip up and accidentally say the truth.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 10:39 PM (6GRjM)

200 So Mcabe didn't take the offer of keeping his pension if he rolled it looks like.


Round 2 is gonna be a joy to behold.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 16, 2018 10:39 PM (S/hVx)

201 Rick Wilson, what a guzzler.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2018 10:39 PM (3Pma+)

202 And that's where Nastiya comes in.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii
****************************

Uncle, you're getting readyer everyday.

Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2018 10:39 PM (fdz7u)

203 McCrabie, I hope you keep blathering to the press because you just might slip up and accidentally say the truth.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 10:39 PM (6GRjM)

He just did by outing him as left wing activist

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:40 PM (SjImc)

204 What type of stone is appropriate for an altar to President Donald J Trump?
Posted by: wheels of justice

Only diamonds. The biggest around. Classy and luxurious.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 16, 2018 10:40 PM (iI6cZ)

205 Yeah..good for the Keebler Elf.. But this ain't gonna do jack shit to McCabe's pension.

First off, he was retiring early.. not a "full pension" as everyone has been crowing about.

Second, this will go to a DC court.. can I bet anyone 20-1 odds no DC court will uphold him losing his pension?? This is civil service with some pretty strict rules.

Third.. even if he cannot collect now, he can collect at 62.. with his annuity building 1.1% per year until then..

Still.. glad the asshole got canned.. he should be behind bars!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 16, 2018 10:40 PM (5tSKk)

206 All true gopnik make party at happy news.

https://youtu.be/afP71xwLI8Y

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 10:40 PM (fA1SL)

207 Echos of 1974"

The "Rumble in the Jungle"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 10:40 PM (7LY+6)

208 195 "The idea that I was dishonest is just wrong," McCabe lied.

Posted by: JSchuler at March 16, 2018 10:38 PM (YsGL+)


Well, as long as you lied without any intent to violate your oath, I'm sure no reasonable prosecutor would try to bring a case forward...

Posted by: Concerned Comrade Hrothgar at March 16, 2018 10:40 PM (asgMB)

209 What type of stone is appropriate for an altar to President Donald J Trump?
Posted by: wheels of justice

Gold Bricks.

Posted by: ALH at March 16, 2018 10:40 PM (7XQIP)

210 How is McCabe worth 10 million?


That really chafes my hide. Did he inherit it? How does he have so much money, ffs.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 16, 2018 10:41 PM (oScPm)

211 "Strozki's a pimp. He's not smart enough to pull this off."

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:41 PM (mc8++)

212 For every Wilson Cuck, there are ten thousand private citizens cheering that justice may be fairly applied to those in power

Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 10:41 PM (Z48ZB)

213 Let the fires be lit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2018 10:41 PM (KXVP7)

214 >>>If you aren't seeing the echoes of 1974, you're not paying attention.<<<




You're lucky it's not '76... 1776... bitch.

Posted by: the Founding Fathers at March 16, 2018 10:41 PM (c9/Pc)

215 McCabe, meet me it Ft. Marcy Park.

Posted by: hillary at March 16, 2018 10:41 PM (Dp6qK)

216 As long as we're quoting Dune,


I want that pissant to get the gom jabbar...



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 16, 2018 10:42 PM (8iiMU)

217 211. Heh. I've got Misha and Pavel, I've got Vadim. And today, Nastiya has joined my clan.

Slav Power!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 10:42 PM (fA1SL)

218 Sarah Cater is a 'one'.


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at March 16, 2018 10:42 PM (8iiMU)

219 The Office of Professional Responsibility makes the recommendation. I did not know that.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2018 10:43 PM (PvFoN)

220 strzok sounds alot like strozki and we all know what that means
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:38 PM (SjImc)

It means Hutczh will be tearing ass around the corner in his 72 Gran Torino any minute.

Posted by: the tiny percentage that give the others a bad name at March 16, 2018 10:43 PM (z79tQ)

221 Rick Wilson buys underwear with a built in butt plug

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 10:43 PM (LAUiD)

222 Heh. I've got Misha and Pavel, I've got Vadim.

Yeah but we got moose and squirrel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:43 PM (SjImc)

223 212
How the fuck is strzok still employed at the fbi?

...

Patience , grasshopper.


Watch.


Watch. And learn.
Posted by: wheels of justice

So he has to talk to the IG. Plus, he's essentially a spy. He might flip.

Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2018 10:43 PM (MS0+a)

224 This calls for a slice of flourless chocolate cake with mirror icing.

Damn, wish I had some.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 16, 2018 10:44 PM (oScPm)

225 Let me know when someone is placed in handcuffs.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 10:44 PM (r9UYA)

226 @149 Why wait until now?

Revenge is sweetest when served cold and the victim least expects it. McCabe thought he was in the clear to get his pension. Instead in the Donald Trump version of Monopoly it looks like he is going directly to jail and not collecting his pension for passing Go.
----------------

Also, Friday news cycle.

Most of the public has no clue what any of this is about. All they're going to see is "Trump was mean to a stalwart FBI guy." Best to have it happen late Friday, when it'll get the least attention from the public's fickle focus.

Posted by: junior at March 16, 2018 10:44 PM (kddpK)

227 Its cute that the cucks are comparing this with Watergate. Poor dears.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2018 10:45 PM (pY+s4)

228 "lack of candor" is interesting choice of words

Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2018 10:45 PM (MS0+a)

229 Rick Wilson goes to the grocery store with his two week old produce in his pockets. He swaps it for the fresh stuff.

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 10:45 PM (LAUiD)

230 Why did they wait until this late to do this ?
Posted by: REDACTED


Fire-safing other quarters and avenues of guilt.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2018 10:45 PM (KXVP7)

231 IG to Strozk, "Look we know what you did, now if you cooperate we can get you a nice quiet new life in Florida in Broward County."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 10:45 PM (6GRjM)

232 Ok Jerry, you are smarter than everyone.

What multiple will apply to his years of service?
Posted by: wheels of justice at March 16, 2018 10:41 PM (IkIB1)

Pension fight. Yeee. GET IT ON

Posted by: LISA PAGE at March 16, 2018 10:45 PM (VWsDy)

233 "And he's liberated to speak the truth."

Liberate the lot of them.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 16, 2018 10:45 PM (cu8/f)

234 I exclusively drink penis-flavored mineral water.

Posted by: THE Rick Wilson at March 16, 2018 10:45 PM (H5knJ)

235 I'm never ever doubting JackStraw again.

Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 10:45 PM (gcme+)

236 Ok Jerry, you are smarter than everyone.

What multiple will apply to his years of service?


Posted by: wheels of justice
............
Go look it up.. some retirees get multiples, some don't. Lots of complicated rules.. but I am pretty confident a DC Judge will rule this firing was vindictive 2 days before he turned 50 and became eleigible.

And you know what? Fuck off, asshole.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 16, 2018 10:46 PM (5tSKk)

237 I hope some good Kekistanis have some dank "Jeff Sessions Thug Life" memes ready to go if charges are brought.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 16, 2018 10:46 PM (iI6cZ)

238 Whitey Bulger's FBI pal lost his pension after retirement when he was convicted. McCabe knows his pension is gone; he's hoping to just avoid prison time.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 16, 2018 10:46 PM (bML9A)

239 BUT Under Fire you were here earlier Complaining The Sleepy SessionZZZZZZZZ Did nothing like you sai. Move the Goalm Posts much???

Posted by: DeploaBOT at March 16, 2018 10:46 PM (y3aQB)

240 I'm having champagne.

Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 10:46 PM (gcme+)

241 @206 How the fuck is strzok still employed at the fbi?
------------------

Current speculation seems to be that he might be cooperating with the investigation. Remember all those comments a few weeks ago about "Who interviewed Strzok and these other people?"


Posted by: junior at March 16, 2018 10:46 PM (kddpK)

242 Rick Wilson was the name of the B-52's guitarist who died of AIDS in 1985.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:46 PM (mc8++)

243 Let me know when someone is placed in handcuffs.


Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 10:44 PM (r9UYA)

I've been trying to tell you about it, but my lawyer won't let me.

Posted by: Stormy D. at March 16, 2018 10:46 PM (xzV6l)

244 I guess I am naive, who is this Rick Wilson twat waffle? I hear ya'all bitch about him all the time.

Posted by: Infidel at March 16, 2018 10:46 PM (a3OL0)

245 Why did they wait until this late to do this ?
Posted by: REDACTED

Had to get their brackets in this morning

Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2018 10:47 PM (MS0+a)

246 An anagram for Andrew McCabe is "Be Caned Raw, M.C."

Posted by: Anagram Nation at March 16, 2018 10:47 PM (aId/R)

247 Finally, S'sh'ns has awoken, and the great maw of chaos will spring over Innsmouth, as dreaming Cthulu still lies dormant.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at March 16, 2018 10:47 PM (icI8A)

248 Rick Wilson goes to the grocery store with his two week old produce in his pockets. He swaps it for the fresh stuff.
Posted by: Fascist Pikachu


Not only that, he test them all for 'freshness.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2018 10:47 PM (KXVP7)

249 243 Why did they wait until this late to do this ?
Posted by: REDACTED

Fire-safing other quarters and avenues of guilt.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2018 10:45 PM (KXVP7)

Don't even try that highbrow shit on me. I want plain English and I want it now

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2018 10:47 PM (VWsDy)

250 Rick Wilson buys underwear with a built in butt plug
Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 10:43 PM (LAUiD)

Converts to a gimp mask.
He rotates position every half hour while tweeting.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 16, 2018 10:47 PM (Eu5eZ)

251 McCabe and the others should be in handcuffs. Period.
Anything less is BS.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 16, 2018 10:47 PM (r9UYA)

252
Patience. The handcuffs are on the way.

In multiples.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 16, 2018 10:47 PM (S/hVx)

253 Rick Wilson doesn't always wesr his wifes clothes, but when he does its because shes not home and the Paolo is pulling up in the driveway.

The Paolo is never fooled, fortunately.

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 10:48 PM (LAUiD)

254 First off, he was retiring early.. not a "full pension" as everyone has been crowing about.

He was retiring at his eligibility date. Not early. His 50th birthday is March 18. Fed LE retirement is different than the rest of FedGov. (Age 50 with at least 20 years LE time/ or 25 years at any age/ and mandatory retirement at age 57).

Posted by: elliot at March 16, 2018 10:48 PM (D+Jl9)

255 Luksusova all around while I continue the sensual oiling of Nastiya on preparation for her debut tomorrow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 10:48 PM (fA1SL)

256 Rick Wilson called Trump a bitch? Should have been beeyotch, mofo

Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 10:48 PM (gcme+)

257 When someone innocent is accused of perjury, they say I did not lie. Not the IDEA that I was dishonest is wrong


What a weird statement.

Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 10:48 PM (Z48ZB)

258 wow, vindictive bitch...and hitler...and cheeto jesus...and little hands...and so on.

the left is trying to shock us with their bad language.

I still call him potus. the left and the neo left are sad. sad.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 10:49 PM (V3U1L)

259 209 So Mcabe didn't take the offer of keeping his pension if he rolled it looks like.
Round 2 is gonna be a joy to behold.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 16, 2018 10:39 PM (S/hVm

Well if the full truth about their ongoing coup attempt ever gets out, he's gonna be looking at a whole lot worse. although taking the deal might have gotten him the death penalty a whole lot sooner via arkancide.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 16, 2018 10:49 PM (gQQ9b)

260 And Sessions awoke, as his flaming sword a'lites the flickering pyre of Ragnarok.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at March 16, 2018 10:49 PM (icI8A)

261 Uh...who is Rick Wilson?

Posted by: Gem at March 16, 2018 10:49 PM (XoAz8)

262 If Rick Wilson really believed that Trump is a vindictive bitch - he sure wouldn't say it.

Posted by: An Observation at March 16, 2018 10:50 PM (TPKPX)

263 *waves to Broseidon*

Seems Best-Buy has a bunch of Ghibli movies on Blu-Ray for $12ea.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 10:50 PM (6GRjM)

264 If HRC got elected NONE OF THIS SHIT WOULD BE PUBLIC.



NONE.



Posted by: wheels of justice at March 16, 2018 10:47 PM (IkIB1)
******************************
That's why that had to brainwash the public with the Russia narrative... they knew what was out there.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2018 10:50 PM (PvFoN)

265 will apply to his years of service and his pension, smart guy?

I want to hear from the smartest person in the room.
Posted by: wheels of justice at March 16, 2018 10:44 PM (IkIB1)

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STFD down and STFU and allow him to answer, Dunce.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 16, 2018 10:50 PM (0t14c)

266 167 How is McCabe worth 10 million? Does Law Enforce3ment really pay that good?
Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:28 PM (mc8++)

_____________________________

This could get interesting if they pursue criminal charges on him. Should they be able to show "corruption." And, basically, the pursuit of a class 1 FISA warrant under erroneous circumstances could meet the definition of "corruption," as it is the misappropriation of state funds....then all his property and assets can be blocked. ALL OF IT.

Trump slipped in that little gem of an Executive Order effective December 2017. The media totally missed it or chose to miss it. All of these guys who used their official positions that are supposed to be apolitical to influence an election all misappropriated state funds. All of them, upon conviction are subject to this nasty Executive Order.

Posted by: Orson at March 16, 2018 10:50 PM (h0Jtg)

267 Honestly kinda disappointed at the lack of a Flaming Skull.


This is a Flaming Skull worthy.


But I'm not bitching or anything.


There was a Red Headline.



Anyway, now a race for all of them to get in first, and be the new John Dean of the 21st century. Be the new John Dean, stay out of jail.

Popcorn run tomorrow, next week could be good.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 16, 2018 10:50 PM (UsCnO)

268 Every time Rick Wilson opens his Twitter pie-hole he confirms that his derangement progressively worse.

Posted by: geoffb at March 16, 2018 10:50 PM (zOpu5)

269 McCabe is whining about being fired while Michael Flynn is being railroaded and bankrupted.

I am now going to take some deep breaths and try to calm my anger toward this mincing ponce.

Posted by: Blake at March 16, 2018 10:50 PM (WEBkv)

270 also, if you read Ann Coulter's Treason, you know that some lefty law firm will snap him up with a 2 million dollar salary.

so don't cry forhim

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 10:50 PM (V3U1L)

271 He was retiring at his eligibility date. Not early.
His 50th birthday is March 18. Fed LE retirement is different than the
rest of FedGov. (Age 50 with at least 20 years LE time/ or 25 years at
any age/ and mandatory retirement at age 57).


Posted by: elliot
.........
No.. that is early retirement.. not full. It has immediate benefits, but reduced.

I posted the civil service retirement rules link a few days ago.. I ain't gonna look it up again..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 16, 2018 10:50 PM (5tSKk)

272
Sessions just nut punched Stormy Daniels

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 16, 2018 10:50 PM (PtOP4)

273 Ur shittin' me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 10:50 PM (HiQSt)

274 Just got back home and what good news! I'd expected Sessions would fire the turd. Left a few hours ago feeling really disappointed in Sessions, but now my hope is restored.

Let the bloodletting begin!

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 16, 2018 10:50 PM (398bZ)

275
Sad trombone ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 16, 2018 10:50 PM (ggZRr)

276 aw wittle wrick wilson is having a temper tantrum......you can say a lot about rick.....but you can't say he's conservative or honest.....and the people who still look up to him or respect him....are idiots.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 16, 2018 10:50 PM (0O7c5)

277 discredited witness is concerned that the punishment for his discreditable behavior will discredit him. sad.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 10:50 PM (V3U1L)

278 Rick Wilson doesn't always jerk it to non-hentai, but when he does it's to Michelle Obama's official portrait.

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 10:51 PM (LAUiD)

279 McCabe has a fabulous position awaiting him at MSNBC.

Posted by: ALH at March 16, 2018 10:51 PM (7XQIP)

280 >>I'm never ever doubting JackStraw again.

That would be a tremendously bad decision as my ex and other somewhat related people could attest.

I think I've got a pretty good handle on this one though.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2018 10:51 PM (/tuJf)

281 Sessions must have missed his current dose of Xanax.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 10:51 PM (HiQSt)

282 He looks like Les Nessman with an attitude problem.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 16, 2018 10:51 PM (O5Q3r)

283 And yet certain CT JErry's etc. would rather have Hillary as president.


Because Trump, stinky and declasse.


Posted by: wheels of justice
............
Because someone who actually wants to inject some factual information into the discussion is a Hillary lover...

Who the fuck are you, asshole?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 16, 2018 10:52 PM (5tSKk)

284 Yeah Ohr and his but ugly wife...when are they gonna get their due...Jesus, the whole fbi higher ups are crooks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:52 PM (SjImc)

285 Time for a little firing around here.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 10:52 PM (oVJmc)

286 Now, how about some rope.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 10:52 PM (HiQSt)

287 I'm.sure the OPR office is full of career lawyers. I doubt you would be able to make a case they were rushed. It would be interesting to see the date on the OPR memo.

Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2018 10:52 PM (MS0+a)

288 "Seems Best-Buy has a bunch of Ghibli movies on Blu-Ray for $12ea.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 10:50 PM (6GRjM) "

Someone should buy Grave of the Fireflies and send it to McCabe, oughta cheer him up.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at March 16, 2018 10:52 PM (icI8A)

289 Stormy gonna have to pull her tits out on CNN if she hopes to get this off the front page

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2018 10:53 PM (VWsDy)

290 I feel like every moment of #winning under Trump is another occasion to thank G-d for kari here. For keeping us Cruz supporters off the nevertrump cliff.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 16, 2018 10:53 PM (6FqZa)

291 I just visited Rick Wilson's twitter feed. Under his bio is this little gem: "Everything Trump Touches Dies." Wtf? And his photo is a homage to Obama---yet he calls himself a Republican.
What an asshole.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:53 PM (mc8++)

292 @285 also, if you read Ann Coulter's Treason, you know that some lefty law firm will snap him up with a 2 million dollar salary.

so don't cry forhim
------------------------

Where's his bar license? Is it in a state that might consider disbarring him?

Posted by: junior at March 16, 2018 10:53 PM (kddpK)

293 I love a good fight on a boring friday evening

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:53 PM (SjImc)

294 We may have a new John Dean, but none of the nancy soy boys are man enough to be the new Liddy.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at March 16, 2018 10:53 PM (icI8A)

295 262 Rick Wilson goes to the grocery store with his two week old produce in his pockets. He swaps it for the fresh stuff.
Posted by: Fascist Pikachu

Not only that, he test them all for 'freshness.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2018 10:47 PM (KXVP7)

__________
Rick Wilson considers Cucumbers a hand fruit, like Apples and Oranges.

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 10:53 PM (LAUiD)

296 Why did they wait until this late to do this ?
Posted by: REDACTED

Had to get their brackets in this morning
Posted by: Jean at March 16, 2018 10:47 PM (MS0+a)

They all were stunned by Arizonas loss. Understandable.

Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 10:53 PM (Z48ZB)

297 THUNDERSTRUCK!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 10:53 PM (7LY+6)

298 Rick Wilson enjoys peeling warm cucumbers,

with his teeth.

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 10:54 PM (LAUiD)

299 Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 10:48 PM (Z48ZB)



If only someone had told McCabe that lying was wrong!

Posted by: Concerned Comrade Hrothgar at March 16, 2018 10:54 PM (asgMB)

300 also, everyone in the DC area around 9:50 tonight experienced the weirdest power surges (check twitter) and who knows, maybe it's like the rending of the curtain at the temple...the very earth is crying out at the sads of a swampie being denied his pension.

Being denied a pension as a deep state swampite has to be the equivalent of a cyclon not getting saved before dying...or when they killed the resurrection ship.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 10:54 PM (V3U1L)

301 Grave of the Fireflies? Oh!!!! Now that is wicked cool, include the battered little tin also.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 10:54 PM (6GRjM)

302 When I pet my dog, I only stroke his penis.

Posted by: THE Rick Wilson at March 16, 2018 10:54 PM (H5knJ)

303
309 I love a good fight on a boring friday evening
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:53 PM (SjImc)

------

A dollar sez I can knock you out with one click.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 10:54 PM (HiQSt)

304 Second, this will go to a DC court.. can I bet anyone 20-1 odds no DC court will uphold him losing his pension?? This is civil service with some pretty strict rules.


I dropped by Whatfinger.com on the way over here and they had a crawler saying "Guess who got fired? click here." It went to FNC where Teh Ingrahammer was talking to Dersh about what would happen if McCabe sued to get his pension. I heard the word "discovery" a couple of times from him in any court proceeding he might start.

This is a good night.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 16, 2018 10:54 PM (GdWl+)

305 Rick Wilson is currently in his mother's basement, sobbing and jerking off to Fisherman's Wife and Fisherman's Wife 2: The Retentacling.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 10:55 PM (NWiLs)

306 Not gonna lie. Thinking of going out to our property with angel for some celebratory gunfire and its sequelae.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 10:55 PM (fA1SL)

307 anyone have the guts and stomach to go peek at msnbc or cnn? LOL

Not me, Not tonight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:55 PM (SjImc)

308 Who's the new tedious assclown?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 10:55 PM (oVJmc)

309 307 I just visited Rick Wilson's twitter feed. Under his bio is this little gem: "Everything Trump Touches Dies." Wtf? And his photo is a homage to Obama---yet he calls himself a Republican.
What an asshole.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:53 PM (mc8++)

how are you not blocked by lil wrick?......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 16, 2018 10:55 PM (0O7c5)

310 16
Sessions is awake? Are you sure?
Posted by: dantesed at March 16, 2018 10:16 PM (88xKn)

Matlock rerun is on TV.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 16, 2018 10:55 PM (rnXGe)

311 Let him collect his pension... In prison... In the form of packs of Marlboros.

Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2018 10:56 PM (djCea)

312 What did Trump ever do to Rick Wilson?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:56 PM (mc8++)

313 Is Rick Wilson a NR contributor? I'm trying to remember what he has written that I've read...

Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 10:56 PM (gcme+)

314 Rick Wilson prefers the middle seat on a plane. And he's a wigglerer

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 10:56 PM (LAUiD)

315 Let him collect his pension... In prison... In the form of packs of Marlboros.
Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2018 10:56 PM (djCea)

And KY jelly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:56 PM (SjImc)

316 "He who is without sin can cast the first stone"

Posted by: JIMMY COMEY at March 16, 2018 10:56 PM (VWsDy)

317 People get banned for that you know.

Nevertrumper Gerry.


Posted by: wheels of justice
...........
I fart in your general direction..

banned.. I got a hearty laugh outta that, dickhead.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 16, 2018 10:56 PM (5tSKk)

318 Looks like McCabe was about to be eligible for an annual pre-tax pension maximum of 34 percent of the average of his salary for the last 3 years (that shouldn't be more than about $180K in my opinion).

0.34 times $180,000 = $61,200. Pre-tax, unless Fed LEOs get a break on that. He's also eligible for Social Security at age 65 or so, and he will have an unknown amount in his Federal 401k plan (the TSP).

pension rate data from page 16 of this (McCabe is FERS because he was hired after 1986):

https://fas.org/sgp/crs/misc/R42631.pdf

Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2018 10:57 PM (AMIL/)

319 Thank God this fucking cuck didn't get a full pension.

He still gets a pension, just not top three.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at March 16, 2018 10:57 PM (56GKt)

320 oh my, james comey tweeted.

this is a day all 17 US intelligence agencies will mourn. They'll need an honor guard, the tomb of the unknown pension.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 10:57 PM (V3U1L)

321 Someone should buy Grave of the Fireflies and send it to McCabe, oughta cheer him up.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at March 16, 2018 10:52 PM (icI8A)

That movie would make Pollyanna herself slit her own wrists.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 10:57 PM (NWiLs)

322 *drops a 16ton Acme anvil on Comey*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 10:57 PM (6GRjM)

323 Sunday is McCabe's 50th birthday, which would have made him eligible for certain substantial retirement benefits.


??? Well there's your problem.
Age 50 means retirement with substantial benefits to the lazy government class

Posted by: Mst3k at March 16, 2018 10:57 PM (KloN7)

324 also, everyone in the DC area around 9:50 tonight experienced the weirdest power surges"

The Force Awakens...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 10:57 PM (7LY+6)

325 Is Rick Wilson a NR contributor? I'm trying to remember what he has written that I've read...

Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 10:56 PM (gcme+)

The strategy to multiple Republican defeats.

Posted by: Stormy D. at March 16, 2018 10:57 PM (xzV6l)

326 also, stormy's tits look great on kurt's twitter pinned tweet

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 10:57 PM (V3U1L)

327 Sessions finally woke up!

Posted by: Surfperch at March 16, 2018 10:57 PM (MihIm)

328 McCabe is now liberated to tell the truth?

Maybe he should have tried that with Congress.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 10:57 PM (oVJmc)

329 Go ahead and sing, Andy.

Tell us all about what you witnessed after Comey's firing.

Just make sure you start with everything you've said and done since, oh, about December of 2015.

Also, Fuck You, you motherfucking traitor. The Founders would have Burned You Alive.

Filthy piece of shit. I am so angry about this entire thing I am about to self-ban.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 16, 2018 10:57 PM (dDMQ9)

330 321
Second, this will go to a DC court.. can I bet anyone 20-1 odds no DC court will uphold him losing his pension?? This is civil service with some pretty strict rules.





I dropped by Whatfinger.com on the way over here and they had a crawler saying "Guess who got fired? click here." It went to FNC where Teh Ingrahammer was talking to Dersh about what would happen if McCabe sued to get his pension. I heard the word "discovery" a couple of times from him in any court proceeding he might start.



This is a good night.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 16, 2018 10:54 PM (GdWl+)


That is my fantasy. Flynn retracts plea, sues McCabe, gets whatever measly pension he has coming, and McCabe becomes his butler.

Posted by: hillary at March 16, 2018 10:57 PM (Dp6qK)

331 Candor is severely overrated

Posted by: Andy McCabe at March 16, 2018 10:57 PM (VWsDy)

332 Rick Wilson doesn't own a boat and lists docking as a hobby.

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 10:57 PM (LAUiD)

333 No.. that is early retirement.. not full. It has immediate benefits, but reduced.

I posted the civil service retirement rules link a few days ago.. I ain't gonna look it up again..


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 16, 2018 10:50 PM (5tSKk)
Chi, I know of what I speak. Yes, he could stay another 7 years and add to his computation, but for federal agents (I am one), age 50 is not "early retirement". Fed LEO are not under the regular FERS retirement system, we are under a sub-chapter specific to LE and firefighters.
McCabe would have collected his first retirement check within a few weeks of his retirement date.

Posted by: elliot at March 16, 2018 10:57 PM (D+Jl9)

334 There are two components to Federal retirement;

pension = a percentage of your pay
TSP = 401K-ish thing

McCabe will keep the TSP, whatever it may be, but lose the pension.

opm.gov has details on all this, if interested. Look into "types of retirement."

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at March 16, 2018 10:58 PM (iiixZ)

335 The left begins the deification of McCabe in 3..2..1..

Actually, it's already started. I saw a video of Mika and Blockhead from yesterday talking about what a gift to law enforcement he is. And this was just in response to the POSSIBILITY that he might be fired.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 16, 2018 10:58 PM (398bZ)

336 336 Thank God this fucking cuck didn't get a full pension.

-------

A tiny, but symbolic, victory for the normals.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 10:58 PM (HiQSt)

337 Let me know when someone is placed in handcuffs.

Yeah, me too wingnuts.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 16, 2018 10:58 PM (TPKPX)

338 This is a good night."

It's a good, good night...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 10:59 PM (7LY+6)

339 345 McCabe is now liberated to tell the truth?

Maybe he should have tried that with Congress.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 10:57 PM (oVJmc)

Andy's got his candor back

Posted by: STELLA at March 16, 2018 10:59 PM (VWsDy)

340 This is a surprise.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 16, 2018 10:59 PM (roQNm)

341 221
"Strozki's a pimp. He's not smart enough to pull this off."


Posted by: JoeF. at March 16, 2018 10:41 PM (mc8++)


Strozk is the Button Man.

Godfather II, testifying at the Senate:
Senator: "What is a Button Man?""When the boss says push the button on a guy, I push the button, see, Senator?"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 16, 2018 10:59 PM (UsCnO)

342 It's a good, good night...
Posted by: Anon a mouse

https://youtu.be/8CPlF-IEkXQ

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 16, 2018 11:00 PM (iI6cZ)

343 relax, the left has been watching msnbc for last 2 years think that mueller's 13 indictment covering 100 charges is a win, not a sad cry for help.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 11:00 PM (V3U1L)

344 328 Let him collect his pension... In prison... In the form of packs of Marlboros.
Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2018 10:56 PM (djCea)

I don't think they let you smoke in prison anymore, at least in the federal system. Which seems like a big mistake, actually.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 11:00 PM (NWiLs)

345 Shashka girl, for make happy all Russian bots, and those waiting for submissive Russian bride, as promised all Trump voters.

https://youtu.be/AN3uhImuy6E

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 11:00 PM (fA1SL)

346 Off skank sock.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 16, 2018 11:00 PM (Dp6qK)

347 Interesting that Wilson thinks McCabe can now "speak the truth." I guess that wasn't a requirement before he got fired.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 16, 2018 11:00 PM (2NqXo)

348 Who's the new tedious assclown?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 10:55 PM (oVJmc)


Smells a lot like BSG!

Posted by: Concerned Comrade Hrothgar at March 16, 2018 11:00 PM (asgMB)

349 Who's the new tedious assclown?

Not me. I've been here since 2003.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 16, 2018 11:00 PM (6FqZa)

350 ooops - typed in the wrong page of the pension pdf - it is page 14 of 16 in the file, page 11 as printed on the page itself.

Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2018 11:00 PM (AMIL/)

351 The Founders would have Burned You Alive"

May posterity forget that they were our countrymen...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 11:00 PM (7LY+6)

352 "Don't worry about McCabe's pension. He's going to make more off his book deal than his pension."

He'll write it from prison or indict himself first.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at March 16, 2018 11:00 PM (56GKt)

353 I'm a tedious assclown of long standing.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 16, 2018 11:01 PM (6FqZa)

354 325 Who's the new tedious assclown?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 10:55 PM (oVJmc)

More like a recycled assclown. the only thing new is it's nic.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 16, 2018 11:01 PM (gQQ9b)

355 I know there will be lots of disappointment coming, but for tonight, Im tremendously thrilled that Pres. Trump is cleaning our house.

Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:01 PM (Z48ZB)

356 also, cruelty of a 2 million dollar retirement package when us normals have to fucking scrimp and be lucky to even have half that at 65

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 11:01 PM (V3U1L)

357 Is anyone else sensing a certain familiar pattern from a neu-poster?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 11:01 PM (6GRjM)

358 Chi, I know of what I speak. Yes, he could stay
another 7 years and add to his computation, but for federal agents (I am
one), age 50 is not "early retirement". Fed LEO are not under the
regular FERS retirement system, we are under a sub-chapter specific to
LE and firefighters.
McCabe would have collected his first retirement check within a few weeks of his retirement date.


Posted by: elliot
..............
yes.. but not as much as he could have collected, as you say, if he had waited to MRA.. a reduced amount.

I ain't defending the guy.. he's a slimeball.. he should be put in jail and all bennies stripped.

But unless he is indicted, I'm betting he gets his retirement reinstated.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 16, 2018 11:01 PM (5tSKk)

359 354 Let me know when someone is placed in handcuffs.

===================================

So gauche to lead someone to the gallows in cuffs

Posted by: Martha Stewart at March 16, 2018 11:01 PM (VWsDy)

360 "I don't think they let you smoke in prison anymore, at least in the federal system. Which seems like a big mistake, actually.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 11:00 PM (NWiLs) "

Of course not - it's bad for you! We'd hate to burden prisoners with unhealthy habits on top of the lifestyle of malnutrition and surprise anal sex.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at March 16, 2018 11:02 PM (icI8A)

361 325 Who's the new tedious assclown?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
---
who dat ass?

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 11:02 PM (V3U1L)

362 373 I know there will be lots of disappointment coming, but for tonight, Im tremendously thrilled that Pres. Trump is cleaning our house.
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:01 PM (Z48ZB)

---------

BOO-YAH!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:02 PM (HiQSt)

363 I'm a tedious assclown of long standing.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

You give all of us younger tedious assclowns something to aspire to.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 16, 2018 11:02 PM (iI6cZ)

364 Guess it's Sleepy COB night tonight,



Posted by: wheels of justice
..........
you're a pretty funny guy!

"Funny how? Like I amuse you?"

no.. like you are just a dickhead...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 16, 2018 11:03 PM (5tSKk)

365 >>He still gets a pension, just not top three.

If he gets a pension, and that is not at all assured nor is the amount, he will spend all of it and more on legal fees.

Getting fired is the least of his worries.

This is the first shot in the OIG investigation. This is going to be so much bigger.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2018 11:03 PM (/tuJf)

366 Tedious Assclowns of the internet, unite!

Posted by: Banana Marx Guy at March 16, 2018 11:03 PM (398bZ)

367 Rick Wilson goes to the grocery store with his two week old produce in his pockets. He swaps it for the fresh stuff.

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 10:45 PM (LAUiD)


You can do this? Hmmm.

Posted by: girldog at March 16, 2018 11:03 PM (g5YYQ)

368 Being denied a pension as a deep state swampite has to be the equivalent of a cyclon not getting saved before dying...or when they killed the resurrection ship.
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 10:54 PM (V3U1L)

-----


The sad part is it was not denied, but just delayed. He will have to wait until 62 to collect it, rather than next Monday morning at age 50.

That sad little amount of 10 million of net worth will have to hold him over until then. Must suck.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 16, 2018 11:03 PM (0t14c)

369 But unless he is indicted, I'm betting he gets his retirement reinstated.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 16, 2018 11:01 PM (5tSKk)

And there is where the rubber will meet the road.

He should be indicted along with others, but time will tell.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 11:03 PM (SjImc)

370 McCrabie will be plenty surprised at the surprise anal secs

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 11:03 PM (6GRjM)

371 And FUCK YOU Jerry.

You will always be a fake -ass , pseudo intellectual, elitist NEVERTRUMPER shithead.

Your comments from the election are still on the web.


You and McCabe can both suck it.


Posted by: wheels of justice
..............
Wow...issues.. you oughtta see someone about them...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 16, 2018 11:04 PM (5tSKk)

372 388 But unless he is indicted, I'm betting he gets his retirement reinstated.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 16, 2018 11:01 PM (5tSKk)

---

hopefully special counsel II will accept this challenge

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 11:04 PM (V3U1L)

373 Of course not - it's bad for you! We'd hate to
burden prisoners with unhealthy habits on top of the lifestyle of
malnutrition and surprise anal sex.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at March 16, 2018 11:02 PM (icI8A)

I don't think it's much of a surprise.

Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at March 16, 2018 11:04 PM (8iiMU)

374 Good. Others to follow. Waiting for the OIG report to drop next.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at March 16, 2018 11:04 PM (b8TNV)

375 It there's any justice,

Andrew McCabe, AKA: Domino Number One

Posted by: franksalterego at March 16, 2018 11:05 PM (3cq8T)

376 I considered using my pension to buy penile implants. But really, who needs 2 whole inches?

Posted by: THE Rick Wilson at March 16, 2018 11:05 PM (H5knJ)

377 ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz
ZZZZZZZZZzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzZ

ZZZZZZZZZZZ zzzzzzzzzzzzz



*snore*

Posted by: AOS COB Hypocrites at March 16, 2018 11:05 PM (IkIB1)

378 I know we like to make fun of Rick Wilson for being a Cucked out loser who was publicly spat on by wifes daughter when she she refused to call him Dad in that interview

But with that said, he is still a ridiculous loser with no friends and a family that thinks of him like an annoying dog that constantly whines when it's placed in kennel.

Because Rick Wilson does infact whine when he's placed in the kennel for the Paolo's vistis.

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 11:05 PM (LAUiD)

379 I saw Tedious Assclowns open for Bananarama in Vegas at Circus Circus in '88.

Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2018 11:05 PM (djCea)

380 Rick Wilson likes to fill his pockets with corn and wander through petting zoos.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 11:05 PM (oVJmc)

381 He should be indicted along with others, but time will tell.





Posted by: Nevergiveup
.........
It is my fervent hope the IG will recommend indictments.. this has been a coup attempt.. the deep state is deeper and stronger than anyone ever thought.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 16, 2018 11:06 PM (5tSKk)

382 Rick Wilson has indeed bought penis implants.

But what you didn't know is that he bought them for Paolo.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at March 16, 2018 11:06 PM (icI8A)

383 This buys sessions another 6 months
Oh Jesus Juan?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 11:06 PM (SjImc)

384 Oh, and Wynona's a whore.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 11:06 PM (oVJmc)

385 Yep I thought I recognized that reek, the only rancor that outdoes Governor Tarkin.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 11:06 PM (6GRjM)

386 Bring on the Second Special Counsel!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2018 11:06 PM (PvFoN)

387 163 What is Rick Wilson going to say when Trump fires Mueller?


Posted by: JoeF.


Rick has his head so far up Mueller's ass that if Mueller purses his lips for a bit, Rick starts suffocating.

Yeah, I think that was a last straw scenario for Sessions, after doing nothing about Clapper and letting the SOL expire on his perjury.

Act, or out.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2018 11:06 PM (0ogQG)

388 If you aren't seeing the echoes of 1974, you're not paying attention.
-------------

The Flyers win the Stanley Cup!

Posted by: josephistan at March 16, 2018 11:06 PM (ANIFC)

389 the deep state is deeper "

Shep is happy...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 11:07 PM (7LY+6)

390 Bring on the Second Special Counsel!
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2018 11:06 PM (PvFoN)

Ditto

And THIS might be a good spot for Rudy LOL, that would light the left on fire

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 11:07 PM (SjImc)

391 Tension over pension leaves Andy in suspension.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 11:07 PM (oVJmc)

392 Because Rick Wilson does infact whine when he's placed in the kennel for the Paolo's vistis.
Posted by: Fascist Pikachu

If he's good, his wife might deign to peg him with a strap-on, but probably not.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 16, 2018 11:07 PM (iI6cZ)

393 I guess this means that Sessions decided he wanted to stay AG and show he is a war time consiglieri.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 11:07 PM (V3U1L)

394 "The Flyers win the Stanley Cup!

Posted by: josephistan at March 16, 2018 11:06 PM (ANIFC) "

Gene Tenace at the plate - whammy!

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at March 16, 2018 11:08 PM (icI8A)

395 Jeebers. Juan Williams is so deep into the Kool-Aid that he can't be salvaged.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 11:08 PM (ZpfqO)

396 Huh, I saw Tedious Assclowns in 1999 opening for Coldpla - oh wait.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 16, 2018 11:08 PM (6FqZa)

397
Sessions Fires McCabe

"Not so fast..." - Obama-appointed Hawaii judge

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2018 11:08 PM (1uR8b)

398 Not me. I've been here since 2003.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 16, 2018 11:00 PM (6FqZa)

I love how the only part you're disputing is the "new" part.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 16, 2018 11:08 PM (z79tQ)

399 If you aren't seeing the echoes of 1974, you're not paying attention.

Don't say that. Jimmah Cahtah is still alive and kicking.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 16, 2018 11:08 PM (GdWl+)

400 411. The brew that is true is in the vessel with the pestle.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 11:08 PM (fA1SL)

401 408 If you aren't seeing the echoes of 1974, you're not paying attention.
-------------

The Flyers win the Stanley Cup!
Posted by: josephistan



Damn, that year did suck didn't it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2018 11:08 PM (pY+s4)

402 Some Federal Judge is going to say within 48 hours is close enough for government work....and that will be the new retirement standard.

You guys do understand how the game is played... right?

Posted by: torabora at March 16, 2018 11:09 PM (K0z2U)

403 >>>386 Rick Wilson goes to the grocery store with his two week old produce in his pockets. He swaps it for the fresh stuff.

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 10:45 PM (LAUiD)


You can do this? Hmmm.
Posted by: girldog at March 16, 2018 11:03 PM (g5YYQ)
_________
Sort of.

It's kind of like the time Rick Wilson once test drove a car to a rival dealer across town and then tried to trade it in for the exact same model.

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 11:09 PM (LAUiD)

404 I guess this means that Sessions decided he wanted to stay AG and show he is a war time consiglieri.
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 11:07 PM (V3U1L)

Well he ain't no Genco

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 11:09 PM (SjImc)

405 *rubs eyes*

Ah did wut ??

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at March 16, 2018 11:09 PM (VWsDy)

406 Mostly a lurker--always a moron.
BUT!!!
WHOOHOOO!!!
Score one for WE THE PEOPLE!!!

Posted by: SLEDGE HAMMER at March 16, 2018 11:10 PM (VezHD)

407 Retirement bottom line, be retired early and your plans are changed.

Lesson to all others watching - Sessions will fire you and foul up your retirement plans -> minimum.

Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2018 11:10 PM (fdz7u)

408
The Flyers win the Stanley Cup!

Posted by: josephistan


Good night and good hockey!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2018 11:10 PM (1uR8b)

409 I AIN'T NO WAYS FAHRD!

Posted by: McCabe at March 16, 2018 11:10 PM (oVJmc)

410 It's a Saint Patrick's Day miracle! And f u rick wilson.

Posted by: Chase at March 16, 2018 11:10 PM (RbV5J)

411
422 Some Federal Judge is going to say within 48 hours is close enough for government work....and that will be the new retirement standard.

You guys do understand how the game is played... right?
Posted by: torabora at March 16, 2018 11:09 PM (K0z2U)

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Just give me a minute to clear my docket and put on my hula skirt.

Posted by: Some Fucking Hawaiian Judge at March 16, 2018 11:11 PM (HiQSt)

412 Hey McCabe, you're fired. But first you will fuckin' blow me.

Posted by: The Real Jeff Sessions at March 16, 2018 11:11 PM (398bZ)

413 I find Juan Williams's aggressive masculinity a little threatening.

Posted by: THE Rick Wilson at March 16, 2018 11:11 PM (H5knJ)

414 Maybe Shep can suggest a butt lube for McCabe to use in prison.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 16, 2018 11:11 PM (bML9A)

415 The Left/Liberal/Progs are so blinded by their own unresolvable hatred that they are just completely unstable. F*cking insane.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 11:11 PM (7ThJ3)

416 If you aren't seeing the echoes of 1974, you're not paying attention.
-------------

The Flyers win the Stanley Cup!
Posted by: josephistan at March 16, 2018 11:06 PM

Polyester clothes for everyone!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 16, 2018 11:12 PM (2NqXo)

417 that cock sucker shmidt who worked with mcshit wants to fund mccabe's pension.

IMDY?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 11:12 PM (SjImc)

418 I would just like to say Thank you to whomever snuck the Ritalin into session's coffee

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 11:12 PM (LAUiD)

419 Damn straight you're no Fafred, McCabe.

Posted by: Grey Mouser at March 16, 2018 11:12 PM (H5knJ)

420 echoes of 1974, "

Auf de autobahn...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 11:13 PM (7LY+6)

421 Jesus jaun has jumped the broom

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 11:13 PM (SjImc)

422 And FUCK YOU Jerry.

You will always be a fake -ass , pseudo intellectual, elitist NEVERTRUMPER shithead.

Your comments from the election are still on the web.


You and McCabe can both suck it.
Posted by: wheels of justice at March 16, 2018 11:03 PM (IkIB1)

---------

Cobs? Time for this one to go. Please?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 16, 2018 11:13 PM (0t14c)

423 So now I don't have to appoint another SC, right ??

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at March 16, 2018 11:13 PM (VWsDy)

424 Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: lousagirl at March 16, 2018 11:13 PM (PmCoA)

425 1974??

Ne Uni-chan, was that uh Disco Duck?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 11:13 PM (6GRjM)

426 Nights like this make me wish I had a spam can of tracers, because pretty.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 11:14 PM (fA1SL)

427 Good night and good hockey!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2018 11:10 PM

It's all fun and games until somebody loses a job. Then it's hockey.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 16, 2018 11:14 PM (2NqXo)

428 If you aren't seeing the echoes of 1974, you're not paying attention.

What a dumbass. Echoes came out in 1971.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at March 16, 2018 11:14 PM (Dp6qK)

429
Cobs? Time for this one to go. Please?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 16, 2018 11:13 PM (0t14c)

Nah let them go at it...not hurting anyone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 11:14 PM (SjImc)

430 Former McCain campaign manager practically suggesting a "GO Fund Me Page" for McCabe.
Did I just hear that right?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2018 11:14 PM (PvFoN)

431 Rick Wilson paints his ankles so people will think he can afford socks

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 11:14 PM (LAUiD)

432 Doesnt this Wilson ass clown know there is a big difference between us Taxpayers paying McCabes pension and him earning his own money by selling a book that people choose to buy?

No one hopes the guy dies in poverty. Maybe that he goes to jail, but ...

Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:14 PM (Z48ZB)

433 Former McCain campaign manager practically suggesting a "GO Fund Me Page" for McCabe.
Did I just hear that right?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2018 11:14 PM (PvFoN)

Yup

thanks mcshit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 11:15 PM (SjImc)

434 Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 16, 2018 11:13 PM (0t14c)


Which one, I'm fired up

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at March 16, 2018 11:15 PM (VWsDy)

435 You're welcome Pikachu, but it was MDMA, not Ritalin.

I'm glad he fired McCabe, but I wish he'd put his clothes back on...

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at March 16, 2018 11:15 PM (icI8A)

436 "Well, if you've granted their wishes, I'll have a cup of coffee."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 16, 2018 11:15 PM (LOq4H)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 11:15 PM (oVJmc)

438 "So now I don't have to appoint another SC, right ??"

I think he'll probably do it. Trump plus increasing pressure from Congress will force him to act.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 16, 2018 11:15 PM (398bZ)

439 1974 was a very good year.

Posted by: Miami Dolphins at March 16, 2018 11:15 PM (pY+s4)

440 Disco duck was late 70s. I was there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 11:15 PM (7LY+6)

441 Sessions did not disappoint... Rather cold to do it on a Friday night. I approve!

Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 11:15 PM (gcme+)

442 If the first casualty of the IG report is the number 2 man at the FBI, it must be a humdinger.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2018 11:15 PM (gC2IV)

443 I WANT TO BUY JACKSTRAW A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF VALURITE!!!!

Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at March 16, 2018 11:16 PM (C1NyB)

444 It is my fervent hope the IG will recommend indictments.. this has been a coup attempt.. the deep state is deeper and stronger than anyone ever thought.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
--------

Yes...a coup by Republicans!

Posted by: The MSM at March 16, 2018 11:16 PM (7ThJ3)

445 451 Rick Wilson paints his ankles so people will think he can afford socks
Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 11:14 PM (LAUiD)

---------

Oh, now that's below the belt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:16 PM (HiQSt)

446 And Eric holder calling for a knife fight
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

Posted by: lousagirl at March 16, 2018 11:16 PM (PmCoA)

447 Former McCain campaign manager practically suggesting a "GO Fund Me Page" for McCabe.

Considering McTumor is up to his biopsy scar in the Deep State shenanigans right alongside McCabe...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 11:16 PM (oVJmc)

448 Posted by: wheels of justice at March 16, 2018 11:03 PM (IkIB1)



---------



Cobs? Time for this one to go. Please?

Posted by: Calm Mentor
..........
I'm done with the A-hole.. let him spout for all I care..

In fact.. I am going to check on my corned beef in the oven and then go watch TV.. night all!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 16, 2018 11:16 PM (5tSKk)

449 460. My lawn. Your heels with goldfish are on it. Please to remove.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 11:16 PM (fA1SL)

450 462 If the first casualty of the IG report is the number 2 man at the FBI, it must be a humdinger.

---

right? meanwhile comey's still tweeting out nonsense as if he's on the side of the angels here.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 11:17 PM (V3U1L)

451 431
422 Some Federal Judge is going to say within 48 hours is close enough for government work....and that will be the new retirement standard.

You guys do understand how the game is played... right?
Posted by: torabora at March 16, 2018 11:09 PM (K0z2U)


Prediction.. the judge will rule the Daylight Saving law unconstitutional and credit McCabe with 22 extra hours of service.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 16, 2018 11:17 PM (GtG/j)

452 Former McCain campaign manager practically suggesting a "GO Fund Me Page" for McCabe.
Did I just hear that right?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2018 11:14 PM (PvFoN)

Schmidtlap?

Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2018 11:17 PM (fdz7u)

453 461 IC
This

Posted by: lousagirl at March 16, 2018 11:17 PM (PmCoA)

454 Echoes came out in 1971. "

A whole album side...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 11:17 PM (7LY+6)

455 I WANT TO BUY JACKSTRAW A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF VALURITE!!!!
Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at March 16, 2018 11:16 PM (C1NyB)

Dig deeper, he has better taste than that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 11:17 PM (SjImc)

456 McCabe chose. Poorly. Thank God Sessions finally manned up.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at March 16, 2018 11:17 PM (xUjzl)

457 "Echos of 1974,"

Half the people on the left can't even figure out how many years ago that was, and he's trying to reference it.

Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2018 11:17 PM (djCea)

458 Rick Wilson is just an uppity lawn gnome.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 11:17 PM (oVJmc)

459 "Echoes came out in 1971"

And I was taking notes!

Posted by: Andrew Lloyd Webber at March 16, 2018 11:17 PM (mc8++)

460 Sessions did not disappoint... Rather cold to do it on a Friday night. I approve!
Posted by: IC
--------------

I would have waited until the last minute, say, late, late Saturday night. Twist the knife.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 11:18 PM (7ThJ3)

461
Another 1974? No thanks. I had a face like a pepperoni pizza back then.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2018 11:18 PM (1uR8b)

462 And Eric holder calling for a knife fight
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
Posted by: lousagirl

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Where does he want this to go down?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 16, 2018 11:18 PM (iI6cZ)

463 EVERY action by the fbi and justice during the Fredo years has to be reexamined

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 11:18 PM (SjImc)

464 >>>455 You're welcome Pikachu, but it was MDMA, not Ritalin.

I'm glad he fired McCabe, but I wish he'd put his clothes back on...
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at March 16, 2018 11:15 PM (icI8A)
______
he can dance naked next to Anthony Weiner for all I care. Get him some more of that stuff

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 11:19 PM (LAUiD)

465 It's a Saint Patrick's Day miracle! And f u rick wilson.


Saint Donald is driving the snakes from the DC swamp.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 16, 2018 11:19 PM (GdWl+)

466 I WANT TO BUY JACKSTRAW A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF VALURITE!!!!
Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at March 16, 2018 11:16 PM (C1NyB)

Dig deeper, he has better taste than that
---
He'll just give it to his Bait Boy.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 16, 2018 11:19 PM (398bZ)

467 Hi.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Feeling kinda Irish at March 16, 2018 11:19 PM (Mkuv2)

468 Former McCain campaign manager practically suggesting a "GO Fund Me Page" for McCabe.
Did I just hear that right?
-----------------

Hopefully, the only place he'll have to spend it is at the prison commissary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 11:19 PM (7ThJ3)

469 Corner office, big window, fancy desk, ALL SAFE NOW

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at March 16, 2018 11:19 PM (VWsDy)

470 Start Up the Rotors

https://youtu.be/w4MxFm6eZS8

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 11:20 PM (fA1SL)

471 Rick Wilson paints his ankles so people will think he can afford socks
Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 11:14 PM

With little painted Ramadan symbols on them?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 16, 2018 11:20 PM (2NqXo)

472 482 Prince

Posted by: lousagirl at March 16, 2018 11:20 PM (PmCoA)

473 Herb Tarlick, King of Men's Fashion


Someone on the other thread said there was a troll on this thread. Is that True? Trolls on Ace? Seriously? How can anyone tell?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 16, 2018 11:20 PM (roQNm)

474 Your heels with goldfish are on it"

Studio 54, baby! (Ok, late 70s too)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 11:20 PM (7LY+6)

475 >>I WANT TO BUY JACKSTRAW A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF VALURITE!!!!

Mommmmm!!!!

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2018 11:20 PM (/tuJf)

476 To clarify, on the last thread I quoted someone else who was sympathetic to McCabe and then lambasted him. His families' problems are of his own doing.

FFS, are you people that misunderstood me drunker than I am? HE CAUSED THIS FOR HIS OWN FAMILY.

Chavez got it, what's wrong w/ the 2 of you that didn't? Reading comprehension?

Posted by: Farmer at March 16, 2018 11:20 PM (yJ1e6)

477 "he can dance naked next to Anthony Weiner for all I care. Get him some more of that stuff

Posted by: Fascist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 11:19 PM (LAUiD) "

No thanks...wait, does he have any granddaughters?

Posted by: T Dog at March 16, 2018 11:20 PM (icI8A)

478
right? meanwhile comey's still tweeting out nonsense as if he's on the side of the angels here.
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 11:17 PM (V3U1L)

Well, Lucifer was an angel, so...

Posted by: josephistan at March 16, 2018 11:21 PM (ANIFC)

479 They brought a cave troll!

Posted by: Boromir at March 16, 2018 11:21 PM (djCea)

480 449


Cobs? Time for this one to go. Please?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 16, 2018 11:13 PM (0t14c)



Nah let them go at it...not hurting anyone


Just make sure they clean up the mess before their bedtime.

And brush your teeth.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 16, 2018 11:21 PM (UsCnO)

481 Chitown Jerry Started it by Dropping The F Bomb

Posted by: DeploaBOT at March 16, 2018 11:21 PM (y3aQB)

482 Time to open some good wine.

Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:22 PM (Z48ZB)

483 First we Fuck Flynn then fuck Trump
Ummmm yeah no sympathy

Posted by: lousagirl at March 16, 2018 11:22 PM (PmCoA)

484 Let's get a party goin
https://youtu.be/WccfbPQNMbg

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 16, 2018 11:22 PM (iI6cZ)

485
John McCain: Shkfith blahfy burnbjdh tater tot!

Aide: The senator says that he is deeply concerned about this turn of events and wishes the president would resign.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2018 11:22 PM (gC2IV)

486 483
EVERY action by the fbi and justice during the Fredo years has to be reexamined
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 11:18 PM (SjImc)

Start with how no one involved in the 2008 financial collapse was ever charged with any crimes. Billions upon billions of dollars was pocketed and taxpayers were left with the tab. How do you think these "public servants" amass millions of dollars in wealth before retiring at 50?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 16, 2018 11:22 PM (rnXGe)

487 How many late night firings does it to make a massacre?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 16, 2018 11:23 PM (roQNm)

488 They brought a cave troll!
Posted by: Boromir"

Fly, you fools!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 11:23 PM (7LY+6)

489 Another 1974? No thanks. I had a face like a pepperoni pizza back then.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
-----------

Speak for yourself. The girl I was dating at the time was...an exceptional human being.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 11:23 PM (c/EDo)

490 23 Still why the fuck wait till Friday Night.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:16 PM (SjImc)
************
news cycle, March Madness, bridge collapses.... events my dear boy, events

By next Friday they'll be all abuzz about what sex act that porn star performed. They'll have drawings and everything and act all serious and shit. They'll talk about whether he used a condom and if he left a tip. They'll have a model wear the skanks clothes and roll around on a model bed. They'll talk about piss play. They'll never give up. It's journalism.

Meanwhile Putin just flat out murders people that annoy him.

Assad tosses barrel bombs out of airplanes into residential neighborhoods. Gas attacks might be false flag ops.

Africans murder white farmers and then starve.

Satan is having a devil of a time.

Posted by: torabora at March 16, 2018 11:23 PM (K0z2U)

491 Time to open some good wine.
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:22 PM (Z48ZB)

-------

Here. Use my box cutter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:23 PM (HiQSt)

492 Fired. He deserves it.

Posted by: Jorge at March 16, 2018 11:24 PM (zSLqp)

493 Jesus juan really is stupid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 11:24 PM (SjImc)

494 Echoes of 72, isn't that the year they fired
Hillary from the Senate Watergate Committee because of incompetence and malfeasance?

Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2018 11:24 PM (fdz7u)

495 Juan still clinging to "The Russians!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 11:24 PM (c/EDo)

496 I floss with pubic hair.

Posted by: THE Rick Wilson at March 16, 2018 11:25 PM (H5knJ)

497 LOL lack of candor? Like lying your ass off?

Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 11:25 PM (F1cR4)

498 Juan still clinging to "The Russians!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 11:24 PM (c/EDo)

Well in juan's defense it took him 6 months to learn how to spell ruskie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 11:25 PM (SjImc)

499 So how long till he gets charged?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2018 11:25 PM (/tuJf)

500 Or is `72 the year Hillary failed her DC bar exam?

Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2018 11:25 PM (fdz7u)

501 Hillary from the Senate Watergate Committee because of incompetence and malfeasance?
Posted by: gNewt
-----------

Lying. I know, I know...hard to believe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 11:25 PM (c/EDo)

502 First we Fuck Flynn then fuck Trump
=======
It's like a Greek tragedy. Hubris , the fall, and the forced prison sex.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 16, 2018 11:25 PM (ZuGkg)

503 juan really is stupid"

Which juan?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 11:26 PM (7LY+6)

504 Or is `72 the year Bill's mother said, don't marry that girl she's a bitch,?

Posted by: gNewt at March 16, 2018 11:26 PM (fdz7u)

505 not the last time Hillary's been cut off at a bar

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 16, 2018 11:26 PM (6FqZa)

506 Satan is having a devil of a time.
Posted by: torabora at March 16, 2018 11:23 PM (K0z2U)

I dunno. He prefers subtlety.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 11:26 PM (NWiLs)

507 Juan still clinging to "The Russians!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

I've seen some of those Ruskie broads. I'd cling to them.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 16, 2018 11:26 PM (iI6cZ)

508 * oils Misha and Pavel, and saddlesoaps their holsters. Oils Vadim, the PPS43 'pistol,' and loads Nastiya - gently - with her first magazine of the dirty, corrosive ammo she craves. *

Horde! What is best in life?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 11:27 PM (fA1SL)

509 Good Night #1 seed Virginia!

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 16, 2018 11:27 PM (EfEQe)

510
Meanwhile Putin just flat out murders people that annoy him.

Assad tosses barrel bombs out of airplanes into residential neighborhoods. Gas attacks might be false flag ops.

Africans murder white farmers and then starve.


All that is Trump's fault too. IMPEACH!!1!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2018 11:27 PM (1uR8b)

511 I honestly and sincerely hope Trump is vindictive.

Purge the Heretics, God-Emperor.

Deus Vult!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 16, 2018 11:27 PM (xJa6I)

512 It's like a Greek tragedy. Hubris , the fall, and the forced prison sex.

this is sparta!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 16, 2018 11:27 PM (6FqZa)

513 Horde! What is best in life?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 11:27 PM (fA1SL)

That it's only temporary?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 11:27 PM (NWiLs)

514 I'm just glad to see my personal record for being wrong is still intact

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2018 11:27 PM (VWsDy)

515 It's like a Greek tragedy. Hubris , the fall, and the forced prison sex.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 16, 2018 11:25 PM (ZuGkg)


Looks like I'll be heading up an in depth investigation. Stay tuned.

Posted by: Shep Smith, Millionaire Star and Serious News Anchor at March 16, 2018 11:28 PM (UsCnO)

516 Horde! What is best in life?"

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 11:28 PM (7LY+6)

517 Jesus juan really is stupid
Posted by: Nevergiveup
---------------

You know, I can't figure out whether he's serious, or just toeing the party line. I suspect the latter, because if he leaves the plantation, he becomes an unperson.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 11:28 PM (c/EDo)

518 OT but historic. For the first time a 16th seed has beat a 1 seed. UMBC crushes Virginia 74-54.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 16, 2018 11:28 PM (O5Q3r)

519 Horde! What is best in life?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii

Getting pissed on the ONT while hearing the lamentations of the Derp State.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 16, 2018 11:29 PM (iI6cZ)

520 Horde! What is best in life?


To see fire erupt from the end of your staff
feel the joy of a happy ending
hear the shrieks of those you have impaled.


What did I win?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 16, 2018 11:29 PM (roQNm)

521 Alright guys. This was fun.

Good night

Posted by: Happy Pikachu - Sleepy at March 16, 2018 11:29 PM (LAUiD)

522 Horde! What is best in life?"

Heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse
------------

Hmm. Well McCabe's wife may be wailing her laments tonight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 11:29 PM (c/EDo)

523 OT but historic. For the first time a 16th seed has beat a 1 seed. UMBC crushes Virginia 74-54.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 16, 2018 11:28 PM (O5Q3r)

Wow

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 11:29 PM (SjImc)

524 "Good Night #1 seed Virginia!

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 16, 2018 11:27 PM (EfEQe) "

Hot damn. Didn't just lose, they got spanked.

Well, I'm glad I didn't do a bracket this year.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at March 16, 2018 11:30 PM (icI8A)

525 521 Hillary from the Senate Watergate Committee because of incompetence and malfeasance?
Posted by: gNewt
-----------

Lying. I know, I know...hard to believe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 11:25 PM (c/EDo)

C'mon Guys!!

LACK OF CANDOR, LACK OF CANDOR

Posted by: FBI at March 16, 2018 11:30 PM (VWsDy)

526 Horde! What is best in life?

Being first!

Posted by: some moron at March 16, 2018 11:30 PM (djCea)

527 If you're going to start cutting tits and balls, let those bodies hit the floor. Don't stop now.

Posted by: Fritz at March 16, 2018 11:30 PM (bJ0w+)

528
And brush your teeth.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 16, 2018 11:21 PM (UsCnO

How the hell is NGU gonna make a buck?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2018 11:31 PM (3Pma+)

529 This just in: Winona Ryder arrested for giving blow jobs to hobos for $0.14 each in Los Angeles. The official complaint is "over charging".

Posted by: An Observation at March 16, 2018 11:31 PM (TPKPX)

530 Horde! What is best in life?
Being first!


Not always worth it. Ask me how I know!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 16, 2018 11:31 PM (6FqZa)

531 548
And brush your teeth.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 16, 2018 11:21 PM (UsCnO

How the hell is NGU gonna make a buck?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 16, 2018 11:31 PM (3Pma+)

Whitening and cosmetic dentistry.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 11:31 PM (NWiLs)

532 Winona was kind of a one-note whiner in Stranger Things.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 16, 2018 11:32 PM (6FqZa)

533 Well McCabe's wife may be wailing her laments tonight"

Paolo is ready and willing...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 11:32 PM (7LY+6)

534 And the lamentations of the seconders.

Posted by: some moron at March 16, 2018 11:32 PM (djCea)

535 Meanwhile Putin just flat out murders people that annoy him.

Assad tosses barrel bombs out of airplanes into residential neighborhoods. Gas attacks might be false flag ops.

Africans murder white farmers and then starve.



And a #16 seed defeated a #1 seed in the NCAA Tourney.

End Times, Yo!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2018 11:32 PM (pY+s4)

536 533. Shaddup, you! Offered Kekistani citizenship, then gopnik pride, you rejected both, and even declined to be Space Monkey?
* spits *
What you have done with moi brat Nespatnik?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 11:32 PM (fA1SL)

537 Horde! What is best in life?
---
Pulled pork.

Shut. Up.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 16, 2018 11:33 PM (398bZ)

538 544 "Good Night #1 seed Virginia!

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 16, 2018 11:27 PM (EfEQe) "

Hot damn. Didn't just lose, they got spanked.

Well, I'm glad I didn't do a bracket this year.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at March 16, 2018 11:30 PM (icI8A)

No shit

Posted by: Smartie Pants Skip Bayless at March 16, 2018 11:33 PM (3Pma+)

539 What happened, did Obama pick Virginia?

Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2018 11:34 PM (djCea)

540 Pulled pork."

Smoked brisket.

Bring it, piggy.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 11:34 PM (7LY+6)

541 556 533. Shaddup, you! Offered Kekistani citizenship, then gopnik pride, you rejected both, and even declined to be Space Monkey?
* spits *
What you have done with moi brat Nespatnik?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 11:32 PM (fA1SL)

He's sunk to his eyeballs in life's mire.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 11:34 PM (NWiLs)

542
How the hell is NGU gonna make a buck?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Enormous implants. Oh... he's a dentist?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2018 11:34 PM (1uR8b)

543 546 Horde! What is best in life?

That the liquor store is only a short flight away

Posted by: Ferdinand Porsche at March 16, 2018 11:34 PM (VWsDy)

544 MH - It has to be hyper-rare for an ONT to get stomped. A lot of work to put aside. I say you repost at a later date.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 11:35 PM (FJXGr)

545 562
How the hell is NGU gonna make a buck?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Enormous implants. Oh... he's a dentist?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 16, 2018 11:34 PM (1uR8b)

Big toothy grins are in this year.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 11:35 PM (NWiLs)

546 From ESPN: "Of the 17.3 million Tournament Challenge brackets, only 579,666 (3.35 percent) picked No. 16 UMBC to take down No.1 Virginia."

UVA wasn't just a #1 seed, they were the top #1 seed.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 16, 2018 11:36 PM (rnXGe)

547 did Obama pick Virginia?"

For final 4, yes.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 11:36 PM (7LY+6)

548 Virginia got beat?

Wow is right.

*holds up torch*

Should we venture back to the ONT, Hordelings? I dropped all these bread crumbs behind us so we could find our way back.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 16, 2018 11:36 PM (GdWl+)

549 From the Sean Spicier parody Twitter account -

"It gets worse for Andrew McCabe. Now he has to sign up for Obamacare"

lol

Posted by: junior at March 16, 2018 11:36 PM (kddpK)

550 The JEF had UVA as a final four and MI ST winning.

Posted by: Smartie Pants Skip Bayless at March 16, 2018 11:37 PM (3Pma+)

551 Big toothy grins are in this year.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 11:35 PM (NWiLs)

YEAAAH!!!

Posted by: Gary Busey at March 16, 2018 11:37 PM (ANIFC)

552 He STOOD UP TO TRUMP!!!!!!

Everybody STAND UP!!!!

Talk about a Friday news dump.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 16, 2018 11:37 PM (5OEn4)

553 546 Horde! What is best in life?

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National Distilled Spirits Week?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:37 PM (HiQSt)

554 What is best in life
This moment right here is pretty good for now
We know it will shift, it always does
But I will raise my beer to you fellow lovelies and say Cheers

Posted by: lousagirl at March 16, 2018 11:37 PM (PmCoA)

555
We've finally found a White House firing CNN doesn't care about

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 16, 2018 11:38 PM (PtOP4)

556 567 did Obama pick Virginia?"

For final 4, yes.

---

he's about as good as picking brackets as he is or was at everything else.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 11:38 PM (V3U1L)

557 564 MH - It has to be hyper-rare for an ONT to get stomped. A lot of work to put aside. I say you repost at a later date.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 11:35 PM (FJXGr

You folks don't mind reruns?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian worried about Nielsen Ratings at March 16, 2018 11:38 PM (3Pma+)

558 Looks like the only people at the TCU- Syracuse game in Detroit are friends and family.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 16, 2018 11:38 PM (mqNBT)

559 546 Horde! What is best in life?

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The porn version of Wizard of Oz?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:38 PM (HiQSt)

560 Virginia was the favorite by 20.5 pts, and lost by 20.

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 16, 2018 11:39 PM (EfEQe)

561 Horde! What is best in life? "

Steak and a bj day?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 11:39 PM (7LY+6)

562 Should we venture back to the ONT, Hordelings? I dropped all these bread crumbs behind us so we could find our way back.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster
--------------

Uh...

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Dog, Hoovering up crumbs at March 16, 2018 11:39 PM (FJXGr)

563 Turn in those gubmint glasses, ex-gman.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 16, 2018 11:39 PM (4ErVI)

564 569 Junior
That right there is fkin funny

Posted by: lousagirl at March 16, 2018 11:39 PM (PmCoA)

565 Ouch! My wrist!

Posted by: Andrew McCabe at March 16, 2018 11:39 PM (H+7tw)

566 Trump slipped in that little gem of an Executive Order effective December 2017. The media totally missed it or chose to miss it. All of these guys who used their official positions that are supposed to be apolitical to influence an election all misappropriated state funds. All of them, upon conviction are subject to this nasty Executive Order.

Posted by: Orson

Damn. I hope that's true. If so, Best Thing Evar!

Posted by: Sharkman at March 16, 2018 11:40 PM (dDMQ9)

567 he's about as good as picking brackets as he is or was at everything else."

Chicago is OUT?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 16, 2018 11:40 PM (7LY+6)

568 Virginia was the favorite by 20.5 pts, and lost by 20.
Posted by: WeBoned!
----------------

Russians!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 16, 2018 11:40 PM (5OO3x)

569 You folks don't mind reruns?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-----------

I think of it as a preview.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 11:41 PM (5OO3x)

570 546 Horde! What is best in life?

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Yoga pants!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:42 PM (HiQSt)

571 The reality is that he'll sue and some government judge will reinstate his pension.

You know this will happen. That's what they all live for.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 16, 2018 11:42 PM (4ErVI)

572 Go Fund Yourself, Andy.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 16, 2018 11:42 PM (2NqXo)

573 @TheRickWilson
I've called Donald Trump a lot of things, but never a vindictive bitch.

But he's a vindictive bitch.
10:19 PM - Mar 16, 2018

Rick "Gut You Like a Fish" Wilson?!
https://youtu.be/jUhCWItOJ68?t=115

Posted by: Not Placeboing at March 16, 2018 11:42 PM (Y0Ohw)

574 Or as Ace would say, Go Fund Yourself Dead, Andy.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 16, 2018 11:43 PM (2NqXo)

575 Remove GS-3

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2018 11:44 PM (KXVP7)

576 You folks don't mind reruns?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-----------

I think of it as a preview.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-----------

Well, it's pretty well populated over there. All the cool kids. So I'm bailing here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 11:44 PM (Zdm89)

577 Trump slipped in that little gem of an Executive Order effective December 2017. The media totally missed it or chose to miss it. All of these guys who used their official positions that are supposed to be apolitical to influence an election all misappropriated state funds. All of them, upon conviction are subject to this nasty Executive Order.

---

oh Gods, I bit my thumb!

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 11:45 PM (V3U1L)

578 >> "Sessions reminds me of the guys who make sure they
have all the ducks lined up in a row before pulling the trigger. Not
rushing and doing things half-ass like some people."--

Posted by: prof disarray,

Yes, when you're rolling up notorious swamp creatures like McCabe, Comey, Lynch, etc. you've got to make absolutely sure that every legal "I" is dotted and "T" is crossed.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 16, 2018 11:46 PM (Wv9jW)

579 just sayin'...if trump did that EO then he and sleepy Jeff may have wargamed this shit out because if we all knew about FISA malfeasance in Jan 2017 then the admin certainly knew.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 11:46 PM (V3U1L)

580 Wonder who is getting ahead of their skis on this ?

Posted by: REDACTED at March 16, 2018 11:46 PM (VWsDy)

581 oh, rest assured, McCabe...you're not being singled out. Others will follow

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 11:47 PM (V3U1L)

582 Virginia LOSt!! Wut?!

Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:47 PM (Z48ZB)

583 >>The reality is that he'll sue and some government judge will reinstate his pension.

>>You know this will happen. That's what they all live for.

Nah.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2018 11:47 PM (/tuJf)

584 @598 Yes, when you're rolling up notorious swamp creatures like McCabe, Comey, Lynch, etc. you've got to make absolutely sure that every legal "I" is dotted and "T" is crossed.
--------------------

And at least one judge who reviews it is going to take a very close look to find the narrowest excuse to overturn the whole thing.

Posted by: junior at March 16, 2018 11:48 PM (kddpK)

585 just sayin'...if trump did that EO then he and sleepy Jeff may have wargamed this shit out because if we all knew about FISA malfeasance in Jan 2017 then the admin certainly knew.
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House

Don't say anymore. I may fap myself into a coma.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 16, 2018 11:48 PM (iI6cZ)

586 Apparently the idea being thrown around by the progs on Twitter right now is to get some Congresscritter to bring McCabe on as an aide for a week. The theory is that this would then qualify McCabe for the time in service that he just missed out on.

Would that work?

Posted by: junior at March 16, 2018 11:50 PM (kddpK)

587 Horde! What is best in life?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 11:27 PM (fA1SL)



Toilet paper, indoor plumbing and dentishtry.

Posted by: Cohen the Barbarian - we do wholesale destruction at March 16, 2018 11:50 PM (2K6fY)

588 1973: Deep Throat
2018: Boot in Ass

Fire the rest of the SOBs!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 16, 2018 11:51 PM (QMwOT)

589 well, McCabe can "fight" this...but then there's the whole discovery thing. And possibly the whole criminal charges thing.

Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 11:51 PM (V3U1L)

590 Nevermind. No sleep for me. Still fighting with the GF anyways

Posted by: Happy Pikachu - to Happy to Sleep at March 16, 2018 11:52 PM (LAUiD)

591 Who run Bartertown?

TGE run Bartertown.

(Say louder!)

TGE run Bartertown.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 11:52 PM (fA1SL)

592 I dont even remember who UMBC is.

Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:52 PM (Z48ZB)

593 546 Horde! What is best in life?

---------

Networking!

Posted by: Conan the Rotarian at March 16, 2018 11:52 PM (HiQSt)

594 Rick Wilson is gonna gut someone like a fish? Rick strikes me as the guy who won't bait his own hook, let alone clean the day's catch.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2018 11:52 PM (gC2IV)

595 607 Horde! What is best in life?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at March 16, 2018 11:27 PM (fA1SL)


Toilet paper, indoor plumbing and dentishtry.
Posted by: Cohen the Barbarian - we do wholesale destruction at March 16, 2018 11:50 PM (2K6fY)

Babes, Boobies, Beer, Bourbon, Bacon and Bread.
Oh, and the tears of Libtards.
Oh, and the hugs of my son. This beats them all.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 16, 2018 11:53 PM (QMwOT)

596 546 Horde! What is best in life?

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Regenerative neural networks!

Posted by: Conan the Planarian at March 16, 2018 11:54 PM (HiQSt)

597 I imagine that if the dessert troll hadn't had his ass banned he would have spent all week ::making notes sips smoothie:: every time mentioning firing MCabe came up as a sort of passive aggressive way to say it wouldn't happen. Such a shame he's not around. No wait, what's the opposite of "such a shame." It's that.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 16, 2018 11:54 PM (iglIa)

598 546 Horde! What is best in life?

Staying offline. Driving to a rewarding workplace. Hearing the mewling of your offspring....

oh shit...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2018 11:54 PM (KXVP7)

599 Personally, I would love to see McCabe turn on Clinton & Crew in exchange for getting his pension back.

I know it won't happen because the Deep Staters can match any money offer plus they have people killed for turning on them *cough* Seth Rich *cough*

Posted by: Happy Pikachu - to Happy to Sleep at March 16, 2018 11:54 PM (LAUiD)

600 @604
Expand your thinking. Before this is all over with some of these seditious, treasonous enemies of the state should be facing Nuremburg-style military tribunals.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at March 16, 2018 11:55 PM (Wv9jW)

601 Argh, etc. My epitaph, ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2018 11:55 PM (l9m7l)

602 546 Horde! What is best in life?

---------

Freedom from Turkey!

Posted by: Conan the Armenian! at March 16, 2018 11:55 PM (HiQSt)

603 546 Horde! What is best in life?

---------

Ganja! And Haile Selassie!

Posted by: Conan the Rastafarian at March 16, 2018 11:56 PM (HiQSt)

604 They knew he was toast. They just decided to create this scenario of Trump firing the people investigating him. They didn't care if McCabe lost 2% of his pension(or all of it).

Posted by: MikeN at March 16, 2018 11:57 PM (o/eHL)

605 Fox is just as bad as the rest of the incurious asswipes in the Make Believe Media. Always walking around the serious questions. Might as well watch the WWF death match with all the bs bravado.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at March 16, 2018 11:57 PM (rdl6o)

606 >>>614 Rick Wilson is gonna gut someone like a fish? Rick strikes me as the guy who won't bait his own hook, let alone clean the day's catch.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2018 11:52 PM (gC2IV)
__________
Rick Wilson's hook has only ever been self-baited. Nobody else wants to touch that. He's a pro.

A self-master-baiter if you will. And yes he cleans his own catch afterwards. With his mouth.

Posted by: Happy Pikachu - to Happy to Sleep at March 16, 2018 11:58 PM (LAUiD)

607 oh, rest assured, McCabe...you're not being singled out. Others will follow
Posted by: Chaos! At the White House at March 16, 2018 11:47

I sincerely hope so. F*** these criminals.

Posted by: Farmer at March 16, 2018 11:59 PM (yJ1e6)

608 A firing?
Today?
Friday night dump.
Am I supposed to see this as some kind of victory?

Posted by: navybrat at March 16, 2018 11:59 PM (w7KSn)

609

It's just not the same without The Skull.

If one of these sediontist shitstains starts singing can we have a flaming skull?

Posted by: Economically useless and malignantly aggrieved at March 17, 2018 12:00 AM (5BVHO)

610 20 pts. Virginia got beat like a $10 whore.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2018 12:01 AM (89T5c)

611 Where does the GOP come up with clueless losers like Rick Wilson? Cocksuckers like him are why I considered that party of eunuchs to be terminally fucked.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 17, 2018 12:02 AM (y7DUB)

612 Gen. Flynn is trying to pay his legal bills by selling his house, and this is supposed to be some kind of punishment for McCabe?

Please, spare me. This is a victory like I am a ballerina.

Posted by: navybrat at March 17, 2018 12:03 AM (w7KSn)

613 Cocksuckers like Wilson are why I'm an independent.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 17, 2018 12:03 AM (89T5c)

614 This is better than the Gorilla Channel

Posted by: Happy Pikachu - to Happy to Sleep at March 17, 2018 12:04 AM (LAUiD)

615 I'm an expert on being a bitch.

Posted by: THE Rick Wilson at March 17, 2018 12:04 AM (H5knJ)

616 Friday night dump.
Am I supposed to see this as some kind of victory?
Posted by: navybrat


Hey, we takes waht we can git.
*SNORT*SNOT SHOT*

Posted by: GOP Carnival Worker at March 17, 2018 12:05 AM (KXVP7)

617 Thanks for letting us cuddle here for awhile before the overnight thread. *sigh*

Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2018 12:05 AM (Z48ZB)

618 Crap! I was too busy watching the Virginia-UMBC game to notice anything else.

Bye, McCabe! Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you!

Posted by: T at March 17, 2018 12:05 AM (Vgw1E)

619 There's a trolling war going on Rick Wilson's Wikipedia page right now. Fucking hilarious

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 17, 2018 12:06 AM (LAUiD)

620 635 I'm an expert on being a bitch.
Posted by: THE Rick Wilson at March 17, 2018 12:04 AM (H5knJ)
hahahaha......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 17, 2018 12:08 AM (0O7c5)

621 OT

Found the perfect book for Ace. Look inside and scroll down to # 220

Posted by: PMRich at March 17, 2018 12:09 AM (eEBON)

622 Finally - FINALLY - a domino falls in a fair and righteous direction.

Now let's hope the IG report has enough material to put McCabe behind bars, the first of a train of currently walking criminals.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 17, 2018 12:10 AM (H8S+R)

623 I need to read that executive order. If it portends all
Of this, I will be so happy. And relaxed.

Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2018 12:11 AM (Z48ZB)

624 I'm so happy McCabe was finally fired. Be well all, work beckons tomorrow for me.

Posted by: Farmer at March 17, 2018 12:16 AM (yJ1e6)

625 I see that the Conservative Media at Hotair and Drudge are all over this story *crickets*

Posted by: Trigger Warning at March 17, 2018 12:18 AM (YRXy3)

626 The facts on the ground are that the Deep State operatives in all levels of our government still have the power to destroy and or impoverish you on a mere whim.

Posted by: navybrat at March 17, 2018 12:19 AM (w7KSn)

627 There are unsubstantiated rumors on the chans that Trump banged McCabe's wife.

Probably just trolling, but since the MFM has been pushing story after story about Trump's sexual prowess I hope the rumor is enough to make McCabe insecure.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 17, 2018 12:20 AM (LAUiD)

628 And he's liberated to speak the truth.

WHAT...?! Oh, I see, heh-heh, just a figure of speech. I thought he had stopped being a Democrat. Don't do that to me!

Posted by: Hillary! at March 17, 2018 12:20 AM (XaSia)

629 robably just trolling, but since the MFM has been pushing story after story about Trump's sexual prowess I hope the rumor is enough to make McCabe insecure.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu

Has Mrs. McCabe been seen in public sporting an exhausted but satisfied look?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 17, 2018 12:21 AM (iI6cZ)

630 There are unsubstantiated rumors on the chans that Trump banged McCabe's wife.


McCabe is married to stormy?

Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2018 12:22 AM (Z48ZB)

631 Re-runs are great.

Posted by: gNewt at March 17, 2018 12:23 AM (fdz7u)

632 It took Day 800 or so of The Glorious Trumpen Reich for a Democrat to be held accountable.

They will not take this well.

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2018 12:24 AM (XaSia)

633 650 There are unsubstantiated rumors on the chans that Trump banged McCabe's wife.

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It wasn't McCabes wife. It was a Russian bot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2018 12:26 AM (HiQSt)

634 Donald J. Trump Verified account @realDonaldTrump 21m21 minutes ago

Andrew McCabe FIRED, a great day for the hard working men and women of the FBI - A great day for Democracy. Sanctimonious James Comey was his boss and made McCabe look like a choirboy. He knew all about the lies and corruption going on at the highest levels of the FBI!

Posted by: gNewt at March 17, 2018 12:26 AM (fdz7u)

635 612 I dont even remember who UMBC is.
Posted by: LASue



University of Maryland-Baltimore County

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 17, 2018 12:27 AM (pY+s4)

636 They need to rub it in now by Manaforting him this morning at 5am.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at March 17, 2018 12:28 AM (PtuJp)

637 Andrew McCabe FIRED, a great day for the hard working men and women of the FBI - A great day for Democracy. Sanctimonious James Comey was his boss and made McCabe look like a choirboy. He knew all about the lies and corruption going on at the highest levels of the FBI!

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Awesome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 17, 2018 12:28 AM (HiQSt)

638 Rick Wilson. What the f**j is Rick Wilson.
I never see those words except for here.
Of what importance is this person that he is so often referenced?

Posted by: gNewt at March 17, 2018 12:28 AM (fdz7u)

639 I would just like to say that these rumors of my wanton sexual escapades with Donald Trump are not true. I did not make day long multi-orgasmic love with Donald Trump on multiple occasions in many different positions because I find my husbands perfectly mediocre sex is acceptable in comparison.

Thank you.

Posted by: Jill McCabe at March 17, 2018 12:29 AM (PTA8E)

640 So did he fuck with the 302s? What's the sauce?

Posted by: Zakn at March 17, 2018 12:29 AM (cXz93)

641 28 I turn slowly.


But I do turn.

***********************

And my mills grind exceedingly fine.

Posted by: God at March 17, 2018 12:30 AM (611Lm)

642 Speak for yourself. The girl I was dating at the time was...an exceptional human being.

The girl I was dating then is now a nun.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 17, 2018 12:32 AM (oMc1W)

643 >>>650 There are unsubstantiated rumors on the chans that Trump banged McCabe's wife.


McCabe is married to stormy?
Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2018 12:22 AM (Z48ZB)
________
Lel. No, of course.

But McCabe's wife looked cute for her age. Cute enough for a Trunping? Who knows.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 17, 2018 12:33 AM (LAUiD)

644 I still think that the FBI is infested with thousands that think exactly, EXACTLY like McCabe and Comey.

Maybe most.

After all, it was the well stated objective of the Obama administration to do the very thing that we now know has happened.

They are still there, doing their work, and we are paying them to do it.

This is the very definition of the pyrrhic victory.

Posted by: navybrat at March 17, 2018 12:34 AM (w7KSn)

645 whew!

Posted by: gNewt at March 17, 2018 12:35 AM (fdz7u)

646 McCabe is partially right... he was (partially) fired for things that he said (that were not true). If rumors about the IG's finding are correct, he is also being fired for trying to force FBI agents to falsify reports.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 17, 2018 12:35 AM (FTXAT)

647 .Oh damn.

All of those people...

Going "ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZz" and then also saying "Snoozey McSnoozzerson Snoozey with a yawn."

Actually catching a little hook that isn't "Sleepy sleepy Sleepy!"

Me? I expect the "sleepy sleepy sleepy" people to go off and find another thing to go and piss against.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 17, 2018 12:35 AM (0QYMt)

648 >>>659 I would just like to say that these rumors of my wanton sexual escapades with Donald Trump are not true. I did not make day long multi-orgasmic love with Donald Trump on multiple occasions in many different positions because I find my husbands perfectly mediocre sex is acceptable in comparison.

Thank you.
Posted by: Jill McCabe at March 17, 2018 12:29 AM (PTA8E)
__________
Obvious sock is obvious but "in comparison" at the end is golden.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 17, 2018 12:35 AM (LAUiD)

649 So, we're still here?


Der Trumpentweet is rather glorious.


This is where his completely unique presidential style is most amusing.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2018 12:36 AM (QDnY+)

650 662 Speak for yourself. The girl I was dating at the time was...an exceptional human being.

The girl I was dating then is now a nun.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 17, 2018 12:32 AM (oM



Would that be considered better or worse than her going lesbian after you? You know I never want to have sex with a man again vs I never want to have sex again at all.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 17, 2018 12:36 AM (iglIa)

651 Yes, of course it's like Greek Tragedy. And yes, Sparta has been mentioned above. But Alcibiades was REAL, man, a man to keep your eye on!!!

Watch which way he jumps!

Posted by: Anne R. Abler at March 17, 2018 12:37 AM (ZQpgp)

652 Rick Wilson calling anyone a bitch is pretty rich.He is the bitchiest bitch there is.

Posted by: steevy at March 17, 2018 12:37 AM (LiyEm)

653 >>>667 .Oh damn.

All of those people...

Going "ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZz" and then also saying "Snoozey McSnoozzerson Snoozey with a yawn."

Actually catching a little hook that isn't "Sleepy sleepy Sleepy!"

Me? I expect the "sleepy sleepy sleepy" people to go off and find another thing to go and piss against.
Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 17, 2018 12:35 AM (0QYMt)
__________
I'll piss in my sleep with my adult diapers - thank you.

Posted by: Sleepy Sessions at March 17, 2018 12:37 AM (LAUiD)

654 There are unsubstantiated rumors on the chans that Trump banged McCabe's wife.
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That was not Trump.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 17, 2018 12:38 AM (Zdm89)

655 he is also being fired for trying to force FBI agents to falsify reports.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner
*******************************

Wonder if the sexual harassment claim influenced it?

Posted by: gNewt at March 17, 2018 12:38 AM (fdz7u)

656 Presdent Obama should do something about this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 17, 2018 12:38 AM (qM84C)

657 This is where his completely unique presidential style is most amusing.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2018 12:36 AM (QDnY+)


You mean contrasted to that pudgy turd Rove who never wanted to dignify slander by responding to it? The kind of pansy ass dogshit that got us eight fucking years of Cock Curious? Fucking A I'm happy with this.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 17, 2018 12:40 AM (y7DUB)

658 Going "ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZz" and then also saying "Snoozey McSnoozzerson Snoozey with a yawn."

Actually catching a little hook that isn't "Sleepy sleepy Sleepy!"

Me? I expect the "sleepy sleepy sleepy" people to go off and find another thing to go and piss against.
Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 17, 2018 12



You know sometimes people are just crackng jokes or/and are frustrated with the glacial pace this all seems to be moving.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 17, 2018 12:41 AM (iglIa)

659 Does McCabe and whoever is advising him really, really think that the firing of Comey is some sort of problem for Trump that he can hang his defense on? Comey was - obviously - a lawless and clueless psycho case ("nutjob" - Trump's eloquence again is spot-on). He could be fired by any president for any reason, or no reason at all. Thus the phrase "serve at the pleasure of".


What continues to amaze and discourage, though, is just how stupid enough of the country (and the Beltway) are, that such stupid stratagems and people can exist or survive.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2018 12:41 AM (QDnY+)

660 Eh, this serves as a great ONT, just leave er where she sits.

Posted by: MSTisdale at March 17, 2018 12:42 AM (BPtPW)

661 667

Because what else is there to do? Whining to the sky was already done by the Left last January. You know, this may be old, but actually try showing up for work; and do that for a few weeks on end.

And when all is done, I bet you just start caring all about the job and ignoring everything else.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 17, 2018 12:42 AM (0QYMt)

662 Me? I expect the "sleepy sleepy sleepy" people to go off and find another thing to go and piss against.
Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 17, 2018 12

Jeffy is allowed to work on more than one thing at a time, you know.

Posted by: Legion of Gloomer at March 17, 2018 12:43 AM (mqNBT)

663 Capt. Hate I wasn't contrasting with Rove (who hasn't crossed my mind in years), but with all previous US presidents. And if you think I was not praising it you're reading too fast.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2018 12:44 AM (QDnY+)

664 Sessions did it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 17, 2018 12:44 AM (0QYMt)

665 You ain't seen nothin' yet. After the OIG report is when the real hammer drops. McCabe will call this moment the 'good ol days.'

Posted by: akelm88 at March 17, 2018 12:44 AM (dNh/A)

666
Round 2 and up promise to be interesting. My prediction is indictments, arrests, perp walks and prison time for more than a few.

One other prediction or hunch--Trump is well aware to Flynn's predicament, something tells me that said predicament will go away. In due time.


So now it's time for the old folk, I need rest for tomorrow's partying.


And always remember that we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD. After all, look where we live.


Goodnite, good people. Stay safe and warm.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 17, 2018 12:45 AM (S/hVx)

667 What continues to amaze and discourage, though, is just how stupid enough of the country (and the Beltway) are, that such stupid stratagems and people can exist or survive.

Posted by: rhomboid
**********************

Figuratively, they worship Baal. They believe they are the right and righteous. They will persist until they are incapable of persisting.

Posted by: gNewt at March 17, 2018 12:46 AM (fdz7u)

668 Seriously, I can't keep track of everyone I banged.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at March 17, 2018 12:46 AM (HiQSt)

669 Prison next.
He deserves to be charged and prosecuted.
He committed perjury.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 17, 2018 12:46 AM (QMwOT)

670 Here a bang, there a bang, everywhere a bang bang.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at March 17, 2018 12:47 AM (HiQSt)

671 Presdent Obama should do something about this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT

Wait...
I'm just getting word from Reggie now. Yes, Obama is doing something right now. He's smoking choom and lubing his corn-hole as we speak.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 17, 2018 12:48 AM (iI6cZ)

672 you do have to wonder how bad the IG report is if it got mccabe fired.


would not think this is the worst of it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 12:48 AM (MTjB1)

673 >>>Posted by: Jill McCabe at March 17, 2018 12:29 AM (PTA8E)



I would make it:

". . . I find my husband's brief and mediocre sex perfectly acceptable in comparison."

Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2018 12:48 AM (2K6fY)

674 I am the very model of the modern banging Chief Executive.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at March 17, 2018 12:48 AM (HiQSt)

675 Screw Baal. Gozer would totally kick Baal's ass.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at March 17, 2018 12:49 AM (foYMy)

676 Well akelm88 that's certainly what the facts seem to indicate, and what the rumors point towards - a 100-megaton IG report, presumably with indictment to follow (possibly immediately).


One thing I've wondered is if any/all of the Espionage Act violations at State can be revisited, given the jaw-dropping "investigation" done by the FBI, which seemed designed not only to avert its eyes from the obvious truth, but authorized destruction of evidence.


I suppose convictions of FBI/DOJ on obstruction of justice in that case would suffice, so long as the targets get nailed on other charges (and the Clinton Crime Wave at State, involving mostly the same players, was diverse and rich enough that there should be a plea or conviction available for everyone ......).


Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2018 12:49 AM (QDnY+)

677 You know sometimes people are just crackng jokes or/and are frustrated with the glacial pace this all seems to be moving.

What you said

Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2018 12:49 AM (O2RFr)

678 586 Trump slipped in that little gem of an Executive Order effective December 2017. The media totally missed it or chose to miss it. All of these guys who used their official positions that are supposed to be apolitical to influence an election all misappropriated state funds. All of them, upon conviction are subject to this nasty Executive Order.

Posted by: Orson

Damn. I hope that's true. If so, Best Thing Evar!

***************

It's bullshit, straight up. No such order. You can see all the 2017 EOs here.

https://www.federalregister.gov/executive-orders/donald-trump/2017

Orson: FOAD

Posted by: Noam Sayen at March 17, 2018 12:50 AM (611Lm)

679 so has someone here explained the details of the pension thing and how the getting fired thing matters?


have a link?



entire mess should force us to reevaluate the whole pension thing and force all these fuckers, except for the military, into 401ks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 12:50 AM (MTjB1)

680 Screw Baal. Gozer would totally kick Baal's ass.
Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at March 17, 2018 12:49 AM (foYMy)

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Pffft.

Posted by: Ahura Mazda at March 17, 2018 12:50 AM (HiQSt)

681 Off Topic: Arcade Expo at the Museum of Pinball. Banning,Ca
google it!!

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at March 17, 2018 12:51 AM (foYMy)

682 Remember Wray demoted/transferred McCabe already. I believe in response to info developed by/revealed during the HPSCI investigation and Nunes memo kerfuffle. So it's especially idiotic - but sadly fairly typical for today's dumbed down America - that he can pretend this is about Trump's tweets or Comey's firing blah blah blah. When the very recent and well known facts indicate that a lot more is involved, all of it prior to said firing of Comey.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2018 12:53 AM (QDnY+)

683 I love this. Even though just last night many here were bemoaning sleepy sessions. But Im thrilled to celebrate this good news with yall

Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2018 12:53 AM (Z48ZB)

684 Singled out, my ass.

What about all the guys he railroaded?

Posted by: Strock Struck at March 17, 2018 12:54 AM (qlTN9)

685 643 I need to read that executive order. If it portends all
Of this, I will be so happy. And relaxed.

*************************

Look: the POTUS can do many things via an EO, but he can't simply declare that certain actions are crimes.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at March 17, 2018 12:54 AM (611Lm)

686 Not "singled out" - just FIRST .......


Ha.



Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2018 12:54 AM (QDnY+)

687 What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Amun-Ra at March 17, 2018 12:54 AM (HiQSt)

688 >>>693 >>>Posted by: Jill McCabe at March 17, 2018 12:29 AM (PTA8E)



I would make it:

". . . I find my husband's brief and mediocre sex perfectly acceptable in comparison."
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2018 12:48 AM (2K6fY)
_______
"Concise" or maybe "time saving" for extra keks

Posted by: Sleepy Sessions at March 17, 2018 12:55 AM (LAUiD)

689 Off damn sock

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 17, 2018 12:55 AM (LAUiD)

690 Remember all those go fund mes to support Flynn? Me neither.

Posted by: LASue at March 17, 2018 12:55 AM (Z48ZB)

691 And my "vindictive bitch" I think you mean "alpha male who doesn't roll over and expose his nethers to the enemy and call it 'taking the high road'."

Posted by: sinalco at March 17, 2018 12:58 AM (yODqO)

692 700 Screw Baal. Gozer would totally kick Baal's ass."

During the rectification of the Vuldroni, the Traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him - that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2018 12:59 AM (V2Yro)

693 "by" not "my"

oy.

Posted by: sinalco at March 17, 2018 12:59 AM (yODqO)

694 hey, how did someone not let me know The Trump had blocked the broadcom takeover of qualcomm?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 01:00 AM (MTjB1)

695 Goodnight, for real this time

Posted by: Sleepy Pikachu at March 17, 2018 01:00 AM (rNGKx)

696 Adam Housley's twatter is interesting and makes the point/reminds us that there is a whole lot of other stuff involving McCabe, much of it pre-dating the election and Trump era, that may be at play.


Housley says many FBI agents have been waiting for this moment - it might open some floodgates (my take on what he wrote).


This could be the moment when the bulk of the army forces in their barracks believe the coup plotters have in fact taken the radio station, arrested the dictator, and are in control. Putting it in typical Third World coup terms.



Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2018 01:01 AM (QDnY+)

697 700 Screw Baal. Gozer would totally kick Baal's ass.
Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at March 17, 2018 12:49 AM (foYMy)

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Pffft.
Posted by: Ahura Mazda



Pikers

Posted by: Jamie Gorlick at March 17, 2018 01:01 AM (pY+s4)

698 Y5, not me.


It was in all the papers. The papers.


Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2018 01:01 AM (QDnY+)

699 Pikers
Posted by: Jamie Gorlick


AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Political Cartoon Critic ... at March 17, 2018 01:04 AM (AoK0a)

700 Anyone interested in throwing red paint on United planes for killing dogs??


Someone please post on fakebook

Posted by: PETA at March 17, 2018 01:06 AM (nWc4E)

701 I don't like the timing.

Should have waited till McCabe was on the crapper.

Posted by: hepcat at March 17, 2018 01:10 AM (5b+Sr)

702 Donald Trump: This man has no dick.

Rick Wilson: Jeez!

[Charges at Trump]

John Kelly: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!

Rick Wilson: All right, all right, all right!

Donald Trump: Well, that's what I heard!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 17, 2018 01:19 AM (2NqXo)

703 I've called Donald Trump a lot of things, but never a vindictive bitch.

But he's a vindictive bitch.
-- Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) March 17, 2018


I wish I could see him crying as he typed this. I'll pay anyone for the footage from Wilson's webcam. Maybe Bob from the NSA has it?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 17, 2018 01:23 AM (8gDQu)

704 was discussing freedom of speech with a co-worker tonight. He was adamant that speech she be unfettered and unchecked, which I agree with, but I offered up the obvious caveat that it must not provoke violence or cause harm.

He countered and said that was exactly what the Founders had in mind when they installed it as a human right, that citizens should even be free to plot to overthrow an onerous, oppressive patriarch or government domestically or abroad.

I hadn't really ever thought about it that way. Did the FF protect speech and assembly to give us the ability to speak, organize and overthrow a tyrannical government. Was the 1st Amendment really designed to protect our ability to active seek revolution?
Posted by: Life as a Sock Puppet at March




sort of one of the main points of the whole Constitution.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 01:23 AM (MTjB1)

705 Ok late to the party, fairly quiet for a Friday night, watched the late airing of Tuca with the inimitable Mark Steyne, very compelling tv, why don't we have big investors in a more conservative network than Fox.. We could do sooo much better with Mark Steyne over Sean Hannity, but he has given us Sara Carter and John Salomon, these journalists deserve a Pulitzer!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 17, 2018 01:24 AM (nWc4E)

706 Andrew McCabe FIRED, a great day for the hard working men and women of the FBI - A great day for Democracy. Sanctimonious James Comey was his boss and made McCabe look like a choirboy. He knew all about the lies and corruption going on at the highest levels of the FBI!

Posted by: gNewt


There is no way in Hell that Trump would tweet something like this unless he was absolutely sure he has enough evidence to string every one of these traitorous scum up by the balls.

Wow.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 17, 2018 01:24 AM (dDMQ9)

707 >>sort of one of the main points of the whole Constitution.


And The Declaration pretty much insists on it.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2018 01:25 AM (n5Lcf)

708 EXCELLENT.

Thought about posting a London Boys-style stealth link to the NSync Bye Bye Bye song to celebrate, but am too happy to be cruel. More of this please! Did not think Sessions had the guts to do it. Nice surprise.

Missed all the day threads today. In which one was the Donald Trump Jr divorce discussed? Behind on my news.

Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2018 01:25 AM (LiMbk)

709 Wow so this thread is still going and going, kowai desu

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 17, 2018 01:29 AM (6GRjM)

710 Declaration pretty much insists on it.
Posted by: garrett at March



yep

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 01:31 AM (MTjB1)

711 Liz it was covered/discussed on Drudge and Breitbart this morning, not to mention yesterday in the New York Sun or Daily News. What's Bill been doing while Hill and Huma toured India or is he midflight rushing to enter Hillary's kurma (battalion size) to comfort her on the unfortunate bath tub incident??

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 17, 2018 01:31 AM (nWc4E)

712 Your Ba'al itches???

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 17, 2018 01:31 AM (6GRjM)

713 >>>Anyone interested in throwing red paint on United planes for killing dogs??

Could not happen to a nicer evil airline.

I will see you the United kills puppies story and raise you another killing puppy story. A science teacher in Preston ID fed a sickly, dying runt puppy to his pet snapping turtle after hours, with some students present. (Students were farm kids so familiar with life cycle of animals.) their mom was present. Another mom heard about it later and raised holy hell on FB. They euthanized the turtle and the teacher is getting death threats. Will most likely be sanctioned, probably move. Is a top teacher at the school with an otherwise stellar record. Too bad.

Both cases, dead puppy + social media = death by lynch mob.

Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2018 01:34 AM (LiMbk)

714 The greatest things in life are to crush your enemies, to see them fall at your feet - to take their horses and goods and hear the lamentation of their women. That is best."

Genghis Khan

Posted by: drunkineastmesa at March 17, 2018 01:34 AM (uz7RF)

715 will see you the United kills puppies story and raise you another killing puppy story. A science teacher in Preston ID fed a sickly, dying runt puppy to his pet snapping turtle after hours, with some students present. (Students were farm kids so familiar with life cycle of animals.) their mom was present. Another mom heard about it later and raised holy hell on FB. They euthanized the turtle and the teacher is getting death threats. Will most likely be sanctioned, probably move. Is a top teacher at the school with an otherwise stellar record. Too bad.

Both cases, dead puppy + social media = death by lynch mob.
Posted by: LizLem at March




cruel people suck. works for me.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 01:38 AM (MTjB1)

716 Wow, nobody euthanized Barack Obama when he ate dog! Maybe it wasn't a puppy though..

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 17, 2018 01:39 AM (nWc4E)

717 The greatest things in life are to crush your enemies, to see them fall at your feet - to take their horses and goods and hear the lamentation of their women. That is best."

Genghis Khan
Posted by: drunkineastmesa at March



you sure that is the right quote? ghengis took their women too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 01:39 AM (MTjB1)

718 Geez LizLem ...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 17, 2018 01:42 AM (6GRjM)

719 Both cases, dead puppy + social media = death by lynch mob.
Posted by: LizLem at March

cruel people suck. works for me.
Posted by: yankeefifth

Puppy-killers get what they deserve. There's a spot for him next to McCabe on the helicopter.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 17, 2018 01:44 AM (iI6cZ)

720 Puppy-killers get what they deserve. There's a spot for him next to McCabe on the helicopter.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March




yep.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 01:45 AM (MTjB1)

721 will see you the United kills puppies story and
raise you another killing puppy story. A science teacher in Preston ID
fed a sickly, dying runt puppy to his pet snapping turtle after hours,
with some students present. (Students were farm kids so familiar with
life cycle of animals.) their mom was present. Another mom heard about
it later and raised holy hell on FB. They euthanized the turtle and the
teacher is getting death threats. Will most likely be sanctioned,
probably move. Is a top teacher at the school with an otherwise stellar
record. Too bad.



Both cases, dead puppy + social media = death by lynch mob.

Posted by: LizLem at March









cruel people suck. works for me.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 01:38 AM (MTjB1)

I understand cycle of life Liz, but I gotta agree with yankeefifth. Making a dying puppy endure the pain and fear of being attacked and killed by a turtle is sick and wrong.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at March 17, 2018 01:45 AM (FTXAT)

722 Yeah I know Anna. :/ Behind on my news, and I checked the local SLC news and that is the big story of the night. Sigh. Do not want. MCabe news is a ray of sunshine though!

Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2018 01:46 AM (LiMbk)

723 I think McCabe should go off the Tallahatchie Bridge on June third.

Posted by: Billie Joe McAllister at March 17, 2018 01:47 AM (nWc4E)

724 have the demented science teacher feed mccabe to the turtle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 01:47 AM (MTjB1)

725 Tillerson, Hicks, Cohn and likely MacMaster get the HR exit interview before what seemed an almost likely Session Ejection early on.

My "Jeffy is actually a real life juxtaposition of Matlock & Columbo AG tenure" prediction is looking better than UVA's odds to sing "One Bright Moment" this year.

Excellent.

*rubs hands before bolting back to the lab*

Posted by: Doctor Zhivago, OBGYN at March 17, 2018 01:49 AM (1v1xy)

726 In re #733, very stupid move on the part of the teacher. In no way is it OK. Yes, the puppy was sick and dying, but feeding it alive to another animal in front of teens when we, as a nation, are grappling with violence in schools was stupid. What if one of those yutes just happened to be a budding psychopath who now knows he/she loves watching the helpless die?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at March 17, 2018 01:51 AM (kXoT0)

727 Take a sick runt of a puppy and try to heal it. That's how you keep it from dying, maybe it still dies or you have to put it to sleep, but that is one sick SOB that can do that to a little helpless pup.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 17, 2018 01:51 AM (2NqXo)

728 The snapping turtle lacks the most basic self-defense mechanism common to most other turtles, the reason to snapping turtle is equipped with such an elongated flexible head/neck apparatus is because it lacks the ability to withdraw into it's shell.

Posted by: Cliff Claven at March 17, 2018 01:51 AM (nWc4E)

729 Maybe Sessions bet on UVA ... got pissed ... and had to take it out on somebody.

I don't care why. Just glad he did.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 17, 2018 01:52 AM (fiGNd)

730 I would not be unhappy if overtime wages were paid for some Saturday perp walks.

Posted by: Downcast at March 17, 2018 01:52 AM (v2Njf)

731 he kids want to watch something get eaten alive for shits and giggles! no, no, the puppy is not really scared or in pain, they just make those noises to get you to stop.

later on we will vivsect the turtle to watch the puppy work through its digestive system.

maybe later we will hop a jet so we can eat some stuff while it is moving.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 01:52 AM (MTjB1)

732 And the puppy story is screwed up. I wouldn't want that guy around my kids either.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 17, 2018 01:54 AM (fiGNd)

733 The Snapping Turtle will be gone i six months based on my global warming timetable.

Posted by: Bill Nye at March 17, 2018 01:54 AM (nWc4E)

734 I is drunk!

Posted by: Bill Nye at March 17, 2018 01:55 AM (nWc4E)

735 From what I've read, McCabe is NOT going to lose his entire pension or anything near it.

He will receive something like 98 percent of it.

So let's not get hysterical. The man is a traitor to this country and has shown total disregard for the will of the people, playing his own views above the views of those who elected a President of THEIR choice, the know-it-all elites be damned.

Posted by: True the Note at March 17, 2018 01:56 AM (HLTe8)

736 From what I've read, McCabe is NOT going to lose his entire pension or anything near it.

He will receive something like 98 percent of it.

So let's not get hysterical. The man is a traitor to this country and has shown total disregard for the will of the people, playing his own views above the views of those who elected a President of THEIR choice, the know-it-all elites be damned.
Posted by: True the Note at March




someone said his start date for receiving his pension will be pushed back.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 01:57 AM (MTjB1)

737 someone said his start date for receiving his pension will be pushed back.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 01:57 AM (MTjB1)


No idea. Doesn't matter to me.

Somebody finally got shit-canned. That makes me happy.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 17, 2018 01:58 AM (fiGNd)

738 With the holy virgins clintons and their stooges parading around being more virtuous than god, because the investigators investigating them are all demorat stooges. Its sure good to see SOME accountability getting to the hardcore stooges. Especially in the justice department/FBI, Let the stooges tremble, they CAN be taken to account !

Posted by: ron n. at March 17, 2018 01:59 AM (MBrFx)

739 Has Jack Straw chimed in yet?

I think some of his detractors have a bit of crow to eat. This should be fun.

Posted by: Exile at March 17, 2018 02:00 AM (Fikbq)

740 Crap, in case is not clear I am so not endorsing what the teacher did! Is cruel. Is not like feeding a lizard a cricket. But I hate the modern justice-by-social-media lynch mob too.

Sorry if I am dragging down the thread! Just needed to vent about really crappy news. *waits to get a fired notice from Sessions*

If the subject needs to be changed, hope you all have good plans for tomorrow! Whether Irish or not.

Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2018 02:02 AM (LiMbk)

741 I will organize tours for school children to see how we extract a human baby and recycle it's body parts to be less of a threat to the environment.

Posted by: Cecile Richards at March 17, 2018 02:02 AM (nWc4E)

742 One cannot reasonably assume that McCabe does not have some appointments with criminal charges. I don't know the effect conviction might have on retirement benefits, but this is just getting started.


I'm thinking the funniest thing in centuries *might* be the timing of the release of the IG report, and Comey's book. If the IG report is as I expect, it will be hilarious to watch Comey and the "press" deal with it.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 17, 2018 02:02 AM (QDnY+)

743 Doesn't matter to me.

Somebody finally got shit-canned. That makes me happy.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March




same. read an article that said instead of being able to start drawing his pension at 50 he will have to wait until 57 or 62 so he loses all those years. since he got fired he could lose his lifetime health benefits and some leo kicker.

lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 02:03 AM (MTjB1)

744 not clear I am so not endorsing what the teacher did! Is cruel. Is not like feeding a lizard a cricket. But I hate the modern justice-by-social-media lynch mob too.

Sorry if I am dragging down the thread! Just needed to vent about really crappy news. *waits to get a fired notice from Sessions*

If the subject needs to be changed, hope you all have good plans for tomorrow! Whether Irish or not.
Posted by: LizLem at March




well if the admin did not have the guts to do it on their own then it is a good thing the internets mob showed up.

no excuse for cruelty.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2018 02:05 AM (MTjB1)

745 I think some of his detractors have a bit of crow to eat. This should be fun.

Posted by: Exile at March 17, 2018 02:00 AM (Fikbq)


Give me a fucking break ... guy has been consistently, routinely promising the wrath of Hell from all these mystical, magical investigations for what seems like eternity.

He finally got something right. One more ... and he'll match a broken clock.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 17, 2018 02:06 AM (fiGNd)

746 paging #neverskankles....paging #neverskankles

Please pick up the red courtesy phone. You have a delivery from squab express.

Posted by: Exile at March 17, 2018 02:06 AM (Fikbq)

747 Don't worry about McCabe's pension. He's going to make more off his book deal than his pension.

I think Rick Wilson is making a play to be McCabe's agent.

And he's liberated to speak the truth.

-- Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) March 17, 2018


LOL. The last thing McCabe wants to do is tell the truth.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 17, 2018 02:08 AM (8gDQu)

748 Jack Straw has also been consistently advocating patience.

I think that is wise advice.

Posted by: Exile at March 17, 2018 02:08 AM (Fikbq)

749 759
Has Jack Straw chimed in yet?


I think some of his detractors have a bit of crow to eat. This should be fun.

Posted by: Exile at March 17, 2018 02:00 AM (Fikbq)
---
not sure how anything w*rks here in bizzaro land, where ONT's are bumped w/o even a flaming skull, but, as someone who was sure NOTHING would happen to ANYONE, let me be the first to say "mea culpa"....

who knew, at this late date that there was ANY integrity to be found anywhere in the federal government?

will wonders never cease?

i STILL won't hold my breath for the next outbreak.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 17, 2018 02:09 AM (CV53w)

750 63 Andrew McCabe: WalMart Greeter
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 10:21 PM (oVJmc)

Oh, he'll be a contributor on either MSNBC or CNN.

Posted by: JPV at March 17, 2018 02:09 AM (T6elx)

751 From what I've read, McCabe is NOT going to lose his entire pension or anything near it.

He will receive something like 98 percent of it.


I'm sure that pension paperwork can easily get as lost as all the transcripts and messages and emails of the Barky turds that the FBI can never seem to find.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 17, 2018 02:10 AM (8gDQu)

752 You're going to do this Exile ? Really ?

THIS is going to be your trophy ? The nick-of-time firing of a dude so dirty that Zombie Stevie Wonder kept shouting "Can't you SEE, man ?!?!?!"

Slick ... people like you are just friggin' desparate to believe we're going to lawfare our way out of this, ain't ya' ? If I was a good person - I'd just be quiet and let you enjoy the #feelz.

But I ain't.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 17, 2018 02:10 AM (fiGNd)

753 Back in 1976 I went with a friend to student teach at the Pearce School in Brookline, Mass., There was an aquarium in the room containing a small boa constrictor, every week a white lab rat had to be dropped by a specially chosen student into the aquarium, it was probably dead before it went in, but for several days the second graders got to see the large protuberance within the snake slowly descend the alimentary tract. Educational? I suppose so, but it totally grossed me out.

Posted by: Jude at March 17, 2018 02:11 AM (nWc4E)

754 When do we go after Lois Lerner?


Fucking Monday I hope.

Posted by: LGoPs at March 17, 2018 02:12 AM (UThOJ)

755 I'm so glad that, after checking out of the ONT, I peeked in here, and caught irongrampa's nightly salutation.

Strengthens the heart, it does.

Manana, y'all. Or, maybe Sunday. Busy tomorrow.

Dang. That means missing the pet thread again. :(

Posted by: mindful webworker - is fini vini hulu at March 17, 2018 02:12 AM (NsI03)

756 I see the Rubio #NeverTrump cocksuckers, I mean contingent, of the Republican party are taking the news well...

https://tinyurl.com/yasz8kjg

Posted by: Trigger Warning at March 17, 2018 02:12 AM (YRXy3)

757 Jack Straw has also been consistently advocating patience.

I think that is wise advice.
Posted by: Exile at March 17, 2018 02:08 AM (Fikbq)


I got here during the Romney campaign. The fucking guy has been advocating NOTHING BUT PATIENCE. Patience with the GOP. Patience with the DOJ. Patience Patience Patience.

It's not advice, Exile. It's a broken record at this point.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 17, 2018 02:13 AM (fiGNd)

758 'He'll get nothing and he'll like it!"

Posted by: truth be known at March 17, 2018 02:17 AM (Up8Lm)

759 Why kill the turtle too?

Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2018 02:18 AM (1l010)

760 779 Why kill the turtle too?

Liberals ruin everything.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 17, 2018 02:21 AM (2yngH)

761 Why kill the turtle too?

Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2018 02:18 AM (1l010)


You have to. Once a turtle gets the taste of puppy-blood, nothing else will satisfy the beast. They get lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a dolls eyes. Once the turtle comes after you, he don't seem like he's livin' until he bites ya' ... and those black eyes roll back over white ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 17, 2018 02:24 AM (fiGNd)

762 The I like turtles kid is crushed

Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2018 02:24 AM (1l010)

763 NCKate, they claimed it was an invasive species as the reason for putting the turtle down. Which seems odd since it was an indoor pet.

Oh and if ppl here need to take a pet on an airline, I have taken a kitteh on Jetblue and we could not have been better treated. Fantastic experience. But they make it very clear you must put the pet under your seat as a carryon, and I found an airline compliant cat carrier. Takes the owner doing their homework and the flight attendant following common sense.

Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2018 02:25 AM (LiMbk)

764 #bring back our puppies

Posted by: Michelle O' Bama at March 17, 2018 02:31 AM (nWc4E)

765 Oooh, Sara Carter saying that her sources say McCabe is spewing and sputtering to the effect that if he goes down, he is taking everyone with him.

So we gonna do a do a Dead Pool on when/how they get him?

He needs to avoid parking garages, airplanes, cars, trains, food, drink, etc. Oh what the heck, he dead.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at March 17, 2018 02:32 AM (kXoT0)

766 NCKate, they claimed it was an invasive species as the reason for putting the turtle down.

Posted by: LizLem at March 17, 2018 02:25 AM (LiMbk)


It sure as hell was after it got the taste of puppy blood. Ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail. That rabbit was a pussy compared to a turtle with the taste of puppy blood.

Alien ? The Alien was a pretty good family pet option, compared to a turtle with the taste of puppy. That turtle would have stomped a mudhole in Sigorney Weaver's ass and walked it dry.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 17, 2018 02:33 AM (fiGNd)

767 784 #bring back our puppies
Posted by: Michelle O' Bama at March 17, 2018 02:31 AM (nWc4E)

There's no harm in trying.

Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein at March 17, 2018 02:33 AM (H+7tw)

768 *waves to Pixy Misa*

Binged watched Real Drive and Wagaya no Oinari-sama. I know, old stuff as in last decade.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 17, 2018 02:37 AM (6GRjM)

769 McCabe's got 21 years with FBI, He's under the retirement system for federal law enforcement and firefighters, sometimes referred to as a "6C." in FERS. 6C Retirement is mandatory at age 57, although the FBI sometimes gives agents an extra year for continuity on big cases or whatever. Anyhow, you can retire at age 50 with 20 years, and I think at 55 with 25 years of service for full benefits. I don't know how old McCabe is, but he's going to remain eligible for something. I believe if he's not yet 50, he'll have to wait until he hits his birthday to start collecting. He also gets a social security supplement that continues until he's 62. He can also start drawing another federal paycheck to keep contributing toward the FERS system retirement, but it won't count toward his 6C years.
The big hit for him is as he describes, his value as a witness in any court case just plummeted. Under the Henthorne and Giglio decisions, the jury is entitled to hear about any disciplinary action for moral turpitude and especially lying. Defense attorneys would make huge hay with this and make his time on the witness stand a living hell. No prosecutor would want him testifying for the government and would normally dismiss the case if if the issue came up.

Posted by: Mongoose at March 17, 2018 02:37 AM (AeNGk)

770 I'm sure McCabe will be fine.

Posted by: zombie seth rich at March 17, 2018 02:37 AM (H5knJ)

771
Ah remember when a prick had a little fit when an open blogger wrote a post saying mean things about "friend of the blog" Rick Wilson.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 16, 2018 10:30 PM


Those were the days my friend.
We hoped they'd come to an end.

And they did.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2018 02:41 AM (IqV8l)

772 #789 His 50th birthday is close. They keep mentioning it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at March 17, 2018 02:41 AM (kXoT0)

773 #789 His 50th birthday is close, 3/18. They keep mentioning it.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil at March 17, 2018 02:42 AM (kXoT0)

774 His 50th b-day was 26 hours away when he was fired.

He could taste the retirement and it was yanked out from under him.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 17, 2018 02:43 AM (6GRjM)

775
The I like turtles kid is crushed
Posted by: NCKate


Gamera is really neat.
Gamera is filled with meat.
We've been eating Gamera!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2018 02:44 AM (IqV8l)

776 McCabe will be just fine, Flynn is ruined.

Posted by: navybrat at March 17, 2018 02:45 AM (w7KSn)

777 He could taste the retirement and it was yanked out from under him.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 17, 2018 02:43 AM (6GRjM)

He was only a day from retirement!

Posted by: The MSM, Mourning the Loss of Andrew McCabe at March 17, 2018 02:45 AM (H+7tw)

778 When I was in fifth grade, our science teacher had a snake in an aquarium. He'd let us stay after school whenever he fed it a live mouse. We loved it.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 17, 2018 02:45 AM (H5knJ)

779 FlakeJeff in invigorated.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2018 02:46 AM (IqV8l)

780 I just noticed that Rick Wilson's profile pic is of him in front of the background of Obama's portrait.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 17, 2018 02:50 AM (H+7tw)

781 the stronger you are ..

the harder the test.

Posted by: tomas geoff at March 17, 2018 02:50 AM (Up8Lm)

782 Goodnight Horde!

Posted by: Surfperch at March 17, 2018 02:53 AM (H+7tw)

783 ""I am being singled out..."

EXACTLY! Alinsky Rule 13

"Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it."


TAG, YOU'RE IT!

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at March 17, 2018 02:55 AM (EMi53)

784 "I am being singled out..."



EXACTLY! Alinsky Rule 13



"Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it."





FRAG, YOU'RE IT!

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at March 17, 2018 02:55 AM (EMi53)
FTFY!
/Harmony Church Style

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 17, 2018 02:59 AM (CV53w)

785 Zzzzzzz

Posted by: Surfperch at March 17, 2018 03:07 AM (H+7tw)

786 I'm so low-T that when I have sex with other men, it's not considered gay.

Posted by: THE Rick Wilson at March 17, 2018 03:08 AM (H5knJ)

787 The Genghis quotes are many on that aspect. I remember sitting in a seventh grade dissecting dog eyes. It was in Japan and I was in Nile C. Kinnick in Yokohama.

Posted by: drunkineastmesa at March 17, 2018 03:13 AM (uz7RF)

788 As a teenager I watched Watergate unfold as some kind of stupid crap...who would do that?...and this isn't much different in that regard. Who would be bothered to do anything for the Hildabeast? It actually goes back to how come B+rry picked her to be SOS...unless there was a plot to use her unguarded servers to let Putin read the government's mail none of this makes any sense.

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2018 03:13 AM (K0z2U)

789 #785 Just a little drop will do him in...from Hillary's friends in Russia with love.

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2018 03:19 AM (K0z2U)

790 Nixon should have waited for impeachment. It would not have happened. He beat McGovern like a red haired child in the 72 election.

Posted by: drunkineastmesa at March 17, 2018 03:19 AM (uz7RF)

791 Didn't get much sleep overnight but at least this news brightens my day.

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2018 03:21 AM (aC6Sd)

792 I just got here so if it hasn't been said already, Rick Wilson is a vindictive little bitch.

Posted by: Decaf at March 17, 2018 03:25 AM (/3+Sg)

793 This is the very definition of the pyrrhic victory.

Posted by: navybrat at March 17, 2018 12:34 AM (w7KSn)


Not to pick on you but, damn, you're being an Eeyore. A journey of a thousand miles starts with the first step just as the draining of the Swamp starts with the first firing. This firing has to have all the other co-conspirators quaking in their polished shoes as they see the dominoes fall. We'll see what happens further after the IG report is released. I expect some resignations and firings for those who don't resign.

If you ask me, which you didn't, take this first step in draining the Swamp with just a tad bit more joy, if not outright glee. Remember, we wouldn't be seeing any of this had Crooked Hillary won.

Posted by: RickZ at March 17, 2018 03:39 AM (eaxB8)

794 I often talk out of my ass, and when I do, I drink my own urine!

Posted by: Rick Wilson, The Least Interesting Asshole in the World at March 17, 2018 03:54 AM (rdl6o)

795 Some people just can't handle good news.

Posted by: Exile at March 17, 2018 04:03 AM (Fikbq)

796 "In re #733, very stupid move on the part of the teacher. In no way is it
OK. Yes, the puppy was sick and dying, but feeding it alive to another
animal in front of teens when we, as a nation, are grappling with
violence in schools was stupid. What if one of those yutes just
happened to be a budding psychopath who now knows he/she loves watching
the helpless die?"

Then he can feed puppies or baby ducks to turtles instead of shooting his classmates.

Circle of life.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 17, 2018 04:16 AM (4ha45)

797 Just a quick note here.

Firing is not enough. Not near enough.

Posted by: Drider at March 17, 2018 04:22 AM (HdKKm)

798
I wake to cough up a lung and find this. Good. I hope he loses his pension.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 04:31 AM (VM6ev)

799
"Amy Ficus? Hey, want to be a star?"

- - Harvey

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 04:32 AM (VM6ev)

800 JJ the way I heard it he went from getting 100% down to 99.3% of his pention. Maybe if these people were indicted that might change something.

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2018 04:33 AM (aC6Sd)

801 He'll get a book deal and then be a fixture on the Agitprop networks.

By all that's right and good, he and scores of others should be rotting away in Leavenworth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2018 04:49 AM (VM6ev)

802 Desmond Doss.......

Bravery Personified..........

Think About IT Y'all........

Love The HORDE!!!

Posted by: Praise HIM at March 17, 2018 04:59 AM (cVglF)

803 Funniest thing was he thought he'd get out of town as quick as he could to escape justice.

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2018 05:02 AM (aC6Sd)

804 Sefton, need a diorama challenge?

TBD-1 T-12 of VT-2 as R/V Petrel found the airframe.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yadtd36d

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 17, 2018 05:04 AM (my6cm)

805 Finally a simulacrum of Justice.

I was wrong about Sessions in this case.

Well done sir. Now get back to work.

Theres more Justice to be dispensed.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 17, 2018 05:19 AM (UfMVm)

806 coach, do you think your team looked past umbc?

no. we take every opponent seriously. i will say we were surprised by how effectively they employed the press/man-to-man/zone. you know, you have to give them credit - they played a great game. and sometimes you just have a bad day. but our kids will learn from this, we'll pick up from here for next year!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 17, 2018 05:23 AM (Pg+x7)

807 Hope Krak can whittle this website down to 1 thread, SSDD to me, hope to find out whats going on before the Furry faces show up.
Have a great day horde and keep smiling.

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2018 05:24 AM (aC6Sd)

808 ... i just feel bad for the seniors. they're great kids.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 17, 2018 05:30 AM (Pg+x7)

809 do you think you underestimated their coach?

no, we were well aware of his many fine performances, from "young frankenstein" to "the french connection".

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 17, 2018 05:44 AM (Pg+x7)

810 Fuck. I just woke up. My balls covered in pudding and some pre St Paddy's day paraphernalia wrapped around my head. The St Patrick's Day Massacre was awesome.

Posted by: Knaws at March 17, 2018 05:46 AM (cBziT)

811 Krak is NOOD

Vic is posting

Posted by: Bruce at March 17, 2018 05:55 AM (8ikIW)

812 819


"Amy Ficus? Hey, want to be a star?"



- - Harvey


The difference between a star and a starlet?


The star says yes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 17, 2018 07:18 AM (UsCnO)

813 96
Sara Carter is saying Comey, Lynch and Obama should be worried.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2018 10:24 PM (PvFoN)

This stuff makes me hard. Best dirty talk ever.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 17, 2018 07:23 AM (UsCnO)

814 1974? You mean '73, Rick.

That's when FBI Acting Director L. Patrick Gray was ousted for destroying evidence and obstruction on behalf of the White House, just as McCabe did for the White House of Hussein.

And Hillary was on the verge of being fired from the Watergate Committee for corruption.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 17, 2018 07:49 AM (Ndje9)

815 52
42 There is NO way that only mccabe was involved

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 16, 2018 10:19 PM (SjImc)





One thing at a time, grasshopper.

Posted by: Yoda at March 16, 2018 10:20 PM (oScPm)


Git your own damn Catch Phrase you twisted little wannabe.

Posted by: Shoalin Master at March 17, 2018 08:06 AM (7+qdf)

816 If it's okay to still comment here, I don't know who Rick Wilson is but he can go sodomize himself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2018 08:08 AM (SiINZ)

817 Clams Got Legs!

Sessions Got Ballz!!!

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 17, 2018 08:16 AM (T09ml)

818 In all seriousness, who the fvck is The Rick Wilson that I should give a damn what he thinks?

"(Trump)'s is a vindictive bitch."

Let an employee of yours try to run a coup operation against you out of their office and see how much you like it, asshole.

McCabe should have been fired months ago when he was "demoted". Better late than never and indeed, Jimmy Drama better be lawyering-up bigly and immediately if he hasn't already.

The time has come, Sen. Sessions. Un-recuse yourself, fire Mueller, release the entire, un-redacted OIG report.

Do it.

Now.

Posted by: DocJ at March 17, 2018 08:30 AM (slZXA)

819 I think Sessions waited until Friday:
1 - See/trying to get McCabe to flip. Or at least modify his supposed "candor" which came with a stipulation - you can "change" your candid answer only by explaining why your first answer was given.

2 - This had to go thru the process. Horowitz, IIRC, just opened this process in Jan-2017. Going thru the supposed 1.M docs, giving OPR the docs, time to review, make a judgement and then flow it thru the system takes time.

3 - McCabe lashing out does not paint a pretty sight of a supposed non-bias person. It's "look what John did" - ala, Sean Duffy on Inghram last night.

4 - CNN/MSNBC/Book writer will bring him some money. But, it's not like he can talk about a lot of stuff. Just because he got flushed doesn't negate his professional responsibility or clearance of not divulging information on operations. Sure, he'll innuendo.

5 - Again, I believe he was given an opportunity to "amend" his statements, but doing so would have brought others into this saga. And I truly believe he did not believe he was going to get canned.


Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 17, 2018 08:55 AM (b8J4P)

820 GOOD!

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 17, 2018 09:18 AM (0qiZp)

821 "... Don't worry about McCabe's pension. He's going to make more off his book deal than his pension.

And he's liberated to speak the truth."

SAYETH the proverbial ham sammich!

Posted by: nevah at March 17, 2018 10:01 AM (rv12I)

822 "Don't worry about McCabe's pension."

I wasn't worried.

Not that I care about McCabe's pension. I just know that, like every other swamp creature, he can only fail upward. Gone are the days when shame, disgrace, and financial and professional disgrace were fears that kept our rulers in check. Even in failure they are rewarded.

I lose my job, I have to sell my car, sell my house, move to a crappy apartment, get a job stocking shelves at Walmart. But I'm just a peon. Consequences for bad behavior are for the little people.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at March 17, 2018 10:25 AM (t43EN)

823 So, according to deep state pubbies, the IG can't be trusted.

Posted by: Bob at March 17, 2018 10:28 AM (fVGlW)

824 http://www.hillaryis44.org/2018/03/16/

andrew-mccabe-fired-too-little-too-late-as-fisa-court-fbi-doj-corruption-is-exposed/

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 17, 2018 12:38 PM (eQh3B)

825 Sessions has no balls he did this last second to save his own butt

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 17, 2018 12:40 PM (eQh3B)

826 528 Horde! What is best in life?

Clean water and mathematics.

Posted by: Wit's End at March 17, 2018 06:58 PM (ROYpB)

827 Ah Andy you were already damaged goods; and you are a lying scumsucking bovine excrement artiste as well. But i suppose your mother may still love you.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 17, 2018 07:27 PM (Sda6L)

828 I hate these motherfuckers

Posted by: to late.. at March 19, 2018 01:25 AM (Up8Lm)

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