Support
Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Doctors To Begin Fighting Cancer With RUSSIAN BOTS and Gene-Editing, But Mostly Gene EditingThey'll use CRISPER genetic scissors to edit gene sequences to turn a patient's cells into "expert cancer killers," this RUSSIAN BOT is paying me in rubles and hookers to tell you. Actually he just paid me three more hookers to say he's not a RUSSIAN BOT. He says he's a Real Down-Home Country Coca-Cola All-American Buckaroo who likes Trucks with Heavy Metal Bollocks and Tackle Football Pastimes, and I believe him, because man, these hookers are sure swell. They don't speak any English but together we speak the international language: anal.Doctors at the University of Pennsylvania say they will use CRISPR to modify human immune cells so that they become expert cancer killers, according to plans posted this week to a directory of ongoing clinical trials. The study will enroll up to 18 patients fighting three different types of cancer--multiple myeloma, sarcoma, and melanoma-in what could become the first medical use of CRISPR outside China, where similar studies have been under way. An advisory group to the National Institutes of Health initially gave a green light to the Penn researchers in June 2016 (see "First Human Test of CRISPR Proposed"), but until now it was not known whether the trial would proceed. "We are in the final steps of preparing for the trial, but cannot provide a specific projected start date,” a spokesperson for Penn Medicine told MIT Technology Review.Good news, fellow Americans and RUSSIAN BOTS, obviously. However, if you're worried about the slippery slope of genetic modification, this is the perfect foot-in-the-door: hardly anyone can complain about using CRISPER to turn cells into cancer killers. But once we prove we can do that, why not start modifying cells to be better at fighting viruses? And then -- why not modify them to burn more fat? Or to turn normal fat capitalist-swine Americans into SUPERIOR NEW SOVIET SUPER-MEN, my Real American Friend just paid me one new hooker with a very full bladder to say. BTW, I have no problem with this -- hookers with full bladders or genetic modification -- but I know some people do. At some point we might have to start tinkering with the cells' self-destruct countdown clock, which causes aging, but doesn't have to. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
What can't bots do?
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 05:41 PM (aC6Sd) 2
1
Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2018 05:41 PM (FhXTo) 3
If they try to turn me into a newt, I'm gonna be pissed.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:41 PM (LAe3v) 4
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 05:42 PM (LiyEm) 5
Trash Panda bodyguard/pilot/mechanics for everyone!
Posted by: Nate in NOLA at January 23, 2018 05:42 PM (3qriR) 6
Scrolling back to see if your 1st misses a first.
also will use CRISPR to modify human immune cells so that they become expert cancer killers, Do you want a zombie apocalypse, Because that's how you get a zombie apocalypse. Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2018 05:42 PM (FhXTo) 7
I keep my gene splicing gear in the crisper, with my lettuce. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:43 PM (mbhDw) 8
Summoned the horde
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 05:43 PM (aC6Sd) 9
GMOs are PEOPLE!
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 05:43 PM (M5b9O) 10
What happens when they link the Russian bots up with the Russian drones and get Russian bot-controlled drones?
What happens then? Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 23, 2018 05:43 PM (FUu/Z) 11
3 If they try to turn me into a newt, I'm gonna be pissed.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:41 PM (LAe3v) Only if they succeed. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:43 PM (mbhDw) 12
With every gene-edit, you get registered to vote in California!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 05:43 PM (oVJmc) 13
Modify genetics to produce better shelf hangers.
Posted by: Vincent Hannah at January 23, 2018 05:43 PM (Vl5bQ) 14
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I WAS A BOT BEFORE I WAS A MEME!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 23, 2018 05:43 PM (a66nm) 15
Russian bot, hell. I'm a good old fashioned Made In America Cylon, dang it!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 23, 2018 05:43 PM (AM1GF) 16
I read a story just this morning that the Chinese were already doing this, because dictators.
Anything that can be done, will be done. Might as well start planning your designer kids now. Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (LAe3v) 17
We're all gonna end up looking like Dolph Lungren aren't we?
Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (lKs2v) 18
Rubles, hookers, and blow?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (Xq/2B) 19
The Polish Hooker Bots can churn butter like nobody's business.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (QQ+il) 20
Russian Bots forced me to take the wrong off ramp in downtown Dallas this morning.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (+Dllb) 21
Aren't Russian bots "botniks?"
(Has vision of a bunch of Russian bots reading bad poetry to each other in some seedy bar, then snapping their fingers instead of applauding . . .) Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (s5o+q) 22
Does gene editing mean I get the Anna Chapman clone I was promised for voting Trump?
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (SkuXa) 23
At what point should we start worrying what science experiments Leftists are doing?
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (aC6Sd) 24
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Bob from NSA at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (r9UYA) 25
off spy sock
Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (r9UYA) 26
21 Aren't Russian bots "botniks?"
(Has vision of a bunch of Russian bots reading bad poetry to each other in some seedy bar, then snapping their fingers instead of applauding . . .) Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (s5o+q) Botnik produced the Doors albums, no? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (mbhDw) 27
Good news, obviously. However, if you're worried about the slippery slope of genetic modification, this is the perfect foot-in-the-door: hardly anyone can complain about using CRISPER to turn cells into cancer killers.
Isn't that the explanation in all the Last Man on Earth remakes? Cancer cures gone rogue? Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (QQ+il) 28
... aw, i was hoping that RUSSIAN BOTS might have another use besides being a red herring.
Posted by: so *not* a RUSSIAN BOT at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (ErUT3) 29
China has the advantage of human trials over us. Is it necessary for me to explain why? They are the evil honey badgers. They may even contract it out to NK.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (zoyKY) 30
17
We're all gonna end up looking like Dolph Lungren aren't we? I foresee a wiener arms race. Pretty soon, all men will carry zeppelins between their legs. Not sure how the ladies will respond. Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (LAe3v) Posted by: Banana Hammock Gent at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (32tyq) 32
You didn't build that.
Posted by: Rushin' Bots for Releasing of Memos at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (vDqXW) 33
Maybe they can use CRISPR to well actually Barfley Manning a genetic girl...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (Xq/2B) 34
23 At what point should we start worrying what science experiments Leftists are doing?
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (aC6Sd) They don't do science. They do politics/propaganda. See: Warming, Global Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (mbhDw) 35
"...this RUSSIAN BOT is paying me in rubles and hookers to tell you."
- RFLMFAO!!! Too rich. You're on a roll, man. Posted by: Cold Civil War at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (Z2PYk) 36
Immortality for me but not for there.
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (R5lpX) 37
yeah, this is great news Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (fceHP) Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (Vl5bQ) 39
If Trump favors gene therapy...
IT WILL KILL US ALL. If he does not... WE WILL ALL DIE. See how easy life in 2018 is for the deranged? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (tzSlh) 40
Not CRISPER, CRISPR. A crisper sounds like something Frito-Lay uses on potato slices.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (5bz7Q) 41
Gawd I accidentally turned on NPR "news" in my car a little while ago, and they were still raving about how Trump colluded with the Russians, and Sessions met with the Russian ambassador and so on before I could get the damn thing turned off. How long is this shit going to go on? It is like an insane asylum out there.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (md3fh) 42
Can Russian bots grow new hair on a bald head? Millions of men are desperate to know.
Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (EzdLW) 43
You know who else wanted to create a super race?
Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (r9UYA) 44
They'll use CRISPER genetic scissors to edit gene sequences to turn a patient's cells into "expert cancer killers,"
My initial feeling is that this isn't going to end well. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (8gDQu) 45
this is how the genebot apocalypse begins
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (hMwEB) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (Ckg4U) 47
Meh. We've been curing cancer in mice for decades now. Humans, it is a bit trickier.
Beleive it when you see it, folks. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (CPk08) 48
At some point we might have to start tinkering with the cells' self-destruct countdown clock, which causes aging, but doesn't have to.
Posted by Ace at 05:45 PM Comments Yes, because we all want a nation of geezers on SSI for 100 years each. ![]() Posted by: Buzz Lightyear at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (z79tQ) 49
I volunteer Lena Dunham as test subject.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (Dp6qK) 50
I foresee a wiener arms race. Pretty soon, all men
will carry zeppelins between their legs. Not sure how the ladies will respond. Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (LAe3v) --- with sharp needles? Posted by: redc1c4 at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (a66nm) 51
Except if you set the CRISPR gene threashold to be paranoid about viruses, can we say out of control auto-immune response?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (Xq/2B) Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (LiyEm) 53
... aw, i was hoping that RUSSIAN BOTS might have another use besides being a red herring.
Posted by: so *not* a RUSSIAN BOT at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (ErUT3) ISWYDT. Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (s5o+q) 54
It's all fun and games until ManBearPig actually manifests.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (LAe3v) 55
Russian bots are like little Cossacks of the internet Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (lKyWE) 56
I saw Hooker With Full Bladder open for Pee Diddy in Oakland last year.
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (4upo5) Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (2FqvZ) 58
30 17
We're all gonna end up looking like Dolph Lungren aren't we? I foresee a wiener arms race. Pretty soon, all men will carry zeppelins between their legs. Not sure how the ladies will respond. Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (LAe3v) The punchline "Where do you think they held the auction!" springs to mind. Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (lKs2v) 59
>>BTW, I have no problem with this -- hookers with full bladders or genetic modification -- but I know some people do.
GATTACA! OK, I am on board with it for cancer stuff, because f#ck cancer. However, the hookers with full bladder stuff....? Your business, Ace!! Tell the Russian BOT handlers 'hi'! ![]() Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (W+vEI) 60
44 They'll use CRISPER genetic scissors to edit gene sequences to turn a patient's cells into "expert cancer killers,"
My initial feeling is that this isn't going to end well. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (8gDQu) If I find myself in the state I found my friend, 3 weeks before he finally died from colon cancer, I'll take that shot. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (mbhDw) 61
Russian bots forced me to watch them masturbate into a potted plant.
Posted by: Swampgorilla at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (2ZzGF) 62
I've already had cancer, and if it comes back it'll be harder the second time. I'm hoping these treatments have merit because cancer sucks goat nutz and the sooner we can stop people from getting it, the better.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (iv0p7) 63
I don't know much about russian bots, but russians girls are cute and good in....
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (SjImc) 64
>>52 Justice department refuses to release of Mueller's budget request
It's almost like there is no leadership there. Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (r9UYA) 65
If we are lucky we will get one Captain America out of the mess and about 100 drooling idiots who would be perfect for Congress.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (Xq/2B) 66
I thin genetic modification is something one should be extremely careful with, because we know like, I dunno, one molecule of water in the Rhode Island-sized iceberg of consequences and science in the field.
Its not a question of making little changes to get specific results, genetics is insanely complicated and interactive. And just because something appears to work on mice doesn't mean that there were not horrendous effects the mice couldn't tell anyone about. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (39g3+) 67
If Trump favors gene therapy...
IT WILL KILL US ALL. If he does not... WE WILL ALL DIE. See how easy life in 2018 is for the deranged? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (tzSlh) --- If we don't kill you first! Posted by: Glorious Russian Bots for the Making of Memos Releasing at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (vDqXW) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (fceHP) Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (/tuJf) 70
Immortality for me but not for there.
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (R5lpX) Immorality. You spelled it wrong. And thee, but nevermind that. Posted by: Weiner's Laptop and sexting device at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (z79tQ) Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (SzZnW) 72
Will it be cloning vs gene editing, or cloning plus gene editing?
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (Vl5bQ) 73
cancer sucks goat nutz and the sooner we can stop people from getting it, the better.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM Amen, brother. Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (t41dG) 74
If I find myself in the state I found my friend, 3 weeks before he finally died from colon cancer, I'll take that shot.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (mbhDw) The danger isn't to the person being treated. It's to the rest of the population. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (8gDQu) 75
How long is this shit going to go on?
Posted by: Ruthless at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (md3fh) --- until Drumpf is impeached, of course! Posted by: The #Resistance at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (a66nm) 76
Well, I hope they don't get the gene editors from the NYT...
Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (zSVEm) 77
They do not want to cure cancer. It is too good a thing for the Rx people, doctors, hospitals, insurance companies and so forth. They've raked in trillions over the years "treating" cancer. It is one of the biggest Ponzi type schemes and criminal enterprises in history. Anyone who finds a cure is going to be Arkancided with extreme prejudice, muy pronto, IMO, and we will never hear about it.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (md3fh) 78
>>69 >>That calls for a drink.
And a smoke. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (/tuJf) I've got a half smoked Swisher Sweet fer ya. Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (r9UYA) 79
I foresee a wiener arms race. Pretty soon, all men will carry zeppelins between their legs. Not sure how the ladies will respond.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM I say we bring back codpieces as a test run. Posted by: otho at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (qGuLD) 80
At some point we might have to start tinkering with the cells' self-destruct countdown clock, which causes aging, but doesn't have to.
So that's what they did to Christie Brinkley. Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (+lOpA) 81
66
I thin genetic modification is something one should be extremely careful with, because we know like, I dunno, one molecule of water in the Rhode Island-sized iceberg of consequences and science in the field Agreed. I sometimes think we should tell people they can have whatever genetic manipulation they want, as long as their next stop is to get on a rocket to Mars. Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (LAe3v) Posted by: R Kelly at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (W+vEI) 83
Jeff Sessions needs more sleep.
Posted by: Glorious Russian Bots for the Making of Memos Releasing at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (vDqXW) 84
Actually he just paid me three more hookers to say he's not a RUSSIAN BOT.
Proper hydration is key in surviving this sudden new wealth. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (QQ+il) 85
This is also good news for people that have untreatable incurable genetic diseases. There are well documented and well understood diseases that are 100% genetic that have no treatment or cures. I know from personal experience that this does suck bigly in real life...
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (0OmEj) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (Ckg4U) 87
74 If I find myself in the state I found my friend, 3 weeks before he finally died from colon cancer, I'll take that shot.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (mbhDw) The danger isn't to the person being treated. It's to the rest of the population. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (8gDQu) So, I get cured from cancer and then I'm typhoid Mary? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (M5b9O) 89
this RUSSIAN BOT is paying me in rubles and hookers to tell you.
When they start paying you in power tools and kettlebells, we'll know it's for realz. Posted by: Duncanthrax/i] at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (ctuyM) 90
Know any Russian sex bots who would leak in the docking bay obamabot recharged in?
Posted by: Trump Bot at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (Dp6qK) 91
If we are lucky we will get one Captain America out of the mess and about 100 drooling idiots who would be perfect for Congress.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (Xq/2B) Just because I think it's funny. And right. Why does the Island of Dr. Moreau come to mind? Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (z79tQ) 92
I don't know much about russian bots, but russians girls are cute
Yeah they turn into potatoes at 30 but I'm not 100% sure that's genetics. I think its more the fact that they drink like fish, eat crap, and start smoking at age 7. Cut out all that horrendous lifestyle stuff and I bet they can hold up pretty well. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (39g3+) 93
My initial feeling is that this isn't going to end well.
Just think about all the other scientific advances (and flubs) that worried people, but didn't end the world. Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (iv0p7) 94
Pretty soon, all men will carry zeppelins between their legs. Not sure how the ladies will respond.
Oh the humanity! Posted by: wooga at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (3403r) 95
Chemo is a terrible (but great) drug. If it does not kill you and manages to kill the cancer then you won a lottery.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (BtQd4) 96
We're all gonna end up looking like Dolph Lungren aren't we? Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (lKs2v) Hopefully his IQ too. Remember that meme comparing Dolph Lundgren's college education to Bill Nye's? Dolph has a Master's Degree in Chemical Engineering from the University of Sydney. Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (EzdLW) 97
The problem is so easy to see but obviously extremely difficult to solve. Cancer cells disguise themselves from the killer white cells . How can they be unmasked?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (zoyKY) 98
Actually he just paid me three more hookers to say he's not a RUSSIAN BOT.
Proper hydration is key in surviving this sudden new wealth. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (QQ+il) He can always put the spares up on the shelf for later. Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (s5o+q) 99
Genetic modification is safe, harmless, and the next step in human health and evolution.
Posted by: Umbrella Corporation at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (NWiLs) 100
Was that named after Crispin Glover? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (lEMi/) 102
>>>Ace sounds drunk, but he doesn't drink?
1. I do drink, just not much. 2. My new friends have given me this case of excellent wodka. Posted by: ace at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (8rNrN) 103
Anyone have a cure for vertigo? Events are moving at breakneck speed, to coin a phrase, and all you all are making me dizzy. Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (GroCc) 104
2 1/2 years from now if Strzok is in jail, Lynch, Rice, Huma are in trials NPR will still be pushing Russian collusion
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (aC6Sd) Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (QQ+il) 106
They do not want to cure cancer. It is too good a thing for the Rx
people, doctors, hospitals, insurance companies and so forth. ...Anyone who finds a cure is going to be Arkancided with extreme prejudice, muy pronto, IMO, and we will never hear about it. You may want to lighten up on the tinfoil a bit. Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (LAe3v) 107
Hookers with full bladders. Yes.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (U6f54) 108
We're all gonna end up looking like Dolph Lungren aren't we?
A full bladdered hooker telling me "I must break you". Even my nightmares aren't that bad. Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (FhXTo) 109
Nanotechnology is probably a future cancer fighting technique... what I have read about the potential is amazing..
They are like little Bots... Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (zSVEm) 110
test
Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (EzdLW) Posted by: Ruthless at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (md3fh) 112
Ace has new friends?
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (Sfs6o) 113
Gene editing as in The Fly?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (IqV8l) 114
*cheers!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (Ckg4U) 115
Awww, Neil Diamond retiring, due to Parkinson's Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (fceHP) 116
Can golden showers cure cancer?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (U6f54) 117
Cancer has already been cured and the entire world can have unlimited electrical power using one glass full of water but THEY keep it hidden...
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (LiyEm) 118
At some point we might have to start tinkering with the cells' self-destruct countdown clock, which causes aging, but doesn't have to.
My guess is that its impossible to fix or its the alternative to a far worse result. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (39g3+) 119
How about squirting?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (U6f54) 120
68
Ace sounds drunk, but he doesn't drink? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (fceHP) Not water. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (Dp6qK) 121
"74 If I find myself in the state I found my friend, 3 weeks before he finally died from colon cancer, I'll take that shot. "
What State was that, Connecticut? I'm never going to Connecticut, not even if some friend asks me there. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 05:53 PM (k1TUh) 122
Gene editing as in The Fly?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (IqV8l) --- With a cloth? Posted by: Bots for Rushin' Release of Memo at January 23, 2018 05:53 PM (vDqXW) 123
Can someone please edit the Awake gene for Jeff.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 05:53 PM (r9UYA) 124
So, I get cured from cancer and then I'm typhoid Mary?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (mbhDw) What can be created from these sorts of treatments is entirely unknown. Could some weird new sort of virus emerge? It sure could. Or something even worse. But we know pretty much nothing about any of that so care is called for. Editing the genetic code of cells is a very dangerous business. It is something that should only be done with the strictest of precautions. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 05:53 PM (8gDQu) 125
77 They do not want to cure cancer. It is too good a thing for the Rx people, doctors, hospitals, insurance companies and so forth. They've raked in trillions over the years "treating" cancer. It is one of the biggest Ponzi type schemes and criminal enterprises in history. Anyone who finds a cure is going to be Arkancided with extreme prejudice, muy pronto, IMO, and we will never hear about it.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (md3fh) If by "they" you mean oncologists and researchers, nope. nope. nope. There's a bunch of cancers that are now essentially cureable. But it really is not a simple problem. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 05:53 PM (CPk08) 126
How long have we heard they're right on the verge of curing cancer? I have a drawer full of prayer cards that calls BS on all that. I'll believe it when I see it.
Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2018 05:53 PM (nisXv) Posted by: R Kelly at January 23, 2018 05:53 PM (W+vEI) 128
117
Cancer has already been cured and the entire world can have unlimited electrical power using one glass full of water but THEY keep it hidden... I know, right? Damn lizard people. Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (LAe3v) 129
is Colony a good show?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (hMwEB) 130
"Ace has new friends?"
-Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (Sfs6o) Apparently. They like him enough to send him the clear likkerz. ...something I should have done a long time ago. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (Ckg4U) 131
slippery slopes, i'm game. why not? I'd rather die of a overdose of something less painful then cancer.
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (t2Uf9) 132
Quick, someone fetch a blue hedgehog!
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (lEMi/) --- you rang? Posted by: Ron Jeremy at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (a66nm) 133
Ace, I think you're good as long as they're not giving you cans of Chernobly Energy Drink.
https://youtu.be/nxn437hvYRM Posted by: Country Singer at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (yzxic) 134
They do not want to cure cancer. It is too good a thing for the Rx people, doctors, hospitals, insurance companies and so forth.
This kind of attitude always confuses me. You figure they wont make money selling cancer cures, too? Its like the paranoid people claiming oil companies are suppressing alternate energy. No, if someone came up with something better and cheaper than petroleum, then the oil companies would instantly buy into that to get rich of it, too. They aren't religiously wedded to the product they love the money they make from whatever they are selling at the time. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (39g3+) Posted by: D. Trump at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (vDqXW) 136
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (QQ+il) 137
Damn. It's about time. I've lost count of the friends and relatives I've lost to cancer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 05:55 PM (ptqGC) 138
Anyone have a cure for vertigo?
Events are moving at breakneck speed, to coin a phrase, and all you all are making me dizzy. Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (GroCc) Epley Maneuver Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2018 05:55 PM (fceHP) 139
128
I know, right? Damn lizard people. Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (LAe3v) Morena Baccarin was fetching... when she wasn't in one of her Moods.... Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 05:55 PM (zSVEm) 140
They do not want to cure cancer. It is too good a thing for the Rx people, doctors, hospitals, insurance companies and so forth. They've raked in trillions over the years "treating" cancer. It is one of the biggest Ponzi type schemes and criminal enterprises in history. Anyone who finds a cure is going to be Arkancided with extreme prejudice, muy pronto, IMO, and we will never hear about it.
On behalf of my Oncologist, and all the hordes of people who helped develop the protocols that helped me survive cancer, fuck you. Rx people, doctors, hospital staff, insurance people and everyone else have family that have gone through cancer. If they really had a cure-all, that shit would be secret for about a nanosecond before it leaked because they would want to use it on a parent, child, lover, friend, or whoever else close to them was suffering. You're a moron in the worst way. Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2018 05:55 PM (iv0p7) Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:55 PM (QQ+il) 142
Is 'Red Swallow' a good movie? Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 05:55 PM (GroCc) 143
Here's the thing. Genetically manipulating people isn't going to give you Captain America, its going to give you freaking Elephant Man. We're like infants experimenting with uranium here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (39g3+) 144
136 The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (QQ+il) So if it burns when I pee, I should....... Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (CPk08) 145
Gene Editing, another in a long line of great Genes.
Gene Kelly Gene Wilder Gene Tierney Gene Siskel Gene Roddenberry Gene Simmons Gene Hackman Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (EzdLW) 146
They've kept the 100 mpg carburetor under wraps for too damn long. Why? Russians. Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (2FqvZ) 147
I hate being pedantic, but "cancer" doesn't get cured because the word "cancer" is popular shorthand for over 100 different diseases which kinda do the same thing, sometimes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (k1TUh) Posted by: The Intragalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Colony at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (ctuyM) 149
Damn. It's about time. I've lost count of the friends and relatives I've lost to cancer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 05:55 PM (ptqGC) and they keep getting younger It's creepy Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (fceHP) 150
well we can write laws, only beautiful people or children or people of actual civic/right political ides/ value get the cancer curing bot?
is that the worry? Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (t2Uf9) 151
"40 Not CRISPER, CRISPR. A crisper sounds like something Frito-Lay uses on potato slices.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo" Its not like Olestra is it? Trust me, you don't want to be near Hope Solo after she etas chips with Olestra. Posted by: Benji Carver at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (OD2ni) 152
you can sure cancer with this one neat trick!
Posted by: InfoWars at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (a66nm) 153
Gene Gene the Dancing Machine!!
Posted by: Chuck Barris at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (Vl5bQ) 154
Yes. Has Season 3 started yet?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:55 PM (QQ+il) dunno just started season 1 on Netflix Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (hMwEB) Posted by: Totally Not a RUSSIAN BOT at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (8rNrN) Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (GroCc) 157
I've also lost count of the number of fundraisers we've attended and given $$$ to to cure this beast.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (ptqGC) 158
>>Jellyfish stings, maybe....
I always wonder who was able to talk his friend into letting him try this for the fist time. Oh, that's a bad jellyfish sting, bob, let me piss on it. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (/tuJf) 159
>>>>Doctors at the University of Pennsylvania say they will use CRISPR to
modify human immune cells so that they become expert cancer killers, according to plans posted this week to a directory of ongoing clinical trials. . . . .This business will get out of control, it will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it. That plus you know someone is gong to bring Dinosaurs back right? I don't want to try and out run a Velociraptor because it ain't happening. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (+Dllb) 160
I pray that this can be used to give pediatric patients fighting DIPG (the most fatal form for glioblastoma). A parent should never have to see his/her child die from this.
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (a0IVu) 161
Anyone who finds a cure is going to be Arkancided with extreme prejudice Yeah, like that guy who invented the 120 MPG carburetor!!!! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (SzZnW) 163
Keith Richards > CRISPR
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (4upo5) 164
No, you know what? Fuck *you guys*.
No one ever sticks up for me. Even the damn pedophiles have an advocacy group, but me? Nada. Posted by: Cancer at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (lEMi/) 165
yeah cancer has many facets yet i think we should cure it .
we can still jail/murder teh miscreants Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (t2Uf9) 166
Gene Editing, another in a long line of great Genes.
Gene Kelly Gene Wilder Gene Tierney Gene Siskel Gene Roddenberry Gene Simmons Gene Hackman Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (EzdLW) Gene Autry Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (k2yk7) 167
Morena Baccarin was fetching... when she wasn't in one of her Moods
Well until she unhinged her jaw and swallowed that rat. I wonder, did the lizard people craziness start with V or did they get their ideas from the lizard people crazies? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (39g3+) 168
I can think of off the top of my head one science fiction story predicated on DNA tinkering gone feral with disastrous consequences.
In the short story "The Gone Dogs" by Frank Herbert, you see the Earth completely cleansed of any canine animal because one rancher wanted to get rid of coyotes. But the virus he whipped up in his alien tech gene-splicer jumped to Man's best friend. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (Xq/2B) 169
All I'm saying is out of this whole big mess is it too much to ask for there to be nekked rooskie female agent pictures?
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (Sfs6o) 170
just started season 1 on Netflix
People do stupid stuff in a kind of ex machina way to keep the plot moving but if you can overlook that you will enjoy it. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (QQ+il) 171
Gene Barry
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (IqV8l) 172
Apple cider vinegar, turmeric AND THIS ONE HOUSEHOLD ITEM YOU'D NEVER EXPECT!
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs) 173
129 is Colony a good show?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (hMwEB) Its.... a show. I've watched the two seasons so far of it, and I still don't really know what is going on. Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (lKs2v) 174
I would volunteer in a heartbeat to undergo genetic mods if it meant being free from SCA (Spinocerebellar ataxia ) or just not having to deal with progression of the disease. That is a whole host of shittyness that I would not wish on anyone. That is 100% genetic .
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (0OmEj) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (39g3+) 176
but what I wanna know is, does that CRISPR keep your lettuce fresh? If it doesn't keep the lettuce fresh, well back to the drawing board with it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (k1TUh) 177
Can we at least come to a consensus over how many mpg you can get from mystery carburetor ?
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (4upo5) 178
151 Posted by: Benji Carver at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (OD2ni)
so there is a public john here in Butte.... and there are a lot of borderline dementia cases here.... anyway I now know what an upside down volcano would look like.... Old boy reached 1/3d of the way into the urinal area and 1/3d of the way into the handicapped stall.... it was like a handstand with a whirl.... Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (SzZnW) 179
Thanks to gene splicing and AI, we will toil in the mines for centuries, under the watchful gaze of our robot overlords.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (JyFLk) 180
Jane, not including the cadaverous loved ones of all ages we have to watch suffer before they actually die and become a non number to others.
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (t2Uf9) 181
People do stupid stuff in a kind of ex machina way to keep the plot moving
So its the kind of show that would make me scream profanity and kick the screen in. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (39g3+) 182
(snip for brevity) You're a moron in the worst way.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2018 05:55 PM (iv0p7) --- what he said. F you for even suggesting my wife and i would be a party to such an obscenity. Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (a66nm) 183
176 but what I wanna know is, does that CRISPR keep your lettuce fresh? If it doesn't keep the lettuce fresh, well back to the drawing board with it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (k1TUh) It gives your lettuce an insatiable hunger for human flesh. Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (NWiLs) 184
It's BOT time this was exposed!
Posted by: Sono, son of bi at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (ctuyM) 185
Gene Gene the Dancing Machine
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (xPJvm) 186
Serious question... Is Red Swallow a spy series???
Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (zSVEm) 187
No, you know what? Fuck *you guys*.
No one ever sticks up for me. Even the damn pedophiles have an advocacy group, but me? Nada. Posted by: Cancer at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (lEMi/) --- No one really likes you. Posted by: Sagittarius at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (vDqXW) 188
Cancer cells disguise themselves from the killer white cells . How can they be unmasked? Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (zoyKY) Give their names to former members of the Obama Administration? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (pNxlR) 189
Yes yes, first the oohing and aahing, then the running and the screaming..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (QQ+il) 190
Most of you know that I lost my "Mom away from Mom" and "Dad away from Dad" to this shithole of a disease.
I keep hearing of these "Miracle Cures" and "Alternative Treatments". I'd like for just one of them to be true. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (Ckg4U) 191
That Sharyl Atkisson piece in the sidebar is good, but it lacks the gravitatas of Sara Carter's reportage.
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (M5b9O) 192
Gene Gene the Dancing Machine!!
Damnit someone beat me to it! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (39g3+) Double dammit! Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (xPJvm) 193
You know this is always how the Zombie Apocalypse Starts.
I think to be safe they should start off by testing it on 12 Monkeys. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (k1TUh) 194
Doctors at the University of Pennsylvania say they will use CRISPR to modify human immune cells so that they become expert legislation killers, voting against their party based loosely on rules described as "muh principles", according to plans posted this week to a directory of ongoing clinical trials.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (wdmm9) 195
They do not want to cure cancer. It is too good a thing for the Rx people, doctors, hospitals, insurance companies and so forth. They've raked in trillions over the years "treating" cancer. It is one of the biggest Ponzi type schemes and criminal enterprises in history. Anyone who finds a cure is going to be Arkancided with extreme prejudice, muy pronto, IMO, and we will never hear about it.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (md3fh) it is the opposite, in reality whoever cures cancer will be extremely rich it's the holy grail for researchers and scientists and also, of course they want to find the cure -- we are all affected by it -- we all know someone... It's a horrible disease(s) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (fceHP) 196
117 Cancer has already been cured and the entire world can have unlimited electrical power using one glass full of water but THEY keep it hidden...
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (LiyEm) Don't forget the car engine that was developed that gets over 50 miles per gallon but the oil companies bought it and are keeping it secret. Except for that one uncle you have who had a car that was doing it until he brought it in to be serviced. Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (lKs2v) 197
Literally lol'd a few times. Funny stuff, Ace.
Hopefully this works out well enough to earn a Nobel that actually matters. Posted by: jomama at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (sO6CM) 198
>>Jellyfish stings, maybe....
I always wonder who was able to talk his friend into letting him try this for the fist time. Oh, that's a bad jellyfish sting, bob, let me piss on it. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (/tuJf) I believe there is some sort of weird science behind it. Something about pH. Which is why every beach-goer should carry either hydrochloric acid or baking soda with them. And a test kit. Goggles. Gloves. Respirator. Full contact moon suit. Or a penis. Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (2FqvZ) 199
Obviously I hit a nerve. I have had family succumb to cancer. It is a horrible thing. I hate it. But I did mark my comment IMO, and I am entitled to my opinion without being insulted thank you very much.
We don't need a cure for cancer, we need prevention. And if it can be prevented by a vaccine or something like that, a lot of people are going to be falling off of the gravy train. Nuff sed, I am going to retire to the dugout for the rest of this game. Posted by: Ruthless at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (md3fh) 200
Multiple myeloma got my dear sister less than 2 years ago. It was brutal. I wish that they would have had this then. I wish that they could stop my aging clock. That would be worth some money. I want to be around to see how lots of things turn out. No, duh!!
Posted by: goon at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (EaQ6/) 201
>>I volunteer Lena Dunham as test subject.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner I think they need humans. Posted by: Aviator at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (2cuLk) 202
Gene Gene the Dancing Machine!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (Vl5bQ) 203
164 No, you know what? Fuck *you guys*.
No one ever sticks up for me. Even the damn pedophiles have an advocacy group, but me? Nada. Posted by: Cancer at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (lEMi/) Hey, look, your histology can be damned pretty, but that's just another way of saying you look nice fixed, cut thin and dead. Meh. Either you, dementia or atherosclerosis will get me eventually (if Mr Liver doesn't pack it in) so you get the last laugh, I suppose. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (CPk08) 204
"It gives your lettuce an insatiable hunger for human flesh."
-Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (NWiLs) I don't even want to go through that again. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (Ckg4U) 205
yeah my spouses last go into the white cell rage was a doctor tripping me out with leukemia terms, he was wrong, but still i think One cancer is quite enough, thanks.
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (t2Uf9) 206
Oh piss off, Sag. At least people know what I am. Earth to Zodiac - we don't live in Rome anymore. Change your damn name to Archer.
Posted by: Cancer at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (lEMi/) 207
Can we at least come to a consensus over how many mpg you can get from mystery carburetor ?
The higher the number, the more extreme prejudice the inventor's demise. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (QQ+il) 208
There are people literally working on bringing back extinct species like mammoths and dinos. Its extremely hard because they need intact gene structures and even frozen mammoth bits are pretty much damaged beyond practical use. And you can't just splice in froggy bits.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (39g3+) 209
You know Holder ran interference for Jug ears and played the Leftist guardian against Republicans, Lynch was running coverup for Hillary, so in last year what has Sessions done?
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (aC6Sd) 210
Gene, Gene, made a machine...
Posted by: Grade School Prurience at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (vDqXW) 211
No one ever sticks up for me. Even the damn pedophiles have an advocacy group, but me? Nada.
Posted by: Cancer at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM Do what I did. Stop being a just a sign, and become an Age. Posted by: Aquarius at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (ctuyM) 212
any time Lori Grimes shows up it's sone kind of apocalypse
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (hMwEB) 213
Three Billboards? Worth the ticket price?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (U6f54) 214
CRISPR is not ready for prime time given its nonspecificity in targeting. But hoo-doggie, replace CAS9 with a RUSSIAN BOT then you will cure Bob Dole's ED.
Posted by: RUSSIAN BOTS at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (3MiF8) 215
>>Editing the genetic code of cells is a very dangerous business. It is
something that should only be done with the strictest of precautions. Creating de-gene-erates! No wait, those were what they called the natural conception people in Gattaca.... Jerome, Jerome, the metronome! Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (W+vEI) Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (QQ+il) 217
172 Apple cider vinegar, turmeric AND THIS ONE HOUSEHOLD ITEM YOU'D NEVER EXPECT!
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs) Brachytherapy? Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (CPk08) 218
THEY ARE HIDING THE CURE FOR CANCER WITH THE CURE FOR AIDS!!!!111
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (wdmm9) 219
204 "It gives your lettuce an insatiable hunger for human flesh."
-Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (NWiLs) I don't even want to go through that again. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (Ckg4U) That was some crazy shit. Good thing you still had that Salad Shooter. Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (NWiLs) 220
199 Posted by: Ruthless at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (md3fh)
I agree we need prevention, since cancer is a mutation we need to shut off the sun and live our lives in plastic bubbles.... or accept we are finite beings and try to do the things we can to maximize our time on this mortal coil. Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (SzZnW) 221
Editing the genetic code of cells is a very dangerous business. It is
something that should only be done with the strictest of precautions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cPT4zspVc0 Posted by: Ben Kingsley's door lock at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (FhXTo) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (mbhDw) 223
Cancer has already been cured and the entire world can have unlimited electrical power using one glass full of water but THEY keep it hidden...
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (LiyEm) Don't forget the car engine that was developed that gets over 50 miles per gallon but the oil companies bought it and are keeping it secret. Except for that one uncle you have who had a car that was doing it until he brought it in to be serviced. Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (lKs2v) ha, they have batteries that last a LIFETIME ,but i'm still unable to find one. Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (t2Uf9) 224
Is there nothing we can't do?
Posted by: Russian Bots at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (Tyii7) 225
213 Three Billboards? Worth the ticket price?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (U6f54) "Three Bollards" is. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (mbhDw) 226
215. EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (fA1SL) 227
Don't forget the car engine that was developed that gets over 50 miles per gallon but the oil companies bought it and are keeping it secret.
You mean a 1981 Honda CVCC? I'm not sure if its kind of endearing or disturbing that so many of us know who Gene Gene the Dancing Machine was. Looking back at old Gong Show episodes, its pretty obvious the entire thing was a coke fest. They just seemed silly and fun to me as a kid. Now they seem kind of disturbing and pathetic. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (39g3+) 228
Cancer is alot of different things. There is not one cure.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (wdmm9) 229
I'd totally let somebody piss on my leg for a jellyfish sting.
That function attenuates as it gets closer to the face. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (vDqXW) 230
Its all fun and games and genetic code editing until Khan Noonien Singh takes over a third of the planet.
Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (lKs2v) 231
223 Cancer has already been cured and the entire world can have unlimited electrical power using one glass full of water but THEY keep it hidden...
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (LiyEm) They = Jooz? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (mbhDw) 232
After CRISPR the potatoes really did have eyes...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (Xq/2B) Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 23, 2018 06:05 PM (k2yk7) 234
Meh. Either you, dementia or atherosclerosis will get me eventually (if Mr Liver doesn't pack it in) so you get the last laugh, I suppose.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (CPk0 ![]() I get the last laugh. Posted by: Death at January 23, 2018 06:05 PM (z79tQ) 235
"That was some crazy shit. Good thing you still had that Salad Shooter."
-Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (NWiLs) That may be the funniest thing I've ever read. My colon just fell out. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:05 PM (Ckg4U) 236
I have had 2 co-worker friends in the last couple of years that have been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer of various types. One was given 4 months to get his affairs in order - that was two years ago and he is doing very well as is my other friend. The treatments are aggressive and I've seen some walking miracles.
Posted by: Cheri at January 23, 2018 06:05 PM (oiNtH) 237
My parents died from old age, stroke and complications from die a beetus. I don't want to die like that and I don't want to live forever. I just want to go to sleep and not wake up again. Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 06:05 PM (GroCc) 238
The higher the number, the more extreme prejudice the inventor's demise. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (QQ+il) That's absolutely true. When it was under 100, it was a simple payoff. Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 06:05 PM (4upo5) 239
NO GMO HUMANS!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2018 06:05 PM (wdmm9) Posted by: Liberals at January 23, 2018 06:05 PM (Tyii7) 241
Being a moron, I always understood cancer to be the uncontrolled division of normal cells, with the primary problem of treatment being the targeting of specific cells.
Also, the inherent decay of the immune system with age, or genetic predispositions to being vulnerable to certain spontaneous cancer onsets. Sounds very hard to find one size fits all treatment. Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:05 PM (zSVEm) 242
Or worse someone jokester inserts Hillary Clitnon's DNA into the mix with Christie Brinkley...
And what do you get? SIL. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 06:06 PM (Xq/2B) 243
You know Holder ran interference for Jug ears and played the Leftist guardian against Republicans, Lynch was running coverup for Hillary, so in last year what has Sessions done?
Obeyed the law and showed professional integrity, unlike his predecessors Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:06 PM (39g3+) 244
>>>At some point we might have to start tinkering with the cells' self-destruct countdown clock, which causes aging, but doesn't have to.
A lot of people don't want to have kids. Or they weigh things and decide they don't want to make the sacrifices necessary to have kids. This could be one way to avoid the demographic death spiral without resorting to immigration from countries that are hostile to the principles on which this country is run. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 06:06 PM (/qEW2) 245
227 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (39g3+)
Eh....it was the 70s, a different time.... a wonderful time it turns out. Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 06:06 PM (SzZnW) 246
Imagine that they find the immortality switch, and then reinstitute slavery.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:06 PM (QQ+il) 247
you want a vaccine that will cure over 100 different, if not many more than that, carcinomas, all of which have a different disease profile, etc, in different parts of the body?
you're going to need an IV bag to administer it, not a 1cc syringe. and that's assuming you can find a vaccine for each and every one. oh yeah, don't forget: vaccines prevent diseases, not cure them, and they aren't 100% effective either. methinks you should comment on subjects you understand, or be ready to have nonsense called out. Posted by: redc1c4 at January 23, 2018 06:06 PM (a66nm) 248
Three Billboards? Worth the ticket price?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (U6f54) I heard it was terrific. We don't go to the theater to view movies though Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2018 06:06 PM (fceHP) 249
246 Imagine that they find the immortality switch, and then reinstitute slavery.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:06 PM (QQ+il) "Steppin' into Eden, Yay brother..." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:07 PM (mbhDw) 250
>>>Looking back at old Gong Show episodes, its pretty obvious the entire thing was a coke fest.
----- Always be ahead of Jamie Farr and his enormous honker. Posted by: Chuck Barris at January 23, 2018 06:07 PM (Vl5bQ) 251
I hope to die violently.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:07 PM (QQ+il) 252
NO GMO HUMANS!!!
I know, right? I prefer my humans free range organic free trade gluten free, with no corn syrup. And freckles Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:07 PM (39g3+) 253
199 Obviously I hit a nerve.... Nuff sed, I am going to retire to the dugout for the rest of this game.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (md3fh0 Wise move. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (CPk08) 254
But I did mark my comment IMO, and I am entitled to my opinion without being insulted thank you very much.
... Posted by: Ruthless Your opinion slandered thousands of researchers worldwide who are trying to fix something known as the Emperor Of Maladies because it's so hard to fix. You insulted them. Expect to be insulted back. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo, melanoma survivor at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (99cKh) 255
250 >>>Looking back at old Gong Show episodes, its pretty obvious the entire thing was a coke fest.
----- Always be ahead of Jamie Farr and his enormous honker. Posted by: Chuck Barris at January 23, 2018 06:07 PM (Vl5bQ) Lollipop Twins. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (mbhDw) 256
I want to linger and be a burden.
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (Sfs6o) 257
Ace sounds drunk, but he doesn't drink?
1. I do drink, just not much. 2. My new friends have given me this case of excellent wodka. Posted by: ace at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (8rNrN) oh have fun with it! Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (fceHP) 258
We need Cannibal Bob's expert opinion on Non-GMO Humans.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (Xq/2B) 259
At some point we might have to start tinkering with the cells' self-destruct countdown clock, which causes aging, but doesn't have to.
Who wants to live forever? Posted by: zombie Freddie Mercury under the control of a RUSSIAN BOT at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (NL6wI) 260
Or worse someone jokester inserts Hillary Clitnon's DNA into the mix with
And what do you get? The epitome of feminine grace and beauty Me, of course. Posted by: Chelsea at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (ctuyM) 261
250 Posted by: Chuck Barris at January 23, 2018 06:07 PM (Vl5bQ)
I found out in an interview with Schnozz One aka J Farr that he was told to keep Ms Morgan's clothes on.... Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (SzZnW) 262
Yeah, they last for the batteries lifetime, not your lifetime. More small print that matters.
Posted by: goon at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (EaQ6/) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2018 06:09 PM (ERLX0) Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 06:09 PM (/tuJf) 265
Eh....it was the 70s, a different time....
a wonderful time it turns out. That bright and shining moment between The Pill and AIDS. Bliss it was in that dawn to be alive But to be young was very heaven. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:09 PM (QQ+il) 266
why not start modifying cells to be better at fighting viruses?
Posted by: Ace at 05:45 PM Ace, that's what CRISPR is in bacteria. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2018 06:09 PM (wYseH) 267
Does this mean trans-speciesism is right around the corner?
Asking for a traitor, current trans, and Commie Candidate for Governor of MD ... Posted by: ShainS at January 23, 2018 06:09 PM (zsddc) 268
We need Cannibal Bob's expert opinion on Non-GMO Humans.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (Xq/2B) --- Is that like free-range? Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2018 06:09 PM (vDqXW) 269
There's a Russian Bot for that.
Posted by: goon at January 23, 2018 06:09 PM (EaQ6/) 270
oh great. now I got bratty little girls sitting across from me who just lost cell phone privileges
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 06:10 PM (99cKh) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2018 06:10 PM (ERLX0) 272
I just like spelling carburetor
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 06:10 PM (4upo5) 273
I want to linger and be a burden.
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (Sfs6o) You must be young. I'm with Grump. Posted by: Death at January 23, 2018 06:10 PM (z79tQ) 274
The unknown comic was actually pretty funny.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:10 PM (39g3+) 275
I hope the tests go well.
I'm probably looking at a third surgery for a lipo sarcoma (in my right leg). This sounds much less painful and annoying. Takes several years to regrow muscle mass removed, and I'll be 70 in May. Posted by: jwb7605 at January 23, 2018 06:10 PM (DofIg) 276
What purpose is a Range Hood fan other than to ruin your ceiling with grease and disperse food odors all over your entire home? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (ERLX0) 277
Before Beck went totally batshit crazy, a few years ago he had John Huntsman on his show. The man has a supposed cutting-edge cancer hospital in Salt Lake City.
Huntsman was fascinating. They are looking at tiny radio devices that can be injected into the bloodstream, that would seek out and destroy cancerous cells. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (ptqGC) 278
now I got bratty little girls sitting across from me who just lost cell phone privileges
These are the times its great we don't have telepathy. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (39g3+) 279
I want to linger and be a burden. Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (Sfs6o) I feel sorry for you. Obviously you are bereft of a loving daughter like my own who has promised me someday she'll put me in the 'bad' home -- the one with the NightLine Van parked out front. Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (2FqvZ) 280
I'm with Grump.
Posted by: Death at January 23, 2018 06:10 PM (z79tQ) Like ... right now? Should I not turn and look behind me? Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (QQ+il) 281
273 I want to linger and be a burden.
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (Sfs6o) I wanna be the guy in the nursing home lifting up skirts with his cane. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (CPk08) Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (Tyii7) 283
"I found out in an interview with Schnozz One aka J Farr that he was told to keep Ms. Morgan's clothes on..."
-Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (SzZnW) I didn't know that he was in charge of J.P. Morgan's clothes. I would have chided him for that stance. *raps on nose with rolled-up newspaper* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (Ckg4U) 284
I always wonder who was able to talk his friend into letting him try this for the fist time.
Oh, that's a bad jellyfish sting, bob, let me piss on it. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (/tuJf) I believe there is some sort of weird science behind it. Something about pH." True Story! Bull nettles, grow pretty prolifically in East Texas, have fine spines on them which will burn you straight through a pair of jeans if you brush up against them. Nasty, nasty, plants, grow about 3' high. The poison in them is a base, can be neutralized by an acid. Like Uric Acid. Had a friend who was dirt biking years ago, flipped the trail bike and rolled through a big patch of bull nettles, his skin was burning all over, and they were miles out in the woods. So guess what his buddies volunteered to do for him out of the goodness of their hearts! And they did, and it really did end the burning. containers of urea were also used to quench a newly forged sword by medieval swordsmiths, it has some chemical action which specially hardens the hot steel. Interesting stuff. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (k1TUh) 285
What purpose is a Range Hood fan other than to ruin your ceiling with grease and disperse food odors all over your entire home?
...you sure you have that wired the right way around? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:12 PM (39g3+) 286
>>I always wonder who was able to talk his friend into letting him try this for the fist time.
Oh, that's a bad jellyfish sting, bob, let me piss on it. Posted by: JackStraw Good bet alcohol was involved. Posted by: Aviator at January 23, 2018 06:12 PM (2cuLk) Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:12 PM (QQ+il) 288
Can we at least come to a consensus over how many mpg you can get from mystery carburetor ?
None, everybody uses EFI now. Posted by: Ben Kingsley's door lock at January 23, 2018 06:12 PM (FhXTo) 289
Like ... right now? Should I not turn and look behind me?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (QQ+il) I laughed at someone in a previous thread who forgot to take off the sock. I do it all the time. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 23, 2018 06:12 PM (z79tQ) Posted by: George LeS at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (+TcCF) 291
21 Aren't Russian bots "botniks?"
(Has vision of a bunch of Russian bots reading bad poetry to each other in some seedy bar, then snapping their fingers instead of applauding . . .) Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (s5o+q) Hey, that gives me an idea... Posted by: antisocial justice botnik at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (NL6wI) Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (U6f54) 293
The CRISPER keeps my ficus nice and fresh. The way I like it.
Posted by: Harvey at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (Vl5bQ) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (Xq/2B) 295
containers of urea were also used to quench a newly forged sword by medieval swordsmiths, it has some chemical action which specially hardens the hot steel. Interesting stuff.
Used to cure leather, too. Along with other nasty stuff. Not a nice part of town in the old days, the leather works. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (39g3+) 296
Understanding and actually being able to modify faulty genes that cause disease is a miracle I pray for. If it is Gods will, I can have hope.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (0OmEj) 297
I just like spelling carburetor
Freddy Mercury sang a song about carburetors. Made it sound sensual. At least, I think it was him. My memories are ... what? The song about cars. Which one? The one Queen did. Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (GroCc) 298
containers of urea ... has some chemical action which specially
hardens the hot steel. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM Da. We know. Posted by: Russian hookers at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (ctuyM) 299
Genetic engineering is probably part of our natural evolution as God intended. You don't become Q without understanding how most everything works.
Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (UdKB7) 300
China is also using CRISPR, not having to deal with rules or morality overmuch.
Also it makes me sad 'anal' is the universal language. I would have hoped for vaginal or oral at least. Though, never get oral from someone who you haven't seen all the way naked. Especially in Thailand. Or Seattle. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (xJa6I) 301
Well, in my basement lab, I'm working on Desktop Fusion Reactors, Faster than Light Transmorgrifiers, Wormhole Generators, and a Portable Machine....
Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (zSVEm) 302
I want to linger and be a burden.
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (Sfs6o) So you practice here? ![]() Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (wYseH) 303
283 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (Ckg4U)
He swears he was sober, but said he and Artie Lange and Morgan were the "first string"... fascinating really he says she was "out of control." https://youtu.be/cX90070bb7w That clip IIRC Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (SzZnW) Posted by: Valiant at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (3MiF8) 305
>>Freddy Mercury sang a song about carburetors. Made it sound sensual.
Again, gotta be Injectors. Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (M5b9O) 306
Good bet alcohol was involved.
Posted by: Aviator at January 23, 2018 06:12 PM (2cuLk) --- Or MacGyver. Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2018 06:15 PM (vDqXW) Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2018 06:15 PM (UdKB7) 308
i can't do vodka my clothes fall off.
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:15 PM (t2Uf9) 309
oh great. now I got bratty little girls sitting across from me who just lost cell phone privileges
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 06:10 PM (99cKh) I was in the grocery store a couple of weeks ago and wanted to slap a mom and her hell spawn. Mom, dressed in her yoga attire is unable to control her monster of a son, who appeared to be 6 or 7. Hell spawn: "We need popcorn!!!" (shouted) Idiot mom: "Sweetie, we have popcorn." Hell spawn: "I don't care. I'm getting popcorn!!!" Idiot mom: "Okay, honey." Thanks, you stupid twit. Years from now a couple of generations will be suffering because of your lazy ass. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:15 PM (ptqGC) 310
This genetic stuff always works. Trust me.
Posted by: Michael Crichton at January 23, 2018 06:15 PM (XncsH) 311
277
Huntsman was fascinating. They are looking at tiny radio devices that can be injected into the bloodstream, that would seek out and destroy cancerous cells. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (ptqGC) Nanotechnology... yeah, it's a Thing.... Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (zSVEm) 312
Smooth Carburetor was an okay song
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (4upo5) 313
Twitter : Sen. Johnson just said to Brett Baier they have a whistle blower who told them about off-site meetings of FBI "secret society."
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (4e+hS) 314
70's tv was dirty on the sly,modern tv is just in your face dirty.
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (LiyEm) 315
>>Good bet alcohol was involved.
Speaking of alcohol and jellyfish, my friends are down in Marathon and have been to the new Sparky's. They were disappointed. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (/tuJf) 316
"Steppin' into Eden, Yay brother..."
I am so ashamed to admit that I can hear that in my head as soon as I read those words.... I'm pathetic. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (k1TUh) 317
294 Who wants to live forever???
https://youtu.be/6c75cOL0G8I Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (Xq/2B) https://youtu.be/PfiuIMwOq3s Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (CPk08) 318
So you practice here? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (wYseH) -------- Exactly! To truly be a burden, one must first master all annoying behaviors! Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (Sfs6o) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (UdKB7) 321
"i can't do vodka my clothes fall off."
-Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:15 PM (t2Uf9) How YOU doin'? Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (Ckg4U) 322
285 What purpose is a Range Hood fan other than to ruin your ceiling with grease and disperse food odors all over your entire home?
If you have a fireplace in your kitchen, they cause a terrible back draft, which is handy Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (4u7kU) 323
312
Smooth Carburetor was an okay song Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (4upo5) Sang by Sadie, as I recall.... Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (zSVEm) 324
Sen. Johnson just said to Brett Baier they have a whistle blower who told them about off-site meetings of FBI "secret society."
Lets hope we see more of this. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (39g3+) 325
>>>>
i can't do vodka my clothes fall off. . . .Had a lady who worked for me once that said every time she did tequila she got pregnant. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (+Dllb) 326
Somebody get willow some vodka.
Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (lKs2v) 327
316 "Steppin' into Eden, Yay brother..."
I am so ashamed to admit that I can hear that in my head as soon as I read those words.... I'm pathetic. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (k1TUh) Or is it more pathetic that I wrote it in the first place? ![]() Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (mbhDw) 328
i can't do vodka my clothes fall off.
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:15 PM (t2Uf9) *pours vodka martini* *sits back to watch horde go nuts* Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (ptqGC) 329
Stove top fans should have grease filters that you need to clean once in a blue moon if not more often
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (aC6Sd) 330
317 294 Who wants to live forever???
https://youtu.be/6c75cOL0G8I Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (Xq/2B) https://youtu.be/PfiuIMwOq3s Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (CPk0 ![]() Also see Dan Daly. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (CPk08) Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (GroCc) 332
The Great i don't even need booze for that, just look at me funny, and there i am.
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (t2Uf9) 333
i can't do vodka my clothes fall off.
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:15 PM (t2Uf9) While your submission has been considered for publication it is sorely lacking in the details that our readers crave. Posted by: Penthouse Letters at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (2FqvZ) 334
I want to linger and be a burden.
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (Sfs6o) So you practice here? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (wYseH) Observe gentlemen, the difference between the rest of us and a professional. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (z79tQ) 335
325
.Had a lady who worked for me once that said every time she did tequila she got pregnant. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (+Dllb) Isn't this really the story of La Raza? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (mbhDw) 336
"Somebody get willow some vodka."
-Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (lKs2v) *HAH!* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (Ckg4U) 337
>>Twitter : Sen. Johnson just said to Brett Baier they have a whistle
blower who told them about off-site meetings of FBI "secret society." Whoa. Sh#t's getting real? Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (W+vEI) 338
i should clarify MY SPOUSE can look at me 'funny'
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (t2Uf9) 339
331 Now they could just go ahead and marry it....
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (LiyEm) 340
Exactly! To truly be a burden, one must first master all annoying behaviors!
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM You're not gonna start talking about steak preparation problems are ya? Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (ctuyM) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (39g3+) 342
But once we prove we can do that, why not start modifying cells to be better at fighting viruses?
Is a CRISPER like a virus? I'm no biologist, but if IIRC, viruses are minimalistic - all they do is restructure the DNA in the cell's nucleus so that it makes only viruses. Then the cell breaks apart, and the newly formed viruses go on to repeat the process. So a modified virus that just changed one gene in the nucleus and did nothing else could fix a lot of cells, perhaps cure genetic diseases like Kleinfelter's or peanut allergies. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (/qEW2) 343
They don't speak any English but together we speak the international language: anal.
Now we are talkin'....... Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (2sCft) 344
Few morons know this, but at the end of every thread willow does a strip tease. It's only for the people still posting.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (99cKh) 345
*shoves vodka through USB port*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (Ckg4U) 346
338 i should clarify MY SPOUSE can look at me 'funny'
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (t2Uf9) Good you clarified.... Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (CPk08) 347
>>You know Holder ran interference for Jug ears and played the Leftist
guardian against Republicans, Lynch was running coverup for Hillary, so in last year what has Sessions done? I made sure no one stole the couch in my office. Posted by: Jeff Sessions at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (2cuLk) 348
313
Twitter : Sen. Johnson just said to Brett Baier they have a whistle blower who told them about off-site meetings of FBI "secret society." ------ It Moved. Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (Vl5bQ) 349
Whistleblowers would be good.
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (4upo5) 350
342 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (/qEW2)
Announce that it can cure homosexuality and watch it die instantly. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (mbhDw) Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (AASEZ) 352
343
They don't speak any English but together we speak the international language: anal. Now we are talkin'....... Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (2sCft) About HERE is when things went Sideways.... Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (zSVEm) 353
*spins in circles*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (Ckg4U) 354
If they try to turn me into a newt, I'm gonna be pissed.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:41 PM (LAe3v) Don't worry. You'll get better. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (9BLnV) 355
Cars don't talk back They're just four wheels friends now, I'm in love with my car Gotta feel for my auto-mo-beel Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar Such a thrill when my radials squeal. Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (UdKB7) 356
313
Twitter : Sen. Johnson just said to Brett Baier they have a whistle blower who told them about off-site meetings of FBI "secret society." Shit just got real. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (oVJmc) 357
The Great i don't even need booze for that, just look at me funny, and there i am.
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (t2Uf9) Here's looking at you, kid! Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (2sCft) 358
317 294 Who wants to live forever???
https://youtu.be/6c75cOL0G8I Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (Xq/2B) https://youtu.be/PfiuIMwOq3s Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (CPk0 ![]() https://youtu.be/UF8KpKtZN0A Posted by: antisocial justice botnik at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (NL6wI) 359
Sen. Johnson just said to Brett Baier they have a whistle blower who told them about off-site meetings of FBI "secret society."
I guess the Sooper Sekrit Society of FBI Trump H8ers has a Sooper Sekrit Clubhouse. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (ptqGC) 360
ha christopher, if my spouse no longer/wants needs me, you are first on my friends list.
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (t2Uf9) 361
Hey Slap,did you see the North America lineup for the last Slayer tour?
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (LiyEm) 362
343 They don't speak any English but together we speak the international language: anal.
Now we are talkin'....... Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (2sCft) Okay, I just spit up my seltzer. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (mbhDw) 363
RUSSIAN BOTS BETTER THAN INFERIOR IMPERIALIST BOTS!!!
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (AASEZ) --- Running Dog Bot is worst! Posted by: Bots Rushin' Release of Memos at January 23, 2018 06:21 PM (vDqXW) 364
360
ha christopher, if my spouse no longer/wants needs me, you are first on my friends list. Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (t2Uf9) hmph.... Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:21 PM (zSVEm) 365
351. SUPERIOR SLAVATRONIK BOTS COME FROM SUPERIOR SLAVATRONIK SERVER FARMS. - Greater Peterograd Starbuks
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 06:21 PM (fA1SL) 366
Every time my brother drinks tequila, things get broken and people get hurt. Some stuff you just learn to stay away from.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:21 PM (39g3+) 367
i can't do vodka my clothes fall off.
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:15 PM (t2Uf9) HI WILLOW! I promise, no vodka is involved. cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2018 06:21 PM (wYseH) 368
Dammit. Husband just called. The mom of one of our best friends has stage 4 ovarian cancer.
Fucking cancer. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:21 PM (ptqGC) 369
>>Freddy Mercury sang a song about carburetors. Made it sound sensual. A little too homo-erotic for me. Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (lKyWE) 370
well Alcohol shut in, That was a pretty bad dereliction of commenting, eh?
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (t2Uf9) 371
I'd be pretty happy if some bots could save my poor doggy.
Cancer sucks. Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (UdKB7) 372
"Hey Slap, did you see the North America lineup for the last Slayer tour?"
-Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (LiyEm) Nope. I haven't seen them live for twenty years. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (Ckg4U) 373
Twitter : Sen. Johnson just said to Brett Baier they have a whistle blower who told them about off-site meetings of FBI "secret society."
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (4e+hS) Or? They could be getting played. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (z79tQ) 374
The whistleblowers are bots!!!!1111!!! RUSSIAN BOTS!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (JyFLk) 375
If this has been talked about earlier, mea culpa.
The chief of staff for former FBI director and current FBI director has resigned according to Fox News. Is this something? What with all the resignations, not running for re-election, ect., it almost seems like the rats are fleeing the sinking deep state ship. Posted by: Traveling Man at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (R5lpX) 376
You're not gonna start talking about steak preparation problems are ya? Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (ctuyM) ------ Home movies! Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (Sfs6o) 377
The 3LAs are the Ring of Sauron.
When the Bushes are in power, suckers like me go supporting what they do in the hope we'll get to use their power against our enemies. When Obamas are in power, suckers on the other side want that power to use against me. The FBI, CIA, NSA need to be cast back into the fiery mountain whence they came. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (99cKh) 378
Announce that it can cure homosexuality and watch it die instantly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (mbhDw) Ya notice they never found a genetic link to gay. Nor do they want to. Selective abortions and all Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (4u7kU) 379
369
>>Freddy Mercury sang a song about carburetors. Made it sound sensual. A little too homo-erotic for me. Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (lKyWE) Well, he also did a song called " I Want to Ride My Bicycle"... Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (zSVEm) 380
ha christopher, if my spouse no longer/wants needs me, you are first on my friends list.
Fat chance he's givin' vodka nekkid girl up Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:23 PM (39g3+) 381
CURSE YOU, MONSANTO!!!
Posted by: Hikaru at January 23, 2018 06:23 PM (yXU4O) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:23 PM (Ckg4U) 383
Cancer can't be "cured" because it's not one disease, but hundreds. Some are environmentally caused, some genetically, some a combination.
Anyone who thinks 1) there can be a cure for all cancers, and 2) some cabal is keeping it from happening is gullible. Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 23, 2018 06:23 PM (xML98) 384
o heck kraken you're married, and i think i wouldn't want to get beat to death.
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:23 PM (t2Uf9) 385
Working on polls for Tucker's show tonight...
Posted by: Bots Rushin' Release of Memos at January 23, 2018 06:23 PM (vDqXW) 386
When D'oh and I were dating, he used to take me to bars where I would exhibit my deep throat shooters.
Saved him bigly on our bar tab. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (ptqGC) 387
>>Announce that it can cure homosexuality and watch it die instantly.
What's sad is that announcing it could be use for sex selection wouldn't kill it, seeing how feminists are inexplicably* silent on sex-selective abortions. *Well, maybe not inexplicable, just unstated, since it comes down to their inability to endorse *any* restrictions on abortion for fear it opens the door for others. Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (W+vEI) 388
I think "I'm In Love With My Car" is by May, the bassist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (39g3+) 389
>>Freddy Mercury sang a song about carburetors. Made it sound sensual.
A little too homo-erotic for me." I think I'd call that one auto-erotic. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (k1TUh) 390
379 Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (zSVEm)
Eh it was the '70s omae...Paolo was broke.... //Paolo Freddie Mercury's "Bike" Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (SzZnW) 391
When I do vodka, everybody runs. *sigh* *hic* *shart*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (Tyii7) 392
384 o heck kraken you're married, and i think i wouldn't want to get beat to death.
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:23 PM (t2Uf9) Aw, I know, but funnin' witcha is too cool... Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (zSVEm) 393
>>Freddy Mercury sang a song about carburetors. Made it sound sensual.
A little too homo-erotic for me. Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (lKyWE) Well, he also did a song called " I Want to Ride My Bicycle"... Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (zSVEm) freddy can go squat on his boy racer roll bar. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (aMlLZ) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (Ckg4U) 395
' think "I'm In Love With My Car" is by May, the bassist'
Yes May is a big car guy but Freddy sang it with gusto. Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2018 06:25 PM (UdKB7) 396
anyway, i should add i can also go on buying sprees on vodka.
watching all guys brains start working. peeks at cbd, slides behind couch Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:25 PM (t2Uf9) 397
I think "I'm In Love With My Car" is by May, the bassist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (39g3+) --- May is the guitarist. Posted by: Bots Rushin' Release of Memos at January 23, 2018 06:25 PM (vDqXW) 398
387 >>Announce that it can cure homosexuality and watch it die instantly.
What's sad is that announcing it could be use for sex selection wouldn't kill it, seeing how feminists are inexplicably* silent on sex-selective abortions. *Well, maybe not inexplicable, just unstated, since it comes down to their inability to endorse *any* restrictions on abortion for fear it opens the door for others. Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (W+vEI) And that's the one lesson I learned from the left. YOU NEVER GIVE UP ANY GROUND, EVER. NO MATTER WHAT. YOU NEVER EVEN ENTERTAIN THEIR PREMISE FOR A MICROSECOND. Posted by: Hikaru at January 23, 2018 06:25 PM (yXU4O) 399
"386 When D'oh and I were dating, he used to take me to bars where I would exhibit my deep throat shooters."
Oh, My! Posted by: George Takei at January 23, 2018 06:25 PM (k1TUh) 400
I think "I'm In Love With My Car" is by May, the bassist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (39g3+) Bassist? Not a queen fan are you? me either, but damn.... Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 06:25 PM (aMlLZ) 401
OT. Indictment forthcoming for Tom Brady. Avocado anything is hereby ruled as 'not who we are'.
Never boring to watch the 'machine' that is the Patriots, win. Posted by: micky at January 23, 2018 06:26 PM (dF9Lb) 402
386 When D'oh and I were dating, he used to take me to bars where I would exhibit my deep throat shooters.
Saved him bigly on our bar tab. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (ptqGC) Daaaaamn. Wild girl! Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 06:26 PM (NWiLs) 403
he used to take me to bars where I would exhibit my deep throat shooters.
Saved him bigly on our bar tab. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (ptqGC) **blink**blink** WTF?!? Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 06:26 PM (2sCft) 404
kraken, i'm funning to, my guy and i really do like eachother an awful lot.
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:26 PM (t2Uf9) 405
394 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (Ckg4U)
Do recall Ms Morgan said, "girls it is how I got my start" Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (SzZnW) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (oVJmc) 407
I Watched Deep Throat Shooters open for Cream.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (2FqvZ) 408
"When D'oh and I were dating, he used to take me to bars where I would exhibit my deep throat shooters.
Saved him bigly on our bar tab." -Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (ptqGC) If you women would stop saying things like this? We might stop... *Deletes* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (Ckg4U) 409
The proper way to deep-throat a shooter, is you never touch the glass with your hands. You grip the glass with your teeth, throw it back, and then "skillfully" lick the inside of the glass with your tongue.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (ptqGC) 410
Ya notice they never found a genetic link to gay. Nor do they want to. Selective abortions and all
Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (4u7kU) Oh, people have looked pretty carefully. There is a heritable component. But it isn't a mendelian thing: it's probably multifactorial with genetic predispositions. This is fairly recent: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29217827 Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (CPk08) 411
>>Speaking of alcohol and jellyfish, my friends are down in Marathon and have been to the new Sparky's. They were disappointed.
Posted by: JackStraw Hopefully, that was a one off experience. Posted by: Jeff Sessions at January 23, 2018 06:28 PM (2cuLk) 412
Ya notice they never found a genetic link to gay. Nor do they want to. Selective abortions and all
They actually have, SLITRK5 and SLITRK6. SLITRK6 affects hypothalamus which fuels sexual drive in general. tinyurl.com/yb25ngxe Looks to me like the genes the Native Americans had, or didn't have, which left them susceptible to Euro/African diseases. The genes which lead men (and women) to go pork anything that moves will lead them to perverts, at an early age. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 06:28 PM (99cKh) 413
Bottoms up!
Posted by: Deep Throat Shooters at January 23, 2018 06:28 PM (Tyii7) 414
The shit liner's pulling into the docks, and here we are, ready to tie 'er up.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 06:28 PM (fA1SL) 415
they probably should have called it Slut-RK6 .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 06:28 PM (99cKh) 416
Oh come on BDD who else has come up with a lyric that rhymes with carb-o-retor?
Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2018 06:29 PM (UdKB7) 417
409 The proper way to deep-throat a shooter, is you never touch the glass with your hands. You grip the glass with your teeth, throw it back, and then "skillfully" lick the inside of the glass with your tongue.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (ptqGC) Umm.... BRB. Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 06:29 PM (2sCft) 418
"Do recall Ms. Morgan said, "girls it is how I got my start""
-Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (SzZnW) We're around the same age. We are 'kids" on this Blog... lol. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:29 PM (Ckg4U) 419
I guess the Sooper Sekrit Society of FBI Trump H8ers has a Sooper Sekrit Clubhouse. You have to know the secret FBI handshake to get in. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 06:30 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: Aviator at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (2cuLk) Posted by: Your Husband at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (Ckg4U) Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (sGtp+) 423
We're all gonna end up looking like Dolph Lungren aren't we?
Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (lKs2v) ======== No, that would be racist. They'll force us to look like Islamic Rage Boy. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (/qEW2) 424
Not this genetic mutation shit again!
Posted by: Chris Redfield at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (NWiLs) 425
372 Me either,1999 I think but this is going to be the last chance coming up.Lamb of God,Anthrax ,Behemoth and Testament.Pretty good ..
![]() Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (LiyEm) 426
Anybody ever buy the ORIGINAL Queen album, "Jazz", which had "Fat Bottomed Girls" and "Bicycle Race" on it? The surprise when you bought the album was a full size foldout poster of about 150 naked girls with helmets and tennis shoes (only) about to take off on some big nude bicycle race. I never really knew what that was about, but it hung on the wall of our dorm room for half a year, till it got torn up by some kind of extracurricular activity which I'm sure wasn't allowed in there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (k1TUh) 427
409 The proper way to deep-throat a shooter, is you never touch the glass with your hands. You grip the glass with your teeth, throw it back, and then "skillfully" lick the inside of the glass with your tongue.
Yeah I tried it. Once. Didn't go well. Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (dUJdY) 428
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (ptqGC)
Stop it. Knock it off. Posted by: Your Husband at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (Ckg4U) You loved it. You encouraged me (free drinks!). And you proposed to me shortly thereafter. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:32 PM (ptqGC) 429
kraken, just an amusing aside my spouse didn't realize Vodka did that to me until we were married 10 years. (rarely drank liquor)
it's rather funny now. Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:32 PM (t2Uf9) 430
427 409 The proper way to deep-throat a shooter, is you never touch the glass with your hands. You grip the glass with your teeth, throw it back, and then "skillfully" lick the inside of the glass with your tongue.
Yeah I tried it. Once. Didn't go well. Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (dUJdY) More of a money shot? Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 06:32 PM (NWiLs) 431
Big carburetor Lives out of sight Big carburetor Hands upon the wheel Moving to the left (Moving) Moving to the right Big carburetor Moving through the night Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 06:32 PM (IqV8l) 432
418 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:29 PM (Ckg4U)
Quite, now that I grasp how crazy the show was I understand the adults were having a great time. Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 06:32 PM (SzZnW) 433
'We're all gonna end up looking like Dolph Lungren aren't we?'
No we are all going to end up looking like a cloud of sparkly lights like on Star Trek. Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2018 06:32 PM (UdKB7) 434
>>>> Twitter : Sen. Johnson just said to Brett Baier they have a whistle
blower who told them about off-site meetings of FBI "secret society." Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (4e+hS) Or? They could be getting played. . . .I suspect some people might be trying to get in line to cash in on the extremely limited number of immunity for testimony deals. I read earlier that storzk has lawyered up with the same $700 an hour criminal lawyer that represented weinstein. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 23, 2018 06:32 PM (+Dllb) 435
I guess the Sooper Sekrit Society of FBI Trump H8ers has a Sooper Sekrit Clubhouse.
You have to know the secret FBI handshake to get in. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 06:30 PM (IqV8l) And you have to enter the Clubhouse thru the Sooper Secret entrance where you push a knot hole on a specific loose board in wooden fence outside the Ol' Junkyard and it mysteriously moves to the side.... Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 06:32 PM (2sCft) 436
417 409 The proper way to deep-throat a shooter, is you never touch the glass with your hands. You grip the glass with your teeth, throw it back, and then "skillfully" lick the inside of the glass with your tongue.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (ptqGC) Not sure how made it through life without knowing this Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 06:32 PM (4u7kU) 437
The proper way to deep-throat a shooter, is you never touch the glass with your hands. You grip the glass with your teeth, throw it back, and then "skillfully" lick the inside of the glass with your tongue.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (ptqGC) Thanks Jane D!......I have never seen that done but now I will be a searching. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2018 06:33 PM (EoRCO) 438
>>The chief of staff for former FBI director and current FBI director has resigned according to Fox News. Is this something?
Rybicki. Yea, I posted it earlier but. And it most definitely is something. Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 06:33 PM (/tuJf) 439
Yeah I tried it. Once. Didn't go well.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (dUJdY) heh....vodka geyser with projectile shot glass? Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2018 06:33 PM (+lOpA) 440
We're around the same age. We are 'kids" on this Blog... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:29 PM (Ckg4U) Well I won't be seeing a mid life crisis, because I think you actually have to grow up first. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 06:33 PM (aMlLZ) 441
The shot girls used to sit on your lap and do that where I went...
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 06:33 PM (LiyEm) 442
This gene therapy concept reminds me of an episode of Star Trek: the Next Generation in which the crew discovers some genetically enhanced humans that emit toxic pheromones because their bodies sense that the "normal" humans are "not of the body" and therefore a threat.
What could go wrong? Posted by: Darth Randall at January 23, 2018 06:33 PM (6n332) 443
Someone get back to me when these FBI and DOJ traitors are being arrested.
This shit is getting tiring. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:34 PM (ptqGC) 444
Ursula K. Le Guin has died @88.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 06:34 PM (99cKh) 445
Bottoms up!
Posted by: Deep Throat Shooters at January 23, 2018 06:28 PM (Tyii7) My Dad's (WW II USNR PACFLT) favorite toast: "Here's to the Russian Navy, Bottoms Up!" Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2018 06:34 PM (gwPgz) 446
the only thing i remember about freddie mercury was buck teeth,cheap ass tracksuit, and, really strange ghey. whatever. fat bottom girls. strange dude.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2018 06:34 PM (KP5rU) 447
now you're reminding me of the beer bong...
not that I really remember any of the nights where that came out very well... Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 06:34 PM (k1TUh) 448
Pfftt...I am skeptical about how secret this FBI secret society actually was. Bet they were meeting at the four seasons or the ritz. on our dime.
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2018 06:34 PM (a0IVu) 449
More of a money shot?
I just remember gagging, choking, spitting all over the place. And everyone laughing at me. Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2018 06:35 PM (dUJdY) 450
409 The proper way to deep-throat a shooter, is you never touch the glass with your hands. You grip the glass with your teeth, throw it back, and then "skillfully" lick the inside of the glass with your tongue. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (ptqGC) Who are you and WTH have you done with Jane D'oh? Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2018 06:35 PM (lKyWE) 451
The things I learn around here.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 06:36 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2018 06:36 PM (dUJdY) 453
Pfftt...I am skeptical about how secret this FBI
secret society actually was. Bet they were meeting at the four seasons or the ritz. on our dime. Posted by: IC at January 23, 2018 06:34 PM (a0IVu) Yeah, but it was probably a Sooper Sekrit room at the Ritz or Four Seasons. More like a suite, actually. On. Our. Dime. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:36 PM (ptqGC) 454
444 Ursula K. Le Guin has died @88.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 06:34 PM (99cKh) OK. That officially sucks. G'night all. I'm gonna read the earthsea books again. I loved those back when. Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:36 PM (CPk08) 455
I am elsewhere down calling it Birds 30-17
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 06:36 PM (aC6Sd) 456
More of a money shot?
I just remember gagging, choking, spitting all over the place. And everyone laughing at me. Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2018 06:35 PM (dUJdY) Yep, Money Shot. Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 06:36 PM (2sCft) 457
IC, i have no idea how That will get cleaned up.
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:36 PM (t2Uf9) 458
the only thing i remember about freddie mercury was buck teeth,cheap ass tracksuit, and, really strange ghey. whatever. fat bottom girls. strange dude.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2018 06:34 PM (KP5rU) Can't add anything to that. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 06:37 PM (aMlLZ) 459
I just remember gagging, choking, spitting all over the place. And everyone laughing at me.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2018 06:35 PM (dUJdY) Another fat one, right over the plate. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 23, 2018 06:37 PM (z79tQ) 460
Wonder if PDT permitted Mueller because of his Mueller's dem bonafides? And the whole damn crew.
Would be the most exponential dimensional chess if Mueller goes after the dems. After all, special counsel can investigate with no end. Posted by: golfman at January 23, 2018 06:37 PM (48QDY) 461
nood code red
Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2018 06:37 PM (+lOpA) 462
457. Cleanly and in an orderly manner. Or otherwise, very much otherwise.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 06:37 PM (fA1SL) 463
"Well I won't be seeing a mid life crisis, because I think you actually have to grow up first. lol"
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 06:33 PM (aMlLZ) NEVaaahhhhhh!!!! *Fire* To begin whipping Dance of the dead. Blackened is the eyand! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:37 PM (Ckg4U) 464
Who are you and WTH have you done with Jane D'oh?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2018 06:35 PM (lKyWE) Our son recently said, "Mom, the more I learn about you, the more interesting you become." Some things you keep from your kids until they're adults (he doesn't know about deep throat shooters, and won't learn it from me). Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:38 PM (ptqGC) 465
In the interest of justice, they should be working on a cure for whiteness.
Posted by: Strident Gum at January 23, 2018 06:38 PM (vDqXW) 466
The proper way to deep-throat a shooter, is you never touch the glass with your hands. You grip the glass with your teeth, throw it back, and then "skillfully" lick the inside of the glass with your tongue.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (ptqGC) Jane has talents I could have never guessed. Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 23, 2018 06:38 PM (k2yk7) 467
The skillz of the horde are without limit. Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 06:38 PM (GroCc) 468
say he's not a RUSSIAN BOT. He says he's a Real Down-Home Country Coca-Cola All-American Buckaroo
From "Saint" Antonio, Texas, no doubt! (Where all my fake IRS agents who are going to arrest me and all my Google helpers who call to fix my hard drive problems I am not aware I have claim to live.) Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2018 06:39 PM (BZA5F) 469
440: you young assholes may relieve yourselves on my lawn. just outrun my remington model 11. i'm old enough to be your grandfather. same age, same attitude.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2018 06:39 PM (KP5rU) 470
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 06:33 PM (/tuJf)
Get back to me when a) someone loses their pension, b) someone goes to trial, and/or c) someone goes to jail. In this context, "someone" is at least a GS-14 (or higher), because underlings don't really count in the game of life! Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2018 06:39 PM (gwPgz) 471
Oh yeah, it can cure stuff. It'll be great, so great that the CRISPR treatment in childhood will be the new immunization. You'll have to have it early on of course, take care of some of those nasty things that could crop up otherwise, like diabetes or various cancers. And it will of course be mandatory, but who would be against getting rid of cancer or diabetes?
They won't mention about the parts that reduce aggression and increase compliance, of course. Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 23, 2018 06:39 PM (lLeln) 472
Cancer can't be "cured" because it's not one disease, but hundreds. Some are environmentally caused, some genetically, some a combination.
------------- Body [looking at odd molecule]: "Hmm. I don't know what this is, but it looks a lot like that stuff over there. What the hell, I'll just attach it." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 06:40 PM (+y0ym) 473
9 I just remember gagging, choking, spitting all over the place. And everyone laughing at me.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2018 06:35 PM (dUJdY) Another fat one, right over the plate. Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 23, 2018 06:37 PM (z79tQ) Ikr. I was waiting for some of the clever posters to respond...so many possibilities. Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 23, 2018 06:40 PM (k2yk7) 474
342 Is a CRISPER like a virus? I'm no biologist, but if IIRC, viruses are minimalistic - all they do is restructure the DNA in the cell's nucleus so that it makes only viruses.
the Wikipedia page is pretty informative. It's spelled "CRISPR", though. CRISPR looks to be part of a bacterium's immune system. A protein recognizes invading DNA and makes a snippet, which is then inserted into an array held in the bacterial DNA. Copies of this array are made during an invasion, which guide other proteins to locate the snippet on the invader and break its DNA there, thus inactivating the invader. Naturally, people are using the various bits of the system to build DNA snippenators that target specific bits of DNA and can coerce the victim to insert specific sequences as part of the repair process. At least, that's what it looks like to me. Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2018 06:40 PM (v3pYe) 475
'"When D'oh and I were dating, he used to take me to bars where I would exhibit my deep throat shooters.
Saved him bigly on our bar tab." -Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM'' Bejeebus Jane and here I thought you were the model of propriety. I'm shocked I tell you, just shocked. Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2018 06:41 PM (jm1YL) 476
I'll add one thing about Freddie Mercury - there have been several very good vocalists in Rock music, men like Justin Hayward, Greg Lake, Roger Daltry, a good list.
But in terms of range, power projection, and vocal quality, there is nobody in almost any musical genre who had the astounding vocal abilities that Freddie Mercury did. You'd have to go to the Metropolitan Opera or La Scala in Milan to find his equal. Casual listeners never quite grasped just how incredibly good his vocal skills were. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 06:43 PM (k1TUh) 477
Think it's probably the same guy who used to comment here - on Schlichters twitter there's a comment of JeffB that is one of the most breathtakingly clueless in recent times (which is saying something), if it's not sarcastic, and it doesn't appear to be.
Calls the whole FBI mega-scandal about texts a "partisan muddle". WTF? How can anything involving the FBI be partisan, much less a muddle? Unless the FBI is completely off the rails, acting as a political agent. Discussions of trying to affect presidential campaigns, and dark hints about further actions if the voters do the wrong thing. Mind-blowing, historic, Third World criminal corruption at the very top of the FBI and DOJ - but to JeffB, it's a "partisan muddle". Guess I missed all those past instances of FBI counter-intel operatives and senior DOJ/FBI management jumping in to influence political campaigns. It gets worse. He suggests Strzok's comment implying that there's unlikely to be anything to the "Trump/Russia collusion" nonsense (gee, ya think?) somehow removes the "partisan" or biased label from Strzok. Words fail in response to this. Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2018 06:43 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: God at January 23, 2018 06:56 PM (c2m/9) 479
I spit bourbon through my nose when I read "They don't speak any English but together we speak the international language: anal."
Posted by: Mike at January 23, 2018 08:43 PM (CS2jK) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0454 seconds. |
MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Primary Document: The Audio
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
|