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Two More Women Accuse Franken, One of Groping Her Breast, The Other of Forcing His Tongue Down Her Throat

Three incidences make a pattern. Six incidences make a compulsion.

Another grope on a USO tour, this one of a female veteran, via CNN:

"When he put his arm around me, he groped my right breast. He kept his hand all the way over on my breast," Kemplin said in an interview. "I've never had a man put their arm around me and then cup my breast. So he was holding my breast on the side."

Kemplin repeatedly used the word "embarrassed" to describe her immediate reaction at the time.

"I remember clenching up and how you just feel yourself flushed," she said. "And I remember thinking -- is he going to move his hand? Was it an accident? Was he going to move his hand? He never moved his hand."

Via Jezebel, a minor elected liberal politician in New England (who's remaining anonymous) says Franken stuck his tongue in her mouth during an Air America sketch show.

As for the first new allegation, Franken issued another one of his "I'm very sorry but my memory is so fuzzy about grabbin up on tits I can't remember" specials.

Posted by: Ace at 05:02 PM




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Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 05:01 PM (8XRCm)

2 Frankens shit is about humiliating and dominating these women. It's sick.

Posted by: Jihadi at November 30, 2017 05:01 PM (08waW)

3 Perhaps the accusations will keep coming until he relents and steps down.

Posted by: Emmie -- please, no public display of insanity at November 30, 2017 05:01 PM (/A+Cl)

4 AL FRANKLIN IS AN...AN...AN...AN...AN ICON!!! I THINK! ASK ME AGAIN TOMORROW!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 30, 2017 05:02 PM (O5Q3r)

5 He's a white democrat, shouldn't be a problem.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2017 05:02 PM (7ZVPa)

6 Franken needs to be taken out behind the barn and have the shit beat out of him. What a POS that claims "well I don't remember but sorry anyway".

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2017 05:02 PM (oiNtH)

7
Al Franken: It was meant to be funny. Can't you people take a joke?!?! Don't you understand how humor works?!?!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 05:02 PM (493sH)

8
Things are heating up.

Great to hear about calls for Conyers resignation....and his wife calling it racist. Lol.


All the dems involved can go to hell....and all the GOPe as well..... way too many cover ups and taxpayer funded payoffs going on.....


Need to release the info on the payouts to cover up all the Congress critters misdeeds. Let the chips fall where they may.....


Sick bastards. The whole swampy lot of 'em...

Posted by: Angry and Confused Congressional Page at November 30, 2017 05:03 PM (tDTdL)

9 Honestly who cares ab out frankin, the prick they appoint after him will be worse

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 05:03 PM (5y11N)

10 I bet if you look back at Franken's career some of this probably happened while he was at SNL.

Posted by: dantesed at November 30, 2017 05:03 PM (88xKn)

11 "Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and Doggone it, people like getting groped by me."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 05:03 PM (xJa6I)

12 I wonder if Matt Damon ever watches Al Franken on TV and pests to God that he does not look like that in 20 years.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 30, 2017 05:03 PM (3NPFM)

13
HAH!!!

AL.... buddy. Grab a tit and forced frenching. Same play over and over and over. And you're striking out everytime!! You need to cahnge it up. Try something new!

Drop trou. Put a rape button in your dressing room. Rufinol is your friend.

C'mon dude. Get creative.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 30, 2017 05:03 PM (8XRCm)

14 gross. just the thought of that creep sticking his tongue down my throat make me gag.

Posted by: IC at November 30, 2017 05:04 PM (a0IVu)

15 Prays, but it is pests in Damons case.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 30, 2017 05:04 PM (3NPFM)

16 Look, we need to focus on the important issues, not some comedian who's never held office. President Bush is tearing this country apart with his tax cut plans and incessant tweeting.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 30, 2017 05:04 PM (SkuXa)

17 So his specialty is "Grope-and-run."
Creep.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 05:04 PM (W+vEI)

18 Well we have hard evidence of franken sexual assault but we have zilch on Moore and I am still waiting for mcconnell to call out franken for an ethics investigation and to resign.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 30, 2017 05:04 PM (+Dllb)

19 Al is one who isn't going anywhere at least till his term is up.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2017 05:04 PM (aC6Sd)

20 He's mouth-raped so many women that you can't expect him to remember any particular victim.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 05:04 PM (QQ+il)

21 I want the name of every politician who paid out money to hush up a scandal.

I also want my tax money that was used in the payoffs paid back, with interest.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2017 05:04 PM (7ZVPa)

22 well at least he didn't drop his pants and tell some unsuspecting lady to 'touch the bunny'.

Posted by: IC at November 30, 2017 05:05 PM (a0IVu)

23 Franken needs to stay put. He's no use if he leaves.

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 30, 2017 05:05 PM (lJW6d)

24 This crap is getting out of hand.

I was entertained by Bob Hope and Raquel Welch.
At the time (1969), Raquel looked old to me.

No Hanky-Panky-Touchy-Feely. Just old stale funny jokes and great singing.

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 30, 2017 05:05 PM (DofIg)

25 Well, Minnesota, how does this feel? We told you, if you elect clowns to high office, nobody will take seriously, and you shouldn't be surprised when you get... eh, pie, flung in your face.

Stupid state.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2017 05:05 PM (9chmE)

26 Has Mitch said nothing? Isn't Franken in his house, so to speak?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 05:05 PM (QQ+il)

27 >>>I am still waiting for mcconnell to call out franken for an ethics investigation

November 16 ring a bell?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus (No Smoothies) at November 30, 2017 05:05 PM (3NPFM)

28 His go to move is like an Alien facehugger.Ewww

Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2017 05:06 PM (LiyEm)

29 -
Grabbing her boob was only a joke.
She just didn't wait for the tongue-punch line.




Posted by: Al Franken at November 30, 2017 05:06 PM (pMGkg)

30 25 Well, Minnesota, how does this feel? We told you, if you elect clowns to high office, nobody will take seriously, and you shouldn't be surprised when you get... eh, pie, flung in your face.

Stupid state.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2017 05:05 PM (9chmE)


Maybe Jesse Ventura could fill out the rest of his term.

Posted by: jwb7605 at November 30, 2017 05:06 PM (DofIg)

31 9: for sure. mark dayton d (dumbfuck) governator of minnesota is nuttier than squirrel shit. he would appoint frankens' replacement. that will end well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2017 05:06 PM (KP5rU)

32 get a load of these Eva Brauns

Posted by: x at November 30, 2017 05:06 PM (nFwvY)

33 Franken needs to stay put. He's no use if he leaves.
Posted by: Pete Seria
..........
agree.. the Dem governor of Minnesota would only appoint another Dem anyways..

Franken is easier to beat in 2020 if he just stays put.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 30, 2017 05:06 PM (so+oy)

34 Minnesota land of 10,000 pervs

Posted by: Jihadi at November 30, 2017 05:07 PM (08waW)

35 Ace is getting his news from Jezebel? The whole world is going haywire.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 30, 2017 05:07 PM (EzdLW)

36 To be fair, Democrats aren't used to being held accountable for their abhorrent behavior.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 30, 2017 05:07 PM (ppaKI)

37 25 Well, Minnesota, how does this feel? We told you, if you elect clowns to high office, nobody will take seriously, and you shouldn't be surprised when you get... eh, pie, flung in your face.

Stupid state.

Off da!
Unka funka you doo.

Posted by: MN at November 30, 2017 05:07 PM (r9UYA)

38 im writing Flake ands McCain for the second time about calling for Franken to step down. I pointed out they were in 100%, loud and proud for Judge Moore to step down.

Fucking assholes.

Posted by: Chump change at November 30, 2017 05:07 PM (e8nXh)

39 8
Things are heating up.

Great to hear about calls for Conyers resignation....and his wife calling it racist. Lol.


All the dems involved can go to hell....and all the GOPe as well..... way too many cover ups and taxpayer funded payoffs going on.....


Need to release the info on the payouts to cover up all the Congress critters misdeeds. Let the chips fall where they may.....


Sick bastards. The whole swampy lot of 'em...
Posted by: Angry and Confused Congressional Page at November 30, 2017 05:03 PM (tDTdL)



Is she still in prison?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 05:07 PM (z/Ubi)

40 Look, we need to focus on the important issues, not
some comedian who's never held office. President Bush is tearing this
country apart with his tax cut plans and incessant tweeting.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 30, 2017 05:04 PM (SkuXa)


Come a little closer to my wheelchair, Nan, you seem to be getting senile, and you probably won't remember this.

Posted by: G H W Bush at November 30, 2017 05:08 PM (9chmE)

41 "And I remember thinking -- is he going to move his hand? Was it an accident? Was he going to move his hand? He never moved his hand."

----


As you turn towards him to knee him in the nads, he will also lose bewb contact. it's physics or something

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 30, 2017 05:08 PM (vChNs)

42 An actual partisan Majority Leader would be beating the drum over this.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 05:08 PM (QQ+il)

43 Well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn lobbyists so the voters don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing
with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you
people?

Posted by: Al Franken at November 30, 2017 05:08 PM (QLvwG)

44 That goofy fvcker is funnier now than he's ever been.

Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2017 05:08 PM (nisXv)

45 >>I bet if you look back at Franken's career some of this probably happened while he was at SNL.


Yup, There was that story by someone who attended an old Franken and Davis show where they invite a couple of young gals on stage and they start dancing with them to the music, and then pulling them in tight, grabbing their asses. And...that's it. Just hug and grope while the audience laughs at the gals who are not quite sure what to do, trapped on stage "dancing" with the comedians. The entirety of Franken's joke seems to be "Oops, I grabbed your boob or butt - will you slap me or are you still wondering if it was intentional?"

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 05:08 PM (W+vEI)

46 42 An actual partisan Majority Leader would be beating the drum over this.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 05:08 PM (QQ+il)

Mitch the Bitch has bright, young fellows in his closet. He's not going to say shit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 05:08 PM (xJa6I)

47 So far, so dog bites man. I'm waiting for the stories to start dropping about how he forced his breasts down their throats and groped their tongues.

You can't picture that? I bet you can.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 30, 2017 05:09 PM (HtLSE)

48 Sick asshole. Just read that Jerry Springer will not run for Ohio Governor as had been anticipated. Wants to spend more time with family, etc.

Hmmmmmm, is Springer the next to enter Pervnado?

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2017 05:09 PM (oiNtH)

49 Is she still in prison?
Posted by: buzzion
..........
She was on the news last night.. so I guess out..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 30, 2017 05:09 PM (so+oy)

50
I think I have to see photographic evidence of boob size before I can call this one. Given sufficient cup size it may be a simple misdemeanor. After all, Al Franken is a man first, then a comedian, then a Senator. We need to hold him to the lowest standard.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 05:09 PM (ajiE5)

51 Well, Minnesota, how does this feel? We told you, if you elect clowns to high office, nobody will take seriously, and you shouldn't be surprised when you get... eh, pie, flung in your face.

Stupid state.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2017 05:05 PM (9chmE)


Minnesota: We voted for Walter Mondale in 1984. What else do you need to know about us?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 05:09 PM (493sH)

52 Juan Williams says we must respect and feel sorry for Conyers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 05:10 PM (IqV8l)

53 I JUST FOUND OUT THAT AL FRANKLIN IS IN THE SENATE! THAT'S IN A....A...A...A...A...A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PART OF THE BUILDING AND I HAVE NO CONTROL OF IT!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 30, 2017 05:10 PM (O5Q3r)

54 I see from the last blog post, we have are ruled by a single totalitarian administrative branch of government..... Just like every communist country ever.

Nothing will happen to those who are not of the Party.

SMFH.

Posted by: Monk at November 30, 2017 05:11 PM (g4lFK)

55 I can't recall worked for Hillary in the 90s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZbf4WxHkcI

Posted by: geoffb at November 30, 2017 05:11 PM (zOpu5)

56 Respect my dick in your ass, sweet cheeks.

Posted by: Rep. John Conyers at November 30, 2017 05:11 PM (SkuXa)

57 Someone mentioned Franken in Trading Places ..

had to look it up but he is in the scene with the gorillas in the cage
(one is the bad guy in a gorilla suit)
so the real gorilla rapes the man in the gorilla suit
while Franken watches ... he was made for that scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x07BKBdjIak

Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2017 05:11 PM (/aIFg)

58 Just read that Mill will be releasing Despicable on May 1.

I pray that it will be a bike on Hollywood.

We haven't even scratched the surface of the roach colony.

Posted by: logprof at November 30, 2017 05:11 PM (GsAUU)

59 I did not know that Carl Icahn was still alive.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 05:11 PM (QQ+il)

60 im writing Flake ands McCain for the second time about calling for Franken to step down. I pointed out they were in 100%, loud and proud for Judge Moore to step down.

Fucking assholes.

Posted by: Chump change at November 30, 2017 05:07 PM (e8nXh)



Fox Business showed a clip of McCain saying he'll vote for the tax plan. He looks more dead than alive

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 05:11 PM (493sH)

61 My money is on Ellen Degeneris is next, but only a $3 bill. The rest of my money is tied up in propeller beanie futures.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 05:12 PM (xJa6I)

62 I'd say "poor Norm Coleman," but he didn't fight very hard against Franken's illegal victory, so I doubt he'd bring up these accusations.

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 30, 2017 05:12 PM (XKZwp)

63 Juan Williams says we must respect and feel sorry for Conyers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 05:10 PM (IqV8l)


Why exactly?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 05:12 PM (493sH)

64 Milo, not mill. Friggin autocorrect

Posted by: logprof at November 30, 2017 05:12 PM (GsAUU)

65 I want to see Franken stay in office - he is now totally discredited and ineffectual. If he quits, Dayton could appoint someone fresh who's got a chance to hold onto the seat next election. Leave a wounded Franken there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 05:12 PM (k1TUh)

66 I vote for Allen West as Pinochet 2.0.

Posted by: Monk at November 30, 2017 05:12 PM (g4lFK)

67 Juan Williams says we must respect and feel sorry for Conyers.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 05:10 PM (IqV8l)




Why exactly?

Why do you think?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 05:13 PM (O5Q3r)

68 63 Juan Williams says we must respect and feel sorry for Conyers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 05:10 PM (IqV8l)
Why exactly?"

Because he ain't heavy, he's mah BROTHA!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 05:13 PM (k1TUh)

69 Minnesota: We voted for Walter Mondale in 1984. What else do you need to know about us?

------------

This is why Canada is not part of the US.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2017 05:13 PM (sX1BW)

70 Is this a secret Bannon psyops maneuver? All this seems coordinated.

Posted by: Max Power at November 30, 2017 05:13 PM (q177U)

71 30.
I think Jesse Ventura would be an improvement. Couldn't be much worse.

Posted by: Cheshirecat at November 30, 2017 05:13 PM (sPDfB)

72 yep. the high point of his career was being in a homosexual bestiality rape scene.

Posted by: x at November 30, 2017 05:13 PM (nFwvY)

73 "mark dayton d (dumbfuck) governator of minnesota is nuttier than squirrel shit."

As I recall, he's one of the few elected officials to have been given electroshock treatments.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 30, 2017 05:14 PM (2ly84)

74 63 Juan Williams says we must respect and feel sorry for Conyers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 05:10 PM (IqV8l)


Why exactly?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 05:12 PM (493sH)

Have you seen Conyers Wife? I'd be grabbing other women too!

Posted by: Don Q. at November 30, 2017 05:14 PM (NgKpN)

75 63: that's because juan williams skull is filled with rhino shit. no grey matter exists in there. surprised that idiot can speak.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2017 05:14 PM (KP5rU)

76 >.Juan Williams says we must respect and feel sorry for Conyers.


Tell me how that works.

Posted by: Clarence Thomas at November 30, 2017 05:14 PM (W+vEI)

77 63 Juan Williams says we must respect and feel sorry for Conyers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 05:10 PM (IqV8l)


Why exactly?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 05:12 PM (493sH)

Is it a black thing and I wouldn't understand?

I'll bet it's a black thing and I wouldn't understand.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 05:14 PM (xJa6I)

78 Fox Business showed a clip of McCain saying he'll vote for the tax plan. He looks more dead than alive

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 05:11 PM (493sH)

i have so many possibly bannable comment opportunities here.... but no. just know that i have them.

Posted by: Chump change at November 30, 2017 05:15 PM (e8nXh)

79 Test?


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2017 05:15 PM (8iiMU)

80 Juan Williams says we must respect and feel sorry for Conyers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 05:10 PM
--

Did he say the same thing about Nixon? If not, why not?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 30, 2017 05:15 PM (7ZVPa)

81 75 63: that's because juan williams skull is filled with rhino shit. no grey matter exists in there. surprised that idiot can speak.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2017 05:14 PM (KP5rU)

Rhino shit?

Damn, man...

God, I love this site.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 05:15 PM (xJa6I)

82 61,
" My money is on Ellen Degeneris is next, but only a $3 bill. The rest of my money is tied up in propeller beanie futures.'


You're on.
http://tinyurl.com/y7dqqbos

Posted by: geoffb at November 30, 2017 05:16 PM (zOpu5)

83 61 My money is on Ellen Degeneris is next, but only a $3 bill. The rest of my money is tied up in propeller beanie futures.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 05:12 PM (xJa6I)

---

fool. Buy bitcoins while they're low!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 30, 2017 05:16 PM (vChNs)

84 Oh, and if you see the fan photo, it's pretty clear the woman is very, very uncomfortable.

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 30, 2017 05:16 PM (XKZwp)

85 I saw a pic of McCain in a wheelchair - is he immobile now because of his foot?

Posted by: IC at November 30, 2017 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

86 Franken is a one trick pony. Gropentongue.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 30, 2017 05:16 PM (6bmev)

87 83 61 My money is on Ellen Degeneris is next, but only a $3 bill. The rest of my money is tied up in propeller beanie futures.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 05:12 PM (xJa6I)

---

fool. Buy bitcoins while they're low!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 30, 2017 05:16 PM (vChNs)

Only if I can use them to buy blockchains. I hear those are gonna be hot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 05:16 PM (xJa6I)

88 >>>Fox Business showed a clip of McCain saying he'll vote for the tax plan. He looks more dead than alive

He HAS to say that so it will come to the floor and be voted on. And then he will vote NO. Bank on it. You heard it here.

Posted by: Max Power at November 30, 2017 05:16 PM (q177U)

89 PDT and Melania just lit up the Christmas tree.
PDT basically said: "Let's count down from 10. 10..9...8..."
They got to zero, lit it up, and left.

I liked that. Not messing around or bloviating.


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2017 05:16 PM (8iiMU)

90 @57 ... I bet when Franken is arraigned, he'll be crying like a pussy.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 30, 2017 05:16 PM (hqZPQ)

91 btw i liked 'MN, land of 10,000 pervs".

Posted by: Chump change at November 30, 2017 05:17 PM (e8nXh)

92 "As for the first new allegation, Franken issued another one of his "I'm
very sorry but my memory is so fuzzy about grabbin up on tits I can't
remember" specials."

Cocaine is a hell of a drug, fortunately.

Posted by: Al Franken at November 30, 2017 05:17 PM (rznWS)

93 I saw a pic of McCain in a wheelchair - is he immobile now because of his foot?

...

He HAS to say that so it will come to the floor and be voted on. And then he will vote NO. Bank on it. You heard it here.

--------------

A Willis Reed type moment for him in the making.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2017 05:17 PM (sX1BW)

94 >>I want to see Franken stay in office - he is now totally discredited and ineffectual.


Yeah, that's not usually how it works. If they overcome the scandal they feel bulletproof and emboldened. Was Teddy Kennedy contrite and defanged after, say, the shenanigans with his nephew? Was Bill Clinton ineffectual after impeachment?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 05:18 PM (W+vEI)

95 I'm gonna say Buster Bluth is next. He'll blame the hook.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 30, 2017 05:18 PM (hqZPQ)

96 Why would any woman want her picture taken with Franken?

Posted by: NCKate at November 30, 2017 05:18 PM (L09n7)

97 Maybe the governor can replace Franken with Garrison Keillor. He's available.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at November 30, 2017 05:18 PM (LDV7V)

98 Was Bill Clinton ineffectual after impeachment?

----------

Pretty much.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2017 05:18 PM (sX1BW)

99 I wonder, when Andrew Breitbart said, "fuck you, war" to the media, Hollywood and the political establishment, if he ever foresaw anything like this. It's all crashing down. I just wish he could have lived to see it.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 30, 2017 05:18 PM (ppaKI)

100 more liberal projection from ace's twitters when the Onion acts as if Breitbart "is condemned" by humanizing an evil liberal cuck.

sure, cuk bad.

But...see how that ESPON nerd hate hated Ted Cruz for making a funny. The left cannot handle basic indicators of humanity for non-lbs.

Posted by: porg herder at November 30, 2017 05:18 PM (otbkS)

101 66 I vote for Allen West as Pinochet 2.0.

Posted by: Monk at November 30, 2017 05:12 PM (g4lFK)


One nation under Pigford?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 05:18 PM (r9UYA)

102 I saw a pic of McCain in a wheelchair - is he immobile now because of his foot?

Posted by: IC at November 30, 2017 05:16 PM (a0IVu)


JJ and I were chatting about that this morning. He has a 'boot' of some sort that he wears. Which changes feet. JJ feels that he's going through bone marrow transplants harvested from one foot, then the other.

He's not long for this world.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 05:19 PM (ajiE5)

103 A Willis Reed type moment for him in the making.
Posted by: SH at November 30, 2017 05:17 PM (sX1BW)

----

Thinking Dr. Strangelove.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at November 30, 2017 05:19 PM (suO/a)

104
Champion Of Women, ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 30, 2017 05:19 PM (ufcoP)

105 I want the name of every politician who paid out money to hush up a scandal.

Remember when that puff piece about Congress' Mom and Pop pharmacy medication supplier revealed 10% of these old farts are on Alzheimer's drugs?

And nobody gave a shit?

I give a shit. Can you imagine the Chinese didn't sit up and take notice? If they can take advantage of a dotty old idiot, they will.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2017 05:19 PM (zGsgt)

106 The women involved -- all shiksas?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 30, 2017 05:20 PM (aoT/r)

107 This would never have happened to Franken if he had let Sonobi tag along.

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at November 30, 2017 05:20 PM (azcrj)

108 There was an SNL skit--Kirstie Allie was the guest iirc--in which she and her husband went to a greek restaurant and the greek staff all groped her.

But they laughed it off because Greeks are just like that. Ha ha.

I don't remember Franken being in it but is there a way to see if he wrote it?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 30, 2017 05:20 PM (yL25O)

109 89 PDT and Melania just lit up the Christmas tree.
PDT basically said: "Let's count down from 10. 10..9...8..."
They got to zero, lit it up, and left.

I liked that. Not messing around or bloviating.


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2017 05:16 PM (8iiMU)

Well don't leave us in suspense....what was she wearing?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 05:20 PM (xJa6I)

110 If only Paul Wellstone were still alive...

IIRC, Al Franken threw (a male) to the ground at some rally. He's got some grabby issues--I'll bet this dates back to his childhood...alcoholic father, distant mother, overweight.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 30, 2017 05:20 PM (hqZPQ)

111 On researching the matter, it seems that propellor beanies are available in a wide range of qualities and prices. Unfortunately the ones with the most "classic" color scheme appear to have the shittiest propellor. A quandary.

Posted by: Sporkatus at November 30, 2017 05:20 PM (HtLSE)

112 I liked that. Not messing around or bloviating.





Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2017 05:16 PM (8iiMU)

I missed it!!! no video up on the WH feed yet.

Posted by: IC at November 30, 2017 05:21 PM (a0IVu)

113 I think it was Cernovich that tweeted a couple pics of McCain with his "injured" foot in the boot, and he was in a wheel chair. Another pic had the boot on the other foot.

Coulda been photo-shopped ... or maybe he is pretending the problem is his foot, but it is really his head ... maybe he is losing his balance or something.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2017 05:21 PM (/aIFg)

114 you really have to wonder about a woman who would gladly pose for a picture with franken. guy has been s steaming pile of shit since the dark ages. who in their right mind couldn't see that?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2017 05:22 PM (KP5rU)

115 4.4 magnitude earthquake rocks Delaware, mid-Atlantic

delawareonline.com

Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 05:22 PM (r9UYA)

116 This new tumor is a Great American.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sonobi is my Copilot at November 30, 2017 05:22 PM (QQ+il)

117 It goes to show how pathetic Franken is have to cop a feel. When name recognition can't even get you a look. I'd bring him up on theft charges.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 30, 2017 05:22 PM (IvIZd)

118 Was Teddy Kennedy contrite and defanged after, say, the shenanigans with his nephew?

His nephew? Teddy was a shenanigans Hall of Famer all by himself. He probably thought his nephew(s) were lightweights.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 05:23 PM (O5Q3r)

119 4.4 magnitude earthquake rocks Delaware, mid-Atlantic

delawareonline.com

Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 05:22 PM (r9UYA)



Joe Biden: Alright. No more burrito lunches for me

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 05:23 PM (493sH)

120 113 I think it was Cernovich that tweeted a couple pics of McCain with his "injured" foot in the boot, and he was in a wheel chair. Another pic had the boot on the other foot.

Coulda been photo-shopped ... or maybe he is pretending the problem is his foot, but it is really his head ... maybe he is losing his balance or something.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2017 05:21 PM (/aIFg)



Or it could have just been a flipped image. No real need for photoshop.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 05:24 PM (z/Ubi)

121 I'm still getting a kick out of the fact that the very day before all this Franken shit hit the fan, he was reaming out Justice Don Willett for tweeting gentle dad jokes and bacon gags. This was in Willett's confirmation hearing.

I bet Willett is hugely enjoying seeing Franken get in trouble for HIS gags: groping and forced French kisses.

Posted by: stace at November 30, 2017 05:24 PM (6HFDU)

122 Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2017 05:16 PM (8iiMU)



Well don't leave us in suspense....what was she wearing?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 30, 2017 05:20 PM (xJa6I)

LOL. I went through an entire description and Pixy though it was spam. (well, maybe in the long run...) Anyway, left me try again:
Melania was all in red, looking good, as usual.






Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2017 05:24 PM (8iiMU)

123 Dow up 330 pts today.

Posted by: dantesed at November 30, 2017 05:24 PM (88xKn)

124 Okay, that sentence made it. But the second one didn't. The one about Liz MacDonald....


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2017 05:24 PM (8iiMU)

125 Was back reading links on the Lt Gen judge running the military and there are lots of Leftists running the story President Trump isn't going to make the end of his term. I wonder God forbid he doesn't will Pence have the drag out fight sence Trump has?

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2017 05:25 PM (aC6Sd)

126 I bet Willett is hugely enjoying seeing Franken get in trouble for HIS gags: groping and forced French kisses.

------------

Willet gropes around the chest area too.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2017 05:25 PM (sX1BW)

127 ...and her red blouse with buttons opened all teh way down...



Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2017 05:25 PM (8iiMU)

128 He never moved his hand.

You'll never get Tokyo if you don't tune in.

Posted by: DaveA at November 30, 2017 05:25 PM (FhXTo)

129 Franken's wife looks more like a vegetable lasagna then
a coherent person. Xanax stare.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 05:25 PM (r9UYA)

130 Or it could have just been a flipped image. No real need for photoshop.

Nope, his face cancer stayed on the correct side.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2017 05:26 PM (zGsgt)

131 Did it choke on 'pr0n-librarian-wannabe' ?


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2017 05:26 PM (8iiMU)

132 "Or it could have just been a flipped image. No real need for photoshop."

From what I could see, the buttons on his shirts were correct in both photos.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 30, 2017 05:26 PM (2ly84)

133 No big, Al, just sign up for the short program in "rehab" camp, pay for indulgences, etc., then back to the Senate a new man, easy day.

Posted by: Kid Tyrone at November 30, 2017 05:26 PM (8dYyG)

134 maybe it was 'pron', with a 0....


Posted by: Anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2017 05:27 PM (8iiMU)

135
Fox Business is showing a video of John Conyers walking down a hallway. He walks like Groucho Marx

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 05:27 PM (493sH)

136 Oh maaaaannnn...

The Marine Twitter feed posted a salute to Jim Nabors, including a clip of him singing, and the info that he'd been made an honorary Marine.

*sniff*

Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 05:27 PM (jrxFC)

137 130 Or it could have just been a flipped image. No real need for photoshop.

Nope, his face cancer stayed on the correct side.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2017 05:26 PM (zGsgt)



Fair enough. I try not to look to closely on that nasty blacksouled bastard.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 30, 2017 05:27 PM (z/Ubi)

138 4.4 magnitude earthquake rocks Delaware, mid-Atlantic

delawareonline.com

Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 05:22 PM (r9UYA)


Thanks. When I see and hear my sliding glass doors shaking I know something is up. That's a pretty big one for this area.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 05:28 PM (ajiE5)

139 I missed it!!! no video up on the WH feed yet.
Posted by: IC at November 30, 2017 05:21 PM (a0IVu)


The whole thing only lasted a minute and a half. Trump said Merrry Christmas, Happy New Year. Count down from 10, Melania flipped a switch, lights on, someone singing Joy to the World, and that was that.

And I had to get all that from the PBS News Hour on YouTube. The WH feed didn't even last that long. Meh.

I guess you had to be there.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 30, 2017 05:28 PM (EzdLW)

140 I would grope out danger, I'd grope out a warning. I'd grope the love between my brothers and my sisters, all over this land!

Posted by: Little Al Franken at November 30, 2017 05:28 PM (Tyii7)

141 Sports Illustrated, in partnership with the family of late activist and boxing great Muhammad Ali, have chosen Colin Kaepernick as the 2017 Sports Illustrated MuhammadAli Legacy Award winner.

As SI's Michael Rosenberg writes, "In the last 16 months, Kaepernick's truth has been twisted, distorted and used for political gain. It has cost him at least a year of his NFL career and the income that should have come with it. But still, it is his truth.




This has worked so well for ESPN. Good move by SI to follow in their footsteps.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 05:28 PM (493sH)

142 As Iowahawk suggested, he's bowl eligible now.

Posted by: profligatewaste at November 30, 2017 05:29 PM (+yY4e)

143 LOL @ Sports Illustrated!

Posted by: Max Power at November 30, 2017 05:30 PM (q177U)

144 But still, it is his truth.

--------------

What a modifier in front of truth.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2017 05:30 PM (sX1BW)

145 I remember seeing him at an outdoor theater when I was a kid. He sang "How Great Thou Art", then admitted to the crowd that a bug had flown into his mouth while he was singing! He asked for a can of Raid...
My mom said, He didn't even pause during the song!

RIP, Jim Nabors.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 05:30 PM (jrxFC)

146 cheap meat alert!

My Costco has $8 off those big pork loin things. That's around half off or more.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 30, 2017 05:30 PM (hMwEB)

147 Sports Illustrated, in partnership with the family of late activist and boxing great Muhammad Ali, have chosen Colin Kaepernick as the 2017 Sports Illustrated MuhammadAli Legacy Award winner.


Not even the Swimsuit issue can save you now.

*facepalm*

Posted by: Grump928(C) Sonobi is my Copilot at November 30, 2017 05:30 PM (QQ+il)

148 In the last 16 months, Kaepernick's truth has been twisted, distorted
-----------

It sure as shit has. Only in today's America is a spoiled asshole who walks away from an $18 million contract a victim.

Posted by: John Marston at November 30, 2017 05:30 PM (SkuXa)

149 My truth has been twisted!!!

Posted by: Colon Kaperdink at November 30, 2017 05:30 PM (IqV8l)

150 cheap meat alert!


Are there coupons?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 30, 2017 05:31 PM (Tyii7)

151 Oh man, scroll down to the one with Biden...being Biden-y toward Franken's daughter:

http://arceasociados.com/modules/com_akeeba/?al-franken-wife-861

Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2017 05:31 PM (W+vEI)

152 "114 you really have to wonder about a woman who would gladly pose for a picture with franken. guy has been s steaming pile of shit since the dark ages. who in their right mind couldn't see that?"

Liberals are terrific at ignoring reality.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 30, 2017 05:31 PM (l9m7l)

153 Not even the Swimsuit issue can save you now.

-----------

The Swimsuit Issue cannot remain in existence now. Even after letting in fat girls, men, trans, etc.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2017 05:31 PM (sX1BW)

154 78
Fox Business showed a clip of McCain saying he'll vote for the tax plan. He looks more dead than alive



Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 05:11 PM (493sH)



i have so many possibly bannable comment opportunities here.... but no. just know that i have them.

Posted by: Chump change at November 30, 2017 05:15 PM

They better hold that vote tonight or in the early hours of the morning before he kicks the bucket.

Posted by: Lester at November 30, 2017 05:32 PM (LfJIn)

155 And my song has been psychedelicized!

Posted by: Colon Kaperdink at November 30, 2017 05:32 PM (IqV8l)

156 This has worked so well for ESPN. Good move by SI to follow in their footsteps.

No kidding. Maybe they'll get him and Bruce Jenner for the swimsuit issue.

Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2017 05:32 PM (nisXv)

157 Behold the Truth. You're going down, Tyson!

Posted by: Carl The Truth Williams at November 30, 2017 05:33 PM (hqZPQ)

158
It sure as shit has. Only in today's America is a spoiled asshole who walks away from an $18 million contract a victim.
Posted by: John Marston at November 30, 2017 05:30 PM (SkuXa)


Well he is a victim of his own stupidity I guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 30, 2017 05:33 PM (lKyWE)

159 "Kaepernick's truth has been twisted, distorted"

His truth has been on the disabled list for quite a while.

Posted by: Hands Solo at November 30, 2017 05:33 PM (EzdLW)

160 The Swimsuit Issue cannot remain in existence now. Even after letting in fat girls, men, trans, etc.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2017 05:31 PM (sX1BW)




Oh for the days of Kathy Ireland gracing those pages

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 05:33 PM (493sH)

161 141

As SI's Michael Rosenberg writes, "In the last 16 months, Kaepernick's truth has been twisted, distorted and used for political gain..."

---

Yeah, his shitty childish dishonorable narcissm has been twisted into something we're supposed to admire.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 30, 2017 05:33 PM (aoT/r)

162 His truth has been on the disabled list for quite a while.


Out for the season.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 05:34 PM (QQ+il)

163 Of course he cannot remember,

Al Franken has done the same exact thing so many times, he cannot remember how many times he done the sexual harassment.

Sticking his tongue down your throat is SOP for Franken, if he decides to do it. Might be interesting to know his triggers? Grabbing an ass, or some breast? If she is good looking, or is it just if he is horny that day?

This is just part of his normal behavior.

Posted by: rd at November 30, 2017 05:34 PM (4dz1m)

164 Kaepernick speaks power to truth.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 05:34 PM (IqV8l)

165 What's that about the Tooth?

Posted by: Leon Spinks at November 30, 2017 05:35 PM (hqZPQ)

166
115 4.4 magnitude earthquake rocks Delaware, mid-Atlantic

delawareonline.com
Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 05:22 PM (r9UYA)


You can't prove that by me, I felt nothing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 30, 2017 05:36 PM (pNxlR)

167 "When he put his arm around me, he groped my right breast.

==

I can explain ! I lost my keys and thought she put them in her brassiere.

Posted by: Al Franken at November 30, 2017 05:36 PM (QC/4S)

168 Al Franken's explanations are really credible. This is why I don't attend the meet-ups. The world is just too chaotic. One minute you're taking an innocent group photo, the next you're shaking hands with an ette's colon or cuddling with a moron, as bros are wont to do. Who can take the risk of such fortuitous contacts?!?

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at November 30, 2017 05:36 PM (TD9KB)

169 Super-gross, yet unsurprising, news about Sports Illustrated.

It can never be said enough: fuck'em all.

Posted by: Shopgirl: #raisedRoyal at November 30, 2017 05:36 PM (jrxFC)

170 The whole tree lighting ceremony lasted a minute and half? Was PDT in a hurry to get somewhere?

Posted by: IC at November 30, 2017 05:36 PM (a0IVu)

171
Fox Business showed a clip of McCain saying he'll vote for the tax plan. He looks more dead than alive


This is great news!

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 30, 2017 05:37 PM (ufcoP)

172 >>114 you really have to wonder about a woman who would gladly pose for a picture with franken.

Right?

Posted by: Ms. Franken at November 30, 2017 05:37 PM (r9UYA)

173
"In the last 16 months, Kaepernick's truth has been twisted, distorted and used for political gain. It has cost him at least a year of his NFL career and the income that should have come with it. But still, it is his truth.


That and the interceptions

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 30, 2017 05:37 PM (lKyWE)

174 Franken
Franken
Franken

Resign
Resign
Resign

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2017 05:37 PM (MeM4j)

175 The Variety reporter who wrote the big Lauer reveal is now saying that co-anchors Guthrie and Kotb knew all about his "habits," and so Crocodile Tears yesterday morning.

Also, Guthrie wouldn't have gotten her promotion out of the White House press pool without Lauer's personal OK. Just sayin'

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2017 05:38 PM (cAXIk)

176 It's just his way of saying you were nothing to him but a groping post. A thing, not a person. And an apology to a thing is really nothing. And an object cannot object.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 30, 2017 05:38 PM (e1mEI)

177 I just completed my annual online 'Sexual Harassment' training. Afterwards you have to take a stupid survey about the training and in the end you have to enter a comment or it won't submit. I entered 'Do the pervs in Congress have to take this training?"

I expect to be in the HR office by next week.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2017 05:38 PM (oiNtH)

178 Isn't SI part of the Koch brothers Time buyout?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 05:38 PM (O5Q3r)

179 i had no idea sports illustrated was still in print. thought they died with techmo bowl. fuckin magazine for trailer dwelling meth heads. and dentist offices.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2017 05:38 PM (KP5rU)

180 170 The whole tree lighting ceremony lasted a minute and half? Was PDT in a hurry to get somewhere?

Did he have the football with him?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 05:38 PM (r9UYA)

181
Once you've grabbed one tit . . .

Posted by: Al Franken at November 30, 2017 05:38 PM (OZmbA)

182 As long as they're not minorities, the DNC is cool with them.

"Caucasian women: the New White Meat."

/this message is also approved by islam.

Posted by: shibumi at November 30, 2017 05:38 PM (aT+Bx)

183 In the last 16 months, Kaepernick's truth has been twisted, distorted and used for political gain. It has cost him at least a year of his NFL career and the income that should have come with it. But still, it is his truth.

---------

Also has cost the NFL a half billion dollars. His Truth is expensive.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2017 05:39 PM (sX1BW)

184 And didn't that other jackass Pete Carroll say that they probably would have signed Kaeperdick as a backup but he was explicitly clear he wouldn't sign as a backup?

What a hero!

Posted by: John Marston at November 30, 2017 05:39 PM (SkuXa)

185 Okay, watched the clip.. do like the way Melania looks at him...its very sweet.

Posted by: IC at November 30, 2017 05:39 PM (a0IVu)

186 Franken
Franken
Franken

Stein
Stein
Stein

Posted by: Unsure if deplorable, moron at November 30, 2017 05:39 PM (azcrj)

187 179 i had no idea sports illustrated was still in print. thought they died with techmo bowl. fuckin magazine for trailer dwelling meth heads. and dentist offices.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2017 05:38 PM (KP5rU)


The swimsuit edition is keeping them alive.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 05:39 PM (+azJs)

188 "Isn't SI part of the Koch brothers Time buyout?"

Yes. The most valuable part is People.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2017 05:40 PM (cAXIk)

189 I never thought I'd live to see the day. Playboy magazine features first transgender centerfold playmate.

http://tinyurl.com/y9czap6n

Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2017 05:40 PM (nisXv)

190 In preparing to make a snarky comment, I stumbled across a new name.

Joan Didion.

A documentary on NetFlix.
A giant in the field of lituature.

Posted by: Too Slow, Too Old, I am at November 30, 2017 05:40 PM (KdDCu)

191 Sports Illustrated, in partnership with the family of late activist and boxing great Muhammad Ali, have chosen Colin Kaepernick as the 2017 Sports Illustrated MuhammadAli Legacy Award winner.

This just in: Sports Illustrated has just announced it'll be featuring "Caitlyn" Jenner and "Chelsea" Manning (no relation to Peyton or Eli) in its swimsuit issue.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 05:40 PM (YqDXo)

192 I just completed my annual online 'Sexual Harassment' training. Afterwards you have to take a stupid survey about the training and in the end you have to enter a comment or it won't submit. I entered 'Do the pervs in Congress have to take this training?"

I expect to be in the HR office by next week.



spews cocktail

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2017 05:40 PM (Ix4M6)

193 189 I never thought I'd live to see the day. Playboy magazine features first transgender centerfold playmate.

http://tinyurl.com/y9czap6n
Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2017 05:40 PM (nisXv)


Please tell me that's satire.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 05:41 PM (+azJs)

194 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2017 05:41 PM (psr0y)

195 I think I sexually harassed my copies of the Swimsuit Editions with Kathy Ireland. Memory is a bit hazy from the 80s...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 30, 2017 05:41 PM (hqZPQ)

196 The whole tree lighting ceremony lasted a minute and half? Was PDT in a hurry to get somewhere?

Did he have the football with him?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 05:38 PM (r9UYA)


The left is so deranged right now I suspect the Secret Service is telling him to 'get in, get out'.

Rand Paul is unable to either breath or comment on my assertion.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 05:41 PM (ajiE5)

197 I didn't feel the earthquake either, although my neighbors did.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 30, 2017 05:41 PM (hMwEB)

198
Also has cost the NFL a half billion dollars. His Truth is expensive.
Posted by: SH at November 30, 2017 05:39 PM (sX1BW)


The NFL cost itself a half billion dollars.It could have nipped this thing in the bud two years ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 30, 2017 05:41 PM (lKyWE)

199 'He forced their breast down their throat? How rude!'
JarJar Binks

Posted by: Eromero at November 30, 2017 05:41 PM (zLDYs)

200 189 I never thought I'd live to see the day. Playboy magazine features first transgender centerfold playmate.

http://tinyurl.com/y9czap6n
Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2017 05:40 PM (nisXv)



Good God. I knew we shouldn't have followed that white rabbit down the rabbit hole.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 05:41 PM (YqDXo)

201 Kaepernick's truth has been twisted, distorted
-----------
...

Pet peeve: what does that even mean? We all get to have our own version of the truth, or what? I know various celebutards like to talk about "my truth". I dont get it.

Also, McCain has a small tear in his Achilles' tendon. He says he switched the boot over to the other side to give that leg that's been doing all the work a rest.

Posted by: stace at November 30, 2017 05:41 PM (6HFDU)

202 How in the hell was this clown ever elected? FFS.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 30, 2017 05:42 PM (0OmEj)

203 The NFL cost itself a half billion dollars.It could have nipped this thing in the bud two years ago.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 30, 2017 05:41 PM (lKyWE)

I hope it's just the start and they choke on their social justice. But hey wife beating is totes OK

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 05:42 PM (5y11N)

204 lizzy at 151 - disgusting perv Biden. How nice for the families and especially the children to have to live under the shadow of this creeps and suffer the embarrassment.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2017 05:42 PM (oiNtH)

205 6 incidences... and you know its more... is a sexual predator....

Posted by: cathymv at November 30, 2017 05:43 PM (87QIT)

206 202 How in the hell was this clown ever elected? FFS.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 30, 2017 05:42 PM (0OmEj)


You'll have to be more specific. Because frankly...

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 05:43 PM (+azJs)

207 Yes, there will be a swimsuit issue! It's going to be the Colin Kaepernick in a Speedo swimsuit issue, with a guest appearance by Caitlyn Jenner.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 05:43 PM (k1TUh)

208 Sen. Franken, spreading good will and herpes wherever he goes.

Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 05:44 PM (HgMAr)

209 I think I sexually harassed my copies of the Swimsuit Editions with Kathy Ireland. Memory is a bit hazy from the 80s...

----------

My recollection is a little different ... Could have been Elle McPherson.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2017 05:44 PM (sX1BW)

210 As SI's Michael Rosenberg writes, "In the last 16 months, Kaepernick's truth has been twisted, distorted and used for political gain. It has cost him at least a year of his NFL career and the income that should have come with it. But still, it is his truth.

1. His "truth" has not been twisted or distorted.

2. His NFL career is in the Kraperdinck because he's a shitty QB who is more trouble than he's worth.

3. Fuck him AND his "truth." Our truth is that we don't like Commie dirtbags.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

211 I'd rather see Jame Gumb wearing just a Pomeranian.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 30, 2017 05:44 PM (hqZPQ)

212 The NFL cost itself a half billion dollars.It could have nipped this thing in the bud two years ago.
=====

What about the 'hands up don't shoot' stuff they were pulling coming out of the tunnel one year?

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 30, 2017 05:44 PM (MIKMs)

213 so Playboy turns into Gayboy 2 months after Hef goes tits up

Posted by: x at November 30, 2017 05:44 PM (nFwvY)

214 I thought Chelsea Manning was now called Chelsea Ning.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 30, 2017 05:45 PM (l9m7l)

215 207 Yes, there will be a swimsuit issue! It's going to be the Colin Kaepernick in a Speedo swimsuit issue, with a guest appearance by Caitlyn Jenner.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2017 05:43 PM (k1TUh)


Is this satire? Because I can't even tell what's reasonable and what's not any more.

I'm glad the world made sense when I grew up, and I pity the poor kids growing up today.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 05:45 PM (+azJs)

216
The NFL cost itself a half billion dollars.It could have nipped this thing in the bud two years ago.
---

Rush was talking about this today.

They've set themselves up for blackmail by.... EVERY player, black and white. Since the payoff money in NEVER enough.

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people.

Posted by: shibumi at November 30, 2017 05:45 PM (aT+Bx)

217 Was listening to Laura Ingram while driving between jobs today, she being a veteran of NBC said she doesn't believe as tight as everyone is there the higher ups didn't know about Matt. Also she said in all the years working for Bill O'Reilly he never did anything inappropriately she witnessed.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2017 05:45 PM (aC6Sd)

218 Did no woman ever slap Franken?

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 30, 2017 05:46 PM (hMwEB)

219 I didn't feel the earthquake either, although my neighbors did.

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 30, 2017 05:41 PM (hMwEB)


It was kind of different than others I've felt. Not much noise. Very short duration.

But when your entire home moves up or down by some fractional percentage of an inch in a matter of seconds, you notice it -- if not distracted. I would have pegged it at a 1.5 so surprised at 4.4 rating.

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 30, 2017 05:46 PM (ajiE5)

220 She was an army vet according to the article. Maybe women are too nice to be in combat, if she couldn't even bring herself to break his nose (SMFH excepted, of course).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2017 05:46 PM (/qEW2)

221 More than happy to let him twist in the wind. He stops the 2008 election by recounts, questionable ballots and fellony votes. Democrats rally to defend him, and die on that hill.

Posted by: Picric at November 30, 2017 05:46 PM (BR0AG)

222 Hi Infidel! Hope all is well

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2017 05:46 PM (oiNtH)

223 188 "Isn't SI part of the Koch brothers Time buyout?"

Yes. The most valuable part is People.
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2017 05:40 PM (cAXIk)



"People" targets the mouth-breathing demographic that only looks at the photos.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 05:46 PM (YqDXo)

224 Imagine if Al Franken and Kevin Spacey had teamed up for a USO tour.

Nobody would have been safe.

Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2017 05:46 PM (wx3l0)

225 Will someone PLEASE post a link to the videos that Trump retweeted showing scenes of Muslims attacking people? There's a zillion news stories about it, but NONE of the show the video. And as far as I can tell, it's not on YouTube either (they surely took it down). There's a short excerpt in an InfoWars video, but only a few seconds and I didn't want to watch the rest of the hour-long InfoWars snooze-fest video. I just want the raw short video that Trump retweeted. Li'l help?

Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2017 05:46 PM (42M22)

226 218 Did no woman ever slap Franken?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 30, 2017 05:46 PM (hMwEB)


I'm not even a woman and I'd slap him.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 05:46 PM (+azJs)

227 They've set themselves up for blackmail by.... EVERY player, black and white. Since the payoff money in NEVER enough.

------------

Would have been cheaper to just get rid of Goodell. Probably should have listened to Jerry Jones.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2017 05:46 PM (sX1BW)

228 Rush Limbaugh should write a book and name it:


Al Franken is a big fat pervert and other observations

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 30, 2017 05:46 PM (Xrson)

229 Also she said in all the years working for Bill O'Reilly he never did anything inappropriately she witnessed.


Bill was probably scared of Ingram. She has some frightening quality to her.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 30, 2017 05:47 PM (QQ+il)

230 189 I never thought I'd live to see the day. Playboy magazine features first transgender centerfold playmate.

http://tinyurl.com/y9czap6n

Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2017 05:40 PM (nisXv)
..............

Join us next week for a brand new episode of Botched.

Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 05:47 PM (HgMAr)

231 177 I just completed my annual online 'Sexual Harassment' training. Afterwards you have to take a stupid survey about the training and in the end you have to enter a comment or it won't submit. I entered 'Do the pervs in Congress have to take this training?"

I expect to be in the HR office by next week.
Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2017 05:38 PM (oiNtH)

As a matter of Fact. NO!

Congress has exempted itself from the laws that us mere mortals are required to follow. They have a process for investigation of a Congress Critter for sexual and more normal harassment that is actually a continuation of the harassment by the process itself.

Congress is Special.

Posted by: rd at November 30, 2017 05:47 PM (4dz1m)

232 kill it, gut it, wear it's carcass as a pair of assless chaps

Posted by: x at November 30, 2017 05:47 PM (nFwvY)

233 As SI's Michael Rosenberg writes, "In the last 16 months, Kaepernick's truth has been twisted, distorted and used for political gain. It has cost him at least a year of his NFL career and the income that should have come with it. But still, it is his truth.

1. His "truth" has not been twisted or distorted.

2. His NFL career is in the Kraperdinck because he's a shitty QB who is more trouble than he's worth.

3. Fuck him AND his "truth." Our truth is that we don't like Commie dirtbags.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

His truths? What that this social justice warrior loves Che, Castro and thinks Police are pigs? THOSE truths?

Hope he drops dead

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 05:47 PM (5y11N)

234 Hang in there, Al.


The country needs every hail mary, desperation play, and unconventional strategy to have a chance at recovery.


Having prominent, histrionically sleazy dishonest Dems in the spotlight can only help. A congressional holocaust is needed - both of any/all Dems, and many GOP - and chaos could help get us there.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 30, 2017 05:47 PM (OkKDg)

235 What about the 'hands up don't shoot' stuff they were pulling coming out of the tunnel one year?
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 30, 2017 05:44 PM (MIKMs)


That was just their truth.

My truth is that most of the NFL belongs in prison.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 05:48 PM (YqDXo)

236 Welp. Al Franken has to be done. Right?

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 30, 2017 05:48 PM (IYHxL)

237 @186

Is that for the Al Franken / Jill Stein Presidential Campaign ticket in 2020?

Posted by: junior at November 30, 2017 05:48 PM (qL6Yy)

238 All they had to do was eject Franken and Conyers - both seats would have gone to Democrats in their absence. Now they're going to be compromised and lose to Ray Moore in AL instead of picking that Senate seat up by default.

Posted by: AoSHQ Completist at November 30, 2017 05:48 PM (2kiKp)

239 213 so Playboy turns into Gayboy 2 months after Hef goes tits up.

Without exception everything absolutely everything the SJW touch turns to shit and dies

Posted by: E.T. at November 30, 2017 05:48 PM (P1GJy)

240 She was an army vet according to the article. Maybe women are too nice to be in combat, if she couldn't even bring herself to break his nose (SMFH excepted, of course).
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 30, 2017 05:46 PM (/qEW2)

She turned in one of her fellow soldiers so she had it in her.

( ok phrasing)

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 30, 2017 05:49 PM (Xrson)

241 Well, Minnesota, how does this feel? We told you, if you elect clowns to high office, nobody will take seriously, and you shouldn't be surprised when you get... eh, pie, flung in your face.

Stupid state.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2017 05:05 PM (9chmE)


========

How do we feel? Gabba, gabba, one of us.

Posted by: Somalis in MN at November 30, 2017 05:49 PM (/qEW2)

242 Question: With the gross behavior of Weinstein, Spacey, Conyers, Lauer, etc, does this NOT make Joe Biden more electable?

I mean, he's creepy. But nothing has come out against him that he did in private.

His response to weird photos is: Hey, I hug people and all my hugs were in public. If I wanted to be creepy, would I not do it in private?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 30, 2017 05:49 PM (bB4HN)

243 The left ruins everything I can think of it has ever touched.

Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 30, 2017 05:49 PM (IYHxL)

244 Did no woman ever slap Franken?
---

Of course not.

He's an Entertainer and makes Money for the Company.

If Al Gropes you, not only are you supposed to take it, you cannot even report it, since you'll be deemed a troublemaker.

Yep. That's how the entertainment industry rolls.

Posted by: shibumi at November 30, 2017 05:49 PM (aT+Bx)

245 The NFL sure is giving out a lot of settlements. $100 million to the SJWs. $100 million for concussions. $100 million for Roger Goodell.

Posted by: SH at November 30, 2017 05:50 PM (sX1BW)

246 My truth is that most of the NFL belongs in prison.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 05:48 PM (YqDXo)

I think that is an unfair exaggeration.

Probably no more than 40% belong in prison.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2017 05:50 PM (wYseH)

247 His truths? What that this social justice warrior loves Che, Castro and thinks Police are pigs? THOSE truths?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 05:47 PM (5y11N)


I have a "truth" for him. He should look up - or have someone who can read and write look up for him - Che's thoughts on Krapondick's demographic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 05:51 PM (YqDXo)

248 Kathy Ireland is still beautiful.

Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2017 05:51 PM (Pqytn)

249 Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 30, 2017 05:49 PM (bB4HN)

Swimming naked in front of your female SS detail?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 30, 2017 05:51 PM (Xrson)

250 I think that is an unfair exaggeration.

Probably no more than 40% belong in prison.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2017 05:50 PM (wYseH)


I said "belongs." I think you're quoting the percentage who have BEEN in prison.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 05:51 PM (YqDXo)

251 Does Al Franken think he is sexy?


Does Mambo Number Five play in his head when he is unexpectedly french kissing some unsuspecting female?

What about "I'm so sexy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnTsDhKoKvI

Posted by: Too Slow, Too Old, I am at November 30, 2017 05:52 PM (KdDCu)

252 More from the SI article:

"But no winner has been more fitting than Kaepernick. Ali lost more than three years of his career for his refusal to serve in the military in opposition to the Vietnam War. Kaepernick has lost one year, so far, for his pursuit of social justice," Rosenberg writes.


How much will SI lose in its pursuit of social justice BS?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 05:52 PM (493sH)

253 I hope the nfl goes tits up. It could not happen to a nicer more deserving set of useless sjw criminal fuckwits.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 30, 2017 05:52 PM (0OmEj)

254 How in the hell was this clown ever elected? FFS.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 30, 2017 05:42 PM (0OmEj)


Two words: felons voting.

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 30, 2017 05:52 PM (XKZwp)

255 Hi Cheri, ok I guess. Have an interview tomorrow. Had one last week, but they want to take a few weeks to decide. gov't.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2017 05:52 PM (Ix4M6)

256 244 Did no woman ever slap Franken?
---

Of course not.

He's an Entertainer and makes Money for the Company.

If Al Gropes you, not only are you supposed to take it, you cannot even report it, since you'll be deemed a troublemaker.

Yep. That's how the entertainment industry rolls.
Posted by: shibumi at November 30, 2017 05:49 PM (aT+Bx)


How about the traditional swift knee to the goolies?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

257 More from the SI article:

"But no winner has been more fitting than Kaepernick. Ali lost more than three years of his career for his refusal to serve in the military in opposition to the Vietnam War. Kaepernick has lost one year, so far, for his pursuit of social justice," Rosenberg writes.


How much will SI lose in its pursuit of social justice BS?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2017 05:52 PM (493sH)

Yoos mean that is for real, not a joke?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 05:53 PM (5y11N)

258 Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2017 05:46 PM (42M22)

Go to his twitter page, they were there this morning.

Posted by: rd at November 30, 2017 05:53 PM (4dz1m)

259 >> Did no woman ever slap Franken?

I don't know, but the doctor did slap his mother when he was born.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 30, 2017 05:54 PM (8O3HH)

260 "Bill was probably scared of Ingram. She has some frightening quality to her."

I respect her, but she is one Angry Woman. Word is she's nasty to everyone.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2017 05:54 PM (cAXIk)

261 Lawyers for Matt Lauer are working on landing the shamed anchor a $30 million golden sexual parachute following his NBC firing.

fuck that's nothing the nfl social warrior scum are getting 890 million

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2017 05:54 PM (5y11N)

262 258 Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2017 05:46 PM (42M22)

Go to his twitter page, they were there this morning.
Posted by: rd


That's the whole point -- I can't view Twitter videos. I would need to see it on another platform.

Plus, I don't have a Twitter account and don't know how it works and wouldn't know how to "go to Trump's Twitter page" or whatever it is. My ignorance of all things twitter is shocking.

Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2017 05:54 PM (42M22)

263 The race to irrelevance has only just begun. It's one of the few races where everyone watches the start and no one cares who finishes.

Posted by: mrp at November 30, 2017 05:55 PM (Pqytn)

264 Che's thoughts on Krapondick's demographic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 05:51 PM (YqDXo)

This!

The hard Left carefully hides the vile and disgusting racism that their most popular icon spouted and acted upon at every opportunity.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2017 05:55 PM (wYseH)

265 Playboy even uses the red velvet background, ala Marilyn Monroe for their first tranny. There goes another icon from my childhood.

Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2017 05:56 PM (nisXv)

266 Here is President Trumps twitter page, scroll down.

Click on the view sensitive material.

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

Posted by: rd at November 30, 2017 05:56 PM (4dz1m)

267 177 I just completed my annual online 'Sexual Harassment' training. Afterwards you have to take a stupid survey about the training and in the end you have to enter a comment or it won't submit. I entered 'Do the pervs in Congress have to take this training?"

I expect to be in the HR office by next week.
Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2017 05:38 PM (oiNtH)


I mentioned previously that UC apparently now requires applicants provide an essay on what they've done to support LGBTQMLBMVPSWAKs.

"I wholeheartedly support perversion in all of its various manifestations."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 05:56 PM (YqDXo)

268 Infidel - Good luck with the interview....I know job hunting sucks.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2017 05:56 PM (oiNtH)

269 Kaepernick was a flash in the pan. For about a year running QBs were the rage with the read option, then defenses figured it out.


Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2017 05:57 PM (cAXIk)

270
I too still have no idea how twitter works.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 30, 2017 05:57 PM (DOaBg)

271 264 Che's thoughts on Krapondick's demographic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 05:51 PM (YqDXo)

This!

The hard Left carefully hides the vile and disgusting racism that their most popular icon spouted and acted upon at every opportunity.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


I didn't even know that Kaepernick identified as black until last year. I always thought he was just a white guy, especially after I saw an interview with his mother (100% white) when he got famous with the Niners.

Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2017 05:57 PM (42M22)

272 Well, Minnesota, how does this feel? We told you, if you elect clowns to high office, nobody will take seriously, and you shouldn't be surprised when you get... eh, pie, flung in your face.

Stupid state.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2017 05:05 PM (9chmE)


Ya have to learn how to speak like a Swede to understand.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb6zpa9o

Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 05:57 PM (r9UYA)

273 Juan Williams says we must respect and feel sorry for Conyers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2017 05:10 PM (IqV8l)
...............

Thanks Juan... think I'll stick with the mock and hate.

Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 05:57 PM (HgMAr)

274 it's really nothing new zombie. just muslims being exactly who we thought they were.

Posted by: x at November 30, 2017 05:58 PM (nFwvY)

275 Zombie, did the link to President Trumps twitter work?

Posted by: rd at November 30, 2017 05:58 PM (4dz1m)

276 The NY Giants went full SJW when they benched Eli Manning for Geno Smith. Talk about virtue signaling.....

Posted by: Monk at November 30, 2017 05:59 PM (g4lFK)

277 Lawyers for Matt Lauer are working on landing the shamed anchor a $30 million golden sexual parachute following his NBC firing.

And there it is. I was waiting for that. These fuckers NEVER lose.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 05:59 PM (O5Q3r)

278 >> I respect her, but she is one Angry Woman. Word is
>> she's nasty to everyone.

There are stories about her being a terror to her staff. There was some leaked hot mike clip of her on her radio show cussing somebody out. I don't know if I believe she's as bad as some of these stories make her out to be, but they are out there.

The other night she said something about ol' Strom Thurmond making some "interesting comments" to her in an elevator back when she was she was a young thing just out of college working there somewhere.

Now, ol' Strom was one horn dog extraordinare. The stories about him are legend.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 30, 2017 05:59 PM (8O3HH)

279 266 Here is President Trumps twitter page, scroll down.

Click on the view sensitive material.

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
Posted by: rd


Ah, OK, I see that now -- but as mentioned, twitter videos won't play on my computer. I just see a still image. True for all browsers on my machine.

Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2017 06:00 PM (42M22)

280 Orrin Hatch said PDT is the best President that he's served under.

I think I just had a stroke.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 06:01 PM (r9UYA)

281 Lawyers for Matt Lauer are working on landing the shamed anchor a $30 million golden sexual parachute following his NBC firing.
..........

Well, the dungeon could use a sandblasting.

Posted by: wth - acting manager, Matt Lauer's Sex Dungeon at November 30, 2017 06:01 PM (HgMAr)

282 "One book, 'Groping and Me, This Sort of Thing is Definitely My Bad Baby' by author Al Franken."

Posted by: Prison Manager Returning Personal Effects at November 30, 2017 06:01 PM (yqvys)

283 275 Zombie, did the link to President Trumps twitter work?
Posted by: rd


Nope.

I was hoping to find them in a more viewable format.

Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2017 06:02 PM (42M22)

284 PDT twatter

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump

Posted by: Under Fire at November 30, 2017 06:02 PM (r9UYA)

285 I didn't even know that Kaepernick identified as black until last year. I always thought he was just a white guy, especially after I saw an interview with his mother (100% white) when he got famous with the Niners.
Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2017 05:57 PM (42M22)


So where is his dad? Or is that a stupid question?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

286 "I wholeheartedly support perversion in all of its various manifestations."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

LOL! Great answer in a world gone mad.

Posted by: Cheri at November 30, 2017 06:03 PM (oiNtH)

287 274 it's really nothing new zombie. just muslims being exactly who we thought they were.
Posted by: x


Ah, OK. But then why is the nation of Great Britain having a National Meltdown over this? Parliamentarians are literally calling for Trump to be arrested on the tarmac and thrown in Jail when arrives in the UK next week.

Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2017 06:03 PM (42M22)

288 zombie I can't find it either

you dont need a Twitter account, ypu cpuld view it on a public computer in a lib?

here are videos Trump retweeted

https://twitter.com/JaydaBF/status/935775552102981633

https://twitter.com/JaydaBF/status/935805606447013888

https://twitter.com/JaydaBF/status/935609305574903812

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 30, 2017 06:03 PM (hMwEB)

289 nood

Posted by: IC at November 30, 2017 06:03 PM (a0IVu)

290
But then why is the nation of Great Britain having a National Meltdown over this?

Just more Fake Outrage.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 30, 2017 06:04 PM (DOaBg)

291 I thought Kapernick was adopted. His adopted parents are white. Birth parents, at least one of them was black.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at November 30, 2017 06:04 PM (N3JsI)

292 I usually enjoy Twitchy but Jesus they can post some tabloid level BS sometimes. Apparently two former Trump campaign workers had an affair and a baby resulted. Dude is apparently acting like an asshole, woman thinks it's a good idea to tweet out every personal detail of it like a nut.

Posted by: John Marston at November 30, 2017 06:04 PM (SkuXa)

293 So where is his dad? Or is that a stupid question?

To ask it is to answer it.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 06:04 PM (O5Q3r)

294 277 Lawyers for Matt Lauer are working on landing the shamed anchor a $30 million golden sexual parachute following his NBC firing.

And there it is. I was waiting for that. These fuckers NEVER lose.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 30, 2017 05:59 PM (O5Q3r)


He gets the boot for cause, and gets $30 MILLION?? WTF? Most people who are fired for cause only get a cardboard box to put their stuff in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 30, 2017 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

295
Nice thing about being accused of being "anti-muslim" is to just wait a few days -- the muslims will prove you right.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 30, 2017 06:04 PM (DOaBg)

296 Thanks Cheri. It really does.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2017 06:05 PM (Ix4M6)

297 285 I didn't even know that Kaepernick identified as black until last year. I always thought he was just a white guy, especially after I saw an interview with his mother (100% white) when he got famous with the Niners.
Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2017 05:57 PM (42M22)

So where is his dad? Or is that a stupid question?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Stupid question:

"Kaepernick was born in 1987 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, to Heidi Russo, a 19-year-old who was single at the time. His birth father, an African American man, left Russo before Colin was born. Russo placed Colin for adoption with Rick and Teresa Kaepernick, a white couple who had two children -- son Kyle and daughter Devon -- and were looking for a boy after losing two other sons to heart defects. Kaepernick became the youngest of their three children."

Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2017 06:05 PM (42M22)

298
But, then again, probably tomorrow there'll be a hoax vandalization of some mosque,. and then Fake News will blame President Trump.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 30, 2017 06:06 PM (DOaBg)

299 So, Kaepernick had a white mother, and was raised by two white adoptive parents in a white neighborhood. Never knew or even met his (purportedly) black father.

Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2017 06:06 PM (42M22)

300 and here's the descriptions of the videos in the tweets

Islamist mob pushes teenage boy off roof and beats him to death!

Muslim Destroys a Statue of Virgin Mary!

Muslim migrant beats up Dutch boy on crutches!

Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 30, 2017 06:07 PM (hMwEB)

301 249 Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 30, 2017 05:49 PM (bB4HN)

Swimming naked in front of your female SS detail?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 30, 2017 05:51 PM (Xrson)


I gotta give him a pass for that. It's not like you can reasonably ditch your security for a little privacy. And if you want a gig as a bodyguard you just have to deal with this kind of thing. That's not on Biden.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 06:08 PM (+azJs)

302 202 How in the hell was this clown ever elected? FFS.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 30, 2017 05:42 PM (0OmEj)

---

Franken? He wasn't, the first time in 2008. Election was stolen.

Reelection in 2014, he'd kept a low profile and hadn't done any real damage, or much of anything for that matter. Off year, less interest.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 30, 2017 06:08 PM (aoT/r)

303 "So, Kaepernick had a white mother, and was raised by two white adoptive parents in a white neighborhood. Never knew or even met his (purportedly) black father."

But his GF is BLM, and does all their thinking

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 30, 2017 06:08 PM (cAXIk)

304 There are stories about her being a terror to her
staff. There was some leaked hot mike clip of her on her radio show
cussing somebody out.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 30, 2017 05:59 PM (8O3HH)

She seems quite confident.

Rumor has it that she was banging D'Souza in college.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2017 06:08 PM (wYseH)

305 Russo placed Colin for adoption with Rick and Teresa Kaepernick, a white couple who had two children -- son Kyle and daughter Devon -- and were looking for a boy after losing two other sons to heart defects. Kaepernick became the youngest of their three children."
Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2017 06:05 PM (42M22)


What is it with black guys raised by white couples?

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 30, 2017 06:09 PM (+azJs)

306 Zombie,

I left a link in the new thread #56 to the CTH.

The videos are posted in the comments on CTH

Posted by: rd at November 30, 2017 06:12 PM (4dz1m)

307 How about the traditional swift knee to the goolies?
---

If you did that at work, 75% chance that you'd be fired for assaulting a co-worker. Best case scenario is you get put on leave and forced to go anger management courses.

Whoever makes more money for the company is the one who is favored.

/welcome to the jungle baby, you're gonna die...

Posted by: shibumi at November 30, 2017 06:15 PM (aT+Bx)

308 Why is this white boy allowed to stay I gotta go?

Posted by: The Iconoclastic Mr. Conyers at November 30, 2017 06:16 PM (rGF+s)

309 306 Zombie,

I left a link in the new thread #56 to the CTH.

The videos are posted in the comments on CTH
Posted by: rd


Gotcha!

Posted by: zombie at November 30, 2017 06:25 PM (42M22)

310 Obligatory: "f" frankin. The behavior discribed by the vet is one of a drunk, not a predator. He could be both, but my guess is that he is just a drunkin' buffoon. One that has gotten away with much worse shit in his past due to his fame.

I would bet that he is an alcoholic. I mean a real, drink
In the morning, carry through at lunch, and then binge the evening away alcoholic. This is not to give him a pass on his behavior. It is actually worse. While his moral compass is skewed/broken by his alcoholism and fame when it comes to his personal encounters with attractive women, what are we to think about his "professional" compass being skewed?

Posted by: Brock at November 30, 2017 06:26 PM (qsTkS)

311 Franken invokes the Clinton Defense - "I don't recall, there were no witnesses, and you can't prove anything!" I never saw that coming /sarc.

Posted by: Advo at November 30, 2017 06:51 PM (By5RL)

312 Well I see why Franken was so upset about pussy grabbing, he was only getting tit!

Posted by: mao tse tongue at November 30, 2017 07:00 PM (XWfIj)

313 10
I bet if you look back at Franken's career some of this probably happened while he was at SNL.

Posted by: dantesed at November 30, 2017 05:03 PM (88xKn)

The Franken interview was part of the job interview for young women at SNL.
Behind closed doors, it took about 20 minutes. But the women were allowed to wash up before the next interview.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 30, 2017 07:40 PM (UsCnO)

314
ace,

Hello. I really hope you read this.

There is something I noticed in the photo of Al Franken groping Leeann Tweeden.

!!! _____ Look at Franken's middle finger on his left hand. ______ !!!

Now, ace, take your hand and try to horizontally touch only your EXTENDED fingertips against a vertically flat surface.
You should discover that your middle finger MUST bend and truncate to allow for your other fingertips to MAKE CONTACT with the surface. (Just like Franken's left hand does as he is touching Tweeden's right breast.)

Okay, now recognize that Frankenstein was in a high-flying military airplane on a long-range flight where everyone (almost) was harnessed into place in case of high turbulence. (Moreover, was this a multi-prop plane?)

So obviously yes, Franken necessarily grabbed Tweeden's breasts while she was sleeping.

Expose him, ace. Many in the drive-bys have tried to excuse Frankenstein in only 'hovering' his hands above Tweeden's breasts for the purpose of 'comedy'.
Please call BULLSHIT. - I think traction is available - BIG TIME.


Posted by: Cold Civil War at December 01, 2017 02:25 PM (Z2PYk)

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