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Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Miklos, a Molnar at December 11, 2017 08:42 PM (zCyNd) 2
And HCWNBP!
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 11, 2017 08:42 PM (3DZIZ) 3
Beautiful, ace.
Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2017 08:43 PM (eIQHF) 4
Diet Coke is the Deplorable Drug of Choice!
Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2017 08:43 PM (za7hD) 5
If he "snaps into a Slim Jim," it's an automatic vote for a second term from me.
Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2017 08:43 PM (eIQHF) Posted by: Taco Bowl at December 11, 2017 08:44 PM (leCj4) Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2017 08:44 PM (za7hD) Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 08:45 PM (/o9Qk) 9
And he's grabbed mish like a boss! Well, The First Lady.
Posted by: RI Red at December 11, 2017 08:45 PM (NIljS) 10
The left will be screaming this post is proof positive of Trump sexually assaulting young Viking Poets.
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 11, 2017 08:45 PM (yhf6w) 11
If he "snaps into a Slim Jim," it's an automatic vote for a second term from me.
Posted by: no good deed -------------- Pork rinds and beer. I'd sell our house, and send him the money. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 08:46 PM (leCj4) 12
Trump also has agreed NOT to pursue litigation against the estate of Frank Herbert for stealing his biography and trying to pass it off as sci fi fiction.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 08:46 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 11, 2017 08:46 PM (EoRCO) 14
You left off 4. Drank water while making a speech in a manner REMINISCENT OF JENJIS KHAN!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:46 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Judge Roy Molnar at December 11, 2017 08:46 PM (zCyNd) 16
I always eat two scoops now.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (0tfLf) 17
The President is a coke head!
Posted by: Yes he is at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (UdKB7) 18
Typical.
That whore Twitter gets it first. Then, he strolls in at closing time and wants us to kiss it. Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (q3Awe) Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (WlG0e) Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (IcT7t) 21
Mike Hammer, *fist bump*
Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (eIQHF) 22
3. Pounding Diet Coke like a VIKING POET
-- TheOne&OnlyExpert (@AceofSpadesHQ) December 12, 2017 Back in the Viking days I believe they were all drinking Tab. Diet Coke is a modern invention. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (8gDQu) 23
Slim Jim is like the Kaboom of jerkey. It looks tasty but ends up tasting like cardboard and roadkill
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (39g3+) 24
Trump trolls the news media like a boss Like a boss is a youtube meme for bad boys being bad boys Posted by: Wu Chu Long at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (KdDCu) 25
I want to see him take out his dentures and place them on the podium before pounding a diet coke during a press conference.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (LWu6U) 26
Relax Mr. Illegitimate President. We wouldn't be shitting with you unless deep deep down we love and respect you.
Like family. Posted by: CNN at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (7JbXq) 27
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Drink, drink, drink, drink. Drink, drink, drink, drink. Drink, drink, drink, drink. Drink, drink, drink, drink. -- I love those old viking poems. Posted by: Hagar the Horrible at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (RVcmP) 28
Just received my cookbook. Dazzled. So grateful for the Horde. Thank you bluebell, Weasel, CBD, Ace, and anyone else involved.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (prxs+) 29
>>>18 Typical.
That whore Twitter gets it first. Then, he strolls in at closing time and wants us to kiss it. ... look man, I did a lot of trolling of Brian Stelter and Chris Cilizza for being fat as fuck. How do I do that here? What is the impact if I do it in the comments? Posted by: ace at December 11, 2017 08:49 PM (8rNrN) 30
24. I DIDN'T KNOW BEN ROETHLISBERGER HAD A CHINESE BROTHER.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 08:49 PM (fA1SL) 31
Slim Jim is like the Kaboom of jerkey. It looks tasty but ends up tasting like cardboard and roadkill
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (39g3+) That's crazy talk. Slim Jims are GREAT!! Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 08:49 PM (8gDQu) 32
Is there any site that might have a comprehensive list of President Trump's accomplishments to date? I'd enjoy seeing just what he's been able to get done in spite of the Dems and GOPe. Posted by: irongrampa at December 11, 2017 08:49 PM (S/hVx) 33
23 Slim Jim is like the Kaboom of jerkey. It looks tasty but ends up tasting like cardboard and roadkill
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (39g3+) --The Angry Sasquatch (no, not Moochelle) is pretty good. Well, at least for road trip food. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:50 PM (GsAUU) 34
4. Productively worked the Russians without working with the Russians.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 08:50 PM (H8S+R) 35
And Bubba Clinton's gone vegan or something and he looks like death walking. Gaunt and hollow-eyed.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at December 11, 2017 08:50 PM (LQLeS) 36
I want to marry that tweet.
Posted by: Roy Moore at December 11, 2017 08:50 PM (5fSr7) 37
The thing that made me a Trump believer is his commitment to watching TV. It will only cement his position as one of the greatest Presidents ever when he can finally weigh in on the last season of Game of Thrones. Can't wait!!
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (2DOZq) 38
Why, yes, Amazon came today.
Why, yes, the Cookbook arrived today. And, my god, it's full of stars! Uhh, recipes. Posted by: RI Red at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (NIljS) 39
Frankly, defeating Hillary Clinton was enough for me to respect and honor President Trump for the rest of my life.
The rest has just been astonishing and unexpected. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (39g3+) 40
look man, I did a lot of trolling of Brian Stelter and Chris Cilizza for being fat as fuck.
How do I do that here? What is the impact if I do it in the comments? Posted by: ace at December 11, 2017 08:49 PM (8rNrN) Well, we could all go "ooh, burn!" There is that. Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (jHrzU) 41
Back in the Viking days I believe they were all drinking Tab. Diet Coke is a modern invention.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (8gDQu) --I'm old enough to remember when RC 100 came out (not to mention the catchy jingle), but Tab goes waaay back. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (GsAUU) 42
Honestly hoping he planted that 12 Diet Cokes/day story just to f#ck with them.
Kinda like how some of his tweets you could swear he first says, "Wanna see me OWN the news cycle for the next 24 like a BOSS?!?!?" *sends tweet* Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (W+vEI) 43
The best Trump moniker is "Donny Two Scoops". Awesome.
Thank you, MSM for your mindless Trump bashing. What a great time to be alive! Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (Pqytn) 44
"Slim Jim is like the Kaboom of jerkey. It looks tasty but ends up tasting like cardboard and roadkill"
Gotta eat the spicy kind. Posted by: Apostate at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (7d/38) 45
The comments are fast and furious.
Now it's time for some prosecutorial discretion and bourbon, but mainly bourbon. Posted by: not Eric Holder at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (zCyNd) 46
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-- 36 I want to marry that tweet. Posted by: Roy Moore at December 11, 2017 08:50 PM ---------------- Pshaw! It's 29. Posted by: irright at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (RVcmP) 47
>>I'd enjoy seeing just what he's been able to get done in spite of the Dems and GOPe.
Well for one thing Trump, with the assistance of the GOPe in the Senate, has gotten a dozen brand spanking new federal judges in his first year. Obama got 3. That will have an impact long after Donnie Two Scoops has taken his Diet Coke jones to the golf course. Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (/tuJf) 48
'And Bubba Clinton's gone vegan or something and he looks like death walking. Gaunt and hollow-eyed.'
Gave up too much of his precious bodily fluids. Posted by: Yes he is at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (UdKB7) 49
>>>Slim Jim is like the Kaboom of jerkey. It looks tasty but ends up tasting like cardboard and roadkill
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:48 PM (39g3+)<<< Oooooh, brother, you come over here and say that to my face! I'll break my foot off in your ass. Posted by: zombie Randy "Macho Man" Savage at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (WlG0e) 50
Although, I have to say, when my parents open up the cookbook and see the second recipe is called "The Dildo" I'm not exactly sure how that is going to go over.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (/o9Qk) 51
I thought the Vikings quaffed mead? Or do you mean the sports team?
Posted by: Miss Grundy, the history prof at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (LQLeS) 52
look man, I did a lot of trolling of Brian Stelter and Chris Cilizza for being fat as fuck.
How do I do that here? What is the impact if I do it in the comments? Posted by: ace ----------- Pretty sure it was sarc-humor. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (leCj4) 53
Back in the Viking days I believe they were all drinking Tab. Diet Coke is a modern invention. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (8gDQu) They drank it out of skulls. Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (nBr1j) 54
look man, I did a lot of trolling of Brian Stelter and Chris Cilizza for being fat as fuck.
How do I do that here? What is the impact if I do it in the comments? Posted by: ace at December 11, 2017 08:49 PM (8rNrN) Well, kinda. You were all oblique about it. They are obtuse - they may not quite get that you were calling them fat fucks. Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (jHrzU) 55
Making Melania wear the FLOTUS trucker hat.
Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (lKs2v) 56
>>>The rest has just been astonishing and unexpected.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (39g3+) I think he's having fun. Seeing all his enemies start to squirm now has to be sweeter than the thirteenth coke. Posted by: Max Power at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (q177U) 57
#MeToo
Posted by: Zombie Frank Sinatra at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (EzdLW) 58
>>look man, I did a lot of trolling of Brian Stelter and Chris Cilizza for being fat as fuck.
>How do I do that here? What is the impact if I do it in the comments? Look, I'm not telling you how to live your life. I'm just saying that if you are gonna put us on the shelf, the least you could do is mount that shelf properly to a stud. And maybe wash it off. ...or give us the entire Top 10. Like when we were young and you were still interested in, you know - Us. Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (q3Awe) 59
Semi-engaged Scroller: "And Bubba Clinton's gone vegan or something and he looks like death walking. Gaunt and hollow-eyed."
I think he's worked himself into a frazzle dodging lamps, ashtrays, and spittle. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (H8S+R) 60
Trump had carny knowledge?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (IqV8l) 61
There has to be someone in the WH that follows ace on twitter. Trump would love it!
Posted by: Infidel at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (Ix4M6) 62
Oooooh, brother, you come over here and say that to my face! I'll break my foot off in your ass. Posted by: zombie Randy "Macho Man" Savage at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (WlG0e) --Macho Man, you should have said you'd snap into him! Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (GsAUU) 63
Trump could send the media into a real frenzy if it was leaked that he likes spam sandwiches, on white bread, with mayonnaise.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 08:54 PM (nBr1j) 64
Although, I have to say, when my parents open up the cookbook and see the second recipe is called "The Dildo" I'm not exactly sure how that is going to go over.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (/o9Qk) What section? Appetizers? Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2017 08:54 PM (Eu5eZ) 65
Has anyone seen ace and Trump in the same room?
Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (jHrzU) 66
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (/tuJf)
The thing he has done the most that is reported the least is kicking ISIS ass. Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (2DOZq) 67
58 >>look man, I did a lot of trolling of Brian Stelter and Chris Cilizza for being fat as fuck.
>How do I do that here? What is the impact if I do it in the comments? Look, I'm not telling you how to live your life. I'm just saying that if you are gonna put us on the shelf, the least you could do is mount that shelf properly to a stud. And maybe wash it off. ...or give us the entire Top 10. Like when we were young and you were still interested in, you know - Us. Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (q3Awe) And put us on a shelf separate from the messenger bags. Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (lKs2v) 68
"Amateurs talk strategy. Professionals know better then to comment on a new thread for a good 20 minutes."
Posted by: Gen. Omar "Miklos" Bradley, USA (Ret.) at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (zCyNd) 69
Mexico will pay for the Diet Coke
Didn't I read somewhere that most males don't like the taste of Diet Coke ? Posted by: Yeah at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (hybN8) Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (vChNs) Posted by: Viking Poet at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (dEefA) 72
>>>43 The best Trump moniker is "Donny Two Scoops". Awesome.
yeah I love that one. I was thinking of that when I wrote this. Posted by: ace at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (8rNrN) 73
I think he's having fun. Seeing all his enemies start to squirm now has to be sweeter than the thirteenth coke.
Posted by: Max Power at December 11, 2017 08:53 PM (q177U) ===================== I suspect that when the DoJ OIG report is published (some day), the "squirming" will escalate to "writhing". Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (Pqytn) 74
>>>Honestly hoping he planted that 12 Diet Cokes/day story just to f#ck with them.
Kinda like how some of his tweets you could swear he first says, "Wanna see me OWN the news cycle for the next 24 like a BOSS?!?!?" *sends tweet* Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 08:51 PM (W+vEI)<<< Me POTUS, Me play joke, Make #FakeNews talk about Diet Coke. Posted by: @realDonaldTrump at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (WlG0e) 75
A memorial service for Ritabootoo, who passed from cancer last week, will be held this Thursday, December 14th at the Wooster Funeral Home in Clementon, New Jersey. 6:30pm - 7:30pm is visitation followed by a service led by Father Adam at 7:30pm. Please, if you know any of Ritabootoo's friends here, help get the word to them. Thank you.
I will also send an email to the pet thread. Posted by: Anonymous-9 at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (omz2g) 76
63 Trump could send the media into a real frenzy if it was leaked that he likes spam sandwiches, on white bread, with mayonnaise.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 08:54 PM (nBr1j) --He has actually had McDonald's food on Air Force One --maybe more than once. He just didn't make a big deal out of it. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (GsAUU) 77
He gets his McDonald's delivered from farther away than is necessary. That's G.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders is a crazy hobo at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (tC/MQ) 78
The MSM's zeal undercuts what they want to achieve. When they misreport stories like Ferguson, they make me feel that there isn't really that much racial injustice going on. When they obsess upon pecan pie fraud and scandalous diet soda overconsumption, it makes me think, maybe this Donald guy is a competent professional if this is all they can come up with.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (/qEW2) 79
>>>I'm just saying that if you are gonna put us on the shelf, the least you could do is mount that shelf properly to a stud.
And maybe wash it off. ...or give us the entire Top 10. Like when we were young and you were still interested in, you know - Us. ... I've tried a few top tens. I tried one just before Thanksgiving. I had a premise but then zero entries. I think I'm too old for top tens. I think the most I can go for are top fives or even, like here, a top three. Posted by: ace at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (8rNrN) 80
63 Trump could send the media into a real frenzy if it was leaked that he likes spam sandwiches, on white bread, with mayonnaise.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 08:54 PM (nBr1j) Doesn't he put ketchup on steak? Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (lKs2v) 81
Similar, but not...I bet Trump has a low single digit golf handicap. On the other hand Obama is a low single digit handicap!
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (yhf6w) 82
What section? Appetizers? Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2017 08:54 PM (Eu5eZ) Drinks. Cause, yeah. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (/o9Qk) Posted by: Zombie Bud Grant at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (EzdLW) 84
"There has to be someone in the WH that follows ace on twitter. "
Bet there are some lurkers here. The WH seems to have its ear to the ground re: what the commoners say and think, much better than the rest of the petty gentry of Washington. Posted by: Apostate at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (7d/38) 85
Wife went to this thing where Katty Kay (former BBC presenter, I think she is Guardian US editor now or something) was speaking, she said Trump's tweets filled her with dread, he would tweet in the early morning and it ruined the whole rest of her day.
When I heard that, I understood EXACTLY why Trump tweets. Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 08:57 PM (jHrzU) 86
Maybe Trump drinks 2 Diet Cokes a day. CNN does have a problem seeing the number "1" before other numbers.
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2017 08:57 PM (ANIFC) 87
Holy crap...I got a look at the wife of DoJ spy who worked at Fusion GPS on FOX homepage. Nothing creepier than an inbred prog.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2017 08:57 PM (ty7RM) 88
>>--He has actually had McDonald's food on Air Force One --maybe more than once.
He just didn't make a big deal out of it. Remember pudgy Bill Clinton 'Jogging' to McDonald's? All the Media whores fanning themselves over it? Good times. Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 08:57 PM (q3Awe) 89
Latest victim of Gropeaggedon: King Kong. Faye Wray calls him out for a little handsy. Or a big handsy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 08:57 PM (+y/Ru) 90
me at litecoin at $90..."ackkkshually, litecoin is superior to bitcoin, I should buy some before the zzzzzz..."
me at litecoin at $250 "well, fuck" Posted by: porg herder at December 11, 2017 08:58 PM (TlvUt) 91
78 The MSM's zeal undercuts what they want to achieve. When they misreport stories like Ferguson, they make me feel that there isn't really that much racial injustice going on. When they obsess upon pecan pie fraud and scandalous diet soda overconsumption, it makes me think, maybe this Donald guy is a competent professional if this is all they can come up with.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (/qEW2) That's something that puzzles me. I'm sure there are things they could legitimately criticize him for--but this constant shrieking makes them look utterly ridiculous. Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 08:58 PM (nBr1j) 92
See? It rhymes. Now gimme your girl...
Posted by: Viking Poet Funny story - I was just reading some articles about Irish genetics. If you had any girls in my extended family I'm pretty sure you'd be committing incest. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 08:58 PM (6FqZa) 93
I laughed out loud.
Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at December 11, 2017 08:58 PM (WbIyz) 94
Nothing wrong with a Top 5 ace. I know Top 10 lists are all the rage on youtube but one of the video game guys I check out "RabbidLuigi" almost always does just Top 5s.
And he was RabbidLuigi before there was a Mario+Rabbids game. Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2017 08:58 PM (lKs2v) 95
The Paolo, he is ok if you ladies just want to use the Top 10.
Posted by: Paolo at December 11, 2017 08:58 PM (q3Awe) 96
The bulimics at CNN should just STFU about Trump's diet. He'll outlive them all.
Posted by: Ace's liver at December 11, 2017 08:58 PM (+azJs) 97
... well, on the Irish side... or on the northern English side, or the Norman side, or the East European side. . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (6FqZa) 98
And in other news, the management of my obtuse company have decreed that if you refuse to attend the company Ugly Sweater Holiday Party, you have abandoned your job and will be immediately terminated.
Because that's the way to increase morale after screwing us all over for the past year. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (/o9Qk) 99
I think I'm too old for top tens. I think the most I can go for are top fives or even, like here, a top three.
Posted by: ace at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (8rNrN) See if you can score some of that stuff Frank Thomas is pimping. You can text for a free bottle. Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (jHrzU) 100
>>>He gets his McDonald's delivered from farther away than is necessary. That's G.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders is a crazy hobo at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (tC/MQ)<<< Did he get it delivered from St. Louis, like my pizza? Posted by: SCOAMF at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (WlG0e) 101
75 A memorial service for Ritabootoo, who passed from cancer last week, will be held this Thursday, December 14th at the Wooster Funeral Home in Clementon, New Jersey. 6:30pm - 7:30pm is visitation followed by a service led by Father Adam at 7:30pm. Please, if you know any of Ritabootoo's friends here, help get the word to them. Thank you.
I will also send an email to the pet thread. Posted by: Anonymous-9 at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (omz2g) But the next pet threat won't be until Saturday the 16th. Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (sdi6R) 102
still no handmaidens tho
Posted by: porg herder at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (TlvUt) 103
77 He gets his McDonald's delivered from farther away than is necessary. That's G.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders is a crazy hobo at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (tC/MQ) --If he craves a Big Mac and expresses it out loud, shit gets done, even if he has to go himself. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (GsAUU) 104
Thread.
Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (sdi6R) 105
Sarah Sanders should come into a press conference drinking out of a plastic model of Jim Acosta's head.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:00 PM (nBr1j) Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 09:00 PM (8ikIW) 107
"Are you Frank Thomas!?"
Posted by: Houswife in Sopping Wet Panties at December 11, 2017 09:00 PM (q3Awe) 108
The Paolo, he is ok if you ladies just want to use the Top 10.
Oh yeah, Viking Poet, you might not want to stay on shore leave too long in Sicily either. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 09:00 PM (6FqZa) 109
>>I think I'm too old for top tens. I think the most I can go for are top fives or even, like here, a top three.
Just pop a Diet Coke or 7. It gives you wings. Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 09:00 PM (/tuJf) 110
oooo, Sean Spicer will be on Hannity's show.
Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:01 PM (GsAUU) 111
remember when clinton shut an entire airport down for a fucking haircut? good times. that's ballin.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2017 09:01 PM (KP5rU) 112
4. Mac-Daddy: Eating two Big Macs AND a Filet O Fish sandwich for lunch. Then just drops the wrappers on the floor like what are you gonna do about it?
Posted by: Winkin, Blinkin and Nod at December 11, 2017 09:01 PM (e0yiL) 113
If you pinch a Slim Jim toward the bitten off part, what comes out looks just like the stuff coming out of the tube in that famous Kim Jung Un picture at the People's Democratic Factory of The Democratic Peoples of North Korea
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 11, 2017 09:01 PM (oAY8z) 114
Top ten reasons ace has given up top ten lists
10. Ten is the basis for metric. Screw those Euroweenies. 9. Can't fit within 147 characters Posted by: Alabaster Jones at December 11, 2017 09:01 PM (2DOZq) 115
Linduh, your story from the last thread. Horrible.
Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 09:01 PM (kUotE) 116
Me POTUS,
Me play joke, Make #FakeNews talk about Diet Coke. Posted by: @realDonaldTrump at December 11, 2017 08:55 PM (WlG0e) ======== If there's wife swapping, why not head of state swapping? Just for yucks, let Trump run China for, say 2 months and Jinping run the US for 2 months. Other nations can do swaps too. Hungary/Germany, etc. This could be fun. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (/A+Cl) 118
>>Trump could send the media into a real frenzy if it was leaked that he likes spam sandwiches, on white bread, with mayonnaise.
One of his favorite meals is meatloaf. Judge Jeanine Piro is a close friend of his (her hubby was his lawyer?), and on the night before inauguration she was telling Tucker how she and her hubby fly down to Mar-a-Lago with him and Melania for the weekend all the time and he's always serving them all meatloaf. Not lobster and kobe beef, meatloaf. Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (W+vEI) 119
Wife went to this thing where Katty Kay (former BBC presenter, I think she is Guardian US editor now or something) was speaking, she said Trump's tweets filled her with dread, he would tweet in the early morning and it ruined the whole rest of her day.
When I heard that, I understood EXACTLY why Trump tweets. Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 08:57 PM (jHrzU) ------ Yep. He takes the wind out of their sails at 5:00 a.m., leaving them bobbing along out there with no rudder control all day, every day. Posted by: Side draft at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (ohP/V) 120
Trump should eat a Big Mac during the SOTU speech. And toss the wrapper at the Dem side
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (ANIFC) 121
Did he get it delivered from St. Louis, like my pizza?
Posted by: SCOAMF at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (WlG0e) --LMAO, I'd forgotten that ridiculousness. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (GsAUU) 122
Then just drops the wrappers on the floor like what are you gonna do about it?
Orders McRibs when they're not available. Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (8ikIW) 123
Remember pudgy Bill Clinton 'Jogging' to McDonald's? All the Media whores fanning themselves over it? Good times. Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 08:57 PM (q3Awe) Now he looks like Foghorn Leghorn at Auschwitz. Shows you what McDonald's and end-game incurable STDs do to you. Mostly STDs. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (xNDG/) 124
>>remember when clinton shut an entire airport down for a fucking haircut?
I shit you not - each time he did that I delivered Pizzas to him at Westchester County Airport. Good tips. Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (q3Awe) 125
50 Although, I have to say, when my parents open up the cookbook and see the second recipe is called "The Dildo" I'm not exactly sure how that is going to go over.
Posted by: DangerGirl ------------------- Just tell them the Dildo is an extinct bird, a cousin of the Dodo. Posted by: Miss Grundy, the history prof at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (LQLeS) 126
Just pop a Diet Coke or 7. It gives you wings.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 09:00 PM (/tuJf) yes... but what does it MEAN??? Posted by: The NSA headquarters loks an awful lot like the Kabaa, just sayin' at December 11, 2017 09:03 PM (zCyNd) 127
110. He's a great American.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:03 PM (fA1SL) 128
you have abandoned your job and will be immediately terminated.
Oh yay, mandatory fun! -no one ever. Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2017 09:03 PM (eIQHF) 129
Funny story - I was just reading some articles about Irish genetics.
If you had any girls in my extended family I'm pretty sure you'd be committing incest. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 08:58 PM (6FqZa) ====================== It's good to be king. Posted by: Brian Boru at December 11, 2017 09:03 PM (Pqytn) 130
blaster: "When I heard that, I understood EXACTLY why Trump tweets."
Yeah, I'm thinking his stray voltage isn't stray at all. The MFM simply cannot help themselves. They are congenitally driven to chase the laser pointer dot. Buncha pusses they are to Trump who owns them like. a. boss. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 09:03 PM (H8S+R) Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 11, 2017 09:03 PM (oAY8z) 132
Just tell them the Dildo is an extinct bird, a cousin of the Dodo.
Posted by: Miss Grundy, the history prof at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (LQLeS) My mother is naive. But not that naive. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 09:04 PM (/o9Qk) 133
As an aside:
Aluminum cans made inroads into the soft drink market in 1964, when Royal Crown Cola released both its RC Cola and Diet Rite beverages in two-piece, 12-ounce aluminum containers. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:04 PM (leCj4) 134
I bet Hillary drinks more vodka than Trump drinks diet coke
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (hMwEB) 135
Anybody think Trump can win ? I remember when I was in the minority. And banned.
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (fiGNd) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (+y/Ru) 137
Although, I have to say, when my parents open up the cookbook and see the second recipe is called "The Dildo" I'm not exactly sure how that is going to go over.
Posted by: DangerGirl Tell them it is a typo. Was supposed to be Dido. Although, CBD submitted, so it may be written out in his name too. Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (r3KsD) Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (IYHxL) 139
Did he get it delivered from St. Louis, like my pizza?
oooo, that reminds me: after the Shocklee (sp?) verdict, the Professional Protesters tore up one of Chris Sommer's (of Obumbles Inauguration night fame) pizza joints. He took to social media to try and mitigate what had happened, and started outright lying about how the cops were reacting. I predict his remaining restaurants will be done shortly. Cock sucker. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (ty7RM) 140
Good tips.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:02 PM (q3Awe) I can tell about Elizabeth Taylor and Popeye's Fried Chicken-no tips. Posted by: Miklos is a witness at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (zu3jZ) 142
134 I bet Hillary drinks more vodka than Trump drinks diet coke
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (hMwEB) Is it still considered drinking if she has an IV drip? Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2017 09:06 PM (ANIFC) 143
Listen, this Bad-ass is in the last quarter of his life, if he wants to chug those poison drinks and eat burgers and Taco bowls, then he damn well deserves it! I just cannot see him eating an effing arugula salad or drinking tea. This country does not deserve this magnificent bastard...we really don't. But I thank the Lord Almighty for this man and others like him who seen to appear at the most opportune time to save this nation from ruin.
Posted by: MeroChingon at December 11, 2017 09:06 PM (vpHbu) 144
I think I'm too old for top tens. I think the most I can go for are top fives or even, like here, a top three.
Posted by: ace at December 11, 2017 08:56 PM (8rNrN) What are you, like 32? Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2017 09:06 PM (za7hD) 145
Diet Coke: The Drink Of Skaalds!
Posted by: pookysgirl at December 11, 2017 09:06 PM (XKZwp) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 09:06 PM (6FqZa) Posted by: Wu Chu Long at December 11, 2017 09:07 PM (KdDCu) Posted by: Viking Poet at December 11, 2017 09:07 PM (oAY8z) Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 09:07 PM (6FqZa) 150
Northernlurker: "Sarah Sanders should come into a press conference drinking out of a plastic model of Jim Acosta's head."
Ha! You can't get that kind of subtlety in Peruvia, I tell you what. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 09:07 PM (H8S+R) 151
He has actually had McDonald's food on Air Force One --maybe more than once.
Sorry, boss, the nation's wagyu beef herd is going to take a while to recover. Posted by: White House Chefs at December 11, 2017 09:07 PM (QTZZW) Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (CXrpl) 153
134 I bet Hillary drinks more vodka than Trump drinks diet coke
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (hMwEB) --Actually, I think she prefers Crown Royal. I'm not kidding. Apropos, no? Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (GsAUU) 154
Tell them the dildo drink is best dressed up with a smudge of ketchup on the rim of the glass and dipped in margarita salt... or is that already part of the drink
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (Eu5eZ) 155
I'd like to see him have the presidential limousine pull over at a gas station to pick up cupcakes.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (nBr1j) 156
Trump's "health" and "eating habits". My God, the Man is the personification of "High Energy". He's 70 years old and has the energy of a teenager. He only needs a few hours of sleep per day. And the rest of the day, it's go, go, go! Somebody was comparing all this nonsense to Winston Churchill's "habits". Sir Winston had beer for breakfast, then whiskey and cigars for the rest of the day. And other very healthy habits. And after a good day's intense high energy workout, our 70 year old god-emperor still has the energy to make Melania walk funny for a week, I'm sure. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (8O3HH) 157
I have never eaten a cheeseburger.
Because the Joos control the international cheese cartel. And that would be haram. Posted by: One former president at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:09 PM (r3KsD) 159
And in other news, the management of my obtuse company have decreed that if you refuse to attend the company Ugly Sweater Holiday Party, you have abandoned your job and will be immediately terminated.
Because that's the way to increase morale after screwing us all over for the past year. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (/o9Qk) -------- I am a hiring manager. If I sent out any trackable correspondence that demanded such a thing, I would be gone in less than 24 hours. I would suggest that you forward any directive sent out to your state Dept. of Labor. That is incredibly illegal. Posted by: Side draft at December 11, 2017 09:09 PM (ohP/V) 160
Roses are red
Violets are blue Ace is the shit And the COBs are too (Thanks Ace if you're reading still, you're doing a great job) Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 09:09 PM (kUotE) 161
Tell them the dildo drink is best dressed up with a smudge of ketchup on the rim of the glass and dipped in margarita salt... or is that already part of the drink
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (Eu5eZ) No, it's part of the attire. Posted by: Miklos Molnar at December 11, 2017 09:09 PM (zCyNd) 162
148. Last line : 'Burma Fuckin' Shave' - common in most northern European poetry - epics and what have you.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:09 PM (fA1SL) 163
Sonobi is just another way of saying all of Ace's posts will be self retweets someday.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:09 PM (I/iGu) 164
promises. promises.
Posted by: Monk at December 11, 2017 09:09 PM (g4lFK) 165
>> 88 Remember pudgy Bill Clinton 'Jogging' to McDonald's?
The SNL skit with Phil Hartman was gold, Jerry. Gold! Link in my nic Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at December 11, 2017 09:10 PM (IIOyJ) 166
I'd like to see what kind of vest Trump is wearing under his jacket, and what he carries. Commercial endorsements! Trump drinks it, you should too.
Posted by: dartist at December 11, 2017 09:10 PM (nisXv) 167
McDonalds. Vanity Fair (I think; could have benn Esquire; some glossy rag) did a puff piece on John Edwards and his wife - how normal and how in love with one another they were - celebrating the fact that they went to McDonalds each year on their anniversary. This was before the Enquirer (the Enquirer!) unearthed that he was dicking that crazy videographer while his wife died of cancer.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 11, 2017 09:10 PM (H5knJ) Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2017 09:10 PM (za7hD) 169
Vodka? Hillary gotta be a gin drinker.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (I/iGu) Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (r3KsD) 171
Trump drinks a Diet Cola faster than Matt Lauer can press his rape button.
Posted by: Winkin, Blinkin and Nod at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (e0yiL) 172
>>Because that's the way to increase morale after screwing us all over for the past year.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) Well, if you want to go in a really nice sweater just to stick it to them, post your measurements and we'll pick something out for you. Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (q3Awe) 173
Can't stop laughing. The topper to this thread would be Roy Moore in an avalanche over Dougie.
Posted by: jazzuscounty at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (sgdeM) 174
18 Typical.
That whore Twitter gets it first. Then, he strolls in at closing time and wants us to kiss it. Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 08:47 PM (q3Awe) === Word. Twitter is the enemy and you are the product. Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (EZebt) 175
I am a hiring manager. If I sent out any trackable
correspondence that demanded such a thing, I would be gone in less than 24 hours. I would suggest that you forward any directive sent out to your state Dept. of Labor. That is incredibly illegal. Posted by: Side draft at December 11, 2017 09:09 PM (ohP/V) It was a verbal threat, not actually put into writing. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (/o9Qk) 176
>>The Left really is damn weird.
That's John Waters, who made a movie where the tranny lead at dog poop. Weird does not begin to describe that guy... Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (W+vEI) 177
I think Sarah Huckabee Sanders should run for Preznit in 2024. Fixed it.
Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (za7hD) 178
Let me see, if Diet Coke is that bad, then why was then 70 year old Candidate Trump able to out work "She Who Would be Queen" on the campaign trail?
And, I really doubt President Trump downs 12 Diet Cokes a day. After all, it was CNN who reported this breathtaking expose. Posted by: blake at December 11, 2017 09:11 PM (WEBkv) 179
28 Just received my cookbook. Dazzled. So grateful for the Horde. Thank you bluebell, Weasel, CBD, Ace, and anyone else involved
PS I still have not received mine!!! Not fair. Posted by: jazzuscounty at December 11, 2017 09:12 PM (sgdeM) Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 09:12 PM (CXrpl) 181
The Dildo? Shoot, I should have gotten more interested in this Moron Cookbook thing. Maybe I could come up with something for my favorite, the oxymoronically dubbed strapless strap-on, or "Realdoe". Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 09:12 PM (8O3HH) 182
Northernlurker: "Sarah Sanders should come into a press conference drinking out of a plastic model of Jim Acosta's head."
Ha! You can't get that kind of subtlety in Peruvia, I tell you what. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 09:07 PM (H8S+R) =========================== Well, having never seen Mr. Acosta, a plastic head drinking vessel sounds like a lot of work. It would be a lot easier to buy a skull-shaped mug and then paint the CNN logo on it. And if you do one, you might as well pay for the entire MSM set. Those idiots post their #FakeNews stories on a regular schedule as far as I can tell. Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 09:12 PM (Pqytn) 183
I like that SHS replaced Spicer, but it's also nice that Spicer is out there continuing to rip the MBM.
Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:12 PM (GsAUU) 184
98 And in other news, the management of my obtuse company have decreed that if you refuse to attend the company Ugly Sweater Holiday Party, you have abandoned your job and will be immediately terminated.
Because that's the way to increase morale after screwing us all over for the past year. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 08:59 PM (/o9Qk) That is retarded. Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 09:13 PM (sdi6R) 185
50 Although, I have to say, when my parents open up the cookbook and see the second recipe is called "The Dildo" I'm not exactly sure how that is going to go over.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 08:52 PM (/o9Qk) Its named after the town in Newfoundland. Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2017 09:13 PM (lKs2v) 186
The media got all upset that the God Emperor was citing magapill.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 09:13 PM (6FqZa) 187
OK, I see what kind of "Ace" gets ampersands on "Twitter".
Droit de Ace, monsieur? What else is in the fine print of this "Ace" thing I clicked on? Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at December 11, 2017 09:13 PM (zCyNd) 188
Wow Ace. Just. Wow.
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 09:13 PM (0YSzp) 189
The floggings will continue until morale improves.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 09:13 PM (6FqZa) Posted by: President Donald Trump at December 11, 2017 09:13 PM (WlG0e) 191
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 11, 2017 09:10 PM (H5knJ)
The msm, legacy press, smothered that story with a pillow. National Enquirer got pics, and the MSM sorta covered it. With great reluctance. It was foreshadowing of the trouble to come. He wanted to be Prez, and they were burying the story. It was like we were in JFK times. Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:14 PM (r3KsD) 192
134 I bet Hillary drinks more vodka than Trump drinks diet coke
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! ------------------------------------------------- If she drinks diet Cokes they're mixed with rum. Posted by: The Andrews Sisters at December 11, 2017 09:14 PM (LQLeS) 193
He is a very baaaaad boy. And he yanks the media's chain like a guy pulling the chain on an overhead flush toilet. Does it every day, just after he sits down to take his morning "sit down". And they fall for it every goldanged time.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 11, 2017 09:14 PM (Sda6L) 194
155 I'd like to see him have the presidential limousine pull over at a gas station to pick up cupcakes.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (nBr1j) --Even to this day, I enjoy those orange Hostess cupcakes. To me they're delicious. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:14 PM (GsAUU) 195
DangerGirl,
It being Texas, I'm doing ugly Christmas t-shirts instead of sweaters. I found one at Walmart today for $4.97. Posted by: linduh at December 11, 2017 09:14 PM (kufk0) 196
oooo, that reminds me: after the Shocklee (sp?) verdict, the Professional Protesters tore up one of Chris Sommer's (of Obumbles Inauguration night fame) pizza joints. He took to social media to try and mitigate what had happened, and started outright lying about how the cops were reacting.
I predict his remaining restaurants will be done shortly. Cock sucker. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2017 09:05 PM (ty7RM) He is also blaming an incident that happened in 2011 on Trump. Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 11, 2017 09:15 PM (/A+Cl) 197
>>Diet Coke is a helluva drug.
**slaps CNN across the face** >>I'm Donald Trump, bitch! **Stamps Shoes all over Couch** Fuck Yo' Couch! Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:15 PM (q3Awe) Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 09:15 PM (kUotE) Posted by: Viking Poet at December 11, 2017 09:15 PM (oAY8z) 200
148 Roses are Red
Violets are Blue Make America Great Again And kiss my Taint Posted by: Viking Poet at December 11, 2017 09:07 PM (oAY8z) and Kiss my Taint TOO..... and it rhymes... Now you know why we sent you on a Boat out of the country... to go raiding... Posted by: King Jarl's Bard at December 11, 2017 09:15 PM (NgKpN) 201
So when Trump tweets out his wish list for 2018 will he express the desire to see crush his enemies, see them driven before him and hear the lamentations of their women?
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:15 PM (nBr1j) 202
Ding Dongs > Cup Cakes
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 11, 2017 09:15 PM (H5knJ) 203
@198 not bad, not bad at all!
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:15 PM (QC/4S) 204
Chocodiles > Ding Dongs > Cup Cakes
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:16 PM (q3Awe) 205
Roses are red
Violets are blue I'll sever your body Right in fvcking two - Viking Shakesleare Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today ------------ This is why I hang out at this landscape of iniquity. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:16 PM (leCj4) 206
Where's Muldoon? We could use a limerick!
Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2017 09:16 PM (za7hD) 207
I'd like to see him have the presidential limousine pull over at a gas station to pick up cupcakes. Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (nBr1j) Trump likes Americans. Trump likes America. He, like Reagan, is a guy most folks can imagine sitting and joking with at the volunteer fire department fish fry. Obama is the kind of guy who would ask for French bread at a barbecue joint (if he came near such a prole place). Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 09:16 PM (pawu0) 208
When it's late
And my mind meanders, I close the blinds And think of Sarah Sanders. Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 09:15 PM (kUotE) I'm just at home, baking cookies. Posted by: She who might have been at December 11, 2017 09:17 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 11, 2017 09:17 PM (hUqh+) 210
203 She's my milf crush. I need discipline.
Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 09:17 PM (kUotE) Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:17 PM (QC/4S) 212
183 I like that SHS replaced Spicer,
She is amazing! She does that job and is raising toddlers, right? I bow to her. She learned the iron hand, velvet glove lesson well. I bet the press thought she'd be a pushover. Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:17 PM (r3KsD) Posted by: Wu Chu Long at December 11, 2017 09:17 PM (KdDCu) 214
DangerGirl,
It being Texas, I'm doing ugly Christmas t-shirts instead of sweaters. I found one at Walmart today for $4.97. Posted by: linduh at December 11, 2017 09:14 PM (kufk0) Well done. Being the rebel that I am, I will go to their stupid party (because I need my job in the short interim I have left here) but I refuse to take part in their actual festivities. Meanwhile, I'm going to bed. Love ya, Horde. Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 11, 2017 09:17 PM (/o9Qk) 215
204 Chocodiles > Ding Dongs > Cup Cakes
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:16 PM (q3Awe) --Neither of the first two have orange flavor. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:18 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2017 09:18 PM (QDnY+) 217
blake: "And, I really doubt President Trump downs 12 Diet Cokes a day. After all, it was CNN who reported this breathtaking expose."
By gum, you're right. The story probably started out as, "Trump takes one multivitamin per week." By the time the layers and layers of fact checkers and editors played telephone with it, it came out, "Drinks 12 Diet Cokes per day delivered by Vladimir Putin." Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 09:18 PM (H8S+R) 218
And in other news, the management of my obtuse company have decreed that if you refuse to attend the company Ugly Sweater Holiday Party, you have abandoned your job and will be immediately terminated.
Bet he doesn't fire you if you don't show up though. He's just afraid nobody will be there like last year when he was there all alone in his ugly sweater and had to drink all the booze. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 09:18 PM (39g3+) 219
The only thing worse than Cillizza on Tony Kornheiser's podcast?
Cillizza and Howard Fineman together in the same episode. Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:18 PM (I/iGu) 220
>>--Neither of the first two have orange flavor.
The Orange Flavor is in your mind. Like a Shamrock Shake. There' no Shamrocks in there! Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:18 PM (q3Awe) Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:18 PM (GsAUU) 222
For Christmas, my daughter-in-law bought me a "cookie of the month club" subscription.
The first one came today. All the ingredients in a mason jar. All I have to do is add egg and butter. And mix and stir and bake. In other words, WORK! Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2017 09:19 PM (za7hD) Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:19 PM (QC/4S) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 09:19 PM (pawu0) 225
Forgot to tell yall over the weekend I went to my brothers Varsity basketball game and one of his teammates was kneeling during the anthem.
My brother was pretty pissed and I told him not to trip about it. He'll be gone after this year and starting some shit on the team isn't worth it unless he starts some shit with him. Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:19 PM (IYHxL) 226
>>>Chocodiles > Ding Dongs > Cup Cakes
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:16 PM (q3Awe)<<< Yodels > Ring Dings > Cup Cakes > Ding Dongs > Chocodiles Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 11, 2017 09:19 PM (WlG0e) 227
I don't really recall those campaign promises, so he is greatly over performing.
Posted by: MAGA at December 11, 2017 09:19 PM (LnOh3) 228
Just because everything backfires on these birdbrains, maybe it's time to buy COKE stock.
And to start drinking it like a madman to WIN! Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 09:19 PM (TUE05) 229
All I had today was pudding and coffee.
I'm dying here. I want a cheeseburger and Diet Coke. But it's cold and dark out. I could order delivery, I guess. But that seems too, too lazy McButterPants. Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:19 PM (r3KsD) Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:20 PM (q3Awe) 231
Best thing about der Trumpenfuhrer's Pensacola rally was just seeing his apparent mood and energy level. Both are great.
And some of his best stuff is the small, (comparatively) unimportant stuff. Like his "Merry Christmas" Chauvinism. Love that. Guessing many many millions of Americans do, too. Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2017 09:20 PM (QDnY+) 232
Tastykakes
*mic drop* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 09:19 PM (pawu0) So you're in on the deal, huh? Posted by: Russian TastyKakes Trump Collusion at December 11, 2017 09:20 PM (zCyNd) 233
If he eats spicy pork rinds, in oval office ... dictator for life.
Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2017 09:20 PM (yM/Yl) 234
I get the feeling Trump is one of those people who says "why can't they just do this, its so obvious!!!" Then went... "wait, I can do this..."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (39g3+) Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (Pqytn) 236
I've never had Chocodile, but if it's better than a Ding Dong sign me the eff up
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (oAY8z) 237
Thanks Johnny. That girl was in third grade like my daughter. Literally too close to home. That whole neighborhood goes to my kids school in my neighborhood. Once they release the actual names I may actually know who she is.
Posted by: linduh at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (kufk0) 238
Does he eat those little donuts--the ones with icing sugar? Bet that would drive the media crazy.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (nBr1j) 239
I'm dying here. I want a cheeseburger and Diet Coke. But it's cold and dark out. I could order delivery, I guess. But that seems too, too lazy McButterPants.
Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla McDs does delivery now Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (yM/Yl) 240
Pretty sure Chocodildos will be in the next Moron cookbook.
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (WlG0e) 241
I'd love to see Trump go to KFC, buy a Double Down (when are those coming back?), and tweet himself eating it.
The double Double Down entendre would be sweet. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (GsAUU) 242
Which reminds me of one of my favorite memes:
You may be cool . . but you will never be "Frank Sinatra stepping out of a helicopter with a drink in his hand" cool. https://pbs.tw___.com/media/B2BoJdaCMAEb3rz.jpg Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (0YSzp) 243
I used to be fond of Ho-Hos and Ring Dings. I don't know if they even make them anymore.
Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (sdi6R) 244
Listening to this Stefan Molyneux video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfj-08fWnZU Along the way it gets to the following point that I've tried to articulate so many times. If you are self critical, that puts you at a disadvantage when facing someone who is not self critical in personal relations. And that can be more broadly applied to the question of how to evaluate the relationship between Western civilization and others such as Islam. Western civilization has become pathologically self critical. I'd really love to have a drink with this guy. He's expressed things very articulately that I've been trying to clarify in my chowder head for a few years. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (/qEW2) 245
Cookbook came today!
Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 11, 2017 09:22 PM (TKmA0) 246
So you're in on the deal, huh? Posted by: Russian TastyKakes Trump Collusion at December 11, 2017 09:20 PM (zCyNd) If I had a choice between betraying my country or Tastykakes I hope I would have the courage to choose Tastykakes. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 09:22 PM (pawu0) 247
Pork Rinds are one of those foods its best not thinking about what you're shoving down your neck.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 09:22 PM (39g3+) 248
Little Debbie Swiss rolls >Yodels > Ring Dings > Cup Cakes > Ding Dongs > Chocodiles Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (QC/4S) 249
Trump should tweet out a picture of himself eating a Twinkie off of presidential china with a knife and fork.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (I/iGu) 250
>>Yodels > Ring Dings > Cup Cakes > Ding Dongs > Chocodiles
This is crazy talk. Chocodiles are stale Twinkies covered in fake chocolate with a Shelf Life as long as a Twinkie itself. Meaning that the odds are good that any Chocodile you eat is likely older than you and will likely still be edible lfor onger than you are going to live. They are a wonder of Nature. Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (q3Awe) 251
He can grab my pu$$y any time.
Posted by: MeMyselfandI at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (haWye) Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (oAY8z) Posted by: irongrampa at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (S/hVx) 254
It would be a lot easier to buy a skull-shaped mug and then paint the CNN logo on it. And if you do one, you might as well pay for the entire MSM set. Those idiots post their #FakeNews stories on a regular schedule as far as I can tell.
Posted by: mrp ------------ Well, if it's a CNN mug, it would look like this: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9msgauk Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (leCj4) 255
Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (sdi6R)
I still see Ho-Hos around. Never had a Ring Ding. All that stuff tasted so great as a kid. Especially Twinkies. And as a child they seemed so big! But as an adult, not the same. Guess taste buds change. Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (r3KsD) 256
Pork Rinds are carb free and therefor guilt free! Pure protein baby.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (IYHxL) 257
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/B2BoJdaCMAEb3rz.jpg Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (0YSzp) Check link please Posted by: Miklos "Tastykake" Molnar at December 11, 2017 09:24 PM (zCyNd) 258
247 Pork Rinds are one of those foods its best not thinking about what you're shoving down your neck.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 09:22 PM (39g3+) That's healthy fat. Isn't it? Eat them for the gainzzz. Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:24 PM (nBr1j) 259
I laughed. Thanks, Ace.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 11, 2017 09:24 PM (c1VpD) 260
Heh, what you young 'uns call MILFs (and I call 'em, too) are pretty young things, really to me. Really, MILF is not much age, but a state of mind. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 09:24 PM (8O3HH) 261
DangerGirl: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yco5x7my
Posted by: Jean at December 11, 2017 09:25 PM (yM/Yl) 262
>>>I used to be fond of Ho-Hos and Ring Dings. I don't know if they even make them anymore.
Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (sdi6R)<<< They sure are. Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 11, 2017 09:25 PM (WlG0e) Posted by: The Viking Poetess at December 11, 2017 09:25 PM (LQLeS) 264
Pork Rinds are one of those foods its best not thinking about what you're shoving down your neck.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor -------------- I like the ones that have bristles in them. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:25 PM (leCj4) 265
257
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/B2BoJdaCMAEb3rz.jpg Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (0YSzp) Check link please Posted by: Miklos "Tastykake" Molnar at December 11, 2017 09:24 PM (zCyNd) You have to replace the horizontal line with i m g. Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 09:25 PM (sdi6R) 266
Well, if it's a CNN mug, it would look like this:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9msgauk Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (leCj4) ======================= That works . I'd add "THIS is " followed by the CNN logo. Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 09:26 PM (Pqytn) 267
If you find hair(s) on your pork rind, it means they're really fresh
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 11, 2017 09:26 PM (oAY8z) 268
For Christmas, my daughter-in-law bought me a "cookie of the month club" subscription.
It's the gift that keeps on givin', Clark. Posted by: Cousin Eddie at December 11, 2017 09:26 PM (Tyii7) 269
Viking did not twerk. There is no archeological evidence of Viking twerking. None.
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:26 PM (QC/4S) 270
Pork Rinds are carb free and therefor guilt free! Pure protein baby.
Posted by: thathalfrican ------------ Gluten-free! Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:26 PM (leCj4) 271
If I had a choice between betraying my country or Tastykakes I hope I would have the courage to choose Tastykakes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 09:22 PM (pawu0) A choice well chosen. Posted by: Hadrian I, Emperor and strat-up investor in TaskyKakes at December 11, 2017 09:26 PM (zCyNd) 272
Twinkies > Yodels > Ring Dings > Cup Cakes > Ding Dongs > Chocodiles
Posted by: space exploration! at December 11, 2017 09:26 PM (3wPE7) 273
* reads comparisons of delicious industrial pastries. Stares at inventory of salted plums and kilo block of halvah, and weeps. *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:26 PM (fA1SL) 274
Speaking of Vikings...
Now is the time of year when we all stare for hours at the "bockenkam" in Gävle, Sweden! http://visitgavle.se/en/gavle-goat It's a bit like watching April The Giraffe, but boringer... Last year, the goat didn't last 24 hours befored it succumbed to the cleansing fire! Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 11, 2017 09:27 PM (e9G8E) 275
Little Debby Fancy Cakes have temporarily (I hope) been pushed off the shelves by her Christmas Tree Cakes. Which are good, but more expensive.
Sigh. Posted by: Dang at December 11, 2017 09:27 PM (8b+oT) 276
Bitch-slapped Jim Acosta like the harlot he is, and that's not fair to harlots.
Sacked and sidelined Kaepernick. Schooled the UK Prime Minister and her appeasement choir. Pardoned Sheriff Joe Flicked a booger at Jeff Flake, making him cry and go home. Posted by: Born Free at December 11, 2017 09:27 PM (kpllD) 277
I've tried eating pork rinds, but I just don't like them. And some of them are really hard and crunchy. I'm afraid of breaking a tooth.
Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 09:27 PM (sdi6R) 278
What about cutting costs of White House maintenance by getting some local kid to mow the lawn?
Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (UrSUC) 279
273 * reads comparisons of delicious industrial pastries. Stares at inventory of salted plums and kilo block of halvah, and weeps. *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:26 PM (fA1SL) Halvah is good in small amounts--very small amounts. Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (nBr1j) 280
Fox has a split screen picture up of Jim Acosta and Sarah Sanders, and I realized they wear a similar shade of lipstick. Sarah wears it better, I believe, but Shep may disagree.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (ylUqT) 281
He's expressed things very articulately that I've been trying to clarify in my chowder head for a few years.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (/qEW2) --Have you seen his reaction to the Steinle verdict? Damn, that so needed to be said. He really goes on a tear whenever he talks about single moms (not counting widows). In short, "Guys, stay the hell away!" Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (GsAUU) 282
Viking did not twerk. There is no archeological evidence of Viking twerking. None.
Posted by: runner ----------- It's a mistranslation of 'Bloodeagle' Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (leCj4) 283
Pork? Where can i find Chata brand canned Chilorio (spicy shredded pork) in SFV? Mmmmm with beer.
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (laIhy) 284
rhomboid: "And some of his best stuff is the small, (comparatively) unimportant stuff."
Further, I love his speech asides. I know they seem trivial, too, but he reminds us through them that he "gets" contemporary social norms and markers and tweaks them with humor. He's waving flags pretty much saying, "I know where ya'll are coming from and I'm with you. Let's all mock the smart set together." I don't think the the Acela Corridor and Hollywood really appreciate the resonance here. It's bond reinforcement. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (H8S+R) 285
If Trump is eats a pink snowball then he would win the interwebz.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (2DOZq) Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 09:29 PM (QTZZW) 287
269. Techno Viking does, however, REMOVE KEBAB.
https://youtu.be/dNFf6VGxePk * watch in 144 p, for true slav * Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:29 PM (fA1SL) 288
Oh, Twinkies now suck. Not at all how I remember them.
Posted by: Dang at December 11, 2017 09:29 PM (8b+oT) 289
I remember when every damn box of Little Debbies was 99 cent and no more.
Country's been downhill ever since. Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 11, 2017 09:29 PM (oAY8z) 290
282 Viking did not twerk. There is no archeological evidence of Viking twerking. None.
Posted by: runner ----------- The berserkers were twerkers. Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:29 PM (nBr1j) 291
Viking did not twerk. There is no archeological evidence of Viking twerking. None.
twitter.com/john_pether/status/938880576655970304 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 09:30 PM (6FqZa) 292
Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (GsAUU)
Even though I broke that rule (and my own) I agree with that sentiment. Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:30 PM (IYHxL) 293
272, you have Models way to high up on the list. I bet you prefer Hydrox to Oreos.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2017 09:30 PM (UrSUC) 294
Re twerking. If I were our God-emperor, Trumpus Maximus, I'd take all the funding for the arts endowment, PBS, and all other such related crap, and use for a National Twerking Endowment. That's some art I can get behind. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 09:30 PM (8O3HH) Posted by: space exploration! at December 11, 2017 09:30 PM (3wPE7) 296
It's a mistranslation of 'Bloodeagle'
Mike Hammer, etc., etc. == ah, of course, from viking to greek to latin to esperanto to english...a lot can happen Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:30 PM (QC/4S) 297
Do i like it? Not a halvah lot.
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at December 11, 2017 09:30 PM (laIhy) 298
I like Diet-Coke, but I prefer Sprite-Zero and Diet-Sunkist-Orange
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 11, 2017 09:31 PM (e8kgV) 299
What were those chocolate cupcakes with the whipped cream like substance in the middle?
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:31 PM (nBr1j) 300
We have recently discovered chocolate covered Devil Dogs. Highly recommended.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2017 09:31 PM (O5Q3r) 301
>>I like Diet-Coke, but I prefer Sprite-Zero and Diet-Sunkist-Orange
You and DC would make a cute couple. Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:31 PM (q3Awe) 302
When PDT cracks open an RC diet Coke, bitches in the NFL better be taking a knee.
Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM (A1FgP) 303
>> What were those chocolate cupcakes with the whipped cream like substance in the middle?
Kim Fields Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM (q3Awe) 304
Sprite Cranberry is popular.
Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM (Pqytn) 305
If Trump is eats a pink snowball then he would win the interwebz.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol ----- LOL! Puts one on each index finger. Alternately takes a bite from each until all gone. Chugs a Diet Coke. Walks off the stage. Posted by: Dang at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM (8b+oT) Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM (IYHxL) 307
Lauer's a lightweight; I've got a crawlspace button.
Posted by: Harry Reid at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM (Ndje9) 308
I can actually picture Donald Trump at a fair eating fried food and liking it-corn dogs, fried ice cream, stuff like that.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM (nBr1j) 309
witter.com/john_pether/status/938880576655970304
== he is holding a dead cat and a sword - that is not twerking Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (QC/4S) Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (kUotE) 311
274 Speaking of Vikings...
Now is the time of year when we all stare for hours at the "bockenkam" in Gävle, Sweden! http://visitgavle.se/en/gavle-goat It's a bit like watching April The Giraffe, but boringer... Last year, the goat didn't last 24 hours befored it succumbed to the cleansing fire! Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 11, 2017 09:27 PM (e9G8E) --So there's a whole country of men who stare at goats? Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (QTZZW) 313
I still see Ho-Hos around. Never had a Ring Ding. All that stuff tasted so great as a kid. Especially Twinkies. And as a child they seemed so big! But as an adult, not the same. Guess taste buds change. Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:23 PM (r3KsD) All those Hostess products are 10x better when frozen. Cuts down on the mushy texture. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (e1mEI) 314
Iron Grampa, you are welcome. happy to help
Posted by: booknlass at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (CXrpl) 315
Meagain Kelly revealed today that asking a woman for her phone number now = sexual harassment.
I wonder which company is leading the sex robot market. It may be a wise investment. Posted by: RustyG at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (1Mft0) 316
OMG. Ace is a master. Lmao.
Posted by: Gem at December 11, 2017 09:34 PM (XoAz8) 317
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (QTZZW)
Diet Dew is ok. Oh yeah Diet Dr. Pepper is king. Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:34 PM (IYHxL) 318
311. Yep. It's called Afghanistan.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:34 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:34 PM (I/iGu) 320
@310 the Sanders cycle !
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:34 PM (QC/4S) 321
Trump could make a Diet Coke commercial like Mean Joe Greene.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:34 PM (2DOZq) 322
--So there's a whole country of men who stare at goats?
Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (GsAUU) ================================== I'm not sure about the entire country, but it's the thing in Malmo. Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 09:35 PM (Pqytn) 323
I can actually picture Donald Trump at a fair eating fried food and liking it-corn dogs, fried ice cream, stuff like that.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM I really liked the fact that the First & Second Ladies went to Whataburger when they were in Texas last week Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2017 09:35 PM (KCxzN) 324
Hey, that sciplus.com is a pretty cool site. Posted by: t-bird ------------- I'm torn between the German cap, and the Austrian cap. Then...there's the olive drab jock strap. https://www.sciplus.com/s/c_14/sf_134 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:35 PM (leCj4) 325
@285: "If Trump is eats a pink snowball then he would win the interwebz."
@308: "I can actually picture Donald Trump at a fair ..." Trump should install a cotton candy machine in the press briefing room. Cotton candy that matches the color of his hair. Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:36 PM (I/iGu) Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2017 09:36 PM (tbOMB) 327
292 Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:28 PM (GsAUU)
Even though I broke that rule (and my own) I agree with that sentiment. Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:30 PM (IYHxL) --There are exceptions. I just never wanted to date a single mom because there was always an in for her ex to reenter the picture. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:36 PM (GsAUU) 328
You ain't been laid until you've had a Ride with the Valkyries.
Posted by: Viking Poetess at December 11, 2017 09:36 PM (LQLeS) 329
When Olaf takes Megyn back to Stromborg, he not harass her. Megyn scrub dishes and clean kennel! HAR HAR HAR.
Posted by: Olaf Tryggvasen the Viking at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (6FqZa) 330
There's big difference betwixt just staring wistfully at a handsome goat and sodomising the poor beast...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (e9G8E) 331
Now is the time of year when we all stare for hours at the "bockenkam" in Gaevle, Sweden!
I hope that's on tape delay, because you can only tease your "refugees" so much! Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (QTZZW) 332
The Vikings is another very good Kirk Douglas Tony Curtis movie. I like it better than Spartacus.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (2DOZq) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (dNnjG) 334
I see what you did there, Ace.. Very clever.
As some have discussed, if he dould work in a Slim Jim and some Sasquatch beef jerky he'd break the internet. p.s. I love SHS Posted by: DB Coooper at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (vakyQ) 335
Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:36 PM (GsAUU)
Yes generally that is true and the drama that can come with that. In my case? None of that I got lucky. Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (IYHxL) 336
Sciplus.com - love their descriptions. Have for years.
They've got Morons for copyeditors, no doubt. They had these little tubs of heavy grease for something or other. Sold it under the name 'Fonz Coiff'. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (fA1SL) 337
That's healthy fat. Isn't it? Eat them for the gainzzz.
I don't care how healthy they are or not, its just what they are made out of. Some food you just gotta eat and not think about. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (39g3+) 338
Trump could make a Diet Coke commercial like Mean Joe Greene.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol --------------- Here'ya go kid... *tosses sweaty underwear to Franken* Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (leCj4) 339
Diet 7UP FTW.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM (IYHxL) --I prefer Diet Dew and Diet Dr. Pepper, but Diet 7 Up (and even better, Diet Cheery 7 Up) is good for mixing with vodka. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (GsAUU) 340
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 09:21 PM (/qEW2)
I had a motto of "seek to understand before being understood". That works great with people who use logic, and want a good dialogue. What I've come to realize over the last 12-18 months is I need to stop with that motto. Because yes, it does put me at a disadvantage, in the kind of discussions you mentioned. I realized this last month I need to adapt and change for the present times. How to do that, not quite sure yet. It reverses a lifetime of behavior. Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (r3KsD) 341
Trump seems like the kind who wouldn't eat a snowball. He probably doesn't like coconut- - not the flavor, but the texture.
Posted by: tankdemon at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (UrSUC) 342
315 Meagain Kelly revealed today that asking a woman for her phone number now = sexual harassment.
I wonder which company is leading the sex robot market. It may be a wise investment. Posted by: RustyG at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (1Mft0) Only from men deemed undesirable by the woman and the consensus of pink hats. So the bottom 90-95% of men. Posted by: Monk at December 11, 2017 09:38 PM (g4lFK) 343
>>What were those chocolate cupcakes with the whipped cream like substance in the middle?
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking My favorite. Posted by: Uncle Harvey at December 11, 2017 09:38 PM (2cuLk) 344
Why is it I only manage to arrive at a new thread after there's already 300+ comments?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at December 11, 2017 09:38 PM (+dsLj) 345
"I can actually picture Donald Trump at a fair ..."
I can see hillary at a fair as bill's prized old heifer. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2017 09:39 PM (tbOMB) 346
Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (GsAUU)
Diet 7UP and specifically Cap'n Morgan is very good. Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:39 PM (IYHxL) Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 09:39 PM (kUotE) 348
Trump...boxers...briefs...bikinis...commando....discuss
Posted by: linduh at December 11, 2017 09:39 PM (kufk0) 349
339. Only thing suitable for mixing with vodka is air.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:39 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:39 PM (GsAUU) 351
Sorry guys bad link on the: You may be cool but you will never be "Frank Sinatra stepping out of a helicopter with a drink in his hand" cool.
Try this one: https://tinyurl.com/y9qmnhx6 Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 09:40 PM (0YSzp) 352
Jolt Cola
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2017 09:40 PM (IqV8l) 353
277
I've tried eating pork rinds, but I just don't like them. And some of them are really hard and crunchy. I'm afraid of breaking a tooth. Posted by: rickl at December 11, 2017 09:27 PM (sdi6R) ------------------------------ We call them cracklins down here, and the authentic ones have just a taste of crunch. Link to "Best Stop" in Scott, LA https://tinyurl.com/yc5z59e8 Posted by: Javems at December 11, 2017 09:41 PM (yOqwj) 354
>>Diet 7UP and specifically Cap'n Morgan is very good.
Oh, not the Captain...he...did things...to me. Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:41 PM (q3Awe) 355
Hostess cupcakes.
Posted by: JAS at December 11, 2017 09:41 PM (7JbXq) 356
Only thing suitable for mixing with vodka is air.
== a little vermouth and olive juice won't hurt it Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:41 PM (QC/4S) Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:42 PM (IYHxL) 358
Yes generally that is true and the drama that can come with that. In my case? None of that I got lucky.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (IYHxL) --Because the ex is in prison? Just kidding, I'm happy for you and yours. It's hard to find a good mate; it requires *two* people living their lives right to find each other. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:42 PM (GsAUU) 359
Speaking of old goats...He bears a striking physical resemblance to one.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at December 11, 2017 09:42 PM (LQLeS) Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (IYHxL) 361
and by vermouth i mean Lillet Blank
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (QC/4S) 362
Jolt Cola
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. ----------- I'd forgotten that one. Just slightly ahead of their time. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (leCj4) 363
Damn, I was gonna click off the TV, but that doucheturd Ramos is gonna be grilled by Laura.
Tucker has already pwned him. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (GsAUU) 364
356. I'm a purist - that sort of thing belongs with gin, I grant you. But vodka - drink straight, or not at all.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (fA1SL) 365
>>>Trump...boxers...briefs...bikinis...commando....discuss
Posted by: linduh at December 11, 2017 09:39 PM (kufk0)<<< Car cover... for those enormous balls he's proven he has over this last year. Posted by: an indifferent penguin at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (WlG0e) 366
Hostess Cupcakes are my favorite. I always intend on eating just one of the two in the package and saving the other for later. Never seems to happen.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (2DOZq) 367
IMHO, Dean Martin is the hands down King of Cool. The Coolest Cat what ever swung: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7p89qyr Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (8O3HH) 368
Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:42 PM (GsAUU)
Ha! Nope, gave up all rights to the kid. Kid now calls me dad and wants nothing to do with his biological pops. Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:44 PM (IYHxL) 369
Remember the demoted DOJ official who secretly met with Fusion GPS in 2016?
Apparently, his wife, Nellie H Ohr, was cashing Fusion GPS checks. Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 11, 2017 09:44 PM (e8kgV) 370
>>Just how big was she?
Oh, god no... Just a 1/5 of Captain, an Aerosmith Concert and a Cassette Case filled with Mexican Dirt Weed... and the ensuing hangover. Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:44 PM (q3Awe) 371
The Vikings is another very good Kirk Douglas Tony Curtis movie. I like it better than Spartacus.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:37 PM (2DOZq) ==================== Ernest Borgnine hamming it up before he leaps into the wolf pit is a hoot. Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2017 09:44 PM (Pqytn) 372
@364 sigh, all right..*puts Lillet and bottle of olives back into rucksack*
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:44 PM (QC/4S) 373
There's a new drink out there. They take room temp vodka, throw in a dash of bitters, and then cry into the glass. Makes the progs crazy. They call it a 'Madam President.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:45 PM (fA1SL) 374
Her Majesty was a single mother when we met and married. Her and me worked out well. The two of us and the kid, not. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 09:45 PM (DsQ+E) 375
I'm a purist - that sort of thing belongs with gin, I grant you. But vodka - drink straight, or not at all.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (fA1SL) Unless its for breakfast then you can ad some OJ. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:46 PM (2DOZq) 376
>>Ernest Borgnine hamming it up before he leaps into the wolf pit is a hoot.
That's not all I did before I leapt into the wolf pit. Every. Day. Posted by: Zombie borgnine at December 11, 2017 09:46 PM (q3Awe) 377
Been with Ace for more than 10 years. Sometimes it's like he's reading my friggin' mind.
Sometimes he just blows my friggin' mind. Posted by: Clique me at December 11, 2017 09:46 PM (1vsiQ) Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:46 PM (I/iGu) 379
364 356. I'm a purist - that sort of thing belongs with gin, I grant you. But vodka - drink straight, or not at all.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (fA1SL) --+1 Gin in my martini is something James Bond and I fundamentally disagree on. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:46 PM (GsAUU) 380
Fox is pushing a poll that says Jones is up by *10* in Alabama.
Of course, they don't give party breakdown. I gotta say, if Kilmead's radio show is any indication, Fox is as bad as CNN anymore. Kilmead believes anything about Moore that anyone throws at him, and that is the full-on narrative that is endlessly repeated. He's barely tolerable at the best of times, I've been shutting him off more than bothering to listen for the last few weeks. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2017 09:46 PM (oVJmc) 381
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:46 PM (2DOZq)
Vodka is good for mixing period. I am not a purist in that regard Citron 7's are delicious. Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:47 PM (IYHxL) 382
Fresca
Posted by: linduh at December 11, 2017 09:47 PM (kufk0) 383
372. Hold on!
* pulls out jar of pickles, tub of mushrooms in oil, and slabs of cheese. * Olives are good zakuski. Room for all. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:47 PM (fA1SL) 384
Ha! Nope, gave up all rights to the kid. Kid now calls me dad and wants nothing to do with his biological pops.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:44 PM (IYHxL) --Best possible outcome. If I'd met a single mom who let me know that was already a done deal, then I would have been open for dating her. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:48 PM (GsAUU) Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:48 PM (I/iGu) Posted by: JAS at December 11, 2017 09:48 PM (7JbXq) 387
Hold on!
* pulls out jar of pickles, tub of mushrooms in oil, and slabs of cheese. * Olives are good zakuski. Room for all. = wait ! i got something here too ! *rumages through rucksack, finds vobla, starts walking on side of table* Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:48 PM (QC/4S) 388
The Vikings is another very good Kirk Douglas Tony Curtis movie.
Is Curtis a better Viking than a Roman? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2017 09:48 PM (oVJmc) 389
Oh, not the Captain...he...did things...to me.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:41 PM (q3Awe) Mine was with Mr. Daniels. Jack Daniels. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2017 09:49 PM (wYseH) 390
IMHO, Dean Martin is the hands down King of Cool. The Coolest Cat what ever swung:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7p89qyr Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 09:43 PM (8O3HH) No, Mel Torme! Posted by: Judge Harry Anderson at December 11, 2017 09:49 PM (GsAUU) 391
Somewhat hilariously, I am half-watching an episode of Airwolf, starring Ernest Borgnine (and Jan-Michael Vincent), right now.
TV shows from the 80s that nobody else remembers: my natural milieu. Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 11, 2017 09:49 PM (+a3Rc) 392
whacking , dammit !!!!
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:49 PM (QC/4S) Posted by: Juliet - currently represented by Gloria Allred at December 11, 2017 09:50 PM (2wRtc) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:50 PM (fA1SL) 395
Trump is absolutely hooked on cola.. He held a rally in Pensacola didn't he?
Posted by: MSLSD at December 11, 2017 09:50 PM (U5Xeq) 396
I dated a single mom with the dad still involved. Never , ever , ever , never again. I ended it before I ended up in prison.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:50 PM (2DOZq) 397
Gin in my martini is something James Bond and I fundamentally disagree on.
Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:46 PM (GsAUU) They are both good, but one is much better. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2017 09:50 PM (wYseH) 398
Donald Trump was seen eating a Moonpie and drinking a Nehi while stumping for Roy Moore.. In PensaCOLA
Posted by: MSLSD at December 11, 2017 09:52 PM (U5Xeq) 399
The first few episodes of Airwolf were great. But it is tough for writers to come up with new stuff every week.
Posted by: JAS at December 11, 2017 09:52 PM (7JbXq) 400
Glad I'm sipping rum and coke now, else I'd be getting thirsty on this thread.
I'd still kill for a Butterscotch Krimpet, though. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:52 PM (GsAUU) 401
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2017 09:49 PM (wYseH)
The Rev: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3ZFwsTl5sA Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:53 PM (q3Awe) 402
Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:50 PM (2DOZq)
It's a tough gig for all parties. If the mom and dad are good people that didn't work well together it makes it hard for another guy to come in to the picture and lay down his version of raising a kid. Sucks. Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:53 PM (IYHxL) 403
@390: "IMHO, Dean Martin is the hands down King of Cool."
One of my favorite playful internet pranks was replacing a forum user's Sinatra avatar with an animated GIF version that subtly changed into Dean after one minute. Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:53 PM (I/iGu) 404
Is dinner, blyat!
* drags out loaf of black bread * == hold on ! *pulls balalaika out of rucksack, whistles to gypsy band outside* , we need entertainment ! Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 09:53 PM (QC/4S) 405
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2017 09:48 PM (oVJmc)
He was a Brooklyn slave of the Vikings just like he was a Brooklyn slave of the Romans. A singer of songs. Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:53 PM (2DOZq) 406
391 Somewhat hilariously, I am half-watching an episode of Airwolf, starring Ernest Borgnine (and Jan-Michael Vincent), right now.
TV shows from the 80s that nobody else remembers: my natural milieu. Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 11, 2017 09:49 PM (+a3Rc) --I remember. Also, Riptide. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:53 PM (GsAUU) 407
They are playing ancient Christmas specials here, and there was this singer named Jack Jones, and omg, he was gorgeous. Never heard of him before. But yowza.
Looked him up. He did not age well. But back in the day, wow. The Frank & Dean talk made me think of him. Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 09:53 PM (r3KsD) 408
I can actually picture Donald Trump at a fair eating fried food and liking it-corn dogs, fried ice cream, stuff like that.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:32 PM (nBr1j) Tomball, TX just had their German Christmas street fair this past weekend. Sweet baby Moses did they have every imaginable item available, deep fried. 'Cause nothing says German Christmas like deep fried pizza on a stick! Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 09:54 PM (QLvwG) 409
Viking Poets probably prefer Diet Dr Pepper.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2017 09:54 PM (ZgKFD) Posted by: Blackie Lawless at December 11, 2017 09:54 PM (q3Awe) 411
*****Oh, not the Captain...he...did things...to me.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:41 PM (q3Awe) Mine was with Mr. Daniels. Jack Daniels. ======== May God forgive whoever invented Yukon Jack . . because I won't. Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 11, 2017 09:54 PM (JyFLk) 412
Deep fried pizza?! Holy heart attack I'd try that.
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 11, 2017 09:55 PM (IYHxL) 413
@409: "Viking Poets probably prefer Diet Dr Pepper."
Maybe not so much after recent commercials. Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:55 PM (I/iGu) 414
OT - saw Valşrian et les milles planŞtes tonight.
My rating: "pff". Trop franśais, c'ştait. Many themes of oh woe is us, caught between the wars of two great powers. En outre, really poor story-structure, for a single-shot movie. It might have worked as a series. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 09:55 PM (6FqZa) 415
--I remember.
Also, Riptide. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:53 PM (GsAUU) Manimal. Tales of the Golden Monkey. Bring em Back Alive. The Master. Hardcastle and McCormick. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2017 09:55 PM (ZgKFD) 416
To Bluebell and Weasel.
Thank you for all your hard work putting the cookbook together. It's the only cookbook in this house, and there are hundreds as my wife's job before we married got her comp copies of cookbooks, but this one is the only cookbook that is a pleasure to simply pick a page and start reading. It's going to be fun to read and fun to cook the recipes. THANK YOU! Posted by: geoffb at December 11, 2017 09:56 PM (zOpu5) 417
Apparently my ASCII skillz sont tres maux.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 11, 2017 09:56 PM (6FqZa) 418
406 391 Somewhat hilariously, I am half-watching an episode of Airwolf, starring Ernest Borgnine (and Jan-Michael Vincent), right now.
TV shows from the 80s that nobody else remembers: my natural milieu. Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 11, 2017 09:49 PM (+a3Rc) --I remember. Also, Riptide. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:53 PM (GsAUU) I thought that helicopter was the coolest thing ever. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 09:56 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:56 PM (I/iGu) 420
The Vikings is another very good Kirk Douglas Tony Curtis movie. I like it better than Spartacus.
----------- Myself and a couple of friends saw that in the theater. For days after that we were making little balsa wood boats, which we attempted to burn on a local pond. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:56 PM (leCj4) 421
Matt fucking Houston
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:57 PM (q3Awe) 422
If I could be anybody for a day, I'd be Dean Martin in the Vegas Rat Pack heyday. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 09:57 PM (8O3HH) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 09:57 PM (fA1SL) 424
Tomball, TX just had their German Christmas street fair this past weekend. Sweet baby Moses did they have every imaginable item available, deep fried.
'Cause nothing says German Christmas like deep fried pizza on a stick! Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2017 09:54 PM (QLvwG) I got caught up in a series on Netflix about competitive fair fry cooking. Some of the food looked weirdly good but it made my heart hurt. Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:57 PM (nBr1j) Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2017 09:57 PM (yTnCT) 426
Ah, Conservative Treehouse has the dirt on the Fox poll.
Fox is pretending a +2 GOP advantage. In a state that ran +28 GOP in the last election. Fox is shit. http://tinyurl.com/ydy4te28 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2017 09:57 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:57 PM (GsAUU) 428
The Fall Guy , Remington Steele , Magnum PI
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:58 PM (2DOZq) 429
The Calgary Stampede has had deep fried butter and deep fried chocolate bars.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:58 PM (nBr1j) 430
>>If I could be anybody for a day, I'd be Dean Martin in the Vegas Rat Pack heyday.
I'd be Sammy. Because - Same thing. But you'd be getting away with it as a one-eyed black guy. in the 50s! Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:58 PM (q3Awe) 431
I have faith that the good people of Alabama are going to prove the polls wrong.
Just like the country last November. Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (GsAUU) 432
Tales of the Golden Monkey! My god. There's a show that did not age well. I remember it finally showed up on some random cable channel, and I sat down to watch for the first time since I was a kid. So much worse than I remembered.
Unlike Max Headroom, which gets BETTER over time. Except for the knowledge that Jeffrey Tambor is a total perv. Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (+a3Rc) 433
Progressives were aghast on Twitter this morning about the Fox poll.
They're convinced it's a propaganda effort to depress Democratic turnout by suggesting the election is in the bag. Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (I/iGu) 434
Myself and a couple of friends saw that in the theater. For days after that we were making little balsa wood boats, which we attempted to burn on a local pond.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 09:56 PM (leCj4) I think you have to have pitch. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (NWiLs) 435
428 The Fall Guy , Remington Steele , Magnum PI
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 09:58 PM (2DOZq) *raps on table with Gavel* Point of Order! Everyone remembers Magnum PI. I have those on DVD. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (ZgKFD) 436
I've always thought Humphrey Bogart was the coolest man in the world.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (nBr1j) 437
My mom was a Scarecrow and Mrs. King fan.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (I/iGu) 438
Note to moviemakers - French comic books are not really good source material.
Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (jHrzU) 439
Trump is the reason Sally Kohn hates men. He went out with her on her one and only heterosexual date, which ended when he donkey punched her and threw up in her bushes.
Posted by: Regular joe at December 11, 2017 10:00 PM (7PllL) 440
Oh, not the Captain...he...did things...to me.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 09:41 PM (q3Awe) Mine was with Mr. Daniels. Jack Daniels. ======== May God forgive whoever invented Yukon Jack . . because I won't. Posted by: 2009Refugee ----------------- The son of my sainted mother has suffered terribly at the hands of Old Bushmill. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2017 10:00 PM (leCj4) Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 10:00 PM (kUotE) 442
Remington Steele, until Doris Roberts killed it.
Whatever happened to Stephanie Zimbalist? We know what happened to Pierce Brosnan. Posted by: JAS at December 11, 2017 10:00 PM (7JbXq) 443
436. Because he hung out with Peter Lorre.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 10:00 PM (fA1SL) 444
Once upon a time, my Dad returned home from a European business trip and one of the items he pulled from his suitcase was a bottle of Genever Bols (in the clay bottle). That night he made martinis using the Bols. The best martini I've ever had, to this day.
When I mentioned that episode to a young lady from Germany, her eyes popped. No! she said, Bols is for sipping! From a small glass! Not for martinis! Maybe, but it makes a helluva martini. Posted by: mrp, the gauche American at December 11, 2017 10:00 PM (Pqytn) 445
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (ZgKFD)
Do you have ALF on dvd? Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 10:00 PM (2DOZq) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2017 10:01 PM (vgMfV) 447
Choose one (1). You don't get to pose as heroes worthy of a Frank Frazetta tribute while crying that your tampons are itchy.
I don't know how you do it, Ace. This is Pulitzer - worthy shit right here. Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 11, 2017 10:01 PM (Jj+59) Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 11, 2017 10:01 PM (+a3Rc) 449
Oh, yes, Bogie and Cary Grant are up there. As far as bad boy, don't give a shit cool, Robert Mitchum. Dino is my top choice, but Cary Grant and Bogie, well, I'd like to be them for a day as well. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 10:01 PM (8O3HH) 450
@423 I ....don't know what to say....
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 10:02 PM (QC/4S) Posted by: girl in Magnum intro learning to snorkel- currently represented by Gloria Allred at December 11, 2017 10:02 PM (sNwPN) Posted by: blaster at December 11, 2017 10:02 PM (jHrzU) 453
My husband's ex-wife remarried. Believe me, my husband and his daughter were the least of her new husband's problems!
The ex just moved her personal problems into a new relationship. She divorced my husband because she was unhappy and, obviously, it was his fault. Then she spent her entire second marriage blaming her unhappiness on her second husband and threatening to divorce him. My husband and I really liked the second husband and appreciated how he was an island of sanity for the daughter. Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at December 11, 2017 10:02 PM (/A+Cl) 454
TV shows? Dinosaurs.
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2017 10:02 PM (RbSs1) 455
"She divorced my husband because she was unhappy and, obviously, it was his fault."
Boy, that sounds awfully familiar. Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 10:03 PM (NWiLs) 456
80s tv shows started and stopped with the A Team. Loved that show. Like the movie too.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 11, 2017 10:03 PM (yTnCT) 457
I never watched the A Team when it came out. I caught an episode a few weeks back flipping through the channels. It is so bad that it is hilarious to watch. It was like they just told the actors to show up on the day of filming and they would just wing it.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 10:03 PM (2DOZq) 458
Fil de nuit nu?
Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 10:04 PM (kUotE) 459
Sinatra was at the Sands.
Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 11, 2017 10:04 PM (Jj+59) 460
Meagain Kelly revealed today that asking a woman for her phone number now = sexual harassment.
I wonder which company is leading the sex robot market. It may be a wise investment. Posted by: RustyG at December 11, 2017 09:33 PM (1Mft0) Only from men deemed undesirable by the woman and the consensus of pink hats. So the bottom 90-95% of men. Posted by: Monk at December 11, 2017 09:38 PM (g4lFK) This latest witch hunt does not bode well for the continuation of the species (at least among professionals). Posted by: redbanzai at December 11, 2017 10:04 PM (FTXAT) 461
The best A-Team was when BA turned a Woodchipper into a Cabbage Launcher and saved the Family Farm.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 10:04 PM (q3Awe) 462
437 My mom was a Scarecrow and Mrs. King fan.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (I/iGu) Mine too. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 11, 2017 10:05 PM (ZgKFD) 463
Hmm. Oddly, the TV show blitz reminded me of the funny papers.
Posted by: B. O. Plenty at December 11, 2017 10:05 PM (leCj4) 464
Lee Majors as THE NORSEMAN > Viking poets
https://youtu.be/s7kf-nV_E5Y "As early as the year AD 793, a lusty horde of blonde giants... boldly sail these seas." Posted by: H. Solo at December 11, 2017 10:07 PM (EzdLW) 465
Sarah, Sarah, you're the one
You make the press briefing so much fun Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 10:07 PM (kUotE) 466
Hunter
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2017 10:08 PM (q3Awe) 467
The Sunday funnies page died with the last Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.
Posted by: mrp, the gauche American at December 11, 2017 10:08 PM (Pqytn) 468
Terrorists Family Is Outraged Over NYPDs Treatment Of Him AFTER His Attempted Suicide Bombing Seriously
Hum? Hard to put into civilized words what I think of that Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2017 10:09 PM (U23cF) 469
A great friend of mine that I hadn't seen in 40(!)ears got together to golf and drink heavily at his place. He introduced me to his friend at the table and said "we've got the same ex-wife". They acted like absolute best friends. Kinda like soldiers that served together.
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 11, 2017 10:10 PM (CL76w) 470
Meagain Kelly revealed today that asking a woman for her phone number now = sexual harassment.
========================= I wouldn't mind watching Megan Kelly asking a woman for her phone number. Posted by: mrp, the gauche American at December 11, 2017 10:11 PM (Pqytn) 471
For some unknown reason remembering usaeur tour, and the bread in Europe. The French and Germans did make some awesome breads. Posted by: irongrampa at December 11, 2017 10:11 PM (S/hVx) 472
A great friend of mine that I hadn't seen in 40(!)ears got together to golf and drink heavily at his place. He introduced me to his friend at the table and said "we've got the same ex-wife". They acted like absolute best friends. Kinda like soldiers that served together.
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 11, 2017 10:10 PM (CL76w) Sounds like a scene out of NCIS. LOL Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2017 10:11 PM (U23cF) 473
12 - 1/2 liter Diet Cokes have about 24 calories, 2 calories each. If it's Coke Zero then zero calories.
At least it's not Tab and Doritos. Posted by: geoffb at December 11, 2017 10:11 PM (zOpu5) 474
Terrorists Family Is Outraged Over NYPDs Treatment Of Him AFTER His Attempted Suicide Bombing Seriously
Hum? Hard to put into civilized words what I think of that Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2017 10:09 PM (U23cF) This sounds about right. Cue the SJWs. Or the new Muslim Suicide Bombers Matter movement. MSBM. Posted by: Professor Chaos Gumdrop Gorilla at December 11, 2017 10:13 PM (r3KsD) 475
Danger Girl, I read your post about the ugly sweater party you are encouraged to go to and thought go with an old sweater with the boob cut out, and dressed like a reindeer.
Then I read the Girl part of the Danger Girl, and realized that would be bad so scratch that Idea. Posted by: Picric at December 11, 2017 10:13 PM (fcLis) 476
I so want Sarah Sanders to approach the podium drinking out of a skull!
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 11, 2017 10:17 PM (CL76w) 477
I have gone out with Sailor Jerry. Sometimes I don't remember what I had for dinner and a fart silently. Also some anal leakage but I'm putting that down to Mexican or Indian food.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2017 10:17 PM (3BFzK) 478
emperor still has the energy to make Melania walk funny for a week, I'm sure.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 11, 2017 09:08 PM (8O3HH) I am on the spam "erection correction" list. I have no idea why. I have never had a problem with erections, nor has anyone I've known uh.....well, but I have to say that their tagline "Make your wife walk funny for a week" does not appeal to me. I asked my husband if he had problem in that area would he find that description appealing? He laughed and said no. Me either. I don't want to be in pain and limping after sex. I have enough pain and limping from chronic Lyme-just not between my legs. So I would think that "Donald Trump makes Melania happy for a week after sex" sounds better. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2017 10:23 PM (8+Ozj) 479
They're convinced it's a propaganda effort to depress Democratic turnout by suggesting the election is in the bag.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (I/iGu) When you live your life as a structured lie it is hard to deal with unfiltered reality. Posted by: Kindltot at December 11, 2017 10:28 PM (2K6fY) 480
479 They're convinced it's a propaganda effort to depress Democratic turnout by suggesting the election is in the bag.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at December 11, 2017 09:59 PM (I/iGu) *** Simply awesome ~ if the right were even half as good at being devious and strategic as the left thinks we are ~ we would all be living on thrones made of the skulls of socialist democrats from NYC and LA while lighting our free Cuba cigars with rolled up, gold standard hundred dollar bills. Alas ~ Fox is not conservative ~ it is GOPe uniparty ~ and it is simply incompetent ~ Accam's razor and all that. Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2017 10:53 PM (0YSzp) 481
Will you guys just shut up? I can't really spend all my time here. Was there content?
Posted by: Charles the Simple at December 11, 2017 11:02 PM (w7U7L) 482
A: neutering nattering nabobs of negativism
Q1: how do you neuter eunuchs? Q2: how do you spay the spayed Posted by: Spiral Agnew at December 12, 2017 12:18 AM (JjwF2) 483
Occam's razor, Publius
Posted by: Karmic Justice at December 12, 2017 12:28 AM (FTPVM) 484
I know this is an expired thread, but Ace:
If we were married I would divorce you and marry this tweet. I'd marry the hell out of this tweet. "Viking poet", indeed! Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at December 12, 2017 12:44 AM (na6TI) 485
To home! To home!
Warm hearths, our hearts and mead Our venture won Gold, shining sun We skim the icy seas Behind our wake burned, ruined state Defeated enemy! Their dead we left to pecking crows the living on their knees Posted by: viking at December 12, 2017 12:51 AM (6y/kW) 486
The thing that made me a Trump believer is his commitment to watching TV. It will only cement his position as one of the greatest Presidents ever when he can finally weigh in on the last season of Game of Thrones. Cant wait!!
=============== Yeah, I do not get it. When the Zipster made reference to any television program the Make Believe Media would squee with delight and tell us how cool that was. Weird. Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at December 12, 2017 04:16 AM (2X7pN) 487
Paul Anka gets a shirt!
Posted by: Donald Trump at December 12, 2017 01:30 PM (A3b6q) 488
43 And those are two big f@ckin' scoops!
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