Dat Azz Tho



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1 cute

Posted by: Bosk at January 12, 2018 08:39 PM (fjMEv)

2 firsties

Posted by: voter dude at January 12, 2018 08:39 PM (U5Xeq)

3 Does he need a wafer thin mint?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2018 08:40 PM (MHKOK)

4 It's hogging that cushion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 08:40 PM (5OO3x)

5
Spiny Norman, is that you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 08:41 PM (kEb8E)

6 That hedgehog keeps doing the same thing.. should I have let the video run longer????

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 12, 2018 08:41 PM (5tSKk)

7 Top ten?

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 12, 2018 08:42 PM (prxs+)

8 Rest Ace, we could have take that last thread to 1 k

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:42 PM (aC6Sd)

9
'Ere now, oo's dat edgeogg?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 12, 2018 08:42 PM (kEb8E)

10 Dinsdale!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 08:42 PM (fA1SL)

11 At the vet's, a girl showed me the hedgehog she had brought in, in a shoebox. It was sick. Sad little creature.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 08:42 PM (c/EDo)

12 There's gonna be trouble with that Tribble.

Posted by: freaked at January 12, 2018 08:43 PM (UdKB7)

13 I got 'media couldn't be played'

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:43 PM (aC6Sd)

14 What a frigging dumbass on Tuckers show right now

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 12, 2018 08:43 PM (xcp50)

15 Wait...is that an oven mitt?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 08:43 PM (c/EDo)

16 Ron Jeremy's really lost weight.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:43 PM (NWiLs)

17 What does this have to do with shitholes?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 12, 2018 08:43 PM (+y/Ru)

18 What. The. Hell.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at January 12, 2018 08:44 PM (8EM4P)

19 Cute.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:44 PM (/o9Qk)

20 That's what I looked like after all the holiday food.

Posted by: no good deed at January 12, 2018 08:44 PM (eIQHF)

21 Didn't play on my Dolphin browser but played on 'Saturn'
To cute

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 08:45 PM (aC6Sd)

22 >>> I got 'media couldn't be played'

Best part is when the hedgehog jumps out of the volcano.

Posted by: wooga at January 12, 2018 08:45 PM (g5xnT)

23 What a frigging dumbass on Tuckers show right now
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V
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Without looking, I'm guessing Dem?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 08:46 PM (c/EDo)

24 Watching "Darkest Hour". Gary Oldman is amazing. I can't think of a role I haven't liked him in.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:46 PM (/o9Qk)

25 So ZEN!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 12, 2018 08:46 PM (br2jI)

26 I....I don't even...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 12, 2018 08:46 PM (xJa6I)

27 Grope Dat Ass.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says shithole... at January 12, 2018 08:46 PM (Tyii7)

28 15
Wait...is that an oven mitt?

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I don't think that was the Mormons.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Your Destruction Is As Easy As Me Claiming You Said ____ at January 12, 2018 08:47 PM (ks6bw)

29 Quick,grab the rings!

Posted by: Robert at January 12, 2018 08:47 PM (ayUOl)

30 Do not taunt happy fun hedgehog.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 08:47 PM (+lOpA)

31 Must be British. They love, love, love those hedgehogs.

Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2018 08:47 PM (cW490)

32
Dinsdale!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 08:42 PM (fA1SL)



I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2018 08:48 PM (SiINZ)

33 24 Watching "Darkest Hour". Gary Oldman is amazing. I can't think of a role I haven't liked him in.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:46 PM (/o9Qk)

Greatest actor of my generation.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 08:48 PM (2DOZq)

34 What a frigging dumbass on Tuckers show right now

Posted by: DonnaV

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C-I-L-L my landlord.

Posted by: Tyrone Green - poet at January 12, 2018 08:48 PM (5ng19)

35 I read the content :-(

Posted by: GeneTheHappy at January 12, 2018 08:48 PM (ZrYLW)

36 32. 'Well, I'd broken the unwritten law, hadn't I?'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 08:49 PM (fA1SL)

37 I want a hedgehog.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2018 08:49 PM (dUJdY)

38 Undercover Twitter video up next on Tucker

Posted by: Day that ends in Y at January 12, 2018 08:49 PM (5ng19)

39 If there's one thing you can say about that li'l guy, it's that Sultan Mehmed IV can't slay it with his naked ass.

Uncle Palp knows what I'm talkin' about, hey?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 08:50 PM (y87Qq)

40 The hedgehog isn't doing anything but sitting there.

Still, you don't see perfectly spherical animals every day.

Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 08:50 PM (sdi6R)

41 I read the content :-(
Posted by: GeneTheHappy
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Always a mistake. You get sucked into substantive, topical stuff

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 08:50 PM (c/EDo)

42 What about Malcolm in the Middle as a sitcom?



Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:50 PM (/o9Qk)

43 39. * cossack fist bump *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 08:50 PM (fA1SL)

44

Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologize and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (SiINZ)

45 Na, na, na, gonna have a good time!!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (W+kMI)

46 It irritates the hell out of me when I thank someone and they say "no problem". What the hell kind of answer is that?

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (nisXv)

47 The Democrats seem intent on having people and drugs pour into our country from the Southern Border
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AKA, 'Voter Registration Strategy'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 12:02 AM (y3sT9)

It is far more insidious than this, and much worse than most have dared imagine.

Obummer pipelined multiple bus loads of illicitly imported, poverty ridden, serfs-on-the-half-shell, mostly very "purple" areas, which were known to be teetering on the brink between (D) & (R).

Certainly, all of the scheming traitors in the Obummer Admin took as granted that these people would be too "under the microscope" to get away with voting, at least in the immediate cycle or three after their "settlement."

What's forgotten here though, is that they ARE counted, and that IMMEDIATELY, into U.S. Census demographic maps.

Don't confuse this with the actual U.S. Census, every decade.

The Census info that's mapped by the department, immediately affects the allocation of U.S. funds via old bills such as the Voting Rights Act, Civil Rights Act, etc, plus directs certain regulatory agencies as to how and where they spend their Congressionally Allocated Buxs.

Thus, a Democrat controlled, firehose of money goes directly into those contested districts, ALL of it favoring various SJW "Help the Immigrant" programs, Voter Registration (D)rives, and other flow(s) of moneys, 98% of which, directly boosts liberal priorities of every kind.

AND THEN, when the Every Decade Census actually happens? Even though New Immigrant Suarez can't vote, she and her 10,000 fellow arrivals, can rip away the representation from some small, rural CONSERVATIVE district, and add a newly gerrymandered seat right smack dab into the center of a Democrat controlled Welfare Economized Stronghold.

Who needs "votes", when you can shift whole Congressional districts, just by bussing in such illicit, wholesale population changes?

The "voter registration" issue, really, is a red herring, when compared to the redistricting BOMB, which is the real, existential threat.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn

Read this last night on the ONT. I too, believe this is insidious. Remember when Beck said he met with a Soros minion, who told him that everything has been set in motion and there is no stopping it? I believe this is what he meant. In addition, do you remember when the Obama WH met with "the arts" community to see what they could do to spread the good word. This is why we are seeing so many SJW messages in our movies, music and all the other arts. The Dems are relentless and are slowly changing our society for the worse. Thanks Jim for expressing what I have been thinking. I am a lurker but this really hit home for me, enough to comment.

Posted by: Shipoopi at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (EX0ma)

48 What *is* a hedgehog anyway?

Is it a weasel or rodent? A marsupial? What?

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (T71PA)

49 The hedgehog isn't doing anything but sitting there.

Posted by: rickl
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That's what it wants you to think.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (c/EDo)

50 Listening to Tuck interview the Missouri rep who raised his fist during the Pledge of Allegiance in the Missouri House.

All due respect, but do some people need a whiteboard and a Sharpie and a diagram to get the message? Respect for your country and flag, esp when prepatory to practicing that country's core values (freedom of assembly, voice of the people, etc), doesn't mean you have to view your country as perfect.

This will never not irritate the crap out of me. Pick another way to protest, asshole.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #ForwardProgressMyButt at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (XhbCw)

51 Still, you don't see perfectly spherical animals every day.
Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 08:50 PM (sdi6R)


Frictionless, perfectly reflective ones, a meter in diameter? In a vacuum?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (y87Qq)

52 He Can't Be Buggered At All

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (6FqZa)

53 39. For those who don't know, and want a real laugh 'Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks'

Trust me - it's hysterically funny.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (fA1SL)

54 42 What about Malcolm in the Middle as a sitcom?



Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:50 PM (/o9Qk)

I liked it but ironically Malcom was my least favorite character.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 08:52 PM (2DOZq)

55 I don't see a shithole.

Posted by: ShainS at January 12, 2018 08:52 PM (BiLU+)

56 37 I want a hedgehog.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2018 08:49 PM (dUJdY)



How you doin'?

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at January 12, 2018 08:52 PM (cAnNx)

57 >>>What about Malcolm in the Middle as a sitcom?

thumbs up DG!...every episode was funny

Posted by: concrete girl at January 12, 2018 08:52 PM (nBzBk)

58 It irritates the hell out of me when I thank someone and they say "no problem". What the hell kind of answer is that?

Or when you say "excuse me" or "I'm sorry" and they say "No, you're fine".

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says shithole... at January 12, 2018 08:52 PM (Tyii7)

59 48 What *is* a hedgehog anyway?

Is it a weasel or rodent? A marsupial? What?

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (T71PA)

An ugly porn star.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 08:53 PM (2DOZq)

60 45. Xardbas Fat Albert

https://youtu.be/TrAcFEtbTYk

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 08:53 PM (fA1SL)

61 The hedgehog isn't doing anything but sitting there.


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That's how they roll.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Your Destruction Is As Easy As Me Claiming You Said ____ at January 12, 2018 08:54 PM (ks6bw)

62 Frictionless, perfectly reflective ones, a meter in diameter? In a vacuum?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (y87Qq)



I sense a physics joke lurking in here.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 08:54 PM (+lOpA)

63 'E was a gentleman, was Dinsdale. And 'e knew 'ow to treat a female impersonator.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 08:54 PM (qJtVm)

64 Drudge: Trump in excellent health...

"BUT NO PSYCHE EXAM!!!!!" - libs.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:54 PM (vDqXW)

65 Wouldn't that come under cruelty to animals? I mean, hell, the fat lil fu@ker has to roll wherever he goes.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 12, 2018 08:54 PM (R5lpX)

66 What the hell kind of answer is that?

He was being polite. "Think nothing of it, it was my pleasure and no trouble at all." And most importantly, "I was glad to do it".

Not confined to just English, either.

Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2018 08:55 PM (cW490)

67 It irritates the hell out of me when I thank someone and they say "no problem". What the hell kind of answer is that?

Or when you say "excuse me" or "I'm sorry" and they say "No, you're fine".

Oh geez Louise, I've said all those things. What.. I'm a weirdo, socially unacceptable person now? Lighten up.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2018 08:55 PM (dUJdY)

68 What *is* a hedgehog anyway?
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WWII vintage anti-sub ordnance-delivery system.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 08:55 PM (y3sT9)

69 'E was a gentleman, was Dinsdale. And 'e knew 'ow to treat a female impersonator.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 08:54 PM (qJtVm)
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Naw! Naw! Ol' Dinsy was a pleasant bloke!

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 08:55 PM (vDqXW)

70 48 What *is* a hedgehog anyway?

Is it a weasel or rodent? A marsupial? What?

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (T71PA)

A hedgehog is any of the spiny mammals of the subfamily Erinaceinae, in the eulipotyphlan family Erinaceidae. There are seventeen species of hedgehog in five genera, found through parts of Europe, Asia, and Africa, and in New Zealand by introduction. There are no hedgehogs native to Australia, and no living species native to the Americas (the extinct genus Amphechinus was once present in North America). Hedgehogs share distant ancestry with shrews (family Soricidae), with gymnures possibly being the intermediate link. Like many of the first mammals, they have adapted to a nocturnal way of life. Hedgehogs' spiny protection resembles that of the unrelated porcupines, which are rodents, and echidnas, a type of monotreme.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:55 PM (NWiLs)

71 Sonic the Hedgehog was a complete lie.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 08:56 PM (+lOpA)

72 46 It irritates the hell out of me when I thank someone and they say "no problem". What the hell kind of answer is that?
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De nada ese!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2018 08:56 PM (W+kMI)

73 Is that supposed to be a video? Because it's just a still picture of a hedgehog with an arrow in the middle.

Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

74 Posted by: Shipoopi at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (EX0ma)

Blood pressure just went up by scads. What a horrible person Obama was and is. He did not MAGA. Don't give a crap what Trump says about the God-forsaken countries. He is 1000 times better.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 12, 2018 08:56 PM (prxs+)

75 Blinded by the light, something about a Douche in the night. Who who doesn't love 70,s music?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 08:56 PM (6Ll1u)

76 I should probably get off the internet and get ready for bed. Even though it is 8pm on a Friday.


I'm a loser. I'm content with that.


Night, y'all.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at January 12, 2018 08:57 PM (/o9Qk)

77 Hello. pussycat!

Oh... never mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2018 08:57 PM (iiixZ)

78 71. And his fandom are degenerate.

https://youtu.be/BDcfVFs1Jnc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 08:57 PM (fA1SL)

79 I like at the end you can see the handler going to help the little guy but thought better.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 08:57 PM (2DOZq)

80 51 Still, you don't see perfectly spherical animals every day.
Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 08:50 PM (sdi6R)

Frictionless, perfectly reflective ones, a meter in diameter? In a vacuum?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (y87Qq)



A group of wealthy investors wanted to be able to predict the outcome of a
horse race. So they hired a group of biologists, a group of statisticians,
and a group of physicists. Each group was given a year to research the
issue. After one year, the groups all reported to the investors. The
biologists said that they could genetically engineer an unbeatable
racehorse, but it would take 200 years and $100 billion. The statisticians
reported next. They said that they could predict the outcome of any race,
at a cost of $100 million per race, and they would only be right 10% of the
time. Finally, the physicists reported that they could also predict the
outcome of any race, and that their process was cheap and simple. The
investors listened eagerly to this proposal. The head physicist reported,
"We have made several simplifying assumptions... first, let each horse be a
perfect rolling sphere..."

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at January 12, 2018 08:57 PM (cAnNx)

81 Lighten up.

No problem. You're fine.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says shithole... at January 12, 2018 08:57 PM (Tyii7)

82 Wouldn't that come under cruelty to animals? I mean, hell, the fat lil fu@ker has to roll wherever he goes.
Posted by: Traveling Man
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*!*

New sport, Bowling with hedgehogs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 08:57 PM (y3sT9)

83 /off fat greasy looking porn actor sock.

Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2018 08:57 PM (cAnNx)

84 Goodnight Danger girl. Sweet dreams.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2018 08:57 PM (dUJdY)

85 http://bit.ly/2CWkdza

BOMBSHELL: Chairman Nunes Has Seen Clear Evidence of FISA 'Abuse' by FBI and DOJ Officials

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 12, 2018 08:57 PM (y3aQB)

86 Or when you say "excuse me" or "I'm sorry" and they say "No, you're fine".


Okay. You're going to have to splain that one.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 08:58 PM (+lOpA)

87 Posted by: Shipoopi at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (EX0ma)

I must admit, I admire the progressives because they are thinking and planning years ahead at an unbelievable detail level (even though they are duplicitous scum in every regard) to advance their objective of destroying this country. Meanwhile our "True Conservative" leaders are busy with mouthing SJW platitudes and bashing the only leader in a generation or more that might push back the devastation of this country!!

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 12, 2018 08:58 PM (gwPgz)

88 Trump is America's last hope. I hope that the Golden Scalp Weasel knows it.

Posted by: Jmel at January 12, 2018 08:58 PM (OomsP)

89 Parker Lewis Can't Lose was a short-lived, funny, quirky, and very innovative sitcom. the principal was hot too.

Posted by: goatexchange at January 12, 2018 08:58 PM (YFnq5)

90 46 It irritates the hell out of me when I thank someone and they say "no problem". What the hell kind of answer is that?
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (nisXv)


What's even worse is when I thank somebody and they say "Mm hmm."

Like I'm supposed to be thanking them and they don't owe me nothin'.

Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

91 58 It irritates the hell out of me when I thank someone and they say "no problem". What the hell kind of answer is that?

Or when you say "excuse me" or "I'm sorry" and they say "No, you're fine".

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says shithole... at January 12, 2018 08:52 PM (Tyii7)

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The one I hate the most -- first started hearing it around 2000 -- is "No worries." Dude, trust me, I'm not having any worries when I thank you.

Posted by: ShainS at January 12, 2018 08:59 PM (BiLU+)

92 Once, one Sunday, when my parents were coming round for tea I asked him if he'd mind very much not nailing my head to the floor that week and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand.

Posted by: Stig at January 12, 2018 08:59 PM (vDqXW)

93 75
Blinded by the light, something about a Douche in the night. Who who doesn't love 70,s music?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 08:56 PM (6Ll1u)


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I think it might have missed the 70s, but if you haven't listened to "Sister Christian" lately, go there now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Your Destruction Is As Easy As Me Claiming You Said ____ at January 12, 2018 08:59 PM (ks6bw)

94 good news! Magic: The Gathering is now going to do background checks on judges, to keep the pervs out -

youtube.com/watch?v=5WPyOgMBORs

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 08:59 PM (6FqZa)

95 Legal Insurection- NBC news tweeting US Ambassador to Haiti and Panama have resigned, there isn't a Ambassador to Haiti and hasn't for awhile and Panama Ambassador resigned end of last year.

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 09:00 PM (aC6Sd)

96 He was being polite. "Think nothing of it, it was my pleasure and no
trouble at all." And most importantly, "I was glad to do it".

I take it as condescending for some reason. I don't like when people begin their answer to a question with "so" either. Maybe I'm just gettin old.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 09:00 PM (nisXv)

97 I take it as condescending for some reason. I don't like when people begin their answer to a question with "so" either. Maybe I'm just gettin old.
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 09:00 PM (nisXv)

No, you're fine.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 09:00 PM (NWiLs)

98
82 Wouldn't that come under cruelty to animals? I mean, hell, the fat lil fu@ker has to roll wherever he goes.
Posted by: Traveling Man
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*!*

New sport, Bowling with hedgehogs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 08:57 PM (y3sT9)



Didn't they used them for croquet in Disney's Alice in Wonderland with Flamingo's as the mallets?

Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2018 09:01 PM (cAnNx)

99 I hate when I say 'thank you' and they reply 'your welcome'.

Assholes.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:01 PM (2DOZq)

100 One of my favorite, Gone-too-soon sitcoms was Open All Night.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:01 PM (vDqXW)

101 Parker Lewis Can't Lose


I watched it and Herman's Head. Ah, early Fox programming.

Posted by: no good deed at January 12, 2018 09:02 PM (eIQHF)

102 A hedgehog is any of the spiny mammals of the subfamily Erinaceinae, in the eulipotyphlan family Erinaceidae. There are seventeen species of hedgehog in five genera, found through parts of Europe, Asia, and Africa, and in New Zealand by introduction. There are no hedgehogs native to Australia, and no living species native to the Americas (the extinct genus Amphechinus was once present in North America). Hedgehogs share distant ancestry with shrews (family Soricidae), with gymnures possibly being the intermediate link. Like many of the first mammals, they have adapted to a nocturnal way of life. Hedgehogs' spiny protection resembles that of the unrelated porcupines, which are rodents, and echidnas, a type of monotreme.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 08:55 PM (NWiLs)

Why omit our favorite food - chili dogs!

Posted by: Sonic at January 12, 2018 09:02 PM (a1WR4)

103 oblabla, only asshole to fuck up silly putty.

oh wow, he stuck it his eye, man.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:03 PM (KP5rU)

104 I hate when I say 'thank you' and they reply 'your welcome'.

Assholes.



I hate when I see people and they look at me.

Dicks.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 09:03 PM (+lOpA)

105 I hate it when somebody says their third-world country is awesome and it's really just a shithole.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says shithole... at January 12, 2018 09:03 PM (Tyii7)

106 I don't see a shithole

I think a shithole is a place or a state (small s). But some of you who are probably on the Ginger and Jennifer sides of debates (that is to say, wrong), are using it as a body part. Had never heard that definition

Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2018 09:03 PM (cW490)

107 OK, so if that hedgehog is supposed to be a video, can someone provide a YouTube link? Because it isn't working for me.

Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 09:04 PM (sdi6R)

108 OK, lol, just saw a guy slide down my street backward, brake lights on and all

Posted by: April at January 12, 2018 09:04 PM (e8PP1)

109 I hate when I see people and they look at me.

Dicks.
Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 09:03 PM (+lOpA)
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Or when people breathe

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:04 PM (vDqXW)

110 99 I hate when I say 'thank you' and they reply 'your welcome'.

Assholes.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:01 PM (2DOZq)

What can I say except "you're welcome!"

https://tinyurl.com/gtkvvnh

Posted by: Maui at January 12, 2018 09:04 PM (a1WR4)

111 when people tell me to have a nice day, i say no thanks, i've made other plans. fuckers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:04 PM (KP5rU)

112 I work downtown. I'm on the first floor with a view of the receiving/ loading area of a busy and famous venue. I look up and there is a coke truck trying to back into a loading bay for 10 minutes but some illegally parked cars are making it difficult..... I look up and there are a bunch of fire trucks....I look up and there is a huge tour bus and lots of security...I look up and there are policemen on horses...I look up and there is some guy brushing his teeth in his truck....and that was what I did at work today....good people watching.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2018 09:05 PM (kufk0)

113 Didn't they used them for croquet in Disney's Alice in Wonderland with Flamingo's as the mallets?
Posted by: buzzion
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I am impressed by your memory...I have no idea. I DO remember the flamingos.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 09:05 PM (nBBdT)

114 when people tell me to have a nice day, i say no thanks, i've made other plans. fuckers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:04 PM (KP5rU)
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Who the fuck are they to tell you what kind of day to have?!

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:06 PM (vDqXW)

115
Still, you don't see perfectly spherical animals every day.
Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 08:50 PM (sdi6R)

Frictionless, perfectly reflective ones, a meter in diameter? In a vacuum?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM


Baby Martians

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 09:06 PM (IqV8l)

116 I always thought that Soap was a good show, but you can't see me say that so there.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 09:06 PM (6Ll1u)

117 Didn't come up as YouTube, most videos if its on YouTube ask or just go to my YouTube app

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 09:06 PM (aC6Sd)

118 He should have hedged his bets.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 12, 2018 09:06 PM (/qEW2)

119 Or when people breathe

Fuckers.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 09:06 PM (+lOpA)

120 OK, so if that hedgehog is supposed to be a video, can someone provide a YouTube link? Because it isn't working for me.
Posted by: rickl
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Yeah, not vid for me either. I don't think it is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 09:06 PM (nBBdT)

121 Gawd.. I knowww.. don't you just hate it when people are all, just ya know.. walking around like people?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2018 09:06 PM (dUJdY)

122 Oh those fucking breathing looking at me people.


Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 09:07 PM (+lOpA)

123 121 Gawd.. I knowww.. don't you just hate it when people are all, just ya know.. walking around like people?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 12, 2018 09:06 PM (dUJdY)

If they're too close to me, yeah.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 09:08 PM (NWiLs)

124 Oh those fucking breathing looking at me people.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 09:07 PM (+lOpA)
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Okay. That got me.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:08 PM (vDqXW)

125 When people blink, it really pisses me off.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says shithole... at January 12, 2018 09:08 PM (Tyii7)

126 Oh yes the breathing looking around walking mutherfuckers.

No peace!

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 09:08 PM (+lOpA)

127 112. Tom's Diner material right there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 09:08 PM (fA1SL)

128 Oh those fucking breathing looking at me people.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 09:07 PM (+lOpA)
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Sometimes, like...5 yards!

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:09 PM (vDqXW)

129 See those pictures of the HMS Queen Elizabeth? What a shame. They once ruled the waves now they go out on a duck.

Posted by: Nathan Lee at January 12, 2018 09:09 PM (CNm1v)

130 Gawd.. I knowww.. don't you just hate it when people are all, just ya know.. walking around like people?
Posted by: Jewells45
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I'm especially pissed if they seem happy, and normal. Assholes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 09:09 PM (y3sT9)

131 122; fucking and breathing? they must be amphibious. fuckers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:09 PM (KP5rU)

132 113 Didn't they used them for croquet in Disney's Alice in Wonderland with Flamingo's as the mallets?
Posted by: buzzion
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I am impressed by your memory...I have no idea. I DO remember the flamingos.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 09:05 PM (nBBdT)


Not sure if they're supposed to be hedgehogs, but maybe. They roll up into balls and are little spikey.


https://youtu.be/tLxY5vwb0pE

Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2018 09:09 PM (cAnNx)

133 always thought that Soap was a good show, but you can't see me say that so there.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 09:06 PM (6Ll1u)

That was a great show. It was also very politically incorrect, which made it even funnier. Got the whole series on DVD.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 12, 2018 09:09 PM (R5lpX)

134 Bad paste.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:09 PM (vDqXW)

135 Who the fuck do you think you are, showing me common courtesy like that? Shithead...

Posted by: No Problem at January 12, 2018 09:09 PM (cW490)

136 New sport, Bowling with hedgehogs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 08:57 PM (y3sT9)

OK, enough with all the snark about bowling. I love to bowl. Mrs. Old Blue and I bowl three leagues a week. We get to be with friends and do something we really enjoy. It's good exercise. A three game set is the equivalent of walking one mile. Bowling is a real sport, with the top tier players being highly skilled. I'm a good bowler, but I couldn't compete with the top women bowlers, much less the top men bowlers. I just don't understand all the snarky attitudes against bowlers.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2018 09:10 PM (gEvQ8)

137 So plush and pink, and oh! so very soft
My life is good; my belly, it is full;
But what is this, with tweezers held aloft?
A thing to eat, while sitting on my wool?

A reach with just my mouth - alas, I fail;
Release the arms, concealed within my heft!
With hands outstretched, this too to no avail.
And so I fall, and tumble to my left.

I didn't eat the bug - Dat Ass Tho, right?
My ass, my hedgehog ass which doth protrude,
My gluttony produced a ghastly sight
To DangerGirl and Skip and voter dude.

So here I lie with neither bug nor pride,
You say I'm cute but really I'm just wide.

Posted by: Hedgehog, alleviating shame with a sonnet at January 12, 2018 09:10 PM (y+SdL)

138 108 OK, lol, just saw a guy slide down my street backward, brake lights on and all
Posted by: April at January 12, 2018 09:04 PM (e8PP1)

Oh, dear, I hope somebody was holding his beer.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2018 09:10 PM (NXsWM)

139 Who the fuck do you think you are, showing me common courtesy like that? Shithead...

Posted by: No Problem at January 12, 2018 09:09 PM (cW490)
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You're welcome.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:10 PM (vDqXW)

140 Posted by: Maui at January 12, 2018 09:04 PM (a1WR4)

That is the first anything I've seen of Moana. Have to say The Rock did a pretty good job. At least beat my expectations.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:11 PM (2DOZq)

141
Parker Lewis Can't Lose


I watched it and Herman's Head. Ah, early Fox programming.
Posted by: no good deed


Beans Baxter

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 09:11 PM (IqV8l)

142 'Bad paste.'

There is no bad paste. I mistook some Crisco for paste one time though and that was a surprise.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 12, 2018 09:11 PM (UdKB7)

143 Hey, look at that. I started a meme just like the kids do.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 09:11 PM (nisXv)

144 At that moment it became clear that his downfall would be brought about by gluttony. pic.twitter.com/HtWQBwcnGE
-- Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) January 11, 2018


========

A bit quick to jump onto the judgmentalism bandwagon, aren't we? Stop trying to shame this hedgehog with your ignorance and bigotry.

It could be this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloon_syndrome

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 12, 2018 09:12 PM (/qEW2)

145 108 OK, lol, just saw a guy slide down my street backward, brake lights on and all
Posted by: April at January 12, 2018 09:04 PM (e8PP1)


It'd probably be even worse if there were snow on the road.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 09:12 PM (Vb4BV)

146 People who ride bicycles downtown are shitholes. It's like the laws don't apply to them or something.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2018 09:12 PM (kufk0)

147 Parker Lewis Can't Lose
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So explain the cancellation.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:12 PM (vDqXW)

148 I just don't understand all the snarky attitudes against bowlers.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2018 09:10 PM (gEvQ

DH is a real bowler. One of those guys that gets grumpity if he doesn't get a nice fat 700 or more.

I am a hack, but I can pick up a 10 pin.

The best part about bowling is also the best part about curling: it involves beer.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2018 09:12 PM (NXsWM)

149 143. Dartist - he know de wei, bruddahs!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 09:12 PM (fA1SL)

150 It irritates the hell out of me when I thank someone and they say "no problem". What the hell kind of answer is that?

Or when you say "excuse me" or "I'm sorry" and they say "No, you're fine".

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when people tell me to have a nice day, i say no thanks, i've made other plans. fuckers.

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Well then,,,there's the always handy
"F*ck off sod."

Posted by: RioBravo at January 12, 2018 09:12 PM (giT7q)

151 138: i usually put it between my legs in that situation. sometimes, it works. sometimes it spills.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:12 PM (KP5rU)

152 Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2018 09:10 PM (gEvQ

How often do you clean your balls? Do you have blue balls?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:12 PM (2DOZq)

153 I just don't understand all the snarky attitudes against bowlers.
Posted by: Old Blue
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Well, it had a lot to do with hedgehogs, and not so much with bowling. Apparently, Lewis Carroll was way ahead of me, with croquet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 09:12 PM (cp1if)

154 I'm especially pissed if they seem happy, and normal. Assholes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 09:09 PM (y3sT9)

Happy couples still upset me sometimes.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 09:13 PM (NWiLs)

155 146 People who ride bicycles downtown are shitholes. It's like the laws don't apply to them or something.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2018 09:12 PM (kufk0)

I'm getting a bit misty over remembering EoJ and his epic takedown of bike-douches.

"Yer not the fucking peloton, you're just an asshole!"

And then opening the truck door and taking said asshole out.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2018 09:13 PM (NXsWM)

156 Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman

Posted by: Nathan Lee at January 12, 2018 09:14 PM (CNm1v)

157 Hey, look at that. I started a meme just like the kids do.

Don't get me started on those kids. With their clothes and hats.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 09:14 PM (+lOpA)

158 Bowling has produced so many great movie scenes:

- The John Turturro "licking the ball" scene in The Big Lebowski
- The "artificial hand comes off in the finger hole and rolls down the alley" scene in Kingpin
...
...
Ok, just those two, actually.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 09:14 PM (Vb4BV)

159 one mile. Bowling is a real sport, with the top tier players being highly skilled. I'm a good bowler, but I couldn't compete with the top women bowlers, much less the top men bowlers. I just don't understand all the snarky attitudes against bowlers.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2018 09:10 PM (gEvQ

Hell, I used to bowl. Have since I broke my hip back in '98. Now I golf, although with my handicap, I sometimes think I should take up the sport again. When I quit, I had a 169 average.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 12, 2018 09:14 PM (R5lpX)

160 116 I always thought that Soap was a good show, but you can't see me say that so there.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 09:06 PM (6Ll1u)

Heh. My 80's porn star story comes full circle.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:15 PM (2DOZq)

161 I would think NBC's two erroneous tweets about ambassadors resigning in Haiti and Panama will be late contenders in next week's Fake News Awards.


Mike H., I was surprise to learn that the hedgehog anti-sub system was developed in the UK, by one of the wacky genius weapon wizards working for the SOE (special ops/sabotage/deception organization). At the estate that that org had taken over as its R and D and production facility.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 09:15 PM (QDnY+)

162 people in general really piss me off. flying makes me want to eradicate the human race, sometimes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:15 PM (KP5rU)

163 138 ampersand 151

Definitely snow and ice involved, and in my neighborhood, probably beer. And probably meth, too. But mostly ice, snow on top of that, and a 4o-ish degree angle.

Posted by: April at January 12, 2018 09:16 PM (e8PP1)

164 Don't want to piss anyone off, but I got my first real paycheck in a year. I'm sorta happy. Tired as hell, but happy. How is the Horde?

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2018 09:16 PM (EGFUD)

165 I just don't understand all the snarky attitudes against bowlers.
-------------------------------

It is probably the indoor setting in heating and air conditioning. Wimps.

Posted by: Bowling Green at January 12, 2018 09:16 PM (giT7q)

166 Hedgehogs aren't really fast?

Next you'll tell me echidnas don't really glide and punch things.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 12, 2018 09:16 PM (uuwor)

167 164 Don't want to piss anyone off, but I got my first real paycheck in a year. I'm sorta happy. Tired as hell, but happy. How is the Horde?
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2018 09:16 PM (EGFUD)

That's good news. Build on that.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:17 PM (2DOZq)

168 : i usually put it between my legs in that situation. sometimes, it works. sometimes it spills.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:12 PM (KP5rU)

We call that the "Rookie Option."

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 12, 2018 09:17 PM (R5lpX)

169 Dang he's cute. My cats would love to play with him.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 12, 2018 09:17 PM (RfzVr)

170 164 Don't want to piss anyone off, but I got my first real paycheck in a year. I'm sorta happy. Tired as hell, but happy. How is the Horde?
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2018 09:16 PM (EGFUD)
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Wipe down the pole, kick off your acrylic heels, and sit with us for a spell.

*pats capacious lap*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 12, 2018 09:18 PM (qJtVm)

171 "If they serve drinks to you while you're playing, it's not a real sport."

"So you're saying real sports are less awesome than fake sports?"

"..."

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 09:18 PM (Vb4BV)

172 164: infidel, congratulations.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:18 PM (KP5rU)

173 164 Don't want to piss anyone off, but I got my first real paycheck in a year. I'm sorta happy. Tired as hell, but happy. How is the Horde?
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2018 09:16 PM (EGFUD)

BIG CHECK FRIDAY!!!

WHOO HOO!!!

How's that?

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2018 09:18 PM (NXsWM)

174 I'm not done ranting. I've spent a lot of time and money being coached and buying top level equipment trying to perfect my skill. At my peak I was a 217 average bowler. That means that I shot 651 for a three game set routinely. Now that I'm older I don't average as high, but I still love the game. It just annoys the heck out of me that so many make fun of something that I love to do. I would never make fun of anyone that plays a game that they enjoy. It just grates on me.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2018 09:18 PM (gEvQ8)

175 145 108 OK, lol, just saw a guy slide down my street backward, brake lights on and all

Has to be just the worst feeling. Funny as hell for us to watch on YouTube, though!

Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2018 09:18 PM (cW490)

176 164 Don't want to piss anyone off, but I got my first real paycheck in a year. I'm sorta happy. Tired as hell, but happy. How is the Horde?
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2018 09:16 PM (EGFUD)



You're welcome!

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 09:18 PM (+lOpA)

177 I don't really get hedgehogs as pets.

Posted by: sinalco at January 12, 2018 09:18 PM (yODqO)

178 167
164 Don't want to piss anyone off, but I got my first real paycheck in a
year. I'm sorta happy. Tired as hell, but happy. How is the Horde?

Good for you, it's no fun fighting to pay bills.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 09:18 PM (nisXv)

179 Raise your hand if you ever bought a bowling ball, and threw it down a lane.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 09:18 PM (6Ll1u)

180 Test.

Had wifi issues earlier.

Posted by: ibguy at January 12, 2018 09:19 PM (c5dWW)

181 Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2018 09:18 PM (gEvQ

Hope you don't play soccer because you're really going to be pissed at the Horde.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:19 PM (2DOZq)

182 You're welcome!

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 09:18 PM (+lOpA)
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Don't start that shit!

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:19 PM (vDqXW)

183 168: sometimes, the pornstar grabs it for me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:19 PM (KP5rU)

184 The first two seasons of "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" were funny.

Someone (FOX exec, producer, who knows) thought they had to change direction a bit in the third season.
Killed it.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 09:20 PM (rJUlF)

185 177 I don't really get hedgehogs as pets.
Posted by: sinalco at January 12, 2018 09:18 PM (yODqO)


They are in the "fun to mess with" category, like fainting goats and Democrats.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 09:20 PM (Vb4BV)

186 164 Don't want to piss anyone off, but I got my first real paycheck in a year. I'm sorta happy. Tired as hell, but happy. How is the Horde?
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2018 09:16 PM (EGFUD)


You're welcome!

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 09:18 PM (+lOpA)


¡No problema!

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 12, 2018 09:20 PM (gwPgz)

187 It irritates the hell out of me when I thank someone and they say "no problem". What the hell kind of answer is that?

Posted by: dartist
________

That used to irritate me, too. Then I just dismissed it as a generational thing.

What boils me, however, is when I check out of a store and I say "Thank you" to the cashier and the response is "You're welcome." I'm being polite, you miserable putz, but don't think for a second that I think you were doing me a favor by scanning a few barcodes and taking my money. I gave you money; you should be thanking me!

And then there's Stewart's. They NEVER say "Thank you." I've long ago concluded that it's against corporate policy for a Stewart's employee to ever say "Thank you" to a customer under any circumstances.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 09:20 PM (y+SdL)

188 Wipe down the pole, kick off your acrylic heels, and sit with us for a spell.

*pats capacious lap*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

lmfao.

tcn, went to the grocery story after work and didn't have to count pennies. I'm makin a big fancy pot roast in the crock pot Sun. Livin the fkn dream. lol.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2018 09:21 PM (EGFUD)

189 164 Don't want to piss anyone off, but I got my first real paycheck in a
year. I'm sorta happy. Tired as hell, but happy. How is the Horde?

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2018 09:16 PM (EGFUD)

Happiness is a positive cash flow.

Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2018 09:21 PM (gj/zl)

190 179 Raise your hand if you ever bought a bowling ball, and threw it down a lane.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 12, 2018 09:18 PM (6Ll1u)

I didn't buy mine--I stole it from Village Lanes in Madison, WI. It fit, it was the right weight, and somebody named Chris used to own it, judging by the name carved into it.

And I still use that thing, when I get to go bowling.

I guess that makes me a bad person, but....

No, You're Fine!

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2018 09:21 PM (NXsWM)

191 The first two seasons of "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" were funny.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at January 12, 2018 09:20 PM (rJUlF)
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Agree. Me and the wife watched it. I can't remember what the direction was.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:21 PM (vDqXW)

192 I recognize that bowling at, and above a certain level requires skills.

Skills which I do not possess..


And there is a fine line between recreation and sport.

Some bowlers are on one side of that line.
some are on the other side.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2018 09:21 PM (EyPfd)

193 What boils me, however, is when I check out of a store and I say "Thank you" to the cashier and the response is "You're welcome." I'm being polite, you miserable putz, but don't think for a second that I think you were doing me a favor by scanning a few barcodes and taking my money. I gave you money; you should be thanking me!

But then you get into the infinite "No, thank YOU" loop and you'll never be able to leave the store.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 09:22 PM (NWiLs)

194 179
*raises hand*

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2018 09:22 PM (EGFUD)

195 Sung to the tune of -> "We're in the Money"

The Dutch government will seek to further reduce production at the Groningen gas field due to the earthquakes it causes

Posted by: Billy Cobb at January 12, 2018 09:22 PM (CNm1v)

196 enjoy infidel. you earned it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:22 PM (KP5rU)

197 fuck it dude, let's go bowling.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:23 PM (KP5rU)

198 164 Don't want to piss anyone off, but I got my first real paycheck in a year. I'm sorta happy. Tired as hell, but happy. How is the Horde?
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2018 09:16 PM (EGFUD)

Congratulations!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

199 Raising Hope. Funny sitcom. Annoying libs stars.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:23 PM (vDqXW)

200 It really pisses me off beyond irritation when people say "good bye" to me.

Posted by: The Devoted Atheist at January 12, 2018 09:24 PM (giT7q)

201 The Dutch government will seek to further reduce production at the Groningen gas field due to the earthquakes it causes
Posted by: Billy Cobb at January 12, 2018 09:22 PM (CNm1v)

Science, bro, do you even?...

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2018 09:24 PM (NXsWM)

202 I grew up in a bowling alley . I felt up my first girl riding in a bus to a Jr. Bowling tournament . My Uncle was a professional bowler and won the NY State Championship a couple of times.

I love bowling. But I still like to make fun of it and fellow bowlers.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:24 PM (2DOZq)

203 In lieu of "Thank You," "You're Welcome" and "No Problem," I've found that "Fuckin' A" works in just about any situation.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 12, 2018 09:24 PM (uuwor)

204 200 It really pisses me off beyond irritation when people say "good bye" to me.
Posted by: The Devoted Atheist at January 12, 2018 09:24 PM (giT7q)

How do you feel about, "Fuck Off?"

Or, if you are feeling more refined, "Sod Off?"

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 12, 2018 09:24 PM (NXsWM)

205 I can't bowl worth a damn. I'll hit one strike in a game, almost without fail, but the rest of the time I'm all over the place.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 09:24 PM (NWiLs)

206 Hope you don't play soccer because you're really going to be pissed at the Horde.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:19 PM (2DOZq)

Nope, don't play soccer. It's a good kid's game, gets them running around like maniacs and have fun. Other than that, meh. The fact that they kill people and burn things down over it is insane. To my knowledge, no one has ever been killed or bowling centers burned down due to a loss. I will accept snark on foots ball.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2018 09:24 PM (gEvQ8)

207 How about a 4 way stop where you're there first but you wave someone on. Do you expect some form of simple thanks, or do you prefer people who act like you owe them and blast on through without a glance?

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 09:25 PM (nisXv)

208 203; fuckin a!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:25 PM (KP5rU)

209 @Old Blue...No one is disparaging bowlers at least not seriously. Lighten up for cryin' out loud. Hell...make fun of my golf game if it makes you feel better. I carry a 35 handicap. What that means is I get my money's worth. It means I get a lot of double bogeys and a few triple bogeys with a part or two if I'm real lucky.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 12, 2018 09:25 PM (R5lpX)

210 At my peak I was a 217 average bowler.

My uncle could have been a pro. He bowled several perfect games. I actually know a couple of pro bowlers, Mark Williams and Paul and Pete McCordic.

Posted by: no good deed at January 12, 2018 09:26 PM (eIQHF)

211 I remember watching the first seasons of Parker Lewis here and there, and thinking - magical-realist Ferris Bueller? Sweet! but then I stopped (because I wasn't a big TV guy) and the show stopped after that.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 12, 2018 09:26 PM (6FqZa)

212 Nope, don't play soccer. It's a good kid's game, gets them running around like maniacs and have fun. Other than that, meh. The fact that they kill people and burn things down over it is insane. To my knowledge, no one has ever been killed or bowling centers burned down due to a loss. I will accept snark on foots ball.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2018 09:24 PM (gEvQ

Now if the PLAYERS killed people and burned things down during games, then we'd have something.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

213 "I can't bowl worth a damn. I'll hit one strike in a game, almost without fail, but the rest of the time I'm all over the place.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 09:24 PM (NWiLs)"

I was pretty ace back when I took lessons as a kid, but I'm incredibly rusty, so I either throw a perfect hook or way too much English and hit the gutter.

But my strikes are nice, exploding strikes. The kind where the bowling ball pretends it's an establishment Republican that just caught the pins fucking his wife.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 12, 2018 09:27 PM (uuwor)

214 197
fuck it dude, let's go bowling.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:23 PM (KP5rU)

I'm with you! Let's go play, drink a couple of beers and laugh!

Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2018 09:27 PM (gEvQ8)

215 what really pisses me off is when someone says "how ya doin?" when you know they don't give a fuck at all. assholes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:27 PM (KP5rU)

216 I think Dad has the score card from his dad getting a perfect bowling game. Gpa was a WWII over achiever. I am so proud of him. Wish he was still here.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2018 09:27 PM (EGFUD)

217 Poor 'edge'og...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at January 12, 2018 09:28 PM (e9G8E)

218 It really pisses me off beyond irritation when people say "good bye" to me.

Posted by: The Devoted Atheist
________

Even robots? I've notice that the robots that talk to me when I check my voicemail or bank account balances always end the call with "good bye." I can only assume that this is a robot mannerism, so I'm just going to expect to hear that from the sex robots and try not to read too much into it.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 09:28 PM (y+SdL)

219 WHO PUT UP THAT VIDEO OF ME!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 12, 2018 09:28 PM (dEQP3)

220
I gave you money; you should be thanking me!

Then you shouldn't have initiated the "thank you" because the proper response to that is indeed "you're welcome."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 09:28 PM (IqV8l)

221 WHO PUT UP THAT VIDEO OF ME!


How ya doin?

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 09:29 PM (+lOpA)

222 Bowling hooligans would be something else, though. Running around in polyester bowling shirts, swilling Schlitz and beating each other with their wrist braces while screaming "Fuck you, I'm Brunswick Lanes!"

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

223 It really pisses me off beyond irritation when people say "good bye" to me

I reply "good riddance, asshole!" The nerve of some people...

Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2018 09:29 PM (cW490)

224 "WHO PUT UP THAT VIDEO OF ME!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 12, 2018 09:28 PM (dEQP3) "

You had a growth spurt lately?

*checks to make sure my living will is notarized*

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 12, 2018 09:30 PM (uuwor)

225 The bowling alley was 300 yards from my house. I became a pinball wizard and a lover of bowling alley hamburgers. They are distinctive. Closest to them are Sonic burgers but greasier.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:30 PM (2DOZq)

226 Was thinkiing I'm sure all these old sit coms are on YouTube, I watched every Combat and Rat Patrol shows a few years ago.

Posted by: Skip at January 12, 2018 09:30 PM (aC6Sd)

227 Don't the Germans respond to "Thank you" (danke) with "Please" (bitte)?

Posted by: goatexchange at January 12, 2018 09:31 PM (YFnq5)

228 Pete McCordic.

Posted by: no good deed at January 12, 2018 09:26 PM (eIQHF)
Pete runs the South West Regional PBA. He's an awesome guy, I remember watching him throw a perfect game on TV. He treated me well when I bowled a couple of regional PBA events.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2018 09:31 PM (gEvQ8)

229 215 what really pisses me off is when someone says "how ya doin?" when you know they don't give a fuck at all. assholes.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:27 PM (KP5rU)


I know, right? Dude says "How are you?" and then, 20 minutes later, when I'm almost done telling him, he starts looking bored and annoyed! Some people!

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 09:31 PM (Vb4BV)

230 You had a growth spurt lately?

*checks to make sure my living will is notarized*
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 12, 2018 09:30 PM (uuwor)


SOON.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 12, 2018 09:31 PM (dEQP3)

231 Hope I'm not pissing off the atty's at work when they say thank you and I say of course. Is that bad too? They do have a sense of humor. There is a lable on a drawer that says PITA probate.

And, yes that is what it means.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2018 09:31 PM (EGFUD)

232 We don't cotton to bowlers around here.

Posted by: eleven at January 12, 2018 09:31 PM (+lOpA)

233 Then you shouldn't have initiated the "thank you" because the proper response to that is indeed "you're welcome."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 09:28 PM (IqV8l)
---
I agree. The "You're welcome" could be a conditioned response at that point, to the "Thank you".

However, I remember somebody saying that it's too bad "my pleasure" isn't used more. So, I tried that out.

Kinda' sounds a little pervy at work to a lady in the modern age.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:32 PM (vDqXW)

234 What boils me, however, is when I check out of a store and I say "Thank you" to the cashier and the response is "You're welcome."
Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 09:20 PM (y+SdL)


?!

...the fuck is the correct response to "thank you" then?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 09:32 PM (y87Qq)

235 label. Sheesh.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2018 09:32 PM (EGFUD)

236 King of the Hill episode where Dale bought Hank a bowling shirt with the nickname Flamer on the back because of propane. Good old naive Hank loved it.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:32 PM (2DOZq)

237 227 Don't the Germans respond to "Thank you" (danke) with "Please" (bitte)?
Posted by: goatexchange at January 12, 2018 09:31 PM (YFnq5)


They do indeed. And in a similar situation, Italians will mention the name of a popular spaghetti sauce.

Neither of which is as strange as walking into a store in Southern Germany and having the proprietor tell you something that sounds like it means "greet God!"

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 09:32 PM (Vb4BV)

238 231 Hope I'm not pissing off the atty's at work when they say thank you and I say of course. Is that bad too? They do have a sense of humor. There is a lable on a drawer that says PITA probate.

And, yes that is what it means.
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2018 09:31 PM (EGFUD)

We do indeed have a sense of humor. Warped, yes, frequently gallows, but we do have a sense of humor. It's either that or alcoholism.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

239 Oh and since some people may have missed this yesterday:

https://twitter.com/DogsButAlsoDogs/status/951561343294992386

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 12, 2018 09:32 PM (dEQP3)

240 "I know, right? Dude says "How are you?" and then, 20 minutes later, when I'm almost done telling him, he starts looking bored and annoyed! Some people!

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 09:31 PM (Vb4BV) "

I know, right? People.

I mean, if that cashier didn't want to help me bury the bodies, why did he ask "What can I do for you today?"

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 12, 2018 09:32 PM (uuwor)

241 Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 09:20 PM (y+SdL). The HELL you say, repeating an automatic response to hearing "thank you" is horrible behavior for cashiers. Well sorry but they don't get Emily Post training to respond with "NO, thank YOU", or something.

I think you should lighten up Francis.

Personally I used to have a habit as customer of saying "same to you" in auto repsonse to any service person statement. One could have told me to fuck off and die and without even registering it, I'd probably have neutrally repeated "same to you" In my old age, I'm more inclined to thank the service folks or say "have a nice day" Its not a very fun job and they don't usually have any stock in the store.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 12, 2018 09:32 PM (eASYU)

242 226
Was thinkiing I'm sure all these old sit coms are on YouTube, I watched every Combat and Rat Patrol shows a few years ago.

I think those old hour long shows like Combat and Rawhide were well done, especially in black and white.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 09:32 PM (nisXv)

243 My hat's off to all the bowlers here.

Posted by: goatexchange at January 12, 2018 09:33 PM (YFnq5)

244
Don't the Germans respond to "Thank you" (danke) with "Please" (bitte)?
Posted by: goatexchange


While walking backwards.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 12, 2018 09:33 PM (IqV8l)

245 Don't the Germans respond to "Thank you" (danke) with "Please" (bitte)?
Posted by: goatexchange at January 12, 2018 09:31 PM (YFnq5)
---
Technically "bitte" is both as far as I learned it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:33 PM (vDqXW)

246 234 What boils me, however, is when I check out of a store and I say "Thank you" to the cashier and the response is "You're welcome."
Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 09:20 PM (y+SdL)

?!

...the fuck is the correct response to "thank you" then?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 09:32 PM (y87Qq)

"Go fuck yourself."

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 09:33 PM (NWiLs)

247 My pleasure.

Posted by: my man Godfrey at January 12, 2018 09:33 PM (+lOpA)

248 My hat's off to all the bowlers here.
Posted by: goatexchange at January 12, 2018 09:33 PM (YFnq5)
---
Put a lid on it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:33 PM (vDqXW)

249 Don't the Germans respond to "Thank you" (danke) with "Please" (bitte)?

Posted by: goatexchange
________

Russians, too (spasiba, pazhalsta). Let's remind the Germans and the Russians how alike they are and try to get them to be besties.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 09:33 PM (y+SdL)

250 "
...the fuck is the correct response to "thank you" then?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 09:32 PM (y87Qq) "

"Goddamn right."

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 12, 2018 09:34 PM (uuwor)

251 "I know, right? Dude says "How are you?" and then, 20 minutes later, when I'm almost done telling him, he starts looking bored and annoyed! Some people!"

O shit, my MiL is posting here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2018 09:34 PM (EyPfd)

252 "Go fuck yourself."
Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 09:33 PM (NWiLs)


Don't mention it.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 09:34 PM (y87Qq)

253 I love gallows humor, but I have to tread lightly for a while.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2018 09:34 PM (EGFUD)

254
Worse Than A Woodchuck - a limerick

I'll tell you I'm a man on the edge
And you won't pull me off of that ledge
What's got my mind in such in a fog
Is how much hedge could a hedgehog hog
If a darn hedgehog could hog hedge

Posted by: Muldoon at January 12, 2018 09:35 PM (wPiJc)

255 Don't the Germans respond to "Thank you" (danke) with "Please" (bitte)?

Expanded would be "bitte, bitte. Nichts zu danken". Please , please, there's no reason to thank me. It was nothing.

Again, this is being polite, dammit!

Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2018 09:35 PM (cW490)

256 "I know, right? Dude says "How are you?" and then, 20 minutes later, when I'm almost done telling him, he starts looking bored and annoyed! Some people!

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 09:31 PM (Vb4BV) "
---
Do you run down all your ailments or just some? Mention dreams you had? Satisfying craps taken?

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:35 PM (vDqXW)

257 253 I love gallows humor, but I have to tread lightly for a while.
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2018 09:34 PM (EGFUD)

I hear you. It takes a little while to figure out the culture of a new workplace, who can joke around with and who you can't.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 09:36 PM (NWiLs)

258 I saw Hedgehog open for Styx

Posted by: Oldgrunt at January 12, 2018 09:36 PM (wsMMJ)

259 222
Bowling hooligans would be something else, though. Running around in
polyester bowling shirts, swilling Schlitz and beating each other with
their wrist braces while screaming "Fuck you, I'm Brunswick Lanes!"

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

OK, that made me laugh! That's what I'm talking about! Did you know that Mookie Betts (Red Sox) bowled a 300 game during qualifying for the recent PBA World Series. And CJ Anderson (Denver Broncos running back) is a good enough bowler to qualify for a regional event? (He bowled better than I did. I didn't make the cut. He did)

Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2018 09:36 PM (gEvQ8)

260 "Go fuck yourself."


My pleasure.

Posted by: just sayin at January 12, 2018 09:36 PM (+lOpA)

261 "Was thinkiing I'm sure all these old sit coms are on YouTube, I watched every Combat and Rat Patrol shows a few years ago."

That's some damn fine TV watching, right there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 12, 2018 09:36 PM (EyPfd)

262 Me and my brothers grew up bumming quarters from Marines to shoot pool at the bowling lanes at MCRD San Diego. That was back in the mid sixties. My folks were avid bowlers. Dad had a low 200 average. A lot of 700 series pins as well as a few 800 series and a couple of 850 series pins. He also was a low handicap golfer. As a kid growing up in Wis, he played football against the Ameche brothers. I guess they were cross town rivals.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 12, 2018 09:36 PM (R5lpX)

263 Newt almost sounds like he's had a few.

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 09:37 PM (nisXv)

264 if somebody asks me how i'm doin i always answer, "why, what did you hear?" that fucks em up for awhile.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:37 PM (KP5rU)

265 My response to "Thank you" is "Whatta you, queer?"

It also works for "You're welcome."

Posted by: Manly Man at January 12, 2018 09:37 PM (vDqXW)

266 Or wh3n you're checking out at the register and they ask you if you found everything you needed...like they're going to go get it for you at this point.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2018 09:38 PM (kufk0)

267 When some says Thank You to me for helping them at work I will say something like I'll bill you later or I'll put it on your tab.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:38 PM (2DOZq)

268 Newt almost sounds like he's had a few.
Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 09:37 PM
~~~~~~

I literally just opened the comments so I could write the same thing.

This is the second or third time I've seen him like this. Is Calista over at the Vatican already? Maybe he's hitting the sauce 'cause she's not around to stop him. lol

Posted by: IrishEi at January 12, 2018 09:38 PM (HiDrR)

269 203 I've been saying this a lot lately, and I don't know why. It's like the 70's came back into my life with a vengeance or something. But I love it, and I just keep saying it.

Posted by: April at January 12, 2018 09:39 PM (e8PP1)

270 like they're going to go get it for you at this point.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2018 09:38 PM (kufk0)


Well not with THAT attitude, they won't.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 09:39 PM (y87Qq)

271 when asked "how you doing?", and feeling frisky, I use "as well as could be expected".


Which always leaves them puzzled and wondering what was wrong.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 12, 2018 09:39 PM (QDnY+)

272 Now if the PLAYERS killed people and burned things down during games, then we'd have something.
Posted by: Insomniac
-----------

You might be interested in our bowling ball.

Posted by: The Acme Co. at January 12, 2018 09:40 PM (c/EDo)

273 Old Blue, you don't live in the Denver(arvada) area do you ? If so, you are well known around town, for your bowling prowess. If not, no worries.

Posted by: chango butt at January 12, 2018 09:40 PM (qWll6)

274 Hi, Empress!

Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 09:40 PM (sdi6R)

275 if somebody asks me how i'm doin i always answer, "why, what did you hear?" that fucks em up for awhile.

Posted by: chavez the hugo
________

Some of my go-to's:

Whatcha up to?
Five ten, same as yesterday.

What's new?
The sky.

What's up?
New York, New Jersey....

Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 09:41 PM (y+SdL)

276 Or wh3n you're checking out at the register and they ask you if you found everything you needed

"Why, do. I look like I'm fucking retarded?!"

This all has to be somebody's comedy routine. It's making me laugh too much.

Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2018 09:41 PM (cW490)

277 "Or wh3n you're checking out at the register and they ask you if you found everything you needed...like they're going to go get it for you at this point.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2018 09:38 PM (kufk0) "

They must think pretty highly of their little store. *Everything* I need? That's mighty presumptuous of you, Target. As a matter of fact, I didn't find everything I need in your store, but maybe I missed the Honus Wagner card and the gorgeous Japanese girl with no vocal cords while I was looking for pita bread.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 12, 2018 09:41 PM (uuwor)

278 when asked "how you doing?", and feeling frisky, I use "as well as could be expected".
-----------

I usually say, "As far as I can tell, okay."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 09:41 PM (c/EDo)

279 Now I want to watch Kingpin.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 12, 2018 09:42 PM (dEQP3)

280 278 when asked "how you doing?", and feeling frisky, I use "as well as could be expected".
-----------

I usually say, "As far as I can tell, okay."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 09:41 PM (c/EDo)

"My psychiatrist says I've made excellent progress."

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 12, 2018 09:42 PM (NWiLs)

281 Working hard or hardly working ?

I had a dirty response to that one with people I knew would not get offended.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:43 PM (2DOZq)

282 Or wh3n you're checking out at the register and they ask you if you found everything you needed...like they're going to go get it for you at this point.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2018 09:38 PM (kufk0)
--------------------------------------

Unfortunately they might! I was behind someone in the checkout line who didn't find something at the grocery store once and the cashier then spent five minutes retrieving it. The horror.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 12, 2018 09:43 PM (giT7q)

283 161 rhomboid

Not the SOE.

The Royal Navy Department of Miscellaneous Weapons Development, known colloquially as the Wheezers and Dodgers.

Nevil Shute worked there, as well as a lot of crazed engineers and explosives experts. Very productive, if not exactly war winning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2018 09:43 PM (hyuyC)

284 What's up?

I sometimes say, "you are."


glad for you Infidel. Happy paycheck day!!

heading to sleep now, have a nice ONT y'all. or not, whatever....

Posted by: booknlass at January 12, 2018 09:43 PM (i2trk)

285 How'm I doing what?

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:43 PM (vDqXW)

286 How's it hangin?

Posted by: dartist at January 12, 2018 09:43 PM (nisXv)

287 273
Old Blue, you don't live in the Denver(arvada) area do you ? If so, you
are well known around town, for your bowling prowess. If not, no
worries.

Posted by: chango butt at January 12, 2018 09:40 PM (qWll6)

Ummm...Yeah. Do I know you?

Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2018 09:44 PM (gEvQ8)

288 What's up with the two handed throw these days? Is that the future?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:44 PM (2DOZq)

289 279: loved that movie.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:44 PM (KP5rU)

290 >> How's it hangin?

To the left and sort of itchy at the moment.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 12, 2018 09:44 PM (8O3HH)

291 288 What's up with the two handed throw these days? Is that the future?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:44 PM (2DOZq)


Man, hockey has changed.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 09:45 PM (Vb4BV)

292 288 What's up with the two handed throw these days? Is that the future?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:44 PM (2DOZq)

That question was for you Old Blue.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:45 PM (2DOZq)

293 271. 'Average. Worse than yesterday, better than tomorrow. '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 12, 2018 09:45 PM (ANOQk)

294 At a store, if someone asks me how I'm doing in the morning, my go-to answer is...too early to tell.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 12, 2018 09:46 PM (R5lpX)

295 I don't want to talk about "my" bowling. But, tell you whut.
I like living in a place where, every once in a while, you meet somebody with a ring that says "300" on it.

If nothing else, it shows we have something in common with the Athenians.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 12, 2018 09:46 PM (H5rtT)

296 heh. Local weather says 51 degrees, my thermometer shows 37 degrees. NOAA/NWS can't be wrong, can they?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 09:46 PM (y3sT9)

297 Wouldn't you like to know?

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:46 PM (vDqXW)

298 289 279: loved that movie.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:44 PM (KP5rU)


Cracks me up, in a very lowbrow way. Saw Dumb and Dumber, didn't do a thing for me. But Kingpin has just tons of scenes that about kill me.

Mrs Splunge really lost it during the dog/dinner table scene.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 09:46 PM (Vb4BV)

299 >>>when asked "how you doing?", and feeling frisky, I use "as well as could be expected".


"Eh", squinting a bit, followed by tilting the hand back and forth is usually enough to put a stop to it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 12, 2018 09:47 PM (/qEW2)

300 Horde:

If you can, stick around for the ONT; I'll be posting a really amazing Baby Sister Update early on.

Posted by: ibguy at January 12, 2018 09:47 PM (c5dWW)

301 *Everything* I need? That's mighty presumptuous of you, Target.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at January 12, 2018 09:41 PM (uuwor)


ha!

"Did you find everything you were looking for?"

"What are you, Viktor Fucking Frankl? No, I didn't find everything I was looking for, actually I'm spiritually empty and I'm crying inside. Thanks for bringing it up."

Posted by: hogmartin at January 12, 2018 09:47 PM (y87Qq)

302 hows life old man? takin fuckin forever. thanks for askin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:47 PM (KP5rU)

303 296 heh. Local weather says 51 degrees, my thermometer shows 37 degrees. NOAA/NWS can't be wrong, can they?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2018 09:46 PM (y3sT9)


Wow, I didn't know they were "adjusting" the data in real time. The balls on those guys.

Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

304 How are you?

"Aces!"

I say that often enough that sometimes I say "Aces and eights" and no one seems to notice.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 09:48 PM (y+SdL)

305 303 Wow, I didn't know they were "adjusting" the data in real time. The balls on those guys.
Posted by: rickl at January 12, 2018 09:47 PM (sdi6R)


Amateurs.

Posted by: Michael Mann at January 12, 2018 09:48 PM (Vb4BV)

306 Old Blue, I think they both are still bowling on the Senior's Tour too. Paul's wife was a high school classmate of my mother's. Her sister is married to Rick Loeb. Those two gals are amazing! Very cool ladies. I want to have friends like my mother's when I grow up.

Posted by: no good deed at January 12, 2018 09:48 PM (eIQHF)

307 Nice picture of that idiot Trump ! Trumps hates the blacks in Haiti. We must gets rid of him and make haillsry Presdent because she won...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 12, 2018 09:48 PM (u54O2)

308 Cracks me up, in a very lowbrow way. Saw Dumb and Dumber, didn't do a thing for me. But Kingpin has just tons of scenes that about kill me.

Mrs Splunge really lost it during the dog/dinner table scene.
Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 09:46 PM (Vb4BV)


The thing with Kingpin is that everyone involved takes it just seriously enough to have fun with it while not taking it seriously at all.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 12, 2018 09:49 PM (dEQP3)

309 Did I get here too late for some clever hedgehog wit?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 12, 2018 09:49 PM (c8EhQ)

310 Will no one take us bowling?

Posted by: the Skinheads at January 12, 2018 09:49 PM (zCyNd)

311 At a store, if someone asks me how I'm doing in the morning, my go-to answer is...too early to tell.

Posted by: Traveling Man
________

I've used that, as well as "Good, but it's still early."

Posted by: FireHorse at January 12, 2018 09:50 PM (y+SdL)

312 ice picture of that idiot Trump ! Trumps hates the b lacks in Haiti. We must gets rid of him and make haillsry Presdent because she won when TRump chested !!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 12, 2018 09:50 PM (u54O2)

313 310: fuckin nihilists.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:50 PM (KP5rU)

314 @283 NaCly Dog
That's not the Wel-Bike and Wel-Gat crew, is it? Station IX?

Anyone in that unit was lucky to survive -- and they didn't go into action.
Like living in Desmond Llewelyn's workshop for several years.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 12, 2018 09:51 PM (H5rtT)

315 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 12, 2018 09:49 PM (dEQP3)

But King Pin is not your favorite movie with a bowling alley in it is it?

You know what it is.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:51 PM (2DOZq)

316 308 The thing with Kingpin is that everyone involved takes it just seriously enough to have fun with it while not taking it seriously at all.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 12, 2018 09:49 PM (dEQP3)


Well put. But you also kind of just described Woody Harrelson.

Posted by: Michael Mann at January 12, 2018 09:52 PM (Vb4BV)

317 mary got into the furniture polish again.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 12, 2018 09:52 PM (KP5rU)

318 /phony scientist sock

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 09:52 PM (Vb4BV)

319 Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at January 12, 2018 09:50 PM (u54O2)

Mary is so right!!! And thank you so much for the organic elderberry wine. It went perfectly with the tofurkey!!!

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at January 12, 2018 09:52 PM (zCyNd)

320 Shipoopi at January 12, 2018 08:51 PM (EX0ma)

They will make sure we regular Americans no longer count. Occasionally they say things that make it clear they think we don't count. Behind the scenes, they're doing their best to make that true.

Posted by: Alana at January 12, 2018 09:52 PM (o3d0j)

321 But King Pin is not your favorite movie with a bowling alley in it is it?

You know what it is.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:51 PM (2DOZq)
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Is this another Hitler question?

Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:52 PM (vDqXW)

322 Posted by: Axeman at January 12, 2018 09:52 PM (vDqXW)

No , pretty specific to AtC.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:53 PM (2DOZq)

323 321 But King Pin is not your favorite movie with a bowling alley in it is it?

You know what it is.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:51 PM (2DOZq)
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Three Holes For Sister Sara?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 12, 2018 09:54 PM (c8EhQ)

324 Woody harrellson had to make kingpin because he lost a bet to Ted Danson.

Danson dated whoopie golberg for longer than woody abstained from all sex. By all, I mean all.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 12, 2018 09:54 PM (ZuGkg)

325 The Wizard of Brunswick?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 12, 2018 09:54 PM (c8EhQ)

326 ONT

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2018 09:56 PM (kufk0)

327 Well Old Blue and AtC don't want to answer my questions . I've been shunned . Pushed away.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:56 PM (2DOZq)

328 From the rugby posts: it was on N**** the Valiant's to-do list. So he joined up for his AF base team.. He's 5'9 and maybe 150, and the only officer on the team. I won't say he's being singled-out for abuse by hulking enlisted, but after his third visit to the infirmary the Chaplain suggested he find other sports. Now, he IS rated in epee but their are no clubs in Great Falls.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 12, 2018 09:58 PM (w7U7L)

329 Miz Laura, it's "im-broil-eo." Don't speak Italian? Then don't.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 12, 2018 09:58 PM (H5rtT)

330 Stringer Davis

Not at all. Station IX and activities like the fictional
Desmond Llewelyn we e devoted to interpersonal spying equipment and sabotage on land.

Department of Miscellaneous Weapons Development was tasked with solutions to problems posed by the Royal Navy operating forces. Anything to hurt the Germans.

Hence, Hedgehog and Squid ASW (throw-ahead ASW weapons), AA defense on the cheap, acoustic decoys, and some of the artificial harbour tech for Normandy. And a lot of stuff that did not work, but generally went boom.

Ironically, one of their successes was plastic armor for merchant ships, but this got very little publicity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 12, 2018 09:59 PM (hyuyC)

331 288
What's up with the two handed throw these days? Is that the future?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 09:44 PM (2DOZq)

It kind of is. With the two handed throw you increase the rev rate on the ball. The upside is the angles to the pocket increase opening up the strike zone. The downside is that if you don't match the speed of the ball to the rev rate, you're not going to be able to be effective. That said, some of the new young talent like CJ Tackett and Marshall Kent both have a very high rev rates with their thumb in the ball. The overall best bowler right now is Jason Belmonte from Australia who uses the two handed delivery with only his ring and middle finger in the ball, and a new star is Jesper Svennson who does the same thing from the left side of the lane. Their skill would be comparing a little leaguer to Mickey Mantle.
I've seen a lot of people try to do the two handed delivery. Either A) they aren't able to deliver the ball in such a way as to increase their rev rate, or B) they can't match their ball speed to keep up with the rev rate. Either way, they're less effective. Most of the time, they aren't accurate, don't make their spares and about 75% of the time I can beat them.

Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2018 09:59 PM (gEvQ8)

332 They're. Dang.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 12, 2018 10:01 PM (w7U7L)

333 I love Kingpin. It's hilarious. The final tournament was filmed in the National Bowling Stadium in Reno, Nevada, and that is my favorite place to bowl tournaments. The comb over failures of both bowlers was awesome!

Posted by: Old Blue at January 12, 2018 10:04 PM (gEvQ8)

334 Fuck all of you retarded redneck fucks! Fuck trump republicans! You're a threat to America! FUCKING DIE

Posted by: Foook truuuump at January 12, 2018 10:13 PM (Wf8yj)

335 Bowling has produced so many great movie scenes:

- The John Turturro "licking the ball" scene in The Big Lebowski
- The "artificial hand comes off in the finger hole and rolls down the alley" scene in Kingpin
...
...
Ok, just those two, actually.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2018 09:14 PM (Vb4BV)


The bowling alley scene from Uncle Buck was pretty good, too. And if there was anyone that looked like a natural bowler, it was John Candy.

Posted by: HTL at January 12, 2018 10:17 PM (HJhN4)

336 Fuck all of you retarded redneck fucks! Fuck trump republicans! You're a threat to America! FUCKING DIE

no worries.

Posted by: chango butt at January 12, 2018 10:17 PM (qWll6)

337 Posted by: Foook truuuump at January 12, 2018 10:13 PM (Wf8yj)

You're welcome.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 12, 2018 10:17 PM (2DOZq)

338 no one has ever been killed or bowling centers burned down due to a loss. I will accept snark on foots ball.

Posted by: Old Blue


I have hooked a few pins up to a wood lathe.
They never were the same.

Posted by: Billy Cobb at January 12, 2018 10:25 PM (CNm1v)

339 266 Or wh3n you're checking out at the register and they ask you if you found everything you needed...like they're going to go get it for you at this point.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2018 09:38 PM


Well, in my Shopgirl experience, that's exactly what we do.

Too bad you never gave them the chance.

As far as "Thank you" at the register, it's a reflex to say " "You're welcome", though we try to beat you to it.

I've had more than my share of customers who don't bother looking at me/talk on their cell through the whole transaction/throw credit cards or money AT me. And as far as the "No problem" response...ffs, when you are forced to be polite to 100 people a day, sometimes you like to switch it up.

Maybe be bothered by something else, and let that go.

Or not.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #ForwardProgressMyButt at January 12, 2018 11:42 PM (XhbCw)

340 There is nothing cuter. I call my younger son "my little hedgehog" and now that he's a man, he will send me hedgehog stuffed animals.

Adorable.

Posted by: True the Note at January 13, 2018 12:02 AM (HLTe8)

341 It looks like one of those cartoons with the arms...

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at January 13, 2018 12:11 AM (56GKt)

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