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Monmouth Poll: Trump Approval Rises; Approval of Tax Cut Soars; Democrat Advantage in Congressional Mid-Terms Falls to Just 2%
It's like a train just collided with Bill Kristol's and AllahPundit's hopes and dreams.
Sad!Donald Trump's job approval rating has bounced back from the record low registered in last month's Monmouth University Poll , as more Americans now see the president as having achieved some legislative success. The poll finds that support for the recently passed tax reform plan has increased and Republicans have made gains in the generic House ballot test. Pres. Trump's job rating now stands at 42% approve and 50% disapprove. While his net rating continues to dwell in negative territory, this is an improvement from his December low of 32% approve and 56% disapprove. The current results mark a return to the ratings he received in the late summer and early fall of 2017. Positive signs for Trump include an uptick in public opinion that he has been successful in moving his agenda through Congress and increasing support for the recently enacted tax reform plan. A majority (55%) of Americans say that Trump has been at least somewhat successful at getting Congress to pass his legislative agenda, while 41% say he has not been successful. This marks a reversal from December - before the tax reform bill was approved - when only 42% said Trump had been successful with Congress and 53% said he had not been successful. Opinion is currently divided on the landmark tax reform plan - 44% approve and 44% disapprove. But this marks a significant increase in public support from December, when just 26% approved of the bill and 47% disapproved. Perhaps more importantly, fewer Americans (36%) believe that their own federal taxes will go up under the plan than felt the same when the bill was in its final legislative stages last month (50%). Still, the number who believe that their taxes will go up (36%) outnumber those who believe that their taxes will go down (24%) or stay the same (32%) under the new system. ... In a look ahead to 2018, Democrats currently hold a negligible edge on the generic Congress ballot. If the election for House of Representatives were held today, 47% of registered voters say they would vote for or lean toward voting for the Democratic candidate in their district compared to 45% who would support the Republican. This marks a dramatic shift from last month, when Democrats held a 15 point advantage on the generic ballot (51% to 36%).Down from 15 points to 2 points.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Screw 'Em at January 31, 2018 01:56 PM (ceaIL)
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2018 01:56 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Obama waving from Martha's Vineyard at January 31, 2018 01:57 PM (kbqvM)
Posted by: Old Nam Vet at January 31, 2018 01:57 PM (FqZOm)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2018 01:57 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Allahpundit at January 31, 2018 01:58 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2018 01:58 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2018 01:58 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2018 01:59 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 31, 2018 01:59 PM (4u7kU)
And this was taken before the SOTU?
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2018 01:56 PM (Enq6K)
I think I forgot to wish you Happy Birthday.
Hope SOTU last night made up for that!
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 31, 2018 01:59 PM (DofIg)
Posted by: E.T. at January 31, 2018 01:59 PM (P1GJy)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2018 01:59 PM (3BFzK)
Now that's funny.
Posted by: Allahpundit at January 31, 2018 01:59 PM (4e+hS)
Think you can follow the bread "crumbs" to better numbers in the coming months!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2018 01:59 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2018 01:59 PM (7ZVPa)
Kristol Meth is looking for a cuddle from Yeggs McMuffin right 'bout now.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2018 01:59 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2018 01:59 PM (0tfLf)
Hope SOTU last night made up for that!
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 31, 2018 01:59 PM (DofIg)
Thank you! It did! Best gift I got...ok, only gift I got but whatev....
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2018 02:00 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 31, 2018 02:00 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at January 31, 2018 02:00 PM (Rql93)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2018 02:00 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2018 02:00 PM (Iz8Py)
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Unexpectedly, I'm sure.
Posted by: mrp at January 31, 2018 02:00 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 31, 2018 02:00 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2018 02:00 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 02:00 PM (AmeQT)
It's like a train just collided with Bill Kristol's and AllahPundit's hopes and dreams.
Which are garbage ... and in a truck.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2018 02:00 PM (pNxlR)
Maybe we can get a Republican into Jared Polis' seat.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2018 01:58 PM (6FqZa)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...
GASP.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ....
He'll probably be the next Governor.
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 31, 2018 02:01 PM (DofIg)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 31, 2018 02:01 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2018 02:01 PM (OD2ni)
Because we've definitely reached the "He's effective, but..." phase.
WOohoo!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2018 02:01 PM (W+vEI)
Maybe with a 15 point advantage of donk in the sample.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2018 02:01 PM (3BFzK)
Sad!
ISWYDT.
Posted by: Shecky joncelli at January 31, 2018 02:02 PM (RD7QR)
Will the Democratic front operatives have to be, um...neutralized if they fail in their mission?
Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2018 02:02 PM (Iz8Py)
Now that's funny.
Posted by: Allahpundit
See? Train wrecks CAN be funny.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 02:02 PM (AmeQT)
Posted by: E.T. at January 31, 2018 02:02 PM (P1GJy)
Posted by: pookysgirl at January 31, 2018 02:02 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at January 31, 2018 02:02 PM (Rql93)
Posted by: Dang at January 31, 2018 02:02 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: scott_t at January 31, 2018 02:03 PM (xGZ+b)
"You know who else used trains, don't you. DON:T YOU!?!?!?!?"
--- James Gunn, who maybe needs to take a time-out from discussing politics with his friend Joss Whedon*
*Totes speculation on my part
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2018 02:03 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2018 02:02 PM (Iz8Py)
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They'll keep swinging for the bleachers until the last checks clear.
Posted by: mrp at January 31, 2018 02:03 PM (Pqytn)
Twitchy has a pretty funny thread about Manchin at the sotu."
Funny but embarrassing for Manchin. I could not imagine having to seek Chucky Boy Schumer's permission to stand or sit. The ghost of Vito Corleone should have come and slapped him and "You could act like a man."
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2018 02:03 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: MISHBOT at January 31, 2018 02:03 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2018 02:03 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2018 02:03 PM (7ZVPa)
Yet on CNN its all "his approval is in the mid 30s". They will be as shocked in Nov 18 as they were in Nov 16.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 31, 2018 02:03 PM (eILuD)
Because we've definitely reached the "He's effective, but..." phase.
WOohoo!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2018 02:01 PM (W+vEI)
Yes, that the country will experience a "golden age".
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 31, 2018 02:04 PM (lIdMJ)
Which is your candidate? I'm deciding on Treasurer Walker Stapleton or DA George Brauchler.
Doug Robinson looks like a pussy and I'm done indulging Tom Tancredo's "hurr durr send 'em a messidge" crankery.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2018 02:04 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: IP at January 31, 2018 02:04 PM (/fNs2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2018 02:04 PM (mbhDw)
Joss Wheedle you say?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2018 02:04 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2018 02:05 PM (BWL+E)
Rush talking about this post now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2018 02:05 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2018 02:05 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2018 02:05 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Dang at January 31, 2018 02:05 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:05 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 31, 2018 02:05 PM (eILuD)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 31, 2018 02:05 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 31, 2018 02:05 PM (MKTLT)
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 31, 2018 02:05 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: GregV61 at January 31, 2018 02:06 PM (FLpne)
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at January 31, 2018 02:06 PM (Rql93)
I hope the Justice Department is ready for fraud on a scale not seen since the 19th century.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:06 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: MISHBOT at January 31, 2018 02:06 PM (y3aQB)
Rush talking about this post now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2018 02:05 PM (mbhDw)
Snerdley needs to delurk so we can properly initiate him.
Posted by: Shecky joncelli at January 31, 2018 02:06 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2018 02:06 PM (8ikIW)
Bill Kristol looks at his enormous 401K, and cries himself to sleep.
Not unlike the putz who sold off all stock holding in his kids' education IRAs and advised others to do the same - except he cries all the time.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2018 02:06 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: David Santacroce at January 31, 2018 02:06 PM (Zkc/a)
Posted by: BignJames at January 31, 2018 02:06 PM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 31, 2018 02:06 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 31, 2018 02:05 PM (eILuD)
Fu Man-Chin...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2018 02:06 PM (mbhDw)
Shitting your diapers in public goes over well in San Francisco.
Among voters, not so much.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 31, 2018 02:06 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2018 02:07 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 31, 2018 02:06 PM (3BFzK)
More manly than Kristol Blue Persuasion.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2018 02:07 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2018 01:59
I know they were saying the cuts would kick in in Feb, but the tax cut was there in my paycheck last week. TY PDT.
Posted by: Farmer at January 31, 2018 02:07 PM (lfXAE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:07 PM (39g3+)
Just wait until next month when it's showing up in everyone's paycheck.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:08 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Dr Spank "
Bill Kristol get his lunch money stolen by Chris Hayes.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2018 02:08 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: A. Pundit at January 31, 2018 02:08 PM (SkuXa)
Still pretty scary that this many Americans are that dumb.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 31, 2018 02:08 PM (7+71Q)
Posted by: Hands at January 31, 2018 02:08 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Amy Schumer
And you didn't even pick up the trainwreck/"Trainwreck"movie joke opportunity?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2018 02:08 PM (W+vEI)
Shitting your diapers in public goes over well in San Francisco.
Among voters, not so much.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 31, 2018 02:06 PM (kqsXK)
On the other hand, the German tourists love it!
Posted by: Shecky joncelli at January 31, 2018 02:08 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 31, 2018 02:08 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 31, 2018 02:08 PM (mQ0Mc)
I put the likelihood he actually did that to about 7% chance.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 31, 2018 02:08 PM (eILuD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2018 02:05 PM (BWL+E)
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Cory Booker said this morning that the tax cuts "cost taxpayers $xxx". (I think he used the 1.5 trillion figure.)
In similar vein he said there were no effects of the tax cuts yet AND they they are already hurting poor people of color or something to that effect.
Posted by: RioBravo at January 31, 2018 02:08 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 31, 2018 02:09 PM (bT8Z4)
They managed to convince a significant part of the country, who couldn't be bothered to really pay attention, that this tax bill was All for the Rich, that it lined fat cat profits, helped only Corporations, and would do nothing for them. It's what they wanted to believe, so it was easy to convince them of that.
BUT now the real story is leaking out in their paychecks. And not only do they see that the Tax Bill is actually a pretty good deal, they also realize that the Dems and the MSM have been lying to them about this all the time.
Same thing happening over "Net Neutrality". Got a lot of people up in arms, but what's gonna happen to that fervor when month after month goes by and nothing actually changes in their internet service at all?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2018 02:09 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 31, 2018 02:09 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, CAPRICAN STEEL! at January 31, 2018 02:09 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 31, 2018 02:09 PM (V7qBU)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 31, 2018 02:09 PM (jsWA8)
63 You know what I do. I rely 100% on the polls. They never lie.
Posted by: Hillary! at January 31, 2018 02:05 PM (MKTLT)
That's my girl!
-- Robbie Mook, campaign chairperson to the stars
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2018 02:09 PM (pNxlR)
Still, the number who believe that their taxes will go up (36%)
outnumber those who believe that their taxes will go down (24%) or stay
the same (32%) under the new system.
Still pretty scary that this many Americans are that dumb.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 31, 2018 02:08 PM (7+71Q
I'm in the 32% category. It's called Social Security.
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 31, 2018 02:09 PM (DofIg)
That is going to leave a seven year long mark on the democrat party.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2018 02:09 PM (3BFzK)
Here a great poll:
Joe Kennedy III mouth spooge; will it fluoresce under ultraviolet light or not?
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 31, 2018 02:09 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 31, 2018 02:10 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: CSMBigBird
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I take full credit for that prediction, a few threads ago.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2018 02:10 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2018 02:10 PM (7n4KQ)
#STRIPPERS
Posted by: sofa saver at January 31, 2018 02:11 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2018 02:11 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 31, 2018 02:11 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Texican BOT at January 31, 2018 02:11 PM (CjE8v)
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Gallup was SOO Bad that in 2016 they didn't even do polling for Prsidential Race
Posted by: MISHBOT at January 31, 2018 02:11 PM (y3aQB)
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I put the likelihood he actually did that to about 7% chance.
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I dunno. These people are pretty pathological.
Crazy is as crazy does.
Posted by: Hillary! at January 31, 2018 02:11 PM (yyNF0)
Posted by: Michele Feelds at January 31, 2018 02:11 PM (7+71Q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:04 PM (39g3+)
This is why I don't believe polls, any polls, any more. They are too easy to doctor, to "cook the books" so to speak, in order to get the results they want, i.e. "Trump is Hitler", blah, blah. No more...
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at January 31, 2018 02:11 PM (S5WMi)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 31, 2018 02:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2018 02:11 PM (7n4KQ)
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Actually, losers, it's L'eggs McMuffin. I prefer sucking his cock while he wears panty hose.
Posted by: Bill K. at January 31, 2018 02:11 PM (vg8iE)
Any poll that has Trump approval less than the voter percentage he got in the election is complete and utter bullshit.
Posted by: A Woke Shitholer at January 31, 2018 02:05 PM (+dsLj)
Not if they are polling people who don't vote (which is a lot of Democrats)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 31, 2018 02:12 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 31, 2018 02:09 PM (jsWA
SPEAKER RYAN: See that garbage truck on the tracks?
TRAIN ENGINEER: Yes, Mr. Speaker?
SPEAKER RYAN: Ramming speed!
TRAIN ENGINEER: Yessir!
Posted by: Shecky joncelli at January 31, 2018 02:12 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 31, 2018 02:12 PM (eILuD)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2018 02:12 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Gen. Eric Republican, USAF ret. at January 31, 2018 02:12 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: E.T. at January 31, 2018 02:12 PM (P1GJy)
Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2018 02:10 PM (7n4KQ)
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Hah! Only the few people who aren't killed by the tax cuts!
Posted by: N Pelosi at January 31, 2018 02:13 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2018 02:13 PM (7n4KQ)
That is going to leave a seven year long mark on the democrat party.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable
I wonder if unborn babies dream of being born?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 02:14 PM (AmeQT)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 31, 2018 02:14 PM (4u7kU)
And that's not winning hearts and minds, its just keeping your base distracted so they forget how they were tooled over in the primaries by a rigged system picking the worst candidate in human history who spent over a BILLION dollars and lost. And its good for fundraising. Which maybe all they really ever had.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 31, 2018 02:06 PM (3BFzK)
That line reversed the 50-year Democrat meme and painted them - finally - as wrong/evil on immigration and probably every other issue.
All because of PDT.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2018 02:14 PM (mbhDw)
One week?
Three days?
Two hours?
Dude has issues. After a request from his father, the Pope declared that his mother and father were never married.
He is a Vatican bastard.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 31, 2018 02:14 PM (ATVNj)
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I can out drool him any day of the week and twice on Sunday!!!
Just prop me up against a bollard.
Posted by: Hillary! at January 31, 2018 02:14 PM (464D7)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2018 02:12 PM (7ZVPa)
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But, but, but they are law abiding loving people that just want to fuck legal Americans.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2018 02:14 PM (3BFzK)
haha
Sally Kohn @sallykohn
I'm gonna go curl up in the fetal position for a few hours ... and then get up and get back to resisting!
lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2018 02:14 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2018 02:14 PM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Tami
And also before the tax cut hit almost anyone's paycheck. I would expect the GOP/Trump approval trend to take a significant bump in the next month when people see that the Dems lied their asses off about the tax cut. Many will wonder what else they are lying about.
Dems down by 6 in the next generic ballot poll form this organization.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 31, 2018 02:14 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 31, 2018 02:14 PM (rdl6o)
124 What did the Monmouth Spooge poll show?
Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2018 02:13 PM (7n4KQ)
"Spooge lips" is a good look for a hooker ... oh, wait, that was a Kennedy? Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2018 02:15 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2018 02:15 PM (mbhDw)
I'm sorry to be late on the jokes. For the first hour that I heard a garbage truck tried to beat an express train, I thought it was late commentary on the Dems' SOTU response.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 31, 2018 02:16 PM (H5rtT)
Trump beat obama, again.
With 4.5M Tweets, @POTUS' speech tonight was the most Tweeted #SOTU or #JointSession address, surpassing the previous record of 3M.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2018 02:16 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore at January 31, 2018 02:16 PM (4CCz5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:16 PM (QQ+il)
a) congressional seats are district by district, not nationwide or even statewide. Who cares if 100% of the people in DC would vote D? What really matters is how people in VA District 3 (or whatever) would vote.
b) There's no such thing as a "generic" politician
c) I'm convinced elections are 100% about turnout -- the more important question is how many people on each side will turn out and vote.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2018 02:16 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2018 02:17 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 31, 2018 02:17 PM (FZYNt)
I'm sorry to be late on the jokes. For the first hour that I heard a garbage truck tried to beat an express train, I thought it was late commentary on the Dems' SOTU response.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 31, 2018 02:16 PM (H5rtT)
Thread winner!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2018 02:17 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2018 02:13 PM (7n4KQ)
Lots of little spots under the black light.
Posted by: Shecky joncelli at January 31, 2018 02:17 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ShainS at January 31, 2018 02:17 PM (D48MC)
Run Allahpundit, we will drive you before us, and hear the lamentations of the Never Trumpers!
Posted by: Iblis at January 31, 2018 02:17 PM (9221z)
Joe 3 - Chapstickquiddik, Joey Lip Gloss...c'mon - let's find the dude's monniker.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 31, 2018 02:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 31, 2018 02:17 PM (MTjB1)
I always read it as a Mammoth Poll.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:16 PM (QQ+il)
I always read it as the Mammary Poll and wonder, why would they poll boobs? lol
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2018 02:18 PM (a0IVu)
Arrest them all! Throw the bums out.
Photo: DREAMERs at State of the Union Watch Party Hang 'Dream Act' Poster of Pres. Trump Being Violently Attacked
Just like people lose jobs due to posts on facebook and twitter, this should be automatic grounds for tossing their sorry butts out of the country.
thegatewaypundit
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2018 02:18 PM (fceHP)
Stooge.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2018 02:15 PM (mbhDw)
He looks like the kinda fellow we use to roll behind Adairs when I was a kid
Posted by: sofa saver at January 31, 2018 02:18 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2018 02:18 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:16 PM (QQ+il)
In that case can we hope for an extinction level event for the D's?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 31, 2018 02:18 PM (kUmUV)
They announced on their website that at least national polling is worthless now, that you cannot do any real polling and get any statistically useful results, with several key reasons. The entire industry has turned into crap.
News organizations use polls to create stories about what they want to write about, an opinion piece disguised as a news item by a poll. Pollsters either by design or ignorance weight their polls with faulty methods like over polling Democrats in a national election. People just don't like to talk to pollsters, so they're struggling to reach everyone but lonely cat ladies and leftist zealots. Fewer and fewer people use a land line and its harder to reach and poll cell phones. There's just a host of problems.
Which is why in the last 10 or so major worldwide elections and events they keep getting it wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 31, 2018 02:18 PM (eAMlh)
Because we've definitely reached the "He's effective, but..." phase.
WOohoo!
I mentioned to a fried the habit most people have of saying "Look I hate Trump and all, *but*..." to virtue signal, and he said, "Yeah, I don't even say that any more."
And he's what I would call a previously not-very-political guy, someone who would always say to *me*, "Look, I'm not like you, I'm not a conservative, I think they're all assholes, but on this particular point, I agree."
Posted by: ace at January 31, 2018 02:18 PM (8rNrN)
#JointSession address, surpassing the previous record of 3M.
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There's got to be a better word for 'surpassing' when it's an increase of 50%
Posted by: Methos at January 31, 2018 02:18 PM (XQvuQ)
There's no such thing as a "generic" politician
That's not true! Oh wait, we thought you said "geriatric"
-- Dems in Congress, damn near all of 'em
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2018 02:18 PM (pNxlR)
Did someone just open the Overton window? There's something different in the air today.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 31, 2018 02:18 PM (2FqvZ)
"Spooge lips" is a good look for a hooker ... oh, wait, that was a Kennedy? Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2018 02:15 PM (pNxlR)
I saw Spooge Lips open for Droolin Joe and the Dems in '77 at the Hippodrome.
Posted by: Iblis at January 31, 2018 02:19 PM (9221z)
Um ask your hubby why anyone would pole boobs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2018 02:19 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2018 02:19 PM (+lOpA)
Because we've definitely reached the "He's effective, but..." phase.
WOohoo!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2018 02:01 PM (W+vEI)
I think he did. And wasn't it Kristol who said that even though Trump was doing stuff he liked, he'd still rather have Clinton?
These people are pathologically ill.
And Scott Adams is a little bit psychic. H/T Daphne Moon
Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 31, 2018 02:19 PM (V7qBU)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2018 02:19 PM (H8S+R)
Hollywood, Manhattan, Philadelphia, CNN'S newsroom, and Napierville Ill.
Posted by: Hillary! at January 31, 2018 02:19 PM (/TFzY)
Posted by: Donald Trump, Disinterested Poll Analyst at January 31, 2018 02:19 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2018 02:19 PM (a0IVu)
CNN is accusing Trump and the GOP of killing an undocumented garbage truck driver.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 31, 2018 02:09 PM (jsWA
Their audience will believe them. That hardcore of demunist support, the ones who absorb all the MSNBC and CNN propaganda unquestioningly...they're the 25 -30% the commiecrats will always be able to count on.
Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2018 02:20 PM (Iz8Py)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 31, 2018 02:20 PM (fA1SL)
With Edwards, it was 'Silky Pony.'
Joe 3 - Chapstickquiddik, Joey Lip Gloss...c'mon - let's find the dude's monniker.
Hoover Lips
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2018 02:20 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2018 02:20 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 31, 2018 02:20 PM (4G4rn)
One week?
Three days?
Two hours?
Dude has issues. After a request from his father, the Pope declared that his mother and father were never married.
He is a Vatican bastard.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 31, 2018 02:14 PM (ATVNj)
He's a Kennedy and in Congress. The DC cops and Capitol Police know who he is and know he's essentially untouchable. He's waved through whatever they do to him.
Posted by: Shecky joncelli at January 31, 2018 02:20 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 31, 2018 02:20 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 31, 2018 02:20 PM (7+71Q)
Joe Kennedy III mouth spooge; will it fluoresce under ultraviolet light or not?
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 31, 2018 02:09 PM
old and busted: Suzy Chapstick
new and hot: Joey Spoogestick
gross!
Posted by: Hands at January 31, 2018 02:21 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2018 02:21 PM (SjImc)
Polling is easy when you don't actually poll.
Posted by: Doucheous at January 31, 2018 02:21 PM (Q3oNv)
is under RICO investigation and will be arrested by the SCOTUS marshals any day now.
Tick-tock !!
Posted by: Louise Mensch at January 31, 2018 02:21 PM (Izjjo)
Posted by: A Human-Klingon Hybrid at January 31, 2018 02:21 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: standfast24 at January 31, 2018 02:21 PM (PNFIr)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January
well, in more upscale communities they are referred to as dyson lips.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 31, 2018 02:21 PM (MTjB1)
#JointSession address, surpassing the previous record of 3M.
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There's got to be a better word for 'surpassing' when it's an increase of 50%
Posted by: Methos at January 31, 2018 02:18 PM (XQvuQ)
Surpassing bigly.
Posted by: Shecky joncelli at January 31, 2018 02:21 PM (RD7QR)
Still pretty scary that this many Americans are that dumb.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 31, 2018 02:08
I think that's because they listen to the MSM BS. I penciled it out for myself and could see I was paying less.
Posted by: Farmer at January 31, 2018 02:21 PM (lfXAE)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 31, 2018 02:22 PM (7+71Q)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 31, 2018 02:22 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2018 02:22 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2018 02:22 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Iblis at January 31, 2018 02:22 PM (9221z)
Wow... its almost like people are waking up to the MSM and Democrat Gaslighting...
Posted by: Don Q'Bot at January 31, 2018 02:00 PM (NgKpN)
"Gaslighting" is the perfect term for this.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt-bot at January 31, 2018 02:22 PM (8iiMU)
Anybody, or actual likely voters?
Here, let's ask this intinerant Mexican what he thinks, and count him as a Republican.
Well, there you go!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at January 31, 2018 02:22 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Gridlock at January 31, 2018 02:22 PM (GW7H6)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2018 02:22 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (tVWQB)
Yeah, she actually thought that.
Posted by: Doucheous at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (Q3oNv)
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Something else they are utterly incapable of.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (vg8iE)
There are breaks I currently get for living in a high tax "blue state" that I will lose. I'm okay with that. Why should people in low tax "rural" states underwrite museums, public transit and other services here on the East Coast?
Posted by: Kasper-X-Hauser at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (HqpV0)
For a lot of Americans, Trump was not their first pick for POTUS. But Hillary was out of the question.
Many of us took a risk voting for Trump. Risk: A good ole American trait, and so far we are being rewarded.
NeverTrumpers took zero risk, and are not being rewarded, so they cry and whine instead. It's silly and crazy weird.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 31, 2018 02:22 PM (7+71Q)
Pelosi's face is now on the warning label for Botox.
Posted by: Iblis at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (9221z)
Yeah, she actually thought that.
Posted by: Doucheous
I would like to hoist Dana on something....
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (FZYNt)
Yeah, she actually thought that.
Posted by: Doucheous at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (Q3oNv)
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Go easy on the old broad.
I was already through two Costco size Jifs at that point.
Posted by: Jasper at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (hyuyC)
Allahpundit can go fuck himself sideways with a frozen swordfish.
Posted by: Lord Dewclaw at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (X3Q+E)
The New York Times calculator said Id only see a $700 tax cut.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Iblis
With the fall of Anthony Weiner, Schumer needed a new Sith apprentice. And, here he is.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2018 02:20 PM (8+Ozj)
Wow. Your little self-time-out has improved the quality of your thoughts and spelling tremendously. Not being snarky. Well, as little as I'm able.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 31, 2018 02:24 PM (2FqvZ)
"I'm on my way to a vote!"
-- "Patches" Kennedy to police after crashing his car driving home from a bar in the early a.m.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2018 02:24 PM (W+vEI)
Does anyone here recall when Joey III's uncle, The Swimmer, was putting the moves on Suzy "Chapstick" Chaffee back in the late 60s / early 70s?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2018 02:24 PM (pNxlR)
Dana Perino said immediately after Joe Kennedy's droolfest that
"Democrats will be hoisting him on their shoulders tomorrow for a great
speech."
Yeah, she actually thought that."
================
Dana should use that mouth fro something other than talking.
Just sayin.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2018 02:25 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 31, 2018 02:25 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: standfast24 at January 31, 2018 02:25 PM (PNFIr)
Posted by: Bill K"
Back off!!! He's all mine.
Posted by: Theee Rick Wilson at January 31, 2018 02:25 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2018 02:25 PM (LiyEm)
My taxes went down $1300 annually.
The New York Times calculator said Id only see a $700 tax cut.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (+dsLj)
Libtards are always horrid at math.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt-bot at January 31, 2018 02:25 PM (8iiMU)
Yeah, she actually thought that.
Posted by: Doucheous at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (Q3oNv)
It always confuses me when attractive, putatively intelligent women say stupid things. Then I stare at their tits and feel centered again.
Posted by: Shecky joncelli at January 31, 2018 02:25 PM (RD7QR)
If you were an Independent else or anyone not a Progressive, the
Democrats as a group and individually looked really bad last night. They
sat on their hands. They didn't clap. They appeared rude and petulant
and angryt. It's just not a good look and I don't recall Republicans as a
group ever appearing so rude at Obama's SOTU speeches. Unless you're
hard left yourself, it turns people off.
c'mon man "millions" of people's feelings are hurt cuz Trump said a bad word. We have to stand strong for them!!!
Posted by: Corey Booker's crazy eyed tears of rage at January 31, 2018 02:25 PM (RzUqr)
Posted by: BEN ROSENBERGER at January 31, 2018 02:25 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2018 02:25 PM (+1EJs)
Chap-stick my ass! Unless Drooling Joe rubs on his lip gloss with a penis-shaped applicator.
Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2018 02:25 PM (2Mnv1)
Really? How has it improved my thoughts?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2018 02:25 PM (8+Ozj)
"Democrats will be hoisting him on their shoulders tomorrow for a great speech."
Pictures or he's another dumbcluck cashing in on his family name.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2018 02:26 PM (BWL+E)
200 Republican members of Congress on train, and we assume accident?
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen
~shifty eyes~
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 31, 2018 02:26 PM (mPeei)
Whenever I go out, the people always shout, there goes Nazi Russian puppet rapist klansman Jingleheimer Schmidt!
Ta-da-duh-da-duh ..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:26 PM (QQ+il)
I wasn't in the "I hate Trump but..." camp, but I do confess to a sort of "What the hell, how bad can he be, and this will be fun" attitude. And, it applies.
But I am a trained rhetorician, I have to let you know, and what you might call a Veteran Observer of political repartee. If you'd told me that DJT could make the hair stand up on the back of my neck, and tears come to the corners of my eyes, I'd have laughed in your face.
He has taught me something new about oratory. My weasel-hat is off to him.
Caesar Augustus phoned in to say Damn, Wish I Could Talk Like That.
He's Donald J. Trump, bitchez, and he's still getting bigger.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 31, 2018 02:26 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Kasper-X-Hauser at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (HqpV0)
If by museums, public transit and other services you mean "public sector union leeches" I agree 100%.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2018 02:26 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2018 02:26 PM (LiyEm)
-- "Patches" Kennedy to police after crashing his car driving home from a bar in the early a.m.
Posted by: Lizzy"
I saw Patches in a bar about a day after that happened. Chip off the old block.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2018 02:26 PM (OD2ni)
"I'm on my way to a vote!"
-- "Patches" Kennedy to police after crashing his car driving home from a bar in the early a.m.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2018 02:24 PM (W+vEI)
I think you'd get better odds on him not being impaired.
Posted by: Iblis at January 31, 2018 02:27 PM (9221z)
Once Alyssa Milano tweeted out something really stupid. I know, par for the course.
Anyway, I reponded "Sheesh. I'm going to go watch Embrace of the Vampire and pretend that you haven't lost your damned mind."
Curious, I can't seem to see her twitter feed any longer.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 31, 2018 02:27 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: Shep! at January 31, 2018 02:27 PM (vg8iE)
Just sayin.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious
porn spoof of The Five with Stormy Daniels as Dana Perino and Lisa Ann as Kimberly Guilfoyle. add in a few stunt cocks for the others.
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 31, 2018 02:27 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2018 02:28 PM (LiyEm)
How the heck can you be against tax cuts? (Never mind,.)
It is like saying, I really like the 150 inch flat screen tv the but price is too low. I really should pay more for it.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse, The Logorrehic at January 31, 2018 02:28 PM (O+THj)
Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2018 02:26 PM (LiyEm)
Trump is beautifully mutated.
Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2018 02:28 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Kasper-X-Hauser at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (HqpV0)
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So you can underwrite roads in low tax rural states.
Posted by: RioBravo at January 31, 2018 02:28 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 31, 2018 02:28 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January
juan william in a gimp suit.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 31, 2018 02:28 PM (MTjB1)
I saw the Stunt Cocks open for the Sex Pistols at Verizon Arena back in '82.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2018 02:28 PM (F5+ro)
intelligent women say stupid things. Then I stare at their tits and feel
centered again.
Posted by: Shecky joncelli at January 31, 2018 02:25 PM (RD7QR)
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And picture them naked.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2018 02:28 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Hypothetical Honest Dem at January 31, 2018 02:28 PM (JhE5a)
And the typical, lazy approach to mid-terms, exemplified by the GOP in 2010, was to sit there and let the election come to them thanks to a toxic WH/Dem agenda.
Trump/GOP agenda is pretty popular now, Dems, to the extent they have one at all, is veering out into LaRouchean freakazoid territory.
Barring economic black swans, I remain comfortable calling a decent GOP win in November, maybe better than 2010 .
Posted by: Rhomboid at January 31, 2018 02:28 PM (LGXGA)
Yet virtually nobdy in tje media reported this. And nobody in the gop ever mentions it either.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 31, 2018 02:29 PM (eILuD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2018 02:25 PM (8+Ozj)
I think so. Sometimes you pick on us here a little*. It was nice to see you placing yourself as an attendee in the audience at the SOTU and looking at the event from that perspective.
* We know we're all screw ups.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 31, 2018 02:29 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2018 02:29 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Max Power at January 31, 2018 02:29 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2018 02:30 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 31, 2018 02:30 PM (MTjB1)
I'm pretty sure they aren't saying that about Joey Chapstick today.
I don't know who it was or what YouTube channel it was on but as soon as I saw the drool remembered the hopeful speculation about how great the speech would be.
#winning
Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night and not a Russian Bot at January 31, 2018 02:30 PM (gBC99)
Still, the number who believe that their taxes will go up (36%) outnumber those who believe that their taxes will go down (24%) or stay the same (32%) under the new system.
Doesn't matter, when they see the results they will change their minds. Nothing is quite so convincing as more money in your pocket.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- -
shut yo mouth
Posted by: Jasper at January 31, 2018 02:30 PM (FZYNt)
Haven't heard that name in awhile. He's 95 years old. Well, if you're going to fill a lifetime with crazy, you could do worse than Lyndon.
Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2018 02:30 PM (Bdeb0)
Mattis had considered banning the devices before last weekends revelation that data from smart phones and watches, such as FitBit, had been aggregated in a way that revealed detailed location and personnel data on bases worldwide. The security incident brought more attention to the review, officials said.
I love Mattis but this is a stupid reaction. And unworkable. Being able track someone to a State Side Base where they work is NOT the problem. The problem is people using their mobile devises OCONUS and or in a Combat zone to track their movements. Come on guys focus. As far as the camera functions of phones, that is another issue but banning phones in most areas is not the way to go and it would bring gov work to a screaching halt.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2018 02:31 PM (SjImc)
Joe Kennedy III mouth spooge; will it fluoresce under ultraviolet light or not?
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at January 31, 2018 02:09 PM
old and busted: Suzy Chapstick
new and hot: Joey Spoogestick
gross!
Posted by: Hands at January 31, 2018 02:21 PM (EzdLW)
Don't forget about me!
Posted by: Slick Willie at January 31, 2018 02:31 PM (ymnmz)
2. ?????
3. Hillary Clinton is president!!
Posted by: Sally Kohn at January 31, 2018 02:32 PM (3BFzK)
Everyone pays for and gets roads. Not everyone gets museums and cowboy poetry jams and dog walkways. The flow only really goes one direction, and its into big cities.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: navybrat at January 31, 2018 02:32 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2018 02:32 PM (8+Ozj)
Monmouth always tilts Dem
Posted by: Marcus T at January 31, 2018 02:32 PM (EW73Z)
Posted by: RioBravo
You need to start writing faster.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 02:32 PM (2El4P)
LOL Rush just stole "chapstickaquiddick"
Posted by: navybrat at January 31, 2018 02:32 PM (w7KSn)
Okay...he is lurking here. Rush? Rush?
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2018 02:32 PM (a0IVu)
high tax "blue state" that I will lose. I'm okay with that. Why should
people in low tax "rural" states underwrite museums, public transit and
other services here on the East Coast?
Posted by: Kasper-X-Hauser at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (HqpV0)
One of my liberal friends is a house flipper/AirBnB landlord. He was distraught that he's going to lose the write-offs for his various home-equity loans. It was lost on him when I asked why I should be subsidizing his loans. He's also the wealthiest person I know. This guy is a real piece of work. He has the type of diabetes that requires a permanent insulin pump so when Obamacare passed he was so excited that we're now paying for his insulin that his first response was "I can buy another house now!". Did I mention that he's the wealthiest person I know?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 31, 2018 02:33 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (FZYNt)
Jasper beat you to it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 31, 2018 02:33 PM (kqsXK)
Boy, people are gonna be "pissed" when they find those extra crumbs in their wallets after the next few paychecks.
Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2018 02:10 PM (7n4KQ)
I love it when millionaires tell me that keeping $1000 of my own money is crumbs and that I should shut up , quit being greedy and give it to them.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 31, 2018 02:33 PM (ymnmz)
Quite the mystery as to why!
Posted by: Soothie -- Black Diamond Crew at January 31, 2018 02:33 PM (wf8Bd)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 02:33 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:34 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 31, 2018 02:34 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2018 02:34 PM (SjImc)
Just sayin.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious
porn spoof of The Five with Stormy Daniels as Dana Perino and Lisa Ann as Kimberly Guilfoyle. add in a few stunt cocks for the others.
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 31, 2018 02:27 PM (FZYNt)
Could we get Andrea Tarantula as Andrea Tarantula? I know she's not with Fox anymore, but that just means she's probably available. My favorite of Fox's Foxes.
Posted by: mugiwara at January 31, 2018 02:35 PM (4G4rn)
Just how rich do you have to be to think $1000 is nothing??? $1000 would be a huge sum of money to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:35 PM (39g3+)
Yeah, Kennedys (they ski into trees and augur into the Atlantic Ocean) ... brilliant!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2018 02:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mike at January 31, 2018 02:35 PM (mIotz)
Posted by: NavyMom at January 31, 2018 02:36 PM (cOLvd)
Yeah, she actually thought that.
Posted by: Doucheous at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (Q3oNv)
Dana looked particularly hot last night, but not only is she essentially a Rhino and a Bush pom-pom girl, she has annoying habit of feeling the need to say something nice about a democrat after saying something (marginally) nice about Trump.
Joe the Turd looked like a moron.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2018 02:36 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at January 31, 2018 02:36 PM (Rql93)
It's funny to watch the Dems suddenly becoming fiscal conservatives. How does that happen in just a matter of months?
Are there incantations, spirits, chicken bones involved?
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 31, 2018 02:36 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 31, 2018 02:34 PM (MTjB1)
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Just the front ones, he still needs the grip and traction in the back paws.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2018 02:36 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: mugiwara at January
sure she wold be loads of fun.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 31, 2018 02:36 PM (MTjB1)
First line of defense - The FBI never used the Steele Dossier to get a warrant, that's preposterous!
Second line of defense - Eeen if they showed the Dossier to the FISA Judge, it's no big deal, because they had other evidence supporting an investigation, too.
Current like of Defense - okay, even if all they had was the Dossier, that still at least raised suspicions, and so it wasn't against the law to start an investigation, was it? It's a real low bar! Any suspicion at all justifies surveillance!!!
How dare you question the FBI!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2018 02:36 PM (k1TUh)
Yeah... I mean its a mindset of someone who is a huge go-getter moneymaker like that to gouge every possible dime and find ways to take advantage of every loophole but seriously.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2018 02:36 PM (8+Ozj)
Also congrats to whomever wrote that speech (Miller?) and Donald practicing it enough to be able to say "we" smoothly. After a lifetime of "I" and me, that is not easy. So the team did a great job prepping, and he did a great job delivering. Again.
Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 31, 2018 02:37 PM (V7qBU)
Posted by: mugiwara at January 31, 2018 02:35 PM (4G4rn)
Get a Julia Banderas look-a-like and I'll actually buy the overpriced DVD, not go to Porn Hub.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2018 02:37 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:37 PM (QQ+il)
as Kimberly Guilfoyle. add in a few stunt cocks for the others.
How about Kimberly as Kimberly?
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 31, 2018 02:37 PM (xBSm0)
I would like to hoist Dana on something....
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM
Jasper beat you to it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 31, 2018 02:33 PM
The Paolo, he beat them both to it.
Posted by: Hands at January 31, 2018 02:38 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:34 PM (QQ+il)
Snerdley is Sonobi.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2018 02:38 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 31, 2018 02:38 PM (mPeei)
--
As far as the camera functions of phones, that is
another issue but banning phones in most areas is not the way to go and
it would bring gov work to a screaching halt.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2018 02:31 PM (SjImc)
------------------------------------Why would work stop? Everything they need should be provided at work.
Posted by: irright at January 31, 2018 02:38 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 31, 2018 02:38 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2018 02:36 PM (8+Ozj)
Exactly. To her it is. No concept of real life or making ends meet. $1000 is a lot of money to most people not born to wealth like her. It is a very telling statement.
Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 31, 2018 02:38 PM (V7qBU)
I would really like to go there and push back on the inanities, but not enough to get a Facebook account.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 31, 2018 02:39 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Per Bing? $120 million.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 02:39 PM (2El4P)
She and her husband are very wealthy, in the hundreds of millions.
They own several wineries and fancy eateries, where they hire nothing but non-union workers.
Posted by: navybrat at January 31, 2018 02:39 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2018 02:36 PM (8+Ozj)
Oh, I think she and her husband are in the "hundreds of millions" club.
She's (I think) the wealthiest member of the House.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2018 02:39 PM (F5+ro)
Except for this.. His approval rating will continue to get better if the people answering these polls watch the SOTU speech last night. Sourpuss Pelosi looked like she was sucking on Lemonheads..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 31, 2018 02:39 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:35 PM (39g3+)
Because they have never had to budget at all. Ever. They pay for things and there is always money there. They have never had to say 'Well, I would really like this, but I need to hold off for a couple weeks.'
$1000 over the course of the year might not be earth shattering, but it means you have to be less worried about picking up some extra food at the grocery store to make sure there is enough money in the account for rent this month, because your rent hits and then a week later your phone and electric bill hit so you do not have a huge amount of leeway. Can you wait to pay the car insurance a couple days, the penalty there is not too high.
This is a foreign country to them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2018 02:39 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: navybrat
Is chap stick waterproof?
Asking for an oldsmobile submarine commander in training.
Posted by: Guam tipper at January 31, 2018 02:40 PM (KzeQ7)
SO for a rich cvnt like Nanzi, $1000 is chump change. Especially when taxpayers pay for it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2018 02:40 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Even more fantastic if it's in a lump sum.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 02:40 PM (2El4P)
Okay...he is lurking here. Rush? Rush?
Look for a moron that won't stop going on and on about how great their new iPhone is.
Posted by: Hands at January 31, 2018 02:40 PM (EzdLW)
They own several wineries and fancy eateries, where they hire nothing but non-union workers.
Does she still own the sub-minimum wage tuna canneries in Guam?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:40 PM (QQ+il)
- RNC 38 million cash 0 dollars debt
- DNC 6.3 million cash and 6.1 million debt
- RNC 38 million to the DNC 200k
The DNC is broke and can't raise money because they have gone full retard. See Joe Kennedy.
Posted by: Monk at January 31, 2018 02:40 PM (g4lFK)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 31, 2018 02:39 PM (so+oy)
Your words offend me!
Posted by: Box of Lemonheads at January 31, 2018 02:41 PM (8iiMU)
AllahPundit, Bill Kristol hardest hit.
Posted by: deepelemblues at January 31, 2018 02:41 PM (osJSG)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 02:39 PM (2El4P)
Then she ought to be able to afford better fitting dentures.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2018 02:41 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 31, 2018 02:39 PM (so+oy)
Your words offend me!
Posted by: Box of Lemonheads at January 31, 2018 02:41 PM (8iiMU)
Dude! She was sucking you like you had bought her jewelry.
*shudder*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2018 02:42 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: navybrat at January 31, 2018 02:42 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:42 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 31, 2018 02:23 PM (FZYNt)
Yeah, my Mammoth Pole
Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2018 02:42 PM (7uYFy)
I've been hearing from people today, who never watched a SOTU before, who watched last night. Overton window baby, Trump gave that sucker a huge shove last night.
Trump had the right people in attendance to help with his arguments. Four star production.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 31, 2018 02:42 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2018
*
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I've already seen my biweekly income jump up by close to $50.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 31, 2018 02:43 PM (GqXWW)
How much money is Pelosi worth, anyway? It sounds ridiculous for her to refer to $1,000 as being crumbs.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2018 02:36 PM (8+Ozj)
Exactly. To her it is. No concept of real life or making ends
meet. $1000 is a lot of money to most people not born to wealth like
her. It is a very telling statement.
Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 31, 2018 02:38 PM (V7qBU)
$1000 would nearly double my bucket list vacation fund that I have been saving for for three years.
Kiss my ass Pelosi!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 31, 2018 02:43 PM (ymnmz)
How much money is Pelosi worth, anyway? It sounds ridiculous for her to refer to $1,000 as being crumbs.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2018 02:36 PM (8+Ozj)
Hundreds of millions. There was a story last week how she was trying to take advantage of the SALT deductions before the end of 2017 because she owed $130k in CA property taxes alone. One of little people, you see.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 31, 2018 02:43 PM (UBzPO)
Dodging magma should be wonderfully distracting.
And prayer for you Grammie.
Posted by: Northernlurker-Teem at January 31, 2018 02:43 PM (eAMlh)
*shudder*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2018 02:42 PM (ycWCI)
At least she took her teeth out.
So I had that going for me.
Posted by: Box of Lemonheads at January 31, 2018 02:43 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Evan Dando at January 31, 2018 02:44 PM (kqsXK)
Why pay a lot for something that's only going to serve as a paperweight in the not-so-distant future?
Posted by: The Deceiver at January 31, 2018 02:44 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: navybrat
Rush reads AoS. During his show.
I've long believed this.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2018 02:44 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2018 02:44 PM (LiyEm)
You know who was telling us there was going to be a blue wave? The same
people who told us Hillary was going to win in a landslide.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 31, 2018 02:38 PM (B+qrE)
I remember that. Those people were literally Hitler!
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 31, 2018 02:44 PM (DofIg)
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I don't think so. Her tuna canneries were in American Samoa.
Ahh American Samoa where the minimum wage laws were fought so bravely by Nanzi Palsi for no particular reason at all.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2018 02:44 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:45 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2018 02:45 PM (EeUIW)
What we proles fail to realize as we gloat over our $1,000 "crumbs and chump change" is that for the same sum, Shrillary and Nanzi would gladly have outfitted our oppressors with brand new jackboots to stomp on our necks.
The rank ingratitude of all y'all!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2018 02:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: navybrat
Rush reads AoS. During his show.
I've long believed this.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2018 02:44 PM (7uYFy)
Frankly, me too.
I've read comments (and even made comments) here that seemingly turned up on Rush's show within hours (I listen to the podcasts when I do listen -- I hate commercials.)
First few times, I was like, okay, coincidence. Now? Ehhh... It's happened a bunch.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2018 02:46 PM (F5+ro)
Okay. I knew it was somewhere out there.
*makes vague sweeping motion toward the west*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:46 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:42 PM (QQ+il)
Yep. https://grabagun.com/ruger-precision-6-5cred-20-10rd.html
Got mine last week.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 31, 2018 02:46 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2018 02:36 PM (8+Ozj)
No, they really believe that $1000 is "crumbs." That's why liberals feel no compunction at all about raising taxes or fees or fines $1000. They think anyone can easily afford what they propose.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2018 02:46 PM (7uYFy)
Posted by: Guam tipper at January 31, 2018 02:47 PM (KzeQ7)
It's that last bit they'll cling to the hardest. You know, last refuge of a scoundrel stuff.
For a group reflexively against The Man, it's that new defense that's going to be the most comedic.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2018 02:47 PM (H8S+R)
as Kimberly Guilfoyle. add in a few stunt cocks for the others.
How about Kimberly as Kimberly?
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 31, 2018 02:37 PM (xBSm0)
I volunteer as tribute!
Posted by: josephistan at January 31, 2018 02:47 PM (7HtZB)
So... don't spend all the bonus in one place, is what I'm saying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:47 PM (39g3+)
I've long believed this.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2018 02:44 PM (7uYFy)
Frankly, me too.
I've read comments (and even made comments) here that seemingly turned up on Rush's show within hours (I listen to the podcasts when I do listen -- I hate commercials.)
First few times, I was like, okay, coincidence. Now? Ehhh... It's happened a bunch.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Snerdley lurks.
Especially after something big goes down in DC.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 02:47 PM (2El4P)
[ ] Hillary
[ ] Nanzi
[ ] Chelsea Clinton
[ ] Chelsea Handler
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 31, 2018 02:48 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: deadrody at January 31, 2018 02:48 PM (4yA46)
I've long believed this.
Posted by: JoeF
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Makes us look smart, I say.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2018 02:48 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: navybrat
Rush reads AoS. During his show.
I've long believed this.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2018 02:44 PM (7uYFy)
Frankly, me too.
I've read comments (and even made comments) here that seemingly turned up on Rush's show within hours (I listen to the podcasts when I do listen -- I hate commercials.)
First few times, I was like, okay, coincidence. Now? Ehhh... It's happened a bunch.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2018 02:46 PM (F5+ro)
If he ever mentions Kaboom! or flaming clown boners, we'll know for sure.
Posted by: josephistan at January 31, 2018 02:48 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Sparticus at January 31, 2018 02:49 PM (ymnmz)
If Rush Limbaugh says: "WeaselDog barks at midnight" then we will know he's reading.
Posted by: Weasel at January 31, 2018 02:49 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:45 PM (QQ+il)
I mean, I'd consider myself solidly middle (or upper middle) class... and yeah, $1000 is definitely not nothing.
It's not life changing, but as someone who tries to budget every month, having an extra $80something bucks to play with would be nice. Extra few cases of beer, or maybe date night with the old lady or whatever.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2018 02:49 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 02:49 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: RioBravo at January 31, 2018 02:49 PM (5NMZN)
But anyway- Polls? Really?
Didn't anybody learn anything last year? How many polls nowadays do you really think would be conducted honestly and give you a real reflection of Trump's approval rating?
And even if they were, who sits at home on the phone to talk to a pollster? Seriously. Who does that in 2018? Lonely cat ladies? The career unemployed?
I know that I haven't answered a call from an unfamiliar number since the invention of call ID. And I'm at work all day anyway.
Polls = total bull###t.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 31, 2018 02:49 PM (oyCqX)
- Dims wore a pin for times up during SOTU
- garbage truck says Time Disposal
- company changed name and registered in Dec. 2017
- owners involved in Huge RICO in the past
- and a distraction type accident was predicted by Q last week for this week after the SOTU
- some congressman was on TV saying there was a chemical and gas leaking from the garbage truck
And other nuggets that are pure coincidence.
Posted by: Monk at January 31, 2018 02:50 PM (g4lFK)
She looks much better than she did the last few days.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion bot at January 31, 2018 02:50 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: deadrody at January 31, 2018 02:48 PM (4yA46)
Let's not start jerking each other off yet. Still a lot of year left and October is always sadly not so surprising.
Still, optimistic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2018 02:50 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2018 02:50 PM (8+Ozj)
If Trump proposed cutting food stamps by $1,000 a year, we'd discover the importance of that kind of money within minutes.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 31, 2018 02:50 PM (2FqvZ)
Again, it's not nothing!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2018 02:51 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:51 PM (QQ+il)
This.
They are so isolated in their bubbles, luxurious bubbles, that they have lost all perspective even if they attained those bubbles by working their way into wealth. But too many never had the perspective in the first place: they were born with silver feet in their mouths.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2018 02:51 PM (H8S+R)
Oh, what's that Nancy? Congress carved out an exception for themselves, so you don't have to use Obamacare? And you get a raise every year no matter what. Yea, I can't hear ya as anything but a hypocrite.
Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 31, 2018 02:51 PM (V7qBU)
owners involved in Huge RICO in the past
Sanitation? Involved with organized crime?
*shocked face*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:45 PM (QQ+il)
I mean, I'd consider myself solidly middle (or upper middle) class... and yeah, $1000 is definitely not nothing.
It's not life changing, but as someone who tries to budget every month, having an extra $80something bucks to play with would be nice. Extra few cases of beer, or maybe date night with the old lady or whatever.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Remember. Some companies GAVE $1k bonuses AHEAD of the tax cut.
So people got a lump sum AND more in their check.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 02:51 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at January 31, 2018 02:51 PM (ctuyM)
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CO and CO2?
Posted by: RioBravo at January 31, 2018 02:51 PM (5NMZN)
As expressed during our initial review, we have grave concerns about
material omissions of fact that fundamentally impact the memo's
accuracy.
Facts are missing, according to this anonymous statement, and those omissions somehow make the memo fundamentally inaccurate. This is a tightrope statement, not exactly disputing but disputing nonetheless, and not quoting anyone as to what their problems are.
Bizarre.
Posted by: Visit Kansas City! at January 31, 2018 02:52 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 31, 2018 02:52 PM (ymnmz)
How much money is Pelosi worth, anyway? It sounds ridiculous for her to refer to $1,000 as being crumbs.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2018 02:36 PM (8+Ozj)
In her defense that amount is probably less than her weekly bar tab.
Posted by: Deplorable male logic at January 31, 2018 02:52 PM (lKyWE)
What democrat power women could drink the others under the table..... and then abuse them sexually.
[ ] Hillary
[ ] Nanzi
[ ] Chelsea Clinton
[ ] Chelsea Handler
Posted by: Jukin
_____________
Really? You really have to ask?
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 31, 2018 02:52 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2018 02:48 PM (7ZVPa)
Quick - someone say something military sounding.
Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2018 02:52 PM (7n4KQ)
If Trump proposed cutting food stamps by $1,000 a year, we'd discover the importance of that kind of money within minutes.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 31, 2018 02:50 PM (2FqvZ)NANCY: $1000 is just "crumbs".
REPORTER: "So you're good with a $1000 Food Stamp reduction?"
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 31, 2018 02:52 PM (DofIg)
Posted by: AllahPundtwit at January 31, 2018 02:52 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises
BOOM! THREADWINNER!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 02:52 PM (2El4P)
I don't care much about diplomacy, but this is kind of jaw dropping in its stupidity:
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/287474/
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 31, 2018 02:52 PM (r+sAi)
So people got a lump sum AND more in their check.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 02:51 PM (2El4P)
Yeah, I mean, here on planet earth, every extra dollar you get to keep in your paycheck helps.
Only in DC is it meaningless.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2018 02:53 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:53 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2018 02:53 PM (+1EJs)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 31, 2018 02:53 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: AllahPundtwit at January 31, 2018 02:52 PM (QE8X6)
Ah, a couple more dreamers.
Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2018 02:53 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2018 02:48 PM (7ZVPa)
Quick - someone say something military sounding.
Posted by: Roy
The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 02:53 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2018 02:51 PM
Chromosomically, still is.
Posted by: Y, you ask? at January 31, 2018 02:53 PM (ctuyM)
Bizarre.
Posted by: Visit Kansas City
So provide the information, bitches
Posted by: Jean at January 31, 2018 02:54 PM (V492Q)
Amazingly enough, a girl will have had her yearbook signed by the entire GOP.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:54 PM (39g3+)
I have totally dropped Hot Air and Red State from my even occasional browsing. They are in the same boat as the NFL, I have more free time thanks to their buffoonery.
Posted by: Special Ed at January 31, 2018 02:54 PM (WLWKm)
Posted by: Deplorable male logic
She should spend a little more on Dent-u-cream
Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2018 02:54 PM (8ikIW)
But if I spend it on things I want then its meaningful.
Why can't you understand that?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 31, 2018 02:54 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Skip #3rd times the charm at January 31, 2018 02:55 PM (aC6Sd)
material omissions of fact that fundamentally impact the memo's
accuracy.
Facts are missing, according to this anonymous statement, and those omissions somehow make the memo fundamentally inaccurate. This is a tightrope statement, not exactly disputing but disputing nonetheless, and not quoting anyone as to what their problems are.
Bizarre.
Posted by: Visit Kansas City! at January 31, 2018 02:52 PM (ylUqT)
Oh! Is that the game the FBI is playing? Claiming material facts were omitted?
Heh. They can feel free to write their own memo releasing those facts, I guess.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2018 02:55 PM (F5+ro)
Amazingly enough, a girl will have had her yearbook signed by the entire GOP.
Knowing that's going to be happening what can the GOP candidates do about it-if anything?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2018 02:55 PM (8+Ozj)
If Trump proposed cutting food stamps by $1,000 a year, we'd discover the importance of that kind of money within minutes.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 31, 2018 02:50 PM (2FqvZ)
That's a perfect response. If we had an actual journalist. Or GOP leader. "We propose cutting $1000 per household in welfare, since it is nothing but crumbs. That will great reduce our expenditures by govt. Ty for the idea Nancy Pelosi!" *GOP cheers for Nancy Pelosi.*
Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 31, 2018 02:55 PM (V7qBU)
So people got a lump sum AND more in their check.
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Our company gave everyone a $500 check the week before Christmas, because of optimism the bill would pass and general optimism for the coming year. Now, people are also taking home more money because of the tax cut. Pretty good stuff.
Posted by: Visit Kansas City! at January 31, 2018 02:55 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 31, 2018 02:55 PM (jsWA8)
Math can be quite simple.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2018 02:55 PM (H8S+R)
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Ex-Secret Service Agent Warns McCabe Faces "WORLD OF TROUBLE" Amid Reports of OBSTRUCTION
Posted by: MISHBOT at January 31, 2018 02:56 PM (y3aQB)
new and hot: Joey Spoogestick
gross!
Posted by: Hands at January 31, 2018 02:21 PM (EzdLW)
There you go again, Horde, being all gross and stuff.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 31, 2018 02:56 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 31, 2018 02:56 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 02:53 PM (2El4P)
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The secret phrase? Given out just like that?
Posted by: RioBravo at January 31, 2018 02:56 PM (5NMZN)
Trust me, it is totally worth it.
cackle, cackle, CACKLE, burp, fart, shart, wet fart.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 31, 2018 02:56 PM (3BFzK)
Selectively edited, saw that one coming from galaxies away.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:56 PM (39g3+)
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Let's ask every American to choose one.
[ ] actual crumbs
[ ] $1000+ cash
Wonder which they would pick?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 31, 2018 02:56 PM (mQ0Mc)
One week?
Three days?
Two hours?
Dude has issues. After a request from his father, the Pope declared that his mother and father were never married.
He is a Vatican bastard.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 31, 2018 02:14 PM (ATVNj)
So...does that mean his dad cucked himself?
Posted by: Insomniac at January 31, 2018 02:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2018 02:57 PM (+lOpA)
- and a distraction type accident was predicted by Q last week for this week after the SOTU . . .
Posted by: Monk
____________
By Q? Meaning it's only found in the Gospels of Matthew and Luke?
Posted by: Furious George at January 31, 2018 02:57 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Shep at January 31, 2018 02:57 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 02:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip #3rd times the charm at January 31, 2018 02:57 PM (aC6Sd)
I think the GOP loses some seats, but nothing like the 50 or 60 that some were predicting, and Ryan is probably still speaker come next January, and McConnell is going to pick up a few seats in the senate.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at January 31, 2018 02:57 PM (Hzzxg)
I spend about a grand a month on my super deluxe poop hiding depends.
Trust me, it is totally worth it.
cackle, cackle, CACKLE, burp, fart, shart, wet fart.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 31, 2018 02:56 PM (3BFzK)
Serious question. At what point does a wet fart become simply taking a dump in your pants.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 31, 2018 02:58 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, 501st Kremlin Jewbot Gvardii at January 31, 2018 02:58 PM (KdQsP)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2018 02:58 PM (7ZVPa)
accuracy.
Facts are missing, according to this anonymous statement, and those omissions somehow make the memo fundamentally inaccurate. This is a tightrope statement, not exactly disputing but disputing nonetheless, and not quoting anyone as to what their problems are.
Bizarre.
Posted by: Visit Kansas City! at January 31, 2018 02:52 PM (ylUqT)
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The people: "Fundamental impact on accuracy? How much?"
FBI: "We'll, you see, we can only rate it 99% accurate without the other material facts. So, you know, that's big."
Posted by: WisRich at January 31, 2018 02:58 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: zibbly wibbly at January 31, 2018 02:58 PM (V3U1L)
Posted by: RioBravo
Those were last year's. Codebook changed.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 02:58 PM (2El4P)
Release the memo and all supporting data then. That should shut Rosenstein's conniving mouth!
Posted by: CN at January 31, 2018 02:58 PM (5gaNQ)
++++
a buffet, you say? Tell me more....
Posted by: Shep at January 31, 2018 02:57 PM (2sCft)
You been here 4 hour. You go now!!!!
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2018 02:58 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2018 02:58 PM (7ZVPa)
He probably paid a lot more than that since he wanted to go bareback.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 31, 2018 02:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 31, 2018 02:59 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2018 02:59 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at January 31, 2018 02:59 PM (Hzzxg)
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TOM FITTON: Mueller FBI Implicated in Lois Lerner IRS Scandal - Robert Mueller Cannot be Trusted
Posted by: MISHBOT at January 31, 2018 02:59 PM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Skip #3rd times the charm at January 31, 2018 03:00 PM (aC6Sd)
LOL - Bill Kristol
Posted by: Dr Spank
Whooo Boy. That's some SNL material there
Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2018 03:00 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 31, 2018 02:58 PM (ymnmz)
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My rule of bum is at 65% substance.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 31, 2018 03:00 PM (3BFzK)
It's not life changing, but as someone who tries to budget every month, having an extra $80something bucks to play with would be nice. Extra few cases of beer, or maybe date night with the old lady or whatever.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 31, 2018 02:49 PM (F5+ro)
It hasn't shown up in my paycheck yet, so I will be interested to see what the result is.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 31, 2018 03:00 PM (kqsXK)
Why not talk about the way it hurt the ACA, after all they claimed it was super popular. Why not say this basically ended health care for all, a lie but at least one they could sell.
Instead they are yelling the least plausible, easiest ignored nonsense. Its like the entire party was taken over by Joe Biden.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 03:00 PM (39g3+)
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Wow, I recently did the same.
Posted by: Gossamer at January 31, 2018 03:00 PM (G0XCe)
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Allahpundit can eat a buffet of dicks.
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a buffet, you say? Tell me more....
Posted by: Shep at January 31, 2018 02:57 PM (2sCft)
You been here 4 hour. You go now!!!!
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2018 02:58 PM---------------------------------------------------
OK. That deserves a sincere golf clap.
Posted by: irright at January 31, 2018 03:00 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Carol at January 31, 2018 03:00 PM (NKOy9)
Posted by: CN at January 31, 2018 03:00 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2018 02:55 PM (8+Ozj)
The thing is, not much. It is hard to defend against a potential attack that could come from anywhere during your lifetime (thinking of Roy Moore.) Especially if it is fabricated out of whole cloth.
Example: I worked in a video store in college. If someone came to me now and said "I have incontrovertible proof that you stole $200 from the cash register in June of 1998!" I know it is false, but how would I refute other than to say "I didn't do it!" Tax records are no help. Bank records would be hard to get to and hardly clearing. The damage as they say would be done regardless.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2018 03:00 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: RioBravo at January 31, 2018 03:01 PM (5NMZN)
Truck driver in GOP train wreck confirmed dead.
LOL - Bill Kristol
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2018 02:59 PM (4e+hS)
(Moans like Crusty the Clown. ) My timing sucks.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at January 31, 2018 03:01 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I ain't sharing my paste.
..ChooCHOO...
Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2018 03:01 PM (8ikIW)
"Campaign ads? I can't imagine how we could use any of those optics. Why, spending money on PR cuts into our hookers and blow fund."
--The Republican Party
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 03:01 PM (39g3+)
Bizarre.
Posted by: Visit Kansas City
So provide the information, bitches
Heh - my first thought too. If information is missing, and you've got it, well that's an easily correctable problem, isn't it?
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2018 03:01 PM (k1TUh)
We got one at least last night that's not going away, so another prediction by the smartset up in smoke.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at January 31, 2018 03:02 PM (Hzzxg)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2018 03:02 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2018 03:00 PM (ycWCI)
You don't deny, you go on the attack. You call them a filthy liar, then plant dirt on them or find something unsavory in their past.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 31, 2018 03:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
#twoweeks
No. Seriously. My company said we'd see it on the Feb 16th check.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 03:02 PM (2El4P)
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Wow, I recently did the same.
Posted by: Gossamer at January 31, 2018 03:00 PM (G0XCe)
Yup, #metoo. Bout a year ago.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 31, 2018 03:02 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: irright at January 31, 2018 02:38 PM (pMGkg)
Negative. My life is on my cell phone and most people reach me on my cell phone. Unless the GOV wants to give everyone a GOV Cell Phone?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2018 03:02 PM (SjImc)
- and a distraction type accident was predicted by Q last week for this week after the SOTU . . .
Posted by: Monk
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By Q? Meaning it's only found in the Gospels of Matthew and Luke?
Posted by: Furious George at January 31, 2018 02:57 PM (9vQJW)
Maybe the ghey god-like being from Star Trek Next Gen?
Posted by: josephistan at January 31, 2018 03:02 PM (7HtZB)
"Mom and Dad, I know I got all Fs on my report card, but you don't understand. There is a lot of information missing as to why. And none of it is my fault. I am the victim here."
Posted by: Professor Disarray, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 31, 2018 03:02 PM (V7qBU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2018 03:00 PM (ycWCI)
You don't deny, you go on the attack. You call them a filthy liar, then plant dirt on them or find something unsavory in their past.
Posted by: Insomniac
Hire your b-i-l to kneecap them.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 03:03 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: Visit Kansas City! at January 31, 2018 02:55 PM (ylUqT)
Mine gave us all a 400.00 Trump Bonus, taxes paid so we got the whole 400. and that was right after a nice Christmas bonus. Pretty sweet.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 31, 2018 03:03 PM (7+71Q)
The only way to deal with it would be for the voters to ignore it, destroying it as a tactic. Which is why even if Moore was a kiddy diddler in his youth, they should have elected him in Alabama, to defang that crap. Instead they encouraged the Democrats.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 03:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2018 03:03 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at January 31, 2018 02:59 PM (Hzzxg)
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During the election, Trump mad the pitch to blacks "What do you have to lose".
Now R's have an ad of the CBC sitting on their hands as Trump announced the lowest black unemployment in recorded history.
What do they have to lose indeed.
Posted by: WisRich at January 31, 2018 03:03 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2018 03:03 PM (BZA5F)
Posted by: Visit Kansas City! at January 31, 2018 02:55 PM (ylUqT)
Mine gave us all a 400.00 Trump Bonus, taxes paid so we got the whole 400. and that was right after a nice Christmas bonus. Pretty sweet.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 31, 2018 03:03 PM (7+71Q)
I got a rock.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 31, 2018 03:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CN at January 31, 2018 03:03 PM (5gaNQ)
Posted by: azalea city at January 31, 2018 03:03 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Carol at January 31, 2018 03:03 PM (NKOy9)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2018 03:03 PM (SjImc)
FYI Oct '09 the Dems had a 12 pt advantage in the generic ballot, and the Repubs had a 2 pt advantage by Feb '10. How did that election turn out again?
Posted by: Joe, no that other one at January 31, 2018 03:03 PM (7pOq5)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at January 31, 2018 03:04 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Bruce at January 31, 2018 03:04 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Monk at January 31, 2018 03:04 PM (g4lFK)
What do they have to lose indeed.
Posted by: WisRich at January 31, 2018 03:03 PM (G0vdT)
Except their chains. To borrow a phrase.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 31, 2018 03:04 PM (ycWCI)
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Why would work stop? Everything they need should be provided at work.
Posted by: irright at January 31, 2018 02:38 PM (pMGkg)
Negative. My life is on my cell phone and most people reach me on my
cell phone. Unless the GOV wants to give everyone a GOV Cell Phone?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2018 03:02 PM
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Perhaps. Why does it need to be a cell phone?
Posted by: irright at January 31, 2018 03:04 PM (pMGkg)
I have totally dropped Hot Air and Red State from my even occasional
browsing. They are in the same boat as the NFL, I have more free time
thanks to their buffoonery.
Speaking of NFL, it looks like Fox sports fvcked up.
Big-boobed Liz Claman was giddy that Fox Sports got Thursday night Football for the next five years.
She is wearing a nice snug blue top, but the cameraman is not cooperating.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion bot at January 31, 2018 03:04 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2018 03:05 PM (2El4P)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2018 03:03 PM (O2RFr)
Yes, she had some medication issues, but is doing better when she checked in this morning.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 31, 2018 03:05 PM (2sCft)
It was nice to see, once again, the mention of medical personnel in the GOP who were able to provide medical assistance at the train wreck. Probably the same medical personnel in the GOP who were able to provide medical assistance at the softball shooting.
I like being able to identify with a party with people like that.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 31, 2018 03:05 PM (2FqvZ)
You're going to have to spell it out for us, because we didn't see anything.
Posted by: The GOPe at January 31, 2018 03:05 PM (2z74n)
Textbook definition of "laughing with yastichas"
Posted by: sofa saver at January 31, 2018 03:05 PM (4u7kU)
See, that's a really nice company. Add the taxes into the bonus, so the employees get it all without a nasty surprise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2018 03:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2018 03:06 PM (7ZVPa)
That's a serious problem, and it's EXACTLY why we have Statues of Limitations built into most of our criminal laws. (none for murder and other heinous crimes, of course)
Many people think of Statutes of Limitations as some kind of technicality, but they exist because after a certain amount of time goes by it has been long recognized that it is IMPOSSIBLE for a defendant to put up a competent defense.
And that's why we should always be very, very suspicious when anyone comes up with claims of malfeasance many, many years after the fact. It doesn't mean they're not true, but it does mean that they are always very, very shaky and could never be proven in a court of law.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2018 03:06 PM (k1TUh)
Speaking of NFL, it looks like Fox sports fvcked up.
Big-boobed Liz Claman was giddy that Fox Sports got Thursday night Football for the next five years.
She is wearing a nice snug blue top, but the cameraman is not cooperating.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion bot at January 31, 2018 03:04 PM (8iiMU)
WOW. That is a major fucking MISTAKE, IMHO. But I do appreciate me some Liz Claman Boobage.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 31, 2018 03:08 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2018 03:08 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Skip #3rd times the charm at January 31, 2018 03:08 PM (aC6Sd)
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Class isn't a money thing. You can have a flat broke DuPont and he'd still be upper class if he were born into it.
Posted by: Bigby's Pointy Finger at January 31, 2018 03:08 PM (Rql93)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 31, 2018 03:09 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: irright at January 31, 2018 03:04 PM (pMGkg)
So you want me to carry a computer and wired phone all around with me?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2018 03:10 PM (SjImc)
[ ] actual crumbs
[ ] $1000+ cash
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It's not that I don't need actual crumbs, because I do. But I'll take the $1000
Posted by: Vinny Gambini at January 31, 2018 03:11 PM (KzeQ7)
Posted by: sans_sheriff at January 31, 2018 03:12 PM (SIVRK)
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So you want me to carry a computer and wired phone all around with me?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2018 03:10 PM
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I'm guessing most people at the pentagon work at a desk, but I actually have no idea.
Posted by: irright at January 31, 2018 03:12 PM (pMGkg)
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We'll that and they don't give a shit.
Posted by: Mega at January 31, 2018 03:13 PM (tiTBK)
Posted by: deepelemblues at January 31, 2018 03:14 PM (osJSG)
Posted by: irright at January 31, 2018 03:14 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at January 31, 2018 03:16 PM (6k9X+)
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When he first came to the horde's attention X years ago, I thought you were all mocking his 'real' name; then I discovered his name really is "Manchin"!
Posted by: andycanuck at January 31, 2018 03:16 PM (ewxPW)
Vote Democrat 2018
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2018 03:17 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Mega at January 31, 2018 03:20 PM (tiTBK)
If the FBI is at the door, call the cops on 'em.
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 31, 2018 03:46 PM (RuIsu)
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