Video of Antifa Self-"Defense" Training, With Commentary

I got obsessed with this guy last night. He's the meanest guy on the Internet. Some of his cracks are funny not because they're funny but only because they're so uncalled-for mean.

He goofs on Crossfit constantly. He was talking about some skinny guy who "has no gains" at Crossfit and commented on the guy's t-shirt: "I didn't know that t-shirt came in size Extra-AIDS."

Stuff like that.

His catchphrase is "ZERO," which he says when counting reps of an exercise. Because most of the people he goofs on never actually complete a single correctly-performed rep, he just counts each as "Zero, zero, zero."

Anyway, here are some of those Antifa guys you heard about last year, prepping for battle.

This is a lot less frightening than it first seemed.

Posted by: Ace at 12:28 PM




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1 Ace, I know you can take him out with an IKEA drill.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2018 12:29 PM (hyuyC)

2 Anti fa fa fa fa fa fa fa.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 12:30 PM (/qEW2)

3 That guy can't even plank!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2018 12:32 PM (hyuyC)

4 Thanks Ace. Pretty funny.

Even my wife can take them, admittedly with an equalizer and close aboard.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2018 12:33 PM (hyuyC)

5 ...and 6!

6 Pullups.

Top that, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 12:34 PM (Fj2YX)

6 Maybe their first lesson should be "how to speak like a man and not an effeminate, up-talking Pacific Northwesterner"

Posted by: weew at January 10, 2018 12:35 PM (EaEMG)

7 You know, Ace - when we did this you took away our video.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 12:35 PM (Fj2YX)

8 Pretty pathetic Ty.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 10, 2018 12:35 PM (OD2ni)

9 LOL

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2018 12:35 PM (LiyEm)

10 This is funny and everything, but LISTEN TO THESE GUYS TALK.

It's nothing but an endless stream of PC buzzword soup. Every sentence is just a madlib where they fill in with as much intersectional jargon as possible

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2018 12:36 PM (KUaJL)

11 Remember when the FNM ran around claiming the world was going to end when right leaning militia formed under Bush 41 and especially Clinton?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2018 12:36 PM (eSx+E)

12 I just discovered Elgintensity a few months ago myself. His roasts are hilarious. He's an Asian lawyer who leans conservative.

Posted by: Jim at January 10, 2018 12:36 PM (837t0)

13 Finally, some guys a women's Olympic soccer team could beat.

Posted by: huerfano at January 10, 2018 12:37 PM (EtMVh)

14 His catchphrase is "ZERO," which he says when counting reps of an exercise. Because most of the people he goofs on never actually complete a single correctly-performed rep, he just counts each as "Zero, zero, zero."

I've seen that...he's hysterical.

"where's the pulling...swinging is not pulling."

http://tinyurl.com/y9bj2yyk

Skip to about 1:40 to see the 'counting' part.

Posted by: Tami at January 10, 2018 12:37 PM (Enq6K)

15 "11 Remember when the FNM ran around claiming the world was going to end when right leaning militia formed under Bush 41 and especially Clinton?"


Those a-holes goaded the FBI into murdering those people at Ruby Ridge.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 10, 2018 12:38 PM (OD2ni)

16 I'd also point out that if you are restricting yourself to people affiliated with the police or "right wing groups" (Presumably which also includes the military), the techniques that you're developing might end up being.... less than ideal... under real world circumstances.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2018 12:38 PM (KUaJL)

17 Those guyx are hot!

Call me!

Posted by: TrigglyPuff at January 10, 2018 12:39 PM (BrQrN)

18 Remember when the FNM ran around claiming the world was going to end when right leaning militia formed under Bush 41 and especially Clinton?
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Oh, yes, and 90s TV dramas featured these militia endlessly as "villains." Two I can cite off the top of my head are X-Files and strangely enough, Star Trek: Voyager.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 10, 2018 12:39 PM (vg8iE)

19 Do you even punch, Bro?

Posted by: An expansive ornate building at January 10, 2018 12:40 PM (WbIyz)

20 These guys got nothing on Bobbie De Niro. He's a tough talking asskicker in his own right.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2018 12:41 PM (2Mnv1)

21 Not one of those twinks is even master of his own domain.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2018 12:41 PM (/tuJf)

22 Come at me broheims!

Posted by: Wet Paper Bag at January 10, 2018 12:41 PM (BrQrN)

23 Any idea where that was filmed?

Posted by: JAS at January 10, 2018 12:41 PM (7JbXq)

24 To be fair though,Antifa does include some actual dangerous thugs...

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2018 12:42 PM (LiyEm)

25 >>Any idea where that was filmed?


Looks gay enough to be Chicago.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 12:42 PM (Fj2YX)

26 Pretty funny.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2018 12:42 PM (Dp6qK)

27 I was kind of worried about how people could be brainwashed into joining antifa - which supports causes that would go against their interests.

But these guys all seem ... fey. Those voices. So it's not as if they would ever have been part of mainstream society in the first place. Well, good luck to you guys when your neighborhood turns majority Muslim or Latino. You wanted it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 12:42 PM (/qEW2)

28 I know one place those guyx ain't visiting!

Posted by: Cootertown at January 10, 2018 12:42 PM (BrQrN)

29 OMG, I'm fucking dying!

Posted by: Wyatt at January 10, 2018 12:42 PM (bkUtD)

30 Any idea where that was filmed?
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According to the video, Chicago.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 10, 2018 12:42 PM (vg8iE)

31 "Oh, yes, and 90s TV dramas featured these militia endlessly as "villains." Two I can cite off the top of my head are X-Files and strangely enough, Star Trek: Voyager."


According to Law & Order, RW militias and Pro-lifers were responsible for every murder in NYC.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 10, 2018 12:42 PM (OD2ni)

32 When the burning times come, I can't wait to meet these guys in the streets.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2018 12:43 PM (0tfLf)

33 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Sonobi at January 10, 2018 12:43 PM (ATVNj)

34 Trump, the orange cat from the last post, could easily take these squirrels

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Critic de Cinema Verite at January 10, 2018 12:43 PM (LISuA)

35 The guy in the black tank top looks like he's making a fist with one hand and cradling a hairless gerbil in the other.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 12:43 PM (Fj2YX)

36 That was a made up snark video right?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 10, 2018 12:44 PM (+Dllb)

37 6 Maybe their first lesson should be "how to speak like a man and not an effeminate, up-talking Pacific Northwesterner"
Posted by: weew at January 10, 2018 12:35 PM (EaEMG)

Right?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2018 12:44 PM (Dp6qK)

38 and cradling a hairless gerbil in the other.
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The coke sticks to it better when you remove the hair.

Posted by: Black Tank Top Guy at January 10, 2018 12:44 PM (vg8iE)

39 Well that joke got ruined.

Posted by: Natural Selection at January 10, 2018 12:44 PM (BrQrN)

40 Those a-holes goaded the FBI into murdering those people at Ruby Ridge
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The proximate blame is for whoever was coordinating the investigation in the Northwest of anti-government groups.

My memory is that the FBI was getting agents into every anti-government group. The spotted Weaver at some such group, noticed he wasn't happy with the message being presented.

So they asked him to be their mole. He said no. They demanded he be their mole. He said hell no.

Then they started a sting operation where they got him for having a shotgun marginally below the legal limit. The local cops offered to bring him in and the feds told them they would handle it.

The fed showed up with a strike team that followed Weaver on a hunt with his son...because obviously that is the best time to arrest someone...when they are waking around armed.

They killed the dog, the kid killed the agent that killed the dog, and the feds killed the kid. They then got a shoot to kill order for everyone at Weaver's house and shot his wife in the head.

Weaver eventually surrendered and...the result was...no conviction of Weaver, no charges for the guys who started the crap, and no charges for the fed that shot Weaver's unarmed wife in the head.

It was disgusting...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2018 12:45 PM (eSx+E)

41 Those boys are buffer than me!

Posted by: Richard Simmons at January 10, 2018 12:45 PM (bc2Lc)

42 soy boys everywhere

Posted by: brak at January 10, 2018 12:45 PM (WjCgM)

43 That made my morning.

Posted by: HamiltonNJ at January 10, 2018 12:45 PM (sCjDS)

44 "Rectal buccaneers" snort!

Posted by: Random Lurker Commenter at January 10, 2018 12:46 PM (dab45)

45 To be fair though,Antifa does include some actual dangerous thugs...
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Yes they do. Well did.

Posted by: Stephen Paddock at January 10, 2018 12:46 PM (eSx+E)

46 I saw this. It's beyond pathetic.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 12:47 PM (NWiLs)

47 I'm going to kick your ass? Because I'm a bad motherrrrrr? You know?

Posted by: Uptalking Antifa at January 10, 2018 12:47 PM (RD7QR)

48 I like the narrator's delivery. He makes Steven Wright sound animated.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2018 12:47 PM (MomVW)

49 Jesus boyx, butch up a little would ya?

Posted by: Liberace at January 10, 2018 12:48 PM (BrQrN)

50 Never was frightening to begin with. Sure, a couple of vets and capable guys are going to be in the mix, but its mostly that vegan guy who is too stupid and sheltered to understand fear (you know, the guy who never had anything ever hurt him or go wrong his entire life because of helicopter parents, so he has no concept of consequences or pain) and fat, angry lesbians.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 12:48 PM (39g3+)

51 Crossfit Uptalking. Feel the burn...?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2018 12:48 PM (oVJmc)

52 Strong overtone of "Clint Eastwood doing the voice-over on Dragnet" there.
Requires quite a bit of "voice characterization." Not done by an amateur.
Unless it's, you know, Clint Eastwood from Dragnet.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 10, 2018 12:48 PM (H5rtT)

53 As funny as this is, remember - these are self-identified members of the same group that burned Berkeley and Hamburg.

If they get what they seem to want, they'll be using urban yutes as shock-troops. As we saw at Charlottesville. The Reds are quite open about that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 12:48 PM (fA1SL)

54 That asshole took my hat!

Posted by: Aunt Rose at January 10, 2018 12:49 PM (oVJmc)

55 Maybe only the professors are macho enough to wield bike locks and the rest are all fey whiny bitches. They're not the mighty fighting force we once feared, but they still need to be defeated.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 12:49 PM (/qEW2)

56 If you want to see more mean, read the Damore suit against Google. Figures a lot of them use the Antifa logo as their pic for the Google internal email/forums.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 12:49 PM (W+vEI)

57
Now suppose they come at you with some raspberries?

What about a pointed stick?

SHUT UP!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 12:49 PM (493sH)

58 >>>>>As funny as this is, remember - these are self-identified members of the same group that burned Berkeley and Hamburg.



If they get what they seem to want, they'll be using urban yutes as
shock-troops. As we saw at Charlottesville. The Reds are quite open
about that.
.
.
.They are nothing but cannon fodder and political props for the group after they are killed by the Cops.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 10, 2018 12:49 PM (+Dllb)

59 These dudes are ass-toast when the Muslims decide these fart gobblers aren't needed anymore.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 10, 2018 12:49 PM (nXay/)

60 I do believe those children are getting all wee-wee'd up.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 12:50 PM (7UW64)

61 "The history of white surpremacy..."

The stupidity has lapped me on the track.

And in the words of the great Ron White: TAKE OFF THE HAT!!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2018 12:50 PM (Boy/L)

62 Willowed and on-topic re: self defense (disturbingly interesting, too)

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Holy crap re: The Gay domestic abuse

It's clearly a huge and
recognized problem. Look at how pro-The Gay folks report it. From
"Domestic Violence in the LGBT Community Fact Sheet" at the Center for
American Progress-

https://tinyurl.com/pl7xnk5

Read closely. Quote:

"- One out of four to one out of three same-sex relationships has experienced domestic violence.

- By comparison, one in every four heterosexual women experiences domestic violence in her lifetime."

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Did you catch it? One out of three relationships (gay) vs. one out of four women over her entire lifetime (straight).

Holy sh*t.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 12:50 PM (ks6bw)

63 Watched about half the video. They look even lamer than LARPers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 12:50 PM (39g3+)

64 let's see how these guys fare in a biker bar...and jeez...the hat?!?!

Posted by: concrete girl at January 10, 2018 12:50 PM (nBzBk)

65 1in 4 seems too hight to me as well,unless they are counting like one arm grab as domestic violence...

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2018 12:51 PM (LiyEm)

66 @ 28------Who runs Cootertown?

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2018 12:52 PM (zLDYs)

67 58. Yep. Look at the early Bolsheviks. Their cadres were chock-a-block with ex-convicts and street criminals. Lenin - dude didn't lift. Trotsky? Much the same.

It's always down to the thugs in the streets. And numbers. Get a thousand soybois in a bloc, and they can wreak havoc.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 12:52 PM (fA1SL)

68 They look even lamer than LARPers
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That is technically what they are doing. If the shit ever hits the fan, seeing the first one to get their head blown off will send the others running for their safe spaces.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 10, 2018 12:52 PM (vg8iE)

69 lightning bolt! lightning bolt!

Posted by: brak at January 10, 2018 12:52 PM (WjCgM)

70 Okay, the one guy's lispy uptalking about the rising fascism whatever is pretty great.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 12:52 PM (ks6bw)

71 Yeah 1 in for marriages have domestic violence? That is ridiculously high.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 12:52 PM (39g3+)

72 I speak jive.

Posted by: Barbra Billingly at January 10, 2018 12:52 PM (R5r5c)

73 I want to make fun of these mo's but at least they are working out after a fashion. It's not there faults that their dad was a turkey baster and not around to show them how the throw a punch to the balls.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2018 12:52 PM (WbIyz)

74 Gayer than Liberace's hairdresser.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2018 12:53 PM (V+J88)

75 I want to make fun of these mo's but at least they are working out after a fashion.

Yeah showing up once a week when its nice outside to fake punch and do weak calesthentics is not going to help them any.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 12:53 PM (39g3+)

76 Does anal sex count as domestic violence?

Posted by: RioBravo at January 10, 2018 12:53 PM (5NMZN)

77 Does anal sex count as domestic violence?
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More like domestic bliss.....*sigh*

Posted by: Shep! at January 10, 2018 12:54 PM (vg8iE)

78 They are actually onto something.... just for the wrong cause...

I've thought about starting fitness and self defense classes for young men, built on the Military model of fitness.... and also teach them survival skills.

You know... kind of like the Boy Scouts were originally intended to be...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 10, 2018 12:54 PM (NgKpN)

79 76 Probbbbbbably.....

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2018 12:54 PM (LiyEm)

80 76 Does anal sex count as domestic violence?
Posted by: RioBravo

God I hope not

Posted by: Shep! at January 10, 2018 12:54 PM (FZYNt)

81 >>But these guys all seem ... fey. Those voices.

And pasty.

I will now cut you down with my killer....snark! And politically correct insults to your gender!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 12:54 PM (W+vEI)

82 I bet these guys know how to throw a Donkey Punch.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 12:54 PM (Fj2YX)

83 Does anal sex count as domestic violence?

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More like domestic bliss.....*sigh*

Posted by: Shep! at January 10, 2018 12:54 PM (vg8iE)


Barry O: Preach it sister!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 12:54 PM (493sH)

84 If I was conducting this training all of my students would be repeatedly exposed to teargas and tasers to develop a higher tolerance.

Posted by: Fritz at January 10, 2018 12:54 PM (2Mnv1)

85 Bottoms.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 12:54 PM (Bdeb0)

86 53 As funny as this is, remember - these are self-identified members of the same group that burned Berkeley and Hamburg.

If they get what they seem to want, they'll be using urban yutes as shock-troops. As we saw at Charlottesville. The Reds are quite open about that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 12:48 PM (fA1SL)

Yeah, it's good to laugh at them but not good to underestimate them. The anarchists have taken control of places using street thugs (see Munich, 1919) and the outcome was nasty for all parties involved.

Posted by: joncelli, going phalangist at January 10, 2018 12:55 PM (RD7QR)

87 85 Bottoms.
Posted by: Zod

Top down, bottom up

Posted by: Glenn Beck at January 10, 2018 12:55 PM (FZYNt)

88 35 The guy in the black tank top looks like he's making a fist with one hand and cradling a hairless gerbil in the other.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 12:43 PM (Fj2YX)

It's how the Mandela Funeral Sign Language guy tries to pick up guys.

Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2018 12:55 PM (7HtZB)

89 *points*

*techno dance marches*

Posted by: Techno Viking at January 10, 2018 12:55 PM (BrQrN)

90 >>>>>1in 4 seems too hight to me as well,unless they are counting like one arm grab as domestic violence...
.
.
.Those domestic numbers are suspect. They tend to inflate the actual number by not weeding out repeat incidents. I knew one woman who filed at least two dozen abuse reports about her boyfriend and refused to swear out charges for any of them even with the DA pushing her.

She was a frequent flyer with the local Police who had to respond every time she called them and they knew nothing was happening but they had to respond and arrest the guy.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at January 10, 2018 12:55 PM (+Dllb)

91 This guy is merciless to CrossFitters. His monotone delivery isn't ideal but some of the stuff he says is ruthlessly hilarious.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 12:55 PM (NWiLs)

92 They are nothing but cannon fodder and political props for the group after they are killed by the Cops.

An army of Horst Wessels.

Turning their lives around.

Aspiring rap artists.

Good boys.

Dindu nuffin.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 10, 2018 12:55 PM (kqsXK)

93 "- One out of four to one out of three same-sex relationships has experienced domestic violence.

- By comparison, one in every four heterosexual women experiences domestic violence in her lifetime."



Bloody hell, they just make things up, don't they?

I do not for one minute believe that one in four marriages include domestic violence.

I'm sure the asshats who say that benefit in some way from promoting it, because I can't imagine.... I just can't.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 12:55 PM (7UW64)

94 Ollerup gymnastics could help the twerps out.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 10, 2018 12:55 PM (5NMZN)

95 *pulls out .45. flicks down the safety and extends hand and arm*

Back the f**k off.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 12:55 PM (ny0bQ)

96
Do they work on defense of getting a tear gas pellet to the nads? Or are they trained to just crumple like their comrade did?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 12:56 PM (493sH)

97 1in 4 seems too hight to me as well,unless they are counting like one arm grab as domestic violence...

Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2018 12:51 PM (LiyEm)


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Agreed, but I'll allow it so long as they're using the same measurements for each group.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 12:56 PM (ks6bw)

98 Does anal sex count as domestic violence?

Only if you don't use lube.

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 10, 2018 12:56 PM (kqsXK)

99 That one dude has a fighting stance reminiscent of Vernon T. Waldrip.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2018 12:56 PM (wPiJc)

100 These are the guys that are counting on Rose to save them

Posted by: Methos at January 10, 2018 12:56 PM (XQvuQ)

101 got about half way through this abomination. wtf kind of pastey white asshattery is this? looks like freshman year at some high school in the silicone valley. typical chitown hipsters.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2018 12:56 PM (KP5rU)

102 Those are some funny videos!

His droll delivery is too much.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2018 12:56 PM (so+oy)

103 I believe that one Lon Horiuchi was the FBI sniper that put a bullet into Vicky Weaver's head, narrowly missing the baby she was holding in her arms.

I recall that he got an endorsement gig for a rifle company - until the word got out. The shooting world's outcry to the company caused them to drop him faster than he dropped Vicky Weaver.

Posted by: Al Shabbah at January 10, 2018 12:56 PM (5wrpD)

104 Why am I getting flashbacks of the infamous hipster slapfight video that Ace read us the Riot Act over?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 10, 2018 12:57 PM (AM1GF)

105 Gay domestic violence - DUH! Lets be honest, men are more prone to physical violence than women, especially when they catch their partner whoring around. So, in gay relationships you've got 2 asshats willing to get drunk and throw a punch. Twice the chance of a beatdown.

Btw, in homicide cases, a surprisingly large number of violent stabbing mutilation murders are gay on gay crimes, look it up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 12:57 PM (k1TUh)

106 78. The first rule of RWDS is, don't talk about RWDS.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 12:57 PM (fA1SL)

107 >>Why am I getting flashbacks of the infamous hipster slapfight video that Ace read us the Riot Act over?


You Brute!

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 12:57 PM (Fj2YX)

108 Hmmmmm. Is this something?

Blind Item #7 - They Did It For The Coke And The Women

This triumvirate of celebrity all have a certain thing in common. Well, they did have one thing in common. A love of a South American country. Apparently that love does not extend to now because the person who was in charge is no longer in power.

So, their response has been silence. In the past they were all about supporting the regime. No one really could ever understand it. Well, I will tell you now why they did. The first of our three is a permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He and this former A list mostly movie actor turned B lister would have coke supplied to them for free the entire time they were in the country and it came courtesy of the government.

In exchange for selling out, they were given massive parties with as many drugs and women as they wanted. Speaking of women, this A list mostly movie director is the third of our celebrities. He was not interested in the drugs but he was interested in the women. The government would supply him with upwards of 20 women for a three or four day trip and he loved it. One person I haven't listed here is a foreign born permanent A list model who supported the government because many of her highest paying clients made their money thanks to the largess of the government.

https://tinyurl.com/y78bjszc


Chavez, obviously. Sean Penn, Danny Glover, Oliver Stone, and Naomi Campbell ?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 10, 2018 12:57 PM (ul9CR)

109 Not seeing a link to the video.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 10, 2018 12:57 PM (sD2WN)

110 a surprisingly large number of violent stabbing mutilation murders are gay on gay crimes, look it up.
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It's all about penetration.

Posted by: Shep! at January 10, 2018 12:58 PM (vg8iE)

111 Bloody hell, they just make things up, don't they?

I do not for one minute believe that one in four marriages include domestic violence.

I'm sure the asshats who say that benefit in some way from promoting it, because I can't imagine.... I just can't.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Bets that they are counting 'verbal abuse'. Translation: they had a fight and he yelled/yelled back.

Posted by: the turkey baster at January 10, 2018 12:58 PM (326rv)

112 >> Lets be honest, men are more prone to physical violence than women


Lesbians have a really high rate of domestic abuse.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 12:58 PM (Fj2YX)

113 As funny as this is, remember - these are self-identified members of the same group that burned Berkeley and Hamburg.

If they get what they seem to want, they'll be using urban yutes as shock-troops. As we saw at Charlottesville. The Reds are quite open about that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine




We haven't shot any of them yet.



Yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2018 12:58 PM (hpmES)

114
If they really want training on fighting they should head on over to the Englewood neighborhood and see how long they can survive

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 12:58 PM (493sH)

115 Another Wikileaks suicide ["suicide"?]
https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/950866357347905537

Posted by: paolo at January 10, 2018 12:58 PM (QCX64)

116 Members of the LARP-er Kai Dojo

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2018 12:58 PM (wPiJc)

117 I will hit these sissies so hard their blood will bleed!

Posted by: Chuck Norris at January 10, 2018 12:58 PM (cTuj5)

118 >>It's all about penetration.


The slow gerbil penetrates the anarchist.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 12:59 PM (Fj2YX)

119 >>As funny as this is, remember - these are self-identified members of the same group that burned Berkeley and Hamburg.



Yep. And the type of people who are happy to mace, set fire to, and/or throttle with a bike lock or steel pipe a "Nazi" from behind.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2018 12:59 PM (W+vEI)

120
Come on, try it; move the scene along
Fifty million Frenchmen can't be wrong
Wheeeeeeee!!

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!!
..................VOILA!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2018 12:59 PM (WbIyz)

121 men are more prone to physical violence than women

I don't buy that. I've been hit by girls a lot more than by guys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 12:59 PM (39g3+)

122 THEY HIT BUDDY!

COME ON, GIRLS!!

Posted by: Antifa Shock Troops at January 10, 2018 12:59 PM (oVJmc)

123
Bloody hell, they just make things up, don't they?

I do not for one minute believe that one in four marriages include domestic violence.

I'm sure the asshats who say that benefit in some way from promoting it, because I can't imagine.... I just can't.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 12:55 PM (7UW64)

The way it's stated, that does not necessarily mean that 1/4 marriages include domestic violence. Just that 1/4 women experience domestic violence at some point in their life. You don't need to be married to be a victim of domestic violence, so I'd hazard a guess that most of that 1/4 of women experience that domestic violence before they're married.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2018 12:59 PM (KUaJL)

124 #115 Sock off. The guy didn't kill himself over being Paolo's cuck.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2018 12:59 PM (QCX64)

125 Next up: how to swing a mean man purse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2018 01:00 PM (V+J88)

126
Lesbians have a really high rate of domestic abuse.
=======

Bitch spilled my Miller Lite!

Posted by: Abusive Lesbian at January 10, 2018 01:00 PM (vg8iE)

127 Hillarious video.

Do they have a special evasive maneuver to avoid being shot in the testicles with tear gas canister?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2018 01:00 PM (ATVNj)

128 Latte On! Latte Off!

/Mr. Miyagi

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2018 01:00 PM (wPiJc)

129 @105 ... actually lesbian couples have the highest rates of domestic violence of any group.

Posted by: sunny-dee at January 10, 2018 01:01 PM (QAOZh)

130 I think it's a good thing my DI passed away, because if he saw that he'd die laughing.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at January 10, 2018 01:01 PM (tVWQB)

131 105 Gay domestic violence - DUH! Lets be honest, men are more prone to physical violence than women, especially when they catch their partner whoring around. So, in gay relationships you've got 2 asshats willing to get drunk and throw a punch. Twice the chance of a beatdown.

Btw, in homicide cases, a surprisingly large number of violent stabbing mutilation murders are gay on gay crimes, look it up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 12:57 PM (k1TUh)

Gay guys are also way overrepresented as serial killers.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2018 01:02 PM (KUaJL)

132 So,,, from "Safe Horizon" (supposedly from 2010 CDC info):

2 in 5 lesbian women
3 in 5 bisexual women
1 in 3 heterosexual women
1 in 4 gay men
1 in 3 bisexual men
3 in 10 heterosexual men

will experience rape, physical violence or stalking by an intimate partner in their lifetime.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 10, 2018 01:02 PM (5NMZN)

133 112 >> Lets be honest, men are more prone to physical violence than women


Lesbians have a really high rate of domestic abuse.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 12:58 PM (Fj2YX)

And apparently the level of violence is worse. Like hot steam iron across the face worse.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 01:02 PM (NWiLs)

134 Lesbians have a really high rate of domestic abuse.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 12:58 PM (Fj2YX)

Well, when your entire persona is invested in being angry at the whole world, it's gonna find a way out.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 01:02 PM (7UW64)

135 Do they have a special evasive maneuver to avoid being shot in the testicles with tear gas canister?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2018 01:00 PM (ATVNj)
--------

Not sure they need that, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2018 01:02 PM (kNasr)

136

What Happened?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 10, 2018 01:02 PM (mPeei)

137 I think my balls just ascended into my body watching the Harbor Miners

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 10, 2018 01:02 PM (y3aQB)

138 >>129 @105 ... actually lesbian couples have the highest rates of domestic violence of any group. Posted by: sunny-dee at January 10, 2018 01:01 PM (QAOZh)

Adds to the frisson of cutting a straggler from the herd and trying to turn her.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:03 PM (Bdeb0)

139 "Lesbians have a really high rate of domestic abuse."

in every lesbian pair, there's usually one bull dyke who thinks she has to act like a man. So, yeah.

And as far as a woman hitting a man - sure, some are serious. But for most it's like the difference between shooting a bullet and just tossing it at someone. A real hit, the other party doesn't get off the floor for a while.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 01:03 PM (k1TUh)

140 Watch enough of that shit and it will turn you gay.

Posted by: Thomas Kinkade at January 10, 2018 01:03 PM (r9UYA)

141 hilarious video

and sad

but mostly hilarious

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2018 01:03 PM (5DP4f)

142 >>... actually lesbian couples have the highest rates of domestic violence of any group.


FISTS OF FURY

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 01:04 PM (Fj2YX)

143 >>Well, when your entire persona is invested in being angry at the whole world, it's gonna find a way out. Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 01:02 PM (7UW64)

And if you have the appropriate restraint gear and mien when it does, you'll be glad you were there to facilitate it.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:04 PM (Bdeb0)

144 Do they have a special evasive maneuver to avoid being shot in the testicles with tear gas canister?

They leave them at home.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2018 01:04 PM (oVJmc)

145 1 in 4 in their entire lives sounds exceptionally high as well. I know hundreds of women and none of them have ever mentioned violence, and they likely would have. Either they're keeping it to themselves, are an unusual pool of women, or that stat is a bunch of crap.

My guess is that its the same sloppy statistics as the divorce numbers. They come up with that 50% by counting all the divorces up and dividing by people married.

When the truth is that some people get divorced many times, skewing the numbers heavily. That doesn't mean the average marriage has a 50% chance of divorce, it means some people get a lot of divorces.

So if one woman has 5 different abusive boyfriends, and they count that as a total among all women instead of one instance of a woman being abused, they're getting huge numbers that are false.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:04 PM (39g3+)

146 My Sr. Drill Instructor, GSGT. Pickles (Yes, his real last name and he was a tough SOB) is laughing his ass off in heaven right now.

Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2018 01:04 PM (gbWkA)

147 'Spindly' comes to mind.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2018 01:04 PM (wPiJc)

148 I think they get more exercise blowing each other.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2018 01:04 PM (HgMAr)

149 Apropos of nothing, Flash Email Traffic:


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http://bit.ly/2mnvqT6

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2018 01:05 PM (WbIyz)

150 i think georgie soros should get his money back from these fucktarded idiots. one hells angel or one mongol could clean that whole crew of starbucks employees up in a heartbeat. wouldn't even have to put their beer down. damn, that's our best and brightest? god has to be laughing his ass off.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2018 01:05 PM (KP5rU)

151 Rectal buccaneers who can't even walk a plank. I laughed out loud.
That could be a Saturday Night Live skit, well apart from the fact it's funny.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 01:05 PM (nBr1j)

152 And as far as a woman hitting a man - sure, some are serious. But for most it's like the difference between shooting a bullet and just tossing it at someone. A real hit, the other party doesn't get off the floor for a while.

Yeah women like to hit guys a lot, but mostly it doesn't hurt. They don't have the upper body strength or training to land a really dangerous punch, and I suspect they don't really want to. I mean it can hurt, but not, you know, hurt. I've been popped by my brother in the chin and it put me on the ground. My girlfriend punched me a buncha times and I barely noticed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:06 PM (39g3+)

153 Unfortunately AntiFa never leaves their Blue Bubbles. How are they gonna win a revolution when they won't leave their Blue Bubble Basement? I say unfortunately cuz I'd love to meet these twinks on a level playing ground. Never gonna happen. They will forever keep close to Nancy's petticoats.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2018 01:06 PM (YV+SU)

154 We disavow any connection to these Trouser Pilots.

Posted by: Intl Assoc of Rectal Bucaneers at January 10, 2018 01:06 PM (398bZ)

155 "Lesbians have a really high rate of domestic abuse."

in every lesbian pair, there's usually one bull dyke who thinks she has to act like a man. So, yeah."


The dominant bull dykes seems to love having mullets for some reason.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 10, 2018 01:06 PM (OD2ni)

156 3 in 10 heterosexual men

will experience rape, physical violence or stalking by an intimate partner in their lifetime.


How do heterosexual men get raped by their partner (outside a court, of course)?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2018 01:06 PM (oVJmc)

157 Sounds like it's being narrated by a young Clint Eastwood. Which makes it even funnier.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 10, 2018 01:06 PM (PX4lt)

158 I watched some of his other videos. I think the dude is funny even when he is being mean.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 01:07 PM (rxtQa)

159 Flicked through some of this guy's other videos.

Apparently there's a squat assistence technology (a pole with a spring up your butt) to help you do squats if you can't do squats.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2018 01:07 PM (MomVW)

160
Oprah didn't mention her good friend Harvey in her Globes speech and God shit a mudslide on her house the next day.

Posted by: Karma cascade at January 10, 2018 01:07 PM (/zwDg)

161 >>My girlfriend punched me a buncha times . Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:06 PM (39g3+)

This is wrong.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:07 PM (Bdeb0)

162 Gay domestic violence - DUH! Lets be honest, men are more prone to
physical violence than women, especially when they catch their partner
whoring around.

----


Mrs. Penfold is a former prosecutor, the worst DV cases she saw involved lesbian couples.


Posted by: Penfold at January 10, 2018 01:07 PM (Fbt5B)

163 I would like to make sure both those guys identify as heterosexual, not bi-curious.

Then, I would fuck them both.

Posted by: Jwest at January 10, 2018 01:07 PM (/roJx)

164 I am afraid that the high up leaders of the communist violence network (think the Molotov bombers at the Austin RNC) who have no problems seeing a few people die. There will be (more)peopled killed if they keep this up.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2018 01:08 PM (BtQd4)

165 Did Rush just play a clip, of him playing a clip of himself?


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2018 01:08 PM (jjaLl)

166 Do they have a special evasive maneuver to avoid being shot in the testicles with tear gas canister?

They leave them at home.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



Dammit!
Posted by: Tear Gas Canister Armorer

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2018 01:08 PM (hpmES)

167 Apparently there's a squat assistence technology (a
pole with a spring up your butt) to help you do squats if you can't do
squats.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2018 01:07 PM (MomVW)


Barry O: Sounds yummy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 01:08 PM (493sH)

168 Is De Blahbio just sue fossil fuel companies for causing climate change?

Posted by: gapoz at January 10, 2018 01:09 PM (XFFNW)

169 It is when a woman starts punching with a knife does it start to hurt.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 01:09 PM (rxtQa)

170 They need some shake weights.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2018 01:09 PM (HgMAr)

171 wth

LOL. And not the long shake weights. The short, thin ones.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 10, 2018 01:10 PM (hyuyC)

172 Sigh... English, how do it work? You get the idea.

Posted by: gapoz at January 10, 2018 01:10 PM (XFFNW)

173 >> They need some shake weights.


Oddly, that one muscle group is well defined on these 'guys'.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 01:10 PM (Fj2YX)

174
In fairness to antifa they're hamstrung by having to build a fitness regime around exercises you can do while stoned out of your gourd.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2018 01:10 PM (lKyWE)

175 152 And as far as a woman hitting a man - sure, some are serious. But for most it's like the difference between shooting a bullet and just tossing it at someone. A real hit, the other party doesn't get off the floor for a while.

Yeah women like to hit guys a lot, but mostly it doesn't hurt. They don't have the upper body strength or training to land a really dangerous punch, and I suspect they don't really want to. I mean it can hurt, but not, you know, hurt. I've been popped by my brother in the chin and it put me on the ground. My girlfriend punched me a buncha times and I barely noticed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:06 PM (39g3+)

Unfortunately it's this attitude that results in male victims of domestic violence generally not being taken seriously.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 01:10 PM (NWiLs)

176 They need some shake weights.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2018 01:09 PM (HgMAr)


Some "South Park" Shake Weights.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2018 01:11 PM (jjaLl)

177 This is wrong.

It didn't work out. She did not deal with frustration or disappointment well. And she lied. A lot. Nearly continually.

But she didn't do you know, a real swing. She'd pound her fists on my chest, it was kind of cute in a way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:11 PM (39g3+)

178 Violence is about the will more than the physique. These guys maybe laughably weak and small but a dozen of them with pipes or bats or spears can fuck you up if you are unarmed and they have the will to violence.

I'm never unarmed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2018 01:11 PM (WbIyz)

179 50 Never was frightening to begin with. Sure, a couple of vets and capable guys are going to be in the mix, but its mostly that vegan guy who is too stupid and sheltered to understand fear (you know, the guy who never had anything ever hurt him or go wrong his entire life because of helicopter parents, so he has no concept of consequences or pain) and fat, angry lesbians.

"Fat angry Lesbians" sounds like a Bee Gees cover band..

Posted by: catman at January 10, 2018 01:11 PM (KzK8d)

180 176 They need some shake weights.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2018 01:09 PM (HgMAr)


Some "South Park" Shake Weights.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2018 01:11 PM (jjaLl)

Creme fraiche!

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 01:11 PM (NWiLs)

181 I thought the main fighting technique for Antifa was how to sneak up on people and sucker punch them.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 01:11 PM (rxtQa)

182 >>Unfortunately it's this attitude that results in male victims of domestic violence generally not being taken seriously. Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 01:10 PM (NWiLs)

...also results in patchouli, Birkenstocks, ponytails and drum-circles.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:11 PM (Bdeb0)

183 178. Yep. It is not the man, nor the instrument, it is the will.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 01:12 PM (fA1SL)

184 Do these people have jobs? I guess not. Perhaps if they had some reasonably well paying jobs that kept them busy they wouldn't have to be training for the resistance.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:12 PM (8+Ozj)

185 Unfortunately it's this attitude that results in male victims of domestic violence generally not being taken seriously.

Yeah that is a different category. Some women can really hit, and will hit, really hard and do real damage. And hurt a guy seriously. I know what that can be like from someone close to me. He wouldn't hit back, so he'd put holes in the walls.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:12 PM (39g3+)

186
It didn't work out. She did not deal with frustration or disappointment well. And she lied. A lot. Nearly continually.
=========

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at January 10, 2018 01:12 PM (vg8iE)

187 The dominant bull dykes seems to love having mullets for some reason.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 10, 2018 01:06 PM (OD2ni)



It's the Wayne Newton look.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2018 01:12 PM (V+J88)

188 >>I'm never unarmed.


*Sniff*

Posted by: Michele Fields at January 10, 2018 01:12 PM (Fj2YX)

189 181 I thought the main fighting technique for Antifa was how to sneak up on people and sucker punch them.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 01:11 PM (rxtQa)

Distract, flank, and sneak attack.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 01:12 PM (NWiLs)

190 if they made 12% of their $50K goal, that's $6000. Not bad for some out of shape guy doing a stupid video.

That seems to be a thing now ... start a channel on You-Tube and claim to be in the know ... about the Deep State or whatever. Make outrageous statements probably stolen from some other sensationalist, then ask for donations to a Patreon account.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2018 01:12 PM (otAqJ)

191 Is Nicole Petallides going to a funeral? If you've got it baby, flaunt it!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 10, 2018 01:13 PM (493sH)

192 Heh. Great video.

Best line? Where the light in the loafers lispy guy says they are training to get stronger to defend against all the white supremacists because "stronger bodies are harder to kill" to which the video guy (whop pauses the video) says: "Ballistics disagrees with you, bro."

Posted by: Publius Redux at January 10, 2018 01:13 PM (Fb9aZ)

193

Finish Him - a limerick

A bit of advice -- mostly friendly
If you fight a LARP-er ninja -- named Findley
He'll go down really hard
Like a cheap house of cards
If you just sweep the leg -- 'cause it's spindly.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2018 01:13 PM (wPiJc)

194 Gert side link
Geert Wilders office in the Dutch Parliament at The Hague looks like a bunker. In order to reach him, one has to pass several highly secured doors which can be accessed with special identified electronic keys. At the entrance there are 2 well trained armed cops and are licensed to open fire if necessary even in parliament. A camera is installed right next to them that record all movement all along the way to the office.

Read about Ajit Pai at FCC. Same thing on this Continent just substitute Progressive.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2018 01:13 PM (BtQd4)

195 184. Google seems to hire quite a few of them, or at least their supporters. Worth remembering their infiltration of the universities as well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 01:13 PM (fA1SL)

196 Violence is about the will more than the physique. These guys maybe laughably weak and small but a dozen of them with pipes or bats or spears can fuck you up if you are unarmed and they have the will to violence.



I think I found the flaw in the plan.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2018 01:14 PM (hpmES)

197 These flowers will be exhorted by their political commissars just as the Russian penal battalions were early in WW2 during weapon shortfalls:

"Only one in ten of you will have a strapon; when that comrade falls, pick up that strapon and continue the advance...to victory!

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:14 PM (Bdeb0)

198 196 Violence is about the will more than the physique. These guys maybe laughably weak and small but a dozen of them with pipes or bats or spears can fuck you up if you are unarmed and they have the will to violence.



I think I found the flaw in the plan.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2018 01:14 PM (hpmES)

Odds are if you drop two or three the rest will run. But conserve ammo just in case.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 01:15 PM (NWiLs)

199 What is a LARP-er?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:15 PM (8+Ozj)

200 The dominant bull dykes seems to love having mullets for some reason.


*****


Hides the smell.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2018 01:15 PM (wPiJc)

201 Violence is about the will more than the physique. These guys maybe laughably weak and small but a dozen of them with pipes or bats or spears can fuck you up if you are unarmed and they have the will to violence.

Its not so much an issue in modern warfare, but it used to be the basic doctrine that you do not kill the enemy, you just break them. Armies would meet and fight until one side or the other lost the will to fight. The numbers didn't matter, if handled well (Alexander defeated an army ten times his size, for example). All you have to do is break them.

And these guys break easy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:15 PM (39g3+)

202 >>187 The dominant bull dykes seems to love having mullets for some reason. Posted by: Benji Carver at January 10, 2018 01:06 PM (OD2ni)

Of dykes, Zod seems to prefer having the mulleted dominant bull dyke for some reason.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:15 PM (Bdeb0)

203 "Some "South Park" Shake Weights.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2018 01:11 PM (jjaLl)

Creme fraiche!
Posted by: Insomniac"


Oh wow, an old-fashioned!!

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 10, 2018 01:16 PM (OD2ni)

204 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you this classic example of Dem thinking:

Guam.

youtu.be/cesSRfXqS1Q

Posted by: hdmi at January 10, 2018 01:16 PM (VbExE)

205 Live
Action
Role
Player

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 10, 2018 01:16 PM (jjaLl)

206 Does the guy at 2:13 have a prosthetic leg or is that some sort of support?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 01:16 PM (ks6bw)

207 I don't know. If they start training now and get weapons assistance from BLM and radical islamic groups they could be a fairly formidable group by whenever-depending on how many there are

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:16 PM (8+Ozj)

208 I love these videos, thanks ace.

I'm also a closet Joe Rogan fan. The combination of psychedelic drug stories, self help advice, MMA fighting and conspiracy theories really makes a compelling video broadcast.

Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2018 01:17 PM (q177U)

209 "Rectal buccaneers who can't walk a plank".

I'm dying here.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2018 01:17 PM (VpIIl)

210 >>All you have to do is break them.


Da.

Posted by: Ivan Drago at January 10, 2018 01:17 PM (Fj2YX)

211 Odds are if you drop two or three the rest will run. But conserve ammo just in case.
Posted by: Insomniac



Multiple magazines.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2018 01:17 PM (hpmES)

212 >>Its not so much an issue in modern warfare, but it used to be the basic doctrine that you do not kill the enemy, you just break them. Armies would meet and fight until one side or the other lost the will to fight. The numbers didn't matter, if handled well (Alexander defeated an army ten times his size, for example). All you have to do is break them. And these guys break easy. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:15 PM (39g3+)

Victor Davis Hanson nonconcurs.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:17 PM (Bdeb0)

213 "Rectal buccaneers who can't walk a plank".



Swish-swashbucklers?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2018 01:18 PM (hpmES)

214 I could take them with one stub tied behind my back.

Posted by: Herve Villechaize at January 10, 2018 01:18 PM (7A8Y3)

215 OT:

Apparently Stephen Miller is in on the DACA negotiations and the Dem's are screaming bloody murder about all his demands to get a deal on DACA.

Oops, did I say Dem's. My bad, it's the Repub's that are screaming bloody murder.

GOPe strikes again.

Posted by: WisRich at January 10, 2018 01:18 PM (G0vdT)

216 "Rectal buccaneers who can't walk a plank".

I'm dying here.


Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2018 01:17 PM (VpIIl)


*huge lisp* Us, too!

Posted by: BO and Reg at January 10, 2018 01:18 PM (jjaLl)

217 201 Its not so much an issue in modern warfare, but it used to be the basic doctrine that you do not kill the enemy, you just break them. Armies would meet and fight until one side or the other lost the will to fight. The numbers didn't matter, if handled well (Alexander defeated an army ten times his size, for example). All you have to do is break them.

And these guys break easy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:15 PM (39g3+)

You'll have to take out their lawyers and judges first.

Posted by: Hikaru at January 10, 2018 01:18 PM (WDCYi)

218 It does need to be understand these clowns define violence against them as thinking differently than they do.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 01:18 PM (nBr1j)

219 "Stronger people are harder to kill"

"Ballistics disagrees bro."

Tears are running down my face...

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2018 01:19 PM (VpIIl)

220 >>I'm also a closet Joe Rogan fan. The combination of psychedelic drug stories, self help advice, MMA fighting and conspiracy theories really makes a compelling video broadcast.
Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2018 01:17 PM (q177U)

An army of Rogans appropriately dosed (and equipped with pain-collars) would be a force to be reckoned with.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)

221 If there had been a little more wind that day it would have picked up these nancyboys and dumped them in the ocean.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 10, 2018 01:19 PM (+dsLj)

222 "Unfortunately it's this attitude that results in male victims of domestic violence generally not being taken seriously."

I admittedly have known a couple of instances of some real bad stuff happening. Knew one black guy who was pretty popular with the ladies, besides the one he was living with. He was an athletic guy, she wasn't very big at all, but damn did she have a bad attitude. He was in the shower when she decided to jump in and do the scene from "Psycho" with a butcher knife - gash in his back took 50 stitches to close up. He ended up running down the street screaming while he was buck naked, leaving a big trail of blood all the way.

Of course they made up and he didn't press charges.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 10, 2018 01:19 PM (k1TUh)

223 I know a number of gay men who are very physically fit and work out regularly. They pride themselves on looking good and being fit If they decide to be part of the resistance they wouldn't be laughable if they know and can use weapons- which anyone can learn .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:19 PM (8+Ozj)

224
"Rectal buccaneers who can't walk a plank".

They've asked the Tampa Bay Buccaneers if they can use their old logo.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2018 01:20 PM (lKyWE)

225 Its not so much an issue in modern warfare, but it used to be the basic doctrine that you do not kill the enemy, you just break them. Armies would meet and fight until one side or the other lost the will to fight. The numbers didn't matter, if handled well (Alexander defeated an army ten times his size, for example). All you have to do is break them. And these guys break easy. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:15 PM (39g3+)

Victor Davis Hanson nonconcurs.
Posted by: Zod at January


So does Phillip T. Sherman, Ulysses S. Grant, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2018 01:20 PM (hpmES)

226 It does need to be understand these clowns define violence against them as thinking differently than they do.
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your speech is violence, my violence is speech

Posted by: Tad - master of haymaker fitness at January 10, 2018 01:20 PM (ZtP1d)

227 Oh shit, the Wiener/Abedin divorce was called off. That might mean deputy dawg is actually doing something and they don't want to lose the protection against being compelled to testify against each other.....

Posted by: DanInMN at January 10, 2018 01:20 PM (6Hvz5)

228 >>Apparently Stephen Miller is in on the DACA negotiations and the Dem's are screaming bloody murder about all his demands to get a deal on DACA.

>>Oops, did I say Dem's. My bad, it's the Repub's that are screaming bloody murder.


When was the last time they fought this hard for an actual constituent or a legal citizen?

Yeah - Never.


Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 01:20 PM (Fj2YX)

229 Swish-swashbucklers?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2018 01:18 PM (hpmES)


Just plain "Swishbucklers" will do, thank you!

Posted by: BO and Reg at January 10, 2018 01:20 PM (jjaLl)

230 Our best Allies are the crazy Left....Let them keep digging. Actually let's buy them bigger shovels

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2018 01:20 PM (SjImc)

231 I'm never unarmed.

Moron commandmant numero uno. With a bullet, so to speak.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2018 01:21 PM (Boy/L)

232 >>223 I know a number of gay men who are very physically fit and work out regularly. They pride themselves on looking good and being fit If they decide to be part of the resistance they wouldn't be laughable if they know and can use weapons- which anyone can learn . Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:19 PM (8+Ozj)

Yes...but choir practice.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)

233 220. Heh. True. Look what Zhukoz did with an army of Slavs, fueled with vodka and benzedrine. Never underestimate the value of teh drugz.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 01:21 PM (fA1SL)

234 So does Phillip T. Sherman, Ulysses S. Grant, etc.
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what am I Chopped LIVER!!!

Posted by: Curtis Lemay at January 10, 2018 01:21 PM (qgwWC)

235 So Huma and Anthony are now reconciling. I'm sure all that horsey therapy has paid off. OR, the fact that a husband can't be compelled to testify against his wife might be handy.
One or the other.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 10, 2018 01:21 PM (ty7RM)

236 232 >>223 I know a number of gay men who are very physically fit and work out regularly. They pride themselves on looking good and being fit If they decide to be part of the resistance they wouldn't be laughable if they know and can use weapons- which anyone can learn . Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:19 PM (8+Ozj)

Yes...but choir practice.
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)

And they don't squat.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 01:21 PM (nBr1j)

237 I know a number of gay men who are very physically fit and work out regularly. They pride themselves on looking good and being fit
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All in the quest to get ass.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 10, 2018 01:21 PM (vg8iE)

238 "This is a lot less frightening than it first seemed."

Snort. It wasn't even remotely frightening at any time.

If a bunch of sniveling leftists want to get froggy? I welcome that.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 10, 2018 01:22 PM (jWe5r)

239 Just anecdote, obviously, but the only person I've known personally who was a domestic violence victim was a gal who was murdered by her husband, right in front of their kids and her mom. Then he offed himself, right in front of their kids and her mom.

Posted by: stace at January 10, 2018 01:22 PM (6HFDU)

240 The autumn wind is a rectal buccaneer

Posted by: NFL Voice Guy at January 10, 2018 01:22 PM (Fj2YX)

241 >>Never underestimate the value of teh drugz.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 01:21 PM (fA1SL)

Panzerschokolade. QED.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:22 PM (Bdeb0)

242 I think I see where Trump is going with his seeming to give in yesterday.

He'll let the Dems and Reps go all ridiculous giving up this and giving up that and showing how close the Dems and GOPe are about immigration.

This is for the benefit of the electorate. That's why the TV.

Now when he goes in there and receives there "plan" and we know what and who gave in. Then he says it's unacceptable and they need to start out with border security as the top priority.

And they'll all scream "but you said you'd sign anything we presented to you"?

And he'll say; "I lied".

Trump is Bugs Bunny and Congress is Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck, Yosemite Sam all rolled into one.

You see it now?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 01:23 PM (ny0bQ)

243 I know a number of gay men who are very physically
fit and work out regularly. They pride themselves on looking good and
being fit

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All in the quest to get ass.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 10, 2018 01:21 PM (vg8iE)
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Fascinating. Go-on...Go-on...

Posted by: Barny Frank at January 10, 2018 01:23 PM (xqfqx)

244 104
Why am I getting flashbacks of the infamous hipster slapfight video

Got a link? It sounds like it might be fun to watch.

Posted by: southdakotaconservative at January 10, 2018 01:23 PM (CuDAv)

245 A camera is installed right next to them that record all movement all along the way to the office.

Read about Ajit Pai at FCC. Same thing on this Continent just substitute Progressive.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2018 01:13 PM (BtQd4)


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Yeah, I hate that this is tolerated. One prong of destroying the republic is to bring in hordes of people who vote the right way and have a higher fertility rate. Another prong is by intimidating lawmakers, officials or anyone who might voice a dissenting opinion. Who would want to put up with this shit? A lot of decent people might be up for it, if it didn't involve this sort of shit.

That's why I think any anti-political intimidation should carry serious penalties.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 01:23 PM (/qEW2)

246 How do you qualify to take this training. Is there a political questionnaire? Are you refused membership if you beat them all up?

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 01:23 PM (nBr1j)

247 I have to turn Rogan off when he talks religion. I do not have a problem with him saying what he thinks except I find it more mean than humorous or insightful.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 01:23 PM (rxtQa)

248 If a bunch of sniveling leftists want to get froggy? I welcome that.

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I can't even imagine these twats wielding a wrench or a lead pipe without pulling a muscle.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 10, 2018 01:24 PM (+dsLj)

249 If they decide to be part of the resistance they wouldn't be laughable if they know and can use weapons- which anyone can learn.

Learning to swing a weapon and being able to fight are two different things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:24 PM (39g3+)

250 Heh. True. Look what Zhukoz did with an army of
Slavs, fueled with vodka and benzedrine. Never underestimate the value
of teh drugz.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 01:21 PM (fA1SL)


We ruled the high seas for centuries on a steady diet of rum, sodomy, and the lash!

Posted by: British Navy at January 10, 2018 01:24 PM (9chmE)

251 So Huma and Anthony are now reconciling. I'm sure all that horsey therapy has paid off. OR, the fact that a husband can't be compelled to testify against his wife might be handy.
One or the other.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin



Can't compel them, true.
Make the deal sweet enough until they voluntarily jump at it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2018 01:24 PM (hpmES)

252 You know a woman doesn't have to be physically strong to pour a pot of boiling coffee on you, right?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2018 01:24 PM (QCX64)

253 243 I know a number of gay men who are very physically
fit and work out regularly. They pride themselves on looking good and
being fit

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Never forget Obama's workout regimen.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 01:25 PM (nBr1j)

254 >>247 I have to turn Rogan off when he talks religion. I do not have a problem with him saying what he thinks except I find it more mean than humorous or insightful. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 01:23 PM (rxtQa)

I feel the same way about David Miscavage.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:25 PM (Bdeb0)

255 241. * fistbump *

I met a number of vets from the War. The Russians, to a man, never failed to praise the amphetamines they had, but always said Fritz had the best stuff, amd lots of it. I think most people have no idea that a good chunk of WWII was booze and speed fuelled.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 01:25 PM (fA1SL)

256 How do you qualify to take this training. Is there a political questionnaire? Are you refused membership if you beat them all up?
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you have to wear the floral print ball cap in public. If you won't, they know you're not "progressive".

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2018 01:25 PM (pGSJm)

257 One thing I do fear though is a gang of leftists sporting man buns. I'm afraid they'd get the drop on me not because they're stronger but because I'll be on the ground laughing uncontrollably at how retarded their man buns make them look.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at January 10, 2018 01:25 PM (+dsLj)

258 careful there Santa Anna, someone might steal your peg leg and keep it for 150 years.

Posted by: x at January 10, 2018 01:25 PM (nFwvY)

259 They had a few of these types at my gun range. They were so dangerous to themselves and others, they were thrown out.

Apparently, they didn't want to watch the pre shooting safety video, and had zero idea what they were doing.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2018 01:26 PM (VpIIl)

260 The left has put itself into a bind here. The old leftists - Castro, Stalin, Lenin - had no problems whatsoever with the concept of masculinity. Their response to Bradley Manning would have been a sneer and a bullet in xer head.

But today's progtards deride the very idea of masculinity and masculine virtues and that handicaps them when trying to create a force that can do more than hit unarmed demonstrators and break Starbucks windows while the cops watch. Successful armies are built on masculine virtues and since they don't want to acknowledge that (shit, they don't even want to acknowledge that men are physically stronger than women) they won't build a successful army.

Unfortunately, they can weaken the one we have.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 10, 2018 01:26 PM (ZM2xo)

261 And they'll all scream "but you said you'd sign anything we presented to you"?

And he'll say; "I lied".

Trump is Bugs Bunny and Congress is Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck, Yosemite Sam all rolled into one.

You see it now?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 01:23 PM (ny0bQ)


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Haven't the Democrats played this trick countless times before? It's our turn.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 10, 2018 01:26 PM (/qEW2)

262 I'm sure they have weapons grade body odour.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at January 10, 2018 01:26 PM (nBr1j)

263 >>They had a few of these types at my gun range. They were so dangerous to themselves and others, they were thrown out.


They Fear No Discharge.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 01:27 PM (Fj2YX)

264 If they decide to be part of the resistance they wouldn't be laughable if they know and can use weapons- which anyone can learn.



It's a hell of a thing; killing a man.
You take away everything he ever had and ever would have.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2018 01:27 PM (hpmES)

265 My governor says we only have 59 days left to "save the children" and issue in a carbon tax. I guess these are the storm troopers he will send to take away the rest of my money.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2018 01:27 PM (0tfLf)

266 "I feel the same way about David Miscavage.
Posted by: Zod"


The midget Scientology dude? I thought he never makes public appearances or gives interviews for fear of being asked about Xenu or his missing wife.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 10, 2018 01:27 PM (OD2ni)

267 "If they decide to be part of the resistance they wouldn't be laughable if they know and can use weapons- which anyone can learn."

Good luck to them. At least I can claim it was a fair fight.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2018 01:28 PM (VpIIl)

268 252
You know a woman doesn't have to be physically strong to pour a pot of boiling coffee on you, right?


Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2018 01:24 PM (QCX64)

You are worried about a woman pouring hot coffee? Let me tell you a story..........

Posted by: John Bobbitt at January 10, 2018 01:28 PM (jxbfJ)

269 264. And his watch. Always make sure you take his watch.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 01:28 PM (fA1SL)

270 >>I think most people have no idea that a good chunk of WWII was booze and speed fuelled.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 01:25 PM (fA1SL)

DAYS on the march--France, Ukraine, etc. Unbelievable. People who've been up 24 hours solid--while doing arduous work--are zombies. But days? Those crews must've been freaks (or comatose) when they finally crashed...

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)

271 So Huma and Anthony are now reconciling. I'm sure all that horsey therapy has paid off. OR, the fact that a husband can't be compelled to testify against his wife might be handy.
One or the other.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin



Can't compel them, true.
Make the deal sweet enough until they voluntarily jump at it.
Posted by: rickb223

I got the answer.

Give him back a cell phone with an internet connection and camera.

Take bets on when it starts up again. And it will.

Posted by: the turkey baster at January 10, 2018 01:28 PM (326rv)

272 If it comes down, I'll just Indiana Jones multiple fascists (aka antifas).

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2018 01:28 PM (3BFzK)

273 They pride themselves on looking good and being fit

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I agree. I'd imagine there is 25% of 2% of 1% of the country that could be as strong or even a bit stronger than most average guys with a paunch who don't do much but hunt and fish and work all day in non-office jobs.

One of the bestest looking, most fittest 28 year olds I know is incredibly weak in real-life situations requiring physical strength that a bunch of 40-50 year old guys who haven't seen the inside of a gym in 30 years can do fairly easily. I really don't know how that's possible.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 01:28 PM (ks6bw)

274 "careful there Santa Anna, someone might steal your peg leg and keep it for 150 years.

Posted by: x"


I thought Hank Hill's father Cotton had the leg.

Posted by: Benji Carver at January 10, 2018 01:29 PM (OD2ni)

275 Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:25 PM (Bdeb0)

No doubt Rogan is equal opportunity when bashing beliefs.

I do like his bit on how we take for granted our technological advances and that is only a result of a relatively few people.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 01:29 PM (rxtQa)

276 "They Fear No Discharge.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 01:27 PM (Fj2YX)"Including the ones they put in the ceiling and the one that took down the target carrier.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2018 01:29 PM (VpIIl)

277 I think violence in gay relationships is underreported because of political correctness, and I haven't dealt with it myself, but I've had male clergy colleagues who have said male parishioners admitted to them their spouses were physically abusive-particularly if they were alcohol or drug abusers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:30 PM (8+Ozj)

278 >>The midget Scientology dude? I thought he never makes public appearances or gives interviews for fear of being asked about Xenu or his missing wife. Posted by: Benji Carver at January 10, 2018 01:27 PM (OD2ni)

He answers Zod's calls. As long as we're gossiping about intergalactic empires, it's cool. When he starts in to the "tech" stuff, and operational costs and auditing, I beg off.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:30 PM (Bdeb0)

279 I don't believe I will ever understand the idea of domestic violence.

It would never occur to me to hit someone, unless I was defending myself or my kid.

I know all about anger, but I don't think I ever considered using violence to release it. And apparently, by doing so, people only get more angry.

What possible reason could there be for smacking somebody, unless for defense?

I swear some folks have the emotional maturity of toddlers.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 01:30 PM (7UW64)

280 I am so enjoying imagining these dudes facing off against a platoon of Marines.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 10, 2018 01:31 PM (ZM2xo)

281 If they decide to be part of the resistance they wouldn't be laughable if they know and can use weapons- which anyone can learn.


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Learning to swing a weapon and being able to fight are two different things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:24 PM (39g3+)


I went to Basic and AIT with a guy who almost literally could not hit the broad side of a barn from 50 meters with an M16. Eventually he passed his qualification. Ended up going to OCS, and last I heard was a Major (this was some years ago).


I'm guessing they never let him anywhere near a command position in a combat unit. Nice guy though. Very smart.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2018 01:31 PM (9chmE)

282 I met a number of vets from the War. The Russians, to a man, never failed to praise the amphetamines they had, but always said Fritz had the best stuff, amd lots of it. I think most people have no idea that a good chunk of WWII was booze and speed fuelled.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 01:25 PM (fA1SL)


I would think Blitzed: Drugs in the Third Reich would be a book for you, Uncle:

https://tinyurl.com/y9glrn7w

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 10, 2018 01:31 PM (kqsXK)

283 I met a number of vets from the War. The Russians, to a man, never failed to praise the amphetamines they had, but always said Fritz had the best stuff, amd lots of it. I think most people have no idea that a good chunk of WWII was booze and speed fuelled.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine



Every WWII movie I've ever seen had grunts walking. Everywhere. There better have been some good shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2018 01:31 PM (hpmES)

284 After a few Zimas and watching hours of Namasta Yoga on the public television channel, those guys become self-defense beasts.

Next week, they will practice grunting like Monica Seles when they punch.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 10, 2018 01:31 PM (MnkFD)

285 think most people have no idea that a good chunk of WWII was booze and speed fuelled.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 01:25 PM (fA1SL) M

Lots of Germans died of exposure not because it was so cold but that they did not realize it was so cold.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 01:31 PM (rxtQa)

286 I'd bet any one of the tween black girls behind them on the lakewall could kick all their asses.

Posted by: DaveA at January 10, 2018 01:31 PM (FhXTo)

287 >>> They need some shake weights

and mr. miyagi

Posted by: concrete girl at January 10, 2018 01:31 PM (nBzBk)

288 "Apparently Stephen Miller is in on the DACA negotiations and the Dem's are screaming bloody murder about all his demands to get a deal on DACA. Oops, did I say Dem's. My bad, it's the Repub's that are screaming bloody murder.GOPe strikes again.Posted by: WisRich

I hope that is true. Trump came out as "for DACA" basically, so now MAYBE he can blame Dems for stalling it if they don't give him the other enforcement items (which are popular)

Sorta like with Jerusalem and our embassy, takes the issue off the table. (in a sense). Enforcement is popular, so Trump can demand it or say Dems are stopping DACA. (kinda)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 10, 2018 01:32 PM (otAqJ)

289 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:30 PM (8+Ozj)

I was speaking of women in heterosexual relationships being physically abusive. If Hillary is any indication she would throw things at Bill and one time he appeared with a black eye-if the rumors are to be believed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:33 PM (8+Ozj)

290 >>277 I think violence in gay relationships is underreported because of political correctness, and I haven't dealt with it myself, but I've had male clergy colleagues who have said male parishioners admitted to them their spouses were physically abusive-particularly if they were alcohol or drug abusers. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:30 PM (8+Ozj)

Hopefully your clergy colleagues took time to minister to them and show fellowship by gently but firmly informing them that if they'd quit their unclean, unhealthy, disgusting ass-banditry, Jesus would stop indirectly punishing them for it.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:33 PM (Bdeb0)

291 Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 01:30 PM (7UW64)

Exactly. Now I've had occasion to punch a few walls but never another living thing.

No matter the provocation. And there's been some!!!

Do unto others and all that.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 01:33 PM (YOHxA)

292 So Obama's planned "library" has a weird dystopian kind of vibe.

Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2018 01:33 PM (q177U)

293 "I'm guessing they never let him anywhere near a command position in a combat unit. Nice guy though. Very smart.


Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2018 01:31 PM (9chmE)"
I went to basic and AIT with guys who never held a gun before that. I honestly thought I would be killed before ever getting to my unit.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2018 01:33 PM (VpIIl)

294 I was going to order a .45 acp until I watched this video. I'll stick with my .22

Posted by: Under Fire at January 10, 2018 01:33 PM (r9UYA)

295 232 >>223 I know a number of gay men who are very physically fit and work out regularly. They pride themselves on looking good and being fit If they decide to be part of the resistance they wouldn't be laughable if they know and can use weapons- which anyone can learn . Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:19 PM (8+Ozj)

Yes...but choir practice.
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)

Uhh, there _are_ homo gun groups out there (usually going by the name "Pink Pistols").

Posted by: Hikaru at January 10, 2018 01:34 PM (WDCYi)

296 270. The one I knew who spoke rhe most about it said you'd save up your vodka & benzedrine for assaults. (He was a frontovik - ppsh and all.) Before you got into position, the officers would tell you to take your tablets amd a drink, which they did. About 20 or 30 minutes later, you'd hear the whistle amd just charge forward in a blind frenzy. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 01:34 PM (fA1SL)

297 Learning to swing a weapon and being able to fight are two different things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:24 PM (39g3+)

Yes; They would be able to do both if they are properly trained.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:34 PM (8+Ozj)

298 One of the bestest looking, most fittest 28 year olds I know is incredibly weak in real-life situations requiring physical strength that a bunch of 40-50 year old guys who haven't seen the inside of a gym in 30 years can do fairly easily. I really don't know how that's possible.

There's a big difference between being physically fit and being tough. And strength doesn't have to look shredded. I remember well the best world record weight lifters would look like these big fat dough bodied guys. They were hugely strong, just not cut.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:34 PM (39g3+)

299 277 I think violence in gay relationships is underreported because of political correctness, and I haven't dealt with it myself, but I've had male clergy colleagues who have said male parishioners admitted to them their spouses were physically abusive-particularly if they were alcohol or drug abusers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:30 PM (8+Ozj)

An ER doctor tells me he routinely treats not only gay men who have been beat up by their partners, but lesbians as well.

No matter how angry women can make men, most middle class guys have "Never hit a woman" pounded into their heads by their dads and other authorities. That inhibition is completely gone when you have 2 men fighting with each other.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at January 10, 2018 01:34 PM (ZM2xo)

300 220 >>I'm also a closet Joe Rogan fan. The combination of psychedelic drug stories, self help advice, MMA fighting and conspiracy theories really makes a compelling video broadcast.
Posted by: Max Power at January 10, 2018 01:17 PM (q177U)

An army of Rogans appropriately dosed (and equipped with pain-collars) would be a force to be reckoned with.
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)

Dude's a beast. I've seen a couple of clips of him training.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 01:34 PM (NWiLs)

301 >>So Obama's planned "library" has a weird dystopian kind of vibe.


Without an Ape filled, Underwater Grotto it's meaningless.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 01:34 PM (Fj2YX)

302 I am so enjoying imagining these dudes facing off against a platoon of Marines.
Posted by: Donna and V.



Or a group of deer hunters at Cooters Bar & Grill.
You know, they guys used to making 3 and 400 yard shots on a target the size of a great dane.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2018 01:35 PM (hpmES)

303 I was going to order a .45 acp until I watched this video. I'll stick with my .22



Posted by: Under Fire


I dunno, the muzzle blast from a 1911 would knock three or four of them over.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 10, 2018 01:35 PM (xBSm0)

304 obama's library should just be a facebook page

Posted by: x at January 10, 2018 01:35 PM (nFwvY)

305 294
I was going to order a .45 acp until I watched this video. I'll stick with my .22



Posted by: Under Fire at January 10, 2018 01:33 PM (r9UYA)

Why? A .45ACP hollow point makes a much more bold "statement" than a .22lr ever will.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2018 01:35 PM (jxbfJ)

306 I think Antifa will have at least one SEAL on their team. Of course he is now a SEALETTE.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 10, 2018 01:35 PM (rxtQa)

307 Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:21 PM (Bdeb0

What does choir practice have to do with anything? We don't have the Gay Men's Choir at our church and you know, it IS possible to sing in the choir and not be gay. My husband has sung in the choir-NOT gay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:35 PM (8+Ozj)

308 One of the bestest looking, most fittest 28 year olds I know is
incredibly weak in real-life situations requiring physical strength that
a bunch of 40-50 year old guys who haven't seen the inside of a gym in
30 years can do fairly easily. I really don't know how that's possible.

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I think it all the machines they use in the gym and not free weights. None of the balancing muscles get used with guided machines.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 10, 2018 01:36 PM (3BFzK)

309 These guys are just doing this to get laid. These unemployed beta males are so far in Pajama Boy territory that even simpleton progressive chicks will friend zone them without that poser Antifa cachet.

Posted by: Keith at January 10, 2018 01:36 PM (USf3s)

310 Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2018 01:35 PM (hpmES)

Just a squad will do.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 01:36 PM (YOHxA)

311 "There's a big difference between being physically
fit and being tough. And strength doesn't have to look shredded. I
remember well the best world record weight lifters would look like these
big fat dough bodied guys. They were hugely strong, just not cut.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:34 PM (39g3+)"
I can show you some of the most physically unassuming people in the world who are probably some of the most dangerous, many of them with scars where the bullets or knife went through them...

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2018 01:36 PM (VpIIl)

312 There's a big difference between being physically fit and being tough. And strength doesn't have to look shredded. I remember well the best world record weight lifters would look like these big fat dough bodied guys. They were hugely strong, just not cut.


Then there's city strong vs country strong.
One of the strongest rednecks I've ever known looked like a bean pole. Arms were normal size. Were as solid as steel bands.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2018 01:37 PM (hpmES)

313 305 294
I was going to order a .45 acp until I watched this video. I'll stick with my .22



Posted by: Under Fire at January 10, 2018 01:33 PM (r9UYA)

Why? A .45ACP hollow point makes a much more bold "statement" than a .22lr ever will.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

waste not want not. no use wasting unneeded lead and powder on pencilnecks when ratshot will do.

Posted by: x at January 10, 2018 01:37 PM (nFwvY)

314 Nood - it's a good one.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 01:38 PM (fA1SL)

315 I swear some folks have the emotional maturity of toddlers.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 01:30 PM (7UW64)

The feminist model says it's about power and control, and there is some truth to that. A significant number of men never develop the emotional maturity to accept the reality that you don't get to dictate how your partner lives. That adults decide for themselves. So inside these relationships, these guys are terrified that the ol' lady is thinking for herself, making choices for herself.
Smack her around a bit, or threaten to smack her around a bit, and she'll stay in line.
Where the feminazis go off the rails is thinking this is some Grand Conspiracy all us dudes engage in, to keep them down.
When really it's often scared little boys, who have no idea how to interact with other people without trying to control them.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2018 01:38 PM (9chmE)

316 As re: strong vs. tough.

Chiildbirth.

'nuff said.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 01:38 PM (7UW64)

317 >>No matter how angry women can make men, most middle class guys have "Never hit a woman" pounded into their heads by their dads


I was about 4 years younger than my sister.
She used to kick the shit out of me all the time.

Dad had a rule he instilled in me early on: No matter how bad it gets, she's a girl. So, you can only hit her one time.

I made it to 14.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 01:38 PM (Fj2YX)

318 >> it IS possible to sing in the choir and not be gay. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:35 PM (8+Ozj)

Zod has heard you say that before. He still remains skeptical.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:39 PM (Bdeb0)

319 I recall that he got an endorsement gig for a rifle company - until the word got out. The shooting world's outcry to the company caused them to drop him faster than he dropped Vicky Weaver.
Posted by: Al Shabbah at January 10, 2018 12:56 PM (5wrpD)


This is correct. Horiuchi is still seen by many in the gun community as a murderer. The rifle company is HS Precision. I have one of their rifles and it's a tack driver. Great company, excellent products & briefly poor judgement in marketing.

Posted by: Semper Why at January 10, 2018 01:39 PM (wrzX1)

320 Uhh, there _are_ homo gun groups out there (usually going by the name "Pink Pistols").

Posted by: Hikaru at January 10, 2018 01:34 PM (WDCYi)
**

SHOOT to THRILL BABY!!

Posted by: Barny Frank at January 10, 2018 01:39 PM (xqfqx)

321 when ratshot will do.
Posted by: x at January 10, 2018 01:37 PM (nFwvY)

We call that snake shot where I come from. For good reason.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 01:39 PM (YOHxA)

322 Posted by: BurtTC at January 10, 2018 01:38 PM (9chmE)

Good post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:39 PM (8+Ozj)

323 224
"Rectal buccaneers who can't walk a plank".

They've asked the Tampa Bay Buccaneers if they can use their old logo.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 10, 2018 01:20 PM (lKyWE)


hUH?

Posted by: Bunckinrears at January 10, 2018 01:40 PM (TVTFG)

324 279 I don't believe I will ever understand the idea of domestic violence.

It would never occur to me to hit someone, unless I was defending myself or my kid.

I know all about anger, but I don't think I ever considered using violence to release it. And apparently, by doing so, people only get more angry.

What possible reason could there be for smacking somebody, unless for defense?

I swear some folks have the emotional maturity of toddlers.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 01:30 PM (7UW64)

Guys know there's a certain level of shit-talking you can get away with but there are lines you don't cross unless you want to get punched in the face. Women know that most men have been conditioned never to hit a girl so many will not only cross that line, they pole-vault over it into a waiting monster truck then proceed full-tilt. If you keep going at someone and going at someone and going at someone until you find their snapping point, then stomp on it, don't get surprised if they snap.

Posted by: Insomniac - mostly stable at January 10, 2018 01:40 PM (NWiLs)

325 Posted by: tcn in AK at January 10, 2018 01:38 PM (7UW64)

gout and passing kidney stones.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 01:40 PM (YOHxA)

326 Fenelon,
Could I ask a favor. Last night we were dining with our pastor when he received a call that a parishoner's 14yr old son committed suicide. Fr. left to be with the family.

Certainly prayers for the family who lost their son. But as I drove home, I was thinking how hard it has to be as a pastor to be with a family in such an awful situation - even with the deceased still present. How often do we think of the emotional experiences our faith leaders endure, how it affects them. May I ask for prayers for my pastor, and thanksgiving to all who answer His call.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2018 01:41 PM (jxbfJ)

327 I can show you some of the most physically unassuming people in the
world who are probably some of the most dangerous, many of them with
scars where the bullets or knife went through them...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_EpcMW3p_E
[2mins 25]

Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2018 01:41 PM (QCX64)

328 Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2018 01:38 PM (Fj2YX)

You got one free shot?

You had it made.

I learned the art of the ambush quickly.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2018 01:42 PM (YOHxA)

329 Yes; They would be able to do both if they are properly trained.

You misunderstand.

Training someone to fight is more than just teaching them how to hit someone. Its not impossible to turn a loser into a warrior -- the military does so professionally. But that's a whole different ballgame than just teaching them how to use weapons.

Its a mindset, a worldview, and shifting one's perspective. Its not impossible someone could be trained, but it takes a different approach entirely from what the left offers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:42 PM (39g3+)

330 295 232 >>223 I know a number of gay men who are very physically fit and work out regularly. They pride themselves on looking good and being fit If they decide to be part of the resistance they wouldn't be laughable if they know and can use weapons- which anyone can learn . Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:19 PM (8+Ozj)

Yes...but choir practice.
Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)

Uhh, there _are_ homo gun groups out there (usually going by the name "Pink Pistols").
Posted by: Hikaru at January 10, 2018 01:34 PM (WDCYi)

Yeah, I've met some of those dudes at the range. For the most part, they're alright. They just want to be left alone like the rest of us. If the grand bargain to keep our society together consists of leaving each other the fuck alone, I'll take that and run with it. Unfortunately most of the left isn't so tolerant.

Posted by: DanInMN at January 10, 2018 01:42 PM (6Hvz5)

331
"Ballistics disagrees, bro"

LOL

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2018 01:42 PM (pNxlR)

332 Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:39 PM (Bdeb0)

Sure, because you know a whole lot about men in churches. Uhhh huh There are men in praise bands, They all gay too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:43 PM (8+Ozj)

333 My older sister used to ruff me up once in a while until the day came when she couldn't.






Posted by: dananjcon at January 10, 2018 01:43 PM (xqfqx)

334 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2018 01:43 PM (uh5kC)

335 255 241. * fistbump *

I met a number of vets from the War. The Russians, to a man, never failed to praise the amphetamines they had, but always said Fritz had the best stuff, amd lots of it. I think most people have no idea that a good chunk of WWII was booze and speed fuelled.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 10, 2018 01:25 PM (fA1SL)

================

Which kinda makes US accomplishments stand out if you ask me. I don't think the US army had that kind of access to booze and speed. Coffee, yeah, probably. I wager Patton's march to relieve the 101st Airborne was java powered.

Posted by: Jackal at January 10, 2018 01:43 PM (UkvEG)

336 Guys know there's a certain level of shit-talking you can get away with but there are lines you don't cross unless you want to get punched in the face. Women know that most men have been conditioned never to hit a girl so many will not only cross that line, they pole-vault over it into a waiting monster truck then proceed full-tilt

This.

Women need to understand that men cannot be pushed infinitely and without limits. A good man, even an average man, will restrain themselves a great deal to avoid hitting someone smaller and weaker than they are, but you can push too far.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:43 PM (39g3+)

337 The Hill@thehill
JUST IN: New York City sues major oil companies over global warming

-
Kaiser Wilhelm is looking out for you.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 10, 2018 01:44 PM (4JRtS)

338 It would also be swell if we could have a place for the Obama Youth to form into athletic collective units.

-----------------------------

Teams?

Posted by: RioBravo at January 10, 2018 01:44 PM (5NMZN)

339 One of the bestest looking, most fittest 28 year olds I know is incredibly weak in real-life situations requiring physical strength that a bunch of 40-50 year old guys who haven't seen the inside of a gym in 30 years can do fairly easily. I really don't know how that's possible
============
Working for a living: digging (with tools not your finger), chopping up wood, carrying building materials up a ladder, turning wrenches builds functional strength AND an awareness of body mechanics that doing sets in a gym doesn't.

Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2018 01:44 PM (u59UI)

340 I wager Patton's march to relieve the 101st Airborne was java powered.

Posted by: Jackal at January 10, 2018 01:43 PM (UkvEG)

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And Hershey bars. Don't forget the Hershey bars. Or else you could have a tempest in the coffee pot.

Posted by: RioBravo at January 10, 2018 01:46 PM (5NMZN)

341 I think most people have no idea that a good chunk of WWII was booze and speed fuelled.

Back then, they thought it was healthy and okay. They didn't know the dangers, drawbacks, and health problems of speed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:46 PM (39g3+)

342 The Zero for reps things does give me nasty flashbacks to PT tests in ROTC with SFC Fowler. He did that until you did your pushups perfectly. He was admittedly a little scary. Anyone who smokes while he runs and is STILL faster than the two guys on the college track team for speed or distance isn't fully human.

Posted by: Silentbrick at January 10, 2018 01:47 PM (UPPYj)

343 osted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2018 01:41 PM (jxbfJ)

Of course, I will pray for the pastor and his family, My teen son has been depressed so I can re4late in some small way. How terrible. The pastor who preceded me at one of the churches I served had a son who commuted suicide. It really affected the pastor's faith for some time. For a while they couldn't pray. the church had to do it for them. If you want to tell me your pastor's first name I would be grateful or you can send it to Fenelon17Spoke@gmail.com

I think you are a very thoughtful person. Pastors need prayer and are grateful for it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:48 PM (8+Ozj)

344 I have been reliably informed that a husband's silence during an argument is violence.

Posted by: Old Toby at January 10, 2018 01:49 PM (W+I/H)

345 >>Sure, because you know a whole lot about men in churches. Uhhh huh There are men in praise bands, They all gay too? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:43 PM (8+Ozj)

Yes.

Posted by: Zod at January 10, 2018 01:49 PM (Bdeb0)

346 340 I wager Patton's march to relieve the 101st Airborne was java powered.

Posted by: Jackal at January 10, 2018 01:43 PM (UkvEG)

-------------------------------------------
And Hershey bars. Don't forget the Hershey bars. Or else you could have a tempest in the coffee pot.
Posted by: RioBravo at January 10, 2018 01:46 PM (5NMZN

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Yeah, forgot about those. Not a bad short term energy food for an army on a forced march like that. The krauts had their own variant for the same reason: Choca-Kola. Supposedly it was a prized part of their rations.

Posted by: Jackal at January 10, 2018 01:49 PM (UkvEG)

347 How are they gonna win a revolution when they won't leave their Blue Bubble Basement? I say unfortunately cuz I'd love to meet these twinks on a level playing ground. Never gonna happen. They will forever keep close to Nancy's petticoats.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 10, 2018 01:06 PM (YV+SU)


If you meet them on a level playing ground, you're doing it wrong. They're not (poorly) training for the Octagon. They're psyching themselves up for the riots.

Posted by: Semper Why at January 10, 2018 01:50 PM (wrzX1)

348 207 I don't know. If they start training now and get weapons assistance from BLM and radical islamic groups they could be a fairly formidable group by whenever-depending on how many there are
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 01:16 PM (8+Ozj)

Yeah, I wouldn't underestimate that possibility, lefty radicals partnered with muslim groups back in the day, and that was before the internet, and they actively recruited from prisons back then too. Also it doesn't matter how dangerous they are or aren't they are traitor scum and when they take to the streets again need to be crushed on general principles.

Posted by: JoshO at January 10, 2018 01:51 PM (Grak2)

349 16 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 10, 2018 12:38 PM (KUaJL)

If Bubble Boy the Sensei were being honest he would be teaching mace aiming and bike locking with remedial rock throwing, and napalm use.

At some point they are gonna get their martyrs.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 10, 2018 01:52 PM (SzZnW)

350 LARP = Live Action Role Play.

We're real revolutionaries Dad!

Posted by: DaveA at January 10, 2018 01:56 PM (FhXTo)

351 273 Posted by: Moron Robbie -Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football Forever at January 10, 2018 01:28 PM (ks6bw)

Musculature and tendon strength.

Look I weigh in around 245 right now and it is not a OMG HE IS BUFF 245....

but trapped inside that 245 pounds is a former infantryman who could carry a 120 pound rucksack on a forced march, a guy who walks 13-22 miles a day at work, and controls heavy machinery for a living.

I look weak, unless you look closely at the muscle mass in my back, legs, and working areas of the arms.

Personal defense is about understanding what your body can do, and doing it.

I will never be the kickboxer I was prior to my injuries in the army, so I don't think about kicking...

I think about "using the force" in a choke hold if need be with my hands that used to do 40 fingertip push ups at a time.

if you are too weak to play hand to hand, buy a gun, if you can't buy a gun get an ASP if you can't legally carry an ASP, get a taser, if you can't use a taser carry a taped roll of quarters....

At the end of the day your life is your duty to protect.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 10, 2018 01:57 PM (SzZnW)

352 341 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2018 01:46 PM (39g3+)


Actually "no" they knew what they were doing, you just don't understand the brutal military math....

It is Mission/Medical Needs divided by ethics

and we are taught as a force top to bottom Mission is always the bigger number.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 10, 2018 01:59 PM (SzZnW)

353 335 Posted by: Jackal at January 10, 2018 01:43 PM (UkvEG)

Bomber, Fighter, and Transport pilots all took speed...

Rangers, and Pathfinders all took speed.

French Fighter pilots spoke openly of "morning coffee" and by coffee he meant amphetamines.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Clostermann

Pierre Closterman's WWII autobiography, he tells the story of how his
doc doubled his dose of both amphetamines and downers as Clostermans
nerves became increasingly frayed.

Mission is always the bigger number.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 10, 2018 02:04 PM (SzZnW)

354 Their "self defense sensei's" hand will break on first contact with a face. Makes fists like an angry sister.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2018 02:05 PM (W/SyC)

355 Also Fen don't put a full normal mail address into comments or you'll get spammed at best. use " at " vs. @ etc.

Posted by: DaveA at January 10, 2018 02:05 PM (FhXTo)

356 342 Posted by: Silentbrick at January 10, 2018 01:47 PM (UPPYj)

One, one, one, one, one.....two

//Being trained a by a DS that loves you even if it doesn't sound that way.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 10, 2018 02:06 PM (SzZnW)

357 It's a hell of a thing; killing a man.
You take away everything he ever had and ever would have.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2018 01:27 PM (hpmES)
Unforgiven damn great movie
Gross revenue: $159.20 million USD
Estimated budget: $14.40 million USD

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2018 02:08 PM (BtQd4)

358 Posted by: DaveA at January 10, 2018 02:05 PM (FhXTo)

O.K. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 02:08 PM (8+Ozj)

359 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 10, 2018 01:41 PM (jxbfJ)

I'm so sorry. Read too quickly. It was a parishioner not your pastor whose child committed suicide That is a hard place to be. I knew a pastor who had someone in their congregation whose daughter hanged herself. He was there when they cut her down. Will pray for all of them-that your pastor has wisdom and strength and compassion from the Holy spirit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2018 02:26 PM (8+Ozj)

360 Why would you name your gym after a punch that is far more likely to get you knocked out than knock out anyone? Anyone who knows anything at all about fighting knows a hay-maker takes way too long to throw, moves way too slow, is almost impossible to land correctly, (because your opponent can see it coming like it started out in another time zone, had to drive to get to the scene of the fight, and had to park a half mile away and walk in) and it severely compromises your stance and balance. All while leaving you wide open to a hook. Oh and it's got a good chance of breaking your hand if you are lucky enough to land it.

About all it's good for is knocking out someone whom you've already beaten to the point they can't dodge, block, move, or even perceive a slow moving freight train coming right at them; Maybe beating information out of someone tied to a chair; Or maybe hitting those "how hard can I punch" machines they stuff in bars.

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 10, 2018 02:37 PM (BJIMy)

361 Now everything I read I am hearing in this guys voice. Pretty awesome to read Poo Pundit down blog in that voice.

Posted by: Rick Tempest at January 10, 2018 03:03 PM (BLayO)

362 I heard this group proposed carrying extra magazines but they had to stop because they kept wearing out the 2nd copy of Play Girl.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at January 10, 2018 03:14 PM (xUc0d)

363 The zero thing comes most likely comes from your average army PT test. If you don't do the event correctly, push ups etc, the scorer who must count the reps as they are done, says 'zero zero zero'. Maybe they don't do that now.

Posted by: Jake Bell at January 10, 2018 04:24 PM (aMLJi)

364 I'm 5/2 and a hundred and five pounds, and I could take those four shemicals without dropping my purse.

Posted by: Rose at January 10, 2018 05:19 PM (30UCB)

365 " I remember well the best world record weight lifters would look like these big fat dough bodied guys."

Vasily Alexeyev.

Posted by: Zapp Branigan at January 10, 2018 05:38 PM (UTKsr)

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