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The Morning Rant
"I've got a message for all of the 'brave' high school students who are walking out of school for gun control: Where are you when that weird-looking nerd in your class gets picked on and bullied by the cool kids? Why aren't you, the supposedly 'woke' protestors, standing up for him and against the malevolent alpha clique? Because that's your injustice right there, staring at you in the face, and you pretend not to see it. Because going up against the pecking order is dangerous, and it's a lot more fun to cut class and run your fool mouths about things you don't know anything about than to actually do something, however small, to make your school a better place. You're not virtuous, you're just virtue-signaling. So get back to class and STFU, you sanctimonious little shits."
And this is why they should STFU and go back to school:
Because they're stupid, dumb-as-dirt morons who know absolutely nothing about the real world. Of course Donald Trump enjoys the best armed protection of anyone in the entire country. What those idiot students ought to be protesting is why aren't their schools providing them with the same level of armed protection. Instead, what they get are the Broward cowards hiding outside behind their own skirts while some asshole sociopath is shooting up the school. Why aren't they upset about that? Why are they not demanding the resignation of Sheriff Scott Israel?
The Problem With Parody Accounts:
They look real. Waters could really be this dumb. Remember that elected official who was afraid of Guam tipping over?
He's Probably Sleeping On the Couch Tonight:
Ha! Didn't Think About That Now, Did You?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:18 AM (HiQSt)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 16, 2018 11:19 AM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 11:19 AM (6GRjM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:19 AM (HiQSt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2018 11:19 AM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Off the reservation at March 16, 2018 11:20 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:20 AM (HiQSt)
Posted by: Deep Moron #367 at March 16, 2018 11:21 AM (3s40U)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 11:21 AM (6GRjM)
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 11:21 AM (lKs2v)
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at March 16, 2018 11:21 AM (xGZ+b)
Think about that for a minute.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:22 AM (HiQSt)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 11:22 AM (0tfLf)
*Shakes head*
We should have given you a King*
Posted by: The Founders at March 16, 2018 11:22 AM (8OpRV)
Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2018 11:22 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 16, 2018 11:22 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 16, 2018 11:23 AM (KxbBq)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2018 11:23 AM (O2RFr)
Or if she was aware her school is in fact a gun free zone?
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at March 16, 2018 11:23 AM (NmR1a)
Not that I had anything against my country at the time or that the equities weren't on the side of the POWs, it's just I resented very much being used as a prop. I never looked at adults the same way again TBH.
Why don't these kiddiewinks catch on?
Posted by: SarahW at March 16, 2018 11:23 AM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at March 16, 2018 11:23 AM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 16, 2018 11:24 AM (398bZ)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 16, 2018 11:23 AM (KxbBq)
For Huma's sake, I hope it wasn't her right wrist.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:24 AM (HiQSt)
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I hope it's not the one she uses for imbibing.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 11:24 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Off the reservation at March 16, 2018 11:24 AM (vWMNq)
You can't tell kids "Shut Up. Nobody cares." enough.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 11:24 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 11:24 AM (wWJIH)
Did someone say something about free gun zones?
Because I would like a free gun, please.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 11:25 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2018 11:25 AM (gbWkA)
I never manage to keep up. I'm still back at about 9:20 on the previous thread, and it's apparently two hours later now.
Since I can't seem to read with comprehension at a fast enough rate, perhaps y'all could quit being so informative, interesting, funny, and occasionally endearing like family? Thanks.
* taking a break from comments to check what the greap ape has to say today *
Posted by: mindful webworker - mismanaging everything at March 16, 2018 11:25 AM (NsI03)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:20 AM (HiQSt)
If those are school kids in the photo, who are all the suits in the background?
Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2018 11:25 AM (0+nbW)
Waters is even dumber than you think she is. No matter how low you set the bar, she limbos right under it.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 16, 2018 11:25 AM (iys0/)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at March 16, 2018 11:25 AM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Off the reservation at March 16, 2018 11:25 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: SarahW at March 16, 2018 11:23 AM (Sp1NT)
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Much different world today.
Now it makes them famous, if only for a minute. Thank the societal rot known as "social media" for that.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 11:25 AM (vg8iE)
So, has Andrew McCabe been fired yet?
Just wondering.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 16, 2018 11:22 AM (vcOmj)
NO, but he is fired-up about his retirement pension guaranteed so he can either start working on double-dipping, or heading off to make his millions at some lobbying firm.
Lady Justice was last seen in a fetal position sobbing uncontrollably with the scales of justice lying next to her.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2018 11:25 AM (jxbfJ)
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Vocalizing warmups: Me, me, me, me, me . . . up half step . . . me, me, me, me, me . . .
Posted by: mustbequantum at March 16, 2018 11:25 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 11:25 AM (6GRjM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 11:21 AM
This could be a laundry-day breakthrough! Do you have more information?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Shep "Shep" Smith at March 16, 2018 11:26 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:26 AM (Z48ZB)
Those girls. Five years ago they were in kindergarten. Such amazing progress.
Now I know my future retirement is in safe hands.
Posted by: Leftist Backpacker at March 16, 2018 11:26 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 16, 2018 11:26 AM (m6qV1)
White House: "Yeah, we got dudes with Stinger missiles on the roof."
FYNQ
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 16, 2018 11:26 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 16, 2018 11:26 AM (KxbBq)
Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 11:27 AM (a0IVu)
Picture from above on top
Picture of a bunch of agents walking in front of the White House with machine guns.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 16, 2018 11:27 AM (aVYsC)
Posted by: Man with a Stoat through his head at March 16, 2018 11:27 AM (7LV6M)
not sure if it's PA only
but if you support school choice mebbe u could participate
asks for name & address, I suppose you could put fake stuff in
https://publiccharters.quorum.us/campaign/7191/
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 11:27 AM (hMwEB)
But I like her drawing of the White House.
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:26 AM (Z48ZB)
She has a bright future as an architect ahead of her, except for all the hard math.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:27 AM (HiQSt)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 11:27 AM (0tfLf)
And yeah, they can all STFU and STFD.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 16, 2018 11:27 AM (9CkBG)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2018 11:27 AM (O2RFr)
Just wondering.
Nope
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2018 11:23 AM
I hope it is a private phone call to him and we know by the screaming and his crap being thrown into the drive way by his wife.
Posted by: Lester at March 16, 2018 11:28 AM (LfJIn)
Posted by: Off the reservation at March 16, 2018 11:28 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 16, 2018 11:28 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 16, 2018 11:28 AM (O5Q3r)
But I like her drawing of the White House.
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:26 AM (Z48ZB)
She has a bright future as an architect ahead of her, except for all the hard math.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:27 AM (HiQSt)
She could settle for bridge designer.
Posted by: josephistan at March 16, 2018 11:28 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at March 16, 2018 11:23 AM (NmR1a)
One of the very first arguments I got back to a frustrated assertion that gun-free zone foolishness makes schools soft targets, and renders victims helpless when it counts, was that the school was not, in-fact, gun free - "there was an armed guard!!!"
LOLOlololol, oh wait, it's not actually funny their guard just stood around to monitor their demise.
Posted by: SarahW at March 16, 2018 11:28 AM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 11:27 AM (a0IVu)
It is, and she is.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 11:28 AM (y87Qq)
If so, she should talk to her boss. Or get another job. Or get a gun.
Is she talking about her school?
Schools are already gun-free zones. The didn't stop the Florida attack, did it?
WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO SAY????
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:28 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: LASue
She has a bright future as an architect ahead of her, except for all the hard math.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Building bridges in Florida...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 16, 2018 11:28 AM (AM1GF)
The odds of a school kid (or anyone) getting killed in a mass shooting are astronomically small. They go up if you're in a gun free zone, but are still astronomically small.
The odds of someone young dying from a drug overdose aren't that small.
The odds of an inner city youth getting shot and dying aren't that small (and it nearly always happens in a city with really tough gun laws).
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 11:29 AM (n+6mJ)
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2018 11:29 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Off the reservation at March 16, 2018 11:29 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: George Costanza at March 16, 2018 11:29 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 11:30 AM (oiNtH)
Shameful.
Posted by: Man with a Stoat through his head at March 16, 2018 11:27 AM (7LV6M)
10 kids who "protested" and 100 who went to the Cove to drink beer and make out.
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:30 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 11:30 AM (6GRjM)
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You're Welcome ...
Posted by: Adriane the Political Cartoon Critic ... at March 16, 2018 11:31 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2018 11:31 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Off the reservation at March 16, 2018 11:31 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)"
Give 'em a few more years and they'll rival the Chinglish and Japlish, probably have a website to aggregate it and everything.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - help us, pixy misa, you're our only hope! at March 16, 2018 11:32 AM (e11dj)
Posted by: Roy at March 16, 2018 11:32 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:32 AM (Z48ZB)
Bear Sterns went tits up 10 years ago today.
And 10 years later housing bubble 2.0 is on the cusp of popping.
History doesn't repeat but it does rhyme.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 16, 2018 11:32 AM (9mtEP)
I actually got one. Years ago a guy I only sort of knew and was kind of friends with said he was only interested in larger calibres and gave me a .22 revolver. He was just bored with it and thought I'd like it.
I hope I never have to explain its provenance.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 16, 2018 11:33 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 11:27 AM (a0IVu)
It's a parody account.
But it's kind of hard to tell, isn't it?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 16, 2018 11:33 AM (lYlRK)
Just wondering.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at March 16, 2018 11:22 AM (vcOmj)
I've got lunch, a nap, and then the rest of season 3 of Matlock. So I'm pretty much booked.
Posted by: Jeff S at March 16, 2018 11:33 AM (jBwOG)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 16, 2018 11:33 AM (398bZ)
She's mad because Trump's Secret Service can *stop* someone with a gun from entering the WH, while a school generally can't. But she has to stick to Lefty talking points to describe it - "gun free zone" - which muddles all meaning.
Also probably doesn't want to acknowledge *why* Trump can enforce no rogue guns in the WH: his SS agents are "good guys with guns" - something she's been told doesn't exist.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 11:33 AM (W+vEI)
If I'd had this opportunity, I'd of walked out to the car and headed for the gun range. Probably would of had a few buddies with me and a few teachers.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 11:33 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2018 11:29 AM
Should do one with ICEE machines and Mad Maxine correcting the spelling.
Posted by: Lester at March 16, 2018 11:33 AM (LfJIn)
Oh sweet merciful God why have you forsaken me!!!
Posted by: The Bathtub at March 16, 2018 11:33 AM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: Zod at March 16, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)
Waters is even dumber than you think she is. No matter how low you set the bar, she limbos right under it.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 16, 2018 11:25 AM (iys0/)
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I laughed.
Minor quibble: I think "slither" in place of "limbo" is a bit more accurate.
Posted by: Blake at March 16, 2018 11:34 AM (qC1Sy)
(That schools are on spring break has totes nothing to do with that, of course)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 16, 2018 11:34 AM (ctuyM)
This one failed with no load on it, nor the expected once in decade stress of hurricane winds.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 11:34 AM (n+6mJ)
But I like her drawing of the White House.
Posted by: LASue
She has a bright future as an architect ahead of her, except for all the hard math.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Building bridges in Florida...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 16, 2018 11:28 AM (AM1GF)
Mathematics and engineering are tools of the patriarchy.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 16, 2018 11:34 AM (oyCqX)
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:32 AM (Z48ZB)
My parents wouldn't have actually backhanded me, but it would have been close. And cutting class, for any reason let alone something like that, would've landed me in deep shit.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 16, 2018 11:35 AM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at March 16, 2018 11:35 AM (7oUUT)
. . .
Sure, the odds are small. But someone's going to be on the receiving end of that small risk, and the consequences are relatively severe if that risk is realized.
The odds are probably pretty small that most people will be victims of violent crime (particularly if one starts adjusting for various demographic variables). But I doubt you'd dissuade many concealed-carry license holders from carrying on that basis.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at March 16, 2018 11:35 AM (iys0/)
I like this. The truly virtuous don't advertise their virtue. If they do, they're not truly virtuous.
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:35 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Roy at March 16, 2018 11:35 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2018 11:35 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 16, 2018 11:36 AM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2018 11:36 AM (wdmm9)
anyone already mention that Hillary took another slip, this time in a
bathtub? report is she has a hairline fracture in her fat wrist.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 16, 2018 11:23 AM (KxbBq)
I don't really buy the bathtub story. I don't doubt her wrist is broken - but there was enough manhandling and stair-step contact to cause a twist or even a FOOSH injury.
I think she probably kinda cracked her head again and they needed to explain her not only having an arm cast, but her appearance that the hospital for imaging.
I doubt she'd be permitted to climb into the marble tub in the hotel, if its anything like the daily mail "What a bathtub in this hotel might look like" photos, even with assistance it's just too dangerous, and she would use a walk in shower.
I'm thinking if anything she went into bath or whatnot and fell ON the tub, not in it.
I guess I wouldn't doubt the story at all if she weren't always perpetually trying to cover up how impaired she is.
Posted by: SarahW at March 16, 2018 11:36 AM (Sp1NT)
He just sent me a pic of their coffee cups:
*picture of scary bullets* "Drink Shots. Stop Milk. Caution: Very hot do not pour on crotch"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2018 11:36 AM (ptqGC)
Well thats because she's a dumbass.
I saw a couple kids carrying signs yesterday with spelling errors on them. So of course the obvious answer for these Children of the Corn is to miss more school because clearly they aren't learning shit in school.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2018 11:36 AM (/tuJf)
And then within 24 hours she's dead. So just remember that when considering news about these convalescing people like McCain.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 11:36 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 11:36 AM (oiNtH)
If your buddy was a BATF agent in the Obama-Holder years, you might have gotten an SKS or an AR-15. Although I think you would have to prove that you were a drug lord to qualify.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:36 AM (HiQSt)
Shameful.
Posted by: Man with a Stoat through his head at March 16, 2018 11:27 AM (7LV6M)
Hillary got 30% of the vote in WY. There are Marxists everywhere.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 16, 2018 11:36 AM (9mtEP)
My guess? Drunk
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2018 11:37 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:37 AM (Z48ZB)
And 10 years later housing bubble 2.0 is on the cusp of popping.
History doesn't repeat but it does rhyme. "
I recommend the movie The Big Short. Margot Robbie explains credit derivatives naked in a bubble bath.
I don't see a housing bubble now like what we had ten years ago.
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 11:37 AM (n+6mJ)
But it's kind of hard to tell, isn't it?
----
It's doing my head in completely ... I need to stop reading these comment sections for a little while.
Posted by: Off the reservation at March 16, 2018 11:37 AM (vWMNq)
The secret to good parody is making people actually think that it could possibly be true.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 16, 2018 11:37 AM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Joe, living mobile at March 16, 2018 11:36 AM
== case in point: Planned Parenthood
Posted by: Texican(ette) at March 16, 2018 11:38 AM (CjE8v)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 16, 2018 11:38 AM (Dn4Uq)
Jane - remembering the owner you talked about, did your son get to meet him? Ooh, la, la
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 11:38 AM (oiNtH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 16, 2018 11:38 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2018 11:38 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: SarahW at March 16, 2018 11:36 AM (Sp1NT)
I don't think she'd risk crossing running water either way.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 11:38 AM (y87Qq)
Think you're right.
She has a stepping stool to get into her SUV, so I can't imagine she can step into/out of a regular tub.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 11:39 AM (W+vEI)
But mostly the latter.
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 11:39 AM (hMwEB)
You know, the people who go on endlessly about stopping bullying are now saying the direct opposite because....because....because the issue now is NRA IS SATAN?
Total Leftist dissonance and contortion.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 16, 2018 11:39 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2018 11:29 AM
I know, right? You know what stopped me up short when I saw that tweet?
The absence of a blue check mark.
That's what prompted me to drill a bit into the account and it says "this is a parody account."
Otherwise, I could have been fooled.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 16, 2018 11:39 AM (lYlRK)
She has to get into a bathtub sometimes. The blood of virgins would go right down the drain in the shower.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:39 AM (HiQSt)
Too soon?
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 16, 2018 11:40 AM (9mtEP)
No social skills. No negotiation skills. Poor physical, emotional and mental health.
They can't even go out in public without shouting contentious slogans and preening. Self-obsessed. Self-absorbed. Self-unaware.
You think America is fcuked up now? Just wait until THESE little darlins are large and and in charge.
Posted by: woody summer at March 16, 2018 11:40 AM (IkIB1)
Posted by: Fritz at March 16, 2018 11:40 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 11:40 AM (nFwvY)
One good breeze to blow up a coat-tail and show Genghis Don well strapped. That would be the tits.
Posted by: Zod at March 16, 2018 11:40 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at March 16, 2018 11:35 AM (9CkBG)
My mom had Ali-level fast hands. She was the original Ronda Rousey. She wouldn't even bother to take out her Winston while telling somebody to kiss her ass.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 11:40 AM (fiGNd)
But they NEED that money for basic living expenses, but if they had a little more they would totally donate to someone in need. Since they have such big hearts, but are just unable to help with their own financial contributions, they will make do by advocating armed government agents take money from someone else.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2018 11:41 AM (wdmm9)
I'm living the dream!
Posted by: @SeanSpicier at March 16, 2018 11:41 AM (NF2Bf)
anyone already mention that Hillary took another slip, this time in a
bathtub? report is she has a hairline fracture in her fat wrist.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 16, 2018 11:23 AM (KxbBq)
I don't really buy the bathtub story. I don't doubt her wrist is broken - but there was enough manhandling and stair-step contact to cause a twist or even a FOOSH injury.
I agree- it seems unlikely she was bathing (or even showering in a bath/shower tub) at 4:30 a.m. Before that, I had read that she sprained her wrist when the evil stairs attacked her, but with her, who knows the real story.
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:41 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2018 11:41 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Louise Slaughter at March 16, 2018 11:41 AM (398bZ)
I'm ready for this carpetbagging asshole to go back to Ohio. Stupid tool. Way to kill what's left of the newspaper.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: LASue
They have received their reward in full...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 16, 2018 11:42 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 16, 2018 11:42 AM (t41dG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2018 11:42 AM (wdmm9)
A very practical way to handle this. So glad my kids are in this school district. They say the pledge every morning. At the last two school concerts I attended, I heard three religious themed songs, two christian and one jewish. Nobody protested. It's so awesome.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 16, 2018 11:42 AM (oyCqX)
I see a "judge" in LA says stop it with the profiling of gangs.. The ACLU says it's Unconstitutional....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2018 11:31 AM (O2RFr)
Actually it wasn't a profiling issue. They just did not want any laws restricting gang activity and the Clinton judge's ruling was BS.
From the EMT
16
The ACLU went judge shopping in CA and found a Clinton judge so they
could team up and kill a law that was credited with closing down a lot
of LA gangs who were terrorizing the city. Question is, will LA take it
two levels higher (away from the 9th circuit) for appeal.
http://tinyurl.com/yan7zwaj
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 16, 2018 11:42 AM (mpXpK)
Making an anti-Trump protest sign with your friends: $4.99
Posting, forever, a picture of yourself saying the dumbest thing ever said about guns: PRICELESS!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sharkmanw at March 16, 2018 11:42 AM (dDMQ9)
I've fallen and I can't get up!
Posted by: Louise Slaughter at March 16, 2018 11:41 AM (398bZ)
Correction:I've fallen and I WON'T be getting up.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2018 11:42 AM (jxbfJ)
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at March 16, 2018 11:43 AM (HiQSt)
Posted by: Gumby at March 16, 2018 11:44 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 16, 2018 11:44 AM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 11:38 AM (oiNtH)
Mat Best? He was here for the grand opening of Nine Line Apparel's new headquarters, and the introduction of their coffee, Battle Brew, that Black Rifle Coffee is making.
Nah, he didn't meet him. He said there was a mob and he doesn't like mobs. He ended up being up all night Saturday and all day Sunday with a vet who was having "issues."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2018 11:44 AM (ptqGC)
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at March 16, 2018 11:43 AM (HiQSt)
Just lowering our carbon footprints.
Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2018 11:44 AM (0+nbW)
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Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 11:44 AM (a0IVu)
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Why were they not demonstrating in front the FBI offices, the Superintendent's office, the School Board office, and as you say, the Sheriff's office?
You know, the people who failed utterly in their responsibilities.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2018 11:45 AM (nBBdT)
Then afterward explain that the pressure will always be there in one form or another. And knowing what to do about it will contribute to your happiness / bitterness.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 16, 2018 11:45 AM (rnAwa)
Your daughter's school sounds outstanding. And by that, I mean relatively sane. Excellent.
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:45 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: It's me donna
Saw an interview last night with her dad whom she stopped talking to 20 years ago. He said that while he doesn't support and is disappointed by her choice of career, he still loves her and wishes her the best. He said that he is sad that everything has come to this point. He and her mom are big Trump supporters and have publicly said that they will vote for him again. Interesting dynamics.
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 11:45 AM (oiNtH)
So Stormy the pron star is saying she's getting "physical" threats... I
can see why... I think the threats are coming from her fake boobs...
Those things look dangerous
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2018 11:41 AM (O2RFr)
I can see why she's so concerned. She has so many "swords" pointing at her now.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2018 11:45 AM (jxbfJ)
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Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 16, 2018 11:45 AM (6GRjM)
Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2018 11:46 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 11:46 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner thonged and dancing at March 16, 2018 11:46 AM (8OpRV)
Of course it was Trumps fault... See the workers on the bridge were certainly "undocumented" citizens in waiting and their fear that ICE was gonna arrest them for no reason and separate their Families caused them such worry that they couldn't concentrate on their work. Wait, scratch that... They would get blamed... Okay how about Trump tried to stop inferior steel from China but it was too late for this structure... No that doesn't work... Oh lets just go with Everything is trumps fault.
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2018 11:46 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Woke but lazy at March 16, 2018 11:46 AM (IqV8l)
The problem might just be with them, ya know.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 16, 2018 11:46 AM (1ISKN)
Hey, where's this school?
Just asking, you know, for a friend.
No nefarious purpose here. Nope.
Posted by: Freedom from Religion Dickhead at March 16, 2018 11:47 AM (sxq57)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 16, 2018 11:47 AM (lYlRK)
https://tinyurl.com/yapzcwzs
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2018 11:48 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 16, 2018 11:40 AM (fiGNd)
The Winston, he was competition of the Paolo.
Posted by: Paolo at March 16, 2018 11:48 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 11:46 AM (NWiLs)
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We told you no women voters.
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?
Posted by: The Founders at March 16, 2018 11:48 AM (8OpRV)
These girls are dumber than dirt. Soon, they will get to vote.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 11:46 AM (NWiLs)
And procreate.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2018 11:48 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Roy at March 16, 2018 11:49 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 11:45 AM (oiNtH)
Strange. Stormy's father sounds... sane.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 16, 2018 11:49 AM (lYlRK)
The failure of adults to use common sense, sane discipline policies - not exempting young people from things including criminal prosecution, for example, as with the idiotic "Promise" program and other things directly related to the FL shooting - those are the issue. And the apparent collapse of effective mental health systems - those that protect society from the mentally ill.
This is not some "political" point. All "mass shootings" involve mentally ill people (most of them seemingly well known to their communities as sick), and now are starting to feature spectacular failures of existing "gun control" laws (TX church shooting) or combos of mental health/gun control failure (FL). On top of that, the idiotic policies pretending youth crime doesn't exist. On top of THAT, of course in the latest case, the extraordinary cowardice of the guy on the scene whose job was protection.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2018 11:49 AM (QDnY+)
But I like her drawing of the White House.
Posted by: LASue at March 16, 2018 11:26 AM (Z48ZB)
That's not a drawing. Sign was probably printed out.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 11:49 AM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 11:46 AM (NWiLs)
And procreate.
Nah
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at March 16, 2018 11:49 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 11:49 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 11:49 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 11:50 AM (oiNtH)
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This.
Also, she will sue the resort for failing to have a grab bar and non slip surface in the tub. however, she failed to ask for a handicapped room . . .
I think should one of those walkers with the tennis balls on the ends of the legs.
Posted by: simplemind at March 16, 2018 11:50 AM (jUn8E)
These girls are dumber than dirt. Soon, they will get to vote.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 11:46 AM (NWiLs)
And procreate.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2018 11:48 AM (jxbfJ)
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What's their Snapchat?
Posted by: Anthony Weiner gyrating in a thong at March 16, 2018 11:50 AM (8OpRV)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 16, 2018 11:47 AM (lYlRK)
Take advantage while you can...soon the gubbermint will outlaw pain killers.....and presumably pain.
Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2018 11:50 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Roy at March 16, 2018 11:50 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: clutch at March 16, 2018 11:51 AM (2CfLx)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 16, 2018 11:52 AM (xva+R)
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Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 11:45 AM (oiNtH)
Strange. Stormy's father sounds... sane.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 16, 2018 11:49 AM (lYlRK)
There is always an outlier that may be doing porn or stripping and they have no daddy issues.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 11:52 AM (lKs2v)
Ah yes, my pain meds have just kicked in, so now I feel human once again.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at March 16, 2018 11:47 AM (lYlRK)
A local doc wrote a column for our getting leftier by the day "newspaper" that people are just going to have to learn to live with pain, unless they are dying of cancer, because pain meds are evil.
Thankfully, the orthopedic doc I saw when I broke my foot was compassionate.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2018 11:52 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 11:52 AM (ZqMiT)
** With my best Jim McKay voice.
They're all going to skate.
Fire Jeff Sessions, Rosenstein, Wray and nuke Mueller from orbit.
This shit has got to stop and stop now.
These fucks are going to be allowed to just walk away and laugh their fucking heads off.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 16, 2018 11:52 AM (UfMVm)
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I don't know why, but that made me feel all good inside.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 11:52 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 11:49 AM (oMtOd)
https://stoatnet.org/small.jpg
Needn't have worried about dropping it. They thought ahead and spliced its genes with sloth or marmoset genes. He's a grippy little guy.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 11:52 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 16, 2018 11:52 AM (lKyWE)
Precisely! Where were they???
Posted by: David Hoggg at March 16, 2018 11:53 AM (/qEW2)
Society isn't perfectible but almost all mass shootings for years have involved massive, obvious failures of existing systems and laws. Those should be the object of protest and anger, not pieces of metal and plastic.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2018 11:53 AM (QDnY+)
Bwahahahaha!!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2018 11:53 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 11:53 AM (hMwEB)
Huzzah!
I bet they'd all be served by a heaping STFU. Probably never heard it before.
Posted by: DaveA at March 16, 2018 11:53 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Jeanne de norte at March 16, 2018 11:53 AM (efMXe)
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I hope that SOB remembers that when he needs pain meds.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 11:54 AM (vg8iE)
I find it hard to believe Hillary bathes much, - maybe with a damp washcloth like an old timey whore in those moments between Johns.
Posted by: Fritz at March 16, 2018 11:54 AM (2Mnv1)
One day, that girl is going to make a good owner for a cat.
Posted by: Roy at March 16, 2018 11:50 AM (7n4KQ)
And when she gets tired of it, she'll dump it on the street (SCAD students are famous for abandoning their dogs and cats when they leave town).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2018 11:54 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2018 11:54 AM (VM6ev)
While I agree on all counts, don't forget evil. Some people are just black-hearted and don't have a soul. Plenty of mentally ill people are good people at heart, they just have frayed wiring in their brains.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trunpkin at March 16, 2018 11:54 AM (wwd4n)
Posted by: Roy at March 16, 2018 11:54 AM (7n4KQ)
You can't tell kids "Shut Up. Nobody cares." enough.
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I read something about this a while back.
"Listening to your children" is a white collar WASP thing.
"Children should be seen and not heard" is more of a blue collar thing.
"Listening" is supposed to make them better able to cope in places like "business" in "real life," and handle "office politics."
/yeah, no one listened to me, and I feel fine.
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2018 11:54 AM (9oJYp)
Dem Congresswoman Louise Slaughter is mortadel at 88. Complications of a fall at home.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2018 11:54 AM (VM6ev)
Was she a congresswoman for one of the NY districts? and 88? They never retire do they?
Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 11:55 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 11:55 AM (oMtOd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2018 11:54 AM (VM6ev)
Close your eyes and think of the bollard the other day in India...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2018 11:55 AM (VM6ev)
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We don't pick on you anymore, do we, Hungry Mouth?
Posted by: The Football Team at March 16, 2018 11:55 AM (vg8iE)
More than that.
They have snipers. They have anti-aircraft equipment. They have nearby jet fighters they can spin up. They have bomb shelters. They have bullet-resistant glass. They have K-9. They have escape tunnels. They have sensors on every door, window, tree, hallway, and room and forests of cameras with overlapping fields of view monitored 24/7/52.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2018 11:55 AM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 16, 2018 11:55 AM (/qEW2)
>>>anyone already mention that Hillary took another slip, this time in a bathtub?<<<
I
find it hard to believe Hillary bathes much, - maybe with a damp
washcloth like an old timey whore in those moments between Johns.
Posted by: Fritz at March 16, 2018 11:54 AM (2Mnv1)
Isn't that called PTA? Pits, tits and ass?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2018 11:55 AM (jxbfJ)
Dem Congresswoman Louise Slaughter is mortadel at 88. Complications of a fall at home.
88? Maybe there should be term limits... Nah
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at March 16, 2018 11:55 AM (O2RFr)
I like to remind kids that a lot of the time their parents are just faking it.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 11:55 AM (ZqMiT)
Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 11:55 AM (a0IVu)
Rochester. 16 terms.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2018 11:55 AM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 11:56 AM (oiNtH)
These girls are dumber than dirt. Soon, they will get to vote.
And procreate.
And if they take a certain bridge construction course down in Florida, they will also be able to concreate.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 16, 2018 11:56 AM (v3pYe)
I don't get most women. I know that lots of them like The Housewives of (wherever). I watched an episode and thought, "holy shit, these women are disingenuous, whoreish, drunks who are not only boring, they're stupid."
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2018 11:56 AM (U+nHb)
washcloth like an old timey whore in those moments between Johns.
She wipes her drives.
Posted by: Roy at March 16, 2018 11:56 AM (7n4KQ)
He said QUOTE:"You D@mn people dump your old clothes here and nobody wants them we have GD tons of old clothes that I take to the F#king dump every day.!" I assume it was goodwill or some other like organization.
I said, OK so now I just dump old clothes in the trash.
Most aren't that old, maybe three year old clothes at best.
Does this idiot know old clothes dumpers like me are the reason he has a Job?
Posted by: obsidian at March 16, 2018 11:56 AM (ARK2U)
Dem Congresswoman Louise Slaughter is mortadel at 88. Complications of a fall at home.
88? Maybe there should be term limits... Nah
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at March 16, 2018 11:55 AM (O2RFr)
You want full term, right?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2018 11:56 AM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 16, 2018 11:52 AM (xva+R)
I wouldn't count on that. There's no shortage of examples of vapid, self-absorbed twits being in charge.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 11:56 AM (NWiLs)
Eat lots of meat to heal faster.
*stuffs steak thru usb*
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 11:52 AM (hMwEB)
Thank you.
Mrs. Muse grilled me up a T-Bone the other night, with some sort of herb butter marinade.
It was tender and delicious.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 16, 2018 11:56 AM (lYlRK)
Then again, do the actual facts matter to libs. Will it ever erase that feeling they go when they thought they had made a point?
Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 11:56 AM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2018 11:58 AM (MxEKc)
Eat lots of meat to heal faster.
*stuffs steak thru usb*
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot
ol' Doc Adamas on Gunsmoke was constantly prescribing meat and he pulled Dillon through about 200 gunshot wounds.
Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 11:58 AM (nFwvY)
JFK was elected because he was "handsome".
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trunpkin at March 16, 2018 11:58 AM (wwd4n)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 11:56 AM (NWiLs)
We resent that.
Posted by: Twitter, Google, YouTube & Facebook at March 16, 2018 11:58 AM (lYlRK)
Posted by: Ripley at March 16, 2018 11:58 AM (MxEKc)
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ha!
Hillary is a ridiculous parody of herself.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2018 11:59 AM (U+nHb)
ol' Doc Adamas on Gunsmoke was constantly prescribing meat and he pulled Dillon through about 200 gunshot wounds.
Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 11:58 AM (nFwvY)
see? the science is settled!
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 16, 2018 11:59 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed<<<
Precisely. One of those earthy, hippie girls.
Posted by: Fritz at March 16, 2018 11:59 AM (2Mnv1)
I thought all those old clothes went to Africa where entire villages are outfitted in identical "I'm With Her" t-shirts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:59 AM (HiQSt)
Joke of the day:
The scariest ghosts are porn star ghosts, but they always end up getting boo cocky.
Posted by: irright at March 16, 2018 11:59 AM (pMGkg)
These girls are dumber than dirt. Soon, they will get to vote.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 11:46 AM (NWiLs)
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Future hosts on FOX Outnumbered. Cause apparently FOX cant get enough of Juan Wiliams or Marie Harf.
Posted by: BluesFish at March 16, 2018 11:59 AM (HQIK5)
It was tender and delicious.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 16, 2018 11:56 AM (lYlRK)
Did that happen on Wednesday?
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 12:00 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trunpkin at March 16, 2018 11:58 AM (wwd4n)
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Exactly, that's the kind of thing I'm talking about. So ridiculous. I mean it's their vote but, come on! Would Abraham Lincoln cut it today with his looks?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2018 12:00 PM (U+nHb)
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According to Meyers Briggs Personality Theory, women score very high in feeling, men score high in thinking.
So yeah, most women are emotional voters. And everything else.
Except for the rare female (like myself) who actually scores higher in thinking. Quite a few 'ettes probably fit the thinking profile as well.
Which means, I think, that I'm an inhuman monster who wants illegals to die in the desert and poor people forced into slavery due to welfare/work laws.
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2018 12:00 PM (9oJYp)
Trump can enforce no rogue guns in the WH: his SS agents are "good guys
with guns" - something she's been told doesn't exist.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 11:33 AM (W+vEI)
President Trump should pose for a photo with his jacket pulled aside, and a big .45 in a holster revealed, and tweet: "About the White House being a gun-free zone. No, it's not."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2018 12:00 PM (Dbv1R)
Much more productive than standing out in the parking lot, taking selfies and making dates.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 16, 2018 12:01 PM (m0lmR)
My cranky grandmother referred to it as a "whore's bath."
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2018 12:01 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2018 11:56 AM (U+nHb)
Mrs. Muse's mother admitted to me, in all seriousness, that she voted for JFK because he was "handsome".
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 16, 2018 12:01 PM (lYlRK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2018 11:42 AM (wdmm9)
I heard that tw@t sen. nelson comparing the suffering of the FIU families to those from the parkland shooting, and that was yesterday to that cocksucker shep.
Posted by: toddler at March 16, 2018 12:01 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 16, 2018 12:02 PM (/qEW2)
mean it's their vote but, come on! Would Abraham Lincoln cut it today
with his looks?
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And that's why Ted Cruz cannot win.
His facial structure is wonky. Doctors have talked about it. Makes him look somewhat untrustworthy.
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2018 12:02 PM (9oJYp)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 12:02 PM (b2/Ti)
I thought all those old clothes went to Africa where entire villages are outfitted in identical "I'm With Her" t-shirts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:59 AM (HiQSt)
Africa gets the losing super bowl team's "winning" shirts.
Somewhere in Africa there is a village that thinks the Buffalo Bills are an awesome team.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 12:03 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Precisely. One of those earthy, hippie girls.
Posted by: Fritz at March 16, 2018 11:59 AM (2Mnv1)
Unshaven pits, bra-less tits, smells like ass.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 12:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: NCKate at March 16, 2018 12:04 PM (1l010)
His facial structure is wonky. Doctors have talked about it. Makes him look somewhat untrustworthy.
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2018 12:02 PM (9oJYp)
I haven't looked for a long time, but Laura Ingraham used to have a "separated at birth" section on her website that would take suggestions from readers on a famous person's lookalike and post the side by side comparisons.
Cruz was always next to Uncle Albert from the Munsters.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 16, 2018 12:05 PM (m0lmR)
Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at March 16, 2018 12:05 PM (vg8iE)
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And that's why Ted Cruz cannot win.
His facial structure is wonky. Doctors have talked about it. Makes him look somewhat untrustworthy.
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2018 12:02 PM
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Also his voice is weird. (And he was my guy in the election)
Posted by: irright at March 16, 2018 12:05 PM (pMGkg)
I want to start a company that buys them back from Africa and sells them in Boutiques for like 2-300 dollars a piece.
Sell it by giving like 50% of all profit to charities.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 12:05 PM (ZqMiT)
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No, but he did look the least inbred.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 12:05 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: NCKate at March 16, 2018 12:04 PM (1l010)
And Jackie wasn't beautiful. Attractive, yes. But the MFM gushed about her beauty all the time (like a certain recent FLOTUS).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2018 12:06 PM (ptqGC)
He was the best looking Kennedy.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 12:06 PM (ZqMiT)
Posted by: Chthillary, Dead but Dreaming at March 16, 2018 12:07 PM (p/YFn)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man<<<
*hic* *shart* *cackle*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 16, 2018 12:07 PM (2Mnv1)
I suspect the girl with the sign at this point has been put some knowledge and mocked into suicide watch.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2018 12:07 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: x at March 16, 2018 12:07 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 11:55 AM (oMtOd)
When BiL was changing him, he kicked so hard he shoved himself across the table. Verily, he has the strength of ten babies. Which, I guess, isn't all that much, but still a beefy little thing.
I did nuzzle the head like you told me. It didn't really smell like anything, but it was crazy warm. I did some back-of-the-envelope calculations to look into using baby heads and kick power as a renewable energy source, if you want to look over the numbers.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 12:07 PM (y87Qq)
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And sadly, we now have a FLOTUS who was an actual model who is criminally ignored.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 12:08 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 12:08 PM (k1TUh)
Had you never met your own sisters, mothers and daughters?
Yes, there's good women voters like Stacy Dash ect. but they are outnumbered by ditzy broads like these.
Just admit it. WE WERE SMARTER THAN YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU CHANGED FROM OUR ORIGINAL PLAN HAS BEEN UTTER CRAP.
Now start wearing powdered wigs again and maybe we'll tell you how to fix this mess.
Posted by: The Founders at March 16, 2018 12:08 PM (8OpRV)
She has a bright future as an architect ahead of her, except for all the hard math.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 16, 2018 11:27 AM (HiQSt)
Inspired by your Barbie Dreamhouse? Want to make pretty buildings? Math too hard? Come to Florida International University. We take the M out of STEM.
Posted by: FIU at March 16, 2018 12:08 PM (yG7NY)
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 12:03 PM (lKs2v)
Also the Vikings.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 16, 2018 12:09 PM (lYlRK)
Posted by: FIU
And the T.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 12:09 PM (b2/Ti)
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 12:09 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: The Founders at March 16, 2018 12:08 PM (8OpRV)
What's this "start", white man?
Posted by: Biz Markie at March 16, 2018 12:09 PM (y87Qq)
Also his voice is weird. (And he was my guy in the election)
Posted by: irright at March 16, 2018 12:05 PM (pMGkg)
Very nasally
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 16, 2018 12:09 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 16, 2018 12:09 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2018 12:06 PM (ptqGC)
And they always talked about Jackie's grace.
Melania Trump is orders of magnitude more beautiful, and easily surpasses Jackie in terms of grace.
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at March 16, 2018 12:10 PM (xPJvm)
Which just proves that it has never been about actual looks, it has never been about fashion, it is only ever about politics.
Harambe could wear a dress and they'd say what a bold and positive beauty statement that was for the nation.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 12:10 PM (k1TUh)
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When I was a kid, I remember seeing this TV movie about a young woman who was a high-price call girl, unbeknownst to her family.
The mother somehow found out and at a family party, she pulled the jovial, laughing daughter aside in private and yelled at her, "How can you be having fun here? YOU'RE A WHORE!!!"
I've never forgotten that for some reason.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 12:10 PM (vg8iE)
Apparently this isn't exactly sudden. People mag, that beacon of truth and accuracy, said "sources" claim they have been having issues since before Trump was elected. I guess they spent Valentines' day separately taking some of the kids to a restaurant.
And then the article went off into pure spec. Don Jr. and Eric are miserable due to their father's presidency, Don Jr. can't make any deals for the company because of scrutiny, etc. Blah blah.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 16, 2018 12:10 PM (m0lmR)
Posted by: pep at March 16, 2018 12:10 PM (fTgDx)
I really don't think that bothers her.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 16, 2018 12:10 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 12:07 PM (y87Qq)
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Having survived five babies' worth of kicks, both inside the womb and out, I have no need of looking over your numbers, believe me. He sounds like a healthy little bugger. Good for him.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2018 12:10 PM (oMtOd)
i chuckle when you introduce yourself as danny, mike, patrick, kevin.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 16, 2018 12:11 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: shibumi at March 16, 2018 12:00 PM
cut, jib, newsletter?
Posted by: toddler at March 16, 2018 12:11 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at March 16, 2018 12:11 PM (xPJvm)
Except you dont even get pain meds THEN. And if you do, the doc is risking a visit from federal officer Friendly.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 16, 2018 12:11 PM (w/s+9)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 12:07 PM (y87Qq)
That's too bad. There's nothing quite like newborn baby smell.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 16, 2018 12:11 PM (lYlRK)
Posted by: Tom Servo
The thing is, she stopped talking to him 20 years ago. I guess when she asked him what he thought about her going into porn and he didn't agree, it really upset her.
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 12:11 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 12:08 PM (k1TUh)
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I knew a girl in college who later went on to do porn for a short while.
Her parents were livid and family pressure eventually made her stop, that and she broke up with her druggie BF who talked her into it.
Regrets it to this day. It's a sick industry.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 12:12 PM (8OpRV)
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2018 12:12 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Professor Richard Feynman, Dawgpound Denizen at March 16, 2018 12:12 PM (rBnYq)
Mrs. Muse grilled me up a T-Bone the other night, with some sort of herb butter marinade.
It was tender and delicious.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at March 16, 2018 11:56 AM (lYlRK)
Did that happen on Wednesday?
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 12:00 PM (lKs2v)
Ahhh, yes. Steak BJ day. Feb. 14 for the ladies. March 14 for the guys.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2018 12:13 PM (jxbfJ)
i chuckle when you introduce yourself as danny, mike, patrick, kevin.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 16, 2018 12:11 PM (0O7c5)
Dan is short for Danjramaheshkumar.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nowhere Man at March 16, 2018 12:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 16, 2018 12:11 PM (lYlRK)
Yeah, that's what people say - to the point of actually describing things as "smelling like a baby's head". *shrug* I dunno.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 12:13 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 16, 2018 12:13 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: NCKate at March 16, 2018 12:04 PM (1l010)
And Jackie wasn't beautiful. Attractive, yes. But the MFM gushed about her beauty all the time (like a certain recent FLOTUS).
I wonder how much of these opinions is political and how much is aesthetic. I'm a straight white male and I think JFK was gorgeous.
I never liked Jackie from photographs. Here eyes were too wide apart, like Nancy Reagan's. I ran into her twice in person. Once at a magazine stand and she was just a middle aged woman. The other time was at a political event where she had photographers backpedalling in front of her. She glowed. She radiated something special.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 16, 2018 12:13 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trunpkin at March 16, 2018 12:14 PM (wwd4n)
Posted by: irright at March 16, 2018 12:05 PM (pMGkg)
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I don't hear it.
Posted by: Mr. Haney at March 16, 2018 12:14 PM (vDqXW)
Wow, that's a lot of miles.
I'm shocked she looks as good as she does.
And now we come to the real reason she's out there: She's well past her "sell by" date and needs to cash in.
Posted by: Blake at March 16, 2018 12:14 PM (qC1Sy)
75 Willowing myself....
Bear Sterns went tits up 10 years ago today.
And 10 years later housing bubble 2.0 is on the cusp of popping.
History doesn't repeat but it does rhyme.
Posted by: #neverskankles at March 16, 2018 11:32 AM (9mtEP)
Puny housing bubble! Hey! Over here! Yes, look at me! Gainzzz!
For full effect, read in Rainier Wolfcastle voice.
Posted by: Student Debt at March 16, 2018 12:15 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trunpkin at March 16, 2018 12:15 PM (wwd4n)
my 90 year old was taking oxy regularly, they tend to make one constipated. There are other pills to overcome that ... but I recommend Citrucel.
Other pills can compound other issues. But Citrucel is just sorta inserting some jelly in the system, which can thicken or soften the ...ummm ... outcome.
That uncle died on the pot, probably trying to force it. He was out of my care at that point, and they wouldn't listen to my Citrucel advice. But he was 92 with other issues ... so it goes.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2018 12:16 PM (bT8Z4)
stories from yesterday, you will find several MSM pieces saying "oh she
had a fall in her home, but it was just a concussion, no broken bones,
it's just going to be a brief stay and she's going to be back at work
soon, in fact she's laughing and joking in her hospital room right now!"
And then within 24 hours she's dead. So just remember that when
considering news about these convalescing people like McCain.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 11:36 AM (k1TUh)
In many cases, when old people fall, and then die, it's not the fall that killed them, it's the seizure or stroke that precipitated the fall.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2018 12:16 PM (Dbv1R)
Posted by: The Founders at March 16, 2018 12:08 PM (8OpRV)
What's this "start", white man?
Posted by: Biz Markie at March 16, 2018 12:09 PM (y87Qq)
_________
We defeated the largest empire the world has ever known in all of human history to win our Independence, tough guy.
Now go put the wigs on. It's the most important part.
Posted by: The Founders at March 16, 2018 12:16 PM (8OpRV)
If you haven't watched "The Crown", I recommend it highly. I went in wondering if it would be watchable, and it quite surprised me to find how good it was. There's an episode where Queen Elizabeth meets with the JFK and Jackie, and it was extraordinarily well written and powerful. And they portrayed Jackie in a way that left you feeling honestly sorry for her, and for the life she ended up living. I consider that one of the most powerful episodes of the entire series.
Also, having just watched "Darkest Hour", Gary Oldman's portrayal of Churchill was fantastic - but I still like John Lithgow's portrayal of an older Winston in "The Crown" even more. Every bit of acting in that series is stunningly good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 12:16 PM (k1TUh)
I've never forgotten that for some reason.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 16, 2018 12:10 PM (vg8iE)
Wait, was that the one where the whore was played by Veronica Hamel?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 16, 2018 12:16 PM (lYlRK)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 12:16 PM (ZqMiT)
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 12:11 PM (oiNtH)
Imagine that.
I also imagine she has spent most of whatever she made in porn on drugs and plastic surgery. And sees the end coming at some point, and residuals from her films aren't going to keep the lifestyle up.
and what do you do after 20-30 years in porn, strip clubs, etc. when the skin starts to sag, and no one there wants to hire you, and no one in the real world wants to either.
I guess you try to sue a President.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 16, 2018 12:16 PM (m0lmR)
This one failed with no load on it, nor the expected once in decade stress of hurricane winds.
they forgot to account for microquakes caused by fracking.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 16, 2018 12:16 PM (sGtp+)
the last time i dropped off stuff (vintage collectibles) the old guy got crabby with me too. (after i unloaded it all too)
i said to him, "i guess you don't like your job much, do you?"
Posted by: concrete girl at March 16, 2018 12:17 PM (SJBL7)
And the meat's still tender, too. Well marbled...and...
What? Why is everybody looking at me like that?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 16, 2018 12:17 PM (GdWl+)
Key difference- federally backed and not dischargeable in bankruptcy. Outside of debt amnesty you're never going down.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trunpkin at March 16, 2018 12:17 PM (wwd4n)
Also, having just watched "Darkest Hour", Gary Oldman's portrayal of Churchill was fantastic - but I still like John Lithgow's portrayal of an older Winston in "The Crown" even more. Every bit of acting in that series is stunningly good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 12:16 PM (k1TU
Agree on all points. The Crown is a fantastic series, and Lithgow' Churchill is great.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at March 16, 2018 12:17 PM (lYlRK)
Wow, that's a lot of miles.
I'm shocked she looks as good as she does.
And now we come to the real reason she's out there: She's well past her "sell by" date and needs to cash in.
Posted by: Blake at March 16, 2018 12:14 PM (qC1Sy)
Yeah, the reason she wants out of the NDA and wants to give back the money is almost certainly some have offered her triple the amount if she "talks"
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 12:18 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: IC at March 16, 2018 12:18 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 12:18 PM (ZqMiT)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 16, 2018 12:19 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2018 12:18 PM (ZqMiT)
I thought were were finished talking about hIlLaReiyY!!!1!!
Posted by: hogmartin at March 16, 2018 12:19 PM (y87Qq)
What? Why is everybody looking at me like that?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at March 16, 2018 12:17 PM (GdWl+)
you've been talking to Cannibal Bob again, haven't you....
Posted by: toddler at March 16, 2018 12:19 PM (8D42x)
Get baptized and try to marry a twice-divorced patent attorney?
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trunpkin at March 16, 2018 12:19 PM (wwd4n)
I guess you try to sue a President.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 16, 2018 12:16 PM (m0lmR)
_________
I'LL ALLOW IT!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at March 16, 2018 12:20 PM (8OpRV)
It'd have ended right then and there.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 16, 2018 12:20 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: Blake
Posted by: Jen the original at March 16, 2018 12:16
Exactly. She has had a lot of work done and I can see through it to see the wear and tear underneath (no pun intended). She was even mocked by the harridans on "The View". That's pretty bad.
Posted by: Cheri at March 16, 2018 12:20 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: The Founders at March 16, 2018 12:08 PM (8OpRV)
What's this "start", white man?
Posted by: Biz Markie at March 16, 2018 12:09 PM (y87Qq)
_________
We defeated the largest empire the world has ever known in all of human history to win our Independence, tough guy.
Now go put the wigs on. It's the most important part.
Posted by: The Founders at March 16, 2018 12:16 PM (8OpRV)
Biz Markie wore a powdered wig in his music video.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 12:21 PM (lKs2v)
I also imagine she has spent most of whatever she made in porn on drugs and plastic surgery. And sees the end coming at some point, and residuals from her films aren't going to keep the lifestyle up.
_________
There are no residuals in porn. The studio owns it all. Actors get a flat fee and that's it.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at March 16, 2018 12:21 PM (8OpRV)
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 16, 2018 12:23 PM (y3aQB)
You strip at a waterfront strip club in Galveston on the day shift.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2018 12:23 PM (LTE9d)
I saw a piece recently which to me shed a lot more light on the reasons for the divorce - apparently since the political campaign began (and even before) Don Jr. has been spending almost all of his time on the road - meeting with political backers in one state, taking time to go on a hunt in Africa, going to Australia, going down to Florida on weekends - all while Vanessa stayed home and took care of the kids. Sounded like he had only spent a very few nights at home for the entire last year.
That's gonna lead to a divorce in anybody's marriage.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 12:23 PM (k1TUh)
I can see why Stormy's dad quit talking to her. I mean what would you say if you had a daughter like her call you on the phone?
Slut, we have a president trying to take nuclear weapons away from a homicidal madman and you're trying to damage him. I could live you f**king half of humanity to make a quick buck, do you have to f**k it all?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at March 16, 2018 12:24 PM (lKyWE)
This is what you voted for New Jersey - God, am I glad I don't live there (not that NY is much better)! but every person in NJ knew that this liberal schmuck new Governor would do this (he effing said he would) - so I do NOT want to hear any Democrat or independent who voted for this guy complaining. You hear me?
People deserve to get the policy they vote for - and they deserve to get it good and hard. Enjoy the *n*l rape with no lubricant New Jersey, courtesy of leftist Democrats. It only gets worse from here on out.
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 16, 2018 12:25 PM (Fb9aZ)
I don't put much weight regard to the theories of Cruz's looks. Its a self fulfilling prophecy for theorists.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 12:25 PM (wWJIH)
You strip at a waterfront strip club in Galveston on the day shift."
And if your name's Anna Nichole, you meet a mega millionaire in a wheelchair and spend the rest of your life fighting with his family over his money!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 12:25 PM (k1TUh)
That is the most selfish reason out there if true. Suck it sweet cheeks.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 12:27 PM (wWJIH)
Posted by: The Founders at March 16, 2018 12:08 PM (8OpRV)
What's this "start", white man?
Posted by: Biz Markie at March 16, 2018 12:09 PM (y87Qq)
_________
We defeated the largest empire the world has ever known in all of human history to win our Independence, tough guy.
Now go put the wigs on. It's the most important part.
Posted by: The Founders at March 16, 2018 12:16 PM (8OpRV)
Biz Markie wore a powdered wig in his music video.
Posted by: buzzion at March 16, 2018 12:21 PM (lKs2v)
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Music Videos? Bah.
There's only been one good musical piece since The revolution and that's here: https://tinyurl.com/ycgdl5f5
We ignore the rest
Posted by: The Founders at March 16, 2018 12:27 PM (8OpRV)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 12:29 PM (wWJIH)
The White House is as far from a gun free zone as may be legitimately possible short of an actual Army Base or a theater of combat in a modern warfare setting. I mean, it surface to air missiles and marines fer chrissakes! Whatever school district she attends should ask for all of the salary from her teachers to be returned for their abject failure to teach her anything.
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 16, 2018 12:30 PM (Fb9aZ)
I was a freshman in a suburban San Diego high school in the fall of 1957. Eisenhower was using the 82nd Airborne to forcibly integrate Central High School that year.
My classmates rose up and were "outraged", "outraged I tell you" about the evils of segregation in Little Rock. In the meantime covenants in the deeds to their parent's houses contained restrictions prohibiting the sale of said houses to Negroes or Joooos. Ten miles away Logan Heights was a black ghetto in San Diego. There were no black kids in my lily white high school (well there was one Mexican in the 2,000 students in the high school). But By Gum Little Rock was awful! Motes and beams came to my mind while I listened to this bushwah.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 16, 2018 12:31 PM (Sda6L)
A local doc wrote a column for our getting leftier by the day "newspaper" that people are just going to have to learn to live with pain, unless they are dying of cancer, because pain meds are evil.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 16, 2018 11:52 AM (ptqGC)
I'd hate to hear his opinion of anesthesia.
Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2018 12:34 PM (xjiRE)
Dem Congresswoman Louise Slaughter is mortadel at 88. Complications of a fall at home.
Whose dentures was she wearing?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2018 12:36 PM (IqV8l)
And now, Big Engineering fucks up yet again, and all you've got is "Those must have been female minority engineers"? They weren't...True Scotsmen? Well. At least they're not writing poetry!
Sorry, cubicle-monkey, you can't squirm that fast. This is splashed on the face of the Noble Profession, and you dragged your bridge-iron ring through the ink when you signed off on this. Get some Engineering-School quality ass grease, because every time you call for the English Dept to be shut down, I'm posting your FIU Tau Beta Pi plaque. "Get Bent."
Oh you have wrong-colored ideologues in your profession now? How awful! And your faculty accredited them, and your state board issued them a card? Ha. Whip that mochachino, you.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 16, 2018 12:38 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 16, 2018 12:25 PM (wWJIH)
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Both were Republicans. In Jr. High I became the best friend of a kid whose family were committed Democrats. It was almost embarrassing for me--an early-teen kid--to listen to them talk about which candidate sounds and looks the most like JFK.
Posted by: Axebot at March 16, 2018 12:38 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2018 12:23 PM (k1TUh)
How can I miss you if you never leave . . says my wife.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 16, 2018 12:38 PM (bB4HN)
The disarmed status of Army bases is what all the hollering is about.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 16, 2018 12:40 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: NCKate at March 16, 2018 12:04 PM
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people forget this, but JFK had charisma. Photos don't convey that well.
Posted by: Texican(ette) at March 16, 2018 12:42 PM (CjE8v)
I never shot the school up. I did make a plot to beat my bully death with a baseball bat. I had the bush I was gonna hide in at his house picked out and everything. But! I decided that I probably wouldn't get away with it so...I walked home until I could sneak Dad's custom van to school. It was one of those 80's living room vans. He thought someone in the neighborhood was siphoning his gas. The rube.
Anyway, this bullying excuse is a cop out.
What it says is that bullied kids become mentally defective as a result of the bullying. That is not the kind of message bullied kids need to hear. I can attest that it certainly affects the way you interact with the world. But it makes you stronger.
I sent my kids to Catholic school for grade school and middle but Public school for high school. I didn't want the first bully or rough character they encounter to be in the workforce. they needed to learn to deal with the basic human condition of bullying.
And what is next? Will we say that bullied kids can't buy weapons because of the mental defect? That is the same argument they tried with PTSD in veterans.
One last thing, Gorilla Pundit says "Why aren't you, the supposedly 'woke' protestors, standing up for him and against the malevolent alpha clique? Because that's your injustice right there, staring at you in the face, and you pretend not to see it. "
This is a Democrat argument!! This says "stop bullying this guy and start bullying that guy."
All bullies hunt in packs, all Gorilla Pundit is calling for is the creation of a new pack.
Posted by: thesgm at March 16, 2018 12:58 PM (1gjtF)
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2018 01:13 PM (bPZSS)
Now go put the wigs on. It's the most important part.
Posted by: The Founders at March 16, 2018 12:16 PM (8OpRV)"
Pfft. The one whose Ass WE kicked had nukes. And we were infested by hippies while we did it. We GOT hair where it counts, no powder or merkin required.
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2018 01:25 PM (bPZSS)
Posted by: SarahW at March 16, 2018 11:23 AM (Sp1NT)
Because they've drunk the Kool-Aid fully, completely.
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2018 01:28 PM (bPZSS)
When I was 17, my dad was the stupidest man in the world.
When I was 25, he seemed to be getting wiser.
It was amazing how much he had learned by the time I had my own teenager.
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2018 01:36 PM (bPZSS)
Posted by: m at March 16, 2018 01:39 PM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 16, 2018 11:34 AM (n+6mJ)
Word is it had been stress-tested not too long before. Evidently they didn't put a long enough rest period on it (for propagation of fractures and the like).
Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2018 01:48 PM (bPZSS)
If the 2nd Anendment absolutely guaranteed the right to bear arms
Why are there ANY laws prohibiting carrying guns anywhere on public property ??
Posted by: Yup at March 16, 2018 02:00 PM (vXE2n)
Posted by: Rather Not at March 16, 2018 02:15 PM (oPogG)
Whose brainwashing our children, I mean besides socialists in our schools by slick willy political polarization.
Posted by: ron n. at March 17, 2018 02:14 AM (MBrFx)
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