Trump Threatens to Cut Foreign Aid to Countries That Vote to Forbid the US from Recognizing Jerusalem as Israel's Capital

The good sort of Trumpian: people don't like being played for chumps, and Trump gives voice to that.

"They take hundreds of millions of dollars and even billions of dollars, and then they vote against us. Well, we're watching those votes. Let them vote against us. We'll save a lot. We don't care," Trump told reporters at the White House.

The US already vetoed this attempt in the Security Council, but now they're having a meaningless vote on it in the General Assembly:

The 193-member U.N. General Assembly will hold a rare emergency special session on Thursday -- at the request of Arab and Muslim countries -- to vote on a draft resolution, which was vetoed by the United States on Monday in the 15-member U.N. Security Council.

Nikki Haley is reinforcing Trump's threat.

U.S. Ambassador Nikki Haley, in a letter to dozens of U.N. states on Tuesday seen by Reuters, warned that Trump had asked her to "report back on those countries who voted against us."
She bluntly echoed that call in a Twitter post: "The U.S. will be taking names."

Meanwhile, the ninnies who cry that #TrumpIsKillingUsAll are, alas, still with us.

Do you remember the three freak-outs recently in which the ninnies claimed Trump was "killing us"?

I do.

Here's Trump's MURDER SPREE in progress:

1. Forcing the #VulnerablePoor into a THUNDERDOME of JOB OFFERS and CASH BONUSES

2. Repealed an FCC ruling which progressive hysterics claimed would make FaceBook postings PUNISHABLE BY SPIDERS

3. Recognized Jerusalem as the Israeli capital, plunging the Middle East into a state of unrest not seen since LAST WEDNESDAY

Posted by: Ace at 06:38 PM

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1 roomy

Posted by: never enough caffeine at December 20, 2017 06:38 PM (N3JsI)

2 First? A Festivus miracle!

Posted by: Archer at December 20, 2017 06:38 PM (gbWkA)

3 Schadenboner at 11

Posted by: name at December 20, 2017 06:38 PM (Sre7J)

4 I was promised Trumpcamps.
Still waiting.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 20, 2017 06:39 PM (fA1SL)

5 I gotta admit: I like the idea of punishing Facebookers with spiders. I get a big grin on my face just thinking about it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 20, 2017 06:39 PM (FUu/Z)

6 Love it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 20, 2017 06:40 PM (NWiLs)

7 If the NN repeal punished Facebook with spiders, it would have been my primary selling point to others.

Posted by: trev006 at December 20, 2017 06:40 PM (UhoHP)

8 Kick the UN out of the US.

Then have Don Jr. buy the building and convert it into a new Trump hotel complex. Unless it's a hopeless mess physically/mechanically and needs to be torn down.

Posted by: geoffb at December 20, 2017 06:40 PM (zOpu5)

9 Punishment by spiders: that really ought to be in the federal sentencing guidelines.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls - pantsless and loving it at December 20, 2017 06:40 PM (W3ofY)

10 and he still has a smoking hot wife
dude is on a serious winning spree

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 20, 2017 06:40 PM (N6CVU)

11 How many of these idiots know that Jerusalem is and has been the capital of Israel for a very long time?

How many other countries on the planet have all world embassies in a city other than their capital?

How silly is it that Israel says "our capital is here" and we say "nah, we're just going to set up shop in Tel Aviv, and pretend your capital is here?"

It's silly. This should not be a big deal.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 20, 2017 06:41 PM (wmaTe)

12 Take spider punishments lightly at your own risk.

Posted by: Shelob at December 20, 2017 06:41 PM (vfC/C)

13 Judging policy by whether it benefits America is just not who we are as Americans.

Posted by: The Democrats at December 20, 2017 06:41 PM (W/SyC)

14 11 How many of these idiots know that Jerusalem is and has been the capital of Israel for a very long time?

How many other countries on the planet have all world embassies in a city other than their capital?

How silly is it that Israel says "our capital is here" and we say "nah, we're just going to set up shop in Tel Aviv, and pretend your capital is here?"

It's silly. This should not be a big deal.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 20, 2017 06:41 PM (wmaTe)

They know. They're just hate-filled retards.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 20, 2017 06:41 PM (NWiLs)

15 We don't care, bitches.

Posted by: Donald Trump's inner thoughts at December 20, 2017 06:41 PM (SkuXa)

16 Yeah. And he's out of chewing gum.

Go, Mr. President!

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 20, 2017 06:42 PM (fXd4g)

17 7 If the NN repeal punished Facebook with spiders, it would have been my primary selling point to others.
Posted by: trev006 at December 20, 2017 06:40 PM (UhoHP)

====

Is it a euphemism for slower porn downloads?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at December 20, 2017 06:42 PM (Jj43a)

18 Giving cash to people to hate us.
You would think that would have stopped under any number of reasonable past presidents.
But, it didn't.

Posted by: navybrat at December 20, 2017 06:42 PM (w7KSn)

19 PDT is on a roll. Cannot wait for the State of the Union address. Wait fun it will be.

Posted by: Tuna at December 20, 2017 06:42 PM (jm1YL)

20 We don't care," Trump told reporters

BOOM

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2017 06:42 PM (HgMAr)

21 Punishment by spiders: that really ought to be in the federal sentencing guidelines.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls - pantsless and loving it

i dunno ...

Alex the Chick can be naughty sometimes !

Posted by: Adriane the Judicial Critic ... at December 20, 2017 06:42 PM (AoK0a)

22 So, how's the death toll from the tax bill in your area? Pretty bad here, but I've piled the corpses up to build a redoubt from which we can venture out for supplies. Lemonade from lemons, that's my motto.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 20, 2017 06:42 PM (ppaKI)

23 Speaking of spiders.... if you offered the Empress a night with Kate Upton... in a room with two large spiders and a squirrel feeder outside the window... and no asking Kate to squash them.

Would she take it?

Posted by: Please Hammer Don't Hurt Me at December 20, 2017 06:43 PM (HDMVB)

24
Forbid? You and whose army?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2017 06:43 PM (baRZj)

25 We don't care," Trump told reporters

*pffffft* *opens Diet Coke*

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2017 06:43 PM (HgMAr)

26
Trump:

Obsessed with Jooz and money. Evil, I tell's ya.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2017 06:44 PM (mbhDw)

27 Alex the Chick can be naughty sometimes !

Posted by: Adriane the Judicial Critic ... at December 20, 2017 06:42 PM (AoK0a)

Have you seen her in her dominatrix outfit?

Oh...wait...wrong thread.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2017 06:44 PM (wYseH)

28 Cut them off now.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybpwgzr6

Posted by: Under Fire at December 20, 2017 06:44 PM (r9UYA)

29 this chainik has finally boiled over the head !

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2017 06:44 PM (QC/4S)

30 19 PDT is on a roll. Cannot wait for the State of the Union address. Wait fun it will be.
Posted by: Tuna at December 20, 2017 06:42 PM (jm1YL)

======

But remember, the economy is suddenly not a major factor in national elections like it had been since the founding of the republic (seriously, Van Buren lost because of it), so despite Trump delivering a great economy and keeping us out of foreign entanglements ( like George Washington advised) isn't going to matter to voters next year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at December 20, 2017 06:44 PM (Jj43a)

31 PUNISHABLE BY SPIDERS

It's only cruel and unusual if they're bigger than your face.

Posted by: DaveA at December 20, 2017 06:44 PM (FhXTo)

32
I love Dusky Haley...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2017 06:44 PM (mbhDw)

33 18 Giving cash to people to hate us.
You would think that would have stopped under any number of reasonable past presidents.
But, it didn't.
Posted by: navybrat at December 20, 2017 06:42 PM (w7KSn)

I get it, when it's an out and out bribe between nations.

But when they stop holding up their end of the bargain?

Yoink.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 06:44 PM (hcyUh)

34 I swear the US has become one giant bank account for the UN, and I'm sick of it. *stops tiny feet*

Now I shall go read the post.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 06:45 PM (NnN0z)

35 Just leave the UN. After the screaming nobody would notice and the place would be foreclosed on within the year for lack of payment.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 06:45 PM (/tuJf)

36 8 Kick the UN out of the US.

Then have Don Jr. buy the building and convert it into a new Trump hotel complex. Unless it's a hopeless mess physically/mechanically and needs to be torn down.
Posted by: geoffb at December 20, 2017 06:40 PM (zOpu5)

It probably didn't meet code when it was built.

Rip it out, dig a huge hole in the ground for parking and get rid of the the hipster sweeping lines.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 20, 2017 06:45 PM (fXd4g)

37 Hardest hit: confused diplomats who have no idea what to do with an American President with a backbone.

/you go Donnie Two Scoops! NOT TIRED OF WINNING!!!

Posted by: shibumi at December 20, 2017 06:45 PM (aT+Bx)

38 "In view of the heinousness of the offense and your extensive criminal history, I hereby sentence you to SPIDERS. You are remanded to the Bureau of Arachnids to be confined in a pit filled with Brown Recluses for 30 days. May God have mercy on your soul."

Posted by: Judge Roy Beanbag at December 20, 2017 06:45 PM (W3ofY)

39
Time to move the UN to Chernobyl. For the two-headed children.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2017 06:45 PM (mbhDw)

40 You would think that would have stopped under any number of reasonable past presidents

I love having an American in the White House, and one who hasn't wasted his entire life in politics.

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2017 06:45 PM (K0iLX)

41 22 So, how's the death toll from the tax bill in your area? Pretty bad here, but I've piled the corpses up to build a redoubt from which we can venture out for supplies. Lemonade from lemons, that's my motto.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 20, 2017 06:42 PM (ppaKI)

The town has been running the plow trucks near constantly to push the bodies out of the roads -- so far none of the major roads are impassable, but the bodies have been starting to pile up on some of the secondary roads.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 20, 2017 06:45 PM (wmaTe)

42
Lemonade from lemons, that's my motto.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 20, 2017 06:42 PM (ppaKI)

Let me put it this way: I have a lifetime's worth of soap now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2017 06:45 PM (baRZj)

43 to "report back on those countries who voted against us."

That'll put a knot in the djellaba.

Posted by: DaveA at December 20, 2017 06:46 PM (FhXTo)

44 Thunderdome...

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at December 20, 2017 06:46 PM (iiixZ)

45 This is amazing. Just a few years ago it was inconceivable. Like a SMOD on left.

Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2017 06:46 PM (UdKB7)

46 Nothing would be better than PDTS telling the UN we are outta there, locking the doors and sending all those asshats packing. Then razing the place.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 20, 2017 06:46 PM (tnRJU)

47 ILOVE this guy! I really don't want to get emotionally involved in politics, but this Trump fellow is calling my bluff.

MAGA!

Posted by: Max Power at December 20, 2017 06:46 PM (q177U)

48 Punish them with Eczema.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2017 06:47 PM (IqV8l)

49 It really has been a good year. Nearly great. Borderline great. Trump fights to win. If he can't win he makes his opponent lose more.

He is the real deal.

I bet they get desperate next year and try something really stupid.

Posted by: Simplemind at December 20, 2017 06:47 PM (ZuGkg)

50
The Left really needs a school shooting and a hurricane right now.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 20, 2017 06:47 PM (2SERm)

51 Punishment by spiders: that really ought to be in the federal sentencing guidelines.

I like spiders...always think of Charlotte's Web. So when I kill one I feel bad.

Exceptions to this are furry and poisonous and biting spiders. Or any that crawl on me. Especially during the nightime.

Okay, so maybe the spider punishment thing does work.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 06:47 PM (NnN0z)

52 By the way, Wells Fargo is also offering bonuses and benefits. Lots of big companies doing so because of tax rates (or, at least, saying because of the tax bill).

The UN getting it in the teeth is even better than the Bush years when he sent The Stach to mock and belittle them. Trump already got NATO partners to pony up more of the bill, I'd love to see him begin systematically reducing our global payouts through the UN.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 06:47 PM (39g3+)

53 @19 "PDT is on a roll. Cannot wait for the State of the Union address. Wait fun it will be."

I envision half the Gallery wearing pink pussy-hats, sitting on their hands, posing in their best "Heroic Stand for Civil Rights Face" and staging a mass, temper-tantrum walkout.

But aside from that, nothing to embolden our enemies really.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 20, 2017 06:47 PM (W/SyC)

54 freebeacon - Black Rifle coffee company plays classic Christmas carols w/ silenced firearms
https://tinyurl.com/y7mgonya

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2017 06:47 PM (aC6Sd)

55 46 Nothing would be better than PDTS telling the UN we are outta there, locking the doors and sending all those asshats packing. Then razing the place.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 20, 2017 06:46 PM (tnRJU)

======

"There's an emoulment clause violation in there somewhere..."
-very smart progressive

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at December 20, 2017 06:47 PM (Jj43a)

56 I thought Trump was dabbling with hyperbole when he said we would get tired of winning. I can't say that I'm tired yet but the possibility does exist. He doesn't quit.

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 20, 2017 06:47 PM (T71PA)

57
Then razing the place.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 20, 2017 06:46 PM (tnRJU)

It's a dump anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2017 06:47 PM (baRZj)

58 Most googled word at UN headquarters today:

"consequences"

Posted by: Miklos from arch support at December 20, 2017 06:47 PM (zCyNd)

59 It.Moved.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 20, 2017 06:48 PM (apyCW)

60 "The first name that she should write down is Bolivia," Bolivia's U.N.
Ambassador Sacha Sergio Llorentty Sol�z said of Haley's message. "We
regret the arrogance and disrespect to the sovereign decision of member
states and to multilateralism."

Ah yes. Bolivia. The source of coca leaves and...um...what else?

So Bolivia will get to vote the way it wants (Jew-Hate), and America gets to withdraw some aid. That seems quite fair and multilateral.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2017 06:48 PM (wYseH)

61 Cut the budget, good as place to start as any

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2017 06:48 PM (aC6Sd)

62 The best punishment by spiders is to use really huge, furry ones like those bird-eating spiders. That way they are extra terrifying but not particularly deadly. Just really painful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 06:48 PM (39g3+)

63 48 Punish them with Eczema.

I was going to say leprosy but that would make most of them feel like they're at home.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 20, 2017 06:48 PM (r9UYA)

64 Number two bites especially hard. I thought we had left the dark days of 2015 behind us, and advanced as a species.

On that net neutrality issue, I think the Right should put together a plan to re-establish "net neutrality" by making ISP's a common carrier. Same as what dick-sucking-barry did.

But they should leak that this is the easiest way to impose community standards and outlaw porn.

Just a threat to make the Left freak out. Can you imagine them turning on a dime and arguing against this issue? After spending a year telling us how vital it was to life itself?

And maybe finally understanding that common carrier is not appropriate since it empowers the state to regulate content (which was the dick sucker's goal, after all.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 20, 2017 06:48 PM (LWu6U)

65 Then have Don Jr. buy the building and convert it into a new Trump hotel
complex. Unless it's a hopeless mess physically/mechanically and needs
to be torn down.

They just had 2B dollar renovation not too long ago, so I'd say no.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 20, 2017 06:48 PM (O5Q3r)

66 No nos importa.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at December 20, 2017 06:48 PM (HgMAr)

67 53 @19 "PDT is on a roll. Cannot wait for the State of the Union address. Wait fun it will be."

I envision half the Gallery wearing pink pussy-hats, sitting on their hands, posing in their best "Heroic Stand for Civil Rights Face" and staging a mass, temper-tantrum walkout.

But aside from that, nothing to embolden our enemies really.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 20, 2017 06:47 PM (W/SyC)

======

Some black congressman is going to shout "you lie".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at December 20, 2017 06:48 PM (Jj43a)

68 "Don't think we're not keeping score, brother."

lol.

Posted by: x at December 20, 2017 06:48 PM (nFwvY)

69 I am actually chortling. Like, every few minutes.

Not giggling. Not tee-hee-ing. Not chuckling. But full-depth-of-belly chortling.

Ho ho ho, motherf&ckers.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 20, 2017 06:48 PM (c1VpD)

70 Al Franken Status: Unresigned.

Bonus Status: Growing.

Chuck Schumer Status: Ignored.

Rosie O'Donnell Status: She may or may not have just eaten an entire 1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass. (Silver)

That Rubin Twit Status: Continuous whiplash on new column on taxes.

ISIS Status: Trying to figure out where the fuck that last sniper shot came from.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2017 06:48 PM (0DVed)

71

Indeed, the best thing to happen right now for the Left is for a Hurricane to grab a bump-stocked AK-47 "assault" rifle and shoot up a school on Christmas Day while the Stock Market crashes.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 20, 2017 06:48 PM (2SERm)

72 America... FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Don Q. at December 20, 2017 06:49 PM (NgKpN)

73
I bet they get desperate next year and try something really stupid.
Posted by: Simplemind

They have an entire armory filled with stupid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2017 06:49 PM (IqV8l)

74 For the two-headed children.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2017 06:45 PM (mbhDw)

You are a very bad man for making me laugh at such a cruel joke.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2017 06:49 PM (wYseH)

75 If Trump had a shiny metal ass, every tinpot Islamofascist dictatorship would now be biting it.

Posted by: zombie at December 20, 2017 06:50 PM (42M22)

76 Reversing, for just a moment, the policy of paying other countries to piss on our shoes.
MAGA !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 20, 2017 06:50 PM (XvTYo)

77 Kick the UN out of the US.

Then have Don Jr. buy the building and convert it into a new Trump hotel complex. Unless it's a hopeless mess physically/mechanically and needs to be torn down.

Posted by: geoffb at December 20, 2017 06:40 PM (zOpu5)

I believe Trump did try to get the UN building and turn it into high-end apartments some years back. That might have been around the time that the UN threatened to leave and Guiliani said not to let the door hit them on the way out.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 20, 2017 06:50 PM (8gDQu)

78 Punish them with babies.

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2017 06:50 PM (HgMAr)

79 67
Some black congressman is going to shout "you lie".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at December 20, 2017 06:48 PM (Jj43a)

Tim Scott, not the House by Senate N-word (his brilliant Tweet/retort) was crying with joy because of the Tax Bill.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2017 06:50 PM (mbhDw)

80 but not by

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2017 06:50 PM (mbhDw)

81 78 Punish them with babies.
Posted by: wth at December 20, 2017 06:50 PM (HgMAr)

John Waite?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2017 06:51 PM (mbhDw)

82 Trump is synonymous withWINNING!

Posted by: Minuteman at December 20, 2017 06:51 PM (A3b6q)

83 I can't spare this man, he fights...

Posted by: The First Republican President at December 20, 2017 06:51 PM (NgKpN)

84 This is amazing. Just a few years ago it was inconceivable. Like a SMOD on left.
Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2017 06:46 PM (UdKB7)

so true. a few years ago, to say you want to close/enforce borders and that illegal immigration is killing the country was akin to treason; we've come a long way in the last 2 years

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2017 06:51 PM (QC/4S)

85 "The first name that she should write down is Bolivia," Bolivia's U.N.
Ambassador Sacha Sergio Llorentty Solz said of Haley's message. "We
regret the arrogance and disrespect to the sovereign decision of member
states and to multilateralism."

Ah yes. Bolivia. The source of coca leaves and...um...what else?

So Bolivia will get to vote the way it wants (Jew-Hate), and America gets to withdraw some aid. That seems quite fair and multilateral.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 20, 2017 06:48 PM (wYseH)

Empty threat. Bolivia cut off all US aid in to the country a few years back. Something about us funding political opponents (probably true).

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 20, 2017 06:51 PM (wmaTe)

86 Trump should take the US out of the UN, kick them out of NYC and cut off all our funding. I hope this is his and Haley's end game.

Posted by: CM9000 at December 20, 2017 06:51 PM (2S0F4)

87 I'm going on record:

2018 1Q economic growth will be within .2 either way of 4.5%.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2017 06:52 PM (0DVed)

88 They need to change that one line in starwars.

That's no moon, that's trump's balls.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 20, 2017 06:52 PM (aMlLZ)

89 That Obama helped draft the motion condemning Israel behind the scenes, then had Kerry vote for it, was such a cowardly act. It finally shifted even Dershowitz...and he did not yet know Obama drafted it.

Just like Hillary helped draft the Islam thing that would make speaking out against it a...something. Crime? I can't remember. One was UN, and one was here. Resolution 530 iirc. That one had me shuddering. With HRC in power, free speech would have taken some big hits. Like it has in EU.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 06:52 PM (NnN0z)

90 Indeed, the best thing to happen right now for the Left is for a Hurricane to grab a bump-stocked AK-47 "assault" rifle and shoot up a school on Christmas Day while the Stock Market crashes.

We got it covered.

Posted by: Deep State at December 20, 2017 06:52 PM (r9UYA)

91 This is amazing. Just a few years ago it was inconceivable. Like a SMOD on left.
---

I know it sounds bizarre, but it's like we shifted timelines, or maybe dimensions, from All Progressive All the Time to Not Insane America First.

I pray it continues.

Posted by: shibumi at December 20, 2017 06:52 PM (aT+Bx)

92 Look at this

https://tinyurl.com/yb3y7rg6

And if your lib friends complain about that he debt:

https://tinyurl.com/ycol6vav

Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2017 06:52 PM (LnOh3)

93 and they know that with Trump, these are not idle threats

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2017 06:52 PM (QC/4S)

94 Nothing would be better than PDTS telling the UN we are outta there, locking the doors and sending all those asshats packing. Then razing the place.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 20, 2017 06:46 PM (tnRJU)

First declare the ambassadors who vote against US persona non grate leave the building under penalty of death, then lock the doors...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 20, 2017 06:52 PM (Eu5eZ)

95
Tim Scott, not the House by Senate N-word (his brilliant Tweet/retort) was crying with joy because of the Tax Bill.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 20, 2017 06:50 PM (mbhDw)

"TRUMP MAKES BLACK MAN CRY!"

Posted by: Tami at December 20, 2017 06:53 PM (Enq6K)

96 87 I'm going on record:

2018 1Q economic growth will be within .2 either way of 4.5%.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2017 06:52 PM (0DVed)

=======

"Impossible!"
-every economist to the left of Thomas Sowell now

"It's Obama's doing!"
-same people in a year

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at December 20, 2017 06:53 PM (Jj43a)

97 And then, he forced them to come out and confront their rapists and sexual harassers.

And then, he forced the rapists to live their lives as gay men.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 06:53 PM (Dp6qK)

98 So, how's the death toll from the tax bill in your area?

I walked from my car to Walmart without ever stepping on the ground.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 20, 2017 06:53 PM (apyCW)

99 I get the feeling that the winning has only just begun, as has the pain and misery for the Left.

Posted by: harry lime at December 20, 2017 06:53 PM (ALDN3)

100 Will Trump force the UN to recognize the Nation of Sasquatch here in North America?

Posted by: Todd Standing, Discovering Bigfoot at December 20, 2017 06:53 PM (tQQeX)

101 That's not really something I want to hear a soothsayer say.

Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2017 06:54 PM (UdKB7)

102 Now, even though I got in many a verbal fight here, do you all see why I was TRUMP!!!!! from the minute descended down that yuge, gorgeous escalator to announce?

This is "Art of the Deal!!!"

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 20, 2017 06:54 PM (3BFzK)

103
How many NAZIS escaped to Bolivia after WWII, again?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 20, 2017 06:54 PM (2SERm)

104 Trump should take the US out of the UN, kick them out of NYC and cut off all our funding. I hope this is his and Haley's end game.
Posted by: CM9000 at December 20, 2017 06:51 PM (2S0F4)

That would feel good, I agree, but not the logical way to go. We are better with them in our country and as part of it for now. Affords us much more power. Taking our money back and no longer funding them, yes we should do that. Just like we need NATO members to actually pay in.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 06:54 PM (NnN0z)

105

Just try to imagine what a fully operational, fully energized Darth Trump would look like.

A roaring economy, a defeated democrat party in 2018, would do that.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 20, 2017 06:54 PM (KdDCu)

106 Bolivia. Yeah I can see why they'd have a problem with Jews. Where Israel has its capitol, yeah big thing with Bolivians. Somehow??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 06:54 PM (39g3+)

107 We regret the arrogance and disrespect to the sovereign decision of member states

Yeah, that condemnation of US' Jerusalem decision was really over the top. That's what we're talking about, right?

Posted by: t-bird at December 20, 2017 06:54 PM (K0iLX)

108 Every country that votes against the embassy move to Jerusalem should be required to conduct all diplomatic relations with the US through an interest section at the Israeli embassy

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 20, 2017 06:54 PM (zCyNd)

109 and they know that with Trump, these are not idle threats
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Oh, I don't know about that.

I suspect some of them still believe that this is Kabuki and he really doesn't mean those things he says.

You know, like EVERY politician.

Posted by: shibumi at December 20, 2017 06:54 PM (aT+Bx)

110 8 Kick the UN out of the US.

Then have Don Jr. buy the building and convert it into a new Trump hotel complex. Unless it's a hopeless mess physically/mechanically and needs to be torn down.

Posted by: geoffb at December 20, 2017 06:40 PM (zOpu5)

Sell it to him for $1. At least it'll be put to good use. Fuk the U.N. thugs.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 20, 2017 06:55 PM (dq5u8)

111 I'm looking into prepaying next year's property tax bill, to get the full deduction while I can. I'm also considering refinancing my mortgage, to pay off the SSA tax. It's no longer deductible, but the mortgage interest still is.

Posted by: Chris M at December 20, 2017 06:55 PM (6RZos)

112 /looks at watch

Any luck on that smoking gun, Bob?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 20, 2017 06:55 PM (0DVed)

113 I'm thinking we're eventually going to need a shitload of US of E flags if this keeps up.

(United States of Earth for those in Rio Linda)

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 20, 2017 06:56 PM (aMlLZ)

114 108 Every country that votes against the embassy move to Jerusalem should be required to conduct all diplomatic relations with the US through an interest section at the Israeli embassy
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 20, 2017 06:54 PM (zCyNd)

No, what we should do is say that we dont recognize their capital, and move our embassies to wherever the fuck we want in their countries.

"Sorry France, our embassy is in Cannes now. Cannes is now the capital of France, not Paris. If you want to talk to us, you can jackass your way over here, because we're not recognizing Paris as your capital."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 20, 2017 06:56 PM (wmaTe)

115 Turn the UN into the best VA hospital in the USA.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 20, 2017 06:56 PM (r9UYA)

116 114
"Sorry France, our embassy is in Cannes now. Cannes is now the capital of France, not Paris. If you want to talk to us, you can jackass your way over here, because we're not recognizing Paris as your capital."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 20, 2017 06:56 PM (wmaTe)

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Ha!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at December 20, 2017 06:57 PM (Jj43a)

117 "The first name that she should write down is Bolivia," Bolivia's U.N. Ambassador Sacha Sergio Llorentty Solz said of Haley's message. "We regret the arrogance and disrespect to the sovereign decision of member states and to multilateralism."

Ah yes. Bolivia. The source of coca leaves and...um...what else?

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Butch Cassidy's ass?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2017 06:57 PM (h6BP/)

118 Bolivia. Yeah I can see why they'd have a problem with Jews. Where Israel has its capitol, yeah big thing with Bolivians. Somehow??
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Post war Nazi relocation.

Posted by: Simplemind at December 20, 2017 06:57 PM (ZuGkg)

119 Sorry France, our embassy is in Cannes now. Cannes is now the capital of France, not Paris. If you want to talk to us, you can jackass your way over here, because we're not recognizing Paris as your capital."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 20, 2017 06:56 PM (wmaTe)

Vichy.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 20, 2017 06:57 PM (zCyNd)

120 Charles James Napier, the governor or India when it was a British colony in the mid-19th century, said this to the Hindu priests who were whining that he banned the practice of "suttee," in which widows were burned alive on the funeral pyres of their dead husbands:

"Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs."

This is, perhaps, my favorite political quote of all time. And Trump is now going all Napier on these motherfuckers at the UN: "Fine -- you can be anti-Semitic savages. And we can suspend foreign aid. let each nation act according to its principles."

BITE THE CURB, YOU JEW-HATING DOUCHEBAGS.

Posted by: zombie at December 20, 2017 06:57 PM (42M22)

121 110 8 Kick the UN out of the US.

Then have Don Jr. buy the building and convert it into a new Trump hotel complex. Unless it's a hopeless mess physically/mechanically and needs to be torn down.

Posted by: geoffb at December 20, 2017 06:40 PM (zOpu5)

Sell it to him for $1. At least it'll be put to good use. Fuk the U.N. thugs.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 20, 2017 06:55 PM (dq5u

Turn it into low-rent housing.

#HeavyMetal
#HarryCanyondDidNothingWrong

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 20, 2017 06:57 PM (xJa6I)

122 "Yes, you can find us in Gibraltar if you want to talk to us, Brits. We had to leave London, as it's no longer your capital. It's but a short plane ride away for you."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 20, 2017 06:57 PM (wmaTe)

123 winning, maga baby.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at December 20, 2017 06:57 PM (0OmEj)

124
That Obama helped draft the motion condemning Israel behind the scenes, then had Kerry vote for it, was such a cowardly act. It finally shifted even Dershowitz...

...who voted for both Obama and Hillary and would again if given the chance.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2017 06:58 PM (IqV8l)

125

This week is AWESOME

Posted by: ThunderB at December 20, 2017 06:58 PM (dj8SX)

126 Turn the UN into the best VA hospital in the USA.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 20, 2017 06:56 PM (r9UYA)

That's not a very high bar.

Posted by: DR.WTF - Duke of Righteous WTF? at December 20, 2017 06:58 PM (T71PA)

127 Kick the UN out of the US.

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I think the site would be an ideal spot for a sewage treatment facility.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at December 20, 2017 06:58 PM (LaL6t)

128
I'm thinking we're eventually going to need a shitload of US of E flags if this keeps up.
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US of E/M

"Moon."

Because we own THAT too.

Posted by: shibumi at December 20, 2017 06:58 PM (aT+Bx)

129 The only thing I can recall about Bolivia is that they elected an actual communist for president, which in turn triggered the US media to run the usual puff pieces about how Bolivia is so much more advanced than we are.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 20, 2017 06:58 PM (ppaKI)

130 TRUMP MURDER SPREE:

Tempting impressionable youths away from the stability and security of welfare payments into the sick capitalist system and PRACTICALLY SLAVERY.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 20, 2017 06:58 PM (yL25O)

131 stay in the UN, pay 1/193rd of their budget as dues, and tell them to GTFO of New York.

as for cutting foreign aid? HELL TO THE YES!

and pass the popcorn!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 20, 2017 06:58 PM (fYTGN)

132

Sporting psychic wood and not tired of winning

Posted by: ThunderB at December 20, 2017 06:59 PM (dj8SX)

133 >>> "PDT is on a roll. Cannot wait for the State of the Union address. Wait fun it will be."

Don't give those losers a forum. Make a televised SOTU directly to the people from the oval office.

Posted by: Max Power at December 20, 2017 06:59 PM (q177U)

134 Show of hands, how many still think Trump is going to allow people who tried to take the Presidency from him and then when he won crush his administration with fake claims of treasonous collusion with Russia without coming down on them with an iron hammer?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 06:59 PM (/tuJf)

135 bulldoze that crow faced socialist building.

notice how socialist buildings are either concrete monoliths (anything by le corbusier) or condescending. They are too busy making a statement and rejecting the exultation and extravagance of the free market that they design pieces of shit that are depressing to look at and make everyone nearby feel small and depressed.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 20, 2017 06:59 PM (LWu6U)

136

And that Haley....shes a Bad Bitch

Posted by: ThunderB at December 20, 2017 06:59 PM (dj8SX)

137 Gloating.

Posted by: Phildirt at December 20, 2017 06:59 PM (SVIGI)

138 If you cut every cent of foreign aid, would a single American even notice unless the media told them?

Posted by: Apache at December 20, 2017 07:00 PM (uc45P)

139 What?!?!

You mean we are going to henceforth set national policy by how it benefits our country first, LIKE EVERY OTHER COUNTRY HAS SINCE THE BEGINNING OF FUCKING HISTORY?!?!?!

You, sir, are HITLER!!!!

*runs to tell Mommy how mean TrumpHitler is*

Posted by: Sharkman at December 20, 2017 07:00 PM (dDMQ9)

140 local retard Evo Morales

Posted by: x at December 20, 2017 07:00 PM (nFwvY)

141 41 22 So, how's the death toll from the tax bill in your area? Pretty bad here, but I've piled the corpses up to build a redoubt from which we can venture out for supplies. Lemonade from lemons, that's my motto.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 20, 2017 06:42 PM (ppaKI)

The town has been running the plow trucks near constantly to push the bodies out of the roads -- so far none of the major roads are impassable, but the bodies have been starting to pile up on some of the secondary roads.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 20, 2017 06:45 PM (wmaTe)

Oh you're a dead body blizzard.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 20, 2017 07:00 PM (nBr1j)

142 I can't believe a movie was finally made about Chappaquiddick. It must be an outside-of-Hollywood production.

Imagine if it is a hit while the Spielberg hagiographic mythology about the Bradlees/Post flops (which wouldn't surprise me...)

Posted by: harry lime at December 20, 2017 07:00 PM (ALDN3)

143 133 >>> "PDT is on a roll. Cannot wait for the State of the Union address. Wait fun it will be."

Don't give those losers a forum. Make a televised SOTU directly to the people from the oval office.
Posted by: Max Power at December 20, 2017 06:59 PM (q177U)

Yeah the Constitution says that the president shall "from time to time" alert congress as to the "state of the union."

I believe it was TJ who did it in person once, then decided he wasn't a fan of congress, so he just occasionally sent them letters saying "all is well."

I'd like to see that brought back instead of the stupid televised pomp and nonsense that we have in the modern era.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 20, 2017 07:00 PM (wmaTe)

144 US out of UN, UN out of US.

Posted by: Bob at December 20, 2017 07:00 PM (fVGlW)

145 The local ABC affiliate ran this headline story about the recent Tacoma train crash: 3rd victim of crash was sex offender.

Um, okay? What the hell difference does that make? How is that even news? Is the fourth victim a fan of canoli?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:01 PM (39g3+)

146
Kick the UN out of the US.
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I think the site would be an ideal spot for a sewage treatment facility.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad

That's what it is now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2017 07:01 PM (IqV8l)

147 Weren't we supposed to have dozens of congress critters resigning, yesterday I think, because of sexual harassment charges? More fake news?

Posted by: never enough caffeine at December 20, 2017 07:01 PM (N3JsI)

148 "PDT is on a roll. Cannot wait for the State of the Union address. Wait fun it will be.
Posted by: Tuna "

OMG, that could easily be epic, requiring both popcorn and pudding.

There is a pudding recipe in the cookbook, yes ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at December 20, 2017 07:01 PM (XvTYo)

149 117 "The first name that she should write down is Bolivia," Bolivia's U.N. Ambassador Sacha Sergio Llorentty Solz said of Haley's message. "We regret the arrogance and disrespect to the sovereign decision of member states and to multilateralism."

...

Could you spell that, please?

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 20, 2017 07:01 PM (yL25O)

150 134 Show of hands, how many still think Trump is going to allow people who tried to take the Presidency from him and then when he won crush his administration with fake claims of treasonous collusion with Russia without coming down on them with an iron hammer?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 06:59 PM (/tuJf)

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I'll gladly donate the hammer, but expect half the Repubs in Congress to go along with impeachment if he used it.

Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2017 07:01 PM (LnOh3)

151 OMG.

I'm all aflutter.

It's 1980 in America, bitchez!!!! Whoo Hooo!!!!

*pulls out record player. Heck with MP3s...*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:01 PM (MINbv)

152 'The only thing I can recall about Bolivia is that they elected an actual communist for president'

What is the attraction of Latin American countries for communist dictators?

They seem to have a problem with that.

Posted by: harry lime at December 20, 2017 07:02 PM (ALDN3)

153 I said earlier that I am Unbreakable. I have survived alar, radon, global cooling, global warming, ccw maniacs, net neutrality repeal , tax reform and Donald Trump.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 20, 2017 07:02 PM (2DOZq)

154

PUDDING PUDDING PUDDING

Posted by: ThunderB at December 20, 2017 07:02 PM (dj8SX)

155 Holy cats. I've been watching the hysterical progs' reactions to the tax reform bill, and it's like we're living on two different planets.

I believe in UFO's now. The aliens live among us and they're Dems/Progs. I'll bet if you could get close enough to one, you could see gills behind their ears.

And Nikki Haley is Literally Eva Braun now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 07:02 PM (ptqGC)

156 Oh you're a dead body blizzard.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 20, 2017 07:00 PM (nBr1j)

Yeah, hopefully the town has enough money in the body blizzard budget to cover this most recent mass die off due to Trump.

I hate it when they had to dip in to the rainy day fund to pay for the plow trucks.

On the plus side, we're not using any of the sand and salt we had budgeted for, so that's good. We are running through more springs on the plows than normal, but they're cheap enough.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 20, 2017 07:02 PM (wmaTe)

157 78 Punish them with babies.

Let me check the schedule...

Posted by: Bobby Benson and his Baby Band at December 20, 2017 07:02 PM (v3pYe)

158 "we've come a long way in the last 2 years"

I'd say closer to 11 months and one day, man the future looks bright doesn't it?

Posted by: DanMan at December 20, 2017 07:02 PM (XTiHL)

159 >>I'll gladly donate the hammer, but expect half the Repubs in Congress to go along with impeachment if he used it.

After the love fest we saw today? Not a chance in hell.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 07:02 PM (/tuJf)

160 TGE should walk across a carpet of the bodies of the enemies of mankind on his way to dissolve Congress and deport the SCOTUS.

He can then remove the Golden Scalp Weasel and pass it to Barron. Then the real work begins.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 20, 2017 07:03 PM (fA1SL)

161 Yeah, hopefully the town has enough money in the body blizzard budget to cover this most recent mass die off due to Trump. "

Soylent Green, y'all!!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:03 PM (MINbv)

162 143 133 >>> "PDT is on a roll. Cannot wait for the State of the Union address. Wait fun it will be."

Don't give those losers a forum. Make a televised SOTU directly to the people from the oval office.
Posted by: Max Power at December 20, 2017 06:59 PM (q177U)

Yeah the Constitution says that the president shall "from time to time" alert congress as to the "state of the union."

I believe it was TJ who did it in person once, then decided he wasn't a fan of congress, so he just occasionally sent them letters saying "all is well."

I'd like to see that brought back instead of the stupid televised pomp and nonsense that we have in the modern era.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 20, 2017 07:00 PM (wmaTe)

The President used to just send a letter, which would be read aloud by someone else.

Don't know when the president started doing it live and in person, I suspect Radio or TV was involved.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 20, 2017 07:03 PM (xJa6I)

163 I love this refusal to bow and scrape to the scum of the earth, thugs, and dictators.

Finally.

Twitter lighting up with "but the wooooorrrrllldddd."

If they're so great, why do they need our money?

Posted by: dagny at December 20, 2017 07:03 PM (eO5CB)

164 I suspect tomorrow morning I'll have to dodge the dead bodies on the streets from the tax bill

Posted by: Skip at December 20, 2017 07:03 PM (aC6Sd)

165 Next thing I expect President Trump to do is to say "It is not fair to the American people that the USA shoulders so much of the monetary burden of the UN. As of today, I have instructed the State Department to lower our contributions to everything we pay to the UN to the average of what the entire members of the UN pay. Yes, we will still keep our veto on the UNSC."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 20, 2017 07:03 PM (3BFzK)

166 That Spielberg movie... talk about a story nobody wanted or even cares about. The movie no one demanded! The story no one even knows about or wants to hear about! With whatsisface, the guy from the volleyball movie!

I just don't see it being a big hit, honestly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:03 PM (39g3+)

167 I walked from my car to Walmart without ever stepping on the ground.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 20, 2017 06:53 PM (apyCW)

...

LOL.

Was you car parked in your own driveway?

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 20, 2017 07:03 PM (yL25O)

168

Im really really happy with Trump.

This is so much better than I expected

Posted by: ThunderB at December 20, 2017 07:04 PM (dj8SX)

169 I'd say closer to 11 months and one day, man the future looks bright doesn't it?"

Gotta wear shades...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:04 PM (MINbv)

170 The first name that she should write down is Bolivia," Bolivia's U.N. Ambassador Sacha Sergio Llorentty Solz said of Haley's message. "We regret the arrogance and disrespect to the sovereign decision of member states and to multilateralism

The irony police should arrest the Bolivian ambassador immediately.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 20, 2017 07:04 PM (2DOZq)

171 160 TGE should walk across a carpet of the bodies of the enemies of mankind on his way to dissolve Congress and deport the SCOTUS.

He can then remove the Golden Scalp Weasel and pass it to Barron. Then the real work begins.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 20, 2017 07:03 PM (fA1SL)

First Phillip then Alexander?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 20, 2017 07:04 PM (xJa6I)

172 Hardest hit: confused diplomats who have no idea what to do with an American President with a backbone.

They must have whiplash. About a year ago, we blasted Israel, we were cool with Mooslems, part of Climate pact, and being taken advantage of by every country.

Now, it has all been reversed, and hard. Even worse for the EU, it has emboldened countries there.

Austria has made some big changes, Merkel can't form a governement, people are kicking back against EU, borders are being planned by some countries, Austria wants Erdogan out of EU running, which has pissed Anarka off to the nth degree, and also must frighten Merkel. He will unleash the rest of the migrants on them. All Trump's fault...or his successes.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 07:04 PM (NnN0z)

173 'Yeah, hopefully the town has enough money in the body blizzard budget to cover this most recent mass die off due to Trump. '

They filled up two stadiums here and are eyeing the old mall.

Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2017 07:04 PM (UdKB7)

174 Two freakouts in two weeks.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 20, 2017 07:04 PM (rnAwa)

175 Nikki Haley has brass ones.

She could someday be POTUS. Wouldn't that fry the Libs asses!

Posted by: mpfs, Having a Deplorable Christmas! at December 20, 2017 07:04 PM (O5XQi)

176 168: me, too.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 20, 2017 07:04 PM (Pg+x7)

177 159 >>I'll gladly donate the hammer, but expect half the Repubs in Congress to go along with impeachment if he used it.

After the love fest we saw today? Not a chance in hell.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 07:02 PM (/tuJf)

-------

If Trump gets a free pass on iron hammering treasonous assholes, well, I'm all for it.

Hell I might even vote for Thom Tillis in 2020.

Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2017 07:04 PM (LnOh3)

178 O the horror.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 20, 2017 07:04 PM (oKaQ3)

179 Some Republican said during the Great Trump Tax Reform Bill, "We may be looking at the greatest president in our nation's history."

I didn't notice who it was because I was getting bluebell's chicken dish into the oven, but my knees went weak.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

180 You know when you're having a hideous nightmare, and then you wake up, and you find yourself in a WORSE nightmare, and then you wake up, and you're instill another nightmare? And you keep waiting to wake up for real, but it never happens?

That's what it's like to be a progressive in the Trump Era.

Posted by: zombie at December 20, 2017 07:05 PM (42M22)

181 Oh you're a dead body blizzard.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 20, 2017 07:00 PM (nBr1j)

HAVING a dead body blizzard.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 20, 2017 07:05 PM (nBr1j)

182 171. Somebody gets it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 20, 2017 07:05 PM (fA1SL)

183 116 114
"Sorry France, our embassy is in Cannes now. Cannes is now the capital of France, not Paris. If you want to talk to us, you can jackass your way over here, because we're not recognizing Paris as your capital."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 20, 2017 06:56 PM (wmaTe)

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Ha!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at December 20, 2017 06:57 PM (Jj43a)

While we are at it, drop the visa waiver program for France and staff it with only two, Ambassador Weinstein and his assistant Ficus.

What would you do for a visa?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 20, 2017 07:05 PM (Eu5eZ)

184 >>>I'll bet if you could get close enough to one, you could see gills behind their ears.

How do you think I survived the car crash?

Posted by: Ted Kennedy, 14 Joe Kennedy St., Hell at December 20, 2017 07:05 PM (ppaKI)

185 "They take hundreds of millions of dollars and even billions of dollars, and then they vote against us. Well, we're watching those votes. Let them vote against us. We'll save a lot. We don't care," Trump told reporters at the White House.

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Can you imagine ¡Jeb! saying that?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 07:05 PM (/qEW2)

186 179 Some Republican said during the Great Trump Tax Reform Bill, "We may be looking at the greatest president in our nation's history."

I didn't notice who it was because I was getting bluebell's chicken dish into the oven, but my knees went weak.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

Wouldn't have been funny if it had been Ted Cruz saying that?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 20, 2017 07:05 PM (xJa6I)

187 134 Show of hands, how many still think Trump is going to allow people who tried to take the Presidency from him and then when he won crush his administration with fake claims of treasonous collusion with Russia without coming down on them with an iron hammer?[/I}

I think somebody a verb in there somewhere.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 20, 2017 07:06 PM (v3pYe)

188 173 'Yeah, hopefully the town has enough money in the body blizzard budget to cover this most recent mass die off due to Trump. '

They filled up two stadiums here and are eyeing the old mall.
Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2017 07:04 PM (UdKB7)

Eh, my town just rented a drum chipper and a front end loader after the net neutrality mass die off.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 20, 2017 07:06 PM (wmaTe)

189 Nikki Haley has brass ones.

She could someday be POTUS. Wouldn't that fry the Libs asses!
Posted by: mpfs

Indian. (7/11, not casino), female, POC.

Left would melt down.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2017 07:06 PM (h6BP/)

190 166 That Spielberg movie... talk about a story nobody wanted or even cares about. The movie no one demanded! The story no one even knows about or wants to hear about! With whatsisface, the guy from the volleyball movie!

I just don't see it being a big hit, honestly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:03 PM (39g3+)

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As big as Bridge of Spies.

Doesn't matter, though. Ready Player One will make enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at December 20, 2017 07:06 PM (Jj43a)

191 ... but, you know, there was very good reason for skepticism as trump had never articulated a political philosophy or goals.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 20, 2017 07:06 PM (Pg+x7)

192 I'll tell you what sucks about this Trump murder spree.

I've been going through pockets and getting watches and rings off bodies for hours now and almost nobody uses cash anymore.

Plus how many damn watches can a person use anyway?

Posted by: Nikki Haley at December 20, 2017 07:06 PM (yL25O)

193 'a story nobody wanted or even cares about.'

It's what the libs do when out of power--live in fantasy land. I believe 'West Wing' Aaron Sorkin has a horrendous movie out as well--Molly something.

They're consoling themselves.

Most Americans will have no interest.

Posted by: harry lime at December 20, 2017 07:06 PM (ALDN3)

194 Given the last two prepared, important special occasion speeches President Trump has given, I expect the State of the Union to be another knock em out of the park speech for the ages.

Every time he gives one the usual suspects sit around stunned for a while like a flash bang grenade went off in the room.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:06 PM (39g3+)

195 oops..sock.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 20, 2017 07:06 PM (yL25O)

196 Oh and OT: but Sabo has some posters up in Hollywood with 'she knew' over Streep's face. It's getting press coverage.

More winning.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 20, 2017 07:06 PM (xJa6I)

197 BITE THE CURB, YOU JEW-HATING DOUCHEBAGS.

Posted by: zombie at December 20, 2017 06:57 PM (42M22)

Just saved that Napier quote. Excellent. Multiculturalism? Bullshit. American laws and we should bring back public hangings.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 20, 2017 07:06 PM (dq5u8)

198 Don't know when the president started doing it live and in person"

Woody "progressive is my middle name" Wilson got it rolling.

FWIW, the peanut farmer was the last to bail...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:06 PM (MINbv)

199 But what about Russia?

Mueller, Mueller?

Bueller, Bueller?

Anyone?

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 07:07 PM (NnN0z)

200 'Nikki Haley has brass ones. '

They're real, and they're magnificent.

Posted by: harry lime at December 20, 2017 07:07 PM (ALDN3)

201 I think Nikki Haley reports directly to the President, I don't think she even has to go through Kelly to talk to him.

Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2017 07:07 PM (LnOh3)

202 I'm willing to bet Nikki Haley wears stompy boots. Spiked heeled ones.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

203 190 166 That Spielberg movie... talk about a story nobody wanted or even cares about. The movie no one demanded! The story no one even knows about or wants to hear about! With whatsisface, the guy from the volleyball movie!

I just don't see it being a big hit, honestly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:03 PM (39g3+)

======

As big as Bridge of Spies.

Doesn't matter, though. Ready Player One will make enough.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at December 20, 2017 07:06 PM (Jj43a)

Now there's a tragedy. The book was pretty much unreadable.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 20, 2017 07:07 PM (xJa6I)

204 Can you imagine �Jeb! saying that?

Frankly I can't even imagine Reagan saying that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:07 PM (39g3+)

205 'That's what it's like to be a progressive in the Trump Era.

Sounds like me the previous 8 years. AOS got me thru.

Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2017 07:08 PM (UdKB7)

206 When does the Un-Naziing of the world begin ?

Posted by: Idiocracy at December 20, 2017 07:08 PM (cOgFE)

207 185
Can you imagine �Jeb! saying that?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 07:05 PM (/qEW2)

=======

All I know is that money but elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at December 20, 2017 07:08 PM (Jj43a)

208 Franken's last day = Jan 2nd.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 20, 2017 07:08 PM (4e+hS)

209 It's December 20th 2017, and many of my fellow cups are seeing terrible things. Terrible hairy satchel things that no pudding cup should see.

The winning must stop for the sake of the young pudding cups.

No pudding cup was ever eaten or fed a child after having a hairy satchel dipped in them. STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!

Posted by: Pudding Cup at December 20, 2017 07:08 PM (3BFzK)

210 Ah, to be a fly on a wall at the State Department.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 20, 2017 07:08 PM (ppaKI)

211 166 With whatsisface, the guy from the volleyball movie!

Wilson?

Posted by: Anachronda at December 20, 2017 07:08 PM (sGtp+)

212 So PDJT signs the bill on Friday, jets down to Mar-a-Lago for Christmas and bangs Melania for two weeks?

Posted by: jmel at December 20, 2017 07:08 PM (OeWgo)

213 Franken's last day = Jan 2nd.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 20, 2017 07:08 PM (4e+hS)

On earth? Will he be returning to his home planet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

214 Transgender Fonzie is going to have a mad cow tonight on her show.

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2017 07:09 PM (HgMAr)

215 210 Ah, to be a fly on a wall at the State Department.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 20, 2017 07:08 PM (ppaKI)

Ah to be a flamethrower at the State Department.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 20, 2017 07:09 PM (xJa6I)

216 The UN created Israel.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 20, 2017 07:09 PM (oKaQ3)

217 Plus how many damn watches can a person use anyway?
Posted by: Nikki Haley

There's a good market for kidneys. Just make sure you get them early

Posted by: Bruce at December 20, 2017 07:09 PM (8ikIW)

218 145
The local ABC affiliate ran this headline story about the recent Tacoma train crash: 3rd victim of crash was sex offender.

Um, okay? What the hell difference does that make? How is that even news? Is the fourth victim a fan of canoli?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:01 PM (39g3+)

Two victims were advocates for passenger rail. That's newsworthy.

The sex offender note is a bit orthogonal.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 07:09 PM (Dp6qK)

219 Ah, to be a fly on a wall at the State Department."

Or floor, walls, water fountains at EPA...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:09 PM (MINbv)

220 The UN created Israel.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 20, 2017 07:09 PM (oKaQ3)

reaffirmed it

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2017 07:09 PM (QC/4S)

221 Seriously, it awesome to have somebody who does not make a living and build social capital by giving away the blood and treasure of the USA.

Posted by: Todd Standing, Discovering Bigfoot at December 20, 2017 07:09 PM (tQQeX)

222
"Our search for a new headquarters for the United Nations will be based on numerous criteria," said Secretary General Boutros Kurt U Hammarskjold. "Included are climate, transportation and quality of housing and hookers."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2017 07:10 PM (3jBff)

223 214 Transgender Fonzie is going to have a mad cow tonight on her show.
Posted by: wth at December 20, 2017 07:09 PM (HgMAr)

Why is Nick Gillespie bent out of shape now?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 20, 2017 07:10 PM (xJa6I)

224 On earth? Will he be returning to his home planet? "

Transylvania?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:10 PM (MINbv)

225 213
Franken's last day = Jan 2nd.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 20, 2017 07:08 PM (4e+hS)

On earth? Will he be returning to his home planet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

That's pretty good, Jane.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 07:10 PM (Dp6qK)

226 Because Nazis totally stick up for Jews and America.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 20, 2017 07:10 PM (W/SyC)

227

Oh Bolivia,oh Bolivia, say have you met Bolivia?
Bolivia,with the Tattooed Lady

Posted by: Graucho at December 20, 2017 07:10 PM (IqV8l)

228 On earth? Will he be returning to his home planet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

It's the last day he can grope a woman and have congress pay for it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 20, 2017 07:10 PM (4e+hS)

229 Multiculturalism? Bullshit.

When it comes to Islam it means parallel societies.

Switzerland is now pushing back too, denying citizenship if they won't follow laws in school and elsewhere.

Austria is pushing back HUGE.

There is a huge difference in true refugees and migrants. And majority are migrants. It is sold in US as all refugees. It so is not.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 07:10 PM (NnN0z)

230 I'm so looking forward to watching Morning Joe tomorrow, as well as seeing Major Scowl Face on Alysin Camerota, and the usual confused, blank look on Chris Cuomo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 07:10 PM (ptqGC)

231 216 The UN created Israel.
Posted by: Les Kinetic

Well, to be precise, the migrating Hebrew tribes created Israel about 4,500 years ago. The UN just finalized the paperwork.

Posted by: zombie at December 20, 2017 07:10 PM (42M22)

232 Still not fond of Nikki Haley after the stupid Confederate Flag kerfluffle but at least she's handling the UN well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:10 PM (39g3+)

233 That's what it is now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2017 07:01 PM (IqV8l)

That would imply that less shit goes out than comes in...

more of a cesspit if you think about it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 07:10 PM (hcyUh)

234
So what President Trump is saying to the U.N is:
"We're tired of your useless shit and you can go fuck yourself sideways with a pineapple."

Posted by: YIKES! at December 20, 2017 07:11 PM (t6XCL)

235 How many time you hear the libs say there are too many people on the planet.

So the Trump and Republicans come up with plans to cull the herd through tax cuts, deregulation and securing the border and they are completely ungrateful.

Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2017 07:11 PM (LnOh3)

236 But what about Russia?

Mueller, Mueller?

Bueller, Bueller?

Anyone?

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 07:07 PM (NnN0z)
.........

They don't buy very many fire hydrants from us.

Posted by: Mueller Co. at December 20, 2017 07:11 PM (HgMAr)

237 212
So PDJT signs the bill on Friday, jets down to Mar-a-Lago for Christmas and bangs Melania for two weeks?

Posted by: jmel at December 20, 2017 07:08 PM (OeWgo)

The American dream.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 07:11 PM (Dp6qK)

238 Secretary General Boutros Kurt U Hammarskjold. z'

That's "Butros Butros K.U.H."...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:11 PM (MINbv)

239 Reading and listening to Also Sprach Zarasuthra. That should be DJT's walk-on song.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 20, 2017 07:11 PM (nBr1j)

240 >>>Reading and listening to Also Sprach Zarasuthra. That should be DJT's walk-on song.

Hair of the Dog.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 20, 2017 07:12 PM (ppaKI)

241 "We're tired of your useless shit and you can go fuck yourself sideways with a pineapple."

Hey!

Posted by: pineapple upside down cake at December 20, 2017 07:12 PM (MINbv)

242 "What would China do"

That seems to be the thought process. I approve.

Stop acting like all these other countries are civilized and it is our job to bend over and act nice while they ream us and our allies.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 20, 2017 07:12 PM (LWu6U)

243 Why is Nick Gillespie bent out of shape now?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 20, 2017 07:10 PM (xJa6I)

Moob strain.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 07:12 PM (hcyUh)

244 239 Reading and listening to Also Sprach Zarasuthra. That should be DJT's walk-on song.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 20, 2017 07:11 PM (nBr1j)

I vote for John Williams,
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=BjDaPOWdx6s

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 20, 2017 07:12 PM (xJa6I)

245 243 Why is Nick Gillespie bent out of shape now?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 20, 2017 07:10 PM (xJa6I)

Moob strain.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 07:12 PM (hcyUh)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 20, 2017 07:13 PM (xJa6I)

246 Yeah Switzerland and Austria are following the leadership of eastern Europe. Enough is enough, this grand idea of replacing dwindling natives with radical unassimilating invaders is just not working.

I mean... that's how Rome was destroyed in the end. Absorbing 'refugees' from deadly enemies and they just took over the place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:13 PM (39g3+)

247 That should be DJT's walk-on song."

"Sunrise" (that's the well known opening)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:13 PM (MINbv)

248 Trump Resorts to International Blackmail!

Posted by: MSM Headline Bot at December 20, 2017 07:13 PM (iMxDC)

249 Sources have told JNN that President Trump is going to have THREE scoops tonight and a double bang of the FLOTUS.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 20, 2017 07:14 PM (3BFzK)

250 244. Goga Sekulic, Seksi Biznizmen. And he needs the Balkan Elbow dancers:

https://youtu.be/AoOXyaPVVgI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 20, 2017 07:14 PM (fA1SL)

251 I am waiting for the first hundred miles of the wall to be built.

That will be glorious.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 20, 2017 07:14 PM (2DOZq)

252 Transgender Fonzie is going to have a mad cow tonight on her show.

Posted by: wth at December 20, 2017 07:09 PM (HgMAr)

Why is Nick Gillespie bent out of shape now?

No, he's Goth Fonzie. I think he's talking about Ralphie Maddow.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 20, 2017 07:14 PM (O5Q3r)

253 The UN created the state of Israel.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 20, 2017 07:14 PM (oKaQ3)

254
Reading and listening to Also Sprach Zarasuthra. That should be DJT's walk-on song.

Hair of the Dog.

Thunderstruck

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2017 07:15 PM (IqV8l)

255 249 Sources have told JNN that President Trump is going to have THREE scoops tonight and a double bang of the FLOTUS.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 20, 2017 07:14 PM (3BFzK)

And a big helping of covfefe,

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 20, 2017 07:15 PM (dq5u8)

256 Because Nazis totally stick up for Jews and America.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 20, 2017 07:10 PM (W/SyC)

The weirdest thing to me about Mooslems in Germany is their hatred for Jews. You would think with Germany's history on that, they would prioritize Jews. But noooo.

So now Holocaust memorials are defaced, Jewish community centers have graffiti. There are Holocaust deniers. Jews are heckled and threatened. You'd think a smart politician would have said Germany has a debt to protect Jews b/c of their history, and Islam is incompatible with that. But crafted way better than my hackneyed post.

But it is truly what boggles my mind constantly.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 07:15 PM (NnN0z)

257 250 244. Goga Sekulic, Seksi Biznizmen. And he needs the Balkan Elbow dancers:

https://youtu.be/AoOXyaPVVgI
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 20, 2017 07:14 PM (fA1SL)

I'll be in my bunk

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 20, 2017 07:15 PM (xJa6I)

258 No, he's Goth Fonzie. I think he's talking about Ralphie Maddow.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 20, 2017 07:14 PM (O5Q3r)

My answer remains unchanged.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 07:15 PM (hcyUh)

259 That should be DJT's walk-on song. "

Dixie.

Mic drop.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:15 PM (MINbv)

260 252. Greedy, that one. The residuals from his role on 'Friends' ought to be enough

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 20, 2017 07:15 PM (fA1SL)

261 "The UN created the state of Israel."

It was a different critter then.

Posted by: navybrat at December 20, 2017 07:15 PM (w7KSn)

262 Schmuch Choomer must be pissed. Nanzi Palsi doesn't know what day it is.

It. Is. A. Good. Day. To. Be. An. AMERICAN!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 20, 2017 07:16 PM (3BFzK)

263 Trump's Walk Up Song.......Nazareth "Son Of A Bitch"

"Now your messin with......a son of a bitch"

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 20, 2017 07:16 PM (67SE9)

264
"Sunrise" (that's the well known opening)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:13 PM (MINbv)

Everything after that is meh. Don Juan and Till Eulenspiegel are much better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2017 07:16 PM (4G8PC)

265

No wonder the left is Panicking!

Posted by: ThunderB at December 20, 2017 07:16 PM (GxffN)

266 Every time he gives one the usual suspects sit around stunned for a while like a flash bang grenade went off in the room.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:06 PM (39g3+)

His inauguration speech was unbelievable. And in retrospect powerful because it wasn't just talk.

Posted by: Max Power at December 20, 2017 07:17 PM (q177U)

267 Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 07:15 PM (NnN0z)

Gotta love the ruthless efficiency of Das Volk.

Can't hate Jews anymore?

Bring in a bunch of other people who are totally allowed to hate Jews to hate Jews for you!

Alles klar, commisar?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 07:17 PM (hcyUh)

268 The weirdest thing to me about Mooslems in Germany is their hatred for Jews. You would think with Germany's history on that, they would prioritize Jews. But noooo.

The left took the entire wrong lesson from the Nazis. They think what was about about the Nazis was their nationalism, not their hatred of Jews. Hating Jews they kinda winked at, but being proud of your own nation, unforgivable!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:17 PM (39g3+)

269 Bad to the Bone

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 20, 2017 07:17 PM (2DOZq)

270 Should've sent one of these to my cray cray commie aunt for Christmas

https://tinyurl.com/y8y7qtma

Posted by: jsg at December 20, 2017 07:17 PM (cOgFE)

271
The muslims in Germany are the German's proxy Nazis.

Makes sense, now?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 20, 2017 07:17 PM (2SERm)

272 Old busted: German Nazis.
New Hotness: German Muzis.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 20, 2017 07:17 PM (3BFzK)

273 Everything after that is meh."

Si.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:17 PM (MINbv)

274 It's refreshing to have a president willing to tell these pissants to go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 20, 2017 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

275
Moob strain.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Frankie Laine sang Moobs Train

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2017 07:18 PM (IqV8l)

276 Bullying the UN now? That's Armageddon II: Shit Just Got Real.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 20, 2017 07:18 PM (398bZ)

277 Dear Bolivia, we note your concern and are glad you can exercise free speech....just like so many still can in America. Although some need safe spaces, and combust in flames if they hear differing opinions.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 07:18 PM (NnN0z)

278
The World will always wants Nazis -- but not Nazi Nazis.

So they use muslims as their Nazis.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 20, 2017 07:18 PM (2SERm)

279 Donald Trump only does two things, chews gum and kicks ass.
And he's all out of gum.

Posted by: gobagoo at December 20, 2017 07:18 PM (A/saJ)

280 US should never have joined UN, much less have it here and given so much money. Trump can undo all that, which would make him a radical president in a good way, better than Reagan who was too wedded to the status quo to take bold actions domestically.

Posted by: CM9000 at December 20, 2017 07:18 PM (2S0F4)

281 Im really really happy with Trump.

This is so much better than I expected

Posted by: ThunderB at December 20, 2017 07:04 PM
--

I was with Trump from the primaries because "No Deep State/GOPe" but honestly, I can't believe this is happening. So. Happy.

The other day, I read that Europe was really pissed because some of the things that the US is doing is going to give the US an "unfair advantage" in the marketplace.

I told this to my godfather, who is a lovely person, but.. he voted for Obama once and sat out this one because of the pussygate stuff.

Godfather heartily agreed that America SHOULD have an advantage. And has been happy with Trump's handling of North Korea.

Posted by: shibumi at December 20, 2017 07:19 PM (aT+Bx)

282 I hear that the UN created the state of Israel.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 07:19 PM (Dp6qK)

283 Our current poll indicates that Americans hate having more money in their wallet and love muslim countries trying to kill Jews.

Posted by: This is CNN at December 20, 2017 07:19 PM (3BFzK)

284 The Battle Hymn of The Republic by the massed bands of The United States Marine Corps.

I'd stroke out. Seriously. Like in tears...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:19 PM (MINbv)

285 But it is truly what boggles my mind constantly.
====
Because you are trying to understand something that is demonically driven. Logic does not apply. When sauron says to march the orcs march.

Posted by: Simplemind at December 20, 2017 07:19 PM (ZuGkg)

286 Hey, remember Meadow's smirk on election night?

How's that salty taste suit you Rachael?

Posted by: Max Power at December 20, 2017 07:19 PM (q177U)

287 The UN created the state of Israel.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 20, 2017 07:14 PM (oKaQ3)

reaffirmed it

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2017 07:19 PM (QC/4S)

288 Y'know, Reagan gets all this nostalgic praise, but people forget: Reagan was a nice guy, and he "worked with" Democrats on a lot of issues. Life really wasn't so bad for liberals in the '80s.

But Trump -- now, Trump is an all-American psychopathic ball-breaker with a touch of Asperger's and a serious case of Tourette's Syndrome.

Do you fuck with Trump? No, you do not.

Reagan was a puffball by comparison.

People will look back on the Trump Era with fond nostalgia for the rest of this century.

Posted by: zombie at December 20, 2017 07:19 PM (42M22)

289
Did you hear about COVFEFE?

Its an acronym. Of a bill Trump signed last summer. Pulling the emails away from the Obama library so they are available for discovery

Posted by: ThunderB at December 20, 2017 07:19 PM (B+LLm)

290 I can't stop equating the Trump presidency with the Heavy Metal Movie. Hot chicks, hard music, epic sword martial arts fights, classic Corvettes crashing through the atmosphere, A swamp of evil to be vanquished, B-17s with Zombies, killer noir cabbies, nerds becoming Barbarians... So much win packed into so little time.

And 3 to 7 more years to go.

Posted by: Keith at December 20, 2017 07:20 PM (USf3s)

291 Good Will at the UN is a perishable item. The gluttony is immeasurable and loyalty reaches only as far as the stable of rape victims.

Posted by: Fritz at December 20, 2017 07:20 PM (A1FgP)

292 US should never have joined UN"

US progs started that shiite. We need to end it.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:20 PM (MINbv)

293 268 The weirdest thing to me about Mooslems in Germany is their hatred for Jews. You would think with Germany's history on that, they would prioritize Jews. But noooo.

The left took the entire wrong lesson from the Nazis. They think what was about about the Nazis was their nationalism, not their hatred of Jews. Hating Jews they kinda winked at, but being proud of your own nation, unforgivable!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:17 PM (39g3+)

======

There was that socialism part too...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at December 20, 2017 07:20 PM (Jj43a)

294 **** Hair of the Dog.
Posted by: Citizen Cake

Motion seconded, call the vote

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 20, 2017 07:20 PM (JyFLk)

295 "Fanfare for the Common Man" - Copland

Even if he was a commie.

Posted by: navybrat at December 20, 2017 07:20 PM (w7KSn)

296 Keep in mind that most of Europe was pretty hostile toward Jews when the Nazis took power. They didn't mind so much Germany and Italy mistreating those shifty money people, even turning away Jewish refugees from Nazi evil. The awful crap that went on kind of made people really restrained and quiet about their feelings but after a few decades here it comes again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:20 PM (39g3+)

297 My theory is that people will give more to a starving animal than they will to a starving human,

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 20, 2017 07:21 PM (6Ll1u)

298 Ah yes. Bolivia. The source of coca leaves and...um...what else?

There's a nose joke here waiting to be made.

Posted by: DaveA at December 20, 2017 07:21 PM (FhXTo)

299

Today Rush said Donald J Trump was the most conservative president EVER.

And he didn't say "other than Reagan" or anyone else.

Rush is right.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 20, 2017 07:21 PM (2SERm)

300 Moses had a temper but he never threatened to give employees raises and cash bonuses.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 20, 2017 07:21 PM (2lndx)

301 Don't know when the president started doing it live and in person, I suspect Radio or TV was involved.

=====
per Wiki, putting Jefferson to one side, it was ur-fascist Wilson in 1913.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at December 20, 2017 07:21 PM (LMjBy)

302 People will look back on the Trump Era with fond nostalgia for the rest of this century."

..After quaffing an ale, the old timers will kick back and say "that's a proper 2017, that is"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:21 PM (MINbv)

303 The Battle Hymn of The Republic by the massed bands of The United States Marine Corps.

Some Southerners really don't like that song, since its basically the North's version of Dixie. I think its beautiful and rousing, since I have no associations from any part of the country with it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:22 PM (39g3+)

304 271
The muslims in Germany are the German's proxy Nazis.

Makes sense, now?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo

I saw Proxy's Midnight Nazis open for the B-52's at the Mannheim Roller-Rink, back in '79.

Posted by: zombie at December 20, 2017 07:22 PM (42M22)

305
Wait, that reminds me:

Did anyone on the alt-left say "Jesus Wouldn't Want This Tax Cut" yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 20, 2017 07:22 PM (2SERm)

306
Watch yourself you American gangster.
We'll invade you with a coalition army.
First we must debate this on the French Riviera.

Posted by: Da U.N. at December 20, 2017 07:22 PM (t6XCL)

307
Pelosi almost kinda did. She said something like she couldn't believe Republicans were "doing this," and this being the "holy season." Or something.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 20, 2017 07:23 PM (2SERm)

308
I thought you meant this Sunrise.

https://youtu.be/i8iD7Xbd7QY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2017 07:23 PM (IqV8l)

309 We'll invade you with a coalition army."

Hey, look - underage children and hookers!

There goes the UN "army"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:23 PM (MINbv)

310 Today Rush said Donald J Trump was the most conservative president EVER.

I don't know so much that President Trump is personally conservative, at least ideologically, but he's certainly governing like he is, and I'll take that. Better than someone who is conservative, but compromises constantly. Somehow I don't think he'd pull out of Syria if an embassy wa bombed, end the space program with one explosion, compromise on tax cuts by allowing increased spending, or sign amnesty on the promise of greater immigration control.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:24 PM (39g3+)

311 Posted by: zombie at December 20, 2017 07:19 PM (42M22)

LMAO. Great a description of Trump. Thank you.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 20, 2017 07:24 PM (dq5u8)

312 282 I hear that the UN created the state of Israel.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 07:19 PM (Dp6qK)

Wow.... I didn't know the UN was around 3000 years ago...

Posted by: The First Republican President at December 20, 2017 07:24 PM (NgKpN)

313 Yeah the Constitution says that the president shall "from time to time" alert congress as to the "state of the union."

"Everybody is sick of your shit" fits on a postcard.

Posted by: DaveA at December 20, 2017 07:24 PM (FhXTo)

314 1) US withdraws from UN
2) UN collapses due to lack of funding and infighting
3) Rex Donaldus Magnus Imperator announces the foundation of a League of Sane Nations. Open to all States, by invitation only. United States is permanent president in perpetuity.
4) Schadenboner pokes a hole in the Cosmic Background Radiation map.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 07:24 PM (hcyUh)

315
This wouldnt happen any other way

Posted by: ThunderB at December 20, 2017 07:24 PM (B+LLm)

316 But Trump -- now, Trump is an all-American psychopathic ball-breaker
with a touch of Asperger's and a serious case of Tourette's Syndrome.

Do you fuck with Trump? No, you do not.
--

Agree 100%

Conversely, that's a great line to use when speaking with foreigners about America: "Our President is an all-American psychopathic ball-breaker
with a touch of Asperger's and a serious case of Tourette's Syndrome who has control of nuclear weapons and the most advanced military in the world. You'd best watch your manners. Also, for the record, we want to remind you that America owns the Moon."

And yes, my vote is for "Hair of the Dog" as the Trump walk on song.

Posted by: shibumi at December 20, 2017 07:24 PM (aT+Bx)

317 Trump should give a Christmas message to the tune of "Baby It's Cold Outside."

Mic. Drop.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 07:25 PM (ptqGC)

318 And a 2017 bourbon? Extra special smooooth.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:25 PM (MINbv)

319 Did anyone on the alt-left say "Jesus Wouldn't Want This Tax Cut" yet?

Not in so many words, but yes, lots of "baby Jesus wants us to help the poor" etc. Noses high in the air, oozing self righteousness, ballooned in assumed virtue.

Easy to puncture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:25 PM (39g3+)

320 Baracka Obamy walk-in songski: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNZ5zVW76uo

Posted by: Trumpa Doom at December 20, 2017 07:25 PM (eEXyI)

321 Winning.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 20, 2017 07:25 PM (N8io/)

322 289
Did you hear about COVFEFE?

Its an acronym. Of a bill Trump signed last summer. Pulling the emails away from the Obama library so they are available for discovery
Posted by: ThunderB at December 20, 2017 07:19 PM (B+LLm)

Have a source for that? The only thing I see is an identically named bill introduced by a Democrat requiring all of PDT's personal social media posts to be archived.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 20, 2017 07:25 PM (NWiLs)

323 "Some Southerners really don't like that song,..."

Was OK with Elvis.

Posted by: navybrat at December 20, 2017 07:25 PM (w7KSn)

324 319 Did anyone on the alt-left say "Jesus Wouldn't Want This Tax Cut" yet?

Not in so many words, but yes, lots of "baby Jesus wants us to help the poor" etc. Noses high in the air, oozing self righteousness, ballooned in assumed virtue.

Easy to puncture.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:25 PM (39g3+)

========

Libertarian Jesus memes!

"I said YOU help the poor, not force your neighbor to help the poor."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at December 20, 2017 07:26 PM (Jj43a)

325 All of this talking of banning foreign aid is giving me a hard on.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 20, 2017 07:26 PM (EoRCO)

326 It's not only being played for chumps, it's being treated like crap by someone you've treated graciously and be expected to take it.

Not only foreign nations, but foreign individual and groups in this country. Sarsour and La Raza come to mind.

Posted by: Bear phone at December 20, 2017 07:26 PM (+mfcd)

327 303
The Battle Hymn of The Republic by the massed bands of The United States Marine Corps.

Some Southerners really don't like that song, since its basically the North's version of Dixie. I think its beautiful and rousing, since I have no associations from any part of the country with it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:22 PM (39g3+)

I like both, and I have associations with nearly all parts of the country.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 07:26 PM (Dp6qK)

328 Trump takes the podium to O Fortuna, chrome-armored knights standing by him. That would make the left crap themselves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:27 PM (39g3+)

329 309 We'll invade you with a coalition army."

Hey, look - underage children and hookers!

There goes the UN "army"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:23 PM (MINbv)

Hard to fight while you're balls-deep in an eleven-year-old.

Posted by: Insomniac - Bah humbug! at December 20, 2017 07:27 PM (NWiLs)

330 Ill look

Saw it on twitter

Posted by: ThunderB at December 20, 2017 07:27 PM (B+LLm)

331 it's being treated like crap by someone you've treated graciously "

Yep. It's time to not be nice...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:27 PM (MINbv)

332 On Lou Dobbs:

Imran Awan accused of laundering money to help fund Hezbollah.

Posted by: Tami at December 20, 2017 07:27 PM (Enq6K)

333 325 All of this talking of banning foreign aid is giving me a hard on.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 20, 2017 07:26 PM (EoRCO)

======

Wake me when a coalition of California and New York Republicans sign on to a welfare reform bill.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at December 20, 2017 07:27 PM (Jj43a)

334 299: there was nothing in trump's past, in word or deed, to indicate a conservative presidency.

but he's just about the perfect potus for me. i can like his policies without liking (or disliking) him personally.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 20, 2017 07:28 PM (Pg+x7)

335 gonna grill steaks tonight and I mean that in every sense of the word. believe me, I understand steaks. It's my favorite food.

Posted by: x at December 20, 2017 07:28 PM (nFwvY)

336 I like Dixie as a fun folk song, one of those you can sing along with Ruby and Salty Dog Blues. Not as spirit-lifting as Battle Hymn but comfortable and soothing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:28 PM (39g3+)

337
President Trump. Scimitar. O Fortuna. White House lawn. Flake. Corker. McCain. Mueller.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 20, 2017 07:28 PM (2SERm)

338 >>Y'know, Reagan gets all this nostalgic praise, but people forget: Reagan was a nice guy, and he "worked with" Democrats on a lot of issues. Life really wasn't so bad for liberals in the '80s.

Reagan had to work with Democrats. Tip O'Neil was the Speaker most of his Presidency.

I love what Trump is doing including with a Republican Congress but let's not pretend Reagan didn't have less to work with and also did an amazing job.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 07:28 PM (/tuJf)

339 ***** Somehow I don't think he'd pull out of Syria if an embassy wa bombed, end the space program with one explosion, compromise on tax cuts by allowing increased spending, or sign amnesty on the promise of greater immigration control.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
=======

My hope is that PDT, who saw all of that, extends a hearty middle finger when the Champions of Compromise come calling.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 20, 2017 07:28 PM (JyFLk)

340
They didn't mind so much Germany and Italy mistreating those shifty money people, even turning away Jewish refugees from Nazi evil.

The Evian Conference in 1938 looked at the plight of Jewish refugees from Germany. Almost none of the 32 participating countries was willing to take any more in. The exception was the Dominican Republic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2017 07:28 PM (FRP+/)

341 334 299: there was nothing in trump's past, in word or deed, to indicate a conservative presidency.

but he's just about the perfect potus for me. i can like his policies without liking (or disliking) him personally.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 20, 2017 07:28 PM (Pg+x7)

======

His administration is the epitome of the phrase "personnel is policy".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at December 20, 2017 07:28 PM (Jj43a)

342 UN= Hive of foreign spies and espionage.

GTFO.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 20, 2017 07:28 PM (r9UYA)

343 As satisfying as you might find it, you probably shouldn't want the US to leave the UN. We currently hold a veto against any UN Security Council action we don't like.

The General Assembly can still vote whatever they want, but they lack authority to levy sanctions or call for military action. And before you sneer too hard, sanctions and/or military actions can hit our allies, too.

Posted by: grandvezir at December 20, 2017 07:29 PM (27560)

344 gonna grill steaks tonight and I mean that in every sense of the word. believe me, I understand steaks. It's my favorite food.
Posted by: x at December 20, 2017 07:28 PM (nFwvY)

which cut ?

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2017 07:29 PM (QC/4S)

345 God just told me to encourage everyone to buy nice California wines for Christmas.

And God knows His wines.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 20, 2017 07:29 PM (398bZ)

346 As a solid Catholic? Don't forget the pope and Vatican City! The only way we will get our church back is for the church to be yanked off the $b teet she is rotting on. Force the church back to depending on the faithful... don't even think the leftards in the church pay anything. And I won't until the church chooses holy and people rather than being a secular earth before people org.

Posted by: Doom at December 20, 2017 07:29 PM (+4uBH)

347 Although a stripper/pornstar candidate would have been great, I am flat out loving what el presidente is doing to the libs.

Posted by: Weasel at December 20, 2017 07:29 PM (Sfs6o)

348 How about them Dawgs kicking ass on signing day. Curb stomped Bama. lulz.

#1 class in 2018.

Posted by: Todd Standing, Discovering Bigfoot at December 20, 2017 07:29 PM (tQQeX)

349 believe me, I understand steaks. It's my favorite food.

This is my problem. I don't like steak, I have no sympathy for it, no feel. I cook best the food I love and can sense at a spiritual level when its just right. What to add to it, how much, how it should smell at different stages. I have no connection to steak like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:29 PM (39g3+)

350 And if another American Flag is planted on the moon within a decade...

Oh my.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:29 PM (MINbv)

351 I heard Paul Ryan on Rush today. He sounded excited and pleased. Too much to hope for that he's catching a little Trump fever?

Posted by: Tuna at December 20, 2017 07:30 PM (jm1YL)

352 US should never have joined UN

Iirc, and I prolly don't. H.W. Bush was instrumental in setting up the UN. It was to avoid anymore world wars. I will not fault that sentiment or idea. It was good. Of course, then it went off the rails like any organization does when filled with corrupt people.

But, it still has a function. Which I would go into, but it'd take multiple posts. So, I'll leave it there for now. But I understand the impulse to firebomb it. The logical side says no...but it does need to be re-booted, or re-purposed, and re-organized, and we need to stop giving money.

They are a runaway crazy train.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 07:30 PM (NnN0z)

353 328 Trump takes the podium to O Fortuna, chrome-armored knights standing by him. That would make the left crap themselves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:27 PM (39g3+)

THIS. Perfect piece fo PDT. Just excellent.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 20, 2017 07:30 PM (dq5u8)

354 345
God just told me to encourage everyone to buy nice California wines for Christmas.

And God knows His wines.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi

Yeah, well Trump vineyards just said to buy Virginia wines. I know who I'm listening to.

Posted by: pep at December 20, 2017 07:30 PM (LAe3v)

355 328. TGE could rock this look, bigly:

https://goo.gl/images/G6WVw7

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 20, 2017 07:30 PM (fA1SL)

356 299: there was nothing in trump's past, in word or deed, to indicate a conservative presidency.

that you could discern.

Posted by: x at December 20, 2017 07:30 PM (nFwvY)

357 351 I heard Paul Ryan on Rush today. He sounded excited and pleased. Too much to hope for that he's catching a little Trump fever?
Posted by: Tuna at December 20, 2017 07:30 PM (jm1YL)

======

Just happy the Senate actually passed anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at December 20, 2017 07:30 PM (Jj43a)

358 And yes, my vote is for "Hair of the Dog" as the Trump walk on song.
Posted by: shibumi at December 20, 2017 07:24 PM (aT+Bx)

I nominate 'We're not gonna take it'... Twisted Sister.... for the Theme Song of the Deplorables...

That and.... Song of Angry Men from Mes Lis of course....

Posted by: Don Q. at December 20, 2017 07:30 PM (NgKpN)

359 Also, for the record, we want to remind you that America owns the Moon."

Posted by: shibumi

Love it!

Now that Trump has actual substantive achievements under his belt, all he needs to do to cement his position as the Most Epic President Ever is to walk out on stage and say two words:

"Lunar Colony."

Drop the mike and walk off.

Every nerd in the nation would jizz his pants.

Posted by: zombie at December 20, 2017 07:31 PM (42M22)

360 Americas back baby

Posted by: ThunderB at December 20, 2017 07:31 PM (B+LLm)

361 306

Watch yourself you American gangster.

We'll invade you with a coalition army.

First we must debate this on the French Riviera.

Posted by: Da U.N. at December 20, 2017 07:22 PM (t6XCL)

It would be like a shooting gallery.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 07:31 PM (Dp6qK)

362 The Evian Conference"

What, the Perrier Meetings were full?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:31 PM (MINbv)

363 >>Too much to hope for that he's catching a little Trump fever?

Yes. He's a back stabbing liar.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 20, 2017 07:31 PM (r9UYA)

364 351 I heard Paul Ryan on Rush today. He sounded excited and pleased. Too much to hope for that he's catching a little Trump fever?

I still don't trust him. Those guys take a lot of corporate money and thus this tax bill was an easy one for them.

I want a fvckin' wall.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 07:31 PM (NnN0z)

365
On Lou Dobbs:

Imran Awan accused of laundering money to help fund Hezbollah.

Posted by: Tami at December 20, 2017 07:27 PM (Enq6K)

Yeah, Bret Baier covered the story on Fox News. They used a car dealership. So Debbie Wasaman Schultz loves her some Jew-hating terrorists and cocaine as much as Barry Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 20, 2017 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

366 Finally! A president who actually represents America.
It's been, what, 30 years?

His next move should be to relocate UN headquarters to Jerusalem.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at December 20, 2017 07:32 PM (PtuJp)

367 What's Peruvia's position?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 20, 2017 07:32 PM (dZ756)

368 332 On Lou Dobbs:

Imran Awan accused of laundering money to help fund Hezbollah.
Posted by: Tami at December 20, 2017 07:27 PM (Enq6K)

The DNC is effed in the b. They all must leave or work in the camps, seize their assets either way.

Posted by: Todd Standing, Discovering Bigfoot at December 20, 2017 07:32 PM (tQQeX)

369 O Fortuna

https://youtu.be/AdIpoE2LEps

Although Hair of the Dog is a good second choice.

Now you're messing with....

maybe when he leaves the stage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:32 PM (39g3+)

370
I wouldn't want to join a club that would have me as a member.

Posted by: United States of Graucho at December 20, 2017 07:32 PM (IqV8l)

371 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:24 PM (39g3+)

I like what Trump is doing but comparing him to Reagan at this point is way premature in my opinion. Reagan literally pulled this country out of a death spiral and defeated the Commies at the same time. Things we take for granted today is a direct result of Reagan.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 20, 2017 07:32 PM (2DOZq)

372 "Lunar Colony."

Drop the mike and walk off. "

Oh my.

Oh my oh my oh my...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:32 PM (MINbv)

373 which cut ?
Posted by: runner

NY Strip seems appropriate tonight.

Posted by: x at December 20, 2017 07:32 PM (nFwvY)

374 All seriousness -- you know the perfect location for the UN?

Puerto Rico

Posted by: SFGoth at December 20, 2017 07:32 PM (dZ756)

375 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 20, 2017 07:33 PM (KCxzN)

376 356
299: there was nothing in trump's past, in word or deed, to indicate a conservative presidency.

that you could discern.

Posted by: x at December 20, 2017 07:30 PM (nFwvY)

There is, if you wanted to look for it. His celebrity persona certainly wasn't crafted around it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 07:33 PM (Dp6qK)

377 351 I heard Paul Ryan on Rush today. He sounded excited and pleased. Too much to hope for that he's catching a little Trump fever?
Posted by: Tuna at December 20, 2017 07:30 PM (jm1YL)

He seemed genuinely exuberant at the little Victory Party this afternoon

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 20, 2017 07:33 PM (hcyUh)

378 NY Strip seems appropriate tonight.
Posted by: x at December 20, 2017 07:32 PM (nFwvY)

good choice

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2017 07:33 PM (QC/4S)

379 Reagan was a gregarious, affable man. Sure, he could get his angry face on every now and again, but generally he was pleasant and funny. He was also tall with a firm handshake. There is a picture of him with Putin and Putin looks positively lilliputian next to Ronaldus Magnus.

And yes, I met him more than once.

Posted by: navybrat at December 20, 2017 07:33 PM (w7KSn)

380

Ya. Yes Wall , no DACA

Posted by: ThunderB at December 20, 2017 07:33 PM (B+LLm)

381
"Jesus Wouldn't Want This Tax Cut"

And Jesus said unto them, Render unto Caesar every denarius you got.

Matthew 22:21 (King Barky Version)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2017 07:33 PM (FRP+/)

382
Is a caper a baby pickle?

GOD SAID MAN SAID DOT COM!

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 20, 2017 07:33 PM (2SERm)

383 I want a fvckin' wall.

I don't trust Ryan either, but I bet we see a wall up by this time next year. So far Trump has kept every promise and that was his most insistent, most repeated one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:33 PM (39g3+)

384 I ordered a couple bottles of Trump wine and some Trump chocolates(wrapped like gold ingots) for my mom. Eagerly awaiting arrival.

Posted by: Tuna at December 20, 2017 07:33 PM (jm1YL)

385 All seriousness -- you know the perfect location for the UN?

McMurdo station.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:33 PM (MINbv)

386 >>I heard Paul Ryan on Rush today. He sounded excited and pleased. Too much to hope for that he's catching a little Trump fever?

The House has passed more legislation this year than any House in the last 4 administrations. The problem is a Senate with 51 votes.

Ryan has been jonesing to do tax reform since he worked for Jack Kemp and they passed tax reform under Reagan. If we can get more support in the Senate, more Republicans, we can get enormous stuff done with this President.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 07:34 PM (/tuJf)

387 "Lunar Colony."

Drop the mike and walk off.

Every nerd in the nation would jizz his pants.

Posted by: zombie

You mean again, right?

Posted by: Nerds at December 20, 2017 07:34 PM (LAe3v)

388 That and.... Song of Angry Men from Mes Lis of course....

Have you ever seen the performance when they had all the leads from all the countries that do Le Mis sing together? Omg. So moving. I know I have the clip somewhere. And so weird to hear it in Japanese. But it was totes cool.

I'm gonna look for the clip. I want to see it again.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 07:34 PM (NnN0z)

389

Posted by: Nerds at December 20, 2017 07:34 PM (LAe3v)

390
What's Peruvia's position?
Posted by: SFGoth

Prone

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 20, 2017 07:34 PM (IqV8l)

391 356 x: yup. a casual observer of trump, i didn't y know much about him, but i was never a fan.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 20, 2017 07:34 PM (Pg+x7)

392 ' All seriousness -- you know the perfect location for the UN? '

The Moon!

Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2017 07:34 PM (UdKB7)

393 Then have Don Jr. buy the building and convert it into a new Trump hotel complex. Unless it's a hopeless mess physically/mechanically and needs to be torn down.
Posted by: geoffb at December 20, 2017 06:40 PM (zOpu5)

I am thinking it is probably a cesspool- in a lot of senses of the word.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 20, 2017 07:34 PM (ZgKFD)

394 winning status: One big-beautiful wall away from an erection lasting 4 hours or more.

Posted by: porg herder at December 20, 2017 07:35 PM (HBDeB)

395 361 306

Watch yourself you American gangster.

We'll invade you with a coalition army.

First we must debate this on the French Riviera.

Posted by: Da U.N. at December 20, 2017 07:22 PM (t6XCL)

It would be like a shooting gallery.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 07:31 PM (Dp6qK)

Wait.... America has more civilian owned guns, then we have in all our combined militaries...

and you want us to invade them???

and.... they are the only country who has ever actually USED Nuclear weapons...

Are you nuts????

Posted by: Guy in a Blue Helmet at December 20, 2017 07:35 PM (NgKpN)

396

Poor Daphne.

Shaggy's mort. And now Daphne is mort.
Fred, Velma, and Scooby are the only ones left.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 20, 2017 07:35 PM (2SERm)

397 This is my problem. I don't like steak, I have no sympathy for it, no feel. I cook best the food I love and can sense at a spiritual level when its just right. What to add to it, how much, how it should smell at different stages. I have no connection to steak like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

you need a great steak grill. I highly recommend the Lodge Logic Cast Iron Hibachi from amazon.

Posted by: x at December 20, 2017 07:35 PM (nFwvY)

398

nood rape

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 20, 2017 07:36 PM (2SERm)

399 It would be such a cherry on top if that IG report came out tomorrow.

Posted by: Tami at December 20, 2017 07:36 PM (Enq6K)

400 I like what Trump is doing but comparing him to Reagan at this point is way premature in my opinion.

I agree, only been one year, and everyone here should know my distrust of politicians and certainty that no election is going to turn around the bend of this culture. But so far, he's better than Reagan was.

Of course, he doesn't have a hostile opposition party congress to contend with, either. True, the GOP in congress is largely hostile, but not as much so as it would be were it made up of Democrats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:36 PM (39g3+)

401 nood streep

Posted by: runner at December 20, 2017 07:36 PM (QC/4S)

402 NY Strip seems appropriate tonight.
Posted by: x

NY stripper? Ok.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 20, 2017 07:36 PM (h6BP/)

403
And I won't until the church chooses holy and people rather than being a secular earth before people org.

Posted by: Doom at December 20, 2017 07:29 PM (+4uBH)

Recently joined a Traditional Catholic (FSSP) parish for that reason.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 20, 2017 07:37 PM (FRP+/)

404 there was nothing in trump's past, in word or deed, to indicate a conservative presidency.

I want an economic nationalist presidency that follows the constitution and stops putting other countries before ours.

I want my country back! So I'll be happy with that.
And no marxism or socialism.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 07:37 PM (NnN0z)

405 Unless it's a hopeless mess physically/mechanically and needs to be torn down.

Turtle Bay is a 60 year old dump, it needs to be leveled.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:37 PM (39g3+)

406 I have no connection to steak like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:29 PM (39g3+)

Moron card. Hand it in.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 20, 2017 07:37 PM (Dp6qK)

407 >>Wait.... America has more civilian owned guns, then we have in all our combined militaries...

A gun behind every marijuana plant.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 20, 2017 07:37 PM (r9UYA)

408 392 ' All seriousness -- you know the perfect location for the UN? '

The Moon!
Posted by: freaked at December 20, 2017 07:34 PM (UdKB7)

why did I suddenly have a flash back to the beginning of the TV show Space 1999?

Posted by: Don Q., at December 20, 2017 07:38 PM (NgKpN)

409 "Trump takes the podium to O Fortuna, chrome-armored knights standing by him. That would make the left crap themselves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 20, 2017 07:27 PM (39g3+)

THIS. Perfect piece fo PDT. Just excellent."

Oh yes! That would be perfection.

Posted by: Tuna at December 20, 2017 07:38 PM (jm1YL)

410 A senior diplomat from a Muslim country, speaking on condition of anonymity, said of Haley's letter: "States resort to such blatant bullying only when they know they do not have a moral or legal argument to convince others."

========

Emotional bullies whining about bullying when no one takes them seriously any more. These people are like SJWs whining when people make fun of them by calling them SJWs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 07:39 PM (/qEW2)

411 I love what Trump is doing including with a Republican Congress but
let's not pretend Reagan didn't have less to work with and also did an
amazing job.

Evil Empire vs. pack of jackals, snowflakes and rhinos.

Comes the times, comes the hairdo.

Posted by: DaveA at December 20, 2017 07:40 PM (FhXTo)

412 ...Cut Foreign Aid to Countries That Vote to Forbid the US from Recognizing Jerusalem as Israel's Capital

Got to "pay" for those tax cuts, ya know.

Heh.

Posted by: JQ at December 20, 2017 07:40 PM (yD/Pf)

413 it was touching to see ORrin Hatch introduce Trump and then to watch trump realize there's no way he's good enough of a speaker to thank Hatch enough for his kind words.

which is ok.

Posted by: porg herder at December 20, 2017 07:40 PM (HBDeB)

414 Good. If other countries want to play fuckfuck games them it's time to break two by fours off in their asses.

Posted by: J. Random Dude, TLA at December 20, 2017 07:40 PM (2835Q)

415 3) Rex Donaldus Magnus Imperator announces the foundation of a League of Sane Nations. Open to all States, by invitation only. United States is permanent president in perpetuity.

LOL!

Posted by: Max Power at December 20, 2017 07:42 PM (q177U)

416 We all, after all, elected Trump to fuck foreigners to death. so this too is fine.

thank you southpark...for not knowing or caring if Garrison's words were mocking or praising trump.

Posted by: porg herder at December 20, 2017 07:42 PM (HBDeB)

417 409
"Trump takes the podium to O Fortuna, chrome-armored knights standing by him. That would make the left crap themselves.

It could only be improved if he was holding Kathy Griffin's severed head (a fake, obviously).

Posted by: pep at December 20, 2017 07:42 PM (LAe3v)

418 I don't really think the left are hysterical - they just try to make it as difficult and painful as possible to let the pendulum swing the other way. They don't concede a millimeter of ground without a fight. We could learn from that. They make politics into a lobster trap - only moves one way, or a ratchet wrench - only turns one way.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 20, 2017 07:42 PM (/qEW2)

419 Oh yes! That would be perfection.

Posted by: Tuna

You know what else would be perfection?

Posted by: Chandler Bing at December 20, 2017 07:43 PM (LAe3v)

420 from a Muslim country, speaking on condition of anonymity, said of Haley's letter: "States resort to such blatant bullying only when they know they do not have a moral or legal argument to convince others.
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Said senior diplomat from a Muslim country is apparently immune from toxic levels of irony. #muslim day of rage.

Seriously the almighty is a funny funny deity.

Posted by: Simplemind at December 20, 2017 07:43 PM (ZuGkg)

421 it's being treated like crap by someone you've treated graciously "

Yep. It's time to not be nice...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 20, 2017 07:27 PM (MINbv)

Decades ago someone taught me the bible teaches 'turn the other cheek' it does not say 'be a dorrmat'. Well, we have become a doormat and bank account for the world. And I am sick of it. *stamps tiny feet again*

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 07:43 PM (NnN0z)

422
No, dunce, we elected Donald Trump to stop foreigners from fucking us to death.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 20, 2017 07:44 PM (2SERm)

423 Accused by Rose McGowan of complicity, Meryl Streep pleads ignorance:
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We believe ya, Meryl. But we also think you knew about your "god" Harvey.

Posted by: Axeman at December 20, 2017 07:45 PM (JhE5a)

424 A senior diplomat from a Muslim country, speaking on condition of anonymity, said of Haley's letter: "States resort to such blatant bullying only when they know they do not have a moral or legal argument to convince others."

A Muslim would know. Since they have a day of outrage and destruction anytime someone does something they don't like.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 20, 2017 07:46 PM (NnN0z)

425 No, dunce, we elected Donald Trump to stop foreigners from fucking us to death.

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tee hee. builda the walla

Posted by: porg herder at December 20, 2017 07:46 PM (HBDeB)

426 Eh, Facebook posts should be punishable sy spiders.

Posted by: rickl at December 20, 2017 07:47 PM (Ug0Vu)

427 The UN created Israel.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 20, 2017 07:09 PM (oKaQ3)

No, it didn't. Israel was created by Jews, there, who fought for its existence and who have had to fight for its continued existence to this very day.

The UN and pretty much the whole world didn't expect Israel to survive more than a couple of weeks after it declared independence and no state did anything to help Israel survive. It was nothing less than a minor miracle that the arabs lost the war of '48.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 20, 2017 08:03 PM (8gDQu)

428 386 >>I heard Paul Ryan on Rush today. He sounded excited and pleased. Too much to hope for that he's catching a little Trump fever?

The House has passed more legislation this year than any House in the last 4 administrations. The problem is a Senate with 51 votes.

Ryan has been jonesing to do tax reform since he worked for Jack Kemp and they passed tax reform under Reagan. If we can get more support in the Senate, more Republicans, we can get enormous stuff done with this President.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 20, 2017 07:34 PM (/tuJf)

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I'll give Ryan and the House kudos, they have not been the roadblock that McConnell and the Senate have been.

Unfortunately they still haven't passed all the budgets. So much for regular order, but, again the Senate seems the biggest offender here.

Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2017 08:11 PM (LnOh3)

429 That murder spree part you wrote is funny, Ace!

Posted by: Alana at December 20, 2017 08:12 PM (o3d0j)

430 Keep the UN. Look at all the fun they can provide.

"I suspect very few member states would welcome security council
pronouncements about their sovereign decisions. And I think of
some who should fear it."

Posted by: Wit's End at December 20, 2017 08:16 PM (ROYpB)

431 That should be DJT's walk-on song.

Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking

I'm thinking a live version of Skynyrd's "Freebird."

Not that it has any particular meaning, just so that he could make them sit through 14 minutes of the entire guitar solo as he raked in applause and adulation.

Posted by: Oedipus at December 20, 2017 08:17 PM (CXLVd)

432 Don't forget when Trump murdered us all by withdrawing from the pointless Paris accords climate change deal. Trump's murder spree knows no bounds.

Posted by: brak at December 20, 2017 08:21 PM (WjCgM)

433 If Trump gets a free pass on iron hammering treasonous assholes, well, I'm all for it.

Hell I might even vote for Thom Tillis in 2020.
Posted by: MAGA at December 20, 2017 07:04 PM (LnOh3)

That's where I draw the line!!!! That SOB never gets another vote from me. Trump has been an absolutely wonderful surprise. Tillis has been the worst vote I have ever cast.

Posted by: Agitator at December 20, 2017 08:39 PM (Psn9K)

434 Use that guy from Scotland playing Thunderstruck on the bagpipes with flames shooting out of it for Trump's walkon music.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 20, 2017 08:53 PM (CL76w)

435 Ace, I understand the move to a top three. And this one is excellent. Kudos and thank you.

Irright

Posted by: irright at December 20, 2017 09:02 PM (RVcmP)

436 Accused by Rose McGowan of complicity, Meryl Streep pleads ignorance:

If she pleads arrogance, I might GAFF.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 20, 2017 09:06 PM (M881S)

437 We need to stop all foreign aid anyway. The world doesn't like us, so why in the hell are we giving away money we don't have.

Posted by: MrDisco279 at December 20, 2017 09:23 PM (8xaIy)

438 You know who else is taking names?

Santa.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 20, 2017 10:06 PM (Ndje9)

439 some asshole judge is going to say Trump can't cut foreign aid to countries that hate us

Posted by: torabora at December 20, 2017 10:13 PM (brjos)

440 some asshole judge is going to say Trump can't cut foreign aid to countries that hate us

Posted by: torabora at December 20, 2017 10:13 PM (brjos)

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