CNN: These "Dreamers" Are Threatening to Leave America if They Don't Get Their Amnesty

Really?

Wow. You've really got us over a barrel with this.

This is like Sophie's Choice, except where you don't like either of the kids and are actually ready to shed them both.

"Which child do you select to live, Sophie?"

"Ehhhh, neither, if I'm being honest."

"What? Neither?"

"Yeah, neither. Take them both."

"But... you are permitted one child that may live."

"Eh, I'm good. You keep them. Do as you will."

"But these are your children!"

"We never clicked, if I'm being honest. They're kind of... I don't want to say 'assholes,' but there you go, I just said it. Plus, I've really wanted to start dating again, and you know, all that 'motherhood' baggage."


Como se dice "lulz" en espanol?

Posted by: Ace at 01:38 PM




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1 Bye

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 01:34 PM (5gaNQ)

2 Self Deport

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2018 01:34 PM (EyPfd)

3 No. Please. Don't.

Posted by: joncelli Wonka at February 08, 2018 01:34 PM (RD7QR)

4 They really are that stupid...amazing.

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 01:35 PM (a0IVu)

5
Funniest line I've see this morning is that Nancy Pelosi couldn't stand once for Americans at the SOTU but stood eight hours yesterday for non-Americans.

Posted by: Blessed Bollard - Destroyer of Presidential Candidates at February 08, 2018 01:36 PM (2FqvZ)

6 Trump, Briar Patch, Dem assembly required.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 01:36 PM (W+vEI)

7 I'll be glad to make a donation to the wall so we can keep their asses out

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 01:36 PM (5gaNQ)

8 Buy bye,don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out...

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 01:36 PM (LiyEm)

9 CNN should join them in solidarity.

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2018 01:36 PM (cAnNx)

10 Trump doesn't have to do anything but let DACA expire, start deporting illegals and let the dreamers throw a hissy fit and leave.

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 01:37 PM (a0IVu)

11 Seriously, this is the best possible outcome: they take responsibility for their own predicament and resolve it.
#Winning

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 01:37 PM (W+vEI)

12 It's like a terrorist in the middle of the desert threatening to blow himself up. Well, we're waiting!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 01:37 PM (+1EJs)

13 So, they're threatening to fuck off home to Mexico because we want them to fuck off home to Mexico. Got it.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:37 PM (NWiLs)

14 It's a national nightmare!

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 01:37 PM (r9UYA)

15 I'll even spring for a complimentary soccer ball and Teddy Bear if you get the fuck out...

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 01:37 PM (LiyEm)

16 The Dreamers are leaving? Whatever shall we do?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2018 01:37 PM (vtcmf)

17 10: It's all bullshit, where are they going to find freebies and have their crimes pardoned to prevent deportation? In Mexico? hahahah

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 01:38 PM (5gaNQ)

18 Well.... bye.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 08, 2018 01:38 PM (3BFzK)

19 @2. I guess Mitt Romney was right after all.

Posted by: pep at February 08, 2018 01:38 PM (zlWn4)

20 Before you go, you will blow me!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 01:38 PM (+1EJs)

21 Sheriff Bart just took hisself hostage.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 08, 2018 01:38 PM (2thY3)

22 There's a hobo in my basement - he's threatening to leave if I don't give him more of my house, food, and water. He's also threatening to take his family - one of which I paid for their schooling.

what to do, what to do

Posted by: Batterup at February 08, 2018 01:38 PM (txYuS)

23 Where's the meme from Tombstone again?

Well... bye

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 01:38 PM (39g3+)

24 Will it be mandatory for me to say BYE?

Posted by: Bill R. at February 08, 2018 01:38 PM (IuYIh)

25 Garafollo signs for $137.5M with 49ers. Kirk Cousins' agent gets wood.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 01:38 PM (YV+SU)

26 Doe this mean that the price of asparagus is gonna skyrocket?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2018 01:39 PM (EyPfd)

27 Closing time
You don't have to go home but you can't stay here

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2018 01:39 PM (aVYsC)

28 It's as if Sheriff Bart were Chicano. "Stay back! Or the wetback gets it!"

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:39 PM (NWiLs)

29 Finally the "nightmarers" do something FOR America's good.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 08, 2018 01:39 PM (3BFzK)

30 This calls for a protest march and parade with pink taco hats.

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2018 01:39 PM (bJ0w+)

31 Can they also carry a Somalian under each arm when they go?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 01:39 PM (4CCz5)

32 They're threatening to leave if they can't stay. Well okay then

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2018 01:39 PM (pWy7c)

33 Bon voyajee! Alllohaa! So long!

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at February 08, 2018 01:39 PM (RD7QR)

34 Bye.. Don't let La Puerta hit you on the way out

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2018 01:39 PM (O2RFr)

35 Can you put your hands in your head oh no!

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at February 08, 2018 01:39 PM (hdAFe)

36 They could self-deport to W's Crawford ranch. I'm sure he wouldn't mind a million or so people setting up tents in the back forty. Call it The Acres of Love.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 01:40 PM (r9UYA)

37
If they use amazon prime, they can self deport in 2 days.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 01:40 PM (r+sAi)

38 22 There's a hobo in my basement - he's threatening to leave if I don't give him more of my house, food, and water. He's also threatening to take his family - one of which I paid for their schooling.

what to do, what to do
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Do what Aztecs would do to you - cut his heart out, skin him and walk about wearing his skin while praising SMOD.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 01:40 PM (YV+SU)

39 Its almost like hanging the false hope of amnesty for South American Dreamers brought trainloads of them into he US and once the false/illegal promise of amnesty evaporated it was all "Aw shit lets go home".

Life is hard. Don't be stupid.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2018 01:40 PM (ymnmz)

40 No problem, get the fuck out.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 08, 2018 01:40 PM (aMlLZ)

41 CNN: These "Dreamers" Are Threatening to Leave America if They Don't Get Their Amnesty

Oh no, don't do that. Where will we find the gang members? What'll we do when educational results skyrocket?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 01:40 PM (c/H//)

42 If they use amazon prime, they can self deport in 2 days.

Dang... soda through the nose

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2018 01:40 PM (O2RFr)

43 And this is a loss how?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2018 01:40 PM (vg8iE)

44 I shouldn't be laughing at the riff but .....

Anyway, CNN is so tone deaf that they think we actually give a rat ass if they "threatened" to go back home. AS I've seen before "Well...bye" - Curly Bill

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 08, 2018 01:40 PM (suO/a)

45 But... Where will I get my Chiclets?

Posted by: pep at February 08, 2018 01:41 PM (zlWn4)

46 Hey, whatever happened to all the Hollywood celebs who also threatened to leave if Trump won?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 08, 2018 01:41 PM (so+oy)

47 MMGA - Make Mexico Great Again

Vayan con Dios.

Posted by: some guy at February 08, 2018 01:41 PM (EyFCU)

48 They can stay at Pelosi's Winery.

Plenty of room

Good shade coverage.

Hell, least she could do.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2018 01:41 PM (EyPfd)

49 I'll even pack them a bag lunch to take with them. Ciao!

Posted by: bluebell at February 08, 2018 01:41 PM (kNasr)

50 Cue the Clash......

Posted by: JoeF. at February 08, 2018 01:41 PM (7uYFy)

51 32 They're threatening to leave if they can't stay. Well okay then
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Well only if they have a tantrum and call us racists and such. Let's make this break permanent.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 01:41 PM (YV+SU)

52 So the Dreamers would actually be fulfilling OUR dreams.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 08, 2018 01:41 PM (7ZVPa)

53 They damn well better not take the asparagus with them.

Posted by: Russian Bots at February 08, 2018 01:41 PM (vtcmf)

54 This is no laughing matter! Angelina Jolie may have to do her own gardening!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 08, 2018 01:41 PM (+y/Ru)

55 48
They can stay at Pelosi's Winery.

They are already there...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2018 01:42 PM (O2RFr)

56 I'll sponsor a Bluebird bus to get them the fuck out.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 08, 2018 01:42 PM (3BFzK)

57 How can we miss you if you don't go away?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rW9-FOLG-iA

Bye!

Posted by: fluffy at February 08, 2018 01:42 PM (cHbmY)

58 BREAKING : CNN's Don Lemmon Threatens Holds Breath, Possibly To The Point of Consciousness, Until Amnesty Passes

Posted by: tihs is CNN at February 08, 2018 01:42 PM (5j7K1)

59 Self-deport. And they said it couldn't happen.

Posted by: Dang at February 08, 2018 01:42 PM (8b+oT)

60 BREAKING NEWS FROM NBC:

Audio tape of Trump talking about "grabbing pussy!"

Posted by: Katy Turred at February 08, 2018 01:42 PM (398bZ)

61 Can they take all the scumbag politicians who want them to stay with them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 08, 2018 01:42 PM (pWy7c)

62 I'm running away! I mean it!

Posted by: Pouty 4yo at February 08, 2018 01:42 PM (hdAFe)

63 Please don't throw us in that briar patch!

Posted by: America at February 08, 2018 01:43 PM (Dp6qK)

64 I'm just mystified at the sense of self importance that would lead someone to think that would matter. You're leaving? Ok then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 01:43 PM (39g3+)

65 Let me help you pack your bags

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2018 01:43 PM (O2RFr)

66 Don't throw me into that briar patch!


Is there a GoFundMe to help defray the moving expenses? Because, hey, I'll chip in some of my Trump Bump for that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Totally the most innocentest. Hopping all around. at February 08, 2018 01:43 PM (mf5HN)

67 Oh Dreamers!!!

I'll hide a couple of you under my belly flap.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 08, 2018 01:43 PM (3BFzK)

68 >>> Cue the Clash......

Jimmy Jazz?

Posted by: fluffy at February 08, 2018 01:43 PM (cHbmY)

69 Bye Felicia!

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2018 01:43 PM (sjdRT)

70 Adios. GTFO.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 01:43 PM (+1EJs)

71 i've never laughed harder at a post than this one.

Posted by: so *not* a Russian Bot at February 08, 2018 01:43 PM (168MX)

72 And do you know what happened to the Man who got everything that he wished for???

He lived happily ever after....

Posted by: Willy Wonka at February 08, 2018 01:44 PM (NgKpN)

73 You mean even the little shits holding the "DEPORT RACISM" signs while they're flipping me off are going to leave the country?

Nice. There's the door.

Posted by: Dang at February 08, 2018 01:44 PM (8b+oT)

74 I am going to not rape you if you don't let me rape-rape you

Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 08, 2018 01:44 PM (txYuS)

75 I'm glad we cleared up that little misunderstanding.

You are free to go.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 08, 2018 01:44 PM (7ZVPa)

76 If they go, who's going to kill all our NFL players now? (too soon?)

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 01:44 PM (+1EJs)

77 It's the scene from The Jerk again.

Amazing how many things that old movie scene fits.

I don't need anything! I need this. These burritos and these tacos and my remittance and that's all I need....

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2018 01:44 PM (4ErVI)

78 you'd think CNN would totally get the 'abort' signal as they have been on board with that since their inception.

but i guess that's only meant for 'certain folks'

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 01:44 PM (Z8j2x)

79 Huevos Rancheros Amigos. Happy Trails To You.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 01:44 PM (YV+SU)

80 64 I'm just mystified at the sense of self importance that would lead someone to think that would matter. You're leaving? Ok then.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 01:43 PM (39g3+)

Like that op-ed we saw in the past week or so - the illegal fucking off home to Mexico or wherever and moaning how the US would be all the poorer for it?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:44 PM (NWiLs)

81 https://youtu.be/kj54jgh1ptc

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at February 08, 2018 01:45 PM (RD7QR)

82 Oh, and please take your parents with you.

Kthxbye!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 01:45 PM (W+vEI)

83 pfffft... can I have your stuff?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 08, 2018 01:45 PM (8SR1L)

84 The Dreamers are leaving? Whatever shall we do?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2018 01:37 PM

Sign up all progressive college students to pick the lettuce. You get one college credit for every three months in the field.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at February 08, 2018 01:45 PM (2NqXo)

85 "They are already there..."

Anybody notify ICE?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2018 01:45 PM (EyPfd)

86 Yeah Insomniac, same thing.

I know that my significance in the world is so miniscule that maybe 5 people would even notice if I was gone. I cannot even begin to understand someone who'd think the whole country would care if I left. I don't even care of Cake Girl left the country.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 01:45 PM (39g3+)

87 Nice. There's the door.

La Puerta! The little dears don't speaka the Englisha

Posted by: It's me donna at February 08, 2018 01:45 PM (O2RFr)

88 But, but, but I thought dreamers couldn't go back home because they have no connection to home.

Possibly, maybe, perhaps, that line is a crock.

Posted by: all doubt removed at February 08, 2018 01:45 PM (xj0OI)

89 anyway, i'm sorry illegals want to split. not, however i gladly welcome all those that spent Thousands of dollars (their own) and wanted to be an american !

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 01:46 PM (Z8j2x)

90 Like that op-ed we saw in the past week or so - the
illegal fucking off home to Mexico or wherever and moaning how the US
would be all the poorer for it?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:44 PM (NWiLs)
not only an illegal but a journalist! we got lucky!!

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 01:46 PM (a0IVu)

91 Clearly, there is no urgent issue then.

They want to leave, we want them to leave.

Do they need help with bus fare, or something?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 08, 2018 01:46 PM (7ZVPa)

92 Yeah, this is like that scene in "Blazing Saddles" where Cleveon Little is threatening to blow his own head off with a six-shooter.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 08, 2018 01:46 PM (edacE)

93 Pack up all my cares and woes
Feeling low here I go
Bye, bye brownbird

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 08, 2018 01:46 PM (+y/Ru)

94
I'm gonna stop stealing from you if you don't give me everything.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 01:46 PM (r+sAi)

95 19 @2. I guess Mitt Romney was right after all.
Posted by: pep at February 08, 2018 01:38 PM (zlWn4)


He was right about Russia being our main geopolitical foe, too. And the Magic Negro, aka Shit Midas, mocked him for it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 01:46 PM (c/H//)

96 Maybe they should go to Malibu and think about it for a few months.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 01:46 PM (YV+SU)

97 Sign up all progressive college students to pick the lettuce. You get one college credit for every three months in the field.

Its this new program. For each palate of lettuce you pick, you get a coupon for $5 off your college tuition, in a special art print that looks exactly like a $5 bill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 01:47 PM (39g3+)

98 I don't even care of Cake Girl left the country.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 01:45 PM (39g3+)

*backhands*
Snap out if it, man! You're talking crazy!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:47 PM (NWiLs)

99 I like my salad tossed!

Posted by: Progressive College Student at February 08, 2018 01:47 PM (KnK6d)

100 "But, but, but I thought dreamers couldn't go back home because they have no connection to home. "

Seems like lots of them are connected right through Western Union.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2018 01:47 PM (EyPfd)

101 this is like those flying imams who threatened to boycott some airline.

talk about a self-solving problem

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at February 08, 2018 01:47 PM (RKQ/v)

102 Who will man all the shadows?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 01:47 PM (YV+SU)

103 Meanwhile, the Treasurer of Mexico is standing at an open window, contemplating the drop.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 08, 2018 01:47 PM (7ZVPa)

104 Daniela claims she will close her business, leave work and school.

She owns a business, has a job AND is studying?

Pretty busy. That's amazing. How does she ever find the time for her military service and cancer research? I feel like such an unmotivated failure.

Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2018 01:47 PM (MxEKc)

105 They can all leave today and give me the best 29th birthday gift I could ever get.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 08, 2018 01:47 PM (/o9Qk)

106 "Is there a GoFundMe to help defray the moving expenses? Because, hey, I'll chip in some of my Trump Bump for that."

I've wondered about that. If an illegal resists deportation, it's probably a quite expensive legal process to get them out. Maybe we should offer something like a relocation allowance to encourage them to just leave.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 08, 2018 01:47 PM (398bZ)

107 Dumb assembly required.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 08, 2018 01:47 PM (ks6bw)

108 90 Like that op-ed we saw in the past week or so - the
illegal fucking off home to Mexico or wherever and moaning how the US would be all the poorer for it?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:44 PM (NWiLs)
not only an illegal but a journalist! we got lucky!!
Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 01:46 PM (a0IVu)


I think we'd somehow struggle on without him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 01:48 PM (c/H//)

109 Like the day without mexicans?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 08, 2018 01:48 PM (rdl6o)

110 102 Who will man all the shadows?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 01:47 PM (YV+SU)

I'll do it for $50 an hour.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:48 PM (NWiLs)

111 3 - Things I learned in the Army:

Don't make a threat you're not prepared to carry out.

Doing what your opponent asks makes a lousy threat.

The orange kool-aide tastes like shit.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 01:48 PM (hUqh+)

112 >98
I don't even care of Cake Girl left the country.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 01:45 PM (39g3+)<



Um What??

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2018 01:48 PM (sjdRT)

113 They must all go back. Even the Irish.

Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 01:48 PM (touVE)

114 They can all leave today and give me the best 29th birthday gift I could ever get.

Its your birthday? If I'd have known it I'd have baked you a Diablo III cake and worn just an apron to deliver it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 01:48 PM (39g3+)

115 Just think, e coli free lettuce and avocados are just around the corner.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 01:48 PM (r9UYA)

116 Happy Trails, to you....
We'll never meet again...
Happy Trails to you...
Green Cards, I, will rend....

Posted by: Willy Wonka at February 08, 2018 01:49 PM (NgKpN)

117 *Large wave goodbye*

Take care back in your home country.

And champ, make it better using what you learned in America.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2018 01:49 PM (hyuyC)

118 But my Grandson wants to have brown skin like the gadrners son, I mean his friend Jose

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi insulting the entire meican constuancy without even knowing it at February 08, 2018 01:49 PM (O2RFr)

119 When I came home for lunch, I told Mrs Meanie that the market would bottom out when the DJIA was off by -666. I should listen to Uncle Satan more often.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 08, 2018 01:49 PM (hqZPQ)

120 109 Like the day without mexicans?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at February 08, 2018 01:48 PM (rdl6o)

Yup. That must have inconvenienced some people for, what, at least 5 minutes! Oh no!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2018 01:49 PM (RD7QR)

121 Do they need help with bus fare, or something?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 08, 2018 01:46 PM (7ZVPa)

Of course they do.They're leaving because we wouldn't give them the money they needed to apply for citizenship. and then they had to fill out the forms themselves too. How could we expect that of them? We must be racist.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 01:49 PM (4CCz5)

122 In a somewhat related story, the International Society of Hijackers announced that unless they get better food during hostage negotiations, they will refuse to hijack commercial aircraft.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 08, 2018 01:49 PM (7ZVPa)

123 111 3 - Things I learned in the Army:

Don't make a threat you're not prepared to carry out.

Doing what your opponent asks makes a lousy threat.

The orange kool-aide tastes like shit.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 01:48 PM (hUqh+)

Isn't it Isotonic Beverage Base Powder, Orange Flavor?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:49 PM (NWiLs)

124 113 They must all go back. Even the Irish.

Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 01:48 PM (touVE)

~~~

Especially the Irish.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 01:49 PM (hUqh+)

125 Snap out if it, man! You're talking crazy!

Meh. All we get of her is pictures anyway, she can post those from Zimbabwe for all I care.

Happy Birthday to Dangergirl!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 01:49 PM (39g3+)

126 Daniela claims she will close her business, leave work and school.

---

Thank God. Maybe some of us won't have to worry about our identities being stolen or the taxes you're not paying.

F*ck you you fraud-ridden criminal.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 08, 2018 01:50 PM (ks6bw)

127
Damn, now I'll have to buy a .25 cent bag of lettuce seeds. Then sprinkle them on the ground.

Posted by: Blessed Bollard - Destroyer of Presidential Candidates at February 08, 2018 01:50 PM (2FqvZ)

128 Err, test?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 01:50 PM (UCeQo)

129 So ~ did I miss a memo? didn't the Leftards/MSM/Dem jerk wads just get done, over the last few years, telling us that these people were desperate to escape the oppression and horrors of their homelands and that to send them back to their countries of origin was tantamount to a death sentence?

****checks through memo file ***

Nope can't seem to find that memo anywhere.

Do these f*cktards even begin to see their own hypocrisy?

Posted by: Publius Redux at February 08, 2018 01:50 PM (0YSzp)

130 128 Err, test?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 08, 2018 01:50 PM (UCeQo)

Yes, but you haven't been to class all semester. And where on earth are your pants?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:50 PM (NWiLs)

131 All these foreign dreamers would be happy with a right to stay but no voting rights. Only the Dem apparatchiks demand they all vote ... they will even vote for them, they're just that nice.

But most dreamers also would accept a bus ticket and $5000 handed to them in cash at the border of their homeland, with agreement they Make Mexico Great Again. We could even throw in a free sombrero as we sing adios to them. Well worth the money.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM (bT8Z4)

132 It's a bold strategy Cotton!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM (wGbBR)

133 111 3 - Things I learned in the Army:

Don't make a threat you're not prepared to carry out.

Doing what your opponent asks makes a lousy threat.

The orange kool-aide tastes like shit.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead
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Hurry up and wait...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM (8SR1L)

134 The only way this would be even better is if they're activists.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM (4ErVI)

135 But who will be celebrating Cinque de Mayo then?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM (EyPfd)

136 Adios mother fuckers.

Posted by: Corporate Jet Driver at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM (2ThGL)

137 Let me clue you into a little secret from my experiences picking veggies one year.

Those hard working migrant workers (and its no lie they work like methed up ants, super hard workers) have no sense of hygiene. They don't use toilet paper. Why use paper when a hand is right there to use?

Then they pick your veggies.

I'm not even joking. Always wash them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM (39g3+)

138
Come back, Manuel !
Come back!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM (5j7K1)

139 How long do you think it would take to exterminate MS13?

2 weeks?

Posted by: nip at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM (ECLaL)

140 Dreamers leaving...American unemployment at record lows.

Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM (0tfLf)

141 Let's shitcan the pseudo holiday Cinco de Mayo while we're at it.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM (r9UYA)

142 I liked W better when he was quiet. Go cut some brush W. OR go take in a bunch of illegals to live at your place.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM (+1EJs)

143 Its your birthday? If I'd have known it I'd have baked you a Diablo III cake and worn just an apron to deliver it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 01:48 PM (39g3+)


It is! And that would have been...uh...nice? Shall we call you cakeboy?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 08, 2018 01:52 PM (/o9Qk)

144 132 It's a bold strategy Cotton!
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM (wGbBR)

Right you are, Pepper.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:52 PM (NWiLs)

145 These Wet-Dreamers threatening to leave are the equivalent of Sheriff Bart holding a gun to his own head.

The GOPe is the equivalent of the townspeople saying "won't somebody help that poor man" and dropping their guns.

Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2018 01:52 PM (eh0Va)

146 Here is Cake Girl. She is NOT leaving this country. https://tinyurl.com/yagotlsn

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2018 01:52 PM (sjdRT)

147
Like the tenth time an F-16 or two has flown over my head the past half hour. Hopefully they'll be singing the National Anthem as they fly over the Eagles parade.

Posted by: Blessed Bollard - Destroyer of Presidential Candidates at February 08, 2018 01:52 PM (2FqvZ)

148 But who will do all of the jobs that Americans won't do????!!!!

Adios, cargadores gratis

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 01:52 PM (oiNtH)

149 @89, judging by the number of Mexican flags on cars and apartment windows in my neighborhood in Dallas, I don't think there's a groundswell of Mexicans yearning to be American. I think they just like our stuff. (Judging by how much the stole from my last garage sale and also how much they shortchanged me when they paid out in singles. YES, I AM BITTER.)

Posted by: sunny-dee at February 08, 2018 01:52 PM (QAOZh)

150
This is like Sophie's Choice, except where you don't like either of the kids and are actually ready to shed them both.







Go ahead, kill my sons. For do I not possess the means to make MORE sons?

*flashes crotch at enemies*

Posted by: Zombie Caterina Sforza at February 08, 2018 01:52 PM (eXA4G)

151 Isn't it Isotonic Beverage Base Powder, Orange Flavor?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:49 PM (NWiLs)

~~~

Even the mess hall cockroaches at Fort Sill wouldn't drink it.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 01:52 PM (hUqh+)

152 The orange kool-aide tastes like shit.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 01:48 PM (hUqh+)

Isn't it Isotonic Beverage Base Powder, Orange Flavor?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:49 PM (NWiLs)

but the orange cool aid is pretty good metal polisher!

Posted by: Don Q, US Navy, Ret. at February 08, 2018 01:52 PM (NgKpN)

153 Let's shitcan the pseudo holiday Cinco de Mayo while we're at it.
Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM

And lose BOGO margaritas? Let's not get crazy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 01:52 PM (+1EJs)

154 It is! And that would have been...uh...nice? Shall we call you cakeboy?


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 08, 2018 01:52 PM (/o9Qk)
Happy Birthday!

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 01:53 PM (a0IVu)

155 But most dreamers also would accept a bus ticket and $5000 handed to them in cash at the border of their homeland, with agreement they Make Mexico Great Again. We could even throw in a free sombrero as we sing adios to them. Well worth the money.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM (bT8Z4)

but they wouldn't the Mexican govt, would tell them to go back and retrieve another and another 5 k and split it with them.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 01:53 PM (Z8j2x)

156 I'm thinking we could do it as a parade. Exodus with a cheering section.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2018 01:53 PM (0ogQG)

157 But who will be celebrating Cinque de Mayo then?

"Everyone if we have any say in it"
--Budweiser

And that would have been...uh...nice? Shall we call you cakeboy?

Well... I'm not nearly as easy on the eyes as Cake Girl, but I was trying to come up with an equivalent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 01:53 PM (39g3+)

158
$15 Lettuce!

Per head!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at February 08, 2018 01:53 PM (5j7K1)

159 133 111 3 - Things I learned in the Army:

Don't make a threat you're not prepared to carry out.

Doing what your opponent asks makes a lousy threat.

The orange kool-aide tastes like shit.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead
-------
Hurry up and wait...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 08, 2018



Tracers work both ways.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 01:53 PM (0tfLf)

160 Daniela claims she will close her business, leave work and school. ...

What's her business selling flowers on a highway off ramp?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 08, 2018 01:53 PM (aVYsC)

161 146 Here is Cake Girl. She is NOT leaving this country. https://tinyurl.com/yagotlsn
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2018 01:52 PM (sjdRT)

I hate you, Ryan. I hate your fucking lucky guts.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:53 PM (NWiLs)

162 Make Mexico Great Again

Again?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 01:53 PM (c/H//)

163
Message to ICE: there's Daniela right over there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 01:53 PM (r+sAi)

164 Like the tenth time an F-16 or two has flown over my head the past half hour. Hopefully they'll be singing the National Anthem as they fly over the Eagles parade.

Posted by: Blessed Bollard -

Hopefully the Emergency Manager in your county won't alert everyone to a bombing raid.

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 01:53 PM (oiNtH)

165 judging by the number of Mexican flags on cars and
apartment windows in my neighborhood in Dallas, I don't think there's a
groundswell of Mexicans yearning to be American.

---

One can't help but notice the "response" to the Dreamers Who Have No Other Home after the SOTU was in Spanish.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 08, 2018 01:54 PM (ks6bw)

166 Does anyone at CNN have an IQ North of 40? Do they not realize how American citizens will react to this "threat"?

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 01:54 PM (oiNtH)

167 139 How long do you think it would take to exterminate MS13?

2 weeks?

Posted by: nip at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM (ECLaL)

Like using military teams to hunt them down and eradicate them.

You'd have to gather a lot of intelligence and have a good working knowledge of the entire organization. You'd also do well to put associates on the list or it'll be back.

There will be collateral damage as well.

It would take some time if you want to get it all root and branch.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2018 01:54 PM (4ErVI)

168 151 Isn't it Isotonic Beverage Base Powder, Orange Flavor?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:49 PM (NWiLs)

~~~

Even the mess hall cockroaches at Fort Sill wouldn't drink it.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 01:52 PM (hUqh+)

But it has electrolytes!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:54 PM (NWiLs)

169 Do we need to put up a Go Fund Me Site?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 01:54 PM (YV+SU)

170 Oh please don't throw me in the briar patch, Bre'r Dreamer!

Posted by: DocJ at February 08, 2018 01:54 PM (NYS7S)

171 Also the Gene Wilder version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," no.. dont ...stop."

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at February 08, 2018 01:55 PM (hdAFe)

172 I'm only half Irish.
But I'm not all here anyway.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 08, 2018 01:55 PM (xBSm0)

173 Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 08, 2018

Tracers work both ways.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 01:53 PM (0tfLf)

Don't share a foxhole with anyone braver than you.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 01:55 PM (hUqh+)

174 Isn't it Isotonic Beverage Base Powder, Orange Flavor?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:49 PM (NWiLs)


Let's get this onto a tray! Allright! Cool!

Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 08, 2018 01:55 PM (yzxic)

175 166
Does anyone at CNN have an IQ North of 40? Do they not realize how American citizens will react to this "threat"?

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 01:54 PM (oiNtH)
Don't think so...this morning they were crowing that up to 60 russians were expected to attend the prayer breakfast meeting...collusion!!!!!

Posted by: IC at February 08, 2018 01:55 PM (a0IVu)

176 "but the orange cool aid is pretty good metal polisher!"

Damn straight!!!

Soak fire nozzle for ten minutes, rinse.

Shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.




But, drink that shit?

Hell no.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2018 01:55 PM (EyPfd)

177 174 Isn't it Isotonic Beverage Base Powder, Orange Flavor?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:49 PM (NWiLs)

Let's get this onto a tray! Allright! Cool!
Posted by: Bert G aka Country Singer at February 08, 2018 01:55 PM (yzxic)

Nice!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:55 PM (NWiLs)

178 Is that a promise, Dreamers?




No taking it back like the libs did when the promised to leave the country if Trump was elected.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 01:55 PM (SrkNc)

179 None of the Mexicans I work with want to be citizens. They are all interested in sucking as much money as they can from the economy and sending it back home, where they're building a nice house to move into when they've made enough US dinero.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 08, 2018 01:55 PM (/o9Qk)

180 while we laugh at how ridiculous this is. I would like to add, i'd be on board with latinos Taking their country back from their despots that Make them go into rivers and across deserts with their loved ones to profit themselves.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 01:55 PM (Z8j2x)

181 Cake Girl has set a standard for feminine awesomeness that has rippled across the land and made us all the richer for it. A National Treasure she is

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 08, 2018 01:55 PM (n+6mJ)

182 Hey, did Joe Kennedy wipe the cum of his mouth yet?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 01:56 PM (YV+SU)

183 159 133 111 3 - Things I learned in the Army:

Don't make a threat you're not prepared to carry out.

Doing what your opponent asks makes a lousy threat.

The orange kool-aide tastes like shit.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead
-------
Hurry up and wait...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 08, 2018


Tracers work both ways.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 01:53 PM (0tfLf)

And something I wish the GOPe and Never Trumpers would learn...

Friendly Fire? Isn't!

Posted by: Don Q, US Navy, Ret. at February 08, 2018 01:56 PM (NgKpN)

184 not 'themselves-themselves, but our racketeers on both sides of the boarders.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 01:56 PM (Z8j2x)

185 And that would have been...uh...nice? Shall we call you cakeboy?

Well... I'm not nearly as easy on the eyes as Cake Girl, but I was trying to come up with an equivalent.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 01:53 PM (39g3+)

Yeaaah, you really don't want to be known as cakeboy.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:56 PM (NWiLs)

186 We can soon leave our hotel rooms without the fear the maid will scrub out her vag with our toothbrush because - gringo.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 01:56 PM (r9UYA)

187 Feliz cumpleaņos DangerGirl! Have mucho cervezas or margaritas to celebrate

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 01:57 PM (oiNtH)

188 More bad news: EPA employees are threatening to quit their jobs. if Trump doesn't sign onto the Paris Climate Treaty.

Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2018 01:57 PM (MxEKc)

189 Even the mess hall cockroaches at Fort Sill wouldn't drink it.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 01:52 PM (hUqh+)

But it has electrolytes!
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:54 PM (NWiLs)

~~~

I don't care if its what plants crave. I wouldn't drink it to take the taste of a cockroach out of my mouth.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 01:57 PM (hUqh+)

190 OT (mainly because I hate DREAMERS): But why exactly is McConnell making budget deals with Schumer at PRECISELY the point where all of the leverage is trending for us (the drip drip drip on this investigation, the DACA deadline is coming up, they are losing the immigration debate overall, etc.).

Why negotiate such an awful terrible deal with someone who is in such a poor position? I know the answer since it is McConnell and the Gopes, but still. This needs to be addressed.

I am completely on board for 2020 or whenever McConnell is up for reelection. I will move to KY and run myself if I have to in order to defeat that back-stabbing, stupid son of a bitch.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 08, 2018 01:57 PM (a+WIL)

191 "Yeaaah, you really don't want to be known as cakeboy."

Don't judge.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2018 01:57 PM (EyPfd)

192 Ace, that was hilarious (I denounce myself) - just what I needed. After all the whining/emotional bullying/bullshit, it hit the spot. Thanks.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 08, 2018 01:57 PM (/qEW2)

193 >181
Cake Girl has set a standard for feminine awesomeness that has rippled
across the land and made us all the richer for it. A National Treasure
she is

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 08, 2018 01:55 PM (n+6mJ)<

I started humming the Battle Hymn of the Republic as I read your post.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2018 01:57 PM (sjdRT)

194 179 None of the Mexicans I work with want to be citizens. They are all interested in sucking as much money as they can from the economy and sending it back home, where they're building a nice house to move into when they've made enough US dinero.
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They also want a big shiny truck and a wide screen TV before they leave. What's the Cost Benefit of offering all of the above for departure versus our annual social costs they consume?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 01:57 PM (YV+SU)

195 Caterina Sforza- what a pistol. "I bend my knee to no man, unless I choose to."

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 08, 2018 01:57 PM (suO/a)

196 lotsa Mex hate here today(day ends in Y right) .. I know... I know .. I'll hit the HOT AIR button myself.

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 01:57 PM (kxbgi)

197 More bad news: EPA employees are threatening to quit their jobs. if Trump doesn't sign onto the Paris Climate Treaty.

Still not tired of winning

Posted by: DocJ at February 08, 2018 01:58 PM (NYS7S)

198 I'd love to see an estimate on how much cheaper auto insurance would be after the Dreamers and their families show us how much we'll miss them.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 08, 2018 01:58 PM (ks6bw)

199 188 More bad news: EPA employees are threatening to quit their jobs. if Trump doesn't sign onto the Paris Climate Treaty.
Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2018 01:57 PM (MxEKc)

No. Stop. Don't.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:58 PM (NWiLs)

200 Sad to hear there's any military support to any stupid NFL-related activity. That's one thing Trump should have nixed pronto. Only thing, really, the feds have to offer/deny. Oh well.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2018 01:58 PM (QDnY+)

201 196 lotsa Mex hate here today(day ends in Y right) .. I know... I know .. I'll hit the HOT AIR button myself.
Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 01:57 PM (kxbgi)

The remaining 3/8 of you can stay.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:58 PM (NWiLs)

202 Did my taxes. I'm paying nearly $10,000. You'd think that would pony up for a few bus rides south. I'm good with that.

Bus ride is cheaper than Medicaid, welfare, Section 8 and food stamps.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 01:58 PM (7UW64)

203 197
More bad news: EPA employees are threatening to quit their jobs. if Trump doesn't sign onto the Paris Climate Treaty.

Bye, bye

Posted by: at February 08, 2018 01:58 PM (O2RFr)

204 179 None of the Mexicans I work with want to be citizens. They are all interested in sucking as much money as they can from the economy and sending it back home, where they're building a nice house to move into when they've made enough US dinero.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 08, 2018 01:55 PM (/o9Qk)


Fun fact: apparently you cannot legally own property in Mexico unless you're a Mexican citizen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 01:58 PM (c/H//)

205
You'd have to gather a lot of intelligence and have a good working knowledge of the entire organization. You'd also do well to put associates on the list or it'll be back.

There will be collateral damage as well.

It would take some time if you want to get it all root and branch.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2018 01:54 PM (4ErVI)

I was ordered at one point to NOT get any tattoos... because they were easily identifiable often publically visible CULTURAL marks...

Posted by: Don Q, US Navy, Ret. at February 08, 2018 01:58 PM (NgKpN)

206 188 More bad news: EPA employees are threatening to quit their jobs. if Trump doesn't sign onto the Paris Climate Treaty.
-------------------------
Sweet. Maybe the fatgirls with hats will threaten a march, too?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 01:58 PM (YV+SU)

207 I'll be glad to make a donation to the wall so we can keep their asses out

Posted by: CN at February 08, 2018 01:36 PM (5gaNQ)

That is what I have been saying. Congress should appropriate money but they haven't so... crowd source that bad boy.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 01:59 PM (SrkNc)

208 Did anybody else see that asshat who was dressed like the Frito Bandito on Tucker's show last night?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 08, 2018 01:59 PM (ZM2xo)

209 This just in: Democrats say if they don't get their way they'll boycott the next election.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 01:59 PM (c/H//)

210 Happy birthday, DangerGirl! Here's some mace in case cakeboy shows up!

Posted by: pookysgirl at February 08, 2018 01:59 PM (XKZwp)

211 More bad news: EPA employees are threatening to quit their jobs. if Trump doesn't sign onto the Paris Climate Treaty.

I'm not sure I can take much more of this.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 08, 2018 01:59 PM (vtcmf)

212 http://bit.ly/2FW3c9q
---
The 'Hot Coil Challenge' Is The Newest, Dumbest Way People Are Scarring Themselves For Life
---
Litterally The Stupid, It BURNS

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 01:59 PM (y3aQB)

213 176
... Shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
---
How'd the diamond get in the goat's... hey, wait a minute - nevermind...

*takes three steps back, turns and runs wildly away*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 08, 2018 01:59 PM (8SR1L)

214 "Please don't throw me in that briar patch."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 08, 2018 01:59 PM (xJa6I)

215 "Cake Girl has set a standard for feminine awesomeness that has rippled across the land and made us all the richer for it. A National Treasure she is"

She ain't all that.

Posted by: Tri-Corner Hat Babe at February 08, 2018 01:59 PM (398bZ)

216 lotsa Mex hate here today(day ends in Y right) .. I know... I know .. I'll hit the HOT AIR button myself.

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 01:57 PM (kxbgi)


--

Nope. Just illegals, which the (D)s proclaimed as all Hispanic when they gave their post-SOTU response in Spanish.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 08, 2018 02:00 PM (ks6bw)

217 Fun fact: apparently you cannot legally own property in Mexico unless you're a Mexican citizen.
------------------
Another Fun Fact - you can't own waterfront property in Canada unless you're a Canadian citizen. Maybe this open borders thingy is a one way street?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 02:00 PM (YV+SU)

218 Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:58 PM (NWiLs)

Thank you Sad Sack.

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 02:00 PM (kxbgi)

219 201
196 lotsa Mex hate here today(day ends in Y right) .. I know... I know .. I'll hit the HOT AIR button myself.

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 01:57 PM

Nope, no "hate" just anger... Come to CA. and see what has happened to our schools, hospitals, and neighborhoods... Then we'll talk

Posted by: at February 08, 2018 02:00 PM (O2RFr)

220 Self.

Deport.


Winning!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2018 02:00 PM (ATVNj)

221 Cake Girl has set a standard for feminine awesomeness that has rippled across the land and made us all the richer for it. A National Treasure she is

When she grows up, she's Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Equestrian lady horsewhipping an animal rights activist.

EPA employees are threatening to quit their jobs. if Trump doesn't sign onto the Paris Climate Treaty.

Wouldn't that just be a tragedy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:00 PM (39g3+)

222 Fox News
@FoxNews
.@NancyPelosi: "This was such a proud day for me because when my grandson blew out the candles on his cake, they said, 'Did you make a wish?'... He said, 'I wish I had brown skin and brown eyes like Antonio.' So beautiful, so beautiful. The beauty is in the mix."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 08, 2018 02:00 PM (+y/Ru)

223 Oh dear Lord! Omarosa opens up about what is going on in the White House On Tonights Celebrity Big Brother!!!!! This has to be an op. Preview. lulz.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4bvu4_L-xmM

Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 02:00 PM (touVE)

224
183 159 133 111 3 - Things I learned in the Army:

Don't make a threat you're not prepared to carry out.

Doing what your opponent asks makes a lousy threat.

The orange kool-aide tastes like shit.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead
-------
Hurry up and wait...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 08, 2018


Tracers work both ways.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 01:53 PM (0tfLf)

And something I wish the GOPe and Never Trumpers would learn...

Friendly Fire? Isn't!
Posted by: Don Q, US Navy, Ret. at February 08, 2018 01:56 PM (NgKpN)







Once the pin is pulled, Mr Grenade is NOT your friend.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2018 02:00 PM (eXA4G)

225 Eli, the House may save the day (with the idiot Dems and the HFC balking at the deal for obviously opposite reasons). But Trump has already blessed it. We'll see.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2018 02:00 PM (QDnY+)

226 196 lotsa Mex hate here today(day ends in Y right) .. I know... I know .. I'll hit the HOT AIR button myself.

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 01:57 PM (kxbgi)



You know how I know you're a troll? Because you think its about Mexicans when its about illegals.

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2018 02:00 PM (cAnNx)

227 >Posted by: Tri-Corner Hat Babe at February 08, 2018 01:59 PM (398bZ)<



OMG! Wasn't she in a college Republican group at Purdue or something? I cannot find her pic.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2018 02:01 PM (sjdRT)

228 216. But we're agreed - no Irish.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 02:01 PM (fA1SL)

229 I'm hoping Jim Acosta quits unless Sarah Sanders starts treating him with the respect due a Top News Man.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Popcorn Hoarder at February 08, 2018 02:01 PM (ylUqT)

230 Sad to hear there's any military support to any stupid NFL-related activity. That's one thing Trump should have nixed pronto. Only thing, really, the feds have to offer/deny. Oh well.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2018 01:58 PM


Yeah, but there's no need to punish a couple million fans who waited over sixty years for today.

This is a bigger event for Philly then when the Pope ( a good one ) visited.

Posted by: Blessed Bollard - Destroyer of Presidential Candidates at February 08, 2018 02:01 PM (2FqvZ)

231 lotsa Mex hate here today

If you cannot grok the difference between animosity toward Mexicans and animosity toward illegals.... you just might be a Democrat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:01 PM (39g3+)

232 223
Oh dear Lord! Omarosa opens up about what is going on in the White House
On Tonights Celebrity Big Brother!!!!! This has to be an op. Preview.
lulz.

Oh goody.. Some more squirrels for the media

Posted by: at February 08, 2018 02:01 PM (O2RFr)

233 >>>We can soon leave our hotel rooms without the fear the maid will scrub out her vag with our toothbrush because - gringo.

I dont know what you tasted, but that was not her vag.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 02:01 PM (3Wri6)

234 Come here legally, learn to speak English, speak English in public, obey the law...and I don't care if you come from Mexico, Russia or Mars.

I don't think I'm asking too much here.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 08, 2018 02:01 PM (xJa6I)

235 @NancyPelosi: "This was such a proud day for me because when my grandson
blew out the candles on his cake, they said, 'Did you make a wish?'...
He said, 'I wish I had brown skin and brown eyes like Antonio.' So
beautiful, so beautiful. The beauty is in the mix."

---

Ha. The Pelosis don't even know how wishes work.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 08, 2018 02:01 PM (ks6bw)

236 >>212 http://bit.ly/2FW3c9q
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The 'Hot Coil Challenge'

Much better if they used their faces in 'the challenge.'

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 02:01 PM (r9UYA)

237 196 lotsa Mex hate here today(day ends in Y right) .. I know... I know .. I'll hit the HOT AIR button myself.

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 01:57 PM (kxbgi)

~~~

Some of the finest people I know are Mexicans. They live in Mexico and everything.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 08, 2018 02:02 PM (hUqh+)

238 Shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2018 01:55 PM (EyPfd)

Just curious, but exactly how do you know this?

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 02:02 PM (7UW64)

239 Man, even Pelosi's grandson is a cuck. Those are some strong genes.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at February 08, 2018 02:02 PM (oZ6kz)

240
No quoting Song of the South racy racists.

(very sad my kids could never see that wonderful film)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 02:02 PM (r+sAi)

241 196 lotsa Mex hate here today(day ends in Y right) .. I know... I know .. I'll hit the HOT AIR button myself.

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 01:57 PM (kxbgi)


Not "Mex hate", just dislike for criminals, which is what people who enter or stay in this country without permission are.

Also, "Well, . . . bye"

Posted by: Iowa Bob, totally not a Russian BOT at February 08, 2018 02:02 PM (tu3iY)

242 As my good friend of actual Spanish descent used to say, Hasta la bye-bye.

Posted by: huerfano at February 08, 2018 02:02 PM (EtMVh)

243 We seem to somehow now be talking about MY dream.

Posted by: Mega at February 08, 2018 02:02 PM (m82o/)

244 No quoting Song of the South racy racists.

(very sad my kids could never see that wonderful film)


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 02:02 PM (r+sAi)


---

I'm not saying it's pretty easy to find online, but it's pretty easy to find online.

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (ks6bw)

245 I don't think Kool Aid actually has flavors. It just has colors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (39g3+)

246 “I’m talking to Chuck Schumer. I’m tired of white men negotiating on the backs of people of color and communities like ours,” [Linda] Sarsour said, referring to the Democrat negotiating the terms for the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) policy.

“We are not bargaining chips,” she added. “This is not a poker game.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (+y/Ru)

247 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 02:02 PM (r+sAi)

You can still find copies of it. You just gotta dig a little.

Posted by: DocJ at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (NYS7S)

248 Weren't we just told that self-deportation wouldn't work?

It's almost as if it is lies upon lies with the left.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (Dp6qK)

249
227 >Posted by: Tri-Corner Hat Babe at February 08, 2018 01:59 PM (398bZ)



OMG! Wasn't she in a college Republican group at Purdue or something? I cannot find her pic.


Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2018 02:01 PM (sjdRT)


You know its not that hard to find, she's been featured in several posts.

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/295969.php

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (cAnNx)

250 @FoxNews
.@NancyPelosi: "This was such a proud day for me because when my grandson blew out the candles on his cake, they said, 'Did you make a wish?'... He said, 'I wish I had brown skin and brown eyes like Antonio.' So beautiful, so beautiful. The beauty is in the mix."

I don't believe a word of that idiocy.

Not.
One.
Word.

Please go the f*ck away.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Llamathrust powers Activate! at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (xPJvm)

251 .@NancyPelosi: "This was such a proud day for me because when my grandson blew out the candles on his cake, they said, 'Did you make a wish?'... He said, 'I wish I had brown skin and brown eyes like Antonio.' So beautiful, so beautiful. The beauty is in the mix."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 08, 2018 02:00 PM (+y/Ru)


Nancy, I hate to tell you this, but your grandson is gay.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (c/H//)

252 Nobody move or the ****** here gets it!

Posted by: Sherriff Bart at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (rwaEp)

253 They'll have an Olympic team again!

Posted by: jd at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (JX1fv)

254
while we laugh at how ridiculous this is. I would like to add, i'd be
on board with latinos Taking their country back from their despots that
Make them go into rivers and across deserts with their loved ones to
profit themselves.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 01:55 PM (Z8j2x)

In all seriousness... me too. And not just Mexico but every country that cannot get it's shit together enough for citizens not to feel like they are better off risking death than sticking around..

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 02:04 PM (SrkNc)

255 218 Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 01:58 PM (NWiLs)

Thank you Sad Sack.
Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 02:00 PM (kxbgi)

I'm a giver. We all have our parts to play. And we don't hate Mexicans per se, at least I don't. What we hate is people who flout our laws, piss on our flag, trash our country, and demand we cater to their whims without doing the slightest fucking thing to integrate and become citizens. You're a Mexican who wants to actually become an American? Great, more power to you! If you're a Mexican who sneaks over the border, leeches off the American taxpayer, commits crimes, joins La Raza, generally behaves like a total jackass and demands ever more concessions despite the fact you shouldn't be here in the first place, then fuck off home to Juarez and huff a bag full of TB.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 02:04 PM (NWiLs)

256 Song of the South is about as un-racy as it gets.
It's bland as skim milk, all but the animated segments.

Driving Miss Daisy is racier and more racist.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 08, 2018 02:05 PM (xJa6I)

257 222 Fox News
@FoxNews
.@NancyPelosi: "This was such a proud day for me because when my grandson blew out the candles on his cake, they said, 'Did you make a wish?'... He said, 'I wish I had brown skin and brown eyes like Antonio.' So beautiful, so beautiful. The beauty is in the mix."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 08, 2018 02:00 PM (+y/Ru)


Oh. My. Dear. Aunt. Fanny.

What a lying racist bitch.

Speaking as a mom to a lovely brown skinned, brown eyed boy, she can bite my big fat ass.

How in hell does anyone vote for her with a clear conscience?

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 02:05 PM (7UW64)

258 Lots of shithole H8 here on the blog today. I'm flouncing over to LGF.

Posted by: 13/16ths Peruvian at February 08, 2018 02:05 PM (vtcmf)

259 >>>Just curious, but exactly how do you know this?

Removing the gerbil gets complicated for a bit.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 02:05 PM (3Wri6)

260 Once the pin is pulled, Mr Grenade is NOT your friend.
_____________________________________

UXO may be sitting in the ground for 10, or 20, or 30 years, and the war may be over, but it is still pretty pissed off and you don't want to find out how pissed off it is.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2018 02:05 PM (ATVNj)

261 I actually like almost every immigrant I have met. They want to be here, unlike lots of Democrats, and I appreciate they love America and want to work hard and make money.

But there are rules around immigration and people have to play by the rules. Right? Is that so hard to understand? If you hate the rules, get them changed.

Most importantly, and regardless of immigration issues, we have to be able to control our frickin border. Its insane that drug runners and terrorists can just wander over, hit the Walmart or catch a show on Broadway, and then drive over a few pedestrians on their way home.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Popcorn Hoarder at February 08, 2018 02:05 PM (ylUqT)

262 "We are not bargaining chips," she added. "This is not a poker game."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (+y/Ru)

I would not poker with your goat.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 08, 2018 02:05 PM (Dp6qK)

263 Phishing today:

Hello. This is AT&T your phone has been tagged with a fraud alert. Please enter the last four digits of your SSN.

I disconnected and called AT&T. It was a phishing scam. AT&T doesn't make auto calls requesting personal information. I checked the number in order to report it. It was my own number.

AT&T said that these crooks use software to mask the actual number and cause the number reflected to be your own.

I was one second from taking the bait.

Posted by: gNewt at February 08, 2018 02:05 PM (7eotl)

264 FoxNews
.@NancyPelosi: "This was such a proud day for me because when my grandson blew out the candles on his cake, they said, 'Did you make a wish?'... He said, 'I wish I had brown skin and brown eyes like Antonio.' So beautiful, so beautiful. The beauty is in the mix."

These fucking people have absolutely no shame.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 08, 2018 02:05 PM (KnK6d)

265 246 “I’m talking to Chuck Schumer. I’m tired of white men negotiating on the backs of people of color and communities like ours,” [Linda] Sarsour said, referring to the Democrat negotiating the terms for the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) policy.

“We are not bargaining chips,” she added. “This is not a poker game.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (+y/Ru)


You're not bargaining chips.

You're buffalo chips.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 02:05 PM (c/H//)

266 "OMG! Wasn't she in a college Republican group at Purdue or something? I cannot find her pic."

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/295969.php

Posted by: Tri-Corner Hat Babe at February 08, 2018 02:05 PM (398bZ)

267 And wouldn't Nancy's grandson be somewhere around 45?

Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 08, 2018 02:06 PM (ks6bw)

268 Who was that asshole at DHS demonstrating with a lettucehead? We need to put him back in a cushy government job. #BuildAMoat

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2018 02:06 PM (2Mnv1)

269 "Just curious, but exactly how do you know this?"

Everyone knows this.

You don't?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2018 02:06 PM (EyPfd)

270 Thanks buzzion. It may be easy for you....I think its been 10 years now since she first showed up here. Hard to believe.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 08, 2018 02:06 PM (sjdRT)

271 Not gonna do that particular taffy yank, Bollard, but "punish" the fans? The fans can do whatever they want. It's just very inappropriate to have military support to a private activity that's made a huge effort to associate itself with the worst people and ideas in the country. Congrats on the win. Enjoy.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2018 02:06 PM (QDnY+)

272
240
No quoting Song of the South racy racists.

(very sad my kids could never see that wonderful film)
-----------
The irony is B'rer Rabbit is the product of a Cherokee and Gullah culture smashup. It is a truly an American product. Thus its hatred by the elite.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 02:06 PM (YV+SU)

273 Thanks for the birthday wishes, y'all.

It's been a great day, took off from work today and tomorrow. Eating some of my favorite foods with my favorite people.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 08, 2018 02:06 PM (/o9Qk)

274 "We are not bargaining chips," she added.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (+y/Ru)


No, you're not bargaining chips. Bargaining chips have value.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 02:06 PM (c/H//)

275 Nancy, I hate to tell you this, but your grandson is gay.

I almost posted that, but then I thought "what are the odds that this story is true?"

But yeah. Sounds homo to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:06 PM (39g3+)

276 Aren't they just following the example of all those progressives who fled the country b/c of the Trump election?

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at February 08, 2018 02:06 PM (vI+F1)

277 At this point, I'd even be in favor of *incentivizing* them to go. Build them a replica of LA in Mexico so long as they went there and were unable to pull any levers over here or attend colleges here for free in order to promote white genocide. It would also probably save us on entitlements in the long run.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at February 08, 2018 02:07 PM (/qEW2)

278 25
Garafollo signs for $137.5M with 49ers . . .
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 01:38 PM
==========

She musta really bulked up.

Posted by: Sportsball Eggspert at February 08, 2018 02:07 PM (MouFt)

279 I'm not saying it's pretty easy to find online, but it's pretty easy to find online.


Posted by: Moron el-Robbie - Bama's boot stomping on the face of college football forever at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM



So you're saying it's easy to find online?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 02:07 PM (0tfLf)

280 .@NancyPelosi: "This was such a proud day for me because when my grandson blew out the candles on his cake, they said, 'Did you make a wish?'... He said, 'I wish I had brown skin and brown eyes like Antonio.' So beautiful, so beautiful. The beauty is in the mix."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 08, 2018 02:00 PM (+y/Ru)

"I wish I had a little Antonio in me."

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 02:07 PM (NWiLs)

281 Funniest line I've see this morning is that Nancy
Pelosi couldn't stand once for Americans at the SOTU but stood eight
hours in four inch heels yesterday for non-Americans.

Posted by: Blessed Bollard - Destroyer of Presidential Candidates at February 08, 2018 01:36 PM
Added detail.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 08, 2018 02:07 PM (ctuyM)

282 @NancyPelosi: "My grandsons favorite book is To Kill A Mocking Bird. So proud of his commitment to justice!

Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2018 02:07 PM (MxEKc)

283 278 25
Garafollo signs for $137.5M with 49ers . . .
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 01:38 PM
==========

She musta really bulked up.
Posted by: Sportsball Eggspert at February 08, 2018 02:07 PM (MouFt)

She'll be on the offensive line.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 02:08 PM (NWiLs)

284 252 Nobody move or the ****** here gets it!

Posted by: Sherriff Bart at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (rwaEp)
______________________________________

The sheriff is near?

Posted by: Hedley Lamar at February 08, 2018 02:08 PM (ATVNj)

285 UXO may be sitting in the ground for 10, or 20, or 30 years, and the war may be over, but it is still pretty pissed off and you don't want to find out how pissed off it is.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 08, 2018 02:05 PM (ATVNj)

I remember this British show, "Danger UXB"

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 08, 2018 02:08 PM (suO/a)

286 253 They'll have an Olympic team again!
Posted by: jd at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (JX1fv)


I get the reference. Well done!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 02:08 PM (c/H//)

287 Not Mex hate- law breaker hate. Lots of dacas are not Mexican- El salvoran, Guatemalan, Honduran and some chinese. All this talk of amnesty is just encouraging more to try to sneak in.

Posted by: LASue at February 08, 2018 02:09 PM (BZA5F)

288 CNN: These "Dreamers" Are Threatening to Leave America if They Don't Get Their Amnesty

Can I interest you in some Tide Pod sashimi?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 02:09 PM (Boy/L)

289 284 252 Nobody move or the ****** here gets it!

Posted by: Sherriff Bart at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (rwaEp)
______________________________________

The sheriff is near?
Posted by: Hedley Lamar at February 08, 2018 02:08 PM (ATVNj)

No, rotndingdangdadblammit! I said THE SHERIFF IS A

*DING*

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 02:09 PM (NWiLs)

290 So do any of you have any Mexican in you?

Want some?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 08, 2018 02:09 PM (3BFzK)

291 >>268 Who was that asshole at DHS demonstrating with a lettucehead?

Chertoff? The cocksucker who made millions in airport x-ray technology?

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 02:09 PM (r9UYA)

292 282 @NancyPelosi: "My grandsons favorite book is To Kill A Mocking Bird. So proud of his commitment to justice!
Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2018 02:07 PM (MxEKc)


Oh, great, so now we're promoting genocide of MY people!

Posted by: Mocking Bird at February 08, 2018 02:09 PM (c/H//)

293 287. They are, even as we sit here, coming in sizable numbers.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 02:09 PM (fA1SL)

294
196 lotsa Mex hate here today(day ends in Y right) .. I know... I know .. I'll hit the HOT AIR button myself.

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 01:57 PM (kxbgi)







Y'know, some of the most vehement anti-illegal alien opinions I've ever heard come from LEGAL immigrants from Mexico. They're rightfully pissed off, because while they went through the long, difficult process of entering the US and becoming citizens, the cockholsters in government want to piss all over them by letting all the riff-raff in to become a bunch of fucking welfare leeches.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2018 02:10 PM (eXA4G)

295 282 @NancyPelosi: "My grandsons favorite book is To Kill A Mocking Bird. So proud of his commitment to justice!
Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2018 02:07 PM (MxEKc)


Tequila Mocking Bird? Si!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 02:10 PM (c/H//)

296 293 287. They are, even as we sit here, coming in sizable numbers.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 02:09 PM (fA1SL)

A veritable Central American orgy.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 02:10 PM (NWiLs)

297 This is a tactic.

The Left thinks fear of losing the greenskeeper at the club will drive people to resist!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 08, 2018 02:10 PM (LWu6U)

298 >>> They are, even as we sit here, coming in sizable numbers.

PHRASING!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 02:10 PM (3Wri6)

299 Not Mex hate- law breaker hate. Lots of dacas are not Mexican- El salvoran, Guatemalan, Honduran and some chinese.

German, Vietnamese, Congolese, etc. The assumption that every illegal is Mexican (not "Mex") is pretty racist in and of its self.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:10 PM (39g3+)

300 I would gladly exchange a hundred liberal white guy citizens for an American loving Mexican immigrant.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 02:10 PM (DYDUy)

301 292 282 @NancyPelosi: "My grandsons favorite book is To Kill A Mocking Bird. So proud of his commitment to justice!
Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2018 02:07 PM (MxEKc)
------------------------
So Nancy's grandson is Boo Radley?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 02:10 PM (YV+SU)

302 Rand might hold up vote.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 02:11 PM (3Wri6)

303 Who was that asshole at DHS demonstrating with a lettucehead?

+++

Dick Tracy?

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at February 08, 2018 02:11 PM (hdAFe)

304 284 252 Nobody move or the ****** here gets it!

Posted by: Sherriff Bart at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (rwaEp)
______________________________________

The sheriff is near?

NO Gal darn it!

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 08, 2018 02:11 PM (rwaEp)

305
Y'know, some of the most vehement anti-illegal alien opinions I've ever heard come from LEGAL immigrants from Mexico. They're rightfully pissed off, because while they went through the long, difficult process of entering the US and becoming citizens, the cockholsters in government want to piss all over them by letting all the riff-raff in to become a bunch of fucking welfare leeches.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 08, 2018 02:10 PM (eXA4G)

Yep. You want to hear some strident anti-illegal alien sentiment, talk to some legal immigrants. They're worse than West African immigrants talking about American blacks.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 02:11 PM (NWiLs)

306 Since we're talking about immigration, our neighbors are lovely people from Thailand. As I type, their daughter is belting out a lusty rendition of "The Star-Spangled Banner," which I can hear through the open window.

I'm not making this up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 02:11 PM (c/H//)

307 CNN reported it so obviously TRUE eh ?

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 02:12 PM (K7/OQ)

308 269 "Just curious, but exactly how do you know this?"

Everyone knows this.

You don't?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 08, 2018 02:06 PM (EyPfd)


Well, no. I'd have to say that I have never studied a goat's ass before, diamond or no.

But hey, to each his own.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 02:12 PM (7UW64)

309 Matt Welch
@MattWelch
Libertarian National Committee Vice Chair Arvin Vohra says adult sex with a 14-year-old is nobody's business, and that military service is immoral. @LarrySharpe then resigns from LNC (though not the party) after it declines to suspend Vohra.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 08, 2018 02:12 PM (+y/Ru)

310 "Chain self-deportation".

Hyoog!

Big League!

You're welcome.

#winning

Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at February 08, 2018 02:12 PM (5j7K1)

311 Yep. You want to hear some strident anti-illegal alien sentiment, talk to some legal immigrants. They're worse than West African immigrants talking about American blacks.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 02:11 PM (NWiLs)


A neighbor (and friend) of mine is of Mexican descent, and he HATES illegal immigration with a purple passion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 02:12 PM (c/H//)

312 The Left thinks fear of losing the greenskeeper at the club will drive people to resist!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 08, 2018 02:10 PM (LWu6U)

And who will make our succulent Chinese meals?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 02:12 PM (NWiLs)

313
I would gladly exchange a hundred liberal white guy citizens for an American loving Mexican immigrant.
================



This.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Popcorn Hoarder at February 08, 2018 02:12 PM (ylUqT)

314 288 CNN: These "Dreamers" Are Threatening to Leave America if They Don't Get Their Amnesty

Can I interest you in some Tide Pod sashimi?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 02:09 PM (Boy/L)

Are they shade-grown, free-range, organic tide pods?

Posted by: MSNBC at February 08, 2018 02:13 PM (Dp6qK)

315 307 CNN reported it so obviously TRUE eh ?

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 02:12 PM (K7/OQ)



Weren't you leaving?

Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2018 02:13 PM (cAnNx)

316 mexican hate?

mexican americans legally here, Americans a part of Us are americans much like anyone and everyone that came here

Mexicans, russians somalians, ukranians, chinese,japanese,europonese etc.. sneak in, demand WE cater to __not being american but we Must Change! and cater to them and the home and ideology they left! .. nope

Why would leave the country they purport to love? why love a country that does not even provide the most basic requirements for Your loved ones? yet Demand the country they come to Does That plus MORE?

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 02:13 PM (Z8j2x)

317 >>113 They must all go back. Even the Irish.
Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 01:48 PM (touVE)

heh; unexpected

Posted by: m at February 08, 2018 02:13 PM (VKsXm)

318 So Nancy's grandson is Boo Radley?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 02:10 PM (YV+SU)


Robert Duvall, in one of his first roles.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 02:13 PM (c/H//)

319 The Libertarian Party: such a senseless waste.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 08, 2018 02:13 PM (398bZ)

320 I'ld bet there wold be a lot of Mex love if the country wasn't invading and facilitating invasion by other countries.

Seriously, Mexico is at war with the US right now, but through drugs, corruption, open borders, infiltration, migration and propaganda.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 08, 2018 02:13 PM (LWu6U)

321 Just sent an email to Sen M about getting off his butt & pushing through the confirmation of Richard Grenell for Ambo to Germany.
https://www.mcconnell.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/contactform

Apparently one of the CT (dem) senators is holding it up. Plan to email HIM to ask why he hates gays.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #GoodLuckAlexSmith at February 08, 2018 02:14 PM (CTBHU)

322 Senate's not blocking anything. House is where the only potential action is, and that will probably not happen. O-care bailout, massive budget expansion with out-year issues - success! Not very much winning happening on many fronts, unfortunately.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2018 02:14 PM (QDnY+)

323 Funny story. Local Chinese restaurant got an ICE raid a few years ago. Found a bunch of illegal aliens....but they were all Mexicans, not Chinese.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 08, 2018 02:14 PM (3BFzK)

324 Yep. You want to hear some strident anti-illegal alien sentiment, talk to some legal immigrants. They're worse than West African immigrants talking about American blacks.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 02:11 PM (NWiLs)

After $36K and being fingerprinted three times, and having to carry cash in crisp, new $100 bills to pay our very own consulate in Guatemala, just to bring our son home, hell yeah, we are offended by the cheaters and liars and felons who just flounce across the border.

Fuck 'em and deport 'em.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 02:14 PM (7UW64)

325 As long as they don't head North

Posted by: Rick in SK at February 08, 2018 02:14 PM (FZYNt)

326 "but they wouldn't the Mexican govt, would tell them to go back and retrieve another and another 5 k and split it with them. Posted by: willow

biometric ID, iris, fingers, facial recognition ... can be done cheaply. If they come back they face a week in the box, in the sun, then the free catapult ride back across the wall.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2018 02:14 PM (bT8Z4)

327 Como se dice "lulz" en espanol?

* * * * * * *

If I had a dime for every time the girlfriend walked by the den asking me "what are you laughing at" I'd have at least two dollars.

Posted by: MSTisdale at February 08, 2018 02:14 PM (BPtPW)

328
NancyPelosi: "My grandsons favorite book is To Kill A Mocking Bird. So proud of his commitment to justice! Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2018 02:07 PM (MxEKc)


I hope nobody tells grammy I call her the Mocking Bird

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Grandson at February 08, 2018 02:14 PM (lKyWE)

329 I am one of those legal immigrants you speak of. I don't disagree with what you guys are saying .. maybe it's your bed side manners ? Either way, life goes on. Can I continue to lurk, if I don't post any more ?

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 02:14 PM (kxbgi)

330 Really- GTFO, really if all of them can leave, no skin off my nose. America owes them nothing. That's the point they don't understand. Get the fuck out if you are not here legally, end of story. Easy once you get the simple point of laws and borders. Every country gets to set it's own immigration law. Follow the law or get out. Easy. Dreamers can be American too.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at February 08, 2018 02:14 PM (0OmEj)

331 I love the inflated sense of self importance. Oh, no! What will we do without you? How will forever 21 survive without an assistant manager?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 08, 2018 02:15 PM (dnWSK)

332 I would gladly exchange a hundred liberal white guy citizens for an American loving Mexican immigrant.
================

This.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Popcorn Hoarder at February 08, 2018 02:12 PM (ylUqT)


Definitely. I'd trade America-loving Mexicans for white liberals any day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 02:15 PM (c/H//)

333 You know who else thought self deportation policies were maniacal?


Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 02:15 PM (DYDUy)

334 I would gladly exchange a hundred liberal white guy citizens for an American loving Mexican immigrant.

I've worked with (legal) Mexican immigrants and they not only love America, but are friendly and work hard as hell. In fact, all legal immigrants I know love America, love it a lot. And I want more of those in this country.

Come here legally and we love you guys. We love your food, your enthusiasm, your ideas, your clothes, etc. We love you as neighbors.

Just show respect for your new home, don't slouch in, camp here, then demand goodies while clinging to your home culture and language. Don't be a jerk about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:15 PM (39g3+)

335 >>>Well, no. I'd have to say that I have never studied a goat's ass before, diamond or no.

Where do you think diamonds come from? Pearls of the barnyard! Whole reason for the pet goat craze. Or hole reason.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 02:15 PM (3Wri6)

336
212 http://bit.ly/2FW3c9q
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The 'Hot Coil Challenge' Is The Newest, Dumbest Way People Are Scarring Themselves For Life
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Litterally The Stupid, It BURNS

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 01:59 PM (y3aQB)

Zombie Darwin laughs.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 08, 2018 02:15 PM (ZM2xo)

337 i hate this topic, i really don't understand the sacrifice in giving the country you Move to and its citizens and neighbors some fidelity.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 02:15 PM (Z8j2x)

338 529. Yes. Lurk moar.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 02:15 PM (fA1SL)

339 Call my bluff!

Posted by: TFG at February 08, 2018 02:15 PM (OtVYM)

340 Linda Sarsour? That POS? Go ahead and talk to Schmucky Schumer all you want sweetie - no once cares.

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 02:15 PM (oiNtH)

341 Everyone is welcome to America. Well, not Nancy D'Alesandro. Not her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Popcorn Hoarder at February 08, 2018 02:16 PM (ylUqT)

342 It's nacho country, fellas.

Posted by: goomba at February 08, 2018 02:16 PM (5j7K1)

343 Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 02:14 PM (kxbgi)

If you truly want to hang here, you're going to have to get a thicker skin. Gentility is not our strong suit.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 02:16 PM (NWiLs)

344 am one of those legal immigrants you speak of. I don't disagree with what you guys are saying .. maybe it's your bed side manners ? Either way, life goes on. Can I continue to lurk, if I don't post any more ?
Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 02:14 PM (kxbgi)

No I want you to post. We do not want an echo chamber.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 02:16 PM (DYDUy)

345 >>"I'm talking to Chuck Schumer. I'm tired of white men negotiating on the backs of people of color and communities like ours," [Linda] Sarsour said...



*types*
*deletes*

I didn't vote for Chick Schumer, Linda - did you?

Then don't now whine about not wanting to have someone of his sex/ethnicity legislate a solution to this problem.

And really, why does that even matter? Can only women legislate women's issues, only veterans legislate military issues, only doctors and nurses legislate health care issue, only immigrants legislate immigration issues...?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 02:16 PM (W+vEI)

346 329, make that.

Yes. Lurk moar.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 02:16 PM (fA1SL)

347 christopher and that's it isn't it? they come through the front door and say I'm with You. and then we Say YAY!

conflating illegal with legal.

they do that all the time!

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 02:17 PM (Z8j2x)

348 Everyone is welcome to America. Well, not Nancy D'Alesandro. Not her.

Alexandra Daddario, though we can have more of her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:17 PM (39g3+)

349 Just curious - is it something to cheer about, selling oil to the UAB? They're simply stockpiling until it gets back up to $4 per. Or I'm probably an idiot, one or the other.

Posted by: MSTisdale at February 08, 2018 02:17 PM (BPtPW)

350 Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 02:16 PM (NWiLs)

Don't I know it .. been here since 2006 actually.

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 02:17 PM (kxbgi)

351 338 529. Yes. Lurk moar.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 02:15 PM (fA1SL)

You sneaky son of a blyat, you borrowed ace's time machine!

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 02:17 PM (NWiLs)

352 334 I would gladly exchange a hundred liberal white guy citizens for an American loving Mexican immigrant. "

I feel the same. Most of the Mexicans I know, I've liked. The one I know the best came here legally, is a citizen and really hates being lumped in with people who broke the law. And he voted for Trump.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 08, 2018 02:17 PM (ZM2xo)

353 German, Vietnamese, Congolese, etc. The assumption that every illegal is Mexican (not "Mex") is pretty racist in and of its self.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:10 PM (39g3+)


Yes. As is the assumption that all hispanics are the same. Just try asking Cuban where in Mexico he's from... They're as different as swedes and italians; brits and romanians.

Posted by: LASue at February 08, 2018 02:17 PM (BZA5F)

354 My guess is they're leaving cuz Pepsi wants to make crunchless Doritos. A person can take so much - and then they break. Go Pepsi!

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 02:18 PM (YV+SU)

355 A neighbor (and friend) of mine is of Mexican descent, and he HATES illegal immigration with a purple passion.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 02:12 PM (c/H//)

Of course he does because he followed the rules and realizes the lawbreakers are bringing what he left behind.

That's one thing about the 12 years to citizenship plan. How many of those who make it would want more illegals after going through that? If you earn it, it means more.

Posted by: WOPR (Russian BOTS are pikers) at February 08, 2018 02:18 PM (J70i0)

356 343. Genitility is not our strong suit.
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Well, with noted antisemites like CBD.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 02:18 PM (fA1SL)

357 Libertarian National Committee Vice Chair Arvin Vohra says adult sex with a 14-year-old is nobody's business
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Well, Moore lost his election, so why not* decide that's the rule now?

*Commenting on leftist front group the Libertarian Party, not actually supporting the idea.

Posted by: Methos at February 08, 2018 02:18 PM (XQvuQ)

358 I'll show you, gringos! I'LL SHOW ALL OF YOU!!!

Posted by: Senorita Dreamer at February 08, 2018 02:18 PM (O5Q3r)

359 "German, Vietnamese, Congolese, etc. The assumption that every illegal
is Mexican (not "Mex") is pretty racist in and of its self."

This is funny to read, when you've seen all the actual comments in this thread ripping on Mexicans.

Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2018 02:18 PM (eAZVt)

360 Future CNN: National litter crisis disappears unexpectedly.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 02:18 PM (r9UYA)

361 mexican americans legally here, Americans a part of Us are americans much like anyone and everyone that came here

+++

Well yeah, legally speaking. Culturally not. It's a difficult thing though - if you have millions of legal nonwestern immigrants you no longer have the USA as founded but there's no recourse other than just closing the borders to all

Posted by: Bigbys Cellphone at February 08, 2018 02:18 PM (hdAFe)

362 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:15 PM

This! Times eleventy!

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 02:19 PM (+1EJs)

363 I'll show you, gringos! I'LL SHOW ALL OF YOU!!!
Posted by: Senorita Dreamer
...



Pics?

Posted by: goomba at February 08, 2018 02:19 PM (5j7K1)

364 I liken immigration to coming into someone's home. You have two choices:

Come in politely, when invited, and treat the place with respect because you honor it

Sneak in through a window, camp there, and demand people give you stuff.

Don't whine if the people living there are not appreciative of your "contributions" if you are the latter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:19 PM (39g3+)

365 still gotta end birthright citizenship..the underlying idea of which is basically insane.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 02:19 PM (V3U1L)

366 I've wondered about that. If an illegal resists
deportation, it's probably a quite expensive legal process to get them
out. Maybe we should offer something like a relocation allowance to
encourage them to just leave.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 08, 2018 01:47 PM (398bZ)

Free coach airfare to the shithole of their choice, plus sammiches for the flight.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2018 02:19 PM (Dbv1R)

367 Alexandra Daddario, though we can have more of her.
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Who is this "we" you speak of?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Alexandra Daddario picture hoarder at February 08, 2018 02:19 PM (ylUqT)

368 I'm just amazed the Nightmarers made their threat in English.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 08, 2018 02:19 PM (3BFzK)

369 Yes. As is the assumption that all hispanics are the same. Just try asking Cuban where in Mexico he's from... They're as different as swedes and italians; brits and romanians.
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Mexicans (we get ) are Mestizo - Indians with a little Spanish. Cubans are largely Spanish, Black and Creole.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 02:19 PM (YV+SU)

370 Just show respect for your new home, don't slouch
in, camp here, then demand goodies while clinging to your home culture
and language. Don't be a jerk about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:15 PM (39g3+)


---

Que?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at February 08, 2018 02:19 PM (ks6bw)

371 This is funny to read, when you've seen all the actual comments in this thread ripping on Mexicans.

You misspelled "illegal immigrants"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:19 PM (39g3+)

372 I mean, it's almost as if our immigration laws were written by our enemies...oh right. Ted Kennedy. there you go.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 02:19 PM (V3U1L)

373 Yeah Chertoff. The guy whose argument for amnesty vs deportation was the increase in price for a head of lettuce. What a fucking moron.

We're surrounded by fucking morons.

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2018 02:19 PM (2Mnv1)

374 To be honest, I knew a lot of "legal" Mexican immigrants who loved the US so much they wanted it to become just like Mexico. These were people who were amnestied last time around. The kind of people who still refuse to eat grapes (solidarity!)

Amnesty does not create a cohort that likes the country who's laws they broke and which then catered to their demands.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 08, 2018 02:20 PM (LWu6U)

375 Soon we'll have only 5 Mexican restaurants in town instead of 120.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 02:20 PM (r9UYA)

376 "349 Just curious - is it something to cheer about, selling oil to the UAB? They're simply stockpiling until it gets back up to $4 per. Or I'm probably an idiot, one or the other."

Apparently they need light "condensate" to use in the refining of their oil. They were getting it from Qatar, but they're in a little tiff with Qatar now, so they bought some from the US.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 08, 2018 02:20 PM (398bZ)

377 Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2018 02:18 PM (eAZVt)

They aint waving Congolese flags at these DACA protests.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 02:20 PM (DYDUy)

378 @NancyPelosi: "My Grandson insisted we go to both Womens Marches and a photo in his p-hat next to giant vagina is proudly on his wall. Right next to a poster of the I Have A Dream speech. Our future is bright with kids like this!

Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2018 02:20 PM (MxEKc)

379 357 Libertarian National Committee Vice Chair Arvin Vohra says adult sex with a 14-year-old is nobody's business
---
Well, Moore lost his election, so why not* decide that's the rule now?

*Commenting on leftist front group the Libertarian Party, not actually supporting the idea.
Posted by: Methos at February 08, 2018 02:18 PM (XQvuQ)

That's the problem with libertarianism -- it's got 5 pretty good ideas to every one idea that is so batshit crazy that it overwhelms the pretty good ones.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2018 02:20 PM (RD7QR)

380 328
NancyPelosi: "My grandsons favorite book is To Kill A Mocking Bird. So proud of his commitment to justice! Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2018 02:07 PM (MxEKc)

But it's not considered PC anymore, since a woman in the book lies about who raped her and we all know women never lie about rape!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 08, 2018 02:20 PM (ZM2xo)

381 I hate to say it, but Ace is wrong. They're not stupid in making that threat, because that threat ISN'T FOR US. It's for the Democrats, who need them here as voters.

In other words, "pass amnesty or we won't even vote for you illegally".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 08, 2018 02:21 PM (3J/LN)

382 Linda Sarsour. For the love of all that's holy. Can't this louse go suicide bomb somebody along the Gaza strip or something.

This country is not built on the backs of anyone who didn't decide to do the work. Nobody enslaved any damned mohammedans, and who cares what "color" she is? You don't like it? Leave, and try to find some other country that would put up with your whining, stupidity, racism and anti-Semitism. Please. Go. Find such a place.

And while you're at it, go pee in the corner of a round room.

Scrunt.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 02:21 PM (7UW64)

383 Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 08, 2018 02:20 PM (398bZ)

Also we have so much that it causes consequences here if we cannot sell it.

Posted by: Willie Nailher at February 08, 2018 02:21 PM (DYDUy)

384 So you're saying it's easy to find online?



Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2018 02:07 PM (0tfLf)
Shhhhh! He's not SAYING that!?!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 02:21 PM (SrkNc)

385 Just an observation:

When Americans visit other countries and you know, act like Americans, all we hear is that Americans are so loud, brash, and yada yada yada--Ugly Americans who want ice in their soft drinks and cold beer.

When furriners visit Amurrica--they get to act as they damn well please because D-I-V-E-R-S-I-T-Y and it's their culture.

Just love me some double standards...NOT.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, I are a GF bot, thank you very much. at February 08, 2018 02:22 PM (kXoT0)

386 "We are not bargaining chips," she added. "This is not a poker game."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (+y/Ru)


And yet she's going 'all in'.

Posted by: RickZ at February 08, 2018 02:22 PM (Lno25)

387 , so i will ask this immigrant how he feels about the last post ?

embarrassing yes?

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 02:22 PM (Z8j2x)

388 "No quoting Song of the South racy racists.

(very sad my kids could never see that wonderful film)"

I've got a copy of it that I keep for grandkids. Disney put it out for a bit before it became totally verboten.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 02:23 PM (k1TUh)

389 "I hate to say it, but Ace is wrong. They're not
stupid in making that threat, because that threat ISN'T FOR US. It's
for the Democrats, who need them here as voters.



In other words, "pass amnesty or we won't even vote for you illegally".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 08, 2018 02:21 PM (3J/LN)"
====
Nice catch!!
Obvious when you read it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 08, 2018 02:23 PM (3BFzK)

390 >>>Libertarian National Committee Vice Chair Arvin Vohra says adult sex with a 14-year-old is nobody's business

Polanski and Tarantino approve!

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 02:23 PM (oiNtH)

391 371
This is funny to read, when you've seen all the actual comments in this thread ripping on Mexicans.



You misspelled "illegal immigrants aliens"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:19 PM (39g3+)

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at February 08, 2018 02:23 PM (Dp6qK)

392 141 Let's shitcan the pseudo holiday Cinco de Mayo while we're at it.


Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM (r9UYA)


And replace it with Veintiuno de Abril: San Jacinto Day.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at February 08, 2018 02:23 PM (OtVYM)

393 There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

Posted by: Nigel Powers at February 08, 2018 02:23 PM (ATVNj)

394 369 Yes. As is the assumption that all hispanics are the same. Just try asking Cuban where in Mexico he's from... They're as different as swedes and italians; brits and romanians.
-------------------------
Mexicans (we get ) are Mestizo - Indians with a little Spanish. Cubans are largely Spanish, Black and Creole.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 02:19 PM (YV+SU)

And my son is 99.89% Mayan Indian.

Makes not one iota of difference.

Legal or illegal, that is the question.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 02:24 PM (7UW64)

395 Well we could invade northern Mexico and make building the wall cheaper by half. Maybe offer the land for free settlement to the Americans. In a generation or two things would be pretty nice.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 02:24 PM (YV+SU)

396 I would gladly exchange a hundred liberal white guy citizens for an American loving Mexican immigrant.
================



This.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Popcorn Hoarder at February 08, 2018 02:12 PM (ylUqT)


Except, watching the media, it seems the dreamers don't love America, they just love free shit and fear Mexico.

Posted by: Sponge at February 08, 2018 02:24 PM (xttKs)

397 There is actually a "Socialist Libertarian" group out there, once they lost weed as their unifying theme, the party has pretty much become useless

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:24 PM (39g3+)

398 385. It's not the visitors you describe that I object to. It's the squatters.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 02:24 PM (fA1SL)

399 *sheaths sword*

"Huh. Off you go, then.

NEXT CASE!"

Posted by: King Solomon at February 08, 2018 02:24 PM (BfOXk)

400 357 Libertarian National Committee Vice Chair Arvin Vohra says adult sex with a 14-year-old is nobody's business
---
Well, Moore lost his election, so why not* decide that's the rule now?

*Commenting on leftist front group the Libertarian Party, not actually supporting the idea.
Posted by: Methos at February 08, 2018 02:18 PM (XQvuQ)

That's the problem with libertarianism -- it's got 5 pretty good ideas to every one idea that is so batshit crazy that it overwhelms the pretty good ones.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2018 02:20 PM (RD7QR)

Leftist heroine and on of the worst Justices in history, Ruthie Bader Ginsburg thinks the age of consent should be 12.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, I are a GF bot, thank you very much. at February 08, 2018 02:24 PM (kXoT0)

401

"Marry me or I'm going to kill myself!"

* click as front door closes *

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, FBI STD Clinic Nurse at February 08, 2018 02:24 PM (T/KY7)

402 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, I are a GF bot, thank you very much. at February 08, 2018 02:22 PM (kXoT0)

EXACTLY! Which is when some foreigner bitches online about Americans owning guns, I just say "It's our culture! It's your culture to be a pussy, it's ours to defend ourselves."

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 08, 2018 02:25 PM (ZM2xo)

403 And my son is 99.89% Mayan Indian.

Makes not one iota of difference.

Legal or illegal, that is the question.
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It does to a Cuban. Remember the question. Mayans are not Caribe nor are they Apache. See?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 02:25 PM (YV+SU)

404 HOPPY 29th BIRFDAY DangerGirl!!!

Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at February 08, 2018 02:25 PM (9iLHi)

405 If you no give me amnesty I no go to prom!

Posted by: 35 Year Old "Dreamer" at February 08, 2018 02:25 PM (qYCgM)

406 why average joe is pissed;

immigrant, Hey Hi, can i come
us, Sure do you like our roast beef?

immigrant , we'll kinda boring, but I'll give it a try.

us, yay, did you let mom know you're here?

immigrant yeah she gave me 'the look' at the door'

us, ok, welcome, start eating. but clean your plate.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 02:26 PM (Z8j2x)

407 It would take some time if you want to get it all root and branch.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 08, 2018 01:54 PM (4ErVI)

Start by shooting all prisoners bearing MS13 tats. Then shoot anyone picked up in the course of normal law enforcement, who bears MS13 tats. So thoughtful of them to brand themselves that way.
And if that sweeps up some dumb bunny who thought MS13 tats were a cool fashion statement? Darwin chuckles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2018 02:26 PM (Dbv1R)

408 When furriners visit Amurrica--they get to act as they damn well please because D-I-V-E-R-S-I-T-Y and it's their culture.

Just love me some double standards...NOT.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, I are a GF bot, thank you very much. at February 08, 2018 02:22 PM (kXoT0)


I was on recess duty at my son's elementary school a couple of years ago, and the other lightweight on duty mentioned to me how please she was that the school kids were all so diverse.

My response: "They all look Alaskan to me."

I was personal non grata for a bit after that.

F 'em.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 02:26 PM (7UW64)

409 Don't let the door hit ya,
where the good Lord split ya.

Posted by: DaveA at February 08, 2018 02:26 PM (FhXTo)

410 If the illegal Nightmarers go back, can my kid wear a shirt with the Merican flag on it?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at February 08, 2018 02:26 PM (3BFzK)

411 Future CNN: Home Depot Unexpectedly Reduces Parking Lot Sizes

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 02:26 PM (r9UYA)

412 (very sad my kids could never see that wonderful film)

I think they can. There are ways to watch it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2018 02:27 PM (6FqZa)

413 Libertarian National Committee Vice Chair Arvin Vohra says adult sex with a 14-year-old is nobody's business



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Yeah. Touch my grandson, and I'll make it my business.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2018 02:27 PM (3CXto)

414 50 pound bags of rice and coconut flavored soda will no longer sold at the supermarket.

Posted by: Speedy Gonzalez at February 08, 2018 02:28 PM (ATVNj)

415 141 Let's shitcan the pseudo holiday Cinco de Mayo while we're at it.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM (r9UYA)



Meh, I really DON'T mind Cinco De Mayo, so long as it becomes to Mexican Americans what Saint Patrick's Day is to Irish Americans or Columbus Day was to Italian Americans until the Commiecrats ruined that one.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 02:28 PM (ujg0T)

416 Leftist heroine and on of the worst Justices in history, Ruthie Bader Ginsburg thinks the age of consent should be 12.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes, I are a GF bot, thank you very much. at February 08, 2018 02:24 PM (kXoT0)


Pretty sure she was that age when last she got a little.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 02:28 PM (7UW64)

417 Yeah. Touch my grandson, and I'll make it my business.

Touch my little cousin and your business will end that day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:28 PM (39g3+)

418 141 Let's shitcan the pseudo holiday Cinco de Mayo while we're at it.


Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 01:51 PM (r9UYA)


Mexicans do not eat the shit they serve to the Gringos. They eat the real regional foods in the kitchen or have the cook bring that to them.

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid, at February 08, 2018 02:28 PM (OtVYM)

419 Libertarian National Committee Vice Chair Arvin Vohra

Go home, Arvin, you're high.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2018 02:29 PM (6FqZa)

420 Wellll....we're waiting.

Posted by: Judge Smails at February 08, 2018 02:29 PM (NF2Bf)

421 357 Libertarian National Committee Vice Chair Arvin Vohra says adult sex with a 14-year-old is nobody's business


It's nobody's business where your body is buried when you give it a try.

Posted by: no good deed at February 08, 2018 02:29 PM (eIQHF)

422 403 And my son is 99.89% Mayan Indian.

Makes not one iota of difference.

Legal or illegal, that is the question.
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It does to a Cuban. Remember the question. Mayans are not Caribe nor are they Apache. See?
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 02:25 PM (YV+SU)

I know all those words, Puddin Head but I have no idea what they mean.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 08, 2018 02:30 PM (xJa6I)

423 >>Mexicans do not eat the shit they serve to the Gringos. They eat the real regional foods in the kitchen or have the cook bring that to them.

Fascinating. I don't really give a shit what they eat.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 02:30 PM (r9UYA)

424 50 pound bags of rice and coconut flavored soda will no longer sold at the supermarket.
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Now your dissing Asians too???

Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at February 08, 2018 02:30 PM (9iLHi)

425 >>>Mexicans do not eat the shit they serve to the Gringos.<<<

You mean my macho beef burrito isn't authentic? It smells authentic.

Posted by: Fritz at February 08, 2018 02:30 PM (2Mnv1)

426 I think the supposition that this threat is not directed at us, but at Democrats, is probably accurate.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 08, 2018 02:30 PM (ZM2xo)

427 I hope someone is composing a greatest hits from Pelosi's 8 hour id-purge. "we are all and should be guatemalens" "amnesty" "amnesty" etc etc

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 02:31 PM (V3U1L)

428 They eat the real regional foods in the kitchen or have the cook bring that to them.

Honestly, a lot of the stuff that's been Americanized is better than the original. Chinese "cuisine" is terrifying and inedible, the smell is so bad you stagger. Some Mexican stuff is okay, but I like American tacos a lot better than the originals. Cabbage just isn't right.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:31 PM (39g3+)

429 424. Pfft! Asians get theirs at Costco. Much cheaper.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 02:31 PM (fA1SL)

430 Teacher appealing conviction in sex case saying the law that prohibits sex with students is unconstitutional

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/288168/

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 02:31 PM (LiyEm)

431 You mean my macho beef burrito isn't authentic? It smells authentic.
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Not as authentic as my Girl Scout cookies.

Posted by: Wednesday Addams at February 08, 2018 02:32 PM (XQvuQ)

432 http://bit.ly/2GZl3gQ
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Clinton 'Hatchet Man' Shopped Trump Dirt Earlier Than Previously Believed

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 02:32 PM (y3aQB)

433 In other words, "pass amnesty or we won't even vote for you illegally".



Posted by: Ian S. at February 08, 2018 02:21 PM (3J/LN)"

====

Nice catch!!

Obvious when you read it.


It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!

Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2018 02:32 PM (6kbgu)

434 >>> It smells authentic.

That is your bowels crying out in terror.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 02:32 PM (3Wri6)

435 DACA/illegals/uninvited non-citizens see the free money being cut off in the near future. They are threatening no money no virtue signaling and you will have to feel bad about yourself because they are not being given everything they want. Next they will say they don't love us anymore in attempts at emotional blackmail. Then flounce off! But they are not our teenage daughters and we don't care.

Posted by: Lester at February 08, 2018 02:32 PM (LfJIn)

436 " The assumption that every illegal is Mexican (not "Mex") is pretty racist in and of its self. "

well I often refer to "them" as Mexican because it is easier than a long version of "mostly from south of the border". Many indeed are even more third world than Mexico ... in any case, they usually come through Mexico.

it's not racist, it's just shorthand.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 08, 2018 02:32 PM (bT8Z4)

437 Omarosa - Be afraid

Just popped in to say check out article on TV Guide about what Omarosa said on Celebrity Show.

She has told the whole country to be afraid b/c it is so bad and not gonna be okay.

Omarosa has always been a snake, and crazy and vengeful. And she's only been there one day and is telling country to Panic. She's always been bitter, and wanted in celebrity circles. This should assure her of the fawning of Hollywood.

She is gonna flay Trump and his Administration. And it is only day 1. Great. Just one more hatchet.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 08, 2018 02:32 PM (3duqG)

438 here's one of the weirdest things about the lefty arguments, "you can't deport them. this is the only home they've known.
they have nothing to go 'back' to."

combined with the fact they all have dozens of FAMILY; uncles, brothers-in-law, etc that they want to bring here also.

what?

which is it?

Posted by: WaldoTJ at February 08, 2018 02:33 PM (M1MpJ)

439 Meh, I really DON'T mind Cinco De Mayo, so long as it becomes to Mexican Americans what Saint Patrick's Day is to Irish Americans or Columbus Day was to Italian Americans until the Commiecrats ruined that one.



It won't. It's a gringo day to drink shitty Mexican beer. And sorry, any beer you have to stick lemons & limes in it to make it drinkable, is shitty beer.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2018 02:33 PM (3CXto)

440 Fuck this "prediabities" bullshit.I also have precancer....

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/288114/

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 02:33 PM (LiyEm)

441 430 Teacher appealing conviction in sex case saying the law that prohibits sex with students is unconstitutional

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/288168/
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 02:31 PM (LiyEm)

Teacher making the Otter Defense. What a time to be alive.

Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 08, 2018 02:33 PM (KUaJL)

442 It turns out that Pelosi's family are a bunch of racists. Duluth says so.

https://tinyurl.com/y8ej5hox

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 02:33 PM (gCJeK)

443 >>I think the supposition that this threat is not directed at us, but at Democrats, is probably accurate.

Yup. The DACA activists have been targeting Democrats lately, such as protests at Schumer's home and Senate office, and Sarsour's remarks. They are desperate to make their side fight harder, especially after they lost the last shutdown round with Trump.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 02:33 PM (W+vEI)

444 slams door, back outside.

Posted by: willow at February 08, 2018 02:34 PM (Z8j2x)

445 I'm slightly partial to American goulash over the Hungarian version. But only slightly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 08, 2018 02:34 PM (xJa6I)

446 That's the problem with libertarianism -- it's got 5 pretty good ideas to every one idea that is so batshit crazy that it overwhelms the pretty good ones.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 08, 2018 02:20 PM"

That's what has always ruined the Libertarians for me. Every time I get to thinking "you know, they've got some pretty good principles, and everyone else is pretty corrupt", and I'm wondering if I should call myself libertarian - well then one of them pops up and says nah, it's really just about smoking weed all the time and having sex with kids.

there's a reason everyone thinks your party is a bad joke, guys.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 02:34 PM (k1TUh)

447 Awesome fuckin' post, Ace! Been immersed in the ridiculousness of the Indiana tax filings for hours but finally emerged. Need beer now.

Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2018 02:34 PM (14URa)

448 http://bit.ly/2FWRPOi
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Devin Nunes May Summon Chief Justice To Testify On FISA Abuses

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 02:34 PM (y3aQB)

449 We don't "read it" here.

Who are these people?

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2018 02:34 PM (+lOpA)

450 Woman Accused Of Setting Fires At Minneapolis College For US Intervention on 'Muslim Land' Now Facing Federal Terrorism Charge

From WZ

Good. Take your terrorism and go the hell home, or maybe just to Gitmo.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 02:34 PM (7UW64)

451 Umm yeah,Nobody gives a fuck about Omarosa.She found a way to make more money out of her association with Trump.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 02:34 PM (LiyEm)

452 436 " The assumption that every illegal is Mexican (not "Mex") is pretty racist in and of its self. "


They crossed our border with Mexico?

Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid wants a bowl of menudo sunday morning at February 08, 2018 02:34 PM (OtVYM)

453 It won't. It's a gringo day to drink shitty Mexican beer. And sorry, any beer you have to stick lemons & limes in it to make it drinkable, is shitty beer.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2018 02:33 PM (3CXto)



And how is THAT any different from St. Patrick's Day, where they typically aren't drinking real Harp or Guinness? :-)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 02:35 PM (ujg0T)

454 Honestly, a lot of the stuff that's been Americanized is better than the original.

I've been to a few restaurants that seem to be more authentic than most. One Balkan, one (south) Indian.

They are not good at taking the bones out of the meat. This results in a boring and unpleasant experience of doing what the chef should have done.

Also possible that they just don't want Anglo's business so are deliberately fucking over Anglo's meal, or at least not making the effort. Or they're fronts for illegal activity.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2018 02:35 PM (6FqZa)

455 Japanese beer is good.

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2018 02:35 PM (+lOpA)

456 Apparently one of the CT (dem) senators is holding it up. Plan to email HIM to ask why he hates gays.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #GoodLuckAlexSmith at February 08, 2018 02:14 PM


You have Gods email address? Care to share? I gotta couple things to straighten HIM out about.

Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at February 08, 2018 02:35 PM (2FqvZ)

457 It won't. It's a gringo day to drink shitty Mexican beer.

And St Patrick's Day is a day for college kids to drink cheap beer with green food coloring, what's your point?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:35 PM (39g3+)

458 Omarosa just proved that Kelly was right to give her the boot up the ass.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 02:36 PM (k1TUh)

459 Teacher making the Otter Defense. What a time to be alive.

Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 08, 2018 02:33 PM (KUaJL)


More like the oversexed crazed weasel defense.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 02:36 PM (7UW64)

460 The thing about Mexican food is that it is different from region to region and many of the dishes we think of "Mexican" come from the area close to the border.

It's like how much of the food we consider "Italian" is the cooking of Southern Italy and Sicily. I remember the first time I went to a Northern Italian restaurant and had risotto. It was a revelation to me because I had never associated Italians with rice.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 08, 2018 02:36 PM (ZM2xo)

461 Probably to be getting willow'd, but anyway--

Democrat civil wars are so much fun. The identity politics balkanization infighting is like delicious frosting.

I'd rather have at least one decent and responsible political party, but if I can't have that, then at least one needs to be self-destructive and entertaining.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2018 02:36 PM (hXeKX)

462 448 http://bit.ly/2FWRPOi
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Devin Nunes May Summon Chief Justice To Testify On FISA Abuses
Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 02:34 PM (y3aQB)


===============


I'd pay good money to see that happen.

Posted by: Jackal at February 08, 2018 02:36 PM (orkhI)

463 I'll tell you what Mayans are: Short.

Posted by: nip at February 08, 2018 02:36 PM (ECLaL)

464 437 Omarosa - Be afraid
__________________________________

"Omarosa" is now synonymous with "crazy bi**h" just like Lewsinski is synonymous with blow job and Lorena Bobbit is synonymous with castration.

"Stay away from her before she gets all Omarosa on you, homes."

Posted by: Linda Tripp at February 08, 2018 02:36 PM (ATVNj)

465 And St Patrick's Day is a day for college kids to drink cheap beer with green food coloring, what's your point?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:35 PM (39g3+)



Great minds think alike. :-)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 02:37 PM (ujg0T)

466
Well hell, song of the south is pretty easy to get isn't it? I thought there was some worldwide ban or something. The More You Know*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 02:37 PM (r+sAi)

467 Can I continue to lurk, if I don't post any more ?

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 02:14 PM (kxbgi)

My parents are from Italy, they came legally. Sometimes there's salty language re: Italians on this blog but my attitude is so what? Nunna these bitches is coming home to my kitchen for a nice hot dish of pasta fazool, anyway, and they're all faccie brutte.

lol
(or gets to see my Gina Lollobrigida style lingerie either.)
so don't lurk, post. And say your piece, everyone's contribution is valuable.

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 02:37 PM (Iz8Py)

468 ironically, isn't most mexican beer actually german in origin?

my pet peeves are conquistadors and boys from brazil living south of the border and pretending to be oppressed minorities.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 02:37 PM (V3U1L)

469 It's like how much of the food we consider "Italian" is the cooking of Southern Italy and Sicily

So it's Byzantine food.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2018 02:37 PM (6FqZa)

470 >>Woman Accused Of Setting Fires At Minneapolis College For US Intervention on 'Muslim Land' Now Facing Federal Terrorism Charge


YES.

Seriously, she admitted to attempting mass murder, and set 8 fires. We're lucky she was so incompetent - had she been effective, she could have burned a large portion of the campus down.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 02:37 PM (W+vEI)

471 And all of us are "predeath",well,except Buzzion,God rest his soul...

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 02:37 PM (LiyEm)

472 She has told the whole country to be afraid b/c it is so bad and not gonna be okay.

Your concern is

[ ] Noted
[ ] Unnoted
[x] We have continually warned against sticking body parts in the cray cray.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 02:37 PM (CClpm)

473 Libertarians had a gold plated opportunity handed to them on a Diablo III cake in 2016 to run a good candidate and have a real chance at winning the presidency. I mean, seriously, Trump vs Clinton? But they ran possibly the worst candidate they've ever fielded and that's saying something. How can you screw up that badly? Its like having all those fake social media accounts with hot women pictures actually be hot women who want your bone and deleting them anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:38 PM (39g3+)

474 I'd rather have at least one decent and responsible political party, but if I can't have that, then at least one needs to be self-destructive and entertaining.
--------------------
Guess we will muddle on with Thunderdome.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 02:38 PM (YV+SU)

475 It won't. It's a gringo day to drink shitty
Mexican beer. And sorry, any beer you have to stick lemons limes
in it to make it drinkable, is shitty beer.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2018 02:33 PM (3CXto)
I wouldn't drink Corona if you paid me but a Negra Modelo with a little shake of salt and smack on the table like the viejos do is pretty darn tasty. Of course, you don't see the kids doing that in the pubs.

Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2018 02:38 PM (14URa)

476 Caribe? Yeah, that fake chocolate stuff is gross.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 02:39 PM (NWiLs)

477 437
Omarosa - Be afraid



Just popped in to say check out article on TV Guide about what Omarosa said on Celebrity Show.



She has told the whole country to be afraid b/c it is so bad and not gonna be okay.



Omarosa has always been a snake, and crazy and vengeful. And she's
only been there one day and is telling country to Panic. She's always
been bitter, and wanted in celebrity circles. This should assure her of
the fawning of Hollywood.



She is gonna flay Trump and his Administration. And it is only day 1. Great. Just one more hatchet.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 08, 2018 02:32 PM (3duqG)

On a game show?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2018 02:39 PM (ymnmz)

478 Honestly, a lot of the stuff that's been Americanized is better than the original.
______________________________________

First, I make you all fat and sleepy.

Then I invade your country!

Posted by: General Tzo at February 08, 2018 02:39 PM (ATVNj)

479 http://bit.ly/2FVaaLy
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FBI Withheld Notes From Their Interviews With Christopher Steele From Senate Judiciary Committee

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 02:39 PM (y3aQB)

480 "Just popped in to say check out article on TV Guide about what Omarosa said on Celebrity Show. "

She's been so mocked on both the left and the right that who will give a shit what she says?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at February 08, 2018 02:39 PM (ZM2xo)

481 473 Libertarians had a gold plated opportunity handed to them on a Diablo III cake in 2016 to run a good candidate and have a real chance at winning the presidency. I mean, seriously, Trump vs Clinton? But they ran possibly the worst candidate they've ever fielded and that's saying something. How can you screw up that badly? Its like having all those fake social media accounts with hot women pictures actually be hot women who want your bone and deleting them anyway.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:38 PM (39g3+)

Libertarian principles:
1. Weed, lol
2. arguing with other libertarians about what it means to be libertarian.

Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 08, 2018 02:39 PM (KUaJL)

482 Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 08, 2018 02:32 PM (3duqG)

She was just fine until the DNC sent that Diazepam Man looking dude to sweep her off her feet and marry her.

She was flipped. She's like a cotdam demunist Stepford Wife now from being injected with commie jimmy juice.

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 02:39 PM (Iz8Py)

483 (eating green chicken curry)


How do you Americanize this?


Heh. True story. Made a pot of soup beans one day (and a pone of corn bread). Soup are always better the next day!! So I ladle a big bowl, get my corn bread and dig in. My new Filipina wife had a bowl earlier and must have thought it was missing something, so she put a handful of what appeared to be dried crappie minnows into the beans. Was not actually so bad after I got over the initial fright of looking into a bowl of crappie minnows with heads looking up at me after having taken a bite and shouting "wtf!!".

Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid wants a bowl of menudo sunday morning at February 08, 2018 02:39 PM (OtVYM)

484
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Llamathrust powers Activate! at February 08, 2018 02:03 PM (xPJvm)

On another forum the other day someone wrote "My 5 year old came up to me the other day and asked 'Mommy, why are liberals such disingenuous fucktards?'".

Posted by: Mega at February 08, 2018 02:39 PM (gEWuk)

485 473 Libertarians had a gold plated opportunity handed to them on a Diablo III cake in 2016 to run a good candidate and have a real chance at winning the presidency. I mean, seriously, Trump vs Clinton? But they ran possibly the worst candidate they've ever fielded and that's saying something. How can you screw up that badly? Its like having all those fake social media accounts with hot women pictures actually be hot women who want your bone and deleting them anyway.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:38 PM (39g3+)



As nutty as Ron Paul got, or as purist as his son Rand gets, they actually did/do something constructive, as do the Republican Liberty Caucus members.

The Big L Libertarian Party people, on the other hand, just want bong hits.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 02:40 PM (ujg0T)

486 Hilarious post at Sean Davis' twatter feed with two juxtaposed photos of Sen. Manchin with pro- and anti-Planned Parenthood signs (taken weeks apart).


A significant part of the country actually has "representation" that isn't, elected people who lie to them and get away with it (no press, lazy voters, mostly). But Manchin is so ridiculous it's funny. He's just the histrionic, absurd extreme of a much larger phenomenon.



Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2018 02:40 PM (QDnY+)

487 Teacher making the Otter Defense. What a time to be alive.
Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 08, 2018 02:33 PM (KUaJL)

---

which is a kind of weasel

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 08, 2018 02:40 PM (vChNs)

488 Democrats will now demand a wall to keep them from leaving.

h/t figment

Posted by: 99Problems at February 08, 2018 02:40 PM (zWaPh)

489 It's like how much of the food we consider "Italian" is the cooking of Southern Italy and Sicily.

Italy hasn't really been a united country for very long. It's really more of a collection of regions and former city states.

I mean, we have regional foods here in the US, but out regions are generally larger. Is there authentic Delawarean or Rhode Islander cuisine?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2018 02:41 PM (hXeKX)

490 Libertarians had a gold plated opportunity handed to them on a Diablo III cake in 2016 to run a good candidate and have a real chance at winning the presidency. I mean, seriously, Trump vs Clinton? But they ran possibly the worst candidate they've ever fielded and that's saying something.

So they an AN LEPPO not THE LEPPO. No one is perfect.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2018 02:41 PM (Boy/L)

491 437 Omarosa - Be afraid

Just popped in to say check out article on TV Guide about what Omarosa said on Celebrity Show.

She has told the whole country to be afraid b/c it is so bad and not gonna be okay.

Omarosa has always been a snake, and crazy and vengeful. And she's only been there one day and is telling country to Panic. She's always been bitter, and wanted in celebrity circles. This should assure her of the fawning of Hollywood.

She is gonna flay Trump and his Administration. And it is only day 1. Great. Just one more hatchet.
Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 08, 2018 02:32 PM (3duqG)

Nah. She will further alienate the SJWs and feminists by whipping them up into more public displays of mental illness whether on purpose or not.

Watch the YouTube video. It's hysterical.

Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 02:41 PM (touVE)

492 Omarosa just proved that Kelly was right to give her the boot up the ass.
Posted by: Tom Servo


That was my immediate thought too. We'll probably get a dedicated post on that.

Javanka, for their faults, apparently smelled something off as well. Javanka may or may not be skilled at mapping out the national interest, but they are loyal to daddy. Omarosa not so much.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2018 02:41 PM (6FqZa)

493 my pet peeves are conquistadors and boys from brazil living south of the border and pretending to be oppressed minorities.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 02:37 PM (V3U1L)

THIS.

Nobody hates on the Mayans like the "Hispanic" Guatemalans.

Same deal in Mexico.

If they think Americans are racist, well, they've been here too long.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 02:41 PM (7UW64)

494 468 ironically, isn't most mexican beer actually german in origin?
------------------
Yes. Also Mexican music is Polka played by guitars and horns. Germans settled Mexico heavily as they did Texas up to Wisconsin. Remember the Zimmerman Telegram was Germany entices Mexico to side with them. This was due to the amount and wealth of German Mexicans.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 08, 2018 02:41 PM (YV+SU)

495 I am one of those legal immigrants you speak of. I
don't disagree with what you guys are saying .. maybe it's your bed side
manners ? Either way, life goes on. Can I continue to lurk, if I
don't post any more ?

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 02:14 PM (kxbgi)

Maybe you could apologize for accusing the Morons (and 'Ettes) of hating Mexicans, when their hatred is really directed at illegal immigrants and the politicians who pander to them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2018 02:41 PM (Dbv1R)

496 All a better Libertarian candidate would have done would be to hand us President Hillary.

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 02:42 PM (LiyEm)

497 489. In matters such as these, embrace the wisdom of the British - 'wogs begin at Calais.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 02:42 PM (fA1SL)

498 Guess we will muddle on with Thunderdome.

And Trump. If Trump hadn't run in '16, then we would be in worse shape.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2018 02:43 PM (hXeKX)

499 Also Mexican music is Polka played by guitars and horns./i]

A lot of the Mariachi stuff is, but some of it is really old traditional spanish stuff jazzed up a little

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:44 PM (39g3+)

500 Omarosa not so much.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2018 02:41 PM (6FqZa)
Omarosa would be working HR at some trucking company if Trump hadn't put her on the Apprentice years ago. She's a pos.

Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2018 02:44 PM (14URa)

501 "Japanese beer is good."


Yeah, No...

Posted by: Chris M at February 08, 2018 02:44 PM (eAZVt)

502 To be fair, we hate everybody and eveything equally including the Danes.

Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 02:44 PM (touVE)

503 495 I am one of those legal immigrants you speak of. I
don't disagree with what you guys are saying .. maybe it's your bed side
manners ? Either way, life goes on. Can I continue to lurk, if I
don't post any more ?

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 02:14 PM (kxbgi)
_______________________________________

You know who I am prejudiced against?

Illiterate drama queens who imagine people are bigoted against them.

Bye, Felicia.

Posted by: General Tzo at February 08, 2018 02:44 PM (ATVNj)

504
German Mexicans.

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Mmmmmmmm........ Sauerkraut Con Carne'.....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 08, 2018 02:44 PM (8XRCm)

505 Future CNN: Week long family picnics at local parks are unexpectedly in decline

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 02:45 PM (r9UYA)

506 495. That won't happen - ya know how touchy and hysterical they are.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 02:45 PM (fA1SL)

507 498 Guess we will muddle on with Thunderdome.

And Trump. If Trump hadn't run in '16, then we would be in worse shape.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2018 02:43 PM (hXeKX)

If we'd gotten Hillary *shudder* or Jebito, we'd have half the population of Central America here already.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 02:45 PM (NWiLs)

508 First, I make you all fat and sleepy.

Then I invade your country!
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*snort*

Posted by: lin-duh @ work, really...I'm working at February 08, 2018 02:45 PM (9iLHi)

509 494 468 ironically, isn't most mexican beer actually german in origin? "

"Bohemia" is actually a pretty good Mexican beer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 02:45 PM (k1TUh)

510 So it's Byzantine food.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 08, 2018 02:37 PM (6FqZa)

Sicilian cuisine is the most middle eastern influenced. The cooking of all the regions is first and foremost dictated by the natural resources at hand. So in Sicily there's seafood, oranges, lemons, honey, and the spices fused in from the muzzie occupiers.

Posted by: kallisto at February 08, 2018 02:45 PM (Iz8Py)

511 I just looked out the window here in Phoenix and thought I'd see a line all the way to Mexico.

NADA.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 02:45 PM (4CCz5)

512

What's an 'Omarosa'? Austrian for 'prolapsed uterus'?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, FBI STD Clinic Nurse at February 08, 2018 02:45 PM (T/KY7)

513 Teacher appealing conviction in sex case saying the law that prohibits sex with students is unconstitutional



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/288168/

Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 02:31 PM (LiyEm)



Teacher making the Otter Defense. What a time to be alive.

Posted by: joe, living dangeroulsy at February 08, 2018 02:33 PM (KUaJL)

That story is a little more complicated than the headline makes it out to be. Both teacher and student were overage (21 and 18 respectively) so this is not a case of statutory rape. She was not his teacher just a teacher at his school so I think there is only a dubious claim of abuse of power. His parents are urging the DA to drop charges saying their son initiated the relationship and that they are serious about each other. It is still an icky situation but it should not be illegal.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 02:45 PM (SrkNc)

514 And take that freaking annoying Dora and her brother Diego with you.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2018 02:45 PM (VpIIl)

515 Nah. She will further alienate the SJWs and feminists by whipping them up into more public displays of mental illness whether on purpose or not.

Watch the YouTube video. It's hysterical.
Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 02:41 PM (touVE)



Which makes me wonder if Omarosa is acting as a clever Trump ploy.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 02:46 PM (ujg0T)

516 502 To be fair, we hate everybody and eveything equally including the Danes.

Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 02:44 PM (touVE)


Filthy Scandis.

**spit**

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 02:46 PM (7UW64)

517 First, I make you all fat and sleepy.

Then I invade your country!

Posted by: General Tzo at February 08, 2018 02:39 PM (ATVNj)


Like chop suey and some other dishes, General Tso's Chicken isn't actually Chinese, IIRC.

Not that here's actually unified Chinese cuisine-- again, regions. Hunan is different from Szechuan and all the others I can't remember.

That being said, my understanding is that chop suey was invented in America by Chinese immigrants, using local ingredients.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2018 02:46 PM (hXeKX)

518 German, Vietnamese, Congolese, etc. The assumption that every illegal is Mexican (not "Mex") is pretty racist in and of its self.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:10 PM (39g3+)


Straw man, virtue-signaling, and also a bit silly. The vast majority of the illegal alien problem comes from Mexicans. People sneaking in from Lichtenstein are not the problem. It is not unreasonable for rhetorical purposes to address the illegal alien problem in terms of Mexicans. To a good approximation, that's where the illegal alien problem lies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 02:46 PM (YqDXo)

519 Future CNN: Southwest recreation lands unexpectedly re-open for America citizens.

Posted by: Under Fire at February 08, 2018 02:46 PM (r9UYA)

520 Is it Taco Tuesday again already?

Posted by: Mega at February 08, 2018 02:46 PM (gEWuk)

521 OSHA puts out a report monthly that details workplace fatalities and the follow up investigations. Pretty gruesome stuff.

Anyhoo, want to guess who is in the largest group to be killed on the job? Mexicans. Why? Because most that work in construction or landscaping come here illegally and don't speak English. So when they get their safety instructions they have been coached previously to say "Yes I understand" or they don't get trained at all. California, Texas, and Arizona have the most of these incidents.

No Jose, don't feed wood into a wood chipper with your hands.

Gilberto, do not step on the highest platform on top of a ladder.

Ramon, it is not a good idea to work on that electrical equipment without powering it down.

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 02:47 PM (oiNtH)

522

"ja ja ja"

"ja ja ja"



One is German.
One is Mexican.


Can YOU tell the difference????

Posted by: fixerupper at February 08, 2018 02:47 PM (8XRCm)

523
We also hate nazis, especially illinois nazis.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 02:47 PM (r+sAi)

524 Like chop suey and some other dishes, General Tso's Chicken isn't actually Chinese, IIRC.
______________________________________

News flash, round eye: It isn't really chicken!

Posted by: General Tzo at February 08, 2018 02:47 PM (ATVNj)

525 520
Is it Taco Tuesday again already?


Posted by: Mega at February 08, 2018 02:46 PM (gEWuk)
Tamale Thursday, apparently.

Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2018 02:47 PM (14URa)

526 522

"ja ja ja"

"ja ja ja"



One is German.
One is Mexican.


Can YOU tell the difference????
Posted by: fixerupper at February 08, 2018 02:47 PM (8XRCm)

One's pronounced ya ya ya, the other ha ha ha.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

527 >>>Can YOU tell the difference????

Which one is Charo?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - NOW WITH VIP at February 08, 2018 02:48 PM (3Wri6)

528
German, Vietnamese, Congolese, etc. The assumption that every illegal is Mexican (not "Mex") is pretty racist in and of its self.
Posted by: "Christopher R Taylor" at February 08, 2018 02:10 PM (39g3+)

______

You spelled "chemjeff" wrong.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 08, 2018 02:48 PM (8XRCm)

529 515 Nah. She will further alienate the SJWs and feminists by whipping them up into more public displays of mental illness whether on purpose or not.

Watch the YouTube video. It's hysterical.
Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 02:41 PM (touVE)


Which makes me wonder if Omarosa is acting as a clever Trump ploy.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 02:46 PM (ujg0T)

Ding. Ding. Ding. Now you are seeing the theater that Trump runs against the monopoly of theater being ran against us for decades.

Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 02:48 PM (touVE)

530 That being said, my understanding is that chop suey was invented in America by Chinese immigrants, using local ingredients.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2018 02:46 PM (hXeKX)


My favorite culinary item: ordering California roll in Japan.

The food went Japan --> California --> Japan.

Whole lot of cultural appropriation goin' on. Which I think is good!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 02:48 PM (YqDXo)

531 People sneaking in from Lichtenstein are not the problem.

Anybody coming here illegally is breaking the law and I want them gone, white European or not. A large number of the people even coming across the southern border are from Central and Southern American countries in any case. A ton more come in from Southeastern Asia, usually snuck in with various ways to work in hair salons/brothels.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:48 PM (39g3+)

532 If these people are so fucking wonderful, why isn't Mexico demanding they return home to help Mexico?

Bueller?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2018 02:49 PM (FKHWN)

533 I'll just have a coke.

Posted by: DKMY at February 08, 2018 02:49 PM (MoqlF)

534 You spelled "chemjeff" wrong.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 08, 2018 02:48 PM (8XRCm)
Threadwinner! falling all about laughing . . .

Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2018 02:49 PM (14URa)

535 I watched The apprentice when Omarosa was on and she is a pretty vindictive and nasty woman. I think a tad cray-cray as well. Very thirsty.

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 02:49 PM (oiNtH)

536 One's pronounced ya ya ya, the other ha ha ha.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 08, 2018 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

----

ummmmmmm

Posted by: fixerupper at February 08, 2018 02:50 PM (8XRCm)

537

This is the alternate universe we are hearing about. They really thought they could drum up sympathy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 08, 2018 02:50 PM (fceHP)

538 Google Big Brother NOOD

Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at February 08, 2018 02:50 PM (AM1GF)

539 You know where the people from Easter Island went?

That's right. Dubuque.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 08, 2018 02:50 PM (VpIIl)

540 Omarosa?

Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2018 02:50 PM (+lOpA)

541 Nood - gulag

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at February 08, 2018 02:50 PM (fA1SL)

542 534 You spelled "chemjeff" wrong.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 08, 2018 02:48 PM (8XRCm)
Threadwinner! falling all about laughing . . .
Posted by: Peaches at February 08, 2018 02:49 PM (14URa)


Me too. More succinct than my rant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 02:50 PM (YqDXo)

543 495 I am one of those legal immigrants you speak of. I
don't disagree with what you guys are saying .. maybe it's your bed side
manners ? Either way, life goes on. Can I continue to lurk, if I
don't post any more ?

Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 02:14 PM

Then you should know what it's like having someone cut in line. I have zero problems with Mexicans. I love going there, I volunteer at an orphanage down there once a year sometimes twice. What I have a problem with is someone essentially sneaking into my house raiding my refrigerator and having the cojones to tell me I am out of milk, demanding I go get more. Anyone wants to go through the process, go for it. You're welcome here, enjoy your culture but don't expect everyone to adapt to yours.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 08, 2018 02:51 PM (+1EJs)

544
I remember spending about an hour one day watching youtube on "irish people try (some food)" or japenese try....

pretty funny.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 08, 2018 02:51 PM (r+sAi)

545 Anybody coming here illegally is breaking the law and I want them gone, white European or not. A large number of the people even coming across the southern border are from Central and Southern American countries in any case. A ton more come in from Southeastern Asia, usually snuck in with various ways to work in hair salons/brothels.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:48 PM (39g3+)


Reread my comment.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 02:51 PM (YqDXo)

546 515
Nah. She will further alienate the SJWs and feminists by whipping
them up into more public displays of mental illness whether on purpose
or not.



Watch the YouTube video. It's hysterical.

Posted by: The Last Monk at the CDC on his smelly cellphone at February 08, 2018 02:41 PM (touVE)




Which makes me wonder if Omarosa is acting as a clever Trump ploy.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 02:46 PM (ujg0T)


From White house to Game Show. After having the ear of a President to game show. Making national policy decision to game show.

I'm not sure there is a lot of credibility there. I mean at least the quitters in the FBI get gigs at CNN.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2018 02:51 PM (ymnmz)

547 Facebook feed today:

Wait - a country founded by immigrants wants to build a wall to keep out immigrants?

Fuck me. The stupidity.

Illegal, ya shit brain. ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. Who said a damn thing about stopping Immigrants???

This is what liberals count on. Stupidity. The ability to parrot that which would be considered fucking ignorant by anyone with an IQ over 75.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2018 02:52 PM (FKHWN)

548 Its just amazing to me how many people here seem to think that the illegal immigration problem is a Mexican problem. A lot are from Mexico, but plenty are from south of there rammed through Mexico (their southern border is like a fortress) and people coming in through other means. There are a ton of illegal Vietnamese and other SE Asian illegals in the United States.

Do you all really just want the Mexicans gone and are fine with the rest? You are fine with illegal immigration as long as it doesn't come from Mexico? Of course not. So why act as if that's the exclusive source??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:52 PM (39g3+)

549 Sicilian cuisine is the most middle eastern influenced. The cooking of all the regions is first and foremost dictated by the natural resources at hand.

I remember reading an article on the cheeseburger. The idea was that it was a very modern food-- most ingredients/components are from very different locales, and getting them together requires fairly advanced transportation and refrigeration.

Also, while we're on Italian food, the tomato is a New World vegetable, and they culturally appropriated it.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2018 02:52 PM (hXeKX)

550 I don't hate Mexicans specifically. I hate everyone.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at February 08, 2018 02:52 PM (/o9Qk)

551 Anyhoo, want to guess who is in the largest group to be killed on the job? Mexicans. Why? Because most that work in construction or landscaping come here illegally and don't speak English. So when they get their safety instructions they have been coached previously to say "Yes I understand" or they don't get trained at all. California, Texas, and Arizona have the most of these incidents.

No Jose, don't feed wood into a wood chipper with your hands.

Gilberto, do not step on the highest platform on top of a ladder.

Ramon, it is not a good idea to work on that electrical equipment without powering it down.

Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 02:47 PM (oiNtH)


When we staying in Guatemala, we witnessed some guys on the steeply sloped roof of a hotel in construction, about 16 stories above the ground, with no safety equipment whatsoever. No hard hats, no tie-offs, not even sleepers on the roof to catch people or tools, no nets at the edges.

They just monkeyed themselves all over that roof to do the work.

We also did not witness much in the way of progress, but that's also a situation generally south of the border.

And who is OSHA to demand that they give up their native culture, anyway?

Who's fault is it if they drop a hammer 15 stories on somebody's head?

Racists.

/s

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 02:52 PM (7UW64)

552 Omarosa is Swahili for "lies like a Democrat".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 08, 2018 02:52 PM (+y/Ru)

553 226---You know how I know you're a troll? Because you think its about Mexicans when its about illegals.
Posted by: buzzion at February 08, 2018 02:00 PM (cAnNx)
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I know that for most people here it really IS about the illegality, not the race or ethnicity. But it doesn't make you a "troll" to notice that the minute the subject of illegals is brought up there will be a flood of anti-Mexican and anti-Hispanic "jokes."

Now, I'll concede that this makes sense, given that the vast majority of illegals over the last few decades have indeed been Mexican. But it still is a bit disconcerting, especially to people like 5/8 Mexican or me (0/8 Mexican but 8/8 Hispanic.)

So I welcome someone --- anyone --- getting snitty about it because the complaint evokes a whole lot of comments praising LEGAL Meximericans. Those are comments someone not familiar with the blog denizens need to 'hear' to understand where we're coming from.








Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2018 02:52 PM (0jtPF)

554 I remember reading an article on the cheeseburger. The idea was that it was a very modern food-- most ingredients/components are from very different locales, and getting them together requires fairly advanced transportation and refrigeration.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2018 02:52 PM (hXeKX)

A cheeseburger? Not so strange in, y'know, Wisconsin.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2018 02:53 PM (7UW64)

555 Because most that work in construction or landscaping come here illegally and don't speak English. So when they get their safety instructions they have been coached previously to say "Yes I understand" or they don't get trained at all.

The employer has less incentive to train them and keep them safe, too.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2018 02:53 PM (hXeKX)

556 Anyhoo, want to guess who is in the largest group to be killed on the job? Mexicans. Why? Because most that work in construction or landscaping come here illegally and don't speak English. So when they get their safety instructions they have been coached previously to say "Yes I understand" or they don't get trained at all. California, Texas, and Arizona have the most of these incidents.

Culturally, most third world countries have a pretty low estimation of the value of human life, since they're pretty much surrounded by death all the time. Lost of their siblings die early on or in birth. People dying ghastly ways around them. They don't really have the same level of concern about life or personal safety as we do.

We take it a bit too far the other direction, with labels telling folks not to eat Tide Pods, but there's a happy medium in there that the 3rd world doesn't grasp.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:54 PM (39g3+)

557 "That story is a little more complicated than the headline makes it out to be. Both teacher and student were overage (21 and 18 respectively) so this is not a case of statutory rape"

If those are the circumstances, I would support the right of the School District to have rules in place which would allow them to terminate the employment of any teacher who engaged in such conduct. But I do NOT believe it is justified for there to be the possibility of a criminal conviction for the same conduct - that truly is, in my mind, a constitutional violation. Since other 18 and 21 year olds can engage in identical conduct with no fear of a criminal case being made against them, they are not being given the equal protection of our law.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 02:54 PM (k1TUh)

558 Nobody hates on the Mayans like the "Hispanic" Guatemalans.

Same deal in Mexico.

If they think Americans are racist, well, they've been here too long.
Posted by: tcn
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we hardly know what goes on in apparent monocultures like china and india BUT it's pretty apparent our newly arrived but claiming racial oppression friends from this pool of 2.5 billion people come from very racist cultures. India has it's class system....which is probably why gheetas here are quick to judge po' white trash.

Posted by: zibbly wibbly at February 08, 2018 02:54 PM (V3U1L)

559 Hot for teacher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMPlPJP2brw

Posted by: Stanley Longbow at February 08, 2018 02:55 PM (ECDXs)

560 "Japanese beer is good."

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With what?

Posted by: auscolpyr at February 08, 2018 02:55 PM (suO/a)

561 Anybody sing "Hey Dacarena" yet?

Posted by: wth at February 08, 2018 02:56 PM (HgMAr)

562 >>If these people are so fucking wonderful, why isn't Mexico demanding they return home to help Mexico?



They appreciate the money these expats wire home every week AND that they don't cost them anything; they don't have to educate their kids, provide for their health care, infrastructure, protect them, etc. Who wouldn't want a productive citizenry that lives elsewhere but sends their income home to be spent domestically?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2018 02:56 PM (W+vEI)

563 Like chop suey and some other dishes, General Tso's Chicken isn't actually Chinese, IIRC.
______________________________________

News flash, round eye: It isn't really chicken!

Posted by: General Tzo at February 08, 2018 02:47 PM (ATVNj)


Cats in the kettle in the tiki moon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at February 08, 2018 02:56 PM (aMlLZ)

564 That being said, my understanding is that chop suey was invented in America by Chinese immigrants, using local ingredients.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 08, 2018 02:46 PM (hXeKX)

Don't get us started on spaghetti and bocce ball origins. just don't.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 02:56 PM (4CCz5)

565 548 Its just amazing to me how many people here seem to think that the illegal immigration problem is a Mexican problem. A lot are from Mexico, but plenty are from south of there rammed through Mexico (their southern border is like a fortress) and people coming in through other means. There are a ton of illegal Vietnamese and other SE Asian illegals in the United States.

Do you all really just want the Mexicans gone and are fine with the rest? You are fine with illegal immigration as long as it doesn't come from Mexico? Of course not. So why act as if that's the exclusive source??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:52 PM (39g3+)


You really are channeling chemjeff here. There are literally MILLIONS of Mexicans here illegally. THAT'S where the illegal alien problem comes from. Yeah, OK, some are from Central America, but same difference. "Mexican" in this context is a shorthand for "Spanish-speaking people from south of the border."

When Germans and Congolese etc. start coming here in their millions, forming vicious gangs, etc. then we'll worry about them explicitly too.

Sheesh. Your perspective is like telling someone with a life-threatening illness that he should also worry about the zit on his chin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 02:56 PM (YqDXo)

566 Wait - a country founded by immigrants wants to build a wall to keep out immigrants?

-
Well, the Indians didn't build a wall and look what happened to them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Robot, You Jane at February 08, 2018 02:57 PM (+y/Ru)

567 I know that for most people here it really IS about the illegality, not the race or ethnicity. But it doesn't make you a "troll" to notice that the minute the subject of illegals is brought up there will be a flood of anti-Mexican and anti-Hispanic "jokes."

Eh. I mean everyone here jokes about how stupid White America is, too. Redneck jokes, college student jokes, voter jokes, its basically topic-driven. We mock everyone here: atheists, Christians, Americans, non-Americans, Belgians, Sinhalese, Norwegians. As long as its funny I'm okay with it.

As a cracker-American Christian, there's plenty to laugh at in my culture. That's why we get all those jokes about potluck dinners and lame praise songs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:57 PM (39g3+)

568 If those are the circumstances, I would support the
right of the School District to have rules in place which would allow
them to terminate the employment of any teacher who engaged in such
conduct. But I do NOT believe it is justified for there to be the
possibility of a criminal conviction for the same conduct - that truly
is, in my mind, a constitutional violation. Since other 18 and 21 year
olds can engage in identical conduct with no fear of a criminal case
being made against them, they are not being given the equal protection
of our law.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 02:54 PM (k1TUh)

That is my take. That should totally be a fire-able offense but no way should it be criminalized. I think the teacher has a half decent constitutional claim.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 02:57 PM (SrkNc)

569 Sheesh. Your perspective is like telling someone with a life-threatening illness that he should also worry about the zit on his chin.

My perspective is that illegal immigration is bad no matter where it comes from. I don't care about their nation of origin or the percentage of people. I would like to think you agree with this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:58 PM (39g3+)

570 We take it a bit too far the other direction, with
labels telling folks not to eat Tide Pods, but there's a happy medium in
there that the 3rd world doesn't grasp.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:54 PM (39g3+)

just stay away from the lemon ones. too tart.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 02:58 PM (4CCz5)

571 Posted by: Cheri at February 08, 2018 02:47 PM (oiNtH)

I would like jobs in America be given to Americans. However, it's not good that there aren't people in TX AZ and CA who are explaining to Jose, Gilberto and Ramon the safety restrictions. People killed in bloody, painful accidents is not a good thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2018 02:58 PM (8+Ozj)

572 The employer has less incentive to train them and keep them safe, too.

"Never heard of him. Let me check our records of cash-only employees... Oh, that's right. There are none!"

Posted by: t-bird at February 08, 2018 02:59 PM (2z74n)

573 "Culturally, most third world countries have a pretty low estimation of the value of human life, since they're pretty much surrounded by death all the time. Lost of their siblings die early on or in birth. People dying ghastly ways around them. They don't really have the same level of concern about life or personal safety as we do.

We take it a bit too far the other direction, with labels telling folks not to eat Tide Pods, but there's a happy medium in there that the 3rd world doesn't grasp."

A couple weeks ago, I was marveling while I watched a mexican with a leaf blower down the street - he was on top of a tall second story roof with a 45 degree pitch, just walking around hanging onto his leaf blower because the home owner wanted him to get the leaves out of the gutters and any corners. No safety ropes, no harness, 1 stumble and *splat*.

Amazingly, he made it off that roof in one piece. He probably got $20 for risking his life like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2018 02:59 PM (k1TUh)

574 If these people are so fucking wonderful, why isn't Mexico demanding they return home to help Mexico?


______


Remittances make up more of Mexico's GDP than oil sales. No way does Mexico want that cash cut off.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 02:59 PM (SrkNc)

575 As a cracker-American Christian, there's plenty to
laugh at in my culture. That's why we get all those jokes about potluck
dinners and lame praise songs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:57 PM (39g3+)

You forgot the Miks and the wops I believe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - cluelessly riding the 'short bus' of life at February 08, 2018 03:00 PM (4CCz5)

576 If my neighbor was making Meth in my backyard, I'd put a stop to it. If Mexico is doing nothing to stop illegal immigrants from using their territory to jump into another country, illegally, they are also guilty. Just cause you were the get away driver, not the gunman in that bank robbery doesn't mean you get away scot free.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 08, 2018 03:00 PM (FKHWN)

577 Do you all really just want the Mexicans gone and
are fine with the rest? You are fine with illegal immigration as long
as it doesn't come from Mexico? Of course not. So why act as if that's
the exclusive source??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 02:52 PM (39g3+)

If you could deport all the illegal Mexicans, and all the illegal Centroamericanos that are conflated with them because they entered the USA via Mexico, the "illegal immigrant problem" would cease to be much of a problem at all. Major headache>>petty annoyance.

Numbers matter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2018 03:00 PM (Dbv1R)

578 Posted by: 5/8 Mex at February 08, 2018 02:58 PM (qQk+U)

You're not banned or you couldn't post. Egregiously obnoxious trolls or people who hacked the system to post as "number one" get banned-and for some of them it's only a time out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2018 03:01 PM (8+Ozj)

579 Mr 5/8ths, I am 1/2 Spanish. Yes we here in Colorado and New Mexico say Spanish. Most of my cousins, older ones were Chicano activists when they were young. They invited Caesar Chavez to speak. As young as I was, I remember him saying when I come to your house to see you I come to the front door, not the bathroom window. By the way, the speech was in English. Thank you for doing it the right way. Back to lurking.

Posted by: charles w at February 08, 2018 03:02 PM (U6TH0)

580 If you could deport all the illegal Mexicans, and all the illegal Centroamericanos that are conflated with them because they entered the USA via Mexico, the "illegal immigrant problem" would cease to be much of a problem at all. Major headache>>petty annoyance.

See I guess its a difference in philosophy. I dislike illegal immigration because its illegal, not because of the scope or national origins of the people involved. I don't like lawbreaking, and I don't like the motivation behind it. I want that ended no matter what the people coming in are like or how many there are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 08, 2018 03:03 PM (39g3+)

581 Oh well.

Posted by: cccp3-o at February 08, 2018 03:10 PM (vKfaB)

582 http://bit.ly/2H0nL5F
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Melania Trump Demanded Spiritual Cleansing of Obama & Clinton White House, Removal of Pagan & Demonic Idols

Posted by: MISHBOT at February 08, 2018 03:10 PM (y3aQB)

583 518
It is not unreasonable for rhetorical purposes to address the illegal alien problem in terms of Mexicans....
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 08, 2018 02:46 PM (YqDXo)
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You mean for shorthand purposes, not "rhetorical" ones.
A good rhetorician aims to persuade and would address the problem in terms of illegality, trespass, invasion, crime, mooching, etc., and would be clever enough to avoid making it an ethnic thing.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2018 03:11 PM (0jtPF)

584 Doesn't any politician know about the four laws of thermodynamics? Entropy is evil, like Google.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2018 03:13 PM (hyuyC)

585 451 Umm yeah,Nobody gives a fuck about Omarosa.She found a way to make more money out of her association with Trump.
Posted by: steevy at February 08, 2018 02:34 PM (LiyEm)


Uh, have ya seen the batshit crazy people and leaders the left follows like sheeple? The celebrities who call for resistance and getting in the streets. The MSM who whip them into a frenzy daily. Those are the people she is speaking to. These are the people who watch that show. And they will listen. She has a golden platform.

My hope is she goes batshit crazy in the house and everyone ends up tossing her and so her warnings get undermined. But she is cunning. And I think the producers will want to keep her around for ratings. Just like Trump did on his show.

But to say no one pays attention to Omarosa is like saying no one pays attention to celebrities.

I always knew the Omarosa hire would come back to bite Trump in the ass. It is who she is. Glad they got rid of her. But she is a blabbermouth and a liar...just who people love to listen to these days.

Let's hope the media pays no attention to her and she disappears. But I expect she has a book in the works too.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 08, 2018 03:13 PM (3duqG)

586 CNN: These "Dreamers" Are Threatening to Leave America if They Don't Get Their Amnesty


So they are threatening to self deport? Is lt that what we want?

The stupidity burns.

(Only read headline...time is tight.)

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 08, 2018 03:15 PM (3duqG)

587 *isn't it

Damn.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 08, 2018 03:16 PM (3duqG)

588 *Isn't that what we want.

Geez! i gotta skedaddle.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 08, 2018 03:17 PM (3duqG)

589 579 ..... They invited Caesar Chavez to speak. As young as I was, I remember him saying when I come to your house to see you I come to the front door, not the bathroom window. By the way, the speech was in English.....
Posted by: charles w at February 08, 2018 03:02 PM (U6TH0)
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Yeah, our ruling class conveniently likes to forget how vehemently opposed to illegal immigration Chavez was.
Actually, he wasn't too keen on legal Mexican immigration either.

Ah, for the good old days when lefties actually DID favor the working class!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 08, 2018 03:19 PM (0jtPF)

590 Como se dice "lulz" en espanol?

Coņo

Posted by: jakee308 at February 08, 2018 03:20 PM (1P4tP)

591 "All right, we'll give some land to the ni**ers and the chinks, but we DON'T WANT THE IRISH."

could NEVER make that movie today.

ahhhh! Good Times!

Posted by: WaldoTJ at February 08, 2018 03:20 PM (M1MpJ)

592 Which makes me wonder if Omarosa is acting as a clever Trump ploy.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 08, 2018 02:46 PM (ujg0T)


Not on your life. See how and what she did to get fired.
She is loyal to no one but herself.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 08, 2018 03:21 PM (3duqG)

593 From White house to Game Show. After having the ear of a President to game show. Making national policy decision to game show.

I'm not sure there is a lot of credibility there. I mean at least the quitters in the FBI get gigs at CNN.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 08, 2018 02:51 PM (ymnmz)


There was not a lot of credibility with Wolf either, and look how his book took off.

Cheri said it best...she is a vindictive and nasty woman. Hope she drowns in anonymity, but if the press decides to elevate her, she will go scorched earth, if her past is any indication.

Posted by: professor disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at February 08, 2018 03:26 PM (3duqG)

594 Melania Trump Demanded Spiritual Cleansing of Obama & Clinton White House, Removal of Pagan & Demonic Idols
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I would have too. Seriously.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 08, 2018 03:32 PM (vg8iE)

595
Buh bye!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2018 03:47 PM (pNxlR)

596 Nope, no "hate" just anger... Come to CA. and see what has happened to our schools, hospitals, and neighborhoods... Then we'll talk
Posted by: at February 08, 2018

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I visited LA for 2 days in Sept. 2014. Crowded, the roads hard to navigate even on a Sunday, and the wait staff at the diner where I had breakfast all knew very little English. Set the so-called "wonderful climate" against that, and the climate loses every time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 08, 2018 04:18 PM (GqXWW)

597
If these people are so fucking wonderful, why isn't Mexico demanding they return home to help Mexico?
_____

Remittances make up more of Mexico's GDP than oil sales. No way does Mexico want that cash cut off.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at February 08, 2018 02:59 PM
This. Vicente Fox was completely open about the fact that he wanted to facilitate his compatriots' entry into the US and ability to take advantage of such things as their "fair share" of SS. He's one of the elites. What do they care if basic things like education and social/economic mobility aren't available for those below? Let them get across the border for their education, major surgeries, and jobs.
Over the long haul, it's bad policy for Mexico just like open-borders is bad policy for us. Can a country prosper when it gets all its cash infusions from elsewhere? Compare Mexico to Honduras, which thinks that the exodus of young workers is a crisis and a threat to its future.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 08, 2018 04:57 PM (fxCK2)

598 They didn't even use a hot Latina for the pic.

Memo to CNN: hire some heterosexual men. They can advise you how this works.

Posted by: George LeS at February 08, 2018 06:10 PM (+TcCF)

599 With enemies like this, we don't need friends.

Posted by: pursang at February 08, 2018 07:53 PM (SeHBv)

600 "We never clicked"

The word you are looking for is: Cliqued

Posted by: Aarradin at February 09, 2018 04:12 AM (5kvQv)

601 As Lady Macbeth would have it - stand not upon the order of your leaving...

Posted by: J. S. Bridges at February 09, 2018 08:17 AM (EQT49)

602 Is that supposed to be a threat? AHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHA!

Posted by: RebeccaH at February 09, 2018 12:01 PM (uAv7/)

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