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SEC Championship Game-Part 2 NCAA Football Championship Open Thread

I have no dawg dog in this battle. Just hoping for an entertaining game. And elbows.


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Vs.


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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian (ONT Cob Emeritus) at 07:58 PM




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1 Yea, Alabama! Drown 'em Tide!
Every 'Bama man's behind you,
Hit your stride.
Go teach the Bulldogs to behave,
Send the Yellow Jackets to a watery grave.
And if a man starts to weaken,
That's a shame!
For Bama's pluck and grit have
Writ her name in Crimson flame.
Fight on, fight on, fight on men!
Remember the Rose Bowl, we'll win then.
Go, roll to victory,
Hit your stride,
You're Dixie's football pride,
Crimson Tide, Roll Tide, Roll Tide!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 07:54 PM (WbIyz)

2 That brunette's elbow looks like it's about to get up close and personal with the blonde behind her. That's the danger of cheerleaders, man. Sharp elbows.

Posted by: Semper Why at January 08, 2018 07:55 PM (WjuiC)

3 Not enough elbows!

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 08, 2018 07:57 PM (gwPgz)

4 I also have nothing at stake here, but Alabama is the devil. Go Dawgs.

Posted by: T at January 08, 2018 07:57 PM (MmeCn)

5 Girl second from right has a Band-Aid on her knee... apropos of nothing...

Posted by: kraken at January 08, 2018 07:57 PM (pL6Vz)

6 UGA cheerleaders are prettier

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 07:58 PM (BE/BS)

7 I haz a sad. No gingers?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 08, 2018 07:58 PM (WQ3tJ)

8 Go Dawgs.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 08, 2018 07:58 PM (KP5rU)

9 I like the brunette.




And the blonde.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 07:58 PM (+lOpA)

10 Hoping the refs go unnoticed.

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 07:58 PM (bwN1x)

11 I predict that Sony Michel will score two TDs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 07:59 PM (WbIyz)

12 Hate Bama worse than GA. Go dawgs!

I wonder if ESPN will try to cut PDT's appearance out?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

13 They seem nice.

*sings I'm So Ronery*

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 07:59 PM (NWiLs)

14 Never enough elbows.
Here - Balkan elbows to help address the shameful deficiency:

https://youtu.be/AoOXyaPVVgI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 08, 2018 07:59 PM (fA1SL)

15 No Bulldog elbows....Bama for the WIN!

Posted by: Paladin at January 08, 2018 07:59 PM (boG9H)

16 Total stomp on Ace's news-collection. You'll be picking ewok fur out of your socks for days

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2018 07:59 PM (6FqZa)

17 Do Dawgs!

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 07:59 PM (g4lFK)

18 An enstompening? Or is the open thread a "thread below..."

Posted by: blaster at January 08, 2018 07:59 PM (jHrzU)

19 Pipsqueak Saban ain't tying me!

Posted by: Paul 'Bear' Bryant at January 08, 2018 08:00 PM (bc2Lc)

20 Is Trump at the game?

Posted by: T at January 08, 2018 08:00 PM (MmeCn)

21 In fairness, those are Alabama Majorettes, not Cheerleaders. Our cheerleaders are more Stepford.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:00 PM (WbIyz)

22 There was a rumor the Golden Scalp Weasel would appear on the field during the Anthem.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:00 PM (ptqGC)

23 Is the G on their cheeks for Green Bay Packers?

Posted by: X-ray at January 08, 2018 08:00 PM (QQ4UP)

24 The Gorilla Channel's White House correspondent: Ape PrilRyan.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 08:00 PM (+y/Ru)

25 No injuries on either team. And no refs.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 08:00 PM (g4lFK)

26 The winner will be America, because The Donald.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:01 PM (BE/BS)

27 Four-minute stompenwaffels? This may be a new record!

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 08:01 PM (NWiLs)

28 Go Dawgs! I've been looking forward to this all week!

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 08:01 PM (CoPKD)

29 Is Trump at the game?

No, but Roy Moore might show up

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2018 08:02 PM (6FqZa)

30 Lord help I love the Heisman House.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:02 PM (WbIyz)

31 So, the Dogs are from like Illinois. Something like that.

And the Tide is from Mississippi, correct?

Have I got that right?

Posted by: Naturalfake at January 08, 2018 08:02 PM (9q7Dl)

32 Trump is there to tell the NFL to EABOD and cheer on the Dawgs.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 08:02 PM (g4lFK)

33 I predict this game will be more disappointing than The Last Jedi's ticket sales.

Posted by: T at January 08, 2018 08:02 PM (MmeCn)

34 lovely elbows. I may just have to watch the game....

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at January 08, 2018 08:02 PM (ylUqT)

35 Yes, Trump is at the game. He was supposed to arrive sometime between 6 and 7 pm.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 08:03 PM (CoPKD)

36 Oh, dang.

Posted by: T at January 08, 2018 08:04 PM (MmeCn)

37 Oh he's there !

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 08:04 PM (bwN1x)

38 Trump!!!!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:04 PM (BE/BS)

39 So ... I'm gonna' try to sound Football Smart here ...

... this game will be decided by whichever defense can stop the run with seven in the box.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 08, 2018 08:04 PM (fiGNd)

40 Screw you pointy elbows!

Posted by: Knobby Knees at January 08, 2018 08:04 PM (pXQWt)

41 Dammit, cable signal just went out.

It's a conspiracy!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:04 PM (WbIyz)

42 I watched a true crime documentary on the Gorilla Channel about a crazy chick who murdered her boyfriend when he wouldn't marry her. Her name was Jodi Harryass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 08:04 PM (+y/Ru)

43 Elbows! Noisy in here. Got big old blower running to dry up sink/bathtub water that escaped from an apparent leak beneath my bathroom floor. Gack. At least it's just gray water, not sewage.

About to hit the shower, because I need to. Hopefully, clearing the clog in the waste pipe will allow the tub and sink to drain properly into the septic tank, and reduce or eliminate leakage at the bad joint in the ancient iron plumbing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2018 08:05 PM (sD2WN)

44 Huge applause for The Donald

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:05 PM (BE/BS)

45 Wonder why Vanderbilt never makes it this far.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 08, 2018 08:05 PM (EoRCO)

46 Dang....y'all need to learn how to stream this stuff on the intertubes.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 08:06 PM (+lOpA)

47 Will you look at the foreheads on the girls in the bottom photo.

Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2018 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

48
La Trumpmeister at the big game, heh.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 08:06 PM (r+sAi)

49 Trump has red tie on.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 08:06 PM (g4lFK)

50 I absolutely LOVE the fact that our POTUS sings along to the national anthem.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 08, 2018 08:07 PM (HiDrR)

51 I'm watching the game from Hot Tub #5 @ Man's Country.

Posted by: Preezy 44 at January 08, 2018 08:07 PM (bc2Lc)

52 39 So ... I'm gonna' try to sound Football Smart here ...

... this game will be decided by whichever defense can stop the run with seven in the box.
Posted by: ScoggDog at January 08, 2018 08:04 PM (fiGNd)

Seven in the box? Pffft, that's nothing.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 08, 2018 08:07 PM (NWiLs)

53 Yay! All those redneck southerners who love 'Merica!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:07 PM (ptqGC)

54 Nice version of the anthem

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:08 PM (BE/BS)

55 Little known fact. Trump sings falsetto.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 08:08 PM (+lOpA)

56
watching on the skycam right now, wondering if this should be the way I should watch it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 08:08 PM (r+sAi)

57 Yay! All those redneck southerners who love 'Merica!


Fuck yeah!

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 08:08 PM (+lOpA)

58 Time for the traditional cheers:


Bite them, Dogs!


Surf's Up, Tide!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2018 08:09 PM (9q7Dl)

59 Have to say as between the two pictures, the 'Bama gals are better looking. Sorry Bulldog fans.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 08:09 PM (NWiLs)

60 Please Lord, let this be a real good game and no one get hurt.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 08:09 PM (CoPKD)

61 watching on the skycam right now, wondering if this should be the way I should watch it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 08:08 PM (r+sAi)


Using HULU for the first time tonite ... thinking of doing the same.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 08, 2018 08:10 PM (fiGNd)

62 Flame on!

Posted by: Hands at January 08, 2018 08:10 PM (EzdLW)

63 Nobody does football better than the South!

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 08:10 PM (CoPKD)

64 I'm watching on a shitty tablet.with bad sound. Were the crowd mostly booing or cheering for Trump? Honestly couldn't tell with my crappy little speakers. Was it good or bad for Trump?

Posted by: Jdw at January 08, 2018 08:10 PM (eYaLb)

65 This "Football" sounds pretty gay, man.

Posted by: Severed Aztec Head Sailing Through The Goal at January 08, 2018 08:10 PM (YwFoK)

66
Please Lord, let this be a real good game and no one get hurt.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 08:09 PM (CoPKD)


This!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:10 PM (ptqGC)

67 Crowd might be 2:1 Dawgs

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:11 PM (BE/BS)

68 Wow, a Trump appearance and ZBB on the anthem. Not a bad way to start.

Posted by: T at January 08, 2018 08:11 PM (MmeCn)

69 The Crimson Tide cheerleaders have their hands up in a "stop" position. Will that be enough to stop the Bulldogs? Stop in the Name of Love?

The 2nd Dawg cheerleader has a smile like she has an evil surprise that she's just waiting to spring.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 08, 2018 08:11 PM (pvjTE)

70 Sitting next to liberal Bama lady. She is pissed by Trump, but she brought piaia. So I will let it slide

Posted by: Paladin at January 08, 2018 08:11 PM (boG9H)

71 Sounded like white noise is why i am asking.

Posted by: Jdw at January 08, 2018 08:11 PM (eYaLb)

72 Were the crowd mostly booing or cheering for Trump? Honestly couldn't tell with my crappy little speakers. Was it good or bad for Trump?
Posted by: Jdw at January 08, 2018 08:10 PM (eYaLb)

They were cheering him.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 08:11 PM (CoPKD)

73 If I hope that none of those cheerleaders are pre-op trannies, does that make me gay?

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 08:11 PM (NWiLs)

74 Yay, Beamer!!

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:11 PM (BE/BS)

75 The cheering for President Trump was quite something.

Also why do I always forget how much I like Zac Brown?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2018 08:12 PM (dEQP3)

76 the Dogs are from like Illinois. Something like that.
And the Tide is from Mississippi, correct?

Have I got that right?
Posted by: Naturalfake

Dogs are coon hounds from Tennessee. Tides are from Florida, state with many beaches.

Posted by: pogomip at January 08, 2018 08:12 PM (EtNJx)

77 Trump, Beamer, and Herschel!!

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:12 PM (BE/BS)

78 Trump is hang-gliding into the coin toss!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 08:12 PM (+lOpA)

79
Oh, sure, sure, the site is now "Sonobi free", but can one ever be truly free of Sonobi?

Enjoy your delusions, kiddos!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 08, 2018 08:12 PM (pNxlR)

80 Thanks ALH.

Posted by: Jdw at January 08, 2018 08:12 PM (eYaLb)

81 73 If I hope that none of those cheerleaders are pre-op trannies, does that make me gay?
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 08:11 PM (NWiLs)

Nah, it just reveals that you are a hell of a Moron

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 08, 2018 08:13 PM (3/sUh)

82
are those pics from the 1970's or what?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 08:13 PM (r+sAi)

83 UGA is looking straight up all business and pissed off.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 08:13 PM (g4lFK)

84 When the armed forces broadcasting network gets preempted by the gorilla channel, I'm going to blame the hack on the Russians.

Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2018 08:13 PM (bJ0w+)

85
Oh, I come from Alabama with a band-aid on my knee ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 08, 2018 08:13 PM (pNxlR)

86 Alabama wins toss and defers.

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 08:13 PM (bwN1x)

87 73 If I hope that none of those cheerleaders are pre-op trannies, does that make me gay?

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 08:11 PM (NWiLs)

++++

So you only like the post-op ones... Who could hold that against you?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 08, 2018 08:14 PM (pvjTE)

88 Auntie Entity runs the Thunder Playpen:

MANASSAS, Va. -- A Virginia daycare teacher who turned her classroom into what a prosecutor called a "baby fight club" was convicted Wednesday on more than a dozen criminal charges.

Sarah Jordan, 31, of Woodbridge, was the lead teacher of one-year-old children back in 2013 at a Minnieland Academy classroom in Woodbridge. Witnesses testified that Jordan intentionally tripped children, stepped on their toes, encouraged them to fight each other and sprayed them in the face with a hose.

http://cbsn.ws/2AHLoM6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 08:14 PM (+y/Ru)

89 Holy shit Chubb just looked like he wanted to fight that bama player he sized up. LOL.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 08:14 PM (g4lFK)

90 Did the ref just screw up the toss? Alabama won, deferred AND picked the direction of the kick???

Posted by: Jdw at January 08, 2018 08:15 PM (eYaLb)

91 Crowd might be 2:1 Dawgs

Could be one of the first times we hear an SEC team complain about home-field advantage during bowl season.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2018 08:15 PM (cW490)

92 ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TIDE ROLL!

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:15 PM (H5XpB)

93 When we were surviving 6 years in Chicagoland, a neighbor told us the only college football worth a shit was the Big 10.

Suck it!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

94 I held my breath while PDJT was down on that field. God Bless him

Posted by: said a random dope at January 08, 2018 08:15 PM (6OUNd)

95 Please Lord, let this be a real good game and no one get hurt.
Posted by: ALH

A little late for that.

Posted by: Urban Meyer at January 08, 2018 08:16 PM (S6Pax)

96 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 08:14 PM (+y/Ru)

Is it just me, or is it time for vigilance committees to make a comeback?

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 08, 2018 08:16 PM (gwPgz)

97 Swarm

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 08:16 PM (bwN1x)

98 93 When we were surviving 6 years in Chicagoland, a neighbor told us the only college football worth a shit was the Big 10.

Suck it!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

THIS!!!

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 08:16 PM (CoPKD)

99
I held my breath while PDJT was down on that field. God Bless him

Posted by: said a random dope at January 08, 2018 08:15 PM (6OUNd)


He should have done the coin toss. It would have been yuge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

100 For the record, I have never lived in Virginia.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2018 08:16 PM (dEQP3)

101 It was surprisingly easy to stop caring about sports when I stopped caring about the media and stopped giving them my money. Really it doesn't matter much which team wins or loses.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 08, 2018 08:17 PM (/JJ3i)

102 Holy shit what a pick.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:17 PM (H5XpB)

103 INT.


Basically a punt.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 08:18 PM (+lOpA)

104 Ugh, even Tucker's talking about Oprah

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:18 PM (BE/BS)

105 Nice INT

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 08:18 PM (bwN1x)

106 Well, *that's* not a good sign.

Posted by: T at January 08, 2018 08:18 PM (MmeCn)

107 AtC, I hate to tell you, but a young manatee actually died and washed ashore on Hilton Head over the weekend. It didn't migrate back to Florida when it should have. Froze to death on the beach.

The woman who reported it, a snow bird, thought it was a seal. Because they're so prevalent in the SE.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC)

108
How can everyone miss Orca Wimp-Free circling overhead?

Oh, wait, wait, it's a dirigible ... my mistake.

Carry on!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 08, 2018 08:19 PM (pNxlR)

109 For the record, I have never lived in Virginia.
Posted by: alexthechick

Merryland, DC, same difference.
Show us your tits!

Posted by: pogomip at January 08, 2018 08:19 PM (EtNJx)

110 POUND THE ROCK!

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:20 PM (H5XpB)

111 Oh, Jane, that is sad. There were sharks washing up on the beach frozen in MA, I believe.

That seems to be a bit much.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2018 08:21 PM (dEQP3)

112 104 TuCa talks about and to the Insane Left. i suppose someone has to do it, but really, I can't take more than 10 min of that show. Just too much crazy.

Posted by: said a random dope at January 08, 2018 08:22 PM (6OUNd)

113 Sarah Jordan, 31, of Woodbridge, was the lead teacher of one-year-old children back in 2013 at a Minnieland Academy classroom in Woodbridge. Witnesses testified that Jordan intentionally tripped children, stepped on their toes, encouraged them to fight each other and sprayed them in the face with a hose.

http://cbsn.ws/2AHLoM6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 08:14 PM (+y/Ru)


Tripping one-year olds? THey aren't the most stable walkers, to begin with.

Encouraged one-year olds to fight each other? That sounds a little suspicious, too. Do one-year olds really have any concept of wanting to fight one another because someone "encouraged" them?

Spraying them in the face with a hose. Like a garden hose?

Either something is really strange about these charges or this is one of the most awful sadists you'll ever run across.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2018 08:22 PM (8gDQu)

114 The woman who reported it, a snow bird, thought it was a seal. Because they're so prevalent in the SE.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:19 PM (ptqGC)


Well, washed-up dead critters often don't look much like they did when alive and thriving. And I, for one, would not expect to see a manatee in South Carolina. I figured they were all but confined to Florida.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2018 08:22 PM (sD2WN)

115 How can everyone miss Orca Wimp-Free circling overhead?

Oh, wait, wait, it's a dirigible ... my mistake.

Carry on!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 08, 2018 08:19 PM (pNxlR)

--Talk about blimpworthy

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:22 PM (BE/BS)

116
Oh, Jane, that is sad. There were sharks washing up on the beach frozen in MA, I believe.



That seems to be a bit much.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2018 08:21 PM (dEQP3)


I found out there are actual people here who look for manatees who don't know to migrate south when they should, and they try to pick them up and transport them to FL.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

117 Heh, I like my new hash

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:23 PM (BE/BS)

118 You can go watch The Young Turks livestream on Youtube from the "Rebel Headquarters" if you aren't into football.....

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2018 08:23 PM (LiyEm)

119 Well, washed-up dead critters often don't look much
like they did when alive and thriving. And I, for one, would not expect
to see a manatee in South Carolina. I figured they were all but confined
to Florida.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2018 08:22 PM (sD2WN)


They're common on the coasts of GA and SC during the summer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

120 Well, Georgia gave up a lot of points the first half to Oklahoma, but I don't think Alabama's offense is as good as Oklahoma's.
But their defense is a lot better.

General prediction: a low scoring game. It won't be a track meet with the teams running up and down the field putting up points.
21-17?

Predict Alabama wins.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at January 08, 2018 08:24 PM (S6Pax)

121 I found out there are actual people here who look for manatees who don't know to migrate south when they should, and they try to pick them up and transport them to FL.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:23 PM (ptqGC)


So they're trying to kill the manatee population by making sure the idiot manatees can mate.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2018 08:24 PM (8gDQu)

122 Hurts blew that. He really has not improved much this year.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:24 PM (H5XpB)

123 Show us your tits!
---
I'm sorry, I meant your elbows. Your rack, Ms Ragebunny.

Posted by: pogomip at January 08, 2018 08:24 PM (EtNJx)

124 104 TuCa talks about and to the Insane Left. i suppose someone has to do it, but really, I can't take more than 10 min of that show. Just too much crazy.
Posted by: said a random dope at January 08, 2018 08:22 PM (6OUNd)

--The woman on now is a pretty regular liberal guest on his show. Greasy immigration lawyer is the worst though.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:25 PM (BE/BS)

125 I'm routing for the under dog.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2018 08:25 PM (4CCz5)

126 I found out there are actual people here who look for manatees who don't know to migrate south when they should, and they try to pick them up and transport them to FL.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:23 PM (ptqGC)

Ah, yes. Save the stupid manatees, so they can add their gift to the gene pool.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2018 08:25 PM (sD2WN)

127 Husband is at a Dawgs party, and I am here sick as all hell.

If the **$% pizza I ordered doesn't get here soon I'm going to kill someone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

128 Nope

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 08:25 PM (bwN1x)

129 Why the heck don't people name their children Zebulon anymore? Guys named Zebulon did big things.


Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2018 08:25 PM (zLDYs)

130 Ha ha!

Posted by: T at January 08, 2018 08:25 PM (MmeCn)

131 Dawgs catch a break

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:25 PM (BE/BS)

132 POUND THE ROCK!

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:20 PM (H5XpB)
---
I don't swing that way.

Posted by: The Rock at January 08, 2018 08:25 PM (vDqXW)

133 Not a good way to finish the drive.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:25 PM (H5XpB)

134 The Dogs just missed a kick ball!!!

Hike! Hike! Hike Your Legs, Dogs!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2018 08:26 PM (9q7Dl)

135 Buffalo may have just found their new kicker.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2018 08:26 PM (/tuJf)

136 Trump is there to tell the NFL to EABOD and cheer on the Dawgs.
Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 08:02 PM (g4lFK)


As Commander in Chief, does the Golden Scalpweasel have the authority to ground flyovers from the Goodell Social Justice League playoff and slap fight games?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 08, 2018 08:26 PM (y7DUB)

137
Why the heck don't people name their children Zebulon anymore? Guys named Zebulon did big things.




Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2018 08:25 PM (zLDYs)
----------------------

Moon Unit doesn't do anything for you?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

138 Heartache: Experts Agree, 25th Amendment Won't Be Invoked To Impeach Trump . . .

So no Russkie collusion impeachment, no 25th amendment removal. What's next, binders full of women?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 08:27 PM (+y/Ru)

139 127 Husband is at a Dawgs party, and I am here sick as all hell.

If the **$% pizza I ordered doesn't get here soon I'm going to kill someone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:25 PM (ptqGC)


Whoa, that pizza guy has no idea what he's walking into.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2018 08:27 PM (4CCz5)

140
125 I'm routing for the under dog.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2018 08:25 PM (4CCz5)


That's funny, I had figured that you were a milling machine kind of guy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 08, 2018 08:27 PM (pNxlR)

141 I never noticed how ugly legs are when someone is sitting. Those legs on those GA cheerleaders are gruesome

Posted by: sofa saver at January 08, 2018 08:27 PM (4u7kU)

142 First down pass ... ends the drive.

'Bama stops 'Bama.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 08, 2018 08:27 PM (fiGNd)

143 Guys named Zebulon did big things.


Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2018 08:25 PM (zLDYs)

They weren't pikers, that's for sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2018 08:27 PM (sD2WN)

144 Alabama hasn't had a good place kicker since Jamie Christensen. Hell, Scott kicks better than Pappanastos.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:28 PM (H5XpB)

145 So no Russkie collusion impeachment, no 25th amendment removal. What's next, binders full of women?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 08:27 PM (+y/Ru)


A CIA hit ordered for unpaid parking tickets.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2018 08:28 PM (8gDQu)

146 Steyn is on

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:28 PM (BE/BS)

147 'Ah, yes. Save the stupid manatees, so they can add their gift to the gene pool.'


The manatees are establishing a new migration pattern with the assistance of humans. Pretty soon there will be barges loaded with manatees hauling them back to Florida.

Posted by: Alhammond at January 08, 2018 08:30 PM (UdKB7)

148 139 127 Husband is at a Dawgs party, and I am here sick as all hell.

If the **$% pizza I ordered doesn't get here soon I'm going to kill someone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:25 PM (ptqGC)


Whoa, that pizza guy has no idea what he's walking into.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2018 08:27 PM (4CCz5)

/stares at the knife...

NO! this isn't what they said would happen on Porn tube!

Posted by: Pizza Guy at January 08, 2018 08:30 PM (NgKpN)

149 Now the Tide is running the ball good.

Foam, Tide! Foam! Get Foamy!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2018 08:30 PM (9q7Dl)

150 Dear Lord, if the state of Georgia is only worthy of 1 football win this week...on behalf of LITERALLY EVERYONE I'm here to say we will sacrifice the Falcons like Abraham was ready to sacrifice Isaac.
Go DAWGS.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 08:30 PM (CoPKD)

151 Steyn on Tucker just described Oprah as the least idiotic person on the Globes last night

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 08, 2018 08:30 PM (ILitO)

152 Merryland, DC, same difference.
Show us your tits!
Posted by: pogomip at January 08, 2018 08:19 PM (EtNJx)



Your failure to bookmark the Victory Tits is not my problem.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2018 08:31 PM (dEQP3)

153 The manatees are establishing a new migration pattern with the assistance of humans. Pretty soon there will be barges loaded with manatees hauling them back to Florida.

Posted by: Alhammond at January 08, 2018 08:30 PM (UdKB7)

"We're all bozos manatees on this bus."

Posted by: not the Firesign Theater at January 08, 2018 08:31 PM (sD2WN)

154 What's next, binders full of women?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 08:27 PM (+y/Ru)

Military coup

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 08:31 PM (bwN1x)

155 Either something is really strange about these charges or this is one of the most awful sadists you'll ever run across.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2018 08:22 PM (8gDQu)

Or a really bad episode on UHF.

You get to drink from the firehose!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2018 08:32 PM (Oh53t)

156 I found out there are actual people here who look for manatees who don't know to migrate south when they should, and they try to pick them up and transport them to FL.

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Oh, the HUD manatees!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 08:33 PM (+y/Ru)

157
Pretty darn sorry for this game to be on ESPN rather than ABC.

Screw all you cable/satellite droppers!

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 08, 2018 08:34 PM (4DCSq)

158 This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at January 08, 2018 08:34 PM (iiixZ)

159 127 Husband is at a Dawgs party, and I am here sick as all hell.

If the **$% pizza I ordered doesn't get here soon I'm going to kill someone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

Was that the 'ducking' pizza? Sorry, trying to connect the threads here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2018 08:34 PM (Oh53t)

160 159 127 Husband is at a Dawgs party, and I am here sick as all hell.

If the **$% pizza I ordered doesn't get here soon I'm going to kill someone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

Was that the 'ducking' pizza? Sorry, trying to connect the threads here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2018 08:34 PM (Oh53t)

Holy shot!

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 08:34 PM (NWiLs)

161 153 The manatees are establishing a new migration pattern with the assistance of humans. Pretty soon there will be barges loaded with manatees hauling them back to Florida.

Posted by: Alhammond at January 08, 2018 08:30 PM (UdKB7)

What is wrong with people. Let the damn manatees figure out for themselves. Nature people!!! aren't we supposed to butt the fuck out of natures business?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2018 08:34 PM (4CCz5)

162 Pizza is here. And cold.

Thanks, Stoners Pizza.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

163
156 I found out there are actual people here who look for manatees who don't know to migrate south when they should, and they try to pick them up and transport them to FL.


And yet Ms. Dunham manages to break out and return to Brooklyn every single time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 08, 2018 08:35 PM (pNxlR)

164 Let's have a nice long drive for a TD.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:35 PM (WbIyz)

165 and run something in the A gap.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:35 PM (WbIyz)

166 Go Dawgs!

Alabama is like the Dallas Cowboys of NCCA football, the team you love to hate.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 08, 2018 08:35 PM (R5lpX)

167 Was that the 'ducking' pizza? Sorry, trying to connect the threads here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2018 08:34 PM (Oh53t)

Holy shot!
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 08:34 PM (NWiLs)

*fistbump*

Nice!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2018 08:35 PM (Oh53t)

168 Steyn on Tucker just described Oprah as the least idiotic person on the Globes last night

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Damning with faint praise.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 08:35 PM (+y/Ru)

169 Wims is having his worst game. He has been a security blanket at WR.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 08:35 PM (g4lFK)

170 I'm here to fix the cable. And deliver pizza.

Posted by: Karl Hungus at January 08, 2018 08:35 PM (bc2Lc)

171 165 and run something in the A gap.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:35 PM (WbIyz)

I'd rather run something into the thigh gap.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 08:36 PM (NWiLs)

172 According to Clay Travis (Outkick the Coverage guy), Trump turned down an ESPN interview request and will be doing a local Bama radiot broadcast interview at the end of the first quarter.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2018 08:36 PM (dEQP3)

173 168 Steyn on Tucker just described Oprah as the least idiotic person on the Globes last night

-
Damning with faint praise.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 08:35 PM (+y/Ru)

It's a low bar, but she managed to waddle over it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2018 08:36 PM (Oh53t)

174 And just a reminder. Neither Hershel Walker nor George Rogers ever scored against Clemson. Nope. Nary a time did they score against Clemson. And Clemson beat Georgia and won their first championship in 1981. After Georgia won in 1980. Good times. Now, has South Carolina ever won one? Nope.

Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2018 08:36 PM (zLDYs)

175 Let's have a nice long drive for a TD.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:35 PM (WbIyz)


Throw a bomb to the manatee! No one's covering him.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 08, 2018 08:37 PM (8gDQu)

176 162 Pizza is here. And cold.

Thanks, Stoners Pizza.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

Stoners Pizza ? You're lucky it got there at all.

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 08:37 PM (bwN1x)

177 I am a Clemson fan. Late dad was a graduate, his dad, any my great-grandfather was in the first graduating class. Have the picture on a wall. Clemson started out as a military college.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

178 88 Auntie Entity runs the Thunder Playpen:

Well, I'll be damned. That's my neck of the woods.

Posted by: Semper Why at January 08, 2018 08:39 PM (WjuiC)

179 How can you guyz turn poor Jane D'ohs cold pizza delivery into porn? and why am i laughing. Poor Jane. Damn the pizza place!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2018 08:40 PM (4CCz5)

180 What is wrong with people. Let the damn manatees figure out for themselves. Nature people!!! aren't we supposed to butt the fuck out of natures business?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 08, 2018 08:34 PM (4CCz5)


When I read that the first time, I saw it as "butt fvkc" and I thought, WTF does that have to do with manatees?!!!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 08, 2018 08:40 PM (5Yee7)

181 The cheering for President Trump was quite something.

Just you wait for the Winter Olympics. Figure skating is where my homies are!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at January 08, 2018 08:40 PM (cW490)

182 Alabama hasn't had a good place kicker since Jamie Christensen. Hell, Scott kicks better than Pappanastos.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:28 PM (H5XpB)


They've done pretty well without one

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 08, 2018 08:40 PM (oAY8z)

183
my review of skycam:

pro: nice view from behind qb, you can see blocking scheme and play develop. They give you up to date stats instead of scrolling soccer scores, no over jabbering announcers.

con: no replays, don't get ref explanations.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 08:40 PM (r+sAi)

184 There... Are... Four... G... Spots!

Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at January 08, 2018 08:40 PM (bJ0w+)

185 Now, has South Carolina ever won one? Nope.
Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2018 08:36 PM (zLDYs)

--When the 'Cocks won the CWS a few years ago, it was their first championship in any sport in school history.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:41 PM (BE/BS)

186 --When the 'Cocks won the CWS a few years ago, it was their first championship in any sport in school history.


But they won it back to back.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:41 PM (WbIyz)

187 According to Clay Travis (Outkick the Coverage guy), Trump turned down an ESPN interview request and will be doing a local Bama radiot broadcast interview at the end of the first quarter.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2018 08:36 PM (dEQP3)

Dawgs are doomed. Trump curse never fails.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 08:42 PM (g4lFK)

188 Hmm...elbows. I approve.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2018 08:42 PM (9dGD7)

189 Trump turned down an ESPN interview request and will be doing a local Bama radiot broadcast interview at the end of the first quarter.

This crazy, dim-witted political rube knows the fuck out of politics!

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2018 08:43 PM (cW490)

190 I have a recollection from years ago where Oprah responded to some dope talking about Ebonics (Ebonics: an English dialect that lacks the word "to be") by asking (I am paraphrasing) "do you think I'd be where I am now if I spoke English like that?"

Hamlet: to be or not to be

Hamlet in Ebonics: sheeet, man...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 08, 2018 08:43 PM (ILitO)

191 Katie Hopkins up next on TuCa.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:43 PM (BE/BS)

192 Michel is the real threat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:44 PM (WbIyz)

193 Bama's defense sees RBs like Chubb every scrimage.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:44 PM (WbIyz)

194 Mr. Black was just on his FB and reading that several people he knows are at the game saying Trump got a standing O when he came out. This was in response to a couple of douches that were saying he was booed big time and "didn't even know the f***ing words to the f***ing national anthem."

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 08, 2018 08:45 PM (mQ0Mc)

195 Stoners Pizza ? You're lucky it got there at all.

And no slices missing or bites out of anything?

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2018 08:45 PM (nisXv)

196 Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 08, 2018 08:43 PM (ILitO)

My favorite Ebonics phrase, and a very subtle one indeed:

"He be working when the man comes!"

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 08, 2018 08:45 PM (gwPgz)

197
Did I see players kneeling before PDT came on the field? I had the TV muted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2018 08:46 PM (MVJHt)

198 Oh great, it's a Big Ten crew.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:46 PM (BE/BS)

199 I went to my college football games when I was a freshman.

I was too hungover most Saturday mornings sophomore and junior years to go.

Senior year I didn't go because I quit drinking.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 08, 2018 08:47 PM (EZebt)

200 Ugh. Feel like crap. Off to bed again I go.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:47 PM (ptqGC)

201 197
Did I see players kneeling before PDT came on the field? I had the TV muted.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2018 08:46 PM (MVJHt)


Players weren't on the field until after the National Anthem.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 08:47 PM (CoPKD)

202 Drive killer

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 08:47 PM (bwN1x)

203 oh my, on Tucker now,a quote from the French President Macaroon about unlimited immigration being unworkable.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 08, 2018 08:47 PM (ILitO)

204 Or not

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 08:48 PM (bwN1x)

205
skycam showed people cheering for Trump. It also follows the waterboy around alot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 08:48 PM (r+sAi)

206 200 Ugh. Feel like crap. Off to bed again I go.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:47 PM (ptqGC)

Feel better, Jane.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 08:49 PM (CoPKD)

207 Wow, Macron talking tough on immigration. Wonder if he'll back it up.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:49 PM (BE/BS)

208 Ugh. Feel like crap. Off to bed again I go.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 08:47 PM

Rack hard and feel better, Jane.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2018 08:49 PM (9dGD7)

209 Or not

Yeah, bad angle in the secondary.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:49 PM (WbIyz)

210 Michel is the real threat.

Michael is a younger, angrier Hillary. The media will have to up its game.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2018 08:50 PM (cW490)

211 Note to Apple, a talking pile of shit does not make me want to buy a new iPhone.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2018 08:50 PM (gC2IV)

212 Yeah, bad angle in the secondary.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:49 PM (WbIyz)

Looked like the corner turned the wrong way and no time to shut down the edge

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 08:52 PM (bwN1x)

213 O/T - How desperate are the Dems to consider Oprah as a serious candidate?

They have no bench.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 08:53 PM (CoPKD)

214 Note to Apple, a talking pile of shit does not make me want to buy a new iPhone.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2018 08:50 PM (gC2IV)

--Who in the world wants to use a pile of s*** for their Avatar, except maybe Cornholio?

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:53 PM (BE/BS)

215 Lot of 3rd and longs

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 08:54 PM (bwN1x)

216 about to watch the new Jumanji. heard it didn't totally suck bantha dick.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2018 08:55 PM (sDIQO)

217 Note to Apple, a talking pile of shit does not make me want to buy a new iPhone.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2018 08:50 PM (gC2IV)


I don't think you are their target demographic!

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 08, 2018 08:55 PM (gwPgz)

218 I hope that "12 Strong" movie is as awesome as it appears to be.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2018 08:55 PM (9q7Dl)

219 Lot of 3rd and longs

Our stops keep coming closer to the Home Islands.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:55 PM (WbIyz)

220 Tucker just apologized if anyone thought he didn't love Oprah

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 08, 2018 08:55 PM (ILitO)

221 our glorious stops.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:56 PM (WbIyz)

222 @213 hubbymayhem agrees that the wording on that tweet seems to indicate she will be the president of nbc one day.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 08, 2018 08:56 PM (yTnCT)

223 213 O/T - How desperate are the Dems to consider Oprah as a serious candidate?

It's been a whole day. Once they come to their senses, they'll realize they can only win by going even more left.

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 08:57 PM (bwN1x)

224 FG GA

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 08:57 PM (WbIyz)

225 Too bad no Trump interview.

It was cool when Vern Lundquist interviewed him right after the election in the booth at Army Navy.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 08:58 PM (BE/BS)

226 Can't watch. It's not on the regular networks. Whose idea was that? Idiots.

Posted by: Larry Geiger at January 08, 2018 08:58 PM (nX644)

227 The Tide just got a kick score!!!


Splash Them, Tide!

Splash them good!

Get them wet!

Like you know you should!

Splash! Tide!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2018 08:58 PM (9q7Dl)

228 Guess the Georgia kicker doesn't want to ever get laid. I mean, you're a kicker, but the BC glasses too?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2018 08:59 PM (gC2IV)

229 Turned on the game and saw Avatar (the one about tall blue chicks with tails). Before beginning to cuss, checked the channel number. Off by 1 little digit. Dang, that was close. And Logprof, I was talking football, not baseball. In fact, I was proud of Carolina winning 2 CWS, but hey, let's face it. My high school in Lexington County has more championships than the Gamecocks have.

Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2018 08:59 PM (zLDYs)

230
get this, obama wants a basketball court at his presidential library.

that man is all class and dignity.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 09:00 PM (r+sAi)

231 First rule of baby fight club, babies don't talk about baby fight club.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 09:00 PM (+y/Ru)

232 Fromm will keep it once on that read option and it will be good for at least 30 yard TD.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 09:01 PM (g4lFK)

233 230
get this, obama wants a basketball court at his presidential library.

that man is all class and dignity.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 09:00 PM (r+sAi)

He's something, all right.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 09:01 PM (CoPKD)

234 Did I see players kneeling before PDT came on the field? I had the TV muted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2018 08:46 PM (MVJHt)

--

The ones I saw looked like they were saying a silent prayer. They came out after the anthem.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at January 08, 2018 09:02 PM (mQ0Mc)

235 How desperate are the Dems to consider Oprah as a serious candidate?

How are they going to support her? "Honest, she's not a hard-working, successful, inpendent businesswoman!"

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2018 09:02 PM (cW490)

236 Run that play over and over. Wear GA down.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:02 PM (WbIyz)

237 @229 Irmo?

Posted by: blaster at January 08, 2018 09:02 PM (jHrzU)

238
Players weren't on the field until after the National Anthem.

Posted by: ALH


Thank you. I was reading and only intermittently paying attention.

So, I was wrong. As usual. But I'm a married man. So I'm used to it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2018 09:02 PM (PB2Hs)

239 @229 Irmo?


It's not Batesburg-Leesville.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:03 PM (WbIyz)

240 My b-ball game was so street I didn't make my high school team. Racist!

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at January 08, 2018 09:04 PM (bc2Lc)

241 get this, obama wants a basketball court at his presidential library.

that man is all class and dignity.

-
Didja see the artist conception? Looks like a Bond villain lair.

http://bit.ly/2AHVfkT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 09:04 PM (+y/Ru)

242 Logprof, I was talking football, not baseball. In fact, I was proud of Carolina winning 2 CWS, but hey, let's face it.

--Yeah, I know, but I remember when they won those two CWS, learning those were the first titles in anything. I was surprised.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:04 PM (BE/BS)

243 President Airball

Posted by: NCKate at January 08, 2018 09:05 PM (p5i2g)

244 Why would anyone want a basketball court at a presidential library?

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2018 09:05 PM (4EkDN)

245 Blaster, we used to whup Irmo occasionally, and we were a smaller school. Much smaller. Bear in mind I graduated almost 51 years ago.

Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2018 09:05 PM (zLDYs)

246 Saban looks constipated. Is that a usual look for him?

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2018 09:05 PM (4EkDN)

247 get this, obama wants a basketball court at his presidential library.

Since all of his 'accomplishments' are being undone, there's a lot of room to take up.

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 09:06 PM (bwN1x)

248 So, I was wrong. As usual. But I'm a married man. So I'm used to it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2018 09:02 PM (PB2Hs)

You're cute.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 09:06 PM (CoPKD)

249 Go Georgia.

Gotta root for somebody. I'm kind of indifferent though.

TCU have the best looking cheerleaders. FYI.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2018 09:06 PM (peJQi)

250 @245 Swansea?

Are there a bunch of Lexingtonians here?

Posted by: blaster at January 08, 2018 09:06 PM (jHrzU)

251 244 Why would anyone want a basketball court at a presidential library?
Posted by: IC at January 08, 2018 09:05 PM (4EkDN)

He knows his market.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 09:07 PM (CoPKD)

252 Are there a bunch of Lexingtonians here?


I lived at Lake Village for a while.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:07 PM (WbIyz)

253 "President Airball"

Building his Presidential museum Brick by Brick.

Posted by: X-ray at January 08, 2018 09:08 PM (QQ4UP)

254 244 Why would anyone want a basketball court at a presidential library?
Posted by: IC at January 08, 2018 09:05 PM (4EkDN)

Duh ? Rimshot.

Posted by: Reggie at January 08, 2018 09:08 PM (bwN1x)

255 244; what else is he going to put there? his college transcripts? maybe a couple fake birth certificates and an ipod with all his speeches won't be much of a library. maybe could stash a couple dimebags in the shitter, that's about it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 08, 2018 09:09 PM (KP5rU)

256 Saban looks constipated. Is that a usual look for him?
Posted by: IC at January 08, 2018 09:05 PM (4EkDN)



So he's happy then.

The 15:17 to Paris looks really good.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2018 09:09 PM (dEQP3)

257 I lived at Lake Village for a while.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:07 PM (WbIyz)


I saw Shawn Weatherly at Homecoming once.

Posted by: blaster at January 08, 2018 09:09 PM (jHrzU)

258 Will the Obama Library have a bathhouse?

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:09 PM (BE/BS)

259 Love the Kirby cam ESPN offers.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 09:10 PM (g4lFK)

260 Building his Presidential museum Brick by Brick.
Posted by: X-ray at January 08, 2018 09:08 PM (QQ4UP)

Zing !

Posted by: Reggie at January 08, 2018 09:10 PM (bwN1x)

261 OT: there is a commercial for some game called Final Fantasy XV. The slinky hot blonde wearing the way to tight white dress is named Alexis Ren. She's a 21 year old model from California. Her Instagram page is nice. Really really nice. Or just do a Bing search.

I hear......I don't cyberstalk or anything. Yuk, creepy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2018 09:10 PM (peJQi)

262 So since young actresses can't fvck their way to the top anymore, does it mean they'll be chosen to star in movies because of their talent and movies will be better now?

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2018 09:10 PM (nisXv)

263 Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 08, 2018 09:09 PM (KP5rU)

Don't forget the Greek columns!

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 08, 2018 09:11 PM (gwPgz)

264 I'm wearing all black to bring attention to the elbows being harassed in this post.

Posted by: the Moron in Black at January 08, 2018 09:11 PM (wiLVK)

265 Looking at this thread, I find a sonobi-shaped hole in my heart...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 08, 2018 09:11 PM (WrY3/)

266 249 Go Georgia.

Gotta root for somebody. I'm kind of indifferent though.

TCU have the best looking cheerleaders. FYI.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2018 09:06 PM (peJQi)

Oregon. It's not even close.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 09:11 PM (g4lFK)

267 263: thanks, i forgot them.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 08, 2018 09:11 PM (KP5rU)

268 I'm a Longhorn so I don't really have a dog in this fight. Any time that happens I'll go for the under...dawg.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2018 09:13 PM (gC2IV)

269 47 might be headed for the doghouse and not in a good way

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:13 PM (BE/BS)

270
And the Seal of the President-Elect of the United States.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2018 09:14 PM (C2ZbO)

271 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:14 PM (WbIyz)

272 Let's go Mets!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 08, 2018 09:14 PM (7LY+6)

273 Nice pass

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:14 PM (BE/BS)

274 271 dammit

Momentum

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 09:15 PM (bwN1x)

275 We stopped at the Lexington side of the dam to buy bait before putting in Lake Murray, if we were pretending to fish. Built homes in Irmo and cut the roads at Yacht Club. Took aerial photos of the nuke plant when it was built by SCEG. Ate at ever one of the Lizards Thickets and Piggie Park. Got boiled peanuts at Cromers, and jeans at Moe Levys.

Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2018 09:15 PM (zLDYs)

276 Big play

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 09:16 PM (bwN1x)

277 Go Gatah!

Posted by: Corinne Brown at January 08, 2018 09:16 PM (NWiLs)

278 What a catch

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:17 PM (BE/BS)

279 Best cheerleaders -- Vassar.

Unencumbered by your standards of female beauty.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 08, 2018 09:17 PM (T1c3o)

280 Go Gatah!
Posted by: Corinne Brown at January 08, 2018 09:16 PM (NWiLs)

--How's prison?

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:17 PM (BE/BS)

281 Alabama players caught on tape screaming Fuck Trump.

Stay classy Dindus.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 08, 2018 09:18 PM (8vRB4)

282 Wims!

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 09:19 PM (g4lFK)

283 Alabama players caught on tape screaming Fuck Trump.

Stay classy Dindus.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 08, 2018 09:18 PM (8vRB4)

--Really?

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:19 PM (BE/BS)

284 aren't they building phucksticks' library on the southside? right in the middle of the hood? should be a real popular destination. better off visiting the steel mills in gary, in.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 08, 2018 09:19 PM (KP5rU)

285 Bulldawg cheerleader has a band aid on her knee. Application rejected.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 08, 2018 09:19 PM (T1c3o)

286 Oregon. It's not even close.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 09:11 PM (g4lFK)

Please....
San Diego State.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2018 09:20 PM (wYseH)

287 8 million commercials later

Posted by: NCKate at January 08, 2018 09:20 PM (p5i2g)

288 All this SEC talk...I'm craving Waffle House right now.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 08, 2018 09:20 PM (T1c3o)

289 Yep really. On foxnews.com.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 08, 2018 09:20 PM (8vRB4)

290 Swan dive song:

Brit held as Thai hooker plunges to death after 'strange and extravagant' balcony sex

Linked on Drudge.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 09:21 PM (+y/Ru)

291 saban coached dindoos. don't surprise me at all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 08, 2018 09:22 PM (KP5rU)

292 290 Swan dive song:

Brit held as Thai hooker plunges to death after 'strange and extravagant' balcony sex

Linked on Drudge.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 09:21 PM (+y/Ru)

Not sure what that means. At this point, any sex would be strange and extravagant.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 09:22 PM (NWiLs)

293 saban coached dindoos. don't surprise me at all.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 08, 2018 09:22 PM (KP5rU)

--Ah, the Lavar Ball school of manners.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:24 PM (BE/BS)

294 Extravagant?

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 09:24 PM (+lOpA)

295 I dindu nufin other than express my love of fucking and trump.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 08, 2018 09:24 PM (8vRB4)

296 Herbstreit warming up for his off-season job as a fluffer

Posted by: Random Lurker Commenter at January 08, 2018 09:24 PM (dab45)

297 Our offense needs to do something on this possession.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:24 PM (WbIyz)

298 Brit held as Thai hooker plunges to death after 'strange and extravagant' balcony sex


She died doing what she loved.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 09:24 PM (+lOpA)

299 At least Hurts hasn't been taking big sacks.

Nice run.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:24 PM (WbIyz)

300
Tough D in this game. but there goes the qb.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 09:25 PM (r+sAi)

301 "Student" athletes.

LoL

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 08, 2018 09:25 PM (8vRB4)

302 I love the legs on Hurts

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at January 08, 2018 09:26 PM (BE/BS)

303
She died doing [what/s] who she loved.
Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 09:24 PM (+lOpA)

FIFY.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 09:26 PM (CoPKD)

304 Honestly, Lord love him but Jalen Hurts is no better after 12 more games than he was against Clemson last year.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:26 PM (WbIyz)

305
Protect the blindside!

Posted by: Sandra Bullock at January 08, 2018 09:26 PM (r+sAi)

306 Still can't read the defense.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:27 PM (WbIyz)

307 Oh shit, Wims is hurt

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:27 PM (BE/BS)

308 >>Still can't read.


Well, he does go to Alabama.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 09:28 PM (dxyQV)

309 Forget a chicken in every pot.

You get a Thai hooker!

And you get a Thai hooker!

And you get a Thai hooker!

...

...

...

Posted by: President Oprah at January 08, 2018 09:28 PM (9q7Dl)

310
always nice to have a blimp show the top of a closed arena.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 09:28 PM (r+sAi)

311 >>Girl second from right has a Band-Aid on her knee


...and rug burn all over her back.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 09:28 PM (dxyQV)

312 Alabama players caught on tape screaming Fuck Trump.

Stay classy Dindus.
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 08, 2018 09:18 PM (8vRB4)

--Really?
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:19 PM

Yea, some running back. I have no dog in the fight nor do I really care. Now I kind of want the Bulldogs to win.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 08, 2018 09:29 PM (tPrp3)

313 I take it the NAACP white-shirts + signs protest failed.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2018 09:29 PM (QCX64)

314 277 Go Gatah!

Posted by: Corinne Brown


Go Greybar!

Although Corinne Brown is expected to appeal her conviction, the trial judge has ordered her to begin her prison term (5 years) while any appeals go forward. He has ordered her to report to prison on or before January 29, 2018.

#twoweeks


Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2018 09:29 PM (0ogQG)

315 Both teams have Ridleys.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 09:30 PM (+lOpA)

316 Both teams have Ridleys.


They're brothers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:30 PM (WbIyz)

317 Since it's officially a home game, is Uga there?

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:31 PM (BE/BS)

318 313 I take it the NAACP white-shirts + signs protest failed.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2018 09:29 PM (QCX64)

Local ABC affiliate reported that there were 100 of them.

Black unemployment is at record breaking lows. The rest of the protesters couldn't get the afternoon off from work.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 09:31 PM (CoPKD)

319 Since it's officially a home game, is Uga there?


I saw him earlier.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:31 PM (WbIyz)

320 >>>She died doing what she loved.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 09:24 PM (+lOpA)<<<

Going down?

Posted by: the Moron in Black at January 08, 2018 09:32 PM (wiLVK)

321 317 Since it's officially a home game, is Uga there?
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:31 PM (BE/BS)

Uga Chaka?

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

322 Geaux, Tigers!

Posted by: Ed at January 08, 2018 09:33 PM (/+i2B)

323 Both teams have Ridleys.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 09:30 PM (+lOpA)


Oh? Yes. Quite.

But, did either Ridley make two godawful prequels to the movie "Alien" thus trashing their own reputation?

No, they did not.


I believe we know who just won this battle, don't we?

Posted by: Ridley Scott at January 08, 2018 09:33 PM (9q7Dl)

324
If your gonna hang your thai hooker over the balcony while you bang her, you better have strong arms.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 09:33 PM (r+sAi)

325 fucking three and out again.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:35 PM (WbIyz)

326 She died doing what she loved.
Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 09:24 PM (+lOpA)

Bangkok?

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 09:35 PM (bwN1x)

327 A rugby hooker???

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2018 09:35 PM (QCX64)

328 Going down?
Posted by: the Moron in Black at January 08, 2018 09:32 PM (wiLVK)



I don't. It was something extravagant(?).

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 09:35 PM (+lOpA)

329
>>>Both teams have Ridleys.
They're brothers.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:30 PM (WbIyz)<<<




I!


See!


Two!


Rideleys!!!

Posted by: Capt. Picard at January 08, 2018 09:36 PM (wiLVK)

330 I don't (know)

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 09:36 PM (+lOpA)

331
Roseanne Barr enters the super heavyweight division for dem prez nomination.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 09:36 PM (r+sAi)

332 One night in Bangkok and the call girls tumble

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:36 PM (BE/BS)

333 This will come down to who has the better Ridley.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 09:37 PM (+lOpA)

334 If your gonna hang your thai hooker over the balcony while you bang her, you better have strong arms.

Guess he got his moment of release.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2018 09:37 PM (cW490)

335 All that extravagant sex left her feeling flat.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2018 09:37 PM (9q7Dl)

336 GA MVP is whatever coach told Hurts not to pull the ball down and run.

As timid a first half as I've seen out of that kid this year

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 08, 2018 09:37 PM (fiGNd)

337 Bama seems to be getting more penalties than usual tonight

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:39 PM (BE/BS)

338 I'd like to watch the Georgia Homer version of this game but the picture isn't as good

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:40 PM (BE/BS)

339 More of a frustrated Alabama Offense, brah.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:40 PM (WbIyz)

340 Roseanne Barr enters the super heavyweight division for dem prez nomination.

Might as well throw in Rosie O'Donnell just to confuse it a little.

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2018 09:40 PM (nisXv)

341 Going down?
Posted by: the Moron in Black at January 08, 2018 09:32 PM (wiLVK)



Love in a elevator, livin' it while I'm Going down....

Posted by: Aerosmith at January 08, 2018 09:41 PM (peJQi)

342 Stay close guys and make some damn adjustments at the half.

First off, make some first downs on offense.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:41 PM (WbIyz)

343 Mark of the really fvcking stupid beast.

KPRC 2 Houston@KPRC2
Man with Social Security tattoo on forehead wanted by Houston police after numerous robberies

http://bit.ly/2mfdolN

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 09:42 PM (+y/Ru)

344 Good news, bachelors -- Lena Dunham has split from her boyfriend and is back on the market.

I'll leave the whale lamp-light on for ya.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2018 09:43 PM (0ogQG)

345 Yuge penalty

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:44 PM (BE/BS)

346 What a fucking idiot penalty to take.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 09:44 PM (dxyQV)

347 Logprof --- Georgia Homer?
Clemson 1981 Nat Champ QB was Homer Davis from.....Georgia! Yay! Not Anthens though, I think Augusta?

Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2018 09:44 PM (zLDYs)

348 TD Dawgs!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:44 PM (BE/BS)

349 GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 09:45 PM (CoPKD)

350 I'm embarrassed by that penalty.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:45 PM (WbIyz)

351 KC was up 21-3 against Tennessee at the half. Lost 22-21.

Things can happen.

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 09:45 PM (bwN1x)

352 If he'd have just used a rope with his Thai hooker, I'm sure things would've been just fine.

Posted by: zombie David Carradine at January 08, 2018 09:46 PM (wiLVK)

353 All right, enjoying the homercast. Herschel is color commenting.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:46 PM (BE/BS)

354 Love in a elevator, livin' it while I'm Going down....
----
And then you get off.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2018 09:46 PM (QCX64)

355
Good news, bachelors -- Lena Dunham has split from her boyfriend and is back on the market.

You mean, like mitosis?

*crazed cackle*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2018 09:46 PM (XiIfk)

356 Dawgs score in less than one minute.

Posted by: Traveling Man at January 08, 2018 09:46 PM (R5lpX)

357 In depth with CNN.

Brian Stelter@brianstelter
She promotes Weight Watchers. He loves McDonalds. Here's my look at Winfrey and Trump from tonight's @OutFrontCNN

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 09:46 PM (+y/Ru)

358 Allright, I gotta go to other tv to watch the game. Later.

Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2018 09:46 PM (zLDYs)

359 Difference in this game is the QBs ... Hurts playing tight and 'Bama staff doesn't really trust him anyway. Fromm is off the chain.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 08, 2018 09:47 PM (fiGNd)

360 Boom!

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 09:47 PM (g4lFK)

361 Saban needs to chew some ass.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:47 PM (WbIyz)

362 357: she OWNS weightwatchers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 08, 2018 09:47 PM (KP5rU)

363 357 In depth with CNN.

Brian Stelter@brianstelter
She promotes Weight Watchers. He loves McDonalds. Here's my look at Winfrey and Trump from tonight's @OutFrontCNN
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 09:46 PM (+y/Ru)

My God. My high school newspaper had higher standards than this.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 09:47 PM (NWiLs)

364 Man with Social Security tattoo on forehead
------
Obama's number?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2018 09:47 PM (QCX64)

365 Anyone on the Georgia team yell Fuck Trump?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 08, 2018 09:47 PM (2DOZq)

366 KC was up 21-3 against Tennessee at the half. Lost 22-21.

Things can happen.
Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 09:45 PM (bwN1x)

TIME OUT!!!!!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 08, 2018 09:48 PM (BE/BS)

367 244 Why would anyone want a basketball court at a presidential library?
Posted by: IC at January 08, 2018 09:05 PM (4EkDN)


Because the most reading Obama ever did was the ticker on ESPN.

Posted by: Semper Why at January 08, 2018 09:48 PM (WjuiC)

368
Shouldn't that be she is fat and he is not analysis.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 09:48 PM (r+sAi)

369
What kinda halftime talk is Saban gonna give?

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 08, 2018 09:48 PM (4DCSq)

370 I'm a bit surprised. Alabama dominated Clemson and Georgia was in a shoot out with Oklahoma. Figured it would be 13-0 Bama. I don't have a dog in this fight but Go Dawg's!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2018 09:49 PM (peJQi)

371 Halftime Sybian > halftime Saban

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 09:49 PM (NWiLs)

372 Bama is flustered. Very unBama like.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 09:49 PM (g4lFK)

373 Down less than 2 TD usually feels okay to me, even in the 4th quarter against Auburn I believed, but this one does not. The Alabama offense is sucking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:49 PM (WbIyz)

374 Halftime show with elbows:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkPbF846Yjk

Posted by: scottst at January 08, 2018 09:50 PM (mDrEG)

375 369
What kinda halftime talk is Saban gonna give?
Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 08, 2018 09:48 PM (4DCSq)

Doubt there'll be much talking.

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 09:50 PM (bwN1x)

376 313 I take it the NAACP white-shirts + signs protest failed.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2018 09:29 PM (QCX64)

I was thinking the same thing. They are not playing like they normally do.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 09:50 PM (CoPKD)

377 What kinda halftime talk is Saban gonna give?


Huge. The best.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 09:50 PM (+lOpA)

378 This morning they were saying on Fox that the NAACP was urging spectators to wave white towels when Trump came out to show that liberal snowflakes make a blizzard. Cute, but I doubt there are enough snowflakes at a Alabama-Georgia game to make a blizzard. It's not like Trump is at a soccer game in San Francisco.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 08, 2018 09:50 PM (62n4d)

379 Good game so far. S-E-C, S-E-C !!

Posted by: Blacksheep at January 08, 2018 09:50 PM (eurcn)

380 SEC fans, credit The Donald for getting me to watch this game.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:51 PM (BE/BS)

381 Which illiterate dindus are winning?

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 08, 2018 09:51 PM (8vRB4)

382 372 Bama is flustered. Very unBama like.


I was thinking the same thing. They are not playing like they normally do.

Don't know what happened last time. Oopsie!

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 09:51 PM (CoPKD)

383
never dis Trump, it comes back to bite you.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 09:51 PM (r+sAi)

384 369
What kinda halftime talk is Saban gonna give?
Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 08, 2018 09:48 PM (4DCSq)

You should not have dissed Trump before the game started. That always ends up bad. Maybe he will forgive us. Go out there and play hard anyway.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 08, 2018 09:51 PM (2DOZq)

385 What kinda halftime talk is Saban gonna give?
Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 08, 2018 09:48 PM (4DCSq)

You gotta play football like Ed Generro played football! A guy who gave his life for this football team. He was a 140-pound halfback, and HE PLAYED LIKE A GODDAMN WILDMAN! NO! LIKE A GODDAMN RAMPAGING BEAST! And that's the way you got to do it! YOU GO OUT THERE! YOU TEAR THEIR FUCKING HEADS OFF, AND YOU SHIT DOWN THEIR NECKS! Let us pray.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 09:51 PM (NWiLs)

386 never dis Trump, it comes back to bite you.


Word.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:51 PM (WbIyz)

387 Scarboro is no Derrick Henry.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:52 PM (WbIyz)

388 Anyone on the Georgia team yell Fuck Trump?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 08, 2018 09:47 PM (2DOZq)

Hell no.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 09:52 PM (g4lFK)

389 367
244 Why would anyone want a basketball court at a presidential library?

Because no one with any sense would go near that neighborhood in Chicago and the people who live there aren't big readers? That's as polite as I can put it.

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2018 09:52 PM (nisXv)

390 Black Panther trailer 3 is supposed to debut during this game. In film trailers "third times the charm" is usually true.

Posted by: Max Power at January 08, 2018 09:52 PM (q177U)

391 Crimson tide. You know.

A tide that is crimson.

With an elephant, obviously.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 09:52 PM (+lOpA)

392 384
never dis Trump, it comes back to bite you.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 09:51 PM (r+sAi)

This kind of mind meld that happens at aos scares me sometime.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 08, 2018 09:53 PM (2DOZq)

393
Bama player disses Trump. Bama now in Pit of Misery. Dilly, dilly!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2018 09:53 PM (+wnqK)

394 We are winning throwing the ball and not with the run. True Freshman. Incredible.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 09:53 PM (g4lFK)

395 This kind of mind meld that happens at aos scares me sometime.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 08, 2018 09:53 PM (2DOZq)

Well, we share one brain.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 09:54 PM (CoPKD)

396 Roll tide?

Posted by: ghost of kari #thankyoujohnekdahl at January 08, 2018 09:54 PM (eY/ez)

397 Despite Oprah, Brian Potato Head doesn't look like he has been to a Weight Watchers meeting any time lately

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 08, 2018 09:54 PM (62n4d)

398 Nfl playoff ratings down 11.5% vs last year.

Keep kneeling assholes

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 08, 2018 09:55 PM (8vRB4)

399 You gotta play football like Ed Generro played football! A guy who gave his life for this football team. He was a 140-pound halfback, and HE PLAYED LIKE A GODDAMN WILDMAN! NO! LIKE A GODDAMN RAMPAGING BEAST! And that's the way you got to do it! YOU GO OUT THERE! YOU TEAR THEIR FUCKING HEADS OFF, AND YOU SHIT DOWN THEIR NECKS! Let us pray.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 09:51 PM (NWiLs)

--One of the best halftime talks ever. Or was it pre-game?

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:55 PM (BE/BS)

400 It's a good thing the Big Tenteen didn't get invited to this extravaganza. That would have been a snoozer.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 08, 2018 09:56 PM (T1c3o)

401 WHHHHYYYYY?????

Posted by: Nancy Kerrigan at January 08, 2018 09:57 PM (dxyQV)

402 What was the reaction to trump? Boor or cheers? I didnt see it on tv

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 08, 2018 09:57 PM (8vRB4)

403 Who did UFC beat worse? Georgia or Alabama?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 08, 2018 09:57 PM (2DOZq)

404 Nothing wrong with knees. Now I know that all of those Alabama girls--dressed up like hookers by the hundreds in all those spangles---are nice and wholesome girls. But those costumes have a distinct whiff of New Orleans bordello.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 08, 2018 09:57 PM (Sda6L)

405 --One of the best halftime talks ever. Or was it pre-game?
Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 09:55 PM (BE/BS)

Halftime. Coach Wally Rig. I love Necessary Roughness.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 09:57 PM (NWiLs)

406 I kind of want to see Tagovailoa in the 2nd half.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:57 PM (WbIyz)

407 But Saban isn't going there.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:58 PM (WbIyz)

408 They just previewed the new "Roseanne".. it's the same fucking show 20 years later? How creative!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2018 09:58 PM (5tSKk)

409 Well, we share one brain.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 09:54 PM (CoPKD)
---
Horde Hive Mind FTW!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 08, 2018 09:58 PM (khHmL)

410 Wait, a Bama player dissed PDT? Dude, very bad juju

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2018 09:58 PM (lIxPD)

411 I kind of want to see Tagovailoa in the 2nd half.<<<<

or boobs. boobs would be nice.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 09:58 PM (r+sAi)

412 Who the hell is this? They could not get a singer?

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2018 09:59 PM (lIxPD)

413 Yikes.

Time has not been kind to Tanya Harding.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2018 09:59 PM (9q7Dl)

414 Who the hell is Kendrick Lamar???

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2018 09:59 PM (5tSKk)

415 What was the reaction to trump? Boor or cheers? I didnt see it on tv
Posted by: #neverskankles at January 08, 2018 09:57 PM (8vRB4)

--Cheers! Bigly.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 10:00 PM (BE/BS)

416 Does the winner have to play UCF?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2018 10:00 PM (/tuJf)

417 Da fuq

Switches to Cartoon Network

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 10:00 PM (bwN1x)

418 Nice lyrics Kendrick Lamar and Disney. Good Lord.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 10:00 PM (g4lFK)

419 Wow, so this "performance" is kind of terrible.

Posted by: T at January 08, 2018 10:00 PM (MmeCn)

420 I hope this is short

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2018 10:00 PM (5tSKk)

421 Wow.

This is some lame-ass rap.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2018 10:00 PM (9q7Dl)

422 344 Good news, bachelors -- Lena Dunham has split from her boyfriend and is back on the market.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2018 09:43 PM (0ogQG)
---------------------------
But, but that can't be.
He promised to marry her as soon as there was "marriage equality" throughout the land. I assumed they were planning the wedding the last couple of years.

Maybe they came to blows over the color scheme.
Or maybe he decided they had to wait until there was "marriage equality" throughout the whole world. The galaxy!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 08, 2018 10:01 PM (0jtPF)

423 Well...that. was....


something.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 10:01 PM (dxyQV)

424 304 Honestly, Lord love him but Jalen Hurts is no better after 12 more games than he was against Clemson last year.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:26 PM (WbIyz)

------

Uh, he's not much better than his first game.

Posted by: MAGA at January 08, 2018 10:01 PM (LnOh3)

425 If you want to skip the music, ESPN 2 has the talking heads

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 10:01 PM (BE/BS)

426 >>Who the hell is Kendrick Lamar???

One of Obama's favorites. Had him to the White House multiple times.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2018 10:02 PM (/tuJf)

427 Terrible lip singing as well. Terrible. Sad.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 10:02 PM (g4lFK)

428 But, but that can't be.

He promised to marry her as soon as there was "marriage equality"
throughout the land. I assumed they were planning the wedding the last
couple of years.



Maybe they came to blows over the color scheme.

Or maybe he decided they had to wait until there was "marriage equality" throughout the whole world. The galaxy!



Posted by: Margarita DeVille
.............
or.. maybe the "beard" agreement expired..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2018 10:02 PM (5tSKk)

429 I take great pride in that I have no idea who this guy is. He's not Dire Straits.

409 They just previewed the new "Roseanne".. it's the same fucking show 20 years later? How creative!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

[br
Ooo, but they are going to have a boy dressed as a girl!! All edgy and shit!

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2018 10:02 PM (peJQi)

430 Saban needs to chew some ass.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 09:47 PM (WbIyz)


Saban needs to hire McElwain back.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 08, 2018 10:02 PM (fiGNd)

431 This's a boring game.

In my DNA!

My rapping's really lame.

In my DNA!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2018 10:02 PM (9q7Dl)

432 Herschel Walker is a big Trump fan. That and the fact that the Alabama a hole screamed f Trump makes me want Georgia to win

What an obnoxious half time performer

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 08, 2018 10:03 PM (62n4d)

433 KRS One weeps.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 10:03 PM (dxyQV)

434 Saban needs to go apologize to Trump for his player. Alabama will then go on to tie the game and the game can start fresh.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 08, 2018 10:03 PM (2DOZq)

435
Whatever happened to the good old marching band halftimes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 10:04 PM (r+sAi)

436
Yay! A rap halftime show.

Coulda, shouda left the sound up to hear the Trump rap.

Nah!...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 08, 2018 10:04 PM (4DCSq)

437 Hurts standing in the pocket or running side to side just ain't his game. Either let him get it out quick, throw it deep, or just pull the damn ball down and run.

I think 'Bama screwed 'Bama in the first half.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 08, 2018 10:04 PM (fiGNd)

438 If you want to skip the music, ESPN 2 has the talking heads

Bless you. I was just about to gouge out my ear drums.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 10:04 PM (WbIyz)

439 I can't lip-sync.

In my DNA!

My rap stinks!

In my DNA!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2018 10:05 PM (9q7Dl)

440 Who screamed f Trump? An Alabama player?

Posted by: Abby at January 08, 2018 10:05 PM (Mj20n)

441 My wish for brevity has not been granted..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2018 10:05 PM (5tSKk)

442 >>>If you want to skip the music, ESPN 2 has the talking heads

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 10:01 PM (BE/BS)<<<

Ok, but what about people who don't want any music?

**starts playing Burning Down the House**

Posted by: Talking Heads at January 08, 2018 10:05 PM (wiLVK)

443 Alabama meltdown on Finebaum show.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 10:05 PM (g4lFK)

444 Yes, Abby.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 08, 2018 10:05 PM (62n4d)

445 Herschel Walker is a big Trump fan. That and the fact that the Alabama a hole screamed f Trump makes me want Georgia to win

What an obnoxious half time performer
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 08, 2018 10:03 PM (62n4d)

--ESPN2 has the Dawgs homer cast if you want a Georgia slant.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 10:06 PM (BE/BS)

446 YOU GO OUT THERE! YOU TEAR THEIR FUCKING HEADS OFF, AND YOU SHIT DOWN THEIR NECKS! Let us pray.

So you have been a few team half time meetings, Insomniac. I was in a couple high school locker rooms where I thought the coach was going to stroke out.

Posted by: lurking grandma at January 08, 2018 10:06 PM (sujqA)

447 That was bad.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2018 10:07 PM (peJQi)

448 Ok, but what about people who don't want any music?

**starts playing Burning Down the House**


Posted by: Talking Heads
...........
actually.. I am on a laptop and watching it with closed caption only.. my wife is watching TV in the next room.. so I mercifully could not hear it but had to endure the lame lyrics.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2018 10:08 PM (5tSKk)

449 Rather watch marching bands at half time than whatever ESPN is showing now from the parking lot.

Posted by: Cosda at January 08, 2018 10:08 PM (Anxvm)

450 For once can UGA get credit for beating the team instead of the other team blowing it? Every game this year.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 10:08 PM (g4lFK)

451 This looks way better than the first Space Traders.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 10:08 PM (dxyQV)

452 Shit, I feel sorry for millennial. They think that shitty rap is good music

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 08, 2018 10:09 PM (62n4d)

453 Yay, another superhero movie.

Looks like crap.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2018 10:09 PM (peJQi)

454 Great. And now the trailer for Black Panther. I wonder if the title character will spend half the movie getting coked up and beating the crap out of his sidekicks.

Posted by: T at January 08, 2018 10:09 PM (MmeCn)

455 Because no one with any sense would go near that neighborhood in Chicago and the people who live there aren't big readers? That's as polite as I can put it.
Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2018 09:52

LOL, now I remember you lived in IL. Be well fellow oppressed IL patriot.

Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2018 10:10 PM (yJ1e6)

456 Wow.. Black Panther looks like it will last 1/2 a week in the theaters..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2018 10:10 PM (5tSKk)

457 Same as last week, ESPNews channel (not ESPN I, II, III) has very interesting broadcast. Six head coaches watching the game live and commenting, bantering back and forth on play calling, etc. Lots of talk about A-gap this, B-gap that, etc.

Head coaches from Ole Miss, Northwestern, Okla. State, Texas A&M, Duke, and Colo. State. Plus some ESPN guy moderating.

You don't get the bells and whistles of the other broadcasts, but interesting stuff.

Posted by: Hands at January 08, 2018 10:10 PM (EzdLW)

458 With any luck Bama is uploading the new plays directly into Hurts brain ala Matrix.

Posted by: MAGA at January 08, 2018 10:10 PM (LnOh3)

459
Saban needs to go apologize to Trump for his player.

S: "Excellency, the boy is young and untamed. Pray, forgive the blasphemy and let my team score."

T: "You coulda elected Moore, but no. Sad! Get outta here."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2018 10:10 PM (B5JSz)

460 Put Lena Dunham in as an Alabama RB.

Nobody wants to tackle that.

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 10:10 PM (bwN1x)

461 I'm surprised Aaron Murray had such a forgettable NFL career.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 10:10 PM (BE/BS)

462 Because no one with any sense would go near that
neighborhood in Chicago and the people who live there aren't big
readers? That's as polite as I can put it.

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2018 09:52



LOL, now I remember you lived in IL. Be well fellow oppressed IL patriot.



Posted by: Farmer

..............
That neighborhood has been somewhat gentrified.. but roam a couple blocks outside it and you are toast.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2018 10:11 PM (5tSKk)

463 S: "Excellency, the boy is young and untamed. Pray, forgive the blasphemy and let my team score."

T: "You coulda elected Moore, but no. Sad! Get outta here."



10/10

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 10:11 PM (+lOpA)

464 Alabama player who yelled f&@k Trump was Runningback Bo Scarborough. Breitbart has video they were in the tunnel going to the locker room after warm ups.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 08, 2018 10:12 PM (bw/1x)

465 TUA!

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 10:13 PM (WbIyz)

466 All those 'bama cheeleaders and majorettes with the scarlett letter "A" on their chests. What must the ladies have done to deserve that?

Posted by: Nathanial Hawthorne at January 08, 2018 10:13 PM (EzdLW)

467 Will Alabama break out the Triple Lindy in the 2nd half?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 08, 2018 10:13 PM (T1c3o)

468 Wow Hurts got benched.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 10:13 PM (BE/BS)

469 Alabama player who yelled f&@k Trump was Runningback Bo Scarborough. Breitbart has video they were in the tunnel going to the locker room after warm ups.

How can you tell?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 10:13 PM (WbIyz)

470 Nothing

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 10:14 PM (bwN1x)

471 Put Lena Dunham in as an Alabama RB.

-
Or a wide receiver. Well, at least she's got the wide part down.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now On the Gorilla Channel at January 08, 2018 10:14 PM (+y/Ru)

472 And let's run Tua.

Posted by: MAGA at January 08, 2018 10:14 PM (LnOh3)

473 Uh oh already with the Mariota comparisons.

A bit early for that

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 10:15 PM (BE/BS)

474 Quit being a girl, Jonah.

Rub some dirt on it and get back in there.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 10:15 PM (dxyQV)

475 #3 on Georgia's D has been all over the place tonight.

Posted by: Hands at January 08, 2018 10:15 PM (EzdLW)

476 Juuuust a bit Offside.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 10:16 PM (dxyQV)

477 That didn't look offsides.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2018 10:16 PM (/tuJf)

478 He wasn't offside at all, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 10:16 PM (dxyQV)

479 That didn't look off sides.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 10:17 PM (BE/BS)

480 Put Lena Dunham in as an Alabama RB.

Flag 15yds for unsportsmanlike conduct

Posted by: Jean at January 08, 2018 10:17 PM (yM/Yl)

481 Ooooh....Bama got lucky there.

That was not offsides.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 10:17 PM (+lOpA)

482
Nay, not offside.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2018 10:18 PM (B5JSz)

483 #3 on Georgia's D has been all over the place tonight.

Roquan Smith likely high draft pick.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 10:18 PM (+lOpA)

484
It was offsides.

Posted by: That Ref at January 08, 2018 10:18 PM (r+sAi)

485 I hate that after tonight, I have to wait 8 months for football.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 10:19 PM (WbIyz)

486 Lena Dunham is blimpworthy.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 10:19 PM (BE/BS)

487 Bama moved.

Posted by: MAGA at January 08, 2018 10:20 PM (LnOh3)

488 He was triggered!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2018 10:20 PM (/tuJf)

489 8 I hate that after tonight, I have to wait 8 months for football.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 10:19 PM (WbIyz)

--Except for the exhibition stuff like Senior Bowl.

But God did give us hockey.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 10:21 PM (BE/BS)

490 463 Put Lena Dunham in as an Alabama RB.

Nobody wants to tackle that.
Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 10:10 PM (bwN1x)
----------------------------
She'd probably eat the football while taking a poop on the field.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 08, 2018 10:22 PM (0jtPF)

491 >>I hate that after tonight, I have to wait 8 months for football.



Who cares?


Hockey!

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 10:22 PM (dxyQV)

492
Timeout!

Posted by: Andy Reid at January 08, 2018 10:23 PM (r+sAi)

493 Dawgs are getting screwed by the officials

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 10:23 PM (BE/BS)

494 re. Lena :


The Toilet Cake Bowl

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 10:23 PM (dxyQV)

495 463 Put Lena Dunham in as an Alabama RB.

No grazing on the field.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 10:23 PM (CoPKD)

496 >>Dawgs are getting screwed by the officials

So you're saying they are screwing the pooches?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2018 10:24 PM (/tuJf)

497 Timeout!
Posted by: Andy Reid at January 08, 2018 10:23 PM (r+sAi)



heh heh

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 10:24 PM (+lOpA)

498 Lena must be a joy to be around these days.


Lucky bastard doesn't know how lucky he is.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 10:25 PM (+lOpA)

499 LOL, now I remember you lived in IL. Be well fellow oppressed IL patriot.

I'm in Crook County, but west not south, thank goodness. The mob always collects their juice!

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2018 10:26 PM (nisXv)

500 Wow, Tua's got a cannon.

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 10:27 PM (BE/BS)

501 Ref doesn't even have the down right

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 10:28 PM (BE/BS)

502 I sense a transfer in Hurts's future

Posted by: logprof at January 08, 2018 10:29 PM (BE/BS)

503 Is it getting chippy yet ?

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 10:29 PM (bwN1x)

504 TD TUA!

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 10:30 PM (WbIyz)

505 Uh oh

TD Alabama

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 10:30 PM (CoPKD)

506 Somebody set Bama on fire!

Posted by: MAGA at January 08, 2018 10:30 PM (LnOh3)

507
Where's this kid been all season?!?

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 08, 2018 10:31 PM (4DCSq)

508 The refs are from the Big Ten. Those of us from the Big Ten can assure you they are incompetent.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 08, 2018 10:31 PM (bw/1x)

509 What a drive!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2018 10:31 PM (5tSKk)

510
Tua makes it a game.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 10:31 PM (r+sAi)

511 Whoo whooo....somebody made a nasty change Hurts' Wiki page.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 10:32 PM (+lOpA)

512 Tua has shown some Manziel earlier this year. That is, the ability to throw to a receiver he can't see just because he knows where he is supposed to be.

Now we need a stop and we can be back in this game.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 10:33 PM (WbIyz)

513 Alabama just needed the refs to get their heads in the game.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2018 10:33 PM (/tuJf)

514 Missed face mask.

Picked up flag on a offensive hold.

SMFH.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 10:35 PM (g4lFK)

515 Tua's passer rating is 202.7

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 10:35 PM (bwN1x)

516 That neighborhood has been gentrified.. but roam a couple blocks outside it and you are toast.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2018 10:11

My wife's family grew up on the South Side. Some where around 76th and Kregier. It's a no go zone now I'm told.

Grandpa was buried somewhere near there, that is a no go zone also.

I think this is all close to where Michele grew up. Why did they ignore the situation there when in in the WH?

Posted by: Farmer at January 08, 2018 10:35 PM (yJ1e6)

517 Dammit. Great pass for the answer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 10:37 PM (WbIyz)

518 TD GA

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 10:38 PM (CoPKD)

519 That Fromm kid tho.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 10:38 PM (+lOpA)

520
I think this is all close to where Michele grew up. Why did they ignore the situation there when in in the WH?



Posted by: Farmer
..........
"they" didn't ignore it.. they fostered it.. it is the only way Dems stay in power.. Trump has done more for blacks in one year than all those assholes have done in 40 years.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2018 10:38 PM (5tSKk)

521
Big Bomb.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 10:39 PM (r+sAi)

522 I guess the refs got the message: keep the inbred hicks in the game.

Are you on delay?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 10:39 PM (WbIyz)

523 That young student athlete is fast.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2018 10:40 PM (/tuJf)

524 "Scholar athlete" sounds even more ironic.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 10:42 PM (+lOpA)

525 Boom!

*wipes brow*

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 10:42 PM (g4lFK)

526 Oops. Fd up and gave ga a call.

I assumed that was the inbreds you meant.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 10:42 PM (WbIyz)

527 INT

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 10:43 PM (dxyQV)

528 Ouch.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 10:43 PM (WbIyz)

529
OK, I'm outta here!

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 08, 2018 10:44 PM (4DCSq)

530 Hey retard coach. Stay on the f'ing sideline.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 10:44 PM (+lOpA)

531 I wonder who Tua was throwing to. Ridley had his back to him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 10:44 PM (WbIyz)

532 oh fer cripes sakes...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2018 10:45 PM (5tSKk)

533
I am seeing a 1 point AL win based on this score.

or 27 point GA win.

My crystal ball is cloudy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 10:45 PM (r+sAi)

534 I think this is all close to where Michele grew up. Why did they ignore the situation there when in in the WH?

Not sure where Kregier is but Englewood is around 63rd and Halsted and it's the murder capital of Chicago. I thought that was the pretend "Bronco Bama's hood" and has his home around there now.

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2018 10:47 PM (nisXv)

535 This game is going to go late.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 10:47 PM (WbIyz)

536
I'm gonna go ahead and guess Jb is a GA fan.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 10:47 PM (r+sAi)

537 These tv timeouts are bullshit.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 10:47 PM (g4lFK)

538 The Dawgs last game went into double overtime.

Posted by: ALH at January 08, 2018 10:48 PM (CoPKD)

539 I'm gonna go ahead and guess Jb is a GA fan.


I'm going with asshole.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 10:48 PM (WbIyz)

540
I like when the fat boys run with the ball.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 10:49 PM (r+sAi)

541 After 3 failed.marriages I know what it's like to be replaced

Posted by: Terry Bradshaw at January 08, 2018 10:51 PM (bwN1x)

542 You're playing for 2nd place.

And you guys are at home.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 10:52 PM (WbIyz)

543 Alabama Right Tackle is getting smoked.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 10:52 PM (g4lFK)

544 How is 48 not ejected for that?

Posted by: Hands at January 08, 2018 10:54 PM (EzdLW)

545 Bama losing their cool.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 10:54 PM (+lOpA)

546
Wow 48 should be off the team for going after the coach.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 10:56 PM (r+sAi)

547 Saban needs to send 48 to the tunnel. He was going after a coach.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 10:56 PM (g4lFK)

548 You're watching the game, on TV, after losing to a AAC team.

Anyways, I'm done responding to your loser ass.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 10:56 PM (WbIyz)

549 Getting too chippy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 10:57 PM (WbIyz)

550
I can't believe 30 didn't get called too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 10:58 PM (r+sAi)

551 That's a banning.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 10:58 PM (+lOpA)

552 >>Aww. Poor little sore loser redneck inbred hick. Give your daughter a pump for me, would you?

Easy.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2018 10:59 PM (/tuJf)

553 A bit too much excitement on the Alabama bench.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 11:01 PM (WbIyz)

554 Refs are allowing Bama to get away with personal fouls.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:02 PM (g4lFK)

555 Saban recruited low character players both times when he was at Michigan State. Looks like he has a couple on this team, too.

Posted by: F.N.G. at January 08, 2018 11:05 PM (kiSdp)

556 Crimson Tide? Roll Tide? All I can think of is Hans Zimmer's score for the movie Crimson Tide. One of the cuts was titled Roll Tide.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 08, 2018 11:11 PM (T3JzS)

557 Just imagine if Tua had taken half the snaps this season.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 11:15 PM (WbIyz)

558 Throw a flag once on the holds in the 2nd half. Good Lord.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:19 PM (g4lFK)

559 FG UA

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 11:22 PM (WbIyz)

560 Need a stop now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 11:23 PM (WbIyz)

561 I see overtime coming.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2018 11:28 PM (V2Yro)

562 Ol Bama 48 was channeling a little Night Train Lane on that kickoff tackle.....

Dawgs gettin away from the play callin that got them the lead......

Bama ball.......time for Mr. 3 Smith to make a play......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 11:29 PM (JGzeX)

563 Playing not to lose. Unreal.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:32 PM (g4lFK)

564 I just wonder where Bama QB Jalen Hurts transfers too......
Only a true soph.....but......He ain't starting Bama QB no more.......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 11:33 PM (JGzeX)

565 The officials WANT overtime.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2018 11:34 PM (V2Yro)

566 What a fucking joke call.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:35 PM (g4lFK)

567 You right Monk.......

Kirby's killer instinct ain't there quite yet.......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 11:36 PM (JGzeX)

568 NCAA and ESPN want overtime.....and the Big Ten officials got the message loud and clear in their meetings........

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 11:37 PM (JGzeX)

569 Now we need another stop.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at January 08, 2018 11:39 PM (WbIyz)

570 Keep Bama in the game calls all fuckin night......

But......give credit where it's do......Bama 20-Dawgs 20.......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 11:39 PM (JGzeX)

571 Here's sumthin for you football geeks.....

Notice how Fromm and Hawai 2.0 go through their progressions.......as fuckin FRESHMAN!!!!!!!!!

Truly Impressive......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 11:41 PM (JGzeX)

572 Refs have been reeking havok in the 2nd half.

No excuse in the Cheney play calling but Jeepers we are getting fucked by the refs.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:42 PM (g4lFK)

573 Goddammit........

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 11:43 PM (JGzeX)

574 Fromm choked away that series.

Game changed when Georgia got the great interception, and then lost the ball the very next play.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2018 11:44 PM (V2Yro)

575 Mr. Smith time.......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 11:44 PM (JGzeX)

576 On que...... Roquan.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 11:45 PM (JGzeX)

577 NOW THEY CALL A FUCKIN FACEMASK!!!!

Granted....he tackled him by the facemask.....fuck.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 11:47 PM (JGzeX)

578 Wellllll........fuck.

Maybe the Dawgs got one last blocked FG in the tank.....

Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 08, 2018 11:49 PM (JGzeX)

579 The absolute state of being a UGA fan.

This fucking game.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:53 PM (g4lFK)

580 The sponsors DEMANDED overtime!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2018 11:55 PM (V2Yro)

581 I had no idea that a clothes line to the neck for a tackle was legal. Who knew?


Frick these refs. Yeah Cheney blew it with play calls but the refs changed the fucking game with one sided calls and no calls.

Fuck!

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:55 PM (g4lFK)

582 Holy cow! He hooked the field goal!

Posted by: Delayna at January 08, 2018 11:56 PM (KNFU5)

583 Point-blank range and you MISS?!

Posted by: T at January 08, 2018 11:56 PM (MmeCn)

584 Oh my god.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:56 PM (g4lFK)

585
Are you shitting me?!?

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 08, 2018 11:56 PM (4DCSq)

586 I'm sorry, Nick. Your money's no good here anymore.

Posted by: Satan at January 08, 2018 11:57 PM (MmeCn)

587 Why not Michel!!!!

Posted by: Monk at January 09, 2018 12:03 AM (g4lFK)

588 HotRod!

Posted by: Monk at January 09, 2018 12:04 AM (g4lFK)

589 What a finish!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 09, 2018 12:05 AM (uDcBt)

590
Holy Crap!!!!

Posted by: Spun and Murky at January 09, 2018 12:05 AM (4DCSq)

591 600!!!!

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 12:06 AM (+lOpA)

592 crap

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 12:06 AM (+lOpA)

593 You can't ask for more than that. That was spectacular. Great game by all!

Posted by: Fritz at January 09, 2018 12:07 AM (bJ0w+)

594 Good game.


Chippy. Refs played a part which is bad.

Posted by: eleven at January 09, 2018 12:07 AM (+lOpA)

595 The absolute state of bleeding red and black.

Is. This. Game.

Posted by: Monk at January 09, 2018 12:09 AM (g4lFK)

596 RTR!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 09, 2018 12:14 AM (UJJCx)

597 My Saban hate still fueled by the burning of a thousand suns.
Will no one rid us of this meddlesome team?

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at January 09, 2018 12:31 AM (PHxng)

598 RTR! Have say I thought it was over but Coach Sabine lulled it off. In a clutch I think he is better than the Bear and I was there during Bears Musso years.

Posted by: Unclezeb Alabama Alum at January 09, 2018 01:24 AM (TElEC)

599 Oh, man: how many of those knees were pointed high in the air tonight, as Georgia consolation prizes?

And isn't Alabama called "The Crimson" Tide because all the players prayed their cheerleader/girlfriends would eventually get their periods??

Posted by: Noam Sayen at January 09, 2018 01:28 AM (Fyouh)

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