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Didja Know That This is the ONT?

Didja know why sometimes you get small items in great big boxes? I ordered school supplies for Little once and got a ruler in a box that could have held an end table.

Amazon.jpg

That's fascinating, I can't wait until they outsource health care to Amazon and they start optimizing for the whole, not the individual.

Didja know that Islam is the religion of peace?

Houston imam calls for Muslims to kill Jews.

Didja know that Obama said Syrian refugees are a no bigger threat than 'tourists'

Didja know that they had aireal photographs in 1860?

Boston.jpg
(H/T Christopher R. Taylor)

Didja know that John Nolte composed a list of the 165 greatest AMERICAN films of all time? And that you can find it here? (Each page links to the next group of 25 films, the final 2 groups to be released tomorrow and Saturday).

Didja know that by following this link, you'll be able to read one of the best tweetstorms ever, as a young man reveals exactly why he is so adamantly pro life? He got a lot of fallout for posting it (and a lot of kudos), but not from me:



Didja know that in Britain, the tenth most popular item on kid's Christmas lists was "a dad". Tell me again how generous welfare programs can replace fathers with no negative consequences.

Didja know that together, those last two links make a pretty good argument that if men are allowed to fuck and run from the results, many of them will, but if they don't, many of them will find it in themselves to become better men than they ever thought they could be? Thus my belief that societal norms (and government incentives) should be designed push them towards the later not the former.

Didja know I've had the following three pictures in my ONT folder forever, just waiting for a good time to use them?

Armed.jpg

Dandelions.jpg

fuck canada.jpg


Didja know that if you ever find yourself without kindling and need to start a fire, woman's clothing from the 1800 is extremely flammable?


Didja know that there's a place in Waco Texas where they invented a jet-ski slingshot, and it looks awesome?


Didja know that people can be amazing if you give them the chance to be?

Didja know that if you forget that it's your night for the ONT because there was a holiday Monday and today feels like a Wednesday, you can whip up a crapfest in about half an hour by coming up with a cheesy theme and some links?

Tonight's ONT brought to you by epic trailers that never were:

The Yahoo Group has seen WoK a hundred times, but now they want to see it again.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:48 PM




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1 Firstus

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 28, 2017 09:44 PM (mMeIQ)

2 Yes!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 28, 2017 09:44 PM (mMeIQ)

3 Caturday!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 28, 2017 09:45 PM (/qEW2)

4 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2017 09:45 PM (tr2D7)

5 That's two this week! Woo hoo!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 28, 2017 09:46 PM (mMeIQ)

6
That's fascinating, I can't wait until they outsource health care to Amazon and they start optimizing for the whole, not the individual.

It'll be greener. Like gang greener.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 09:47 PM (IqV8l)

7
Didja know that they had areal photographs in 1860?

Is that areal photograph or a Sears photograph?

No foolin!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 09:48 PM (IqV8l)

8 Weird, Dave.

Posted by: pogomip at December 28, 2017 09:49 PM (CmkzH)

9 Top 10?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 28, 2017 09:49 PM (e9G8E)

10 I like small boxes.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 28, 2017 09:49 PM (zCyNd)

11 Didja know that ...

++++

No, I didn't know. Quit badgering me! I wouldn't wanna have to give you a wedgie like you was my little brother.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 28, 2017 09:51 PM (FUu/Z)

12 Dunnage? My packaging is dunnage?!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2017 09:52 PM (c8EhQ)

13 From Hell's Heart, I Stab at Thee, TRUUUUUUMP!!!!

Posted by: Hillary!!! at December 28, 2017 09:52 PM (ToNUZ)

14 Ricardo Mendelbaum was awesome in that movie.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2017 09:52 PM (usgok)

15 Didja know that they had areal photographs in 1860?

ALIENS !!! or maybe just a hot air ballon ...

Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at December 28, 2017 09:52 PM (AoK0a)

16 Didn't we have aerial observers in the civil war with daguerreotype cameras?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2017 09:52 PM (qJtVm)

17 >>>Is that areal photograph or a Sears photograph?

We'll never know as there is no poncho

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2017 09:53 PM (3/sUh)

18 Dunnage? My packaging is dunnage?!!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2017 09:52 PM (c8EhQ)

Avoids demurrage.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 28, 2017 09:53 PM (zCyNd)

19 Box

Little box

Big Box

Snatch box

Cooter

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at December 28, 2017 09:54 PM (iiixZ)

20 Canadian aircraft carrier: canoe with sheet of plywood, with uav's to drop snowballs.

Posted by: pogomip at December 28, 2017 09:54 PM (CmkzH)

21 Wasn't there a recent YouTube video of an Amazon driver throwing packages into the back of his truck?

So much for 'optimizing for the hole, not the individual'* thing, I guess.

* You just know The Left is going to soon adopt this as a slogan.

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at December 28, 2017 09:54 PM (IG9An)

22
That Khan trailer rocks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 28, 2017 09:54 PM (eXA4G)

23 Why were alien spacecraft taking pictures of Boston?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2017 09:54 PM (c8EhQ)

24 16 Didn't we have aerial observers in the civil war with daguerreotype cameras?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2017 09:52 PM (qJtVm)


I think that was the first aerial reconnaissance in a war, although it could have been done in the Crimean War. I don't know if it was.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 09:54 PM (sdi6R)

25 Didja know that people can be amazing if you give them the chance to be?

Depends on the people.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 28, 2017 09:55 PM (NWiLs)

26 Didja know that if you ever find yourself without kindling and need to start a fire, woman's clothing from the 1800 is extremely flammable?

++++

Didja know that there is such a thing as recursion?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 28, 2017 09:55 PM (pvjTE)

27

It is baloooooooooooon!

Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at December 28, 2017 09:55 PM (IqV8l)

28 That's a swan the eagle has got its claws into. Now if it had been one of those effing Canadian geese think how much more "F**k You" that photo would have given.

Posted by: Tuna at December 28, 2017 09:55 PM (jm1YL)

29 10 I like small boxes.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 28, 2017 09:49 PM (zCyNd)

Phrasing!

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 28, 2017 09:56 PM (NWiLs)

30 Great ONT WD. Liked that WOK trailer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 28, 2017 09:56 PM (hyuyC)

31 To Kill a Mockingbird listed below 48 Hrs ?

Man ... I get it. Lists like this are subjective.

But screw that.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 28, 2017 09:57 PM (fiGNd)

32 >> 10 I like small boxes.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 28, 2017 09:49 PM (zCyNd)

Phrasing!

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Innies or outies?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 09:57 PM (8O3HH)

33 It is baloooooooooooon!
Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at December 28, 2017 09:55 PM (IqV8l)

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Hah! A classic.

Plus, the Indians were the most offensive ethnic stereotypes on TV, so, extra points.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2017 09:58 PM (c8EhQ)

34 >>>"Dandelions: Fuck yeah concrete!!!"

It's a lye.

Posted by: the Concrete at December 28, 2017 09:58 PM (/qEW2)

35
24 16 Didn't we have aerial observers in the civil war with daguerreotype cameras?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2017 09:52 PM (qJtVm)

I think that was the first aerial reconnaissance in a war, although it could have been done in the Crimean War. I don't know if it was.
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 09:54 PM (sdi6R)






I think it was the Crimean War. But in the Great Unpleasantness of 1861-65, as I recall they added telegraph for real-time reporting to the officers on the ground.

We should ask Vic for a first-hand account.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 28, 2017 09:58 PM (eXA4G)

36 "Put away your penises, boys."

"Mama's driving this Star Destroyer."

"Hail to the V".

Posted by: Grand Muff Tarkin at December 28, 2017 09:59 PM (M7eqI)

37
We should ask Vic for a first-hand account.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 28, 2017 09:58 PM (eXA4G)


---------

He opened the first Fotomat at Gettysburg.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2017 09:59 PM (c8EhQ)

38 Canada. Fuck you.

I'm laughing way too hard at that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2017 09:59 PM (gC2IV)

39 Didn't we have aerial observers in the civil war with daguerreotype cameras?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf

Yes. Oblique aerial photos are back in vogue. Very useful for dense 3D mapping of urban structures.

Posted by: pogomip at December 28, 2017 09:59 PM (CmkzH)

40 Interviewing via phone tomorrow for a job in Charleston SC. Any of the horde who live or are familiar with that are want to give me any info? Email. Cheriette965 at gmail dot com. Thanks

Posted by: Cheri at December 28, 2017 09:59 PM (3zmyc)

41 We'll just collect a urine sample and repeat the BP test to fill the time. Thank you for shopping Med-azon!

Posted by: Dr. Amazon at December 28, 2017 09:59 PM (8MK3R)

42 I want to know how the Federation completely turned a blind eye to Sulu's groping of Khan's pectorals.

Posted by: Fritz at December 28, 2017 10:01 PM (A1FgP)

43 Didja know that people can be amazing if you give them the chance to be?
------------

Last Saturday I mentioned that we had left for our mail carrier, $20, some Christmas cookies and napkins, wrapped up with some ribbon and a card.

Yesterday we received a *very* nicely penned card from her, thanking us.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2017 10:01 PM (c/EDo)

44 Emasculation: Of Male Privilege; Of Male Pronouns; Of Masculinity Itself

The focus this time: Boys not allowed!!1!

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14198

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 28, 2017 10:01 PM (itfg0)

45 I think it was the Crimean War. But in the Great Unpleasantness of 1861-65, as I recall they added telegraph for real-time reporting to the officers on the ground.

We should ask Vic for a first-hand account.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December




would be nice to know what his thoughts about the differences between the revolutionary and civil wars are, from someone who fought in both.

Posted by: llllllllll at December 28, 2017 10:02 PM (MTjB1)

46 I am convinced that the Russians helped Trump win last year by hacking into the polling firms' computers and making it seem that Hillary was so far ahead that she could stop campaigning and just spend more time drinking and cackling.

and I wonder if they'll find a way to get Chelsea elected to something this year.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 28, 2017 10:02 PM (ILitO)

47 I like small boxes, too.

Posted by: Roy Moore at December 28, 2017 10:02 PM (Tm40M)

48 That is not a Canada goose

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 10:03 PM (a2PHZ)

49 In fact they are optimizing for the individual person, who wants their stuff unbroken, rather than for the whole, who would want to conserve supplies overall.

If they were actually optimizing for the whole, they would hold shipments indefinitely until they had the right size space for it, or ship what fits rather than what was ordered.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 28, 2017 10:03 PM (2lndx)

50 Interviewing via phone tomorrow for a job in Charleston SC. Any of the horde who live or are familiar with that are want to give me any info? Email. Cheriette965 at gmail dot com. Thanks
Posted by: Cheri
-----------

Look for a place with good air conditioning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2017 10:03 PM (c/EDo)

51 With Med-azon Prime, we'll throw in 3 months of free movies and a complimentary genome evaluation. Don't forget: we'll deliver all of your meds to your doorstep!

Posted by: Dr. Amazon at December 28, 2017 10:03 PM (8MK3R)

52 That is not a Canada goose

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 10:03 PM (a2PHZ)

Yup-no Molson's.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 28, 2017 10:03 PM (zCyNd)

53 155 The lack of backward compatibility in tech is infuriating. No operating system should ever be put out that cannot easily run previous programs, now matter how old. My Windows 10 system should run games written for Windows 95 without hesitation and exactly as intended.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2017 05:17 PM (39g3+)

________________________
Just saw this, and yes, a hundred times yes. Just spent my Christmas gift card on a KVM switch so I can use my old desktop for some stupid games. I was made to change to W10, but I can't be made to like it.

Posted by: Miss Sippi at December 28, 2017 10:03 PM (pxMj1)

54 "20 Canadian aircraft carrier: canoe with sheet of plywood, with uav's to drop snowballs."

The last Canadian aircraft carrier was HMCS Bonaventure, which was decommisioned in the 1960's. Ironically, that was immediately after an expensive refit. It was used with fixed wing jet aircraft, even though it was under-sized for the role. I believe that France is the only country besides the US that curently operates a catapult equipped aircraft carrier (the Chuck de Gaulle).

I believe that the phote shows a snow goose rather than a Canada goose, so the symbolism it a bit watered down.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at December 28, 2017 10:04 PM (Lk8va)

55 38 Canada. Fuck you.

I'm laughing way too hard at that.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2017 09:59 PM (gC2IV)


Canadians seem to come in two types ... Really Cool to Work and Drink With ... and Constantly Bitch About All Things American.

As I told the second type, once "Just go fucking nuke a couple cities. You'll feel better."

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 28, 2017 10:04 PM (fiGNd)

56 Speaking of Amazon and boxes.one of my sons said he wanted a hoover board for Christmas. I got it on Amazon and it arrived. He came home a few days later crying, said he changed his mind, wanted a gaming console instead. It cost me $30 to send the board back and then even more to get the console. Fast forward to Christmas morning. Son opens his present and.... starts crying....said he wanted the hover board LIKE THE OTHER 2 KIDS. WTF!?!?!?
They wiz around on them looking effortless. I tried it, fell right on my ass, hit my arm. Now I have a huge bump and bruise on my tricep, right above my elbow.
Next Christmas is going to be very scaled back, as in do you want coal or just a rock?

Posted by: lin-duh at December 28, 2017 10:04 PM (kufk0)

57 Didja know that it is colder than Hillary Clinton's left tit in NW WI

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2017 10:04 PM (3/sUh)

58
Canadian aircraft carrier: canoe with sheet of plywood, with uav's to drop snowballs.

Posted by: pogomip at December 28, 2017 09:54 PM (CmkzH)


And yet at the end of World War II, Canada had the fourth largest navy in the world.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2017 10:04 PM (Wd4KV)

59 >>>Yesterday we received a *very* nicely penned card from her, thanking us

i got one too!
i gave him a bunch of candy.

Posted by: concrete girl at December 28, 2017 10:05 PM (9R040)

60 Last Saturday I mentioned that we had left for our mail carrier, $20, some Christmas cookies and napkins, wrapped up with some ribbon and a card.

Yesterday we received a *very* nicely penned card from her, thanking us.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December




yeah she probably has a conex container full of cards for every occasion.

Posted by: llllllllll at December 28, 2017 10:05 PM (MTjB1)

61 Thanks Mike! Just feel like I need a change from Western CO.

Posted by: Cheri at December 28, 2017 10:05 PM (3zmyc)

62 He opened the first Fotomat at Gettysburg.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2017 09:59 PM (c8EhQ)
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The John Wilkes Photo Booth.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2017 10:05 PM (qJtVm)

63 And yet at the end of World War II, Canada had the fourth largest navy in the world.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December




well, we had just finished sinking three others.

Posted by: llllllllll at December 28, 2017 10:05 PM (MTjB1)

64 And yet at the end of World War II, Canada had the fourth largest navy in the world.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2017 10:04 PM (Wd4KV)


I thought they had the third largest navy, and the fourth largest army?

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 28, 2017 10:06 PM (itfg0)

65
Canadians seem to come in two types ... Really Cool to Work and Drink With ... and Constantly Bitch About All Things American.

Indians (Dot) seem to come in two and only two varieties: arrogant jerks and the nicest people you could ever meet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2017 10:06 PM (Wd4KV)

66
That is not a Canada goose

They removed its TimBits

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 10:07 PM (IqV8l)

67 Hey everybody.

WeirdDave, thanks for the ONT, especially that Nolte link! A couple years ago he was doing that list of his 165 greatest flicks of all time, but just as he was finishing up (I think he was up to #20), he left Breitbart.

I even Twittered Note later on, asking if he would ever finish the series, but he never got back to me.

Anyway, it's great to see he's finally going to finish it. Let's just hope now that nothing else bad happens...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:07 PM (eMKNe)

68 is not a Canada goose
Posted by: logprof at December




albino canadian goose

Posted by: llllllllll at December 28, 2017 10:07 PM (MTjB1)

69 You do realize that 1860 predated the Civil War, don't you?

Posted by: Weirddave at December 28, 2017 10:07 PM (Nyyc4)

70 Indians (Dot) seem to come in two and only two varieties: arrogant jerks and the nicest people you could ever meet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2017 10:06 PM (Wd4KV)

Name taken.

Posted by: Nikki Radha Haley at December 28, 2017 10:07 PM (zCyNd)

71 >>That is not a Canada goose


And that Eagle isn't really bald.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 10:08 PM (Tm40M)

72 And yet at the end of World War II, Canada had the fourth largest navy in the world.

---------

Well, we kinda blew the shit out of the IJN. That moved Canada up in the rankings I'll bet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2017 10:08 PM (gC2IV)

73 54. Huh.. AOP had caused me to assume you Leafs weren't all autists.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 28, 2017 10:08 PM (fA1SL)

74 The John Wilkes Photo Booth.


I just sensed a disturbance in The Force.

Like a million eyes all rolling at once and going silent.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2017 10:08 PM (+lOpA)

75 And that Eagle isn't really bald.
Posted by: garrett


Only my hairdresser knows for sure!

Posted by: Don Henley at December 28, 2017 10:08 PM (eMKNe)

76 57: colder than ahhhh, never mind. it would get me band.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 10:09 PM (KP5rU)

77 It's a miraculous time of the year

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 28, 2017 10:09 PM (mMeIQ)

78 69 You do realize that 1860 predated the Civil War, don't you?
Posted by: Weirddave at December 28, 2017 10:07 PM (Nyyc4)
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Clearly Vic was doing some preparatory observations.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2017 10:09 PM (qJtVm)

79 That photographer must have been wicked high.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2017 10:10 PM (EZebt)

80 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AERIAL SOUNDS LIKE AREOLA, AND RICARDO MONTALBAN'S NIPPLES ARE SHOWING

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 28, 2017 10:10 PM (T28di)

81 TD TCU

Not sure how Sparty is doing.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 10:10 PM (a2PHZ)

82 74 The John Wilkes Photo Booth.


I just sensed a disturbance in The Force.

Like a million eyes all rolling at once and going silent.
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2017 10:08 PM (+lOpA)

It only shoots the back of your head!

*rimshot*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2017 10:10 PM (qJtVm)

83 Back when I was working in the faculty duplicating room at Long Beach City College, we had an instructor with the dot.

I admit none of us could stop staring at it. It must have been uncomfortable for the nice Indian lady.

Posted by: Don Henley at December 28, 2017 10:11 PM (eMKNe)

84
Khan's chair was rich Corinthian leather.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 10:11 PM (8O3HH)

85 One of my sons loads semi trailers for UPS during the Christmas rush. He estimates about half of each trailer consists of Amazon packages.

He says he is very careful to only use one hand when throwing packages marked *Fragile*.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2017 10:11 PM (tr2D7)

86 Hey Westie, is Y5 ever going to post the photos?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2017 10:12 PM (qJtVm)

87 It only shoots the back of your head!

*rimshot*



Nice save.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2017 10:12 PM (+lOpA)

88 >>Khan's chair was rich Corinthian leather.


As were his nipples.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 10:12 PM (Tm40M)

89 61; cheri, unless you love humidity to the max, stay in colorado. trust me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 10:12 PM (KP5rU)

90 You do realize that 1860 predated the Civil War, don't you?

Posted by: Weirddave at December 28, 2017 10:07 PM (Nyyc4)


Wait, what?

Posted by: Oliver Cromwell's severed head at December 28, 2017 10:12 PM (itfg0)

91 Speaking of freezing points this time of year Maxine Waters dosen`t 'wash up' between men, she 'tops off'!

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 28, 2017 10:13 PM (yhf6w)

92 >>>Didja know that Obama said Syrian refugees are a no bigger threat than 'tourists'

Note it's from 2015, thank goodness this shit head is no longer in charge.

Leaving aside the terror threat, tourists don't steal our sovereignty and thus can't be used for a Democrat power grab.

>>>A majority of governors are opposing Mr. Obama's plan to accept about 10,000 refugees, in light of the Paris terrorist attacks last week.


It amazes me how assholes like Obama and Dubya have been so successful at utilizing Muslim terrorist attacks in order to increase Muslim immigration quotas. People are so stupid.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 28, 2017 10:13 PM (/qEW2)

93 86 Hey Westie, is Y5 ever going to post the photos?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2017 10:12 PM (qJtVm)


Depends. Did you pay him the blackmail money?

Posted by: The GNAMM Surviving Hat at December 28, 2017 10:13 PM (itfg0)

94 Per Seth MacFarlane, nobody got into Lincoln's head like John Wilkes Boothe.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 28, 2017 10:13 PM (fiGNd)

95 80 BEN

Thanks. I needed that explanation.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 28, 2017 10:13 PM (hyuyC)

96 Wow- that Wrath of Khan trailer has me feeling all quivering inside.

Posted by: Dusty Springfield at December 28, 2017 10:14 PM (Po6Jc)

97 For fucks sake Mary, I need a night at the theater like I need another hole in my head!

Posted by: A. Lincoln at December 28, 2017 10:14 PM (gC2IV)

98 Interviewing via phone tomorrow for a job in Charleston SC. Any of the horde who live or are familiar with that are want to give me any info? Email. Cheriette965 at gmail dot com. Thanks

Posted by: Cheri at December 28, 2017 09:59 PM (3zmyc)


Leaving for warmer climes?

Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2017 10:14 PM (EGFUD)

99 Steve and Cold Bear

The majority of American voters voted their self-interest, and voted Trump in.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 28, 2017 10:15 PM (hyuyC)

100 Cheri....met Infidel last Saturday. Hope you are doing ok. Have been thinking about you.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 28, 2017 10:15 PM (mMeIQ)

101 Depends. Did you pay him the blackmail money?
Posted by: The GNAMM Surviving Hat at December 28, 2017 10:13 PM (itfg0)
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I stuffed the unmarked non-sequential bills (singles) into his g-string per explicit instructions.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2017 10:15 PM (qJtVm)

102 "Interviewing via phone tomorrow for a job in Charleston SC. Any of the horde who live or are familiar with that are want to give me any info? Email. Cheriette965 at gmail dot com. Thanks "

The standard greeting "Hello" is replaced by "Hey".

Seriously though, good luck. Charleston is a very old and very interesting city. Also, very hot and humid in the summer and,being below sea level, prone to flooding but damn that city has some fine restaurants

Posted by: Tuna at December 28, 2017 10:15 PM (jm1YL)

103 Mis Hum it was 72 in Payson today.

Posted by: muchas buchas at December 28, 2017 10:15 PM (R2F0z)

104 10
I like small boxes.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 28, 2017 09:49 PM (zCyNd).---------------------------------------
But tightly packed. To minimize wastage.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 28, 2017 10:15 PM (Po6Jc)

105 "Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?"

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 10:15 PM (a2PHZ)

106 56
Next Christmas is going to be very scaled back, as in do you want coal or just a rock?
Posted by: lin-duh at December 28, 2017 10:04 PM (kufk0)


Bituminous or anthracite?

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 10:16 PM (sdi6R)

107 That Amazon story is complete bullshit.

Posted by: Hobo with a laptop at December 28, 2017 10:16 PM (Dgce0)

108 Eris.....I will get after him. He is on a break. I guess overwhelmed with the move?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 28, 2017 10:17 PM (mMeIQ)

109 56
Next Christmas is going to be very scaled back, as in do you want coal or just a rock?

Posted by: lin-duh at December 28, 2017 10:04 PM (kufk0)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwrg0db_zY

Posted by: Dee Snyder at December 28, 2017 10:17 PM (itfg0)

110 103 Mis Hum it was 72 in Payson today.
Posted by: muchas buchas at December 28, 2017 10:15 PM (R2F0z

Thanks for rubbing it in.
But, then again I knew that from my Payson app.
God, I love that area.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2017 10:18 PM (3/sUh)

111 To this day, when I think of Charleston SC, I think of it... getting blown up in the classic TV movie, Special Bulletin.

Also: The BBC nuclear war classic, Threads, is coming out on blu-ray late in January.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:18 PM (eMKNe)

112 Posted by: lin-duh at December 28, 2017 10:04 PM (kufk0)

You know the rules, pictures of the injuries or they didn't happen.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2017 10:18 PM (3/sUh)

113 Hobo with a laptop reminds me:

how many hobos do you all suppose live in old big Amazon boxes?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:18 PM (eMKNe)

114 wife made me put some neil young on the playlist. anybody have a fucking icepick? i think my ears just grew some hemorrhoids. that fucker sings like a donkey with a broken leg stuck in the mud.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 10:19 PM (KP5rU)

115 Yeah me too.

Posted by: muchas buchas at December 28, 2017 10:19 PM (R2F0z)

116 "Special Bulletin" is on YouTube in its entirety if you all want to watch it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2017 10:19 PM (qJtVm)

117 I read that pro-life tweetstorm a few days ago. It's really powerful. He, his now-wife, and their parents all managed to do the right thing when they could have found lots of excuses not to. I honestly didn't think people today were up to that.

Posted by: T at December 28, 2017 10:19 PM (MmeCn)

118 and I wonder if they'll find a way to get Chelsea elected to something this year.

We're good, but we're not that good.

Posted by: The Russians at December 28, 2017 10:19 PM (clYld)

119 All Hail Eris, I recommend it to everyone. It's great.

Also I believe is the first movie directed by Ed Zwick, who later went on to make Glory.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:19 PM (eMKNe)

120 I fucking hate Neil Young.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 10:21 PM (Tm40M)

121 120; fistbump, my friend!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 10:21 PM (KP5rU)

122
The majority of American voters voted their self-interest, and voted Trump in.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Well, if you are going strictly by majority...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 10:22 PM (IqV8l)

123 (*crosses off Neil Young albums from wish list to send to Garrett*)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:22 PM (eMKNe)

124 113 Hobo with a laptop reminds me:

how many hobos do you all suppose live in old big Amazon boxes?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:18 PM (eMKNe)

--Q: Why did the hobo cross the road?


A: Because the wind blew his house over there

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 10:22 PM (a2PHZ)

125 So you Morons had a Star Warbles thread without me...

Overall consensus of The Last Yeti?

Stunk worse than a dead Tauntaun?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 28, 2017 10:22 PM (Qvpyr)

126 It's about a blasphemous, rogue President who dares to mock Teh Warmening.

Posted by: CNN at December 28, 2017 10:22 PM (Tyii7)

127 Here's the inherent problem about discussing abortion, the SCOTUS has removed abortion from democratic or representative consideration, they and they alone control the shape and contours of what is and is not permissible.

Abortion is murder, it should be outlawed with few exceptions.

But we cannot do that for reasons stated above.

So we just argue about something we have no control over.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 28, 2017 10:22 PM (5bwcO)

128 Overcooked is nicely discounted on Steam. I just wish I had friends on Steam to play it.

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2017 10:23 PM (cAnNx)

129 Amazon thing sounds like a kludgy solution. Aren't there multiple hubs to which packages are shipped and then reshipped on different trucks? I'd think the solution would be to do it at the truck level, using bubble wrap. Not at the order level.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 28, 2017 10:23 PM (/qEW2)

130 >> (*crosses off Neil Young albums from wish list to send to Garrett*)


Oh, god...I have too many, already.

I'd sell them but then I'd have to Playgrade them.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 10:23 PM (Tm40M)

131 The John Wilkes Photo Booth.

You win the thread.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 28, 2017 10:24 PM (Nyyc4)

132 garrett, i gave all mine away.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 10:24 PM (KP5rU)

133 Have a great night everyone.

Remember, when it is cold, one under a blanket will freeze, but two under a blanket will live.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 28, 2017 10:24 PM (hyuyC)

134 Nice ONT, WD.

And I don't believe you just threw this together at the last moment!

Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2017 10:24 PM (9hz4k)

135 >> i gave all mine away.


I know I can get decent money for the OPs, I just don't want to listen to them.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 10:25 PM (Tm40M)

136 Didja know I've had the following three pictures in my ONT folder forever, just waiting for a good time to use them?

Ha!

Those are great!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2017 10:25 PM (8gDQu)

137 Bertram Cabot, Jr.

The majority of American citizens who voted in the last election

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 28, 2017 10:26 PM (hyuyC)

138 That's the problem with buying record collections by the foot. You get everything.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 10:26 PM (Tm40M)

139
The majority of American citizens who voted in the last election
Posted by: NaCly Dog


...voted for Hillary

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 10:26 PM (IqV8l)

140 last week, some friends were over, "southern cross" came on. my friend said "at least neil wasn't there to fuck that one up."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 10:27 PM (KP5rU)

141 At the peak of my CD collecting back in the 1990s, I had all the following Neil Young albums:

- Harvest
- Tonight's The Night
- American Stars 'n Baras
- Re*ac*tor
- Trans
- Everybody's Rockin'
- Old Ways
- Freedom
- Harvest Moon
- Lucky Thirteen (a compilation of his weird-ass genre experiments on Geffen in the 1980s)

I also had Buffalo Springfield's Greatest Hits and CSNY Deja Vu.

Today all I have is the CSNY album.

(And, incredible Neil Young trivia: he was actually in a Motown band in 1965 with Rick James (!), called the Minah Birds, but nothing of that band was ever officially released.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:27 PM (eMKNe)

142 133
Remember, when it is cold, one under a blanket will freeze, but two under a blanket will live.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 28, 2017 10:24 PM (hyuyC)


OK. Well, it's been nice knowing y'all.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 10:27 PM (sdi6R)

143 The majority of American voters voted their self-interest, and voted Trump in.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 28, 2017 10:15 PM (hyuyC)


========

Yes - I'm hoping that the Obama nightmare is behind us now, that people are immune to it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 28, 2017 10:28 PM (/qEW2)

144 Overall consensus of The Last Yeti?

Stunk worse than a dead Tauntaun?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 28, 2017 10:22 PM (Qvpyr)
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I would have eliminated two things: the Finn/Rose subplot, which amounted to NOTHING, and the scene in which Luke milked a four-teated Womanatee.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2017 10:28 PM (qJtVm)

145 Having missed the Star Wars thread from earlier, I wanted to mention that I actually liked the movie overall. I thought Luke Skywalker had a good character arc, and Kylo Ren was fun to watch. It's definitely got some problems, though.

I think the reason it's struggling at the box office is, at most, only partly because of the SJW messaging. I think it has more to do with 1) there's no "the wait is over" hype this time, as there was with The Force Awakens, 2) apart from Luke, neither the characters nor the plot are that memorable, which is really eating into repeat viewings. The SJW stuff is there, but I think people would be overlooking that and continuing to watch if the characters and the plot were better.

Posted by: T at December 28, 2017 10:28 PM (MmeCn)

146 Dryer lint is exceptionally good for fire starter.
I save up for camping trips.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2017 10:29 PM (w7KSn)

147 Keep on rocking in the free world, you fucks.

Posted by: Fritz at December 28, 2017 10:29 PM (A1FgP)

148 I heard screaming. And bullwhips cracking. Four dead in Idaho.

Posted by: Neil Young at December 28, 2017 10:30 PM (Tyii7)

149 Dryer lint is exceptionally good for fire starter.
I save up for camping trips.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2017 10:29 PM (w7KSn)

And the hobos down by the tracks don't suspect a thing.

Until it's too late.

Posted by: Miklos from Sewdish Match at December 28, 2017 10:30 PM (zCyNd)

150 >>Dryer lint is exceptionally good for fire starter.


Yep. Even moreso with a little Vaseline rubbed into it.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 10:30 PM (Tm40M)

151 I keep forgetting NaCly Dog's morning admonition and losing my grip. I guess that's why he has to keep giving it. Thanks NaCly.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 28, 2017 10:30 PM (/qEW2)

152 it's colder than a nuns' c@#t here right now. i'm moving to parump, nv. just because i like to say parump.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 10:31 PM (KP5rU)

153 I shot a man in Reno.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2017 10:31 PM (c8EhQ)

154 Now I want to watch WoK.

Too bad Blockbuster is out of business.

Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2017 10:32 PM (9hz4k)

155 chavez, in Pahrump it's sexual harassment to say the city name in your place of business. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:32 PM (eMKNe)

156 (And, incredible Neil Young trivia: he was actually in a Motown band in 1965 with Rick James (!), called the Minah Birds, but nothing of that band was ever officially released.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:27 PM (eMKNe)

---

Imagine that.

Posted by: Sensible record producer at December 28, 2017 10:32 PM (pzA2L)

157 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 28, 2017 10:22 PM (Qvpyr)


I think I'm in the minority here, but as I was just saying above, I liked it well enough. Or rather, I went in not expecting it to be any good at all, and it managed to beat those low expectations. There's a lot of problems, but if you want to see Luke again, you'll get quite a bit of that.

Posted by: T at December 28, 2017 10:32 PM (MmeCn)

158 153 I shot a man in Reno.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2017 10:31 PM (c8EhQ)



Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2017 10:33 PM (+lOpA)

159 141 At the peak of my CD collecting back in the 1990s, I had all the following Neil Young albums:

- Harvest
- Tonight's The Night
- American Stars 'n Baras
- Re*ac*tor
- Trans
- Everybody's Rockin'
- Old Ways
- Freedom
- Harvest Moon
- Lucky Thirteen (a compilation of his weird-ass genre experiments on Geffen in the 1980s)

I also had Buffalo Springfield's Greatest Hits and CSNY Deja Vu.

Today all I have is the CSNY album.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:27 PM (eMKNe)



Not "Rust Never Sleeps"? That's possibly his best album.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 10:33 PM (sdi6R)

160 I think Mark Hamill really felt ill about what happened to Luke, it is a rehash of Ben Kenobi losing Anakin to the Dark Side. But turned up a notch to make Luke seem a child killer when Anakin was a real baby Jedi killer.

Yeah the Finn/Rose sub-plot to get del Toro was a complete waste of film time. But Holdo and Leia are apparently the only two wise women "woke" enough to appreciate the plan of using the transports to run away.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 28, 2017 10:33 PM (Qvpyr)

161 You do realize that 1860 predated the Civil War, don't you?
Posted by: Weirddave at December 28, 2017 10:07 PM


Didja know that antebellum is a word often used in this context?

Didja know that Euell Gibbons was fond of goldenrod and wild hickory nuts?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2017 10:33 PM (DMUuz)

162 Hey, Miklos, you mentioned something about a triangular shaped "square" behind the market in Budapest.
Yes, the missus and I did walk thru it before embarcation.
I would love to return.
Anyplace where Soros is a fugitive is fine with me.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2017 10:33 PM (w7KSn)

163 155; no worries. no business. i'll just buy shit, and keep my mouth shut.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 10:33 PM (KP5rU)

164 153 I shot a man in Reno.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2017 10:31 PM (c8EhQ)

bluebell is that you?

Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2017 10:33 PM (9hz4k)

165
I heard screaming. And bullwhips cracking.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, bullwhips.

Posted by: Robert Mapplethorpe at December 28, 2017 10:34 PM (IqV8l)

166 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/946449937616777218

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/946450031816724481

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/946450128482783233

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/946450224368832512

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/946450319264935936

Posted by: kbdabear at December 28, 2017 10:34 PM (eh0Va)

167 in Pahrump it's sexual harassment to say the city name in your place of business. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:32 PM (eMKNe)

Actually not, if you have the right Nevada state license, and the name of your business involves "Ranch".

Posted by: Miklos from the Bunny Place at December 28, 2017 10:34 PM (zCyNd)

168 rickl, I kept meaning to get that one.

Oh, I also had his greatest hits album, Decade.

I also wanted to get his grunge album pair, Arc/Weld.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:34 PM (eMKNe)

169 So I am scared.....ever heard of icing?

I iced one of my son's teammates last year. My son's best friend is getting married in April and evidently there is planned revenge.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 28, 2017 10:34 PM (mMeIQ)

170 I'm gonna not listen to some Neil Young, right now.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 10:34 PM (Tm40M)

171 So you Morons had a Star Warbles thread without me...

Overall consensus of The Last Yeti?

Stunk worse than a dead Tauntaun?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 28, 2017 10:22 PM (Qvpyr)


[SPOILERS]

Good points:

1). Visually it looked like Star Wars, far more than Mr. Lens Flair or the prequels.

2). Retroactively explained why the Empire did a ground invasion on Hoth in Empire Strikes Back.

Bad points:

1). Vice-Admiral resting b***h face "thrusting" a blow against the patriarchy.

2). Snoke? LOL, wut about Snoke who carez!!1!

3). Leia become Superwoman.

4). Self-insert fanfic girl was self-insert fanfic.

5). Men are stoopid and reckless and have to be saved by the Mary Sue womyn.

6). Got Milk?

7). Proof that Harrison Ford was smart by having Han Solo killed in episode VII.

. Perfect Mary Sue super-force-user is perfect and it's all someone else's fault because *or course* the Mary Sue is perfect and doesn't have to actually train or develop as a character.

9). The First Order is now being run by the equivalent of Pinky & The Brain.

10). Evil rich KKKapitalist oppressors enslave children and animals while conspicuous consumption robber barons conspicuously consume.

Posted by: Long Ago, In A Hat Far, Far Away at December 28, 2017 10:34 PM (itfg0)

172 garrett, enjoy not listening to that. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:35 PM (eMKNe)

173 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/946450406682619905

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/946450512215527424

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/946450612216057857

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/946450717186895873

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/946450821557948421

Posted by: kbdabear at December 28, 2017 10:35 PM (eh0Va)

174 It's a pity Weirddave didn't take my hint in comment 26. I wanted to read that piece.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 28, 2017 10:35 PM (FUu/Z)

175 Actually Pinky and the Brain would be an improvement over Hulz and Kylo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 28, 2017 10:36 PM (Qvpyr)

176 Anyplace where Soros is a fugitive is fine with me.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2017 10:33 PM (w7KSn)

The food is great, the booze is cheap, and there are many thermal baths in the city.

Did you take one of the Danube cruises?

Posted by: Miklos from the Buda Place at December 28, 2017 10:36 PM (zCyNd)

177 159: rickl, lofty praise there. like saying nagasaki was our best explosion. or, peter norths' best tonsile washer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 10:36 PM (KP5rU)

178 I'm gonna not listen to Lou Reed, next!

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 10:37 PM (Tm40M)

179 One of my favorite Everybody Loves Raymond episodes, is the one about Frank's legendary lost jazz records.

"Hey Ray, if you need me, I'll be across the street, not listening to my jazz records."

I actually kinda wish the show's producer and head writer Phil Rosenthal had published on the web a list of what those LPs probably were. (I know that at least one, the Oscar Peterson album, is real.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:37 PM (eMKNe)

180 So I am scared.....ever heard of icing?

I iced one of my son's teammates last year. My son's best friend is getting married in April and evidently there is planned revenge.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 28, 2017 10:34 PM (mMeIQ)

-- would that make it hybrid icing?

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 10:37 PM (a2PHZ)

181 Thanks Mike! Just feel like I need a change from Western CO.
Posted by: Cheri
-------------

Oh, it'll be a change all right. Seriously, Charleston is quite nice, but it will be different than CO, any part of CO.

As an aside, a well-known Charleston Pharmacy was operated by my kin folk. Aimar Pharmacy, date(d) to ante bellum days.

The founder, George Washington Aimar, was known to my mother as 'Uncle Washie'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2017 10:37 PM (9tO1t)

182 Kreplach, that's true enough, and it's also a problem. The Founders really missed the mark in Article 3. They didn't envision a judicial tyranny, and didn't write enough checks on it. Marbury doesn't help either. SCOTUS is supreme because they say they are? That should never have been accepted. Rebalancing the judiciary is something that is going to have to be addressed if the Republic is to survive. We have bigger problems right now, and ironically an activist conservative judiciary may be the only way we can solve them, but ultimately we are going to HAVE to rein them in or our descendants are going to be ruled by an oligarchy of nine.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 28, 2017 10:38 PM (Nyyc4)

183 >>>that fucker sings like a donkey with a broken leg stuck in the mud.

Like a horse in the desert. With no name. Whose looking for a heart of gold. And getting old. But it's better to burn out than to fade away.

Posted by: wooga at December 28, 2017 10:38 PM (4JGaO)

184 garrett, LOL.

One of the few LPs I purchased back in the 1980s that I *didn't* like, was Mistrial by Lou Reed.

But then I may have just not gotten it. I also disliked the album "Tim" by the Replacements.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:38 PM (eMKNe)

185 Not "Rust Never Sleeps"? That's possibly his best album.
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 10:33 PM (sdi6R)

---------------------------------

Went to the concert. It was incredible. They took a giant tuning fork, hit it, and put the base of the tuning fork on the stage. The whole building vibrated. Of course, a few years later, they found stress cracks in the arena. (no idea how they got the whole building to resonate like they did, but it was a hoot)

Posted by: Blake at December 28, 2017 10:38 PM (WEBkv)

186 Not sure if you have seen this site yet All Hail Eris, but it might amuse you.

http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=12559

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 28, 2017 10:38 PM (Qvpyr)

187 The musicians in Budapest were also very, very good.
I should know.
Yes, Danube cruise.
I can recommend it heartily.
All but the 13 hour flight, but, if you gotta do it, Lufthansa is great.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2017 10:39 PM (w7KSn)

188 The founder, George Washington Aimar, was known to my mother as 'Uncle Washie'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2017 10:37 PM (9tO1t)

Did he coin the phrase "No tickee, no Washie"?

Posted by: Miklos upriver from CHS at December 28, 2017 10:39 PM (zCyNd)

189 That Amazon blurb is crap. They don't box that way - to take up space in a trailer. They don't have any idea what package is going into which initial trailer to get to UPS/FEDEX/USPS.

There is a yuuge Amazon warehouse near me. They pick, box and load the orders as they come in and, as quickly as possible, load them into either one of their own semi trailers, or directly into a UPS/FEDEX 53 ft trailer (or a USPS trailer). In the case of UPS, as soon as it is full, the trailer is driven to the UPS distribution point on the other side of town where it is unloaded, sorted, and reloaded onto the appropriate UPS trailer to move the packages on down the line. There are dozens of trailers Amazon has loaded every day that are driven over to the UPS facility.

We are a mid sized city - but to give you an idea of the volume, UPS handled over 500,000 packages, from our mid sized distribution point alone, two days before Christmas.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2017 10:39 PM (tr2D7)

190 In retrospect, there was a lot about The Last Jedi that didn't make sense or was annoying, but the only two things that really stuck out at me as I watched were the scene where Leia levitates herself back into the ship--which I could have accepted if they had bothered explaining it at all, but they didn't--and the scene where Rose stopped Finn from his attempt to sacrifice himself and blow up the big gun thing; because "an eye for an eye makes the world go blind." Or something equally stupid.

Posted by: T at December 28, 2017 10:39 PM (MmeCn)

191 i probably won't listen to eminem tonite either. fuckin dumbass cracker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 10:40 PM (KP5rU)

192 It should also be noted that nothing in that film made any strategic or tactical sense. The movie would have been over immediately if anyone had used even a few operating neurons...

Posted by: Long Ago, In A Hat Far, Far Away at December 28, 2017 10:40 PM (itfg0)

193 Dryer lint is exceptionally good for fire starter.
I save up for camping trips.
-----

If only that Jack London guy had some.

Posted by: The Dog at December 28, 2017 10:40 PM (9tO1t)

194 chavez, I *especially* enjoy not listening to Eminem.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:41 PM (eMKNe)

195 Tonypete, you're not in northern NV by any chance are you?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:41 PM (eMKNe)

196 Hat, you mean oh the First Order sending like two or more Super Star Destroyers back into hyper to leap ahead of the Princess Leia's white Ford Bronco in space?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 28, 2017 10:41 PM (Qvpyr)

197 >>I also disliked the album "Tim" by the Replacements.


Dude.

One of the best A-Side track ones of all time:

Hold My Life :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5e6A_EozH0

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 10:42 PM (Tm40M)

198 garrett, will give it a listen. Thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:42 PM (eMKNe)

199 Yep. Even moreso with a little Vaseline rubbed into it.
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 10:30 PM (Tm40M)


cotton balls with vaseline is a wonderful fire starter. Another, if you can do it, is cotton cloth with wax melted in it and allowed to harden.

Dryer lint is too fluffy to not stick to cold vaseline instead of the other way around

Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2017 10:42 PM (2K6fY)

200 Tonypete, you're not in northern NV by any chance are you?
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Nope - Ohio. For the time being - taxes be killing me. Heading south 18 months to 2 years.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2017 10:43 PM (tr2D7)

201 logprof.......hybrid? Going right over my head

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 28, 2017 10:43 PM (mMeIQ)

202 From the link:

A statement issued by leaders of Houston's Muslim community said the
imam's sermon "was deeply problematic and does not represent the views
or sentiments of the Houston Muslim community."


OK, Houston muslims, you got a problem. There are ways to deal with it. Do I have to spell them all out?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2017 10:43 PM (d6iST)

203 Did he coin the phrase "No tickee, no Washie"?
Posted by: Miklos
-------

Don't be absurd. But he did have a coin operated laundry, 'The Wishy-Washy Coin Laundry'

Posted by: The Dog at December 28, 2017 10:43 PM (cp1if)

204 I used to shop mail order catalogs before Algore invented the internet. Always appreciated the convenience.
Online shopping is great, too, especially when you live in a small town.



Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2017 10:43 PM (9hz4k)

205 Tin Jedi and Ewoks coming. George Lucas is on his own.

Posted by: Neil Young at December 28, 2017 10:44 PM (Tyii7)

206 Tonypete, thanks.

Thought maybe you were in Fallon, NV.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:44 PM (eMKNe)

207 'The Wishy-Washy Coin Laundry'

Posted by: The Dog at December 28, 2017 10:43 PM (cp1if)

You operated the machines by throwing coins into a fountain?

Posted by: Miklos upriver from CHS at December 28, 2017 10:44 PM (zCyNd)

208 logprof.......hybrid? Going right over my head
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 28, 2017 10:43 PM (mMeIQ)

--I was punning on icing in hockey. Only hockey fans would get it.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 10:45 PM (a2PHZ)

209 >>Dryer lint is too fluffy to not stick to cold vaseline instead of the other way around


We have ways of warming up the Vaseline on the mountain, my friend.

Posted by: Shep Smith - Sherpa at December 28, 2017 10:45 PM (Tm40M)

210 'The Wishy-Washy Coin Laundry'

C. Brown, proprietor.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:45 PM (eMKNe)

211 Left of the Dial, Bastards of Young, Little Mascara

Tim has a ton of great tunes.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 10:46 PM (Tm40M)

212 I'm behind the times, and just watched the Mark Hamill hates Star Wars video.

Is it my imagination, or did Lukey Mark go ghey?
He sounds quite effeminate.

Just an observation, not a judgment.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 28, 2017 10:46 PM (8iiMU)

213 I can remember when calling for someone to be murdered was a crime. Incitement? Conspiracy?
It's such a shame that laws are ignored any more.
Flaunted, even.
It's almost as if we have become lawless, or something.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2017 10:46 PM (w7KSn)

214 garrett, well, I was pretty young at the time... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:47 PM (eMKNe)

215 Got it! USA lost tonight darn it. They play Canada tomorrow afternoon outdoors.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 28, 2017 10:47 PM (mMeIQ)

216 Posted by: Weirddave at December 28, 2017 10:38 PM (Nyyc4)


In fairness to the Founders, I don't think anyone in their generation, at the national, state, or local level, anticipated the possibility that the judiciary could become the most powerful branch of government. The assumption back then was that the federal government's duties would mostly have to do with defense, revenue, and arbitrating disputes between member states, so there was no conception of a Court ruling on the things it now does. It was our great misfortune to get saddled with John Marshall as Chief Justice.

It's been my opinion for a while now that our only real recourse with the judiciary is to elect state and local officials who will refuse to comply with their orders. Private individuals should obviously get that into their head, too, but that will only go so far if their elected officials aren't also shielding them. If the actual impotence of the courts could be put on display, that would change a lot.

Posted by: T at December 28, 2017 10:48 PM (MmeCn)

217 196 Hat, you mean oh the First Order sending like two or more Super Star Destroyers back into hyper to leap ahead of the Princess Leia's white Ford Bronco in space?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 28, 2017 10:41 PM (Qvpyr)


Yup.

Or the new rebels using one of their ships to go grab more fuel to bring back, or use the smaller ships to take out the First Order's ships, or simply disperse the fleet to different sectors?

Of course, the fact that going through a solid object in hyperspace creates that kind of damage, why didn't the Empire just put big hyperjets on actual moons and destroy rebelling planets that way? It's way easier than building a Death Star or whatever the hell they had in Ep. VII and strategically wiser because you don't put your eggs all in one basket. It's not like they couldn't afford it, after all.

Posted by: Long Ago, In A Hat Far, Far Away at December 28, 2017 10:48 PM (itfg0)

218 Well, the Replacements were all about fuckitall raw energy performance.

Their good stuff, original lineup, is fantastic.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 10:48 PM (Tm40M)

219 why do some women like neil young? do they feel sorry for him? like an unwanted puppy?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 10:49 PM (KP5rU)

220 A statement issued by leaders of Houston's Muslim community said the

imam's sermon "was deeply problematic and does not represent the views

or sentiments of the Houston Muslim community."
----------

OK, Houston muslims, you got a problem. There are ways to deal with it. Do I have to spell them all out?
========================

AOP, he wasn't serious about stopping the Imam from expressing these kinds of views, only embarrassed anyone else noticed.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 28, 2017 10:49 PM (Po6Jc)

221 Icing for lacrosse players is hiding a bottle of Ice somewhere and if you find it you have to drink it

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 28, 2017 10:49 PM (mMeIQ)

222 Neil Young, dryer lint and boxes.

Pretty typical for an ONT thread.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2017 10:51 PM (c8EhQ)

223
154 Now I want to watch WoK.

Too bad Blockbuster is out of business.


Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2017 10:32 PM (9hz4k)


Netflix?

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2017 10:51 PM (cAnNx)

224 One of the few LPs I purchased back in the 1980s that I *didn't* like, was Mistrial by Lou Reed.

But then I may have just not gotten it. I also disliked the album "Tim" by the Replacements.


Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 10:38 PM


You got earlier ones before that though, right? New Sensations was his last great LP and with Mistrial in 86, he lost it, never to get it back.

Posted by: otho at December 28, 2017 10:51 PM (qGuLD)

225 Oh looks like its not on Netflix.

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2017 10:51 PM (cAnNx)

226 I'm still banging Darryl Hannah and you're all jealous!

Posted by: Neil Young at December 28, 2017 10:52 PM (8MK3R)

227 >> Bituminous or anthracite?

look at mr moneybags!

Lignite.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 28, 2017 10:52 PM (LWu6U)

228 BTW, Razorfist (AKA Thje Rageaholic)'s review of The Last Jedi is fun to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lojZXnH_978

I'm just waiting for the Mr. Plinkett review.

Posted by: The Cinimatic Hat at December 28, 2017 10:53 PM (itfg0)

229 226: in your dreams, trainboy. you just woke up wet.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 10:53 PM (KP5rU)

230 225 Oh looks like its not on Netflix.
Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2017 10:51 PM (cAnNx)

eBay. <$5

Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2017 10:53 PM (9hz4k)

231 @182

The fundamental problem is to reign in the courts would take congress restricting the jurisdiction of the inferior courts and the legislative and executive teaming up and telling the SCOTUS to go pound sand or an article V convention and adopting Levin's amendment suggestions.

Both of these scenarios are unlikely.

Our course set on a slow burn, building pressure and steam till an inevitable explosion.

But on our current immigration trajectory, there will not be enough Americans left for even that to occur.

We are not voting or governing ourselves out of our predicament.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 28, 2017 10:54 PM (5bwcO)

232 >> I'm still banging Darryl Hannah and you're all
>> jealous!

Well, she's blind since Uma Thurmond plucked her one eye out, right? Must be deaf too.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 10:54 PM (8O3HH)

233 OK, Houston muslims, you got a problem. There are ways to deal with it. Do I have to spell them all out?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2017 10:43 PM (d6iST)

I'm afraid that you do.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2017 10:54 PM (3/sUh)

234 A statement issued by leaders of Houston's Muslim community said

Quick! Find someone who speaks Arabic so we can send the real message to Wahabbi HQ!

Posted by: Houston's Muslim Leaders at December 28, 2017 10:54 PM (clYld)

235 >>If only that Jack London guy had some.

If only he wasn't a damn fool.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 28, 2017 10:55 PM (LWu6U)

236 Houston muslims will reach a compromise with Houston city officials to the effect that you may only kill Jews every other day, or something.

Posted by: navybrat at December 28, 2017 10:56 PM (w7KSn)

237 233; just houston muslims? really?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 10:56 PM (KP5rU)

238 Didja know that it is colder than Hillary Clinton's left tit in NW WI

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2017 10:04 PM (3/sUh)

It is -18C here in the yard at Peon Manor, so about 2 above zero F. Doubt that's much warmer than Hillary's titties.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2017 10:56 PM (d6iST)

239 And yet, you have an Amazon shopping link on the sidebar. Do you really believe the money earned from "our" purchases isn't used to prop up WaPo, GPS Fusion, or worse?

Posted by: Born Free at December 28, 2017 10:56 PM (B98mI)

240 Al Franken says he will keep fighting. Just not as a senator.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 10:57 PM (IqV8l)

241 So, what big plans do you all have for New Year's?

Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2017 10:57 PM (9hz4k)

242 And yet at the end of World War II, Canada had the fourth largest navy in the world.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2017 10:04 PM (Wd4KV)

Before my time, but real heavy on destroyers, corvettes, minesweepers and minelayers, etc. Our main role was anti-sub warfare, and convoy escort, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2017 10:58 PM (d6iST)

243 Hey Born Free......only choice they had in publishing. Ordered your copy yet?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 28, 2017 10:58 PM (mMeIQ)

244 until this country gets serious about the demented, bent on killing, cancer in this country, nothing will ever change. i'm becoming mostly pieceful.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 10:59 PM (KP5rU)

245 Charleston has changed significantly in the past few years. It has been growing at a huge rate and is suffering as a result. Traffic has become almost unbearable and real estate prices are through the roof. With that said, I still like it. Daughter lives there (with new grand son) so we visit regularly. It does get hot and humid in the Summer. Lots to do especially if you like being on or in the water.

Posted by: Agitator at December 28, 2017 10:59 PM (aMj7L)

246 Night, y'all.

Oh, and saw the new star wars thingy with free tickets.

It was worth every penny.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 28, 2017 11:00 PM (7LY+6)

247 pieceful?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 28, 2017 11:00 PM (mMeIQ)

248 I traded in my Old Lady for the Amazonian! I should write a song about that...

Posted by: Neil Young at December 28, 2017 11:01 PM (8MK3R)

249 I do get why Hamill is kind of pissed about Skywalker's portrayal. The authors of the Expanded Universe had one of his nephews go all darkside and he didn't go running away like a little bitch to die when that happened. Hell he had quite a few failures in training Jedi and he never quit.

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2017 11:02 PM (cAnNx)

250 The Houston imam will get off easy.

Now, if he ever finds himself in Sheila Jackson Lee's seat....

Posted by: Miklos upriver from CHS at December 28, 2017 11:03 PM (zCyNd)

251 238 Didja know that it is colder than Hillary Clinton's left tit in NW WI

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2017 10:04 PM (3/sUh)

It is -18C here in the yard at Peon Manor, so about 2 above zero F. Doubt that's much warmer than Hillary's titties.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2017 10:56 PM (d6iST)

Currently it is -5F.

We got over 0 today and had 3" of fluffy-dry snow.

WI Cold > Hillary's left tit

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2017 11:03 PM (3/sUh)

252 247: yes. ozzie and ac/dc have melloed me out.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:03 PM (KP5rU)

253 251: if her left tit is that cold, don't go for the mish. you'll lose your fingers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:05 PM (KP5rU)

254 Currently it is -5F.

We got over 0 today and had 3" of fluffy-dry snow.

Brrrrr!

Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2017 11:05 PM (9hz4k)

255 otho: unfortunately... no.

Lou's just one of these who always seemed to get lost in my wish list shuffle.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 11:05 PM (eMKNe)

256 Wow! Just watched replay of Bulls first NBA championship final game in 1991. Right after the win, the team huddled in the locker room and quietly recited, gulp, the Lord's Prayer. Michael Jordan, MVP of the series, in his first title win (after listening to criticism during the season that he couldn't lead the team to a title) was interviewed and was total class, crediting the team and deflecting talk about himself.

What a nice memory to wrap up the year with. League should gather some of these moments and show them to rookies as an example of how immortal players like MJ handled themselves.

Posted by: RM at December 28, 2017 11:06 PM (eP+dt)

257 228 BTW, Razorfist (AKA Thje Rageaholic)'s review of The Last Jedi is fun to watc

I like his style! Yes, that was fun.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2017 11:06 PM (clYld)

258 Amazon thing sounds like a kludgy solution. Aren't
there multiple hubs to which packages are shipped and then reshipped on
different trucks? I'd think the solution would be to do it at the truck
level, using bubble wrap. Not at the order level.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 28, 2017 10:23 PM (/qEW2)

If Amazon, or their shipping contractors, are concerned about packages rolling around loose in the back of cargo vans, why not equip the vehicles with huge airbags attached to the inside of the roof, and provided with two-way blowers to inflate them to gently restrain the cargo while under way, and to deflate them when stopped to take on or discharge cargo?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2017 11:06 PM (d6iST)

259 240 Al Franken says he will keep fighting. Just not as a senator.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 10:57 PM (IqV8l

And sane people will keep on not caring.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 28, 2017 11:06 PM (nBr1j)

260 You know it drives Franken crazy that he's gotta leave, and Ted Cruz doesn't.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 11:07 PM (eMKNe)

261 re: photo circa 1860. vic and i were on that flight. he was the pilot. i took the photo, i was looking for prewar mish. he was pissed. all business, that guy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:08 PM (KP5rU)

262 Darth Brain, "General Pinky stop that before I Force Choke you."

Anyway, just put in my Star Trek II:The Wrath of Khan DVD. Live long and prosper, it is a box set that includes all six TOS movies. Still refuse to watch the DVD with V on it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 28, 2017 11:09 PM (Qvpyr)

263 Al Franken says he will keep fighting. Just not as a senator.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 10:57 PM (IqV8l

Does the Al Franken action figure come with Kung-Fu grope?

Posted by: GPS Fusion Miklos at December 28, 2017 11:09 PM (zCyNd)

264 chavez, you sitting next to Brian Williams, right? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 11:09 PM (eMKNe)

265 Franken was sacrificed to make way for an attack on The Donald.

Another one of those boomerang deals. Couldn't happen to a more deserving fella.

Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2017 11:09 PM (9hz4k)

266 240 Al Franken says he will keep fighting. Just not as a senator.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at Decem

-------

For wimmenz dignity, no doubt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2017 11:09 PM (c8EhQ)

267 241 So, what big plans do you all have for New Year's?

Posted by: ALH



Watch football. Watch the Twilight Zone marathon on SyFy. Drink some beer. I'm edgy and exciting!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2017 11:09 PM (peJQi)

268 If Amazon, or their shipping contractors, are concerned about packages rolling around loose in the back of cargo vans, why not equip the vehicles with huge airbags attached to the inside of the roof, and provided with two-way blowers to inflate them to gently restrain the cargo while under way, and to deflate them when stopped to take on or discharge cargo?


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2017 11:06 PM (d6iST)



Because, I imagine, a bigger cardboard box with a one of those plastic airbags in it to fill the space is ultimately cheaper than fitting a massive fleet of trailers.

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2017 11:10 PM (cAnNx)

269 >> So, what big plans do you all have for New Year's?


I'm going to cook a nice dinner, smoke a fat bowl and not listen to Neil Young.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 11:11 PM (Tm40M)

270 You know it drives Franken crazy that he's gotta leave, and Ted Cruz doesn't.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 11:07 PM (eMKNe)

Franken won't even be there to denounce Cruz's nomination to the Supreme Court.

That's gotta hurt.

Posted by: Associate Justice Miklos at December 28, 2017 11:11 PM (zCyNd)

271 264: yup. dodging sniper fire and shit, as we speak. williams is a drooling, fucking, poser though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:11 PM (KP5rU)

272
If Amazon, or their shipping contractors, are concerned about packages rolling around loose in the back of cargo vans, why not equip the vehicles with huge airbags attached to the inside of the roof, and provided with two-way blowers to inflate them to gently restrain the cargo while under way, and to deflate them when stopped to take on or discharge cargo?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Call George Foreman at InventHelp

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 11:12 PM (IqV8l)

273 Franken reminds me of the black knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail--no arms, no legs, but still fighting.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 28, 2017 11:12 PM (nBr1j)

274 Miklos, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 11:13 PM (eMKNe)

275 >>>Houston imam calls for Muslims to kill Jews.

Al-Rousan had delivered his inflammatory speech on Dec. 8, two days after President Donald Trump announced the United States' recognition of Jerusalem as Israel's capital.


I think it's pretty obvious what's going on. This Imam was pro-Jewish pro-Israel until Trump turned him into an anti-semite. Trump's ability to create and spread toxic hate is alarming. Something must be done about this man before he incites Muslims to commit another terrorist attack.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 28, 2017 11:13 PM (/qEW2)

276 Brian Williams? Sniper fire?

What a crock.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 28, 2017 11:13 PM (zCyNd)

277 269: the only thing i'm missing is the fat bowl. shit, my life sucks ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:13 PM (KP5rU)

278 273 Franken reminds me of the black knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail--no arms, no legs, but still fighting.

He reminds you of Matt?

Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2017 11:13 PM (9hz4k)

279 It will be hard for Al to adjust to life without an eager, highly paid staff to pretend like they give a shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2017 11:14 PM (c8EhQ)

280 I may even do something outrageously decadent on New Years Eve. Wash clothes!! I know how to party Yo!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2017 11:14 PM (peJQi)

281 I may even do something outrageously decadent on New Years Eve. Wash clothes!! I know how to party Yo!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2017 11:14 PM (peJQi)

Put pics of dryer on Tumblr!

Posted by: Miklos! at December 28, 2017 11:16 PM (zCyNd)

282 280 I may even do something outrageously decadent on New Years Eve. Wash clothes!! I know how to party Yo!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2017 11:14 PM (peJQi)



Hey...what happens in the laundry room stays in the laundry room.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2017 11:16 PM (+lOpA)

283 Put pics of dryer on Tumblr!
Posted by: Miklos! at December 28, 2017 11:16 PM (zCyNd)

ISWYDT.

Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2017 11:17 PM (9hz4k)

284 AOP, he wasn't serious about stopping the Imam from expressing these kinds of views, only embarrassed anyone else noticed.


Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 28, 2017 10:49 PM (Po6Jc)

Yeah. I know that. I will know that the "muslim community" takes that sort of thing seriously when they start finding dead imams in ditches.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2017 11:17 PM (d6iST)

285 282: not really, ask eva notti.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:18 PM (KP5rU)

286 Stage Fright is prob my fav Band song

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 28, 2017 11:18 PM (PUmDY)

287 and not listen to Neil Young.
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 11:11 PM (Tm40M)

Why you gotta be that way?

Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2017 11:19 PM (PrVhQ)

288 286: cripple creek. ftw.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:19 PM (KP5rU)

289 And then there's Linda Ronstadt.

"Love is a nose, but you better not pick it..." :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe)

290 Currently it is -5F.

We got over 0 today and had 3" of fluffy-dry snow.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2017 11:03 PM (3/sUh)


Swimming weather!

Did the Penguin Plunge when I lived in Rhode Island. Hung over on Jan 1st, getting down to a swim suit and a bow tie, squawking like a penguin as you waddle into the bay. Good times ... Everything was okay as I went in waist deep. When I dove in fully, though ... whoa Nelly!

Yeah ... it was cold. But it was fun.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2017 11:20 PM (8gDQu)

291 There goes the last of the pie from Christmas.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 28, 2017 11:20 PM (IcT7t)

292 Blanco, no worries. Next Christmas is only 360 days away.

(I'm not entirely kidding. It seems to come faster every year.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 11:21 PM (eMKNe)

293 Bad night in the Bronx

https://tinyurl.com/y8gplt5v

Posted by: tu3031 at December 28, 2017 11:21 PM (O5Q3r)

294 otho: unfortunately... no.

Lou's just one of these who always seemed to get lost in my wish list shuffle.


Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 11:05 PM


Oh, jeez steve... your timing with trying Reed was unfortunate! Apart from the obvious VU releases, you can't go wrong with


Transformer


Sally Can't Dance


Berlin (but, it's an acquired taste)


... for his best, look at...


Street Hassle


Rock n Roll Animal


The Blue Mask


New Sensations


Take No Prisoners (live)

Posted by: otho at December 28, 2017 11:22 PM (qGuLD)

295 Trump Is The President Of THE Blessed USA!
WOW
THank GOD Imagine What is next.

Posted by: vizzy at December 28, 2017 11:22 PM (s5Khz)

296 Finally finished season 2 of Stranger Things.

Enjoyed it more than season 1.

I wonder how is season 3 is going to start.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:22 PM (a2PHZ)

297 The Weight

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 11:23 PM (Tm40M)

298 otho, thanks.

There's a number of groups and artists I have yet to catch up to, even after all these years.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 11:23 PM (eMKNe)

299 I wonder how is season 3 is going to start.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:22 PM (a2PHZ)

Intro credits?

Posted by: Miklos! at December 28, 2017 11:23 PM (zCyNd)

300 >>>Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2017 11:06 PM (d6iST)

That's elegant. But I like bubblewrap.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 28, 2017 11:23 PM (/qEW2)

301 297: very worthy. forgot that one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:24 PM (KP5rU)

302 Otho, did you like Songs for Drella?

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:25 PM (a2PHZ)

303 Groups I know exist, but that I know next to nothing about, or have never heard anything of theirs outside of maybe 1-2 songs:

Roxy Music
Giuffria
Marillion
Savoy Brown
Vanilla Fudge
Canned Heat
Queens of the Stone Age
Triumph
UFO
Leon Russell
Leonard Cohen

... a lot of others I could name.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 11:25 PM (eMKNe)

304

Lou Reed "Turn to Me" from New Senations 1984...


https://youtu.be/b4SYBROfHTA


Posted by: otho at December 28, 2017 11:25 PM (qGuLD)

305 Did someone f up the margins again?

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:25 PM (a2PHZ)

306 was deeply problematic and does not represent the views
or sentiments of the Houston Muslim community.


...For now, he didn't add.

What does shari'a say? For the Muslim (or for the Jew or the Christian for that matter) what MUH COMMUNITY thinks doesn't matter. What matters is what G-d thinks. If the texts say "go kill Jews" that's what you have to do.

The Christian and Jewish texts, obviously, don't preach that shit. The Islamic texts on the other hand . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2017 11:26 PM (/Ioag)

307 9 I wonder how is season 3 is going to start.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:22 PM (a2PHZ)

Intro credits?
Posted by: Miklos! at December 28, 20

--Nope.

Every episode has a cold open

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:27 PM (a2PHZ)

308 lou reed with metallica, "sweet jane" is alright.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:27 PM (KP5rU)

309 How can I post?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 28, 2017 11:27 PM (PUmDY)

310 Is Metallica still together and recording?

I've heard Hetfield and Ulrich hate each other.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 11:28 PM (eMKNe)

311 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at December 28, 2017 11:28 PM (c8EhQ)

312 How can I post?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 28, 2017 11:27 PM (PUmDY)

Slowly, 'cause we can't read too fast.

Posted by: Navin Molnar at December 28, 2017 11:28 PM (zCyNd)

313 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Writing reviews telling us how crappy the latest Star Whores flick is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 28, 2017 11:29 PM (IcT7t)

314 Garrett, roxyy music? Which songs?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 28, 2017 11:29 PM (PUmDY)

315 How can I post?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 28, 2017 11:27 PM (PUmDY)

Slowly, 'cause we can't read too fast.
Posted by: Navin Molnar at December 28, 2017 11:28 PM (zCyNd)

--Yeah, most of us read with only one hand

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:30 PM (a2PHZ)

316 305 Did someone f up the margins again?
Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:25 PM (a2PHZ)

-----------

No, that's just ice cream.

Posted by: The Penguin at December 28, 2017 11:30 PM (c8EhQ)

317 310: no idea, steve. but, yes, they hate each other. ulrich is an elitist, sjw, fucktard. hetfield don't play that shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:30 PM (KP5rU)

318 Every episode has a cold open

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:27 PM (a2PHZ)

Cool-maybe I'll have to look into this TeeVee thingamajig none of the kids are talking about.

Posted by: Navin Molnar at December 28, 2017 11:30 PM (zCyNd)

319
Leon Russell
... a lot of others I could name.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Shelter People
Carney

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 11:30 PM (IqV8l)

320 lou reed with metallica, "sweet jane" is alright.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:27 PM (KP5rU)


The Cowboy Junkies do a nice cover of Sweet Jane.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2017 11:30 PM (8gDQu)

321 269 >> So, what big plans do you all have for New Year's?


I'm going to cook a nice dinner, smoke a fat bowl and not listen to Neil Young.
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 11:11 PM (Tm40M)

Enjoyable.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2017 11:31 PM (3/sUh)

322 Slowly, 'cause we can't read too fast.


We can read fast. We're smart! Not like they say.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2017 11:31 PM (+lOpA)

323 320: good to know. thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:31 PM (KP5rU)

324 The Last Jedi is SO crappy...

HOW CRAPPY IS IT, JOHNNY?

It's so crappy, it's sponsored by Rid-X!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 11:31 PM (eMKNe)

325 Oh shit, Mark Scheifele out 6-8 weeks for the Jets

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:32 PM (a2PHZ)

326 This is quite literally the stupidest story ever published:

From the Washington Examiner: Former White House intern poses with 'white power' hand gesture in photo with Trump: Report

http://tinyurl.com/ycsr77xm

Posted by: Rgallegos at December 28, 2017 11:32 PM (59GQk)

327 Chavez, sounds about right.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 11:32 PM (eMKNe)

328 It's so crappy, it's sponsored by Rid-X!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 11:31 PM (eMKNe)

Huh. I thought it was Ritalin...

Posted by: M. Molnar at December 28, 2017 11:33 PM (zCyNd)

329 Didja know why sometimes you get small items in great big boxes? I ordered school supplies for Little once and got a ruler in a box that could have held an end table.

Lol. That's quite funny.

Jeff Bezos is a robber baron and worshipper of Mammon-matephorically speaking. Amazon is a bit better to work in than a sweat shop. They don't care how many employees they burn through. They're always more . Eventually Bezos will have robots so he doesn't even have to deal with real people in order to get widgets out faster to the people who need them today, I hope he was visited with three ghosts on Christmas; He needs it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2017 11:33 PM (8+Ozj)

330 This is quite literally the stupidest story ever published:



From the Washington Examiner: Former White House intern poses with 'white power' hand gesture in photo with Trump: Report



http://tinyurl.com/ycsr77xm


I'm sure the editor was OK with it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 28, 2017 11:33 PM (IcT7t)

331 Has anyone heard from Peaches this week?

That massive cold front has me worried about her!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 28, 2017 11:33 PM (QU+qf)

332 >>Mark Scheifele out 6-8 weeks for the Jets


That shoulder from injury from last night?

He was on a tear, too.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 11:34 PM (Tm40M)

333
"Hello" is alt-right hate speech.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 11:34 PM (IqV8l)

334 Canadian losses (all causes):

1940
Date Vessel Type Class
Royal Canadian Navy 25 Jun 1940 HMCS Fraser (H 4 Destroyer C
Royal Canadian Navy 19 Oct 1940 HMCS Bras d'Or Minesweeper
Royal Canadian Navy 22 Oct 1940 HMCS Margaree (H 49) Destroyer D

1941
Date Vessel Type Class
Royal Canadian Navy 26 Mar 1941 HMCS Otter Armed Yacht
Royal Canadian Navy 19 Sep 1941 HMCS Levis (i) (K 115) Corvette Flower
Royal Canadian Navy 7 Dec 1941 HMCS Windflower (K 155) Corvette Flower

1942
Date Vessel Type Class
Royal Canadian Navy 11 Feb 1942 HMCS Spikenard (K 19 Corvette Flower
Royal Canadian Navy 7 Sep 1942 HMCS Raccoon Armed Yacht
Royal Canadian Navy 11 Sep 1942 HMCS Charlottetown (i) (K 244) Corvette Flower
Royal Canadian Navy 14 Sep 1942 HMCS Ottawa (i) (H 60) Destroyer C

1943
Date Vessel Type Class
Royal Canadian Navy 6 Feb 1943 HMCS Louisburg (i) (K 143) Corvette Flower
Royal Canadian Navy 22 Feb 1943 HMCS Weyburn (K 173) Corvette Flower
Royal Canadian Navy 20 Sep 1943 HMCS St. Croix (I 81) Destroyer Town
Royal Canadian Navy 31 Oct 1943 HMCS Chedabucto (J 16 Minesweeper Bangor

1944
Date Vessel Type Class
Royal Canadian Navy 29 Apr 1944 HMCS Athabaskan (i) (G 07) Destroyer Tribal
Royal Canadian Navy 7 May 1944 HMCS Valleyfield (K 329) Frigate River
Royal Canadian Navy 1 Jul 1944 HMCS MTB 460 (MTB 460) Motor Torpedo Boat BPB 72 feet-type
Royal Canadian Navy 7 Jul 1944 HMCS MTB 463 (MTB 463) Motor Torpedo Boat BPB 72 feet-type
Royal Canadian Navy 8 Aug 1944 HMCS Regina (K 234) Corvette Flower
Royal Canadian Navy 21 Aug 1944 HMCS Alberni (K 103) Corvette Flower
Royal Canadian Navy 25 Oct 1944 HMCS Skeena (D 59) Destroyer A
Royal Canadian Navy 25 Nov 1944 HMCS Shawinigan (K 136) Corvette Flower
Royal Canadian Navy 24 Dec 1944 HMCS Clayoquot (J 174) Minesweeper Bangor

1945
Date Vessel Type Class
Royal Canadian Navy 14 Feb 1945 HMCS MTB 459 (MTB 459) Motor Torpedo Boat BPB 72 feet-type
Royal Canadian Navy 14 Feb 1945 HMCS MTB 461 (MTB 461) Motor Torpedo Boat BPB 72 feet-type
Royal Canadian Navy 14 Feb 1945 HMCS MTB 462 (MTB 462) Motor Torpedo Boat BPB 72 feet-type
Royal Canadian Navy 14 Feb 1945 HMCS MTB 465 (MTB 465) Motor Torpedo Boat BPB 72 feet-type
Royal Canadian Navy 14 Feb 1945 HMCS MTB 466 (MTB 466) Motor Torpedo Boat BPB 72 feet-type
Royal Canadian Navy 22 Feb 1945 HMCS Trentonian (K 36 Corvette Flower (rev.)
Royal Canadian Navy 17 Mar 1945 HMCS Guysborough (J 52) Minesweeper Bangor
Royal Canadian Navy 16 Apr 1945 HMCS Esquimalt (J 272) Minesweeper Bangor

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2017 11:34 PM (w1zJX)

335 I was posting with one thumb

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 28, 2017 11:34 PM (PUmDY)

336 The Cowboy Junkies do a nice cover of Sweet Jane.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2017 11:30 PM (8gDQu)

--Their 10 minute live version is great.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:34 PM (a2PHZ)

337 The "OK" sign is white power.


Okay.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2017 11:35 PM (+lOpA)

338 Jeff Bezos is a robber baron and worshipper of Mammon-matephorically speaking. Amazon is a bit better to work in than a sweat shop. They don't care how many employees they burn through. They're always more . Eventually Bezos will have robots so he doesn't even have to deal with real people in order to get widgets out faster to the people who need them today, I hope he was visited with three ghosts on Christmas; He needs it.

--------

Wow. This is a rather dystopian vision of things.

*puffs pipe thoughtfully*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2017 11:35 PM (c8EhQ)

339 326: what is a white power "hand gesture?" i must know for future reference. i go to alot of mixed "get togethers."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:35 PM (KP5rU)

340 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2017 11:20 PM (8gDQu)

Never had the urge to do the "Polar Plunge" as they call them here.

The first blast of really cold weather continues to hit me harder and harder every year. In my teens I would go rabbit hunting in this crap all the time.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2017 11:35 PM (3/sUh)

341 WWII losses (all causes)

Losses by navy


Royal Navy Royal Navy (110
US Navy US Navy (487)
Soviet Navy Soviet Navy (13
French Navy French Navy (95)
Royal Dutch Navy Royal Dutch Navy (59)
Royal Canadian Navy Royal Canadian Navy (31)
Royal Hellenic Navy Royal Hellenic Navy (26)
Royal Norwegian Navy Royal Norwegian Navy (23)
Royal Australian Navy Royal Australian Navy (16)
Royal Indian Navy Royal Indian Navy (12)
Polish Navy Polish Navy (12)
Free French Navy Free French Navy (9)
Italian Navy Italian Navy (7)
United States Coast Guard United States Coast Guard (5)
Royal New Zealand Navy Royal New Zealand Navy (2)
Brazilian Navy Brazilian Navy (2)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2017 11:36 PM (w1zJX)

342 I was posting with one thumb

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 28, 2017 11:34 PM (PUmDY)

That explains the eye patch.

Posted by: M. Molnar at December 28, 2017 11:36 PM (zCyNd)

343 Every day since Christmas has felt like Saturday.


And not the good kind.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #ChiefsAFCWestChamps at December 28, 2017 11:36 PM (8xpRQ)

344
Lou Reed "Sweet Jane" from Rock n Roll Animal 1974...


https://youtu.be/7FdWPeHFAMk


Posted by: otho at December 28, 2017 11:36 PM (qGuLD)

345 Thanks for the ONT.

The trailer for Wrath of Khan is not bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2017 11:36 PM (ycWCI)

346 This is quite literally the stupidest story ever published:

Open eyed
Burn the page
My little Dark Age

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 28, 2017 11:36 PM (/Ioag)

347 331 Has anyone heard from Peaches this week?

That massive cold front has me worried about her!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 28, 2017 11:33 PM (QU+qf)

Yes, she was posting that her heat pump brought cold air in from outdoors. She has high ceilings and it sounds like it was cold at her new casa.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 28, 2017 11:36 PM (Ri/rl)

348 I am completely without Roxy Music knowledge. Besides the Nipples and Bush on the album covers.

I know absolutely nothing of their music, though I know there are at least 3 of their albums in my basement.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 11:36 PM (Tm40M)

349 Frogs vs. Cardinal is a shootout.

Wasn't long ago TCU was known for defense.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:37 PM (a2PHZ)

350 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2017 11:35 PM (c8EhQ)

Only dystopian from having a husband who worked in the warehouse. At least he got pee breaks. The drivers in England apparently had to pee in bottles in their trucks to keep up with the demands.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2017 11:38 PM (8+Ozj)

351 141,
"At the peak of my CD collecting back in the 1990s, I had all the following Neil Young albums:
"

============

I used to listen to him quite a lot back in the 70s -90s. My favorites were the first two "Neil Young" and "Everybody Knows This is Nowhere." Probably have them on vinyl along with some others and a Laserdisc of a concert when "Rust Never Sleeps" was the album out.

Saw CSNY at an auditorium in Ann Arbor sometime in the 70s where they did a 20 minute jam on "Down by the River." His strident politics has turned me off from listening anymore

Posted by: geoffb at December 28, 2017 11:38 PM (zOpu5)

352 Helluva scoring play by TCU. 100yd TD reception.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 28, 2017 11:38 PM (yzxic)

353 I liked Kylo Ren in Last Jedi.

Rey is still as wooden as that Twilight actress.

Rose is the stereotypical Asian woman driver. She'll crash into you but it's your own fault and really you should be thanking her.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 28, 2017 11:38 PM (hMwEB)

354 The cold-weather stuff reminds me...

This year's Undie Run at Chapman College in Orange County:

https://tinyurl.com/y7t3f3a4

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 28, 2017 11:38 PM (eMKNe)

355 "Hello" is alt-right hate speech.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 11:34 PM (IqV8l)


Edison invented "hello" so it's clearly not alt. It's DC-right hate speech, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2017 11:39 PM (8gDQu)

356
I am completely without Roxy Music knowledge. Besides the Nipples and Bush on the album covers.



I know absolutely nothing of their music, though I know there are at least 3 of their albums in my basement.


You just keep it down there to entertain your victims while you're away?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 28, 2017 11:39 PM (IcT7t)

357 Dropped pass on the 2pt conversion. TCU 29 Stanford 31. Early in 4th.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 28, 2017 11:39 PM (yzxic)

358 You rich guys with your "pee breaks"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2017 11:39 PM (c8EhQ)

359 Howdy, beloved Horde!

I received my cookbooks today!

*happy dance*

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 28, 2017 11:40 PM (/A+Cl)

360 Can't Houston bring criminal charges agains the imam who wants to kill Jews?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2017 11:40 PM (8+Ozj)

361 NY is not bad.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 28, 2017 11:40 PM (PUmDY)

362 "More Than This" by Roxy Music is in the distinguished category of great song /terrible video

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:40 PM (a2PHZ)

363 359 Howdy, beloved Horde!

I received my cookbooks today!

*happy dance*
Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 28, 2017 11:40 PM (/A+Cl)

I did a dorky happy dance when I received my cookbooks too.

It's a great book.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 28, 2017 11:42 PM (Ri/rl)

364 neil young is the dripping penis of music. partake at your own risk.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:42 PM (KP5rU)

365 Edison invented "hello" so it's clearly not alt. It's DC-right hate speech, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2017 11:39 PM (8gDQu)

Actually, "hello" or "hallo" is from the Hungarian for "I hear".

From one of Bell's assistants, Tivadar Puskas, who invented the switchboard and oversaw the first telephone systems in Paris and Budapest.

Posted by: M. Molnar, historian of technology at December 28, 2017 11:42 PM (zCyNd)

366 RnR Animal is very great

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 28, 2017 11:42 PM (PUmDY)

367 362 "More Than This" by Roxy Music is in the distinguished category of great song /terrible video
Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:40 PM (a2PHZ)

I saw Roxy Music in the early 80s at the Santa Barbara County Bowl.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 28, 2017 11:42 PM (Ri/rl)

368 The first blast of really cold weather continues to hit me harder and harder every year. In my teens I would go rabbit hunting in this crap all the time.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2017 11:35 PM (3/sUh)


Yeah, when I was young the cold never bothered me. I rarely wore gloves and could be outside in winter in a t-shirt with no problems. Now ... I bundle up like Nanook before I step outside in sub-freezing temps and I try to get back inside as quickly as I possibly can.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2017 11:43 PM (8gDQu)

369 Not a huge Star Wars fan. Darth Snape needs to die.

Posted by: NCKate at December 28, 2017 11:43 PM (rJVzN)

370
what is a white power "hand gesture?"

Be seeing you...

https://youtu.be/QY9oWfkKt6A

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 11:44 PM (IqV8l)

371 have two cookbooks. giving one to an ex chief of police. he'll love it. actually, retired chief.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:44 PM (KP5rU)

372 That Wrath of Khan trailer is missing something... a kickass classic rock anthem to pull it together. Boston's "More Than a Feeling" or Judas Priest's "You Got Another Thing Comin"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 28, 2017 11:44 PM (jn7FC)

373 Went to see "Darkest Hour" today. I think the wind and cold was going to kill me, so I'm with whoever it was above who said the cold affects them more as they get older. On the other hand, it's always a chance to thank God that we have a heater that works. We've head heaters that have boron down in cold weather before. Ugh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2017 11:45 PM (8+Ozj)

374 Kristy Alley was really hot in 1982.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 28, 2017 11:45 PM (rnAwa)

375 >> have two cookbooks. giving one to an ex chief of police. he'll love it. actually, retired chief.


I read that as Chef of Police.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 11:45 PM (Tm40M)

376 Damn two big TDs in a row for the Frogs

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:45 PM (a2PHZ)

377 Out of the Blue is a ridiculously great song by any band

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 28, 2017 11:46 PM (PUmDY)

378 TCU takes the lead with a punt runback for a TD.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 28, 2017 11:46 PM (yzxic)

379 TCU 36 Standford 31

Posted by: Country Singer at December 28, 2017 11:47 PM (yzxic)

380 Actually, "hello" or "hallo" is from the Hungarian for "I hear".

From one of Bell's assistants, Tivadar Puskas, who invented the switchboard and oversaw the first telephone systems in Paris and Budapest.

Posted by: M. Molnar, historian of technology at December 28, 2017 11:42 PM (zCyNd)


Not sure where you got that story from. Pretty much everyone in the world credits Edison with "hello". Bell wanted to go with the seafaring "Ahoy".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2017 11:47 PM (8gDQu)

381 Yeah, when I was young the cold never bothered me. I rarely wore gloves and could be outside in winter in a t-shirt with no problems. Now ... I bundle up like Nanook before I step outside in sub-freezing temps and I try to get back inside as quickly as I possibly can.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2017 11:43 PM (8gDQu)

I was in New York in the winter and it was 20 degrees. I have never felt so cold in my life. I don't know how anyone deals with that. I was freezing. Then when we arrived at wherever we were going I kept dropping my glove, I had a heavy coat, hat. Also, I was hot in the museums.
My husband says I'm high maintenance, I kept dropping my scarf or a glove, he always found them though.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 28, 2017 11:47 PM (Ri/rl)

382
Frogs vs. Cardinal is a shootout.

Not to mention frog vs mouse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 11:48 PM (IqV8l)

383 375; actually, he could be a chef. it's weird, i have a retired chief as a good friend. he would have locked me up back in the day. i was a and still am a fuckup.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:48 PM (KP5rU)

384 I have clothing from the 1800's Great Grandmothers wedding dress and her widows weeds.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2017 11:48 PM (8+Ozj)

385 Otho, did you like Songs for Drella?


Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:25 PM



Not really, no. Was disappointed. He lost what made Reed for me. From 85 on, he just didn't rock anymore. Lyrics still good, but he mellowed too much. Plus, he started to lose his voice. My humble theory is that while he was fucked up, he rocked. When he went straight, he got a rush of creativity and energy producing arguably his best work, from The Blue Mask to New Senations... but, that ebbed away and he got bored or something.

Posted by: otho at December 28, 2017 11:49 PM (qGuLD)

386 have two cookbooks. giving one to an ex chief of police. he'll love it. actually, retired chief.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:44 PM (KP5rU)

It may be wise to decline to answer questions about the recipe for "Hobo Stew".

Posted by: M. Molnar, who finds hobo stringy at December 28, 2017 11:49 PM (zCyNd)

387 Nice elbows on the TCU cheerleaders

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:49 PM (a2PHZ)

388 Bell wanted to go with the seafaring "Ahoy".

And his brother, Bunny, wanted to go with "Hello Sailor."

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 28, 2017 11:49 PM (t3kPl)

389 Sargon of Akkad's review of The Last Jedi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPsRp7uUXUk

Posted by: The Cinimatic Hat at December 28, 2017 11:50 PM (itfg0)

390 I am completely without Roxy Music knowledge. Besides the Nipples and Bush on the album covers.

I know absolutely nothing of their music, though I know there are at least 3 of their albums in my basement.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 11:36 PM (Tm40M)


Roxy's first album "Roxy Music" is one of the greatest albums, ever.

Here's one of my favorite songs from "Stranded" - Mother of Pearl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5bM_lIRMao

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2017 11:50 PM (8gDQu)

391
Bell wanted to go with the seafaring "Ahoy".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Don Ameche used Ahoy as Bell in the movie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 11:51 PM (IqV8l)

392
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2017 11:43 PM (8gDQu)

So I'm not the only one?
Should be setting the ice shack out this weekend. Highs over the weekend are below 0. Not sure if I will.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2017 11:51 PM (3/sUh)

393 Posted by: CaliGirl at December 28, 2017 11:47 PM (Ri/rl)

In the winter time we usually have a bunch of mismatched gloves because we lose them. I look like a dork because I wear one brown glove and one black one and don't care. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2017 11:51 PM (8+Ozj)

394 Bell wanted to go with the seafaring "Ahoy".

And his brother, Bunny, wanted to go with "Hello Sailor."
Posted by: In Vino Veritits
-------------

This, this is why I visit this sink of depravity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2017 11:52 PM (9tO1t)

395 TCU have lovely cheerleaders. Fun game to watch. Hope TCU wins.

Was watching a TCU home game on TV a few years ago. It wasn't a Chamber of Commerce day in Ft. Worth. Cold, windy, and a combo rain/sleet/ice. Those TCU cheerleaders still looked gorgeous and they had been in those elements the whole game.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2017 11:52 PM (peJQi)

396 Actually, "hello" or "hallo" is from the Hungarian for "I hear".

Posted by: M. Molnar, historian of technology at December 28, 2017 11:42 PM (zCyNd)


BTW, you're starting to sound like Gus, the father, from My Big Fat Greek Hungarian Wedding

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2017 11:52 PM (8gDQu)

397 Not sure where you got that story from. Pretty much everyone in the world credits Edison with "hello". Bell wanted to go with the seafaring "Ahoy".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2017 11:47 PM (8gDQu)

Edison was, and is, quite notorious for not giving credit to his assistants and collaborators.

Puskas was one of Edison's main collaborators, and was Edison's European representative.

Edison invented many things, but the Hungarian word "Hallom" is probably not one.

Posted by: The University of Molnar, M. Molnar, prop. at December 28, 2017 11:53 PM (zCyNd)

398 This game is just big play after big play

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:53 PM (a2PHZ)

399 374
Kristy Alley was really hot in 1982.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 28, 2017 11:45 PM (rnAwa)

Yes she was. I first fell in love with her when she played that Vulcan chick.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 28, 2017 11:53 PM (8iiMU)

400 edison was an asshole. he fucked everybody he could. fucking tyrant.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:54 PM (KP5rU)

401 Vanilla Fudge takes a song and slllooooowsssss it down.

And I like Neil Young. When my husband died, Tonight's the Night was like a drunken wake. I don't like everything he's done and it's too bad he's such an awful Leftie.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 28, 2017 11:55 PM (Lqy/e)

402 My husband says I'm high maintenance, I kept dropping my scarf or a glove, he always found them though.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 28, 2017 11:47 PM (Ri/rl)

Hard to believe.

No wonder why he talks in his sleep

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2017 11:55 PM (3/sUh)

403 I have clothing from the 1800's Great Grandmothers wedding dress and her widows weeds.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
---------

Ah. The clothes of our ancients. What are we to do with them?

I still wear gloves that were my dad's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2017 11:55 PM (9tO1t)

404 Sargon had great taste in stemware.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 28, 2017 11:55 PM (c8EhQ)

405 402; mishum, in spanish, even.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:56 PM (KP5rU)

406 I still wear gloves that were my dad's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2017 11:55 PM (9tO1t)

I don't ever wear gloves. Ever.

Posted by: OJ at December 28, 2017 11:57 PM (zCyNd)

407 Edison invented many things, but the Hungarian word "Hallom" is probably not one.

Posted by: The University of Molnar, M. Molnar, prop. at December 28, 2017 11:53 PM (zCyNd)


There was already a very similar word in Spanish, too - which is the one that Edison allegedly transformed for "hello".

But "hello" was an entirely new word and usage. It was a new situation in which people needed to have a verbal greeting for someone they didn't know and couldn't see - which had not been an issue for any culture up through that point (since nothing like the telephone existed).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 28, 2017 11:58 PM (8gDQu)

408 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 28, 2017 11:51 PM (3/sUh)

I've told this story before, but I'll tell it gain because I'm annoying that way and I think the story is funny. I was at a clergy Conference with a Bishop who came here from Southern India. He was a Bishop in Western NY. He said ( (imagine an Indian accent here) "When i was a pastor in Western NY one of the Congregation members said, "Would you like to come out on the lake in the hut for some ice fishing?" and i agreed. It was not a good experience. I am from Southern India. We do not have ice or ice fishing in Southern India. I did not go ice fishing again." He said it in such a deadpan way I laughed so loudly that people around me turned to stare at me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2017 11:58 PM (8+Ozj)

409 Los guantes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 11:58 PM (IqV8l)

410 Why in the world does Nissan have a Last Jedi tie-in? That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:58 PM (a2PHZ)

411 I don't ever wear gloves. Ever.
Posted by: OJ
--------------

Sez you. Here, try this on, but first, put on this rubber glove.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2017 11:59 PM (9tO1t)

412 405 402; mishum, in spanish, even.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 28, 2017 11:56 PM (KP5rU)

No you guys have me paranoid, he speaks in Spanish so I can't understand what he's saying.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:00 AM (Ri/rl)

413 Why in the world does Nissan have a Last Jedi tie-in? That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:58 PM (a2PHZ)


LOL. I just saw that commercial yesterday and was left thinking, "WTFF??"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 12:00 AM (8gDQu)

414 Lou Reed "Sweet Jane" from Rock n Roll Animal 1974...


https://youtu.be/7FdWPeHFAMk


Posted by: otho at December 28, 2017 11:36 PM (qGuLD)


Ahhhhhhhh. Greatest song intro in music history. I love that whole albumn!

(Get off my lawn.)

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 29, 2017 12:00 AM (QU+qf)

415 410 Why in the world does Nissan have a Last Jedi tie-in? That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen
Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 11:58 PM (a2PHZ)

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Juke Skywalker, Jedi Edition?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 29, 2017 12:01 AM (c8EhQ)

416 Re: reading through Nolte's list.

So, wait. We are supposed to equate Mel Gibson's words with what Roman Polanski did?

What!? Wait a frickin minute!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 12:01 AM (ycWCI)

417 412: caligirl, we all love ya. have a great new year!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 29, 2017 12:01 AM (KP5rU)

418 No you guys have me paranoid, he speaks in Spanish so I can't understand what he's saying.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:00 AM (Ri/rl)

As long as none of it sounds like "Inigo Montoya", you're probably OK.

Posted by: Vizzini's bartender at December 29, 2017 12:02 AM (zCyNd)

419 393 Posted by: CaliGirl at December 28, 2017 11:47 PM (Ri/rl)

In the winter time we usually have a bunch of mismatched gloves because we lose them. I look like a dork because I wear one brown glove and one black one and don't care. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 28, 2017 11:51 PM (8+Ozj)

I have two pairs of gloves. I only wear them if we go on vacation someplace in the winter. They are old. I have 1 beanie type hat that I wear too. I don't have winter clothes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:02 AM (Ri/rl)

420 417 412: caligirl, we all love ya. have a great new year!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 29, 2017 12:01 AM (KP5rU)

Right back at you.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:03 AM (Ri/rl)

421 Another Cardinal TD

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:04 AM (a2PHZ)

422 In the winter time we usually have a bunch of mismatched gloves


"stylishly contrasting"

Posted by: Miklos' first shift bartender at December 29, 2017 12:04 AM (zCyNd)

423 Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:02 AM (Ri/rl)

Well, you probably don't need them unless you are planning to move someplace really cold, right?

I left my beanie hat at the movies. I will have to go and retrieve it/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2017 12:05 AM (8+Ozj)

424 TD Stanford

Posted by: Country Singer at December 29, 2017 12:05 AM (yzxic)

425 I left my beanie hat at the movies. I will have to go and retrieve it/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2017 12:05 AM (8+Ozj)

If you had a propeller beanie, you could fly it home with your smartphone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 12:06 AM (d6iST)

426 I left my beanie hat at the movies. I will have to go and retrieve it/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2017 12:05 AM (8+Ozj)

That might be one thing the kids won't steal.

Posted by: Miklos' first shift bartender at December 29, 2017 12:06 AM (zCyNd)

427 Standford 2pt conversion fails. Stanford 37 TCU 36.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 29, 2017 12:06 AM (yzxic)

428 There are many treasures in RMs catalog. if This Is Something is stellar

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 29, 2017 12:06 AM (PUmDY)

429 If you had a propeller beanie, you could fly it home with your smartphone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 12:06 AM (d6iST)

Those suck. Trust me.

Posted by: Calvin at December 29, 2017 12:08 AM (a2PHZ)

430 Photo of Boston is pretty amazing. A modern-looking city. Did they have gas lighting, or was it still all oil lamps?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 12:08 AM (d6iST)

431 Too bad Blockbuster is out of business.

Actually, there is at least one Blockbuster still holding on. Their twitter feed it is a hoot.

https://twitter.com/loneblockbuster

Posted by: mpthompson at December 29, 2017 12:08 AM (b0njJ)

432 Those suck. Trust me.

Posted by: Calvin at December 29, 2017 12:08 AM (a2PHZ)

Heh. So the propeller beanie app has parental controls.

Posted by: Miklos' first shift bartender at December 29, 2017 12:09 AM (zCyNd)

433 430; peat and burning hobo fires.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 29, 2017 12:11 AM (KP5rU)

434 430 Photo of Boston is pretty amazing. A modern-looking city. Did they have gas lighting, or was it still all oil lamps?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 12:08 AM (d6iST)

------------

Camel fat lanterns

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 29, 2017 12:11 AM (c8EhQ)

435
No you guys have me paranoid, he speaks in Spanish so I can't understand what he's saying.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:00 AM (Ri/rl)

LOL

About time you became bilingual, eh?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2017 12:12 AM (3/sUh)

436 Heh. So the propeller beanie app has parental controls.
Posted by: Miklos' first shift bartender at December 29, 2017 12:09 AM (zCyNd)

--The propeller Beanie was a week-long plot in Calvin and Hobbes

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:12 AM (a2PHZ)

437 I haven't seen the movie, but I did enjoy hearing some long rants about it. It would seem that everybody is good at everything.

Compare and contrast with any Michael Crichton novel. Where each person is an expert in one area, but only trudges along before and after their one big moment.

Sexy Jeff GoldblumMalcolm is just there to be an author avatar, if that author is Nassim Nicholas Taleb. He never once helped or kept anyone safe. You know that Tropical-wear Richard Attenborough Hammond regretted inviting him at all.

https://youtu.be/wJelEXaPhJ8

The second act of Star Wars, on the Death Star, is closer to the Crichton end of the spectrum. Luke and Han fumble two steps forward and one step back constantly.
Chewbacca can throw people around, but he can't disguise himself as a stormtrooper. Obi-Wan pulls a giant switch, and picks a fight with Vader almost entirely to help them escape. The crew is almost as specialized and awkward as the droids are.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 29, 2017 12:12 AM (rnAwa)

438 I left my beanie hat at the movies. I will have to go and retrieve it/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2017 12:05 AM (8+Ozj)

You could wear it out ice-fishing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2017 12:13 AM (3/sUh)

439 --The propeller Beanie was a week-long plot in Calvin and Hobbes

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:12 AM (a2PHZ)

I actually had one as a little kid. Could not fly with it. Very disappointed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 12:13 AM (d6iST)

440 Meanwhile, Sparty is kicking Washington State's ass

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:13 AM (a2PHZ)

441 About time you became bilingual, eh?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2017 12:12 AM (3/sUh)

I only understand a little. It depends on what is being said, I can figure out some things but very little.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:13 AM (Ri/rl)

442 Cold weather wear for ladies...

When it's *reeeaaaallly cold* out, I LOVE fleece-lined leggings. Nice and toasty. Plenty of colors and patterns!(They're also great under jeans for casual wear and working outside. Better than "long johns" imo.)

I buy the cheapo stretchy knit gloves (black) by the dozens of pairs-- they're ambidextrous, so when they wear out or get lost, just grab another one and you're good-- also good for insulation under another pair of gloves, even can wear one pair over another pair... can put a 'heat pack' between them if ya want...

Yeah, it's been cold here lately with lots of snow. Had to shovel every day this week.


Posted by: JQ at December 29, 2017 12:15 AM (yD/Pf)

443 I actually had one as a little kid. Could not fly with it. Very disappointed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 12:13 AM (d6iST)

--Exactly what happened to Calvin

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:15 AM (a2PHZ)

444 Ahhhhhhhh. Greatest song intro in music history. I love that whole albumn!

(Get off my lawn.)


Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 29, 2017 12:00 AM


Absolutely. Back when I was a mere teen in a garage band, we took that whole thing on as a cover and worked and worked on it... with 3 guitars. Don't know of anyone else that attempted it (well, way back then in the 70's). Always remembered us as being pretty amateurish and patchy, but listened to old recordings recently for the first time in 30 years. We Crushed it. No wonder we made the jump from garage to pro so quickly. Hard work pays off, even if you suck!

Posted by: otho at December 29, 2017 12:15 AM (qGuLD)

445 I only understand a little. It depends on what is being said, I can figure out some things but very little.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:13 AM (Ri/rl)

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Lemme lay a little of my Esperanto on you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 29, 2017 12:16 AM (c8EhQ)

446 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2017 12:13 AM (3/sUh)

LOL. I actually like to fish, but not in 10 degree weather.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2017 12:16 AM (8+Ozj)

447 438: you wear that around here, it would be a serious asskicking, if you're a guy. or, you would be on the hook for drinks forever.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 29, 2017 12:16 AM (KP5rU)

448 --Exactly what happened to Calvin

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:15 AM (a2PHZ)

There's one born every minute.

Posted by: the Sea Monkeys at December 29, 2017 12:16 AM (zCyNd)

449 FG TCU. Frawgs 39 Pine Trees 37. 3:07 4th.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 29, 2017 12:16 AM (yzxic)

450 Bold prediction:

The Wildcats will win the Music City Bowl

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:17 AM (a2PHZ)

451 Obi-Wan pulls a giant switch, and picks a fight with Vader almost entirely to help them escape. The crew is almost as specialized and awkward as the droids are.

And Ol' Ben may as well not have bothered. The Imperial soldiers were under orders to miss their shots against Han and Chewie, the pilots; and against Leia, who knew where The Hidden Fortress was. Presumably the droids were on the do-not-shoot list as well.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 29, 2017 12:18 AM (/Ioag)

452
I actually had one as a little kid. Could not fly with it. Very disappointed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


You have to have a sea serpent buddy to help.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 29, 2017 12:18 AM (IqV8l)

453 Meanwhile, Sparty is kicking Washington State's ass

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:13 AM (a2PHZ)


I'd love to have a few beers and chat with Mike Leach sometime.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 29, 2017 12:18 AM (yzxic)

454 Lemme lay a little of my Esperanto on you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 29, 2017 12:16 AM (c8EhQ)

I'll just use the first Spanglish phrase I learned. No trabajo, or no se.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:18 AM (Ri/rl)

455 447 438: you wear that around here, it would be a serious asskicking, if you're a guy. or, you would be on the hook for drinks forever.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 29, 2017 12:16 AM (KP5rU)

My beanie hat doesn't have a yarn ball on the top. And I'm a chick.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:19 AM (Ri/rl)

456 Stanford usually does not commit so many penalties

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:20 AM (a2PHZ)

457 Umbrellas do not work as parachutes, alas.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 12:20 AM (+lOpA)

458 Damn, that could be the ball game

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:21 AM (a2PHZ)

459 Stanford just shooting themselves in the foot with penalties now.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 29, 2017 12:21 AM (yzxic)

460
My beanie hat doesn't have a yarn ball on the top. And I'm a chick.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:19 AM (Ri/rl)

If it's a knit cap, and has a yarn ball or fringe on top, it's a toque. aka "block heater".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 12:21 AM (d6iST)

461 Umbrellas do not work as parachutes, alas.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 12:20 AM (+lOpA)

Not precisely, no.

Posted by: Mary Poppins at December 29, 2017 12:21 AM (zCyNd)

462 Picked off by TCU. That should end it.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 29, 2017 12:21 AM (yzxic)

463 This thread is composed of protomatter; banned in all civilized galaxies.

That, and earworms.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2017 12:21 AM (0ogQG)

464 The third part of Something (roxys) lays me out

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 29, 2017 12:22 AM (PUmDY)

465 455: your golden, then. wisconsin redknecks are strange though. hatwear is a bonafide accessory.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 29, 2017 12:22 AM (KP5rU)

466 My beanie hat doesn't have a yarn ball on the top. And I'm a chick.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:

--Then it's a tuque, eh!

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:22 AM (a2PHZ)

467 My beanie hat doesn't have a yarn ball on the top. And I'm a chick.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:19 AM (Ri/rl)

I think he probably figured out you were a girl from your handle. ;^) I am not a girl. I am an old hen, but my beanie is just the name I call it. It's just a yarn cap-no yarn ball. I have a cape with a hood but I also need a cap

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2017 12:23 AM (8+Ozj)

468 Not precisely, no.

Posted by: Mary Poppins at December 29, 2017 12:21 AM (zCyNd)

But you can always trust your cape:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHXtKRCqZCY

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 12:23 AM (d6iST)

469
If it's a knit cap, and has a yarn ball or fringe on top, it's a toque.

https://youtu.be/OJE3EgTGg9k

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 29, 2017 12:24 AM (IqV8l)

470 Knitted cap? Hmmm...have to think about that one...

Posted by: Miklos knits eyebrows at December 29, 2017 12:25 AM (zCyNd)

471 And tomorrow is the fifth day of Christmas, so:

5 golden tuques!

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:25 AM (a2PHZ)

472 Great win by the Frogs.

Coach Patterson's voice is shot.

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:26 AM (a2PHZ)

473 TCU's pants look like purple crushed velvet.

Posted by: Todd Kneeling, Discovered Bigfoot at December 29, 2017 12:27 AM (VFat/)

474 Re: rewatching Magnum PI

Two thoughts as I continue:
- I had forgotten the early 80's thing of doing a short preview of the plot of the episode at the beginning of the show. It is annoying.
- Why do so many shows, when they want to show something taking place during the 40's, play Moonlight Serenade? And I love Moonlight Serenade, but there was more music from then that was just as good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 12:27 AM (ycWCI)

475 Long stocking caps were popular when I was a little kid-- they were long enough to double as a scarf, lol, and knit with pretty, colorful stripes and patterns.

Posted by: JQ at December 29, 2017 12:27 AM (yD/Pf)

476 Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:19 AM (Ri/rl)

If it's a knit cap, and has a yarn ball or fringe on top, it's a toque. aka "block heater".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 12:21 AM (d6iST)

I don't know the proper names for winter clothes and accessories.

Also, when we are planning a trip someplace cold, it's hard to find clothes here, we have to buy things online.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:27 AM (Ri/rl)

477 Stock up on toques now, while you can.

When Trump ends NAFTA, and millions more die...

Posted by: Fair Trade Miklos at December 29, 2017 12:28 AM (zCyNd)

478 @471 And tomorrow is the fifth day of Christmas, so:

5 golden tuques!
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Hose off, hosehead!

Posted by: junior at December 29, 2017 12:28 AM (cD/Gg)

479 L'impératrice
youtube.com/watch?v=eyk-Sliy8RU

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 29, 2017 12:28 AM (/Ioag)

480 475; what in the ever loving hell does that even look like?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 29, 2017 12:29 AM (KP5rU)

481 Moonlight Serenade?

Little Brown Jug-- surely a moron favorite?

Posted by: JQ at December 29, 2017 12:29 AM (yD/Pf)

482 Also, when we are planning a trip someplace cold, it's hard to find clothes here, we have to buy things online.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:27 AM (Ri/rl)

Are there no stores catering to skiers?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 12:29 AM (d6iST)

483 That 'Last Blockbuster' twitter is funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 12:29 AM (ycWCI)

484 I think he probably figured out you were a girl from your handle. ;^) I am not a girl. I am an old hen, but my beanie is just the name I call it. It's just a yarn cap-no yarn ball. I have a cape with a hood but I also need a cap
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2017 12:23 AM (8+Ozj)

I call my hat a beanie too, it's the only word I know for that type of hat, yarn ball or no yarn ball. It's a beanie.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:29 AM (Ri/rl)

485 Great win by the Frogs.

Not something one hears every day

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 29, 2017 12:30 AM (/Ioag)

486 The more millions Trump kills the happier I get.


Just plain evil I guess.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 12:30 AM (+lOpA)

487 457 Umbrellas do not work as parachutes, alas.
Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 12:20 AM (+lOpA)

Or a twin sheet

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2017 12:30 AM (3/sUh)

488 475; what in the ever loving hell does that even look like?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 29, 2017 12:29 AM (KP5rU)

Like the Grinch's hat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 12:30 AM (d6iST)

489 Global warming will eliminate the need for winter clothing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 29, 2017 12:31 AM (IqV8l)

490 Did Roxy music have the bassist from Duran Duran?

Sounds familiar.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 12:31 AM (+lOpA)

491 OK, this was weird. Gregg Jarrett was subbing for Lou Dobbs tonight. His last guest was Pastor Jeffress and as Gregg ended the segment, he said, "Pastor Jeffress, great to see you, and I mean that in the most facetious way." What the hell? Was it just a brain-fart or what? He seemed to have been agreeing with the pastor's ideas about evangelicals' beliefs.

Posted by: kalneva at December 29, 2017 12:31 AM (vhW1R)

492 Or a twin sheet

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2017 12:30 AM (3/sUh)

Falling off the bed is generally done without preparing kit of any sort.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 29, 2017 12:32 AM (zCyNd)

493 Great win by the Frogs.

Not something one hears every day
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 29, 2017 12:30 AM (/Ioag)

--LMAO Horned Frogs not horny Frogs.

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:32 AM (a2PHZ)

494 489 Global warming will eliminate the need for winter clothing.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 29, 2017 12:31 AM (IqV8l)

Well that's one way to have my wife clean out her closets.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2017 12:33 AM (3/sUh)

495 Are there no stores catering to skiers?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 12:29 AM (d6iST)

There used to be, the one in San Luis went out of business. I don't want to wear ski pants in New York. Or a ski jacket.
I just need a warm winter type coat. I have one now, I've only worn it in Washington or New York.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:33 AM (Ri/rl)

496 Was it just a brain-fart or what? He seemed to have been agreeing with the pastor's ideas about evangelicals' beliefs.

Posted by: kalneva at December 29, 2017 12:31 AM (vhW1R)

Probably at a loss for the most cromulent word.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 12:33 AM (d6iST)

497 what in the ever loving hell does that even look like?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 29, 2017 12:29 AM (KP5rU)

WEll, maybe I can find a pic somewhere...But basically, they were a long triangular shape, (a "tuque", because puffy yarn ball at the end usually) like 3 or 4 feet long! Use your imagination and get off my lawn... wish I had a handy pic of one. They were a "fun" accessory for kids.

Posted by: JQ at December 29, 2017 12:34 AM (yD/Pf)

498 Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 29, 2017 12:32 AM (zCyNd)

Hay mow, full of hay 15'-18' from top of bales to floor.

Believe me falling out of bed would have been better.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 29, 2017 12:34 AM (3/sUh)

499 Bingle "super long stocking cap"

Posted by: JQ at December 29, 2017 12:34 AM (yD/Pf)

500 488: i'll stick with a hoodie and ballcap. fuck that commie shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 29, 2017 12:34 AM (KP5rU)

501 Oh good grief AP has a Finding Bigfoot marathon on

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:35 AM (a2PHZ)

502 What?

Bigfeet are animals.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 12:36 AM (+lOpA)

503 Did Roxy music have the bassist from Duran Duran?

Sounds familiar.


Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 12:31 AM


No, not the same bass player. But, Duran Duran were influenced very much by RM, so similarities in style aren't a shock.

Posted by: otho at December 29, 2017 12:36 AM (qGuLD)

504 I just need a warm winter type coat. I have one now, I've only worn it in Washington or New York.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:33 AM (Ri/rl)

Army surplus store!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 12:36 AM (d6iST)

505 Did Roxy music have the bassist from Duran Duran?

Sounds familiar.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 12:31 AM (+lOpA)


Roxy's first came out in 1972 or 1973. Most of Duran Duran were probably still in diapers, then.

But, I don't know. I'm sure some of Duran Duran might have shared a stage with some of Roxy or Brian Ferry later.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 12:37 AM (8gDQu)

506 Oh good grief AP has a Finding Bigfoot marathon on

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:35 AM (a2PHZ)

Maybe we should put them in touch with that dude in the sidebar, who has the frozen head of one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 12:37 AM (d6iST)

507
A professor of English Brian Kilmeade is not.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 12:37 AM (8O3HH)

508 491 OK, this was weird. Gregg Jarrett was subbing for Lou Dobbs tonight. His last guest was Pastor Jeffress and as Gregg ended the segment, he said, "Pastor Jeffress, great to see you, and I mean that in the most facetious way." What the hell? Was it just a brain-fart or what? He seemed to have been agreeing with the pastor's ideas about evangelicals' beliefs.
Posted by: kalneva at December 29, 2017 12:31 AM (vhW1R)

May have been reading a teleprompter taken over by Shep Smith.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 12:38 AM (ycWCI)

509 Posted by: kalneva at December 29, 2017 12:31 AM (vhW1R)

Perhaps he meant "felicitous" but it came out as "facetious". Did Pastor Jeffress have any kind of response to that? Who is Greg Jarrett?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2017 12:38 AM (8+Ozj)

510 Commie shit?

?

Posted by: JQ at December 29, 2017 12:38 AM (yD/Pf)

511 Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:33 AM (Ri/rl)

Army surplus store!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 12:36 AM (d6iST)

I found one in Santa Barbara, Jcrew. It's not thick but it's warm. Basic black, goes with everything.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:38 AM (Ri/rl)

512 Yeah I'm starting to hear the RM influence on DD.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 12:39 AM (+lOpA)

513 Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 12:38 AM (ycWCI)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2017 12:39 AM (8+Ozj)

514
Sorry, I read Greg Jarrett as Brian Kilmeade.

Jarrett ought to know better than that.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 12:39 AM (8O3HH)

515 when i was a youngster, "dinosaur times" we didn't wear stocking hats, because, pussy. i have no earlobes. fuckin assholes, no place for my earings.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 29, 2017 12:39 AM (KP5rU)

516 A professor of English Brian Kilmeade is not.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 12:37 AM (8O3HH)

--I did like his book about the war against the Barbary Pirates. Wasn't crazy about his narration though

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:40 AM (a2PHZ)

517 Goodnight everyone, pleasant dreams.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 29, 2017 12:41 AM (Ri/rl)

518 'Nite CaliGirl. Maybe catch ya on the garden thread.

Posted by: JQ at December 29, 2017 12:42 AM (yD/Pf)

519 'Night Caligirl

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:42 AM (a2PHZ)

520 nite caligirl! be well, stay safe.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 29, 2017 12:43 AM (KP5rU)

521 Night Caligirl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 12:44 AM (ycWCI)

522 Jeffress didn't have time to respond because of the hard break and then the show was over. I would be pissed if I were he, but maybe it was innocent. I don't know how these people really think. They're in it for the business, understandably. E.G. Shemp, who I do not watch, ever.

Posted by: kalneva at December 29, 2017 12:46 AM (vhW1R)

523 Lol!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 29, 2017 12:46 AM (PUmDY)

524 Believe It or not, Bryan Ferry is a pariah in GB

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 29, 2017 12:51 AM (PUmDY)

525 Yeah the TCU game was good. The local one (Holiday Bowl), not so much. Mich State stomped Washington State. Nice fireworks show, though.


WD (long gone to bed), didja know that just today, I received probably my last online ammo shipment evah (long as I live in the PR of Kalifornistan), and ..... it was two lonely little 50-round boxes of .380 - in a box that could have held a case thereof (20 50-round boxes). As if to mock or torment me.


But it's "self defense" ammo, and already have some, so 100 rounds is plenty for my purposes.


Reasons for "last evah" is new, ridiculous harassment, er, "law" that takes effect next Monday, making online ammo purchases a hassle. And I reload most everything anyway.

Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 29, 2017 12:51 AM (NDlpU)

526 Is this whiskey bad or is that WZ piece on a cosmo article real?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 12:52 AM (ycWCI)

527 He is pro hunting on his vast tracts of land

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 29, 2017 12:54 AM (PUmDY)

528 Believe It or not, Bryan Ferry is a pariah in GB
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 29, 2017 12:51 AM (PUmDY)

--Let me guess: an honest remark about the Religion of Peace?

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:59 AM (a2PHZ)

529 >> Is this whiskey bad or is that WZ piece on a cosmo
>> article real?

I had to look up what you're talking about.

That is not CPR, unless CPR has an urban dictionary meaning that I'm not aware of.

The ol' rusty trombone, eh?

Reminds me of joke about the gal who started choking, and this redneck comes up and does the "Hindlick Maneuver".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 12:59 AM (8O3HH)

530 Hi Horde, late as always. Just wanted to thank you for your prayers. Something good happened.

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:00 AM (kUotE)

531 450 Bold prediction:

The Wildcats will win the Music City Bowl
Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:17 AM (a2PHZ)

That is a bold move, Cotton!

Posted by: texcat at December 29, 2017 01:00 AM (wf3RQ)

532 Something good happened.

Posted by: Johnny


Wonderful! Do tell...

Posted by: JQ at December 29, 2017 01:02 AM (yD/Pf)

533
Near as I can figure, that CPR thing was just a parody. THere is no Cosmo article about that that I can find.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 01:02 AM (8O3HH)

534 All right Horde, time to hit the hay.

Good night, y'all!

Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 01:06 AM (a2PHZ)

535 530 Hi Horde, late as always. Just wanted to thank you for your prayers. Something good happened.
Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:00 AM (kUotE)

That's great!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:06 AM (ycWCI)

536 501 Oh good grief AP has a Finding Bigfoot marathon on
Posted by: logprof at December 29, 2017 12:35 AM (a2PHZ)

Those people are idiots. Stick with Survivorman and Todd Standing.

Posted by: Todd Kneeling, Discovered Bigfoot at December 29, 2017 01:07 AM (VFat/)

537 Night Logprof.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:07 AM (ycWCI)

538 Long knit hat.

http://tinyurl.com/ya7huv8x

Posted by: geoffb at December 29, 2017 01:07 AM (zOpu5)

539 Near as I can figure, that CPR thing was just a parody. THere is no Cosmo article about that that I can find.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 01:02 AM (8O3HH)

But if they, or Teen Vogue, were to write one, it probably would look like that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 01:07 AM (d6iST)

540 I caught the eye of a beautiful brunette in a bar, chased her out to the parking lot and asked her to have a cup of coffee. She declined but we chatted for a bit. Told her that I ran the apartments nearby but then like a dumbass I let her go without getting her number. Flew out to Montana the next day and that night my maintenance guy texted me to say that Ashley came to see me and left her number. That... felt really good. We texted during my vacay and had that cup of coffee last night. Felt like we knew each other from a previous life or something. She's incredibly smart, beautiful, and not cray-cray. She'd been hoping to meet me too. I bet she's got her own horde praying for her too. We both acknowledge the attraction and possible romance but for now we're both just so happy that we met.

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:09 AM (kUotE)

541
Oh yes, there was a Cosmo article on how to do a rusty trombone the right way. It included that graphic from the CPR thing.

So somebody has some fun with that.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 01:09 AM (8O3HH)

542 Cuter picture.

http://tinyurl.com/y84wax2f

Posted by: geoffb at December 29, 2017 01:10 AM (zOpu5)

543 Posted by: geoffb at December 29, 2017 01:07 AM

Yes! They were more colorful and more... patterned... back in the day, but yes, that's similar! Thank you.

Posted by: JQ at December 29, 2017 01:10 AM (yD/Pf)

544 We both acknowledge the attraction and possible romance but for now we're both just so happy that we met.

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:09 AM (kUotE)

Her last name is not Wilkes, is it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 01:11 AM (d6iST)

545 Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:09 AM

Aww. That's really sweet, Johnny! Good luck!

Posted by: JQ at December 29, 2017 01:12 AM (yD/Pf)

546
Thanks Cosmo -- the equivalent of that on a gal is known as the "rusty trumpet". Did not know that.

Now, whatever you do, don't research a "Dizzy Gillespie".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 01:12 AM (8O3HH)

547 She's really direct and honest and we both shared the hardships we've been going through without any trepidation or shame. She's a widow. *sniff*

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:12 AM (kUotE)

548 LP. seriously because of the
hunting

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 29, 2017 01:13 AM (PUmDY)

549 I bet she's got her own horde praying for her too. We both acknowledge the attraction and possible romance but for now we're both just so happy that we met.
Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:09 AM (kUotE)

That sounds promising. Or an invitation to friendzone. Either or.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:13 AM (ycWCI)

550 Oh yes, there was a Cosmo article on how to do a rusty trombone the right way. It included that graphic from the CPR thing.

So somebody has some fun with that.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 01:09 AM (8O3HH)

So you read Cosmo, eh?

Almost like a personal Enigma device!

Posted by: Miklos, from Bletchley Park at December 29, 2017 01:14 AM (zCyNd)

551 She looks like Claudia Black. Beautiful blue eyes, curly brunette hair, severe nose, and a big, beautiful smile.

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:14 AM (kUotE)

552 Oh yes, there was a Cosmo article on how to do a rusty trombone the right way. It included that graphic from the CPR thing.

So somebody has some fun with that.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 01:09 AM (8O3HH)

You know, there was a time when just getting laid was enough for any man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:14 AM (ycWCI)

553 >>She looks like Claudia Black. Beautiful blue eyes, curly brunette hair, severe nose, and a big, beautiful smile.


Sharp Elbows?

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2017 01:15 AM (Tm40M)

554 551 She looks like Claudia Black. Beautiful blue eyes, curly brunette hair, severe nose, and a big, beautiful smile.
Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:14 AM (kUotE)

Nice. Husky Australian accent?

Australian accent on a gal is dead sexy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:15 AM (ycWCI)

555
LP. seriously because of the

hunting

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 29, 2017 01:13 AM (PUmDY)

Fox hunting, or deer and pheasants and such?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 01:15 AM (d6iST)

556 Rusty Trombone on the first date is a sign.

Posted by: Todd Kneeling, Discovered Bigfoot at December 29, 2017 01:16 AM (VFat/)

557 You know, there was a time when just getting laid was enough for any man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:14 AM (ycWCI)

That time has been extended to end 2017.

Posted by: Miklos, from trailer park at December 29, 2017 01:16 AM (zCyNd)

558 549 There's definitely romance there but neither of us are in that place right now.

Oh, and she fixes cars.

Almost definitely not a libtard but I'll have to report back on that.

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:17 AM (kUotE)

559 >> So you read Cosmo, eh?

Lifetime subscription, I tell you what.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 01:17 AM (8O3HH)

560 Oh boy.

Posted by: Todd Kneeling, Discovered Bigfoot at December 29, 2017 01:18 AM (VFat/)

561
I wonder what the Aussie term for the rusty trombone is?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 01:18 AM (8O3HH)

562 >>Oh, and she fixes cars.


Damn.

Those girls almost never fall for the old 'Banana in the Tailpipe'.

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2017 01:19 AM (Tm40M)

563 >>I wonder what the Aussie term for the rusty trombone is?


Deveining the Shrimp?

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2017 01:19 AM (Tm40M)

564 Lifetime subscription, I tell you what.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 01:17 AM (8O3HH)

I read Cosmo a bit back in the day. Felt like Patton-"I READ YOUR BOOK!!"

Posted by: Miklos, from a nicer trailer park at December 29, 2017 01:20 AM (zCyNd)

565 563 >>I wonder what the Aussie term for the rusty trombone is?


Deveining the Shrimp?
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2017 01:19 AM (Tm40M)

Dammit. I was going to quip with 'Dirty Shrimp on the Barbie.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:21 AM (ycWCI)

566 I wonder what the Aussie term for the rusty trombone is?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 01:18 AM (8O3HH)

"The Frisky Wombat"

Posted by: Miklos, from a nicer trailer park at December 29, 2017 01:21 AM (zCyNd)

567 Yes elbows

No Aussie accent, but she does have a low sexy voice.

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:21 AM (kUotE)

568 re: Magnum PI rewatch

Wow, that 'Mig 30' looks a lot like a F-4 Phantom with red star decals.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:22 AM (ycWCI)

569 The Dirty Quokka

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2017 01:22 AM (Tm40M)

570 "she fixes cars"

Is *that* what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: JQ at December 29, 2017 01:22 AM (yD/Pf)

571
Lord, I hope poor Fenelon isn't still here.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 01:22 AM (8O3HH)

572 Fix

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk/2004/oct/05/hunting.arts

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 29, 2017 01:23 AM (PUmDY)

573 If you get the Rusty Trombone on a date, then know this, you ain't the first.

Posted by: Todd Kneeling, Discovered Bigfoot at December 29, 2017 01:23 AM (VFat/)

574 567 Yes elbows

No Aussie accent, but she does have a low sexy voice.
Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:21 AM (kUotE)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:23 AM (ycWCI)

575 Fox

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 29, 2017 01:24 AM (PUmDY)

576 >>No Aussie accent, but she does have a low sexy voice.



If she really loves you, she'll fake the accent.

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2017 01:24 AM (Tm40M)

577 "she fixes cars"

Ok. Means she can drive a stick.

Posted by: Miklos, from Baltic Avenue at December 29, 2017 01:24 AM (zCyNd)

578 571
Lord, I hope poor Fenelon isn't still here.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 01:22 AM (8O3HH)

*fistbump*

I thought the same thing when I revised my "It used to be enough for a man..." comment to something less specific.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:24 AM (ycWCI)

579 576 All in good time...

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:25 AM (kUotE)

580 I wonder what the percentage of people who can drive stick these days actually is?

My guess would be 10%?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:25 AM (ycWCI)

581
The other day I was looking up Aussie sex slang.

"Gobby" is their term for a BJ.

I was wondering is the term for the cunning linguistics might be as colorful, but it wasn't. Just "lick 'er out" is all.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 01:25 AM (8O3HH)

582 I have a harder time driving an automatic.

Don't know how people get around in the ice and snow without a clutch.

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2017 01:26 AM (Tm40M)

583
If a gal (Sheila, in Aussie) gives a good rusty trombone, I'm sure that means she can handle a stick pretty good.

But I wouldn't be on the converse, though.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 01:26 AM (8O3HH)

584 I wonder what the percentage of people who can drive stick these days actually is?

My guess would be 10%?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:25 AM (ycWCI)

In my circles, 110%.

Posted by: Shep! at December 29, 2017 01:26 AM (zCyNd)

585 And she doesn't seem the type to make pate out of my dog or put my bunny in the oven, unlike the last one.

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:26 AM (kUotE)

586 Gobby, eh? Learn something new every day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:27 AM (ycWCI)

587 585 And she doesn't seem the type to make pate out of my dog or put my bunny in the oven, unlike the last one.
Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:26 AM (kUotE)

That is always a plus.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:27 AM (ycWCI)

588 582 I have a harder time driving an automatic.

Don't know how people get around in the ice and snow without a clutch.
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2017 01:26 AM (Tm40M)

More people get in far more trouble by forgetting Sir Isaac Newton owns their ass than what type of transmission they have.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:29 AM (ycWCI)

589 Alright.

Someone got all silly with the Buy it Now button and i need to go pack up some records.

Y'all have a good night.

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2017 01:30 AM (Tm40M)

590 >> Gobby, eh?

Cop a root = have sex, coitus. Cop a cheeky root means sort of an illicit little quickie.

Tosser = wanker, chronic masturbator.

Root rat = horn dog.

Wristy = hand job.

Yeah mate, copped a cheeky root. Sheila gave me a wristy...

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 01:31 AM (8O3HH)

591 I wonder what the percentage of people who can drive stick these days actually is?



My guess would be 10%?



Posted by: Aetius451AD


Surprising. I hope it's really that low.

Had to laugh at that article (some time ago) about thief who couldn't drive stick.

I love standard trans, esp. in winter-- but if the little b*stards can't do it then *yay!*-- that's what I want!

Sure, it's a b*tch in the morning, going to work w/cup o' covfefe and a smoke... but... F*CK the little thieves, I say!

Posted by: JQ at December 29, 2017 01:31 AM (yD/Pf)

592
Someone got all silly with the Buy it Now button and i need to go pack up some records.

Y'all have a good night.
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2017 01:30 AM (Tm40M)

Night Garrett.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:31 AM (ycWCI)

593 587 Indeed. Anyway thanks for listening to me gush.

After resisting for years, I started the first Harry Potter on the plane and I'm hooked. Very clever writing. Gonna go back to that until I can't lift my eyelids.

God bless, Horde.

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:32 AM (kUotE)

594 >>More people get in far more trouble by forgetting Sir Isaac Newton owns their ass than what type of transmission they have.


No shit.

Momentum is great and all, but it's what you can do with it that matters.

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2017 01:32 AM (Tm40M)

595 Yeah, 4WD goes better but it doesn't stop any better.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 01:34 AM (fuK7c)

596 After resisting for years, I started the first Harry Potter on the plane and I'm hooked. Very clever writing. Gonna go back to that until I can't lift my eyelids.

God bless, Horde.
Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:32 AM (kUotE)

Just a word to the wise, stop around book 5ish or so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:34 AM (ycWCI)

597 Just dropped in to see what's going on and got an education in slang I never needed to know.

So, ONT as usual, right?

Posted by: mindful webworker's being here now at December 29, 2017 01:35 AM (Z1oBf)

598 So, ONT as usual, right?
Posted by: mindful webworker's being here now at December 29, 2017 01:35 AM (Z1oBf)

Pretty much. How are you doing MW?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:36 AM (ycWCI)

599 Website Offers Tiny Penis Prosthetics for Transkids

https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/946463260290764802

Posted by: The Facepalming Hat at December 29, 2017 01:36 AM (itfg0)

600 Ah, momentum... and the (semi) controlled slide/turn while going downhill and into side street or parking lot.

Great white Not-Quite-So north.

Posted by: JQ at December 29, 2017 01:36 AM (yD/Pf)

601 I learned to drive a manual a long time ago, and I think I have now forgotten.

So the old Trabant will just stay up on blocks in the front yard, I guess.


Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from DDR at December 29, 2017 01:37 AM (zCyNd)

602 Re: Magnum PI rewatch

something else I miss:
- unabashed despite for the Soviet Union.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:38 AM (ycWCI)

603 596 heh, ok. Goodnight all!

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:38 AM (kUotE)

604 Aetius451AD Doin' better than I deserve. Surviving the End of the Year Too Much To Do season. Now, Arctic Tour 2017 is due to roll over us. Expect I'll get under the covers until about the 6th. Of April.

Posted by: mindful webworker's not fond of cold at December 29, 2017 01:39 AM (Z1oBf)

605 601 I learned to drive a manual a long time ago, and I think I have now forgotten.

So the old Trabant will just stay up on blocks in the front yard, I guess.


Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from DDR at December 29, 2017 01:37 AM (zCyNd)

A manual is not unlike a bike when it comes down to it. I drove a automatic for 10 years before going back to a manual transmission. Did not have any trouble.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:39 AM (ycWCI)

606 604 Aetius451AD Doin' better than I deserve. Surviving the End of the Year Too Much To Do season. Now, Arctic Tour 2017 is due to roll over us. Expect I'll get under the covers until about the 6th. Of April.
Posted by: mindful webworker's not fond of cold at December 29, 2017 01:39 AM (Z1oBf)

Wish I could do that. I settle for keeping the thermostat turned up and running the fireplace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:40 AM (ycWCI)

607 Blue redneck Yandu makes a better Mary Poppins than General Leia.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 29, 2017 01:41 AM (rnAwa)

608 I love standard trans, esp. in winter-- but if the little b*stards can't do it then *yay!*-- that's what I want!

Sure, it's a b*tch in the morning, going to work w/cup o' covfefe and a smoke... but... F*CK the little thieves, I say!
Posted by: JQ at December 29, 2017 01:31 AM (yD/Pf)

^^THIS^^

Posted by: tbodie at December 29, 2017 01:42 AM (PrVhQ)

609 Slade was awesome

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 29, 2017 01:42 AM (PUmDY)

610 WD (long gone to bed), didja know

Nope. I usually hang on my ONTs pretty late. I figure it's my job to take out the trash if storm front shows up or something. I'm just catching up though, I went out with my wife and had a couple of drinks at about comment 250. Now I'm outside, with a nice blazing fire at my fire pit, catching up. Yes, it's 12 degrees outside. So what? I have my fire, and for some reason, there is little I like more than being out in the cold and/or snow with a nice fire to keep me warm. It's......primeval. With my toasty warm modern house 50' away. LOL

Posted by: Weirddave at December 29, 2017 01:45 AM (HtsKA)

611 610 wow, hi Weirddave! Thanks for the ONT. Have a great night!

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:46 AM (kUotE)

612 I figure it's my job to take out the trash if storm front shows up or something.

So, trash has higher or lower priority than ONT?

Drinks I can understand, many multitask in that regard.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from DDR at December 29, 2017 01:48 AM (zCyNd)

613 At least WeirdDave didn't link to "Mary Didja Know." (At least, not that I noticed.)

Posted by: mindful webworker's musical chair at December 29, 2017 01:50 AM (Z1oBf)

614 Howdy, Weirddave!

Something magical about being outside in cold weather, with fire nearby (and perhaps a 'toddy', yes?, in hand...)

Thanks for this ONT and a blessed New Year to you and yours!

Posted by: JQ at December 29, 2017 01:50 AM (yD/Pf)

615 * wet meaty sound of me suddenly hitting the wall *

So glad AoSHQ has 24/7 drive-up Moron chat. Worth every penny I paid for that platinum upgrade.

Bonus nachos, meece amigos. Viva USA!

* z *

Posted by: mindful webworker's finale at December 29, 2017 01:53 AM (Z1oBf)

616 Claudia Black still looks good.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 01:54 AM (+lOpA)

617 Alrighty, snow will probably turn to rain tonight-- they're *promising!*-- so hopefully won't need to shovel anymore for a bit... (ohpleaseohpleaseohplease!)

G'nite horde. Pleasant dreams!

Posted by: JQ at December 29, 2017 01:55 AM (yD/Pf)

618 Just dropped in to see what's going on and got an education in slang I never needed to know.
So, ONT as usual, right?
Posted by: mindful webworker's being here now at December 29, 2017 01:35

Same here, just dropped in. But I doubt you need much edumucation, LOL.

Funny thing, my Dad called tonight. His SIL is a raving liberal loon and he called me to rant. He doesn't understand, her father was a leader in Estonia and imprisoned in a camp during WW II, yet she supports socialism/communism in her social medial vociferierasly.

We had a good exchange, he really thinks she is just one of those Euro elites who think they know better for the rest of us, despite her family's experience. Sad, but he's prolly right. and her son is teaching kids in college as a history prof in IA. Yikes!

We had a nice time talking. And after his Christmas visit he's so impressed w/ "The Deplorable Gourmet" he is ordering a couple of copies for his friends!

I LOVE my Dad. He and Mom gave me the values I share w/ you folks. He and you all rock!

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 29, 2017 01:56 AM (yJ1e6)

619 Night MW and JQ.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 01:56 AM (ycWCI)

620 Night JQ.

Thanks for the earworm.

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:57 AM (kUotE)

621 Yeah, 4WD goes better but it doesn't stop any better.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 01:34 AM (fuK7c)

Well, it does, until it doesn't. 4WD helps prevent the wheels from locking, individually, because if one is turning, they all have to. So if you brake gently, short of locking the wheels, the 4WD acts sort of like anti-lock, and helps keep you from going sideways. If you jam on the brakes, they all lock, and you skid.

I find an automatic is better if you have to rock your vehicle out of a rut in the snow. The old cars with the PNDLR were aces at that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 01:57 AM (d6iST)

622 ...And as I turned to make my way back home...

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 01:59 AM (kUotE)

623 The old cars with the PNDLR were aces at that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 01:57 AM (d6iST)

My truck still has that, and it's not that old. Then again, I don't live in snowland.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar,way dow upon the Pee Dee River at December 29, 2017 02:00 AM (zCyNd)

624 Hey WD that's great. 12 degrees? Wow, a cold one for that neck of the woods. Even on this date.


I used to love walking outside in the snow and temps of 12 or even less up in NH, VT, or Quebec on ski trips, smoking my pipe. The Russian muskrat shapka (fur hat) was an essential accessory for that.


Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 29, 2017 02:00 AM (NDlpU)

625 My truck still has that, and it's not that old. Then again, I don't live in snowland.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar,way dow upon the Pee Dee River at December 29, 2017 02:00 AM (zCyNd)

What kind of truck has PNDLR as a shift sequence? I thought it went out in about 1967 or so. Federal thing?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 02:02 AM (d6iST)

626 The Russian muskrat shapka (fur hat) was an essential accessory for that.


Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 29, 2017 02:00 AM (NDlpU)

You can hide a small flask in one too (if discretion is required).

Posted by: Miklos Molnar,way down upon the Pee Dee River at December 29, 2017 02:02 AM (zCyNd)

627 The Russian muskrat shapka (fur hat) was an essential accessory for that.







Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 29, 2017 02:00 AM (NDlpU)

If you keep the muskrat in 'em, they self-heat, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 02:03 AM (d6iST)

628 What kind of truck has PNDLR as a shift sequence? I thought it went out in about 1967 or so. Federal thing?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 02:02 AM (d6iST)

Substitute "1" for "L" and it's a Toyota.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar,way down upon the Pee Dee River at December 29, 2017 02:04 AM (zCyNd)

629 613 At least WeirdDave didn't link to "Mary Didja Know." (At least, not that I noticed.)

If you read the caroling thread on Christmas Eve, you'd know (from one of the last comments on the thread), that that is the one Christmas song (I refuse to call it a carol) that I despise mightily. It is a complete insult and dismissal of the human being that Mary was. She was a human being, and everything, EVERYTHING, about her must have completely rejected and fearfully embraced the honor/burden that had been placed upon her. It is, to my mind, an extremely important part of the Christmas story that is totally lost in our (rightful) wonder at it all. Christ came for US, and IMO it is important to remember how we, you, me, US, as humans, would have reacted.

It's lovely to say that we would love to be selected for great things. It's terrifying to fully contemplate it in the concrete rather than the abstract. Mary had to do both. "Mary Didja know?" Of course she knew. And I imagine it terrified her. That she held true is just as amazing as God sending his son to die for our undeserving asses.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 29, 2017 02:05 AM (HtsKA)

630 But "hello" was an entirely new word and usage. It was a new situation in which people needed to have a verbal greeting for someone they didn't know and couldn't see - which had not been an issue for any culture up through that point (since nothing like the telephone existed).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


except that the British have been using 'hello' to indicate surprise for much longer than the telephone as in "Hello?!? what's this?"

Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at December 29, 2017 02:06 AM (AoK0a)

631 Substitute "1" for "L" and it's a Toyota.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar,way down upon the Pee Dee River at December 29, 2017 02:04 AM (zCyNd)

Toyota has "1" right next to "R"? I thought the NTSB had banned the PNDLR-type shift pattern for safety reasons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 02:06 AM (d6iST)

632 It's lovely to say that we would love to be selected
for great things. It's terrifying to fully contemplate it in the
concrete rather than the abstract. Mary had to do both. "Mary Didja
know?" Of course she knew. And I imagine it terrified her. That she held
true is just as amazing as God sending his son to die for our
undeserving asses.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 29, 2017 02:05 AM (HtsKA)

Much the same reason for which I detest "The Little Drummer Boy". Essentially, it's heretical.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 02:09 AM (d6iST)

633 I don't mind Little Drummer Boy. It dates from about 1950, so it isn't trying to be cannon, but it is consistent with the theme of Christmas, and Christianity, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 29, 2017 02:12 AM (HtsKA)

634 with a nice fire to keep me warm. It's......primeval.


That's how I feel about fires, particularly outdoors. When I stare into a fire my thought bubble is "this is a 50,000 year old experience".

You can have your iPhone 10 or your Hulu subscription or whatever. It's ephemeral. It's last week's news.

You stare into a fire having human thoughts and you're having the thoughts of all of humanity.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 02:14 AM (fuK7c)

635 Toyota has "1" right next to "R"? I thought the NTSB had banned the PNDLR-type shift pattern for safety reasons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 02:06 AM (d6iST)

Safety problems? With Toyotas?

I dunno about the NTSB. My vee-hickle is a 2008. There is a kind of notching along the column, but you can manipulate around that (the previous truck had the same, and when the transmission was completely shot I became semi-expert).

Posted by: Miklos Molnar,way down upon the Pee Dee River at December 29, 2017 02:14 AM (zCyNd)

636 I don't mind Little Drummer Boy. It dates from about
1950, so it isn't trying to be cannon, but it is consistent with the
theme of Christmas, and Christianity, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 29, 2017 02:12 AM (HtsKA)

I have ranted on it before. But it's writing new characters into the Nativity Story, and that's wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 02:15 AM (d6iST)

637 except that the British have been using 'hello' to indicate surprise for much longer than the telephone as in "Hello?!? what's this?"

Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at December 29, 2017 02:06 AM (AoK0a)


I never heard that - to go along with Miklos' claim that I had never heard, either.

So, you've both forced me to look up the etymology of "hello". It says, blah blah blah ... but with respect to your claim of British use there was this:

Hello, formerly an Americanism, is now nearly as common as hullo in Britain (Say who you are; do not just say 'hello' is the warning given in our telephone directories) and the Englishman cannot be expected to give up the right to say hello if he likes it better than his native hullo. [H.W. Fowler, "A Dictionary of Modern English Usage," 1926]

Make of it what you will. I will still cite Edison as the inventor and its telephone use as entirely new for an entirely new social dynamic. Perhaps there was something people used to scream through closed doors that might have applied before ... but I've never heard of something along those lines, and that was not to start any sort of conversation but merely to request identification.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 02:28 AM (8gDQu)

638 So it's that time in the ONT.

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 02:28 AM (fuK7c)

639 638 So it's that time in the ONT.

*kicks dirt*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 02:28 AM (fuK7c)

I'm not dead yet!

Posted by: The Thread at December 29, 2017 02:30 AM (ycWCI)

640 now?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 29, 2017 02:30 AM (zM+lT)

641 I think I'll go for a walk.

Posted by: The Thread at December 29, 2017 02:31 AM (ycWCI)

642 I will not look anything up, because looking things up is cheating, but my understanding is that "hello" did indeed become part of the vocabulary because of the telephone and the new social quandaries it introduced.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 02:31 AM (fuK7c)

643 Hey Thread! Bring a plastic baggie.

There are rules these days about picking up after yourself on a "walk".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 02:33 AM (fuK7c)

644 I will not look anything up, because looking things up is cheating,

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 02:31 AM (fuK7c)


It is ... but I was cornered with spurious claims and had to do it. Nevertheless, I'm still a bit embarrassed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 02:33 AM (8gDQu)

645 642 I will not look anything up, because looking things up is cheating, but my understanding is that "hello" did indeed become part of the vocabulary because of the telephone and the new social quandaries it introduced.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 02:31 AM (fuK7c)


Rime of the Ancient Mariner does include a spelling variant of it.

Posted by: The Hat of the Ancient Mariner at December 29, 2017 02:34 AM (itfg0)

646 In 4 feet of snow!?!? You're not foolin' anybody!

Posted by: Adriane the Walkies Critic ... at December 29, 2017 02:35 AM (AoK0a)

647 So it's that time in the ONT.
*kicks dirt*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 02:28

I didn't know Billy Martin posed here. Welcome Billy.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 29, 2017 02:37 AM (yJ1e6)

648

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 02:28 AM (8gDQu)

I think your theory supports the Hungarian "I hear" thesis. When you are an early adopter of the telephone, "I hear you" is a good neutral way to answer a phone. As people use a noncommittal "Speaking" sometimes today.

As a side note, "Ahoy" did take in one place. In Czech today, "Ahoj" (in Czech spelling) can mean hello, but more commonly "cheers/bottoms up!".

Hello (or hallo) in Hungary means "goodbye".

Posted by: the Oxford English Miklos at December 29, 2017 02:37 AM (zCyNd)

649 Rime of the Ancient Mariner does include a spelling variant of it.

Didn't Iron Maiden record that well after the telephone was invented?

Oh, you meant the poem. Carry on.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 29, 2017 02:37 AM (IcT7t)

650 It is kind of interesting. Most shows pre 90's were always pretty episodic, with story lines being wrapped up in the episode so they could be watched in any order.

The more serious Magnum episodes with his wife were always quite good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 02:38 AM (ycWCI)

651 I didn't know Billy Martin posed here. Welcome Billy.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 29, 2017 02:37 AM (yJ1e6)

Or you could go for the old Atlas comic book ads for body building.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 02:39 AM (ycWCI)

652 Rime of the Ancient Mariner does include a spelling variant of it.

Now, see? That's the kind of Hordespergers I'm talking about. I know you didn't look that up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 02:41 AM (fuK7c)

653 Linguistic discussions may be an albatross around the neck of this thread.

Posted by: Rime of the Ancient Miklos at December 29, 2017 02:41 AM (zCyNd)

654 653 Linguistic discussions may be an albatross around the neck of this thread.
Posted by: Rime of the Ancient Miklos at December 29, 2017 02:41 AM (zCyNd)

The way I remember it, an albatross was a sign of good luck- until some fool killed it.

Posted by: Malcolm Reynolds at December 29, 2017 02:42 AM (ycWCI)

655 There are rules these days about picking up after yourself on a "walk".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 02:33 AM (fuK7c)

But no rules about leashes or muzzles. Yet.

Posted by: The barrel has New Year's Resolutions at December 29, 2017 02:42 AM (zCyNd)

656 642 I will not look anything up, because looking things up is cheating, but my understanding is that "hello" did indeed become part of the vocabulary because of the telephone and the new social quandaries it introduced.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 02:31 AM (fuK7c)

Rime of the Ancient Mariner does include a spelling variant of it.
Posted by: The Hat of the Ancient Mariner at December 29, 2017 02:34

Hello Hat, always appreciate your contributions here. See you next time Vegas is on the horizon. Be well.
T

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 29, 2017 02:43 AM (yJ1e6)

657 The way I remember it, an albatross was a sign of good luck- until some fool killed it.

Posted by: Malcolm Reynolds at December 29, 2017 02:42 AM (ycWCI)

Soon.

Posted by: The EMT at December 29, 2017 02:44 AM (zCyNd)

658 I think your theory supports the Hungarian "I hear" thesis. When you are an early adopter of the telephone, "I hear you" is a good neutral way to answer a phone. As people use a noncommittal "Speaking" sometimes today.

Eh ... I'm not sold on that. "I hear" and "speaking" are both responses, not entrees. People say "Speaking" only in response to someone else starting the conversation and asking to speak to a specific person. The start is still, "Hello, can I speak to ..."

The etymology did reference 14th cent German (shouts to attract attention) and other variants.

As a side note, "Ahoy" did take in one place. In Czech today, "Ahoj" (in Czech spelling) can mean hello, but more commonly "cheers/bottoms up!".

Interesting.

Hello (or hallo) in Hungary means "goodbye".

Posted by: the Oxford English Miklos at December 29, 2017 02:37 AM (zCyNd)


LOL. That could be the basis of many serious misunderstandings. Three's Company could have done 6 full seasons of shows based solely on one Hungarian character and the word "hello"!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 02:45 AM (8gDQu)

659 Linguistic discussions may be an albatross around the neck of this thread.

Albatross!

https://youtu.be/wrqW_BZu5Xk

(nsfw, language)

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 29, 2017 02:48 AM (IcT7t)

660 That could be the basis of many serious misunderstandings.

In Churchill's war memoirs he talks a little about how our "common" language fucked things up. The first effort at allied cooperation was Navy guys meeting up to plan stuff.

Someone would say "let's table that". We thought it meant take it off the table and put it over there somewhere to talk about later. They thought it meant let's put it on the table and talk about it now.

Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 02:49 AM (fuK7c)

661 You can't say Hello without saying Hell.

Just saying.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 02:50 AM (+lOpA)

662 The start is still, "Hello, can I speak to ..."

I skipped a step:

"Hello."

"Hello, can I speak to ..."

"Speaking."

Sure, someone might pick up the phone and say "Joe speaking" but that is very unusual. People don't tend to offer up their identities to an unknown. Now, with everyone having caller-id and phones listing names as they call, a lot of this stuff might change, but I would say that that initial anonymity was the situation for the first 100+ years of the phone.

On second thought I can see your point with answering a phone saying "I hear." but I have just never run into anyone who does that, or anything like that. My grandfather used to answer by saying "It's your dime." sometimes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 02:51 AM (8gDQu)

663 Eh ... I'm not sold on that. "I hear" and "speaking" are both responses, not entrees.

Well---almost exactly. The first word uttered to begin a phone conversation is from the recipient of the call.


The person who picks up the phone says the first word. Before caller ID " I hear" is pretty logical. What do people say to let the caller know that the phone has been answered?

Posted by: Miklos von Asperger at December 29, 2017 02:51 AM (zCyNd)

664 I am here.

But that would sound weird.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 02:54 AM (+lOpA)

665 On second thought I can see your point with answering a phone saying "I hear." but I have just never run into anyone who does that, or anything like that. My grandfather used to answer by saying "It's your dime." sometimes.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 02:51 AM (8gDQu)

I answer my work cell with "This is *insert my name here*." However, I am used to getting called a lot for work. I have also used "Go for *name*." but I am starting to wonder if that is douchebaggy. On the other hand, I usually only use it when people are pissing me off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 02:55 AM (ycWCI)

666 Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 02:49 AM (fuK7c)

When I was in Israel we ran into a lot of South Africans and all the AMericans had problems understanding them, at first. When they said "just now" (which they used, a lot) they didn't actually mean "just now" ... they meant "pretty much never". It took us a little bit to figure this out.

That was also when I learned that the Brits and South Africans said "pissed" for "drunk". Before that I had only ever said "pissed" for "mad". There was a little confusion until this got ironed out, especially since we were all drinking quite a bit at the time (though the Brits drink quite a bit all the time, from what I could gather).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 02:55 AM (8gDQu)

667 There is also the word "halloo", which certainly predates the advent of the telephone. And how long has "hello" been used in face-to-face greetings, anyway? I am kind of skeptical about the Edison story, simply because he was not much involved with the telephone's development.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 02:55 AM (d6iST)

668 Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 02:49 AM (fuK7c)

Well, Churchill did say that "Britain and America are two nations, divided by a common language".

And his mother was American.

Posted by: Miklos McWordface at December 29, 2017 02:55 AM (zCyNd)

669 I have an Italian who answers the phone "pronto". Among several meanings of the phrase is "I am ready". I'm here, I'm ready to talk. I haven't spilled coffee on myself. Much.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 02:55 AM (fuK7c)

670 664 I am here.

But that would sound weird.
Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 02:54 AM (+lOpA)

Guten Abend?

Just use a completely random foreign language.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 02:56 AM (ycWCI)

671 Superb

Posted by: Suzanne at December 29, 2017 02:58 AM (FJrl0)

672 Data would say "I have received a beckon on this communication device".

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 02:59 AM (+lOpA)

673 In summary-

"Hello" was a convenient new term to use to indicate that your call has gone through, someone has said enough that you know it has, now begin the conversation.

Posted by: Miklos McWordface at December 29, 2017 02:59 AM (zCyNd)

674 That was also when I learned that the Brits and
South Africans said "pissed" for "drunk". Before that I had only ever
said "pissed" for "mad". There was a little confusion until this got
ironed out, especially since we were all drinking quite a bit at the
time (though the Brits drink quite a bit all the time, from what I could
gather).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 02:55 AM (8gDQu)

Heh. True in Canada, too. "Pissed", on its own is drunk, as in "pissed as a newt". "Pissed off" means angry. But context is often a clue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 03:00 AM (d6iST)

675 I answer my work cell with "This is *insert my name here*." However, I am used to getting called a lot for work.

Yes. Work conversations are different, though.

I have also used "Go for *name*." but I am starting to wonder if that is douchebaggy. On the other hand, I usually only use it when people are pissing me off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 02:55 AM (ycWCI)


You lost me. I don't understand what "Go for ..." means. If you mean to call someone else to do the job I don't see anything douchebaggy about that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 03:00 AM (8gDQu)

676 Heh. True in Canada, too. "Pissed", on its own is drunk, as in "pissed as a newt". "Pissed off" means angry. But context is often a clue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 03:00 AM (d6iST)

'Pissed as a newt?'

Interesting wildlife you have up there in the great white north.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:01 AM (ycWCI)

677 I still never have quite understood "taking the piss".

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 03:02 AM (+lOpA)

678 But that would sound weird.
Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 02:54 AM (+lOpA)

Guten Abend?

Just use a completely random foreign language.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 02:56 AM (ycWCI)

At this hour, guten abend would sound weird. It ain't even abend in Germany.

And Blanco's Monty Python link is now at the Philosophers' Song.

Posted by: McMiklos McWordface at December 29, 2017 03:02 AM (zCyNd)

679 as in "pissed as a newt".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 03:00 AM (d6iST)


That sounds like something an Aussie would say.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 03:03 AM (8gDQu)

680 You lost me. I don't understand what "Go for ..." means. If you mean to call someone else to do the job I don't see anything douchebaggy about that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 03:00 AM (8gDQu)

I use it when they call me. It seems a bit more like referring to yourself in the third person.

Imagine walking up to someone at a bar and saying "Can PrimordialOrderedPair buy you a drink?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:03 AM (ycWCI)

681
That sounds like something an Aussie would say.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 03:03 AM (8gDQu)

While giving a Dirty Shrimp on the Barbie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:04 AM (ycWCI)

682 From the sidebar:

Ms. Bond should be 069.

And drive a Smartcar.

Whom to play 069?

Survey says someone who has played a spy.

Melissa McCarthy!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 29, 2017 03:05 AM (e1mEI)

683 moshi moshi

Posted by: Adriane the Telephone Protocol Critic ... at December 29, 2017 03:05 AM (AoK0a)

684 Happy post Birthday Blanco Basura!

May you have many more ...

Posted by: Adriane the Telephone Protocol Critic ... at December 29, 2017 03:06 AM (AoK0a)

685 There was a thing I didn't get as a child that I like quite a lot now. My father would get on the phone and say "my name is Powers". (I'm not doing any fake anonymity thing here, my name is Powers).

As a child I was all this is so wrong, that name is just the name that you inherited. You're Bob, I'm Mike, these are the special names that were given to us as individuals...

These days I think it's cool as shit to say "my name is Powers" to someone on the phone.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 03:06 AM (fuK7c)

686 'Pissed as a newt?'

I still find the Brit/Aussie term "legless" both charming and accurate.

Posted by: Miklos McWordface at December 29, 2017 03:06 AM (zCyNd)

687 Imagine walking up to someone at a bar and saying "Can PrimordialOrderedPair buy you a drink?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:03 AM (ycWCI)


I guess the response would be, "I don't know. Can he?"

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

But speaking in the third person can be amusing in small doses. I think people tend to get a kick out of that. Didn't you laugh every time you read Scaramouche talking about himself as "The Mooch"? I'm laughing right now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 03:07 AM (8gDQu)

688 If you're at work "This is 'yours truly'" makes perfect sense.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 03:07 AM (+lOpA)

689 Happy post Birthday Blanco Basura!



May you have many more ...


Thanks, but I can only be 29 so many times.

Guten Abend everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 29, 2017 03:07 AM (IcT7t)

690 Imagine walking up to someone at a bar and saying "Can PrimordialOrderedPair buy you a drink?"

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:03 AM (ycWCI)

Bob Dole would say "Bob Dole will buy you a drink".

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 29, 2017 03:07 AM (zCyNd)

691 If we were in Hollywood movies from the 30's we could just say "Start talkin".

That would be cool.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 03:08 AM (+lOpA)

692 Thanks, but I can only be 29 so many times.

Guten Abend everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 29, 2017 03:07 AM (IcT7t)

Happy Birthday, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:09 AM (ycWCI)

693 These days I think it's cool as shit to say "my name is Powers" to someone on the phone.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 03:06 AM (fuK7c)

You must have awesome Power ties.

Posted by: Miklos prefers earth colours at December 29, 2017 03:10 AM (zCyNd)

694 691 If we were in Hollywood movies from the 30's we could just say "Start talkin".

That would be cool.
Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 03:08 AM (+lOpA)

It would be 'keen' or 'swell'.

'Bully!' would be even earlier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:10 AM (ycWCI)

695 Bob Dole would say "Bob Dole will buy you a drink".
Posted by: Bob Dole at December 29, 2017 03:07 AM (zCyNd)

Bob Dole is a power player.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:11 AM (ycWCI)

696 If we were in Hollywood movies from the 30's we could just say "Start talkin".

That would be cool.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 03:08 AM (+lOpA)


Have you ever noticed that in a lot of movies they just hang the phone up without saying "good bye" or actually ending the conversation in some way? I always thought that was pretty weird. It's fine if you're stuck on the phone with someone who refuses to end the conversation but not for normal conversations.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 03:11 AM (8gDQu)

697 Oh, people still said "keen" unironically when I was a kid. I keep meaning to try to re-introduce that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 03:12 AM (fuK7c)

698 It would be 'keen' or 'swell'.

'Bully!' would be even earlier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:10 AM (ycWCI)

The bees' knees!

Posted by: Miklos in early Zoot suit at December 29, 2017 03:12 AM (zCyNd)

699 697 Oh, people still said "keen" unironically when I was a kid. I keep meaning to try to re-introduce that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 03:12 AM (fuK7c)

Henceforth, 'keen' shall enter the lexicon of the Horde and be used by every true Moron once a day.

So it is written, so let it be done.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:13 AM (ycWCI)

700 It's fine if you're stuck on the phone with someone who refuses to end the conversation but not for normal conversations.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 03:11 AM (8gDQu)

There's usually a dame involved.

Posted by: Miklos the gunsel at December 29, 2017 03:14 AM (zCyNd)

701 Is this the party to whom I am speaking?

Posted by: Ernestine at December 29, 2017 03:14 AM (AoK0a)

702 Oh, people still said "keen" unironically when I was a kid. I keep meaning to try to re-introduce that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 03:12 AM (fuK7c)


It's still in use wide use as a part of terms - "a keen eye" or "a keen understanding". I use it by itself every so often, still.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 03:14 AM (8gDQu)

703
There's usually a dame involved.

Posted by: Miklos the gunsel at December 29, 2017 03:14 AM (zCyNd)


LOL. True.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 03:15 AM (8gDQu)

704 Have you ever noticed that in a lot of movies they just hang the phone up without saying "good bye" or actually ending the conversation in some way? I always thought that was pretty weird. It's fine if you're stuck on the phone with someone who refuses to end the conversation but not for normal conversations.

What? Joe's in the clink?? What'd he do? Oh yeah?

**clang**

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 03:15 AM (+lOpA)

705 The bees' knees!
Posted by: Miklos in early Zoot suit at December 29, 2017 03:12 AM (zCyNd)

You're Aces!

(I have actually used that in work emails.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:15 AM (ycWCI)

706 Me calling bar: I need to speak to Jacque Hoffman.

Hostess: There's a call for Jacque Hoffman! Jacque Hoffman?

Never gets old.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 29, 2017 03:16 AM (e1mEI)

707 It's still in use wide use as a part of terms - "a keen eye" or "a keen understanding". I use it by itself every so often, still.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 03:14 AM (8gDQu)

As long as you don't actually keen (v., intransitive).

Posted by: Miklos the sprechmeister at December 29, 2017 03:16 AM (zCyNd)

708 You're a peach.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:16 AM (ycWCI)

709
* crickets *

Posted by: Al Gore at December 29, 2017 03:16 AM (2FqvZ)

710 My mom wanted to text someone but she didn't save it in her phonebook, so she texted several people:

Is this your number?

I shit you not.

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 03:17 AM (kUotE)

711 Etymology Online says "hello" was current in America at least as early 1860, and Davy Crockett used it, among others. So Edison didn't invent the word, but he did advocate that it be adopted as a telephone greeting. And Edison's idea of telephone use was completely at odds with our experience of it. he figured it would only be used for business purposes, and that businesses would have permanently-open lines to other businesses with which they dealt. Edison figured you could dispense with the telephone bell, and just shout "hello!" into the line, assuring people that those on the receiving end could hear it a good 20 feet away from the instrument.


And since the telephone did not develop along those lines, I doubt if Edison's "popularization" of hello had much effect. Probably people were using it already face-to-face, and simply extended it to the phone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 03:18 AM (d6iST)

712 As long as you don't actually keen (v., intransitive).

Posted by: Miklos the sprechmeister at December 29, 2017 03:16 AM (zCyNd)


I had to go look that up. That was a bit weird. I think that's the leftist mating call.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 03:18 AM (8gDQu)

713 This is swell.

https://tinyurl.com/y72g5v37

40's slang.

I especially like 'share crop'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:19 AM (ycWCI)

714 I had to go look that up. That was a bit weird. I think that's the leftist mating call.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 03:18 AM (8gDQu)

Keening at the sky is more apt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:19 AM (ycWCI)

715 Khaki- wacky. LOL.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:20 AM (ycWCI)

716 I had to go look that up. That was a bit weird. I think that's the leftist mating call.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 03:18 AM (8gDQu)

I hope so, as such would almost certainly be without issue.

Posted by: Miklos , wearing some cat's pyjamas at December 29, 2017 03:21 AM (zCyNd)

717 I answer the phone "Dilly dilly" cuz I'm gangsta AF

Posted by: MAxIE at December 29, 2017 03:22 AM (9TR2V)

718 40's slang.



I especially like 'share crop'.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:19 AM (ycWCI)

Close to half of those are still current, or at least commonly understood.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 03:23 AM (d6iST)

719 Dimitri Martin joke:

I tried calling a friend, but the person who answered said I had the wrong number. I said, "No! YOU have the wrong number!"

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 03:23 AM (kUotE)

720 Holy smokes! It's nearly 1:30 here. I am going to hit the sack. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2017 03:24 AM (d6iST)

721 A lot of the '40's slang I understand.

"Armored heifer" is not one.

And no, I do not claim to have seen the Armored Heifers open for anyone, anywhere.

Posted by: Miklos , wearing some cat's pyjamas at December 29, 2017 03:25 AM (zCyNd)

722 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:25 AM (ycWCI)

723 It's still in use wide use as a part of terms - "a keen eye" or "a keen understanding". I use it by itself every so often, still.


Yes, but I mean it differently. "That's keen" was what was said in my world before "that's cool" was cool.

You still have a keen eye for things, but things aren't keen any more.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 03:25 AM (fuK7c)

724 And no, I do not claim to have seen the Armored Heifers open for anyone, anywhere.
Posted by: Miklos , wearing some cat's pyjamas at December 29, 2017 03:25 AM (zCyNd)

Kind of sounds like a good name for SJW chicks, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:26 AM (ycWCI)

725 Goodnight AOP and the rest of y'all.

For real this time.

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 03:26 AM (kUotE)

726 Night Johnny. Congrats again on the love life possibilities.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:26 AM (ycWCI)

727 You still have a keen eye for things, but things aren't keen any more.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 03:25 AM (fuK7c)

Beyond my ken.

Posted by: auld Miklos McMolnar at December 29, 2017 03:27 AM (zCyNd)

728 726 Thanks.

Posted by: Johnny at December 29, 2017 03:27 AM (kUotE)

729 Beyond my ken.


One snorts.

Alas, my kinfolk, I hardly ken ye any more.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 03:29 AM (fuK7c)

730 I saw the armored heiffers open for the blitzkrieg panzers and the Sedan Bowl, way back in May of 1940

Posted by: Exile at December 29, 2017 03:32 AM (Fikbq)

731 Kind of sounds like a good name for SJW chicks, no?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 29, 2017 03:26 AM (ycWCI)

Ok, now you did it.

I saw Armored Heifers open for Pajama Boys at the SJWxSW Festival.

Posted by: Miklos McMolnar at December 29, 2017 03:32 AM (zCyNd)

732 Sedan Bowl, way back in May of 1940

Posted by: Exile at December 29, 2017 03:32 AM (Fikbq)

The Sedan Bowl was actually in 1870-ask Vic.

Posted by: Miklos de Molnar at December 29, 2017 03:35 AM (zCyNd)

733 Nite Johnny...

Hope you hook up with the Claudia Black looking girl ladyperson.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 03:35 AM (+lOpA)

734 Alas, my kinfolk, I hardly ken ye any more.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 03:29 AM (fuK7c)

And you never write.

Posted by: Barbie and her special friend Ken at December 29, 2017 03:37 AM (zCyNd)

735 Blitzkrieg panzers in 1870?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Sedan_(1940)

Posted by: Exile at December 29, 2017 03:39 AM (Fikbq)

736 I always assumed Goodbye was an elision of God be with ye.

Never bothered to check if I was right.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 03:40 AM (+lOpA)

737
Finally, finally a day above freezing appears on the 10 day forecast. Sunday, January 7th. 33 degrees projected for the high.

Posted by: Acme Enterprises at December 29, 2017 03:41 AM (2FqvZ)

738
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Sedan_(1940)

Posted by: Exile at December 29, 2017 03:39 AM (Fikbq)

That was the repeat show.

Posted by: Miklos von Moltke at December 29, 2017 03:41 AM (zCyNd)

739 I shall fill some time with a movie review. No. 1 Son turned 25 today and I took him to the movies. (Yes, obviously, I was 4 when he whelped).

We saw "All the Money in the World". Don't do that. It's a very not good movie. You can't tell what it's about. You have no idea whose story it is. Things happen and they keep happening for 2 1/2 hours. There is no point.

It's edited with quick cuts except there are no chase scenes. It can't even make Rome look pretty, and it takes a lot to not make Rome look pretty.

It's a two and a half hour exercise in introspection: why am I here, why did I give these people money, do they have a point, any point at all with which I can agree or argue? Why am I here.

This is a very bad not very good movie that's worse because it's not even awful, it's just there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 29, 2017 03:43 AM (fuK7c)

740 Manager? This movie is defective.

Posted by: Miklos will wait for the Netflix Churchill at December 29, 2017 03:48 AM (zCyNd)

741 Contrarian that I am, I answer the phone with ahoyhoy.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 29, 2017 03:55 AM (J+mig)

742 "He tasks me, he tasks me and I shall have him"

#NeverTrump's everywhere.

Posted by: DaveA at December 29, 2017 03:55 AM (FhXTo)

743 Coast to Coast is now talking about the seeding of humanity from the external worlds.

A fine audio liquid to accompany the artisanal cheese plate that is the ONT.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 29, 2017 03:57 AM (zCyNd)

744 Contrarian that I am, I answer the phone with ahoyhoy.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 29, 2017 03:55 AM (J+mig)

Approved.

Posted by: Sticks McGee, drinkin' wine spodee odee at December 29, 2017 03:58 AM (zCyNd)

745 This weather alert is brought to you by the POTUS:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

In the East, it could be the COLDEST New Year’s Eve on record. Perhaps we could use a little bit of that good old Global Warming that our Country, but not other countries, was going to pay TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS to protect against. Bundle up!

[X] use of snark
[X] intermix of lower case and UPPER CASE
[X] exclamation point!
[X] leftist outrage

Posted by: Acme Enterprises at December 29, 2017 04:00 AM (2FqvZ)

746 Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 29, 2017 03:57 AM (zCyNd)

That may have happened on its own. We know that a number of microscopic organisms can survive for extended periods in space. There's even microbes that live on the surface of the International Space Station. There's also the controversial "worm fossils" from that Martian meteor.

It's not impossible that life gets pushed from world to world, and system to system by such means.

We may find, once we get out, that all life uses the same chemical building blocks, due to this, and environments similar to ours may result in some remarkable cases of convergent evolution.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 29, 2017 04:01 AM (J+mig)

747 I'm convinced Trump is a Moron.

Posted by: eleven at December 29, 2017 04:02 AM (+lOpA)

748 Posted by: Acme Enterprises at December 29, 2017 04:00 AM (2FqvZ)

Do I have time to get certified as a psychotherapist and get a job in the Washington-Boston corridor somewhere? I smell money.

Posted by: Dr. Molnar, but not that kind of doctor at December 29, 2017 04:03 AM (zCyNd)

749 We may find, once we get out, that all life uses the same chemical building blocks, due to this, and environments similar to ours may result in some remarkable cases of convergent evolution.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at December 29, 2017 04:01 AM (J+mig)

Well, that would explain a lot. The old joke (?) is that Hungarians come from outer space. I think it began with Edward Teller.

Posted by: Dr. Molnar, but not that kind of doctor at December 29, 2017 04:05 AM (zCyNd)

750 Do I have time to get certified as a psychotherapist and get a job in the Washington-Boston corridor somewhere? I smell money.

Posted by: Dr. Molnar, but not that kind of doctor at December 29, 2017 04:03 AM (zCyNd)


Lotta money to be made catering to the leftists who have:

[X] lost their shit
[X] running around with hair on fire
[X] magical thinkers

Posted by: Acme Enterprises at December 29, 2017 04:07 AM (2FqvZ)

751 Lotta money to be made catering to the leftists who have:

[X] lost their shit
[X] running around with hair on fire
[X] magical thinkers

Posted by: Acme Enterprises at December 29, 2017 04:07 AM (2FqvZ)

Ok, so...fire retardant adult diapers with healing crystals?

Posted by: Dr. Molnar, inventor at December 29, 2017 04:08 AM (zCyNd)

752
So they're talking basic Panspermia, which is serious, vs actual humans being created by aliens, or life on Earth being created in general by aliens. The latter is standard fare.

Linda Molton Howe had the humdinger of this alien stuff all compiled one time. I remember reading it. It's sort of an expansion of Sitchin. Same basic premise, but much more involved. Quite a doozy.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 04:10 AM (8O3HH)

753 Linda Molton Howe had the humdinger of this alien stuff all compiled one time. I remember reading it. It's sort of an expansion of Sitchin. Same basic premise, but much more involved. Quite a doozy.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 04:10 AM (8O3HH)

Oh, they're now moving on to Nubiru.

Posted by: Dr. Molnar, investigator at December 29, 2017 04:12 AM (zCyNd)

754 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 04:10 AM (8O3HH)


Then again, having dealt with gypsies, you know something about alien visitors.

Posted by: Dr. Molnar, investigator at December 29, 2017 04:16 AM (zCyNd)

755 >> having dealt with gypsies,

I'm still on alert from some blowback from that, but they haven't come back yet. I'm hoping they are long gone and will not come back.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 04:18 AM (8O3HH)

756 I'm still on alert from some blowback

Did you contact local LE? Sheriff's departments are often better about followup and cooperation across state lines.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 29, 2017 04:22 AM (zCyNd)

757 >> Did you contact local LE?

Oh yes, had them out and everything. Didn't mention that little hair-raising standoff I had, wouldn't be prudent. But they have the tag number, and a description.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 29, 2017 04:23 AM (8O3HH)

758 Ok, good. A good sheriff would run that tag and make inquiries from the sheriff in that locality.

You might be way down the list of complainants, but the first who supplied a tag number.

Posted by: Mornin' Miklos at December 29, 2017 04:27 AM (zCyNd)

759 Thankfully its Friday and another 3 days off then

Posted by: Skip at December 29, 2017 04:37 AM (aC6Sd)

760 Morning horde. Another night of not sleeping. Been up since 1230 est.

Johnny are you still up lurking or did you finally go to bed?

Posted by: weirdflunky at December 29, 2017 04:39 AM (rzNmB)

761 Not supposed to get above freezing for foreseeable future

I could see PDT throwing us a comment

Posted by: Skip at December 29, 2017 04:49 AM (aC6Sd)

762 Remember the ludicrous disaster film "The Day After Tomorrow" in which Global Warming causes the whole USA to plunge into a new Ice Age? And how it was mocked mercilessly for being the most ridiculous and anti-sicentific leftist propaganda film ever made?

Well -- the director is having the last laugh now, I imagine, as everything the movie predicts is coming true! The northern two-thirds of the US is now plunged into the deepest deep freeze ever, while insane lefties are claiming that it's all because of Global Warming!!!

Reality is now not only crazier than fiction, it makes laughably absurd propaganda seem tame by comparison.

Posted by: zombie at December 29, 2017 04:50 AM (42M22)

763 Reality is now not only crazier than fiction, it makes laughably absurd propaganda seem tame by comparison.

Posted by: zombie at December 29, 2017 04:50 AM (42M22)

Also-strange alien craft have been seen in New Jersey. Believe it!

Posted by: Orson Welles at December 29, 2017 04:52 AM (zCyNd)

764 Snikees!! Gonna be 65 today and 27 on Sunday. Glowbul enwarmening?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 29, 2017 04:58 AM (TIFWI)

765 So the same people who are criticizing Trumps Global Warming comments are the same one's who blamed the hurricane and resulting flooding in Houston on Global Warming.

Sure, whatever.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 29, 2017 05:13 AM (peJQi)

766 Well -- the director is having the last laugh now, I imagine, as everything the movie predicts is coming true!

Posted by: zombie at December 29, 2017 04:50 AM (42M22)


Not quite. The movie was based on the notion that the Gulf Stream would, essentially, disappear first (from melting ice lowering the salinity of the Atlantic, I believe) which is what set off all the dire events.

As far as I'm aware, the Gulf Stream is still alive and well.

The Day After Tomorrow was a horrible shit show of a movie ... but it had pretty nice effects and Emmy Rossum was cute as hell. Jake Gylenhall or whatever the hell his name is, was the most annoying, stupid retarded douchenozzle of a character. But I did get a kick out of the way the movie tried to portray lefties as being such rugged individualists and having such strong aversions to any sort of collectivism. LOL. That was a real hoot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 29, 2017 05:19 AM (8gDQu)

767 Still hanging out, rare late start.
12 people dead in fire in the Bronx, possibly more victims to be found

Posted by: Skip at December 29, 2017 05:36 AM (aC6Sd)

768 If don't get chance again
Everyone have a great day, stick it to Leftists at every opportunity

Posted by: Skip at December 29, 2017 05:43 AM (aC6Sd)

769 hey zombie who's that in your nic?

Posted by: MAxIE at December 29, 2017 05:54 AM (9TR2V)

770 Remember the ludicrous disaster film "The Day After Tomorrow" in which Global Warming causes the whole USA to plunge into a new Ice Age? And how it was mocked mercilessly for being the most ridiculous and anti-scientific leftist propaganda film ever made?

Posted by: zombie
________

That movie was fun.

All disaster films are ludicrous, and all films require a suspension of reality. This one assumed a replay of sorts of the Lake Agassiz disaster and the climate event of 8200 years ago. That's the premise; it doesn't have to be realistic.

Heck, "King Ralph" had a silly premise, but once you accept it as the premise you can enjoy a fun movie.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 29, 2017 05:56 AM (y+SdL)

771 Krakatoa fails to erupt on time.

This is disconcerting.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2017 05:59 AM (0ogQG)

772 This is no way to run a volcano.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2017 06:03 AM (0ogQG)

773
I enjoyed "The Day After Tomorrow" too. Climate porn. I just had to see it to pick it apart. I loved the part about walking from Philly to New York in snowshoes in a blizzard in mere hours. Yeah, right.

Sometimes I can enjoy a bad movie. Which it was.

Posted by: Acme Enterprises at December 29, 2017 06:04 AM (2FqvZ)

774 I was expecting an earth shattering kaboom.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2017 06:04 AM (0ogQG)

775 They've got all the bases covered. No matter what direction the temperatures move, it's because there's too much CO2.

Posted by: Bear phone at December 29, 2017 06:05 AM (7Ml7x)

776 Sunny and 82 here in AZ today.

Not global warming.

Just weather.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 29, 2017 06:10 AM (fqUgw)

777 Tonight's ONT brought to you by epic trailers that never were

Before her mind turned to Swiss cheese and her body to bulk, Kirstie Alley was smoking hot.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 29, 2017 06:13 AM (kqsXK)

778 So, in the grand scheme of things, be like a dandelion and adapt & overcome.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2017 06:23 AM (0R8lo)

779 Of course the Chicago Tribune mooks Trump for his GW statement. Its just weather. The rest of the world is seeing record high temps, so they say.

NOAA: Contig USA had its 3rd warmest January to November (YTD) on record

Posted by: Colin at December 29, 2017 06:25 AM (7ggKb)

780 Of course the Chicago Tribune mooks Trump for his GW statement. Its just weather. The rest of the world is seeing record high temps, so they say.

NOAA: Contig USA had its 3rd warmest January to November (YTD) on record



The record being what, 140 years? Talk about hubris.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2017 06:31 AM (0R8lo)

781 6 below in Graceland this morning

Posted by: Elvis at December 29, 2017 06:32 AM (9EA2L)

782 Colder than a well-diggers ass here in Southern Indiana.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 29, 2017 06:37 AM (fiGNd)

783 Colder than a well-diggers ass here in Southern Indiana.
Posted by: ScoggDog



We're ok here in Texas. For now. Bottom is predicted to drop out Sunday night/Monday morning.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2017 06:43 AM (0R8lo)

784 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 29, 2017 06:44 AM (hyuyC)

785 13℉ here in Kansas. A heat wave compared to the next two nights.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 29, 2017 06:48 AM (hyuyC)

786 A balmy 8 above here in No. Ill. Tomorrow the high for the day is 3 above.

Posted by: Bruce at December 29, 2017 06:50 AM (8ikIW)

787 13 F here in Kansas. A heat wave compared to the next two nights.



Yeah. 18 predicted for here Sunday & Monday night.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2017 06:52 AM (0R8lo)

788 Minus 7 here in northern MA.

Heat is out at work.

Colder than Hillary's womb.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 29, 2017 06:52 AM (kqsXK)

789

13℉ here in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Acme Enterprises at December 29, 2017 06:52 AM (2FqvZ)

790 Looking at -11℉ the morning of the 1st.

The weathermen seem to have a slight upward error on temps.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 29, 2017 06:52 AM (hyuyC)

791 Talking with my buddy, who thinks he's mister ecology/environment, last year. He was droning on about the CO2 crap. I asked him, what is the perfect temp that the world is supposed to be?

Crickets

Posted by: Bruce at December 29, 2017 06:54 AM (8ikIW)

792 A balmy 8 above here in No. Ill. Tomorrow the high for the day is 3 above.



If I watched our local news, I'm sure there would be hand wringing for the homeless, in the face of these temps.

How do you help people that don't want it?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2017 06:55 AM (0R8lo)

793 How do you help people that don't want it?
Posted by: rickb223

There was a report on News Radio!! about that. Activists figure we need more psychological help, jobs training, and low cost housing for the homeless.
I suggest that they take a homeless person or 2 or 3 home with them for a year and provide them at the least the low cost housing.

Posted by: Bruce at December 29, 2017 06:57 AM (8ikIW)

794 We're ok here in Texas. For now. Bottom is predicted to drop out Sunday night/Monday morning.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2017 06:43 AM (0R8lo

I got's a baad feeling about probability for the black-ice Sunday night into Monday morning.

Supposed to travel from my sanctuary just south of shit-hole Dallas to Cen-Tex on Sunday. Looks like drizzle and temps hitting the 20's by around nightfall.

Posted by: texcat at December 29, 2017 07:00 AM (wf3RQ)

795 I got's a baad feeling about probability for the black-ice Sunday night into Monday morning.

Supposed to travel from my sanctuary just south of shit-hole Dallas to Cen-Tex on Sunday. Looks like drizzle and temps hitting the 20's by around nightfall.


It goes without saying, but be careful!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2017 07:02 AM (0R8lo)

796 [X] exclamation point!
Posted by: Acme Enterprises at December 29, 2017 04:00 AM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 29, 2017 07:03 AM (DMUuz)

797
Wonder how many will die in the next 7 to 10 days with this cold? How many house fires, chimney fires, bad extension cords on space heaters will turn into arc welders, carbon monoxide poisoning, water main breaks, etc.

The MSM will have to downplay it.

Of. Course.

Doesn't fit the agenda of the left.

Posted by: Acme Enterprises at December 29, 2017 07:07 AM (2FqvZ)

798 796 Hillary!

What happened to High Energy Jeb!?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 29, 2017 07:09 AM (hyuyC)

799 J.J. on it. Nood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 29, 2017 07:11 AM (hyuyC)

800 I got's a baad feeling about probability for the black-ice Sunday night into Monday morning.

Posted by: texcat at December 29, 2017 07:00 AM (wf3RQ)


The only way to drive on black ice is very slowly with four studded tires. Or chains. Otherwise don't even try.

Even if you're able to keep your own car under control the odds that someone else will lose control and run into you is off the chart.

Posted by: Acme Enterprises at December 29, 2017 07:11 AM (2FqvZ)

801 JJ is up

Posted by: rickb223 at December 29, 2017 07:13 AM (0R8lo)

802 Um, so what happens when the FIRST box is removed from the truck? Is it *still* optimized for the whole?

What. Fucking. Morons.

Posted by: fretless at December 29, 2017 11:51 AM (sGtp+)

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