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Thursday Night ONT: ZAZ Edition
What's ZAZ you ask?
Tomorrow will be a more conventional ONT, and of course the ONT is an open thread, so you can talk about anything you'd like, but tonight the question on the floor is this: What is the greatest Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker movie? Singly or together they've made about two dozen movies, but we're going to concern ourselves with their irreverent, slapstick, joke-every-ten-seconds comedies. Which is a shame because Ruthless People is hilarious, but it doesn't quite meet those criteria.
And the finalists are.... The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977) Much raunchier than their other works, KFM burst onto the scene in 1977 and created a genre. Centered around a long spoof of Enter The Dragon (Take him to....Detroit!), KFM featured everything from newscasters watching viewers fuck to Cleopatra Schwartz. Catholic High School Girls in Trouble, Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker..the list of skits goes on and on. Make sure to see it in Feel-A-Round.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Asian Grad Student at January 04, 2018 09:25 PM (A7EKR)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at January 04, 2018 09:26 PM (hMwEB)
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Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2018 09:28 PM (fjf5L)
Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 04, 2018 09:28 PM (+Tibp)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 04, 2018 09:28 PM (AySfS)
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Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 04, 2018 09:29 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 04, 2018 09:29 PM (pCPGh)
Posted by: Perry Helion at January 04, 2018 09:30 PM (gwPgz)
I was about to buy it today when I thought to check y email and it turns out I HAD already bought it a few days after I booked the trip.
I am losing my mind, aren't i?
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at January 04, 2018 09:30 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Sobek at January 04, 2018 09:30 PM (V/tfK)
Posted by: josephistan at January 04, 2018 09:30 PM (ANIFC)
The little local deer better be careful....
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 04, 2018 09:30 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 04, 2018 09:29 PM (+Tibp)
No... I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 04, 2018 09:30 PM (AySfS)
Posted by: NaughtyPine with shifty eyes at January 04, 2018 09:30 PM (G8B7r)
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Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2018 09:31 PM (A7EKR)
Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 04, 2018 09:31 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: josephistan at January 04, 2018 09:31 PM (ANIFC)
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Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2018 09:31 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 04, 2018 09:31 PM (pCPGh)
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 09:32 PM (5Isv3)
Posted by: Little Girl in Airplane at January 04, 2018 09:32 PM (FdNEK)
Posted by: Johnny at January 04, 2018 09:32 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2018 09:32 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Guy who said that went on to be Mike Ermentrout on Breaking Bad.
Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 04, 2018 09:32 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 04, 2018 09:32 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 09:32 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2018 09:32 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at January 04, 2018 09:33 PM (7LY+6)
Slant Eyed Bastard: "Take him to Detroit!"
Honky CIA Agent: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
President Trump's favorite movie, I understand.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 04, 2018 09:33 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 04, 2018 09:33 PM (bNbo2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 04, 2018 09:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Johnny at January 04, 2018 09:33 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: Sobek at January 04, 2018 09:33 PM (V/tfK)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2018 09:33 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Barak Hussien Obama, hiding in an Iranian well at January 04, 2018 09:33 PM (aN6O8)
Airplane!, by far.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 04, 2018 09:33 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Barbara B at January 04, 2018 09:34 PM (FdNEK)
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 04, 2018 09:33 PM (bNbo2)
Robert Stack
Posted by: josephistan at January 04, 2018 09:34 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at January 04, 2018 09:34 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2018 09:34 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 04, 2018 09:34 PM (+Tibp)
Buncha bombs in the air...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2018 09:33 PM (4ErVI)
Hey! It's Enrico Polazzo!
Posted by: josephistan at January 04, 2018 09:34 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: concerned ncj is concerned at January 04, 2018 09:35 PM (nVqFs)
It's obviously due to an effort of extraordinary magnitude.
Watched Top Secret again last year, doesn't really stand the test of time.
Posted by: ibguy at January 04, 2018 09:35 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Sobek at January 04, 2018 09:35 PM (V/tfK)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at January 04, 2018 09:35 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Johnny at January 04, 2018 09:35 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 04, 2018 09:35 PM (NWiLs)
You know, once Leslie Nielsen started doing the slapstick, I couldn't watch any of his previous serious roles without laughing my ass off. There was a Columbo episode ('70s run) with Patrick McGoohan as a CIA guy who kills another agent, played by Leslie Nielsen.
The scenes were supposed to be straight, but I'm laughing my ass at Leslie the CIA agent, imaging Frank Drebin doing just what the character was doing.
Leslie once, in an interview, said here's how I do a serious line: blah, blah, blah.
Now, here's how I do a funny comedy line....and he does the exact same way.
And that's the damn truth.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 09:35 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 04, 2018 09:35 PM (bNbo2)
Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 04, 2018 09:35 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2018 09:36 PM (A7EKR)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2018 09:36 PM (KomcD)
Posted by: Sobek at January 04, 2018 09:36 PM (V/tfK)
Posted by: mindful webworker - content consumed at January 04, 2018 09:36 PM (NU2/k)
https://youtu.be/5Eqju5VxezQ
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at January 04, 2018 09:36 PM (aKvfY)
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 09:36 PM (5Isv3)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 04, 2018 09:36 PM (pCPGh)
Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 04, 2018 09:36 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 04, 2018 09:36 PM (nBzBk)
And Airplane! What a great movie. However I learned my lesson the hard way. Airplane! is not a date movie.
Ruthless People is a superb movie and a date movie as well.
"Police Squad" is best in the TV show, not the movies. Extremely funny throughout. I guess the script writers could not complete more than 6 episodes of that high quality. So they did not.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 04, 2018 09:36 PM (hyuyC)
I wonder if they were ever able to help Don 'No Soul' Simmons.
Posted by: JB1000 at January 04, 2018 09:37 PM (SGGel)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 09:37 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 09:37 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 04, 2018 09:37 PM (Nyyc4)
Posted by: Sobek at January 04, 2018 09:37 PM (V/tfK)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 04, 2018 09:37 PM (fVubI)
It didn't do very well. But it's a very conservative movie, and definitely worth watching if you haven't seen it.
Posted by: junior at January 04, 2018 09:37 PM (nWA7B)
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2018 09:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2018 09:38 PM (/qEW2)
So, Stephen Stucker was the swishy genius of "Airplane!". Apparently the ZAZ guys just rolled film and let him do his thing (as it were). The highlights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U7YU9rZS4w
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 04, 2018 09:38 PM (qJtVm)
Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again."
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 09:38 PM (5Isv3)
Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 04, 2018 09:38 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Sensitive new age guy at January 04, 2018 09:38 PM (mYDmK)
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2018 09:36 PM (A7EKR)
Valeria Golino
You could fry an egg on her abs
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at January 04, 2018 09:38 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 04, 2018 09:39 PM (pCPGh)
Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 04, 2018 09:40 PM (+Tibp)
saying take me to your leader? That beats the paper hat.
KFM
Posted by: Weirddave at January 04, 2018 09:40 PM (Nyyc4)
"Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol."
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 09:40 PM (5Isv3)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 09:40 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: ..-. ..- -.-. -.- at January 04, 2018 09:40 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Minnfidel
It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now....
Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 04, 2018 09:41 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Frank Drebin at January 04, 2018 09:41 PM (FdNEK)
--
They are a lot better looking than the Wachowski brothers or sisters or whataver they are now
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at January 04, 2018 09:41 PM (hMwEB)
>>>>The chick was really hot is what I remember.<<<<
"We call her Little Sizzlin' Belly....."
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 04, 2018 09:41 PM (3DZIZ)
The small room at the front of the plane where the pilot sits, but that's not important now.
Posted by: JB1000 at January 04, 2018 09:41 PM (SGGel)
high of 78 today
how am I supposed to survive Hawaii with less than 80 degree weather?
Posted by: concerned ncj
I don't know. I'm watching the suffering of the PGA Tour players on Maui. I don't know how they can stand it. Why here in NoVA, its a cozy 15 degrees. Nice breeze too. Suppose to go down to 9.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 04, 2018 09:41 PM (Ncqdf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 04, 2018 09:41 PM (EZebt)
Yes,I was attempting to defend my pick of KFM as #1.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 04, 2018 09:42 PM (pCPGh)
Posted by: Axeman at January 04, 2018 09:42 PM (vDqXW)
Holy balls she was hot. And funny.
if I were joking I'd say "What do you do with an elephant with three balls?"
What?
"Walk him and pitch to the rhino."
Yes. Seriously hot.
I just might be binge watching some funny movies this weekend. Well done, Weirddave.
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 04, 2018 09:42 PM (bNbo2)
concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo...
Pinch
hitting for Pedro Borbon...
Manny Mota... Mota... Mota..
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 09:42 PM (5Isv3)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 04, 2018 09:42 PM (lIZQs)
Posted by: Johnny at January 04, 2018 09:42 PM (6Odec)
Airplane! was based on Zero Hour!, starring Dana Andrews:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-v2BHNBVCs
They bought the rights to the Zero Hour! script just to be safe.
Police Squad! was similarly derived from some old QUinn Martin series called "M Squad". There's a similar side-by-side comparison of that as well, if you search for it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 09:42 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 09:43 PM (5Isv3)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 09:44 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 04, 2018 09:44 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Johnny at January 04, 2018 09:44 PM (6Odec)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2018 09:44 PM (4ErVI)
Hot Shots was not bad, but part 2 was even better, I thought.
One of the Zuckers wrote Baseketball which was a pretty fun movie as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 09:44 PM (39g3+)
For a while, every time I saw Obama on tv, all I could think of was
"Schvartze!?I"
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 04, 2018 09:45 PM (NXsWM)
hopefully Ill play those shitbags next week
Posted by: concerned ncj is concerned at January 04, 2018 09:45 PM (nVqFs)
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 09:45 PM (5Isv3)
Leslie Nielsen was fart joke master, as well. A master of the whoopie cushion, and making fart sounds with his hands and under his armpits.
He was doing that all that time on the set, well before he did comedy.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 09:45 PM (8O3HH)
high of 78 today
how am I supposed to survive Hawaii with less than 80 degree weather?
Posted by: concerned ncj
I don't know. I'm watching the suffering of the PGA Tour players on Maui. I don't know how they can stand it. Why here in NoVA, its a cozy 15 degrees. Nice breeze too. Suppose to go down to 9.
It hasn't been above zero here in damn near two weeks.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 09:46 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: junior at January 04, 2018 09:37 PM (nWA7B)
========
I really enjoyed that! Some very un-PC snark, and a very clever premise. And John Voight as "creepy George Washington".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2018 09:46 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 09:46 PM (39g3+)
Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.
Prisoner #1: Where are we?
Prisoner #2: I don't care!
Loo: And these?
Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.
Prisoner #3: I don't know who I am!
Prisoner #4: Yeah. and I don't drink.
Dr. Klahn: Guards!
Kinda like the US Congress......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 04, 2018 09:47 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 04, 2018 09:47 PM (pCPGh)
emergency equipment you can reach. Alert rescue units
every mile of the way, from here to the rockies.
Towergy : Chief . . .
MCrosky : We'll need a pre-landing flight check, tell 'em I want
it in the dispatch office and tell 'em I want it here
fast.
Towergy : Its your wife.
MCrosky : ( To wife ) I want the kids in bed by nine, the dog
fed, the yard watered and the gate locked. And get a
note to the milkman NO MORE CHEESE!
---
http://2000clicks.com/graeme/LangMoviesFunnyAirplaneScript.htm
Posted by: Axeman at January 04, 2018 09:47 PM (vDqXW)
GPS would not recognize the address so I went to google. google took the address I punched in and gave me a slightly modified address. So I went where google said to go. Got to the post office and they had my package. When I was leaving I asked the postperson if he knew the address on their slip was incorrect. His response was "yeah but we had 10,000 of them printed up so we have to use them up."
The post office is giving out docs with the incorrect address. The zip code is right though.
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 04, 2018 09:47 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 04, 2018 09:48 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 09:48 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: jsg at January 04, 2018 09:49 PM (T0yXe)
But the carrier scenes in Hot Shots Part One were very funny to me.
Posted by: -. .- -.-. .-.. -.-- / -.. --- --. at January 04, 2018 09:49 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 09:46 PM (39g3+)
---
It's aged surprisingly well.
Unlike Bill Cosby: Himself.
Posted by: Axeman at January 04, 2018 09:49 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: that doesn't even make sense at January 04, 2018 09:49 PM (+lOpA)
don't think we're gonna live through this. And... I've never been with a
man before....
That's from Airplane 2. A lot of the lines you think are from Airplane! are from Airplane 2, that's why it's so amazing ZAZ weren't involved. And Shatner's Buck Murdock is much better than Robert Stack's Rex Kramer.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 04, 2018 09:49 PM (Nyyc4)
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2018 09:50 PM (+lOpA)
The little local deer better be careful....
Posted by: Grey Fox
A few years ago a coyote walked into a downtown Chicago Quiznos and went into the beverage refrigerator. At the time there were photos of people standing there looking at it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 04, 2018 09:50 PM (+lVUW)
It started off slow, except for the soft porn, which caught Mr. H's interest, but then it got better. At the end, my eyes got a little misty.
Hugh Grant is adorable, which helped.
Posted by: ALH at January 04, 2018 09:50 PM (fjf5L)
Posted by: Otto Pilot at January 04, 2018 09:50 PM (6Odec)
High and The Mighty is a great movie too. Robert Stack, John Wayne and a lot of other character actors.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 04, 2018 09:50 PM (AySfS)
Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.
Prisoner #1: Where are we?
Prisoner #2: I don't care!
Loo: And these?
Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.
Prisoner #3: I don't know who I am!
Prisoner #4: Yeah. and I don't drink.
Dr. Klahn: Guards!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 04, 2018 09:47 PM (EoRCO)
Can't believe you omitted the dialog after, which was wonderful. From memory.
Dr. Klahn (to Prisoner # 4): Do you care?
Prisioner #4: No
Dr. Klahn: Guards! Put this man in Cell Number 5 and GIVE HIM A DRINK!
Guard (to Prisoner #4): What do you drink?
Prisoner #4: I don't care
Posted by: Splunge at January 04, 2018 09:50 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2018 09:44 PM (4ErVI)
But they made Soul Plane with no problem at all. It was a continuous line of white people jokes. None very funny.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 04, 2018 09:50 PM (pCPGh)
Posted by: Weirddave
Irony can be pretty ironic. - Shatner
Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 04, 2018 09:50 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 09:50 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 04, 2018 09:51 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 04, 2018 09:49 PM (Nyyc4)
Loved Shat in that.
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2018 09:51 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: SGTYork at January 04, 2018 09:51 PM (ITvKk)
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 09:51 PM (5Isv3)
The droning propeller noise in Airplane! (on a jet, of course), was straight from the soundtrack of Zero Hour.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 09:52 PM (8O3HH)
Robert Stack: No! That's what they'll be expecting us to do!
Posted by: Splunge at January 04, 2018 09:52 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 09:53 PM (L3YlV)
Posted by: -. .- -.-. .-.. -.-- / -.. --- --. at January 04, 2018 09:53 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 04, 2018 09:53 PM (bNbo2)
Only two of the ZAZ guys were involved in Top Secret! with Val Kilmer. Apparently his first role, too. But that was really hilarious.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 09:54 PM (39g3+)
I remember that now, and had forgotten. I was laughing my ass off. IIRC, he grabs on to the statue's dick for dear life, after being screamed at for grabbing the girl's boobs.
The dick grows erect....and breaks off in his hand, and he comes in the room like he's attacking the girl with the giant concrete dildo.
I was laughing my ass off.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 09:54 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2018 09:54 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2018 09:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 04, 2018 09:54 PM (Nyyc4)
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 04, 2018 09:54 PM (UC678)
The underwater bar fight was pretty wild too. They did some very creative stuff in that one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 09:54 PM (39g3+)
"We're from the Church of religious conciousness, would you like to make a donation?"
Hari-Krishnas:
"No thanks, we gave at the office."
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 04, 2018 09:55 PM (AySfS)
Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 04, 2018 09:55 PM (+Tibp)
The post office is giving out docs with the incorrect address. The zip code is right though.
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 04, 2018 09:47 PM (MTjB1)
===
You found it, didn't you? Sheesh. *eye roll*
-USPS
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 04, 2018 09:55 PM (EZebt)
"I want to believe the path you threw out for consideration in Andy's office that there's no way he gets elected--but I'm afraid we can't take that risk. It's like an insurance policy..."--FBI Counterintelligence Deputy Peter Strzok
"Although this blind sedition was so small that a portion of the police force was able to nip it in the bud...you can rest assured that your comrades in the Islamic Republic's army would be ready to confront the dupes..."--IRI Major General Abdolrahim Mousavi
Iran Deploys Revolutionary Guards to Quell "Sedition"...and Obama Deployed the FBI/FISA/Mueller Deep State Guards to Quell the Trump Movement "Sedition". That's the Mullah/Mueller link.
Both are criminal conspiracies to thwart legitimate mass movements for freedom. One in Iran, one in America. Yes, the details are different; for example, we don't shoot young dissenters in the street here, except for Seth Rich.
But it's the same criminal impulse to cling to power at all costs.
And Obama backed them both.
But that's not important now.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 04, 2018 09:55 PM (Ndje9)
Villian: Who are you, and how did you get in here?
Frank Drebin, under cover as a locksmith: I'm the locksmith, and, I'm the locksmith
Posted by: Splunge at January 04, 2018 09:55 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Otto Pilot at January 04, 2018 09:56 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2018 09:56 PM (tnRJU)
*walks away tearfully*
"What a pisser!"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 04, 2018 09:56 PM (AySfS)
Kind of along the lines of KFM is "Amazon Women On the Moon" and it's hilarious as well.
Posted by: Mitchell at January 04, 2018 09:57 PM (ZhFYR)
If only "Cleopatra Schwartz" was actually made......what a movie!
"While she burned the ghetto to the ground, he kindled the Sabbath candles."
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 04, 2018 09:57 PM (EoRCO)
Frank Drebin, under cover as a locksmith: I'm the locksmith, and, I'm the locksmith
Posted by: Splunge at January 04, 2018 09:55 PM (Vb4BV)
Ha! Best ONT in a long time. My face hurts from all the laughing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 04, 2018 09:57 PM (bNbo2)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 04, 2018 09:57 PM (Nyyc4)
Posted by: SGTYork at January 04, 2018 09:58 PM (ITvKk)
Posted by: Malaking Baboy at January 04, 2018 09:58 PM (0vgCj)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 09:58 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Laser White Penis at January 04, 2018 09:58 PM (9rx6L)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMByDfFMPcE
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 09:59 PM (39g3+)
I only did it because I had a coupon.
I gotta admit, it apparently looks better than ever.
Posted by: Dang at January 04, 2018 09:59 PM (8b+oT)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 04, 2018 09:59 PM (KxxpQ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 04, 2018 09:51 PM (CNHr1)
shooting last weekend in Denver? the cop ambush?
Within 1 mile of my old home... in a real nice suburban neighborhood... 1 block away from me were 1 million dollar homes....
You just never know now... no where is actually safe.
Posted by: Don Q. at January 04, 2018 09:59 PM (NgKpN)
NOAA says with wind chill correction temps will not be above 0F until maybe Sunday night, ouch!
Posted by: Perry Helion at January 04, 2018 09:59 PM (gwPgz)
YES! Thank you for reminding me... I gotta go watch that movie now.
Posted by: SGTYork at January 04, 2018 09:59 PM (ITvKk)
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 04, 2018 10:00 PM (bNbo2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 04, 2018 10:00 PM (AySfS)
Phil Harris, the singer.
Which makes that movie my dad's PERFECT MOVIE. Which he had no idea even existed until I told him about it. A John Wayne movie with Phil Harris?!
(Sadly, Phil doesn't sing. Thankfully, Wayne doesn't either.)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 04, 2018 10:00 PM (fVubI)
"We've got to put a stop to these afternoon football games!"
"And now the East German National Anthem, sung by the East German Women's Olympic Team!"
Posted by: SGTYork at January 04, 2018 10:00 PM (ITvKk)
"Well, there was a choice: Chicken or fish."
"I remember- I had the lasagna."
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 04, 2018 10:01 PM (AySfS)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at January 04, 2018 10:02 PM (Ps5c1)
That's from Weird Al's 'UHF.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2018 10:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 04, 2018 10:02 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down
That was brilliant.The lines are funny because they deliver them with such seriousness.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 04, 2018 10:02 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 10:02 PM (5Isv3)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 04, 2018 10:03 PM (Nyyc4)
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 04, 2018 10:03 PM (bNbo2)
Posted by: colfax mingo at January 04, 2018 10:03 PM (C8LGv)
"Joey, do you like movies with gladiators?"
"Joey, ever spend time in a turkish prison?"
"Joey, ever like it when Scraps humps your leg?"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 04, 2018 10:03 PM (AySfS)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 04, 2018 10:03 PM (EZebt)
I was laughing my ass off.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 09:54 PM (8O3HH)
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For me, the funniest part in the sequence was afterwards when his uptight supervisor was reprimanding him "I can't believe these charges of misconduct! Breaking and entering ... assault with a concrete dildo!"
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2018 10:04 PM (/qEW2)
IIRC, Peter Graves balked at saying those lines. They had to really coax him into doing it, telling him, trust us, it's gonna be funny as hell, they're not going to think it's sick, it's going to be funny.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 10:05 PM (8O3HH)
*tink*
*KABOOM!*
As I'm thinking of it, Top Secret is filled with so many more sight gags than dialogue jokes partly because the Zuckers/Abrams were somewhat restricted with plane interiors, etc.
Seriously, this is a movie with a scene in a European park that has a giant statue of a pigeon, and several guys fly in, pee on it, and fly out again...and then the statue poops.
And then there's the pony singing opera and coughing:
"Is he OK?"
"Oh sure, he's just a little horse."
Posted by: SGTYork at January 04, 2018 10:05 PM (ITvKk)
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since i never got my Moron's Guide to Morons and 'Ettes, remind me, where is it you live? (generally speaking, of course)
i live in a supposedly upscale part of Lost Angels, and we have drug
dealers, strolling hostesses, home invasions, and all the other
attractions of the inner city, which i also suspect are Section 8
related, among other causes.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 04, 2018 10:05 PM (JTKl5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2018 10:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ice-T at January 04, 2018 10:06 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: jsg at January 04, 2018 10:06 PM (T0yXe)
He looks up slowly, and the camera view moves with his eyes...and it's just an empty pair of boots, standing there in his path. Big sigh of relief.
Posted by: Splunge at January 04, 2018 10:06 PM (Vb4BV)
serious work and made them genuinely funny: Lloyd Bridges, Leslie
Nielsen, Peter Graves..."
Val Kilmer doing his own singing...
Posted by: SGTYork at January 04, 2018 10:07 PM (ITvKk)
this is fantastic, and I didn't know about Zero Hour and it's connection to Airplane!
Which is of course, my #1 ZAZ movie.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 04, 2018 10:07 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2018 10:04 PM (/qEW2)
Was that the scene with the Dirty Harry callback?
Posted by: Splunge at January 04, 2018 10:08 PM (Vb4BV)
Out of those? Airplane, no question. Ruthless People is awesome... criminally under rated. I mean, it's well known, generally, but unlike Airplane, it doesn't get the kudos it deserves.
Posted by: otho at January 04, 2018 10:08 PM (qGuLD)
lawn, infiltrating a Nazi headquarters, when, suddenly, the toes of a
shiny black pair of boots appear right in front of his eyes."
And then there's the scene of two guys in a cow suit....
"You're always in such a bloody rush!"
Posted by: SGTYork at January 04, 2018 10:08 PM (ITvKk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2018 10:09 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 04, 2018 10:09 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 04, 2018 10:10 PM (+Tibp)
One of the Police Squad episodes was near frame by frame replica of an M Squad episode.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 10:10 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: T at January 04, 2018 10:11 PM (MmeCn)
No. We can't risk violating the Geneva Convention."
'My father was born in the United States, but managed to escape in a hot air balloon during the Carter administration.'
Posted by: SGTYork at January 04, 2018 10:11 PM (ITvKk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
I'm ashamed to say I actually bought a ticket to that mess.
All I can remember about it is that Meryl's kids didn't show enough appreciation when she made their lunches or something, so she cheated on her husband. The dang whore.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 04, 2018 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 04, 2018 10:11 PM (QU+qf)
Apparently the guy who spoke actual Korean in that movie was apologizing to Korean audiences. They just told him to talk Korean for a while.
Posted by: Splunge at January 04, 2018 10:12 PM (Vb4BV)
Never saw him in another role like the Miami Vice wannabe.
Posted by: Axeman at January 04, 2018 10:12 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 10:12 PM (L3YlV)
Thanks for the correction. Still funny, but not as funny as Airplane, Ruthless People, or Top Secret. All of which I own.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 04, 2018 10:12 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: davidt at January 04, 2018 10:12 PM (FdNEK)
"Joey, do you like movies with gladiators?"
"Joey, ever spend time in a turkish prison?"
"Joey, ever like it when Scraps humps your leg?"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 04, 2018 10:03 PM
Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?
Posted by: NaughtyPine with shifty eyes at January 04, 2018 10:12 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:11 PM (39g3+)
Don't forget Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
Posted by: Splunge at January 04, 2018 10:12 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:11 PM (39g3+)
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He had the best lines in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
Posted by: Axeman at January 04, 2018 10:13 PM (vDqXW)
"This could be the stupidest man in the world. Perhaps we should shoot him".
Posted by: Weirddave at January 04, 2018 10:13 PM (Nyyc4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
I'm ashamed to say I actually bought a ticket to that mess.
All I can remember about it is that Meryl's kids didn't show enough appreciation when she made their lunches or something, so she cheated on her husband. The dang whore.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 04, 2018 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
Word is that the Japanese loved that movie. Appealed to their sense of the tragedy of life, or something.
Posted by: Splunge at January 04, 2018 10:13 PM (Vb4BV)
This is ... different.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 04, 2018 10:13 PM (GroCc)
Here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBRKnxyOqSg
Police Squad/M Squad comparison.
They did the same thing there. Take some serious B-movie level schlock and make it funny.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 10:13 PM (8O3HH)
Never saw him in another role like the Miami Vice wannabe.
Posted by: Axeman at January 04, 2018 10:12 PM
His best role was in RP. One of the funniest cretin characters ever committed to film.
Posted by: otho at January 04, 2018 10:14 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:14 PM (39g3+)
The little local deer better be careful....
Posted by: Grey Fox
A few years ago a coyote walked into a downtown Chicago Quiznos and went into the beverage refrigerator. At the time there were photos of people standing there looking at it.
Posted by: nerdygirl
So, one customer liked the squished mouse ads
Posted by: Jean at January 04, 2018 10:14 PM (yM/Yl)
A suspect on Police Squad wearing a jacket that had PENN STATE on the back. The next time they showed him it said STATE PEN.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2018 10:15 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: SamVonSam at January 04, 2018 10:15 PM (YgGDs)
Posted by: Only in America at January 04, 2018 10:16 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: KFM at January 04, 2018 10:16 PM (FdNEK)
Posted by: otho at January 04, 2018 10:14 PM (qGuLD)
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He was so memorable that I watched the credits for his name in the theater.
Posted by: Axeman at January 04, 2018 10:16 PM (vDqXW)
Been a Val Kilmer fan for a long time. Real Genius is one of my favorites, partly because my older son reminds me of the kid, and Kilmer's character was a very positive influence for an awkward genius.
Gay Perry in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang...
His Doc Holliday was one of the best performances ever.
All of which makes up for his version of Batman. But that was not his fault, really.
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 04, 2018 10:16 PM (bNbo2)
And... nice beaver!
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/948975795195793408
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/948975892667170817
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/948975981921959936
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https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/948976224461901825
Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2018 10:16 PM (eh0Va)
Buy travel insurance. Maybe 4-6 policies. Make a potential girlfriend a beneficiary. Mail each one her copy. Much more memorable than flowers.
Not that I ever did that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 04, 2018 10:16 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Frank Drebin at January 04, 2018 09:41 PM (FdNEK)
How sexist. We henceforth demand to be called 'vagina skwerls'.
Posted by: Weasel previously know as 'Beaver'. at January 04, 2018 10:16 PM (Cybcm)
Posted by: Splunge at January 04, 2018 10:17 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 04, 2018 10:17 PM (CNHr1)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/948976308893245440
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/948976409996943361
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/948976526728540160
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/948976614548926476
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/948976709428219904
Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2018 10:17 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Eleanor
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Many credit card issuers, as part of the benefits of using the card, have a hefty life insurance policy on the card user, if you are killed while you are traveling and used the card as payment for the means of travel.
Check your card's terms and conditions. You may be surprised.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2018 10:17 PM (tr2D7)
Gay Perry in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang...
His Doc Holliday was one of the best performances ever.
All of which makes up for his version of Batman. But that was not his fault, really.
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 04, 2018 10:16 PM (bNbo2)
Was not bad as the Saint either...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 04, 2018 10:18 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Axeman at January 04, 2018 10:18 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Axeman at January 04, 2018 10:18 PM (vDqXW)
Robert Downey Jr's character: So...still gay?
Gay Perry: No, I'm up to my ears in pussy. I just like the name.
Posted by: Splunge at January 04, 2018 10:18 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: MathMom at January 04, 2018 10:19 PM (dU+m0)
Apparently Oregon has passed a law that makes it legal to pump your own gasoline at the gas station.
Hilarity, predictably, has ensued.
Posted by: junior at January 04, 2018 10:20 PM (nWA7B)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 04, 2018 10:20 PM (hyuyC)
Kilmer did the best he could with what he was given (so did George Clooney, for that matter). Kilmer was completely into that role, he really sold it as Batman but was handed crap as a script by people who really knew nothing of the character or stories. I've never seen him turn in a bad performance, even in a pretty minor role like in Heat. And without him, Tombstone would have flat out sucked.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Axeman at January 04, 2018 10:18 PM (vDqXW)
Yes. kinda forgot about that one, having only seen it once.
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 04, 2018 10:20 PM (bNbo2)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 04, 2018 10:20 PM (cu8/f)
Yeah the internet is having loads of fun with that, but here actually in Oregon... not particularly a matter of any significance or notice. Its not like nobody has ever traveled out of the state. Most people in Portland have been to Washington State lots of times and pumped their own gas.
But its given people something go goof on, for a while, and forget the crapfest going on in politics.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:21 PM (39g3+)
Apparently some women are bleaching their er, poop chute too, I have no idea why anyone would do either.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:22 PM (39g3+)
Once again, a friend recognizes one of the babes there.
That's Emily Addison, "actress" (IFYKWIMAITYD), but I never knew she went red head for a while.
You can find her work in the usual places, of course. Some complain about her boobs being too "perfect", too balloon bolt-on looking, not natural.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 10:22 PM (8O3HH)
Apparently Oregon has passed a law that makes it legal to pump your own gasoline at the gas station.
Hilarity, predictably, has ensued.
Posted by: junior
https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=369876
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2018 10:23 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 10:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 04, 2018 10:23 PM (k2Hcx)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 04, 2018 10:20 PM (cu8/f)
Of course not. It's ridiculous.
My balls however...
Posted by: eleven at January 04, 2018 10:23 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 04, 2018 10:20 PM (cu8/f)
As a White Man... uh... no...
Unless its so it glows in the dark?
Posted by: Don Q. at January 04, 2018 10:23 PM (NgKpN)
http://tinyurl.com/yaaz5qw2
The Justice Department has launched a new investigation into allegations the Clinton Foundation used "pay to play" politics while Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State, Fox News has confirmed.
Totally somnolent and inactive, that Sessions guy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
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Your Grace, I have one and I can't understand it either.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2018 10:24 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 04, 2018 10:20 PM
Can't help you. I like mine whatever hue it was made. Not really sure why you'd want to whiten the willy? I really have no idea why it's a thing.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 10:24 PM (L3YlV)
Val Kilmer was great in Tombstone, Heat, Kill The Irishman and Wonderland. I consider him an excellent actor that brings real character to his roles, but has, for some reason spent most of his career doing less than stellar movies.
Posted by: otho at January 04, 2018 10:24 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 04, 2018 10:24 PM (oVJmc)
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Vulvae too. Well labia majora specifically. And it's not really "whitening", but "pinking". Lightening. Skin in those regions can be darker by a good bit and contrast sharply with the normal skin tone.
The idea is to lighten it, and make it blend in with the surrounding skin.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 10:24 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:14 PM
One of my friends and I went to see it and we decided, even before we looked it up, that a guy had written the story. A hot-to-trot Italian slut in the middle of farm country who banged the first guy who showed an interest. Every time she was upset, Eastwood's character offered her a beer or played jazz on the radio. And then the finale: the grown children honor her request to have her ashes sprinkled in the river; half-Italian kids would've sooner flushed Mama down the toilet!
Posted by: NaughtyPine with shifty eyes at January 04, 2018 10:25 PM (G8B7r)
The focus this time: Do unto others...?
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14310
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 04, 2018 10:25 PM (itfg0)
Isn't that more a feature than a bug?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:26 PM (39g3+)
One of the things I find funniest is how many people in Airplane! (and Zero Hour) had the fish. Fish just isn't that popular.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Always have the lasagna.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2018 10:26 PM (IqV8l)
There are two kinds of people; those that want their peepee whitened, and those that don't know that it is required of them. Training is necessary, and the Social Justice Warriors are just the people to explain it.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at January 04, 2018 10:26 PM (GroCc)
Posted by: vivi at January 04, 2018 10:27 PM (11H2y)
They do this in all the movies listed above. For example, in Airplane: "Looks like I picked the wrong time of the week to quit (x,y,z)". Also the scene in which they have to calm the hysterical woman, and the people at the back of the line are carrying weapons.
Here is a scene from Naked Gun 2 1/2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D19nGdtF-Xk
You can see a lot of it in Fistful of Yen. I'm not sure if anyone did this before them.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2018 10:27 PM (/qEW2)
Oh, and those in the Shep Smith/Anderson Cooper/and twink community do the same pinking/lightening for their Johnsons.
I don't think any straight man would do that if you paid him. But maybe some of these millennial young bucks might be into it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 10:27 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Doc at January 04, 2018 10:27 PM (FdNEK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 10:27 PM (KP5rU)
Some are darker in color than the rest of the guy.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2018 10:28 PM (zGsgt)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 04, 2018 10:28 PM (lLeln)
Mayor Barkley; "Oh, Drebin, I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the south side. Understand? That's my policy"
Drebin; "Yes, well when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That's MY policy"
Mayor Barkley; "That was a Shakespeare in The Park production of Julius Caesar you moron! You killed 5 actors, good ones!"
Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2018 10:28 PM (eh0Va)
"Joey, ever spend time in a turkish prison?"
"Joey, ever like it when Scraps humps your leg?"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 04, 2018 10:03 PM
Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?
"Say, Scraps is a boy dog."
Posted by: Beartooth at January 04, 2018 10:28 PM (KxxpQ)
Posted by: Axeman at January 04, 2018 10:18 PM
Yes. His love struck lines were hilarious and so sincere, and the facial expressions! The rest of the movie was meh.
Posted by: NaughtyPine with shifty eyes at January 04, 2018 10:29 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 04, 2018 10:17 PM (CNHr1)
What is your purse afraid of?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 04, 2018 10:29 PM (z79tQ)
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That's because if it was for guys, there would be a lot more explosions, and the female lead's husband would turn out to secretly be the bad guy and need to be killed by the male lead in a fit of righteous fury... that segues into the final scene in which the male lead's having sex with the female lead.
Roll credits
Posted by: junior at January 04, 2018 10:30 PM (nWA7B)
Well, when you're showing it off, you want to look your best......I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 10:30 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2018 10:30 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:31 PM (39g3+)
Not that I ever did that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
LOLOLOL!! OK, that's a rationale I can understand!
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 04, 2018 10:31 PM (QU+qf)
What is your purse afraid of?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 04, 2018 10:29 PM (z79tQ)
I heard Leslie Nielsen read that line.
Might be time to adjourn for the evening.
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 04, 2018 10:31 PM (bNbo2)
To make it look smaller.
Posted by: woke brutha joke at January 04, 2018 10:31 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 04, 2018 10:32 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 10:32 PM (L3YlV)
The girls our heroes have always wanted finally are talking to them seriously. One says they have to go into the bathroom to fix their faces.
The kid asks "whats wrong with your face?"
They have no answer. He doesn't know girls and doesn't know code for "we have to take a huge dump" but ends up complimenting them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:33 PM (39g3+)
https://twitter.com/HNIJohnMiller/status/949031574217125890
And since it's a Twitter thread I don't have to slowly type it all.
Posted by: geoffb at January 04, 2018 10:33 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 10:34 PM (5Isv3)
Might be time to adjourn for the evening.
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 04, 2018 10:31 PM (bNbo2)
Good. It was meant as that kind of one-liner.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 04, 2018 10:35 PM (z79tQ)
Cold is bad.
Cold and alone is so worse.
Make me laugh, morons.
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 10:34 PM (5Isv3)
If lena dunham was the only company you would swim to the arctic circle to be cold and alone.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 04, 2018 10:35 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 04, 2018 10:35 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: NaughtyPine with shifty eyes at January 04, 2018 10:35 PM (G8B7r)
Check your card's terms and conditions. You may be surprised.
Posted by: Tonypete
That's interesting -- I did not know that. However, it is not somethinf I'd be paying extra for -- I don't use cards with annual fees, and I don't carry a monthly balance. My question is, why would you actually BUY such a policy?
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 04, 2018 10:35 PM (QU+qf)
Berke Breathed did a good Sunday strip about the man's version of Bridges, and after a flowery buildup leads to Steve Dallas typing:
"And out of the truck emerge... three stewardesses."
Opus is looking over Steve's shoulder and hollers ,"Six!"
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 04, 2018 10:36 PM (bNbo2)
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 10:34 PM (5Isv3)
*holds up mirror*
how's that?
Posted by: Moron unclear on the concept at January 04, 2018 10:36 PM (z79tQ)
at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped
scientist, only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a
deserted island, who then turned out fifteen years later to be the
leader of the French underground.
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Everyone always rips off my plot lines!!!
Posted by: zombie sir francis bacon at January 04, 2018 10:36 PM (QCX64)
Checking the Radar Range - "Ten more minutes, chief...."
Some guy taking his laundry out of one of the control panels....
When the sh*t literally hits the fan....
I love "Airplane!"......
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 04, 2018 10:37 PM (uDcBt)
The Social Justice Nonsense on ESPN doesn't always bother me, but it's been especially annoying tonight. I've been watching college basketball, which is one of the few things they still do a good job with, and one of the commentators, f***ing Walton something or other, has spent like half the broadcast talking about Utah (which I guess is where they are) and how it's such a great place for solar energy experimentation and being progressive in the fight to stop climate change. Which, a) no, and b) shut up and focus on the @#$%ing game already! I've changed it to Cops three or four times to get away from the stupid hippie.
Posted by: T at January 04, 2018 10:11 PM (MmeCn)
Yup. Bill Walton. Ugh.
I'm an Arizona fan and have to watch my 'Cats with the sound turned down when Bill Walton's calling their games. Brain-fried old hippy doesn't know when to STFU, constantly stirs sh*t with the play-by-play guy (who looks like he'd rather be anywhere than doing a game with Bill. He also doesn't GAF how much he doesn't know.
Posted by: Hands at January 04, 2018 10:39 PM (EzdLW)
...
I would ignite the closest lightsaber and sleep inside her belly. Like Luke and the Tauntaun.
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 10:39 PM (5Isv3)
She smells even worse... on the inside...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 10:41 PM (5Isv3)
http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/367541-fbi-launches-new-clinton-foundation-investigation
Posted by: muggs at January 04, 2018 10:42 PM (Sk0w5)
So, my introduction to KFM was this one time one of the kids from my church youth group (high school age), who's about as straight laced as you might find (now an LCMS pastor), had a party at his house over the holidays of basically our group, minus the adults who usually ran it, and he had heard KFM was like Monty Python and the Holy Grail level funny, so he rented it and we all watched as part of the festivities.
And it was very funny.
Unintentionally.
Posted by: Methos and 81,326 other people want Last Jedi erased from canon at January 04, 2018 10:42 PM (XQvuQ)
Are you the police?
(15 cops with rifles appear on the roof)
No, we're the National Rifle Association
Posted by: Chuck C at January 04, 2018 10:42 PM (0V2ki)
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 10:42 PM (5Isv3)
Posted by: NaughtyPine with shifty eyes at January 04, 2018 10:35 PM
Haven't seen that one. Eh.... it usually doesn't hurt to give a Kilmer film a shot, even if it's only so-so. He's usually good, unless he's phoning it in.
Posted by: otho at January 04, 2018 10:43 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 04, 2018 10:32 PM (L3YlV)
I think that sounds like LOADS of fun!! (Just as long as you're dressed warmly for it!)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 04, 2018 10:43 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 04, 2018 10:43 PM (T3JzS)
E.g. "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Or
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Posted by: Inconceivable! at January 04, 2018 10:45 PM (Rp+oT)
if she'll leave him to be with you...
she'll leave you to be with the next guy.
You don't have the magic wang that makes them stay. You're not James Bond.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January
you know, insurance
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 04, 2018 10:46 PM (MTjB1)
I guess he figured that not a lot of Russians would think: "Hey! He's stealing that from a thirty-year-old American comedy movie!"
Posted by: The Arc of History at January 04, 2018 10:47 PM (dlwIY)
Mayor Barkley; "Oh, Drebin, I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the south side. Understand? That's my policy"
Drebin; "Yes, well when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That's MY policy"
Mayor Barkley; "That was a Shakespeare in The Park production of Julius Caesar you moron! You killed 5 actors, good ones!"
Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2018 10:28 PM (eh0Va)
It's her emphasis on "Good ones!" that makes it so funny for me.
Posted by: josephistan at January 04, 2018 10:48 PM (ANIFC)
she'll leave you to be with the next guy.
You don't have the magic wang that makes them stay. You're not James Bond.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January
so, who is complaining about her leaving? it is after the adulterous sex though?
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 04, 2018 10:49 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: The Arc of History at January 04, 2018 10:49 PM (dlwIY)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2018 10:28 PM (eh0Va)
It's her emphasis on "Good ones!" that makes it so funny for me.
Posted by: josephistan at January 04, 2018 10:48 PM (ANIFC)
Again: serious actors being seriously funny.
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 04, 2018 10:50 PM (bNbo2)
...
unless, of course you bleach regularly...
Posted by: happy sun, full of fusion at January 04, 2018 10:50 PM (5Isv3)
You know, today, I had a round with a stupid prescription for my father. Long story, but they have him taking Belsomra for sleep. They had given him a trail script early, then wrote another one, which was filled on Dec. 18th. For 10 pills. It ran out.
Well, the script was supposed to be for 90. That's what the doctor's office says. But the pharmacy doesn't have it. They have only the script for 10, but can't explain what happened.
Now Belsomra is controlled (only Schedule IV), but still controlled. So the doctor's offfice can't just write another one without an act of Congress or something.
It will be Monday before anyone is there with the authority to do it. And even then they might not.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 10:51 PM (8O3HH)
Hmmm. Now that you mention it, I recall that the person who gave me that book was - myfather-in-law. Yikes -- I wonder if that was a message??
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 04, 2018 10:52 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at January 04, 2018 10:53 PM (k6NDF)
Posted by: vivi at January 04, 2018 10:53 PM (11H2y)
regular health insurance will only pick up a fraction of costs, and accidents are not uncommon for travelers
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 04, 2018 10:54 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 04, 2018 10:54 PM (MTjB1)
"they want the pinky ring!!!!! give them the pinky ring!!!"
Posted by: concrete girl at January 04, 2018 10:54 PM (nBzBk)
KFM: Rex Kramer part time airline mechanic, full time dare devil.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 04, 2018 10:55 PM (do1hq)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 04, 2018 10:55 PM (0ecq3)
Posted by: davidt at January 04, 2018 10:55 PM (FdNEK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgTzlXdviWk
Posted by: vivi at January 04, 2018 10:57 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 04, 2018 10:57 PM (0ecq3)
Couple of things....
Since Ol Val Kilmer is on the mind....what did y'all think of him in The Saint?
And......what's y'alls opinion on battery powered Heated garments?
You know, heated socks, jackets, etc......
I haven't tried any of those clothes in many years, frankly the old tech sucked.....but I reckon with tech advances....the results should be far more proficient.
Saw a Dewalt and Milwaukee battery powered Heated jacket and thought....If power tool companies are in on this tech, well....maybe it ACTUALLY works well....
Anyone with first hand feedback?
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 04, 2018 10:57 PM (JGzeX)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2018 10:57 PM (eh0Va)
Having trouble finishing that.
The easier it is to find in the dark?
Posted by: Splunge at January 04, 2018 10:57 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 04, 2018 10:58 PM (cu8/f)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 04, 2018 10:55 PM (0ecq3)
I really love to think that anything will come of all this. I really do.
But I bet little, if anything, will happen, aside from a handful of token perp-walks featuring mid-level operatives.
The denizens of the swamp appear to be immune to flame throwers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 04, 2018 10:59 PM (bNbo2)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 04, 2018 10:59 PM (0ecq3)
Nothing about that movie worked for me, but I can't really say I ever liked the character, even when Roger Moore played him. I read a couple of the books but was not impressed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:59 PM (39g3+)
337 My favourite bit from all those movies is not even a one-liner. It's when they are crawling into the base and up to a pair of jackboots--empty.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn
In "Top Secret" that is.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 04, 2018 11:00 PM (0ecq3)
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 04, 2018 11:00 PM (MTjB1)
Also starring Chevy Chase's dick. Seriously. There is a dick scene.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 04, 2018 11:01 PM (Nyyc4)
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down at January 04, 2018 11:02 PM (bNbo2)
Posted by: Zombie Janet Reno at January 04, 2018 11:02 PM (sXefu)
I may be misremembering the name. At any rate, it was similar to a Zucker Brothers movie, but I don't think it was made by them.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 04, 2018 11:02 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 11:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 04, 2018 11:03 PM (T3JzS)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 04, 2018 10:35 PM (QU+qf)
++++
It was one of the plot element in Airport. The bomber bought travel insurance, at the airport iirc, for his flight. His reason was he was going to blow himself and the plane with him to get money for his wife, though I don't imagine that would be a reason the insurance companies would approve of.
That movie was from the 70's and the book it was based on was published in the 60's. Maybe they stopped selling travel insurance in airports, because I can't recall ever seeing a place to buy it there.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 04, 2018 11:03 PM (pvjTE)
You don't have the magic wang that makes them stay. You're not James Bond.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Paolo has the magic wang.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2018 11:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 04, 2018 11:03 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 04, 2018 11:03 PM (Nyyc4)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2018 11:03 PM (eh0Va)
if it was the intent of abc to have the atf and the media look good, they have failed miserably.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 04, 2018 11:04 PM (nBzBk)
There's a joke in there somewhere, but I can't think of it.
And again, the only dudes doing that are the type that don't like girls, I'm pretty sure.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 11:04 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 04, 2018 11:05 PM (wSC8T)
There's a joke in there somewhere, but I can't think of it.
And again, the only dudes doing that are the type that don't like girls, I'm pretty sure.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January
really? you don't think married couples in lib strongholds will be getting his and hers bleaching packages? How would some respectable girl with a freshly bleached ass let someone with an unbleached wang anywhere near her?
Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 04, 2018 11:06 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 04, 2018 11:06 PM (JTKl5)
You don't have the magic wang that makes them stay. You're not James Bond.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Paolo has the magic wang.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2018 11:03 PM (IqV8l)
My line, you have stolen it. Just as The Paolo has stolen your wife.
Posted by: The Paolo at January 04, 2018 11:06 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 11:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 04, 2018 11:06 PM (JTKl5)
you must be a young un
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 04, 2018 11:08 PM (hMwEB)
How in the hell did the subject of bridges even come up?
And.......Airplane for the win! Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 04, 2018 11:09 PM (mMeIQ)
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not sure, but that might be mutually exclusive sets you're talking about.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 04, 2018 11:09 PM (JTKl5)
"How 'bout we bleach some dicks? Obamacare covers it."
"OK, I'll handle the laser, and you...restrain the subject."
"Do you think they'll notice the 40 % shrinkage?"
This has all the makings of a superhero origin story.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 04, 2018 11:10 PM (0ecq3)
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not sure, but that might be mutually exclusive sets you're talking about.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January
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Posted by: ---.-./-.--- - at January 04, 2018 11:11 PM (MTjB1)
You know, I learned something. FOr everything up to Sch II, they can electronically send it to the pharmacy. My own doc does that. But for Sch II (this is the strong opioids basically), it has to be written.
But sometimes they don't want to do, aren't set up, or just don't and make them do written.
It's going to get worse and more of a hassle with the crackdown on opioid abuse.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 11:11 PM (8O3HH)
watching the stupid abc waco thing.
if it was the intent of abc to have the atf and the media look good, they have failed miserably.
Posted by: concrete girl at January 04, 2018 11:04 PM (nBzBk)
You can thank me later.
Posted by: Zombie Janet Reno at January 04, 2018 11:11 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 04, 2018 11:08 PM (hMwEB)
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no, just sheltered. i didn't get out much as a kid/teen, and what i did get to see was *very* restricted.
since then, i've never been much into going to the theater, mostly because traffic, cost and asshole audiences here in Lost Angels, and i almost never watch the vidiot, even though we have Dish TV.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 04, 2018 11:12 PM (JTKl5)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2018 11:12 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 11:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 04, 2018 11:13 PM (hMwEB)
There was a joke concerning this on Barney Miller.
IIRC, Wojo was afraid of flying. Yamana gives him a few bucks and asks him to buy insurance on himself with Yamana as the beneficiary. Wojo is shocked that Yamana would be betting on his death. Yamana's response: Have I ever hit on a longshot?
Posted by: Chuck C at January 04, 2018 11:13 PM (0V2ki)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 10:08 PM (39g3+)
It's his show now, he's in charge. The Big Cheese, the Head Honcho, Numero Uno
Posted by: Rex Kramer at January 04, 2018 11:13 PM (eh0Va)
Yeah, I agree 100%. They could produce a video of Hilary handing over the 20% of American plutonium and she would still slide. As long as the perp has a (D) behind their name, they are totally immune.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 04, 2018 11:14 PM (T3JzS)
Hi Miley,
Good to see you again. Happy New Year.
T
Posted by: Farmer at January 04, 2018 11:14 PM (yJ1e6)
Again, I think Jim Comey bleaches his ass. And his dick.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 11:15 PM (8O3HH)
I'm guessing when you buy a ticket at the airport they might offer it too automatically
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 04, 2018 11:15 PM (hMwEB)
https://tinyurl.com/y9q8cfv2
Maybe someone should tell Sezzzzzions that Hillary has a bunch of weed. LOL!
Posted by: keena at January 04, 2018 11:16 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 04, 2018 11:16 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Sam Andreas, Snowflake 2nd Class, Beta Male Corps., Corvallis Section at January 04, 2018 11:17 PM (qYCgM)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 11:17 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2018 11:17 PM (eh0Va)
The San Andreas fault goes out to see around San Francisco and doesn't go anywhere near Oregon. But its not impossible that a really huge earthquake could be caused by something that also triggers other fault lines, and that could cause eruptions and quakes in Oregon.
Several mountains in Oregon an Washington are still active, if quiet, volcanoes like Hood and Rainier. Those two erupting would cause inconceivable damage to both states.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 11:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tuna at January 04, 2018 11:19 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Pug Mahon in the Upside Down
________
My elderly father has a sense of humor that barely tops out above zero. But say that line to him, and he'll start laughing.
Posted by: Furious George at January 04, 2018 11:19 PM (2Omzf)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 04, 2018 11:19 PM (hMwEB)
But sometimes they don't want to do, aren't set up, or just don't and make them do written.
It's going to get worse and more of a hassle with the crackdown on opioid abuse.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 11:11 PM (8O3HH)
---------
I take generic Ambien (Zolpidem) to sleep. I see a Doc in the Box nearby for this, because $50/visit. I have to fill said 90 day prescriptions about 10 miles away because apparently said doc is on a DEA list and those pharamcies close to him will not fill his prescriptions.
Sucks.
Posted by: Side draft at January 04, 2018 11:21 PM (Inw/M)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 04, 2018 11:21 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2018 11:21 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: RM at January 04, 2018 11:21 PM (eP+dt)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 04, 2018 11:21 PM (nBzBk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 11:22 PM (39g3+)
Hmmm. Now that you mention it, I recall that the person who gave me that book was - myfather-in-law. Yikes -- I wonder if that was a message??
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 04, 2018 10:52 PM (QU+qf)
It's kinda how people play Billy Idol's "White Wedding" at wedding receptions, despite the song belittling the idea of marriage.
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 04, 2018 11:22 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at January 04, 2018 11:22 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: RM at January 04, 2018 11:22 PM (eP+dt)
Posted by: Rex Kramer at January 04, 2018 11:13 PM (eh0Va)
That was actually Shat as Buck Murdoch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 04, 2018 11:22 PM (AySfS)
Posted by: Sam Andreas, Snowflake 2nd Class, Beta Male Corps., Corvallis Section at January 04, 2018 11:17 PM (qYCgM)
Supposedly, everything West of I-5 is predicted to be toast if one of the Juan de Fuca plate faults lets go.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 04, 2018 11:23 PM (2K6fY)
Airplane! was the best.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2018 11:23 PM (/Ioag)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 04, 2018 11:24 PM (T3JzS)
Posted by: steevy at January 04, 2018 11:21 PM (LiyEm)
They actually bought the rights to Zero Hour and many of the lines are actually the same... at least on paper.
Posted by: Surely, I'm Hat at January 04, 2018 11:24 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2018 11:24 PM (/Ioag)
Oh man what a day.
First, my boss at my job has officially entered B-word territory, and she's already close to C-word status.
Second, my PC has been alternately throwing tantrums a la Glenn Close/Fatal Attraction ("I'M NOT GOING TO BE IGNORED!!") and just not working at all, so I decided it was time to migrate my Microsoft 365 programs over to my Mac.
MISTAKE. I went ahead and bought another subscription at Microsoft's site.
SURPRISE! After spending 70 hard-earned bucks, It turns out that all I managed to do was ADD another year to the subscription that's chained to the failing PC. I finally reached a woman in live chat at Microsoft, and she was very kind and patient, but informed me my only real recourse is to either (a) buy Microsoft Office Home Edition, so I can have installs on up to 5 PCs or Macs (way more than I need), or deactivate my PC subscription and reactivate it on my Mac.
Well, I had been seeing I had a subscription on my PC, so I went looking for that setting in the Microsoft account website. ANOTHER SURPRISE! NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN, Microsoft REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE MY PC SUBSCRIPTION EVER EXISTED. Except, of course, to tell me I can't install anything on my Mac.
So now my only recourse is to spend another 100 bucks, when it looks like the odds are about 5-to-1 I'm gonna get my ass canned tomorrow.
Really beginning to understand the white-hot hatred a lot of folks have for Gates & Co.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2018 11:25 PM (eMKNe)
Oh, here's another very flexible girl:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybj7gtz3
I'm gonna call that NSFW. She's wearing an itty bitty bikini and I can't see any naughty bits, but still. When watching that, any straight man (or lesbo) is not going to be having pure thoughts at all.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 11:26 PM (8O3HH)
Concrete girl, whatever you do, do NOT go to utube and watch Waco: Rules of Engagement.
Love each other fellow babies
Posted by: teej at January 04, 2018 11:26 PM (BN/jk)
I've mentioned here before that my cousin's wedding reception got Bizarre Love Triangle on their playlist.
The one about Ian Curtis's love life.
Talk about a jinx.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2018 11:26 PM (/Ioag)
Posted by: NaughtyPine with shifty eyes at January 04, 2018 11:26 PM (G8B7r)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at January 04, 2018 11:27 PM (LOq4H)
They show a joke, and then immediately afterwards show several
variations on that joke, each increasing in the level of absurdity.
"
not to be disagreeable, but what you're talking about is called the "running gag" and it was actually a staple of the Marx Brothers' movies.
Posted by: SGTYork at January 04, 2018 11:29 PM (ITvKk)
I've mentioned here before that my cousin's wedding reception got Bizarre Love Triangle on their playlist.
The one about Ian Curtis's love life.
Talk about a jinx.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2018 11:26 PM (/Ioag)
Ex Wife had 'Rebel without a Clue' by Bonnie Tyler played at our wedding...
Should have taken it as a sign...
Posted by: Don Q. at January 04, 2018 11:29 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Tuna at January 04, 2018 11:29 PM (jm1YL)
They show a joke, and then immediately afterwards show several
variations on that joke, each increasing in the level of absurdity.
"
not to be disagreeable, but what you're talking about is called the "running gag" and it was actually a staple of the Marx Brothers' movies.
Posted by: SGTYork at January 04, 2018 11:29 PM (ITvKk)
The Aristocrats....
Posted by: Don Q. at January 04, 2018 11:29 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2018 11:30 PM (eMKNe)
We got Hulu because I wanted FNC, do any others carry it?
We are saving about $65 a month.
Posted by: Farmer at January 04, 2018 11:30 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: concrete girl at January 04, 2018 11:31 PM (nBzBk)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 11:15 PM (8O3HH)
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AND his hard drives...
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 04, 2018 11:31 PM (JTKl5)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at January 04, 2018 11:31 PM (T3JzS)
The thing is, right now, its cheaper than getting me a cell phone just so I can chat with mom every day. But if they keep raising the price -- which probably will happen without net neutrality -- then I might look into a cheapo phone that you buy minutes for.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 11:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: George Tirebiter at January 04, 2018 11:32 PM (/zyrl)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2018 11:32 PM (/Ioag)
Oh, here's another very flexible girl:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybj7gtz3
I'm gonna call that NSFW. She's wearing an itty bitty bikini and I can't see any naughty bits, but still. When watching that, any straight man (or lesbo) is not going to be having pure thoughts at all.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 11:26 PM (8O3HH)
++++
Kinda neat how she plants her ass on top of her own head. I guess that would make the Around the World a much shorter trip.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 04, 2018 11:33 PM (FUu/Z)
Different strokes for different folks.
Posted by: RM at January 04, 2018 11:33 PM (eP+dt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 11:33 PM (39g3+)
'Wyatt Earp' was the superior film, with Dennis Quaid's Doc Holiday in a superior performance.
That is all.
Posted by: SGTYork at January 04, 2018 11:33 PM (ITvKk)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2018 11:35 PM (/Ioag)
You wouldn't have to move much at all.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 11:35 PM (8O3HH)
... not Life Of Brian, Holy Grail, Galaxy Quest, Blazing F"35ing Saddles...??
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2018 11:36 PM (/Ioag)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2018 11:37 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 11:37 PM (KP5rU)
There are running gags in Funny Thing Happened
(Buster Keaton has the good one. He's actually running).
And that's by Plautus, died 184 BC.
Although I think Funny Thing is really a zany remake of a completely straight play of the time, Zero Hour Happened on The Way to The Forum.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 04, 2018 11:38 PM (H5rtT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixiYZ9DPk8o
Posted by: Paul at January 04, 2018 11:38 PM (H7dia)
Posted by: CM9000 at January 04, 2018 11:39 PM (PvK0J)
In all honesty, Doc Holliday was all rep. The only person he killed that anyone knows of is in that one gun battle near the Corral. He was dying and didn't give a damn, so I think that intimidated people, but he never was a killer, not like Hardin or Hickock.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 11:39 PM (39g3+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z9Ismh1elM
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2018 11:40 PM (/Ioag)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 04, 2018 11:41 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Sam Andreas, Snowflake 2nd Class, Beta Male Corps., Corvallis Section at January 04, 2018 11:41 PM (qYCgM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 11:33
Scumbag actually resigned. Lisa Smith was sworn in w/ the new Congress from MN.
Posted by: Farmer at January 04, 2018 11:42 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 11:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2018 11:43 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2018 11:44 PM (0ogQG)
Doesn't anybody love me anymore?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2018 11:43 PM (eMKNe)
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what do you mean, "anymore"?
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 04, 2018 11:45 PM (JTKl5)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2018 11:45 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 11:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2018 11:46 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2018 11:43 PM (eMKNe)
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you pay short time, you get short time!
you heah fo hour aready... you go NOW!
Posted by: Thai Bleach Boi at January 04, 2018 11:46 PM (JTKl5)
Posted by: Farmer at January 04, 2018 11:42 PM (yJ1e6)
'----
Scumbag waited it out until his Congressional pension was secured. Fcuk him.
Posted by: Side draft at January 04, 2018 11:47 PM (Inw/M)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 04, 2018 11:45 PM (QCX64)
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they drew his name out of the basket or whatever.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 04, 2018 11:48 PM (JTKl5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 11:48 PM (39g3+)
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Or Mt. St. Helens.
*cough*
Note that the area around Mt. St. Helens has been closed off to hikers at least once since the eruption in 1980.
Posted by: junior at January 04, 2018 11:48 PM (nWA7B)
This shoulc become a regular feature, like the old Abe Vigods life-watch.
"It's May the Thirrd. Has Franken retired yet?" Suitable salute to the SOB.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 04, 2018 11:48 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 04, 2018 11:48 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2018 11:49 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Ladyboy Pul Mai Kok at January 04, 2018 11:49 PM (8O3HH)
Last January, no less than seven cruise ship arrivals were disrupted on four different arrival days & times, due to the USCG and the Port of Galveston being closed to traffic, due to heavy fog.
Both a Carnival and Royal Caribbean ship "enjoyed" two extra days at sea, due to these delays. The rest were all delayed by a single day.
Imagine now, if you will, the thousands of busted airline connections, missed flights, shattered wedding plans, critical business meetings that fell through.
That's a whole lot of money needing to be spent, just to get back home, by folks who didn't budget those funds.
Trip insurance covers the direct costs of new airline tickets, rental cars, hotels if needed, to complete the trip.
Some trip insurance policies even reimburse for lost work days, as well as provable costs due to say, rental for a reception hall for a wedding that didn't happen because of the delay.
Trip insurance isn't "life insurance", like the old "flight insurance" they used to sell from the airport kiosks and vending machines.
If you're going to fly during the ice n' snow seasons, or make more complex plans such as a cruise, tour or "all inclusive" down to Cancun or such.
*Always* buy the Trip Insurance. It's cheap. And if you die in Cancun, it pays the tens of thousands of dollars to get your carcass home, too.
Don' know if it covers eating the spoiled fish on the Airplane, though.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 04, 2018 11:50 PM (QzJWU)
Again.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2018 11:50 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Otto at January 04, 2018 11:50 PM (S6ArX)
I believe the term that best describes Franken is 'goniff'.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2018 11:50 PM (/Ioag)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2018 11:51 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 11:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Side draft at January 04, 2018 11:47 PM (Inw/M)
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but of course he did...
we need an Amendment prohibiting pensions for elected federal positions, plus pay them maybe O-3 pay, and make them stay in barracks type housing while in DC, using public transportation to get around.
take away the glamour and the perks, and we'd have fewer life-time seat holders.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 04, 2018 11:51 PM (JTKl5)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2018 11:52 PM (/Ioag)
I don't think congress should HAVE a pension. No retirement at all. You serve, you get out. But good luck getting THAT passed by the very people who benefit from it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Exactly why there will never be term limits.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2018 11:52 PM (IqV8l)
Your mistake was giving xher the reach around. It's like a quantum thing. If you don't make a measurement, you don't know, and it could be a real girl.
Schrodinger's Tranny.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at January 04, 2018 11:52 PM (8O3HH)
I swear, when I first saw CSI-Miami and the lead guy (Caruso?) kept pulling that same slick move in total seriousness, I cracked up. You'd think after Airplane! no one would ever do it again.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 04, 2018 11:53 PM (0jtPF)
I bet Joe Biden was crushed that he wasn't there to grope any tween daughters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 11:53 PM (39g3+)
Kilmers Doc was more "entertainin"......Really, "I'm your Huckleberry".....And the twirlin cup scene.......for example....
Where as Quaids Doc was far more "authentic".......an a superb performance.
Both were Excellent IMHO.........but for different reasons.
Of course, Kirk Douglas played Ol Doc pretty fuckin good as well.....
I wonder if Christian Bales new Western will be worth a fuck......
That genre, more than most, has suffered tremendously with the "snowflake" mentality that has been spoilin DipshitWood for decades.....
There's no fuckin way a movie like The Searchers get made today......he'll, I doubt Last of The Mohicans get made in remotely the same grandeur now a days......
Safe Space Revisionism in action.........
Anyways, how about those battery powered clothes.....Any thoughts from the Horde of Warmth?
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 04, 2018 11:54 PM (JGzeX)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 04, 2018 11:54 PM (JTKl5)
Posted by: Brown Line at January 04, 2018 11:54 PM (S6ArX)
I agree, make it suck as much as the founders envisioned: public service like jury duty. Low pay, no benefits, poor housing, minimal power. Serve out of duty, not greed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 11:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 11:51 PM (39g3+)
Yeah well his stupidity got Sleepy Jeff to cede all authority on a huge scandal to someone that is connected to it.
Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2018 11:55 PM (cAnNx)
More solid entries. Love the "Sloppy Steve" thing - wonder if he used that prior to this time, in private? Wouldn't surprise me - Bannon has worked at his disheveled appearance for some time.
And while obvious, still excellent that he points out economic numbers like we have right now, under the previous prez, would be a gigantic story.
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 04, 2018 11:56 PM (QDnY+)
His best recurring role was as Bill Paxton.
Posted by: wooga at January 04, 2018 11:56 PM (n5VsB)
Daily life there must be like living in a live-action Warner Bros cartoon sometimes, although with a lot more starving and less sanitation.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 04, 2018 11:57 PM (eMKNe)
Al Franken did that huh? All by himself. Amazing.
Love this story that the Norks have been bombing themselves by accident.
Yeah my reaction to the North Koreans bombing themselves was "again?"
They did it a while back. A huge swath of the nation was suddenly on fire a while back under Clinton I think it was. Just... suddenly, for no apparent reason.
They're no threat to us, something the left does not seem to get.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 11:59 PM (39g3+)
Progress!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2018 12:01 AM (/Ioag)
McCarthy has a column up in which he labels Manafort's suit over the scope of Mueller's inquiry "frivolous" - haven't read it yet, but McCarthy himself has pointed out the problem with appointing a special counsel when no specific crime is known or suspected, so I'm wondering.
Also, the delays and stonewalling of the HPSCI - twice requiring the intervention of the Speaker to unravel, as far as we can tell - is absurd and inexcusable. Existence of ongoing investigation should not matter - and there is no conceivable excuse for not working things out or pleading "investigation" with Nunes *the day after the subpoena is issued* - yet we have a pattern of 11th hour semi-compliance. Ridiculous. Unless things are being misreported (and this stuff is only being covered by the few real journalists in the Beltway, so that seems less of a concern), or Nunes is a kook, Rosenstein, and possible Sessions and Wray, inspire Zero confidence or respect.
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 12:02 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2018 11:32 PM (39g3+)
IF you have a fast and reliable internet connection, combine three things:
1. Any ordinary POTS phone where you plug RJ11 into a copper pair. Anything from an old AT&T slimline with a real bell and a pre-tangled cord to a new Panasonic cordless or a FAX or anything else. Just not a fancy office phone that needs a PBX.
2. An ObiTalk IP < -- > phone RJ11 device, ca. $50, available at Amazon, one-time purchase, no recurring charges, uses WIFI or CAT5.
3. A free google.com/voice account with a real live phone number, no charge for national calls. Associated phone number may be outside of your actual area code, like, say, if you live in 517 (mid-Michigan) you might get an 810 number (northern lower peninsula).
There you go - now your only monthly fee is the internet connection you already had, you have a real number you can dial in and out from, and whatever ordinary phone you want. The audio quality is even better for both parties if one has that setup, even if the other is on a cell phone.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 05, 2018 12:04 AM (y87Qq)
If you're going to fly during the ice n' snow seasons, or make more complex plans such as a cruise, tour or "all inclusive" down to Cancun or such.
*Always* buy the Trip Insurance. It's cheap. And if you die in Cancun, it pays the tens of thousands of dollars to get your carcass home, too.
Don' know if it covers eating the spoiled fish on the Airplane, though.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Thanks for that explanation, Jim! I did not know it is now different from the old "crash, die and we pay" type of policy they used to sell airports.
Of course, all my travel has been either business or strict point A-to-point B personal, no cruises or other complicated stuff.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 05, 2018 12:06 AM (QU+qf)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eSL6Nv2ZdQ
[3 mins 18 secs]
Posted by: andycanuck at January 05, 2018 12:06 AM (QCX64)
i haven't seen her in ages...
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 04, 2018 11:54 PM (JTKl5)
Teachin' her grandbabies to turn wrenches, somewhere up in the Frozen Midwest, IIRC.
She does need to drop in to the ONT for some mandatory reorientation, time to time, I think.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2018 12:11 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 11:37
Thanks chavez. we think the change will rock.
Posted by: Farmer at January 05, 2018 12:11 AM (yJ1e6)
His health issues have done terrible things to the man.
I felt bad...that hardly happens.
Posted by: nip at January 05, 2018 12:12 AM (NUH4Q)
Posted by: MAxIE at January 05, 2018 12:16 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: SGTYork at January 04, 2018 11:29 PM (ITvKk)
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Yes, I guess it falls under that category. Now I'm recalling that Monty Python also used a lot of similar gags. I never really liked Groucho so I've never seen a Marx bros movie. The ZAZ bring their own special panache to it though.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 05, 2018 12:17 AM (/qEW2)
I think Val Kilmer doesn't deserve what happened to him
Posted by: Kindltot at January 05, 2018 12:18 AM (2K6fY)
First of all, the concept and terminology of "deal" doesn't sit well, at all.
Unless there are standing statutory or other restrictions on what can be shared with oversight committees, it is not up to executive branch agencies to decide what they will share. Period. They are subordinate to the Congress in our system. Ex. office of the president, or matters dealing with direct communication with the president, fall under executive privilege, which is different, and inapplicable here.
And - again - WTF with 11th hour, grudging compliance, including running to mom (Ryan) to tell her that dad (Nunes) is being unfair?? If you get a f***king subpoena from House intel, and you don't plan to comply, you tell them the next day, and give your reasons - and suffer the consequences.
Report says docs will be unredacted - which will mark a change from things so far, I think.
Former DOJ official quoted by Herridge opined that the FBI is not accustomed to such scrutiny. Well la de da, f**k them and their ignorant, arrogant snowflake mindsets. Maybe - just some wild speculation here - the absence of outside scrutiny is one of the things that led to what appears the complete, constitution-destroying derailment of the FBI and DOJ.
They're public servants, subordinate to elected officials. Congress is such a pathetic, atrophied, irresponsible mess - permitted by a brain-dead electorate - that *this* is the level of arrogance and cluelessness we have in key institutions. We saw the cowardice and passivity of Congress under Obama - it's not changed. Except, perhaps, for a handful of members. Little has changed.
And I wish Leslie Nielsen were available to give press briefings. He and Sam Kinison.
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 12:19 AM (QDnY+)
I never really liked Groucho so I've never seen a Marx bros movie.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 05, 2018 12:17 AM (/qEW2)
I don't understand those words in that order.
Posted by: rickl at January 05, 2018 12:19 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 04, 2018 11:37
Thanks chavez. we think the change will rock.
Posted by: Farmer at January 05, 2018 12:11 AM (yJ1e6)
PlayStation Vue, which does have an app at least on Amazon Fire TVs is 39.99 a month and seems to have Fox News on the basic package.
Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2018 12:21 AM (cAnNx)
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/network/vue/channels/
Posted by: buzzion at January 05, 2018 12:22 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: MAxIE at January 05, 2018 12:16 AM (9TR2V)
I'm seldom aware of the behind-the-scenes politics, scheming, machinations and other forces which affect AoS and the ONT.
I *mostly* hate seeing long time Horde self-vacate the premises, regardless of the reasons.
That said, there's a distinction between "bailed", as described above, and "flounced", in the vein of the late-yet-not-lamented jeffchem.
Pity of it is though, sometimes, that difference becomes one without very much distinction.
We must all hang together, or we shall all surely hang separately.
Seem to recall reading of that, somewhere.
/franklin
More Morons iz whutz mo' bettah, I sez.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2018 12:22 AM (QzJWU)
They're public servants, subordinate to elected officials. Congress is such a pathetic, atrophied, irresponsible mess - permitted by a brain-dead electorate - that *this* is the level of arrogance and cluelessness we have in key institutions.
As long as they keep the spice flowing...
And as the country turns more blue...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 12:24 AM (IqV8l)
i've got an e-mail addy here, someplace.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 12:25 AM (JTKl5)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 05, 2018 12:26 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 12:27 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 05, 2018 12:26 AM (mMeIQ)
Sadly, yes. We do.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2018 12:27 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 12:28 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 05, 2018 12:29 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 05, 2018 12:29 AM (mMeIQ)
You harbored Bin Laden for years.
*mic drop*
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 05, 2018 12:30 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 12:32 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rickl at January 05, 2018 12:19 AM (sdi6R)
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Doesn't he strike you as kind of sneering and narcissistic? Even though the movies have a high reputation for their comedy, his persona just had nothing sympathetic about it and I've never been tempted to watch the films. I think he affects me in the same way that Donald Trump affects Ben Shapiro. Some of my favorite comics like Woody Allen are huge fans, I just can't.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 05, 2018 12:32 AM (/qEW2)
I really grew to like him during his short stint on Mitch Romley's fake presidential campaign of 2012. I liked having a catty queen on our side for once. The dude was sort of a proto-Milo in that sense, and I thought it was dumb of Romley to fire him, but now I know Romley had zero intention of winning and Grenell was ultimately an obstacle in the way of losing graciously, so of course he had to go.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 05, 2018 12:34 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 12:37 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Beowulf at January 05, 2018 12:37 AM (QCX64)
I know Romley had zero intention of winning
Dog in the manger has to dog in the manger ... by all means, Utahans, send this folded like a cheap suit has-been to the Senate!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 05, 2018 12:37 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 12:38 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 05, 2018 12:38 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 12:38 AM (Ckg4U)
Boobs is a good default. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 05, 2018 12:39 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at January 05, 2018 12:40 AM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 05, 2018 12:40 AM (wSC8T)
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we talked with an NRA lawyer over the hollerdays, and she told me that there is a *very* good chance the DOJ will be forced to announce, as they did with the latest "AW" nonsense, a delay in the start of the law, due to the fact they have not complied with the legal requirements for it to go into effect.
when i talked to CRPA this week they said their lawyers were looking at the issue, and that there should be a press release on the matter shortly
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 12:40 AM (lurxo)
464 Franken was already a celebrity so his taking the pension was just greed.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 04, 2018 11:52 PM (/Ioag)
Boy, oh boy, is comedy gonna SOAR now that he's back in the saddle!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 05, 2018 12:41 AM (pNxlR)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 05, 2018 12:39 AM (aMlLZ)
I can dig it. Al Bundy used to read "Biggunz" regularly. Those are nice, but I'll take a well-proportioned handful and be thankful for it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 12:41 AM (Ckg4U)
The thread being as flaccid now as a Clorox-ed dick?
Posted by: andycanuck at January 05, 2018 12:42 AM (QCX64)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 12:38 AM (Ckg4U)
You missed the previous thread-consider yourself lucky.
A rare case when bleach made things icky.
Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at January 05, 2018 12:42 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 12:38 AM (Ckg4U)
If you suck in real life as thoroughly as the voice mail system on your phone's carrier service, you could be a zillionaire in Whorrywood.
OTHER. WISE.
How the hell is you, Brother Slap? *grin*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2018 12:43 AM (QzJWU)
He's actually exactly what the US should be saying/showing to Germany at this point. He's presumably got the Brit insight/disdain for the worst European ideas, but he'd be backed by Trumpian energy (the UK being, sadly, a sinking ship with many worthy people stuck aboard).
Imagine the comments on the insane German groveling to their Islamic lessers, at home and abroad. Almost as good as having Sam Kinison as WH press secretary.
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 12:43 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 05, 2018 12:43 AM (QCX64)
A rare case when bleach made things icky."
-Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at January 05, 2018 12:42 AM (zCyNd)
I've been a part of too may threads like that. Thank goodness I didn't have to witness another.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 12:43 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 12:44 AM (lurxo)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 12:44 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 05, 2018 12:46 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 12:47 AM (lurxo)
On Thursday, French president Emmanuel Macron criticized the United States and Israel for encouraging anti-regime protests in Iran claiming, inter alia, that such talk would lead the world closer to war. "The official line pursued by the United States, Israel and Saudi Arabia, who are our allies in many ways, is almost one that would lead us to war," Macron told reporters.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 12:47 AM (IqV8l)
Congress is such a pathetic, atrophied, irresponsible mess - permitted by a brain-dead electorate - that *this* is the level of arrogance and cluelessness we have in key institutions.
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 12:19 AM (QDnY+)
Great comment. And "atrophied" is a good word.
Congress has completely abdicated its constitutional authority. From "impeachment is off the table" to passing continuing resolutions instead of budgets, to "omnibus" spending bills so members don't have to record votes on specific items, Congress has become fundamentally unserious.
Congress created Federal agencies and gave them the power to write regulations with the force of law. Congress could exercise oversight over those agencies or abolish them entirely when they run amok, but they don't. Congress could impeach and remove Federal judges who overstep their authority, but they don't.
So now we have an Executive branch with dictatorial powers and a Judiciary with dictatorial powers. Congress, which is supposed to represent the People and the States, has voluntarily neutered itself. No 1933-style Enabling Act was necessary.
Congressmen and Senators enjoy the trappings of power and the juicy pensions, and of course getting rich from inside knowledge and being exempt from the laws they pass. Apart from that, Congress no longer seems to have an actual purpose today.
Posted by: rickl at January 05, 2018 12:47 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 12:44 AM (lurxo)
There is hope. I mixed 'em up FIFTEEN gallons of Ed's Red, and it's all in the soak.
Next step, into the Hot Wash for transmission parts, in the same (post filtration) solution.
If I can save it all without pitting, it'll be a miracle.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2018 12:48 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 05, 2018 12:48 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 12:47 AM (IqV8l)
French fucking faggot. They learned nothing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 05, 2018 12:48 AM (aMlLZ)
Well... That's WeirdDave's "signature". At least they are below the fold and not interfering with the main page.
They are all good by the way, WeirdDave.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 12:48 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 12:38 AM
Music?
Posted by: otho at January 05, 2018 12:49 AM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2018 12:47 AM (IqV8l)
So surrender documents are being drawn up in three languages?
Posted by: Miklos de Trianon at January 05, 2018 12:49 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: The Dude Abides at January 05, 2018 12:50 AM (JGzeX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at January 05, 2018 12:50 AM (yCOH/)
If there is a near-revolution in the judiciary - esp. SCOTUS personnel changes - that returns it to something like a judicial system as opposed to a rogue unaccountable super-legislature for idiots, then maybe there's hope. But at the moment, for 2A matters, the authoritarians are in full control, and Heller has been effectively "over-ruled" by the "lower" courts.
Bet you a case of craft beer that CA outlaws all semi-auto rifles, or at least apes NY and MD, by the end of this year. Why not? The constitution doesn't apply here, the 9th is a Third World lawless farce, and SCOTUS cringes and snivels while its rulings are dismissed with contempt. Meanwhile, this ammo nonsense is going to be a body-blow, once the price effects are fully developed. Most damaging CA law yet.
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 12:50 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 05, 2018 12:48 AM (PmCoA)
Remember that little traitorous bag of shit who showed the Persians the hidden path in the movie 300? Obama makes him look George Washington, or as my Italian granny would say. George a-wash.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 05, 2018 12:51 AM (aMlLZ)
-Posted by: rickl at January 05, 2018 12:47 AM (sdi6R)
Mark Levin compares them to a potted plant and he is correct.
YOU HEARD ME!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 12:51 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 12:44 AM (Ckg4U)
What, you want an ordinary greeting to the ONT?
Nahhhh, ain't gonna happen.
*rolls out red carpet stained with Ed's Red, Hoppe's No. 9 and Break Free, and Cheetos dust*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2018 12:52 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 05, 2018 12:52 AM (PmCoA)
-Posted by: otho at January 05, 2018 12:49 AM (qGuLD)
This musical act hit #1 on the American Top 40 with "Come on Eileen".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 12:52 AM (Ckg4U)
They're public servants, subordinate to elected officials. Congress is such a pathetic, atrophied, irresponsible mess - permitted by a brain-dead electorate - that *this* is the level of arrogance and cluelessness we have in key institutions. We saw the cowardice and passivity of Congress under Obama - it's not changed. Except, perhaps, for a handful of members. Little has changed. . .
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid
Preach it, brother.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 05, 2018 12:52 AM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 12:52 AM
Easy. Dexy's Midnight Runners.
Posted by: otho at January 05, 2018 12:53 AM (qGuLD)
Posted by: MAxIE at January 05, 2018 12:54 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 05, 2018 12:54 AM (/Ioag)
-Posted by: otho at January 05, 2018 12:49 AM (qGuLD)
This musical act hit #1 on the American Top 40 with "Come on Eileen".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 12:52 AM (Ckg4U)
Ok lets not get silly.lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 05, 2018 12:55 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 12:56 AM (Ckg4U)
anyone in CA. who doesn't already have at least 3K rounds for every common caliber they use deserves what they're getting imho
Posted by: MAxIE at January 05, 2018 12:56 AM (9TR2V)
In any case, we're not talking about Cameroun or Chad, so France has no say and no importance. They are tough and effective in Africa, useless everywhere else, and esp. in the Mid-East.
Tell me again, boy - and please have your mom leave the room .... oh, that's your wife, sorry! - what % of your laughable military forces are currently assigned to protecting Jewish targets in France from your newest citizens and their offspring? Last time I checked it was around 40%.
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 12:56 AM (QDnY+)
Me......."Fuckin A".....
Hmmmm, PUFF, PUFF.....arhemmm..........
Whooooaaaaaa......Man.........Far Out........
Thai Stick in the past.....when contemplating the perception of the existential congruence of rug nucturation with......Fuckin Brevity an what not.......WHOA......
RUGS FOR EVERYONE!
Posted by: The Dude Abides at January 05, 2018 12:56 AM (JGzeX)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 05, 2018 12:57 AM (PmCoA)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 05, 2018 12:55 AM (aMlLZ)
All I have is "silly", amigo. "Angry, Bitter and Furious" are the other options.
Have some operatic ManOWar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sj1vSGW-F4
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 12:58 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: MAxIE at January 05, 2018 12:58 AM (9TR2V)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 05, 2018 12:59 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 05, 2018 12:59 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 01:00 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 05, 2018 12:59 AM
Thoughts?
Posted by: otho at January 05, 2018 01:00 AM (qGuLD)
Take cheer, It's all coming together.
The FBI cabal is breaking-Comey is gone, McCabe is on his way out, Strzok has been demoted and its still in the target sights, Priestap is probably the last of the main poisonous actors there, and will be grilled next week.
OIG report coming in about 2 months.
At DOJ, Sally Yates is gone, and Ohr (and his missus) is under the gun. Lisa Page is exposed.
They had years to dig in, and will take flamethrowers to clear the bunkers.
Posted by: Miklos de Molnar at January 05, 2018 01:00 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 12:58 AM (Ckg4U)
Is that anything like my Revenge Mode 1, Revenge Mode 2, and Genocide?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 05, 2018 01:01 AM (aMlLZ)
Congress created Federal agencies and gave them the power to write regulations with the force of law. Congress could exercise oversight over those agencies or abolish them entirely when they run amok, but they don't. Congress could impeach and remove Federal judges who overstep their authority, but they don't.
So now we have an Executive branch with dictatorial powers and a Judiciary with dictatorial powers. Congress, which is supposed to represent the People and the States, has voluntarily neutered itself. No 1933-style Enabling Act was necessary.
Congressmen and Senators enjoy the trappings of power and the juicy pensions, and of course getting rich from inside knowledge and being exempt from the laws they pass. Apart from that, Congress no longer seems to have an actual purpose today.
Posted by: rickl
You preach it, too, brother Rick!!
Heh, I love the thought of Milo as ambassador to Germany -- altrhough I'm mighty fond of Richard Grenell too. I'm happy for him.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 05, 2018 01:01 AM (QU+qf)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 05, 2018 01:01 AM (aMlLZ)
Close. Although I don't have the facilities to perform the third operation.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 01:02 AM (Ckg4U)
"......You mean other than Pacifism..."
Posted by: Walter Kochek at January 05, 2018 01:02 AM (JGzeX)
My favorite (as in "you have to be f***ing kidding me!") part? The dedication at the end. "To all those affected by the battle" (think I have this right)
WTFF? Is there any better, more stunning example of the mind-rot of Europe and most of the UK?
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 01:02 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 01:03 AM (lurxo)
Posted by: Shopgirl: #KStateWonTheirs at January 05, 2018 01:04 AM (Ch2LU)
Posted by: MAxIE at January 05, 2018 12:54 AM (9TR2V)
That's OK, MAxIE.
I just prefer more present, than absent.
Not everyone here will be my friend, nor I, theirs.
But, a Brother sharpens a Brother, like Iron upon Iron.
Bet that Slap can crank out the scriptural reference for that one?
Weft Cut Loop used to VEX me with endless deprecations as to my nic, signature and such.
And though I flamethowered in response, I did not hate, nor pout, nor flounce or whine to the COBs.
In time, Weft came to ignore the "unique" nature of my sig, and I thus no longer had to "react" to the deprecations thereof. In other words, we were just another two of the Horde, from then on.
I can and do ignore, a great deal of what might otherwise "offend" me, here. BFD.
Bet 'ch'all do, too.
Cause we don't suck pacifiers anymore, etc.
The Moronosphere is a HOT kitchen. Best be prepared to deal with the heat, iffn' ya wanna hang 'round these parts, capeche?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2018 01:05 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 05, 2018 12:32 AM (/qEW2)
++++
He was hilarious in films like Duck Soup or A Night at the Opera, but I liked him best on his game show, You Bet Your Life. His true self came through when he was interviewing the guests and he seemed pretty well adjusted to me. He would crack wise, but he always showed kindness to his guests.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 05, 2018 01:05 AM (pvjTE)
WTFF? Is there any better, more stunning example of the mind-rot of Europe and most of the UK?
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 01:02 AM (QDnY+)
The post-Dunkirk speech was this one, although the Brits have apparently forgotten:
"We shall defend our island whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender."
Posted by: Miklos quotes Churchill's dedication at January 05, 2018 01:07 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison
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Glad that I only paid for pay per view. Entertaining enough, but 1 to 10, only a 6.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 05, 2018 01:07 AM (cp1if)
Posted by: otho at January 05, 2018 01:00 AM (qGuLD)
Well it was such a huge event, with shitloads of boats and ships. If you didn't know the story you wouldn't have got it from the movie. All I got from it was a couple dudes had back luck with boarding ships, a local yacht club scrounged up a few boats, and 2 dudes in planes were working overtime. It was very strange.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 05, 2018 01:10 AM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 01:10 AM (Ckg4U)
"We shall defend our island whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender."
Posted by: Miklos quotes Churchill's dedication
Sigh. You know, seeing/hearing that again, and knowing what's going on in old Blighty now, just makes me sad.
Real sad.
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at January 05, 2018 01:11 AM (QU+qf)
Well... That's WeirdDave's "signature". At least they are below the fold and not interfering with the main page.
They are all good by the way, WeirdDave.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 12:48 AM (Ckg4U)
++++
Block images from IMGUR.com. I keep them blocked here by default. I will allow them for my first viewing of a WD ONT, but then block them again after that. No problems with refreshes that way.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 05, 2018 01:12 AM (pvjTE)
Everyone's had nearly a year to prepare, the DOJ's stumble was expected.
The good guys shoulda really been on a hair-trigger, ready to jump (in
court).
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oh, they WERE ready to go to court. in fact what she said was that because of the failure of DOJ to get it's shit together, and the subsequent inevitable delay on actual enforcement, they (the lawyers at all levels) felt they should use the time to vet more potential plaintiffs, etc.
she also said they expect to "lose all the way to the Supreme Court", because 9th Circus.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 01:12 AM (lurxo)
I'm working through them as I fight against my inner-nature to explode.
I'm not twenty anymore.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 01:12 AM (Ckg4U)
One simple, odd-seeming, but potentially powerful thing Trump can do - unilaterally - to start the return of politics to politics (displacing ruinous incumbent inertia) is to refuse to sign any continuing resolutions of more than a week's duration, and *any* omnibus ones. State it loud, proud, and repeatedly, and warn the leadership of both parties. He should have done it last January.
Then we'd have the Senate in the crosshairs. Make the Senate Dems (and their equivalents in the R camp) sweat, and answer for their obstruction. Not a chance Trump loses *that* political battle - best time for it in a long time. The electorate is not obsessed with "govt. shut-downs", doesn't notice them for the most part, and deserves to know exactly why things are stuck, and exactly who is making it that way.
Politics. Differentiation. Choices. Hot seats. Big votes. The basic currency of congressional politics, almost completely removed since 2009. Broken china and drama are unavoidable, Trump is exactly the right guy to start and oversee them.
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 01:12 AM (QDnY+)
IF one were historically well read, well, one naturally filled in the copious blank spaces, already knowing the story, of course.
And then, it was a wonderful tribute.
Destroyed only at the end, by that horrid "tribute". Sucked the wind right out of it's sails, and then some.
But, if I were to have taken an historically illiterate sort to view the film? I'd have to spend the next six hours at the cigar lounge, explaining the history over bourbon and cigars.
The cigars would be mandatory.
Because, Churchill. Of course.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2018 01:13 AM (QzJWU)
-Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 05, 2018 01:12 AM (pvjTE)
Roger that. Thank you.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 01:13 AM (Ckg4U)
My favorite (as in "you have to be f***ing kidding me!") part? The dedication at the end. "To all those affected by the battle" (think I have this right)
WTFF? Is there any better, more stunning example of the mind-rot of Europe and most of the UK?
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 01:02 AM (QDnY+)
Exactly, to all those affected by the battle...as if they were some small group that got their social security checks late or some shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 05, 2018 01:14 AM (aMlLZ)
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.
King James Version (KJV)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 05, 2018 01:14 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 05, 2018 01:17 AM (aMlLZ)
Per WWII movies.....
Favorite of y'alls.......
One of mine is The Battle of Britain.....
If for no other reason, than a Member of the Guinea Pig Club made an appearance.
The Guinea Pigs.......Exceptional Humans. Their story is thread worthy......
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 05, 2018 01:17 AM (JGzeX)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 01:10 AM (Ckg4U)
Brother Slap.
Try Proverbs 27:17 KJV
"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend."
I'm a big fan of the KJV, for reasons too involved to discuss, here.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2018 01:18 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 01:18 AM (Ckg4U)
Oh, and I have a real-life Big Lebowski ashes-spreading anecdote. Someone I know with a boat took people out off the coast of Orange County to spread the ashes of two departed friends, one a neighbor.
Sailboat, but motoring slowly, the people dumped the ashes, slowly, kind of sifting them out of two little pots - the air vortex/circulation behind the boat pushed some of the ashes up onto the back of the hull, some into the cockpit (friend described washing it down later).
Not exactly as hilarious as the thing with Donnie's ashes blowing into The Dude's beard on the bluffs at Zuma or wherever ("Walter!??), but close enough.
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 01:19 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 01:18 AM (Ckg4U)
Girls just wanna have fun.
So they tell me anyway.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 05, 2018 01:20 AM (aMlLZ)
Love you guys
Posted by: lousagirl at January 05, 2018 01:20 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: lousagirl at January 05, 2018 01:22 AM (PmCoA)
For it is true that one shall hone one's wit and strength against honorable individuals.
Might we all dare to allow ourselves the right to be wrong and find it sharpened amongst the greater and lesser individuals.
May your sword be always at the ready, Good Sir.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 01:23 AM (Ckg4U)
I've been trying to quit smoking cigarettes and have been using the e-cig lately. That works fine when I'm out and about during the day, but I still want to actually smoke on evenings and weekends.
I'm sorely tempted to buy a new bag of tobacco for making cigarettes on the way home from work Friday. But what about cigars? It sounds like they might be an alternative worth looking into.
Posted by: rickl at January 05, 2018 01:24 AM (sdi6R)
i can't see why *anyone* would not render their rifle featureless, rather than sign up for a category that is bound to be banned in the future.
it's like when the City of Lost Angels banned mags over 10 rounds, even grandfathered ones... exactly ZERO were turned in, even after the police chief begged people to comply, after the date, promising them no prosecution.
i also know there are a shitload of guns on the original AW list that never got registered then either.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 01:24 AM (lurxo)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 01:24 AM (Ckg4U)
Fascinating story about the Indomitable Nature of the Human Spirit.
The Guinea Pig Club........
There has to be a Modern equivalent......Given the number of WOT burn survivors that have thrived......is there a definitive history, society, etc....documenting those Heroes?
Ol America needs a Singular Honor to bestow upon those that TRIUMPH in the Face of Horrendous Adversity......
The MOH represents COURAGE in battle.......I dare say there are Those WORTHY after the fact that DESERVE an Equivalent......
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 05, 2018 01:25 AM (JGzeX)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 05, 2018 01:26 AM (y87Qq)
...So they tell me anyway."
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 05, 2018 01:20 AM (aMlLZ)
They do. Let's give it to 'em.
...you're married?
Then give it to HER, Brother!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 01:27 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at January 05, 2018 01:10 AM
Ah, well... I see. Yes. That's Nolan for you. Admirably, he wanted to do it entirely on real film, with zero CGI, on the actual location. Fantastic. However, Nolan is big on the ideas but weak when it comes to storytelling. Some of those things that bugged you can probably be put down to make a story fit the grand film making concepts. Honestly, it was the most coherent story he's done for a loooong time, simply because he is normally guilty of "telling not showing". At least in this one, we weren't being subjected to literally hours of gab, gab, gab... telling us what we already knew and saw, or worse telling us stuff because whatever it is makes no fucking sense.
But, he still had to Nolanise it with all that multiple timeline bullshit, cz... Nolan. What bugged me the most is that he cast the characters so I couldn't tell them apart. They looked that similar. I'm fine with characters in a story like that being taken "as is"... who they are at this moment in time (don't need a back story). But... you've got to able to identify with them and I didn't know who was who. One guy had a life vest at one stage. That's about it.
Yeah, the scale of the movie left a lot to be desired. If you need a WW2 fleet and 1000's of troops on screen.... DON'T decide "no cgi", unless you got the toys and extras to do it. If you can't mess up the beach to make it look real.... DON'T decide to film it at Dunkirk, coz you're not allowed to mess it up. Find a stand in location and fuck that beach up. Nolan... good director, but is a frustrating story teller.
Posted by: otho at January 05, 2018 01:29 AM (qGuLD)
This is the strangest AoS movie thread: 1- I've seen all the movies being discussed. 2- I really enjoyed all the movies being discussed.
First time for everything, I guess.
Posted by: JTB at January 05, 2018 01:29 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 01:30 AM (QDnY+)
"Kingdom Come"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEGWbO91Lls
I have seventeen "favorites".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 01:30 AM (Ckg4U)
I'm sorely tempted to buy a new bag of tobacco for making cigarettes on the way home from work Friday. But what about cigars? It sounds like they might be an alternative worth looking into.
Posted by: rickl at January 05, 2018 01:24 AM (sdi6R)
In that one does not inhale the smoke from a premium cigar, they are wonderful "quit cigarette" crutches.
That said, fair warning. They can give you one hell of a nicotine blast via the salivary route.
And also, they are far more satisfying in the tactile sense, both to the feel of the natural leaf which is the wrapper, to the creamy smoothness of a rich blend's smoke. And not to mention the complex, subtle and DELICOUS flavors present in the smoke from an expertly blended cigar.
No mere cigarette can compete. Not even the most expensive Dunhill. Period.
Consider this, too. A fine cigar is the commitment of an hour, or more. You HAVE to sit back, relax and ENJOY. Very, very good for the state of mind.
Vs. the hurried "puffs" of a furtive cigarette smoker, hurrying a few minutes puffs before having to dash back to the cubicle, etc.
My email is in my nic. Write to me, and I'll send you one of the very finest cigars on the market, bar none.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2018 01:32 AM (QzJWU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFE4GnUirOY
This is also my favorite song. One of seventeen.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 01:35 AM (Ckg4U)
As for the absurd and historically idiotic dedication at the end, I can only assume this reflects his and his retinue's level of historical literacy and moral clarity.
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 01:36 AM (QDnY+)
Far,
How many uncomfortably hilarious "ashes" stories are out there?
The nature of living means People do fucked up (unintentional) People things.......
I've heard a few in my time.......And say what you will.....I've laughed at the absurd morbid nature of them.
That's what makes "The Coffee Can" part of Lebowski so resonant....
A 1000 dollar urn, etc.......
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 05, 2018 01:37 AM (JGzeX)
$1,000 receptacle.
"Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Donnie, at least it was an ethos".
Pretty much nonsense, but in context, hilarious.
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 01:41 AM (QDnY+)
The only movie I think provides about as many quotable lines is Josey Wa!es.
Posted by: JTB at January 05, 2018 01:42 AM (V+03K)
He was just 'checking-in' on me and I am eternally grateful for that.
I love that dude.
Thank you all for your Prayer Requests because they keep me sane and in-line. The last thing I need is to feel sorry for myself.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 01:43 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 01:44 AM (Ckg4U)
I was 1st mate on several large charter motor yachts out on Galveston Bay.
More than a few "scattered at sea" evolutions, of course.
We had 'em remove all footwear and hosiery, and stand out on the swim platform, and put the lip of the container no more than six inches above the water.
Yeah, even then, most of 'em brought home a "souvinier", one might say.
Hunter Thompson did it right, with the Ashes Cannon.
The ONLY time Depp didn't screw the pooch?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
P.S. you really missed November's Lone Star Rally here on the island. Most perfectest weather, ever!
Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2018 01:44 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 05, 2018 01:45 AM (JGzeX)
The Gospel of My Brother........
High Test on Me!!!
If only managin the Kingdom this past year didn't require ALL MY FUCKIN time I would've been down......
But we're young Brother.....there's this year for quality single malts...
The Horde is Strong down G-ton way.......Winning never gets old J!
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 05, 2018 01:50 AM (JGzeX)
Posted by: rickl at January 05, 2018 01:51 AM (sdi6R)
I haven't used that in years.
I was a mid-twenties dude in a "chat-room".
a/s/l?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 01:52 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 05, 2018 01:36 AM
There's some truth in that. Delusions of being an "auteur"- writing and directing. Nolan reminds me a bit of Shyamalan. It's possible that Nolan, like Shyamalan before him aren't even that good as a director and is made to look good by his DP's. Shyamalan looked like a great director (but terrible writer)... when he lost the great Tak Fujimoto as DP, the cracks began to really show. Who knows, a number of high profile directors may be carried by their DP's.
*dammit posted this in the bleaching thread below by accident*
Posted by: otho at January 05, 2018 01:54 AM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Walter Kochek at January 05, 2018 01:54 AM (JGzeX)
outrageously evil things I've ever seen the US Government do and that
includes the Indian wars and testing diseases on black populations.
Inconceivable that they did it and basically got away with it all, with
the press desperately covering for them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
***********
They wanted to do that with the Bundy's but whoops, there was armed resistance.
Posted by: Stubby Karl at January 05, 2018 01:55 AM (LWdJM)
Instant Messenger should've never faded as it did.
Trends killed it, not functionality.
It still offers the best, non-vocal, direct communications medium of all online options.
As for "chat rooms?" Yeah, I'm a veteran of those wars. Still have the scars to prove it, too.
But still have some actual friends from those days, so go figure?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2018 01:56 AM (QzJWU)
If you have an email from me, then you still have a link to I.M. through Yahoo.
If I don't respond to your I.M., that doesn't mean that I don't like you. It simply means that I don't want to talk to you.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 02:00 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 02:04 AM (lurxo)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 02:08 AM (lurxo)
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
*ejects*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2018 02:09 AM (QzJWU)
Randy was destroyed because of a sawed off shotgun.......Gerry Spence was his Jesus, (no offense)......didn't help his boy....but at least he didn't get the needle.
Any objective analysis of G overreach concludes that OUR institutions run amok from time to time.....the flavors change, but the FIST stays the same......
An folks wonder why some of US value the 2nd so fervently........
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 05, 2018 02:10 AM (JGzeX)
Posted by: Stubby Karl at January 05, 2018 01:55 AM (LWdJM)
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and don't forget social media, so the MFM couldn't spin the story, spewing only FBI approved bullshit to the masses.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 02:10 AM (lurxo)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 02:11 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: X-ray at January 05, 2018 02:13 AM (QQ4UP)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 02:14 AM (lurxo)
This shit gets confusing.
Eleven "Mikes" is too many.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 02:15 AM (Ckg4U)
kewl old guy, lots of great stories, when he could have visitors. his POS family couldn't wait for him to die and wouldn't let his caretaker take him out anywhere beside the doctor's and his church, because expensive.
then they fought over everything in the house, dollar by dollar. lovely people, really. he should have cut them off with a quarter each and left it to a rescue shelter or something.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 02:18 AM (lurxo)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 02:15 AM (Ckg4U)
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yeah, but there is only one ME!
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 02:19 AM (lurxo)
Posted by: Otto Pilot at January 05, 2018 02:20 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Johnny at January 05, 2018 02:21 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Walter Kochek at January 05, 2018 02:21 AM (JGzeX)
-Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 02:19 AM (lurxo)
Thanks, Mike.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 02:23 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Jesus Quintana at January 05, 2018 02:24 AM (JGzeX)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 02:27 AM (Ckg4U)
"Bowling and Surfing......"
"Donny LOVED Bowling..."
Fuckin Far........Receptacle Expert.
Posted by: The Dude Abides at January 05, 2018 02:29 AM (JGzeX)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 02:30 AM (lurxo)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 02:27 AM (Ckg4U)
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i was pretty drunk that ONT, but i believe i told her the story about repoing the ladies car whilst she was standing at the altar getting married.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 02:32 AM (lurxo)
This movie keeps getting worse the more people think about it. I'm having difficulty watching the fan plot patch videos which are increasingly pathetic given that we know no one's doing any planning or continuity checks in these movies. Which is why I'm not linking the video trying to explain why Luke's mechanical hand wasn't lying on the ground at the end of his last shot, which makes no sense given all that has gone before about the separation of mechanical things and at least the light side of the force.
No, this is a video which based on descriptions in what is effectively a companion guide for TLJ, so Disney 'canon,' which makes a strong case that when Rey found Luke at the beginning of the movie he was preparing to commit suicide. And given the event of his last shot (which I'm not being vague about to avoid the spoiler but because there's quite a bit of argument over what happened and why, with Hamill giving the most optimistic and least likely explanation of 'he was teleported away' [like in star trek] ), makes the character assassination complete.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7quj8cy
Posted by: Methos and 81,439 other people want Last Jedi erased from canon at January 05, 2018 02:32 AM (XQvuQ)
The Dude Abides......"
Take Comfort in that......
Takin It EASY for.all Us Sinners.......
Posted by: The Dude Abides at January 05, 2018 02:33 AM (JGzeX)
Every time the BIL is in town there is always a conversation that foreshadows this outcome when my dad dies. Most stuff OK but the cabin I worked on roofing, putting new floors in putting up the pole barn with my Dad over 20 years. "Sister was older hated the cabin so rarely even went to sleep there"What right do you have an equal share in that?
Posted by: X-ray at January 05, 2018 02:33 AM (QQ4UP)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 02:34 AM (Ckg4U)
-Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 02:32 AM (lurxo)
That sounds like quite the story. Miley doesn't just "make shit up", so it has to be some sort of tale.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 02:38 AM (Ckg4U)
Tryin to be vague too......
But, isn't it awesome to SEE that much firepower, (theoretically) employed and still not make a dent?
I, enjoyed the Hell outta that!!!
Granted......I understood once Georgie L sold out to Disney shit was gonna be fucked......
So, I resigned myself to simply being entertained.
An, I was. As long as I didn't think it through.
But tell Me,...the biggest let down is the 20th Century Fox theme intro not being there......Especially for those of US that saw any of the Real Trilogy in the theaters......
It was the the "foreplay" so to speak......
Posted by: Hillbillyking at January 05, 2018 02:45 AM (JGzeX)
-Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 02:32 AM (lurxo)
So a kind of jus primae noctis?
Posted by: X-ray at January 05, 2018 02:47 AM (QQ4UP)
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 02:47 AM (Ckg4U)
mid/late 80's, i w*rked repo in Lost Angels... all over.
got a call one Caturday, since i lived near the office: get the tow truck and meet me...
we went out to Arcadia, right across from the race track, which was in session, to a wedding chapel.
there was our car, parked right in front of the doorway. there was also a cop directing traffic at the corner.
i verified the VIN, because only a fool trust a license plate, and we settled back to wait for the ceremony to start. but first we rolled to the nearest pay phone and called the Arcadia PD dispatch/desk SGT, and told them who we were, where the car was, and enough particulars that they could verify it was legit.
as we watched, the cop directing traffic pulled his brick off his belt, talked into it, listened a bit, talked again, then looked around and saw us, waved, talked one more time, then went back to directing traffic.
when we didn't see anyone else walking in, i strolled past the door, saw the soon to be unhappy couple at the alter and gave the high sign.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 02:49 AM (lurxo)
about this time the best man and the photographer came out to intervene (good luck with that) and we told them it was a repo. "but she's rich!" i said "of course she is, she doesn't pay her bills..."
they yelled for the cop, who just turned and waved to them, then went back to directing traffic... and we drove off into the sunset with the car and all the presents inside.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 02:52 AM (lurxo)
Indeed, Slap.....
Golfing only abides if the stakes involve Rugs......Room tying Quality Rugs.....
Posted by: The Dude Abides at January 05, 2018 02:52 AM (JGzeX)
Posted by: Case at January 05, 2018 02:57 AM (ZgKFD)
"you took my car, i'm going to sue, we have pictures!, etc"
me being me, i piped up with "you have pictures? can i get a set for my parents?"... at which point Tiny started to come across the counter and my boss hustled my smart ass into the back room.
they got ALL their property back, since the law requires it and we knew this would be a contentious repo, so we were extra careful to write it up right and safeguard everything.
they still sued... seems they claimed that we had stolen the $10K cash under the spare tire...which, remarkably enough was the balance on her loan when the bank charged it off a few years before. the judge was unimpressed, and basically told them that no one keeps 10 grand under their tire, and dismissed the case.
best part of the story? someone in the wedding party dimed her out, because the bank got a tip from someone calling and asking if they were still looking for the car, which is how we knew to be there.
karma is a bitch.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 02:59 AM (lurxo)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 03:00 AM (lurxo)
NSFW, of course.
http://www.kanojotoys.com/pussy-cat-dream-vibrator-p-4114.html
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 03:02 AM (lurxo)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 05, 2018 03:03 AM (LLBMw)
I've read and absorbed every bit of it.
You're not alone. I just need some sleep.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 03:19 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 03:20 AM (Ckg4U)
as i understand things, he was a good guy IRL.
don't confuse the two, and you should have a blast watching their movies.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 03:26 AM (lurxo)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 03:26 AM (lurxo)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 05, 2018 03:27 AM (lurxo)
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2018 03:50 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2018 03:52 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2018 03:53 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 04:03 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2018 04:16 AM (aC6Sd)
#MakeAmericaWarmAgain
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 05, 2018 04:20 AM (2FqvZ)
His distinct voice can be heard throughout the song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AMi-vCfAWw
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 04:24 AM (Ckg4U)
Heading across the river and probably all next week.
Roads should be ok as they had all night to work on them.
Stay warm.
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2018 04:42 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at January 05, 2018 05:11 AM (sD2WN)
A Call to Arms. Fight all together as one to be right...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwxDZji5bJ0
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 05, 2018 05:28 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 05, 2018 05:48 AM (2yngH)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2018 05:56 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Frosty at January 05, 2018 05:56 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2018 06:00 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2018 06:15 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2018 06:17 AM (8ikIW)
Well, that will wake up the dead. I'd be a good anthem for metal-heads.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2018 06:18 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2018 06:18 AM (8ikIW)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2018 06:18 AM (hyuyC)
of humor was A Funny Thing Happened on The Way to The Forum, with Zero Mostel....
Posted by: KWDreaming at January 05, 2018 06:18 AM (PafTy)
Posted by: Thai Dick Whitening Specialist at January 05, 2018 06:19 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2018 06:25 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: KWDreaming
The Zero Mostel and Phil Silvers scenes are great.
Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2018 06:26 AM (8ikIW)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
The was Andrews philosophy, be a happy warrior. Why I have never been impressed with McStain, Paul Rand, Santorum, Romney, etc. Always sad or mad about something. How can you sell a program of more freedom and less government without joy and humor. go watch a Milton Friedman video!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2018 06:27 AM (BtQd4)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2018 06:31 AM (LjgWA)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 05, 2018 06:31 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2018 06:36 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 05, 2018 06:37 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 06:37 AM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Tentotwo
I would bet on her, but I've never seen a picture of you.
Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2018 06:38 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: KWDreaming at January 05, 2018 06:39 AM (PafTy)
Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2018 06:38 AM (8ikIW)
...............
LOL...
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 05, 2018 06:40 AM (yhf6w)
Dow goes from 18,589 on November 9, 2016, to 25,075 today, for a new all-time Record. Jumped 1000 points in last 5 weeks, Record fastest 1000 point move in history. This is all about the Make America Great Again agenda! Jobs, Jobs, Jobs. Six trillion dollars in value created!
Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2018 06:40 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2018 06:41 AM (LjgWA)
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 06:42 AM (kNasr)
*pushes mug thru usb to Bander*
Looking a pics from coastal New England...planning another indoor day.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2018 06:44 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 06:45 AM (kNasr)
Posted by: JAS at January 05, 2018 06:48 AM (7JbXq)
CB had a high yesterday of 49 degrees. Better then 5 below, but a little chilly for FL
Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2018 06:48 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 06:49 AM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 05, 2018 06:49 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2018 06:50 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 05, 2018 06:37 AM (yhf6w)
_______________
I don't see her as deformed looking. The neon red lipstick she wears is pretty garish, but otherwise she looks okay to me. She has nice hair.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 05, 2018 06:51 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2018 06:52 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2018 06:40 AM (8ikIW)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. How about making America warm again?
Posted by: Acme Trucking Enterprises, White Truck Division at January 05, 2018 06:52 AM (2FqvZ)
Man marries his fiancee in hospital just hours before she dies:
https://tinyurl.com/yaskp947
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 06:52 AM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 06:53 AM (kNasr)
w/parked cars barely visible. Total mess!
Posted by: Lizzy
______________________
*Smiles and rubs hands together*
Awe,, too bad...
Posted by: Used car salesmen everywhere at January 05, 2018 06:53 AM (mPeei)
Yeah, I haven't really been following news, but a bunch of my peeps from the South Shore have been posting videos. It's astounding. Some from P-town and Nantucket, too. That must be ghastly.
Everything's flooded and someone said the wind chill is going to -26.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2018 06:54 AM (LjgWA)
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 06:54 AM (kNasr)
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 06:55 AM (kNasr)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2018 06:56 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2018 06:57 AM (8+Ozj)
My friends and I spent a summer where that cassette rarely left the tape deck. That and Peace Sells. Good times.
Posted by: Son of Sam the Butcher at January 05, 2018 07:00 AM (VJBq9)
Icebergs floating down front street. Next thing you'll see is Leo DeCaprio turning blue and dying in front of Riva.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 05, 2018 07:01 AM (LjgWA)
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 07:04 AM (kNasr)
However, the DACA beneficiaries comprise only one-third of the roughly 1.78 million young illegals who are aged 15 or older in September 2017, according to the MPI data. If the roughly 30,000 DACA beneficiaries with four-year college degrees are compared to this larger group of 1.78 million, then only 1.7 percent of young dreamer illegals aged 15 to 32 hold four-year college degrees.
That dreamer graduation rate is just one-tenth of the 17 percent of similar-aged Americans who hold four-year college degrees.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2018 07:08 AM (BtQd4)
If you saw someone out windsurfing in it, that was a friend of mine. He loves the hurricanes, too.
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2018 07:09 AM (clYld)
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 07:12 AM (kNasr)
There were two guys surfing at Beverly's West Beach yesterday.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2018 07:13 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2018 07:09 AM (clYld)
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Are you kidding? He's actually nuts enough to voluntarily get in the water in storms like this? Crazy.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2018 07:13 AM (kNasr)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at January 05, 2018 07:16 AM (lLeln)
He HATES black, brown, lgbtqxyz people in the NE!!
IMPEACH
Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2018 07:16 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Siskel and Ebert at January 05, 2018 07:17 AM (cTuj5)
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2018 07:18 AM (clYld)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2018 07:19 AM (W+vEI)
Dr. Rumack: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley".
Posted by: Siskel and Ebert at January 05, 2018 07:20 AM (cTuj5)
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 05, 2018 07:20 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2018 07:25 AM (W+vEI)
Insert coin, get a form to fill out, drop it back in a slot on the machine and hope for the best.
And get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!
Posted by: Burger Chef at January 05, 2018 08:27 AM (RuIsu)
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