The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition

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When they put mirrors in the enclosure some of the stupider monkeys look at themselves for a short while, but then get bored with it and go back to doing important work, like grooming each other and throwing poo at the tourists.

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The latest innovation to pique our attention is the ‘selfieccino,’ which is created at The Tea Terrace in House of Fraser department store on Oxford Street in London. It allows customers to have an image of themselves or a message “printed” in the foam of a cup of coffee, and the results are truly eye-catching.

You can literally drink your face off with this 'selfieccino' in London
Yes..."eye-catching," if you are a self-absorbed, narcissistic millenial whose attention span is measured in milliseconds and whose only coherent thoughts revolve around pleasure and self.

Id. Ego. Super ego. Come on folks, try to move up the ladder a bit.

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Owen Benjamin Rant - Get God, Get a Baby, and Shut Up

I don't agree completely, but he makes some good points, and damn! He can rant!

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Talk Show Host, Entrepreneur, Businesswoman, Philanthropist, Pimp

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Nah, Oprah didn't know. She had no idea! But she will fight the rapist patriarchy for all of us! And you will all be heard, because your thoughts are important. And new cars for everyone!

Somebody said this yesterday, and I am stealing it. There are only two options in Hollywood, and neither are flattering. Either these women are dumber than a bag of rocks because they didn't know, or they are complicit. Pick one!

Posted by: CBD at 11:30 AM




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1 Hi, ape.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 08, 2018 11:27 AM (/qEW2)

2 1
are you referring to the top pic...or the bottom?

Posted by: fu52 at January 08, 2018 11:28 AM (sFOKc)

3 Just got back from the supernarket where I saw todays NY Daily News headline
SLOPPY STEVE CUCKS HIMSELF

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2018 11:28 AM (LiyEm)

4 (insert pithy comment here)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2018 11:28 AM (k1TUh)

5 Monsters from the id coffee.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2018 11:28 AM (IqV8l)

6 A photo of Oprah on a closed beach would tank her campaign!

Posted by: Chris Christie at January 08, 2018 11:28 AM (bc2Lc)

7 They'd make a cute threesome.

Posted by: BignJames at January 08, 2018 11:28 AM (0+nbW)

8 Whoa

Posted by: Dude at January 08, 2018 11:28 AM (RYASC)

9 Well, there were no comments when I got to the bottom of the post. Been so long, I forgot, don't read the post!!

Goooood morning.

Basket weaving degrees are good -- you need baskets to collect all the deplorables.

Posted by: mindful webworker - bettah latte than neville at January 08, 2018 11:29 AM (XtR0g)

10 "selfieccino"???

Vanity, all is vanity with the chattering class.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 08, 2018 11:30 AM (suYcl)

11 Hey Harvey! I'm told this one can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Here's your ficus, and don't forget to contribute to my foundation!

Posted by: Oprah Winfrey, totally not a procuress at January 08, 2018 11:30 AM (RD7QR)

12 He's checking her cutaneous fat.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 11:30 AM (NWiLs)

13 Oprah looks like an accomplice in that photo.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 11:30 AM (T1Co2)

14 Ohio Billboards 'Abortion is:Good Medicine,Gender Equality,Life Daving,Sacred'

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/285384/

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2018 11:30 AM (LiyEm)

15 You should see MY Selfieccino !

Posted by: Gwyneth at January 08, 2018 11:30 AM (gs8be)

16 The blonde chick looks scared.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 08, 2018 11:31 AM (aVYsC)

17 Harvey has tiny hands...what's that mean again?

Posted by: BignJames at January 08, 2018 11:31 AM (0+nbW)

18 Oprah looks like an accomplice in that photo.
Posted by: garrett



Harpo is holding her so she can't get away.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2018 11:32 AM (hpmES)

19 Girl: " I don't know Oprah, he looks kinda creepy"

Oprah: " Oh Don't worry dear, just don't let him treat you like a potted plant"

Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2018 11:32 AM (G0vdT)

20 I could just see Obama admiring himself in his Selfieccino...

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2018 11:32 AM (LiyEm)

21 16
Yep

Posted by: fu52 at January 08, 2018 11:32 AM (tezsv)

22
Oprah looks like an accomplice in that photo.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 11:30 AM


She is the auctioneer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2018 11:32 AM (IqV8l)

23 Well that selfieccino is horrible, it going to result in replacing baristas who can create art in the foam with a machine. Will no one think of the all the fine arts graduates who need jobs! /s

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at January 08, 2018 11:33 AM (84F5k)

24 Well Oprah the prophetess declared in evangelical voice "I do BELIEVE, HE is the ONE" ... about Obama.

When the crimes of Obama are revealed, she also will be revealed as a false prophetess ... and one that did not see the Weinstein writing on the ficus.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 08, 2018 11:33 AM (otAqJ)

25 Ace of Spades has the best simian-themed threads.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 08, 2018 11:33 AM (KUaJL)

26 Oprah is gonna give everybody a FREE CAR

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at January 08, 2018 11:33 AM (e8kgV)

27 Back to the main monkey business...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at January 08, 2018 11:33 AM (AM1GF)

28 That blonde girl looks like she knows what comes next, too...

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 11:33 AM (T1Co2)

29 Oprah is pulling the young precious away from Aqualung. "This one is mine, Harvey. Allll mine."

Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2018 11:33 AM (Bdeb0)

30 oprah does look like an accomplice in thatphoto, i agree. also, neanderthal.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 08, 2018 11:33 AM (KP5rU)

31 Blind looks scared because,like everyone else,sh3knew Harvey was a sleaze...but he could do wonders for your careeer....

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2018 11:33 AM (LiyEm)

32 >>>You can literally drink your face off with this 'selfieccino' in London


I don't need an app to do that.

Posted by: Leper colonist at January 08, 2018 11:34 AM (/qEW2)

33 How much? How much for the leetle girl?

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 08, 2018 11:34 AM (Cybcm)

34 Oprah to blonde, "come on, take one for the team. Just lay back and think of being a star."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 08, 2018 11:34 AM (suYcl)

35 silly rabbit . . .

Posted by: the spider monkey at January 08, 2018 11:34 AM (6FqZa)

36 25 The HQ is better than Gorilla Channel!
The Donald

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2018 11:35 AM (LiyEm)

37 "...and one that did not see the Weinstein writing on the ficus."

Nicely played, chief.

Posted by: That one guy at January 08, 2018 11:35 AM (aNQqH)

38 So who is this young blonde? I wonder what the back story is here besides that Oprah knew exactly who Harvey was.

The Golan Globus were essentially Hollywood self-felating themselves into a coma, that was pretty much as expected.

Posted by: IP at January 08, 2018 11:35 AM (IVFy0)

39
This new tech is gonna kill the Elvis on my toast market.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 11:35 AM (r+sAi)

40 You can literally drink your face off with this 'selfieccino' in London
Yes..."eye-catching," if you are a self-absorbed, narcissistic millenial whose attention span is measured in milliseconds and whose only coherent thoughts revolve around pleasure and self.

Id. Ego. Super ego. Come on folks, try to move up the ladder a bit.




In fairness, it's a cool concept. And you will always know you got your correct order.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2018 11:35 AM (QQ+il)

41 selfeccinos are pretty silly. Virtue signalling that the existence of selfeccinos is evidence of ... something ... is even sillier.

Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at January 08, 2018 11:36 AM (EsHMF)

42 The blonde girl is "Rita Ora." Never heard of her.

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2018 11:36 AM (7HtZB)

43 That blonde girl looks like she knows what who comes next, too...



FIFY

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2018 11:37 AM (hpmES)

44 "Amy Schumer used to be cool. I shot a Butterfinger commercial with her."

Someone help me out because I can't even keep up with the lingo these days.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 08, 2018 11:37 AM (rnAwa)

45 I was hoping to read that they charge 10 pounds a cup for that coffee too.

Posted by: Roy at January 08, 2018 11:37 AM (7n4KQ)

46 38 Hey ,Golan and Globus made some quality schlock....

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2018 11:37 AM (LiyEm)

47 Rita Oral?

What an unfortunate name for a girl.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 11:37 AM (T1Co2)

48 42 The blonde girl is "Rita Ora." Never heard of her.

Check Pornhub.

Posted by: Roy at January 08, 2018 11:37 AM (7n4KQ)

49 OH.... my....

LOVE THE RANT!!!!!!!

Goes a little bit far.... but he is correct about the Mothering thing... and how Women suddenly want to Mother everyone, because that instinct is not fulfilled...

and it IS just that... an instinct....

Posted by: Don Q.... at January 08, 2018 11:37 AM (NgKpN)

50 Hey Ora, you want some more-a?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2018 11:38 AM (IqV8l)

51 I would have them put the Ace of Spades logo on my coffee.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2018 11:38 AM (QQ+il)

52 Great Rant! He is on the right path staring into the Abyss.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:38 AM (g4lFK)

53 I don't want to look at myself in a selfiecchino; Nobody else does either. I just want to drink a coffee.
I don't take selfies either.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2018 11:38 AM (8+Ozj)

54 I'm going with the whole lot of them being dumb as a bag of rocks. And then complicit.

Posted by: I'm a jug head at January 08, 2018 11:38 AM (NDlpU)

55 47 Rita Oral?

What an unfortunate name for a girl.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 11:37 AM (T1Co2)

Well, Oral & Gaylord are terrible names for guys as well.

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2018 11:38 AM (7HtZB)

56 The blonde girl is "Rita Ora." Never heard of her.

Posted by: josephistan at January 08, 2018 11:36 AM (7HtZB)

Maybe because she said no to Harvey.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 08, 2018 11:39 AM (aVYsC)

57 Creepy pic. Like a sacrifice brought to the altar.

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 11:39 AM (gs8be)

58 Ohio Billboards 'Abortion is:Good Medicine,Gender Equality,Life Daving,Sacred'

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/285384/
Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2018 11:30 AM (LiyEm)


Before those were in place, there were others urging women to share their abortion stories like they were something for those sick whores to be proud of.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 08, 2018 11:39 AM (y7DUB)

59 I think she's not a real blond.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2018 11:39 AM (QQ+il)

60 40 You can literally drink your face off with this 'selfieccino' in London
Yes..."eye-catching," if you are a self-absorbed, narcissistic millenial whose attention span is measured in milliseconds and whose only coherent thoughts revolve around pleasure and self.

Id. Ego. Super ego. Come on folks, try to move up the ladder a bit.



In fairness, it's a cool concept. And you will always know you got your correct order.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2018 11:35 AM (QQ+il)

But if you can do your face... you should be able to do other peoples faces...

D. Trump? with MAGA underneath?
Super Models?
Super Heroes?

They just need to take it beyond self portraits...

Posted by: Don Q.... at January 08, 2018 11:39 AM (NgKpN)

61 You know that the gays are putting an image of their nutsack on top of their latest luv interest cuppa

Posted by: sofa saver at January 08, 2018 11:40 AM (4u7kU)

62 What the f**k is wrong with some of these millennials? Useless stupid twats.

*Yes, I am in a mood this morning*

Posted by: IC at January 08, 2018 11:40 AM (a0IVu)

63 >>Oprah looks like an accomplice in that photo.

Well she has been named by some British actress of being exactly that, an accomplice of Weinstein's preying on unsuspecting wannabe actresses.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2018 11:40 AM (/tuJf)

64 Trumpaccino!

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 11:40 AM (+lOpA)

65 How long before dick pics appear on the foam of a coffee?

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:40 AM (g4lFK)

66 The young blonde looks terrified of her coming sacrifice.

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 08, 2018 11:40 AM (nBr1j)

67 selfiecchino

I keep looking at that and hearing felcchino in my mind.

Posted by: Roy at January 08, 2018 11:40 AM (7n4KQ)

68
Will they put my dic pic on there?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 08, 2018 11:40 AM (r+sAi)

69 In 2015, she played Christian Grey's sister, Mia, in the film adaptation of the best-selling novel, Fifty shade of Grey.
Ora originally approached the production hoping to contribute to the
film's soundtrack and instead was asked to audition for the role of Mia
Grey by the director of the film.

Posted by: IP at January 08, 2018 11:41 AM (IVFy0)

70 65 How long before dick pics appear on the foam of a coffee?
Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:40 AM (g4lFK)


#twoweeks

Posted by: Weiner man at January 08, 2018 11:41 AM (7n4KQ)

71 Now imagine if some Enterprising soul collected every picture of Oprah, Harvey, and some other lady between them. Created say an Instagram site. And titled it "Oprah's Meat Market?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 08, 2018 11:41 AM (suYcl)

72 63 >>Oprah looks like an accomplice in that photo.

Well she has been named by some British actress of being exactly that, an accomplice of Weinstein's preying on unsuspecting wannabe actresses.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2018 11:40 AM (/tuJf)

Which is why she had to do the 'big speech' last night...

They need to white wash her past (yes, pun intended)...

Posted by: Don Q.... at January 08, 2018 11:41 AM (NgKpN)

73 65 How long before dick pics appear on the foam of a coffee?
Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:40 AM (g4lFK)

I like my coffee like I like my men - with a dick.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 08, 2018 11:41 AM (7HtZB)

74 Is Oprah involved in those Clinton type orphanages around the world?

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:42 AM (g4lFK)

75 >>Well she has been named by some British actress of being exactly that, an accomplice of Weinstein's preying on unsuspecting wannabe actresses.


Release the McGowan!

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 11:42 AM (T1Co2)

76 44
"Amy Schumer used to be cool. I shot a Butterfinger commercial with her."



Someone help me out because I can't even keep up with the lingo these days.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 08, 2018 11:37 AM (rnAwa)

That is what urbandictionary dot org is for.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 08, 2018 11:42 AM (jxbfJ)

77 How long before dick pics appear on the foam of a coffee?
Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:40 AM (g4lFK)



A true sip of penis.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2018 11:42 AM (QQ+il)

78 65 How long before dick pics appear on the foam of a coffee?
Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:40 AM (g4lFK)


That isn't foam.

Posted by: Roy at January 08, 2018 11:42 AM (7n4KQ)

79 I have to admit that the technology for making the selfieccino is pretty impressive.

Posted by: rickl at January 08, 2018 11:42 AM (xjiRE)

80 As soon as you get out of the hoosegow, Tony, your wiener will be in some VERY hot water.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at January 08, 2018 11:42 AM (6FqZa)

81
The horde mind is sometimes like the borg.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 11:42 AM (r+sAi)

82 Harve need a Blues Brothers hat on for that pic...

How much for the little girl.... how much for the women... I want to buy them....

Posted by: Don Q.... at January 08, 2018 11:42 AM (NgKpN)

83 Mr. Benjamin can indeed rant. I don't agree about the ISIS thing, but he's right about a lot of stuff, especially about infantilization and lack of purpose. I also think he's been blacklisted at certain places for not being politically correct. He was canceled at a UConn performance for speaking out against parents transgendering their kids.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 11:43 AM (NWiLs)

84 But if you can do your face... you should be able to do other peoples faces...


...


They just need to take it beyond self portraits...


Switch to Kahlua + profit on the COLLUSION!

Posted by: DaveA at January 08, 2018 11:43 AM (FhXTo)

85 >>How long before dick pics appear on the foam of a coffee?


The Paolo, he needs to order the Venti.

Posted by: Paolo at January 08, 2018 11:43 AM (T1Co2)

86 >>
"selfieccino"???


When can I get that capability at home for my maxwell house coffee?

Posted by: Bob Hope's Ghost at January 08, 2018 11:44 AM (W+vEI)

87 "Either these women are dumber than a bag of rocks because they didn't know, or they are complicit. Pick one!"

As Instapundit would say, "Embrace the healing power of 'AND' "

Posted by: Uncle Screech at January 08, 2018 11:44 AM (jJAHN)

88 78 65 How long before dick pics appear on the foam of a coffee?
Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:40 AM (g4lFK)


That isn't foam.
Posted by: Roy at January 08, 2018 11:42 AM (7n4KQ)

So.... you instead of a bag of dicks?

You send them a Sip of Penis?

Genius! It'll sell I tells ya!

Posted by: Don Q.... at January 08, 2018 11:44 AM (NgKpN)

89
Morning Horde.

Back to the Midwest from San Diego. Got my number 2 son married off.

Damn... its cold.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2018 11:44 AM (8XRCm)

90 I do think Bannon will get back in Trump's good graces, eventually. Bannon's just going to have to grovel and beg and debase himself publicly for quite some time before it happens, that's how Trump teaches those around him not to cross him.

It's kinda like Henry IV having to kneel in the snow for 3 days outside of Pope Gregory VII's castle.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2018 11:44 AM (k1TUh)

91 They are completely complicit.
Streep is so complicit Harvey can't tell her from a ficus.

Posted by: Hiring Women is Dangerous at January 08, 2018 11:44 AM (tqpcJ)

92 >>How long before dick pics appear on the foam of a coffee?


San Francisco has been offering that on 7-11 Big Gulps for years.

Posted by: Roy at January 08, 2018 11:44 AM (7n4KQ)

93 >>Got my number 2 son married off.


How was the Dowry?

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 11:44 AM (T1Co2)

94 6 A photo of Oprah on a closed beach would tank her campaign!

That's a whale of a story.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 08, 2018 11:45 AM (ul9CR)

95 fixerupper = congratulations!!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2018 11:45 AM (6FqZa)

96 Run, Oprah.

Because I want to see what Warren, Harris, Bernie, Sheriff Joe Groper, and the Bollard Whisperer do with that.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 08, 2018 11:45 AM (Boy/L)

97 "28 That blonde girl looks like she knows what comes next, too...
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 11:33 AM (T1Co2)"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 08, 2018 11:46 AM (oVWx5)

98
Butterfinger???


As in..... "That chick has awesome elbows.... Butterfingers"

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2018 11:46 AM (8XRCm)

99 Greetings:

Id. Ego. Superego., wasn't that the stuff that that Austrian-speaking psychiatrist from old Vienna of a century or so ago came up with ??? Freud or someting ???

Posted by: 11B40 at January 08, 2018 11:46 AM (evgyj)

100 >>66 The young blonde looks terrified of her coming sacrifice. Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 08, 2018 11:40 AM (nBr1j)

She'll have the last laugh, though. She allows them to think she's Roma, gypsy chattel for sale. But she's secretly culling bits of each of them--fingernail parings, lockets of hair--for her mojo bag, and in time, she'll have a zombie army of mindless glitterati with which to build her strange Balkan gypsy soul-empire...

Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2018 11:46 AM (Bdeb0)

101
I like my coffee like I like my men - with a dick.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke


Black or bleached?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2018 11:46 AM (IqV8l)

102 A photo of Oprah on a closed beach would tank her campaign!

That's a whale of a story.



Her campaign would flounder.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2018 11:46 AM (QQ+il)

103 title for oprah pic

"How grooming begins"

"Seduce by Fame, Future Lost"

Posted by: illiniwek at January 08, 2018 11:46 AM (otAqJ)

104 Mr. Benjamin can indeed rant. I don't agree about the ISIS thing, but he's right about a lot of stuff, especially about infantilization and lack of purpose. I also think he's been blacklisted at certain places for not being politically correct. He was canceled at a UConn performance for speaking out against parents transgendering their kids.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 11:43 AM (NWiLs)

I hate to say it, but talking to young Men today... he is right.

AntiFa did not get big because it made sense. It got big because it gave OUR young men a sense of Mission...

And that was his point. Our young Men have no mission, and don't have been trained out of the idea that America itself, IS the mission.... by the Women who run our schools...

Posted by: Don Q.... at January 08, 2018 11:46 AM (NgKpN)

105 It's kinda like Henry IV having to kneel in the snow for 3 days outside of Pope Gregory VII's castle.
Posted by: Tom Servo


That is some impressive mediaeval-fu. *doffs peasant cap*

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2018 11:47 AM (6FqZa)

106 Well, Oral & Gaylord are terrible names for guys as well.

Humph.

Posted by: Oral Gaylord Bendover III at January 08, 2018 11:47 AM (ul9CR)

107 OT: a lot of lefty organizations are offering multiple options on forms asking for for gender. Why aren't they worried that might be about gathering information that could be used against them?
Among other things it strikes me as an invasion of privacy.

Posted by: Northernlurker-ish at January 08, 2018 11:47 AM (nBr1j)

108 That DC article on Bannon and Breitbart's friends is absurd. One would conclude DC is in competition with NR.

Posted by: Emile at January 08, 2018 11:47 AM (tqpcJ)

109 78 65 How long before dick pics appear on the foam of a coffee?
Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:40 AM (g4lFK)


That isn't foam.
Posted by: Roy at January 08, 2018 11:42 AM (7n4KQ)

The "Macho Macchiato"

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 11:47 AM (NWiLs)

110 Uh Zod just one problem with that..

They already are "mindless glitterati"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 08, 2018 11:47 AM (suYcl)

111 She'll have the last laugh, though. She allows them to think she's Roma, gypsy chattel for sale. But she's secretly culling bits of each of them--fingernail parings, lockets of hair--for her mojo bag, and in time, she'll have a zombie army of mindless glitterati with which to build her strange Balkan gypsy soul-empire...
Posted by: Zod at January



Go on....

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 11:47 AM (+lOpA)

112 Oprah's qualifications:

Billionaire. check.
TV personality and own show. check.
Name recognition. check.

Hell, why not run?

Posted by: Roy at January 08, 2018 11:47 AM (7n4KQ)

113 If you're interested in gossip that outs last night's Golden Globes attendees....

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/

Posted by: Bob Hope's Ghost at January 08, 2018 11:47 AM (W+vEI)

114 >>90 I do think Bannon will get back in Trump's good graces, eventually. Bannon's just going to have to grovel and beg and debase himself publicly for quite some time before it happens, that's how Trump teaches those around him not to cross him. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2018 11:44 AM (k1TUh)

Parable of the Prodigal Steve.

Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2018 11:48 AM (Bdeb0)

115 Fire and Fury Fun Fact:

When Donald Trump saw the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, eye witnesses noted his first inclination was to gut it out and install a beverage cooler large enough to hold a twelve pack of Diet Coke.

Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2018 11:49 AM (2Mnv1)

116 Will Carlos Danger put a dick-Pic on his cappuccino?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2018 11:49 AM (EyPfd)

117 Hey... Don't be dissin' our next Prezzy.. President Oprah!!!!

The thing is, though.. as said above and elsewhere.. all these women and men in Hollywood knew the score with these perverts..

And all their denying.. and no matter how much black they wear.. won't change that! And it will come out.. some enterprising reporter - OK, not many of those left.. but maybe The Inquirer will dig it up.. showing all of the A-holes knew exactly what was going on..

I love the ads that artist put up in LA.. "We all knew"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2018 11:49 AM (so+oy)

118 116 Will Carlos Danger put a dick-Pic on his cappuccino?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2018 11:49 AM (EyPfd)

Mushroom stamp

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 11:49 AM (NWiLs)

119 114 >>90 I do think Bannon will get back in Trump's good graces, eventually. Bannon's just going to have to grovel and beg and debase himself publicly for quite some time before it happens, that's how Trump teaches those around him not to cross him. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2018 11:44 AM (k1TUh)

Parable of the Prodigal Steve.
Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2018 11:48 AM (Bdeb0)

Trump would have the help kill the fatted Rosie for the feast.

Posted by: Roy at January 08, 2018 11:49 AM (7n4KQ)

120 >>They already are "mindless glitterati" Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 08, 2018 11:47 AM (suYcl)

Duh. But they're not yet employed 'building the strange gypsy soul-empire.'

Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2018 11:49 AM (Bdeb0)

121 112 Oprah's qualifications:
Billionaire. check.
TV personality and own show. check.
Name recognition. check.
Hell, why not run?
Posted by: Roy at January 08, 2018 11:47 AM (7n4KQ)

She might have to walk, just sayin.

Posted by: Gayle at January 08, 2018 11:49 AM (eypvf)

122 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone suggested a dick pic for the coffee foam yet?

Posted by: that guy that doesn't read all the comments at January 08, 2018 11:50 AM (QQ+il)

123 *Olympic fanfare*
The glory of victory, or the sting of defeat.

I refer to getting a joke out 60 seconds before another moron(tm). Although you will be awarded points for style.

Oprah left Jeremiah Wright's church in the 90s. If she decides to run, and doesn't burn her ruinous hero the JEF on this topic, then I will be unhappy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 08, 2018 11:50 AM (rnAwa)

124 104 Mr. Benjamin can indeed rant. I don't agree about the ISIS thing, but he's right about a lot of stuff, especially about infantilization and lack of purpose. I also think he's been blacklisted at certain places for not being politically correct. He was canceled at a UConn performance for speaking out against parents transgendering their kids.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 11:43 AM (NWiLs)

I hate to say it, but talking to young Men today... he is right.

AntiFa did not get big because it made sense. It got big because it gave OUR young men a sense of Mission...

And that was his point. Our young Men have no mission, and don't have been trained out of the idea that America itself, IS the mission.... by the Women who run our schools...
Posted by: Don Q.... at January 08, 2018 11:46 AM (NgKpN)

Have you seen my movie Fight Club?

Posted by: David Fincher at January 08, 2018 11:51 AM (g4lFK)

125 121 112 Oprah's qualifications:
Billionaire. check.
TV personality and own show. check.
Name recognition. check.
Hell, why not run?
Posted by: Roy at January 08, 2018 11:47 AM (7n4KQ)

She might have to walk, just sayin.
Posted by: Gayle at January 08, 2018 11:49 AM (eypvf)

Just wait until the stress eating kicks in. She'll look like Cartman on Weight Gain 4000.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 11:51 AM (NWiLs)

126 Trump would have the help kill the fatted Rosie for the feast.


they stab it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast ..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2018 11:51 AM (QQ+il)

127 Dick pic?


That's so crazy it just might work!

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 11:51 AM (+lOpA)

128 Trump would have the help kill the fatted Rosie for the feast.

Posted by: Roy at January 08, 2018 11:49 AM (7n4KQ)

She would't have to be in the feed lot very long.

Posted by: BignJames at January 08, 2018 11:51 AM (0+nbW)

129 'building the strange gypsy soul-empire.'

So she already got to Paltrow huh?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 08, 2018 11:51 AM (suYcl)

130 >>Oprah left Jeremiah Wright's church in the 90s.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 08, 2018 11:50 AM (rnAwa)

That gal is really old!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 08, 2018 11:51 AM (eypvf)

131 Hell, why not run?
Posted by: Roy at January 08, 2018 11:47 AM (7n4KQ)

----

No way will the establishment allow a second non-politician to successfully run for President of the United States.

This ship will get torpedoed in the harbor.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2018 11:52 AM (8XRCm)

132 Greetings from the brink of death.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 11:52 AM (ptqGC)

133 Which is worse: Steve Bannon wearing an Oprah skin-suit, or Oprah wearing a Steve Bannon skin-suit? I think Oprah in a Bannon skin-suit would be worse. YMMV.

Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2018 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)

134 129 'building the strange gypsy soul-empire.'

So she already got to Paltrow huh?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 08, 2018 11:51 AM (suYcl)

And YOU get a solid gold dildo! And YOU get a solid gold dildo! And YOU and YOU and YOU!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 11:53 AM (NWiLs)

135 Ora Lee! Ora Lee! Went down like Andrea Dora-Lee!
Took her mouth
Down to 'the South'
And used it quite immorally!

Posted by: Like A Nightmare Muldoon at January 08, 2018 11:53 AM (H5rtT)

136 How long before dick pics appear on the foam of a coffee?
Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:40 AM (g4lFK)


A true sip of penis.
Posted by: Grump928(C)



Every guy will truly be glad to be the first to buy the guys a round of coffee.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2018 11:53 AM (hpmES)

137 If elected, will Oprah help erase racism,

by accelerating the deaths of old people?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2018 11:53 AM (EyPfd)

138
It would be hillarious if they started doing dick pics in the latte foam.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 08, 2018 11:53 AM (8XRCm)

139 you get a white bitch and you get a white bitch and you and you

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 08, 2018 11:54 AM (BtQd4)

140
I do think Bannon will get back in Trump's good graces, eventually. Bannon's just going to have to grovel and beg and debase himself publicly for quite some time before it happens, that's how Trump teaches those around him not to cross him. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2018 11:44 AM (k1TUh)


I doubt it,he attacked Trump's kids.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 08, 2018 11:54 AM (lKyWE)

141 Feeling bad Jane?

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 11:54 AM (+lOpA)

142 >>129 'building the strange gypsy soul-empire.' So she already got to Paltrow huh? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 08, 2018 11:51 AM (suYcl)

Paltrow is a miniaturized minor functionary/scold in Ora's Kandor.

Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2018 11:54 AM (Bdeb0)

143 Oprah's qualifications:
Billionaire. check.
TV personality and own show. check.
Name recognition. check.
Hell, why not run?
Posted by: Roy at January 08, 2018 11:47 AM (7n4KQ)
------

Trump had all of these, was despised by the left, tolerated by the right.

How did he get elected? It was his agenda. Dems keep forgetting that little fact.

Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2018 11:54 AM (G0vdT)

144 139 you get a white bitch and you get a white bitch and you and you
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 08, 2018 11:54 AM (BtQd4)

Sounds like the doorman at a VIP club.

Posted by: Roy at January 08, 2018 11:54 AM (7n4KQ)

145 Bannon and Trump is a scripted wrestling feud. Bannon is the heel and Trump is now the face. This is because of the elections coming up in 2018 so Bannon can primary RINO's and apply pressure to get Trump's nationalist agenda done.

Trump saves face with establishment so he can get off the radar things through like judges and other stuff. He doesn't have to burn bridges or money donor money bridges.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 11:55 AM (g4lFK)

146 I think Oprah in a Bannon skin-suit would be worse. YMMV.
Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2018 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)


I suspect it would fit like a latex cat-suit. ick,

Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2018 11:55 AM (2K6fY)

147 Oprah?

Is she that great big girl?

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 11:55 AM (+lOpA)

148 Hey, I just remembered to say Roll Tide, Roll!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2018 11:56 AM (QQ+il)

149 People like that need to be liquidated.

Posted by: Archer at January 08, 2018 11:56 AM (gbWkA)

150 Got hit with the worst head and chest cold while hosting a funeral reception on Saturday. Ugh.

I was channel-surfing in bed this morning and for sh*ts and giggles tuned in to Wendy Williams (don't judge me!) expecting her to be fawning over a potential Orca presidential run, but instead she got a dig in over Orca's weight.

Meow!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 11:56 AM (ptqGC)

151 Hey, I like gorilla pundit sitting in a natural state explaining the world to the ignorant people through the glass, but the pierced-up chimp couldn't possibly be intelligent enough to explain anything and horrific to look at.
New monkey time?

love ya, mean it.

Posted by: Orange Mule at January 08, 2018 11:56 AM (uXcD2)

152 146 I think Oprah in a Bannon skin-suit would be worse. YMMV.
Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2018 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)

Let's take it to the audience. Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard!

Posted by: Oprah at January 08, 2018 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

153 I doubt it,he attacked Trump's kids.

That and the Moore debacle.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 08, 2018 11:57 AM (ul9CR)

154
Gee I wonder whose face Dana Perino is going to put on her selfieccino

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 08, 2018 11:57 AM (lKyWE)

155 No way will the establishment allow a second non-politician to successfully run for President of the United States.

This ship will get torpedoed in the harbor.
Posted by: fixerupper
............
Ha.. they are desperate for a win.. they would run anybody they think could win.

That said.. There would likely be a lot of dirt flying.. it would be fun to watch!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 08, 2018 11:57 AM (so+oy)

156 154
Gee I wonder whose face Dana Perino is going to put on her selfieccino
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 08, 2018 11:57 AM (lKyWE)

Jasper's.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

157 THERE.ARE.TWO.APES

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at January 08, 2018 11:58 AM (QQ+il)

158
I just read a snippet or two, so idk really, but it appears the way they decided to deal with the grab assers and rapists was to wear black and joke about it.

That should solve it, but I love that the hand maiden halloween costumes are directed at hollywood.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 11:58 AM (r+sAi)

159 Not real sure the Bannon Grovel was not semi planned out... after the books' actual contents were known. This might be a Psy-op as well as damage control.

Posted by: Catman at January 08, 2018 11:59 AM (HxsWp)

160 >>"Seduce by Fame, Future Lost"


Recall that Oprah and Gayle vacationed on David Geffen's mega-yacht at the beginning of 2017, along with the Obamas.

Geffen is like Weinstein, but with boys.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2018 11:59 AM (W+vEI)

161 Rita Ora inhabits the Daily Mail stories that fall under Peachy Posterior or Cleavage Flaunting or Taut Abs...I think she claims to be a singer too...

Posted by: Downcast at January 08, 2018 11:59 AM (8lfId)

162 Orca bought Weight Watchers, and it appears she hasn't lost a single pound.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 11:59 AM (ptqGC)

163 but I love that the hand maiden halloween costumes are directed at hollywood.


I thought they were nuns.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2018 11:59 AM (QQ+il)

164 I don't think there's another dimension to this chess game. Bannon done fucked it up and is done.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2018 12:00 PM (6FqZa)

165 Yes of course Oprah should be our next president!

I mean, just look at all the positives!
She is super-rich!
She has huge name recognition!
She does well on television!
She has absolutely no experience in politics!
She has a huge ego!

Wait a minute, doesn't that list apply to Donald Trump as well?
Oh well, I am certain it will work out much better.

Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at January 08, 2018 12:00 PM (16OL0)

166 Everyone comparing Oprah's possible run for president with Trump's successful run on account that both were television stars is missing the point.
Trump was an alternative to what the GOP was offering. He was selling something they couldn't/wouldn't.
Oprah as a candidate will be in lockstep with the Democrat Party. She won't offer anything that any other (D) nominee won't.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2018 12:00 PM (7uYFy)

167 Several Billion Dollars buy a lot of "Establishment" credentials..in Dem circles at least

Posted by: Catman at January 08, 2018 12:01 PM (HxsWp)

168 along with the Obamas.

Geffen is like Weinstein, but with boys.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2018 11:59 AM (W+vEI)


Barry O: Don't I know it!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2018 12:01 PM (493sH)

169 162 Orca bought Weight Watchers, and it appears she hasn't lost a single pound.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 11:59 AM (ptqGC)

It's called "Watchers," not "Managers" or "Losers." Duh.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 12:01 PM (NWiLs)

170 Oprah gifted us with Barry ("He's the one we have been waiting for!"). Now she wants to gift us her own big ol' self.

No thanks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 12:01 PM (ptqGC)

171 Since I skipped last night's 'celebration' of alleged Hollyweird's greatness, what costumes?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 08, 2018 12:02 PM (suYcl)

172 6 A photo of Oprah on a closed beach would tank her campaign!

Posted by: Chris Christie at January 08, 2018 11:28 AM (bc2Lc)

She would hide behind a white truck!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:02 PM (4CCz5)

173 If even 1/10th of the Wolffe book is true - and that percentage seems to be about right to me - Bannon is a loose cannon with, often, bad political instincts.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 08, 2018 12:02 PM (ul9CR)

174 Oprah as a candidate will be in lockstep with the Democrat Party. She won't offer anything that any other (D) nominee won't. <<<<<<<<

Except she's Blackish.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 12:02 PM (r+sAi)

175 No way will the establishment allow a second non-politician to successfully run for President of the United States.

This ship will get torpedoed in the harbor.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2018 11:52 AM (8XRCm)



If the Dems think she can win they'll run her. They'd run zombie Stalin if he could win

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2018 12:02 PM (493sH)

176 My sting of not giving a fuck about masturbatory hollywood award shows remains unbroken. Seriously they could all die in a fire and my give a fuck meter would not move. Hollywood hates me and I just don't care.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at January 08, 2018 12:03 PM (0OmEj)

177 I just hope Trump doesn't give into his urge to tweet about Oprah, good or bad. Don't give her any air.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2018 12:03 PM (7uYFy)

178 Can I buy you a cappuccino?

Posted by: Athony Weiner at January 08, 2018 12:03 PM (xBSm0)

179 >> Orca bought Weight Watchers, and it appears she hasn't lost a single pound.



I am pretty sure she has a liposuction speed fitting at this point.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 12:03 PM (T1Co2)

180 Today's Thought Exercise:

PDT-VSG playing the MSM and TDS morons for the fools that they are...

Part 1: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/950155327583895554.html

Part 2: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/950259010778775552.html

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 08, 2018 12:03 PM (W+kMI)

181 So that poor blond gal looks scared shitless and Oprahs saying.."oh he's just like your dad..."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:03 PM (4CCz5)

182 >>Oprah as a candidate will be in lockstep with the Democrat Party. She won't offer anything that any other (D) nominee won't. Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2018 12:00 PM (7uYFy)

Sure she does. Any other Democratic might be willing to try to have George Takei inserted headfirst into their rectum, but only Oprah would be likely to manage it. And keep him there. And smile during his futile small-person struggles.

Other than that, I pretty much agree with you.

Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)

183 Wolff claims that "100%" of Trump's family think he's certifiable. And the media runs with it.

Tapper getting his and CNN's butts handed to him by Miller is priceless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 12:04 PM (ptqGC)

184 >>She would hide behind a white truck!


I think you got that backwards.

Posted by: White Truck at January 08, 2018 12:04 PM (T1Co2)

185 what costumes? <<<<

I saw some pic on daily mail or drudge of those hand maiden people holding signs against hollywood rape or something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 12:04 PM (r+sAi)

186 If the Dems think she can win they'll run her. They'd run zombie Stalin if he could win
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2018 12:02 PM (493sH)

I agree. But she's not going to be anything or say anything that any eventual (D) nominee wouldn't do or say. They'll use her star power, that's it.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2018 12:05 PM (7uYFy)

187 Picture of myself in a cup?

*snap*

That gives me a great idea!

Posted by: Hope Solo at January 08, 2018 12:05 PM (y3sT9)

188 Shouldn't Oprah get some basic executive experience first before jumping up into the big leagues? Jesus, I would bet that Mayor Stubbs the Cat had more experience than Oprah.

Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2018 12:05 PM (2Mnv1)

189 Looks like Cannibal Bob survived. So the question is, what did the super glue stick to?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 08, 2018 12:05 PM (suYcl)

190 Who is this Owen Benjamin guy and why aren't I following him on Twitter?






(seriously, that was an exquisitely poignant rant)

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 08, 2018 12:05 PM (RqA0i)

191 181 So that poor blond gal looks scared shitless and Oprahs saying.."oh he's just like your dad..."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!'

just lay back and think of The Queen

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 08, 2018 12:05 PM (FZYNt)

192 They'd make a cute threesome.

Posted by: BignJames at January 08, 2018 11:28 AM (0+nbW)


Save the blond, waste the other 2.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 08, 2018 12:05 PM (aMlLZ)

193 NBC blames 'third party' on Monday for Golden Globes tweet that endorsed Oprah Winfrey for president.


I'll give you this NBC, that's a new one!

Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2018 12:05 PM (Enq6K)

194 173 If even 1/10th of the Wolffe book is true - and that percentage seems to be about right to me - Bannon is a loose cannon with, often, bad political instincts.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 08, 2018 12:02 PM (ul9CR)

The goal of the book is to get Trump booted by the 25th admendment. He has already admitted much of it is bullshit.

It has zero credibility.

Also why did Trump team let that guy have access to the White House interviewing people? They played the media again that's why.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 12:05 PM (g4lFK)

195 It is clear the blonde girl knows.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2018 12:05 PM (0tfLf)

196 >>Oprah as a candidate will be in lockstep with the Democrat Party. She won't offer anything that any other (D) nominee won't.

That's the Democrats/Left - they want to double down on what Obama started. They'll be happy to do that via the most attractive candidate, whether it's Oprah or The Rock, both of whom enjoy a drooling entertainment media's love, 110% name recognition, and reputations as "nice guys."


*I think Dwayne Johnson *is* a nice guy, hard-working and very positive person, though he appears to have the usual Lefty politics the few times he's commented on it.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2018 12:05 PM (W+vEI)

197 Who has created more jobs for blacks in the last year:


[ ] Oprah

[ ] Trump

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2018 12:06 PM (EyPfd)

198 Much of Hollywood (and leftist DC sex predators) probably see little wrong with pervy Weinstein. He is the high priest of sexual predation as a wonderful life of open sex with all.

The whole satanic thing of taking over innocence, offering up the young virgins ... it is primal and that is perceived as "natural" by the anti-Christian left ... who really are "acting out" like juvenile's still saying NO to the adults.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 08, 2018 12:06 PM (otAqJ)

199 An Oprah candidacy would be Barry 2.0.

Imagine the rallies: "Oprah's gonna pay off my house and give me a new car!" Barry Obama writ large (or yuge).


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 12:06 PM (ptqGC)

200 Trump became a TV Celebrity because he was a successful billionaire real estate developer.

Oprah became a successful billionaire by being a TV Celebrity.

Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2018 12:06 PM (FdNEK)

201 189 Looks like Cannibal Bob survived. So the question is, what did the super glue stick to?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 08, 2018 12:05 PM (suYcl)


I'm typing with one hand...i don't want to talk about it and you don't want to know Anna

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:06 PM (4CCz5)

202 NBC blames 'third party' on Monday for Golden Globes tweet that endorsed Oprah Winfrey for president.


I'll give you this NBC, that's a new one!

Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2018 12:05 PM (Enq6K)



Carlos Danger: Sounds legit to me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2018 12:07 PM (493sH)

203 So inside of Oprah Winfrey is a George Takei wanting to escape.

Oh my...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 08, 2018 12:07 PM (suYcl)

204 If Oprah tries to run for president, she'll be toast. Photos of her smooching with Harvey Weinstein have multiplied like rabbits all over Twitter. She'll be laughed out of the race.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 08, 2018 12:07 PM (RqA0i)

205 Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 12:04 PM (ptqGC)

Wolffe also speculated that Trump is illiterate and can't even read headlines. Then a few chapters later he makes a big deal out of Trump "reading" his 2011 CPAC speech "from a piece of paper."

It's supposed to be a "gotcha" because Trump allegedly said later that his remarks at CPAC that year were extemporaneous. But I was like, waitaminute, didn't you tell us earlier he can't read?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 08, 2018 12:07 PM (ul9CR)

206 Hey, the Algerian Sahara just got snowed on!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 08, 2018 12:07 PM (6FqZa)

207 This ship will get torpedoed in the harbor.

Posted by: fixerupper

Nonsense. Torpedoes don't work in a harbor; they run too deep.
Everyone knows
They what, now?

Well at least the airplanes are safe from saboteurs...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 08, 2018 12:08 PM (H5rtT)

208 hope Trump doesn't give into his urge to tweet about Oprah, good or bad. Don't give her any air.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2018 12:03 PM (7uYFy)

Fuck that. Trigger her to make racist comments like white men rape black women all the time and it's time for a change.

Yes she said that, paraphrasing.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 12:08 PM (g4lFK)

209 @nbc

Yesterday a tweet about the Golden Globes and Oprah Winfrey was sent by a third party agency for NBC Entertainment in real time during the broadcast. It is in reference to a joke made during the monologue and not meant to be a political statement. We have since removed the tweet.



Riiiiiight....

Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2018 12:08 PM (Enq6K)

210 I would imagine Oprah's accounting firm would be dead set against a Political run.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 12:08 PM (T1Co2)

211 They told me if I voted for Trump it would snow in the Sahara.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 12:08 PM (+lOpA)

212 Some talking head on CNN this morning claimed Trump spends the morning having breakfast and screwing off and wanders into the Oval Office at 11:00.

Um, no, douche. You have him confused with the mincing ponce you salivated over for eight years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 12:09 PM (ptqGC)

213
It's called "Watchers," not "Managers" or "Losers." Duh.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year


She's a weight "Monitor."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2018 12:09 PM (IqV8l)

214 Oprah net worth: $2.9B (Forbes)
Trump: $3.1B (Forbes)
Rita Ora: Tarot deck, vial of tears, this amulet thing her mom gave her, half of a beef-tongue sandwich.

Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2018 12:09 PM (Bdeb0)

215 This new tech is gonna kill the Elvis on my toast market.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 11:35 AM (r+sAi)


========

Good point. And when do we get "religious figures on X" miracle app?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 08, 2018 12:09 PM (/qEW2)

216 So NBC got hacked

Was it the Russians?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 08, 2018 12:09 PM (suYcl)

217 If Oprah tries to run for president, she'll be toast. Photos of her smooching with Harvey Weinstein have multiplied like rabbits all over Twitter. She'll be laughed out of the race.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 08, 2018 1

Yup. She's just too associated with Hollywood. Voting for her will be like voting for Tinsel Town---something Trump will be sure to remark sooner or later.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2018 12:10 PM (7uYFy)

218 215 This new tech is gonna kill the Elvis on my toast market.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 11:35 AM (r+sAi)

========

Good point. And when do we get "religious figures on X" miracle app?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 08, 2018 12:09 PM (/qEW2)

Jesus Christ on a cracker just got literal.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 12:10 PM (NWiLs)

219 She's a weight "Monitor."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2018 12:09 PM (IqV8l)

Lol. thats funny. and so is the bank robbery commercial.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:10 PM (4CCz5)

220 I would imagine Oprah's accounting firm would be dead set against a Political run.

-----------

I suspect having a bunch of people plead for you to run is better than actually running. Hillary would have been wise to not run.

As the old Hollywood saying goes ... leave them wanting more.

Posted by: SH at January 08, 2018 12:10 PM (sX1BW)

221 Rock can't run for POTUS until 2024 because he is locked into contracts for movies.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 12:10 PM (g4lFK)

222
Hey, the Algerian Sahara just got snowed on!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


The oceans are getting higher but we don't notice it because the bottoms are getting lower.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2018 12:11 PM (IqV8l)

223
That photo is creepy even if you didn't know any of the people. The way he is touching her looks positively satanic.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 08, 2018 12:11 PM (r+sAi)

224 So...


Where's the Obama Tell All Book?

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 12:11 PM (T1Co2)

225 >>Some talking head on CNN this morning claimed Trump spends the morning
having breakfast and screwing off and wanders into the Oval Office at
11:00.


That's funny. Look at Trump's tweets and one gets the idea that he only needs about 4 hours of sleep. For example, the "tapping" tweets he sent out last March started at around 4 am.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2018 12:11 PM (W+vEI)

226 So Cannibal Bob is having a fapaccino?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 08, 2018 12:11 PM (suYcl)

227 Two Words:

Weinstein's Fluffer

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 08, 2018 12:11 PM (ymnmz)

228 Well at least the airplanes are safe from saboteurs...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 08, 2018 12:08 PM (H5rtT)

-----

Torah, Torah, Torah



*and you thought Pearl was the Japs.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 08, 2018 12:11 PM (8XRCm)

229 Mika and Murderin' Joe were freaking hysterical this morning when they had Wolff on.

Mika likes to pretend she's a professional journalist or something (she used to stomp off set if Sarah Palin's name was even mentioned), and she had her head in her hands making crying sounds this morning.

She and Joe are made for each other.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2018 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

230 I have a feeling (SWIDT) that The Orca will not like having Trump and his oppo research team and her decades of lying, cheating, and pimping coming out.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2018 12:11 PM (3BFzK)

231
dammit

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2018 12:11 PM (8XRCm)

232 >>Jesus Christ on a cracker just got literal.


Jesus only shows up on Tortillas.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 12:11 PM (T1Co2)

233 217 If Oprah tries to run for president, she'll be toast. Photos of her smooching with Harvey Weinstein have multiplied like rabbits all over Twitter. She'll be laughed out of the race.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Global Rethinker at January 08, 2018 1

Yup. She's just too associated with Hollywood. Voting for her will be like voting for Tinsel Town---something Trump will be sure to remark sooner or later.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2018 12:10 PM (7uYFy)
----

One tweet from Trump: "She knew! What a phony. Sad!"

Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2018 12:11 PM (G0vdT)

234 226 So Cannibal Bob is having a fapaccino?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 08, 2018 12:11 PM (suYcl)


Lol...oh Anna...stop it now...lol. you'll get them started.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:12 PM (4CCz5)

235
I may either have to cease interaction with much of society or wind up beating certain segments senseless.

FINALLY ran into a liberal, millennial twat yesterday. Most heartbreaking part is he's dating (seriously) a niece that I truly love.

I just broke off the conversation with him and walked away. Somebody would have wound up spread on the floor like peanut butter had it continued.

EVERY single platitude you can imagine came out of him.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 08, 2018 12:12 PM (S/hVx)

236 >>Where's the Obama Tell All Book?


Interesting question. Would have thought at least one former aide would be cashing in. Is it that they're still employed by the Obama crew in some capacity, so they don;t need the $$$ and don't want to burn him?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2018 12:12 PM (W+vEI)

237 232 >>Jesus Christ on a cracker just got literal.


Jesus only shows up on Tortillas.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 12:11 PM (T1Co2)

I've seen him after tequila.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:13 PM (4CCz5)

238 225 At 11AM Barky was still watching Sportscenter in his jammies....

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2018 12:13 PM (LiyEm)

239
So inside of Oprah Winfrey is a George Takei wanting to escape.


FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SCOTTY BEAM ME UP

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 08, 2018 12:13 PM (lKyWE)

240 Cannibal Bob is still alive?

Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2018 12:13 PM (FdNEK)

241 Murderin' Joe and his paramour feature a whole lot in the Wolffe dossier and it's obvious they were major sources for him.

I imagine it was a softball appearance?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 08, 2018 12:13 PM (ul9CR)

242 "" Orca bought Weight Watchers, and it appears she hasn't lost a single pound. ""


She bought it for the warehouse full of weight watchers meals.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 08, 2018 12:13 PM (aMlLZ)

243 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SCOTTY BEAM ME UP
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

Scotty beamed me 4 times last night

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 08, 2018 12:13 PM (FZYNt)

244 Ah, the ol' Amy Schumer Butterfinger commercial shoot... not quite as bad as a Rusty Venture, but it's up there. Probably on par with a Cosby's Sweater.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 08, 2018 12:13 PM (6n332)

245 >>Where's the Obama Tell All Book?


Interesting question. Would have thought at least one former aide would be cashing in. Is it that they're still employed by the Obama crew in some capacity, so they don;t need the $$$ and don't want to burn him?

-------------

Perhaps the Obamas are just not that interesting.

Posted by: SH at January 08, 2018 12:14 PM (sX1BW)

246 Rock, is it true that you made more money than the President last year?

"I had a better year than he did."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 08, 2018 12:15 PM (H5rtT)

247 If the Dems think she can win they'll run her. They'd run zombie Stalin if he could win
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 08, 2018 12:02 PM (493sH)

I agree. But she's not going to be anything or say anything that any eventual (D) nominee wouldn't do or say. They'll use her star power, that's it.
Posted by: JoeF.



Undercard. Vice President.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2018 12:15 PM (hpmES)

248 Scott Adams says the Wolffe book is very effective, because people don't make decisions based on facts. Only the meme matters, so it is powerful

AND these memes (the narrative) are reinforced by all media, it is how they have been controlling "US" for decades.

But the public is learning, and Trump is tweeting. Still, the message of "corrupt media" and lying left must be carried by the masses.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 08, 2018 12:15 PM (otAqJ)

249 Undercard. Vice President.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2018 12:15 PM (hpmES)

She'd never accept...too much of an ego.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2018 12:16 PM (wYseH)

250 Jesus Christ on a cracker just got literal.


Jesus only shows up on Tortillas.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 12:11 PM (T1Co2)

I've seen him after tequila.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Mescal & eating the worm.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2018 12:16 PM (hpmES)

251 I doubt it,he attacked Trump's kids.

That and the Moore debacle.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 08, 2018 11:57 AM (ul9CR)

for about the BILLIONTH Time for you eggheads Breitbart & Bannon Backed Mo Brooks ! in the primary, Mr. Perfect Kushner got Daddy inlaw to back Strange. Mish McConnell took out Brooks because he knew Brooks could beat Strange. Bannon & Breitbart backed Moore when it was he & Jones in General Elecrtion !

Jesus Christ are people DENSE

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 08, 2018 12:16 PM (y3aQB)

252 The the "tell all book" authors have all died tragically in muggings, or park suicides, or canoe accidents, or ...

Death is a powerful incentive to stay quiet.. it's the Chicago way!

Posted by: Catman at January 08, 2018 12:16 PM (KzK8d)

253 Lifted from the dead thread

>>>" Trump is ending the temporary deportation stay for 200,000 Salvadorans today. You go home now.
Posted by: JackStraw


hurray ...

need a lot more of that. Wall/e-verify are popular ... "dreamer amnesty" is popular too, but chain migration is not. Neither is crazy lottery with people that even know what it is. Same with anchor baby thing, which could probably end with simple legislation.

So we make an arduous long path to citizenship for some dreamers, which half will never fulfil. English, work, civics, no crimes ... We can live with that, and it would be a winner with a majority of voters.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 08, 2018 11:26 AM (otAqJ)



Ironically, 'dreamers' supposedly have no connections to their native country having been brought to the US at such a tender age, their original supporters are adamant about NOT depriving them of the opportunity to chain visas if they get the dreamer amnesty.
It would seem to be a simple estoppel case that if they cannot go home because they have no links then they shouldn't have links to relatives in order to sponsor them for a chain migration visa.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 08, 2018 12:17 PM (Eu5eZ)

254 240 Cannibal Bob is still alive?

Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2018 12:13 PM (FdNEK)


Not surprising after all the sound 'emergency medical advice' Heidi got here. I got cauterized, super glued, bondo'd, wood puttied and Kosherized...just to name a very few. Oh and the blood letting was epic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:17 PM (4CCz5)

255 Mr. Matthews, can you please leave the continent, we've had complaints from some of the tribal women. It appears that you have been leering, and shouting at them.

Posted by: Africa at January 08, 2018 12:17 PM (14qvS)

256 >>She bought it for the warehouse full of weight watchers meals.

Heh, no, she's started her own line of prepared foods: O, that's Good.

IIRC, she owns ~10% of Weight Watchers, and she increased it's membership bigly when she started doing ads for the program. She's not dumb - I am sure she has made a lot of money from this venture, just as Weight Watchers has benefited from her involvement.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2018 12:17 PM (W+vEI)

257 Perhaps the Obamas are just not that interesting.
Posted by: SH at January 08, 2018 12:14 PM (sX1BW)

-----

Gay, cigarette addicted, anti-American, pot toking muslim marries Klingon Starship officicer with a penis and has two substance abusing hellions for offspring.

Posted by: fixerupper at January 08, 2018 12:17 PM (8XRCm)

258 I've done few webworks the past few years, for [blah blah] reasons. The Oprah pic above inspired me to try dabbling in webworking again. At least this once. It may be a start. Thanks, CBD.

Oprah Didn't Know
http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/oprah-didnt-know

Posted by: mindful webworker - back in the saddle at January 08, 2018 12:17 PM (XtR0g)

259 Where's the Obama Tell All Book?

Now that you mention it remember how the media treated that Edward Klein book about Hillary ? Same thing with Obama if a book ever got past ValJar's wrath.

And then here's a book about Trump that states in its preface it's sorta kinda a lot of bullshit and suddenly it's 25th Amendment time.

Good times....

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2018 12:18 PM (gs8be)

260 I simply presumed Cannibal Bob's head injury was from a thrown snow-globe.

Just based on who logged on to ask for the first-aid advice.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 08, 2018 12:18 PM (H5rtT)

261 254 240 Cannibal Bob is still alive?

Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2018 12:13 PM (FdNEK)


Not surprising after all the sound 'emergency medical advice' Heidi got here. I got cauterized, super glued, bondo'd, wood puttied and Kosherized...just to name a very few. Oh and the blood letting was epic.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:17 PM (4CCz5)

I hope she remembered to apply leeches to keep the humours balanced.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 12:18 PM (NWiLs)

262 Oprah and Lena went into the pacific ocean and the seabed dropped .3 inches.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2018 12:18 PM (3BFzK)

263 236 >>Where's the Obama Tell All Book?

Where are the Clinton books? Not gonna happen! B Hussein has a people will put a stop to anything about him. Makes the Clintons look like Sunday School teachers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 08, 2018 12:18 PM (BtQd4)

264 There have been several Obama tell all books. Our now discredited mocked and called anybody reading them conspiracy theorists.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 12:18 PM (g4lFK)

265 >>She'd never accept...


Fill it with custard and drizzle some chocolate over it...

She'll take the bait.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 12:18 PM (T1Co2)

266 There have been several Obama tell all books. Our now discredited mocked and called anybody reading them conspiracy theorists.
Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 12:18 PM (g4lFK)

Discredited conservative thought leaders.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 12:19 PM (g4lFK)

267 Don't talk about conspiracies or you will summon you know who...

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2018 12:19 PM (LiyEm)

268 Talk Show Host, Entrepreneur, Businesswoman, Philanthropist, Pimp

++++

You forgot prostitute.

https://www.today.com/popculture/biographer-
oprah-called-self-teen-prostitute-wbna36415458

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 08, 2018 12:20 PM (FUu/Z)

269 It's not a crazy conspiracy theory when people actually do get together to devise and carry out a common plan.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 12:20 PM (NWiLs)

270
I hope she remembered to apply leeches to keep the humours balanced.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 12:18 PM (NWiLs)


Oh yeah, i got me some leeches but who told her to align my chakras with a hammer? Hey, is there a recipe for leeches btw?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:20 PM (4CCz5)

271 Or act in concert to cover up the misdeeds of another.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 12:21 PM (NWiLs)

272 Oprah is worth 2.8 BILLION?

Posted by: Paladin at January 08, 2018 12:21 PM (iBtsV)

273 251 I doubt it,he attacked Trump's kids.

That and the Moore debacle.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at January 08, 2018 11:57 AM (ul9CR)

for about the BILLIONTH Time for you eggheads Breitbart & Bannon Backed Mo Brooks ! in the primary, Mr. Perfect Kushner got Daddy inlaw to back Strange. Mish McConnell took out Brooks because he knew Brooks could beat Strange. Bannon & Breitbart backed Moore when it was he & Jones in General Elecrtion !

Jesus Christ are people DENSE
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 08, 2018 12:16 PM (y3aQB)

Repeating that fact does get annoying. I feel your pain.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 12:22 PM (g4lFK)

274 >>There have been several Obama tell all books. Our now discredited mocked and called anybody reading them conspiracy theorists.

Sure, by people like Ed Klein.

Have any of Obama's staffers written one of those books that gives insight into how it was from an insider? The type of thing that Stephanopolous wrote after leaving the Clinton WH...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2018 12:22 PM (W+vEI)

275 I have a recipe for used leeches! You may not like it, it's a Smoothie!

Posted by: Vlaaaad at January 08, 2018 12:22 PM (KzK8d)

276 267 Don't talk about conspiracies or you will summon you know who...

Posted by: steevy at January 08, 2018 12:19 PM (LiyEm)


You're gonna have to be more specific.

Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2018 12:22 PM (Enq6K)

277 Oh yeah, i got me some leeches but who told her to align my chakras with a hammer? Hey, is there a recipe for leeches btw?


The Deplorable Gourmet, Volume 2 "Sloppy Seconds"

Appetizers - Leech Soup

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2018 12:22 PM (hpmES)

278 Bottom photo caption:

"Do you like old man balls, sweetie?"

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2018 12:23 PM (HgMAr)

279 260 I simply presumed Cannibal Bob's head injury was from a thrown snow-globe.

Just based on who logged on to ask for the first-aid advice.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 08, 2018 12:18 PM (H5rtT)

i dodged that baby a few Christmas'es ago when i got Heidi a dustbuster for a present. She calls it "the gift that keeps on sucking".

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:23 PM (4CCz5)

280 It's not a crazy conspiracy theory when people actually do get together to devise and carry out a common plan.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 12:20 PM (NWi

Conspiracy theorist is the race card of the TruCons and NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 12:23 PM (g4lFK)

281 217
If Oprah tries to run for president, she'll be toast. Photos of her
smooching with Harvey Weinstein have multiplied like rabbits all over
Twitter. She'll be laughed out of the race.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Global Rethinker at January 08, 2018 1



Yup. She's just too associated with Hollywood. Voting for her will
be like voting for Tinsel Town---something Trump will be sure to remark
sooner or later.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 08, 2018 12:10 PM (7uYFy)

Don't discount the stupidity of the American people (as a whole). Remember there is a subset of the US population that was hoping Obama would pay their mortgage/rent. There was an even larger percentage who believed we would all see our health premiums DECREASE by $2,500.
Stupid knows no bounds. Even more so in the voting booth.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 08, 2018 12:24 PM (jxbfJ)

282 Drill to Kill Iran
https://tinyurl.com/yaxfe32r

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 08, 2018 12:24 PM (BtQd4)

283 If the economy continues to thrive, and nothing catastrophic happens, the top slot for the Dems in 2020 will be the sacrificial loser and the VP slot will be the stepping stone to the top slot in 2024.

Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2018 12:24 PM (FdNEK)

284 275 I have a recipe for used leeches! You may not like it, it's a Smoothie!

Posted by: Vlaaaad at January 08, 2018 12:22 PM (KzK8d)

ya know i'll never drink a 'beets smoothie' again.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:24 PM (4CCz5)

285 >>She calls it "the gift that keeps on sucking".


With a few minor adjustments, we could use that...

Posted by: DeBeers Advertising Division at January 08, 2018 12:24 PM (T1Co2)

286 Thanks to all who shoved some 411 about roku my way On the early thread. Was mucho helpish.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 08, 2018 12:25 PM (yTnCT)

287 Oprah and Lena went into the pacific ocean and the seabed dropped .3 inches.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at January 08, 2018 12:18 PM (3BFzK)
.............

and were both raped by sperm whales.

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2018 12:25 PM (HgMAr)

288 Oprah and Lena went into the pacific ocean and the seabed dropped .3 inches.

And the beach tipped.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at January 08, 2018 12:26 PM (vtcmf)

289 Remember, theyre not making a big deal because they found out what was going on in Hollywood, They always knew. Theyre making a big deal because you found out what was going on in Hollywood.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 08, 2018 12:26 PM (BtQd4)

290 >>Where are the Clinton books? Not gonna happen! B Hussein has a people
will put a stop to anything about him. Makes the Clintons look like
Sunday School teachers.


I can't recall any Hillary Clinton insider books because she literally takes her staff from job to job. They work for Hillary and/or the Clinton family, regardless of who is actually writing the check (think Huma, who has worked for Hillary since interning for her at the WH).


Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2018 12:26 PM (W+vEI)

291 David Cameron thought Obama was one of the most self-absorbed and narcissistic people he had ever dealt with.

Gee, no kidding.

https://tinyurl.com/yas97y79

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2018 12:26 PM (/tuJf)

292 I see Ace's Resolutions made it all the way to the 8th!


BRB

Gotta knock out 5 Pull Ups.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2018 12:26 PM (T1Co2)

293 and were both raped by sperm whales

---------

Hey even we have standards.

Posted by: Sperm Whales at January 08, 2018 12:26 PM (sX1BW)

294 Co-Worker's Comment: The author of "Fire and Fury looks just like Dr. Evil!! Needs a meme.

Posted by: Just Dave at January 08, 2018 12:26 PM (WqWt1)

295
With a few minor adjustments, we could use that...

Posted by: DeBeers Advertising Division at January 08, 2018 12:24 PM (T1Co2)

Lol. that does have potential. imma gonna ask the ettes for advice next year.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:26 PM (4CCz5)

296 and were both raped by sperm whales.
Posted by: wth at January 08, 2018 12:25 PM (HgMAr)

-------

Not even with your dick, mud monkey.

Posted by: Whales Everywhere at January 08, 2018 12:27 PM (8XRCm)

297 Oh yeah, i got me some leeches but who told her to align my chakras with a hammer? Hey, is there a recipe for leeches btw?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:20 PM (4CCz5)

Anyway, like I was sayin', leeches is the fruit of the tropical river. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's uh, leech-kabobs, leech creole, leech gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple leeches,
lemon leeches, coconut leeches, pepper leeches, leech soup, leech stew, leech salad, leech and potatoes, leech burger, leech sandwich. That's about it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 12:27 PM (NWiLs)

298 >>>SLOPPY STEVE CUCKS HIMSELF

SCARAMUCCI: BANNON SUCKING HIS OWN CUCK

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Quest for Fire at January 08, 2018 12:27 PM (dl6em)

299 I can no more imagine myself watching whoreywood award shows than I can imagine smashing puppies with hammers.

These people are beneath contempt.

The greeks had it right--actors were worse than whores in their culture, and that continued right through the middle ages.

When in hell did we decide that actors were some sort of paragon--something to worship and chase after?

Idolatry never ends well, and in this case, I think we have seen the fruit of that tree.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 08, 2018 12:28 PM (7UW64)

300 Watch Oprah's show and look at the women in the audience: they adore her. She is a kind of new age goddess. A lot of people would be happy to vote for here, regardless of her politics, because she has been welcome in their homes as a guru for decades.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 08, 2018 12:28 PM (W+vEI)

301 >>Idolatry never ends well, and in this case, I think we have seen the fruit of that tree.


It's not so much a fruit as it is a pearlescent jam.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at January 08, 2018 12:28 PM (T1Co2)

302 289 Remember, theyre not making a big deal because they found out what was going on in Hollywood, They always knew. Theyre making a big deal because you found out what was going on in Hollywood.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 08, 2018 12:26 PM (BtQd4)

Very well said...

Same with Congress and all the 'investigations'... that suddenly start once someone drops some info from a FOIA request...

Posted by: Don Q.... at January 08, 2018 12:28 PM (NgKpN)

303
Remember there is a subset of the US population that was hoping Obama would pay their mortgage/rent. There was an even larger percentage who believed we would all see our health premiums DECREASE by $2,500.

Those things would have come to pass if the Republicans had not stood in his way!

Posted by: Stupid voters at January 08, 2018 12:29 PM (IqV8l)

304 I have a new man crush, and his name is Owen. Is this guy an actor, or famous for being famous?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 08, 2018 12:29 PM (ty7RM)

305 Selfiecino?


First person to come up with on-demand publishing that rewrites a personalized version of history where millennials can write themselves as the hero/ine over the course of history will make millions.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2018 12:29 PM (Dp6qK)

306 293 and were both raped by sperm whales

---------

Hey even we have standards.
Posted by: Sperm Whales at January 08, 2018 12:26 PM (sX1BW)

Suckers!

Posted by: Right Whales at January 08, 2018 12:29 PM (gbWkA)

307 Golden Globes = Spray Tan Fake Boobs

Posted by: wth at January 08, 2018 12:29 PM (HgMAr)

308 "137 If elected, will Oprah help erase racism,

by accelerating the deaths of old people?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 08, 2018 11:53 AM (EyPfd)"


I think that's a safe bet, yes.
It's practically an article of faith for the D party these days.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at January 08, 2018 12:29 PM (oVWx5)

309 Anyway, like I was sayin', leeches is the fruit of the tropical river. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's uh, leech-kabobs, leech creole, leech gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple leeches,
lemon leeches, coconut leeches, pepper leeches, leech soup, leech stew, leech salad, leech and potatoes, leech burger, leech sandwich. That's about it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 12:27 PM (NWiLs)


Franchise opportunities?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:29 PM (4CCz5)

310 293 and were both raped by sperm whales

---------

Hey even we have standards.

Posted by: Sperm Whales at January 08, 2018 12:26 PM (sX1BW)

It was probably those dolphins. You know how rapey they are. And it isn't even Tuesday!

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 08, 2018 12:29 PM (7UW64)

311 Gee I wonder whose face Dana Perino is going to put on her selfieccino
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 08, 2018 11:57 AM


That was a rhetorical question, correct?

Posted by: Jasper at January 08, 2018 12:30 PM (ctuyM)

312 Caption in the bottom photo:
This girl. Sell her to me!!!

Posted by: Archer at January 08, 2018 12:30 PM (gbWkA)

313 for about the BILLIONTH Time for you eggheads Breitbart & Bannon Backed Mo Brooks ! in the primary, Mr. Perfect Kushner got Daddy inlaw to back Strange. Mish McConnell took out Brooks because he knew Brooks could beat Strange. Bannon & Breitbart backed Moore when it was he & Jones in General Elecrtion !

Jesus Christ are people DENSE


---------

Bannon supported the Republican in the general election. McTurtle and crew backstabbed the Republican in the general.

McConnell is not fit to serve in any capacity as a Republican.

Posted by: MAGA at January 08, 2018 12:30 PM (LnOh3)

314 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Flipper at January 08, 2018 12:31 PM (vtcmf)

315 Leech soup sounds good.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2018 12:31 PM (+lOpA)

316 312 Caption in the bottom photo:
This girl. Sell her to me!!!
Posted by: Archer at January 08, 2018 12:30 PM (gbWkA)

How much for the little girl......

Posted by: Joliet Jake Blues. at January 08, 2018 12:31 PM (NgKpN)

317 309 Anyway, like I was sayin', leeches is the fruit of the tropical river. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's uh, leech-kabobs, leech creole, leech gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple leeches,
lemon leeches, coconut leeches, pepper leeches, leech soup, leech stew, leech salad, leech and potatoes, leech burger, leech sandwich. That's about it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 12:27 PM (NWiLs)


Franchise opportunities?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:29 PM (4CCz5)

#twoweeks

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 12:31 PM (NWiLs)

318 "It would seem to be a simple estoppel case that if they cannot go home because they have no links then they shouldn't have links to relatives in order to sponsor them for a chain migration visa. Posted by: Burnt Toast

right, IF there is a chain, then the one lost link should go back home to the chain. Don't destroy the culture of the others by bringing them into "racist America".

Logic doesn't matter to them ... just memes ... "don't be racist", save the kids, keep families together.

none of that makes sense ... keep them home in Mexico (or Honduras), don't send the kids without the parents to an alien land in the first place.

One study said we could fund 100 "refugees" over there for the cost of bringing one here (who will get welfare, health care, housing for life at expensive US rates. And Somalis say they don't even like it here. But the elite plan is to break down the west by mixing our cultures.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 08, 2018 12:31 PM (otAqJ)

319 When in hell did we decide that actors were some sort of paragon--something to worship and chase after?


Posted by: tcn in AK at January 08, 2018 12:28 PM (7UW64)


When society got rid of worshiping anything else. Worked for the commies for a long time.

Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2018 12:32 PM (Enq6K)

320 I hate to say it, but talking to young Men today... he is right.

AntiFa did not get big because it made sense. It got big because it gave OUR young men a sense of Mission...

And that was his point. Our young Men have no mission, and don't have been trained out of the idea that America itself, IS the mission.... by the Women who run our schools...
Posted by: Don Q.... at January 08, 2018 11:46 AM (NgKpN)


========

I wish people didn't have an emotional need to be part of some Cause, to the point that they don't care what it is, as long as there's one. FFS just take up a hobby instead. Or at least examine a cause carefully before taking it up. Are the good guys truly the good guys? Maybe supporting it will be more complicated than you thought at first.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 08, 2018 12:32 PM (/qEW2)

321 312 Caption in the bottom photo:
This girl. Sell her to me!!!

Posted by: Archer at January 08, 2018 12:30 PM (gbWkA)


Even Oprah looks like shes backing away from from that big disgusting porker. Whats that line..."I only have to outrun you"?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:32 PM (4CCz5)

322 Bannon supported the Republican in the general election. McTurtle and crew backstabbed the Republican in the general.

McConnell is not fit to serve in any capacity as a Republican.
Posted by: MAGA at January 08, 2018 12:30 PM (LnOh3)

If McConnel and posse would have just SHUT UP... the story would have had less impact...

All he had to say was, 'I don't know, its up to the voters... and I'm busy on Tax reform...'...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 08, 2018 12:33 PM (NgKpN)

323 Owen is a comedian who is a righty, so he has kinda self limited his success profile as a comic headliner.

Posted by: catman at January 08, 2018 12:33 PM (KzK8d)

324 When in hell did we decide that actors were some sort of paragon--something to worship and chase after?

Money Talks, Character Walks. Sorry to day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2018 12:33 PM (5y11N)

325 Anyway, like I was sayin', leeches is the fruit of the tropical river. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's uh, leech-kabobs, leech creole, leech gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple leeches,
lemon leeches, coconut leeches, pepper leeches, leech soup, leech stew, leech salad, leech and potatoes, leech burger, leech sandwich. That's about it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 12:27 PM (NWiLs)


Franchise opportunities?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob



Leech Inc. "Where we'll suck you dry"

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2018 12:33 PM (hpmES)

326 Why are those two old perverts in the bottom picture getting all touchy-feely with that young blonde woman? Where else is this allowed to happen?

Posted by: Fritz at January 08, 2018 12:33 PM (2Mnv1)

327 Just remember Oprah has a new movie coming out this year via Disney that bowdlerizes the novel A Wrinkle in Time

https://youtu.be/UhZ56rcWwRQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 08, 2018 12:34 PM (suYcl)

328
Even Oprah looks like shes backing away from from that big disgusting porker. Whats that line..."I only have to outrun you"?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!'

Oprah couldn't outrun me

Posted by: Michael Moore at January 08, 2018 12:34 PM (FZYNt)

329 Caption?


And a rape kit for you, and . . . .

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2018 12:34 PM (Dp6qK)

330 327 Just remember Oprah has a new movie coming out this year via Disney that bowdlerizes the novel A Wrinkle in Time

https://youtu.be/UhZ56rcWwRQ
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 08, 2018 12:34 PM (suYcl)

Ugh. Don't remind me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 12:34 PM (NWiLs)

331 >>Caption?


"I Need An Adult!"

Posted by: Blonde at January 08, 2018 12:35 PM (T1Co2)

332 326 Why are those two old perverts in the bottom picture getting all touchy-feely with that young blonde woman? Where else is this allowed to happen?
Posted by: Fritz

come with me to Pedo Island

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 08, 2018 12:35 PM (FZYNt)

333
I wish people didn't have an emotional need to be part of some Cause, to the point that they don't care what it is, as long as there's one. FFS just take up a hobby instead. Or at least examine a cause carefully before taking it up. Are the good guys truly the good guys? Maybe supporting it will be more complicated than you thought at first.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 08, 2018 12:32 PM (/qEW2)

True, but knowing that drive is there, why in hell don't we ACKNOWLEDGE it and then channel it into something productive?

Hell... we even let the Left take over the F'n BOY SCOUTS... a group whose original intent was to give Boys the basic skills needed to survive while in a battle zone...

Posted by: Don Q. at January 08, 2018 12:35 PM (NgKpN)

334 I'd hit it.


Posted by: Flipper at January 08, 2018 12:31 PM (vtcmf)
............

Free Willie! *whips it out*

Posted by: Louis the dolphin at January 08, 2018 12:36 PM (HgMAr)

335 I don't know about you, but I'm subbing to this Owen Benjamin.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 08, 2018 12:36 PM (xJa6I)

336 Where's that good-for-nothing Hadji, Bandit?

Posted by: Race Bannon at January 08, 2018 12:36 PM (vtcmf)

337 Free Willie! *whips it out*
Posted by: Louis the dolphin

How you doin'?

Posted by: Shep! at January 08, 2018 12:37 PM (FZYNt)

338 Selfieccino... freaking amateurs.

Boobieccino!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 08, 2018 12:37 PM (fqHZs)

339 When in hell did we decide that actors were some sort of paragon--something to worship and chase after?


"I'll come no more behind your scenes, David [Garrick]; for the silk stockings and white bosoms of your actresses excite my amorous propensities." - Dr Samuel Johnson

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 08, 2018 12:37 PM (kqsXK)

340 311 Gee I wonder whose face Dana Perino is going to put on her selfieccino
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at January 08, 2018 11:57 AM

That was a rhetorical question, correct?
Posted by: Jasper at January 08, 2018 12:30 PM (ctuyM)

Red Rocket pic!

Posted by: Monk at January 08, 2018 12:37 PM (g4lFK)

341 fixerupper: ...has two substance abusing hellions for offspring.

Is the other hellion abusing substances now?

Posted by: mindful webworker - sdrawkcab gnidaer at January 08, 2018 12:37 PM (XtR0g)

342 The Orca in that dress looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. Yea, I said it.

Posted by: Archer at January 08, 2018 12:37 PM (gbWkA)

343 #twoweeks

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 12:31 PM (NWiLs)

I'm in, but can we add leech pizza? and no fucking pineapple.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:38 PM (4CCz5)

344 pretty sure the oprah / whoopi ticket will be unbeatable. joy behar could be sos. we could be the laughingstock of the fucking galaxy. win/win.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 08, 2018 12:38 PM (KP5rU)

345 Greetings:

Id. Ego. Superego., wasn't that the stuff that that Austrian-speaking psychiatrist from old Vienna of a century or so ago came up with ??? Freud or someting ???

Posted by: 11B40 at January 08, 2018 11:46 AM (evgyj


Yeah "Zee Idbone's connected to zee Egobone......."

Remember ?

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2018 12:38 PM (r2Wc2)

346 At the 24 day mark, The Last Yeti trails The Farce Awakens at the domestic box office by $250 million, give or take a couple million.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 08, 2018 12:39 PM (suYcl)

347 Ace up

Posted by: rickb223 at January 08, 2018 12:39 PM (hpmES)

348 I'm in, but can we add leech pizza? and no fucking pineapple.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!'

your order will be ready in 30 minutes or less

Posted by: John Podesta at January 08, 2018 12:39 PM (FZYNt)

349 I'm in, but can we add leech pizza? and no fucking pineapple.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:38 PM (4CCz5)

Sure, leech pizza, leech calzone, leech stromboli, spaghetti and leechballs...

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 12:39 PM (NWiLs)

350 In re: Oprah and Gayle, has Oprah officially said that she bats for the other team? Munches the carpet? Gurgles the clam?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 08, 2018 12:39 PM (RD7QR)

351 Scientologist and "Handmaid's Tale" star Elizabeth Moss getting tarred for her black dress solidarity while belonging to L. Ron's slave-kingdom cult.

One weakness in L. Ron's religion: He didn't invent a "power word kill" feature to help adherents defend themselves against non-clear heretics.

Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2018 12:40 PM (Bdeb0)

352 In fairness, it's a cool concept. And you will always know you got your correct order.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2018 11:35 AM (QQ+il)

What happens when three women in burquas come in, and all order different flavors of selfecchino? It is London, after all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2018 12:41 PM (sD2WN)

353 Sure, leech pizza, leech calzone, leech stromboli, spaghetti and leechballs...

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 08, 2018 12:39 PM (NWiLs)

LMFAO...Leechballs? LOL.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:41 PM (4CCz5)

354 some yale shrink said trump will destroy humanity. i'm still looking for the downside. humanity has been dead for years.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 08, 2018 12:41 PM (KP5rU)

355 some yale shrink said trump will destroy humanity. i'm still looking for the downside.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 08, 2018 12:41 PM (KP5rU)



Great. The freeways won't be so crowded.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2018 12:42 PM (HWZCe)

356 Rex Tillerson allowed the BSA to get taken over.

Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2018 12:42 PM (MFsbi)

357 and damn! He can rant!
---
Indeed.

The whole thing about women who reject motherhood infantilizing everyone was definitely has a ring of truth to it.

But it also kind of goes with the Marxist plan of solving the human problem and perfecting humanity. Obviously if everybody could do it, we'd already have perfection. So, it's just a few people who need to solve the problem and get everybody on board.

However, human nature comes into play, and people assume they're closer to solving the problem than they are, simply because they think they're closer.

I was watching yet again, another speaker, in front of an audience, speaking with an air of authority, with all the attention of the audience--and by proxy speaking to me, a separate human who might not share her thoughts--who said "There is no one truth".

That's just stupid: If there was no truth for everybody, then she couldn't say what she said and apply it to me. There might be one truth "for me", but not for her. (Why don't people see things that fall apart as they say them?) But that's not what she means. She means to minister to everybody within ear shot the semblance of universal truth that there is no one (universal) truth.

It's pretty obvious to me that there is a practice of relating universal truths among our social interactions, and she was just parroting that mode of communication. I can tell you all: nothing is true (including what I just said). And I can speak it in the manner of truth, because ministering "truth" is a kind of social interaction. But the content can totally invalidate the purpose of that social interaction.

So in the same way there is a social interaction of "solving problems", but we might not end up solving any.

I think Benjamin might be right in that the safety instinct of many women makes them susceptible to the promise of safety in a proposed solution. Which means we're just facing the junction between Marxist collectivism and mothering.

Posted by: Axeman at January 08, 2018 12:42 PM (vDqXW)

358 Hey, look who's suddenly all "concerned" with Balanced Humour.
Of all the damn people....

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 08, 2018 12:43 PM (H5rtT)

359 Selfieccino... freaking amateurs.



Boobieccino!
Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 08, 2018 12:37 PM (fqHZs)


I'm seeing a marketing option for the strip clubs, in printing out pics of the headliners and future scheduled stars on the off periods.

Entrepreneurship, that's where it's at.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 08, 2018 12:43 PM (2K6fY)

360 And that fucker from ATT.

Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2018 12:43 PM (MFsbi)

361 some yale shrink said trump will destroy humanity. i'm still looking for the downside. humanity has been dead for years.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 08, 2018 12:41 PM


On the plus side, a bunch of Yale students getting nekkid at one of their football games last year debunked the story that the school is well-endowed.

Posted by: Jasper at January 08, 2018 12:43 PM (ctuyM)

362 One weakness in L. Ron's religion: He didn't invent a "power word kill" feature to help adherents defend themselves against non-clear heretics.

Posted by: Zod at January 08, 2018 12:40 PM (Bdeb0)
---
But they get psychic powers--or at least have to fake them--after a certain contribution level (OT level), so Power Word Kill is likely included.

My speculation is that Tom Cruise would call you a "suppressive person" if you told him he couldn't kill with a word.

Posted by: Axeman at January 08, 2018 12:45 PM (vDqXW)

363 ace up

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at January 08, 2018 12:46 PM (mpXpK)

364 Live Nood Oprah

Posted by: Axeman at January 08, 2018 12:47 PM (vDqXW)

365 Not surprising after all the sound 'emergency medical advice' Heidi got here. I got cauterized, super glued, bondo'd, wood puttied and Kosherized...just to name a very few. Oh and the blood letting was epic.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'and now kosher!' at January 08, 2018 12:17 PM (4CCz5)

Ya know, I had such a sense of fulfillment after helping you, from now on whenever an ambulance goes by, I'm gonna chase after it while waving a caulking gun.

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2018 12:48 PM (r2Wc2)

366 And Somalis say they don't even like it here.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 08, 2018 12:31 PM (otAqJ)

Is there a go fund me to send their asses back?

Posted by: F.N.G. at January 08, 2018 12:57 PM (kiSdp)

367 Don't know if anyone voiced it or not regarding the selficino, but Why? Just, WHY?

Posted by: Bill R. at January 08, 2018 01:04 PM (IuYIh)

368 Another picture from the same event is here, scroll down,

http://tinyurl.com/y7akr44v

Harvey's wife is in this one along with Rita, Naomi, and Oprah.

2014 awards event.

Posted by: geoffb at January 08, 2018 01:12 PM (zOpu5)

369 Oprah would make a good Dem she already has plenty of practice giving away free stuff when she had a show.

Posted by: MarkyMark at January 08, 2018 04:32 PM (EwkQh)

370 "There are only two options in Hollywood... Either these women are dumber than a bag of rocks because they didn't know [about sexual scandal], or they are complicit. Pick one!"

There is a third option that accurately reflects what is by far the largest group: those who simply don't care. How you deploy your dingus in your free time and who you take home from the club is not and never will be my concern.

Posted by: Fred at January 09, 2018 01:05 AM (/tMUs)

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