Strictly Rhetorical Question: Why Does the Media Not Report That ISIS Was Defeated in Iraq and Its Capital City of Raqqa in Syria Has Been Captured by US-Allied Troops?

I would imagine for much the same reason the media is silent on the economy.

Though this is consistent: after all, the media was largely silent on the economy and ISIS under Obama, too. For different reasons, of course.

Trump needs to give a primetime address or something to note these things. I guess he can wait until the State of the Union, but...

Remember how debates about ISIS dominated the presidential primaries? Remember how Donald Trump and Ted Cruz ratcheted up their rhetoric until they both seemed to promise that they'd commit war crimes like carpet bombing and torture to defeat the deadly threat?

ISIS was often the most important and most prominent story in the world. Now, however, the caliphate is a smoking ruin. It courted conflict with the great powers. It craved Armageddon, and it got its wish.

No one knows ISIS's exact casualty figures, but its fighters have died by the tens of thousands. Iíve spoken to men who were directly involved in the air campaign, and they have told me that the public doesn't yet understand the sheer scale and ultimate effectiveness of the American attacks. Yes, we withdrew from Iraq too soon. Yes, our counteroffensive against ISIS unfolded slowly.

But we fought back, we trained and equipped allies, and we won.

This is one of the best stories of the young Trump administration. While many of the battles were fought under Obama, Trump pursued the enemy relentlessly. He delegated decision-making to commanders in the field, they fought within the laws of war, and they prevailed. Trump promised to defeat ISIS, and he has delivered a tremendous victory. Part of the blame still rests with us. Let's be honest: Panic and fear make for a better story than victory and peace.

So why isnít this bigger news?

It's nice to see David French take a break from his daily meltdowns and write about actual news that's happening.

Posted by: Ace at 07:50 PM




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1 I'm sorry, how is strategic bombing now a "war crime"?

It's lawyers in uniform, like the pussy David French, that have hamstrung the US military.

Posted by: Holdfast at December 14, 2017 07:56 PM (Q6rS8)

2 Fox did report it but it was on their site for only a couple of days.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 14, 2017 07:56 PM (2DOZq)

3 Trump being elected was a miracle. So, so grateful to God for him. Covfefe!

Posted by: Jmel at December 14, 2017 07:57 PM (OeWgo)

4 Yo! Out of the Barrel!

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 07:58 PM (2sCft)

5 Good question - this is a BFD

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2017 07:58 PM (QC/4S)

6 Heard the part about Iraq on the news but it was a short report.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 07:58 PM (IqV8l)

7 So tell us David - Would Evan McMuffin have appointed Mad Dog Mattis and then thrown away his leash?

Or would he have appointed a panty-waist like Colin Powell, who's weak-kneed reacting to the death of thousands of vehicles (but very few actual people) let him to advise GHW Bush to end the war early?

Posted by: Holdfast at December 14, 2017 07:58 PM (Q6rS8)

8 Something about the JV team...

Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2017 07:58 PM (cHbmY)

9 Nood authentique.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 07:59 PM (zCyNd)

10 Because the Deep State helped to create ISIS.

Posted by: Monk at December 14, 2017 07:59 PM (g4lFK)

11 But they breathlessly reported that our F-22s were mean to the Russian SU35s. They were about to totally annihilate ISIS, then the dopey Air Force got in their way. So, suddenly Russians=good when they can make Americans=bad.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 07:59 PM (BoMuO)

12 The Iraqi general initially was not confident in Trump but has since sung his praises. All it took was a change in ROE . Simple as that.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (2DOZq)

13 ...but this JV team scared millions to flee to Europe.

Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (cHbmY)

14 Yeah, the peons might think this makes Donnie Two Scoops look good.

So... no dice peons. No dice.

Posted by: The MFM at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (aT+Bx)

15 It courted conflict with the great powers. It craved Armageddon, and it got its wish.

Wait, is this ISIS or Roy Moore?

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (LAe3v)

16 Yo! Out of the Barrel!

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 07:58 PM (2sCft)

Ejected. I got standards.

Posted by: the Barrel at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (zCyNd)

17 Where have you been, Mister French?

Posted by: Buffy and Jody at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (IqV8l)

18 The same reason there's an apparent epic resurgence of homelessness as soon as a Republican gets elected President.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

19
Cue The Idiot God to take credit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (NvDGo)

20 I was astounded at how little attention was paid to this story. It would be great if someone would run front pages from an alternate reality that showed things actually important getting the headlines instead of the made up stories around Trump and Russian collusion.

Posted by: IanDeal at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (qcIL3)

21 So this is the nood I've heard about so much lately.

Roomy.

Like a golden urn.

Empty.

And a gallon of beer beside me.

Hmm . .

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (s5o+q)

22 The Iraqi PM announced the defeat of ISIS in Iraq. Without that, I believe the MFM would have ignored it altogether.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 08:01 PM (WbIyz)

23 Wait -- Trump just won the War on Terror???

Pussy Hat Neutrality! Russia abortion racism!!!! AAAAAAaaaagggghhhHHHH!!!!

Posted by: The Left, melting down at December 14, 2017 08:01 PM (42M22)

24 Yo! Out of the Barrel!

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 07:58 PM (2sCft)

Ejected. I got standards.
Posted by: the Barrel at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (zCyNd)


I got this.

Posted by: The Box at December 14, 2017 08:01 PM (s5o+q)

25
Because it's more important politically for Fake News to help kill the Tax Cuts for the Middle Class.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 14, 2017 08:01 PM (mHQeW)

26
...but this JV team scared millions to flee to Europe.
Posted by: fluffy


As if they needed an excuse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 08:02 PM (IqV8l)

27 They have been. It's just that they're reporting the Iraqis did it themselves.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 08:02 PM (QCX64)

28 Speaking of Egg McMuffin, he's a former spook, isn't he? Interesting that he became pivotal in an attempt to deny Trump a win. Another 'insurance policy' from the IC?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 14, 2017 08:02 PM (oVJmc)

29 The media can grant Trump no wins. His entire presidency must be perceived as an utter failure. That is their mandate.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 14, 2017 08:02 PM (F6tBH)

30
Three-year-old kid cursed his teacher. That's news!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 08:02 PM (PeKa0)

31 SO, are we saying Trump Colluded with the Russians to defeat ISIS? Hmmmmmmmm. IMPEACH!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:03 PM (BoMuO)

32 Because they are degenerate lying communists?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 14, 2017 08:03 PM (r9UYA)

33 Guess we see what happens when we have a president that wants to go after ISIS rather than ISIL.

Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2017 08:03 PM (lKs2v)

34 Trump needs to give a primetime address or something to note these things.

I suggest he use the classical rhetorical devices of "neener, neener" and grabbing his crotch.

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2017 08:03 PM (LAe3v)

35 "How do we win this seemingly unwinnable war?!?! It's a Quoggmire, I tell you!"

"Uh.... have you tried shooting the bad guys?"

"Poppycock!"

"Go ahead, try it once."

".... uh... wow. That worked."

"You're welcome."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2017 08:03 PM (hcyUh)

36 I'd love to see the president give a national address or series of addresses on a good many things.

Posted by: Tuna at December 14, 2017 08:03 PM (jm1YL)

37
Three-year-old kid cursed his teacher. That's news!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Happens all the time in the inner city.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 08:03 PM (IqV8l)

38
Remember when I said the Republicans are purposely dragging their feet on Tax Cuts?

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (mHQeW)

39 24. Outta the way - I called dibs. - Tree of Woe

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (fA1SL)

40 "Rhetorical" means we don't have to answer that question right? We can go straight to the guns and boobs.

Posted by: freaked at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (UdKB7)

41 It was reportedly said that a General asked Trump about dropping a bomb someplace and Trump was like I am not there what does the guy on the ground think we'll Sir he wants to drop the bomb Trump responded why the hell you asking me then.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (dKiJG)

42 The number of barbaric slaughter videos by ISIS seem to have significantly dropped off over the last year too. Hmmm I wonder why.

Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (lKs2v)

43 When you say the war against ISIS is won, no one really believes that. Not with millions of men in Europe and the US, men of military age. Men who seem to be True Followers of the Prophet Mohammed.

Posted by: Wilem Byod Haverhalfov at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (KdDCu)

44
Let loose the dogs of war!...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (4DCSq)

45 Trump needs to give a primetime address or something to note these things.

I suggest he use the classical rhetorical devices of "neener, neener" and grabbing his crotch.
Posted by: pep at December 14, 2017 08:03 PM (LAe3v)


Wait, I thought the deal was that Trump grabbed OTHER people's crotches!

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (s5o+q)

46 36
I'd love to see the president give a national address or series of addresses on a good many things.

Posted by: Tuna


Starting with "why are Barack Obama and all his minions such a tool shed"?

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2017 08:05 PM (LAe3v)

47 @42 terrorist attacks in Europe tapered off too

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2017 08:05 PM (QC/4S)

48 28 Speaking of Egg McMuffin, he's a former spook, isn't he? Interesting that he became pivotal in an attempt to deny Trump a win. Another 'insurance policy' from the IC?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 14, 2017 08:02 PM (oVJmc)


Yeah, he sounds like a character in a spy novel.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

49 The number of barbaric slaughter videos by ISIS seem to have significantly dropped off over the last year too. Hmmm I wonder why.

Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (lKs2v)

Same reason as leaks from the DOJ have gotten scarce?

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:05 PM (zCyNd)

50 43. It's a phased plan

1. Snuff ISIS
2. REMOVE KEBAB

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:06 PM (fA1SL)

51 Hello? Obama was overseeing the rise of ISIS.

He was husbanding it.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 08:06 PM (vDqXW)

52 Trump can continue his tweets but he needs nighttime regular addresses

Posted by: Avi at December 14, 2017 08:06 PM (+Anjo)

53 Why? Because they see Trump (and by extension us) as the greater enemy.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:06 PM (qJtVm)

54 50
43. It's a phased plan



1. Snuff ISIS

2. REMOVE KEBAB

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:06 PM (fA1SL)
Remove it from where?

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2017 08:06 PM (LAe3v)

55
I'm sorry, how is strategic bombing now a "war crime"?



It's lawyers in uniform, like the pussy David French, that have hamstrung the US military.

Posted by: Holdfast at December 14, 2017 07:56 PM (Q6rS

If carpet-bombing and torturing jihadis is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: mohammed at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (oPNmq)

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (LAe3v)

57 Speaking of Egg McMuffin, he's a former spook, isn't he? Interesting that he became pivotal in an attempt to deny Trump a win. Another 'insurance policy' from the IC?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 14, 2017 08:02 PM (oVJmc

I did not know that about Mr. McMuffin. Interesting call and now seems entirely plausible if not very likely. Bill Kristol is up to his neck in this too, no doubt, in between those Dreamy NRO Cruises with the Cuks.

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (2sCft)

58
Speaking of Egg McMuffin, he's a former spook, isn't he?

Yeah, he sounds like a character in a spy novel.
Posted by: rickl


Siegfried of KAOS

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (IqV8l)

59 The experts said Kobane was a "sideshow". They were wrong. ISIS kept feeding in thousands of fighters and the B1-Bs kept killing them. ISIS had no offensive capability after that battle.

The media lost interest at the same time. They enjoyed reporting ISIS rampages and atrocities, but had no interest in its defeat - even when Obama was president. I hate those motherfuckers.

Posted by: itsatax at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (/1c+O)

60 Well, here's the thing. The 'media' hates President Trump, America, civilization, and GOD. Anything that reflects in a positive light those four is not mentioned in the 'news'.

Posted by: Eromero at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (zLDYs)

61

How did this happen without arming the Syrian "rebels" (even more) like obama and mcain wanted to.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (mHQeW)

62 So do we call them WASWAS now?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (BoMuO)

63 The number of barbaric slaughter videos by ISIS seem to have significantly dropped off over the last year too. Hmmm I wonder why.
Posted by:

Pure coincidence!

Posted by: John McCains lost laptop at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (g4lFK)

64 OT but...

I LURVE TEH MORON COOKBOOK!!

ON -Topic...

I saw a brief story about this too, but can't even find the link any more. 'Waging war against ISIS' was used to make Obama seem tough; the truth about it absolutely CANNOT be used to make Trump seem like he's had a success.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (Gim9y)

65 A strong prosperous America is bad for the democratic party. Its that simple

Posted by: Phildirt at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (KyDU4)

66 56

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (LAe3v)

Pithy. And peppy.

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (zCyNd)

67 Yo! Out of the Barrel!

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 07:58 PM (2sCft)

Ejected. I got standards.
Posted by: the Barrel at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (zCyNd)

I got this.

Posted by: The Box at December 14, 2017 08:01 PM (s5o+q)




Come here, you!

Posted by: Jasper's paddle at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (WbIyz)

68 >>Yeah, he sounds like a character in a spy novel.

But characters in spy novels are not supposed to look like douchebags.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (r9UYA)

69 Sources Say Trump Keeps Increased Military Presence In Iraq And Syria Due To Fear Of Military Coup At Home

Posted by: This...is CNN at December 14, 2017 08:08 PM (O5Q3r)

70 Amazing what can happen when the CinC plays for our team.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 08:08 PM (3BFzK)

71 56

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (LAe3v)



That sums it up nicely.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:09 PM (BoMuO)

72
So. ISIS defeated. Stocks at an all time high. Economy booming again. Oil prices stable. Regulations cut. Jobs being added. Constitutionalist judges appointed.

All this other stuff that's screamed about is bushwa for the Inner Party. No relation to anyone's life.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 08:09 PM (yyUoz)

73
The experts said Kobane was a "sideshow".

Bombed to Nirvana.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 08:09 PM (IqV8l)

74 Carpet bombing goat humpers is a bad thing?

Posted by: Phildirt at December 14, 2017 08:09 PM (KyDU4)

75 69
Sources Say Trump Keeps Increased Military Presence In Iraq And Syria Due To Fear Of Military Coup At Home


Yeah, it won't be long before the "locals" start acting up again, courtesy of Iran.

Posted by: pep at December 14, 2017 08:09 PM (LAe3v)

76 I'm sorry, how is strategic bombing now a "war crime"?

It's lawyers in uniform, like the pussy David French, that have hamstrung the US military.
Posted by: Holdfast at December 14, 2017 07:56 PM (Q6rS

It's not but French would rather lose than dirty his hands. His statement after the Moore loss showed that he's worthless in an actual fight.

Posted by: WOPR (now with chainsaw bayonets) at December 14, 2017 08:09 PM (J70i0)

77 Wait -- Trump just won the War on Terror???



Pussy Hat Neutrality! Russia abortion racism!!!! AAAAAAaaaagggghhhHHHH!!!!

Posted by: The Left, melting down at December 14, 2017 08:01 PM (42M22)

Heh. Well, the war on radical islam is not yet won, but they have been dealt a setback.

Posted by: mohammed at December 14, 2017 08:10 PM (oPNmq)

78 ....net neutrality....

Posted by: The Knights who Say Net Neutrality at December 14, 2017 08:10 PM (vDqXW)

79 Thanks to plans setup by President Obama our economy is doing great and he has destroyed ISIL.

If only Obama could have had just one extra term there is no telling how bright ours and the world's future would be now.

Posted by: This is CNN at December 14, 2017 08:10 PM (3BFzK)

80 It would be nice, wouldn't it, to see the media actually cover the news. We might even hear about the NAFTA negotiations. We could see the First Lady at events. We could actually hear how the economy is doing. Too bad we don't have a news media.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 14, 2017 08:10 PM (Lqy/e)

81 Bombed to Nirvana.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 08:09 PM (IqV8l)
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That was curt.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 08:10 PM (vDqXW)

82 Because Muslims are always the Good Guys, no matter what.

God-Emperor Barry Said So.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 08:10 PM (yXU4O)

83
obama funded the weapons eventually used by isis, Trump destroyed those and isis too. Except for their internet propaganda.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 14, 2017 08:11 PM (r+sAi)

84 Now if only Trump can "win" Afghanistan and get us the fuck out of that shithole.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:11 PM (BoMuO)

85 If only Obama could have had just one extra term there is no telling how bright ours and the world's future would be now.

Posted by: This is CNN at December 14, 2017 08:10 PM (3BFzK)

I hope Mary Cloggenstien's agent is holding out for some serious money from you people.

Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:11 PM (zCyNd)

86 54. Wherever it is found.

Here - this will explain:

https://youtu.be/U-EQJA8Ahac

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:11 PM (fA1SL)

87
If only Obama could have had just one extra term there is no telling how bright ours and the world's future would be now.
Posted by: This is CNN


DOW would be at 50,000

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 08:11 PM (IqV8l)

88 Yep. Bambam mucked about for 6+ years, issued ROEs that only guaranteed the death of our own troops, and the ISIS "caliphate" exploded across Iraq and Syria while "the world" (spit) sat helplessly by and wrung its hands.

Enter Trump, enter MadDog, enter serious ROEs, enter grown-up strategizing with Russkies and other not-quite allies, and BOOM!

Some 9 months later, ISIS is slaughtered and driven wholly out of their precious "caliphate." Mostly just pockets of warlord resisters in the Sinai, in Yemen, and a few places in Africa, plus their Interwebs Kingdom (i.e. propoganda in search of an audience).


Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 14, 2017 08:12 PM (QU+qf)

89 78 ....net neutrality....
Posted by: The Knights who Say Net Neutrality at December 14, 2017 08:10 PM (vDqXW)


Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, B-

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:12 PM (BoMuO)

90 If only there was a website with numerous visitors influence that allowed him to guest author statements outside the alphabet media's control

Posted by: steve at December 14, 2017 08:12 PM (u8jqT)

91 The number of barbaric slaughter videos by ISIS seem
to have significantly dropped off over the last year too. Hmmm I
wonder why.

Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (lKs2v)

Fewer slaughtering barbarians?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 08:13 PM (oPNmq)

92 This is just going to kill McCain.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 08:13 PM (WbIyz)

93 Is saw Carpet Bombing Goat Humpers open for...nobody.

They were so terrible the headline act cancelled.

Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2017 08:13 PM (cHbmY)

94 Is saw Carpet Bombing Goat Humpers open for...nobody.

They were so terrible the headline act cancelled.
Posted by: fluffy at December 14, 2017 08:13 PM (cHbmY)
---
They bombed?

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 08:13 PM (vDqXW)

95 "There is no sweeter sound than the evening call to prayer, followed by detonation of several Hellfire missiles"

Posted by: Hussein Obama, edited at December 14, 2017 08:13 PM (zCyNd)

96 30
Three-year-old kid cursed his teacher. That's news!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


If the MSM acted in the 1940s the way it acted today:

May 8, 1945

TRUMAN EATS BOOGER; WORLD SHOCKED

...in other news, Germany surrenders, WWII over.

Posted by: The Left, melting down at December 14, 2017 08:14 PM (42M22)

97 I have heard that Trump is a lurker.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:14 PM (BoMuO)

98 92 This is just going to kill McCain."

Hold on there buddy, I got dibs.

Posted by: Tumor #1 at December 14, 2017 08:14 PM (V2Yro)

99 You guys are ahhh...ehhh....ummmmm welcome.

Posted by: Barak Obama at December 14, 2017 08:14 PM (3BFzK)

100 ISNWIP: Islamic State in Nowhere In Particular

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2017 08:14 PM (hcyUh)

101 Strictly Rhetorical Question: Why Does the Media Not Report That ISIS Was Defeated in Iraq and Its Capital City of Raqqa in Syria Has Been Captured by US-Allied Troops?

Because they're protecting the Negro's legacy.

Such as it is.

Can't have Trump succeeding in short order where he dismally failed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:14 PM (YqDXo)

102 Off accursed "The Left, melting down" sock.

Posted by: zombie at December 14, 2017 08:15 PM (42M22)

103 92 This is just going to kill McCain.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 08:13 PM (WbIyz)


McCain died years ago. It's all the tumor now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:15 PM (BoMuO)

104 So do we call them WASWAS now?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (BoMuO)

Posted by: tbodie at December 14, 2017 08:15 PM (Oy2Ew)

105 100 ISNWIP: Islamic State in Nowhere In Particular
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2017 08:14 PM (hcyUh)


ISITNR: Islamic State in the Nether Regions.

Hey, they're already accustomed to high temperatures, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:15 PM (YqDXo)

106 The Tumor is a Great American.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 08:16 PM (WbIyz)

107 DOW would be at 50,000
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 08:11 PM (IqV8l)

Yeah, and one US Dollar would buy you half a handful of pocket lint.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2017 08:16 PM (hcyUh)

108 So do we call them WASWAS now?

Thread winner of the First One Hundred Comments!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2017 08:16 PM (tRaq7)

109 98 92 This is just going to kill McCain."

Hold on there buddy, I got dibs.

Chop chop both of you.

Posted by: Satan at December 14, 2017 08:16 PM (r9UYA)

110 67 Yo! Out of the Barrel!

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 07:58 PM (2sCft)

Ejected. I got standards.
Posted by: the Barrel at December 14, 2017 08:00 PM (zCyNd)

I got this.

Posted by: The Box at December 14, 2017 08:01 PM (s5o+q)



Come here, you!
Posted by: Jasper's paddle at December 14, 2017 08:07 PM (WbIyz)

But I had no INTENT to call a false nood. Isn't that the new standard??

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:17 PM (2sCft)

111 The number of barbaric slaughter videos by ISIS seem
to have significantly dropped off over the last year too. Hmmm I
wonder why.

Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (lKs2v)


Because the remaining patriotic Americans in the CIA could use the videos to figure out where the goat humpers were?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:17 PM (YqDXo)

112 43 When you say the war against ISIS is won, no one really believes that. Not with millions of men in Europe and the US, men of military age. Men who seem to be True Followers of the Prophet Mohammed.

Posted by: Wilem Byod Haverhalfov at December 14, 2017 08:04 PM (KdDCu)


That's a good point. People who are concerned about organizations like "Al Qaeda" and "ISIS" are missing the forest for the trees.

The problem is Islam, and its followers don't need to be card-carrying members of such organizations to carry out acts of jihad, either alone or with friends. That can be done on a decentralized, grassroots level without top-down orders.

There is something fundamentally flawed about using bureaucratic organizations like the military or law enforcement agencies to combat jihad. It is a slow, inefficient, reactive strategy.

That is why in the time after 9/11 I liked Ron Paul's ideas about using letters of marque and reprisal against terrorists. That would have basically meant Congress deputizing ordinary citizen volunteers who wished to fight them, and let them have free rein to use their imaginations in carrying on the fight. That would have allowed a grassroots fighting force on the same level as the jihadis. They wouldn't have been bound by the Geneva Conventions or the laws of war.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 08:18 PM (sdi6R)

113 New Name: ISJS

The Islamic State of Jack Shit.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 08:18 PM (vDqXW)

114 So do we call them WASWAS now?

Thread winner of the First One Hundred Comments!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2017 08:16 PM (tRaq7)


I'm gonna have to disagree, as it wasn't a horribly obscure Was Not Was 80's pop music reference.

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:18 PM (s5o+q)

115 But I had no INTENT to call a false nood. Isn't that the new standard??

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:17 PM (2sCft)

The standard is 55 gallons.

Posted by: the Barrel at December 14, 2017 08:18 PM (zCyNd)

116 This is just going to kill McCain.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 08:13 PM (WbIyz)

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AHEM!!!!

*glares!*

Posted by: Glioblastoma(s) at December 14, 2017 08:18 PM (ohP/V)

117 It's ll good.

We got bombs left.

Posted by: Lindsay McCain at December 14, 2017 08:19 PM (zCyNd)

118 112. TL; DR - REMOVE KEBAB.
*digs in rolodex for Arkhan's # *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:20 PM (fA1SL)

119 If only there was a website with numerous visitors influence that allowed him to guest author statements outside the alphabet media's control
Posted by: steve at December 14, 2017 08:12 PM (u8jqT)

I used to hate Trump's tweets until I saw the effect they were having and realized what he was doing. It's his way to go through and around the MSM to communicate directly with the American people. Smart solution to a sticky problem.

Posted by: troyriser at December 14, 2017 08:20 PM (raGQi)

120 102 Off accursed "The Left, melting down" sock.


You could have just socked 'MSNBC'. Same difference.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2017 08:21 PM (peJQi)

121 The sun will come out...tumor now.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 08:21 PM (vDqXW)

122 Gotta love it-

Head of Congressional Ethics Office Sued for Abusing Position, Accused of Assaulting Women

Named Omar Ashmawy, go figure.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (zCyNd)

123 Well, I am sure the MSM would report the victories of our brave lads in the land of the Saladin and the Seleucids, but they are busy right now running down the sexual history of Senator Doug Jones from Alabama.

O.o

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (EoRCO)

124 The problem is Islam, and its followers don't need to be card-carrying members of such organizations to carry out acts of jihad, either alone or with friends. That can be done on a decentralized, grassroots level without top-down orders.


True, but it is limited to one off gun, knife, car, or pipe bomb attacks. You need an organization, training, funding, and connections to pull off a large scale attack and without an organization, you are left with a bunch of individuals trying to find each other and gather resources. It is much easier for an organization like the FBI to intercept those groups, unless it is preoccupied trying to bring down the president.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (BoMuO)

125 maybe Trump should tweet about VI DAY

Victory in Iraq ... The Victory the MFM refused to report.

Next is VD day ... Victory in DPRK

VM Day .. victory over the Mafia of Hillary and deep state

Posted by: illiniwek at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (otAqJ)

126
97 I have heard that Trump is a lurker.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:14


Nah, he just uses a sock!

Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (4DCSq)

127 I'm gonna have to disagree, as it wasn't a horribly obscure Was Not Was 80's pop music reference.

No, no, no. WASWAS is the past tense of ISIS.

We here at AoSHQ are all about the King's Engrish.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (tRaq7)

128 Well, I am sure the MSM would report the victories of our brave lads in the land of the Saladin and the Seleucids, but they are busy right now running down the sexual history of Senator Doug Jones from Alabama.

O.o
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (EoRCO)
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How much Diet Coke does he drink?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Inquiring Minds at CNN Banana at December 14, 2017 08:23 PM (vDqXW)

129 Named Omar Ashmawy, go figure.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (zCyNd)

F*ckin' Quakers.

Ruining everything.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 14, 2017 08:23 PM (hcyUh)

130 Its Capital City of Raqqa in Syria Has Been Captured by US-Allied Troops?

========

So the time of seeking refuge is over? When does Angela Merkel send back Syria's sons and daughters so that they can help rebuild their country?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2017 08:23 PM (/qEW2)

131
94 Is saw Carpet Bombing Goat Humpers open for...nobody.

Some prefer hardwood bombing.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 14, 2017 08:23 PM (Xx7dP)

132 I used to hate Trump's tweets until I saw the effect they were having and realized what he was doing. It's his way to go through and around the MSM to communicate directly with the American people. Smart solution to a sticky problem.
Posted by: troyriser at December 14, 2017 08:20 PM (raGQi)

This. PDJT's Tweets used to drive me to distraction, until I realized how it's like manipulating a cat (the MFM) with a laser pointer. Now I await them and the ensuing chaos with gleeful anticipation.

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:23 PM (2sCft)

133 Gotta love it-

Head of Congressional Ethics Office Sued for Abusing Position, Accused of Assaulting Women

Named Omar Ashmawy, go figure.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (zCyNd)


I guffawed.

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:23 PM (s5o+q)

134 This is just going to kill McCain.
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Thanks. I've been hanging in despite the, cough, cough, chemo.

Posted by: mccain's tumor at December 14, 2017 08:24 PM (QCX64)

135 I'm gonna have to disagree, as it wasn't a horribly obscure Was Not Was 80's pop music reference.

No, no, no. WASWAS is the past tense of ISIS.

We here at AoSHQ are all about the King's Engrish.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (tRaq7)


Which king?

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:25 PM (s5o+q)

136 Which king?
Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:25 PM (s5o+q)



Elvis, of course.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:27 PM (BoMuO)

137 It's time to get past this idea of the laws of war.

The laws of war work when you're fighting a foe who agrees to them.

ISIS agreed to nothing. They gladly would've used chemical or biological weapons in an American city.

Really a couple of smaller nukes would've taken most of them out years ago. Raqqa definitely should've been incinerated.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 14, 2017 08:27 PM (4ErVI)

138 Which king?
Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:25 PM (s5o+q)

Why the King of Pop, of course.

Posted by: zombie michael jackson at December 14, 2017 08:27 PM (2sCft)

139 No one knows ISIS's exact casualty figures, but its fighters have died by the tens of thousands.

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I hope every single one of the vermin from Europe and the US who joined is numbered within that pile.

And if they are not, they ought to be refused re-entry, just as nations are somehow able to refuse us the right to send them illegals who originated there.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2017 08:27 PM (/qEW2)

140 Elvis, of course.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:27 PM (BoMuO)
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He left the building.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 08:27 PM (vDqXW)

141 'Which king?'

Me. Thank you very much.

Posted by: zombie Elvis at December 14, 2017 08:28 PM (UdKB7)

142 Which king?
Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:25 PM (s5o+q)

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Don

Posted by: Side draft at December 14, 2017 08:28 PM (ohP/V)

143 When ISIS was defeated in Raqa I thought it was equivalent to VE Day or the liberation of France.

But since Trump is President it got less coverage than Trump pouring fish food in a pond.

Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 08:28 PM (vLsUj)

144 off bleached sock!

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:28 PM (2sCft)

145 124
True, but it is limited to one off gun, knife, car, or pipe bomb attacks. You need an organization, training, funding, and connections to pull off a large scale attack and without an organization, you are left with a bunch of individuals trying to find each other and gather resources.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (BoMuO)


Yeah, but I think a thousand small-scale attacks could be worse than one spectacular 9/11 type attack. It becomes "the new normal" and tells the infidels that they are not safe anywhere.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 08:29 PM (sdi6R)

146 I love Trumps tweets. He just verbally bitch slaps everyone and the media cannot stand it that they don't get to filter him.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 14, 2017 08:29 PM (yTnCT)

147 Which king?

Faux.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2017 08:29 PM (tRaq7)

148
That reminds me, I need to wash my sock. Getting a bit crusty for some reason.

And oh, ficus or sock? Discuss.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 14, 2017 08:30 PM (8O3HH)

149 Of course ISIS is defeated due to Obama's policies juat like the booming economy is due to his brilliance.
-MSM

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 14, 2017 08:30 PM (VV+BY)

150 Which king?
Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:25 PM (s5o+q)


I was kinda fishing for a King of Angmar reference, but then, I've started in on the Captain Morgan early tonight.

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:30 PM (s5o+q)

151 Hey, we'll have none of your faux king business!

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 08:30 PM (vDqXW)

152 The 80-year-old Cochran had a non-melanoma lesion removed from his nose earlier this week.


What a cock pump. He doesn't want to vote YES on the bill so he cooks up a lame excuse not to be there.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:30 PM (BoMuO)

153 Which king?

Faux.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2017 08:29 PM (tRaq7)

++++

Sofa King

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:30 PM (2sCft)

154 Sofa King
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:30 PM (2sCft)
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Sofa King what?

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 08:31 PM (vDqXW)

155 97 I have heard that Trump is a lurker.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:14

Nah, he just uses a sock!
Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (4DCSq)

It's Bluebell!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:31 PM (qJtVm)

156 ...and without an organization, you are left with a bunch of individuals trying to find each other and gather resources.


I wonder where the FBI could look to find such a gathering?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (tRaq7)

157 Where's all the white wymmen?

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (2sCft)

158 Which king?
Faux.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 14, 2017 08:29 PM (tRaq7)

Don......

Living in America!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (EoRCO)

159
This is a test. If this had been a real comment your bank accounts would now be flush with riches. But this is only a test.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (4Cc/x)

160 Back to watching "Skyline".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (qJtVm)

161 Yeah, but I think a thousand small-scale attacks could be worse than one spectacular 9/11 type attack. It becomes "the new normal" and tells the infidels that they are not safe anywhere.
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 08:29 PM (sdi6R)


The "Religion of Peace" bs will only carry so far here. After a few attacks we'll be all for profiling.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (BoMuO)

162 This is a test. If this had been a real comment your bank accounts would now be flush with riches. But this is only a test.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (4Cc/x)


Shit!

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:33 PM (s5o+q)

163 145. Something to that. But in the absence of a 'greater vision' or guiding ideology, you won't have much of it.
'member Chechnya and Ingushetia? As soon as the Kavkaz Emirate was blasted out of existence and denied access to resources & territory, the bombings, etc., largely died off.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:33 PM (fA1SL)

164 87
If only Obama could have had just one extra term there is no telling how bright ours and the world's future would be now.
Posted by: This is CNN

DOW would be at 50,000
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 08:11 PM (IqV8l)

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I've done some data analysis and the next stop is 100,000. Perhaps before the end of Trump's second term.

Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 08:33 PM (vLsUj)

165 On, King!!!

(Hey, I'm Canadian.)

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 08:33 PM (QCX64)

166 132 I used to hate Trump's tweets until I saw the effect they were having and realized what he was doing. It's his way to go through and around the MSM to communicate directly with the American people. Smart solution to a sticky problem.
Posted by: troyriser at December 14, 2017 08:20 PM (raGQi)

This. PDJT's Tweets used to drive me to distraction, until I realized how it's like manipulating a cat (the MFM) with a laser pointer. Now I await them and the ensuing chaos with gleeful anticipation.
Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:23 PM (2sCft)


Let's face it, the man is a fucking genius.

Cometh the hour, cometh the man.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:33 PM (YqDXo)

167 155 97 I have heard that Trump is a lurker.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:14

Nah, he just uses a sock!
Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (4DCSq)

It's Bluebell!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:31 PM (qJtVm)


Can't be. The cookbook would have consisted of Big Macs and Diet Coke.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 08:34 PM (sdi6R)

168 I wonder where the FBI could look to find such a gathering?



New Hawtness "Repealing Net Neutrality will prevent the FBI from finding ISIS!!!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:34 PM (BoMuO)

169 Back to watching "Skyline".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (qJtVm)

Which one?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 14, 2017 08:34 PM (Eu5eZ)

170 D-Lamp, call your office.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at December 14, 2017 08:35 PM (lLeln)

171 87 If only Obama could have had just one extra term there is no telling how bright ours and the world's future would be now.
Posted by: This is CNN

DOW would be at 50,000
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2017 08:11 PM (IqV8l)

DOW would be at 5000. But what's a zero? A zero is nothing, right? Ask any Communist Core math student.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:35 PM (YqDXo)

172 Yeah, but I think a thousand small-scale attacks could be worse than one spectacular 9/11 type attack. It becomes "the new normal" and tells the infidels that they are not safe anywhere.
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 08:29 PM (sdi6R)


The "Religion of Peace" bs will only carry so far here. After a few attacks we'll be all for profiling.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (BoMuO)


We're close.

If Isis (or Waswas . . . whatever) gets the idea that terror attacks in (for instance) Jackson, MS, Billings, MT or Scranton, PA instead of NYC are the way to go . . .

. . .

Things Would Change.

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 08:35 PM (s5o+q)

173 Can't be. The cookbook would have consisted of Big Macs and Diet Coke.
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 08:34 PM (sdi6R)


And the dessert section would have been 2 scoops of ice cream.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:35 PM (BoMuO)

174 Cometh the hour, cometh the man.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:33 PM (YqDXo)

Behold! The Golden Scalp Weasel!! Destroyer of Narrative Worlds....

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:36 PM (2sCft)

175 The "Religion of Peace" bs will only carry so far here. After a few attacks we'll be all for profiling.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (BoMuO)


I'm all for it now.

"Profiling" aka "sound police work."

It's amazing how few crimes blue-haired grannies commit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:37 PM (YqDXo)

176 House Speaker Paul Ryan says he's not leaving Congress anytime soon.

- The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) December 14, 2017


Of course. Everyone knows you don't give the enemy a timeline for withdrawal.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:38 PM (BoMuO)

177 174. 'Great must have been your covfefe, that Kek sent me to punish you so bigly.' - TGE, White House Press Room

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:38 PM (fA1SL)

178 'Sup?

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:38 PM (Sfs6o)

179 The media didn't cover it because Trump didn't call them ISIL.

Trump's not keeping Obama's sick burn of that group was a bridge too far.

Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 08:38 PM (vLsUj)

180 I've been depressed today thinking about how Trump's accomplishments have been masked in favor of faux scandals. The good word isn't getting out. We've reached the point where a recent CNN poll stated that the vast majority of Americans are against the tax cuts. I'm literally sick.

Posted by: Mike at December 14, 2017 08:38 PM (c056A)

181 Hey there Horde,

So Tuesday in light of "Armageddon in Alabama Day" there was a discussion about Conecuh sausage and smoked meats and I had asked around about where to get some because I had never tasted it. Well, what arrives in the mail today? A huge box of Conecuh sausages ( a sampler selection of all their sausage! Courtesy of Mrs. Redux whose company does a lot of business
with a firm down there that she likes and which has a lot of super smart, but down home Alabama attorneys (Lloyd Gray Whitehead & Monroe in Birmingham ~ so if you are looking for a good law firm down there, apropos of this, they are your guys!). They just happened to send that round as an X~mas gift. I laid down the Ace Cookbook for a few minutes to look through the one that came with it ~ yummy! I am very much looking forward to trying some tomorrow for dinner!! As they say: "it's good news!"

Just like the wholesale destruction of ISIS!

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 14, 2017 08:38 PM (0YSzp)

182 So tax cuts could potentially go down because two really old f****** rinos are too sick to vote for it?

God has a sense of humor.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 14, 2017 08:39 PM (VV+BY)

183 Which one?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 14, 2017 08:34 PM (Eu5eZ)

The 2010 one.

It's the LA skyline, or what's left of it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:39 PM (qJtVm)

184 We've reached the point where a recent CNN poll stated that the vast majority of Americans are against the tax cuts. I'm literally sick.
Posted by: Mike at December 14, 2017 08:38 PM (c056A)

Dude! It's a CNN poll. Don't worry about it.

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:39 PM (2sCft)

185 Trump is the right guy at the right time.

Shriek you harpies! Pay for your own orange
paper jumpsuit for the perp walk.

Betrayed the public trust? Pffffttt. Just impound
all the hidden money. And Treasury knows where it is and don't think they don't.

Tweet it, Mr. President!

They'll be all wore out for Pence!

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 14, 2017 08:40 PM (fXd4g)

186 RANDOM COOKBOOK GIVEAWAY RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!

BE THE FIRST TO EMAIL US AT MORONCOOKBOOK @ GMAIL DOT COM WITH YOUR NIC AND MAILING ADDRESS, AND YOU WIN A FREE COOKBOOK!

GO!!!!

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:41 PM (kNasr)

187 Hello?

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:41 PM (Sfs6o)

188 You're not eligible, Weasel.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:42 PM (kNasr)

189 BE THE FIRST TO EMAIL US AT MORONCOOKBOOK @ GMAIL DOT COM WITH YOUR NIC AND MAILING ADDRESS, AND YOU WIN A FREE COOKBOOK!

GO!!!!

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:41 PM (kNasr)

Fine. I'll be happy to pay, assuming you take EBT.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:42 PM (zCyNd)

190 Hi weasel!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 14, 2017 08:42 PM (yTnCT)

191 Hello?

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:42 PM (Sfs6o)

192 Yeah, but I think a thousand small-scale attacks could be worse than one spectacular 9/11 type attack. It becomes "the new normal" and tells the infidels that they are not safe anywhere.
Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 08:29 PM (sdi6R)


I don't think so. The Reds are right in saying we can absorb a number of casualties. Hell, 50,000 people a year die in auto accidents, and nobody loses their shit over that.

The Muzzies go in for making a big splash, because that gets them MSM coverage (which small attacks do not so much, as the MSM does its best to bury them).

Memo to Muzzies: nothing would get you more coverage than whacking half of the audience at the Academy Awards.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:42 PM (YqDXo)

193 Back to watching "Skyline".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes



Not so fast, young lady. What's Skyline?

Sit still and tell us all about your doings.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2017 08:42 PM (fuK7c)

194 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 14, 2017 08:42 PM (yTnCT)
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Hello!

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:43 PM (Sfs6o)

195 Head of Congressional Ethics Office Sued for Abusing Position, Accused of Assaulting Women

Named Omar Ashmawy, go figure.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:22 PM (zCyNd)


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No actually, it's disturbing, apart from the sex misconduct. He's another case of people who get appointed for PC reasons who are likely motivated by bias and have no respect for law.

I can hear a liberal saying, "What? Just because someone's a Muslim you think they cannot be impartial?"

I'd reply, "Well, what if there was overwhelming evidence they weren't impartial? Would you ever consider investigating them, any more than you would consider doing anything about Nidal Hasan? Why not just appoint a white guy? The slightest whiff of impropriety and BOOM. There is much less risk of such a one getting away with discrimination or lawlessness".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 14, 2017 08:43 PM (/qEW2)

196
A man drinking 12 Diet Cokes a day is going to knock defeating a terrorist organization out of the headlines every day of the week

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2017 08:43 PM (SiINZ)

197 188 You're not eligible, Weasel.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:42 PM (kNasr)
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Aw man!

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:43 PM (Sfs6o)

198
"Doesn't it all boil down to this? If the government of this state for quite a long time back had been able to do anything for the folks in it, would Stark been able to get out there with his bare hands and bust the boys?" - Robert Penn Warren, All the King's Men

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 08:43 PM (Lq63L)

199 You guys, that wasn't a joke!

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:43 PM (kNasr)

200 People use too much gas. Let's tax gas so they use less. Crap. People are using less gas, but we really need the money the gas tax was bringing in. Let's tax mileage. Morons, why the ever loving fuck do you still live in that godforsaken place??


The Road Charge Pilot Program successfully tested the functionality, complexity, and feasibility of the critical elements of this new potential revenue system - road charge - for transportation funding.

Manual options provide the highest degree of privacy and data security, but will in all likelihood be the most difficult to enforce, and could be costly to administer

Plug-in devices are the most reliable options, however as new technology emerges this methodology could be obsolete by the time a road charge program is adopted

More technologically advanced methods, such as the smartphone application with location services and the in-vehicle telematics show great promise, but need further refinement.


YOU WILL HAVE TO LET THEM TRACK MOVEMENTS ON YOUR CELLPHONE SO THEY CAN TAX YOUR MILEAGE!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:44 PM (BoMuO)

201 Memo to Muzzies: nothing would get you more coverage than whacking half of the audience at the Academy Awards.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:42 PM (YqDXo)

Gay Pride Parades are an affront to all true muslims.

Posted by: Al-Akhsar University at December 14, 2017 08:44 PM (zCyNd)

202 Cookbook question. .... does our mighty leader The Ace o Spades get a free cookbook?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 14, 2017 08:44 PM (yTnCT)

203 BE THE FIRST TO EMAIL US AT MORONCOOKBOOK @ GMAIL DOT COM WITH YOUR NIC AND MAILING ADDRESS, AND YOU WIN A FREE COOKBOOK!

GO!!!!
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:41 PM (kNasr)

As a kid, I was always eternally frustrated by the local Top 40's radio station give away's. I never ended up being the fifth caller or whatever, and missing up on winning a scratched up, used 45 RPM copy of "Hey Jude". It still depresses the hell out of me. I'm staying right here in my lane.

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (2sCft)

204 I was kicked out of the room again tonight. The mister was watching Nothing But Trailers when a trailer for a documentary came on. The first person I saw on the screen was Ben Rhodes, then Samantha Powers, then John Kerry, and of course Barack Obama. The damn thing is called The Last Year, and it follows these assholes through the last year of the administration. THIS is what these asshats were doing. The expletives I let loose were not pretty. I'm in time out.

Posted by: no good deed at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (eIQHF)

205 Sorry, I am talking about California morons, as if that needed further explanation from the post.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (BoMuO)

206 "Skyline":

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1564585/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (qJtVm)

207 None of "you people" want a free cookbook?

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (Sfs6o)

208 The MFM and Salon 25, if I'm not mistaken, have been claiming everyone's taxes are going up with the removed write-offs except for the "1%".

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (QCX64)

209 Does no one want a free cookbook? No one has emailed us yet!

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (kNasr)

210
Well, the NYTimes did a story on the fall of Raqqa....


...the lefty readers in the comments pointed out how Trump's generals were just following Obama's plan to a tee....and how much credit Obama should get for this victory over ISIS.


Obama doesn't need to take credit.... his sycophants will do so for him at the drop of a hat. So there's that...

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (onMT/)

211 We're being shunned!

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (Sfs6o)

212 I can hear a liberal saying, "What? Just because someone's a Muslim you think they cannot be impartial?"

No. Never mind sexual misconduct. Because he's a Muslim, he's even money to be a terrorist or terrorist supporter, and probably shouldn't be here in the first place.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (YqDXo)

213 NOBODY EXPECTS A COOKBOOK CONTEST !!!

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2017 08:46 PM (QC/4S)

214 Have we hit peak Moron here?

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:46 PM (kNasr)

215 Cookbook H8ers!

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:47 PM (Sfs6o)

216 Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:41 PM (kNasr)


Sneaky way of getting our addresses for the Fruitcake of the Month mailing list.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:47 PM (BoMuO)

217 You guys, that wasn't a joke!

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:43 PM (kNasr)

But the money is going for a good cause. So I'm okay paying for my copy. Thanks Bluebell and Weasel for all your efforts!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:47 PM (2sCft)

218 YOU WILL HAVE TO LET THEM TRACK MOVEMENTS ON YOUR CELLPHONE SO THEY CAN TAX YOUR MILEAGE!!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:44 PM (BoMuO)


Great. I'll leave my cell phone at home (yes!) and drive all over the place at state expense!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:47 PM (YqDXo)

219 I have a question. Is the senate vote 50 always or is it half of those voting?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 08:47 PM (3BFzK)

220 The 2010 one.

It's the LA skyline, or what's left of it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:39 PM (qJtVm)


I'd like to see that one again.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 14, 2017 08:47 PM (Eu5eZ)

221 Won't someone please email us and be our friend?

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:48 PM (Sfs6o)

222 I want a free cookbook but can't do that gmail thing.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 14, 2017 08:48 PM (yTnCT)

223 WE HAVE A WINNER, FINALLY!!

MIKLOS MOLNAR

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:48 PM (kNasr)

224
Back to watching "Skyline".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:32 PM (qJtVm)

The Nissan, or the chili?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 08:48 PM (oPNmq)

225 I don't have email. Can I send a fax?

Posted by: freaked at December 14, 2017 08:48 PM (UdKB7)

226 206 "Skyline":

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1564585/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (qJtVm)

I thought "Skyline" was chili with cinnamon or some such

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:48 PM (zCyNd)

227 I insist on giving away a cookbook! Damnit!

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:49 PM (Sfs6o)

228 I know you're serious, bluebell, but I'm on the tablet.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 08:49 PM (QCX64)

229 218 YOU WILL HAVE TO LET THEM TRACK MOVEMENTS ON YOUR CELLPHONE SO THEY CAN TAX YOUR MILEAGE!!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:44 PM (BoMuO)

Great. I'll leave my cell phone at home (yes!) and drive all over the place at state expense!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 08:47 PM (YqDXo)

So time to invest in a GPS blocker.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 14, 2017 08:49 PM (dKiJG)

230 209 Does no one want a free cookbook? No one has emailed us yet!

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (kNasr)


I already got one, you see!

Posted by: French Knigget at December 14, 2017 08:49 PM (sdi6R)

231 223. Miklos the Magyar used gypsy magic to steal it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:49 PM (fA1SL)

232 Cheap bastards, those Magyars.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:49 PM (zCyNd)

233 Didn't Milkos already win one?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:50 PM (BoMuO)

234 Congratulations to our reluctant winner Miklos Molnar!

Did we mention you have to pay $7,000 in winners tax?

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:50 PM (Sfs6o)

235 The media didn't cover it because Trump didn't call them ISIL.

Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 08:38 PM (vLsUj)
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Trump's a racist--trying to destroy the ENTIRE Obama Legacy!!!

Posted by: Media Cryers at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (vDqXW)

236 Donald Trump's economy looks pretty robust

ISIS in Iraq - crushed

North Korea - isolated

Jerusalem recognized as Israel's capital

Gorsuch on the Supreme Court

Lower federal court judges (conservatives) nominated and confirmed

The regulatory state under siege

MSM stand naked in the public square

Pretty good start 11 months in.

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (Pqytn)

237 232. That they are.
We Sith try the same, but only ad gifts for relatives. Because we're generous and don't give our own addresses to jailbirds.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (fA1SL)

238 Okay, you guys, NOW you're all sending me email, lol. Sorry for all you that just missed it, but Miklos got it by the skin of his teeth.

I promise I won't do anything at all with your addresses, so forget about the Fruitcake of the Month club.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (kNasr)

239 My cookbook is supposed to be here manana. Mrs. Jukin will be thrilled with her Christmas present!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (3BFzK)

240 Mrs928 believes that there is no other sausage besides Conecuh.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (WbIyz)

241 So time to invest in a GPS blocker.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 14, 2017 08:49 PM (dKiJG)


I'm on it.

Posted by: Deplorable Michael Faraday at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (YqDXo)

242 Didn't Milkos already win one?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:50 PM (BoMuO)
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Nope, not until now!

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (kNasr)

243 I know you're serious, bluebell, but I'm on the tablet.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 08:49 PM (QCX64)
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Never heard it called that. Stone Throne, yeah.

Posted by: Media Cryers at December 14, 2017 08:52 PM (vDqXW)

244 Ha ! Miklos Molnar is a Bot !

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2017 08:52 PM (QC/4S)

245 Congratulations to our reluctant winner Miklos Molnar!



Thinner.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 08:52 PM (WbIyz)

246 STOP EMAILING BLUEBELL!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:52 PM (Sfs6o)

247 I'm at work. Can't email from here. Already ordered the cookbook though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2017 08:52 PM (peJQi)

248 I thought "Skyline" was chili with cinnamon or some such
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:48 PM (zCyNd)
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Abomination!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 08:52 PM (qJtVm)

249 Heh.

Mrs. Jukin thinks 6 inches is really 10.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 08:52 PM (3BFzK)

250 forget about the Fruitcake of the Month club.

Shep hardest hit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 14, 2017 08:52 PM (IcT7t)

251 I know you're serious, bluebell, but I'm on the tablet.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 08:49 PM (QCX64)
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You can send email from the tablet, can't you? I can from my ipad, and my son can from his old google tablet thingy. As long as you have an internet connection you should be able to do it.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:53 PM (kNasr)

252 Is it much easier to say something like ISIS is on the run, and then blame the next incident on a Youtube video?

Asking for a friend...

Posted by: B.O. at December 14, 2017 08:53 PM (vDqXW)

253 I was hoping to win because I want one and don't do Amazon

Posted by: davidt at December 14, 2017 08:53 PM (RbSs1)

254 OT:

The Dems are now turning on Rod Rosentein for releasing the Strozk-Page emails (among others) to the House oversight committees. Imagine that - the Dems want their operatives in the DoJ to stonewall Congress.

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 08:54 PM (Pqytn)

255 Too much of a PITA, bluebell.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 08:54 PM (QCX64)

256 I think Fox New possesses only two nimble minds. They have a handful of smart people and people who are right about things most of the time, but they have two people who really stay in the moment and think on their feet.

TuCa and Gutfeld just riffed off each other. It was awesome.

They should just cancel all their other shows and keep doing TuCa and Gutfeld.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2017 08:54 PM (fuK7c)

257 Wha if some terrible fate should befall Miklos? Can my folks have his cookbook while I take his stuff?

(Purely hypothetical questions, ot course.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:55 PM (fA1SL)

258 253 I was hoping to win because I want one and don't do Amazon

Posted by: davidt at December 14, 2017 08:53 PM (RbSs1)
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There should be some more chances to win this week, so stay tuned!

We realize some people don't like Amazon, but their publishing and distribution model was the only way we could make this work.

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:56 PM (Sfs6o)

259 Did we mention you have to pay $7,000 in winners tax?

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:50 PM (Sfs6o)

That should be offset by my EITC, assuming my paperwork on the 14 adorable Guatemalan tykes isn't revoked prior to midnight, Dec 31st.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:56 PM (zCyNd)

260 When us fair Rupert going to sell FoxNews to NBC?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:56 PM (BoMuO)

261 WE HAVE A WINNER, FINALLY!!

MIKLOS MOLNAR

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:48 PM (kNasr)



You tricked Miklos into using his real name instead of a sock!

Posted by: Hands at December 14, 2017 08:57 PM (EzdLW)

262 Stay tuned to the blog, you Morons - more giveaways coming, but you never know when, nor how . . . .

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:57 PM (kNasr)

263 Ordered a cookbook but Amazon says it won't get here before Christmas. Sad!

Posted by: Totally not President Trump at December 14, 2017 08:57 PM (kUotE)

264 The Dems are now turning on Rod Rosentein for releasing the Strozk-Page emails (among others) to the House oversight committees. Imagine that - the Dems want their operatives in the DoJ to stonewall Congress.

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 08:54 PM (Pqytn)
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I saw on Instapundit this morning that the Dems complaining about the FBI bias AGAINST them, and demanding an investigation into the FBI's animus toward their party, is what prompted the release of Strzok's emails!!

They're that delusional.

Of course if Trump takes action against Rosenstein, it'll be "shipping him off in a cattle car to the camps" in the Dem press.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 08:57 PM (vDqXW)

265 That should be offset by my EITC, assuming my paperwork on the 14 adorable Guatemalan tykes isn't revoked prior to midnight, Dec 31st.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:56 PM (zCyNd)


As long as you had them 6 months of the past 12, you are golden.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:57 PM (BoMuO)

266 Gutfeld hasn't been entertaining since he left Red Eye.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 08:57 PM (h8hTk)

267 Fox news isnt part of the deal.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 14, 2017 08:57 PM (VV+BY)

268 205 Sorry, I am talking about California morons, as if that needed further explanation from the post.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:45 PM (BoMuO)

===

I just presumed you meant California.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2017 08:58 PM (EZebt)

269 That should be offset by my EITC, assuming my paperwork on the 14 adorable Guatemalan tykes isn't revoked prior to midnight, Dec 31st.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 08:56 PM (zCyNd)
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If that's the case we owe you 37 cents.

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:58 PM (Sfs6o)

270 259. The problem with orphans, as Bender found out, is that they eat a lot. 'Every two or three days, it's "We're hungry, Uncle Bender." '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 08:58 PM (fA1SL)

271 >>Stay tuned to the blog, you Morons - more giveaways coming, but you never know when, nor how . . . .


I have a cookbook hidden somewhere on my person.

The first moron to find it can keep it...

Ready : Go.

Posted by: Triggly Puff at December 14, 2017 08:58 PM (h8hTk)

272 262 Stay tuned to the blog, you Morons - more giveaways coming, but you never know when, nor how . . . .
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 08:57 PM (kNasr)


So on the off-chance, design a script that emails bluebell once every minute for the next month.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:59 PM (BoMuO)

273 Heh.

Mrs. Jukin thinks 6 inches is really 10.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 14, 2017 08:52 PM (3BFzK)

Out of necessity I subscribe to the "it's not the size that matters, it's the technique." theory....

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 08:59 PM (2sCft)

274 Pretty good start 11 months in.

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (Pqytn)


========

Not so fast Pollyanna. I'm just hittin' my stride.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at December 14, 2017 08:59 PM (/qEW2)

275 255 Too much of a PITA, bluebell.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 08:54 PM (QCX64)
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It's a SIGNED copy.

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:59 PM (Sfs6o)

276 EITC ("earned income tax credit") sounds so much better than "Federal welfare for losers who can't actually make their own way in the world."

Posted by: Deplorable Michael Faraday at December 14, 2017 09:00 PM (YqDXo)

277 Ready : Go.
Posted by: Triggly Puff at December 14, 2017 08:58 PM (h8hTk)

Under the pannus on the left side. You just have to scrape away the ham sandwich and a layer of candida.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 09:00 PM (BoMuO)

278 At the moment, the Dems hammering Rosenstein post is the fourth lede at Insty.

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 09:00 PM (Pqytn)

279 I got 4 cookbooks.

1. Primary cookbook.
2. Backup cookbook buried with assault cooking utensils. Surprising everyone, it folds up.
3. Cookbook to lose in kayaking accident.
4. Donation to state Republican Party chairentity to help them understand deplorables.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 14, 2017 09:01 PM (e1mEI)

280 275. 'To a lovelier Moron, I could not wish a Merry Christmas. Bluebell & Weasel & Roy Moore, D.A. '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:01 PM (fA1SL)

281 There is a tax calculator of the tax reforms in my nick.

I get a $1000 to $2500 tax reduction.

Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 09:01 PM (vLsUj)

282 'To a lovelier Moron, I could not wish a Merry Christmas. Bluebell & Weasel & Roy Moore, D.A. '
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:01 PM (fA1SL)
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12/21/77

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 09:02 PM (kNasr)

283 I saw on Instapundit this morning that the Dems complaining about the FBI bias AGAINST them, and demanding an investigation into the FBI's animus toward their party, is what prompted the release of Strzok's emails!!

They're that delusional.


Great! A bipartisan effort to investigate what the hell happened to the FBI. Let's do it!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 14, 2017 09:02 PM (YqDXo)

284 I want a cookbook, but I am going to wait a few weeks until I am in Arizona, and can get it without cross-border shipping hassles.


Currently cooking "spicy sausage rice a la Peon": make pot of instant rice, set aside, fry cut rounds of smokie sausages in skillet until partially burnt, add can of tomato soup, and stir in rice. Season with Lousiana hot sauce.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 09:02 PM (oPNmq)

285 Who's hammering? Stop the hammering!

Posted by: Hands at December 14, 2017 09:02 PM (EzdLW)

286 Homeless?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (PUmDY)

287 240 Mrs928 believes that there is no other sausage besides Conecuh.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2017 08:51 PM (WbIyz)

But...but... Chorizo...

Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (yXU4O)

288 I saw on Instapundit this morning that the Dems complaining about the FBI bias AGAINST them, and demanding an investigation into the FBI's animus toward their party, is what prompted the release of Strzok's emails!!

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It's all they got, but don't forget they have 95% of the media to back up the claim.

Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (vLsUj)

289 >>Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:01 PM (fA1SL)


Waitress!

I ordered a slice of pie like 10 minutes ago...

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (h8hTk)

290 Ready : Go.
Posted by: Triggly Puff

Well, I at least found the car keys

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (8ikIW)

291 Someone upthread said that President Trump probably lurks here.

I wouldn't be a bit surprised. We know Rush does.

Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (kUotE)

292 We realize some people don't like Amazon, but their publishing and distribution model was the only way we could make this work.
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:56 PM (Sfs6o)
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Every purchase of the Moron cookbook gets you a free ride on the Big Blue Weenis to Moon Base Bezos!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (qJtVm)

293 >>Mrs928 believes that there is no other sausage besides Conecuh.


Phrasing - Boom!

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (h8hTk)

294 This is an excellent article by Sara Carter explaining how the FBI has been using a secret NSA program to spy on Americans without a warrant. It also talks about how rules Obama put in just before he left office allowed that raw intelligence to be shared widely across his administration leading to unmasking and leaking. Read what some of the whistleblowers have to say.

https://tinyurl.com/yab8oyb6

Pretty unbelievable stuff and if you can stomach she is going to be on Hannity soon to explain more.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (/tuJf)

295 Wow. Listening to the 1805 version of Beethoven's opera Fidelio. Third Act Leonora just pulled out her handgun and threatened to plug Pizzaro. One of the most thrilling moments in opera, IMHO.

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (Pqytn)

296 As long as you had them 6 months of the past 12, you are golden.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 14, 2017 08:57 PM (BoMuO)

"Custody" or "in custody" as in that MS-13 misunderstanding?

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (zCyNd)

297 291 Someone upthread said that President Trump probably lurks here.

I wouldn't be a bit surprised. We know Rush does.
Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (kUotE)

Or that he at least has somebody on staff to do it for him.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (yXU4O)

298 There is a tax calculator of the tax reforms in my nick.

I get a $1000 to $2500 tax reduction.

Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 09:01 PM (vLsUj)

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One of those GOPe shitstains will torpedo it at the 11th hour with a new, outrageous demand. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Side draft at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (ohP/V)

299 279 I got 4 cookbooks.

1. Primary cookbook.
2. Backup cookbook buried with assault cooking utensils. Surprising everyone, it folds up.
3. Cookbook to lose in kayaking accident.
4. Donation to state Republican Party chairentity to help them understand deplorables.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 14, 2017 09:01 PM (e1mEI)


You need a fifth one for killing face-sized spiders.

Posted by: rickl at December 14, 2017 09:05 PM (sdi6R)

300 In "Skyline" the aliens are the villains because they're trying to repeal plaNet Neutrality.

Posted by: Hands at December 14, 2017 09:05 PM (EzdLW)

301 Well, I at least found the car keys

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (8ikIW)

Funny. they only fit a '49 Hudson Commodore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 09:05 PM (oPNmq)

302
223 WE HAVE A WINNER, FINALLY!!

MIKLOS MOLNAR


Thank dawg!

I was about to bust OPSEC!

Posted by: Spun and Murky at December 14, 2017 09:06 PM (4DCSq)

303 You need a fifth one for killing face-sized spiders.


We need to keep face-sized spiders extant for the purpose of having certain effects on certain people.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2017 09:06 PM (fuK7c)

304 Bluebell and Weasel,

Our three cookbooks arrived a day early. I loved the back cover and the Nood with willow's recipe. I had to explain that, using hand gestures to mimic the arrival of the corgis. I've got a smile on my face from what you have wrought.

My wife started reading. Despite being married to me, she is a refined lady and her eyebrows went up at some of the language. And I told her you cleaned it up.

She liked the comments on the back cover, the disclaimer, and the preface. And she liked reading the comments. Even more than the recipes.

She felt vindicated by the tuna noodle casserole using sour cream -- that is what she does.

She got an idea from a fish recipe, and we are now going to use the recipes to spice up our hum-drum lives.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2017 09:07 PM (hyuyC)

305 HI SNERDLEY! *waves*

Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 09:07 PM (kUotE)

306 Don't worry, Spun - everybody's identity is safe with me. I'm a nut about privacy myself, so I get it.

No Fruitcake of the Month club, as Cat was worried about.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 09:07 PM (kNasr)

307 I like andouille sausage in jambalaya though I haven't had any in about 4 months.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 09:07 PM (QCX64)

308 Funny. they only fit a '49 Hudson Commodore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


What a coincidence. I just found the Commodores

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2017 09:07 PM (8ikIW)

309 The Rock stars in

TRIPLE EXTANT

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:07 PM (h8hTk)

310 If that's the case we owe you 37 cents.

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 08:58 PM (Sfs6o)

An IRC and DX report certificate will do nicely.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, on the 49 meter band at December 14, 2017 09:07 PM (zCyNd)

311 Pretty unbelievable stuff and if you can stomach she is going to be on Hannity soon to explain more.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (/tuJf)


Unbelievable huh ?

All that Domestic Surveillance that got put in place after 9/11 ? Just fucking unfathomable how that shit ain't really to catch terrorists, I guess ?

Dude ... you kill me. You really, really do.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 14, 2017 09:08 PM (fiGNd)

312 302. How do you think she got outta the pen so fast?
She turned informer. Stoolie. This was her trick to get contact info.
As we speak, black, windowless vans are pulling up at the Miklos encampment.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:08 PM (fA1SL)

313 Someone upthread said that President Trump probably lurks here.

I wouldn't be a bit surprised. We know Rush does.
Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (kUotE)


HEY! DONNY TWO SCOOPS!

WAKE UP THAT FUCKHEAD SESSIONS AND BEGIN THE FUCKING INQUISITION ALREADY!

Posted by: filbert at December 14, 2017 09:08 PM (s5o+q)

314 hmm. Why does the NFL continue to injure those who make the local franchises entertaining? Grid Iron Gladiators, Baby!

Posted by: Fritz at December 14, 2017 09:09 PM (A1FgP)

315 Someone upthread said that President Trump probably lurks here.

I wouldn't be a bit surprised. We know Rush does.
Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 09:03 PM (kUotE)

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Naahhh. He has Snerdly tip him off to the important and relevant stuff posted here, both by Ace and the Commenters.

Posted by: Side draft at December 14, 2017 09:09 PM (ohP/V)

316 Is Everyrhing Bach done yet?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 09:09 PM (PUmDY)

317 Aw, Salty - how nice! I get it about the language. Nothing like seeing CBD's drink on page 2, right? Yeah, I had to clean up a few things, but we were committed to keeping the flavor of the Horde, which as Weasel rightly notes is rather disgusting. But this is for the Horde, so it had to be that way.


Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 09:09 PM (kNasr)

318
Wow. Listening to the 1805 version of Beethoven's opera Fidelio. Third Act Leonora just pulled out her handgun and threatened to plug Pizzaro. One of the most thrilling moments in opera, IMHO.

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (Pqytn)


"Un laut, und du bist todt!" Fidelio is among my favorite operas. The final scene - "Floristan, Floristan ist wieder mein!" - damn near makes me blub.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2017 09:09 PM (JxaIz)

319 I got 4 cookbooks.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 14, 2017 09:01 PM (e1mEI)
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Sounds like you're going to need some shelves.

Posted by: Axeman at December 14, 2017 09:10 PM (vDqXW)

320 >>She got an idea from a fish recipe, and we are now going to use the recipes to spice up our hum-drum lives.


Wait until Spring, Ace is Self-Publishing an anotated version of the Kama Sutra.

I hear JJ Sefton is doing all of the images in watercolor.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:10 PM (h8hTk)

321
Wow. Listening to the 1805 version of Beethoven's opera Fidelio. Third
Act Leonora just pulled out her handgun and threatened to plug Pizzaro.
One of the most thrilling moments in opera, IMHO.


Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (Pqytn)

I can see it now: "rrrrip" as hammer of pistol snags on her petticoats, "fumble, fumble" as she cocks the hammer back, "clink" as hammer falls, and sparks from flint fall on empty pan. "Scritch, scritch, scritch, as she attempts to remove saltpeter from her cooch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 09:10 PM (oPNmq)

322 "Un laut, und du bist todt!" Fidelio is among my favorite operas. The
final scene - "Floristan, Floristan ist wieder mein!" - damn near makes
me blub.
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The opera is livestreaming at theclassicalstation.org the duet is playing now.

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 09:10 PM (Pqytn)

323 What a coincidence. I just found the Commodores
Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2017 09:07 PM (8ikIW)



Trigglypuff ain't no brick house. But xhe does let it all hang out.

Posted by: Hands at December 14, 2017 09:10 PM (EzdLW)

324 Is there a recipe for custardy in the DC?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 09:11 PM (QCX64)

325 315 You mean like my drunken ONT tirades?

Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 09:11 PM (kUotE)

326 Woohoo, got the cookbooks today.
Thanks bluebell and Weasel & all you Morons.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 14, 2017 09:12 PM (yJ1e6)

327 But xhe does let it all hang out.
Posted by: Hands

Mmmmmmm. Now your twanging my buds

Posted by: Bruce at December 14, 2017 09:12 PM (8ikIW)

328 Is there a recipe for custardy in the DC?


Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 09:11 PM (QCX64)

Would pudding with pot in it be joint custardy?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 09:13 PM (oPNmq)

329
We need to keep face-sized spiders extant for the purpose of having certain effects on certain people.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2017 09:06

Listen to this man.

Posted by: The Face-Sized Spider in MWR's closet at December 14, 2017 09:13 PM (jfuOT)

330 >>Dude ... you kill me. You really, really do.

If only.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 09:13 PM (/tuJf)

331 I can see it now: "rrrrip" as hammer of pistol snags
on her petticoats, "fumble, fumble" as she cocks the hammer back,
"clink" as hammer falls, and sparks from flint fall on empty pan.
"Scritch, scritch, scritch, as she attempts to remove saltpeter from her
cooch.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2017 09:10 PM (oPNmq)

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That's the 1820 revision.

Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 09:13 PM (Pqytn)

332 Oh yea, Skyline. It was ok. Didn't hate it. That actress; Scottie Thompson, was quite fetching. Pretty lady. She was on NCIS briefly, also SyFy's 12 Monkeys.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 14, 2017 09:13 PM (peJQi)

333 325. Nahhh.....track-suit reviews, xardbas appreciation articles, and shashlik recipes from yours truly. Snerdly and Rush are secret gopniki.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:13 PM (fA1SL)

334 As we speak, black, windowless vans are pulling up at the Miklos encampment.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:08 PM (fA1SL)

You amuse me, Sir.

My staff assure me that there is nothing on the radar within many miles of my...location.

Other than one very small, no doubt insignificant blip... one of the native fishermen perhaps...

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, activating yellow alert at December 14, 2017 09:14 PM (zCyNd)

335 NOOD!

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 14, 2017 09:14 PM (2sCft)

336 I saw on Instapundit this morning that the Dems complaining about the
FBI bias AGAINST them, and demanding an investigation into the FBI's
animus toward their party, is what prompted the release of Strzok's
emails!!



They're that delusional.



Of course if Trump takes action against Rosenstein, it'll be "shipping him off in a cattle car to the camps" in the Dem press.
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The only way that Trump can be investigated fairly is by using Democrat operates from Hawaii, preferably judges, who have donated millions to the DNC and Hillary.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY PEOPLE!!!

Posted by: The MFM at December 14, 2017 09:14 PM (aT+Bx)

337 Bluebell, is your handle a sugar mag or a dairy reference or neither?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 09:14 PM (PUmDY)

338 Is there a recipe that lists tar, feathers, and a rail as ingredients?

Posted by: Johnny at December 14, 2017 09:14 PM (kUotE)

339 Is there a recipe for custardy in the DC?
Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 09:11

Yes I think ran across more than one as
I skimmied it. All in all a great cookbook.

Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 14, 2017 09:15 PM (yJ1e6)

340 ONT up!

Posted by: MAGA at December 14, 2017 09:16 PM (vLsUj)

341 334. Admit it - ya cheaped out and hired Albanians, didn't ya? They swore they were Bulgarians, but you knew the price seemed too good to be true, and yet....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 14, 2017 09:16 PM (fA1SL)

342 I hear JJ Sefton is doing all of the images in watercolor.

Posted by: garrett at December 14, 2017 09:10 PM (h8hTk)

The Kindle version will have holograms (unless you pay extra)

Posted by: Miklos Molnar, DTP guy at December 14, 2017 09:16 PM (zCyNd)

343 295 Wow. Listening to the 1805 version of Beethoven's opera Fidelio. Third Act Leonora just pulled out her handgun and threatened to plug Pizzaro. One of the most thrilling moments in opera, IMHO.
Posted by: mrp at December 14, 2017 09:04 PM (Pqytn)

Man, way to make me feel like an idiot for listening to music from old X68000 games.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 14, 2017 09:16 PM (yXU4O)

344 JS, check out boards2go,com. Lots of good stuff there

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 09:17 PM (PUmDY)

345 bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde!

In the unlikely event she starts lurking here, uh, maybe I'm the one who could be in trouble.

I'll see if I can keep her talents focused in the kitchen, with the help of a wonderful new cookbook. I'll comment on nasty dirty political things, for an equitable division of labor.

You, Weasel, Muldoon, Bandersnatch, and the proofreaders pulled off an awesome task. Even in the face of "Where's the cookbook?", like a couple of bored 3rd graders on a long car trip asking how much further?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2017 09:18 PM (hyuyC)

346 Posted by: The Face-Sized Spider in MWR's closet


Oh? Have you moved closets, are you the cousin of the face-sized spider we've come to know? Did you change closets out of fear of something?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 14, 2017 09:18 PM (fuK7c)

347 Thank CC, I will.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2017 09:18 PM (/tuJf)

348 Fool me once...

Posted by: andycanuck at December 14, 2017 09:19 PM (QCX64)

349 Bluebell, is your handle a sugar mag or a dairy reference or neither?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 09:14 PM (PUmDY)
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Charlie, neither - Virginia bluebells are my favorite wildflower.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 09:19 PM (kNasr)

350 Dude ... you kill me. You really, really do.

If only.

==

..you two sound like an old married couple.. you really do...

Posted by: a citizen and a scholar at December 14, 2017 09:21 PM (QC/4S)

351 Even in the face of "Where's the cookbook?", like a couple of bored 3rd graders on a long car trip asking how much further?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2017 09:18 PM (hyuyC)
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Salty, I felt bad that it took so long - I wish I could have devoted 8 hours a day to it, but I couldn't. I told Weasel hopefully when people see it they'll understand why it took a while to get it all done.

Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 14, 2017 09:21 PM (kNasr)

352 I knew it would take the time it did, or a lot more. I'm actually amazed at the speed. Well done to one and all.

You can hold your head high. bluebell.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2017 09:24 PM (hyuyC)

353 Ringing that bluebell is a great line from the Sunshine Daydream coda of SUgar Mag. I love it when it they split it up

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 09:27 PM (PUmDY)

354 Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2017 09:18 PM (hyuyC)
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Glad you like it Salty, and our apologies to SaltyWoman!

Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2017 09:29 PM (Sfs6o)

355 I saw Sunshine Daydream at the Denver Death Fest last October!

... before the bloody, violent riot

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 14, 2017 09:33 PM (6FqZa)

356 No apologies needed at all, Weasel. Raised eyebrows is not bad at all. Trust me, the storm warnings go all the way to hurricanes, and this was only a light zephyr.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 14, 2017 09:33 PM (hyuyC)

357 WsP is doing a 3 night nye run at the Fox here. Stoked

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2017 09:35 PM (PUmDY)

358 Ordered a cookbook but Amazon says it won't get here before Christmas. Sad!
Posted by: Totally not President Trump


I ordered mine today and am getting it December 18. I might give it to my visiting sister that day, and then....buy another one!!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 14, 2017 09:40 PM (S6Pax)

359 As soon as a way can be found, like with the economy improving, Obama will take all credit for the defeat of ISIL and say how disappointed he is that Trump thinks he did it himself.

Trump of course credits the military.

Posted by: geoffb at December 14, 2017 09:57 PM (zOpu5)

360 The same reason you don't hear a roar and outcry for banning IEDs and Terrorists even though we just has both in NYC...

Posted by: Rob in Katy at December 14, 2017 10:47 PM (XLRRE)

361 Vic

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 15, 2017 05:31 AM (mpXpK)

362 Cue the endless 'opioid crisis' and heartbreaking homeless stories in 3 . . .2 . . .1 . . .

Posted by: The Completely Objective Media at December 15, 2017 05:44 AM (EATOD)

363 I'm really excited about this victory in a war I had no idea we were fighting. Yay us! But when did the US people authorize a war in Syria?

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at December 15, 2017 07:45 AM (e44Qj)

364 No. The blame does not lie with "us." The blame lies on the media. If it were up to "us" this would be front page news.

Posted by: Annika at December 15, 2017 11:23 AM (vk43t)

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