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So our friends lost their sweet setter Pete today. He and some other dogs surprised a black bear while on a hike. Pete bravely protected the rest of the crew who got to safety. Pete later succumbed to his injuries. He was an older guy and went out a true hero. RIP PETE THE HERO! pic.twitter.com/a3W5q9DHbc
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1 Hi

Posted by: Mr something or other at February 16, 2018 10:00 PM (GWVcB)

2 Thir$#383t!

Posted by: Zettai roshia-no Botto at February 16, 2018 10:00 PM (e9G8E)

3 here

Posted by: concrete girl at February 16, 2018 10:00 PM (SJBL7)

4 Kaboom!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 10:00 PM (qJtVm)

5 Life is a boxing ring and you are going to take some nasty hits. When you reach the end, will it have been worth it? How did you die?

https://tinyurl.com/y89g3nl7

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at February 16, 2018 10:01 PM (2Z1zB)

6 So not close!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 10:01 PM (qJtVm)

7 Night

Posted by: Mr something or other at February 16, 2018 10:01 PM (GWVcB)

8 ONT Yeah.

Posted by: X-ray at February 16, 2018 10:01 PM (hEe9g)

9 #1?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 16, 2018 10:01 PM (nWc4E)

10 Nice...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at February 16, 2018 10:02 PM (7LY+6)

11 Sorry, just went to open a jar of mayo and missed my big chance!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 16, 2018 10:02 PM (nWc4E)

12 Thanks for the ONT.

Pete was a good boy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 10:02 PM (cfHE9)

13 Good evening all

Posted by: CN at February 16, 2018 10:02 PM (5gaNQ)

14
Valhalla awaits, Pete!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2018 10:03 PM (jxJXu)

15 Oops...

Posted by: Zettai roshia-no Botto at February 16, 2018 10:03 PM (e9G8E)

16 Fine ...

Lucky Strikes > Lucky Charms ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:03 PM (fiGNd)

17 Aw, poor puppy

Posted by: NCKate at February 16, 2018 10:04 PM (Wd1rb)

18 The New Animism

In denying the spiritual in a knee-jerk fashion, modern philosophers and misunderstanding scientists have had to tackle with the entire concept of consciousness.

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14414

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 16, 2018 10:04 PM (itfg0)

19 I just tried the Arby's 'Nashville Hot Fish Deluxe' sandwich. That is a pretty good spicy fish sandwich for fast food.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 10:05 PM (cfHE9)

20 Thanks WD, maybe there is still hope for what remains of humanity!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 10:05 PM (gwPgz)

21
And good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2018 10:06 PM (xlcmK)

22 Evening all!

All dogs go to Heaven.

In my mind St. Peter kneels at the gate with his arms spread wide and says *Who's a good boy!!*

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2018 10:07 PM (tr2D7)

23 BTW, this is what you get when I don't get home until 9:30 - no commentary!

Posted by: Weirddave at February 16, 2018 10:07 PM (Nyyc4)

24 I wish I could send the story of the UPS worker to Clarence Thomas. He recently talked about the victimology that has taken over the Country. I think this would cheer him up a little bit.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 10:08 PM (F4kQO)

25 In my mind St. Peter kneels at the gate with his arms spread wide and says *Who's a good boy!!*

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2018 10:07 PM (tr2D7)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 10:08 PM (cfHE9)

26 The protein dragging the endorphin is simply amazing.

Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2018 10:08 PM (jm1YL)

27 Ol' Pete ...

... man, that's dogs for you. I like 'em. Much more than people.

You show me somebody that beats their dog. I'll show you an asshole.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:08 PM (fiGNd)

28 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at February 16, 2018 10:08 PM (ayUOl)

29 27. As my grandfather told me ' There are no truly bad dogs and there are no truly good men.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:09 PM (fA1SL)

30 Black Panther quick and dirty review.

It was good!

One of the better movies Marvel Films has made to date. Would definitely recommend.

Posted by: Robert at February 16, 2018 10:10 PM (ayUOl)

31 I may be already drunk...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 16, 2018 10:10 PM (e9G8E)

32 Disappointed that none of the things the "kids say to teachers" involved helicopters.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 10:10 PM (HScFq)

33 In my mind St. Peter kneels at the gate with his arms spread wide and says *Who's a good boy!!*

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2018 10:07 PM (tr2D7)

I subscribe to Will Rogers on this ...

... if there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:10 PM (fiGNd)

34 surprised a black bear while on a hike.
--------

Black bear are generally pretty shy, but running into one unexpectedly is disconcerting, especially at night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 10:10 PM (c/EDo)

35 17 Aw, poor puppy
Posted by: NCKate at February 16, 2018 10:04 PM (Wd1rb)

Not a poor dog. He went out protecting the group to the death. Most any dog would do the same in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 10:10 PM (cfHE9)

36 Skiers..question. Why do they bang their poles together right before they start their runs?

Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2018 10:11 PM (jm1YL)

37 The flyover video was great. But wasn't the Super Bowl played in a domed stadium? I'm confused.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

38 Took me a second to come up with the real answer to the test question.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 10:11 PM (F4kQO)

39 Pete the Hero Dog.

That dog needs a statue or some kind of monument, in honor of his courage, bravery and valor.

I'll commit the first $20 to help with the funding.

Now, I'm not the guy to run the funding site, 'cause I don't know nuttin' 'bout birfin' no fundin'.

Someone sets something up, I'll kick in that $20 though.

Good doggy. GOOD boy!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2018 10:11 PM (QzJWU)

40 Friday night. 39,146 days without a firearms homicide.

Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with & Platinum Membership at February 16, 2018 10:12 PM (ywqmY)

41 Not a poor dog. He went out protecting the group to the death. Most any dog would do the same in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

They're brave and loyal like that. American/Euro apparatchiks could learn a thing or 2 from them.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 10:12 PM (HScFq)

42 There are no truly bad dogs and there are no truly good men.

That should be engraved in marble somewhere.

I'm not blowing smoke up your ass - that is some profound shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:13 PM (fiGNd)

43 32. I did love that one. A true classic.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:13 PM (fA1SL)

44 One of the better movies Marvel Films has made to date. Would definitely recommend.
Posted by: Robert at February 16, 2018 10:10 PM (ayUOl)
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I liked the aesthetics of it. The color scheme looked like a back base (no pun intended) with bright jewel overtones. A nice change from the dreary monochrome of some of the recent flicks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 10:13 PM (qJtVm)

45 Can't believe what I saw on the drive home tonight.

I work in CT, and live in MA. Was behind a minivan with a John "Son of a Mailman" Kasich sticker on the bumper.

SERIOSULY?! WTF?

Must be what it'd be like seeing a unicorn... sure, a retarded unicorn... but a unicorn none the less.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at February 16, 2018 10:14 PM (jXM9O)

46 There are no truly bad dogs and there are no truly good men.

I trusted my dogs more than most of the people I've met.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 10:14 PM (O5Q3r)

47 Aww. RIP Pete. Good dog.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 10:14 PM (sdi6R)

48 As my grandfather told me ' There are no truly bad dogs and there are no truly good men.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:09 PM (fA1SL)

There's a saying worth remembering.

Totally stealing that.

Posted by: Robert at February 16, 2018 10:15 PM (ayUOl)

49 The blog's owner intellect was panned,
A moment later he was banned.
The Commenters began to shout and cheer,
and nowhere was there tipped a beer
for BSG

Posted by: Ringo at February 16, 2018 10:16 PM (DMUuz)

50 Black bear are generally pretty shy, but running into one unexpectedly is disconcerting, especially at night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Or at 45mph

Posted by: Jean at February 16, 2018 10:16 PM (yM/Yl)

51 It's February (I don't have a clue why this month is important but I'm sure Catholics do) and there are a plethora of great small town fish frys around.

Posted by: X-ray at February 16, 2018 10:16 PM (hEe9g)

52 I haven't had it in a while, and don't know if they still carry it, but they had a good Reuben, especially for fast food.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2018 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

53 42. Yeah. Amazing what a man with a third grade education, a lot of life experience, amd a first-rate intellect can notice.
He used to 'hunt' rabbits. He'd take a pack of beagles out and go tramping all over creation and come back empty handed. I was maybe 6 or 7 when I first noticed that he never loaded his shotgun. Man loved his dogs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:17 PM (fA1SL)

54 And BTW, did everyone in the fvckng world drop the ball with that Florida defective human?

Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with & Platinum Membership at February 16, 2018 10:17 PM (ywqmY)

55 ''I work in CT, and live in MA. Was behind a minivan with a John "Son of a Mailman" Kasich sticker on the bumper.''

I live in Ohio and I've never, ever seen one of those.

Posted by: Tuna at February 16, 2018 10:17 PM (jm1YL)

56 Didn't make it to Corregidor yesterday. Apparently access is controlled by a tour group, which was sold out. It was sold out because yesterday was Chinese New Years Day, a national holiday in The Philippines.
Instead we went to a resort. The restaurant at this restaurant has tables in the river, which means you eat with your feet dangling in the water.
Thursday we went to a nearby squatters village. I got weepy.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 16, 2018 10:17 PM (5fRCd)

57 Reposted from the last thread:

531
Daughter's house is the only place I've ever tripped on dog hair!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at February 16, 2018 09:58 PM (gwPgz)

Damn. If only me and my friends back in college knew that dog hair was hallucinogenic.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 10:18 PM (sdi6R)

58 51 It's February (I don't have a clue why this month is important but I'm sure Catholics do) and there are a plethora of great small town fish frys around.
Posted by: X-ray at February 16, 2018 10:16 PM (hEe9g)

Ash Wednesday was last Wednesday. We're in Lent. No meat on Fridays.

Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2018 10:18 PM (Vb4BV)

59 BSG's got another time-out, or an imbannation?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 16, 2018 10:18 PM (e9G8E)

60 Single dad story is heartwarming.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 10:18 PM (Dbv1R)

61 I liked the aesthetics of it. The color scheme looked like a back base (no pun intended) with bright jewel overtones. A nice change from the dreary monochrome of some of the recent flicks.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 10:13 PM (qJtVm)

It's colorful. And fun. It's a big goofy adventure. It has its flaws but it's a popcorn flick. Very enjoyable.

By contrast, I saw Thor Ragnarok at the second run theater last night. Colorful, but also a huge turd.

Posted by: Robert at February 16, 2018 10:18 PM (ayUOl)

62 Trump needs to resign before Mueller impeaches him. Just saying what a shithead like Schiff would say.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 16, 2018 10:19 PM (ILitO)

63 They're brave and loyal like that. American/Euro apparatchiks could learn a thing or 2 from them.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 10:12 PM (HScFq)
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that would require them to be as smart as a dog...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 10:19 PM (2XXh9)

64 Pretty loud for a "silent ONT."

At least it wasn't silent but deadly. I think Sefton used that one already today.

Hi.

Posted by: mindful webworker - probably at February 16, 2018 10:19 PM (WrY3/)

65 Ash Wednesday was last Wednesday. We're in Lent. No meat on Fridays.
Posted by: Splunge
----

Nun?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2018 10:19 PM (tr2D7)

66 BSG est banned.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2018 10:20 PM (DMUuz)

67 Keep on truckin'

Posted by: flyover at February 16, 2018 10:20 PM (aUHJk)

68 33 In my mind St. Peter kneels at the gate with his arms spread wide and says *Who's a good boy!!*

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2018 10:07 PM (tr2D7)

I subscribe to Will Rogers on this ...

... if there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
Posted by: ScoggDog

A priest I know said that there is heaven for dogs. Of course, he had a dog.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2018 10:20 PM (+lVUW)

69 59 BSG's got another time-out, or an imbannation?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 16, 2018 10:18 PM (e9G8E)

He called ace a cuck. Do the math.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

70 >>>Didn't make it to Corregidor yesterday

Going to Capas?

Posted by: Dcpere Yvrqba Iwa at February 16, 2018 10:21 PM (YVvkI)

71 I was maybe 6 or 7 when I first noticed that he never loaded his shotgun.

Heh.

Gotta' be honest ... me and my old man went deer hunting a few times. I wouldn't shoot when I had the chance. He wasn't all that broke up about it.

We picked up fishing after that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:21 PM (fiGNd)

72 Ash Wednesday was last Wednesday. We're in Lent. No meat on Fridays.
Posted by: Splunge
----

Nun?
Posted by: Tonypete

Maybe after some wine.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 10:21 PM (HScFq)

73 Oooops. Looks like I won't get to meet Lindsay Vonn! Sad!

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at February 16, 2018 10:21 PM (O5Q3r)

74 Chinese New Year is important because that's the day they clean the woks and stuff.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 16, 2018 10:21 PM (ILitO)

75 Yeah dogs are natural heroes but there are some bad apples. That is why I still get a kick out of the video of the cat saving his kid owner from a dog attack. Still one of the most amazing pet videos ever.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 10:21 PM (F4kQO)

76 Cbobob Tqmjut Hvz, however, carries on.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:21 PM (fA1SL)

77
Ash Wednesday was last Wednesday. We're in Lent. No meat on Fridays.

Posted by: Splunge at February 16, 2018 10:18 PM (Vb4BV)

Thought about doing no meat at all during Lent. Considering my usual diet is nothing but, I decided Fridays would have to do. At least because I'm older than 29 (third lap) I don't have to fast except Ash Wednesday and Good Friday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2018 10:21 PM (xlcmK)

78 That F-16 from the Viper Demo Team was from Shaw AFB, SC. I was a member of that squadron when it was reactivated in 1994. We had come up from Homestead AFB as the 309th Fighter Squadron after Hurricane Andrew. We became the 79th Fighter Squadron later and the 309th flag went to Luke AFB, Az. the way to tell the squadron is to look at the top of the vertical tail for the yellow and black paint strip, and the SW tells you it is a Shaw jet.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 16, 2018 10:22 PM (IuYIh)

79 And BTW, did everyone in the fvckng world drop the ball with that Florida defective human?
Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with & Platinum Membership at February 16, 2018 10:17 PM (ywqmY)

Its Trump's fault.

Posted by: The Experts at February 16, 2018 10:22 PM (ayUOl)

80 BSG est banned.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2018 10:20 PM (DMUuz)

Yes, we have no Banana.

He split.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 16, 2018 10:22 PM (QzJWU)

81 Pete the Hero Dog.

That dog needs a statue or some kind of monument, in honor of his courage, bravery and valor.

Every dog dies, not every dog really lives.

Posted by: Chicago Bot at February 16, 2018 10:22 PM (0V2ki)

82 Awww, I thought BSG was cute. In a totally non-homo-erotic way.

Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with & Platinum Membership at February 16, 2018 10:23 PM (ywqmY)

83 52 I haven't had it in a while, and don't know if they still carry it, but they had a good Reuben, especially for fast food.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Oops, that was about Arbys.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2018 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

84 74. Ai ya! All cleaning is done just before New Year, not on the day.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:23 PM (fA1SL)

85 He called ace a cuck. Do the math.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

*******

That's pretty bad...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 16, 2018 10:24 PM (e9G8E)

86
BSG est banned.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2018 10:20 PM (DMUuz)

*chuckles*

That little schnickelfritz!

(Long overdue. A jerk)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2018 10:24 PM (xlcmK)

87 The flyover video was great. But wasn't the Super Bowl played in a domed stadium? I'm confused.
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

Much of the dome in Minn is clear glass, or whatever they use.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 16, 2018 10:24 PM (IuYIh)

88 He used to 'hunt' rabbits. He'd take a pack of beagles out and go tramping all over creation and come back empty handed. I was maybe 6 or 7 when I first noticed that he never loaded his shotgun. Man loved his dogs.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii

Those must have been some happy beagles.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2018 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

89 Mueller and his whole crew, from the beginning, are only out for billable hours.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 16, 2018 10:24 PM (xzqr4)

90 Awww, I thought BSG was cute. In a totally non-homo-erotic way.
Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with & Platinum Membership at February 16, 2018 10:23 PM (ywqmY)

We don't judge.

Well ... OK ... I judge. And I'm kind of a dick.

But the rest won't judge. Oh - they'll laugh. In a judgey kind of way ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:25 PM (fiGNd)

91 (Long overdue. A jerk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February

banning is never a good thing

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 10:25 PM (MTjB1)

92 87 The flyover video was great. But wasn't the Super Bowl played in a domed stadium? I'm confused.
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 10:11 PM (sdi6R)

Much of the dome in Minn is clear glass, or whatever they use.
Posted by: Bill R. at February 16, 2018 10:24 PM (IuYIh)

OK, thanks. I don't have TV, so I didn't see it live.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 10:26 PM (sdi6R)

93 Hey everybody, I decided to come check out this blog today.

I've heard good things. Seems like a nice group of people.

I'd love to possibly meet some of you in person.

Who knows, maybe if the right guy was here, I could even find my soul mate?

Posted by: Winona Rider at February 16, 2018 10:27 PM (jXM9O)

94 Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 10:26 PM (sdi6R)

I didn't watch it but it is something I learned awhile back.

Posted by: Bill R. at February 16, 2018 10:27 PM (IuYIh)

95 one of the funniest things I ever heard was yeas ago when Gilbert Gottfried described Ash Wednesday as "the day you get up early and put dirt on your face." Gilbert back then was Conan O`Brien's funniest guest, which is not saying much considering how funny Conan wasn't.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 16, 2018 10:27 PM (ILitO)

96 88. All fat and happy. Officially, they lived in their kennels.
Except when it was too hot out. Or cold. Or if one was sick, and needed care - pack animals, so the whole pack came with. Ory grandmother was away with her family.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:27 PM (fA1SL)

97 is that shampoo any good?

Posted by: concrete girl at February 16, 2018 10:28 PM (SJBL7)

98 Much of the dome in Minn is clear glass, or whatever they use.
Posted by: Bill R. at February 16, 2018 10:24 PM (IuYIh)

OK, thanks. I don't have TV, so I didn't see it live.
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 10:26 PM (sdi6R)

It's tough to see through the dome, even the glass parts. It kind of frosts over ... it's like watching football through that little part right above your dash when the defroster hasn't kicked in all the way.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:28 PM (fiGNd)

99 Who knows, maybe if the right guy was here, I could even find my soul mate?
Posted by: Winona Rider

Missed it by ** that much.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 10:28 PM (HScFq)

100
Who knows, maybe if the right guy was here, I could even find my soul mate?

Posted by: Winona Rider at February 16, 2018 10:27 PM (jXM9O)

He's right here, in this Barrel. Dilly, dilly!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2018 10:28 PM (BJ/Kx)

101 Ehh, scogg. This blog is never judgy. Fvcked up, always. But never judgy.

Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with & Platinum Membership at February 16, 2018 10:28 PM (ywqmY)

102 Eh, I am not going to miss BSG at all. He was so wascally!

But he was not brilliant and quotable like Scogg! I would miss that fellow!

Posted by: Dcpere Yvrqba Iwa at February 16, 2018 10:29 PM (YVvkI)

103 I'd let Ace fuck my sister, and I hope that I should never bring dishonour or disrespect to the HQ...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at February 16, 2018 10:29 PM (e9G8E)

104 73 Oooops. Looks like I won't get to meet Lindsay Vonn! Sad!
Posted by: Donny Two Scoops

She's hawking Bounty paper towels. At least it's not feminine products.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2018 10:29 PM (+lVUW)

105 I hate that the left has made me cheer against Americans at the Olympics. But the silver lining is the tons of money NBC will lose.

Fuck them all. And da police too. And Mnuchin.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 10:29 PM (m2ZPR)

106 Hence, all the fish sandwiches for sale at Arby's, Bojangles, etc.

Posted by: JAS at February 16, 2018 10:29 PM (7JbXq)

107 Black bear are generally pretty shy, but running into one unexpectedly is disconcerting, especially at night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Or at 45mph
Posted by: Jean
------------

Also, a prima facie argument against jogging at night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 10:29 PM (QxXRY)

108 102. Indeed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:29 PM (fA1SL)

109 Laura Ingraham sucks.

I miss Tucker Carlson twice.

Posted by: skip intro at February 16, 2018 10:29 PM (x25VP)

110 Those fucking retards on facebook vote.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2018 10:30 PM (89T5c)

111 I guess I missed the ash Wednesday mocking this year with all the other news this week. Feel bad my about my memory loss since as soon as it was mentioned it was a duh moment for me.

Posted by: X-ray at February 16, 2018 10:30 PM (hEe9g)

112 She's hawking Bounty paper towels. At least it's not feminine products.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2018 10:29 PM (+lVUW)

The hell you say.

Posted by: Hope Solo at February 16, 2018 10:30 PM (Dbv1R)

113 93 Hey everybody, I decided to come check out this blog today.

I've heard good things. Seems like a nice group of people.

I'd love to possibly meet some of you in person.

Who knows, maybe if the right guy was here, I could even find my soul mate?
Posted by: Winona Rider at February 16, 2018 10:27 PM (jXM9O)

Now that there was funny.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 10:30 PM (sdi6R)

114 re 73: so instead of Lindsay Vonn it will be Lindsay Vonn't

I Vonnt to be alone...

yeah, ok she's pretty hot, I guess.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 16, 2018 10:30 PM (ILitO)

115 Hey everybody.

Go ahead and laugh, but this is what I'm listening to tonight...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7-jB9rR83k

(songs you don't hear on the radio anymore)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 16, 2018 10:31 PM (eMKNe)

116 How would the horde react if you were banned?

myself I think it would be "pale who?" Which is fine, I come here for the horde to entertain me and sometimes spill out thoughts that other folks have already said much better or my mind droppings are off the wall but harmless.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 16, 2018 10:31 PM (eASYU)

117 Posted by: Dcpere Yvrqba Iwa at February 16, 2018 10:29 PM (YVvkI)

We gotta' work on your Personal Judgement skills.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:31 PM (fiGNd)

118 When you reach the end, will it have been worth it?
Probably not.

How did you die?
Alone with my regrets.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:31 PM (NWiLs)

119 114. Meh.....blondes are a dime a dozen. Brunettes with kleptomania, however.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:32 PM (fA1SL)

120 Currently on Instapundit-

"OPEN THREAD: Bask in the prestige and exclusivity of the InstaPundit comment section."

Heh. Bet they require pants 'n stuff.

Pfft.

Posted by: MiklosBot release 3.2.003.017 at February 16, 2018 10:32 PM (zCyNd)

121 75 Yeah dogs are natural heroes but there are some bad apples. That is why I still get a kick out of the video of the cat saving his kid owner from a dog attack. Still one of the most amazing pet videos ever.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

If you haven't seen this, you have to. It's a classic, and one of the funniest youtubes out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7znI_Kpzbs

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2018 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

122 So, who lost a spot on the Olympic team because Vonn had to be there again, and lose.

Posted by: flyover at February 16, 2018 10:32 PM (aUHJk)

123 Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 16, 2018 10:27 PM (ILitO)

Conan was the main source for Triumph the insult comic dog. I will always be grateful to Conan for that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 10:33 PM (F4kQO)

124 never got the attraction to lindsey vonn. katarina witt, now we're talking. get off my lawn.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2018 10:33 PM (KP5rU)

125 35 17 Aw, poor puppy
Posted by: NCKate at February 16, 2018 10:04 PM (Wd1rb)
Not a poor dog. He went out protecting the group to the death. Most any dog would do the same in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 10:10 PM (cfHE9)

Yeah poor dog. Had his owners been responsible, they'd have been packing somethings big enough to drop the best. Totally preventable. oh, and never off road where you can't carry. all the critters in those parts know that you are helpless meat,

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 10:33 PM (MuR/K)

126 117. His crypto skillz are 1337, tho'. Beats pixy. Gotta give him that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:33 PM (fA1SL)

127 re 103: I once had a dream that Ace told me that he liked me so much that I could have sex with his sister. I don't remember what happened after that, but I still get a stabbing pain in my ribs when I sneeze.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 16, 2018 10:33 PM (ILitO)

128 Posted by: Ringo at February 16, 2018 10:16 PM (DMUuz)

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the Bull Shit Geyser got banned.... again?

i hope it was permanent this time.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 10:34 PM (2XXh9)

129 Who knows, maybe if the right guy was here, I could even find my soul mate?

Posted by: Winona Rider at February 16, 2018 10:27 PM (jXM9O)

Bluebell?

Got a job fer yez....

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at February 16, 2018 10:35 PM (zCyNd)

130 107 Black bear are generally pretty shy, but running into one unexpectedly is disconcerting, especially at night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Or at 45mph
Posted by: Jean
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Also, a prima facie argument against jogging at night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 10:29 PM (QxXRY)

Do they go for menstruating women or is that only cougars?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 16, 2018 10:35 PM (5fRCd)

131 When you reach the end, will it have been worth it?
Probably not.

How did you die?
Alone with my regrets.
Posted by: Insomniac

GET OUTTA MY HEAD!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 10:35 PM (HScFq)

132 Katrina Witt had a helluva lawn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 16, 2018 10:35 PM (89T5c)

133 Larry Da Hammer ODonnell is really going full retard right now.

Posted by: Amazon Suggestion: at February 16, 2018 10:35 PM (rdl6o)

134 Bannings creep me out.

But actually, banana splits do too.
I have never understood why you would want to put a banana on ice cream. It's a texture problem, I think.
Weird.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2018 10:35 PM (0jtPF)

135 His crypto skillz are 1337, tho'. Beats pixy. Gotta give him that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:33 PM (fA1SL)

See ... if you're going to shit-can a banning and come back ... you gotta' do it with style. I think you owe it to yourself, honestly.

My personal favorite was "Pair O' Dueces". I ran with that for a while. Why ?

Just a little better than an Ace of Spades.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:36 PM (fiGNd)

136 93 Who knows, maybe if the right guy was here, I could even find my soul mate?

Posted by: Winona Rider at February 16, 2018 10:27 PM (jXM9O)

OK, that cracked me up. (And good riddance to the desert guy).

Posted by: Iowa Bob at February 16, 2018 10:37 PM (DNH+H)

137 Katarina still aint bad in a cougar kinda way.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 10:37 PM (HScFq)

138 128 Posted by: Ringo at February 16, 2018 10:16 PM (DMUuz)

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the Bull Shit Geyser got banned.... again?

i hope it was permanent this time.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 10:34 PM (2XXh9)

And yet he persists. Like a hemorrhoid.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:37 PM (NWiLs)

139 121
If you haven't seen this, you have to. It's a classic, and one of the funniest youtubes out there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7znI_Kpzbs
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2018 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

That was hilarious.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 10:38 PM (sdi6R)

140 I have never understood why you would want to put a banana on ice cream. It's a texture problem, I think.
Weird.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2018 10:35 PM (0jtPF)

Might as well put a turd on your ice cream.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:38 PM (NWiLs)

141 Katerina Witt- the Nina Hagen of skaters.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from DDR at February 16, 2018 10:38 PM (zCyNd)

142
Do they go for menstruating women or is that only cougars?
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Possibly the same person.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 10:38 PM (Zdm89)

143 142
Do they go for menstruating women or is that only cougars?
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Possibly the same person.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 10:38 PM (Zdm89)

Cougars are usually on the fast track to menopause.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:39 PM (NWiLs)

144 So BSG was actually Vladimir Putin..Who woulda guessed?

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from the Stasi, as far as you know at February 16, 2018 10:39 PM (zCyNd)

145 If my choices are Turd or Banana ... on two-scoops of Vanilla ...

... Sorry - I'm taking Banana. I guess I'm weak that way.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:39 PM (fiGNd)

146 145 If my choices are Turd or Banana ... on two-scoops of Vanilla ...

... Sorry - I'm taking Banana. I guess I'm weak that way.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:39 PM (fiGNd)

I'll choose a warrior's death.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:40 PM (NWiLs)

147 Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2018 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

Very funny.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 10:40 PM (F4kQO)

148 Most large wild animals will avoid humans. An older sick bear or cougar may go after a full sized human but that's rare. Young ones are usually just curious and that can be dangerous.
I do feel badly about the dog. His owner was not careful enough. I do carry in the mountains almost always. I've encountered black bears and cougars both. The Cascades have a good collection of critters that can kill you. There's even a wolf pack nearby.
That said, I mostly carry because of the two legged predators.

Posted by: Winston at February 16, 2018 10:40 PM (wgCUV)

149 We've had about a dozen dogs over the last 40 years. Almost all of them were ferociously protective of the wife & kids. But if I was around it was woof-woof and then the look to say "you've got this, right?"

Posted by: Cosda at February 16, 2018 10:40 PM (Ku8hs)

150 Insom, you're breathing, right? That's good.
You're existing in this fvcked up world, right? That's better.
You're actually here and commenting on Ace o' Spades? That's MasterCard!

Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with & Platinum Membership at February 16, 2018 10:40 PM (ywqmY)

151 128
the Bull Shit Geyser got banned.... again?

i hope it was permanent this time.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 10:34 PM (2XXh9)

The first two times were timeouts and warnings.

Today he got the Banhammer 3000.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 10:41 PM (sdi6R)

152 118 When you reach the end, will it have been worth it?
Probably not.

How did you die?
Alone with my regrets.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:31 PM (NWiLs)

Anyone else think that Insomniac could use a dog?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 10:41 PM (cfHE9)

153 Listen Winona, I won't be ready for a while but in a few years maybe. You'd have to be awesome.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 16, 2018 10:41 PM (5fRCd)

154 Do they go for menstruating women or is that only cougars?
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 16, 2018 10:35 PM

Both are incorrect. The bear thing is bogus, and cougars go after younger men.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2018 10:41 PM (DMUuz)

155 I'll choose a warrior's death.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:40 PM (NWiLs)

Crazy bastard. You and Worf probably prefer Prune Juice ... the Drink of Warriors.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:41 PM (fiGNd)

156 I have never understood why you would want to put a banana on ice cream. It's a texture problem, I think.
Weird.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2018 10:35 PM (0jtPF)

Oddly, BSG never responded to my, perhaps naive, inquiry regarding "Mouthfeel".

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from the FBI or Stasi, as far as you know at February 16, 2018 10:42 PM (zCyNd)

157 Shitposting is non-negotiable. It is the sovereign right and duty of all Kekistani. Does the 'tism of the one of whom we do not speak please Kek? Kek and Kek alone knows. Let a thousand socks be donned and doffed, and ten thousand Morons contend.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:42 PM (fA1SL)

158 Bananas do not belong on ice cream, however chocolate, carmel and pecans and now you*re talking my language. Especially if it*s on frozen custard. Mmmmmm

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 10:42 PM (DAdSz)

159 Bah.
Some Austrian won the women's super-G.
I was rooting for the Liechtensteiner.
Hey, SOMEBODY has to root for Liechtenstein.

Well, at least Vonn had a crappy run.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2018 10:42 PM (0jtPF)

160 Updating 10 of 28...

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at February 16, 2018 10:43 PM (rHGeg)

161 137 Katarina still aint bad in a cougar kinda way.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 10:37 PM (HScFq)

I Binged her. Still a 1.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 10:43 PM (sdi6R)

162 Anyone else think that Insomniac could use a dog?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 10:41 PM (cfHE9)

Having a dog would be great. I love dogs. The upkeep would leave me broke and on the street. But then again, I would have a loyal companion to join me in my penury.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

163 112 She's hawking Bounty paper towels. At least it's not feminine products.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2018 10:29 PM (+lVUW)

The mean nerdygirl is hoping that some feminazi points out to her that she's hawking a product that women use to clean the kitchen. The male skiers should tell her to go make a sammich.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2018 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

164 I Binged her. Still a 1.
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 10:43 PM (sdi6R)

Just followed up ... Your score holds.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:44 PM (fiGNd)

165 No one has ever regretted their dog.

Posted by: Dcpere Yvrqba Iwa at February 16, 2018 10:45 PM (YVvkI)

166 That said, I mostly carry because of the two legged predators.

Posted by: Winston at February 16, 2018 10:40 PM (wgCUV)

Good point, When out in the wild, be prepared.

When I go to the oyster beds, I always pack a six. Usually a twelve pack. Just to be on the safe side.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, from near Beaufort-Frogmore at February 16, 2018 10:45 PM (zCyNd)

167 162. They also help with the panhandling. Add to that hoard of change that I totally don't covet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:45 PM (fA1SL)

168 Having a dog would be great. I love dogs. The upkeep would leave me broke and on the street. But then again, I would have a loyal companion to join me in my penury.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

It would help with your outlook, I think.

Utter and complete devotion can be kind of uplifting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 10:46 PM (cfHE9)

169 have never understood why you would want to put a banana on ice cream. It's a texture problem, I think.
Weird.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February

you should let somebody, like dairy queen and their millions of customers, know about this

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 10:46 PM (MTjB1)

170 But then again, I would have a loyal companion to join me in my penury.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

You're such a Debbie Downer. You're sitting on a fucking gold mine, with that Turd on Ice Cream concept.

All you need is an Ice Cream cart ... and a dog.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:46 PM (fiGNd)

171 167 162. They also help with the panhandling. Add to that hoard of change that I totally don't covet.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:45 PM (fA1SL)

This is true. Even if people don't like you enough to throw you a buck or two, they'll do it for Fido.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

172 I think I may have ruptured my medial arch tendon last night playing tennis. Felt it pop and went down like I got shot. Icing it all last night and today and hoping its just got stretched really bad and not ruptured. Its black and blue but no pain unless I stand on it. Bought some crutches at Walgreens. I hate getting old.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 10:47 PM (F4kQO)

173 would be great. I love dogs. The upkeep would leave me broke and on the street. But then again, I would have a loyal companion to join me in my penury.
Posted by: Insomniac at February

either my understanding of your financial situation is wildly over optimistic or you are over estimating the cost of maintaining a dog by an order of magnitude.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 10:47 PM (MTjB1)

174 No one has ever regretted their dog.
Posted by: Dcpere Yvrqba Iwa

No, but I'm regretting the sriracha. This heartburn is gonna keep me up all night.

Posted by: TFG at February 16, 2018 10:47 PM (HScFq)

175 well, I've been putzing around for te last couple of hours so I need to be up and at em tomorrow morning. Eebah Geebah and Night all.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 16, 2018 10:47 PM (ILitO)

176 Insomniac could use a cougar?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 10:47 PM (DAdSz)

177 Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

It would help with your outlook, I think.

Utter and complete devotion can be kind of uplifting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 10:46 PM (cfHE9)

Something to keep me warm in my cardboard shelter.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

178 I was thinking of a quote:

"Dogs look at Man the way Man looks at God."

Except Dogs are more faithful servants.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 10:47 PM (cfHE9)

179 Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 10:41 PM (cfHE9)

Having a dog would be great. I love dogs. The upkeep would leave me broke and on the street. But then again, I would have a loyal companion to join me in my penury.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

Get a big breed. That would be great for hobo hunting and keeping warm at night.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 16, 2018 10:48 PM (5fRCd)

180 Having a dog would be great. I love dogs. The upkeep would leave me broke and on the street. But then again, I would have a loyal companion to join me in my penury.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

According to Dave Ramsay, all panhandlers should have a dog. With its own envelope.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, bestower of dog treats at February 16, 2018 10:48 PM (zCyNd)

181 Anyone else think that Insomniac could use a dog?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 10:41 PM (cfHE9)
Yes but not one of those robot dogs posted recently. That could go bad/s

Posted by: X-ray at February 16, 2018 10:48 PM (hEe9g)

182 Miklos That's good. Fluid replacement is always a good idea.
Slurping them down raw right out of the water is salty work.

Posted by: Winston at February 16, 2018 10:48 PM (wgCUV)

183 you should let somebody, like dairy queen and their millions of customers, know about this
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 10:46 PM (MTjB1)

Not Dairy Queen...Dairy Trans.

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at February 16, 2018 10:48 PM (ayUOl)

184 The cat/dog vid reminds me of the cover of this Get Fuzzy collection

http://tinyurl.com/y7cf7zee

Our dog is frightened to death of Mike Hammer's Cat, which is just plain rational.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 10:48 PM (ZpfqO)

185 Utter and complete devotion can be kind of uplifting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 10:46 PM (cfHE9)

And even if that doesn't work out ... apparently they could provide you an Ice Cream Topping preferable to High Potassium Fruit.

I'm here to help. Just throwing out options, bud.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:48 PM (fiGNd)

186 Bah.

Some Austrian won the women's super-G.

I was rooting for the Liechtensteiner.

Hey, SOMEBODY has to root for Liechtenstein.

Well, at least Vonn had a crappy run.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2018 10:42 PM (0jtPF)
-----------------------------
Did she not medal?

I'm being petty. I'm tired of being held in contempt by these brain dead athletes.

Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 10:48 PM (mJXUS)

187 Insomniac could use a cougar?
Posted by: Cheriebebe
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Talk about something that will keep you broke. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at February 16, 2018 10:48 PM (tr2D7)

188 171. Pro tip: save a portion of the dog cash and invest in a guttersnipe. As he learns the trade of pickpocketing and mudlarking, he can be another asset with the big sad eyes. Gotta leverage those synergies. Or something.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:49 PM (fA1SL)

189 Something to keep me warm in my cardboard shelter.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

He or she would not care where you lived, as long as you were together.

(Jeez, talking about dogs turns me into a Hallmark card writer.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 10:49 PM (cfHE9)

190 119 114. Meh.....blondes are a dime a dozen. Brunettes with kleptomania, however.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:32 PM (fA1SL)
---
*removes flask from Palpatine's vest pocket*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 10:50 PM (qJtVm)

191 162. They also help with the panhandling. Add to that hoard of change that I totally don't covet.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:45 PM (fA1SL)

Whatever happened to organ grinders?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 10:50 PM (F4kQO)

192 Insomniac could use a cougar?
Posted by: Cheriebebe
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Talk about something that will keep you broke. . .
Posted by: Tonypete

I thought the benefit of a cougar was that she paid.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 10:51 PM (HScFq)

193 Insomniac could use a cougar?
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 10:47 PM (DAdSz

He'll have to get in line.

Posted by: Justin at February 16, 2018 10:51 PM (ayUOl)

194 either my understanding of your financial situation is wildly over optimistic or you are over estimating the cost of maintaining a dog by an order of magnitude.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 10:47 PM (MTjB1)

Dogs aren't cheap, especially if they get sick. I can't afford to take myself to the doctor. I have no money for anything extra right now. I don't go out to eat, I don't go to the movies, I don't go to bars or clubs, I don't even go to the gun range anymore. Things are precarious.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

195 Don't know if Miley has recovered from her spankings, but I think that she and insomniac should spend some time in his cardboard shelter. With a dog to keep them company.

Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with & Platinum Membership at February 16, 2018 10:51 PM (ywqmY)

196 *removes flask from Palpatine's vest pocket*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 10:50 PM (qJtVm)

*grabs flask*

*drinks*

*hands back to Palp*

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:51 PM (fiGNd)

197 Stupid sock...typing on an iPad kinda sucks.

Posted by: Robert at February 16, 2018 10:51 PM (ayUOl)

198 "We've had about a dozen dogs over the last 40 years. Almost all of them were ferociously protective of the wife & kids. But if I was around it was woof-woof and then the look to say "you've got this, right?"

We had three toy poodles. Their combined weight was less than 20 pounds. If they heard something outside they would form a ring around Mrs. JTB to protect her. If she wasn't around to protect, they hid behind me. Apparently I was the alpha puppy. We still smile thinking about it.

I love the image of Saint Peter welcoming the dogs into heaven.

Posted by: JTB at February 16, 2018 10:52 PM (V+03K)

199 176 Insomniac could use a cougar?
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 10:47 PM (DAdSz)

Is she rich?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:52 PM (NWiLs)

200 Meh.....blondes are a dime a dozen. Brunettes with kleptomania, however.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February

well, the best part is catching the little kleptos and the spanking that ensues.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 10:52 PM (MTjB1)

201 Just got back from watching Ms. Vonn not make the cut.

Seems like the Olympians with the most coverage are having disappointing evenings.

The Gods punish hubris!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 10:52 PM (qJtVm)

202 176 Insomniac could use a cougar?
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 10:47 PM

Or even better, a Sugarmommie.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2018 10:52 PM (DMUuz)

203 No one has ever regretted their dog.
Posted by: Dcpere Yvrqba Iwa
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...except the Clinton's. Buddy threatened to rat them out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 10:52 PM (ZpfqO)

204 >>>Whatever happened to organ grinders?

They work the back room at the Gentlemens Club, tip generously.

Posted by: Dcpere Yvrqba Iwa at February 16, 2018 10:52 PM (YVvkI)

205 186----Did she not medal?

I'm being petty. I'm tired of being held in contempt by these brain dead athletes.
Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 10:48 PM (mJXUS)
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Nope. Missed the medals altogether.
Heh.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2018 10:53 PM (0jtPF)

206 202 176 Insomniac could use a cougar?
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 10:47 PM

Or even better, a Sugarmommie.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2018 10:52 PM (DMUuz)

Now we're getting somewhere.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:53 PM (NWiLs)

207
I Binged her.

whoa!

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at February 16, 2018 10:53 PM (aYKMr)

208 Pro tip: save a portion of the dog cash and invest in a guttersnipe. As he learns the trade of pickpocketing and mudlarking, he can be another asset with the big sad eyes. Gotta leverage those synergies. Or something.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii

The workhouse management really needs to get together and work out the 6 sigma strategy to fully optimize a best practices implementation of the guttersnipe paradigm.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 10:53 PM (HScFq)

209 Insomniac I*ll keep you in my prayers. Hugs to you friend.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 10:54 PM (DAdSz)

210 Move to The Philippines Insomniac. You could get a nice middle-class house for $60K.

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 16, 2018 10:54 PM (5fRCd)

211 Now we're getting somewhere.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:53 PM (NWiLs)

Remember Insom ... those ain't wrinkles.

Those are Money Trails ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:54 PM (fiGNd)

212 190. Ha! Scoff if you must, but my angel stole my best hat and with it, my heart.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:54 PM (fA1SL)

213 Dick Cheney keeps 47 cougars. Maybe you can get one from him.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 10:54 PM (F4kQO)

214 Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 10:54 PM (DAdSz)

Thanks darlin'.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:54 PM (NWiLs)

215 Oh, here comes Look-at-me-I'm-gay skater.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2018 10:55 PM (0jtPF)

216 Remember Insom ... those ain't wrinkles.

Those are Money Trails ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:54 PM (fiGNd)

*snort*

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 10:55 PM (NWiLs)

217 If you foster a dog, are expenses other than food covered by the rescue organization? Vet visits, shots, meds, etc.

Posted by: NCKate at February 16, 2018 10:56 PM (Wd1rb)

218 211. * imagines Nespatnik in Sunset Boulevard *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:57 PM (fA1SL)

219 All right, listen up!

Don't be grabbin' Uncle Palp's flask!

Here's a bottle of Slivovitz.

Now go put on your Three Wolves t-shirts, and you can have some.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2018 10:57 PM (DMUuz)

220 Oh, here comes Look-at-me-I'm-gay skater.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille

Could you be more specific?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 10:57 PM (HScFq)

221 The workhouse management really needs to get together and work out the 6 sigma strategy to fully optimize a best practices implementation of the guttersnipe paradigm.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 10:53 PM (HScFq)

Fucking amateur.

Until you cross boundaries empowering all stakeholders using existing synergies to achieve best in class delivery ... well, you're really just wasting everyone's fucking time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:57 PM (fiGNd)

222 >>>Insomniac could use a cougar?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 10:47 PM (DAdSz)<<<

What does he need one of my condoms for? I thought he wasn't getting any action.

Posted by: Dick Cheney at February 16, 2018 10:57 PM (jXM9O)

223 Pro tip: save a portion of the dog cash and invest in a guttersnipe. As he learns the trade of pickpocketing and mudlarking, he can be another asset with the big sad eyes. Gotta leverage those synergies. Or something.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:49 PM (fA1SL)

Miklos get you gypsy children, cheap. Slovak or Romanian. UNICEF arrange paperwork.

Gypsy children expert acquisitors from womb.

Feed them, however, is mistake.

Next shipment arrive mid-April, order now for special discount.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, with one old trick at February 16, 2018 10:57 PM (zCyNd)

224 Don't be grabbin' Uncle Palp's flask!
---
I'm a brunette, it's what we do.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 10:58 PM (qJtVm)

225 215 Oh, here comes Look-at-me-I'm-gay skater.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2018 10:55 PM (0jtPF)

When did gay become an Olympic event?

Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 16, 2018 10:58 PM (5fRCd)

226 Ya know, that stupid myosin protein above looks like a fifth grader's science project. And I thought we were made in the Almighty's image.
*dodges papier-mâché lightning strike*

Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with & Platinum Membership at February 16, 2018 10:58 PM (ywqmY)

227 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964542356673396736

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964542442585411584

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964542526731575296

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964542622982443010

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964542717408763904

Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2018 10:58 PM (eh0Va)

228 217 Dude fostering is so hard. I mean they do need fosters but then you get attached and then Boom! You have 47 doggehs!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 10:59 PM (DAdSz)

229
There's a panhandler at an intersection Her Majesty sometimes passes. He has a dog with him. When stopped there, she gives him some doggie biscuits for the dog. I don't think the panhandler is grateful.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2018 10:59 PM (7wzQI)

230 Most large wild animals will avoid humans. An older sick bear or cougar may go after a full sized human but that's rare. Young ones are usually just curious and that can be dangerous.

-
Here in CO, I'd say we have two or three cougar attacks per decade.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 16, 2018 10:59 PM (+y/Ru)

231 Coyotes are howling.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2018 10:59 PM (DMUuz)

232 Icing it all last night and today and hoping its just got stretched really bad and not ruptured. Its black and blue but no pain unless I stand on it. Bought some crutches at Walgreens. I hate getting old."

Ouch - black and blue is a real bad sign, you got some bleeding going on. I strained a ligament in my knee a couple weeks ago, still some pain and I got a brace on it, but I'm lucky, no discoloration. That's what a simple strain is usually like. Hate to say it but you're probably gonna need the Boot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2018 10:59 PM (V2Yro)

233 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964542808366436352

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964542898728591361

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964542986372767744

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964543243919724545

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/964543342016114688

Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2018 10:59 PM (eh0Va)

234 >>>If you foster a dog, are expenses other than food covered by the rescue organization? Vet visits, shots, meds, etc.

Generally yes, but you can also deduct them on taxes if you would rather do that.

Posted by: Dcpere Yvrqba Iwa at February 16, 2018 10:59 PM (YVvkI)

235 218 211. * imagines Nespatnik in Sunset Boulevard *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 10:57 PM (fA1SL)

Ewwwww.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:00 PM (NWiLs)

236 Hey guys this is serious! I just found a bunch of Russians colluded to fix the election.

Oh wait...that's Hillary and her staff. And oh darn it...it was the Democrat primary.

But that's like close right guys? Like...um...I can still come to the cool kid parties right?

Posted by: Mullah meuller at February 16, 2018 11:00 PM (Z8FFX)

237 I went back and rewatched the video of the cat chasing off the dog that attacked the boy. That was a BFD when it happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw9AwaJaVGU

The tiger genes were strong in that kitteh.

*internet skritches*

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 11:00 PM (sdi6R)

238 Here in CO, I'd say we have two or three cougar attacks per decade.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 16, 2018 10:59 PM (+y/Ru)

No shit ? Any chance you know when the next one's on the schedule ?

I got plenty of airline points - just need a couple days notice.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 11:00 PM (fiGNd)

239 Dude fostering is so hard. I mean they do need fosters but then you get attached and then Boom! You have 47 doggehs!

My niece did that. And now she has a dog. Who soon after broke a leg and cost her about 1200 bucks. Good dog though.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 11:00 PM (O5Q3r)

240 When did gay become an Olympic event?
Posted by: Northernlurker Worldwide Moron Tour at February 16, 2018 10:58 PM (5fRCd)

Or even a requirement OR a necessary discussion?!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 11:01 PM (DAdSz)

241 224. Minx. In my glory days, I would carry as many as three flasks - vodka, brandy, and Benedictine. Semper paratus or something.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:01 PM (fA1SL)

242
NBC coverage is so nauseating I now find myself hoping every American loses. Thank you, Identity mongers, for ruining something else.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2018 11:01 PM (7wzQI)

243 Leaker says that the Mueller probe isn't over until They Say It's Over.

Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2018 11:01 PM (/6BId)

244 Fucking amateur.

Until you cross boundaries empowering all stakeholders using existing synergies to achieve best in class delivery ... well, you're really just wasting everyone's fucking time.
Posted by: ScoggDog

Call up the bakery and order soma kaizen blintzes, it's gonna be a long meeting.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 11:01 PM (HScFq)

245 221 The workhouse management really needs to get together and work out the 6 sigma strategy to fully optimize a best practices implementation of the guttersnipe paradigm.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 10:53 PM (HScFq)

Fucking amateur.

Until you cross boundaries empowering all stakeholders using existing synergies to achieve best in class delivery ... well, you're really just wasting everyone's fucking time.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 10:57 PM (fiGNd)

Does it come with a customer-centric real-time dashboard interface for maximizing guttersnipe throughput?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:02 PM (NWiLs)

246 When did gay become an Olympic event?

2008.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at February 16, 2018 11:02 PM (x25VP)

247 220 Oh, here comes Look-at-me-I'm-gay skater.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille

Could you be more specific?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 10:57 PM (HScFq)
-------------------------------------
Oh, sorry.
Look-at-me-I'm-gay-and-I-hate-Pence-so-much-I-have-to-say-so skater.

He did okay. Not in medal range.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2018 11:02 PM (0jtPF)

248 235. Madame has moments of melancholy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:02 PM (fA1SL)

249 190 *removes flask from Palpatine's vest pocket*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 10:50 PM (qJtVm)

hey! pass it this way. no bogarting!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:02 PM (gQQ9b)

250 My niece did that. And now she has a dog. Who soon after broke a leg and cost her about 1200 bucks. Good dog though.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 11:00 PM (O5Q3r)

Which is why I don't own a dog.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:03 PM (NWiLs)

251 220 Oh, here comes Look-at-me-I'm-gay skater.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille

Could you be more specific?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable

She means the one who so bravely came out into the open as gay, because no one knew that he was gay before. I wonder if any ballet dancers will come out as gay.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2018 11:03 PM (+lVUW)

252 Funny how there were no leaks from the grand jury indicting 13 Russian Trolls.

Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with & Platinum Membership at February 16, 2018 11:03 PM (ywqmY)

253 went out to flip R3sident 3bils chicken tit on the grill...

the skunks are out early tonight, and someone had an unfortunate encounter with them as well....

yuck.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 16, 2018 11:03 PM (2XXh9)

254 Hello, Horde.

SO glad the weekend is here.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 16, 2018 11:03 PM (rJUlF)

255 I would never Foster a dog.

Miklos get Fosters, dog is happy with....Miller Lite.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, Drinks and dances with canines at February 16, 2018 11:04 PM (zCyNd)

256 girl number four in the compliance pics is looking a little rough. you should make sure they swing by the restroom at the truck stop before they show up for pics.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 11:04 PM (MTjB1)

257 >>>Funny how there were no leaks from the grand jury indicting 13 Russian Trolls.

No leaks from any of the GJs so far.

Posted by: Dcpere Yvrqba Iwa at February 16, 2018 11:05 PM (YVvkI)

258 254 Hello, Horde.

SO glad the weekend is here.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 16, 2018 11:03 PM (rJUlF)

Still have a few hours here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 11:05 PM (cfHE9)

259 Look-at-me-I'm-gay-and-I-hate-Pence-so-much-I-have-to-say-so skater.

He did okay. Not in medal range.

Geez, you mean I won't get to shake his hand? Damn, that's too bad....

Posted by: Mike Pence at February 16, 2018 11:05 PM (O5Q3r)

260 Posted by: kbdabear

Don't know if I should click the links, being Lent and all. But the Lord did tell us to be fruitful and multiply. And practice makes perfect.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 11:05 PM (HScFq)

261
SO glad the weekend is here.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread

Just two workdays until Monday!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2018 11:05 PM (7wzQI)

262 If you want a better class of Australian beer, go with Toohey's.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2018 11:05 PM (DMUuz)

263 213 Dick Cheney keeps 47 cougars. Maybe you can get one from him.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 10:54 PM (F4kQO)

Ewwww. you know where those have been don't you?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:06 PM (gQQ9b)

264 hey! pass it this way. no bogarting!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:02 PM (gQQ9b)
---
Beeeeeeeeebs!

Jello shots!

Where are WDS and Atomic Playgirl?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 11:06 PM (qJtVm)

265 The FBI needs to get their act together. They dropped the ball on the Florida shooter.
Deputies had been called to the kid's house 39 times over the past 7 years.
This was one troubled young man. Why was he not receiving mental health services? This is not to excuse what he did, you understand. If someone had heeded the clear warning signs, this tragedy might have been avoided.

Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2018 11:06 PM (/6BId)

266 255. Ha! Beer was never something I understood or appreciated until I moved to Texas.
I get it now. Hell, I even have 'lawnmower beer,' 'fajita beer,' and 'steak beer.' I guess as I've gotten closer to 29, I've learned much.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:06 PM (fA1SL)

267 Just saw the women's super-G in an overseas broadcast. I've seen so much NBC in the last twenty years that I'd forgotten that the Olympics don't suck.

What a great contest, with a surprise result I've never seen before. Vielen Dank, ZDF!

Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2018 11:06 PM (5qYq+)

268 I kinda hate bananas. I eat them only because they're easy, and if eaten early, not too sweet. But I do weirdly like them when they are part of something else, like cereal or ice cream dishes.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at February 16, 2018 11:07 PM (H5knJ)

269 which end does cheney apply the cougar?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 11:07 PM (MTjB1)

270 265 The FBI needs to get their act together. They dropped the ball on the Florida shooter.
Deputies had been called to the kid's house 39 times over the past 7 years.
This was one troubled young man. Why was he not receiving mental health services? This is not to excuse what he did, you understand. If someone had heeded the clear warning signs, this tragedy might have been avoided.
Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2018 11:06 PM (/6BId)

The most important thing is that the police officers went home safely.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 11:08 PM (sdi6R)

271 which end does cheney apply the cougar?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 11:07 PM (MTjB1)

Yeah, but George Schultz has a tiger....

Posted by: Mrs. George Schultz at February 16, 2018 11:08 PM (zCyNd)

272 254 Hello, Horde.

SO glad the weekend is here.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 16, 2018 11:03 PM (rJUlF)

Hey Captain! How goes it?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:08 PM (NWiLs)

273 Here in CO, I'd say we have two or three cougar attacks per decade.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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The last fatal bear attack we had was on a jogger.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 11:08 PM (w1zJX)

274 266 255 oooo Texas beer; Shiner Bock mmmmmm

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 11:09 PM (DAdSz)

275 I really enjoyed that women's snowboard roller derby where they were racing downhill to almost certain death. I didn't even know that was a thing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 11:09 PM (qJtVm)

276 Hey if it is illegal for Russians to try to tilt an election in America via expressing political viewpoints in America. Isn't it also illegal for Brits to do so?

I don't mean Steele. I mean when the Guardian sent letters from Brits to undecided Americans to try and tilt the election to Kerry in 2004.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2004/oct/18/uselections2004.usa2

Posted by: 18-1 at February 16, 2018 11:09 PM (Z8FFX)

277 Anyone know if Monk is ok? He was in bad shape last weekend.

Posted by: Mega at February 16, 2018 11:09 PM (rv0Fo)

278 Yeah, but George Schultz has a tiger....
Posted by: Mrs. George Schultz

A tiger!? In Africa!?

Posted by: British Officer what's missing a leg at February 16, 2018 11:10 PM (HScFq)

279 Here in CO, I'd say we have two or three cougar attacks per decade.

Hmm. Apparently happy hour in some downtown bars is more risky.

Posted by: the 29 year old Miklos at February 16, 2018 11:10 PM (zCyNd)

280 hey! pass it this way. no bogarting!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:02 PM

* slaps bbd's hand *

* hands bbd a Three Wolves shirt 3 sizes too big *

* turns around while bbd changes into it. *

* leads bbd to slivovitz *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2018 11:10 PM (DMUuz)

281 The FBI needs to get their act together. They dropped the ball on the Florida shooter.

...

It utterly amazes me that anyone believes that the FBI is going to save schools from homicidal teenagers.

It's almost as believable as Russians "uzing da FeesBOOK 2 Unnermine R Elexions!"

Almost.

Posted by: skip intro at February 16, 2018 11:10 PM (x25VP)

282 The margins

Posted by: NCKate at February 16, 2018 11:10 PM (Wd1rb)

283 Mega, Monk seemed okay the following day. Just dehydrated.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 11:10 PM (qJtVm)

284 Holy carp.
Some unranked Czech snow-boarder on borrowed skis has taken the lead in the super-G.
Right now it looks like Czechia---Austria---Liechtenstein for the medals.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2018 11:10 PM (0jtPF)

285 Coyotes are howling.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

-----------

This a code phrase, no?

Otherwise, last night I heard raccoons chittering.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 11:11 PM (w1zJX)

286 The FBI needs to get their act together. They dropped the ball on the Florida shooter.

Which one?

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 11:11 PM (O5Q3r)

287 Does it come with a customer-centric real-time dashboard interface for maximizing guttersnipe throughput?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:02 PM (NWiLs)

Hah !!!

Story Time ? Hell Yeah ... Story Time !!!

So - I do Automation and Controls. Think Factory Stuff. It's really not that hard once you know how.

So - in the nineties, when I started, linking the controllers out on the Factory Floor to computers to track inventory and stuff was really just getting started.

So - of course - that's when Factory Managers and Production Managers started wanting to see EXACTLY what was going on with the production lines - in real time. Why ? Well ... because it was cool, I guess.

So my dumb ass - not even five years out of school - gets asked in a meeting ...

Manager - Scogg, this data on my computer screen, how accurate is it ?

Scogg - well, within in a few seconds.

Manager - What can you do to make it faster.

Scogg - Why ? You don't do anything about shit you knew last month.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 11:11 PM (fiGNd)

288 286 The FBI needs to get their act together. They dropped the ball on the Florida shooter.

Which one?
Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 11:11 PM (O5Q3r)

Ouch. True, but ouch.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:11 PM (NWiLs)

289 The one St. Peter and dog cartoon I like best has an old bent over man with a wobbly cane. St Peter is standing there next to a dog that is furiously wagging his tail.

St Peter says to the man, "You must be little Timmy. I've heard good things about you for 70 years."

Posted by: Beartooth at February 16, 2018 11:11 PM (KxxpQ)

290 The last banana I ate was super ripe and made my mouth burn like eating cayenne pepper. I read that it was some kind of allergic reaction but who knows. Haven't had one since cuz I'm kind of a pussy about dying and shit.

Posted by: Mega at February 16, 2018 11:12 PM (rv0Fo)

291 280
Slivo is dangerous to give to the woman. Maybe she pounce you like cat on mouse, maybe she knife you. Maybe she do both. Benedictine is better and safer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:12 PM (fA1SL)

292 274 Beeeeeeeeebs! Jello shots! Where are WDS and Atomic Playgirl?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 11:06 PM (qJtVm)

ERIS!!!!! Where's DC so we can all do them off his abs?! sssllluurrrppp

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:13 PM (gQQ9b)

293 The latest I'm seeing in panhandling isn't with dogs, it's women in grocery store parking lots. What really pisses me off is that they aren't just asking for money, they're asking for "a few dollars". One of these gals is smoking while she asks you for "a few dollars".
And they're doing this near fast food places and dollar stores, where they could get jobs if they wanted to.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2018 11:13 PM (+lVUW)

294 Holy carp.
Some unranked Czech snow-boarder on borrowed skis has taken the lead in the super-G.
Right now it looks like Czechia---Austria---Liechtenstein for the medals.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2018 11:10 PM (0jtPF)

Shhhh. Gay skating is on NBC.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 16, 2018 11:13 PM (T71PA)

295 Some unranked Czech snow-boarder on borrowed skis has taken the lead in the super-G.
Right now it looks like Czechia---Austria---Liechtenstein for the medals.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille

Go Czechs. I'm down with everyone on Team Fuck EU No Rapefugees.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 11:13 PM (HScFq)

296 Scogg - Why ? You don't do anything about shit you knew last month.
Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 11:11 PM (fiGNd)

Hah! They do love their new and shiny bullshit. Actually doing anything productive with it, not so much.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:13 PM (NWiLs)

297 Coyotes are howling.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
-----------

This a code phrase, no?

The long howls of coyotes
Wound my heart with monotonous languor.

Posted by: BBC at February 16, 2018 11:13 PM (OHP7p)

298 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 11:10 PM (qJtVm)

Thanks Eris. You are clearly literate beyond all comprehension.

Posted by: Mega at February 16, 2018 11:13 PM (rv0Fo)

299 The Gods punish hubris!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 10:52 PM (qJtVm)

Love it Eris. And true.

Not watching but checking online results. I'm glad Nathan Chen had a redemptive skate tonight and just might win a medal! Adam Rippon had a pretty skate with little technical meat so little chance of medal. Step it up pretty boy!

Pride goeth before a fall Lindsey! And the Trump curse claims another.

Posted by: LizLem at February 16, 2018 11:13 PM (Y1fI+)

300 This is Moscow calling:

The raccoon has a long mustache.

The cougar is drinking a Manhattan.

Posted by: Radio Free Soros at February 16, 2018 11:14 PM (zCyNd)

301 Czech- Canada hockey on NBCSN. Tied at 2 halfway through 2.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 11:15 PM (O5Q3r)

302 The long howls of coyotes
Wound my heart with monotonous languor.
Posted by: BBC at February 16, 2018 11:13 PM (OHP7p)

The invasion is in the morning!

Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 16, 2018 11:15 PM (T71PA)

303 Shhhh. Gay skating is on NBC.
...

Let meebee cleer...urf...\\\nose whistle\\\.

What channel would that be on?

Posted by: Barky the Shameful at February 16, 2018 11:15 PM (x25VP)

304 So does the 'Not-officially-Gay' US skater have a realistic chance to medal? (Obviously the jap dude's gonna win).

Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 11:16 PM (mJXUS)

305 ERIS!!!!! Where's DC so we can all do them off his abs?! sssllluurrrppp
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:13 PM (gQQ9b)
---
*leans back on ice throne*

Let this saucy knave dance for his glazed donut vodka shots!

*claps hands*

Dance!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 11:16 PM (qJtVm)

306 264 hey! pass it this way. no bogarting!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:02 PM (gQQ9b)
---
Beeeeeeeeebs!

Jello shots!

Where are WDS and Atomic Playgirl?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 11:06 PM (qJtVm)

Looks like the weekend is getting off on the right foot.

Posted by: The Political Hat, GNAMM Survivor at February 16, 2018 11:16 PM (itfg0)

307 Was that Rippon guy teh ghey guy?

And, teh only thing good about the O-limp-dicks - hockey!

Tough for NBC to fvck that up...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 16, 2018 11:17 PM (8iiMU)

308
Seen at Beltway 8 and TX 288 in Houston: a panhandler talking on his cell phone. Is this a great country or what?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2018 11:17 PM (r6Wlg)

309 Hey Captain! How goes it?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:08 PM (NWiLs)
I've been without a home PC most of the week. It could be a power supply failure. A friend who is a bit more tech savvy than me will look at it tomorrow.Our radio station's engineer loaned me a Dell to use at home until I can get mine fixed.

Work is full of stress. I might have to be firing a couple of people who think the station is their own personal record player.

So...that's why I'm glad it's Friday.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 16, 2018 11:17 PM (rJUlF)

310 300. Baikal Babushka has old skates. Repeat: Baikal Babushka has old skates.

https://youtu.be/ntelYgAUkTg

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:17 PM (fA1SL)

311 Fuck ... it's almost 11:30 again. You people are addictive. ONT is the best thread.

Catch ya' laters. I've enjoyed this fuck-off week. Starting tomorrow ... about twenty-one consecutive days of Self-Employment ... also known as Sticking It To The Man, One Billable Hour At A Time.

Be Good, My Peeps.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 11:17 PM (fiGNd)

312 WooooDang Ladies!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 11:17 PM (DAdSz)

313 Since the Russian election interference activity started in2014, did the FBI notify all electoral candidates of possible Russian meddling?

Posted by: Amazon Suggestion: at February 16, 2018 11:17 PM (rdl6o)

314 Ok, dun for the night.
13 Trolls a rushin'
12 Pipers pipin'

And that's all I have to say. Till tomorrow.

Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with & Platinum Membership at February 16, 2018 11:17 PM (ywqmY)

315 Anyone see the Women's US/Canada hokey game the other day? It was intense.

Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 11:17 PM (mJXUS)

316 Anyone go see Afro-American Panther?

I hear Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X and Nelson Mandela are in it. Im sure its no Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 16, 2018 11:17 PM (foYMy)

317 Dancing saucer knaves FTW!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 11:18 PM (DAdSz)

318 Shhhh. Gay skating is on NBC.

I had to miss half the hockey game because of that shit. They had it on both NBC and NBCSC.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 11:18 PM (O5Q3r)

319 I used to play slalom with Reggie. Not sure we were using the cones right but it worked for us.

Posted by: Barry Odumbshit at February 16, 2018 11:18 PM (rv0Fo)

320 309 Hey Captain! How goes it?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:08 PM (NWiLs)
I've been without a home PC most of the week. It could be a power supply failure. A friend who is a bit more tech savvy than me will look at it tomorrow.Our radio station's engineer loaned me a Dell to use at home until I can get mine fixed.

Work is full of stress. I might have to be firing a couple of people who think the station is their own personal record player.

So...that's why I'm glad it's Friday.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 16, 2018 11:17 PM (rJUlF)

Yeesh. Rough week. I've never fired anyone, but I'm sure it's unpleasant.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:19 PM (NWiLs)

321 Night Scogg! Wishing you many billable hours!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 16, 2018 11:19 PM (DAdSz)

322 Scroll down, interesting list of bear attacks

https://preview.tinyurl.com/mupnxok

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 11:20 PM (Zdm89)

323 305 *leans back on ice throne*
Let this saucy knave dance for his glazed donut vodka shots!
*claps hands*Dance!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 11:16 PM (qJtVm)

knave indeed. he & his carrot loving buddy have utterly abandoned the 'ettes. And where is y5? we need to start planning GNAMM 2 Electric Bugaloo. and by we, i mean him.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:20 PM (gQQ9b)

324 320
309

Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for unemployment forms.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 16, 2018 11:20 PM (foYMy)

325 290 The last banana I ate was super ripe and made my mouth burn like eating cayenne pepper. I read that it was some kind of allergic reaction but who knows. Haven't had one since cuz I'm kind of a pussy about dying and shit.
Posted by: Mega at February 16, 2018 11:12 PM (rv0Fo)
-----------------------
Wow.
I had a reaction like that with a super-ripe pineapple a year or so ago. Mouth on FIRE. Horrible.
I'd never had that happen with pineapple before.

But banana? (Seems much milder than pineapple to begin with.) Maybe certain fruits have something in them when super-ripe that older peeps (over 2

might react to.
Interesting.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2018 11:21 PM (0jtPF)

326 One skater performed to Game of Thrones earlier.

Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 11:21 PM (mJXUS)

327 knave indeed. he & his carrot loving buddy have utterly abandoned the 'ettes. And where is y5? we need to start planning GNAMM 2 Electric Bugaloo. and by we, i mean him.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:20 PM (gQQ9b)

I'll be contacting him about it.

Posted by: The Political Hat, GNAMM Survivor at February 16, 2018 11:22 PM (itfg0)

328 Baikal Babushka has old skates.

"My skates were made in 1943."

"By me. From parts of a PzKw IV I destroyed on the Voronezh Front. With a stick."

"In my kitchen."

Posted by: Miklos, correcting the record slightly at February 16, 2018 11:22 PM (zCyNd)

329 Seen at Beltway 8 and TX 288 in Houston: a panhandler talking on his cell phone. Is this a great country or what?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Reminds me of a (probably apocryphal) story of the days under Uncle Joe. The Politburo thought it would be a good idea to show Soviet subjects "The Grapes of Wrath" to show them how tough life was under Capitalism. The idea was shitcanned when the reaction was "America is so rich, even peasants have pickup trucks".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 11:22 PM (HScFq)

330 Ah, the weekend. I'm now 23540 days without horse whipping or hanging a politician or newsreader from a lamp post.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 16, 2018 11:22 PM (clnuy)

331 lol. China dude skating to Star Wars

Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 11:22 PM (mJXUS)

332 My Barry is a sports fan
So he plays with balls whenever he can.
Because his favorite sport you see
Is playing tonsil hockey!

Posted by: Reggie Lovin at February 16, 2018 11:22 PM (rdl6o)

333 Slivo is dangerous to give to the woman. Maybe she pounce you like cat on mouse, maybe she knife you. Maybe she do both. Benedictine is better and safer.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:12 PM

Ah, but that provides the frisson, no?

We are men, we want women of spirit! The challenge of gentling them without breaking that spirit! This is what is greatest in life!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2018 11:23 PM (DMUuz)

334 SBD ONT

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2018 11:23 PM (KXVP7)

335
Yeesh. Rough week. I've never fired anyone, but I'm sure it's unpleasant.
Posted by: Insomniac
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Its sucks. Imagine a grown man crying. Ugh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 11:23 PM (Zdm89)

336 332 My Barry is a sports fan
So he plays with balls whenever he can.
Because his favorite sport you see
Is playing tonsil hockey!
Posted by: Reggie Lovin at February 16, 2018 11:22 PM (rdl6o)

Watch out for high sticking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 16, 2018 11:24 PM (cfHE9)

337 327 I'll be contacting him about it.
Posted by: The Political Hat, GNAMM Su

what do y'all think, same hotel or switch it up?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:24 PM (gQQ9b)

338 Posted by: LizLem at February 16, 2018 11:13 PM (Y1fI+)

It's a shame Adam couldn't keep his trap shut because other than his grandstanding he has an engaging personality and he skates beautifully.

But he will never be as splendiferously queer as Johnny Weir:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLi8DgL-sAA

I've enjoyed Johnny and Tara's commentary.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 11:24 PM (qJtVm)

339 326
One skater performed to Game of Thrones earlier.

The skater was found dead later. Little man seen rapping wanted for questioning.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 16, 2018 11:24 PM (foYMy)

340 Yeesh. Rough week. I've never fired anyone, but I'm sure it's unpleasant.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:19 PM (NWiLs)
I've only done it a couple of times in my career. I don't like it, but when it has to be done...
Still, it's not the weirdest thing to happen this week. Yesterday morning, our news director arrived at the office, parked in the lot behind the building...and found a dead body in the alley. It was a suicide, poor guy.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 16, 2018 11:24 PM (rJUlF)

341 Ah, the weekend. I'm now 23540 days without horse whipping or hanging a politician or newsreader from a lamp post.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 16, 2018 11:22 PM (clnuy)

That's got to change! Who's with us?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 16, 2018 11:25 PM (T71PA)

342
Seen at Beltway 8 and TX 288 in Houston: a panhandler talking on his cell phone. Is this a great country or what?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Reminds me of a (probably apocryphal) story of the days under Uncle
Joe. The Politburo thought it would be a good idea to show Soviet
subjects "The Grapes of Wrath" to show them how tough life was under
Capitalism. The idea was shitcanned when the reaction was "America is
so rich, even peasants have pickup trucks".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
...........
In a country where the standard worker's joke was "We pretend to work, and they pretend to pay us."

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 16, 2018 11:25 PM (5tSKk)

343 we don't deserve dogs

Posted by: TickledPink at February 16, 2018 11:26 PM (TL2pK)

344 Chinese skater is dancing to Cantina Band. Blogger at Guardian says he's dancing like an ewok, lol. Then fell. So a drunk Ewok?

Posted by: LizLem at February 16, 2018 11:26 PM (Y1fI+)

345 I'll be contacting him about it.
Posted by: The Political Hat, GNAMM Survivor at February 16, 2018 11:22 PM (itfg0)
---
Let's just hold it at Y5's place!

Missus Y5 will adore us, I know it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 11:26 PM (qJtVm)

346 The few times I have ever fired anyone, they got jobs paying significantly more than what I had been paying them.

I must be a lousy boss.

Posted by: Miklos, occasional entrepreneur at February 16, 2018 11:27 PM (zCyNd)

347 335
Yeesh. Rough week. I've never fired anyone, but I'm sure it's unpleasant.
Posted by: Insomniac
-----------

Its sucks. Imagine a grown man crying. Ugh.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 11:23 PM (Zdm89)

Damn. I save my post-firing crying for after I leave the building, but I know the feeling.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:27 PM (NWiLs)

348 341 Ah, the weekend. I'm now 23540 days without horse whipping or hanging a politician or newsreader from a lamp post.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 16, 2018 11:22 PM (clnuy)

That's got to change! Who's with us?
Posted by: DR.WTF?

*Bides time quietly*
*Seethes angrily in the darkness*

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at February 16, 2018 11:27 PM (clnuy)

349 304 So does the 'Not-officially-Gay' US skater have a realistic chance to medal? (Obviously the jap dude's gonna win).
Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 11:16 PM (mJXUS)
---------------------------
Nathan Chen? He absolutely bombed in the short program so he has miles of ground to make up, I fear.

But he came out tonight and NAILED the free-skate --- lots of tough technical moves, plus great artistry. So there's a small chance he could medal. Others will have to fall on their faces.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2018 11:27 PM (0jtPF)

350 Still, it's not the weirdest thing to happen this week. Yesterday morning, our news director arrived at the office, parked in the lot behind the building...and found a dead body in the alley. It was a suicide, poor guy.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 16, 2018 11:24 PM (rJUlF)

Good Lord.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:27 PM (NWiLs)

351 I could truly use a good cougar about now. It's been a long time.
CO seems to have more animal attacks than WA does, Too many people there. I do remember the sad case of a toddler disappearing from a trail a few years ago, He was ahead of tthe family. Never found his remains. The assumption was a cougar got him.

Posted by: Winston at February 16, 2018 11:27 PM (wgCUV)

352 340
Yeesh. Rough week. I've never fired anyone, but I'm sure it's unpleasant.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:19 PM (NWiLs)
I've only done it a couple of times in my career. I don't like it, but when it has to be done...
Still,
it's not the weirdest thing to happen this week. Yesterday morning, our
news director arrived at the office, parked in the lot behind the
building...and found a dead body in the alley. It was a suicide, poor
guy.

So its a country music station then.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 16, 2018 11:28 PM (foYMy)

353 320. I've done it. It's like anything else - unpleasant at first, but over time, it becomes like shallow grave maintenance - just another thing that has to be done.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:28 PM (fA1SL)

354 337 327 I'll be contacting him about it.
Posted by: The Political Hat, GNAMM Su

what do y'all think, same hotel or switch it up?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:24 PM (gQQ9b)

There was interest in the Orleans instead of the Rio.

Posted by: The Political Hat, GNAMM Survivor at February 16, 2018 11:28 PM (itfg0)

355 Chen got screwed over by bad judging.

Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 11:29 PM (mJXUS)

356 But he will never be as splendiferously queer as Johnny Weir:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLi8DgL-sAA

I've enjoyed Johnny and Tara's commentary.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 11:24 PM (qJtVm)

I saw Weir and didn't mind him. He's flaming but he's not obnoxious.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 16, 2018 11:29 PM (T71PA)

357 But banana? (Seems much milder than pineapple to begin with.) Maybe certain fruits have something in them when super-ripe that older peeps (over 29) might react to.Interesting.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2018 11:21 PM (0jtPF)
---------

Hmm. So maybe it was because it was ripe? There is a name for the type of reaction but I forgot it. I wonder if the chemical cooks off in banana bread. I've missed making my banana bread.

Posted by: Mega at February 16, 2018 11:29 PM (rv0Fo)

358 345 Let's just hold it at Y5's place!
Missus Y5 will adore us, I know it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 11:26 PM (qJtVm)

but do they have an ice vodka bar? i'm still pissed i was sick & couldn't drink. and do they have a mall with choo, prada, versace & a louboutin store i can get thrown out of for drooling on the boots?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:29 PM (gQQ9b)

359 . Then fell. So a drunk Ewok?
Posted by: LizLem

Wait...
Ace is a Chinese figure skater?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 11:30 PM (HScFq)

360 I've done it. It's like anything else - unpleasant at first, but over time, it becomes like shallow grave maintenance - just another thing that has to be done.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:28 PM (fA1SL)

Those little Kubota Bobcats can't be beat.

Posted by: Miklos, occasional maintainer at February 16, 2018 11:30 PM (zCyNd)

361 I fired a guy who wrote claim settlement checks to phantom claimants on real auto accident claims. Mostly to friends. I would have liked to have seen him cry.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 11:30 PM (F4kQO)

362 328. Isn't she great? And those vakenki. Babushka rocks.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:31 PM (fA1SL)

363 Some comments:
1: That pooch deserves a Viking Burial and a 21 Gun Salute. A most Honorable Death in combat. Hachiko would approve

2: Add Lindsey Vonn to the list of celebs who have run afoul the Trump Curse! "Ha! Ha!" as Nelson Muntz would put it. (She's still a One, though.)

3: Glad Banana Boy got hammered. Oh and if you're reading: WINONA SUCKS!

Posted by: Jackal at February 16, 2018 11:31 PM (o3+fQ)

364 I hope Mitt Romney fails.

Posted by: skip intro at February 16, 2018 11:31 PM (x25VP)

365 ...and now slopestyle. What a garbage discipline.

Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2018 11:31 PM (XA9IT)

366 >>> But he will never be as splendiferously queer as Johnny Weir:

Many aspire to the technicolor dreamcoat rainbowness of Weir, few achieve it.

He's behaving professionally in his gig and not like an SJW toolbag, so he gets a pass from me. And I do enjoy the fashion.

Posted by: LizLem at February 16, 2018 11:31 PM (Y1fI+)

367 354 There was interest in the Orleans instead of the Rio.
Posted by: The Political Hat, GNAMM Survivor at February 16, 2018 11:28 PM (

Aaaaaccck, opsec!!!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:31 PM (gQQ9b)

368 361 I fired a guy who wrote claim settlement checks to phantom claimants on real auto accident claims. Mostly to friends. I would have liked to have seen him cry.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 11:30 PM (F4kQO)

He should've gone to jail. I've never been terminated for cause and would never dream of embezzling from an employer.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:32 PM (NWiLs)

369 If Johnny Weir was any more flaming he would be another sun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 16, 2018 11:32 PM (aMlLZ)

370 But he came out tonight and NAILED the free-skate
--- lots of tough technical moves, plus great artistry. So there's a
small chance he could medal. Others will have to fall on their faces.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2018 11:27 PM (0jtPF)

-------------------------
The USA in general has been sucking this entire Olympics. 5 of our 8 medals has been in snowboarding. We are tanking in all other events.

Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 11:33 PM (mJXUS)

371 362. Valenki, even.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:33 PM (fA1SL)

372 So its a country music station then.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 16, 2018 11:28 PM (foYMy)
One of our two stations is, yes.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 16, 2018 11:33 PM (rJUlF)

373 The USA in general has been sucking this entire Olympics. 5 of our 8 medals has been in snowboarding. We are tanking in all other events.
Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 11:33 PM (mJXUS)

They should've spent more time training and less time posturing.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:34 PM (NWiLs)

374 Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:32 PM (NWiLs)

Our company lawyers didnt want to press charges. He probably went to another company and stole from them.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 11:34 PM (F4kQO)

375 371 362. Valenki, even.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:33 PM (fA1SL)

That's the large size coffee at Starbucks, right?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:34 PM (NWiLs)

376 The USA in general has been sucking this entire Olympics. 5 of our 8 medals has been in snowboarding. We are tanking in all other events.
Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 11:33 PM (mJXUS)

They should've spent more time training and less time posturing.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:34 PM (NWiLs)

bingo...fucking bingo

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 16, 2018 11:34 PM (aMlLZ)

377 Nikolas Cruz. Possibly Russian/Cuban??? With some motivations???

Nope. Nothing to see here. Move on.....

Posted by: The FBI at February 16, 2018 11:35 PM (pAx+1)

378 374 Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:32 PM (NWiLs)

Our company lawyers didnt want to press charges. He probably went to another company and stole from them.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 11:34 PM (F4kQO)

That's a safe bet.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:35 PM (NWiLs)

379 I hope Mitt Romney fails.

Posted by: skip intro at February 16, 2018 11:31 PM (x25VP)

C'mon, Skip.

Mitt hasn't succeeded at anything in 20 years.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 16, 2018 11:35 PM (zCyNd)

380 363 Oh and if you're reading: WINONA SUCKS!
Posted by: Jackal at February 16, 2018 11:31 PM (o3+fQ)

Umm...it has been my experience that that's a plus for the vast majority of men. no clue if she swallows.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:35 PM (gQQ9b)

381 Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:34 PM (NWiLs)

They need a cross country monster truck event.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 11:35 PM (F4kQO)

382 375. At cmapbukc, da. Is very stronk taste.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:35 PM (fA1SL)

383 334 SBD ONT
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2018 11:23 PM (KXVP7)

Dauntless? Maybe Anna Puma can give more details.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 11:35 PM (sdi6R)

384 well, it must suck being a trump hating olympian that can't win a medal.

how are you going to reject an invitation to the wh if you do not even deserve one?

maybe they will tweet out that they threw their events to spite Trump?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 11:36 PM (MTjB1)

385 AM and FM? Or are these like the stations on the way to Vegas. Same music over different freqs.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 16, 2018 11:36 PM (foYMy)

386 Damn. I save my post-firing crying for after I leave the building, but I know the feeling.

The last time I got laid off was six months after my wife died. My boss was a wreck about it. I had to calm HIM down. But I ended up with the best job I ever had.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 11:36 PM (O5Q3r)

387 BERS!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:37 PM (gQQ9b)

388 Ugh. Too much had to go wrong for Nathan to medal tonight, but he threw down the long program of a lifetime. Proud of him for getting back on the ice, and doing splendidly.

As far as Mr Rippon...I don't even mind the queening around, and the brash arrogance of youth. But fuck him for making it political where it didn't need to be. He doesn't even know the fan base he might have had. Putz.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #FreeAgencyBlows at February 16, 2018 11:37 PM (JXtuJ)

389 Umm...it has been my experience that that's a plus for the vast majority of men. no clue if she swallows.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy

She has the look of one who does.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 11:37 PM (HScFq)

390 They should've spent more time training and less time posturing.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:34 PM (NWiLs)
------------------lol. So true.

Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 11:37 PM (mJXUS)

391 BERS!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:37 PM (gQQ9b)

BOOBS!!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 16, 2018 11:38 PM (aMlLZ)

392 351
I could truly use a good cougar about now.

Posted by: Winston at February 16, 2018 11:27 PM (wgCUV)

Me too.
One with nice boobehs.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 16, 2018 11:38 PM (8iiMU)

393 They need a cross country monster truck event.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 11:35 PM (F4kQO)
----
This fight is to the death!

*cue Star Trek arena music*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 11:39 PM (qJtVm)

394 392 351
I could truly use a good cougar about now.

Posted by: Winston at February 16, 2018 11:27 PM (wgCUV)

Me too.
One with nice boobehs.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 16, 2018 11:38 PM (8iiMU)

Or a coed with daddy issues.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:39 PM (NWiLs)

395 I fired a guy when I ran a arcade. He pissed me off so bad I paid him out in quarters. He tried to file a fake worker comp claim. Found out he was lying about so many things.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 16, 2018 11:39 PM (foYMy)

396 Apparently the 'rockstar' of skating is performing now.

Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 11:39 PM (mJXUS)

397 They need a cross country monster truck event.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 16, 2018 11:35 PM (F4kQO)

Good one.

That reminds me. What about biathlon? Those people are amazing. Cross country ski racing and then pausing for target shooting...and they're good marksmen.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at February 16, 2018 11:39 PM (T71PA)

398 The last fatal bear attack we had was on a jogger.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 11:08 PM (w1zJX)

There was a fatal cougar attack on a female jogger near Canmore, Alberta, close to 20 years ago.

Posted by: Hope Solo at February 16, 2018 11:39 PM (Dbv1R)

399 Me too.
One with nice boobehs.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

I've got one at my gym. She's always flashing the big, fake cleavage at me. If I wasn't such a sperg, I'd have hit that.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 11:40 PM (HScFq)

400 That's the large size coffee at Starbucks, right?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:34 PM (NWiLs)

No. Try to make Molotov Cocktail from Starbucks carry-out cup with lid.

Felt slippers are excellent component of real item, requires actual bottle.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Russians.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at February 16, 2018 11:40 PM (zCyNd)

401 AM and FM? Or are these like the stations on the way to Vegas. Same music over different freqs.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 16, 2018 11:36 PM (foYMy)

We have two FM stations, each with a different music format. Both main studios are in the same building.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 16, 2018 11:40 PM (rJUlF)

402 The Olympics are communist.

The Olympics are run by Communists.

Communists infect the Olympics.

NBC Communists broadcast the Olympics.

Communist techno-crats advertise during the Olympics.

American viewers: "yay!"

Posted by: skip intro at February 16, 2018 11:40 PM (x25VP)

403 395 I fired a guy when I ran a arcade. He pissed me off so bad I paid him out in quarters. He tried to file a fake worker comp claim. Found out he was lying about so many things.
Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 16, 2018 11:39 PM (foYMy)

Great. Maybe it's the work ethic that was beaten into me, but I just can't fathom how people can do shit like that and live with themselves.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:41 PM (NWiLs)

404 well, it must suck being a trump hating olympian that can't win a medal.

how are you going to reject an invitation to the wh if you do not even deserve one?

maybe they will tweet out that they threw their events to spite Trump?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 11:36 PM (MTjB1)

--------------------------------
You just KNOW that guy who cried racism only wanted to be the flag bearer in order to some stupid kneeling protest of some kind on the world stage.

Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 11:41 PM (mJXUS)

405 400. Miklos, on znachit de wey, bruddas!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:41 PM (fA1SL)

406 393 *cue Star Trek arena music*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 11:39 PM (qJtVm)

Bbbwwwwaaaaahhhh

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:42 PM (gQQ9b)

407 399 Me too.
One with nice boobehs.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

I've got one at my gym. She's always flashing the big, fake cleavage at me. If I wasn't such a sperg, I'd have hit that.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 11:40 PM (HScFq)

Are you actually aspie or just really shy?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:42 PM (NWiLs)

408 Apparently the 'rockstar' of skating is performing now.

Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 11:39 PM (mJXUS)

Oden says the word rockstar and ice queen should never be used in the same sentence together.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 16, 2018 11:42 PM (aMlLZ)

409 Ooooh...Kathryn Tappen in Korea! Finally some NBC Olympic coverage that I like!

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 11:42 PM (O5Q3r)

410 380
363 Oh and if you're reading: WINONA SUCKS!

Posted by: Jackal at February 16, 2018 11:31 PM (o3+fQ)

Umm...it has been my experience that that's a plus for the vast majority of men. no clue if she swallows.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:35 PM (gQQ9b)

============
Dammit, walked into that one. Replace that with "Overrated Klepto!". Not as pithy though...

Posted by: Jackal at February 16, 2018 11:43 PM (o3+fQ)

411 She's always flashing the big, fake cleavage at me. If I wasn't such a sperg, I'd have hit that.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 11:40 PM (HScFq)

Do you know what would happen if you did hit that?

Posted by: Flubber Technologies, SA de CV at February 16, 2018 11:43 PM (zCyNd)

412
There was a fatal cougar attack on a female jogger near Canmore, Alberta, close to 20 years ago.
Posted by: Hope Solo
----

See list at 322

Situational awareness, caution. A firearm is a good idea also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 11:44 PM (9tO1t)

413 407. Duh! Spergs don't know they're spergs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:44 PM (fA1SL)

414 fired a guy when I ran a arcade. He pissed me off so bad I paid him out in quarters. He tried to file a fake worker comp claim. Found out he was lying about so many things.
Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February

so he beat your score on pacman?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 11:44 PM (MTjB1)

415 I've got one at my gym. She's always flashing the big, fake cleavage at me. If I wasn't such a sperg, I'd have hit that.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 11:40 PM (HScFq)

Somewhere in hell a man card burns brightly. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 16, 2018 11:45 PM (aMlLZ)

416 She's always flashing the big, fake cleavage at me. If I wasn't such a sperg, I'd have hit that.

...

Do you know what would happen if you did hit that?

Why yes. Yes I do.

Posted by: Gloria Allred at February 16, 2018 11:45 PM (x25VP)

417 Are you actually aspie or just really shy?
Posted by: Insomniac

Mildly. I'm old enough that it wasn't really a thing when I was a kid, so I was just the weird one that had trouble making friends. But I have all the signs of being "on the spectrum".

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 11:45 PM (HScFq)

418 Situational awareness, caution. A firearm is a good idea also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 11:44 PM (9tO1t)
---
HammerCat lets you pack a roscoe in the house?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 16, 2018 11:45 PM (qJtVm)

419 I was stalked by a cougar one time. I was walking alone and unarmed about twilight. I rounded a bend and there the cougar was, maybe 25 feet away. We saw each other at the same instant and he crouched as if to pounce. I didn't run (and this was 40 years ago when running was a real option). I looked him in the eye and stared him down. Then the zoo closed and I had to leave.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 16, 2018 11:45 PM (+y/Ru)

420 414. Falsification of records. He wasn't really 'AAAAA'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:46 PM (fA1SL)

421 HammerCat lets you pack a roscoe in the house?
Posted by: All Hail Eris
-----

Pointless, really. He always purrs and weaves around my legs, then...there's blood...my blood. Little bastard is master of the hit-and-run ambush.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 11:49 PM (w1zJX)

422 417. My dude, #1 Son is a sperg. Trust me - if ya think ya might be a sperg, ya ain't. This 'spectrum' bullshit is just so much pizdek inflicted on parents of quiet or weird kids.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:49 PM (fA1SL)

423
I got stalked by a cougar one time. She was 40, I was 22. She made a comment about girls my age still saying ouch. Silly me commented about not having to tie a board to my ass.

true story.lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 16, 2018 11:49 PM (aMlLZ)

424 Cats rule!
Dogs drool.

Posted by: Pogomip at February 16, 2018 11:49 PM (8Ztjy)

425 They should've spent more time training and less time posturing.

Now you tell me.

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at February 16, 2018 11:49 PM (XA9IT)

426 357---Hmm. So maybe it was because it was ripe? There is a name for the type of reaction but I forgot it. I wonder if the chemical cooks off in banana bread. I've missed making my banana bread.
Posted by: Mega at February 16, 2018 11:29 PM (rv0Fo)
-------------------------------
Yeah, it's weird.
But I will bet anything that the banana bread would be just fine.

I have not eaten fresh pineapple since my own incident but I have eaten canned. No problem. And before too long I might try not-so-ripe fresh pineapple.
MIGHT.
Maybe.
I'm still scared of it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2018 11:49 PM (0jtPF)

427 THX-1138th

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 16, 2018 11:50 PM (IJ5VR)

428 Dammit, walked into that one. Replace that with "Overrated Klepto!". Not as pithy though...

Posted by: Jackal at February 16, 2018 11:43 PM (o3+fQ)

I saw Overrated Klepto open for Company Of Thieves a couple of years ago.
Then they stole all the gate reciepts.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 16, 2018 11:50 PM (rJUlF)

429 415; they are real if you can feel them.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2018 11:50 PM (KP5rU)

430 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii

True. I could just be shy and have mild OCD. There would be overlap of symptoms.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 11:51 PM (HScFq)

431 421. Sounds like my housecat, Marlowe. Never forget when I met him. It was a warm night. The fog wrapped itself around the city like a dirty scarf on a stewbum's neck.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:51 PM (fA1SL)

432 417 Are you actually aspie or just really shy?
Posted by: Insomniac

Mildly. I'm old enough that it wasn't really a thing when I was a kid, so I was just the weird one that had trouble making friends. But I have all the signs of being "on the spectrum".
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 11:45 PM (HScFq)

I hear you. I was much the same way. It can be a difficult thing to sort out as there are other traits when put together will present basically the same way. Put a high level of introversion together with an avoidant personality, complete lack of self-confidence, and a dash of social anxiety and you've got something that looks just like being "on the spectrum."

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:51 PM (NWiLs)

433 Duh! Spergs don't know they're spergs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:44 PM (fA1SL)
So, if I'm a sperg, but start to suspect I'm a sperg, I turn into a normie?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 16, 2018 11:51 PM (rJUlF)

434 >>>Dogs drool.

Sure, but just give them the treat! Making them wait is just mean!

Posted by: Dcpere Yvrqba Iwa at February 16, 2018 11:52 PM (YVvkI)

435 they are real if you can feel them.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 16, 2018 11:50 PM (KP5rU)

yeeuuuus to obi-wan you listen.

more graphic opinion- I would care if there was enough plastic in them to build a jap car.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 16, 2018 11:52 PM (aMlLZ)

436 um..wouldn't care.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 16, 2018 11:52 PM (aMlLZ)

437 Overrated Klepto open for Company Of Thieves a couple of years ago.
Then they stole all the gate reciepts.
--------------

Cool! I saw them open for Guttersnipe, 2002, Charlotte.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 16, 2018 11:52 PM (nBBdT)

438 Nothing like spending the evening waiting on an emotional three year old to finish using the restaurant toilet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2018 11:52 PM (weHYI)

439 Put a high level of introversion together with an
avoidant personality, complete lack of self-confidence, and a dash of
social anxiety and you've got something that looks just like being "on
the spectrum."

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:51 PM (NWiLs)
...aaaand there's my personality.
I sometimes wonder how the hell I ended up in broadcasting.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 16, 2018 11:53 PM (rJUlF)

440 430. There ya go. It's that whole 'think horses' and Occam's Razor deal.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:53 PM (fA1SL)

441 He demanded that I pay him within three days of his termination. California law. The company home office wasn't going to get a check there in time since they were on the east coast. The third day was my collection day and all my paper money went into the deposit at the bank. Oh he was pissed..I just smiled.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 16, 2018 11:53 PM (foYMy)

442 438 Nothing like spending the evening waiting on an emotional three year old to finish using the restaurant toilet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2018 11:52 PM (weHYI)

Women, amiright?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:53 PM (NWiLs)

443 Basura why are you on a date with TrigglyPuff? Did you lose a Super Bowl bet?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 16, 2018 11:54 PM (IJ5VR)

444 blanco! s'up?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:54 PM (gQQ9b)

445 how do you distinguish between people that have a hard time making friends and are simply unlikable? is there a scientific way to make a determination.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 11:54 PM (MTjB1)

446 I admit I'd kind of like if one of these cougars grabbed Adam Schiff by his scrawny little neck and gave him a good shaking and then let him go.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 16, 2018 11:55 PM (5fRCd)

447 414
fired a guy when I ran a arcade. He pissed me off so bad I paid him out
in quarters. He tried to file a fake worker comp claim. Found out he was
lying about so many things.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February

so he beat your score on pacman?

No it was Mortal Kombat so I FINISHED HIM.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 16, 2018 11:55 PM (foYMy)

448 Nothing much bbd. Just waiting on the little guy to finish up so I can help wash his hands.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2018 11:55 PM (weHYI)

449 No it was Mortal Kombat so I FINISHED HIM.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February

lol

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 11:55 PM (MTjB1)

450 I admit I'd kind of like if one of these cougars grabbed Adam Schiff by his scrawny little neck and gave him a good shaking and then let him go.

Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at February 16, 2018 11:55 PM (5fRCd)

Let him go? He needs a trip through the colon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 16, 2018 11:56 PM (aMlLZ)

451 how do you distinguish between people that have a hard time making friends and are simply unlikable? is there a scientific way to make a determination.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- -

My mom says I'm cool.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 16, 2018 11:56 PM (HScFq)

452 EYYYY

First Friday-night post to the Horde, only 6 or 7 drinks deep and feeling FIIIINE

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 16, 2018 11:56 PM (13PHl)

453 432
I hear you. I was much the same way. It can be a difficult thing to sort out as there are other traits when put together will present basically the same way. Put a high level of introversion together with an avoidant personality, complete lack of self-confidence, and a dash of social anxiety and you've got something that looks just like being "on the spectrum."
Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:51 PM (NWiLs)

Hmm. I resemble that remark.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 11:56 PM (sdi6R)

454
John O. Brennan, Super Prick : "My take: Implausible that Russian actions did not influence the views and votes of at least some Americans."

Sure thing Sparky -- really stupid 'Mericans. But we all are, compared to MENSA members such as you, aren't we?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 16, 2018 11:56 PM (0spTc)

455 Katana arches an elegant eyebrow. "Oh really. You finished him.... Bet it wasn't flawless."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 16, 2018 11:56 PM (IJ5VR)

456 433. Nope. Ya got spergs, normies, cucks, and autists. An autist is, of course, a high priest of Kek and servant of Pepe, memes be upon him. A self-aware sperg can become an autist, unless the normie filth indoctrinate him in their cuckish ways.
https://youtu.be/J934YnNMuQA

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:57 PM (fA1SL)

457 skip the cougar would much prefer if schiff got the full decaprio ursine.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 11:57 PM (MTjB1)

458 448 Just waiting on the little guy to finish up so I can help wash his hands.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February

Exiting huh?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:57 PM (gQQ9b)

459 Time to wash hands. I'll BBL from the cardboard box.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 16, 2018 11:57 PM (weHYI)

460 So I was thinking:

---------------------------
Obama - Deliverer of Hope and Change
McCain - Independent "Maverick"
Romney - Brilliant Self-Made Turnaround Businessman
---------------------------

All narratives were (of course) a Fake News Fairy Tale Bill of Goods.

And here we are and the current guy is *literally* all of the above and more. Remarkable when you think about it.

Posted by: Mega at February 16, 2018 11:59 PM (rv0Fo)

461 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 11:57 PM (fA1SL)

Spautists then?

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:00 AM (13PHl)

462 how do you distinguish between people that have a hard time making friends and are simply unlikable? is there a scientific way to make a determination.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 16, 2018 11:54 PM (MTjB1)

I have my methods. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:00 AM (aMlLZ)

463 439 Put a high level of introversion together with an
avoidant personality, complete lack of self-confidence, and a dash of
social anxiety and you've got something that looks just like being "on
the spectrum."

Posted by: Insomniac at February 16, 2018 11:51 PM (NWiLs)
...aaaand there's my personality.
I sometimes wonder how the hell I ended up in broadcasting.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 16, 2018 11:53 PM (rJUlF)

Mine too, which is how I came up with all that. Add in a crippling fear of failure (all mistakes are failure, BTW, as is not instantly succeeding), a horrifyingly negative self___ and an outsized sense of self-loathing and there I am.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 12:00 AM (NWiLs)

464 how do you distinguish between people that have a hard time making friends and are simply unlikable?
---------------------------

The people that have a hard time making friends actually care about making friends. Unlikable people don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 12:02 AM (rv0Fo)

465 Is it to bad that Dr. Ruth can't analyze the ONT Horde?

Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:02 AM (IJ5VR)

466 Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 12:00 AM (NWiLs)

Holy fuck, add in a fear of commitment to anything and you got me. Kept wanting to join the military and never did because i was afraid of it.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:02 AM (13PHl)

467 The company finished me about a year later after I moved to Vegas. They went bankrupt and stuck me for two weeks of vacation time. Times like this I miss that crappy job. One night I got to see Madonna and then Cher..and then another Madonna. It was try out night for La cage aux follies.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 12:04 AM (foYMy)

468 464. Am unlikeable, can confirm.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 12:04 AM (fA1SL)

469 If you don't at least appreciate Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car for how groovy it is, you're a jabroni .

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:05 AM (13PHl)

470 465 Is it to bad that Dr. Ruth can't analyze the ONT Horde?

Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:02 AM (IJ5VR)

Is she even still alive? Of course we already know what she'd say: "You need to be having zex!"

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 12:05 AM (NWiLs)

471 Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 12:02 AM (rv0Fo)

...

What if this depends on how much I've been drinking?

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:06 AM (13PHl)

472 Madonna, Cher, and Madonna again? How many Yokos is that worth?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2018 12:06 AM (Dbv1R)

473 I bet Dr Ruth would identify the cucks.

Posted by: Dcpere Yvrqba Iwa at February 17, 2018 12:06 AM (YVvkI)

474 470. That little dwarf was a sniper. Who are we to argue against her?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 12:06 AM (fA1SL)

475 Holy fuck, add in a fear of commitment to anything and you got me. Kept wanting to join the military and never did because i was afraid of it.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:02 AM (13PHl)

The commitment or the military? Unless you're a thrill-seeker or a true believer, I think that the prospect of joining the military would cause most people some degree of trepidation.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 12:07 AM (NWiLs)

476 Is it to bad that Dr. Ruth can't analyze the ONT Horde?

Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:02 AM (IJ5VR)

Is she even still alive? Of course we already know what she'd say: "You need to be having zex!"
Posted by: Insomniac

She was an IDF badass back in the day (way back) right?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 12:07 AM (HScFq)

477 474 470. That little dwarf was a sniper. Who are we to argue against her?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 12:06 AM (fA1SL)

Maybe she'd just shoot me.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 12:07 AM (NWiLs)

478 Can we come up with a pill-title for someone that oscillates between the red pill, the black pill, and the iron pill?

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:08 AM (13PHl)

479 Mine too, which is how I came up with all that. Add in a crippling fear of failure (all mistakes are failure, BTW, as is not instantly succeeding), a horrifyingly negative self___ and an outsized sense of self-loathing and there I am.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 12:00 AM (NWiLs)

you're gonna make mistakes. Its called being human. Instant success is a myth, yeah it may happen, but its pretty rare. Failing is also human, if everything always went 100% as planned there would be nothing to strive for. When things come too easy you just don't appreciate them as much.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:08 AM (aMlLZ)

480 alright, time to go make coffee cake, p.98 of the cookbook. going to see gushie's parents in the morning & i owe them a coffee cake. maybe bbl.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 17, 2018 12:08 AM (gQQ9b)

481 476. Earlier still. Haganah, she was. She was IDF before it became mainstream.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 12:08 AM (fA1SL)

482 There is no text on the ONT that isn't a link. Amazing.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 17, 2018 12:09 AM (rHGeg)

483 Take care Bebes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:09 AM (IJ5VR)

484 Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 12:07 AM (NWiLs)

Try struggling with wanting to for a decade and never getting any closure to it. 18-27 and going strong. Think I just got brain problems.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:09 AM (13PHl)

485 If you don't at least appreciate Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car for how groovy it is, you're a jabroni .

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:05 AM (13PHl)
I may not know whether i'm a sperg or an autist, but at least I know I'm not a jabroni.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 17, 2018 12:10 AM (rJUlF)

486 478 & 479. Look. The Tao of the Slav - which is the only way I've yet found that reconciles all the facts of existence - is not an easy one. Nespatnik and many's the other have only begun to walk its way. There is nothing at the end, of course. There is only the walking. It is enough, however.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 12:12 AM (fA1SL)

487 And I am still amazed you Humans are the top of the food chain. Nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:12 AM (IJ5VR)

488
Humans could take lessons in friendship and loyalty from dogs. They are the most unconditional being on the planet.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 17, 2018 12:12 AM (S/hVx)

489 Is it to bad that Dr. Ruth can't analyze the ONT Horde?

Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:02 AM (IJ5VR)

Riiight, I need a midget bridge troll to tell me I spent my life as an oversexed satanic music playing unrepentant homophobe.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:12 AM (aMlLZ)

490 472 Madonna, Cher, and Madonna again? How many Yokos is that worth?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2018 12:06 AM (Dbv1R)

Too many.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 17, 2018 12:13 AM (rHGeg)

491 My last store was at the Riv. The regional manager was cheating on her husband with the food court owner. Instead of getting comp'ed for Crazy Girls we got La Cage tickets. That chick robbed me of $800.00 from my bill changer. No cameras on it, just on the slots and tables. Fled Vegas after that.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 12:13 AM (foYMy)

492 you're gonna make mistakes. Its called being human. Instant success is a myth, yeah it may happen, but its pretty rare. Failing is also human, if everything always went 100% as planned there would be nothing to strive for. When things come too easy you just don't appreciate them as much.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:08 AM (aMlLZ)

Believe me, that's something that I now know in my head on a surface level but was conditioned for years to believe what I just described. And failure wasn't just shame to my family and disgrace to my ancestors, it was complete failure of being. Trying to overcome that deeply-rooted level of fucked-upedness has not born much progress.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 12:14 AM (NWiLs)

493 489
Good for a laugh, anyway. And laughter pleases the gods no less than incense.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 12:14 AM (fA1SL)

494 489: i have always outlawed midgets from my sex life.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 12:14 AM (KP5rU)

495 465 Is it to bad that Dr. Ruth can't analyze the ONT Horde?

Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:02 AM (IJ5VR)

I think the Horde are greatly impressed by the fact that Dr. Ruth was a sniper more than anything.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 12:16 AM (sdi6R)

496 And kicked in the side of her rental car...

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 12:16 AM (foYMy)

497 478 Can we come up with a pill-title for someone that oscillates between the red pill, the black pill, and the iron pill?
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:08 AM (13PHl)

Iron pill?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 12:16 AM (NWiLs)

498 492. Dr Palpatine prescribes seks, kvas, xardbas.

https://youtu.be/GIYDgLRdWyg

Dionysian freedom awaits.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 12:17 AM (fA1SL)

499 I think the Horde are greatly impressed by the fact that Dr. Ruth was a sniper more than anything.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 12:16 AM (sdi6R)

FPM at range is more impressive than Ph.D. at c. 330/hour

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at February 17, 2018 12:17 AM (zCyNd)

500 i have always outlawed midgets from my sex life.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 12:14 AM (KP5rU)

But hunchbacks are nice.

Posted by: Eyegor at February 17, 2018 12:17 AM (Dbv1R)

501 Hey everybody, again.

And now it's time for qdpsteve's lame joke of the weekend!

Q: What did one dusty LP say to the other dusty LP?

A: "I'm sick of it that no one ever listens to me anymore..." :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:17 AM (eMKNe)

502 I need to re-watch Lain.
Present Day....Present Time...Bahaha

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 12:18 AM (foYMy)

503 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 12:12 AM (fA1SL)

Teach me, Padre Sheev.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:19 AM (13PHl)

504 qdpsteve

What did one LP say to the other?

I kinda groove to ya.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:20 AM (IJ5VR)

505 497
478 Can we come up with a pill-title for someone that oscillates between the red pill, the black pill, and the iron pill?

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:08 AM (13PHl)

Iron pill?

Dr. Mario he's got the cure....

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 12:20 AM (foYMy)

506 lane johnson can't stay off the juice

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at February 17, 2018 12:20 AM (MTjB1)

507 i have always outlawed midgets from my sex life.
Posted by: chavez the Hugo

Just more trim for Dave Attell I guess.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 12:20 AM (HScFq)

508 Serial Experiment Lain was Facebook before Zucker got shot down by all the babes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:20 AM (IJ5VR)

509 Anna, that's a better one.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:20 AM (eMKNe)

510 A: "I'm sick of it that no one ever listens to me anymore..." :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:17 AM (eMKNe)

*rapidly checks Dusty Springfield albums in search of punch line*

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at February 17, 2018 12:21 AM (zCyNd)

511 Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 12:16 AM (NWiLs)

Lift, perfect your physical form.

Not far from what I was doing before, actually. Would just work out til' i was exhausted and just didn't give a shit about anything.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:21 AM (13PHl)

512 Q: What did one dusty LP say to the other dusty LP?

A: "I'm sick of it that no one ever listens to me anymore..." :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:17 AM (eMKNe)

That'd be a real knee-slapper down at the leper colony, Steve.

Posted by: Eyegor at February 17, 2018 12:21 AM (Dbv1R)

513 Czechs - Canada going to OT tied at 2.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2018 12:21 AM (O5Q3r)

514 Miklos, I didn't know you were the son of a preacher man... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:21 AM (eMKNe)

515 508 Serial Experiment Lain
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:20 AM (IJ5VR)

Still haven't seen it and by now I'm a'skeered to.

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 12:21 AM (ayUOl)

516 Believe me, that's something that I now know in my head on a surface level but was conditioned for years to believe what I just described. And failure wasn't just shame to my family and disgrace to my ancestors, it was complete failure of being. Trying to overcome that deeply-rooted level of fucked-upedness has not born much progress.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 12:14 AM (NWiLs)

You know what, you live once. Fuck those people. You answer to one person....YOU. Your life is your voyage. You know how many times I had older relatives tell me I was fucking up. I was the original guitar player of a well known speed metal/thrash band. I showed an uncle a picture of the band at the time. He tells me he wouldn't hire them. I looked at him straight in the face and say don't worry, we don't do fucking retirement parties asshole. I had another uncle tell me to cut my hair and join society, I told him to join my fucking dick in holy matrimony. I had people trying to mold me my entire life. You know what? I had more fun than any of them. They may have more money in some cases, but they are boring fucking people. Fuck that noise, you are master and commander of your own life.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:22 AM (aMlLZ)

517 You know one thing I have not heard anyone mention recently?

Maybe three or four years ago (before the theater shooting with the one idiot who thought he was the Joker?) I remember a lot of people pointing out that the left wanted to resurrect the Assault weapons ban in response to shootings. However, up to that point, hardly any AR's or similar had been used in those types of shooting. So there was a contradiction in that the main weapon that libs wanted to ban was not the one being used.

There are a few things that strike me about this now that ARs have moved into use in this type of thing:

1) Did the left bang this drum so relentlessly that it pushed these nuts into a new form of weapon? Did they preach so vociferously on the deadliness of these weapons that they essentially 'sold' them to these nuts?

2) Notice now how the narrative never changes? The assault weapon ban was always meant to be the camel's nose under the tent wall. They just never had the stones to go whole hog (or the lunacy.)

3) The heartening thing about all this is that the window seems to have been successfully moved on this one. Even though you have the usual suspects, even the dems in congress, as crazy as they are, are not in full support of even a resurrection of the assault weapon ban. This is an encouraging thing, though probably not a good thing to get complacent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2018 12:22 AM (cfHE9)

518 Eyegor, alls I knows is, last time I shook hands with somebody at the leper colony, I got to keep it! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:22 AM (eMKNe)

519 503. If you meet gopnik on the road, kill him. Then take his valuables.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 12:22 AM (fA1SL)

520 Lain's friend, are they really dead or not?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:22 AM (IJ5VR)

521 Riiight, I need a midget bridge troll to tell me I spent my life as an oversexed satanic music playing unrepentant homophobe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:12 AM (aMlLZ)

I never really thought of Dr Ruth as a troll. She seemed to be a pretty positive little old lady.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2018 12:23 AM (cfHE9)

522 What a beauty of a dog. RIP Pete!
My sister had to put to sleep her sweet rescue dog this past weekend. RIP sweet Rocky!

Posted by: Martell at February 17, 2018 12:23 AM (CJR4m)

523 Rest in peace Pete.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yblrszom

Posted by: Bob in Houston-Vast Right Wing Basket of Deplorable! at February 17, 2018 12:23 AM (IC7R4)

524 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 12:22 AM (fA1SL)

What if the tracksuit isn't my size?

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:24 AM (13PHl)

525 LPs are on my mind tonight because I'm finally dubbing some to digital.

Finally figured out how to patch in my Behringer mixer, so I can get a decent sound out of 'em. Beforehand they were barely registering with my digital recorder and sounding awfully thin and tinny.

Listening right now to Peter Wolf singing the notorious suicide song, "Gloomy Sunday"...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:25 AM (eMKNe)

526 I guess El Carbon has moved on from 33-S Bumas to Internet ghosts. You need some Ryoko in your life...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:25 AM (IJ5VR)

527 Miklos, I didn't know you were the son of a preacher man... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:21 AM (eMKNe)

Daddy was a Deacon, if that counts.

Hmmm..."Daddy was a Deacon"...I could write a retro '50's soft pron novel from that...Ok, qdp, you're in for a cut of the royalties.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at February 17, 2018 12:25 AM (zCyNd)

528 524. Trade for vodka or semechki. And what of his fillings?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 12:25 AM (fA1SL)

529 Ka-ching!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:26 AM (eMKNe)

530 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:22 AM (aMlLZ)

I wish we'd crossed paths decades ago.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 12:27 AM (NWiLs)

531 Time for some appropriate music?

https://youtu.be/0-Q3cp3cp88

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:27 AM (IJ5VR)

532 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:22 AM (aMlLZ)

\m/

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 12:27 AM (ayUOl)

533 494 489: i have always outlawed midgets from my sex life.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 17, 2018 12:14 AM (KP5rU)

Not midgets, but there have been several very short women in my limited experience.

I didn't plan it that way, but that's how it turned out.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 12:27 AM (sdi6R)

534 508
Serial Experiment Lain was Facebook before Zucker got shot down by all the babes.

I was hoping we would have Navi's. Instead we got Siri's

I wanted her phone.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 12:27 AM (foYMy)

535 What if the tracksuit isn't my size?

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:24 AM (13PHl)

four foot eight and a half inches is standard-gauge track suit. Not wide enough?

Posted by: Eyegor at February 17, 2018 12:28 AM (Dbv1R)

536 515 508 Serial Experiment Lain
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:20 AM (IJ5VR)

Still haven't seen it and by now I'm a'skeered to.

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 12:21 AM (ayUOl)

Good show. Better than then most of the Moe stuff put out now-a-days.

Posted by: The Serial Hat at February 17, 2018 12:29 AM (itfg0)

537 Lain was cyber-Jesus. She reset reality.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 12:29 AM (foYMy)

538 Lain's friend, are they really dead or not?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:22 AM (IJ5VR)

So it's an existential thing? It's not draped on loli lesbian shit, is it? Or is that just the current trend?

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 12:29 AM (ayUOl)

539 534 508
Serial Experiment Lain was Facebook before Zucker got shot down by all the babes.

I was hoping we would have Navi's. Instead we got Siri's

I wanted her phone.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 12:27 AM (foYMy)

Well, we might still get an Amitage III...

Posted by: The Third Hat at February 17, 2018 12:30 AM (itfg0)

540 Time for some appropriate music?

https://youtu.be/0-Q3cp3cp88

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:27 AM (IJ5VR)

And how did you know that Miklos is based on a character from a Maugham short story?

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at February 17, 2018 12:30 AM (zCyNd)

541 Pretty good overtime in teh Canada Czech game

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 17, 2018 12:30 AM (8iiMU)

542 Time for some appropriate music?

https://youtu.be/0-Q3cp3cp88
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)

This would probably be more appropriate for ol' Pete
https://youtu.be/3Or87hx0R7w

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 12:31 AM (HScFq)

543 Jeebus. Any hockey fans, go to the live feed on NCB Olympics site, Canada vs. Czechs, over-time hockey, 3 on 3. Best thing I've seen in years.

Had no idea they did 3 on 3 in over-time. Brilliant idea. On that big ice, just wild and exciting.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 17, 2018 12:31 AM (QDnY+)

544 Posted by: Eyegor at February 17, 2018 12:28 AM (Dbv1R)

Not the width I'm worried about, can't we get something to that slav redwood height? Like, something closer to 6'4"?

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:31 AM (13PHl)

545 You didn't want a PersCom like Chii?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:31 AM (IJ5VR)

546 Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 12:27 AM (sdi6R)

Short chicks are nice. Short chicks are veddy veddy nice.

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 12:31 AM (ayUOl)

547 Czechs - Canada to a shootout.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2018 12:32 AM (O5Q3r)

548 Armitage III, a Nexus 8 before 2049

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:32 AM (IJ5VR)

549 Too bad no one scored in that OT.

They should keep going instead of the shootout.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 17, 2018 12:32 AM (8iiMU)

550 Shoot out in Canada/Czech game.

Most exciting event so far in the Olympics.

Posted by: JC at February 17, 2018 12:33 AM (mJXUS)

551 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:22 AM (aMlLZ)

I wish we'd crossed paths decades ago.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 12:27 AM (NWiLs)

Dude, fuck decades ago. You're in the here and now. I want you to listen to this song every fucking day and learn these words.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRW-XxS2qYk

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:33 AM (aMlLZ)

552 Why did the Slovakian bank go out of business?

Too many bad Czechs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:33 AM (eMKNe)

553 538
Lain's friend, are they really dead or not?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:22 AM (IJ5VR)

So it's an existential thing? It's not draped on loli lesbian shit, is it? Or is that just the current trend?

Yea mostly...No loli...It was trying to be avaunt garde.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 12:33 AM (foYMy)

554 And still tied after 5 min. over-time.

So, the best thing in team sports (by far) - a shoot-out, consecutive penalty shots.

Fantastic.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 17, 2018 12:33 AM (QDnY+)

555 Posted by: The Serial Hat at February 17, 2018 12:29 AM (itfg0)

Is moe still much of a thing?

I'm still collecting Tenchi Muyo art books, I haven't followed much recent stuff. Devilman Crybaby any good?

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:33 AM (13PHl)

556 I like the Canadian uniforms.

The black and that shade of red go well, IMHO.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 17, 2018 12:34 AM (8iiMU)

557 Time for the old folk. An idle weekend, that will be used for tying flies and getting fishing gear ready.

You can already see and feel the subtle signs of the awakening. I think Spring is my favorite, with it's bright promise of life.

Always remember we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD. Because of who we are.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe and warm.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 17, 2018 12:34 AM (S/hVx)

558 Too many bad Czechs.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:33 AM (eMKNe)

(used to be a Polish joke)

What's the capital of Venezeula?

$3.21

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at February 17, 2018 12:35 AM (zCyNd)

559 All the hockey I've seen so far in this Olympics has been excellent. Didn't know what we were gonna get with no NHL guys.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2018 12:35 AM (O5Q3r)

560 Night, irongrampa!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2018 12:35 AM (Dbv1R)

561 And Paprika was Dreamscape / Inception on LSD.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:36 AM (IJ5VR)

562 Hey Weirddave, I happened to catch the charming story of how you and Gingy ended up getting together.

I have to ask, that crazy lefty board you met on - was it GUT? Because that's the first one that came to mind.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess of Castle Anthrax at February 17, 2018 12:36 AM (cu8/f)

563 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:33 AM (aMlLZ)

Did... did you do this? This is fucking amazing.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:36 AM (13PHl)

564 I still recall the shootout to determine the gold medal back in the 90s. Sweden vs. somebody. Amazing game.

And, like a dubious movie script, the winning shoot-out goal, for Sweden, was what we used to call "a Saturday morning move" (from practice) - not something you'd do in an actual game, way too fancy and risky. Whatshisname. Played for Colorado for years. He did a backward spinarama, scored. Unbelievable.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 17, 2018 12:36 AM (QDnY+)

565 Night IG.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 12:36 AM (HScFq)

566 I remember Armitage!

It was...okay? I was in high school and all I remember it was oddly anti-feminist (this would have been before I had any firm opinions),

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 12:36 AM (ayUOl)

567 552. Reminds me of why Houston high school football teams are best in Texas. Simple math - Nguyens than losses.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 12:36 AM (fA1SL)

568 557
Time for the old folk. An idle weekend, that will be used for tying flies and getting fishing gear ready.

You can already see and feel the subtle signs of the awakening. I think
Spring is my favorite, with it's bright promise of life.
Always remember we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD. Because of who we are.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe and warm.

GoodBye and Buy Bonds..

not leaving yet..

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 12:37 AM (foYMy)

569 Night IGP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2018 12:37 AM (cfHE9)

570 <ditches the Castle Anthrax>

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 17, 2018 12:37 AM (cu8/f)

571 I wonder if there ever really was a Sasami-oh-ki plushy? I know AIC actually did artwork of Sasami as a Cabbit.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:37 AM (IJ5VR)

572 irongrampa: Always remember we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD. Because of who we are.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe and warm.

Sloppy but sincere civvy salute!

This and NaCly Dog's morning exhortation to smile and be happy invigorate me. Psychic nutrition.

Posted by: mindful webworker - suddenly! at February 17, 2018 12:37 AM (/IMJl)

573 Nice shot by teh Canadian

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 17, 2018 12:37 AM (8iiMU)

574 ...No loli...

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 12:33 AM (

Sad face

I keed I keed.

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 12:38 AM (ayUOl)

575 lol. Great game!

Posted by: JC at February 17, 2018 12:38 AM (mJXUS)

576 Did... did you do this? This is fucking amazing.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:36 AM (13PHl)

Nooo, but they are one of my favorite bands.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:39 AM (aMlLZ)

577 Yes! Both sides score. It goes on.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 17, 2018 12:39 AM (QDnY+)

578 546 Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 12:27 AM (sdi6R)

Short chicks are nice. Short chicks are veddy veddy nice.
Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 12:31 AM (ayUOl)

Yes. This.

I used to think that taller chicks were more aesthetically pleasing, but I learned to pay very close attention to short chicks.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 12:39 AM (sdi6R)

579 After Rozen Maiden, they went Loli-bonkers...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:39 AM (IJ5VR)

580 573. In vain. All in vain. Leaf is no match for Zapadnik Slav.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 12:39 AM (fA1SL)

581 Have I mentioned to people, I'm finally officially looking for a car?

Turns out my credit's good enough finally, I can get a little financing, it appears.

I was online shopping, and one dealership had a 2017 Hyundai Accent hatchback, used. $15k.

Here's the funny/strange part: it has a grand total of 58 miles on it. Not 58k miles... 58 miles. Wonder what the story is behind that one.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:40 AM (eMKNe)

582 Ooh! Off the post!

Teh Czech goalie was tough.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 17, 2018 12:40 AM (8iiMU)

583 Berzerker,

Thanks for the pep talk. Yeah, I know it wasn't directed at me, but I needed to hear it, too.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 17, 2018 12:40 AM (rJUlF)

584 I have a Ryoko and two Ryo-oki pins. I found a Ken-oki plushie in a skill crane and spent $20.00 bucks to get it out.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 12:40 AM (foYMy)

585 Canadian guy hits the post. Czechs win. Great game.
USA-Russia tomorrow morning at 7AM ET.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2018 12:41 AM (O5Q3r)

586 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:37 AM (IJ5VR)

Well, they did have that ep in the 2nd OST where Ryo Ohki reformed into a humanoid girl when she absorbed the masses (if I'm remembering that right).

I actually have an original Ryo-Ohki plush from waaaay back when but I don't remember there ever being a Ryo Ohki/Sasami plush. I'm tempted to search Google/Pixiv but I'm afraid of what'd pop up.

Ryoko is best waifu btw.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:41 AM (13PHl)

587 585
Canadian guy hits the post. Czechs win. Great game.
USA-Russia tomorrow morning at 7AM ET.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2018 12:41 AM (O5Q3r)

I smell collusion.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 17, 2018 12:42 AM (8iiMU)

588 551 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:22 AM (aMlLZ)

I wish we'd crossed paths decades ago.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 12:27 AM (NWiLs)

Dude, fuck decades ago. You're in the here and now. I want you to listen to this song every fucking day and learn these words.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRW-XxS2qYk
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:33 AM (aMlLZ)

Ok.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 12:42 AM (NWiLs)

589 585. Was never in doubt. Slav master-race versus Leaf? This makes Palpatine to laugh.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 12:42 AM (fA1SL)

590 Canadian lost in hockey? Can the end be nigh?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 12:43 AM (HScFq)

591 Wow. Czechs win. Drama. Canadian player hits post on critical shot.

I watch almost no sports. If I could watch this regularly, that would change.

Big ice, Czechs (so, lots of speed and smart hockey), still very physical. Wild over-time. Dramatic shoot-out. Hockey as it should be. So much more exciting than any other team sport, there's no comparison.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 17, 2018 12:43 AM (QDnY+)

592 579 After Rozen Maiden, they went Loli-bonkers...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:39 AM (IJ5VR)

To be fair, we shouldn't blame 2D Lolis, but the Japanese otaku who fap to them...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 17, 2018 12:44 AM (itfg0)

593 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:39 AM (aMlLZ)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwYiW2ROGSY

I remember loving this song in particular in college.

I practically weep now looking back on it, as if my subconscious was warning me of what I would become.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:44 AM (13PHl)

594 Wonder what the story is behind that one.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:40 AM (eMKNe)

It's either a flood car or haunted.

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 12:45 AM (ayUOl)

595 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 16, 2018 11:49 PM (0jtPF)

I will try the banana bread. If I die though, I'm gonna partially blame you.

Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 12:45 AM (rv0Fo)

596 It's not draped on loli lesbian shit, is it?

We only do busty lesbian stuff here so, no, no loli.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 12:45 AM (6FqZa)

597 Ryoko is best waifu btw.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:41 AM (13PHl)

Weren't most of the characters trying to screw each other related?

Posted by: The Non-Incestuous Hat at February 17, 2018 12:45 AM (itfg0)

598 Time for me to crash. Took a decongestant/antihistamine, making me groggy. Rack beckons. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 17, 2018 12:45 AM (Dbv1R)

599 591. I'm not saying 'I haven't seen the Czechs kick so much ass since Battle of Baikal,' but I ain't sayin it ain't so, either.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 12:45 AM (fA1SL)

600 Robert, a haunted Hyundai?

Sounds like a Rob Schneider flick...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:46 AM (eMKNe)

601 600!!!!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 17, 2018 12:46 AM (0OmEj)

602 Time for me to crash. Took a decongestant/antihistamine, making me groggy. Rack beckons. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

You need some of that cough medicine from last night's ONT.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 12:46 AM (HScFq)

603 What if this depends on how much I've been drinking?

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:06 AM (13PHl)
Then you're fine.

Posted by: Mega at February 17, 2018 12:47 AM (rv0Fo)

604 Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 12:40 AM (foYMy)

Ken-oki plush? Pics or it didn't happen. I refuse to believe such a thing exists, at least something officially licensed. If so, I envy you.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:47 AM (13PHl)

605 Did someone say antihistamine?

I recently discovered the miracle drug, Claritin... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:47 AM (eMKNe)

606 There is a card set that was produced by AIC/Pioneer of the Tenchi OVA series that has special foil sticker cards. Two of the cards form Sasami-oh-ki - Sasami's face with her double triangle forehead mark plus blue hair with Cabbit body. And to one side looking shocked is Ryo-oh-ki in Cabbit form.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:48 AM (IJ5VR)

607 USNtakim #601: 600!!!!

Hahhahahaaah hhaahhaa

um

I mean

no

Posted by: mindful webworker - Muntz laugh at February 17, 2018 12:48 AM (/IMJl)

608 581 Have I mentioned to people, I'm finally officially looking for a car?

Turns out my credit's good enough finally, I can get a little financing, it appears.

I was online shopping, and one dealership had a 2017 Hyundai Accent hatchback, used. $15k.

Here's the funny/strange part: it has a grand total of 58 miles on it. Not 58k miles... 58 miles. Wonder what the story is behind that one.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:40 AM (eMKNe)

Likely from the misc driving around the lot, maybe a test drive or two.

Hyundai's hit above their weight, good electronics for the price. I hope you like it.

Personally I need a least 6 cylinders to feel alive

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 17, 2018 12:48 AM (xJa6I)

609 Dude, fuck decades ago. You're in the here and now. I want you to listen to this song every fucking day and learn these words.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRW-XxS2qYk
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:33 AM (aMlLZ)

Ok.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 12:42 AM (NWiLs)

There is magic in that song. When I hit a bad road some years back and thought maybe I was getting too old to do this shit anymore this album came out. I learned to play this song the day I got the CD, and it was inspiring. I used it as a warm up every day for over a year, and still play it from time to time. The lyrics are genius.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:48 AM (aMlLZ)

610 >mfw i can't figure out if i'm on AOSHQ or 4chan

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 12:48 AM (6FqZa)

611 First!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:48 AM (eMKNe)

612 Mark, thanks. That's what I was thinking.

Someday I'll have six cylinders... but for now... :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:49 AM (eMKNe)

613 593 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:39 AM (aMlLZ)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwYiW2ROGSY

I remember loving this song in particular in college.

I practically weep now looking back on it, as if my subconscious was warning me of what I would become.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:44 AM (13PHl)

Sadly 'Welcome to the Boom Town' predicted my life arc to a scary degree.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 17, 2018 12:49 AM (xJa6I)

614 Weren't most of the characters trying to screw each other related?
Posted by: The Non-Incestuous Hat at February 17, 2018 12:45 AM (itfg0)

Lemme see...

Ayeka and Sasami were sisters and Tenchi was their nephew.

Ryoko was Washu's daughter.

Mihoshi might have been Washu's daughter or granddaughter from her marriage.

Think that about covers it.

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 12:50 AM (ayUOl)

615 Tara Lipinski must be a massive fag hag.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2018 12:50 AM (O5Q3r)

616 @591.....

GO CAPS!!!!!!

Heh, a LIFELONG FAN here........so hope springs eternal. Regardless of past Countdowns to Disappointment.......GO CAPS!!!!!

Ice Hockey is sublime when executed correctly.......Team Canada against Team Czech epitomizes the SPORT........

Magnificence in Motion!!!!

Excellence......

All the BEST to the Horde of Exceptional..........As Always, Y'all Deserve It.

Posted by: Inebriated Hillbillyking at February 17, 2018 12:50 AM (6m3qu)

617 596 It's not draped on loli lesbian shit, is it?

We only do busty lesbian stuff here so, no, no loli.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 12:45 AM (6FqZa)

お兄ゃんのバカ

Posted by: あなたの妹 at February 17, 2018 12:50 AM (itfg0)

618 I'm not saying 'I haven't seen the Czechs kick so much ass since Battle of Baikal,' but I ain't sayin it ain't so, either.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 12:45 AM (fA1SL)

Heh.

Posted by: The Czech Legion at February 17, 2018 12:50 AM (zCyNd)

619 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 17, 2018 12:51 AM (cfHE9)

620 qdpsteve: #611: First!!

* zzzt *

First after #610. Winner!

Posted by: Russian Bot Judges at February 17, 2018 12:51 AM (/IMJl)

621 Tenchi is Youshou's grandson so Aeka's cousin. I think.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:51 AM (IJ5VR)

622 Glad the Hockey game turned out so good tonight. Hockey fans here, what do you prefer, olympics with NHL or without? I'm sure it killed ratings overall, so we will see if the IOC keeps up the NHL ban.

Posted by: LizLem at February 17, 2018 12:51 AM (Y1fI+)

623 All the borsht I can eat, right? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 12:52 AM (eMKNe)

624 I will have to look for it. A lot of my stuff is in storage. I went to Comic Con in 97 and they had a lot of Tenchi stuff. I have alot of scrolls too. Got the La Blue Girl Movie set there on VHS.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 12:52 AM (foYMy)

625 Posted by: The Non-Incestuous Hat at February 17, 2018 12:45 AM (itfg0)

No.

Washu is Ryoko's mother. Mihoshi is related to Washu and hence Ryoko but I forget to what degree, IIRC granddaughter or a daughter that's younger than Ryoko. Ayeka is Yosho's sister, and hence is the... well, sister of Tenchi's grandfather and she's trying to bob Tenchi's knob. Sasami is Ayeka's younger sister, but Sasami almost died and merged her physical/psycho-spiritual form with Tsunami, one of Jurai's ancient magical tree spirits and hence is arguable many thousands of years old. Of course Washu is 20,000 years old at least and Ryoko is at least 700 years old (700 years is how long she was imprisoned on earth and supposedly she knocked over almost 1000 planets so conclude for yourself how old she is)

In conclusion, Tenchi is only directly related to Ayeka and Sasami and Sasami isn't even in the running romantically for obvious reasons.

In shorter conclusion, I'm a weeb and too stuck in the past.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:52 AM (13PHl)

626 Don't know if Miley has recovered from her
spankings, but I think that she and insomniac should spend some time in
his cardboard shelter. With a dog to keep them company.

Posted by: RI Redbot - Now, with Platinum Membership at February 16, 2018 10:51 PM (ywqmY)

I've offered to drive the Mustang down there to have an adventure. He wanted me to drive down and kill him in exchange for the contents of his liquor cabinets and $42 in loose change.
Then it seemed as though things were looking up. But I have a bag of lime in the trunk, in case he changes his mind.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 17, 2018 12:52 AM (cu8/f)

627 knave indeed. he & his carrot loving buddy have utterly abandoned the 'ettes. And where is y5? we need to start planning GNAMM 2 Electric Bugaloo. and by we, i mean him.
osted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 16, 2018 11:20 PM (gQQ9b)

I'll be contacting him about it.
Posted by: The Political Hat, GNAMM Survivor at February 16, 2018 11:22

Het bebe's and Hat. Keep me informed. That was a blast. Be well.

T

Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2018 12:52 AM (yJ1e6)

628 Tenchi is Youshou's grandson so Aeka's cousin. I think.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:51 AM (IJ5VR)

Doh! That would be correct.

Anyway, they're not all related, but...just...mostly?

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 12:53 AM (ayUOl)

629 I've offered to drive the Mustang down there to have an adventure. He wanted me to drive down and kill him in exchange for the contents of his liquor cabinets and $42 in loose change.
Then it seemed as though things were looking up. But I have a bag of lime in the trunk, in case he changes his mind.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 17, 2018 12:52 AM (cu8/f)

Pick me up on the way down, I need to knock some sense into that boy. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:54 AM (aMlLZ)

630 I never got into the 'loser gets a harem and doesn't know what to do with it' anime. For a long time, there was a steady stream of them.

It was/is damn hard to find a male protagonist that wasn't a wet dishrag and where the girls weren't all teenagers. I like my women in the 25-40 range, so despite the cute, a lot of anime doesn't really 'work' for me.

I mostly stick to the comedies, lately.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 17, 2018 12:54 AM (xJa6I)

631 615 Tara Lipinski must be a massive fag hag.
Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2018 12:50 AM (O5Q3r)

Maybe so, but somebody linked a picture of her the other day, and I was stunned by how gorgeous she was. How come I never noticed that before?

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 12:54 AM (sdi6R)

632 SWE-CAN men's curling. Sweden just completely turned the tables on Canada's "end" 4. The skill and strategy is, honestly, mesmerizing.

Posted by: t-bird at February 17, 2018 12:54 AM (Cmp0w)

633 So Moroboshi Ataru for the win???

"No!!!" screamed all of Lum's adoring fans.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:55 AM (IJ5VR)

634 Chick curling!

USA vs the Russians

More collusion.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 17, 2018 12:55 AM (8iiMU)

635 At some point, we need a moron meetup in the Seattle/Portland area.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 17, 2018 12:56 AM (xJa6I)

636 In conclusion, Tenchi is only directly related to Ayeka and Sasami and Sasami isn't even in the running romantically for obvious reasons.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:52 AM (13PHl)

The guy who created the series has things more or less mapped out and Tenchi marries...everyone.

No, seriously. Everyone.

He becomes a god and bangs them all.

Oy!

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 12:56 AM (ayUOl)

637 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison

One of the "recommended" videos in the video you linked was Amy Winehouse: You Know I'm No Good. She may have been a junkie skank, but got-dam she could sing.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 12:56 AM (HScFq)

638 Glad the Hockey game turned out so good tonight. Hockey fans here, what
do you prefer, olympics with NHL or without? I'm sure it killed ratings
overall, so we will see if the IOC keeps up the NHL ban.

So far the quality has been good. No dominant team so it's been very competitive. And it wasn't the IOC with the ban, it was the NHL. They didn't want to shut down the season for two weeks or risk some of their best players getting hurt in the middle of the year.

Posted by: tu3031 at February 17, 2018 12:57 AM (O5Q3r)

639 LizLem, doesn't matter. I don't know the NHL players anyway. The ice is bigger, the rules on interference, holding, and a few other things (too many men on the ice, interestingly) are actually enforced, and the style is different. Apples and oranges, often, because it's just different playing for your flag (esp. for many players from smaller European countries).

Didn't know there was an NHL ban. I think the Olympics is in an impossible position when it comes to team sports. Either way works for me.

Tonight's game was interesting in that it was as physical as any NHL game, even with the international ice, and rules. But still, the speed. And the 3 on 3 over-time is pure genius (comparable to the NCAA football over-time thing).

I find the NHL fairly boring because season is way too long, players are so big now that the ice is really too small (not much fluid action or play making), and dump-and-chase has gone from being one style to almost the only style. Boring.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 17, 2018 12:57 AM (QDnY+)

640 Pick me up on the way down, I need to knock some sense into that boy. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:54 AM (aMlLZ)

Hell, if I pick you up we may never make it to Florida.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 17, 2018 12:57 AM (cu8/f)

641 One of the "recommended" videos in the video you linked was Amy Winehouse: You Know I'm No Good. She may have been a junkie skank, but got-dam she could sing.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 12:56 AM (HScFq)

jeez, how the hell did she get remotely linked to a band like Helloween. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 12:57 AM (aMlLZ)

642 The black haired USA chick can curl my stones.

Posted by: curlingbabe fashion cop at February 17, 2018 12:58 AM (8iiMU)

643 Well Robert, one could watch Space Dandy or maybe I dunno Excel Saga instead.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:58 AM (IJ5VR)

644 Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 12:56 AM (ayUOl)

Yeah.

Really, I gotta give the guy props. Had the balls for just taking the logical conclusion to every harem anime ever and just running with it.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:58 AM (13PHl)

645 634 Chick curling!

USA vs the Russians

More collusion.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 17, 2018 12:55 AM (8iiMU)

Whether this is good or bad is dependent on the level of lesbianism for the sake of the viewers...

Posted by: The Curled Hat at February 17, 2018 12:58 AM (itfg0)

646 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 17, 2018 12:54 AM (xJa6I)

Harem anime mostly suck, but Tenchi is still one of my all time favorites. I discovered it in high school but also I felt the title character wasn't a shitbag and a genuinely nice and upstanding kinda guy.

I mean, up until I found out that the OVA version of the character becomes a rapist.

Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 12:58 AM (ayUOl)

647 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 17, 2018 12:56 AM (xJa6I)

I'd go, but if we could get one SF Bay sometime that'd be nice.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 12:58 AM (13PHl)

648 one could watch Space Dandy or maybe I dunno Excel Saga instead.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:58 AM (IJ5VR)

Never saw Exce,l Saga either.

Posted by: Robert, chickenshit at February 17, 2018 01:00 AM (ayUOl)

649 646 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 17, 2018 12:54 AM (xJa6I)

Harem anime mostly suck, but Tenchi is still one of my all time favorites. I discovered it in high school but also I felt the title character wasn't a shitbag and a genuinely nice and upstanding kinda guy.

I mean, up until I found out that the OVA version of the character becomes a rapist.
Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 12:58 AM (ayUOl)

Steve Den Beste talked me into one of the side Tenchi series. Set in space, space princesses and space cops...it's on the shelf somewhere.

Tenchi is just such a doormat, or punching bag. I couldn't 'see' myself in him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 17, 2018 01:00 AM (xJa6I)

650 Robert just remember one thing about Tenchi. They went Kelvin timeline long before JJ Abrams messed up Star Trek.

Manga continuity <> OVA which <> TV series.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 01:00 AM (IJ5VR)

651 I think the blonde USA member and the blonde Russian moonlight as dominatrices on weekends.

They look very stern.

Posted by: curlingbabe fashion cop at February 17, 2018 01:00 AM (8iiMU)

652 Hell, if I pick you up we may never make it to Florida.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 17, 2018 12:57 AM (cu8/f)

Sure we would, getting home on the other hand...lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 01:01 AM (aMlLZ)

653 jeez, how the hell did she get remotely linked to a band like Helloween. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison

Going on all the links from the HQ makes for some jacked up suggestions. The Andrews Sisters were in there too.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 01:01 AM (HScFq)

654 Also holy fuck Mihoshi was a tragic figure in retrospect. As a kid with only the first 2 OVAs, Universe and Tokyo to go off of she was just a ditz, then you figure out she's just a female ensign Justin from Event Horizon, may as well be named detective FUBAR.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 01:01 AM (13PHl)

655 Have a good night, folks.

You are music makers and you are the dreamers of the dream.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 17, 2018 01:02 AM (xJa6I)

656 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 17, 2018 01:00 AM (xJa6I)

Tenchi In Tokyo, maybe?

Cuz that one was trash.

Posted by: Robert, chickenshit at February 17, 2018 01:03 AM (ayUOl)

657 648 one could watch Space Dandy or maybe I dunno Excel Saga instead.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 12:58 AM (IJ5VR)

Never saw Exce,l Saga either.

Posted by: Robert, chickenshit at February 17, 2018 01:00 AM (ayUOl)

Funny anime.

Liked the manga also, though there were differences (in the manga, the professor/inventor wasn't a pedophile while the "Martian Princess" was just a junkie).

Also, the manga had the funniest character not in the anime.

Posted by: The Hat Saga at February 17, 2018 01:03 AM (itfg0)

658 I have Ranma1/2 and Ghost in the Shell playing cards somewhere.

Tenchi was just fun...didnt care about the weirdness. Yea he's a wimp.
But he was an innocent character.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 01:03 AM (foYMy)

659 And all" respect to Den Beste, smart man but holy shit he had terrible taste in anime.

Posted by: Robert, chickenshit at February 17, 2018 01:03 AM (ayUOl)

660 Posted by: Robert, chickenshit at February 17, 2018 01:03 AM (ayUOl)

Hey, it wasn't THAT bad. The animation was laughable at a lot of points, but it was fun.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 01:03 AM (13PHl)

661 Going on all the links from the HQ makes for some jacked up suggestions. The Andrews Sisters were in there too.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 01:01 AM (HScFq)

Well that just proves the universe is a failed design. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 01:04 AM (aMlLZ)

662 never saw Ranma...no, wait...I have the first movie on DVD.

Posted by: Robert, chickenshit at February 17, 2018 01:04 AM (ayUOl)

663 Posted by: Robert at February 17, 2018 12:58 AM (ayUOl)

"I mean, up until I found out that the OVA version of the character becomes a rapist."

Whoah whoah, what? Impregnating all of them is one thing, but what?

Unless you're talking about Sasami, then yeah.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 01:05 AM (13PHl)

664 Penis penis penis

Posted by: Robert, he of bad timing at February 17, 2018 01:05 AM (ayUOl)

665 One more time...

Posted by: Robert, he of bad timing at February 17, 2018 01:05 AM (ayUOl)

666 Excel is the blond klutz super eager minion for Lord Lollipolooza. She is always dying but resurrecting. Then there is Hilton whom Lord Lollipolooza at one time is playing a dating Sim to win the heart of, she has health issues plus being in deep freeze for awhile. Then there is the ultimate in self-inserstion Nameshin who is really Watanabe the series creator. There is Excel's dog Menchi whom she calls emergency supplies, dog is not happy about that. Then there is the Hispanic guy, Pablo?, who gets lost in a space-time continuity thing.

Confused yet? Don't worry, the series was all over the place.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 01:05 AM (IJ5VR)

667 Doh!

Posted by: Robert, he of bad timing at February 17, 2018 01:06 AM (ayUOl)

668 I named my Pit-bull mix Mihoshi. Found out it means my beautiful star.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 01:07 AM (foYMy)

669 Confused yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 01:05 AM (IJ5VR)

Always.

Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 01:08 AM (ayUOl)

670 The $42 in change is still here.

I'll try. I will. I can't promise anything. But I'm really sick of being this way, of being me.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 01:08 AM (NWiLs)

671 664 Penis penis penis

Posted by: Robert, he of bad timing at February 17, 2018 01:05 AM (ayUOl)

665 One more time...

Posted by: Robert, he of bad timing at February 17, 2018 01:05 AM (ayUOl)

667 Doh!

Posted by: Robert, he of bad timing at February 17, 2018 01:06 AM (ayUOl)

you didn't click your heals. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 01:08 AM (aMlLZ)

672 heels

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 01:08 AM (aMlLZ)

673 * reviews thread what transpired in his absence *

I'm as tolerant as the next guy, but....

* rounds up weebs and packs them into cattle-cars *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 01:09 AM (fA1SL)

674 Takahashi Rumiko really left herself wide open on the doujinshi front when it came to Ranma. One of her standard answers IIRC became 'Don't ask me what would happen if Ranma-chan got pregnant."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 01:09 AM (IJ5VR)

675 Unless you're talking about Sasami, then yeah.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 01:05 AM (13PHl)

Sorry, I'm being a bit hyperbolic. The direction is supposed to get really skeevy, though.

Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 01:11 AM (ayUOl)

676 Mark, off your tip about XDs, checked J and G site - wow, they obviously got a couple of collections recently - their C and R selections, especially Arisakas and various Mausers, are extensive.

Fortunately/sadly I have no interest, time, or $$ for new lines of milsurps.

And I notice they have a few M1 carbines also. Prices there definitely reflect the end of "new" rifles entering the market a few years ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 17, 2018 01:11 AM (QDnY+)

677 So no-one will admit to watching LaBlue Girl.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 01:11 AM (foYMy)

678 And all" respect to Den Beste, smart man but holy shit he had terrible taste in anime.

Posted by: Robert, chickenshit at February 17, 2018 01:03 AM (ayUOl)

Somewhere in Atheist Valhalla, Connie DuToit is still arguing with Stephen Den Beste about various and sundry nuances as to teh Anime and etc.

Having known and been a friend of Connie (and still, Kim), I alas, never got to meet Mr. Den Beste. But Connie thought he'd hung the moon.

If one measures a man by who his friends are, then Stephen Den Beste was one HELL of a man.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2018 01:11 AM (QzJWU)

679 I've seen La Blue Girl cosplayed. I've seen things...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 01:12 AM (IJ5VR)

680 you didn't click your heals. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 01:08 AM (aMlLZ)

You ever try clicking stilettos I mean...wait, forget I said that.

Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 01:13 AM (ayUOl)

681 memo to The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin:

unless things have changed, you can enlist in the service, physical condition and test scores permitting, all the way up until you can't get 20 years in before mandatory retirement.

granted, it all gets harder the older you get, but if you are only 27, and you want to do it, stop talking, start signing.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2018 01:14 AM (2XXh9)

682 Stilettos?

*starts getting a gleeful gleam in eyes*

Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 01:14 AM (IJ5VR)

683 Most of the old Anime's are on NetFlix. I watched Lain that though mail-DVD's back then.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 01:14 AM (foYMy)

684
One of the "recommended" videos in the video you linked was Amy Winehouse: You Know I'm No Good. She may have been a junkie skank, but got-dam she could sing.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 12:56 AM (HScFq)

I never bought her albums, and I never saw her concerts. I only knew of her from the tabloid articles of her drunken exploits.

But I shed real tears when I learned of her death. Why? I have no idea. That was really strange.

I've only learned of her massive talent since then.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 01:14 AM (sdi6R)

685 So no-one will admit to watching LaBlue Girl.
Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 01:11 AM (foYMy)

I've seen the first couple of episodes.

There used to be an indy video rental placed here that carried moots of anime but for some reason didn't separate the hentai from the regular stuff.

Also rented the first couple of Urotsukidoji movies.

Hey, auto correct knows the word Urotsukidoji. That's...frightening.

Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 01:16 AM (ayUOl)

686 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGlXfCNwOOQ

Fuckin' love this song. Made sober January manageable.

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 01:07 AM (foYMy)
That's... very cute, actually. Really, most of the character backstories are downright tragic if you think about it. Tenchi loses his mother at young age and his dad is a perv. Washu is a living god, has a child torn from her and is betrayed by her first husband. Ryoko is a an easily mind-controlled alcoholic that has trouble managing her emotions at all well, and essentially gets brainwashed into massacring hundreds of planets for a deranged transgendered psychopath. It's also heavily implied that her childhood was probably not... all that pleasant and Washu won't be winning any mother-of-the-year awards.
Yosho flees his home planet and fiance out of a sense of fear of commitment, stranding himself on earth and literally leaving her for HUNDREDS OF YEARS as she searches the galaxy for him saving herself for him. Her only company are Azaka, Kamadaki, and her little sister who isn't even her little sister any more since she FUCKING DIED accidentally because of Ryoko's attack and who has merged forms with the spirit of a space tree, and the spirit projection is more attractive than her and she is legitimately jealous of her little sister-ghost. She later finds out that even fucking Ryoko has a leg up on her in the romance department (mitigated only by Ryoko's charming social retardation) since she spent most of Tenchi's childhood watching over him in ghost form. Mihoshi is Washu's other daughter and former A+ detective for GXP, and gets sucked into a hell dimension and her mind scrambled to keep her from dying.Tenchi just wanted to live a normal life and gets all this baggage out of nowhere. Really, if not for the timing it'd be one of the biggest tragedies ever written. Everybody is fucked up all to hell.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 01:17 AM (13PHl)

687 *starts getting a gleeful gleam in eyes*

Nyah!
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 01:14 AM (IJ5VR)

Wait. Wait!

Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 01:17 AM (ayUOl)

688 *tosses Robert the two OVAs for Rei-Rei*

"All hail Kaguya, the Missionary of Love."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 01:17 AM (IJ5VR)

689 I found a live version of LaBlue Girl at a South Korean karaoke store in San Diego. Weirdist import ever.

Night all...west coast out....

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 01:18 AM (foYMy)

690 I was watching La Blue Girl when hentai was still a gleam in Kurt Eichwald's eye. The little perv ninja was hysterical.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 17, 2018 01:20 AM (Dhcvl)

691 Took my sleep aids and have stuff I need to do in the AM so I bid you goodnight. Remember kids, don't be me.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 01:20 AM (NWiLs)

692 "All hail Kaguya, the Missionary of Love."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 01:17 AM (IJ5VR)

I'm gonna regret this...oh...naaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 01:21 AM (ayUOl)

693 Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2018 01:20 AM (NWiLs)

Another one bites the dust. Nite brewski.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 01:21 AM (13PHl)

694 Has anyone heard how Slap is doing? I got the idea he had the flu bad and haven't heard what's up.

Someone else was doing bad, everyone wanted him to go to the hospital. Who was that, it was a couple of days ago?

Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2018 01:21 AM (yJ1e6)

695 *raises a glass to Connie Du Toit and Steven Den Beste*

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 01:21 AM (sdi6R)

696 I think I should split, too.

No...not for that.

Not for...ah, I just doomed myself.

Good night, Horde!

Posted by: Robert, This Side Up at February 17, 2018 01:22 AM (ayUOl)

697 The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin....

It's Japanese what did you expect. You take it too seriously. Sheesh.
Go watch Bastard!

nite...

Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 01:22 AM (foYMy)

698 So as a white majority dude how am I to feel good about Black Panther? I don't care much since my feeling good comes from me doing things for my family.

Posted by: X-ray at February 17, 2018 01:22 AM (p3Je0)

699 Of the shows starting up this winter, the ones I've been liking most are:

"Itou Junji:Collection:"

An anthology of horror manga-ka Itou Junji. Some are better than others, but definitely good for the "creepy" horror fan.

"Pop Team Epic"

It's basically s**tposting, memes, and trolling as expressed in one of the purist forms of Dadaism known to the modern world. The fact that they repeat a short episode with male instead of female voices (with minor changes to one part) underscores that.

Other new anime this season:

"Death March through the Parallel World Rhapsody"

Another show based on a light novel series that it pushed out like through a meat grinder, though in this case there is something about it that I don't mind. Perhaps it is the "Gary Stu" acting reserved, or the supporting characters not being pure stand-ins...

"Citrus"

Psychologically hurt high school girl lesbianically forces herself upon her high school step-sister. Further lesbianics occur.

"Darling in the FranXX"

Wins the award for most sexual references that aren't direct and obvious references. "Pestle and Stamen" system where a male adolescent controls a female adolescent doggy style withing a giant mecha to defeat kaiju. Lots of buzz I'm hearing about this, but still...

"Slow Star"

A "healing anime" where a girl who started high school a year late is coping with it and having fun with friends. Good show to let your brain turn to mush at the end of a long work week.

"Karakai Jouzu no Takagi-san"

Girl teases boy she likes who always falls for her tricks. Eh.

"Mitsuboshi Colors"

Three little girls imaging they are protecting their town. Another "healing anime" to help one ignore real life.

"Märchen Mädchen"

Something about magical girls gaining the powers of old fairy tails or something. Tries to be more than it is.

"Killing Bites"

Japanese super-conglomerates turn people into human/animal hybrids to fight for their amusement. Story centers around a girl with Honey Badger powers who so far is not only not giving a s**t, but f**king everyone else's s**t up.

"Hakumei to Mikochi"

Like "David the Gnome" but less gay.

"Takunomi"

Single women old enough to drink who talk about alcohol.

"Beatless"

Something about a Milquetoatst finding a robot chick and shenanigans are afoot.

"Nanatsu no Bitoku"

The seven Heavenly virtues descend to Earth to find the Earthly incarnation of the Messiah, while being as erotic as unintentionally possible.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at February 17, 2018 01:23 AM (itfg0)

700 But on this particular day in 2005, after several hours of driving on rural, two-lane highways, I pulled up to a staggering sight. Literally, as far as the eye could see, were massive wind turbines - gigantic machines that created the effect of an army of alien robots coming to take over eastern Colorado.

I exhaled and mentally fell to my knees. The sweet smell of grass, the cool breeze - and the sound! The whoosh, whoosh, whoosh of the turning turbines was disturbingly disorienting. I looked to the horizon and was surprised to find that I was dizzy. This was wind energy?

It was an emotional moment, but not for the reasons I might have imagined when I decided to sign up for wind energy. I turned my attention back to the natural gas facility I was permitting. One lonely acre that had already been subjected to numerous cultural and biological surveys and a forest's worth of paperwork requirements. Which had more overall environmental impact? I remember thinking.

Posted by: SMOD at February 17, 2018 01:23 AM (e8kgV)

701 Am I that drunk or is there a lot of odd-ball talk I don't understand going on?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 01:25 AM (HScFq)

702 Am I that drunk or is there a lot of odd-ball talk I don't understand going on?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 01:25 AM (HScFq)

yes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 01:26 AM (aMlLZ)

703 Arshes Ne for the win!

Honey badger? Is it on Crunchy Roll yet?

Oh well I too must depart for slumber. Will leave with some anime ending music that seems to fit.

https://youtu.be/FbLNVOGSMwo

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at February 17, 2018 01:27 AM (IJ5VR)

704 >>699

I'm amused by the spegacious lefty rage about Citrus.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 01:28 AM (13PHl)

705 But on this particular day in 2005, after several hours of driving on rural, two-lane highways, I pulled up to a staggering sight. Literally, as far as the eye could see, were massive wind turbines - gigantic machines that created the effect of an army of alien robots coming to take over eastern Colorado.

I exhaled and mentally fell to my knees. The sweet smell of grass, the cool breeze - and the sound! The whoosh, whoosh, whoosh of the turning turbines was disturbingly disorienting. I looked to the horizon and was surprised to find that I was dizzy. This was wind energy?

It was an emotional moment, but not for the reasons I might have imagined when I decided to sign up for wind energy. I turned my attention back to the natural gas facility I was permitting. One lonely acre that had already been subjected to numerous cultural and biological surveys and a forest's worth of paperwork requirements. Which had more overall environmental impact? I remember thinking.

Posted by: SMOD at February 17, 2018 01:23 AM (e8kgV)

First time I ever seen those it really did look like an alien world. It was frigging eerie.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 01:28 AM (aMlLZ)

706 Posted by: El Carbon Azzprint at February 17, 2018 01:22 AM (foYMy)

Once you've watched something you love enough, you just start breaking it down into its component elements.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 01:28 AM (13PHl)

707 yes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison

That clears it up. Cheers.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 01:30 AM (HScFq)

708 Glad the Hockey game turned out so good tonight.
Hockey fans here, what do you prefer, olympics with NHL or without? I'm
sure it killed ratings overall, so we will see if the IOC keeps up the
NHL ban.

Posted by: LizLem at February 17, 2018 12:51 AM (Y1fI+)

----------------------------
Are you kidding?! They banned NHL players?

The Olympics is a joke. The whole point of the Olympics is to celebrate the absolute peak of human conditioning. But now, it seems they are banning athletes who are too good in order to make things 'fair'.
Absolute bullshit.

Posted by: JC at February 17, 2018 01:30 AM (mJXUS)

709 701 Am I that drunk or is there a lot of odd-ball talk I don't understand going on?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 01:25 AM (HScFq)

This is the ONT.

'Nuff said.

Posted by: The Overnight Hat at February 17, 2018 01:30 AM (itfg0)

710

INDIANAPOLIS -- Indianapolis police are looking for a woman who they say threw her own feces at an employee of an east side Menards Tuesday.

According to an incident report filed in the case, IMPD officers were dispatched to the Menards location at 7701 E. 42nd Street near Pendleton Pike around noon Tuesday.

They spoke with the store's loss prevention officer. He told them he spotted a woman take a video camera out of its box and place it into her open personal bag.

When the loss prevention officer attempted to stop the woman from leaving the store, she "dug into her pants and pulled out a handful of feces and threw it at him, striking him on his chest."

The loss prevention officer said the woman then ran out of the door.

Police said the stolen camera was eventually recovered, and investigators were able to recover surveillance video. The woman had not yet been identified.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 01:31 AM (IqV8l)

711 Note to self:
Get hearing checked.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 17, 2018 01:31 AM (e1mEI)

712 Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2018 01:14 AM (2XXh9)

Oh I know, I keep tabs on requirements. It's more about overcoming myself more than anything.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 01:34 AM (13PHl)

713 Am I that drunk or is there a lot of odd-ball talk I don't understand going on?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 01:25

Nope, it's just the usual ONT. Did you expect it to make much sense? If so then you know you were drunk.

Be well Prince L.

Posted by: Farmer at February 17, 2018 01:35 AM (yJ1e6)

714 The Olympics is a joke. The whole point of the Olympics is to celebrate the absolute peak of human conditioning. But now, it seems they are banning athletes who are too good in order to make things 'fair'.
Absolute bullshit.

Posted by: JC at February 17, 2018 01:30 AM (mJXUS)

The left..is there anything they can't ruin?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 01:35 AM (aMlLZ)

715 Police said the stolen camera was eventually
recovered, and investigators were able to recover surveillance video.
The woman had not yet been identified.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 01:31 AM (IqV8l)

Well, that' crappy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 17, 2018 01:35 AM (8iiMU)

716 I understand this so much better now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udj-o2m39NA

(very nsfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 17, 2018 01:37 AM (IcT7t)

717 The left..is there anything they can't ruin?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 17, 2018 01:35 AM (aMlLZ)

Yes.

Posted by: Satan, who is reserving a special 10th circle just for them at February 17, 2018 01:37 AM (itfg0)

718 710
INDIANAPOLIS -- Indianapolis police are looking for a woman who they say threw her own feces at an employee of an east side Menards Tuesday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 01:31 AM (IqV8l)

At least she didn't throw somebody else's feces.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 01:38 AM (sdi6R)

719 Updating 11 of 28...

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at February 17, 2018 01:38 AM (rHGeg)

720 Checking in from a no notice oconus gig.

Weekly inet set up.

They rest of the world sucks too. Endeavour to Persevere and check six....

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at February 17, 2018 01:39 AM (Dhcvl)

721 >>> Are you kidding?! They banned NHL players?

Whoops, double checked, looks like I'm spreading fake news.

"The NHL made it official last April 4 that it wouldn't allow players to go, after saying for months the majority of owners were not in favor of going."

Sounds like they don't want to take away 17 days from the season, risk injuries, and deal with the crapfest that is the IOC.

Posted by: LizLem at February 17, 2018 01:40 AM (Y1fI+)

722 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at February 17, 2018 01:42 AM (9SkN+)

723 Sounds like they don't want to take away 17 days from the season, risk injuries, and deal with the crapfest that is the IOC.

Posted by: LizLem at February 17, 2018 01:40 AM (Y1fI+)

All according to plan...

Posted by: Russian bastekball bots in prepartion to relegate the U.S. to Silver... at February 17, 2018 01:43 AM (itfg0)

724 Am I that drunk or is there a lot of odd-ball talk I don't understand going on?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 01:25

Yes, yes and yes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2018 01:44 AM (9SkN+)

725 Goodnight horde, see you tomorrow.

Posted by: Surfperch needs sleep at February 17, 2018 01:44 AM (rHGeg)

726 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Watching men's figure skating trying to figure out if the shirts are really that gay, or if the guys just make them look that way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 17, 2018 01:45 AM (IcT7t)

727 Goodnight all, happy weekend, thanks for the chat. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 17, 2018 01:47 AM (eMKNe)

728 Posted by: Surfperch needs sleep at February 17, 2018 01:44 AM (rHGeg)

Night. Also, I'm heading to bed myself. The buzz is wearing off and I'd rather sack out now than go from the "pleasantly buzzed" phase to "feeling kinda shitty" phase.

GOOD NIGHT TO ALL! MAY YOUR BUTTCOINS FLOURISH IN VALUE!

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at February 17, 2018 01:47 AM (13PHl)

729 710
INDIANAPOLIS -- Indianapolis police are looking for a woman who they say threw her own feces at an employee of an east side Menards Tuesday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 01:31 AM (IqV8l)

I think we can get her a gig on the weekday mid-morning threads.

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 01:48 AM (sdi6R)

730 Hot USA/Russian girl-on-girl curling action right now.

Going into the 11th 'end'....

Posted by: curlingbabe fashion cop at February 17, 2018 01:48 AM (8iiMU)

731 * reads history of Abram Petrovich Gannibal, African slave, godson of Peter the Great, friend of Rousseau et al. *
Podozhditie.
* squats. Chews semechki. Steals cigarette. Drinks vodka *
So you sayin' Kangz wuz boyarii? https://g.co/kgs/3AQwb2

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 01:49 AM (fA1SL)

732 Yep, commencing Man Overboard Drill.

*splash*

Hasta la Nite Nite, Horde!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 17, 2018 01:54 AM (QzJWU)

733 Heh. Slav (with exception of Croats and Serbs) always steal cigarettes from finest Hungarian tobacco.

Here, I give cigarette. I give...two. No menthol? No.

*quietly replaces vodka with palinka*

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at February 17, 2018 01:55 AM (zCyNd)

734 OK, it's time for bed now.

I'll leave you with this musical interlude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnZR4_yjqLY

Posted by: rickl at February 17, 2018 01:58 AM (sdi6R)

735 "All hail Kaguya, the Missionary of Love."

you misspelled 'kahlua'

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 02:04 AM (6FqZa)

736 The thread, she's mine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 17, 2018 02:06 AM (9SkN+)

737 Metropolis (192

has all the anime tropes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 17, 2018 02:07 AM (rnAwa)

738 736. Is kekistan free republic, blyat!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 02:08 AM (fA1SL)

739 731. Mentioned before but bears repeating : #2 Daughter is doing mandatory Black History Month presentation on Pushkin and his family. Because slav pride worldwide, blyat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 02:11 AM (fA1SL)

740 Metropolis ripped off Dark City hard.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 02:11 AM (6FqZa)

741 740. Mister Retcon, yes?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 02:13 AM (fA1SL)

742 Is kekistan free republic, blyat!
---
nyet comrade.

but, in kekistan balut is not only free, it is mandatory with each meal.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2018 02:15 AM (2XXh9)

743 742. Zapadaniye Spione detected! Bulat is angel's third-favorite food. Blyat is comma in gopnikskii yazik!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 17, 2018 02:17 AM (fA1SL)

744 The Greeks invented the Olympics and the gymnasium, in which you were supposed to be naked while competing.

That is all.

Posted by: navybrat at February 17, 2018 02:17 AM (w7KSn)

745 Bulat is angel's third-favorite food.
---
lucky you!

that means she should swallow just about anything...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2018 02:20 AM (2XXh9)

746 mind boggling WTF...

http://boards.4chan.org/k/thread/36832788

go read about how this guy "built" and test fired a black powder weapon, and lived to ask what he did wrong.

i can't even...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2018 02:23 AM (2XXh9)

747 The Greeks invented the Olympics and the gymnasium, in which you were supposed to be naked while competing.

That is all.
Posted by: navybrat

Greek olympics has male nudity and pederasty.
Cricket has tea and sandwiches.
Rule Britannia.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 02:24 AM (HScFq)

748 Mornin Horde of Love.......

About Hero Pete.......

Pete is WELCOME in the Grove of Magnificent, Tremendous.......CanineTacular........

We have a Deed Certified "Dog Cemetery" on Our property Y'all......

That's How Us Hillbillies Feel about OUR Canine Partners.......

We dig the graves by hand.....

An They Are Surrounded BY 31 Dogwoods for their final resting place.

Family.

There's 14 GSD's an One Beagle that Reside there.......All of Em, Worth More Than most Homo sapiens......literally.

Just sayin......

PETE OF AWESOME..........Valhalla ABIDES.

Posted by: Hillbillyking of The Dogwoods at February 17, 2018 02:30 AM (6m3qu)

749 go read about how this guy "built" and test fired a black powder weapon, and lived to ask what he did wrong.

So he built a black powder pipe bomb and was to stupid to know it? Zombie Charles Darwin smiles and says, "Soon!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 17, 2018 02:30 AM (IcT7t)

750 Posted by: Hillbillyking of The Dogwoods

Sounds fitting.
https://youtu.be/M8AeV8Jbx6M

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 02:31 AM (HScFq)

751 redc1c4, i went over there to troll that idiot. you can probably guess which one is the moron (tm).

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 02:31 AM (6FqZa)

752 How many other events is Vonn in?

Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2018 02:32 AM (cAnNx)

753 the one right after i congratulated him?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2018 02:36 AM (2XXh9)

754
That's How Us Hillbillies Feel about OUR Canine Partners.......

We dig the graves by hand.....
Posted by: Hillbillyking of The Dogwoods

Might be easier with a shovel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 17, 2018 02:40 AM (IqV8l)

755 redc1c4 ;^)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2018 02:44 AM (6FqZa)

756 well, it was 2 weeks ago today that i went to the ER for the food poisoning the VA was ignoring, and 2 weeks ago tomorrow that i started my 5 days of azithromycin. two weeks from Monday was when the ADR started being noticeable, and it's still coming and going, mostly bone/muscle pain and soreness. (joy!)

i feel like crap and i'm tired all the time, so ima pop smoke and unass the AO.

hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 17, 2018 02:47 AM (2XXh9)

757 G'night, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at February 17, 2018 02:54 AM (IcT7t)

758 In case you've never seen it, this is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain's parietal cortex, which occurs during certain emotional responses.
You are literally looking at happiness.

Bullshit. What you are looking at is a physical phenomenon associated with happiness. This is not the same as the experience of happiness. Experience is irreducible to physical phenomena.

What if you were locked in a black and white room your whole life, never experiencing color, but you knew red light had such-and-such wavelength, blue another, etc. You knew biologically how light affects the eyes and brain.

Then one day you are released from the room and see color for the first time. Would you be getting new information? It seems so. Your experience is not reducible to the physical facts you knew when inside the room.

Posted by: The hard problem for materialists at February 17, 2018 03:01 AM (2835Q)

759 Posted by: The hard problem for materialists at February 17, 2018 03:01 AM (2835Q)

Lighten up Francis.

Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2018 03:06 AM (cAnNx)

760 I had a #fakenews dream that Russian spies exposed people in Michigan to some sort of nanotechnology, like a virus. The CIA stopped them but refused to release any information about what was done. It may have been meant to relay information to the Russians, or intended to produce some change in the exposed subjects.

Posted by: Russian Nanobot defector at February 17, 2018 03:19 AM (2835Q)

761 @754....

Your Answer is @ 750........

If ya Know, then ya Know.

May the Mornin treat Ya Better BCj......

Posted by: Hillbillyking of The Dogwoods at February 17, 2018 03:23 AM (6m3qu)

762 Thank Ya Princetacular....

Appreciate Ya.

Posted by: Hillbillyking of The Dogwoods at February 17, 2018 03:25 AM (6m3qu)

763 I'm calling it. Night all.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 17, 2018 03:38 AM (HScFq)

764 The "stop telling poor people to cook" story was a hoot.

Posted by: Exile at February 17, 2018 03:46 AM (Fikbq)

765 Next shift is starting

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2018 04:04 AM (aC6Sd)

766 Imma gonna be a seniter!! hahaha!! Sure gonna get there from a place I never lived but sew what?

Good enough for my friend hillary, good enough for me.

Posted by: Mittens. Carpet bagging with binders and car top pups. at February 17, 2018 04:39 AM (Fikbq)

767 Looks like a few inches of wet snow here later this afternoon, just fantastic ( sarc)

Posted by: Skip at February 17, 2018 04:46 AM (aC6Sd)

768 Couldn't sleep. Women's 4x5k freestyle x-country. They're so good, so strong. The "Olympic Athletes from Russia" (who are totally neutral) just faded to third right after the final exchange.

Posted by: t-bird at February 17, 2018 05:08 AM (+y0ym)

769 That endorphin video is one of the coolest and weirdest things Ive ever seen.

Posted by: LASue at February 17, 2018 05:09 AM (hZ+us)

770
Ads for a mental health place started showing up on the LHS of the main page. Subtle opening gambit to win back our approval by Sonobi?

Mittens' campaign slogan: "I'll be more mavericky than the AZ Maverick, 'cause Muh Principles!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 17, 2018 05:11 AM (0spTc)

771 Someone needs to photoshop a pretty blouse into Groot, and caption it "I am Gayskater"

Posted by: Downcast at February 17, 2018 05:44 AM (v2Njf)

772 EMT is NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at February 17, 2018 05:58 AM (8ikIW)

773 What's the tax on a 2000 car?

Posted by: mao tse tongue at February 17, 2018 07:34 AM (XWfIj)

774
By the way, I meant to post last night that the story about Pete the Hero Dog was beautifully touching.
Thanks for sharing that.

And that lovely picture of him makes my eyes well up.

Posted by: Cold Civil War at February 17, 2018 05:06 PM (Z2PYk)

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