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The Force is With the ONT. Always

But I'm not, at least not initially. I'm at the new Star Wars film. I'm either going to post this early from my phone when the movie starts or have another COB put it up at 10.

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Moron Investment Opportunity

Buffalo Bayou brewery offers investors free beer for life with $1k investment

Now before you get any ideas about breaking even on your first visit, it's one beer, per day, for life, at their Houston location. Still, might not be a bad investment if you live in the area. Figure a craft beer costs at least $4, in 250 days you're in the black. Assuming I live a normal lifespan, I'm sure I'll go out for drinks more than 250 times this week before I die, so, good deal.

Great Moments in Social Justice

Prof: Academic rigor reinforces 'power and privilege'

Alarming note: This is not some squishy humanities professor, this is an engineering professor. That's right, that's coming from the 'E' in STEM, oh boy.

Donna Riley calls for doing away with the notion of academic rigor entirely, suggesting that higher education pursue "other ways of knowing" in order to "build a community for inclusive and holistic engineering education."

Hey, what's the worst that could happen?

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I hope "Professor" Donna Riley is underneath that.

Related: University free speech debate is really about power. More garbage from the sewer of social justice.


Cry Havoc! And Let Slip The Dogs of Idiocy

This is Keyton Jones. This video went viral this past week:


Pretty heartbreaking stuff, I feel bad for the kid. So did everybody else, there was a tremendous outpouring of support, athletes and celebrities showed up at his school. Someone started a go-fund-me for a scholarship and raised $50K for his college education. Nice story.

And then some internet people dug into the mom's background, and came up with photos of her next to a Confederate flag.

The entire internet outrage machine slammed into reverse. The college fund was put on hold, can't give money to a kid whose parents are racist, oh no siree bob. People started attaching the athletes who had gone to visit the boy to make him feel better. Other people started attacking those attacking the athletes.

Then someone tweeted (completely without any province at all) that he wasn't being "bullied", he'd been attacked for calling some black children names. This was retweeted thousands of times, and has never had a shred of proof attached to it.

Stories come out claiming that his father was a white supremacist who is currently in jail and things ratcheted up another notch.

Accusation! Counter-accusation! Attack! Defend! Outage! Anger! Hysteria!

It's all so sadly predictable. The internet has many wonderful attributes, and it does much to enrich our lives. It's a valuable tool for humanity. And all that it asks in return is that we live 24/7 in the teeth of the mob, waiting for our turn on the crucible. Sometimes I ask myself if it's worth it.

And I wonder what a certain scared, fragile seventh grader, who has been completely forgotten by the mob as it frantically signals its virtue, would think.

Matt Walsh has some thoughts here


They Told Me That if New Neutrality Was Repealed I'd Lose My Fast Internet!

And they were right!: Broadband over wet string tested Comcast and Verizon are in a bidding war for the technology.

Troll of the Week



Hmmmm

This just popped up on my screen. I'm pretty sure there's a endless recursive loop in there somewhere.

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Hmmmm

This just popped up on my screen. I'm pretty sure there's a endless recursive loop in there somewhere.

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Hmmmm

This just popped up on my screen. I'm pretty sure there's a endless recursive loop in there somewhere.

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Hmmmm

This just popped up on my screen. I'm pretty sure there's a endless recursive loop in there somewhere.

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Careful, It's Kind of Slippery

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Tonight's ONT brought to you by tactical AF:

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Comments

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1 Sara Carter is smart and hot

Posted by: logprof at December 14, 2017 09:11 PM (GsAUU)

2 That Troll of the Week is awesome.

Posted by: logprof at December 14, 2017 09:12 PM (GsAUU)

3 Trifecta?

Posted by: logprof at December 14, 2017 09:12 PM (GsAUU)

4 Hey, what's the worst that could happen?

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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Galloping Gerty at December 14, 2017 09:13 PM (9tO1t)

5 We're all alone.

Posted by: logprof at December 14, 2017 09:13 PM (GsAUU)

6 Ugh. Fake Kirk.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2017 09:13 PM (/qEW2)

7 Hey, Roooommy!

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 09:14 PM (2sCft)

8 First!

Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 09:14 PM (vLsUj)

9 Arrrrrrgh. I am in a really shit mood for no particular reason. Hate it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:15 PM (NWiLs)

10 This just popped up on my screen. I'm pretty sure there's a endless recursive loop in there somewhere.

Nah, Bob from the NSA is probably just looking at porn again.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 14, 2017 09:16 PM (O5Q3r)

11 Not Fair! Early ONT. I want a refund!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 09:17 PM (BoMuO)

12 I'm looking forward to not wasting any more money on Star Wars movies.

Posted by: freaked at December 14, 2017 09:17 PM (UdKB7)

13 Gotta make a Valu-Rite run before the State-run liquor store closes at the mandated hour. See you later, Horde.

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 09:17 PM (2sCft)

14 The internet just makes the lie get around the world faster.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:17 PM (vDqXW)

15 God help us if Sonobi becomes recursive.

Posted by: logprof at December 14, 2017 09:17 PM (GsAUU)

16 An early ONT for us very early risers. Thank you, WD!

Posted by: Side draft at December 14, 2017 09:17 PM (ohP/V)

17 That is just the funniest poster. Love it.

Posted by: t-bird at December 14, 2017 09:17 PM (QTZZW)

18 Miklos hungry.

Need some book re: food.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 09:17 PM (zCyNd)

19 See they're even turning bullying into something that depends on whether you're with The Party or not.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:18 PM (vDqXW)

20
The internet has many wonderful attributes, and it does much to enrich our lives. It's a valuable tool for humanity.

The internet is an elaborate, beautiful castle. Social media are the latrines.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 09:18 PM (dfyux)

21 Why did I read the content?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 14, 2017 09:18 PM (IcT7t)

22 Your Wan King Path is no Match for my Monkey Fucking Deer.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:19 PM (h8hTk)

23 Still listening to shitty video game music from old Japan-only computers, because I have all the IQ of an inbred largemouth bass.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 09:19 PM (yXU4O)

24 That thing needs a Chainsaw Attachment.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:20 PM (h8hTk)

25 Actually, and of course, the woman involved is no longer a teacher of engineering. She is An Administrator.

Prof: Academic rigor reinforces 'power and privilege'

Posted by: Miklos from arch support at December 14, 2017 09:20 PM (zCyNd)

26 Oh, now comes the final chorus in Act 3 of Fidelio.

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 09:21 PM (Pqytn)

27 this is an engineering professor. That's right, that's coming from the 'E' in STEM, oh boy.

Well, she's an engineering professor at Smith College. Probably designs vibrators.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 14, 2017 09:21 PM (O5Q3r)

28 Hannity en feugo tonight.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 14, 2017 09:21 PM (r9UYA)

29 early ONT?

WTF is the world coming to?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 14, 2017 09:21 PM (i6uJ1)

30 The war on the south and Southerns continues.

*spit*

Posted by: Monk at December 14, 2017 09:21 PM (g4lFK)

31 Oh, now comes the final chorus in Act 3 of Fidelio.

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 09:21 PM (Pqytn)

Sing up, everyone, so mrp can hear you!

Posted by: Miklos from arch support at December 14, 2017 09:22 PM (zCyNd)

32 New Neutrality?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 09:22 PM (IqV8l)

33 Keyton Jones ... saw that shit earlier this week. That story pretty much illustrates EVERYTHING that is wrong with society - and social media.

I have no doubt Keyton's getting bullied. None at all. And no doubt that he's in a fatherless home.

Ladies - Moms - there's a time and a place for Facebook. Taping your son crying about being bullied ain't that place. That's the type of thing most women either can't, or won't, understand. The people doing the bullying - do not give two shits about that emotionally stirring video. That shit is cat-nip to them.

And the school ain't going to do shit. As long as Keyton takes the bullying ... quietly ... it's just not a problem.

Keyton, being a small kid, ain't going to win a fight. So somebody needs to teach Keyton how to pick up a rock, or a bat, and beat the holy shit out of somebody ... then take his suspension with chin up.

That's a lesson a Mom won't teach a Son. A Father might ... I have ... but I don't think one's around for this kid.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 14, 2017 09:22 PM (fiGNd)

34 19 See they're even turning bullying into something that depends on whether you're with The Party or not.
Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:18 PM (vDqXW)

It's becoming a Mark of the Beast kind of thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:22 PM (NWiLs)

35 23. Here - have some xardbas:

https://youtu.be/rnPkmozi7Zc

Much better.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:22 PM (fA1SL)

36 If a bully pours milk on you, can you punch him through the lunchroom wall?

Posted by: 7th grade Mike Tyson at December 14, 2017 09:22 PM (fSf/G)

37 New Neutrality?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 09:22 PM (IqV8l)

Net Nudetrality?

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:22 PM (vDqXW)

38 >>Oh, now comes the final chorus in Act 3 of Fidelio


Our Captain fell in love with a wench from Fidelio.

Peggy something...

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:23 PM (h8hTk)

39 Gotta make a Valu-Rite run before the State-run liquor store closes at the mandated hour. See you later, Horde.
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 09:17 PM (2sCft)


In other words, you gotta get in before the NOOD at the package store!

Ya wanker!

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 09:23 PM (s5o+q)

40
Arrrrrrgh. I am in a really shit mood for no particular reason. Hate it.
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This might cheer you up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DblvhECdws0

/why? IDK. But it makes me happy.

Posted by: shibumi at December 14, 2017 09:23 PM (aT+Bx)

41 Sonobi is one of the islands in the stream. It's where they keep the damn cookbooks.

Posted by: Eromero at December 14, 2017 09:23 PM (zLDYs)

42 That thing needs a Chainsaw Attachment.
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:20 PM (h8hTk)
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You stole my comment. Get out of my head.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 09:24 PM (kNasr)

43 19 See they're even turning bullying into something that depends on whether you're with The Party or not.
Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:18 PM (vDqXW)

Everything, and I mean everything is run through the lens of Cultural Marxism. First, they determine who the victim is by membership in some oppressed group, then the "oppressed" is right and the "oppressor" is wrong. No matter what choices were made, what actions were taken. That's how they end up with so many double standards and contradictions.

It has nothing to do with equality and everything to do with perceptions of power. It's why the Christian baker must bake the cake, but the Muslim cashier shouldn't have to handle pork. And it infests everything in these people's lives.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 14, 2017 09:24 PM (tMFgx)

44 Posted by: ScoggDog at December 14, 2017 09:22 PM (fiGNd)

If he did that he wouldn't just be suspended, he'd likely be expelled, quite possibly criminally charged, and CPS would be up his and his parents' asses. Standing up for yourself is verboten in this brave new world of ours.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:24 PM (NWiLs)

45

Marget-Mine

http://www.engrish.com/2017/12/where-do-i-sign-up/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 09:24 PM (IqV8l)

46
So, the corgi call was ferreel....

Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 14, 2017 09:24 PM (4DCSq)

47 It's becoming a Mark of the Beast kind of thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:22 PM (NWiLs)

You may be on to something there....

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 09:25 PM (2sCft)

48 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2017 09:25 PM (tr2D7)

49 Damn you people.

Missed the first half hour of John Batchelor again.

Posted by: Miklos the info sponge at December 14, 2017 09:25 PM (zCyNd)

50
The Montparnasse derailment:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montparnasse_derailment

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 09:25 PM (Qhc+C)

51 34 19 See they're even turning bullying into something that depends on whether you're with The Party or not.
Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:18 PM (vDqXW)

It's becoming a Mark of the Beast kind of thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:22 PM (NWiLs)

NOT OF THE BODY!!!!

Posted by: Hikaru, who screeches "NOT OF THE BODY!" at December 14, 2017 09:25 PM (yXU4O)

52 Dinner is served!


And that brewery deal is awesome, if I were planning to be in Houston often.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 09:26 PM (oPNmq)

53 40. This one by them always does that for me:

https://youtu.be/JccW-mLdNe0

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:26 PM (fA1SL)

54 43 19 See they're even turning bullying into something that depends on whether you're with The Party or not.
Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:18 PM (vDqXW)

Everything, and I mean everything is run through the lens of Cultural Marxism. First, they determine who the victim is by membership in some oppressed group, then the "oppressed" is right and the "oppressor" is wrong. No matter what choices were made, what actions were taken. That's how they end up with so many double standards and contradictions.

It has nothing to do with equality and everything to do with perceptions of power. It's why the Christian baker must bake the cake, but the Muslim cashier shouldn't have to handle pork. And it infests everything in these people's lives.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 14, 2017 09:24 PM (tMFgx)

Really, they just want their turn to be "The Oppressor", and they want that turn to last for life.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 09:26 PM (yXU4O)

55 It has nothing to do with equality and everything to do with perceptions of power. It's why the Christian baker must bake the cake, but the Muslim cashier shouldn't have to handle pork. And it infests everything in these people's lives.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 14, 2017 09:24 PM (tMFgx)
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Well said.

It can also be said that blues aren't anti- anything. They aren't "anti-bullying" because Alinsky uses bullying. It's just systematized, tactical bullying.

They're simply anti-opponents.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:27 PM (vDqXW)

56 How do I get Bottled RC for life?


Because I'm in for that.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:27 PM (h8hTk)

57 Re: Engineering Professor--She's an "engineering education" professor. I'm pretty sure a real engineer would take issue with calling her an engineer.

My spidey senses tell me the classes she teaches qualify you to teach high school science or something.

Posted by: kaf at December 14, 2017 09:27 PM (PT5l/)

58 Thanks, WeirdDave.

Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at December 14, 2017 09:28 PM (bCF6k)

59 Missed the first half hour of John Batchelor again.
Posted by: Miklos the info sponge at December 14, 2017 09:25 PM (zCyNd)

Hadn't heard his show until about six months ago. We don't get him locally. He's very interesting.

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 09:28 PM (2sCft)

60 The Montparnasse derailment:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montparnasse_derailment

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 09:25 PM (Qhc+C)

Isn't that the cover art for Hillary's book?

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 14, 2017 09:28 PM (zCyNd)

61 56 How do I get Bottled RC for life?


Because I'm in for that.
Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:27 PM (h8hTk)

Is there an official name for mixing Royal Crown with Crown Royal?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 09:28 PM (yXU4O)

62 Social media is literally destroying our society.

Yes, "literally".

Karl Denninger wrote about it yesterday:

http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=232666

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 09:28 PM (sdi6R)

63
That is just the funniest poster. Love it.

Posted by: t-bird at December 14, 2017 09:17 PM (QTZZW)


Good companion piece for the one where the rail from the East meets the rail from the West, and the left side of one meets the left side of the other.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 09:29 PM (oPNmq)

64 51: NOT OF THE BODY!!!!
Posted by: Hikaru, who screeches "NOT OF THE BODY!



You will be absorbed! Your individuality will merge into the unity of good!

Posted by: Landru at December 14, 2017 09:29 PM (peJQi)

65 Thanks for the ONT!

People ordered extra crazy sauce at work here today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2017 09:29 PM (ZgKFD)

66 /why? IDK. But it makes me happy.
Posted by: shibumi at December 14, 2017 09:23 PM (aT+Bx)

Can't go wrong with Talking Heads.

I think I got to thinking earlier, which is always dangerous. I get cranky when I take stock of my life.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

67
It has nothing to do with equality and everything to do with perceptions of power.

Thus:

Unemployed West Virginia miner: Privileged.

Valerie Jarrett: Oppressed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 09:29 PM (9YpQX)

68 How do I get Bottled RC for life?


Because I'm in for that.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:27 PM (h8hTk)

First, you have to get a mouse into an RC bottle.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos, eh? at December 14, 2017 09:29 PM (zCyNd)

69 Newt Gingrich going off on the FBI DOJ third world crookery.

Hello, Jeff Sessions! Hello? Hello?

Posted by: some friggin dope at December 14, 2017 09:29 PM (6OUNd)

70 I need a breaching blunderbuss, with the shoulder thing that goes up, and a high capacity powder horn.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 09:29 PM (Dp6qK)

71 The Boy Who Cried Nood.

I didn't believe him after all those false corgie calls, and it crept up on me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 09:29 PM (qJtVm)

72 I'm giving Hannibal a try on amazon.
Kinda weird, prettily shot though.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 14, 2017 09:30 PM (hMwEB)

73 Social media is literally destroying our society.
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Myspacetodestroy.com

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:30 PM (vDqXW)

74 Insomniac - since you refuse to answer the call if your Kekistani blood, have you considered gopnikizm? As someone here pointed out - the USSR managed to create Florida Man with kaloshii and an ushanka. Maybe you should get track suit, learn to squat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:30 PM (fA1SL)

75
How about "Engineering Studies" professor?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 09:30 PM (F6e7h)

76 I expect to be disappointed by the new Star Wars movie.

If it's really boring, feel free to post it wd, and let us know.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2017 09:30 PM (EZebt)

77 I told my son and my daughter that if someone is bullying them administer one hard throat punch and demand the school call Mom. The boy spawn suggested that calling mom would not end well for some idiot administrator. My response was, "you're damned skippy it wont."

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 14, 2017 09:30 PM (yTnCT)

78 I didn't believe him after all those false corgie calls, and it crept up on me.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 09:29 PM (qJtVm)
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It's that "iced tea" you had.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 09:30 PM (kNasr)

79 66 Can't go wrong with Talking Heads.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

Ever heard the album they did without David Byrne, as just "The Heads"? I thought it was interesting, but I get the feeling most people wouldn't like it.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 09:31 PM (yXU4O)

80 61. Hangover Tomorrow, diabetes in 10 years.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:31 PM (fA1SL)

81 If he did that he wouldn't just be suspended, he'd likely be expelled, quite possibly criminally charged, and CPS would be up his and his parents' asses. Standing up for yourself is verboten in this brave new world of ours.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:24 PM (NWiLs)


Depending on the district ... yeah.

And so ? What's the price for being able to walk into a school and not be fucked with ? How far should one be willing to go ?

And this ain't nothing all that new. Kids have been bullied, mercilessly, for a long time. I was the smartest, shortest, and just about the poorest kid growing up.

I learned to sit detention and use what was at hand. If this kid will do that a time or two, the little pricks that just get older will move on.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 14, 2017 09:31 PM (fiGNd)

82 35 23. Here - have some xardbas:

https://youtu.be/rnPkmozi7Zc

Much better.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:22 PM (fA1SL)

That's...different.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

83 >>>Alarming note: This is not some squishy humanities professor, this is an engineering professor. That's right, that's coming from the 'E' in STEM, oh boy.


I'm not too sure about that. She's head of the department of Engineering Education, whatever the heck that is. It was established in 2004.

https://engineering.purdue.edu/ENE/People/profile?resource_id=171338

It seems most of her work is political/lesbian stuff tricked out as "engineering". Author of "Engineering and Social Justice" with a PhD in "Engineering and Public Policy".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2017 09:32 PM (/qEW2)

84 The path to Wan king is paved with soiled Sears catalogs. But there is a Pho King at the end, sometimes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 09:32 PM (Dp6qK)

85 Ah, yes, she 'taught engineering' at Smith College and is Purdue's "Head of the School of Engineering Education", whatever engineering education is.

"Riley is the author of two books, Engineering and Social Justice..." (that's the first book).

So this all probably comes as no surprise.

Posted by: t-bird at December 14, 2017 09:32 PM (0vwPO)

86 Top 100?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 14, 2017 09:32 PM (e9G8E)

87 my cook books made it home early this afternoon: distribution starts tomorrow, at least according to current plans.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 14, 2017 09:32 PM (i6uJ1)

88 See, the mother has a southern accent so she must be a racist and therefore, no sympathy for the kid is warranted. Regulations.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2017 09:33 PM (gC2IV)

89 The educational system no longer hires and trains teachers to find and pull out the talents from each student. Nope.

Now it's nothing but conditioning- applying and removing punishments and rewards.

I would say more but don't want to get banned.

Posted by: Monk at December 14, 2017 09:33 PM (g4lFK)

90 74 Insomniac - since you refuse to answer the call if your Kekistani blood, have you considered gopnikizm? As someone here pointed out - the USSR managed to create Florida Man with kaloshii and an ushanka. Maybe you should get track suit, learn to squat.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:30 PM (fA1SL)

I have bad knees but could manage the track suit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:33 PM (NWiLs)

91 Still listening to shitty video game music from old Japan-only computers, because I have all the IQ of an inbred large-mouth bass.
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We cultured types get our classical music from Bugs Bunny cartoons. (sniffs with contempt)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 09:33 PM (QCX64)

92 Cook book question. Does Amazon give you guys sales totals each day? Second question Was there an Instalanch of sales after Doctor Helen linked the in the mail over at Insty?

Posted by: Big V at December 14, 2017 09:34 PM (MVE/7)

93 >>The boy spawn suggested that calling mom would not end well for some idiot administrator.


The one time an authority figure at school decided he was gonna call my father I gave him Dad's Emergency Cell number. Back when getting a call cost you money...

That was a fun phone call to watch.

When he got off the phone, the Athletic Director all but apologized to me.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:34 PM (h8hTk)

94 Now it's nothing but conditioning- applying and removing punishments and rewards.

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And a source of funds for the DNC.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:34 PM (vDqXW)

95 82. XS Project are really good. DJ Blyatman is okay. Gopnik McBlyat is a genius, but his output is kinda low. Shkola xardbasa are sorta like Minor Threat meets xardbas meets rap. Not my favorite.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:35 PM (fA1SL)

96 "Inclusive" means "crap". The more Inclusion in your company, the more shit it is.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2017 09:35 PM (6FqZa)

97 Fidelio? That's the one with the singing dog, right?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 09:35 PM (QCX64)

98 We cultured types get our classical music from Bugs Bunny cartoons. (sniffs with contempt)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 09:33 PM (QCX64)
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I have a Carl Stalling CD. It was one of the first one's I bought.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:35 PM (vDqXW)

99 likely skipping this Star Wars installment for the next few weeks but will eagerly absorb any moron reviews.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 14, 2017 09:36 PM (xJa6I)

100 >>Is there an official name for mixing Royal Crown with Crown Royal?



Old Man's Sack




Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:36 PM (h8hTk)

101 Posted by: ScoggDog at December 14, 2017 09:31 PM (fiGNd)

I don't have a good answer for that. The situation is untenable - just take it and let bullies make you miserable for your school career, or fight back and get crushed by the system.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:36 PM (NWiLs)

102 It seems most of her work is political/lesbian stuff
tricked out as "engineering". Author of "Engineering and Social
Justice" with a PhD in "Engineering and Public Policy".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2017 09:32 PM (/qEW2)

I got this: it's the Department of Shit You Must Endure to Get Your Degree, as opposed to the Department of Shit You Must Know to Get a Job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 09:36 PM (oPNmq)

103 The path to Wan king is paved with soiled Sears catalogs. But there is a Pho King at the end, sometimes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 09:32 PM (Dp6qK)

Too much "pebble snatching" and you go blind, grasshopper!

Posted by: Blind Monk at December 14, 2017 09:36 PM (zCyNd)

104 Big V, Weasel runs the Amazon account and he checks the sales every day. As of this morning, we have sold 1400! As to the Instalanche, none that we could see yet.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 09:36 PM (kNasr)

105 So....Gandolf. How many lanterns?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2017 09:37 PM (0tfLf)

106 Thanks, WeirdDave, for another fun ONT.

Baby Sister Update follows.

Posted by: ibguy at December 14, 2017 09:37 PM (vUcdz)

107 When the mom in the video (and why is she filming her son crying?!) asked her son how it felt to see other kids get picked on, I was hoping the next thing she was going to say was, "And this is why you must raise an army of the oppressed and decimate your foes!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 09:37 PM (qJtVm)

108 90. You can dance, though, yes?

https://youtu.be/afP71xwLI8Y

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:37 PM (fA1SL)

109 Thanks, WeirdDave, for another fun ONT.

Baby Sister Update follows.

Posted by: ibguy at December 14, 2017 09:38 PM (vUcdz)

110 100 >>Is there an official name for mixing Royal Crown with Crown Royal?

Old Man's Sack

Posted by: garrett at Decemb

******

R2C2.

Bwahahaha. I crack myself up!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2017 09:38 PM (0tfLf)

111 I still remember the full names of the rotten little bastards who bullied me in school. I've spent more than a few idle moments thinking about tracking them down.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:38 PM (NWiLs)

112 The Polacks, Czechs, Austrians, Danes, and Hungarians seem to have their sh!t in gear. Maybe they can pool their resources and find a non-retarded Habsburg to rally around.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2017 09:38 PM (6FqZa)

113 Fight back. And if the system tries to crush you, fuck the system. Can always out the kid in private school, or home school.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 09:38 PM (oPNmq)

114 28 Hannity en feugo tonight.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 14, 2017 09:21 PM (r9UYA)

--Even Newty is impressing me tonight.

Posted by: logprof at December 14, 2017 09:39 PM (GsAUU)

115 Wonderful Baby Sister Update

Talk about bouncing back!

So, Ms Joyce spent a big chunk of the day at the gym with Dear Friend Jessica:

"She's off to the races. So I say, let's go for 2 miles... She says, "let's round it up to 2p min." Then, 10 min of, "feet, hips, core, shoulder up & straight". Balance, alignment, cardio, reflex.

Best part? When I picked her up this morning we were walking down the driveway to the car and realized we forgot her walker."

As Hubby says, "kicking it."

Thanks, Jessica!

[Horde: To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]

Posted by: ibguy at December 14, 2017 09:39 PM (vUcdz)

116
Can't go wrong with Talking Heads.



I think I got to thinking earlier, which is always dangerous. I get cranky when I take stock of my life.
---

I was never a big Talking Heads fan and then suddenly, BAM!

For the past week, I've been listening to the Life In Wartime mix on YouTube and smiling all the time.

Don't know why. I hope it's contagious.

Posted by: shibumi at December 14, 2017 09:39 PM (aT+Bx)

117
As of this morning, we have sold 1400!

So, more than What Happened?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 09:40 PM (VVae8)

118 108 90. You can dance, though, yes?

https://youtu.be/afP71xwLI8Y
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:37 PM (fA1SL)

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:41 PM (NWiLs)

119 I don't have a good answer for that. The situation is untenable - just take it and let bullies make you miserable for your school career, or fight back and get crushed by the system.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:36 PM (NWiLs)


See ... but that's the thing.

The "system" protects the bully only because the victim makes less noise. Look - schools, like cities and governments and workplaces and relationships and everything else - do not give two shits about fair. They want Quiet. At any cost.

So, if one side is Unreasonable (the Bully), they'll just insist that the other side (the Victim) shut up and take it. That's just how it works.

The trick, if you really want that shit to change as the victim, is to get just as unreasonable. And accept the short-term push-back.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 14, 2017 09:41 PM (fiGNd)

120 John Bachelor is the guy with the roses, right?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 09:41 PM (QCX64)

121 I have a Carl Stalling CD. It was one of the first one's I bought.
Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:35 PM (vDqXW)
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The man was a genius. Nothing says "Stalling" to me like that

... bump bump BUMP BUMP BUMP
PUMP PUMP PUMP pump pump....

which is a monster approaching and then receding, or Bugs Bunny doing the cheek sneak on a porch rocker toward a cutey pie.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 09:41 PM (qJtVm)

122 So a woman defrauded several banks, bought Bitcoins, and tried to send them to IS.

http://tinyurl.com/yazfljg4

Zoobi Shahnaz allegedly obtained her ill-gotten lucre by fooling banks into giving her a $22,500 loan and more than a dozen credit cards, which she used to purchase approximately $62,000 in cryptocurrencies online, according to the district attorney's office.

She then wired the digital dollars to individuals and shell entities in Pakistan, China and Turkey that were ultimately destined for the terrorist organization.

Yes, her name is Zoobi.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 09:41 PM (39g3+)

123 Huh... a pan-East-European Hollywood devoted to anti-SJW movies would be awesome. Pity they won't be able to agree on a language.

...or maybe... they CAN!

Historical movies of Byzantine Greeks kicking ass, over a death/folk metal soundtrack, might work. Move over Vlad, Basil II is here

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2017 09:41 PM (6FqZa)

124 As of this morning, we have sold 1400!

==
wow, that's awesome!!!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 14, 2017 09:42 PM (hMwEB)

125 John Bachelor is the guy with the roses, right?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 09:41 PM (QCX64)
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Or an unmarried guy visiting prostitutes.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:42 PM (vDqXW)

126 As of this morning, we have sold 1400!



So, more than What Happened?
--

Yes. 1,400 more to be exact.

Posted by: Hillary's Publisher. at December 14, 2017 09:42 PM (aT+Bx)

127 So, more than What Happened?

In actual sales to people that will read it? Yes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 09:42 PM (39g3+)

128 118. Is easy....Miklos, help me teach him slav dancing.
1) drink
2) keep drinking
3) fight
4) keep drinking
5) smoke
And that's slav dancing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:42 PM (fA1SL)

129 U will be made to care. Oh yes, U will be made to care.

Posted by: Neil DeGrasshole Tyson's Chicken at December 14, 2017 09:42 PM (6OUBL)

130 Posted by: shibumi at December 14, 2017 09:39 PM (aT+Bx)

I've liked their stuff for some time. I remember Burning Down the House being released and I still think it's one of the coolest songs ever.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:42 PM (NWiLs)

131 shibumi : This Must Be The Place is wonderful.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2017 09:42 PM (6FqZa)

132 If he did that he wouldn't just be suspended, he'd likely be expelled, quite possibly criminally charged, and CPS would be up his and his parents' asses. Standing up for yourself is verboten in this brave new world of ours.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:24 PM (NWiLs)

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My daughter was suspended for defending herself against a bully as I had taught here to do. This was Freshman year of High School. I was working from home at the time, and went right over after getting that call. Picked her up and had a quick conversation about what happened. She was definitely defending herself.

Dropped her off at home and immediately went back to the School and barged into the Principals office and demanded a meeting.

At first I was told she was too busy, but when I told them the next time she would see me would be in Court, her schedule opened up.

The suspension and any reference to it was immediately removed ftom her record.

Posted by: Side draft at December 14, 2017 09:44 PM (ohP/V)

133 And that brewery deal is awesome, if I were planning to be in Houston often.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------
*?*

Oh. I thought it was in Buffalo, which would make it even less likely that I would be there. I dunno, one $4.00 beer a week for ~5 years.

Investing $1000 at a reasonable 4% compounded quarterly would be ~$2,200 after 5 years, which is a good deal more than $1040 worth of beer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2017 09:44 PM (5OO3x)

134 Is there an official name for mixing Royal Crown with Crown Royal?

An annihilation.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 09:44 PM (Dp6qK)

135 At first I was told she was too busy, but when I told them the next time she would see me would be in Court, her schedule opened up.

The suspension and any reference to it was immediately removed ftom her record.
Posted by: Side draft at December 14, 2017 09:44 PM (ohP/V)

Good for you!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:44 PM (NWiLs)

136 We cultured types get our classical music from Bugs Bunny cartoons. (sniffs with contempt)

There is actually an orchestra that's doing the music played in Warner Brothers cartoons, showing the cartoon above them. Its a good way to get people to connect to the music and listen.

The local orchestra tried to do a concert here of some Zimmer and other cinematic soundtracks but they didn't get enough ticket sales and had to cancel

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 09:44 PM (39g3+)

137 Huh... a pan-East-European Hollywood devoted to anti-SJW movies would be awesome. Pity they won't be able to agree on a language.

...or maybe... they CAN!

Poles are still fond of movies involving Jan Sobieski.

Spoiler Alert: Ottomans lose

Posted by: Miklos 1683 at December 14, 2017 09:44 PM (zCyNd)

138 Well WeaselDog has finally figured out that she's supposed to get inside of Cozy Cave rather than sleeping on top of it.

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 09:45 PM (Sfs6o)

139 The suspension and any reference to it was immediately removed ftom her record.
Posted by: Side draft at December 14, 2017 09:44 PM (ohP/V)


When Little-Scogg answered the call of "Wanna' Fight About It" with a Yes ... I just let the suspension happen. Figured it gave him Street Cred.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 14, 2017 09:46 PM (fiGNd)

140
Missed the first half hour of John Batchelor again.
Posted by: Miklos the info sponge

Hadn't heard his show until about six months ago. We don't get him locally. He's very interesting.
Posted by: SteveOReno


http://www.talkstreamlive.com/program/john_batchelor/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 09:46 PM (IqV8l)

141 131. Couple versions out there. I linked the stop making sense version above - the lamp-dancint is charming.
Here's an all strings version he did later - changes the whole song's feel:
https://youtu.be/cUEiMQfSrZw

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:46 PM (fA1SL)

142 Alarming note: This is not some squishy humanities professor, this is an engineering professor. That's right, that's coming from the 'E' in STEM, oh boy.

Donna Riley calls for doing away with the notion of academic rigor entirely, suggesting that higher education pursue "other ways of knowing" in order to "build a community for inclusive and holistic engineering education."


A chick engineering professor. Professor of Dildo Technology or something? Affirmative action hire? What?

Bitch, there ARE no other ways of knowing. If you want inclusive and assholistic engineering, go to the Third World. Cross a few bridges. Problem solved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 09:46 PM (YqDXo)

143 The Cozy Cave is the Paws Pod for hipster dogs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 09:46 PM (qJtVm)

144 Yes, her name is Zoobi.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 09:41 PM (39g3+)

Must be related to Sonobi? Shoot the bitch. Bury her in a pig sty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 09:46 PM (oPNmq)

145 128 118. Is easy....Miklos, help me teach him slav dancing.
1) drink
2) keep drinking
3) fight
4) keep drinking
5) smoke
And that's slav dancing.



Also Irish.

Posted by: Landru at December 14, 2017 09:47 PM (peJQi)

146 143 The Cozy Cave is the Paws Pod for hipster dogs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 09:46 PM (qJtVm)

They eat their kibble ironically.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:47 PM (NWiLs)

147 off Landru sock

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2017 09:47 PM (peJQi)

148 I'm not too sure about that. She's head of the department of Engineering Education, whatever the heck that is. It was established in 2004.

https://engineering.purdue.edu/ENE/People/profile?resource_id=171338

It seems most of her work is political/lesbian stuff tricked out as "engineering". Author of "Engineering and Social Justice" with a PhD in "Engineering and Public Policy".

as in bullshit

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 14, 2017 09:47 PM (CL76w)

149 Ibguy's--such wonderful news about Joyce! Prayers continue, of course.


Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2017 09:47 PM (TdMsT)

150 For that very select group of Trump AND Talking Heads fans:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSuregWhlWk

Posted by: DJ Miklos at December 14, 2017 09:48 PM (zCyNd)

151 Love that Trump/Talking Heads mashup.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 14, 2017 09:48 PM (xJa6I)

152 Someone started a go-fund-me for a scholarship and raised $50K for his college education.

Why? What evidence is there that this kid is college material?

Realistically, college should be for the top 10% or so of high school graduates. The rest - e.g., sociology majors, etc. - are pretty much wasting their time, and should go to the work force, because they will not - and most likely cannot - learn anything that will be useful after college.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 09:48 PM (YqDXo)

153 If I had been assigned to the Cozy Cave marketing team, it would be the Kozy Kave.

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 09:49 PM (Sfs6o)

154 I got my Deplorable Cook Book in the mail today.
Yay! I've been published and my work is available on Amazon! I'm famous!

All kidding aside, it was really cool to read the recipes submitted by all my friends in the little grey boxes.

You Folks Are AWESOME!!!

Posted by: ALH at December 14, 2017 09:49 PM (za7hD)

155 Come into my shop
Let me cut your mop
Sooooo daintily!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 09:49 PM (QCX64)

156 Paul Ryan (RINO-Wiscuckistan) is reportedly considering retiring after the midterms.

It would not at all surprise me if there were a few passed-out sorority girls (or maybe passed-out fraternity boys) in his background.

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at December 14, 2017 09:49 PM (mgbY3)

157 So weasel dog is real life Snoopy?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 14, 2017 09:49 PM (yTnCT)

158 Geraldo and Jessica Tarlov, STFU

Posted by: logprof at December 14, 2017 09:49 PM (GsAUU)

159 145 128 118. Is easy....Miklos, help me teach him slav dancing.
1) drink
2) keep drinking
3) fight
4) keep drinking
5) smoke
And that's slav dancing.


Also Irish.

Posted by: Landru at December 14, 2017 09:47 PM (peJQi)

No knife involved? Inauthentic.

Posted by: Miklos snap fingers like Gypsy at December 14, 2017 09:50 PM (zCyNd)

160 Why? What evidence is there that this kid is college material?

Dude ... why are you wasting all of our collective fucking time with your interpretation of College Entrance Requirements ?

That shit isn't nearly as important as Politics !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 14, 2017 09:50 PM (fiGNd)

161 149 LadyL

Thank you! We're all pretty excited.

Posted by: ibguy at December 14, 2017 09:50 PM (vUcdz)

162 150. Genius! I thank you bigly for sharing!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:50 PM (fA1SL)

163 >>>Related: University free speech debate is really about power. More garbage from the sewer of social justice.


What a whiny, stupid article. Could not make it all the way through. Although, it is about power - which is why they can't be allowed to win..

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2017 09:50 PM (/qEW2)

164 116
I was never a big Talking Heads fan and then suddenly, BAM!

For the past week, I've been listening to the Life In Wartime mix on YouTube and smiling all the time.

Don't know why. I hope it's contagious.
Posted by: shibumi at December 14, 2017 09:39 PM (aT+Bx)


Their first four albums were awesome, but I didn't stick with them after that.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 09:50 PM (sdi6R)

165 Bad mood? Watch 'Ownage Pranks' on YouTube. Some of the most hilarious shit I've ever seen. Here's a good one to start with.

https://youtu.be/nwnnegA4vRY

Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 09:51 PM (kUotE)

166 Shoulders aren't wide enough on that Trump video.

Funny story, that. When the video came out, suddenly wide shoulders on your suit were cool. Byrne was trying to be goofy by wearing a suit several sizes too big. He was annoyed it became cool so he wore a bigger suit, and a bigger suit. It was hilarious, the suit was like 5 feet wide

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 09:51 PM (39g3+)

167 Posted by: ALH at December 14, 2017 09:49 PM (za7hD)
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Thanks! Glad you like it!

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 09:51 PM (Sfs6o)

168 Don't know about this, but I just saw it. Apparently, the Trump admin is looking into some voter fraud in Alabama:

Roy Moore received 953 votes, Doug Jones 5,327 in a town of 2,256 residents with only 1,867 registered voters.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:51 PM (vDqXW)

169 No knife involved? Inauthentic.


Smash the pint glass and use the shards of glass as a weapon. Adapt and overcome!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2017 09:51 PM (peJQi)

170 157 So weasel dog is real life Snoopy?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 14, 2017 09:49 PM (yTnCT)
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Pretty much exactly!

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 09:52 PM (Sfs6o)

171 148 I'm not too sure about that. She's head of the department of Engineering Education, whatever the heck that is. It was established in 2004.

https://engineering.purdue.edu/ENE/People/profile?resource_id=171338

It seems most of her work is political/lesbian stuff tricked out as "engineering". Author of "Engineering and Social Justice" with a PhD in "Engineering and Public Policy".

as in bullshit
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 14, 2017 09:47 PM (CL76w)



Ah, thank you, now all becomes clear. She supports the development of high capacity batteries - I can't imagine why - and in what little real engineering work she actually does, probably works on reciprocating dildos.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 09:52 PM (YqDXo)

172 I told my son and my daughter that if someone is
bullying them administer one hard throat punch and demand the school
call Mom. The boy spawn suggested that calling mom would not end well
for some idiot administrator. My response was, "you're damned skippy
it wont."

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 14, 2017 09:30 PM (yTnCT)

My children were always told that, no matter what their school said, I expected them to defend themselves. I also told them that they had my permission to defend anyone smaller and weaker than themselves from being bullied. I only got called to school twice over that. Both times, I let the school administrators know that I was taking my child out for ice cream because they had done the right thing.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 14, 2017 09:52 PM (FTXAT)

173 I was never a big Talking Heads fan and then suddenly, BAM!

For the past week, I've been listening to the Life In Wartime mix on YouTube and smiling all the time.

Don't know why. I hope it's contagious.


Posted by: shibumi at December 14, 2017 09:39 PM


Time and distance can do that. Where you around for their heyday? Back then, stuff could get buried to your ear from the avalanche of great shit coming out.

Posted by: otho at December 14, 2017 09:52 PM (qGuLD)

174
What I learned from all my non-STEM courses: nothing at all.

I have always said the quickest way to destroy children's interest in fine literature is to teach it in school.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 09:52 PM (VVae8)

175 159. Miklos - we teach nespatnik the basicw first. Later, we move on to knivea and broken bottles and drifting Ladas as we flee militsia.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:52 PM (fA1SL)

176 Some one below was asking if anyone else was having issues with getting The Deplorable Gourmet. I ordered my copy the minute it became available for order and received it today. I then ordered four more copies for my off spring. Amazon swears up and down that those four copies will be arriving Saturday, their standard two-day delivery for Prime members. We will see what happens.

POD (print on demand) can be a strange animal at times. Book distributors are worse. My wholesaler would show 100 copies of a POD in stock, which apparently meant "We don't really have any printed and bound at this moment, but we'll get on it right away and ship it with your next order." I assume Amazon has its own POD machines, but I could very well be wrong, and it is using Ingram's Lightning Press machines. Either way, I'd bet any amount of money Amazon did not realize how big the Horde is or the interconnectedness of conservative blogs and wasn't planning on so many copies being ordered in such a short amount of time. In the middle of the Christmas rush, such miscalculations have a habit of becoming snowballs rolling down hill.

I have not read through the whole thing, yet; even I can't read that fast . But I am nominating Dysfunctional Family Mashed Potatoes for special recognition. I thought MY family was dysfunctional. Himself asked me why I was laughing so hard. I read the recipe to him. He frowned, then remarked that I was beginning to find the oddest things funny. I don't think he gets the Horde's sense of humor.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at December 14, 2017 09:53 PM (Ba1id)

177 So weasel dog is real life Snoopy?

If Snoopy's master could shoot your ass at a thousand yards ... then yeah, I guess so.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 14, 2017 09:53 PM (fiGNd)

178 ***** There is actually an orchestra that's doing the music played in Warner Brothers cartoons, showing the cartoon above them. Its a good way to get people to connect to the music and listen.

Saw one of those with my bride when we were dating, back in mumble-something-4. Everybody knew the English lyrics to Ride of the Valkyries. Great show. Only the finest people attending, etc etc.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 14, 2017 09:53 PM (JyFLk)

179 John Batchelor used to be a bigtime supporter of W and the GWOT. He had some interesting and sometimes sketchy sources. But it was always good to listen.
Something happened, not sure what, and he became a John Avlon style "conservative."

And then he became a full-on #nevertrump rager.

And now he seems to have softened on that.

However, throughout his evolution of his personal political position, he remains the best interviewer on radio. First, he takes great pains to identify who he is speaking to. We don't know everyone's voice. It helps that he frequently says "we are speaking with such and such the author of..."

When he interviews a book author, he has read the dang book, and he made notes. Sometimes, authors are a lot better at writing than they are at radio, so he can handhold them to get their story out.


Posted by: blaster at December 14, 2017 09:53 PM (jHrzU)

180 The rest - e.g., sociology majors, etc. - are pretty much wasting their time, and should go to the work force,


And do what? Would you hire one?

Posted by: Miklos would not at December 14, 2017 09:54 PM (zCyNd)

181 169. True slav drink from bottle, blyat!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:54 PM (fA1SL)

182 AP reported that the Kentucky lawmaker accused of sex assault and who committed suicide did it with a 40mm pistol. Must've blown his head clean off. Must've had strong wrists, too.

http://bit.ly/2o6WBF0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 14, 2017 09:54 PM (+y/Ru)

183 Don't know about this, but I just saw it. Apparently, the Trump admin is looking into some voter fraud in Alabama:



Roy Moore received 953 votes, Doug Jones 5,327 in a town of 2,256 residents with only 1,867 registered voters.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:51 PM (vDqXW)

Serious question: can the Sec of State refuse to certify election results on account of fraud?

Posted by: redbanzai at December 14, 2017 09:54 PM (FTXAT)

184 148 I'm not too sure about that. She's head of the department of Engineering Education, whatever the heck that is. It was established in 2004.

https://engineering.purdue.edu/ENE/People/profile?resource_id=171338

It seems most of her work is political/lesbian stuff tricked out as "engineering". Author of "Engineering and Social Justice" with a PhD in "Engineering and Public Policy".

as in bullshit
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 14, 2017 09:47 PM (CL76w)


She's like that stupid bitch at UCSD who is a scholar of the history of science. Not a scientist at all, but someone who quacks about the history of science, as though that's the same thing.

Kinda like those liberal twats that the liberal twat Ken Burns puts in front of cameras to talk about baseball, when the closest they ever came to baseball was perhaps blowing a baseball player or two.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 09:55 PM (YqDXo)

185 It was odd because bands like Dire Straits, the Police, and Talking Heads came out at the same time as the worst of disco. So they got buried behind the horrible crap that was being played on pop radio. But there was an awful lot of good music then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 09:55 PM (39g3+)

186 168 Don't know about this, but I just saw it. Apparently, the Trump admin is looking into some voter fraud in Alabama:

Roy Moore received 953 votes, Doug Jones 5,327 in a town of 2,256 residents with only 1,867 registered voters.
Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:51 PM (vDqXW)

Don't doubt it. The numbers for Dems is way too high for a special election. 92% turnout for 2016. Counties are as high as 88% Doug Jones.

I hope people go to jail.

Posted by: Monk at December 14, 2017 09:55 PM (g4lFK)

187 sci-fi, comic books, moral preening, sentimentality, carnival rides, pessimism, deviancy, tv reboots, cgi boredom... eh. but

that eastwood flick looks fantastic!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 14, 2017 09:55 PM (Pg+x7)

188 Don't know about this, but I just saw it. Apparently, the Trump admin is looking into some voter fraud in Alabama

How do you pull that off with voter ID?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 09:55 PM (39g3+)

189 176. As Comrade Stalin says, 'Dark humor is like food - not everyone gets it.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:55 PM (fA1SL)

190
Well WeaselDog has finally figured out that she's supposed to get inside of Cozy Cave rather than sleeping on top of it.

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 09:45 PM (Sfs6o)


So do you think it will work? Mrs M3tal wants to buy one for our newest dog. The dog is 8 months old and and when she was smaller used to sleep under the couch, but is now too big to fit under it.

Posted by: M3tal H3ad at December 14, 2017 09:56 PM (sXefu)

191 And do what? Would you hire one?
Posted by: Miklos would not at December 14, 2017 09:54 PM (zCyNd)


Sure. I've got ditches that need to be dug. But I'd pay them on a piecework, not an hourly, basis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 09:56 PM (YqDXo)

192 177 So weasel dog is real life Snoopy?

If Snoopy's master could shoot your ass at a thousand yards ... then yeah, I guess so.
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 14, 2017 09:53 PM (fiGNd)
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Hey Amigo - hope to close the deal on Happy Place Farm this weekend, so maybe you'll come east and do some shooting on my private range next summer.

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 09:56 PM (Sfs6o)

193 Well ... it just shows what you people know. Criticizing somebody from the Harvard of Northern Indiana ... Purdue University.

As if. *sniff*

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 14, 2017 09:56 PM (fiGNd)

194 Miklos - we teach nespatnik the basicw first. Later, we move on to knivea and broken bottles and drifting Ladas as we flee militsia.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:52 PM (fA1SL)

Heh. I laugh at the amateurs who think you hold the bottle by the neck and break the base. Idiots.

Posted by: Miklos Vitrinous technologist at December 14, 2017 09:56 PM (zCyNd)

195 I hope people go to jail.
Posted by: Monk at December 14, 2017 09:55 PM (g4lFK)
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Could very well, in a Trump administration.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:56 PM (vDqXW)

196 That last picture just reminds me of this scene from Castle.

https://youtu.be/e5gQdh5cphY

Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2017 09:56 PM (lKs2v)

197 I've liked their stuff for some time. I remember
Burning Down the House being released and I still think it's one of the
coolest songs ever.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:42 PM (NWiLs)
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shibumi : This Must Be The Place is wonderful.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2017 09:42 PM
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Right now I'm happily singing along to "Psycho Killer."

I don't know why I love this stuff right now, but I do. Completely and utterly.

Posted by: Hillary's Publisher. at December 14, 2017 09:56 PM (aT+Bx)

198 177 So weasel dog is real life Snoopy?

If Snoopy's master could shoot your ass at a thousand yards ... then yeah, I guess so.
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 14, 2017 09:53 PM (fiGNd)

Charlie Brown's Bangstick...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 14, 2017 09:57 PM (xJa6I)

199
Serious question: can the Sec of State refuse to certify election results on account of fraud?

Posted by: redbanzai at December 14, 2017 09:54 PM (FTXAT)


The Senate can refuse to seat Jones.

(I know. Stop laughing.)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 09:57 PM (VVae8)

200 How do you pull that off with voter ID?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 09:55 PM (39g3+)

Officers of election who refuse to follow the law.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 14, 2017 09:57 PM (FTXAT)

201 194. Baby steps. Nespatnik is still learning.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:57 PM (fA1SL)

202 I love that guy at the Doug Jones election night rally saying he was so happy he and his friends came from other states to vote.

Nothing says America like blatant vote fraud.

Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 09:58 PM (LnOh3)

203 Roy Moore received 953 votes, Doug Jones 5,327 in a town of 2,256 residents with only 1,867 registered voters.
Posted by: Axeman

NEW MATH!!

So, it doesn't quite add up, does it?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 14, 2017 09:58 PM (S6Pax)

204 Don't know about this, but I just saw it. Apparently, the Trump admin is looking into some voter fraud in Alabama

How do you pull that off with voter ID?
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Don't know. We'll see.

Like I said, I don't have a lot of confidence in it. I just don't put it beyond Dems.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:58 PM (vDqXW)

205 A while back the band got together and made an album under the name The Heads (no Talking, just Heads) because Byrne wasn't there. They had other people sing and it was still great stuff.

https://youtu.be/62Mye3v3_KQ

Its different but still solid

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 09:58 PM (39g3+)

206 Posted by: M3tal H3ad at December 14, 2017 09:56 PM (sXefu)
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Sure! They come in sizes so just plan ahead. Now that she has figured it out she goes in all the time!

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 09:58 PM (Sfs6o)

207 Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:51 PM (vDqXW)



There is no town of Bordalama in Alabama. Looks like the story originated on a satire site called Ladies of Liberty.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 14, 2017 09:59 PM (yzxic)

208 Sure. I've got ditches that need to be dug. But I'd pay them on a piecework, not an hourly, basis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 09:56 PM (YqDXo)

Heh. I'm trying to visualize a $10 ditch.

Posted by: Miklos Legare at December 14, 2017 09:59 PM (zCyNd)

209 What I learned from all my non-STEM courses: nothing at all.

I have always said the quickest way to destroy children's interest in fine literature is to teach it in school.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 09:52 PM (VVae


Confession time: although a hard-core STEM major, as regular readers will appreciate, I minored in literature, which I liked very much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 09:59 PM (YqDXo)

210 The Senate can refuse to seat Jones.

(I know. Stop laughing.)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 09:57 PM (VVae
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I expect to see McConnell fetch his slippers.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:59 PM (vDqXW)

211 Jerry Harrison from the Talking Heads did a solo album that was pretty good too:

https://youtu.be/v48X_5Zqabw

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:00 PM (39g3+)

212 Sure! They come in sizes so just plan ahead. Now that she has figured it out she goes in all the time!

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 09:58 PM (Sfs6o)

Thanks! I'll let her know.

Posted by: M3tal H3ad at December 14, 2017 10:00 PM (sXefu)

213 Heh. I'm trying to visualize a $10 ditch.
Posted by: Miklos Legare at December 14, 2017 09:59 PM (zCyNd)


Me too.

But on a piecework basis, I don't care if they dick around. Just as long as sooner or later they dig the ditch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 10:00 PM (YqDXo)

214
So, it doesn't quite add up, does it?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 14, 2017 09:58 PM (S6Pax)


Mathematical rigor only perpetuates privilege. Mitch McConnell agrees.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 10:00 PM (VVae8)

215 @174 That's a good one.
We taught auto design in schools. The cars went straight to fuck city.
Don't even want to discuss "Sex Education."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 14, 2017 10:00 PM (H5rtT)

216 Confession time: although a hard-core STEM major, as regular readers will appreciate, I minored in literature, which I liked very much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 09:59 PM (YqDXo)


Waste of your time. Not as important as Politics.

Sad.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 14, 2017 10:01 PM (fiGNd)

217 203: the felon vote. out of the trunk of a rusty old buick with minnesota plates. just made the deadline. suck it bitches.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2017 10:01 PM (KP5rU)

218 If there was any fraud its going to be very difficult to dig up because a court ruled that the election records were to be purged immediately after the election and recounts, if any. Not sure why that even was done before the election.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:01 PM (39g3+)

219 168 Don't know about this, but I just saw it. Apparently, the Trump admin is looking into some voter fraud in Alabama:

Roy Moore received 953 votes, Doug Jones 5,327 in a town of 2,256 residents with only 1,867 registered voters.
Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:51 PM (vDqXW)


:::yawn:::

Posted by: Ice Cream Sundae Dude at December 14, 2017 10:01 PM (sdi6R)

220 Some one below was asking if anyone else was having issues with getting The Deplorable Gourmet.

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I didn't care for it anyway. No exposition. No character development. No love story. No real climax. It just peters out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 14, 2017 10:02 PM (+y/Ru)

221 Posted by: M3tal H3ad at December 14, 2017 10:00 PM (sXefu)
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You bet. I'd recommend getting one that's about 2x the size of the pup. That way they can get in and out easily.

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 10:02 PM (Sfs6o)

222 If there was any fraud its going to be very
difficult to dig up because a court ruled that the election records were
to be purged immediately after the election and recounts, if any. Not
sure why that even was done before the election.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:01 PM (39g3+)

They still have the paper ballots.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 14, 2017 10:03 PM (FTXAT)

223
Confession time: although a hard-core STEM major, as regular readers will appreciate, I minored in literature, which I liked very much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 09:59 PM


I minored in History. But while I took the courses I could have learned it all on my own and largely did.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 10:03 PM (VVae8)

224 Prayers continue for Joyce Ibguy.

Horde, prayers for an arch nemesis of mine please - he was underneath a boat today using a grinder and lost control of it while it was full on. Took over 100 stitches to close the wound that runs from his eyebrow, across his nose in down into his mouth. Missed his eyes thank God.

Honestly, he looks like Frankenstein but, all things considered, he's one lucky guy.


Thanks.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2017 10:03 PM (tr2D7)

225 I take all news with a grain of salt, but there is a video of a guy happily saying to a reporter that he was so glad he came from out of state to vote.

Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 10:03 PM (LnOh3)

226 There is actually an orchestra that's doing the music played in Warner Brothers cartoons, showing the cartoon above them. Its a good way to get people to connect to the music and listen.

Saw one of those with my bride when we were dating, back in mumble-something-4. Everybody knew the English lyrics to Ride of the Valkyries. Great show. Only the finest people attending, etc etc.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 14, 2017 09:53 PM (JyFLk)
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I saw the Rochester Symphony Orchestra when they did a summer tour (this was ages ago) where they would roll the cartoon, then play the full composition. The big finale was of course "What's Opera Doc?" and the whole audience sang "Kill the Wabbit" along with Elmer/Siegfried.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 10:03 PM (qJtVm)

227 Roy Moore received 953 votes, Doug Jones 5,327 in a town of 2,256 residents with only 1,867 registered voters.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:51 PM (vDqXW)

Figured something like that would turn up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 10:04 PM (oPNmq)

228 Roy Moore received 953 votes, Doug Jones 5,327 in a town of 2,256 residents with only 1,867 registered voters.

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I was told there would be no math.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 14, 2017 10:04 PM (+y/Ru)

229 Funny thing about that "Oh Shit" train picture - I had that poster on my bedroom door all through high school!

Posted by: Tumor #1 at December 14, 2017 10:04 PM (V2Yro)

230 Criticizing somebody from the Harvard of Northern Indiana ... Purdue University.
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Well, at least it used to provide a counter balance to IU, but the insistence on developing liberal arts has done it in. The Old Oaken Bucket ain't what she used to be. John Purdue is twisting in his grave.

Undue Perversity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2017 10:04 PM (5OO3x)

231 12 Posts of Christmas, 2017 (Day 2)

Long-lost Christmas song rediscovered: "Crown Winter With Green"

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14222

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 14, 2017 10:05 PM (itfg0)

232 Warner Brothers used classical because it was cheaper than hiring someone to compose new music, and all the studios had their own in-house orchestra back then (really good ones). But it introduced several generations to solid classical music and helped people enjoy it. A very happy unintentional consequence.

Supposedly the WB execs didn't get their cartoons. They were expecting Disney stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:05 PM (39g3+)

233 The Ultimate in H8: Milk

What originated as a silly 4chan meme has become, in the eyes of the woke Left, a symbol of absolute "H8" and White Supremacy. This insanity has gone so far as to cause the Left to (yet again) deny evaluational reality while waxing poetically in academic journals of the oppression that milk causes!

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14187

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 14, 2017 10:06 PM (itfg0)

234 220 Some one below was asking if anyone else was having issues with getting The Deplorable Gourmet.

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I didn't care for it anyway. No exposition. No character development. No love story. No real climax. It just peters out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 14, 2017 10:02 PM (+y/Ru)
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I think Amazon is just overwhelmed at this time of year. Some printing centers seem to be handling orders better than others... they're printed at different places on demand. I ordered 3 copies Sunday night - one delivered yesterday on time and the other two are floating around somewhere with conflicting info from Amazon.

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 10:06 PM (Sfs6o)

235 224 Tonypete

Thank you!

And for your arch-nemesis (?),as well.

Posted by: ibguy at December 14, 2017 10:06 PM (vUcdz)

236 Some one below was asking if anyone else was having issues with getting The Deplorable Gourmet.
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I ordered it with another item on Monday and they're saying it will arrive the 22nd.


Posted by: shibumi at December 14, 2017 10:06 PM (aT+Bx)

237
thirty five minutes of techno drum machine 'bushka va going going'

I think not

Posted by: Ivan Spotnicov at December 14, 2017 10:06 PM (KdDCu)

238 I left my phone at the gym and it took pictures of my pecs and sent them to whores!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 14, 2017 10:06 PM (Vb4BV)

239 224 Holy crap. Will keep him in my thoughts.

The other day I was using a saws-all and it suddenly occurred to me that in a split second, my entire life could change.

Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 10:06 PM (kUotE)

240 Waste of your time. Not as important as Politics.

Sad.
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 14, 2017 10:01 PM (fiGNd)


It was, and it wasn't. I started out majoring in the literature of another language, but later broadened it to literature in general.

Imagine my arts colleagues' reaction when they assumed a no-shit physical scientist had read and could critique the same things they had read.

Imagine further their reaction when I shifted the conversation back from literature to chemistry and physics.

The operative line from them: "No one can consider himself educated if he hasn't read [fill in the blank here].

My response: "I agree. But I'd add to that that no one can consider himself educated if he hasn't read the Feynmann lectures on physics."

Bewildered looks ensued.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 10:07 PM (YqDXo)

241 What lesson is Keyton Jones learning? It seems to me that he's learning the world is still cruel and heartless.
People really are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.

Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman -GNAMM at December 14, 2017 10:07 PM (U49qd)

242 Ladies - Moms - there's a time and a place for Facebook. Taping your son crying about being bullied ain't that place.

I dislike this current trend of people turning their problems into public spectacles, especially when there are children involved. If your child is being bullied you have to decide how to deal with it. There is no perfect answer.

But bringing millions of ignorant strangers into the discussion is just stupid. It makes the parents look like attention whores who are trying to turn their kid into an attention whore.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2017 10:07 PM (+lVUW)

243 Past my bedtime. 'Night everybody!

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 10:07 PM (Sfs6o)

244 185 It was odd because bands like Dire Straits, the Police, and Talking Heads came out at the same time as the worst of disco. So they got buried behind the horrible crap that was being played on pop radio. But there was an awful lot of good music then.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 09:55 PM (39g3+)
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I remember how dissonant it felt at the end of "Sid and Nancy" when Sid danced to "Get Down Tonight" or some such disco confection. It was hard to believe they occupied the same space and time.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 10:07 PM (qJtVm)

245 Rescuing Jews suffering from persecution and antisemitism in Arab lands is something we have done for 8 decades. Unfortunately we will need to do it again in another Arab land. Sweden.

========

How many Jews are there in Sweden? The wikipedia article doesn't say. Just the ominous note:

"There are no official statistics on ethnicity"

Keep 'em in the dark until it's too late.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2017 10:08 PM (/qEW2)

246 The back cover of The Deplorable Gourmet is a masterpiece in itself. Wish I'd submitted a recipe for the thing, but all of mine are stolen.

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2017 10:08 PM (Vb4BV)

247 Don't know about this, but I just saw it. Apparently, the Trump admin is looking into some voter fraud in Alabama:

Roy Moore received 953 votes, Doug Jones 5,327 in a town of 2,256 residents with only 1,867 registered voters.
Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:51 PM (vDqXW)

Don't doubt it. The numbers for Dems is way too high for a special election. 92% turnout for 2016. Counties are as high as 88% Doug Jones.

I hope people go to jail.
Posted by: Monk at December 14, 2017 09:55 PM (g4lFK)


Has the state published results yet?
Other states do, precinct by precinct, complete tally. You may have to cross reference for number of registered voters, but the tallies often stand alone as indicators.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 14, 2017 10:08 PM (Eu5eZ)

248 237. Your name does not deceive us, western spy!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 10:08 PM (fA1SL)

249 235 Glad you're (mostly) ok

Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 10:08 PM (kUotE)

250 "And She Was" has become one of my favorite Talking Heads tunes. I don't know why, I just find it hypnotic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSVTdAtNYE

Posted by: Tumor #1 at December 14, 2017 10:09 PM (V2Yro)

251 The other day I was using a saws-all and it suddenly occurred to me that in a split second, my entire life could change.
Posted by: Johnny
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Pfft.

Posted by: AR with chainsaw at December 14, 2017 10:09 PM (c/EDo)

252 Has the state published results yet?
Other states do, precinct by precinct, complete tally.


I suspect not, my guess is there's a lot of angry grumbling stuff being posted but how much of it is accurate I am not confident of.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:10 PM (39g3+)

253 234
I think Amazon is just overwhelmed at this time of year. Some printing centers seem to be handling orders better than others... they're printed at different places on demand. I ordered 3 copies Sunday night - one delivered yesterday on time and the other two are floating around somewhere with conflicting info from Amazon.
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 10:06 PM (Sfs6o)


I ordered mine on December 8, and received it on December 12.

On the last page there was a note that read:

Made in the USA
Middletown, DE
10 December 2017

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 10:10 PM (sdi6R)

254 250 "And She Was" has become one of my favorite Talking Heads tunes. I don't know why, I just find it hypnotic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSVTdAtNYE
Posted by: Tumor #1 at December 14, 2017 10:09 PM (V2Yro)


You could spend a lot of years going from one favorite Talking Heads tune to another. I have. Spent four years just going between "Making Flippy Floppy" and "Girlfriend Is Better."

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2017 10:11 PM (Vb4BV)

255 My response: "I agree. But I'd add to that that no one can consider himself educated if he hasn't read the Feynmann lectures on physics."

Bewildered looks ensued.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 10:07 PM (YqDXo)

There are needed complementarities. My knowledge of STEM is woeful compared to that of the people I work with. However, I can explain what they do in clear terms that get them work and research funding.

Posted by: Miklos the sometime communicator at December 14, 2017 10:11 PM (zCyNd)

256 250. The ORB were masters of hypnotic trance:
Little Fluffy Clouds
https://youtu.be/FHixChYgGRI

Like xanax with a quaalude coating.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 10:12 PM (fA1SL)

257 Oddly, there was a dried-up Christmas tree left in our dumpster stall, on December 12th... Your guess is as good as mine.

Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 10:12 PM (kUotE)

258 241 What lesson is Keyton Jones learning? It seems to me that he's learning the world is still cruel and heartless.
People really are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman -GNAMM at December 14, 2017 10:07 PM (U49qd)

The world is a cruel and heartless place. Sometimes just to fuck with you it fools you into thinking maybe it isn't, then it curbstomps you for shits and grins.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 10:13 PM (NWiLs)

259 Ladies - Moms - there's a time and a place for Facebook. Taping your son crying about being bullied ain't that place.

The time and place being no place and no where.

And recording your son's pathetic existence is on a par with recording the running of slow gazelles on the savannah.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 10:13 PM (YqDXo)

260 My goodness, that Dutch politician explaining to a Downs kid how much he "costs" society is awful. And the kid's father seems to "get" it. You mean my son costs society 10 times as much as a 'normal'? Socialists talk an altruistic game. Government will take care of you cradle to grave. Unless you can't contribute, then you are disposable. George Bernard Shaw summed it up best. Every 5 years or so, you should go before the government and explain your worth. If you do not produce as much as you consume, perhaps a bit more, you are of no use.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 10:13 PM (BoMuO)

261 A well rounded education should be in all spheres of learning. Philosophy, science, art, literature, music, combat, etc. Learn it all and be a renaissance man (or ette). Neglecting one part means you're missing a piece of the puzzle, a blank spot in your learning and understanding of the world.

Learn only science and no arts or philosophy means you're great with gadgets but lack understanding of how to use them properly or why. That's what we're at now: all the non-scientific portions of education have been so corroded and destroyed that they are essentially not taught. So we have people fascinated with gadgets and science but no understanding of how we go there (history) or what it means to use it (philosophy).

Learn only arts and such with no science and you're of little practical value to the world. All the learning in the world is meaningless until you can apply it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:13 PM (39g3+)

262 253 On the last page there was a note that read:
Made in the USA
Middletown, DE
10 December 2017
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 10:10 PM (sdi6R)


San Bernadino, CA here

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2017 10:13 PM (Vb4BV)

263 254. Cities is quite good. There's a nervous genius about it - and most of that whole album, for that matter.

https://youtu.be/EB9W8St1pDc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 10:14 PM (fA1SL)

264 Oddly, there was a dried-up Christmas tree left in our dumpster stall, on December 12th... Your guess is as good as mine.
Posted by: Johnny
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They were through with it, needed the space for the new one.

Posted by: AR with chainsaw at December 14, 2017 10:14 PM (5OO3x)

265 My response: "I agree. But I'd add to that that no one can consider himself educated if he hasn't read the Feynmann lectures on physics."

Bewildered looks ensued.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

My P-chem professor in college used to throw that up to the touchy feely types. "So, have you read Gibbs? " Alfred Duhem Gibbs, famous thermodynamic theoretician. Maybe the greatest American scientist of the 19th century. The operation of steam power plants is based on his equations.
Nothing major, though.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 14, 2017 10:14 PM (S6Pax)

266 What lesson is Keyton Jones learning?


Keep your personal life off twitter. Lesson learned.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 10:15 PM (BoMuO)

267 Tactical AF pistol comes in handy if you're challenged to a duel at 2000 paces.

Posted by: Hands at December 14, 2017 10:15 PM (EzdLW)

268 250 "And She Was" has become one of my favorite Talking Heads tunes. I don't know why, I just find it hypnotic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSVTdAtNYE
Posted by: Tumor #1 at December 14, 2017 10:09 PM (V2Yro)


I've been listening to Men At Work's Overkill repeatedly . Same effect.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 14, 2017 10:15 PM (2DOZq)

269 Zooooobi... Don't take your love to town.

Posted by: ro-man at December 14, 2017 10:15 PM (RuIsu)

270 240 My response: "I agree. But I'd add to that that no one can consider himself educated if he hasn't read the Feynmann lectures on physics."

Bewildered looks ensued.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 10:07 PM (YqDXo)


That is some challenging stuff. Few non-STEM majors could handle it. I can barely manage it.

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2017 10:15 PM (Vb4BV)

271 My goodness, that Dutch politician explaining to a Downs kid how much he "costs" society is awful.

Inevitable result of state-run health care is the diminution of the value of humanity. It all ends up being numbers on a balance sheet. That's why if you're old or really ill you tend to be written off by the Nordic health care systems. You're too expensive. Better to just let you die peacefully by withholding medicine and food. Make room for a young person that's cheaper to fix up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:16 PM (39g3+)

272 Roy Moore received 953 votes, Doug Jones 5,327 in a town of 2,256 residents with only 1,867 registered voters.


Is there any reliable reporting on this? Not seeing other than a forum and a Facebook post.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 10:16 PM (Dp6qK)

273
Jerry Harrison from the Talking Heads did a solo album that was pretty good too:



https://youtu.be/v48X_5Zqabw


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:00 PM
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Yeah, this IS good. Thanks for the recommendation!

Posted by: shibumi at December 14, 2017 10:16 PM (aT+Bx)

274 You could spend a lot of years going from one
favorite Talking Heads tune to another. I have. Spent four years just
going between "Making Flippy Floppy" and "Girlfriend Is Better."

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2017 10:11 PM (Vb4BV)


"Psycho Killer" is probably my favorite Talking Heads song. Don't read anything into that

Posted by: M3tal H3ad at December 14, 2017 10:16 PM (sXefu)

275 There are needed complementarities. My knowledge of STEM is woeful compared to that of the people I work with. However, I can explain what they do in clear terms that get them work and research funding.
Posted by: Miklos the sometime communicator at December 14, 2017 10:11 PM (zCyNd)


True enough. But arts types often act as though theirs is a higher intelligence, which is simply not true. I have a foot in each camp, and beyond question the STEM camp is a much harder row to hoe than the arts one. Nobody ever flunks out of the arts to become a physics major. The converse is a dog bites man occurrence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 10:16 PM (YqDXo)

276 "257 Oddly, there was a dried-up Christmas tree left in our dumpster stall, on December 12th... Your guess is as good as mine."

It was yours, the fresh one you're about to put up. Time Slip, obviously.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2017 10:17 PM (V2Yro)

277 274 "Psycho Killer" is probably my favorite Talking Heads song. Don't read anything into that
Posted by: M3tal H3ad at December 14, 2017 10:16 PM (sXefu)


I do. But it's a great song.

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2017 10:17 PM (Vb4BV)

278 185 It was odd because bands like Dire Straits, the Police, and Talking Heads came out at the same time as the worst of disco. So they got buried behind the horrible crap that was being played on pop radio. But there was an awful lot of good music then.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 09:55 PM (39g3+)

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They and some others destroyed disco and saved rock and roll.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2017 10:18 PM (EZebt)

279 Tina Weymouth was hot.

Posted by: davidt at December 14, 2017 10:18 PM (RbSs1)

280 That is some challenging stuff. Few non-STEM majors could handle it. I can barely manage it.
Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2017 10:15 PM (Vb4BV)


Exactly. It is an intellectual stretch to read, no question. And therein lies the point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 10:18 PM (YqDXo)

281 Roy Moore received 953 votes, Doug Jones 5,327 in a town of 2,256 residents with only 1,867 registered voters.

Curiously popular!

Posted by: t-bird at December 14, 2017 10:19 PM (0vwPO)

282 276 So THAT'S what happened to that bottle of vodka!

Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 10:19 PM (kUotE)

283 Nobody ever flunks out of the arts to become a physics major. The converse is a dog bites man occurrence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 10:16 PM (YqDXo)

One MechE of my acquaintance welds miscellaneous scrap into a kind of statuary. Does that count?

Posted by: Miklos the sometime art connoisseur at December 14, 2017 10:19 PM (zCyNd)

284 True enough. But arts types often act as though theirs is a higher intelligence, which is simply not true. I have a foot in each camp, and beyond question the STEM camp is a much harder row to hoe than the arts one. Nobody ever flunks out of the arts to become a physics major. The converse is a dog bites man occurrence.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 10:16 PM (YqDXo)


Kudos to you for using the proper form of "row to hoe."

I mean, seriously. Day-ahm. I gotta buy you a beer or sumthin'.

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 10:20 PM (s5o+q)

285 People really are bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.
Posted by: SpiffTheSpaceman -GNAMM at December 14, 2017 10:07 PM (U49qd)

Stolen.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 10:20 PM (Dp6qK)

286 I've been digging on the Cool Waters Band lately. Good stuff.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2017 10:20 PM (KP5rU)

287 My P-chem professor in college used to throw that up to the touchy feely types. "So, have you read Gibbs? "


My P-CHem professor used to write H(psi)=E(psi) on the chalkboard then launch into 75 minutes of calculus equation writing on one of those multi-slider chalkboards. Somewhere in the middle he would stare at the board, say "oops" and erase an entire chalkboard worth of equation with the sleeve of his sportcoat, then continue. At the end he would say "any questions?" The tests were a bunch of incomprehensible calculus equations that I still don't understand but, somehow, on the curve, I got As both semesters.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 10:21 PM (BoMuO)

288 Nobody ever flunks out of the arts to become a physics major.

Sure, but that's a statement of what's happened to the arts and literature education in colleges and universities, not the discipline in and of its self. To get your bachelor's in Princeton you had to pass a an oral test in Latin and Greek before a panel of the department heads. You had to memorize huge sections of literature and know how it all fit together in history. You had to know and understand art and architecture even if you were no painter. You had to know music and have plays memorized even if you had a tin ear.

The standards have crumbled into diversity virtue signalling and feminazi progressive theorizing. So yeah, its all crap now. But that doesn't mean the discipline is crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:21 PM (39g3+)

289 288 The standards have crumbled into diversity virtue signalling and feminazi progressive theorizing. So yeah, its all crap now. But that doesn't mean the discipline is crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:21 PM (39g3+)


Agree with that. But C.P. Snow still had a point, back in the day.

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2017 10:22 PM (Vb4BV)

290 My P-CHem professor used to write H(psi)=E(psi) on the chalkboard then launch into 75 minutes of calculus equation writing on one of those multi-slider chalkboards. Somewhere in the middle he would stare at the board, say "oops" and erase an entire chalkboard worth of equation with the sleeve of his sportcoat, then continue. At the end he would say "any questions?" The tests were a bunch of incomprehensible calculus equations that I still don't understand but, somehow, on the curve, I got As both semesters.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 10:21 PM (BoMuO)


I had a calc professor launch into a lenghty proof on the chalkboard, and at the end of it, turn to the class and remark:

"I wasn't sure it was doable in a finite amount of time."

Poetry.

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 10:22 PM (s5o+q)

291 https://youtu.be/FTbgvYPVdXE?t=8s

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 10:22 PM (BoMuO)

292 Tom Waits - I'm guessing there's more than a few fans here among the Horde. Not every day, but there are times when nothing else will do.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 10:22 PM (fA1SL)

293
"Psycho Killer" is probably my favorite Talking Heads song. Don't read anything into that
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I love "Take Me to the River," although Psycho Killer, Life During Wartime and Burning Down the House are pretty effing amazing as well.

Posted by: shibumi at December 14, 2017 10:23 PM (aT+Bx)

294 "And She Was" has become one of my favorite Talking Heads tunes. I don't know why, I just find it hypnotic.

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I've been listening to Men At Work's Overkill repeatedly . Same effect.

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Both of those, yeah, me too. And the video for "Overkill" is a good one. Colin Hay's wandering eye actually helps set the mood of the vid.

Posted by: Hands at December 14, 2017 10:23 PM (EzdLW)

295 279 Tina Weymouth was hot.
Posted by: davidt at December 14, 2017 10:18 PM (RbSs1)

Big ol' hell yeah, brother. I have thing for female bass players.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at December 14, 2017 10:23 PM (bZ4w4)

296 Tonight's ONT brought to you by tactical AF:

++++

That would really be awesome with a bump stock attachment.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 14, 2017 10:23 PM (pvjTE)

297 Roy Moore received 953 votes, Doug Jones 5,327 in a town of 2,256 residents with only 1,867 registered voters.


*****

If that were anywhere near true, and I were from Alabama, it would be a new civil war.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2017 10:23 PM (0tfLf)

298 but no understanding of how we go there (history)

I wish history were, and had been, rigorously taught. All I had was "social studies". I can't imagine what's become of that.

Posted by: t-bird at December 14, 2017 10:23 PM (TUE05)

299
Thanks.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2017 10:03 PM (tr2D7)



Ugh--what a horrible accident. Prayers for healing.

Sorry to hear he is an arch nemesis...

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2017 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

300 This song just kills me, it rips all my defenses aside and punches me right in the heart. Every time

https://youtu.be/ePfX5lOs8sI

That's what the blues does. Its what medicos used to call a 'counter irritant.' When you feel awful, you listen to the blues and their misery helps heal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:24 PM (39g3+)

301 "Remain in Light" is probably the best Talking Heads album. Every song on it is great.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 10:24 PM (sdi6R)

302 One MechE of my acquaintance welds miscellaneous scrap into a kind of statuary. Does that count?
Posted by: Miklos
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You know Bill Nye?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2017 10:25 PM (w1zJX)

303 301. This is not only non-controversial, but also geometrically demonstrable.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 10:25 PM (fA1SL)

304 Tina Weymouth was hot.


Posted by: davidt at December 14, 2017 10:18 PM (RbSs1)


Ooh. Hot bass chicks. We should make a list:
1) Sean Yseult2) Paz Lenchantin3) Tal Wilkenfeld

Posted by: M3tal H3ad at December 14, 2017 10:26 PM (sXefu)

305 My P-chem professor in college used to throw that up to the touchy feely types. "So, have you read Gibbs? " Alfred Duhem Gibbs, famous thermodynamic theoretician. Maybe the greatest American scientist of the 19th century. The operation of steam power plants is based on his equations.
Nothing major, though.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 14, 2017 10:14 PM (S6Pax)


Do you mean J. Willard Gibbs? Who published the theoretical basis of much of thermodynamics in something like the Hamelburg Shopping News, some obscure Connecticut scientific journal?

Gibbs also invented stat mech and vector calculus. Apart from that, and oppressing minorities and women, he didn't do much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 10:26 PM (YqDXo)

306 You know Bill Nye?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2017 10:25 PM (w1zJX)

"Scrap". Not "crap".

Please read attentively.

Posted by: Miklos the sometime art connoisseur at December 14, 2017 10:27 PM (zCyNd)

307 "I wasn't sure it was doable in a finite amount of time."

Poetry.
Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 10:22 PM (s5o+q)


My calculus professor would put exams in the testing center. They would be available for 4 days, you could go take the test anytime the center was open. I spent 8 hours on an integral calculus test. I couldn't come to an answer on 5 of the 12 questions. Her response, yeah, it turns out they were unsolvable, I didn't try the questions before I sent them over.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 10:27 PM (BoMuO)

308 One MechE of my acquaintance welds miscellaneous scrap into a kind of statuary. Does that count?
Posted by: Miklos
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You know Bill Nye?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2017 10:25 PM (w1zJX)


Can you imagine Nye actually trying to use a welding torch?

Five-alarm fire, at best!

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 10:27 PM (s5o+q)

309 On bullies...

A few years ago when my girl was 14 the wife called me at work and told me she said four boys were berating her on the bus and one tried to grab her ass, but she said, 'it was ok, he only got my thigh..."

When I got home I got on a mapping program and called her in and asked, name and where do they live?
Ok, streetview, is this his house?
Now a little drive by with her verify where they live. You sure? Ok.

Ok, I'll take care of it.

Next day, called principal, briefed her on the incident (just four guys bullying my girl) and told her I was coming in.
When I got there they invited me into the principal's office and my girl was in there, and she was sent out.

I just told the principal that the girl said four guys were bullying her on the bus and one tried to grab her ass... but only got her thigh.
Principal offers that boys being boys blah blah.
Yeah I understand... blah blah, that is the only reason I came here to talk to you. Right now they are juveniles, next time they are criminals and I instructed my daughter to call 911 and tell them she is being assaulted right now and she cannot get away.

Principal says, oh no, don't go there.

Says I, next time it happens you won't hear about it from me. Now your bus has cameras, time to call the bus garage and get them. That's all I got. All done? Bye.

I leave, my girl goes back in.

Next day principal calls and says she has reviewed vid and something will be done.
Next couple days she calls a couple of times to tell me the perps have been suspended.

A couple of days later ask my girl if anything happened. She said one of kids in was in her class and the principal came in a couple of days ago, took him out, and hasn't seen him again. She said they all were suspended for a few weeks each.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 14, 2017 10:27 PM (Eu5eZ)

310 Tom Waits - I'm guessing there's more than a few fans here among the Horde. Not every day, but there are times when nothing else will do.

Yeah Tom Waits is crazy and strange but oddly satisfying. I can't figure out how he got a career doing what he does, but it works.

The song (?) "Frank's Wild Years" is one of my favorites

https://youtu.be/hzfrTDc0ngA

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:27 PM (39g3+)

311 Hey, Fidelio is opera for the Morons!

Walter Berry as the evil warden Pizzaro. Great theater.

LINK: https://youtu.be/aVcpLtToYQ4

Chista Ludwig as Leonora, the wife of Florestan. With a pistol, she defends her husband.

LINK: https://youtu.be/8gtaBWc0rTY

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 10:27 PM (Pqytn)

312 303 301. This is not only non-controversial, but also geometrically demonstrable.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 10:25 PM (fA1SL)


Careful. Geometry is a white supremacist oppressive Western patriarchal concept.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 10:28 PM (sdi6R)

313 301 "Remain in Light" is probably the best Talking Heads album. Every song on it is great.
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 10:24 PM (sdi6R)


Possibly true, but "Speaking in Tongues" will always be my sentimental favorite.

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2017 10:28 PM (Vb4BV)

314 Talking Heads is Bolivian Marching Powder music.

Posted by: Monk at December 14, 2017 10:28 PM (g4lFK)

315 'Tis the season. Tom Waits 'Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis' :

https://youtu.be/STXF9PZkjSQ

This would wring a tear from Putin's eyes, and even Patton would bawl like a child.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 10:28 PM (fA1SL)

316 Talking Heads is Bolivian Marching Powder music.
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I'm not really sure what that means, but I concur.

Posted by: shibumi at December 14, 2017 10:29 PM (aT+Bx)

317 Chista Ludwig as Leonora, the wife of Florestan. With a pistol, she defends her husband.

LINK: https://youtu.be/8gtaBWc0rTY

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 10:27 PM (Pqytn)

Pistol? Is is it legal to perform that opera in New York?

Posted by: Miklos the sometime opera glass wearer at December 14, 2017 10:29 PM (zCyNd)

318 Poor WeirdDave, posting notices about computer crashing. The Calgary Flames have crashed worse, many times before.

Posted by: Vendette at December 14, 2017 10:29 PM (jjO9F)

319 Re: 312
Oops, I forgot to include "colonial".

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 10:29 PM (sdi6R)

320
260 My goodness, that Dutch politician explaining to a Downs kid how much he "costs" society is awful.

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The Nazi phrase to describe such people was "useless eaters" or as having a "ballast existence."

My Dutch is not so good but I think the terms are likely to be pronounced much like they are in German.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2017 10:29 PM (EZebt)

321 Ugh--what a horrible accident. Prayers for healing.

Sorry to hear he is an arch nemesis...
Posted by: Ladyl
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Thanks Ladyl and guys.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2017 10:29 PM (tr2D7)

322 314. It doesn't have to be, but it does add to the enjoyment.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 10:30 PM (fA1SL)

323 Little Creatures is a great album too (And She Was is from that). Its interesting because its all light hearted, fun, almost kid-friendly music, but all Talking Heads, like Byrne decided to do a happy album.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:30 PM (39g3+)

324 Ladies - Moms - there's a time and a place for Facebook. Taping your son crying about being bullied ain't that place.

Except in today's age if you can get the video to go viral, you can reap beaucoup bucks from a GoFundMe page; ahem.

Not much different (and potentially much more financially lucrative) than going on Judge Judy and exposing your particular idiocy for all the world to see. Or on Okra Withfries. Or going on Pawnstars to sell your entire booger collection.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2017 10:30 PM (0ogQG)

325 Is there any reliable reporting on this? Not seeing other than a forum and a Facebook post.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at Decemb


I'm sure Tapper is on it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 10:30 PM (BoMuO)

326 Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 14, 2017 10:27 PM (Eu5eZ)

Burnt toast wins the thread. That was awesome.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 10:30 PM (Dp6qK)

327 I've seen some of the previous generation of Blues greats: John Lee Hooker, Buddy Guy (still going!), Willie Dixon.

It may be blues, but there was a joy in the music, every time.

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2017 10:31 PM (Vb4BV)

328 That Gary Moore piece = that is one of my favorite guitar solos ever - talk about making an instrument sing!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2017 10:31 PM (V2Yro)

329 319
Colonialism is late-stage capitalism, per Lenin, so, bases are covered. Only three months gulag.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 10:31 PM (fA1SL)

330 My calculus professor would put exams in the testing center. They would be available for 4 days, you could go take the test anytime the center was open. I spent 8 hours on an integral calculus test. I couldn't come to an answer on 5 of the 12 questions. Her response, yeah, it turns out they were unsolvable, I didn't try the questions before I sent them over.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 10:27 PM (BoMuO)


That's REALLY bad. I used to have my teaching assistants work any problem I proposed to set just to make sure that I hadn't overlooked something that made the problem insoluble. We called it "bomb proofing."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 10:31 PM (YqDXo)

331 One MechE of my acquaintance welds miscellaneous scrap into a kind of statuary. Does that count?

Posted by: Miklos

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You know Bill Nye?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2017 10:25 PM (w1zJX)

Making actual art makes one an artist, not an arts graduate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 10:32 PM (oPNmq)

332 Oops, I forgot to include "colonial".

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 10:29 PM (sdi6R)

More than 2 syllable is racist anyway. Not to mention all the Latin involved.

Posted by: Miklos the from AntiFa-So-La-ti-Do at December 14, 2017 10:32 PM (zCyNd)

333 The entire internet outrage machine slammed into reverse.

Man, that is nicely put.

Posted by: Hands at December 14, 2017 10:32 PM (EzdLW)

334 I think John Lee Hooker is still alive, 158 years old and still playing the axe. I saw him live, 20 years ago. He looked old as the rocky mountains all craggy. Still had that voice and he could still play. But he was on a chair and his band did most of the playing. Was a treat to see a legend like that though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:32 PM (39g3+)

335
Gibbs joined the Yale Congregationalist church in his freashman year and was a member all his life. So he could not have been a good scientist. At least, that's what the militant anti-religious bigots say.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 10:32 PM (VVae8)

336
My goodness, that Dutch politician explaining to a Downs kid how much he "costs" society is awful.

Do their new Muslim guests cost anything?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 10:33 PM (IqV8l)

337 That Gary Moore piece = that is one of my favorite guitar solos ever - talk about making an instrument sing!

Yeah. Its like he just can't come up with any more words and the guitar has to song for him. Its a classic Blues cliche but really holds true in Still Got The Blues. And how I know what that song means.

And holy crap does it sing. Pure blues beauty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:34 PM (39g3+)

338 Tom Waits - I'm guessing there's more than a few fans here among the Horde. Not every day, but there are times when nothing else will do.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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*raises hand*

'Hope That I Don't Fall In Love You'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2017 10:34 PM (9tO1t)

339 Do their new Muslim guests cost anything?

And how, that's why they need to sweep aside the sick Dutch kids. Its getting expensive dealing with their new population and they have to eliminate the surplus white people to signal their virtue and anti racism.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:35 PM (39g3+)

340 336. Okay, time to taunt the Dutch, Seselj-style. Dude was held at The Hague for more than a decade, charged with war crimes, etc, from REMOVE KEBAB. He addresses the court in true slav manner:
https://youtu.be/imBK-BWyYHM

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 10:36 PM (fA1SL)

341 336 Do their new Muslim guests cost anything?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 10:33 PM (IqV8l)


No. Of course not. Why would you think that?

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2017 10:36 PM (Vb4BV)

342 My calculus professor would put exams in the testing center. They would be available for 4 days, you could go take the test anytime the center was open. I spent 8 hours on an integral calculus test. I couldn't come to an answer on 5 of the 12 questions. Her response, yeah, it turns out they were unsolvable, I didn't try the questions before I sent them over.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 10:27 PM (BoMuO)


The calc prof I referred to was my instructor for both Calc I and Calc II.

I was a wet behind the ears freshman for Calc I. There were five hour exams that semester. My grades were A; B; C; D; F.

I flunked the final, got a D for the term.

Calc II. The instructor for my section was not announced, so with the optimism of youth, I went there and found a seat.

Guess who walked in the door.

I sat there in the cold realization that my college career was OVER.

I got a B for the course.

The Calc prof was a cool guy . . . he had a spiffy tight-trimmed muttonchop beard which was, at the very least, radically non-standard at the college I was at, at that time.

I credit him for teaching me how to study for college courses.

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 10:36 PM (s5o+q)

343 338. Mike, you're a good guy, and I'm flattered, but I don't swing that way.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 10:37 PM (fA1SL)

344 Talking Heads 77 is my favorite.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 14, 2017 10:37 PM (2DOZq)

345 This is not only non-controversial, but also geometrically demonstrable.

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How many servings of strawberries does it contain?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CLUZ0Nv7UH4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 14, 2017 10:37 PM (+y/Ru)

346 338. 'Hold On,' 'Innocent When You Dream,' 'A Little Rain.' Crushing. But needful.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 10:38 PM (fA1SL)

347 I think John Lee Hooker is still alive, 158 years
old and still playing the axe. I saw him live, 20 years ago. He looked
old as the rocky mountains all craggy. Still had that voice and he
could still play. But he was on a chair and his band did most of the
playing. Was a treat to see a legend like that though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:32 PM (39g3+)

Sorry, he passed in 2001.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 10:38 PM (oPNmq)

348 329 319
Colonialism is late-stage capitalism, per Lenin, so, bases are covered. Only three months gulag.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 10:31 PM (fA1SL)



Fun fact: Lenin only came up with the colonialism shit to rescue Marxist theory from the sewage treatment plant.

Why weren't Marx's predictions borne out? Because ... uh ... capitalism had exported its contradictions to the bruthas. Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 10:39 PM (YqDXo)

349 This morning, I woke up to A HALF INCH of snow!
(First precip we've had in 63 days)
Took the Doodle to photograph the snow covered mountains (from Louisville, CO).
I'm a member of "NRDG" (Nikon REAL Discussion Group) on FB, because I got an early Christmas/Birthday/Father's Day, etc, etc, present.
I consider 100 likes/loves/comments from that group (professional/semi-professional Nikon snobs) an honor, and would like to link this photo of my intended Christmas card photo to my Goldendoodle Minnie to my breeder:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ll7vm9kl5afkqww/DSC_0422.JPG?dl=0

(Oh. Yeah. Required Nikon Snob info: Nikon D3400, 70 mm focal length (70-300 'kit' lens), F4.5, ISO 100, (Aperature Priority setting), 1/400 Sec exposure)
IF I'm really anonymous, then MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR to all you morons!

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 14, 2017 10:39 PM (DofIg)

350 I don't like the blues but I did like a couple of Robert Cray albums.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 14, 2017 10:40 PM (2DOZq)

351 (Oh. Yeah. Required Nikon Snob info: Nikon D3400,
70 mm focal length (70-300 'kit' lens), F4.5, ISO 100, (Aperature
Priority setting), 1/400 Sec exposure)

IF I'm really anonymous, then MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR to all you morons!

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 14, 2017 10:39 PM (DofIg)

Dog's all curly. Gonna have to press it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 10:41 PM (oPNmq)

352 Psi? E*Psi = H*Psi.

Minus h-bar squared per 2m Del squared Psi + V*Psi = i hbar dPsi/dt.

From rote, you can check me. Learned all about that 30 years ago or so. Damn, it's been a long time.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 14, 2017 10:41 PM (8O3HH)

353 When Willie Dixon passed, I remember reading an obit saying he "wasn't known for his live performances."

And I thought: F@ck you, you never actually saw any of them, did you?

And I remembered the times when that deep bass voice would go right through me.

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2017 10:42 PM (Vb4BV)

354 Robert Cray has been putting out albums forever and playing with huge acts and then suddenly in the 80s he had a top 40 album. For no apparent reason either. Just all the sudden ROBERT CRAY! Then he wasn't a bit hit any longer. And still he just kept putting out great music. I wonder how that works out sometimes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:42 PM (39g3+)

355 Mike, you're a good guy, and I'm flattered, but I don't swing that way.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
-------

Hold it...I thought you were making a pass at Waits:

"Not every day, but there are times when nothing else will do. "

I was just trying to be open minded.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2017 10:42 PM (nBBdT)

356 Wild Wild Life by the Talking Heads does it for me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2017 10:43 PM (KP5rU)

357 >> I was just trying to be open minded.

I am too. Also open assed.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 14, 2017 10:44 PM (8O3HH)

358
I don't like the blues but I did like a couple of Robert Cray albums.

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 14, 2017 10:40 PM (2DOZq)

People who "don't like" blues, seem to always like some blues. It's pretty diverse. Technically, the following is blues:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt0vtksRVQs

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 10:45 PM (oPNmq)

359 When "Crash Reporter" crashes it does that, it can't report itself because it crashed and it crashed because it can't report the crash. It's the Catch 22 program.

Posted by: geoffb at December 14, 2017 10:45 PM (zOpu5)

360 The Calc prof was a cool guy . . . he had a spiffy tight-trimmed muttonchop beard which was, at the very least, radically non-standard at the college I was at, at that time.

I credit him for teaching me how to study for college courses.
Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 10:36 PM (s5o+q)/i]

I think there's a strong argument to be made for having math courses (in particular) taught by people who are not intrinsically that gifted in math, for two reasons.

First, because the mathematically gifted pass over things that strike them as elementary to get to things that interest them, thereby bewildering the non-mathematically gifted.

Second, the mathematically gifted make a fetish of rigor, as though anybody else (i.e., people who have a shot at getting laid) is all that concerned about rigor. They want to understand the concept, which can be cleaned up and made rigorous later, in good time.

I recently read a history of mathematics, and was shocked to learn that no less a mathematician than Gauss had whiffed on the convergence of a function that alternately returned +1 and -1, i.e., a freshman calculus problem in convergence.

Now THAT is the sort of thing that should be - and if I were teaching it - WOULD be taught. This shit is not as trivial as malodorous latter-day virgins would have us believe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 10:46 PM (YqDXo)

361 Dog's all curly. Gonna have to press it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 10:41 PM (oPNmq)


I took 2 pics of an "English Golden Retriever" for a lady I met hiking to that spot, sitting on the same rock.

I told her "Minnie's mother was half one of those and white Poodle. Her dad was a red poodle".

Best.Dog.Ever.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 14, 2017 10:46 PM (DofIg)

362 Robert Cray has been putting out albums forever and
playing with huge acts and then suddenly in the 80s he had a top 40
album. For no apparent reason either. Just all the sudden ROBERT CRAY!
Then he wasn't a bit hit any longer. And still he just kept putting
out great music. I wonder how that works out sometimes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 10:42 PM (39g3+)

Robert Cray was a featured act on stage at Expo 86 in Vancouver, B.C., and I saw him live there. Put on a hell of a show.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 10:46 PM (oPNmq)

363 Nah, Bob from the NSA is probably just looking at porn again.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 14, 2017 09:16 PM (O5Q3r)
**************

Bob's here? Hey, Bob, earlier this evening there was a fellow here looking for you about giving you something.

Posted by: gNewt at December 14, 2017 10:47 PM (UOJYi)

364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt0vtksRVQs

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 10:45 PM (oPNmq)

A fine selection. Honking technically blues sax.

Posted by: Miklos the from AntiFa-So-La-ti-Do at December 14, 2017 10:47 PM (zCyNd)

365 349. Objection. Film manufacturer not specified.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 10:48 PM (fA1SL)

366 "So, have you read Gibbs? " Alfred Duhem Gibbs, famous thermodynamic
theoretician. Maybe the greatest American scientist of the 19th century.
The operation of steam power plants is based on his equations.

Explained here (only 2mins 15secs):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1YHL2E2sR4

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 10:48 PM (QCX64)

367 "I'm the only African American woman who sits at the table with the 30 assistants to the president and we all had to adjust to his militaristic style."
_Omarosa Manigault Newman


President Trump is a bad, bad man.

Posted by: gNewt at December 14, 2017 10:48 PM (UOJYi)

368 Bob's here? Hey, Bob, earlier this evening there was a fellow here looking for you about giving you something.
Posted by: gNewt at December 14, 2017 10:47 PM (UOJYi)


No prob. It's archived out there in Utah. I'll get to it tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at December 14, 2017 10:49 PM (s5o+q)

369 Catch us opening for Convergence of a Function on New Year's Eve!

Posted by: malodorous latter-day virgins at December 14, 2017 10:49 PM (zCyNd)

370 365 349. Objection. Film manufacturer not specified.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 10:48 PM (fA1SL)


Sorry. SanDisk. 96 MB/sec.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 14, 2017 10:50 PM (DofIg)

371 Now THAT is the sort of thing that should be -
and if I were teaching it - WOULD be taught. This shit is not as trivial
as malodorous latter-day virgins would have us believe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 10:46 PM (YqDXo)

And math for science majors should be taught as a problem-solving tool. Meaning: pose a problem in physics or chemistry, and then reveal a mathematical method that allows the problem to be solved.
Trivial example: related rates, like how fast the water level rises in a conical tank, given a constant influx.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 10:50 PM (oPNmq)

372
Dog's all curly. Gonna have to press it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Gonna have to look that up in the urban dictionary.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 10:51 PM (IqV8l)

373 Good capture of Willie Dixon, and another great blues player who has been forgotten, and whom I was lucky enough to see, once, the great harmonica player, Walter "Shakey" Horton:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhfvRe74KEU

Posted by: Splunge at December 14, 2017 10:51 PM (Vb4BV)

374 370. * heaves jug of hypo *

Smart alek.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 10:51 PM (fA1SL)

375 Was there an outcry among the French when Patrick Stewart played Jean-Luc Picard?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2017 10:51 PM (/qEW2)

376 Regarding the Purdue idiocy, it's not as bad as it sounds. The Department og Engineering Education is not really an engineering department.

A commenter at David Thompson's site explained:

----


The School of Engineering Education has almost nothing to do with Engineering, other than running the Freshman Engineering experience. It exists to give non-Asian minorities and women employment opportunities, and as a beachhead for SJW entryism. At one time, their Interdisciplinary program was a good way to get a combined engineering and science degree, but most people who went that route now go through the School of Biomedical Engineering.

Posted by: PurduePete | December 12, 2017 at 13:33

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 14, 2017 10:51 PM (t5m5e)

377 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/941377590794883072

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/941377686571798529

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/941377783128784897

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/941377897906008064

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/941378002088267781

Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2017 10:51 PM (eh0Va)

378 That broad is not an engineering professor. She's an engineering "education" professor.

Spewing standard-issue lysenkoist bullshit. Very sad. While our students our being programmed to believe in any manner of nonsense - on the other side of the globe fifth graders are taking calculus. This kind of rot from the same folks who admonish us that "we live in a global economy". Yeah no shit sherlock, so why are you "education" geniuses purposefully mind-fucking generation after generation with increasingly bat shit crazy nonsense?

Posted by: Common Tater at December 14, 2017 10:51 PM (V9sPV)

379 Sorry. SanDisk. 96 MB/sec.
Posted by: jwb7605
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Meh...the blues always saturated when using those.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2017 10:52 PM (nBBdT)

380 370. If I weren't a cheap bastard with a freezer full of film and cases full of cameras, I might consider this newfangled digital imaging.....

* adjusts belt-onion *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 10:52 PM (fA1SL)

381 "I'm the only African American woman who sits at the table with the 30 assistants to the president and we all had to adjust to his militaristic style."
_Omarosa Manigault Newman

-
0marosa is becoming -1marosa.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 14, 2017 10:52 PM (+y/Ru)

382 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/941378094367199232

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/941378186788724736

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/941378278417469440

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/941378376345976832

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/941378479634907136

Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2017 10:53 PM (eh0Va)

383 >> Robert Cray

Any relation to Seymour Cray?

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 14, 2017 10:53 PM (8O3HH)

384 Yeah no shit sherlock, so why are you "education" geniuses purposefully mind-fucking generation after generation with increasingly bat shit crazy nonsense?
Posted by: Common Tater
---------

We couldn't make it in the engineering curriculum...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2017 10:53 PM (nBBdT)

385 My calculus professor would put exams in the testing center. They would be available for 4 days, you could go take the test anytime the center was open. I spent 8 hours on an integral calculus test. I couldn't come to an answer on 5 of the 12 questions. Her response, yeah, it turns out they were unsolvable, I didn't try the questions before I sent them over.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 10:27 PM (BoMuO)


I had an integral calf exam with two problems. Got one right, the other wrong, not even partial credit. Took it to a forth year math major who lived on the floor who said I got it right.

Took it to the prof, asked what gives, its right. He looked at it for a bit. Yeah, it um, oh you didn't use the method taught in class.

Says I, uh?

Says he, you did not use the method taught in class, the approximate method.

Says I, but I got the exact solution.

Says he, but you didn't find the approximate solution. Fail.



It was a problem integrating an exponential function which is supposed to be too hard so approximate.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 14, 2017 10:54 PM (Eu5eZ)

386 I remember one time in Trig class in college having a homework problem that seemed super difficult. But as I got working on it with the substitutions I started seeing the path to the answer and ended up finishing pretty quickly.

The next day the instructor was asking for volunteers to do the homework problems on the board nobody volunteered for the hard problem. So I said I'll do it, wrote out the answer on the board and sat down. The instructor got up and walked over to the board and looked over it for a few minutes. She turned around and asked, "how'd you figure that out?"

Apparently this was a very hard problem to solve but I was able to do it in half the number of steps of the route typically used.

Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 10:54 PM (LnOh3)

387 379 Sorry. SanDisk. 96 MB/sec.
Posted by: jwb7605
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Meh...the blues always saturated when using those.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2017 10:52 PM (nBBdT)


That can only be that you used a high ISO and non-optimal lens F number. Learned that from the Nikon Snob group. There can be no argument.

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 14, 2017 10:54 PM (DofIg)

388 AOP, ever see Scott Palmers' Stude? Thing is all kinds of crazzy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2017 10:54 PM (KP5rU)

389 Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2017 10:51 PM (eh0Va)

Vast tracts, of land.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 10:54 PM (oPNmq)

390 367 "I'm the only African American woman who sits at the table with the 30 assistants to the president and we all had to adjust to his militaristic style."
_Omarosa Manigault Newman


President Trump is a bad, bad man.
Posted by: gNewt at December 14, 2017 10:48 PM (UOJYi)



She was talking about Kelley. She used to have walk in privileges to the Oval. He put a stop to it. She had to follow chain of command, and had to adjust. Everyone thinks she is going to publish scandalous insider info. I think not. She is trolling the left hard.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 10:55 PM (BoMuO)

391 Do you mean J. Willard Gibbs? Who published the theoretical basis of much of thermodynamics in something like the Hamelburg Shopping News, some obscure Connecticut scientific journal?

Gibbs also invented stat mech and vector calculus. Apart from that, and oppressing minorities and women, he didn't do much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Whatever.
I'm old, it was 37 years ago,
The dog ate my homework and then he died. The sun was in my eyes.
IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 14, 2017 10:55 PM (S6Pax)

392
That broad is not an engineering professor.

She's an engineering monitor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 10:55 PM (IqV8l)

393 I had an integral calf exam with two problems.
You went to Cow College? Cool Did you know Keith Olbermann?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 10:56 PM (QCX64)

394 And math for science majors should be taught as a problem-solving tool. Meaning: pose a problem in physics or chemistry, and then reveal a mathematical method that allows the problem to be solved.
Trivial example: related rates, like how fast the water level rises in a conical tank, given a constant influx.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 10:50 PM (oPNmq)


Yep. I couldn't agree more. Why was the math developed? Malodorous latter-day virgins would have us believe it dropped out of the sky.

Only later does it become apparent that most math arose as a way to solve a practical problem. How did LCAO-MO theory arise? Did Milliken just come into the office one day, put his hand down his pants, and come up with it?

No. He was trying to figure out the relationship between extent of conjugation and the wavelength of absorption of dyes, at the behest of dye manufacturers. Something that NEVER gets mentioned in presentations of molecular orbital theory, but is important to understanding where it came from.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 10:57 PM (W4DyD)

395 Robert Cray

Any relation to Seymour Cray?
Posted by: publius

Robert is a better driver.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 14, 2017 10:57 PM (S6Pax)

396

All those early LP's are great... but, Remain In Light. If for no other reason than it has Once In A Lifetime on it. A defining tune of the entire 80's. It is kind of forgotten now how amazing it was back then. One of those rare ones that makes you go "Holy shit" when it came out.

Posted by: otho at December 14, 2017 10:58 PM (qGuLD)

397 I had an integral calf exam with two problems.
You went to Cow College? Cool Did you know Keith Olbermann?
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 10:56 PM (QCX64)


Hey now. I went to a REAL cow college.

Cornell ain't no cow college. Not even close.

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 10:58 PM (s5o+q)

398 Apparently this was a very hard problem to solve but I was able to do it
in half the number of steps of the route typically used.

Easy. Looked it up in the answers in the back of the book!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 10:58 PM (QCX64)

399 Apart from that, and oppressing minorities and women, he didn't do much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Didn't have to.

"After the death of his father in 1861, Gibbs inherited enough money to make him financially independent."

Posted by: Reasonably unmalodorous Miklos at December 14, 2017 10:58 PM (zCyNd)

400
Now, that Seymour Butts is a man after my own heart.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 14, 2017 10:58 PM (8O3HH)

401 378 That broad is not an engineering professor. She's an engineering "education" professor.

Spewing standard-issue lysenkoist bullshit. Very sad. While our students our being programmed to believe in any manner of nonsense - on the other side of the globe fifth graders are taking calculus. This kind of rot from the same folks who admonish us that "we live in a global economy". Yeah no shit sherlock, so why are you "education" geniuses purposefully mind-fucking generation after generation with increasingly bat shit crazy nonsense?
Posted by: Common Tater at December 14, 2017 10:51 PM (V9sPV)


White Americans were too successful. Can't have that in a global economy. Everybody needs to be leveled out, which means that white Americans have to be dumbed down.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 10:59 PM (sdi6R)

402 387. Kodachrome, in other words.

I do like their Portra - over-exposed about three stops, it makes for lovely nature and landscape. Velvia, it ain't, but what is, amirite?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 10:59 PM (fA1SL)

403 Cornell ain't no cow college. Not even close.
So you knew Ann Coulter instead? Cool!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 10:59 PM (QCX64)

404 Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 14, 2017 10:27 PM (Eu5eZ)

Burnt toast wins the thread. That was awesome.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 14, 2017 10:30 PM (Dp6qK)


I assume my kid told principal what her and I talked about.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 14, 2017 11:00 PM (Eu5eZ)

405 Hi ONT, I'm winding down, but before I go, Christmas movies were being discussed a few threads back. Just wanna cast my votes.

Family Man

Love the Coppers

Have a lovely night, Horde.

Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 11:00 PM (kUotE)

406 I love Velvia on saltines!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 11:00 PM (QCX64)

407 Mmm. Food cheese product.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 11:00 PM (QCX64)

408 Bah. Love the Coopers.

Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 11:01 PM (kUotE)

409 Cornell ain't no cow college. Not even close.
So you knew Ann Coulter instead? Cool!
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 10:59 PM (QCX64)


If you couldn't smell the cow shit from your dorm room, it wasn't a cow college.

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 11:01 PM (s5o+q)

410 AOP, ever see Scott Palmers' Stude? Thing is all kinds of crazzy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2017 10:54 PM (KP5rU)

Looked it up. Looks like a fiberglass body shell on a tube frame. Doubt a single nut came out of South Bend.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 11:01 PM (oPNmq)

411 Hey everybody.

I have to share this. Even MSM (in LA, anyway) seems to understand some of this 'personal assistance' tech from Google, Amazon and others, may have a down side.

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2017/12/13/amazon-echo-google-home-listening/

(Best part: When the person being inter(viewed talks about how Amazon & Google clearly want to start surveilling people, the Alexa device ACTUALLY RESPONDS, "I don't know that." OMG. Watch the video.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2017 11:02 PM (eMKNe)

412 Mmm. Food cheese product.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 11:00 PM (QCX64)

Technically, a cheese food product.

Posted by: the FDA at December 14, 2017 11:02 PM (zCyNd)

413 406. It's a transparency film AND a cracker topping!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:02 PM (fA1SL)

414 Oh, and I got in trouble today at work for having to use the restroom. Oh well. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2017 11:03 PM (eMKNe)

415 "After the death of his father in 1861, Gibbs inherited enough money to make him financially independent."
Posted by: Reasonably unmalodorous Miklos at December 14, 2017 10:58 PM (zCyNd)


Now contrast the Kennedys. Worthless turds on the hoof, to a man.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 11:03 PM (W4DyD)

416 408. Careful there, sport. Coopers make barrels.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:03 PM (fA1SL)

417 I love Velvia on saltines!
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 11:00 PM (QCX64)


Vulva on saltines sounds . . .

. . .

. . .

uh . . .

. . .

um . . .

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 11:03 PM (s5o+q)

418 Otho, a fav from More Songs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dErdvJrv8JE

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 11:03 PM (PUmDY)

419 Oh, and I got in trouble today at work for having to use the restroom. Oh well. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2017 11:03 PM (eMKNe)

Would you have gotten into more trouble if you hadn't used the restroom?

Posted by: Miklos from arch support at December 14, 2017 11:04 PM (zCyNd)

420 414. You're supposed to leave your workstation for that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:04 PM (fA1SL)

421 410: probably right. But, still, keeping the spirit alive. I've met him a few times, great guy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2017 11:04 PM (KP5rU)

422 290 My P-CHem professor used to write H(psi)=E(psi) on the chalkboard then launch into 75 minutes of calculus equation writing on one of those multi-slider chalkboards. Somewhere in the middle he would stare at the board, say "oops" and erase an entire chalkboard worth of equation with the sleeve of his sportcoat, then continue. At the end he would say "any questions?" The tests were a bunch of incomprehensible calculus equations that I still don't understand but, somehow, on the curve, I got As both semesters.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 10:21 PM (BoMuO)


H = E.
(licks off sleeve)

Posted by: jwb7605 at December 14, 2017 11:04 PM (DofIg)

423 Otho, a fav from More Songs...


Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 11:03 PM


Nice.

Posted by: otho at December 14, 2017 11:05 PM (qGuLD)

424 416. Heh. Looked it up. The things you learn at AoS.

Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 11:05 PM (kUotE)

425 419 Oh, and I got in trouble today at work for having to use the restroom. Oh well. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2017 11:03 PM (eMKNe)

Would you have gotten into more trouble if you hadn't used the restroom?
Posted by: Miklos from arch support at December 14, 2017 11:04 PM (zCyNd)


"Excuse me, Mr. Boss Man, could I borrow your coffee cup for a minute?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 11:05 PM (W4DyD)

426 414 Oh, and I got in trouble today at work for having to use the restroom. Oh well. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2017 11:03 PM (eMKNe)


I got called by work at 0600 and told I had to come in to use the restroom, or I'd be in trouble. Yay Army.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 11:05 PM (BoMuO)

427 More of this "engineering wackadoodle:

"One of rigor's purposes is, to put it bluntly, a thinly veiled assertion of white male (hetero)sexuality," she writes, explaining that rigor "has a historical lineage of being about hardness, stiffness, and erectness; its sexual connotations -- and links to masculinity in particular -- are undeniable."

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 14, 2017 11:05 PM (8O3HH)

428 Would you have gotten into more trouble if you hadn't used the restroom?

Posted by: Miklos from arch support at December 14, 2017 11:04 PM (zCyNd)

That's why our buildings have hallways.

Posted by: EPA at December 14, 2017 11:05 PM (oPNmq)

429 "Excuse me, Mr. Boss Man, could I borrow your coffee cup for a minute?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 11:05 PM (W4DyD)

There used to be this ficus in the corner...

Posted by: Miklos from arch support at December 14, 2017 11:07 PM (zCyNd)

430 "One of rigor's purposes is, to put it bluntly, a thinly veiled assertion of white male (hetero)sexuality," she writes, explaining that rigor "has a historical lineage of being about hardness, stiffness, and erectness; its sexual connotations -- and links to masculinity in particular -- are undeniable."
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 14, 2017 11:05 PM (8O3HH)


We let them vote.

Go figure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 11:07 PM (W4DyD)

431 Vulva on saltines sounds . . .

Fishy?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 11:07 PM (QCX64)

432 "One of rigor's purposes is, to put it bluntly, a thinly veiled assertion of white male (hetero)sexuality," she writes, explaining that rigor "has a historical lineage of being about hardness, stiffness, and erectness; its sexual connotations -- and links to masculinity in particular -- are undeniable."
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 14, 2017 11:05 PM (8O3HH)

This bint is being paid good money by the people of Indiana for this.

Isn't that special?

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 11:07 PM (s5o+q)

433 had an integral calf exam with two problems.
You went to Cow College? Cool Did you know Keith Olbermann?
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 10:56 PM (QCX64)

Auto cucumber. But I did go to moo-u

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 14, 2017 11:07 PM (Eu5eZ)

434 Tom Waits was very effective in Gilliam's the Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2017 11:07 PM (/qEW2)

435 Wan King Path is a path to nowhere.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2017 11:07 PM (h7V7+)

436 Excuse me, may I please go to the bathroom?

.......

*satisfied look*

.......

Thank you.

Posted by: Ruprect at December 14, 2017 11:07 PM (kUotE)

437 Imagine if you were a cat, or a dog. And the people you live with feed you every day.

Suddenly, it's late November, or late December, or early January, or any number of other "holidays."

And during those times, the humans say, "It's a holiday! So we're not going to feed you for two days, to celebrate this holiday!"

That's what it's like to be an hourly worker.

That's what it's like to be a slave.

All those memories will be lost, like tears in rain.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 14, 2017 11:07 PM (l9m7l)

438
What?! Vulva on sardines? That's crazy.

Well, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 14, 2017 11:07 PM (8O3HH)

439 "Now contrast the Kennedys. Worthless turds on the hoof, to a man."

In a hearing, Ted Kennedy asked Timothy Leary if LSD usage was "extremely dangerous," Leary replied, "Sir, the motor car is dangerous if used improperly...

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Ex-Dog at December 14, 2017 11:07 PM (mgbY3)

440 "One of rigor's purposes is, to put it bluntly, a thinly veiled assertion of white male (hetero)sexuality," she writes, explaining that rigor "has a historical lineage of being about hardness, stiffness, and erectness; its sexual connotations -- and links to masculinity in particular -- are undeniable."
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 14, 2017 11:05 PM (8O3HH)


But ... no comments regarding "wetlands," or "the bush," amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 11:08 PM (W4DyD)

441 She's an engineering monitor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Political Officer

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2017 11:08 PM (c/EDo)

442 424. Individually, we're Morons. Collectively, were Teh Horde. There's almost nothing ya can't Hordesource.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:08 PM (fA1SL)

443 431 Vulva on saltines sounds . . .

Fishy?

---------

Just close your eyes and imagine it's hummus.

Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Rodham Clinton Abedin Wiener at December 14, 2017 11:09 PM (h7V7+)

444 Great! Now I'll never get that smell out of sardines!

Posted by: allah at December 14, 2017 11:09 PM (QCX64)

445 Everybody, I got in trouble for leaving to use the facility, when it was only me and my boss, the owner of the law firm I work at, in the office.

No one to watch the phone, she explained. Also, she made sure to mention she's not sure why I'm even still there. So comforting. She left muttering "there's two hours left of the day, try to be productive."

Okay, fine. So next time I'll be sure to (a) let her know and (b) turn on the answering service. But I admit I think she could have handled things better. Oh, and I offered to take the time I took in the restroom off my timecard.

I'd so love to be able to get some security at work. But I know that today, I (or anyone else for that matter) may as well wish for a unicorn.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2017 11:09 PM (eMKNe)

446 Careful there, sport. Coopers make barrels.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:03 PM (fA1SL)

When I was a little kid in Vancouver, Dad would drive the family over the Burrard Bridge, and down on the east side was a big building, Sweeney Cooperage, on Granville Island. Old man Sweeney was a city alderman, too. All gone now, as is any other industry. Now all shops and condos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 11:10 PM (oPNmq)

447 392,
"That broad is not an engineering professor.


She's an engineering monitor."

She's and engineering college minder.

Posted by: geoffb at December 14, 2017 11:10 PM (zOpu5)

448 Great! Now I'll never get that smell out of sardines!

My work here is done for the night.

Sleep well, Morons and 'Ettes!

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 11:10 PM (s5o+q)

449 Political Officer

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
******************************

It's coming to that.

Posted by: gNewt at December 14, 2017 11:10 PM (UOJYi)

450 Tom Waits was very effective in Gilliam's the Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus.

A very, very wierd movie. All I really remember well from that is the unearthly beauty of Lily Cole.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 14, 2017 11:10 PM (39g3+)

451 You don't feed your dogs over Christmas?
Harsh, dude.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 11:10 PM (QCX64)

452 446. Mundus sensecit. Sic transit gloria mundi & all that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:11 PM (fA1SL)

453 "has a historical lineage of being about hardness, stiffness, and erectness; its sexual connotations -- and links to masculinity in particular -- are undeniable."

Got a problem with that?

Posted by: Robt Mills, designer of the Washington Monument at December 14, 2017 11:11 PM (zCyNd)

454 442 Damned right. When's the gun book coming out?

Posted by: Ruprect at December 14, 2017 11:11 PM (kUotE)

455

You know, ol Siggy-baby Freud, while he was whacked out on the causes an reasons, he was right about this penis envy thing.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 14, 2017 11:11 PM (8O3HH)

456 Received my cookbooks (one is mine, two for gifts).
Very few Vegan recipes, sadZ.
Many Vegan driNk recipes, gladZ.
Substituted free-range bark, twigs and leaves for pulled pork in one recipe.
Spent the rest of the day either in Itchycoo Park or in a patch of weeds in my garden.
(Long crawl back into the house.)
Thanks, Horde - wonderful cookbook.

Posted by: stonecutter at December 14, 2017 11:11 PM (UeOdS)

457 Political Officer

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2017 11:08 PM (c/EDo)

Zampolit, eh, Palpatine?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 11:12 PM (oPNmq)

458 Defense expert Margot Kidder said the same thing about hardened missile silos back in the 1980's.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 11:12 PM (IqV8l)

459 Tom Waits was very effective in Gilliam's the Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
----

Ironweed

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 14, 2017 11:12 PM (5OO3x)

460 She's an engineering monitor.

How delicious would it be to have her take a final exam in ... pretty much any engineering course? Then publicize her performance for all to see.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 11:12 PM (W4DyD)

461 My son came home from school and said his teacher called him stupid in class. I was surprised because he went to a Catholic school with nuns, real nuns, teaching. He said it was no big deal because she calls everyone stupid. She would scream at the class and call them all sorts of names. I got on the phone to a few of the other parents and they said it was true, she has been doing it for a while. I asked why no one spoke to her about it, and they said because she was a nun. I got into the car and went over to the school to "discuss" it with her. Twenty minutes later she was crying and promising to apologize to the class in the morning. She did. I got lots of calls thanking me, and my son said his friends were impressed that his mom would do that. The first thing his new wife said to me was "I heard you make nuns cry."
Real bullying should be dealt with swiftly and efficently no matter where it comes from.

Posted by: Abby at December 14, 2017 11:12 PM (uEn5N)

462 Abby, good for you.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2017 11:13 PM (eMKNe)

463 453 "has a historical lineage of being about hardness, stiffness, and erectness; its sexual connotations -- and links to masculinity in particular -- are undeniable."

Got a problem with that?

Posted by: Robt Mills, designer of the Washington Monument at December 14, 2017 11:11 PM (zCyNd)


"Now go make me a sammich. But first ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 11:13 PM (W4DyD)

464 Ofd to snooze. Catechism tomorrow, then shooting a roll at the local marshalling yards for #1 Son, then dinner by angel-clan. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:13 PM (fA1SL)

465 "I heard you make nuns cry."


Envy.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 11:14 PM (zCyNd)

466 The first thing his new wife said to me was "I heard you make nuns cry."

Real bullying should be dealt with swiftly and efficently no matter where it comes from.

Posted by: Abby at December 14, 2017 11:12 PM (uEn5N)

If you had done that with another nun, I coulda had a hit song.

Posted by: zombie Prince at December 14, 2017 11:15 PM (oPNmq)

467 Gilliam's the Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus
I'm going to be DVRing that sometime over the next few days. (Forgotten the exact night.)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 11:15 PM (QCX64)

468
This bint's ravings show what happens when a virulent bacillus breaks out of isolation. "Studies" ghettos were set up to appease the perpetually aggrieved while the rest of the university went it's own way teaching Chaucer and differential equations. When these academic frauds got joint appointments in established departments church was out. They acted as zampolits enforcing the latest foolishness, getting their ideological allies appointments and terrorizing others into silence.

The Bolsheviks were never more than a tiny cohort but they were the most ruthless.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 11:16 PM (IZ9BT)

469 then shooting a roll at the local marshalling yards

Roll the hobos first, then shoot 'em.

Less cleanup.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, for some Xmas cash at December 14, 2017 11:16 PM (zCyNd)

470 You're lucky she didn't hit you with a yardstick!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 11:17 PM (QCX64)

471 Posted by: Abby at December 14, 2017 11:12 PM (uEn5N)

Shitty teacher. It's important to continually raise the bar on students, but not to do so explicitly, but rather through body language and expressions, when they fall short of expectations, so that they strive to meet those ever-increasing expectations.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 11:17 PM (W4DyD)

472 457. Zampolitii would denounce them. They'd be lucky to be transported to Kazakhstan. That's what's so funny about cultural Marxists - they'll be the first to go if they prevail.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:17 PM (fA1SL)

473 Roll the hobos first, then shoot 'em.
Less cleanup.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar


Isn't there a Hobo Roll recipe in the cookbook?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2017 11:17 PM (eMKNe)

474
I remember, several years ago, maybe back the late '90s, there was some other femiNazi "science critic" who published some screed claiming that science was rape.

Rape of Nature, the Earth Goddess. You see the male scientist wants to "forcefully probe" Mother Nature. To take her secrets agin' her will.

There was some quote of hers that Newton was a rapist. Principia was a rape manual, or something like that.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 14, 2017 11:19 PM (8O3HH)

475 Isn't there a Hobo Roll recipe in the cookbook?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2017 11:17 PM (eMKNe)

Uses some kind of fancy panko they only sell at Costco.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, for some Xmas cash at December 14, 2017 11:19 PM (zCyNd)

476 "Studies" ghettos were set up to appease the perpetually aggrieved

Actually, they weren't. I was on the scene when Angela Davis et al. were agitating for "studies" departments, which they wanted set up as sinecures for Communist agitators (and as hothouses for future Communist appartchiks). At the time, Davis made no bones about this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 11:20 PM (W4DyD)

477 I guess the burning question was which one was the president and which one was part of a table of 30 flunkies, and who was supposed to accommodate the working style of the other?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2017 11:20 PM (2K6fY)

478 469. Heh. Hobos got nothing worth rolling them for since the dentists switched over to polymer fillings.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:20 PM (fA1SL)

479 Another great band with Chris Frantz...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujwAUbRa4cs

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 11:21 PM (PUmDY)

480 I remember, several years ago, maybe back the late '90s, there was some other femiNazi "science critic" who published some screed claiming that science was rape.

Rape of Nature, the Earth Goddess. You see the male scientist wants to "forcefully probe" Mother Nature. To take her secrets agin' her will. /i]

Tampons were invented by a male gynecologist.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 11:21 PM (W4DyD)

481 Why did they turn Dvorak into a pygmy hippo?

Posted by: The Classical Hat at December 14, 2017 11:22 PM (itfg0)

482 Heh. Hobos got nothing worth rolling them for since the dentists switched over to polymer fillings.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:20 PM (fA1SL)

Old hobos. Cull the herd.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, for some innocent target practice at December 14, 2017 11:22 PM (zCyNd)

483 Do hobos go to the dentist?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 11:23 PM (IqV8l)

484 Tampons were invented by a male gynecologist.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 11:21 PM (W4DyD)

Some engineer colleagues invented this, the iTampon.

http://cordis.europa.eu/project/rcn/196696_en.html

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, forgive me, for I named it at December 14, 2017 11:24 PM (zCyNd)

485 I stumbled across this cartoon from 1937. A short called "Swing Monkey Swing." Has music by Cab Calloway, Ted Lewis, and a rendition of "St. Louis Blues" by a pretty good Bessie Smith emulator (who may actually have passed on recently at the time it was made).

Hot jazz. I liked it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SBtjfadiyfk

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 14, 2017 11:25 PM (t5m5e)

486 Word is out about Eminem's new album, after he got all #woke an' sheeeit.

It's terrible.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2017 11:25 PM (6FqZa)

487 Miklos will be proud to know that my Salyut s - pride of Soviet production under Brezhnev - will be the one I take with me. Is good camera - weighs almost 10 pounds, has fiddly film magazine system, hit shutter release, hear 'bzzzz, slam!'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:27 PM (fA1SL)

488 /Gun thread

Col Lones Wigger Jr, retired from the Army Marksmanship Unit, two-time Olympic Gold Medalist with a couple of tours in Vietnam in between Olympics, died today, of cancer and complications. He was 80.

Wigs won more prizes, in more competitions, than any other athlete in history.

/Gun thread


Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 14, 2017 11:30 PM (H5rtT)

489 486: when was that wannabe relevant? 2001? smoking pile of crazed monkey shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2017 11:30 PM (KP5rU)

490 Miklos will be proud to know that my Salyut s - pride of Soviet production under Brezhnev - will be the one I take with me. Is good camera - weighs almost 10 pounds, has fiddly film magazine system, hit shutter release, hear 'bzzzz, slam!'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:27 PM (fA1SL)

Blunt instruments work. Good exercise.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, sportif at December 14, 2017 11:30 PM (zCyNd)

491
Speaking of gynecologists, there's a statue of one, Dr. Alexander Skene some damn where in the Northeast. Some university he was at or something. Originally from Scotland.

Skene's glands were named after him, of course. He didn't discover them, they were known, but he put 'em on the map or something.

The Great Pussy Doctor.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 14, 2017 11:32 PM (8O3HH)

492 487. Cont'd. As I say - is good camera. Hitch team of oxen and wind film advance/shutter cock. But NEVER try to change shutter speed without first you cock shutter, or you have expensive door-stop. And forget about 'metering' viewfinder or electronic devices to help the weak man that you are. Steel shutter curtain, clockwork-driven, made by Arsenal, because is good enough.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:33 PM (fA1SL)

493 Yep. The Soviets made everything, even toaster ovens like tanks.

Bread too.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, un-nostalgic at December 14, 2017 11:35 PM (zCyNd)

494 490. Heh....#2 daughter has a Lyubitel TLR. 'Focus is a theoretical concept,' she says. But she has captured some fine images.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:35 PM (fA1SL)

495 Show us some Skene, baby!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 11:35 PM (QCX64)

496 Skene's glands were named after him, of course. He didn't discover them, they were known, but he put 'em on the map or something.

If you could have a gland named after you...

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 14, 2017 11:36 PM (zCyNd)

497 Hot jazz. I liked it.



https://youtube.com/watch?v=SBtjfadiyfk

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 14, 2017 11:25 PM (t5m5e)

Animation from that era was way better than what they do now. And I wonder if that is where Hank Johnson got the idea about Guam tipping over?

Posted by: zombie Prince at December 14, 2017 11:37 PM (oPNmq)

498 Friends called him the Man From Gland.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 11:37 PM (QCX64)

499 >> If you could have a gland named after you...

Hell, somebody would probably name those anal glands on cats that will plug up and make a stink after me.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 14, 2017 11:38 PM (8O3HH)

500 Skene's Treasure Map For Booty?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2017 11:39 PM (6FqZa)

501 Dr Skene was a very outgoing fellow, although not everyone enjoyed his gland-handing

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 14, 2017 11:39 PM (zCyNd)

502 Pablo Picasso, never called an asshole

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 11:40 PM (PUmDY)

503 If you could have a gland named after you...

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 14, 2017 11:36 PM (zCyNd)

I know, right?

Posted by: Roid, Thai Ladyboy at December 14, 2017 11:40 PM (oPNmq)

504 493. Heh. In the Soviet union there were three main materials - steel, concrete, and potato starch. All products contained at least two.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:41 PM (fA1SL)

505 Found this in the comments of "free speech debate" article, think it sums up the sjws perfectly
"a handful of unelected self-appointed wanna-be-virtue-signaling-moral-superheroes who follow, often blindly, unawares, and un-learnedly, a biology-and-reality-denying ideology that has, devastatingly many times over, historically proven itself to be disastrously destructive to morality, to civil society, to human life!"

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 14, 2017 11:42 PM (dab45)

506 USSR also had aluminum-used for coins, indicating true value

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 14, 2017 11:42 PM (zCyNd)

507 502. Jonathan richman & the modern lovers!

Government Center
Roadrunner
Pablo Picasso
Dodge vegamatic

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:43 PM (fA1SL)

508 Posted by: Roid, Thai Ladyboy

THis my turf, bitch. Horde Yankee boys all mine. I cut you.

Posted by: Ladyboy Pul Mai Kok, Thai Enternainer at December 14, 2017 11:43 PM (8O3HH)

509 506. Well, laa-dee-dah! Didn't know we were talking about the upper crust.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:44 PM (fA1SL)

510 Dies the Government Center have Dancing Late at Night?

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 14, 2017 11:44 PM (zCyNd)

511 275 -- Deplorable Jay Guevara: Yes, I have met many of those alleged "super intelligent" liberal arts types myself. I majored in history, but quickly realized that a BA and $2 would buy me a cup of coffee. I have a friend who graduated from one of the Ivies with a major in history and a minor in anthropology. To this day, she just doesn't understand why she hasn't been given a $250k a year job with all sorts of bennies to sit at a big desk and think big thoughts.

Miklos's talent is important. I also know a few science people who couldn't explain what they do to save their souls. It takes people like Miklos or you to be the bridge between people like me and the science types.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at December 14, 2017 11:46 PM (Ba1id)

512 510. Holy Moses on a Moped! I never knew he did other work! Teh Horde knows all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:47 PM (fA1SL)

513 So is the Schwarz strong with the ONT?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 14, 2017 11:48 PM (wiubB)

514 Soviet bread could be quite good. Heavy, peasant style, to be sure, but good. Enjoyed it when I spent some months there long ago. And with the butter, which was real and fresh (there being no modern logistical system or much industrialized food production for such items), it was damn good.


Not a lot of other food that was memorable, but the bread was.


Jonathan Richman - Oh, New England. An odd classic.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 14, 2017 11:50 PM (QX0Xt)

515 No, it's dead, Jim, Anna.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 11:50 PM (QCX64)

516 505 Found this in the comments of "free speech debate" article, think it sums up the sjws perfectly
"a handful of unelected self-appointed wanna-be-virtue-signaling-moral-superheroes who follow, often blindly, unawares, and un-learnedly, a biology-and-reality-denying ideology that has, devastatingly many times over, historically proven itself to be disastrously destructive to morality, to civil society, to human life!"
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 14, 2017 11:42 PM (dab45)

Pretty much spot on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2017 11:52 PM (ZgKFD)

517 Got my cookbook today. At the back it says it was printed on the 12th in Lexington, Ky. I ordered it the 11th.

Is it self-aware?

Love it. Many thanks to all involved.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 14, 2017 11:52 PM (FPJNr)

518 Since Soviet materials were mentioned, I caught something on some tv show about bone records, which were bootleg rock n roll records made from discarded x rays. It's amazing the ingenuity of people seeking some freedom.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 14, 2017 11:52 PM (tMFgx)

519 513 So is the Schwarz strong with the ONT?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 14, 2017 11:48 PM (wiubB)

I have heard that some are going to see "The Search for More Money" that recently opened.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2017 11:53 PM (ZgKFD)

520 "Yogurt!"

"It's the tie-ins that make the money kids."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 14, 2017 11:56 PM (wiubB)

521 100 >>Is there an official name for mixing Royal Crown with Crown Royal?


Rotten Crotch's Crotch is Rotten.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 14, 2017 11:56 PM (FPJNr)

522 I have heard that some are going to see "The Search for More Money" that recently opened.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 14, 2017 11:53 PM (ZgKFD)

Is that the follow up to "The Search for Moore's Honeys"?

Posted by: G. Allred at December 14, 2017 11:57 PM (zCyNd)

523 People lining up at midnight to see yet another Star Wars movie vs. Pavlov's dogs. Discuss

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 14, 2017 11:57 PM (dab45)

524 523 People lining up at midnight to see yet another Star Wars movie vs. Pavlov's dogs. Discuss
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 14, 2017 11:57 PM (dab45)

Nostalgia is a hell of a drug

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 14, 2017 11:57 PM (xJa6I)

525 Miklos will be proud to know that my Salyut s - pride of Soviet production under Brezhnev - will be the one I take with me. Is good camera - weighs almost 10 pounds, has fiddly film magazine system, hit shutter release, hear 'bzzzz, slam!'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:27 PM (fA1SL)



You know it's a stout camera, when it features a hexagonal lens mount, and is stamped as having been made at the Tula Arsenal.

And provides a shoulder-bruising recoil when you trip the shutter.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2017 11:58 PM (QzJWU)

526 wet naps are probably called for

Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2017 11:58 PM (2K6fY)

527 Kids love the flame thrower.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 11:58 PM (IqV8l)

528 514. Buterbrod. Lard also works, with salt and dill, blin!

'I've seen old Israel's barren plain/ it's magnificent, but so's Maine/ o, New England! '

Too many memories.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 11:59 PM (fA1SL)

529 Pavlov's dogs have an excuse.

Drooling fans have none.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 14, 2017 11:59 PM (wiubB)

530 And provides a shoulder-bruising recoil when you trip the shutter.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2017 11:58 PM (QzJWU)

Some Soviet honeys became quite proficient at taking shots with those.

Posted by: Dr Ruth Miklosheimer at December 15, 2017 12:00 AM (zCyNd)

531
Since Soviet materials were mentioned, I caught something on some tv
show about bone records, which were bootleg rock n roll records made
from discarded x rays. It's amazing the ingenuity of people seeking some
freedom.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 14, 2017 11:52 PM (tMFgx)

Interesting! I found this on wiki:



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ribs_%28recordings%29

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2017 12:00 AM (oPNmq)

532 You know it's a stout camera, when it features a hexagonal lens mount, and is stamped as having been made at the Tula Arsenal.

I still have two Praktica cameras, but I failed to score the "fotosnaiper" lens with the forward hand-grip

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2017 12:01 AM (2K6fY)

533 Pavlov's dogs have an excuse.

Drooling fans have none.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 14, 2017 11:59 PM


Yeah, I don't get it either.

Posted by: george lucas at December 15, 2017 12:01 AM (qGuLD)

534 I bet she gives good helmet.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at December 15, 2017 12:02 AM (ZgKFD)

535 Decidedly, great stuff...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia65MI0QSfg

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 15, 2017 12:02 AM (PUmDY)

536 We ain't found shit!

Posted by: Random SpaceBall at December 15, 2017 12:02 AM (ZgKFD)

537 525. Yep. Ya hang weights on the tripod for anything slower than 1/250, just to ne safe. Gotta love it. Saving my kekels for a Moskva-5..... probably the best they ever amde.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 15, 2017 12:02 AM (fA1SL)

538 Interesting! I found this on wiki:



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ribs_%28recordings%29

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2017 12:00 AM (oPNmq)

The soundtrack of our honeymoon...

Posted by: Mr and Mrs Bernie Sanders at December 15, 2017 12:03 AM (zCyNd)

539 Just what we need- a Druish Princess!

Posted by: Lone Star at December 15, 2017 12:03 AM (ZgKFD)

540 532. Fedka.com if you're still in the market. Dude has one is good working condition.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 15, 2017 12:05 AM (fA1SL)

541 > Oddly, there was a dried-up Christmas tree left in our dumpster stall, on December 12th... Your guess is as good as mine.
Posted by: Johnny

Ah, des Canadians, eh?
Canadian Xmas!
Celebrated one month after de Canadian T'anksgiving, des second Monday in October, eh?



Posted by: Gagoun, de World Champion Moose Callier at December 15, 2017 12:06 AM (4Bhcd)

542 Palp that was exactly the line going through my head - now I'm struggling to remember the rest.


And let's not forget "Abominable Snowman in the Market", another classic.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2017 12:07 AM (QX0Xt)

543 I'm not seeing any recipes from Ace.

Is 'Prime Rib of Spit-Roasted Han Solo' not a thing?

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 15, 2017 12:07 AM (FPJNr)

544 USSR also had aluminum-used for coins, indicating true value
Posted by: Miklos
------

Stinking commies. We use zinc!

Posted by: US Treasury at December 15, 2017 12:11 AM (c/EDo)

545 Hi Gang! Just got home from the movie. Didja miss me? Have y'all been behaving yourselves?

Posted by: Weirddave at December 15, 2017 12:11 AM (Nyyc4)

546 For a digital SLR, I'm planning the purchase of a Nikon Df.

Controls format is basically straight up, early '90s Nikon FM analog dials, right where they're supposed to be.

All of the digital "magic buttons" are on the back, along with the video viewing screen.

But as far as the physicality of using the camera, all the "muscle memory" from many tens of thousands of frames shot through various FMs, FEs and F-2a bodies... everything falls into place.

Not a cheap camera. Uses the same sensor as Nikon's top-end pro DLSRs.

But, want.

https://tinyurl.com/y77sloqm



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2017 12:12 AM (QzJWU)

547 No.

What did you bring us?

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 15, 2017 12:12 AM (zCyNd)

548 They keep touching me.

Posted by: Ruprect at December 15, 2017 12:13 AM (kUotE)

549 Col Lones Wigger Jr, retired from the Army Marksmanship Unit, two-time Olympic Gold Medalist with a couple of tours in Vietnam in between Olympics, died today, of cancer and complications.

May his family be comforted. May his memory inspire.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 15, 2017 12:13 AM (AoK0a)

550 Am watching Star Trek The Animated Series episode "Yesteryear"

Spock is killed as a child and nothing else changes except the Andorian Thelin is Kirk's executive officer. With Abrams' universe, Kirk's father dies and the whole universe changed.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 12:14 AM (wiubB)

551 Oops, sock. Night WD and everyone else.

Posted by: Johnny at December 15, 2017 12:14 AM (kUotE)

552 Wait...you mean all of this time we've been unsupervised?!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2017 12:14 AM (9tO1t)

553 Word is out about Eminem's new album, after he got all #woke an' sheeeit.



It's terrible.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2017 11:25 PM (6FqZa)

That's a shame... I like Eminem and I like him profane and causing feminists vapors.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 15, 2017 12:15 AM (FTXAT)

554
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 14, 2017 11:52 PM (tMFgx)

Interesting! I found this on wiki:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ribs_%28recordings%29
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2017 12:00 AM (oPNmq)

There's some for sale on ebay, though I doubt the authenticity. The other part of that show that cracked me up was an interview with some Soviet era musician who got hauled into the police station for playing "Satisfaction" at a show.

He got out of trouble by telling them the reason Mick Jagger couldn't get satisfaction was that he was working class and the rich were keeping him down. And they bought that.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 15, 2017 12:19 AM (tMFgx)

555 Hottub Worthy ONT WD.......

Plus 1.......

Very Well Done.

Evenin Horde of Spectacular.....

Haven't had a chance to thoroughly peruse the Thread, but as always......The Horde Is Strong Here.

More to come....BUT, those Fuckin American Pickers are on.....if you know, then you know.

"Urmhh, like Crack Those Pickers Can Be....."

Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 15, 2017 12:20 AM (IlqBS)

556
$600 for a rusty gas station sign.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2017 12:23 AM (IqV8l)

557 Holy schnikies. In order to BREAK EVEN the film will need to make $800 million?!?! What. The. Fuck.

Posted by: Lone Star at December 15, 2017 12:25 AM (ZgKFD)

558 Off sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 15, 2017 12:25 AM (ZgKFD)

559 Well Lone Star, they will need to sell a lot of Porg plushies then.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 12:27 AM (wiubB)

560 Well, the movie was pretty good. Not great. I said the same thing I said after The Force Awakens, "I liked it better the first time I saw it". That one was just a rehash of A New Hope. This one was a mashup of ESB and ROTJ.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 15, 2017 12:30 AM (Nyyc4)

561 redbanzai: i remember when his Marshall Mathers LP first came out. they played 'The Real Slim Shady' at the club. The place went NUTS. i got the album right afterward and intermittently thought "holy shit this is hilarious" and "oh my god did he just say -"

Although I think the Clowns had the better of him on that feud.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 15, 2017 12:34 AM (6FqZa)

562 Who says motion pictures anymore?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 15, 2017 12:35 AM (PUmDY)

563 Mashup? Of the better parts?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 12:35 AM (wiubB)

564 I hope Last Jedi tanks but unfortunately the world is full of sheep, just waiting for the shagging i mean, shearing.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 15, 2017 12:37 AM (6FqZa)

565

If Disney asked nicely and gave me another truckload of cash, I could fix their movies for them. They'd be Special Editions with extra cool stuff and changes. Just saying...

Posted by: george lucas at December 15, 2017 12:38 AM (qGuLD)

566 Luke, "Rey I am your deadbeat father! Join me and we could bring peace to the universe."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 12:39 AM (wiubB)

567 Wait...you mean all of this time we've been unsupervised?!

When everybody's super, than nobody is super!

Posted by: Adriane the Superiority Critic ... at December 15, 2017 12:40 AM (AoK0a)

568
I hope Last Jedi tanks but unfortunately the world is full of sheep, just waiting for the shagging i mean, shearing.


I have a buddy who likes the franchise, always wants to go on opening night. A bunch of us go out for drinks and a movie. It's about the only time I go to movies in the theater.

I cracked up the entire theater at The Force Awakens when Leia sends Jimmy Smits to Alderan. "Yeah, THAT'LL be a safe place" I said loudly.

Hey, I thought it was funny. So did the SW geeks in the audience.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 15, 2017 12:44 AM (Nyyc4)

569 Eminem's new album....

LOL: rap/hiphop/urban/WTCIT got old right after NWA went mainstream, and they all sold out.

i still have some NWA cassettes that i souvenired from repos back in the day, BEFORE they got a record deal.

got shot at to the same tunes too, more than once.

the late 80's were interesting, to say the least.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 15, 2017 12:45 AM (i6uJ1)

570 entire theater at The Force Awakens when Leia sends Jimmy Smits to Alderan. "Yeah, THAT'LL be a safe place" I said loudly.

You mean Rogue One I assume. If it was the Force Awakens, Smits would have been floating around in the middle of an asteroid field

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 15, 2017 12:46 AM (6FqZa)

571 "One of rigor's purposes is, to put it bluntly, a thinly veiled assertion of white male (hetero)sexuality," she writes, explaining that rigor "has a historical lineage of being about hardness, stiffness, and erectness; its sexual connotations -- and links to masculinity in particular -- are undeniable."

========

For a lesbian, she certainly seems to have unusual preoccupations. And the writing is iffy. The "purpose" of the term "rigor" is to assert that white male heterosexuality exists?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 15, 2017 12:49 AM (/qEW2)

572 Bael Organa was toasty in "New Hope"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 15, 2017 12:49 AM (wiubB)

573 Jwb and Mrs jwb......are you in Louisville?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 15, 2017 12:50 AM (mMeIQ)

574 We just had our little company Christmas party at 740 Front

Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 15, 2017 12:54 AM (mMeIQ)

575 You mean Rogue One I assume

Yea, I guess that was it. *shrug*.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 15, 2017 12:57 AM (Nyyc4)

576 War.....(A Real WAR is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HORRENDOUS)....

That sorta War will eventually come to Our times. No Way around it.

The Pam Geller post is, sadly, just another example of the trend.
Un-fuckin-fortunately, that Trend only leads to Conflict.

Universal Hardwired Human Instincts can only take so much, "Progressive Reform/atting" only goes so far before PEOPLE... Rebel.

When they final do.....reason/logic will be in the backseat to emotion.....

(Terrifying Example, remember the "drone WMD video by that Prof"....that'll be just the Tip of the Nightmare.......)

On a Day to Day basis, We Live in a Modern Utopia for the most part.......(if you disagree, simply Imagine Living Under Boko Haram's Rule)......We are Blessed and Incredibly Fortunate....(As are MOST of those in Modern Civilized Countries).....

Yet, the clock is ticking. Nothing y'all don't know in your hearts. A Reckonin is on The Horizon if this shit continues.....

Hope for the Best and Prepare for the Worst, etc.......

Being Honest,....I pray I don't Live To See It. I feel like a Coward every time I think that......An I redouble my efforts to prepare MINE for such an Eventuality when I do......YET, the Destruction of Everything I've Ever Known isn't something I ever want to see, yet I fear it's on the table.

7 Billion Plus folks on Earth......How many of em feel the weight of the world on their shoulders? A FuckTon more than most think would be My guess.......Hope they can stay strong.

Anyways,

The Horde of Atlas never gives in.


Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 15, 2017 01:03 AM (IlqBS)

577 >> For a lesbian

This woman, a man-hating lesbian?

https://engineering.purdue.edu/ENE/People/profile?
resource_id=171338

[remove space and line feed and make it one string]

Nah, couldn't be.

>> she certainly seems to have unusual
>> preoccupations

Penis envy. Even for the real haters.

I've read some interesting descriptions of women getting a kick out of using the strapon. The feel the sense of power. For the man-haters, they hate themselves for this, and don't want to admit it even to themselves.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 15, 2017 01:04 AM (8O3HH)

578 Regarding the Keyton kid. I must have been famous in a previous life, because I've always wanted to NOT be famous. Seriously. I've always been grateful to be able to go to a drive-in movie and not get recognized. (That tells you how far back this feeling went!)

Somehow I knew instinctively about the mob. And I definitely wanted to be left alone.

I figure the Keaton kid will now hate everybody he hated before twice as much, and will also hate pretty much everybody while he's at it.

Being famous is bad enough. Being famous when you are a kid - for something that half the people are going to attack you for - has got to totally mess up your whole life view.

Posted by: Alana at December 15, 2017 01:15 AM (o3d0j)

579 53 40. This one by them always does that for me:

I'm partial to these two:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVhIzDT8HTw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU

Posted by: bill-o at December 15, 2017 01:17 AM (b7p1b)

580 Yep. The Soviets made everything, even toaster ovens like tanks.



Bread too.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, un-nostalgic at December 14, 2017 11:35 PM (zCyNd)

==========================
The Soviet manufacturing system was centrally planned. Every factory and plant had an annual allocation of materials for building/fabricating products. If, for some reason , a factory did not build its quota for the year and there were surplus materials sitting in the warehouse, the next year's allocation was cut by that amount. That's one reason Soviet consumer refrigerators weighed 750 pounds. Use it up. Use it all up, Comrade.

Posted by: mrp at December 15, 2017 01:18 AM (Pqytn)

581 79 66 Can't go wrong with Talking Heads.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

Ever heard the album they did without David Byrne, as just "The Heads"? I thought it was interesting, but I get the feeling most people wouldn't like it.

YEAH kinda like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdN27HzoyO4

Posted by: bill-o at December 15, 2017 01:20 AM (b7p1b)

582 For anyone wondering about the movie tonight, Gandolf went White, Harry isn't the last wizard, and Spock said something communist..

Really tho, BEST opening scene EVAH! lmao!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 01:23 AM (RErNf)

583 "I'm the only African American woman who sits at the
table with the 30 assistants to the president and we all had to adjust
to his militaristic style."

_Omarosa Manigault Newman





President Trump is a bad, bad man.

Posted by: gNewt at December 14, 2017 10:48 PM (UOJYi)

===================================
30 to 1. That's a LOT of mansplaining. I hope there's a safe place for such delicate flowers.

Posted by: mrp at December 15, 2017 01:25 AM (Pqytn)

584 OK,

Got that Morose Shit outta My system........thanks for the tolerance Horde of Patience....

JJ Watt.......SWEETNESS is screamin for JJ to win the NFL's Walter Payton Man of the Year Award this year.....

Houston Hurricane Relief, ( that alone is Gold) And then he does the Deployed Shoe Deal.......

It's like this......."The Extraordinary Becomes Ordinary".......THE RARE Celebrity like Mr. Watt, consistently does THE RIGHT FUCKIN THING.....and by doing so, that act "becomes Normal/Expected" ...

John and Connie Watt deservedly Should Be PROUD.....they've raise Their Boys RIGHT.

Hottub Worthy to the Nth.....

P.S. JJ is EXCEPTIONALLY Gracious......I met him at the Texans training camp here in The Kingdom this year......Class Act.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 15, 2017 01:26 AM (IlqBS)

585 560 Well, the movie was pretty good. Not great. I said the same thing I said after The Force Awakens, "I liked it better the first time I saw it". That one was just a rehash of A New Hope. This one was a mashup of ESB and ROTJ.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 15, 2017 12:30 AM


I agree mostly with TFA, but that's JJ's thing (Memberberrys)

But TLJ didn't have the kind of mirrors TFA had. It was fun, and possibly my new 3rd fave behind ESB, ANH!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 01:26 AM (RErNf)

586 Oh, and Laura Dern was a bitch and a half (as usual)

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 01:27 AM (RErNf)

587 P.S. JJ is EXCEPTIONALLY Gracious......I met him at the Texans training camp here in The Kingdom this year......Class Act.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 15, 2017 01:26 AM

I'd like Travis Fredrick to win, just because 'Boys, but, JJ certainly deserves it for sidebar related more.

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 01:28 AM (RErNf)

588
P.S. JJ is EXCEPTIONALLY Gracious......I met him at the Texans training camp here in The Kingdom this year......Class Act.


Posted by: Hillbillyking at December 15, 2017 01:26 AM (IlqBS)




And he makes dozens and dozens of hospital visits to sick and injured kids in their hospitals, every year.

Does so under the media radar, too. No cameras, except for the cel phones wielded by stunned parents and nurses alike.

These are not "Press Release" photo ops.

He just finds out where the kids in need are, and simply shows up. And is usually gone, long before the media has the first clue that he was there.

Houston has another such guy who's a local institution of GOOD.

"Mattress Mac", owner of Gallery Furniture. How big is Gallery? He's three stores now. But even when he was but ONE individual store... that ONE store rated in the Top 20 of all American furniture CHAIN retailers.

Dude kicks some marketing ass.

During Hurricane Harvey, he opened his warehouses, laid out the mattresses, and told folks; "here, come in out of the storm, rest and find shelter."

Thousands, did.

The Greater Houston area is does NOT suffer suckage insofar as a neighborly place to live.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2017 01:36 AM (QzJWU)

589 My znoozer beckons.


Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2017 01:46 AM (QzJWU)

590 Hi ont, just drinking beer and listening to Christmas music

Posted by: lousagirl at December 15, 2017 01:48 AM (PmCoA)

591 That poor kid got thrown into the media woodchipper, God Bless him, seriously who is gonna put a stop to the abuse being thrown at him because his Mom is problematic and the media fucking sucks!!

Posted by: lousagirl at December 15, 2017 01:50 AM (PmCoA)

592 9 Arrrrrrgh. I am in a really shit mood for no particular reason. Hate it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 09:15 PM (NWiLs)


I was in good spirits today, but finally had a chance to survey news tonight. What a mistake. Spirits bottomed out and now just grieved at the world.

Maybe avoid news for a few days and see what happens? I'm thinking I might....even though it goes against my grain to be oblivious about stuff.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 15, 2017 01:56 AM (iMDvh)

593 And just who does eric holder think he is??
ummmm President Trump doesn't have to listen to you asshole!!

Posted by: lousagirl at December 15, 2017 01:56 AM (PmCoA)

594 No man, don't be sad, or despaired, God has this

Posted by: lousagirl at December 15, 2017 01:58 AM (PmCoA)

595 Shit, picked the wrong night to ont, haha everyone has to work tomorrow, oh well, Love y'all!

Posted by: lousagirl at December 15, 2017 02:00 AM (PmCoA)

596 I'm in good spirits, or a bottle of Val-U-Rite vodka.

Liked the film.

Watchin Oswald (JFK) uncovered finale.

Kid's gettin railroaded again tho. Someone's got to stand up and say "Its OK to like the Battle Flag! It's the GOVERNMENT flag that should be problematic!" (which is funny because G.I. Joe's version of R.E.Lee had the battle flag before outrage, so they gave him the gov one lol dopes)

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 02:01 AM (RErNf)

597 God has it ultimately, but it doesn't prevent human suffering.

That poor little boy, whose own fatther pointed a gun at him when he was dealing with the tumor he had, and filled his head with hate, now has even more abuse to deal with...beyond bullying.

The sins of the father are being held against the son. I'm not on twitter, but I hope he is still getting some support. This kid has been dealt a horrid hand with parents, and illness & bullying. And now it seems he is a lightening rod for people's hate. smh

I was going to be a child advocate for children in the court system. Realized I couldn't do it. I would not want to send any of the kids back to their families. I'd end up in a big shoe with a ton of children, like in the nursery rhyme.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 15, 2017 02:05 AM (iMDvh)

598 Well, I don't have to work tomorrow, but I am sleepy, so I am going to go to bed. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2017 02:07 AM (oPNmq)

599 On a super cool note, hubby and I got home from dart league, and my babies were beyond excited that Nanni had wrapped presents and put them under the tree,
Of special note, my three year old grandson was so excited, he wanted to open the presents, I told him he had to wait and he was beyond precious.
God is good, he gave me my babies, and my Christmas spirit is beyond!

Posted by: lousagirl at December 15, 2017 02:11 AM (PmCoA)

600 Aww Professor, what a sweetheart!
Night Alberta, sweet dreams and a Blessed tomorrow!!

Posted by: lousagirl at December 15, 2017 02:13 AM (PmCoA)

601 Dart league, like bowling? Sounds cool! Tho, I'm fair to middlin at both lol.

Same with 3yr old!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 02:14 AM (RErNf)

602 Yeah Jarvis, it is like bowling, but no handicaps and we are the worst team, haha

Posted by: lousagirl at December 15, 2017 02:15 AM (PmCoA)

603 Glad I came on late and every one is going to sleep so I can't bum anyone out.

Went to read the Broadband link.

I see this article:

"A five-year inquiry into sexual abuse in Australia has released its final report, saying institutions had "seriously failed" to protect children.
The royal commission, Australia's highest form of public inquiry, heard more than 8,000 testimonies from victims of abuse.
The accusations covered churches, schools and sports clubs over decades."

Geez, if Bonhoeffer is right and the mark of a civilization is how it treats its children, we have been screwing up around the world. Good thing I'm not God. At this point I'd send another flood.

Oh, I am so Debbie Downer! So sorry! Maybe I should just do Christmas stuff until 2018. Stay away from here. I don't want to harsh people's mellow.

Sonobi peace.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 15, 2017 02:17 AM (iMDvh)

604 My handicap is myself! lol

I remember an old Peanuts where Charlie Brown said something like "My dad bowls like Arnold Palmer and golfs like (some famous bowler)" lol

That's me.. Tho, I did pick up a 7-10 split once, and of course the gal I was trying to impress, left for another pitcher of beer and missed it! Typical for me tho lmao.

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 02:19 AM (RErNf)

605 On a super cool note, hubby and I got home from dart league, and my babies were beyond excited that Nanni had wrapped presents and put them under the tree,
Of special note, my three year old grandson was so excited, he wanted to open the presents, I told him he had to wait and he was beyond precious.
God is good, he gave me my babies, and my Christmas spirit is beyond!
Posted by: lousagirl at December 15, 2017 02:11 AM (PmCoA)


That is awesome and lovely! I think I best stick to the Christmas Spirit and stay away from the yuck...or not leave it until end of day. Probably bad timing on my part isn't helping.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 15, 2017 02:21 AM (iMDvh)

606 461 Abby, where did he get this new wife? Ive been thinking of trading mine in. Been on the fritz for months now.

Many gracias.

Posted by: socalcon at December 15, 2017 02:22 AM (WAnre)

607 PCGG.. damn, that is depressing.. but, hopefully it's not the norm at all. Even if a fraction of a fraction, its too many, and the best part is its exposed now and not after multiple times more happen.

Feck

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 02:26 AM (RErNf)

608 Lousagirl, that's great Christmas spirit right there! Funny Grandparent story:

O.D.Dad's folks took our boys to see Santa while we shopped once, years ago. They kept them out as late as they could and came home to find that our dog had gotten bored and ripped open a bunch of presents (that had been sent from my family) under the tree.

One Grandparent kept the boys outside while the other scurried to hide the gifts. They were so worried about them seeing them before Christmas morning.

We came home to them with folded arms, suggesting our dog had no manners.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 15, 2017 02:26 AM (GzDYP)

609 603 Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla


~~~
The sexual revolution of the 60s and the Me generation raise their ugly heads.

Posted by: socalcon at December 15, 2017 02:27 AM (WAnre)

610 142 Alarming note: This is not some squishy humanities professor, this is an engineering professor. That's right, that's coming from the 'E' in STEM, oh boy.

Donna Riley calls for doing away with the notion of academic rigor entirely, suggesting that higher education pursue "other ways of knowing" in order to "build a community for inclusive and holistic engineering education."

A chick engineering professor. Professor of Dildo Technology or something? Affirmative action hire? What?

From time to time I'll see ads on my FB page from Boeing, whining that only 13% of their engineers are women, and we need to "change that".

There is a deep-seated obsession in some quarters in this country that we need more women in STEM fields. To which I am not opposed...that is, if women WANT to of their own freewill...and if they don't want to of their own freewill, no biggie, so long as freewill attaches.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 15, 2017 02:27 AM (3Q7KH)

611 Professor & Jarvis, you have hearts! That's good stuff!
I read news and comments , sad stuff, but I'm so Christmas spirit this year, I choose happiness and I am going to enjoy the reason for the season

Posted by: lousagirl at December 15, 2017 02:28 AM (PmCoA)

612 610 Singing RUSH now.

*I will choose, FREEWILL!

(I know it's not about this, but, the old RUSH would approve)

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 02:29 AM (RErNf)

613 Thanks lousagirl.

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 02:32 AM (RErNf)

614 Posted by: Weirddave at December 15, 2017 12:11 AM (Nyyc4)


I read pretty good reviews on the movie compared to other prior ones. Maybe new director helped. Also *SPOILER ALERT* was Yoda in it? I Heard that. Also a reviewer said there was the ultimate Laser Fight...topping all other prior in the franchise. If you are awake weird dave, what say you?

(Felt the need to say something better than the downer posts. Feel kinda guilty.)

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 15, 2017 02:33 AM (iMDvh)

615 Old Dominion, haha Love that.
Oh gosh, I'll be home for Christmas playing, makes me really miss my folks!
They made my all my Christmas days so special!

Posted by: lousagirl at December 15, 2017 02:34 AM (PmCoA)

616 Do you want spoilers?

I saw it.. But don't want to spoil others doing so..

I said some above..

Gandolf Fell with the Balrog

Spock said some Commie crap...

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 02:35 AM (RErNf)

617 God Bless Jarvis, sending you much Love and a super hug!

Posted by: lousagirl at December 15, 2017 02:36 AM (PmCoA)

618 Professor & Jarvis, you have hearts! That's good stuff!
I read news and comments , sad stuff, but I'm so Christmas spirit this year, I choose happiness and I am going to enjoy the reason for the season
Posted by: lousagirl at December 15, 2017 02:28 AM (PmCoA)


Thanks...you are a good counter balance tonight louisagirl. Glad I came here. I will focus on that light in the darkness.
:-)

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 15, 2017 02:36 AM (iMDvh)

619 PCGG, I will say I didn't like some of the CGI, a lil off..

Some characters were played by dead people, if that helps. (and a guy that's alive didn't play his char, just got "Consultant" credit which pissed me off, tho, he'd only been able to play him sitting, like he did previously)

It was pretty good tho. As above, prob my new #3 behind ESB and ANH!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 02:39 AM (RErNf)

620 Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 15, 2017 02:33 AM (iMDvh)

Some things are absolutely horrible. This is true. And you feel helpless.

You can vent here. And bring awareness. That's something.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 15, 2017 02:39 AM (GzDYP)

621 Oh, and General Hux, rimes with Putz, probably on purpose!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 02:45 AM (RErNf)

622 You already do professor , sending you such a hug

Posted by: lousagirl at December 15, 2017 02:45 AM (PmCoA)

623 And the Porg's are NOT the new Ewoks, mostly. (and no where near Jar Jar either)

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 02:46 AM (RErNf)

624 Ok you beautiful people, I'm gonna go smoke a still legal cig and Thank my Lord that professor and Jarvis were on the ont tonite so I had some lovely friends to talk to!
Merry Christmas!

Posted by: lousagirl at December 15, 2017 02:48 AM (PmCoA)

625 PCGG.. damn, that is depressing.. but, hopefully it's not the norm at all. Even if a fraction of a fraction, its too many, and the best part is its exposed now and not after multiple times more happen.

Feck
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 02:26 AM (RErNf)


Yes. Another good thing. I know stuff went on in 50s too, but it was hushed up. So it is coming into the open and no longer being shoved into the dark corners...and that will hopefully prevent the large scale future abuse. We had the illusion of child safety, not the reality. Same in Catholic Church.

Unfortunately, it feels one step forward and two back. With the Islam full scale child abuse & rape normalization & FGM, UN troops sexually using children in 3rd world countries, and sex trafficking. But maybe that too was just hidden before.

But unburdening it tonight helps. The continuing unmasking of sexual crap abuse in Hollywood & Journalism doesn't help probably. That's a constant drumbeat!

Thanks jarvis & louisagirl. I was fortunate you were both here tonight. A sorrow shared is halved...or something. :-)

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 15, 2017 02:49 AM (iMDvh)

626 612 610 Singing RUSH now.

*I will choose, FREEWILL!

(I know it's not about this, but, the old RUSH would approve)
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 02:29 AM (RErNf)

As a hardcore Rush fan, I thoroughly approve. In fact, I can't type "freewill" without the song popping into my head.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 15, 2017 02:49 AM (3Q7KH)

627 John McCain is not expected to last thru the week, according to ones that I know that know.

Posted by: navybrat at December 15, 2017 02:50 AM (w7KSn)

628 Merry Christmas to you too louisagirl. You were a light tonight. Christmas starlight. :-)

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 15, 2017 02:51 AM (iMDvh)

629 A special note, my sweet old dog is running in his sleep, My cup runneth over, night all you Beautifuls!

Posted by: lousagirl at December 15, 2017 02:52 AM (PmCoA)

630 Why is the shrimp tempura talking...

Posted by: The Tempura Hat at December 15, 2017 02:52 AM (itfg0)

631 Some characters were played by dead people



Zombies? It was a Walking Dead crossover?!

Kidding. Omg! I was able to make a bad joke and laugh. You guys rock! Best Rum Toddies ever.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 15, 2017 02:52 AM (iMDvh)

632 Prof: Academic rigor reinforces 'power and privilege'

Alarming note: This is not some squishy humanities professor, this is an engineering professor.


There's a reason all the great math jokes start out with, "There was a Mathematician, a Physicist and an Engineer ..."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 15, 2017 02:54 AM (8gDQu)

633 As a hardcore Rush fan, I thoroughly approve. In fact, I can't type "freewill" without the song popping into my head.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 15, 2017 02:49 AM

They are tied for first of concerts seen for me and my 2nd favorite band overall. Tho, I stopped getting new albums after Roll The Bones, because they just strayed a bit too far from what I really liked. Geddy addressed that in a radio interview and basically said they didn't care about their fans, they wanted to make music THEY liked.. ok fine, I'll remember the good times lol.

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 02:54 AM (RErNf)

634 my sweet old dog is running in his sleep


lol
Love when dogs do that. He's chases Santa for his presents. Christmas spirit all over your house it seems.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 15, 2017 02:55 AM (iMDvh)

635 Hope he caught it lousagirl! My guys just howled along with the My Pillow song.

They're weird.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 15, 2017 02:55 AM (GzDYP)

636 John McCain is not expected to last thru the week, according to ones that I know that know.
Posted by: navybrat at December 15, 2017 02:50 AM

Who did he sexually assault!? Ghramnisty?? Thought he'd encourage that tho... hmmm

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 02:56 AM (RErNf)

637 Some characters were played by dead people



Zombies? It was a Walking Dead crossover?!

Kidding. Omg! I was able to make a bad joke and laugh. You guys rock! Best Rum Toddies ever.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 15, 2017 02:52 AM

Lol, glad to help, and yes, kinda, sorta... especially when we all know Carrie didn't make it thru shooting.. but, there is another...

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 02:57 AM (RErNf)

638 511 275 -- Deplorable Jay Guevara: Yes, I have met many of those alleged "super intelligent" liberal arts types myself. I majored in history, but quickly realized that a BA and $2 would buy me a cup of coffee. I have a friend who graduated from one of the Ivies with a major in history and a minor in anthropology. To this day, she just doesn't understand why she hasn't been given a $250k a year job with all sorts of bennies to sit at a big desk and think big thoughts.

Miklos's talent is important. I also know a few science people who couldn't explain what they do to save their souls. It takes people like Miklos or you to be the bridge between people like me and the science types.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at December 14, 2017 11:46 PM (Ba1id)

We all have our role. My problem is that, though I get into science to a great degree (I was looking forward to this past August's eclipse since I was 15, for example - never mind how many decades have passed since I was 15), I've never gotten the hang of math. Above all, with the reflection and wisdom that comes with age, I can tell you that it boils down to not really having good guides through the world of math, and most important, my impatience. Pounding out pages and pages of numbers and equations was never my cup of tea no matter how important I conceded it was. I have always been far more comfortable with words and language, which explains my BA and MA in history. (I, as well, have run into many, many liberal arts types who thought highly of themselves and couldn't understand why the world does not appreciate their talents.) I will say this, though: I've known many STEM types who look at me and swear up and down that they couldn't do what I do (such as lock myself away in an archive someplace and conduct massive research); but simultaneously, I am looking at them as if they are the Almighty. I squeaked past College Algebra, for crying out loud.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 15, 2017 03:00 AM (3Q7KH)

639 my sweet old dog is running in his sleep


lol
Love when dogs do that. He's chases Santa for his presents. Christmas spirit all over your house it seems.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 15, 2017 02:55 AM


My long departed Teacup poodle did that once, knocked a LARGE telephone book off the couch and it hit with a BOOM!!

She came too a bit and ran straight across the room, into the wall!! As I was about to see if she was alright, she acted like it was all planned and shrugged it off, kinda looking around to see if anyone else noticed, I swear! lol.. I was laughing too hard tho, and she just jumped back on the couch and went back to sleep!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 03:00 AM (RErNf)

640 We came home to them with folded arms, suggesting our dog had no manners.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 15, 2017 02:26 AM (GzDYP)


Good Christmas story. Sometimes the ones that go a little lop-sided like that are the best ones for future chuckles. Thinking of one myself....for another time. Can't believe the late hour!

You Night Owl Elves rock! ;-)

Sweet Dreams of Sugar Plums & Star War Heros.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 15, 2017 03:02 AM (iMDvh)

641 Sweet Dreams of Sugar Plums & Star War Heros.

Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 15, 2017 03:02 AM

Of which, there were many this time round..

Night man!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 03:04 AM (RErNf)

642 633 As a hardcore Rush fan, I thoroughly approve. In fact, I can't type "freewill" without the song popping into my head.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 15, 2017 02:49 AM

They are tied for first of concerts seen for me and my 2nd favorite band overall. Tho, I stopped getting new albums after Roll The Bones, because they just strayed a bit too far from what I really liked. Geddy addressed that in a radio interview and basically said they didn't care about their fans, they wanted to make music THEY liked.. ok fine, I'll remember the good times lol.
Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 02:54 AM (RErNf)

I never minded their newer material, and there is something to be said for a band that just goes out, follows their hearts, and consequences be damned. (I knew Rush fans who stopped getting new albums after Hemispheres.)

I consider myself lucky to have seen them 8 times. If you pointed a gun at my head I'd say Signals is my favorite album. I don't really have a favorite band, but Rush is definitely way up there on my list, along with Dream Theater.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 15, 2017 03:04 AM (3Q7KH)

643 I swear they wrote Subdivisions about my hometown lol

And people tell me to check out Dream Theater, but I need to know what to break in on..

My friend introduced me to RUSH in like 83 or so. (I knew RADIO RUSH: Tom Sawyer and Spirit/Radio, but not REAL RUSH lol.. he said "Oh, you play bass?? Listen to this!" And played YYZ on his walkman headphones..

I said "I PLAYED BASS!!! not anymore, geeze!!" (then I listened to Micheal Anthony some more and decided I could be ok at it lol)

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 03:09 AM (RErNf)

644 Oh and my fave album is 2112, hands down, tho, Hemispheres is a constant in my head with all the politics mirroring it today lol

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 03:11 AM (RErNf)

645 I even had a Black Beauty Ricky that I lost to a $250 pawn I didnt pay... Shit's worth about $1600 now..

Feck

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 03:14 AM (RErNf)

646 STAR WARS

If anybody's still around, here's my not-real-spoilerly commentary (maybe a smidge in #4).

1) Happy to report I didn't actually have to pay to see it. Not that's it's so terrible - just that it's really just kind of the same old stuff, and so I would've waited until it showed up on cable or something if it were otherwise.

2) It's didn't seem like quite the blatant re-hash as the last one. So it seemed like there was something resembling some originality in the story, plus there were a number of funny moments. There was the usual people & things fighting with the the other usual people and things, and stuff blowing up, so the fans will like it just fine.

3) On the whole, a lot of things in the plot just didn't make sense - and really the whole plot didn't make any sense either. On the whole, the whole thing is kind of a downer, and the big dramatic moment is something of a scam. The fans won't be as "wowed" as when the original ones came out, but won't really care.

4) Maybe I heard about this ahead of time - this one's PC messaging. It seems like practically all the bad guys are older, white men, while practically all the resistance is minorities and women. The resistance leadership, in particular, is dominated by women. The resistance's most loyal and badass warrior, constantly accomplishing unbelievable things and risking his life - a white man - is not only dismissed as a reckless, but actually demoted, and left out of the loop. The only heroic white male figure is Luke - who is kind of an idiot, a quitter filled self-doubt and self-loathing. Even the black guy is basically neutered, when a woman "saves" him from sacrificing his life to save the cause. In the resistance, the women Always Know Best.

Posted by: Optimizer at December 15, 2017 03:16 AM (EnK/R)

647 Posted by: Optimizer at December 15, 2017 03:16 AM (EnK/R)

... but they haven't quite written Trump into it, yet ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 15, 2017 03:20 AM (8gDQu)

648 Been up well over la hour, still have this cold and felt like someone planted a fist under my sternum. Sitting up its feeling better but soon time to get up.

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2017 03:22 AM (aC6Sd)

649 The Mossad and their twitter page rock...They are on constant slay mode. Happy Hanukah!

Posted by: Lauren at December 15, 2017 03:24 AM (sfTG+)

650 Um, I didn't see it that way..

#2 I agree with first part, 2nd part, IT'S STAR WARS, who did you expect? lol

#3 made perfect sense to me, but I'm a long time fan and read lots of the EU books, so some of the stuff works.. just think, how did Vader choke Piett from across the galaxy??

Poe isnt white as they'd like.

Yes, Finn, but, its for a recurring theme, so I give that a pass.. In fact, I thought the shadow would be the Falcon lol "YAHOOO KID!!!"

Again, I liked it, prob my new #3 behind ESB and ANH

Resistance was a lil too much woman centered, but, maybe that had to do with all the men getting killed doing their jobs like Poe did early on lol..

#4 what? Old white guys? where? Kylo is young as they come as far as baddys, and Hux (rimes with putz) is maybe 35??

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 03:25 AM (RErNf)

651 There was the usual people & things fighting with the the other usual people and things, and stuff blowing up, so the fans will like it just fine.

---

Was there yet another Death Star?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 15, 2017 03:26 AM (fsZof)

652 Oh totally forgot its the 3rd day of Hannakah

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2017 03:27 AM (aC6Sd)

653 Was there yet another Death Star?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 15, 2017 03:26

Kinda... but not really..

And Han did shoot first, even in the old version Greedo gets one off as he dies.

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 03:28 AM (RErNf)

654 I should get moving, work can start as soon as I get there, but really could nap out a few hours.

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2017 03:34 AM (aC6Sd)

655 Nap on the clock, its how congress does its work when its not molesting!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 03:35 AM (RErNf)

656 638 ... I will say this, though: I've known many STEM types who look at me and swear up and down that they couldn't do what I do (such as lock myself away in an archive someplace and conduct massive research); but simultaneously, I am looking at them as if they are the Almighty. I squeaked past College Algebra, for crying out loud.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 15, 2017 03:00 AM (3Q7KH)


At the risk of sounding immodest, you remind me of how unusual I am (which explains a lot of problems I run into). Sometimes refer to myself as a "mathematical one-percenter", and the college I went to didn't have a course called "College Algebra" (Calculus being the first semester Freshman math course).

Yet, I do a ton of genealogy, and can EASILY imagine spending all day doing research in an archive. It's all just methodically processing information - I don't see it's much different. That being said, the practical value in higher math (like calculus) is often in the understanding of basic concepts, rather than the nuts-and-bolts execution of them.

Having tutored my daughter through a 4 year degree in recent years, I've also come to realize something about an engineering degree that I never really realized before. Engineering isn't just a subject that many find hard, because of the math. It's also 5+ years of schooling crammed into a 4-year degree.

Posted by: Optimizer at December 15, 2017 03:38 AM (EnK/R)

657 Skip, you might need antibiotics. Maybe visit an urgent care place?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 15, 2017 03:39 AM (GzDYP)

658 And Han did shoot first, even in the old version Greedo gets one off as he dies.

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 03:28 AM (RErNf)

---

We clearly have an internet disagreement, but I can only offer video proof and the original script to offer that in the old version Han murders the sh*t out of Greedo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKxOEUhRMt0&t=0m30s

Which is good. It's what Han's character needs to be.
And why Han's "sorry about the mess" comment makes sense.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 15, 2017 03:50 AM (fsZof)

659 Which is good. It's what Han's character needs to be.
And why Han's "sorry about the mess" comment makes sense.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 15, 2017

Yes, script.. First script also had Luke as a gal and Stormtroopers with laser swords lol

I agree Han needed to be cold. But Greedo pulling the trigger as he was shot doesn't take away from that.. Greedo shooting first, and Han rubbernecking out of the way DOES. So , we don't have much of an argument, either way.

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 03:54 AM (RErNf)

660 BTW, saw a One-Sheet: SOLO May 25

!!!!

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 03:57 AM (RErNf)

661 SPOILER ALERT...

650 Um, I didn't see it that way..

Resistance was a lil too much woman centered, but, maybe that had to do with all the men getting killed doing their jobs like Poe did early on lol..

#4 what? Old white guys? where? Kylo is young as they come as far as baddys, and Hux (rimes with putz) is maybe 35??

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 03:25 AM (RErNf)


The more I think about it, the more ridiculous it was. The badass pilot takes on the whole goddamn Empire fleet, basically by HIMSELF, basically succeeds, and whole episode is exists to put him down as a LIABILITY. Because the bombers were so ridulous that when something exploded near it, the whole thing went skabloo-ey, and then the ones NEXT to it blow up from THAT explosion? Absurd!

Then he has that daring and elaborate plan (that always works in a Star Wars movie), but then it turns out that that there really WAS some sort of plan and they simply shut him out and didn't even tell him about it.

The General chick saves the day (OK, maybe the hour) by crashing into the bad guys, but when the guy does it to the weapon aimed at the door, well we can't have that, the asian gal stops him - so the door is penetrated - but it's OK because Luke miraculously shows up? So when then women sacrifice themselves, it's heroic - when the men do it, it's just stupid and the women have to stop them. Not really the Star Wars of old.

And Kylo's the only young guy there, and a special case, obviously, not counting Storm Trooper flunkies.

Posted by: Optimizer at December 15, 2017 03:58 AM (EnK/R)

662 That one was just a rehash of A New Hope. This one was a mashup of ESB and ROTJ.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 15, 2017 12:30 AM (Nyyc4)


It's like poetry; it rhymes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 15, 2017 04:00 AM (rnAwa)

663 It's funny to read the comments at the youtube video where it's pointed out that Han had a tendency to begin shooting first. Door opens in the cloud city and Vader is hanging out, not saying a word, possibly there to negotiate terms of a peace treaty...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxdLYWnSzpI&t=2m25s

Han starts shooting at him the moment he sees him.

Man those movies were good.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 15, 2017 04:01 AM (fsZof)

664 Couple more minutes and I would have been back asleep.
Its getting better, just wish I knew to sit up a few minutes hours ago.

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2017 04:05 AM (aC6Sd)

665 At the risk of sounding immodest, you remind me of how unusual I am (which explains a lot of problems I run into). Sometimes refer to myself as a "mathematical one-percenter", and the college I went to didn't have a course called "College Algebra" (Calculus being the first semester Freshman math course).

Yet, I do a ton of genealogy, and can EASILY imagine spending all day doing research in an archive. It's all just methodically processing information - I don't see it's much different. That being said, the practical value in higher math (like calculus) is often in the understanding of basic concepts, rather than the nuts-and-bolts execution of them.

Having tutored my daughter through a 4 year degree in recent years, I've also come to realize something about an engineering degree that I never really realized before. Engineering isn't just a subject that many find hard, because of the math. It's also 5+ years of schooling crammed into a 4-year degree.
Posted by: Optimizer at December 15, 2017 03:38 AM (EnK/R)

In my (albeit limited) experience, you would be unusual. In the sense that, like I said, I knew STEM types that looked at what I did with horror. (But it was fun listening to the mechanical engineering and electrical engineering majors get into it as to which was better.)

Or, for another example, while deployed with a bunch of doctors, I'd be sitting there at a table, eating with them, and they were all talking shop, and I could barely follow along with their discussions as it all way in the weeds. I'm talking cardiologists and other such specialists, surgeons, and so forth. But the instant something came up with which I was familiar due to my academic background, I'd rattle off what I knew and what I learned, it was their turn to barely follow along with what I was talking about. And they were looking at me with awe, all the time I'm thinking to myself "Geez, people, you can perform open heart surgery right here on this table if it came down to needing to, y'all have technical skills I can only dream of having, and I'm just a damned historian!" But we all have our skill set and what we bring to the group.

But I knew someone like you in the university library who worked there in a capacity that escapes me. In my undergrad days I met him while I was writing my seminar paper (my bachelor's thesis, if you will, on Constitutional law, more or less). I needed assistance in finding case law. Anyways, the guy I got the assistance from had PhDs in chemistry AND history. Dude was off the charts as far as intellect goes.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at December 15, 2017 04:07 AM (3Q7KH)

666 The more I think about it, the more ridiculous it was. The badass pilot takes on the whole goddamn Empire fleet, basically by HIMSELF, basically succeeds, and whole episode is exists to put him down as a LIABILITY.

I'll leave with this, I did the exact things in Xwing vs Tie Fighter..


but I do agree the bombers were retarded.

later.

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 04:07 AM (RErNf)

667 Han starts shooting at him the moment he sees him.

Man those movies were good.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot

Yep, and Vader deflected em, like a badass too..

No Emo shit lol

Posted by: Jarvis W. Deplorable at December 15, 2017 04:10 AM (RErNf)

668 MORE SPOILERS

651 ...

Was there yet another Death Star?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 15, 2017 03:26 AM (fsZof)


No. They DID some sort of gigantic cruiser, but that was portrayed as badass guy who did it being a liability. In fact, that's what was missing - REAL big, heroic moments that saved the day. In reality, practically NOBODY was saved - it was all a big exercise in holding off the bad guys just long enough so that, ultimately, a handful of rebels (few enough to fit in the Millenium Falcon!) escaped. We're supposed to see that as a victory - because the movement live.

But wasn't that what happened in the original series? That didn't exactly work out so great. "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice..."

Posted by: Optimizer at December 15, 2017 04:14 AM (EnK/R)

669 All this to say I'm not that big of a Star Wars fan. I can't name places and I haven't read any of the books. I haven't seen the last movie, although I'll probably consider renting it the next time Redbox sends a get-one-free code.

It took me a long time to be able to enjoy watching old black and white films. Even when they're excellent movies, they're still old movies that look like old movies. They aren't meticulously filmed by specialists and made to look aged in post processing. They're not filmed ironically. They're just old movies that look old.

I can completely see how/why millenials and younger are nuts about the prequels and recent movies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 15, 2017 04:16 AM (fsZof)

670 In reality, practically NOBODY was saved - it was all a big exercise in holding off the bad guys just long enough so that, ultimately, a handful of rebels (few enough to fit in the Millenium Falcon!) escaped. We're supposed to see that as a victory - because the movement live.

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That's interesting. So is this new one just Empire?

Are they just re-filming the original trilogy with slightly different (well, sort of slightly different) plots and more diverse characters?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 15, 2017 04:20 AM (fsZof)

671 >>>4) Maybe I heard about this ahead of time - this one's PC messaging.

Ugh. Deal breaker. Thanks for the heads up. That stuff is grating.

Posted by: Bear phone at December 15, 2017 04:31 AM (+mfcd)

672 Have you sung your body electric?

Posted by: Ray B at December 15, 2017 04:35 AM (6Ll1u)

673
MORE SPOILER ACTION


670 ...

That's interesting. So is this new one just Empire?

Are they just re-filming the original trilogy with slightly different (well, sort of slightly different) plots and more diverse characters?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 15, 2017 04:20 AM (fsZof)


Basically, they combined Han Solo and Luke into one - but with Anakin's techno-wizardry (which we didn't really see in the new one) - and made a girl for political-correctness. You can have a strong female central character like that, but I didn't really think she pulled it off very convincingly. She was better in the newer one though, and seems like a viable main character now.

Leia's still a General fighting with the resistance - despite the fact that the bad guys she was resisting were defeated (somehow a new group of virtually identical bad guys magically showed up - even with a bigger, badder Death Star). So Leia's basically a loser who never did anything with her Jedi powers, and the whole plot doesn't make any sense. You're just supposed to accept that it's still the Good Guys vs the Bad Guys.

Hero Girl's sidekick in the previous one was a black guy who was literally portayed as being who he was because of a manufacturing defect. Not exactly the usual Star Wars explanation of Fate, or funky stuff un your blood. He was kind of side-lined in the new one, and saved by a no-nonsense Asian gal (who was actually a decent character). So sometimes the diversity works, and sometimes it fails because it's apparently for it's own sake. You look at the rebel command center, and it's almost all women, and it just seems ridiculous.

Posted by: Optimizer at December 15, 2017 04:42 AM (EnK/R)

674 Hero Girl's sidekick in the previous one was a black guy who was literally portayed as being who he was because of a manufacturing defect.

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A clunky handling of racism and racist views.

I really figured they'd have him and Poe doing the gay thing by now. I guess they're uncertain whether it will be more totes awesome to introduce it via the evil patriarchy or to have the Grrrl Power characters in a stable, loving, relationship completely free of domestic abuse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 15, 2017 04:54 AM (fsZof)

675 Any word yet on what the chick's mitochondrianial count is?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 15, 2017 04:55 AM (fsZof)

676 Anybody else see the adds for Guitar Hero's for the Vet's? Or is this a local thing?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 15, 2017 04:57 AM (6Ll1u)

677 My chances of seeing this without being on a TV are somewhere around 0, lost my but causal interest in Star Wars years ago.

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2017 04:59 AM (aC6Sd)

678 The Net Neutrality thread on my other go to website might be gone but should pass that wet string link there. The Leftists there were sure the internet was going to go back to dial up unless you pay dearly

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2017 05:06 AM (aC6Sd)

679 The Leftists there were sure the internet was going to go back to dial up unless you pay dearly

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2017 05:06 AM (aC6Sd)

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I also think many of them are upset that torrenting or other questionable things might become more challenging, and the rest decided to go along for the ride.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Han didn't shoot first. ONLY Han shot. at December 15, 2017 05:09 AM (fsZof)

680
See this, Skip?

Cloudy with snow showers becoming a steady accumulating snow later on. High 27F. Winds light and variable. Chance of snow 90%. Snow accumulating 1 to 3 inches.

Looks like it's gonna start about noon time.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 15, 2017 05:21 AM (ajiE5)

681 Thinking of my own (7) children, I don't think this has a lasting impact on our culture. They are now all now adults and they can think for themselves. I believe that their family experiences trump any other influences in their lives. God bless them as they face life's twists and turns in the future, and I can only pray that we have taught them them the necessary skills to deal with the moral crises that will arise during their lives.

Posted by: bergerbilder at December 15, 2017 05:28 AM (lIZQs)

682 In the sequel, they should take a tip from the Dukes of Hazzard and rename the Millennium Falcon to the General Leia. I might watch that.

Posted by: Bear phone at December 15, 2017 05:41 AM (+mfcd)

683 >>>I can completely see how/why millenials and younger are nuts about the prequels and recent movies.

The originals weren't black and white. Millennials might be surprised at the freshness of it.

Posted by: Bear phone at December 15, 2017 05:46 AM (+mfcd)

684 The Millenial Falcon lacks hyperspace capability. It escapes attack by entering safespace.

Posted by: Bear phone at December 15, 2017 05:49 AM (+mfcd)

685 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 15, 2017 05:52 AM (hyuyC)

686 "In" the crucible.

Posted by: steve walsh at December 15, 2017 06:15 AM (Y4Kqh)

687 Gonna start preps early.

Everyone have a blessed day. See the beauties of nature around you, and allow that to sooth. And may traffic light turn green on your way home.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 15, 2017 06:15 AM (hyuyC)

688 So apparently there's another possible victim of Arkancide:

https://tinyurl.com/y8z6a9lv

And not in this link, but Mike Tyson called Hillary Clinton the most prolific serial killer in U.S. history. I'm no fan of Mile Tyson, and perhaps I have some dark humor at the moment, but that made me laugh-darkly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2017 06:17 AM (8+Ozj)

689

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 15, 2017 06:21 AM (mPeei)

690 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 06:26 AM (GjTLE)

691
The fact that 48% of the electorate found Hillary Clinton an acceptable candidate for President of this country is truly disheartening. I have no time for those sort of people. They're beyond any repair from my efforts.

I'll let others pray for them. I'll pray for their success in converting them from the dark side.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 15, 2017 06:28 AM (ajiE5)

692 The Millenial Falcon lacks hyperspace capability. It escapes attack by entering safespace.

Posted by: Bear phone at December 15, 2017 05:49 AM (+mfcd)


Golf. Clap.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 15, 2017 06:31 AM (fiGNd)

693 Mike Tyson called Hillary Clinton the most prolific serial killer in U.S. history.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2017 06:17 AM (8+Ozj)


Fake news.

Posted by: RickZ at December 15, 2017 06:38 AM (BIsma)

694 erp.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 15, 2017 06:46 AM (oVJmc)

695 Mike Tyson called Hillary Clinton the most prolific serial killer in U.S. history.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2017 06:17 AM (8+Ozj)

Fake news.

Posted by: RickZ at December 15, 2017 06:38 AM (BIsma)


Rating:
[ ] Not plausible
[X] Plausible on both counts

Posted by: MythBuster at December 15, 2017 06:48 AM (ajiE5)

696 "Mike Tyson called Hillary Clinton the most prolific serial killer in U.S. history. "

I have a problem with old Mikey using a word like "prolific". Don't think he would have any idea what it means. He never impressed me with his intellect shall we say.

Posted by: Tuna at December 15, 2017 06:49 AM (jm1YL)

697 I have a problem with old Mikey using a word like "prolific". Don't think he would have any idea what it means. He never impressed me with his intellect shall we say.

Posted by: Tuna at December 15, 2017 06:49 AM (jm1YL)


Plus, I wouldn't be too eager to embrace the words of a guy who said the 'best punch he ever threw' was at an ex-wife.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 15, 2017 06:52 AM (ajiE5)

698 Rating:
[ ] Not plausible
[X] Plausible on both counts

Posted by: MythBuster at December 15, 2017 06:48 AM (ajiE5)


Adam Savage is an idiot:

[ ] Not True
[X] True in spades.

Posted by: RickZ at December 15, 2017 06:53 AM (BIsma)

699 We can do this folks. We can get the ONT to a thousand before JJ put up the morning thread!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 06:57 AM (GjTLE)

700 For those on EST the sunrise is glorious for those that can see it!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2017 06:58 AM (8+Ozj)

701 He never impressed me with his intellect shall we say.

Really? With a face tattoo like that?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 15, 2017 06:58 AM (oVJmc)

702 We can do this folks. We can get the ONT to a thousand before JJ put up the morning thread!
Posted by: rickb223

JJ wil wait until we are at 999, then put the MT up.

That's the way he rolls...er bagels?

Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2017 06:59 AM (8ikIW)

703 So apparently there's another possible victim of Arkancide:

https://tinyurl.com/y8z6a9lv


========

Snopes says false ... so, probably true.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 15, 2017 06:59 AM (/qEW2)

704 JJ wil wait until we are at 999, then put the MT up.

That's the way he rolls...er bagels?
Posted by: Bruce



*snort.

True.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 15, 2017 06:59 AM (GjTLE)

705 For those on EST the sunrise is glorious for those that can see it!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2017 06:58 AM (8+Ozj)


Yeah, but you know what 'red sky in the morning, sailer's take warning' means? Check your local forecast for later this afternoon.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 15, 2017 07:00 AM (ajiE5)

706 The Clintons are like Spinal Tap, and their associates are but drummers.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 15, 2017 07:01 AM (/qEW2)

707 Fenelon, my sun hasn't risen yet here! Good morning, all.

Posted by: bluebell ~ now we're cookin'! at December 15, 2017 07:02 AM (kNasr)

708 "Mike Tyson called Hillary Clinton the most prolific serial killer in U.S. history. "

I have a problem with old Mikey using a word like "prolific". Don't think he would have any idea what it means. He never impressed me with his intellect shall we say.

Posted by: Tuna at December 15, 2017 06:49 AM (jm1YL)


========

IIRC he's a Trump supporter, therefore wiser than ~half the nation.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 15, 2017 07:04 AM (/qEW2)

709 IIRC he's a Trump supporter, therefore wiser than ~half the nation.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

Make him Sergeant at Arms for the press conferences. Get lippy with Sarah, meet Mr. Fist(s)

Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2017 07:05 AM (8ikIW)

710 Good morning folks. A chilly morning in Central Tejas. No sun yet. Even the coyotes have a nip in their voice.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 15, 2017 07:07 AM (DMUuz)

711 Make him Sergeant at Arms for the press conferences. Get lippy with Sarah, meet Mr. Fist(s)

Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2017 07:05 AM (8ikIW)


Yeah, I could totally see him knocking over a row of chairs to get to Jim Acosta and then knocking his lights out for 'disrespecting Sarah'.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 15, 2017 07:08 AM (ajiE5)

712 Yeah, I could totally see him knocking over a row of chairs to get to Jim Acosta and then knocking his lights out for 'disrespecting Sarah'.
Posted by: Acme Explosives

PPV press conferences

Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2017 07:09 AM (8ikIW)

713 710 Good morning folks. A chilly morning in Central Tejas. No sun yet. Even the coyotes have a nip in their voice.
__________________

Heard a few of them singing outside my window here in AZ earlier this a.m.

They did sound a little chilly . . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 15, 2017 07:12 AM (fqUgw)

714 Usual suspects are missing, sitting on the main page hitting F5 like crack-addicted monkeys

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 15, 2017 07:12 AM (dab45)

715 Usual suspects are missing, sitting on the main page hitting F5 like crack-addicted monkeys
Posted by: random lurker commenter


Almost too quiet.

Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2017 07:14 AM (8ikIW)

716 Let the dogs out this morning at 0430. 28 and breezy on the way to 60 this afternoon. Probably gonna have to stop by the range on the way home.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 15, 2017 07:15 AM (XGGts)

717 nood

Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2017 07:15 AM (8ikIW)

718 ONT ?
I give up...

Posted by: Oliver Shank at December 15, 2017 10:10 PM (pmsh9)

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