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Port Authority Terrorist Came to US on Immigrant Visa Under Obama
Bur I thought we had procedures that made this virtually impossible.
Akayed Ullah came to the United States from Bangladesh with an immigrant visa on Feb. 21, 2011. Was he properly vetted by the Obama admin? Of course not. https://t.co/SXwieEwSmk
— Nick Short 🇺🇸 (@PoliticalShort) December 11, 2017
At 8:43am ET [40 minutes after first reports of the terrorist attack], Camerota breathlessly related a New York Times piece on Trump and soda:I look forward to seeing Brian Stelter discuss unhealthy dietary choices. With Chris Cilliza, David Axelrod, and Candy Crowley. It wasn't healthy for Barack Obama to continue smoking throughout his term of dubious service but you covered that up neatly enough.The co-host chided, "When I read this, I think, 'This is not what doctors would recommend. This is not the healthiest diet.'"
This is about his Diet Coke habit.... Watching cable, he shares thoughts with anyone in the room, even the household staff he summons via a button for lunch or for one of the dozen Diet Cokes he consumes each day.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at December 11, 2017 01:56 PM (IIOyJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2017 01:56 PM (m8J9w)
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 01:56 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 01:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Blanco at December 11, 2017 01:58 PM (QGdDN)
special counsel needed ... but impeach first, then get to the bottom of this.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 11, 2017 01:58 PM (otAqJ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2017 01:58 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Marie "Milkmaid" Harf at December 11, 2017 01:58 PM (ylUqT)
just on the bottom of the screen at Fox news: terror suspect made bomb at electrical company where he worked.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 11, 2017 01:59 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Hikaru at December 11, 2017 01:59 PM (CMbMd)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 01:59 PM (NWiLs)
Also "brainwashed."
No. Words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 01:59 PM (ptqGC)
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Man, what a scoldy beotch she has become. Or always was and it was suppressed while on Fox.
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 01:59 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 02:00 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: SCOAMF at December 11, 2017 02:00 PM (QGdDN)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2017 02:00 PM (ymnmz)
I'm not a fan of diet soda. But it's basically sugar water without sugar.
Posted by: Acme Explosives at December 11, 2017 02:00 PM (ajiE5)
If they want a scoop, they should come talk to me.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 11, 2017 02:00 PM (1mXjg)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2017 02:00 PM (3BFzK)
Yes yes.
Posted by: The Globalist GOP at December 11, 2017 02:00 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Semper Why at December 11, 2017 02:00 PM (wrzX1)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 11, 2017 02:00 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 02:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 01:59 PM (Enq6K)
No kidding. She seems perpetually pissed off. Maybe Chris Cuomo won't sexually harass her or something?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 11, 2017 02:01 PM (otAqJ)
term of dubious service but you covered that up neatly enough.
"But he looked so hot shooting (and missing) baskets and dancing!!"
-- ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, HuffPost, TIME....
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 02:01 PM (W+vEI)
Hamburger from McDonalds because he doesn't like the White House hamburger. jeeze louise.
Posted by: Clafford Ismael Brownstone at December 11, 2017 02:02 PM (KdDCu)
Posted by: An Observation at December 11, 2017 02:02 PM (taXZf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:02 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: This is CNN at December 11, 2017 02:02 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Choom Boy at December 11, 2017 02:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 02:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 02:03 PM (fA1SL)
The only comfort for them now is more. Next up they'll hire a Scratomancy gypsie shit reader and pick apart a turd for clues into Trump's mental state.
Posted by: Knaws at December 11, 2017 02:03 PM (Vh1P6)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 02:03 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Glenn John at December 11, 2017 02:04 PM (LilNs)
I suspect that that was not the least healthy aspect of his lifestyle, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:04 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Eromero at December 11, 2017 02:04 PM (zLDYs)
Fake news or just delusional projection?
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 11, 2017 02:04 PM (ylUqT)
You'd think they'd be happy with Trump the peace maker.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 02:04 PM (/tuJf)
Piss off, CNN. You're an embarrassment. To everything.
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2017 02:05 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: josephistan at December 11, 2017 02:05 PM (7HtZB)
It. Is. To. Laugh.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2017 02:05 PM (3BFzK)
The first thing is we need to cut legal immigration to virtually nothing and reorient it toward the first world and away from the third word.
Because as it is currently constituted, 90pct of legal immigrants come from the third world shitholes of the earth.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2017 02:05 PM (/G8Lb)
Looks like momentum for the j'accuse Trump media event has been scuttled. Sad!
Posted by: harry lime at December 11, 2017 02:05 PM (ALDN3)
He tweeted a selfie while eating a taco bowl!
He insisted Comey order the meatloaf!!
He was served two scoops!!!
So much foodie virtue-signalling. Trump would kill them if he tweeted a selfie eating "the best, most expertly prepared avocado toast prepared by the chef at Mar-a-Lago!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 02:06 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Barry O. at December 11, 2017 02:06 PM (1mXjg)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2017 02:06 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: pep at December 11, 2017 02:06 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: Diet Pepsi at December 11, 2017 02:06 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:06 PM (ptqGC)
>>It wasn't healthy for Barack Obama to continue smoking throughout his
term of dubious service but you covered that up neatly enough.
"But he looked so hot shooting (and missing) baskets and dancing!!"
-- ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN, HuffPost, TIME....
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 02:01 PM (W+vEI)
Remember that time I showed my pants boner to all the women in the press area of Air Force One.
Good times.
Now they would crucify me for that. Nah. I'm kidding; they'd still coo.
Posted by: Barak Obama at December 11, 2017 02:06 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 02:06 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Cindy at December 11, 2017 02:06 PM (qN1WJ)
Posted by: Roy at December 11, 2017 02:07 PM (7n4KQ)
Basically they're demented. Obama kept us in 2 wars, scaling back Iraq only on the Bush timetable, and involved us in wars in 5 other countries. He rained death on people every damned day with drones, put boots on the ground all over the world including places like Africa, and the economy was horrific his entire presidency. But there's no reaching some people.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 02:07 PM (39g3+)
The first thing is we need to cut legal immigration to virtually nothing and reorient it toward the first world and away from the third word.
Because as it is currently constituted, 90pct of legal immigrants come from the third world shitholes of the earth.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2017 02:05 PM (/G8Lb)
This.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:07 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Barak Obama at December 11, 2017 02:07 PM (3BFzK)
Fuck you, media. With a pitchfork.
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2017 02:07 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:01 PM (ptqGC)
And are her glasses suppose to make her look smart or somethin'?
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 02:07 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 02:07 PM (r9UYA)
But smoking cock is an organic high protein diet. Quite healthy, actually.
Posted by: Barack H Obama at December 11, 2017 02:07 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at December 11, 2017 02:08 PM (L6Zpd)
What am I ? Chopped Liver ????
Posted by: Diet Pepsi at December 11, 2017 02:06 PM (QC/4S)
No, liver tastes better.
Posted by: George at December 11, 2017 02:08 PM (sqE59)
Posted by: This is CNNN at December 11, 2017 02:08 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:08 PM (ptqGC)
That was the ending to the Mad Men series, the most cynical end to anything evah.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 11, 2017 02:08 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: CNN at December 11, 2017 02:08 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: fly gal at December 11, 2017 02:08 PM (8TdcF)
You'd think they'd be happy with Trump the peace maker.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 02:04 PM (/tuJf)
Sounds like projection. The media is in constant freak out mode. A little self control and those brain damaged children might inch in the direction of credibility.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 02:09 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Diet Pepsi at December 11, 2017 02:06 PM (QC/4S)
Yes. After Pepsi's anti-American Indian CEO shit on the country back in W's day, Pepsi can kiss my ass.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:09 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Roy at December 11, 2017 02:09 PM (7n4KQ)
A good many problems would be resolved in short order.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 02:09 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Reggie at December 11, 2017 02:09 PM (QGdDN)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 02:09 PM (kNasr)
He said is was racist.
Former Commissioner Ray Kelly said that task force "absolutely helped protect the city from terrorist attacks.
Now you know why Big Bird and Governor Dope-O were out in front of the bus on this one...
Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2017 02:09 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Barack H Obama
Smoking? Maybe.
Receiving injections? Not. So. Much.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 02:10 PM (rGtm/)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 02:07 PM (Enq6K)
She usually wears those when she's about to get scoldy with a conservative. They go great with her prune face.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:10 PM (ptqGC)
50
What am I ? Chopped Liver ????
Posted by: Diet Pepsi at December 11, 2017 02:06 PM (QC/4S)
No, liver tastes better.
Posted by: George at December 11, 2017 02:08 PM (sqE59)
HAHA! You suck Diet Pepsi.
Posted by: Pepsi Zero at December 11, 2017 02:10 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Barak Obama at December 11, 2017 02:10 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2017 02:10 PM (VpIIl)
happened to have pipe bombs taped to his body and man, he sounds like a
retard or had a stroke or both.
===========================
Still dead!
Posted by: Generallissimo Francisco Franco at December 11, 2017 02:10 PM (ylUqT)
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2017 02:10 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 02:11 PM (ux+5c)
term of dubious service but you covered that up neatly enough.
Just be glad they never talked about what else I liked to smoke.
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at December 11, 2017 02:11 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2017 02:05 PM (/G8Lb)
And why in the AF are taking anybody from Somalia, of all the God-forsaken places on the face of the earth?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:11 PM (Z1eux)
Looks like my fingers have the control of a toddler.
Posted by: Northernlurker, am I lurking or am I skulking at December 11, 2017 02:11 PM (nBr1j)
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Pffft. Better than a B12. I call it my C13, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Barry O. at December 11, 2017 02:11 PM (1mXjg)
Posted by: Red Bull at December 11, 2017 02:11 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2017 02:11 PM (6dFYM)
Meow!
Please pass the stuffing, Puritan girl!
In other news, the terrorist asshole said, "They are bombing our country." First, you are delusional. Second, go back to you shithole, dumbass! Geez.
And, FBN reported that some poll shows the Moore opponent ahead, but that may be in absentee ballots - I didn't catch it all. Fake news? TEh Dems trying to steal the election? Embrace the power of 'and' ?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 11, 2017 02:11 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: CNN at December 11, 2017 02:08 PM (72PAC)
Hey, that's our gig!
Posted by: Murderin' Joe and Low IQ Mika at December 11, 2017 02:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 02:12 PM (gCJeK)
Posted by: Barack H Obama"
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I keep telling Mrs. Jukin that but that line quit working awhile ago.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2017 02:12 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Ken in NH at December 11, 2017 02:12 PM (gDMFf)
They do help us bring the national BMI down.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 02:12 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2017 02:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2017 02:12 PM (3J/LN)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:11 PM (Z1eux)
*************
reliable Democrat Party vote
Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2017 02:12 PM (6dFYM)
The Dem's in NYC are sure giving them a lot of practice runs...
Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2017 02:13 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2017 02:10 PM (LiyEm)
Oh, please. The US can absorb another terrorist attack.
Posted by: Barry at December 11, 2017 02:13 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Beyonce at December 11, 2017 02:13 PM (QC/4S)
As long as DoD is allowed to periodically go to the M.E. and kidnap a few to act as interpreters, I'm down. Zod can personally testify to the usefulness of having a Westernized habibi from Dearborn when working with the Mohammedans.
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2017 02:13 PM (Bdeb0)
Trump is their worst nightmare, and they get seven more years of it.
Posted by: harry lime at December 11, 2017 02:13 PM (ALDN3)
I thought Coke was all about teaching the world to sing and live in perfect harmony and stuff.
That was real Coke. Diet Coke is real Coke's evil twin and wants world chaos.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 11, 2017 02:13 PM (lKyWE)
Its the old "man of the people" / "disgusting slob" dichotomy, depending on the party of the person. Same as it ever was.
That annoys me, but its dumb, predictable annoyance that doesn't resonate with anyone.
Choom boy was smoking so much weed the oval office door opened up like Spicoli's van in Fast Time at Ridgemont High but eating McDonald's is terrible! Its just childish.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 02:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: This is CNN at December 11, 2017 02:13 PM (7ZVPa)
You clearly don't understand the point of the exercise. The more counterintuitive the person admitted, the more virtue signaling points one garners. After all, it isn't like you'll be the one paying the price.
Posted by: pep at December 11, 2017 02:13 PM (wW03z)
Yeah, Bath-House Barry had a variety of unhealthy habits.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2017 02:14 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Knaws at December 11, 2017 02:14 PM (Vh1P6)
Posted by: Blanco at December 11, 2017 02:14 PM (QGdDN)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 11, 2017 02:14 PM (ILitO)
Posted by: Diet RC Cola at December 11, 2017 02:14 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2017 02:12 PM (3J/LN)
From the picture I've seen of Fail Boy, he looks like he had a bad day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: New Coke at December 11, 2017 02:14 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 11, 2017 02:14 PM (kufk0)
B. We have to end chain migration right now.
How about chain deportation?
You bring in a 'splody relative you ALL go home.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 02:14 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 02:14 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 02:12 PM (/tuJf)
You mispelled "IQ."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:14 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: x at December 11, 2017 02:15 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Ian S
--
Jihadi Joe, anatomically correct.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 11, 2017 02:15 PM (7ZVPa)
You bring in a 'splody relative you ALL go home.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 02:14 PM (W+vEI)
I like the way your mind works.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:15 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2017 02:15 PM (NJbBu)
Posted by: torabora
The horde is nothing, if not fast.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 02:15 PM (rGtm/)
Posted by: Dang at December 11, 2017 02:15 PM (8b+oT)
Who, New Yorkers? The guy with the bagel cart is bombing your craphole nation?
Who the hell would even notice if a bomb went off in Somalia? Its background noise like the ocean in a beach house, and the damage is so total all it does is bounce rubble.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 02:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: saf at December 11, 2017 02:15 PM (cS/ge)
Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2017 02:16 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: harry lime at December 11, 2017 02:13 PM (ALDN3)
Why just seven
Benevolent dictator /
Posted by: MAC SOG at December 11, 2017 02:16 PM (czkHE)
just on the bottom of the screen at Fox news: terror suspect made bomb at electrical company where he worked.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 11, 2017 01:59 PM (ILitO)
SUPERVISOR: Hey Mahmoud, whatcha doing' over there?
JIHADI SCUMBAG: The name's Akayed, infidel!
SUPERVISOR: What a kidder. Careful with that homebrew explosive, m'kay?
JIHADI SCUMBAG: Sure boss.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2017 02:16 PM (RD7QR)
You bring in a 'splody relative you ALL go home.
Yeah that seems reasonable. They didn't do that in isolation, and it would make families a lot more selective in who they brought along.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 02:16 PM (39g3+)
>>A. Who was this clown's sponsor for the green card?
B. We have to end chain migration right now.
How about chain deportation?
You bring in a 'splody relative you ALL go home.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 02:14 PM (W+vEI)
Hear. Hear.
More of what that fine young lady is having.
Posted by: Institute of Sensible Things at December 11, 2017 02:17 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 11, 2017 02:14 PM (ILitO)
******************
you won't ever
Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2017 02:17 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 02:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2017 02:17 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 11, 2017 02:17 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Knaws at December 11, 2017 02:17 PM (Vh1P6)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 11, 2017 02:13 PM (lKyWE)
The one who wears a beard?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2017 02:17 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:17 PM (ptqGC)
"Clearly, we're not bombing it enough."
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2017 02:17 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2017 02:17 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2017 02:18 PM (aC6Sd)
They DID complain last time they saw him drink water. He drank water, drank water on television, can you believe it???????!?!?!?1/1/1/???? WATER!!!!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 02:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: An Observation at December 11, 2017 02:18 PM (taXZf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 02:16 PM (39g3+)
That, and it would give some skin in the game once they're here too, to keep an eye on Mohammed to make sure he isn't going off the rails, or if he does, to dime him to the Feds.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:18 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2017 02:18 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 02:17 PM (fA1SL)
Noted, concur.
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2017 02:18 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2017 02:18 PM (8iiMU)
Ask Rubio about that...
Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2017 02:18 PM (VpIIl)
If you are still looking for content maybe you could do a piece on how it is possible that both CNN and MSNBC both got the classified email story wrong despite the fact that they both claim that they had 2 sources for the story.
And why did CNN reference Congress in their report the day that Don Jr. was testifying before the House Intel Committee regarding his emails?
And why won't either CNN or MSNBC give up their sources? There is no protection for sources who give you false information.
If we had an actual working media this would have been an enormous story by now because this information only came from a handful of sources and all of it was classified.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 02:19 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Knaws at December 11, 2017 02:17 PM (Vh1P6)
I THOUGHT she was sitting a little higher...
Posted by: Abiss at December 11, 2017 02:19 PM (L6Zpd)
Not to worry, Obama personally vetted him in a bathhouse.
Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2017 02:15 PM (NJbBu)
See what happens when you bend over and pick up the bar of soap? He got all 'splody on us.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 11, 2017 02:19 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2017 02:19 PM (8iiMU)
if Trump drank nothing but spring water, lefties would find a reason to complain
They DID complain last time they saw him drink water. He drank water, drank water on television, can you believe it???????!?!?!?1/1/1/???? WATER!!!!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 02:18 PM (39g3+)
OMG Trump drinks water from Fiji.
FROM FIJI!
Posted by: Leftists Retards Everywheree at December 11, 2017 02:19 PM (ymnmz)
I missed the opening, but he's gone. However, his pic still appears in their Christmas stuff.
Imagine being grabbed by that fat, greasy asshole. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:19 PM (ptqGC)
Well, Bangladesh actually, but same TWSH
Posted by: harry lime at December 11, 2017 02:19 PM (ALDN3)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 11, 2017 02:20 PM (3BFzK)
SHS!: PDT has denied this. The people have known this and voted for him. Deal with it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2017 02:20 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:17 PM (ptqGC)
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Send her Lizzy's idea about chain deportation. I think it's a fabulous idea. Your SIL probably wants to be fair, right? That would be fair - chain in, chain out!
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 02:20 PM (kNasr)
#worstpresidentEVAR
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2017 02:20 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 02:21 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 11, 2017 02:21 PM (8iiMU)
The same two flunkies on Schiff's staff, no doubt. Taken at face value. Such is what passes for journalism today.
Their credibility is rapidly approaching supermarket tabloid status.
Posted by: harry lime at December 11, 2017 02:22 PM (ALDN3)
Yeah, it's:
1. Nothing to do with Islam, but...
2. This is Trump's fault for recognizing Jerusalem as Israeli capital, but...
3. You can't deny immigrants for being muslim.
Does...not...compute..BZZZZZFTPthhhhhsplat!
*head expodes*
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 02:22 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:23 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 02:23 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 11, 2017 01:59 PM (ILitO)
Trump expedites extinction of vital resource. Here why Van Jones says impeachment is necessary for continued life on Earth. More at the top of the hour.
Posted by: CNN at December 11, 2017 02:23 PM (72PAC)
And when they start a press conference on a terrorist trying to blow up people on their way to work by talking about "our diversity"...
M-kay. How about we be a little less "diverse" and a little more "safe"?
Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2017 02:23 PM (VpIIl)
She is on a tear right now!
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 11, 2017 02:23 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 02:24 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 02:21 PM (/qEW2)
Or if you are so tempted, not a problem.
For us, anyway.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:24 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2017 02:24 PM (kqFxQ)
>>Their credibility is rapidly approaching supermarket tabloid status.
Yea, but that's not the real story. How did both sources get the dates wrong? They had access to the information and yet both of them got it wrong.
Does that not strike anyone as odd?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 02:24 PM (/tuJf)
2. Let those muzzies blow shit up.
3. Trump is impeached.
4. Hillary is installed as president.
Posted by: Sally Kohn at December 11, 2017 02:24 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: An Observation
Yeah. Sorry. I cut the cop zero slack. If I had done the same thing as a private citizen, they'd be preparing my cell below the jailhouse.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2017 02:24 PM (rGtm/)
Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 02:24 PM (EaQ6/)
This is the Times Square subway station - the busiest subway in the US at the busiest time of day.
My wife and I take the 2/3 to this station every day for work and I thank God that we were not in this terrorist's path.
Posted by: NYC Moron at December 11, 2017 02:24 PM (Yx9SN)
2. This is Trump's fault for recognizing Jerusalem as Israeli capital, but...
3. You can't deny immigrants for being muslim.
4. What about the backlash against poor Mooslims by all of these Trump mouthbreathers?!
Posted by: harry lime at December 11, 2017 02:24 PM (ALDN3)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 11, 2017 02:24 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: This is CNN at December 11, 2017 02:24 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Knaws at December 11, 2017 02:24 PM (Vh1P6)
Posted by: WisRich at December 11, 2017 02:25 PM (G0vdT)
Does that not strike anyone as odd?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 02:24 PM (/tuJf)
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*raises hand*
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 02:25 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 11, 2017 02:25 PM (8iiMU)
I HATE that effing word. It's code for everything that is wrong with the country right now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:25 PM (Z1eux)
And when they start a press conference on a terrorist trying to blow up people on their way to work by talking about "our diversity"...
M-kay. How about we be a little less "diverse" and a little more "safe"?
Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2017 02:23 PM (VpIIl)
I'm sticking with my initial guess: they knew about him and had him on a watch list but he gave them the slip. Whoops! Look at that squirrel over there omigod Trump!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2017 02:25 PM (RD7QR)
they didn't get it wrong, they purposefully fed inaccurate information. And CNN swallowed it down
Posted by: harry lime at December 11, 2017 02:25 PM (ALDN3)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2017 02:26 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2017 02:26 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: NYC Moron at December 11, 2017 02:24 PM (Yx9SN)
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Thanks be to God indeed.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 02:26 PM (kNasr)
I'm sure that as he is recuperating, he will reflect on how graciously he has been treated. He'll feel remorse and resolve to live a more peaceful life. And if he doesn't and tries again to kill Americans, well we probably deserve it and are too obtuse to see why, due to our privilege blinders.
So, it's a win/win either way.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 02:26 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2017 02:27 PM (xFBfz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2017 02:27 PM (m8J9w)
him and had him on a watch list but he gave them the slip. Whoops! Look
at that squirrel over there omigod Trump!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2017 02:25 PM (RD7QR)"They immediately came out and said he was "ISIS inspired".They had to know that already, it was too quick.They came out later and said it had to do with statements he made and other "sources", then they clammed up.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2017 02:28 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2017 02:28 PM (LiyEm)
And why would they do that? It took all of 2 hours to blow up on the media organizations and point everyone who is paying attention to the source which is likely Schiff. Not only did they get zero mileage out of it, it blew up in their faces like a Bangladeshi pipe bomb.
What if, stay with me here, the sources were purposefully given bad information so those who gave it to them could smoke out a leaker?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 02:28 PM (/tuJf)
This guy tried to blow up the busiest place in New York City at the busiest time of day. I'll bet the walkway where he tried to detonate is the busiest part of the station at this time of day.
Posted by: NYC Moron at December 11, 2017 02:28 PM (Yx9SN)
These people are so rude and disrespectful.
I know, I know.....
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 11, 2017 02:28 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 11, 2017 02:03 PM
*Ted Knight laugh*
How 'bout a Fresca?!
Posted by: Judge Smails at December 11, 2017 02:28 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Evan "Bad Egg" McMuffin at December 11, 2017 02:29 PM (ylUqT)
ACLU lawyer already on the case.
Posted by: harry lime at December 11, 2017 02:29 PM (ALDN3)
No ratings. But take heart, next she'll be doing live sex acts.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2017 02:29 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 11, 2017 02:29 PM (mf5HN)
2. these WH "leaks" sure seem like the work of some extremely low level peon who has access to only what potus eats (or ate one day, or watched on tv on day and extrapolated from there).
Posted by: porg herder at December 11, 2017 02:29 PM (TlvUt)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2017 02:27 PM (xFBfz)
Think how fast Obama would've acted if the Muzzies started bombing the ghetto.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:29 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: harry lime at December 11, 2017 02:29 PM (ALDN3)
Sarah Huckabee Sanders! has lightened up on her makeup today. She is
blasting the crappy inaccurate press. "There is a difference between
making honest mistakes and PURPOSELY misleading the AMerican public"
She is on a tear right now!
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 11, 2017 02:23 PM (8iiMU)
When your are accustomed to shading the truth all the time and selling a narrative that has a political bent regardless of its veracity, its easy to get sucked in on a fake story, and then when you do, even if it's accidentally, or even fake but accurate, everyone will call you a liar.
Or so I have heard.
Posted by: Dan Rather at December 11, 2017 02:30 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 02:28 PM (/tuJf)
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I'm staying with you, I really am.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 02:30 PM (kNasr)
No ratings. But take heart, next she'll be doing live sex acts.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2017 02:29 PM (VpIIl)
Please. How in the hell do you think she got her gig?
Posted by: Matt Lauer at December 11, 2017 02:30 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Gerry Studds at December 11, 2017 02:30 PM (2X7pN)
This guy tried to blow up the busiest place in New York City at the busiest time of day. I'll bet the walkway where he tried to detonate is the busiest part of the station at this time of day.
Posted by: NYC Moron at December 11, 2017 02:28 PM (Yx9SN)
My wife and I hate that my daughter commutes to work but luckily she takes NJ Transit to the Path and bypasses midtown.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2017 02:30 PM (m8J9w)
Yeah, Ms Kelly is whatever she thinks it will take to get her rich and successful.
What if, stay with me here, the sources were purposefully given bad information so those who gave it to them could smoke out a leaker?
That makes more sense to me than any other explanation. But CNN seems awfully protective of them, so who knows? News organizations are awfully guilty of confirmation bias lately. If they are (very likely) paying for information, then feeding them what they want to hear is a good way to make money.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 02:30 PM (39g3+)
If there was any justice, a German dentist would be asking him if "it" was "safe" and chastising him for his dental hygiene.
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2017 02:30 PM (Bdeb0)
I'm surprised they arrived so soon. I told Amazon I'd take a later delivery (Wednesday) for a $10 credit to my Prime account.
*begins dance hobbling around*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:30 PM (ptqGC)
No ratings. But take heart, next she'll be doing live sex acts.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 11, 2017 02:29 PM (VpIIl)
Live? I always saw her as one to just lay there like a corpse.
Posted by: Roy at December 11, 2017 02:30 PM (7n4KQ)
information so those who gave it to them could smoke out a leaker?
Yup. Why did Dina Powell announce she's leaving on Friday, after a week of 3 separate fake news stories based on bad info being leaked?
Wonder who else will be leaving soon/left quietly recently?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 02:31 PM (W+vEI)
Correction: Diet coke, burgers (orders it at 21, got a lot of it on the road campaigning), two scoops of ice cream, and marrying beautiful women. Not necessarily in that order!
Posted by: LizLem at December 11, 2017 02:31 PM (hvf9s)
'Fresca'
They still make that? What about Tab?
Posted by: harry lime at December 11, 2017 02:29 PM (ALDN3)
What about Diet Rite?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 11, 2017 02:31 PM (lKyWE)
Just exactly what do these shitheads bring to the country?
We already have lots of useless uneducated (ineducable?) layabouts here, so what exactly do we need to import any more?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:31 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 02:31 PM (kNasr)
That's actually a far better supposition.
Posted by: harry lime at December 11, 2017 02:32 PM (ALDN3)
Nah. Tomorrow she'll be doing hard hitting topics like "Chirstmas Presents for your Pets" and "Other Uses for Pancake Mix" again.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2017 02:32 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 02:32 PM (fA1SL)
Most what you see is "Explosion in Subway" or "Pipe bomb in Subway" or some other such headline that ignores that this guy was recent immigrant let in by Obama that he's probably Muslim and that he has Islamist sympathies at least.
No. What we have is "Explosions" and "Pipe Bombs".
Sorta like when they talk about "Gun Violence" or "militants". Like there's no humans involved. (well in one case that may be true)
And how the Palestinian "Protests" got violent over Trump's saying that Jerusalem is the Capitol of Israel.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2017 02:32 PM (M06hO)
Posted by: harry lime at December 11, 2017 02:32 PM (ALDN3)
Now I'm gettin' nervous. I want it to be respectful and pithy. And suggestions are appreciated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Roy at December 11, 2017 02:33 PM (7n4KQ)
It's a quite narrow enclosed brink tunnel that goes from Eighth to Seventh, which is a long city block.
Ideal for containing and multiplying the effect of a small bomb.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2017 02:33 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 02:33 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 11, 2017 02:33 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Larry King at December 11, 2017 02:33 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: porg herder at December 11, 2017 02:33 PM (TlvUt)
Now I'm gettin' nervous. I want it to be respectful and pithy. And suggestions are appreciated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
Send one of Ace's movie reviews.
Posted by: Roy at December 11, 2017 02:34 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: bill-o at December 11, 2017 02:34 PM (lMhhk)
How can we trust anything they tell us about prospective Immigrant? Why would they tell us the truth if they know it and it's negative?
Posted by: jakee308 at December 11, 2017 02:34 PM (M06hO)
SHS!: The President is taking a courageous act and being a leader. Oh, and he's following a law that Congress passed a long time ago.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 11, 2017 02:34 PM (8iiMU)
Hey! Have you ever tried to get a cab in New York City!?! It's really... well actually it's easy as hell.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2017 02:34 PM (O5Q3r)
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Apparently it's habit forming.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 02:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 02:28 PM (/tuJf)
When confronted with leaks, it's an obvious way to combat the problem. At a minimum make potential leakers wonder if they're about to step on a rake.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:34 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2017 02:34 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 02:35 PM (EaQ6/)
the Brown Truck of Happiness just delivered "The Deplorable Gourmet" to my door. Time for pudding!
Posted by: bill-o at December 11, 2017 02:34 PM (lMhhk)
For some reason that sounds really gross
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 11, 2017 02:35 PM (lKyWE)
Hey! Have you ever tried to get a cab in New York City!?! It's really... well actually it's easy as hell.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 11, 2017 02:34 PM (O5Q3r)
Now if 7-11 goes over to kiosks ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:35 PM (Z1eux)
Transgenders can start enlisting in the military come January per a Pentagon statement.
I do not think we can recover. Its just a matter of time.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 11, 2017 02:35 PM (ux+5c)
It's those damn Scots again! Probably had his face painted blue and everything
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2017 02:35 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 02:35 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 02:35 PM (kUotE)
On January 10th, Trump did a very similar thing with his own office. This was at the height of the leaking that was severely cramping his ability to do his jog.
He was getting an IC briefing and he decided to tell nobody about it, not his staff, not his long time personal assistant. And yet, shortly after the meeting was over, the news of the meeting leaked.
He's been insisting ever since that the leaks came from the IC, probably because he is correct.
https://tinyurl.com/jgpjbmn
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 02:35 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2017 02:36 PM (m8J9w)
Now I'm gettin' nervous. I want it to be respectful and pithy. And suggestions are appreciated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
Mere words are not enough to show the hope you have given us. Keep punching back, and thank you. -The Horde PS. Crossbows or longbows?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 11, 2017 02:36 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2017 02:36 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2017 02:36 PM (FhXTo)
SHS! is really pissed there.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 11, 2017 02:36 PM (8iiMU)
>>I'm staying with you, I really am.
On January 10th, Trump did a very similar thing with his own office.
This was at the height of the leaking that was severely cramping his
ability to do his jog.
I'm pretty sure that was the cheeseburgers.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2017 02:37 PM (ymnmz)
Vetting officer: "OK, next applicant. That would be ... 'Mohammed M. Mohammed.'"
Fifty guys step up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:37 PM (Z1eux)
And NYC will nod its collective head in agreement.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 02:37 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Matt Layer's Executive Chair at December 11, 2017 02:37 PM (Vh1P6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 02:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 02:37 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 11, 2017 02:37 PM (ul9CR)
Let's put all the trannies in a single unit and use them as shock troops....
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2017 02:36 PM (LiyEm)
There are some troops mincing their way towards us
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2017 02:38 PM (SiINZ)
At this point I'm more interested in the brand of toilet paper Trump uses after crapping all over the MFM's head.
Our media is an absolute embarrassment and a hair away from being a criminal enterprise worthy of RICO prosecution.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 02:38 PM (H8S+R)
226 So I promised to send a copy to PDT with a note from the Horde.
Now I'm gettin' nervous. I want it to be respectful and pithy. And suggestions are appreciated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
Mere words are not enough to show the hope you have given us. Keep
punching back, and thank you. -The Horde PS. Crossbows or longbows?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 11, 2017 02:36 PM (72PAC)
So much better than try the clams. I'd go with this.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 11, 2017 02:38 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at December 11, 2017 02:38 PM (2X7pN)
Grateful you are ok. My sister takes the subway to work, her line passes through that station everyday. It slowed down the lines so she was late to work, otherwise she is fine.
I'll be visiting there soon, this does not help the nerves!
Posted by: LizLem at December 11, 2017 02:38 PM (hvf9s)
PS: Detain and deport.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:38 PM (Z1eux)
1. all immigrants are awesome
2. we need all the immigrants
3. any attempt to stop all the immigrants is xenophibic nationalism like hilter (who seems to me to have been a xenophile)
4. thus any opposition to letting in all the peoples is anti-science. Why do you hate science?
Posted by: porg herder at December 11, 2017 02:38 PM (TlvUt)
Posted by: Matt Lauer's Executive Chair at December 11, 2017 02:39 PM (Vh1P6)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 11, 2017 02:39 PM (h3OTG)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 02:28 PM (/tuJf)
Remember during the transition when Trump used the high level Encyclopedia Brown technique of scheduling a meeting with members of the intelligence community and didn't even tell his assistant about it and then boom within 15 minutes after it was over there were stories about it all over the press?
Yeah, the ever so professional intelligence community got stone cold busted leaking via a technique that even Bugs Meany wouldn't have fallen for.
Posted by: alexthechick - Breathe deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 11, 2017 02:39 PM (mf5HN)
No booze.
But lots of wives.
Now wonder Mitt is jealous.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2017 02:39 PM (cAXIk)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 11, 2017 02:39 PM (ijtAu)
Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2017 02:36 PM (LiyEm)
Highly publicize the unit and their insignia. Never actually use them in combat, but use SOF wearing their insignia when engaging enemy troops, particularly "elite" enemy units. Use defeat of enemy elite troops by tranny battalion in PsyOps /Information Ops campaigns.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at December 11, 2017 02:38 PM (2X7pN)
I see you.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (72PAC)
He was a good boy. He was turning his intestines around.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2017 02:36 PM (LiyEm)
There are some troops mincing their way towards us
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2017 02:38 PM (SiINZ)
"They're out in fashion revue strength. Wait, I think I see their insignia ... peers through binoculars ... it's the dreaded Third Prancercizers!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: simplemind at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (UZ5UO)
https://tinyurl.com/jgpjbmn
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 02:35 PM (/tuJf)
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I remember that well.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (kNasr)
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BS. Law & Order tells me all the time that a black man cannot get a cab in NYC.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (xFBfz)
Posted by: JT in KC at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (FoSz+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (YV+SU)
heh
Seriously, great job on the cookbook. It's great!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (ptqGC)
Except for the caffeine in the Diet Coke thing, Trump is a Mormon:
No booze.
But lots of wives.
Now wonder Mitt is jealous.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2017 02:39 PM (cAXIk)
I admit, I laughed. hehe..
Posted by: IC at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Jolo at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (M238e)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 02:35 PM (fA1SL)
"Father, why don't they accept their fate gracefully? Why do they mewl and bleat and squirm?"
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (Bdeb0)
Yep. See my #248 and the associated link.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: simplemind at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (UZ5UO)
So is Israel
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2017 02:41 PM (m8J9w)
Posted by: The Professor at December 11, 2017 02:41 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: President Richard Punch at December 11, 2017 02:41 PM (ymnmz)
PS: Detain and deport.
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PPS: Ever consider chain deportation?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 11, 2017 02:41 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Pepsi Zero
Caffiene free Diet Pepsi - there's no excuse for it.
Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2017 02:41 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 11, 2017 02:41 PM (tcwn1)
++++++++++
the sad thing is, a lot of them have FB or twitters. But we don't know this and we don't look.
There are internet warriors finding isis fuckers in europe based on their blog posts and what not.
of course, since these guys will ostensibly join the donks' treason party, the deep state swamp doesn't care. teh gop doesn't care either because they count on getting a few votes too, based on voter error.
Posted by: porg herder at December 11, 2017 02:42 PM (TlvUt)
heh
Seriously, great job on the cookbook. It's great!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (ptqGC)
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What? Is it really?
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 02:42 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 02:42 PM (sX1BW)
Even Ted Kennedy would laugh at these clowns.
Posted by: Cheri at December 11, 2017 02:42 PM (oiNtH)
My guess is that ruling will be overturned in court before then.
Yes, another judge will pull some stupid ruling out but eventually its going to be hashed out like the travel ban.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 02:42 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2017 02:42 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 11, 2017 02:43 PM (Vzqe+)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 11, 2017 02:43 PM (H6eJh)
Posted by: porg herder at December 11, 2017 02:43 PM (TlvUt)
You know, it wouldn't be out character for him to wave a copy at the press corps, and then the twitterverse would track it down and find us, and then we'd get a trumpalanche.
So, I'm not saying we should all put on pants right now, just know where they are in case of emergency.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 11, 2017 02:43 PM (fuK7c)
Rick is fine, but we'll let him know you were concerned for his well-being.
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at December 11, 2017 02:43 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 02:43 PM (kNasr)
heh
Seriously, great job on the cookbook. It's great!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (ptqGC)
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What? Is it really?
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 02:42 PM (kNasr)
Did you manage to earn a barreling in the cookbook?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2017 02:43 PM (ycWCI)
3rd Mechanized Rockette Brigade.
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2017 02:44 PM (Bdeb0)
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Call them the Swisher Sweets.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 02:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 02:44 PM (EaQ6/)
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Don't be too sure about that.
Posted by: Standards Authors Sitting in the Pentagon, Dreaming of a Tranny Armed Forces at December 11, 2017 02:44 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: mercenary13 at December 11, 2017 02:44 PM (aNAvU)
Posted by: Matt Lauer's Executive Chair at December 11, 2017 02:44 PM (Vh1P6)
I've read in multiple places that a person would be in big trouble for just looking directly at HRC when she was FLOTUS. Ask any Secret Service man that had the unlucky duty to have to protect FAB.
Posted by: Cheri at December 11, 2017 02:44 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: steevy at December 11, 2017 02:36 PM (LiyEm)
Yeah, that WOULD be pretty shocking.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2017 02:44 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 02:44 PM (sX1BW)
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12 cans of diet coke per day-- Tsk tsk
12 handles of vodka per week - Hillary is the best candidate ever!!!!
Posted by: Simpleminded git of a CNN Television Presenter with no actual life experience or accomplishments at December 11, 2017 02:44 PM (Ig4Q+)
The libs, of course, are now making fun of him on social media. Keeping it classy.
I'd tell the kid that Peyton Manning had the same thing and made out pretty well.
Posted by: harry lime at December 11, 2017 02:44 PM (ALDN3)
281 269. No k9's in the area? Dogs love offal.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (fA1SL)
Dog eats his own feces....
Posted by: Zombie Vincent Vega at December 11, 2017 02:45 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 02:45 PM (Boy/L)
I've read in multiple places that a person would be in big trouble for just looking directly at HRC when she was FLOTUS. Ask any Secret Service man that had the unlucky duty to have to protect FAB.
Posted by: Cheri at December 11, 2017 02:44 PM (oiNtH)
Who on earth would want to look directly at HRC?
Posted by: Diet RC Cola at December 11, 2017 02:45 PM (7HtZB)
OT - but has anyone noticed how anti-PC Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is? I'm surprised it still gets airtime with quotes like this: "No, no, this is man's work."
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 02:44 PM (sX1BW)
Yeah but the elf that really wants to be a dentist is gay
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 11, 2017 02:46 PM (lKyWE)
Transgenders can start enlisting in the military come January per a Pentagon statement.
I hope you like buffing floors RuPaul
Posted by: x at December 11, 2017 02:46 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (xFBfz)
A-
Posted by: The Professor at December 11, 2017 02:41 PM (72PAC)
Hmph. Damned grade inflation...
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 02:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Maion Berry at December 11, 2017 02:46 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 02:46 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: harry lime at December 11, 2017 02:46 PM (ALDN3)
You probably used one of the words that trigger Pixy to assume you're spam.
Part of the fun is that you don't know which word.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 11, 2017 02:46 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Medusa at December 11, 2017 02:46 PM (vg8iE)
Please enjoy this cookbook Mr. President, compliments of a group of conservative commenters who love both food and the work you are doing hammering the left. Pow Wow Chow it is not, but we hope you enjoy it anyway!
Other Morons will have better ideas of what to write! But that's my measly contribution.
Posted by: LizLem at December 11, 2017 02:46 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: simplemind at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (UZ5UO)
All Republicans were blessed with stupid enemies. They just failed to fight them.
Apparently the Democrats had stupid enemies also.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:46 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Satan at December 11, 2017 02:47 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
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Dear President Golden Scalp Weasel Honey Badger....
Posted by: auscolpyr at December 11, 2017 02:47 PM (suO/a)
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Santa Claus is coming to town also.
Miss Jessica the school teacher. They have a whole montage scene where her life has meaning now that she has fallen in love with Kris Kringle.
Posted by: Simpleminded git of a CNN Television Presenter with no actual life experience or accomplishments at December 11, 2017 02:47 PM (+h9yQ)
Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 02:47 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Matt Lauer's Executive Chair at December 11, 2017 02:47 PM (Vh1P6)
Posted by: Cheri
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Use a shield like Perseus did.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 11, 2017 02:47 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 02:44 PM (sX1BW)
Yeah but the elf that really wants to be a dentist is gay
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Yukon is open carrying the whole time.
Posted by: Satan at December 11, 2017 02:48 PM (sX1BW)
Just for kicks I thought I'd look up the very first AoS post of Trump's candidacy, and it did not disappoint!:
Donald Trump Announces He's the Richest Candidate to Ever Run for President and Owns a Gucci and Makes Romney Look Like a Streetwhore at a Methadone Clinic
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 11, 2017 02:48 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 02:48 PM (sX1BW)
Too much of anything is bad for you, including water and oxygen.
The media is plumbing new depths every day.
Posted by: harry lime at December 11, 2017 02:48 PM (ALDN3)
It doesn't stand for qbic kilograms of mass.
I've never heard it was positively unhealthy.
The alternate sweeteners can be bad for your liver and in some tests are carcinogenic but that's usually because they feed mice nothing else and in huge quantities for months.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 02:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Maion Berry at December 11, 2017 02:48 PM (2X7pN)
Now I'm gettin' nervous. I want it to be respectful and pithy. And suggestions are appreciated.
==
we need a scribe
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 02:49 PM (QC/4S)
Live a life of butts and danger/butts and danger/Airborne Ranger!/Hollywood/Looking good/Like we should!
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2017 02:49 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 11, 2017 02:40 PM (xFBfz)
A-
Posted by: The Professor at December 11, 2017 02:41 PM (72PAC)
Hmph. Damned grade inflation...
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 02:46 PM (NWiLs)
No no no no no. Cannibals are a respected group and need positive reinforcement to overcome the ills society may have inflicted upon them.
Posted by: The Professor at December 11, 2017 02:49 PM (72PAC)
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I think your note to PDT is just perfect, Lizlem.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 11, 2017 02:49 PM (AOQ4d)
Posted by: Cheri at December 11, 2017 02:44 PM (oiNtH)
I've heard that Streisand has the same rule, but I thought that that was on humanitarian grounds.
Ask any Secret Service man that had the unlucky duty to have to protect FAB.
Pissing off people assigned to protect your life. Genius.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:49 PM (Z1eux)
Actually, Mr. O'Spades made a l'il mistake there. Trump said he owned a Gucci STORE worth more than Romney.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 11, 2017 02:49 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at December 11, 2017 02:49 PM (2X7pN)
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Which has killed more: Islamic terrorism or NutraSweet?
Which has killed more: Illegal aliens or NutraSweet?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 11, 2017 02:49 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2017 02:50 PM (HgMAr)
We, thy grateful people, present this volume, for the amusement of our Leader, and in acknowledgment of our great debt to thee and thine.
Crom and Tengri forever strengthen thy pimp hand,
The Horde
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 02:50 PM (fA1SL)
It doesn't stand for qbic kilograms of mass.
I've never heard it was positively unhealthy.
The alternate sweeteners can be bad for your liver and in some tests are carcinogenic but that's usually because they feed mice nothing else and in huge quantities for months.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 02:48 PM (39g3+)
Those tests are ridiculous. For some of them to be equivalent in terms of proportion to body mass a human being would have to consume several pounds of the stuff a day. Hell's bells, anything consumed in those quantities will kill you sooner or later.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 02:50 PM (NWiLs)
How about "Pow Wow Chow it is not, and so we hope you enjoy it even more therefore!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:50 PM (Z1eux)
Some people are really bad at playing the game "Simon Says"; their brains can't do a good job of interpreting verbal instructions into physical actions.
In teaching martial arts I have encountered a number of people who have that problem. You have to slow down and be very gentle with such people. Yelling at them and threatening to kill them makes their performance degrade horribly. Under the influence of adrenaline their attempts at following instructions - particularly when they are told both what to do and what not to do - becomes catastrophically bad, and their movements become almost random.
There is nothing wrong with such people - everyone has gaps and deficiencies in the way their brains work - or we would all be perfect. Such people certainly don't deserve to die because a couple of complete Assholes on a power trip are looking for an excuse to kill somebody.
Posted by: An Observation at December 11, 2017 02:50 PM (taXZf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2017 02:43 PM (ycWCI)
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Nope. I just asked Weasel, and he said it was a test to see if people were paying attention. Whew!
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 02:50 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Diet Pepsi at December 11, 2017 02:06 PM (QC/4S)
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The CEO of Pepsi is a POS racist ingrate. I hope the reason Trump prefers Coke is that he's aware of this.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 02:50 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 02:51 PM (QC/4S)
Well if jihad johnny blew his junk off the docs can create a woman where a guy was and pat themselves on the back for another job well done. Then he/she can go to woman's prison.
Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2017 02:16 PM (6dFYM)
Tee hee hee.
Posted by: 72 Virgins at December 11, 2017 02:51 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 02:46 PM (NWiLs)
No no no no no. Cannibals are a respected group and need positive reinforcement to overcome the ills society may have inflicted upon them.
Posted by: The Professor at December 11, 2017 02:49 PM (72PAC)
Like I said...
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 02:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front Splitter Chapter at December 11, 2017 02:51 PM (2X7pN)
............
Why?
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2017 02:50 PM (HgMAr)
Yeah. Let him take the bus.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:51 PM (Z1eux)
............
Why?
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I heard he's now a chick. More chick than Caitlyn Jenner.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 02:51 PM (sX1BW)
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he drinks it just for the taste of it (it does taste a heck of a lot better...)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 02:51 PM (QC/4S)
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US Army, here I come!!!
Posted by: Jihad Johnny Now with 100% Less Penis at December 11, 2017 02:52 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 11, 2017 02:50 PM (/qEW2)
Exactly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:52 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2017 02:50 PM (HgMAr)
So he can lawyer up, stall, get fed and spout off his insane nonsense like that shitbag Hasan.
Posted by: auscolpyr at December 11, 2017 02:52 PM (suO/a)
OT - but has anyone noticed how anti-PC Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is? I'm surprised it still gets airtime with quotes like this: "No, no, this is man's work."
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 02:44 PM (sX1BW)
Yeah but the elf that really wants to be a dentist is gay ----------
Yukon is open carrying the whole time.
Posted by: Satan at December 11, 2017 02:48 PM (sX1BW)
And the Abominable Snowman did the whole show butt naked.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 11, 2017 02:52 PM (lKyWE)
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That stupid Trump drinks his Cokes without rum!
- CNN, The Most Trusted Name In Journalism
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 02:52 PM (+y/Ru)
Now I'm gettin' nervous. I want it to be respectful and pithy. And suggestions are appreciated.
==
we need a scribe
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 02:49 PM (QC/4S)
But no Pharisees.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 02:52 PM (NWiLs)
This.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 11, 2017 02:52 PM (fuK7c)
"Ullah came to the US in 2011 on an F43 family immigrant visa, said Department of Homeland Security spokesman Tyler Houlton. He is now a lawful permanent resident. According to the State Department, F43 visas are granted to children or siblings of American citizens."
Fucking chain migration.. one of them earns their way in and then it's Katy, bar the door!.. they have hundreds of relatives who want in.. this shit has gotta stop.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 11, 2017 02:52 PM (so+oy)
Look its not good to drink craploads of any soda, diet or not. Its just not healthy. But Trump is doing fine and has for his whole life, I'm not worried about him.
I recommend being like Shelvey the ewok: lots of filtered pure cold water
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 02:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 02:53 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: An Observation at December 11, 2017 02:50 PM (taXZf)
That's damn right.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 02:53 PM (NWiLs)
I have set enough type in my life for work to know that there is ALWAYS something, Bluebell. We can have 20 copywriters editing like mad, and something still sifts through. Type is a pesky thing.
DON'T comb through it again looking for possible tweaks, that way is pure masochism and madness. It is a wonderful book, you are wonderful. Sit back and bask in the well deserved compliments and don't give it a second thought.
Fixing any waylaid mistakes (preferably with fire) is what the SECOND edition of the cookbook will be for!
Posted by: LizLem at December 11, 2017 02:53 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Mrs. Bumbles at December 11, 2017 02:53 PM (fuK7c)
>>> Now I'm gettin' nervous. I want it to be respectful and
pithy. And suggestions are appreciated. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December
11, 2017 02:32 PM (ptqGC)
Please enjoy this cookbook Mr. President, compliments of a group of
conservative commenters who love both food and the work you are doing
hammering the left. Pow Wow Chow it is not, but we hope you enjoy it
anyway!
Other Morons will have better ideas of what to write! But that's my measly contribution.
Posted by: LizLem at December 11, 2017 02:46 PM (hvf9s)
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I like that. I'll submit the note to the horde and Ace for approval before sending it to PDT.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 02:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The Professor at December 11, 2017 02:49 PM (72PAC)
Wait - shouldn't that be "Cannibal-Americans?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:54 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 11, 2017 02:54 PM (HIDKl)
Posted by: LizLem at December 11, 2017 02:53 PM (hvf9s)
Second editions are grifts.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 02:55 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah, mannitol and all the rest. It's modified so the gut can't absorb it efficiently and osmosis and microbes do the rest.
They had the same problem with fat substitutes like Olestra.
Bottom line is there is no magical solution; you've just got to exert self-control and eat less.
Posted by: harry lime at December 11, 2017 02:55 PM (ALDN3)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 02:55 PM (QC/4S)
So it's the internet's fault.
Posted by: shibumi at December 11, 2017 02:55 PM (aT+Bx)
............
Why?
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Mountain wouldn't come to Mohammad?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 02:55 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: auscolpyr at December 11, 2017 02:52 PM (suO/a)
So when is Hasan's execution, anyway? I'm hoping to get tickets.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 02:56 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 11, 2017 02:56 PM (AM1GF)
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Jnbhwbsy hebhgy njgg ? Xiejeg mgvg hjshg !
Comment redacted.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2017 02:56 PM (HySvC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 02:56 PM (fA1SL)
sorta like ralph kramden. right.
[mentioned this before but wanted to add the last bit.]
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 11, 2017 02:56 PM (Pg+x7)
Right there with you. Plus: distracts from Jesus Christ.
Its like telling your kids about vitamins and how important eating vegetables are, then someone busts in waving cookies and handing them out to everyone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 02:56 PM (39g3+)
Coca-Cola gave him the red suit.
Also, in real life he was a Turk.*
*this is an intentional move to get the Hordespergers here to debate the Turkishness of St. Nic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 11, 2017 02:57 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 02:57 PM (/tuJf)
AND WHAT WOULD HE HAVE TO BE DISGRUNTLED ABOUT IN THE UTOPIA THAT IS THE STATE AND CITY OF NEW YORK?????
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 02:57 PM (gCJeK)
Racist, why are you setting limits?
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 02:57 PM (2z74n)
I wrote to Uncle Milton like the comic book ad said, but never did get my fucking ants for the farm, so now I just have sand and a stupid plastic farm with no tunnels. Can you please execute someone for that? Also, covfefe.
With Devotion From Your Best Friend, Bigly,
Zod
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2017 02:58 PM (Bdeb0)
Now I'm gettin' nervous. I want it to be respectful and pithy. And suggestions are appreciated.
==
we need a scribe
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 02:49 PM (QC/4S)
*in calligraphy*
Be it known, that on this day of our Lord Two thousand and seventeen, the Moron Horde extends this meager offering of a cookbook of our famous victuals, and a hearty handshake. May our President, the one known as Donny Two-Scoops, enjoy these viands in their customary manner, with a red solo cup of val-u-rite. May his glorious scalp weasel grow lush and shiny.
Thank you.
Posted by: AOSHQ Scribe at December 11, 2017 02:58 PM (ycWCI)
382. Romanian Santa Claus breaks into your house and steals all your crap. He's much more believable.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 02:56 PM (fA1SL)
Dutch Santa Claus has negros instead of reindeer and they take children that have been bad to the workhouse.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 11, 2017 02:58 PM (lKyWE)
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don't all taxi drivers start out as disgruntled?
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 02:58 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 02:58 PM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at December 11, 2017 02:58 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 02:58 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 02:59 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 02:56 PM (fA1SL)
Then the populous strung him up like that last dictator they had.
Posted by: auscolpyr at December 11, 2017 02:59 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 02:59 PM (fA1SL)
Fixing any waylaid mistakes (preferably with fire) is what the SECOND edition of the cookbook will be for!
Posted by: LizLem at December 11, 2017 02:53 PM (hvf9s)
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You're very sweet, LizLem - thank you. I'll be honest, the only reason I care is because now I'm afraid we left something out that we meant to put in.
But I guess this proves what you all have known all along - we are Morons.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 02:59 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 02:57 PM (/tuJf)
Same "desert-like" Hollywood backlot, different Kubrick.
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2017 02:59 PM (Bdeb0)
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why ? it had potential..
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 02:58 PM (QC/4S)
It was in some kind of Welsh/Czech hybrid language.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 03:00 PM (NWiLs)
378 Oh my gosh, Jane, you're right! I have no idea how that happened. Yikes. Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 02:43 PM (kNasr)
I have set enough type in my life for work to know that there is ALWAYS something, Bluebell. We can have 20 copywriters editing like mad, and something still sifts through. Type is a pesky thing.
DON'T comb through it again looking for possible tweaks, that way is pure masochism and madness. It is a wonderful book, you are wonderful. Sit back and bask in the well deserved compliments and don't give it a second thought.
Fixing any waylaid mistakes (preferably with fire) is what the SECOND edition of the cookbook will be for!
Posted by: LizLem at December 11, 2017 02:53 PM (hvf9s)
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I'm afraid we have no alternative to halting production immediately and recalling the 906 paperbacks sold so far.
For the children.
Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2017 03:00 PM (Sfs6o)
I wrote to Uncle Milton like the comic book ad said, but never did
get my fucking ants for the farm, so now I just have sand and a stupid
plastic farm with no tunnels. Can you please execute someone for that?
Also, covfefe.
With Devotion From Your Best Friend, Bigly,
Zod
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2017 02:58 PM (Bdeb0)
Nice. I'll consider.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 03:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: auscolpyr at December 11, 2017 02:47 PM (suO/a)
You forgot God Emperor!
Posted by: Reddit Trump Fans at December 11, 2017 03:00 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 03:00 PM (/tuJf)
Blessings, etc ??? what kind of a scribe are you ?? Fake scribe ! *points at fake scribe*
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 03:00 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: LizLem at December 11, 2017 02:53 PM (hvf9s)
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I'm afraid we have no alternative to halting production immediately and recalling the 906 paperbacks sold so far.
For the children.
Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2017 03:00 PM (Sfs6o)
You're still going to use the lead paint though, right?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 03:01 PM (NWiLs)
OTOH, it's a good intro to The Big Guy who really actually does know if you've been sleeping, awake, bad, or good.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 03:01 PM (tRaq7)
Many years ago I read that a book with no errors had finally been published. It was titled Snakes of Hawaii. Other than the cover, the book was totally blank. Because there are no snakes indigenous to Hawaii.
Posted by: Gref at December 11, 2017 03:01 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2017 03:00 PM (Sfs6o)
Is that the actual number?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 11, 2017 03:01 PM (72PAC)
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How about the Easter Bunny? Kids aren't confused enough being taught that there are Heinz 57 sexes? We also need a rabbit that lays eggs?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 03:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 11, 2017 03:01 PM (fuK7c)
OTOH, it's a good intro to The Big Guy who really actually does know if you've been sleeping, awake, bad, or good.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 03:01 PM (tRaq7)
Bob at the NSA?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 03:01 PM (NWiLs)
Be it known, that on this day of our Lord Two thousand and
seventeen, the Moron Horde extends this meager offering of a cookbook of
our famous victuals, and a hearty handshake. May our President, the one
known as Donny Two-Scoops, enjoy these viands in their customary
manner, with a red solo cup of val-u-rite. May his glorious scalp weasel
grow lush and shiny.
Thank you.
Posted by: AOSHQ Scribe at December 11, 2017 02:58 PM (ycWCI)
*takes notes using calligraphy*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 03:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 03:00 PM (NWiLs)
no, no, I recognize ancient Hindi, with a touch of Goulash....
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 03:02 PM (QC/4S)
Gives 'home shopping' a whole other meaning.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 03:02 PM (fA1SL)
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What are they talkin' about?
I discovered a lot of trouser snakes in Hawaii.
Posted by: Barry O. at December 11, 2017 03:02 PM (vg8iE)
Edited to read: Romanian Santa Claus breaks into your house and impales you, your family, your dog, and 7,342 other unfortunates on sharpened telephone poles strewn along the cobblestone road. He's much more believable.
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2017 03:02 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 03:01 PM (NWiLs)
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We prefer!the term "non-ferrous ink"
Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2017 03:02 PM (Sfs6o)
Now I'm gettin' nervous. I want it to be respectful and pithy. And suggestions are appreciated.
Jane - You should ask Muldoon for a limerick to include in your note!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 03:02 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: space exploration! at December 11, 2017 03:02 PM (3wPE7)
Gives 'home shopping' a whole other meaning.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 03:02 PM (fA1SL)
It's the Compton of Eastern Europe.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 11, 2017 03:02 PM (NWiLs)
I bought thirty more copies.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2017 03:03 PM (tVWQB)
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Obamas excepted
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe today! Covfefe tomorrow! Covfefe forever! at December 11, 2017 03:03 PM (+y/Ru)
I'd love for PDT to wave a copy at the MSM and tell them he's giving his copy to the WH chef and ordering another for his presidential library.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 03:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2017 03:00 PM (Sfs6o)
Is that the actual number?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 11, 2017 03:01 PM (72PAC)
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Yes. That is an actual number.
Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2017 03:03 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Immigrant vet-ter at December 11, 2017 03:03 PM (h/uSM)
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It could happen, Jane!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 11, 2017 03:03 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2017 03:03 PM (/tuJf)
I bought thirty more copies.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2017 03:03 PM (tVWQB)
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I was just thinking the same thing. It will be like those stamps that occasionally get printed upside down. Just like that!
We meant to do it all along!
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 03:04 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 11, 2017 03:04 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2017 03:03 PM (Sfs6o)
That's what you think.
Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at December 11, 2017 03:04 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: mikeyslaw at December 11, 2017 03:04 PM (JZJ9v)
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2017 03:04 PM (2z74n)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 02:57 PM (gCJeK)
IKR? They have a liberal governor, mayor, voting population...it oughtta be frikkin' utopia over there! And yet it's all bomb voyage.
Posted by: LizLem at December 11, 2017 03:04 PM (hvf9s)
Jane - You should ask Muldoon for a limerick to include in your note!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2017 03:02 PM (W+vEI)
Great idea!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2017 03:04 PM (ptqGC)
I am WOMAN! Hear me... er... well... I guess... uh, whine about some Meanie McMeaniePants calling me a bad name.
To which I can only respond - grow-up SugarTits.
Posted by: DocJ at December 11, 2017 03:04 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: auscolpyr at December 11, 2017 02:47 PM (suO/a)
You forgot God Emperor!
Posted by: Reddit Trump Fans at December 11, 2017 03:00 PM (hvf9s)
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Breaker of Masks.
Posted by: Immigrant vet-ter at December 11, 2017 03:04 PM (h/uSM)
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yes, so when will you be experimenting with those recipes ? ....asking for a friend ....
Posted by: runner at December 11, 2017 03:04 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2017 03:05 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: GregV61 at December 11, 2017 03:05 PM (MoJlY)
Coca-Cola gave him the red suit.
Also, in real life he was a Turk.*
*this is an intentional move to get the Hordespergers here to debate the Turkishness of St. Nic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 11, 2017 02:57 PM (fuK7c)
Also, something about a fistfight at the Council of Nicaea. (Or was it Chalcedon?)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2017 03:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 11, 2017 03:05 PM (AURKQ)
May he drink it quickly before the cup starts getting all rubbery and melts through the bottom.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 03:05 PM (tRaq7)
906 paperbacks and 206 eBooks for 1,112 units total. Amazing.
Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2017 03:05 PM (Sfs6o)
Fuckin' A.
James Hansen, you may eat a BOD.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 03:05 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 03:06 PM (39g3+)
OTOH, it's a good intro to The Big Guy who really actually does know if you've been sleeping, awake, bad, or good.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 11, 2017 03:01 PM (tRaq7)
Bob at the NSA?
I just monitor, I don't pass judgment.
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at December 11, 2017 03:06 PM (IcT7t)
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Great hiring standards.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2017 03:06 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2017 03:06 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: goon at December 11, 2017 03:06 PM (EaQ6/)
Yes, that's just what I was going for, but we're willowed again.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 11, 2017 03:06 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 03:06 PM (H8S+R)
But I can't eat shrimp.
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 03:07 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2017 03:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 11, 2017 03:08 PM (Jj+59)
MAGA
clean out the swamp.
Posted by: blind leading the blind at December 11, 2017 03:09 PM (DOPuI)
Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 11, 2017 03:09 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: porg herder at December 11, 2017 03:10 PM (TlvUt)
nice snark. And Obama politely requested during his 8 years.
Posted by: ryan at December 11, 2017 03:11 PM (blRcL)
Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2017 03:13 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2017 03:14 PM (Sfs6o)
On the bright side, I think this enhances our Moron cred.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 03:14 PM (kNasr)
Clearly we need a gruntling program. A few billion a year should cover it. For starters.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 03:15 PM (Z1eux)
On the bright side, I think this enhances our Moron cred.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 03:14 PM (kNasr)
I think it's perfect! So, Horde like.
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2017 03:15 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2017 03:16 PM (Sfs6o)
Isn't that on the historical marker at the Tower of Babel?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2017 03:06 PM (H8S+R)
I thought it was the motto of Yugoslavia.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 11, 2017 03:16 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 03:16 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2017 03:17 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 03:17 PM (kNasr)
I think Tito's motto was along the lines of "get along with your neighbors or I'll murder you".
We in the West thought that was a bit harsh at the time, but history is a bitch.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 11, 2017 03:18 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2017 03:18 PM (Sfs6o)
Triple post, one of which has gotten separated from the others? Absolutely in the best HQ tradition.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 11, 2017 03:19 PM (rp9xB)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 03:20 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 11, 2017 03:19 PM (rp9xB)
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The only thing we forgot was to make one of them all bold, and the other all in italics. Next time!
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 03:21 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2017 03:22 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Johnny at December 11, 2017 03:23 PM (kUotE)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 03:23 PM (kNasr)
I am setting a personal best for getting willowed today.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 11, 2017 03:23 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 03:24 PM (kNasr)
I told you offline, blame CBD.
You don't even need a reason.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 11, 2017 03:24 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Editor's Anonymous at December 11, 2017 03:24 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Editor's Anonymous at December 11, 2017 03:25 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 03:25 PM (kNasr)
It's all good, honey, I cleaned the place up a little when I found out.
Now that we're willowed and it's just us girls do you want the story of why I'm so happy that the carrot chili made the fronstpiece?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 11, 2017 03:26 PM (fuK7c)
Real bluebells post in triplicate.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 03:26 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 03:27 PM (kNasr)
So, I'd been invited in and alex and I were e-mailing offline directly but she hadn't given me her phone # yet and she mentioned texting with BC. And I said "you gave your phone number to that whore BC and not to me?"
So, "that whore BC" is still how I refer to him. She told him that she was going to MoMe as my date. He thought he was being sly and wrote me "so? anything new you want to tell me?"
And I replied "has she told you we have a Styleguide way of referring to you?"
Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 11, 2017 03:32 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at December 11, 2017 03:33 PM (g02EW)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 03:33 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: The Mass Media can EABOD at December 11, 2017 03:34 PM (g02EW)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 11, 2017 03:35 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, in touch with his toxic masculinity in his desire to oppress someone at December 11, 2017 03:36 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: At the Umad Apt. at December 11, 2017 03:37 PM (6dFYM)
Posted by: FBI at December 11, 2017 03:38 PM (6dFYM)
I'm still not sure what a Q rating is, bit this Megan woman now sitting on me is packing more than Matt ever did.Posted by: Matt Lauer's Executive Chair at December 11, 2017 02:44 PM (Vh1P6)
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I always wanted to bury my head in Matt Lauer's ass, I guess this is as close as I'll get.
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