Reuters Reports the <i>Real</i> Driving Force Behind Iran Protests: Scheming Evil Jews

Reuters Reports the Real Driving Force Behind Iran Protests: Scheming Evil Jews

What exactly are you implying with this photo choice, @ReutersTV? pic.twitter.com/0xFOthyNwm
— Lahav Harkov (@LahavHarkov) January 1, 2018

Reuters has now apologized. But why did they run this antisemitic propaganda in the first place? Are they browsing Hitler's old handbooks?

Posted by: Ace at 01:53 PM

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Posted by: Off the reservation at January 01, 2018 01:50 PM (vWMNq)

2 Yes!!!

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 01, 2018 01:50 PM (vWMNq)

3 It just never ends.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 01, 2018 01:50 PM (Lqy/e)

4 What assholes.

Posted by: mpfs, Having a Deplorable Time! at January 01, 2018 01:51 PM (wErgM)

5 Ok. Corgis.

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 01, 2018 01:51 PM (vWMNq)

6 Hmmm.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 01:51 PM (/qEW2)

7 Yikes

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 01, 2018 01:52 PM (F5+ro)

8
Note to self:

Call Milton Bradley with great new board game idea!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 01:53 PM (mbhDw)

9 IT'S...THE JOOOOS!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at January 01, 2018 01:53 PM (O5Q3r)

10 We know it's all the fault of those scheming, hook-nosed, money-changing shapeshifters.

Seriously, is Reuters Der Sturmer now or what?

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at January 01, 2018 01:53 PM (NWiLs)

11 A better picture selection.

http://tinyurl.com/ybcnpdjw

Posted by: geoffb at January 01, 2018 01:53 PM (zOpu5)

12 >> why did they run this antisemitic propaganda in the first place?

To ask is to know.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2018 01:53 PM (5xA/C)

13 Roto Reuters

Posted by: jsg at January 01, 2018 01:54 PM (urlgO)

14 Ha! Willowed in the last thread, but entirely on-topic for this one:

I saw this statement on Iran by Netanyahu on ThunderB's twitter feed:

https://twitter.com/netanyahu/status/947866447031816193

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 01:54 PM (sdi6R)

15 Met the Reuters guys in Somalia. A bunch of assholes.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 01, 2018 01:54 PM (0tfLf)

16 Of course, we've been calling them Al-Reuters for some time and with good reason.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at January 01, 2018 01:54 PM (NWiLs)

17 Hey, they might be right...

Posted by: The Mossad at January 01, 2018 01:54 PM (O5Q3r)

18 10 We know it's all the fault of those scheming, hook-nosed, money-changing shapeshifters.

Seriously, is Reuters Der Sturmer now or what?
Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at January 01, 2018 01:53 PM (NWiLs)

You do know Reuters history and the fact that it is a German company?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 01:54 PM (mbhDw)

19 Well, remember that Reuters long ago refused to use the term "terrorist".

Posted by: New Year. New and Improved Miklos at January 01, 2018 01:54 PM (zCyNd)

20 Al Reuters

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at January 01, 2018 01:54 PM (WbIyz)

21 I blame our shapeshifting nature.

I don't know why, but people just don't trust shapeshifters.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2018 01:54 PM (5xA/C)

22 Didn't read the apology yet. But was it a real apology or a fake one (e.g. We are sorry if anyone was offended...)?

Posted by: JAS at January 01, 2018 01:55 PM (7JbXq)

23 LSU trying to score here, 0 0 otherwise

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 01:55 PM (+BreT)

24 The Joooos. Is there nothing they cannot do?

Posted by: shibumi at January 01, 2018 01:55 PM (aT+Bx)

25
If the 10 dead in Iran were nuclear scientists or IRGC generals, well, yeah, Reuters would be on to something there.

Schweinhunds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 01:56 PM (mbhDw)

26 AIGBMJS are gonna finally bring sown the Mullahs.

Bet on it.

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 01, 2018 01:56 PM (tf62q)

27 Reuters Clue: the Jews, in Iran, with the Iranian Guards.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 01, 2018 01:56 PM (+y/Ru)

28 24 The Joooos. Is there nothing they cannot do?

Posted by: shibumi at January 01, 2018 01:55 PM (aT+Bx)

Walk on water. Oh, wait a second...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 01:56 PM (mbhDw)

29 You do know Reuters history and the fact that it is a German company?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 01:54 PM (mbhDw)

Owned by Thompson, ergo Canadian. Previously British, before Bloomberg cleaned their clocks and forced them into effective bankruptcy.

Posted by: New Year, New and Improved Miklos at January 01, 2018 01:56 PM (zCyNd)

30 Did Reuters propaganda service mention evil President Trump?

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 01:56 PM (+BreT)

31 They see antisemitism in everything Trump does while they constantly push it as if it's no big deal.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 01, 2018 01:57 PM (cAnNx)

32 Damn. bring DOWN the mullahs

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 01, 2018 01:57 PM (tf62q)

33 28>> *snort*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 01, 2018 01:57 PM (tnRJU)

34 21 I blame our shapeshifting nature.

I don't know why, but people just don't trust shapeshifters.
Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2018 01:54 PM (5xA/C)

If I could, I'd change the shape of my gut from Elmer Fudd-like to Robert Taylor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 01:57 PM (mbhDw)

35 You do know Reuters history and the fact that it is a German company?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 01:54 PM (mbhDw)

The founder was German-born but started it in England. It's now part of Thompson-Reuters, which is Canadian.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at January 01, 2018 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

36 And the Citrus Bowl is still 0 - 0, no one wants to win

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 01:58 PM (+BreT)

37 Walk on water. Oh, wait a second...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 01:56 PM (mbhDw)

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Made me laugh.

Posted by: Blake at January 01, 2018 01:58 PM (WEBkv)

38 This guy has to be one of us:

The only thing sadder than casualties during the #IranProtests is Venezuelans eyeing the bodies like, "You gonna eat that?"

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2018 01:58 PM (9tO1t)

39 You could make a list of antisemitic media outlets.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 01, 2018 01:58 PM (rnAwa)

40 24 The Joooos. Is there nothing they cannot do?

Posted by: shibumi at January 01, 2018 01:55 PM (aT+Bx)

Eat a bacon cheeseburger?

Posted by: Buzzion at January 01, 2018 01:58 PM (cAnNx)

41 Remember when Israel bombed an Iraqi Nuclear plant in the 80s and received condemnation around the world? Guess who tried to bomb it first?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 01, 2018 01:58 PM (2DOZq)

42 Missed FG ha

Posted by: jsg at January 01, 2018 01:58 PM (urlgO)

43 29 Posted by: New Year, New and Improved Miklos at January 01, 2018 01:56 PM (zCyNd)

Wait, they were never a German outfit?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 01:58 PM (mbhDw)

44 Reuters didn't expose their anti-Semitism.

They just reaffirmed it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 01, 2018 01:59 PM (ATVNj)

45 40 24 The Joooos. Is there nothing they cannot do?

Posted by: shibumi at January 01, 2018 01:55 PM (aT+Bx)

Eat a bacon cheeseburger?
Posted by: Buzzion at January 01, 2018 01:58 PM (cAnNx)

Depends if they're Orthodox or Reformed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at January 01, 2018 01:59 PM (NWiLs)

46 We love Reuters.

Posted by: The Family Bush at January 01, 2018 01:59 PM (r9UYA)

47 35. TL; DR -

Was limey-based and kraut founded.
Now it's a Leaf thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 01, 2018 01:59 PM (fA1SL)

48 21 I blame our shapeshifting nature.

I don't know why, but people just don't trust shapeshifters.
Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2018 01:54 PM (5xA/C)

Well they did start a war with the Federation and Klingon Empire.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 01, 2018 02:00 PM (cAnNx)

49 Wait, they were never a German outfit?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 01:58 PM (mbhDw)

Nope. German founder, always London-based until the Thompson takeover.

Posted by: New Year, New and Improved Miklos at January 01, 2018 02:00 PM (zCyNd)

50 >>Well they did start a war with the Federation and Klingon Empire.

*Points to Big Nose*

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2018 02:00 PM (5xA/C)

51 Thompson-Reuters, which is Canadian.

Here are a couple of Canadians with their predictions for 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVoOgkwn0rg

Faith interviews Lord Black (aka Conrad).

Posted by: Off the reservation at January 01, 2018 02:01 PM (vWMNq)

52 The Left are explicitly barbarians.

Even if every Jew and conservative were dead 1,000 years ago, they would still be blamed for the failures of the Left.

And this is not theoretical. Examine the show trials of the Soviet Union, Pol Pot, Mao, and Castro. It's never their fault, despite 146 years of failure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 01, 2018 02:01 PM (hyuyC)

53 Hey, one man's Iranian pro-democracy movement is another man's Jewish conspiracy. We're just being impartial journalists.

Posted by: Al-Reuters at January 01, 2018 02:01 PM (EzdLW)

54 50 >>Well they did start a war with the Federation and Klingon Empire.

*Points to Big Nose*
Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2018 02:00 PM (5xA/C)

"Anni!!!!"

- - Blue-winged hook-nosed slave trading Joo Star Wars creature

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:01 PM (mbhDw)

55 47 35. TL; DR -

Was limey-based and kraut founded.
Now it's a Leaf thing.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 01, 2018 01:59 PM (fA1SL)

That was a TL;DR? Geez, and I thought I had a short attention spam...

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at January 01, 2018 02:01 PM (NWiLs)

56 Come on.

The guy on the left is trying make a fart noise with his hand.

Posted by: Reuters at January 01, 2018 02:02 PM (ATVNj)

57 Say what you want, Ace.

At least the Trains ran on time.

Posted by: Reuters at January 01, 2018 02:02 PM (5xA/C)

58 56 Come on.

The guy on the left is trying make a fart noise with his hand.

Posted by: Reuters at January 01, 2018 02:02 PM (ATVNj)

"Sir, I just had a garlic falafel,,,"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:03 PM (mbhDw)

59 FTL: "465 I haven't bothered checking in on LSU-Notre Dame, and haven't missed a thing"

You missed LSU taking the ball down to the 6 inch line and walking away with 0 points.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 01, 2018 02:03 PM (V2Yro)

60 If the 10 dead in Iran were nuclear scientists or IRGC generals, well, yeah, Reuters would be on to something there.

Schweinhunds.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 01:56 PM (mbhDw)

If the clips I saw of the riots and marches and assaults only resulted in 10 deaths, the Persian rioters are nicer than Canadian Tea-Partiers

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2018 02:03 PM (2K6fY)

61 2-0 Rangers after 1

Posted by: tu3031 at January 01, 2018 02:03 PM (O5Q3r)

62 Psst: Ace, you ought to update the post with my link at #14. It's really good.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 02:04 PM (sdi6R)

63 Shapeshifters? You think if Darth Vader Ginsberg could shapeshift she look like that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 01, 2018 02:04 PM (+y/Ru)

64 You missed LSU taking the ball down to the 6 inch line and walking away with 0 points.
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Ahh. Potential Cleveland draftees.

Posted by: Reuters at January 01, 2018 02:04 PM (ATVNj)

65 I bought a used pickup after Christmas for the farm, and I'm liking it better than my car. I may need an intervention.

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2018 02:04 PM (Sfs6o)

66
Fantasy:

Mullahs tossed off roofs, swinging from construction cranes as new government announces opening it's embassy...

...in Jerusalem.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:04 PM (mbhDw)

67 28 24 The Joooos. Is there nothing they cannot do?

Posted by: shibumi at January 01, 2018 01:55 PM (aT+Bx)

Walk on water. Oh, wait a second...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 01:56 PM (mbhDw)

It's always interesting to bring up to those anti-semitic haters that "Hey, I worship a Jew, just so you know. And if you are Christian, so do you." Makes a number of my so-called brothers and sisters in Christ a little uncomfortable. Did you not read the instruction manual people? It's pretty spelled out there.

Posted by: moki at January 01, 2018 02:05 PM (V+V48)

68 Theory : The bad play is just everyone trying to avoid being the Browns pick in the draft.

Posted by: jsg at January 01, 2018 02:05 PM (urlgO)

69
We're sorry you're such a bunch of dummies.

Posted by: Rootin Tootin Reuters at January 01, 2018 02:05 PM (IqV8l)

70 It's because Jews control the media!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2018 02:05 PM (/tuJf)

71 Well damn beaten again...

Posted by: jsg at January 01, 2018 02:05 PM (urlgO)

72 To the anti semite, Mossad has an annual budget bigger than the global GDP. They're everywhere, doing everything, suborning everyone. They are all powerful and can afford everything!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:05 PM (39g3+)

73 >>I bought a used pickup after Christmas for the farm, and I'm liking it better than my car. I may need an intervention.

I had a friend up from Florida this summer.

He fell in love with my 17 year old 3/4 ton.

Went home and sold his Mercedes.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2018 02:06 PM (5xA/C)

74 The Joooos. Is there nothing they cannot do?

Posted by: shibumi at January 01, 2018 01:55 PM (aT+Bx)

Eat a bacon cheeseburger?

Posted by: Buzzion at January 01, 2018 01:58 PM

Ever go to the deli and get expensive imported Polish Krakus ham? Shaved?

Yeah, that's why I can't ever be a Jew.

Plus... "bacon."

Posted by: shibumi at January 01, 2018 02:06 PM (aT+Bx)

75 >>65 I bought a used pickup after Christmas for the farm, and I'm liking it better than my car.

Gun rack?

Posted by: Under Fire at January 01, 2018 02:06 PM (r9UYA)

76 Weasel, pickups are nicer than cars.

That's because pickups are meant to work and sell mostly on their fuctionability. Cars are meant to be sold and depend on all the bells and whistles.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2018 02:06 PM (2K6fY)

77 The Saudis, Israel, US others ... are probably all doing "what they can" to SUPPORT the green movement. Far better to support the real Iran than to go to war.

Allegedly the Saudis may have covert military on the ground, but in coordination with the Greens.

Reuters, MFM, Obama and (and globalists?) are apparently in favor of the mullahs, so we can have continued global chaos and war.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 01, 2018 02:06 PM (otAqJ)

78 (Reuters 8-1-1944)

Militant Jews Cause Disturbance In Warsaw

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2018 02:06 PM (c/EDo)

79 67 28 24 The Joooos. Is there nothing they cannot do?
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Jihad?

Posted by: Cursed Sons of Abraham Who Suck At War at January 01, 2018 02:06 PM (ATVNj)

80 72 To the anti semite, Mossad has an annual budget bigger than the global GDP. They're everywhere, doing everything, suborning everyone. They are all powerful and can afford everything!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:05 PM (39g3+)

Blood matzoh is right up there with caviar, dude.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:07 PM (mbhDw)

81 78 (Reuters 8-1-1944)

Militant Jews Cause Disturbance In Warsaw
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2018 02:06 PM (c/EDo)

'43.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:07 PM (mbhDw)

82 Was talking to my elderly neighbor last night, who was born in Moscow and lived under Stalin for a short while before making her way to the States. She was married to a Jewish musician, yet all she could talk about was how much Jews were obsessed with money. Said Stalin was a good guy, not as bad as he was made out to be. I finished my champagne as fast as I could and hurried back home. Gives me the creeps knowing there are those like her amongst us.

Posted by: fly gal at January 01, 2018 02:07 PM (nTQDM)

83 I know lots of Jews that eat ham and bacon and clams.

Yeah. American Jews.

Posted by: JAS at January 01, 2018 02:07 PM (7JbXq)

84 Evidently they replaced the picture with another one now. I guess being slammed over the head for the pointless and egregious attempt to blame the pernicious Joo for anyone even considering rebelling against a lunatic tyranny was just too good to pass up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:08 PM (39g3+)

85
He fell in love with my 17 year old 3/4 ton.
______________________________________

C'mon. Fat shaming your daughter like that ain't right.

Posted by: Larry The Cable Guy at January 01, 2018 02:08 PM (ATVNj)

86 oh, hey. I think we have found a Green movement the vile progs and watermelons can't get behind!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2018 02:08 PM (2K6fY)

87 75 >>65 I bought a used pickup after Christmas for the farm, and I'm liking it better than my car.

Gun rack?
Posted by: Under Fire at January 01, 2018 02:06 PM (r9UYA)
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Super CrewCab. It's enormous!

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2018 02:08 PM (Sfs6o)

88 Twitchy ouch James Comey gets zinged after ringing in new year with not so veiled swipe at Trump
Too funny

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 02:09 PM (+BreT)

89 Uh oh. Looks like the Deplorables have some competition. The Ruth Bader Ginsberg cookbook:

http://bit.ly/2CsYnWI

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 01, 2018 02:09 PM (+y/Ru)

90 Mossad.

They even took over NCIS.

Posted by: JAS at January 01, 2018 02:09 PM (7JbXq)

91 Paul Reuters war ein Juden.
"But he wasn't German. He was a Jew." --Orson Welles in The Stranger

Notice in Bibi's speech, it's all logical, and warmly humanitarian?
That's one of their tricks. You've really got to watch them.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 01, 2018 02:09 PM (H5rtT)

92 Try the pastrami, it's delicious.

Posted by: Fritz at January 01, 2018 02:09 PM (bJ0w+)

93 Yeah... I wish these people would at least put a bit of effort in their conspiracy theories nowadays. Like in the past with the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. But a photo of someone whispering something to Netanyahu? What does that mean?

At least tell me a story. "The Mullahs and their subjects loved each other and lived in peace and harmony following the one true religion of Islam ever since 1979. But then Israel sent in undercover agents to stir up discontent and the desire for unbridled capitalism and uncovered women and Manischewitz..." Give me something to evaluate.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 02:09 PM (/qEW2)

94 MSM delenda est!

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commener at January 01, 2018 02:09 PM (fcxP2)

95 That's because pickups are meant to work and sell mostly on their fuctionability. Cars are meant to be sold and depend on all the bells and whistles.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 01, 2018 02:06 PM (2K6fY)
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Yep. And the land broker politely suggested I get a beater truck to drive around town so the locals won't shun me.

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2018 02:10 PM (Sfs6o)

96 Weasel - Good choice, you'll need it for the chickens

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 02:10 PM (+BreT)

97
Ever go to the deli and get expensive imported Polish Krakus ham? Shaved?

Yeah, that's why I can't ever be a Jew.

Plus... "bacon."
Posted by: shibumi at January 01, 2018 02:06 PM (aT+Bx)

THAT'S IT!!! That's the ham we used to get in Warsaw. Oh. My. Gosh. The deli counter lady would only slice it shaved, and we would make sandwiches by throwing a pile on the griddle, and topping it with grated gruyere (not for me, since dairy allergy, but it's still good without it) and piling it on toasted challah (chalka in Polish) with some stone ground mustard. I had no idea you could get it here in the US. (Smooches shibumi's cheek, and dances a happy dance.)

Posted by: moki at January 01, 2018 02:10 PM (V+V48)

98 did the thot get her full communism now for christmas?

Posted by: x at January 01, 2018 02:11 PM (nFwvY)

99 Age old story. Good vs Evil.

Of course the evil insist they are not evil. The historical facts contradict their assertion.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 01, 2018 02:11 PM (2DOZq)

100 imported Polish Krakus ham? Shaved?
___________________________________

Kinky.

Posted by: Hedley Lamar at January 01, 2018 02:11 PM (ATVNj)

101 And its still 0-0 at the Citrus Bowl

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 02:12 PM (+BreT)

102 I don't want to think about it but yeah its not likely Mel Brooks makes it through the year

Some people you just wish could live forever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:12 PM (39g3+)

103 >>65 I bought a used pickup after Christmas for the farm, and I'm liking it better than my car.

Recommended first accessory:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/mampmdd

Posted by: Under Fire at January 01, 2018 02:12 PM (r9UYA)

104 Whoever scores first in the Citrus bowl wins.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 01, 2018 02:12 PM (89T5c)

105 Another FG attempt with a different kicker

Posted by: jsg at January 01, 2018 02:13 PM (urlgO)

106
When I have problems, I always blame the Hittites. And Phonecians, the dirty bastards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2018 02:13 PM (w2xSa)

107 Thompson-Reuters, which is Canadian.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at January 01, 2018 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

And how does a foreign entity own and control our press?

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 01, 2018 02:13 PM (JFzPI)

108 And....Nyet !!

Posted by: jsg at January 01, 2018 02:13 PM (urlgO)

109 And its still 0-0 at the Citrus Bowl

My money is on the limes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:13 PM (39g3+)

110
Netanyahu's tweet 'not helpful'???

ah, ok, yes, not helpful to leftists who want the Iranian theocracy protected and western civ destroyed.

Posted by: Joshua Numan at January 01, 2018 02:14 PM (KNMjM)

111 Whoever scores first in the Citrus bowl wins.

"In the end, its the team that scores the most points that will win this game! Back to you, Bob!"
--Sideline girl

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:14 PM (39g3+)

112 102 I don't want to think about it but yeah its not likely Mel Brooks makes it through the year Some people you just wish could live forever.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:12 PM (39g3+)

Funny. Depending on who you ask, Mel Brooks was either one of the strongest fighters of antisemitism or one of its biggest promoters.

It'll be sad to see him go.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:14 PM (mbhDw)

113 My money is on the limes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:13 PM (39g3+)

No thanks, old chap! Wouldn't be cricket!

Posted by: the Limeys at January 01, 2018 02:14 PM (zCyNd)

114 Reuters, MFM, Obama and (and globalists?) are apparently in favor of the mullahs, so we can have continued global chaos and war.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 01, 2018 02:06 PM (otAqJ)

The transnational socialists have chosen the Mohammadans to be the globalist agenda of erasing national identities. The globalists have deluded themselves into thinking:
1) No nationalism equals no war
2) The pasty white globalists are going to lord it over the dark-skinned peasants.

The globalists (not understanding religious people) don't believe the Mohammadans when they keep saying that they have other plans.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 01, 2018 02:14 PM (5Yee7)

115 It's 4 down territory once you hit the 30 now.

Posted by: jsg at January 01, 2018 02:15 PM (urlgO)

116 "In the end, its the team that scores the most points that will win this game! Back to you, Bob!"
--Sideline girl
_____________________________________

Who let her in here?

Posted by: Zombie Howard Cosell at January 01, 2018 02:15 PM (ATVNj)

117 Netanyahu's tweet 'not helpful'???

Well for the leftist Jews are like women in the 18th century: just keep silent when men are talking.

Incidentally, that was one thing that really annoyed me in Wonder Woman: acting like women were totally unheard of in any active espionage role or government in Britain. Which is just idiotically ignorant of history.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:15 PM (39g3+)

118 From the Rueter to the Tooter.

All the news that's fit to be consumed by the living dead.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at January 01, 2018 02:15 PM (JFzPI)

119 Take this message to my brother

You will find him everywhere

Wherever people live together

Tied in poverty's despair

Oh, you

Telling me the things you're gonna do for me

I ain't blind and I don't like what I think I see
Takin' it to the streets

Posted by: undocumented illegal imam at January 01, 2018 02:15 PM (e8kgV)

120 Posted by: Under Fire at January 01, 2018 02:12 PM (r9UYA)
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The actual first accessory I bought was a chrome skull with eyes that light up for the hitch receiver. Pretty badass if I do say so myself!

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2018 02:15 PM (Sfs6o)

121
And how does a foreign entity own and control our press?

Well, even the American journos see themselves as Global Citizens first.

Posted by: Hands at January 01, 2018 02:16 PM (EzdLW)

122
Isn't "reuters" a kraut name?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 01, 2018 02:16 PM (twcNO)

123 Oh and after returning home in protest over Trump moving our embassy to Jerusalem, Palestinian envoy realized that nobody gives a shit and has returned to DC to grovel for more money.

https://tinyurl.com/ydh646yo

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2018 02:16 PM (/tuJf)

124 lol, more scoring in the hockey game than the Citrus Bowl.

Posted by: Hands at January 01, 2018 02:16 PM (EzdLW)

125 --Sideline girl
_____________________________________

Who let her in here?

Posted by: Zombie Howard Cosell at January 01, 2018 02:15 PM (ATVNj)

Replace with sideboob girl.

Posted by: Now for the replay! at January 01, 2018 02:16 PM (zCyNd)

126 Clearly, Reuters is working for the CIA

Posted by: undocumented illegal imam at January 01, 2018 02:16 PM (e8kgV)

127 122
Isn't "reuters" a kraut name?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 01, 2018 02:16 PM (twcNO)

Merkw�rdige liebe....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:17 PM (mbhDw)

128 81 78 (Reuters 8-1-1944)

Militant Jews Cause Disturbance In Warsaw
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at January 01, 2018 02:06 PM (c/EDo)

'43.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:07 PM (mbhDw)

August 1 1944 was the Warsaw Uprising. The Home Army took stock of what the Ghetto Jews did in the uprising in 1943, and tried to plan better. They were able to hold out for two months, but they were counting on Allied assistance-the Soviets were parked behind the Vistula, but remained there. They never sent aid to the Polish Resistance. When the Germans defeated the Poles at the end of September, the Soviets still hung out, waiting until the surviving Resistance members were arrested and taken to concentration camps, and then moved in, chasing the remaining Germans out, and establishing their "hold" on the city. The Poles have a sturdy hatred for the Russians because of this and the Soviet Occupation.

Posted by: moki at January 01, 2018 02:17 PM (V+V48)

129 >>The actual first accessory I bought was a chrome skull with eyes that light up for the hitch receiver. Pretty badass if I do say so myself!

don't forget the truck nuts.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2018 02:17 PM (/tuJf)

130 THAT'S IT!!! That's the ham we used to get in
Warsaw. Oh. My. Gosh. The deli counter lady would only slice it shaved,
and we would make sandwiches by throwing a pile on the griddle, and
topping it with grated gruyere (not for me, since dairy allergy, but
it's still good without it) and piling it on toasted challah (chalka in
Polish) with some stone ground mustard. I had no idea you could get it
here in the US. (Smooches shibumi's cheek, and dances a happy dance.)

Posted by: moki at January 01, 2018 02:10 PM

http://www.krakusfoods.com/pages/stores

Aka "states where Polish People Live."

By the way... you're much more civilized. I usually get it for myself around Easter and simply eat it out of the bag cold. No prep needed.

Posted by: shibumi at January 01, 2018 02:17 PM (aT+Bx)

131 My mom was just asking someone for a random number so looked up a site
Here you go Weasel

https://www.mathgoodies.com/calculators/random_no_custom

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 02:18 PM (+BreT)

132 You know, the Iranians and the Israelis got a long pretty good when the Shah was in power. But that was back when Iran was an ally of the US during Vietnam....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 01, 2018 02:18 PM (7uYFy)

133 128 Posted by: moki at January 01, 2018 02:17 PM (V+V4

I'm well aware of the history of both uprisings.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:18 PM (mbhDw)

134 Palestinian envoy realized that nobody gives a shit and has returned to DC to grovel for more money.

"So you see in these images of homes that were destroyed by the evil Joo because we put rocket launchers in them, and these images of starving children because we used the food and aid you gave us for parties and to feed suicide bombers, we need more money"
-palestinians

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:18 PM (39g3+)

135 Woman: acting like women were totally unheard of in any active espionage role or government in Britain. Which is just idiotically ignorant of history.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:15 PM (39g3+)

*exchange knowing look*

Posted by: Stella Rimington, Moneypenny, and Mata Hari at January 01, 2018 02:18 PM (zCyNd)

136 I learned just two days ago that pickups have to be greased, after having mine make strange noises and creaking after 10 years. I figured greasing went out with the 8-tracks, but that only applies to cars.

fortunately grease fixed it, though doing it at five degrees was not that much fun ... warmed it up first. .. still cold ... but noise be gone.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 01, 2018 02:19 PM (otAqJ)

137 That they didn't realize that the picture was anti Semetic says how very anti semiotic they are.

I think the Iranian people are behind the protests. However, if Israel can give some help behind the scenes, that would be a good thing. I imagine the country that wants Israel driven into the sea and has nuclear capability-or close to it- is not high on Israel's list of their favorite countries

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2018 02:20 PM (8+Ozj)

138
THAT'S IT!!! That's the ham we used to get in Warsaw. Oh. My. Gosh. The deli counter lady would only slice it shaved, and we would make sandwiches by throwing a pile on the griddle, and topping it with grated gruyere (not for me, since dairy allergy, but it's still good without it) and piling it on toasted challah (chalka in Polish) with some stone ground mustard. I had no idea you could get it here in the US. (Smooches shibumi's cheek, and dances a happy dance.)

Posted by: moki

I hate you for saying this.

Hate you, hate you, hate you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2018 02:20 PM (zk0fM)

139 Baseball is one of the few games where a really low score indicates a very good game. Golf about the only other one. Everyone else wants huge scores.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:20 PM (39g3+)

140 Pickups, hangovers. Is there anything a little grease can't fix?

Posted by: Hands at January 01, 2018 02:20 PM (EzdLW)

141 You know, the Iranians and the Israelis got a long pretty good when the Shah was in power. But that was back when Iran was an ally of the US during Vietnam....

-
I had an Iranian roommate back in the cays of the Shah. He thought the Arabs were stupid for being anti-Jewish.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 01, 2018 02:21 PM (+y/Ru)

142 KEEP IT GREASY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFTLX4VxTc0

Posted by: ZOMBIE ZAPPA at January 01, 2018 02:21 PM (5xA/C)

143 August 1 1944 was the Warsaw Uprising. The Home Army took stock of what the Ghetto Jews did in the uprising in 1943, and tried to plan better. They were able to hold out for two months, but they were counting on Allied assistance-the Soviets were parked behind the Vistula, but remained there. They never sent aid to the Polish Resistance. When the Germans defeated the Poles at the end of September, the Soviets still hung out, waiting until the surviving Resistance members were arrested and taken to concentration camps, and then moved in, chasing the remaining Germans out, and establishing their "hold" on the city. The Poles have a sturdy hatred for the Russians because of this and the Soviet Occupation.
Posted by: moki at January 01, 2018 02:17 PM (V+V4

The Soviet Union was a sneaky POS before, during and long after WW2. They didn't lift a finger to help ANYONE--unless they stood to gain, and this was true before the outcome of the war was known.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 01, 2018 02:21 PM (7uYFy)

144 >>don't forget the truck nuts.

Yes yes. They go well with the Yee-Haw truck horn.

Posted by: Under Fire at January 01, 2018 02:21 PM (r9UYA)

145 Apropos of nothing, I was looking for horse blanket pins.

I found this sterling example of leftism.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/jg2a5e5

The hysterics in the comments is ... Well I don't know what to say. Insights into extremism, I guess.

Posted by: pogomip at January 01, 2018 02:21 PM (3ltgF)

146
This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes, again

Can you picture what will be, so limitless and free
Desperately in need, of some, stranger's hand
In a, desperate land

Posted by: undocumented illegal Doors at January 01, 2018 02:21 PM (e8kgV)

147
I'm well aware of the history of both uprisings.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:18 PM (mbhDw)

Sorry-not trying to be a jerk. But I could believe Reuters trying to claim Jews were creating an insurrection to harm Poles when that was not the case. There were certainly enough Poles and Ukrainians who would have gone along with that-half of those were waiting with the Soviets, while the other half were fighting with the Germans.

Posted by: moki at January 01, 2018 02:21 PM (V+V48)

148 Hate is such a hard word, wouldn't Link Please? be better

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 02:21 PM (+BreT)

149 Ja Reuters is a German name, that is why it rhymes with goiters.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 01, 2018 02:22 PM (H5rtT)

150 I had an Iranian roommate back in the cays of the Shah. He thought the Arabs were stupid for being anti-Jewish.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 01, 2018 02:21 PM (+y/Ru)

The Persians and the Jews go back a LONG way.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 01, 2018 02:22 PM (7uYFy)

151 I hope somebody watched the video I linked at #14. It's a short video of Netanyahu making a statement of support for the Iranian protesters and hoping that once the regime is toppled, Israelis and Iranians can once again be friends.

/hat tip ThunderB

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 02:22 PM (sdi6R)

152 When I have problems, I always blame the Hittites. And Phonecians, the dirty bastards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2018 02:13 PM (w2xSa)

========

It's not always inappropriate to blame people for our problems. The lack of the wall is a problem.

I blame the Jebusites in Congress.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 02:22 PM (/qEW2)

153 150 I had an Iranian roommate back in the cays of the Shah. He thought the Arabs were stupid for being anti-Jewish.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at January 01, 2018 02:21 PM (+y/Ru)

The Persians and the Jews go back a LONG way.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 01, 2018 02:22 PM (7uYFy)

Nebuchadnezzer ain't just a river in Egypt... Wait, that ain't right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:23 PM (mbhDw)

154
The Soviet Union was a sneaky POS before, during and long after WW2. They didn't lift a finger to help ANYONE--unless they stood to gain, and this was true before the outcome of the war was known.

Posted by: JoeF.

They offered to settle with Hitler several times, including 1944, after Barbarossa.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2018 02:24 PM (Kf+59)

155 80 72 To the anti semite, Mossad has an annual budget bigger than the global GDP. They're everywhere, doing everything, suborning everyone. They are all powerful and can afford everything!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:05 PM (39g3+)

Blood matzoh is right up there with caviar, dude.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:07 PM (mbhDw)

Kinda metallic tasting. Like liver. Don't care for it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at January 01, 2018 02:24 PM (NWiLs)

156 I still remember vividly when I got to basic training in Lackland AFB mid 1978 the place was packed with Iranians.

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 02:24 PM (+BreT)

157
And in the end, the love you take
Is equal to the love you make

Posted by: undocumented illegal Beatles at January 01, 2018 02:24 PM (e8kgV)

158 I'm pretty sure when whispering to Bibi kills Iranians it's not "protestors".

Posted by: DaveA at January 01, 2018 02:24 PM (FhXTo)

159 Thanks Skip. To tell the truth, I just randomly pick some numbers spread evenly across the range of comments I think we will get. I didn't think there would be much activity yesterday so I only had a few picked - up to about #250 I think. I sort of had to scramble at the end because we ended up with over 800 comments.

Its a lot of fun having the giveaways, but I think we will be giving it a rest for a while.

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2018 02:24 PM (Sfs6o)

160 Bibi's message to Iran protestors;

May The Schwartz Be With You!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2018 02:24 PM (eh0Va)

161 152 When I have problems, I always blame the Hittites. And Phonecians, the dirty bastards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2018 02:13 PM (w2xSa)

========

It's not always inappropriate to blame people for our problems. The lack of the wall is a problem.

I blame the Jebusites in Congress.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 02:22 PM (/qEW2)

We need to slay some Amalekites.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at January 01, 2018 02:25 PM (NWiLs)

162 152
Commies, Gypsies, Belgians, and Irish.

* spits four times *

Whatever the problem is, it's traceable to them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 01, 2018 02:25 PM (fA1SL)

163 Yeah there were more Jews living in Iran for ages than anywhere else in the world. They revere queen Esther, etc. Its only very recently that the government decided Jews were Very Bad People.

Its weird to me, though. Islam, in the Koran, specifically praises Jews (and Christians) and tells Muslims to treat them better than other non-Muslims. Yet today Muslims are characterized largely by hatred of Jews??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:25 PM (39g3+)

164 "The globalists (not understanding religious people) don't believe the Mohammadans when they keep saying that they have other plans.Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop

that may be true, I don't get their newsletter.

but it may also be they just want everyone else divided and fighting, as they take over the global banking and the congressional/military industrial complex.

They want to have the jihadists do some of the dirty work of destroying the heritage of the western nations. (Europe the prime example) then they will be done with the jihadists

Posted by: illiniwek at January 01, 2018 02:26 PM (otAqJ)

165 The Persians and the Jews go back a LONG way.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 01, 2018 02:22 PM (7uYFy)

========

There are some theories that the name "Pharisee" is derived from Parsee, ie. a Zoroastrian, and that one of the main distinguishing features between the Sadducees and the Pharisees, that the Pharisees believed in a resurrection while the Sadducees did not, was due to the fact that the Pharisees had borrowed this from Zoroastrianism.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 02:26 PM (/qEW2)

166 Le Saber!

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2018 02:26 PM (5xA/C)

167 dammit

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2018 02:26 PM (/tuJf)

168 And now, a story about the price of wheat in Nebraska, which is rising because of locusts.

Accompanied by a picture of a crafty Jew with a huge hooked nose, rubbing his hands together in glee.

It makes sense, to Rueters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:26 PM (39g3+)

169 Interference

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2018 02:26 PM (/tuJf)

170 They offered to settle with Hitler several times, including 1944, after Barbarossa.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 01, 2018 02:24 PM (Kf+59)

And you what? Not that Hitler was a nice guy or anything, but he knew that if he settled with them, they would back stab him--as he did to them.
Too bad they both couldn't lose. In other words, too bad WW2 spent The British Empire and not the Soviets...

Posted by: JoeF. at January 01, 2018 02:27 PM (7uYFy)

171 Commies, Gypsies, Belgians, and Irish.

* spits four times *

Whatever the problem is, it's traceable to them.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine

And, the Dutch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ882QYzr-M

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at January 01, 2018 02:27 PM (S6Pax)

172 >>Interference

Nah.

He had a chance to make that save.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2018 02:27 PM (5xA/C)

173 It would be great to start the New Year off with the Ayatollah hanging from a lamppost.

Posted by: ALH at January 01, 2018 02:27 PM (9hz4k)

174 "And how does a foreign entity own and control our press?"

Soros, et al.

Posted by: navybrat at January 01, 2018 02:27 PM (w7KSn)

175 Next page of Reuters: a story on an earthquake in China, accompanied by a picture of a rabbi praying at the Wailing Wall.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:27 PM (39g3+)

176 I had a friend up from Florida this summer.

He fell in love with my 17 year old

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2018 02:06 PM

So much for his Senate run...

Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2018 02:27 PM (v15iv)

177 There are some theories that the name "Pharisee" is derived from Parsee, ie. a Zoroastrian, and that one of the main distinguishing features between the Sadducees and the Pharisees, that the Pharisees believed in a resurrection while the Sadducees did not, was due to the fact that the Pharisees had borrowed this from Zoroastrianism.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 02:26 PM (/qEW2)

And then there's the Magi....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 01, 2018 02:27 PM (7uYFy)

178
Let's not call them anything. Let's just call them "Belgians!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:28 PM (mbhDw)

179 >>He had a chance to make that save.

In today's NHL, that should have been interference. You can't be leaning on the goalie.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2018 02:28 PM (/tuJf)

180 Reuters has now apologized. But why did they run this antisemitic propaganda in the first place? Are they browsing Hitler's old handbooks?

Posted by: Ace at 01:53 PM

Because they are anti-Semitic assholes?

Remember, anti-semitism is ok, as long as you couch it in terms of Israel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2018 02:28 PM (ycWCI)

181 Commies, Gypsies, Belgians, and Irish.

you hear it from the people in the town they call them...

Posted by: Cher at January 01, 2018 02:29 PM (7uYFy)

182 >>It would be great to start the New Year off with the Ayatollah hanging from a lamppost.

That's a little white bread for a middle eastern mob death.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2018 02:29 PM (5xA/C)

183 "go ahead, wear a safety pin"

oh, this new year is going to be fun.

Posted by: Joshua Numan at January 01, 2018 02:29 PM (KNMjM)

184 176 I had a friend up from Florida this summer.

He fell in love with my 17 year old

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2018 02:06 PM

So much for his Senate run...
Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2018 02:27 PM (v15iv)

Wasn't me, I swear to God!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at January 01, 2018 02:29 PM (NWiLs)

185 LSU's coach sounds like he swallowed a chain and sprocket set.

Posted by: jsg at January 01, 2018 02:30 PM (urlgO)

186 184 176 I had a friend up from Florida this summer.

He fell in love with my 17 year old

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2018 02:06 PM

So much for his Senate run...
Posted by: mikeski at January 01, 2018 02:27 PM (v15iv)

Wasn't me, I swear to God!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at January 01, 2018 02:29 PM (NWiLs)

Senor Menendez! Suave!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:30 PM (mbhDw)

187 >>In today's NHL, that should have been interference. You can't be leaning on the goalie.

Henrik was above the crease and his defender instigated the contact.

also, the contact didn't keep him from making the save attempt.

If he wanted the call he needed to flop.

Posted by: garrett at January 01, 2018 02:30 PM (5xA/C)

188 178. * nods *

Somebody knows his canonical works

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 01, 2018 02:30 PM (fA1SL)

189 Its weird to me, though. Islam, in the Koran, specifically praises Jews (and Christians) and tells Muslims to treat them better than other non-Muslims. Yet today Muslims are characterized largely by hatred of Jews??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:25 PM (39g3+)

========

It's the principle of abrogation. Later verses supersede earlier verses. The earlier surahs (I think they are called "Mecca" verses) talk about peace with Jews and Christians because Muslims were in the minority. But later verses ("Medina") are the ones that talk about dhimmitude, oppression, etc. when Muslims were in the majority. This is where taqiyya comes from. It's the inspiration for that Frank Herbert quote "When I am weaker than you I ask for tolerance because it is according to your principles. When I am stronger than you I demand submission because that is according to my principles".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 02:30 PM (/qEW2)

190 In other words, too bad WW2 spent The British Empire and not the Soviets...

Oh, Patton was right, we could have steamrolled the USSR if we wanted to after the war. And we had cause, the way they were behaving. As it was, it was amazing that we sent tanks and troops into Greece to stop them there.

The Soviets had basically nothing left. They had skeletons for soldiers and no money or equipment. They would have collapsed like a house of cards if pushed on, we could have moved them out of Eastern europe in no time.

But there was no will left to fight, and technically they were still our allies. So we let them do exactly what we fought Germany for: just move in and take over nearby nations.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:30 PM (39g3+)

191 Cocky better score on this drive or the Outback Bowl will get ugly for them.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 01, 2018 02:30 PM (WbIyz)

192 I sure hope they can get the ice to melt before the Mets' first home game.

Posted by: Hands at January 01, 2018 02:30 PM (EzdLW)

193 175 Next page of Reuters: a story on an earthquake in China, accompanied by a picture of a rabbi praying at the Wailing Wall.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:27 PM (39g3+)

Cause and effect, man, cause and effect.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at January 01, 2018 02:30 PM (NWiLs)

194 >>If he wanted the call he needed to flop.

Rangers don't flop.

This isn't kickball.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 01, 2018 02:31 PM (/tuJf)

195 But there was no will left to fight, and technically they were still our allies. So we let them do exactly what we fought Germany for: just move in and take over nearby nations.

It didn't hurt the Soviet Union that our government was infested with their spies and lackeys.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 01, 2018 02:31 PM (WbIyz)

196 But later verses ("Medina") are the ones that talk about dhimmitude, oppression, etc. when Muslims were in the majority.

Sure, but even in that, Jews and Christians are termed "people of the book" and to be treated better. The attitude comes from later writings in the Hadith, allegedly Muhammad's later ideas and life. Its alien to the actual Koran.

While its still a messed up religion, Islam would be a lot better off if they ditched the Sharia rulings and Hadith entirely. Get back to their main scripture like Martin Luther and the other reformers did with Christianity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:32 PM (39g3+)

197 >>Rangers don't flop.

If it's a hot day?

And I'm running?

There's a bit of floppage.

Posted by: Aragorn at January 01, 2018 02:32 PM (5xA/C)

198 Remember, anti-semitism is ok, as long as you couch it in terms of Israel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2018 02:28 PM (ycWCI)

Or the bad joooos that are Zionists. In short, everyone but Soros and Sid Blumenthal and his fuckhead kid.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 01, 2018 02:33 PM (y7DUB)

199 Next page of Reuters: a story on an earthquake in China, accompanied by a picture of a rabbi praying at the Wailing Wall.
--

I'm not sure if this is a real or not.

The fact that I can't tell is disconcerting.

Posted by: shibumi at January 01, 2018 02:33 PM (aT+Bx)

200 The random number sites came up on a gaming site years ago so I knew they existed

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 02:33 PM (+BreT)

201 It didn't hurt the Soviet Union that our government was infested with their spies and lackeys.

Yeah that was a real problem. FDR lurved him some communism, even if he wasn't ready to go full red himself.

Now on Reuters: a story about the rise of the black plague in Madagascar, with an image of Netanyahu laughing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:33 PM (39g3+)

202 195 But there was no will left to fight, and technically they were still our allies. So we let them do exactly what we fought Germany for: just move in and take over nearby nations.

It didn't hurt the Soviet Union that our government was infested with their spies and lackeys.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 01, 2018 02:31 PM (WbIyz)

^^This.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 02:33 PM (sdi6R)

203
Let's not call them anything. Let's just call them "Belgians!"

You take that back!
*roundhouse kick*

Posted by: Jean Claude Van Damme at January 01, 2018 02:34 PM (EzdLW)

204 190 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:30 PM (39g3+)

And both Harry Hopkins and Henry Wallace were commies/agents.

That said, Momma Sefton once told me many years ago we should've just let the Russians take all of Europe.

In hindsight not a bad idea; they would've had the same attitude about America as Eastern Bloc Europe had after the fall of Communism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:34 PM (mbhDw)

205 There is also a random number function in Excel

Posted by: Weasel at January 01, 2018 02:34 PM (Sfs6o)

206 my phone keeps getting whisked away from the home page to the apps store. pretty annoying.

i wonder if there's an ad blocker i can install on it.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 01, 2018 02:35 PM (2//jc)

207 Let's not call them anything. Let's just call them "Belgians!"

Who names a country after a breed of horse?

Posted by: Joshua Numan at January 01, 2018 02:35 PM (KNMjM)

208 206 my phone keeps getting whisked away from the home page to the apps store. pretty annoying.

i wonder if there's an ad blocker i can install on it.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 01, 2018 02:35 PM (2//jc)

"Let me show you..."

- - Sonobi

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:35 PM (mbhDw)

209 We're the ayatollah of mock a torah.

Posted by: Reuters at January 01, 2018 02:35 PM (0ogQG)

210 Heh, even more women being paid to accuse Trump

http://tinyurl.com/yabmj47u

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:36 PM (39g3+)

211 207 Let's not call them anything. Let's just call them "Belgians!"

Who names a country after a breed of horse?
Posted by: Joshua Numan at January 01, 2018 02:35 PM (KNMjM)

"Phlegms, Sprouts or... Fat Stinking Belgian Bastards!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:36 PM (mbhDw)

212 Ha! This is a hoot. A crow in Russia using a plastic lid to slide down a snow covered roof.

https://youtu.be/MumEIgCmwYU

Posted by: Jake Holenhead at January 01, 2018 02:36 PM (Kfmqy)

213 And the wins just keep on coming
legalinsurrection.com/2018/01/trump-dumps-13-billion-obama-backed-ny-nj-rail-tunnel-plan/

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 02:37 PM (+BreT)

214 Ha! This is a hoot. A crow in Russia using a plastic lid to slide down a snow covered roof.
--

If the crows make a pact with the cats, we'll be screwed. Even the dogs won't be able to save us.

Posted by: shibumi at January 01, 2018 02:38 PM (aT+Bx)

215 Gonna make myself a float with two scoops of ice cream and 12 diet cokes.

Posted by: Hands at January 01, 2018 02:38 PM (EzdLW)

216 212 Ha! This is a hoot. A crow in Russia using a plastic lid to slide down a snow covered roof.

https://youtu.be/MumEIgCmwYU
Posted by: Jake Holenhead at January 01, 2018 02:36 PM (Kfmqy)

Heckleski and Jekylski Go Ski-Ski Down Russki Roofski! in 3D.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:38 PM (mbhDw)

217 News from Abroad....smaller the dress the better I receive it........

Posted by: saf at January 01, 2018 02:38 PM (cS/ge)

218 Who names a country after a breed of horse?

Don't be ridiculous. They're named after waffles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:38 PM (39g3+)

219 214 Ha! This is a hoot. A crow in Russia using a plastic lid to slide down a snow covered roof.
--

If the crows make a pact with the cats, we'll be screwed. Even the dogs won't be able to save us.
Posted by: shibumi at January 01, 2018 02:38 PM (aT+Bx)

*sound of Alfred Hitchcock furiously scribbling notes, then getting back into time machine*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:39 PM (mbhDw)

220
Who names a country after a breed of horse?

Saudi Arabia?

Posted by: Hands at January 01, 2018 02:39 PM (EzdLW)

221
And the wins just keep on coming
legalinsurrection.com/2018/01/trump-dumps-13-billion-obama-backed-ny-nj-rail-tunnel-plan/

And THIS is how the Wall will get built. The president can taketh, and the president can giveth.

Only the Republican Cucks weren't ballsy enough to play this simple game.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 01, 2018 02:39 PM (twcNO)

222 Reuters has now apologized
..............

I'm sorry, so sorry
That I was such a fool
I didn't know
Love could be so cruel

Posted by: wth at January 01, 2018 02:40 PM (HgMAr)

223 Same idiot that named a county after a game bird

Posted by: Skip at January 01, 2018 02:40 PM (+BreT)

224 *sound of Alfred Hitchcock furiously scribbling notes, then getting back into time machine*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:39 PM
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LOL.

Posted by: shibumi at January 01, 2018 02:40 PM (aT+Bx)

225

btw, notice how Puerto Rico's fake electric problems aren't in the fake news anymore?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 01, 2018 02:40 PM (twcNO)

226 They aren't called 'Al Reuters' for nothing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 01, 2018 02:41 PM (xJa6I)

227 41
Remember when Israel bombed an Iraqi Nuclear plant in the 80s and
received condemnation around the world? Guess who tried to bomb it
first?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at January 01, 2018 01:58 PM (2DOZq)

Condemnation in public, attaboys behind the scenes.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at January 01, 2018 02:41 PM (1JnAL)

228 That PR mayor isn't getting noticed much any more either. She got on one talk show and that's it.

I guess people got tired of her self promotion and lust for power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:41 PM (39g3+)

229 >>I know lots of Jews that eat ham and bacon and clams.

I could never get Anthony into clams.

Posted by: Huma at January 01, 2018 02:41 PM (2cuLk)

230 225

btw, notice how Puerto Rico's fake electric problems aren't in the fake news anymore?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 01, 2018 02:40 PM (twcNO)

If only Puerto Rico's real Puerto Ricans were back in Puerto Rico and not in Florida.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:42 PM (mbhDw)

231 I liked Netanyahu's statement. I didn't particularly like some of the comments on his Twitter feed, however/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2018 02:42 PM (8+Ozj)

232 229 >>I know lots of Jews that eat ham and bacon and clams.

I could never get Anthony into clams.
Posted by: Huma at January 01, 2018 02:41 PM (2cuLk)

Well, you are a Muzzy Bro-hood beard...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:42 PM (mbhDw)

233 Beull? Buell? Buell? Buell?

Posted by: Hands at January 01, 2018 02:42 PM (EzdLW)

234 I could never get Anthony into clams.

"Would it kill you to bathe once a week at least???"
-Anthony Weiner

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:43 PM (39g3+)

235 Speaking of Iran, did Valerie Jarrett move back home yet?

Posted by: wth at January 01, 2018 02:43 PM (HgMAr)

236 That PR mayor isn't getting noticed much any more either. She got on one talk show and that's it.

She praised Trump's relief effort and that ended her access to national media.

Posted by: Joshua Numan at January 01, 2018 02:44 PM (KNMjM)

237 196 But later verses ("Medina") are the ones that talk about dhimmitude, oppression, etc. when Muslims were in the majority.

Sure, but even in that, Jews and Christians are termed "people of the book" and to be treated better. The attitude comes from later writings in the Hadith, allegedly Muhammad's later ideas and life. Its alien to the actual Koran.

While its still a messed up religion, Islam would be a lot better off if they ditched the Sharia rulings and Hadith entirely. Get back to their main scripture like Martin Luther and the other reformers did with Christianity.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:32 PM (39g3+)

The problem with that is, the later writings supercede the earlier writings, when there is a conflict.

"Mohammed" or whoever assembled the Koran got increasingly violent and intolerant in the later verses, if I'm remembering right. I have my english translation around here somewhere....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards now with TLJ review linkage at January 01, 2018 02:44 PM (xJa6I)

238 You knew who else was Belgian?

Posted by: Dr Evil at January 01, 2018 02:44 PM (pV/54)

239 235 Speaking of Iran, did Valerie Jarrett move back home yet?
Posted by: wth at January 01, 2018 02:43 PM (HgMAr)

Out of the Kalorama Kaliphate Kompound?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:44 PM (mbhDw)

240 The liberal press know their audience. I think they know all of these 'mistakes' they print are lies from the word go. All they want to do is just get the idea out there so their brainless zealots run around like chickens with their heads cut off screaming the meme. The headless chickens never see the retraction because they don't want to. This is just like Harry Reid lying about Romney's taxes and the reply that 'we won didn't we?' when asked about any regrets on passing along the 'misinformation'.

Posted by: DaveD at January 01, 2018 02:44 PM (P5fqQ)

241 Note in the twitter link above this comment as well, from India:

MSM does this in India all the time. They always show pictures of Hindus or pictures with Hindu iconography or Hindu words to camouflage crimes by Muslims or attribute some sort of a Religious angle to a story out of thin air.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:44 PM (39g3+)

242 238 You knew who else was Belgian?
Posted by: Dr Evil at January 01, 2018 02:44 PM (pV/54)

Adolphe Sax?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 01, 2018 02:45 PM (ycWCI)

243 and just like that, Cocky is within a FG.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at January 01, 2018 02:45 PM (WbIyz)

244 212 Ha! This is a hoot. A crow in Russia using a plastic lid to slide down a snow covered roof.

https://youtu.be/MumEIgCmwYU
Posted by: Jake Holenhead at January 01, 2018 02:36 PM (Kfmqy)

And the one that came up after that, with crows sliding down the snow-covered roof of a car. They really do seem to be playing.

Posted by: rickl at January 01, 2018 02:46 PM (sdi6R)

245 238 You knew who else was Belgian?
_____________________________________

With low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery?

Posted by: Someone's Father at January 01, 2018 02:46 PM (ATVNj)

246 "Mohammed" or whoever assembled the Koran got increasingly violent and intolerant in the later verses, if I'm remembering right. I have my english translation around here somewhere...

Well the copy I have the pattern is
1) Calls to repentance and holy living (pretty much straight out of the Bible) because judgment is coming soon
2) Calls for war, rules for fighting, dominance, and subjection of nations
3) Rules on how to live as a Muslim, mostly about what a pain in the ass women are and how to keep them down.

Now I don't know if that layout is in chronological order or not, I've read that some copies at least are in shortest to longest verse order.

But still, even with all that, dumping the Hadiths and the Sharia law rulings eliminates a good 75% of the problems we have with Islam right now. Most of the really godawful, murderous, and jihad-justification comes from there.

Like I said, still a messed up religion, but not as messed up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:47 PM (39g3+)

247 I see we're still imagining it was US and British, and not Soviet, forces sitting in massive numbers all over the eastern European countries we "gave" to Moscow. We were lucky they vacated Austria and parts of Iran, as there was zero prospect of ejecting them therefrom.

But that's in the past. In the present is at least one question that arises from the interesting Trumpendrang against Pawk-Eee-Stahn: are we at the point where our A'stan logistics don't require what I thought was the principal supply route, the trucking connection through Pakistan? Because unless something's changed, that was the irreplaceable logistics channel we have used.

A secondary question is why now? What has happened recently to lead to this? The grievances Trump alludes to are long-standing and an open secret - our long prior strategic alignment with Pakistan (Cold War) morphed into pay-for-play for very practical reasons after 9/11.

Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at January 01, 2018 02:47 PM (Dhcvl)

248 244. Probably drunk.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at January 01, 2018 02:47 PM (fA1SL)

249 'Cocks are back in the game

Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2018 02:47 PM (ZA8br)

250 btw, notice how Puerto Rico's fake electric problems aren't in the fake news anymore?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at January 01, 2018 02:40

About a week ago I saw a report on a NYC's NBC news affiliate that was practically a commercial for Puerto Rico tourism. It was like, "Come on down!! Our hotels are up and running and the weather is great. Good rates available!" Two days later, there was an anti-Trump report about not doing enough to help.....

Posted by: Cher at January 01, 2018 02:48 PM (7uYFy)

251 And the one that came up after that, with crows sliding down the snow-covered roof of a car. They really do seem to be playing.
--

I think they are.

There have been some odd studies about birds, and they're way, way smarter than we imagine.

So.. playing. Why not?

Posted by: shibumi at January 01, 2018 02:48 PM (aT+Bx)

252 Lefties don't have mirrors in their houses do they? Every single thing accuse conservatives of, they, themselves, are guilty of.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 01, 2018 02:48 PM (nBr1j)

253 And both Harry Hopkins and Henry Wallace were commies/agents.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:34 PM (mbhDw)

As was Harry Dexter White, our chief negotiator at the Bretton Woods conference in 1944, and the architect of the World Bank and the IMF. He was subsequently outed by the Venona Project.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 01, 2018 02:49 PM (WmqYl)

254 238 You knew who else was Belgian?

Posted by: Dr Evil at January 01, 2018 02:44 PM (pV/54)

Charlemagne?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 01, 2018 02:49 PM (H5rtT)

255 249 'Cocks are back in the game
Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2018 02:47 PM (ZA8br)

Isn't this, after all, the story of Trump?

Posted by: eleven at January 01, 2018 02:49 PM (+lOpA)

256 245 238 You knew who else was Belgian?
_____________________________________

With low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery?
Posted by: Someone's Father at January 01, 2018 02:46 PM (ATVNj)

I saw Low-Grade Narcolepsy and Penchant for Buggery open for the New Barbarians and Led Zeppelin at Knebworth in '79.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:49 PM (mbhDw)

257 252 Lefties don't have mirrors in their houses do they? Every single thing accuse conservatives of, they, themselves, are guilty of.
__________________________________

Small ones on tables with razors and large ones on the ceilings over the children's beds.

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at January 01, 2018 02:50 PM (ATVNj)

258 Nood elbows.

Posted by: fly gal at January 01, 2018 02:50 PM (nTQDM)

259 252 Lefties don't have mirrors in their houses do they? Every single thing accuse conservatives of, they, themselves, are guilty of.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 01, 2018 02:48 PM (nBr1j)

Vampires or perpetual shiva-sitters...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:50 PM (mbhDw)

260 You knew who else was Belgian?

So who was Flanders?

Posted by: Joshua Numan at January 01, 2018 02:50 PM (KNMjM)

261 Lefties don't have mirrors in their houses do they? Every single thing accuse conservatives of, they, themselves, are guilty of.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 01, 2018 02:48 PM (nBr1j)
............

They couldn't see themselves in them anyway.

Posted by: wth at January 01, 2018 02:50 PM (HgMAr)

262 238 You knew who else was Belgian?
Posted by: Dr Evil at January 01, 2018 02:44 PM (pV/54)

Can I please just eat this damn thing ?

Posted by: Prezzzy 4-putt at January 01, 2018 02:51 PM (urlgO)

263 Every single thing accuse conservatives of, they, themselves, are guilty of.

I think that's a combination of inevitability and purpose.

Inevitable in that they have a worldview and cannot imagine another (if I'd do this in their place, then they must be)

Purpose in that by blaming their opponent of what they are or will be doing, it makes them seem less awful. Everybody does it, they did it first!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:51 PM (39g3+)

264 Did Obama come up with a message of support for the protesters yet? Apparently some of them were shouting "Obama, are you with us?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2018 02:51 PM (8+Ozj)

265 While its still a messed up religion, Islam would be a lot better off if they ditched the Sharia rulings and Hadith entirely. Get back to their main scripture like Martin Luther and the other reformers did with Christianity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:32 PM (39g3+)

========

I think there are "Koran only" sects, but they are microscopic. They'd probably be treated like other "heretical" sects like Sufis or Ahmadis. But that would be nice - they could adopt reasonable behavior without having to feel like they were "liberalizing" anything.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 02:52 PM (/qEW2)

266 222 Reuters has now apologized

We don't understand how you got the Arab edition, but we're willing to let you keep it at no charge.

Posted by: Reuters at January 01, 2018 02:56 PM (clYld)

267 Roto-Reuters. spinning is what they do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 01, 2018 02:58 PM (gB1fy)

268 Reuters has now apologized.

---

"We're sorry you're a bunch of evil scheming Jews."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thugs at January 01, 2018 02:59 PM (TwzNB)

269

I am not a Frenchie, I am a Belgie!

Posted by: Hercule Poirot at January 01, 2018 02:59 PM (IqV8l)

270 'Cocks go up!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at January 01, 2018 03:01 PM (ZA8br)

271 A secondary question is why now?

Always be Trumping!

Posted by: DaveA at January 01, 2018 03:02 PM (FhXTo)

272 And both Harry Hopkins and Henry Wallace were commies/agents...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 01, 2018 02:34 PM (mbhDw)

That isn't fair to Harry Hopkins. From what I've read, the evidence against Hopkins on that score--a possible Venona Intercept reference and a call-out of Hopkins as an agent in a lecture by a Soviet speaker that is likely a piece of disinformation--wouldn't make trial and certainly wouldn't be enough for a conviction.

As architect of the New Deal, Hopkins was certainly a socialist since the New Deal itself is an incremental step to socialism; however, that doesn't mean Hopkins was a Soviet agent.

I've read extensively about Harry Hopkins and his relationship to Roosevelt. His was a very high visibility role. If Hopkins was a spy then he had to have been one of the best at the craft who ever lived.

Posted by: troyriser at January 01, 2018 03:04 PM (raGQi)

273 If those crows didn't smoke so much dope and drink so much PBR, they would own the world!

Posted by: boatbuilder at January 01, 2018 03:05 PM (pKZ3W)

274 Did Obama come up with a message of support for the protesters yet? Apparently some of them were shouting "Obama, are you with us?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 01, 2018 02:51 PM (8+Ozj)

========

FFS seriously? This is why while I'm rooting for them, I wouldn't want to take in any refugees.

It's the whole "turn the state purple" problem.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 03:06 PM (/qEW2)

275

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 01, 2018 03:08 PM (MIKMs)

276
But that's in the past. In the present is at least one question
that arises from the interesting Trumpendrang against Pawk-Eee-Stahn:
are we at the point where our A'stan logistics don't require what I
thought was the principal supply route, the trucking connection through
Pakistan? Because unless something's changed, that was the
irreplaceable logistics channel we have used.

=====

Logistics in claiming an area on the Bay of Bengal? Map reading is amazing.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 01, 2018 03:10 PM (MIKMs)

277 About a week ago I saw a report on a NYC's NBC news affiliate that was practically a commercial for Puerto Rico tourism. It was like, "Come on down!! Our hotels are up and running and the weather is great. Good rates available!" Two days later, there was an anti-Trump report about not doing enough to help.....

Posted by: Cher at January 01, 2018 02:48 PM (7uYFy)

========

All I want to know is, is the danger past for them flipping Florida? Any chance some of them will return to their homeland and enredden any states? We really need to grant them independence. Or at least make California a territory so that they don't get representatives or a presidential vote.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 03:11 PM (/qEW2)

278 265 While its still a messed up religion, Islam would be a lot better off if they ditched the Sharia rulings and Hadith entirely. Get back to their main scripture like Martin Luther and the other reformers did with Christianity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:32 PM (39g3+)

========

I think there are "Koran only" sects, but they are microscopic. They'd probably be treated like other "heretical" sects like Sufis or Ahmadis. But that would be nice - they could adopt reasonable behavior without having to feel like they were "liberalizing" anything.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at January 01, 2018 02:52 PM (/qEW2)

Their "main" scripture? Pretty much "subdue the infidel, conquer the world." Maybe you could re-read the Koran.

Posted by: Mike Pitzler at January 01, 2018 03:19 PM (fSf/G)

279 UCF scores to tie Auburn at 20. Near the end of the third quarter.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at January 01, 2018 03:24 PM (398bZ)

280 Time to dig out the vinyl LP: Gefilte Joe & the Fish.

Posted by: Burger Chef at January 01, 2018 03:25 PM (RuIsu)

281 I bought a used pickup after Christmas for the farm, and I'm liking it better than my car. I may need an intervention.
Posted by: Weasel

I drive an F150. (It was dad's last vehicle. He drove it barely a month before he lost his license.) My main issue is the logistics of fitting it somewhere in parking where my door won't hit someone's vehicle...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at January 01, 2018 03:37 PM (lLeln)

282 Fuckin HemReuters

Posted by: Getcha Pull at January 01, 2018 03:39 PM (MIwBq)

283 Me: Is your reporting honest?

Reuters: Honest as the day is long!

Date: Dec 22

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 01, 2018 03:45 PM (e1mEI)

284 I had a friend up from Florida this summer.

He fell in love with my 17 year old 3/4 ton.

Posted by: garrett

====

Aw comon'! She's standing right there!

Posted by: Corona at January 01, 2018 03:51 PM (88+VL)

285 72
To the anti semite, Mossad has an annual budget bigger than the global
GDP. They're everywhere, doing everything, suborning everyone. They
are all powerful and can afford everything!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 02:05 PM (39g3+)

Well, in all fairness, their top agent DOES possess all of those abilities

Posted by: G12:3 at January 01, 2018 03:58 PM (C6PeH)

286 Wasn't old man Reuter Jewish? Invented cable news when news came #bycable.

Posted by: Phildirt at January 01, 2018 05:13 PM (kXUuT)

287 Ever go to the deli and get expensive imported Polish Krakus ham? Shaved?

Yeah, that's why I can't ever be a Jew.

Plus... "bacon."

Posted by: shibumi at January 01, 2018 02:06 PM (aT+Bx)

THAT'S IT!!! That's the ham we used to get in Warsaw. Oh. My. Gosh.
The deli counter lady would only slice it shaved, and we would make
sandwiches by throwing a pile on the griddle, and topping it with grated
gruyere (not for me, since dairy allergy, but it's still good without
it) and piling it on toasted challah (chalka in Polish) with some stone
ground mustard. I had no idea you could get it here in the US. (Smooches
shibumi's cheek, and dances a happy dance.)

Posted by: moki at January 01, 2018 02:10 PM (V+V4

We've been buying it in the 3 or 5lb size for the last 45 years or so for Easter and Christmas dinner. Never had a bad one. Just finished the last vestige of the one I made for this year's Christmas dinner. Never had a bad one. Ever. Nice and lean, and with a homemade glaze over it and baked in the oven (it's already cooked, just needs to be baked about 20 minutes a pound allow the flavor to seep through) it's absolutely delish!! Expensive, about 18 bucks for a 3 pounder on sale at any of our Jersey supermarkets, but worth every dollar.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at January 01, 2018 06:01 PM (TPimP)

288 213, meh, NY&NJ are just jealous jealous of CA's Supertrain boondoggle.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 01, 2018 06:09 PM (HDG15)

289 Well, in all fairness, their top agent DOES possess all of those abilities

Eh, the Zohan isn't that great.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 01, 2018 09:32 PM (39g3+)

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