New Claim From CNN: Anderson Cooper's Assistant Left His Phone Unattended and Unlocked at the Gym; An Unknown Rando Must Have Picked Up the Phone and Used It to Tweet Out that Trump Was a "Tool" and a "Pathetic Loser"

He left his phone unlocked at a gym?

Don't phones lock themselves after like ten seconds of non-use?



Whatever.

What is the provenance of the claim that "geolocation services" prove it the tweet was sent from NY? Are we just relying on Honest Anderson and Never Misled By Sources CNN for that claim?




Someone suggested to me that what likely happened (assuming the "assistant" was even involved in this transaction at all) was that the assistant was tweeting his own anti-trump stuff on his own account, switched to Cooper's account to do the bullshit promotion stuff, then forgot to log out of Cooper's account to begin his own twitter tirades again.

Why should we believe people who continue brazenly lying to us?

CNN isn't just content to pump out #FakeNews about Trump; it's now pumping out #FakeNews about itself, too.

Even Slate -- Slate!!! -- criticizes CNN (and CBS and NBC) for covering up how they all made the same critical mistake about the "Wikileaks decryption key" despite all claiming they had multiple sources confirming the same erroneous date.



Update:



Posted by: Ace at 04:55 PM




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1 First.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 04:52 PM (/qEW2)

2 I think it was the Russians.

Posted by: Aidorndack Patriot at December 13, 2017 04:52 PM (ATVNj)

3 This is an apple.

Posted by: red speck at December 13, 2017 04:53 PM (6Krd7)

4 Oh maaaaannn. We got AC real good.


...Locker Room Bullys...

Posted by: Bruce at December 13, 2017 04:53 PM (8ikIW)

5 I'm sure everything that happens in Cooper's gym is on the up and up!

Posted by: wooga at December 13, 2017 04:54 PM (uCYAx)

6 By gym, they mean bathhouse.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 04:54 PM (4ErVI)

7 I think it's time to fire the assistant too.

Posted by: Bruce at December 13, 2017 04:54 PM (8ikIW)

8 Hacked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAdGhMRBbzY

Posted by: red speck at December 13, 2017 04:55 PM (6Krd7)

9 Yeah, that was it!

Posted by: Coop at December 13, 2017 04:55 PM (IqV8l)

10 By assistant, they mean Anderson's gay lover.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 04:55 PM (4ErVI)

11 The phone wasn't at the gym. It was next to the gloryhole at the bath house.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 13, 2017 04:55 PM (89T5c)

12 That is so ridiculous. Do they really think people are stupid enough to believe this? Cmon AC, if you are going to play mean girl games, own it!

Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 04:56 PM (a0IVu)

13 AC was in DC?
I saw what he did...

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2017 04:56 PM (7uYFy)

14 Please don't shock me like this.

You mean anyone could have done it?

Posted by: Mon Kay at December 13, 2017 04:56 PM (KdDCu)

15
Coop...

Of all the stupid, inane, debaucherous, inapropriate shit you've said on and off the air.....

.... you're going to lie about calling Trump a poopyhead on Twitter???

Srsly??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 13, 2017 04:57 PM (8XRCm)

16 We're gonna need hip boots to wade through this horseshit before this is over.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 04:57 PM (7UW64)

17 Great minds think alike, Dack.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 13, 2017 04:57 PM (89T5c)

18 we need a special counsel to determine Trump's involvement in this sordid affair.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 13, 2017 04:57 PM (ILitO)

19 CNN's excuse is worse than Ox in Stripes explaining that they were looking for a bingo parlor and went into the mud wrestling bar by mistake.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 13, 2017 04:57 PM (OD2ni)

20 Hacked?

You mean like my morning lung butter?


KKKkckccjcjjjjHHHHHh Tooey

...Shillary...

Posted by: Bruce at December 13, 2017 04:57 PM (8ikIW)

21 Something to remember when Cooper and the CNN Rubber Helmet Squad tries to lecture us about national security.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 13, 2017 04:57 PM (ATVNj)

22 I'm not saying it was gayliens...

But it was gayliens.

Posted by: Weasel at December 13, 2017 04:57 PM (Sfs6o)

23 Sort of sad we have elevated Twitter to such a prominent place in our society. Yet here we are.

Posted by: SH at December 13, 2017 04:57 PM (sX1BW)

24 Is this phone related to that gun that just went off killing Kathryn Steinle?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 13, 2017 04:58 PM (+y/Ru)

25 Geolocation tools...

More fucking journalism than they've done in 20 years.

Posted by: golfman at December 13, 2017 04:58 PM (48QDY)

26 The upper crust--typified by the Vanderbilt's-- never liked grasping strivers--as typified by Trump.

It's nothing new.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2017 04:58 PM (7uYFy)

27 this is the dumbest fucking thing i've ever heard. should have went with the dog did it. just as believable.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2017 04:58 PM (KP5rU)

28 Assistant ?

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 04:58 PM (QC/4S)

29 why didn't I think of this excuse?

Posted by: Anthony 'Stretched Hole' Weiner at December 13, 2017 04:58 PM (RKQ/v)

30 Of all the stupid, inane, debaucherous, inapropriate shit you've said on and off the air.....

.... you're going to lie about calling Trump a poopyhead on Twitter???

Srsly??
==============
yes because brian ross got suspended recently. The Queen believes, correctly, that the rules have changed.

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2017 04:58 PM (6LtO5)

31 I went to the same gym and had the same problem.

I have the pictures to prove it.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 13, 2017 04:58 PM (ATVNj)

32 Assistant..like a footman ? a butler ?

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 04:59 PM (QC/4S)

33 I used to have that same Toaster.

Got rid of it, though.




Filthy whore she was.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 04:59 PM (Rk75K)

34 This is how AI will take over the world. First, it takes over twitter, then then internet, then the world.

Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 04:59 PM (KdDCu)

35 32 Assistant..like a footman ? a butler ?

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 04:59 PM (QC/4S)


Fluffer.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 04:59 PM (7UW64)

36 Come on guys! We all left our cell phones unattended in the locker room. Right?

Posted by: dantesed at December 13, 2017 04:59 PM (88xKn)

37 I have a theory about what went down: AC and lover boy fooling around and lover pouts and says 'if you really love me, you would send out a nasty tweet about that buffoon'; AC resists initially but lover boy holds out and in desperation to get some action, AC sends out the tweet.

Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 04:59 PM (a0IVu)

38 Whenever i travel. I always leave my phone in another city. Those damn things are just a nuisance!

Posted by: Bruce at December 13, 2017 05:00 PM (8ikIW)

39 "I went to the same gym and had the same problem.

I have the pictures to prove it.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner"


Please don't share.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 13, 2017 05:00 PM (OD2ni)

40 Assistant..like a footman ? a butler ?
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 04:59 PM (QC/4S)

It's Anderson Cooper we're talking about. So yeah. An ASSistent, a BUTTler and a FOOTlong man....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2017 05:00 PM (7uYFy)

41 And so it begins. Skynet is awake.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 13, 2017 05:00 PM (+y/Ru)

42 By gym, they mean bathhouse.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 04:54 PM (4ErVI)

-------------

That's a quality comment right there.

Posted by: SH at December 13, 2017 05:00 PM (sX1BW)

43 Justice Don Willett confirmed. Nice.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 13, 2017 05:00 PM (OD2ni)

44 No phone, no fear. Why does Cooper need an assistant anyway? He must be a really busy guy coming up with all those lies to squeeze into an itty-bitty "news" profram.

Posted by: bergerbilder at December 13, 2017 05:00 PM (lIZQs)

45 good help is soooo hard to find theses days...

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:01 PM (QC/4S)

46 I went home with the toaster
The way I always do
How was I to know?
It was with the Russians too!
HA!

Send lawyers, guns and money
The toast has hit the fan!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at December 13, 2017 05:01 PM (vcOmj)

47 I'll be darned, same thing happened to me.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 13, 2017 05:01 PM (9tO1t)

48 Justice Don Willett confirmed.






What did that cost us?

Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 05:01 PM (KdDCu)

49 Hey here's a wild ass guess. Maybe just maybe this assistant forgot he was logged into Anderson Cooper's account and thought he was logged into his own account. And I wonder if perhaps if we were to know who this mysterious assistant was and what his personal twitter handle is that we might see a long list of tweets at Trump saying all manner of the same sorts of stuff and worse.







Nah.... Clearly that's just crazypants. Definitely had his phone swiped by a guy at the gym and they managed to get it before it autolocked and tweeted out to Trump

Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 05:01 PM (lKs2v)

50 you know who elsevhad an assistant.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2017 05:01 PM (KP5rU)

51
Anderson Cooper obviously needs to change his easily guessed password of ButtSex to something a little more muscular and girthy.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 05:01 PM (ajiE5)

52 You can't spell "assistant" without an "ass"

Posted by: Office of the Spellchecker General at December 13, 2017 05:01 PM (EzdLW)

53 This is the second time today with a toaster. Can someone fill me in on the joke?

Posted by: Tomato can at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (5vn7I)

54 41 And so it begins. Skynet is awake. woke.

fixt

Posted by: Anachronda at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (sGtp+)

55 Alice Cooper > Anderson Cooper

Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (EzdLW)

56 It's Anderson Cooper we're talking about. So yeah. An ASSistent, a BUTTler and a FOOTlong man....
Posted by: JoeF.


Will the clever innuendos EVER end? But not.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (vcOmj)

57 Anderson Cooper has left his anus unlocked many a times.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (EoRCO)

58
So how did his phone get to NY?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (lKyWE)

59 So is Clint going to make a movie about this incident?


Will the airhead NRO/Weekly Standard pundits weigh in on the importance of the non-response from Trump, so far?


And, OT, I take it that nobody at the hearing today bothered to challenge Rosenstein on the legitimacy of the special counsel appointment, in terms of the governing statute. Nice. But boy they read him the riot act, or something.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (QX0Xt)

60 sounds gayer than a cast meeting for The Rebel

Posted by: nick adams at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (nFwvY)

61 Let's say all this is true. That the assistant left their phone out and someone else picked it up and sent the tweet as a joke. That would pre-suppose that the phantom tweeter knew who the phone belonged to and who the phone's owner worked for, wouldn't it?

Wouldn't it have been funnier if they tweeted pro-Trump stuff on Cooper's account?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (l4NG+)

62 Don't phones lock themselves after like ten seconds of non-use?

Mine does. Everybody's I know does.
But his might be different...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (O5Q3r)

63 The "gym" story seems to have some "holes" in it

Posted by: sofa saver at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (4u7kU)

64
Agent Cooper > Alice Cooper > Anderson Cooper

Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (KdDCu)

65 You can't spell assistant without taints.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (Rk75K)

66 Alice in Wonderland > Alice Cooper > Anderson Cooper

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (QC/4S)

67
Send lawyers, guns and money
The toast has hit the fan!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative

Nice

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (9tO1t)

68 So how did his phone get to NY?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic

Frequent Flier miles

Posted by: Bruce at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (8ikIW)

69 G-d damn Trump making Cooper's assistant so mad that he had to tweet an inappropriate response to the President and then clumsily cover it up. IMPEACH!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (BoMuO)

70
What's this?

Was Nick Adams a pickle smoocher?

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (tjXrB)

71 Trump has truly brought out the cray cray.

He's like the Steve Spurrier of Deplorables.

Posted by: logprof at December 13, 2017 05:03 PM (GsAUU)

72 This is more believable than the time I tried to tell my 3rd grade teacher that the dog ate my homework.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (jxbfJ)

73
I live a couple of blocks from Gloria's momma's boy. I'll go knock on his door and ask.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (mbhDw)

74 49 Definitely had his phone swiped by a guy at the gym and they managed to get it before it autolocked and tweeted out to Trump

Or it's one of them fancypants iPhones that are unlocked by your face and we're dealing with folks that all look alike.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (v3pYe)

75 DB Cooper > Agent Cooper > Alice Cooper > Anderson Cooper

Posted by: SH at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (sX1BW)

76 >> Assistant..like a footman ? a butler ?

Valet. Brit pronunciation: "val it".

Or just twink.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (8O3HH)

77 Even if he admitted to it, he wouldn't be fired. CNN obviously knows it was his fuck up and are helping him cover for it.

But I guess there are a few people out there that still believe journalists like Anderson Cooper are unbiased and they get to keep that illusion for the 3 people left.

Posted by: Maritime at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (lKmt3)

78 Plausible.

Andy, call me.

Posted by: Kathy Griffin - Sad ClownWhore at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (r9UYA)

79 The very idea that this network has any bias against President Trump is baseless.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer, Drinking Chardonnay at the Democrat National Convention at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (ATVNj)

80 Put money on anderson-cooper using the word 'tool' sometimes. Probably a lot.

Posted by: Eromero at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (zLDYs)

81 My bet?
It was Kathy Griffen. Nothing like a woman scorned.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (6n332)

82 The gym, or the 'gym?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

83 Will the clever innuendos EVER end? But not.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (vcOmj)


More like in-yer-end-os, but no, they will never end.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (7UW64)

84 Ooh, slow-ish odd thread, so can I ask for an executive summary of how the tedious Banana guy got banninated?


There really should be sort of a police-blotter-like item in the side-bar, explaining recent bannings of regulars. "Your Bannings Tonight!" or something like that. Then people wouldn't ask annoying questions, like I just did.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (QX0Xt)

85 You know who elves had assistant!?






Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (Rk75K)

86 Winnie Cooper > Alice Cooper > Anderson Cooper

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (wPiJc)

87 He left his phone unlocked at a gym?

It's plausible. These people aren't exactly the brightest bulbs on the tree.

Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (EzdLW)

88 Anderson Cooper's assistant?

Ben

Ben Dover.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (vcOmj)

89 Why does a coiffured newsreader need an assistant?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (oVJmc)

90 75 DB Cooper > Agent Cooper > Alice Cooper > Anderson Cooper
Posted by: SH at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (sX1BW)

CuSO4>DB Cooper > Agent Cooper > Alice Cooper > Anderson Cooper

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (mbhDw)

91 "62 Don't phones lock themselves after like ten seconds of non-use?

Mine does. Everybody's I know does.
But his might be different...
Posted by: tu3031"


If it was an IPhone, you can go in Settings and disable the lock function. You get a warning that it is a bad idea but you can do it.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (OD2ni)

92 "He left his phone unlocked at a gym?"

CNN correction forthcoming:
Oh, did I saw he was AT A gym? I meant he was IN Jim.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (jxbfJ)

93 Remember Anderson Cooper once said that they are the ones that get to decide on what the news is. I believe that was during the ACORN scandal when they were throwing their temper tantrum about being forced to cover it, and Charlie Gibson was saying to leave that to the cables

Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (lKs2v)

94 It seems the Left/Prog/Dems have a difficult time with technology. An astounding number of lost, broken, damaged, erased, hacked equipment. Just bad luck, I guess.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (w1zJX)

95 75 DB Cooper > Agent Cooper > Alice Cooper > Sheldon Cooper >Anderson Cooper

Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (r9UYA)

96 89 Why does a coiffured newsreader need an assistant?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (oVJmc)


Those dingleberries don't harvest themselves.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (mbhDw)

97 The gym, or the 'gym?'


Posted by: Mr. Peebles


******

Yeah, I'm thinking just about every other word in the original post needs to be in scare quotes.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (wPiJc)

98 Rich Zeoli 1210am Phila was just talking about this but doesn't think the assistant had anything to do with it. Their theory is a freind of said assistant did it probably as a prank.

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (aC6Sd)

99 Gary Cooper>DB Cooper > Agent Cooper > Alice Cooper > Anderson Cooper

Posted by: Bruce at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (8ikIW)

100 Anderson Cooper's unnamed gym assistant?

Maybe he got a good bodyman on the rebound: Reggie Love.

Posted by: ShainS at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (CTBHU)

101 Anderson Cooper's assistant?

Ben

Ben Dover.

-------

I just assumed Cooper was more of a catcher.

Posted by: SH at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (sX1BW)

102 Might've been that FBI guy. They know how to do...stuff.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (O5Q3r)

103 You know who elves had assistant!?

Ernie Keebler?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (oVJmc)

104 54 41 And so it begins. Skynet is awake. woke.

fixt
Posted by: Anachronda at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (sGtp+)



There was an. INCIDENT!

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Posted by: Woken Skynet - A joke few will get at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (lKs2v)

105 Damn. When I was young all we had for phony baloney excuses was "the check is in the mail", "the dog ate my homework" and "that statement is inoperative".

Posted by: jakee308 at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (M06hO)

106 Anderson and his assistant in the gym locker room were probably distracted. You know. "Distracted."

Posted by: brak at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (WjCgM)

107 Any body up for Gay Clue ??

Posted by: sofa saver at December 13, 2017 05:07 PM (4u7kU)

108 My guess is the Hacker exploited a Back Door.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 05:07 PM (Rk75K)

109 CuSO4

-----

*strains to remember Gilbert Chemistry set*

Copper sulphate?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 05:07 PM (w1zJX)

110 94 It seems the Left/Prog/Dems have a difficult time with technology. An astounding number of lost, broken, damaged, erased, hacked equipment. Just bad luck, I guess.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (w1zJX)


Probably static electricity from all the wiping with cloth.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 05:07 PM (7UW64)

111 84
Ooh, slow-ish odd thread, so can I ask for an executive summary of how the tedious Banana guy got banninated?





There really should be sort of a police-blotter-like item in the
side-bar, explaining recent bannings of regulars. "Your Bannings
Tonight!" or something like that. Then people wouldn't ask annoying
questions, like I just did.



Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (QX0Xt)
He got banned? Details?!!! I am glad because lordy, he was tedious and un-funny.

Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:07 PM (a0IVu)

112 106
Anderson and his assistant in the gym locker room were probably distracted. You know. "Distracted."


Posted by: brak at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (WjCgM)

The investigator assigned to this case is Dick Tracy

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2017 05:08 PM (jxbfJ)

113 Mini Cooper > DB Cooper > Agent Cooper > Alice Cooper > Sheldon Cooper >Anderson Cooper

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:08 PM (oVJmc)

114 CuSO4>DB Cooper > Agent Cooper > Alice Cooper > Anderson Cooper
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:05 PM (mbhDw)



I was told there weren't going to be any chemistry problems on this quiz.

Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 05:08 PM (EzdLW)

115
He gives a mean rusty trombone.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's valet at December 13, 2017 05:08 PM (8O3HH)

116 Those dingleberries don't harvest themselves.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


********


I've heard that the Dingleberry™, forerunner to the Blackberry, was notoriously easy to hack.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 05:08 PM (wPiJc)

117 108 My guess is the Hacker exploited a Back Door.
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 05:07 PM (Rk75K)

You crack me up

Posted by: sofa saver at December 13, 2017 05:08 PM (4u7kU)

118 99 Gary Cooper>DB Cooper > Agent Cooper > Alice Cooper > Anderson Cooper
Posted by: Bruce at December 13, 2017 05:06 PM (8ikIW)

Gordon Cooper>Gary Cooper>CuSO4>DB Cooper > Agent Cooper >James Fenimore Cooper> Alice Cooper > Bradley Cooper>Anderson Cooper

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:08 PM (mbhDw)

119
Those dingleberries don't harvest themselves.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
-----------

With a name like 'Painful Rectal Itch', it's got to be great jam.

Posted by: SNL, when still funny at December 13, 2017 05:08 PM (w1zJX)

120 Perhaps CNN should put that crack investigation team that broke the 12 diet cokes a day story on this case.

Posted by: SH at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (sX1BW)

121 "Assistant" has "access" to Anderson's "twitter".

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (QC/4S)

122
Any body up for Gay Clue ??
Posted by: sofa saver at December 13, 2017 05:07 PM (4u7kU)

------

When your roomates dick tastes like shit??

Posted by: just the punchline at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (8XRCm)

123

My second sister's third daughter has this happen to her all the time. Her husband does it when he finds her tablet logged into facebook.

He thinks it's funny.

Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (KdDCu)

124 >>He gives a mean rusty trombone.


76 of them. Before every parade.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (Rk75K)

125 There really should be sort of a police-blotter-like item in the
side-bar, explaining recent bannings of regulars. "Your Bannings
Tonight!" or something like that. Then people wouldn't ask annoying
questions, like I just did.



Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (QX0Xt)
He got banned? Details?!!! I am glad because lordy, he was tedious and un-funny.
=========
Oh, I just figured he eventually realized he was in the wrong place and went somewhere else.

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (C6xeQ)

126 82 The gym, or the 'gym?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

--Well, the Greek root of gymnasium means "nekkid"

Posted by: logprof at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (GsAUU)

127
Ben
Ben Dover



Moooooon River....

Posted by: Fletch at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (EzdLW)

128 It's the perfect crime, really. https://t.co/TZI7OfRCv4
-- Sean Davis (@seanmdav) December 13, 2017


No. When Anderson Cooper stole that bra from Bergdorf's ... that was the perfect crime.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (8gDQu)

129 Hacked him? Damn near killed him!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (oVJmc)

130 Flash Gordon>Gordon Cooper>Gary Cooper>CuSO4>DB Cooper > Agent Cooper >James Fenimore Cooper> Alice Cooper > Bradley Cooper>Anderson Cooper

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:09 PM (QC/4S)

131 C'mon folks, cut the guy some slack. It is awfully difficult to keep track of your phone when you have such a loose squeakhole that you wear yourself out trying to keep from becoming incontinent. All that catching can just ruin a guy, y'know?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 05:10 PM (7UW64)

132

Gordon Cooper>Gary Cooper>CuSO4>DB Cooper > Agent Cooper >James Fenimore Cooper> Pat Cooper> Alice Cooper > Bradley Cooper>Chris Cooper>Anderson Cooper

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:10 PM (mbhDw)

133
The investigator assigned to this case is Dick Tracy
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
------

And trusted wingman, Sam Catchem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 05:10 PM (cp1if)

134
Amari Cooper - DB > Gordon Cooper>Gary Cooper>CuSO4>DB Cooper > Agent Cooper >James Fenimore Cooper> Alice Cooper > Bradley Cooper>Anderson Cooper
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:08 PM (mbhDw)

Posted by: just the punchline at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (8XRCm)

135 Winnie Cooper > Mini Cooper > DB Cooper > Agent Cooper > Alice Cooper > Sheldon Cooper >Anderson Cooper

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (6n332)

136 Isn't it surprising that none of these 'honest mistakes' were ever anti-Obama?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (oVJmc)

137 simplemind, that would be a "flounce," in technical jargon, I believe.


Rumor-intelligence seemed to point to a bannination (or bannonination, in his case). Just curious. While tedious and sometimes remarkably clueless, he was usually civil and playful.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (QX0Xt)

138
POOPER SCOOPER

*mic drop*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (mbhDw)

139 I don't lock my phone.. cuz it's a pain in the ass..

But I'm not an idiot.. I've got nothing on that phone.. I do no banking, buying or anything else important on my phone..

I do that stuff on a secure desktop browser..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (so+oy)

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (LAe3v)

141 They want me to believe this but not believe there was any corruption in the Obama DOJ.

Ok then.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (/tuJf)

142 Anyone? Anyone?

Posted by: Gale Gordon at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (j+dfT)

143 136 Isn't it surprising that none of these 'honest mistakes' were ever anti-Obama?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (oVJmc)


Yeah, and that pig in a pantsuit seems to have gotten a pass as well.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (7UW64)

144 Anderson "Chicken" Cooper

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (oVJmc)

145
He also like teabagging.

[Remember back when the Tea Party started, and the MFM was mocking them. Ol' Andy was giggling like a schoolgirl about "teabaggers"

Also Arabian Deathmask.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's valet at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (8O3HH)

146 sock

Posted by: fixerupper at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (8XRCm)

147 Isn't it surprising that none of these 'honest mistakes' were ever anti-Obama?

-----------

Actually, no.

Posted by: SH at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (sX1BW)

148 It wasn't me. I was framed. You can ask my wife, Morgan Fairchild.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (LAe3v)

149
You know who elves had assistant!?


Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (Rk75K)



Santa?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (493sH)

150 They want me to believe this but not believe there was any corruption in the Obama DOJ.

Ok then.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 05:11 PM (/tuJf)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (8gDQu)

151 131 C'mon folks, cut the guy some slack. It is awfully difficult to keep track of your phone when you have such a loose squeakhole that you wear yourself out trying to keep from becoming incontinent. All that catching can just ruin a guy, y'know?
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 05:10 PM (7UW64)


So his nickname is Stretch?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (mbhDw)

152
POOPER SCOOPER


Super Duper!

Posted by: Young Frankenstein Puttin on the Ritz at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (tjXrB)

Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (EzdLW)

154 >>>This is the second time today with a toaster. Can someone fill me in on the joke?

When Anthony Weiner claimed his computer had been "#Hacked," he tried to make a joke: #ToasterStillLoyalThough.

Which was a giveaway: You don't make cutesy jokes when someone has actually hacked you.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (8rNrN)

155 I'm feeling all cooped up in here.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 05:13 PM (wPiJc)

156 test

Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 05:13 PM (EzdLW)

157 It's amazing that a rodeo clown will pay more of a price for disrespecting a president than any member of the press corps?

I take this as proof that rodeo clowns have more of a sense of professional ethics and decorum.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:13 PM (oVJmc)

158 Is that a cruising thing?

Leave your phone open for interested men to add their phone numbers or something?

Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2017 05:13 PM (vDqXW)

159
The phone wasn't at the gym. It was next to the gloryhole at the bath house.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 13, 2017 04:55 PM (89T5c)



Barry O: Why is everyone looking at me now?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 05:13 PM (493sH)

160 My doctor said wearing tight jeans made my boy gay.

Posted by: Gloria Vanderbilt at December 13, 2017 05:13 PM (4ErVI)

161 Coup de grace > all those other Coopers.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 05:14 PM (wPiJc)

162 Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 05:13 PM (EzdLW)

Runway 167 is open. You're clear for commenting.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 05:14 PM (8gDQu)

163 You know who elves had assistant!?


Jeff Sessions?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:14 PM (r9UYA)

164 145


He also like teabagging.



[Remember back when the Tea Party started, and the MFM was mocking
them. Ol' Andy was giggling like a schoolgirl about "teabaggers"



Also Arabian Deathmask.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's valet at December 13, 2017 05:12 PM (8O3HH)

We really should ask Ace to put in a search box on the main page that searches UrbanDictionary.org for these little gems.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2017 05:14 PM (jxbfJ)

165
He got banned? Details?!!! I am glad because lordy, he was tedious and un-funny.

Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:07 PM (a0IVu)


With his perfect record of derailing threads I'm surprised the banning is only for eight days. Dude has 'paid troll' all over his modus operandi.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 05:14 PM (ajiE5)

166 COUP > all coopers

Posted by: The Deep State at December 13, 2017 05:14 PM (EzdLW)

167 Thanks for the toaster explanation, ace. Wow, that's odd. I almost don't really get the joke (Weiner's, that is).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 05:14 PM (QX0Xt)

168 The phone wasn't at the gym. It was next to the gloryhole at the bath house.

You work out our way, I'll work out my way.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Ass Sistant at December 13, 2017 05:15 PM (oVJmc)

169 I'm busy looking for the real toaster fucker.

Posted by: Anderson "O.J." Pooper at December 13, 2017 05:16 PM (Tyii7)

170 Anderson has an air-tight alibi.

Note: One assistant is not enough on days that Anderson wishes to be made "air-tight."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 13, 2017 05:16 PM (h3OTG)

171
So now have solid evidence of a genuine conspiracy to commit subterfuge by a couple of FBI agents for an INSURRECTION.

Posted by: Young Frankenstein Puttin on the Ritz at December 13, 2017 05:16 PM (tjXrB)

172 I did it. - The dog that are someone 's homework

I did it. - The butler

I did it. - Col. Mustard in the conservatory

Posted by: Rgallegos at December 13, 2017 05:16 PM (kXQya)

173 Coupe DeVille > Coup de grace > all those other Coopers

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 05:16 PM (8gDQu)

174 Undressed ike a million dollar trooper. Tying hard to sound like Anderson Cooper (super-duper.)

Posted by: bergerbilder at December 13, 2017 05:16 PM (lIZQs)

175 Thanks Ace. I'm embarrassed top dog had to come to my rescue

Posted by: Tomato can at December 13, 2017 05:16 PM (5vn7I)

176 little deuce coupe

Posted by: dantesed at December 13, 2017 05:16 PM (88xKn)

177 We really should ask Ace to put in a search box on the main page that searches UrbanDictionary.org for these little gems.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2017 05:14 PM (jxbfJ)



An Unknown Rando Must Have Picked Up the Phone and Used It to Tweet Out that Trump Was a "Tool" and a "Pathetic Loser"


rando
an unpredictable, awkward and often creepy individual. a rando is always there in the background, even though no one invited him. Randos tend to be isolated within large groups; they sit in corners and lurk in the shadows of others. Even though everyone is aware of the presence of a rando, no one knows anything about him or her and therefore randos are often unwittingly ignored.

-- Urban Dictionary

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. php?term=rando&defid=4116187

Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 05:17 PM (EzdLW)

178 You work out our way, I'll work out my way.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Ass Sistant at December 13, 2017 05:15 PM (oVJmc)
---
Your dong it wrong.

Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2017 05:17 PM (vDqXW)

179 Catherine Herrige is on some reverse-aging plan that works.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 13, 2017 05:17 PM (fuK7c)

180 169 I'm busy looking for the real toaster fucker.
Posted by: Anderson "O.J." Pooper at December 13, 2017 05:16 PM (Tyii7)


"This is the Central Scrutinizer..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2017 05:17 PM (mbhDw)

181 WHO IS PHONE?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 13, 2017 05:17 PM (/tuJf)

182 Saw Unknown Rando open for Take The Dirt Road at
Chop Suey in Seattle.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:18 PM (r9UYA)

183 this excuse is almost as pathetic as the great "damn honey, I tripped and fell dick first into this Asian tranny hooker"

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 13, 2017 05:18 PM (N6CVU)

184 Totally not believable.

Believable: Help me I'm chained up with 6 other 12-year-old boys in Anderson Cooper's basement! He passed out after raping us and we only have minutes before he wakes up, please hurry!

Posted by: cornbred at December 13, 2017 05:18 PM (MuWf/)

185 PSU/Beaver shooting - Husband killed his wife Then himself

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (y3aQB)

186 Randos are also those guys who come into your house and steal cookies from the cookie jar when you were a kid.

After all, it wasn't you.

Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (vDqXW)

187 I would expect any phone of Anderson Cooper's to largely be filled with HD video of hot man/man action in the gym steam room.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (rznWS)

188 the homosexual, in the parlor, with an iphone.

Posted by: nick adams at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (nFwvY)

189 The Amazing Rando!

/Old MST3K Joke

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (oVJmc)

190 Is it even legal to read CNN Tweets? Or are they just for other journalists?

We need to know.


Posted by: Wikileaks at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (aT+Bx)

191 >>this excuse is almost as pathetic as the great "damn honey, I tripped and fell dick first into this Asian tranny hooker"


That gambit only works on one out of 50 wives.

Posted by: Saudi Prince at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (Rk75K)

192 I would suggest checking the phone for DNA but, well, you know ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (QQ+il)

193 Posted by: Hands at December 13, 2017 05:17 PM (EzdLW)

That was a big build up for that.

I thin the Urban Dictionary is reading a bit too much into it. A "rando" is just a random person.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM (8gDQu)

194 My doctor said wearing tight jeans made my boy gay.
Posted by: Gloria Vanderbilt
------------

Bullshit. The whole lot of The Commodore's grandchildren were batshit as hell. Spoiled, self-indulgent brats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 05:20 PM (cp1if)

195 WHO IS PHONE?
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 13, 2017 05:17 PM (/tuJf)
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Phone and Phone. What is Phone?

Posted by: Hot Dumb Alien Chick at December 13, 2017 05:20 PM (vDqXW)

196 >>>Wouldn't it have been funnier if they tweeted pro-Trump stuff on Cooper's account?

Or at least comically over-the-top against Trump.
Or super homoerotic so as to embarass Cooper.
Either way, the actual tweet was so lame that the most likely explanation is the Weiner scenario, where he simply sent it publicly instead of privately.

Posted by: wooga at December 13, 2017 05:20 PM (uCYAx)

197 Ray Charles saw the whole thing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 05:20 PM (QQ+il)

198 And, OT, I take it that nobody at the hearing today bothered to challenge Rosenstein on the legitimacy of the special counsel appointment, in terms of the governing statute. Nice. But boy they read him the riot act, or something.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 05:02 PM (QX0Xt)

=======

Exactly my first thought and question earlier today.

Posted by: ShainS at December 13, 2017 05:20 PM (CTBHU)

199 >>PSU/Beaver shooting - Husband killed his wife Then himself


That's not how you celebrate Festivus.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 05:20 PM (Rk75K)

200 184 Totally not believable.

Believable: Help me I'm chained up with 6 other 12-year-old boys in Anderson Cooper's basement! He passed out after raping us and we only have minutes before he wakes up, please hurry!

Posted by: cornbred at December 13, 2017 05:18 PM (MuWf/)

One of those meta horror twist endings in that the rescuer who shows up is Harry Reid.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 05:21 PM (4ErVI)

201 Ooh. I like Clue™

I'm going to guess the autoerotic asphyxiator, in the closet, with the rope.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 05:21 PM (wPiJc)

202 I thin the Urban Dictionary is reading a bit too much into it. A "rando" is just a random person.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
------------

If it can be made into something vulgar, pop culture will do it. I grow more disgusted with society every day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 05:21 PM (cp1if)

203 171 Rich Zeoli on 1210am was talking about that before this AC snafu, seems if you put Strzok's emails together before the election there is a conspiracy to start a investigation only for the reason of Hillary's loss ( but before that happened)

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 05:21 PM (aC6Sd)

204 >>I'm going to guess the autoerotic asphyxiator, in the closet, with the rope.


Sorry. It was the map Room.


So close.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 05:22 PM (Rk75K)

205 So Anderson Cooper's assistant suffered the following calamity: Someone at the gym broke into his/her locker; figured out his/her password; logged into Cooper's Twitter; Tweeted a single Tweet from Cooper's account; then replaced the phone in the locker and closed it back up.

There was a Benny Hill skit in which a proper older woman was dozing at the beach, with her camera (in the pre-digital, photographic film era) at her side. Two young guys approached, one picked up the camera, and the other dropped his shorts while the first guy snapped a photo of his junk, then replaced the camera, before running off laughing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 05:22 PM (KYzKs)

206 200 184 Totally not believable.

Believable: Help me I'm chained up with 6 other 12-year-old boys in Anderson Cooper's basement! He passed out after raping us and we only have minutes before he wakes up, please hurry!

Posted by: cornbred at December 13, 2017 05:18 PM (MuWf/)

One of those meta horror twist endings in that the rescuer who shows up is Harry Reid.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 05:21 PM (4ErVI)


Horror twist? No way. Twister, yeah I can dig it.

Posted by: Harry Reid, pederast at December 13, 2017 05:22 PM (MuWf/)

207 Relax. Don't do it.

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at December 13, 2017 05:22 PM (Tyii7)

208 'Sup Coop

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at December 13, 2017 05:22 PM (GsAUU)

209 Bullshit. The whole lot of The Commodore's grandchildren were batshit as hell. Spoiled, self-indulgent brats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 05:20 PM (cp1if)

The one son was better at business than the Commodore. He owned most of the railroads.

Reggie was a wastrel. Drank himself to death. I think that's Gloria's father.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 05:22 PM (4ErVI)

210 One of those meta horror twist endings in that the rescuer who shows up is Harry Reid.


with an exercise band.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 05:23 PM (QQ+il)

211 PSU/Beaver shooting - Husband killed his wife Then himself


Gah. When will these psychos learn to do it in the other order?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 13, 2017 05:23 PM (fuK7c)

212 Damn, Craig Counsell looks so young, like he could still play in the majors.

Posted by: logprof at December 13, 2017 05:23 PM (GsAUU)

213 If you can't trust CNN, I mean, yea. never mind.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2017 05:24 PM (VAlay)

214 But boy they read him the riot act

---

Ya, nothing worse than a flock of self impotent ducks quacking at you like that. The quacking the endless quacking. It will break any man and leave him begging "Stop the quacking, Stop the quacking. Have you no pity?"

/impotent was intended, is not typo.

Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 05:24 PM (KdDCu)

215 >> then replaced the camera, before running off
>> laughing.

And then a chase with Yakety Sax, with the proper woman getting somehow down to her stockings and suspenders as the Brits say?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's valet at December 13, 2017 05:24 PM (8O3HH)

216 Any pics of BF's junk on that phone?

Posted by: Bwarny Fwank at December 13, 2017 05:24 PM (6dFYM)

217 When Anthony Weiner claimed his computer had been "#Hacked," he tried to make a joke: #ToasterStillLoyalThough.

Which was a giveaway: You don't make cutesy jokes when someone has actually hacked you.


The only witness to the tweet hack was Ray Charles.

Posted by: Max Power at December 13, 2017 05:24 PM (QCc6B)

218 I saw Rando in the theater. It was my worst nightmare.

Posted by: Predator at December 13, 2017 05:25 PM (w1zJX)

219
He also likes to wear a Captain's hat and naval uniform. We call him the Colon Commodore.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's valet at December 13, 2017 05:25 PM (8O3HH)

220 anderson a pitcher or catcher. that's the most important thing here. or is he amphibious?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2017 05:25 PM (KP5rU)

221 This is about as plausible as Harry Reid's exercise band snapping in his face.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:25 PM (r9UYA)

222 I blame an under-scrutinized Uber driver for the phone ending up in a NYC "gym".

Posted by: bergerbilder at December 13, 2017 05:25 PM (lIZQs)

223 I'm going to guess the autoerotic asphyxiator, in the closet, with the rope.


Still too soon, man.

Posted by: David Carradine at December 13, 2017 05:25 PM (fuK7c)

224 Which makes the better fashion statement in the forest - a plain aluminum hard hat or one painted white?

Posted by: Weasel at December 13, 2017 05:25 PM (Sfs6o)

225 A couple of guys broke into my apartment and took pictures of themselves putting my toothbrush in their buttholes.

I'm not really complaining about that, just making a statement.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 13, 2017 05:26 PM (RKQ/v)

226 179. Sunday I ran into a grade school friend's mom. Hadn't seen her in decades. She looked to be in her late 50s, but she's in her mid 80s. I was stunned and want some of what she's drinking.

Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2017 05:26 PM (DwF62)

227 Didn't Counsell play for the Diamondbacks?

Posted by: dantesed at December 13, 2017 05:27 PM (88xKn)

228 There was a Benny Hill skit in which a proper older woman was dozing at the beach, with her camera (in the pre-digital, photographic film era) at her side. Two young guys approached, one picked up the camera, and the other dropped his shorts while the first guy snapped a photo of his junk, then replaced the camera, before running off laughing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 05:22 PM

A couple decades back when I married the lovely and talented Mrs. Minnfidel it was a new fad of putting disposable cameras on the tables. It seemed like a good idea at the time and most, most were fun pics. Then we got to the pics my buddies (did I mention open bar all night) took. yea. Of course it was MY fault because they were my drunken buddies with a snoot full.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2017 05:27 PM (VAlay)

229 King Putt said he had a pen AND A PHONE!!!!!

*cue scary music*

where was he when the AC was doing 'pushups'?

Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2017 05:27 PM (6dFYM)

230
Reggie was a wastrel.

A "Westrel" virgin like in that song?

Posted by: Young Frankenstein Puttin on the Ritz at December 13, 2017 05:27 PM (tjXrB)

231 Ooh, slow-ish odd thread, so can I ask for an executive summary of how the tedious Banana guy got banninated?

There really should be sort of a police-blotter-like item in the side-bar, explaining recent bannings of regulars. "Your Bannings Tonight!" or something like that. Then people wouldn't ask annoying questions, like I just did.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (QX0Xt)


========

It happened on yesterday's morning report:

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=372917

His comments have been deleted, so it's a bit difficult to figure out exactly what happened - all you can see are the responses. I think he was attacking a commenter and went over the line. Anyway, it's a welcome relief, long overdue.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 05:27 PM (/qEW2)

232 Maybe mashing Anderson Cooper's face into the mire of his own blood will jog his memory.

Posted by: Frank Booth at December 13, 2017 05:27 PM (FTPVM)

233 Which makes the better fashion statement in the forest - a plain aluminum hard hat or one painted white?

---


White is the symbol of authority. One must always respect the authorities.

Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 05:27 PM (KdDCu)

234 Reggie was a wastrel. Drank himself to death. I think that's Gloria's father.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
------------

Cornelia (grandchild) -> total whack job

Posted by: Predator at December 13, 2017 05:27 PM (w1zJX)

235 If ya wanna know what happened, JJ's morning thread on Tuesday. It's all earlyin the thread unless it has been been deleted. I'm not going back to check myself.

Posted by: cfo mom at December 13, 2017 05:28 PM (RfzVr)

236 I don't care about this.

All I know is McConnell needs to be hounded out office. He purposely tanked a Republican candidate because he didn't want him in the Senate.

Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 05:28 PM (LnOh3)

237 This is clearly a case of misogyny and sexual harassment.



Call for rates.


Ask about our gift cards.

Posted by: Gloria Allred - curiously client-free at the moment at December 13, 2017 05:28 PM (XSUzW)

238 226
179. Sunday I ran into a grade school friend's mom. Hadn't seen her in
decades. She looked to be in her late 50s, but she's in her mid 80s. I
was stunned and want some of what she's drinking.

Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2017 05:26 PM (DwF62)

Dear Penthouse Letters,I never thought it would happen to me, but...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

239 Bullshit. The whole lot of The Commodore's grandchildren were batshit as hell. Spoiled, self-indulgent brats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 13, 2017 05:20 PM (cp1if)



He's in a bath house
He's mighty mighty gay
And letting it all hang out

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 05:29 PM (493sH)

240

If ya wanna know what happened, JJ's morning thread on Tuesday.

Happened with what?

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2017 05:29 PM (tjXrB)

241 212 Damn, Craig Counsell looks so young, like he could still play in the majors.
Posted by: logprof
_________

He looked like a Little Leaguer when he played in the majors.

Posted by: Furious George at December 13, 2017 05:29 PM (j+dfT)

242 Which makes the better fashion statement in the forest - a plain aluminum hard hat or one painted white?
--------

White is problematic, after Labor Day.

Posted by: Patty Hearst at December 13, 2017 05:29 PM (w1zJX)

243
There was a Benny Hill skit in which a proper older woman was dozing
at the beach, with her camera (in the pre-digital, photographic film
era) at her side. Two young guys approached, one picked up the camera,
and the other dropped his shorts while the first guy snapped a photo of
his junk, then replaced the camera, before running off laughing.
---

OMG.

It happened JUST LIKE THAT!!!

Posted by: Gloria Vanderbilt's Son Who is TOTES Qualified for his CNN Job at December 13, 2017 05:29 PM (aT+Bx)

244
All I know is McConnell needs to be hounded out office. He purposely
tanked a Republican candidate because he didn't want him in the Senate.


It's not the first time.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

245 His comments have been deleted, so it's a bit difficult to figure out exactly what happened - all you can see are the responses. I think he was attacking a commenter and went over the line. Anyway, it's a welcome relief, long overdue.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


I f***ing went to bat to tolerate his crap. Pisses me off. Eff him.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Cylon Cassandra at December 13, 2017 05:30 PM (AM1GF)

246 I was hacked!

*squirt*

Posted by: AC in the DC Bitchez at December 13, 2017 05:30 PM (pXQWt)

247 White is the symbol of authority. One must always respect the authorities.
Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 05:27 PM (KdDCu)
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Kind of what I was thinking. I'm king of the forest!

Posted by: Weasel at December 13, 2017 05:30 PM (Sfs6o)

248 So his Apple got bananaed ??

Posted by: sofa saver at December 13, 2017 05:30 PM (4u7kU)

249 Which makes the better fashion statement in the forest - a plain aluminum hard hat or one painted white?
Posted by: Weasel at December 13, 2017 05:25 PM


Plaid, of course.

Posted by: GQ Lumberjack-in-Residence at December 13, 2017 05:30 PM (ctuyM)

250 220
anderson a pitcher or catcher. that's the most important thing here. or is he amphibious?

Posted by: chavez the hugo


Sheesh, what a maroon. The word you're looking for is amphoteric. Amphoteric. Ask Jay Guevara.

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 05:30 PM (LAe3v)

251 There really should be sort of a police-blotter-like item in the
side-bar, explaining recent bannings of regulars. "Your Bannings
Tonight!" or something like that. Then people wouldn't ask annoying
questions, like I just did.
Posted by: rhomboid

Like 'Hoosegow Honeys' !

Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 05:31 PM (oiNtH)

252 >>Like 'Hoosegow Honeys' !


Oui!

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2017 05:31 PM (Rk75K)

253 >>PSU/Beaver shooting - Husband killed his wife Then himself


I'm assuming this is the PSU campus in Beaver Falls?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2017 05:31 PM (9k52Q)

254 This is an Apple phone.

You might think it's an Android.

But it's and Apple.

Just not, ya know, Anderson Cooper's Apple.

Posted by: This is CNN at December 13, 2017 05:32 PM (/tuJf)

255 244
All I know is McConnell needs to be hounded out office. He purposely
tanked a Republican candidate because he didn't want him in the Senate.

It's not the first time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

--------

He is a cancer on the Republican Party and needs to be removed.

Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 05:32 PM (LnOh3)

256 the "gym" or the "bath house"?

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2017 05:33 PM (Mjus2)

257 >>He is a cancer on the Republican Party and needs to be removed.

He persists.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:33 PM (r9UYA)

258 McCain has been hospitalized apparently; his office says for routine side effects due to chemo...playing it off as a no big deal..but...

Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:33 PM (a0IVu)

259 So this is all the fun I miss by not being on Twitter eh?

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 05:33 PM (Yv2mu)

260 >>He is a cancer on the Republican Party and needs to be removed.

Would it be ok if we waited until after we get the tax cuts?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 05:34 PM (/tuJf)

261 Oops. The PSU/Beaver is in Monaca, Pa, not Beaver Falls. Minor issue, I know.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2017 05:34 PM (9k52Q)

262 258 McCain has been hospitalized apparently; his office says for routine side effects due to chemo...playing it off as a no big deal..but...

When that fxcker kicks who replaces him?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:34 PM (r9UYA)

263 That gambit only works on one out of 50 wives.
Posted by: Saudi Prince at December 13, 2017 05:19 PM


I am in awe of the cut of your jib?

Would you have a newsletter to which I might subscribe?

Posted by: zombie Brigham Young at December 13, 2017 05:34 PM (ctuyM)

264 McCain has been hospitalized apparently; his office says for routine
side effects due to chemo...playing it off as a no big deal..but...


I have nothing charitable to say about that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:34 PM (oVJmc)

265 Dang. I should have read the comments first. Everyone saw that as "bath house."

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2017 05:34 PM (Mjus2)

266 Ever notice that Mitch McConnell looks more like a turtle than an actual turtle? Just sayin.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2017 05:35 PM (VAlay)

267 Totally believable.Every stupid thing I've ever posted here was somebody using my phone while I was st the gym...

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2017 05:35 PM (LiyEm)

268 All I know is McConnell needs to be hounded out office. He purposely
tanked a Republican candidate because he didn't want him in the Senate.

It's not the first time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

This whole kerfuffle is about me selecting our candidates for all senatorial elections, which btw, I will be doing in the future. And furthermore, I deem myself to such a person in KY

Posted by: Mitch the Bitch at December 13, 2017 05:35 PM (4u7kU)

269 you know, for some reason I feel compelled, in the sprit of the holiday season of course, to put the following up :

"Why do you look at the speck in your brother's eye, but fail to notice the beam in your own eye ?"

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:35 PM (QC/4S)

270 262, When that fxcker kicks who replaces him?



Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:34 PM (r9UYA)
Special election and we get a democrat..but hey, who would notice the difference?

Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:35 PM (a0IVu)

271 258
McCain has been hospitalized apparently; his office says for routine
side effects due to chemo...playing it off as a no big deal..but...


Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:33 PM (a0IVu)

After I'm dead, I'll be one less vote for the Tax Bill.

Posted by: Soon to be Zombie McCain at December 13, 2017 05:36 PM (RbSs1)

272 anderson a pitcher or catcher. that's the most important thing here. or is he amphibious?

Posted by: chavez the hugo

Sheesh, what a maroon. The word you're looking for is amphoteric. Amphoteric. Ask Jay Guevara.
Posted by: pep


The word you are looking for is "yes".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 05:36 PM (ftdxp)

273 Like 'Hoosegow Honeys' !
Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 05:31 PM


Isn't bluebell is the moderator of that list?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2017 05:36 PM (ctuyM)

274
"Why do you look at the speck in your brother's eye, but fail to notice the beam in your own eye ?"


If I'm able to look with a beam in my eye, I think I'm doing pretty good.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

275 Well at least Gloria Allred got caught with fake evidence.

Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2017 05:36 PM (6dFYM)

276 266 Ever notice that Mitch McConnell looks more like a turtle than an actual turtle? Just sayin.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2017 05:35 PM (VAlay)

Mind you,I'm only going on a rumor i've heard, BUT MORE LIKE A TURDLE'S ASS

Posted by: Mitch the Bitch at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (4u7kU)

277 Isn't that picture the assistant's new abode? He's moving in as we speak.

Posted by: geoffb at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (zOpu5)

278 Well at least Gloria Allred got caught with fake evidence.
Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2017 05:36 PM

Wait, wut?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (VAlay)

279 Special election and we get a democrat..but hey, who would notice the difference?

Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:35 PM (a0IVu)

True that. What about the MILF doc that ran?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (r9UYA)

280 >> this excuse is almost as pathetic as the great "damn honey, I tripped and fell dick first into this Asian tranny hooker"

----------------

It happens.

Posted by: Fat Leonard Rear Admiral at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (8O3HH)

281 McCain has been hospitalized apparently.
******

oh really.

Is he worried about his coinsurance? His deductible? Or his premiums?

Maybe we should take up a collection. A GoFundMe, perhaps.

To help in this time of need.

Posted by: the rest of US at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (XSUzW)

282 Well at least Gloria Allred got caught with fake evidence.


I'm still hoping that Moore sues all of them into suicide.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (QQ+il)

283 McConnell is likely doomed. His approval ratings back home reek.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 05:38 PM (4ErVI)

284 If I'm able to look with a beam in my eye, I think I'm doing pretty good.

==

the amazing beam man

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:38 PM (QC/4S)

285 baby, i've got a redwood in my eye, which explains something here, but i don't want to talk about it, except to say...

THAT EASTWOOD FLICK LOOKS FANTASTIC!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 13, 2017 05:38 PM (Pg+x7)

286
Don't be making fun of people suffering from cataracts.

Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 05:39 PM (KdDCu)

287 I'm assuming this is the PSU campus in Beaver Falls?

Close, it's in that part of Pennsylvania that's basically Ohio.

I had to look all of this up. I grew up in PA and went to Penn State but I still don't get half of the Pennsylvania mentions.

You could fit four or five European "countries" (principalities with their own currency) into Pennsylvania and still have room for Delaware.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 13, 2017 05:39 PM (fuK7c)

288 McConnell is likely doomed. His approval ratings back home reek.

He and his wife Margret Chou have tons of money to retire on.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 05:39 PM (QQ+il)

289 McCain in the hospital right as final tax bill vote is coming up.

It's almost as if.......

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 05:39 PM (Yv2mu)

290 Wonder what kinda phone Gloria Allred will be using when she returns Bev Young's phone calls 38 YEARS FROM NOW

Posted by: Mitch the Bitch at December 13, 2017 05:40 PM (4u7kU)

291 Who will dare to run against Mitch ?

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:40 PM (QC/4S)

292 >>291 Who will dare to run against Mitch ?

Jesus?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:40 PM (r9UYA)

293 Please tell the public the name of that gym so we can avoid it for health reasons.

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2017 05:40 PM (HgMAr)

294 He and his wife Margret Chou have tons of money to retire on.

Well what are they waitin' for?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:40 PM (oVJmc)

295 283
McConnell is likely doomed. His approval ratings back home reek.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


Nah. His carapace is thick.

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (LAe3v)

296 Anderson Cooper's 'assistant'.

I'm reminded of the scene in Young Frankenstein when Kahn asks Garr, "What is it exactly you do here?"

Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (RbSs1)

297 291: hobo living under the overpass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (KP5rU)

298 Who will dare to run against Mitch ?
***


Rematch, shell-boy?

Posted by: the Hare at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (XSUzW)

299 291 Who will dare to run against Mitch ?

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:40 PM (QC/4S)

The neighborhood meth head with three teeth would do a better job.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (4ErVI)

300 289
McCain in the hospital right as final tax bill vote is coming up.



It's almost as if.......

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 05:39 PM (Yv2mu)
They can bloody well wheel him in to the senate on his hospital bed for the vote.

Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (a0IVu)

301 Oh CNN! Of all the Fake News, you're the Fake Newsiest!!

Posted by: Linus at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (K3F/8)

302 the amazing beam man
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:38 PM


You're not the first to say that.

Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (ctuyM)

303 A friend who was a paramedic in West Hollywood told me that they once answered a call where a guy had a cucumber up his ass so far he couldn't get it out. His explanation was that he was putting away his groceries and fell.

That was a more believable story than gym-phone-hacked.

Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 05:42 PM (oiNtH)

304 294 He and his wife Margret Chou have tons of money to retire on.

Well what are they waitin' for?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 05:40 PM (oVJmc)

Transportation

Posted by: Mitch the Bitch at December 13, 2017 05:42 PM (4u7kU)

305 Who will dare to run against Mitch ?

What happened to that warlock guy?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 05:42 PM (QQ+il)

306 I was there for the BSG banning. Him an Ignoramus got in a scuffle. BSG posted something the Monday night Moore about a friend of Moore's statement at the rally.

The friend was relaying that in Vietnam him an Moore accidentally walked into a brothel and once Moore figured out where they where they had to get out of there because that was wrong.

BSG twisted (probably from the HuffPo report) that Moore and his friend went to the brothel to get him some potang but slyly saying they didn't do anything wrong.

BSG specifically compared it to Clinton "I smoked but didn't inhale".

It was pretty damn low class because BSG made a false comparison, quoted the friend incorrectly, and said Moore left his friend at the brothel.

It was not a good way to start off the morning.


Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (LnOh3)

307 Talk about Cooper falling into a lady boys ass-

Doctor Linked to Haiti and Mentioned in Wikileaks Is Found Dead ... After Stabbing Himself in the Chest(?)
-GP

Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (r9UYA)

308 >>They can bloody well wheel him in to the senate on his hospital bed for the vote.

Just bring the tumor. It's more reliable.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (/tuJf)

309 McCain in the hospital. Are Tax Cuts dead?

Posted by: Monk at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (g4lFK)

310 McCain in the hospital right as final tax bill vote is coming up.


It's almost as if.......

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 05:39 PM (Yv2mu)

They can bloody well wheel him in to the senate on his hospital bed for the vote.

Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (a0IVu)




With his dying breath he'll vote against it as one final FU

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (493sH)

311 Even if McConnell suddenly retreated into his shell and died, we'd get...John Cornyn as his replacement.

So we got that going for us.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (4ErVI)

312
There's a medical term, which escapes me now, for when a terminal patient appears better for a short term, but then rapidly goes down the tube.

I have a feeling McCain's 'better' period is now over.

It's like life says, 'we're going to give you the strength to get your act together for a while and make amends'. Some people do the right thing during this period. Then there's John McCain.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (ajiE5)

313 This McCain thing will mean either tax cuts fail as he doesn't vote or the vote is delayed until he comes back, when Jones is in to vote no.

That cancerous fuck has fuckes us again.

Unreal.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (bETk1)

314 83. More like in-yer-end-os, but no, they will never end.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 13, 2017 05:04 PM (7UW64)


Thanks for my first good laugh in 24 hours.

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (Mjus2)

315 Just on a whim, I googled "Jim Beam sucks", and of course, there are entire web forums dedicated to the topic. The internet is a miraculous thing.

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (LAe3v)

316 "Who will dare to run against Mitch ? "

Tanned, ready, and rested.

Posted by: John Boner at December 13, 2017 05:44 PM (KvWlw)

317 281 McCain has been hospitalized apparently.
******

oh really.

Is he worried about his coinsurance? His deductible? Or his premiums?

Maybe we should take up a collection. A GoFundMe, perhaps.

To help in this time of need.
Posted by: the rest of US at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (XSUzW)
I really think Congress should be enrolled in the VA as their health insurance and provider, and given no preferential treatment over the military enrolled. Afterall, its run great right, and its all fixed now. And government run healthcare for a large group of people vs <1000 is totally workable and good for all right?

Posted by: Woken Skynet - A joke few will get at December 13, 2017 05:44 PM (lKs2v)

318 Sheesh, what a maroon. The word you're looking for is amphoteric. Amphoteric. Ask Jay Guevara.
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 05:30 PM (LAe3v)


LOL!

Or maybe "zwitter-ion."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 05:44 PM (KYzKs)

319 the amazing beam man
Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:38 PM

You're not the first to say that.
Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2017 05:41 PM (ctuyM)


don't forget your pal Johny Walker and his brothers Back and Red

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 05:44 PM (QC/4S)

320 DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! The Woken Sock

Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 05:45 PM (lKs2v)

321 >> "Who will dare to run against Mitch ? "


I will do this thing. ...though I do not know the way.

Posted by: Frodo Baggins at December 13, 2017 05:45 PM (Rk75K)

322
The tax cut bill should be voted down because it is tax cuts for the rich
--LATimes

Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 05:45 PM (KdDCu)

323 311
Even if McConnell suddenly retreated into his shell and died, we'd get...John Cornyn as his replacement.



So we got that going for us.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis



Why? Why would you say that? The though of spending the next x years looking at that vacant hamhead sends me into conniptions.

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 05:45 PM (LAe3v)

324 315. It does. Watery and weak.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 13, 2017 05:46 PM (fA1SL)

325
Daily Mail had one a while back about some Brit businessman who was defenestrated by ladyboys at a Bangkok hotel.

It was dispute over payment.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 05:46 PM (8O3HH)

326 YOU will get your wish LATimes.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 05:46 PM (bETk1)

327 Who will dare to run against Mitch ?

--------

Grim reaper?

Why the hell does Mo Brooks get cancer and McConnell is scot free?? Are turtles diets that healthy?

I would prefer to hound him out of office.

Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 05:46 PM (LnOh3)

328 >> "Who will dare to run against Mitch ? "
...........

I will, and this time I'll kick his ass.

Posted by: The Hare at December 13, 2017 05:47 PM (HgMAr)

329 McTurdle is just a front man for The Party.

Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2017 05:47 PM (RbSs1)

330 Anderson Coopers lie will just be smirked and snickered at by the Left.. he is of their tribe, and his bonafides are impeccable.
That is who they are. We, on the other hand, are not allowed to cut slack for misdeeds by our tribe, and are required to have higher standards.... ( something something, level playing field for combat )...

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 05:47 PM (zSVEm)

331 Maybe we should take up a collection. A GoFundMe, perhaps.

To help in this time of need.


*********


I vote for having Jimmy Kimmel lug him out on stage in a fireman's carry and make a pitch for CHP funding.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 13, 2017 05:47 PM (wPiJc)

332 There's a medical term, which escapes me now, for when a terminal patient appears better for a short term, but then rapidly goes down the tube.


Rally?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:47 PM (r9UYA)

333 Why'd he even attempt to cover this up? This is par for the course when it comes to liberal discourse nowadays.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 05:47 PM (/qEW2)

334 287 I'm assuming this is the PSU campus in Beaver Falls?

Close, it's in that part of Pennsylvania that's basically Ohio.

I had to look all of this up. I grew up in PA and went to Penn State but I still don't get half of the Pennsylvania mentions.

You could fit four or five European "countries" (principalities with their own currency) into Pennsylvania and still have room for Delaware.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 13, 2017 05:39 PM (fuK7c)



I'm in Ohio, and 2/3rds of the state might as well be references to Kentucky West Virginia and Pennsylvania for all I know about them.

Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 05:47 PM (lKs2v)

335 303 A friend who was a paramedic in West Hollywood told me that they once answered a call where a guy had a cucumber up his ass so far he couldn't get it out. His explanation was that he was putting away his groceries and fell.

That was a more believable story than gym-phone-hacked.
Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 05:42 PM (oiNtH)


I had a friend who volunteered weekends at SF General to cheer up his application for med school.

You know how they find license plates, boots, etc. in sharks' stomachs?

Yeah. It was like that. Every Monday he used to regale us with stories of what they'd fished out rear ends that weekend. Some of the stories were incredible, but he swore that they were all true.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 05:48 PM (KYzKs)

336 It was pretty damn low class because BSG made a false comparison, quoted the friend incorrectly, and said Moore left his friend at the brothel.

It was not a good way to start off the morning.


Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 05:43 PM (LnOh3)


Easily overlooked if the first time. But damn. Day after day the same stuff? I feel sorry for JJ who throws a ton of links together in the pre-dawn hours then the skunk walks into the thread, raises its tail, and releases the stench.

I don't know what pathology makes someone want others to hate him but bandana guy has it.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 05:48 PM (ajiE5)

337 Didn't the Turtle have polio at one time?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:48 PM (r9UYA)

338 McStain retires or well really retires Arizona better come up with a canadate with stellar sexual history without 1 stain since they were born.

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 05:49 PM (aC6Sd)

339 Well Anderson, you're not fit to clean Trumps toilets...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 13, 2017 05:49 PM (O2RFr)

340 Yeah. It was like that. Every Monday he used to regale us with stories
of what they'd fished out rear ends that weekend. Some of the stories
were incredible, but he swore that they were all true.


The worst I ever heard about was a live artillery shell. Yes, they did get it out.

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 05:49 PM (LAe3v)

341
Yep, look up "Tales of the ER". The funny thing is it mostly dudes who accidentally sit on stuff. Women rarely do.

But they do get stuff stuck up their hoohahs, and some of those are quite amazing.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 05:50 PM (8O3HH)

342 Daily Mail had one a while back about some Brit businessman who was defenestrated by ladyboys at a Bangkok hotel.

One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 05:50 PM (QQ+il)

343 Ow, my head.

Posted by: Sen. Drooling John (R) at December 13, 2017 05:50 PM (HgMAr)

344 Thanks for the banning brief. But someone said it's more a time-out - 8 days? If true, disappointing.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 05:50 PM (QX0Xt)

345 McStain retires or well really retires Arizona better come up with a
canadate with stellar sexual history without 1 stain since they were
born.
===

No worries. SHE will be without sin.

Posted by: the rest of US at December 13, 2017 05:50 PM (XSUzW)

346 278 Well at least Gloria Allred got caught with fake evidence.
Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2017 05:36 PM

Wait, wut?
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (VAlay)


Please tell me that that's true, in which case I will really believe in the power of prayer after all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 05:50 PM (KYzKs)

347 McCain has been hospitalized apparently; his office says for routine
side effects due to chemo...playing it off as a no big deal..but...


Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:33 PM (a0IVu)

After I'm dead, I'll be one less vote for the Tax Bill.
Posted by: Soon to be Zombie McCain at December 13, 2017 05:36 PM (RbSs1)

Im torn. Without McCain is it a tie, with Pence as the tie breaker?

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2017 05:50 PM (Mjus2)

348 Yeah. It was like that. Every Monday he used to regale us with stories of what they'd fished out rear ends that weekend. Some of the stories were incredible, but he swore that they were all true.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

One must have a very strong stomach for that work - yikes!

Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 05:51 PM (oiNtH)

349 George Cukor > Anderson Cooper. And no slouch himself when it came to the bathhouses.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 05:51 PM (/qEW2)

350 Didn't the Turtle have polio at one time?

Toelio.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 05:51 PM (QQ+il)

351
Rally?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 05:47 PM (r9UYA)


That's the idea. But in medical-ease.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 05:51 PM (ajiE5)

352 The Pittsburgh side of the state to most Philadelphia area residents might as well be west of the Rockys for all we know.

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 05:51 PM (aC6Sd)

353 340
Yeah. It was like that. Every Monday he used to regale us with stories
of what they'd fished out rear ends that weekend. Some of the stories
were incredible, but he swore that they were all true.

The worst I ever heard about was a live artillery shell. Yes, they did get it out.
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 05:49 PM (LAe3v)

You know, I just do not comprehend that sort of behavior... which is probably a good thing, on reflection... how in the world does that relate to sex?

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 05:52 PM (zSVEm)

354 CNN is total bullshit top to bottom. Even the fukking janitor and maid lie to keep their job.

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 13, 2017 05:52 PM (yhf6w)

355 I really, really hate that toaster.

Posted by: Dave Lister at December 13, 2017 05:52 PM (GlIjD)

356 340 Yeah. It was like that. Every Monday he used to regale us with stories of what they'd fished out of rear ends that weekend. Some of the stories were incredible, but he swore that they were all true.

The worst I ever heard about was a live artillery shell. Yes, they did get it out.
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 05:49 PM (LAe3v)


The funniest one (from a later era) was a guy who for reasons best known to himself stuck a pager up his ass.

The receiving physician said he needed the number "for the records" and then amused the ER staff by calling the guy repeatedly to watch him jump every time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 05:52 PM (KYzKs)

357 We, on the other hand, are not allowed to cut slack for misdeeds by our
tribe, and are required to have higher standards.... ( something
something, level playing field for combat )...


PISS ON YOU, I'M WORKIN' FOR MEL BROOKS!

Posted by: Taggart at December 13, 2017 05:53 PM (oVJmc)

358 Is Turtle a misnomer? Isn't he more tortoise?

Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 05:53 PM (LnOh3)

359 If there was a history of busty girl pr0n peeks on that phone at that time, we can be pretty sure Mr Cooper is telling the truth.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2017 05:53 PM (6FqZa)

360 You know, I just do not comprehend that sort of
behavior... which is probably a good thing, on reflection... how in the
world does that relate to sex?

Posted by: kraken


I'm afraid this is an area in which I have nothing to offer.

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 05:53 PM (LAe3v)

361 Without Mccain it's 50-49. But Collins is saying she doesn't like the compromise bill. So eiyher the bill is dead or they have to bribe her some more with some leftist bullshit.

Posted by: #neverskankles at December 13, 2017 05:53 PM (bETk1)

362 346 278 Well at least Gloria Allred got caught with fake evidence.
Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2017 05:36 PM

Wait, wut?
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2017 05:37 PM (VAlay)

Please tell me that that's true, in which case I will really believe in the power of prayer after all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 05:50 PM (KYzKs)



They mean the year book, where the woman admitted to making the notes on the signature or whatever. Especially hilarious after the WaPo had handwriting expert declare the signature and text with it had all been written by the same person.

Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 05:53 PM (lKs2v)

363 The Pittsburgh side of the state to most Philadelphia area residents might as well be west of the Rockys for all we know.


It is! Have you seen the Deer Hunter? They all get drunk at a wedding in Pittsburgh and then drive all night and wake up in the Rockies with mule deer and Alpine mountains and stuff.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 13, 2017 05:53 PM (fuK7c)

364 347 McCain has been hospitalized apparently; his office says for routine
side effects due to chemo...playing it off as a no big deal..but...

Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:33 PM (a0IVu)

---

Routine plastic wood re-patch.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 13, 2017 05:53 PM (h3OTG)

365 40mm up the tailpipe?

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2017 05:54 PM (LiyEm)

366 I dont twitter, but apparently there is a Twilert app or something that allows one to pinpoint the geolocation of a tweet.
Ill leave it to the twitterers as to whether that is automatic or something you have to buy. CNN. Im skeptical of everything.

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2017 05:54 PM (Mjus2)

367 We have guys come into our ER with objects in their poop-shoot. Some do it deliberately as it is their "thing" to have a female nurse remove it. Once known, we flag these frequent fliers as to be seen by males only. Of course that wouldn't work in SF or W. Hollywood.

Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 05:54 PM (oiNtH)

368 >>Is Turtle a misnomer? Isn't he more tortoise?

A tortoise? What's a tortoise?

Posted by: Leon at December 13, 2017 05:54 PM (/tuJf)

369
Another good one I remember was a bout a lady ER doc. SOme dude comes in and she has to fish something stuck out of his ass.

He came back, several times, with the same problem. She found out he had figured out her shifts and would specifically ask for her. He was getting off on her doing that specifically.

Someone joked that the next time she time she fished something out of his, it would be a little box with an engagement ring.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 05:55 PM (8O3HH)

370 Are we talking about a "gym" or are we talking about a "Jim"?

Posted by: Tuna at December 13, 2017 05:55 PM (jm1YL)

371 368 You know wgat a turtle is?Same thing...

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2017 05:55 PM (LiyEm)

372 Read the card!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 13, 2017 05:55 PM (QQ+il)

373 After watching the Clint Eastwood trailer, I saw the trailer for THE FINAL YEAR, a Documentary on Obam's last year in office. I just want to see the part where they show Trump winning the Presidency.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 13, 2017 05:55 PM (dKiJG)

374 Are we talking about a "gym" or are we talking about a "Jim"?

Clearly, it was djinns.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2017 05:56 PM (6FqZa)

375 "McCain has been hospitalized apparently; his office says for routine
side effects due to chemo...playing it off as a no big deal..but... "

Shame on me but this does not sadden me.

Posted by: Tuna at December 13, 2017 05:56 PM (jm1YL)

376 I've posted this before. Still...

"McCain has been hospitalized apparently; his office says for routine side effects due to chemo...playing it off as a no big deal..but...
Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 05:33 PM (a0IVu)"

"The surgeons have decided that it would be safer to remove the brain and leave the tumor. Big mistake"


https://tinyurl.com/ycjwm3no

Posted by: bergerbilder at December 13, 2017 05:56 PM (lIZQs)

377 >>You know wgat a turtle is?Same thing...

My mother? I'll tell you about my mother!

Posted by: Leon at December 13, 2017 05:56 PM (/tuJf)

378 The funniest one (from a later era) was a guy who for reasons best known to himself stuck a pager up his ass.

The receiving physician said he needed the number "for the records" and then amused the ER staff by calling the guy repeatedly to watch him jump every time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 05:52 PM (KYzKs)



I bet if you were to get to see his phone records for that day you would have noticed him calling his own pager multiple times. Then about 15 minutes later calling the hospital.

Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 05:56 PM (lKs2v)

379 The tumor is a Great American.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2017 05:56 PM (QQ+il)

380
The last time I was at PSU main campus I thought the shark was jumped. No longer American campus, more like the terminal at La Guardia airport. Nuke reactors melting down. Black Suburbans picking up the miscreants on a regular basis.

Glad my offspring are out of the place. With the official paper.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 05:57 PM (ajiE5)

381 338: McStain retires or well really retires Arizona better come up with a canadate with stellar sexual history without 1 stain since they were born.
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 05:49 PM (aC6Sd)

We tried that with Romney. He became almost Hitler too.

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2017 05:57 PM (Mjus2)

382 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear

Yep. See 367

Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 05:57 PM (oiNtH)

383 dont twitter, but apparently there is a Twilert app or something that allows one to pinpoint the geolocation of a tweet.
Ill leave it to the twitterers as to whether that is automatic or something you have to buy. CNN. Im skeptical of everything.
Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2017 05:54 PM (Mjus2)

Yes but if you get a VPN you can set your location anywhere.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 13, 2017 05:58 PM (dKiJG)

384 Is "Assistant" the public title of an important person's "Body-man?" Or are they all called "Humas" now.

Posted by: geoffb at December 13, 2017 05:58 PM (zOpu5)

385 Turtle - water dweller

Tortoise - land dweller

Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 05:58 PM (LnOh3)

386 >> Yep. See 367

I saw that after I posted it. So it's common enough that there's protocol for dealing with it? Amazing.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 05:59 PM (8O3HH)

387 There's a medical term, which escapes me now, for when a terminal patient appears better for a short term, but then rapidly goes down the tube.

Dead-Cat Bounce

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 05:59 PM (8gDQu)

388 My assistant left the derringer in his locker while working out and someone used it at Ford's Theater. Totes for real!

Posted by: John Wilkes Booth at December 13, 2017 05:59 PM (/HC6x)

389 Geolocation?

Yeah, right. Pull the other one.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 13, 2017 06:00 PM (m9Yt9)

390 40mm up the tailpipe?

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2017 05:54 PM


We're not fallin' for the old 40mm up the tailpipe!

Posted by: Some Beverly Hills cop at December 13, 2017 06:00 PM (p+Wdc)

391 Turtle - water dweller



Tortoise - land dweller

Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 05:58 PM (LnOh3)

Tortugas - hermaphrodites

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 13, 2017 06:01 PM (QLvwG)

392 367 We have guys come into our ER with objects in their poop-shoot. Some do it deliberately as it is their "thing" to have a female nurse remove it. Once known, we flag these frequent fliers as to be seen by males only. Of course that wouldn't work in SF or W. Hollywood.
Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 05:54 PM (oiNtH)

When I went to pick my sis when she was doing her beginning Doc thing in Dallas. She was detained by a young man with a coke bottle in the rear albeit one of the small ones.

Posted by: Mitch the Bitch at December 13, 2017 06:01 PM (4u7kU)

393 Why should we believe anything that root lipped Andy Cooper says? He's got the credibility of a rat turd.

Posted by: freaked at December 13, 2017 06:01 PM (UdKB7)

394 I don't think we want Muldoon to give us the codes for various, uh, objects placed dangerously where they don't belong.


Oops.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 06:01 PM (QX0Xt)

395
Still can't figure out why the cover up, everybody can guess (know) that cooper hates Trump. It's not a revelation.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2017 06:01 PM (r+sAi)

396 Turtle - water dweller

Tortoise - land dweller



We're amphibians. H8r!

Posted by: Turtles at December 13, 2017 06:01 PM (fuK7c)

397 You guys see the link on instapundit? The one about the sex trafficking bill that google wanted watered down?

pjmedia.com

It took me a minute to understand why google doesn't want to be held accountable for trafficking in sex. if you turn off 'safe search' and then search for explicit porn, google will give you a list of websites that have what you want.

ya House Judiciary Committee has a bill on online sex trafficking.

Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 06:01 PM (KdDCu)

398 Snapping turtles are pretty aggressive so I'll have to go with tortoise.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 13, 2017 06:02 PM (r9UYA)

399 His "assistant," IOW his catamite.
A gym, huh? Like in jungle gym? Gimcrack?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at December 13, 2017 06:03 PM (LQLeS)

400 STYLE NOTE:

It's "poop-chute," not "poop-shoot."

Unless you're doing something really perverted where you can win a turkey.

Posted by: Taggart at December 13, 2017 06:03 PM (oVJmc)

401
Another funny one, on the women side was a woman who got a rolled up photo of Donny Osmond stuck in her vagina.

You can put that in Google and read the story.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 06:03 PM (8O3HH)

402 Why should we believe anything that root lipped Andy Cooper says? He's got the credibility of a rat turd.

Posted by: freaked at December 13, 2017 06:01 PM (UdKB7)



Rat turd: How dare you smear our credibility like that!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 06:04 PM (493sH)

403 So is there a media firestorm about the cartoonishly ridiculous corruption at DOJ and the FBI? Hard to find the weather or the sports stories due to the breathless blanket coverage?


No?


Huh.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 06:04 PM (QX0Xt)

404 377 >>My mother? I'll tell you about my mother!

Posted by: Leon at December 13, 2017 05:56 PM (/tuJf)


My mother? Let me tell you about my mother.

Posted by: Leon from earlier in the movie at December 13, 2017 06:04 PM (GlIjD)

405 381, 338:
"McStain retires or well really retires Arizona better come up with
a canadate with stellar sexual history without 1 stain since they were
born.

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 05:49 PM (aC6Sd)


We tried that with Romney. He became almost Hitler too."


It just doesn't matter.
It just doesn't matter.
It just doesn't matter.
'Cause...
Even if we run Jesus himself,
The Dems and the media will just go all Fusion on him so...
It just doesn't matter.
It just doesn't matter.

Posted by: geoffb at December 13, 2017 06:04 PM (zOpu5)

406 >>A friend who was a paramedic in West Hollywood told
me that they once answered a call where a guy had a cucumber up his ass
so far he couldn't get it out. His explanation was that he was putting
away his groceries and fell.



That was a more believable story than gym-phone-hacked.

Posted by: Cheri
-------
That cucumber thing is totally believable.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 13, 2017 06:04 PM (2cuLk)

407 'Unless you're doing something really perverted where you can win a turkey'

Let's mine the harbor!

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at December 13, 2017 06:05 PM (UdKB7)

408 "We don't have a Lost and Found box. We have a things removed for people's asses box."

Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 06:05 PM (lKs2v)

409 on the women side was a woman who got a rolled up photo of Donny Osmond stuck in her vagina.

Well, obviously. A Marilyn Manson photo would have been weird.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 13, 2017 06:05 PM (6FqZa)

410 Turtle = no tea caddy

Tortoise = tea caddy

Posted by: Mitch the Bitch at December 13, 2017 06:05 PM (4u7kU)

411
Dead-Cat Bounce

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 13, 2017 05:59 PM (8gDQu)


Not that, though I prefer dead-fish bounce. No, I was sitting in a psych class in college doing opposition research and the Dr blew this term past us and I stopped her and asked her to repeat the term.

My wife had a terminally ill grandmother at the time and it definitely applied. I wrote it down and told my brain to remember it. My brain gave me the middle finger.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 06:06 PM (ajiE5)

412 I trust newsreaders who have two last names but no first name.

Posted by: Joey Biden at December 13, 2017 06:06 PM (LQLeS)

413 Turtle - water dweller

Tortoise - land dweller

Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 05:58 PM (LnOh3)
........

McTurtle - swamp dweller

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2017 06:06 PM (HgMAr)

414 >>Still can't figure out why the cover up, everybody can guess (know) that cooper hates Trump. It's not a revelation.

In theory, he's a journalist. You know, unbiased.

Calling the President of the United States a tool and a pathetic loser show just a tad of bias.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 06:06 PM (/tuJf)

415 I've said it a million times. The press in communist countries used to lie in service of one totalitarian party in order to keep their families and themselves from being murdered.

In the United States the Press does it just because they love the totalitarian party

Posted by: Sharkman at December 13, 2017 06:06 PM (O033+)

416
If I were Donny Osmond, I'd at least have to send that poor gal an autographed photo. That is what you call a super fan.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 06:07 PM (8O3HH)

417
Calling the President of the United States a tool and a pathetic loser show just a tad of bias.


Maybe Mueller will hire him.

Posted by: Taggart at December 13, 2017 06:07 PM (oVJmc)

418 "McStain retires or well really retires Arizona better come up with a canadate with stellar sexual history without 1 stain since they were born.

-
You want my mother? She is a virgin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Confefe today, confefe tomorrow, confefe forever! at December 13, 2017 06:08 PM (+y/Ru)

419 Friend who worked in ER told the story of a guy who had a Barbie doll stuck where the sun don't shine. Seems when the fellow tried pulling her out, her arms opened out, making extraction difficult.

Posted by: Ken at December 13, 2017 06:08 PM (LQLeS)

420 Calling Trump a total loser.


Was that before or after he was elected?

Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 06:09 PM (KdDCu)

421
I see that Russell Simmons likes rape-rape.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2017 06:09 PM (r+sAi)

422 We tried that with Romney. He became almost Hitler too."





The Republicans could run zombie Gandhi for president and the Dems would call him Hitler

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 06:10 PM (493sH)

423 Dad is dying and all you can do is make jokes?

Suck it, Bannon people.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 13, 2017 06:10 PM (r9UYA)

424 I see that Russell Simmons likes rape-rape.



ya he always seemed to be the poster boy for toxic masculinity.

Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 06:10 PM (KdDCu)

425 Why would Cooper deny calling Trump a tool and pathetic loser. Nobody with half a brain really believes prestitutes are unbiased, and those that do (the remaining with less than half a brain) would support his tweet as an unbiased observation.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 13, 2017 06:11 PM (Eu5eZ)

426 Sorry, can't sell you the gun. NCIS says you have an unpaid traffic ticket in Sheboygan from 2003. And since you didn't list that on the application, you lied, and therefore have lost your right to buy or own a firearm. Agents will be at your house within the hour to collect.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2017 06:11 PM (BoMuO)

427 Posted by: Taggart

I will remember that for future "Chute" postings.

With electronic patient records, records can be flagged for disruptive and or deviant behavior. Warning to the horde!

Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 06:12 PM (oiNtH)

428
Russell Simmons? I thought you meant Richard.

Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 06:12 PM (KdDCu)

429 Some do it deliberately as it is their "thing" to have a female nurse remove it.
Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2017 05:54 PM (oiNtH)


Sounds perfectly normal. A valid and healthy lifestyle, just like any other, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 06:12 PM (KYzKs)

430 Anderson Cooper's a Homosexual!

Posted by: (because i guess that's a punchline in and of itself, or something.) at December 13, 2017 06:12 PM (hcyUh)

431 So let me get this straight.
Some CNN fag goes to the gym with his butt buddy man slave who leaves his phone in the steamy gayboy shower room and a tweet appears calling THE PRESIDENT a "tool" and "pathetic loser"?
How ironic.

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2017 06:12 PM (HgMAr)

432 I can't believe that a guy that doesn't think that selling heroin is a violent crime could do rape

Posted by: sofa saver at December 13, 2017 06:13 PM (4u7kU)

433
There've been cases where people have died from getting thing stuck up their asses. Rectum/further up gets perforated, they get septic shock and die.

Too embarrassed to seek help.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 06:13 PM (8O3HH)

434 Geolocation Services is the same company that said Hillary server, podesta, and dnc were hacked by "Russians",

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 13, 2017 06:13 PM (Eu5eZ)

435 I just got my cookbook.

Good lord.

As a Southern woman, Honorary Junior League-er and life-long church-goer, I've been involved in dozens of these sorts of cookbooks...but this is fucking amazing.

I am swear-to-God teary eyed going through it. From sentiment and laughing, but mostly sentiment, because... it's truly amazing what we have here, and what bluebell and Weasel (and Dildo and Muldoon and the rest of you producers) did with this.

Wow.

And thank you.

So so much.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 13, 2017 06:13 PM (36V0z)

436 Sooner or later, every thread becomes a goatse thread.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 06:13 PM (/qEW2)

437 419 Friend who worked in ER told the story of a guy who had a Barbie doll stuck where the sun don't shine. Seems when the fellow tried pulling her out, her arms opened out, making extraction difficult.
Posted by: Ken at December 13, 2017 06:08 PM (LQLeS)


Amid all the shot glasses (a perennial favorite, evidently), vegetables, etc. apparently one of the trickiest to remove was a light bulb that slipped all the way in. How to get it out without breaking it? Hmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 06:14 PM (KYzKs)

438 Maybe McCain went to the hospital because he's got Linseed Graham stuck in his ass.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2017 06:14 PM (4ErVI)

439 His assistant? Are they talking about his boy toy on the CNN pay roll who was trolling for a date at the gym?


That assistant?

Posted by: Geroge at December 13, 2017 06:14 PM (7+gIp)

440 417 Calling the President of the United States a tool and a pathetic loser show just a tad of bias.

Maybe Mueller will hire him.
Posted by: Taggart
________

I won't have to hire him. I'm the one who hacked Anderson's Twitter account and sent that out.

Posted by: Honest Bob Mueller at December 13, 2017 06:14 PM (j+dfT)

441 Rectum? Damn near killed him!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 06:15 PM (/tuJf)

442
Yeah
I knew you'd be surprised

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at December 13, 2017 06:15 PM (UdKB7)

443 Amid all the shot glasses (a perennial favorite, evidently), vegetables, etc. apparently one of the trickiest to remove was a light bulb that slipped all the way in. How to get it out without breaking it? Hmmm.



Not my ass. Wouldn't care.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 06:15 PM (ftdxp)

444 >>438 Maybe McCain went to the hospital because he's got Linseed Graham stuck in his ass.

We extracted it with a tweezers.

Posted by: ER doc at December 13, 2017 06:15 PM (r9UYA)

445 Brett Baier about to do a puff piece on Kirsten Gillibrands rising presidential prospects.
I've just about had it with Fox News.

Posted by: gobagoo at December 13, 2017 06:15 PM (A/saJ)

446 439 His assistant? Are they talking about his boy toy on the CNN pay roll who was trolling for a date at the gym?


That assistant?
Posted by: Geroge at December 13, 2017 06:14 PM (7+gIp)


No. That would be ASSistant.

Totally different.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 06:16 PM (KYzKs)

447 Well yeah, Mitch might find, as people love to say around here, that he doesn't exactly love living with the new rules he helped create. When one of his/NRSC's candidates next fall gets slimed with an unsubstantiated smear - what does Mitch do?


Call for withdrawal from the race within 12 hours?


Hah.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 06:16 PM (QX0Xt)

448 Dad is dying and all you can do is make jokes?

Suck it, Bannon people.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 13, 2017 06:10 PM (r9UYA)


Search: Site:acecomments.mu.nu (r9UYA)

'Under Fire' is returned from search. I always suspected trollishness.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 06:17 PM (ajiE5)

449 Not my ass. Wouldn't care.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 06:15 PM (ftdxp)


That was kind of my reaction.

"Nurse, get me a hammer. We'll have this puppy out in a jiffy."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 06:17 PM (KYzKs)

450 445 Brett Baier about to do a puff piece on Kirsten Gillibrands rising presidential prospects.
I've just about had it with Fox News.
Posted by: gobagoo at December 13, 2017 06:15 PM (A/saJ)

Hey man, what better way to wreck a Dem's career than to have Fox News say something nice about them?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2017 06:17 PM (hcyUh)

451 445 Brett Baier about to do a puff piece on Kirsten Gillibrands rising presidential prospects.
I've just about had it with Fox News.
Posted by: gobagoo
___________

You're kidding right? Kirsten Gillibrand, the slut?

Posted by: Furious George at December 13, 2017 06:17 PM (j+dfT)

452 Amid all the shot glasses (a perennial favorite, evidently), vegetables, etc. apparently one of the trickiest to remove was a light bulb that slipped all the way in. How to get it out without breaking it? Hmmm.




I just call the surgeons. Here 'ya go glory boys. Reach up there and pull this out.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2017 06:18 PM (BoMuO)

453 Because Cooper is a BIG fan of Trump. Yuge, really.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2017 06:18 PM (ZgKFD)

454 That was kind of my reaction.

"Nurse, get me a hammer. We'll have this puppy out in a jiffy."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at December 13, 2017 06:18 PM (ftdxp)

455 Gillibrand. For president? Right.


What about Patty Murray? Or the congresswoman with the cowboy hats?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 06:19 PM (QX0Xt)

456 Kirsten Gillibrand the slut?

Liz Warrens words and gutter mind not mine.

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 06:19 PM (aC6Sd)

457 435
Wow.

And thank you.

So so much.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 13, 2017 06:13 PM (36V0z)


Seconded! I got mine last night. I looked it over a little, but got wrapped up in that stupid election thing.

It's really beautiful. I love the numbered gray boxes for each recipe. And it really does look like it's big enough to kill face-sized spiders.

Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (sdi6R)

458 443
Amid all the shot glasses (a perennial favorite, evidently), vegetables,
etc. apparently one of the trickiest to remove was a light bulb that
slipped all the way in. How to get it out without breaking it? Hmmm.


One of the hospital shows did an episode on that very thing. The solution was to insert a balloon behind the "blockage" and inflate it. Another option is to insert the matching receptacle, screw it on the thread, and retract, but that risks separation of bulb from metal socket.

Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (LAe3v)

459 Dad is dying and all you can do is make jokes?

Suck it, Bannon people.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 13, 2017 06:10 PM (r9UYA)

Search: Site:acecomments.mu.nu (r9UYA)

'Under Fire' is returned from search. I always suspected trollishness.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 13, 2017 06:17 PM (ajiE5)


So Meghan McCain doesn't actually post here?

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (jHrzU)

460 "Morbid Lucidity" is the phenomenon where by someone who is terminally ill will become much more aware and cognizant of there surroundings just before passing away. This can sometimes occur even in people with dementia or who are otherwise non- responsive.

Posted by: Max Power at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (QCc6B)

461 Gillibrand. For president? Right.


President ... of what?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (KYzKs)

462 Amid all the shot glasses (a perennial favorite, evidently), vegetables, etc. apparently one of the trickiest to remove was a light bulb that slipped all the way in. How to get it out without breaking it? Hmmm.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 06:14 PM (KYzKs)

I guess if that is your kink, vegetables make a certain sense. But who takes a shot of something then goes "I want to shove this tapered, GLASS item up my ass?"

I guess we are not exactly talking about mensa/rhodescholar/planetarium custodians, are we?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (ZgKFD)

463 What about Patty Murray? Or the congresswoman with the cowboy hats?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2017 06:19 PM (QX0Xt)
Mad Aunt Maxine for Potus!

Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (a0IVu)

464 (Anderson Cooper in Flip Wilson's "Geraldine" drag outfit):

"Da debbil made me do it!"

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:21 PM (42M22)

465 One of the hospital shows did an episode on that very thing. The solution was to insert a balloon behind the "blockage" and inflate it. Another option is to insert the matching receptacle, screw it on the thread, and retract, but that risks separation of bulb from metal socket.
Posted by: pep at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (LAe3v)


I think I just figured out why hospitals are so often near Home Depots.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 06:21 PM (KYzKs)

466 I guess Biden was on the view and was comforting Meg McCain as she cried about her dad.

Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 06:21 PM (a0IVu)

467 Imagine an emergency room in Enumclaw. A guy shuffles in with a horse close behind him. "Um ... nurse, this is kind of embarrassing ..."

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 13, 2017 06:22 PM (/qEW2)

468 422 We tried that with Romney. He became almost Hitler too."





The Republicans could run zombie Gandhi for president and the Dems would call him Hitler
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2017 06:10 PM (493sH



Well that might not really be that far off based on what Gandhi thought of Hitler.

Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 06:22 PM (lKs2v)

469 I guess we are not exactly talking about mensa/rhodescholar/planetarium custodians, are we?



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


One of those is not like the others.

Posted by: Kneel DeGlass Tyson at December 13, 2017 06:22 PM (LAe3v)

470 Kirsten Gillibrand running for President? She's not qualified. She's never flunked a bar exam.

Posted by: Kamala Harris, Happy-Go-Lucky Michelle, and DistHillary at December 13, 2017 06:22 PM (j+dfT)

471 apparently one of the trickiest to remove was a light bulb that slipped
all the way in. How to get it out without breaking it? Hmmm.


Enema. Like a water balloon.

Posted by: Taggart at December 13, 2017 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

472 Let us not forget Andy's buddy Kathy G.

Posted by: freaked at December 13, 2017 06:22 PM (UdKB7)

473 I guess if that is your kink, vegetables make a certain sense. But who takes a shot of something then goes "I want to shove this tapered, GLASS item up my ass?"

I guess we are not exactly talking about mensa/rhodescholar/planetarium custodians, are we?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (ZgKFD)


I think it's part of the mating (if that's the right word) ritual in some circles. The recipient isn't the one who stuck it up there, is my understanding.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 13, 2017 06:23 PM (KYzKs)

474 So Meghan McCain doesn't actually post here?

=

What ? WHAT?? next you'll be telling me that Ben Rothlesburger does not post here....

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 06:23 PM (QC/4S)

475 467 Imagine an emergency room in Enumclaw. A guy shuffles in with a horse close behind him. "Um ... nurse, this is kind of embarrassing ..."
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


That guy actually died.

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:23 PM (42M22)

476 Dad is dying and all you can do is make jokes?

Suck it, Bannon people.
Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 13, 2017 06:10 PM (r9UYA)



We are all suffering from terminal birth.

Posted by: bergerbilder at December 13, 2017 06:23 PM (lIZQs)

477 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 13, 2017 06:13 PM (36V0z)

Posted by: rickl at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (sdi6R)
----------------
Thank you both for the nice comments - very happy you like it!

Posted by: Weasel at December 13, 2017 06:24 PM (Sfs6o)

478

Andy Devine
Had a thong rind

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at December 13, 2017 06:24 PM (UdKB7)

479 So The Dossier was Strzok and McCabe's 'insurance policy.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2017 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

480
nobody posts here. This is all just a couple of AI bots. That's why every thread devolves to butt stuff.

Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 06:24 PM (KdDCu)

481 >> I guess if that is your kink, vegetables make a
>> certain sense.

That's a common item that women get stuck up their vaginas -- they use them as impromptu dildos.

However, there's a potential problem. If bits break off, it can sort of rot and mess up the vaginal flora balance. Infections and shit.

No, it's not weird that I know shit like this. Not at all.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 13, 2017 06:25 PM (8O3HH)

482 nobody posts here. This is all just a couple of AI bots. That's why every thread devolves to butt stuff.





Posted by: Stephen Carlise


Shhhhh

Posted by: Wot wot, in the bot at December 13, 2017 06:25 PM (LAe3v)

483 Good God, the winds have shifted and the smoke is just something else. Makes for a weird, surreal sky.

Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 06:25 PM (a0IVu)

484 That guy actually died.
Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:23 PM (42M22)

AND the horse he rode in on?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2017 06:26 PM (hcyUh)

485 I almost forgot , its the 2nd day of Hannakah starting,

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2017 06:26 PM (aC6Sd)

486 So Meghan McCain doesn't actually post here?

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (jHrzU)


Believe it or not, neither does a cat who may or may not be alive, depending upon the frequency of subatomic particles in the atmosphere.

Shocking, I know.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 13, 2017 06:27 PM (ajiE5)

487 475 467 Imagine an emergency room in Enumclaw. A guy shuffles in with a horse close behind him. "Um ... nurse, this is kind of embarrassing ..."
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

That guy actually died.
Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:23 PM (42M22)



He was an amateur

Posted by: Catherine the Great at December 13, 2017 06:27 PM (lKs2v)

488 It was colonel mustard in the gym with an iPhone.

Got it.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 13, 2017 06:27 PM (y67qO)

489 What ? WHAT?? next you'll be telling me that Ben Rothlesburger does not post here....

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 06:23 PM (QC/4S)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY POST HERE!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 13, 2017 06:27 PM (jHrzU)

490 >"geolocation services" prove it the tweet was sent from NY

Yeah, VPN will do that sort of thing...especially if you're on company VPN isbased out of NY (you know, like Cooper's CNN studio is based out of NYC).

What's the over-under that high profile reporters like Cooper have, per company policy, their cell phones secured against data leaks/theft with default VPN programs?...

Posted by: batter at December 13, 2017 06:27 PM (9ly7h)

491 473 I guess if that is your kink, vegetables make a certain sense. But who takes a shot of something then goes "I want to shove this tapered, GLASS item up my ass?"

I guess we are not exactly talking about mensa/rhodescholar/planetarium custodians, are we?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (ZgKFD)

I think it's part of the mating (if that's the right word) ritual in some circles. The recipient isn't the one who stuck it up there, is my understanding.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I read a recent interesting medical journal article investigating whether "assgasms" are a real thing or not, and the authors (controversially) concluded the answer was "Not" because the "evidence" for their existence was subjective and anecdotal, and (the damning part) the anecdotes/subjective descriptions all totally disagreed with each other. They didn't get into any speculation as to why such a mass deception/delusion might exist, but from a political perspective it's obviously an attempt to get more men to turn gay.

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:28 PM (42M22)

492 It's funny because Cooper lost his friendship with Kathy Griffin because he criticized her for the Severed Trump head photo.

Because of that I kind of believe Cooper that he did not tweet this. I'm going with ace's theory that his assistant did it .

Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 13, 2017 06:28 PM (2DOZq)

493 486 So Meghan McCain doesn't actually post here?

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 06:20 PM (jHrzU)

Believe it or not, neither does a cat who may or may not be alive, depending upon the frequency of subatomic particles in the atmosphere.

Shocking, I know.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at December 13, 2017 06:27 PM (ajiE5)



You can't really be sure of that though.

Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 06:28 PM (lKs2v)

494 Lying liars gonna lie.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 13, 2017 06:29 PM (CNHr1)

495

what I got from this thread is that anderson cooper is a fag and his phone is all messed up and that people should quit sticking things up their butt.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2017 06:29 PM (r+sAi)

496 I guess Biden was on the view and was comforting Meg McCain as she cried about her dad.

Posted by: IC at December 13, 2017 06:21 PM (a0IVu)
.............

Did he sniff her hair and rub her back? Because that might make her feel better.

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2017 06:29 PM (HgMAr)

497 I can't nothing, gotta open my eye. Cut me, Mick.

Posted by: Johnny McMaverick at December 13, 2017 06:29 PM (A1FgP)

498 I had a doctor who did his internship at a hospital in San Francisco - in the early 70s.

He had an impressive catalog of items that, you know, just slipped.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 06:29 PM (jHrzU)

499
I saw Vaginal Flora Balance open for the Divinyls.

Posted by: The Guy Who Always Has Something "Right Here" in the Front of His Pants at December 13, 2017 06:30 PM (ajiE5)

500 "assgasms"


That's a great word. Assgasmic.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at December 13, 2017 06:30 PM (UdKB7)

501 Schroedinger, just keep that box more than ten miles away from me and we can be friends. I don't think I could stand it if we couldn't still be friends.

Posted by: Stephen Carlise at December 13, 2017 06:30 PM (KdDCu)

502 And so it was that "assgasm" entered the AOSHQ lexicon....

Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2017 06:31 PM (LiyEm)

503 499
I saw Vaginal Flora Balance open for the Divinyls.
Posted by: The Guy Who


Without a year and venue, your story lacks credence.

However, I was at that show too: Athens Georgia, 1979. So I believe you.

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:31 PM (42M22)

504 I'm skeptical of the assistant's story.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 13, 2017 06:32 PM (Gei2C)

505 160 >> "My doctor said wearing tight jeans made my boy gay." Posted by: Gloria Vanderbilt

Second opinion?

And by "second opinion", I mean a psych evaluation.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 13, 2017 06:32 PM (rKka5)

506 500 "assgasms"


That's a great word. Assgasmic.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at December 13, 2017 06:30 PM (UdKB7)


502 And so it was that "assgasm" entered the AOSHQ lexicon....
Posted by: steevy


My assignment on this planet is complete. To the stars!

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:33 PM (42M22)

507 >>> So Meghan McCain doesn't actually post here?

I think she posts under the name Mary Cloggenstein

Posted by: wooga at December 13, 2017 06:33 PM (uCYAx)

508 Is to not notice, but supervisor tells me I'm not making quota. Please to disregard this comment with great pleasure.

Posted by: Ivan Spotnicov, Internet Research Agency, St. Petersburg at December 13, 2017 06:33 PM (KdDCu)

509 492 It's funny because Cooper lost his friendship with Kathy Griffin because he criticized her for the Severed Trump head photo.

Because of that I kind of believe Cooper that he did not tweet this. I'm going with ace's theory that his assistant did it .
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 13, 2017 06:28 PM (2DOZq)



I think most of us are actually willing to accept that as the truth and a reasonable answer. But that's not what CNN is going with.

They want to be completely blameless and are unwilling to admit that it was some low level dipshit PA who is probably assigned Cooper and maybe even other on air talents' social media accounts to send out the promotional tweets for what they are covering on their programs that day or tomorrow.

As I said, I suspect if we knew what the assistant's personal twitter handle was we would see multiple similar tweets directed at Trump.

Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 06:33 PM (lKs2v)

510 I got my cookbooks yesterday. The son and daughter get copies for Christmas. Excellent work everybody. The greatest site on the internet slices like a fucking hammer.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at December 13, 2017 06:33 PM (G+ZOA)

511 To cover liabilities most gyms today have cameras.

Roll tape.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 13, 2017 06:33 PM (y67qO)

512 510 I got my cookbooks yesterday. The son and daughter get copies for Christmas. Excellent work everybody. The greatest site on the internet slices like a fucking hammer.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam


Is there a recipe in there by "zombie" for "Generic Food"? I'd have no idea how to search for it.

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:34 PM (42M22)

513 Prolly his wife and or husband NTTAWWT was watching the Alabama election returns on Rachel Maddows show. Got pissed when she shared Roy Moores views on homos and tweeted out this nonsense.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 13, 2017 06:35 PM (2X7pN)

514
You know who is more disappointed than us in Moore's loss?

Take a guess.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2017 06:35 PM (tjXrB)

515
Answer: Al Franken

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2017 06:35 PM (tjXrB)

516 I think it's part of the mating (if that's the right word) ritual in some circles. The recipient isn't the one who stuck it up there, is my understanding.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

They didn't get into any speculation as to why such a mass deception/delusion might exist, but from a political perspective it's obviously an attempt to get more men to turn gay.
Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:28 PM (42M22)

Um, yeah. Think I will stick with vagina, thanks. I have been very pleased with my provider so far and see no reason to switch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2017 06:35 PM (ZgKFD)

517 >>So The Dossier was Strzok and McCabe's 'insurance policy.'

And others.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2017 06:36 PM (/tuJf)

518 I do not think turning gay is how it works...

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 06:36 PM (zSVEm)

519 502 And so it was that "assgasm" entered the AOSHQ lexicon....
Posted by: steevy at December 13, 2017 06:31 PM (LiyEm)

*sniffs*

And we were HERE at this great moment, steevy. No reading about Mr. Paul Anka for us...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2017 06:37 PM (ZgKFD)

520 Um, yeah. Think I will stick with vagina, thanks. I have been very pleased with my provider so far and see no reason to switch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


No no no, it's not the active partner we're talking about, but the passive one.

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2017 06:37 PM (42M22)

521 Test

Posted by: Kreplach at December 13, 2017 06:37 PM (hFnFq)

522 521
Test
Posted by: Kreplach at December 13, 2017 06:37 PM (hFnFq)

Still not dead... climb off the cart....

Posted by: kraken at December 13, 2017 06:38 PM (zSVEm)

523 Test
Posted by: Kreplach at December 13, 2017 06:37 PM (hFnFq)

B+, but the essay portion needs more work

Posted by: runner at December 13, 2017 06:38 PM (QC/4S)

524 Um, yeah. Think I will stick with vagina, thanks. I have been very pleased with my provider so far and see no reason to switch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2017 06:35 PM (ZgKFD)


No, don't be putting light bulbs up there, either.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 06:39 PM (jHrzU)

525
Franken's half-baked scheme was:

1. Moore wins
2. Franken says he'll go when Moore goes (pretending to be the one responsible for forcing Moore out of the Senate).
3. Stall until the phony joke Ethics Committee clears him, which it would.
4. The same phony joke Ethics Committee would then condemn Senator Roy Moore, causing him to be expelled.
5. Franken stays in Senate and he's more obnoxious than ever.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2017 06:39 PM (tjXrB)

526
And the Democrats were on to Franken's scheme and that's why the MN governor today sent a loud and clear message to Franken by re-announcing his choice for a replacement.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2017 06:40 PM (tjXrB)

527 Soothsayer, he never planned to resign to begin with.

I expect his next play will be that he will resign when Trump does.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2017 06:41 PM (jHrzU)

528 I'm pickin' up good vibrations
She's giving me excitations
I'm pickin' up good vibrations
She's giving me excitations
Good, good, good, good vibrations
She's giving me excitations
Good, good, good, good vibrations
She's giving me excitations

Good, good, good, good vibrations
Good, good, good, good vibrations

Posted by: Mueller milling millet mid-afternoon minding his own business. Not Bob watching you at all at December 13, 2017 06:41 PM (6qmBU)

529
nood dummies

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2017 06:42 PM (tjXrB)

530 521 Test
Posted by: Kreplach


Little trick, type:

TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2017 06:42 PM (LnOh3)

531 It's amazing that a rodeo clown will pay more of a price for disrespecting a president than any member of the press corps?

I take this as proof that rodeo clowns have more of a sense of professional ethics and decorum

=======
They also serve a more useful function.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at December 13, 2017 06:42 PM (qhoDj)

532 Something a bit happier.

Amazing transformation from a sick injured dog after rescue.

https://youtu.be/yEPqd5ORemg

Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2017 06:42 PM (lKs2v)

533
I expect his next play will be that he will resign when Trump does.

Yeah, that could be Franken's Plan B.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at December 13, 2017 06:42 PM (tjXrB)

534 There were two guys hiking in the woods and one said to the other, "I gotta take a dump! But I've got nothing to wipe with". The other replied "Use a dollar".

Posted by: Everything except the punchline. at December 13, 2017 06:42 PM (/qEW2)

535 what I got from this thread is that anderson cooper is a fag and his phone is all messed up and that people should quit sticking things up their butt.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2017 06:29 PM


780.

Posted by: SAT Reading Aptitude at December 13, 2017 06:45 PM (ctuyM)

536 Nood

Posted by: linduh at December 13, 2017 06:46 PM (kufk0)

537 Still don't have my cookbook Amazon now saying I will have it by tomorrow.

Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at December 13, 2017 06:49 PM (CNHr1)

538 Why is anyone buying that an assistant was involved at all? Anderson probably has an 'anonymous' account to troll Trump & to pick up Twinks.

Anderson forgot to log into his 'sock' account and mistakenly sent the Tweet from his 'name' account.

That's my guess.

Posted by: Venus at December 13, 2017 07:17 PM (+51lA)

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