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Daily Caller: CNN Used to Run a "Trump Jobs Tracker" as Part of Its "Facts First" Branding Campaign. But Then Jobs Began Growing Under Trump, And They Stopped Tracking Them.
Oh wait, it's a banana, and there are statistics to prove it? Let's talk about something besides apples, then.Facts First? What a laugh. Narrative First, Narrative Last, Narrative Only. CNN Facts are stupid things.
The network’s "Trump Jobs Tracker" is part of CNN Digital's effort to keep its audience updated on whether the president is keeping his promises to release the full potential of the American economy after eight years of anemic growth under former President Barack Obama. One problem: The last time someone updated the tracker was Jan. 5, when the economy had only added 1,839,000 jobs since Trump took office. Under that pace, according to CNN, Trump is "off track" to fulfill his promise that he’d help create "25 million jobs in 10 years, or 208,333 jobs per month."
Neglecting the tracker is a real shame. Federal economists estimated that employers added 200,000 jobs in January and Friday’s job report showed another 313,000 added in February -- more than enough to be on a healthy pace to average 208,333 jobs per month in 2018.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Paul Krugman's Bartender at March 12, 2018 04:16 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 12, 2018 04:16 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Ronster at March 12, 2018 04:17 PM (MAzx1)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 12, 2018 04:17 PM (vkS2Z)
Priorities and all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
But CNN does not do credibility well, do they?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper, Baffled at March 12, 2018 04:19 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: CNN at March 12, 2018 04:19 PM (DlvnJ)
Posted by: jim at March 12, 2018 04:19 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:19 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (Gy1nV)
I have to say, I prefer this over the usual leftist tactic of just changing the definition of "jobs" to suit their agenda.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (8gDQu)
They aren't even smart enough to qualify for a broadcast license.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (FFJtw)
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (9vQJW)
-CNN
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (fTKv+)
Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CNN at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (DlvnJ)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper, Baffled at March 12, 2018 04:19 PM (9vQJW)
Let's go over to John King, we can still give her California, right John?
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:21 PM (RD7QR)
Any vital statistical analysis?
Posted by: Braziliantine at March 12, 2018 04:21 PM (a/9Wy)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 12, 2018 04:21 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: CNN at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (DlvnJ)
Legume is Brit's stripper name.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 04:21 PM (fTKv+)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CNN at March 12, 2018 04:22 PM (DlvnJ)
Posted by: Locke Common at March 12, 2018 04:22 PM (VSJvY)
Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2018 04:22 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Don Lemon at March 12, 2018 04:22 PM (IqV8l)
Priorities and all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
Useless without video footage.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (NWiLs)
The thing that is different this time though is this type of story will do no damage to Trump as opposed to all the previous politicians that have been damaged by sex scandal stories.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (IdMiN)
Posted by: Roy at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee. now. at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: #DrunkDonLemon at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (EeMxM)
Posted by: This...is CNN at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: CNN at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (DlvnJ)
Priorities and all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
Useless without video footage.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (NWiLs)
You've got to know they considered making a computer simulation.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: CNN
And a Barry is a closet fruit
Posted by: Bruce at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 12, 2018 04:17 PM
FEIT Electric Company - LED 60w Daylight 5000k replacement bulb emits a brilliant white light that is just dazzling in intensity until your eyes adjust to the dazzling white light. You will never go back to those dim yellow incandescent bulbs again. Available every. Made in China.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Braziliantine at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (a/9Wy)
Posted by: Winning! at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (/zwDg)
Priorities and all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
Wonder if he used the CNN corporate credit card or brought his own $1 bills?
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (oqV6o)
Posted by: x at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (nFwvY)
A recent court ruling held that broadcasting CNN in prisons violated the Eighth Amendment. Prisoners were saying they would rather be fed Nutriloaf.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (BWL+E)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/291025/
Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Alex Trebek at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Akim Tamiroff at March 12, 2018 04:24 PM (VWsDy)
"The winds picked up and slow, heavy raindrops started to fall as beachgoers gathered their belongings to seek cover, some of whom chuckled while taking pictures of the banner.
It was about to get stormy."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:25 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: dantesed at March 12, 2018 04:25 PM (88xKn)
Given that Shep is a bottom I'm sure that can be arranged.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:26 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:25 PM (r9UYA)
That's okay. You can make fun of the clog people - the guys, at least.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 04:26 PM (8gDQu)
This woman is just so full of shit, it leaks across continents.
Democrats do not do well with white men and we don't do well with
married, white women. And part of that is an
identification with the Republican Party, and a sort of ongoing pressure
to vote the way that your husband, your boss, your son, whoever,,believes you should.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee. now. at March 12, 2018 04:27 PM (rBnYq)
I'm very happy with the CREE brand LED bulbs available on Amazon. Make sure to get the 2700K version - those are a perfect match for incandescent.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2018 04:27 PM (3J/LN)
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 04:27 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: x at March 12, 2018 04:27 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 04:27 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Boots at March 12, 2018 04:27 PM (EBwPV)
Posted by: Economically useless and malignantly aggrieved at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (5BVHO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (qJtVm)
Prisoners were saying they would rather be fed Nutriloaf.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Vegemite.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (O+0DS)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (r9UYA)
CNN
Posted by: Little Annie Sprinkle at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (a/9Wy)
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Lena Dunham's Vaginal Bot Fly at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (ymnmz)
Here we go with the Croc hate again.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:25 PM (r9UYA)
Perhaps you'd prefer that forbidden brand name that starts with a U and ends with 2 Gs?
Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: CNN is this at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (Gy1nV)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (3J/LN)
Priorities and all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
Useless without video footage.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (NWiLs)
You've got to know they considered making a computer simulation.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:23 PM (RD7QR)
I can't wait for the Taiwan News animation of this...
Posted by: toddler at March 12, 2018 04:29 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Economically useless and malignantly aggrieved at March 12, 2018 04:28 PM (5BVHO)
SIGNS POINT TO YES
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:29 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee. now. at March 12, 2018 04:29 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:29 PM (NWiLs)
We're just not going to bake them a cake.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:30 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:30 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 04:30 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (FFJtw)
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I wonder if there's anything the FCC could do to rescind the broadcasting licenses from all these wholly-owned subsidiaries of the Democrat Party?
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 04:30 PM (EeMxM)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 12, 2018 04:31 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:30 PM (nBr1j)
CNN hasn't got a feel for that story yet.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:31 PM (RD7QR)
Hey, Adam Carolla told us everything we need to know about Crocs.
"Wearing Crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy. It feels really really good.....until you look down and realize you're gay."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 04:31 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: toddler at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (U+v0Q)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: physics geek at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (huQJB)
If I put my dick in a croc, does that make me gay?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: wooga at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (Gy1nV)
Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:30 PM (nBr1j)
I haven't been staying abreast of these developments.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (NWiLs)
Em-peach foddy fi!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 12, 2018 04:31 PM (mPeei)
At First I thought you were making fun of Gabby Giffords
Posted by: jim at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at March 12, 2018 04:33 PM (mjCF3)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Richard Feynman says its still the weekend somewhere at March 12, 2018 04:33 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 12, 2018 04:33 PM (oAlzZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
If he was that big, I hope it was the lower berth
Posted by: Bruce at March 12, 2018 04:33 PM (8ikIW)
Em-peach foddy fi!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 12, 2018 04:31 PM (mPeei)
At First I thought you were making fun of Gabby Giffords
Posted by: jim at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (gjGvH)
No, she would've been talking about gun control.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 12, 2018 04:33 PM (oAlzZ)
Somebody targeting SXSW?
Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (CMbMd)
audiences that she lost the white women vote because those women aren't
smart enough to make their own minds up and they are told what to do by
the men in their lives. "
So who told the single white women to vote for her? Was it the beta hipster males?
Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 04:30 PM (EeMxM)
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Only over-the-air broadcasters need a license. The cable channels are unregulated, or at least they do not need broadcast licenses because they aren't broadcasting.
Feeding electrons into a cable is not using the public airwaves. The public airwaves aren't getting as much use as they used to, even most local channels that are licensed for over-the-air actually deliver via cable to most of their audience.
Posted by: Boots at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (EBwPV)
Saw a guy at a store once wearing fleece-lined Crocs. I gave him a wide berth.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (BWL+E)
Uggcrocs are well-known as minions of Shub-Niggurath.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 04:30 PM
======
I'll take famous Hollywood pedophiles for -$100,000, Alex!
Posted by: ShainS at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (EeMxM)
I you combined Maxine Walters brain with Joe Biden's brain would that add up to one full brain?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (nBr1j)
No, it's like comparing imaginary numbers to real ones.
Posted by: jim at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Barry at March 12, 2018 04:35 PM (a/9Wy)
audiences that she lost the white women vote because those women aren't
smart enough to make their own minds up and they are told what to do by
the men in their lives. "
So who told the single white women to vote for her? Was it the beta hipster males?
Posted by: Ripley at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (MxEKc)
It was because "MUH VAGINA" and "MUH ABORSHUNS."
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 12, 2018 04:35 PM (398bZ)
CNN
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 04:35 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Two brains, one cup
Posted by: Bruce at March 12, 2018 04:35 PM (8ikIW)
Saw a guy at a store once wearing fleece-lined Crocs. I gave him a wide berth.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (BWL+E)
Uggcrocs are well-known as minions of Shub-Niggurath.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (XWkhW)
If you see tentacles, run.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:35 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mr. T at March 12, 2018 04:36 PM (hSk36)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (BWL+E)
Uggcrocs are well-known as minions of Shub-Niggurath.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (XWkhW)
If you see tentacles, run.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:35 PM (RD7QR)
If you see testicles, run faster.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker <<<
If a brain can have a negative value.
Posted by: Braziliantine at March 12, 2018 04:36 PM (a/9Wy)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:35 PM (NWiLs)
Yep. One of the office harpies where I worked pretty much sad that exact quote.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:36 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Kim Jong Un at March 12, 2018 04:36 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 12, 2018 04:36 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (nBr1j)
I think the answer is you would end up with a Halfwit.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (aVYsC)
But never out in public. Or where anyone can see me. No one knows I have them. It's my deep, dark secret. What I do when no one is looking. I wear my Croc knock-offs and eat gumdrops.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (U+v0Q)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4gVJjl_f4Q
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (xInes)
Saw a guy at a store once wearing fleece-lined Crocs. I gave him a wide berth.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:32 PM (BWL+E)
Uggcrocs are well-known as minions of Shub-Niggurath.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (XWkhW)
If you see tentacles, run.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:35 PM (RD7QR)
In which direction?
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (XWkhW)
Look, Chris Cumo says that what they do is VITALLY important for our world. They have the true facts, and they are the ones who should be able to choose which facts are important to be allowed to be on their channel. If a guy like that tells me that this is the way it is and for a very good reason, national security, dammit, I better believe him.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (aPl4x)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (nBr1j)
I think the answer is you would end up with a Halfwit.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (aVYsC)
Fasten with yarn and you'd get a knitwit.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (sL8H+)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (aVYsC)
Well Harfwit has nice tits?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (5y11N)
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Vegemite.
=================
You better run, you better take cover.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Richard Feynman says its still the weekend somewhere at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Adam Rippon at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (EaQ6/)
Holy cow, I could do a line of blow in the bathroom with the entire cast of Match Game!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: saf at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (nBr1j)
Let us never speak of this again.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (sL8H+)
Bomb control would put Hollywood out of business.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Mega at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (XWkhW)
If you see tentacles, run.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to
Are there any confirmed cases of someone running in either without faceplanting?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Mega at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (rv0Fo)
Tell me again how Crocs aren't manly?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (Dn4Uq)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (nBr1j)
Let us never speak of this again.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (NWiLs)
Agreed.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (nBr1j)
No.
Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (gbWkA)
They also make themselves unnecessary, since they are no longer a source of facts, just the continual restatement of their ideology, and we already know their ideology.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (/qEW2)
*sees what Crocs are*
*closes window posthaste*
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (EzdLW)
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yer new here, ain't ya?
*never* Bing terms used in comments... Moose out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (sL8H+)
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:37 PM (NWiLs)
Unfastened you get a demwit.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM (hUqh+)
> "They're using our streets to do business, and we don't currently have any revenue from it."
You mean other than
1. Gas taxes
2. Driver income taxes
3. Driver self-employment taxes
4. Uber corporate taxes
etc etc etc
Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM (iv0p7)
Stormy Daniels, pegging my heart.
Posted by: Barry
You any your organ mouth.
https://youtu.be/ax0neb8QcIw
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (EaQ6/)
The Religion of Pieces doesn't distinguish between the flavors of infidels.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:41 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:41 PM (Dn4Uq)
I will need a complete contextual definition of the word "full" to render a verdict.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2018 04:41 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Hikaru at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM (CMbMd)
I went to go see False Flag open for Black Flag, but they waved us off.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:41 PM (NWiLs)
CNN: Farce First
Posted by: Soothie at March 12, 2018 04:41 PM (RWP7J)
Can you imagine Charles Nelson Reilly on blow?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM (89T5c)
Or Rip Taylor.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM (89T5c)
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CNR *is* the Spirit of 70's Blow.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Northernlurker
You'd be better off with a kidney in your skull.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (8mOxN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (EaQ6/)
Probably more accurate.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (r9UYA)
If you put Maxine's and Joe's IQs side by side they still wouldn't be two digits.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (BWL+E)
You'd get the number 6 in binary.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (hUqh+)
I you combined Maxine Walters brain with Joe Biden's brain would that add up to one full brain?
Posted by: Northernlurker
You'd be better off with a kidney in your skull.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (8gDQu)
A kidney bean.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2018 04:42 PM (7qnb5)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 12, 2018 04:43 PM (e1mEI)
Now happening at HQ
(Though maybe that's just me, bcz others are admitting to wearing in public!)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:43 PM (U+v0Q)
a hard day of hiking when it's time to air out my feet and more
importantly my boots.
Tell me again how Crocs aren't manly?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (Dn4Uq)
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when i was out in the field in the Army, or back packing on my own time, i'd take my boots off once a day and go around barefoot, so my boots could dry out and my feet too.
so yeah, Crocs aren't manly.
(nice try though!)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 12, 2018 04:43 PM (sL8H+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 04:43 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2018 04:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 04:43 PM (QQ+il)
That sneaky son of a bitch!
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 04:44 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Foster Brooks at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: goon at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2018 04:44 PM (oVJmc)
It's Hollywood. Would you definitively say it's impossible?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Christian Toto at March 12, 2018 04:46 PM (GppXG)
Posted by: A White House in Chaos at March 12, 2018 04:46 PM (CwLYd)
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Can you imagine Charles Nelson Reilly on blow?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 04:40 PM
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NO, that was NOT the shtick I employed for my entire career.
Posted by: Andy Dick at March 12, 2018 04:46 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Adam Rippon at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (398bZ)
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You are affirming the consequent. If you wear Crocs you are gay. That doesn't necessarily mean that if you are gay you wear Crocs. Obviously Tchaikovsky never wore Crocs because they didn't exist back then.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 04:46 PM (/qEW2)
a hard day of hiking when it's time to air out my feet and more
importantly my boots.
Tell me again how Crocs aren't manly?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM
Same here! The terrain I hike in is rocky and full of roots etc. so you need something on your feet, and it feels damn good at the end of a long day to take them off and put Crocs on to let your feet air out. Plus they are light and no big deal if they get wet. Not to mention they are nice for when you have to go out in the middle of the night to take a leak.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2018 04:46 PM (7qnb5)
Posted by: saf at March 12, 2018 04:46 PM (5IHGB)
a hard day of hiking when it's time to air out my feet and more importantly my boots.
Tell me again how Crocs aren't manly?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:39 PM (Dn4Uq)
Likewise, plus I wear Crocs to protect my feet during stream crossings.
They're fabulous.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 12, 2018 04:47 PM (hUqh+)
This dumb:
@mlcalderone
At SXSW, Beto O'Rourke says there's no reason an AR-15 should be sold to civilians. "I have no idea how that polls and I should give a shit what the NRA" thinks about it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 12, 2018 04:47 PM (KXVP7)
Posted by: a cooper at March 12, 2018 04:48 PM (nFwvY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnapb-30hA
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (qJtVm)
Love that video.
Posted by: Insomniac - chopped liver at March 12, 2018 04:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 04:48 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 04:49 PM (XWkhW)
It is the usual double standards and hypocrisy, but also from past actions while he was not President. It's irritating and such a naked attempt to unseat him now that Russia isn't working out, I imagine it is gonna turn off even democrats.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:49 PM (U+v0Q)
Posted by: dantesed at March 12, 2018 04:49 PM (88xKn)
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Even the fat ginger chef fag?
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:49 PM (2LelM)
But they need to get the word out to be very suspicious of boxes that arrive on your doorstep that you didn't order. God bless those poor families.
Posted by: moki at March 12, 2018 04:49 PM (V+V48)
of roots etc. so you need something on your feet, and it feels damn good
at the end of a long day to take them off and put Crocs on to let your
feet air out. Plus they are light and no big deal if they get wet. Not
to mention they are nice for when you have to go out in the middle of
the night to take a leak.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2018 04:46 PM (7qnb5)
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see Posted by: redc1c4 at March 12, 2018 04:43 PM (sL8H+)
your argument is invalid.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (sL8H+)
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (2LelM)
I think some people suffer from Croc denial.
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:19 PM (r9UYA)
Phrasing.
Posted by: m at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (U6XUk)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (aC6Sd)
Well, you may ask that. And I'm gay.
Posted by: Adam Rippon at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2018 04:51 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 12, 2018 04:45 PM (89T5c)
And his blood alcohol level afterwards was like 1.5?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 04:51 PM (fTKv+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 04:43 PM (QQ+il)
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*snort!*
CNN editorial meetings must be like funerals these days.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Richard Feynman says its still the weekend somewhere at March 12, 2018 04:51 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Boots at March 12, 2018 04:27 PM (EBwPV)
And the tubby commie chef is also a serial groper. Just ick.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 12, 2018 04:51 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:51 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: jmel at March 12, 2018 04:52 PM (fKHHr)
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:52 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Richard Feynman says its still the weekend somewhere at March 12, 2018 04:52 PM (rBnYq)
Still the best.
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at March 12, 2018 04:33 PM (mjCF3)
Thanks.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 12, 2018 04:52 PM (fTKv+)
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at March 12, 2018 04:20 PM (HgMAr)
I love this place.
Posted by: m at March 12, 2018 04:52 PM (U6XUk)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 04:53 PM (8mOxN)
They were good for that but afterward they would not dry out in the humidity and found that slimy feeling very uncomfortable.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:53 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (OLCnA)
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But he'll think of something in October!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2018 04:53 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: a cooper at March 12, 2018 04:48 PM (nFwvY)
And what will you be wearing?
Uggs?
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:53 PM (U+v0Q)
Mental exercise: CNN reports Nork denuclearization.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2018 04:53 PM (XrCyE)
Not to mention they are nice for when you have to go out in the middle of the night to take a leak.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2018 04:46 PM (7qnb5)
Just pick up one of the numerous abandoned plastic bottles and never have to leave the tent! Well, it needs to be one with a cap that works.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 12, 2018 04:53 PM (e1mEI)
You can wear Crocs while you butt-fuck Kodiak bears.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 04:54 PM (QQ+il)
Kim Jong Un desperately wants to sign a peace treaty with President Trump after their one-on-one meeting, and he'll also invite the United States to build an embassy in the hermit kingdom, South Korea media is reporting.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 04:54 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:54 PM (nBr1j)
They were good for that but afterward they would not dry out in the humidity and found that slimy feeling very uncomfortable.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:53 PM (nBr1j)
Yea, that slimy feeling is really gross. Nothing similar to it. Maybe that is why they came up with the fleece lining.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:55 PM (U+v0Q)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:55 PM (MVjcR)
"This Stormy Daniels obsession may backfire on the press"
It's fun to hear college station public radio douches have to talk about this in their moderated whispery serious tone.
LMAO!!!!!!!
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 12, 2018 04:55 PM (AASEZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 04:55 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 12, 2018 04:55 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 04:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 04:55 PM (IdMiN)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Sonny Bono & John Denver - still not as dead as Mueller's investigation.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 04:55 PM (8mOxN)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:55 PM (MVjcR)
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Fight the patriarchy.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 04:56 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:56 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:56 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:56 PM (2LelM)
That is impressive. I can't stand flip flops.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (0ogQG)
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I'll put a rubber band in my goatee. Or maybe turn it into a fu Manchu.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Richard Feynman says its still the weekend somewhere at March 12, 2018 04:52 PM (rBnYq)
And it is worth pointing out he was unemployed before this gig
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (5y11N)
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Beware, any peace dividend will be spent before we see any of it.
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (r9UYA)
Ha. Thus, Crocs Anonymous.
Probably some secret Croc wearers here who won't come outta the closet.
And, I've never heard of Keens.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 04:58 PM (U+v0Q)
I think the missing Russian collusion documents may be in that plane.
You, know the ones that Stormy Daniels gave to Christopher Steele.
And that's why Melania won't hold Donald's hand.
And that's why he needs two scoops of ice cream.
This. Is CNN.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 12, 2018 04:58 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2018 04:58 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 04:58 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (nBr1j)
I used to take flip-flops for backpacking because they packed flat but they are useless for stream crossing.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (hUqh+)
so yeah, Crocs aren't manly.
But where I backpack, there be scorpions. Bare feet around camp, no thanks.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (Dn4Uq)
three Pilipino girls toting ice chests full of pop on their shoulders.
They were all wearing flip-flops. This is some tough terrain that
combined with the humidity was kicking our Marine assess. They were cool
as cucumbers. I've never been so impressed by a woman.
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:56 PM (2LelM)
So, the Phlips were wearing flops? Sorry I couldn't resist. I denounce myself.
Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (gbWkA)
Posted by: Adam Rippon at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (398bZ)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (arhmY)
Isn't the time right to bring in the gay guy with the lisp?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (nBr1j)
Flip-flops say "summertime"! I love flip-flops. I remember back when we used to call them "thongs".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (MVjcR)
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Beard jewelry. Maybe Jewells can customize something for you! Like a spent shell casing.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (oMtOd)
Good thinking. The scorpions will take one look at the Crocs and die laughing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 05:00 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (MVjcR)
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Beard jewelry. Maybe Jewells can customize something for you! Like a spent shell casing.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM
.
.
.At one point my beard was so long I could braid it. I called it my Viking War Braids.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 05:00 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (oMtOd)
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Or tiny beads and a little bell.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:00 PM (MVjcR)
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Mental exercise: CNN reports Nork denuclearization.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 12, 2018 04:53 PM (XrCyE)================
Something along these lines:
"The unified Republic of Korea strongly objected today to the colonial approach the Trump Administration is taking toward the culmination of the sixty year process of unification. Prominent K-Pop artist Kim yo-Jong said, "For many generations, Koreans have worked toward this moment and we must take the greatest exception to the Americans attempting to seize credit after only one year of involvement, especially white men with orange hair!"
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Richard Feynman says its still the weekend somewhere at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (rBnYq)
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#meneither - $150 dollars for a pair of plastic shoes.
You can get plastic shoes at Payless for a lot less.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Ronster at March 12, 2018 04:17 PM (MAzx1)
redundant sucks is included in cnn
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (BtQd4)
"I you combined Maxine Walters brain with Joe Biden's brain would that add up to one full brain?"
No.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (AASEZ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (IdMiN)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (MVjcR)
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I approve.
Posted by: Captain Lou Albano at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: DanMan at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:00 PM (MVjcR)
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Corn rows?
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Under Fire
I had McDonald's knock offs.
I called them Ray Krocs.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (8mOxN)
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I'll put a rubber band in my goatee. Or maybe turn it into a fu Manchu.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (MVjcR)
You have a goatee?
Does every man on this board have a beard? (Shut up...not that kind.)
One ONT it became all about wax and combs and all the stuff for facial hair. It was...weird. I never think of any of the guys with facial hair...probably because I don't encounter it in real life very often.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (U+v0Q)
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Adam Rippon at March 12, 2018 04:38 PM (398bZ)
Sorry. Male figure skater overrides and tops all gay stereotypes.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (LiyEm)
They think this gives them a free pass to report Stormy Daniels.
But to really make it even, shouldn't they wait another 20 years before reporting any sexual allegations against PDT? That's how long it took them for their mea culpa on slick Willy.
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (EzdLW)
"tubby commie chef "
Look, he'll give you a recipe for the best brownies you'll ever eat, the perfect comfort food, if you just let him get his hand down your pants.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (AASEZ)
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (oMtOd)
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Corn rows are my new goal. Thank you.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (MVjcR)
Anyone else think this as well?
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (aC6Sd)
It might distract from the Crocs.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (IdMiN)
Nooooooo. All kinds of no. Especially black socks. But no.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (U+v0Q)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (IdMiN)
As a combination? Never.
Leather Bible sandals are awesome. The new fangled "sport" sandals ... not so much. They're not gay like Crocs, they're just sort of pathetic.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (8gDQu)
Anyone else think this as well?
Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (aC6Sd)
Coat and tie with walking shorts. Set yourself apart.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
You must live in Minnesota, Iowa, N Dakota or Florida to wear them.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (8mOxN)
A young "problem" employee he tried to give a break to finally blew it.
A month ago he went clubbing on the company credit card. Sigh. So husband took his card away and gave him One More Chance.
Well, today they discovered the petty cash drawer empty. Got the kid on video coming into the offices over the weekend emptying the drawer.
My husband feels bad about the kid because he comes from a rough background, but he's got a drinking and pill problem. Very bright kid, but effed up. Anyhow, husband let him go, now has to change the door codes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (ptqGC)
Anyone else think this as well?
Posted by: Skip
kerchief.
with crocs on it.
Posted by: a cooper at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 05:04 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (8gDQu)
You're wearing them wrong.
Posted by: BignJames at March 12, 2018 05:04 PM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Adam Rippon at March 12, 2018 05:04 PM (398bZ)
You have a goatee?
Does every man on this board have a beard? (Shut up...not that kind.)
One ONT it became all about wax and combs and all the stuff for facial hair. It was...weird. I never think of any of the guys with facial hair...probably because I don't encounter it in real life very often.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (U+v0Q)
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Yep! It helps hide my face.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:04 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (MVjcR)
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My pleasure. Any other fashion questions, you know who to come to.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 05:04 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Richard Feynman says its still the weekend somewhere at March 12, 2018 05:04 PM (rBnYq)
I you combined Maxine Walters brain with Joe Biden's brain would that add up to one full brain?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (nBr1j)
No, it's like comparing imaginary numbers to real ones.
Posted by: jim at March 12, 2018 04:34 PM (gjGvH)
Nope it would be like a B Hussein, Moochelle, and Rachael Dolezal Netflix show, not even 2 negros combined.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:04 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 04:57 PM (MVjcR)
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Beard jewelry. Maybe Jewells can customize something for you! Like a spent shell casing.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (oMtOd)
I am laughing so hard at that visual.
Either beads, or tiny ribbons.
And personally, I am a sucker for a fu manchu. My husband won't grow one, which is a sad for me. They remind me of being young in Texas.
Posted by: moki at March 12, 2018 05:05 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 05:05 PM (r9UYA)
So what is the Hordes position on socks and sandals?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
You must live in Minnesota, Iowa, N Dakota or Florida to wear them.
Or an old Italian guy who lives anywhere.
Posted by: tu3031 at March 12, 2018 05:05 PM (O5Q3r)
___________________________________________
All Trump has to do is go into the White House press room and show clips of Stormy getting dick-whipped in the face and this story goes away.
Posted by: Eliot Spitzer at March 12, 2018 05:05 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (IdMiN)
Only too and from a gay bar.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 12, 2018 05:05 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 12, 2018 05:05 PM (di1hb)
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Every necktie I own is striped. For real.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:05 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (qM84C)
I expect Bill Nye wears socks and sandals.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (nBr1j)
https://youtu.be/PCcgBLizbzc
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (ENmf2)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (IdMiN)
Nooooooo. All kinds of no. Especially black socks. But no.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (U+v0Q)
Wife and I have agreement. If I leave the house in black sox and topsiders or flipflops, shot me. I am already dead.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (BtQd4)
Anybody wanna see how the legislative sausage is made in Maryland.
The city of Baltimore put forth a bill to make possession of removable magazines with a capacity of ten rounds or greater illegal.
Hilarity soon followed.
http://tinyurl.com/ya8pgt9m
Discussion on the Bill starts around 3:05:38
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 12, 2018 05:07 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (nBr1j)
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And pink shorts.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 05:07 PM (oMtOd)
A young "problem" employee he tried to give a break to finally blew it.
A month ago he went clubbing on the company credit card. Sigh. So husband took his card away and gave him One More Chance.
Well, today they discovered the petty cash drawer empty. Got the kid on video coming into the offices over the weekend emptying the drawer.
My husband feels bad about the kid because he comes from a rough background, but he's got a drinking and pill problem. Very bright kid, but effed up. Anyhow, husband let him go, now has to change the door codes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (ptqGC)
Holy crap!
So sorry for you and husband, Jane. The kid needs to learn a hard lesson. I would also advise you and husband being extra vigilant for a while, in case the kid decides to take out his anger/frustration on you.
Posted by: moki at March 12, 2018 05:07 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (nBr1j)
And his socks are those weird "foot gloves" with the individual toes.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:07 PM (8gDQu)
https://tinyurl.com/y9rtathu
Video games indoctrinate people to become conservative. Maybe they have a point here. Liberalism is essentially a whiny avoidance of conflict and challenge, so the premise of any interesting game would have to be "conservative" in nature.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 05:07 PM (/qEW2)
Anyone else think this as well?
Posted by: Skip
kerchief.
with crocs on it.
Posted by: a cooper
Ascot.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:07 PM (8mOxN)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (IdMiN)
Nooooooo. All kinds of no. Especially black socks. But no.
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As a kid in Taiwan all the kids got those white cotton footies to wear with their sandals. They really are nice around the house with flip flops.
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 05:07 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:08 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
Not since they filed for bankruptcy and closed all their stores.
*I don't actually know if they have all been closed yet; recent newz tho*
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2018 05:08 PM (0ogQG)
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Beard jewelry. Maybe Jewells can customize something for you! Like a spent shell casing.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 04:59 PM (oMtOd)
I am laughing so hard at that visual.
Either beads, or tiny ribbons.
And personally, I am a sucker for a fu manchu. My husband won't grow one, which is a sad for me. They remind me of being young in Texas.
Posted by: moki at March 12, 2018 05:05 PM (V+V4
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Last time we were in Ottawa I bought earrings made out of .22 cal rounds for our lib friend. Pretty sure they weren't live.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:08 PM (MVjcR)
Though I would rather wear crocs than penny loafers with no socks with shorts.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:08 PM (IdMiN)
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 05:08 PM (2LelM)
Does every man on this board have a beard?
__________________
I've had one for a long time, and man is she a pain in the ass (and not in the good way).
Posted by: Barry Obama at March 12, 2018 05:09 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2018 05:09 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 05:09 PM (r9UYA)
Does every man on this board have a beard?
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:02 PM (U+v0Q)
No. Clean shaven with a high and tight.
I try to keep up with eyebrows, nose, and ears.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 12, 2018 05:09 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 05:09 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 05:09 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 05:09 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:08 PM (MVjcR)
Awww, I would have worn them!
Got husband a 50 cal pen for Christmas. He loves the thing.
Posted by: moki at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (gbWkA)
I expect Bill Nye wears socks and sandals.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (nBr1j)
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Are we talking Birkenstocks? They're not gay, just pretentious. I think Crocs are infinitely more distasteful. No one should wear either unless forced to do so at gunpoint.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (zLDYs)
Shit. Just got out my bike and rode some hills with underinflated tires. Damn, dam, damn that hurts.
Protip: Put air in tires in spring. 10 psi don't cut it.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (LOgQ4)
__________________
Just don't try them on near the wall mirrors . . . .
Posted by: Paramedics at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 12, 2018 05:05 PM (hUqh+)
A gay guy would never wear socks and sandals. They'd revoke his gay card.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (U+v0Q)
So what is the Hordes position on socks and sandals?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (IdMiN)
Nooooooo. All kinds of no. Especially black socks. But no.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (U+v0Q)
Hand off my green socks and Birkenstocks....
Posted by: A German at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (XWkhW)
Though I would rather wear crocs than penny loafers with no socks with shorts.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:08 PM (IdMiN)
Snake boots. No one can see the socks.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 05:09 PM (r9UYA)
I wore speedos. Everyone who's been on a swim team has worn speedos. They are what bathing suits are supposed to be, not the stupid half-gauchos that the guys all wear, these days. Those are generally for people who tend to drown.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (8gDQu)
I try to keep up with eyebrows, nose, and ears."
I know of no other grooming standard.
I may skip a shave on a Saturday morning several times a year though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Oooooh!
Penny loafers with socks, shorts, button down shirt & bow tie!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (8mOxN)
https://tinyurl.com/o258hre
Posted by: Javems at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (bVEBo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (MVjcR)
Still not acceptable. We all have to die, we don't have to lose our dignity.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 05:12 PM (/tuJf)
A young "problem" employee he tried to give a break to finally blew it.
A month ago he went clubbing on the company credit card. Sigh. So husband took his card away and gave him One More Chance.
Well, today they discovered the petty cash drawer empty. Got the kid
on video coming into the offices over the weekend emptying the drawer.
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That is very sad. I've had similar issues in the past and firing the employee in question is always hard, but not firing the person (ie, keeping them around in some misguided hope) is worse.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Richard Feynman says its still the weekend somewhere at March 12, 2018 05:12 PM (rBnYq)
A young "problem" employee he tried to give a break to finally blew it.
A month ago he went clubbing on the company credit card. Sigh. So husband took his card away and gave him One More Chance.
Well, today they discovered the petty cash drawer empty. Got the kid on video coming into the offices over the weekend emptying the drawer.
My husband feels bad about the kid because he comes from a rough background, but he's got a drinking and pill problem. Very bright kid, but effed up. Anyhow, husband let him go, now has to change the door codes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (ptqGC)
Holy crap!
So sorry for you and husband, Jane. The kid needs to learn a hard lesson. I would also advise you and husband being extra vigilant for a while, in case the kid decides to take out his anger/frustration on you.
Posted by: moki at March 12, 2018 05:07 PM (V+V4
Sometimes Jail is the best thing to happen. Some people need to hit bottom.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 12, 2018 05:12 PM (dKiJG)
I expect Bill Nye wears socks and sandals.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (nBr1j)
Bill Nye wears a bowtie and that right there makes him untrustworthy in my book.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:12 PM (U+v0Q)
I had an idea years ago that really would have worked. Take the base engine that runs the Deer Hunter PS4 game, then change out the forest background for something a lot more dusty and urban, middle eastern style. And change out the deer for Hamas members with head scarves, call it Pali Hunter.
I swear it could make the big bucks.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:12 PM (k1TUh)
I think we've actually rocketed past all that.
Posted by: Mega at March 12, 2018 05:12 PM (rv0Fo)
Penny loafers with socks, shorts, button down shirt & bow tie!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (8mOxN)
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I actually know someone who would wear this, at least most of this. Not related to me, I hasten to add.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 05:12 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: jmt at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (I8vjj)
I try to keep up with eyebrows, nose, and ears."
I know of no other grooming standard.
I may skip a shave on a Saturday morning several times a year though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
The day I retire is the day I start looking like red green.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (8mOxN)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (MVjcR)
Those people just LOVE it when you try to take there favorite game away.
Excellent plan.
Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (IkIB1)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (8gDQu)
So you're saying that durability isn't really an issue then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (Mouru)
Penny loafers with socks, shorts, button down shirt & bow tie!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (8mOxN)
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I actually know someone who would wear this, at least most of this. Not related to me, I hasten to add.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 05:12 PM (oMtOd)
The socks have to be knee highs.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Tommy Chong at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (arhmY)
Flip-flops say "summertime"! I love flip-flops. I remember back when we used to call them "thongs".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
thongs and flip-flops?
oooh, it's a date!
Posted by: Andrson Cooper at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (IkIB1)
Posted by: Weasel
yeah, what's prison got do with gayness?
Posted by: a cooper at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Richard Feynman says its still the weekend somewhere at March 12, 2018 05:12 PM (rBnYq)
Yea, then it becomes enabling. He's lucky your husband just fired him and didn't take the videos to the police or press charges.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (U+v0Q)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (MVjcR)
Tucked-in shirt, or no tuck-in shirt?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (nBr1j)
I suspect Bill sticks his dick in crocs
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (BtQd4)
So you're saying that durability isn't really an issue then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (Mouru)
You lost me.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (8gDQu)
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And it will always be thus. If you can't win you don't play.
Posted by: Decaf at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (/3+Sg)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (nBr1j)
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I'll let him know. He may get huffy about that.
Posted by: bluebell at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (oMtOd)
Penny loafers with socks, shorts, button down shirt & bow tie!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (8mOxN)
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But only with really skinny legs.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:15 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Gumby at March 12, 2018 04:50 PM (2LelM)
How great would that be.
Posted by: m at March 12, 2018 05:15 PM (U6XUk)
Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (gbWkA)
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Yes! I've seen those once or twice. They are a SCAM. They claim that for runners it will reduce the damage to your feet. Turns out there's no basis to it. Like miracle pills or superfood.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 05:15 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (8mOxN)
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I actually know someone who would wear this, at least most of this. Not related to me, I hasten to add.
Posted by: bluebell
Is his name Sheldon Cooper?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 12, 2018 05:15 PM (8mOxN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (Mouru)
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Tucked of course.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:15 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (Mouru)
Would an Untuck it shirt make you as douchey as its creator?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:15 PM (IdMiN)
oooh, it's a date!
Posted by: Andrson Cooper at March 12, 2018 05:13 PM (EzdLW)
You bringing the sailor hat?
Posted by: Shep Smith at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (4ErVI)
I thought Crocs were prison shoes.
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:11 PM (MVjcR)
Those are Jellies.
Didn't bluebell fill you in?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Lizzy Warren at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:14 PM (8gDQu)
I'd clarify but nothing is worse than explaining a joke.
Well, okay, Hillary Clinton as president is worse than explaining a joke, but you catch my drift.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (Mouru)
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=78204
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (ENmf2)
So sorry for you and husband, Jane. The kid needs to learn a hard
lesson. I would also advise you and husband being extra vigilant for a
while, in case the kid decides to take out his anger/frustration on you.
Posted by: moki at March 12, 2018 05:07 PM (V+V4
My husband feels terrible for the kid. He's younger than our son, very bright IT-wise, but comes from a screwed up background. He actually said to my husband, "I wondered how long it would take you to check the video. I guess I screwed up."
Sometimes trying to help someone out bites you in the butt.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Senator Edward Kennedy at March 12, 2018 05:17 PM (arhmY)
Meh. I read "lower Manhattan" and started to get kind of excited.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:17 PM (Mouru)
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I would let Dolph crush me.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (Mouru)
I BEG TO DIFFER.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (IUM2p)
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=78204
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (ENmf2)
Well ... the current estimate is +- 12,000 miles ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (8gDQu)
Sometimes trying to help someone out bites you in the butt.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (ptqGC)
If you're partying on the company dime, and cleaning out the petty cash, he's not very bright.
Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (QQ+il)
That is very sad. I've had similar issues in the past and firing the employee in question is always hard, but not firing the person (ie, keeping them around in some misguided hope) is worse."
A thief is a thief is a thief. This was a particularly stupid one. Smart ones are worse - My sister a while back took over a job as an apartment office manager for a family friend, they'd had to fire the hispanic woman who'd been running it for about 5 years. Basically, more and more accounts weren't matching up, and when she was asked to clarify what was wrong, the woman accused her bosses of all being White Racists for questioning her and stormed off the job.
Now that sis has been straightening things out for a couple of months, it's looking like the ex-office manager had been skimming at least 10K off the company accounts *Every* *Month*, had a lot of clever ways to do it. No telling how long she'd been doing it, owners are amazed at how much their monthly profits have jumped in just two months.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (r9UYA)
___________________________________________
I'm sure Michael Moore's own gravitational pull is to blame.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (r9UYA)
Send Shep Smith in. He's awesome at finding packages.
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (lKs2v)
...but he is a thief.
Posted by: BignJames at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (0+nbW)
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=78204
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (ENmf2)
One could only hope - lookin' at you Detroit.
If were to hit Detroit, how could we tell?
Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (gbWkA)
Call sign - Wi Tu Hi
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (ptqGC)
I wouldn't.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (qJtVm)
The Poles and the French had no choice in the matter.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Morton at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (TNhee)
Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (lKs2v)
Yeah, there's that. What's sad is the job he was hired for had great benefits and he could have done really well.
Poor, pathetic kid.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM
Supposedly they're going to the moon.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 12, 2018 05:20 PM (2NqXo)
Who do you think is the greatest thinker in all mankind? Aristotle? And there you go: sandals. Perhaps the most comfortable shoe there is. You hardly even know you have them on.
...Confucius: thongs.
...Einstein: loose loafers.
That's the long and short of it.
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at March 12, 2018 05:20 PM (EzdLW)
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=78204
Is baja Michigan US territory?
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:20 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 12, 2018 05:16 PM (ptqGC)
I wouldn't.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (8gDQu)
I would definitely be carrying.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 05:20 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Weasel at March 12, 2018 05:20 PM (MVjcR)
But we must fight Global Warmering, so give us your Money!
Posted by: Don Q. at March 12, 2018 05:20 PM (NgKpN)
The sudden increase in property values might be a clue.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 12, 2018 05:21 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (U+v0Q)
That's why only wear them to and from the club. Ask any USMC guy - It's not gay if you're underway...I think that's what they meant.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 12, 2018 05:21 PM (hUqh+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 05:21 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2018 05:22 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:22 PM (IdMiN)
But they could get demerits for this.
http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2018/03/12/midshipmen-drug-use/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 12, 2018 05:22 PM (EyPfd)
That is very sad. I've had similar issues in the past and firing the employee in question is always hard, but not firing the person (ie, keeping them around in some misguided hope) is worse."
A thief is a thief is a thief. This was a particularly stupid one. Smart ones are worse - My sister a while back took over a job as an apartment office manager for a family friend, they'd had to fire the hispanic woman who'd been running it for about 5 years. Basically, more and more accounts weren't matching up, and when she was asked to clarify what was wrong, the woman accused her bosses of all being White Racists for questioning her and stormed off the job.
Now that sis has been straightening things out for a couple of months, it's looking like the ex-office manager had been skimming at least 10K off the company accounts *Every* *Month*, had a lot of clever ways to do it. No telling how long she'd been doing it, owners are amazed at how much their monthly profits have jumped in just two months.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (k1TUh)
One of my cousins works for a company that had been in business for quite a while. There were like 3 or 4 owners of it. They eventually bought out one of the owners. December was always in the red for them. The December after they bought this guy out, they were in the black. Things that make you go hmmmmm.
Posted by: buzzion at March 12, 2018 05:22 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 12, 2018 05:24 PM (gC2IV)
But we must fight Global Warmering, so give us your Money!
Posted by: Don Q. at March 12, 2018 05:20 PM (NgKpN)
Oh yeah
So there was spoiled food and wine and Pasteur worked to find pasteurization.
So the was venereal disease and dr ehrlich created a magic bullet.
So there is maybe a change we can measure (or not) and we raise taxes.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:24 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 12, 2018 05:25 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 05:25 PM (IkIB1)
Posted by: Under Fire at March 12, 2018 05:25 PM (r9UYA)
2018/03/11/daily-mail-trudeau-drag/
Drag Queen Justine?
Posted by: Morton at March 12, 2018 05:19 PM (TNhee)
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Hah! I can't believe the imbecile didn't stay quiet and just let everybody *think* it was Trudeau.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 05:25 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at March 12, 2018 05:26 PM (nBr1j)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6gzsBhZrE8
Posted by: Hands at March 12, 2018 05:26 PM (EzdLW)
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I Think J. SessionZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ is funnier stick with it Chuckles
Posted by: DeploraBOT at March 12, 2018 05:26 PM (y3aQB)
I was honestly unaware that the Chinese had a space station, or a manned space program for that matter.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM
Supposedly they're going to the moon.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 12, 2018 05:20 PM
.
.
.I recently read a serious article about how the Chinese were going to be the first to put a man on Mars.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 05:27 PM (+Dllb)
Drives me nuts to when I put something in a bin and see that some lazy idiot/d-bag has put paper towels in the recycle or completely dirty microwave food tray in recycle etc. It takes just a fraction of a second to move your hand 12 or 24 inches to the correct container, add a few seconds ONE time to read and comprehend what should go where, and for pitys sake when in doubt put stuff in the plain trash.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 12, 2018 05:28 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:28 PM (IdMiN)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 12, 2018 05:29 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (IdMiN)
Nooooooo. All kinds of no. Especially black socks. But no.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:03 PM (U+v0Q)
Wife and I have agreement. If I leave the house in black sox and topsiders or flipflops, shot me. I am already dead.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:06 PM (BtQd4)
I always wonder about the couples where the guy is rocking the socks and sandals look. Bcz most wives alert their husbands it is not a good look. So when I see a woman who is not a slob, with a husband in the black socks and sandals, I wonder what went down.
I envision an argument before they left the house. Or the man is ticked at his wife so it is a passive-aggressive way to embarrass her. Luckily I don't see it often. And luckily I've never see it in a bar. A few drinks in me and I'd wander up and ask.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:29 PM (U+v0Q)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at March 12, 2018 05:31 PM (NPYdq)
Back in the 1980s, I was a lifeguard for the state of New York.
One day a woman came over to my lifeguard chair and told me there was a man with a gun on the beach. I looked over and some greased-up, pot-bellied gavone is walking the beach in an aquamarine speedo with a revolver in a pancake holster on his hip.
I call for the police (because I want to have someone who can shoot back if things go south) and approach the guy myself. PD just watched from behind a tree. My mother didn't raise a hero.
Anyway, I talked to the guy. Turns out the hairy greaseball was a New York State Corrections Officer. He said he was required to carry his weapons at all times. Got all "It's my right. . ., " on me.
I told him no one at the beach was going to go after him and on balance, scaring the crap out everybody was kinda irresponsible. I told him to put the gun in a gym bag and carry the gym bag around. He did and I never saw the spaghetti bender again.
Speedos and holstered revolvers. That's what I'm talking about.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 12, 2018 05:31 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 05:04 PM
I only wear them after a long day of hiking. At that point I could give a shit what I look like. I need something light weight that I can wear to let my boots dry and not care if it gets wet. They feel pretty damn good after 17 miles in rough terrain with 40+ lbs. on your back.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2018 05:31 PM (7qnb5)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 05:18 PM (qJtVm)
The Poles and the French had no choice in the matter.
Yeah, but that wasn't *the* Dolph, just *a* Dolph.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 12, 2018 05:32 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:29 PM (U+v0Q)
Bet you're a hit at parties.
Posted by: BignJames at March 12, 2018 05:32 PM (0+nbW)
at his wife so it is a passive-aggressive way to embarrass her.
^^^
Or maybe he just likes socks and sandals.
Nah. You're right.
It's all about "her".
Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 05:32 PM (IkIB1)
No one wants to admit that there's no reason to send men to Mars - what would work far better would be some sophisticated A.I. managed exploration vehicles, and several transmission/relay satellites in Mars orbit to aid in communications.
Do that, and you do away with all that weight and expense associated with life support systems.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:32 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 12, 2018 05:27 PM (+Dllb)
They would plan to get him back eventually.
Posted by: Mikey NTH at March 12, 2018 05:32 PM (0QYMt)
Best small dick pron I have ever seen
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:33 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Archer at March 12, 2018 05:10 PM (gbWkA)
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Yes! I've seen those once or twice. They are a SCAM. They claim that for runners it will reduce the damage to your feet. Turns out there's no basis to it. Like miracle pills or superfood.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at March 12, 2018 05:15 PM (/qEW2)
*sighs*
Posted by: Fabulous Ninja at March 12, 2018 05:33 PM (iZTGz)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb6pyhj8
Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2018 05:33 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:34 PM (U+v0Q)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at March 12, 2018 05:01 PM (IdMiN)
Nooooooo. All kinds of no. Especially black socks. But no.
What about red and yellow striped ones, with individual toes in alternating colors?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 12, 2018 05:35 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at March 12, 2018 05:35 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:35 PM (k1TUh)
Best small dick pron I have ever seen
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:33 PM (BtQd4)
Worst thing about getting hit by Chinese space junk is that two hours later . . . .
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2018 05:35 PM (iZTGz)
Did they have any plans to bring him back to Earth?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 12, 2018 05:35 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:35 PM (U+v0Q)
For the record, I have (never) worn a Speedo nor will I ever wear a Speedo.
Posted by: Under Fire
You have to be familiar with the area for it to make sense but you have Rehoboth Beach, family area, then a mile or three further south down the beach a town infinitely more gayish. We're staying at RB. There's really no way to take a long walk on the beach north, only south.
I was wearing an International Male (totally not ghey) bathing suit and the wife a string bikini and we took a long walk down the beach. At a certain point she turned to me and said, "Let's go back. When more men are turning their heads to look at you then me, it's time to head home."
She has an infinitely more pronounced sense of gaydar then I do.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 12, 2018 05:35 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:34 PM (U+v0Q)
Best shirt I ever saw was bunch of family entering state fair of texas. 1 guy had and I shaved my balls for this shirt
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:36 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: REDACTED. at March 12, 2018 05:36 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 05:36 PM (CAKgV)
Best small dick pron I have ever seen
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:33 PM (BtQd4)
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I laffed.
Ain't no shame.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Gamestress of Triskelion at March 12, 2018 05:37 PM (qJtVm)
Do that, and you do away with all that weight and expense associated with life support systems.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:32 PM (k1TUh)
Yeah. One would think that the Moon would be the rational place to have the first ex-Earth colony. All the advantages of being off the Earth and close enough to have decent communications (along with the great advantage of always have direct sight to the Earth on the near side) and actual cargo missions back and forth.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:37 PM (8gDQu)
Mars mission = suicide mission.
Let China, India, the Rooskies, etc be the first ones to feel the shame.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at March 12, 2018 05:37 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 12, 2018 05:31 PM (7qnb5)
Gay backpacker, likes long walk in the woods, seeking same.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 12, 2018 05:38 PM (iZTGz)
As God is my witness, I was thinking orbiting cargo boat when I typed Chinese Space Junk.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 12, 2018 05:38 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Under Fire
As I have age, I have begun to take fashion advice from Darth Vader - Long Flowing Robes are my best look.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:38 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:32 PM
What's the point of going into space if you are not going to send people?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 12, 2018 05:38 PM (roQNm)
You would hate it here. But then, this is the beach.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2018 05:38 PM (/tuJf)
Otherwise, I think if a guy is wearing speedos he is also sending unsolicited dick pics.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:38 PM (U+v0Q)
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 05:36 PM (CAKgV)
How about a speedo at the food store?
Posted by: REDACTED. at March 12, 2018 05:39 PM (VWsDy)
Posted by: REDACTED. at March 12, 2018 05:36 PM (VWsDy)
I see she told Indians (far east not liz w) that she lost cause white men made theirs wives vote for Trump. As a white man that has never been able to make her wife check her oil in the last 34 years, I resent this.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:40 PM (BtQd4)
....
Golgafrincham Ark Fleet Ship B
We could start a rumor that Obama is the President of Mars for Life.
Posted by: woody summer at March 12, 2018 05:41 PM (IkIB1)
The beach is fine. THIS is the DC metro, and I don't want to see a guy's feet. It's ghey or dorky or sloppy depending on the guy.
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 05:41 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: REDACTED. at March 12, 2018 05:39 PM (VWsDy)
*aaaccckkkk*
*drops groceries and runs for the nearest exit*
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:41 PM (U+v0Q)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 12, 2018 05:40 PM (BtQd4)
The only time I got a white woman to agree with me is when I ask my ex for a divorce
Posted by: REDACTED. at March 12, 2018 05:42 PM (VWsDy)
Nurses and chefs love em.
Posted by: SarahW at March 12, 2018 05:42 PM (Sp1NT)
on video coming into the offices over the weekend emptying the drawer.
Well, at least he didn't pull a knife on another employee.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 12, 2018 05:42 PM (dUJdY)
Nurses and chefs love em.
Posted by: SarahW at March 12, 2018 05:42 PM (Sp1NT)
They're the ones who used to wear clogs 30 years ago. And the doctors. Man ... that was just sad.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 12, 2018 05:44 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 05:44 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:32 PM
What's the point of going into space if you are not going to send people?"
The purpose is exploration and discovery, isn't it? The only reason men were ever put on top of rockets was because towards the end of the Eisenhower administration, it became obvious that American's weren't going to support putting huge amounts of money into rocketry unless there were human faces and drama associated with it.
But now - the first nation that seriously explores Mars is going to be the one that decides to automate it and do it with AI, because the cost is going to be an order of magnitude lower to do it that way. Might very well be China that does it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2018 05:45 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: REDACTED. at March 12, 2018 05:42 PM (VWsDy)
Long story short, I was on a radio call in show with Richard Roeper a few years back, and he said "I totally agree with you Gumdrop Gorilla".
I wanted to make up T-shirts. Better than hearing "I love you".
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:45 PM (U+v0Q)
I never go to the gay Whole Foods...
Posted by: dagny at March 12, 2018 05:45 PM (CAKgV)
Posted by: James Earl Jones, the voice of Star Wars' Darth Vader at March 12, 2018 05:47 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at March 12, 2018 05:45 PM (U+v0Q)
Want
Posted by: REDACTED. at March 12, 2018 05:48 PM (VWsDy)
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