Daily Caller: CNN Used to Run a "Trump Jobs Tracker" as Part of Its "Facts First" Branding Campaign. But Then Jobs Began Growing Under Trump, And They Stopped Tracking Them.

This is an apple.

Oh wait, it's a banana, and there are statistics to prove it?

Let's talk about something besides apples, then.


The network’s "Trump Jobs Tracker" is part of CNN Digital's effort to keep its audience updated on whether the president is keeping his promises to release the full potential of the American economy after eight years of anemic growth under former President Barack Obama.

One problem: The last time someone updated the tracker was Jan. 5, when the economy had only added 1,839,000 jobs since Trump took office. Under that pace, according to CNN, Trump is "off track" to fulfill his promise that he’d help create "25 million jobs in 10 years, or 208,333 jobs per month."


Neglecting the tracker is a real shame. Federal economists estimated that employers added 200,000 jobs in January and Friday’s job report showed another 313,000 added in February -- more than enough to be on a healthy pace to average 208,333 jobs per month in 2018.

Facts First?

What a laugh.

Narrative First, Narrative Last, Narrative Only.

CNN

Facts are stupid things.

Posted by: Ace at 04:21 PM




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1 Drinking early again, Mr. Krugman?

Posted by: Paul Krugman's Bartender at March 12, 2018 04:16 PM (O5Q3r)

2 With their low ratings, does it matter?

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 12, 2018 04:16 PM (vkS2Z)

3 cnn sucks.

Posted by: Ronster at March 12, 2018 04:17 PM (MAzx1)

4 Also, while we're attacking things, when the living hell am I going to be able to again purchase a g-damn light bulb that actually emits light?

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 12, 2018 04:17 PM (vkS2Z)

5 Well, a CNN "reporter" spent 41 minutes reporting on Stormy Daniels' appearance at a Florida strip club Friday night.

Priorities and all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)

6 Is this a draft post? I hope not.
But CNN does not do credibility well, do they?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (nBr1j)

7 More people get CNN's opinions from AoS Headlines than they do from actual CNN.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (CMbMd)

8 I liked the article about that. I said that maybe the CNN employee responsible for updating the tracker got laid off in the latest purge.

Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (7n4KQ)

9 These numbers are just so confusing. What do you think, Wolf?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper, Baffled at March 12, 2018 04:19 PM (9vQJW)

10 Fact: A pineapple is neither a pine nor an apple. It is a berry.

Posted by: CNN at March 12, 2018 04:19 PM (DlvnJ)

11 Not surprised. Read about this the other day. CNN is like that talking Barbie doll: "Math is Hard". Instead for CNN, "FACTS are Hard".

Posted by: jim at March 12, 2018 04:19 PM (gjGvH)

12 I would probably watch CNN over Shep Smith.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:19 PM (r9UYA)

13 Pen pineapple apple pen

Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (Gy1nV)

14 Daily Caller: CNN Used to Run a "Trump Jobs Tracker" as Part of Its "Facts First" Branding Campaign. But Then Jobs Began Growing Under Trump, And They Stopped Tracking Them.

I have to say, I prefer this over the usual leftist tactic of just changing the definition of "jobs" to suit their agenda.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (8gDQu)

15 What's funny about this is that these idiots actually believe their own lies. They believed that Trump would fail like their Emporer Shit Midas did.

They aren't even smart enough to qualify for a broadcast license.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (FFJtw)

16 Uh, Alex, what is climate science?

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (9vQJW)

17 What's this thing with the bombs in Austin? What's it got to do with Trump? We got anyone on this?

-CNN

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (4ErVI)

18
They can always do reruns of Wolf Blitzer tracking Dubya's approval rating.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (fTKv+)

19 CNN also still has a page that says it'll be an early night for Trump's campaign.

Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (7n4KQ)

20 It's amazing what drops in and out of the news depending on whether it's favorable to their narrative.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (NWiLs)

21 Fact: A peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. It is a legume.

Posted by: CNN at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (DlvnJ)

22 These numbers are just so confusing. What do you think, Wolf?


Posted by: Anderson Cooper, Baffled at March 12, 2018 04:19 PM (9vQJW)

Let's go over to John King, we can still give her California, right John?

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (HgMAr)

23 This is a pineapple, CNN. Turn it sideways. Be sure to wrap it in barbed wire first. Then...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:21 PM (RD7QR)

24 Well, a CNN "reporter" spent 41 minutes reporting on Stormy Daniels' <<<


Any vital statistical analysis?


Posted by: Braziliantine at March 12, 2018 04:21 PM (a/9Wy)

25 Your facts amaze and confuse me!

Feed me those tired old comfortable lies, please.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 12, 2018 04:21 PM (oqV6o)

26 21 Fact: A peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. It is a legume.
Posted by: CNN at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (DlvnJ)


Legume is Brit's stripper name.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 04:21 PM (fTKv+)

27 If they used the same "created or saved" metric as they did with TFG, Trump's employment numbers would be twice what they are.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:22 PM (NWiLs)

28 Fact: Ringworm is neither a ring nor a worm. It is a fungus

Posted by: CNN at March 12, 2018 04:22 PM (DlvnJ)

29 So they will replace it with what, homeless increasing in California?

Posted by: Locke Common at March 12, 2018 04:22 PM (VSJvY)

30 Fact: CNN is neither cable news, nor a network. It's a propaganda channel.

Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2018 04:22 PM (7n4KQ)

31
I would probably watch CNN over Shep Smith.

I'll never get over Shep Smith.

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 12, 2018 04:22 PM (IqV8l)

32 5 Well, a CNN "reporter" spent 41 minutes reporting on Stormy Daniels' appearance at a Florida strip club Friday night.

Priorities and all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)

Useless without video footage.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (NWiLs)

33 It's not unexpected that the press would be spending a good portion of their time on Stormy Daniels. It's been that way for ever for these kind of sex scandal stories and not specifically about Trump.

The thing that is different this time though is this type of story will do no damage to Trump as opposed to all the previous politicians that have been damaged by sex scandal stories.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (IdMiN)

34 >>I would probably watch CNN over Shep Smith.


That would make Shep the bottom, right?

Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (7n4KQ)

35 If it moves,tax it!


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/291034/

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (LiyEm)

36 CNN should hire Sarah Sanders as their next CEO. It's the only hope the network has to recover from this Circus Clown phase.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee. now. at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (rBnYq)

37 Hey little boy, this is a banana.

Posted by: #DrunkDonLemon at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (EeMxM)

38 Sources Say Trump To Use Skyrocketing Employment Statistics To Distract From Porn Star, Russia Collusion, Diet Coke, Two Scoops, Fish Feeding, White Truck, Melania High Heel Scandals

Posted by: This...is CNN at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (O5Q3r)

39 Fact: Jake Tapper is not jake nor did he tapper. He is a fungus.

Posted by: CNN at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (DlvnJ)

40 32 5 Well, a CNN "reporter" spent 41 minutes reporting on Stormy Daniels' appearance at a Florida strip club Friday night.

Priorities and all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)

Useless without video footage.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (NWiLs)

You've got to know they considered making a computer simulation.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (RD7QR)

41 Fact: A pineapple is neither a pine nor an apple. It is a berry.
Posted by: CNN

And a Barry is a closet fruit

Posted by: Bruce at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (8ikIW)

42 Also, while we're attacking things, when the living hell am I going to be able to again purchase a g-damn light bulb that actually emits light?
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 12, 2018 04:17 PM

FEIT Electric Company - LED 60w Daylight 5000k replacement bulb emits a brilliant white light that is just dazzling in intensity until your eyes adjust to the dazzling white light. You will never go back to those dim yellow incandescent bulbs again. Available every. Made in China.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (roQNm)

43 In the remaining free world they talk about BITS but in CA they talk about SITS.

Posted by: Braziliantine at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (a/9Wy)

44
Out: Job Tracker
IN: Porn Star Banging Tracker

Posted by: Winning! at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (/zwDg)

45 Well, a CNN "reporter" spent 41 minutes reporting on Stormy Daniels' appearance at a Florida strip club Friday night.

Priorities and all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)

Wonder if he used the CNN corporate credit card or brought his own $1 bills?

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (oqV6o)

46 lol. that's gayer than anderson cooper's crocs

Posted by: x at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (nFwvY)

47
A recent court ruling held that broadcasting CNN in prisons violated the Eighth Amendment. Prisoners were saying they would rather be fed Nutriloaf.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (BWL+E)

48 Deceptive editing by The Daily Show makes conservatives at CPAC look like idiots

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/291025/

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (LiyEm)

49 The guy is a fucking retard.

Posted by: Alex Trebek at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (89T5c)

50 34 >>I would probably watch CNN over Shep Smith.

I refuse

Posted by: Akim Tamiroff at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (VWsDy)

51 Actual "reporting" by CNN at Stormy Daniels' show in FL:

"The winds picked up and slow, heavy raindrops started to fall as beachgoers gathered their belongings to seek cover, some of whom chuckled while taking pictures of the banner.

It was about to get stormy."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

52 >>46 lol. that's gayer than anderson cooper's crocs

Here we go with the Croc hate again.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:25 PM (r9UYA)

53 CNN = Children's News Network

Posted by: dantesed at March 12, 2018 04:25 PM (88xKn)

54 50 34 >>I would probably watch CNN over Shep Smith.

Given that Shep is a bottom I'm sure that can be arranged.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:26 PM (nBr1j)

55 Here we go with the Croc hate again.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:25 PM (r9UYA)


That's okay. You can make fun of the clog people - the guys, at least.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 04:26 PM (8gDQu)

56 By the way, noted misogynist Hillary Clinton is now telling foreign audiences that she lost the white women vote because those women aren't smart enough to make their own minds up and they are told what to do by the men in their lives.

This woman is just so full of shit, it leaks across continents.

Democrats do not do well with white men and we don't do well with
married, white women. And part of that is an
identification with the Republican Party, and a sort of ongoing pressure
to vote the way that your husband, your boss, your son, whoever,,believes you should.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee. now. at March 12, 2018 04:27 PM (rBnYq)

57 Also, while we're attacking things, when the living hell am I going to be able to again purchase a g-damn light bulb that actually emits light?

I'm very happy with the CREE brand LED bulbs available on Amazon. Make sure to get the 2700K version - those are a perfect match for incandescent.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2018 04:27 PM (3J/LN)

58 CNN would sooner give more credit to Stormy Daniels for job growth amongst strip club staff than give Trump credit for anything.

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 04:27 PM (EzdLW)

59 that's gayer than Wolf Biltzer's capri pants.

Posted by: x at March 12, 2018 04:27 PM (nFwvY)

60 Puppet Show

CNN

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 04:27 PM (OLCnA)

61 I know of only 2 people who wear crocs - that nfl player who was texting his junk and did so while wearing crocs, and that tubby commie chef who wears the orange ones.

Posted by: Boots at March 12, 2018 04:27 PM (EBwPV)

62 CNN=MAGIC 8 BALL

Posted by: Economically useless and malignantly aggrieved at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (5BVHO)

63 Don't bother me with jobs reports when there's a CHiPs role disco clip to look at.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (qJtVm)

64 A recent court ruling held that broadcasting CNN in prisons violated the Eighth Amendment.

Prisoners were saying they would rather be fed Nutriloaf.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Vegemite.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (O+0DS)

65 It's all fun and games until your toes fall off from trench foot.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (r9UYA)

66 v v v
CNN

Posted by: Little Annie Sprinkle at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (a/9Wy)

67 Did I miss CNN's ocean levels dropping tracker when Obama was prez?

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (EzdLW)

68 Fact. I am a Bot Fly larva.

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Vaginal Bot Fly at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (ymnmz)

69 52 >>46 lol. that's gayer than anderson cooper's crocs

Here we go with the Croc hate again.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:25 PM (r9UYA)


Perhaps you'd prefer that forbidden brand name that starts with a U and ends with 2 Gs?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (CMbMd)

70 Fact: an Oompa Loompa is neither an oompa, nor a loompa.

Posted by: CNN is this at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (Gy1nV)

71 CHiPS Roller Disco > CNN.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (3J/LN)

72 40 32 5 Well, a CNN "reporter" spent 41 minutes reporting on Stormy Daniels' appearance at a Florida strip club Friday night.

Priorities and all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)

Useless without video footage.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (NWiLs)

You've got to know they considered making a computer simulation.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (RD7QR)

I can't wait for the Taiwan News animation of this...

Posted by: toddler at March 12, 2018 04:29 PM (8D42x)

73 62 CNN=MAGIC 8 BALL
Posted by: Economically useless and malignantly aggrieved at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (5BVHO)

SIGNS POINT TO YES

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:29 PM (RD7QR)

74 Just because crocs are gay doesn't mean we hate them. We're a tolerant bunch.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:29 PM (NWiLs)

75 Twitchy said earlier today that CNN has five reporters working on the Stormy Daniels "story". She probably can't believe what Trump-hate has done for her publicity.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee. now. at March 12, 2018 04:29 PM (rBnYq)

76 74 Just because crocs are gay doesn't mean we hate them. We're a tolerant bunch.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:29 PM (NWiLs)

We're just not going to bake them a cake.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:30 PM (CMbMd)

77 Has the Stormy Daniels story led to an increase in women getting gigantic plastic bolt ons?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:30 PM (nBr1j)

78 I'm waiting to hear what Papa Smurf Blitzer has to say about this.

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 04:30 PM (EzdLW)

79 They aren't even smart enough to qualify for a broadcast license.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (FFJtw)

========

I wonder if there's anything the FCC could do to rescind the broadcasting licenses from all these wholly-owned subsidiaries of the Democrat Party?

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 04:30 PM (EeMxM)

80

Em-peach foddy fi!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 12, 2018 04:31 PM (mPeei)

81 77 Has the Stormy Daniels story led to an increase in women getting gigantic plastic bolt ons?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:30 PM (nBr1j)

CNN hasn't got a feel for that story yet.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:31 PM (RD7QR)

82
Hey, Adam Carolla told us everything we need to know about Crocs.

"Wearing Crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy. It feels really really good.....until you look down and realize you're gay."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 04:31 PM (XWkhW)

83 CNN=MAGIC 8 BALL

-------

Nah, the magic 8 ball is better, it's right on occasion.

Posted by: toddler at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (8D42x)

84 Banapple = Made up Fruit

CNN = Made up news

That's why they go together so well.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (U+v0Q)

85
Saw a guy at a store once wearing fleece-lined Crocs. I gave him a wide berth.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (BWL+E)

86 Future CNN news broadcast: goo.gl/DhhgkJ

Posted by: physics geek at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (huQJB)

87 74 Just because crocs are gay doesn't mean we hate them. We're a tolerant bunch.

If I put my dick in a croc, does that make me gay?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (Gy1nV)

88 CNN's new strategy: If we ignore him, maybe he'll go away.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (O5Q3r)

89 77 Has the Stormy Daniels story led to an increase in women getting gigantic plastic bolt ons?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:30 PM (nBr1j)

I haven't been staying abreast of these developments.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (NWiLs)

90 80




Em-peach foddy fi!!





Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 12, 2018 04:31 PM (mPeei)
At First I thought you were making fun of Gabby Giffords

Posted by: jim at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (gjGvH)

91 "I Love Loosies."

Still the best.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at March 12, 2018 04:33 PM (mjCF3)

92 For fun, I just spent fifteen minutes watching Sarah Sanders dismantle reporters on Youtube.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Richard Feynman says its still the weekend somewhere at March 12, 2018 04:33 PM (rBnYq)

93 3rd bomb in Austin - need some common sense Hogg logic in wierdsville.

Posted by: rammajamma at March 12, 2018 04:33 PM (oAlzZ)

94 Gave him a wide berth.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

If he was that big, I hope it was the lower berth



Posted by: Bruce at March 12, 2018 04:33 PM (8ikIW)

95 90 80




Em-peach foddy fi!!





Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 12, 2018 04:31 PM (mPeei)
At First I thought you were making fun of Gabby Giffords
Posted by: jim at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (gjGvH)

No, she would've been talking about gun control.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:33 PM (NWiLs)

96 93 3rd bomb in Austin - need some common sense Hogg logic in wierdsville.
Posted by: rammajamma at March 12, 2018 04:33 PM (oAlzZ)

Somebody targeting SXSW?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (CMbMd)

97 "By the way, noted misogynist Hillary Clinton is now telling foreign
audiences that she lost the white women vote because those women aren't
smart enough to make their own minds up and they are told what to do by
the men in their lives. "

So who told the single white women to vote for her? Was it the beta hipster males?

Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (MxEKc)

98 I you combined Maxine Walters brain with Joe Biden's brain would that add up to one full brain?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (nBr1j)

99 I wonder if there's anything the FCC could do to rescind the broadcasting licenses from all these wholly-owned subsidiaries of the Democrat Party?


Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 04:30 PM (EeMxM)
-------------------------------------

Only over-the-air broadcasters need a license. The cable channels are unregulated, or at least they do not need broadcast licenses because they aren't broadcasting.

Feeding electrons into a cable is not using the public airwaves. The public airwaves aren't getting as much use as they used to, even most local channels that are licensed for over-the-air actually deliver via cable to most of their audience.


Posted by: Boots at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (EBwPV)

100
Saw a guy at a store once wearing fleece-lined Crocs. I gave him a wide berth.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (BWL+E)





Uggcrocs are well-known as minions of Shub-Niggurath.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (XWkhW)

101 Why do we have to be so mean to CNN? They are, after all, just twats. There is no reason to keep picking on corpses after they have killed themselves, is there?! Those people are wandering around, arms stiff out in front of themselves, mumbling "brains, brains .. ", just exactly like the rest of the undead army of fools that thought that the game was over before it had even been played. Pity the fool!

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (EaQ6/)

102 78 I'm waiting to hear what Papa Smurf Blitzer has to say about this.

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 04:30 PM

======

I'll take famous Hollywood pedophiles for -$100,000, Alex!

Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (EeMxM)

103 98
I you combined Maxine Walters brain with Joe Biden's brain would that add up to one full brain?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (nBr1j)
No, it's like comparing imaginary numbers to real ones.

Posted by: jim at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (gjGvH)

104 Stormy Daniels, pegging my heart.

Posted by: Barry at March 12, 2018 04:35 PM (a/9Wy)

105 97 "By the way, noted misogynist Hillary Clinton is now telling foreign
audiences that she lost the white women vote because those women aren't
smart enough to make their own minds up and they are told what to do by
the men in their lives. "

So who told the single white women to vote for her? Was it the beta hipster males?
Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (MxEKc)

It was because "MUH VAGINA" and "MUH ABORSHUNS."

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:35 PM (NWiLs)

106 Crocs are not my favorite houseshoes. Whoever said that is a fuckin' liar.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 12, 2018 04:35 PM (398bZ)

107 If you can't find the news, make it up
CNN

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 04:35 PM (aC6Sd)

108 with Joe Biden's brain would that add up to one full brain?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Two brains, one cup

Posted by: Bruce at March 12, 2018 04:35 PM (8ikIW)

109 100
Saw a guy at a store once wearing fleece-lined Crocs. I gave him a wide berth.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (BWL+E)





Uggcrocs are well-known as minions of Shub-Niggurath.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (XWkhW)

If you see tentacles, run.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:35 PM (RD7QR)

110 Pity the fool!

* * *

I do, sucka.

Posted by: Mr. T at March 12, 2018 04:36 PM (hSk36)

111 Saw a guy at a store once wearing fleece-lined Crocs. I gave him a wide berth.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (BWL+E)





Uggcrocs are well-known as minions of Shub-Niggurath.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (XWkhW)

If you see tentacles, run.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:35 PM (RD7QR)

If you see testicles, run faster.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:36 PM (NWiLs)

112 I you combined Maxine Walters brain with Joe Biden's brain would that add up to one full brain?

Posted by: Northernlurker <<<



If a brain can have a negative value.

Posted by: Braziliantine at March 12, 2018 04:36 PM (a/9Wy)

113 105 "MUH ABORSHUNS."
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:35 PM (NWiLs)

Yep. One of the office harpies where I worked pretty much sad that exact quote.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:36 PM (CMbMd)

114 Pen Pineapple apple pen.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at March 12, 2018 04:36 PM (hUqh+)

115 Sounds like a prime hack target at CNN. Insert a constant increasing counter that never resets. Bet it'll hit a billion before anyone notices.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 12, 2018 04:36 PM (e1mEI)

116 I you combined Maxine Walters brain with Joe Biden's brain would that add up to one full brain?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (nBr1j)

I think the answer is you would end up with a Halfwit.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (aVYsC)

117 I wear Crocs...but only inside and in the summer. I'm not even sure they are Crocs...they could be knock offs. I don't have the fleece lining...but I see the appeal.

But never out in public. Or where anyone can see me. No one knows I have them. It's my deep, dark secret. What I do when no one is looking. I wear my Croc knock-offs and eat gumdrops.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (U+v0Q)

118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4gVJjl_f4Q

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (roQNm)

119 My croc's have laces.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (xInes)

120
Saw a guy at a store once wearing fleece-lined Crocs. I gave him a wide berth.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (BWL+E)





Uggcrocs are well-known as minions of Shub-Niggurath.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (XWkhW)

If you see tentacles, run.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:35 PM (RD7QR)






In which direction?

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (XWkhW)

121


Look, Chris Cumo says that what they do is VITALLY important for our world. They have the true facts, and they are the ones who should be able to choose which facts are important to be allowed to be on their channel. If a guy like that tells me that this is the way it is and for a very good reason, national security, dammit, I better believe him.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (aPl4x)

122 116 I you combined Maxine Walters brain with Joe Biden's brain would that add up to one full brain?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (nBr1j)

I think the answer is you would end up with a Halfwit.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (aVYsC)

Fasten with yarn and you'd get a knitwit.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (NWiLs)

123 28 Fact: Ringworm is neither a ring nor a worm.

Loved Molly Ringworm in Sixteen Candles.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (Dn4Uq)

124 *looks up what Crocs are*
*sees what Crocs are*
*closes window posthaste*

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (EzdLW)

125 we need bomb control now!

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (sL8H+)

126 I wore Crocs on the beach in the PI.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (nBr1j)

127 I think the answer is you would end up with a Halfwit.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (aVYsC)


Well Harfwit has nice tits?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (5y11N)

128 Prisoners were saying they would rather be fed Nutriloaf.


----------------



Vegemite.
=================


You better run, you better take cover.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Richard Feynman says its still the weekend somewhere at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (rBnYq)

129 I'm gay and I watch CNN all the time. And I don't wear Crocs. And I'm gay.

Posted by: Adam Rippon at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (398bZ)

130 Well, South by SouthWest is not a bastion of right-wing love and all, so maybe someone else ... I hope. Just pray that it was not some kind of born-again Christian, or a NRA member, or a Veteran, or a person with a job.

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (EaQ6/)

131 I love that Nancy Culp is considered "star power". And you can boogie down with Ruth Buzzi!

Holy cow, I could do a line of blow in the bathroom with the entire cast of Match Game!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (qJtVm)

132 Love my Real Tree crocs. So comfortable.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycv2tq5e

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (r9UYA)

133 CNN?

Didn't they fall into a black hole and disappear?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (vcOmj)

134 I did a wee jobbie on top of Tappers head,now he is a qualified shithead.

Posted by: saf at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (5IHGB)

135 126 I wore Crocs on the beach in the PI.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (nBr1j)

Let us never speak of this again.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (NWiLs)

136
If you put Maxine's and Joe's IQs side by side they still wouldn't be two digits.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (BWL+E)

137 125 we need bomb control now!
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (sL8H+)

Bomb control would put Hollywood out of business.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (nBr1j)

138 Exactly. When Kellyanne talked about "alternative facts", she simply meant facts that didn't fit The Narrative.

Posted by: Mega at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (rv0Fo)

139 The deli where spouse and I usually get a bagel on Saturdays has CNN on-no sound though but with all the headlines, of course. Last week on my way out by the door-I put up a sign"CNN-Pravda American style". WhenIi came back this Saturday the sign had been taken down, so I put up a new one-CNN-24/7 Biased journalism.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (8+Ozj)

140 Uggcrocs are well-known as minions of Shub-Niggurath.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (XWkhW)

If you see tentacles, run.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to


Are there any confirmed cases of someone running in either without faceplanting?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (AM1GF)

141 CNN SUCKS

Posted by: Mega at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (rv0Fo)

142 On backpacking trips, I wear Crocs around camp after a hard day of hiking when it's time to air out my feet and more importantly my boots.

Tell me again how Crocs aren't manly?



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (Dn4Uq)

143 135 126 I wore Crocs on the beach in the PI.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (nBr1j)

Let us never speak of this again.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (NWiLs)

Agreed.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (nBr1j)

144 I you combined Maxine Walters brain with Joe Biden's brain would that add up to one full brain?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (nBr1j)

No.

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (gbWkA)

145 I get that they rationalize hypocrisy and lying because they don't want people to get the wrong idea or lose focus of the big picture based on one story. He's literally Hitler and even though Hitler was good for the economy, you don't want people to support him. But once they rationalize dishonesty "for a good cause" their moral compass and their judgment are broken, and they are unable to perceive that their theories are incorrect wishful thinking, their values are immoral and that they're causing more harm than good.

They also make themselves unnecessary, since they are no longer a source of facts, just the continual restatement of their ideology, and we already know their ideology.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (/qEW2)

146 *looks up what Crocs are*

*sees what Crocs are*

*closes window posthaste*

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (EzdLW)
---
yer new here, ain't ya?

*never* Bing terms used in comments... Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (sL8H+)

147 Fasten with yarn and you'd get a knitwit.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (NWiLs)

Unfastened you get a demwit.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM (hUqh+)

148 If it moves,tax it!

> "They're using our streets to do business, and we don't currently have any revenue from it."

You mean other than
1. Gas taxes
2. Driver income taxes
3. Driver self-employment taxes
4. Uber corporate taxes

etc etc etc

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM (iv0p7)

149
Stormy Daniels, pegging my heart.
Posted by: Barry


You any your organ mouth.

https://youtu.be/ax0neb8QcIw

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM (IqV8l)

150 130 Well, South by SouthWest is not a bastion of right-wing love and all, so maybe someone else ... I hope. Just pray that it was not some kind of born-again Christian, or a NRA member, or a Veteran, or a person with a job.
Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (EaQ6/)

The Religion of Pieces doesn't distinguish between the flavors of infidels.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM (RD7QR)

151 False Flag trying to bomb Hipster Mecca?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM (CMbMd)

152 Can you imagine Charles Nelson Reilly on blow?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM (89T5c)

153 I had a personal goal of never making the Wall of Shame again. I better go away.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:41 PM (nBr1j)

154 No, but I can imagine Charles Blow on Nelson Reilly.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:41 PM (Dn4Uq)

155 I you combined Maxine Walters brain with Joe Biden's brain would that add up to one full brain?

I will need a complete contextual definition of the word "full" to render a verdict.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2018 04:41 PM (XrCyE)

156 151 False Flag trying to bomb Hipster Mecca?
Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM (CMbMd)

I went to go see False Flag open for Black Flag, but they waved us off.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:41 PM (NWiLs)

157
CNN: Farce First

Posted by: Soothie at March 12, 2018 04:41 PM (RWP7J)

158
Can you imagine Charles Nelson Reilly on blow?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM (89T5c)






Or Rip Taylor.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (XWkhW)

159 We need package control!

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (gbWkA)

160 152 Can you imagine Charles Nelson Reilly on blow?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM (89T5c)
---
CNR *is* the Spirit of 70's Blow.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (qJtVm)

161 I you combined Maxine Walters brain with Joe Biden's brain would that add up to one full brain?

Posted by: Northernlurker


You'd be better off with a kidney in your skull.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (8gDQu)

162 Can you imagine Charles Nelson Reilly on blow?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory



Foster Brooks.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (8mOxN)

163 CNN has moved smearing poop on the windows into the 21st Century.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (oVJmc)

164 >>130 Well, South by SouthWest is not a bastion of right-wing love and all, so maybe someone else ... I hope. Just pray that it was not some kind of born-again Christian, or a NRA member, or a Veteran, or a person with a job. FBI operative.
Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (EaQ6/)

Probably more accurate.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (r9UYA)

165 136
If you put Maxine's and Joe's IQs side by side they still wouldn't be two digits.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (BWL+E)

You'd get the number 6 in binary.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (hUqh+)

166
I you combined Maxine Walters brain with Joe Biden's brain would that add up to one full brain?

Posted by: Northernlurker

You'd be better off with a kidney in your skull.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (8gDQu)







A kidney bean.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (XWkhW)

167 Charles Nelson Riley was pretty damn funny.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (7qnb5)

168
122

Total smarts= 1/(Biden smarts+Waters smarts)

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 12, 2018 04:43 PM (e1mEI)

169 Crocs Anonymous

Now happening at HQ

(Though maybe that's just me, bcz others are admitting to wearing in public!)

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:43 PM (U+v0Q)

170 On backpacking trips, I wear Crocs around camp after
a hard day of hiking when it's time to air out my feet and more
importantly my boots.


Tell me again how Crocs aren't manly?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (Dn4Uq)
---
when i was out in the field in the Army, or back packing on my own time, i'd take my boots off once a day and go around barefoot, so my boots could dry out and my feet too.

so yeah, Crocs aren't manly.

(nice try though!)

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 12, 2018 04:43 PM (sL8H+)

171 Trump is using prosperity to distract us from all the foreign policy success he's having.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 04:43 PM (QQ+il)

172 Charles Nelson Reilly blew Foster Brooks?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2018 04:44 PM (oVJmc)

173 171 Trump is using prosperity to distract us from all the foreign policy success he's having.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 04:43 PM (QQ+il)

That sneaky son of a bitch!

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:44 PM (NWiLs)

174 I think Charles Nelson Riley WAS made of cocaine.

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 04:44 PM (gbWkA)

175 Paul Lynde blew Foster Brooks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (89T5c)

176 Charles Nelson Reilly blew Foster Brooks?
---

I was drunk.

Posted by: Foster Brooks at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (398bZ)

177 The straps on my crocks are broken. Because my feet are so swollen, because I can't afford my medication, because climate change is real, and so are UFO's. So, anyhow, that's why I don't wear them any more. But since I only eat TV dinners because of the way that the Trump administration is treating the Palestinians, I don't have to take so much stuff outside to the garbage cans. Silver lining.

Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (EaQ6/)

178 172 Charles Nelson Reilly blew Foster Brooks?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2018 04:44 PM (oVJmc)

It's Hollywood. Would you definitively say it's impossible?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (RD7QR)

179 The way Mad Max is I would think her drug use from the 60's is coming back to haunt her

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (aC6Sd)

180 Rip Taylor is still alive.

I think we have a viable successor to Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (XrCyE)

181 "This exhibit is closed!!!!" - CNN

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (0QYMt)

182 CNR knew how to rock the kerchief:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnapb-30hA

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (qJtVm)

183 I fear the CNN we see today will be a bastion of rock-solid journalism compared to the 2020 model.

Posted by: Christian Toto at March 12, 2018 04:46 PM (GppXG)

184 Rest assured - we're keeping President Trump in study hall 24/7 until he meets Kim Jong Un.

Posted by: A White House in Chaos at March 12, 2018 04:46 PM (CwLYd)

185 -
--
Can you imagine Charles Nelson Reilly on blow?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM

-----------------

NO, that was NOT the shtick I employed for my entire career.

Posted by: Andy Dick at March 12, 2018 04:46 PM (pMGkg)

186 I'm gay and I watch CNN all the time. And I don't wear Crocs. And I'm gay.

Posted by: Adam Rippon at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (398bZ)


========

You are affirming the consequent. If you wear Crocs you are gay. That doesn't necessarily mean that if you are gay you wear Crocs. Obviously Tchaikovsky never wore Crocs because they didn't exist back then.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 04:46 PM (/qEW2)

187 On backpacking trips, I wear Crocs around camp after
a hard day of hiking when it's time to air out my feet and more
importantly my boots.


Tell me again how Crocs aren't manly?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM

Same here! The terrain I hike in is rocky and full of roots etc. so you need something on your feet, and it feels damn good at the end of a long day to take them off and put Crocs on to let your feet air out. Plus they are light and no big deal if they get wet. Not to mention they are nice for when you have to go out in the middle of the night to take a leak.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2018 04:46 PM (7qnb5)

188 Hillary Clinton is neither a Hill or a CLIT.

Posted by: saf at March 12, 2018 04:46 PM (5IHGB)

189 170 On backpacking trips, I wear Crocs around camp after
a hard day of hiking when it's time to air out my feet and more importantly my boots.


Tell me again how Crocs aren't manly?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (Dn4Uq)

Likewise, plus I wear Crocs to protect my feet during stream crossings.

They're fabulous.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 12, 2018 04:47 PM (hUqh+)

190 Just how dumb is the DNC candiate for TX-16, you ask?

This dumb:

@mlcalderone

At SXSW, Beto O'Rourke says there's no reason an AR-15 should be sold to civilians. "I have no idea how that polls and I should give a shit what the NRA" thinks about it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 12, 2018 04:47 PM (KXVP7)

191 I'll fight anyone, wearing crocs, in the octagon

Posted by: a cooper at March 12, 2018 04:48 PM (nFwvY)

192 182 CNR knew how to rock the kerchief:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnapb-30hA
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (qJtVm)

Love that video.

Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:48 PM (NWiLs)

193 Keens>Crocs

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 04:48 PM (gbWkA)

194
Methinks he doth protest too much......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 04:49 PM (XWkhW)

195 This Stormy Daniels obsession may backfire on the press...at least with anyone who remembers how they defended Bill Clinton & turned a blind eye to John Edwards.

It is the usual double standards and hypocrisy, but also from past actions while he was not President. It's irritating and such a naked attempt to unseat him now that Russia isn't working out, I imagine it is gonna turn off even democrats.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:49 PM (U+v0Q)

196 Instead of saying "I saw a news story on CNN" you really should say "I saw a news story on the network that said a commercial airliner disappeared into a black hole".

Posted by: dantesed at March 12, 2018 04:49 PM (88xKn)

197 191 I'll fight anyone, wearing crocs, in the octagon
-----------------
Even the fat ginger chef fag?

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:49 PM (2LelM)

198 164- The bombs have been in boxes delivered to people's house. Two people have died so far-a 17 year old kid who picked up the box, and it blew up, killing him and injuring his mother, a 39 year old who also picked it up, and then today, a 75 year old woman. It appears to be random, based on the info the police have given, but there is probably a lot more they aren't saying. I don't blame them.

But they need to get the word out to be very suspicious of boxes that arrive on your doorstep that you didn't order. God bless those poor families.

Posted by: moki at March 12, 2018 04:49 PM (V+V48)

199 Same here! The terrain I hike in is rocky and full
of roots etc. so you need something on your feet, and it feels damn good
at the end of a long day to take them off and put Crocs on to let your
feet air out. Plus they are light and no big deal if they get wet. Not
to mention they are nice for when you have to go out in the middle of
the night to take a leak.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2018 04:46 PM (7qnb5)

---
see Posted by: redc1c4 at March 12, 2018 04:43 PM (sL8H+)

your argument is invalid.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (sL8H+)

200 Any chance Bill Clinton tapped Stormy?

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (2LelM)

201 We wear our Crocs around camp as well. Easy on easy off. They can be cleaned with water in seconds. Wear them on the boat too.

I think some people suffer from Croc denial.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (r9UYA)

202 >>>12 I would probably watch CNN over Shep Smith.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:19 PM (r9UYA)

Phrasing.

Posted by: m at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (U6XUk)

203 Bloomberg TV is reporting that Mueller is considering putting off Trump obstruction decision. In other words he's got nothing. Time for him to interview Stormy Daniels

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (OLCnA)

204 If I had a pair of Crocs on you better bet they came from a real reptile.

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (aC6Sd)

205 Why am I not getting $50 million endorsement deals, you may ask.

Well, you may ask that. And I'm gay.

Posted by: Adam Rippon at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (398bZ)

206 I've never tried on a pair of Crocs.
But if I did and they were comfy, I'd wear 'em.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2018 04:51 PM (0jtPF)

207 175 Paul Lynde blew Foster Brooks.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (89T5c)


And his blood alcohol level afterwards was like 1.5?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 04:51 PM (fTKv+)

208 Trump is using prosperity to distract us from all the foreign policy success he's having.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 04:43 PM (QQ+il)

========================

*snort!*

CNN editorial meetings must be like funerals these days.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Richard Feynman says its still the weekend somewhere at March 12, 2018 04:51 PM (rBnYq)

209 and that tubby commie chef who wears the orange ones.

Posted by: Boots at March 12, 2018 04:27 PM (EBwPV)

And the tubby commie chef is also a serial groper. Just ick.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 12, 2018 04:51 PM (MX7xj)

210 So if Mueller says he's got nothing against Trump and is dropping the investigation, what are the odds he will commit Arkancide?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:51 PM (nBr1j)

211 Probably should have posted this on the last thread, but a debate between PDT and Biden would be epic. At some point, somebody is called a mother fucker and hair plugs go everywhere. Must See TV.

Posted by: jmel at March 12, 2018 04:52 PM (fKHHr)

212 If you wear a Spetsnaz undershirt you can wear Crocs. Those are the manly rules.

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:52 PM (2LelM)

213 Mueller has nothing, except a paying gig that he can never be fired from.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Richard Feynman says its still the weekend somewhere at March 12, 2018 04:52 PM (rBnYq)

214 91 "I Love Loosies."

Still the best.
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at March 12, 2018 04:33 PM (mjCF3)


Thanks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 04:52 PM (fTKv+)

215 >>>Let's go over to John King, we can still give her California, right John?
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (HgMAr)

I love this place.

Posted by: m at March 12, 2018 04:52 PM (U6XUk)

216 Agreed. Keens over Crocs any day.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 04:53 PM (8mOxN)

217 Seriously I would wear Crocs in the water, while, for instance crossing streams.
They were good for that but afterward they would not dry out in the humidity and found that slimy feeling very uncomfortable.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:53 PM (nBr1j)

218 203 Bloomberg TV is reporting that Mueller is considering putting off Trump obstruction decision. In other words he's got nothing......
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (OLCnA)
--------------------------
But he'll think of something in October!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2018 04:53 PM (0jtPF)

219 191 I'll fight anyone, wearing crocs, in the octagon
Posted by: a cooper at March 12, 2018 04:48 PM (nFwvY)


And what will you be wearing?
Uggs?

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:53 PM (U+v0Q)

220 CNN editorial meetings must be like funerals these days.


Mental exercise: CNN reports Nork denuclearization.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2018 04:53 PM (XrCyE)

221
Not to mention they are nice for when you have to go out in the middle of the night to take a leak.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2018 04:46 PM (7qnb5)

Just pick up one of the numerous abandoned plastic bottles and never have to leave the tent! Well, it needs to be one with a cap that works.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 12, 2018 04:53 PM (e1mEI)

222 If you wear a Spetsnaz undershirt you can wear Crocs. Those are the manly rules.


You can wear Crocs while you butt-fuck Kodiak bears.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 04:54 PM (QQ+il)

223

Kim Jong Un desperately wants to sign a peace treaty with President Trump after their one-on-one meeting, and he'll also invite the United States to build an embassy in the hermit kingdom, South Korea media is reporting.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 04:54 PM (IqV8l)

224 Crocs were also good for avoiding dog-sized cockroaches.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:54 PM (nBr1j)

225 Seriously I would wear Crocs in the water, while, for instance crossing streams.
They were good for that but afterward they would not dry out in the humidity and found that slimy feeling very uncomfortable.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:53 PM (nBr1j)


Yea, that slimy feeling is really gross. Nothing similar to it. Maybe that is why they came up with the fleece lining.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:55 PM (U+v0Q)

226 Meetings tomorrow. No tie, but I have to wear a jacket.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:55 PM (MVjcR)

227


"This Stormy Daniels obsession may backfire on the press"

It's fun to hear college station public radio douches have to talk about this in their moderated whispery serious tone.

LMAO!!!!!!!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 12, 2018 04:55 PM (AASEZ)

228 It would be interesting to end the Korean War on Trump's watch.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 04:55 PM (QQ+il)

229 The closest thing this country has to Russian Bots today is CNN. The next closest: (MS)NBC. Then probably Bill Kristol.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 12, 2018 04:55 PM (H8S+R)

230 Fox Business is emphasizing the fact that all the Austin bomb victims have been MINORITIES!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 04:55 PM (IqV8l)

231 I wear Croc knock offs.

Gators.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 04:55 PM (IdMiN)

232 Bloomberg TV is reporting that Mueller is considering putting off Trump obstruction decision. In other words he's got nothing. Time for him to interview Stormy Daniels
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Sonny Bono & John Denver - still not as dead as Mueller's investigation.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 04:55 PM (8mOxN)

233 Meetings tomorrow. No tie, but I have to wear a jacket.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:55 PM (MVjcR)
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Fight the patriarchy.

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 04:56 PM (oMtOd)

234 While on patrol in the jungle of Philippines we had three Pilipino girls toting ice chests full of pop on their shoulders. They were all wearing flip-flops. This is some tough terrain that combined with the humidity was kicking our Marine assess. They were cool as cucumbers. I've never been so impressed by a woman.

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:56 PM (2LelM)

235 I had a Walmart knock off. I called them Wocs. They sucked.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:56 PM (r9UYA)

236 234 While on patrol in the jungle of Philippines we had three Pilipino girls toting ice chests full of pop on their shoulders. They were all wearing flip-flops. This is some tough terrain that combined with the humidity was kicking our Marine assess. They were cool as cucumbers. I've never been so impressed by a woman.
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:56 PM (2LelM)

That is impressive. I can't stand flip flops.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (nBr1j)

237 3.7% unemployment rate in AL, an all time record low...

No news is Good news.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (0ogQG)

238 Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 04:56 PM (oMtOd)
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I'll put a rubber band in my goatee. Or maybe turn it into a fu Manchu.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (MVjcR)

239 Mueller has nothing, except a paying gig that he can never be fired from.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Richard Feynman says its still the weekend somewhere at March 12, 2018 04:52 PM (rBnYq)

And it is worth pointing out he was unemployed before this gig

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (5y11N)

240 228 It would be interesting to end the Korean War on Trump's watch.
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Beware, any peace dividend will be spent before we see any of it.

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (2LelM)

241 I think some people suffer from Croc denial.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (r9UYA)


Ha. Thus, Crocs Anonymous.
Probably some secret Croc wearers here who won't come outta the closet.

And, I've never heard of Keens.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:58 PM (U+v0Q)

242 CNN still hasn't found that plane.

I think the missing Russian collusion documents may be in that plane.

You, know the ones that Stormy Daniels gave to Christopher Steele.

And that's why Melania won't hold Donald's hand.

And that's why he needs two scoops of ice cream.

This. Is CNN.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 12, 2018 04:58 PM (arhmY)

243
3.7% unemployment rate in AL, an all time record low...

3% in Indiana

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 04:58 PM (IqV8l)

244 I love how people spring to the defense of Crocs.If you like your Crocs you can keep them.NTTAWWT

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 04:58 PM (LiyEm)

245 That is impressive. I can't stand flip flops.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (nBr1j)

I used to take flip-flops for backpacking because they packed flat but they are useless for stream crossing.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (hUqh+)

246 when i was out in the field in the Army, or back packing on my own time, i'd take my boots off once a day and go around barefoot, so my boots could dry out and my feet too.

so yeah, Crocs aren't manly.


But where I backpack, there be scorpions. Bare feet around camp, no thanks.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (Dn4Uq)

247 While on patrol in the jungle of Philippines we had
three Pilipino girls toting ice chests full of pop on their shoulders.
They were all wearing flip-flops. This is some tough terrain that
combined with the humidity was kicking our Marine assess. They were cool
as cucumbers. I've never been so impressed by a woman.

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:56 PM (2LelM)

So, the Phlips were wearing flops? Sorry I couldn't resist. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (gbWkA)

248 I wear Crocs or I wear nothing at all. And I'm gay.

Posted by: Adam Rippon at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (398bZ)

249 CNN? Meh.

I have the Trump Tax Returns!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (arhmY)

250 Does CNN still have that guy with the deep voice doing "This is CNN"?
Isn't the time right to bring in the gay guy with the lisp?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (nBr1j)

251 That is impressive. I can't stand flip flops.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (nBr1j)


Flip-flops say "summertime"! I love flip-flops. I remember back when we used to call them "thongs".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (8gDQu)

252 I'll put a rubber band in my goatee. Or maybe turn it into a fu Manchu.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (MVjcR)
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Beard jewelry. Maybe Jewells can customize something for you! Like a spent shell casing.

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (oMtOd)

253 >>But where I backpack, there be scorpions. Bare feet around camp, no thanks.

Good thinking. The scorpions will take one look at the Crocs and die laughing.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 05:00 PM (/tuJf)

254 >>>>>I'll put a rubber band in my goatee. Or maybe turn it into a fu Manchu.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (MVjcR)

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Beard jewelry. Maybe Jewells can customize something for you! Like a spent shell casing.





Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM
.
.
.At one point my beard was so long I could braid it. I called it my Viking War Braids.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 05:00 PM (+Dllb)

255 Beard jewelry. Maybe Jewells can customize something for you! Like a spent shell casing.

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (oMtOd)
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Or tiny beads and a little bell.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:00 PM (MVjcR)

256 CNN editorial meetings must be like funerals these days.


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Mental exercise: CNN reports Nork denuclearization.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2018 04:53 PM (XrCyE)================
Something along these lines:
"The unified Republic of Korea strongly objected today to the colonial approach the Trump Administration is taking toward the culmination of the sixty year process of unification. Prominent K-Pop artist Kim yo-Jong said, "For many generations, Koreans have worked toward this moment and we must take the greatest exception to the Americans attempting to seize credit after only one year of involvement, especially white men with orange hair!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Richard Feynman says its still the weekend somewhere at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (rBnYq)

257 And, I've never heard of Keens.

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#meneither - $150 dollars for a pair of plastic shoes.

You can get plastic shoes at Payless for a lot less.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (roQNm)

258 3 cnn sucks.
Posted by: Ronster at March 12, 2018 04:17 PM (MAzx1)

redundant sucks is included in cnn

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (BtQd4)

259


"I you combined Maxine Walters brain with Joe Biden's brain would that add up to one full brain?"

No.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (AASEZ)

260 So what is the Hordes position on socks and sandals?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (IdMiN)

261 252 I'll put a rubber band in my goatee. Or maybe turn it into a fu Manchu.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (MVjcR)
________________________________________________

I approve.

Posted by: Captain Lou Albano at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (arhmY)

262 anybody catch sleeping SOB Chuck Todd lose his chili trying to project his anger at Trump with Mnuchen yesterday? Funny as hell.

Posted by: DanMan at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (XTiHL)

263 Or tiny beads and a little bell.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:00 PM (MVjcR)
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Corn rows?

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (oMtOd)

264 I had a Walmart knock off. I called them Wocs. They sucked.
Posted by: Under Fire



I had McDonald's knock offs.


I called them Ray Krocs.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (8mOxN)

265 Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 04:56 PM (oMtOd)
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I'll put a rubber band in my goatee. Or maybe turn it into a fu Manchu.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (MVjcR)


You have a goatee?

Does every man on this board have a beard? (Shut up...not that kind.)

One ONT it became all about wax and combs and all the stuff for facial hair. It was...weird. I never think of any of the guys with facial hair...probably because I don't encounter it in real life very often.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (U+v0Q)

266 Weasel- I suggest wearing a tie anyway


Anyone else think this as well?

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (aC6Sd)

267 I'm gay and I watch CNN all the time. And I don't wear Crocs. And I'm gay.



Posted by: Adam Rippon at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (398bZ)


Sorry. Male figure skater overrides and tops all gay stereotypes.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (O5Q3r)

268 260 Somewhere below carrots in chili....

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (LiyEm)

269 So the MSM recently admitted they were too easy on Clinton's sexual misdeeds. 20 years after the fact.

They think this gives them a free pass to report Stormy Daniels.

But to really make it even, shouldn't they wait another 20 years before reporting any sexual allegations against PDT? That's how long it took them for their mea culpa on slick Willy.

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (EzdLW)

270


"tubby commie chef "

Look, he'll give you a recipe for the best brownies you'll ever eat, the perfect comfort food, if you just let him get his hand down your pants.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (AASEZ)

271
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (oMtOd)
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Corn rows are my new goal. Thank you.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (MVjcR)

272 266 Weasel- I suggest wearing a tie anyway

Anyone else think this as well?
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (aC6Sd)

It might distract from the Crocs.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (hUqh+)

273 Mueller should switch his investigation to what Stormy Daniels and President Trump did together. Whatever they did it's an impeachable offense-and even if they didn't do anything- but thought about doing something-Russian money was involved and it's an impeachable offense. I have been in Congress representing CA for decades. You can trust what I say!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (8+Ozj)

274 So what is the Hordes position on socks and sandals?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (IdMiN)


Nooooooo. All kinds of no. Especially black socks. But no.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (U+v0Q)

275 So what is the Hordes position on socks and sandals?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (IdMiN)


As a combination? Never.

Leather Bible sandals are awesome. The new fangled "sport" sandals ... not so much. They're not gay like Crocs, they're just sort of pathetic.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (8gDQu)

276 266 Weasel- I suggest wearing a tie anyway


Anyone else think this as well?
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (aC6Sd)

Coat and tie with walking shorts. Set yourself apart.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (nBr1j)

277 So what is the Hordes position on socks and sandals?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth



You must live in Minnesota, Iowa, N Dakota or Florida to wear them.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (8mOxN)

278 Good grief. Husband just called me feeling bad.

A young "problem" employee he tried to give a break to finally blew it.

A month ago he went clubbing on the company credit card. Sigh. So husband took his card away and gave him One More Chance.

Well, today they discovered the petty cash drawer empty. Got the kid on video coming into the offices over the weekend emptying the drawer.

My husband feels bad about the kid because he comes from a rough background, but he's got a drinking and pill problem. Very bright kid, but effed up. Anyhow, husband let him go, now has to change the door codes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

279 266 Weasel- I suggest wearing a tie anyway


Anyone else think this as well?
Posted by: Skip


kerchief.




with crocs on it.

Posted by: a cooper at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (nFwvY)

280 Crocs are undignified and outlandish. Like man buns. That's why they are gay. Only a gay man could think "Oooh I can rock this look" and desire to inflict it on everyone around him.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 05:04 PM (/qEW2)

281 Flip-flops say "summertime"! I love flip-flops. I remember back when we used to call them "thongs".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (8gDQu)

You're wearing them wrong.

Posted by: BignJames at March 12, 2018 05:04 PM (0+nbW)

282 Maybe a brown tie with your .22 casing chainmail shirt. Or the color of wheat. Or just match your Crocs.

Posted by: Adam Rippon at March 12, 2018 05:04 PM (398bZ)

283 Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (MVjcR)


You have a goatee?

Does every man on this board have a beard? (Shut up...not that kind.)

One ONT it became all about wax and combs and all the stuff for facial hair. It was...weird. I never think of any of the guys with facial hair...probably because I don't encounter it in real life very often.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (U+v0Q)
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Yep! It helps hide my face.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:04 PM (MVjcR)

284 Corn rows are my new goal. Thank you.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (MVjcR)
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My pleasure. Any other fashion questions, you know who to come to.

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 05:04 PM (oMtOd)

285 Ace is throwing a little good-natured shade at Dolph Lundgren in the sidebar. I've always been impressed by the fact he busted out of his PhD program at MIT to move in with Grace Jones and start acting.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Richard Feynman says its still the weekend somewhere at March 12, 2018 05:04 PM (rBnYq)

286 103 98
I you combined Maxine Walters brain with Joe Biden's brain would that add up to one full brain?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (nBr1j)
No, it's like comparing imaginary numbers to real ones.
Posted by: jim at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (gjGvH)

Nope it would be like a B Hussein, Moochelle, and Rachael Dolezal Netflix show, not even 2 negros combined.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:04 PM (BtQd4)

287 252 I'll put a rubber band in my goatee. Or maybe turn it into a fu Manchu.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (MVjcR)
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Beard jewelry. Maybe Jewells can customize something for you! Like a spent shell casing.

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (oMtOd)


I am laughing so hard at that visual.

Either beads, or tiny ribbons.

And personally, I am a sucker for a fu manchu. My husband won't grow one, which is a sad for me. They remind me of being young in Texas.

Posted by: moki at March 12, 2018 05:05 PM (V+V48)

288 Speaking of footwear, if you have a pair of stinky shoes or sneakers wrap them in plastic bags and put them in the freezer for 2 days. They come out smelling like a new pair of Crocs.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 05:05 PM (r9UYA)

289
So what is the Hordes position on socks and sandals?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth




You must live in Minnesota, Iowa, N Dakota or Florida to wear them.

Or an old Italian guy who lives anywhere.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 05:05 PM (O5Q3r)

290 They think this gives them a free pass to report Stormy Daniels.
___________________________________________

All Trump has to do is go into the White House press room and show clips of Stormy getting dick-whipped in the face and this story goes away.

Posted by: Eliot Spitzer at March 12, 2018 05:05 PM (arhmY)

291 274 So what is the Hordes position on socks and sandals?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (IdMiN)

Only too and from a gay bar.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 12, 2018 05:05 PM (hUqh+)

292 53 CNN = Children's News Narrative Network

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 12, 2018 05:05 PM (di1hb)

293 276 266 Weasel- I suggest wearing a tie anyway

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Every necktie I own is striped. For real.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:05 PM (MVjcR)

294 So what is the Hordes position on socks and sandals?

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Are you turning Japanese?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (roQNm)

295 These are jobs created by Presdent Obama's grate economic policies that Trump is taking credit for. Trump lied and jobs died !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (qM84C)

296 If I see a guy with socks and sandals I try to keep him away from any children.
I expect Bill Nye wears socks and sandals.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (nBr1j)

297 Mein Gott, I think this videotape was one day away from snapping. They should have let it snap...

https://youtu.be/PCcgBLizbzc

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (ENmf2)

298 >>So what is the Hordes position on socks and sandals?

No.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (/tuJf)

299 CNN

#FaceFirst

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (Mouru)

300 274 So what is the Hordes position on socks and sandals?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (IdMiN)


Nooooooo. All kinds of no. Especially black socks. But no.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (U+v0Q)

Wife and I have agreement. If I leave the house in black sox and topsiders or flipflops, shot me. I am already dead.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (BtQd4)

301 Waaaayyyyy off topic.



Anybody wanna see how the legislative sausage is made in Maryland.

The city of Baltimore put forth a bill to make possession of removable magazines with a capacity of ten rounds or greater illegal.

Hilarity soon followed.


http://tinyurl.com/ya8pgt9m
Discussion on the Bill starts around 3:05:38

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 12, 2018 05:07 PM (EyPfd)

302 I expect Bill Nye wears socks and sandals.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (nBr1j)
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And pink shorts.

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 05:07 PM (oMtOd)

303 278 Good grief. Husband just called me feeling bad.

A young "problem" employee he tried to give a break to finally blew it.

A month ago he went clubbing on the company credit card. Sigh. So husband took his card away and gave him One More Chance.

Well, today they discovered the petty cash drawer empty. Got the kid on video coming into the offices over the weekend emptying the drawer.

My husband feels bad about the kid because he comes from a rough background, but he's got a drinking and pill problem. Very bright kid, but effed up. Anyhow, husband let him go, now has to change the door codes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

Holy crap!

So sorry for you and husband, Jane. The kid needs to learn a hard lesson. I would also advise you and husband being extra vigilant for a while, in case the kid decides to take out his anger/frustration on you.

Posted by: moki at March 12, 2018 05:07 PM (V+V48)

304 I expect Bill Nye wears socks and sandals.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (nBr1j)


And his socks are those weird "foot gloves" with the individual toes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:07 PM (8gDQu)

305 OT from freebeacon:

https://tinyurl.com/y9rtathu


Video games indoctrinate people to become conservative. Maybe they have a point here. Liberalism is essentially a whiny avoidance of conflict and challenge, so the premise of any interesting game would have to be "conservative" in nature.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 05:07 PM (/qEW2)

306 279 266 Weasel- I suggest wearing a tie anyway


Anyone else think this as well?
Posted by: Skip


kerchief.




with crocs on it.
Posted by: a cooper




Ascot.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:07 PM (8mOxN)

307 274 So what is the Hordes position on socks and sandals?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (IdMiN)


Nooooooo. All kinds of no. Especially black socks. But no.
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As a kid in Taiwan all the kids got those white cotton footies to wear with their sandals. They really are nice around the house with flip flops.

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 05:07 PM (2LelM)

308 I think bow ties go oddly well with sandals and socks.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:08 PM (nBr1j)

309 257 You can get plastic shoes at Payless for a lot less.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse


Not since they filed for bankruptcy and closed all their stores.

*I don't actually know if they have all been closed yet; recent newz tho*

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2018 05:08 PM (0ogQG)

310
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Beard jewelry. Maybe Jewells can customize something for you! Like a spent shell casing.

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (oMtOd)


I am laughing so hard at that visual.

Either beads, or tiny ribbons.

And personally, I am a sucker for a fu manchu. My husband won't grow one, which is a sad for me. They remind me of being young in Texas.
Posted by: moki at March 12, 2018 05:05 PM (V+V4
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Last time we were in Ottawa I bought earrings made out of .22 cal rounds for our lib friend. Pretty sure they weren't live.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:08 PM (MVjcR)

311 Just to clarify, I'm not a socks and sandals guy. Just poking the Horde Bear with a stick.

Though I would rather wear crocs than penny loafers with no socks with shorts.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:08 PM (IdMiN)

312 So when is someone gonna come out with a video game on hunting illegals in LA?

Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 05:08 PM (2LelM)

313
Does every man on this board have a beard?
__________________

I've had one for a long time, and man is she a pain in the ass (and not in the good way).

Posted by: Barry Obama at March 12, 2018 05:09 PM (fqUgw)

314 Doesn't the revenge pron laws come into effect with Stormy Daniels threatening to release Photos and Video of her and Trump

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2018 05:09 PM (dKiJG)

315 For the record, I have worn a Speedo nor will I ever wear a Speedo.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 05:09 PM (r9UYA)

316 265
Does every man on this board have a beard?
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (U+v0Q)


No. Clean shaven with a high and tight.

I try to keep up with eyebrows, nose, and ears.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 12, 2018 05:09 PM (di1hb)

317 I'm trying really hard to pretend I didn't see comment # 260 but you all are making it really difficult.

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 05:09 PM (oMtOd)

318 Crocs, socks and sandals, coat and tie.

But no pants!

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 05:09 PM (EzdLW)

319 never worn

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 05:09 PM (r9UYA)

320 Last time we were in Ottawa I bought earrings made out of .22 cal rounds for our lib friend. Pretty sure they weren't live.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:08 PM (MVjcR)

Awww, I would have worn them!

Got husband a 50 cal pen for Christmas. He loves the thing.

Posted by: moki at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (V+V48)

321 Coat and tie with walking shorts. Set yourself apart.

Only if you are a Scout Master.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (QQ+il)

322 I wear socks and sandals to work in the summer. But that's because I'm being a lazy bastard and its only a walk from my car to the building where I'll be putting on my steel toed shoes.

Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (lKs2v)

323 remember those gay sneakers with toes? which are gayer? Those or Crocs?

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (gbWkA)

324 If I see a guy with socks and sandals I try to keep him away from any children.
I expect Bill Nye wears socks and sandals.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (nBr1j)


========

Are we talking Birkenstocks? They're not gay, just pretentious. I think Crocs are infinitely more distasteful. No one should wear either unless forced to do so at gunpoint.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (/qEW2)

325 Can this get any worse? Of course it can, and it will. In fact, it will get much worse than we could imagine.

Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (zLDYs)

326
Shit. Just got out my bike and rode some hills with underinflated tires. Damn, dam, damn that hurts.

Protip: Put air in tires in spring. 10 psi don't cut it.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (LOgQ4)

327 257 You can get plastic shoes at Payless for a lot less.
__________________

Just don't try them on near the wall mirrors . . . .

Posted by: Paramedics at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (fqUgw)

328 Only too and from a gay bar.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 12, 2018 05:05 PM (hUqh+)

A gay guy would never wear socks and sandals. They'd revoke his gay card.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (U+v0Q)

329
So what is the Hordes position on socks and sandals?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (IdMiN)


Nooooooo. All kinds of no. Especially black socks. But no.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (U+v0Q)







Hand off my green socks and Birkenstocks....

Posted by: A German at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (XWkhW)

330 311
Though I would rather wear crocs than penny loafers with no socks with shorts.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:08 PM (IdMiN)


Snake boots. No one can see the socks.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (di1hb)

331 For the record, I have worn a Speedo nor will I ever wear a Speedo.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 05:09 PM (r9UYA)


I wore speedos. Everyone who's been on a swim team has worn speedos. They are what bathing suits are supposed to be, not the stupid half-gauchos that the guys all wear, these days. Those are generally for people who tend to drown.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (8gDQu)

332 "No. Clean shaven with a high and tight.

I try to keep up with eyebrows, nose, and ears."


I know of no other grooming standard.

I may skip a shave on a Saturday morning several times a year though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (EyPfd)

333 Though I would rather wear crocs than penny loafers with no socks with shorts.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth



Oooooh!
Penny loafers with socks, shorts, button down shirt & bow tie!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (8mOxN)

334 Foster Brooks had a brother who had a local TV kids show in Louisville KY. I was on it once when I was about 9 I guess. The had a catchy theme song:



https://tinyurl.com/o258hre

Posted by: Javems at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (bVEBo)

335 Crocs > Messenger Bag

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (oVJmc)

336 I thought Crocs were prison shoes.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (MVjcR)

337 >>Are we talking Birkenstocks? They're not gay, just pretentious. I think Crocs are infinitely more distasteful. No one should wear either unless forced to do so at gunpoint.

Still not acceptable. We all have to die, we don't have to lose our dignity.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 05:12 PM (/tuJf)

338 Good grief. Husband just called me feeling bad.



A young "problem" employee he tried to give a break to finally blew it.



A month ago he went clubbing on the company credit card. Sigh. So husband took his card away and gave him One More Chance.



Well, today they discovered the petty cash drawer empty. Got the kid
on video coming into the offices over the weekend emptying the drawer.

=========================

That is very sad. I've had similar issues in the past and firing the employee in question is always hard, but not firing the person (ie, keeping them around in some misguided hope) is worse.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Richard Feynman says its still the weekend somewhere at March 12, 2018 05:12 PM (rBnYq)

339 303 278 Good grief. Husband just called me feeling bad.

A young "problem" employee he tried to give a break to finally blew it.

A month ago he went clubbing on the company credit card. Sigh. So husband took his card away and gave him One More Chance.

Well, today they discovered the petty cash drawer empty. Got the kid on video coming into the offices over the weekend emptying the drawer.

My husband feels bad about the kid because he comes from a rough background, but he's got a drinking and pill problem. Very bright kid, but effed up. Anyhow, husband let him go, now has to change the door codes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

Holy crap!

So sorry for you and husband, Jane. The kid needs to learn a hard lesson. I would also advise you and husband being extra vigilant for a while, in case the kid decides to take out his anger/frustration on you.
Posted by: moki at March 12, 2018 05:07 PM (V+V4

Sometimes Jail is the best thing to happen. Some people need to hit bottom.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2018 05:12 PM (dKiJG)

340 If I see a guy with socks and sandals I try to keep him away from any children.
I expect Bill Nye wears socks and sandals.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (nBr1j)



Bill Nye wears a bowtie and that right there makes him untrustworthy in my book.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:12 PM (U+v0Q)

341 312 So when is someone gonna come out with a video game on hunting illegals in LA?"

I had an idea years ago that really would have worked. Take the base engine that runs the Deer Hunter PS4 game, then change out the forest background for something a lot more dusty and urban, middle eastern style. And change out the deer for Hamas members with head scarves, call it Pali Hunter.

I swear it could make the big bucks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:12 PM (k1TUh)

342 I remember saying to wifey in 2012 "Fox News is now what CNN was 10 years ago. In a few years CNN will be MSNBC, and MSNBC will be The Mao Tse Tung Times".

I think we've actually rocketed past all that.

Posted by: Mega at March 12, 2018 05:12 PM (rv0Fo)

343 Oooooh!
Penny loafers with socks, shorts, button down shirt & bow tie!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (8mOxN)
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I actually know someone who would wear this, at least most of this. Not related to me, I hasten to add.

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 05:12 PM (oMtOd)

344 Reminiscent of the number of soldiers killed counters that were in all of the newspapers right up until the moment Obama was inaugurated.

Posted by: jmt at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (I8vjj)

345 No. Clean shaven with a high and tight.

I try to keep up with eyebrows, nose, and ears."


I know of no other grooming standard.

I may skip a shave on a Saturday morning several times a year though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


The day I retire is the day I start looking like red green.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (8mOxN)

346 That's it! A speedo! Harris Tweed jacket and a speedo! And flip flops!

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (MVjcR)

347 I definitely think that the progcoms should go after the multibillion dollar gaming industry.


Those people just LOVE it when you try to take there favorite game away.

Excellent plan.

Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (IkIB1)

348 They are what bathing suits are supposed to be, not the stupid half-gauchos that the guys all wear, these days. Those are generally for people who tend to drown.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (8gDQu)



So you're saying that durability isn't really an issue then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (Mouru)

349 343 Oooooh!
Penny loafers with socks, shorts, button down shirt & bow tie!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (8mOxN)
---------

I actually know someone who would wear this, at least most of this. Not related to me, I hasten to add.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 05:12 PM (oMtOd)


The socks have to be knee highs.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (nBr1j)

350 What do I call the pot I put in my crocs?

Posted by: Tommy Chong at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (arhmY)

351
Flip-flops say "summertime"! I love flip-flops. I remember back when we used to call them "thongs".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair



thongs and flip-flops?

oooh, it's a date!

Posted by: Andrson Cooper at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (EzdLW)

352 *there's no their, there

Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (IkIB1)

353 336 I thought Crocs were prison shoes.
Posted by: Weasel


yeah, what's prison got do with gayness?

Posted by: a cooper at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (nFwvY)

354 That is very sad. I've had similar issues in the past and firing the employee in question is always hard, but not firing the person (ie, keeping them around in some misguided hope) is worse.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Richard Feynman says its still the weekend somewhere at March 12, 2018 05:12 PM (rBnYq)


Yea, then it becomes enabling. He's lucky your husband just fired him and didn't take the videos to the police or press charges.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (U+v0Q)

355 That's it! A speedo! Harris Tweed jacket and a speedo! And flip flops!
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (MVjcR)



Tucked-in shirt, or no tuck-in shirt?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (Mouru)

356 302 I expect Bill Nye wears socks and sandals.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (nBr1j)

I suspect Bill sticks his dick in crocs

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (BtQd4)

357
So you're saying that durability isn't really an issue then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (Mouru)


You lost me.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (8gDQu)

358 "Video games indoctrinate people to become conservative. Maybe they have a point here. Liberalism is essentially a whiny avoidance of conflict and challenge, so the premise of any interesting game would have to be "conservative" in nature."

---------

And it will always be thus. If you can't win you don't play.

Posted by: Decaf at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (/3+Sg)

359 The socks have to be knee highs.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (nBr1j)
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I'll let him know. He may get huffy about that.

Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (oMtOd)

360 349 343 Oooooh!
Penny loafers with socks, shorts, button down shirt & bow tie!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (8mOxN)
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But only with really skinny legs.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:15 PM (nBr1j)

361 >>>200 Any chance Bill Clinton tapped Stormy?
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (2LelM)

How great would that be.

Posted by: m at March 12, 2018 05:15 PM (U6XUk)

362 remember those gay sneakers with toes? which are gayer? Those or Crocs?

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (gbWkA)


========

Yes! I've seen those once or twice. They are a SCAM. They claim that for runners it will reduce the damage to your feet. Turns out there's no basis to it. Like miracle pills or superfood.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 05:15 PM (/qEW2)

363 Penny loafers with socks, shorts, button down shirt & bow tie!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (8mOxN)
---------

I actually know someone who would wear this, at least most of this. Not related to me, I hasten to add.
Posted by: bluebell


Is his name Sheldon Cooper?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:15 PM (8mOxN)

364 Tucked-in shirt, or no tuck-in shirt?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (Mouru)
------
Tucked of course.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:15 PM (MVjcR)

365 Tucked-in shirt, or no tuck-in shirt?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (Mouru)

Would an Untuck it shirt make you as douchey as its creator?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:15 PM (IdMiN)

366 thongs and flip-flops?

oooh, it's a date!

Posted by: Andrson Cooper at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (EzdLW)

You bringing the sailor hat?

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (4ErVI)

367
I thought Crocs were prison shoes.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (MVjcR)








Those are Jellies.

Didn't bluebell fill you in?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (XWkhW)

368
Hey Guv'nor, you have a pence for a pauper? An Indian pauper?

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (r+sAi)

369 You lost me.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (8gDQu)



I'd clarify but nothing is worse than explaining a joke.

Well, okay, Hillary Clinton as president is worse than explaining a joke, but you catch my drift.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (Mouru)

370 The PRC's Tiangong-1 space station may hit lower Michigan when it crashes to Earth in April.

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=78204

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (ENmf2)

371 Holy crap!



So sorry for you and husband, Jane. The kid needs to learn a hard
lesson. I would also advise you and husband being extra vigilant for a
while, in case the kid decides to take out his anger/frustration on you.

Posted by: moki at March 12, 2018 05:07 PM (V+V4


My husband feels terrible for the kid. He's younger than our son, very bright IT-wise, but comes from a screwed up background. He actually said to my husband, "I wondered how long it would take you to check the video. I guess I screwed up."


Sometimes trying to help someone out bites you in the butt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (ptqGC)

372 Do I still need to tuck my shirt in if I have no pants on?

*hic*

Posted by: Senator Edward Kennedy at March 12, 2018 05:17 PM (arhmY)

373 The PRC's Tiangong-1 space station may hit lower Michigan when it crashes to Earth in April.


Meh. I read "lower Manhattan" and started to get kind of excited.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:17 PM (Mouru)

374 Ace is throwing a little good-natured shade at Dolph Lundgren in the sidebar.
---
I would let Dolph crush me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (qJtVm)

375 369. I'd clarify but nothing is worse than explaining a joke.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (Mouru)

I BEG TO DIFFER.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (IUM2p)

376 The PRC's Tiangong-1 space station may hit lower Michigan when it crashes to Earth in April.

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=78204

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (ENmf2)


Well ... the current estimate is +- 12,000 miles ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (8gDQu)

377 My husband feels terrible for the kid. He's younger than our son, very bright IT-wise, but comes from a screwed up background. He actually said to my husband, "I wondered how long it would take you to check the video. I guess I screwed up."


Sometimes trying to help someone out bites you in the butt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (ptqGC)


If you're partying on the company dime, and cleaning out the petty cash, he's not very bright.

Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (lKs2v)

378 I bet L Warren is whiter than Hillary

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (BtQd4)

379 I was honestly unaware that the Chinese had a space station, or a manned space program for that matter.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (QQ+il)

380
That is very sad. I've had similar issues in the past and firing the employee in question is always hard, but not firing the person (ie, keeping them around in some misguided hope) is worse."

A thief is a thief is a thief. This was a particularly stupid one. Smart ones are worse - My sister a while back took over a job as an apartment office manager for a family friend, they'd had to fire the hispanic woman who'd been running it for about 5 years. Basically, more and more accounts weren't matching up, and when she was asked to clarify what was wrong, the woman accused her bosses of all being White Racists for questioning her and stormed off the job.

Now that sis has been straightening things out for a couple of months, it's looking like the ex-office manager had been skimming at least 10K off the company accounts *Every* *Month*, had a lot of clever ways to do it. No telling how long she'd been doing it, owners are amazed at how much their monthly profits have jumped in just two months.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (k1TUh)

381 Drudge has a photo of our stand up FBI agents walking the streets of Austin in their emblazoned windbreakers. I guess looking for packages?

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (r9UYA)

382 370 The PRC's Tiangong-1 space station may hit lower Michigan when it crashes to Earth in April.
___________________________________________

I'm sure Michael Moore's own gravitational pull is to blame.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (arhmY)

383 381 Drudge has a photo of our stand up FBI agents walking the streets of Austin in their emblazoned windbreakers. I guess looking for packages?
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (r9UYA)

Send Shep Smith in. He's awesome at finding packages.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (nBr1j)

384 If you're partying on the company dime, and cleaning out the petty cash, he's not very bright.

Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (lKs2v)

...but he is a thief.

Posted by: BignJames at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (0+nbW)

385 The PRC's Tiangong-1 space station may hit lower Michigan when it crashes to Earth in April.

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=78204


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (ENmf2)
One could only hope - lookin' at you Detroit.
If were to hit Detroit, how could we tell?

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (gbWkA)

386 379 I was honestly unaware that the Chinese had a space station, or a manned space program for that matter."

Call sign - Wi Tu Hi

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (k1TUh)

387 My husband feels terrible for the kid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (ptqGC)


I wouldn't.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (8gDQu)

388 I would let Dolph crush me.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (qJtVm)



The Poles and the French had no choice in the matter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (Mouru)

389 http://amp.dailycaller.com/
2018/03/11/daily-mail-trudeau-drag/

Drag Queen Justine?

Posted by: Morton at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (TNhee)

390 If you're partying on the company dime, and cleaning out the petty cash, he's not very bright.

Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (lKs2v)


Yeah, there's that. What's sad is the job he was hired for had great benefits and he could have done really well.

Poor, pathetic kid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

391 I was honestly unaware that the Chinese had a space station, or a manned space program for that matter.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM

Supposedly they're going to the moon.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 12, 2018 05:20 PM (2NqXo)

392 Ehhh, it's a little known fact that the greatest accomplishments in history have been made by men wearing accommodating shoes.

Who do you think is the greatest thinker in all mankind? Aristotle? And there you go: sandals. Perhaps the most comfortable shoe there is. You hardly even know you have them on.

...Confucius: thongs.

...Einstein: loose loafers.

That's the long and short of it.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at March 12, 2018 05:20 PM (EzdLW)

393 376 The PRC's Tiangong-1 space station may hit lower Michigan when it crashes to Earth in April.

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=78204

Is baja Michigan US territory?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:20 PM (BtQd4)

394 My husband feels terrible for the kid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (ptqGC)

I wouldn't.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (8gDQu)



I would definitely be carrying.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 05:20 PM (QQ+il)

395 I worked on the internal Audit staff for our corporation for about 10 years. Spent a lot of time ending careers.

Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:20 PM (MVjcR)

396 Yes, we know the temperature is not going up...

But we must fight Global Warmering, so give us your Money!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 12, 2018 05:20 PM (NgKpN)

397 If were to hit Detroit, how could we tell?

The sudden increase in property values might be a clue.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 12, 2018 05:21 PM (IcT7t)

398 A gay guy would never wear socks and sandals. They'd revoke his gay card.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (U+v0Q)

That's why only wear them to and from the club. Ask any USMC guy - It's not gay if you're underway...I think that's what they meant.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 12, 2018 05:21 PM (hUqh+)

399 Though in fairness, I'm always carrying.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 05:21 PM (QQ+il)

400 Chinese weren't going anywhere until Bill Clinton moved them ahead 20 years in technology....

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 05:22 PM (LiyEm)

401 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:22 PM (IdMiN)

402 Problems....What problems?


But they could get demerits for this.

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2018/03/12/midshipmen-drug-use/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 12, 2018 05:22 PM (EyPfd)

403 380
That is very sad. I've had similar issues in the past and firing the employee in question is always hard, but not firing the person (ie, keeping them around in some misguided hope) is worse."

A thief is a thief is a thief. This was a particularly stupid one. Smart ones are worse - My sister a while back took over a job as an apartment office manager for a family friend, they'd had to fire the hispanic woman who'd been running it for about 5 years. Basically, more and more accounts weren't matching up, and when she was asked to clarify what was wrong, the woman accused her bosses of all being White Racists for questioning her and stormed off the job.

Now that sis has been straightening things out for a couple of months, it's looking like the ex-office manager had been skimming at least 10K off the company accounts *Every* *Month*, had a lot of clever ways to do it. No telling how long she'd been doing it, owners are amazed at how much their monthly profits have jumped in just two months.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (k1TUh)



One of my cousins works for a company that had been in business for quite a while. There were like 3 or 4 owners of it. They eventually bought out one of the owners. December was always in the red for them. The December after they bought this guy out, they were in the black. Things that make you go hmmmmm.

Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 05:22 PM (lKs2v)

404 Jane, would your husband feel bad for firing him if he was caught taking money out of your purse? Because That's what he did.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 12, 2018 05:24 PM (gC2IV)

405 396 Yes, we know the temperature is not going up...

But we must fight Global Warmering, so give us your Money!

Posted by: Don Q. at March 12, 2018 05:20 PM (NgKpN)

Oh yeah
So there was spoiled food and wine and Pasteur worked to find pasteurization.
So the was venereal disease and dr ehrlich created a magic bullet.
So there is maybe a change we can measure (or not) and we raise taxes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:24 PM (BtQd4)

406 If the Chinese Space Junk hits Detroit, I would expect Stabenow and Peters to have a presser where they simultaneously blame Trump, and ask him for $50billion of assistance, in small bills, while the metal is still hot to the touch.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 12, 2018 05:25 PM (JyFLk)

407 Any chance Bill Clinton tapped Stormy?

^^^

Any chance he didn't?

Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 05:25 PM (IkIB1)

408 Tick Tock...... 9 PM Hannity Fox News!!!

-- Sean Hannity


Yeah, okay.

Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 05:25 PM (r9UYA)

409 http://amp.dailycaller.com/
2018/03/11/daily-mail-trudeau-drag/

Drag Queen Justine?

Posted by: Morton at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (TNhee)


========

Hah! I can't believe the imbecile didn't stay quiet and just let everybody *think* it was Trudeau.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 05:25 PM (/qEW2)

410 If you saw my former boss wearing his pin strip suit on a Thursday you knew a firin' was commencin'.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:26 PM (nBr1j)

411 Socks and sandals are the official footwear of the Pacific NW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6gzsBhZrE8

Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 05:26 PM (EzdLW)

412 Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 05:25 PM (r9UYA)
-----------
I Think J. SessionZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ is funnier stick with it Chuckles

Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 05:26 PM (y3aQB)

413 >>>>
I was honestly unaware that the Chinese had a space station, or a manned space program for that matter.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM



Supposedly they're going to the moon.



Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 12, 2018 05:20 PM
.
.
.I recently read a serious article about how the Chinese were going to be the first to put a man on Mars.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 05:27 PM (+Dllb)

414 good grief but liberals are soooo lazy. Workplace is all about zero waste. I'm cool with separating the recycle and compstable items, it feels like good conservative conservation.

Drives me nuts to when I put something in a bin and see that some lazy idiot/d-bag has put paper towels in the recycle or completely dirty microwave food tray in recycle etc. It takes just a fraction of a second to move your hand 12 or 24 inches to the correct container, add a few seconds ONE time to read and comprehend what should go where, and for pitys sake when in doubt put stuff in the plain trash.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 12, 2018 05:28 PM (eASYU)

415 Had to fire a guy who was writing claim checks to his girlfriend and friends . He would create a real auto accident file and then list these people as passengers in one of the cars . Checks under $500 did not need my signature. Luckily my assistant who printed the checks recognized the name on one of the smaller checks as a girlfriend this guy had been talking about. Did an investigation and busted him. Unfortunately our legal department did not want to press charges and let him go to screw another company.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:28 PM (IdMiN)

416 Draft Post

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 12, 2018 05:29 PM (J70i0)

417 274 So what is the Hordes position on socks and sandals?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (IdMiN)

Nooooooo. All kinds of no. Especially black socks. But no.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (U+v0Q)

Wife and I have agreement. If I leave the house in black sox and topsiders or flipflops, shot me. I am already dead.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (BtQd4)


I always wonder about the couples where the guy is rocking the socks and sandals look. Bcz most wives alert their husbands it is not a good look. So when I see a woman who is not a slob, with a husband in the black socks and sandals, I wonder what went down.

I envision an argument before they left the house. Or the man is ticked at his wife so it is a passive-aggressive way to embarrass her. Luckily I don't see it often. And luckily I've never see it in a bar. A few drinks in me and I'd wander up and ask.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:29 PM (U+v0Q)

418 When I was a kid we called flip-flops "jap flaps". The past is another country.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 12, 2018 05:31 PM (NPYdq)

419 Speaking of speedos and guns, I have a true story.

Back in the 1980s, I was a lifeguard for the state of New York.

One day a woman came over to my lifeguard chair and told me there was a man with a gun on the beach. I looked over and some greased-up, pot-bellied gavone is walking the beach in an aquamarine speedo with a revolver in a pancake holster on his hip.

I call for the police (because I want to have someone who can shoot back if things go south) and approach the guy myself. PD just watched from behind a tree. My mother didn't raise a hero.

Anyway, I talked to the guy. Turns out the hairy greaseball was a New York State Corrections Officer. He said he was required to carry his weapons at all times. Got all "It's my right. . ., " on me.

I told him no one at the beach was going to go after him and on balance, scaring the crap out everybody was kinda irresponsible. I told him to put the gun in a gym bag and carry the gym bag around. He did and I never saw the spaghetti bender again.

Speedos and holstered revolvers. That's what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 12, 2018 05:31 PM (arhmY)

420 Crocs are undignified and outlandish. Like man buns. That's why they are gay. Only a gay man could think "Oooh I can rock this look" and desire to inflict it on everyone around him.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 05:04 PM

I only wear them after a long day of hiking. At that point I could give a shit what I look like. I need something light weight that I can wear to let my boots dry and not care if it gets wet. They feel pretty damn good after 17 miles in rough terrain with 40+ lbs. on your back.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2018 05:31 PM (7qnb5)

421 388 I would let Dolph crush me.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (qJtVm)


The Poles and the French had no choice in the matter.


Yeah, but that wasn't *the* Dolph, just *a* Dolph.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 12, 2018 05:32 PM (v3pYe)

422 A few drinks in me and I'd wander up and ask.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:29 PM (U+v0Q)

Bet you're a hit at parties.

Posted by: BignJames at March 12, 2018 05:32 PM (0+nbW)

423 I envision an argument before they left the house. Or the man is ticked
at his wife so it is a passive-aggressive way to embarrass her.
^^^

Or maybe he just likes socks and sandals.




Nah. You're right.

It's all about "her".

Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 05:32 PM (IkIB1)

424 .I recently read a serious article about how the Chinese were going to be the first to put a man on Mars. "

No one wants to admit that there's no reason to send men to Mars - what would work far better would be some sophisticated A.I. managed exploration vehicles, and several transmission/relay satellites in Mars orbit to aid in communications.

Do that, and you do away with all that weight and expense associated with life support systems.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:32 PM (k1TUh)

425 .I recently read a serious article about how the Chinese were going to be the first to put a man on Mars.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 05:27 PM (+Dllb)

They would plan to get him back eventually.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 12, 2018 05:32 PM (0QYMt)

426 406 Chinese Space Junk hits Detroit
Best small dick pron I have ever seen

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:33 PM (BtQd4)

427 362 remember those gay sneakers with toes? which are gayer? Those or Crocs?

Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (gbWkA)

========

Yes! I've seen those once or twice. They are a SCAM. They claim that for runners it will reduce the damage to your feet. Turns out there's no basis to it. Like miracle pills or superfood.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 05:15 PM (/qEW2)

*sighs*

Posted by: Fabulous Ninja at March 12, 2018 05:33 PM (iZTGz)

428 Trump has literally driven them insane:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb6pyhj8

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2018 05:33 PM (iv0p7)

429 It makes me fee much better that there are clean shaven men here at Ace. I don't know why, but it does.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:34 PM (U+v0Q)

430 274 So what is the Hordes position on socks and sandals?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (IdMiN)


Nooooooo. All kinds of no. Especially black socks. But no.


What about red and yellow striped ones, with individual toes in alternating colors?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 12, 2018 05:35 PM (sGtp+)

431 Neil Armstrong already planted the American flag on Mars.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at March 12, 2018 05:35 PM (arhmY)

432 no beard here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:35 PM (k1TUh)

433 426 406 Chinese Space Junk hits Detroit
Best small dick pron I have ever seen
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:33 PM (BtQd4)

Worst thing about getting hit by Chinese space junk is that two hours later . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2018 05:35 PM (iZTGz)

434 I recently read a serious article about how the Chinese were going to be the first to put a man on Mars.

Did they have any plans to bring him back to Earth?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 12, 2018 05:35 PM (IcT7t)

435 Dammit.

Fee = feel

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:35 PM (U+v0Q)

436
For the record, I have (never) worn a Speedo nor will I ever wear a Speedo.

Posted by: Under Fire


You have to be familiar with the area for it to make sense but you have Rehoboth Beach, family area, then a mile or three further south down the beach a town infinitely more gayish. We're staying at RB. There's really no way to take a long walk on the beach north, only south.

I was wearing an International Male (totally not ghey) bathing suit and the wife a string bikini and we took a long walk down the beach. At a certain point she turned to me and said, "Let's go back. When more men are turning their heads to look at you then me, it's time to head home."

She has an infinitely more pronounced sense of gaydar then I do.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 12, 2018 05:35 PM (LOgQ4)

437 429 It makes me fee much better that there are clean shaven men here at Ace. I don't know why, but it does.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:34 PM (U+v0Q)

Best shirt I ever saw was bunch of family entering state fair of texas. 1 guy had and I shaved my balls for this shirt

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:36 PM (BtQd4)

438 Listening to Cankles whine, that was one fat ass infused bullet we all dodged Any weapons in her home should be removed immediately.

Posted by: REDACTED. at March 12, 2018 05:36 PM (VWsDy)

439 I actually don't want to see "sandals" on a guy at all. Flip flops at the beach or pool fine, otherwise, no.

Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 05:36 PM (CAKgV)

440 426 406 Chinese Space Junk hits Detroit
Best small dick pron I have ever seen
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:33 PM (BtQd4)
---
I laffed.

Ain't no shame.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 05:37 PM (qJtVm)

441 No one wants to admit that there's no reason to send men to Mars - what would work far better would be some sophisticated A.I. managed exploration vehicles, and several transmission/relay satellites in Mars orbit to aid in communications.

Do that, and you do away with all that weight and expense associated with life support systems.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:32 PM (k1TUh)


Yeah. One would think that the Moon would be the rational place to have the first ex-Earth colony. All the advantages of being off the Earth and close enough to have decent communications (along with the great advantage of always have direct sight to the Earth on the near side) and actual cargo missions back and forth.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:37 PM (8gDQu)

442
Mars mission = suicide mission.

Let China, India, the Rooskies, etc be the first ones to feel the shame.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 12, 2018 05:37 PM (LOgQ4)

443 I only wear them after a long day of hiking. At that point I could give a shit what I look like. I need something light weight that I can wear to let my boots dry and not care if it gets wet. They feel pretty damn good after 17 miles in rough terrain with 40+ lbs. on your back.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2018 05:31 PM (7qnb5)

Gay backpacker, likes long walk in the woods, seeking same.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2018 05:38 PM (iZTGz)

444 Les Nesman, winner of the Buckeye News Hawk award, voice -

As God is my witness, I was thinking orbiting cargo boat when I typed Chinese Space Junk.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 12, 2018 05:38 PM (JyFLk)

445 For the record, I have (never) worn a Speedo nor will I ever wear a Speedo.

Posted by: Under Fire

As I have age, I have begun to take fashion advice from Darth Vader - Long Flowing Robes are my best look.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:38 PM (k1TUh)

446 No one wants to admit that there's no reason to send men to Mars
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:32 PM

What's the point of going into space if you are not going to send people?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 05:38 PM (roQNm)

447 >>I actually don't want to see "sandals" on a guy at all. Flip flops at the beach or pool fine, otherwise, no.

You would hate it here. But then, this is the beach.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 05:38 PM (/tuJf)

448 I understand speedos for professional swimming, but only then.

Otherwise, I think if a guy is wearing speedos he is also sending unsolicited dick pics.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:38 PM (U+v0Q)

449 439 I actually don't want to see "sandals" on a guy at all. Flip flops at the beach or pool fine, otherwise, no.
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 05:36 PM (CAKgV)

How about a speedo at the food store?

Posted by: REDACTED. at March 12, 2018 05:39 PM (VWsDy)

450 438 Listening to Cankles whine, that was one fat ass infused bullet we all dodged Any weapons in her home should be removed immediately.
Posted by: REDACTED. at March 12, 2018 05:36 PM (VWsDy)

I see she told Indians (far east not liz w) that she lost cause white men made theirs wives vote for Trump. As a white man that has never been able to make her wife check her oil in the last 34 years, I resent this.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:40 PM (BtQd4)

451 No one wants to admit that there's no reason to send men to Mars
....


Golgafrincham Ark Fleet Ship B

We could start a rumor that Obama is the President of Mars for Life.

Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 05:41 PM (IkIB1)

452 You would hate it here. But then, this is the beach.Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 05:38 PM (/tuJf)

The beach is fine. THIS is the DC metro, and I don't want to see a guy's feet. It's ghey or dorky or sloppy depending on the guy.

Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 05:41 PM (CAKgV)

453 How about a speedo at the food store?
Posted by: REDACTED. at March 12, 2018 05:39 PM (VWsDy)

*aaaccckkkk*
*drops groceries and runs for the nearest exit*

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:41 PM (U+v0Q)

454 I see she told Indians (far east not liz w) that she lost cause white men made theirs wives vote for Trump. As a white man that has never been able to make her wife check her oil in the last 34 years, I resent this.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:40 PM (BtQd4)

The only time I got a white woman to agree with me is when I ask my ex for a divorce

Posted by: REDACTED. at March 12, 2018 05:42 PM (VWsDy)

455 Crocs have their uses. They make ok slippers. They are decent garden shoes. Fine for slobby summer wear. They are ok looking in public if they are the "flats made of croc stuff" though only to run in the rain with your real shoes in a bag. They are plenty okay for slobbing around the house and fire drills at your dorm.

Nurses and chefs love em.

Posted by: SarahW at March 12, 2018 05:42 PM (Sp1NT)

456 Well, today they discovered the petty cash drawer empty. Got the kid
on video coming into the offices over the weekend emptying the drawer.

Well, at least he didn't pull a knife on another employee.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 05:42 PM (dUJdY)

457
Nurses and chefs love em.

Posted by: SarahW at March 12, 2018 05:42 PM (Sp1NT)


They're the ones who used to wear clogs 30 years ago. And the doctors. Man ... that was just sad.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:44 PM (8gDQu)

458 I guess I've been "making" my husband vote republican since GHWB. Do women make men vote too, or is that just the other way around? I hid mydad's car keys to keep him from voting for Carter. Does that count too?

Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 05:44 PM (CAKgV)

459 446 No one wants to admit that there's no reason to send men to Mars
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:32 PM

What's the point of going into space if you are not going to send people?"

The purpose is exploration and discovery, isn't it? The only reason men were ever put on top of rockets was because towards the end of the Eisenhower administration, it became obvious that American's weren't going to support putting huge amounts of money into rocketry unless there were human faces and drama associated with it.

But now - the first nation that seriously explores Mars is going to be the one that decides to automate it and do it with AI, because the cost is going to be an order of magnitude lower to do it that way. Might very well be China that does it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:45 PM (k1TUh)

460 The only time I got a white woman to agree with me is when I ask my ex for a divorce
Posted by: REDACTED. at March 12, 2018 05:42 PM (VWsDy)


Long story short, I was on a radio call in show with Richard Roeper a few years back, and he said "I totally agree with you Gumdrop Gorilla".

I wanted to make up T-shirts. Better than hearing "I love you".

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:45 PM (U+v0Q)

461 How about a speedo at the food store?Posted by: REDACTED. at March 12, 2018 05:39 PM (VWsDy)


I never go to the gay Whole Foods...

Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 05:45 PM (CAKgV)

462 250 Does CNN still have that guy with the deep voice doing "This is CNN"?

How soon they forget

Posted by: James Earl Jones, the voice of Star Wars' Darth Vader at March 12, 2018 05:47 PM (v3pYe)

463 I wanted to make up T-shirts. Better than hearing "I love you".
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:45 PM (U+v0Q)

Want

Posted by: REDACTED. at March 12, 2018 05:48 PM (VWsDy)

464 I wear flipflops for in the house and yard, but not to work. My go-to flipflops are Tevas and about 4 years old. At work, I wear Redwing tactical sneaks or Bellville combat boots, depending on the weather.

Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2018 06:05 PM (zLDYs)

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