CNN is Real News, Mr. President




CNN is immune to the freezing cold because only their hate keeps them warm.

Well, just two things: their hate and their permanent, quivering outrage.

Just three things, then: their hate, their permanent, quivering outrage, and their pink pussy hats.

Okay, just four things keep them warm: Their hate, their permanent, quivering outrage, their pink pussy hats, and rousing recitations of poetry by #SassyJim Acosta.

Posted by: Ace at 08:08 PM




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1 Hello

Posted by: JAS at December 28, 2017 08:09 PM (7JbXq)

2 Yes, we have no bananas.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2017 08:09 PM (QCX64)

3 Hai hai!

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 28, 2017 08:09 PM (NaVqA)

4 What about the aqueducts?

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at December 28, 2017 08:11 PM (e4ZX9)

5 It's an editorial. No effing way was is it hard news.


Posted by: JAS at December 28, 2017 08:11 PM (7JbXq)

6 On a happy note, Anderson Cooper will be freezing his nut sack off on New Years Eve doing a show nobody will watch.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2017 08:11 PM (/tuJf)

7
Your Tribunes and Defenders of Democracy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2017 08:11 PM (sDVm2)

8 Clown News Network

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2017 08:11 PM (UdKB7)

9 This weather could freeze your dick off!

Posted by: Bea Arthur at December 28, 2017 08:12 PM (zCyNd)

10 As I said in the last thread:

That tweet is absolutely awesome and dead accurate.

It's almost as if he knows that the whole point of AGW is to redistribute American wealth to the rest of the world.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 08:12 PM (sdi6R)

11 Jim Acosta is a fag and a retard. A fagtard.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2017 08:12 PM (Sfs6o)

12 Communist News Network.


Posted by: JAS at December 28, 2017 08:12 PM (7JbXq)

13 It is Hilarious; It is so cold in NC I can't stand to go outside.. Global Warming, HaHa

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at December 28, 2017 08:12 PM (Vuaet)

14 6 On a happy note, Anderson Cooper will be freezing his nut sack off on New Years Eve doing a show nobody will watch.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2017 08:11 PM (/tuJf)


On a sad note, Kathy Griffin won't be there.

Posted by: Tami at December 28, 2017 08:12 PM (Enq6K)

15 Anyone who mocks "global warming" has my unalloyed support.

Why? Because if the evidence were dispositive, it'd be easy to humiliate the mocker.

The fact that they can only sputter in impotent rage speaks volumes, viz., it's shit unsupported by scientific evidence.

And no, Virginia, computer models are NOT scientific evidence. "Jurassic Park" was made with computer models.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2017 08:12 PM (/odH0)

16 He's living rent free in their chyrons.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at December 28, 2017 08:12 PM (+y/Ru)

17 It was bitterly cold as we walked to the pub last night. The windchill was -10 to -20, and we started singing the "If We Had Some Global Warming" song to keep warm.

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 28, 2017 08:12 PM (XKZwp)

18 >>> Okay, just four things keep them warm:

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Posted by: fluffy at December 28, 2017 08:12 PM (cHbmY)

19 He's probably disappointed that Kathy Griffin got fired now because she could freeze to death on New Years Eve.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 28, 2017 08:13 PM (O5Q3r)

20
And THIS is why the Fascists and their Cucks want President Trump to stop tweeting.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 28, 2017 08:13 PM (7ziqN)

21 >>On a sad note, Kathy Griffin won't be there.

Yea, but that will kill her inside so happy!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2017 08:13 PM (/tuJf)

22 6 On a happy note, Anderson Cooper will be freezing his nut sack off on New Years Eve doing a show nobody will watch.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2017 08:11 PM (/tuJf)


Unless he's getting teabagged throughout the festivities -something I wouldn't want to bet against.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2017 08:13 PM (/odH0)

23 the real story is that CNN managed to capture not 1 but 2 shadow people on film.

Posted by: Monk at December 28, 2017 08:13 PM (g4lFK)

24 Okay, just four things keep them warm: Their hate, their permanent, quivering outrage, their pink pussy hats, and rousing recitations of poetry by #SassyJim Acosta.




And this lamp?

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2017 08:14 PM (+lOpA)

25 TRUMP PLUNGES TEMPERATURES JUST TO KEEP HIS TWO SCOOPS FROM MELTING, AND TO CHILL ALL THAT DIET COKE!!!


/CNN

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2017 08:14 PM (oVJmc)

26 21 >>On a sad note, Kathy Griffin won't be there.

Yea, but that will kill her inside so happy!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2017 08:13 PM (/tuJf)

You're a glass half full kinda guy, huh Jack?

Posted by: Tami at December 28, 2017 08:14 PM (Enq6K)

27 TRUMP WANTS US ALL TO FREEZE TO DEATH IN THE CAMPS!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at December 28, 2017 08:14 PM (O5Q3r)

28 No other republican could have or would have made a tweet like that. Not a one. Give your self another scoop, Donnie, you've earned it.

Posted by: josephistan at December 28, 2017 08:14 PM (ANIFC)

29 Jim Acosta is a fag and a retard. A fagtard.

A regot?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2017 08:15 PM (oVJmc)

30 LMAO The Donald's troll fu remains epic.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 08:15 PM (aikzF)

31
It just hit me the other day. Anderson Cooper reminds me of Mr. Humphries from Are You Being Served. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries.

I can see ol' Anderson floating around acting just like him.

And I see he (John Inman) died back in '07.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 08:15 PM (8O3HH)

32
Breaking Fake News

Trump Stays In Florida While Millions In Northeast Suffer Cold Snap

Posted by: cnn fake news at December 28, 2017 08:15 PM (7ziqN)

33
On a sad note, Kathy Griffin won't be there.

Posted by: Tami at December 28, 2017


Just her severed head.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2017 08:15 PM (sDVm2)

34 What?! My "poetry" isn't good enough for CNN?!

Racist honkies.

Posted by: Maya Angelou at December 28, 2017 08:15 PM (pb0y8)

35 23 the real story is that CNN managed to capture not 1 but 2 shadow people on film.
Posted by: Monk at December 28, 2017 08:13 PM (g4lFK)

???

Posted by: josephistan at December 28, 2017 08:15 PM (ANIFC)

36 I have a double coated dog and even he says fuck this cold.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at December 28, 2017 08:15 PM (KEcW4)

37 Things I'm truly thankful for: that CNN isn't fundamentally competent.

Posted by: strawdog at December 28, 2017 08:16 PM (Cssks)

38 The saddest thing is that Kathy Griffin sold her hair to buy Anderson Cooper a watch fob....

Posted by: O. Henry Molnar at December 28, 2017 08:16 PM (zCyNd)

39 OT:

Nuts.

I guess no Hokie win tonight. The Pokes just have too much offense. Last interception was a killer.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2017 08:16 PM (peJQi)

40 29 Jim Acosta is a fag and a retard. A fagtard.

A regot?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2017 08:15 PM (oVJmc)
-------
Why yes, in a manner of speaking.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2017 08:16 PM (Sfs6o)

41 38 The saddest thing is that Kathy Griffin sold her hair to buy Anderson Cooper a watch fob....
Posted by: O. Henry Molnar at December 28, 2017 08:16 PM (zCyNd)

LOL

Posted by: josephistan at December 28, 2017 08:16 PM (ANIFC)

42 Every time a bell rings, a Jedi gets her wings.

Posted by: CGI Super Leia at December 28, 2017 08:17 PM (M7eqI)

43 some news chyron got me to unmute Shep just long enough to hear him assert ... "global warming is real and real scientists have found that humans are causing most of it ..." then something about SUVs and I hit the mute again.

those are activists Shemp, even if they have a degree or two, they have a job dependent on promoting the narrative. But these on air talking heads love to scold people even when they barely made it through high school biology.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2017 08:17 PM (otAqJ)

44 >>You're a glass half full kinda guy, huh Jack?

Trump has wildly exceeded my expectations and while pretty much nobody is looking draining the swamp of all sorts of cretins, particularly in the intelligence community, while finding time to troll liberals on twitter and drive them batshit insane.

So yes, my glass runneth over.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2017 08:17 PM (/tuJf)

45 Just her severed head.


That's where all the ugly is concentrated.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2017 08:17 PM (+lOpA)

46 Do Tax Cuts cause Polar Vortexes ?

Posted by: CNN at December 28, 2017 08:18 PM (0+DvI)

47 Sources Say Trump Orders Halliburton Weather Machine To Create Extreme Cold To Divert Attention From Russia Collusion, Fish Food, Tree Cutting Scandals

Posted by: This...is CNN at December 28, 2017 08:18 PM (O5Q3r)

48 *sigh*

They're as ridiculous as they are predictable.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 28, 2017 08:18 PM (NWiLs)

49 I hope Jim Acosta freezes his tiny, little nutsack off.

Posted by: mpfs, Having a Deplorable Time! at December 28, 2017 08:18 PM (ERQ7V)

50 Did the Fagtards ever enter the Tard Coalition?

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2017 08:18 PM (+lOpA)

51 I've had about enough of Winter.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 08:18 PM (Tm40M)

52
Just her severed head.


Careful, it can still turn people to stone.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2017 08:18 PM (oVJmc)

53 And yet every 3-day heatwave in August proves CAGW.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2017 08:18 PM (QCX64)

54 Freezings.
Nothing more than freezings.
Trying to forget I'm freezing off toes.
Teardrops freezing down on my face,
Trying to forget I'm feelings off toes..

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at December 28, 2017 08:18 PM (+y/Ru)

55 I like the headline. It reinforces what Trump said. I do not think that was CNNs intention.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 28, 2017 08:18 PM (2DOZq)

56 And people labeled Ted Turner a crackpot, which he was, but by today's CNN standards the guy is George Washington on the Potomac! He pushed a baseball with his nose on all fours from third base to home plate as owner of the Braves yet that looks tame compared to this crew of fukking idiots!!!

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 28, 2017 08:19 PM (yhf6w)

57 I'm going to drive my big ass V-8 pickup truck to my farm and chop down a tree tomorrow in honor of CNN.

Posted by: Weasel at December 28, 2017 08:19 PM (Sfs6o)

58 PDT sure puts an Oliver Twist in their knickers.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2017 08:20 PM (96bKD)

59
"global warming is real and real scientists have found that humansRepublicans are causing most of it ..."

Fixed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2017 08:20 PM (KNzjs)

60 CNBC director Dan Switzen---charged with
unlawful surveillance.
His 18-year-old au pair and her friends discovered a hidden camera inside of a tissue box in her bathroom.

Posted by: Ha Ha Ha - hahaha at December 28, 2017 08:20 PM (JJev6)

61 Okay, just four things keep them warm: Their hate, their permanent, quivering outrage, their pink pussy hats, and rousing recitations of poetry by #SassyJim Acosta.


Hmph, CNN does not have the high quality standards that OUR network has! Now if you would excuse me, my shock therapy starts in 5 minutes. I do wish someone would loosen my straitjacket. Its hard to eat this paste.

Posted by: Chris Hayes, totally sane at December 28, 2017 08:20 PM (peJQi)

62 If it were 20 degrees above average, they'd be doing AGW stories themselves.


Because they don't know what 'average' means.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2017 08:20 PM (oVJmc)

63 Remember when CNN doxxed that 16 yr old who tweeted the DJT body slam gif...and then the internets made CNN pay?

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2017 08:20 PM (XNkEi)

64 And he sold his gold pocket watch to buy her a set of combs and brushes.


Posted by: JAS at December 28, 2017 08:21 PM (7JbXq)

65 >> CNBC director Dan Switzen---charged with
unlawful surveillance. His 18-year-old au pair and her friends discovered a hidden camera inside of a tissue box in her bathroom.


The tissue box being inside the toilet was her first clue.


Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 08:21 PM (Tm40M)

66 I would hate to see the WSJ take over CNN. Competent reporting + mass audience + anti-Trump.

Posted by: strawdog at December 28, 2017 08:21 PM (Cssks)

67 It'll be so cold parents will wish their kids misbehaved before Christmas so that the stockings would have been filled with coal to burn.

Posted by: jim at December 28, 2017 08:21 PM (gjGvH)

68 Mike Gundy looks like a wife swapper.

Posted by: Monk at December 28, 2017 08:21 PM (g4lFK)

69
His 18-year-old au pair and her friends discovered a hidden camera inside of a tissue box in her bathroom.


Oh, pere!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2017 08:22 PM (oVJmc)

70 Trump is our SMOD because he dares to say that which cannot be uttered.

Trump is the killing word!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2017 08:22 PM (qJtVm)

71 Trump prepares America for Russian take-over with nation-wide cold-snap.

Wammen, POC, & LGBTQ+, hardest hit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 28, 2017 08:23 PM (fA1SL)

72 On the first day of the New Year,
CNN gave to me
Fake News on my TV.

Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2017 08:23 PM (9hz4k)

73 Mike Gundy looks like a wife swapper.

Image search on Mrs. Gundy says 'we approve.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2017 08:23 PM (oVJmc)

74
38 The saddest thing is that Kathy Griffin sold her hair to buy Anderson Cooper a watch fob....
Posted by: O. Henry Molnar at December 28, 2017 08:16 PM (zCyNd)







No way am I looking up "watch fob" on Urban Dictionary......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 28, 2017 08:23 PM (eXA4G)

75 I picture all 17 million saying he same thing as Trump on with more profanity. Where is the mother freaking global warming !!!

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 28, 2017 08:24 PM (2DOZq)

76 No way am I looking up "watch fob" on Urban Dictionary......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 28, 2017 08:23 PM (eXA4G)

Heh.

Posted by: O. Henry Molnar at December 28, 2017 08:24 PM (zCyNd)

77 I miss the 18 year old European Au Pairs of my youth...

they were always so starved for attention. And other things.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 08:24 PM (Tm40M)

78 This tweet was so on the money. Just outright mocking the left and there's nothing they can do about it without looking foolish. Touche Trump- way better than I could do

Posted by: BacktoGA at December 28, 2017 08:24 PM (NJR2/)

79 In a week, somewhere on the loony left internet, there will be a claim that this December was the warmest December ever on record.

Posted by: jsg at December 28, 2017 08:24 PM (0+DvI)

80
Wait there are people beaming down to the CNN set?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2017 08:25 PM (SiINZ)

81 'Trump is our SMOD because he dares to say that which cannot be uttered.'

I've thought the same thing. He's like a gift from space, destroying the left with flaming tweets.

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2017 08:25 PM (UdKB7)

82 Ugh the libtard with the dorky glasses is back

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 08:25 PM (aikzF)

83 68 Mike Gundy looks like a wife swapper.
Posted by: Monk at December 28, 2017 08:21 PM (g4lFK)



lol. He does.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2017 08:25 PM (+lOpA)

84
Why is Trump Politicizing The Weather!!

Posted by: cnn fake news at December 28, 2017 08:25 PM (7ziqN)

85 On the Second day of the New Year,
CNN Gave to me Two Fits of Hissy,
And Fake News on my TV.

Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2017 08:25 PM (9hz4k)

86 51 I've had about enough of Winter.
Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 08:18 PM (Tm40M)


Um, it only started a week ago.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

87 Rose Marie died. I'm kind of surprised she was still alive. 94.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 08:26 PM (lwiT4)

88
Take my wife, please!

Posted by: Mike Gundy at December 28, 2017 08:26 PM (8O3HH)

89
Trump mocks global warming as people are freezing their asses off. Gee, I wonder why

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2017 08:26 PM (SiINZ)

90

95% of scientists say we're all going to die.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 08:26 PM (IqV8l)

91 Remember that CNN suggested a black hole might be the reason for the missing Malaysia airliner. Yeah, the stupid is strong at CNN.

Posted by: dantesed at December 28, 2017 08:26 PM (88xKn)

92 PDT sure puts an Oliver Twist in their knickers.

-
Please, sir, can I have some more groveling?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at December 28, 2017 08:26 PM (+y/Ru)

93 Congress goes on recess.

Record cold across nation.

Tap the Strategic Hot Air Reserve!

Posted by: Miklos, workingon his Lego climate model at December 28, 2017 08:26 PM (zCyNd)

94 Virginia Tech still hanging in there

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 08:26 PM (aikzF)

95 Um, it only started a week ago.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 08:26 PM (sdi6R)
======================

Long enough. Let's be done with this now.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 08:26 PM (lwiT4)

96 The Left thought they solved this problem by changing the scams name to Climate Change.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 28, 2017 08:27 PM (2DOZq)

97 It is pretty fucking cold.. and lately all I wanna do is sleep.

And it's times like this I wish I had a girlfriend to curl up with.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 28, 2017 08:27 PM (MCoDg)

98 So yes, my glass runneth over.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2017 08:17 PM (/tuJf)
------------

Spoken like a true ray of sunshine.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2017 08:27 PM (kNasr)

99 Only Trump can troll the entire world.

But now Prince Harry is nevah gonna give Trump an invite to his wedding, cuz him and MeAgain2 are big Climate Change believers.

Sad.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 28, 2017 08:27 PM (0ogQG)

100 "95% of scientists say we're all going to die. "

I'm curious as to what the other 5 percent say.

Posted by: freaked at December 28, 2017 08:27 PM (UdKB7)

101 Georgia finally makes it to the Rose Bowl, and they are playing Oklahoma.

They are going to be creamed.

Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2017 08:27 PM (9hz4k)

102 TD Hokies

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 08:28 PM (aikzF)

103 Ridicule is the strongest weapon, Hillarynski wrote.

A pleasure to watch a master wield it.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2017 08:28 PM (clYld)

104 Der Trumpenfuhrer just keeps delivering. Glorious.


Where's the NHL classic game this year? In Ottawa they have a problem with the hockey tournament on the outdoor rink on Parliament Hill because - too cold (ice gets brittle, actually kind of dangerous to play on). Hope that doesn't affect the NHL game, which I like to watch (thanks JackStraw for the reminder, forgot it was on New Year's Day).


Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 28, 2017 08:28 PM (NDlpU)

105 I'm waiting for one of those CNN talking heads to explode.

Literally blood spewing all over the set.

It's coming.

Nobody can hate everything that much for that long without an eventual breakdown.

I'm not going to watch CNN however, because FOX will do a better job covering it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2017 08:28 PM (UsCnO)

106 >>Um, it only started a week ago.


It got a running start up here...been snowing, mostly, for like 8 days.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 08:28 PM (Tm40M)

107 >>>Wait there are people beaming down to the CNN set?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

lol
coke please

Posted by: concrete girl at December 28, 2017 08:28 PM (9R040)

108 Okay, just four things keep them warm: Their hate, their permanent,
quivering outrage, their pink pussy hats, and rousing recitations of
poetry by #SassyJim Acosta.


Among their weapons are: hate, permanent quivering outrage, pink pussy hats, rousing recitations of poetry, and an almost fanatical sense of devotion to the Dope (B. Obama).

Posted by: pep at December 28, 2017 08:28 PM (LAe3v)

109 I've had about enough of Winter.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 08:18 PM (Tm40M)



You never like Maude Frickert?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2017 08:28 PM (SiINZ)

110 "and this lamp"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 28, 2017 08:28 PM (LWu6U)

111 Cool Chinese New Year pic on Breitbart, Year of the dog with a scalp weasel https://goo.gl/DGNtdp

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 28, 2017 08:28 PM (pzA2L)

112 This weather could freeze your dick off!

Posted by: Bea Arthur at December 28, 2017 08:12 PM (zCyNd)
---
oh goodie!

i'll be outside for a while...

Posted by: Bradley Manning, Traitorous Scumbag at December 28, 2017 08:28 PM (QDw86)

113 Grandma got molested by a reindeer.

Posted by: #MeToo at December 28, 2017 08:29 PM (M7eqI)

114 >>>And it's times like this I wish I had a girlfriend to curl up with.

Trolling for booty!!
Go!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Fa La La La La La La FA LA LA LA LA LA LA at December 28, 2017 08:29 PM (KEcW4)

115 SassyJim Acosta.

Is that the new beef stick from Slim Jim?

Oh Yeah!!!

Posted by: Bruce at December 28, 2017 08:29 PM (8ikIW)

116
Carl Reiner is still alive, 95, a little over a year older than Rose Marie.

Dick Van Dyke is 92.

Richard Deacon who played Mel, has been dead since '84, I see.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 08:29 PM (8O3HH)

117 79 In a week, somewhere on the loony left internet, there will be a claim that this December was the warmest December ever on record.
Posted by: jsg



Is it snowing in Austraila?? NO!! GLOBAL WARMING!! DENIERS!!!

Posted by: Chris Hayes, totally sane at December 28, 2017 08:29 PM (peJQi)

118 Yeah. Put me in the Abolish Winter club.

Just don't make the summers any hotter.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2017 08:29 PM (+lOpA)

119
I saw Tard Coalition open for Gang of Four at the Cow Palace back in '93.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 28, 2017 08:30 PM (eXA4G)

120 Jim acosta reading select passages from Maya Angelou's Bridges of Selma County. Rousing!

Posted by: 13times at December 28, 2017 08:30 PM (WHVu+)

121 It's so cold you could freeze your dick back on!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2017 08:30 PM (T28di)

122 "95% of scientists say we're all going to die. "

I'm curious as to what the other 5 percent say.


They want more funding.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2017 08:30 PM (oVJmc)

123 Maybe I'll watch" Day After Tomorrow" .

Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2017 08:30 PM (96bKD)

124 >>Just don't make the summers any hotter.


It should never get colder than 40 or warmer than 74.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 08:30 PM (Tm40M)

125 Richard Deacon who played Mel, has been dead since '84, I see.
--------------------------


I forgot about him. He was funny. Always the patsy. That was a good show.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 08:30 PM (lwiT4)

126
I'm not going to watch CNN however, because FOX will do a better job covering it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 28, 2017 08:28 PM


Somebody will put a looping video on Youtube.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 08:31 PM (IqV8l)

127 "Trump mocks global warming as 17m Americans face plunging temps"

That's like:

"Trump mocks Marxism as 30m Venezuelans face starvation and death squads"

What is your point?

If you promote global warming even when people are freezing because there is no such thing, isn't that a worse form of mockery? "Oh stop whining about the cold! This is the warmest year on record, you privileged carbon terrorist!"

Like that Dalrymple quote as to how the purpose of Leftist propaganda is to humiliate you by forcing people to confess something that they know is false.

Trump is trying to throw of the shackles of this idiotic braindamage so that we no longer have to feel guilty about releasing CO2 in order to stay warm. I think it's commendable. The media are the callous ones. Trump should sign an EO to have their heating cut off.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 28, 2017 08:31 PM (/qEW2)

128 There's always a heavy dusting of fresh powder in my knickers.

Posted by: Hillary at December 28, 2017 08:31 PM (Tm40M)

129 Carl Reiner can be the new Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 28, 2017 08:31 PM (2DOZq)

130 I remember when the NHL had their Winter Classic at Wrigley Field a few years ago. The hockey rink was set up in the infield, and as the players entered the stadium they all tapped home plate with their sticks. I thought that was classy.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 08:31 PM (sdi6R)

131 After ten winters in Winterpeg, I wear shorts almost year round here.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 08:31 PM (aikzF)

132 It should never get colder than 40 or warmer than 74.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 08:30 PM (Tm40M)
================

94. 74, you can hardly swim.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 08:31 PM (lwiT4)

133 It was in the negative numbers yesterday on my drive back from Michigan. So cold my windshield wiper fluid spritzer was frozen, which made driving with a salt-encrusted windshield super happy funtimes. Pulling over to wipe it off as trucks honked at me was the icing on the unicorn poop cake.

Speaking of unicorns, is anyone else watching Happy? I'm kinda digging the wiggy-ness of it all.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2017 08:31 PM (qJtVm)

134
Carl Reiner is still alive, 95, a little over a year older than Rose Marie.

Dick Van Dyke is 92.

Richard Deacon who played Mel, has been dead since '84, I see.


Jerry Paris, neighbor Jerry Helper, died in '86.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 28, 2017 08:31 PM (oVJmc)

135 94 Virginia Tech still hanging in there


A defensive stop here would be nice.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2017 08:31 PM (peJQi)

136 auscolpyr,
Thanks for the link to the pic. Haha!
Hope you had a good Christmas!

Posted by: lin-duh at December 28, 2017 08:32 PM (kufk0)

137 Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 08:31 PM (sdi6R)
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That was so cool.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 08:32 PM (lwiT4)

138 Lefties have all become Grouchy Smurf.

Nobody cares what Grouchy Smurf hates.

They kinda laugh at Grouchy Smurf.

Because Grouchy Smurf hates All The Things.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2017 08:32 PM (T28di)

139 >> I forgot about him. He was funny. Always the patsy.

He and Rose Marie were good friends. When Rose Marie's husband died (a long time ago), she gave him all her husband's clothes. They were the same height and build.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 08:32 PM (8O3HH)

140 It's beginning to look NOT like Christmas
the decorations are gone
Packed away for another year
I really don't want to hear
another sappy awful Christmas song.
it's beginning to look NOT like Christmas
everywhere you go
Take a look at the outdoor lights
they aren't turned on tonight
they will be gone too in a week or so!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 28, 2017 08:33 PM (yTnCT)

141 grammie sorry about your weather. Only a high of 74 here today, but in the sun, felt like low 80s. Still dryer than an m-fer. Actually hoping the Sierras and CO mountains see lots of winter starting soon, would like to go play in their snow this winter.

Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 28, 2017 08:33 PM (NDlpU)

142
The outside pens the youngsters use are wet and muddy so we put a couple of bales of hay in them. It's like puppy crack: they charge through the bales, burrow through them, toss flakes in the air and have epic battles in the scattered hay.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2017 08:33 PM (+7k+k)

143 94!

No. That's too fucking hot.

Besides, if I never went swimming again I would be just fine with that.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 08:33 PM (Tm40M)

144 winter is here in SoCal too...

mnid-80s today, clear, dry and breezy...

high-40's tonight, so cold as hell.


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2017 08:33 PM (QDw86)

145 104:Where's the NHL classic game this year?


CitiField in NYC. Its the Buffalo Sabres vs. NYRangers.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2017 08:33 PM (peJQi)

146 Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 08:30 PM (T

And only rain between 2am and 4am on Monday and Tuesday.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 28, 2017 08:34 PM (2DOZq)

147 It should never get colder than 40 or warmer than 74.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 08:30 PM (Tm40M)


A law was made a distant moon ago here:
July and August cannot be too hot.
And there's a legal limit to the snow here
In Camelot.
The winter is forbidden till December
And exits March the second on the dot.
By order, summer lingers through September
In Camelot.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2017 08:34 PM (SiINZ)

148 Duvall in Broken Trail- Gonna freeze your balls off , Boys."

Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2017 08:34 PM (96bKD)

149 I spent part of the day with a friend who refers to him as "Trumpass" (rhymes sorta with "dumbass"). I pretended not to notice. I was honestly shocked. This is a nice, pretty lady who is usually as sweet as pecan pie and does a lot of volunteer work for her church.

If Trump has her acting like this, then I won't be surprised if newsrooms get a few degrees warmer as heads spontaneously combust!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 28, 2017 08:34 PM (G8B7r)

150 95. Quit yer bitchin'!
Here - watch some kids in Yakutsk leaving school.

https://youtu.be/WcQVKwzBMzY

That's winter.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 28, 2017 08:34 PM (fA1SL)

151 When Rose Marie's husband died (a long time ago), she gave him all her husband's clothes. They were the same height and build.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 08:32 PM (8O3HH)
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Oh, what a nice story.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 08:34 PM (lwiT4)

152 >>So cold my windshield wiper fluid spritzer was frozen, which made driving with a salt-encrusted windshield super happy funtimes. Pulling over to wipe it off as trucks honked at me was the icing on the unicorn poop cake.



Just build a small fire on the dashboard.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 08:34 PM (Tm40M)

153 There was an episode where there was mention of them going to see a play. MTM said it was called 'An Arm or a Dillo'.


For the past 40 years of my life I have been saying to myself 'what the ....???'

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 28, 2017 08:35 PM (NaVqA)

154 129 Carl Reiner can be the new Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 28, 2017 08:31 PM (2DOZq)


Carl Reiner should have had his balls cut off before he fathered that useless turd of a son.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2017 08:35 PM (/odH0)

155 It should never get colder than 40 or warmer than 74.


So let it be written.

Posted by: Yul Brynner in that movie at December 28, 2017 08:35 PM (+lOpA)

156 94!



No. That's too fucking hot.



Besides, if I never went swimming again I would be just fine with that.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 08:33 PM (Tm40M)
=====================

Oh pish posh. It has to be hot enough so's that you can float in the pool and have happy people bring you drinks.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 08:36 PM (lwiT4)

157 I'd like to hear about a situation in which Jim Acosta goes to sleep and wakes up in a sugar cane field in Cuba.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 28, 2017 08:36 PM (4ErVI)

158 garrett where I live I think the mean annual low is about 4 degrees lower than the mean annual high - both in the high 60s/low 70s. Sort of like being inside.

Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 28, 2017 08:37 PM (NDlpU)

159 144 winter is here in SoCal too...

mnid-80s today, clear, dry and breezy...

high-40's tonight, so cold as hell.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 28, 2017 08:33 PM (QDw86)


Yeah, we were bundled up. I briefly thought about putting on long pants, but then thought ... nah. I'll be warm enough in my t-shirt and shorts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2017 08:37 PM (/odH0)

160 That's winter.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 28, 2017 08:34 PM (fA1SL)

At least they have boots.

Posted by: jsg at December 28, 2017 08:37 PM (0+DvI)

161 Nice tackling Hokies.

Dumbasses.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2017 08:37 PM (peJQi)

162 When your weather is poised to kill you, it's time for spring. Or a vacation in Cancun.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 08:38 PM (lwiT4)

163 152 >>So cold my windshield wiper fluid spritzer was frozen, which made driving with a salt-encrusted windshield super happy funtimes. Pulling over to wipe it off as trucks honked at me was the icing on the unicorn poop cake.



Just build a small fire on the dashboard.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 08:34 PM (Tm40M)


Blinker fluid freezes at a lower temp.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 28, 2017 08:38 PM (NaVqA)

164 This is how insane the libtards are: A HS classmate of mine is a board member for a mid-sized airport. So, you might properly assume she is an accomplished, sober business woman. I asked her not long ago what was the process to select CNN as the sole *news* outlet displayed on the airports screens.

She immediately launched into a blistering attack on my parentage, education, raw intelligence and morality without ever once mentioning the process. Apparently, by simply asking the question, I am some religious, homophobic, pro-life, Trump voting misogynist.

Thanks for the explanation Sweetie!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2017 08:38 PM (tr2D7)

165 I remember when the NHL had their Winter Classic at Wrigley Field a few years ago. The hockey rink was set up in the infield, and as the players entered the stadium they all tapped home plate with their sticks. I thought that was classy.
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 08:31 PM

My favorite is still Leafs vs Redwings in Michigan Stadium during a blizzard. Best alumni game and the main event went into overtime.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 28, 2017 08:38 PM (G8B7r)

166 @#70,

Trump no longer requires the weirding module.

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 28, 2017 08:38 PM (VDbGO)

167 I'm assuming those wild fires in SoCal are now under control?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2017 08:38 PM (peJQi)

168 People set their ac to 71 or 72 in the summer and the heat at 73 or 74 in the winter.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 28, 2017 08:39 PM (2DOZq)

169
One of the most famous behind the scenes stories about the DVD Show involved Meathead.

Carl let the young teenaged Meathead run around on the set a lot. One time, the horny little bastard just couldn't resist and grabbed Mary Tyler Moore on the ass. Remember those capri pants?

Well, young Meathead just went for it.

Years later, during some cast reunion show, and this around the Meathead's heyday and MTM's during the MTM show, she told ol' Meathead to go for it again.

He did, and she did her "Oh, Rob!" routine much to everyone's amusement. Or so the story goes.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 08:39 PM (8O3HH)

170 It may be cold, but all of this winning sure does make it better. Thanks Donny Two Scoops! MAGA

Posted by: Minuteman at December 28, 2017 08:39 PM (A3b6q)

171 So cold my windshield wiper fluid spritzer was frozen, which made driving with a salt-encrusted windshield super happy funtimes.

Aqueous methanol, FTW.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2017 08:39 PM (/odH0)

172 I am some religious, homophobic, pro-life, Trump voting misogynist.
========================


Me TOO!

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 08:39 PM (lwiT4)

173 >>>Trump mocks global warming as 17m Americans face plunging temps<<<

You're going to cry, cry-cry-cry!

youtube.com/watch?v=YMgtjYv7zIo


Posted by: Fritz at December 28, 2017 08:39 PM (A1FgP)

174 Posted by: lin-duh at December 28, 2017 08:32 PM (kufk0)

I did, with the kid. A little bit of driving but worth it. Thank you for asking. I hope yours went well.

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 28, 2017 08:39 PM (pzA2L)

175 140 Same here at Casa H.

The last of the Christmas decor went back into storage this evening, and the house is back to normal.

Feels liberating, like taking off your bra at then end of the day!

Posted by: ALH at December 28, 2017 08:40 PM (9hz4k)

176 In the Twin Peaks reboot, a dream sequence will have Jim Acosta reciting poetry while palominos give birth in the background. Stay tuned.

Posted by: David Lynch at December 28, 2017 08:40 PM (5wCUq)

177 Like I always say, I like living where I do because I get some of every kind of weather, but not too much of anything.

It's been about 20 in the daytime the past few days, which is cold, but not as bad as some of you are reporting.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 08:40 PM (sdi6R)

178 Shorter Trump: Global Warming is commie redistributionist bullshit.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 28, 2017 08:40 PM (A3b6q)

179 Maybe I'll watch" Day After Tomorrow" .
Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2017 08:30 PM (96bKD)


Wasn't that the stupid movie in which glow-bull warmening caused a mini ice-age?

I guess my hate for Hollyweird and the MFM will have to keep me warm.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 28, 2017 08:41 PM (5Yee7)

180 Aqueous methanol, FTW.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2017 08:39 PM (/odH0)
---

With lime juice, in a martini glass?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2017 08:41 PM (qJtVm)

181
Years later, during some cast reunion show, and this around the Meathead's heyday and MTM's during the MTM show, she told ol' Meathead to go for it again.

He did, and she did her "Oh, Rob!" routine much to everyone's amusement. Or so the story goes.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 08:39 PM


She should have joined the MeToo squad.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 08:41 PM (IqV8l)

182 You're going to cry, cry-cry-cry!

youtube.com/watch?v=YMgtjYv7zIo




Posted by: Fritz at December 28, 2017 08:39 PM (A1FgP)
==================

I love that song! Playing it on YouTube.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 08:41 PM (lwiT4)

183 164 This is how insane the libtards are: A HS classmate of mine is a board member for a mid-sized airport. So, you might properly assume she is an accomplished, sober business woman. I asked her not long ago what was the process to select CNN as the sole *news* outlet displayed on the airports screens.

She immediately launched into a blistering attack on my parentage, education, raw intelligence and morality without ever once mentioning the process. Apparently, by simply asking the question, I am some religious, homophobic, pro-life, Trump voting misogynist.

Thanks for the explanation Sweetie!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2017 08:38 PM (tr2D7)


You see, this is why I keep my tablet with me, with the app that operates as a remote. I've lost track of how many TVs I've turned down in volume, or changed over to Fox News, the latter in hope of causing leftists to stroke out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2017 08:42 PM (/odH0)

184 Damn, just barely a good kick.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 08:42 PM (aikzF)

185
Thanks for the explanation Sweetie!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2017 08:38 PM (tr2D7)










Betcha she didn't want to admit that CNN pays them to be the airport's news channel.......which I've kind of suspected for awhile now.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 28, 2017 08:42 PM (eXA4G)

186 149 I spent part of the day with a friend who refers to him as "Trumpass" (rhymes sorta with "dumbass"). I pretended not to notice. I was honestly shocked. This is a nice, pretty lady who is usually as sweet as pecan pie and does a lot of volunteer work for her church.

If Trump has her acting like this, then I won't be surprised if newsrooms get a few degrees warmer as heads spontaneously combust!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 28, 2017 08:34 PM (G8B7r)

They don't just hate Trump - he drives them to derangement. Why? Because he, unlike the rest of the GOP that have come & gone, actually means what he says & acts accordingly.

Posted by: josephistan at December 28, 2017 08:42 PM (ANIFC)

187 Fuck.

Cowboys field goal. 30-21 OKSt.


Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2017 08:42 PM (peJQi)

188 My favorite Dick Van Dyke episode was when Rob was convinced they had brought home the wrong baby from the hospital.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 08:42 PM (lwiT4)

189 De-lurk. To Build A Fire. By Jack London was linked here last night. Very apropos, and sobering! No wait! He threw down his flask after emptying it. Re-lurk.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at December 28, 2017 08:42 PM (RZWC0)

190 Years later, during some cast reunion show, and this around the Meathead's heyday and MTM's during the MTM show, she told ol' Meathead to go for it again.

He did, and she did her "Oh, Rob!" routine much to everyone's amusement. Or so the story goes.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 08:39 PM

She should have joined the MeToo squad.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 08:41 PM (IqV8l)


No. She should've decked the useless twat.

And put it on Youtube.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2017 08:42 PM (/odH0)

191 75 I picture all 17 million saying he same thing as Trump on with more profanity. Where is the mother freaking global warming !!!
__________________

It's here in AZ, where it was in the 80's today.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 28, 2017 08:43 PM (fqUgw)

192 I ran out of windshield fluid in The Catskills on my way to the slopes. You cannot proceed once that happens when there are other vehicles in front of you. Luckily some Good Samaritan pulled over and gave us some he had in his trunk.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 28, 2017 08:43 PM (2DOZq)

193 In space, no one can hear you queef.

Posted by: CGI Super Leia at December 28, 2017 08:43 PM (M7eqI)

194 The U.S. vs Canada World Juniors game tomorrow is an outdoor game too at the Bills' new stadium in Orchard Park.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2017 08:43 PM (QCX64)

195 Thanks for the explanation Sweetie!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2017 08:38 PM

Is she menopausing? You should have asked if she needed a window open or something. Ha ha.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - giving bad advice sine 2016 at December 28, 2017 08:43 PM (G8B7r)

196 Lol it was 72 today in San Diego. And right now it is 67.
Brrr.. I might need to wear socks!

Posted by: wooga at December 28, 2017 08:44 PM (4JGaO)

197 You see, this is why I keep my tablet with me, with the app that operates as a remote. I've lost track of how many TVs I've turned down in volume, or changed over to Fox News, the latter in hope of causing leftists to stroke out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2017 08:42 PM (/odH0)

I've done that before... sooooo much fun.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2017 08:44 PM (T28di)

198 Puddle, I think the fires are out or contained. No more high winds from the east. Still incredibly dry, even for here. Don't believe there are currently and "red flag warnings" (officially declared high fire risk). But no rain in sight.


Coastal strip gets marine layer (moisture), but inland a bit, I'd say vegetation moisture content is still perilously low. Some rain is desperately needed or winter wildfires - a rarity - loom as possible.

Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 28, 2017 08:44 PM (NDlpU)

199 And no, Virginia, computer models are NOT scientific evidence. "Jurassic Park" was made with computer models.

****

We had to take a computer simulation class when I was in engineering school back in the early 90s. You had to put correction factors on all calculations or the simulation would get out of control. I bet if the dude who invented global warming were to give up his source code a good simulation programmer could identify the correction factors. These corrections are arbitrarily picked to guide the simulation in the direction you want it to go. You could put in different numbers to get cooling, warming or no change.

Simulations are not science. Also, anyone who puts temperature estimates based on tree ring data on the same graph as numbers taken from modern weather stations deserves to be ridiculed until they go into hiding.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 28, 2017 08:44 PM (h1jJh)

200 Erie, PA is said to have received five feet of snow.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 08:45 PM (IqV8l)

201 196 Lol it was 72 today in San Diego. And right now it is 67.
Brrr.. I might need to wear socks!
Posted by: wooga at December 28, 2017 08:44 PM (4JGaO)


Nah. Bear up, my brother, the bitterly cold weather won't last that long.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2017 08:45 PM (/odH0)

202 Ace - Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

https://youtu.be/jLKD0Ve8AFw

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 28, 2017 08:45 PM (5tSKk)

203 201 196 Lol it was 72 today in San Diego. And right now it is 67.
Brrr.. I might need to wear socks!
Posted by: wooga at December 28, 2017 08:44 PM (4JGaO)

Nah. Bear up, my brother, the bitterly cold weather won't last that long.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2017 08:45 PM (/odH0)

Unless all y'all are talking in Kelvin, GFY.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2017 08:46 PM (T28di)

204 She should have joined the MeToo squad.

She...ummmmmm...can't.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 28, 2017 08:46 PM (O5Q3r)

205 A good low temp week kills lots of stuff.

Posted by: jsg at December 28, 2017 08:47 PM (0+DvI)

206 Trump might not be invited to Prince Harry's wedding, but I hope Melania does get invited...she is gorgeous and would outshine the B-list actress he is marrying. On second thought, she might not be invited either. Mooch on the other hand-----front row.

Posted by: jmel at December 28, 2017 08:47 PM (OeWgo)

207 She joined the #medeadtoo crowd.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 28, 2017 08:47 PM (2DOZq)

208 I was made to live in heat. I can never get warm enough. I never feel too hot. I live in the wrong state. But what can I do? Family. My family is slowly killing me to death.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 08:47 PM (lwiT4)

209 This is a nice, pretty lady who is usually as sweet as pecan pie and does a lot of volunteer work for her church.

If Trump has her acting like this, then I won't be surprised if newsrooms get a few degrees warmer as heads spontaneously combust!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 28, 2017 08:34 PM (G8B7r)


========

I think the order is reversed. Trump doesn't have her acting like this directly. She unquestioningly believes the propaganda that is generated in the newsrooms. And that's really sad, because if she simply believes peoples assertions without question, how deep is her commitment to her volunteer work? One word by some random stranger could cause her to become deeply committed to some other cause. People who want to be passionate about some cause, but are too dumb or lazy to evaluate any cause.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 28, 2017 08:48 PM (/qEW2)

210 Retired Buckeye Cop, Yep, that's the one.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2017 08:48 PM (96bKD)

211
Morey Amsterdam, Buddy Sorrell, seems to be the oldest of the cast. He was born in 1908, and died in '96.

They called him the Human Joke Machine, and as part of his act, he would wear a "joke machine" thing hanging around his neck. It had a crank.

He'd turn the crank, a piece of paper would come out, and he'd tell a joke.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 08:48 PM (8O3HH)

212 I was going to remind all those Californians bragging about there weather that Jerry Brown is still your Governor. Except that Terry McAuliff is my Governor, so I won't.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2017 08:48 PM (peJQi)

213 200 Erie, PA is said to have received five feet of snow.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 08:45 PM (IqV8l)


"Is said to" because nobody has heard from them for days.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 08:49 PM (sdi6R)

214 Posted by: jmel at December 28, 2017 08:47 PM (OeWgo)
===================


Melania would definitely outshine the bride. I'm sure she'll not be invited.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 08:49 PM (lwiT4)

215 Seventeen below at Red's henhouse last night.

Posted by: RI Red - Expert on everything expert at December 28, 2017 08:49 PM (VHMw4)

216 Hokies paid for those two red zone fumbles.

Stil, pretty good game

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 08:50 PM (aikzF)

217 I saw Morey Amsterdam on HBO in the early 80s.

Potty mouth.

I bust a gut laughing.

Posted by: JAS at December 28, 2017 08:50 PM (7JbXq)

218 To keep you warm:

Doris Day
https://tinyurl.com/y7ok4bgt

Man, that lady could project.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 28, 2017 08:50 PM (ycWCI)

219 Do U.S. Presidents typically attend British royal weddings?

Posted by: josephistan at December 28, 2017 08:50 PM (ANIFC)

220 >>Lol it was 72 today in San Diego. And right now it is 67.
Brrr.. I might need to wear socks!

Sounds nice. Too bad about the California part though.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2017 08:50 PM (/tuJf)

221 Forecast for SE Texas post-New Years is 4 nights of freezing temps. Every update has the temps going lower. Tues night the 2nd is now at 19 degrees.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 28, 2017 08:50 PM (QLvwG)

222 And my Hokies lose.

Boo

Next game up. Stanford/TCU (ESPN) and Wash State/Michigan St. (FS1).

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 28, 2017 08:51 PM (peJQi)

223 I think the order is reversed. Trump doesn't have her acting like this directly. She unquestioningly believes the propaganda that is generated in the newsrooms. And that's really sad, because if she simply believes peoples assertions without question,
-----

This is the case with those liberals of my acquaintance, they aren't stupid, just ignorant and brainwashed by the MSM.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2017 08:51 PM (nBBdT)

224 Melania would definitely outshine the bride. I'm sure she'll not be invited.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 08:49 PM (lwiT4)

If the Trumps wanted to be really petty about it, as a wedding present they could send the happy couple an iPod with Obama's speeches on it.

Posted by: Miklos, undiplomatically at December 28, 2017 08:51 PM (zCyNd)

225 This is how insane the libtards are: A HS classmate of mine is a board member for a mid-sized airport. So, you might properly assume she is an accomplished, sober business woman. I asked her not long ago what was the process to select CNN as the sole *news* outlet displayed on the airports screens.

========

I wouldn't assume accomplished or sober. More like an AA hire telephone sanitizer type. That's why you always take your smartphone and earbuds to the airport so as to avoid the screens.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 28, 2017 08:51 PM (/qEW2)

226
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 28, 2017 08:48 PM (/qEW2)

Because "conviction" = "muh feelz".

Also, if you honestly believe that Trump is a racist war-monger worse-than-Bush-who-was-worse-than-Hitler, it's your solemn duty to freak out about him, almost to the point of mental breakdown.

That's how i've always felt you could tell the difference between those who mix the Kool-Aid, and those who drink the Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2017 08:51 PM (T28di)

227 I am proud to freeze to death in the land of Scott Walker. And Jordy Nelson.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 08:51 PM (lwiT4)

228 wooga, you must be closer to el Pacifico. Inland a bit it felt like the 80s today.


Incredible weather is no rarity at holiday time in San Diego, but this year is kind of ridiculous.


Always fun to run into the fans of the Holiday Bowl team from the Big 10 - they can't believe the weather.


Someone actually tried to do a study or survey a few years back to estimate how many relocating Big Ten state residents moving to LA/SoCal were influenced by watching the Rose Bowl on TV each year. What, no rain in 110 years or something in Pasadena on New Year's? Anyway, between WWII vets passing through and the Rose Bowl, the place attracted a zillion people fleeing winter in the 50s, 60s and 70s.

Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 28, 2017 08:52 PM (NDlpU)

229 Nothing like going to bed with clear land and wake up to 10 foot snow drifts / plow banks in front of your abode.

Not like a rain storm that keeps you up hoping you will not flood. It is a silent surprise.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 28, 2017 08:52 PM (2DOZq)

230
Melania would definitely outshine the bride. I'm sure she'll not be invited.
Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December

--Of course, Pippa already did that to Kate.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 08:52 PM (aikzF)

231 Count de Monet, same foe me here in CenTex.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2017 08:53 PM (96bKD)

232 19 degrees was approximately our high temp here in south central Indiana today. Where the fuck is my global warming?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 28, 2017 08:53 PM (yTnCT)

233 224. He should send a musical trout. I seem to recall that the Queen has one and just laughs herself silly over the thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 28, 2017 08:53 PM (fA1SL)

234 >> Do U.S. Presidents typically attend British royal
>> weddings?

No, I don't think it's protocol. Harry is just a grandson of the Queen, and that doesn't count as any "real" state affair. I think only the wedding of the actual monarch or heir apparent would actually count. And even then, I don't think it would be protocol for POTUS to attend.

That would be Veep or perhaps the FIrst Lady alone, but I'm not sure.

Note the Obamas weren't invited to William and Kate's wedding. Even though William is second in line, and no future birth can displace him, as a grandson, it still didn't rise to full state wedding thingy.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 08:53 PM (8O3HH)

235 HOUSTON (AP) - Authorities say an intoxicated Dallas woman who was on a first date with a prominent Houston trial lawyer caused at least $300,000 in damage to his art collection, including two Andy Warhol paintings.

Lindy Lou Layman, 29, was arrested Saturday on criminal mischief charges after her date with Anthony Buzbee. She was released on $30,000 bond. Online court records don't list an attorney for her.

Prosecutors say Buzbee, 49, told investigators that Layman got too intoxicated on their date, so he called her an Uber after they returned to his home. Buzbee said Layman refused to leave and hid inside the home, and that when he found her and called a second Uber, she got aggressive.

Authorities said she tore down several paintings and poured red wine on some while yelling obscenities. She also allegedly threw two $20,000 sculptures across the room and shattered them.

The damaged Warhol paintings were each valued at $500,000 in court documents.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at December 28, 2017 08:54 PM (+y/Ru)

236 >> Of course, Pippa already did that to Kate.

Correction, Pippa's *ass* outshone Kate.

I wonder whose ass will outshine Meghan's?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 08:54 PM (8O3HH)

237 Of course, Pippa already did that to Kate.

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 08:52 PM (aikzF)
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This is true.

To be honest, I was disappointed by Prince Harry's choice of a bride. Maybe she's a lovely person, I don't know. She just strikes me as kind of cheap. I always had a soft spot for Harry. Maybe he's just a big dope. Oh well, I wish them the best.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 08:55 PM (lwiT4)

238 We have some 'this many' single digit nights ahead of us until next Saturday, looks like. Sucksucksuck...

Posted by: jsg at December 28, 2017 08:55 PM (0+DvI)

239 control. I bet if the dude who invented global warming were to give up his source code a good simulation programmer could identify the correction factors

Oh, yes. See Watts Up With That for details. (WUWT.com? Not sure)

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2017 08:55 PM (clYld)

240 VA pot dealer sets up business in a parking lot behind a donut shop. Some local teens decide to rob the pot dealer. The pot dealer pulls a gun and shoot a 15 yo dead.
The dead teen's cousin sets up s Go-Fund-Me page ... to pay for what ? ... replacement of the pot he didn't bring home.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 28, 2017 08:55 PM (e8kgV)

241 And that's really sad, because if she simply believes peoples assertions without question, how deep is her commitment to her volunteer work? One word by some random stranger could cause her to become deeply committed to some other cause. People who want to be passionate about some cause, but are too dumb or lazy to evaluate any cause.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 28, 2017 08:48 PM

Actually, I think her credulity helps in her volunteering. She never judges the people who come for handouts or help. "There but for the grace of God" she is. I'm a judgy judging judgemental judger. I'd be "Why are you here? You make more than me and own a hunting cabin! Go poach a deer to feed your family,"

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 28, 2017 08:56 PM (G8B7r)

242 I bet if the dude who invented global warming were to give up his source code a good simulation programmer could identify the correction factors.

Which is why the global warmers refuse to release their source code.

Or at least among the reasons. The University of East Anglia is a third-tier university, doubtless with grad students to match. And it was the grad students who wrote the code.

Now anyone who has ever dealt with grad students can tell innumerable stories of their laughable stupidity and incompetence, both of which are the stuff of legend. To trust the coding skills of such grad students at a shitty university, students who were not selected for their coding skills, is risible. I absolutely guarantee that their code is shot through with errors.

How do I know this? Because I spent many years vetting the data, analyses, and thought processes of grad students, savaging their logical errors, until finally, by the end of their sojourn in grad school, I couldn't do that anymore, because they'd internalized the edged questions I would ask, and would have addressed them beforehand. In short, by then they'd become competent scientists, as I'd done my job.

The idea of trusting code written by such students, without going through it line by line, is ridiculous.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2017 08:56 PM (/odH0)

243 **cough**William is first* in line**cough**

Posted by: *if you know what i mean at December 28, 2017 08:56 PM (+lOpA)

244 He should send a musical trout. I seem to recall that the Queen has one and just laughs herself silly over the thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 28, 2017 08:53 PM (fA1SL)

Hmmm *idea*

*does patent search for "musical codpiece"*

Posted by: Miklos, inventively at December 28, 2017 08:56 PM (zCyNd)

245 IIRC, Pippa and Kate's asses were both fine.

Pippa, being unmarried, was of course the star attraction.


Posted by: JAS at December 28, 2017 08:56 PM (7JbXq)

246 Is Linda Lou Layman really from Whoville?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 28, 2017 08:57 PM (2DOZq)

247 Blinker fluid freezes at a lower temp.

As long as you don't cheap out and put tap water in instead.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2017 08:57 PM (gm9yG)

248 *** Someone actually tried to do a study or survey a few years back to estimate how many relocating Big Ten state residents moving to LA/SoCal were influenced by watching the Rose Bowl on TV each year

This Midwestern Big 10 fan associates New Years Day with Rose Bowl- induced depression. The weather was always perfect and my teams always lost to the team with players that looked like the very prototype of Perfect Football Player.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 28, 2017 08:57 PM (JyFLk)

249 >> Oh well, I wish them the best.

Go to the Daily Mail -- they'll keep you up with just about every detail. Real and imagined.

Harry is besotted with her, they say. Supposedly he got enamored with her watching that HBO show of hers. Well, that would mean he got enamored with the character she was playing.

He was asked what his ideal woman would be like, and he said "Meghan Markle". So, someone set them up on a date.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 08:57 PM (8O3HH)

250 Lindy Lou Layman sounds like a porn actress name.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 08:58 PM (IqV8l)

251 233. Sorry - it's a bass, evidently. She keeps it at Balmoral or some damned thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 28, 2017 08:58 PM (fA1SL)

252 I bet if the dude who invented global warming were to give up his source code a good simulation programmer could identify the correction factors.

The East Anglia "Climategate" and "Climategate 2" links did include some source code. There was a plain-as-day exponential "correction" added for years after 1980 to generate the hockey stick.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2017 08:58 PM (gm9yG)

253 The idea of trusting code written by such students, without going through it line by line, is ridiculous.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2017 08:56 PM (/odH0)

10 Goto 20
20 Println "Hockey Stick"
30 Goto 10

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2017 08:58 PM (T28di)

254
These bench interviews with the coaches during hockey games. Wonder what they would be like with some of the old-style coaches.

Pierre McGuire: "Coach, what do you think the Leafs have to do in the second period?"

Punch Imlach: "Get that *$:#+! thing out of my face or I'll stick it in your ;&#%{¢."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2017 08:58 PM (YO5Lz)

255 Hi again grammie

Reply @280 of star wars thread with a bit more than yes, a good Christmas.

Posted by: teej at December 28, 2017 08:59 PM (BN/jk)

256 It should never get colder than 40 or warmer than 74.

Posted by: garrett at December 28, 2017 08:30 PM (Tm40M)


========

There have been "mad" scientists in past (like Alexander Abian) who have advocated that we set off nuclear blasts in order to remove Earth's tilt. Then the climate would be perpetually like spring/autumn. At this point I think this is a good idea. Seasonal differences create more trouble than they're worth just for the nostalgia a white Christmas or hot summer.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 28, 2017 08:59 PM (/qEW2)

257 Royal wedding flashback, https://goo.gl/bWpFPg

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 28, 2017 08:59 PM (pzA2L)

258 246 Is Linda Lou Layman really from Whoville?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 28, 2017 08:57 PM (2DOZq)

She was in that Skynyrd song.

Posted by: josephistan at December 28, 2017 09:00 PM (ANIFC)

259 219 Do U.S. Presidents typically attend British royal weddings?
Posted by: josephistan at December 28, 2017 08:50 PM (ANIFC)


As someone said in an earlier thread, that's what ambassadors are for.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

260 We had to take a computer simulation class [and] had to put correction factors on all calculations or the simulation would get out of control....

Simulations are not science.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 28, 2017 08:44 PM (h1jJh)


As an engineer that uses simulations as a part of his job, I have to disagree with you a bit. Simulations can be extremely useful and sometimes that's all you've got because actually conducting the experiment is too impractical.

ALL simulations have limitations and assumptions built-in and you need to make your intended audience aware of those issues. Where we have a problem is that the glow-bull warmening folks are concealing those limitations and assumptions in their models and attacking anyone audacious enough to ask to see the raw data.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 28, 2017 09:01 PM (5Yee7)

261 #SassyJim Acosta. Shouldn't that read #SissyJim Acosta?

Posted by: Killerdog at December 28, 2017 09:01 PM (k1+vk)

262 Linda Lou Layman is the worst fucking Who of all time.

Even the Grinch is like "wtf?"

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2017 09:02 PM (+lOpA)

263 Count de Monet, same foe me here in CenTex.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2017 08:53 PM (96bKD)

Any temps under 25 degrees for more than a few hours is pipe burstin' weather. Gotta winterize the outside faucets this weekend.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 28, 2017 09:02 PM (QLvwG)

264 196 Lol it was 72 today in San Diego. And right now it is 67.
Brrr.. I might need to wear socks!
Posted by: wooga at December 28, 2017 08:44 PM (4JGaO)

===

All year long morons say California should burn, Whoa Fat should drop a bomb on us, we should fall into the sea, etc etc.

So this is our chance for some comeback. 62 and sunny today bitchez!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2017 09:03 PM (EZebt)

265 The idea of trusting code written by such students, without going through it line by line, is ridiculous.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2017 08:56 PM

I asked an I-Fuckin-Love-Science! Lib one time if he knew any global warming model that took into account the increase in plant growth and CO2 use from it.

Blank stare.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 28, 2017 09:03 PM (G8B7r)

266 206 Trump might not be invited to Prince Harry's wedding, but I hope Melania does get invited...she is gorgeous and would outshine the B-list actress he is marrying. On second thought, she might not be invited either. Mooch on the other hand-----front row.
____________________

Trump probably wouldn't have gone even if invited. Harry's a spare. He's not ever going to be the monarch; he's destined to be a bit player for the rest of his life. He's not important enough to merit having the U.S. president at his wedding.

Heard on the radio that conservatives in Britain were not too happy about Harry's bromance with Obama in that radio program, and they pointed out that if the conservative Brits withdraw their support for the monarchy as an institution, it will cease to exist. (The lefties have long wanted to do away with it).

The queen gets it, and she tries to rein in the stupider members of her family, but she won't live forever. The British monarchy probably won't survive Chuckie, who is one of the most clueless and tin-earred lefties on the planet.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 28, 2017 09:03 PM (fqUgw)

267 Harry is besotted with her, they say. Supposedly he
got enamored with her watching that HBO show of hers. Well, that would
mean he got enamored with the character she was playing.



He was asked what his ideal woman would be like, and he said "Meghan Markle". So, someone set them up on a date.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 08:57 PM (8O3HH)
======================

Oh my. She's a character on a show? Oh dear. Well, what can you do.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 09:03 PM (lwiT4)

268 how many relocating Big Ten state residents moving to LA/SoCal were influenced by watching the Rose Bowl on TV each year

Give us a little credit, would ya? We're not that shallow. It was Baywatch.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2017 09:04 PM (clYld)

269 All year long morons say California should burn, Whoa Fat should drop a bomb on us, we should fall into the sea, etc etc.

So this is our chance for some comeback. 62 and sunny today bitchez!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2017 09:03 PM (EZebt)

Ok, fine.

Two bombs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2017 09:04 PM (T28di)

270 Linda Lou Layman is the worst fucking Who of all time.




What were they thinking? There was no way she was going to replace Keith Moon

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2017 09:04 PM (SiINZ)

271 Go Green! Go White! Goooooooo Spartans!

Mr. WDS is a Spartan

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 28, 2017 09:04 PM (mMeIQ)

272 264. Better to freeze in the mud than to be comfy in Hell.

Just sayin.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 28, 2017 09:04 PM (fA1SL)

273 Do U.S. Presidents typically attend British royal weddings?
Posted by: josephistan at December 28, 2017 08:50 PM (ANIFC)

As someone said in an earlier thread, that's what ambassadors are for.
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 09:01 PM

I volunteer. I like weddings.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 28, 2017 09:04 PM (G8B7r)

274 ALL simulations have limitations and assumptions built-in and you need to make your intended audience aware of those issues.

""It doesn't matter how beautiful your theory is, it doesn't matter how smart you are. If it doesn't agree with experiment, it's wrong.""
-R. Feynman

Posted by: pep at December 28, 2017 09:05 PM (LAe3v)

275 Hi again grammie



Reply @280 of star wars thread with a bit more than yes, a good Christmas.

Posted by: teej at December 28, 2017 08:59 PM (BN/jk)
=======================

Hey there teej! I'm glad you enjoyed your Christmas. I hope you're staying warm. It's nasty out there.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 09:05 PM (lwiT4)

276 206 Trump might not be invited to Prince Harry's wedding, but I hope Melania does get invited...she is gorgeous and would outshine the B-list actress he is marrying. On second thought, she might not be invited either. Mooch on the other hand-----front row.
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The Donald, as POTUS, should according to protocol be invited to Elizabeth II's funeral or William's coronation. Anything else is passed on to Veep Pence or that dooofus SecState. Our ambassador to London will be there regardless.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2017 09:06 PM (W+kMI)

277 Lindy Lou Layman sounds like a porn actress name.
-
http://bit.ly/2leDxAM

And the lawyer has his own tank.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at December 28, 2017 09:06 PM (+y/Ru)

278 I volunteer. I like weddings.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 28, 2017 09:04 PM (G8B7r)

If you go, here is some prep material:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSqkdcT25ss

Posted by: Miklos, Pythonically at December 28, 2017 09:06 PM (zCyNd)

279 >>So this is our chance for some comeback. 62 and sunny today bitchez!

That's good. Too much warmer and the smell of piss from all the homeless in San Francisco gets unbearable.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2017 09:06 PM (/tuJf)

280 A Canadian mathematician reverse engineered Mann's program when he refused to release it and then claimed his only copy was lost. Yeah, even inputting random numbers created the Hockey Stick.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2017 09:06 PM (QCX64)

281
* squirt*


* clink*


Damn. It froze before it hit the ground.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner, doing EZ Federal Time at December 28, 2017 09:07 PM (t5m5e)

282 Meanwhile, I would like to salute The Donald on that epic trolling on global climate change. And of course CNN rises to the bait like a trout. Still winning!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2017 09:07 PM (W+kMI)

283 The Donald, as POTUS, should according to protocol be invited to Elizabeth II's funeral or William's coronation. Anything else is passed on to Veep Pence or that dooofus SecState. Our ambassador to London will be there regardless.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2017 09:06 PM

And I bet he would not take a bunch of selfies or flirt with other politicians while there.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 28, 2017 09:07 PM (G8B7r)

284 Do U.S. Presidents typically attend British royal weddings?

Posted by: josephistan at December 28, 2017 08:50 PM (ANIFC)




No, but Barry really has his heart set on being their flower girl

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 28, 2017 09:07 PM (SiINZ)

285 I understand that there is going to be a referendum after QE11 about abolishing the Monarchy.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2017 09:08 PM (96bKD)

286 Isn't the Alamo Bowl racist? I mean, c'mon, where's the social justice?

Posted by: Fritz at December 28, 2017 09:08 PM (A1FgP)

287
Each kid Kate spits out pushed Harry one more notch down the line. And by the time it gets close to William taking it, I'm sure his own kids will have kids of their own, and that will have Harry way, way down.

They changed the succession rules after William and Kate's marriage to do away with the male preference and make it just straight primogeniture.

This means girls are the line according to their birth order. So if William's first kid was a girl, she would be heir apparent on her own.

This would cause some of the other rules to have to be modified a bit too, but they'll cross that bridge when they have to.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 09:08 PM (8O3HH)

288 Yeah, even inputting random numbers created the Hockey Stick.

Yeah, IIRC he fed it an MP3 of Michael Mann talking and it output a hockey stick graph. Which is hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2017 09:09 PM (gm9yG)

289 Yes it is young lady.
And the older I get the more I dislike the cold.
And no gigs till the end of January but hopefully, by late spring, we'll have a cd "out there."
Well, out there around here.

Posted by: teej at December 28, 2017 09:09 PM (BN/jk)

290 Yeah, on the AGW simulations thing, I believe the "models" have been wrong about their predictions, PLUS they have been wrong when applied backwards , to known past conditions. So, as pep noted, oops - empirical results don't confirm a hypothesis, it's wrong.


The (apparent) lack of even the most basic scientific logic in the AGW business was/is kind of a blazing exploding 20,000-ft high volcano of warning.

Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 28, 2017 09:09 PM (QDnY+)

291 286 Isn't the Alamo Bowl racist? I mean, c'mon, where's the social justice?
Posted by: Fritz at December 28, 2017 09:08 PM (A1FgP)

Is the Mexican Army going to perform the halftime show?

Posted by: josephistan at December 28, 2017 09:09 PM (ANIFC)

292
There have been "mad" scientists in past (like Alexander Abian) who have advocated that we set off nuclear blasts in order to remove Earth's tilt.

What could go wrong? (see: Aral Sea)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2017 09:09 PM (YO5Lz)

293 282 Meanwhile, I would like to salute The Donald on that epic trolling on global climate change. And of course CNN rises to the bait like a trout. Still winning!
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2017 09:07 PM (W+kMI)

I love it.

He looks like a happy-go-lucky goof. They look like a bunch of scolds.

Americans in general hate scolds, and love goofs. This is how you win the LIVs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2017 09:10 PM (T28di)

294 And no gigs till the end of January but hopefully, by late spring, we'll have a cd "out there."
========================


You don't want to go out in this insane cold anyway. Wait till you see signs of life on the horizon. Around here, that's pretty much April.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 09:10 PM (lwiT4)

295 There must be some Canuck Morons on the road today. Was with the family going home from my sister's home today, pulled in for gas at Piqua on I-75 next to HEATHERG from Tibury, Ontario. Also saw two mobile homes with Ontario plates headed south as well. Look away, look away Dixie land.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2017 09:10 PM (W+kMI)

296 (see: Aral Sea)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2017 09:09 PM (YO5Lz)

There's not much left to see.

Posted by: Miklos, not fishing there at December 28, 2017 09:11 PM (zCyNd)

297 forecast is for minus 10 Tuesday morning. this is the point where I put home-made wind on the front porch to 'finish'.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 28, 2017 09:11 PM (NaVqA)

298 I once drove my Explorer from FL to NY in the winter time. Prior to hitting the road I had conscienciously topped off all fluids, including the wiper fluid. Of course it froze. Fun trip.

Posted by: Butch at December 28, 2017 09:12 PM (hXu8T)

299 Five things: The warmth that comes from residing inside their mother's womb... still

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 28, 2017 09:12 PM (nAp1e)

300 That's good. Too much warmer and the smell of piss from all the homeless in San Francisco gets unbearable.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2017 09:06 PM (/tuJf)

===

That is not the most odorous of human excretions on our streets.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2017 09:12 PM (EZebt)

301 By the way grammie, you may have an email coming from bluebell with a couple of attachments.
Minor little Christmas presents for ya.
Good speakers or headphones recommended.

Posted by: teej at December 28, 2017 09:12 PM (BN/jk)

302 My ficus is fully winterized.

Posted by: Harvey, formerly of the Weinstein Company at December 28, 2017 09:13 PM (zCyNd)

303 It has been below freezing at night here in the PNW. It's finally warmed up, but rain.... I have been feeding the hummingbirds, who are incredibly happy to find that bush has sweet treats for them again. Last year, one would be up in the tree, bitching at me, if I didn't get the feeder outside early enough.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 28, 2017 09:13 PM (5HBd1)

304 Only Soviet planning could produce an Aral Sea disaster. And let's not forget the dumping of plutonium tailings in rivers and lakes (oh yes, I am not kidding).


But they meant well.


Or something.

Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 28, 2017 09:13 PM (NDlpU)

305 By the way grammie, you may have an email coming from bluebell with a couple of attachments.

Minor little Christmas presents for ya.

Good speakers or headphones recommended.

Posted by: teej at December 28, 2017 09:12 PM (BN/jk)
============================

Ahhh! Goodies! I will keep an eye out!

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 09:13 PM (lwiT4)

306 A Canadian mathematician reverse engineered Mann's program when he refused to release it and then claimed his only copy was lost. Yeah, even inputting random numbers created the Hockey Stick.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2017 09:06 PM (QCX64)


Point of order: that is "Piltdown" Mann. I got an indignant reply from that hack when I informed him that one of my fondest wishes was that he be remembered by future generations by that appellation.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 28, 2017 09:14 PM (5Yee7)

307 NDH! Drop in more often.

Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 28, 2017 09:14 PM (NDlpU)

308 @299. Truth be told !

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at December 28, 2017 09:14 PM (RZWC0)

309 Each kid Kate spits out pushed Harry one more notch down the line

Uhh, timeout here, Harry...

Posted by: Whoever the hell this actress is at December 28, 2017 09:14 PM (clYld)

310 285 I understand that there is going to be a referendum after QE11 about abolishing the Monarchy.
==
No, there will still be the Royals. Now, whether or not there is a bill introduced in Parliament to skip Jug Ears (as may be revealed in Her Majesty's will) in favor of William the Bald, that is something else.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2017 09:14 PM (W+kMI)

311 Ooohh...Piltdown Mann.


I'm stealing that.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2017 09:15 PM (+lOpA)

312 Public service to any boat owners in Southwest Michigan. A small craft advisory is in effect for Lake Michigan. Weather.com sez so.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 28, 2017 09:15 PM (JyFLk)

313 Did Donald Trump write the headline for them? "Trump is mocking the warming of the planet! And we're all gonna freeze its so cold!"

Wait, what?

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2017 09:15 PM (cAnNx)

314 No, there will still be the Royals. Now, whether or not there is a bill introduced in Parliament to skip Jug Ears (as may be revealed in Her Majesty's will) in favor of William the Bald, that is something else.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2017 09:14 PM (W+kMI)

I don't think the Islamic Republic of North England will have much use for the Royals honestly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2017 09:15 PM (T28di)

315 306 A Canadian mathematician reverse engineered Mann's program when he refused to release it and then claimed his only copy was lost. Yeah, even inputting random numbers created the Hockey Stick.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2017 09:06 PM (QCX64)

Point of order: that is "Piltdown" Mann. I got an indignant reply from that hack when I informed him that one of my fondest wishes was that he be remembered by future generations by that appellation.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 28, 2017 09:14 PM (5Yee7)

Meltdown Mann

Posted by: josephistan at December 28, 2017 09:15 PM (ANIFC)

316
ow many relocating Big Ten state residents moving to LA/SoCal were influenced by watching the Rose Bowl on TV each year

Give us a little credit, would ya? We're not that shallow. It was Baywatch.
Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2017 09:04 PM


I was thinking Beverly Hillbillies

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2017 09:16 PM (IqV8l)

317 No sis, I don't WANT to go out there.
But see, I have this little thing called a job. Kinda makes me get out there and get to work, go to the store,,, all that fun, exciting stuff.

Posted by: teej at December 28, 2017 09:16 PM (BN/jk)

318 Was with the family going home from my sister's home today, pulled in for gas at Piqua on I-75 next to HEATHERG from Tibury, Ontario. Also saw two mobile homes with Ontario plates headed south as well. Look away, look away Dixie land.
Posted by: exdem13

Snowbirds
Heading for Florida.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at December 28, 2017 09:16 PM (S6Pax)

319 260
As an engineer that uses simulations as a part of his job, I have to disagree with you a bit. Simulations can be extremely useful and sometimes that's all you've got because actually conducting the experiment is too impractical.

ALL simulations have limitations and assumptions built-in and you need to make your intended audience aware of those issues. Where we have a problem is that the glow-bull warmening folks are concealing those limitations and assumptions in their models and attacking anyone audacious enough to ask to see the raw data.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 28, 2017 09:01 PM (5Yee7)


Relevant to your post, SpaceX today stood up their Falcon Heavy rocket on the launch pad for the first time.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdQX8jwHnrc/

This much-anticipated rocket has been delayed for years, in part because they haven't been able to simulate some of the vibration and resonance modes on the computer. (I'm not an engineer; that's how I understand it.)

So it appears that they have no choice but to launch it and see what happens. It will be instrumented out the wazoo. Even Elon Musk has cautioned that the first launch might not be successful.

If it works, it will be the most powerful rocket in the world today. If it fails, hopefully they will gain the data they need to succeed in future launches.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

320 Public service to any boat owners in Southwest Michigan. A small craft advisory is in effect for Lake Michigan.
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They'd have to be nuts to be out there now.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 09:16 PM (lwiT4)

321 Where we have a problem is that the glow-bull warmening folks are concealing those limitations and assumptions in their models and attacking anyone audacious enough to ask to see the raw data.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop
---------

It happens that I know the (now retired) NOAA Director of Data Services (or some such title). Having conducted some running ambient temperature data, I understood that it is not a straightforward a proposition as it might seem.

So, I asked her about a source for their methodology. She placed me in touch with one of their nerdy guys who provided me with the algorithm for temperature recording used by their surface stations.

To my surprise, I found that there is a slight positive bias built in. Tiny, but finite and real. I've mentioned this before, but if I were teaching an introductory programming course, I would deduct a couple of points from a paper submitted using their method, because sloppy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2017 09:17 PM (c/EDo)

322 Can Queen Elizabeth choose to skip Charles in favor of William?

Posted by: Butch at December 28, 2017 09:17 PM (hXu8T)

323
Only Soviet planning could produce an Aral Sea disaster.

Most of the world's greatest environmental catastrophes and worst pollution come from communist regimes. But greedy, heartless capitalism is to blame.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2017 09:17 PM (b4lA/)

324 But see, I have this little thing called a job.
Kinda makes me get out there and get to work, go to the store,,, all
that fun, exciting stuff.

Posted by: teej at December 28, 2017 09:16 PM (BN/jk)
=======================

Ohhhh. A job. Yes, pesky things, aren't they.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 09:18 PM (lwiT4)

325 WhyTF would anyone be out on Lake Michigan in a small craft at this time of year? I mean unless they were re-enacting the resupply of Leningrad over Lake Ladoga during the siege, or something. Jeebus.


Talking recreational, here.

Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 28, 2017 09:18 PM (NDlpU)

326 volunteer. I like weddings.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 28, 2017 09:04 PM (G8B7r)

If you go, here is some prep material:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSqkdcT25ss
Posted by: Miklos, Pythonically at December 28, 2017 09:06 PM

I'll have to pass on that. The taking off of the bra looks like I'd be mauled and dragged down the street.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 28, 2017 09:18 PM (G8B7r)

327 Did Harry send in his surefire recipe for failure? Because falling for someone you see on HBO seems to be how you do it.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2017 09:19 PM (clYld)

328 Public service to any boat owners in Southwest Michigan. A small craft advisory is in effect for Lake Michigan.
========================


They'd have to be nuts to be out there now.
Posted by: grammie winger
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There are always a few nutters.

"Here, hold my beer."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2017 09:19 PM (c/EDo)

329 Well, I didn't have your addy and she said she'd forword it to ya.
I had sent it to her and Weasel at the cookbook addy.
Nice lady, she is.

Posted by: teej at December 28, 2017 09:19 PM (BN/jk)

330 Florida has an AGILF

Posted by: logprof at December 28, 2017 09:19 PM (FCFSd)

331 WhyTF would anyone be out on Lake Michigan in a small craft at this time of year? I mean unless they were re-enacting the resupply of Leningrad over Lake Ladoga during the siege, or something. Jeebus.


Talking recreational, here.
Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 28, 2017 09:18 PM (NDlpU)

Gordon Lightfoot starts scratching out a tune in his notebook.

Posted by: weirdflunky at December 28, 2017 09:19 PM (Vaz98)

332 So it appears that they have no choice but to launch it and see what happens. It will be instrumented out the wazoo. Even Elon Musk has cautioned that the first launch might not be successful.

If it works, it will be the most powerful rocket in the world today. If it fails, hopefully they will gain the data they need to succeed in future launches.
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

I love that mentality.

Simulations don't work? Screw it. Wire it up, let the sucker rip and see what happens. Now you got better initial conditions for your simulation.

Probably cheaper too. I'm betting the balance between the research budget for several years vs. building a big-ass-rocket once probably wound up being the deciding factor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2017 09:19 PM (T28di)

333 Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 28, 2017 09:13 PM (NDlpU)

Out of sight out of mind

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 28, 2017 09:19 PM (2DOZq)

334
The British public, according to some poll, would prefer Chuckles to be skipped, and for William and Kate to take it after QEII's expiry.

Camilla, by rights, will be Queen Consort, but they weren't going to call her Queen, or give her "Majesty", cause the public just wouldn't like it. So they were going to come up with something to side step all that.

The monarchy was falling out of favor with all of QEII's kids antics, but they have made a come back. The grandkids are doing much better in the public eye.

But they still don't like Camilla too well.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 09:20 PM (8O3HH)

335 Nice lady, she is.

Posted by: teej at December 28, 2017 09:19 PM (BN/jk)
========================

She is indeed. Very. I'll be sure to watch for it.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 09:20 PM (lwiT4)

336 they haven't been able to simulate some of the vibration and resonance modes on the computer
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Test it attached to WiiFit girl's butt. Science, bitches!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 28, 2017 09:20 PM (QCX64)

337 Butch- One would hope so.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2017 09:21 PM (96bKD)

338 Most of the world's greatest environmental catastrophes and worst pollution come from communist regimes. But greedy, heartless capitalism is to blame.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2017 09:17 PM (b4lA/)

In the '90's , I edited the master compendium of Soviet environmental damage.

It made for a thick book in oversized format.

Posted by: Sustainable Miklos at December 28, 2017 09:21 PM (zCyNd)

339 WhyTF would anyone be out on Lake Michigan in a small craft at this time of year?

I'm going to be gracious and assume the warning generates automatically when waves are projected to go above a certain height. If you put in a "unless it's so cold only a moron would be out" filter, you open yourself to lawsuits from deceased morons' next of kin.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 28, 2017 09:21 PM (JyFLk)

340
Meghan is American, for those not up on this. So we're going to get an American in the British royal family. She's also divorced.

This would've been more of a problem if there was much change of Harry taking the throne.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 09:22 PM (8O3HH)

341 The monarchy was falling out of favor with all of QEII's kids antics, but they have made a come back. The grandkids are doing much better in the public eye.

But they still don't like Camilla too well.
Posted by: publius

I work with a bunch of ex-patriat Brits, and several Brits that come over on a regular basis.
Nobody likes Bonnie Prince Charley. Nobody. He is a first class twit, regardless if you are Tory or Labour.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at December 28, 2017 09:22 PM (S6Pax)

342 The British royalty sure like American divorcees.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 28, 2017 09:22 PM (2DOZq)

343 Pesky, yes.
But kinda handy when it comes to things like shelter, food,,, and keeping the furnace running this time of year.

Posted by: teej at December 28, 2017 09:23 PM (BN/jk)

344 But they still don't like Camilla too well.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 09:20 PM (8O3HH)

Well, she must have a strong stomach, so there's that.

And a very strangely prince-shaped menstrual stopper.

Although I doubt that ugly old hag bleeds anymore.

Man alive, when the English folk do ugly, they do it clean to the bone.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2017 09:23 PM (NXsWM)

345 I think they're still running the boats out here on Lake Geneva. I got an email this morning saying they were running cruises till it ices over. Heck, I'm not going. I don't care how many drinks they serve me.

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 09:23 PM (lwiT4)

346 340
Meghan is American, for those not up on this. So we're going to get an American in the British royal family. She's also divorced.

This would've been more of a problem if there was much change of Harry taking the throne.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 09:22 PM (8O3HH)



I think if there was much of a chance of Harry getting the throne the people in line below him would be demanding a DNA taste.

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2017 09:24 PM (cAnNx)

347 Goodnight all! I'm going to go snuggle under my flannel sheets and dream of umbrella drinks. Have a great evening!

Posted by: grammie winger - It's cold in Wisconsin, just so you know at December 28, 2017 09:25 PM (lwiT4)

348 Nobody likes Bonnie Prince Charley. Nobody. He is a first class twit, regardless if you are Tory or Labour.

Not the least bit surprising.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2017 09:25 PM (+lOpA)

349 Miklos, that's pretty interesting. Then you are well acquainted with the horrors that the world mostly *isn't* well acquainted with from the Soviet epoch


I didn't work that issue, but I recall some guys with the defense conversion project saying they wore their dosimeters discreetly under their shirts.


At several locations - where Ivan assured them that nothing radioactive had ever been undertaken or worked on - they came back from brief visits with big doses. Scratch that factory off the list .....


Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 28, 2017 09:25 PM (NDlpU)

350 If "The Crown" can be believed, Charles The Wimp MUST NEVER be King.

Serious problems.


Posted by: JAS at December 28, 2017 09:25 PM (7JbXq)

351 Lol, cnn reporting this was 2nd hottest year on record.

Posted by: Cosmic Ckarlie at December 28, 2017 09:25 PM (PUmDY)

352 This much-anticipated rocket has been delayed for years, in part because they haven't been able to simulate some of the vibration and resonance modes on the computer. (I'm not an engineer; that's how I understand it.)

So it appears that they have no choice but to launch it and see what happens. ...
Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 09:16 PM (sdi6R)


Ug... vibrations: my least favorite class in undergrad. Very challenging to predict because it is a dynamic condition and we understand static conditions much better.

We deal with vibrations in our simulations at work by ignoring them. Like I said, all simulations have limitations and vibrations after a destructive event is down the list of concerns.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 28, 2017 09:25 PM (5Yee7)

353 340
Meghan is American, for those not up on this. So we're going to get an American in the British royal family. She's also divorced.

This would've been more of a problem if there was much change of Harry taking the throne.
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The House of Windsor already went through that mess with Edward Fascist-lover VIII. It will NOT be happening again.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2017 09:25 PM (W+kMI)

354 Thanks for the chat lady.
Now go slip inta sumthin' slinky for teh Rev.

Posted by: teej at December 28, 2017 09:26 PM (BN/jk)

355
I'm pretty sure William is Chuckle's offspring. You can see the family resemblance. But not Harry.

I'm certain MI5 knows who's Harry's father is for sure. But no one else ever will.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 09:26 PM (8O3HH)

356 I think they're still running the boats out here on Lake Geneva. I got an email this morning saying they were running cruises till it ices over. Heck, I'm not going. I don't care how many drinks they serve me.
Posted by: grammie winger

I could be wrong, but I think the ferry is still running from Luddington, MI to Green Bay. Yes, people in Michigan are tough. There might be some nut out there fishing. I mean they go salmon fishing and crabbing in the Gulf of Alaska in cold weather too.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at December 28, 2017 09:26 PM (S6Pax)

357
A century-plus ago, British aristocrats were marrying wealthy American heiresses left and right.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2017 09:27 PM (Wd4KV)

358 You'd have to be batshit crazy to be on Lk Michigan in this weather. Although, I had two teachers in HS that had to be yanked off Saginaw Bay by the Coasties ice fishing after thaw.......repeatedly

Posted by: Finn McCool at December 28, 2017 09:27 PM (QrenE)

359 Wait;

"Trump mocks global warming as temperatures plunge"?

Well, no shit.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 28, 2017 09:27 PM (3DZIZ)

360 348 Nobody likes Bonnie Prince Charley. Nobody. He is a first class twit, regardless if you are Tory or Labour.

Not the least bit surprising.
Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2017 09:25 PM (+lOpA)

But, but, he will TELL you that he is the smartest chap who ever lived.

Sometime in the 90's, he decided he was clever enough to do architectural criticism. He showed to the world that he is structurally idiotic, followed by aesthetic foolishness.

At that point I think I figured out why Queen E II is still the reigning monarch. If anyone knows what an imbecile he is, it would be her.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2017 09:27 PM (NXsWM)

361
I remember there were some serious POGO oscillations on the Saturn V. IIRC, it was with the second stage, and the trouble was something that happened in vacuum, that didn't happen during ground testing.

They were able to stop it by killing one of the engines, IIRC, but they would've had to abort one time if they couldn't have stopped it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 09:28 PM (8O3HH)

362 Harry is #6 now in line. He could marry a Fleet Street hooker .

Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2017 09:28 PM (96bKD)

363 357
A century-plus ago, British aristocrats were marrying wealthy American heiresses left and right.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2017 09:27 PM (Wd4KV)

They just needed the cash.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2017 09:28 PM (NXsWM)

364 This much-anticipated rocket has been delayed for years, in part because they haven't been able to simulate some of the vibration and resonance modes on the computer.

That was my best pickup line in college.

Posted by: wooga at December 28, 2017 09:28 PM (4JGaO)

365 The House of Windsor already went through that mess with Edward Fascist-lover VIII. It will NOT be happening again.

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Yeah, this time it'll be an Islam lover.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at December 28, 2017 09:29 PM (+y/Ru)

366 At several locations - where Ivan assured them that nothing radioactive had ever been undertaken or worked on - they came back from brief visits with big doses. Scratch that factory off the list .....


Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 28, 2017 09:25 PM (NDlpU)

Actually, that was the one factor that was not well documented.

The Russians would not allow it. In the other former Soviet republics, yes.

Posted by: Sustainable Miklos at December 28, 2017 09:29 PM (zCyNd)

367 There is no such thing as AGW or AGCC period.

It was a scam from jump street and any and all mocking is justified.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 28, 2017 09:29 PM (5bwcO)

368 Piltdown Mann is good.

How about the Piltdown Men?

https://tinyurl.com/y7z4h6h2

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 28, 2017 09:30 PM (3DZIZ)

369 355
I'm pretty sure William is Chuckle's offspring. You can see the family resemblance. But not Harry.

I'm certain MI5 knows who's Harry's father is for sure. But no one else ever will.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 09:26 PM (8O3HH)



But if he were actually the one set to inherit the throne that would be different.

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2017 09:30 PM (cAnNx)

370 That was my best pickup line in college.
Posted by: wooga at December 28, 2017 09:28 PM (4JGaO)

Baby, I wish I was your derivative, so i could be tangent to your curves.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2017 09:30 PM (T28di)

371 362 Harry is #6 now in line. He could marry a Fleet Street hooker .
Posted by: Ben Had at December 28, 2017 09:28 PM (96bKD)

That just isn't done, doncha know? You keep 'em as mistresses. You marry the respectable one to get children, but you keep the hotties for fun.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2017 09:30 PM (NXsWM)

372 Oh, I wasn't mocking MI or other people who go out and do things in the winter - I love winter myself, and respect the tough outdoor mentality. I was just mystified as to why any recreational boater would go out in such conditions. I think the automated warning linked to winds and surface conditions may be accurate.


Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 28, 2017 09:30 PM (NDlpU)

373 Harry is #6 now in line. He could marry a Fleet Street hooker .
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Yeah so Hollywood actress...

Posted by: George Soros at December 28, 2017 09:30 PM (ZuGkg)

374 Good night, grammie! Stay warm, or as warm as is possible.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

375
If you remember in Downtown Abbey, Lady Grantham was an American heiress. The aristocracy was in serious need of a cash infusion after WWI, and marrying wealthy American gals who desired to have a nice title of Countess, etc. was just the ticket.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 09:30 PM (8O3HH)

376 It is projected that New Orleans will be freezing NYD. That is extremely rare.

Posted by: Cosmic Ckarlie at December 28, 2017 09:30 PM (PUmDY)

377 They just needed the cash.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 28, 2017 09:28 PM (NXsWM)



And the heiresses wanted the titles. Quid pro quo.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2017 09:31 PM (+lOpA)

378 I know some dudes who went out fishing yesterday on Huron. And Lake Michigan actually doesn't freeze solid, so I always thought it was warmer on the west side.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 28, 2017 09:31 PM (G8B7r)

379 Charles is physically, intellectually, scholarly, morally, and spiritually weak.

Otherwise, he is a wonderful student.

Posted by: Every Headmaster everywhere at December 28, 2017 09:31 PM (7JbXq)

380 Ug... vibrations: my least favorite class in undergrad

You had my first professor. Withdrew failing, took it again from his TA (iirc) and absolutely loved it (and crushed it)

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2017 09:31 PM (clYld)

381 346 340
Meghan is American, for those not up on this. So we're going to get an American in the British royal family. She's also divorced.

This would've been more of a problem if there was much change of Harry taking the throne.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 09:22 PM (8O3HH)



I think if there was much of a chance of Harry getting the throne the people in line below him would be demanding a DNA taste.
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Huh-huh-huh-huh, you said "DNA taste".
But yeah, William was required to marry a nice toff girl, which he did, and they are having fun being beautiful people and popping out adorable kids. Harry got a little slack, and he used all of it. The inevitable divorce in 5-10 years will be good reading. (At least he didn't go for Lena Dunham though, the Queen would have had him put in the Tower.)

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2017 09:31 PM (W+kMI)

382 366. Heh.....and that's why Lack-of-God made Kazakhstan.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 28, 2017 09:32 PM (fA1SL)

383 Wait;

"Trump mocks global warming as temperatures plunge"?

Well, no shit.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 28, 2017 09:27 PM (3DZIZ)

I think he hurt algores feelings. He. Must. Be. Re-elected.

Posted by: tbodie at December 28, 2017 09:32 PM (PrVhQ)

384 Anybody who has survived a major car crash - you owe a thank you to computer simulation. It allowed for testing scenarios that simply couldn't have been tested in real life. Crash testing is hella expensive.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 28, 2017 09:32 PM (JyFLk)

385 Miklos, one of my favorite wacky post-Soviet goat ropes were the remote weather stations powered by small nuke reactors (the Soviets LOVED themselves some miniaturized nuke reactor power sources, and stuck them in lots of crap that would never cross your mind).


There were several of these things unaccounted for scattered across the Caucasus republics, much excitement about finding/securing them. Good times.

Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 28, 2017 09:33 PM (NDlpU)

386 But they still don't like Camilla too well.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear


This may be completely read-say, but I remember reading an article on how one day maybe prior to the divorce, Camilla was pelted with moldy bread in the bakery / grocery by a group of women while they called her a home wrecker and a few other things.

Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at December 28, 2017 09:33 PM (AoK0a)

387 IMHO, Harry is seriously fucked-up. She should run, not walk, away.


Posted by: JAS at December 28, 2017 09:33 PM (7JbXq)

388 361
I remember there were some serious POGO oscillations on the Saturn V. IIRC, it was with the second stage, and the trouble was something that happened in vacuum, that didn't happen during ground testing.

They were able to stop it by killing one of the engines, IIRC, but they would've had to abort one time if they couldn't have stopped it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 09:28 PM (8O3HH)


The first Saturn V launch, Apollo 4, was pretty successful.

The second one, Apollo 6, had a number of serious problems, as you mentioned.

The third one, Apollo 8, sent three astronauts into lunar orbit.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

389 372. The legend lives on/ From the Chippewa on down & all that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 28, 2017 09:34 PM (fA1SL)

390
Anybody who has survived a major car crash - you owe a thank you to computer simulation. It allowed for testing scenarios that simply couldn't have been tested in real life. Crash testing is hella expensive.
Posted by: 2009Refugee


Not expensive in my country!

Posted by: Kim Jong-un at December 28, 2017 09:34 PM (IqV8l)

391 365 The House of Windsor already went through that mess with Edward Fascist-lover VIII. It will NOT be happening again.

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Yeah, this time it'll be an Islam lover.
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Thanks for reminding me that there is one more reason for Jug Ears to get passed over for the succession. He is a Muzzie-lover too.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2017 09:34 PM (W+kMI)

392 I could be wrong, but I think the ferry is still running from Luddington, MI to Green Bay. Yes, people in Michigan are tough. There might be some nut out there fishing. I mean they go salmon fishing and crabbing in the Gulf of Alaska in cold weather too.
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Speaking of salmon, I went down the Wikipedia rabbit hole today and discovered among the many Megafauna the Saber-toothed Salmon:

https://www.livescience.com/56742-giant-extinct-spike-toothed-salmon.html

It was a time of Dire Wolves, Woolly Rhinos, Terror Birds, and armadillos the size of Volkswagens.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 28, 2017 09:35 PM (qJtVm)

393 "Trump mocks global warming as temperatures plunge"?

"Trump mocks global warming as necklines plunge in the beautiful, wonderfully warm Mar-a -Lago"

More better?

Posted by: Miklos, man of limited fashion sense at December 28, 2017 09:36 PM (zCyNd)

394
the Saber-toothed Salmon

Salmonnado

Posted by: SyFy Network at December 28, 2017 09:36 PM (IqV8l)

395 Naughty Pine - Lake Michigan has a minor warming effect for the first few miles inland. Not ocean-shore impact, but its there. Couple years ago it froze solid and oh boy did you notice a difference.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 28, 2017 09:37 PM (JyFLk)

396 "CNN loses collective hive-mind as Trump is too busy kicking ass to take names."

(sub hed: "That's why he hired Nikki Haley")

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 28, 2017 09:37 PM (T28di)

397 I love watching the Missus take off her bra and panties, even after 49 years. We get old, but that never gets old. Flesh to flesh is my precious, even under the covers when its -17 outside.

"Everybody needs somebody to lean on, put your body next to mine and dream on."

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 28, 2017 09:37 PM (C8LGv)

398 That interview was very staged, no stuttering.

Posted by: Cosmic Ckarlie at December 28, 2017 09:37 PM (PUmDY)

399
I'd have to look it up, and a quick look reveals I'd have to do some reading.

But there were serious first stage POGOs, Apollo 6. But some later one developed in the upper stages later on.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 09:37 PM (8O3HH)

400 There were several of these things unaccounted for scattered across the Caucasus republics, much excitement about finding/securing them. Good times.

Posted by: Farshimmelt Alte-Kocker, AKA rhomboid at December 28, 2017 09:33 PM (NDlpU)

The integral microwave ovens can probably still cook an ox.

Posted by: Miklos, will stick with popcorn at December 28, 2017 09:38 PM (zCyNd)

401 I work with a bunch of ex-patriat Brits, and several Brits that come over on a regular basis.
Nobody likes Bonnie Prince Charley. Nobody. He is a first class twit, regardless if you are Tory or Labour.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
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I used to meet an expat ex-Royal Marine for rounds of stout at a local British Pub. They had a picture of Charles & Diana over the bar. He used to sneer at it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2017 09:39 PM (c/EDo)

402 Posted by: colfax mingo at December 28, 2017 09:37 PM (C8LGv)

That's because you see her like she was 49 years ago. Which is why it's meant that we grow old together.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 28, 2017 09:39 PM (2DOZq)

403 The Brits should use that Klingon technology and clone Henry V and make him king.

Just don't let him breed.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 28, 2017 09:40 PM (3DZIZ)

404
Chuckles never wanted Diana. He was hot for Camilla since the beginning, I think, but according to the rules, she was not acceptable for a future queen consort.

So Diana was chosen.

QEII learned her lesson from that (and Andrew's mess). She let William pick out the one he wanted, which was Kate. Commoner, and not some "suitable" aristocrat with the proper blue blood and all that shit.

It saved the monarchy.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 09:40 PM (8O3HH)

405 I used to meet an expat ex-Royal Marine for rounds of stout at a local British Pub. They had a picture of Charles & Diana over the bar. He used to sneer at it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2017 09:39 PM (c/EDo)

It must be awkward to be a member of any of the regiments for which Charles is honorary colonel.

Posted by: Miklos, non-commissioned at December 28, 2017 09:41 PM (zCyNd)

406 (sub hed: "That's why he hired Nikki Haley")
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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And Sarah Sanders. I'm hoping that she actually enjoys slapping the press around.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2017 09:42 PM (c/EDo)

407 She may dress like a German hausfrau, but she is one smart cookie.

Posted by: JAS at December 28, 2017 09:42 PM (7JbXq)

408 >>>>
Florida has an AGILF<<<<

Pam is cute.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 28, 2017 09:43 PM (3DZIZ)

409 395 Naughty Pine - Lake Michigan has a minor warming effect for the first few miles inland. Not ocean-shore impact, but its there. Couple years ago it froze solid and oh boy did you notice a difference.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 28, 2017 09:37 PM

Interesting. And I remember my uncle taking photos of sunbathers near Marquette lighthouse as ice floes passed - that was quite a long thaw that year!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 28, 2017 09:43 PM (G8B7r)

410 402 Posted by: colfax mingo at December 28, 2017 09:37 PM (C8LGv)

That's because you see her like she was 49 years ago. Which is why it's meant that we grow old together.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 28, 2017 09:39 PM (2DOZq)


I remember Archie Bunker saying to Edith that maybe it's not so bad that our eyesight deteriorates as we age. Something like that.

Posted by: rickl at December 28, 2017 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

411 Pam Bondi.


That name gives me inappropriate mindthoughts.

Posted by: eleven at December 28, 2017 09:45 PM (+lOpA)

412 Quick reading:

Second stage POGO problems were first observed during Apollo 8.

It reappeared during Apollo 10, and was so bad that it caused them to have to shut down the center J-2 way early. On Apollo 13 (which had other, later problems), they had to do it again, and determined that the center engine would have failed had they not shut it off early.

They put a fix for it in Apollo 14.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 28, 2017 09:45 PM (8O3HH)

413 Nood ONT

Posted by: JAS at December 28, 2017 09:45 PM (7JbXq)

414 I find the Weather Girl intriguing ... in a "Can I help you with that terribly tight outfit" kind of way.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 28, 2017 09:46 PM (fiGNd)

415 Florida has an AGILF

*****

There are 49 other states. Get out more.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2017 09:46 PM (usgok)

416 403 The Brits should use that Klingon technology and clone Henry V and make him king.

Just don't let him breed.
======
Henry V came from a healthy and prolific bloodline. However, he married the French princess from a dynasty of mentally and emotionally unbalanced people. But have no fear, Henry V will not be brought back to life because he would embrace UKIP and order some heads to roll.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2017 09:46 PM (W+kMI)

417 Test tube

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 28, 2017 09:46 PM (PUmDY)

418 Anybody who has survived a major car crash - you owe a thank you to computer simulation. It allowed for testing scenarios that simply couldn't have been tested in real life.
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As an aside, Toyota actually erected a monument to those killed while driving Toyota automobiles.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2017 09:48 PM (cp1if)

419 See how far you can get into the "read me" file. It makes the whole scam pretty clear. (I got maybe 25% through.)

Posted by: Texican ette at December 28, 2017 09:49 PM (hnRm7)

420 >>>>Henry V came from a healthy and prolific bloodline<<<<<

His father died young(ish) and neither of his brothers produced an heir, so his branch of the Plantagenets wasn't that prolific. Also, Katherine's children by Owen Tudor seem to have been okay---so best not to take chances. Just clone a new one when the old one wears out.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 28, 2017 09:56 PM (3DZIZ)

421 Just checking the new releases on Audible. Boswell's Life of Samuel Johnson. 51 hours of him writing a dictionary.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Persistence! at December 28, 2017 09:58 PM (+y/Ru)

422 Just checking in to say this is a fucking brilliant piece of writing from Ace.

The mockery will continue until CNN fires all the idiots.

Posted by: Dusty Springfield at December 28, 2017 10:07 PM (Po6Jc)

423 384 Anybody who has survived a major car crash - you owe a thank you to computer simulation. It allowed for testing scenarios that simply couldn't have been tested in real life. Crash testing is hella expensive.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 28, 2017 09:32 PM (JyFLk)



Of course here's the thing to remember about those computer models. If they didn't end up reasonably simulating actual real world results they wouldn't be worth shit. If you were to throw in some previous real car wreck that you had all the data on into the model and it didn't come even close to spitting out the results that matched what happened, would you trust that to predict the future actions?

Posted by: buzzion at December 28, 2017 10:08 PM (cAnNx)

424 for whatever reason, I have to believe that Candidate Trump looked at the GOP and thought, "Can't anyone in the GOP play this game?"

The GOPe should be thanking President Trump for all the free lessons on living rent free inside the heads of the opposition party, AKA MSM.

Posted by: Blake at December 28, 2017 10:13 PM (WEBkv)

425 Ah, the years... Missus like me are captives of age, but she remains so beautiful to me. If you have never had a life long, monogamous bond... well, you can't understand. Not a criticism, merely an observation.

Time for her to take off bra and panties and me to snuggle up. Its minus 12 outside. Goodnight, sleep tight.

Posted by: colfax mingo at December 28, 2017 10:13 PM (C8LGv)

426 Crash testing is hella expensive.

That's true, but both IIHS and their European counterparts still crash-test every new car every year.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 28, 2017 10:13 PM (gm9yG)

427 I spent part of the day with a friend who refers to
him as "Trumpass" (rhymes sorta with "dumbass"). I pretended not to
notice. I was honestly shocked. This is a nice, pretty lady who is
usually as sweet as pecan pie and does a lot of volunteer work for her
church.



If Trump has her acting like this, then I won't be surprised if
newsrooms get a few degrees warmer as heads spontaneously combust!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 28, 2017 08:34 PM (G8B7r)

I wouldn't have stood there for one more second. I would have told her to blow it out her butt, and left. The unhinged anger these deranged creatures feel extends to anyone who disagrees with them. Fvck them. I no longer stand for their bullshit. They can all go die in a fire.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 28, 2017 10:31 PM (TPimP)

428

He made fun of their religion

Posted by: ThunderB at December 28, 2017 10:48 PM (5rCam)

429 Interesting list (all causes)

Losses by navy, WWII


Royal Navy Royal Navy (110
US Navy US Navy (487)
Soviet Navy Soviet Navy (13
French Navy French Navy (95)
Royal Dutch Navy Royal Dutch Navy (59)
Royal Canadian Navy Royal Canadian Navy (31)
Royal Hellenic Navy Royal Hellenic Navy (26)
Royal Norwegian Navy Royal Norwegian Navy (23)
Royal Australian Navy Royal Australian Navy (16)
Royal Indian Navy Royal Indian Navy (12)
Polish Navy Polish Navy (12)
Free French Navy Free French Navy (9)
Italian Navy Italian Navy (7)
United States Coast Guard United States Coast Guard (5)
Royal New Zealand Navy Royal New Zealand Navy (2)
Brazilian Navy Brazilian Navy (2)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2017 11:30 PM (5OO3x)

430 Yeah, you know those "global warming" types who proclaimed that Britain would soon never again experience snow. So far they've been completely rig--wrong. They've been completely wrong. Trying to scare people with the end of something few adults even find particularly pleasant.

Posted by: DaveM at December 29, 2017 12:24 AM (WWC3Y)

431 This afternoon I saw special CNN news update - a truck blocked their view of Donald Trump golfing in Florida. Fucking 20 minutes of reporting, with experts, graphics, investigative reporting....god these guys are fucking dumb.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 29, 2017 01:02 AM (+Jknm)

432 Trump is mocking WARMISTS

Troll Level: Grand Master

Which is pretty funny.

The fact that they don't understand that he is MOCKING THEM is absolutely HILARIOUS!!

Posted by: Aarradin at December 29, 2017 03:38 AM (5kvQv)

433 157 I'd like to hear about a situation in which Jim Acosta goes to sleep and wakes up in a sugar cane field in Cuba. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

That's what I told Elian.


Posted by: Bill "Dred Scott" Clinton at December 29, 2017 06:42 AM (Ndje9)

434 I've suddenly discovered a weather phenomenon that conveniently mandates all my political goals;

limited government instead of world government, lower taxes not carbon taxes, less regulation not more, free enterprise not Soviet Industrial Policy and America keeping her own money not redistributing it worldwide.

Oh--and my attorney generals will prosecute you if you question it.

Because the Science is Settled(tm).

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 29, 2017 06:52 AM (Ndje9)

435 "PLUNGING TEMPS", aka "winter".

"CNN: Where it's Always Winter, Never Christmas!"

Posted by: C.S. Lewis' cousin Jerry: "Lady, please!" at December 29, 2017 07:05 AM (Ndje9)

436 Nice riff off the old Python Spanish Inquisition "our chief weapons"-thing. . . .

Posted by: FIIGMO at December 29, 2017 07:59 AM (E+qJE)

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