Update: Now Dianne Feinstein Claims She Never Said She Was Pressured to Release Simpson Transcripts

Even though she was recorded saying that.

Mental fitness in question?



Posted by: Ace at 06:31 PM




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1 How am I first?

Not first.

Second.

Posted by: Magilla Gorilla...Gorilla Channel at January 11, 2018 06:27 PM (Is4Ai)

2 The good news is one third of the democrat caucus probably has dementia...

the bad news is their replacements will be more communist and worse ethically.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 11, 2018 06:28 PM (SzZnW)

3 Best call Corgis.

Posted by: Magilla Gorilla...Gorilla Channel at January 11, 2018 06:28 PM (Is4Ai)

4 I was sinus pressured.

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at January 11, 2018 06:29 PM (bc2Lc)

5 like John McCain she seems to be equal parts corrupt *and* cowardly

this is just who they are

Posted by: happyfeet at January 11, 2018 06:30 PM (mLfQi)

6 Mental/Moral giant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 11, 2018 06:30 PM (K2SnJ)

7 None of these new acts have anything on Rudy Vallee.

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at January 11, 2018 06:30 PM (4ErVI)

8 Oh, OK, nevermind!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2018 06:30 PM (W+vEI)

9 DiFi needs to lose her seat. The bad news is that her replacement will be younger and woke.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 06:30 PM (a0IVu)

10 Lying comes so easy for some.

Posted by: Bosk at January 11, 2018 06:31 PM (fjMEv)

11 I wonder if she was one who was the recipient of the Alzheimers meds in the pharmacy delivery.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 11, 2018 06:31 PM (nILVB)

12 Speaking of McCain, anything coming out of Sedona?

*crickets*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 11, 2018 06:31 PM (4ErVI)

13 I believe this is known as "her truth."


Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2018 06:31 PM (W+vEI)

14 Well, who ya gonna believe, me, or your lyin' ears?

Posted by: Diane Fineswine at January 11, 2018 06:32 PM (ctuyM)

15 Send Diane to one of those "shit hole" Countries she loves so much

Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2018 06:32 PM (O2RFr)

16 I wonder if she was one who was the recipient of the Alzheimers meds in the pharmacy delivery.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 11, 2018 06:31 PM (nILVB)


I remember something about that....but what was it....

Posted by: DiFi at January 11, 2018 06:32 PM (zCyNd)

17 And they wonder if PDT is stable.

Posted by: freaked at January 11, 2018 06:32 PM (UdKB7)

18 I'm with her

Posted by: terrible head cold at January 11, 2018 06:32 PM (EzdLW)

19
She released the transcript in an attempt to sabotage the investigation by corrupting future witness testimony.

She should be severely rebuked if not fined or charged with a crime.

Note to Grassley: Exclude the Democrats on the committee for the rest of this investigation.

WAR.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:33 PM (mbhDw)

20 I'm sure the reporters with the recordings have been contacted and given their instructions.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 06:33 PM (2DOZq)

21 15 Send Diane to one of those "shit hole" Countries she loves so much
Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2018 06:32 PM (O2RFr)


Oakland?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:33 PM (mbhDw)

22 Bad case of Hillary-on-bollard disease.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 11, 2018 06:33 PM (xoGld)

23 Lol @ the butthurt over someone calling Haiti a shithole.

No one else has ever said that. Ever.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 11, 2018 06:33 PM (4ErVI)

24 And PDJ is the crazy one.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 06:33 PM (YOHxA)

25 Her truth.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 11, 2018 06:33 PM (t/7gr)

26 Impeach!!

Posted by: golfman at January 11, 2018 06:33 PM (48QDY)

27 We need term limits.

This idea of 84 year old Senators is absolutely absurd.

Most people can properly take a shit we they get that old, much less be in charge of issues involving national security.

Posted by: Apache at January 11, 2018 06:33 PM (uc45P)

28 "...you asked me the question, and the question is, it's not correct"


???


Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 11, 2018 06:34 PM (ppaKI)

29 Feinstein should retire and make room for another stellar intellect like Kamala Harris-Perry.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 11, 2018 06:34 PM (zCyNd)

30
Perfect cure for a head cold: Xanax/fentanyl and 600 volts DC...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:34 PM (mbhDw)

31 TIA, like the ones McCain started with. Soon.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 06:34 PM (r9UYA)

32 It's like that Martin Short Character, the lawyer that denies what is intuitively obvious presented right to his face.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 06:34 PM (A3b6q)

33 PDJ? Oops who was I thinking of. PDT

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 06:34 PM (YOHxA)

34 24 And PDJ is the crazy one.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 06:33 PM (YOHxA)


I like PD James.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:34 PM (mbhDw)

35 WAR.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:33 PM (mbhDw)

Leahy was permanently booted from the Intelligence Committee for less.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 11, 2018 06:35 PM (zCyNd)

36 "
"...you asked me the question, and the question is, it's not correct"





???"

Let me quote that with emphasis. ?????????

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 11, 2018 06:35 PM (w+Jhj)

37 These are not the 'roids you're looking for.

Posted by: Obi Wan Feinstein at January 11, 2018 06:35 PM (5ng19)

38 Dems are just so used to lying and having the media parrot their lies. Not used to someone questioning them.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2018 06:35 PM (HiDrR)

39 32 It's like that Martin Short Character, the lawyer that denies what is intuitively obvious presented right to his face.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 06:34 PM (A3b6q)

His name was "Nathan Thurm"

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 06:35 PM (A3b6q)

40
Shit, even Thad Cochran is laughing his ass of at her.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:35 PM (mbhDw)

41 Why doesn't she just throw her Chief of Staff, who undoubtedly did it and signed her name to it without her knowledge (see Susan Powers and unmasking) under the bus?

That's the typical Democrat MO when something goes sideways.

Posted by: scott_t at January 11, 2018 06:35 PM (xGZ+b)

42 I guess Dianne would know what she said, and didn't say, right? They're not saying that she's full of shit, are they?!

Posted by: goon at January 11, 2018 06:36 PM (EaQ6/)

43 37 These are not the 'roids you're looking for.
Posted by: Obi Wan Feinstein at January 11, 2018 06:35 PM (5ng19)


C3Prep H.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:36 PM (mbhDw)

44 Maybe she was sinus pressured into it?

Posted by: NeverTrumper'sBusyWife at January 11, 2018 06:36 PM (sy1nF)

45 Oh, well, if the question is not correct, then that explains everything.



Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2018 06:36 PM (kNasr)

46 We need a shithole countries post.

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 06:36 PM (PjJn1)

47 How am I not 50 comments ahead?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 11, 2018 06:36 PM (WbIyz)

48

25th Amendment!!
Citizen's Arrest!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 06:36 PM (IqV8l)

49 Senile old hag. She needs to retire.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2018 06:36 PM (dUJdY)

50 Heah me now, believe me later.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at January 11, 2018 06:36 PM (/qEW2)

51 1 How am I first?

Not first.

Second.
Posted by: Magilla Gorilla...Gorilla Channel at January 11, 2018 06:27 PM (Is4Ai)

Everyone's on the last post squeezing all the humor out of Trump's Shithole.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 06:37 PM (A3b6q)

52 44 Maybe she was sinus pressured into it?
Posted by: NeverTrumper'sBusyWife at January 11, 2018 06:36 PM (sy1nF)


Mucinex green phlegm monsters hardest hit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:37 PM (mbhDw)

53 I want to be clear about this, a badger ate my shoe. A big puffy badger named Donald with pointy teeth and...and...I just made wee-wee.

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at January 11, 2018 06:37 PM (hUqh+)

54 Reminds me of Chevy Chase in Spies Like Us.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2018 06:37 PM (gC2IV)

55 No, actually, he's right, we are pretty much a shithole.

Posted by: People of Haiti at January 11, 2018 06:37 PM (5ng19)

56 Humpty Dumpty explained this some years ago:

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean -
neither more nor less."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 11, 2018 06:37 PM (xoGld)

57 Alternate facts, Diane. Alternate facts.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 11, 2018 06:37 PM (GzDYP)

58 46 We need a shithole countries post.
Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 06:36 PM (PjJn1)


Czar of Shithole Countries

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 06:37 PM (+lOpA)

59 58 46 We need a shithole countries post.
Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 06:36

Oh, heads are exploding ever where! It's delicious...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2018 06:38 PM (O2RFr)

60 My dusty vagina trumps the truth. And call me Senator, bitches.

Posted by: Senator Dianne Feinstein at January 11, 2018 06:38 PM (bJ0w+)

61 54 Reminds me of Chevy Chase in Spies Like Us.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2018 06:37 PM (gC2IV)



Senator Cocktoastin?

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 06:38 PM (+lOpA)

62 What are we getting for this foreign aid to Haiti?

Haitians.

Get rid of it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 11, 2018 06:38 PM (4ErVI)

63 Feinstein is morphing into...Pelosi.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 06:38 PM (A3b6q)

64 You know, I interpreted her "under pressure" statement to mean that the reporter she was illegally leaking to was on a deadline and she didn't have time to go through channels.

Isn't this a censurable offense? Or a loss of committee seat? Paging Patrick Leahy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 11, 2018 06:38 PM (WbIyz)

65 "Who you gonna believe? Me or that lying video recorder?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 11, 2018 06:38 PM (w+Jhj)

66
"...you asked me the question, and the question is, it's not correct"


You have chosen poorly

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2018 06:39 PM (lKyWE)

67 Lots of masks coming off in the last year.

Posted by: dartist at January 11, 2018 06:39 PM (nisXv)

68 In her defense, "I never said that. And even if I said it, I never said it" has worked on the media before. Why not try the Jedi mind trick to escape.

Posted by: Bete in a malaise at January 11, 2018 06:39 PM (Ojki1)

69 61 54 Reminds me of Chevy Chase in Spies Like Us.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2018 06:37 PM (gC2IV)


Senator Cocktoastin?
Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 06:38 PM (+lOpA)

That was Fletch. Austin Milbarge GLG-9.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:39 PM (mbhDw)

70 and 600 volts DC...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:34 PM


Not like we're competent for anything. Have you considered Atlantic City?

Posted by: District of Columbia at January 11, 2018 06:39 PM (ctuyM)

71 Thank God we have sane, stable Democrats protecting us from Trump, who everyone can see is completely gaga. What would we do without them.

Posted by: George LeS at January 11, 2018 06:39 PM (+TcCF)

72 >>No, actually, he's right, we are pretty much a shithole.

>>Posted by: People of Haiti

Shithole is just a distant dream for you.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 06:39 PM (/tuJf)

73 This definitely narrows down who in congress gets the senility meds.

She's still a bee-itch, fraud and should be put out to pasture.

Posted by: auscolpyr at January 11, 2018 06:39 PM (pzA2L)

74 Can we send her to gitmo for interrogation? It would be interesting to know who pressured her and what they said.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 06:39 PM (/qEW2)

75
Haiti was a comparative paradise before the Clintons came to "help" them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:40 PM (mbhDw)

76
"...you asked me the question,
and the question is,
it's not correct"



It is almost like a haiku of bullshit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 11, 2018 06:40 PM (K2SnJ)

77 classic!

Posted by: concrete girl at January 11, 2018 06:40 PM (nBzBk)

78 1. why would someone ever listen to billy joel willingly. wasn't that what they blasted at noriega to get him to surrender?

2. why would you listen to billy joel while leaking documents?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 06:41 PM (GFAq1)

79 76
"...you asked me the question,
and the question is,
it's not correct"



It is almost like a haiku of bullshit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 11, 2018 06:40 PM (K2SnJ)


6-5-4 in that example.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:41 PM (mbhDw)

80 "Posted by: Magilla Gorilla...Gorilla Channel"

Can you get me Grape Ape's autograph?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 11, 2018 06:41 PM (w+Jhj)

81 "I don't believe there are. I don't believe I said that."

You have to admire that sort of blatant lying. It's awesome, really.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2018 06:41 PM (8gDQu)

82 You know, it would be inhuman to send them back to those totally not shithole countries.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 11, 2018 06:41 PM (xoGld)

83 Luxury! We could only dream of living in a shithole.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 11, 2018 06:41 PM (WbIyz)

84
I'll bet that Brig. Gen. Michael Walsh of the Army Corps of Engineers is feeling mighty good of late.

payback's a bitch and a lot of fun to watch.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 06:41 PM (YOHxA)

85 I thought DI said she had a cold and it made her do it

Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2018 06:42 PM (O2RFr)

86 Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes/ears?
- Diane Feinstein.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 11, 2018 06:42 PM (6n332)

87 Haiti is a shithole. Was in the DR a few years back and the moment you venture out of the nice resorts, that whole island is a shithole.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 06:42 PM (a0IVu)

88 76. It's really more of a koan, I think.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 06:42 PM (fA1SL)

89 80 "Posted by: Magilla Gorilla...Gorilla Channel"

Can you get me Grape Ape's autograph?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 11, 2018 06:41 PM (w+Jhj)


And Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:42 PM (mbhDw)

90 Dianne Feinstein belongs in prison.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2018 06:42 PM (uUBML)

91 Who are you going to believe, me or your lying ears?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2018 06:42 PM (dZ756)

92 My previous statements on this have been automobile fruit bat. Thank you for the chance to clear things up.

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at January 11, 2018 06:42 PM (hUqh+)

93 If she released it so the various suspects can get their stories straight it didn't work.

She can't even get this story straight.

That's the trouble with lying.

Or so I have heard.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at January 11, 2018 06:42 PM (hs9B9)

94 This thread needs a soundtrack:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoDh_gHDvkk

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 11, 2018 06:42 PM (0ogQG)

95 I'm Ready For Diane.

Posted by: An Ice Floe at January 11, 2018 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

96 ULA is going to try again. The new launch time has been set for 7:05 pm EST, or 4:05 pm PST.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rCjIaCBldY

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 06:42 PM (sdi6R)

97 >>6-5-4 in that example.

He's rolling.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 06:42 PM (/tuJf)

98 Is there a 25th Amendment procedure for the removal of a certain Senator who is unable to discharge the powers and duties of her office?

Posted by: StrattonTEA at January 11, 2018 06:43 PM (Lex5H)

99 92 My previous statements on this have been automobile fruit bat. Thank you for the chance to clear things up.
Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at January 11, 2018 06:42 PM (hUqh+)

And in parting: Marshmallow!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 11, 2018 06:43 PM (K2SnJ)

100 Unleash the Yale psychologists

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 06:43 PM (/qEW2)

101 When Feinstein was first old enough to vote, California was solid Republican.

Plenty of blame to go around.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 11, 2018 06:43 PM (zCyNd)

102 What is the sound of
one Democrat
Lying?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 06:43 PM (YOHxA)

103 maybe the metric we should use for determining whether a country is a shithole or not is how desperate people are to leave? willing to get on a rickety boat crewed by ruthless pirates that will rape, kill, and eat you, not necessarily in that order, and then likely to sink in shark infested waters, you are leaving a shithole.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 06:43 PM (GFAq1)

104 92 My previous statements on this have been automobile fruit bat. Thank you for the chance to clear things up.
Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at January 11, 2018 06:42 PM (hUqh+)


Thank you Senator Gambelpudding, de von auskrassen knacker-thrasher apple-banger tickle Danzig - - - ... aus Ulm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:44 PM (mbhDw)

105 Threatening to kill poor downtrodden ISIS murderers with entrenching tools, and other things, is just as bad as saying some places are shitholes. Right, Dianne?!

Posted by: goon at January 11, 2018 06:44 PM (EaQ6/)

106
She needs relief

https://youtu.be/tQOqwZgi_iY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 06:44 PM (IqV8l)

107 I was pressured to say I was never pressured.

Posted by: DiFi responding to reporters when recording played for her at January 11, 2018 06:44 PM (2DOZq)

108 Aaaaaaand of course the FOX cucks are CONCERNED about the shithole remark.

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 06:44 PM (PjJn1)

109 shithole or not a shithole?

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 06:45 PM (GFAq1)

110 If you all had simply elected me like you were supposed to, none of this winning chaos and confusion would be happening.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 11, 2018 06:45 PM (EzdLW)

111 Interesting... she is going with the Shaggy defense (the musician not the cartoon character).

Posted by: redbanzai at January 11, 2018 06:45 PM (FTXAT)

112 108 Aaaaaaand of course the FOX cucks are CONCERNED about the shithole remark.

This will last for days

Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2018 06:45 PM (O2RFr)

113 108 Aaaaaaand of course the FOX cucks are CONCERNED about the shithole remark.
Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 06:44 PM (PjJn1)


I gotta get on that network. Just ONCE.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:45 PM (mbhDw)

114 off topic but damn does microsoft edge suck

Posted by: Dr. brake bemoray at January 11, 2018 06:45 PM (V3U1L)

115 102 What is the sound of
one Democrat
Lying?
Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 06:43 PM (YOHxA)

A bear getting busy with Leo (symmetry unconfirmed.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 11, 2018 06:45 PM (K2SnJ)

116 Anyone have a link to someplace with the actual recording of her saying that?

Posted by: Guy Who Lets People in the Comment Section Do His Research at January 11, 2018 06:45 PM (br2jI)

117 Thank you Senator Gambelpudding, de von auskrassen knacker-thrasher apple-banger tickle Danzig - - - ... aus Ulm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:44 PM (mbhDw)

So that's what the whole "revise and extend my comments" thing is for.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 11, 2018 06:45 PM (zCyNd)

118 107 I was pressured to say I was never pressured.
Posted by: DiFi responding to reporters when recording played for her at January 11, 2018 06:44 PM (2DOZq)

#MeToo

Posted by: Mark Hamill after not saying he said TLJ sucked at January 11, 2018 06:45 PM (pzA2L)

119 have people in your country contracted disease by eating the corpses of relatives in religious ceremonies? shithole.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 06:46 PM (GFAq1)

120 Attention whore.

Posted by: Glenn John at January 11, 2018 06:46 PM (LilNs)

121 Thank you Senator Gambelpudding, de von auskrassen knacker-thrasher apple-banger tickle Danzig - - - ... aus Ulm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:44 PM (mbhDw)


We have arrived at a Monty Python skit.

Next stop: Idiocracy.

All Abooooaaard!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2018 06:46 PM (+lOpA)

122 Old joke from the early 80s when AIDS first showed in gay and Haitian communities - worst thing about having AIDS? Trying to convince your parents you are Haitian.

If PDT falls for the immigration carveout for Haiti and the other shitholes I foresee a swarm of Syrians claiming to be Haitian. And all of the Dems agreeing with them.

Posted by: George Tirebiter at January 11, 2018 06:46 PM (/zyrl)

123 Top (Wo)Men!

Posted by: Muthaucker at January 11, 2018 06:46 PM (rx27F)

124 Maybe her tumor can meet McCain's tumor and live happily ever after.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 06:46 PM (oVJmc)

125 >>108 Aaaaaaand of course the FOX cucks are CONCERNED about the shithole remark.

Don't care.

Posted by: Under Fire Who Recently Axed His Cord at January 11, 2018 06:46 PM (r9UYA)

126 I gotta get on that network. Just ONCE.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:45 PM (mbhDw)

Not gonna happen. They give you an I.Q. test before they let you on.If you have one you've failed.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 06:46 PM (YOHxA)

127 Haiti is a shithole. Was in the DR a few years back and the moment you venture out of the nice resorts, that whole island is a shithole.

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 06:42 PM (a0IVu)


I was in Haiti years ago. Haiti would have to improve by leaps and bounds just to achieve shithole status.

Strange ... in any other world Haiti would be an island paradise.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2018 06:47 PM (8gDQu)

128 Bingo! I've got bingo here!

Posted by: DiFi in the well of the Senate at January 11, 2018 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

129 116 Anyone have a link to someplace with the actual recording of her saying that?
Posted by: Guy Who Lets People in the Comment Section Do His Research at January 11, 2018 06:45 PM (br2jI)

Heh funny that you think they still exist.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 06:47 PM (2DOZq)

130 I gotta get on that network. Just ONCE.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:45 PM (mbhDw)



LOL!!! If you say what we think you'd say, you'd definitely be one-and-done!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 11, 2018 06:47 PM (br2jI)

131 Due to the advanced age of many Senators, there will be a lot of turnovers coming up. Baby blood injections only work for so long.

Posted by: MAGA at January 11, 2018 06:47 PM (LnOh3)

132 McCain, Feinstein, Collins, Cochran... The senate is filled to the ceiling with elderly folks who, if they had not been elected to public office 30, 40 years ago, would be shitting themselves in a nursing home right now.

When is Trump going to get to term limits? These are people we wouldn't let drive a car or walk down the street alone, yet they can determine the fate of our country?

Don't get me wrong, I love me some old people. But it is just a basic fact of nature that at some point, people lose a certain degree of their mental abilities (assuming there was anything in there to begin with).

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 11, 2018 06:47 PM (67sg6)

133 87 Haiti is a shithole. Was in the DR a few years back and the moment you venture out of the nice resorts, that whole island is a shithole.
Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 06:42 PM (a0IVu)

From what I understand Dominicans don't want people coming from that shithole country either.

And just take a look at the satellite view of the island of Hispanola - you can see DR's border with Haiti. Haiti is a ravaged land, DR is mere exceedingly impoverished.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 06:47 PM (A3b6q)

134 That must be one hell of a head cold she has.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2018 06:47 PM (gC2IV)

135 @PhilipRucker
Today's "shithole countries" story reminds me of this piece from my way back machine: "Haiti holds a special place in the hearts of Bill and Hillary Clinton"

Pelosi, Schumer, Feinkenstein et al. will not rest until the US is the biggest shithole country of them all!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 11, 2018 06:47 PM (xoGld)

136 more than one person executed by stoning - shithole

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 06:48 PM (GFAq1)

137 And lo, may the sweet raw waters of Truth and Justice floweth through Sen. Feinstein's nasal passages like a sacred neti pot.

Posted by: James Comey's twitter bot at January 11, 2018 06:48 PM (EzdLW)

138
I never said Haiti was a shithole, I said I Hate Frijolies.

Posted by: Trump playing Einstein Fienstein at January 11, 2018 06:48 PM (r+sAi)

139 This thread needs a soundtrack:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoDh_gHDvkk


Posted by: GnuBreed at January 11, 2018 06:42 PM (0ogQG)

It does but I suggest this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is

Posted by: redbanzai at January 11, 2018 06:48 PM (FTXAT)

140 131 there will be a lot of turnovers coming up.

mmmmmmmm. turnovers.

Posted by: Homer at January 11, 2018 06:48 PM (v3pYe)

141
I gotta get on that network. Just ONCE.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:45 PM (mbhDw)



How do you look in a short skirt?


Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2018 06:48 PM (lKyWE)

142 Ask the Haitian Shitholians what they think of the Clintons.

Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2018 06:48 PM (Sfs6o)

143 If a Democrat lies in the woods will the media be there?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 06:48 PM (YOHxA)

144 someone paid money for some witchdoctor to give them a spell to make them bulletproof, then was killed by a bullet when testing the spell - shithole

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 06:49 PM (GFAq1)

145 "Shit, even Thad Cochran is laughing his ass of at her."

Well at first they thought he was laughing at her, but then he was heard saying "heh heh pudding!!!" while staring down at his lap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2018 06:49 PM (k1TUh)

146 I sure hope this cold going around Congress does not spread to them all.

Maybe he is on Nyquil AM but took the nightime dose and is rambling around Congress in confusion (see: most of Congress).

So she is told there is video but denies. If having a cold is now their back up, they be in big do-do.

I would love to know who is in a flop-sweat or iron lung (Hag) with knowledge their bank records with Fusion are fixin' to be known. Yehaw!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen of Macedonia Content F at January 11, 2018 06:49 PM (J5mzk)

147 >>>I'll bet that Brig. Gen. Michael Walsh of the Army Corps of Engineers is feeling mighty good of late.

That was Boxhead.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 11, 2018 06:49 PM (kPVSQ)

148 Haiti does have the distinction of being the home country of zombies. So, there's that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2018 06:49 PM (8gDQu)

149 I just hope we're all still that crafty at Dianne's age. What is she now, pushing 100?

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2018 06:49 PM (14URa)

150 131 Due to the advanced age of many Senators, there will be a lot of turnovers coming up. Baby blood injections only work for so long.
Posted by: MAGA at January 11, 2018 06:47 PM (LnOh3)


"True. So true."

- - Dick Clark & Dinah Shore (pbuh)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:49 PM (mbhDw)

151 someone in your country raped some toddler to get rid of their aids - shithole

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 06:49 PM (GFAq1)

152 Satellite pics of the island show an obvious difference as much as the North Korea / South Korea satellite pics.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 06:49 PM (2DOZq)

153 Whoever replaces Feinstein will be much worse (after all, we are talking about California here), so I hope she makes it back from the edge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 11, 2018 06:49 PM (ylUqT)

154 Q: Why does Feinstein leak some times, but not others?

A: Depends.

Posted by: not remotely Miklos at January 11, 2018 06:49 PM (zCyNd)

155 I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!

Posted by: Di Fi at January 11, 2018 06:50 PM (xMlQ+)

156 STUDY: Female Senators are biologically better liars than male Senators.

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 06:50 PM (EzdLW)

157 My nickname in high school was 'Shia.'

Posted by: Eckhart Tolle at January 11, 2018 06:50 PM (bc2Lc)

158 @138...he is correct, it is a shithole.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen of Macedonia Content F at January 11, 2018 06:50 PM (J5mzk)

159 Over 40 years ago, on National Lampoon's "Radio Dinner" album, they did a goof Haiti tourist commercial and it was a shithole back then.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:50 PM (mbhDw)

160 Dianne Feinstein is 84 years old. That is my entire statement.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2018 06:50 PM (LV3VM)

161 "Even though she was recorded saying that.

Mental fitness in question?"


Absolutely not. What *she says today has no bearing on what she said yesterday. Yesterday is gone and forgotten. You've got to keep up.


*or any Democrat

Posted by: gNewt at January 11, 2018 06:51 PM (pDxGB)

162 Eat bush meat - shithole

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 06:51 PM (r9UYA)

163 I seem to recall that Charlie Rangel has a house on the same island as Haiti, but not in Haiti. Racist!

Posted by: not remotely Miklos at January 11, 2018 06:51 PM (zCyNd)

164 The WSJ is in high dudgeon because the President called Peter Strzok a treasonous bastard.

Well, treasonous anyway. I may have added "bastard". but nobody has called me wrong on it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, critic de Cinema Verite at January 11, 2018 06:51 PM (ylUqT)

165
No, @NotTiredOfWinningYet !

Tired of fixing household appliances, on the other hand, yes.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 11, 2018 06:51 PM (oVWx5)

166
As bad as the Dominican Republic may be, Haiti is worse by orders of magnitude.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:52 PM (mbhDw)

167 Democrats cannot be mentally unfit.

Or break laws.

Or be held responsible for their actions.

THIS is CNN.

Posted by: This is CNN at January 11, 2018 06:52 PM (aT+Bx)

168
Strange ... in any other world Haiti would be an island paradise.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


What about the Eastern half of the island?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 11, 2018 06:52 PM (IqV8l)

169 She WAS pressured... By the war and that sonofabitch Trump!!!!

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at January 11, 2018 06:52 PM (hs9B9)

170 If your drinking water is darker in color than my coffee, you probably live in a shithole.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 06:52 PM (r9UYA)

171 Trump is an executive. He gave people clear instructions. They came back with someone else and he let his displeasure be known.

Oh, and Andrew Napolitano can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2018 06:52 PM (gC2IV)

172 162 Eat bush meat - shithole
Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 06:51 PM (r9UYA)


That would be Kennebunkport at the height of the season...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:52 PM (mbhDw)

173 I will have you know we are not a shithole country! Who's got time to dig holes for it?

Posted by: Haitian poking pile of shit with stick at January 11, 2018 06:53 PM (mE2xM)

174 That was Boxhead.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 11, 2018 06:49 PM (kPVSQ)

Oops They all look the same to me.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 06:53 PM (YOHxA)

175 138
I never said Haiti was a shithole, I said I Hate Frijolies.

Posted by: Trump playing Einstein Fienstein at January 11, 2018 06:48 PM (r+sAi)

Reminds me of Up the Academy.

Colonel to woman: Tickle your ass with a feather?

Woman: what did you say!

Colonel: particular nasty weather .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 11, 2018 06:53 PM (2DOZq)

176 List of shithole states:

1) California

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 11, 2018 06:53 PM (JVq+R)

177 Diane, Thad and McCant walk into a bar together.

Diane orders a hot toddy.

Thad orders prune juice.

McCant orders Fusion water.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen of Macedonia Content F at January 11, 2018 06:54 PM (J5mzk)

178
I didn't say we were bigger than G-d, I said we were bigger than ROD!

- - Ron Nasty, The Rutles

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:54 PM (mbhDw)

179 Favorable and poignant feature on NPR? Shithole.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 06:54 PM (fA1SL)

180 Oh, and Andrew Napolitano can kiss my ass.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at Ja

--Yup, he was one of the cuckers.

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 06:54 PM (PjJn1)

181 I am not under pressure from FusionAsia. I was never under pressure from FusionAsia. You're a thought criminal.

-- Dianne "Big Sister" Feinstein

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 06:54 PM (EzdLW)

182 http://bit.ly/2D6iyes

Red Rider - Lunatic Fringe - YouTube

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 06:54 PM (y3aQB)

183 >>Oh, and Andrew Napolitano can kiss my ass.

Judge Nap went cray cray years ago.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 06:54 PM (r9UYA)

184 102- Who knows? Has there ever been a time side the creation of the Demcrat party that there has only been 1-a-(as in singular) Democrat lying?

Posted by: Bete in a malaise at January 11, 2018 06:54 PM (Ojki1)

185 "How do you look in a short skirt?





Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic"

And lots of red lipstick.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 11, 2018 06:54 PM (w+Jhj)

186 More mud than greenery - shithole

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 06:54 PM (YOHxA)

187 >>>Oops They all look the same to me.

Okay, I will take Boxer and you can have Feinstein then.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 11, 2018 06:55 PM (kPVSQ)

188 When you hit the 80 to 90 age range about 15% of your fellow elderly peers die every year.

Posted by: MAGA at January 11, 2018 06:55 PM (LnOh3)

189 >>From what I understand Dominicans don't want people coming from that shithole country either.

Having lived in PR, I can tell you there is a substantial part of the population that doesn't want either of them.

This idea that only some Americans have strong ideas about who should be allowed to immigrate to their country is silly. Just because the EU has gone batshit nuts on immigration doesn't mean we have to.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2018 06:55 PM (/tuJf)

190 Haiti in Spanish: Waco de Mierda

Posted by: Dominican Republican at January 11, 2018 06:55 PM (A3b6q)

191 180 Oh, and Andrew Napolitano can kiss my ass.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at Ja

--Yup, he was one of the cuckers.
Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 06:54 PM (PjJn1)


"He's got Eddie Munster's hair..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:55 PM (mbhDw)

192 It's good to keep these people in place. And I hope Hillary runs again.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 11, 2018 06:55 PM (/qEW2)

193 Aaaaaaand of course the FOX cucks areCONCERNED about the shithole remark.


"Did you see? "

" Trump certainly learned a lesson today!"

" The president made a remark and we jumped and squeaked like ferrets on acid! Jumping and squeaking and clucking! And finger wagging! And doing the Superior Dance! And pirouetting! "

"And tut-tutting! And telling people what they can and can't do to THE MEDIA!"

"And freaking the fuck out!"

" Yes, Trump certainly learned a lesson today!"


Posted by: FOX Cucks at January 11, 2018 06:55 PM (5ng19)

194 UN Peacekeepers? Shithole, with rape and disease bonus.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at January 11, 2018 06:55 PM (zCyNd)

195 Sacrifice chickens to appease your gods? Shithole.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 11, 2018 06:55 PM (w+Jhj)

196 Diane Feinstein is Chair of the Argument Committee

Monty Python style

Posted by: wooga at January 11, 2018 06:55 PM (g5xnT)

197 They're getting ready to pick up the count.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 06:56 PM (sdi6R)

198 >>> What *she says today has no bearing on what she said yesterday. Yesterday is gone and forgotten. You've got to keep up.
<<<

I remember yesterday like the flan that soiled my granny bloomers.

Posted by: Senator Dianne Feinstein at January 11, 2018 06:56 PM (bJ0w+)

199
Agujero de Mierda.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:56 PM (mbhDw)

200 Diane Feinstein?

I bet 500 quatloos that she is still Senator from California next summer. There is no such thing as "quit" in her vocabulary.
But I do wish all these senile old coots would just retire and go home.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 11, 2018 06:56 PM (S6Pax)

201 you have peace corps people in your country - shithole

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 06:56 PM (GFAq1)

202 He said 'Chi-to-lay', the Peruvian word for 'the land of cheap maids and gardeners.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 06:56 PM (oVJmc)

203
Funny thing is that if it was a leak from a meeting Trump can just say nope, didn't say it.

And then say it in the SOTU.

Posted by: Trump playing Einstein Fienstein at January 11, 2018 06:56 PM (r+sAi)

204 196 Diane Feinstein is Chair of the Argument Committee

Monty Python style
Posted by: wooga at January 11, 2018 06:55 PM (g5xnT)


Me to Feinstein:

"Shut your festering gob, ya' tit! Your type really makes me puke!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:56 PM (mbhDw)

205 Diane Feinstein is a dumbass. That's really all you need to say about it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 11, 2018 06:56 PM (WQ3tJ)

206 "He's got Eddie Munster's hair..."


Hey! Give that back!

Posted by: Paul Ryan at January 11, 2018 06:56 PM (zCyNd)

207 Kinda funny watching the newsheads say S-hole to avoid saying SHITHOLE and too dumb to realize it sounds like they are saying ASSHOLE.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 11, 2018 06:57 PM (kPVSQ)

208 I remember that one, JJS, it was goofing on a Jamaica tourism ad of the day ...

"Its mysterious"
*distant screaming*
"It's obvious"
*crack of a rifle shot"
...
...
"Come to Haiti !"

A great album, other excellent stuff on it too, I've thought of trying to acquire another copy of it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 11, 2018 06:57 PM (oVWx5)

209 What I wanna know is...

who is Emma Loop?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 11, 2018 06:57 PM (S6Pax)

210 Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 11, 2018 06:55 PM (kPVSQ)

S'okay. I need a scarecrow for the backyard.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 06:57 PM (YOHxA)

211 Any gym accidents going to happen?

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2018 06:57 PM (aC6Sd)

212 Dana Perino is going to have to run some extra pbutter on her snatch tonight after hearing about PDT's comment.

God, I hate those assholes.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 06:57 PM (r9UYA)

213 195 Sacrifice chickens to appease your gods? Shithole.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at January 11, 2018 06:55 PM (w+Jhj)


Give out welfare and tax the living shit out of working people?

Shithole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:58 PM (mbhDw)

214 O/T listening to Bach cello concerto #1 right now and a thought occurred to me.....how many individual data points are there that must be memorized in a typical classical music suite?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 11, 2018 06:58 PM (+Dllb)

215 Feinstein is one exploding aneurysm from the grim reaper.

Posted by: MAGA at January 11, 2018 06:58 PM (LnOh3)

216 really the ratio of shitholes to not shitholes is so skewed it is easier to make a list of countries you would want immigrants from.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 06:58 PM (GFAq1)

217 208 Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 11, 2018 06:57 PM (oVWx5)


You just made my day remembering this!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 06:58 PM (mbhDw)

218 >>> Any gym accidents going to happen?

Steve Bannon got stuck in the crunch machine.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 11, 2018 06:58 PM (kPVSQ)

219 I recall with particular amusement the time when a group of about 50 or so guys armed with infantry small arms overthrew the 'government' of Haiti.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 06:59 PM (fA1SL)

220 DiFi's replacement will be worse.

Nanzi's too. Younger, more energetic, and woke.

The national divorce/Cali secession scenarios begin to seem inevitable when you start looking at it in those terms.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 11, 2018 06:59 PM (ul9CR)

221 really do not even want any eu member countries coming her at the moment, except maybe the recent admissions.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 06:59 PM (GFAq1)

222 I saw Emma Loop Harris open for Juice Newton at the state fair in '83.

Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2018 06:59 PM (EzdLW)

223 Simple rule: if your people are eligible for the immigration Lottery your country's a s*******

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 06:59 PM (PjJn1)

224 214 O/T listening to Bach cello concerto #1 right now and a thought occurred to me.....how many individual data points are there that must be memorized in a typical classical music suite?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 11, 2018 06:58 PM (+Dllb)


As a kid I played in school orchestra (woodwinds) and got to play in the coveted chamber group. Lots of baroque music; Bach, Telemann, etc. Challenging but I really dug it. To this day, am a huge classical music maven. Also my dad was a big influence on me in that regard. And swing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:00 PM (mbhDw)

225 BSG is a granny chaser. pass it on!

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 07:00 PM (YOHxA)

226 why not have a referendum on which countries are on the allowed list of immigration? Do it on a one by one basis.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 07:00 PM (GFAq1)

227 Aaand another hold is called at T-27 seconds.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 07:00 PM (sdi6R)

228 If you wipe your ass with your bare hand - shithole

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 07:01 PM (r9UYA)

229 really do not even want any eu member countries coming her at the moment, except maybe the recent admissions.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 06:59 PM (GFAq1)

The Polish seem to have their heads on straight.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 11, 2018 07:01 PM (FTXAT)

230 Be sure to check out her book "Surely You're Kidding Mrs. Feynstein".

Posted by: Bear phone at January 11, 2018 07:01 PM (g6yUI)

231 No, we do, in fact, have holes. That we shit in.

Posted by: People of Haiti at January 11, 2018 07:01 PM (5ng19)

232 Simple rule: if your people are eligible for the immigration Lottery your country's a s*******

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 06:59 PM (PjJn1)

Well, for the first years, half of all the lottery slots were reserved for Irish.

Posted by: Miklos, cursed or blessed with such a memory at January 11, 2018 07:01 PM (zCyNd)

233 You gave me a good chuckle too !

Win - win !

Woohoo !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 11, 2018 07:01 PM (oVWx5)

234
If you hate Jooz, you're a shithole.

(Hmm, that's like 295 out of 297 countries, right?)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:02 PM (mbhDw)

235 >>225 BSG is a granny chaser. pass it on!

Dick smells like mothballs?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 07:02 PM (r9UYA)

236 She must have caught whatever Pelosi has.

Posted by: wth at January 11, 2018 07:02 PM (HgMAr)

237 If your wardrobe includes a tee shirt for the 2017 Super Bowl Champion Atlanta Falcons?......your country is a shithole.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 11, 2018 07:02 PM (mE2xM)

238 >>>If you wipe your ass with your bare hand - shithole

More like shithand

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 11, 2018 07:02 PM (kPVSQ)

239 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 11, 2018 06:58 PM (+Dllb)

Try a piano.

10 fingers 88 keys and 3 pedals

And you can stroke the keys for softer of lighter sound.

If you're good.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 07:02 PM (YOHxA)

240 The Polish seem to have their heads on straight.
Posted by: redbanzai at January




yep, recent admission

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 07:02 PM (GFAq1)

241 222. QED.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 07:02 PM (fA1SL)

242 The hippies are on the horns of a dilemma.

Pot smokers, beware: The northern spotted owl, the bird that brought down the Pacific Northwest timber industry, is circling California's newly legalized marijuana market.

A study led by University of California Davis researchers and released Thursday found that two owl species-the northern spotted owl and barred owl-are being exposed to high levels of rat poison from illegal marijuana grows in northern California.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 11, 2018 07:02 PM (WVYnK)

243 220 -anything flyover country can do to speed this up?

Posted by: Bete in a malaise at January 11, 2018 07:03 PM (Ojki1)

244 I recall with particular amusement the time when a group of about 50 or so guys armed with infantry small arms overthrew the 'government' of Haiti.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 06:59 PM (fA1SL)

William Walker took over Nicaragua with fewer.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 11, 2018 07:03 PM (zCyNd)

245
More Richard Feynman.
Less Dianne Feinstein.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:03 PM (mbhDw)

246 232. Yeah. Proves the point, dunnit?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 07:03 PM (fA1SL)

247 There is still almost an hour left in the launch window. Depending on what the latest problem is, they still might be able to launch tonight.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 07:03 PM (sdi6R)

248 101
When Feinstein was first old enough to vote, California was solid Republican.



Plenty of blame to go around.



Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 11, 2018 06:43 PM (zCyNd)

And that was the same year of the Great San Francisco Fire.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 11, 2018 07:03 PM (UsCnO)

249 BREAKING: TRUMP SAID SHITHOUSE NOT SHITHOLE, ACTUALLY COMPLIMENTING THE BUILD OF WOMEN FROM THOSE COUNTRIES

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 11, 2018 07:04 PM (kPVSQ)

250 I'm so glad we finally have a Republican calling out the stupidity of letting 3rd world shitholes come over here.

I care far more about this issue than the other nonsense Republicans have been running on for the last 16 or so years, like more Middle East wars and nation building.

Posted by: Apache at January 11, 2018 07:04 PM (uc45P)

251 Don't worry, Nana Feinstein will be making national policy until they nail the box lid shut.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 07:04 PM (oVJmc)

252 I love listening to classical music but never was much for trying to play it. At one point I had Vivaldi's guitar (originally lute) concerto down pretty good, and not just the famous slow movement but the outer movements as well. That's a short concerto, and not all that difficult to a classical guitarist. But I slaved over it for months and months, and I mean I went at it hard. Today I can just do the slow movement.

Rock guitar, I can do. Need a bassist in a pinch, I can manage. Basic boogie/blues piano that I learned as a youth from my dad, I got it. Classical, no.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 11, 2018 07:04 PM (ul9CR)

253 the only way anyone should be allowed in on a visa is that their country must accept any deportees.

No deportees, no entrees.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 07:04 PM (YOHxA)

254 I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP for my shithole!

Posted by: Cornholio at January 11, 2018 07:04 PM (E2MJu)

255 you should never allow immigration from a country where people want to emigrate.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 07:04 PM (GFAq1)

256 Dobbs breaking news about a DACA deal? The senators involved include: Flake, Durbin, Graham, Gardner and Menendez, among others.

TRUMP: What in the actual fuck are you doing? He is making me very nervous giving these commie assholes anywhere near authority to make up legislation on this.

The guaranteed BEST way to ruin Trump 2020 is to wrap immigration on Trump.

I am worried they will draft and sign something that is total bullshit, Trump will veto and then all these motherfuckers are going to override it.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 11, 2018 07:05 PM (67sg6)

257 Why hasn't DiFi lost her committee position?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2018 07:05 PM (oVJmc)

258 If your current Head of State won his last election by over 95% you might be a s*******

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:05 PM (PjJn1)

259 255 you should never allow immigration from a country where people want to emigrate.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 07:04 PM (GFAq1)


Corollary to the Groucho Marx club rule.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:06 PM (mbhDw)

260 Dianne Feinstein (D-Shithole).

Posted by: Peaches at January 11, 2018 07:06 PM (14URa)

261 234- So is modern accedimia considered an island or does it count against the rest of us in that math? Cause we sure have pockets of it here...including the last prezzy.

Posted by: Bete in a malaise at January 11, 2018 07:06 PM (Ojki1)

262 Stop and ponder that fact that we once threatened to intervene to keep Aristide as President of Haiti and then DID intervene to remove him.

Haiti is every stupid name you can come up with...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2018 07:06 PM (LV3VM)

263 258 If your current Head of State won his last election by over 95% you might be a s*******
Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:05 PM (PjJn1)


If he is the president for life (for this week) and is not above the rank of flight lieutenant...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:06 PM (mbhDw)

264 Okay Drudge headlines made me laugh 'Trump balks at shithole immigration deal'

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 07:06 PM (a0IVu)

265 It wasn't me it was that new sexbot fienstein.

Posted by: Einstein Fienstein at January 11, 2018 07:06 PM (r+sAi)

266 TRUMP: What in the actual fuck are you doing? He is making me very nervous giving these commie assholes anywhere near authority to make up legislation on this.

The guaranteed BEST way to ruin Trump 2020 is to wrap immigration on Trump.

I am worried they will draft and sign something that is total bullshit, Trump will veto and then all these motherfuckers are going to override it.
Posted by: Eli Cash at January




Why? He is not playing three dimensional chess he is playing prison checkers. Start the game and half way through, stand up, punch the other guy in the nose and take his pruno.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 07:07 PM (GFAq1)

267 262
Haiti is every stupid name you can come up with...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2018 07:06 PM (LV3VM)

I have two: Bill, Hillary.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:07 PM (mbhDw)

268 If he is the president for life (for this week) and is not above the rank of flight lieutenant...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:06 PM (mbhDw)

You will be sued!

Case: Doe v. Sefton

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at January 11, 2018 07:07 PM (zCyNd)

269 Lads I am confused

I was assured Trump was about to cuck out, then this happens?

How could he protect us now that Steve Bannon is fallen???

Posted by: trev006 at January 11, 2018 07:07 PM (jRA31)

270 If yer armed forces field a mix of Warsaw Pact gear of a range of vintages and obscure provenance, yer in a shithole.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 07:08 PM (fA1SL)

271 Dick smells like mothballs?
Posted by: Under Fire at January 11, 2018 07:02 PM (r9UYA)

so does his brain ! come to think of it. .... our they one & the same

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 07:08 PM (y3aQB)

272 Corollary to the Groucho Marx club rule.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January




yep

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 07:08 PM (GFAq1)

273 Dobbs breaking news about a DACA deal? The senators
involved include: Flake, Durbin, Graham, Gardner and Menendez, among
others.

TRUMP: What in the actual fuck are you doing? He is
making me very nervous giving these commie assholes anywhere near
authority to make up legislation on this.

The guaranteed BEST way to ruin Trump 2020 is to wrap immigration on Trump.

I
am worried they will draft and sign something that is total bullshit,
Trump will veto and then all these motherfuckers are going to override
it.


Posted by: Eli Cash at January 11, 2018 07:05 PM (67sg6)

The list of amnestistas is not really news and Trump is not stupid.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 11, 2018 07:08 PM (FTXAT)

274
TRUMP: What in the actual fuck are you doing? He is making me very nervous giving these commie assholes anywhere near authority to make up legislation on this.

Well constitutionally he doesn't have a choice

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 11, 2018 07:08 PM (lKyWE)

275 What exactly is in the shithole immigration deal that Flake et. al. are trying to push through? Freebies for everyone?

Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 07:08 PM (a0IVu)

276 If modern agricultural in your country depends on copious amounts of "night soil".......your country is a shithole.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 11, 2018 07:08 PM (mE2xM)

277 There are Shit hole countries such as Haiti, Somolia and Zimbabwe, what are countries that aren't Shitholes:

Hellhole Countries: Afghanistan, Yemen

Dickhole Countries: Russia, China

Asshole Countries: Germany, France, Belgium

Pisshole Countries: Lichtenstein, Luxemburg

Mishhole Countries: Czech Republic, Slovenia, Hungary, Denmark

Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 07:08 PM (A3b6q)

278 266
Why? He is not playing three dimensional chess he is playing prison checkers. Start the game and half way through, stand up, punch the other guy in the nose and take his pruno.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 07:07 PM (GFAq1)


Pruno. Feinstein's nickname?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:09 PM (mbhDw)

279 Hole?

Luxury!

We have to keep our shit in loosely organized piles!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2018 07:09 PM (T28di)

280 Dick smells like mothballs?
Posted by: Under Fire at January




have to take your word for it. Never been limber enough or drunk enough to know.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 07:09 PM (GFAq1)

281 Pruno > Valu-Rite

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 11, 2018 07:09 PM (ul9CR)

282 266
I am worried they will draft and sign something that is total bullshit, Trump will veto and then all these motherfuckers are going to override it.
Posted by: Eli Cash at January



True, but you forget. The President is under no obligation to sign anything the Congress sends him, effectively killing it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:10 PM (mbhDw)

283 If yer armed forces field a mix of Warsaw Pact gear of a range of vintages and obscure provenance, yer in a shithole.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 07:08 PM (fA1SL)

Chinese more cheaper.

Posted by: People's Resistance Front of Miklosia at January 11, 2018 07:10 PM (zCyNd)

284 your country is a shithole, literally, if less than half your population has indoor plumbing.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 07:10 PM (GFAq1)

285 So is modern accedimia considered an island

Nah. Thats a shithole too.

Posted by: golfman at January 11, 2018 07:10 PM (48QDY)

286 "More Richard Feynman.
Less Dianne Feinstein.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton "


Yes, lots and lots of this !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 11, 2018 07:11 PM (oVWx5)

287 And they wonder if PDT is stable.

Posted by: freaked at January 11, 2018 06:32 PM (UdKB7)

They dont. It's a lie.

Posted by: R Bud Dwyer at January 11, 2018 07:11 PM (rv0Fo)

288 What exactly is in the shithole immigration deal that Flake et. al. are trying to push through? Freebies for everyone?


Posted by: IC at January 11, 2018 07:08 PM (a0IVu)

Everyone born in the entire world is automatically a US citizen and we must pay their living expenses.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 11, 2018 07:11 PM (FTXAT)

289 283. Heh.....if the Tianjin Flying Pigeon is the go-to mode of transportation, then, yeah, shithole.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 11, 2018 07:11 PM (fA1SL)

290 One thing I would prefer Trump do instead of picking and choosing countries we take people in, just shut it down across the board.

I really don't want a bunch of beta cuck Europeans settling over here either, wondering where their free shit is that they had back home.

Posted by: Apache at January 11, 2018 07:11 PM (uc45P)

291
If your armor consists of a 20 mm cannon on a 1996 Toyota flatbed...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:11 PM (mbhDw)

292 homo--NOOD

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 11, 2018 07:11 PM (q177U)

293 If we only let people who are not from shitholes come to America, we will have to let all those snootyYurpian dickheads come here, and that would not end well. Come to think of it, though, Yurp is turning into a shithole, too, and for the same reason the Donkshits want all those third world critters to come here and vote for them, or rake their leaves, suck their dicks or whatever.

Build the freakin' wall.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:11 PM (md3fh)

294 Pruno. Feinstein's nickname?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January



lol. prison alcohol made from ferment prunes and raisins in your toilet or a plastic bag.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 07:12 PM (GFAq1)

295 Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2018 07:08 PM (A3b6q)

Interested in a fellowship?

Posted by: zombie Samuel Huntington at January 11, 2018 07:12 PM (zCyNd)

296 Don't a lot of the #NeverTrump fall into the jumping on the tracks drunk category?

Posted by: DaveA at January 11, 2018 07:12 PM (FhXTo)

297 Trump guesses that the Dems and the Reps can't create a bill that they could get 2/3's to vote aye on.

And I would suggest he's correct.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2018 07:12 PM (YOHxA)

298 I fear that a sore one of the cobs will post an actual s******* post, and we will have exhausted all the comments.

Posted by: logprof at January 11, 2018 07:12 PM (PjJn1)

299 >>>>Haiti is every stupid name you can come up with...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 11, 2018 07:06 PM (LV3VM)



I have two: Bill, Hillary.
.
.
.We were stationed at GITMO when the last Haitian Migration took place. And yes it is a shithole. 20,000 Haitians fled their Country in makeshift rafts and overloaded boats only to be picked up by Navy and Coast guard ships before they got to the US.

You could smell those ships coming 10 miles out, they were literally covered in $hit from the Haitians crammed on the decks. Once they offloaded them they would run salt water wash downs to get rid of the filth.

Half of them had aids and the other half had TB.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 11, 2018 07:12 PM (+Dllb)

300 >>>True, but you forget. The President is under no obligation to sign anything the Congress sends him, effectively killing it.

Depends on whether Congress is in session as to whether becomes law or pocket veto.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 11, 2018 07:12 PM (kPVSQ)

301 If 85 year olds and the infirm can do the job, how f*cking hard can it be?

Posted by: Mega at January 11, 2018 07:13 PM (rv0Fo)

302 Since it's my birthday, I thought I'd share a whimsical song I just purchased:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG6_QNbpSoE

Have a goodnight folks, annnnnd Hillary Clinton will never be president!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 11, 2018 07:13 PM (2X7pN)

303 I have an idea. It's so crazy it might just work:

How about we allow immigration based on something the immigrant can offer to the country, rather than the other way around?

Posted by: RI Red - Expert on everything expert at January 11, 2018 07:13 PM (3InKI)

304 Public daily rituals of drugged out-of-there-mind Shaman, dancing around a ring of fire while tossing chicken bones like rolling craps, wishing death to their enemies= shithole status country.

Of course, that describes most all democrat supporters actions in America and explains how we have Feinstein- So, we got that goin' for us...


Posted by: texcat at January 11, 2018 07:13 PM (wf3RQ)

305 NOOD!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 11, 2018 07:13 PM (2sCft)

306 294
lol. prison alcohol made from ferment prunes and raisins in your toilet or a plastic bag.
Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 07:12 PM (GFAq1)

I know.

Actually, I had the yen to make some home-brew wine an got some of the materials but then lost interest. I guess fermented prune juice could be sort of like sake?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2018 07:13 PM (mbhDw)

307 290
I really don't want a bunch of beta cuck Europeans settling over here either, wondering where their free shit is that they had back home.
Posted by: Apache at January 11, 2018 07:11 PM (uc45P)


This. I'd rather see them fight to preserve their own countries. If they are defeated after putting up a real fight, then let them in.

Posted by: rickl at January 11, 2018 07:14 PM (sdi6R)

308 I know.

Actually, I had the yen to make some home-brew wine an got some of the materials but then lost interest. I guess fermented prune juice could be sort of like sake?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January



guess you did but was being neighborly in case you did not know. No firsthand knowledge of what pruno tastes like.

Posted by: --- .-. /-. --- - at January 11, 2018 07:14 PM (GFAq1)

309 Obama the low albedo Jeebus let the shitholers come in but sent them all to red states. Trump could do the same, only send them to blue enclaves such as the counties around DC and so forth. That would change some thinking mucho pronto senor.

Posted by: Ruthless at January 11, 2018 07:14 PM (md3fh)

310 Every time someone from a shithole country comes this way, a Democrat has to move to a shithole country.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 11, 2018 07:15 PM (nBr1j)

311 Mia Love not loving this

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Very Stainy Geeblus at January 11, 2018 07:15 PM (kPVSQ)

312 If your Tourism Board includes a Sara McLachlan song on it's ad campaign, you might be a shithole.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 11, 2018 07:16 PM (E2MJu)

313 I have an idea. It's so crazy it might just work:



How about we allow immigration based on something the immigrant can offer to the country, rather than the other way around?

Posted by: RI Red - Expert on everything expert at January 11, 2018 07:13 PM (3InKI)

I got called a fascist by a coworker for suggesting that.

Posted by: redbanzai at January 11, 2018 07:16 PM (FTXAT)

314 If neighboring villages engage in tribal warfare with machetes - shithole.

Posted by: pogomip at January 11, 2018 07:17 PM (2jwY6)

315 Actually, I had the yen to make some home-brew wine an got some of the materials but then lost interest. I guess fermented prune juice could be sort of like sake
======
More like slivowitz

Posted by: Simplemind at January 11, 2018 07:17 PM (ZuGkg)

316 http://bit.ly/2AR6XKa

President Trump Unleashes Fury on FBI Agent Peter Strzok Accuses Strzok of Treason!

MSM & NeverTrumpers are going to Strzok out

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 11, 2018 07:19 PM (y3aQB)

317 Is there anyone n congress with a pair? Watching these pussies clutching their pearls is tiresome. Fuck you, congress. You had your chance and blew it. Let the businessman do it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 11, 2018 07:20 PM (gC2IV)

318 Congress is the uniparty.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 11, 2018 07:22 PM (ZuGkg)

319 As much as I regret not electing a stripper/pornstar, I do reqlly love this President.

Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2018 07:24 PM (Sfs6o)

320 More like slivowitz

Brutal is that stuff.

Posted by: dartist at January 11, 2018 07:36 PM (nisXv)

321 Remember how the female reporter who witnessed Hillary's seizure later said that she wasn't "shocked", despite what was clearly on film? Feinstein reminds me of that.

Posted by: artemis at January 11, 2018 07:56 PM (AwPyG)

322 Of course we should renew FISA.

There's an election coming up.

...wut?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 11, 2018 08:13 PM (Ndje9)

323


R Budd Dwyer called in from the afterlife to say he never blew his brains out. He just had a bad head cold.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Alt-Rightie Esq at January 11, 2018 08:19 PM (AASEZ)

324 But according to DiFi and those who support her, PDJT is "mentally unfit" for office.

I'm left to wonder when actual bullets start actually flying. And I'm quite afraid the answer might well be... soon.

Posted by: DocJ at January 11, 2018 08:19 PM (7bkOX)

325 Chelsea Handler has two tricks...three if we include the donkey.

She has her 'sex' jokes and her 'drunk' jokes.

That's it. If she's told any other kind of joke over the years, I missed it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 11, 2018 08:20 PM (xJa6I)

326 Constant lying makes it difficult to keep your story straight...

...sez anybody with a single gram of honesty and common sense.

Which excludes 99.999999999999999999999% of all 'rats.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 11, 2018 08:23 PM (W+kMI)

327 Farm
Rural
Suburban
Urban
City
Inner City
Slum
Ghetto
Disaster Area
Shithole
Detroit

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at January 11, 2018 09:08 PM (LOq4H)

328 Sneaky Diane Feinstein and Leaky Dick Durbin - taking turns trying to destroy our country's reputation in the world.

Posted by: doug at January 12, 2018 12:14 AM (89il5)

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