Well, That's About It For the RUSSIA Collusion Narrative, But the DieHard Liberals We Call "NeverTrumpers" Aren't Giving Up Just Yet

Mueller announced the indictments of 13 RUSSIAN individuals for a raft of violations including conspiracy to interfere in an election (which sounds like a bullshit charge to me -- the statute seems to speak of defrauding the government of property, and "election results" cannot be claimed to be "property" except on Law & Order when Sam Waterson's character is gleefully twisting the law to convict the Evil White CEO Who's The Real Murderer Here.)

That said, even accepting this "election integrity" = "tangible property" thesis, these charges pretty much put to be the RUSSIA "collusion" narrative.

And do note, there is no such crime as "collusion;" the closest actual crime is conspiracy, but conspiracy is always defined as conspiracy to commit [ACTUAL NAMED FELONY];" you can't just have a "conspiracy" charge with no specification of a predicate crime.

"Conspiracy" is indeed its own separate crime, but without the agreement to perform an actual, real crime, there is no conspiracy.

You cannot conspire to do things that aren't real, named crimes -- at least not legally.

Because only a few pro-Trump groups, all in Florida, apparently, even spoke with these people, and the indictment specifies that they were "unwitting" participants, that is, they didn't know they were dealing with RUSSIANS, because the RUSSIANS used identity theft and secured American IP addresses to disguise the fact that they were RUSSIANS.

Also, the indictment mentions, but seems to not give enough attention to, the fact that these same RUSSIANS also organized pro-Hillary/pro-BLM/anti-Trump rallies.

Nonetheless, cucks gonna cuck:



After many people embarrass this little sissy with the obvious fact that there is no crime where there is no intent (and "unwitting" precludes even a lesser mental state, such as "knowingly"), xhe changes her claim that this isn't about the law, but about the political analysis.



Oh, so Muller is going to indict on political crimes now, Sissy? You've been all excited all this time about political optics?

Fuck off, you liberal cuck. Within three months you'll be joining your NeverTrump liberal Bret Stephens calling for the repeal of the 2nd Amendment (so long as you can find a liberal magazine to pay you to say so).

The Unmasking continues, and it's not even Susan Rice doing it this time.

(If you notice the NeverTrumpers sounding increasingly liberal notes lately, it's because they've realized the life-boats being supplied by the Washington Post, The Atlantic magazine, and other liberal publications only have so many seats, and they're going to have to start competing for those few remaining Former (Fake) Conservative Paid to Bash Actual Conservative slots.

Gun control will be among the first issues where they announce "I have sinned and can sin no longer;" then they'll start making noises about a more "rational" position on abortion. Global warming will come after that.)

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Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 16, 2018 03:02 PM (F5+ro)

2 2

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 16, 2018 03:03 PM (F5+ro)

3 italics power ACTIVATE

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 16, 2018 03:03 PM (F5+ro)

4 and I read (most) of the content.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 16, 2018 03:03 PM (F5+ro)

5 Revenge of the Italicans...

Posted by: Hikaru at February 16, 2018 03:04 PM (CMbMd)

6 The Italicians get blamed for everything. First Columbus and now this.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at February 16, 2018 03:05 PM (KUaJL)

7 Rothman's picture is in the dictionary to illustrate the word "cuck".

Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2018 03:05 PM (LiyEm)

8 The good news is there are now grounds to indict every illegal alien gallivanting around with these open border signs.

Round Them Up.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 16, 2018 03:05 PM (bT8Z4)

9 I'm really not sure how it can withstand 1A scrutiny, especially in a post-Citizens United world, to indict foreign nationals for simply running facebook ads relating to politics on the basis that it's illegal for non-US citizens based in Russia to use an American platform (Facebook) to talk about US politics.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 16, 2018 03:05 PM (F5+ro)

10 Hot Air hardest hit.

But seriously, millions of dollars and the better part of two years spent investigating Russian collusion in the 2016 election by multiple organizations and this is the result? a few Russian trolls that bought about $1 million in fake facebook ads?

Time to wrap it up people.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 16, 2018 03:06 PM (+Dllb)

11 1. Some people unwittingly did something
2. ???
3. Hillary is president

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 16, 2018 03:06 PM (SOM/B)

12 Ok, who turned on the italics?

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 16, 2018 03:06 PM (vgwv+)

13 12. Monica Bellucci

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 16, 2018 03:07 PM (SOM/B)

14 Any time I see a big news event on a Friday afternoon, my BS meter pegs. This is no different.
When the Feds need a WagTheDog, they got one.
Who remembers Florida?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 16, 2018 03:07 PM (0tfLf)

15 The Italicans?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 16, 2018 03:07 PM (fqHZs)

16 Read the indictment... most of it is crap...

Only real crime I see is 'Identity theft'... when they used real US Citizen addresses and info to open bank accounts here to pay for stuff....

And it they REALLY want to open that can of worms.... I can point them at about Half of my hometown here in Central Calif.

Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2018 03:07 PM (NgKpN)

17

Dramaqueen Shep not giving up either!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 16, 2018 03:07 PM (fceHP)

18 ace, these people (like Rothman) are just stupid.


There is some mysterious gigantic unspoken social convention that people making stupid arguments, who can't think logically, who can't acquire facts, understand them, or keep them straight, are anything other than stupid.


Nonsense. Append "effectively" if you please - so, "effectively stupid" - but enough with pretending stupid illogical arguments from people need to be taken seriously.


"Liberal" and "cuck" are content free snowballs being thrown (however deserved). Stupid, illogical, misinformed, dishonest - let's start using some of those when appropriate.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 16, 2018 03:07 PM (QDnY+)

19 I read it all, I coulda been a contender... but the strange italicans made me shudder.

On topic, it's really embarrassing for the left if this is the final actions of Mueller. After all that promise of Russians and it fizzles into this?

How.... schadenfruedic!

Posted by: Vanceone at February 16, 2018 03:07 PM (zzW7w)

20 a few Russian trolls that bought about $1 million in fake facebook ads?

Time to wrap it up people.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 16, 2018 03:06 PM (+Dllb)

Especially since it looks like they were funding advertising for both "Not my President" and "Rally for Trump" political events?

I don't know.

Call be conspiracy minded here, but I'm having a hard time buying any of this.

Why would a catering company in Russia give any kinds of shits about "sowing discord in American politics?" Especially to the tune of $1m+ a month?

Our politicians do a GREAT job of sowing discord without Russian caterers getting involved, I fail to see what their end goal was here.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 16, 2018 03:08 PM (F5+ro)

21 Nevermind!!

Posted by: Rosanne Rosanna Danna at February 16, 2018 03:08 PM (kJrJn)

22
*whooo! whoooo!*

Force 12 italics here!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 16, 2018 03:08 PM (BWL+E)

23 Monica Bellucci


That was mean of you. I'm going to be in my bunk for a while.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2018 03:08 PM (fuK7c)

24 Willowed:

"The idea that this was anything but noise in the election is preposterous."

I don't think it even got to the level of noise. And the indictments were for ID theft and not for interference in an election, which isn't actually a crime (at least I've never heard of such a crime before).

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 16, 2018 03:01 PM (hLRSq)

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 16, 2018 03:08 PM (hLRSq)

25 Unlawful Use of Italics. You have the right to remain silent, unless Sam Waterston's character needs to flesh out a weak story line.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at February 16, 2018 03:08 PM (ATVNj)

26 This thing is the picture next to the definition of a nothingburger. With cheese.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 16, 2018 03:08 PM (RD7QR)

27 Italical collusion.

Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2018 03:09 PM (ZM6hc)

28 You know who steals a lot of identities?

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2018 03:09 PM (axZ9x)

29 I can't wait to read the extradition request for them to come here and be puppets for It's Mueller Time! show.

Posted by: biblio at February 16, 2018 03:09 PM (6FY0P)

30 16 Read the indictment... most of it is crap...

Only real crime I see is 'Identity theft'... when they used real US Citizen addresses and info to open bank accounts here to pay for stuff....

And it they REALLY want to open that can of worms.... I can point them at about Half of my hometown here in Central Calif.
Posted by: Don Q. at February 16, 2018 03:07 PM (NgKpN)

Right, the indictment looks really odd to me. Usually indictments are full of accusations of, you know, crimes and all kinds of legal shit, this one seems to be... less of that than usual

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 16, 2018 03:09 PM (F5+ro)

31 Hillary + lack of intent = nothing to see here

Not Hillary + unwitting cooperation = crime of century

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 16, 2018 03:09 PM (2NqXo)

32 But what does Sally Kohn have to say?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 16, 2018 03:09 PM (wGbBR)

33 Will Facebook have to give the money back for all of the foreign fakiness?

Posted by: Bruce at February 16, 2018 03:09 PM (8ikIW)

34 If you notice the NeverTrumpers sounding increasingly liberal notes lately, it's because they've realized the life-boats being supplied by the Washington Post, The Atlantic magazine, and other liberal publications only have so many seats, and they're going to have to start competing for those few remaining Former (Fake) Conservative Paid to Bash Actual Conservative slots.


*breaks pool cue and tosses pieces to the floor*


Make it quick.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at February 16, 2018 03:09 PM (QQ+il)

35 When I first saw the news, you could tell the MSM really thought this was something big.

But looking at it now, at least from where I'm standing, it seems like this is the final act and this is face saving for Mueller. Some Russian internet trolls that will never stand in front of a judge that probably spent less then the catering bill for Muller's investigative team.

Posted by: Maritime at February 16, 2018 03:10 PM (lKmt3)

36

Shep was blabbering about how some in the Trump family were retweeting some of the notorious LLC's tweets.

heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 16, 2018 03:10 PM (fceHP)

37 An indictment about nothing. Was Seinfeld on the legal team?

Posted by: josephistan at February 16, 2018 03:10 PM (7HtZB)

38 Shep! is about to wet his pretty pink panties.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 16, 2018 03:10 PM (fqHZs)

39

Well that was worth $15 million. I'd a told you what happened for half that, and indicted the Clintons, Holder, Lynch, Rice, and various FBI people.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 16, 2018 03:10 PM (r+sAi)

40 Can we withhold payment to Mueller and give that money to the families of he children killed in the Florida high school shooting?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 16, 2018 03:10 PM (ATVNj)

41 Extraordinary indictment. RUSSIA!!!

Posted by: Shemp I Always Fall For The Banana In The Tailpipe Trick Smith at February 16, 2018 03:10 PM (rdl6o)

42 Anyone have a link to the indictment itself?

Posted by: Sharkman at February 16, 2018 03:11 PM (+BKF+)

43 An indictment about nothing. Was Seinfeld on the legal team?
Posted by: josephistan at February 16, 2018 03:10 PM (7HtZB)

Bravo. Well Done

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:11 PM (SjImc)

44 Senator. Senator. This committee owes an apology! This committee owes an apology -- apology, Senator!

Posted by: Tom Hagen at February 16, 2018 03:11 PM (EoRCO)

45 13 12. Monica Bellucci
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 16, 2018 03:07 PM (SOM/B)

Mamma mia! RAAWWRR!

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 16, 2018 03:11 PM (vgwv+)

46 ...like why is space wasted talking about Russians setting up VPNs in the US?

That's not illegal, and theres no charge attached to it...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 16, 2018 03:11 PM (F5+ro)

47 As if it couldn't get any better, bring in horseface himself.


https://tinyurl.com/y9zusmxc

Posted by: WeBoned! at February 16, 2018 03:11 PM (EfEQe)

48 Actually, recoup the money from Mueller and his team and pay it to the victims.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 16, 2018 03:11 PM (ATVNj)

49 And now I remind you that Mad Maxine once said that it was her "goal" to put everybody who disagreed with her politically in jail.

So yes, FedGov is perfectly comfortable indicting someone purely on politics.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 16, 2018 03:11 PM (CMbMd)

50 Mmmm. I just heard former special counsel Robert Ray say the "unwittingly" part is largely exculpatory. He also said the White House lawyers should be celebrating.

He said his word "largely" was only meant to cover the fact their could be other "crimes" (e.g. similar to Flynn, Papodopolous, etc.) which are related and part of the SC mandate, but not remotely related to the president.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 16, 2018 03:11 PM (VpIIl)

51
Shep just told me the Russians bought a BOT FARM in Florida!

Oh, my G-d, we're all gonna die!

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 16, 2018 03:11 PM (2FqvZ)

52 This reminds me of the episode where Homer is chasing the BBQ pig yelling 'It's still good! It's still good!" right up until it gets stuck in the dam and then launched into the stratosphere.

"It's just a little airborne, it's still good!"
"It's gone, Homer."
*sigh* "I know."

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 16, 2018 03:11 PM (hLRSq)

53 identity theft- sowing discord..
so i guess we all landed in the land of oz.

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 03:11 PM (Z8j2x)

54 The good news is there are now grounds to indict every illegal alien gallivanting around with these open border signs.

I would love that. The Left Trump-fucks itself again.

Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2018 03:11 PM (jTKIp)

55 Gun control will be among the first issues where they announce "I have sinned and can sin no longer;" then they'll start making noises about a more "rational" position on abortion.

That's it. Won't take this any longer. Don't give a damn if it is his blog.

GOP Will Support Gun Control In My Lifetime is my line.

Will no one rid me of this meddlesome Ewok ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 03:11 PM (O47gz)

56 32 But what does Sally Kohn have to say?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 16, 2018 03:09 PM (wGbBR)

Probably "you know, pie is good" or "I wonder if that hot chick in accounting is open minded."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (RD7QR)

57 Hillary was supposed to win!!!1!1!!111!

Posted by: Bob Mueller at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (rHGeg)

58 So that's a wrap on Trump collusion.

Lib's/MSM/Comey: "Turn those collusion machines back on!!"

Posted by: WisRich at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (G0vdT)

59 Noah Rothman, continuing to provide the reasoned, nuanced, erudite political analysis you'd expect from a former Opie and Anthony intern.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (oZ6kz)

60 43 Anyone have a link to the indictment itself?
__________________________________

Yes, but its linked through a Russian dating site.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (ATVNj)

61 It's already been acknowledged that none of these defendants are in the US.

and the 3 companies indicted will be defunct within 48 hours, if they haven't been abandoned already.

the only justification I can see for this indictment is that Inspector Mueller of the Certe' had to come up with some kind of explanation as to what he's been doing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (k1TUh)

62 Tremendous waste of effort. Why did nobody investigate all of barky's foreign donors

Posted by: CN at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (W4xXw)

63 There was (I think) a counter-intel investigation that pre-dated the entire Mueller farce, which concluded "meh" on the topic.


This leaves aside that any informed person understands there is no even theoretical, plausible way in which outside interference can affect a presidential election.


Wasn't Strzok involved in the counter-intel investigation? Didn't he text that after his long involvement (from the outset, presumably), there wasn't really any there, there?


What a disgrace the US has become. This was an unimportant issue that merited about a week's look from the least important counter-intel operatives - if that. And all of this was/has been known, and obvious.


Rosenstein has to go. His judgement - and his grasp of the law - are on the level of Obama, Holder, or Lynch.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (QDnY+)

64 put to be?
put to bed?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (ILitO)

65 13 people

Vs

Billions spent by dnc
24/7 anti trump coverage on cnn
All of silicon valley
All of Hollwyoodd
All of the music industry
95% of newspapers

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (brV5K)

66 banana splits guy is banned. We've had lots of problems with him previously and he annoyed me. It's not really against the rules to annoy me, but I was tired of this cuck.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (8rNrN)

67 I still maintain that the Ruskies are as surprised as OBL at the amount of discord they created.

Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2018 03:13 PM (VWsDy)

68 67 Yayyyy!

Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2018 03:13 PM (LiyEm)

69 Thin gruel for sure but Mueller needed to do something, anything with which to give the MSM a basis for a Russia Russia Russia story.

Posted by: troyriser at February 16, 2018 03:13 PM (K8f5g)

70 If they aren't guilty then we'll make up new crimes with serious-sounding names!!!111!

Posted by: Bob Mueller at February 16, 2018 03:13 PM (rHGeg)

71 dem/msm must be pissing theirselves if they are bright enough to realize Uranium1 is all different kinds of actual felonious.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at February 16, 2018 03:13 PM (bLNyr)

72 All of this time and money squandered this past year because one elf looking idiot recused himself.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 16, 2018 03:13 PM (r9UYA)

73 "Also, the indictment mentions, but seems to not give enough attention
to, the fact that these same RUSSIANS also organized
pro-Hillary/pro-BLM/anti-Trump rallies."

Are you kidding? Russians hurting Hillary is a crime, Russians helping Hillary is just fine. Heck we'll even pay 'em to do it.

Posted by: The Deep State at February 16, 2018 03:13 PM (xqRaG)

74 Yes, but its linked through a Russian dating site.


Is it really dating when it costs $8 a minute?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2018 03:13 PM (fuK7c)

75 I thought Trish Reagan was going to stroke out over the FBI. She said all those dead children are their fault, because they are too busy playing politics and falsifying FISA Warrants. Boom.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 16, 2018 03:13 PM (VpIIl)

76 So, are the illegal aliens, citizens of another country, who are politically active in this nation, colluding to interfere in US elections?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 16, 2018 03:14 PM (kIxPI)

77 MFMing Willowed.


OK we got the russkies on this. Dead ass nailed!!!!!

When will
the feds go after the Russians go after the infiltration of every
ecological group to stop the USA from developing our own energy? You
know because environmentals are super political. Oh also they get the
feds to give them money to push Russian priorities.

Do I hear never?


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 16, 2018 03:14 PM (3BFzK)

78 >>>39 I cant help noticing that most of the people throwing the cuck snowball are - rather cucky themselves. But it makes for unintentional humor.

is that right, tough-guy?

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:14 PM (8rNrN)

79 They stated unequivocally that Russia's goal in meddling in our elections which has been going on since the end of WWII they don't pick candidates. Their goal is to cause confusion and get Americans fighting amongst themselves to prove that democracy itself is a failure.

Jackstraw's post #510 on the previous thread.

Contrast that with the seventies Church Commission and the democrats who wanted the CIA to stop their infiltration into the Anti-War protest (along with other protest movements) in an attempt to discover if foreign agents were encouraging the protest movements.

The real collusion in US Politics has always been between the democrat party and the Russians.

Posted by: Mentos the memorian who remembers the past at February 16, 2018 03:14 PM (ECDXs)

80 So, the FBI is now going to go after people for lying on the internet and/or catfishing? Match.com and Tinder hardest hit....

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at February 16, 2018 03:14 PM (/5WQL)

81
Thanks be to Ace. BSG was total defiant disorder dude.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 16, 2018 03:14 PM (2FqvZ)

82 Agree with Rhomboid, this is Mueller looking for the off ramp. I came, I saw, I indicted!

Didn't read the detail in the indictments, but saw a reference that the Russians invested something like $1 million in out-of-pocket expenses to organize these rallies.

Meanwhile, MSM gave Hillary an in-kind contribution of several billion to run the biggest negative branding campaign in the history of man, when they rained buckets of blood on Trump's head in the months before the election.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 16, 2018 03:14 PM (n+6mJ)

83 It's already been acknowledged that none of these defendants are in the US.

and the 3 companies indicted will be defunct within 48 hours, if they haven't been abandoned already


Yeah. This is less than a nothing burger.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2018 03:14 PM (U7cLk)

84 You know who steals a lot of identities?

++++++

Dunno. Elvis?

Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at February 16, 2018 03:14 PM (dpiFT)

85 banana splits guy is banned.


Good thing too.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at February 16, 2018 03:15 PM (QQ+il)

86 67 banana splits guy is banned. We've had lots of problems with him previously and he annoyed me. It's not really against the rules to annoy me, but I was tired of this cuck.
Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (8rNrN)


Bravo, ace. I've been wanting him gone for awhile.

I was going to make a comment about him calling you a cuck, but thought, nah, I'll just sit back and watch.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 03:15 PM (xjiRE)

87 So, does this mean that the witch hunt is over?

Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2018 03:15 PM (uLuPn)

88 59 So that's a wrap on Trump collusion.

Lib's/MSM/Comey (Duke): "Turn those collusion machines back on!!"
Posted by: WisRich at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (G0vdT)

FIFY.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 16, 2018 03:15 PM (vgwv+)

89 Gun control will be among the first issues where they announce "I have sinned and can sin no longer;" then they'll start making noises about a more "rational" position on abortion. Global warming will come after that.)

Bank on it although I'd put AGW before abortion.

The bottom line is if by now you're totally committed to nevertrump without any wavering or question... you're basically crazy and cannot be reached by reality. You have taken your stance based on emotion and frustration (and probably fear), which leads without exception to the dark side: leftism.

banana splits guy is banned. We've had lots of problems with him previously and he annoyed me

The problem with him wasn't what he had to say, but really more how he said it: the most disdainful, sneering, contemptuous delivery every time. Like he's a god among ants.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:15 PM (39g3+)

90 One of the Yankees top prospects, Thairo Estrada, was shot in his right hip late last month in his native Venezuela and although he remains sidelined, Aaron Boone believes the infielder will be available for the bulk of the season.

Can we not classify Venezuela as a Shit Hole?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:15 PM (SjImc)

91 I really thought they'd trump up some phony charge to at least hang some no name staffer.

Part of me still feels like it's coming, but I'm beginning to see this as just another wake up call to the masses.

After ZOMG RUSSIA TRUMPS EVILZZZ IMEACH!!11! ad nauseum...they indict the equivalent of some internet trolls?

Me thinks (or at least hopes) the media/dems have finally overplayed their hand.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 16, 2018 03:15 PM (72PAC)

92 I am conspiring to conspire a conspiracy conspirator conspiracies.

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2018 03:15 PM (gbWkA)

93 81
Thanks be to Ace. BSG was total defiant disorder dude.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 16, 2018 03:14 PM (2FqvZ)

Somewhere there's an Applebee's waiting for him.

Posted by: josephistan at February 16, 2018 03:15 PM (7HtZB)

94 75

Ahem per style guide she is the lovely Trish Regan

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 03:15 PM (brV5K)

95 All of this time and money squandered this past year because one elf looking idiot recused himself.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 16, 2018 03:13 PM (r9UYA)

Sessions apparently believes the opposition acts in good faith. He's too naive for the job. If he doesn't know how the game is played then he shouldn't be at the table.

Posted by: troyriser at February 16, 2018 03:15 PM (K8f5g)

96 66 13 people

Vs

Billions spent by dnc
24/7 anti trump coverage on cnn
All of silicon valley
All of Hollwyood
All of the music industry
95% of newspapers
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (brV5K)

Don't forget foreign governments.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 16, 2018 03:15 PM (rHGeg)

97 Thanks be to Ace. BSG was total defiant disorder dude.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 16, 2018 03:14 PM (2FqvZ)


You insult me.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 03:16 PM (O47gz)

98 BSG was a mildly amusing stealth troll who got more trolly as the "collusion" bullshit unravelled.Remember he was the one aleays hinting at proecutiins of Don jr and Jared Kushner.

Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2018 03:16 PM (LiyEm)

99 "13 people



Vs



Billions spent by dnc

24/7 anti trump coverage on cnn

All of silicon valley

All of Hollwyoodd

All of the music industry

95% of newspapers"

============


Like I said these 13 people are going to be rich beyond their wildest expectations and Lord God Emperors of the political consulting class....or it could just be leftist bullshit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 16, 2018 03:16 PM (3BFzK)

100 he was a cuck's cuck

He wasn't even just a cuck. He was a cuck who would drive his wife's lover to the community college where he taught spin class while his license was suspended.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:16 PM (8rNrN)

101 An indictment about nothing. Was Seinfeld on the legal team?
Posted by: josephistan at February 16, 2018 03:10 PM (7HtZB)


Threadwinner!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 16, 2018 03:16 PM (fceHP)

102 86 67 banana splits guy is banned. We've had lots of problems with him previously and he annoyed me. It's not really against the rules to annoy me, but I was tired of this cuck.
Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (8rNrN)

Bravo, ace. I've been wanting him gone for awhile.

I was going to make a comment about him calling you a cuck, but thought, nah, I'll just sit back and watch.
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 03:15 PM (xjiRE)

This is sidebar worthy.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 16, 2018 03:16 PM (CMbMd)

103 67 praise the Lord!

Posted by: rammajamma at February 16, 2018 03:16 PM (MCpv7)

104 Shep just told me the Russians bought a BOT FARM in Florida!

Oh, my G-d, we're all gonna die!
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 16, 2018 03:11 PM (2FqvZ)


Nonsense! Everyone knows you can't grow bots in Florida. Too humid. You need a cool, dry climate!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 16, 2018 03:16 PM (+F0Wk)

105 It's against the law to try and effect the election...

Posted by: The Clinton News Network at February 16, 2018 03:16 PM (Cmp0w)

106 i always imagined that was rick wilson.

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 03:16 PM (Z8j2x)

107 So, Mueller has 10 additional indictments for Sunday when Ace's Top 10 Sock Puppeteers are announced.

Just waiting for the names to be announced.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 16, 2018 03:16 PM (ATVNj)

108 ...Obamma's stimulus; the gift that keeps on givin'-seriously? What, a waste of time,money; I coulda done this in 10 mins w/Google

Posted by: pahound at February 16, 2018 03:16 PM (fY/09)

109 >>It's not really against the rules to annoy me, but I was tired of this cuck.


How about hugging?

If I hug you, will I be banned?

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2018 03:16 PM (axZ9x)

110 66 banana splits guy is banned. We've had lots of problems with him previously and he annoyed me. It's not really against the rules to annoy me, but I was tired of this cuck.
Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (8rNrN)

Thanks ace. He was just here to stir shit anyway.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 16, 2018 03:17 PM (RD7QR)

111 17 dead kids because muller needed something to do in retirement.

That's the story of today.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 03:17 PM (brV5K)

112 In related news, Robert Mueller has announced an indictment of a Nigerian Prince who's looking for some financial help.

Posted by: pep at February 16, 2018 03:17 PM (LAe3v)

113 I'd care to know the 'entities' indicted to find out how many fb resistance assholes have been colluding by sharing the russian botshit on their timelines....like to rub their resistant little faces in it.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 16, 2018 03:17 PM (odFdz)

114


Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

Russia started their anti-US campaign in 2014, long before I announced that I would run for President. The results of the election were not impacted. The Trump campaign did nothing wrong - no collusion!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 16, 2018 03:17 PM (fceHP)

115 I'm surprised that an independent counsel investigation *appears* to have wrapped up in under a year. That would be a land-speed record.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 16, 2018 03:17 PM (hLRSq)

116 They stated unequivocally that Russia's goal in meddling in our elections which has been going on since the end of WWII they don't pick candidates. Their goal is to cause confusion and get Americans fighting amongst themselves to prove that democracy itself is a failure.

Well even if they liked a candidate look at their choices:

1) America first business powerhouse, won't be bought, ignores the usual attacks.
2) Crazed bitch who can be bought, but is the worst sort of politician in that she won't STAY bought.

Lose/lose. So you just try to destabilize and weaken your greatest opponent, the only true superpower in the world. Weaken the economy, cause chaos, distract the incoming administration from foreign affairs, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:17 PM (39g3+)

117 Seriously though, I will never give up my second amendment rights as long as I live. They can all bite me. I will go down, standing up.

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2018 03:17 PM (gbWkA)

118 8
The good news is there are now grounds to indict every illegal alien gallivanting around with these open border signs.



Round Them Up.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 16, 2018 03:05 PM (bT8Z4)


lol

Posted by: Fopinger J Winterthorpe at February 16, 2018 03:17 PM (ymnmz)

119 -
We were promised Russian hooker pee videos!!~!!!!!!!!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted by: Brooks, Rothman, et al at February 16, 2018 03:17 PM (pMGkg)

120 >>>The problem with him wasn't what he had to say, but really more how he said it: the most disdainful, sneering, contemptuous delivery every time. Like he's a god among ants.

OH, you mean the way LIBERALS always talk, which, not coincidentally, is the way NeverTrumpers also talk? With that sneering condescension that implies they've achieved some exalted status in life but when you look over their CV you can't see anything there except "attended an expensive but mediocre private college"?

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:18 PM (8rNrN)

121 It's not really against the rules to annoy me
Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (8rNrN)

Wait, what?!?

And here I thought that Rule #1 was don't upset the ewok, and if you do, back away slowly.

If I knew that it was not against the rules to annoy you, well... shit...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 16, 2018 03:18 PM (F5+ro)

122
Shep just told me the Russians bought a BOT FARM in Florida!

I ain't gonna work on Botty's farm no more!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2018 03:18 PM (IqV8l)

123 Time to investigate whether or not Trump! has said Doody!!

Posted by: Bruce at February 16, 2018 03:18 PM (8ikIW)

124 and remember that Obama did the PSA with an young woman (anchor baby?) that said her friends were afraid they'd be rounded up if they (illegally) voted ... and Obama said not to worry, no illegal (voter) would be rounded up.

It was carefully scripted to say she should vote, with no worry that her illegal family would then be deported, but also implied any illegal could also vote with no fear of reprisal.

youtube.com/watch?v=oLLt-a6dI_0&feature=youtu.be&t=3m25s

And since the census counts the illegals for assigning representatives' districts, illegals effectively already have ten or fifteen representatives directly advocating for foreigners in the house.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 16, 2018 03:18 PM (bT8Z4)

125 I wonder if the Russians are taking one or both sides in the gun control debate.

Posted by: zmdavid at February 16, 2018 03:18 PM (xqRaG)

126 >>Ahem per style guide she is the lovely Trish Regan


Her eyes are way too far apart.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2018 03:18 PM (axZ9x)

127 "The real collusion in US Politics has always been between the democrat party and the Russians."

===========

The deuce you say!!

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at February 16, 2018 03:18 PM (3BFzK)

128 "So we can all have a good laugh now and just drop this whole crazy thing, Donald. Right?





Right.....?????"

Posted by: Mega at February 16, 2018 03:18 PM (rv0Fo)

129 Missed in this is the fact Mueller noted this started in 2014...

Posted by: Marcus T at February 16, 2018 03:18 PM (VpIIl)

130 The problem with him wasn't what he had to say, but really more how he said it: the most disdainful, sneering, contemptuous delivery every time. Like he's a god among ants.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:15 PM


He made a good point this morning about something. But the way he said it was dripping with condensation and (imagined) superiority. He just was unable or unwilling to argue using any other method.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 16, 2018 03:18 PM (2FqvZ)

131 And I loaded the commie animals, two by two.

Posted by: Noah at February 16, 2018 03:19 PM (vtcmf)

132 Shep just told me the Russians bought a BOT FARM in Florida!

++++

Da, first people's collective bot agro soviet

Posted by: ComPutin at February 16, 2018 03:19 PM (dpiFT)

133 "Agree with Rhomboid, this is Mueller looking for the off ramp. I came, I saw, I indicted!"


I think I wrote something in the MoRe about saving face, well face be saved!

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 16, 2018 03:19 PM (hLRSq)

134 Willowed last thread:

rickb223

Dimethyl ether (H3C-O-CH3) is the really bad stuff.
C2H5OH is the good stuff.

Tom Servo

Ammonium dichromate was used for Science Fair volcanos, not thermite. Not done today because of hexavalent chromium.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 16, 2018 03:19 PM (hyuyC)

135 any sauds indicted? how about iranians? how about mexicans?

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 03:19 PM (Z8j2x)

136 "banana splits guy is banned. We've had lots of problems with him previously and he annoyed me. It's not really against the rules to annoy me, but I was tired of this cuck.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (8rNrN) "

So can Winona Ryder finally drop that restraining order?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 16, 2018 03:19 PM (oZ6kz)

137 The MSM wall to wall covered the May 11, 2016 statement from the Parisian Mayor,with the Muzz Mayor from London in presence, that " Mr. Trump is so stupid". You think she was trying to affect the election ??

Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2018 03:19 PM (VWsDy)

138 Can a Hawaiian Judge just declare them guilty? It would make things easier

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 16, 2018 03:19 PM (3MG/9)

139 Nonsense! Everyone knows you can't grow bots in Florida. Too humid. You need a cool, dry climate!

Exactly, they rust and overheat, its no good down there. For ideal bot creating territory, go with somewhere like Wyoming.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:19 PM (39g3+)

140 Bravo to Noah. He is such a voice of reason.

Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at February 16, 2018 03:19 PM (yhf6w)

141 >>>
How about hugging?

If I hug you, will I be banned?

...

you may hug me only if I don't have to look at you. I suggest gripping me by the hips and hugging me forcefully from behind.

The manly way to hug.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:19 PM (8rNrN)

142 129

This started more like in 1930.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 03:19 PM (brV5K)

143 THIS IS WORSE THAN WATERGATE AND HANDMAIDENS TALE COMBINED!!! WHEN WILL HILLARY BE SWORN IN!?!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at February 16, 2018 03:19 PM (O5Q3r)

144
Mueller also wagged a finger at the state sponsored olympic cheating scandal by russia. He said and I quote "that's just not playing fair".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (r+sAi)

145 It's not really against the rules to annoy me, but I was tired of this cuck.


Rules are overrated. You should ban people because you don't like the way they pronounce "Thursday".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (fuK7c)

146 annoy you?

what if i put peanut butter on pancakes?

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (Z8j2x)

147
Bank on it although I'd put AGW before abortion.

Common sense carbon regulation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (IqV8l)

148 I really thought they'd trump up some phony charge to at least hang some no name staffer.


Posted by: What's a Seawolf?

_________

Yea, I thought Mueller would charge Don Jr with something ridiculous just to make President Trump pardon him and then ride of into the sunset leaving the Administration with a stink bomb.

Posted by: Maritime at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (lKmt3)

149 ...i was always a Fleagel guy; just sayin'

Posted by: pahound at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (fY/09)

150 112 In related news, Robert Mueller has announced an indictment of a Nigerian Prince who's looking for some financial help.
Posted by: pep at February 16, 2018 03:17 PM (LAe3v)

Shit, hopefully it's not the same Nigerian Prince that I've been working with lately.

Speaking of that, I'd better check to see if he transferred over that money yet...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (F5+ro)

151 good move, ace. BSG was a "must skip" commenter (sadly not the only one), but still better to have one less name to skip. Won't comment on his humor schtick, as comedy is tough to do and I rarely even try it here. But a twenty-something trying to play with wordly experienced people with actual expertise was a pathetic sight.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (QDnY+)

152 He made a good point this morning about something. But the way he said it was dripping with condensation and (imagined) superiority.

Yeah, when he wasn't desperately trying to prop up the Russia Russia Russia thing, he was just mean spirited and arrogant. You can be the other team on this site, just don't be a schlong about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (39g3+)

153 CNN is in the 3rd stage of Kubler Ross, bargaining.

They should hit on depression early next week.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (/tuJf)

154 It must be over, they waited until Friday afternoon to announce this.

Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (uLuPn)

155 Missed in this is the fact Mueller noted this started in 2014...
Posted by: Marcus T at February 16, 2018 03:18 PM (VpIIl)

I did not miss that. I could be wrong, but in 2014 Trump was not that much of a factor. I mean The MSM still had Jeb as the front runner I think.

Which just goes to show all the russians were doing is rat fucking like they had for the last 75 years and only shift their focus to Trump as he gained in the polls with is what good rat fuckers do.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (SjImc)

156 66 banana splits guy is banned. We've had lots of problems with him previously and he annoyed me. It's not really against the rules to annoy me, but I was tired of this cuck.
Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (8rNrN)

Good job Ace!

Can we use his name as a sock like Mary Cloggenstein now?

Posted by: Surfperch at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (rHGeg)

157 >>>He made a good point this morning about something. But the way he said it was dripping with condensation and (imagined) superiority. He just was unable or unwilling to argue using any other method.


guys who are super-proud of their social media avatar are guys who really have a lot going on in real life

...is what i've always found.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (8rNrN)

158 If those animals are more than 10 miles away, they aren't going on my boat.

Posted by: Noah at February 16, 2018 03:21 PM (vtcmf)

159 nevermind i guess garrett makes the pancakes today.

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 03:21 PM (Z8j2x)

160 "The Unmasking continues, and it's not even Susan Rice doing it this time."
------------

Sometimes you are just pure sex, ace. And I mean that in a totally heterosexual way.

Posted by: Mega at February 16, 2018 03:21 PM (rv0Fo)

161 How the heck does Shep stay on the air. I've met 5 years olds who are more articulate and have more common sense.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 16, 2018 03:21 PM (VpIIl)

162 I just thought of something that might play into this... Maybe part of Mueller's strategy here, is that by the time he bow's out, after spending over a year and wasting everyone's time and money, that the public will be so EXHAUSTED of ANYTHING to do with Russia, that there will be strong push-back against opening up yet ANOTHER investigation into the Russian Uranium One scandal...

Posted by: I smell something rotten at February 16, 2018 03:21 PM (IBt/r)

163 How long before the left requires Mueller's head on a pike?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at February 16, 2018 03:21 PM (jsWA8)

164 annoy you?

what if i put peanut butter on pancakes?
Posted by: willow


Ketchup on steak?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2018 03:21 PM (U7cLk)

165 Well, I don't know. I've sinned and I think there's a few more in me if I tried.

Oh. You're talking about something else.

Sorry. Never mind.

Posted by: jakee308 at February 16, 2018 03:21 PM (C4l4A)

166 89



banana splits guy is banned. We've had lots of problems with him previously and he annoyed me



The problem with him wasn't what he had to say, but really more how
he said it: the most disdainful, sneering, contemptuous delivery every
time. Like he's a god among ants.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:15 PM (39g3+)

Jeez and I felt bad that I called him a name yesterday for being a passive aggressive DB to me.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 16, 2018 03:21 PM (ymnmz)

167

Chris Wallace almost sounds sad that there is not collusion. grrr

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 16, 2018 03:21 PM (fceHP)

168 136 "banana splits guy is banned. We've had lots of problems with him previously and he annoyed me. It's not really against the rules to annoy me, but I was tired of this cuck.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (8rNrN) "

I, on bended knee, plead with your Grace, for ever doubting your undoofiness.

Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2018 03:21 PM (VWsDy)

169 And it they REALLY want to open that can of worms.... I can point them at about Half of my hometown here in Central Calif.
?Que?

Posted by: don reynaldo veracruz lopez smith at February 16, 2018 03:21 PM (ewxPW)

170 In related news, Robert Mueller has announced an indictment of a Nigerian Prince who's looking for some financial help.


It's always the modalities that prove to be their undoing.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM (QQ+il)

171
If I had downed a drink every time Shep said 'bot farm' the past half hour I'd be hammered by now.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM (2FqvZ)

172 i wouldn't mind banana guy if he'd just argue in good faith.

maybe one more try?

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM (Z8j2x)

173 -
It's not really against the rules to annoy me,

-----------------------

If that were the rule, I'm not sure any of us survive.


Posted by: irright at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM (pMGkg)

174
Breaking: Israel just indicted Obama for meddling in their election.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM (r+sAi)

175 My friend Adam Schiff and I think it should be obvious to all intelligent people that Trump was in bed with the Russian bots.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM (3BFzK)

176 >>>Chris Wallace almost sounds sad that there is not collusion. grrr

yeah he's a full-on liberal, and I know that, because I've heard the stuff he says when he's not on camera.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM (8rNrN)

177 In 1979, when I was 11, I remember my mother driving me to Springfield mall (Springfield, Va, home of Dave Grohl (Nirvana/Foo Fighters)) in our station wagon when a news report came on the radio about alleged Soviet violations of whatever ABM treaty there was. I said to my mother "You can't trust the Russians".* Still can't. :-P

*My 6th grade teacher was a very anti-Soviet, Jewish woman. She had us read Ayn Rand's "Anthem" (as well as a whole bunch of stuff most students don't read until well into high school, like Fahreinheit 451, MacBeth, etc).

Posted by: SFGoth at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM (dZ756)

178 >>Sometimes you are just pure sex, ace.

I see a lot more man hugging coming up.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM (/tuJf)

179 114


Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

Russia started their anti-US campaign in 2014, long before I announced that I would run for President. The results of the election were not impacted. The Trump campaign did nothing wrong - no collusion!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 16, 2018 03:17 PM (fceHP)

::Unwraps Mars bar:: ::Realizes that this is a seriously cucky format::

I didn't think the Donald could resist. Hopefully the Donald will get the last text in this whole debacle.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM (RD7QR)

180 New crimes:

1. talking to Russians (Republicans only)
2. saying doody
3. drinking too many of Diet Cokes
4. overfeeding Koi

Posted by: wth at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM (HgMAr)

181 A million bucks worth of Russkie Troll Facebook ads?


What did Fuckerberg know and when did he know it?

Posted by: Jaws at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM (oOw3I)

182 I suggest gripping me by the hips and hugging me forcefully from behind.

The manly way to hug.


Ok, no more Olympics for you.

Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (+y0ym)

183 Gun control will be among the first issues where they announce "I have sinned and can sin no longer;" then they'll start making noises about a more "rational" position on abortion. Global warming will come after that.)
----------------------

The Cuck Transition

Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (mJXUS)

184 So, the FBI is now going to go after people for lying on the internet and/or catfishing? Match.com and Tinder hardest hit....

That bitch told me she was 90 pounds and 200 IQ!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (39g3+)

185 Her eyes are way too far apart.
Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2018 03:18 PM (axZ9x)


Prefer the cyclops look, do ya?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (+F0Wk)

186 Chris Wallace is bitchslapping Shemp.

Posted by: redenzo at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (14qvS)

187 156 Missed in this is the fact Mueller noted this started in 2014...
Posted by: Marcus T at February 16, 2018 03:18 PM (VpIIl)

I did not miss that. I could be wrong, but in 2014 Trump was not that much of a factor. I mean The MSM still had Jeb as the front runner I think.

Which just goes to show all the russians were doing is rat fucking like they had for the last 75 years and only shift their focus to Trump as he gained in the polls with is what good rat fuckers do.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (SjImc)

Back in 2014 a lot of people thought Trump would start a SuperPAC instead of running.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (rHGeg)

188 How about hugging?



If I hug you, will I be banned?

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2018 03:16 PM (axZ9x)<

Someone is feeling much better.......

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (sjdRT)

189 >>>173 i wouldn't mind banana guy if he'd just argue in good faith.

Nah, he's busy anyway, he's got to drive his wife to the brazilian wax place so she looks pretty for tonight's date(s)

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (8rNrN)

190 maybe one more try?

no

Posted by: Everyone else at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (vtcmf)

191 168

Chris Wallace almost sounds sad that there is not collusion. grrr
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 16, 2018 03:21 PM (fceHP)

Just realized Cary Grant was not gay. Complete sighness

Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (VWsDy)

192 rick, ugh Never! steak a little salt. That's it!

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (Z8j2x)

193 39


Well that was worth $15 million. I'd a told you what happened
for half that, and indicted the Clintons, Holder, Lynch, Rice, and
various FBI people.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 16, 2018 03:10 PM (r+sAi)


for $15 million, did ANYONE get a BJ?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (UsCnO)

194 Hey I'm new here. What's going on?

Posted by: Hot Fudge Brownie Delight Fellow at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (ymnmz)

195 But I just heard Mueller was wrapping things up on his bottom or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (ks6bw)

196 175
Breaking: Israel just indicted Obama for meddling in their election.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM (r+sAi)

For reelz?

Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (uLuPn)

197 There is some mysterious gigantic unspoken social convention that people
making stupid arguments, who can't think logically, who can't acquire
facts, understand them, or keep them straight, are anything other than
stupid.
--

There are people who are logic based (most men, women women) and emotion based (most women, most gays, some men.)

I think society as a whole tolerates insanity because it would not be nice to tell 50% of the population "your sh*t is all effed up all the time."

Because they, in turn, would spit our food at restaurants. And things like that.

Posted by: shibumi at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (aT+Bx)

198 Is then when Mueller drops the other shoe and starts indicting Hillary's camp? (You know, the real criminals.)

Posted by: SFGoth at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (dZ756)

199 >>>>Thanks be to Ace. BSG was total defiant disorder dude.
.
.
.What did I miss?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (+Dllb)

200 Things fbi does well

1. Discovers that internet trolls exist

2. Allows 17 high school kids to be murdered

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (idaWZ)

201 181- don't forget the crime of "two scoops!!!"

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at February 16, 2018 03:24 PM (/5WQL)

202 26
This thing is the picture next to the definition of a nothingburger. With cheese.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 16, 2018 03:08 PM (RD7QR)

Cheese?
Where is the cheese?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2018 03:24 PM (UsCnO)

203 "It must be over, they waited until Friday afternoon to announce this.

Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (uLuPn)"
============
The day after a terrible school shooting facilitated by the FIB.
It. Is. Done.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 16, 2018 03:24 PM (3BFzK)

204 Nah, he's busy anyway, he's got to drive his wife to the brazilian wax place so she looks pretty for tonight's date(s)
Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (8rNrN)

ha, I was thinking a little better would be.

ah, he's busy anyway, he's got to drive his wife to the brazilian wax place so He looks pretty for tonight's date(s)

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 03:24 PM (Z8j2x)

205 173
i wouldn't mind banana guy if he'd just argue in good faith.



maybe one more try?

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM (Z8j2x)

Nope!

Posted by: WeBoned! at February 16, 2018 03:24 PM (EfEQe)

206 -
--
If I had downed a drink every time Shep said 'bot farm' the past half hour I'd be hammered by now.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 16, 2018
-------------------------

You tummy would still have less alcohol in it than Sheppy's has "Obama Temple Veins".


Posted by: irright at February 16, 2018 03:24 PM (pMGkg)

207 they've realized the life-boats being supplied by the Washington Post, The Atlantic magazine, and other liberal publications only have so many seats, and they're going to have to start competing for those few remaining

Like musical chairs, only with a bag of dicks.

Don't get in front of The Rick Wilson when the music stops.

Posted by: wooga at February 16, 2018 03:24 PM (6OGMR)

208 So! Will we be getting pictures of hot naked rooskie spy-babes?

Posted by: Weasel at February 16, 2018 03:24 PM (Sfs6o)

209 The problem with him wasn't what he had to say, but really more how he said it: the most disdainful, sneering, contemptuous delivery every time. Like he's a god among ants.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:15 PM (39g3+)


Well ... he ain't the first, last, or only fucker around here to make points so brilliant that your inability to keep up is confusing and frustrating to no end.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 03:24 PM (O47gz)

210 Chris Wallace is bitchslapping Shemp.

Posted by: redenzo at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (14qvS)
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Explain

Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 03:25 PM (mJXUS)

211 Seriously though, I will never give up my second amendment rights as long as I live. They can all bite me. I will go down, standing up.
Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2018 03:17 PM (gbWkA)

Amen.

Posted by: troyriser at February 16, 2018 03:25 PM (K8f5g)

212 You omitted that I'm also a Christian religious fanatic with a radio show who knocks up 12-y-o girls and drives them across state lines for abortions and a close personal friend of Donald Trump.

Posted by: Evil White CEO Who's The Real Murderer at February 16, 2018 03:25 PM (ewxPW)

213 173 i wouldn't mind banana guy if he'd just argue in good faith.

maybe one more try?
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM (Z8j2x)

Can we not? There's always somebody who wants to defend his condescending ass, and he always goes back to the same schtick.

You knew who the snake was when you picked him up.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 16, 2018 03:25 PM (CMbMd)

214 Has Egg McMuffin come yet?

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 03:25 PM (idaWZ)

215 200 He made one snide remark too many and got banned.

Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2018 03:25 PM (LiyEm)

216 BSG banned and Will Bynn posts shortly thereafter . . . .

H mmmmmmm . . .

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 16, 2018 03:25 PM (XVquR)

217 Breaking: Israel just indicted Obama for meddling in their election.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM (r+sAi)


omg, this would be awesome

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 16, 2018 03:25 PM (fceHP)

218 16JUNE2015

Date PDT announced he was running for President

And this shit started in 2014.

PDT do NOT talk to mueller EVER

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:25 PM (SjImc)

219 good move, ace. BSG was a "must skip" commenter (sadly not the only one), but still better to have one less name to skip. Won't comment on his humor schtick, as comedy is tough to do and I rarely even try it here. But a twenty-something trying to play with wordly experienced people with actual expertise was a pathetic sight.

Posted by: rhomboid


Hey, age ain't everything! I'm sure there's folks here younger than me with more experience packed in than I'll be seeing in another ten years!

As for the rest, he needed to go. Thanks for the idea for the nic mod, though!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, must-skip commenter at February 16, 2018 03:25 PM (AM1GF)

220 I'll tell you that I use a VPN for a mere $300k.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 16, 2018 03:25 PM (ks6bw)

221 "
Is then when Mueller drops the other shoe and starts indicting Hillary's camp? (You know, the real criminals.)


Posted by: SFGoth at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (dZ756)"

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You made me laugh and laugh and laugh.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 16, 2018 03:25 PM (3BFzK)

222 guys who are super-proud of their social media avatar are guys who really have a lot going on in real life

Sure, just like the guys who brag about how big their wang is and how many "chicks they bagged" are total Valentinos in real life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:25 PM (39g3+)

223 -
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Chris Wallace is bitchslapping Shemp.



Posted by: redenzo at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM

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Is there any other way to slap him?


Posted by: irright at February 16, 2018 03:25 PM (pMGkg)

224 I remember Ace used to ban hammer folks for using the cuck word. My, how times have changed. Maybe Ace should talk to Jonah.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 16, 2018 03:25 PM (2LelM)

225 187 Chris Wallace is bitchslapping Shemp.
Posted by: redenzo at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (14qvS)

CW couldn't bitch slap a golliwog

Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2018 03:25 PM (VWsDy)

226 A huge number of the 1960's "peace" movement participants were wittingly colluding with Russia. Vast swathes of current Democrats at all levels cut their teeth politically at that time in those groups.

How many of them are gnashing those same teeth at the "collusion" with Russia now?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2018 03:26 PM (iv0p7)

227 This is it ? really. Mueller indicts some Russian trolls. All based on investigations that Facebook and Google did. And they had zero effect on the election.
But. but. but.....
It's starting to penetrate the thick heads of some nevertrumpers too.

Posted by: standfast24 at February 16, 2018 03:26 PM (/t6Re)

228 It would be wrong for citizens of any foreign power to try to influence our sacred elections. Except for Britain. And Illegals. And Saudi Arabia. And Hezbollah. And Iran. And Doodad Pro.

Posted by: Mega at February 16, 2018 03:26 PM (rv0Fo)

229 i was always a Fleagel guy; just sayin'

Ugg. That schtick at the beginning of his run here was the worst.

Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2018 03:26 PM (YloZ9)

230 Hell, Facebook took money in Russian currency to spread #fakenews

why aren't they under indictment?

https://tinyurl.com/y7t99vgz

Posted by: Grad School Fool at February 16, 2018 03:26 PM (swEzU)

231 (If you notice the NeverTrumpers sounding increasingly liberal notes lately, it's because they've realized the life-boats being supplied by the Washington Post, The Atlantic magazine, and other liberal publications only have so many seats, and they're going to have to start competing for those few remaining Former (Fake) Conservative Paid to Bash Actual Conservative slots.

-----

Can you imagine making a living that way? The desperation.

Maybe some of the shrillness is driven by self-loathing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 16, 2018 03:26 PM (JPEYg)

232 So! Will we be getting pictures of hot naked rooskie spy-babes?
Da.

Posted by: Ivana Peealot at February 16, 2018 03:26 PM (ewxPW)

233 o crap, i'm doing the lashon hara bit.

apologies.. shuts up.

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 03:26 PM (Z8j2x)

234 What a complete waste of taxpayer time, resources, and energy.

Posted by: Monk at February 16, 2018 03:26 PM (g4lFK)

235 I think I wrote something in the MoRe about saving face, well face be saved!
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 16, 2018 03:19 PM (hLRSq)

I don't think we could run this guy of with a mop and a bucket of shit

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at February 16, 2018 03:26 PM (czkHE)

236 222 "
Is then when Mueller drops the other shoe and starts indicting Hillary's camp? (You know, the real criminals.)


Posted by: SFGoth at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (dZ756)"

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You made me laugh and laugh and laugh.
-----------
Yeah, I know.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 16, 2018 03:26 PM (2LelM)

237 204 "It must be over, they waited until Friday afternoon to announce this.

Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (uLuPn)"
============
The day after a terrible school shooting facilitated by the FIB.
It. Is. Done.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 16, 2018 03:24 PM (3BFzK)
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Good point.

Posted by: WisRich at February 16, 2018 03:26 PM (G0vdT)

238 what you see with NeverTrumpers is not secret liberalism, but an ethnic interest which transcends political party. Notice how all of them seem to come from one certain ethnoreligious group, Mr. Rothman included.

Posted by: dw at February 16, 2018 03:26 PM (stPAM)

239 maybe one more try?

-

How many would that make it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 16, 2018 03:26 PM (ks6bw)

240 Ignoramus I'm a disciple of Yogi Berra when it comes to predictions: they're hard to make, especially about the future. So I am not predicting this is the end for Mueller - just noting the obvious, that it certainly *could* be.


Personally hope the farce continues, and overlaps the IG report and the wave of indictments to follow (if they don't follow, we truly are over as a nation of laws, I mean in the most formal, complete, technical sense).


Imagine these paired headlines:


"Former FBI Director, Deputy Attorney General, Several FBI Figures Indicted on Abuse of Power, Perjury Charges"


"Special Counsel Announces Plea Deal with Former Trump Campaign Driver Who Falsified Expense Report"

Posted by: rhomboid at February 16, 2018 03:26 PM (QDnY+)

241 you may hug me only if I don't have to look at you. I suggest gripping me by the hips and hugging me forcefully from behind.

The manly way to hug.



Ah, the French Mistake.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 16, 2018 03:26 PM (QQ+il)

242 banana splits guy is banned. We've had lots of problems with him previously and he annoyed me.

Break out the champagne and dancing girls.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2018 03:27 PM (iv0p7)

243 A huge number of the 1960's "peace" movement participants were wittingly colluding with Russia. Vast swathes of current Democrats at all levels cut their teeth politically at that time in those groups.

How many of them are gnashing those same teeth at the "collusion" with Russia now?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2018 03:26 PM (iv0p7)

great point. Hey has mueller indicted jane fond yet? I've pissed on her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:27 PM (SjImc)

244 >>Is there any other way to slap him?



He prefers the cock slap...

or, the Maine Handshake as it is known around these parts.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2018 03:27 PM (axZ9x)

245 Trish is one of the few I will watch. I won't watch that babbling idiot Liz and Cavuto is turning into another nevertrump cuck. Him and that asshole Gasparino who never misses a chance to call Trump names and blame him for Global Warming and the Lindbergh Kidnapping

Posted by: Marcus T at February 16, 2018 03:27 PM (VpIIl)

246 You knew who the snake was when you picked him up.


Is this about my boob again?

Posted by: Cleopatra at February 16, 2018 03:27 PM (fuK7c)

247 >>>>>
"It must be over, they waited until Friday afternoon to announce this.



Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (uLuPn)"
============
The day after a terrible school shooting facilitated by the FIB.
It. Is. Done.
.
.
.Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

As Winston Churchill said after the Battle of Britain......This may be the end of the beginning.

The DOJ IG report is still due to be released next month and the fat lady has not yet begun to sing.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 16, 2018 03:27 PM (+Dllb)

248 Actually, going after these Russians trolls and closing the investigation is probably the best course we can take at this stage. The #resist retards have already given the Russians the social discord they were after.


Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 16, 2018 03:27 PM (hUqh+)

249 >>>Shep said 'bot farm'

Butt Farm.

Don't miss the chaps-optional Tuesdays!

Posted by: wooga at February 16, 2018 03:27 PM (6OGMR)

250 >>A huge number of the 1960's "peace" movement participants were wittingly colluding with Russia. Vast swathes of current Democrats at all levels cut their teeth politically at that time in those groups.

So is a huge part of the Green movement.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 16, 2018 03:27 PM (/tuJf)

251 Has Egg McMuffin come yet?
McMuffin cum! Coohoo! McMuffin cum.

Posted by: harry reid's cockatoo at February 16, 2018 03:27 PM (ewxPW)

252 It's not really against the rules to annoy me, but I was tired of this cuck.

This is why I always use the incognitto private mode of web browsers and change my nick at least five times a day. I don't want to annoy anyone.

I also try, at least half the time, to find the humor in any situation even if that annoys people who have no sense of humor.

Posted by: Pete Whizzer Jr at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (ECDXs)

253 "he was a cuck's cuck

He wasn't even just a cuck. He was a cuck who would drive his wife's lover to the community college where he taught spin class while his license was suspended.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:16 PM (8rNrN) "

Was his license suspended, or the guy fucking his wife's license was suspended? This metaphor is getting complicated.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (oZ6kz)

254
You knew who the snake was when you picked him up.
Posted by: Hikaru at February 16, 2018 03:25 PM (CMbMd)

i'm just trying to fight my own snotty nature.

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (Z8j2x)

255 So what's does Mueller have left?

Charging Trump for obstruction for firing Jimmy Drama -- Mueller's BFF -- when the DOJ OIG will soon drop that Jimmy was a central figure in purposefully tanking the Hillary investigation?

Mueller needs to get out of Dodge.

Let's not forget that Schweizer's book Clinton Cash laid out the Uranium One plot in detail two years ago, but it was ignored.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (n+6mJ)

256 >>you may hug me only if I don't have to look at you. I suggest gripping me by the hips and hugging me forcefully from behind.

>The manly way to hug.


>>Ah, the French Mistake.


Really, just one step removed from a Rhode Island Lobster.

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (axZ9x)

257 Ding Dong the Witch Hunt is Dead!

Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (uLuPn)

258 "It must be over, they waited until Friday afternoon to announce this.

Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (uLuPn)"
============
The day after a terrible school shooting facilitated by the FIB.
It. Is. Done.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious


Mueller's gettin' while the gettin's good. He can save face with this and fade away without becoming an open target himself.

The Left knew this was a bust and a backfire and needed it to go away. And so it shall.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, must-skip commenter at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (AM1GF)

259 You cannot conspire to do things that aren't real, named crimes -- at least not legally.
---
Don't tell anyone, but Chipotle and I are conspiring to commit something awful against the public sewer. Perhaps Mueller should investigate.

Posted by: Methos at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (XQvuQ)

260 you may hug me only if I don't have to look at you. I suggest gripping me by the hips and hugging me forcefully from behind.

The manly way to hug.

====================

I will vouche for the manliness of said contact.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (rdl6o)

261 for $15 million, did ANYONE get a BJ?

Yup

Posted by: Peter Strsok at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (O5Q3r)

262 Oh now, dw @239, you'd best run along to StormFront or pedo sites, or whatever's bookmarked on your browser.


ace, Vernichtung required @239

Posted by: rhomboid at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (QDnY+)

263 Even cnn couldnt help but notice the timing on this....just hours after it was revealed fbi has the blood of 17 dead kids on its hands.

But muller is a stand up guy right National Review?

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (idaWZ)

264 Does this mean that there are no 'hot Russian hookers pissin' tape?

Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (mJXUS)

265 "Gun control will be among the first issues where they announce "I have sinned and can sin no longer;" then they'll start making noises about a more "rational" position on abortion. Global warming will come after that.)"

So you mean they will go the way of one C Johnson of that tiny footballs site that shall not be named.

Also, they got 13 Russians for trolling. JFC!

Posted by: kahall at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (pPAjq)

266 That bitch told me she was 90 pounds and 200 IQ!

And she was in fact 200 pounds with a 90 IQ?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (ATVNj)

267 All you need to create social discord is to elect a Republican president,any one.They would be only a tad less strident with a President Cruz.

Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (LiyEm)

268 >>>Can you imagine making a living that way? The desperation.

Maybe some of the shrillness is driven by self-loathing.

...

a lot of them already were pretty liberal.

It's just a fact that, politics being binary (despite what Ben Shapiro claims on occasion), people will tend to believe, or half-believe, stuff they don't really believe, if it's believed by most of their political correligionists.

Especially if they're getting PAID to be a Professional Conservative.

When you're off the team, as many of these people clearly are now, you're freed up to say what you've really always believed, and, get this, much of what these people have always believed is pretty liberal.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:29 PM (8rNrN)

269 157
Can we use his name as a sock like Mary Cloggenstein now?
Posted by: Surfperch at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (rHGeg)


Yes! Canwecanwecanwe?

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 03:29 PM (xjiRE)

270 Amazingly enough it looks like the new Black Panther movie is sort of the opposite in politics from what you'd expect. The hero fights to use their tech to help people out and wants to protect his country and heritage (like a certain guy who likes two scoops of ice cream) and the villain is a black panther in the Obama sense who wants to use Wakandan tech to arm blacks for a violent revolt against whitey.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:29 PM (39g3+)

271
Not for reelz. Just sarcasm that obama did what the russians did.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 16, 2018 03:29 PM (r+sAi)

272 the real "indictment" here is against the MSM which flogged the dead "Trump/Russia" horse for a year.

Now let's get busy on the OIG report and start indicting the real Hillary/Russia, Hillary/CIA, Hillary/MSM, Hillary/Soros team of horses ... that ran horse (or other drugs) and various favors for the global crime syndicates.

let's get this indictment party started ... ready jeff?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 16, 2018 03:29 PM (bT8Z4)

Posted by: WeBoned! at February 16, 2018 03:29 PM (EfEQe)

274 "you may hug me only if I don't have to look at you. I suggest gripping me by the hips and hugging me forcefully from behind.



The manly way to hug.







Ah, the French Mistake."

============

With three, make the french miracle!!

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at February 16, 2018 03:29 PM (3BFzK)

275 Collusion is not a crime.

Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2018 03:29 PM (uLuPn)

276 It's going to be an early banana.

Posted by: Bill Spynn at February 16, 2018 03:29 PM (vtcmf)

277 I don't think we could run this guy of with a mop and a bucket of shit

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at February 16, 2018 03:26 PM (czkHE)


(?)

What did I do now?

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 16, 2018 03:29 PM (hLRSq)

278 OH, you mean the way LIBERALS always talk, which, not coincidentally, is the way NeverTrumpers also talk? With that sneering condescension that implies they've achieved some exalted status in life but when you look over their CV you can't see anything there except "attended an expensive but mediocre private college"?

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:18 PM (8rNrN)


The Brett Baeir special report round table, including Brett Baeir.

Sans, the Mollie Hemingway seat.

Stephen Hayes and Jonah Goldberg, literally sneer and show their teeth, like feral dogs while side-eyeing Brett, who tries not to BFF sneer back.

It's embarrassing. Grown men in $thousands dollar suits sneering like animals and puffing their cocky chests. Yuck. Really, just gross.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 16, 2018 03:29 PM (fceHP)

279 266 Does this mean that there are no 'hot Russian hookers pissin' tape?


Posted by: JC at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (mJXUS)
______________________________________

Working on it!

Posted by: 2020 DNC Presidential Cyber Team at February 16, 2018 03:30 PM (ATVNj)

280 136 "banana splits guy is banned. We've had lots of problems with him previously and he annoyed me. It's not really against the rules to annoy me, but I was tired of this cuck.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (8rNrN) "

So can Winona Ryder finally drop that restraining order?
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 16, 2018 03:19 PM (oZ6kz)

No way, now he can devote his full attention to her.

Posted by: josephistan at February 16, 2018 03:30 PM (7HtZB)

281 And she was in fact 200 pounds with a 90 IQ?

I knew someone here would have my back

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:30 PM (39g3+)

282 105
It's against the law to try and effect the election...

Posted by: The Clinton News Network at February 16, 2018 03:16 PM (Cmp0w)

Agreed.

Posted by: Madison Avenue hotshots at February 16, 2018 03:30 PM (UsCnO)

283 232 (If you notice the NeverTrumpers sounding increasingly liberal notes lately, it's because they've realized the life-boats being supplied by the Washington Post, The Atlantic magazine, and other liberal publications only have so many seats, and they're going to have to start competing for those few remaining Former (Fake) Conservative Paid to Bash Actual Conservative slots.
-----
Can you imagine making a living that way? The desperation. "

I think I saw Max Boot a couple weeks ago writing "Wow, I just realized that White Privilege really IS real, and I AM OUTRAGED BY IT!!!"

Fuck Max Boot Forever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2018 03:30 PM (k1TUh)

284 I also try, at least half the time, to find the humor in any situation even if that annoys people who have no sense of humor.

Posted by: Pete Whizzer Jr at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (ECDXs)

I have no sense of humor but pride myself in the enjoyment of those who do.

My now-adult kids tell me I'm hilarious, just not intentionally so.

Posted by: troyriser at February 16, 2018 03:30 PM (K8f5g)

285 How long before the left requires Mueller's head on a pike?
Posted by: CSMBigBird

#Twoweeks

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 16, 2018 03:30 PM (vcOmj)

286 Oh damn! What happened to my Shep Smith sock? I retract my voucher!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at February 16, 2018 03:30 PM (rdl6o)

287 Democrats start calling Mueller "incompetent", etc. in 3,2,1...

And where is that little weasel Miss Lindsey?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 16, 2018 03:30 PM (VpIIl)

288 Bots do not work well in FL, but on Tatooine...

Posted by: Luke, zeroing wamprats at February 16, 2018 03:31 PM (gbWkA)

289 I forgot who told me this, but some guy I know had a friend who used to just drift up to dudes and put his hands on their hips and pull them close. Like a casual thing, and yet intimate.

Like "Hey buddy...!"

Not gay -- just fucking with people.

And man, were people bothered.

Now that's a crap thing to have done TO you but the thought of a dude doing that to someone else makes me laugh really hard.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:31 PM (8rNrN)

290 Rothman, one of the self-hating bed fouling usual suspects:
I have a Jewish grandma. I know from guilt trips. This is weak sauce.
https://twitter.com/noahcrothman/status/763562462876688384?lang=en

Posted by: WontSubmit at February 16, 2018 03:31 PM (122Gu)

291 I thought for sure Mueller would make sure to leave the investigation with a bang, like trying to interrogate Trump and make him take the 5th, etc.

Posted by: Maritime at February 16, 2018 03:31 PM (lKmt3)

292 Amazingly enough it looks like the new Black Panther movie is sort of the opposite in politics from what you'd expect. The hero fights to use their tech to help people out and wants to protect his country and heritage (like a certain guy who likes two scoops of ice cream) and the villain is a black panther in the Obama sense who wants to use Wakandan tech to arm blacks for a violent revolt against whitey.
---
that is very funny. I guess none of marvel's SJW writers got involved in the project

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 16, 2018 03:31 PM (V3U1L)

293 And where is that little weasel Miss Lindsey?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 16, 2018 03:30 PM (VpIIl)

lifting weights so he can be a pall bearer at mcshit's funeral. She has to bulk up first

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:31 PM (SjImc)

294 He made a good point this morning about something. But the way he said it was dripping with condensation and (imagined) superiority. He just was unable or unwilling to argue using any other method.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at February 16, 2018 03:18 PM (2FqvZ)


Musta been one-a them thar Russian Florida bots

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 16, 2018 03:31 PM (+F0Wk)

295 Ace you know BSG counts coup by getting banned at conservative sites right?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 16, 2018 03:31 PM (+Dllb)

296 Nah, he's busy anyway, he's got to drive his wife to the brazilian wax place so she looks pretty for tonight's date(s)
Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (8rNrN)

It's not a Brazilian wax if starts between the shoulder blades.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 16, 2018 03:31 PM (tMFgx)

297 Is there any other way to slap him?


Posted by: irright at February 16, 2018 03:25 PM (pMGkg)

Hold my beer!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Cock at February 16, 2018 03:31 PM (hUqh+)

298 >>>"The Unmasking continues, and it's not even Susan Rice doing it this time."

Hot damn, ace. You tapped that ass balls deep.

Posted by: Max Power at February 16, 2018 03:31 PM (q177U)

299 Ah, the French Mistake.

When I didn't think it was possible to add to ace's hilarious finale, someone finds a way

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:31 PM (39g3+)

300 I have emerged from the typing pool! Sunday is in the can. Wednesday is in the can. I am freeeee!

Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (lwiT4)

301 yo

Posted by: George at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (7qsff)

302 >>>he Brett Baeir special report round table, including Brett Baeir.

Sans, the Mollie Hemingway seat.

Stephen Hayes and Jonah Goldberg, literally sneer and show their teeth, like feral dogs while side-eyeing Brett, who tries not to BFF sneer back.

It's embarrassing. Grown men in $thousands dollar suits sneering like animals and puffing their cocky chests. Yuck. Really, just gross.

...

Agreed -- and I'm psyched someone else has seen Bret Baier's deep liberal bent.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (8rNrN)

303 278
It's going to be an early banana.


Posted by: Bill Spynn at February 16, 2018 03:29 PM (vtcmf)

Bad news.
Never, ever go early banana.

How were you raised, anyway?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (UsCnO)

304 243 banana splits guy is banned. We've had lots of problems with him previously and he annoyed me.

Break out the champagne and dancing girls.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2018 03:27 PM (iv0p7)

Bring forth the Russian hookers and rubber sheets!

Posted by: josephistan at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (7HtZB)

305 also, so mueller/rosenstein have no comment on american americans doing fisa warrant fraud? that's SO ODD!!!

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (V3U1L)

306 Identity theft? If they were from south of the border, they could come to Cali and be in Sanctuary State.

OTOH, it warms my heart to read and see on the news about ICE coming to LA, San Fernando Valley.

Sanctuary State?
Let's see about that. ICE

They had a report on it Wednesday, Valentines Day about the sweep. Funny thing is, everyon they arrested was shown from the chest down.

.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (bB4HN)

307 Is it the weekend yet?

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (gbWkA)

308 I think I saw Max Boot a couple weeks ago writing "Wow, I just realized that White Privilege really IS real, and I AM OUTRAGED BY IT!!!"

Fuck Max Boot Forever.
Posted by: Tom Servo

His parents are from Russia.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (vcOmj)

309 It's Morning in America again!

Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (uLuPn)

310 bet you five dollars that Mueller will send people to investigate the people who unwittingly dealt with the Russians to see if he get get them on something, anything,

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (ILitO)

311 Is it really dating when it costs $8 a minute?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at


You spelled "marriage" wrong.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 16, 2018 03:33 PM (+BKF+)

312 289 Democrats start calling Mueller "incompetent", etc. in 3,2,1...
____________________________________

Dems will say Mueller couldn't do his job because of Trump obstruction, lack of resources and Trump's bullying of witnesses.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 16, 2018 03:33 PM (ATVNj)

313 Regarding these NeverTrumpers: Were they always this liberal (but great at hiding it), or have they recently evolved/"grown in office" in reaction to their Trump hatred (whatever he's for. I am against it!!)?

They've had such a sweet gig with their failure theater for years, and along comes Trump shining a bright light on their super-secret uniparty roleplay.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 03:33 PM (W+vEI)

314 OT: at the dog parks with my dog. On the way there was a bald eagle flying low around a field.

Posted by: CNN at February 16, 2018 03:33 PM (3UhN+)

315 211 He gave the California bag man a pass. While Shep grew wet about it.

Posted by: redenzo at February 16, 2018 03:33 PM (14qvS)

316 by the way, Ben Domenech interviewed former pundit Jonah Goldberg and Goldberg is as dull as usual. But he reveals himself. it's at the federalist.

It's worth the hate-listen, if you can tolerate Goldberg's terrible voice and horrible tendency to laugh (or fake laugh) at everything. Which i personally can't, but I did get through it.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:33 PM (8rNrN)

317 "Stephen Hayes and Jonah Goldberg, literally sneer and show their teeth, like feral dogs while side-eyeing Brett, who tries not to BFF sneer back."


There is limited space to be the domesticated conservative voice, so the fight for top lapdog can be brutal in a beribboned yappy sort of way.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 16, 2018 03:33 PM (hLRSq)

318 It's Morning in America again!
Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (uLuPn)

One more Supreme COurt Judge and it just might be.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:34 PM (SjImc)

319 Breaking: Israel just indicted Obama for meddling in their election.

Didn't Obama help campaign for some out and proud commie in Africa?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2018 03:34 PM (iv0p7)

320 And where is that little weasel Miss Lindsey?

Posted by: Marcus T at February 16, 2018 03:30 PM (VpIIl)



lifting weights so he can be a pall bearer at mcshit's funeral. She has to bulk up first

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:31 PM (SjImc)

===============
Obama, Lidsey and I workout together...wink wink

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at February 16, 2018 03:34 PM (3BFzK)

321 Time to investigate whether or not Trump! has said Doody!!

Posted by: Bruce at February 16, 2018 03:18 PM (8ikIW)
...............

We've got that on tape.

Posted by: Fan Belt Inspectors at February 16, 2018 03:34 PM (HgMAr)

322 Not only did they announce this on Friday afternoon, but it's the Friday afternoon before a Federal holiday.

Stick a fork in it.

Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2018 03:34 PM (uLuPn)

323 146
annoy you?



what if i put peanut butter on pancakes?

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 03:20 PM (Z8j2x)

With REAL maple syrup.
Yum. Just Yum.
Try it before you laugh at me!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2018 03:34 PM (UsCnO)

324 What's funny is to watch these talking heads and media types talk about tech and computer stuff they clearly understand as well as a mongoloid stone age tribesman handling an IPod. Of couse guys like Goldberg feel superior, they deal with these sub-normal intellects regularly. I'd feel like a Wiley E Coyote if I had to deal with dimwits like Chris Cuomo and Shep Smith every day.

But they obviously do not comprehend what a "bot" is or how its used, what these twitter accounts were about or anything. I'm guessing they think this stuff was all that scary AI that Elon Musk warns them about and they saw that movie, once.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:34 PM (39g3+)

325 Is it the weekend yet?

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (gbWkA)
===================

You betcha. I have some Raspberry Hard Cider. Want one?

Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 16, 2018 03:34 PM (lwiT4)

326 I think Shep is going to cry. He's going on about why the White House didn't announce the sanctions will be imposed now that there are indictments.

You can tell he's seething at the fact this absolves the president.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 16, 2018 03:34 PM (VpIIl)

327
The Left knew this was a bust and a backfire and needed it to go away. And so it shall.
Posted by: Brother Cavil

Schumer been telling the Left for months to put down the Russian stuff ...

Posted by: Jean at February 16, 2018 03:34 PM (yM/Yl)

328 I'm waiting for Mueller to indict Shep for being a pole smoker

Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2018 03:35 PM (VWsDy)

329 Has Comey tweeted a psalm yet?

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 03:35 PM (vD7Jc)

330 Tin Foil hat theory...Mueller was told to find a way out of the Russia/Trump nonsense in hopes the investigations into the real crimes of E-mail Gate and Uranium-1, Clinton Foundation will fade.



Posted by: dananjcon at February 16, 2018 03:35 PM (xqfqx)

331 321 It's Morning in America again!
Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (uLuPn)

One more Supreme COurt Judge and it just might be.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:34 PM (SjImc)

How is RBG doing these days?

Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2018 03:35 PM (uLuPn)

332 >>Now that's a crap thing to have done TO you but the thought of a dude doing that to someone else makes me laugh really hard.


I am a big fan of the Man on Man hand hold gag.

In the car, mostly. But whenever you have 3+ guys together.

Sidle up to a friend/dude and hold his hand like he's a bitch.
It's really hard to do well.
But, it's friggin hysterical when you can keep a straight face

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2018 03:35 PM (axZ9x)

333 Speaking of interference with a foreign election, when is CNN and NBC going to do a follow up on Obama's campaign people going to Israel to try and defeat BiBi?



http://tinyurl.com/y9dp6c4z

Posted by: George at February 16, 2018 03:35 PM (7qsff)

334 304 yo

Yao.

Posted by: Yao at February 16, 2018 03:35 PM (fuK7c)

335 328. Ahhh.....you've got a mixer. Need to get it up on it's legs - I suggest vodka or framboise

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 03:35 PM (fA1SL)

336 >>>>bet you five dollars that Mueller will send people to investigate the
people who unwittingly dealt with the Russians to see if he get get them
on something, anything,
.
.
.I don't think so. He shot his bolt with this announcement and will start wrapping it up. Sure he is going to milk it for a few more months for the $$$, but it's over.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 16, 2018 03:35 PM (+Dllb)

337 He's going on about why the White House didn't announce the sanctions will be imposed now that there are indictments.

The russians fuck with us and we fuck with the russians. That is how life works. Of course the Left just discovered this?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM (SjImc)

338 >>>Regarding these NeverTrumpers: Were they always this liberal (but great at hiding it), or have they recently evolved/"grown in office" in reaction to their Trump hatred (whatever he's for. I am against it!!)?

how many of them proudly declare they're libertarian, pro-gay-marriage, atheist, etc.?

There's nothing wrong with any of that, but they are very, very loud about announcing the ways in which They're Not Like THAT Kind of Conservative.

When people do that, they are distancing themselves from you, and anyone who distances himself from you, obviously does not like you.

And politics is less about policy than about cultural/personal affiliation, and if they're throwing you under the bus *personally* to make a better *personal" connection with a liberal, it will not be long before they make it official and start moving their policy positions to match their true affiliation.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM (8rNrN)

339 They've had such a sweet gig with their failure theater for years, and along comes Trump shining a bright light on their super-secret uniparty roleplay.


Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 03:33 PM (W+vEI)


Cue up Jonah Goldberg doing Dan Ackroyd's speech about how the private sector expects results.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM (hLRSq)

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM (ATVNj)

341 66 banana splits guy is banned. We've had lots of problems with him previously and he annoyed me. It's not really against the rules to annoy me, but I was tired of this cuck.
Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (8rNrN)


Thread winner! Great comment ace. Why don't you take the rest of the week off

Posted by: Buzzion at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM (3UhN+)

342 re 303: sounds kind a like Shep's national anthem.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM (ILitO)

343 I also try, at least half the time, to find the humor in any situation even if that annoys people who have no sense of humor.

Posted by: Pete Whizzer Jr at February 16, 2018 03:28 PM (ECDXs)



If you can't laugh, you aren't doing it right.

I agree.

The reason I read Ace. And J.J. and CBD. And OregonMuse.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM (fceHP)

344 313 bet you five dollars that Mueller will send people to investigate the people who unwittingly dealt with the Russians to see if he get get them on something, anything,

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (ILitO)

If so the indictment wouldn't have called them unwitting. This is a statement that it is all done.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM (hUqh+)

345 Breaking: Israel just indicted Obama for meddling in their election.

Didn't Obama help campaign for some out and proud commie in Africa?
Posted by: bonhomme

Clinton did too. He sent the foul Carville over in the '90's to help Labor against Likud.

This happens....all the time.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM (vcOmj)

346 How is RBG doing these days?

Posted by: ALH at February 16, 2018 03:35 PM (uLuPn)

A fucking walking corpse who will have to be carried out of the SC in a coffin...

Posted by: FBI Hostage Roasting Team at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM (NTM5E)

347 Didn't Obama help campaign for some out and proud commie in Africa?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2018 03:34 PM (iv0p7)


I thought he cut a campaign commercial for the French election (though not while President)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM (+F0Wk)

348 Jerb innervoo went well. I'll find out how it went. As far as I know I won't have to learn Russian

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM (6FqZa)

349 Maybe Mueller and Rosenstein can get to the bottom of why Starbucks keeps getting my coffee wrong.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM (VpIIl)

350 >>Agreed -- and I'm psyched someone else has seen Bret Baier's deep liberal bent.


I miss Brit Hume and Tony Snow. Their old shows are now unwatchable.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 03:37 PM (W+vEI)

351 When you're off the team, as many of these people clearly are now, you're freed up to say what you've really always believed, and, get this, much of what these people have always believed is pretty liberal.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:29 PM (8rNrN)


Ace ... ol' boy ... work on paying less attention to what people say ...

...watch what they do.

Nothing going down now is all that much of a surprise.

Posted by: ScoggDog at February 16, 2018 03:37 PM (O47gz)

352 Black panther wants to build a wall ...

Posted by: Jean at February 16, 2018 03:37 PM (yM/Yl)

353 Shouldn't the Richard Painter fool have an eye patch ??

Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2018 03:37 PM (VWsDy)

354 -
--

Ace you know BSG counts coup by getting banned at conservative sites right?


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 16, 2018 03:31 PM

--------------------------

As long as he does it elsewhere, he can count coup 'til the coups come home.


Posted by: irright at February 16, 2018 03:37 PM (pMGkg)

355 >>>Sidle up to a friend/dude and hold his hand like he's a bitch.
It's really hard to do well.
But, it's friggin hysterical when you can keep a straight face

that's funny.

I thought of one -- what if you did that thing that gf's do to you, where they lick a finger and wipe some smootch off your face without asking?

Like what would a dude do if you just did that to him? (And there wouldn't even be any smootch to actually wipe off.)

That kind of intimate grooming.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:37 PM (8rNrN)

356 This happens....all the time.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM (vcOmj)

Yup.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:37 PM (SjImc)

357 Is it really dating when it costs $8 a minute?



---

You spelled "marriage" wrong.

---

At least you're getting f*cked with the first one.



Posted by: Moron Robbie - Take a Wakanda Wild Side With the Black Pander at February 16, 2018 03:37 PM (ks6bw)

358 banana splits guy is banned. We've had lots of
problems with him previously and he annoyed me. It's not really against
the rules to annoy me, but I was tired of this cuck.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (8rNrN)

Robert Mueller hardest hit, his cock going unslobbered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 03:38 PM (Dbv1R)

359 I wonder if our Overlords still have a hard-on for assigning everybody with own unique Internet ID whenever a person signs in.

Posted by: Monk at February 16, 2018 03:38 PM (g4lFK)

360 So, are the illegal aliens, citizens of another country, who are politically active in this nation, colluding to interfere in US elections?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 16, 2018 03:14 PM (kIxPI)

Ummmmmm........Yes.

Posted by: Tom Hagen at February 16, 2018 03:38 PM (EoRCO)

361 One million dollars and hundreds of web sites. Oooooooh wow! Yep a total nothingburger.

Posted by: NativeNH at February 16, 2018 03:38 PM (dtRY5)

362 328 Is it the weekend yet?

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (gbWkA)
===================

You betcha. I have some Raspberry Hard Cider. Want one?
Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 16, 2018 03:34 PM (lwiT4)

Oh how I would like that Grammie, but I have been sober for 21 years.
I still miss a good bottle of beer.

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2018 03:38 PM (gbWkA)

363 361

::: Mars Bar :::

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 03:38 PM (fA1SL)

364 351
Jerb innervoo went well. I'll find out how it went. As far as I know I won't have to learn Russian

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM (6FqZa)<

Great! Between Mueller whiffing, BSG getting perma-banned, and this, I'm declaring Happy Hour in NW Wisconsin.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 16, 2018 03:38 PM (sjdRT)

365 re 336: Obama had a pen and a phone so it was okay.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 16, 2018 03:38 PM (ILitO)

366 This is odd. The only basis for doing something like this is to put the kibosh on political rallies. Obviously, the Left side of the aisle can't compete because the absolute insanity of their sub-groups reflects badly on them. They have their socialists, their Baskin Robbins 51 flavors gender brigade, and they are the most normal ones. Plus, as the last general election showed, their candidate couldn't draw a reasonably sized crowd no matter where she went.

So, indict organizers (throwing out the Russian connection for now) and "show" how much they need regulation. I think this is another subversive way to shut down conservative grass roots organizations.

Posted by: Orson-bot at February 16, 2018 03:39 PM (bjKTU)

367 Nevertrumpers are socialists who think their version of socialism will finally be the version that works. And if those rubes would just listen to tjem all will be well.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 03:39 PM (Ea0Mm)

368
well off topic, but comments reminded me of watching Rake last night and the Aussie funny sayings especially "well you really gave me that one right up the clacker"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 16, 2018 03:39 PM (r+sAi)

369 Yes,when they star distancing themselves from "those people" ,it is usually a sign that they ate turning left.At first it's like "I'm a conservative but not icky like those guys..."

Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2018 03:39 PM (LiyEm)

370 Jerb innervoo went well. I'll find out how it went. As far as I know I won't have to learn Russian

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM (6FqZa)


Great to hear!

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 16, 2018 03:39 PM (hLRSq)

371 Is it really dating when it costs $8 a minute?

*aaahh!*

Got change for a twenty?

Posted by: Speed Dating at February 16, 2018 03:39 PM (dzxr0)

372 Robert Mueller hardest hit, his cock going unslobbered.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 03:38 PM (Dbv1R)

Nah Mcmaster hit hardest

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:39 PM (SjImc)

373 When we would be skiing and pissing at the trough with tenor twenty guys waiting, my friend would always yell "Oh my GOD!!! Why does it burn so bad when I peeeee!!!!. Please make it stop!!"

The line behind us always backed up a few feet.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 16, 2018 03:39 PM (3BFzK)

374 RATS...I told that idiot BSG he was pushing to hard, to tone it down. But Nooo, he wanted to be BMOC at a smart military blog and we see how that worked out.

Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at February 16, 2018 03:39 PM (yhf6w)

375 I loved Tony Snow.

Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 16, 2018 03:39 PM (lwiT4)

376 TBH, I think a very easy way to sniff out the liberals at FoxNews is how sniffy they get when Mollie's on the panel.

You can read it in Bret Baier's body language.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:39 PM (8rNrN)

377 Pretty sure no one was indicted on "conspiracy to interfere with an election" The actual indictment is all about bank fraud and identity theft. Which are illegal.

What bothers me is this:

1) This indictment assumes that efforts by foreign countries to interfere in a U.S. election is something new. It isn't. Has been happening for decades. Russia has been paying for "front" groups in the U.S. since the 1930s - most of them unwitting dupes, and most of the democrats. It never stopped. And I seem to recall a great big scandal with Bill Clinton/Al Gore getting piles of cash from the Chinese. So all of this is about of a "Oh my stars and guarders!" moment for Democrats. Get real.

2) Secondly, does the U.S. interfere in the elections of other countries? Oh, yes, holy fucking yes. All sorts of times and places and ways. I seem to recall Obama just recently putting serious money to prevent Bibi Netanyahu from being elected. Press - yawn. Seriously - they barely reported it, even though it was proven without a doubt.

So what we see is the usually progressive bullshit - if it helps them, well then, wink and a nod. If it helps someone not them, well, ring the alarm bells, and scramble the jets. And if it something THEY did over and over...dead silence.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 16, 2018 03:39 PM (fftfA)

378 Cue up Jonah Goldberg doing Dan Ackroyd's speech about how the private sector expects results.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

NRO is getting great results.

They drove out Mark Steyn, they drove out John Derbyshire, they drove out Ann Coulter...and then really, what was left to read? And they hand sanitized the rest of the writing, to make it extra stupid.
Don't go there no more.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 16, 2018 03:39 PM (vcOmj)

379 Russians are everywhere! Don't you see!

They control everything...everything!

Posted by: Noah the Russian Hunter at February 16, 2018 03:40 PM (MuTTO)

380 Since facebook allowed these Russian ads to be run, shouldn't they arrest Zuckerberg for unwitting colusion too?

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 16, 2018 03:40 PM (6n332)

381 337
304 yo



Yao.

Posted by: Yao at February 16, 2018 03:35 PM (fuK7c)

No, no it's Day O
http://tinyurl.com/p6rh6lg

Posted by: George at February 16, 2018 03:40 PM (7qsff)

382 361 Robert Mueller hardest hit, his cock going unslobbered.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 03:38 PM (Dbv1R)


HR McMaster actually seemed to be his preferred penis to sip.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 16, 2018 03:40 PM (CMbMd)

383 Is Mueller going to not expressly answer whether or not it was the Russians who hacked the DNC and Podesta?

That was part of his mandate. So either he didn't investigate it, or he didn't like what he found. It's likely that it was the former.

If so, his tenure will end without anything on the biggest question about how the Russians supposedly fucked with our 2016 election.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 16, 2018 03:40 PM (n+6mJ)

384 Has anyone posted the clip of John Belush from Animal House...."OVER, Over, was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor! .... "


What Hillary is screeching now.

Posted by: Paladin at February 16, 2018 03:40 PM (QGbEp)

385 I think most of the NeverTrumper phenomenon is just certain individuals that painted themselves in a corner and the only way their credibility gets reestablished is if Trump fails in a big way, at least in their mind. I'm not sure public policy disagreements have much to do with it.

Personal ego trumps ideology most of the time, just a fact of human nature. Since Trump made them look stupid on a personal level, they will go after Trump even if he's doing all the things these people have been advocating their entire career.

Posted by: Maritime at February 16, 2018 03:40 PM (lKmt3)

386 Ace you know BSG counts coup by getting banned at conservative sites right?

So it's a Wynn-Wynn.

Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2018 03:40 PM (dzxr0)

387 I didn't mind BSG's contrarianism but his snottiness about it pissed me off, and it was often unearned snottiness like "pff, >10 miles away".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 03:41 PM (6FqZa)

388 315 289 Democrats start calling Mueller "incompetent", etc. in 3,2,1...
____________________________________

Dems will say Mueller couldn't do his job because of Trump obstruction, lack of resources and Trump's bullying of witnesses.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 16, 2018 03:33 PM (ATVNj)

Someone will sue to make Mueller indict Trump and some Hawaiian judge will allow it.

Posted by: josephistan at February 16, 2018 03:41 PM (7HtZB)

389 "Yeah but, but, but [unsubstantiated rumor] with [byzantine connection between unrelated events and people] plus [falshood long discredited] and [meaningless connection with person who happens to be Russian] by [person who once shook hands with Trump]!!!!"
--Desperate leftist

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:41 PM (39g3+)

390 Shepard Smith is a fuckin' dick

Posted by: thefritz at February 16, 2018 03:41 PM (ZRDdN)

391 Koo koo bananas got banned?


::nelson muntz::

Posted by: eleven at February 16, 2018 03:41 PM (+lOpA)

392 If you can't laugh, you aren't doing it right.
I agree.
The reason I read Ace. And J.J. and CBD. And OregonMuse.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM


Hey! Don't forget us!

Posted by: Amy Schumer & BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 16, 2018 03:41 PM (ctuyM)

393 Im so fucking tired of the assumption that only people who voted Trump are poor working class whites. The exit polls showed Trump voters were richer than Clinton voters. And by quite a lot. But narrative gotta narrative

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 03:41 PM (Ea0Mm)

394 They've had such a sweet gig with their failure theater for years, and along comes Trump shining a bright light on their super-secret uniparty roleplay.

LMAO!!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (q177U)

395 The funny part is that people like Goldberg, Kristol and the rest of that crowd played for years like they were neo intellectuals and the gatekeepers of conservative thought. Meanwhile it was a collection of village idiots who were more interested in the status quo hiding behind masks.

You listen to them now and it's almost funny. They are unhinged, angry dopes pissed off that Trump pissed in their punch and revealed the fraud they were perpetrating.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (VpIIl)

396 I'm declaring Happy Hour in NW Wisconsin.


Posted by: Muad'dib at February 16, 2018 03:38 PM (sjdRT)
================

You near Spooner?

Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (lwiT4)

397 This stupid Rosenstein (sp) press conference won't stop any of the progressives collusion narrative. It will most likely give them a boost. The NeverTrumpers will fill more cabins in their Salon Hot 25 cruise with Capt. Bill Kristol.

When does Mueller interview Huma, Cheryl Mills, John Podesta, Donna Brazille, and Hillary? Maybe they already gave them their second immunity.

Posted by: Retired Sgt. at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (Ws/Aw)

398 "
Shepard Smith is a fuckin' dick"

==


Whenever I can!!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (3BFzK)

399 Maybe Mueller and Rosenstein can get to the bottom of why Starbucks keeps getting my coffee wrong.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM (VpIIl)
...............

They hired Russians?

Posted by: wth at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (HgMAr)

400 Seeing reports that john "Sgt. Rock" kerry approved travel VISA's for some of the Russians indicted today.

Not sure if that is true yet though.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (+Dllb)

401 Actually,this is good for the GOP.The dims now think they lost yet another election due to some outside force rather than the policies they espouse. Until they figure out that it's their policies that suck, they will continue to lose.

Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (VWsDy)

402 So four hours of Defensive Driving today.


Don't speed.

Posted by: eleven at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (+lOpA)

403 Never go full bananas- The gorilla channel

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (gbWkA)

404 176 My friend Adam Schiff and I think it should be obvious to all intelligent people that Trump was in bed with the Russian bots.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM

But how did he avoid getting electricuted when he was peeing on them?

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (3MG/9)

405 -
--
Sidle up to a friend/dude and hold his hand like he's a bitch.

It's really hard to do well.

But, it's friggin hysterical when you can keep a straight face

Posted by: garrett at February 16, 2018 03:35 PM

-----------------------------

When that happens to you, just kiss the back of his hand and look deep into his eyes. And the game of gay chicken is ON.


Posted by: irright at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (pMGkg)

406 I figure we are one week out from the revelation that there is some financial link between Internet Research Agency (The ORGANIZATION), Fusion GPS, and the DNC.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (hUqh+)

407 "by the way, Ben Domenech interviewed former pundit Jonah Goldberg and
Goldberg is as dull as usual. But he reveals himself. it's at the
federalist."

=======

The last straw for me with this asshat was watching him get moist over the possibility of raising the gas taxes a couple of years ago. What a freaking phony!

Posted by: Kensington at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (Cw3TC)

408
Sanctuary State?
Let's see about that. ICE

They
had a report on it Wednesday, Valentines Day about the sweep. Funny
thing is, everyon they arrested was shown from the chest down.

.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (bB4HN)

Like amateur pron.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (UsCnO)

409 393
Shepard Smith is a fuckin' dick


Posted by: thefritz at February 16, 2018 03:41 PM (ZRDdN)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Barney at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (7qsff)

410 One of my favorite exchanges from the Justified pilot:

BOYD: [...] And who do you think controls that money? Who do you think wants to mongrelize the world?

RAYLAN: Who?

BOYD: The Jews.

RAYLAN: Boyd, do you *know* any Jews?

Posted by: Mega at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (rv0Fo)

411 Are these the Russians that sat on Hillary so that she couldn't campaign in Wisconsin?

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (5HBd1)

412 Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 16, 2018 03:39 PM (vcOmj)

I was thinking of more about why they hate Trump. "We got a great gig here, people give us money and we screw around with it, but Trump, he's from the private sector. He expects results."

*look of horror on the face of Bill Kristol, et al.*

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Exchange Your Old Wishful Thinking for a New Hopeful Shouting at The Outrage Outlet! at February 16, 2018 03:43 PM (hLRSq)

413 >>>A fucking walking corpse who will have to be carried out of the SC in a coffin...
Posted by: FBI Hostage Roasting Team at February 16, 2018 03:36 PM (NTM5E)

Why not launch her out of a circus cannon?

*slide whistle*

Posted by: Max Power at February 16, 2018 03:43 PM (q177U)

414 You near Spooner?


Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (lwiT4)<

Just north of Chippewa Falls grammie.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 16, 2018 03:43 PM (sjdRT)

415 Agreed -- and I'm psyched someone else has seen Bret Baier's deep liberal bent.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (8rNrN)



There's a reason I was calling him MeAgain and Wallace the three stooges during the debates.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 16, 2018 03:43 PM (3UhN+)

416
In case you missed it, South Africa has a new head of state. Zuma is out, but you will have to hunt down the articles.

I had one from early this morning that was very informative. Nothing about ideology, but a lot about corruption, corruption, and more corruption.

Posted by: Pete Whizzer Jr at February 16, 2018 03:43 PM (ECDXs)

417 TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at February 16, 2018 03:43 PM (O5Q3r)

418 393 Shepard Smith is a fuckin' dick
Posted by: thefritz at February 16, 2018 03:41 PM (ZRDdN)


fistbump X2

Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2018 03:43 PM (VWsDy)

419 Sessions apparently believes the opposition acts in good faith. He's too naive for the job. If he doesn't know how the game is played then he shouldn't be at the table.
Posted by: troyriser at February 16, 2018 03:15 PM (K8f5g)

--------

I think Session's, who is fairly old-school, is too enamored of the whole concept of Senatorial Comity... That it's bad manners and dishonorable to treat your political opponent as an enemy, instead of a respected colleague who simply has a different viewpoint.

I think this is why he got so offended when the Democrat's accused him of impropriety during his confirmation hearing...

In fact, Session's believes in the concept of Comity so strongly, that I think he ended-up internalizing the Democrat's accusations to the point he felt compelled to completely remove himself from anything Russia related...

It's unfortunate...

Posted by: I smell something rotten at February 16, 2018 03:43 PM (IBt/r)

420 >>>I didn't mind BSG's contrarianism but his snottiness about it pissed me off,

I don't get the snottiness from these people, who all seem pretty low-rent, penny-ante, and no-account to me.

John Mahoney does a bit about Trannies who get all snotty and "Don't you KNOW who I AM???"

And he says, "Oh I'm sorry, I don't go to the one bar in Hell's Kitchen where you get free drinks."

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:44 PM (8rNrN)

421 Robert Mueller - The Lord High Troll Hunter and Stand-Up Comedian

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 03:44 PM (8gDQu)

422 This is odd.

Very odd. The Left makes its living off the gotcha!, the soundbite, the innuendo. This doesn't even rise to the level of weak sauce, making it hard to believe that it's over.

Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2018 03:44 PM (ayEGB)

423 As far as I know I won't have to learn Russian


I sort of ran into a wall when I hit Russian. I thought I could pick up languages easily.

The only two phrases I mastered were "you have beautiful eyes" and "you have a beautiful figure".

They work.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2018 03:44 PM (fuK7c)

424 That said, how to Goldberg's books hold up in the wake of his more recent buffoonery?

Posted by: Kensington at February 16, 2018 03:44 PM (Cw3TC)

425 NW Wisconsin... you mean Minnesota? I mean, it's all more than ten miles from Denver, so . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 03:44 PM (6FqZa)

426 Quick question, does Wakanda have a border fence or merely thousands of technically advanced Zulu warriors?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 16, 2018 03:44 PM (2LelM)

427 Russians are everywhere! Don't you see!

They control everything...everything!

Posted by: Noah the Russian Hunter at February 16, 2018 03:40 PM (MuTTO)
...............

No shit. My gophers, the weather...

Posted by: wth at February 16, 2018 03:44 PM (HgMAr)

428


Dan Bongino @dbongino

It's really sad watching deranged liberals meltdown on twitter because their Russian collusion fairytale fell apart today. That so many liberal Americans were hoping for a treasonous "collusion" narrative is so deeply troubling that it's hard to get your arms around it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 16, 2018 03:44 PM (fceHP)

429 I mean "how DO Goldbeg's books hold up in the wake of his more recent buffoonery?"

Posted by: Kensington at February 16, 2018 03:44 PM (Cw3TC)

430 They drove out Mark Steyn, they drove out John Derbyshire, they drove out Ann Coulter...and then really, what was left to read?

"Yes but we put up a nice paywall to make up for it!"
--NRO

Honestly I think ace's analysis of left-as-cultural-doyens explains 99% of the nevertrumpers. That's where they are coming from, and why their ideas "evolve." They wanna be cool. They want to be at the parties. They want the invites. They want to be liked, they want lefty chicks to give up for them. They don't live in North Dakota or Texas, they live in Chicago, Los Angeles, New York City, and Washington DC. They can't stand the idea of being shunned or dubbed uncool. That matters more to them than the truth, ideals, their alleged sacred conscience, or any other of the nonsense they spew.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:44 PM (39g3+)

431 181
New crimes:



1. talking to Russians (Republicans only)

2. saying doody

3. drinking too many of Diet Cokes

4. overfeeding Koi

Posted by: wth at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM (HgMAr)

5. Banging porn stars

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 16, 2018 03:45 PM (UBzPO)

432 Rothman is schizoid: on the one hand, he says Moscow is even less competent than Washington (comparing the Russian social media election "campaign" and Washington investigation of such), and on the other hand he keeps inferentially claiming Moscow's interference somehow got Trump elected.

Only someone as smart as Rothman could hold both idiotic ideas as true simultaneously.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, disgusted by lame and stupid punditry at February 16, 2018 03:45 PM (XfaeW)

433 You listen to them now and it's almost funny. They are unhinged, angry
dopes pissed off that Trump pissed in their punch and revealed the fraud
they were perpetrating.


Their cover is blown. Gee, and after all that time cultivating it, too.

Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2018 03:45 PM (16bxt)

434 Ace you know BSG counts coup by getting banned at conservative sites right?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 16, 2018 03:31 PM

As long as he does it elsewhere, he can count coup 'til the coups come home.

Posted by: irright


Well he always did seem a little coup coup, so...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, must-skip commenter at February 16, 2018 03:45 PM (AM1GF)

435 /okay that was a little snotty on my part

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 03:45 PM (6FqZa)

436 "that's funny.

I thought of one -- what if you did that thing that gf's do to you, where they lick a finger and wipe some smootch off your face without asking?

Like what would a dude do if you just did that to him? (And there wouldn't even be any smootch to actually wipe off.)

That kind of intimate grooming.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:37 PM (8rNrN) "

I do that to another dude all the time.

I mean, it's my cat, but still...

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 16, 2018 03:45 PM (oZ6kz)

437 >>>When that happens to you, just kiss the back of his hand and look deep into his eyes. And the game of gay chicken is ON.

what if you kiss the back of his NECK and then whisper, "Do you know a place we could go?"

(You know, at some point, this stops being a gag and just turns into a gay hook-up.)

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:45 PM (8rNrN)

438 388 I think most of the NeverTrumper phenomenon is just certain individuals that painted themselves in a corner and the only way their credibility gets reestablished is if Trump fails in a big way, at least in their mind. I'm not sure public policy disagreements have much to do with it.

Personal ego trumps ideology most of the time, just a fact of human nature. Since Trump made them look stupid on a personal level, they will go after Trump even if he's doing all the things these people have been advocating their entire career.
Posted by: Maritime at February 16, 2018 03:40 PM (lKmt3)


Hah....it probably is just that simple. How embarrassing.

Posted by: eleven at February 16, 2018 03:45 PM (+lOpA)

439 I sort of ran into a wall when I hit Russian. I thought I could pick up languages easily.

I think Russian is beautiful and an interesting language but the grammar is brutal. Its not as inconsistent and confusing as English, but its extremely strict and requires craploads of memorization and learning 6 different cases to conjugate verbs in, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:46 PM (39g3+)

440 Brett Baeir reminds me of a fireplug that too many dogs have peed on.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 16, 2018 03:46 PM (r9UYA)

441 How is it that there is not one single issue the "left" seems to be correct on?

I can't think of one. Even obvious things.

"Hey, maybe it's wrong to beat up your neighbor because you don't like his politics"

-- b-b-b-but, social justice! political action!

"Gee, maybe we should take at least rudimentary cautions against a death cult that openly and explicitly (and occasionally successfully) agitates for the death of Americans."

-- b-b-b-but, diversity!

"You know, if we allow any and all comers to enjoy the benefits of citizenship just by being physically within our borders, then maybe those benefits of citizenship will dry up and disappear..."

-- SHUT UP RACIST!!!!!

Et cetera, et cetera.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 16, 2018 03:46 PM (AURKQ)

442 Like "Hey buddy...!"

Not gay -- just fucking with people.


Reminds me of that one dumb Russian character on Archer. The guy with the shaved head.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydbx5up3

Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2018 03:46 PM (iv0p7)

443 Are these the Russians that sat on Hillary so that she couldn't campaign in Wisconsin?

Posted by: notsothoreau at February 16, 2018 03:42 PM (5HBd1)
====================

They were on every street corner, armed with a bratwurst and a hunk of cheddar, just waiting for Hillary to appear so they could go cow-tipping.

Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 16, 2018 03:46 PM (lwiT4)

444 Clan Bush must really have a case of the sadz today.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 16, 2018 03:46 PM (r9UYA)

445 Ruskies fucked with ar lecshun, ever watch a Ruskie drive ??

Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2018 03:46 PM (VWsDy)

446 Manolo!!! THREE scoops tonight!!!

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at February 16, 2018 03:46 PM (O5Q3r)

447 Past 200 so, Rejoice with me, my GSR buddies! I finally have my M57s. The FFL is still sick but opened his shop just for me at lunch. The little boogers are so packed with cosmoline that you can barely work the slide or get the magazines to come out. I left both pistols soaking in a vat of kerosine and acetone in my shed.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 16, 2018 03:46 PM (QQ+il)

448

Mollie @MZHemingway

I can't help but think that there must have been much, much, much, much MUCH more Russian internet trolling than what was confirmed today. So maybe this is just first in a series from Mueller? Or maybe all the other internet trolling didn't involve crime/identity theft?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 16, 2018 03:46 PM (fceHP)

449 Shaka's empire didn't need a border fence because he just fucking conquered all the other tribes that were in his way

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 03:46 PM (6FqZa)

450 411
Sanctuary State?
Let's see about that. ICE

They had a report on it Wednesday, Valentines Day about the sweep. Funny
thing is, everyon they arrested was shown from the chest down.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 16, 2018 03:32 PM (bB4HN)

This news report from Ann Arbor has people outraged because the ICE agents ate at the restaurant and then raided it lol. https://youtu.be/LxeFqR0v0u8
Pure win.

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 16, 2018 03:47 PM (3MG/9)

451 Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (8rNrN)
------------
Thank God Acew Banned that asshole instead of others in charge threateneing him incessantly, he never changed a iota

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 16, 2018 03:47 PM (y3aQB)

452 "Does this mean that there are no 'hot Russian hookers pissin' tape? "

the last story I heard was they did show a tape to the FBI (or some such) but it was not clearly Trump ... or not vaguely Trump.

Or maybe that story itself was just part of the fake reason for their Trump/Russia inquisition, written by some of the Dem/Russian/CIA Poly/Sci fiction writers/framers.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 16, 2018 03:47 PM (bT8Z4)

453 Quick question, does Wakanda have a border fence or merely thousands of technically advanced Zulu warriors?

They put up a front of being a stable, peaceful but more or less typical African nation: colorful blankets, huts, etc. But its behind an invisibility barrier in the jungle where they have the super high tech thing going. Basically everyone lives in Spacely Sprockets' house.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:47 PM (39g3+)

454 1. talking to Russians (Republicans only)

2. saying doody

3. drinking too many of Diet Cokes

4. overfeeding Koi

5. Banging porn stars

- - -

6. Two scoops.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 16, 2018 03:47 PM (72PAC)

455 you may hug me only if I don't have to look at you. I suggest gripping me by the hips and hugging me forcefully from behind.


It's way too late to try out for the Olympics.

Posted by: DaveA at February 16, 2018 03:47 PM (FhXTo)

456 >>>Honestly I think ace's analysis of left-as-cultural-doyens explains 99% of the nevertrumpers. That's where they are coming from, and why their ideas "evolve." They wanna be cool. They want to be at the parties. They want the invites. They want to be liked, they want lefty chicks to give up for them.

a friend of mine once said, cutting into a guy who had picked up a Boston accent in just three weeks: "MEN don't change their accents to blend in. Weakling boys do that."

Or words to that effect.

I really doubt the manhood of men who feel such a powerful impetus to get along with The Almighty Group.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:48 PM (8rNrN)

457 I was thinking of more about why they hate Trump. "We got a great gig here, people give us money and we screw around with it, but Trump, he's from the private sector. He expects results."

*look of horror on the face of Bill Kristol, et al.*
Posted by: Mikey NTH

They hate Trump because he is so declasse. And he might actually do something about all the so-called Conservative issues that they like to write about, and have no intention of ever doing anything about them.

Once a problem actually gets solved, what is left to crow about, and raise money, and collect speaking sinecures?
Somebody I know with the John Locke Foundation in North Carolina said that Krauthammer in particular made out GREAT during the Obama years. It was very profitable for some people to talk up a a great game against Obama, but...to actually do something?

The HORROR! And that's why they hate Trump. He is breaking their rice bowls.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 16, 2018 03:48 PM (vcOmj)

458 They are going to tear down the building in Fl where the shooting took place?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:48 PM (SjImc)

459 So does Mueller folding the collusion flags mean we can tear Schiff apart like mad dogs on a pork chop? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 16, 2018 03:48 PM (2LelM)

460 re 393: correct words, wrong order.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 16, 2018 03:48 PM (ILitO)

461
While the media goes after Trump hammer and tongs all day and all night long, seven days each week, they have completely face-planted on the Russian collusion bullshit.

Unfortunately they are succeeding in their "lets expose every affair Trump has had and force Melania to abandon him" campaign. That disgusting effort to make everyone around Trump miserable could seriously hurt the President's ability to function.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, disgusted by lame and stupid punditry at February 16, 2018 03:48 PM (XfaeW)

462
I sort of ran into a wall when I hit Russian. I thought I could pick up languages easily.

The only two phrases I mastered were "you have beautiful eyes" and "you have a beautiful figure".

They work.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2018 03:44 PM


Of course they did. Why you not call me again?

Posted by: Boris Chicheseyov at February 16, 2018 03:48 PM (2FqvZ)

463 **opens a Summit EPA, puts feet on desk**



Cheers grammie and MH (if you are around).

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 16, 2018 03:48 PM (sjdRT)

464 I expect the MAxipad will be really pissy tonight once he finds out. He always loves whining about trolls getting banned and people being happy that they no longer shitting in every thread.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 16, 2018 03:49 PM (3UhN+)

465 452 Shaka's empire didn't need a border fence because he just fucking conquered all the other tribes that were in his way
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 03:46 PM (6FqZa)

Shaka, when the Walls Fell.

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 16, 2018 03:49 PM (CMbMd)

466 452 Shaka's empire didn't need a border fence because he just fucking conquered all the other tribes that were in his way.

And you don't worry much about immigrants when you've got a reputation for cooking and eating anyone who wanders in.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2018 03:49 PM (k1TUh)

467 Ignoramus that is an excellent point.


The entire subject of foreign interference in an election is boring and unimportant.


But in the vast landscape of nothingburgers that is the RUSSIA! thing, the only remotely interesting tidbit is the DNC thing.


Mueller's narrow (illegal, baseless) mandate did not include the general subject of alleged russki interference, so he wouldn't have to look at the DNC info issue. But someone should draw attention to it, and remind that the DNC's behavior was as comically, transparently fishy as everything is these days from the Worst Clumsy Criminals of All Time (Dems and their running dogs).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 16, 2018 03:49 PM (QDnY+)

468 >>Why people are convinced "unwitting" cooperation with a hostile foreign
power amid a state-directed disinformation campaign is exculpatory is
bizarre in the extreme.

Why there a a few people convinced that Noah Rothman isn't a flaming homosexual is bizarre in the extreme.

Posted by: Aviator at February 16, 2018 03:49 PM (2cuLk)

469 >>450 Past 200 so, Rejoice with me, my GSR buddies! I finally have my M57s.

Congrats! Have you chosen names for them yet?

Posted by: Under Fire at February 16, 2018 03:49 PM (r9UYA)

470 what if you kiss the back of his NECK and then whisper, "Do you know a place we could go?"

Now we're back to the French Mistake.

Honestly at a certain level I get homosexuals. It would be a lot easier to just deal with dudes. Hairier and nastier, but easier.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:49 PM (39g3+)

471 Speaking of messing with guys, I saw a funny tweet a couple of days ago.

It was a woman who said she was going to spend her Valentine's evening rushing into expensive restaurants, pointing to a random guy on a date and screaming, "I can't believe you're here with HER!" Then storming out.

!!!

Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2018 03:49 PM (iv0p7)

472 Mueller just indicted Ben Cartwright

Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2018 03:50 PM (VWsDy)

473 Hitler was right about the Russians...Sneaky bastards.

SO was Napoleon and Charles XII of Sweden.

One day we will get to Moscow and win!

Posted by: Noah the Russian Hunter at February 16, 2018 03:50 PM (MuTTO)

474 The Bush family is not remotely conservative nor are their allies, they are liberal NE Republicans who relocated to Texas and Florida to run for office. The establishment is filled with Bush loyalists who will work tirelessly to undermine actual conservatives. It has never been about ideology or even winning against the Dems for these people. The only thing that matters for them is getting a certain class of people into office to rule over the peasants.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 16, 2018 03:50 PM (cGlgB)

475 452 Shaka's empire didn't need a border fence because he just fucking conquered all the other tribes that were in his way
--------------------
True. Shaka and Hitler were totes open borders guys.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 16, 2018 03:50 PM (2LelM)

476 Looks like Putin has won at last:
---
Rosenstein: No Evidence Interference Altered Outcome Of 2016 Election

http://www.oann.com/rosenstein-no-evidence-interference-altered-outcome-of-2016-election/
---
An official statement from Rosenstein about Putin's ability to leave no evidence that he totally rocked our election's world.

Posted by: Putin Wins at February 16, 2018 03:50 PM (vDqXW)

477 417 Just north of Chippewa Falls grammie.

I caught the largest small mouthed bass in my life fishing in Jim Falls. Great fishing up there.

Posted by: Retired Sgt. at February 16, 2018 03:50 PM (Ws/Aw)

478 Just north of Chippewa Falls grammie.


Posted by: Muad'dib at February 16, 2018 03:43 PM (sjdRT)
==============

Ahhhh it's nice up dere

Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 16, 2018 03:50 PM (lwiT4)

479 176 My friend Adam Schiff and I think it should be obvious to all intelligent people that Trump was in bed with the Russian bots.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM
.............

I don't know. I'll wait to comment until Judith Miller weighs in.

Posted by: wth at February 16, 2018 03:50 PM (HgMAr)

480 5. Banging porn stars


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 16, 2018 03:45 PM (UBzPO)

6. Smoking Crack
7. Taking Reggies dick up the ass.
8. Living with your mother in law for EIGHT years

Posted by: The Magical Negro at February 16, 2018 03:50 PM (7qsff)

481 433 Honestly I think ace's analysis of left-as-cultural-doyens explains 99% of the nevertrumpers.

It explains the old guard and media types. It doesn't explain the younger generation like Ben Shapiro, Steve Crowder etc.

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 16, 2018 03:51 PM (3MG/9)

482 they want lefty chicks to give up for them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:44 PM


One quality righty chick > all the lefty chicks in the Universe.

And that is math we can all agree on.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2018 03:51 PM (ctuyM)

483 About time:

From Sec Of Defence:

And Service Member who is NON Deployable for 12 consecutive months will be processed for Seperation.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:51 PM (SjImc)

484 450. M57's! Woo-hoo!

Calls for music to make party:

https://youtu.be/r5uzc3U8Qhc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 03:51 PM (fA1SL)

485 That kind of intimate grooming.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:37 PM (8rNrN)

That's probably as uncomfortable for the groomer as the groomee.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 16, 2018 03:51 PM (wYseH)

486 Ace, you've been my go-to source of news for many years. Your analysis is always brilliant.

But the bitterness and snark is new. It's fun now and then, but when it comes out in every post it gets tiring. Makes me worry about you...

Posted by: Kevin Canuck at February 16, 2018 03:51 PM (0H8e4)

487 It sucks to think about how relieved Team Mueller was to hear about the deaths of those kids in that school simply because they knew it would be good cover.

I wouldn't be surprised they hadn't planned to announce it but they struck while the iron was hot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Take a Wakanda Wild Side With the Black Pander at February 16, 2018 03:51 PM (ks6bw)

488 Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 16, 2018 03:50 PM (lwiT4)<



As I recall you're near Janesville?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 16, 2018 03:51 PM (sjdRT)

489 388 I think most of the NeverTrumper phenomenon is just certain individuals that painted themselves in a corner and the only way their credibility gets reestablished is if Trump fails in a big way, at least in their mind. I'm not sure public policy disagreements have much to do with it.


Personal ego trumps ideology most of the time, just a fact of human nature. Since Trump made them look stupid on a personal level, they will go after Trump even if he's doing all the things these people have been advocating their entire career.
Posted by: Maritime at February 16, 2018 03:40 PM (lKmt3)




I agree. They remind me of some kid who says, "I will not eat spinach." And the parent says, well, you'll sit there till you do. They pass up dessert and the rest of the meal to be a petulant little shit. (Of course the alternative to spinach was e coli laden dog meat).

Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2018 03:52 PM (16bxt)

490 >>462 They are going to tear down the building in Fl where the shooting took place?

Eventually they will realize that they have run out of other peoples money.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 16, 2018 03:52 PM (r9UYA)

491 Putin won- he has at each others throats.
Thanks to the Left, MSM, Never Trumpers, and other assorted idiots and assholes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:52 PM (SjImc)

492 First, they came for Banana Splits Guy and I realized he was more than ten miles from my house. The end.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 16, 2018 03:52 PM (rqQ57)

493 Is Mueller indicting the guy who told Putin's piss-boy to just wait and that he'd have more flexibility after he won re-election ... but that he'd give him a hand job on the spot as a sign of good faith?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 03:52 PM (8gDQu)

494 Hey I'm new here. What's going on?
Posted by: Hot Fudge Brownie Delight Fellow at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (ymnmz)

I'm thinking this might be funny, in a sit back and watch kinda way.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 16, 2018 03:52 PM (z79tQ)

495 so when does Mueller announce he will begin investigating how the Chinese interfered in the election to help Trump..?

Oh, yeah! It's the Year of the Dog! I can't wait to see what Obama has for dinner this weekend.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 16, 2018 03:52 PM (ILitO)

496 And Service Member who is NON Deployable for 12 consecutive months will be processed for Seperation.


---

This is racism against the cross dressers, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Take a Wakanda Wild Side With the Black Pander at February 16, 2018 03:52 PM (ks6bw)

497 Unfortunately they are succeeding in their "lets expose every affair Trump has had and force Melania to abandon him" campaign.

I don't see it working really. I see a lot of ignoring going on, except from people who already despise Trump.

We already knew he was a womanizing douchebag in the past. He made no secret of it. But that stopped years before he ran for president and there's zero evidence of anything remotely questionable since then. He's not even ogling girls that go by like Obama used to get caught at over and over.

Clinton was scum because he was a womanizer and kept doing it even when president. Being scum in the past and not doing it any longer is called growth, and its a good thing, not shameful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:52 PM (39g3+)

498 http://bit.ly/2GiewMY
---------
SHUT IT DOWN: Tom Fitton & Julian Assange Hail Implosion of Trump-Russia Collusion Narrative After Mueller Indictments

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 16, 2018 03:52 PM (y3aQB)

499 I'M JUST WONDERING WHO HAS TO MAKE THE PANCAKES IN THAT SCENARIO

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 03:52 PM (Z8j2x)

500 I expect the MAxipad will be really pissy tonight once he finds out. He always loves whining about trolls getting banned and people being happy that they no longer shitting in every thread.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 16, 2018 03:49 PM


Yeah, the inevitable Emmanuel Goldstein 'two minutes of hate' card *will be* played. One trick pony bot.

Posted by: Boris Chicheseyov at February 16, 2018 03:53 PM (2FqvZ)

501 First, they came for Banana Splits Guy and I realized he was more than ten miles from my house. The end.
Posted by: Chuck C at February 16, 2018 03:52 PM (rqQ57)

OK now that there is funny.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:53 PM (SjImc)

502 MSM now has a new playboy bunny - Trump story BS.

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2018 03:53 PM (gbWkA)

503 Too much time in Washington does that to the weak. If you have ever been part of that scene, it's all about fitting in at the dinners, cocktail parties and events around town. being on the golf course with so-and-so, having lunch at Capital Grille with Joe Blow, etc.

People like Kristol and the rest of them are weaklings. They've sold out their ideas and principles for a shot at being with the "cool set".

You can actually see it starting. People slowly melt away from their positions by finding common agreement on issues. There is always a catalyst and Trump just happens to be the latest. Maybe even the coup de grace for some of that crowd.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 16, 2018 03:53 PM (VpIIl)

504 And you don't worry much about immigrants when you've got a reputation for cooking and eating anyone who wanders in.

Did you guys see that awful video of the two Israeli soldiers who took a wrong turn into Jenin. Their poor faces were practically torn off. It's really disturbing.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 16, 2018 03:53 PM (iv0p7)

505 I like the snark and the nevertrumpers deserve incessant ridicule and our disgust. They're worse than the deranged lefties who are at least honest about being far leftists.

Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2018 03:54 PM (16bxt)

506 496 First, they came for Banana Splits Guy and I realized he was more than ten miles from my house. The end.
Posted by: Chuck C


Okay, thread's over, a winner is you

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 03:54 PM (6FqZa)

507 I agree. They remind me of some kid who says, "I will not eat spinach."
And the parent says, well, you'll sit there till you do. They pass up
dessert and the rest of the meal to be a petulant little shit.

---

If ours don't eat something it's on the plate for every meal until they do, and nothing else except a glass of water is served with it until it's gone.

Green beans for breakfast? Fine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Take a Wakanda Wild Side With the Black Pander at February 16, 2018 03:54 PM (ks6bw)

508 the craziest thing when rosenstein comes out with this.

a few short years ago I would have said, see here, This is what the FBI does. they're all good and Americana and stuff.

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 03:54 PM (Z8j2x)

509 My guess is the NeverTrump/Left just publicly moves the goalposts to "Well the Russians wanted Trump to win! What does that tell you!"

And I'm not even convinced of that, I think most of this was just Russia running small training drills as an experiment, almost like a fact finding mission.

If we take these indictments at face value, its definitely an incredibly small, low rent operation. This was not Russia's intelligence community putting all of its energy into throwing an election to a candidate.

Posted by: Maritime at February 16, 2018 03:54 PM (lKmt3)

510 And Service Member who is NON Deployable for 12 consecutive months will be processed for Seperation.


---

This is racism against the cross dressers, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Take a Wakanda Wild Side With the Black Pander at February 16, 2018 03:52 PM (ks6bw)

It's funny you should say that, since most if not all Transexuals probably fall into that catagory

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:54 PM (SjImc)

511 477 Charles XII of Sweden.
Posted by: Noah the Russian Hunter at February 16, 2018 03:50 PM

There's a pretty epic Swedish Metal Album about King Charles. One of the songs was slightly retweeked as a Trump election victory thing.

https://youtu.be/nBlYlSs2fIU

Posted by: Grimaldi at February 16, 2018 03:54 PM (3MG/9)

512 I'M JUST WONDERING WHO HAS TO MAKE THE PANCAKES IN THAT SCENARIO

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 03:52 PM (Z8j2x)
---
Putin is the Paolo of other countries' elections.

Posted by: Putin Wins at February 16, 2018 03:54 PM (vDqXW)

513 i think they are attempting to split the baby here.

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 03:54 PM (Z8j2x)

514 First, they came for Banana Splits Guy and I realized he was more than ten miles from my house. The end.

He'll fight any one of you faggots in The Octagon!

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 03:55 PM (O5Q3r)

515 503 I'M JUST WONDERING WHO HAS TO MAKE THE PANCAKES IN THAT SCENARIO
Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 03:52 PM (Z8j2x)

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Hikaru at February 16, 2018 03:55 PM (CMbMd)

516 >>>>About time:



From Sec Of Defence:



And Service Member who is NON Deployable for 12 consecutive months will be processed for Seperation.

.
.
.We were running with that rule back in the 1980s/90s. Don't know when it got changed.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 16, 2018 03:55 PM (+Dllb)

517 >>>Now we're back to the French Mistake.


I don't know what the french mistake is. Homosexuality?

I know the French Disease and the English Curse (syphilis in both cases; with each country accusing the other of spreading/originating it), but not the french mistake.

is this from Blazing Saddles?

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:55 PM (8rNrN)

518 Looks like Putin has won at last:


Rosenstein: No Evidence Interference Altered Outcome Of 2016 Election

================


Aaron Blake and WaPo hardest hit.

Actually, I'm hoping they get hit even harder when this whole investigation crashes and finally fucking burns ,and then they all lose their jobs because "stupid".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, disgusted by lame and stupid punditry at February 16, 2018 03:55 PM (XfaeW)

519 449 Manolo!!! THREE scoops tonight!!!
Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at February 16, 2018 03:46 PM (O5Q3r)



Excellent.

Posted by: eleven at February 16, 2018 03:55 PM (+lOpA)

520 "Mueller's narrow (illegal, baseless) mandate did not include the general subject of alleged russki interference, so he wouldn't have to look at the DNC info issue. "

But it did. Rosenstein's order refers to Comey's testimony about the scope of the FBI's then pending investigation of Russian interference, which included the DNC/Podesta hacking, IIRC.

But I take your point, that it's written in a way to give Mueller wiggle room. In retrospect, Rosenstein's order is too cute by half on several key points, including calling him a narrow Special Counsel, but slipping in language to let Mueller frolic beyond the Special Counsel statute.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 16, 2018 03:55 PM (n+6mJ)

521 As I recall you're near Janesville?


Posted by: Muad'dib at February 16, 2018 03:51 PM (sjdRT)
==================

I'm in Lake Geneva, which is maybe 45 minutes away. Same congressional district. Yay Ryan.

Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 16, 2018 03:55 PM (lwiT4)

522 Mueller just indicted Ben Cartwright
Posted by: REDACTED at February 16, 2018 03:50 PM


Commander Adama not pleased.


Posted by: Moron News Service, Sewing Circle, and Timing Association at February 16, 2018 03:55 PM (ctuyM)

523 Gun control will be among the first issues where they announce "I have sinned and can sin no longer;" then they'll start making noises about a more "rational" position on abortion. Global warming will come after that.)

Posted by: Ace


Some are already there:

@MaxBoot 20h

It simply beggars the imagination that Republicans, in thrall to the NRA, continue to insist there is no relationship between gun ownership and gun crime.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2018 03:55 PM (KXVP7)

524 So yer sayin' the banana has split.

Huh.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 16, 2018 03:56 PM (7UW64)

525 I really doubt the manhood of men who feel such a powerful impetus to get along with The Almighty Group.

Yeah, there is something to that.

But its not always trying to fit in that makes people pick up accents. Sometimes people are just that way; I tend to if I'm in an area for very long. Usually people who do that are really musical or good with languages.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:56 PM (39g3+)

526 434
181

New crimes:





1. talking to Russians (Republicans only)


2. saying doody


3. drinking too many of Diet Cokes


4. overfeeding Koi



Posted by: wth at February 16, 2018 03:22 PM (HgMAr)

5. Banging porn stars


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 16, 2018 03:45 PM (UBzPO)

Shhh!
The Left still hasn't figured out that every time Trump is smeared with a porn star accusation, his numbers rise in the polls.
I didn't vote for Trump to be my priest.

And the stock market is back over 25,000.

And Rod Rosenstein ran away from the microphone today.
And it is Friday.
Good Times!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2018 03:56 PM (UsCnO)

527 I'm in Lake Geneva, which is maybe 45 minutes away. Same congressional district. Yay Ryan.


Posted by: grammie winger - God Loves You, Don't Be Stupid, at February 16, 2018 03:55 PM (lwiT4)<

Very pretty area as well. Cheers!

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 16, 2018 03:56 PM (sjdRT)

528 514 It's funny you should say that, since most if not all Transexuals probably fall into that catagory
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:54 PM (SjImc)


Aren't most of the trannies in the Air Force? How often are they on deployment compared to Army, Navy, etc.?

Posted by: Hikaru at February 16, 2018 03:56 PM (CMbMd)

529
I'm really not sure how it can withstand 1A scrutiny, especially in a
post-Citizens United world, to indict foreign nationals for simply
running facebook ads relating to politics on the basis that it's illegal
for non-US citizens based in Russia to use an American platform
(Facebook) to talk about US politics.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 16, 2018 03:05 PM (F5+ro)

Under what law is that illegal?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 16, 2018 03:56 PM (9nCnN)

530 >>>Unfortunately they are succeeding in their "lets expose every affair Trump has had and force Melania to abandon him" campaign.


yeah Trump will be really crushed if he's forced to start dating again.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:56 PM (8rNrN)

531 But CNN says Trump can't call it a hoax now.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 16, 2018 03:57 PM (4ErVI)

532 It simply beggars the imagination that Republicans, in thrall to the NRA, continue to insist there is no relationship between gun ownership and gun crime.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 16, 2018 03:55 PM (KXVP7)


Actually, there is a great relationship between the two. Owning a gun reduces gun crime by a dramatic amount.

If that football coach had been armed, the murderous asshole would be dead instead.

QED.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 16, 2018 03:57 PM (7UW64)

533 Part of the blending in in DC is that the asshole personas are fake and people aren't as bad in person as they are in front of the cameras.

My husband almost fainted dead away on Tuesday when he's the only one around and DWS's luggage was lost. She was perfectly pleasant to the airline. Perfectly nice. I said, well someone could have been filming her, he said no, he was the only one there and didn't have his phone out. The employee, could, I said. He said no, and she was fine. Which means, he said, that she's more full of bs than previously suspected.

Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2018 03:57 PM (16bxt)

534 "We were running with that rule back in the 1980s/90s. Don't know when it got changed."

When we needed every swinging dick in the field it changed. Along with the fact you no longer needed a dick.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 16, 2018 03:57 PM (VpIIl)

535 Max Boot??? Way over the cliff.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 16, 2018 03:57 PM (U+nHb)

536 Unfortunately they are succeeding in their "lets expose every affair Trump has had and force Melania to abandon him" campaign. That disgusting effort to make everyone around Trump miserable could seriously hurt the President's ability to function.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

_________

That's my fear with all of this is Melania leaves with Baron.

We all know Trump has likely cheated on every wife he's ever had. Still don't care.

But it could be enough that Melania leaves (even though she knew what she was getting into) and that's going to be messy optics.

Posted by: Maritime at February 16, 2018 03:57 PM (lKmt3)

537 is this from Blazing Saddles?

https://youtu.be/JMK6lzmSk2o

Yeah, from the "how the hell are we gonna end this movie" sequence that is its weakest part, in my opinion

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:57 PM (39g3+)

538 Why must these gopniks continually impugn the name of my honorable father?

Posted by: Donna Trumplova at February 16, 2018 03:57 PM (b90XL)

539 And Rod Rosenstein ran away from the microphone today.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2018 03:56 PM (UsCnO)

Did he?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 16, 2018 03:58 PM (9nCnN)

540 I don't know what the french mistake is.

is this from Blazing Saddles?
Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:55 PM


Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMK6lzmSk2o

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2018 03:58 PM (ctuyM)

541 We'll expose all of Trump's affairs with hot women,that will fix him!
The MSM

Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2018 03:59 PM (LiyEm)

542 MSM now has a new playboy bunny - Trump story BS.

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2018 03:53 PM (gbWkA)


She was pretty friggin hot. I don't think anyone would hold nailing her against anyone.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 03:59 PM (8gDQu)

543 There is no joy in Mudville as the mighty Mueller has struck out.

Posted by: Aviator at February 16, 2018 03:59 PM (2cuLk)

544 498
Hey I'm new here. What's going on?

Posted by: Hot Fudge Brownie Delight Fellow at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (ymnmz)



I'm thinking this might be funny, in a sit back and watch kinda way.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 16, 2018 03:52 PM (z79tQ)

With a nic like that, this kid could be a contender

Posted by: George at February 16, 2018 03:59 PM (7qsff)

545 477
Hitler was right about the Russians...Sneaky bastards.



SO was Napoleon and Charles XII of Sweden.



One day we will get to Moscow and win!

Posted by: Noah the Russian Hunter at February 16, 2018 03:50 PM (MuTTO)

And so was Patton. Too bad he had that jeep accident.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 16, 2018 03:59 PM (jxbfJ)

546 .We were running with that rule back in the 1980s/90s. Don't know when it got changed.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 16, 2018 03:55 PM (+Dllb)

Just like the "Family" has lots of Buffers, The Military has lots of
"waivers"...But I think those will be greatly cut back. There are some legit waivers and they will still stand, but to many are not taking their respinsibilities seriously...like staying in deployable shape ( which ain't that hard...for fuckin sakes I am 63 and A-OK to go tomorrow)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 03:59 PM (SjImc)

547 Hey I'm new here. What's going on?
Posted by: Hot Fudge Brownie Delight Fellow at February 16, 2018 03:23 PM (ymnmz)

I'm thinking this might be funny, in a sit back and watch kinda way.
Posted by: OneEyedJack



Funny in a "watch as he augers into the side of a mountain" kind of way.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2018 04:00 PM (U7cLk)

548 at this point i doubt they were sincere in their conservatism. i think they wrote to get paid.

how else can one explain not only their notrumperism but they'd vote hillary as a Better for america vote?

after year they spend Writing of Her and the progressives criminal actiivity and malfeasance/ perhaps they never believed anything they wrote.

but a great job, and laughing at the rubes that bought it.

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 04:00 PM (Z8j2x)

549 This is a problem. They more consensual sex they claim Trump had with scorching hot women (who are really complimentary toward him) the less I think this actually hurts him. Especially after the last guy :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 04:00 PM (39g3+)

550 oh boy, that weasel Schiff still trying to spin the indictments against the Trump campaign. Maybe I can find the quote.

hey, can you be indicted for being an unwitting individual..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 16, 2018 04:00 PM (ILitO)

551 This guy Schiff really has a comprehension problem, doesn't he.


Posted by: Marcus T at February 16, 2018 04:00 PM (VpIIl)

552 I thought the French mistake was the Maginot Line.

Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2018 04:00 PM (gbWkA)

553 >>>But the bitterness and snark is new. It's fun now and then, but when it comes out in every post it gets tiring. Makes me worry about you...

well I don't think it's new but I will consider the possibility the anger is coming out less cushioned with good humor.

The actual truth is: I really hate these guys. I don't mean "hate" like people mean it casually. I mean I hate them.

I will actually think about trying to cover the actual, honest hatred a bit more.

I have thought about it being unhealthy, and I have stopped reading some Cucksuckers for this reason. The Noah Rothman thing, alas, was stuck in my face by someone else who hates he guts. Otherwise I wouldn't have even known what this useless pisher was squealing about today.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 04:00 PM (8rNrN)

554 The nevercucktrumpers figured hed lose so badly, they would look like heroes for warning us about him. When he won there was no going back. I dont think Jonah and Co believe half the shit they say about Trump. But its who they are now and have to stick to the new script.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 04:00 PM (dS6r7)

555 Aren't most of the trannies in the Air Force? How often are they on deployment compared to Army, Navy, etc.?
Posted by: Hikaru at February 16, 2018 03:56 PM (CMbMd)

I have no idea how many and where they are ( but I do know we have some in the Navy) but ONE is ONE to many.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 04:01 PM (SjImc)

556 So yer sayin' the banana has split.
Huh.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 16, 2018 03:56 PM


ISWYDT.

Although I wonder how you can, given how dark it is there this time of year, and all.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2018 04:01 PM (ctuyM)

557 I really doubt the manhood of men who feel such a powerful impetus to get along with The Almighty Group.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:48 PM (8rNrN)

My back-of-the-napkin analysis of these people is that a fair number of them are Jews.

Of course Jews are probably overrepresented in the chattering classes anyway, but it is possible that they are a particular kind of Jew...the one who wants to fit in and is willing to assimilate. In this case it is political philosophy and not religion, but the social pressure might be similar.

I find that attitude reprehensible.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 16, 2018 04:01 PM (wYseH)

558 It simply beggars the imagination that Republicans, in thrall to the
NRA, continue to insist there is no relationship between gun ownership
and gun crime.

---

I'm more pissed that they haven't figured out a way to judge shop like the (D)s and get all of our sh*t concealed carry licenses required to be recognized the same way gay marriage licenses are up to and okayed via the SCOTUS.

WTF do you think I'm paying you for, jerks?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Take a Wakanda Wild Side With the Black Pander at February 16, 2018 04:01 PM (ks6bw)

559 469 452 Shaka's empire didn't need a border fence because he just fucking conquered all the other tribes that were in his way
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 16, 2018 03:46 PM
Shaka, when the Walls Fell.
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

Obama, his face black, his eyes red.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2018 04:01 PM (k1TUh)

560 If ours don't eat something it's on the plate

---

I got a beating, a for real beating, for refusing to eat squash. Ok, maybe it was for telling my father I wouldn't eat it. Then I resolved, to my self, to not cry when the beating started. That may have been the time the ER nurse asked about the bruises.

True story there were witnesses, now dead, unfortunately.

excuse me, I gotta go change my name.

Posted by: Pete Whizzer Jr at February 16, 2018 04:02 PM (ECDXs)

561 I'm really not sure how it can withstand 1A scrutiny, especially in a
post-Citizens United world, to indict foreign nationals for simply
running facebook ads relating to politics on the basis that it's illegal
for non-US citizens based in Russia to use an American platform
(Facebook) to talk about US politics.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 16, 2018 03:05 PM (F5+ro)


Besides, if it was so illegal then it's FarceBook who are the criminals. They need to perp-walk Zuckerberg and beat him around for a few days until he confesses .. to being a lowlife, America-hating douchebag.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 04:02 PM (8gDQu)

562 They remind me of some kid who says, "I will not eat spinach." And the
parent says, well, you'll sit there till you do. They pass up dessert
and the rest of the meal to be a petulant little shit.


That's NOT ME!!

It's NOT!

It's NOT!

It's NOT!

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at February 16, 2018 04:02 PM (UsCnO)

563

I dared to go to CNN. Denial.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 16, 2018 04:02 PM (fceHP)

564 is this from Blazing Saddles?

https://youtu.be/JMK6lzmSk2o

Yeah, from the "how the hell are we gonna end this movie" sequence that is its weakest part, in my opinion
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Which was the funniest as they went from the Wild West to current day in an over-the-top way.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2018 04:02 PM (U7cLk)

565 "Why people are convinced "unwitting" cooperation with a hostile foreign power amid a state-directed disinformation campaign is exculpatory is bizarre in the extreme."

Oh, you mean like how Hillary's "unwitting" violation of national security laws that exposed classified information to hostile foreign powers meant she couldn't be charged with those violations?

Posted by: Socratease at February 16, 2018 04:02 PM (2GbWn)

566 Yeah its all fun and games until the Sports Illustrated Models start looking like the

"Svimvear" models on the old Wendy's commercial.

Posted by: Simplemind at February 16, 2018 04:02 PM (28TQV)

567 539
Max Boot??? Way over the cliff.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 16, 2018 03:57 PM (U+nHb)

I think that guy just went over the top a few years ago, like WAY over the top. My guess he's got AIDS and doesn't give a shit if he is incoherent.

Posted by: George at February 16, 2018 04:02 PM (7qsff)

568 Who whoa whoa. Billionaire NYer fucked hot women? Surely this never happened before and is an impeachable offense.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 04:02 PM (8c0ec)

569 Lars Larsen is on the radio reading his list of FBI monumental fuck ups. It's a loonnng list.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 16, 2018 04:03 PM (r9UYA)

570 Wait. You're saying Hillary's loss was her fault? That's crazy talk!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 16, 2018 04:03 PM (VtYtu)

571 Maybe when this is all over, Mueller will be able to afford jaw reduction surgery, the worthless ugly motherfucker.

Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2018 04:03 PM (XpBvt)

572 does anyone besides me recall c 1998 that we were being told that the Europeans are laughing at us because some Americans were making a fuss about the Pres having an affair with a somewhat chubby female employee?

Maybe Melania is European enough to also not think it's a big deal, I dunno.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 16, 2018 04:03 PM (ILitO)

573 is this from Blazing Saddles?


Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!!
VOILA!!

Come on, try it; move the scene along
Fifty million Frenchmen can't be wrong
Wheeeeeeee!!

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!!
VOILA!!


Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 16, 2018 04:03 PM (QQ+il)

574 >>.... It was very profitable for some people to talk up a a great game against Obama, but...to actually do something?



Heh, so true.

NeverTrumpers = Talkers
Trump= Doer

Like that reporter tweeting after Don Jr. released his emails: "I...worked on this story for a year...and...he just,,,he tweeted it out" [/Ii]

Posted by: Lizzy at February 16, 2018 04:03 PM (W+vEI)

575 553 This is a problem. They more consensual sex they claim Trump had with scorching hot women (who are really complimentary toward him) the less I think this actually hurts him. Especially after the last guy :/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 04:00 PM (39g3+)

Well, being proggie means all gay, all the time now, so having a heterosexual in Chief is probably killing them.

Rather Portlandia of them, I'd say.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 16, 2018 04:03 PM (7UW64)

576 i think hate is reserved for those one cared about or believed in them

as i hate those that i trusted. way more so than those i already knew were bastards

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 04:03 PM (Z8j2x)

577 Wow. I've been totally out of the loop all day, on a trip to Hilton Head with a friend doing gal-pal things. No news on in the car.

Wow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2018 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

578 I thought the French mistake was the Maginot Line.
Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2018 04:00 PM


Actually, the Maginot Line fulfilled it's purpose perfectly.

The Germans never got through it.

The fact they might not try apparently wasn't adequately considered.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2018 04:04 PM (ctuyM)

579 We'll expose all of Trump's affairs with hot women,that will fix him!

---

Black men will never vote for him then!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Take a Wakanda Wild Side With the Black Pander at February 16, 2018 04:04 PM (ks6bw)

580
There's a pretty epic Swedish Metal Album about King Charles. One of the songs was slightly retweeked as a Trump election victory thing.

https://youtu.be/nBlYlSs2fIU
Posted by: Grimaldi at February 16, 2018 03:54 PM (3MG/9)

----------------------------------------------

I have seen that. Sabaton has some pretty good stuff.

I knew someone would bring that up once Charles XII was mentioned. It is funny when you think Sweden once had an empire, then lost it by marching off into Russia. Funny how no one ever learns from the past.

Fighting Russians outside of Russia is not so hard, but inside Russia not so easy.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 16, 2018 04:04 PM (MuTTO)

581 okay i'm going to let you guys in on a minor joke.

a while ago, in a private discussion group, I started saying that we should get a van like in Old School and just start snatching these fuckers off the street. And taking them out somewhere, maybe to tie a cinderblock to a long long string, which in turn, is tied to their penis.

It was a joke.

Well... it was literally a joke. There was an emotional truth beneath that.

Anyway, it has become a catchphrase among some to say #GITFV (Get in the Fucking Van) to these fucking cucks.

Also van has become a verb, like "Van his ass."

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 04:04 PM (8rNrN)

582 I would think this place acts as an outlet (among other things), why holdback here, Ace? I think the honesty is refreshing. The dishonesty is why politicians and the fake right are so loathsome.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 16, 2018 04:04 PM (U+nHb)

583 hey did Russia also screw around in the 2008 elections again causing Hillary to lose?

Impeach Obama!

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 04:04 PM (Z8j2x)

584 Mueller is giving up a soundbite: The Russians did interfere with our election! The likes of Schiff will run with this.

And it's a continuing danger, don't you see. And Trump is doing nothing about it.

Comey was supposedly investigating the DNC/Podesta hacks, but was never going to really do anything. Mueller took that over as part of his mandate, but didn't do anything either. So it get pushed down the meme memory hole, having lived out its usefulness.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 16, 2018 04:04 PM (n+6mJ)

585 I hope you kids can all see what a silly waste of resourses this was.

Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at February 16, 2018 04:05 PM (+u2St)

586 Of course Jews are probably overrepresented in the chattering classes anyway, but it is possible that they are a particular kind of Jew...the one who wants to fit in and is willing to assimilate. In this case it is political philosophy and not religion, but the social pressure might be similar.

I find that attitude reprehensible. "

I actually can understand it, though. It's an ingrained survival mechanism adopted by a culture that had to survive as a small minority inside other cultures for 2,000 years. I imagine the people in that position have always had to balance, how much can I give away, how much can I hold onto and still be allowed to live?

It also leads to a certain secrecy and duplicity in most dealings - the time honored defense of the weak.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2018 04:05 PM (k1TUh)

587 Drudge reports Belgium murdered a man with Alzheimers (using "euthanasia", despite the man never asking to be killed). The same advocates who arranged this state murder also advocate euthanasia for mentally ill and anyone else they don't like. Like Republicans, maybe?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, disgusted by lame and stupid punditry at February 16, 2018 04:05 PM (XfaeW)

588 581. Right? Grump gots hiz M57's!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 04:05 PM (fA1SL)

589 558 The nevercucktrumpers figured hed lose so badly, they would look like heroes for warning us about him. When he won there was no going back. I dont think Jonah and Co believe half the shit they say about Trump. But its who they are now and have to stick to the new script.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 04:00 PM (dS6r7)


Trump won doing everything they constantly tell candidates not to do. Don't praise America too hard. Don't talk shit about other countries. Don't push strongly for border security. Don't talk shit about the stupidity of the previous administrations. Don't call for changes to our treaties and trade agreements.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 16, 2018 04:05 PM (3UhN+)

590 Say, were the Russians behind that Charlottesville Shit storm last Fall too?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 16, 2018 04:06 PM (7uYFy)

591 It simply beggars the imagination that Republicans, in thrall to the
NRA, continue to insist there is no relationship between gun ownership
and gun crime.

---

I'm more pissed that they haven't figured out a way to judge shop like the (D)s and get all of our sh*t concealed carry licenses required to be recognized the same way gay marriage licenses are up to and okayed via the SCOTUS.

WTF do you think I'm paying you for, jerks?
Posted by: Moron Robbie



Story on Drudge about Minnesota gun ownership highest ever, crime rate 50 year low.

Anti gunners hardest hit.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2018 04:06 PM (U7cLk)

592 We are all RUSSIAN Collusion Bots now.

Posted by: ShainS at February 16, 2018 04:06 PM (uCYAx)

593 Maybe Melania is European enough to also not think it's a big deal, I dunno.

I'm certain that she knew what he was up to and that's part of why there's no indication it happened past a certain point. It seems to me that she has been very good for him, making him a better man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 04:06 PM (39g3+)

594 543
And Rod Rosenstein ran away from the microphone today.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2018 03:56 PM (UsCnO)

Did he?



I heard the report he didn't take questions after his announcement.

Am I guilty of fake news?

Unlike every CNN reporter ever, I am willing to stand up to the Horde and accept my fate.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2018 04:06 PM (UsCnO)

595 Yeah its all fun and games until the Sports Illustrated Models start looking like the "Svimvear" models on the old Wendy's commercial.
Posted by: Simplemind at February 16, 2018 04:02 PM


In more bad news, The Swedish Bikini Team members weren't Swedish, and the Team itself was an invention of an American marketing team.

Posted by: Debbie Downer at February 16, 2018 04:06 PM (ctuyM)

596 It simply beggars the imagination that Republicans, in thrall to the
NRA, continue to insist there is no relationship between gun ownership
and gun crime.


The NRA, not a big money power, is composed of american citizens. And yeah, gun crime goes down when there is less gun control.

Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2018 04:06 PM (16bxt)

597 Mueller is a brand of fire hydrant.
Dogs like to pee on them.

https://tinyurl.com/y9cwkxqk

Posted by: wth at February 16, 2018 04:06 PM (HgMAr)

598 oh i know, will the left now imply rosenstein is bought off by Big Trump?

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 04:06 PM (Z8j2x)

599 543 And Rod Rosenstein ran away from the microphone today.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2018 03:56 PM (UsCnO)

Did he?


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner

It was more like he farted from last nights boiled eggs and beer and it really, really, really stunk so he exited stage left before the media could blame him.

Posted by: Retired Sgt. at February 16, 2018 04:07 PM (Ws/Aw)

600 It's funny how the people who didn't even want to know the details of all of Barky's varied citizenships and claims (likely) of foreigner status while the ineligible retard was actually running for the Presidency now think that a few dollars of web ads (that are mostly blocked, probably) constitutes some major election manipulation.

Barky holds the biggest campaign rally in all of US history ... in a friggin foreign country ... for a bunch of friggin foreigners ... paid for, in part, by a friggin foreign government ... and a few web ads by alleged Russian trolls are supposed to be major attacks on the integrity of our elections -- our elections where our own courts won't let any of the states actually insure that voters are who they say they are and are even citizens!

Fvckin' A!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 04:07 PM (8gDQu)

601 We'll expose all of Trump's affairs with hot women,that will fix him!

Yeah! That'll work!!!

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at February 16, 2018 04:07 PM (O5Q3r)

602 In other news, Mueller announced the indictment of 27 Nigerian Princes....

Posted by: Harvey's Potted Plant at February 16, 2018 04:07 PM (ats44)

603 I'm insecure enough to be happy I'm in on the joke.

Posted by: Seems legit at February 16, 2018 04:07 PM (U+nHb)

604 (You know, at some point, this stops being a gag and just turns into a gay hook-up.)

First one to put weight on it - FAG!!

Posted by: DaveA at February 16, 2018 04:07 PM (FhXTo)

605 The nevercucktrumpers figured hed lose so badly, they would look like heroes for warning us about him. When he won there was no going back. I dont think Jonah and Co believe half the shit they say about Trump. But its who they are now and have to stick to the new script.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 04:00 PM (dS6r7)

Rich Lowry was smart enough to see the light early enough to maintain some credibility. He's the only one I can think of though.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 16, 2018 04:07 PM (7uYFy)

606 66 banana splits guy is banned. We've had lots of problems with him previously and he annoyed me. It's not really against the rules to annoy me, but I was tired of this cuck.

Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:12 PM (8rNrN)

Finally and thank you!

Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2018 04:07 PM (Enq6K)

607 Anyway, it has become a catchphrase among some to say #GITFV (Get in the Fucking Van) to these fucking cucks.



Also van has become a verb, like "Van his ass."



Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 04:04 PM (8rNrN)


That's actually pretty damned awesome. Not that you or anyone here would every actually do anything remotely like that.

*shifty, slitty eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2018 04:07 PM (ptqGC)

608 Being scum in the past and not doing it any longer is called growth, and its a good thing, not shameful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:52 PM (39g3+)

And he had better looking women than Clinton

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at February 16, 2018 04:08 PM (czkHE)

609 So ace is saying he vanned bsg's ass

Posted by: Buzzion at February 16, 2018 04:08 PM (3UhN+)

610 The fact they might not try apparently wasn't adequately considered.


It's probably bad form to laugh about that unpleasantness, but I just laughed out loud.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 16, 2018 04:08 PM (fuK7c)

611 Which was the funniest as they went from the Wild West to current day in an over-the-top way."

Anything it takes to work Dom Delouise into the movie was A-OK in my book!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 16, 2018 04:08 PM (k1TUh)

612 banana splits guy is banned

Happy Chair Dance! And thanks!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 16, 2018 04:08 PM (juCZM)

613 572
Who whoa whoa. Billionaire NYer fucked hot women? Surely this never happened before and is an impeachable offense.

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 04:02 PM (8c0ec)

Well, there once was a US President who had a proclivity of parting thighs. Won't say they were hot women per se, but rumor has it he saw more inner between-the-thighs than some gynecologists.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 16, 2018 04:08 PM (jxbfJ)

614 Did todays indictments give Schiff a boner or just more upper sanpaku?

Posted by: BluesFish at February 16, 2018 04:08 PM (odFdz)

615 I just watched that rosenstein announcement.....it's over. He thanked the DOJ and all of the Federal investigators for all of their hard work.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 16, 2018 04:09 PM (+Dllb)

616 616
banana splits guy is banned



Happy Chair Dance! And thanks!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 16, 2018 04:08 PM (juCZM)

Again? Even after having his nose swatted a couple times?!? Not a very bright individual.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 16, 2018 04:09 PM (jxbfJ)

617 Grump gots hiz M57's!

Huzzah!


Much toothbrush work in my future.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at February 16, 2018 04:09 PM (QQ+il)

618 so if Trump paid , bought , Trumps likes women. will they be mad because he didn't pay for/ men?

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 04:09 PM (Z8j2x)

619 >>>Anything it takes to work Dom Delouise into the movie was A-OK in my book!

THIS, TIMES ONE THOUSAND!!!

Posted by: Burt Reynolds In the 70s and 80s at February 16, 2018 04:09 PM (8rNrN)

620 Rich Lowry was smart enough to see the light early enough to maintain some credibility. He's the only one I can think of though.

Greg Gutfeld's done a turnaround also.

And Ben Shapiro is halfway there.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 16, 2018 04:09 PM (juCZM)

621 So ace is saying he vanned bsg's ass
Posted by: Buzzion at February 16, 2018 04:08 PM (3UhN+)


v&

Posted by: hogmartin at February 16, 2018 04:09 PM (y87Qq)

622 Maybe when this is all over, Mueller will be able to afford jaw reduction surgery, the worthless ugly motherfucker.

Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2018 04:03 PM (XpBvt)
.............

Maybe him and John Kerry can get a group rate.

Posted by: wth at February 16, 2018 04:10 PM (HgMAr)

623

Any word yet on TFG messing with our election?

Posted by: Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu at February 16, 2018 04:10 PM (EJYTr)

624 Of course Jews are probably overrepresented in the chattering classes anyway, but it is possible that they are a particular kind of Jew...the one who wants to fit in and is willing to assimilate. In this case it is political philosophy and not religion, but the social pressure might be similar.

I find that attitude reprehensible.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 16, 2018 04:01 PM (wYseH)


Jews have always suffered from a large percentage wanting, more than anything in the world, to just fit in. It's a very Jewish thing ... likely emanating from G-d's commandment to Jews that they NOT fit in.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 04:10 PM (8gDQu)

625 In more bad news, The Swedish Bikini Team members weren't Swedish, and the Team itself was an invention of an American marketing team.
Posted by: Debbie Downer



Ya! So?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 16, 2018 04:10 PM (U7cLk)

626 So ace is saying he vanned bsg's ass

Posted by: Buzzion at February 16, 2018 04:08 PM (3UhN+)


Well, once BSG has untied the cinder block from his weiner, he'll have more time to stalk Winona Ryder.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2018 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

627 TBH, I think a very easy way to sniff out the liberals at FoxNews is how sniffy they get when Mollie's on the panel.

You can read it in Bret Baier's body language.
Posted by: ace the Scientific Chef! at February 16, 2018 03:39 PM (8rNrN)


Exactly. She's too smart for them that all they can do is mock as a result.

There was an Aussie guy on there the other day and Jonah vocally mocked the guy out loud, when he was called out with a noise he made, a mocking noise. He started yacking about all of his experience, blah blah blah, and THAT is how he was smarter...

It's really embarrassing.

They go low. Their anger is showing all of the time now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 16, 2018 04:10 PM (fceHP)

628 I have a gun and all my neighbors do as well. And anyone who lives here knows that everyone has guns. And in the 7 years Ive lived here not one break in of the 15 homes in my quasi sub division.

Imagine that....

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 04:10 PM (dS6r7)

629 I was talking with Charles Johnson today and we agreed this is probably just the first step and it will all eventually lead to Trump. My sources say Mueller has his extra super thinking cap on.

Posted by: Allahpundit at February 16, 2018 04:10 PM (FTPVM)

630 621. Your labor on behalf of glorious tradition of superior Slav firearm is its own reward.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 16, 2018 04:10 PM (fA1SL)

631 The FBI couldn't identify Cruz from a threatening post he made in his own name. Then the FBI straight up ignored a tip that Cruz was armed, crazy and going to shoot up a school.

It is obvious that we need more gun laws.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 16, 2018 04:10 PM (hUqh+)

632 289 Democrats start calling Mueller "incompetent", etc. in 3,2,1...

And where is that little weasel Miss Lindsey?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 16, 2018 03:30 PM (VpIIl)

---

The Russians have gotten to Mueller! That's how deep this thing goes! Mueller is sacrificing a few tokens so we'll think the conspiracy is over, but it isn't! It isn't! Their boy Trump is still in place!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 16, 2018 04:11 PM (JPEYg)

633 Who whoa whoa. Billionaire NYer fucked hot women? Surely this never happened before and is an impeachable offense.
Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 04:02 PM (8c0ec)

This is the one area when the French have it all over us...they put sex in the proper perspective: IE that's it normal human shit and as long as your doing you job who cares

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 04:11 PM (SjImc)

634 Besides wasting $25M (?) on Mueller's mob lawyers, they now have a ton of oppo research on Trump which will be delivered/sold to the DNC or foreign interests.

LeaksR'Us for the democrats that pee pee in everyone's bed but their own.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 16, 2018 04:11 PM (bT8Z4)

635 >>>I thought the French mistake was the Maginot Line.
>>>Posted by: Archer at February 16, 2018 04:00 PM

Actually, the Maginot Line fulfilled it's purpose perfectly.

The Germans never got through it.

The fact they might not try apparently wasn't adequately considered.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2018 04:04 PM (ctuyM)


If they were up on history they would have known that the Mongols just walked around the Great Wall.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 04:12 PM (8gDQu)

636 Well, once BSG has untied the cinder block from his weiner, he'll have more time to stalk Winona Ryder.
______________________________________

Thank you, Jane, for saying what everyone else was thinking but afraid to say themselves.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 16, 2018 04:12 PM (ATVNj)

637 >>>There was an Aussie guy on there the other day and Jonah vocally mocked the guy out loud, when he was called out with a noise he made, a mocking noise. He started yacking about all of his experience, blah blah blah, and THAT is how he was smarter...

It's really embarrassing.


...

oh I missed that. I usually only watch when Mollie is on (which is like 3 of every 5 days, because she's one of their few draws these days)

Posted by: Burt Reynolds In the 70s and 80s at February 16, 2018 04:12 PM (8rNrN)

638 620
Again? Even after having his nose swatted a couple times?!? Not a very bright individual.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 16, 2018 04:09 PM (jxbfJ)


He's smarter than everyone here. He'll tell you.

Oh wait: He can't.

Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2018 04:12 PM (xjiRE)

639 Grump gots hiz M57's!

One of Smith's finest revolvers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2018 04:12 PM (ctuyM)

640 "Jews have always suffered from a large percentage wanting, more than anything in the world, to just fit in. It's a very Jewish thing ... likely emanating from G-d's commandment to Jews that they NOT fit in."

I had a discussion with a Jewish friend that Christmas was more of a pagan thing to have a family gathering on the shortest day of the year, but he wasn't buying it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 16, 2018 04:12 PM (n+6mJ)

641 JFK bangs Marilyn Monroe in the Oval Office:
lefties -- What a man!!!!

Trump bangs a succession of supermodels and playmates a decade or more ago:
lefties -- you must impeach and replace him with Hillary!!!!

I know, I know, this is a desperate attempt to split Trump from his base, to drive away evangelicals, etc. The left still thinks of non-urban coastal America as 1950s ma and pa Kettle.

Nobody voted for Trump because he was a moral scion. We knew he was a scuzzbag in the past and is rough around the edges still. this is not surprising anyone.

But its probably helping certain ethnic groups admire him more. Dude banged every hot woman that came through Manhattan!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 04:12 PM (39g3+)

642 I am starting to hate this Broward COunty Sheriff

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 04:12 PM (SjImc)

643 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at February 16, 2018 04:12 PM (O5Q3r)

644 Wait a minute, Trump screws hot Playboy bunny, while he was single, and JFK RAPES a 16 year old intern in the Lincoln bedroom.



Same thing, yeah that it, same thing.

Posted by: George at February 16, 2018 04:13 PM (7qsff)

645 it's rather unfortunate, who could not like a banana splits.

Posted by: willow at February 16, 2018 04:13 PM (Z8j2x)

646 626 Maybe when this is all over, Mueller will be able to afford jaw reduction surgery, the worthless ugly motherfucker.

Posted by: TexasJew at February 16, 2018 04:03 PM (XpBvt)
.............

Maybe him and John Kerry can get a group rate.
Posted by: wth at February 16, 2018 04:10 PM (HgMAr)

I'm in.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at February 16, 2018 04:13 PM (hUqh+)

647 632
I have a gun and all my neighbors do as well. And anyone who lives here
knows that everyone has guns. And in the 7 years Ive lived here not one
break in of the 15 homes in my quasi sub division.



Imagine that....

Posted by: #neverskankles at February 16, 2018 04:10 PM (dS6r7)

I wasn't so fortunate. Had guns, was broken into. Thankfully no weapons taken. But when nobody is home during the day, your house is a prime target.
Should have seen all the LEO show up when word spread that a house with firearms inside was broken into. Only way I would have seen more police is if I had 4 dozen Dunkin Donuts and 3 boxes of Joe.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 16, 2018 04:14 PM (jxbfJ)

648 I believe it was yesterday that Mika announced (in a huff, of course) that the panel will no longer tolerate ANYONE who is pro-gun, including Marco Rubio.

Right after the election, she immediately banned Kellyanne Conway for not being truthful with their "salon." Mika, who constantly corrected the panel whenever she received a text from the Iranian Rodent.

It's getting to be a badge of honor getting banned at Morning Joke.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2018 04:14 PM (ptqGC)

649 612
Being scum in the past and not doing it any longer is called growth, and its a good thing, not shameful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:52 PM (39g3+)



And he had better looking women than Clinton


NOW we are getting to the crux of why the Left hates Trump.

Especially Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 16, 2018 04:14 PM (UsCnO)

650 BINDERS FULL OF NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at February 16, 2018 04:14 PM (q177U)

651 66 banana splits guy is banned.
.........

Poor Winona, lost her fave stalker.

Posted by: wth at February 16, 2018 04:14 PM (HgMAr)

652 Seriously, after the feminists seemed okay with Clinton's affairs, we are supposed to get worked up over Trump's...who wasn't in office at the time?

Posted by: Seems legit at February 16, 2018 04:14 PM (U+nHb)

653 Trump won doing everything they constantly tell candidates not to do. Don't praise America too hard. Don't talk shit about other countries. Don't push strongly for border security. Don't talk shit about the stupidity of the previous administrations. Don't call for changes to our treaties and trade agreements.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 16, 2018 04:05 PM (3UhN+)

He exposed them by proving them wrong and he's still doing it by bringing up mental health issues vis a vis mass shootings rather than screaming about gun control...

Posted by: JoeF. at February 16, 2018 04:14 PM (7uYFy)

654 If Melania leaves because Trump was doing a Bunny imagine the 10 he'll replace her with. The guy doesn't do the fat chicks like me.

Posted by: Retired Sgt. at February 16, 2018 04:15 PM (Ws/Aw)

655 It's a very Jewish thing ... likely emanating from G-d's commandment to Jews that they NOT fit in.

Yeah most of the Torah is basically God saying "don't be like the nations around you!!"

But then, he tells that to Christians and we never listen either

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 04:15 PM (39g3+)

656 um, nood, in case no one bothered to mention it ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at February 16, 2018 04:16 PM (H0hPC)

657 So yer sayin' the banana has split.



Huh.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 16, 2018 03:56 PM (7UW64)

Lost his appeal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 16, 2018 04:16 PM (Dbv1R)

658 How is a banning implemented? If you can't say without banning and killing all of us, never mind!

Can't someone simply use a different IP address and nic? Or does the AoSHQ Bureau of Investigation have the world's best intelligence agents and cyber tools?

Posted by: Gref at February 16, 2018 04:17 PM (AMIL/)

659 523
449 Manolo!!! THREE scoops tonight!!!

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at February 16, 2018 03:46 PM (O5Q3r)





Excellent.

Posted by: eleven at February 16, 2018 03:55 PM (+lOpA)

With sprinkles. Because sprinkles are for #Winners

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 16, 2018 04:18 PM (jxbfJ)

660 Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 16, 2018 04:11 PM (SjImc)
-------------
Do you really want to compare us to the French?

Posted by: DeploraBOT at February 16, 2018 04:19 PM (y3aQB)

661 It's amazing that people who think that we needed to spend all this time and money to look into specifically Trump's alleged collusion with Russia--as a sort of closer, hands-on second look at what they were investigating with the FISA warrants, STILL think that no more than Crowdstrike needs to look at the DNC server!

Posted by: Axeman at February 16, 2018 04:19 PM (vDqXW)

662 With sprinkles. Because sprinkles are for #Winners

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 16, 2018 04:18 PM (jxbfJ)


They're called "jimmies".


Sprinkles ... sheesh.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 16, 2018 04:20 PM (8gDQu)

663 After crushing Peter the Great's Russian army at Narva, Charles XII made the fatal error of wasting the next 7 years fighting Electoral Poland while Peter recovered and later won at Poltava.

Posted by: Davis at February 16, 2018 04:21 PM (loZXu)

664 Hope Cloggenstein doesn't get banned. Her meltdowns over Trump and her hysterical rants about her cats make me smile.

Posted by: Jmel at February 16, 2018 04:22 PM (NjN1G)

665 633 I was talking with Charles Johnson today and we agreed this is probably just the first step and it will all eventually lead to Trump. My sources say Mueller has his extra super thinking cap on.
Posted by: Allahpundit at February 16, 2018 04:10 PM (FTPVM)

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I'm one of the many people here who were banned from LGF by the insufferable priggish hypocrite who runs it. I suspect he could have made more money as a contrarian during the Obama years, but Hussein's wand just looked too tasty. He wanted to sell out, but -- nobody was buying. His competition these days is the far better connected NeverTrump crowd. Talk about zigging when you ought to zag. He never had a chance. Anyway, I looked at LGF briefly a few weeks ago, and the penniless little scold is posting nothing but guitar videos and the occasional verbatim DNC propaganda dispatch. I believe somebody said he's making ends meet by sponging off his mother.

Speaking of masks falling.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 16, 2018 04:22 PM (JPEYg)

666 Well, once BSG has untied the cinder block from his weiner, he'll have more time to stalk Winona Ryder.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2018 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

I don't know if it's been said yet, but there's more to it than just tying it to a cinder block.
The block at some point gets tossed off a bridge.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 16, 2018 04:23 PM (z79tQ)

667 Drudge reports Belgium murdered a man with Alzheimers

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Murder is such an ugly word. They bought him a ticket to paradise.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 16, 2018 04:23 PM (VtYtu)

668 I'm really gonna miss that Banana Splits guy.

Posted by: Lying Asshole at February 16, 2018 04:24 PM (398bZ)

669 645 JFK bangs Marilyn Monroe in the Oval Office:
lefties -- What a man!!!!

Trump bangs a succession of supermodels and playmates a decade or more ago:
lefties -- you must impeach and replace him with Hillary!!!!

I know, I know, this is a desperate attempt to split Trump from his base, to drive away evangelicals, etc. The left still thinks of non-urban coastal America as 1950s ma and pa Kettle.

Nobody voted for Trump because he was a moral scion. We knew he was a scuzzbag in the past and is rough around the edges still. this is not surprising anyone.

But its probably helping certain ethnic groups admire him more. Dude banged every hot woman that came through Manhattan!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 04:12 PM (39g3+)

Trump da MAN!

Posted by: Wilt Chamberlain at February 16, 2018 04:24 PM (1Rgee)

670 I was talking with Charles Johnson today and we agreed this is probably just the first step and it will all eventually lead to Trump. My sources say Mueller has his extra super thinking cap on.
Posted by: Allahpundit

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Dude, stay away from the brown acid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 16, 2018 04:24 PM (VtYtu)

671 Trump won doing everything they constantly tell candidates not to do..... Don't talk shit about the stupidity of the previous administrations.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 16, 2018 04:05 PM (3UhN+)
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You must have missed Mr. Failed-Policies-of-thePast. The guy who pretty much campaigned on the idea that his policies won't fail.

Posted by: Axeman at February 16, 2018 04:25 PM (vDqXW)

672 You spelled "marriage" wrong.

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At least you're getting f*cked with the first one.

*once*

Posted by: russian wigs and machines for sale at February 16, 2018 04:26 PM (CL76w)

673 So yer sayin' the banana has split.

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Maybe he was an apple.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Broke, Woke, Toke, Joke at February 16, 2018 04:27 PM (VtYtu)

674 Maybe when this is all over, Mueller will be able to afford jaw reduction surgery, the worthless ugly motherfucker.
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He and john Kerry were classmates in the same prep school.

They were in the same page for a year book picture - it required a foldout for their chins.

Posted by: Simplemind at February 16, 2018 04:27 PM (XgTYX)

675 Trump won doing everything they constantly tell candidates not to do..... Don't talk shit about the stupidity of the previous administrations.

Posted by: Buzzion at February 16, 2018 04:05 PM (3UhN+)

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But I think that applies to Republicans only. Hussein spent two campaigns and two terms in office blaming every fuck-up and failure to perform on GW Bush.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 16, 2018 04:29 PM (JPEYg)

676 668 Hope Cloggenstein doesn't get banned. Her meltdowns over Trump and her hysterical rants about her cats make me smile.
Posted by: Jmel at February 16, 2018 04:22 PM (NjN1G)

You do realize that Mary is a sock, rite?

Posted by: Wesr at February 16, 2018 04:29 PM (1Rgee)

677 The wonks are wrong. The lawyers are wrong. What is up with all these people who totally lack the self awareness to realize their lack of knowledge? Glad I never have that problem.

Posted by: Noah Rothman at February 16, 2018 04:29 PM (wx6iv)

678

People who appoint prosecutors to pursue political crime are usually communists.

Fuck Rothman

Posted by: ThunderB at February 16, 2018 04:31 PM (5rCam)

679 So, basically, the charge is that a baker's dozen RUSSIANS used, get this, fake personas on social media in a way that could, perhaps, be construed as trying to influence people's voting?

What's next? Federal charges for anonymous posting on smart mil-blogs?

Posted by: DocJ at February 16, 2018 04:32 PM (NYS7S)

680 The local bagel place has two large television screens with CNN on all the time. I found a seat where I did not have to look at either of them while I was having a bagel, but before I did it was about a model who had an affair with Trump. I don't care! Someday when there are no people in there I'm going to go our and hang a sign below the screens CNN=Pravda.

Three older women were sitting at a table near me. They said "CNN is just out to get Trump" so even in blue NJ people laugh at CNN.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 16, 2018 04:32 PM (8+Ozj)

681

What a clusterfuck

Posted by: ThunderB at February 16, 2018 04:35 PM (5rCam)

682 People who watched Shepard Smith also bought:

16 oz strawberry flavored anal desensitizing cream

Posted by: Amazon Suggestion: at February 16, 2018 04:38 PM (rdl6o)

683 "167 89

banana splits guy is banned. We've had lots of problems with him previously and he annoyed me

The problem with him wasn't what he had to say, but really more how he said it: the most disdainful, sneering, contemptuous delivery every time. Like he's a god among ants.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 16, 2018 03:15 PM (39g3+) "


I saw that last para downthread & thought you were talking about TFG.

Posted by: Wesr at February 16, 2018 04:39 PM (1Rgee)

684 I went to the ER thinking I was having a heart attack.
But it was just a panic attack.
Whew!

Posted by: Some Cuck at February 16, 2018 04:45 PM (c3UtP)

685 I'm no Johnny Come Lately cuck. I was enjoying CNN and NBC in my mouth way before it was cool.

Posted by: Noah C. Rothman at February 16, 2018 04:51 PM (toi7g)

686
One quality righty chick > all the lefty chicks in the Universe.

And that is math we can all agree on.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 16, 2018 03:51 PM (ctuyM)


Hold on a second. Let me think about this one.

Posted by: Soona at February 16, 2018 05:25 PM (Fs5vw)

687 I forgot to drink water once and passed out on the floor of the kitchen. I would have eaten something but it was not within the hours I was allowed to eat.
Check out my man purse!

Posted by: Some Other Cuck at February 16, 2018 07:22 PM (Wffkg)

688 Bring back that girl he was mean to!

Made her grovel poetry.

Posted by: truth and honor at February 16, 2018 09:54 PM (Up8Lm)

689 And this is exactly why the deep state ad libtards want to ban guns. So noah rothman can round us up at will for wrong think,

Posted by: Armst at February 17, 2018 08:44 AM (WQ40I)

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