Supposedly Silicon Valley & San Fransisco Idiots are Paying $60 for 2.5 Gallons of "Raw Water," Which Is Just Water That Still Has All of Its Natural, Nutritious Cholera

The sort of people who want to pay $24 per gallon of untreated, bacteria-filled water are exactly the sort of people I want drinking untreated, bacteria-filled water.

So chin-chin, evolutionary dead-ends!

Silicon Valley is developing a "raw water" obsession.
In San Francisco, "unfiltered, untreated, unsterilized spring water" from a company called Live Water is selling for up to $61 for a 2.5-gallon jug -- and it's flying off the shelves, The New York Times reported.
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People are gathering gallons of untreated water from natural springs, venturing out onto private property by night to get the water, according to The Times.
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The cost of a 2.5-gallon jug had increased to $61 from $37 since The Times published its article on Friday.
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Though fans of the untreated water are not backed by science, many told The Times they felt confident they were getting health benefits from drinking it.
For example, Mukhande Singh, the founder of Live Water, told the publication his startup's water expired after a few months -- something he said was normal for "real water."
"It stays most fresh within one lunar cycle of delivery," Singh said. "If it sits around too long, it'll turn green. People don't even realize that because all their water's dead, so they never see it turn green."

Yes, their water is dead of all waterborne pathogens.

Do these people think that "live water" has midichlorians in it?

Nope, not midichlorians. Cholera feasting on feces in the water!

Posted by: Ace at 08:13 PM

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Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 08:10 PM (F5+ro)

2 Stupid. Leftists. Some overlap in the Venn diagram.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2018 08:11 PM (hyuyC)

3 I wish I could find patients like that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2018 08:11 PM (SjImc)

4 As I said when this story was in the comments earlier, I have no filter on my deep well... it's not necessary as dangerous as it sounds to drink unfiltered water. But paying $60 for 2.5 gallons is absurd

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 08:11 PM (F5+ro)

5 Pretty sure you can get Fiji water a whole lot cheaper than that.

And you know what. I bet most of these "Raw Water" fanatics mock people that don't like Fluoride in drinking water.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2018 08:12 PM (lKs2v)

6 The pace of Ace's postings is overwhelming!

Posted by: SteveOReno at January 03, 2018 08:12 PM (2sCft)

7 We need to study, analyze and propagate this fad....ideally with added dysentery.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 03, 2018 08:13 PM (SzZnW)

8 I bet most of these "Raw Water" fanatics mock people that don't like Fluoride in drinking water.
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2018 08:12 PM (lKs2v)

I don't like fluoride in drinking water?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2018 08:13 PM (SjImc)

9 En Fuego!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, subbing for the guy who says En Fuego! at January 03, 2018 08:13 PM (3/HOt)

10 >>I don't like fluoride in drinking water?

Tooth terrorist.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 08:14 PM (/tuJf)

11 This is stupid.

Posted by: grammie winger - at January 03, 2018 08:14 PM (lwiT4)

12 It's been amazing all of the quack stuff that comes out of Silicon Valley and it's not even questioned. It's just Hey Look at this neat thing...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 03, 2018 08:14 PM (4ErVI)

13 The sort of people who want to pay $24 per gallon of untreated, bacteria-filled water are exactly the sort of people I want drinking untreated, bacteria-filled water.

LOL.

Now, that's a Win-Win! Especially if you're the one selling it to them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 03, 2018 08:14 PM (8gDQu)

14 You can catch The Stupid from raw water.

Posted by: Hepcat at January 03, 2018 08:14 PM (5b+Sr)

15 The lunatics just keep getting loonier.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 03, 2018 08:14 PM (Tyii7)

16 part placebo effect, part PT Barnum....

ALL natural selection.

FTS: i LOVE the taste/smell of chlorine in my water.

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 03, 2018 08:14 PM (LaaND)

17 Dilly - Dilly!

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:14 PM (CY87f)

18 Selling dead water is treasonous!

Posted by: Ezra Klein at January 03, 2018 08:14 PM (Lv3JC)

19 But hey, special deal for the horde: I will sell any hordeling a gallon of my pure unfiltered new england deep well water for the great low price (for morons only) of $20 a gallon (plus shipping and handling).

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 08:14 PM (F5+ro)

20
*daydreams*

How much would they pay for raw sewage?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 08:14 PM (pt30y)

21 Why don't they just go down to the river with a bucket? Dopes.

Posted by: grammie winger - at January 03, 2018 08:14 PM (lwiT4)

22 All I can say is some problems have a way of resolving themselves.

Posted by: ALH at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (fjf5L)

23 This:
4 As I said when this story was in the comments earlier, I have no filter on my deep well... it's not necessary as dangerous as it sounds to drink unfiltered water. But paying $60 for 2.5 gallons is absurd
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 08:11 PM (F5+ro)

Is not the same as this:

People are gathering gallons of untreated water from natural springs, venturing out onto private property by night to get the water, according to The Times.

Though fans of the untreated water are not backed by science, many told The Times they felt confident they were getting health benefits from drinking it.

And then you know there's the whole "turning green" part. Which shouts, Algae growth!

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (lKs2v)

24 Singh?

Dude probably drinks his own whizz for the health benefits.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (4ErVI)

25

We sold bottled air to those whose doctors advised a change in climate. We had three kinds: sea air, mountain air, and allpurpose air just for breathing. - Humphrey Bogart, We're No Angels

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (T/KY7)

26 Self-filling douchebags.

Artesian water from a good, clean source is perfectly fine. Even from a good, deep well, it's fine and needs no treatment.

But magic, it ain't.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (fA1SL)

27 In San Francisco, "unfiltered, untreated, unsterilized spring water" from a company called Live Water is selling for up to $61 for a 2.5-gallon jug -- and it's flying off the shelves,

Science!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (8gDQu)

28 16 Posted by: redc1c4 at January 03, 2018 08:14 PM (LaaND)

Amen, chemically treated water smells like safety and civilization.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (SzZnW)

29 The hilarious part?

SF and SF's East Bay are have some of the world's BEST urban water supply, all fresh Sierra snowmelt gather in protected watersheds in the mountains and then piped directly hundreds of miles to the city. Super clean, fresh, tasty, safe -- and practically free out of the tap.

There is NO need for ANYONE to buy bottled water around here.

Total fools.

Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (42M22)

30 I gotta say, I'm liking this New Normal Economy.

People are buying shit again.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (CY87f)

31 OK so my other conservative friend who just retired is driving to FL for 3 months and is stuck near Parris Island in SC because of the snow. Got a Motel room and ended at a bar with his wife and shared the the table with what he called "real Americans" who all love PDT. He got drunk with them. I love it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (SjImc)

32 I have a well, and no filter.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (xInes)

33 Wait till they shit 24/7 for 5 days and wonder why......

Dysentery is a lovely way to die.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (EoRCO)

34 Please tell me there's sewage involved.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (pvjTE)

35
"Imported from the Ganges!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (NGTsj)

36 East Bay are have = East Bay area have

Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (42M22)

37 Barkeep, I reckon I'll take my raw water in a dirty glass.

And the soy burger? Burn it.

Posted by: Ruff Tuff Cowboy Creampuff at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (pF6Yi)

38 Is the algae included, or do you have to pay extra for that?

Posted by: grammie winger - at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (lwiT4)

39 I wonder what they'll pay to eat my cat's turds.

Step 3: PROFIT!

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (kUotE)

40 On the bright side, big GAINZZZ in the weight loss and dehydration area.

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2018 08:16 PM (bJ0w+)

41 http://bit.ly/2E4NhES

Turkish News: Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei Moved His Family to Turkey for Safety

Follow up on what JackStraw reported

Willowed

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 03, 2018 08:16 PM (y3aQB)

42 22 Posted by: ALH at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (fjf5L)

You have to figure native-born leftoids are on the precipice of taking themselves out of the evolutionary races.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 03, 2018 08:16 PM (SzZnW)

43 Mrs. Franpsycho's uber rich uber liberal family gave her a selection of raw dairy products as a gift when our oldest was born.

She kept the cheese and chucked the rest.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2018 08:16 PM (EZebt)

44 So it comes from a water tap in Mexico.

Posted by: Montezuma's Revenge at January 03, 2018 08:16 PM (QQ4UP)

45 I will tell you that one summer, I almost fainted from thirst and heat as I tried to hitch a ride through the mountains of Northern Georgia. Just when I felt I was going to collapse, I found a spring issuing from the rock cut on the side of the road.

That clear cool raw spring water remains the best thing I ever drank.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2018 08:16 PM (WbIyz)

46 For example, Mukhande Singh, the founder of Live Water,

Buying drinking water from an Indian is probably never a great idea ...

You know ... "live" is just an anagram of "vile".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 03, 2018 08:17 PM (8gDQu)

47 20
*daydreams*

How much would they pay for raw sewage?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 08:14 PM (pt30y)

Looking at the name of guy that runs "Live Water," I'm thinking that so long as you tell him its from the Ganges you're good to go.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2018 08:17 PM (lKs2v)

48
Aren't most of them H-1B scofflaws and from Asia? "Damn fine water -- better'n back home!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2018 08:17 PM (Fy1TT)

49 >>Follow up on what JackStraw reported

That wasn't me.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 08:17 PM (/tuJf)

50 You have to figure native-born leftoids are on the precipice of taking themselves out of the evolutionary races.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 03, 2018 08:16 PM (SzZnW)

Don't you know it!

Posted by: ALH at January 03, 2018 08:17 PM (fjf5L)

51 A poster on Reddit:

A leading entrepreneur in this movement is a hippie jackass named "Mukhande Singh." But that's not the name he was born with. He was born "Christopher Sanborn."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2018 08:17 PM (oVJmc)

52 I can't believe you right wing morons don't believe in climate change

Posted by: Cholera chugging idiot at January 03, 2018 08:18 PM (2r88I)

53 JG Wentworth says go long on Pepto Bismol

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2018 08:18 PM (QLvwG)

54 People are gathering gallons of untreated water from natural springs, venturing out onto private property by night to get the water, according to The Times.

Though fans of the untreated water are not backed by science, many told The Times they felt confident they were getting health benefits from drinking it.

And then you know there's the whole "turning green" part. Which shouts, Algae growth!
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (lKs2v)

Eh, depends on the water source.

Throughout most of human history we didn't have carbon filters in our water and we survived.

And, yeah, the turning green part does not sound ... promising.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 08:18 PM (F5+ro)

55 So it comes from a water tap in Mexico.

and so does Montezumas Revenge

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 03, 2018 08:18 PM (y3aQB)

56 Darwin had it right.

Posted by: ALH at January 03, 2018 08:18 PM (fjf5L)

57 I have a well, and no filter.
-----------------------------------------

Well, I have no filter either!

Posted by: Jim Acosta, Water Expert at January 03, 2018 08:18 PM (Lv3JC)

58

Two words: Cholera Cot

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 08:18 PM (T/KY7)

59 anyone else here remember the taste of water treated with Halzone tablets?

Yum!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 03, 2018 08:18 PM (LaaND)

60 Take me to the river
Drop me in the water

and charge me $50 to do it

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 03, 2018 08:18 PM (S6Pax)

61 I only buy my water from a guy named Muck-Hand...

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2018 08:18 PM (clYld)

62 my spring probably puts out 10 gallons a minute ... that's $240/minute .... just need better marketing.

But mine doesn't have cholera or feces, I'd have to read up on adding that so I could get that premium price. Maybe I could add some other boutique diseases, broaden out the market.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2018 08:18 PM (otAqJ)

63 Looks like there's going to be a run on giardiasis treatments.

Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2018 08:18 PM (nisXv)

64 Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 08:17 PM (/tuJf)

OK ! but None the less there ya go

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 03, 2018 08:18 PM (y3aQB)

65 A leading entrepreneur in this movement is a hippie jackass named "Mukhande Singh." But that's not the name he was born with. He was born "Christopher Sanborn."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2018 08:17 PM (oVJmc)

Damn. Kids a genius.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 08:19 PM (F5+ro)

66 Crystal light

Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at January 03, 2018 08:19 PM (2X7pN)

67 I've seen water turn green. It's called swamp water.

Posted by: Mega at January 03, 2018 08:19 PM (rv0Fo)

68 Meanwhile the Flint Michigan Startup Jive Water is laying off workers.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:19 PM (CY87f)

69 I can't even begin to comprehend how the local health department is allowing this, but SanFran I guess.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 03, 2018 08:19 PM (RChUT)

70 Is it Friday yet?

Posted by: ALH at January 03, 2018 08:19 PM (fjf5L)

71 Liberalism has totally leached out any semblance of survival instinct in these trigglypuffs.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 03, 2018 08:19 PM (Tyii7)

72 step 1: go by a fake Sikh name
step 2: bottle water
step 3: PROFIT!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 08:19 PM (F5+ro)

73 Giardia. LOL!!! have at it retards!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 03, 2018 08:19 PM (dq5u8)

74 Don't drink the water. Fish fuck in it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2018 08:19 PM (QLvwG)

75
I get my water from a deep well. Amazingly our house didn't come with a water softener, so what comes out is somewhat hard but we've suffered no ill effects. We're going to put something in next year so washing the dogs will improve their coats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 08:19 PM (7ro3p)

76 A brain-eating amoeba never hurt anybody but the weak. Amirite?

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2018 08:19 PM (bJ0w+)

77 Haha, I drink raw water everyday and have for the past 30-plus years. We call it a well. Although I do filter it for the rust and some of the sediment that comes with it but it's still the same water.

And it's free.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 03, 2018 08:19 PM (oDQFp)

78 Someone is about to get rich selling thimbles full of bleach for $19.99.

Posted by: Mega at January 03, 2018 08:19 PM (rv0Fo)

79 Get your cat tootsie rolls here! Cat tootsie rolls here!

Posted by: Progtard food vendor at January 03, 2018 08:20 PM (89T5c)

80 >>But mine doesn't have cholera or feces, I'd have to read up on adding that so I could get that premium price.

I got a girl.

Posted by: Steve Croft at January 03, 2018 08:20 PM (CY87f)

81 This story is the shits

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 03, 2018 08:20 PM (M+Lyo)

82 68 Meanwhile the Flint Michigan Startup Jive Water is laying off workers.

'Cause Racism!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 08:20 PM (T/KY7)

83 >>OK ! but None the less there ya go

No worries. I just didn't want credit for something someone else found.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 08:20 PM (/tuJf)

84 19 But hey, special deal for the horde: I will sell any hordeling a gallon of my pure unfiltered new england deep well water for the great low price (for morons only) of $20 a gallon (plus shipping and handling).
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 08:14 PM (F5+ro)

520 foot well here. $15/gallon because I care like that.

Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 08:20 PM (2r88I)

85 Cholera is just so *breathes in deeply* cleansing!

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2018 08:20 PM (clYld)

86 How much they pay me to piss on their cornflakes?

Posted by: Entrepreneurial Whiz at January 03, 2018 08:21 PM (CVzcW)

87 I would sell them water from the toilet for $100. $150 for unflushed.

Posted by: NaughtyPine with shifty eyes at January 03, 2018 08:21 PM (G8B7r)

88 OT from last thread.

As JackStraw pointed out, meeting with Ryan and Wray/Rosenstein today. No read-out yet. Biggest (domestic) story of the day. Nunes not shy about going nukyler in public. So far, crickets.

If - as seems likely - Wray/Rosenstein came up to try and argue some reasons for non-compliance with House intel committee's requests, in one respect it sadly confirms one of Nunes' strongest charges: that DOJ is stone-walling, foot-dragging, gaming the situation - not cooperating except at gun-point, at the 11th hour.

Which is inexcusable and indefensible, including by resort to a purported need to protect ongoing investigations. If there are legit investigation concerns (not actually very persuasive), then you go to the committee the hour you get the request to explain. Not the afternoon of the deadline day. Non-cooperative suspects are treated differently, for a reason.

Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 03, 2018 08:21 PM (QDnY+)

89
The hilarious part?

SF and SF's East Bay are have some of the world's BEST urban water supply, all fresh Sierra snowmelt gather in protected watersheds in the mountains and then piped directly hundreds of miles to the city. Super clean, fresh, tasty, safe -- and practically free out of the tap.

There is NO need for ANYONE to buy bottled water around here.

Total fools.
Posted by: zombie at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (42M22)

And the reason that Frisco and the Bay Area are able to take advantage of those protected watersheds?

The fucking Snail Darter.

What? You REALLY didn't think that Frisco was starving CA agriculture of water in order to save an evolutionally stunted bait fish, did you?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2018 08:21 PM (eXA4G)

90 Medicinal water, huh?

Whaddya tell the quack doctor that writes your prescription for it? You are having trouble thinking?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 03, 2018 08:21 PM (t/7gr)

91 During the height of the dot com boom, bay area noveau riche retards were buying things like $1500 bottles of basalmic vinegar.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 03, 2018 08:21 PM (e3Qj+)

92 Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein and FBI Director Chris Wray made an unannounced visit to Speaker Paul Ryan's office Wednesday

Is this something ? from Plotico

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 03, 2018 08:21 PM (M+Lyo)

93 I want that guy on Tucker to drink poopie water.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2018 08:22 PM (IqV8l)

94 As Jackstraw reported earlier, my dinner was delicious.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:22 PM (CY87f)

95 This is the "creative class" we keep hearing about, LOL

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 03, 2018 08:22 PM (1JAxC)

96 If the cholera or e. coli doesn't kill them the dihydrogen monoxide will.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2018 08:22 PM (tr2D7)

97

And they pick up the water at the spring and transport it in a tanker that by regulation is cleaned with detergent, then rinsed with tap water, then rinsed with chlorine dioxide... LOL...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 08:22 PM (T/KY7)

98 How can I get in on this scam?

Posted by: Deepak Chopra at January 03, 2018 08:22 PM (Ndje9)

99 Drink up, dipshits!

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 03, 2018 08:22 PM (NWiLs)

100 For $60 I'll dip my wick in their water and make it live again.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 03, 2018 08:22 PM (hUqh+)

101 Room temperature raw meat lasts less than a full lunar cycle too.

Posted by: Mega at January 03, 2018 08:22 PM (rv0Fo)

102 Remember the horror stories about a minuscule amount of arsenic in the drinking water? I think it was around the time Clinton was leaving office. It was suddenly a health crisis or something.

But here they are drinking water out of the gutter.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 03, 2018 08:22 PM (4ErVI)

103 Well, I think the tap water in Chicago is pretty much raw. As in sewage. I wouldn't drink it even when I lived there, and was in fear of bathing in it.

Up here? Well, the animals poo in and around it. And there's always giardia. And silt from the glaciers. Nothing moves you quite like that, so to speak.

Chlorine is your friend.

Posted by: tcn in AK at January 03, 2018 08:22 PM (7UW64)

104 Someone needs to market Raw Dog Water. From the country that invented yoga and straight from the Ganges.

Posted by: Jolo at January 03, 2018 08:23 PM (y09j5)

105 Keep in mind that these are same brilliant minds who swear by "micro dosing" on LSD every day, so...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 08:23 PM (F5+ro)

106 How much would they pay for e. Coli concentrate, I wonder? I can deliver that daily.

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2018 08:23 PM (clYld)

107 Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 08:20 PM (/tuJf)

what happens when eating supper, while on the computer while trying to watch TV ! haha

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 03, 2018 08:23 PM (y3aQB)

108 green algae is a much better indicator than brown algae ... but it does indicate contamination of some sort, even if at "acceptable" levels.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2018 08:23 PM (otAqJ)

109 For $30 a Gallon I will sell you my Bath Water.

For $35 a Gallon I promise not to fart while bathing.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:23 PM (CY87f)

110 There's a lot of stupid around these parts.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 03, 2018 08:23 PM (dZ756)

111 You have to figure native-born leftoids are on the precipice of taking themselves out of the evolutionary races.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 03, 2018 08:16 PM (SzZnW)

____

And replaced by us!!

Posted by: DREAMERS and every one of our cousins that we can now sponsor for citizenship at January 03, 2018 08:24 PM (1JAxC)

112 Up here? Well, the animals poo in and around it. And there's always giardia. And silt from the glaciers. Nothing moves you quite like that, so to speak.

Chlorine is your friend.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 03, 2018 08:22 PM (7UW64)

giardia is the main risk from drinking running surface water, but is not a risk in an uncontaminated well.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 08:24 PM (F5+ro)

113 I think this, combined with the orgies-drug parties-business meetings that are all the rage there, portend everyone who's living large in Silicon Valley in 2018 will be dead in 10 years.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 03, 2018 08:24 PM (Aw2/v)

114 I really need to come up with something to sell thats 'California retarded. and make millions.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 03, 2018 08:24 PM (dq5u8)

115 I would sell them water from the toilet for $100. $150 for unflushed.

Posted by: NaughtyPine with shifty eyes at January 03, 2018 08:21 PM (G8B7r)

You need to find a niche. Call it "Naturally Enhanced Water Formulated Specifically For Expensive Coffee Machines".

You have to make them feel special.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 03, 2018 08:24 PM (8gDQu)

116 No shit?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2018 08:24 PM (QCX64)

117 >>Chlorine is your friend

I prefer it to most perfumes.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:24 PM (CY87f)

118 For $35 a Gallon I promise not to fart while bathing.

For $40 I will.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 08:24 PM (T/KY7)

119 109 For $30 a Gallon I will sell you my Bath Water.

For $35 a Gallon I promise not to fart while bathing.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:23 PM (CY87f)

You can fart in it and sell it as sparkling water!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 03, 2018 08:25 PM (4ErVI)

120 We were told not to drink the water in Leningrad - endemic giardia.

Of course the discipline to comply lasted about 3 or 4 days. Then, human nature, youth, and possibly alcohol combined to undermine one's resolve.

And the next several months were spent not being very careful. Didn't hear that anyone came back with the parasite. Might have been the alcohol.

Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 03, 2018 08:25 PM (QDnY+)

121 On Tuesday, Business Insider's Melia Robinson visited a San Francisco supermarket where Live Water sells its untreated water. Rainbow Grocery was sold out of its Fountain of Truth spring water, but a sign indicated a "slight price increase."

It's like the stereotypes just write themselves

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2018 08:25 PM (SiINZ)

122 Wells bored for drinking water are not uncommon in rural areas. No flouride or chlorine. I grew up on one in the 60's. No taste, clean as a whistle. Had a cabin in North Carolina with one. Had to wait for the mud to clear, but it was cold and delicious.
This is a big deal???????
That said, here in Central Florida there was an old artesian well alongside US 17-92 just North of Longwood, Florida. People used to pull over to fill jugs with it. A friend, back in the late 70's. used to get some because it was "natural". Gave her the worst gas she'd ever had. They've since either capped or placed barriers over that well. It was situated in a swamp, so I doubt it had the benefit of much filtering through soil. Same reason you don't want to drink from a spring near a cow pasture.

Posted by: Haywood at January 03, 2018 08:25 PM (Nnmy9)

123 Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein and FBI Director Chris Wray made an unannounced visit to Speaker Paul Ryan's office Wednesday
Is this something ? from Plotico
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 03, 2018 08:21 PM
(M+Lyo)

Ummmmm...Yes. A menage a trois.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 03, 2018 08:26 PM (EoRCO)

124 Bear Whiz Water. That's why it's yellow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2018 08:26 PM (IqV8l)

125 "It stays most fresh within one lunar cycle of delivery," Singh said.

Liz Warren: How many moons firewater stay good for?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2018 08:26 PM (SiINZ)

126 Beaver Fever is real!!!

Posted by: Bosk at January 03, 2018 08:27 PM (fjMEv)

127

Couldn't you make sort-of legit natural water by adding acidophilus or a probiotic mix to it?

And sell it real quick, before it started growing?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 08:27 PM (T/KY7)

128 31
OK so my other conservative friend who just retired is driving to FL for
3 months and is stuck near Parris Island in SC because of the snow. Got
a Motel room and ended at a bar with his wife and shared the the table
with what he called "real Americans" who all love PDT. He got drunk with
them. I love it

Posted by: Nevergiveup

I got stuck in Albuquerque a couple of days after Thanksgiving on a x-country trip from D.C. to L.A. after Signal Officer Basic Course. Alb... was snowed in hard. I think I got the last motel room in town, Motel 6 of course. Went across the street to a gas station, got a turkey pot pie, a 40, and settled in for a Twilight Zone marathon. I was 24. Good times!

Posted by: SFGoth at January 03, 2018 08:27 PM (dZ756)

129 113 I think this, combined with the orgies-drug parties-business meetings that are all the rage there, portend everyone who's living large in Silicon Valley in 2018 will be dead in 10 years.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

Or sooner.

Posted by: San Andreas Fault at January 03, 2018 08:27 PM (peJQi)

130 My raw well water tastes awful so I put this reverse osmosis filter in under the kitchen sink and now it comes out better than the Poland Spring I was buying. The filters are a little pricey but I don't change them too often and if I can sell a jug or two of the raw stuff to a retarded hippie the filters are paid for.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 03, 2018 08:27 PM (RChUT)

131 I never thought I would pay for water, but I do. Those little bottles are so convenient and you can get 32 of them for less than $4.

Posted by: ALH at January 03, 2018 08:27 PM (fjf5L)

132 We used to have a waterfall in the mountains with a pipe that ran out to the road. I wasn't nicknamed bellyache springs for nothin

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on fried to a crisp Ventura Highway at January 03, 2018 08:27 PM (M+Lyo)

133 So third world Afrjca was ahead of us the whole time?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 03, 2018 08:27 PM (+y/Ru)

134 *sips*

Cheeky...

*swishes*

...fecal, with an insouciant ambivalence...

*sucks*

*spits*

All in all, a resplendent cacophony of third-world charms. Tangy, with just a hint of ass.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2018 08:27 PM (oVJmc)

135 Lawyers wet dream....someone selling contaminated water.

Posted by: torabora at January 03, 2018 08:27 PM (2UOV1)

136 If you blow farts in the bath water, they'll pay double.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2018 08:27 PM (89T5c)

137
I think this, combined with the orgies-drug parties-business meetings that are all the rage there, portend everyone who's living large in Silicon Valley in 2018 will be dead in 10 years.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

The cemeteries are full of indispensable tech moguls.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 08:28 PM (4x1ei)

138 If they could just see themselves through the eyes of a normal, sane human being, they'd surely die of shame and/or embarrassment. Or maybe not.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 03, 2018 08:28 PM (Tyii7)

139 NYC schools closed tomorrow.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2018 08:29 PM (SjImc)

140 I have drank out of a stream before. It's always a scary crap shot though.

Posted by: Max Power at January 03, 2018 08:29 PM (q177U)

141 In Russia hotel you piss the water you drink.

Posted by: Russia at January 03, 2018 08:29 PM (2UOV1)

142 During the gold rush, you got wealthy selling shovels...

Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2018 08:29 PM (yM/Yl)

143 If they could just see themselves through the eyes of a normal, sane human being, they'd surely die of shame and/or embarrassment. Or maybe not.
---------------

If they could, they wouldn't need to.

Posted by: Mega at January 03, 2018 08:29 PM (rv0Fo)

144 79 With crunchy candy coating!

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 08:29 PM (kUotE)

145 I think this, combined with the orgies-drug parties-business meetings that are all the rage there, portend everyone who's living large in Silicon Valley in 2018 will be dead in 10 years.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis

And these are the guys who aren't embarrassed to claim that they are going to live to 1000, what with Science!! and all.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 03, 2018 08:29 PM (8gDQu)

146 You've got to pay your if you want to sing the blues
And you know, it don't come easy.

Sir Ringo Starr Outclasses Lorde And BDS Movement, Schedules Two Concerts In Israel

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 03, 2018 08:29 PM (+y/Ru)

147 If you blow farts in the bath water, they'll pay double.

I think you're onto something!

Posted by: Queef Olberdouche at January 03, 2018 08:29 PM (Tyii7)

148 Somebody tell Sally Struthers that those kids in Central America drinking sewage water don't need our money anymore.

Posted by: mark1971 at January 03, 2018 08:30 PM (xPl2J)

149 "If it sits around too long, it'll turn green. People don't even realize that because all their water's dead, so they never see it turn green."

Dude, like don't drink the dead water or the green water it's not like healthy for you like the raw sewage water is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2018 08:30 PM (SiINZ)

150 Remember the e coli outbreak from contaminated spinach grown in California a few years ago? Same water.

Posted by: huerfano at January 03, 2018 08:30 PM (EtMVh)

151 138 If they could just see themselves through the eyes of a normal, sane human being, they'd surely die of shame and/or embarrassment. Or maybe not.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 03, 2018 08:28 PM (Tyii7)

They don't know any. The only normal people in San Francisco I know of are Zombie and Torque. If they're not running across those two, they're shit out of luck.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 03, 2018 08:30 PM (4ErVI)

152
So chin-chin..
In Japan that's slang for dick.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 03, 2018 08:30 PM (t6XCL)

153 Sir Ringo Starr Outclasses Lorde And BDS Movement, Schedules Two Concerts In Israel

My favorite Beatle.

Posted by: ALH at January 03, 2018 08:30 PM (fjf5L)

154 We have rots of wawa fo round eye.

Posted by: Fulishima at January 03, 2018 08:30 PM (2UOV1)

155 Water. Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 03, 2018 08:30 PM (rv0Fo)

156
It's like the stereotypes just write themselves
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2018 08:25 PM (SiINZ)

===

There was a big controversy a few years ago before BDS was much of a thing, whether the Rainbow Grocery should carry a brand of pita chip, because they were made in Israel.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2018 08:31 PM (EZebt)

157 Iron Mike Tyson has his own brand of cannabith.

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 03, 2018 08:31 PM (y3aQB)

158 Holy shit, was PT Barnum ever right!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2018 08:31 PM (gC2IV)

159 A poster on Reddit:

A leading entrepreneur in this movement is a hippie jackass named "Mukhande Singh." But that's not the name he was born with. He was born "Christopher Sanborn."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2018 08:17 PM (oVJmc)

Is that some sort of cultural appropriation my Chris?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2018 08:31 PM (SiINZ)

160 http://folsomstreetfair.org/

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 03, 2018 08:31 PM (U5Xeq)

161 >>As Jackstraw reported earlier, my dinner was delicious.

It was. But sadly it will be coming back on you in about an hour and a half and you will spend the rest of the night with the porcelain princess.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 08:31 PM (/tuJf)

162 Sir Ringo Starr Outclasses Lorde And BDS Movement, Schedules Two Concerts In Israel

My favorite Beatle.

I always thought he was Second Best.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2018 08:31 PM (oVJmc)

163
So third world Africa was ahead of us the whole time?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence!

They'll be sending their high school students over here to show us how to dig for water.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2018 08:31 PM (IqV8l)

164 It's got electrolytes.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 03, 2018 08:32 PM (rv0Fo)

165

I drink only the fresh piss of my virginal handmaiden followers, collected in Ming dynasty vases and gentle cooled between the thighs of ginger MILF's.

It's good to be a god upon Earth.

Posted by: Rawvi Chancre at January 03, 2018 08:32 PM (T/KY7)

166 OT from last thread.

As JackStraw pointed out, meeting with Ryan and Wray/Rosenstein today. No read-out yet. Biggest (domestic) story of the day. Nunes not shy about going nukyler in public. So far, crickets.

If - as seems likely - Wray/Rosenstein came up to try and argue some reasons for non-compliance with House intel committee's requests, in one respect it sadly confirms one of Nunes' strongest charges: that DOJ is stone-walling, foot-dragging, gaming the situation - not cooperating except at gun-point, at the 11th hour.

Which is inexcusable and indefensible, including by resort to a purported need to protect ongoing investigations. If there are legit investigation concerns (not actually very persuasive), then you go to the committee the hour you get the request to explain. Not the afternoon of the deadline day. Non-cooperative suspects are treated differently, for a reason.
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker

I'm sure they are arguing that responding to Congress will screw up the OIG report and follow-up actions.

Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2018 08:32 PM (yM/Yl)

167
I always buy Sabra hummus because it makes a BDSers cry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 08:32 PM (pmDYQ)

168 I think it was alexthechick who first linked this story in one of the daytime threads. At least that's where I first saw it.

These people are all like "Darwin Rules!" Nice to see them putting their principles into practice.

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2018 08:32 PM (sdi6R)

169 Sir Ringo Starr Outclasses Lorde And BDS Movement, Schedules Two Concerts In Israel

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 03, 2018 08:29 PM (+y/Ru)
=====================

Nice.

Posted by: grammie winger - at January 03, 2018 08:32 PM (lwiT4)

170 It stays most fresh within one lunar cycle of delivery, Singh said. If it sits around too long, it'll turn green.

After the end of the first lunar cycle, females may use the water to cleanse after their moon cycle.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2018 08:32 PM (QLvwG)

171 I don't know if it's the idea of untreated water, or the idea smug idiots falling for the mystical benefits of it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2018 08:33 PM (EyPfd)

172 Didn't the USDA destroy a few dairies a couple years ago for this very same thing?

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 08:33 PM (kUotE)

173 So third world Africa was ahead of us the whole time?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence!

They've just been slow-playing their existence.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 03, 2018 08:33 PM (8gDQu)

174
Our water here in my corner of CenTex is rather heavily chlorinated. To the point that it basically ruins fresh ground covfefe, booze, or most things that I cook. I just keep a Brita pitcher handy and filter the chlorine taste out of it.

Easy-peasy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2018 08:33 PM (eXA4G)

175 We opened for Muddy Waters at the Vomitarium.

Posted by: Raw Sewage Water at January 03, 2018 08:33 PM (2UOV1)

176 whatever water is such a joke. It is all tap water

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 03, 2018 08:33 PM (PUmDY)

177 Nobody tell them how delicious bubonic fleas are when sprinkled on rat brain pate'.

Posted by: Born Free at January 03, 2018 08:33 PM (B98mI)

178 Free divining rod with every case.

Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 08:33 PM (2r88I)

179 Actually on-topic (Silly Valley) - DHS reportedly considering cracking down on H-1B visa extensions (translation: begin to enforce/administer the program as authorized and required by statute, after decades of lawlessness).

Oh, yes. Please. I'm not really worried one bit about any "hit" to the advertising business, er, I mean "tech sector" that they'll surely whine about.

Little doubt that wages, job security, and conditions in tech are below where they should be (given market conditions) as are those things in meat-packing. Amazing. Restore market forces to the labor side, and things will improve. Rapidly.

Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 03, 2018 08:33 PM (QDnY+)

180 The water's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2018 08:34 PM (IqV8l)

181
Ganges River Drinking Water.
Bottled at the source.
Shake well before drinking.

Posted by: YIKES! at January 03, 2018 08:34 PM (t6XCL)

182 I always thought he was Second Best.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2018 08:31 PM (oVJmc)

ISWYDT.

Posted by: ALH at January 03, 2018 08:35 PM (fjf5L)

183 Laugh all you want, but they will be well prepared when the Socialism comes.

Posted by: Mega at January 03, 2018 08:35 PM (rv0Fo)

184 172 Didn't the USDA destroy a few dairies a couple years ago for this very same thing?

Those were owned by conservatives.

Posted by: Rawvi Chancre at January 03, 2018 08:35 PM (T/KY7)

185 Didn't a couple of guys from the FBI make an unannounced visit to Gen. Michael Flynn's office about a year ago?

Paul Ryan charged with lying to FBI, coming in 10, 9, 8...

Posted by: Hands at January 03, 2018 08:35 PM (EzdLW)

186 Time for a nice amoeba milkshake!

Posted by: Queef Olberdouche at January 03, 2018 08:35 PM (Tyii7)

187 These assholes paid the same equivalent price for Zima back in the day. History repeats.

Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2018 08:36 PM (ABjxW)

188 Beaver Fever is real!!!

I've done some hiking and camping around the country and every single place I went discouraged drinking from any lake, river or mountain stream without boiling or filtering it. Scoop a glass full from a lake and look at all the little lovelies swimming in it.

Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2018 08:36 PM (nisXv)

189 What a bunch of 'tards.

As a former Californian ( I left in '89), all I can do is weep for my former, once great state.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 03, 2018 08:36 PM (v3DL/)

190 Mueller never saw it coming but he has fallen into a trap. Give up the bullshit investigation or face demise. Mueller should never have accepted post with myriad obvious conflicts.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 03, 2018 08:37 PM (PvK0J)

191

Hey hipsters, do you know what's better than raw water? This special Jonestown Kool Aid. Come one come all and drink as much of it as you want. You'll never age another minute after drinking it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2018 08:37 PM (SiINZ)

192 If I wanted to barf my guts out and have diarrhea for three days, I'd just drink gin.

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 08:38 PM (kUotE)

193 Got Cholera?

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 08:38 PM (+lOpA)

194 As Jackstraw Reported Earlier, the Rangers and the Blackhawks are tied at 1 in the 1st.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:38 PM (CY87f)

195 192 If I wanted to barf my guts out and have diarrhea for three days, I'd just drink gin.
Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 08:38 PM (kUotE)

I did that once. When I was in college.

Posted by: ALH at January 03, 2018 08:38 PM (fjf5L)

196 THere's nothing like raw water to wash down a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2018 08:39 PM (ABjxW)

197 I'm sticking with Sierra Springs

Posted by: Adrian Monk at January 03, 2018 08:39 PM (EzdLW)

198 Jean - one hears this "argument" often, but it makes no sense. For various reasons. Investigations leading to prosecutions are unaffected by sharing info with Congress - even if such info is leaked, there is no effect. Many high profile criminal cases are going on this minute, about which massive publicity existed for months or years prior to trial.

Besides, discouraging leaks is easy. Tell only chairmen and ranking members, with no release to share with staff or others (this very thing is routine with the intel committees, BTW, when it comes to certain covert ops findings and related consultations). But, as noted, leaks don't affect prosecutions. Evidence doesn't change, statutes don't change.

Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 03, 2018 08:39 PM (QDnY+)

199
Remember the e coli outbreak from contaminated spinach grown in California a few years ago? Same water.
Posted by: huerfano at January 03, 2018 08:30 PM (EtMVh)

I think that was the normal problem with organic farming where manure is used as the fertilizer, because ammonium nitrate is bad bad bad.

In other words, that organic arugula salad the hippies eat has been sprayed with shit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2018 08:39 PM (eXA4G)

200 How appropriate for sanctuary state CA. Montezuma's revenge.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 03, 2018 08:39 PM (2DOZq)

201 Just because. Ringo Starr plays Long Tall Sally in 1964

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqXWAcm3qSQ

Posted by: grammie winger - at January 03, 2018 08:39 PM (lwiT4)

202 a fool and his money are soon parted

Posted by: saying for the 1000th time at January 03, 2018 08:39 PM (9R040)

203 Hey hipsters, do you know what's better than raw
water? This special Jonestown Kool Aid. Come one come all and drink as
much of it as you want. You'll never age another minute after drinking
it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2018 08:37 PM (SiINZ)

IIRC, it was Flavor Aid. Grape.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2018 08:39 PM (QLvwG)

204 Amoebic dysentery builds character.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 08:39 PM (+lOpA)

205

You've got Giardia. Where did you drink out of the river?

I never did!

It's either that, or you were sodomized by a beaver...

How'd you know!

Posted by: Some Dude in the Clinic at January 03, 2018 08:39 PM (T/KY7)

206
As Jackstraw Reported Earlier, the Rangers and the Blackhawks are tied at 1 in the 1st.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:38 PM (CY87f)

Thread winner!

Posted by: Hands at January 03, 2018 08:39 PM (EzdLW)

207 Raw water is what comes out of your ass when you eat truck-stop sushi.

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2018 08:40 PM (bJ0w+)

208 Boy, when we theorized it might be something in the water that made "progressives" batshit crazy, we weren't far off.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 03, 2018 08:40 PM (Tyii7)

209 Garrett are you watching the game? I've got picture but no sound, you?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 08:42 PM (/tuJf)

210 This is the capitalist way of "Wealth Redistribution".

Posted by: William Eaton at January 03, 2018 08:42 PM (MuTTO)

211 Jean - one hears this "argument" often, but it makes no sense. For various reasons. Investigations leading to prosecutions are unaffected by sharing info with Congress - even if such info is leaked, there is no effect. Many high profile criminal cases are going on this minute, about which massive publicity existed for months or years prior to trial.

Besides, discouraging leaks is easy. Tell only chairmen and ranking members, with no release to share with staff or others (this very thing is routine with the intel committees, BTW, when it comes to certain covert ops findings and related consultations). But, as noted, leaks don't affect prosecutions. Evidence doesn't change, statutes don't change.
Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker,

I not saying it makes sense. But, I bet that's the argument.

Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2018 08:42 PM (yM/Yl)

212 How do people become libtards, anyway? Are they born that way?

Posted by: ALH at January 03, 2018 08:42 PM (fjf5L)

213 But if we don't allow H1B extensions, how will Apple's CEO make his $100M a year bonus? Come on people, let's not get crazy here.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 03, 2018 08:42 PM (1JAxC)

214 Wow, this is so appropriate. My wife and kids just returned from PDX where they were visiting family, and my wife had to go the
pharmacy to buy lice shampoo because our nieces have lice. To have lice is a slightly embarassing thing, but to get them whenever you go to Portland? Disgusting!

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at January 03, 2018 08:42 PM (LLBMw)

215 Jonestown Kool Aid.

Flavor Aid. In the interest of historical accuracy.

The really interesting thing is that Flavor Aid was introduced in 1925 and Kool Aid in 1927.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavor_Aid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kool-Aid

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2018 08:42 PM (sdi6R)

216 Say what you will, you gotta admire the sheer genius of somebody who can tap into that ocean of stupidity. It's brilliant.

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2018 08:43 PM (clYld)

217 212 How do people become libtards, anyway? Are they born that way?
Posted by: ALH at January 03, 2018 08:42 PM (fjf5L)

___

We do our part.

Posted by: Education System, Media at January 03, 2018 08:43 PM (1JAxC)

218 I am watching a commercial for Cologuard.

A Box they ship you.

You shit in it.

Send it back.

And they test you for cancer.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:43 PM (CY87f)

219 In other words, that organic arugula salad the hippies eat has been sprayed with shit.

Well that certainly explains the taste of it.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 03, 2018 08:43 PM (5RPP5)

220 Glad to know Jim Jones was a bargain shopper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2018 08:43 PM (89T5c)

221

The companies that rent out porta-potties love doing business in Kali and Florida. They are never used.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 08:43 PM (T/KY7)

222 As Jackstraw reported earlier :

I have picture as well as sound.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:44 PM (CY87f)

223 214 *scratches obsessively*

Posted by: PDX Hipster at January 03, 2018 08:44 PM (kUotE)

224 218 I am watching a commercial for Cologuard.

A Box they ship you.

You shit in it.

Send it back.

And they test you for cancer.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:43 PM (CY87f)

____

Where else but in America can this happen?

USA!!
USA!!
USA!!

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 03, 2018 08:44 PM (1JAxC)

225 Wow. Leftist can now experience the health and wonderfulness of the type of water that drove the crew of the HMS Bounty to mutiny.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2018 08:44 PM (2K6fY)

226 Folks get rich off of prog stupid.

I should really become one.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 03, 2018 08:44 PM (lLeln)

227 Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:43 PM (CY87f)
===========================

Is this before or after you drink the contaminated water?

Posted by: grammie winger - at January 03, 2018 08:45 PM (lwiT4)

228 It puts its shit in the box...

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 08:45 PM (+lOpA)

229 This sewage is cooked! I ordered the raw sewage!

Posted by: Mr Creosote at January 03, 2018 08:45 PM (bc2Lc)

230 218 I am watching a commercial for Cologuard.
A Box they ship you. You shit in it. Send it back.
And they test you for cancer.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:43 PM (CY87f)

I had a colonoscopy done the second time I turned 29.

If that Colonguard works, I'll do that next time.

Posted by: ALH at January 03, 2018 08:45 PM (fjf5L)

231 Dick in Box was smart.

Cologuard is brilliant.

Espicially since they appear to be teamed up with UPS.

I kid you not.

Go Brown.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:45 PM (CY87f)

232 How do people become libtards, anyway? Are they born that way?
Posted by: ALH at January 03, 2018 08:42 PM (fjf5L)

Ummmmm.....No. Something in the water they drank.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 03, 2018 08:45 PM (EoRCO)

233 Raw water is what comes out of your ass when you eat truck-stop sushi.

Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2018 08:40 PM (bJ0w+)

Or Chipolte.

Posted by: X-ray at January 03, 2018 08:45 PM (QQ4UP)

234 As I am reporting, I just took a shit in a box and mailed it to Garrett.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 08:45 PM (/tuJf)

235 How do people become libtards, anyway? Are they born that way?

Gamma Rays.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2018 08:45 PM (WbIyz)

236 From the country that invented yoga and straight from the Ganges.
Posted by: Jolo at January

I saw a photo spread of the Ganges recently. Photo after photo, dozens of photos of decaying bodies floating down the Ganges, some recent and merely bloated and discolored and some not so recent and really bony. Lots of feral dogs on the banks of the Ganges gnawing away. Morning bathers happily scrubbing up while just a few feet away a disintegrating corpse bobbed along. Really sickening.

Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 03, 2018 08:46 PM (+Tibp)

237
I am watching a commercial for Cologuard.

A Box they ship you.

You shit in it.

Send it back.

And they test you for cancer.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:43 PM (CY87f)

No shit!?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2018 08:46 PM (QLvwG)

238 Still...

...Better than Pabst.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2018 08:46 PM (oVJmc)

239 Drinking raw water will put the tripe into your Tripe Face Boogie

Posted by: Lowell George at January 03, 2018 08:46 PM (Lv3JC)

240 Needs clip from Idiocracy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-YZnORoAWkA
"Water? Like from the toilet?"

Posted by: wooga at January 03, 2018 08:46 PM (7LTrc)

241 I kid you not.

Go Brown.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:45 PM (CY87f)
===========================

Your mind. Twisted, it is.

Posted by: grammie winger - at January 03, 2018 08:46 PM (lwiT4)

242 Just because. Ringo Starr plays Long Tall Sally in 1964

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqXWAcm3qSQ

Posted by: grammie winger - at January 03, 2018 08:39 PM (lwiT4)

He was really thumping the pagan drum skins

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2018 08:46 PM (SiINZ)

243 A Box they ship you.
You shit in it.
Send it back.

That's how I found out I was 1/64 Injun.

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at January 03, 2018 08:46 PM (Tyii7)

244 >> I just took a shit in a box and mailed it to Garrett.

Hahaha!

The old Rhode Island Lobster!

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:46 PM (CY87f)

245 Tardichlorians.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 08:47 PM (+lOpA)

246 This thread stinks. :-)

I don't see any reasonable pathway to boobs or guns.

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 08:47 PM (kUotE)

247 I saw this. I live in Oakland and chum around with lots of camping friends. No one drinks from anywhere without a water purifier. Period. What a bunch of maroons.

Posted by: Anne at January 03, 2018 08:47 PM (Tk8vY)

248 I saw a photo spread of the Ganges recently. Photo after photo, dozens of photos of decaying bodies floating down the Ganges, some recent and merely bloated and discolored and some not so recent and really bony. Lots of feral dogs on the banks of the Ganges gnawing away. Morning bathers happily scrubbing up while just a few feet away a disintegrating corpse bobbed along. Really sickening.

Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 03, 2018 08:46 PM (+Tibp)

___

Tsk Tsk.
Remember every culture is prefect and wonderful (well except ours). Bathing next to decomposing bodies is to be celebrated you racist.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 03, 2018 08:47 PM (1JAxC)

249 No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 03, 2018 08:47 PM (xJa6I)

250 How do people become libtards, anyway? Are they born that way?
---------------------------------

For me it was aliens

Posted by: Hairy Reid at January 03, 2018 08:47 PM (Lv3JC)

251 >>No shit!?

Only farted...

Posted by: Brokenhearted at January 03, 2018 08:47 PM (CY87f)

252 There are many free springs with actual taps. Lot's of them in New Hampshire. I see people filling bottles for free all the time. Many people here have well water and it's a good backup.

Some of these sound more dubious though.
http://www.findaspring.com/category/locations/north-america/usa/california/

Posted by: Joseph dagostino at January 03, 2018 08:48 PM (eq2/x)

253 Well this is a crappy thread.

Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 03, 2018 08:48 PM (QDnY+)

254 Change comes only when the pain of remaining the same becomes unbearable... Movie roles and video games does not reality make! They got a little taste of mismanagement with the LA fires

Posted by: Captain and Crew Pelosi's New Yacht Miss Management.. at January 03, 2018 08:48 PM (U5Xeq)

255 218 I am watching a commercial for Cologuard.

A Box they ship you.

You shit in it.

Send it back.

And they test you for cancer.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:43 PM (CY87f)

I don't think I would want to work at Cologuard.

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2018 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

256 So people want the same kind of water North Koreans have?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 03, 2018 08:48 PM (l9m7l)

257 That's how I found out I was 1/64 Injun.

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at January 03, 2018 08:46 PM (Tyii7)

You owe me a keyboard. And a monitor.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 03, 2018 08:48 PM (yzxic)

258 "People don't even realize that because all their water's dead, so they never see it turn green."

I tried to turn LA green, but damn! I never pocketed as much green as these shysters are raking in!

Posted by: William Mullholland at January 03, 2018 08:49 PM (fCF8R)

259 A Box they ship you.
You shit in it.
Send it back.

Best part - you pay them to do that.

Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2018 08:49 PM (ABjxW)

260 >>I don't think I would want to work at Cologuard.

Great News! We have a position open in the receiving department.

Posted by: Cologuard Staffing at January 03, 2018 08:50 PM (CY87f)

261 255 If you decided to quit you could just forward all the packages to someone special.

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 08:50 PM (kUotE)

262 >>I don't think I would want to work at Cologuard.

It's all good unless you work in the mail room.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 08:50 PM (/tuJf)

263 There's a natural artesian spring up in Lynnwood. Folks line up to get water from there. I used to live a few blocks from it.

Water did taste 'good' but it was nuts how people wanted 'natural' water instead of stuff that had been filtered for toxins.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 03, 2018 08:50 PM (xJa6I)

264 Glad to know Jim Jones was a bargain shopper.

-
You gotta plan for the future.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 03, 2018 08:51 PM (+y/Ru)

265 Cologuard has a partnership with Raw Water. They have a weird sense of humor at those companies.

Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2018 08:51 PM (ABjxW)

266 Mike Tyson opened a 40 acre pot farm today.. so we got that going for us..

Posted by: Hillary's Minons at January 03, 2018 08:51 PM (U5Xeq)

267 Morning bathers happily scrubbing up while just a few feet away a disintegrating corpse bobbed along.

Builds your immune system.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 08:51 PM (T/KY7)

268 I don't think I would want to work at Cologuard.

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2018 08:48 PM (sdi6R)
=========================

When I worked for the vet, part of my job included testing stool samples for parasites and general gack. People were instructed to bring in a small amount of stool for testing. We're talking the size of a quarter. One time this guy brought in an entire paper grocery bag of dog crap. An entire bag. Like he had been saving it up for a month.

Posted by: grammie winger - at January 03, 2018 08:51 PM (lwiT4)

269 >>An entire bag. Like he had been saving it up for a month.

Doesn't everyone?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 08:52 PM (/tuJf)

270 India is the biggest mystery to me. Why is such a smart , family centered culture such a third world shit hole? Did the Brits stagnate their progress? I think that could make a good doctoral thesis .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 03, 2018 08:52 PM (2DOZq)

271 Wait until someone invents Corpse Water.

Body snatching will be back in vogue. Guards will have to posted in cemeteries again.

Posted by: William Eaton at January 03, 2018 08:52 PM (MuTTO)

272 There's a natural artesian spring up in Lynnwood
----------------------------------------

Isn't that right next to the Cologuard office?

Posted by: Hairy Reid at January 03, 2018 08:53 PM (Lv3JC)

273 The medieval people who drank beer and wine only because they wouldn't drink raw water out of the river were smarter then these San Francisco a holes

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V my laptop died at January 03, 2018 08:53 PM (0W39z)

274 Well, the 401K is pretty good.

Posted by: Poop Inspector #34 at January 03, 2018 08:53 PM (Tyii7)

275 When I worked for the vet, part of my job included testing stool samples for parasites and general gack

I always wondered how you kept coming back here to post day after day. Training.

Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2018 08:53 PM (ABjxW)

276 When Life Gives You Shit, Sell Live Water!

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2018 08:53 PM (clYld)

277 Pull up a stool and enjoy the thread.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2018 08:53 PM (89T5c)

278 India is the biggest mystery to me. Why is such a smart , family centered culture such a third world shit hole?

Raw water.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2018 08:53 PM (WbIyz)

279 My coworker is an older fella and sometimes when painting an apartment I ask to sample his stool. Gets me every time.

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 08:53 PM (kUotE)

280 Doesn't everyone?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 08:52 PM (/tuJf)
====================

A thimble-full. I clearly stated the amount as "thimble-full".

Posted by: grammie winger - at January 03, 2018 08:54 PM (lwiT4)

281
One time this guy brought in an entire paper grocery bag of dog crap. An entire bag. Like he had been saving it up for a month.

Posted by: grammie winger

"What do you mean, drive? I took the bus!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 08:54 PM (XNSPx)

282 >>Pull up a stool and enjoy the thread.

We've got some all boxed up down on the loading dock.

Posted by: Cologuard at January 03, 2018 08:54 PM (CY87f)

283 One time this guy brought in an entire paper grocery bag of dog crap. An entire bag. Like he had been saving it up for a month.

Or, possibly, he owned a Boxer. I have vivid memories of a lady who own a couple boxers from when I was about 5.thirty years later I still remember the smell...

The funny thing is that I remember them as Great Danes, but Mom swears that they were boxers or pit bulls (I can't remember which.)

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 03, 2018 08:54 PM (bZ7mE)

284 Cholera water....Shitting in boxes.... Next you'll be telling me there are guys who shove batteries in their dickholes.

Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 08:55 PM (2r88I)

285 >>India is the biggest mystery to me. Why is such a smart , family centered culture such a third world shit hole?

They think cows are spiritual animals. You do the math.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 08:55 PM (/tuJf)

286 They are having trouble in the Pearl district in Portland. All the stoner hippies they attracted with free healthcare and recreational pot are now crapping in the sidewalk in front of the gluten free non-gmo free trade bagel co-ops and costing a lot of money cleaning floors and the street.

I could have told them, if you want to be San Francisco cool you also get the San Francisco indiscriminate crapping.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2018 08:55 PM (2K6fY)

287 Obama sez the Marine corpse has a cologuard.

Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2018 08:55 PM (ABjxW)

288 When I worked for the vet, part of my job included testing stool samples for parasites and general gack. People were instructed to bring in a small amount of stool for testing. We're talking the size of a quarter. One time this guy brought in an entire paper grocery bag of dog crap. An entire bag. Like he had been saving it up for a month.
Posted by: grammie winger
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Grammie, I worked for a time in a med lab in a steel mill. We asked all workers in the coke works to come to the lab, pick up a sample bottle, and return it with a sputum sample.

I can't begin to tell you what was returned in those sample bottles.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2018 08:55 PM (tr2D7)

289 >>Next you'll be telling me there are guys who shove batteries in their dickholes.

Oh, great.

Now we're gonna have to hear about Jackstraw's summer at Band Camp.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:56 PM (CY87f)

290 Next you'll be telling me there are guys who shove batteries in their dickholes.

A million to one shot, Doc.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2018 08:56 PM (WbIyz)

291 You know a country ain't going anywhere fast that just doesn't understand why you get sick from drinking water that people bathe, shit and die in.

Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2018 08:56 PM (nisXv)

292 [Mike Tyson opened a 40 acre pot farm today.. so we got that going for us..

Posted by: Hillary's Minons at January 03, 2018 08:51 PM (U5Xeq)

Did he get a mule with the40 acres?

I denounce myself in advance!

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 03, 2018 08:56 PM (gwPgz)

293 I don't see any reasonable pathway to boobs or guns.

Guy next door shits in box and it is picked up by UPS.

UPS is truck jacked by MS-13 filth and stacked hottie UPS driver threatened.

You CCW's a rare .45 Webly with experimental adjustable rear site punch banger's ticket.

Stacked hottie jumps up in down gratitude, popping a couple shirt buttons, and swoons into your arms, whispering "do me you stud!"

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 08:57 PM (T/KY7)

294 The worst was when people would stick a giant dog turd in one of those skinny newspaper plastic bags, then tie it tight. Try getting that out while eating an Arby's.

Posted by: grammie winger - at January 03, 2018 08:57 PM (lwiT4)

295 Mike Tyson opened a 40 acre pot farm today.. so we got that going for us..

Watch out for the guard tigers.

Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2018 08:57 PM (ABjxW)

296 India is the biggest mystery to me. Why is such a
smart , family centered culture such a third world shit hole? Did the
Brits stagnate their progress? I think that could make a good doctoral
thesis .
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 03, 2018 08:52 PM (2DOZq)

Socialism. All the post WWII intellectual elites that ran the country were trained in socialist English universities, and they came back to hopscotch that whole industrial revolution thing and go on to full socialism instead.
Destroyed the country and destroyed the economy. They are just now shoveling out, I am told.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2018 08:58 PM (2K6fY)

297 286 But they're horrified if you smoke anywhere near the storefronts. That's just not heeaaalthy.

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 08:58 PM (kUotE)

298 > 271 Wait until someone invents Corpse Water.

Body snatching will be back in vogue. Guards will have to posted in cemeteries again.
- - - -

Remember a few years back, that was already tried after a missing woman was found in a roof top water tank at a NY hotel.

Posted by: Rex B at January 03, 2018 08:58 PM (fCF8R)

299 I can't begin to tell you what was returned in those sample bottles.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2018 08:55 PM (tr2D7)
=========================

Oh dear. o__O

Posted by: grammie winger - at January 03, 2018 08:58 PM (lwiT4)

300 >>Now we're gonna have to hear about Jackstraw's summer at Band Camp.

You shove one battery in your dickhole and you're labeled for life.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 08:58 PM (/tuJf)

301 296 India is the biggest mystery to me. Why is such a
smart , family centered culture such a third world shit hole? Did the
Brits stagnate their progress? I think that could make a good doctoral
thesis .
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 03, 2018 08:52 PM (2DOZq)

Socialism. All the post WWII intellectual elites that ran the country were trained in socialist English universities, and they came back to hopscotch that whole industrial revolution thing and go on to full socialism instead.
Destroyed the country and destroyed the economy. They are just now shoveling out, I am told.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2018 08:58 PM (2K6fY)

____

Bingo.

Posted by: #neverskankles at January 03, 2018 08:58 PM (1JAxC)

302 This dysentery will cycle out of your system lickety-split. And on the bright side, there's no blood in your stool.

Yet.

Posted by: Dr. Fritz at January 03, 2018 08:58 PM (bJ0w+)

303 Trump stirring up trouble again.

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST AND CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 o'clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty and Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 03, 2018 08:59 PM (+y/Ru)

304 I used to work doing site maintenance on a building in Newark.

Kids may say the Darndest Things...

but Hobos Shit in the Darndest Places.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 08:59 PM (CY87f)

305 293 *slow clap*

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 08:59 PM (kUotE)

306 Techies always piss in river upstream of local people when we go to bathe!

Posted by: headman of locals at January 03, 2018 09:00 PM (QCX64)

307 India is the biggest mystery to me. Why is such a smart , family centered culture such a third world shit hole? Did the Brits stagnate their progress? I think that could make a good doctoral thesis .

Here is an idea:
They have a religion that is predicated on the belief that all suffering is due to sins from the past life, and these sins have to expurgated before they can be incarnated in a higher state. Ergo, alleviating someone's suffering in this world you hurt their chances in the next, and thus it is actually kinder not to help.

Not a whole lot of motivation to help the lower castes achieve a better standard of living.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 03, 2018 09:00 PM (bZ7mE)

308 Fecal coliform, FTW!

Posted by: The mass media can EABOD at January 03, 2018 09:00 PM (UbvVs)

309
Destroyed the country and destroyed the economy. They are just now shoveling out, I am told.

Posted by: Kindltot

Could be worse. Say, Pakistan.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 09:00 PM (6wwkT)

310 The San Francisco treat.

Posted by: Poop Inspector #34 at January 03, 2018 09:00 PM (Tyii7)

311 Methinks Ace is leaving us all in here for shits (heh) and giggles.

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 09:01 PM (kUotE)

312 Mike Tyson going to sell Cannbith ??

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 03, 2018 09:01 PM (y3aQB)

313 238 Still...

...Better than Pabst.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2018 08:46 PM (oVJmc)

FUCK YOU!! NOTHING IS BETTER THAN PABST BLUE RIBBON!! YOU PROBABLY DRINK THAT FOREIGN SHIT!

Posted by: Frank Booth at January 03, 2018 09:01 PM (peJQi)

314 I look at stuff like this and I wonder at my current poverty. Obviously I'm doing something wrong. Or maybe doing something right I should be doing wrong.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad. at January 03, 2018 09:01 PM (3/HOt)

315 >>>You shove one battery in your dickhole and you're labeled for life.

It was a 9 Volt!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at January 03, 2018 09:01 PM (rjjtv)

316 I think this, combined with the orgies-drug parties-business meetings
that are all the rage there, portend everyone who's living large in
Silicon Valley in 2018 will be dead in 10 years.

In fairness to them, that article about those orgies on Insty had a very loud subtext threatening to become the text that "how dare guys I rejected in high school score with hotter women than me". Modern feminism, y'all.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2018 09:01 PM (gm9yG)

317 Socialism.
Posted by: Kindltot

I think you're exactly right. I'd read where Japan and India both modeled themselves on the Britain of it's day; Japan when Britain was Capitalist and India, unfortunately, when it was socialist. Makes sense if you think about it.

Posted by: Blutarksi-esque 0.0 at January 03, 2018 09:01 PM (+Tibp)

318 199 - My SanFran cousin & her husband 'knew' that ecoli outbreak was caused by corporations. The corporations weren't providing water or Port a johns so the farm workers pissed on the spinach. I asked them if no water why should workers be provided Port a johns. Cuzs had no response.

Posted by: Upper Richmond Downers at January 03, 2018 09:02 PM (bc2Lc)

319 312 Mike Tyson going to sell Cannbith ??

Mike thells thativa by the thee shore.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 09:02 PM (+lOpA)

320 @270 India is the biggest mystery to me. Why is such a smart , family centered culture such a third world shit hole?
-------------------

My guess? The caste system. You could be the next Einstein, but you're screwed over for life because you were born into the wrong caste.

Speaking of which, there's some good news on that front. Apparently some of the Untouchables have been taking advantage of the internet and the opportunities for loans that can be found thereon (which don't require the Untouchables in question to interact with their social "betters") to get the funding they need to start their own businesses.

Posted by: junior at January 03, 2018 09:02 PM (9DOLS)

321 I realize now that probably the most obvious answer to my question that people will say is its large Muslim population. it probably is a factor.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 03, 2018 09:02 PM (2DOZq)

322 From the 'things that make you go WTF?' File: I worked for a bath remodel company in south FL. One customer had a very unusual hand held shower attachment to reinstall. It was a hose connected to a black neoprene filler nozzle as seen in gas stations... I thought gee he could have had a new hand held shower for 35 bucks.. Whewn the job was completed I was leaving and captain douchenozzel was entertaining a crew of gay dudes...

Posted by: Voter Dude at January 03, 2018 09:03 PM (U5Xeq)

323 It happens here in my state, but remember! Republicans hate clean water!

Posted by: Nancy Piglosi at January 03, 2018 09:03 PM (fCF8R)

324 Destroyed the country and destroyed the economy. They are just now shoveling out, I am told.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2018 08:58 PM (2K6fY)

____

Bingo.

Posted by: #neverskankles

They also got lots of 'help' industrializing from the Russians

Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2018 09:03 PM (yM/Yl)

325 India is the biggest mystery to me. Why is such a smart , family centered culture such a third world shit hole? Did the Brits stagnate their progress? I think that could make a good doctoral thesis.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 03, 2018 08:52 PM (2DOZq)

The Brits didn't change anything - nothing for the worse, at least. India's always been the way it is. I think the caste system was a good part of it, and before that the type of culture that develops a caste system.

I love how the 60s hippies were so into destroying the class system (which didn't even exist in America) but they used to idolize India. It still makes laugh just to think about it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 03, 2018 09:03 PM (8gDQu)

326 Because of all the natural organics in it, this "raw water" contains less oxidane than treated water.

Oxidane is toxic in sufficient quantities!

Posted by: mikeski at January 03, 2018 09:03 PM (mw/J6)

327
I guar-an-damn-tee you that each and every one of those lackwits that purchase and consume this scam "fooking love science".

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2018 09:04 PM (Fy1TT)

328 Speaking of which, there's some good news on that front. Apparently some of the Untouchables have been taking advantage of the internet and the opportunities for loans that can be found thereon (which don't require the Untouchables in question to interact with their social "betters") to get the funding they need to start their own businesses.
Posted by: junior

The whole micro-credit thing working out

Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2018 09:04 PM (yM/Yl)

329 I don't know why they call it Hamburger Helper. It does fine all by itself. Huh Clark?

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at January 03, 2018 09:05 PM (U5Xeq)

330 My boss said she got some Trump toilet paper for Christmas.. I said 'You can never use it because as soon as you do, it will become Obama toilet paper.'

Posted by: Carpe Mish at January 03, 2018 09:05 PM (Lyo0O)

331 The parasites make the water feel alive!

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 03, 2018 09:05 PM (NWiLs)

332 Nood vomit, bile and urine. See ya there!

/s for the daft

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 09:05 PM (kUotE)

333 >>My guess? The caste system. You could be the next Einstein, but you're screwed over for life because you were born into the wrong caste.

That would be my guess as a big reason too. One of the most racist countries I've ever been to.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 09:05 PM (/tuJf)

334 Just read a news article on MSN claiming that a North Korean missile launched last spring ended up hitting a North Korean city. Apparently the missile suffered an engine failure about a minute into the flight, and landed in the North Korean city of Tokchon.

Posted by: junior at January 03, 2018 09:06 PM (9DOLS)

335 The media has found Trump to be insane, the same media that has been in a year long frenzy of anti -Trump hysteria.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 03, 2018 09:07 PM (PvK0J)

336 Hepatitis and dysentery spike in an epidemiological cluster centered in Silicon Valley; experts and residents baffled.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 03, 2018 09:07 PM (NWiLs)

337
But they're horrified if you smoke anywhere near the storefronts. That's just not heeaaalthy.
Posted by: Johnny

Second hand poop is OK, though.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2018 09:07 PM (IqV8l)

338 Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 09:05 PM (/tuJf)

How is the interaction between Muslims and the majority Hindu in general that you saw?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 03, 2018 09:07 PM (2DOZq)

339 Mike thells thativa by the thee shore.

Thaths fvcking hilariouth.

Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2018 09:07 PM (nisXv)

340 In San Francisco, "unfiltered, untreated, unsterilized spring water" from a company called Live Water is selling for up to $61 for a 2.5-gallon jug -- and it's flying off the shelves, The New York Times reported.

Eh, I've drunk worse. Ever hear of Pabst's low-end line, Red, White, and Blue? It sustained me in my poor college days.

Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2018 09:08 PM (Vb4BV)

341 I was just about to start selling water under the brand name "I Shit You Not!", but I can see that the market has chosen a different direction.

Oh, well. There's always Powerball.

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2018 09:08 PM (clYld)

342 337 Second hand poop is OK, though.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2018 09:07 PM (IqV8l)

Fecal transplants. Modern medical technique. Don't look it up.

Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2018 09:09 PM (Vb4BV)

343 @342 Fecal transplants. Modern medical technique. Don't look it up.
-----------------

Insty talks about it from time to time.

Posted by: junior at January 03, 2018 09:09 PM (9DOLS)

344
Staal own goal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 09:11 PM (iSQVU)

345 God a few seconds to Hegdehog Hannity's show & hit the Mute button, he is soo awful

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 03, 2018 09:11 PM (y3aQB)

346 >>How is the interaction between Muslims and the majority Hindu in general that you saw?

I didn't see that much of it so hard to say. But the open racism or I guess more accurately classism was something I've never really experienced before. And if you are born to a lower caste that's where you are staying.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 09:12 PM (/tuJf)

347 Hm. The snow forecast in my area keeps increasing.

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2018 09:12 PM (sdi6R)

348 Eh, I've drunk worse. Ever hear of Pabst's low-end line, Red, White, and Blue? It sustained me in my poor college days.

Which also described the color of your vomit afterward, I presume.

Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 03, 2018 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

349 In defense of Hobo Terlit Hobo at least he was living the moron lifestyle as official festival cooter checker..

Posted by: Port O Pooper Inc at January 03, 2018 09:13 PM (U5Xeq)

350 Second hand poop is OK, though.

Robert Duvall was great in that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2018 09:13 PM (WbIyz)

351 348 Which also described the color of your vomit afterward, I presume.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 03, 2018 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

In a college living environment, sorting out which vomit was yours was not so easy.

Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2018 09:14 PM (Vb4BV)

352 Pabst's low-end line

There is a high-end Pabst line ?

Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 09:14 PM (2r88I)

353 And if you are born to a lower caste that's where you are staying.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 09:12 PM (/tuJf)

Karma's a bitch.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 03, 2018 09:15 PM (8gDQu)

354 @346 I didn't see that much of it so hard to say. But the open racism or I guess more accurately classism was something I've never really experienced before. And if you are born to a lower caste that's where you are staying.
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Had some Indians working at the job I had up until a few years ago. The one who mentioned Muslims didn't like them at all. Talked about how when the Muslims came through and overran the country centuries ago, they'd raze the local Hindu temples and build their own places of worship over the ruins.

Posted by: junior at January 03, 2018 09:15 PM (9DOLS)

355 Eh, I've drunk worse. Ever hear of Pabst's low-end line, Red, White, and Blue? It sustained me in my poor college days.

Red, White & Blue was basically pond scum!! awful awful stuff

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 03, 2018 09:15 PM (y3aQB)

356 54 People are gathering gallons of untreated water from natural springs, venturing out onto private property by night to get the water, according to The Times.

Though fans of the untreated water are not backed by science, many told The Times they felt confident they were getting health benefits from drinking it.

And then you know there's the whole "turning green" part. Which shouts, Algae growth!
Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2018 08:15 PM (lKs2v)

Eh, depends on the water source.

Throughout most of human history we didn't have carbon filters in our water and we survived.

And, yeah, the turning green part does not sound ... promising.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 03, 2018 08:18 PM (F5+ro)

Throughout most of human history dysentery and cholera were common diseases.

Posted by: buzzion at January 03, 2018 09:15 PM (lKs2v)

357 Red, White, and Blue existed only to make piss-water brands like Pabst seem like a luxury good.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at January 03, 2018 09:15 PM (H5knJ)

358 And if you are born to a lower caste that's where you are staying.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 09:12 PM (/tuJf)

You have to admit, it sure keeps you from trying to get above your raising!

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 03, 2018 09:16 PM (gwPgz)

359 Red, White & Blue was basically pond scum!! awful awful stuff

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 03, 2018 09:15 PM (y3aQB)

Silicon Valley hipster - Pond scum!!! Why didn't we think of that?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2018 09:16 PM (SiINZ)

360 352 Pabst's low-end line

There is a high-end Pabst line ?
Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 09:14 PM (2r88I)

Oh, yes.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/fancypabst

Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2018 09:17 PM (Vb4BV)

361 So I guess this is the one kind of water that you can legit label as "organic"

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 03, 2018 09:17 PM (di1hb)

362 And if you are born to a lower caste that's where you are staying.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 09:12 PM (/tuJf)

Indians are also really, really obsessed with skin tone.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 03, 2018 09:17 PM (8gDQu)

363 Neither taste nor smell.

But that's usually a good thing.

And well water in the US is only good because you can't use a well that hasn't been tested and if the test shows too many of the wrong types of bacteria or anima then you won't be allowed to use it unless heavily filtered. And maybe not even then.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 03, 2018 09:17 PM (Liv96)

364 355 Red, White & Blue was basically pond scum!! awful awful stuff
Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 03, 2018 09:15 PM (y3aQB)

Slogan: "If you ask about the flavor, you're missing the point."

Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2018 09:18 PM (Vb4BV)

365 I saw Hipster Hole open for Sidewalk Feces on the streets of Portland just a couple weeks ago.

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 09:18 PM (kUotE)

366 We call it bore water in Australia. Wouldn't give it to a cattle dog.

Posted by: You'd never know at January 03, 2018 09:18 PM (gJwyV)

367

The urine in it keeps the pond scum under control, for a while. Then the pond scum eats all the semen, gaining energy, and erupts.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 09:18 PM (T/KY7)

368 Garrett just reported the Rangers tied it up.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 09:18 PM (/tuJf)

369 this brief post by DC Whispers states that the Dog-Eater was the biggest drug dealer of all time. There's something to it

https://tinyurl.com/yb85r7mn

Posted by: booknlass at January 03, 2018 09:18 PM (CXrpl)

370 351 348 Which also described the color of your vomit afterward, I presume.
Posted by: Insomniac - Meet the New Year, same as the old year at January 03, 2018 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

In a college living environment, sorting out which vomit was yours was not so easy.
Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2018 09:14 PM (Vb4BV)

You can't dust for vomit.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at January 03, 2018 09:19 PM (ANIFC)

371
Most of the improvements in human longevity are due to public health measures (water, sewers, etc.)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 09:19 PM (B+LLm)

372 @362 Indians are also really, really obsessed with skin tone.
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A lot of the world is. It's just most of them fight over variations that we Americans likely wouldn't even notice.

Posted by: junior at January 03, 2018 09:19 PM (9DOLS)

373 Fancy Pabst is for the Aristocrat Caste TM

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 09:19 PM (+lOpA)

374 Please don't link to Business Insider.

Posted by: scottst at January 03, 2018 09:19 PM (3IOxs)

375 Oh, yes.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/fancypabst
Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2018 09:17 PM (Vb4BV)

Too funny.

Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 09:19 PM (2r88I)

376 Likely highly educated, however, butt-stupid people with too much money and free time on their hands.

"A fool and his money are soon parted."

Posted by: Braden Lynch at January 03, 2018 09:19 PM (pRnlX)

377 Thanks for the false 'nood', asshole.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2018 09:21 PM (QCX64)

378 What'll you have? Pabst Blue Ribbon!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQoghzFUT7g

Posted by: belch at January 03, 2018 09:21 PM (FdNEK)

379 Fecal transplants. Modern medical technique. Don't look it up.
Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2018 09:09 PM (Vb4BV)

It's icky but it can work miracles for those who's internal fauna has been decimated by cancer drugs or antibiotics.

They say that there are bacteria that help the intestines process fats better so you don't get as fat.

Studies are being done.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 03, 2018 09:21 PM (Liv96)

380 Most of the improvements in human longevity are due to public health measures (water, sewers, etc.)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 09:19 PM (B+LLm)

All futile attempts to thwart Darwinian selection!

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 03, 2018 09:21 PM (gwPgz)

381 >>Indians are also really, really obsessed with skin tone.

I'll give them one thing, they can cook. Real Indian cooking is about as it gets.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 09:22 PM (/tuJf)

382 374 Please don't link to Business Insider.
Posted by: scottst at January 03, 2018 09:19 PM (3IOxs)

Bad click?

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 09:22 PM (+lOpA)

383 Pow Wow Chow...WOW!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2018 09:22 PM (IqV8l)

384 377 Heh. I know, sounded like a fascinating thread didn't it. Sorry to disappoint.

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 09:23 PM (kUotE)

385 Can't eat Indian food

Posted by: lin-duh at January 03, 2018 09:23 PM (kufk0)

386 If it doesn't sell in "one lunar cycle", we re-label it as manure tea. Great for your plants!

Posted by: Muck-Hand Singh at January 03, 2018 09:23 PM (clYld)

387 Mukhande Singh, the founder of Live Water

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The water is shipped from Calcutta.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 03, 2018 09:24 PM (t5m5e)

388 385 Can't eat Indian food

Too much boot-leg Pakistani mulberry vodka?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 09:24 PM (T/KY7)

389 377 Thanks for the false 'nood', asshole.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2018 09:21 PM (QCX64)

The ONT never goes up that early, eh.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 03, 2018 09:24 PM (3/sUh)

390 Untreated water, you say?
Die, Die, Die, my darling.

Posted by: Danzig at January 03, 2018 09:24 PM (a1s18)

391 358 And if you are born to a lower caste that's where you are staying.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 09:12 PM (/tuJf)

You have to admit, it sure keeps you from trying to get above your raising!
Posted by: Perry Helion at January 03, 2018 09:16 PM (gwPgz)

And just with social pressure! Hell of a lot easier than the Byzantine tax laws we use to make upward mobility pointless.

Posted by: mikeski at January 03, 2018 09:24 PM (mw/J6)

392 The water is shipped from Calcutta.

Straight from the Black Hole.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2018 09:25 PM (WbIyz)

393 I'm with Ace. let them drink cholera

Posted by: booknlass at January 03, 2018 09:25 PM (CXrpl)

394 #winning

Posted by: flesh-eating bacteria at January 03, 2018 09:26 PM (sNwPN)

395 389 So we ARE left to wallow in this shit? Ace did that on purpose.

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 09:26 PM (kUotE)

396 372 @362 Indians are also really, really obsessed with skin tone.

And cheekbones. It's how we identify each other.

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at January 03, 2018 09:26 PM (clYld)

397 Raw water.

The parodying, it is impossible.

Posted by: T at January 03, 2018 09:26 PM (MmeCn)

398 Horde, Horde, Horde, I have it! Our (by which I mean my) million dollar idea!

Cold pressed small batch artisinal coffee brewed with raw water and the civet cat coffee beans.

I'm so smart.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 09:26 PM (dEQP3)

399 The 'stache is on Hannity

Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 09:27 PM (2r88I)

400 Cold pressed small batch artisinal coffee brewed with raw water and the civet cat coffee beans.

Freeze dried.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2018 09:28 PM (WbIyz)

401 I've forgotten about cat crap coffee.

Posted by: auscolpyr at January 03, 2018 09:28 PM (pzA2L)

402 And these are the smart ones in Commifornia?
Geez.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 03, 2018 09:28 PM (+lVUW)

403 Can't wait till the 'eating raw shit' fad kicks in. Problem solved.

Posted by: Corona at January 03, 2018 09:29 PM (88+VL)

404 398 Horde, Horde, Horde, I have it! Our (by which I mean my) million dollar idea!

Cold pressed small batch artisinal coffee brewed with raw water and the civet cat coffee beans.

I'm so smart.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 09:26 PM (dEQP3)

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Shit coffee brewed with shit water. I'm listening...

Posted by: Jim Lahey at January 03, 2018 09:29 PM (t5m5e)

405 I want to pretend like I don't know what civet cat coffee beans are, but I bet I do.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 09:29 PM (+lOpA)

406 So I guess this is the one kind of water that you can legit label as "organic"
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 03, 2018 09:17 PM (di1hb)

You know what else is organic as all get out?

Cyanide.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 09:29 PM (dEQP3)

407 I'm so smart.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 09:26 PM (dEQP3)

Real free range civet cats ?

Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 09:29 PM (2r88I)

408 Trump needs to go on record opposing the consumption of human shit.

Posted by: ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 03, 2018 09:30 PM (eY/ez)

409 Let's just save time and start marketing Clorox-brand water to hipsters.

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 09:30 PM (kUotE)

410
I'm so smart.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around.

And 6' 6"!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 09:30 PM (B+LLm)

411 I guarantee you that Mr. Singh just won a gigantic bet.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2018 09:30 PM (T28di)

412 Oh wow guess I'm not that original.

Posted by: ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 03, 2018 09:30 PM (eY/ez)

413 Cold pressed small batch artisinal coffee brewed with raw water and the civet cat coffee beans.

Freeze dried.
...

Wait.

I have an idea.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama's Taxpayer-Funded Septic Tank at January 03, 2018 09:30 PM (sNwPN)

414
I've forgotten about cat crap coffee.
Posted by: auscolpyr

One of my favorite Ted Nugent tunes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2018 09:30 PM (IqV8l)

415 @402 And these are the smart ones in Commifornia?
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That's what they tell themselves. But the amount of money that most of the country throws at them makes it a bit tricky to argue with them.

Posted by: junior at January 03, 2018 09:30 PM (9DOLS)

416 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 09:26 PM (dEQP3)

Brilliant! You need one more special feature and you'll have an invincible trifecta! Perhaps cold-brewed so as not to disadvantage the natural bacteria?

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 03, 2018 09:30 PM (gwPgz)

417 408 Trump needs to go on record opposing the consumption of human shit.

Oh God Yes...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 09:30 PM (T/KY7)

418 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 09:26 PM

Brilliant!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2018 09:31 PM (JUZZj)

419 408 Trump needs to go on record opposing the consumption of human shit.
Posted by: ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 03, 2018 09:30 PM (eY/ez)

Devious you are.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 09:31 PM (+lOpA)

420 408 Trump needs to go on record opposing the consumption of human shit.
Posted by: ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 03, 2018 09:30 PM (eY/ez)

How much more can he say against CNN that he hasn't already said?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2018 09:31 PM (T28di)

421 Real free range civet cats ?
Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 09:29 PM (2r88I)

Shit. I can't believe I forgot that.

Cold pressed small batch local sourced raw water with free range civet cat coffee beans.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 09:31 PM (dEQP3)

422 A lot of countries looking for favors from Trump. Gonna be some dancing this year. I said dance!

Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2018 09:31 PM (nisXv)

423 >>I've forgotten about cat crap coffee.
Posted by: auscolpyr

>>One of my favorite Ted Nugent tunes.

Normally I don't go for duets, but Peggy lee and The Nuge had chemistry.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 09:32 PM (CY87f)

424 No, no, no, I ordered the cat shit coffee, not the cat piss coffee. Take it back.

Posted by: burp at January 03, 2018 09:32 PM (FdNEK)

425 421 Shit. I can't believe I forgot that.

Cold pressed small batch local sourced raw water with free range civet cat coffee beans.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 09:31 PM (dEQP3)

Are these Fair Trade beans?

Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2018 09:32 PM (Vb4BV)

426 Trump needs to go on record opposing the consumption of human shit

I like it.

Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2018 09:32 PM (clYld)

427 Brilliant! You need one more special feature and you'll have an invincible trifecta! Perhaps cold-brewed so as not to disadvantage the natural bacteria?
Posted by: Perry Helion at January 03, 2018 09:30 PM (gwPgz)

Also fair.

Damn we need something to grind the free range civet cat beans.

Something with lead. That shaves off during the grinding.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 09:33 PM (dEQP3)

428 One day I had to buy like 15 bottles of rubbing alcohol at a grocery store for cleaning/removing caulk. I told the cashier that my senile grandpa was an alcoholic & he'd never know the difference.

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 09:33 PM (kUotE)

429

What if we have hobos eat the civet cat crap beans and then shit them out, now covered with healthy natural human probiotics?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 09:33 PM (T/KY7)

430 >>Cold pressed small batch local sourced raw water with free range civet cat coffee beans.

Do you sun dry your beans?

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 09:33 PM (CY87f)

431
Mike Tyson opened a 40 acre pot farm today.. so we got that going for us..

Watch out for the guard tigers.

Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2018 08:57 PM (ABjxW)

======================
Tyson's pretty ambitious. He started out with a couple of rows of 1-liter saucepans, and now I've heard he harvested an acre of 4-quart TriPlys. 40 acres is like, commercial, even Cuisinart-level.

Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2018 09:33 PM (Pqytn)

432 I'm gonna tell you a story
I'm gonna tell you about my town
I'm gonna tell you a big fat story, baby
Aw, it's all about my town
Yeah, down by the river
Down by the banks of the river San Joaquin
(Aw, that's what's happenin' baby)
That's where you'll find me
Along with lovers, muggers, and thieves
(Aw, but they're cool people)
Well I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston, you're my home
(Oh, you're the number one place)

Posted by: The Standells at January 03, 2018 09:33 PM (5qKSx)

433 428 One day I had to buy like 15 bottles of rubbing alcohol at a grocery store for cleaning/removing caulk. I told the cashier that my senile grandpa was an alcoholic & he'd never know the difference.
Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 09:33 PM (kUotE)

I choked on my beverage.

Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2018 09:34 PM (Vb4BV)

434 Woot!

Sarah Carter reporting that Nunes will be getting the documents by midnight tonight.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 03, 2018 09:34 PM (HiDrR)

435 I demand unpasteurized milk!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2018 09:34 PM (y3sT9)

436 Can someone tell me why putting a cancer causing agent in drinking water is good?

Posted by: Barbara Starr at January 03, 2018 09:34 PM (+Tibp)

437 Hey the Standells are makin me realize I should be jumping on this. Only problem is if you get that "natural, untreated" water out of the Mystic or Charles... everybody's gonna die. I think all the people that would buy that crap have moved to California.

Posted by: ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 03, 2018 09:34 PM (eY/ez)

438 I'm quite sure my dipped wick water will sell if I call it Resurrection Water: Back from the Dead. Now with more natural zooplankton!

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 03, 2018 09:35 PM (hUqh+)

439 Son just got back from the ranch in West Texas. He's taking a much-needed shower, but when he got here he said something about we can't the ranch drink well water for now because it has thorium or something in it.

I guess that's supposed to be bad.

Posted by: stace at January 03, 2018 09:35 PM (6HFDU)

440 Cold pressed small batch local sourced raw water with free range civet cat coffee beans.

Do you sun dry your beans?

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 09:33 PM (CY87f)

Only at Hedo II

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2018 09:35 PM (QLvwG)

441 434 Woot!

Sarah Carter reporting that Nunes will be getting the documents by midnight tonight.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 03, 2018 09:34 PM (HiDrR)

Toner suppliers everywhere will rejoice at the printing of all of those redacted, blacked-out pages.

Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2018 09:35 PM (Vb4BV)

442
Silicon valley incidence of diarrhea soars.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2018 09:35 PM (y3sT9)

443 433 So did Grandpa.

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 09:36 PM (kUotE)

444
What if we have hobos eat the civet cat crap beans and then shit them out, now covered with healthy natural human probiotics?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 09:33 PM (T/KY7)

Okay.

Cold pressed, cold brewed, sun dried, fair trade, locally sourced raw water, civet cat beans that have been processed by the otherly housed who were paid a living wage to provide natural, homeopathic probiotics.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 09:36 PM (dEQP3)

445 You know what else is organic as all get out?

Cyanide.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 09:29 PM (dEQP3)

Strychnine. It is made from actual plants.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2018 09:36 PM (2K6fY)

446 Trump needs to go on record against any more remakes of the Apprentice by NBC.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 03, 2018 09:36 PM (PvK0J)

447 >>Sarah Carter reporting that Nunes will be getting the documents by midnight tonight.

There you go.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2018 09:37 PM (/tuJf)

448
When I was a lab rat I used to buy acetone from Aldrich before figuring out that I could get it at a nearby Home Depot for a third of the price.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 09:37 PM (B+LLm)

449 we can't the ranch drink well water for now because it has thorium or something in it.

I guess that's supposed to be bad.

Nonsense. It gives you super powers.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2018 09:37 PM (WbIyz)

450 443 433 So did Grandpa.
Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 09:36 PM (kUotE)

Funny guy. Hope you stick around.

Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2018 09:37 PM (Vb4BV)

451

Natural Harvest Water!

(If you don't know the reference do NOT look it up on Amazon... fair warning... )

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 09:37 PM (T/KY7)

452 We could sell cholera credits. Like carbon credits but dumber.

Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 09:38 PM (2r88I)

453 450 Likewise.

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 09:38 PM (kUotE)

454 No sludge no waste that you cant taste

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 03, 2018 09:38 PM (t/7gr)

455 Nonsense. It gives you super powers.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2018 09:37 PM (WbIyz)

That was my immediate response.

Also super organic? Arsenic.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 09:38 PM (dEQP3)

456 Cold pressed small batch local sourced raw water with free range civet cat coffee beans.
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'Artisanal', you forgot 'artisanal'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2018 09:38 PM (y3sT9)

457 Natural Harvest Water!
(If you don't know the reference do NOT look it up on Amazon... fair warning... )
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 09:37 PM (T/KY7)

Knew a girl in college who thought that was the funniest thing ever. Bought a copy of it for someone. Odd bird.

Posted by: ghost of kari - certified sidebar at January 03, 2018 09:39 PM (eY/ez)

458 Isn't water by definition inorganic?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2018 09:39 PM (T28di)

459 Trump needs to go on record against anymore apologies for America by Obama.

Posted by: CM9000 at January 03, 2018 09:39 PM (PvK0J)

460 444 Cold pressed, cold brewed, sun dried, fair trade, locally sourced raw water, civet cat beans that have been processed by the otherly housed who were paid a living wage to provide natural, homeopathic probiotics.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 09:36 PM (dEQP3)

Perfect. You are only a two-year license process away from being able to sell this in California.

Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2018 09:39 PM (Vb4BV)

461

And THAT is why alexthechick - Ragebunny is Our Majesty!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 09:39 PM (T/KY7)

462 Importing third world dirty water...

Is there ANYTHING Multicultural Immigration can't accomplish???

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q.... looks confused at January 03, 2018 09:39 PM (NgKpN)

463 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at Januar

What kind of clothing does that special barista wear, organic hemp?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 03, 2018 09:39 PM (3/sUh)

464 We could sell cholera credits. Like carbon credits but dumber.
Posted by: jsg
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The target demographic is ideal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2018 09:40 PM (y3sT9)

465 We need to market sea water to these people.

Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2018 09:40 PM (ANIFC)

466 Hee Hee. First these folks quit vaccinating their kids and now they are paying through the nose for raw water.

Wait, a bunch of kids having to suffer not just measles, and mumps imported with the undocumented immigrants, but now cholera and dysentery is not funny. Poor kids can't help that their parents choose to be idiotic.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 03, 2018 09:40 PM (eASYU)

467
Cold pressed, cold brewed, sun dried, fair trade, locally sourced
raw water, civet cat beans that have been processed by the otherly
housed who were paid a living wage to provide natural, homeopathic
probiotics.

..

needs moar #greenenergy

Posted by: trans-dragon at January 03, 2018 09:40 PM (sNwPN)

468 IrishEi, so DOJ is complying tonight? By *midnight*?

After meeting with the Speaker today (deadline day)?

Rosenstein's judgement (lack thereof) has already been spectacularly established by his Mueller appointment (both the office, and the person chosen). It appears Wray might also be a good candidate to go back to the private sector. Other than the baffling (and short-lived) Scaramucci appointment, these two are easily the worst - and most important/worst - appointments Trump has made.

Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid at January 03, 2018 09:40 PM (QDnY+)

469 my well has alot of iron in it.

Posted by: concrete girl at January 03, 2018 09:40 PM (9R040)

470 Woot!

Sarah Carter reporting that Nunes will be getting the documents by midnight tonight.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 03, 2018 09:34 PM (HiDrR)

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Thanks for the report! Cue Terfel and il Commandatore! (SFW)

LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue72gvJvpi8

Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2018 09:40 PM (Pqytn)

471 Cold pressed small batch local sourced raw water with free range civet cat coffee beans.
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'Artisanal', you forgot 'artisanal'.

with naturally occurring thorium.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2018 09:40 PM (WbIyz)

472
Are those civet cats free range?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 09:41 PM (2V8wf)

473 Perfect. You are only a two-year license process away from being able to sell this in California.
Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2018 09:39 PM (Vb4BV)

Throw some weed in there.

You'll be fine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2018 09:41 PM (T28di)

474 Why they not like raw meat too?

Posted by: Ogg at January 03, 2018 09:41 PM (FdNEK)

475 465 We need to market sea water to these people.
Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2018 09:40 PM (ANIFC)

Whole Water.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 09:41 PM (+lOpA)

476 Hey MisHum, been fishing on the ice yet?

Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2018 09:41 PM (nisXv)

477

Oh and 'curated.'

Christ I am growing to hate that term...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 09:41 PM (T/KY7)

478 We need to market sea water to these people.

as a colonic.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2018 09:41 PM (WbIyz)

479 Chicken sushi!

Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2018 09:42 PM (ANIFC)

480 I've got it!

Organic pet rocks!

A.K.A. Dog Dookies.

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 09:42 PM (kUotE)

481 Are those civet cats free range?

sun dried.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2018 09:42 PM (WbIyz)

482 'Artisanal', you forgot 'artisanal'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2018 09:38 PM (y3sT9)

I think I had artisinal in there previously.

And the baristas, of whichever gender they identify with at this moment, wear only sustainable hemp garments.

Also power is provided via renewables.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 09:42 PM (dEQP3)

483 Does it have Manganese?

Because you don't want to get low on that stuff.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 09:43 PM (CY87f)

484 Other than the baffling (and short-lived) Scaramucci appointment, these two are easily the worst - and most important/worst - appointments Trump has made.

Posted by: Farshimmelt AlteKocker, AKA rhomboid

It's like I was never born or something. ZZZZZZZ

Posted by: Jeff Sessionzzzzzz at January 03, 2018 09:43 PM (+Tibp)

485 'rescue' civet cats

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2018 09:44 PM (QLvwG)

486

Rich in Ions! Gotta have ions!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 09:44 PM (T/KY7)

487 Can someone tell me why putting a cancer causing agent in drinking water is good?

Posted by: Barbara Starr at January 03, 2018 09:34 PM (+Tibp)

What doesn't kill you makes your stronger?

Posted by: Perry Helion at January 03, 2018 09:44 PM (gwPgz)

488 Can we be sure this coffee project isn't some sort of cultural misappropriation?

Posted by: davidt at January 03, 2018 09:44 PM (FdNEK)

489 Pure Antarctic sun. In a 6 oz bottle.

Only $19.95 + $8.95 s+h

But wait, there's more...

Posted by: jsg at January 03, 2018 09:44 PM (2r88I)

490 Something as stupid as free-range water (or whatever the hell this is) most likely is not sold by the gallon, but by the liter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2018 09:44 PM (T28di)

491 'rescue' civet cats
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2018 09:44 PM (QLvwG)

*hangs head in shame for not thinking of that*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 09:44 PM (dEQP3)

492 It's 2018. They can't all be winners.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 09:44 PM (+lOpA)

493 eliminates free radicals!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2018 09:44 PM (QLvwG)

494 It's got what plants crave!

Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2018 09:44 PM (ANIFC)

495 >> 'rescue' civet cats

'Rescue Refugee' civet cats, displaced by war.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 09:45 PM (CY87f)

496

...as used by indigenous peoples in the most remote locations on Earth!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 09:46 PM (T/KY7)

497 emotional support rescue civet cats

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2018 09:46 PM (QLvwG)

498
It's not just water, it's Superwater!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 09:46 PM (i6DIc)

499 Damn those Americans! We have Perrier, but they now have derriere!

Posted by: The French at January 03, 2018 09:46 PM (5qKSx)

500 Rawndo--it's what d-bags crave.

Posted by: Monty James, page 162 at January 03, 2018 09:46 PM (gKOMX)

501 needs moar #greenenergy
Posted by: trans-dragon
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Nah. It's 'harvested' by Fair Trade indigenous peoples.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2018 09:46 PM (y3sT9)

502 There is a well or spring in Texas I believe that is naturally high in Lithium. We need to market that water, naturally enhanced with this vital trace mineral to liberals in purple states.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 03, 2018 09:48 PM (eASYU)

503 In bespoke bottles!

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 03, 2018 09:48 PM (hUqh+)

504 There's a pretty funny prank from Just For Laughs where a park ranger is teaching kids about wildlife and he comes across some deer scat and gets all excited, picks it up, smells it, then eats it. It was chocolate of course.

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 09:48 PM (kUotE)

505

Trans, nonbinary and other indigenous peoples!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 09:48 PM (T/KY7)

506 I think I sense a money making opportunity here. And all the equipment I need I was born with.

Posted by: Monty James, page 162 at January 03, 2018 09:49 PM (gKOMX)

507 Just in case nobody has brought this up ...

... Fish Fuck in that water. Just sayin'.

Posted by: ScoggDog at January 03, 2018 09:49 PM (fiGNd)

508
With added francium astatinide!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2018 09:50 PM (i6DIc)

509 Can we be sure this coffee project isn't some sort of cultural misappropriation?
Posted by: davidt
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Leave me out of this.

Posted by: Juan Valdez at January 03, 2018 09:50 PM (c/EDo)

510

And not just fish! Why a few times I...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 09:50 PM (T/KY7)

511 "MOM!!"

"MORE SHIT WATER , PLEASE!!"

"Of course, dear! Shitwater is good for you!"

Posted by: Sanctuary State Tv Commercial at January 03, 2018 09:50 PM (sNwPN)

512 Oh and 'curated.'

Christ I am growing to hate that term...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 09:41 PM (T/KY7)

I thought it was just me!

"Curated" works if you're the museum-keeper of dead things. Anything else? NO.

Posted by: Steck at January 03, 2018 09:50 PM (LlRQB)

513 Just in case nobody has brought this up ...

... Fish Fuck in that water. Just sayin'.
Posted by: ScoggDog
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Turtles shit in that water.

Posted by: Juan Valdez at January 03, 2018 09:51 PM (c/EDo)

514 Deer poop prank:

https://youtu.be/hj0PXqiLqAE

Posted by: Johnny at January 03, 2018 09:51 PM (kUotE)

515

I was told fvcking goats in water prevented disease! I keel you!

Posted by: Achmed the Giardia Ridden Terrorist at January 03, 2018 09:52 PM (T/KY7)

516 we can't the ranch drink well water for now because it has thorium or something in it.

I guess that's supposed to be bad.

Nonsense. It gives you super powers.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 03, 2018 09:37 PM (WbIyz)

True, I forgot about that. I told the boy all that extra stuff just adds flavor.

Posted by: stace at January 03, 2018 09:52 PM (6HFDU)

517 502 There is a well or spring in Texas I believe that is naturally high in Lithium. We need to market that water, naturally enhanced with this vital trace mineral to liberals in purple states.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 03, 2018 09:48 PM (eASYU)

Hmmm. Do you have a Kickstarter link?

Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2018 09:53 PM (Vb4BV)

518 http://bit.ly/2CjoDzz

Exclusiv Kris Kobach: Voter Fraud Commission Being Handed Off to DHS Will No Longer Be Stonewalled by Dems

Posted by: MISH McConnell at January 03, 2018 09:53 PM (y3aQB)

519 Water!? Never touch the stuff. Fish shit in it.

Posted by: Reginald Thisleton at January 03, 2018 09:53 PM (SkuXa)

520 Well ... If I'd have "done my thing" in that water ... they'd know.

Trust me.

Posted by: Peter North at January 03, 2018 09:53 PM (fiGNd)

521 This story has been a load off of my mind.

Posted by: Guy afflicted with brain-eating amoeba at January 03, 2018 09:53 PM (5qKSx)

522 Terrier. Sparkling water from the center of dogs.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 03, 2018 09:54 PM (t5m5e)

523

Posted by: jim at January 03, 2018 09:55 PM (gjGvH)

524 ... Fish Fuck in that water. Just sayin'.

Posted by: ScoggDog

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Turtles shit in that water.

The Aristocrats!

Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2018 09:55 PM (nisXv)

525 522 Terrier. Sparkling water from the center of dogs.

Uuummm, tasty! What, water? Oh, no, I thought you said semen.

Posted by: Barky O'buttboy at January 03, 2018 09:56 PM (T/KY7)

526 I know that there are a lot of bad things you can get in water, and that chlorination is not sufficient to kill all the baddies. Look up cyptosporidium, for instance.

Posted by: jim at January 03, 2018 09:56 PM (gjGvH)

527 Then again, if they want to drink that, I suggest they go the the very end of a river like the Mississippi or Colorado and take in a nice, long, deep draught of that wonderful brown water. MMMM!

Posted by: jim at January 03, 2018 09:57 PM (gjGvH)

528 526 I know that there are a lot of bad things you can get in water, and that chlorination is not sufficient to kill all the baddies. Look up cyptosporidium, for instance.
Posted by: jim at January 03, 2018 09:56 PM (gjGvH)

So, if you take water with cyptosporidium, and use it to make Rye, would it still be bad for you? If not, I've discovered this great health program.

Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2018 09:58 PM (Vb4BV)

529

Crypto and viruses are the hardest of the common problems, need a 0.2 micron filter or > 30 minute exposure on the common water treatments.

Never let your self be bit, or sodomized, by a moose...

Posted by: Barky O'buttboy at January 03, 2018 09:58 PM (T/KY7)

530 526 I know that there are a lot of bad things you can get in water, and that chlorination is not sufficient to kill all the baddies. Look up cyptosporidium, for instance.
Posted by: jim at January 03, 2018 09:56 PM (gjGvH)

That's why I only drink White Vinegar and Grain alcohol.

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 09:58 PM (+lOpA)

531 Washington State is apparently suing Motel 6 over the high crime of sharing guest lists with Immigration authorities.

Posted by: junior at January 03, 2018 09:58 PM (9DOLS)

532 I know that there are a lot of bad things you can get in water, and that chlorination is not sufficient to kill all the baddies. Look up cyptosporidium, for instance.
Posted by: jim
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The Radon levels here in the house serve to kill anything in the water.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 03, 2018 09:59 PM (cp1if)

533 They should carbonate this and call it Coca-Cholera.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 03, 2018 09:59 PM (l9m7l)

534 In bespoke bottles!
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 03, 2018 09:48 PM (hUqh+)

Go look at the link. $45 of that cost is for the admittedly lovely cut crystal dispenser.

Hmmm. Maybe the crystal is what leeches the lead into it. Hmmm.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. With jaunty propeller beanie. Hopping all around. at January 03, 2018 10:00 PM (dEQP3)

535 530 That's why I only drink White Vinegar and Grain alcohol.
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2018 09:58 PM (+lOpA)

The vinegar will throw off your Ph balance. I learned this from shampoo commercials.

Posted by: Splunge at January 03, 2018 10:00 PM (Vb4BV)

536 As Jackstraw Reported Earlier, the blackhawks just scored to make it 3 - 2 at MSG.

Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2018 10:00 PM (CY87f)

537 *ONT is NOOD!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at January 03, 2018 10:00 PM (Ckg4U)

538 Nooooood!!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Sessionzzzzzz at January 03, 2018 10:01 PM (+Tibp)

539

Lovingly smothered in Lark's vomit...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at January 03, 2018 10:01 PM (T/KY7)

540 Washington State is apparently suing Motel 6 over the high crime of sharing guest lists with Immigration authorities.

....

Stand back. I got this.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at January 03, 2018 10:01 PM (sNwPN)

541 >>I know that there are a lot of bad things you can get in water

C'mon buddy. Why you gotta be like that?

Posted by: Candiru at January 03, 2018 10:01 PM (CY87f)

542 "People are gathering gallons of untreated water from natural springs, venturing out onto private property by night to get the water, according to The Times."

Ummmm... ok... W. T. F*ck....

I just noticed this line.

? Does trespassing make it extra truthy or something?

More healthium ions?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2018 10:02 PM (T28di)

543 Hmmm. Maybe the crystal is what leeches the lead into it. Hmmm.
Posted by: alexthechick
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Objection!

'Leach'.

Posted by: No way I'm doing this using my regular nic at January 03, 2018 10:02 PM (dzxr0)

544 When you were young and your heart was an open brook....

Posted by: Pall McCartney at January 03, 2018 10:03 PM (5qKSx)

545 Spring water you say you want untreated spring water?? Yackov run the water over the rusty podracer springs for me. I'll need 50 gallons...

Posted by: Watto the junk dealer from Star Wars at January 03, 2018 10:03 PM (U5Xeq)

546 Y'know, friends, it all started when the EPA sent me a notice telling me that if I drained that ol' frog pond, they'd shake me and bake me and send me to the slammer if I did that. Well, folks around here call me Ol' Jake, cause when I face a problem, I kinda turn that problem into an opportunity. And I figured that if those pencil-neck feds thought so highly of my frog pond's contents that they'd strip me of my last nickel to protect it, well, there must be one helluva 'n opportunity selling pond scum. I made a call to some big city fellers with my ideas. They said send us five grand and we'll make you a millionaire tomorrow. Best five gs I ever spent. Peace, out! Jake.

Posted by: Ol' Jake's Pro Life Living Water, Inc. at January 03, 2018 10:07 PM (Pqytn)

547 Yo ay I got 65 gallons of fresh roof runoff in the back lot. Ill include some dog squeezenz if you want..

Posted by: Kurt Russel from Used Cars at January 03, 2018 10:07 PM (U5Xeq)

548 Somebody mentioned "Bear Whiz Beer." Me and Richard Brautigan used to get it 99cents a gallon at the Safeway next to the brewery next to the Cowpalace. Parts of it were potable.

Posted by: zombie Euell Gibbons at January 03, 2018 10:07 PM (fSf/G)

549 I am pretty sure that UA is going to win their 17th Monday.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 03, 2018 10:16 PM (PUmDY)

550 Jaysus, I always feel guilty when I buy Chrystal Geyser mineral water. Us in the Bay Area having effing superb tap water and all.

Posted by: Michelle at January 03, 2018 10:36 PM (5vRPU)

551 Another new record for autism by the Silicon Valley Titans.

Posted by: Monk at January 03, 2018 11:01 PM (g4lFK)

552 Yo ay I got 65 gallons of fresh roof runoff in the back lot. Ill include some dog squeezenz if you want..

Baylisascariasis. It's when humans become infected with a roundworm found in 72 - 100% of raccoons. You get it by ingesting the eggs found in raccoon poop. Guess where those eggs can be often found. If you said rain barrels, you are correct. Raccoons climb just fine, will poop on your roof, and the rain washes the poop down into your barrel.

The most common diagnosis from infection is eosinophilic meningoencephalitis, in which the brain and spinal cord and the meninges membranes surrounding the two become inflamed. Inflammation in the spinal cord and brain can cause seizures and eventually death. Survivors often don't escape a vegetative state.

Drinking raw water is stupid.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2018 12:49 AM (zGsgt)

553 Nothing wrong with good spring water. when I was young, we always drank from creeks and streams with no issues. Tried to avoid lakes, especially small ones.

Posted by: Fredlike at January 04, 2018 11:59 AM (AHd0y)

554 Years ago hippies and other nature types would head towards the hot springs in our local park. I would warn them the fecal coliform bacteria was higher than in a loaded toilet. Warned them but none listened.

Magic thinking, if it says, "natural" it must be good.

Posted by: TWS at January 05, 2018 06:02 PM (GHg6d)

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