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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (12/9/17) Lacking Current Events and Politics Edition
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So, good fences make good neighbors and some Millennials do have beliefs.
You thought this was an awkward book?
Per bluebell and weasel, "We will split the net proceeds 50/50 between Toys for Tots and Fisher House."
Its Saturday night, let's have a few chuckles. Fails.
Unless you're born a Gates or a Rockefeller, you've probably known debt. With the debt did you ever have a collection agency pestering you? Have you ever had a debt collection firm after you when you didn't have a debt? One man fought back.
On the morning a debt collector threatened to rape his wife, Andrew Therrien was working from home, in a house with green shutters on a cul-de-sac in a small Rhode Island town. Tall and stocky, with a buzz cut and a square, friendly face, Therrien was a salesman for a promotions company. He’d always had an easy rapport with people over the phone, and on that day, in February 2015, he was calling food vendors to talk about grocery store giveaways.
Therrien was interrupted midpitch by a call from his wife. She’d gotten a voicemail from an authoritative-sounding man saying Therrien was in some kind of trouble. “I need to verify an address to present you with your formal claim,” the man had said. “Andrew Therrien, you are officially notified.”
Jokingly The ONT refers to them as basement savers. Once in awhile they save more than basements. Sometimes they save
Five firefighters spent an hour working to release a YouTube prankster who had cemented his head inside a microwave oven. The 22-year-old and a group of friends mixed seven bags of Polyfilla before pouring it around his head, which was protected by a plastic bag inside the appliance. Their intention was to use the microwave as a mould. By the time emergency services were called at 1.49pm on Wednesday to the garage of a house in Fordhouses, Wolverhampton, the group had already been trying to free him for 90 minutes.
Having sex with a corpse doesn't require one to register as a sex offender. Huh? Who knew?
In a bid to wake up his dead girlfriend, a man from Connecticut landed behind bars as he had sex with the deceased. The 39-year-old Aaron Graser has been sentenced to a year in prison after he pleaded guilty to fourth-degree sexual assault of a corpse and violation of probation Tuesday at Superior Court in Danielson. However, he was spared from being registered on the state’s sex offender list because according to the judge the case did not require any registration with regards to public safety as per the available facts. Graser’s girlfriend was found dead by the Willimantic police in January. The police investigated the matter after they received a 911 call about a dead woman. They had also found heroin and needles around the woman. Later, an autopsy report confirmed that the woman had died a couple of hours before 911 was called and that the woman was dead when Graser had sex with her. The Hartford Courant reported that the prosecutor said to the judge, “Graser had sex with a woman who had expired.”Well she was always frigid your honor.
You weren't a mistake, and here is the proof by your name.
Do you like Star Wars? Do you like Calvin & Hobbs? If you answered yes to both, You will really enjoy this. h/t Hank Curmudgeon
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Multiples of Tequila.
Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC home of the Valu-Rite Margarita.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 09:56 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2017 09:59 PM (IeGUX)
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Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2017 10:01 PM (XIpsB)
Posted by: Ruthless at December 09, 2017 10:01 PM (wjmTS)
But of course he did Cars because the crowd would have burned down the venue had he not.
Here's My Name is Ruin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHomCiPFknY
That's his daughter Persia in the video.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 10:01 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 09, 2017 10:01 PM (ILitO)
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Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 09, 2017 10:02 PM (nWc4E)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:03 PM (5kNdv)
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2017 10:03 PM (ANIFC)
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Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 09, 2017 10:04 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 09, 2017 10:05 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:05 PM (5kNdv)
Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2017 10:06 PM (XIpsB)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2017 10:07 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2017 10:07 PM (XIpsB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2017 10:07 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 09, 2017 10:08 PM (e9G8E)
So the key to boffo book sales is apparently Horde-sourced content and a cover by Bandersnatch.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 10:08 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 09, 2017 10:08 PM (kNasr)
There's another Christopher Taylor living in Oregon with the same social security number as me, except for one digit. One number difference, 7 instead of 6. He had a student loan, too.
I ended up paying his loan for almost a year, and never knew until they started sending me nastygrams for not paying. The kind fellow didn't bother refunding anything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 09, 2017 10:08 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 09, 2017 10:08 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 09, 2017 10:09 PM (5wCUq)
Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2017 10:09 PM (PRM97)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 09, 2017 10:09 PM (nWc4E)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 09, 2017 10:09 PM (+ldAm)
My last landline phone number previously belonged to a deadbeat woman. Got calls for her from collection agencies, robo calls informing of state action against her, robocalls about a required appearance in court, for two years - the entire time I had the number. Again and again I would tell them I don't know this woman, if she gave this number she has since moved on or lied, please correct your records. Nothing worked.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2017 10:09 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 09, 2017 10:10 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 09, 2017 10:10 PM (6FqZa)
Thanks for an awesome job well done to all!
Posted by: Long Running Fool at December 09, 2017 10:10 PM (oSjOY)
https://youtu.be/uyrZZNcnKaA
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:10 PM (5kNdv)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Are you willing to barter your Valu-Rite?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 09, 2017 10:10 PM (5wCUq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at December 09, 2017 10:11 PM (Zd2ZF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2017 10:11 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2017 10:11 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 09, 2017 10:09 PM (nWc4E)
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No, we self-published it through them, and at this point that's the only way it can be purchased.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 09, 2017 10:11 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 09, 2017 10:12 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:12 PM (5kNdv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor (OR) at December 09, 2017 10:12 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 09, 2017 10:12 PM (5wCUq)
Posted by: josephistan
Did you get to second base with any of them?
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2017 10:13 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: linduh at December 09, 2017 10:13 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 09, 2017 10:13 PM (nWc4E)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2017 10:13 PM (0ogQG)
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Mmmmmm....Boobies......
Posted by: Side draft at December 09, 2017 10:14 PM (U3QRr)
The Phantom Menace is 18 years old this year. Finally, we can try it as an adult.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 10:14 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Methos at December 09, 2017 10:14 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:15 PM (5kNdv)
http://www.e2046.com/p/21749/
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:12 PM (5kNdv)
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I approve of the boots. But be careful where you stuff that thing. Ouch!
If you ever do secure Bander's talents, watch out -- he'll put booby pix in there.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 10:15 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:14 PM (39g3+)
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*golf clap*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 10:16 PM (qJtVm)
to get my cookbook today, then tomorrow, now it's MONDAY??? I want to
speak with a supervisor about this, right now!!!
Posted by: linduh at December 09, 2017 10:13 PM (kufk0)
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I ordered right away as soon as they came out. Was that Thursday? It told me right off the bat - Kindle delivery Sunday. Paperback delivery Monday.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2017 10:16 PM (lwiT4)
I used to get junk mail for him too, which did not endear me to the bank that had my student loan.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:16 PM (39g3+)
They dragged poor Jeff Goldblum into this eh?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2017 10:16 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 09, 2017 10:05 PM (O5Q3r)
It would be nice if it wouldn't got to such arrogant turds like Mayfield and Manziel.
Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2017 10:17 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
Fat, drunk, and unemployed is no way to go through life son.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 09, 2017 10:17 PM (5wCUq)
I want it to go to a fellow Deplorable.
Your book will surely be the hit of the party.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 10:17 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 09, 2017 10:18 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:14 PM
It is only guilty of being awesome. You nerds just don't get it. It's my masterpiece.
Posted by: george lucas at December 09, 2017 10:18 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 09, 2017 10:18 PM (MINbv)
Maybe should ask Bander that once the SF story is ever finished.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:19 PM (5kNdv)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 09, 2017 10:19 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at December 09, 2017 10:20 PM (e9G8E)
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Link is malformed.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 09, 2017 10:20 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 09, 2017 10:20 PM (kNasr)
Ditto the thanks to bluebell and the others (weasel?) for getting it together, and all those who contributed recipes.
Can't wait to read it!
Posted by: April at December 09, 2017 10:21 PM (e8PP1)
The Hidden Fortress is awesome. Star Wars was supposed to be a reboot of the Saturday matinee serial loaded with extra fun and explosions. But no George, you just had to 'improve' it.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:21 PM (5kNdv)
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Link is malformed.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
Just show me one, and I'll imagine the other.
Posted by: Rodney Carrington at December 09, 2017 10:21 PM (5wCUq)
Per IMDB, schizophrenia (diagnosed in 2015) and some outbursts.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2017 10:21 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 09, 2017 10:21 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2017 10:21 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 09, 2017 10:22 PM (ErN1Q)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 09, 2017 10:22 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2017 10:22 PM (2K6fY)
They dragged poor Jeff Goldblum into this eh?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2017 10:16 PM
I saw that. It looks like it might be better than the last one, but... still got that stupid "trained raptors as pets" thing. I got a rush when the Carnotaurus showed up, though. Finally, they give us the Carnotaurus! But it looks like it's around for 60 seconds before it gets offed by that screen hog T-rex. Boo!
Posted by: otho at December 09, 2017 10:23 PM (qGuLD)
from the article:
"If it's just about me, I don't particularly give a f---," he tells me, with an incongruous laugh. "You call my wife, and you call my grandparents? You just opened up a door that got really f---ing ugly, and now I'm going to make sure that I just ruin your life."
Therrien is like a financial version of Liam Neeson in Taken.
Posted by: Hands Solo at December 09, 2017 10:23 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 09, 2017 10:10 PM (6FqZa)
I was disappointed to hear that he was going to direct Episode 9 as well. He did an ok job for the reboot but its obvious he has no sense of space and time, no pun intended. Everything is fast and immediate, no breathing room between scenes that should have some idea of the passage of at least some time. And as for space, well look at him having Spock on some planet to watch the destruction of Vulcan and treat it like it was a moon. And then Starkiller base send an interstellar blast to destroy the New Republic capital world that everyone has no problem witnessing.
Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2017 10:23 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2017 10:21 PM (W+vEI)
Damn. I was hoping he was an accountant in Boise. Hollywood probably did not help anything.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2017 10:23 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at December 09, 2017 10:24 PM (7EyuQ)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 09, 2017 10:24 PM (kNasr)
The movie "Fanboys,"about the Star Wars nerds who set off on a cross country trip to get a sneak peak of The Phantom Menace, is better than the Phantom Menace.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2017 10:24 PM (W+vEI)
He does not do too bad on some of the desert planet stuff, but there is definitely no "Two Suns" moment in the film where the movie just lets the music and visuals do their thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2017 10:25 PM (ycWCI)
That is sad, he did a pretty good job as a little determined kid. Better than that awful kid in Terminator 2 at least.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: linduh at December 09, 2017 10:25 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 09, 2017 10:25 PM (hMwEB)
The Hidden Fortress is awesome. Star Wars was supposed to be a reboot of the Saturday matinee serial loaded with extra fun and explosions. But no George, you just had to 'improve' it.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:21 PM
Shut up. I did improve it. It's my vision and I'm a genius. Who the hell are you? I bet you didn't even buy the action figures. Did you buy Kitt Fisto? No? Then.... shut up.
Posted by: george lucas at December 09, 2017 10:27 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:27 PM (5kNdv)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 09, 2017 10:27 PM (NWiLs)
^
I ask you, on what other smart military blog are you gonna find superb comments like this?
Posted by: Hands Solo at December 09, 2017 10:27 PM (EzdLW)
Good slam.
Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2017 10:27 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 09, 2017 10:27 PM (1KdEL)
They sent me a letter saying that by X date I must bring in completed form XYZ -which was a to the minute, p&l tax form combined along with every penny I made and spent for the last quarter - I was liable.
Oh, Be sure to bring enough cash to pay money owed, plus fine, plus interest.
Oh, and if you do not comply we will garnish your wages, take everything you own except for the bare necessities of life and your work transportation. And we will come every week and take any thing else you may have accumulated until we are satisfied.
Signed,
Insatiable
Posted by: gNewt at December 09, 2017 10:28 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: george lucas at December 09, 2017 10:27 PM (qGuLD)
Nope, but I've got fisting kits!
Posted by: Kevin Jennings, Safe Schools Czar and Perv at December 09, 2017 10:28 PM (NWiLs)
Think of an indie producer with sh!tloads of cash and a deep installed base of technology.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 09, 2017 10:28 PM (6FqZa)
A couple of memorable ones -- The guy that had lost his wallet. Without ever claiming any LEO connection, I asked him a few questions. First though, I mentioned that I *might* be able to help. Final question -- How much money was in the wallet? When informed there was none, I told him that I could be of no help, and try the Sheriff's office. He was not happy.
The other one was a guy on a rant mission. He ranted and raved about my unprofessionalism, about prior service, about the full moon, you name it. I listened patiently until he wound down, then told him he had the wrong number. Then I asked if he felt like a total dumbass, and he said Yes.
I changed numbers soon after that one.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2017 10:29 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:29 PM (5kNdv)
... oh man, The Phantom Menace was The Room before The Room . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 09, 2017 10:29 PM (6FqZa)
I "stole" a huge tin of gourmet cookies from another guest at the party, and then had it stolen from me.
One of the ladies at my table had purchased the exact same tin of cookies, and her gift was still over on the table. She told which one it was, so I ended up with a YUGE tine of cookies after all.
Santa was good to me tonight!
Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2017 10:29 PM (XIpsB)
http://tinyurl.com/y8fowxow
A bit more information and as usual, its more complicated and a harder call than it initially seems. The idiot sergeant yelling orders probably is more guilty than the cop.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:29 PM (39g3+)
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I love DP as much now as when I was a Final Net fire hazard with a clove ciggie dangling from my black lipsticked lips.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 10:30 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:31 PM (5kNdv)
Posted by: gNewt at December 09, 2017 10:31 PM (Uytaa)
98 Yeah George. He started to take himself seriously. If he'd just stuck with "whee lets make movies!!" it would have been fine but he started to think he was an auteur or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:28 PM (39g3+)
George needs what most of these directors need when they get big. Someone to tell them "no" and "that's a stupid idea"
Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2017 10:31 PM (cAnNx)
http://tinyurl.com/y8fowxow
A bit more information and as usual, its more complicated and a harder call than it initially seems. The idiot sergeant yelling orders probably is more guilty than the cop.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:29 PM (39g3+)
Link is broke.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 09, 2017 10:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: the Light Brigade at December 09, 2017 10:31 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Tobacco Road
Is it really you, TR?
You've been missed! Welcome Home!
Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2017 10:31 PM (XIpsB)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at December 09, 2017 10:31 PM (7EyuQ)
Think of an indie producer with sh!tloads of cash and a deep installed base of technology.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 09, 2017 10:28 PM (6FqZa)
Yeah, but whether it was Indie or not, the kid was in that world.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2017 10:32 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 09, 2017 10:32 PM (mMeIQ)
They need to put pressure relief valves on those boob implants. It could dump right through the nipples.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 10:32 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2017 10:24 PM
No movie is better than The Phantom Menace. It's the Citizen Kane of movies, but better than Citizen Kane. That boring flick didn't even have a Gungan in it
Posted by: george lucas at December 09, 2017 10:33 PM (qGuLD)
You've been missed! Welcome Home!
Posted by: ALH
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Tis I, indeed. How you, ALH? Thought I would drop in.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 09, 2017 10:33 PM (1KdEL)
They need to put pressure relief valves on those boob implants. It could dump right through the nipples.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 10:32 PM (8O3HH)
Spigots, like on a coffee urn.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 09, 2017 10:33 PM (NWiLs)
https://www.redstate.com/patterico/2017/12/09/shooting-daniel-shaver-law-enforcement-perspective/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 09, 2017 10:25 PM (hMwEB)
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I owned a collections and payday loan place for 5 years, ending in 2015. Worst gig I ever had, and that is saying a lot. It was profitable, but the cost was your soul, given what you had to do.
Never again.
Posted by: Side draft at December 09, 2017 10:33 PM (U3QRr)
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I love DP as much now
I need to spend less time on the internet. I stopped reading there.
Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2017 10:34 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 10:34 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:27 PM (5kNdv)
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Yes I did. Maybe we could pool our resources?
"Adopte un Château wants to crowdsource heritage home preservation in an effort to save and restore France's more than 30,000 aging castlelike properties — some dating back to the Middle Ages, many of them currently abandoned or in complete ruin."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 10:34 PM (qJtVm)
It's going to be a great Christmas!
What have you been doing lately? Gosh, it's good to talk to you!
Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2017 10:35 PM (XIpsB)
I'm trying to remember. A while back there was some controversy about boob implants. They wouldn't allow any women with implants to do something, maybe a job, or some activity, because of fear of a rupturing accident.
Well, there you go. It can happen.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 10:35 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: booknlass at December 09, 2017 10:35 PM (CXrpl)
And that debt collection story is stunning. Thank you. Hmm, I need to talk to my wife.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 10:35 PM (hyuyC)
Radar, and friends local pics on the intertoobz, looks like you got hammered.
With the white stuff
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 09, 2017 10:35 PM (1KdEL)
Apparently that person was his wife, and she was also a film editor. She made some crucial decisions/suggestions in his earlier films. But they got divorced, and then she died, so....
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2017 10:35 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 09, 2017 10:31 PM (NWiLs)
Worked fine for me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2017 10:35 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 09, 2017 10:36 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at December 09, 2017 10:36 PM (7EyuQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 10:36 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:29 PM
That was unfairly lambasted by cretins. It's not my fault that they couldn't grasp the underlying social philosophy of ducks with boobs.
Posted by: george lucas at December 09, 2017 10:36 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 09, 2017 10:37 PM (5tSKk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 10:37 PM (qJtVm)
It's going to be a great Christmas!
What have you been doing lately? Gosh, it's good to talk to you!
Posted by: ALH
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Congrats on the cookbook!
I sneak in here very once in a while. I read more, and post lots less.
Mod a local gun forum. Pay tuition for two TR Jr.s, shoot pistol matches every weekend...
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 09, 2017 10:38 PM (1KdEL)
Posted by: t-bird at December 09, 2017 10:38 PM (JpBi9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: concrete girl at December 09, 2017 10:39 PM (kCbAY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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I have three words for that.
Ugh.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 09, 2017 10:39 PM (1KdEL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:39 PM (5kNdv)
https://www.redstate.com/patterico/2017/12/09/shooting-daniel-shaver-law-enforcement-perspective/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:33 PM (39g3+)
I've been following the story and watched the video. To me, that was a murder. The cop who shot him had been itching to shoot somebody and be did. He'd had the ejection port cover of his rifle engraved to read "You're Fucked" when it popped open. The whole thing was utter bullshit and Patterico needs to take the cop dick out of his mouth.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 09, 2017 10:39 PM (NWiLs)
I realize he probably was simply "done" with Calvin... but geeeeze!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 09, 2017 10:40 PM (5tSKk)
The busted boob link: Copy the link to the clipboard. There's some mess than gets before the URL. Might be some browser link following issue. With Chrome here, I get an error message from the mu.nu site about path not found.
Just delete the characters before the url and paste that in the address bar.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 10:40 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 09, 2017 10:31 PM (NWiLs)
Worked fine for me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2017 10:35 PM (ycWCI)
God damn one percenters...
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 09, 2017 10:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: concrete girl at December 09, 2017 10:40 PM (kCbAY)
"Adopte un Chateau wants to crowdsource heritage home preservation in an effort to save and restore France's more than 30,000 aging castlelike properties -- some dating back to the Middle Ages, many of them currently abandoned or in complete ruin."
If I had Bill Gates money, I'd build a castle. A new one, but using old style design. Defensible, but modern. Looks like a castle, but has running water and power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: concrete girl
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Thank you, m'am. Always nice to be welcomed.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 09, 2017 10:40 PM (1KdEL)
Posted by: booknlass at December 09, 2017 10:35 PM (CXrpl)
Where can I get a copy? Asking for a friend
Posted by: U.S. Seventh Fleet at December 09, 2017 10:41 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Citizen Jar Jar at December 09, 2017 10:41 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 10:41 PM (w1zJX)
https://www.redstate.com/patterico/2017/12/09/shooting-daniel-shaver-law-enforcement-perspective/
***********************
I think if you break up a link with the enter key it eliminates the wrap around. Maybe we can get some feed back.
Like this: https://www.redstate.com
/patterico/2017/12/09/shooting-
daniel-shaver-law-enforcement-perspective/
It's also easier to assemble than eliminating spaces.
Posted by: gNewt at December 09, 2017 10:42 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 09, 2017 10:42 PM (S6Pax)
style design. Defensible, but modern. Looks like a castle, but has
running water and power.
............
So basically a Disney Cinderella Castle?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 09, 2017 10:43 PM (5tSKk)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Probably those frigid temperatures you're having.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 10:43 PM (w1zJX)
This implies the book has already made a profit! Way to go Horde.
My wife looked at the cover, and as a professional librarian, wondered how it was to be filed in a library.
Me: Like put on a shelf? Shelved?
Her: Why are you chortling?
Me: The Ewok has thisthing about shelving.
Her: Hunh? Are you OK?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 10:43 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Citizen Jar Jar at December 09, 2017 10:41 PM
See? This guy gets it. That tedious flick needed dialogue like this.
Posted by: george lucas at December 09, 2017 10:43 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
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Most recently, an 8 string guitar and 6 string base. But we are supposed to meet between the coast and here later this week for a little trigger time.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 09, 2017 10:43 PM (1KdEL)
Posted by: Michael Scott! at December 09, 2017 10:44 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at December 09, 2017 10:44 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 09, 2017 10:12 PM (hMwEB)
Of course they are silly
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2017 10:44 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Probably those frigid temperatures you're having.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 10:43 PM (w1zJX)
The cables must be frozen. Seriously though, for FL this is fairly chilly. I'm enjoying it, however. It's a nice change of pace.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 09, 2017 10:44 PM (NWiLs)
But without as many sparkles. And no "its a small world" playing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:45 PM (5kNdv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2017 10:45 PM (3/sUh)
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Hey you. Fine job you do around here every night. You'll be running the place soon.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 09, 2017 10:45 PM (1KdEL)
My wife looked at the cover, and as a professional librarian, wondered how it was to be filed in a library.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 10:43 PM (hyuyC)
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Salty, it has! We actually hit the break-even point in the first 24 hours. We were blown away.
How would it filed? Golly, I think it's in a category by itself. Trust me when I say it's one of a kind
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 09, 2017 10:46 PM (kNasr)
Have a serene night, and may your teenagers be shoveling snow (if applicable).
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 10:46 PM (hyuyC)
there was a surprise new collection agency on there. I disputed it, after calling the supposed creditor and finding out they hadn't put my account into collections, and last week, it was gone from my report.
it was weird. All I did was go online, dispute them, and write a letter saying so. I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop, though.
Posted by: booknlass at December 09, 2017 10:46 PM (CXrpl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:46 PM (5kNdv)
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Hey you. Fine job you do around here every night. You'll be running the place soon.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 09, 2017 10:45 PM (1KdEL)
We're not supposed to have a favorite, but if it was allowed, MisHum would be mine.
Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2017 10:47 PM (XIpsB)
How would it filed? Golly, I think it's in a category by itself. Trust me when I say it's one of a kind
Posted by: bluebell
Who did you blow away now?
Woman, can't you stay out of trouble?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 09, 2017 10:47 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Tobacco Road
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*oops*
I conflated things. Thought he was the one shooting.
As I recall, you parted from Carolina Shooters, got a link to the current forum?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 10:47 PM (w1zJX)
http://www.e2046.com/p/22719/
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:45 PM (5kNdv)
Time to sell my soul.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 09, 2017 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 09, 2017 10:47 PM (S6Pax)
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No. *trudges back to jail cell*
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 09, 2017 10:48 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 09, 2017 10:04 PM (kNasr)
++++
I see they have added the Look Inside feature. Nice! I would suggest that the book's index also be part of the preview.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 09, 2017 10:48 PM (FUu/Z)
We're not supposed to have a favorite, but if it was allowed, MisHum would be mine.
Posted by: ALH
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I have willed our dog to MH. If we die in a flaming car crash, a crate will arrive at his house.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 10:49 PM (w1zJX)
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Railguns
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2017 10:50 PM (iJHPU)
Okay do I want to wade through 115 reviews of the cookbook to find the one 1-star review?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:50 PM (5kNdv)
We do have an index, but it's by contributor, not recipe title. You have to trust me when I say that many of the titles would not give you a clue as to what the dish is.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 09, 2017 10:50 PM (kNasr)
It was a thread yesterday afternoon. Someone said something about DM being goth and I said nope and on it went....
Posted by: linduh at December 09, 2017 10:50 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 10:51 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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We started another forum a year ago when they sold CSC to a west coast media company, owned by a leftist Canadian newspaper. We took an intimate group of 1500 with us to the new forum, raised enough money to run it for years, and then half the staff got ticked with the other half of the staff a few months later, and we left there in September. We have a remnant, coincidentally called carolinaremnant.com
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 09, 2017 10:51 PM (1KdEL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) a
It's worth it.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 09, 2017 10:52 PM (5wCUq)
I requested a credit freeze from all three, Trans Union, Experian, and Equifax at the same time. All necessaries are complete and I have pin #s for the first two. Equifax, the laggard losers, have yet to respond.
Posted by: gNewt at December 09, 2017 10:52 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 09, 2017 10:04 PM (kNasr)
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My copy will be delivered on Monday. But if it doesn't meet my expectations, then people will have to answer for it.
Certain people.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2017 10:52 PM (iJHPU)
I think she's doing the spy thing wrong
http://www.e2046.com/p/Selvaria+Bles+Bunny+
Spy+Version/28747/
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:52 PM (5kNdv)
Actually what I said was that Depeche Mode's fans were goth vegan soy boys.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:53 PM (39g3+)
https://www.boredpanda.com/lazy-christmas-decorations/
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 10:53 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2017 10:53 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: RickZ at December 09, 2017 10:53 PM (BIsma)
I think she's doing the spy thing wrong
http://www.e2046.com/p/Selvaria+Bles+Bunny+Spy+
Version/28747/
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:52 PM (5kNdv)
Well, quantity is a quality all it's own.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 09, 2017 10:54 PM (ycWCI)
Although it's quite worth reading every review on there, as well as the comments to it. It's one long continuing open thread. I love it.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 09, 2017 10:54 PM (kNasr)
Straight up murder.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 09, 2017 10:54 PM (2DOZq)
It's the least I could do
I didn't want the SPORK shiv treatment
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2017 10:54 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Tobacco Road
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Got it.
Yikes. Busy site.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 10:54 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at December 09, 2017 10:55 PM (7EyuQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 09, 2017 10:43 PM (hyuyC)
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Is she a naughty professional librarian?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 10:55 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:56 PM (5kNdv)
i'm pretty uneducated about money stuff.
Posted by: booknlass at December 09, 2017 10:56 PM (CXrpl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 10:53 PM (qJtVm)
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I love that! The Coke can Nativity may be my fave.
Posted by: bluebell ~ get cooking, Horde! at December 09, 2017 10:56 PM (kNasr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2017 10:56 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: buzzion at December 09, 2017 10:31 PM (cAnNx)
His shit got all retarded immediately after he divorced his then wife. She kept him in check.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at December 09, 2017 10:56 PM (2kiKp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
We don't need no steenking paperwork señor.
Posted by: Sinaloa Cartel at December 09, 2017 10:57 PM (5wCUq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:57 PM (5kNdv)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 10:58 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: linduh at December 09, 2017 10:58 PM (kufk0)
http://www.e2046.com/p/Policewoman+Akiko/28548/
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 10:57 PM (5kNdv)
Holy...
*looks for a liquor store to rob*
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 09, 2017 10:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: concrete girl
I'm easily entertained. And, I have some sympathy for the dispatchers at the sheriff's office after 6 months of calls.
Cost me 50 bucks to change my number too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2017 10:59 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 10:08 PM (39g3+)
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How did that escape your notice?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 09, 2017 10:59 PM (t5m5e)
http://www.nekomagic.com/?p=21473
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 11:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 11:00 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) a
It's worth it.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 09, 2017 10:52 PM (5wCUq)
++++
If you go to the graphic showing you how many reviews there are of each type, the "1 Star" label is a clickable link that will take you to just the one star reviews.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 09, 2017 11:00 PM (FUu/Z)
https://www.boredpanda.com/cats-crashing-nativity-scenes/
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 11:00 PM (qJtVm)
Why would I notice until they started complaining I wasn't paying my bills? How closely do you look at the numbers and exact information on your documentation? It was 6 out of 7 digits exactly the same with the same name. I figured a bank would have their act together.
I was never in any way goth....what about you JROD or CaliGirl?
Nah, not all of them. Just the ones I knew.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 11:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: concrete girl
I'm easily entertained. And, I have some sympathy for the dispatchers at the sheriff's office after 6 months of calls.
Cost me 50 bucks to change my number too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2017 10:59 PM (0ogQG)
So you had 911?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2017 11:02 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I did the same thing, except instead of dog, I put 'credit card bills'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2017 11:02 PM (0ogQG)
But, Star Trek's "Catspaw" is now on MeTV.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2017 11:02 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: ibguy at December 09, 2017 11:03 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 11:03 PM (5kNdv)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at December 09, 2017 11:03 PM (7EyuQ)
And, re that "kitchen themed" BLP ideas from the last thread. That rung a bell, and I found it. Kbdabear had posted some sets of that heels and apron and nothing much else a while back.
I'd save them. The file creation date was 11/19/17, so it wasn't that long ago.
They were saving worthy. Just in case any one is interested. If he sees this, maybe he can repost or link.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 11:03 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: GnuBreed
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Might cost less. Might.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 11:04 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Police departments usually have a local, non-emergency number. Mine was one digit off from THAT number. I got 1-2 calls a day.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2017 11:05 PM (0ogQG)
From dear friend Roni earlier today:
"Joyce is slowly adjusting to her Optune Cap, but today is an "off" treatment day, so we were out and about. Because of the battery pack, there is a learning curve, that Joyce and Hubby will figure out. She's able to get out with it "on", but just needs to be aware when batteries need to be changed, etc.
Joyce had a ball at Aldi's and we made homemade granola. Daughter has a new job riding horses, which she loves. She is looking so beautiful and happy. Joyce looks so bohemian in her "beanie."
Thank, Roni!
[Horde: To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family]
Posted by: ibguy at December 09, 2017 11:06 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 11:06 PM (5kNdv)
That shit really bores me to tears.
Posted by: Joe Wagner at December 09, 2017 11:08 PM (Iwcb2)
I love you & Hammer
Here's hoping you stay away from blazing car wrecks!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2017 11:08 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at December 09, 2017 11:09 PM (lLeln)
Posted by: geoffb at December 09, 2017 11:09 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 11:10 PM (5kNdv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 11:10 PM (5OO3x)
Mike, it's a 3'dog night here.
He'll every night is a 3 dog night, who am I fooling?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2017 11:12 PM (3/sUh)
http://www.e2046.com/p/Ryobi/27794/
Posted by: Anna Puma
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*strikes Bob Ross Chia Pet from Christmas wish list*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 11:13 PM (5OO3x)
http://tinyurl.com/yd9jnbza
Posted by: geoffb
Considering the number of fat lesbos and check-collecting baby factories the Navy has, I don't see where they have room to criticize.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - If you aint Cav, you aint shit at December 09, 2017 11:13 PM (5wCUq)
Way back, I believe it was around 2000, maybe before, we had a YUGE ice storm and there was a lot of power line damage. Took 'em days to get the power back on out here.
I got a couple cases of beer and gave it to a crew that had been working non-stop around here. Of course, I knew a couple of them from way back, but they really appreciated it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 11:15 PM (8O3HH)
http://www.e2046.com/p/Michael/27580/
Don;t take this to Sunday School kids.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 11:15 PM (5kNdv)
Posted by: linduh at December 09, 2017 11:16 PM (kufk0)
"Officers told Newsday that two of the suspects, Vidal Contrera-Ortiz, 18, and Miguel Rivera, 20, were illegal immigrants.
The three other suspects -- Jorge Bermudez Cedillos, 18; Lilliana Villanueva, 17; and Oscar Fuentes, 18 -- came to the U.S. as unaccompanied minors."
Dreamers!
Posted by: Jean at December 09, 2017 11:16 PM (yM/Yl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
________________
I interviewed with Duke Energy when they were carolina power and Light years ago. They wanted to hire an in house recruiter. I place/ed engineers, right?
The HR guys says, "So, we have a terrible time competing to recruit linemen when they can take manufacturing jobs in all these local, clean, air conditioned bio-pharmceutical plants. What strategy do you suggest for us to recruit them?
I'm thinking, "Okay, so you guys have hired these guys for a hundred years, and expect me, who has recruits degreed engineers for a decade to magically tell you how to do it."
What I said, thoughtfully, was, "Hmmmm. I don't know."
HR guy says, under his breath," So get the hell out of here."
So yea, that interview turned out to be a bust.
And God bless all the linemen tonight.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 09, 2017 11:17 PM (1KdEL)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 11:17 PM (8O3HH)
So in theory Archangel Michael could manifest as, I dunno, one of the songwriters for the Bangles.
One of the better ones.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 09, 2017 11:18 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: linduh at December 09, 2017 11:19 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 11:19 PM (39g3+)
The new cookbooks are here! I'm somebody now!!
Seriously, thanks Bluebell and Weasel. Kinda wants to make me tear up.
snif
Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2017 11:19 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: GnuBreed
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Could be worse. I once had a phone one digit different than The Sportsman's Bar and Grill. I would get calls from irate wives at 1:00 in the morning, "Is Harry there? You put that asshole on the line!"
Then, in Atlanta, I had a number that was one digit different than Pro Percussion, which sold drums. Pro Percussion advertised their number as 626-DRUM. Sadly, percussionists seem not to be good spellers. If one dialed 626-DROM, then they got me.
After a while, I started telling people that we had Ludwig for 50% off, today only.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 11:19 PM (5OO3x)
we answered for three towns, so all the docs, tow companies, vets, small businesses, etc.
honestly, we just about answered for everybody, and this was during 'pager' days.
we got alot of doozies.
the worst was when cable tv went out and everyone would call to complain. i had fun with those.
Posted by: concrete girl at December 09, 2017 11:19 PM (kCbAY)
Lea and the Swan was the working title of Howard the Duck.
Posted by: George Lucas at December 09, 2017 11:20 PM (dZGNV)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
If she tells you to "walk like an Egyptian" avoid bodies of water.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 09, 2017 11:21 PM (5wCUq)
Posted by: linduh at December 09, 2017 11:19 PM (kufk0)
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true dat.
an old, services wide, most appropriate nickname.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2017 11:21 PM (s+Fdw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 11:21 PM (5kNdv)
They're usually described as male in the Bible (or genderless) but everyone shows them as female now, oddly enough. Or babies.
Angels are terrifying as described in scripture. The kind of overwhelming awe that makes hardened warriors faint on the spot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 11:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: empress theodora at December 09, 2017 11:22 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 09, 2017 11:22 PM (s+Fdw)
I've been told I'm hung like a duck.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 11:23 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 09, 2017 11:23 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 09, 2017 11:23 PM (1KdEL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 11:24 PM (39g3+)
Give them more money & a company pickup
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2017 11:24 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at December 09, 2017 11:24 PM (7EyuQ)
Am out also; got to let the cats in and then bunker down behind a closed door to do some writing.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 11:24 PM (5kNdv)
That shit really bores me to tears.
Posted by: Joe Wagner at December 09, 2017 11:08 PM (Iwcb2)
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Exactly! I read the article to find out *how* he went after them. The specific steps he took. What the final outcome was.
Not his personal history and his innermost feelings about his experiences and life in general.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 09, 2017 11:24 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 11:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2017 11:01 PM (39g3+)
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I thought you wrote that you were paying someone elses's loan for a year. I assumed it was debited from your bank account or something.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 09, 2017 11:25 PM (t5m5e)
i've to bed now. nite all. proud to be part of the cookbook!
Posted by: booknlass at December 09, 2017 11:25 PM (CXrpl)
Wasn't any better during Late Antiquity. Justinian II tried to ban a lot of that shit at the Council of Troullo.
Went about as well as his attempts to keep his own nose on.
Posted by: empress theodora at December 09, 2017 11:27 PM (6FqZa)
No, I am staring down "29" ....that's my story and I'm stick to it!
Posted by: linduh at December 09, 2017 11:27 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 11:28 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 09, 2017 11:28 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 09, 2017 11:28 PM (6FqZa)
Give them more money & a company pickup
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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'Vacations', in places like Florida, Texas, and Louisiana.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 11:30 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious
Pow Wow Chow Chow
By Barak Obama and Elizabeth Warren
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 09, 2017 11:31 PM (5wCUq)
I've been told I'm hung like a duck.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 11:23 PM (8O3HH)
++++
Dick like a corkscrew?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 09, 2017 11:31 PM (FUu/Z)
If you self publish with Amazon, I believe you can purchase authors copies for $3.00-$4.00 each. You can then resell those to people who don't want to purchase thru Amazon.
Posted by: Drc at December 09, 2017 11:32 PM (5UfE7)
We are sorry but your application has been rejected to Match.com because of you answer to survey question 3.
3. What do you like most in a woman?
Your answer, "My Dick" does not meet our standards.
Sincerely
Match.com
Posted by: Match.com at December 09, 2017 11:33 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at December 09, 2017 11:33 PM (7EyuQ)
http://www.e2046.com/p/Ryobi/27794/
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
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Had the devil getting in, then, no image, explanation,
Clicked their links and still no clue.
Posted by: gNewt at December 09, 2017 11:34 PM (Uytaa)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 09, 2017 11:34 PM (QCX64)
Posted by: kakes at December 09, 2017 11:35 PM (tUGnI)
Says the 19 year old Cob
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2017 11:35 PM (3/sUh)
We are sorry but your application has been rejected to Match.com because of you answer to survey question 3.
3. What do you like most in a woman?
Your answer, "My Dick" does not meet our standards.
Sincerely
Match.com
Posted by: Match.com
I'm your huckleberry.
Posted by: Tumblr at December 09, 2017 11:35 PM (5wCUq)
Daily Mail: Trump watches Morning Joe every morning just to "get riled up" for the day.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 11:35 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 09, 2017 11:34 PM (QCX64)
Raphael is the star of the Book of Tobit.
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2017 11:36 PM (ANIFC)
Lea and the Swan was the working title of Howard the Duck.
Posted by: George Lucas
Call me by your name
Posted by: AFLAC duck at December 09, 2017 11:37 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2017 11:30 PM (5OO3x)
See the world, Fix it. Get serious overtime.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2017 11:38 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: George Lucas
Call me by your name
Posted by: AFLAC duck
Let's get dangerous!
Posted by: Darkwing at December 09, 2017 11:39 PM (5wCUq)
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Rufus didn't make the final edit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2017 11:42 PM (iJHPU)
Ok, does last week count as being "when I was young"(?)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at December 09, 2017 11:43 PM (7EyuQ)
"When I was young and had no sense,
I stuck my dick to an electric fence....."
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 11:44 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Neither did Cleatus and Slick and Dooright...
https://youtu.be/mER2fGuSqF8
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 09, 2017 11:46 PM (5wCUq)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Tobit
The embedded link to Raphael is interesting too. (A subject I didn't know.)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 09, 2017 11:46 PM (QCX64)
"When I was young and had no sense,
I stuck my dick to an electric fence....."
Sound off one two
Sound off three four
Posted by: Marching moron at December 09, 2017 11:48 PM (IqV8l)
Ok, does last week count as being "when I was young"(?)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at December 09, 2017 11:43 PM (7EyuQ)
You're a Moron. You can make it count or not count whatever your wish is
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2017 11:48 PM (3/sUh)
"ranch party" hosted by textitter (1956)
with:
carl perkins "blue suede shoes" (he wrote it}
johnny cash "i walk the line"
patsy cline "loved and lost again" (but who cares, she could sing the phone book and hit the stars like a xylophone - just a great singer, great musician, great artist.)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 09, 2017 11:50 PM (Pg+x7)
"When I was young and had no sense,
I stuck my dick to an electric fence....."
Sound off one two
Sound off three four
Sounds like Navy FB team will be chanting that at O 600 hours tomorrow
Hell of a game
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2017 11:50 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 09, 2017 11:51 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 09, 2017 11:52 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 09, 2017 11:52 PM (QCX64)
@293 publius-......and it wasn't stuck in an electric fence. Close, but not an electric fence. Might as well have though.
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at December 09, 2017 11:53 PM (7EyuQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2017 11:54 PM (IqV8l)
Michael rowed the boat ashore while Gabriel was over the White House.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2017 11:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 09, 2017 11:55 PM (Pg+x7)
https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/939592996261187584
Posted by: Thrawn at December 09, 2017 11:56 PM (a1WR4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2017 11:54 PM (IqV8l)
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Several. They were the Titter Litter.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 09, 2017 11:56 PM (iJHPU)
I could remember wrong -- but I'm sure there were variations. I remember it ending with "something, something balls, pissed all over my overalls".
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 11:56 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative
Just don't whiz on it.
https://youtu.be/VrZR2tnJtGw
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 09, 2017 11:57 PM (5wCUq)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at December 09, 2017 11:53 PM (7EyuQ)
But . . . But, how else is one to learn to yodel?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2017 11:58 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
But he didn't row it just any old which-away. No, he rowed it gently, gently down the stream. Why? Cuz Michael knew life is but a dream.
Posted by: The Reverend Ed Cash (Dollar bills y'all, not no food stamps) at December 09, 2017 11:59 PM (5wCUq)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2017 12:03 AM (2K6fY)
This old man, he played one, ....
Posted by: Columbo, whistling off into the sunset at December 10, 2017 12:04 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at December 10, 2017 12:05 AM (7EyuQ)
...most of you are!
...some of you are?
...nobody?
Well... that just ties it into a knot and leaves it for dead.
*harumph*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 10, 2017 12:05 AM (Ckg4U)
Cindy Crawford, 51, getting all big-haired floozied up:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5163265
Posted by: Columbo, whistling off into the sunset at December 10, 2017 12:06 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at December 10, 2017 12:07 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: otho at December 10, 2017 12:08 AM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Kindltot
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I think garrett has the complete Slim Whitman collection
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2017 12:08 AM (5OO3x)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 10, 2017 12:09 AM (CL76w)
Posted by: thathalfrican - barely posting cuz I'm cuttin' at December 10, 2017 12:11 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at December 10, 2017 12:11 AM (mMeIQ)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5163265
Posted by: Columbo, whistling off into the sunset
And we all know what happens when floozies start poontanging it up with dem show-folk fags.
Posted by: Sheriff Bufford T. Justice at December 10, 2017 12:11 AM (5wCUq)
Cindy Crawford, 51, getting all big-haired floozied up:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5163265
Posted by: Columbo, whistling off into the sunset at December 10, 2017 12:06 AM (8O3HH)
The commenters were all in agreement that she is too old to pull off the mini-skirted big hair look.
Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2017 12:14 AM (XIpsB)
I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick and too much rouges
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
they say opposites attract, well I don't agree
I won't a woman just as tacky as me.
Posted by: Columbo, whistling off into the sunset at December 10, 2017 12:16 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 12:17 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 10, 2017 12:18 AM (Pg+x7)
God love ya', Buford T.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 12:18 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 12:19 AM (QCX64)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 12:19 AM (QCX64)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear
Well I would hope that they wouldn't give command of a Federation Starship to a trashy broad. Standards, people.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 10, 2017 12:19 AM (5wCUq)
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I'd still hit that like my wang was the fountain of youth.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 10, 2017 12:20 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 10, 2017 12:18 AM (Pg+x7)
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Yodel. Is that what the young kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2017 12:20 AM (iJHPU)
But of course he did Cars because the crowd would have burned down the venue had he not.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 09, 2017 10:01 PM (qJtVm)
Eris, we had Numan in our studio about a month ago - very cool.
I saw him during his first run. Good show but I remember it was too short.
Posted by: The Gimp at December 10, 2017 12:21 AM (jdWK0)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 10, 2017 12:21 AM (Pg+x7)
Captain Janeway as Mrs. Columbo was abomination. I choose to pretend it didn't happen. Mrs. Columbo was to be left to the imagination. Period.
Cracked did a spoof of Voyager, and in the opening scene, they had a hilarious caricature of Falk as Columbo on a screen in the back saying, "Take my wife, please!"
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 12:22 AM (8O3HH)
Hell of a game
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2017 11:50 PM (3/sUh)
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My DVR stopped recording at halftime so I just now checked the score and...crap.
Oh well, I guess Army is on a winning streak now.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2017 12:23 AM (qJtVm)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 12:23 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 09, 2017 10:39 PM (NWiLs)
100% correct.
The cops were no different than Stasi thugs or Gestapo agents or the KGB.
They probably tortured cats and pulled the wings off flies when they were young.
That kind of behavior does not belong in a free society.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 10, 2017 12:24 AM (wYseH)
Christie Brinkley, at 63, could pull that look off better than Cindy.
And yep, Cindy Crawford. Screen door on a submarine, still, you bet. Wild man, I'd be.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 12:25 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 12:26 AM (QCX64)
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Very cool indeed!
I read that his aspie tendencies make prolonged (i.e. normal) eye contact difficult, so he counts out beats to himself -- not too little, but not too much where it gets creepy.
As someone who finds eye contact tricky, maybe I'll start using this tactic.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2017 12:27 AM (qJtVm)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 12:28 AM (QCX64)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2017 12:29 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 12:29 AM (QCX64)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 12:29 AM (QCX64)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 12:30 AM (QCX64)
Posted by: Army at December 10, 2017 12:31 AM (leCj4)
Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at December 10, 2017 12:31 AM (CL76w)
R.I.P.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 12:32 AM (QCX64)
https://tinyurl.com/yc5u6pn2
https://tinyurl.com/ybgowe6x
https://tinyurl.com/ybyx2lu6
https://tinyurl.com/ya4j8xwu
https://tinyurl.com/y7h32ta3
https://tinyurl.com/y9qpmuov
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2017 12:33 AM (eh0Va)
The DM had some shots of Elle "The Body" MacPherson a while back. She's 53 now. She was looking a bit emaciated. Trying to be too skinny.
But still, she's still Elle MacPhuckingPherson. My mind recalls her as she was in my youth, I think.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 12:33 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 12:33 AM (QCX64)
If you're still here, see post #226. The apron and heels pics.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 12:36 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 10, 2017 12:36 AM (5wCUq)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 12:29 AM (QCX64)
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It's my, uh, assberger's. :shifty eyes:
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 10, 2017 12:37 AM (qJtVm)
so we borrowed an M-151 the next morning and drove from Inglewatts to Van Nuys Airport and were extras for a day on the shoot that eventually was released as "The Affair of the President's Wife" (iirc).
actually met both of them for a split second.
lots of other stories from that day, but, if you ever watch the movie, and can pause it, when you get to the scene where her motorcade comes onto the tarmac by the Lear jet, that's yours truly standing at high port arms by the AC door. Ray-Bans and all.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2017 12:38 AM (s+Fdw)
Somehow, I have a hunch those Mexican weather girls would say, "Hey, my boobs are down here!" if you were looking in their eyes.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 12:38 AM (8O3HH)
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed
Too much lipstick and too much rouges
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused
they say opposites attract, well I don't agree
I won't a woman just as tacky as me.
Posted by: Columbo, whistling off into the sunset at December 10, 2017 12:16 AM (8O3HH)
I'll go with that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at December 10, 2017 12:39 AM (aMlLZ)
They were saving worthy. Just in case any one is interested. If he sees this, maybe he can repost or link.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 11:03 PM (8O3HH)
I remember those, they were that week's collection of my "Saturday Night Sideboob" feature. Links may be NSFW
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932106469251731457
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932106560242888704
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932106651812982785
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932106756142006272
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932106864803934209
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932106951311360000
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932107068751908864
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932107168010113024
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932107263871016961
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/932107363917672448
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2017 12:42 AM (eh0Va)
Trump primaries although I can't recall over what other issue/s. (And
not necessarily over that blog-war I vaguely recall he had with another
conservative blog.)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 12:28 AM (QCX64)
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don't remember a blog war, but i left when he went bat shit, intractably #NeverTrump. closed that tab, never looked back, didn't even comment when he showed up at LI a few moths back to share his NT ravings.
kinda sad: we even met him once at one of the in home music things he used to mention. it has occurred to me that being a Trump supporter would have been a bridge too far for his bosses at LA County, or if he's just that way.
don't really give a damn either way: his choice, his blog, his life.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2017 12:44 AM (s+Fdw)
Not to bring the mood down, but I haven't seen anything about that Aztec HS shooting today. Here, WZ, Twitchy, even Drudge - and this happened yesterday? What's up with that?
Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at December 10, 2017 12:44 AM (xMb48)
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Thank you, sir.
Do check those out.
Now, besides, well Mr. Happy, such "domestic themed" sexy pics do have a political purpose to me. FemiNazis hate that with a passion.
The idea of me being attracted to women doing traditional domestic types drives them insane. Head exploding insane.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 12:45 AM (8O3HH)
Sixth one down. Holy God.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 10, 2017 12:45 AM (NWiLs)
THe idea of men being attracted. Me being attracted too, of course.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 12:47 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 09, 2017 11:21 PM
Leda, Lea, Princess Leia who cares? Anna Puma can kiss my cygnet ring, the duck stays in the movie.
Posted by: George Lucas at December 10, 2017 12:48 AM (dZGNV)
#5 is the one that, well, look out ficus, with me.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 12:49 AM (8O3HH)
if it's Cindy Crawford, i'd hit it, even if my sife was standing by with a shotgun afterward. Elle too, OR her sister.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2017 12:53 AM (s+Fdw)
Posted by: Sean Connery at December 10, 2017 12:56 AM (8O3HH)
From the pro-CAGW Wiki on polar bears...
Unlike brown and black bears, polar bears are capable of fasting for up to several months during late summer and early fall, when they cannot hunt for seals because the sea is unfrozen.[100] When sea ice is unavailable during summer and early autumn, some populations live off fat reserves for months at a time,[60] as polar bears do not 'hibernate' any time of the year.[101]
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 12:57 AM (QCX64)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 01:02 AM (QCX64)
Kathy Ireland
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2017 12:29 AM (IqV8l)
She babysat my friend and my friend's little sister.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 10, 2017 01:04 AM (Ri/rl)
Posted by: sassy at December 10, 2017 01:08 AM (tUGnI)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 01:09 AM (QCX64)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 10, 2017 01:10 AM (QCX64)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2017 01:11 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2017 12:29 AM (IqV8l)
She babysat my friend and my friend's little sister.
Posted by: CaliGirl
Dear Penthouse...
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 10, 2017 01:11 AM (5wCUq)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2017 01:15 AM (s+Fdw)
Back in to say goodnight and mention it's snowing pretty good here. Only a dusting, they said. That was about 3" ago.
Remember, y'all, we are Americans, so the head is held HIGH. With GOOD reason, lately. More to come later, I'm sure.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 10, 2017 01:17 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 10, 2017 01:22 AM (5wCUq)
POLAR BEARS SEEN SWIMMING IN THE STREETS OF NEW ORLEANS
Posted by: #cnn at December 10, 2017 01:23 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: lousagirl at December 10, 2017 01:28 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: lousagirl at December 10, 2017 01:30 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: lousagirl at December 10, 2017 01:31 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 10, 2017 01:32 AM (5wCUq)
Posted by: lousagirl at December 10, 2017 01:35 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 10, 2017 01:36 AM (IcT7t)
Went to a Christmas cookie party with my sisses and nieces today, so much Love!
Posted by: lousagirl at December 10, 2017 01:37 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: lousagirl at December 10, 2017 01:38 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: lousagirl at December 10, 2017 01:39 AM (PmCoA)
Thank goodness. I thought you had taken up bee keeping to liquefy the little guys in a blender any time you wanted.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 10, 2017 01:39 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 10, 2017 01:40 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Exile at December 10, 2017 01:40 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2017 01:40 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: lousagirl at December 10, 2017 01:41 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 10, 2017 01:42 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 10, 2017 01:43 AM (IcT7t)
Our paperback versions are scheduled to arrive tomorrow and I can't wait to hold a copy in my hands but the ebook version will be convenient, especially when shopping for ingredients.
It will take years to go through the recipes and will be worth the effort. The pie section alone is worth the price. There's even a recipe for rhubarb pie, which I haven't had in many years.
Hope everyone gets a copy or two or more.
Posted by: JTB at December 10, 2017 01:44 AM (V+03K)
ya know Blanco, sometimes I feel really sick of the bad luck for my family, but then I frikkin realize I am Blessed to be American, and I Thank God!
Posted by: lousagirl at December 10, 2017 01:46 AM (PmCoA)
https://youtu.be/RvV3nn_de2k
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 10, 2017 01:47 AM (5wCUq)
ya know Blanco, sometimes I feel really sick of the bad luck for my
family, but then I frikkin realize I am Blessed to be American, and I
Thank God!
I had the good luck to be born here. Any bad that happens is outweighed by that one thing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 10, 2017 01:48 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: lousagirl at December 10, 2017 01:49 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2017 01:52 AM (s+Fdw)
hubby and I and my sisters had a emergency trip to go be with him and
his kids, just getting overwhelming losing so many people I Love and
ugggg
Very sorry to hear that. I'd offer platitudes, but you're probably not in the mood.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 10, 2017 01:53 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2017 01:54 AM (s+Fdw)
Posted by: lousagirl at December 10, 2017 01:55 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: lousagirl at December 10, 2017 01:56 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: lousagirl
All we can do is trust in Him. My thoughts and prayers.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 10, 2017 01:59 AM (5wCUq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 10, 2017 02:00 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2017 02:01 AM (s+Fdw)
he's so sad and I feel completely useless cause I have to be here, uggg
You talked to your brother. If you were truly useless you would have meant to call him, but went out shopping for a new purse instead.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 10, 2017 02:01 AM (IcT7t)
But on a happier note, I went to my sisters house today and we made Christmas cookies with nieces and had a few laughs. So that was a Blessing,
Posted by: lousagirl at December 10, 2017 02:03 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: lousagirl at December 10, 2017 02:05 AM (PmCoA)
Probably just what he needed. So, not useless at all.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 10, 2017 02:08 AM (IcT7t)
God Bless you and keep you
Posted by: lousagirl at December 10, 2017 02:09 AM (PmCoA)
God Bless you and keep you
That's the Horde. The world's most dangerous support group.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 10, 2017 02:16 AM (IcT7t)
I Love the AOS group, mwaaaaaaaa
Posted by: lousagirl at December 10, 2017 02:17 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: lousagirl at December 10, 2017 02:19 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 10, 2017 02:19 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned
We're not That dangerous, if you discount the substance abuse and bizarre sexual fetishes.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 10, 2017 02:19 AM (5wCUq)
All I'm saying is if I were a fish, I wouldn't want to live in the body of water that hosts the Horde's canoe rallies.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 10, 2017 02:21 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Deacon Blues at December 10, 2017 02:27 AM (dZGNV)
*at least I know you're not zombie. Xhe absolutely hates The Dan.
Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at December 10, 2017 02:32 AM (sioNU)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 10, 2017 02:19 AM (5wCUq)
That's the 'in' thing now. Reviving dying junkies is now cool and uses taxpayer dollars. Because every life is sacred, unless that life is in the womb.
bizarre sexual fetishes.
This, on the other hand, will be a clarion call to get this place shut down, mob style. Too many ficus have died here at the HQ.
Posted by: RickZ at December 10, 2017 02:32 AM (BIsma)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 10, 2017 02:21 AM (IcT7t)
*******
At the very least, you would armed well enough to invade Russia if necessary. Just sayin'
Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at December 10, 2017 02:35 AM (sioNU)
Posted by: RickZ
#FicusLivesMatter
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 10, 2017 02:38 AM (5wCUq)
I already go a Cease and Desist letter from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Ficuses.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 02:38 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2017 02:42 AM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 10, 2017 02:43 AM (rnAwa)
Couple years ago T-Mobile sold me a crap blackberry and refused to resolve the situation. I dropped them and they sent the $400 ETF (Early Termination Fee) to a collections company. On the first call, I offered them $80. They accepted gladly. Nothing on the credit report.
Win.
F T-Mobile.
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 02:45 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2017 02:45 AM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 10, 2017 02:46 AM (5wCUq)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 10, 2017 02:38 AM (5wCUq)
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I already go a Cease and Desist letter from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Ficuses.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 02:38 AM (8O3HH)
I'll take them seriously when they chain themselves to ficuses and start howling in commiseration/solidarity with the ficus' pain. Until then, it's all virtue signaling. Besides, that cease and desist letter was probably initiated by Gloria Allred.
Posted by: RickZ at December 10, 2017 02:46 AM (BIsma)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 02:47 AM (kUotE)
HQ, keeping my sanity for over 10 yrs.
Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2017 02:48 AM (Ix4M6)
Board game. 30 somethings with a 16 yo boy. I have monopoly, yahtzee
and all the regulars. Any other ideas?
Capital Punishment, the board game. If you can find it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 10, 2017 02:49 AM (IcT7t)
I wonder if her daughter, Lisa "Boom Boom" Bloom would defend me. I think she needs work after the Uncle Harvey defense fiasco.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 10, 2017 02:49 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 10, 2017 02:50 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 10, 2017 02:19 AM (5wCUq)
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and ignore the large number of well armed and proficient Moron/ettes.
see the Postal Match results and any gun thread we are lucky enough to get...
or most ONTs, sooner or later.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2017 02:54 AM (s+Fdw)
Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2017 02:42 AM (Ix4M6)
I find Boggle to be a good game. On the plus side, it's never the same game and fast-moving, so getting bored with the game is not a problem, like can happen with Monopoly or Risk. It also helps with vocabulary and spelling. Educational and fun: Can't go wrong with that. And if you want to level the playing field for the youngsters, the adults having adult beverages will do just that.
Boggle: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yagvoqfd
Posted by: RickZ at December 10, 2017 02:55 AM (BIsma)
Yahtzee like, and cheap, portable (you can buy it in a plastic jar for $5) & fun - Farkle.
Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at December 10, 2017 02:56 AM (kUANv)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 02:59 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 03:01 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 03:02 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2017 03:03 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned
We're not That dangerous, if you discount the substance abuse and bizarre sexual fetishes.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 10, 2017 02:19 AM (5wCUq)
Does it mean that the Horde emotional support group flies for free? Federal law or something?
Posted by: Miklos from arch support at December 10, 2017 03:05 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Bob Dylan and the banned at December 10, 2017 03:06 AM (kUANv)
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that must have been nice.
i'm jealous. late 30's/early 40's had some high points, but, other than that, it's been mostly shit, before and after, especially as a kid/teen, and, at my age, i'm now just circling the drain, slower or faster, depending on those wonderful people at the VA, #LuckyMe!
other than that, life is great! how are the rest of you doing?
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2017 03:11 AM (s+Fdw)
Sounds Like Infarction - a late night limerick
Third word. One syllable. Sounds like 'brain'
Stain? Spain? Cane? Maine? Maybe Michael Caine?
Train, Slain or Zane? No?
Ooh, ooh, ooh, I know
Could perhaps the answer be, "crushing chest pain"?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2017 03:13 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 03:15 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2017 03:15 AM (wPiJc)
Damn. Some of those ladies are sporting enough ink to outfit a whole school of squid. Cute otherwise, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2017 03:16 AM (oPNmq)
"When I was young and had no sense,
I stuck my dick to an electric fence....."
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at December 09, 2017 11:44 PM (8O3HH)
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That would make a great Saw movie trap. Attach it, then attach an intravenous drip to one arm- eventually they'll have to go and then ... BZZZT.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 10, 2017 03:22 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2017 03:13 AM (wPiJc)
I'll write this down and put it next to the phone, so I'll know exactly what to say when I call 911.
Posted by: Miklos from arch support at December 10, 2017 03:25 AM (zCyNd)
The husband replied, "It's not just one, there's HUNDREDS of them!"
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 03:29 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 03:31 AM (kUotE)
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gonna have to share that gem with some like minded medical friends... and a few that will be disgusted, which is even better.
you ARE the Man, and i, with many others, are glad you weren't gone long.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2017 03:31 AM (s+Fdw)
"Aww, man," said the man, "What's the really bad news?"
The doctor said, "You have Alzheimer's, too."
The man replied, "Aww, man... Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 03:38 AM (kUotE)
In some cases, denying politicians access to convenient parking only leads to worse problems.
Posted by: Eleanor Holmes Norton at December 10, 2017 03:38 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 03:43 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 03:44 AM (kUotE)
Judge Moore announced that he's suing all accusers for slander and/or libel. this could get interesting.
it also means he's pretty confident.
pass the popcorn!
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2017 03:46 AM (s+Fdw)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 03:47 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2017 03:50 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2017 03:52 AM (wPiJc)
Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!
Don't we know archaic barrel
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!
Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Polly wolly cracker 'n' too-da-loo!
Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
Antelope Cantaloupe, 'lope with you!
Hunky Dory's pop is lolly,
Gaggin' on the wagon, Willy, folly go through!
Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarm bung-a-loo!
Dunk us all in bowls of barley,
Hinky dinky dink an' polly voo!
Chilly Filly's name is Chollie,
Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo!
Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, woof, woof!
Tizzy seas on melon collie!
Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, goof, goof!
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2017 03:52 AM (s+Fdw)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 03:52 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2017 03:53 AM (s+Fdw)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 03:54 AM (kUotE)
"I'm sorry, she can't speak right now. She's got a frog in her throat".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 10, 2017 03:57 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 03:57 AM (kUotE)
There is no need to sally forth, for it remains true that those things
which make us human are, curiously enough, always close at hand. Resolve
then, that on this very ground, with small flags waving and tiny blasts
of tiny trumpets, we have met the enemy, and not only may he be ours,
he may be us.
but only WE have a cookbook!
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2017 03:57 AM (s+Fdw)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 03:58 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Buckaroo Banzai at December 10, 2017 03:59 AM (s+Fdw)
But when you get specific, it gets creepy.
"I like 12-year-olds."
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 04:02 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2017 04:06 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 04:06 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 04:09 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2017 04:11 AM (s+Fdw)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 04:12 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2017 04:12 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 04:13 AM (kUotE)
"Why don't you take him to a psychiatrist?"
"We need the eggs"
My otherkin brother identifies as a chicken. And if you don't refer to him using the pronouns cluckx/bukawkx you'll be guilty of a hate crime.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 10, 2017 04:14 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 04:15 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Deacon Blues at December 10, 2017 04:17 AM (dZGNV)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 04:18 AM (kUotE)
https://youtu.be/P5GaFrQFcfg
It's strange that this thin energetic man was the immovable Robocop. He is extremely intelligent and interesting, if you don't know.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 10, 2017 04:19 AM (rnAwa)
The claims of that chicken-man, Brewster
Just troubled his wife, it confused her
She pleaded, she begged
"If you're fowl, lay an egg!"
He said, "Don't be daft, I'm a rooster!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2017 04:20 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2017 04:22 AM (s+Fdw)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 04:22 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Johnny at December 10, 2017 04:24 AM (kUotE)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 10, 2017 04:24 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2017 04:28 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 10, 2017 04:19 AM (rnAwa)
Yep. I saw him as a commentator on some ancient Rome/ancient Greece history tv shows.
From the always reliable Wiki:
In 2004, Weller completed a Master of Arts degree in Roman and Renaissance Art at Syracuse University and occasionally taught courses in ancient history at the university.
In 2007, Weller began a Ph.D. at UCLA, in Italian Renaissance Art History. In October 2013 he filed his dissertation, entitled "Alberti Before Florence: Early Sources Informing Leon Battista Alberti's De picture", and was awarded his doctorate in 2014.
Weller's someone with whom I would enjoy sitting down and having an adult beverage while discussing such history.
Posted by: RickZ at December 10, 2017 04:34 AM (BIsma)
who have trouble remembering that they are not God. - Thomas Sowell
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2017 05:01 AM (s+Fdw)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 10, 2017 05:03 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2017 05:20 AM (s+Fdw)
I think it's a shame so much effort is made to learn or translate multiple languages, which are redundant, since they all do the same thing. We should just force everyone to speak English. #ProudMonolinguistsUnite.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 10, 2017 05:23 AM (/qEW2)
"Zeitscfrift zum Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft"
Posted by: Herr Prof. Dr. Dr. Miklos Molnar at December 10, 2017 05:24 AM (zCyNd)
You can get tired yelling Merry Christmas but it's still fun.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 10, 2017 05:30 AM (e1mEI)
Oddly, there's a news blurb about an electric chinese ship that Vic may bring up in a bit.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/worlds-first-electric-ship-in-china-is-hauling-coal/ar-BBGjtyG
China has launched its first all-electric cargo ship. The 230-foot-long ship runs a mere eight miles per hour, but the vessel has zero emissions of waste gas pollutants.
YAYYY!!!
The irony, however, is that the ship is going to haul coal, more than 2,000 tons worth, in the inland section of the Pearl River.
Gasp! Where are my smelling salts?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 10, 2017 05:40 AM (/qEW2)
So, the ship is basically a large floating battery with some cargo capacity. Powered by solar cells, no doubt.
Oh, and it only goes downstream.
Posted by: Herr Prof. Dr. Dr. Miklos Molnar at December 10, 2017 05:42 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2017 05:45 AM (zLDYs)
According to the article they're lithium batteries. Instead of wasting lithium on batteries, I think it would be better to give it to environmentalists, to stop them from becoming manically depressed over "emissions".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 10, 2017 05:49 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Emissions? You mean like what's under my blanket?
...Shillary giving Huma a dutch oven...
Posted by: Bruce at December 10, 2017 05:52 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Skip at December 10, 2017 05:54 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Bruce at December 10, 2017 06:00 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 10, 2017 06:16 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: middyfeek at December 10, 2017 06:57 AM (ykVjl)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 10, 2017 07:15 AM (BtQd4)
I've made a few quilts following her instructions and might even have a book or two of hers lying around somewhere.
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