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Andrew McCabe Abruptly Cancels Testimony Before Congress Scheduled for Today; Source Says He Has "An Ohr Problem"

The DOJ lies again and claims this is a "routine scheduling error," while Congressional sources say "McCabe has an Ohr problem."

Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe on Monday night reportedly postponed an appearance before the House Intelligence Committee that was scheduled for Tuesday.

The abrupt cancellation occurred following a report by Fox News that raised new questions about connections between the Justice Department and Fusion GPS, the opposition research firm behind the infamous Trump dossier.

Fox News reported that McCabe's interview will be rescheduled for next week. The Justice Department told the network that the cancellation was due to a "routine scheduling error."

A Congressional source told The Daily Caller that the excuse is "very hard to believe."

A source also told Fox News that it was believed that the interview was postponed because “McCabe has an Ohr problem.

Posted by: Ace at 01:04 PM




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1 Mornin' Ace.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Presidential Forehead Merkin at December 12, 2017 01:05 PM (RzgQJ)

2 bleah.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 01:05 PM (/qEW2)

3 SockOFF

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:05 PM (RzgQJ)

4 An ohr problem? Meaning he's up shit creek without a paddle?

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:06 PM (7HtZB)

5 The Mueller Investigation has been very effective in unearthing wrongdoing and villains.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (hLRSq)

6
Same with Frankin's promise to resign. A routine scheduling error.

Posted by: Don't squeeze the charmin at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (/zwDg)

7 Ohr????

No comprendo

Posted by: Ruth Ruben at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (T2aay)

8 What he heck is an 'ohr' problem?

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (a0IVu)

9 JackStraw says this is all part of the plan. No need to be all concerned about it.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (WonQS)

10 4 An ohr problem? Meaning he's up shit creek without a paddle?
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:06 PM (7HtZB)

He was about to get paddled.

Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (G0vdT)

11 >> The Justice Department told the network that the cancellation was due to a "routine scheduling error."


I can believe that.

The regularly scheduled lies and obfuscation turned out to be erroneous and wholly insufficient.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (RzgQJ)

12 maybe he is just constipated. Is that what ohr means?

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (a0IVu)

13 Stake out the airports....

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (zSVEm)

14 Nothing to see, move along!

This is our incorruptible Department of Justice.

Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (4dz1m)

15 Will penicillin clear up an Ohr problem?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (LiyEm)

16 >>JackStraw says this is all part of the plan. No need to be all concerned about it.

And he's correct.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (/tuJf)

17 If you have a scheduling problem, and one of the conflicting items is testifying in front of congress surely you reschedule the other thing, no?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (KUaJL)

18 He should not take any canoe voyages in the near future, lest he become an Ohr in the water.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (ctuyM)

19 he doesn't have both Ohr's in the water err SWAMP

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (y3aQB)

20 Rush says that all Dems with woman issues will be burnt now in an attempt to bring down Trump.

Trump will bring down the Democrats.



Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (WonQS)

21 What does an Ohr problem even mean??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (39g3+)

22 Inner Ohr Infection?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (RzgQJ)

23 The noose tightens.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (cAXIk)

24 8 What he heck is an 'ohr' problem?

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (a0IVu)


Like Athletes Foot of the crotch.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 01:09 PM (r9UYA)

25 Confucious say, "Man with one Ohr, row in circles."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:09 PM (oPNmq)

26 He is probably testifying in front of the Grand Jury today.

Posted by: Eskimo at December 12, 2017 01:09 PM (ZYNmu)

27 Let the implosion continue!!

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 01:09 PM (2sCft)

28 What does an Ohr problem even mean??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (39g3+)



Iron deficiency. He needs to consume large quantities of iron ohr.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 01:09 PM (OE2ur)

29 schadenboner status - in full effect.

Posted by: fox at December 12, 2017 01:09 PM (DVC2D)

30 21 What does an Ohr problem even mean??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (39g3+)

Bruce Ohr, part of the Fusion GPS mess.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:09 PM (7HtZB)

31 Talk about suspicious behavior.... these felons are dying before our eyes...

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (zSVEm)

32 The FBI is now the DBI.

Democrat Bureau of Investigations.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (ATVNj)

33 Pity he won't even be bothered to make an ohral statement.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (tVWQB)

34 OH!! OHR!!!

Posted by: Ruth Ruben at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (T2aay)

35 >>JackStraw says this is all part of the plan. No need to be all concerned about it.

And he's correct.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (/tuJf)


Bob Dole likes the way JackStraw refers to himself.

3:59:58, 3:59:59 brb

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (ajiE5)

36 Once again... I suspect that if Trump had fired Mueller and Sessions, none of this would be coming to light.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (aT+Bx)

37 Who double books when you're scheduled to testify before congress? Paleeeese....

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (Enq6K)

38 Is McCabe a loose end?

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (zSVEm)

39 23
The noose tightens.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (cAXIk)

Perhaps, but I fear the rope is too long.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (jxbfJ)

40 >>>>JackStraw says this is all part of the plan. No need to be all concerned about it.


Yes yes and some day the Sun will extinguish itself and we'll all die.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (r9UYA)

41 >>Bruce Ohr, part of the Fusion GPS mess.


Don't bring me down, Bruce.

Posted by: Andrew McCabe at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (RzgQJ)

42 Why cancel? Just give the same answers they always give "I'm not going to testify about an ongoing investigation"

Posted by: Reality Man at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (Ch0fq)

43 Felonia pulled this stunt before her first scheduled Benghazi hearing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (ul9CR)

44 28 What does an Ohr problem even mean??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (39g3+)
____________________________________

Ha ain't got both paddles in the water.

Posted by: Uncle Cy at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (ATVNj)

45 He hadda clean behind the refrigerator. He's put it off twice already. Spousal unit finds this unacceptable.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (h3OTG)

46 Is an Ohr problem similar to an Ohm problem?

Assuming I=V/R still applies, just increase the Resistance to decrease the problem.

(Because you know this is exactly what is going to happen.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (72PAC)

47 Problems are opportunities, I've heard.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (fC4j+)

48 Ohr problem. Not related to capsizing canoe problem.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (hMwEB)

49 There is a schedule problem.

McCabe needs to schedule some serious time with his personal lawyers before he talks to the US Congress.

Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (4dz1m)

50 37
Who double books when you're scheduled to testify before congress? Paleeeese....

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (Enq6K)

Couldn't they order the Capitol Police to go get him? Now THAT would a sight to see.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (jxbfJ)

51 McCabe has two Ohr problems.

Posted by: Harvey's Potted Plant at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (ats44)

52 Yes yes and some day the Sun will extinguish itself and we'll all die.
--

Yeah, well SMOD let me down, and i expect the Sun to do the same thing.

/yes, "depressive realism" is a thing.

Posted by: shibumi at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (aT+Bx)

53 I saw a comment somewhere speculating if McCabe would resign before he could be called to testify before Congress. IANAL, But couldn't he still be subpoenaed to testify even after he resigned???

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (2sCft)

54 Ohr is the senior DOJ guy who met with Fusion GPS -- recently put on ice -- whose wife works for Fusion GPS.

McCabe is afraid he'll be asked questions he's not yet figured out how to lie about.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (cAXIk)

55 Is McCabe a loose end?

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (zSVEm)




Barry O: I can check into that for you

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (OE2ur)

56 McCabe and Mrs.Ohr. A strange man helps a harlot build a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (e1mEI)

57 Pity he won't even be bothered to make an ohral statement.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (tVWQB)

Only in Washington: "ohral sex" means getting buggered.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (oPNmq)

58 There is a schedule problem.
--

I need to schedule time with George Soros/Hillary/ValJar/Podesta etc to tell me what to do.

Posted by: Andi McCabe at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (aT+Bx)

59 I think they have medication for that these days.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (wmaTe)

60 28 What does an Ohr problem even mean??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (39g3+)
___________________________________

He's a poor black child that is adopted by a white family and he makes it to the NFL?

Posted by: Sandra Bullock at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (ATVNj)

61 It's time to issue orange onesies and plane rides to Gitmo for Mueller and his people.

Posted by: a lurker at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (3g9Il)

62 >>>Rush says that all Dems with woman issues will be burnt now in an attempt to bring down Trump.

Sounds like more of a temper tantrum than a winning strategy.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (QCc6B)

63 i'm trying to think of a "scheduling conflict" that would have a higher priority that answering to Congress:

other than the Senate or POTUS, the HoR should be more important than anything else...

except maybe his private defense attorney.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (mjooP)

64 Ohr? Some of us have jobs and other lives and stuff. We can't be following every piece of every story the MSM refuses to cover. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (LxCuc)

65 OH!! Ohr...the shriveled up old lefty hag of a wife of the DOJ attorney who worked for Fusion GPS.

Yeah he's fucked.



Posted by: dananjcon at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (xqfqx)

66 Bruce Ohr, part of the Fusion GPS mess.

Sure but... what does it mean to have a problem? He killed the guy? He's actually Ohr in disguise?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (39g3+)

67 Quick! Somebody's gotta make up some new lies!
I'm authorizing overtime, everybody!

Posted by: Andrew McCabe at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (HgMAr)

68 He's checking his list of non extradition countries....

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (zSVEm)

69 Couldn't they order the Capitol Police to go get him? Now THAT would a sight to see.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (jxbfJ)


Why yes, yes they could.

Posted by: redbanzai at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (geAkB)

70 If your Testimony persists for more that 4 Ohrs, you should seek Medical Attention.

Posted by: Andrew McCabe Side Effects at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (RzgQJ)

71 Same with Frankin's promise to resign. A routine scheduling error.

-
He meant in few weeks after 30 years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (+y/Ru)

72 OT - One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (7HtZB)

73 40 Yes yes and some day the Sun will extinguish itself and we'll all die.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (r9UYA)

And with Strange Aeons, even Death may die.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 01:14 PM (XMDuf)

74 'Tis a pity he was an Ohr.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2017 01:14 PM (p+Wdc)

75 Bruce Ohr, part of the Fusion GPS mess.
Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:09 PM (7HtZB)

----

Don't forget Ohr's wife, "Whoa" Nellie. She's in it up to her turkey neck as well.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 01:14 PM (h3OTG)

76 Should I stay Ohr should I go now...

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:14 PM (QCc6B)

77 >>JackStraw says this is all part of the plan. No need to be all concerned about it.

And he's correct.


JackStraw Johnson is correct about JackStraw Johnson saying it's all part of the plan!

No but seriously we'll find out eventually.

Posted by: Olsen Johnson at December 12, 2017 01:14 PM (hXeKX)

78 I think he was previously scheduled to frantically beg his lawyers to get him out of this. Honest mistake, really.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

79 Like Athletes Foot of the crotch.
=======

I have an insert for that.

Posted by: Sandra F. at December 12, 2017 01:14 PM (vg8iE)

80 72 OT - One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

Ray was teaching Trump how to read Braille....on her sweater puppies!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 01:14 PM (ul9CR)

81 So McCabe has an ohr ache. Sad.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (hKi6n)

82
Filthy Ohrs

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (lKyWE)

83 Yes yes and some day the Sun will extinguish itself and we'll all die.
Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 01:10 PM (r9UYA)

If only you damn Americans would give up your AC's, the sun might have a chance.

Posted by: Al Gore at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (72PAC)

84 62 >>>Rush says that all Dems with woman issues will be burnt now in an attempt to bring down Trump.

Sounds like more of a temper tantrum than a winning strategy.
Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (QCc6B)

Never let a crisis go to waste, I s'pose.

Although I still semi-suspect that the Obamas were behind the Weinstein thing. Either in an attempt to take down trump, or they really didnt know what kind of a pig he was until they let their daughter intern for him, and were pissed when they found out.

Either way, yeah -- the strategy is to take out Trump. Thats why Franken had to go.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (wmaTe)

85
OT - One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (7HtZB)

Maybe she could get Stevie Wonder to channel Brother Ray in court.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (oPNmq)

86 There some internet buzz that the delay means we're hitting Whoa Fat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)

87 Couldn't they order the Capitol Police to go get him? Now THAT would a sight to see.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2017 01:11 PM (jxbfJ)

The GOPe order Capitol Police to go get someone to testify?! Not bloody likely.

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (Enq6K)

88 76

Should I stay Ohr should I go now...
Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:14 PM (QCc6B)

Magik 8 Ball say " you go now!"

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (zSVEm)

89 The noose tightens.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (cAXIk)

Perhaps, but I fear the rope is too long.


The deer flies at noon.

The eagle looks askance.

Okay, your turn.

Posted by: Olsen Johnson at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (hXeKX)

90 Oh, crap.

It's the Ohrcs! Everyone to Helms Deep, pronto!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (tVWQB)

91 The first question he should be made to answer, when they finally do get him in the room, is what exact meeting it was that he saw as more important than testifying in front of congress.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (KUaJL)

92 I don't think a classy "persuader" type is much into groping. Just doesn't seem to fit the personality profile.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (QCc6B)

93 Tablet sign-in... unlike Agent McCabe.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (QCX64)

94 I saw Strange Aeons open for Tangerine Dream, the Cathedral at Cologne, 1976

I was baked on Romilar and pot fumes.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (ul9CR)

95 20 Rush says that all Dems with woman issues will be burnt now in an attempt to bring down Trump.

Trump will bring down the Democrats.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (WonQS)

---

But isn't that like, 75-80 percent of them?

And the rest are into boys.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (h3OTG)

96 'And that's when the Ohrs come in!'

'Men lying down their filthy 'trick' money all over town...'

Posted by: Tommy Boy at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (RzgQJ)

97 Many a cheeky bloke have called me a Ohr.

Posted by: Eliza Doolittle at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (ATVNj)

98 Olsen Johnson is right about Jackstraw Johnson!

Posted by: Christopher Johnson at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (39g3+)

99 *zzzsnyslkk* ...just five more minutes...*zzzrrrrkk*

Posted by: Snooze Button Sessions at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (HgMAr)

100 Don't forget Ohr's wife, "Whoa" Nellie. She's in it up to her turkey neck as well.

------

That is quite literate. And damn funny!

Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (4dz1m)

101 Crank up the voltage on Ohr, and see how much current he passes. I have a theory I'd like to test.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (tbOMB)

102 85
OT - One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (7HtZB)

I was there baby, and you ain't ever felt something so fine.

Posted by: Zombie Ray Charles at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (72PAC)

103 Sounds like more of a temper tantrum than a winning strategy.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:12 PM (QCc6B)


It makes sense. They have moved on from Russia as that is a dry hole. They are now going to try to get him on sexual harassment. (sample: beauty pageant contestant says she did not go on stage to be looked at by men). If they have any on their side that they give a pass to, their whole strategy crumbles.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (WonQS)

104
Maybe she could get Stevie Wonder to channel Brother Ray in court.
---

We're available! Just have your credit card ready!

Posted by: Dionne Warwick's Psychic Friends at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (aT+Bx)

105 Trump should direct McCabe to testify or be summarily fired.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (oVJmc)

106 84 Although I still semi-suspect that the Obamas were behind the Weinstein thing. Either in an attempt to take down trump, or they really didnt know what kind of a pig he was until they let their daughter intern for him, and were pissed when they found out.

Either way, yeah -- the strategy is to take out Trump. Thats why Franken had to go.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (wmaTe)


I still think it was to clean out all the Clinton allies so the decks were clear for Mooch to be The One.

Mooch is how King Barry gets his next Eight Year Reich.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (XMDuf)

107 Prolly had a haircut scheduled.....

Posted by: fu52 at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (HpUpB)

108 Bluce is Ohr-iental. Does that mean McCabe is becoming oriental?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 01:18 PM (/qEW2)

109 >>Why cancel? Just give the same answers they always give "I'm not going to testify about an ongoing investigation"

Because he's the one being investigated.

Is it still not clear to some of you the different responsibilities between a Congressional investigation that has zero prosecutorial powers and is only there to unearth information and the DOJ which by it's very nature is in the business of prosecution?

The only benefit to having Ohr go before Congress now, well there is no benefit because he won't say dick. He would pull a Lois Lerner and that's it. Once Lerner was found to be a lying piece of shit in front of Congress she was referred to the DOJ for investigation and prosecution where the Obama DOJ did nothing.

We've already moved well beyond that stage. There is no need for kabuki at this point save for need for some people to yell. All of these people being uncovered and being investigated for criminal actions is not happening by chance.

Have a little patience and enjoy the ride.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:18 PM (/tuJf)

110 97 Many a cheeky bloke have called me a Ohr.
Posted by: Eliza Doolittle at December 12, 2017 01:16 PM (ATVNj)



Franken: Putting the Pig in Pygmalion.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 01:18 PM (mbhDw)

111 Numbah fohr, Bobby Ohr

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:18 PM (7HtZB)

112 This is getting to the point where we need a scorecard.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (O5Q3r)

113 Moochie Antoinette as our Queen... that's a thought to lose sleep over...

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (zSVEm)

114 One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

-
Helen Keller was there, too. That's corroboration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (+y/Ru)

115 86 There some internet buzz that the delay means we're hitting Whoa Fat.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)

Doubtful.

I don't think there will be a war between the US and north korea. Everyones just rattlin' the old sabers.

(I could be 100% wrong on that though, obviously)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (wmaTe)

116 108 Bluce is Ohr-iental. Does that mean McCabe is becoming oriental?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 01:18 PM (/qEW2)

With all this Collusion Wankery, how could he not?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (XMDuf)

117 Willowed question from last night -

How do you physically organize something like this? The steps from creating the fake file through FISA court to listening in on PDT's Circle are easy to see - but seriously, that's a lot to manage.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (fC4j+)

118 >>I still think it was to clean out all the Clinton allies so the decks were clear for Mooch to be The One.


I'm tanned, fully waxed and ready.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip 2020 at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (RzgQJ)

119 Posted by: Dionne Warwick's Psychic Friends at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (aT+Bx)

Ya a slut. Woma duws neef weed.

Posted by: Miss Cleo at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (ajiE5)

120 113 Moochie Antoinette as our Queen... that's a thought to lose sleep over...
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (zSVEm)

Let them eat kale!

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (7HtZB)

121 Numbah fohr, Bobby Ohr

BLASPHEMY!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (O5Q3r)

122 Fox News reported that McCabe's interview will be rescheduled for next
week. The Justice Department told the network that the cancellation was
due to a "routine scheduling error."
====================

Unbelievable.

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (Pqytn)

123 Helen Keller was there, too. That's corroboration.

I have thirty or forty anonymous sources that back that up.

Posted by: Olsen Johnson, CNN at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (hXeKX)

124 If the dossier was not used to get a FISA warrant, it should be pretty easy to say "no."

That hasn't happened.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (CClpm)

125 118
I'm tanned, fully waxed and ready.
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip 2020 at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (RzgQJ)


Ashy, razor-bumped and acned is no way to go through life...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (mbhDw)

126 The dog ate my homework....

//DoJ, FBI, STASI

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (SzZnW)

127 I still think it was to clean out all the Clinton allies so the decks were clear for Mooch to be The One.

Mooch is how King Barry gets his next Eight Year Reich.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 01:17 PM (XMDuf)

Possible.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (wmaTe)

128 72
OT - One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (7HtZB)

Then it MUST be true.

Posted by: MSM Everywhere at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (jxbfJ)

129 Same with Frankin's promise to resign. A routine scheduling error.
Posted by: Don't squeeze the charmin
.............
I have been wondering if he is planning to rescind his promise to resign if Roy Moore is seated?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (so+oy)

130 These scumbags have taken government corruption to a whole new level.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (NWiLs)

131 -
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I'm tanned, fully waxed and ready.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip 2020 at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (RzgQJ)
---------------
Complete with tucked windsock.



Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (pMGkg)

132 He would pull a Lois Lerner and that's it. Once Lerner was found to be a lying piece of shit in front of Congress she was referred to the DOJ for investigation and prosecution where the Obama DOJ did nothing.

=====


Correct if I'm wrong but didn't the Session's DOJ continue that, i.e., announced they would not be prosecuting her?

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (Enq6K)

133 I gots a problem with that George Orr dude, he's always changing reality.... go to bed an Oomah, wake up a Yeti.... go to bed a Yeti, wake up a Rare Himalayan Beige Bear...

Posted by: Thing from Snowy Mountain at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (yZheG)

134 I still think it was to clean out all the Clinton allies so the decks were clear for Mooch to be The One.

Yeah, that's when we'll know we're fucking done.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (O5Q3r)

135 >>Ashy, razor-bumped and acned is no way to go through life...


The Dick Tape hides most of that.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip 2020 at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (RzgQJ)

136 McCabe's interview will be rescheduled for next week.
...........

Sorry, going on early Xmas vacay, see ya!

Posted by: Andrew McCabe at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (HgMAr)

137 122 Fox News reported that McCabe's interview will be rescheduled for next
week. The Justice Department told the network that the cancellation was
due to a "routine scheduling error."
___________________________________

Yeah.

I'm sure he had to attend mandatory sexual harassment training.

You can never get out of that.

Posted by: Aidrondack Patriot at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (ATVNj)

138
Bobby Ohr cancelled his testimony?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (gV/Pc)

139 129 I have been wondering if he is planning to rescind his promise to resign if Roy Moore is seated?

Signs Point to Yes

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (ul9CR)

140 I still think it was to clean out all the Clinton allies so the decks were clear for Mooch to be The One.

Its way too random for that. And Franken is not a Clintonista. I think things spiraled out of control and the media cannot help covering it, but the Democrats are desperately trying to spin this into anything other than what it obviously is: their party is wiggling with sexual deviants and molesters like an old carcass with maggots.

Posted by: Christopher Johnson at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (39g3+)

141 129 Same with Frankin's promise to resign. A routine scheduling error.
Posted by: Don't squeeze the charmin
.............
I have been wondering if he is planning to rescind his promise to resign if Roy Moore is seated?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (so+oy)

That is exactly what is going to happen.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (72PAC)

142 #1 and #3 freakin' hilarious, garrett!
Welcome to the HQ, everyone.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (QCX64)

143 The Justice Department told the network that the cancellation was due to a "routine scheduling error."

Why not? Petraeus was unable to testify before Congress because he had, by coincidence, just been fired - though I still don't understand how being fired stops someone from knowing what they did in the position in the past - and Shrillary couldn't manage to appear before Congress because it turned out that she just happened to be flying around the world somewhere doing something.

The Barky playbook that the agencies were running from 2009 to 2017 doesn't seem to have changed, at all. How about throwing some of these treasonous douchebags right in jail?? How about just getting them out of their jobs????

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (8gDQu)

144 Stop it guys! I really needed to rearrange my sock drawer and wash the dog.

Posted by: Bruce Ohr at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (suO/a)

145 The noose tightens.
Posted by: Ignoramus



It better. I want jail terms or stacked body counts.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (rXkis)

146 This Mueller investigation certainly has caught an awful lot Obamites with their dicks in their hands.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (YV+SU)

147
Helen Keller was there, too. That's corroboration.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (+y/Ru)


Trump was just waving hello to Helen when he groped her

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (lKyWE)

148 Bobby Orr was the greatest ever!

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (LiyEm)

149 We won't hit NK until after the Olympics

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (yM/Yl)

150 There will be a lot of tension around the Winter Olympics in February held in South Korea. If Fat Boy pulls anything, he'll be condemned by the World. But if he does nothing, he's exposed as a paper tiger.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (cAXIk)

151 I have been wondering if he is planning to rescind his promise to resign if Roy Moore is seated?

I am 100% certain. In fact, even if he does not win, I bet Franken stays in.

Posted by: Christopher Johnson at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (39g3+)

152 Stop it guys! I really needed to rearrange my sock drawer and wash the dog.

Don't forget to shampoo the rosebushes and demagnetize the gutters.

Oh, hang on. I have a food in the oven. Be right back.

Posted by: Olsen Johnson, CNN at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (hXeKX)

153 This Ohr guy? He's gold, Jerry, gold!

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (S6uWd)

154 >>>One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

One of the tells of a lie is the odd details that surround it.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (QCc6B)

155 -
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OT - One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.



Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:13 PM (7HtZB)

Then it MUST be true.


Posted by: MSM Everywhere at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM

---------------------------

Exactly. You'd have to be a REALLY disgusting racist to claim that a black, blind, dead guy would lie about something like this.


Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (pMGkg)

156 >> The noose tightens.


So far, I like it.

Posted by: Zombie Carradine at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (RzgQJ)

157 I'm tanned, fully waxed and ready.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip 2020 at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (RzgQJ)
..........

Salons nationwide complain of sudden wax shortage.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (HgMAr)

158 There will be a lot of tension around the Winter Olympics in February held in South Korea. If Fat Boy pulls anything, he'll be condemned by the World. But if he does nothing, he's exposed as a paper tiger.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (cAXIk)


The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (8gDQu)

159
Fox News reported that McCabe's interview will be rescheduled for next week. The Justice Department told the network that the cancellation was due to a "routine scheduling error."


And they just noticed the error yesterday

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 01:24 PM (lKyWE)

160 The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (8gDQu)

Baaahhhhhhhhhh pay attention to me!!!

Posted by: Lindsay Vonn at December 12, 2017 01:24 PM (72PAC)

161 If there were a single congresscritter with even fractional nads, or any desire to get to the truth, the Sergeant At Arms would be out there right now to arrest this garbage wagon and drag him in to testify.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 12, 2017 01:24 PM (HySvC)

162 How do you physically organize something like this? The steps from creating the fake file through FISA court to listening in on PDT's Circle are easy to see - but seriously, that's a lot to manage.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM (fC4j+)

Pretty easy.

Clinton campaign pays opp research (we need a better term for what Fusion GPS does, tbh.) company to make fake dossier on Trump. It was not used at all during the campaign nor was it publicly disclosed, so it was either to influence reporting behind the scenes, OR to give someone in the govt a reason to investigate trump (aka spy on his campaign.) EITHER WAY

Someone in the Clinton crime family gets this dossier to someone somewhere in the bureaucracy, who goes in front of a friendly judge on the FISA court, who rubber stamps the approval for the government to spy on Trump.

Probably not a lot of money or effort expended to pull this off, and frankly, it wouldn't surprise me if this is way more routine then we think. As in, there are open FISA investigations in to every political enemy of the deep state.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:24 PM (wmaTe)

163 I have been wondering if he is planning to rescind his promise to resign if Roy Moore is seated?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 12, 2017 01:20 PM (so+oy)


Doesn't matter. He isn't resigning, regaredless. He got all the newspeople saying he already resigned. That is all he needed.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:24 PM (WonQS)

164 158
There will be a lot of tension around the Winter Olympics in February held in South Korea. If Fat Boy pulls anything, he'll be condemned by the World. But if he does nothing, he's exposed as a paper tiger.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (cAXIk)

The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12,


Now if they had beach volleyball....

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:24 PM (zSVEm)

165 The Justice department just doesn't take justice seriously.

Posted by: regular joe at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (rO07P)

166 153 This Ohr guy? He's gold, Jerry, gold!
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (S6uWd)


(Aur) ISWYDT

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (mbhDw)

167 "routine scheduling error? " as in, "oh I forgot I had that congressional testimony on one of the most important issues ever to face the Republic ( no matter which side you view it from) and I scheduled my weekly mahjong game for that hour!" kind of "scheduling error"?

Alright then, no biggie, be a lamb and give me some dates that work for you so I can pencil you in.

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (Fb9aZ)

168 >>Correct if I'm wrong but didn't the Session's DOJ continue that, i.e., announced they would not be prosecuting her?

I hadn't heard that but maybe.

In any case, Rod Rosenstein is scheduled to testify before the House Judiciary Committee tomorrow at 10 am. To date, he's not under investigation by anyone so perhaps that will provide some information.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (/tuJf)

169 "Bobby Orr was the greatest ever!"

Orr is one of those rare athletes who changed the game he played. An offensive defenseman!

Babe Ruth was another. IRRC in 1920 his 59 HRs was more than most (all?) teams in baseball.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (cAXIk)

170 Truth Ohr Dare!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (+y/Ru)

171 "Rush says that all Dems with woman issues will be burnt now in an attempt to bring down Trump."

I can see that right now: "Alright Trump, all of the Democrats have resigned due to their sexual shenanigans and the high school interns are now running the DNC (and somewhat more competently than before, I might add.) Now you have to resign!"

Trump: "No, and I just had nachos and pizza sent to the DNC, they're on my side now."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Holiday Magic! Get a Face-Plant Hillary doll from the Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (hLRSq)

172 If I win tonight let's go cruising for underage tail!Who's with me?
Roy Moore

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (LiyEm)

173 The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (8gDQu)

Well, with Eddie the Eagle, and the Jamaican bobsled team both gone, why should they?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (oPNmq)

174
See? Trump groped her, then blinded and killed Ray Charles to cover it up. Impeach!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (gV/Pc)

175 150 There will be a lot of tension around the Winter Olympics in February held in South Korea. If Fat Boy pulls anything, he'll be condemned by the World. But if he does nothing, he's exposed as a paper tiger.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (cAXIk)

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I don't know how much he can do?

By then, the average Nork is going to be freezing, hungry, and dying.

Posted by: rd at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (4dz1m)

176 68 He's checking making his list of non extradition countries, checking it twice....

seasonally adjusted.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (sGtp+)

177 He was about to get paddled.

Posted by: WisRich at December 12, 2017 01:07 PM (G0vdT)
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I believe it's more of a kickin' sitiation.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (vDqXW)

178 Donald Trump handled North Korea exactly right. The Norks have been playing this same game for decades; they make lots of threatening noises, saps in the west pay them off with food, "loans" and tech, and they are quiet a while longer. President after President, the same extortion. Then they got to President Trump who said "sit down and shut up you fat piece of crap" and they have nothing to back it up with. Every dollar spent on missile tech instead of food is another dollar closer to a coup by starving, berserk peasants and military.

I mean the soldier that defected was starved and had a worm the size of a boa constrictor in him.

Posted by: Christopher Johnson at December 12, 2017 01:26 PM (39g3+)

179 >>In any case, Rod Rosenstein is scheduled to testify before the House Judiciary Committee tomorrow at 10 am. To date, he's not under investigation by anyone so perhaps that will provide some information.



Would you be interested in purchasing a Bridge or some prime Texas Real Estate?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:26 PM (RzgQJ)

180 Forget this... They're moving on... Now it's "Trump is a sexual predator" time... 50 plus House "Women" are demanding an investigation into Trumps sexual "mis-deeds."

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 01:26 PM (O2RFr)

181 Correct if I'm wrong but didn't the Session's DOJ continue that, i.e., announced they would not be prosecuting her?

Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (Enq6K)

I suspect the only reason that was stated was because the GOPe is neck deep in that buffoonery and PDTS either didn't want to deal with it right out of the chute or he's saving it for leverage later on.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 12, 2017 01:26 PM (i0ykY)

182 TELL ME WHAT TO THINK!!

Posted by: Milllennials at December 12, 2017 01:26 PM (gpz6i)

183 150 There will be a lot of tension around the Winter Olympics in February held in South Korea. If Fat Boy pulls anything, he'll be condemned by the World. But if he does nothing, he's exposed as a paper tiger.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (cAXIk)


Russia officially told not to show up in the Korean Peninsula... Yeah. If Li'l Kim does nothing, that just makes the whole thing look even weirder.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 01:26 PM (XMDuf)

184 He isn't resigning, regaredless. He got all the newspeople saying he already resigned. That is all he needed."

Exactly so.

Chances of Frankenstupid being a Senator tomorrow?

100 percent.

Or so.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 01:26 PM (MINbv)

185 158 There will be a lot of tension around the Winter Olympics in February held in South Korea. If Fat Boy pulls anything, he'll be condemned by the World. But if he does nothing, he's exposed as a paper tiger.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (cAXIk)

The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 01:23 PM (8gDQu)

Athletes, their families, and South Korean whores care about it deeply. Everybody else, not so much.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (RD7QR)

186 This Mueller investigation certainly has caught an awful lot Obamites with their dicks in their hands.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (YV+SU)

=======================
Hillary was supposed to win. All of the very important people in the know, believed that. They did everything conventional wisdom informed them to do, and did everything that "unconventional" methods allowed them to do.
And she still lost.

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (Pqytn)

187 There were other offensive defenseman before Orr,guys like Red Kelly and Pierre Pilote and others.Orr was on another level though.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (LiyEm)

188 The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12,


Now if they had beach volleyball....
Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:24 PM (zSVEm)

Thin clothes & winter beach volleyball = ratings bonanza.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (7HtZB)

189 If you have a scheduling problem, and one of the conflicting items is testifying in front of congress surely you reschedule the other thing, no?

He had already promised the grandkids that they were going to Disney World, you heartless bastard.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (WbIyz)

190 145
The noose tightens.

Posted by: Ignoramus







It better. I want jail terms or stacked body counts.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (rXkis)
Just stay away from Fort Marcy Park

Posted by: Vince Foster at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (jxbfJ)

191 Orh problem? Does that mean McCabe s wife was working for fusion gps?

Posted by: George at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (30UYo)

192 I just peeked at ace's twitter feed. New post coming on this I am sure - remember that story about how there was an email server in Trump Tower that was "connected" to Russia?

And how that was fake news?

You are not going to BELIEVE where that story came from....

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (WonQS)

193
The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12,


Which is why I think Lindsey Vaughn popped off with her ani-Trump comment. I didn't know the Winter Olympics were about to happen until she made her crack.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 01:28 PM (lKyWE)

194 >>You are not going to BELIEVE where that story came from....

From Fusion GPS, of course.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:28 PM (/tuJf)

195 I mean the soldier that defected was starved and had a worm the size of a boa constrictor in him.

Posted by: Christopher Johnson at December 12, 2017 01:26 PM (39g3+)

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What was the worm eating?

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:28 PM (5NMZN)

196 One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

Was that serious? I thought it was a joke.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 12, 2017 01:28 PM (O5Q3r)

197 This is all proceeding just as I had planned!

Posted by: Afroman at December 12, 2017 01:28 PM (BxUl+)

198 Must really suck to be starving AND have a huge, angry, hungry tape worm in your belly.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:29 PM (cAXIk)

199 In any case, Rod Rosenstein is scheduled to testify before the House Judiciary Committee tomorrow at 10 am.

Presuming he doesn't suddenly have a scheduling conflict....

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:29 PM (WonQS)

200 What was the worm eating?"

Harkonnen?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 01:29 PM (MINbv)

201
remember that story about how there was an email server in Trump Tower that was "connected" to Russia?

You mean it was really the Vatican?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 01:29 PM (gV/Pc)

202 Presuming he doesn't suddenly have a scheduling conflict...."

Well, there is the tour of DC area parks...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (MINbv)

203 Here's the Ohr Problem - Ohr is the guy who got the Trump Dossier from his wife, who then passed it on to McCabe, who then took it to the FISA Court and used it to get illegal secret investigatory powers over everyone in the Trump campaign, BEFORE the election, in an attempt to guarantee that Hillary would win.

That's the big dirty secret they're trying to keep from coming out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (k1TUh)

204 What he heck is an 'ohr' problem?

Posted by: IC

----

He's not in touch with the universe.

...Or is that an "ohm" problem?

Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (jJIGi)

205 What was the worm eating?

Apparently half of everything the poor sap got. Bark, a few grains of rice, roadkill birds, fish that wash up on shore....

Posted by: Christopher Johnson at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (39g3+)

206 In North Korea they call Tape Worms 'Ass Pasta'.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (RzgQJ)

207 Would you be interested in purchasing a Bridge or some prime Texas Real Estate?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:26 PM (RzgQJ)

=========================
I bet Rod's got a sick aunt or somebody to visit tomorrow. Or maybe the lumbago makes a comeback, or something. 'Cause the DoJ just discovered a vein of valuable Ohr, and it's a bonanza.

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (Pqytn)

208 You are not going to BELIEVE where that story came from....

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM


Inside the house?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (p+Wdc)

209 We've got this like pinkeye-pocalypse going on at home, can't shake it. I'm on round 3 currently. OMG

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (GGQLa)

210 >>198 Must really suck to be starving AND have a huge, angry, hungry tape worm in your belly.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:29 PM (cAXIk)

Must really suck to be a tape worm AND have a terrified, starving, undersized North Korean man as your food-source.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (Bdeb0)

211 To the pathological lair having a witness who is both blind and dead makes them feel safer in their lie but it is a huge clue that they are making this up.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (QCc6B)

212 OT - One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

I'm finding this way funnier than I should.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (gCJeK)

213 Or is that an "ohm" problem?"

Resist we much?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (MINbv)

214 203 That's the big dirty secret they're trying to keep from coming out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (k1TUh)

Still trying to figure out where Egg McMuffin and John McPlanecrash came into play, though...

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (XMDuf)

215 You are not going to BELIEVE where that story came from....
Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (WonQS)

I'm sure it was from an unbiased source who was just trying to do whats best for our country.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (wmaTe)

216 We've got this like pinkeye-pocalypse going on at home, can't shake it. I'm on round 3 currently

Was Bob Costas by recently?

Posted by: Christopher Johnson at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (39g3+)

217 If I heard it right, yesterday's Trump accusers weren't new and only had unwanted kisses and one unsolicited ass grab for accusations, all from years ago.

So 80% of men are saying, will I be Congressionally investigated too?

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (cAXIk)

218 Hi, I'm a pirate, and I have an "Arrr!" problem.

Posted by: A Pirate at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (hXeKX)

219 The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12,


Now if they had beach volleyball....
Posted by: kraken


At the Frozen Chosin.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (rXkis)

220 209
We've got this like pinkeye-pocalypse going on at home, can't shake it. I'm on round 3 currently. OMG

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (GGQLa)


Could be something to that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (tbOMB)

221 215 You are not going to BELIEVE where that story came from....
Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (WonQS)

My bet: a Real News outlet.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 01:32 PM (KUaJL)

222 O'Reilly says "they" are prepping another big attack on Trump in January ... prepping their "assaulted woman" apparently.

Also says there is a tape out there of a woman being offered $200K for alleging sex assault by Trump. Amazing how virtuous the Dems have become ... thinking this is their last hope of stopping Moore now, and Trump later for the final act.

(story at Gateway Pundit)

meanwhile we await the real domestic terrorists (Clinton Crime Syndicate) to be arrested. I'd say "shit just got real" ... but it has been real, and the Kabuki has been the real response.

also saw (on Twitter somewhere) that Trump's lawyer Jay Sekulow is calling for the FBI to be investigated.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2017 01:32 PM (otAqJ)

223 New Korean Olympic Events:

1. Combined 45-yard dash and Biathlon across the DMZ.
2. Trained Intestinal Parasitic Worm Contest.
3. Face-off competition for lepers.
4. Marathon Clapping Event (Clap -- Or Die!)
5. Caloric Intake Curling.

Posted by: Aidrondack Patriot at December 12, 2017 01:32 PM (ATVNj)

224 Her only witness is blind and dead. "

Plays a mean pin ball?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 01:32 PM (MINbv)

225 US medical personnel had interesting stories of the parasites found in injured ARVN troops during the SE Asia conflict.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:32 PM (5NMZN)

226 Bobby Orr, Bobby Clarke, Bobby Hull - the 70s were a good time for guys named Bobby to play hockey.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2017 01:32 PM (7HtZB)

227 209

DON'T rub your eyes... and farm he kids out to the grandparents....

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:32 PM (zSVEm)

228 206 In North Korea they call Tape Worms 'Ass Pasta'.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (RzgQJ)

And this is why I hang out in this den of iniquity.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2017 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

229 Must really suck to be starving AND have a huge, angry, hungry tape worm in your belly.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:29 PM (cAXIk)

Makes you wonder if the defector was a plant. "Hey! We got this goldbrick here what eats like a horse, and is too lazy to work." "Dock his rations for a month, and then punt him over the DMZ as a defector. Silly capitalists will believe we are all starving."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:33 PM (oPNmq)

230 Resist we much?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (MINbv)

Stay current, please.

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 12, 2017 01:33 PM (suO/a)

231 Fox News reported that McCabe's interview will be rescheduled for next week.

The week before Christmas? I figured everyone would be home spending quality time with their bribes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 01:33 PM (WbIyz)

232 196 One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

Was that serious? I thought it was a joke.

I think it's real... Me Again Kelly supposedly had her on

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2017 01:33 PM (O2RFr)

233 HEY GIRL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC2yZQT3wNE


*Remember when 'Hey Girl' was thing Ace used to do?*

Posted by: RAY CHARLES w/ Michael McDonald at December 12, 2017 01:33 PM (RzgQJ)

234 The "Ohr Problem" happens when you use a Ham Radio.

Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 01:33 PM (MuTTO)

235 -
--
The Justice Department told the network that the cancellation was
due to a "routine scheduling error."



----------------------------------------

Those scheduling errors are a real bitch. I been having one for 40 years.


Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 12, 2017 01:33 PM (pMGkg)

236 So...McCabe have a HAM radio license, too?

Ohr's wife is soooooo sketchy!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (W+vEI)

237 You are not going to BELIEVE where that story came from....

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2017 01:27 PM (WonQS)

McStain. Juan McStain.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (i0ykY)

238 One of Trump's accusers claims he groped her in front of Ray Charles. Her only witness is blind and dead.

--------------
I really shouldn't laugh at this.

Posted by: IC at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (a0IVu)

239 Must really suck to be a tape worm AND have a terrified, starving, undersized North Korean man as your food-source.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (Bdeb0)


Zod funny. Acme no leave box of explosives in front of Zod. Get road-runner sure.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (ajiE5)

240 Ohr's wife is soooooo sketchy!!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (W+vEI)

----------------------------------------------

Sex Talk?

Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (MuTTO)

241 DON'T rub your eyes... and farm he kids out to the grandparents....

+++

Kids are the source. Grandparents are not available.

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (GGQLa)

242 How do you physically organize something like this? The steps from
creating the fake file through FISA court to listening in on PDT's
Circle are easy to see - but seriously, that's a lot to manage.
--

Our supervisors arranged the con, and authorized TONS of overtime for us.

And you Deplorables paid for it, you suckers!

Posted by: US Gov Employees at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (aT+Bx)

243 "The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12,"



Especially since the Russian Women's curling team will not be participating in their form fitting uniforms.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (OD2ni)

244 217 If I heard it right, yesterday's Trump accusers weren't new and only had unwanted kisses and one unsolicited ass grab for accusations, all from years ago.

So 80% of men are saying, will I be Congressionally investigated too?
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (cAXIk)

I've never unsolicidely kissed a woman.

Although, I guess that would come down to how we parse the word "solicited."

Thank god I've been with the same chick since college.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (wmaTe)

245 It can be spelled either "ohr" or "oar"?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (wtvvX)

246 I have a toaster in my house that is connected to Russia...

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (LiyEm)

247 Having both Ohrs in the water has put McCabe between Scylla and Charybdis.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (O9qtX)

248 MeAgain, inorder to improve ratings, will appear in her new Roller Derby uniform, as MeAgain the Mauler....

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (zSVEm)

249 Stop it guys! I really needed to rearrange my sock drawer and wash the dog.

Posted by: Bruce Ohr at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM (suO/a)


========

And eat the cats and babies.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (/qEW2)

250 >>225 US medical personnel had interesting stories of the parasites found in injured ARVN troops during the SE Asia conflict.Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:32 PM (5NMZN)

Tapeworm ruv you rong time.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (Bdeb0)

251 Ray Charles had seen too much.

Posted by: Donald J. Blofeld at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

252 234 The "Ohr Problem" happens when you use a Ham Radio.
______________________________________

The problem with a ham radio is that you can't get any Jewish stations.

Posted by: The Kosher Rabbi at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (ATVNj)

253 Christopher Johnson = Christopher Taylor??? I missed this in the AOSHQ style guide. Page number please?

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (tcwn1)

254 Stay current, please."
You'll not impede me.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (MINbv)

255 This all stinks to me . They should really find out where he is and see exactly what he is doing right now. And bring him in. They are stalling for time and the result is going to be is I take the 5 th

Posted by: Big swingin Al at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (c+CRM)

256 Watch NORTHERN LIMIT LINE, where during the World Cup the NORKS attacked a South Korean gun boat and sunk it.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (dKiJG)

257 241

DON'T rub your eyes... and farm he kids out to the grandparents....

+++

Kids are the source. Grandparents are not available.
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (GGQLa)

Bummer.... any unsuspecting friends?

Posted by: kraken at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (zSVEm)

258 wasn't the Edmund Fitzgerald carrying Iron Ore when it went down?

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (y3aQB)

259 Hollywood movies from the 30's (at least) to the present day feature unsolicited kisses and the women love it!

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (LiyEm)

260 -
The Justice Department told the network that the cancellation was
due to a "routine scheduling error."




It's almost like calendars aren't digital and ubiquitous.



Posted by: dagny at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (eO5CB)

261 For the Love of God -

Stay Away from Worcestershire Sauce!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (RzgQJ)

262 >>Sex Talk?


Steele talk.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (W+vEI)

263 So if you visit Asia and bring back worms, do you have to declare them at customs if you are over the limit in other goods?

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (5NMZN)

264 Sorry my Olson Johnson sock didn't come off in the wash

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (39g3+)

265 Also pretty much every women's romance novel.....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (LiyEm)

266
Here's the Ohr Problem - Ohr is the guy who got the Trump Dossier from his wife, who then passed it on to McCabe, who then took it to the FISA Court and used it to get illegal secret investigatory powers over everyone in the Trump campaign, BEFORE the election, in an attempt to guarantee that Hillary would win.
That's the big dirty secret they're trying to keep from coming out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (k1TUh)


Remember when Obama went on a late night show just before the election and did his cell phone schtick assuring everbody Trump would never be president.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (lKyWE)

267 Especially since the Russian Women's curling team will not be participating in their form fitting uniforms.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (OD2ni)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (wtvvX)

268 Ohr's wife is soooooo sketchy!!
Posted by: Lizzy



Sketchy? Like a Detroit pimp?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (rXkis)

269 Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (O9qtX)

The servant is the master?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (i0ykY)

270 The problem with a ham radio is that you can't get any Jewish stations.
Posted by: The Kosher Rabbi at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (ATVNj)

-----------------------------------------------------

Or Islamic ones...

Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (MuTTO)

271 I'm at work, already lost a lot of time. They're sending me home.

Wife's car is in the shop, so.....waiting.

Everyone is giving me the hairy eyeball. Like I need it.

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (GGQLa)

272 In any case, Rod Rosenstein is scheduled to testify before the House Judiciary Committee tomorrow at 10 am. To date, he's not under investigation by anyone so perhaps that will provide some information.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:25 PM (/tuJf)




And tomorrow perhaps a monkey might fly out of my butt.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (cAnNx)

273 Stay Away from Worcestershire Sauce!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (RzgQJ)

====================
But I love fish sauce!

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (Pqytn)

274 Stay current, please."
You'll not impede me.



I am the resistance!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (WbIyz)

275 It's almost like calendars aren't digital and ubiquitous.






Posted by: dagny at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (eO5CB)
------------------------------------
They have CGI working on an integration app now to keep them all synchronized...

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (5NMZN)

276 256 And South Korea did nothing in return,way to encourage them!

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (LiyEm)

277 There should be a judgment about these North Korean parasites.

I shall call it "The Edict of Worms."

Posted by: Martin Luther at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (ATVNj)

278 264 Sorry my Olson Johnson sock didn't come off in the wash
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (39g3+)

+++

Okay then.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (tcwn1)

279 "Which is why I think Lindsey Vaughn popped off with her ani-Trump comment. I didn't know the Winter Olympics were about to happen until she made her crack."


In fairness, I think she was put in a difficult position by a weasel reporter who asked her about Trump. She handled it awkwardly to be sure, but I do not think she was trying to be nasty.

Maybe I am going easy on her based on "the" pictures.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (OD2ni)

280 "The only problem with that thesis is that I don't think anyone cares about the Winter Olympics. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12,"



Especially since the Russian Women's curling team will not be participating in their form fitting uniforms.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 01:34 PM (OD2ni)

ROK cares, they have invested a lot into games.

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (yM/Yl)

281 268
Ohr's wife is soooooo sketchy!!

Posted by: Lizzy







Sketchy? Like a Detroit pimp?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (rXkis)

More like Elizabeth Warren's self-proclaimed heritage.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (jxbfJ)

282 Of course,Obama was president and probably demanded they make no response other than maybe an indignant speech....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (LiyEm)

283 We've got this like pinkeye-pocalypse going on at home, can't shake it. I'm on round 3 currently. OMG



Clorox your pillowcases every night. Don't touch your eyes. Throw out your mascara (I'm not assuming "gender"). No contacts.

Posted by: dagny at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (eO5CB)

284 I have entry-level admin clerks who run a better ship than "routine scheduling error."

Your tax dollars at work.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at December 12, 2017 01:39 PM (3NjrP)

285 And tomorrow perhaps a monkey might fly out of my butt.
========

Call me.

Posted by: Shep! at December 12, 2017 01:39 PM (vg8iE)

286 Romance movies and books are filled with stuff women say they hate. Like being stalked, guys who won't take "no" for an answer, guys who are rude and distant, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:39 PM (39g3+)

287 n any case, Rod Rosenstein is scheduled to testify before the House Judiciary Committee tomorrow at 10 am.


Please let it begin with 'Mr. Rosenstein, you have been read your legal rights ...'.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 01:39 PM (WbIyz)

288 270 The problem with a ham radio is that you can't get any Jewish stations.
Posted by: The Kosher Rabbi at December 12, 2017 01:35 PM (ATVNj)

-----------------------------------------------------

Or Islamic ones...

______________________________________

(With Yiddish accent)

So this is a problem?

Posted by: Rabbi Kosher at December 12, 2017 01:39 PM (ATVNj)

289 Sketchy? Like a Detroit pimp?
--

We take umbrage with that comment. UMBRAGE!!!

Posted by: Detroit Pimps Local 549 at December 12, 2017 01:39 PM (aT+Bx)

290 230 Resist we much?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (MINbv)

Stay current, please.
Posted by: auscolpyr at December 12, 2017 01:33 PM (suO/a)


Conduct an investigation, and induct the malefactors into prison. We have the capacitance to do that, and we certainly have enough trans-sisters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (8UuKm)

291 Plays a mean pin ball?


Im not dead!!

Posted by: Tommy at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (vmsda)

292
I have entry-level admin clerks who run a better ship than "routine scheduling error."



Your tax dollars at work.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at December 12, 2017 01:39 PM (3NjrP)

------------------------------------Perhaps mCcabe has been traveling and has no budget for a female assistant.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (5NMZN)

293 I didn't know the Winter Olympics were about to happen until she made her crack.

Um honestly, me either. I stopped caring about them like 10 Olympics ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (39g3+)

294 Romance movies and books are filled with stuff women say they hate.
Like being stalked, guys who won't take "no" for an answer, guys who are
rude and distant, etc.
---

We're complex.

Posted by: Women at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (aT+Bx)

295 It's not a rhetorical question, why can't these people simply be fired?

Are civil service laws really that strong where someone can basically ignore both Congress and the Executive Branch of government without being terminated?

Posted by: Maritime at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (lKmt3)

296 We take umbrage with that comment. UMBRAGE!!!
Posted by: Detroit Pimps Local 549 at December 12, 2017 01:39 PM (aT+Bx)

I hated that bitch.

Posted by: H. Potter at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (72PAC)

297 Resist we much?

-
Have you seen the Twitter opposistion to the Resistance? The Persistence as here, for example:

http://bit.ly/2AwCd5Y

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (+y/Ru)

298 Steele talk.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (W+vEI)

---------------------------

Sounds like a typical MI6+CIA = Screw Up

Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (MuTTO)

299 Conduct an investigation, and induct the malefactors
into prison. We have the capacitance to do that, and we certainly have
enough trans-sisters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (8UuKm)

=====================
So, any leads?

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (Pqytn)

300 The Tape worm is from using HUMAN waste as fertilizer, they can't afford the man made fertilizers

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (dKiJG)

301 We take umbrage with that comment. UMBRAGE!!!


Posted by: Detroit Pimps Local 549 at December 12, 2017 01:39 PM (aT+Bx)

What a life, eh? When you ain't taking umbrage, you be throwin' shade.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (oPNmq)

302 269 The servant is the master?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (i0ykY)

SHOGUN is the Master!

Posted by: Hikaru at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (XMDuf)

303 Just as I suspected: DC is FULL of Ohrs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (8UuKm)

304 I stopped caring about them like 10 Olympics ago.
______________________________________

Yeah. The NFL is following the Olympic model right now.

Posted by: Ghosts of Munich at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (ATVNj)

305 Clorox your pillowcases every night

+++

What we missed: crib.

What we can't get: floor. Baby crawls all over and rubs droll and etc. Such absolute slobs infants are teh worst

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (GGQLa)

306 >>And tomorrow perhaps a monkey might fly out of my butt.

How did a monkey get in your ass?

In another totally random and unexpected move, John Barrasso, head of the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee, announced last night that his committee will be doing an investigation into how the Obama administration allowed a trucking company to move Uranium from Uranium One into Canada and make it available for export around the world.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (/tuJf)

307 There will be a lot of tension around the Winter Olympics in February held in South Korea. If Fat Boy pulls anything, he'll be condemned by the World. But if he does nothing, he's exposed as a paper tiger.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (cAXIk)

*Dennis Hopper voice* I don't know that Glorious Leader Kim Jun Un is obligated to commit atrocities on cue, man. He may choose to commit some horrible, homicidal, meglomaniacal act of depravity and mayhem--or he may not. He's a free spirit, a whimsical being who goes where the mood takes him, man.

Posted by: troyriser at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (raGQi)

308 Humanure is a thing.

Like Rat Cheese.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (RzgQJ)

309 The Tape worm is from using HUMAN waste as fertilizer, they can't afford the man made fertilizers

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (dKiJG)

----------------------------------------------
I remember when the fertilizer was quality, organic, dried bird shit.

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:42 PM (5NMZN)

310 So, any leads?
Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (Pqytn)


Yes, and we're running the ones with the most potential to ground.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:42 PM (8UuKm)

311 BRB- Overfeedin' the fish like a FUCKIN' BOSS!!

Posted by: Donald Trump at December 12, 2017 01:42 PM (A3b6q)

312
In fairness, I think she was put in a difficult position by a weasel reporter who asked her about Trump. She handled it awkwardly to be sure, but I do not think she was trying to be nasty. Maybe I am going easy on her based on "the" pictures.
Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (OD2ni)


It's not like she's some young kid fresh to the spotlight.She's been around for a long time and should be able to handle the press.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 01:42 PM (lKyWE)

313 Like Rat Cheese.


You promised me dog or hiah!

Posted by: Mayor Quimby at December 12, 2017 01:42 PM (WbIyz)

314 http://bit.ly/2AOCnTh

Tom Fitton Proven Right Again After Sessions DOJ Refuses to Reveal Details on Muellers Ethics Waiver

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 01:42 PM (y3aQB)

315 -
--

Romance movies and books are filled with stuff women say they hate.

Like being stalked, guys who won't take "no" for an answer, guys who are

rude and distant, etc.

------------------------------

Those guys are as hot as the woman wants them to be. Real guys very seldom are.



Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 01:43 PM (pMGkg)

316 Yeah, it's a stupid transparent excuse, but that's intended to communicate a certain level of contempt.

It's saying "you aren't even worth me coming up with a good excuse."

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 12, 2017 01:43 PM (eytER)

317 The Tape worm is from using HUMAN waste as fertilizer, they can't afford the man made fertilizers

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (dKiJG)

Uh, human waste is man-made fertilizer. Sort of by definition.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:43 PM (oPNmq)

318 Yes, and we're running the ones with the most potential to ground.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:42 PM (8UuKm)

==========================
Nice

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:43 PM (Pqytn)

319 brak bamer's fellow travellers and co conspiritors suddenly look very shaky. wonder which one(s) will cut a deal?


my money is on debbie w shultz, perhaps a seth rich tidbit debbie. ooh prison debbie think about the future debbie.

Posted by: azalea city at December 12, 2017 01:43 PM (WX+x0)

320 298 Steele talk.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 01:36 PM (W+vEI)

---------------------------

Sounds like a typical MI6+CIA = Screw Up

Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (MuTTO)

-----------------------------------


Note: CIA = Fusion

FBI = 0.



Posted by: William Eaton at December 12, 2017 01:43 PM (MuTTO)

321 The HAM radio license is a Big Deal. It's one of the few ways you can easily talk to someone in another country (like Chris Steele) and evade all of the government eavesdropping devices and record keeping devices, because nobody's paying attention to old fashioned HAM radio broadcasts. Just set a date and a time, "Big Sister to British Brother, do you copy?"

It's also anonymous, unless someone has a real-time direction finder set up to track the signal source.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 01:43 PM (k1TUh)

322 Uh, human waste is man-made fertilizer. Sort of by definition.
_____________________________________

The deuce, you say!

Posted by: Stewie Griffin at December 12, 2017 01:44 PM (ATVNj)

323 Those guys are as hot as the woman wants them to be. Real guys very seldom are.

========

Bullshit. Chicks and vegetation everywhere love my fat apron.

Posted by: Harvey W. at December 12, 2017 01:44 PM (vg8iE)

324 We're complex.
Posted by: Women


We contain multitudes ...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke ... at December 12, 2017 01:44 PM (AoK0a)

325 >>Conduct an investigation, and induct the malefactors into prison.Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:40 PM (8UuKm)

You Westerners, so impatient. Number one penalty play is detention camp, struggle sessions, denunciation meetings, mistrust, infidelity, self-loathing, debasement, collective shame and misdirected anger.

Hillary needs to be the hair-netted camp gruel-lady, the better for all her sullen supporters to daily line up to silently glare at her.

Posted by: Zod,TrumpCamp Re-Education Facilitator at December 12, 2017 01:44 PM (Bdeb0)

326 17 If you have a scheduling problem, and one of the conflicting items is testifying in front of congress surely you reschedule the other thing, no?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2017 01:08 PM (KUaJL)


Mebbe the Holiday Party is today?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 12, 2017 01:44 PM (di1hb)

327 You never get a nice gentle kiss in a Bodice Ripper either, he's always "crushing" her lips and "brusing" with a kiss. Sounds kind of uncomfortable to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:44 PM (39g3+)

328 South Korea did nothing in return,way to encourage them!
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (LiyEm)

Hell the NORKS shelled a South Korean island with civilians being killed and they did nothing.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 01:44 PM (dKiJG)

329 We're running a battery of tests, and then will level charges.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:45 PM (8UuKm)

330 We have contained multitudes ...

FTFY

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 01:45 PM (WbIyz)

331 It's also anonymous, unless someone has a real-time direction finder set up to track the signal source.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 01:43 PM (k1TUh)

=============================
Yeah, go with that. ///sss////sss

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:45 PM (Pqytn)

332 23
>> "The noose tightens."

No thanks to the self-declared "news titans" of the MSM.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2017 01:45 PM (ZZdXT)

333 Remember when Obama went on a late night show just before the election and did his cell phone schtick assuring everbody Trump would never be president.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 12, 2017 01:37 PM (lKyWE)

He said it in Feb. 2016, too, which is in the timeline of the initial planning for the first, denied FISA warrant.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2017 01:45 PM (tbOMB)

334 Those guys are as hot as the woman wants them to be. Real guys very seldom are.
--

"Yeah, we're too busy with Fantasy Football/cars/ tv to be hot."

Posted by: Real Guys at December 12, 2017 01:45 PM (aT+Bx)

335 >>>The Tape worm is from using HUMAN waste as fertilizer, they can't afford the man made fertilizers

Umm, human waste IS man made fertilizer.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:46 PM (QCc6B)

336 Uh, human waste is man-made fertilizer. Sort of by definition.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


The lack of quality control is distressing ...

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at December 12, 2017 01:46 PM (AoK0a)

337 http://bit.ly/2Baixnw

WHISTLEBLOWER Elizabeth Warrens CFPB Falsified Documents to Shakedown Lender

Lieawhatha

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 01:46 PM (y3aQB)

338 Remember when Obama went on a late night show just before the election and did his cell phone schtick assuring everbody Trump would never be president.
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I tongued his butthole afterward.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at December 12, 2017 01:46 PM (vg8iE)

339 321. 'Almighty, Almighty - this is PBR Street Gang.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 01:46 PM (fA1SL)

340 335 >>>The Tape worm is from using HUMAN waste as fertilizer, they can't afford the man made fertilizers

Umm, human waste IS man made fertilizer.
______________________________________


Can I get a memo on that?


Posted by: Kim Jong Poo at December 12, 2017 01:47 PM (ATVNj)

341 Ya see its awkward when someone high up in the justice department has to take the fifth. And right before the holidays too.

Posted by: simplemind at December 12, 2017 01:47 PM (xapSy)

342 I'll go with Jack Straw.

Once Ohr came to light, after Stzork - others began to panic. This whole thing was put together threw whispers and winks. It was the height of hubris by the Obama administration. So confident were they of Hillary winning, they didn't cover their tracks good enough.

Can you imagine Ohr - who sat 4 doors down from the AG (though he can't talk about work) sitting at the living room table talking to his wife about her new job? It doesn't occur to him to say something? She was on GPS payroll for summer/fall of 2016 and she has training/background on Russia? Why the short stint on the payroll? To verify the dossier? To help make it look legit? If that was the case, the networks it was pitched to would have known that and taken the lead. And you KNOW Glenn Simpson KNEW that she was married to Ohr and his position at the time. And yet, these fucksticks still put her on payroll. No 1099 gig. Actual payroll.

Now you have McCabe and his wife's state senate run and the $700K from McAuliffe. To my knowledge, she had never run before in her life and all of a sudden she throws her hat in the ring - and she's a doctor - and in looking back they never claimed on their financial forms some of her recv'd contributions nor her salary as a doctor.

This is just slowly unwinding and my guess is Sessions has been on this from day one. The only issue is: How far ahead is he to Mueller so Mueller has to keep worrying about what else is going to pop up.

Additionally, on security clearance for this assignment, I have to believe there's a box that says something like: Is there any thing or person that if made public would shed poorly upon you, the investigation or the appearance of a conflict of interest. It's penalty of perjury I would think.

It just shows again: they expected Hillary to win and when she didn't they had to have all the insiders on the inside to monitor what was going on. That, and Obama's hubris.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at December 12, 2017 01:47 PM (bB4HN)

343 -
--
Uh, human waste is man-made fertilizer. Sort of by definition.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



The lack of quality control is distressing ...

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at December 12, 2017 01:46

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Yeah, they don't give a shit about... Oh.



Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 01:47 PM (pMGkg)

344 Ya see its awkward when someone high up in the justice department has to take the fifth. And right before the holidays too.
===========

There ain't nothin' wrong with a fifth before, during or after the holidays!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at December 12, 2017 01:48 PM (vg8iE)

345 The lack of quality control is distressing ...

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at December 12, 2017 01:46 PM (AoK0a)

(looks at soggy rice paddy) I'm not going there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 01:48 PM (oPNmq)

346 You never get a nice gentle kiss in a Bodice Ripper either, he's always
"crushing" her lips and "brusing" with a kiss. Sounds kind of
uncomfortable to me.
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1. It depends on who is involved. George Clooney? Not uncomfortable. Harvey Weinstein? Uncomfortable.

2. How do you know these facts sir? Did you do your "masters thesis" at "university" on "the contemporary literature of women?"

Posted by: Women at December 12, 2017 01:48 PM (aT+Bx)

347 He also may have a Mueller problem:

https://www.redstate.com/streiff/2017/12/12/mystery-robert-muellers-secret-conflict-interest/

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (6ksbU)

348 >>He said it in Feb. 2016, too, which is in the timeline of the initial planning for the first, denied FISA warrant.

It was denied in June.

Ohr applied for her Ham license in May.

Strzok and Ohr met in October with Steele.

McCabe was Strzok's boss.

FISA warrant was approved in October.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (/tuJf)

349 >>It's saying "you aren't even worth me coming up with a believable lie."


And really, isn't that the story of 8 long years of Obama?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (W+vEI)

350 Always thought Tapeworm would be a good name for a mock metal band. Needs an umlaut

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (GGQLa)

351 I'm tanned, fully waxed and ready.
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip 2020 at December 12, 2017 01:19 PM

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Complete with tucked windsock.
Posted by: irright at December 12, 2017 01:21 PM


Don't bother doing a FOD walk-down; nothing ever lands there.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (ctuyM)

352 There is a South Korean movie (on Netflix) from 2015 called "Northern Limit Line" which is based on a 2002 incident at sea between the blue and the gray, I mean Norks and Roks. Interesting movie (and has international soccer as a backdrop).

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (5NMZN)

353 335. There are methods to obviate the risks of 'night-soil' use on fields. They've been doing this for about 4k years in Asia. Desperation, however, causes the Norks to not implement the proper protocols. And ignorance - early on, they used Soviet chemical fertilizers, and, over time, the old ways were forgotten.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (fA1SL)

354 Pawlenty: Moore 'Is a Credibly Accused Serial Child Molester' -BB

Remember Pawlenty?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (r9UYA)

355 It used to be pretty much common belief that women liked to be treated that way.The Ian Fleming James Bond books are full of that sort of thing.He also basically says that lesbians just haven't gotten a good lay and flips a lesbo in Goldfinger...

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (LiyEm)

356 307 There will be a lot of tension around the Winter Olympics in February held in South Korea. If Fat Boy pulls anything, he'll be condemned by the World. But if he does nothing, he's exposed as a paper tiger.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2017 01:22 PM (cAXIk)

*Dennis Hopper voice* I don't know that Glorious Leader Kim Jun Un is obligated to commit atrocities on cue, man. He may choose to commit some horrible, homicidal, meglomaniacal act of depravity and mayhem--or he may not. He's a free spirit, a whimsical being who goes where the mood takes him, man.
Posted by: troyriser at December 12, 2017 01:41 PM (raGQi)


I am hearing that in Sam Elliott's hippy character's voice from Parks and Recreation.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (di1hb)

357 >>Uh, human waste is man-made fertilizer. Sort of by definition.

>>The lack of quality control is distressing ...



You telling me?
I plant Beans, I get Corn.
I plant cucumbers, I get Corn.
I plant anything, I get Corn!

Posted by: North Korean Farmer at December 12, 2017 01:50 PM (RzgQJ)

358 The Tape worm is from using HUMAN waste as fertilizer, they can't afford the man made fertilizers

Umm, human waste IS man made fertilizer.
Posted by: Max Power


Technically, HuWa is organic.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 01:50 PM (rXkis)

359 354 Isn't that an Italian rice dish??

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:50 PM (LiyEm)

360 >.Ohr applied for her Ham license in May.


Aaaand Fusion contracted with Steels to create dossier in April.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 01:51 PM (W+vEI)

361 The time has come for the POTUS to start cleaning-out the mid- and top-tier management of every. single. freaking. agency of the Fed.GOV

It's time, Donnie TwoScoops, for you to clean the fucking house.

Burn.
Scatter.
Salt.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2017 01:51 PM (NYS7S)

362
I use Milorganite on some sections of my lawn. It's human waste from Milwaukee but I believe they heat it up and kill all the pathogens.

It still smells like shit. But bentgrass loves the stuff.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 01:51 PM (ajiE5)

363 How do you know these facts sir? Did you do your "masters thesis" at "university" on "the contemporary literature of women?

I've read a lot of different books. Only way to know. Some of it was not awful, but most romances are really boring and predictable. Incredibly formulaic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:51 PM (39g3+)

364 You know, a Subpoena is an ORDER of the issuing authority (usually a Court, but in this case Congress) commanding someone within its jurisdiction to appear and give testimony, bring things including documents or both.

The only absolute right to ignore a Subpoena is if the witness commanded to appear is not subject to the jurisdiction of the issuing authority.

In the real world, if you ignore a properly issued and served Subpoena they issue a warrant for your arrest and send men with guns to go and get you and drag you before the issuing authority to give evidence and for punishment due to your contempt of the Court. Subpoena literally means sub (under) poena (penalty).

Sessions really needs to institute contempt proceedings ASAP and send Marshals to pick these assholes up. Unless and until he does that, don't expect them to stop thumbing their noses at your elected Representatives.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 12, 2017 01:52 PM (OIiRj)

365 >>>http://bit.ly/2Baixnw
WHISTLEBLOWER Elizabeth Warrens CFPB Falsified Documents to Shakedown Lender

Damn! That might blow up.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:52 PM (QCc6B)

366 Always thought Tapeworm would be a good name for a mock metal band. Needs an umlaut
Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands



Tapewurm (dots over u)

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 01:52 PM (rXkis)

367 >>Now you have McCabe and his wife's state senate run and the $700K from McAuliffe. To my knowledge, she had never run before in her life and all of a sudden she throws her hat in the ring - and she's a doctor - and in looking back they never claimed on their financial forms some of her recv'd contributions nor her salary as a doctor.

And don't forget, per VA election laws, any money not spent on the campaign belongs to the candidate to keep.

McCabe's wife raised roughly $1.5 million including the $700k from Clinton cronies. She ended her campaign with roughly $700k in the banks.

And no, she had never run for anything and was in fact recruited to run by VA Democrats.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:52 PM (/tuJf)

368 I plant anything, I get Corn!

Don't forget tomato skins


WHAT DO YOU FARM???

https://youtu.be/2vrk5nGeLLI

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:52 PM (39g3+)

369 We're running a battery of tests, and then will level charges.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:45 PM


Only if you wire them up in parallel.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 12, 2017 01:52 PM (ctuyM)

370 Throw the Ohrs in prison. What's the problem?

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2017 01:52 PM (A1FgP)

371 279 "Which is why I think Lindsey Vaughn popped off with her ani-Trump comment. I didn't know the Winter Olympics were about to happen until she made her crack."


In fairness, I think she was put in a difficult position by a weasel reporter who asked her about Trump. She handled it awkwardly to be sure, but I do not think she was trying to be nasty.

Maybe I am going easy on her based on "the" pictures.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (OD2ni)



I saw what she said. She was trying to be nasty.

And didn't she get hurt right after that? Is she going to even be able to compete in the olympics?

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (cAnNx)

372 Always thought Tapeworm would be a good name for a mock metal band. Needs an umlaut /I

How about Tapewyrm? Then you can have dragons, the most metal of all the fictional lizards.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (hXeKX)

373 I have to laugh everytime I see one of those Food / Travel Network shows that goes to Asia.

The pastoral landscapes of the Rice Paddies.

You never do see an outhouse or a Porta-San in any of those pictures...

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (RzgQJ)

374 An Ohr problem Ohr what?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (jsWA8)

375 Well,this is interesting....

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/283195/

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (LiyEm)

376 Ohr applied for her Ham license in May.


Aaaand Fusion contracted with Steels to create dossier in April.
Posted by: Lizzy



The chair is against the wall. Snoopy loves his doghouse.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (rXkis)

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (pMGkg)

378 And no, she had never run for anything and was in fact recruited to run by VA Democrats.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:52 PM (/tuJf)

=========================
Jack, refresh my memory, please. Which election cycle was that?

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (Pqytn)

379 Yeh Congressman, the DOJ has a lot of "Ohrs"

Posted by: Agent Willie Cicci at December 12, 2017 01:54 PM (eh0Va)

380 375 Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (LiyEm)

I was just about to post that link Steevy.

I think the damn is about to break on FusionGPS/FISA warrants.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 01:54 PM (SzZnW)

381 http://bit.ly/2Baixnw

WHISTLEBLOWER Elizabeth Warrens CFPB Falsified Documents to Shakedown Lender

Lieawhatha

Posted by: MISH McConnell at December 12, 2017 01:46 PM (y3aQB)



Squaw Warren: They speak with forked tongue. Me just make honest living selling tee pees.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 01:54 PM (OE2ur)

382 -
--
It still smells like shit. But bentgrass loves the stuff.

Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 12, 2017 01:51 PM

--------------------

Heh-heh heh-heh-heh
BENT-grass
Heh-heh-heh-heh


Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at December 12, 2017 01:54 PM (pMGkg)

383 352 There is a South Korean movie (on Netflix) from 2015 called "Northern Limit Line" which is based on a 2002 incident at sea between the blue and the gray, I mean Norks and Roks. Interesting movie (and has international soccer as a backdrop).
Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (5NMZN)


I actually watched that some time ago, to get a flavor of where the South Koreans shake out on the NoRK problem. Fascinatingly patriotic, almost jingoistic. Kinda like what Hollywood used to produce back when Democrats were loyal Americans and dinosaurs roamed the earth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:55 PM (8UuKm)

384 Squaw Warren: They speak with forked tongue. Me just make honest living selling tee pees.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 01:54 PM (OE2ur)

==================
How!

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:55 PM (Pqytn)

385 373. * fistbump *

Been out in the countryside in VN. Pro-tip - don't eat ANYTHING, especially not the pork. 'Pig-privvies,' are a Thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 01:55 PM (fA1SL)

386 McCabe needs to schedule some serious time with his personal lawyers before he talks to the US Congress.

Is McCabe a bit slow? How long does it take his lawyer to explain taking the 5th?

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson's rape victims at December 12, 2017 01:55 PM (1L9V9)

387 >>the old ways were forgotten. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (fA1SL)

It is the scent of joss and a roasting ram--not human merde--that pleases Crom's nostrils. They forget the old ways at their peril, yao.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 01:55 PM (Bdeb0)

388 Ohr applied for her Ham license in May.


"Come in, Moscow. Come in, Moscow. Do you read me?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:56 PM (8UuKm)

389
Democrats and the Democrat Press Companies have been pushing FAKE NEWS for over a year now.

It still didn't get Trump out of office.

So now the next step, FAKE CHARGES.

But they forgot that they don't have Loretta Lynch in the driver's seat to cover for them.

And Deputy Dawg could wake up and do something, but they are counting on the hope that he doesn't.

They are probably correct.

But Trump will just laugh at them and make fun of them, and his supporters will laugh right along with him. They are in on the joke, and most are having a great ride.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 01:56 PM (UsCnO)

390 Coincidentally, the brutal Viking thrash metal act The Horde has a song called Firevurm.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2017 01:56 PM (WbIyz)

391 >>Jack, refresh my memory, please. Which election cycle was that?

2015. Coincidentally, right as Hillary was running for President.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 01:56 PM (/tuJf)

392 In a borderless world would there be any Olympics?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 01:56 PM (YV+SU)

393
Clinton campaign pays opp research (we need a better term for what Fusion GPS does, tbh.) company to make fake dossier on Trump.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:24 PM (wmaTe)

Look in the Yellow Pages under USEFUL MISINFORMATION FABRICATION AND DISTRIBUTION.

Thanks

Posted by: GPS Fusion at December 12, 2017 01:56 PM (A3b6q)

394 350 Always thought Tapeworm would be a good name for a mock metal band. Needs an umlaut

Posted by: Bigby's Groping Hands at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (GGQLa)



But it needs to be over the P.

Posted by: buzzion at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (cAnNx)

395 353 335. There are methods to obviate the risks of 'night-soil' use on fields. They've been doing this for about 4k years in Asia. Desperation, however, causes the Norks to not implement the proper protocols. And ignorance - early on, they used Soviet chemical fertilizers, and, over time, the old ways were forgotten.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (fA1SL)

You can safely use human (or any animal) feces as a fertilizer, but first it needs to be composted.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (wmaTe)

396 inside baseball... inside baseball... humina... humina.. TRUMP!!! RUSSIA!!! .... FBI... inside baseball.... RUSSIAN HACKING !!!! TRUMP!!!.... humina humina....

Posted by: THIS is the MSM at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (W/SyC)

397 387. I speak of the filthy peasantry, Zod, not of those who have kept faith and remain on the steppe.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (fA1SL)

398 You can safely use human (or any animal) feces as a fertilizer, but first it needs to be composted.
==========

Good advice.

Posted by: Chi-Chi's at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (vg8iE)

399 I can definitely understand this. If I had to appear before a Congressional Committee during a searing investigation into my agencies activities, I can see how I may forget about this for the annual Christmas pot-luck.

Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (oiNtH)

400 "Jack, refresh my memory, please. Which election cycle was that?
Posted by: mrp"


She ran against Barbara Comstock for the House seat in NoVa in 2016. Comstock won. Wifey spent a shit load of money as every radio station here in DC were flooded with her commercials calling Comstock a Trump clone and "anti-choice extremist."

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (OD2ni)

401 I bet Hillary! could take care of McCabe's Ohr problem. She has experience with that sort of thing.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (CcNKy)

402 "Come in, Moscow. Come in, Moscow. Do you read me?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:56 PM (8UuKm)

==========================
"The money is in the bank. The money is in the bank"

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:58 PM (Pqytn)

403 >>I actually watched that some time ago, to get a flavor of where the South Koreans shake out on the NoRK problem. Fascinatingly patriotic, almost jingoistic. Kinda like what Hollywood used to produce back when Democrats were loyal Americans and dinosaurs roamed the earth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:55 PM (8UuKm)

Interesting to read ROK politicians on their northern neighbors. Academic and NORK-watcher B.R. Myers notes that the ROKs are a lot more comfortable with 'reunification' and 'national identity' rhetoric than we might like to think...

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 01:58 PM (Bdeb0)

404 McCabe's Ohr problem...

appear before congress and continue to provide incomplete evasive answers resulting in a contempt of Congress charges, Ohr claim a scheduling conflict as you meet with legal counsel.

Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at December 12, 2017 01:58 PM (CSaCX)

405 I think the damn is about to break on FusionGPS/FISA warrants.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 01:54 PM (SzZnW)

the media will say its a nothingburger, and cover it accordingly, if they choose to cover it at all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:58 PM (wmaTe)

406 What are the rules of testimony? Can't you just send a Federal Marshal to pick him up and require his attendance...and if not, why not? The kid gloves have to come off...and they need to start scaring the hell out of these obfuscation tactic purveyors. I'm tired of the stonewalling, vague innuendo flaunting nonsense.

Posted by: Orson at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (B3is4)

407 I've read a lot of different books. Only way to
know. Some of it was not awful, but most romances are really boring and
predictable. Incredibly formulaic.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2017 01:51 PM

[Women huddle together and, in hushed tones, discuss how much bodice ripping Mr. Christopher R. Taylor has done, if he's experienced at giving bruising kisses and if he can be encouraged, sorry, trained to... um... stop using words like "formulaic" and find other things to do with his mouth, IYKWIMAITYD.]

Posted by: Women at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (aT+Bx)

408 383
352 There is a South Korean movie (on Netflix) from 2015 called
"Northern Limit Line" which is based on a 2002 incident at sea between
the blue and the gray, I mean Norks and Roks. Interesting movie (and has
international soccer as a backdrop).

Posted by: RioBravo at December 12, 2017 01:49 PM (5NMZN)



I actually watched that some time ago, to get a flavor of where the
South Koreans shake out on the NoRK problem. Fascinatingly patriotic,
almost jingoistic. Kinda like what Hollywood used to produce back when
Democrats were loyal Americans and dinosaurs roamed the earth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 01:55 PM (8UuKm)
I always like how some moviewhere they did the interviews of the Real Sailors at the end.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (dKiJG)

409 She ran against Barbara Comstock for the House seat
in NoVa in 2016. Comstock won. Wifey spent a shit load of money as every
radio station here in DC were flooded with her commercials calling
Comstock a Trump clone and "anti-choice extremist."

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (OD2ni)

=======================
Thanks, Benji.

Posted by: mrp at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (Pqytn)

410 403 Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 01:58 PM (Bdeb0)

The kids harbor this fantasy that the Kim family up north will reintegrate on their terms, and the Norks will not rot out the south like the East Germans did the West.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (SzZnW)

411 You will recall that Lisa Page was the woman Strzok was having an affair with....

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (LiyEm)

412 >>>https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/283195/
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 01:53 PM (LiyE

Another day another crack in the facade. Take heart steevy that the holidays are already incredibly stressful and the swamp critters are probably to stroke out.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (QCc6B)

413 Tyappwourmn, with accents, umlauts, those ^-hats all over the place.

They can open for Limozzeen.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (hXeKX)

414 321 The HAM radio license is a Big Deal. It's one of the few ways you can easily talk to someone in another country (like Chris Steele) and evade all of the government eavesdropping devices and record keeping devices, because nobody's paying attention to old fashioned HAM radio broadcasts. Just set a date and a time, "Big Sister to British Brother, do you copy?"

It's also anonymous, unless someone has a real-time direction finder set up to track the signal source.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 12, 2017 01:43 PM (k1TUh)


I am betting there is, amongst all the noise, voice intercepts of any conversations at NSA

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM (di1hb)

415 horde, commeth to the nood.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM (wmaTe)

416
You can safely use human (or any animal) feces as a fertilizer, but first it needs to be composted.

-------------------------------------

Special! Compact your shit overnight!

Posted by: San Fran Glee Club at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM (5NMZN)

417 Next time I get subpoenaed, I am going to try that excuse.
Equal treatment under the law and all that...

Posted by: navybrat at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM (w7KSn)

418 "The money is in the bank. The money is in the bank"
______________________________________

"We have Putin the money. I say again, we have Putin the money."

Posted by: Ivana Huggenkiss at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM (ATVNj)

419 You can safely use human (or any animal) feces as a fertilizer, but first it needs to be composted.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (wmaTe)

Well, it needs to be composted to make it work. Plants cannot take up minerals that are bound up in organic matter, only water-soluble salts. Which is why hydroponics works.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM (oPNmq)

420 Busy day, just trying to catch up...

After seeing that "prayer list" in the last thread, I think I'll spend a few days not complaining about anything and being thankful for my life.

Posted by: Jwest at December 12, 2017 02:01 PM (/roJx)

421 Tyappwourmn, with accents, umlauts, those ^-hats all over the place.



Look like an insane ski slope - black diamonds everywhere!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2017 02:01 PM (rXkis)

422 >>I am betting there is, amongst all the noise, voice intercepts of any conversations at NSA

Which of course is run by Admiral Mike Rogers, the guy who Clapper and Obama tried to fire in November and Trump kept in place.

Unexpectedly.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:01 PM (/tuJf)

423
I am betting there is, amongst all the noise, voice intercepts of any conversations at NSA
---

Not so much.

We're all assigned to these Right Wing Hate sites monitoring the Alt Right.

Hell, you people know that.

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at December 12, 2017 02:01 PM (aT+Bx)

424 >>over time, the old ways were forgotten.

*McDonald's buger wrapper blows by on the wind.*


*Camera pulls back to show a solitary Elizabeth Warren standing in a field with a single tear running down her cheek.*

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren 2020 at December 12, 2017 02:01 PM (RzgQJ)

425 Been out in the countryside in VN. Pro-tip - don't eat ANYTHING, especially not the pork. 'Pig-privvies,' are a Thing.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 12, 2017 01:55 PM


We save you, tay.

Posted by: Nuoc Mam and Cham at December 12, 2017 02:01 PM (ctuyM)

426 I vote for Congress raiding McCabe's home at 0400 and arresting him for pissing them off. Maybe handcuff his wife too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 02:01 PM (YV+SU)

427 ROK cares, they have invested a lot into games.

Posted by: Jean at December 12, 2017 01:38 PM (yM/Yl)


They're practicing their overt cheating techniques, as we speak.

The most pathetic sports event I ever saw was the Seoul Olympic Games. The cheating by the Koreans was UNREAL. Those games were the last ones I had any interest in and that experience taught me all about Korean culture that I needed to know. It was beyond pathetic.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (8gDQu)

428 >>398 You can safely use human (or any animal) feces as a fertilizer, but first it needs to be composted.

Not one afraid to advertise my ignorance, but I've got a compost drum, and my understanding is I can put veg cuttings mixed in with brown matter (weeds, leaves, etc) in it, but nothing from meat. Is that bad gouge? Seem to remember reading that only non-carnivorous waste could be used to fertilize...

Ready to be edumicated...

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)

429 the CMP takes down two companies here in #Failifornia...

well, the DA did, but only after they exposed them with their PP videos

legalinsurrection.com/2017/12/allegations-of-illegal-sale
-of-fetal-tissue-shut-down-two-california-based-companies/

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (ysYy6)

430
I can see how I may forget about this for the annual Christmas pot-luck.
Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2017 01:57 PM (oiNtH)


Winter Holiday pot luck not Christmas

Posted by: Peter Strzok FBI HR Office Party Division at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (lKyWE)

431 NOOD

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (wmaTe)

432 I am betting there is, amongst all the noise, voice intercepts of any conversations at NSA

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 12, 2017 02:00 PM (di1hb)

I've been a ham for 30 years. Not generally a very good way to transmit any kind of sensitive information. Hell, it's not even the NSA you have listening in. It's all the other nosy hams and shortwave-listener hobbyists. Hell, the SWLs chase numbers stations, they'd be all over something like this.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (uiwCw)

433 410 403 Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 01:58 PM (Bdeb0)

The kids harbor this fantasy that the Kim family up north will reintegrate on their terms, and the Norks will not rot out the south like the East Germans did the West.
Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 01:59 PM (SzZnW)/i]


Interesting question: how WOULD you reunify Korea if Kim dropped dead today?

I'd keep the present borders and DMZ intact, and try to pump up North Korea's economy while changing its culture, but not letting NoRKs emigrate to the south (I don't know for how long, maybe a generation). But the NoRKs need to get up to speed before being allowed to inundate the south, just to avoid the German reunification problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (8UuKm)

434 >>Which of course is run by Admiral Mike Rogers, the guy who Clapper and Obama tried to fire in November and Trump kept in place. Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:01 PM (/tuJf)

Director Rogers is the real deal.

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (Bdeb0)

435 Hey, they can use human waste all they want as fertilizer. I get that.

But there's no explanation as to why those lazy Nork bastards are incapable of WASHING AND COOKING THEIR DAMNED FOOD like the rest of the world!

Effin' commies.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (ATVNj)

436 427 Who was the American boxer that was flat robbed,Bo Riddick?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (LiyEm)

437
*Camera pulls back to show a solitary Elizabeth Warren standing in a field with a single tear running down her cheek.*
---------------------------
You know if this Senator thing doesn't work out for her she could get a boob job and become the Indian Princess for Land of Lakes Butter. It would have to be a massive boob job, though.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (YV+SU)

438 201
remember that story about how there was an email server in Trump Tower that was "connected" to Russia?

You mean it was really the Vatican?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2017 01:29 PM (gV/Pc)

It was every member of the Pentaverate:

The Queen of England
The Rothschilds
The Council on Foreign Relations
The Bilderburgs
and Colonel Sanders

Posted by: Minuteman at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (A3b6q)

439 427 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 12, 2017 02:02 PM (8gDQu)

The boxing match where their guy had been made a pinata by the American comes to mind.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 12, 2017 02:04 PM (SzZnW)

440 I knew he was a Nazi and Newsweek confirms it!

@Newsweek
Because of Donald Trump, people are attacking synagogues and burning Israeli flags

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 12, 2017 02:04 PM (+y/Ru)

441 Hmmm. Question:

What do you guys think of the SOTU speech as an opportunity for "the big reveal," bypassing the media's blanket non-coverage?

Posted by: Piercello at December 12, 2017 02:04 PM (TOLnE)

442 >>Director Rogers is the real deal.

And may turn out to be the real hero in all of this when the dust settles.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2017 02:05 PM (/tuJf)

443 Comey's legacy will be he corrupted the FBI to such an extent it might not survive. Clinton has absolute control over our public service, the top management are doing the demorat's bidding at the expense of our sovereignty and freedom.

Posted by: Rose at December 12, 2017 02:05 PM (30UCB)

444
Jack On!
Jack Ohr!
Jack On, Jack Ohr!
The Jacker!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2017 02:05 PM (pNxlR)

445 >>321 The HAM radio license is a Big Deal.

Um, you don't need a amateur radio license to transmit clandestine comms. Just pick a frequency and key up the transmitter and go.


Posted by: Under Fire at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (r9UYA)

446 Hell, the SWLs chase numbers stations, they'd be all over something like this.

Oh, man, numbers stations. Man. Those are fascinating to read about.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 12, 2017 02:06 PM (hXeKX)

447 The DOJ "Expert Working Group on International Organized Crime" had Bruce and Nellie Ohr along with Glenn Simpson of Fusion GPS.

https://twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/940444559468892160

If you are a criminal organization, like the Democrats, then you must study those other crime gangs you might want to takeover or do deals with.


Posted by: geoffb at December 12, 2017 02:07 PM (zOpu5)

448 Interesting thread - https://twitter.com/TheLastRefuge2/
status/940425128608968709

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2017 02:07 PM (W+vEI)

449 >>I'd keep the present borders and DMZ intact, and try to pump up North Korea's economy while changing its culture, but not letting NoRKs emigrate to the south (I don't know for how long, maybe a generation). But the NoRKs need to get up to speed before being allowed to inundate the south, just to avoid the German reunification problem. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2017 02:03 PM (8UuKm)

West Germany used to have a "Gastarbeiter" (guest worker) program as a means for providing foreign aid. Conceptually it was sound at the front end--they bring promising Africans to Germany, train them to be doctors, and send them home--but of course the trainees sought refuge, and never returned to improve their home nations.

A ROK program--very, very closely monitored--of admitting select DPRK for training and repatriation across a maintained border *might* work, but you'd have to be sure the best and brightest actually returned to the hellhole to help improve it...

Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2017 02:08 PM (Bdeb0)

450 Bobby Ohr! Old time hockey!!

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at December 12, 2017 02:09 PM (7A6l6)

451 I recall sitting at work back in March listening to idiots at work cocksure that Trump would be impeached by April and hung for treason.

Sure is quiet around here lately.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 12, 2017 02:11 PM (a+WIL)

452 You know, in times past a Congressional hearing would take precedence over most other things.

Posted by: rabidfox at December 12, 2017 02:13 PM (EW9tX)

453 26
He is probably testifying in front of the Grand Jury today.

Posted by: Eskimo at December 12, 2017 01:09 PM (ZYNmu)

In the olden days of my youth, this would be the only reason you would miss testifying before congress on matters as important as the MEULLER INVESTIGATION 11, eleventy!

At the end of the day there would be a cryptic McCabe was seen leaving the offices of IssaGowdy through the back door late in the evening. This can only mean one thing...........


Don't think that is going to happen, but the vibe is there. Someone is gonna rat.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 12, 2017 02:15 PM (ymnmz)

454 392
In a borderless world would there be any Olympics?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 12, 2017 01:56 PM (YV+SU)


NBC heads are exploding as they read this supposedly innocent post.Megan Kelly not affected, she is still in the first year of her contract.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2017 02:16 PM (UsCnO)

455 Ohr's wife is was a big shot at Fusion GPS.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2017 02:19 PM (BIr2P)

456 398
You can safely use human (or any animal) feces as a fertilizer, but first it needs to be composted.

==========



Good advice.


What's composting?

and

Did you meet my pet tapeworm?

Posted by: 25.5 million North Koreans at December 12, 2017 02:22 PM (UsCnO)

457 Speaking of Ohr's wife.. TGP is saying that she also worked for the CIA... http://bit.ly/2Aw9wpz

Posted by: Joshua R Barker at December 12, 2017 02:27 PM (iWzUm)

458 51,
" McCabe has two Ohr problems."

He has an "Either - Ohr" problem.

Posted by: geoffb at December 12, 2017 02:30 PM (zOpu5)

459 AAAAAND... it also looks like she may be a card-carrying Communist

Posted by: Joshua R Barker at December 12, 2017 02:32 PM (iWzUm)

460 Someone is set to do down, and not just Chelsea Handler.

Posted by: True the Note at December 12, 2017 02:36 PM (HLTe8)

461 Squaw Warren: They speak with forked tongue. Me just make honest living selling tee pees.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2017 01:54 PM (OE2ur)

Senator Warren's noble Native American visage, with high, sharply defined cheekbones and explicitly Cherokee jaw, cries out for Justice! Justice!

Posted by: troyriser at December 12, 2017 02:37 PM (raGQi)

462 Time for them to send the Capitol Police to haul McCabe's ass in, and answer some awkward questions.

Posted by: Iblis at December 12, 2017 02:38 PM (9221z)

463 Ahhh, Sargent of Arms. When you get done blowing off that snowflake on the Moore request would you be so kind as to go and fetch us Mr. McCabe?

Posted by: Drider at December 12, 2017 02:46 PM (HdKKm)

464 Arrest the corrupt democrats now!

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (ZZhQQ)

465 They say I've got an'ohr problem. I call it when winning.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at December 12, 2017 02:52 PM (4jGES)

466 6

Same with Frankin's promise to resign. A routine scheduling error.

... there was some mention about McCabe resigning at the end of the year.
The House Intelligence Committee wants to interview McCabe before he resigns.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at December 12, 2017 03:02 PM (e8kgV)

467 "Routine scheduling error". Heh.

"Oh look. Somehow I've managed to schedule my congressional testimony at the same time as my hair appointment. Well, it's so hard to get rescheduled at the hair salon... I'll just cancel on Congress."

Posted by: Ace's liver at December 12, 2017 03:29 PM (+azJs)

468 The problem here is that the House committee, run by Republicans, let him get away with it.

Posted by: William Teach at December 12, 2017 05:13 PM (Nyq7O)

469 Hi, I'm a pirate, and I have an "Arrr!" problem.

Posted by: A Pirate at December 12, 2017 01:31 PM (hXeKX)

---
That's yerrrrrr problem, mate! It's not Arrrrrr problem!

Posted by: Another Pirate at December 12, 2017 08:29 PM (vDqXW)

470 Is that a "broke dick" or a "crooked dick" problem?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 12, 2017 10:14 PM (Sda6L)

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