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Yesterday, CNN Opened a Whole New Field of #FakeNews: Fake Remote Medical Diagnosis

Yesterday CNN, a degenerate den of #FakeNews addicts who can't stop sucking the pipe, claimed that Trump definitely had heart disease based on a guideline that "some" cardiologists use to predict future heart disease.

It was typical CNN.

[O]on Wednesday morning Gupta, who did not examine Trump, took Jackson’s data and declared that Trump has heart disease, prompting instant ridicule from people on both sides of the political aisle.


"This is math. This is based on the numbers that Dr. Jackson provided," Gupta said. "The president has heart disease."

After being ridiculed for his remote diagnosis based on a guideline that "some" cardiologists use (why didn't he tell us about the ones that don't use it, and their reasons for not using it?), he seemed to walk this dramatic TV-friendly clickbait claim back into something less juicy.

Gupta eventually followed up his on-air report by doubling down with an article on CNN's website.

"Like most men of his age, President Donald Trump has a common form of heart disease, relatively easy to address if he increases the dose of his cholesterol-lowering medication and makes necessary lifestyle changes," he wrote.

Peter J. Hanson fact-checked Gupta's claims (Note: Gupta is a neurosurgeon, not a cardiologist, and should probably avoid attempting to overrule someone's personal doctor using a fairly esoteric test).

Diagnosis: #FakeNews.

Using the results of Trump’s medical exam from Dr. Jackson, The Daily Caller calculated Trump's risk of heart attack or similar heart disease. According to that algorithm, Trump’s risk from heart attack or other coronary heart disease is just 4.1 percent each year for the next 10 years. (Feel free to replicate our results here.)

Additionally, Trump’s coronary calcium score of 133 is lower than the mean for men his age, according to MESA, making Trump’s score a sign of above average heart health.

CNN’s coverage left out those details and cast doubt on Jackson’s confidence in Trump's heart health. The network instead painted a picture where Trump's heart health is of serious concern.

CNN "New Day" host Alisyn Camerota described Trump’s heart health as "troubling" on Wednesday morning. "The president has heart disease. Those numbers qualify him for having heart disease," Gupta agreed, adding that he, too, finds it "concerning."

Trump's better-than-average-for-his-age plaque level? Deeply troubling.

This? Not troubling at all.

Posted by: Ace at 04:28 PM




Comments

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1 Oh boy!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2018 04:25 PM (EyPfd)

2 Down Goes Hillary!

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 04:25 PM (AioXw)

3 Why can't I get free medical advice over the TV?

They make me go to a fuckin doctors office and pay him for it!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 18, 2018 04:25 PM (F5+ro)

4 Jake is fake

Posted by: CN at January 18, 2018 04:25 PM (W4xXw)

5 Ie. wishcasting.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 04:26 PM (/qEW2)

6 Like a pole-axed heifer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 04:26 PM (fA1SL)

7 But, they have remote-viewers on the payroll, don't forget, and powerful psychics.

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 04:27 PM (EaQ6/)

8 Take the candidate, leave the shoe.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 04:27 PM (AioXw)

9 Is Gupta still trying to give prostate exams to mice?


Using his dick.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2018 04:27 PM (EyPfd)

10 Never fails to make me laugh. Never thought I'd laugh at the elderly falling down, but there it is.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 04:27 PM (YV+SU)

11 First?

Posted by: RiverRat1297 at January 18, 2018 04:27 PM (sn3IH)

12 drunk old granny
leaning on the bollard
tanqueray keeping her warm

Posted by: x at January 18, 2018 04:28 PM (nFwvY)

13 Prison will be hard on Mom, with all her health issues.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at January 18, 2018 04:28 PM (398bZ)

14 I hope they realize President Donald Trump saved Hillary's life?

If she was elected President, she would have croaked from the strain by July.

Posted by: rd at January 18, 2018 04:28 PM (4dz1m)

15 Score another round for the parking bollard.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 18, 2018 04:28 PM (LjR2k)

16 11th Poop.

Posted by: RiverRat1297 at January 18, 2018 04:28 PM (sn3IH)

17 I'd be embarrassed if I were this doctor.

I mean, seriously, dude, don't you have some professional pride in yourself? Do you really want to be known as the "gun for hire" over at the failing CNN who is just there to help them goose their ratings? Especially by putting your professionalism on the line by giving remote second opinions contrary to what his primary care physician and the govt's doctor have both said?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 18, 2018 04:28 PM (F5+ro)

18
CNN: "Doctor, did you finger Mr. Trumps prostate? Can you describe it to us? Did it seem swollen?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 04:28 PM (w1zJX)

19 I almost had a heart attack when I read that! lol

Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2018 04:28 PM (14URa)

20 13 Prison will be hard on Mom, with all her health issues.
--------------------------
I'm not sure of that. She may find herself in her element surrounded by criminal lesbians.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 04:29 PM (YV+SU)

21 Is this the same network that fired Dr. Drew after did a show breaking down the medical treatment for her health problems?

Posted by: Eddie Baby at January 18, 2018 04:29 PM (wpJDK)

22 That video never fails to make me laugh. She will never be President and Gupta will never be a real doctor - he just plays one on TV.

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2018 04:29 PM (gbWkA)

23 Trump has heart disease ...

sure he has less than most men his age, but still, somewhere in there ... DISEASE ... once cell, ten cells, who knows. Healthier than most his age, but DISEASE is in their somewhere.

Ask Gupta if he has heart disease, by those standards. YES, everyone has SOME heart disease.

clickbait ... the MFM are producing lies, fake memes that they have the power to make go viral.

And half the country has taken those local news readers as their "what is everyone else thinking?" easy route to political opinion.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2018 04:29 PM (otAqJ)

24 It was really hot that day, a balmy 75 degrees. People were collapsing left and right.

Posted by: Maritime at January 18, 2018 04:29 PM (lKmt3)

25 I knew Sanjay Gupta was FOS the first time I heard him say anything ... and that was, what, fifteen, twenty years ago ?

I have greater respect for the intelligence and integrity of a roadkill possum.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 18, 2018 04:29 PM (oVWx5)

26 And remember, the alternative to Hillary for the Dems was tottery angry old man Bernie Sanders. How old is he now 76? And being a bitter loser who had to get elected to something to support his fan-damily can't have been great for crazy Bernie's health.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 18, 2018 04:29 PM (eASYU)

27 Apple stated they would consider Atlanta only if CNN was deported.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 04:29 PM (YV+SU)

28 Gupta rockets into the lead for the 2018 FNM awards!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2018 04:30 PM (3BFzK)

29 13
Prison will be hard on Mom, with all her health issues.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at January 18, 2018 04:28 PM (398bZ)
I'm sure someone will provide her with a supply of pruno.

Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2018 04:30 PM (14URa)

30 If you listen to the side effects list of any TV drug ad it sounds bad, I once thought about doing testing for cash but came to my senses.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 18, 2018 04:30 PM (6Ll1u)

31 George Washington had early-onset dementia. I know this because sometimes used, highly subjective, criteria applied by certain experts under test circumstances tell us he did. He was demented, which explains (finally!) why he left the Presidency after his second term and did not declare himself King, as most experts then alive expected him to do. Dementia.

The entire American government is highly suspect as a result. Who wants their political life reliant upon a man who couldn't remember his own name?

Posted by: Dr. Sanjay Gupta at January 18, 2018 04:30 PM (LISuA)

32 I for one encourage them to keep this $hit up. They are going to lock in Trump's base even more by doing this.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 18, 2018 04:30 PM (+Dllb)

33 This is bad. I don't want to keep saying this because I want the cool kids to like me, but I hate Trump. I've always hated Trump.

And every fifteen minutes these assweasels say something so stupid about their Trump hate that I have to defend him.

This is just not fair.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 18, 2018 04:30 PM (fuK7c)

34 Gupta? Gupta? Is that Hindi for dumb shit?

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2018 04:31 PM (gbWkA)

35 Is Gupta still trying to give prostate exams to mice?
Using his dick.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2018 04:27 PM


I, for one, am in favor of diversity.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 18, 2018 04:31 PM (ctuyM)

36 When you're pounding hookers all day and tweeting you're guts out, day after day, your heart is going to be strong. He can actually make it to the limo without passing out!

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 04:31 PM (EaQ6/)

37 All the doctor needed to do was wear a lab coat to the press conference.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 18, 2018 04:31 PM (ks6bw)

38
Sanjay Gupta can't be a real doctor. Not Jewish.

QED.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 04:31 PM (mbhDw)

39


Why not ask Corky T Booker if he's gonna have a heart attack?

How about Stretch Pelosi? She's pretty damned old?

How about Al Franken's heart health after the endless coke binges on the SNL set?

What about Anderson's rectum? How is that holding out after all the anal sex he has, and whatever else he's shoving up there?

I remember SNL used to make fun of Bubba running to McDs...that was pretty funny. All yuks.



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 18, 2018 04:32 PM (AASEZ)

40 Reprehensible.


Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 04:32 PM (9wYFF)

41 Two gerbils up the shithole is called a Gupta...or so I have heard.

Posted by: Richard Gere at January 18, 2018 04:32 PM (3BFzK)

42 Want a strong heart? Drink a dozen Cokes a day and finish with two scoops. Stuff everybody knows.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 04:33 PM (YV+SU)

43 WHERE'S MY BOLLARD?


It was right behind me a second ago?

Wait whut? Hey, what's that there stuck up on the ceiling of the van. Are those Bills footprints?


Why is everything spinning so fast?

WHAT HAPPENED?

Posted by: Clamydia Thundershart at January 18, 2018 04:33 PM (ymnmz)

44 Better Don dotard than Hillary bollard.

Posted by: Dr. Remote Viewing at January 18, 2018 04:33 PM (bc2Lc)

45

Gupta sells his soul. Another and another and another.

During that public presser with the Doctor, he specifically said "better than men his age."

It's like a pre-school playground over there. Eating dirt, throwing sand, throwing pooh, and droopy diapers.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 04:33 PM (fceHP)

46 Has Gupta diagnosed Nancy's dementia yet?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 04:33 PM (YV+SU)

47 43. WHERE"S MY SERVICE ANIMAL?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 04:33 PM (fA1SL)

48 We need to have an urgent national conversation about Mike Pence's health, and CNN will be looking more closely at his medical background. For now, a question to think about: Why is Mike Pence so frightened of women?


Posted by: Dr. Sanjay Gupta at January 18, 2018 04:33 PM (LISuA)

49 Doctor Detroit diagnosis.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 04:33 PM (IqV8l)

50 This is just not fair.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 18, 2018 04:30 PM (fuK7c)

I know right?

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at January 18, 2018 04:33 PM (czkHE)

51 Hi Everybody. Boy that Donald Trump is pretty sick.

...Dr. Nick...

Posted by: Bruce at January 18, 2018 04:34 PM (8ikIW)

52 I think I saw Gupta in this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtEbM34CCo4

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2018 04:34 PM (EyPfd)

53 "24 It was really hot that day, a balmy 75 degrees. People were collapsing left and right."


Poor Peter Daou really tried to argue that the collapse was caused by the sweltering heat. Even other libs were laughing at him.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2018 04:34 PM (OD2ni)

54 Really, I do get more exercise than most people think. You ever count a billion dollars? Try it sometime.

Posted by: Teh Donald at January 18, 2018 04:34 PM (398bZ)

55 I'm sure someone will provide her with a supply of pruno.
Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2018 04:30 PM


Rumor has it that bluebell has an excellent recipe, which she neglected to submit to The Cookbook.

Perhaps this is intended as the lead incentive for acquisition of Vol II?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2018 04:34 PM (ctuyM)

56
I hear Nancy Palsi eats cherry-topped turds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 04:34 PM (mbhDw)

57 Why would you even want to be President if you weren't going to get to grope the help?! Stay in the business world where it's so much easier and expected, Hillary!

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 04:35 PM (EaQ6/)

58 i hope cnn and this doc go down in flames

Posted by: concrete girl at January 18, 2018 04:35 PM (C6eZV)

59 >> I want the cool kids to like me, but I hate Trump. I've always hated Trump.


How do you like his results, so far?

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 04:35 PM (AioXw)

60 47 43. WHERE"S MY SERVICE ANIMAL?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 04:33 PM (fA1SL)


"Phrasing!!!!"

- - Richard Gere, Jerry Penacoli

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 04:35 PM (mbhDw)

61 IS the Secret Service required to catch a falling candidate? I'm actually surprised that they did catch her. I would have loved seeing her do a faceplant and then having to cover it with gobs of makeup.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 04:35 PM (YV+SU)

62 My 12 year old nephew would call these people ass-clowns.

Then flip them the bird.

I learned him well.


Posted by: dananjcon at January 18, 2018 04:35 PM (xqfqx)

63 Two shithole gerbils for dinner is called a Sanjay.

I like mine with "brown" curry sauce.

Posted by: Richard Gere at January 18, 2018 04:35 PM (3BFzK)

64 The unfairness of it all burns like a white hot sun.

How can that, that Barbarian be possessed of money and health when her royal specialness has to grub and grift every penny and it's KILLING her!!

Makes me very happy.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at January 18, 2018 04:35 PM (UrmUm)

65 Gupta has never stared at goats. Screwed them sure, but never stared at them.

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2018 04:35 PM (gbWkA)

66 What amuses me is Whoopi Goldberg speculating on Trump's weight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 04:35 PM (c/EDo)

67

Gonna crack my knuckles and jump through hoops, yeah
Got a clean bill of health from Sanjay Gupta.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 04:35 PM (IqV8l)

68 Really, I do get more exercise than most people think. You ever count a billion dollars? Try it sometime.
Posted by: Teh Donald

Like Scrooge McDuck, he swims in it.

Posted by: Bruce at January 18, 2018 04:36 PM (8ikIW)

69 >>WHERE"S MY SERVICE ANIMAL?


In Hawaii, with Bill.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 04:36 PM (AioXw)

70 67 Gonna crack my knuckles and jump through hoops, yeah
Got a clean bill of health from Sanjay Gupta.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 04:35 PM (IqV8l)


"Steppin' in to CNN,
Yay Gupta..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

71 42. DIET cokes

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 04:36 PM (hMwEB)

72 I had forgotten Hillary's meat wagon, er, black ambulance. That is a tricked out mini-skilled nursing home on wheels.

Posted by: Lester at January 18, 2018 04:36 PM (LfJIn)

73 I hear Nancy Palsi eats cherry-topped turds.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 04:34 PM


But only organic, free-range turds, straight from the streets of San Francisco.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2018 04:36 PM (ctuyM)

74 61 IS the Secret Service required to catch a falling candidate? I'm actually surprised that they did catch her. I would have loved seeing her do a faceplant and then having to cover it with gobs of makeup.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 04:35 PM (YV+SU)

I don't think I ever saw it, but didn't some people think the 'Hillary' that spoke to reporters after this event was just a look-a-like?

If true, they would have just trotted that one out again.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 18, 2018 04:37 PM (72PAC)

75

Doctor doctor makin up news

He's got a bad case of healthy Trump blues

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 18, 2018 04:37 PM (lKyWE)

76 So what's it take for the AMA to censure this call center doc?

Posted by: BluesFish at January 18, 2018 04:37 PM (nZBw+)

77 >>What amuses me is Whoopi Goldberg speculating on Trump's weight.



Don't be cruel.

Teeth are way more dense than gums.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 04:37 PM (AioXw)

78 69
>>WHERE"S MY SERVICE ANIMAL?





In Hawaii, with Bill.

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 04:36 PM (AioXw)


golf clap

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 18, 2018 04:37 PM (ymnmz)

79 Dr. Eric Stratten > Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 04:37 PM (QLvwG)

80 Sanjay Gupta and CNN. Malpractice is what we do best.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 18, 2018 04:37 PM (MnkFD)

81 Hey Gupta!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtEbM34CCo4

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2018 04:37 PM (EyPfd)

82 67

Gonna crack my knuckles and jump through hoops, yeah
Got a clean bill of health from Sanjay Gupta.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 04:35 PM (IqV8l)


A Quinn-Martin Production...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 04:37 PM (mbhDw)

83 "Gonna crack my knuckles and jump through hoops, yeah
Got a clean bill of health from Sanjay Gupta.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. "


Herbert!!

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2018 04:37 PM (OD2ni)

84 Gupta's no Lysenko.

Oh, wait, he is.

Posted by: CNN at January 18, 2018 04:37 PM (oVJmc)

85 59 >> I want the cool kids to like me, but I hate Trump. I've always hated Trump.


I'm with you brother. I absolutely hate it when he makes the media eat shit. but love trumps hate so whacha gonna do?

Posted by: x at January 18, 2018 04:37 PM (nFwvY)

86 Look at Bill Clinton after they switched him iver to "healthy" food - he looks like a walking corpse

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 04:37 PM (hMwEB)

87 How do you like his results, so far?


A lot. I'm suffering sever cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 18, 2018 04:37 PM (fuK7c)

88 Political cartoon-Repeat

Media reacts to Trump's health:

https://tinyurl.com/ycy9lyrw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2018 04:38 PM (8+Ozj)

89
"Doctor my thighs have clenched the ears,
of Huma's head and she is my beard..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 04:38 PM (mbhDw)

90 52 I think I saw Gupta in this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LBWyTqKZ0vo

Posted by: fluffy at January 18, 2018 04:38 PM (cHbmY)

91 Joe Scarborough sez Trump's (and Obama's former) doctor is a "shameful, sycophant and political hack."

While he was spewing that nonsense, low-IQ Mika was on her cellphone, looking at something, and said the medical report didn't even look like the doctor had written it.

Trump has truly caused those two nitwits to lose what's left of their tiny minds.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

92 74 61 IS the Secret Service required to catch a falling candidate?
____________________________________

No. It is not in their job description and they have not been certified to do so.

They should immediately file an out-of-title work grievance.

And ask their employer to pay for the hernia operation.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 18, 2018 04:38 PM (MnkFD)

93 As my grandfather would have said, 'Sanjay Gupta? I shit on his beard!'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 04:39 PM (fA1SL)

94 87
How do you like his results, so far?



A lot. I'm suffering sever cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 18, 2018 04:37 PM (fuK7c)
Surrender, Dorothy. It's only going to get better.

Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2018 04:39 PM (14URa)

95 Advances in telemedicine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 04:39 PM (vz7kZ)

96 73 I hear Nancy Palsi eats cherry-topped turds.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 04:34 PM

But only organic, free-range turds, straight from the streets of San Francisco.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 18, 2018 04:36 PM (ctuyM)


THIS... is the Quinn-Martin Production.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 04:39 PM (mbhDw)

97 Has Gupta diagnosed Nancy's dementia yet?
Posted by: Puddin Head
---------------

Hillary's barking, coughing, misspeaking?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 04:39 PM (c/EDo)

98 >>A lot. I'm suffering sever cognitive dissonance.


Your Schadenboner betrays you.


Come to the Dark Side, young Bandersnatch.

Join me.

Embrace the Winning.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Evil Forehead Merkin at January 18, 2018 04:39 PM (AioXw)

99 Given the size of Hillary's ankles she should be worm food by now.

Gin and Tonic truly is the great elixir.

Posted by: dananjcon at January 18, 2018 04:40 PM (xqfqx)

100 "Trump has truly caused those two nitwits to lose what's left of their tiny minds."

YOUR MINDS! YOUR TINY, TINY MINDS!

Posted by: Plan Nine from Outer Space at January 18, 2018 04:40 PM (398bZ)

101 Look at Bill Clinton after they switched him iver to "healthy" food - he looks like a walking corpse

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 04:37 PM (hMwEB)


Princess Chelsea put him on a vegan diet, and yes, he looks like death.

She's also the genius who convinced the Beast to wear her hair long and stringy for a time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 04:40 PM (ptqGC)

102 "A lot. I'm suffering sever cognitive dissonance."



Shit...He wasn't my first choice, but he was my last choice.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2018 04:40 PM (EyPfd)

103
A Quinn-Martin Production...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


In COLOR!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 04:40 PM (IqV8l)

104 Hillary's barking, coughing, misspeaking?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 04:39 PM (c/EDo)
And don't forget that weird eyeball thing. Even Rand kept his mouth shut about that.

Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2018 04:40 PM (14URa)

105 Jamesons; not Parkinsons. Too much hair of the dog too early. Then she tossed her cookies and they tossed her.

Posted by: David Santacroce at January 18, 2018 04:40 PM (Zkc/a)

106 Hey, I watched 'Into the Wild' last night and am still angry that the kid was such a dumb shit. Who the fuck wanders into the Alaska tundra with absolutely no hunting, trapping or survival skills and no fucking coms? A fucking Emory grad, that's who.

Did Hollywood actually see something in the story that was good and redeeming?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 04:40 PM (YV+SU)

107 Ace, the Daily Caller reporter's last name is Hasson. Peter J. Hasson.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2018 04:41 PM (kNasr)

108 The vast right-wing conspiracy has colluded with the Russian oligarchs to drive the market to all-time highs. Thank you, Jesus!

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 04:41 PM (EaQ6/)

109 I'm waiting for the definitive prognosis from Bill Nye.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 04:41 PM (vz7kZ)

110 2 Down Goes Hillary!
Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 04:25 PM (AioXw)

and just 20 years ago, it was Down Goes Monica.

Posted by: Roy at January 18, 2018 04:41 PM (7n4KQ)

111 105. Kuru. The science is settled.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 04:41 PM (fA1SL)

112 He doesn't have the gravitas that we bring to the show every day.

Posted by: Elmo at January 18, 2018 04:41 PM (326rv)

113 it's not Hill falling over like a wounded boar that bothers me.

It's all the friggin' vodka she guzzles.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 18, 2018 04:41 PM (ZM2xo)

114 Don't tell Gupta but I have terrible farts after eating at Taco Bell. It's probably my rotten heart but some say its my rotten ass.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 04:42 PM (YV+SU)

115 Since we are now over 100, the House has released a transcript of Glenn Simpson's testimony before the House Intel Committee.

Enjoy.

https://tinyurl.com/yctp985f

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 04:42 PM (/tuJf)

116 Nanzi Palsi likes the new Ben Jerrys new flavor of ice cream Cherry Lassie which is dog turds with maraschino cherries.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 18, 2018 04:42 PM (3BFzK)

117 107 Ace, the Daily Caller reporter's last name is Hasson. Peter J. Hasson.
_____________________________________



HASSON CHOP!

Posted by: Ali Baba Bunny at January 18, 2018 04:42 PM (MnkFD)

118 I actually did all the interior glass work in the then brand new WebMD in Newport Beach, it was a small operation.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 18, 2018 04:42 PM (6Ll1u)

119 Ace, we can haz thread mocking Chris Cuomo for mansplaining to Ronna McDaniel?

Pretty please?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 04:43 PM (ptqGC)

120 Jackson has a lot more at stake than Gupta. For that reason alone I'd trust his diagnosis more. Of course Gupta could be more knowledgeable but I'd think being personal physician to the President has to be a pretty high bar.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 04:43 PM (/qEW2)

121 Frontpage Magazine has an article with a picture of Mika and Joe and the title-"The Soviet Style push to declare Trump mentally ill." If they can't get that they'll work on another medical angle and trash Trump's doctor in the process.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2018 04:43 PM (8+Ozj)

122
Trump has truly caused those two nitwits to lose what's left of their tiny minds.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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If it weren't for White Privilege, Al Sharpton would have their spot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 04:43 PM (w1zJX)

123 "This? Not troubling at all." -Ace

How quickly you forget. That's Hillary "powering through", like all mothers have to when they're sick because of patriarchy.

Posted by: MSM at January 18, 2018 04:43 PM (1CNin)

124 Sanjay Poopta.

*laughs like an imbecile*

Posted by: CNN at January 18, 2018 04:43 PM (oVJmc)

125 somewhere there is a slo-mo version of Hillary, and iirc it highlights her foot, which never moves, just gets drug along the pavement as she is thrown in the Scooby Van like a slab of beef (or pork).

and we know she threw a shoe in the process.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2018 04:43 PM (otAqJ)

126 The only time that you cough like that is when you have hit the bong really hard just before you go on stage. Trust me.

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 04:43 PM (EaQ6/)

127 71 and President Trump is healthier than I am(at 29), Life is just not fair.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 18, 2018 04:43 PM (0OmEj)

128 Next step for Dr. Gupta after CNN asks him to depart and return no more: writing generic boner pill 'prescriptions' in a Bombay call center for all the overseas pharmacies.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 04:43 PM (QLvwG)

129 Mean mean Ace.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 04:43 PM (QQ+il)

130 Look on the bright side.


Trump has the useful idiots who loved obamacare suddenly interested in quality of health care.

Posted by: Blue Hen at January 18, 2018 04:43 PM (326rv)

131 Because I enjoyed the meme from yesterday:

Dr Who > Dr Gupta

Posted by: LizLem at January 18, 2018 04:43 PM (hvf9s)

132 115
Since we are now over 100, the House has released a transcript of Glenn Simpson's testimony before the House Intel Committee.



Enjoy.



https://tinyurl.com/yctp985f

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 04:42 PM (/tuJf)
They're subpoenaing the Simpsons now? smh
P.S. Link doesn't work.

Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2018 04:43 PM (14URa)

133 Flailing around like a marlin on the deck of pitching ship and being tossed into an SUV like a side of beef, with a stick in between your teeth? "Totes A-OK!! Well crack my knuckles and jump for joy - I got a clean bill of health from Dr. McCoy!"

https://tinyurl.com/z6qfpkd

Calcium levels just below mid line for a man his age? OMGOMGOMGOMG The President is gonna die !! Impeach him immediately!! Eleventy!! Herbert, Herbert, Herbert!

https://tinyurl.com/jck6txf

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 18, 2018 04:44 PM (Fb9aZ)

134 128 Next step for Dr. Gupta after CNN asks him to depart and return no more: writing generic boner pill 'prescriptions' in a Bombay call center for all the overseas pharmacies.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 04:43 PM (QLvwG)


So. Dr. Bombay.

Bernard Fox weeps.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 04:44 PM (mbhDw)

135 17 I'd be embarrassed if I were this doctor.

I mean, seriously, dude, don't you have some professional pride in yourself? Do you really want to be known as the "gun for hire" over at the failing CNN who is just there to help them goose their ratings? Especially by putting your professionalism on the line by giving remote second opinions contrary to what his primary care physician and the govt's doctor have both said?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 18, 2018 04:28 PM (F5+ro)

I've encountered plenty of doctors who are willing to be "expert medical witnesses" for whichever side of a lawsuit pays them more.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 18, 2018 04:44 PM (mynhJ)

136 Life is just not fair.

_______________________________

Again with the "F" word. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 18, 2018 04:44 PM (MnkFD)

137 and we know she threw a shoe in the process.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2018 04:43 PM (otAqJ)


Surprising. I'd have thought Chelsea would be one more likely to throw a shoe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 04:44 PM (vz7kZ)

138 Enjoy.



https://tinyurl.com/yctp985f

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 04:42 PM (/tuJf)


Linky no worky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 04:45 PM (ptqGC)

139 137. Naahh.....hers are nailed on.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 04:45 PM (fA1SL)

140 If somebody ever does some analysis on me, the truth of how very sick her highness is will be shocking.

Posted by: Hillary Clintons Depends Diaper at January 18, 2018 04:45 PM (3BFzK)

141 A fucking Emory grad, that's who.
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Where the girls are girls, and the boys are too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 04:46 PM (w1zJX)

142 BREAKING NEWS: Ted Kennedy is powering through.

Posted by: This Is CNN at January 18, 2018 04:46 PM (398bZ)

143 Males over 55 often get a cardiac analysis that has the probability of a heart attack over a given time period that could be from 10 years outward.
This is used to determine if Statin and/or various cholesterol reducing drugs are prescribed as well as other necessary medications.
Gupta has diminished his credibility in a big way. First, he is not a Cardiologist, nor is the attending MD, and he only has access to data and test results that have been made public.
Heart Disease can be perceived by the general public quite differently than by a medical professional with the conext of test results.
The last organization one can ever expect to provide context, let alone honest, accurate context is CNN.
Gupta is an attention whore here and serving his CNN masters to flog another narrative that is not accurate,

Posted by: standfast24 at January 18, 2018 04:46 PM (PNFIr)

144 106 Hey, I watched 'Into the Wild' last night and am still angry that the kid was such a dumb shit. Who the fuck wanders into the Alaska tundra with absolutely no hunting, trapping or survival skills and no fucking coms? A fucking Emory grad, that's who. "

Yeah, that was idiocy on a near -Treadwell scale. (The stupidity that got to me was the scene at the beginning where he burned all his money - and then he had to do shit like work at McDonalds because the world wasn't gonna give him money for his trip. Shit, you spoiled brat - give the money to a rescue mission or something if you don't want it. )

Yeah, we all do dumbass things when we're young. Do dumbass things when you're camping in Alaska and you'll pay for it.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 18, 2018 04:46 PM (ZM2xo)

145 These people are fucking idiots. The signs they are talking about are not "heart disease." They are indicators that are often present in people who actually have heart disease. Honestly, this is unbelievable. What was Lincoln's dictum about keeping your mouth shut again?

Posted by: Caliban at January 18, 2018 04:46 PM (QE8X6)

146 Trump should mail him some stool

Posted by: x at January 18, 2018 04:46 PM (nFwvY)

147 Dr. Kynes > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 04:46 PM (AioXw)

148 I am beyond being able to take any of these....bozos seriously.

CNN, the Caddyshack News Network, where they are "concerned" about a white box truck blocking their view of Donald Trump playing golf at Mar-el-Lago.
Where Sanjay Gupta, MD, feels he MUST contradict the President's personal physician.
Where Joe Scarborough must reveal himself to be a mis-informed idiot daily.
Where that drunken mick Chris Matthews got a thrill up his leg from Obama, and has not been sober in 10 years.

Is any of this real?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 18, 2018 04:46 PM (vcOmj)

149 I have to admit that I somewhat share Bander's opinion. Its not hate for me, but I'm not thrilled with the "salesman in chief" persona that is Trump. But the JEFs "dumb but arrogant college perfessor so don't argue with him if you want to pass the course" was 1000 times worse. And I can't argue with success. I roll my eyes at all the "this is going to be a YUGE gift" etc from Trump but it seems like the voting public and even more-so the fools in DC need that sales pitch, in simple, easy language, to be convinced to vote for, or do the correct things.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 18, 2018 04:46 PM (eASYU)

150 I, personally, prefer the aircraft boarding to the limo boarding. Much better face-plant. ... but she's the picture of health!

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 04:47 PM (EaQ6/)

151 Surprising. I'd have thought Chelsea would be one more likely to throw a shoe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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That's not funny.

Posted by: John Kerry at January 18, 2018 04:47 PM (w1zJX)

152 >>P.S. Link doesn't work.

It works. I'm reading the transcript right now. Server is probably overloaded.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 04:47 PM (/tuJf)

153 147. Dr. Yueh > Dr Gupta

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 04:47 PM (fA1SL)

154 Gupta has diminished his credibility in a big way. First, he is not a Cardiologist, nor is the attending MD, and he only has access to data and test results that have been made public.
Heart Disease can be perceived by the general public quite differently than by a medical professional with the conext of test results

We can certify that he did stay here often.....But only for an hour.

Posted by: Holiday Inn Express at January 18, 2018 04:47 PM (326rv)

155 Why would I trust a remote Doctor diagnosis when I only trust about 25% of what my sawbones tells me face to face??

Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 04:47 PM (zSVEm)

156 I'm no victim, just sayin that I would trade my health situation at the young age of 29 with a 71 yo man who seems to be in good health.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 18, 2018 04:48 PM (0OmEj)

157 Bollard > Dr Gupta


I would laugh if Gupta dies soon.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 04:48 PM (+lOpA)

158 we need a diagnosis from dr. bombay from bewitched

Posted by: concrete girl at January 18, 2018 04:48 PM (C6eZV)

159 Posted by: standfast24 at January 18, 2018 04:46 PM (PNFIr)

I've spoken to several doctors about Gupta and they all agree he should have kept his damn mouth shut.

The AMA should rebuke him or something - but I doubt they will.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 18, 2018 04:48 PM (ZM2xo)

160 Is Dr. Gupta connected to Deepak Chopra somehow??

Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 04:48 PM (zSVEm)

161 Dr. Feelgood > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: garrett at January 18, 2018 04:48 PM (AioXw)

162 Dr Zaius > Dr Gupta

Has his own theme song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2E1m90YSpA

Posted by: LizLem at January 18, 2018 04:49 PM (hvf9s)

163 I*ll play!
Dr. Leonard *He*s dead Jim* McCoy > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2018 04:49 PM (gbWkA)

164 We can certify that he did stay here often.....But only for an hour.
Posted by: Holiday Inn Express at January 18, 2018 04:47 PM (326rv)

I see you round up.

Posted by: Holiday Inn Hooker at January 18, 2018 04:49 PM (72PAC)

165 "That's not funny."

Preach it!

Posted by: S.J. Parker at January 18, 2018 04:49 PM (EyPfd)

166 Ted Kennedy did swimming though, so you would expect him to do well in a sandwich situation.

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 04:49 PM (EaQ6/)

167 That video of Skanckles getting tossed into the SUV like a sack of potatoes never gets old!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 18, 2018 04:49 PM (5Yee7)

168 Dr. Dre > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 18, 2018 04:49 PM (mynhJ)

169 here's a slo-mo of Hillary, watch the foot drag.
also can hear and see the metal object fall, some suggest an epi-pen.

of course the media was non-stop covering up Hillary's health issues, but with vibrant Trump they make up crap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZl9j580tM

Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2018 04:49 PM (otAqJ)

170 "Peter J. Hanson fact-checked Gupta's claims (Note: Gupta is a neurosurgeon, not a cardiologist, and should probably avoid attempting to overrule someone's personal doctor using a fairly esoteric test)."

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If Gupta were my neurosurgeon I would look for another doctor. He is an unserious person.

Posted by: Decaf at January 18, 2018 04:49 PM (/3+Sg)

171 I think this Gupta guy might be just makin' shit up.

Posted by: Miss Cleo at January 18, 2018 04:49 PM (398bZ)

172 Sooo, Gupta's thinks he's Carnac the Magnificent now?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 04:50 PM (tRaq7)

173
Yeah, that was idiocy on a near -Treadwell scale. (The stupidity that got to me was the scene at the beginning where he burned all his money - and then he had to do shit like work at McDonalds because the world wasn't gonna give him money for his trip. Shit, you spoiled brat - give the money to a rescue mission or something if you don't want it. )

Yeah, we all do dumbass things when we're young. Do dumbass things when you're camping in Alaska and you'll pay for it.
-------------------------
The thing that kept puzzling me was how did that fucking bus get on a hill in the middle of nowhere? Obviously, it either drove in or was dragged in. Which means there was some sign of a road or trail to do that. This kid was a fucking idiot. Just follow the fucking trail and see where it leads. Jesus - megaton levels of stupid.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 04:50 PM (YV+SU)

174 Any Dr. from Ramparts>Dr. Gupta

Posted by: dantesed at January 18, 2018 04:50 PM (88xKn)

175 Well, if you can't trust a TV Doctor from CNN, who exactly can you trust?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2018 04:51 PM (EyPfd)

176 I was asked if Obama had AIDS. I always said 'anything butt.'

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 18, 2018 04:51 PM (bc2Lc)

177 Dr Satan > Dr Gupta
Dr Otto von Schnik > Dr Gupta
Billy Witchdoctor > Dr Gupta
Dr Weird > Dr Gupta

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 04:51 PM (fA1SL)

178 If Gupta were my neurosurgeon I would look for another doctor. He is an unserious person.
Posted by: Decaf at January 18, 2018 04:49 PM (/3+Sg)


He's worse than that. He's a doctor basically wish-casting death on someone he doesn't like.

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 04:51 PM (+lOpA)

179 I would laugh if Gupta dies soon.
Posted by: eleven
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All it take would be a visit by Obama.

Posted by: String of dead businesses at January 18, 2018 04:51 PM (cp1if)

180 Jesus - megaton levels of stupid.

Sorry, we only use the Kohn scale around here.

Posted by: pep at January 18, 2018 04:52 PM (LAe3v)

181 Did we ever figure out who the large black guy was who was always taking care of Hillary?
Was he her Witch Doctor?

Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 04:52 PM (/01mw)

182 So Allysin of CNN finds Trump's health "troubling". I thought they would be overjoyed seeing as how much they hate him.

My guess is what they find "troubling" is his good health.

Posted by: Decaf at January 18, 2018 04:52 PM (/3+Sg)

183 That Hill vid always gives me the glads. of course those poor schmucks who had to toss her fat ass into the van still have back problems.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 04:52 PM (4CCz5)

184 Gupta must be a great doctor. he's always on TV.

Posted by: x at January 18, 2018 04:52 PM (nFwvY)

185 Dr. Gupta would make a hell of a product name. Dr. Gupta's easy to swallow hemorrhoid ointment, for example.

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 04:52 PM (EaQ6/)

186 134 So. Dr. Bombay.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 04:44 PM

Speaking of which...Huma! Dr. Sapphire Bombay is overdue for his nightly housecall, IYKWIM!

Posted by: Hillary! at January 18, 2018 04:52 PM (1CNin)

187 Turns out that predicting death is very hard. Who knew?

Posted by: zombie Miss Cleo at January 18, 2018 04:52 PM (326rv)

188 Dr. Ruth > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: dananjcon at January 18, 2018 04:52 PM (xqfqx)

189 Dr. Gupta, your powers are weak! - Carnac the Magnificent

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2018 04:52 PM (gbWkA)

190 The thing that kept puzzling me was how did that fucking bus get on a hill in the middle of nowhere? Obviously, it either drove in or was dragged in. Which means there was some sign of a road or trail to do that. This kid was a fucking idiot. Just follow the fucking trail and see where it leads. Jesus - megaton levels of stupid.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 04:50 PM (YV+SU)

Remember the part when he tried to cross the river at the end but the current was too strong? Apparently he was half a mile away from a point where he could have crossed, which he would have known if his dumb ass had thought to bring a map.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at January 18, 2018 04:52 PM (mynhJ)

191 181
Did we ever figure out who the large black guy was who was always taking care of Hillary?

Was he her Witch Doctor?



Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 04:52 PM (/01mw)
I haven't seen or heard of him since Trump stole the presidency from her that fateful November night. I was always so curious about him, too.

Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2018 04:52 PM (14URa)

192 Well, if you can't trust a TV Doctor from CNN, who exactly can you trust?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Dr. Marcus Welby, MD.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2018 04:52 PM (dSqvH)

193 Dr Seuss > Dr Gupta

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2018 04:53 PM (Sfs6o)

194 I still love the one of the Beast face-planting on the plane. Those metal floors must hurt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

195 187 Turns out that predicting death is very hard. Who knew?
-----------------------
Not if you have a gun.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 04:53 PM (YV+SU)

196 Gupta is to medical practice as Kneel Grassy Tyson is to science.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 04:53 PM (cp1if)

197 Dr. Scholl > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

198 I am watching the hillary toss like a sock of taters and drinkin titos

Life is good

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2018 04:53 PM (BtQd4)

199 191: it was dr. dre.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 18, 2018 04:53 PM (KP5rU)

200 Dr. Josef Heiter > Dr. Gupta


google it


Posted by: dananjcon at January 18, 2018 04:53 PM (xqfqx)

201 Dr. Gaius Baltar > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 04:53 PM (hMwEB)

202 Trump should mail him some stool

Posted by: x at January 18, 2018 04:46 PM (nFwvY)




I guffawed. Now my chest hurts.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 04:53 PM (QQ+il)

203 Dr Bronner > Dr Gupta

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 04:54 PM (fA1SL)

204 Dr. Beeper > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2018 04:54 PM (OD2ni)

205 Remember who directed "Into the Wild."

Sean Penn.

He loves all that anti-materialist, hippie-dippy, I'm communing with nature shit.* The Venezuelans sure are communing with nature right now, thanks to his bud Chavez.

*Of course, he loves when other people do it. He's not moving out of his mansion anytime soon although he was glad to help bail New Orleans out with a plastic cup.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 18, 2018 04:54 PM (ZM2xo)

206 having a seizure is not funny!

*hic*

*shart*

Posted by: Hillarys fat ass at January 18, 2018 04:54 PM (4CCz5)

207 Dr. Marcus Welby, MD.
------------------------------
Didn't Welby's partner end up marrying Barbara Streisand? That's plenty of reason not to trust him.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 04:54 PM (YV+SU)

208 194 I still love the one of the Beast face-planting on the plane. Those metal floors must hurt.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

not near enuf

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2018 04:54 PM (BtQd4)

209 Dr. Marcus Welby, MD.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2018 04:52 PM (dSqvH)

Reminds me of an old MAD parody:
Makeus Sickby, MD.
But an even funnier one was "Miracle Center".

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 18, 2018 04:54 PM (wtvvX)

210 You all have heart disease.

It came to me in a dream

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 04:54 PM (LV3VM)

211 I presume Dr. Livingston > Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 04:54 PM (QLvwG)

212 Dr Pepper > Dr Gupta

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 04:54 PM (fA1SL)

213 Turns out that predicting death is very hard. Who knew?
-----------------------
Not if you have a gun.
Posted by: Puddin Head
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I aim to kill you in one minute, Ned Pepper.

Posted by: Rooster Cogburn at January 18, 2018 04:54 PM (5OO3x)

214 Dr WeaselDog > Dr Gupta

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2018 04:54 PM (Sfs6o)

215 I thought the strangest thing at the press conference was the question if Trump wore dentures. I mean really? Even if he had crappy teeth, he's a billionaire, he'd get implants. I agree with whichever moron said the WH Press Corp is where the media sends their slow children.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 18, 2018 04:54 PM (RfzVr)

216 I'm waiting for the opinion of Doctor Juan Williams.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 04:55 PM (IqV8l)

217 Zombie Dr. Kevorkian > Dr Gupta

Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2018 04:55 PM (14URa)

218 Look at Bill Clinton after they switched him iver to "healthy" food - he looks like a walking corpse
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 04:37 PM (hMwEB)


Didn't he do that at the insistence of his dullard daughter? Slick has already outlived my prediction, thanks to Big Pharma and constant Secret Service protection.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 18, 2018 04:55 PM (y7DUB)

219 Dr. Beeper > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2018 04:54 PM (OD2ni)

Dr. Octopus > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 18, 2018 04:55 PM (wtvvX)

220 There's a pediatrician friend of ours who runs every damned day. He was running past our house when I came home a while ago, and looks like skeletor.

Several hard core runners in this area have died from massive heart attacks while running.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 04:55 PM (ptqGC)

221 Dr. Bunsen Honeydew > Dr. Gupta.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 04:55 PM (tRaq7)

222 216 I'm waiting for the opinion of Doctor Juan Williams.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 04:55 PM (IqV8l)


He's wan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 04:55 PM (mbhDw)

223 I have numbers on my lottery ticket that must mean I won the lottery

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 04:55 PM (faO7j)

224 18
CNN: "Doctor, did you finger Mr. Trumps prostate? Can you describe it to us? Did it seem swollen?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 04:28 PM (w1zJX)

Did you sniff your fingers?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2018 04:55 PM (BtQd4)

225 Every day, they get more and more stupid.


Just think, in a few more years it'll be, "Donald Trump is really an alien from another galaxy like that bug dude in Men In Black and here's the PROOF!!!!"

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 18, 2018 04:55 PM (/o9Qk)

226 Dr Seuss > Dr Gupta
Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2018 04:53 PM (Sfs6o)
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Oh YES. So is Dr. Zhivago.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2018 04:55 PM (kNasr)

227 205

Of course, he loves when other people do it. He's not moving out of his mansion anytime soon although he was glad to help bail New Orleans out with a plastic cup.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 18, 2018 04:54 PM (ZM2xo)

Sean Penn... saw a picture of the guy of WZ.... looks like a homeless alcoholic...

Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 04:55 PM (zSVEm)

228 Dr. Christian *is it safe* Szell > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2018 04:55 PM (gbWkA)

229 Dr. Doolittle > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 04:56 PM (wmcC8)

230 Dr. Jill Biden > Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 04:56 PM (vz7kZ)

231 I aim to kill you in one minute, Ned Pepper.

Posted by: Rooster Cogburn


I call that big talk for a one-eyed fat man!

Posted by: Ned Pepper at January 18, 2018 04:56 PM (LAe3v)

232 Using the results of Trump's medical exam from Dr. Jackson, The Daily Caller calculated Trump's risk of heart attack or similar heart disease. According to that algorithm, Trump's risk from heart attack or other coronary heart disease is just 4.1 percent each year for the next 10 years.

=======

"In other words, a 41% chance!

See, I was right." -- Dr. Gupta

Posted by: ShainS at January 18, 2018 04:56 PM (utdZo)

233 Dr. Detroit > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 18, 2018 04:56 PM (wtvvX)

234 The thing that kept puzzling me was how did that fucking bus get on a hill in the middle of nowhere? Obviously, it either drove in or was dragged in. Which means there was some sign of a road or trail to do that. This kid was a fucking idiot. Just follow the fucking trail and see where it leads. Jesus - megaton levels of stupid.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 04:50 PM (YV+SU)

I read the book. It was close to a trail and he was only 5 or 6 miles from a park ranger's station. He was in Denali.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 18, 2018 04:56 PM (ZM2xo)

235 18
CNN: "Doctor, did you finger Mr. Trumps prostate? Can you describe it to us? Did it seem swollen?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 04:28 PM (w1zJX)

Which knuckle? Was he tight?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2018 04:56 PM (BtQd4)

236 205 Remember who directed "Into the Wild."

Sean Penn.
-----------------------
I missed that. Now everything makes sense. Jeebus an idiot is attracted to other idiots. Shoulda known.

Best movie this week was 7 Psychopaths. Funny as hell.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 04:56 PM (YV+SU)

237 My arm usually gets tired, swinging the whip I mean, but for some reason with Hillary I just feel energized after every lash. The guy who is supposed to be counting, he's has gone home for supper.

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 04:56 PM (EaQ6/)

238 Where is that GIF of Trump tee'ing off, and smacking Hillary into AF1?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2018 04:56 PM (EyPfd)

239 193 Dr Seuss > Dr Gupta
Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2018 04:53 PM (Sfs6o)


Alan Seus > Dr. Gupta.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 04:56 PM (mbhDw)

240 I guffawed. Now my chest hurts.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 18, 2018 04:53 PM (QQ+il)

Hows your cholesterol?

Posted by: PDT - care about your health, have a pepsi! at January 18, 2018 04:56 PM (4CCz5)

241 "Hey, I watched 'Into the Wild' last night and am still angry that the
kid was such a dumb shit. Who the fuck wanders into the Alaska tundra
with absolutely no hunting, trapping or survival skills and no fucking
coms? A fucking Emory grad, that's who. "


It was very hard to feel bad for the young man made a series of very bad decisions that lead to his death. Don't screw with nature, it is not a warm fuzzy baby seal.

I also read the
portrayal of his supposed demanding, controlling parents was highly
exaggerated, so he is even more ungrateful than he seems in the movie.

Posted by: Ripley at January 18, 2018 04:57 PM (MxEKc)

242 Dr. Vinnie Boombatz > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 18, 2018 04:57 PM (wtvvX)

243 Didn't he do that at the insistence of his dullard
daughter? Slick has already outlived my prediction, thanks to Big
Pharma and constant Secret Service protection.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 18, 2018 04:55 PM (y7DUB)


Dr. Chelsea Clinton put him on a vegan diet. She could be trying to kill him to get even for Monica.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 04:57 PM (ptqGC)

244 Turns out that predicting death is very hard. Who knew?

-----------------------

Not if you have a gun.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 04:53 PM (YV+SU)


Eye-talian actuaries are so skilled that not only can they tell you how many guys in a certain age range will die each year, they can give you their names and addresses!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 04:57 PM (QLvwG)

245 Seeing that video gives me a schadenboner as hard as that bollard. The one that Hillary sits her saggy ass on...schaden still here, but boner gone!

Posted by: That guy at January 18, 2018 04:57 PM (1CNin)

246 The doctors fussed over me, and I decided to humor them. Then they humored me. FML.

Posted by: zombie Pres. G. Washington at January 18, 2018 04:57 PM (326rv)

247 Just think, in a few more years it'll be, "Donald Trump is really an
alien from another galaxy like that bug dude in Men In Black and here's
the PROOF!!!!"


So you're saying that's not Trump, it's a bug in a Trump suit?

Posted by: pep at January 18, 2018 04:57 PM (LAe3v)

248 Ah, but they've just admitted Trump HAS a heart!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 04:57 PM (vz7kZ)

249

Doctor Smith > Doctor Sanjay Gupta

Oh, the pain
Oh, the shame

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 04:57 PM (IqV8l)

250 It was close to a trail and he was only 5 or 6 miles from a park ranger's station. He was in Denali.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 18, 2018 04:56 PM (ZM2xo

But when you're out there without a map or a compass....yeah, stupid.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 18, 2018 04:57 PM (ZM2xo)

251 anyone planning to watch The Alienist on tnt?
I never read the book

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 04:57 PM (hMwEB)

252 214 Dr WeaselDog > Dr Gupta
Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2018 04:54 PM (Sfs6o)


Well, Dr. WeaselDog is darn loveable.
He's a good assistant too.

Posted by: Dr. Doolittle at January 18, 2018 04:58 PM (wmcC8)

253 Dr. Gupta just might not be a real doctor.

Posted by: Dr. Vinnie Boombatz at January 18, 2018 04:58 PM (398bZ)

254 Dr. Zaius > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 04:58 PM (faO7j)

255 Has this morphed into Trump LYING about his health yet?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 18, 2018 04:58 PM (W/SyC)

256 LMAO! Stop it...I'm dyin' here!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 04:58 PM (4CCz5)

257 Dr. Nick Riviera> Dr. Gooptahh

Hi, everybody!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 18, 2018 04:58 PM (sGSvK)

258 Just the punch line: "The judge told him."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 04:58 PM (vz7kZ)

259 Where is that GIF of Trump tee'ing off, and smacking Hillary into AF1?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2018 04:56 PM (EyPfd)
--------

Oh my. I never saw that, although I wish I had.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2018 04:58 PM (kNasr)

260 249

Doctor Smith > Doctor Sanjay Gupta

Oh, the pain
Oh, the shame
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 04:57 PM (IqV8l)


Doctor Smith to Gupta: "Silence, ninny!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 04:58 PM (mbhDw)

261 News flash: We're all gonna die.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 04:58 PM (ptqGC)

262 Trump may not have killed thousands of people with his tax cuts, but he DID make them go insane...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 18, 2018 04:58 PM (wtvvX)

263
I read the book. It was close to a trail and he was only 5 or 6 miles from a park ranger's station. He was in Denali.
----------------------
Again, even if you are a remarkable woodsman you don't do the wild without a com plan. Best woodsmen in the world break a leg now and again. And then your fucking dead.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 04:58 PM (YV+SU)

264 Look at Bill Clinton after they switched him iver to "healthy" food - he looks like a walking corpse
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 04:37 PM (hMwEB)


Beelzebub is just waiting to collect the souls he purchased decades ago. Both the Clintons are in poor health.

Beelzebub is watching and thinking, "Soon....I'm gonna pull the plug any day, now."

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (5Yee7)

265 251
anyone planning to watch The Alienist on tnt?
I never read the book
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 04:57 PM (hMwEB)

Dunno... incidentally, Dakota Fanning is not aging well....

Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (zSVEm)

266 The benevolent Dr. Cocteau > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (gbWkA)

267 I hereby diagnose Sanjay Gupta with acute diarrhea of the mouth.

Posted by: Doctor Rockter at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (iys0/)

268 DOCTOR Amy F***ing Bishop > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (ptqGC)

269 214 Weasel's dog is a doctor?
Impressive!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (hMwEB)

270 254 Dr. Zaius > Dr. Gupta
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 04:58 PM (faO7j)


At least Zira's nipples were hairless. As for the rest of her body...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (mbhDw)

271 Dr. Elizabeth Clay* > Dr. Sanjay Gupta


Girl had entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (OD2ni)

272 DOCTOR Amy Bishop = DOCTOR Sanjay Goopta

Posted by: CNN at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (oVJmc)

273 109 I'm waiting for the definitive prognosis from Bill Nye.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 04:41 PM (vz7kZ)

Industrial Disease (aka Global Warming)

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (BtQd4)

274 I wonder how neurologist or neurosurgeon Sanjay would feel about a podiatrist cutting into his skull.

My favorite neurologist story - My daughter had petit mal epilepsy as a child. The only neurologist in town was this old guy in his 70's. Dr. Ronald MacDonald.

Posted by: GregV61 at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (+5nuR)

275 Willowed:


I want somebody to explain to me why Article IV Section 1 of the Constitution - which requires states to
recognize each other's drivers licenses - does NOT require them to
recognize each other's Concealed Carry Licenses. And yes, I already know
about the "Because Shut Up - Prole" clause only the anti-gun bigots in the
government seem to be able to find in the Constitution.

Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (7zXVZ)

276 I wouldn't let Gupta cut my nails. These people are so desperate and pathetic in their attempts.
This is like the "Psychiatrists" that claim to know that Trump is mentally unfit for office yet have never seen him once.

Posted by: Cheri at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (oiNtH)

277 257. Dr Nick -'It's my good friend Mr Gregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.!'

Dr Zoidberg > Dr Gupta

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (fA1SL)

278 266 The benevolent Dr. Cocteau > Dr. Gupta
Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (gbWkA)


Read that as Cocktoast'n...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (mbhDw)

279 Dr. Amy Bishop ~ Dr. Sanjay Gupta

At least when she predicted someone was gonna die, she was right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 18, 2018 05:00 PM (vz7kZ)

280 Dr. Bombay > Dr Gupta

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2018 05:00 PM (Sfs6o)

281 Beelzebub is just waiting to collect the souls he purchased decades ago. Both the Clintons are in poor health.



Beelzebub is watching and thinking, "Soon....I'm gonna pull the plug any day, now."

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (5Yee7)
It would be churlish of him to take Hillary before she gets to see who the Dems nominate for '20. I want her to have that experience.

Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2018 05:00 PM (14URa)

282 I read the book. It was close to a trail and he was only 5 or 6 miles from a park ranger's station. He was in Denali.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 18, 2018 04:56 PM (ZM2xo)

I didn't read the book, or view the movie, nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn Express, but I am going to pronounce this a 'self-correcting phenomenon'.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 05:00 PM (8iiMU)

283 Dr. Moreau > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:00 PM (ptqGC)

284 'Oh my. I never saw that, although I wish I had. "

Now we REALLY need to find it.

For you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2018 05:00 PM (EyPfd)

285 274 I wonder how neurologist or neurosurgeon Sanjay would feel about a podiatrist cutting into his skull.

My favorite neurologist story - My daughter had petit mal epilepsy as a child. The only neurologist in town was this old guy in his 70's. Dr. Ronald MacDonald.
Posted by: GregV61 at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (+5nuR


He gave her a Happy Marl?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

286 The Abominable Dr. Phibes > Dr. Gupta.

Even after he rose again...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 18, 2018 05:00 PM (wtvvX)

287 I was under the impression that things like heart disease, obesity, and promiscuous sex didn't matter any more because the repeal of net neutrality killed everyone.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 05:00 PM (LV3VM)

288 Dr. Moreau > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 05:00 PM (faO7j)

289 Dr. Moreau made up less shit than Dr. Gupta.

Posted by: CNN at January 18, 2018 05:01 PM (oVJmc)

290 Hmm...the Sean Penn thing threw me off because I thought Werner Herzog did "Into the Wild". Herzog did the Treadwell movie, "Grizzly Man".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 18, 2018 05:01 PM (fuK7c)

291 Dr. Quincy, M.E. > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2018 05:01 PM (OD2ni)

292 Best movie this week was 7 Psychopaths. Funny as hell.

I see your movie and raise you one: The House on Skull Mountain. Watched that on the one of the hospital movie channels over the weekend when I was there.

It's so bad it's funny. No plot to get in the way of the story. Zombie-fu.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 05:01 PM (tRaq7)

293 144
106 Hey, I watched 'Into the Wild' last night and am still angry that
the kid was such a dumb shit. Who the fuck wanders into the Alaska
tundra with absolutely no hunting, trapping or survival skills and no
fucking coms? A fucking Emory grad, that's who. "



Yeah, that was idiocy on a near -Treadwell scale. (The stupidity
that got to me was the scene at the beginning where he burned all his
money - and then he had to do shit like work at McDonalds because the
world wasn't gonna give him money for his trip. Shit, you spoiled brat
- give the money to a rescue mission or something if you don't want it.
)



Yeah, we all do dumbass things when we're young. Do dumbass things when you're camping in Alaska and you'll pay for it.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 18, 2018 04:46 PM (ZM2xo)

****
I read the book - It is absolutely heartbreaking in a way despite the stupidity. You do feel for the stupid kid. But, yes, Stupid.
Never, ever f*ck around with the wild. Treat going into it with the utmost of seriousness. Similar to going out to sea. Be prepared to handle all contingencies BUT also be prepared to, and have the ability to, call/signal for help in many different ways.
And if you go into the wild in Alaska? Read and re re-read To Build a Fire - by London. If that doesn't put you in the right frame of mind - and/or stop you from going at all - then you are a functional retard and may deserve what happens to you.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 18, 2018 05:01 PM (Fb9aZ)

294 Calling Dr. Love >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 05:01 PM (LV3VM)

295 -
If you just wander around like an idiot, you are going to die.
Moose out front should have told you.


Posted by: Park Ranger at January 18, 2018 05:01 PM (pMGkg)

296
No love for Dr. Dudley?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:01 PM (mbhDw)

297 Dr. Koothrapali > Dr. Gupta...

Posted by: kraken at January 18, 2018 05:01 PM (zSVEm)

298 153 147. Dr. Yueh > Dr Gupta
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 04:47 PM (fA1SL)


I broke his Imperial conditioning.

Posted by: Baron Vladimir Harkonnen at January 18, 2018 05:01 PM (NWiLs)

299
Or Dr. Bellows?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:01 PM (mbhDw)

300 Found it!

https://twitter.com/Fuctupmind/status/908163011793358848

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2018 05:02 PM (EyPfd)

301 The wild will try, and usually succeed, in killing you if you get careless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:02 PM (ptqGC)

302 Dr Demento > Dr Gupta

Posted by: cfo mom at January 18, 2018 05:02 PM (RfzVr)

303 Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard > Doctor Sanjay Gupta

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2018 05:02 PM (oVJmc)

304
Or Dr. Melnitz?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:02 PM (mbhDw)

305
Here's the thing. Gupta is a neurosurgeon, and by all accounts a pretty damned good one. While he was reporting on the early part of the Iraq War, he dropped the microphone and saved at least one if not more Americans with critical brain injuries on the battlefield.

That's what makes this so mind-numbingly awful. He's not stupid. He PERFECTLY understands the difference between making a direct diagnosis vs making a SWAG
diagnosis based on what little has been released. He KNOWS that this report is shit, yet he did it anyway.

He's an unethical, Donk shill asshole. And he really doesn't care if he gets called on it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2018 05:02 PM (eXA4G)

306 Funny they did not diagnose Bush Jr as have a cardio problem. Bush had a coronary stent put in in 2013 after a test showed possible blockage.
( actually probably unnecessary since he had no symptoms and studies show these stents probably make no difference)

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 18, 2018 05:02 PM (3QAtO)

307 Dr. Gupta's face cream; especially good for covering blemishes caused by airplane floors.

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 05:02 PM (EaQ6/)

308 Doc Adams would prescribe meat. he damn sure wouldn't pray to it.

Posted by: x at January 18, 2018 05:02 PM (nFwvY)

309 Actually, Gupta might be better than Cocteau - that guy wa a dick - Dennis Leary

Posted by: Archer at January 18, 2018 05:02 PM (gbWkA)

310 Australia will kill you just for shits and giggles.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

311

lulz

Juan, Trump's Fake News list not diverse enough...

he did a funny

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 18, 2018 05:03 PM (fceHP)

312 On a serious note I'm still convinced that statins f'ing killed my Dad years before his time. He started losing muscle mass and declined mentally fairly dramatically after that. I spoke to his MDs who were totally numbers-by-the-book. Only when he was very far in decline did anyone agree with me that perhaps we shouldn't be aiming for the 20 year heart plaque optimization but instead try to optimize the vigor of a man over 85 for maybe a few more years.

No one lives forever, and Big Pharma has done many positive, even miraculous things, but there is sometimes just a huge conflict of interest that gets a lot of people "treated" who would be better off with fewer medications.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 18, 2018 05:03 PM (W/SyC)

313 Think of all the hexes and spells that have been cast against Trump since his election by liberal neopagans. And yet he's still healthy.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 05:03 PM (/qEW2)

314 https://twitter.com/Fuctupmind/status/908163011793358848
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2018 05:02 PM (EyPfd)
-----------

You are a prince among men. Thank you. I wish I could set that as my wallpaper.

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2018 05:03 PM (kNasr)

315 Doc Marten's > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 05:03 PM (fA1SL)

316 I love the fact that a ruling body that has the approval rating of the clap is trying to muscle Trump

Posted by: sofa saver at January 18, 2018 05:03 PM (4u7kU)

317 Poor Juan. Bless his heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

318 274 I wonder how neurologist or neurosurgeon Sanjay would feel about a podiatrist cutting into his skull.

My favorite neurologist story - My daughter had petit mal epilepsy as a child. The only neurologist in town was this old guy in his 70's. Dr. Ronald MacDonald.
Posted by: GregV61 at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (+5nuR)

Did he have a dollar menu?

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 05:03 PM (NWiLs)

319 290
Hmm...the Sean Penn thing threw me off because I thought Werner Herzog
did "Into the Wild". Herzog did the Treadwell movie, "Grizzly Man".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 18, 2018 05:01 PM (fuK7c)

***
Herzog did the Treadwell Documentary.

And the Faux documentary of the making of Tropic Thunder, done in Herzog's Treadwell documentary style, is almost funnier than Tropic Thunder itself - which I actually only liked a little when I first saw it ~ but which I like a lot now.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 18, 2018 05:03 PM (Fb9aZ)

320 Dr benway > Dr Gupta

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 05:04 PM (fA1SL)

321
I see your movie and raise you one: The House on Skull Mountain. Watched that on the one of the hospital movie channels over the weekend when I was there.

It's so bad it's funny. No plot to get in the way of the story. Zombie-fu.
-----------------------------
Looks interesting in a bad movie sort of way. Did you ever see House on Haunted Hill? Its and oldie but a goodie.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 05:04 PM (YV+SU)

322 Doctor Victor Von Doom >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dr. Sanjay Von Goopta

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2018 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

323 Dr. Gupta's lubricant; good for when you really, really need to pull your head out of your ass!

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 05:04 PM (EaQ6/)

324 Doc Mcstuffins > Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Posted by: Disney at January 18, 2018 05:05 PM (3hlDb)

325 Dr. Doolittle > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 18, 2018 05:05 PM (wtvvX)

326 I suppose Dr. Gupta chimed in on HRC too, right? I mean, he's had a lot of opportunity to armchair diagnosis with her. And Bill. Where was he on Bill?

It's the double standard that makes me livid.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 05:05 PM (wmcC8)

327
All this from a network (the size of a mediocre college radio station) that obsessed about a white van blocking its view.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:05 PM (mbhDw)

328 291
Dr. Quincy, M.E. > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 18, 2018 05:01 PM (OD2ni)

***
Dr. Detroit > Dr. Quincy, M.E. > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 18, 2018 05:05 PM (Fb9aZ)

329 Has anyone asked Dr. Gupta what his diagnosis of Hillary's brain freezes is?

Posted by: An Observation at January 18, 2018 05:06 PM (7zXVZ)

330 The other LOL moment in "Into the Wild" was when the kid managed to shoot an elk with a bow and arrow, but didn't know how to field dress it. I am not a hunter, but even I know the important thing is to remove the guts from the body and make sure you don't cut into them and get shit in the meat, but instead, here's the kid, following handwritten notes and skinning and sawing off the legs first.

Then he buries the meat and then finds its full of maggots. I mean, wouldn't you go out hunting with an experienced hunter at least a few times to see how it's done instead of killing something and then being all "shit what do I do now?"

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 18, 2018 05:06 PM (ZM2xo)

331 Who the fuck wanders into the Alaska tundra with absolutely no hunting, trapping or survival skills and no fucking coms? A fucking Emory grad, that's who. "


Hey hey hey. Emory is proud to have educated such brilliant minds as Toure and the Indigo Girls.

Posted by: wooga at January 18, 2018 05:06 PM (gGlcw)

332 Doc Marten's > Dr. Gupta


Doc Watson > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2018 05:06 PM (dSqvH)

333 Dr. Bob Hartley > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 05:06 PM (faO7j)

334 Dr. Chelsea Clinton put him on a vegan diet. She could be trying to kill him to get even for Monica.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 04:57 PM (ptqGC)


Once my wife covered an event at the local college she worked at where they had The Omen come to shill for Mommy Dearest's 2008 campaign. First of all hardly any students showed up but one of those that did broke with Crime Family Foundation protocol and asked how uncomfortable family dinners were after Monica. Amazingly the kid wasn't immediately ventilated with Secret Service Arkancide hollowpoints but the First Perpetual Child got one of those thundercloud pouty faces and they shut the question session down.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 18, 2018 05:06 PM (y7DUB)

335 The APA told Bandy Lee, psychology professor/pr0nstar to STFU (indirectly, but still). I wonder if any other professional organizations will step up and tell their constituents to can it with the armchair diagnosis bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 05:06 PM (NWiLs)

336 Has anyone asked Dr. Gupta what his diagnosis of Hillary's brain freezes is?

"She cares too much."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2018 05:06 PM (oVJmc)

337 t would be churlish of him to take Hillary before she gets to see who the Dems nominate for '20. I want her to have that experience.
Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2018 05:00 PM (14URa)


Too true, LOL.

How are you holding up with your move to the Arctic tundra (i.e., Indianapolis)? The last couple of weeks have been rather frosty here in SW Ohio with the 5-11 degree F temperatures. Definitely a big change from California weather!!!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 18, 2018 05:07 PM (5Yee7)

338 My favorite neurologist story - My daughter had petit mal epilepsy as a child. The only neurologist in town was this old guy in his 70's. Dr. Ronald MacDonald.
Posted by: GregV61 at January 18, 2018 04:59 PM (+5nuR)



I hope he didn't supersize your bill.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 05:07 PM (wmcC8)

339 333 Dr. Bob Hartley > Dr. Gupta
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 05:06 PM (faO7j)


Side note:

Peter Bonerz must've had it rough as a kid in school with that name.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:07 PM (mbhDw)

340 Oh geeze, we're back on the 'Dr.xxx >Dr. Gupta' meme.

Posted by: Dr. Enuf at January 18, 2018 05:07 PM (w1zJX)

341 Husband FINALLY got a flight out to Arkansas. Only took four times trying to get to ATL to connect.

He called me from the Savannah airport pissed because he had his Delta boarding pass on his iPhone and it had disappeared by the time he arrived at the airport.

I just hope his meeting with the new client goes well. Will mean hiring another new employee.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:07 PM (ptqGC)

342 6 years ago former carter administration democratic pollster and presidential adviser pat caddell labeled the msm as a fundamental threat to democracy and an enemy of the american people

some might even say the #1 enemy of the american people

when whatever were all sensing is about to happen eventually happens-be it civil war societal collapse or whatever-the msm would be well advised to think twice before they try to show up on the sidelines of all hell breaking loose with their press credentials and their cameras and their microphones thinking they will be treated as neutral innocent bystanders just there reporting on it

whatever happens they will have been totally complicit and will be treated as such-meaning as old institutions are being burnt to the ground to make way for the new they too will absolutely be caught up in the maelstrom and face their comeuppance

some people will call it revenge or reprisals-some people will call it just desserts...reaping what you sow as they say

some people will just call it a great day in america

im not calling for it and i hope it doesnt happen but unfortunately i think most of us would agree that some type of cataclysmic event is almost inevitable at this point

may cooler heads prevail and may God bless and God save the USA




Posted by: sound awake at January 18, 2018 05:08 PM (1BlOx)

343 Dr Meoff
Dr Jack Meoff

Dr Hieman
Dr Buster Hieman

Dr Quest
Dr Zin

Dr No
Dr Noah

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2018 05:08 PM (BtQd4)

344 I hope that someday they tell us who really broke Bill's kneecap. I'd like to buy them a drink.

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 05:08 PM (EaQ6/)

345 I can't believe you people fell so easily for the Hillary robotic doppelganger gag.

It only took a blink-of-a-moment, but Hillary actually dashed off to save the world like Batman while her stunt double was loaded into the Van of Deception.

Posted by: Fritz at January 18, 2018 05:08 PM (bJ0w+)

346 336 Has anyone asked Dr. Gupta what his diagnosis of Hillary's brain freezes is?

"She cares too much."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2018 05:06 PM (oVJmc)


She couldn't handle two scoops that cold.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:08 PM (mbhDw)

347 *ahem*

Posted by: Shithole meme (why are you ignoring me?) at January 18, 2018 05:08 PM (W/SyC)

348 Trump needs more exercise in his regimen. I recommend wax on. Wax off.

Posted by: Dr. Zog at January 18, 2018 05:08 PM (/qEW2)

349 Dr. No >>>>> Dr. Sunjay Gooooopta.


Posted by: Bond, James Bond at January 18, 2018 05:08 PM (8iiMU)

350 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 18, 2018 05:03 PM (/qEW2)

Because God is gracious and probably because there are a lot more more faithful Christians and Jews and people of god will in other religions praying for him than Witches praying against him.

I thought that it was considered in bad form for Witches to wish harm on people?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2018 05:08 PM (8+Ozj)

351 The only neurologist in town was this old guy in his 70's. Dr. Ronald MacDonald.
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I knew a guy named Joe Blow. Seriously.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 05:08 PM (nBBdT)

352 Based on his cock-gobbling stats, I have calculated that Obama has AIDS. And by "has," I mean a greater-than-zero likelihood that he will become infected with AIDS at some time over the next 50 years. Which basically means that he already has it, since he's on an unavoidable trajectory to get it.

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 05:08 PM (42M22)

353 Who the fuck wanders into the Alaska tundra with absolutely no hunting, trapping or survival skills and no fucking coms? A fucking Emory grad, that's who. "


Geez. I carry three guns, two knives & three different ways to start fire just walking across the pasture to the pond to fish.
In Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2018 05:08 PM (dSqvH)

354 Dr Mengele > Gupta.

Posted by: Dr Pepper at January 18, 2018 05:09 PM (bc2Lc)

355 Dr Hook > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2018 05:09 PM (BtQd4)

356 Dr. Puff-n-Stuff > Dr. Gupta

Uh-huh. He was too a doctor.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 05:09 PM (wmcC8)

357 I used a time machine to bring back a news article from the New Clintonia Worker's Herald in the year 2038. It reads as follows:

*****
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Jimmy Zukunft, June 8, 2038, East Obamia, CA

Aaaaaaah! Aah! Aaaah! AAAAAH! aaaaaAAAAAHHHHhhhhh! AH!

continued on p. 6

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2018 05:09 PM (T28di)

358 Dr. Bob Hartley > Dr. Gupta
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 05:06 PM (faO7j)
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Dr. Phil Newman > Dr. Gupta

(remember what a jerk he was?)

Posted by: bluebell at January 18, 2018 05:09 PM (kNasr)

359 Dr. Miguelito Loveless > Dr Gupta

Mmmmm... fond memories of Robert Conrad

Posted by: cfo mom at January 18, 2018 05:09 PM (RfzVr)

360 341 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:07 PM (ptqGC)

He should've posed as Dr. Gupta with an emergency Whitewater-ectomy in Little Rock.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:09 PM (mbhDw)

361 Thompson Twins's "Doctor! Doctor!" > "Dr." Gupta

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 18, 2018 05:10 PM (/o9Qk)

362 >>>I read the book - It is absolutely heartbreaking in a way despite the stupidity. You do feel for the stupid kid. But, yes, Stupid.
Never, ever f*ck around with the wild. Treat going into it with the utmost of seriousness. Similar to going out to sea. Be prepared to handle all contingencies BUT also be prepared to, and have the ability to, call/signal for help in many different ways.

His sister wrote a book a couple years ago.
I used to enjoy goofing on him, but her story made me wonder. Just sad all around.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 05:10 PM (c4bbn)

363 358 Dr. Bob Hartley > Dr. Gupta
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 05:06 PM (faO7j)
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Nina Hartley > Dr. Bob Hartley > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 05:10 PM (NWiLs)

364 What are they ( CNN) charging per 'visit'?

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2018 05:10 PM (aC6Sd)

365 Congratulations, America! You're on Candid Camera!

We set CNN up to be a fake news network years ago, but everyone finally caught on. We partly apologize for making it so silly, but it was just too much fun.

Stay tuned because after the commercial, we're going to show you how we replaced half the US Senate with felons under house arrest and almost no one could tell the difference.

Posted by: Allen Funt at January 18, 2018 05:10 PM (H8S+R)

366 I think she broke the fukn bollard!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2018 05:10 PM (BtQd4)

367
Lying in the gutter, she persisted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 05:10 PM (nBBdT)

368 Dr Kildare > Dr Fupa

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 18, 2018 05:10 PM (6Ll1u)

369 Here's the thing. Gupta is a neurosurgeon, and by all accounts a pretty damned good one. While he was reporting on the early part of the Iraq War, he dropped the microphone and saved at least one if not more Americans with critical brain injuries on the battlefield.

I used to have a kid here in MA drive my rig down to TX to make deliveries. He couldn't understand why the Stateys in TN would give him a ticket when he was going 85 mph when most of the time he was driving around 65 mph. You don't average out the bad with the good. Bad is bad. AHB,AWB

Posted by: sofa saver at January 18, 2018 05:10 PM (4u7kU)

370 Hillary's handler was a former Secret Service agent named Todd Madison.

Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 05:11 PM (/01mw)

371
Meme Mixing:

If Sanjay Gupta is the Surgeon General of your country, you might just be living in a shit-hole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:11 PM (mbhDw)

372 Read and re re-read To Build a Fire - by London. If that doesn't put you in the right frame of mind - and/or stop you from going at all - then you are a functional retard and may deserve what happens to you.
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In the opening scenes they show a stack of books in his dorm room with a London book in the mix. I get that he was horny to try the wild but he was so utterly stupid in how he went about it.

The other scene that pissed me off was him throwing away the moose meat cuz maggots. Take the meat into the water, wash the fucking maggots off, cut away obvious spoiled meat and cook the fucking rest and eat it. Jeebus the whole movie pissed me off. The wife kept asking me why I was angry and I kept telling her he's fucking idiot.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 05:11 PM (YV+SU)

373 Dr. Howard Dean = Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2018 05:11 PM (oVJmc)

374 I knew a guy named Joe Blow. Seriously.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 05:08 PM (nBBdT)


Are you sure this wasn't just your nickname for him?

I keed. I keed.
Don't taze me.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 05:11 PM (wmcC8)

375 It is my diagnosis that Dr. Gupta is a media whore with either a real or feigned case of TDS.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 05:11 PM (NWiLs)

376 370 Hillary's handler was a former Secret Service agent named Todd Madison.
Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 05:11 PM (/01mw)


Codename: Ashley.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:11 PM (mbhDw)

377 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:07 PM (ptqGC)



He should've posed as Dr. Gupta with an emergency Whitewater-ectomy in Little Rock.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:09 PM (mbhDw)


He gets to fly into the Bill and the Beast Airport. I asked him where he was staying and told him to be sure and request any room Bill hadn't "slept" in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:11 PM (ptqGC)

378 256 LMAO! Stop it...I'm dyin' here!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 04:58 PM (4CCz5)

--------------

You're dying? Again? We've been over this. Hot steel and maxi pads.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2018 05:11 PM (gC2IV)

379 The only time I saw Gupta operate his patient died. Therefore I'd say he's a lousy surgeon. And a crappy cardiologist too. I remember when chocolate Jesus floated the idea of making this guy surgeon general.

Posted by: Drc at January 18, 2018 05:11 PM (vbaSG)

380 If i gave a group of psychiatrists the background of an anonymous person and said this person was abandoned by his father. Made to move to a third world foreign country with his mother and new step dad where only a few years later he was sent away by his mother to be raised by his grandparents while the mother kept his new half sister.

These psychiatrists would be falling over each other to provide a list of expected mental and emotional issues that this person would develop.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 18, 2018 05:11 PM (3QAtO)

381 312 I believe that
Statins are terrible
and some researchers are starting to think that cholesterol is actually part of a repair process in response to inflammation
lowering it with meds doesn't fix the inflammation

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 05:12 PM (hMwEB)

382 Dr Yes > Dr No

Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 05:12 PM (+lOpA)

383 Dr. Phil Newman > Dr. Gupta

(remember what a jerk he was?)
Posted by: bluebell
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(ahem)

Posted by: Dr. Smith at January 18, 2018 05:12 PM (nBBdT)

384 Your average frontier barber > Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 18, 2018 05:12 PM (QLvwG)

385 Here's the thing. Gupta is a neurosurgeon, and by all accounts a pretty damned good one.

Krugman won a Nobel, too, but he can't economic for shit.

Both of them sold out intellectual honesty for dogma, so they could be famous and feted.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2018 05:12 PM (oVJmc)

386 Witch Doctor from Skull Island > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 05:12 PM (EaQ6/)

387 382 Dr Yes > Dr No
Posted by: eleven at January 18, 2018 05:12 PM (+lOpA)


"Jawol! Oui! Da! Si!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:12 PM (mbhDw)

388 I notice that Trump didn't have to wait for 45 days to see Dr. Sanjay. Got in immediately. Trumpcare, gotta luv it

Posted by: sofa saver at January 18, 2018 05:13 PM (4u7kU)

389 These things must be left to the experts.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at January 18, 2018 05:13 PM (nBBdT)

390 Dr Yes > Dr No


I find that hard to believe. I don't know what Dr. Yes is, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't have Ursula Andress's cameltoe.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 18, 2018 05:13 PM (fuK7c)

391 My husband asked me to pick up some good martini olives at the store today.

By golly, I believe I'll have a cocktail right now with a blue cheese olive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

392 Legal Insurection- Judiciary committee has advanced 17 judicial nominees

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2018 05:13 PM (aC6Sd)

393 I notice Dr. Gupta and the MSM are still incurious about Pelosi's current health. If anyone I loved was stammering and cloudy like that I would be taking to the doctor's ASAP. But I'm just a deplorable, not a Columbia school of Journalism qualified questioner of health and mental fitness, so....

Posted by: Lizzy at January 18, 2018 05:13 PM (W+vEI)

394 How are you holding up with your move to the Arctic
tundra (i.e., Indianapolis)? The last couple of weeks have been rather
frosty here in SW Ohio with the 5-11 degree F temperatures. Definitely a
big change from California weather!!!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 18, 2018 05:07 PM (5Yee7)
It's a challenge. Just trying not to do a Jack Torrance. I don't go out much. Although, and this is weird, I really like shoveling the driveway!

Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2018 05:13 PM (14URa)

395 30 If you listen to the side effects list of any TV drug ad it sounds bad, I once thought about doing testing for cash but came to my senses.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 18, 2018 04:30 PM (6Ll1u)

**spontaneous human combustion**

**projectile diarrhea**

**early onset dementia**

**anal leakage**

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 05:14 PM (7UW64)

396 Drc - Good reminder - shows how shallow and stupid Obama was

Posted by: GregV61 at January 18, 2018 05:14 PM (FLpne)

397 Dr. Quacky McQuackerson what never had a license to practice to begin with > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 18, 2018 05:14 PM (faO7j)

398
Hahahaha:

Fake News Joke half-defunct magazine Newsweek:

"Is Trump's Doctor Okay?"


They are fake-questioning the health/sanity/veracity of Dr Ronnie Jackson!

I shit you not.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at January 18, 2018 05:14 PM (Be/0p)

399 Hot steel and maxi pads.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2018 05:11 PM (gC2IV)

(Isn't that a Tori Amos album?)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2018 05:14 PM (T28di)

400 Dr Richard Drew
a real doctor and hero that democrats killed

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 18, 2018 05:14 PM (BtQd4)

401 Random medicine man Barry gave a shout-out to after Ft. Hood > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

402 381 312 I believe that
Statins are terrible
and some researchers are starting to think that cholesterol is actually part of a repair process in response to inflammation
lowering it with meds doesn't fix the inflammation
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 05:12 PM (hMwEB)


Years ago, my old doctor, who was not a pill pusher by any stretch, said they should be putting statins in drinking water. Except for the small percentage whose livers react to it adversely, he said it could prevent heart disease, alzheimers and even some forms of cancer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:14 PM (mbhDw)

403 relatively easy to address if he increases the dose of his cholesterol-lowering medication

Man ... these doctors think that everyone should be medicated in some way. It's really annoying.

and makes necessary lifestyle changes," he wrote.

Aha! I bet one of those "necessary lifestyle changes" is relieving stress by resigning the Presidency.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 18, 2018 05:14 PM (8gDQu)

404 "Mmmmm... fond memories of Robert Conrad"

MeTV has Wild Wild West on in the afternoon.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 18, 2018 05:14 PM (EyPfd)

405 Doc Holiday > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Zombie Jesse James at January 18, 2018 05:15 PM (wmcC8)

406 I'm surprised he didn't consider Doogie Howser

Posted by: GregV61 at January 18, 2018 05:15 PM (FLpne)

407 I am pretty confident, based on my analysis of Trump's test results, that he suffers from fin rot.

Posted by: Veterinarian Proctologist at January 18, 2018 05:15 PM (CcNKy)

408 This is bad. I don't want to keep saying this because I want the cool kids to like me, but I hate Trump. I've always hated Trump.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 18, 2018 04:30 PM (fuK7c)


It's okay. Those of us who saw our factories and jobs disappear after our Senate went along with Bill Clinton and gave the Chinese the keys to our manufacturing economy around Y2K know that the MSM wasn't really altogether that concerned, certainly not concerned enough to mention it to you on the evening news. Nor was George of the Bush the younger being strung by the short hairs as 60,000 factories and around 5,000,000 folks lost their manufacturing jobs.

But you can't be displeased with us for enacting revenge. Is he perfect? Hell no. A little strange? Sure. Good enough? Yeah, much better than good enough.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 18, 2018 05:15 PM (2FqvZ)

409
By golly, I believe I'll have a cocktail right now with a blue cheese olive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:13 PM (

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Party at Jane's house!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2018 05:15 PM (gC2IV)

410 The "Into the Wild" character irritated me so much - I had a hard time feeling sorry for him. I did a lot of camping and hiking back in the day, although I was in Arizona so it was mostly desert and canyon camping. Still, the heat of summer can kill you just as dead as the cold, if you don't take time to learn what you're dealing with and take proper precautions.

Indians lived their entire lives in the desert, all seasons, without dropping dead. It can be done, but not by an idiot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2018 05:15 PM (k1TUh)

411 My husband asked me to pick up some good martini olives at the store today.

By golly, I believe I'll have a cocktail right now with a blue cheese olive.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

Not shaken, not stirred,just left outside for 30 seconds.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 18, 2018 05:15 PM (Jj+59)

412
I can tell when someone is about to die, just by looking at them.

Posted by: Dr. Jack Kevorkian at January 18, 2018 05:15 PM (w1zJX)

413 Both of them sold out intellectual honesty for dogma, so they could be famous and feted.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2018 05:12 PM (oVJmc)

famous and fetid

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 18, 2018 05:15 PM (8iiMU)

414 390 Dr Yes > Dr No


I find that hard to believe. I don't know what Dr. Yes is, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't have Ursula Andress's cameltoe.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 18, 2018 05:13 PM (fuK7c)


An episode of "Get Smart."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:15 PM (mbhDw)

415 I think Dr, Ben Carson should tell Dt, Gupta to knock it off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2018 05:15 PM (8+Ozj)

416 @381
The other reality is that research is just better at defining easily measurable outcomes. So if you have a drug that reduces chance of a heart attack or stroke from 2% per year to 1% per year, you've "cut risk of adverse event" in half. If 10% of those people go on to develop a subtle degradation in quality of life, not so easy to look for or measure in a study.
I'd call it the quantitative bias, but it's real, and basically another reason to respect the unknown unknowns so to speak.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 18, 2018 05:15 PM (W/SyC)

417 Dr. Hook > Dr. Gupta.

Seriously, has Dr. Gupta ever been on the cover of the Rolling Stone? Huh? HUH???

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 05:15 PM (42M22)

418 Timothy Treadwell = Democrat voters
Grizzly Bear= Democrat politicians

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 18, 2018 05:15 PM (3QAtO)

419 399 Hot steel and maxi pads.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 18, 2018 05:11 PM (gC2IV)

(Isn't that a Tori Amos album?)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2018 05:14 PM (T28di)

L7

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 05:16 PM (NWiLs)

420 Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr > Dr. Sajhay Ghuhppptahhh

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 18, 2018 05:16 PM (oVJmc)

421 The wild will try, and usually succeed, in killing you if you get careless.

Nature: Claws, fangs and venom.

Me: Fingernails, teeth and saliva.

This is why I always packed when I went camping, regardless of location. I'm not allowing the NPS to determine my chances of survival in the wild.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 05:16 PM (tRaq7)

422 I dare CNN to compare/contrast Obama *or* Hillary with Trump vis-a-vis the same data from each.

I'll bet $100 that Trump is statistically far less likely to have a debilitating attack/condition over the next 10 years than Obama and likely better than Hillary's given her apparent other health issues.

Obama smokes like a chimney and drinks. Hillary *drinks* and given *kankles* is technically obese. Trump does not drink or smoke.

Posted by: DrDeano at January 18, 2018 05:16 PM (cpXpH)

423 >>>Think of all the hexes and spells that have been cast against Trump since his election by liberal neopagans.<<<

Do we have access to hidden video from a remote forest setting of their wailing and lamentations? Cause that would be totes awesome.

Posted by: Fritz at January 18, 2018 05:16 PM (bJ0w+)

424 Dr. Johnny Fever > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 18, 2018 05:16 PM (NWiLs)

425
Geez. I carry three guns, two knives & three different ways to start fire just walking across the pasture to the pond to fish.
In Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2018 05:08 PM (dSqvH)







Sounds like how I rig up for Wal-Mart.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2018 05:17 PM (eXA4G)

426 370 Hillary's handler was a former Secret Service agent named Todd Madison.

Posted by: ALH at January 18, 2018 05:11 PM (/01mw)

Ewwwww! He TOUCHED HER???

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 05:17 PM (7UW64)

427
Has anyone asked Dr. Gupta what his diagnosis of Hillary's brain freezes is?

We were told that Obama stuttered occasionally because his mouth could not keep up with his hyper speed brain.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 18, 2018 05:17 PM (IqV8l)

428 Dr Strangelove

Posted by: Weasel at January 18, 2018 05:17 PM (Sfs6o)

429
Dr. Teeth (and the Electric Mayhem) > etc...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:17 PM (mbhDw)

430 Nood. Not first.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 18, 2018 05:17 PM (4CCz5)

431 Not shaken, not stirred,just left outside for 30 seconds.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 18, 2018 05:15 PM (Jj+59)


This. It's getting down below freezing again tonight. It will be 70 on Monday. Finally.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 18, 2018 05:17 PM (ptqGC)

432 Dr. Peter Venkman >>>>> Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 18, 2018 05:17 PM (1CNin)

433 I'm no doctor, but I will diagnose CNN with a severe case of chronic butthurt. No cure is currently known.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 18, 2018 05:17 PM (/o9Qk)

434 Then he buries the meat and then finds its full of maggots. I mean, wouldn't you go out hunting with an experienced hunter at least a few times to see how it's done instead of killing something and then being all "shit what do I do now?"
------------------------------
Its like you or me deciding to snow ski and jumping on the advanced slope for our first try. Yea, we both be fucked up.

The moose thing was spectacular stupidity. There was enough meat there to feed him all summer and then some. All he had to do was server the haunches and leave the rest. Keep the fur on until you can butcher it and cook or dry smoke it. My guess is his best path would have been to cut into strips and smoke/cook it like jerky.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 05:17 PM (YV+SU)

435 They taught Sanjay and me at Hollywood Upstairs Medical College that one measures cholesterol by rubbing your forehead against a sheet of paper and observe how transparent it becomes. I can't believe my classmate missed that one.

Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at January 18, 2018 05:18 PM (H8S+R)

436 and we know she threw a shoe in the process.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 18, 2018 04:43 PM


It can happen to the best of us.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at January 18, 2018 05:18 PM (ctuyM)

437 Dear, please pick up some olives, and make me a samich while yer at it.

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 05:18 PM (EaQ6/)

438 Hickory Dickory Doc > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 18, 2018 05:18 PM (8gDQu)

439 425
Geez. I carry three guns, two knives & three different ways to start fire just walking across the pasture to the pond to fish.
In Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 18, 2018 05:08 PM (dSqvH)



That's what I used to do going to school every day in old Flatbush.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 18, 2018 05:18 PM (mbhDw)

440 417 Dr. Hook > Dr. Gupta.

Seriously, has Dr. Gupta ever been on the cover of the Rolling Stone? Huh? HUH???

Posted by: zombie at January 18, 2018 05:15 PM (42M22)


After all, they DID have a medicine show.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 18, 2018 05:18 PM (7UW64)

441 427. Coke, cock, and cockiness - that's whut done him in.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 18, 2018 05:18 PM (fA1SL)

442 Dr. Johnny Fever > Dr. Gupta


Why isn't WKRP in syndication? We all reference it all the time and I haven't seen it on TV since it was on TV.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 18, 2018 05:19 PM (fuK7c)

443 "Geez. I carry three guns, two knives & three different ways to start fire just walking across the pasture to the pond to fish.
In Texas."


Shiiitttt!!!

Posted by: Baltimore Middle-Schooler at January 18, 2018 05:19 PM (EyPfd)

444 Dr. Kermit Gosnell > Dr. Gupta

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 18, 2018 05:19 PM (1CNin)

445 If you listen to the side effects list of any TV drug ad it sounds bad,



There are some new ones out where "death" is the side effect. Close your eyes to the pretty pictures of people laughing and just listen. Yowza. The diseases sound less bad than the side effects.

Side effects are usually small percentages, but still, there have been some really bad outcomes with drugs in the last few years, where they were large percentages once in market and pulled.

Take your medicine, but check first. Most docs only know what their Pharmacy rep tells them. Do your own research.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 18, 2018 05:20 PM (wmcC8)

446 Dr Fine, Dr Howard, Dr Gupta.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at January 18, 2018 05:20 PM (Jj+59)

447 Again with the NOOD

Posted by: Baltimore Middle-Schooler at January 18, 2018 05:20 PM (EyPfd)

448 I thought it was beauty killed the beast? Kong needed some Dr. Gupta's bullet cream!

Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 05:21 PM (EaQ6/)

449 444 Dr. Kermit Gosnell > Dr. Gupta
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 18, 2018 05:19 PM (1CNin)

Well, that might be a bridge too far....

Gupta's a deluded moron, but Gosnell is straight out no bullshit Evil.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 18, 2018 05:21 PM (T28di)

450 Surprising. I'd have thought Chelsea would be one more likely to throw a shoe.

Hillary's hooves are harder, less conforming to the nails -- more goat-like than equine.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 18, 2018 05:21 PM (fVubI)

451 437 Dear, please pick up some olives, and make me a samich while yer at it.
Posted by: goon at January 18, 2018 05:18 PM (EaQ6/)


Okay.

Posted by: Mr. goon at January 18, 2018 05:21 PM (wmcC8)

452 Doc kers > Sanjay

Posted by: sofa saver at January 18, 2018 05:21 PM (4u7kU)

453
#31

George Washington had early-onset dementia. I know this because
sometimes used, highly subjective, criteria applied by certain experts
under test circumstances tell us he did. He was demented, which explains
(finally!) why he left the Presidency after his second term and did not
declare himself King, as most experts then alive expected him to do.
Dementia.
=======================

I kept saying "Mr. President, your last name is W A S H I N G T O N. WTF, do we have to name the city after you so you can remember that?"

Posted by: Alexander Hamilton, But You Can Call Me Al at January 18, 2018 05:21 PM (Pqytn)

454 "33 This is bad. I don't want to keep saying this because I want the cool kids to like me, but I hate Trump. I've always hated Trump."

I used to hate him - but that's when I thought he was just another New York asshole who wanted to suck up to the Hollywood crowd in an endless search for fame and self gratification.

And then - suddenly - he turned on all of them! I don't know if he always meant to do it, or they were just stupid enough to force him into it. Doesn't matter - all of a sudden he looks to me like the enemy agent who knows all of the enemies plans who switched sides and is suddenly kicking our enemies asses for us!

George Bush was a man I liked, a man I always (before now) defended. George Bush Betrayed Me. George Bush gave me the shaft, and gave aid and comfort to my enemies. Trump kicks my enemies asses.

I'm done with worrying about whether or not I "like" someone. I don't have to like the guy in the foxhole next to me, I just want him to fight the same people as I am, and if he does that he can be the biggest asshole in the world as far as I care. Probably better if he is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2018 05:21 PM (k1TUh)

455 It's a challenge. Just trying not to do a Jack Torrance. I don't go out much. Although, and this is weird, I really like shoveling the driveway!
Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2018 05:13 PM (14URa)


All the urchins around here at too lazy to be little entrepreneurs when it snows. The 25 years I've lived here, I've had kids come by twice wanting to make some cash by shoveling my driveway.

It's only a 90 minute drive from Indy, feel free to come over and shovel my driveway, too!

If you're a fan of the character Sherlock Holmes, there's a pretty active Sherlockian society in Indianapolis, "The Illustrious Clients." Lots of nice folks and I see them a couple times a year.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 18, 2018 05:21 PM (5Yee7)

456 This is bad. I don't want to keep saying this because I want the cool kids to like me, but I hate Trump. I've always hated Trump.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 18, 2018 04:30 PM (fuK7c)


I think if you hated him you would wish him ill. You don't do you since you are defending him?. sometimes Yes, she's bumptious, blunt and rude. I never really liked his personality either, but I think he loves America-and as opposed to Obama-really is an American. (I'm not talking about where he was born I think Obama was born in Hawaii; I still think he doesn't like America) I think Trump all is an hard worker, Obama isn't

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 18, 2018 05:22 PM (8+Ozj)

457 410 The "Into the Wild" character irritated me so much - I had a hard time feeling sorry for him. I did a lot of camping and hiking back in the day, although I was in Arizona so it was mostly desert and canyon camping. Still, the heat of summer can kill you just as dead as the cold, if you don't take time to learn what you're dealing with and take proper precautions.

Indians lived their entire lives in the desert, all seasons, without dropping dead. It can be done, but not by an idiot.
-----------------------
Yep. Spent eight summers testing equipment at Yuma. That's fucking hot. I took baby aspirin everyday I was there with copious quantities of water. Always amazed me that I would drink somewhere around a gallon of liquid for a 12 hour day and never pissed. That heat will suck the life out of you if your not careful.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 18, 2018 05:22 PM (YV+SU)

458 It's okay. Those of us who saw our factories and jobs disappear after our Senate went along with Bill Clinton and gave the Chinese the keys to our manufacturing economy around Y2K know that the MSM wasn't really altogether that concerned, certainly not concerned enough to mention it to you on the evening news. Nor was George of the Bush the younger being strung by the short hairs as 60,000 factories and around 5,000,000 folks lost their manufacturing jobs.

I was laid off six weeks before NAFTA took effect on 1/1/94. Right before the holidays. Thanks a fvck of a lot, BJ Cliton, you miserable SOB. I've been funemployed for the past ten years when I should've been making at least $70K/yr with my education and experience.

Do. Not. Get. Me. Started.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 18, 2018 05:23 PM (tRaq7)

459 Why isn't WKRP in syndication? We all reference it all the time and I haven't seen it on TV since it was on TV.


Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 18, 2018 05:19 PM


Licencing for the music use ran out I guess.

Posted by: otho at January 18, 2018 05:23 PM (qGuLD)

460
Dr. Johnny Fever > Dr. Gupta


Why isn't WKRP in syndication? We all reference it all the time and I haven't seen it on TV since it was on TV.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 18, 2018 05:19 PM (fuK7c)







Because of the music rights. They used actual songs from actual rock bands. They'd either have to dub in generic music, or pay a shitload of moola to license the songs for syndication.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 18, 2018 05:23 PM (eXA4G)

461 Thanks VIA but I don't think hubby would enjoy my drooling and slobbering. Of course at my age now, I would find Artemus Gordon more attractive based on his wit and smarts.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (RfzVr)

462 Your Dr. Detroit was so cool that Devo did a song about him.

Does this Dr. Gupta have a Devo song?

Nyet.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Putin at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (ZMiVp)

463 His sister wrote a book a couple years ago.

I used to enjoy goofing on him, but her story made me wonder. Just sad all around.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 05:10 PM (c4bbn)

**Yep. Sad. I guess we all have some early dreams of making Nature bow to man's will and superior analytical/scientific skills - but we soon get them smacked out of us by some event that is, hopefully, not fatal. (Like myself living through my first real storm at sea when I was just a wee lad). This guy had his "ahah! Nature/God > Man" moment when he was too far into the wild and too weak to avoid death. He came across as a basically good natured guy in the book who made a gross miscalculation. I felt for him

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (Fb9aZ)

464 , I really like shoveling the driveway!
Posted by: Peaches
----------

Diary of a Snow Shoveler:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8nyysbv

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (w1zJX)

465 Fake News Joke half-defunct magazine Newsweek:

"Is Trump's Doctor Okay?"


Oh, fuck those guys in particular. With a particularly craggy iron meteor.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (LV3VM)

466 Years ago, my old doctor, who was not a pill pusher by any stretch, said they should be putting statins in drinking water.

==

I wonder if his opinion has changed since

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 18, 2018 05:25 PM (hMwEB)

467 I think Bandersnatch is ripe for Trump therapy, we need to work on that.

Posted by: Skip at January 18, 2018 05:26 PM (aC6Sd)

468 Shit. That's two of you who said music rights, so I assume you're correct.

I am a card carrying capitalist with an MBA and I believe in IP rights but there ought to be a way to get WKRP on the air.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 18, 2018 05:27 PM (fuK7c)

469 My favorite "Man into the Wild" movie will always be Jeremiah Johnston.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 18, 2018 05:29 PM (k1TUh)

470 >>>This guy had his "ahah! Nature/God > Man" moment when he was too far into the wild and too weak to avoid death. He came across as a basically good natured guy in the book who made a gross miscalculation. I felt for him

Well, with two abusive parents it makes you wonder if there was not some deeper unconscious psychological struggle going on.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 18, 2018 05:29 PM (c4bbn)

471 It sounds like shit status has been raised to REAL.

Multiple House Republicans are now calling for immediate release of intel documents they have just seen that detail FISA abuse during the election.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 18, 2018 05:29 PM (/tuJf)

472 Diary of a Snow Shoveler:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8nyysbv
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (w1zJX)


I thought of that when Peaches said she liked shoveling her driveway. She's just a Cali girl excited about seeing snow for the first time; wait until the novelty wears-off, then she'll be grumbling with the rest of us!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 18, 2018 05:29 PM (5Yee7)

473 I am a card carrying capitalist with an MBA and I believe in IP rights but there ought to be a way to get WKRP on the air.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
-----

FWIW, the complete set of DVD's is available.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 05:30 PM (5OO3x)

474 Try visiting Oakland Ca at night....it's like Into The Wild.

Posted by: torabora at January 18, 2018 05:31 PM (K0z2U)

475 Thanks, Mr. Hammer.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 18, 2018 05:32 PM (fuK7c)

476 nood

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 18, 2018 05:32 PM (5Yee7)

477 Awfully quiet here...could it be that...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 05:32 PM (5OO3x)

478 Diary of a Snow Shoveler:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8nyysbv

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 18, 2018 05:24 PM (w1zJX)
OMG, so funny! Going to read the whole thing. Thank you! So far, it mimics my experience.

Posted by: Peaches at January 18, 2018 05:34 PM (14URa)

479 Hillary either has MS or is drunk yet again. While drunk, she fell and hit her head more than once, so she may have caused herself a blood clot in the brain.

I know that Huma referred to her in one email as "confused."

Obama, on the other hand, was ( maybe is ) an avid smoker, taker or drugs ( mushroooms, pot, and speed ) and has a barrel-shaped root-beer candy=like chest with little or no definitiona.

Posted by: True the Note at January 18, 2018 05:43 PM (HLTe8)

480 good use of the word degenerate, when my ilk was popularizing that term on an infamous imageboard in the 2010-2011 era who would know it would make it into mainstream publications like ace of spades?

Posted by: dw at January 19, 2018 02:43 PM (stPAM)

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