12-Year-Old Goth Girl "Sassy Jim" Acosta Has Another Emotional Outburst

Two of them, actually.

In both cases, he claimed This Is Not America Any Longer.

In one instance, White House aides apparently talked over him for ten seconds to deny him a grandstanding moment of shouting an impertinent question to the president in a joint appearance with a foreign leader for which it had already been stated that Trump would not be taking questions.

Sassy Jim Acosta wrote a meangirl entry in his daily diary he calls Twitter:



Video of this outrage under the fold.

That was Sassy Jim's second cry-up yesterday.

His first was about, of course, immigration.

Goth Girls like poetry (like the Emily Lazarus poem, for example).




As many have asked: Did CNN do any stories about the Human Face of Deportation about Obama? Remember, the leftist media attempted to shield Obama from criticism over his poor record of border security by repeatedly echoing the administration propaganda line that Obama had deported more people than any president in history. Obama's pro-illegal allies even helpfully named him the "Deporter in Chief," so he could take that to market and pose as a border hawk.

If that was true, and the media sure acted as if it was, why were there no stories about all the wonderful illegal aliens being deported under Obama?

The answers are either 1, because the media knew that claim was a propagandistic lie and/or 2, because the media doesn't report negatively about partisan progressive politicians, especially not about Prince Gaylord Urkel.

Posted by: Ace at 04:49 PM




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1 Jim Acosta cries in the shower.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2018 04:45 PM (OyjiK)

2 Oh, get over yourself, Acosta. You are behaving like a premenstrual teenage girl.

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 04:47 PM (a0IVu)

3 But being put in a roped off area or closet are very much America, right?

Posted by: Things that happened in the last 9 years at January 17, 2018 04:47 PM (Ojki1)

4 wah

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2018 04:47 PM (+lOpA)

5 just had the weed interview.

maybe I should offer Acosta some.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2018 04:47 PM (6FqZa)

6 Last but not for long...

Posted by: Gumby at January 17, 2018 04:48 PM (2frPC)

7 Illegal immigrants are the new homeless for the left media.

Posted by: geoffb at January 17, 2018 04:48 PM (zOpu5)

8 Puppet show and Jim Acosta

Posted by: Bete in a malaise at January 17, 2018 04:48 PM (Ojki1)

9 If it doesn't feel like America, Jim, find some place that does...

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 17, 2018 04:48 PM (CPk08)

10 Sad !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 17, 2018 04:48 PM (oVWx5)

11 I remember the Media having shitfits when Obama was asked questions at events where they were told there would be no questions.

They were Racists!

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2018 04:49 PM (OyjiK)

12 Does this mean we have to stop talking about weird sexual fetishes?

Posted by: SH at January 17, 2018 04:49 PM (sX1BW)

13 It's all about me!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 17, 2018 04:49 PM (bc2Lc)

14 Eh,they didn't have a problem with Elian Gonzalez being seized at the point of a submachine gun either...

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2018 04:50 PM (LiyEm)

15 12 Does this mean we have to stop talking about weird sexual fetishes?
Posted by: SH at January 17, 2018 04:49 PM (sX1BW)



Go on.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2018 04:50 PM (+lOpA)

16 You're all so stupid! And MEAN!

**stomps off, slams door, flops onto bed face down, bawls: dramatiaclly**

Posted by: Jim Acosta at January 17, 2018 04:50 PM (LAe3v)

17 CNN lulz > South Park lulz

Posted by: Side of Beef at January 17, 2018 04:50 PM (jeefx)

18 So at what point did Sarah Sanders put two fingers down Jim Acosta's throat?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:50 PM (xJa6I)

19 The MSM was also mysteriously incurious about all the illegal alien criminals Janet Napolitano released from prison around the time of the Sequestration/govt. shutdown.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2018 04:50 PM (W+vEI)

20 I wouldn't know these people if I scraped them off my boots.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2018 04:51 PM (QQ+il)

21 So at what point did Sarah Sanders put two fingers down Jim Acosta's throat?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:50 PM (xJa6I)

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Oh, that was good.

Posted by: SH at January 17, 2018 04:51 PM (sX1BW)

22 12- Does this feel like Ace of Spades?

Posted by: Jay Accosta at January 17, 2018 04:51 PM (Ojki1)

23 Acosta just got promoted, right?

Think he's upping his outrage game...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2018 04:51 PM (W+vEI)

24 Coming back from shopping today I heard long snippets of the press gaggle with the WH doctor. Told my wife that they need to be put in stocks and have shit thrown at them, one day for every stupid-insulting question.

Posted by: geoffb at January 17, 2018 04:51 PM (zOpu5)

25 Funny, I always thought the press marching in lockstep parroting the Official Party Line was "Not America".

Posted by: rickl at January 17, 2018 04:51 PM (xjiRE)

26 Jim Acosta is the George Clooney-Bette Davis hate-child.

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2018 04:51 PM (Bdeb0)

27 Jim Acosta*s diary entries each night must be a hoot. I bet he dots his I*s with little hearts.

Posted by: Archer at January 17, 2018 04:52 PM (gbWkA)

28 who is the bigger waterfall...

"Slim" Jim Acosta or Cryin' Cor-ay Bookah?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2018 04:52 PM (SzZnW)

29 >>who is the bigger waterfall...


Stormy Daniels

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2018 04:53 PM (OyjiK)

30 Speaking of Acosta, are the Fake News Awards happening?

Posted by: WisRich at January 17, 2018 04:53 PM (G0vdT)

31 So at what point did Sarah Sanders put two fingers down Jim Acosta's throat?

The real question is at what point does SS come down from the podium and put her high heel up Jim Acosta's capacious backside?

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2018 04:53 PM (LAe3v)

32 This is America but Acosta and company are TWANLOC.

Posted by: geoffb at January 17, 2018 04:53 PM (zOpu5)

33
There are two Americas.

Posted by: Trang Dang Hu at January 17, 2018 04:53 PM (GroCc)

34 Oh and Brooke, I hope she told her kids, Daddy was a criminal and got caught. That is what happens when you break the law. Now, mommy has to find you a new daddy.

Posted by: Archer at January 17, 2018 04:54 PM (gbWkA)

35
31, The real question is at what point does SS come down from the podium and put her high heel up Jim Acosta's capacious backside?


Posted by: pep at January 17, 2018 04:53 PM (LAe3v)
I'd pay good money to Trump's reelection campaign to see that.

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 04:54 PM (a0IVu)

36 ME-AN-WHILE over at Tepid Err...

AllahPundit goes on a crying jag wailing "leave Flakey Jeff alone...leave him alone...."

AP-far more bothered by Trump than he ever was by Ogabe.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2018 04:54 PM (SzZnW)

37 who is the bigger waterfall...

"Slim" Jim Acosta or Cryin' Cor-ay Bookah?


They sit together on the bed and eat ice cream out of the box.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2018 04:54 PM (LAe3v)

38 Jimmy Obama Mrs. Jimmy Obama Mrs. Barack Obama

Posted by: Jim Acosta's Trapperkeeper at January 17, 2018 04:54 PM (QQ+il)

39 Acosta's finest achievement is when he got locked in a gym locker by Robert Smith from the Cure.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2018 04:54 PM (6FqZa)

40 31 So at what point did Sarah Sanders put two fingers down Jim Acosta's throat?

The real question is at what point does SS come down from the podium and put her high heel up Jim Acosta's capacious backside?
Posted by: pep at January 17, 2018 04:53 PM (LAe3v)

Jim Acosta fetish thread!

Go!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:54 PM (xJa6I)

41 As many have asked: Did CNN do any stories about the Human Face of Deportation about Obama?



How about the human face of 30 yr old face tatted high school immigrants?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 04:54 PM (dSqvH)

42 "Prince Gaylord Urkel"

Fucking lost it.

Also I've been suspended on twitter for a week for writing "'Trans women' are men."

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 17, 2018 04:55 PM (xN1DB)

43 At what point did Sarah Sanders tie Jim Acosta up with neck ties and burn him with cigarettes?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:55 PM (xJa6I)

44 So this guy's deportation was such a surprise to him that he...left it to his wife to explain it to their kids?

What a hero.

Don't do anything crazy like make a plan to take your family with you. And for sure leave your wife with all the kids AND the burden of explaining their dad's personal failures vis a vis the laws of this nation.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 17, 2018 04:55 PM (yL25O)

45 In both cases, he claimed This Is Not America Any Longer.
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...and slammed the door to his room, right?

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 04:55 PM (vDqXW)

46 Video of this outrage under the fold.

*checks under non-fold in vain*

Threadwinner!!

Posted by: Threadwinner's Local 179 at January 17, 2018 04:55 PM (pXQWt)

47 29 Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2018 04:53 PM (OyjiK)

With amber ways of grain or uh milk.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2018 04:55 PM (SzZnW)

48 Wow. The problem couldn't have been with you Jim, really?

He should be under psychiatric care. Really, they all should. They project their pathologies on their target. Its weird.

Posted by: simplemind at January 17, 2018 04:55 PM (IDihk)

49 I realize that I've gotten to the point that I care about what is said on CNN just about as much as I care about what gets said on Al Jizzera, or that Russian channel that Ed Schulz ended up on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2018 04:55 PM (k1TUh)

50 I read about the deported dad yesterday. Didn't watch this interview but does it matter that he was told to apply for DACA protection in 2009 and never did it?

Yes, this feels like America.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2018 04:55 PM (/tuJf)

51 At what point did Sarah Sanders bend Jim Acosta over the podium and spank him with a cricket bat?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:55 PM (xJa6I)

52 Who cries more.....booker or acosta?

Posted by: Gumby at January 17, 2018 04:56 PM (2frPC)

53 That's right, CNN promoted him to Chief White House Flouncer. Makes total sense now.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 17, 2018 04:56 PM (AJeMv)

54 What a hero.

Don't do anything crazy like make a plan to take your family with you. And for sure leave your wife with all the kids AND the burden of explaining their dad's personal failures vis a vis the laws of this nation
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Does he not know how to use a phone?

Posted by: simplemind at January 17, 2018 04:56 PM (Mr5Gy)

55 >>So at what point did Sarah Sanders put two fingers down Jim Acosta's throat?


If he doesn't lose the attitude Sanders will be taking his cell phone and grounding him for 2 weeks.

You hear that, Jim? You don't want to miss the football captain's awesome Super Bowl keggar while his parents are in Bermuda, do you?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2018 04:56 PM (W+vEI)

56 Robert Smith mecha saved South Park from Bab Striesand mecha.

Posted by: eleven at January 17, 2018 04:56 PM (+lOpA)

57 For the thousandth time...

When adults break the law and punished for it, if they have kids those kids will suffer because of the actions of their parents.

That does not mean that we should not enforce laws. This does not mean that the children are themselves being punished for anything. Any pain suffered by the family is unfortunate, but blame lies squarely on the shoulders of the parent. And if the parent was setting such a shitty example, those kids might be better off away from his influence in the long run.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2018 04:56 PM (/qEW2)

58 At what point did Sarah Sanders make Jim Acosta dress like a cheerleader while she lubed up the strap on?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:56 PM (xJa6I)

59 Ok...may have gone a bit far with that last one...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:56 PM (xJa6I)

60 37 Posted by: pep at January 17, 2018 04:54 PM (LAe3v)

Lifetime, Television for Democrats...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2018 04:56 PM (SzZnW)

61 Acosta is gunning for the top award from the Fakies tonight.

Posted by: MAGA at January 17, 2018 04:56 PM (fl7Tp)

62 Also I've been suspended on twitter for a week for writing "'Trans women' are men."

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete


Maybe they just don't like your name. Not every site is as accepting of diversity as AOSHQ.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2018 04:57 PM (LAe3v)

63 Being told to "Get Out" reminds him of something that happens in another country.? Heck, if annoyed enough at my son I tell him to "Get out."

I'm sorry, but asking the President if he only wanted to have white people enter the country deserved a "Get out" response.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2018 04:57 PM (8+Ozj)

64 Acosta just got promoted, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2018 04:51 PM (W+vEI)
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To drama queen.

That's a lot of responsibility.

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 04:57 PM (vDqXW)

65 Wait, wasn't "Deported Dad" first contacted by the O'Bama Administration, given an extension or two so to get legal, then contacted again, was still illegal, and then scheduled to be deported? I have no tears for him or his family. Who could have gone with him I suppose.

but TRUUUUUUMP!!!!!!!!

Posted by: IP at January 17, 2018 04:57 PM (/fNs2)

66 Has CNN done any stories about illegals committing crimes?

Posted by: Pam at January 17, 2018 04:57 PM (5FhpD)

67 >>Also I've been suspended on twitter for a week for writing "'Trans women' are psychotic men."


Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2018 04:58 PM (OyjiK)

68 The Media is rapidly making itself irrelevant to everyone who isn't a brain-frozen liberal. Unfortunately, there are still a lot of Media idiots and brain-frozen liberals.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 17, 2018 04:58 PM (l9m7l)

69 52 Posted by: Gumby at January 17, 2018 04:56 PM (2frPC)

Booker, but only because the Democrat Senators get beaten with a toaster by Chuck Schumer to learn to cry on command.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2018 04:58 PM (SzZnW)

70 PDT has the Prog media on the run!

One tactic Goth Girl Jim's associates could use is to show their support for him and his claims by walking out of the WH Press Room en masse one day, then boycotting WH and Trump press conferences and media events. But they won't do that because Trump would love it, and call then them chickensh1t. WINNING!

Posted by: Gref at January 17, 2018 04:58 PM (AMIL/)

71 62 Also I've been suspended on twitter for a week for writing "'Trans women' are men."

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete

Maybe they just don't like your name. Not every site is as accepting of diversity as AOSHQ.
Posted by: pep at January 17, 2018 04:57 PM (LAe3v)

Also Twitter is evil

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:58 PM (xJa6I)

72 Mark Steyn used that to effect when he pointed out that Emma Lazarus' poem was not the law.
https://www.munkdebates.com/The-Debates/Global-Refugee-Crisis

Full video is on Steyn's website.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 17, 2018 04:58 PM (MIKMs)

73 Jim Acosta and I like to get together every now and again for a good cry.

Posted by: Cory Booker at January 17, 2018 04:58 PM (LISuA)

74 Is Jim Acosta the kid Emilio Estevez ass taped in The Breakfast Club ?

Posted by: jsg at January 17, 2018 04:58 PM (0gGpe)

75 51
At what point did Sarah Sanders bend Jim Acosta over the podium and spank him with a cricket bat?


Sure, let's say she spanked him.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2018 04:59 PM (LAe3v)

76 The good news he's not a dago.

Told ya Pop. Now settle down.

Posted by: redenzo at January 17, 2018 04:59 PM (14qvS)

77 Does this mean we have to stop talking about weird sexual fetishes?
Posted by: SH at January 17, 2018 04:49 PM (sX1BW)

Well, if you really WANT to tell us about weird sexual fetishes done with Jim Acosta, but it may make for a shorter thread.....

J/K. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2018 04:59 PM (8+Ozj)

78 Sheiss...jumped by a 'pep'.

Posted by: Gumby at January 17, 2018 04:59 PM (2frPC)

79 Also I've been suspended on twitter for a week for writing "'Trans women' are psychotic men."

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But of course. Speaking the truth to morons is an automatic one week ban.

Posted by: simplemind at January 17, 2018 04:59 PM (S6INN)

80
30 years as an illegal alien in the US and he couldn't figure out a way to get legal?

Fuck him. That proves that he isn't the type of go-getter that the commies say is typical of these illegals.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2018 04:59 PM (eXA4G)

81 Maybe Jim is on his Moon?

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2018 04:59 PM (OyjiK)

82 Jimmy, your mom and I wanted a boy.

Posted by: Archer at January 17, 2018 04:59 PM (gbWkA)

83 Wife of deported dad, who has lived in US for last 30 years, tells me how she tried to explain it to her kids: https://t.co/dr97egkord #CNN #immigration
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Does the state media routinely interview the wives of bank robbers or tax cheats to ask how hard it is to tell the kids daddy isn't going to be around for a while?

Also what is preventing Mommy and Kids from moving to where daddy lives? Surely they wouldn't have restrictions on immigration in other countries right?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 17, 2018 04:59 PM (Z8FFX)

84
Elian Gonzalez got "Acosta'd" by Janet Reno.

Fuck you, CNN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 04:59 PM (mbhDw)

85 In both cases, he claimed This Is Not America Any Longer.
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...and slammed the door to his room, right?
Posted by: Axeman



Slammed the door to the basement.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 05:00 PM (dSqvH)

86 71 62 Also I've been suspended on twitter for a week for writing "'Trans women' are men."

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete

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If you ejaculate sperm you are a male.

Posted by: MAGA at January 17, 2018 05:00 PM (fl7Tp)

87 85 Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 05:00 PM (dSqvH)

Slammed the door to the closet...


Posted by: sven10077 at January 17, 2018 05:01 PM (SzZnW)

88 >>...and slammed the door to his room, right?


He's gonna go listen to Tori Amos. Really loud.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2018 05:01 PM (OyjiK)

89 Is Jim Acosta married with kids? He seems so unstable and volatile...

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 05:01 PM (a0IVu)

90
What occurred reminded me of something I would see in a different country. Certainly not at the WH. Certainly not in the U.S.



A shithole country?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2018 05:01 PM (lKyWE)

91 62
Also I've been suspended on twitter for a week for writing "'Trans women' are men."

Rush called it an Addadictomy the other day. Maybe that would have helped.

Posted by: dartist at January 17, 2018 05:01 PM (nisXv)

92 How long have illegals been getting deported? I imagine probably back as far as the 19th century.

If so, was it America then? At what point did it start being America so that it was able to suddenly cease being America with this one event, Jim?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2018 05:01 PM (/qEW2)

93 30 facebook ban for
https://tinyurl.com/yd3y3v6e
in a private group

Posted by: bestie21 at January 17, 2018 05:01 PM (quxMC)

94 Also what is preventing Mommy and Kids from moving to where daddy lives?

**cough**it's a s***hole**cough**

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2018 05:01 PM (LAe3v)

95 The Five is roasting Acosta right now.

And Flake.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 17, 2018 05:01 PM (ul9CR)

96 Didn't the Obama administration simply re-define "deportation" to include people tuned back at the border? Prior to his rule, that was never counted.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 17, 2018 05:01 PM (fftfA)

97 The Morning Rant featured "The Acosta Line" of fashions for men in media.

Posted by: geoffb at January 17, 2018 05:01 PM (zOpu5)

98 If that was true, and the media sure acted as if it was, why were there
no stories about all the wonderful illegal aliens being deported under
Obama?



Obama counted every illegal turned around at the border as "deported" even though none of them every made it that far.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 17, 2018 05:01 PM (mpXpK)

99 Maybe they just don't like your name. Not every site is as accepting of diversity as AOSHQ.
Posted by: pep at January 17, 2018 04:57 PM (LAe3v)


If by 'diversity" you mean "male". I mean, you could with total honesty and roughly 99% accuracy put "Masturbatin'' in front of every male moron's name. Pete's just being honest.


(Note: If you add the words "compulsive" or "habitual" or "twice daily" or "necrophilial" in fron of "masturbatin'", then the accuracy declines somewhat).

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 17, 2018 05:01 PM (CPk08)

100

How do you apply for US Citizenship when you are in the country illegally?

Posted by: Trang Dang Hu at January 17, 2018 05:02 PM (GroCc)

101 He's gonna go listen to Tori Amos. Really loud.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2018 05:01 PM (OyjiK)
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And maybe tweet his socks.

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 05:02 PM (vDqXW)

102 How did I not see Nood?

*goes back to check before throwing accusations*

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 05:02 PM (d2mYc)

103 30 years ago was the Reagen amnesty.

So this guy came in right after the Reagan amnesty.

Posted by: MAGA at January 17, 2018 05:02 PM (fl7Tp)

104 82 Jimmy, your mom and I wanted a boy.
Posted by: Archer at January 17, 2018 04:59 PM (gbWkA)

Nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 05:02 PM (xJa6I)

105 He's gonna go listen to Tori Amos. Really loud.

Not that there is anything wrong with that -
youtube.com/watch?v=VVx2jNxy8lM

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2018 05:02 PM (6FqZa)

106 A country not not overrun with illegals aliens from shithole countries is not one I want to live in.

Posted by: Ripley at January 17, 2018 05:02 PM (MxEKc)

107 Chain deportation

Posted by: jsg at January 17, 2018 05:02 PM (0gGpe)

108 Do they ever interview guys who don't have work, lose their families because they can't support them or their wives work two jobs to support everyone, their kids get zip opportunities because they are poor, start the cycle all over again so an illegal alien can get that guy's job, get paid less but get food stamps, rent subsidies, and free medical paid for by the woman working two jobs? No? Why not. If you can't be bothered to get your paperwork in order in 20-30 years as an illegal alien you have no intention of ever doing so and just going back with all you can accumulate and haul back to Mexico. Get out now before we make you.

Posted by: Lester at January 17, 2018 05:03 PM (LfJIn)

109 Obama: ........................

Why can't that work come home? Obama asked.

Jobs' reply was unambiguous. "Those jobs aren't coming back," he said, according to another dinner guest.

The
president's question touched upon a central conviction at Apple. It
isn't just that workers are cheaper abroad. Rather, Apple's executives
believe the vast scale of overseas factories as well as the flexibility,
diligence and industrial skills of foreign workers have so outpaced
their U.S. counterparts that "Made in the USA" is no longer a viable
option for most Apple products.

Trump: ........................

The headline from Apple is that it will "contribute" $350 billion to the U.S. economy over the next five years, although it's unclear exactly how the company came to that number.

But the company promised to create 20,000 new jobs and a new campus thanks, in part, to the prospect of tax reform.

It anticipates a $38 billion tax bill for repatriated cash, as a result of the new tax bill. This implies it will bring back virtually all of its $250 billion in overseas cash.

Apple also said it would spend over $30 billion in capital expenditures over the next five years. About $10 billion in capital expenditures will be investments in U.S. data centers, the company said.


Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at January 17, 2018 05:03 PM (e8kgV)

110 So this guy's deportation was such a surprise to him that he...left it to his wife to explain it to their kids?

What a hero.

Don't do anything crazy like make a plan to take your family with you. And for sure leave your wife with all the kids AND the burden of explaining their dad's personal failures vis a vis the laws of this nation.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 17, 2018 04:55 PM (yL25O)

On the contrary. Per the report I read, he knew it was coming, just didn't know when. Good riddance.

Posted by: Country Boy at January 17, 2018 05:03 PM (A/oGY)

111 96 Didn't the Obama administration simply re-define "deportation" to include people tuned back at the border? Prior to his rule, that was never counted.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 17, 2018 05:01 PM (fftfA)
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That's my understanding. Never heard if Trump administration went back to the old way or at least exposed Obama for this.

Posted by: WisRich at January 17, 2018 05:03 PM (G0vdT)

112 Listen to Jim Acosta tell you what America is.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2018 05:03 PM (4ErVI)

113 I get angry when I can't watch new episodes of me grandstanding while I pleasure myself.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Jim Acosta at January 17, 2018 05:03 PM (SkuXa)

114 What's the frequency, Acosta?

Posted by: Dreams I'll never see at January 17, 2018 05:03 PM (z79tQ)

115 I see Acosta as more of a Lourde guy.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 17, 2018 05:03 PM (ul9CR)

116 Pull his WH tickets please. Adults only.

Posted by: Said some dope at January 17, 2018 05:03 PM (NHCfF)

117 Yep, Nood was there...of course.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 05:04 PM (d2mYc)

118 5 just had the weed interview.

maybe I should offer Acosta some.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2018 04:47 PM (6FqZa)

What's a weed interview?

Posted by: Not Jerry Garcia at January 17, 2018 05:04 PM (FVLz6)

119 We should give Acosta a free trip and citizenship in Venezuela. The he can talk about another country with the imprimatur of having been there.

If he shouted that crap in another country, they would find him in a ditch somewhere, after they ass-raped him and cut off his fingers.

Or his little dicky.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2018 05:04 PM (VpIIl)

120 it's so much fun having TGE as president. Now I can threaten my green card cousins with deportation.

Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2018 05:04 PM (aS7LQ)

121 You know what doesn't "feel like America"?
Its an orchestrated chorus of ideologically driven media advancing any "narrative" they can use to undermine the American Electorate and unseat an elected President.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 17, 2018 05:04 PM (W/SyC)

122 Is it cheating to gaslight someone who's on a street corner with a sign that reads "gaslight my dumb face off - $2.00"?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 17, 2018 05:04 PM (y87Qq)

123 107 Chain deportation
Posted by: jsg at January 17, 2018 05:02 PM (0gGpe)

An idea who's time has come.

Someone get this thread to Trump!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 05:04 PM (xJa6I)

124 And sheesh - I watched the Corey Booker thing last night - that guy is fucking nuts. Forget the issues, I'm just asking you to maintain a professional demeanor in a work situation. if you can't do that...well...you got no business in the Senate.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 17, 2018 05:04 PM (fftfA)

125 ugh, Tori is in the #resistance.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2018 05:04 PM (6FqZa)

126 Also what is preventing Mommy and Kids from moving to where daddy lives?
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She's American and they're American born. I wonder what the heck is it that the standard rules about marrying Americans don't apply? Or is this a baby-daddy situation?

Somebody said that he was TPA and not allowed to apply for citizenship--heck, I would think that the rules for a genuine marriage would still apply--but I just thought, he's only been mentioned as their father, not her husband.

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (vDqXW)

127
How do you apply for US Citizenship when you are in the country illegally?
Posted by: Trang Dang Hu at January 17, 2018 05:02 PM (GroCc)








Who cares?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (eXA4G)

128 Deport every last one of the illegals here. Every last fucking one. All of them. I don't care how old they are. I don't care were they are from. Deport Deport Deport.

If You can't follow our laws and you are not a citizen GTFO now or be forcefully removed. (things I wish where said more often).

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!/infadel in training at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (0OmEj)

129 Hey Brooke,

BOOBS!!!!!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (eh0Va)

130 >>Jim Acosta fetish thread!
Go!





Jimmy likes it when I make him play bartender for the monthly ladies brunch -- and I tell the girls jokes about how he is a complete failure at fixing things around the house, has no clue about raising the kids, and how I tease him about one day calling the Paulo. It makes him extra enthusiastic in the sack!

Posted by: Mrs. Acosta at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (W+vEI)

131 So when the boom gets lowered and the facts of Obama's fascist police state is known, what will CNN report?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (YV+SU)

132 I looked up from reading my book and noticed it was snowing like a banshee. Closed up the book and fixed a drink and rushed to the rocking chair. As soon as I sat down it stopped.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (mpXpK)

133 I would love it if we had a fair media just ask the question to Democrats "Does anyone here illegally deserve deportation?"

This idea that once something is done about the "dreamers" that the Democrats are going to stop screaming about deportations is a Chamber of Commerce bullshit sales pitch.

It ill be right on to the next group with a catchy name until every one of them is registered and voting in elections.

Posted by: Maritime at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (lKmt3)

134 >> Tori is in the #resistance.


Ever listen the lyrics?

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (OyjiK)

135 C'mon, Acosta is definitely a Mariah Carey or J-Lo kind of guy. His era.

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (a0IVu)

136 I interviewed for a company that does software for cannabis dispensaries.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (6FqZa)

137 Why does CNN even have a press pass for the WH? They are just an arm (the short one) of the DNC.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (WQ3tJ)

138 I hate reality TV, but I'd kill to see a show featuring Acosta behind the scenes. The preening. The pre-show pep talk. The literal victory laps after he sends out a mighty Tweet.

Posted by: Christian Toto at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (GppXG)

139 Not that there is anything wrong with that -
youtube.com/watch?v=VVx2jNxy8lM
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2018 05:02 PM (6FqZa)


Gotta say I only made it halfway through that.....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (CPk08)

140 Jim, you've just earned a free weekend as Matt Lauer's bitch.

The trip comes with free exercise and whining lessons from Chrissy Cuomo.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (VpIIl)

141 What's a weed interview?

I figured BTH had an interview at a dispensory?

Wouldn't be a bad gig. Doubt they pay much but lots of happy customers.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 17, 2018 05:06 PM (ul9CR)

142 110 So this guy's deportation was such a surprise to him that he...left it to his wife to explain it to their kids?

What a hero.

Don't do anything crazy like make a plan to take your family with you. And for sure leave your wife with all the kids AND the burden of explaining their dad's personal failures vis a vis the laws of this nation.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 17, 2018 04:55 PM (yL25O)

On the contrary. Per the report I read, he knew it was coming, just didn't know when. Good riddance.

Posted by: Country Boy at January 17, 2018 05:03 PM (A/oGY)

Thirty years and couldn't figure out a way to clear the hurdle.

Too dumb for citizenship in my opinion. They're definitely not sending their best!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2018 05:06 PM (4ErVI)

143 Even money Deported Dad has a new life in old Mexico inside of two weeks.

Posted by: IP at January 17, 2018 05:06 PM (/fNs2)

144 Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 17, 2018 05:04 PM (W/SyC)

Exactly!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2018 05:06 PM (8+Ozj)

145 Jim Acosta:

SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUUTTT UP!

Posted by: Chandler Bing at January 17, 2018 05:06 PM (d2mYc)

146 135 C'mon, Acosta is definitely a Mariah Carey or J-Lo kind of guy. His era.
Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (a0IVu)


I dunno. Sometimes he hits Gloria Gaynor status.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 17, 2018 05:06 PM (CPk08)

147 "Didn't the Obama administration simply re-define "deportation" to
include people tuned back at the border? Prior to his rule, that was
never counted.


Posted by: Dean Wormer"

Those lying shits probably included people that changed their mind while still in Mexico

Posted by: Ripley at January 17, 2018 05:06 PM (MxEKc)

148 I always get Brooke Baldwin and Brooke Burke mixed up in my head.

And I'm always disappointed when it's NOT Brooke Burke we're talking about.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 05:07 PM (xJa6I)

149 I shall not rest until Obama is universally known, even in the MSM, as "Ex-President Cock-Curious".

Now where did that darn Emperor of the Universe crown go? Needs polishin'.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 17, 2018 05:07 PM (GckyN)

150 >>How do you apply for US Citizenship when you are in the country illegally?


How do you do things like get a job, get married, get a mortgage, pay your taxes when you are in the country illegally?

Clearly he had enough moxy to figure those things out, so why not getting on a path to citizenship?

Posted by: Mrs. Acosta at January 17, 2018 05:07 PM (W+vEI)

151 128 Deport every last one of the illegals here. Every last fucking one. All of them. I don't care how old they are. I don't care were they are from. Deport Deport Deport.

If You can't follow our laws and you are not a citizen GTFO now or be forcefully removed. (things I wish where said more often).
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!/infadel in training at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (0OmEj)

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And reform the immigration system to merit based. Hot East European women and Hispanic weather girls only.

Posted by: MAGA at January 17, 2018 05:07 PM (fl7Tp)

152 136 I interviewed for a company that does software for cannabis dispensaries.

Does it do that insane conversion formula thing to figure out how much edibles count towards the one-ounce limit?



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 17, 2018 05:07 PM (ul9CR)

153 I bet they wish they could ban him. But it would likely result in a bigger headache than just leaving him there.


But I wish Sanders would tell him he can still attend the briefings but he's grounded for a week and get to ask no questions and if he's going to behave as a child then the White House will treat him like one.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 17, 2018 05:08 PM (lKs2v)

154 Juan Williams thinks Acosta is fabulous.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2018 05:08 PM (IqV8l)

155 Jim Acosta = Katie Kaboom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH9lk22EBtE


Posted by: Animaniacs at January 17, 2018 05:08 PM (OyjiK)

156 (Note: If you add the words "compulsive" or "habitual" or "twice daily" or "necrophilial" in fron of "masturbatin'", then the accuracy declines somewhat).
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 17, 2018 05:01 PM (CPk0
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Yeah but not by, like, a lot.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 17, 2018 05:08 PM (xN1DB)

157 Didn't the Obama administration simply re-define "deportation" to include people tuned back at the border?

Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 17, 2018 05:01 PM (fftfA)
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Sounds like Mr. Jobs-saved-or-created training-wheels bullshit statistic you can't compare to anybody!

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 05:08 PM (vDqXW)

158 http://bit.ly/2Di0Roo

Fusion GPS Founder Admits He Didnt Believe Trump Was Suitable to be President While Compiling Hoax Dossier


Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 17, 2018 05:08 PM (y3aQB)

159 Does it do that insane conversion formula thing to figure out how much edibles count towards the one-ounce limit?

Yanno, I should ask.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2018 05:08 PM (6FqZa)

160 138 I hate reality TV, but I'd kill to see a show featuring Acosta behind the scenes. The preening. The pre-show pep talk. The literal victory laps after he sends out a mighty Tweet.
Posted by: Christian Toto at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (GppXG)

We could call it: 'A Mighty Wind 2'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 05:08 PM (xJa6I)

161 What jumped out at me...

Been here 30 years.

How?

Posted by: golfman at January 17, 2018 05:08 PM (zWUjB)

162 Jim Acosta:

You ridiculous, insane Popinjay. What a wanker you are. And a tosser. And lots of other negative British terms.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 05:08 PM (d2mYc)

163 I'd kill to see a show featuring Acosta behind the scenes
===========
Hey You're on to something.

Jim Acosta air dropped in the middle of January into the artic circle, with nothing but a laptop, a mocha latte, and some eyebrow pencil. I'd watch that . . .

Posted by: simplemind at January 17, 2018 05:08 PM (PKl1v)

164 Even money Deported Dad has a new life in old Mexico inside of two weeks.

===

Even money Deported Dad is back in the US in #twoweeks.

Posted by: Trang Dang Hu at January 17, 2018 05:08 PM (GroCc)

165 Put a pacifier and a little blue blanket on his chair before they arrive for the Daily press briefing.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 17, 2018 05:09 PM (lKs2v)

166 121 You know what doesn't "feel like America"?
Its an orchestrated chorus of ideologically driven media advancing any "narrative" they can use to undermine the American Electorate and unseat an elected President.
Posted by: xnycpeasant



You know what doesn't feel like America? The media leaving untold Pulitzer Prizes on the table over all of the shenanigans from the Obama administration

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 05:09 PM (dSqvH)

167 Trump should deport this asshat to Russia and see how Putin deals with his hysterical, sissyfit, narcissistic, rude outbursts.

Posted by: ShainS at January 17, 2018 05:09 PM (h0xYE)

168 "Wife of deported dad, who has lived in US for last 30 years, tells me how she tried to explain it to her kids"

I've looked at that story, and mysteriously get the sense that there is stuff that The Media Is Not Telling Us.

We are assured that the guy hasn't even gotten a speeding ticket in the last thirty years, yet mysteriously got a removal order in 2009, which he had put off until now through various appeals.

So, why did the guy get a deportation order in 2009? Judging from cases in my neck of the woods, I suspect that he had been deported earlier, illegally returned to the United States, and got a removal order because of the prior deportation order. It's also unclear how he was allowed to appeal the removal order for eight years.

I don't believe the "he was living quietly in the United States, pure as the driven snow, for twenty years, and then mysteriously got a removal order for no reason" story.

But ICE needs to really up their PR efforts - they needed to have a spokesperson available to explain 1) why the guy got a deportation order in 2009; 2) why is he being deported now; and 3) what criminal record he has in the United States, if any. He doesn't have a privacy right that would keep the US government from disclosing his criminal record and immigration violations.

Even if the media won't cover it, conservative blogs and media would.

ICE is getting killed, PR-wise, allowing these "Modern-Day Saint Cruelly Being Deported" stories, without rebutting them.

Posted by: The Arc Of History at January 17, 2018 05:09 PM (Mrl1e)

169 Jim Acosta, Aus!
TrumpHitler

Posted by: Archer at January 17, 2018 05:09 PM (gbWkA)

170 My cousin's father in law was an illegal alien, lived in this country forty years, started a business, got deported when his oldest son was in high school.

Of course, he came back although he never became a citizen and died here a few years ago.

Posted by: huerfano at January 17, 2018 05:09 PM (EtMVh)

171
But the company promised to create 20,000 new jobs and a new campus thanks, in part, to the prospect of tax reform.

Lies. My betters told me those jobs were never coming back and suck it up buttercup. Oh, and send more tax dollars. They need them more than I do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2018 05:09 PM (RNW8l)

172 Acosta should be declared a commentator, not a journalist. As such, he no longer should be part of the White House Press Corps.

Posted by: Dave Head at January 17, 2018 05:09 PM (kH/If)

173 Jim Acosta:

SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUUTTT UP!

Posted by: Chandler Bing at January 17, 2018 05:06 PM (d2mYc)
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I can almost hear him. Great job, Chanundler.

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 05:09 PM (vDqXW)

174 96 Didn't the Obama administration simply re-define "deportation" to include people tuned back at the border? Prior to his rule, that was never counted.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at January 17, 2018 05:01 PM (fftfA)

Yes, that change in reporting went in to effect in '09 or '10 i believe. They never counted the "turned back at border" people before because deportation usually means "went to court and was ordered to leave" and there's a case file and legal proceedings and all of that.

And of course, "turned back at the border" is always going to be a very unscientific number.

"We dissuaded a bunch of people about to cross the border by rolling up on them in our truck. As soon as they saw us, they sprinted back across the border."
"How many people were there?"
"ehhh... 15 or 20 probably."

Boom, 20 more people "deported."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 17, 2018 05:09 PM (F5+ro)

175 Even money Deported Dad is back in the US in #twoweeks.
Posted by: Trang Dang Hu



Sucker bet. Not taking it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 05:10 PM (dSqvH)

176 I rarely watch any of the FNM in person, nor am I on twitter. So I have some filter -- but it seems to me like one of the great side effects of the Trump presidency is that he gets under the skin of all these *journos* and liberal celebrities and they are reacting by dropping their masks.

Eventually everyone is going to see what pathetic losers these media whiners are. Then maybe there is a chance that reporters, who go out and gather facts and present them, will replace some of the commie journalists who think its their job to advance the greater good by shaping people's worldview.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 17, 2018 05:10 PM (eASYU)

177 I wonder how sassy Jim Acosta would react if Trump told him, "Look, I'm trying to eat my waffle."

Or, "I'm trying to order some shrimp."

For some reason, the MFM thought Barry was adorable when he was shooing them away.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2018 05:10 PM (ptqGC)

178 I don't hit girls. But, for Jim, I would make an exception.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2018 05:10 PM (Dp6qK)

179 149 I shall not rest until Obama is universally known, even in the MSM, as "Ex-President Cock-Curious".

Now where did that darn Emperor of the Universe crown go? Needs polishin'.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 17, 2018 05:07 PM (GckyN)

I believe House Corrino has it on Kaitain.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 05:10 PM (xJa6I)

180 Was that "under the fold" crack a shot at me???

Posted by: lena dunham's FUPA at January 17, 2018 05:10 PM (QCX64)

181 133
I would love it if we had a fair media just ask the question to Democrats "Does anyone here illegally deserve deportation?"



This idea that once something is done about the "dreamers" that the
Democrats are going to stop screaming about deportations is a Chamber of
Commerce bullshit sales pitch.


That is exactly how it should be asked. The answer, of course, would be "Trump supporters".

And you are correct. The next groups will be lined up before the last one clears the immigration office.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2018 05:11 PM (LAe3v)

182 136 I interviewed for a company that does software for cannabis dispensaries.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (6FqZa)

Do companies that make software for cannabis dispensaries have anti-drug policies? Just curious.

Posted by: Not Jerry Garcia at January 17, 2018 05:11 PM (FVLz6)

183 I think what burns me is that Democrats aren't paying a big political price for their support of open borders from voters.

You would think this would be an issue like capital punishment or Law&Order that Democrats would at least want to pretend to support or watch them just lose all the big elections. After Dukakis, they made damn sure they ran someone that supported the death penalty

I'm just amazed there are so many voters that don't care or actively want a policy that basically just lets anyone sneak in here stay.

Posted by: Maritime at January 17, 2018 05:11 PM (lKmt3)

184 107 Chain deportation
Posted by: jsg at January 17, 2018 05:02 PM (0gGpe)


"Ach SOOOOOOOO!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 05:11 PM (mbhDw)

185 So little jimmy had his feelings hurt by the big mean Trump....WTF happened to real "reporters"? All we have now are hordes of National Enquirer wannabes

Posted by: it's me donna at January 17, 2018 05:12 PM (O2RFr)

186 Jim "Sweaty Tears" Acosta

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2018 05:12 PM (oVJmc)

187 I interviewed for a company that does software for cannabis dispensaries.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (6FqZa)

Do companies that make software for cannabis dispensaries have anti-drug policies? Just curious.
Posted by: Not Jerry Garcia




What are the company benefits?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 05:12 PM (dSqvH)

188 I wonder if someone in the ICE offices in Detroit is trying to make the case for the amnesty crew. ICE has singled out this one guy who was brought here as a child, who has a wife, kids, and is employed. Some months back ICE rounded up a dozens of Iraqi immigrants with old criminal convictions who have since then managed to keep themselves out of trouble. Not saying either the Iraqis or the guy from Mexico should get a free pass. It just seems weird that the priority for ICE in this area seems to be law-abiding illegals as opposed to gang-bangers, serial criminals, etc. It's like ICE is trying to make the case "See!!! Trump and Republicans are CRUEL!!! They break up families!!!!"

Posted by: George V at January 17, 2018 05:12 PM (LUHWu)

189 Kids, you Dad is a criminal. Came here illegally. Had a few chances to get green cards and work permit but preferred to drink beer and what telemundo. He will be a big important man in Mexico as once he takes his skills south of the border and the US will suffer economic decline. (kids crying) Hey I was just fuggin wit ya. He will make about 1/3 money if he is lucky and most citizens will be better off.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2018 05:13 PM (BtQd4)

190 172 Acosta should be declared a commentator, not a journalist. As such, he no longer should be part of the White House Press Corps.

Posted by: Dave Head at January 17, 2018 05:09 PM (kH/If)


And yet, Helen Thomas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 05:13 PM (mbhDw)

191 Boom, 20 more people "deported."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 17, 2018 05:09 PM (F5+ro)



That's unduly harsh. Dude was busy saving and/or creating jobs like a pimp to be bothered with accurate deportation numbers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2018 05:13 PM (Dp6qK)

192 So this guy's deportation was such a surprise to him that he...left it to his wife to explain it to their kids?

What a hero.

Don't do anything crazy like make a plan to take your family with you. And for sure leave your wife with all the kids AND the burden of explaining their dad's personal failures vis a vis the laws of this nation.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 17, 2018 04:55 PM (yL25O)


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I thought this guy's case had been slogging through the courts for several years. It should have come as no surprise to him or his family.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2018 05:13 PM (/qEW2)

193 This morning, CNN had a reporter asking people how they feel about PDT, and they were overwhelmingly pro-Trump.

Poor, sad-faced Chris Cuomo whined to Alisyn something about the "coarsening of America." He was displeased with average Americans being happy with the way things are going under the Magnificent Golden Scalp Weasel.

That's right, Chris. We deplorables are "coarse."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2018 05:13 PM (ptqGC)

194 I think Jim Acosta requires the attention of a male sex robot with an unstoppable bionic penis....

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2018 05:13 PM (LiyEm)

195 183
I think what burns me is that Democrats aren't paying a big political price for their support of open borders from voters.

Because the "media" tells them what and how to think

Posted by: it's me donna at January 17, 2018 05:13 PM (O2RFr)

196 Now where did that darn Emperor of the Universe crown go? Needs polishin'.
Posted by: Sharkman
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How'd you like to live out the rest of your life in a pain amplifier?

Posted by: simplemind at January 17, 2018 05:13 PM (APplU)

197 What this country needs is a bounty system on illegals. Let's let capitalism reign from coast to coast. Imagine getting paid to ID illegals? Its easy if you try.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 17, 2018 05:13 PM (YV+SU)

198 172 Acosta should be declared a commentator, not a journalist. As such, he no longer should be part of the White House Press Corps.

Posted by: Dave Head at January 17, 2018 05:09 PM (kH/If)

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Why not such clear standards? You give commentary or opinion in your reporting or mistate facts or quotes you go on probation. Second time credentials are removed.

Posted by: MAGA at January 17, 2018 05:13 PM (fl7Tp)

199
Of course, he came back although he never became a citizen and died here a few years ago.


Posted by: huerfano at January 17, 2018 05:09 PM (EtMVh)

OK, he can stay.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2018 05:13 PM (LAe3v)

200 "Like another country", you mean like a shithole country?

Posted by: abnoxio at January 17, 2018 05:13 PM (knKQ1)

201 Wife of deported dad, who has lived in US for last 30 years, tells me how she tried to explain it to her kids:
____________________

Did she tell her kids that people don't get to pick and choose which laws they're going to obey? That if everybody did that, we'd have anarchy? Did she tell them that their father not only came into the U.S. illegally, but that he has also been living here breaking all sorts of laws for the past three decades -- tax laws, document fraud laws, employment laws, etc.? Did she tell them that U.S. taxpayers have been stuck paying hundred of billions of dollars every year for decades, to provide services for foreigners living in the U.S. illegally, like their dad? Did they discuss how that is grossly unfair to taxpayers, especially since many Americans (like military veterans) need services that they are not getting, because we can't afford it? Did she explain to them that lots of foreigners live in impoverished, violent (i.e. shithole) countries, and want to come live in the U.S., but that the U.S. simply can't take all these people in? Did she explain that it's just not fair for people like their father to just decide to ignore our laws and simply take what they want, and to hell with things like fairness?

Or did she just tell them that Trump is a big fat raaaaaacist meanie?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 17, 2018 05:14 PM (fqUgw)

202 If the parents of "Dreamers" want to stay, on condition their wages are garnished for the amount of any public benefits (including Medicaid) their little Dreamers have racked up, as well as themselves, I'd be all for it.
And end chain migration.
And end the Visa lottery.
And go back to pre 1965 immigration levels and distributions by country of origin.
Deal?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 17, 2018 05:14 PM (W/SyC)

203 Those "Human Faces of Deportation" are almost hilarious when the Europeans do it, always showing some cute big eyed Arab child instead of the 100 angry bearded 25 year old men that happen to be in the same crowd

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2018 05:14 PM (eh0Va)

204 Posted by: pep at January 17, 2018 05:11 PM (LAe3v)


Yep, it never stops. Just like everything with progressives. We best draw a line in the sand now, before the border is totally erased, which I believe 99.9% is the end goal. And they are well on their way.

They are being very successful with it in Europe, so Soros has turned his attention to the US. Globalism is a thing people, even with conservatives.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 05:15 PM (d2mYc)

205 So this guy's deportation was such a surprise to him that he...left it to his wife to explain it to their kids?

What a hero.

Don't do anything crazy like make a plan to take your family with you. And for sure leave your wife with all the kids AND the burden of explaining their dad's personal failures vis a vis the laws of this nation.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 17, 2018 04:55 PM (yL25O)

On the contrary. Per the report I read, he knew it was coming, just didn't know when. Good riddance.
Posted by: Country Boy at January 17, 2018 05:03 PM (A/oGY)


Kate Steinle was unavailable for rebuttal of Sassy Jim.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 17, 2018 05:15 PM (y7DUB)

206 Let's stick to important things: does Trump put his 'teeth' in a glass of water at bedtime?

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at January 17, 2018 05:15 PM (PvCxa)

207 If I get the job I want to stay long enough to get the bong with the company logo.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2018 05:15 PM (6FqZa)

208 All right, off to shoot some bandits in the head

#Borderlands2

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 05:15 PM (xJa6I)

209 OK, he can stay.
Posted by: pep at January 17, 2018 05:13 PM (LAe3v)
__________


for now... but so help me if he causes any trouble at all he's out.

Posted by: IP at January 17, 2018 05:15 PM (/fNs2)

210 "Like another country", you mean like a shithole country?

Thank God it is "another" Country... I'm glad to see we are beginning to free Ourselves from "Obamastan."

Posted by: it's me donna at January 17, 2018 05:15 PM (O2RFr)

211 Not saying either the Iraqis or the guy from Mexico should get a free pass. It just seems weird that the priority for ICE in this area seems to be law-abiding illegals as opposed to gang-bangers, serial criminals, etc. It's like ICE is trying to make the case "See!!! Trump and Republicans are CRUEL!!! They break up families!!!!"
Posted by: George V at January 17, 2018 05:12 PM (LUHWu)

Possible.

But I would imagine that the media is using a bit of selection bias here in who they report on.

Tens of thousands of people are deported annually (hundreds of thousands if we're counting the "turned back at the border" crowd), yet we only hear about a very small number of those cases in the media.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 17, 2018 05:15 PM (F5+ro)

212
But the company promised to create 20,000 new jobs and a new campus thanks, in part, to the prospect of tax reform.



That's a lot of crumbs

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2018 05:15 PM (lKyWE)

213
Boom, 20 more people "deported."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


It's sort of like the statistic of jobs "saved or created."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2018 05:15 PM (IqV8l)

214
Her Majesty, who is not a citizen, had to get her green card renewed and was having all kinds of complications. I told her kindly don't get deported because I would be difficult and expensive to go to New Zealand to get her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2018 05:15 PM (QdDcE)

215 Even money Deported Dad is back in the US in #twoweeks.
Posted by: Trang Dang Hu



Sucker bet. Not taking it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 05:10 PM (dSqvH)

If that's an over/ under, I'll take the under.

Posted by: Country Boy at January 17, 2018 05:16 PM (A/oGY)

216 206
Let's stick to important things: does Trump put his 'teeth' in a glass of water at bedtime?

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at January 17, 2018 05:15 PM (PvCxa)
I can't believe they asked if he wore dentures. I mean c'mon, for all that money he would have implants.

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

217 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 17, 2018 05:14 PM (fqUgw)
______


Well, one choice is certainly easier than the other so..

Posted by: IP at January 17, 2018 05:16 PM (/fNs2)

218 >>If the parents of "Dreamers" want to stay, on condition their wages are
garnished for the amount of any public benefits (including Medicaid)
their little Dreamers have racked up, as well as themselves, I'd be all
for it.


Oh, Hell no - they leave and can never come back.
No way do we reward these people who used their kids like that.
And they've been quite vocal at recent DACA rallies: they demand amnesty along with their "dreamer" kids. Well, that's what the freakin' interpreters said.

Posted by: Mrs. Acosta at January 17, 2018 05:17 PM (W+vEI)

219 Poor, sad-faced Chris Cuomo whined to Alisyn something about the "coarsening of America." He was displeased with average Americans being happy with the way things are going under the Magnificent Golden Scalp Weasel.

That's right, Chris. We deplorables are "coarse."
Posted by: Jane D'oh




I am like 80 grit sandpaper.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 05:17 PM (dSqvH)

220 Know what Human Faces of Deportation the MSM never seems to show?

Katie Steinle's

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2018 05:17 PM (eh0Va)

221 Acosta was race baiting Trump. He has all the charm of a butt plug that made the rounds at Man Country.

Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2018 05:17 PM (aS7LQ)

222 Juan Williams makes The Five unwatchable.

Time to venture out into near-freezing global warming to get the mail.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2018 05:17 PM (ptqGC)

223 Her Majesty, who is not a citizen, had to get her
green card renewed and was having all kinds of complications. I told her
kindly don't get deported because I would be difficult and expensive to
go to New Zealand to get her.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

So she's a kiwi? I'd be tempted to make a move, myself.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2018 05:17 PM (LAe3v)

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2018 05:17 PM (LAe3v)

225 I looked up from reading my book and noticed it was snowing like a banshee. Closed up the book and fixed a drink and rushed to the rocking chair. As soon as I sat down it stopped.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM (mpXpK)

I see your mistake. You fixed a drink. Next time just grab the bottle and sit your ass down.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 17, 2018 05:17 PM (z79tQ)

226 Vic's rocking-chair controls the weather!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2018 05:17 PM (QCX64)

227 I'm also sick to death of these faggoty articles with the sob story pictures of the illegals.

Where will they go? What will they do? Look how sad they are!

I don't give a fat shit. Attempting to manipulate my emotions works: it makes me furious. I'm tired of this manipulative crap. GTFO.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2018 05:17 PM (4ErVI)

228 We could be talking about the twice deported illegal alien in California who is now on trial for killing to cops and laughing about it at his trial and saying his only regret is he didn't kill more and if he is sent to jail he will just escaped and kill again.

That's the America Acosta must be talking about.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2018 05:17 PM (/tuJf)

229 Suck it, barrel.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2018 05:17 PM (LAe3v)

230 108 Do they ever interview guys who don't have work, lose their families because they can't support them or their wives work two jobs to support everyone, their kids get zip opportunities because they are poor, start the cycle all over again so an illegal alien can get that guy's job, get paid less but get food stamps, rent subsidies, and free medical paid for by the woman working two jobs? No? Why not.

Posted by: Lester at January 17, 2018 05:03 PM (LfJIn) >>>>

They used to, IIRC, when a Repub was POTUS. They probably stopped because Dem polling shows a bigger bang for the fake tears by highlighting the plight of the poor hardworking brown "undocumented immigrants." White elites nowadays are going to have more sympathy for downtrodden brown people than for downtrodden whites in Flyover Country.

Nice work by the Prog media/education complex: turning whites against whites by using racism guilt-tripping, and turning Americans against fellow Americans in favor of squatters, based solely on the race/skin color of the squatters.

Posted by: Gref at January 17, 2018 05:18 PM (AMIL/)

231 Boom, 20 more people "deported."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

It's sort of like the statistic of jobs "saved or created."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2018 05:15 PM (IqV8l)

It is very similar, yes.

And of course, the media reports both statistics (and many, many others) uncritically.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 17, 2018 05:18 PM (F5+ro)

232 OT-James Woods on his twitter feed is taking down weepy Cory Booker.r

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2018 05:18 PM (8+Ozj)

233 Does this feel like America?
Do you mean America as in the Continent just west of Europe? If so, then yes it feels like the part of America covered by Mexico or Canada. Very strict rules on immigration. Many controls of freedom of press. Now if you are asking does it feel like the United States. No for the last 15 years or so. But I remember when there were no immigrants. Then I remember NAFTA about trade that really became a way to open boarders.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2018 05:18 PM (BtQd4)

234 Does Trump plan to announce his Media Worst Losers tonight?

Posted by: pogomip at January 17, 2018 05:18 PM (67Tx/)

235 pep, the barrel needs feeding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2018 05:18 PM (ptqGC)

236 I don't give a fat shit. Attempting to manipulate my emotions works: it makes me furious. I'm tired of this manipulative crap.
======
they aren't trying to manipulate your emotions. they are targeting female voters.

Posted by: simplemind at January 17, 2018 05:19 PM (IDihk)

237







Wife of deported dad, who has lived in US for last 30 years, tells me how she tried to explain it to her kids

---

Holy sh*tholes. Imagine the fraud this one man has committed, and then add in his family.

11,000 days. Every day waking up and willingly committing fraud again. Every day making life for other people more expensive or more difficult.

(House Robbie waves at the family after receiving our PIN from the IRS that is required to file taxes after having a SS# stolen and used to file a few years ago.)

F*ck you. Go home.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - sophisticated, uninhibited, pervasive, and everywhere at January 17, 2018 05:19 PM (ks6bw)

238 I interviewed for a company that does software for cannabis dispensaries.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2018 05:05 PM


Don't bogart those bits, my friend.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2018 05:19 PM (ctuyM)

239 That's right, Chris. We deplorables are "coarse."
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Not me. I am really fucking refined. Cultured, even.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 17, 2018 05:19 PM (CPk08)

240 235
pep, the barrel needs feeding.


Posted by: Jane D'oh


Not by me. I am lightning!

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2018 05:20 PM (LAe3v)

241
Let's stick to important things: does Trump put his 'teeth' in a glass of water at bedtime?
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas


Does his chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2018 05:20 PM (IqV8l)

242 pep is picking a fight with the barrel...this might get interesting.

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 05:20 PM (a0IVu)

243 Testing.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 17, 2018 05:20 PM (ldfpl)

244 Even money Deported Dad has a new life in old Mexico inside of two weeks.

=====

Betcha a nickel that Deported Dad has family #1 and cash/property there.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 17, 2018 05:20 PM (MIKMs)

245 And they've been quite vocal at recent DACA rallies: they demand amnesty along with their "dreamer" kids. Well, that's what the freakin' interpreters said.



I love the DACA rallies Where they are waving Mexican flags.
Sorry folks, you chose poorly.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 17, 2018 05:21 PM (dSqvH)

246 But do Brooke Baldwin's boobs feel like America? This is the more important question.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 05:21 PM (NWiLs)

247
By the way, Her Majesty's sympathy for illegals, Dreamers, lottery and chain immigrants is approximately zero.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2018 05:21 PM (kQvUC)

248 >>221 Acosta was race baiting Trump. He has all the charm of a butt plug that made the rounds at Man Country. Posted by: kallisto at January 17, 2018 05:17 PM (aS7LQ)

Edited to read: He is the butt plug that made the rounds at Man Country.

Posted by: Zod at January 17, 2018 05:21 PM (Bdeb0)

249 Wife of deported dad, who has lived in US for last 30 years, tells me how she tried to explain it to her kids

---

Holy sh*tholes. Imagine the fraud this one man has committed, and then add in his family.

11,000 days. Every day waking up and willingly committing fraud again. Every day making life for other people more expensive or more difficult.

(House Robbie waves at the family after receiving our PIN from the IRS that is required to file taxes after having a SS# stolen and used to file a few years ago.)

F*ck you. Go home.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - sophisticated, uninhibited, pervasive, and everywhere at January 17, 2018 05:19 PM (ks6bw)

Yep. Tax fraud, tax evasion, presumably carrying a fake ID (which since 9/11 is a felony in most places), probably committing all kinds of traffic violations daily (no insurance, no registration, no license), probably living in the "grey economy" which is all cash-based with no one paying any income or sales taxes, etc. probably committing all kinds of welfare fraud...

All of that on top of breaking the law by coming here illegally.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 17, 2018 05:21 PM (F5+ro)

250 Juan Williams makes The Five unwatchable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2018 05:17 PM (ptqGC)
---
Like most libs on Fox, he simply sits in a chair and spins the party line. Sure I like to see both sides represented, but actually engage the topic, don't put up a billboard of the best Dem strategy of the day.

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 05:21 PM (vDqXW)

251 Her Majesty, who is not a citizen, had to get her green card renewed and was having all kinds of complications. I told her kindly don't get deported because I would be difficult and expensive to go to New Zealand to get her.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2018 05:15 PM (QdDcE)

By saying that, you immediately lost the upper hand in any future negotiations.

Posted by: Country Boy at January 17, 2018 05:21 PM (A/oGY)

252 I mean c'mon, for all that money he would have implants.


Perfect human teeth removed from orphan Dreamers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2018 05:21 PM (QQ+il)

253 "Prince Gaylord Urkel"

Pure poetry.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 17, 2018 05:21 PM (8iiMU)

254 232
OT-James Woods on his twitter feed is taking down weepy Cory Booker.r

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2018 05:18 PM (8+Ozj)



Ace should have a AoSHQ AMA for James Woods. He sounds like he's a real hoot.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2018 05:22 PM (Dp6qK)

255 Not me. I am really fucking refined. Cultured, even.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 17, 2018 05:19 PM (CPk0

Fuckin' A!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 05:22 PM (NWiLs)

256 247


By the way, Her Majesty's sympathy for illegals, Dreamers, lottery and chain immigrants is approximately zero.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2018 05:21 PM (kQvUC)
Most legal immigrants feel that way.

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 05:22 PM (a0IVu)

257 I am like 80 grit sandpaper.
Posted by: rickb223


no math! no math!

Posted by: Adriane the Lisping Critic ... at January 17, 2018 05:22 PM (AoK0a)

258 would be difficult and expensive to go to New Zealand to get her.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2018 05:15 PM


OTOH, the Australians say the sheep are quite friendly there.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2018 05:22 PM (ctuyM)

259 Imagine there are no borders
It's easy if you try
No Mexico below us
Above us only flies
Imagine all the people
Living for today... Aha-ah...

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
No Western Culture
And no Christianity too
Imagine all the people
Living life in shitholes...ahahaha

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one...

Under Islam.
Lalalala


Posted by: CAIR, Erdogan, and Soros: Songwriters at January 17, 2018 05:23 PM (d2mYc)

260 Know what Human Faces of Deportation the MSM never seems to show?

Katie Steinle's
Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2018 05:17 PM (eh0Va)


She's my default response to any of the open border cocksuckers.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 17, 2018 05:23 PM (y7DUB)

261
Frankly, as I stated in my morning commentary last week, I don't care if you were dragged across the border as a pawn/human shield or fell out of your foreigner momma's womb on our soil. You are NOT a citizen and NOT entitled to the rights and privileges of a US citizen. You are a foreigner and/or stateless person here illegally and should be REPATRIATED (I like that word) back to where your parents are citizens. If you want to be a citizen here, get in line and do it the legal way. Afterwards, maybe you will be allowed to come.

That said, we need a complete halt on all immigration for at least 25 years, preferably 40 and with it a complete cessation of everything and anything bilingual, a cutting off of Uncle Sugar and the severe prosecution of anyone knowingly hiring illegal aliens.

Enough is enough.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 05:23 PM (mbhDw)

262 Preteen girls are less emotional than Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 05:23 PM (NWiLs)

263 Zero fucks given about non citizens.

Posted by: Side of Beef at January 17, 2018 05:23 PM (jeefx)

264 >>>Did CNN do any stories about the Human Face of Deportation about Obama?


Kate Steinle is a human face of importation, and only one of many aspects of the damage the Democrats have caused.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2018 05:23 PM (/qEW2)

265 >>Poor, sad-faced Chris Cuomo whined to Alisyn something about the
"coarsening of America." He was displeased with average Americans being
happy with the way things are going under the Magnificent Golden Scalp
Weasel.
That's right, Chris. We deplorables are "coarse."



As Instapundit has noted: the Tea Party was the polite push-back. The Dems and MSM mocked ("tea-baggers) and demonized them (initially attribute every nutso attack to a Tea Partier), so the next version of push-back was Trump.

Do you really want to keep pushing, Chris?

Posted by: Mrs. Acosta at January 17, 2018 05:23 PM (W+vEI)

266 Apparently hookers with no teeth get paid pretty well

Just things I've heard

Posted by: jsg at January 17, 2018 05:24 PM (0gGpe)

267 257 I am like 80 grit sandpaper.
Posted by: rickb223

no math! no math!
Posted by: Adriane the Lisping Critic ... at January 17, 2018 05:22 PM (AoK0a)

Who the hell counts their grits? I just eat 'em.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 05:24 PM (NWiLs)

268
I mean c'mon, for all that money he would have implants.

Perfect human teeth removed from orphan Dreamers.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


The ones raised on Clone Island

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2018 05:24 PM (IqV8l)

269 Hmm. I got banned at gateway pundit and have no idea why. Plus I haven't been able to post from my phone in a long time. I keep getting an internal server error. What's up with that?

Posted by: Jaimo at January 17, 2018 05:24 PM (EVJ0V)

270 Does this feel like America?



yes, for the first time in years Jimbo.

before this it felt like Soviet Iran with a side of Folsom Street Fair.

Posted by: x at January 17, 2018 05:24 PM (nFwvY)

271 Kate Steinle is a human face of importation, and only one of many aspects of the damage the Democrats have caused.

And if you asked most people who she is they wouldn't know...

Posted by: it's me donna at January 17, 2018 05:24 PM (O2RFr)

272 That said, we need a complete halt on all immigration for at least 25 years, preferably 40 and with it a complete cessation of everything and anything bilingual, a cutting off of Uncle Sugar and the severe prosecution of anyone knowingly hiring illegal aliens.

Enough is enough.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 05:23 PM (mbhDw)

...not going to happen.

And during our last immigration freeze, from what I've read, the plan was for it to stay that way. The west was being populated, no more indian wars to fight, and no real reason to bring in more immigrants.

Of course, all of that changed in '65.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 17, 2018 05:24 PM (F5+ro)

273
Poor, sad-faced Chris Cuomo whined to Alisyn something about the "coarsening of America."



He sure was coarsewith Kellyanne Conway on his show last week.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2018 05:24 PM (lKyWE)

274 Advice to Leftists- pick up a history book not written by another Leftists

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2018 05:25 PM (aC6Sd)

275 Ace you said video beneath the fold, but there is no fold and no video link! HELP

Posted by: Village Idiot at January 17, 2018 05:25 PM (bf86X)

276 261
Frankly, as I stated in my morning commentary last week, I don't care if you were dragged across the border as a pawn/human shield or fell out of your foreigner momma's womb on our soil. You are NOT a citizen and NOT entitled to the rights and privileges of a US citizen. You are a foreigner and/or stateless person here illegally and should be REPATRIATED (I like that word) back to where your parents are citizens. If you want to be a citizen here, get in line and do it the legal way. Afterwards, maybe you will be allowed to come.

That said, we need a complete halt on all immigration for at least 25 years, preferably 40 and with it a complete cessation of everything and anything bilingual, a cutting off of Uncle Sugar and the severe prosecution of anyone knowingly hiring illegal aliens.

Enough is enough.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 05:23 PM (mbhDw)

*lights cigarette*

Posted by: Side of Beef at January 17, 2018 05:25 PM (jeefx)

277 7 Illegal immigrants are the new homeless for the left media.
Posted by: geoffb at January 17, 2018 04:48 PM (zOpu5)

Both problems created by Prgressivism. Homeless were fukn nuts until Jimmy Carter decided to FREE them in the name of justice. He would have been more successful free the penguin exhibit from the National Zoo to roam free and feed at the Reflection Pool. Illegal immigration was was created as a subset of globalism and American Decline. Globalism means all cultures are equal, beneficial, and can contribute equally. HA! And letting in third world shit hole country citizens is self fulfilling decline.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2018 05:25 PM (BtQd4)

278
Who the hell counts their grits? I just eat 'em.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable


If you don't count them then you don't know hominy grits.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2018 05:25 PM (IqV8l)

279

I am sure if the WH took away his press pool credentials he would physically try to storm in the pressers and cause a flaming scene.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 17, 2018 05:25 PM (fceHP)

280 Afterwards, maybe you will be allowed to come.

Funny, I said this just the other night.

Posted by: Mistress Paine at January 17, 2018 05:25 PM (NWiLs)

281 Toothless Gobbies cost extra in Perth.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2018 05:25 PM (OyjiK)

282 I got banned at gateway pundit and have no idea why.

You should ask the moderators there. Hoft is an excitable fellow himself and maybe he meant to ban someone else.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2018 05:26 PM (6FqZa)

283 Not just 12 year old goth girls get their periods.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2018 05:26 PM (BtQd4)

284 Wife of deported dad, who has lived in US for last 30 years, tells me how she tried to explain it to her kids:

"Well, kids, Dad was an illegal alien, who got away with this shit for 30 years, but there's a new sheriff in town, and laws are getting enforced."

"Now the question is, would you rather be with Dad, or stay in the U.S.?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2018 05:26 PM (mX9wC)

285 278
Who the hell counts their grits? I just eat 'em.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable

If you don't count them then you don't know hominy grits.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2018 05:25 PM (IqV8l)

Oh Gawd...

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 05:26 PM (NWiLs)

286 272 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 17, 2018 05:24 PM (F5+ro)


Before Trump, the freeze was never going to happen. The more the Dems think or try to fuck him over, the more he may well be pushed into at least stating that goal.

I would be happy with at least that. Like the "shithole" comment, it at least gets it into the public discourse, where the MFM is desperate to prevent it from going.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 05:26 PM (mbhDw)

287 And letting in third world shit hole country citizens is self fulfilling decline.
==========
when every country is a shithole, there will be no more countries.

Posted by: George Soros at January 17, 2018 05:26 PM (FBBTE)

288 >> I keep getting an internal server error. What's up with that?


Smart Punctuation setting?

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2018 05:27 PM (OyjiK)

289 If you don't count them then you don't know hominy grits.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2018 05:25 PM (IqV8l)
---
I am in AWE.

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 05:27 PM (vDqXW)

290 I don't know how many of you saw Chappelle's latest netflix special, but he makes a good point. While saying he hates Trump and all the normal yada yada he says that he knows a lot of trump voters in Ohio (where he lives) and that not only are they not deplorable, but what the fuck do you expect from people when other white people call them "trash" and finally someone is (in his reading, pretending) to appreciate and respect them?

I'd never really thought about it that way, but yeah -- rich white people living on the coasts calling people "white trash" is actually really fucked up.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 17, 2018 05:27 PM (F5+ro)

291 Preteen girls are less emotional than Jim Acosta.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 05:23 PM (NWiLs)


lol

Posted by: CAIR, Erdogan, and Soros: Songwriters at January 17, 2018 05:27 PM (d2mYc)

292 Does his chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


If tin whistles are made of tin, are foghorns racist, sexist, or both ?

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at January 17, 2018 05:27 PM (AoK0a)

293 So are the (D)s upset because he's been deported back to a beautiful, clean, thriving country?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 17, 2018 05:28 PM (ks6bw)

294
I needed close tags 'cause I had none

I fought the Barrel and the Barrel won

I fought the Barrel and the Barrel won

I left my Deplorables' Cookbook and I feel so bad

I guess my race is run

Well, she's the best Cookbook I've ever had

I fought the Barrel and the Barrel won

I fought the Barrel and the Barrel won

Posted by: Bobby Fuller Phour at January 17, 2018 05:28 PM (ctuyM)

295 292 Does his chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

No, but he is his own grampa.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 05:28 PM (NWiLs)

296
Plus I haven't been able to post from my phone in a long time. I keep getting an internal server error. What's up with that?

Posted by: Jaimo at January 17, 2018 05:24 PM (EVJ0V)


Your phone is using fancy ancy quotes. Turn them off if you're getting the dreaded 500 error.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 17, 2018 05:28 PM (2FqvZ)

297 252 I mean c'mon, for all that money he would have implants.


Perfect human teeth removed from orphan Dreamers.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2018 05:21 PM (QQ+il)

By Dr. Christian Szell, der Weisse Engel

Posted by: Archer at January 17, 2018 05:28 PM (gbWkA)

298 I used to post on a boating board where I was band so much I I created an alt board called band camp.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2018 05:28 PM (BtQd4)

299 Narrator: We've secretly replaced this years Olympics athletes Profiles in Courage with our patented Innocent Faces of Deportation. Let's see if the audience can tell the difference.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at January 17, 2018 05:28 PM (AJeMv)

300 "You been here 30 year, you go now!"

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2018 05:28 PM (OyjiK)

301 I've become addicted to this guy's channel which might be of interest to some 'rons:

https://tinyurl.com/yclluapg

Canadian guy who built a kickass log cabin-by himself (!) and using no power tools (!) Dude has some serious, and I mean serious carpentry and woodworking skillz. And bushcraft skills. Broadaxes, drawknives, froes and mauls, manual drills, bow saws, you name it, if it uses no power he can do it. It really makes me jealous, but he's a cool, down to earth guy.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 17, 2018 05:29 PM (ul9CR)

302 Before Trump, the freeze was never going to happen. The more the Dems think or try to fuck him over, the more he may well be pushed into at least stating that goal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 05:26 PM (mbhDw)

We shall see, but with 100% of the D party, and probably, oh 50+% of the R party so pro-immigration (both legal and illegal), I just don't see how it happens.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 17, 2018 05:29 PM (F5+ro)

303
Idea:

DREAMers to form the cadres of a new Peace Corpse. Send them back to rebuild their ancestral homes. We promise to pay them in 10 years. Cross our hearts. Just like Ronald Reagan got his border security after Simpson-Mazzoli.

You can trust us!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 05:29 PM (mbhDw)

304 I used to post on a boating board where I was banned so much

the other boaters were probably pissed at the howitzer you accidentally dropped in there. Really does a number on the lower hull.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 17, 2018 05:30 PM (6FqZa)

305 58 At what point did Sarah Sanders make Jim Acosta dress like a cheerleader while she lubed up the strap on?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 17, 2018 04:56 PM (xJa6I)
15 Nov 2017, 1545 EST.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2018 05:30 PM (BtQd4)

306 Dammit!

I have too many socks on.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 05:30 PM (d2mYc)

307 At the beginning of the Trump Tarantella Dance, I thought the manic behavior was all partisan facade by them.... now I am convinced it is more of a psychosis.... I am sure there is ergot involved, somehow....

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2018 05:30 PM (zSVEm)

308 If you don't count them then you don't know hominy grits.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Ewe ease a bah demand ...

Posted by: Adriane the Genteel Southern Critic ... at January 17, 2018 05:30 PM (AoK0a)

309 How does Chappelle explain away the fact that Trump is indeed fulfilling many of his campaign promises, if not exceeding on some. He's trying on others we'll see what happens.

If Trump was just mouthing the platitudes he'd already be a solid GOPe president and we'd be getting nothing (except amnesty and more free trade agreements).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2018 05:30 PM (4ErVI)

310 Huffpo said the girl who lied about the hijab attack deserves an apology.

I'm beginning to think we don't even speak the same language.

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 05:30 PM (vDqXW)

311 Your phone is using fancy ancy quotes. Turn them off if you're getting the dreaded 500 error.
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 17, 2018 05:28 PM (2FqvZ)

How does one do that? I don't see any options for turning those off on my iPhone but I could be missing something.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 05:31 PM (NWiLs)

312 Always glad I don't watch this crap. And sorry that some of you take all the burden on yourselves.
Well, not really.

Posted by: RI Red - Coarsest of the coarse, of course at January 17, 2018 05:31 PM (NWTNk)

313 I just know a lot of these illegals go back and forth to Mexico all the time during the holidays.

The idea they can never go back is beyond stupid.

At least refugees from actual war torn areas that have things like genocide going have an excuse (but its still not my problem). But migrants looking for seasonal work?

Mexicans having to move back to Mexico (where Americans save up to go on vacation to) is hardly sending someone to a death camp.

Posted by: Maritime at January 17, 2018 05:31 PM (lKmt3)

314 302
We shall see, but with 100% of the D party, and probably, oh 50+% of the R party so pro-immigration (both legal and illegal), I just don't see how it happens.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 17, 2018 05:29 PM (F5+ro)

Yeah, I totally get it. But as in the Art of the Deal, you stake out your position that is as far away from what your opposition wants as possible, i.e. a 40 year immigration ban.

As I said, at the very least the words "40 year immigration ban" are put into the public discourse and people start talking and thinking.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 05:31 PM (mbhDw)

315 Testing. Again.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 17, 2018 05:32 PM (EVJ0V)

316 309 How does Chappelle explain away the fact that Trump is indeed fulfilling many of his campaign promises, if not exceeding on some. He's trying on others we'll see what happens.

If Trump was just mouthing the platitudes he'd already be a solid GOPe president and we'd be getting nothing (except amnesty and more free trade agreements).
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2018 05:30 PM (4ErVI)

He got so raked over the coals for saying "these people aren't deplorable" right after the election, that if he admitted he was Trump -curious (which I think he may be), he'd never work another day in show business again.

So I cut him a ton of slack on the "yeah but Trump sucks" stuff. It almost seemed to be a cover so that no one could run the story (again) "Chappelle is pro-Trump!!!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 17, 2018 05:32 PM (F5+ro)

317 313. It's a start.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 17, 2018 05:32 PM (fA1SL)

318 Heh, they FOX's doctor, Dr. Mark Siegal, about Sanjay Gutpa's "diagnosis" of Trump having heart disease:

He's not a cardiologist, he's not an internist, he's out of his depth, and likely got this off the internet.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 17, 2018 05:33 PM (8O3HH)

319 the media actually asked SHS about the fake news award during the press conference...gets me thinking they actually want to win it.

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 05:33 PM (a0IVu)

320 269 Hmm. I got banned at gateway pundit and have no idea why. Plus I haven't been able to post from my phone in a long time. I keep getting an internal server error. What's up with that?
Posted by: Jaimo at January 17, 2018 05:24 PM (EVJ0V


If you're on an iPhone settings general keyboards turn off smart punctuation.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 17, 2018 05:33 PM (lKs2v)

321
Tax on remittances.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2018 05:33 PM (+84DJ)

322 I'm ok on Gateway now. That was strange, but I'm still getting the internal server error when I try posting from my iPhone. Ok, now it's letting me post the word testing, but nothing longer than that. Can someone tell me why that would happen?

Posted by: Jaimo at January 17, 2018 05:33 PM (EVJ0V)

323 McConnell says he has no feel for what PDT wants in a budget. Yeah right Bitch.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 17, 2018 05:33 PM (r9UYA)

324
Huffpo said the girl who lied about the hijab attack deserves an apology.

I'm beginning to think we don't even speak the same language.
Posted by: Axeman


Shades of Bizarro world and goatee Spock town.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2018 05:33 PM (IqV8l)

325 " No, Mr. Garrison, we can't get rid of all the Mexicans"....
(South Park.... what gets away with stuff...).

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2018 05:33 PM (zSVEm)

326 316 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 17, 2018 05:32 PM (F5+ro)


Black support for Trump has doubled since the election. Black unemployment is at record low levels. The Trump-is-Racist meme is not working.

I think there is a golden opportunity for the golden scalp weasel to really do some damage to the Dems.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 05:34 PM (mbhDw)

327 I'm back. Yay. Thanks Buzz.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 17, 2018 05:34 PM (EVJ0V)

328 Below the fold.... Like a vulva?

Posted by: Monk at January 17, 2018 05:35 PM (g4lFK)

329 If you're on an iPhone settings general keyboards turn off smart punctuation.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 17, 2018 05:33 PM (lKs2v)

I have an iPhone but there's no such option. Perhaps it's because it's an older model on older OS

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 05:35 PM (NWiLs)

330 322 I'm ok on Gateway now. That was strange, but I'm still getting the internal server error when I try posting from my iPhone. Ok, now it's letting me post the word testing, but nothing longer than that. Can someone tell me why that would happen?
Posted by: Jaimo at January 17, 2018 05:33 PM (EVJ0V)

Do you have " smart punctuation on"?? Just taking a stab...

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2018 05:35 PM (zSVEm)

331 This is Not America

Posted by: David Bowie and Pat Metheny at January 17, 2018 05:36 PM (7uYFy)

332 >>Idea:
DREAMers to form the cadres of a new Peace Corpse. Send them back to
rebuild their ancestral homes. We promise to pay them in 10 years.
Cross our hearts. Just like Ronald Reagan got his border security after
Simpson-Mazzoli.



You can trust us!



*sniff*
*wipes tear*

That's beautiful, JJ! Your concern for your fellow man + Alinsky #4 = Winning,

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2018 05:36 PM (W+vEI)

333 Black support for Trump has doubled since the election. Black
unemployment is at record low levels. The Trump-is-Racist meme is not
working.

For one thing I don't think the Black population likes the Hispanic population... At least not here in Sunny Mexifornia

Posted by: it's me donna at January 17, 2018 05:37 PM (O2RFr)

334 http://bit.ly/2DdMkKb

Under Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, FBI Director Mueller and CIA Director Petraeus Grounded Critical Benghazi Rescue Operation

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 17, 2018 05:37 PM (y3aQB)

335 At the beginning of the Trump Tarantella Dance, I
thought the manic behavior was all partisan facade by them.... now I am
convinced it is more of a psychosis.... I am sure there is ergot
involved, somehow....

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2018 05:30 PM (zSVEm)


DC is full of people who've spent their lives trying to get to DC. Shaking hands, kissing babies, studying at the right schools, getting all the right jobs... all so they could be in power, or around power. Trump... didn't. As Alex mentioned yesterday, Trump basically decided, "I think I'll be President in my retirement." And then he did it. And everyone else in DC is pissed because he proved that they aren't as elite as they constantly told themselves that they were.

Trump is like a guy who, having never played a single game in his
life, manages to walk into tryouts for the Steelers and walk out with
the starting quarterback slot. And now he's successful.


Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 17, 2018 05:37 PM (LrbFI)

336 Huffpo said the girl who lied about the hijab attack deserves an apology.



Oh ffs. Suck it Huff Po. You should be asking her if she has undergone FGM. Idiots.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 05:37 PM (d2mYc)

337 107 Chain deportation

Posted by: jsg at January 17, 2018 05:02 PM (0gGpe)
............

I like the sound of that. And if we secure the chain to an overpass in Ciudad Juarez it might take them longer to cross back to the U.S.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2018 05:37 PM (HgMAr)

338 331 This is Not America
Posted by: David Bowie and Pat Metheny at January 17, 2018 05:36 PM (7uYFy)

As you are looking around, do you notice a Burning Lake anywhere??

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2018 05:37 PM (zSVEm)

339 Yes kraken I did. What the hell does that have to do with anything. I did an update recently. Wonder if that changed it.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 17, 2018 05:37 PM (EVJ0V)

340 318 Heh, they FOX's doctor, Dr. Mark Siegal, about Sanjay Gutpa's "diagnosis" of Trump having heart disease:

He's not a cardiologist, he's not an internist, he's out of his depth, and likely got this off the internet.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 17, 2018 05:33 PM (8O3HH)

Also, he based on that on slightly-higher-than-average calcium levels.

Which, yeah, probably not great, but also -- who the fuck doesn't have some "high" numbers, especially in their 70s? Dude hasn't even examined Trump, it's kind of irresponsible and meaningless to say "based on the results of this test I'm looking at, Trump is not as healthy as a 20-year old"

But, okay, even if Trump DOES have some heart issues and his doctor is wrong -- so what? So do millions of Americans his age.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 17, 2018 05:37 PM (F5+ro)

341 Tax on remittances.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2018 05:33 PM (+84DJ)
=====
Not only does that help with border security on our southern border, it also helps with terrorist funding worldwide.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 17, 2018 05:37 PM (MIKMs)

342 I'm loving this buttwhupping the media is giving itself. I bet within say a month PDT will be forcing them to swallow their own tongue. Like Hannibal Lecter did.

Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2018 05:37 PM (zLDYs)

343
Black support for Trump has doubled since the election. Black unemployment is at record low levels. The Trump-is-Racist meme is not working. I think there is a golden opportunity for the golden scalp weasel to really do some damage to the Dems.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 05:34 PM (mbhDw)


If Trump can split the Hispanic vote dems will become border hawks

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2018 05:38 PM (lKyWE)

344 >>>you stake out your position that is as far away from what your opposition wants as possible, i.e. a 40 year immigration ban.




that's 40 years forward and backward. you didn't know? well, when you assume...

Posted by: x at January 17, 2018 05:38 PM (nFwvY)

345 >>>I would love it if we had a fair media just ask the question to Democrats "Does anyone here illegally deserve deportation?"


I think this is the fallacy liberals want people to unthinkingly buy into. If you don't think it's okay to deport this guy, then deportation is wrong, period. All or nothing, as if there were no alternatives.

Though to be frank, I wouldn't take issue with them on this occasion, since I do believe it *should* be "all". So let them bring their most compelling case.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2018 05:38 PM (/qEW2)

346 77,000 killed in cartel Wars since 2006, 1750 killed in Tijuana last year. US issues travel warning for six Mexico states, not even classified as a shithole by Trump at the meeting.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 17, 2018 05:38 PM (6Ll1u)

347 Does this feel like America? Getting rid of non Americans makes it less like America. Brilliant.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 17, 2018 05:38 PM (fkUKA)

348
Why would a Chinese stink bug think that right now -- with below freezing temperatures only a couple feet away -- would be a good time to slowly traipse across my computer screen.

Bye, bye. See ya. Wouldn't wanna be ya.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 17, 2018 05:38 PM (2FqvZ)

349 Huffpo said the girl who lied about the hijab attack deserves an apology.

"We're sorry you weren't attacked."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2018 05:39 PM (oVJmc)

350 331 This is Not America
Posted by: David Bowie and Pat Metheny at January 17, 2018 05:36 PM (7uYFy)

Meh. You're afraid of Americans.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 05:39 PM (NWiLs)

351 Black support for Trump has doubled since the election. Black unemployment is at record low levels. The Trump-is-Racist meme is not working.

I think there is a golden opportunity for the golden scalp weasel to really do some damage to the Dems.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 05:34 PM (mbhDw)

In my experience (granted, totally anecdotal), black people aren't very political, and just tend to vote D because that's what they know, that's what all the big figures in the "black community" do and because R's are all racist, duh.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 17, 2018 05:39 PM (F5+ro)

352 329 If you're on an iPhone settings general keyboards turn off smart punctuation.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 17, 2018 05:33 PM (lKs2v)

I have an iPhone but there's no such option. Perhaps it's because it's an older model on older OS
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 05:35 PM (NWiLs)



Probably. This became a problem with iOS 11. It wasn't an issue on earlier iOS's. "Apple productst are so nice!" *New iOS adds a bunch of dumb features ditches podcast layout, and resets all the crap you had previously turned off*

Posted by: buzzion at January 17, 2018 05:39 PM (lKs2v)

353 >>So I cut him a ton of slack on the "yeah but Trump sucks" stuff. It
almost seemed to be a cover so that no one could run the story (again)
"Chappelle is pro-Trump!!!"


IIRC, it was Chappelle and Chris Rock who did that SNL post-election skit making fun of Hillary supporters.

Yes, yes it was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHG0ezLiVGc

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2018 05:39 PM (W+vEI)

354 This is Not America
Posted by: David Bowie and Pat Metheny at January 17, 2018 05:36 PM (7uYFy)

As you are looking around, do you notice a Burning Lake anywhere??
Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2018 05:37 PM (zSVEm)

What of it mate? Ashes to Ashes, ya know.

Posted by: Zombie David Bowie at January 17, 2018 05:40 PM (7uYFy)

355 321
Tax on remittances.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2018 05:33 PM (+84DJ)

Last weekend I spent an hour or so reading a write up someone did on the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire back in 1911. They were using poor immigrant females and of course the building was a code violation nightmare. Place caught on fire and a lot of the ladies had to jump. More of them burned up inside.

They had witness accounts and some remembrances of people who survived and I noticed a couple of them talked about sending money back home to Europe to the family.

It's been going on for a long time. I imagine there were people who weren't happy about it back then, but in this case these weren't illegals. Just poor immigrants who were newly minted citizens or children of immigrants. Regardless they had citizenship. Illegals I could care less about. I'd take the remittances if I was in charge.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 17, 2018 05:40 PM (4ErVI)

356 Under Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, FBI Director Mueller and CIA Director Petraeus Grounded Critical Benghazi Rescue Operation

-

Well duh. They checked the battle schedule and knew it wouldn't arrive in time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 17, 2018 05:40 PM (ks6bw)

357 I wouldn't wipe my ass with one of Princess Cock-Swizzle's reports.

You tell Jim to step into my office. I've got Bad News for this cotton stain.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 17, 2018 05:40 PM (Ckg4U)

358 331 This is Not America

I like that song. It does't SEEM to be anti-America, lyrically, as far as I can tell. Not sure what it's about. If it is anti-America, it's couched in inscrutable lyrics, which is a good thing.

But I like the song.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 17, 2018 05:40 PM (ul9CR)

359 I'd never really thought about it that way, but yeah -- rich white people living on the coasts calling people "white trash" is actually really fucked up.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 17, 2018 05:27 PM (F5+ro)


Chappelle may not be as "brilliant" as his shills say, but he's no fucking dummy and very funny.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 17, 2018 05:40 PM (y7DUB)

360 I guess the wife and kids liked their father so much they decided not to go with him.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 17, 2018 05:41 PM (2DOZq)

361 339
Yes kraken I did. What the hell does that have to do with anything. I did an update recently. Wonder if that changed it.
Posted by: Jaimo at January 17, 2018 05:37 PM (EVJ0V)

Apple has a bug, feature... thing where occasionally after updates they whimsically move settings back to a default, and you have to go in and get it the way you want it.....again...
I blame Tim Cook...

Posted by: kraken at January 17, 2018 05:41 PM (zSVEm)

362 Meh. You're afraid of Americans.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 17, 2018 05:39 PM (NWiLs)

It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow....

Posted by: Zombie David Bowie at January 17, 2018 05:41 PM (7uYFy)

363 To be fair, Dr Gupta's house needs a new roof, I can tell where I sit its going to leak very soon so its best to rip it off and start over.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2018 05:42 PM (aC6Sd)

364 Upthread Jane mentioned the CNN story about pro- Trump voters

CNN went back and found Dem's that voted for Trump to see if they were sorry about their vote.

Not a one. These D were more than satisfied with their vote. CNN stumped again.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2018 05:42 PM (BFWvf)

365 That dumbass tv doctor Goofta's got a brain disease. It called liberalism.

Posted by: Mr Ed at January 17, 2018 05:42 PM (UdKB7)

366 Jim Acosta: "So the NY Times reported today that President Trump got a D- on his physical exam. Defend That."

Sara S: "Physical exams are not graded, and you didn't ask a question."

Jim A:"Critics note that President Trump said that he doesn't like chocolate cereals. Defend that racist viewpoint."

Sara S: "Jim don't make me have to come down there and put one of my Buster Brown shoes in your ass."

Jim A: "You said Brown, admit you are racist."

President Trump: "Out".

Jim A: "You're not the boss of me!"

Secret Service Agent: Tosses Acosta out of White House like Hillary into a van.

Jim A on CNN Whirled News: "Does this feel like America to you?"

Posted by: An Observation at January 17, 2018 05:42 PM (5MLH0)

367
For one thing I don't think the Black population likes the Hispanic population... At least not here in Sunny Mexifornia
Posted by: it's me donna at January 17, 2018 05:37 PM (O2RFr)


FOX did a man on the street segment in L.A. a week ago about DACA and the only guy who said send them back to Mexico was a black guy

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2018 05:42 PM (lKyWE)

368 I remember a high school in south Phoenix that years ago was 1/3 white, 1/3 mexican, and 1/3 black. (it's probably 90 mexican now) I remember the white kids used to hide out in the AP classes and get their parents to drop them off and pick them up, while the black and mexican kids would be out fightin' each other for turf every afternoon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2018 05:42 PM (k1TUh)

369 I'm loving this buttwhupping the media is giving itself. I bet within say a month PDT will be forcing them to swallow their own tongue. Like Hannibal Lecter did.
Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2018 05:37 PM (zLDYs)


Any day I think one will just physically collapse. Even if faking the outrage, this increases their anxiety and blood pressure off the charts. They are hurting themselves not just mentally, but physically.

Any day...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 17, 2018 05:42 PM (fceHP)

370 I guess the wife and kids liked their father so much they decided not to go with him.
Back to that shithole?

Posted by: wife and kids at January 17, 2018 05:42 PM (O2RFr)

371 344 >>>you stake out your position that is as far away from what your opposition wants as possible, i.e. a 40 year immigration ban.




that's 40 years forward and backward. you didn't know? well, when you assume...
Posted by: x at January 17, 2018 05:38 PM (nFwvY)

We had no immigration from the 20's until 1965. I do not want a 40 year ban. I want some real numbers. Less than 30% on welfare or other aid. Greater than 60% proficient in English. Same for citizenship.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2018 05:42 PM (BtQd4)

372 351
In my experience (granted, totally anecdotal), black people aren't very political, and just tend to vote D because that's what they know, that's what all the big figures in the "black community" do and because R's are all racist, duh.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 17, 2018 05:39 PM (F5+ro)


Hence, the opportunity for PDT to get his message out as only he can. There's no one else that can do it. I think he has to make the effort. The fate of Black America touches on so many socioeconomic issues in the Trump agenda that he can kill multiple birds with one stone. Especially immigration, illegal and legal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 05:42 PM (mbhDw)

373 Scary Monsters is one of the greatest albums ever, man.

F*ck me, that's one solid record. Plus bonus Robert Fripp.

But while I've loved it since it came out, over the years I've come to realize that Scary Monsters is a stone-cold masterpiece.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 17, 2018 05:42 PM (ul9CR)

374 You're a genius Buzzion. You have helped me out in the past. Glad you were here. I've been lurking since I haven't been able to post in so long.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 17, 2018 05:43 PM (EVJ0V)

375
Huffpo said the girl who lied about the hijab attack deserves an apology.

"[Simon] Cameron was nominated for President, but gave his support to Abraham Lincoln at the 1860 Republican National Convention. Lincoln, as part of a political bargain, named Cameron Secretary of War. Because of allegations of corruption and lax management, he was forced to resign early in 1862. His corruption was so notorious that a Pennsylvania congressman, Thaddeus Stevens, when discussing Cameron's honesty with Lincoln, told Lincoln that 'I don't think that he would steal a red hot stove.' When Cameron demanded Stevens retract this statement, Stevens told Lincoln 'I believe I told you he would not steal a red-hot stove. I will now take that back.'"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2018 05:43 PM (+84DJ)

376 This is Not America

I like that song. It does't SEEM to be anti-America, lyrically, as far as I can tell. Not sure what it's about. If it is anti-America, it's couched in inscrutable lyrics, which is a good thing.

But I like the song.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 17, 2018 05:40 PM (ul9CR)

It's not anti-American. I just like the way it sounds.
But the movie it was used for--The Falcon & the Snowman" was typical '80's anti-Reagan Hollywood.....

Posted by: Zombie David Bowie at January 17, 2018 05:43 PM (7uYFy)

377 Sprechen sie "Sassy"?

https://tinyurl.com/ybhdbe5w

*****

God I miss Phil Hartmann.

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 17, 2018 05:44 PM (0YSzp)

378 I like that song. It does't SEEM to be anti-America, lyrically, as far as I can tell. Not sure what it's about. If it is anti-America, it's couched in inscrutable lyrics, which is a good thing.

But I like the song.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 17, 2018 05:40 PM (ul9CR)


It was used in the movie, 'Falcon and the Snowman'. Where the KGB informs Sean Penn that 'this is not America' when he starts bitchin' about losing his rights.

Okay movie. Except for Sean Penn.

Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 17, 2018 05:44 PM (2FqvZ)

379 371 We had no immigration from the 20's until 1965. I do not want a 40 year ban. I want some real numbers. Less than 30% on welfare or other aid. Greater than 60% proficient in English. Same for citizenship.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2018 05:42 PM (BtQd4


There's no way practical way to force and or measure English proficiency. I want the ban. We need to assimilate at least 20 million illegals and millions more legal citizens who have not been. Plus we cannot absorb any more without swamping our nation demographically and culturally as well as economically.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 05:44 PM (mbhDw)

380 Since I refuse to go on little Miss Acosta's twitter feed ~ has xhe been savaged by the internet yet for being such a little p*ssy?

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 17, 2018 05:45 PM (0YSzp)

381 Hey is there anything for Northlurker (??) that wife has died. Even if he has insurance and plans can we put a few dead presidents in the plate.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2018 05:45 PM (BtQd4)

382 334 http://bit.ly/2DdMkKb

Under Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, FBI Director Mueller and CIA Director Petraeus Grounded Critical Benghazi Rescue Operation
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 17, 2018 05:37 PM (y3aQB)

The North African to The Middle East DYncorp ratlines could not be exposed. Too much money lining personal bank accounts of DC Party members.

Posted by: Monk at January 17, 2018 05:45 PM (g4lFK)

383 Plastic Turkey Grocery Scanner Two Scoops !!!!

Posted by: Democrat Asylum Chant at January 17, 2018 05:45 PM (2DOZq)

384 The only thing that would 'feel like America' to Jimmy boy is BOD.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - I'm not fat just 'big boned' at January 17, 2018 05:46 PM (4CCz5)

385 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2018 05:42 PM (k1TUh)



Well, white supremacy and all that.

Hiding in the AP classroom - sign of white supremacy and racism.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla Channel at January 17, 2018 05:46 PM (d2mYc)

386 If Trump can split the Hispanic vote dems will become border hawks

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 17, 2018 05:38 PM (lKyWE)


========

They'd have to rely on Muslims as their only reliable base. Sad.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2018 05:47 PM (/qEW2)

387 I did an update recently. Wonder if that changed it.
Posted by: Jaimo at January 17, 2018 05:37 PM


Yes it did. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 17, 2018 05:47 PM (ctuyM)

388 >>Huffpo said the girl who lied about the hijab attack deserves an apology.



I am sorry that America is so welcoming and tolerant that you have to invent stories of persecution to get attention and love. Maybe you should go back to your/your parent's country of origin and try to find a better populace to trick, or try working out your emotional issues/feelings of inadequacy with your family and/or a mental health professional?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2018 05:47 PM (W+vEI)

389 381
Hey is there anything for Northlurker (??) that wife has died. Even if
he has insurance and plans can we put a few dead presidents in the
plate.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2018 05:45 PM (BtQd4)
Slap was trying to organize something but I have not seen any details yet.

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2018 05:48 PM (a0IVu)

390 Media wrong again nood.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 17, 2018 05:48 PM (/qEW2)

391 Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2018 05:45 PM (BtQd4)

Good idea.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2018 05:48 PM (8+Ozj)

392 Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2018 05:47 PM (W+vEI)
---------

Lizzy - I sent you an email from the cookbook account last night - would you take a look at it when you get a chance? Thanks.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2018 05:49 PM (kNasr)

393 "Does this feel like America"

You know, if you say this in the voice of Randy Marsh, it's hilarious!

https://youtu.be/hDoGqZUHVEI

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2018 05:49 PM (tnJ/W)

394 Does this feel like America? https://t.co/JvVgV5QHj9

-- Jim Acosta (@Acosta) January 17, 2018

Jim Acosta wouldn't know America if it shat on his head ... and it should, just to test my hypothesis.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 17, 2018 05:49 PM (8gDQu)

395 Grrr

Fixed?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 17, 2018 05:49 PM (8gDQu)

396 You ANIMALS! You should see the TEAR STAINS on Jim's pillow!!!

I hope you all are PROUD of yourselves.

Posted by: Jim Accosta's Mom at January 17, 2018 05:49 PM (vDqXW)

397 rhennigantx- It is being worked on

Posted by: Ben Had at January 17, 2018 05:49 PM (BFWvf)

398 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 17, 2018 05:50 PM (89T5c)

399 "381 Hey is there anything for Northlurker (??) that wife has died. Even if he has insurance and plans can we put a few dead presidents in the plate."

At first I was thinkin' "hey, is that really appropriate? might get us in trouble." and then I realized "oh THOSE dead presidents. Okay."

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2018 05:51 PM (k1TUh)

400 Plus we cannot absorb any more without swamping our nation demographically and culturally as well as economically.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2018 05:44 PM (mbhDw)

1. College education.
2. Five years of employment in home country.
3. Post a bond.
4. Employed within one year or forfeit bond and immediate deportation.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2018 05:51 PM (wYseH)

401 Jim Acosta might like this treatment. I wonder what he wears under his clothes ?

OK I don't I'm just speculating he might be down with feeling pretty.

Posted by: jsg at January 17, 2018 05:52 PM (XTXXB)

402 So I cut him a ton of slack on the "yeah but Trump sucks" stuff. It almost seemed to be a cover so that no one could run the story (again) "Chappelle is pro-Trump!!!"

I agree. I saw him live during his run up to the Netflix special, and he was very even and direct. His "trump sucks" is just easy cover to keep the Uncle Tom smears away. He kept eyeballing me for his usual "mixed race couple in the audience" bit, but went for an easier Asian/white target on the other side of the theater.

Posted by: wooga at January 17, 2018 05:52 PM (gGlcw)

403 66
Has CNN done any stories about illegals committing crimes?

Posted by: Pam at January 17, 2018 04:57 PM (5FhpD)


No.
I don't watch CNN, but this question is on par with "how high do wild pigs fly, and do they have pilot's licenses?"
So.....no.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2018 06:03 PM (UsCnO)

404 I know one of those operators at Benghazi. From what I gather those guys were stabbed in the back by their own government. And nobody will ever pay for that treachery. Sad.

Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2018 06:05 PM (zLDYs)

405 269
Hmm. I got banned at gateway pundit and have no idea why. Plus I haven't
been able to post from my phone in a long time. I keep getting an
internal server error. What's up with that?


Posted by: Jaimo at January 17, 2018 05:24 PM (EVJ0V)


Clear your cookies on your devices. Works for me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2018 06:06 PM (UsCnO)

406 368
I remember a high school in south Phoenix that years ago was 1/3 white,
1/3 mexican, and 1/3 black. (it's probably 90 mexican now) I remember
the white kids used to hide out in the AP classes and get their parents
to drop them off and pick them up, while the black and mexican kids
would be out fightin' each other for turf every afternoon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2018 05:42 PM (k1TUh)

*Harkening back to the Good Ol' Days*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2018 06:08 PM (UsCnO)

407 301
I've become addicted to this guy's channel which might be of interest to some 'rons:



https://tinyurl.com/yclluapg


Thanks for the link. This guy is a badass.

Posted by: dartist at January 17, 2018 06:11 PM (nisXv)

408
I'd never really thought about it that way, but
yeah -- rich white people living on the coasts calling people "white
trash" is actually really fucked up.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 17, 2018 05:27 PM (F5+ro)

What the hell are you talking about?

It is how I have rolled for decades now.

Posted by: Barbra Streisand at January 17, 2018 06:12 PM (UsCnO)

409 Breaking: The Aziz Ansari Me-Too story which puts Me-Too in a bad light?

Plot of the Patriarchy.

Just thought you all should know.

Posted by: Axeman at January 17, 2018 06:43 PM (vDqXW)

410 Even pussy bitches call Jim Acosta a pussy bitch.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 17, 2018 06:54 PM (hUqh+)

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