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Doctors To Begin Fighting Cancer With RUSSIAN BOTS and Gene-Editing, But Mostly Gene Editing
They'll use CRISPER genetic scissors to edit gene sequences to turn a patient's cells into "expert cancer killers," this RUSSIAN BOT is paying me in rubles and hookers to tell you.
Actually he just paid me three more hookers to say he's not a RUSSIAN BOT. He says he's a Real Down-Home Country Coca-Cola All-American Buckaroo who likes Trucks with Heavy Metal Bollocks and Tackle Football Pastimes, and I believe him, because man, these hookers are sure swell. They don't speak any English but together we speak the international language: anal.Doctors at the University of Pennsylvania say they will use CRISPR to modify human immune cells so that they become expert cancer killers, according to plans posted this week to a directory of ongoing clinical trials. The study will enroll up to 18 patients fighting three different types of cancer--multiple myeloma, sarcoma, and melanoma-in what could become the first medical use of CRISPR outside China, where similar studies have been under way. An advisory group to the National Institutes of Health initially gave a green light to the Penn researchers in June 2016 (see "First Human Test of CRISPR Proposed"), but until now it was not known whether the trial would proceed. "We are in the final steps of preparing for the trial, but cannot provide a specific projected start date,” a spokesperson for Penn Medicine told MIT Technology Review.Good news, fellow Americans and RUSSIAN BOTS, obviously. However, if you're worried about the slippery slope of genetic modification, this is the perfect foot-in-the-door: hardly anyone can complain about using CRISPER to turn cells into cancer killers. But once we prove we can do that, why not start modifying cells to be better at fighting viruses? And then -- why not modify them to burn more fat? Or to turn normal fat capitalist-swine Americans into SUPERIOR NEW SOVIET SUPER-MEN, my Real American Friend just paid me one new hooker with a very full bladder to say. BTW, I have no problem with this -- hookers with full bladders or genetic modification -- but I know some people do. At some point we might have to start tinkering with the cells' self-destruct countdown clock, which causes aging, but doesn't have to.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 05:41 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2018 05:41 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:41 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 05:42 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Nate in NOLA at January 23, 2018 05:42 PM (3qriR)
also
will use CRISPR to modify human immune cells so that they become expert cancer killers,
Do you want a zombie apocalypse,
Because that's how you get a zombie apocalypse.
Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2018 05:42 PM (FhXTo)
I keep my gene splicing gear in the crisper, with my lettuce.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:43 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 05:43 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 05:43 PM (M5b9O)
What happens then?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 23, 2018 05:43 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:41 PM (LAe3v)
Only if they succeed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:43 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 05:43 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Vincent Hannah at January 23, 2018 05:43 PM (Vl5bQ)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 23, 2018 05:43 PM (a66nm)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 23, 2018 05:43 PM (AM1GF)
Anything that can be done, will be done. Might as well start planning your designer kids now.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (Xq/2B)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (+Dllb)
(Has vision of a bunch of Russian bots reading bad poetry to each other in some seedy bar, then snapping their fingers instead of applauding . . .)
Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Holier than Thou Asshole at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Bob from NSA at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (r9UYA)
(Has vision of a bunch of Russian bots reading bad poetry to each other in some seedy bar, then snapping their fingers instead of applauding . . .)
Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (s5o+q)
Botnik produced the Doors albums, no?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (mbhDw)
Isn't that the explanation in all the Last Man on Earth remakes? Cancer cures gone rogue?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: so *not* a RUSSIAN BOT at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (ErUT3)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (zoyKY)
We're all gonna end up looking like Dolph Lungren aren't we?
I foresee a wiener arms race. Pretty soon, all men will carry zeppelins between their legs. Not sure how the ladies will respond.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Banana Hammock Gent at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (32tyq)
Posted by: Rushin' Bots for Releasing of Memos at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (Xq/2B)
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (aC6Sd)
They don't do science. They do politics/propaganda.
See: Warming, Global
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (mbhDw)
- RFLMFAO!!!
Too rich. You're on a roll, man.
Posted by: Cold Civil War at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (Z2PYk)
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (R5lpX)
yeah, this is great news
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (Vl5bQ)
IT WILL KILL US ALL.
If he does not...
WE WILL ALL DIE.
See how easy life in 2018 is for the deranged?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (tzSlh)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (5bz7Q)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (r9UYA)
My initial feeling is that this isn't going to end well.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (Ckg4U)
Beleive it when you see it, folks.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (CPk08)
Posted by Ace at 05:45 PM Comments
Yes, because we all want a nation of geezers on SSI for 100 years each.
Posted by: Buzz Lightyear at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (Dp6qK)
will carry zeppelins between their legs. Not sure how the ladies will
respond.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (LAe3v)
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with sharp needles?
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (a66nm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (Xq/2B)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: so *not* a RUSSIAN BOT at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (ErUT3)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (LAe3v)
Russian bots are like little Cossacks of the internet
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (4upo5)
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (2FqvZ)
We're all gonna end up looking like Dolph Lungren aren't we?
I foresee a wiener arms race. Pretty soon, all men will carry zeppelins between their legs. Not sure how the ladies will respond.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM (LAe3v)
The punchline "Where do you think they held the auction!" springs to mind.
Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 05:47 PM (lKs2v)
GATTACA!
OK, I am on board with it for cancer stuff, because f#ck cancer.
However, the hookers with full bladder stuff....? Your business, Ace!! Tell the Russian BOT handlers 'hi'!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (W+vEI)
My initial feeling is that this isn't going to end well.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (8gDQu)
If I find myself in the state I found my friend, 3 weeks before he finally died from colon cancer, I'll take that shot.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Swampgorilla at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (2ZzGF)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (SjImc)
It's almost like there is no leadership there.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (Xq/2B)
Its not a question of making little changes to get specific results, genetics is insanely complicated and interactive. And just because something appears to work on mice doesn't mean that there were not horrendous effects the mice couldn't tell anyone about.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (39g3+)
IT WILL KILL US ALL.
If he does not...
WE WILL ALL DIE.
See how easy life in 2018 is for the deranged?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (tzSlh)
---
If we don't kill you first!
Posted by: Glorious Russian Bots for the Making of Memos Releasing at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (R5lpX)
Immorality. You spelled it wrong. And thee, but nevermind that.
Posted by: Weiner's Laptop and sexting device at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (Vl5bQ)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM
Amen, brother.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (mbhDw)
The danger isn't to the person being treated. It's to the rest of the population.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 23, 2018 05:46 PM (md3fh)
---
until Drumpf is impeached, of course!
Posted by: The #Resistance at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (a66nm)
Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (md3fh)
And a smoke.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (/tuJf)
I've got a half smoked Swisher Sweet fer ya.
Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:45 PM
I say we bring back codpieces as a test run.
Posted by: otho at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (qGuLD)
So that's what they did to Christie Brinkley.
Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (+lOpA)
I thin genetic modification is something one should be extremely careful
with, because we know like, I dunno, one molecule of water in the Rhode
Island-sized iceberg of consequences and science in the field
Agreed. I sometimes think we should tell people they can have whatever genetic manipulation they want, as long as their next stop is to get on a rocket to Mars.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: R Kelly at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Glorious Russian Bots for the Making of Memos Releasing at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (vDqXW)
Proper hydration is key in surviving this sudden new wealth.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (mbhDw)
The danger isn't to the person being treated. It's to the rest of the population.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (8gDQu)
So, I get cured from cancer and then I'm typhoid Mary?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (M5b9O)
When they start paying you in power tools and kettlebells, we'll know it's for realz.
Posted by: Duncanthrax/i] at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Trump Bot at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (Dp6qK)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (Xq/2B)
Just because I think it's funny. And right.
Why does the Island of Dr. Moreau come to mind?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (z79tQ)
Yeah they turn into potatoes at 30 but I'm not 100% sure that's genetics. I think its more the fact that they drink like fish, eat crap, and start smoking at age 7. Cut out all that horrendous lifestyle stuff and I bet they can hold up pretty well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (39g3+)
Just think about all the other scientific advances (and flubs) that worried people, but didn't end the world.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (iv0p7)
Oh the humanity!
Posted by: wooga at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (3403r)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (BtQd4)
We're all gonna end up looking like Dolph Lungren aren't we?
Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (lKs2v)
Hopefully his IQ too. Remember that meme comparing Dolph Lundgren's college education to Bill Nye's? Dolph has a Master's Degree in Chemical Engineering from the University of Sydney.
Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (zoyKY)
Proper hydration is key in surviving this sudden new wealth.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (QQ+il)
He can always put the spares up on the shelf for later.
Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Umbrella Corporation at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (NWiLs)
Was that named after Crispin Glover?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (lEMi/)
1. I do drink, just not much.
2. My new friends have given me this case of excellent wodka.
Posted by: ace at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (8rNrN)
Anyone have a cure for vertigo?
Events are moving at breakneck speed, to coin a phrase, and all you all are making me dizzy.
Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (GroCc)
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (QQ+il)
people, doctors, hospitals, insurance companies and so forth. ...Anyone
who finds a cure is going to be Arkancided with extreme prejudice, muy
pronto, IMO, and we will never hear about it.
You may want to lighten up on the tinfoil a bit.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (U6f54)
A full bladdered hooker telling me "I must break you". Even my nightmares aren't that bad.
Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (FhXTo)
They are like little Bots...
Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (Ckg4U)
Awww, Neil Diamond retiring, due to Parkinson's
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (LiyEm)
My guess is that its impossible to fix or its the alternative to a far worse result.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (U6f54)
Ace sounds drunk, but he doesn't drink?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2018 05:48 PM (fceHP)
Not water.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (Dp6qK)
What State was that, Connecticut? I'm never going to Connecticut, not even if some friend asks me there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 05:53 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (IqV8l)
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With a cloth?
Posted by: Bots for Rushin' Release of Memo at January 23, 2018 05:53 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Under Fire at January 23, 2018 05:53 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 05:50 PM (mbhDw)
What can be created from these sorts of treatments is entirely unknown. Could some weird new sort of virus emerge? It sure could. Or something even worse. But we know pretty much nothing about any of that so care is called for.
Editing the genetic code of cells is a very dangerous business. It is something that should only be done with the strictest of precautions.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2018 05:53 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (md3fh)
If by "they" you mean oncologists and researchers, nope. nope. nope.
There's a bunch of cancers that are now essentially cureable. But it really is not a simple problem.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 05:53 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: dartist at January 23, 2018 05:53 PM (nisXv)
Posted by: R Kelly at January 23, 2018 05:53 PM (W+vEI)
Cancer has already been cured and the entire world can have unlimited
electrical power using one glass full of water but THEY keep it
hidden...
I know, right? Damn lizard people.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (hMwEB)
-Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (Sfs6o)
Apparently.
They like him enough to send him the clear likkerz.
...something I should have done a long time ago.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: broseidon on even newer magic glowy rectangle at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (lEMi/)
---
you rang?
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (a66nm)
https://youtu.be/nxn437hvYRM
Posted by: Country Singer at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (yzxic)
This kind of attitude always confuses me. You figure they wont make money selling cancer cures, too?
Its like the paranoid people claiming oil companies are suppressing alternate energy. No, if someone came up with something better and cheaper than petroleum, then the oil companies would instantly buy into that to get rich of it, too. They aren't religiously wedded to the product they love the money they make from whatever they are selling at the time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: D. Trump at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 05:55 PM (ptqGC)
Events are moving at breakneck speed, to coin a phrase, and all you all are making me dizzy.
Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (GroCc)
Epley Maneuver
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2018 05:55 PM (fceHP)
I know, right? Damn lizard people.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (LAe3v)
Morena Baccarin was fetching... when she wasn't in one of her Moods....
Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 05:55 PM (zSVEm)
On behalf of my Oncologist, and all the hordes of people who helped develop the protocols that helped me survive cancer, fuck you.
Rx people, doctors, hospital staff, insurance people and everyone else have family that have gone through cancer. If they really had a cure-all, that shit would be secret for about a nanosecond before it leaked because they would want to use it on a parent, child, lover, friend, or whoever else close to them was suffering.
You're a moron in the worst way.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2018 05:55 PM (iv0p7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:55 PM (QQ+il)
Is 'Red Swallow' a good movie?
Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 05:55 PM (GroCc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (QQ+il)
So if it burns when I pee, I should.......
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (CPk08)
Gene Kelly
Gene Wilder
Gene Tierney
Gene Siskel
Gene Roddenberry
Gene Simmons
Gene Hackman
Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (EzdLW)
They've kept the 100 mpg carburetor under wraps for too damn long. Why? Russians.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: The Intragalactic Yoko Ono Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Colony at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 05:55 PM (ptqGC)
and they keep getting younger
It's creepy
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (fceHP)
is that the worry?
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo"
Its not like Olestra is it? Trust me, you don't want to be near Hope Solo after she etas chips with Olestra.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: InfoWars at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (a66nm)
Posted by: Chuck Barris at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (Vl5bQ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:55 PM (QQ+il)
dunno
just started season 1 on Netflix
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Totally Not a RUSSIAN BOT at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (GroCc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (ptqGC)
I always wonder who was able to talk his friend into letting him try this for the fist time.
Oh, that's a bad jellyfish sting, bob, let me piss on it.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (/tuJf)
modify human immune cells so that they become expert cancer killers,
according to plans posted this week to a directory of ongoing clinical
trials.
.
.
.
.This business will get out of control, it will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it.
That plus you know someone is gong to bring Dinosaurs back right? I don't want to try and out run a Velociraptor because it ain't happening.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (a0IVu)
Anyone who finds a cure is going to be Arkancided with extreme prejudice
Yeah, like that guy who invented the 120 MPG carburetor!!!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (4upo5)
No one ever sticks up for me. Even the damn pedophiles have an advocacy group, but me? Nada.
Posted by: Cancer at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (lEMi/)
we can still jail/murder teh miscreants
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (t2Uf9)
Gene Kelly
Gene Wilder
Gene Tierney
Gene Siskel
Gene Roddenberry
Gene Simmons
Gene Hackman
Posted by: Hands at January 23, 2018 05:56 PM (EzdLW)
Gene Autry
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (k2yk7)
Well until she unhinged her jaw and swallowed that rat.
I wonder, did the lizard people craziness start with V or did they get their ideas from the lizard people crazies?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (39g3+)
In the short story "The Gone Dogs" by Frank Herbert, you see the Earth completely cleansed of any canine animal because one rancher wanted to get rid of coyotes. But the virus he whipped up in his alien tech gene-splicer jumped to Man's best friend.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (Xq/2B)
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (Sfs6o)
People do stupid stuff in a kind of ex machina way to keep the plot moving but if you can overlook that you will enjoy it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 23, 2018 05:54 PM (hMwEB)
Its.... a show.
I've watched the two seasons so far of it, and I still don't really know what is going on.
Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (4upo5)
so there is a public john here in Butte....
and there are a lot of borderline dementia cases here....
anyway I now know what an upside down volcano would look like....
Old boy reached 1/3d of the way into the urinal area and 1/3d of the way into the handicapped stall....
it was like a handstand with a whirl....
Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (t2Uf9)
So its the kind of show that would make me scream profanity and kick the screen in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2018 05:55 PM (iv0p7)
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what he said.
F you for even suggesting my wife and i would be a party to such an obscenity.
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (a66nm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (k1TUh)
It gives your lettuce an insatiable hunger for human flesh.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sono, son of bi at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (zSVEm)
No one ever sticks up for me. Even the damn pedophiles have an advocacy group, but me? Nada.
Posted by: Cancer at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (lEMi/)
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No one really likes you.
Posted by: Sagittarius at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (vDqXW)
Cancer cells disguise themselves from the killer white cells . How can they be unmasked?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (zoyKY)
Give their names to former members of the Obama Administration?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (QQ+il)
I keep hearing of these "Miracle Cures" and "Alternative Treatments".
I'd like for just one of them to be true.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (M5b9O)
Damnit someone beat me to it!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 05:59 PM (39g3+)
Double dammit!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (xPJvm)
I think to be safe they should start off by testing it on 12 Monkeys.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 23, 2018 05:49 PM (md3fh)
it is the opposite, in reality
whoever cures cancer will be extremely rich
it's the holy grail for researchers and scientists
and also, of course they want to find the cure -- we are all affected by it -- we all know someone... It's a horrible disease(s)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (LiyEm)
Don't forget the car engine that was developed that gets over 50 miles per gallon but the oil companies bought it and are keeping it secret.
Except for that one uncle you have who had a car that was doing it until he brought it in to be serviced.
Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (lKs2v)
Hopefully this works out well enough to earn a Nobel that actually matters.
Posted by: jomama at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (sO6CM)
I always wonder who was able to talk his friend into letting him try this for the fist time.
Oh, that's a bad jellyfish sting, bob, let me piss on it.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (/tuJf)
I believe there is some sort of weird science behind it. Something about pH. Which is why every beach-goer should carry either hydrochloric acid or baking soda with them. And a test kit. Goggles. Gloves. Respirator. Full contact moon suit.
Or a penis.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (2FqvZ)
We don't need a cure for cancer, we need prevention. And if it can be prevented by a vaccine or something like that, a lot of people are going to be falling off of the gravy train. Nuff sed, I am going to retire to the dugout for the rest of this game.
Posted by: Ruthless at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: goon at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
I think they need humans.
Posted by: Aviator at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (Vl5bQ)
No one ever sticks up for me. Even the damn pedophiles have an advocacy group, but me? Nada.
Posted by: Cancer at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (lEMi/)
Hey, look, your histology can be damned pretty, but that's just another way of saying you look nice fixed, cut thin and dead.
Meh. Either you, dementia or atherosclerosis will get me eventually (if Mr Liver doesn't pack it in) so you get the last laugh, I suppose.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (CPk08)
-Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (NWiLs)
I don't even want to go through that again.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Cancer at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (lEMi/)
The higher the number, the more extreme prejudice the inventor's demise.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Grade School Prurience at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Cancer at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM
Do what I did. Stop being a just a sign, and become an Age.
Posted by: Aquarius at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: RUSSIAN BOTS at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (3MiF8)
something that should only be done with the strictest of precautions.
Creating de-gene-erates! No wait, those were what they called the natural conception people in Gattaca....
Jerome, Jerome, the metronome!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs)
Brachytherapy?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (wdmm9)
-Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 06:00 PM (NWiLs)
I don't even want to go through that again.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (Ckg4U)
That was some crazy shit. Good thing you still had that Salad Shooter.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (NWiLs)
I agree we need prevention, since cancer is a mutation we need to shut off the sun and live our lives in plastic bubbles....
or accept we are finite beings and try to do the things we can to maximize our time on this mortal coil.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (SzZnW)
something that should only be done with the strictest of precautions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cPT4zspVc0
Posted by: Ben Kingsley's door lock at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (LiyEm)
Don't forget the car engine that was developed that gets over 50 miles per gallon but the oil companies bought it and are keeping it secret.
Except for that one uncle you have who had a car that was doing it until he brought it in to be serviced.
Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (lKs2v)
ha, they have batteries that last a LIFETIME ,but i'm still unable to find one.
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Russian Bots at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (U6f54)
"Three Bollards" is.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (fA1SL)
You mean a 1981 Honda CVCC?
I'm not sure if its kind of endearing or disturbing that so many of us know who Gene Gene the Dancing Machine was.
Looking back at old Gong Show episodes, its pretty obvious the entire thing was a coke fest. They just seemed silly and fun to me as a kid. Now they seem kind of disturbing and pathetic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (wdmm9)
That function attenuates as it gets closer to the face.
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 05:52 PM (LiyEm)
They = Jooz?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 06:04 PM (Xq/2B)
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 23, 2018 06:05 PM (k2yk7)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (CPk0
I get the last laugh.
Posted by: Death at January 23, 2018 06:05 PM (z79tQ)
-Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 06:03 PM (NWiLs)
That may be the funniest thing I've ever read.
My colon just fell out.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:05 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cheri at January 23, 2018 06:05 PM (oiNtH)
My parents died from old age, stroke and complications from die a beetus. I don't want to die like that and I don't want to live forever. I just want to go to sleep and not wake up again.
Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 06:05 PM (GroCc)
The higher the number, the more extreme prejudice the inventor's demise.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (QQ+il)
That's absolutely true. When it was under 100, it was a simple payoff.
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 06:05 PM (4upo5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2018 06:05 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Liberals at January 23, 2018 06:05 PM (Tyii7)
Also, the inherent decay of the immune system with age, or genetic predispositions to being vulnerable to certain spontaneous cancer onsets.
Sounds very hard to find one size fits all treatment.
Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:05 PM (zSVEm)
And what do you get?
SIL.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 06:06 PM (Xq/2B)
Obeyed the law and showed professional integrity, unlike his predecessors
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:06 PM (39g3+)
A lot of people don't want to have kids. Or they weigh things and decide they don't want to make the sacrifices necessary to have kids.
This could be one way to avoid the demographic death spiral without resorting to immigration from countries that are hostile to the principles on which this country is run.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 06:06 PM (/qEW2)
Eh....it was the 70s, a different time....
a wonderful time it turns out.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 06:06 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:06 PM (QQ+il)
you're going to need an IV bag to administer it, not a 1cc syringe.
and that's assuming you can find a vaccine for each and every one. oh yeah, don't forget: vaccines prevent diseases, not cure them, and they aren't 100% effective either.
methinks you should comment on subjects you understand, or be ready to have nonsense called out.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 23, 2018 06:06 PM (a66nm)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 23, 2018 06:02 PM (U6f54)
I heard it was terrific.
We don't go to the theater to view movies though
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2018 06:06 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:06 PM (QQ+il)
"Steppin' into Eden, Yay brother..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:07 PM (mbhDw)
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Always be ahead of Jamie Farr and his enormous honker.
Posted by: Chuck Barris at January 23, 2018 06:07 PM (Vl5bQ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:07 PM (QQ+il)
I know, right? I prefer my humans free range organic free trade gluten free, with no corn syrup.
And freckles
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ruthless at January 23, 2018 06:01 PM (md3fh0
Wise move.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (CPk08)
...
Posted by: Ruthless
Your opinion slandered thousands of researchers worldwide who are trying to fix something known as the Emperor Of Maladies because it's so hard to fix.
You insulted them. Expect to be insulted back.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo, melanoma survivor at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (99cKh)
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Always be ahead of Jamie Farr and his enormous honker.
Posted by: Chuck Barris at January 23, 2018 06:07 PM (Vl5bQ)
Lollipop Twins.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (Sfs6o)
1. I do drink, just not much.
2. My new friends have given me this case of excellent wodka.
Posted by: ace at January 23, 2018 05:51 PM (8rNrN)
oh
have fun with it!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (Xq/2B)
Who wants to live forever?
Posted by: zombie Freddie Mercury under the control of a RUSSIAN BOT at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (NL6wI)
And what do you get?
The epitome of feminine grace and beauty
Me, of course.
Posted by: Chelsea at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (ctuyM)
I found out in an interview with Schnozz One aka J Farr that he was told to keep Ms Morgan's clothes on....
Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: goon at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2018 06:09 PM (ERLX0)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 06:09 PM (/tuJf)
a wonderful time it turns out.
That bright and shining moment between The Pill and AIDS.
Bliss it was in that dawn to be alive
But to be young was very heaven.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:09 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Ace at 05:45 PM
Ace, that's what CRISPR is in bacteria.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2018 06:09 PM (wYseH)
Asking for a traitor, current trans, and Commie Candidate for Governor of MD ...
Posted by: ShainS at January 23, 2018 06:09 PM (zsddc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (Xq/2B)
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Is that like free-range?
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2018 06:09 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: goon at January 23, 2018 06:09 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 06:10 PM (99cKh)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2018 06:10 PM (ERLX0)
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 06:10 PM (4upo5)
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (Sfs6o)
You must be young.
I'm with Grump.
Posted by: Death at January 23, 2018 06:10 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:10 PM (39g3+)
I'm probably looking at a third surgery for a lipo sarcoma (in my right leg).
This sounds much less painful and annoying. Takes several years to regrow muscle mass removed, and I'll be 70 in May.
Posted by: jwb7605 at January 23, 2018 06:10 PM (DofIg)
What purpose is a Range Hood fan other than to ruin your ceiling with grease and disperse food odors all over your entire home?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (ERLX0)
Huntsman was fascinating. They are looking at tiny radio devices that can be injected into the bloodstream, that would seek out and destroy cancerous cells.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (ptqGC)
These are the times its great we don't have telepathy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (39g3+)
I want to linger and be a burden.
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (Sfs6o)
I feel sorry for you. Obviously you are bereft of a loving daughter like my own who has promised me someday she'll put me in the 'bad' home -- the one with the NightLine Van parked out front.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Death at January 23, 2018 06:10 PM (z79tQ)
Like ... right now? Should I not turn and look behind me?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (Sfs6o)
I wanna be the guy in the nursing home lifting up skirts with his cane.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (Tyii7)
-Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (SzZnW)
I didn't know that he was in charge of J.P. Morgan's clothes.
I would have chided him for that stance.
*raps on nose with rolled-up newspaper*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (Ckg4U)
Oh, that's a bad jellyfish sting, bob, let me piss on it.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 05:57 PM (/tuJf)
I believe there is some sort of weird science behind it. Something about pH."
True Story! Bull nettles, grow pretty prolifically in East Texas, have fine spines on them which will burn you straight through a pair of jeans if you brush up against them. Nasty, nasty, plants, grow about 3' high. The poison in them is a base, can be neutralized by an acid. Like Uric Acid. Had a friend who was dirt biking years ago, flipped the trail bike and rolled through a big patch of bull nettles, his skin was burning all over, and they were miles out in the woods.
So guess what his buddies volunteered to do for him out of the goodness of their hearts! And they did, and it really did end the burning.
containers of urea were also used to quench a newly forged sword by medieval swordsmiths, it has some chemical action which specially hardens the hot steel. Interesting stuff.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (k1TUh)
...you sure you have that wired the right way around?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:12 PM (39g3+)
Oh, that's a bad jellyfish sting, bob, let me piss on it.
Posted by: JackStraw
Good bet alcohol was involved.
Posted by: Aviator at January 23, 2018 06:12 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:12 PM (QQ+il)
None, everybody uses EFI now.
Posted by: Ben Kingsley's door lock at January 23, 2018 06:12 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (QQ+il)
I laughed at someone in a previous thread who forgot to take off the sock. I do it all the time.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 23, 2018 06:12 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: George LeS at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (+TcCF)
(Has vision of a bunch of Russian bots reading bad poetry to each other in some seedy bar, then snapping their fingers instead of applauding . . .)
Posted by: filbert at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (s5o+q)
Hey, that gives me an idea...
Posted by: antisocial justice botnik at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Harvey at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (Vl5bQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (Xq/2B)
Used to cure leather, too. Along with other nasty stuff. Not a nice part of town in the old days, the leather works.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (0OmEj)
Freddy Mercury sang a song about carburetors. Made it sound sensual.
At least, I think it was him. My memories are ...
what? The song about cars.
Which one? The one Queen did.
Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (GroCc)
hardens the hot steel.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM
Da. We know.
Posted by: Russian hookers at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (UdKB7)
Also it makes me sad 'anal' is the universal language.
I would have hoped for vaginal or oral at least. Though, never get oral from someone who you haven't seen all the way naked. Especially in Thailand. Or Seattle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (Sfs6o)
So you practice here?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (wYseH)
He swears he was sober, but said he and Artie Lange and Morgan were the "first string"...
fascinating really he says she was "out of control."
https://youtu.be/cX90070bb7w
That clip IIRC
Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Valiant at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (3MiF8)
Again, gotta be Injectors.
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (M5b9O)
Posted by: Aviator at January 23, 2018 06:12 PM (2cuLk)
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Or MacGyver.
Posted by: Axeman at January 23, 2018 06:15 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2018 06:15 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:15 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 06:10 PM (99cKh)
I was in the grocery store a couple of weeks ago and wanted to slap a mom and her hell spawn.
Mom, dressed in her yoga attire is unable to control her monster of a son, who appeared to be 6 or 7.
Hell spawn: "We need popcorn!!!" (shouted)
Idiot mom: "Sweetie, we have popcorn."
Hell spawn: "I don't care. I'm getting popcorn!!!"
Idiot mom: "Okay, honey."
Thanks, you stupid twit. Years from now a couple of generations will be suffering because of your lazy ass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Michael Crichton at January 23, 2018 06:15 PM (XncsH)
Huntsman was fascinating. They are looking at tiny radio devices that can be injected into the bloodstream, that would seek out and destroy cancerous cells.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:11 PM (ptqGC)
Nanotechnology... yeah, it's a Thing....
Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (4upo5)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (LiyEm)
Speaking of alcohol and jellyfish, my friends are down in Marathon and have been to the new Sparky's. They were disappointed.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (/tuJf)
I am so ashamed to admit that I can hear that in my head as soon as I read those words....
I'm pathetic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (k1TUh)
https://youtu.be/6c75cOL0G8I
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (Xq/2B)
https://youtu.be/PfiuIMwOq3s
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (CPk08)
So you practice here?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (wYseH)
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Exactly! To truly be a burden, one must first master all annoying behaviors!
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (UdKB7)
-Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:15 PM (t2Uf9)
How YOU doin'?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (Ckg4U)
If you have a fireplace in your kitchen, they cause a terrible back draft, which is handy
Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (4u7kU)
Smooth Carburetor was an okay song
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (4upo5)
Sang by Sadie, as I recall....
Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (zSVEm)
Lets hope we see more of this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (39g3+)
i can't do vodka my clothes fall off.
.
.
.Had a lady who worked for me once that said every time she did tequila she got pregnant.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (lKs2v)
I am so ashamed to admit that I can hear that in my head as soon as I read those words....
I'm pathetic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (k1TUh)
Or is it more pathetic that I wrote it in the first place?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:15 PM (t2Uf9)
*pours vodka martini* *sits back to watch horde go nuts*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (aC6Sd)
https://youtu.be/6c75cOL0G8I
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (Xq/2B)
https://youtu.be/PfiuIMwOq3s
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (CPk0
Also see Dan Daly.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (GroCc)
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:15 PM (t2Uf9)
While your submission has been considered for publication it is sorely lacking in the details that our readers crave.
Posted by: Penthouse Letters at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (2FqvZ)
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 06:08 PM (Sfs6o)
So you practice here?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2018 06:14 PM (wYseH)
Observe gentlemen, the difference between the rest of us and a professional.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (z79tQ)
.Had a lady who worked for me once that said every time she did tequila she got pregnant.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (+Dllb)
Isn't this really the story of La Raza?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (mbhDw)
-Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (lKs2v)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (Ckg4U)
blower who told them about off-site meetings of FBI "secret society."
Whoa. Sh#t's getting real?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM
You're not gonna start talking about steak preparation problems are ya?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (39g3+)
Is a CRISPER like a virus? I'm no biologist, but if IIRC, viruses are minimalistic - all they do is restructure the DNA in the cell's nucleus so that it makes only viruses. Then the cell breaks apart, and the newly formed viruses go on to repeat the process. So a modified virus that just changed one gene in the nucleus and did nothing else could fix a lot of cells, perhaps cure genetic diseases like Kleinfelter's or peanut allergies.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (/qEW2)
Now we are talkin'.......
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (99cKh)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (t2Uf9)
Good you clarified....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (CPk08)
guardian against Republicans, Lynch was running coverup for Hillary, so
in last year what has Sessions done?
I made sure no one stole the couch in my office.
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (2cuLk)
Twitter : Sen. Johnson just said to Brett Baier they have a whistle
blower who told them about off-site meetings of FBI "secret society."
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It Moved.
Posted by: davidt at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (Vl5bQ)
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (4upo5)
Announce that it can cure homosexuality and watch it die instantly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (AASEZ)
They don't speak any English but together we speak the international language: anal.
Now we are talkin'.......
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (2sCft)
About HERE is when things went Sideways....
Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2018 05:41 PM (LAe3v)
Don't worry. You'll get better.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (9BLnV)
Cars don't talk back
They're just four wheels friends now,
I'm in love with my car
Gotta feel for my auto-mo-beel
Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar
Such a thrill when my radials squeal.
Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (UdKB7)
Twitter : Sen. Johnson just said to Brett Baier they have a whistle
blower who told them about off-site meetings of FBI "secret society."
Shit just got real.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:17 PM (t2Uf9)
Here's looking at you, kid!
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (2sCft)
https://youtu.be/6c75cOL0G8I
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 23, 2018 06:13 PM (Xq/2B)
https://youtu.be/PfiuIMwOq3s
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (CPk0
https://youtu.be/UF8KpKtZN0A
Posted by: antisocial justice botnik at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (NL6wI)
I guess the Sooper Sekrit Society of FBI Trump H8ers has a Sooper Sekrit Clubhouse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (LiyEm)
Now we are talkin'.......
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (2sCft)
Okay, I just spit up my seltzer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz IVANOVICH at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (AASEZ)
---
Running Dog Bot is worst!
Posted by: Bots Rushin' Release of Memos at January 23, 2018 06:21 PM (vDqXW)
ha christopher, if my spouse no longer/wants needs me, you are first on my friends list.
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (t2Uf9)
hmph....
Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:21 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 06:21 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:15 PM (t2Uf9)
HI WILLOW!
I promise, no vodka is involved.
cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2018 06:21 PM (wYseH)
Fucking cancer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:21 PM (ptqGC)
>>Freddy Mercury sang a song about carburetors. Made it sound sensual.
A little too homo-erotic for me.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (t2Uf9)
Cancer sucks.
Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (UdKB7)
-Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 06:20 PM (LiyEm)
Nope. I haven't seen them live for twenty years.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (4e+hS)
Or? They could be getting played.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (JyFLk)
The chief of staff for former FBI director and current FBI director has resigned according to Fox News. Is this something?
What with all the resignations, not running for re-election, ect., it almost seems like the rats are fleeing the sinking deep state ship.
Posted by: Traveling Man at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (R5lpX)
You're not gonna start talking about steak preparation problems are ya?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 23, 2018 06:18 PM (ctuyM)
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Home movies!
Posted by: Weasel at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (Sfs6o)
When the Bushes are in power, suckers like me go supporting what they do in the hope we'll get to use their power against our enemies. When Obamas are in power, suckers on the other side want that power to use against me.
The FBI, CIA, NSA need to be cast back into the fiery mountain whence they came.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (99cKh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2018 06:19 PM (mbhDw)
Ya notice they never found a genetic link to gay. Nor do they want to. Selective abortions and all
Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (4u7kU)
>>Freddy Mercury sang a song about carburetors. Made it sound sensual.
A little too homo-erotic for me.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (lKyWE)
Well, he also did a song called " I Want to Ride My Bicycle"...
Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (zSVEm)
Fat chance he's givin' vodka nekkid girl up
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hikaru at January 23, 2018 06:23 PM (yXU4O)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:23 PM (Ckg4U)
Anyone who thinks 1) there can be a cure for all cancers, and 2) some cabal is keeping it from happening is gullible.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 23, 2018 06:23 PM (xML98)
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:23 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Bots Rushin' Release of Memos at January 23, 2018 06:23 PM (vDqXW)
Saved him bigly on our bar tab.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
What's sad is that announcing it could be use for sex selection wouldn't kill it, seeing how feminists are inexplicably* silent on sex-selective abortions.
*Well, maybe not inexplicable, just unstated, since it comes down to their inability to endorse *any* restrictions on abortion for fear it opens the door for others.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (39g3+)
A little too homo-erotic for me."
I think I'd call that one auto-erotic.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (k1TUh)
Eh it was the '70s omae...Paolo was broke....
//Paolo Freddie Mercury's "Bike"
Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:23 PM (t2Uf9)
Aw, I know, but funnin' witcha is too cool...
Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (zSVEm)
A little too homo-erotic for me.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (lKyWE)
Well, he also did a song called " I Want to Ride My Bicycle"...
Posted by: kraken at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (zSVEm)
freddy can go squat on his boy racer roll bar.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (Ckg4U)
Yes May is a big car guy but Freddy sang it with gusto.
Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2018 06:25 PM (UdKB7)
watching all guys brains start working.
peeks at cbd,
slides behind couch
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:25 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (39g3+)
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May is the guitarist.
Posted by: Bots Rushin' Release of Memos at January 23, 2018 06:25 PM (vDqXW)
What's sad is that announcing it could be use for sex selection wouldn't kill it, seeing how feminists are inexplicably* silent on sex-selective abortions.
*Well, maybe not inexplicable, just unstated, since it comes down to their inability to endorse *any* restrictions on abortion for fear it opens the door for others.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (W+vEI)
And that's the one lesson I learned from the left.
YOU NEVER GIVE UP ANY GROUND, EVER. NO MATTER WHAT. YOU NEVER EVEN ENTERTAIN THEIR PREMISE FOR A MICROSECOND.
Posted by: Hikaru at January 23, 2018 06:25 PM (yXU4O)
Oh, My!
Posted by: George Takei at January 23, 2018 06:25 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (39g3+)
Bassist? Not a queen fan are you?
me either, but damn....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 06:25 PM (aMlLZ)
Never boring to watch the 'machine' that is the Patriots, win.
Posted by: micky at January 23, 2018 06:26 PM (dF9Lb)
Saved him bigly on our bar tab.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
Daaaaamn. Wild girl!
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 06:26 PM (NWiLs)
Saved him bigly on our bar tab.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
**blink**blink**
WTF?!?
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 06:26 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:26 PM (t2Uf9)
Do recall Ms Morgan said, "girls it is how I got my start"
Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (2FqvZ)
Saved him bigly on our bar tab."
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
If you women would stop saying things like this? We might stop...
*Deletes*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 06:22 PM (4u7kU)
Oh, people have looked pretty carefully. There is a heritable component. But it isn't a mendelian thing: it's probably multifactorial with genetic predispositions. This is fairly recent:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29217827
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: JackStraw
Hopefully, that was a one off experience.
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at January 23, 2018 06:28 PM (2cuLk)
They actually have, SLITRK5 and SLITRK6. SLITRK6 affects hypothalamus which fuels sexual drive in general.
tinyurl.com/yb25ngxe
Looks to me like the genes the Native Americans had, or didn't have, which left them susceptible to Euro/African diseases. The genes which lead men (and women) to go pork anything that moves will lead them to perverts, at an early age.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 06:28 PM (99cKh)
Posted by: Deep Throat Shooters at January 23, 2018 06:28 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 06:28 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 06:28 PM (99cKh)
Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2018 06:29 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (ptqGC)
Umm.... BRB.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 06:29 PM (2sCft)
-Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (SzZnW)
We're around the same age. We are 'kids" on this Blog... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:29 PM (Ckg4U)
I guess the Sooper Sekrit Society of FBI Trump H8ers has a Sooper Sekrit Clubhouse.
You have to know the secret FBI handshake to get in.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 06:30 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Aviator at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Your Husband at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2018 05:44 PM (lKs2v)
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No, that would be racist. They'll force us to look like Islamic Rage Boy.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Chris Redfield at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (k1TUh)
Yeah I tried it. Once. Didn't go well.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (dUJdY)
Stop it.
Knock it off.
Posted by: Your Husband at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (Ckg4U)
You loved it. You encouraged me (free drinks!). And you proposed to me shortly thereafter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:32 PM (ptqGC)
it's rather funny now.
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:32 PM (t2Uf9)
Yeah I tried it. Once. Didn't go well.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (dUJdY)
More of a money shot?
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 06:32 PM (NWiLs)
Big carburetor
Lives out of sight
Big carburetor
Hands upon the wheel
Moving to the left
(Moving)
Moving to the right
Big carburetor
Moving through the night
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 06:32 PM (IqV8l)
Quite, now that I grasp how crazy the show was I understand the adults were having a great time.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 23, 2018 06:32 PM (SzZnW)
No we are all going to end up looking like a cloud of sparkly lights like on Star Trek.
Posted by: freaked at January 23, 2018 06:32 PM (UdKB7)
blower who told them about off-site meetings of FBI "secret society."
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 23, 2018 06:16 PM (4e+hS)
Or? They could be getting played.
.
.
.I suspect some people might be trying to get in line to cash in on the extremely limited number of immunity for testimony deals.
I read earlier that storzk has lawyered up with the same $700 an hour criminal lawyer that represented weinstein.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 23, 2018 06:32 PM (+Dllb)
You have to know the secret FBI handshake to get in.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2018 06:30 PM (IqV8l)
And you have to enter the Clubhouse thru the Sooper Secret entrance where you push a knot hole on a specific loose board in wooden fence outside the Ol' Junkyard and it mysteriously moves to the side....
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 06:32 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (ptqGC)
Not sure how made it through life without knowing this
Posted by: sofa saver at January 23, 2018 06:32 PM (4u7kU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (ptqGC)
Thanks Jane D!......I have never seen that done but now I will be a searching.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2018 06:33 PM (EoRCO)
Rybicki. Yea, I posted it earlier but.
And it most definitely is something.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2018 06:33 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2018 06:31 PM (dUJdY)
heh....vodka geyser with projectile shot glass?
Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2018 06:33 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:29 PM (Ckg4U)
Well I won't be seeing a mid life crisis, because I think you actually have to grow up first. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 06:33 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: steevy at January 23, 2018 06:33 PM (LiyEm)
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 23, 2018 06:33 PM (6n332)
This shit is getting tiring.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 06:34 PM (99cKh)
Posted by: Deep Throat Shooters at January 23, 2018 06:28 PM (Tyii7)
My Dad's (WW II USNR PACFLT) favorite toast:
"Here's to the Russian Navy, Bottoms Up!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2018 06:34 PM (gwPgz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2018 06:34 PM (KP5rU)
not that I really remember any of the nights where that came out very well...
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 06:34 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2018 06:34 PM (a0IVu)
I just remember gagging, choking, spitting all over the place. And everyone laughing at me.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2018 06:35 PM (dUJdY)
409 The proper way to deep-throat a shooter, is you never touch the glass with your hands. You grip the glass with your teeth, throw it back, and then "skillfully" lick the inside of the glass with your tongue. Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (ptqGC)
Who are you and WTH have you done with Jane D'oh?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2018 06:35 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 23, 2018 06:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2018 06:36 PM (dUJdY)
secret society actually was. Bet they were meeting at the four seasons
or the ritz. on our dime.
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2018 06:34 PM (a0IVu)
Yeah, but it was probably a Sooper Sekrit room at the Ritz or Four Seasons. More like a suite, actually.
On. Our. Dime.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 23, 2018 06:34 PM (99cKh)
OK. That officially sucks.
G'night all. I'm gonna read the earthsea books again. I loved those back when.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 23, 2018 06:36 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2018 06:36 PM (aC6Sd)
I just remember gagging, choking, spitting all over the place. And everyone laughing at me.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2018 06:35 PM (dUJdY)
Yep, Money Shot.
Posted by: SteveOReno at January 23, 2018 06:36 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: willow at January 23, 2018 06:36 PM (t2Uf9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2018 06:34 PM (KP5rU)
Can't add anything to that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 06:37 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2018 06:35 PM (dUJdY)
Another fat one, right over the plate.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 23, 2018 06:37 PM (z79tQ)
Would be the most exponential dimensional chess if Mueller goes after the dems.
After all, special counsel can investigate with no end.
Posted by: golfman at January 23, 2018 06:37 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2018 06:37 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at January 23, 2018 06:37 PM (fA1SL)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 23, 2018 06:33 PM (aMlLZ)
NEVaaahhhhhh!!!! *Fire* To begin whipping Dance of the dead. Blackened is the eyand!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 23, 2018 06:37 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 23, 2018 06:35 PM (lKyWE)
Our son recently said, "Mom, the more I learn about you, the more interesting you become."
Some things you keep from your kids until they're adults (he doesn't know about deep throat shooters, and won't learn it from me).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Strident Gum at January 23, 2018 06:38 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:27 PM (ptqGC)
Jane has talents I could have never guessed.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 23, 2018 06:38 PM (k2yk7)
The skillz of the horde are without limit.
Posted by: Dandy Randy Longtree at January 23, 2018 06:38 PM (GroCc)
From "Saint" Antonio, Texas, no doubt!
(Where all my fake IRS agents who are going to arrest me and all my Google helpers who call to fix my hard drive problems I am not aware I have claim to live.)
Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2018 06:39 PM (BZA5F)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 23, 2018 06:39 PM (KP5rU)
Get back to me when a) someone loses their pension,
b) someone goes to trial, and/or c) someone goes to jail. In this context, "someone" is at least a GS-14 (or higher), because underlings don't really count in the game of life!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 23, 2018 06:39 PM (gwPgz)
They won't mention about the parts that reduce aggression and increase compliance, of course.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 23, 2018 06:39 PM (lLeln)
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Body [looking at odd molecule]: "Hmm. I don't know what this is, but it looks a lot like that stuff over there. What the hell, I'll just attach it."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2018 06:40 PM (+y0ym)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 23, 2018 06:35 PM (dUJdY)
Another fat one, right over the plate.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 23, 2018 06:37 PM (z79tQ)
Ikr. I was waiting for some of the clever posters to respond...so many possibilities.
Posted by: Professor Chaos, Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 23, 2018 06:40 PM (k2yk7)
the Wikipedia page is pretty informative. It's spelled "CRISPR", though.
CRISPR looks to be part of a bacterium's immune system. A protein recognizes invading DNA and makes a snippet, which is then inserted into an array held in the bacterial DNA. Copies of this array are made during an invasion, which guide other proteins to locate the snippet on the invader and break its DNA there, thus inactivating the invader.
Naturally, people are using the various bits of the system to build DNA snippenators that target specific bits of DNA and can coerce the victim to insert specific sequences as part of the repair process.
At least, that's what it looks like to me.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 23, 2018 06:40 PM (v3pYe)
Saved him bigly on our bar tab."
-Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 23, 2018 06:24 PM''
Bejeebus Jane and here I thought you were the model of propriety. I'm shocked I tell you, just shocked.
Posted by: Tuna at January 23, 2018 06:41 PM (jm1YL)
But in terms of range, power projection, and vocal quality, there is nobody in almost any musical genre who had the astounding vocal abilities that Freddie Mercury did. You'd have to go to the Metropolitan Opera or La Scala in Milan to find his equal. Casual listeners never quite grasped just how incredibly good his vocal skills were.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2018 06:43 PM (k1TUh)
Calls the whole FBI mega-scandal about texts a "partisan muddle". WTF? How can anything involving the FBI be partisan, much less a muddle? Unless the FBI is completely off the rails, acting as a political agent. Discussions of trying to affect presidential campaigns, and dark hints about further actions if the voters do the wrong thing. Mind-blowing, historic, Third World criminal corruption at the very top of the FBI and DOJ - but to JeffB, it's a "partisan muddle". Guess I missed all those past instances of FBI counter-intel operatives and senior DOJ/FBI management jumping in to influence political campaigns.
It gets worse. He suggests Strzok's comment implying that there's unlikely to be anything to the "Trump/Russia collusion" nonsense (gee, ya think?) somehow removes the "partisan" or biased label from Strzok.
Words fail in response to this.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2018 06:43 PM (QDnY+)
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