Support




Contact
Powered by
Movable Type





James Comey, "The Dirtiest Cop In America," Poses for Hero Shot

Joe DiGenova called Comey the dirtiest cop in America
on Tucker two nights ago.

And here's Dirty Comey tying to play the hero.



Couple of funny rejoinders:



But sometimes you have to go with the timeless simplicity of a classic:



Posted by: Ace at 04:11 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of page)

1 Jump Comey.

Do it for the children . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 06, 2017 04:09 PM (fqUgw)

2 First and he is an a$$hole.

Posted by: Blind Mellon Chitlin at December 06, 2017 04:09 PM (+Dllb)

3



Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 04:10 PM (W+vEI)

4 Lordy, I hope there are tapes.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at December 06, 2017 04:10 PM (sFMtO)

5 Is it an ass-shot like the tweet about FBI agents at work?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 06, 2017 04:10 PM (QCX64)

6 This douchebag is just loving his 15 minutes isn't he?

Posted by: brak at December 06, 2017 04:10 PM (WjCgM)

7 Gotta publish that book before the Left/MSM move on to a new hero of the Resistance, dude!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 04:11 PM (W+vEI)

8 Shouldn't he be hiding in the curtains?

Posted by: Country Singer at December 06, 2017 04:11 PM (uiwCw)

9 When that woman said I'm gay, I felt a surge of queasiness and unease.

Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual at December 06, 2017 04:11 PM (398bZ)

10 Like the rest of them, Comey is delusional.

He sees himself as the Savior of Justice and Liberty.

In reality, he's a dirty foot soldier following the orders of his DNC masters.

/and by delusional, I mean "mentally ill, requiring medication and psych appointments three times a week for the rest of his life"


Posted by: shibumi at December 06, 2017 04:12 PM (aT+Bx)

11 What a bozo.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:12 PM (NWiLs)

12 Eat a bag of syphilitic Muslim dicks, Comey.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 04:12 PM (XMDuf)

13 Have we gotten the latest take as to whether we're at peace with or at war with Comey?

Posted by: Winston Smith at December 06, 2017 04:12 PM (326rv)

14 Comey is tall enough you could speed bag his nut bag.

Posted by: Al Green at December 06, 2017 04:12 PM (3BFzK)

15 NTTAWWT

Posted by: Votermom's phone at December 06, 2017 04:12 PM (7B3HW)

16 That's "rough weather"?

What a twatwaffle.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 04:13 PM (MINbv)

17 This sent a shiver up my pant leg.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 06, 2017 04:13 PM (LISuA)

18 Damn Al Green sock fail

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 06, 2017 04:13 PM (3BFzK)

19 1. James Comey
2. Leadership

One of these things is not like the other.

Posted by: Hands Solo at December 06, 2017 04:13 PM (EzdLW)

20 "Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall."

Posted by: Blind Mellon Chitlin at December 06, 2017 04:13 PM (+Dllb)

21
This is the guy who corrupted the FBI.

This is the guy who lied to his employers, the American people.

This is the guy who attempted to falsely charge a duly elected president of the United States.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 06, 2017 04:14 PM (hpr56)

22 This sent a shiver up my pant leg.
Posted by: Chris Matthews

No, that's a rabid squirrel biting your nuts off.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at December 06, 2017 04:14 PM (vcOmj)

23 He's a lovely man.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 06, 2017 04:14 PM (LISuA)

24 20 "Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall."

Posted by: Blind Mellon Chitlin at December 06, 2017 04:13 PM (+Dllb)


And a bad smell before an asswipe.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 06, 2017 04:14 PM (7UW64)

25 dude has a wicked martyr complex

actually he's pretty much a tween girl isn't he.

I bet he has a selfie stick.


Also, ATC with Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber for the win - got willowed below. very funny.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 04:14 PM (ZM1r+)

26
brb, corruptin'

Posted by: James Comey at December 06, 2017 04:14 PM (hpr56)

27

brb, lyin'

Posted by: James Comey at December 06, 2017 04:14 PM (hpr56)

28 4 Lordy, I hope there are tapes.
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at December 06, 2017 04:10 PM (sFMtO)


Trump really played this a-hole, didn't he, by obliquely implying that there MIGHT be tapes, so that Comey had to play it straight in his testimony.

Brilliant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 06, 2017 04:14 PM (YqDXo)

29 Jimmy Drama, indeed!

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 06, 2017 04:14 PM (cAXIk)

30 I saw that when I was scrolling through my twitter feed and was confused as to why people were snarking about a nice picture.

Then I saw who posted it and grrrr.

*makes the grry hands*

Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 04:14 PM (mf5HN)

31
brb, wiretappin'

Posted by: James Comey at December 06, 2017 04:14 PM (hpr56)

32 Yup. Pretty gay.

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 04:14 PM (m4/mo)

33 You know this whole Mueller cock up is making me have a shitty day....well wet shitty day.

Posted by: Hillary Clintons Depends Diaper at December 06, 2017 04:14 PM (3BFzK)

34 When that woman said I'm gay, I felt a surge of queasiness and unease.
Posted by: James Comey, Heterosexual


You should've spit, not swallowed, Jimmy.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at December 06, 2017 04:15 PM (vcOmj)

35 Sometimes I think that this pumpkin head doesn't get enough oxygen. Comey is a little late to the PDT hate bandwagon, book will flop but he will still be a douche.

Posted by: auscolpyr at December 06, 2017 04:15 PM (suO/a)

36
brb, leakin'

Posted by: James Comey at December 06, 2017 04:15 PM (hpr56)

37 Looks like the Grim Reaper has his sights set on Lady Liberty

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 06, 2017 04:15 PM (LISuA)

38 I want to see this guy do a perp-walk real soon!

Posted by: Iblis at December 06, 2017 04:15 PM (9221z)

39 Critiquing that picture it seems apparent that Comey is better at framing other folks than he is himself.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 04:15 PM (wPiJc)

40 Every villain is the hero in the narrative of his own mind.

Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 04:15 PM (cwL3Z)

41 His Hello Kitty diary is being published??

Posted by: dantesed at December 06, 2017 04:15 PM (88xKn)

42 James Comey, "The Dirtiest Cop In America," Poses for Money Shot!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2017 04:15 PM (Z+uwH)

43 I have preemptively written a review panning the book and declaring the ghost writer was not grossly negligent just really in need of a paycheck.

Posted by: no good deed at December 06, 2017 04:15 PM (3hS/f)

44 Comey's a fall-down guy.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2017 04:15 PM (vDqXW)

45 That prevaricating lummox imagines himself as a hero, huh? He a slow witted swamp beast, lumbering through the undergrowth.

Posted by: Nonapod at December 06, 2017 04:15 PM (CLP9I)

46 Caption:

"I bet that would feel good in my butt."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 06, 2017 04:16 PM (vg8iE)

47 She's French, you know.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2017 04:16 PM (sX1BW)

48 He's so dreamy!

Posted by: Pope Francis at December 06, 2017 04:16 PM (7zbM2)

49 Trump really played this a-hole, didn't he"

Indeed he did.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 04:16 PM (MINbv)

50

Al Franken is a Big Fat Loser Pervert Ex-Senator Who Had To Resign His Seat That He Stole In An Election In Shame

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 06, 2017 04:16 PM (hpr56)

51 Trump really played this a-hole, didn't he, by obliquely implying that there MIGHT be tapes, so that Comey had to play it straight in his testimony.

Brilliant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
============
Thank God for twitter.

Twitter is really screwing up their plans.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 04:16 PM (Pdour)

52 I don't know who the guy Mike@fuctupmind is on twitter but after reading through his Twitter carpet bombing of Comey's Titter feed after his sickeningly obsequious posi I'd like to hang a goddamn medal on him. If it's someone here - keep up the good work!

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 06, 2017 04:16 PM (Fb9aZ)

53 Every villain is the hero in the narrative of his own mind.
Posted by: filbert

Steiner will come!!

Posted by: Adolf Shickelgruber at December 06, 2017 04:16 PM (vcOmj)

54 Does this silly goober think he's making himself look good?


Posted by: irright at December 06, 2017 04:16 PM (pMGkg)

55 He has been a Clintoon goon for about 25 years. That clan attracts the multiple personality disordered.

Posted by: Lester at December 06, 2017 04:17 PM (LfJIn)

56 I wonder if Comey speaks his Important Thoughts About Life And Everything into a tape recorder. He seems like the type.

Posted by: troyriser at December 06, 2017 04:17 PM (raGQi)

57 Bad news coming for Comey.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 04:17 PM (GeIs/)

58 Caption:



"I bet that would feel good in my butt."

= Doc, you will never believe how I got the Statue of Liberty in my butt. It was a one in a million shot...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at December 06, 2017 04:17 PM (3BFzK)

59 Posing by a political hack.

Reminds me of Billy Jeff with the stones on the beach at Normandy

Posted by: harry lime at December 06, 2017 04:17 PM (eE/Pq)

60 Well, at least he didn't get all religious on us again.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 06, 2017 04:17 PM (ZM2xo)

61 That looks like Chris Christie, naked. Maybe standing at the Liberty Science Center. I've stood right there naked too and I recognize the look.

Posted by: Charlie Rose at December 06, 2017 04:17 PM (LISuA)

62
This picture looks like it comes from a serial killer movie.

You know, the scene right before the serial killer goes to do some serial killing and is cogitating on killing of the serial kind, but-

they want to keep his identity secret for the big 3rd act surprise.


In this case though......Surprise! It's Dirty Cop James Comey!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2017 04:17 PM (NyJwR)

63 Reassuring to see Lady Liberty standing tall even in rough weather.

Because huge monuments and other massive structures usually fall over when the wind blows.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at December 06, 2017 04:18 PM (Astxw)

64 Does this silly goober think he's making himself look good?


Posted by: irright

He has many Twitter followers. They might believe just about anything. Just get on Twitter, and click your heels together, and say "There's no place like Twitter, there's no place like Twitter."

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at December 06, 2017 04:18 PM (vcOmj)

65 I know some people who knew Comey when he was in a NJ high school.

They said he was a ass-kisser who blew with the wind then too.

And a sucky basketball player...

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2017 04:18 PM (VpIIl)

66 Going to the VA in Dallas tomorrow, anyone need anything from downtown?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 06, 2017 04:18 PM (+Dllb)

67 Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. Falls Down. at December 06, 2017 04:14 PM (mf5HN)


FTFWHAWP*

Fixed That For What Happens After Warrior Pose.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 06, 2017 04:18 PM (z/Ubi)

68 This picture looks like it comes from a serial killer movie.

----------

I'm more concerned with this profile pic. Has a certain Jared from Subway quality to it.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2017 04:18 PM (sX1BW)

69 This picture is almost as lame as the one David Sirota posted of himself punching a camera.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 04:19 PM (XMDuf)

70 >>He has been a Clintoon goon for about 25 years. That clan attracts the multiple personality disordered.


And bent. They only have equally corrupt/deviant people in their inner circle, probably because they're morally flexible and easier to control.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 04:19 PM (W+vEI)

71 Somewhere this morning ( Power line maybe) a bog article telling how Comey posted a picture with the FBI poster but everyone shown had their backs turned, no faces to be seen in it.

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2017 04:19 PM (aC6Sd)

72 It's funny - I doubt a real Medal of Honor or Purple Heart recipient would ever pose like that.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 06, 2017 04:19 PM (ZM2xo)

73 What an attention whore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 04:19 PM (k1TUh)

74 Put that thing away, Comey! That's not a ficus in the harbor.


Posted by: irright at December 06, 2017 04:19 PM (pMGkg)

75 pseudowillow:

Err..ah...I'd like to. apologize to the world. As eerrrrr. America is undergoing a vacuum of eeerrrr leadership right now. And ierrrrr....I think recognizing Jerusalem as the errrrr capital of Ireland...no...ehhh ...uruguay...Israel is not who we are as we are uhhhhh trying to get the car out of the ditch while the GOP's drinking slurpees!

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 04:19 PM (TlvUt)

76
A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and Leadership

Sounds inspiring. Who is he writing about?

Posted by: Dewhite Taylor-Jones at December 06, 2017 04:19 PM (KdDCu)

77 I said huddled masses, not muddled asses!!

/Statue of Liberty

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 04:20 PM (wPiJc)

78 I believe that true patriot, James Comey for his brave stance against the Trumpenfuher. Owe my head!

Posted by: John "Real Maverick" McCain at December 06, 2017 04:20 PM (3BFzK)

79 wait, didn't we destroy the SoL in fighting the strigoi?

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 04:20 PM (TlvUt)

80 This picture is almost as lame as the one David Sirota posted of himself punching a camera.
Posted by: Hikaru

David Sirota
Noted Internet tough guy.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at December 06, 2017 04:20 PM (vcOmj)

81 14 Comey is tall enough you could speed bag his nut bag.
Posted by: Al Green at December 06, 2017 04:12 PM (3BFzK)

Not large enough.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:20 PM (NWiLs)

82 I think Comey is the world's greatest hero in his mind. He's a modern day Don Quixote without the honor or dignity. He's fighting monsters in his mind and always the stainless and noble hero.

There's a psychological term for someone who would post this kind of stuff, I'm sure. I can't wait for his book, its going to be jam packed full of this kind of psychosis.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:20 PM (39g3+)

83 Did Comey confirm Hillary Clinton's crooked wang was real?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2017 04:20 PM (VpIIl)

84 has twitter trump coined/adopted "dirty comey" yet?

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 04:20 PM (TlvUt)

85 Jeebus, what a self righteous cretin. He should be exiled. To Haiti.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2017 04:20 PM (YV+SU)

86 Yes or no: he's wearing a pair of aviator sunglasses in this picture?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 04:20 PM (hcyUh)

87 Where's that rogue 60 foot wave when you need it?

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 04:20 PM (HgMAr)

88 Didn't the jug-eared whistling fuckstick tweet the same kind of moon-gazing, hero shot when one of the Apollo astronauts passed away?

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2017 04:20 PM (RtQsb)

89 78 I believe that true patriot, James Comey for his brave stance against the Trumpenfuher. Owe my head!
Posted by: John "Real Maverick" McCain at December 06, 2017 04:20 PM (3BFzK)

Don't you have a plane to crash, "Maverick"?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 04:20 PM (XMDuf)

90 80 This picture is almost as lame as the one David Sirota posted of himself punching a camera.
Posted by: Hikaru

David Sirota
Noted Internet tough guy.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at December 06, 2017 04:20 PM (vcOmj)



*Bamf!*

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 06, 2017 04:20 PM (z/Ubi)

91 "He has many Twitter followers. "

Who hated him until Trump fired him.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 06, 2017 04:21 PM (ZM2xo)

92 The DOJ OIG report will drop a lot of malfeasance squarely in Jimmy Drama's lap. Indictments and Lynching to follow. Let us pray!

And the kicker is that this sanctimonious fuck thinks he's above the hypocrisy, when he's at the center of it all.

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 06, 2017 04:21 PM (cAXIk)

93 YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! GOD DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:21 PM (NWiLs)

94 Jimmy Comey is just 159 followers away from 3 million. Let's get him to this important milestone.

Posted by: John "Real Maverick" McCain at December 06, 2017 04:21 PM (3BFzK)

95 1. where are the curtains?

2. this is the guy who imagined he's a hero because he did something against W GWOT policy when ashcroft was in a coma?

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 04:21 PM (TlvUt)

96 wait, didn't we destroy the SoL in fighting the strigoi?
Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 04:20 PM (TlvUt)


The Satellite of Love is mort?

Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 04:21 PM (cwL3Z)

97 I'm on a boat. In the water. Looking at Lady Liberty. Who is actually a statue. Imagine that.

Posted by: Deep Thoughts by James Comey at December 06, 2017 04:21 PM (O5Q3r)

98 Didn't the jug-eared whistling fuckstick tweet the same kind of moon-gazing, hero shot when one of the Apollo astronauts passed away?

------------

Comey's a little more subtle. Only shows half his face. Like Wilson.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2017 04:21 PM (sX1BW)

99 He lives in a fantasy world.

Head of the FBI was a freakin' nut job.

During all of the stuff we had going on.

Sheesh.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 04:22 PM (w02FM)

100 You read this stuff and realize that buffoonish clown was the FBI Director.

Then you choke on you gum thinking of the absolute incompetence.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2017 04:22 PM (VpIIl)

101 It was American Thinker - Comeys weird and indefensible claim

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2017 04:22 PM (aC6Sd)

102 80 This picture is almost as lame as the one David Sirota posted of himself punching a camera.
Posted by: Hikaru

David Sirota
Noted Internet tough guy.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at December 06, 2017 04:20 PM (vcOmj)

The shadow obscures his white man overbite expression.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:22 PM (NWiLs)

103 >>>Trump really played this a-hole, didn't he, by obliquely implying that there MIGHT be tapes, so that Comey had to play it straight in his testimony.

Ummm, no, that was actually what gave him Mueller. I have to wonder if he was listening to Bannon when he did that.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 04:22 PM (cASAP)

104 quote "damn, we can't process crime them all, but we'll try"

"man, Wisconsin had it right with John Doe"

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 04:22 PM (TlvUt)

105 Generally people don't write hagiographies about themselves.

Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 04:22 PM (nBr1j)

106

You can't tell from the picture but Lady Liberty is giving him the finger

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 06, 2017 04:22 PM (lKyWE)

107 I maintain Comey is a suicide candidate, as things play out. Of course, only if, against the odds, an effort is made to reclaim US institutions for rule of law and integrity. And I don't (yet) see enough of a wave of GOP incumbent-removal to suggest this will happen.


And ace I'm sure you're right about the Dems only dumping Franken because they think it's some sort of clever (or desperate) thing to help Jones in AL, but I can't see it having any effect in AL. If AL voters don't care about Mitch's preference and Trump's endorsement in a primary, they seem unlikely to embrace a stupid, standard-issue slimy empty suit abortion freak Dem in the general.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2017 04:23 PM (QDnY+)

108 The Satellite of Love is mort?
Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 04:21 PM (cwL3Z)
---
Gosh, thanks.

Posted by: Mort at December 06, 2017 04:23 PM (vDqXW)

109 Dear Diary:

Mean people suck!

Posted by: James Comey, 8th Grade Girl at December 06, 2017 04:23 PM (oVJmc)

110 Zoom out and you will see he is pissing in the harbor with a detonator in his other hand.

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 06, 2017 04:23 PM (yhf6w)

111 Ummm, no, that was actually what gave him Mueller. I have to wonder if he was listening to Bannon when he did that.

+++++++++++++


uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh, no Mueller was in the ditch sipping a slurpee until Rosenstein blidnly gave mueller a SC job with no boundaries

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 04:23 PM (TlvUt)

112 Fixed That For What Happens After Warrior Pose.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 06, 2017 04:18 PM


Good thing you're already dead.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2017 04:23 PM (p+Wdc)

113 Why is he staring at the sun? What an idiot.

Posted by: dantesed at December 06, 2017 04:24 PM (88xKn)

114 lol
Somebody please tweet him a link to these comments.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 04:24 PM (HgMAr)

115 Generally people don't write hagiographies about themselves.
Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 04:22 PM (nBr1j)


Wut?

Posted by: Barry O at December 06, 2017 04:24 PM (cwL3Z)

116 I'm waiting for the Ghostbusters to commandeer Lady Liberty and start chasing his sorry ass through the streets.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 04:24 PM (tRaq7)

117 ' Jared from Subway'

Jared is now from FCI-Englewood.

Let's hope Comey joins him soon.

Posted by: harry lime at December 06, 2017 04:24 PM (eE/Pq)

118 Jon Gabriel had a good riff on this one as well:

https://twitter.com/exjon/status/938247226601619456

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 06, 2017 04:24 PM (ZQfW9)

119 If Lady Liberty were real, she'd reach out and drown him.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2017 04:24 PM (VpIIl)

120 Yup. Pretty gay.


*****


Well, he is on a ferry, duh.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 04:24 PM (wPiJc)

121 Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey, Comey Chameleon.

Hero-Villian-Hero-Villian, he comes and goes, he comes and goes.

Posted by: Yeast Culture Club at December 06, 2017 04:24 PM (yP91S)

122 My local news was just showing a flare up by Ojai.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 06, 2017 04:24 PM (6Ll1u)

123 115 Generally people don't write hagiographies about themselves.
Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 04:22 PM (nBr1j)

Wut?
Posted by: Barry O at December 06, 2017 04:24 PM (cwL3Z)

What happened?

Posted by: Hillary! at December 06, 2017 04:24 PM (NWiLs)

124
Jimmy Drama seems to have a Barry Obama sized ego. And probably the same mental capacity too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 04:24 PM (493sH)

125 OPEN THE GATES OF HELL!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 06, 2017 04:25 PM (QQ+il)

126 Oh for Fuck sakes.. Comey... Seriously.. A book on leadership?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 06, 2017 04:25 PM (O2RFr)

127 SO

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:25 PM (NWiLs)

128 Comey, leading the way to a New World Order
how brave to leak to the NY Slimes, in order to thwart due process and change elections ...

https://tinyurl.com/y9bnr34q

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2017 04:25 PM (otAqJ)

129 Should have been in the last thread, but I see lots of people on Twitter demanding to know why Trump acts like he's president of the world, since he thinks he can determine the capital of another country.

Totally unsaid is that Israel determined its capital long ago, only to be ignored by the rest of the world wanting to appease terrorists.

And the "threat to peace" argument manages to be even more egregious bullshit than that. Shall we count all the times Palestinians have violently rejected a reasonable solution, with plenty of Israeli concessions?

Posted by: CPT11A at December 06, 2017 04:25 PM (gY9Ct)

130 Generally people don't write hagiographies about themselves.
Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 04:22 PM (nBr1j)

Wut?

Posted by: Barry O
============
*golf clap*

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 04:25 PM (X07+x)

131 'I maintain Comey is a suicide candidate'

Agree--he does have that weird vibe, and it would fit his martyr complex.

Posted by: harry lime at December 06, 2017 04:25 PM (eE/Pq)

132 That Giglio disbarment proceeding is going to be pretty rough

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 04:25 PM (TlvUt)

133 Yes or no: he's wearing a pair of aviator sunglasses in this picture?

And a bomber jacket.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 04:25 PM (O5Q3r)

134 Comey provided some inspirational dialogue from his Circle Line tour of the Hudson River to go along with this heartfelt photo.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9ltqqea

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 06, 2017 04:26 PM (LISuA)

135 He named it Brad.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 04:26 PM (IqV8l)

136 This is the type of self-aggrandizing propaganda twaddle that Obama used to send out for special occasions. Why is he gazing at Lady Liberty? He should be impaled on her crown.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 06, 2017 04:26 PM (7uYFy)

137 When Comey refers to "Lady Liberty standing tall", he's referring to himself, right?

He and Megyn Kelly could co-host a show on MSLSD and call it me "MeAgain Two" ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 06, 2017 04:26 PM (qWtD5)

138 Someone should do one of Obama staring at Comey staring at The Statue of Liberty. Wish I knew someone who knew how to 'shop.

Posted by: Mega at December 06, 2017 04:26 PM (rv0Fo)

139 Wait-- is the sun rising on his prosecution, or setting on his life as a free man?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 06, 2017 04:26 PM (wR71A)

140 I know everyone sees themselves as the hero of their own story but damn this motherfucker is delusional.

And dangerous.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 06, 2017 04:26 PM (mH4W+)

141 Looks like sexual harassment of the SOL to me.

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2017 04:26 PM (sX1BW)

142 Why is he staring at the sun? What an idiot.

Well, he probably can't see it, just like he couldn't see Her Heinous' obvious crimes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 04:26 PM (tRaq7)

143 When you are the enemy in the enemy camp, all you have around you are fellow soldiers cheering you on, urging you to fight.

So Comey sees this only with his eyes, and never sees or hears anyone with opposing views.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 06, 2017 04:26 PM (U6f54)

144 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 04:26 PM (IqV8l)


Very nice.

Posted by: Mega at December 06, 2017 04:26 PM (rv0Fo)

145 Hey everybody, look at my magnificent profile! Kind of like Lady Liberty, only with more pucker!

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2017 04:27 PM (VpIIl)

146 Yes or no: he's wearing a pair of aviator sunglasses in this picture?

And a bomber jacket.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 04:25 PM (O5Q3r)


Or one of those movie-cool leather trench coats.

Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 04:27 PM (cwL3Z)

147 Comey's book will be so masturbatory the spines will be glued on with his jizz.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:27 PM (NWiLs)

148 137 When Comey refers to "Lady Liberty standing tall", he's referring to himself, right?



Liberty? The FBI under Comey was about as far from "liberty" as you can get... If you're not a Dem

Posted by: It's me donna at December 06, 2017 04:27 PM (O2RFr)

149 yep. still gay.

Posted by: Monk at December 06, 2017 04:27 PM (g4lFK)

150 ...storm coming....

Posted by: redenzo at December 06, 2017 04:27 PM (5wSNN)

151 'damn this motherfucker is delusional.'

He's a latter-day George McClellan

Posted by: harry lime at December 06, 2017 04:27 PM (eE/Pq)

152 Oh for Fuck sakes.. Comey... Seriously.. A book on leadership?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 06, 2017 04:25 PM (O2RFr)
---
Leaking Leadership by James Comey

Posted by: James Comey at December 06, 2017 04:27 PM (vDqXW)

153 140 I know everyone sees themselves as the hero of their own story but damn this motherfucker is delusional.

And dangerous.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 06, 2017 04:26 PM (mH4W+)

Not me. I'm the goat.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (NWiLs)

154 123 115 Generally people don't write hagiographies about themselves.
Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 04:22 PM (nBr1j)

Wut?
Posted by: Barry O at December 06, 2017 04:24 PM (cwL3Z)

What happened?
Posted by: Hillary! at December 06, 2017 04:24 PM (NWiLs)

OK, OK, so mentally and emotionally healthy people don't write hagiographies about themselves.

Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (nBr1j)

155 Wait. Notice the look on his face. Did he try to suck Lady Liberty's dick?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (VpIIl)

156 I see lots of people on Twitter demanding to know why Trump acts like he's president of the world, since he thinks he can determine the capital of another country.

I guess they missed the part where he said Israel is a sovereign nation and can choose where their capitol is, so he's going along with that.

Who are the people telling Israel where their capitol 'really' is? The nations not moving their embassies to Jerusalem.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (39g3+)

157 He really is a nutjob.

Posted by: James Comey, 8th Grade Girl at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (oVJmc)

158 Damn, I'm awesome.

Posted by: James "Walter Mitty" Comey at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (pMGkg)

159 country over party guys. that's all he's saying

Posted by: ed gibbon at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (aA0mt)

160 Looks like sexual harassment of the SOL to me.
Posted by: SH at December 06, 2017 04:26 PM (sX1BW)


Pretty sure he has the little comey hanging out at her, yah.

Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (cwL3Z)

161 Gotta Love LaceyUnderalls.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (+PZsn)

162 153 Not me. I'm the goat.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (NWiLs)

Watch out for amorous Muslims.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (XMDuf)

163 In NYC to meet with my publisher. Hope leadership book will be useful. Reassuring to see Lady Liberty standing tall even in rough weather.



I'm sure it will be. As a door stop

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (493sH)

164 And a bomber jacket.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 04:25 PM (O5Q3r)


So this place we're going, would you call it a... "zone"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (hcyUh)

165 Liberty? You mean like the liberty to leak classified information to the media? Or the liberty to put classified information on your own personal server? Or the liberty that Ms. Clinton now enjoys after committing treason?

That liberty?

Drown in the harbor, you hack.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (7UW64)

166 Libs are never more patriotic than when they want their power back.

Posted by: Mega at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (rv0Fo)

167 This reminds me of all those pictures of himself that Obama used to post to commemorate anything and everything.

Posted by: bluebell at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (UoSKV)

168
When Comey refers to "Lady Liberty standing tall", he's referring to himself, right?


Well....his wang.

That what he calls it, "Lady Liberty".


He wants you to know he jacking it into the harbor.

Waterways are his ficus.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (NyJwR)

169 >>>>Trump really played this a-hole, didn't he, by obliquely implying that
there MIGHT be tapes, so that Comey had to play it straight in his
testimony.



Ummm, no, that was actually what gave him Mueller. I have to wonder if he was listening to Bannon when he did that.
.
.
.Uh no, sorry but meuller was going to happen no matter what Trump did or did not do with comey.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (+Dllb)

170 Joe DiGenova assured us Comey was a straight shooter impeccable and all that, too.

Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2017 04:29 PM (RGSL6)

171 "Your muddled asses yearning to breathe free
The wretched refuse of your scheming whore."

/The Statue of Liberty

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 04:29 PM (wPiJc)

172 "Hope leadership book will be useful."
...........

I hear Venezuela needs buttwipes.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 04:29 PM (HgMAr)

173 There's this psychosis involving the idea of being heroic resistance fighters against a grand tyrant that Olbermann, Comey, and the rest of these dimwits are playing out. Its the same kind of attitude that some had with Obama in office or would have with Hillary. We're fighting a battle for the real America against an evil dictator

You're children posing with sticks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:29 PM (39g3+)

174 Franken - Still

The democrats have to purify congress. They can't demand that Moore be expelled from Congress with Franken still there. They would look partisan and hypocritical.

/he snickered.

Posted by: Dewhite Taylor-Jones at December 06, 2017 04:29 PM (KdDCu)

175 Leadership of what- the fucking saggy pants ass kissing brigade?

Is that book a comedic spoof?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2017 04:29 PM (VpIIl)

176 Comey's standing there because the Park got a restraining order and he must maintain a half mile distance from Lady Liberty at all times.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 06, 2017 04:29 PM (LISuA)

177 Pictured: A real flamer, and the Statue of Liberty's torch

Posted by: Mega at December 06, 2017 04:30 PM (rv0Fo)

178 Joe DiGenova called Comey the dirtiest cop in America
on Tucker two nights ago.


--DiGenova is great, one of my favorite Tucker regulars.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 04:30 PM (GsAUU)

179 162 153 Not me. I'm the goat.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (NWiLs)

Watch out for amorous Muslims.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (XMDuf)

I was speaking metaphorically, but they might not appreciate the difference.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:30 PM (NWiLs)

180 He's probably thinking how he can get Lady Liberty on a procedural crime.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2017 04:30 PM (YV+SU)

181 Does anyone like this guy? Do the dems? If they do, do they remember when he swung the election to Trump?

Posted by: SH at December 06, 2017 04:30 PM (sX1BW)

182 I'm no sailor, but the river looks pretty calm that day.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 04:30 PM (+PZsn)

183 He is also fake. So fake and gay. He should really take the next step if he was a true leader.

Posted by: Monk at December 06, 2017 04:30 PM (g4lFK)

184 Comey's book will be so masturbatory the spines will be glued on with his jizz.
--

Well, it probably will sell less copies than "Hillary: Yes I Am Your God," so I think that scenario is biologically possibly.

Posted by: Vyx at December 06, 2017 04:30 PM (aT+Bx)

185 FTFWHAWP*

Fixed That For What Happens After Warrior Pose.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 06, 2017 04:18 PM (z/Ubi)


THAT IS SO MEAN!

Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 04:30 PM (mf5HN)

186 Maybe one day Michelle O. will honored with a Statue of Gluttony in her likeness, a gift from a grateful
pork industry that she did so much to promote.

The staue's massive booty could conceal a secret headquarters full of secret agents and aircraft like in "Team America."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 06, 2017 04:30 PM (wR71A)

187 I don't know if he should be portraying himself as a shadowy figure. And bigger than the Statue of Liberty. Too much subtext in that. (I'm playing at being a journalist.)

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 04:30 PM (YiAXR)

188 BTW the "country over party" stuff a meme designed to cover the uniparty's butt. The logical conclusion to why republican's would want to screw trump over is that they are on the same team as the democrats. Therefore you must have a meme to obfuscate the obvious.

Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 04:30 PM (w02FM)

189 Freedom, that's just some people talking

or in this case ghost writing

Posted by: ed gibbon at December 06, 2017 04:31 PM (USR7u)

190 Really weird seeing Aaron Boone as Yankees manager.

Not sure how he'll be, but Kevin Millar likes the hire a lot.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 04:31 PM (GsAUU)

191 also, the liberal mindset: thousands of houses burn down in cali...but godlet (the "she" god libs like to pose as God...as in "and She is happy") but godlet choose Murdock's house to burn in particular...and "she" is happy about it.

yuugge mental illness.

sad.

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 04:31 PM (TlvUt)

192 No problemo Chico, Trey Gowdy will take care of Comey--- said no one in my cave ever.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 06, 2017 04:31 PM (Jj+59)

193 167 This reminds me of all those pictures of himself that Obama used to post to commemorate anything and everything.

Posted by: bluebell at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (UoSKV)

I remember one of him looking up at the moon--perhaps in commemoration of the first moon landing. His ears made him look like a cab with the doors left open.

Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 04:31 PM (nBr1j)

194 Tell me he's doing an American Spoof of Inspector Clouseau...

This can't be real.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2017 04:31 PM (VpIIl)

195 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (+Dllb)

Don't bother. He's got an impenetrable anti-fact forcefield.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:31 PM (NWiLs)

196 185 FTFWHAWP*

Fixed That For What Happens After Warrior Pose.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 06, 2017 04:18 PM (z/Ubi)

THAT IS SO MEAN!
Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 04:30 PM (mf5HN)



I notice you didn't say "That is so not true!"

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 06, 2017 04:31 PM (z/Ubi)

197 Comey: One of Trumps mistakes IMO. Should have fired that dweeb and DNC fixer by day 3 after being sworn in. Trying to be nice or whatever just increased the problem.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 06, 2017 04:32 PM (eASYU)

198 All that picture needs is a coupla styrofoam columns. Then people would take it seriously.

Posted by: Barry O'Blowme at December 06, 2017 04:32 PM (398bZ)

199 That Comey shot reminds me of Earflaps McBaritone looking at the moon after Neil Armstrong passed.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 04:32 PM (GsAUU)

200 Comey and his brother we held hostage by a serial rapist for several hours when they were young.

Who knows how damaged he is?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 06, 2017 04:32 PM (1ISKN)

201 Grey Sky at Morning, Comey still Whoring

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 04:32 PM (+PZsn)

202 188 BTW the "country over party" stuff a meme designed to cover the uniparty's butt. The logical conclusion to why republican's would want to screw trump over is that they are on the same team as the democrats. Therefore you must have a meme to obfuscate the obvious.

+++++++++

wow, this is the first time I've seen the left trot out the "you shitburgers like "X" right?" sanctimony?

did you know jesus voted for Bernie, you jesuslanders like Jesus, don't you, huhh?

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 04:32 PM (TlvUt)

203 191 also, the liberal mindset: thousands of houses burn down in cali...but godlet (the "she" god libs like to pose as God...as in "and She is happy") but godlet choose Murdock's house to burn in particular...and "she" is happy about it.

yuugge mental illness.

sad.
Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 04:31 PM (TlvUt)

Rupert will wipe his tears with the $60 Billion he's getting from Disney.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 04:32 PM (XMDuf)

204 189 Freedom, that's just some people talking

or in this case ghost writing
Posted by: ed gibbon at December 06, 2017 04:31 PM (USR7u)

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:32 PM (NWiLs)

205 Selling a book ...riiiight. Thats how these f#ckers get paid off... look for Hillary to buy 500k copies and distribute to the poor ....

Posted by: E.T. at December 06, 2017 04:32 PM (P1GJy)

206 a lot of heroism in that tweet. a lot of bravery.

Posted by: x at December 06, 2017 04:32 PM (nFwvY)

207 Grey sky at night, the pillow he'll bite.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 04:33 PM (+PZsn)

208 You're children posing with sticks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:29 PM (39g3+)
-------------------------------No. These guys have made all this drama up because they can't fight on the field of reason, logic or facts.
The "some" that were terrified of Obama had real reason to be afraid seeing as he was an America-hating scumbag asshole puppet of even bigger America-hating scumbag assholes.Your "analogy" to those that were scared of Obama and {shudder} The Hag is predictable and a little annoying.

Posted by: Mega at December 06, 2017 04:33 PM (rv0Fo)

209 Truth, Lies, and Leadership

I'll take "what are three things about which Comey
is confused" for $500, Alex.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 04:33 PM (tRaq7)

210 198
All that picture needs is a coupla styrofoam columns. Then people would take it seriously.

Posted by: Barry O'Blowme at December 06, 2017 04:32 PM (398bZ)
I knew it reminded me of something . . . and you nailed it.

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 04:33 PM (14URa)

211 An 8x10 glossy of this pic comes with a CD of his speeches.

Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2017 04:33 PM (yP91S)

212
Leadership

by James Comey


Chapter One: How to be a flunky of the DNC

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 04:33 PM (493sH)

213 C'mon you guys, he has to write a book. How else is he supposed to get the bribe money laundered in plain sight?

A couple of Clinton bag men buy 250,000 copies each et voila! Comey gets a few million bucks and nobody can stop them.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 06, 2017 04:34 PM (tMFgx)

214 Really weird seeing Aaron Boone as Yankees manager.

Not sure how he'll be, but Kevin Millar likes the hire a lot.


Yeah, lets put it this way: I figured the Yankees for world series contention next year. Now I wonder if they'll even make the post season.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:34 PM (39g3+)

215 Hey, look at me hiding behind the skirt of Lady Liberty.

Next week, I'll deny there was ever such a meeting.

Because I'm shadowy and agile like that.

Pcschoooooooo! See- I just ran to St Louis and back and you didn't even notice.


Posted by: Marcus T at December 06, 2017 04:34 PM (VpIIl)

216 I went to the Army Navy surplus store in Jr High, and bought a parka, bought a bomber jacket probably a year later.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 06, 2017 04:34 PM (6Ll1u)

217
Somebody should photoshop in a set of curtains in front of Comey

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 06, 2017 04:34 PM (lKyWE)

218 The guy's an orc. He serves the dark one, sauros.

Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2017 04:34 PM (zLDYs)

219 country over party guys

+++


except for SOROS/DNC when it comes to releasing this interesting information before the end of the nominations

in that case, it's party over ethics and country.

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 04:34 PM (TlvUt)

220 Rumor has it that James Comey groped himself, and then he heroically took full responsibility, admonished himself, and made amends by writing a full apology/love letter to himself, explaining his heroic actions.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 06, 2017 04:34 PM (tbOMB)

221 The guy who testified before the Senate and the nation that he "just wasn't strong enough" to do his job.

What a dipshit.

Posted by: John Marston at December 06, 2017 04:34 PM (SkuXa)

222 The weather started getting rough
the tiny ship was tossed
if not for the courage of the fearless crew
the Minnow would be lost

Posted by: James Comey favorite hits at December 06, 2017 04:34 PM (HgMAr)

223 211 An 8x10 glossy of this pic comes with a CD of his speeches.
Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2017 04:33 PM (yP91S)

With genuine lip prints

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:35 PM (NWiLs)

224 Today's bizzarest tweet, though, comes from Chelsea Handler announcing that she's "evacuating" from her home. "Dark Times" she muttered.

So her lease ran out and she can't afford the place any longer, is my take.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:35 PM (39g3+)

225 Tell me who will buy this clown's book. Nobody, it probably be worse than Hillary.

Posted by: dantesed at December 06, 2017 04:35 PM (88xKn)

226 Isn't is a touch ironic that Comey is now a Democrat "Icon"

the enemy of my enemy is a pretty strong draw, I guess

Posted by: ed gibbon at December 06, 2017 04:35 PM (aA0mt)

227 Selling a book ...riiiight. Thats how these f#ckers get paid off... look for Hillary to buy 500k copies and distribute to the poor ....
Posted by: E.T. at December 06, 2017 04:32 PM (P1GJy)


Guaranteed advances = money laundering

Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 04:35 PM (cwL3Z)

228 205 Selling a book ...riiiight. Thats how these f#ckers get paid off... look for Hillary to buy 500k copies and distribute to the poor ....
Posted by: E.T. at December 06, 2017 04:32 PM (P1GJy)

What he said.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 06, 2017 04:35 PM (tMFgx)

229 Nothing, and that's all that Comey left me.

Posted by: Hillary McGee at December 06, 2017 04:35 PM (yP91S)

230 Shouldn't someone file a sexual harassment complaint against him for casting his male gaze on Lady Liberty for too long.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 06, 2017 04:35 PM (z/Ubi)

231 Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:32 PM


Oh, gubmint, won'cha buy me a Mercedes-Benz?

Posted by: FSA at December 06, 2017 04:35 PM (ctuyM)

232 I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.

Posted by: James "Gumb" Comey at December 06, 2017 04:35 PM (NWiLs)

233

Puppet Show


Jim Comey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 04:36 PM (493sH)

234 191 also, the liberal mindset: thousands of houses burn down in cali...but godlet (the "she" god libs like to pose as God...as in "and She is happy") but godlet choose Murdock's house to burn in particular...and "she" is happy about it.

yuugge mental illness.

sad.
Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 04:31 PM (TlvUt)


smh
It's like when the hurricanes hit and people were gleeful b/c the states had voted for Trump. I found that incredibly disturbing.

I hope my humanity never becomes so degraded that I would gloat about harm coming to law-abiding American citizens.


Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 04:36 PM (YiAXR)

235 I refuse to believe this isn't Florida affiliated in some manner:

http://komonews.com/news/local/armed-with-assault-rifle-pierce-man-prepares-to-battle-lizard-people

Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 04:36 PM (mf5HN)

236 A window with a set of prison bars, photoshopped between Comey and the Statue, would be beautiful to see.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 06, 2017 04:36 PM (LISuA)

237 That guy looks gay.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 06, 2017 04:36 PM (r9UYA)

238 212


Leadership



by James Comey





Chapter One: How to be a flunky of the DNC

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 04:33 PM (493sH)



Chapter Two: Selling your soul to Satan the clintons Satan for fun and profit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 06, 2017 04:36 PM (tbOMB)

239 At the library will this book be found in Fiction...



...or Comedy?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 04:36 PM (wPiJc)

240

Bucky fuckin Dent is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 06, 2017 04:36 PM (hpr56)

241 James Comey honked Lady Liberty's tits when the ferry pulled into port.

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2017 04:37 PM (RtQsb)

242 Wow.

He butt-rapes Lady Liberty in front of the world and then says that?

The James Comey version of "Better put some ice on that."

Fuck you, Big Jim. Your day will come.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 06, 2017 04:37 PM (K2hsm)

243 BTW the "country over party" stuff a meme
designed to cover the uniparty's butt. The logical conclusion to why
republican's would want to screw trump over is that they are on the same
team as the democrats. Therefore you must have a meme to obfuscate the
obvious.





Posted by: simplemind at December 06, 2017 04:30 PM (w02FM)
-------------------------
More than that, it is an attempt at persuasion. For example, it would make a pretty darn good slogan for some up-and-coming Democrat or Independent (really a Democrat). It moves the fight to a different field than the tired worn out class warfare schtick which Trump has blown apart. A field slanted in their favor by inherently castigating ANYONE who disagrees as looking at party over country - as opposed to being racist-ist-ist-ist-ist, etc.

Posted by: Mega at December 06, 2017 04:37 PM (rv0Fo)

244
Did I mis-hear on the radio? I thought I heard the manager job for Boone fell through.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 06, 2017 04:37 PM (hpr56)

245 Yes or no: he's wearing a pair of aviator sunglasses in this picture?

And a bomber jacket.



******


Probably a cape.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 04:37 PM (wPiJc)

246 236 A window with a set of prison bars, photoshopped between Comey and the Statue, would be beautiful to see.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at December 06, 2017 04:36 PM (LISuA)

His anus prolapsed as Bubba claims Jimmy Drama as his bitch.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 04:37 PM (XMDuf)

247 Since both Hillary and Trump were destined to fire this loaf, where is the demand to read his book?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2017 04:37 PM (YV+SU)

248 232 I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.
Posted by: James "Gumb" Comey at December 06, 2017 04:35 PM (NWiLs)

Excuse me while I throw up for the rest of my life because of that image.

Posted by: josephistan at December 06, 2017 04:37 PM (7HtZB)

249 I'm ready for my close-up now.

Posted by: Norma Comey at December 06, 2017 04:37 PM (yP91S)

250 Please make sure that the book is printed on a very soft paper and possibly 2 ply/

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 06, 2017 04:37 PM (BtQd4)

251 Tell me who will buy this clown's book.

A sycophant of the anti-Christ, George Soros.

They'll rot in an abandoned warehouse somewhere.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 04:37 PM (tRaq7)

252 235
I refuse to believe this isn't Florida affiliated in some manner:



http://komonews.com/news/local/ armed-with-assault-rifle-pierce-man-prepares-to-battle-lizard-people

Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 04:36 PM (mf5HN)



The lizard people are real.


Posted by: JZ Knight at December 06, 2017 04:38 PM (tbOMB)

253 Last I heard Yankees announced Boone was the manager, maybe something new came up today.

Firing Girardi was stupid. He should take the Nationals job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:38 PM (39g3+)

254 207 Grey sky at night, the pillow he'll bite.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 04:33 PM (+PZsn)

--

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 04:38 PM (GsAUU)

255 This is funny!

www.prisonplanet.com/it-should-have-horns-
internets-hilarious-response-to-hillary-
christmas-tree-angel.html

Posted by: Claude Rains at December 06, 2017 04:38 PM (mcQv6)

256 Kinda scary how totally weird as shit people are sometimes able rise to the top of very important organizations.

Posted by: Dang at December 06, 2017 04:38 PM (8b+oT)

257 http://komonews.com/news/local/armed-with-

assault-rifle-pierce-man-prepares-to-battle-lizard-people



I drive better after snorting meth and popping some morphine.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2017 04:38 PM (NyJwR)

258 Yeah, lets put it this way: I figured the Yankees
for world series contention next year. Now I wonder if they'll even
make the post season.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:34 PM


Well, a possible upside to that might be The Editors(sm) of The Moron Cookbook(tm) would have more time for Vol. II, since they so won't be anxious and/or worried about the Yankees.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 06, 2017 04:38 PM (ctuyM)

259 "twatwaffle"

Thank you Anon a mouse, I will be adding that to my repertoire.

Posted by: USMC8541One Shot to Slay them all at December 06, 2017 04:38 PM (xGZ+b)

260 That Comey shot reminds me of Earflaps McBaritone looking at the moon after Neil Armstrong passed.


Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 04:32 PM


Yes. It is rather Barry-esque.

Posted by: otho at December 06, 2017 04:39 PM (qGuLD)

261 251 Tell me who will buy this clown's book.

A sycophant of the anti-Christ, George Soros.

They'll rot in an abandoned warehouse somewhere.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 04:37 PM (tRaq7)

You'll find them in stock at Big Lots until the heat death of the universe.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 04:39 PM (XMDuf)

262 A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and Leadership

What. A. Wanker.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2017 04:39 PM (6FqZa)

263 Call me Ishmael

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 04:39 PM (wPiJc)

264 The Washington Post sez "Democracy Dies In Darkness".

Take a bow, James.

Posted by: mrp at December 06, 2017 04:39 PM (Pqytn)

265 Call me, Ishmael.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 04:39 PM (wPiJc)

266 244
Did I mis-hear on the radio? I thought I heard the manager job for Boone fell through.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 06, 2017 04:37 PM (hpr56)

--Nope, the Intentional Talk guys are interviewing him now.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 04:40 PM (GsAUU)

267 211 An 8x10 glossy of this pic comes with a CD of his speeches.

Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2017 04:33 PM (yP91S)
.............

I want the one where he's unloading his queasy stomach over the rail.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 04:40 PM (HgMAr)

268 Comey is just such a smug and pretentious prick! Gaaah.

Posted by: SteveOReno at December 06, 2017 04:40 PM (2sCft)

269 A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and Leadership

What. A. Wanker.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 06, 2017 04:39 PM (6FqZa)



He's got the lies part down

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 04:40 PM (493sH)

270 BTW the "country over party" stuff a meme
designed to cover the uniparty's butt. The logical conclusion to why
republican's would want to screw trump over is that they are on the same
team as the democrats. Therefore you must have a meme to obfuscate the
obvious.


Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 04:40 PM (tRaq7)

271 257 http://komonews.com/news/local/armed-with-

assault-rifle-pierce-man-prepares-to-battle-lizard-people

I had a feeling the lizard people had their base in the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:40 PM (NWiLs)

272 Ah, Carlos Beltran also interviewed for the job.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 04:40 PM (GsAUU)

273 I drive better after snorting meth and popping some morphine.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2017 04:38 PM (NyJwR)



To be fair, who among use hasn't snorted some meth to lose weight?

Posted by: alexthechick - Breath deeply. Namaste. Prayer-hands. Warrior Pose. at December 06, 2017 04:40 PM (mf5HN)

274 At least Judas wasn't under the impression that he was really Jesus...

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 06, 2017 04:40 PM (ZM2xo)

275 Kinda scary how totally weird as shit people are sometimes able rise to the top of very important organizations.
----------------------------

They are psychopaths.

Posted by: Mega at December 06, 2017 04:40 PM (rv0Fo)

276 Really weird seeing Aaron Boone as Yankees manager.

Not sure how he'll be, but Kevin Millar likes the hire a lot.
Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 04:31 PM (GsAUU)



But Boone won't be managing Shohei Ohtani, apparently.

http://cbsprt.co/2iXn3z2

(ok by me, go M's!)

Posted by: Hands Solo at December 06, 2017 04:41 PM (EzdLW)

277 257 http://komonews.com/news/local/armed-with-

assault-rifle-pierce-man-prepares-to-battle-lizard-people


I drive better after snorting meth and popping some morphine.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 06, 2017 04:38 PM (NyJwR)

Well, you need something to level you out after snorting the meth. It's just common knowledge.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:41 PM (NWiLs)

278 Thanks Comey, now the Trump DOJ won't have to look far when they are looking for leading statements for you to incriminate yourself.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 06, 2017 04:41 PM (W+kMI)

279 This is funny!

www.prisonplanet.com/it-should-have-horns-
internets-hilarious-response-to-hillary-
christmas-tree-angel.html
Posted by: Claude Rains at December 06, 2017 04:38 PM (mcQv6)
------------

At least she has a pine tree shoved up her bum.

Posted by: bluebell at December 06, 2017 04:41 PM (UoSKV)

280 Firing Girardi was stupid. He should take the Nationals job.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:38 PM (39g3+)

--He won't be out of work for long.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 04:42 PM (GsAUU)

281 You have to admit, it is pretty funny to see Leftists fiercely defending - the FBI.

Times have changed since the days of the Church Commission.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 06, 2017 04:42 PM (ZM2xo)

282 Reassuring to see Lady Liberty standing tall even in rough weather. Will go check on Empire State Building now. Will tweet immediately if I detect infrastructure problems.

Posted by: James Comey, Leadership Author and Building Inspector at December 06, 2017 04:42 PM (Astxw)

283 -
--
254
207 Grey sky at night, the pillow he'll bite.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 04:33 PM (+PZsn)



--

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 04:38 PM
------------------------------

That Robert Mueller is the tops!


Posted by: James Comey at December 06, 2017 04:42 PM (pMGkg)

284 I had a feeling the lizard people had their base in the Pacific Northwest.


Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:40 PM


That's Bigfoot HQ also. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: otho at December 06, 2017 04:42 PM (qGuLD)

285 To be fair, who among use hasn't snorted some meth to lose weight?


******

I was told there would be no meth on this blog.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 04:42 PM (wPiJc)

286 How did that tall self-absorbed goofus hide behind a curtain?

Posted by: Under Fire at December 06, 2017 04:42 PM (r9UYA)

287
"Hero shot"?

Is that like a "money shot"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 04:42 PM (7Am4g)

288 286 How did that tall self-absorbed goofus hide behind a curtain?
Posted by: Under Fire at December 06, 2017 04:42 PM (r9UYA)

He may be 6'8" but he's a small man.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:43 PM (NWiLs)

289 Will his next Twitter post be a pic of a personal check written out to some Dem running for office....memo: Country over Party?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 06, 2017 04:43 PM (mQ0Mc)

290 To be fair, who among use hasn't snorted some meth to lose weight?

Doesn't work.

Posted by: The Oprah at December 06, 2017 04:43 PM (r9UYA)

291 "Leave Comey ALONE!!1!...sob..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 04:43 PM (tRaq7)

292 286 How did that tall self-absorbed goofus hide behind a curtain?
----------------------
The WH has yuge windows.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 06, 2017 04:43 PM (YV+SU)

293 Every time I think of Comey, I think of his attempts to literally blend in with the drapes of the Oval Office so he wouldn't have to speak to the President.

This master of camouflage thinks to himself: 'I must be the drapes. I must merge with the drapes. I must be one with the drapes. I must think and feel like the drapes."

Posted by: troyriser at December 06, 2017 04:43 PM (raGQi)

294

Comey-dumpster.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)

295 291 "Leave Comey ALONE!!1!...sob..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 04:43 PM (tRaq7)

Hey, uh, your mascara's running.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:44 PM (NWiLs)

296 Silly was I, ere I saw Ellis.

Posted by: James Comey at December 06, 2017 04:44 PM (oVJmc)

297 My biggest concern is that the Yankees supposedly got rid of Girardi because he wasn't connecting well with the young players. So they bring in a younger former player to d00d it up with them.

Nobody ever accused the Yankees front office of being particularly smart with managers though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:44 PM (39g3+)

298 16 beat me to it. Some rough weather.

Posted by: Sennacherib at December 06, 2017 04:44 PM (Y+/Tj)

299 286 How did that tall self-absorbed goofus hide behind a curtain?

++++++++

nah, brah, he tried to BLEND INTO the curtains. purple suit, purple curtains...and a confused trump just couldn't see the giant dork.

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 04:45 PM (TlvUt)

300 Rupert will wipe his tears with the $60 Billion he's getting from Disney.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 04:32 PM (XMDuf)

Probably going to tear it down anyway and build bigger. Besides the mansion was probably getting old for that area, like maybe 20 years old or something.

Posted by: Colin at December 06, 2017 04:45 PM (CJsto)

301 282 Reassuring to see Lady Liberty standing tall even in rough weather. Will go check on Empire State Building now. Will tweet immediately if I detect infrastructure problems.
Posted by: James Comey, Leadership Author and Building Inspector at December 06, 2017 04:42 PM (Astxw)


Comey from Venice:

"Flooding in streets. Please advise."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)

302 Somebody please photoshop a pirate hat on him.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 04:45 PM (HgMAr)

303 284 I had a feeling the lizard people had their base in the Pacific Northwest.


Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:40 PM


That's Bigfoot HQ also. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: otho at December 06, 2017 04:42 PM (qGuLD)

--It's the squatchiest place on Earth.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 04:45 PM (GsAUU)

304 Silly was I, ere I saw Ellis


******


Oh, so close.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 04:45 PM (wPiJc)

305 The Mariners have a great connection with Japan, and they've been cultivating it for a while now. Very smart of the team, even if their front office is apparently made up of an assortment of baboons and that pierced chimpanzee that shows up in the mornings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:45 PM (39g3+)

306

Dear Diary,

I can't believe they got rid of Peter Strzok. He was as fair and honest as I am. I haaaaaaate that meany Trump


Jimmy Drama

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 04:46 PM (493sH)

307 Statue of Liberty Over Party.

Posted by: Jeff "James Comey" Flake at December 06, 2017 04:46 PM (Astxw)

308 305 The Mariners have a great connection with Japan, and they've been cultivating it for a while now. Very smart of the team, even if their front office is apparently made up of an assortment of baboons and that pierced chimpanzee that shows up in the mornings.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:45 PM (39g3+)


I saw Pierced Chimpanzee open for the Monkees at the Felt Forum in '66!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)

309
Oh, so close.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 04:45 PM (wPiJc)

Too good, Had to go for it anyway.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2017 04:46 PM (oVJmc)

310 293 Every time I think of Comey, I think of his attempts to literally blend in with the drapes of the Oval Office so he wouldn't have to speak to the President.

This master of camouflage thinks to himself: 'I must be the drapes. I must merge with the drapes. I must be one with the drapes. I must think and feel like the drapes."
Posted by: troyriser at December 06, 2017 04:43 PM (raGQi)

Two-dimensional and of little substance?

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:47 PM (NWiLs)

311 305 The Mariners have a great connection with Japan, and they've been cultivating it for a while now. Very smart of the team, even if their front office is apparently made up of an assortment of baboons and that pierced chimpanzee that shows up in the mornings.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:45 PM (39g3+)

It helped for that the longest time, their ownership was based in Japan (and they still have a minority stake).

Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 04:47 PM (XMDuf)

312 Somebody please photoshop a pirate hat on him.

Or a silhouette of Popeye's corncob pipe.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 04:47 PM (tRaq7)

313 312 Somebody please photoshop a pirate hat on him.

Or a silhouette of Popeye's corncob pipe.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 04:47 PM (tRaq7)


But first you will blow me down.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 04:47 PM (mbhDw)

314
Nobody ever accused the Yankees front office of being particularly smart with managers though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:44 PM (39g3+)

I miss the days when Steinbrenner fired and rehired Billy Martin every 5 minutes.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 06, 2017 04:47 PM (ZM2xo)

315 I was told there would be no meth on this blog"

Snort

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 04:47 PM (MINbv)

316 --It's the squatchiest place on Earth.


Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 04:45 PM


Reptilians vs Bigfoot: No matter who wins, we lose.

Posted by: otho at December 06, 2017 04:48 PM (qGuLD)

317 309
Oh, so close.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 04:45 PM (wPiJc)
Too good, Had to go for it anyway.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2017 04:46 PM (oVJmc)

Yawyn at iro fog otdah doo goot.

Nailed it!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:48 PM (NWiLs)

318 Wasn't that a Get Smart character, an agent that blended into the background?

Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2017 04:48 PM (yP91S)

319 Nobody ever accused the Yankees front office of being particularly smart with managers though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:44 PM (39g3+)

--I'll be the last person to complain if the Yankees regress.

Hell, they shouldn't have even fired Joe Torre.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 04:48 PM (GsAUU)

320 Good one, J.J. Sefton.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 04:48 PM (tRaq7)

321 That Robert Mueller is the tops!


Posted by: James Comey at December 06, 2017 04:42 PM (pMGkg)
Dammit, Jim, I told you, just the tip. Don't make me stop this car.

Posted by: Bob M. at December 06, 2017 04:48 PM (14URa)

322 Not pictured: Lindsey Grahma, kneeling in front of Comey, just out of shot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 04:48 PM (xJa6I)

323 wait what?

Comey put up a pic of him making Lady Liberty watch him masturbate? He really does have an ego problem, and used power to abuse the Lady (and our liberty)

I don't want to watch him or his buttbuddy Mueller anymore ... lock up the pervs.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2017 04:49 PM (otAqJ)

324 301 282 Reassuring to see Lady Liberty standing tall even in rough weather. Will go check on Empire State Building now. Will tweet immediately if I detect infrastructure problems.
Posted by: James Comey, Leadership Author and Building Inspector at December 06, 2017 04:42 PM (Astxw)


Comey from Venice:

"Flooding in streets. Please advise."

===========
Comey from Pisa:

"Houston, we have a problem."

Posted by: Jeff at December 06, 2017 04:49 PM (Astxw)

325 "I know, let's trade off five more pitching prospects for a left fielder we'll replace next year! Again!"
--Mariners Front Office

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:49 PM (39g3+)

326 314
Nobody ever accused the Yankees front office of being particularly smart with managers though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:44 PM (39g3+)

I miss the days when Steinbrenner fired and rehired Billy Martin every 5 minutes.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at December 06, 2017 04:47 PM (ZM2xo)


The Vatican had some parallels back around the same time that Steinbrenner was hiring/firing Martin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 04:49 PM (mbhDw)

327 Ya know, that's a great pic if ya just could remove his giant balloon man shadow.

His book should be more interesting than HRC's blame book. That thing was awful. History is gonna look back on that thing like wtf? There will be no celebrity sycophants then.

She, once again, was her own worst enemy. She put her hissy fit down in writing. Comey will be more careful, IMO. And since she threw him under the bus, turnabout is fair play. I trust him more than her. I trust almost anyone more than her though.

Oh Hillz
lol

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 04:49 PM (YiAXR)

328
Hoolio Loogo is managin the Yankees?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 06, 2017 04:49 PM (hpr56)

329 Hell, they shouldn't have even fired Joe Torre.

If they hadn't maybe he wouldn't be working with the commissioner's office to ruin baseball.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:49 PM (39g3+)

330 Bad news coming out of Comey

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 04:50 PM (QC/4S)

331 LMAO Intentional Talk just showed a video of a dog (boxer) leaning on a car horn.

That *must* be linked on the Pet Thread (or ONT for Doggy Friday).

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 04:50 PM (GsAUU)

332 he must have been some colleague. i imagine he was quite adept at office politics, stabbing people in the back, sabotaging others, while taking credit and pretending to stand for integrity. the same m.o. as he showed in the past year.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 06, 2017 04:50 PM (AxFdW)

333 I look at that pic and I think "Man, that guy used to be the Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation."

Sad.

Posted by: mrp at December 06, 2017 04:50 PM (Pqytn)

334 I miss the days when Steinbrenner fired and rehired Billy Martin every 5 minutes."

Ahh, the Seventies in NYC...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 04:50 PM (MINbv)

335
Reassuring to see Lady Liberty standing tall even in rough weather. Nice cans and her high beams are on.

Posted by: Jame Comey at December 06, 2017 04:50 PM (lKyWE)

336 This will end well: Antifa now recruiting prison inmates

https://twitter.com/FarLeftWatchOrg/status/938482759097638912

Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 04:50 PM (W+vEI)

337 I guess I could trot out this oldie but goodie


Said Donald J. Trump to James Comey,
"I've got some bad news for you, Homey!
Since you've now been Muldooned
Let's rub salt in the wound--
You're fired, but first. . . you will blow me!"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (wPiJc)

338 Oh, he loves Lady Liberty. It's the rest of us he despises and mocks.

He has delusions of grandeur and is afflicted with narcissism.

Posted by: True the Note at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (HLTe8)

339 I had a feeling the lizard people had their base in the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:40 PM (NWiLs)

*shifty eyes*

Apparently we have also infiltrated your blog commenting technology . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (K2hsm)

340 239 At the library will this book be found in Fiction...



...or Comedy?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 04:36 PM (wPiJc)

__________

The discarded book fundraising sale.

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (v9vfB)

341 Infield fly rule!!!

Posted by: Joe Torre at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (SkuXa)

342 Dear Diary,

Today I had someone take a really cool picture of me that makes me look really brave and mysterious and smart! Its kinda like one I saw on Pinterest, but even better! Im gonna post it on FB so when that butthole Donny sees it, will he be scared! Oh boy! I can't wait. I'm gonna get way more likes than he ever would, and he'll be so sorry he ever made fun of me.

Bye for now!
Jimmy

Posted by: Jimmy C. at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (Mjus2)

343 It would be a shame if he slipped and fell and got all bruised up when he ultimately gets booked for the crimes he will be charged with.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (Ftuf+)

344 The NFL's $200 million FUCK YOU to America and the dwindling fan base

Goodell signs a contract making him the Commish until 2024

Oh, and he gets his private jet plane

Posted by: kbdabear at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (eh0Va)

345 335
Reassuring to see Lady Liberty standing tall even in rough weather. Nice cans and her high beams are on.
Posted by: Jame Comey at December 06, 2017 04:50 PM (lKyWE)


"I'd hit it!"

- - Soon-to-be-ex Senator Al Franken

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (mbhDw)

346 ... i think we've all seen people like that.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (AxFdW)

347 I just realized what the Comey/Statue of Liberty picture reminded me of.

The album cover to Roxy Music's Avalon. (link in nic)

Someone with superior photoshop skills could probably do something with it.

(Comey really needs a horned helmet and the hunting hawk . . . )

Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (cwL3Z)

348 I liked the one comparing it to a Cialis commercial.

Posted by: oddnot has come to hate the Left, viscerally at December 06, 2017 04:52 PM (g1MTt)

349 336 This will end well: Antifa now recruiting prison inmates

You hysterical pants-wetting krazy konspiracy kook! Grow up and go bowling!

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:52 PM (NWiLs)

350 >>>Every time I think of Comey, I think of his attempts to literally blend
in with the drapes of the Oval Office so he wouldn't have to speak to
the President.



This master of camouflage thinks to himself: 'I must be the drapes. I
must merge with the drapes. I must be one with the drapes. I must think
and feel like the drapes."
.
.
.Yep. In America heroes feel the need to try and hide from uncomfortable situations and people who they find *icky* by hiding in the drapery.

That is the true sign that a hero walks among us!

All hail comey the afraid!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 06, 2017 04:52 PM (+Dllb)

351 337 I guess I could trot out this oldie but goodie


Said Donald J. Trump to James Comey,
"I've got some bad news for you, Homey!
Since you've now been Muldooned
Let's rub salt in the wound--
You're fired, but first. . . you will blow me!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (wPiJc)

It IS a goodie

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 04:52 PM (xJa6I)

352 334 I miss the days when Steinbrenner fired and rehired Billy Martin every 5 minutes."

Ahh, the Seventies in NYC...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 06, 2017 04:50 PM (MINbv)


I remember it well. But I hated the Yankees anyway.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 04:52 PM (mbhDw)

353 Who whispered into Trump's ear to keep this clown on?

Posted by: Maritime at December 06, 2017 04:53 PM (lKmt3)

354 ! GIGLIO !

Posted by: Guy who shouts Giglio at December 06, 2017 04:53 PM (Jj+59)

355 339 I had a feeling the lizard people had their base in the Pacific Northwest.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:40 PM (NWiLs)

*shifty eyes*

Apparently we have also infiltrated your blog commenting technology . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (K2hsm)

That explains a lot, actually.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:53 PM (NWiLs)

356 Said Donald J. Trump to James Comey,
"I've got some bad news for you, Homey!
Since you've now been Muldooned
Let's rub salt in the wound--
You're fired, but first. . . you will blow me!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (wPiJc)


-- *Slow clap*

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 04:53 PM (GsAUU)

357 347 I just realized what the Comey/Statue of Liberty picture reminded me of.

The album cover to Roxy Music's Avalon. (link in nic)

Someone with superior photoshop skills could probably do something with it.

(Comey really needs a horned helmet and the hunting hawk . . . )
Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (cwL3Z)


Sefton Studios will take this under advisement.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)

358 Shouldn't that have Godfather music,
and Podesta whispering "Jump or be Pushed" in his ear.

Posted by: DaveA at December 06, 2017 04:53 PM (FhXTo)

359 J. Edgar Hoover would have had this lackey, Comey, dressed in crotchless panties, garters, and stilettos and serving him afternoon coffee.

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2017 04:53 PM (RtQsb)

360 Goodell signs a contract making him the Commish until 2024

As a baseball fan, I welcome this news.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:54 PM (39g3+)

361 Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (wPiJc)

*** golf clap ***

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at December 06, 2017 04:54 PM (AoK0a)

362 Wasn't that a Get Smart character, an agent that blended into the background?

Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2017 04:48 PM (yP91S)



I think it was Agent 13. He'd show up in garbage cans, airport lockers and mail boxes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 04:55 PM (493sH)

363 He's.... writing ... a book... on...

LEADERSHIP???????


BWAAA HAAHAH HHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Crap.... OK guys, which one of you gave him that idea... you need a raise...

Posted by: Beezelbub at December 06, 2017 04:55 PM (NgKpN)

364 358 Shouldn't that have Godfather music,
and Podesta whispering "Jump or be Pushed" in his ear.
Posted by: DaveA at December 06, 2017 04:53 PM (FhXTo)


You know, the shot does remind me when Fredo is saying Hail Mary just before Al puts one behind his ear on Lake Tahoe...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 04:55 PM (mbhDw)

365 Leadership: By James Comey - When a larger alpha is in the same room, pee your pants and hide behind curtains.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 06, 2017 04:55 PM (a+WIL)

366 344 The NFL's $200 million FUCK YOU to America and the dwindling fan base

Goodell signs a contract making him the Commish until 2024

Oh, and he gets his private jet plane
Posted by: kbdabear at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (eh0Va)

*insert rant about CEOs making millions to fuck up their companies here*

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:55 PM (NWiLs)

367 The real scary thing is when Antifa starts playing the knockout game outside the pizza sex dungeons.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 04:55 PM (cASAP)

368 Okay, don't slam me for this. I have a teeny, tiny, fingernail size chunk of the metal used in the original flame of the Statue of Liberty. Copper in the shape of the flame, mounted on yellow gold. A pendant. It's not anything special I know, but to me it is. Okay, so much for my patriotic sentimentality. Carry on.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 04:55 PM (YiAXR)

369 J. Edgar Hoover would have had this lackey, Comey, dressed in crotchless panties, garters, and stilettos and serving him afternoon coffee.

Yup, prolly.

I didn't need that visual this close to supper, tho',

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 04:55 PM (tRaq7)

370 t. They only have equally corrupt/deviant people in their inner circle,

It would be interesting epidemiology to see if the Clintons or Obamas transmit corruption more readily. Then compare them to Ebola.

Posted by: DaveA at December 06, 2017 04:55 PM (FhXTo)

371 Oh, and he gets his private jet plane
Posted by: kbdabear at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (eh0Va)

--Here we go:

https://youtu.be/ncVpla6vX9I

You ask how far the farthest star is
To go by bus or to go by car
Is the way too far, you couldn't say
You won't get there anyway
He says it takes a private plane
But you could never get back to your feet again
Unless you break the ball and chain
He says now, "Oh oh, it's a private plane"
Oh oh, it's a private plane
Oh oh, it's a private plane
Oh oh, it's a private plane
With all these places in your mind
There's no reason you have to find
Your private plane
Don't play that game
He says it takes a private plane
But you could never get back to your feet again
Unless you break the ball and chain
He says now, "Oh oh, it's a private plane"
Oh oh, it's a private plane
Oh oh, it's a private plane
Oh oh, it's a private plane
He says it takes a private plane
But you could never get back to your feet again
Unless you break the ball and chain
He says now, "Oh oh, it's a private plane"
Oh oh, it's a private plane
Oh oh, it's a private plane
Oh oh, it's a private plane, oh


Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 04:55 PM (GsAUU)

372 Someone should tweet a pic of Lady Justice with a quote

I can still see you Comey and I am coming for you.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 04:56 PM (2DOZq)

373 This Yankee Doodle is reassured to see Lady Liberty still a-standin' tall, while that Grand Ol' Flag waves above me, and Uncle Sam smiles down on those Amber Waves of Grain.

Posted by: James Comey, Corndog at December 06, 2017 04:56 PM (Astxw)

374 I hope whoever took that photo was getting the concrete overshoes ready.

Posted by: wth at December 06, 2017 04:56 PM (HgMAr)

375 Goodell signs a contract making him the Commish until 2024



Oh, and he gets his private jet plane

Posted by: kbdabear at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (eh0Va)

Nice.

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at December 06, 2017 04:56 PM (14URa)

376
I think it was Agent 13. He'd show up in garbage cans, airport lockers and mail boxes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 04:55 PM (493sH)



Agent 44

Posted by: Jame Comey at December 06, 2017 04:56 PM (lKyWE)

377 Goodell signs a contract making him the Commish until 2024

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yamcvz9y

Posted by: National Football League at December 06, 2017 04:57 PM (+INtM)

378 I think it was Agent 13. He'd show up in garbage cans, airport lockers and mail boxes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 04:55 PM (493sH)

That's him! http://getsmart.wikia.com/wiki/Agent_13

Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2017 04:57 PM (yP91S)

379 Gee, how is it I keep hearing Congressman fawning all over these guys in hearings only to find out they are all conflicted on the exact cases they are investigating? Something is not adding up! And it is not just the FBI, it is every damn one of these alphabet soup agencies!

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Splitter Chapter at December 06, 2017 04:57 PM (2X7pN)

380 The NFL's $200 million FUCK YOU to America and the dwindling fan base

Goodell signs a contract making him the Commish until 2024

Oh, and he gets his private jet plane

Posted by: kbdabear at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (eh0Va)



They must not think the grave is deep enough.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 04:57 PM (493sH)

381 James Comey on Leadership: If you have something important to say, tell it to your assbuddy and make him leak it to the press.

Posted by: Eli Cash at December 06, 2017 04:57 PM (a+WIL)

382 Leadership: By James Comey - When a larger alpha is in the same room, pee your pants and hide behind curtains.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 06, 2017 04:55 PM (a+WIL)


Submissive urination.

Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 04:57 PM (cwL3Z)

383 And as if on cue, brown shirt groupie shows up to spew drivel.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:57 PM (NWiLs)

384 The real scary thing is when Antifa starts playing the knockout game outside the pizza sex dungeons.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 04:55 PM (cASAP)

That would be scary for you.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 04:57 PM (2DOZq)

385 They just found 29 dead horses in the Sylmar fire. This is all so horrifying.

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 04:58 PM (14URa)

386 @293

It is by the drapes alone that I escape notice. It is by the ink of pen that diary entries acquire form, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by the drapes alone that I escape notice.

Posted by: James Comey, Mentat at December 06, 2017 04:58 PM (FS/ip)

387 I just realized what the Comey/Statue of Liberty picture reminded me of.

I love that album but its probably too obscure to be an effective "meme"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 04:58 PM (39g3+)

388 Comey thought bubble: "Let's see, I've destroyed Lady Justice, let's see how much damage I can do to Lady Liberty."

Posted by: WisRich at December 06, 2017 04:58 PM (G0vdT)

389 >>>That would be scary for you.

Not really, I dont eat pizza.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 04:59 PM (cASAP)

390
Off heroic douche sock

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 06, 2017 04:59 PM (lKyWE)

391 388 Comey thought bubble: "Let's see, I've destroyed Lady Justice, let's see how much damage I can do to Lady Liberty."
Posted by: WisRich at December 06, 2017 04:58 PM (G0vdT)

He cornholed one, now he's going for the other.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:59 PM (NWiLs)

392 381 James Comey on Leadership: If you have something important to say, tell it to your assbuddy and make him leak it to the press.
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 06, 2017 04:57 PM (a+WIL)


Great summation. Now I don't need to read the book.

Posted by: LASue at December 06, 2017 04:59 PM (Mjus2)

393 383 And as if on cue, brown shirt groupie shows up to spew drivel.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:57 PM (NWiLs)

is he one of the old trolls with a new nic? his schtick seems familiar...


Posted by: moki at December 06, 2017 04:59 PM (V+V48)

394 >>>They just found 29 dead horses in the Sylmar fire. This is all so horrifying.

Medium rare or well done?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 05:00 PM (cASAP)

395 A man of pathetic mediocrity, rising by making himself useful in doing the petty little corruptions of his cabal, and at last engaging in outright treason, a task for which the sniveling fool was ill-suited in skill as much as in fortitude.

Oh, wait.
That was Lentulus Sura.
Eh. Fits this prick too.

Posted by: Zombie Cicero at December 06, 2017 05:00 PM (0jtPF)

396 Comey thought bubble: "Let's see, I've destroyed Lady Justice, let's see how much damage I can do to Lady Liberty."

Two more victims of secksual assault.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 05:00 PM (tRaq7)

397 The NFL doubling down like this was especially stupid when college football and MLB have had such awesome seasons.

I see even the NHL benefiting.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 05:00 PM (GsAUU)

398 I think the only pizza he eats has crow on it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at December 06, 2017 05:00 PM (m9Yt9)

399 >That would be scary for you.

Not really, I dont eat pizza.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 04:59 PM (cASAP)

Who said anything about pizza.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 05:00 PM (2DOZq)

400 BREAKING: Lady Liberty accuses former FBI Director of "inappropriate sexual conduct", corroding her copper

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 06, 2017 05:00 PM (AM1GF)

401 >>>Who said anything about pizza.

The original post?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 05:01 PM (cASAP)

402 336 This will end well: Antifa now recruiting prison inmates

https://twitter.com/FarLeftWatchOrg/status/938482759097638912
Posted by: Lizzy at December 06, 2017 04:50 PM (W+vEI)


There's no better place to find violent psychos.

Posted by: Islam at December 06, 2017 05:01 PM (xjiRE)

403 is he one of the old trolls with a new nic? his schtick seems familiar...


Posted by: moki at December 06, 2017 04:59 PM (V+V4

I don't know, but it's old and tiresome for sure.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 05:01 PM (NWiLs)

404 This Yankee Doodle is reassured to see Lady Liberty
still a-standin' tall, while that Grand Ol' Flag waves above me, and
Uncle Sam smiles down on those Amber Waves of Grain.

Posted by: James Comey, Corndog at December 06, 2017 04:56 PM (Astxw)

==========================
I've bawled like a baby every time I watch the "You're A Grand Ol' Flag' scene. Real tears. Cohan originally titled the song "You're A Grand Old Rag" quoting a Civil War Veteran who showed Cohan the tattered remains of his regimental colors. True story.

Posted by: mrp at December 06, 2017 05:01 PM (Pqytn)

405 You know, the shot does remind me when Fredo is saying Hail Mary just before Al puts one behind his ear on Lake Tahoe...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 04:55 PM


Dude! Spoilers!

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 06, 2017 05:01 PM (ZQfW9)

406 Someone should tweet a pic of Lady Justice with a quote

The plaque quote?

'Member that kerfuffle with Jim Acosta about what it said and if we were debasing it by not allowing illegal immigration. Or something like that.

One of the more stupid, moronic things the media was harping on. Then everyone got a history lesson.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 05:02 PM (YiAXR)

407
It is by the drapes alone that I escape notice. It is by the ink of pen that diary entries acquire form, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by the drapes alone that I escape notice

+++++++++

this is great, what is this?

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 05:02 PM (TlvUt)

408 The original post?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 05:01 PM (cASAP)
I have a sincere question for you. Why do you insist on hanging out in a place where nobody likes you?

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 05:02 PM (14URa)

409 385 They just found 29 dead horses in the Sylmar fire. This is all so horrifying.
Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 04:58 PM (14URa)

God bless those people. That is absolutely horrible. Nephew lost all his cattle and some of his horses in one of the Texas wildfires a few years back. It hurts on a gut level, because you can't help them, and there is nowhere for them to run, as fast as some of these fires whip up.

Is there a disaster fund set up for them?

Posted by: moki at December 06, 2017 05:02 PM (V+V48)

410 Apparently the NFL's ongoing and metastasizing public relations dumpster-fire is exactly what the NFL owners want.

Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 05:02 PM (cwL3Z)

411 >>>I have a sincere question for you. Why do you insist on hanging out in a place where nobody likes you?

Do you speak for everybody? Is that how the comments work?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 05:03 PM (cASAP)

412 Liberty? You mean like the liberty to leak classified information to the media? Or the liberty to put classified information on your own personal server? Or the liberty that Ms. Clinton now enjoys after committing treason?

That liberty?

Drown in the harbor, you hack.
Posted by: tcn in AK at December 06, 2017 04:28 PM (7UW64)
---
But not the liberty to say things like "Flynn's a good guy, can we let him go?" (Rather than prosecuting him over a process crime) Said by the same guy who last administration had all this prosecutorial discretion that he could even waive prosecuting a whole class of lawbreaking.

Now, lying to the FBI is so grave that the chief executive officer of the United States should have kept his yap shut!

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2017 05:03 PM (vDqXW)

413 Who said anything about pizza.

The original post?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 05:01 PM (cASAP)

You are more dense than a neutron Star.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 05:03 PM (2DOZq)

414 Dear diary, I still miss Barack. His silence is killing me. Have I meant nothing, NOTHING to him ? The passion, the longing....may grief sent me to NYC. I wanted to become lost in the crowds... ended up in Japanese tourists' photo ...they gave me copy before deleting it ...

Posted by: James Comey Diary, December 2017 at December 06, 2017 05:03 PM (QC/4S)

415 394 >>>They just found 29 dead horses in the Sylmar fire. This is all so horrifying.

Medium rare or well done?
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 05:00 PM (cASAP


No doubt you see humor in this remark. But I don't.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2017 05:03 PM (TdMsT)

416 this is great, what is this?

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 05:02 PM (TlvUt)

Dune mentat chant?

Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2017 05:03 PM (yP91S)

417 >>>Comey thought bubble: "Let's see, I've destroyed Lady
Justice, let's see how much damage I can do to Lady
Liberty."<<<

When your old man balls are dangling out of
your crotchless panties and slapping up against your thigh, you're
probably not altogether too familiar with the rigors of leadership.

Posted by: Fritz at December 06, 2017 05:04 PM (RtQsb)

418 Goodell signs a contract making him the Commish until 2024

The league's plans for the sport do not include the fans.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2017 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

419
They just found 29 dead horses in the Sylmar fire. This is all so horrifying.
Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 04:58 PM (14URa)


Sylmar has riding stables where people from L.A. can rent horses and ride the trails around Hansen Dam

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 06, 2017 05:04 PM (lKyWE)

420 @407 - a modified form of the mantra mentats repeats as they use the spice to bend spacetime and achieve interstellar travel in Dune.

Posted by: James Comey, Mentat at December 06, 2017 05:04 PM (FS/ip)

421 Is there a disaster fund set up for them?

Posted by: moki at December 06, 2017 05:02 PM (V+V4
I don't know, moki. That was just one family with the 29 horses. I'm sure there will be ways to help but help seems so anemic compared with what people are losing. Like your nephew. You can't ever get it back and your peace of mind is shot all to hell.

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 05:04 PM (14URa)

422 354 ! GIGLIO !
Posted by: Guy who shouts Giglio at December 06, 2017 04:53 PM (Jj+59)


Dilly Dilly!

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 06, 2017 05:04 PM (z/Ubi)

423 416 this is great, what is this?

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 05:02 PM (TlvUt)

Dune mentat chant?
Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2017 05:03 PM (yP91S)

Mentat Interior Decorating Division

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 05:04 PM (NWiLs)

424 Apparently the NFL's ongoing and metastasizing public relations dumpster-fire is exactly what the NFL owners want.

Sure looks that way, don't it?

Heaven forfend they tell inner-city yoots to pull their f*ucking pants up, speak proper English, learn what real respect is and how you earn it, pick up a book and start acting like a human being that actually has some worth to the world.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 05:05 PM (tRaq7)

425 "Comey thought bubble: "Let's see, I've destroyed Lady Justice, let's see how much damage I can do to Lady Liberty."Posted by: WisRich at December 06, 2017 04:58 PM (G0vdT)
He cornholed one, now he's going for the other.Posted by: Insomniac

this really sums it up

The old testament talks of "whoring after other gods"

This is just Comey's ego, perverting what the founding fathers established, and getting off publicly on spewing his "ego" all over the face of Lady Liberty, something we all revere (and not for her open borders poem some "commie put at the base)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2017 05:06 PM (otAqJ)

426 Goodell signs a contract making him the Commish until 2024

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yamcvz9y

Posted by: National Football League at December 06, 2017 04:57 PM (+INtM)



Well why mess with all that success

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 05:06 PM (493sH)

427 Breaking- Franken resigns tomorrow.

Posted by: Claude Rains at December 06, 2017 05:06 PM (mcQv6)

428 Hm now I'm reading rumors of rampant sexual harassment/abuse of female agents ignored and covered up by Comey, along with blackmail accusations. No idea if any of this has any validity but let's just say it wouldn't shock me if true.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:06 PM (39g3+)

429 Heaven forfend they tell inner-city yoots to pull their f*ucking pants up, speak proper English, learn what real respect is and how you earn it, pick up a book and start acting like a human being that actually has some worth to the world.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 05:05 PM (tRaq7)

That's "selling out" or "acting white" and therefore anathema.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 05:06 PM (NWiLs)

430 Rikers Island just around the bend...

Posted by: Jeff Flake at December 06, 2017 05:06 PM (US7S+)

431 Comey is the personification of the Peter Principle.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 06, 2017 05:07 PM (vkS2Z)

432 Breaking- Franken resigns tomorrow.
Posted by: Claude Rains at December 06, 2017 05:06 PM (mcQv6)

Fucker will still receive my tax funded pension.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 05:07 PM (2DOZq)

433 Pity whoever had to take the picture.

Posted by: DaveA at December 06, 2017 05:07 PM (FhXTo)

434 The year of Al Franken

Posted by: Dang at December 06, 2017 05:07 PM (US7S+)

435 411
>>>I have a sincere question for you. Why do you insist on hanging out in a place where nobody likes you?



Do you speak for everybody? Is that how the comments work?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 05:03 PM (cASAP)



It's how your comments work.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 06, 2017 05:07 PM (tbOMB)

436 Goodell signs a contract making him the Commish until 2024


2024...isn't that awfully optimistic?

My guess is he has a great golden parachute clause in case he decides to step down - like the year it all goes to shit. Which is what I'm hoping for, but I guess they think it'll be okay by next year.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 05:08 PM (YiAXR)

437 @407, 420 - or maybe it's what the mentats said to focus their cognitive abilities? I forget exactly. Time to rewatch Dune.

Posted by: James Comey, Mentat at December 06, 2017 05:08 PM (FS/ip)

438 Goodell signs a contract making him the Co-mish until 2024

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yamcvz9y

Posted by: National Football League at December 06, 2017 04:57 PM (+INtM)
----
Fixed it.

Posted by: Axeman at December 06, 2017 05:08 PM (vDqXW)

439 Fucker will still receive my tax funded pension.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 05:07 PM (2DOZq)
That's actually the part that cheeses me off the most. Every damn one of 'em.

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 05:09 PM (14URa)

440 Do you speak for everybody? Is that how the comments work?

Yeah, pretty much. You never stop to think about how you'd feel if those people's tragedies were visited upon you, do you?

Here's a hint: that's called "empathy." Good people have it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 05:09 PM (tRaq7)

441
The plaque quote?


"If you do not floss, plaque is gonna getcha!"

That quote?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 05:09 PM (KOaTi)

442 That is so sad about the horses in Sylmar. Around Ventura there have been reports about dead pets. Breaks my heart

Posted by: IC at December 06, 2017 05:09 PM (m4/mo)

443 400 BREAKING: Lady Liberty accuses former FBI Director of "inappropriate sexual conduct", corroding her copper
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 06, 2017 05:00 PM (AM1GF)


He tried an up-skirt but got cold busted.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 05:09 PM (mbhDw)

444 You know I keeps a private jet!!

https://youtu.be/gZroF9jr0So

Posted by: Roger "Money" Goodell at December 06, 2017 05:09 PM (GsAUU)

445 You know what other historical figure had the initials JC? Yeah, that's right. And I'm taller, too. You all should probably kneel before me.

Posted by: James Comey, The New and Improved JC at December 06, 2017 05:10 PM (H8S+R)

446 >>>Yeah, pretty much. You never stop to think about how you'd feel if those people's tragedies were visited upon you, do you?

Tragedies? What post was Peaches replying to?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 05:10 PM (cASAP)

447 427 Breaking- Franken resigns tomorrow.
Posted by: Claude Rains at December 06, 2017 05:06 PM (mcQv6)

--Please, Lord, pleas.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 05:10 PM (GsAUU)

448 >>>Reassuring to see Lady Liberty standing tall even in rough weather.

I don't understand people who think this way. I'd just think "That's just a statue. And there are powerful sleazy people in DC". In order to be reassured, I'd need something to be done about the latter.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 05:10 PM (/qEW2)

449 My guess is he has a great golden parachute clause
in case he decides to step down - like the year it all goes to shit.
Which is what I'm hoping for, but I guess they think it'll be okay by
next year.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 05:08 PM (YiAXR)

===========================
If the NFL owners think this will all go away next year, they're going to be very disappointed.

Posted by: mrp at December 06, 2017 05:10 PM (Pqytn)

450 The NFL's $200 million FUCK YOU to America and the dwindling fan base

Goodell signs a contract making him the Commish until 2024

Oh, and he gets his private jet plane

Posted by: kbdabear at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (eh0Va)




This is totally not Jane Skinner: He's worth every penny of it!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 05:10 PM (493sH)

451 Pre-order James Comey's forthcoming book 'A Higher Loyalty: Truth Lies and Leadership' now and also receive 5 copies of Hillary Clinton's book 'What Happened' free with your order. Hillary's book makes a great stocking stuffer or Saturnalia gift for your mail carrier or refuse collection specialist.

Posted by: Quarter Priced Books at December 06, 2017 05:11 PM (QLvwG)

452 Statue of Liberty on an album .. makes me think of Breakfast in America.

Link in Nic.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at December 06, 2017 05:11 PM (Astxw)

453 Oh good , back in time to be willowed

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2017 05:11 PM (aC6Sd)

454 Do you speak for everybody? Is that how the comments work?

Trust me, you don't want to see a show of hands.

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 05:11 PM (xjiRE)

455
>>>They just found 29 dead horses in the Sylmar fire. This is all so horrifying.



Medium rare or well done?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 05:00 PM


Seriously?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2017 05:11 PM (p+Wdc)

456 yep , Franken out

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 05:11 PM (QC/4S)

457 This is a weird thing but the house where AB lived with his family, and ran Breitbart, and died, is right where the fire by the Getty broke out this morning. I hope they don't still live there.

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 05:12 PM (14URa)

458 Breaking- Franken resigns tomorrow.

Good. Another leftarded Prog out of power.

Now Bannon needs to get up there and find a good conservative candidate for that seat, because you know the GOPe won't do it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 05:12 PM (tRaq7)

459 Goodell cannot possibly have compromising information on that many owners can he?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 05:12 PM (2DOZq)

460 I have a sincere question for you. Why do you insist on hanging out in a place where nobody likes you?
Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 05:02 PM (14URa)


I think he gets his jollies in just being a contrarian. I have found Banana Splits Guy to be willfully obtuse the few times I have attempted to have a debate with him. Now, I categorize him as a semi-troll and ignore him.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at December 06, 2017 05:12 PM (5Yee7)

461 We need to start a boycott of the Superbowl.
Honestly, I think LOTS of people who maybe have cut back on NFL viewing but are still watching their own team out of loyalty would go for that.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 06, 2017 05:12 PM (0jtPF)

462 I must not faint. Fainting is the campaign-killer. Fainting is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fainting. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my faint is gone I will turn and face the fainting's path, and only I will remain.

Posted by: Hillary of Dune at December 06, 2017 05:12 PM (yP91S)

463 yep , Franken out

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 05:11 PM (QC/4S)




Damn, I was hoping he'd put up a fight to stay but the party commissars must have told him it's over

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 05:12 PM (493sH)

464 "Goodell signs a contract making him the Commish until 2024"

So, failing upwards. I commend the NFL's dedication to killing the golden goose, throwing away the eggs, and poisoning the feed.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 06, 2017 05:13 PM (H8S+R)

465 Comey should quit trying to be deep. He really can't pull it off.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 05:13 PM (O5Q3r)

466 443 400 BREAKING: Lady Liberty accuses former FBI Director of "inappropriate sexual conduct", corroding her copper
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 06, 2017 05:00 PM (AM1GF)


He tried an up-skirt but got cold busted.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 05:09 PM (mbhDw)



You think she's naked under that toga? She's French you know.

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at December 06, 2017 05:13 PM (z/Ubi)

467 Damn, I was hoping he'd put up a fight to stay but the party commissars must have told him it's over
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 05:12 PM (493sH)

they made him an offer he could not refuse

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 05:13 PM (QC/4S)

468 OK bad joke by banana guy, but... a joke. I feel for the ranchers and those horses trapped and roasted alive, screaming in pain. But its a pretty typical horde-style joke about the situation.

Its the kind of joke firemen tell because if you don't laugh you go crazy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:13 PM (39g3+)

469 Good freakin' grief. Per Fox News, there is a Hillary "Tree Topper" on sale: "The newly-released 3D-sculpted ornament features the former first lady "in her iconic power suit with angelic wings." The tree topper sells for $107 for a standard-size tree and more than $900 for a tree taller than 10 feet."

Totally NOT a cult.

Posted by: Nunya Bizness at December 06, 2017 05:13 PM (gwiGN)

470
I must not faint. Fainting is the campaign-killer. Fainting is the
little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fainting. I
will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my faint is gone
I will turn and face the fainting's path, and only I will remain. Where's my other shoe?

Posted by: Hillary of Dune at December 06, 2017 05:12 PM (yP91S)

=======================
Fixed it for you

Posted by: mrp at December 06, 2017 05:14 PM (Pqytn)

471 If Franken is out, then the deal has already been made to name his replacement.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at December 06, 2017 05:14 PM (KdDCu)

472 Hillary no longer needs the weirding module!

Posted by: James Comey, Mentat at December 06, 2017 05:14 PM (FS/ip)

473 Goodell signs a contract making him the Commish until 2024"

So, failing upwards. I commend the NFL's dedication to killing the golden goose, throwing away the eggs, and poisoning the feed.
==

Moar braking news "NFL self-destructs by 2020"

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 05:14 PM (QC/4S)

474 >>>Goodell signs a contract making him the Commish until 2024


Good, that'll allow him to cement his legacy as the man who killed the most popular sport in America.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 06, 2017 05:14 PM (ppaKI)

475 I just realized what the Comey/Statue of Liberty picture reminded me of.

The album cover to Roxy Music's Avalon. (link in nic)

Someone with superior photoshop skills could probably do something with it.

(Comey really needs a horned helmet and the hunting hawk . . . )
Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 04:51 PM (cwL3Z)

You're right! Great album.
Comey's would suck.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 06, 2017 05:15 PM (7uYFy)

476 471 If Franken is out, then the deal has already been made to name his replacement.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse, Real Lee at December 06, 2017 05:14 PM (KdDCu)



Take it to the bank.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2017 05:15 PM (TdMsT)

477 You think she's naked under that toga? She's French you know.

It probably was a major fight just to not have lady liberty standing with her yobs out, given the French proclivities toward art.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:15 PM (39g3+)

478 461 We need to start a boycott of the Superbowl.
Honestly, I think LOTS of people who maybe have cut back on NFL viewing but are still watching their own team out of loyalty would go for that.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 06, 2017 05:12 PM (0jtPF)

--You don't even need to tune in to watch the ads. They're usually collected on a Youtube channel.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 05:15 PM (GsAUU)

479 In a perfect world Comey , Hillary and her minions would all be facing serious jailtime.

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2017 05:15 PM (aC6Sd)

480 469 Good freakin' grief. Per Fox News, there is a Hillary "Tree Topper" on sale: "The newly-released 3D-sculpted ornament features the former first lady "in her iconic power suit with angelic wings." The tree topper sells for $107 for a standard-size tree and more than $900 for a tree taller than 10 feet."

Totally NOT a cult.
Posted by: Nunya Bizness at December 06, 2017 05:13 PM (gwiGN)


Does she have a halo like Obama did?

Posted by: rickl at December 06, 2017 05:15 PM (xjiRE)

481 LMAO it's funny having that Mayweather sound byte on loop.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 05:15 PM (GsAUU)

482 Goodell cannot possibly have compromising information on that many owners can he?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 05:12 PM (2DOZq)


My guess is no one else wanted the job, so he used that to negotiate a huge salary.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 05:15 PM (YiAXR)

483 OK bad joke by banana guy, but... a joke. I feel for the ranchers and those horses trapped and roasted alive, screaming in pain. But its a pretty typical horde-style joke about the situation.

Its the kind of joke firemen tell because if you don't laugh you go crazy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:13 PM (39g3+)


Don't we usually limit our general cavalier insensitivity to stupid people, not dumb animals? I mean, it's not in the AoSHQ Style Guide or anything, but . . .

Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 05:16 PM (cwL3Z)

484 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:13 PM (39g3+)

Not even close CT. People here know when it is too soon. And practically never , at least that I can recall, about peoples animals .

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 05:16 PM (2DOZq)

485 It probably was a major fight just to not have lady liberty standing with her yobs out, given the French proclivities toward art.


Well whoever argued for the covered boobs side is a bounder and a cad.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 06, 2017 05:16 PM (fuK7c)

486 The Hillary tree-toper angel is part of a whole line of "strong women" angels for feminists to put on their holiday solstice winter totally not Christmas tree.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:16 PM (39g3+)

487 I haven't seen a lot of Eagle's games this year but think I can stay up if they are in the Super Bowl

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2017 05:17 PM (aC6Sd)

488 Gee, reminds me of another, self-aggrandizing, malignant narcissist who used to pose heroically in front of Greek columns and such.
No, the one after Mussolini.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 06, 2017 05:17 PM (W/SyC)

489 Chelsea Handler Forced To Evacuate Her Mansion Because Of L.A. Wildfires, Blames Trump


https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=366589

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 05:17 PM (IqV8l)

490 "Hillary" is a boner-killing word.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at December 06, 2017 05:17 PM (yP91S)

491
OT: Those who would know opine that the Ball father, resident roundball genius, probably screwed over his offspring by pulling him out of UCLA. I feel somewhat sorry for the shoplifting kid, but nothing at all regarding the parent.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 05:17 PM (KOaTi)

492 Do you rubes want to go back to watching football by candlelight?

Posted by: Scott Van Pelt at December 06, 2017 05:17 PM (GsAUU)

493 ...3D-sculpted ornament features the former first lady "in her iconic power suit with angelic wings."


*******

"Every time a bollard rings, an angel gets her wings."

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 05:17 PM (wPiJc)

494 469
Good freakin' grief. Per Fox News, there is a Hillary "Tree Topper" on sale: "The newly-released 3D-sculpted ornament features the former first lady "in her iconic power suit with angelic wings." The tree topper sells for $107 for a standard-size tree and more than $900 for a tree taller than 10 feet."



Totally NOT a cult.

Posted by: Nunya Bizness at December 06, 2017 05:13 PM (gwiGN)


Buy one. I am still thinking about getting my lib sis a Chia Obama for resistmas.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 06, 2017 05:17 PM (tbOMB)

495 hey look I am taller than Lady Liberty
ya missed gettin my fine ass in da pic
man this water is cold
hey bitch quit cryin, don't make me straighten out a hanger on you
I am king of the world
professional photog, $400 traitorous book deal, $1 Million, big tall guy gay over the shoulder shot, priceless

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 06, 2017 05:17 PM (BtQd4)

496 480 469 Good freakin' grief. Per Fox News, there is a Hillary "Tree Topper" on sale: "The newly-released 3D-sculpted ornament features the former first lady "in her iconic power suit with angelic wings." The tree topper sells for $107 for a standard-size tree and more than $900 for a tree taller than 10 feet."

Totally NOT a cult.


This cannot be true. Omgawd.

Of course, they are selling Chia pet heads of Obama and Trump. See, that company gets it, you sell to both sides.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 05:17 PM (YiAXR)

497 468 OK bad joke by banana guy, but... a joke. I feel for the ranchers and those horses trapped and roasted alive, screaming in pain. But its a pretty typical horde-style joke about the situation.

Its the kind of joke firemen tell because if you don't laugh you go crazy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:13 PM (39g3+)



I couldn't disagree with you more, but you have always seemed to be reasonable and fair, so I will respect you in this difference.

BSG? I'm sick of his commentary.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 06, 2017 05:18 PM (TdMsT)

498 Lady Liberty? I don't get it. Is that Harry Potter canon, or is it from a non-canon source?

Posted by: Dumbledore's Gomer at December 06, 2017 05:18 PM (mx7rN)

499 Don't we usually limit our general cavalier insensitivity to stupid people, not dumb animals? I mean, it's not in the AoSHQ Style Guide or anything, but . . .

Posted by: filbert


To be fair, there tends to be a blurry line between the two, but yea, that was kinda over it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 06, 2017 05:18 PM (AM1GF)

500 >>>there is a Hillary "Tree Topper" on sale


So now the stick up her ass will be literal as well as figurative.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 06, 2017 05:18 PM (ppaKI)

501 Not even close CT. People here know when it is too soon. And practically never , at least that I can recall, about peoples animals .

And it's not just their animals they lost, either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 05:18 PM (tRaq7)

502
Good freakin' grief. Per Fox News, there is a Hillary "Tree Topper" on sale: "The newly-released 3D-sculpted ornament features the former first lady "in her iconic power suit with angelic wings." The tree topper sells for $107 for a standard-size tree and more than $900 for a tree taller than 10 feet."


It keeps falling off the tree though.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 06, 2017 05:18 PM (lKyWE)

503 Don't we usually limit our general cavalier insensitivity to stupid people, not dumb animals?

Well I'm usually the joke around here but like I said, its a bad joke. Super hard for animal lovers to consider those poor horses trapped and killed by the flames. Hard to consider the livelihood of the people who owned them and the businesses destroyed. But I've seen a lot worse, and recently.

I guess its subjective but bragging about the appearance of a slender woman you're making love to was over the top by a huge margin to me yesterday.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:18 PM (39g3+)

504 I can't wait for the NFL to start mutating into an insect like that movie "The Fly."

Posted by: Max Power at December 06, 2017 05:18 PM (q177U)

505 451 Pre-order James Comey's forthcoming book 'A Higher Loyalty: Truth Lies and Leadership' now and also receive 5 copies of Hillary Clinton's book 'What Happened' free with your order. Hillary's book makes a great stocking stuffer or Saturnalia gift for your mail carrier or refuse collection specialist.
Posted by: Quarter Priced Books at December 06, 2017 05:11 PM (QLvwG)
_________

The bullsh!t must flow.....

Posted by: Lily(former Bronco Superfan) now of AoSHQ assassin in the night at December 06, 2017 05:19 PM (v9vfB)

506 My guess is no one else wanted the job, so he used that to negotiate a huge salary.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 05:15 PM (YiAXR)




I would have taken the job for half the money. Of course I would have gone through the NFL like a son of bitch and fined and suspended the shit out of the kneelers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 05:19 PM (493sH)

507 There's an absolutely terrifying photo of the freeway in LA on WZ.

Yikes.

Posted by: Vyx at December 06, 2017 05:19 PM (aT+Bx)

508 >>>Reassuring to see Lady Liberty standing tall even in rough weather.


If he were a civil engineer, he would have designed the Tacomey narrows bridge.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 05:19 PM (/qEW2)

509 Don't we usually limit our general cavalier insensitivity to stupid people, not dumb animals? I mean, it's not in the AoSHQ Style Guide or anything, but . . .

Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 05:16 PM (cwL3Z)



It falls under the don't be an asshole catchall clause.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 06, 2017 05:19 PM (tbOMB)

510
488 Gee, reminds me of another, self-aggrandizing, malignant narcissist who used to pose heroically in front of Greek columns and such.
No, the one after Mussolini.


Bob Guccione?

* fully expecting Caligula reference to fall on deaf ears *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 05:19 PM (KOaTi)

511 491
OT: Those who would know opine that the Ball father, resident roundball genius, probably screwed over his offspring by pulling him out of UCLA. I feel somewhat sorry for the shoplifting kid, but nothing at all regarding the parent.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 05:17 PM (KOaTi)



There will be a dumbass team in the NBA that will still draft him and pay him millions. I really don't feel sorry for the dipshit too stupid to know don't steal shit and especially don't steal shit in an authoritarian country.

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at December 06, 2017 05:19 PM (z/Ubi)

512 Lena Dumdum knew about Harvey Weinstein and did nothing.

http://www.hollywoodintoto.com/can-feminist-lena-dunham-sink-lower/

Sorry, I don't know how to do your fancy city-folk links.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 06, 2017 05:20 PM (1ISKN)

513 Oh, the Hillary hood ornament story reminds me of something I heard today.

Lena Freakin' Dunham went to the HRC campaign communications director and flat out said you shouldn't have these fundraisers hosted by Weinstein because he's a known rapist and it's all going to come out soon.

So, obviously, never-to-be-president Glass Ceiling was immediately all about the wimmens and knocked that shit off, right?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 06, 2017 05:20 PM (fuK7c)

514 >>>I think he gets his jollies in just being a contrarian. I have found Banana Splits Guy to be willfully obtuse the few times I have attempted to have a debate with him. Now, I categorize him as a semi-troll and ignore him.

The only time I can recall discussing anything with you is the Confederate statues. Is there something I am forgetting?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 05:20 PM (cASAP)

515 The big advantage of Hillary's fainting scene was that I finally found out what those concrete pillar things are called. Everything has a name but they aren't always easy to look up.

Or safe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:20 PM (39g3+)

516 Maybe a Christmas bollard instead of a tree this year?

Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2017 05:20 PM (yP91S)

517
>>>there is a Hillary "Tree Topper" on sale

It's actually brilliant. I've seen the articles about the new fad for upside down trees but so far no "topper" pointing at the underworld. She needs to get this on QVC in the next 48 hours. It'll make that uranium money look like chump change.

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 05:20 PM (14URa)

518 / good ghostbusters sock.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 06, 2017 05:20 PM (z/Ubi)

519 Here's a link to the Cankles tree ornament in case someone needs a laugh.

http://tinyurl.com/ybumtuve

Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2017 05:20 PM (nisXv)

520 66 Going to the VA in Dallas tomorrow, anyone need anything from downtown?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 06, 2017 04:18 PM (+Dllb)
About 40 years ago when I was 17. living in Plano (it was dry), I was have asked you to picked up a fifth of Smirnoff.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 06, 2017 05:20 PM (BtQd4)

521 scary LA video plus photos here:

https://tinyurl.com/ycpwtw6v

Posted by: Vyx at December 06, 2017 05:21 PM (aT+Bx)

522 My work: We can charitably give to the "friends of" to support student fellowships, interns ... and woven throughout, DIEversity and inclusion."

I don't know why I am annoyed, I was already planning on doing all my giving elsewhere, but the fact that they want zero diversity in thought and only diversity in skin color, sexual orientation and the new cool thing of some body dysmorphia gets my dander up every time.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 06, 2017 05:21 PM (eASYU)

523 489 Chelsea Handler Forced To Evacuate Her Mansion Because Of L.A. Wildfires, Blames Trump


https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=366589
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 05:17 PM (IqV8l)

--*That* is worthy of mockery instead of equines.

Posted by: Scott Van Pelt at December 06, 2017 05:21 PM (GsAUU)

524 Can someone please photoshop some bars on that pic?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 06, 2017 05:21 PM (W/SyC)

525 Apropos to nothing, the Statue of Liberty is kinda a take one "Marianne", traditional French embodiment of liberty and reason.

So yeah...Ginger never had a chance...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 06, 2017 05:21 PM (AM1GF)

526
Chelsea Handler Forced To Evacuate Her Mansion Because Of L.A. Wildfires, Blames Trump

She should look up "karma" in the dictionary.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 05:21 PM (O5Q3r)

527 510 Bob Guccione?

* fully expecting Caligula reference to fall on deaf ears *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 05:19 PM (KOaTi)


There's always vaseline-rimmed camera lenses, Bobbie Batista necklaces and split beaver shots.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 05:21 PM (mbhDw)

528 Today, Lady Liberty, we weather the storm, but Tomorrow is a new day.

youtube.com/watch?v=PYNjL9_rCJc


Posted by: James Comey at December 06, 2017 05:21 PM (RtQsb)

529 I haven't seen a lot of Eagle's games this year but think I can stay up if they are in the Super Bowl

I used to be a big TB Bucs fan, but I haven't watched one NFL game all year and I may not watch the Stupor Bowl.

I have devoted myself to college football in general and My Beloved Crimson Tide in particular.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 05:21 PM (tRaq7)

530 There will be a dumbass team in the NBA that will still draft him and pay him millions.

I don't know is he really that good? I mean there are not really very many NBA jobs, the teams are kind of small.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:21 PM (39g3+)

531 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 05:17 PM (KOaTi)

The Ball Dad is just a Kardashian style clone. The kid at UCLA presently does not have NBA talent. The dad is going to shop him to the European League where he can make some decent money and may develop enough to get a shot in the big league.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 05:21 PM (2DOZq)

532 time for Fed DOJ to do civil charges and shitz aginst the JOhn doe Wisconisni facists

Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 05:22 PM (TlvUt)

533 /Bald-headed Kermit the Frog-looking motherfucker sock

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 05:22 PM (GsAUU)

534 526
Chelsea Handler Forced To Evacuate Her Mansion Because Of L.A. Wildfires, Blames Trump

She should look up "karma" in the dictionary.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 06, 2017 05:21 PM (O5Q3r)


Chelsea has a handler? You mean like the big black dude with the Epi-Pen and cattle prod?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 05:22 PM (mbhDw)

535 126 Oh for Fuck sakes.. Comey... Seriously.. A book on leadership?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 06, 2017 04:25 PM (O2RFr)
A hiding behind curtains. fukn weasel

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 06, 2017 05:22 PM (BtQd4)

536 >>>Chelsea Handler Forced To Evacuate Her Mansion Because Of L.A. Wildfires, Blames Trump


The fact that someone like Chelsea Handler has a mansion is solid proof that America is great. She would starve to death in any other country.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 06, 2017 05:22 PM (ppaKI)

537 It keeps falling off the tree though.



******

Keeps banging it's head on the (glass) ceiling.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2017 05:22 PM (wPiJc)

538 It falls under the don't be an asshole catchall clause.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 06, 2017 05:19 PM (tbOMB)


NOW WAIT JUST ONE DARN SECOND!!!!

(pages furiously through Style Guide)

Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 05:22 PM (cwL3Z)

539 532 time for Fed DOJ to do civil charges and shitz aginst the JOhn doe Wisconisni facists
Posted by: porg herder at December 06, 2017 05:22 PM (TlvUt)


"I'll git right on that, y'allszzzzzzzzz..."

- - Snoozy McSnoozerson

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 05:23 PM (mbhDw)

540 01 Not even close CT. People here know when it is too soon. And practically never , at least that I can recall, about peoples animals .

And it's not just their animals they lost, either.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 05:18 PM (tRa



And it's not like this is just a single instance comment with no previous pattern either.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 06, 2017 05:23 PM (z/Ubi)

541 There's always vaseline-rimmed camera lenses, Bobbie Batista necklaces and split beaver shots.

IIRC, NatLamp did a spoof of that magazine years ago called Biva.

It was those types of shots but with woodland creatures.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 05:23 PM (tRaq7)

542 507,
"There's an absolutely terrifying photo of the freeway in LA on WZ.
Yikes.
Posted by: Vyx at December 06, 2017 05:19 PM (aT+Bx)"


How about a video.
https://twitter.com/WLV_investor/status/938410022538682368

Posted by: geoffb at December 06, 2017 05:23 PM (zOpu5)

543
I don't know is he really that good? I mean there are not really very many NBA jobs, the teams are kind of small.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:21 PM (39g3+)



He's on the Lakers roster

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 06, 2017 05:24 PM (lKyWE)

544
James Comey doing a book on leadership is like Calypso Louie writing a book about the subtleties and nuance of the Yiddish language.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 05:24 PM (mbhDw)

545 The Statue of Liberty could have ended up on the Suez Canal. The history of the statue is very interesting.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 05:24 PM (2DOZq)

546 Pope Francis upset over Trump embassy switch.

Trump ripping off more masks right and left.

story at WZ

Posted by: Max Power at December 06, 2017 05:24 PM (q177U)

547 Caligula is one of those films I wish I'd never seen, a memory I can't erase from my mind, now. But I did have a huge crush on the girl that played his sister/wife: Teresa Ann Savoy. She was so pretty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:24 PM (39g3+)

548
Chelsea Handler Forced To Evacuate Her Mansion Because Of L.A. Wildfires, Blames Trump


Because there have never been wildfires in California before now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2017 05:24 PM (oVJmc)

549 The joke didn't bother me. I assume that like virtually everyone else, the joker thinks it sucks that the horses died that way. Some of us just cope in this fashion.*

* Full disclosure, I laughed when Gilbert Gottfried joked about being concerned about his departing flight's scheduled layover at the Empire State Building just weeks after 9/11. So it's entirely possible that I'm just a savage.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at December 06, 2017 05:24 PM (FS/ip)

550 Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 06, 2017 05:24 PM (lKyWE)

That is his brother.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 05:24 PM (2DOZq)

551 I saw Carnage Asada open for Sick Commentary at the Cow Palace

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 05:25 PM (QC/4S)

552 Hillary's tree topper gives everybody a chance to shove a tree up her ass.

Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 05:25 PM (nBr1j)

553 521 scary LA video plus photos here:

https://tinyurl.com/ycpwtw6v
Posted by: Vyx at December 06, 2017 05:21 PM (aT+Bx)

I can't believe the video on the 405 this morning.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 06, 2017 05:25 PM (Ri/rl)

554 'A Higher Loyalty: Truth Lies and Leadership' now and also receive 5 copies of Hillary Clinton's book 'What Happened' free with your order.

========

"A Higher Loyalty". And haven't Flake and Dowd adopted the tagline "Country over Party"?

They're turning up their noses at the majority of voters. Hubris in action.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 05:25 PM (/qEW2)

555 And...
I hear Bowe Bergdahl's writing a book on Courage.
And look for Hillary's soon-to-be-best seller "Responsibility."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 06, 2017 05:25 PM (W/SyC)

556 Chelsea Handler Forced To Evacuate Her Mansion Because Of L.A. Wildfires, Blames Trump

Because there have never been wildfires in California before now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2017 05:24 PM (oVJmc)



Yes, but now Trump is directing the fires to attack her house

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 05:25 PM (493sH)

557 OT: Those who would know opine that the Ball father, resident roundball genius, probably screwed over his offspring by pulling him out of UCLA. I feel somewhat sorry for the shoplifting kid, but nothing at all regarding the parent.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 05:17 PM (KOaTi)

--I knew he was an asshole before this.

He basically threw all the white players at UCLA under the bus when they lost in the tournament.

For a laugh, look up Lavar Butterball.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 05:26 PM (GsAUU)

558 just another note on the ego of Comey in the composition of that picture ... the Comey shadow is 100 times bigger than Lady Liberty ... and the light would appear to be shining on his front (not seen), while Lady Liberty is in the dark.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2017 05:26 PM (otAqJ)

559 NOW WAIT JUST ONE DARN SECOND!!!!

(pages furiously through Style Guide)
Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 05:22 PM (cwL3Z)


Hey, found it!

If you're going to post something insensitively assholeish while "trying to be funny", your Fellow Morons had better find it the funniest thing they've ever read in their entire lives (or a facsimile thereof) or you will henceforth be shunned, mocked and/or demeaned until"

It stops there. I found it under Shelving.

Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 05:26 PM (cwL3Z)

560
That is his brother.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 05:24 PM (2DOZq)


oh

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 06, 2017 05:26 PM (lKyWE)

561
former nfl coach Ron Myer is mort

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 06, 2017 05:26 PM (hpr56)

562 Who is Chelsea Handler's handler? Poor bastard has his hands full

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2017 05:26 PM (aC6Sd)

563 Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 05:26 PM (cwL3Z)

564 What a friggin' schmuck. If I wanted leadership and courage tips from "The Boyscout"....forget it. This guy is beyond my skills to use the english language for disparaging remarks.

Posted by: The Lonebadger at December 06, 2017 05:26 PM (K+pU7)

565 489 Chelsea Handler Forced To Evacuate Her Mansion Because Of L.A. Wildfires, Blames Trump

Well, according to the "Trump curse" meme she's technically right.

Posted by: not the mama at December 06, 2017 05:26 PM (mx7rN)

566
Rod Rust is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 06, 2017 05:26 PM (hpr56)

567 And it's not like this is just a single instance comment with no previous pattern either.

Well yeah, that is a point.

Its one of those things though, like where comedians will fire off what comes to them and sometimes its way over the top. I used to have Ron White and Rodney Carrington on social media and they are hilarious but... sometimes holy crap guys, nobody should ever put that in print. If something is funny, or at least a valid attempt at being funny I try to give it a break.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:27 PM (39g3+)

568 With a little creative interrogations, the Deep State should be able get Lady Liberty on obstruction of justice, if not actual collusion with he Russians..

Posted by: Ripley at December 06, 2017 05:27 PM (MxEKc)

569 565 489 Chelsea Handler Forced To Evacuate Her Mansion Because Of L.A. Wildfires, Blames Trump

Well, according to the "Trump curse" meme she's technically right.
Posted by: not the mama at December 06, 2017 05:26 PM (mx7rN)


At least they don't blame Jooz anymore. Yeah, right. Who am I kidding?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 05:27 PM (mbhDw)

570 I knew he was an asshole before this.

He basically threw all the white players at UCLA under the bus when they lost in the tournament.

For a laugh, look up Lavar Butterball.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 05:26 PM (GsAUU)



I saw that he's blamed the UCLA coaches for his kid shoplifting.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 05:27 PM (493sH)

571 It stops there. I found it under Shelving.


Jeebuz, man! What do you think was holding us up?

Put it back now.

Posted by: Ace's Shelves at December 06, 2017 05:27 PM (fuK7c)

572
Ron Myer was the kind of coach you'd hire to for really shitty teams. He was a "shitty team" coach.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 06, 2017 05:28 PM (hpr56)

573 Finally back home from babysitting Thing #3. He fell off the pony at the grocery store. He has a big scrape by his eye where Thing #2 stepped on his face yesterday. Nevertheless, this is an historic day so I can't be grouchy. Thank you Donald Trump, Israel's new best friend!

Posted by: grammie winger at December 06, 2017 05:28 PM (lwiT4)

574 558 just another note on the ego of Comey in the composition of that picture ... the Comey shadow is 100 times bigger than Lady Liberty ... and the light would appear to be shining on his front (not seen), while Lady Liberty is in the dark.


Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2017 05:26 PM (otAqJ
-----------------------

I noticed that, too. He made himself 200 X larger than the subject of the photo. What a colossus. Colossal douche.

Posted by: fly gal at December 06, 2017 05:28 PM (8TdcF)

575 561
former nfl coach Ron Myer is mort
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 06, 2017 05:26 PM (hpr56)


He also invented Myer's Rum. RIP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 05:28 PM (mbhDw)

576 It stops there. I found it under Shelving.
Posted by: filbert


Dammit, we told him to anchor those bad boys...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at December 06, 2017 05:28 PM (AM1GF)

577 "There's an absolutely terrifying photo of the freeway in LA on WZ
***************

Being totally ignorant of CA except what I read in the newspapers

I wonder if any of this would/could have been offset by not dumping cubic miles of water into the ocean but instead irrigating the land with it?

Posted by: gNewt at December 06, 2017 05:28 PM (/RKWU)

578
I heard on the radio that Robert Murdoch's LA home hass been reduced to ashes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 05:28 PM (KOaTi)

579 561


former nfl coach Ron Myer is mort

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 06, 2017 05:26 PM (hpr56)



Austin Powers is mort?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 06, 2017 05:28 PM (tbOMB)

580 Okay, repeat after me: Senator Keith Ellison. Or will they choose some heretofore unknown American hating asshole?

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 05:28 PM (14URa)

581 That is one tall pile of crap.

Posted by: Lady Liberty at December 06, 2017 05:29 PM (W/SyC)

582
He also invented Myer's Rum. RIP.


Really?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 06, 2017 05:29 PM (hpr56)

583 Ron Myer was the kind of coach you'd hire to for really shitty teams. He was a "shitty team" coach.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 06, 2017 05:28 PM (hpr56)

I hope you are not giving the eulogy.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 05:29 PM (2DOZq)

584 I implore all the intellectuals in the country to make a mental note about Comey before testifying to how great their hero friends are. Andy McCarthy comes to mind

Posted by: sofa saver at December 06, 2017 05:29 PM (4u7kU)

585 It stops there. I found it under Shelving.


Jeebuz, man! What do you think was holding us up?

Put it back now.
Posted by: Ace's Shelves at December 06, 2017 05:27 PM (fuK7c)


I know, right! Where do you think my lost close-italic tag went? Luckily Pixy still apparently looks over me from BlogValhalla.

Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 05:29 PM (cwL3Z)

586 Russ Meyer

Posted by: gNewt at December 06, 2017 05:29 PM (/RKWU)

587 Hey, found it!

If you're going to post something insensitively assholeish while "trying to be funny", your Fellow Morons had better find it the funniest thing they've ever read in their entire lives (or a facsimile thereof) or you will henceforth be shunned, mocked and/or demeaned until"

It stops there. I found it under Shelving.
Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 05:26 PM (cwL3Z)

--Yeah, I like gallows humor, but it has to be a slam dunk.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 05:29 PM (GsAUU)

588 "Chelsea Handler Forced To Evacuate Her Mansion Because Of L.A. Wildfires, Blames Trump"

Obviously not, but I wish it was. Trump should take credit on twitter.

Posted by: Ripley at December 06, 2017 05:29 PM (MxEKc)

589 577 "There's an absolutely terrifying photo of the freeway in LA on WZ
***************

Being totally ignorant of CA except what I read in the newspapers

I wonder if any of this would/could have been offset by not dumping cubic miles of water into the ocean but instead irrigating the land with it?
Posted by: gNewt at December 06, 2017 05:28 PM (/RKWU)


Hollis Mulray...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 05:29 PM (mbhDw)

590 You want a good book on leadership, read Dick Winter's book (the guy from Band of Brothers) on it. Magnificent, excellent book on leadership, honor, and what it means to have men depend on you. Its not very long and its an easy read, and its by a man who really knew the meaning of the word.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:29 PM (39g3+)

591

Russ Myer is dead, too?


Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 06, 2017 05:30 PM (hpr56)

592 --Please, Lord, pleas.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 05:10 PM (GsAUU)


========

No, I'd rather Franken stay on. He's obnoxious, but this might cause him to be more subdued in the future.

More importantly, it may discourage a few Dems who are left with the impression that their party are hypocrites, and it may energize a few AL R voters who think "They're keeping on this sleaze who has physical evidence against him? Then we're certainly voting for someone who has only fabricated evidence against him". No, I want him to stay on. A beacon, a constant reminder people can point to of how bad things are in Congress.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 05:30 PM (/qEW2)

593 Okay, repeat after me: Senator Keith Ellison. Or will they choose some heretofore unknown American hating asshole?

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 05:28 PM (14URa)



They have a deep bench of those to choose from

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 05:30 PM (493sH)

594 "Chelsea Handler Forced To Evacuate Her Mansion Because Of L.A. Wildfires, Blames Trump
Because there have never been wildfires in California before now.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2017 05:24 PM (oVJmc)

Yes, but now Trump is directing the fires to attack her house

Posted by: TheQuietMan

my headline "Handler Believes Trump is God" subtext ... Handler being punished by God for her evil ways.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2017 05:30 PM (otAqJ)

595 547 Caligula is one of those films I wish I'd never seen, a memory I can't erase from my mind, now. But I did have a huge crush on the girl that played his sister/wife: Teresa Ann Savoy. She was so pretty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:24 PM (39g3+)


Yea, that's why I didn't watch it. But I had a debate with myself. One thing I have learned in life, there are certain things you cannot unsee. Your brain is in control, not you. And there are things I wish I could unsee. I really, really do.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 05:30 PM (YiAXR)

596 >> Russ Meyer


That guy was a Moron.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 05:30 PM (+PZsn)

597 He also invented Myer's Rum. RIP.

Everybody knows that was Russ

Posted by: sofa saver at December 06, 2017 05:30 PM (4u7kU)

598 Netflix cue:
The Porn Identity
The Da Vinci Load
Missionary Position Impossible
Lord Of The G Strings
Texas Dildo Masquerade
Shaving Ryans Privates

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 06, 2017 05:30 PM (BtQd4)

599 Barak use to send these kind of pictures out, narcissistic bastards

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2017 05:30 PM (aC6Sd)

600 As Stalin said: 'Dark humor is like food - nit everybody gets it.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at December 06, 2017 05:31 PM (GeIs/)

601 596 >> Russ Meyer

That guy was a Moron.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 05:30 P


That reminds me; whatever happened to cob Russ from Winterset?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 05:31 PM (mbhDw)

602 That guy was a Moron.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 05:30 PM (+PZsn)


You couldn't be more wrong

Posted by: sofa saver at December 06, 2017 05:31 PM (4u7kU)

603 Christopher, yeah me too

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2017 05:31 PM (aC6Sd)

604 She's not heavy, man. She's my Lady Liberty.

Posted by: James Comey at December 06, 2017 05:31 PM (RtQsb)

605
I wonder if any of this would/could have been offset by not dumping cubic miles of water into the ocean but instead irrigating the land with it?


Central Valley isn't getting irrigated. Different critter altogether.

Daughter and I drove through there four years ago. It is absolutely criminal what was done to farmers there.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2017 05:31 PM (KOaTi)

606 Here's a hint: that's called "empathy." Good people have it.



Geez. I'm standing right here guys.

Posted by: Grump928(C) can't even spell emapthy. at December 06, 2017 05:32 PM (QQ+il)

607 I wonder if any of this would/could have been offset by not dumping
cubic miles of water into the ocean but instead irrigating the land
with it?
---

I think the other question to ask is "would the situation be different if we spent our money on infrastructure to handle things like this, instead of millions on illegals and sanctuary cities."

Posted by: Vyx at December 06, 2017 05:32 PM (aT+Bx)

608 595 547 Caligula is one of those films I wish I'd never seen, a memory I can't erase from my mind, now. But I did have a huge crush on the girl that played his sister/wife: Teresa Ann Savoy. She was so pretty.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:24 PM (39g3+)


Yea, that's why I didn't watch it. But I had a debate with myself. One thing I have learned in life, there are certain things you cannot unsee. Your brain is in control, not you. And there are things I wish I could unsee. I really, really do.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 05:30 PM (YiAXR)


Obama reminds me a little of Caligula

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 05:32 PM (5gaNQ)

609 Franken's replacement will be a woman of some kind.

Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2017 05:32 PM (yP91S)

610 598 Posted by: rhennigantx at December 06, 2017 05:30 PM (BtQd4)


Do the White Thing
A Queer and Pleasant Stranger
The Beverly Thrillbillies
Porn on the Fourth of July
Moo Goo Gai Porn
Grinding Nemo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 05:32 PM (mbhDw)

611 Its one of those things though, like where comedians will fire off what comes to them and sometimes its way over the top. I used to have Ron White and Rodney Carrington on social media and they are hilarious but... sometimes holy crap guys, nobody should ever put that in print. If something is funny, or at least a valid attempt at being funny I try to give it a break.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:27 PM (39g3+)

When it's on the heels of non-stop assholery, commenter baiting and passive-aggressive bullshit, I'm not inclined to extend the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 05:32 PM (NWiLs)

612 >>That reminds me; whatever happened to cob Russ from Winterset?


Tragic story, that.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 05:33 PM (+PZsn)

613 One thing I have learned in life, there are certain things you cannot unsee. Your brain is in control, not you. And there are things I wish I could unsee. I really, really do.

Hi! Remember me?

Posted by: Hope Solo's Butthole at December 06, 2017 05:33 PM (iBMrD)

614 One thing I have learned in life, there are certain things you cannot unsee.

I went through a period in my life where I wanted to know, to see, to understand everything. So I exposed myself to all manner of awful, scary, crazy, disgusting, and perverted stuff so I'd know and learn and understand it. To a certain degree, you kind of have to do that as an author but... yeah.

There is some stuff you cannot erase from your brain, like "what does a child look like that has fallen from a high building" or "what does a human being look like in an actual autopsy" or, well, Caligula.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:33 PM (39g3+)

615
Yes, but now Trump is directing the fires to attack her house
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Using secret agent Johnny Storm.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 05:33 PM (IqV8l)

616 Pope Francis upset over Trump embassy switch.



Trump ripping off more masks right and left.

===================


Oh for the love of pete, Frank. Pick up a Bible. You can get one on Amazon. Large Print. Look under "Best Sellers."


Posted by: grammie winger at December 06, 2017 05:33 PM (lwiT4)

617 There is a deferential "too soon?" that gives you the benefit of a few millimeters if you know you're near the line.

Posted by: Ace's Shelves at December 06, 2017 05:33 PM (fuK7c)

618 Oscar Meyer is dead?!?

Posted by: Grump928(C) can't even spell emapthy. at December 06, 2017 05:33 PM (QQ+il)

619 606 Here's a hint: that's called "empathy." Good people have it.



Geez. I'm standing right here guys.
Posted by: Grump928(C) can't even spell emapthy. at December 06, 2017 05:32 PM (QQ+il)



An Alabama fan that can't spell. There's a shock.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 06, 2017 05:33 PM (z/Ubi)

620 94 Jimmy Comey is just 159 followers away from 3 million. Let's get him to this important milestone.

Posted by: John "Real Maverick" McCain at December 06, 2017 04:21 PM (3BFzK)


Wow! I only just joined Twitter a few months ago yet I've already got 53 million followers!

Posted by: McCain's brain tumor at December 06, 2017 05:34 PM (5sQ8t)

621 558 just another note on the ego of Comey in the composition of that picture ... the Comey shadow is 100 times bigger than Lady Liberty ... and the light would appear to be shining on his front (not seen), while Lady Liberty is in the dark.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 06, 2017 05:26 PM (otAqJ)

Reminds me of all those stupid pics of Obam looking at something or other

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2017 05:34 PM (5gaNQ)

622 618 Oscar Meyer is dead?!?
Posted by: Grump928(C) can't even spell emapthy. at December 06, 2017 05:33 PM (QQ+il)

Golda Meir is dead?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 05:34 PM (mbhDw)

623 @577

Not in this instance. The irrigation stuff is all much further north in the Central Valley. The problem in Los Angeles is that it runs right up against Angeles Crest National Forest (and before someone quips, no, the forest isn't suitable land for development), and fires like this one get started in there. In this case, the wind then caused it to go out of control.

Posted by: junior at December 06, 2017 05:34 PM (zVgt5)

624 546 Pope Francis upset over Trump embassy switch.

Trump ripping off more masks right and left.

story at WZ
Posted by: Max Power at December 06, 2017 05:24 PM (q177U)
----------------------------
Eh.
His mask --- to the extent that he ever wore an effective one --- was ripped off well before Trump came on stage.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 06, 2017 05:34 PM (0jtPF)

625 Somebody please tell me who Chelsea Handler is and why I should care. Or is Chelsea handling one of those Al Franken did to women?

Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 05:34 PM (nBr1j)

626 598 Netflix cue:

==

Sounds more like Wetflix

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at December 06, 2017 05:34 PM (hMwEB)

627 Will the Day of Rage over the Jerusalem thing be offset by Day of Hilarity over Franken resignation and, if so, by how much? I'm trying to figure out what to wear tomorrow.

Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 05:34 PM (14URa)

628 618
Oscar Meyer is dead?!?

Posted by: Grump928(C) can't even spell emapthy. at December 06, 2017 05:33 PM (QQ+il)



He's only dead if you stop eating weiners.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 06, 2017 05:34 PM (tbOMB)

629 California has too fucking many people for the amount of water in its watersheds.

BUT WE NEED MORE IMMIGRATION!!

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 05:35 PM (GsAUU)

630 That reminds me; whatever happened to cob Russ from Winterset?

He went back to Winterset, I hear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:35 PM (39g3+)

631 573 Finally back home from babysitting Thing #3. He fell off the pony at the grocery store. He has a big scrape by his eye where Thing #2 stepped on his face yesterday. Nevertheless, this is an historic day so I can't be grouchy. Thank you Donald Trump, Israel's new best friend!

Posted by: grammie winger at December 06, 2017 05:28 PM (lwiT4)


Grammie, you are so funny. Thing 2 and 3.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 05:35 PM (YiAXR)

632 627 Will the Day of Rage over the Jerusalem thing be offset by Day of Hilarity over Franken resignation and, if so, by how much? I'm trying to figure out what to wear tomorrow.
Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 05:34 PM (14URa)


Is Islamic Rage Boy booked?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 05:35 PM (mbhDw)

633 Oscar Meyer is dead?!?
Posted by: Grump928(C) can't even spell emapthy. at December 06, 2017 05:33 PM (QQ+il)

Golda Meir is dead?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 05:34 PM (mbhDw

Goldie Hawn is six feet under?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 05:35 PM (2DOZq)

634 Chelsea Handler used to be a dude, right?

Posted by: Grump928(C) can't even spell emapthy. at December 06, 2017 05:35 PM (QQ+il)

635 Golda Meir is dead?


Gilda Radner's been dead for years.

Posted by: Ace's Shelves at December 06, 2017 05:35 PM (fuK7c)

636 625 Somebody please tell me who Chelsea Handler is and why I should care. Or is Chelsea handling one of those Al Franken did to women?
Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 05:34 PM (nBr1j)



Unfunny comedian that could only get work on as a talk show host on E! and now Netflix. A thinner Amy Schumer.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at December 06, 2017 05:35 PM (z/Ubi)

637 Before all this started a few yesrs ago heard a radio story how there is a new FBI building in the works and Comey wanted it to be known as the James Comey Building

Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2017 05:35 PM (aC6Sd)

638 612 >>That reminds me; whatever happened to cob Russ from Winterset?

Tragic story, that.
Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 05:33 PM (+PZsn)


Ugh. Sorry I asked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 05:36 PM (mbhDw)

639 Somebody please tell me who Chelsea Handler is and why I should care. Or is Chelsea handling one of those Al Franken did to women?


==

She and I go way, WAY back. We could not live without each other. Still can't.

Posted by: Vodka at December 06, 2017 05:36 PM (QC/4S)

640 >> Somebody please tell me who Chelsea Handler is and why I should care.


An Unattractive and Unfunny Woman.

Or as the French call them, a comedienne.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 05:36 PM (+PZsn)

641 635 Golda Meir is dead?

Gilda Radner's been dead for years.
Posted by: Ace's Shelves at December 06, 2017 05:35 PM (fuK7c)


And Ratner's Deli is long gone. How I pine for those onion rolls.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 06, 2017 05:36 PM (mbhDw)

642 Chelsea Handler used to be a dude, right?
Posted by: Grump928(C) can't even spell emapthy. at December 06, 2017 05:35 PM (QQ+il)

I always say she is transitioning.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 06, 2017 05:37 PM (2DOZq)

643 He's only dead if you stop eating weiners.


I don't know whether to shout PHRASING! or just quietly slip away.

Posted by: Grump928(C) can't even spell emapthy. at December 06, 2017 05:37 PM (QQ+il)

644 627 Will the Day of Rage over the Jerusalem thing be offset by Day of Hilarity over Franken resignation and, if so, by how much? I'm trying to figure out what to wear tomorrow.
Posted by: Peaches at December 06, 2017 05:34 PM (14URa)
-------------------------------
I'd go with the clown outfit tomorrow and the burka on Friday.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 06, 2017 05:37 PM (0jtPF)

645 Daughter and I drove through there four years ago. It is absolutely criminal what was done to farmers there.

You know, Ahhhhnald could've had the presidency almost handed to him if he'd gotten a bunch of National Guardsmen with weapons, gone to the water pumping stations that the EPA turned off, turned them back on and then dared them to do something about it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 05:37 PM (tRaq7)

646 Eh.

His mask --- to the extent that he ever wore an effective one --- was ripped off well before Trump came on stage.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 06, 2017 05:34 PM (0jtPF)



A little bit. I recall fondly in the early days of the Trump wars, when Trump took on the Pope in thunderdome. I thought, oh geez, this can't well.

Then . . . DOWN GOES THE POPE! DOWN GOES THE POPE!


I think that's when I knew that he was the guy to take down hillary.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 06, 2017 05:37 PM (tbOMB)

647 Dali Lama? what happened to Dali Lama ??

Posted by: Vodka at December 06, 2017 05:37 PM (QC/4S)

648 The Cockford Files
Barnaby Bones
Little Blouse on the Fairy
Magnum, P.Ness
The Cosby Show

Posted by: wooga at December 06, 2017 05:37 PM (iBMrD)

649 .

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 05:37 PM (QC/4S)

650 Not in this instance. The irrigation stuff is all much further north in the Central Valley. The problem in Los Angeles is that it runs right up against Angeles Crest National Forest (and before someone quips, no, the forest isn't suitable land for development), and fires like this one get started in there. In this case, the wind then caused it to go out of control.
Posted by: junior at December 06, 2017 05:34 PM (zVgt5)


Actually, you could reasonably argue that SoCal itself isn't suitable land for the scale of development it's received. It (like Vegas) was only made possible by the Hoover Dam and the sucking nearly dry of the Colorado River.

Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 05:37 PM (cwL3Z)

651 Chelsea Handler is apparently one of the many nobodies who got talk shows for no clear reason that nobody watches on late night TV. I have no clue who most of these people are, and have never actually seen their work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:38 PM (39g3+)

652 Also, Netflix has a good documentary on the mistreatment of California's Central Valley. Unfortunately, I can't remember the name of it off the top of my head.

Posted by: junior at December 06, 2017 05:38 PM (zVgt5)

653 Dali Lama? what happened to Dali Lama ??

Posted by: Vodka at December 06, 2017 05:37 PM (QC/4S)



He took up golfing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 05:38 PM (493sH)

654 609
Franken's replacement will be a woman of some kind.


How about Rosa Delauro? She's a woman of SOME kind.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2017 05:38 PM (oVJmc)

655 >>SoCal itself isn't suitable land for the scale of development it's received. It (like Vegas) was only made possible by the Hoover Dam and the sucking nearly dry of the Colorado River.



Anyone got a light?

Posted by: Colorado River at December 06, 2017 05:39 PM (+PZsn)

656 When did humourless and ugly become part of the craft of comedy?

Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 05:39 PM (nBr1j)

657 More projection going on than the Cineplex...

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 05:39 PM (cASAP)

658 I loved Gilda Radner.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 06, 2017 05:39 PM (lwiT4)

659
Franken's replacement will be a woman of some kind.

Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2017 05:32 PM (yP91S)



This just in - Hillary Clinton claims Minneapolis as her residence. Claims she was always a Twins fans.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 06, 2017 05:39 PM (493sH)

660 Chelsea Handler is a team player, great on the casting couch.

Posted by: Producer at December 06, 2017 05:40 PM (yP91S)

661 @645

Ahnuld is ineligible. Something about an Austrian birth certificate.

Posted by: junior at December 06, 2017 05:40 PM (zVgt5)

662 Pope Franky said during the campaign that Trump was not being Christian by advocating the Wall.

For the diehard Catholics he's like the GOPe, like a Thad McCockran.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 05:40 PM (GsAUU)

663 >>When did humourless and ugly become part of the craft of comedy?


Immediately following the adoption of the 19th Amendment.

Posted by: garrett at December 06, 2017 05:40 PM (+PZsn)

664 624 546 Pope Francis upset over Trump embassy switch.


*sigh*
What happened Francis? First you go all Leo DiCaprio on climate (he's an actor ya know). Then there's the misplaced sentiments on Islam...who want you dead, btw. Now this Embassy reaction. You must have some really bad advisors. I think you are sticking in your oar where you should not.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 05:40 PM (YiAXR)

665 Chelsea Clinton moving to Minneapolis, no doubt. She seriously is being discussed as a name for Senate candidate in Arkansas.

Vote for princess, I'm entitled!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:41 PM (39g3+)

666 656
When did humourless and ugly become part of the craft of comedy?

Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 05:39 PM (nBr1j)



I am pretty sure it was in the 19th Amendment.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 06, 2017 05:41 PM (tbOMB)

667 I know they've closed some golf courses near Santa Fe, just wondering about CA. How many courses have been shut down ?? The amount of water needed for a course is ridiculous

Posted by: sofa saver at December 06, 2017 05:41 PM (4u7kU)

668 former nfl coach Ron Myer is mort

Valley of the Ultravixens all hanging at half-mast.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 06, 2017 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

669 >>>Immediately following the adoption of the 19th Amendment.

:::golfclap, bows deeply:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 06, 2017 05:42 PM (cASAP)

670
When did humourless and ugly become part of the craft of comedy?

Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 05:39 PM (nBr1j)



I am pretty sure it was in the 19th Amendment.

Hey, wait a second!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 06, 2017 05:42 PM (NWiLs)

671 Why would Palestinians rage over the Capital thing? Serious question? Is there some sacrifice required on their part?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 06, 2017 05:42 PM (lwiT4)

672 I hear Bowe Bergdahl's writing a book on Courage.
And look for Hillary's soon-to-be-best seller "Responsibility."
Posted by: xnycpeasant
------------
'Clothes Make the Man' - by Charlie Rose

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2017 05:42 PM (5OO3x)

673 Garrett stole my joke, but I snaked the coveted "666" spot.

*makes debil horns*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 06, 2017 05:42 PM (tbOMB)

674 Ahnuld is ineligible. Something about an Austrian birth certificate.

https://youtu.be/vPBrt-mdNmQ

Demolition Man always has a clip

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:43 PM (39g3+)

675 Pope Franky said during the campaign that Trump was not being Christian by advocating the Wall.


See...no.

Not everything is either Christian or non-Christian. It's not binary. God leaves us a lot of freedom to make decisions.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 05:43 PM (YiAXR)

676 Insty is linking that John Conyers III, i.e. Dad's designated replacement, was arrested for domestic abuse in February.

Posted by: junior at December 06, 2017 05:43 PM (zVgt5)

677 >>Immediately following the adoption of the 19th Amendment.

Can I have your stuff after they kill you?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 06, 2017 05:43 PM (/tuJf)

678 671 Why would Palestinians rage over the Capital thing? Serious question? Is there some sacrifice required on their part?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 06, 2017 05:42 PM (lwiT4)

Good point, Grammie. It's not like they can't be raging otherwise. Raging is what they do.

Posted by: Northernlurker, glad to be only lurking at December 06, 2017 05:43 PM (nBr1j)

679 Why would Palestinians rage over the Capital thing? Serious question? Is there some sacrifice required on their part?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 06, 2017 05:42 PM (lwiT4)


Palestinians rage over the sun rising and setting. And as regularly.

Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 05:44 PM (cwL3Z)

680
Actually, you could reasonably argue that SoCal itself isn't suitable land for the scale of development it's received. It (like Vegas) was only made possible by the Hoover Dam and the sucking nearly dry of the Colorado River.
Posted by: filbert at December 06, 2017 05:37 PM (cwL3Z)


It destroyed Mono Lake too

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at December 06, 2017 05:44 PM (lKyWE)

681 671 Why would Palestinians rage over the Capital thing? Serious question? Is there some sacrifice required on their part?

Posted by: grammie winger at December 06, 2017 05:42 PM (lwiT4)

--Supposedly Gropey Mo ascended to heaven from Jerusalem.

Zero historical evidence he was ever there (without getting to the matter of whether he even existed).

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 05:44 PM (GsAUU)

682
Insty is linking that John Conyers III, i.e. Dad's designated replacement, was arrested for domestic abuse in February.
Posted by: junior


He's a shoo-in now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 05:44 PM (IqV8l)

683 Insty is linking that John Conyers III, i.e. Dad's designated replacement, was arrested for domestic abuse in February.

Posted by: junior at December 06, 2017 05:43 PM (zVgt5)

The bitch set me up!

Posted by: John Conyers III at December 06, 2017 05:44 PM (wYseH)

684 Why would Palestinians rage over the Capital thing? Serious question? Is there some sacrifice required on their part?

Muslims claim that Jerusalem is Muslim and the second holiest place on earth. They claim that it cannot be Jewish because of their jewy jooness and calling it the capitol of Israel sort of damages the whole "we own this joint" attitude of the palestinians.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:45 PM (39g3+)

685 Franken's office says NO resignation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 05:45 PM (IqV8l)

686 Why would Palestinians rage over the Capital thing? Serious question? Is there some sacrifice required on their part?

==

Permenancy of Jews in the Holy Land. They worked many year to delegitimize Jews and their standing, connection to the land of Israel. Went as far as to say that Jews are not connected to the land at all. Jews had continuous presence there for at least 2000 years. Unlike some transient Arabs.

Posted by: runner at December 06, 2017 05:45 PM (QC/4S)

687 Memo to self:
I really like those Tuesday breakfast tacos. but, yuk tomatoes
White House lunch menu has salad, meat and dessert. which fork to use
Get up, get dressed, shower never do that again

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 06, 2017 05:45 PM (BtQd4)

688 Aren't you supposed to write about something you know about?

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at December 06, 2017 05:46 PM (hKi6n)

689 although the dems will claim Franken is out to put pressure on Moore, it really is because the black caucasions were so mad because the black guy got the boot but they were gonna give the white guy a pass.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 06, 2017 05:46 PM (k1TUh)

690 More blue on blue Nood -ness

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 06, 2017 05:46 PM (xJa6I)

691 Also, Netflix has a good documentary on the mistreatment of California's Central Valley. Unfortunately, I can't remember the name of it off the top of my head.

Netflix has a good movie right now, The Case for Christ.

I thought it was really good.

Posted by: The Media at December 06, 2017 05:46 PM (GQn43)

692 "Pope Franky said during the campaign that Trump was not being Christian by advocating the Wall. "

He said that while living behind a big wall, guarded by the Swiss Guards.
A wall built to repel Muslim invasion.
But for that, the Vatican would be like Constantinople.
Another sorry memory of conquest.

Posted by: navybrat at December 06, 2017 05:46 PM (w7KSn)

693


nood

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at December 06, 2017 05:46 PM (hpr56)

694 Not everything is either Christian or non-Christian. It's not binary. God leaves us a lot of freedom to make decisions.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla or Professor Chaos at December 06, 2017 05:43 PM (YiAXR)

--Catholic teaching is that those with legal authority have a *moral* *obligation* to protect their citizens. It goes back at least to St. Augustine, if not St. Paul himself.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 05:46 PM (GsAUU)

695 --and of course Trump loved pointing out that Vatican City has walls.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 05:47 PM (GsAUU)

696 Case for Christ was actually pretty well done, I agree. Better than the usual effort by Christian film makers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 06, 2017 05:47 PM (39g3+)

697 685
Franken's office says NO resignation.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2017 05:45 PM (IqV8l)

Stand Strong, Al! Power Through!

Posted by: davidt at December 06, 2017 05:47 PM (yP91S)

698 @686

The Palis (and Arabs) have gone so far as to claim that the Jews aren't really descended from the ancient Jews, but just some group that took the name.

Posted by: junior at December 06, 2017 05:47 PM (zVgt5)

699 -Supposedly Gropey Mo ascended to heaven from Jerusalem.


Suuuuure he did.

Oh, and someone should tell those Palis that "down" isn't up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 06, 2017 05:48 PM (tRaq7)

700 The Leontine wall was built by Muslim slaves captured during one of their ill fated attacks.
He made the Muslims pay for it!

Posted by: navybrat at December 06, 2017 05:49 PM (w7KSn)

701 Zero historical evidence he was ever there (without getting to the matter of whether he even existed).

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 05:44 PM (GsAUU)

There is ample historical and archeological evidence that the Jews/Israelites have been there for 3,000 years.

So even granting Mo's existence...why does it matter?

Fvck 'em all.


L'shana habaah b'yerushalayim!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2017 05:49 PM (wYseH)

702 683 Insty is linking that John Conyers III, i.e. Dad's designated replacement, was arrested for domestic abuse in February.

Posted by: junior at December 06, 2017 05:43 PM (zVgt5)

The bitch set me up!
Posted by: John Conyers III at December 06, 2017 05:44 PM (wYseH)

--FIFY

This epic quote must be preserved faithfully.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 05:49 PM (GsAUU)

703 I love how Dems are enacting ex post facto groping restrictions. Liberals are constantly adding on new regulations, and they're always retroactive, as Joy Reid and others are discovering.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2017 05:50 PM (/qEW2)

704 L'shana habaah b'yerushalayim!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2017 05:49 PM (wYseH)

--Agreed.

Does that mean "Pray for the peace of Jerusalem?

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 05:50 PM (GsAUU)

705 Does that mean "Pray for the peace of Jerusalem?

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 05:50 PM (GsAUU)

No, it means, "Next year in Jerusalem," and it is the prayer that all Jews say.

Jerusalem is the lodestone of Judaism.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2017 05:52 PM (wYseH)

706 FBI under Hoover hunted stinking Commies. FBI under Comey protected stinking Commies.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 06, 2017 05:52 PM (e1mEI)

707 A little bit. I recall fondly in the early days of the Trump wars, when Trump took on the Pope in thunderdome. I thought, oh geez, this can't well.

Then . . . DOWN GOES THE POPE! DOWN GOES THE POPE!

I think that's when I knew that he was the guy to take down hillary.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 06, 2017 05:37 PM (tbOMB)
-------------------------------

Yeah, but the reason it went down as well as it did is because Francis had already blown his credibility by his obvious, kneejerk leftism.

I'm just saying that Trump didn't UNMASK him. We knew what he was before that.

But of course, what Trump did was challenge him fearlessly, straight up, hard.

(Unlike you, I thought it was an obnoxious blunder.
Of course Popo is a left-wing twit --- but you can't SAY it!
But didn't hurt Trump one bit with the Catholic vote and it probably helped with others.
I was dead WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 06, 2017 05:53 PM (0jtPF)

708 He puts me most in mind of Valerie Plame.

Posted by: Kerry at December 06, 2017 05:55 PM (ms6f8)

709 Candidates for Comey's Book Title:

-No Intent

-How I Saved the Bleachbit Bitch, Bitch!

-Puppet: J. Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCathyism

-Dummy's Guide on How to Start a Leak

-Dirty Comey in Magnum Farce -Soon to Made into a Action Packed Thirller

Posted by: Minuteman at December 06, 2017 05:58 PM (A3b6q)

710 69 This picture is almost as lame as the one David Sirota posted of himself punching a camera.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 06, 2017 04:19 PM (XMDuf)

According to the AOSHQ Style Guide you should have ended your post with

POW!!!

Posted by: Minuteman at December 06, 2017 06:01 PM (A3b6q)

711 Him put fort in Fort Myers.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at December 06, 2017 06:02 PM (Jj+59)

712

I'd give up my pension if this guy, Comey, could pass a fitness for duty psych evaluation.



Posted by: Redgrains at December 06, 2017 06:10 PM (WPxnj)

713 Pride goeth before the fall. Comey sees himself as a warrior for the cause. What he doesn't see is the eventual roasting, humiliation, and downfall that awaits him.

Posted by: Cheri at December 06, 2017 06:12 PM (oiNtH)

714 No, it means, "Next year in Jerusalem," and it is the prayer that all Jews say.

Jerusalem is the lodestone of Judaism.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 06, 2017 05:52 PM (wYseH)

--Ah, Passover.

I like how in Hebrew you "go up" to Jerusalem, even if you live in Tibet.

Posted by: logprof at December 06, 2017 06:41 PM (GsAUU)

715 This is like Ted Bundy giving college girls dating tips.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 06, 2017 07:14 PM (UsCnO)

716 147
Comey's book will be so masturbatory the spines will be glued on with his jizz.

Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at December 06, 2017 04:27 PM (NWiLs)

Comey calls it a "personal autograph".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 06, 2017 07:19 PM (UsCnO)

717 Comey comes across as one of the most arrogant guys with delusions of grandeur. It's galling that he's always posing as a humble, honest guy. I hope his book tanks. He lost nearly all of his credibility letting Hillary Clinton skate, and he lost what tiny amount was left admitting he set up Trump for a special counsel. what a toad....

Posted by: Jill V2 at December 06, 2017 07:48 PM (MUX/+)

718 The comey selfy is begging to be photoshopped ala fark

Posted by: Justasheep at December 06, 2017 09:06 PM (8l1Rg)

719 Some people are going to feel really awkward when I reveal that I am actually a horse.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Ho Ho Hoing to the Holidays at December 07, 2017 04:35 PM (BUoSF)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.08, elapsed 0.0847 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0148 seconds, 728 records returned.
Page size 320 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat