aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Saturday Overnight Open Thread (11/25/17)
“Most mainline Protestant churches are, to one degree or another, post-Christian. If they no longer seem disposed to converting the unbelieving to Christ, they can at least convert them to the boggiest of soft-left clichés, on the grounds that if Jesus were alive today he’d most likely be a gay Anglican bishop in a committed relationship driving around in an environmentally friendly car with an “Arms are for Hugging” sticker on the way to an interfaith dialogue with a Wiccan and a couple of Wahhabi imams.”
― Mark Steyn
Failing to study Greek and Hebrew Swedish religious muckity-mucks continue to drag Christianity into the depths of political correctness. The Swedes want to be inclusive.
The Church of Sweden has voted to adopt a controversial new handbook which says masculine references to God, such as “He” and “Lord” should be scrapped so as to be more “inclusive”.I guess the "Father, forgive them for they know not what they do" (Luke 23:24) was a mistake on His part.
Despite heavy criticism from organisations including Royal Swedish Academy, on Thursday the church approved the new handbook with a large majority.
Jennings-White suffers from a rare psychological disorder called body integrity identity disorder, or BIID. People with BIID feel that their physical characteristics do not match the idea of how they are supposed to look. The condition is not dissimilar from gender identity disorder, which occurs when people feel that their physical sex does not correspond with the gender they identify with. In the case of BIID, most patients desire to have a specific body part amputated so that their bodies can match how they feel on the inside.This woman is f*cking nuts.
Doesn't Justin Trudeau have more to worry about like Canadian bacon, Canadian Football and hockey than the US Net Neutrality act.
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says President Donald Trump’s plan to roll back net neutrality protections for the internet “does not make sense” and that he’ll be looking into what he can do to defend net neutrality for the whole internet. “I am very concerned about the attacks on net neutrality,” Trudeau said in Toronto on Wednesday, in response to a question from Motherboard about Trump’s plans. “Net neutrality is something that is essential for small businesses, for consumers, and it is essential to keep the freedom associated with the internet alive.”The less government interference in our lives, the better.
Dammit! The earth is flat and Mike Hughes plans on proving it.
Seeking to prove that a conspiracy of astronauts fabricated the shape of the Earth, a California man intends to launch himself 1,800 feet high on Saturday in a rocket he built from scrap metal. Assuming the 500-mph, mile-long flight through the Mojave Desert does not kill him, Mike Hughes told the Associated Press, his journey into the atmosflat will mark the first phase of his ambitious flat-Earth space program.Here's hoping his life and health insurance premiums are paid up.
Do you like to bake? Do you like to taste test while you are preparing your baked goods? Raw flour may cause health problems.
Spoiler alert. If you are already elbow-deep in holiday cake and cookie batter, you may just want to take your chances and stop reading here. But to become wiser and safer, though indisputably annoyed, step away from that bowl and read on. Tasting uncooked foods made with flour can make you dangerously ill, according to a study published Wednesday in The New England Journal of Medicine. The report, which recounts the detective work that led to a recall of more than 10 million pounds of flour in the summer of 2016, confirms that a type of E. coli bacteria previously discovered lurking in wet environments like hamburger meat and leafy vegetables can also thrive in arid hosts.Well. That news certainly sucks.
Need a schadenboner? Perhaps this will give you one. Charlie Rose interviewing Kevin Spacey about Bill Clinton.
The ONT has added another 'ette to the Moron Horde roll. Don't ever mess with a woman who is hunting.
And at one point, one of the saboteurs got a bit too close for comfort to a woman hunter on horseback. Way too close. Video shows the saboteur grabbing the woman’s horse by the reins — but she wasn’t about to take one bit of his antics. As she ordered the man to “get off my horse,” the woman repeatedly whipped the saboteur with her riding crop — a total of 17 vicious whacks.
November 26, 1976, The Band made their final performance; 'The Last Waltz' held on American Thanksgiving Day, at Winterland Ballroom in San Francisco. The show also featured Joni Mitchell, Dr John, Neil Young, Van Morrison, Neil Diamond, Eric Clapton and others. The event was filmed by director Martin Scorsese and made into a documentary of the same name, released in 1978. via thisdayinmusic.com
Coach Mike Leach is my new favorite coach. And my future Son-In-Law likes him too.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Team Work.
Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. Leave the pie alone and everyone will be safe.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2017 09:47 PM (4E/bc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2017 09:47 PM (4E/bc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2017 09:48 PM (4E/bc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2017 09:50 PM (4E/bc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 25, 2017 09:50 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2017 09:50 PM (4E/bc)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 25, 2017 09:50 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2017 09:50 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2017 09:50 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: fluffy at November 25, 2017 09:51 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 09:51 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2017 09:51 PM (4E/bc)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 25, 2017 09:53 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 25, 2017 09:53 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2017 09:53 PM (4E/bc)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 25, 2017 09:53 PM (Zd2ZF)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at November 25, 2017 09:54 PM (Zd2ZF)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 09:55 PM (NWiLs)
I think they are all dead now, except Robbie Robertson.
Robbie's a good guitar player, but he was about the most pretentious of the group.
In a Clapton documentary, Clapton actually approached Levon Helm about joining The Band, after Cream had broken up. He really liked their sound, and wanted to be a part of it.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 25, 2017 09:56 PM (S6Pax)
I'm going to go ahead and avoid it.
I don't like the way it is looking at me.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 09:56 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Jean at November 25, 2017 09:57 PM (v1Cpk)
Posted by: Cat With Headset at November 25, 2017 09:57 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: JAS at November 25, 2017 09:58 PM (7JbXq)
HELLO!!!!"
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2017 09:50 PM (4E/bc)
Quite the PunchFist Introduction.
*bows*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 09:58 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 25, 2017 09:50 PM (qJtVm)
That's hot.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 09:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2017 09:59 PM (DMUuz)
I can't resist them big ol' Honky Tonk Woman boobies.
Posted by: Sir Richard Branson at November 25, 2017 10:00 PM (8O3HH)
After much testing, researchers state authoritatively that food safety can only be assured if the beef is taken from the freezer, placed in a cold skillet and then heated until the internal temperature reaches 212 degrees Fahrenheit and held there for a minimum of 15 minutes. Should the internal temperature fall below 212 degrees Fahrenheit at any time during the cooking process, the timer should be reset and the meat held at or above that temperature for the required time.
Next week, there will be released the definitive study on cancer risks of overcooked animal protein and fats.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2017 10:00 PM (2K6fY)
I'm going to go ahead and avoid it.
I don't like the way it is looking at me.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 09:56 PM (Ckg4U)
It's waiting for you to die so it can eat you.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 10:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2017 10:01 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Jean at November 25, 2017 09:57 PM (v1Cpk)
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This!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2017 10:01 PM (4E/bc)
And that BIID crazy lady is married according to the article. Of course it's not until you get almost to the end to find out she's married to a another woman.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 25, 2017 10:01 PM (2DOZq)
Hughes was originally planning to conduct his experiment over Amboy, a ghost town situated along Route 66 in California, that has a population of 4. However, the Bureau of Land Management (BLM) reportedly informed him that he cannot launch his scrap metal rocket on public land.
According to Hughes, the federal agency told him his experiment was a no-go, but Samantha Storms, BLM spokeswoman, said she was unaware of any communication between the self-taught rocket scientist and the agency.
https://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2017/11/flat-earther-
postpones-rocket-launch-designed-prove-theory/
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 25, 2017 10:01 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 10:01 PM (myWJh)
Is is wrong of me to want to smack Charlie Rose upside the head with a baseball bat?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2017 10:01 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 25, 2017 10:02 PM (e9G8E)
I can't resist them big ol' Honky Tonk Woman boobies.
Posted by: Sir Richard Branson at November 25, 2017 10:00 PM (8O3HH)
Gimme hooooooo-wooooonky tonk hooters!
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JAS at November 25, 2017 10:02 PM (7JbXq)
-Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 10:00 PM (NWiLs)
Of course it is because cat.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:02 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Country Boy at November 25, 2017 10:02 PM (60v4h)
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It's not fair. Most men have to pay big bucks for that.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 25, 2017 10:02 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 25, 2017 10:02 PM (gIRsn)
And that BIID crazy lady is married according to the article. Of course it's not until you get almost to the end to find out she's married to a another woman.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 25, 2017 10:01 PM (2DOZq)
Perfectly normal on all counts. There's something wrong with YOU for implying otherwise, hater.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 10:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Country Boy at November 25, 2017 10:03 PM (60v4h)
I'm going to go ahead and avoid it.
I don't like the way it is looking at me.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 09:56 PM (Ckg4U)
It's a 15 pound pussy. Not going to hurt you.
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 10:04 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at November 25, 2017 10:05 PM (DMUuz)
Of course Billy Jean King was going to kick his ass. He laughed all the way to the bank.
How is flat earth guy getting money from this?
Posted by: JAS at November 25, 2017 10:05 PM (7JbXq)
Posted by: or a Stan Lee character at November 25, 2017 10:05 PM (TMSqV)
Posted by: Jean at November 25, 2017 09:57 PM (v1Cpk)
Yeah, right? John McAfee would have put her on his staff
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2017 10:05 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 10:04 PM (myWJh)
Is that anything like a 98-pound weakling?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: torabora at November 25, 2017 10:06 PM (NUtew)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 10:06 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
Yes.
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 10:07 PM (myWJh)
Pre-race: eggs, avocado, nut butter, chia seeds...
During the race: pumpkin pie, no crust.
Posted by: Anne at November 25, 2017 10:07 PM (K8vEP)
-Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 10:04 PM (myWJh)
Something escapes me between this and a scale.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:08 PM (Ckg4U)
He he he.
Posted by: JAS at November 25, 2017 10:02 PM (7JbXq)
--Cock blockers
Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2017 10:08 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2017 10:05 PM (2K6fY)
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ISWYDT
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2017 10:09 PM (4E/bc)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 25, 2017 10:10 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 25, 2017 09:50 PM (qJtVm)
oh my!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 10:10 PM (9G8jN)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 25, 2017 10:11 PM (RfzVr)
They come at a woman on horseback over here and she'll simply pull out her pistol and shoot him.
Or, if she's a really good rider, just trample him.
Posted by: gNewt at November 25, 2017 10:11 PM (vlVF/)
Or, if she's a really good rider, just trample him.
Posted by: gNewt at November 25, 2017 10:11 PM (vlVF/)
There are websites for that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 10:12 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 25, 2017 10:12 PM (qJtVm)
I didn't realize that I had this much stuff. We brought up 20 storage totes plus 4 artificial trees.
This is what happens when you get old and never have a garage sale.
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 10:13 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: bluebell at November 25, 2017 10:13 PM (UoSKV)
Don't worry, you're safe.
MisHum, though...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 25, 2017 10:12 PM
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Mooberboating?
Posted by: Side draft at November 25, 2017 10:14 PM (tFQkB)
Well, I just sketched out the final 11 scenes in my script.
I hope I have something I can show you all within a few weeks.
Infidel, you especially. :-) And thanks to Infidel and CFO MOM for the treats they've sent me. Infidel, I got yours just today.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2017 10:14 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 25, 2017 10:14 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 10:14 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: bluebell at November 25, 2017 10:13 PM (UoSKV)
Yes, congratulations, MisHum! I love weddings, they are always so much fun.
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 10:15 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: Infidel at November 25, 2017 10:15 PM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: gNewt at November 25, 2017 10:15 PM (vlVF/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 10:15 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Anne at November 25, 2017 10:07 PM (K8vEP)
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Wow, Anne, that sounds incredibly difficult. Good for you! I just had a piece of pecan pie with whipped cream in your honor.
Posted by: bluebell at November 25, 2017 10:15 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 25, 2017 10:16 PM (2DOZq)
MisHum, though...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 25, 2017 10:12 PM (qJtVm)
what???! man boobs are always sweaty! i'll volunteer mine, and then we can sell tickets. pay for GNAMM II with the proceeds!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 10:16 PM (9G8jN)
Posted by: bluebell at November 25, 2017 10:13 PM (UoSKV)
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Why was I not told of this?
MUY CONGRATS, MisHum!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2017 10:16 PM (4E/bc)
I lost all my guns in a tragic motorboating accident.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 25, 2017 10:16 PM (8O3HH)
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In away, it demonstrates an advantage that a car has over a horse. Tire iron.
http://tinyurl.com/yd3nhjm6
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at November 25, 2017 10:16 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 10:15 PM (myWJh)
--Congrats, Mis Hum!
BTW weddings are funner with open bar. LMAO
Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2017 10:17 PM (GsAUU)
MUY CONGRATS, MisHum!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2017 10:16 PM (4E/bc)
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Did you read the content??? Hmmm? Hmmm? Some of us read the content, you know.
Posted by: bluebell at November 25, 2017 10:17 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2017 10:18 PM (4E/bc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2017 10:14 PM (eMKNe)
I'm at your service, so to speak. (not like that you pervs)
Posted by: Infidel at November 25, 2017 10:18 PM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2017 10:17 PM (GsAUU)
Wasaayy more expensive too.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 10:19 PM (9G8jN)
Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2017 10:19 PM (sdi6R)
One happy Cylon this evening, I am.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at November 25, 2017 10:19 PM (lLeln)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 25, 2017 10:19 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: gNewt at November 25, 2017 10:20 PM (vlVF/)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 25, 2017 10:20 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: rickl
I imagine one of the elephants will knock him back into play...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at November 25, 2017 10:20 PM (lLeln)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 10:20 PM (3/sUh)
BTW weddings are funner with open bar. LMAO
Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2017 10:17 PM (GsAUU)
And fkn expensive. Don't ask how I know.
Posted by: Infidel at November 25, 2017 10:20 PM (Ix4M6)
BTW, is that Bobby Charles playing keyboards directly behind Robbie in the video? I know he was at that concert, I have the album.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2017 10:21 PM (oPNmq)
Interstellar is maybe the most ambitious movie in recent years. Christopher Nolan decided that Kubrick was the giant on whose shoulders he would stand. I admire his ambition and his sensitivity to make movies that will be remembered. The guts of a guy who wants to riff on 2001 A Space Odyssey.
Luc Besson I guess suffers unfairly for the comparison. He is entertaining and quite good. When I saw Lucy I reflected on the fact that Besson was about 13 when 2001 A Space Odyssey came out. Now he comes to the twilight of his career, and maybe he wants to come back around to the thing that inspired him.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 25, 2017 10:21 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2017 10:17 PM (GsAUU)
Wasaayy more expensive too.
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Oh yeah. Did CiceroDaughter's wedding last November. Open bar, fancy dinner, entertainment. Lots of drunk people on my dime.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2017 10:21 PM (4E/bc)
Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2017 10:17 PM (GsAUU)
Wasaayy more expensive too.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 10:19 PM (9G8jN)
--Whatever. I don't have a daughter.
Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2017 10:21 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Anne
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Yikes!
*does quick math*
That's a bunch of calories and water used up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2017 10:22 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: mindful webworker - soot sayer at November 25, 2017 10:23 PM (NU2/k)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 25, 2017 10:23 PM (e9G8E)
You know what doesn't make sense? Calling a piece of ham bacon, that's what.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 25, 2017 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
Everyone knows that AoSHQ "content" is a hoax perpetuated by the Pentavirate to help maintain their grip on global finances.
Posted by: Stuart MacKenzie at November 25, 2017 10:24 PM (TMSqV)
Posted by: Cat in the top pic at November 25, 2017 10:24 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Infidel at November 25, 2017 10:24 PM (Ix4M6)
Posted by: The Political Hat
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What happened?
Posted by: gNewt at November 25, 2017 10:15 PM (vlVF/)
Severe asthma attack led to her being taken to the emergency room and admitted to the hospital. They took care of the asthma within 90 minutes, however, it took longer to get her heartbeat below 100 bpm.
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 25, 2017 10:24 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 25, 2017 10:24 PM (+y/Ru)
by qdpsteve
Went to the mall now, almost lost my head
Went to the mall now, almost lost my head
People tramplin' people, just for a loaf o'breat
Went to the mall now, wouldn't take my card
Went to the mall now, wouldn't take my card,
Life is just so cruel now, life is just so hard
Leavin' the mall now, got all crushed and bruised
Leavin' the mall now, got all crushed and bruised
Headin' for the bar now, to get drunk and boozed
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2017 10:24 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: rickl at November 25, 2017 10:19 PM (sdi6R)
Terry Pratchett claimed that was when you discover there is such a thing as a free launch
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2017 10:24 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2017 10:25 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: The Political Hat
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Wait...heart rates are supposed to be less than 100?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2017 10:25 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 25, 2017 10:25 PM (aMlLZ)
What is wrong with you? Use a 32 ounce framing hammer. Shorter recovery time between hits.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 25, 2017 10:25 PM (IcT7t)
When I got to the entry for "How to Eat with Your Butt", the very first line is: <i>Not to be confused with the episode, "Red Hot Catholic Love", in which characters literally learn to eat with their butts.</i> And I find that simply delightful for some reason.
I may be punch-drunk from shopping.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 25, 2017 10:25 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: booknlass at November 25, 2017 10:26 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 25, 2017 10:26 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: JAS at November 25, 2017 10:27 PM (7JbXq)
Or dinnertime. Whatever comes first.
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 10:27 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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I don't know why I make things more complicated than they need to be.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2017 10:28 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 10:28 PM (9G8jN)
And consider the opinions of the Horde about the "granny car". I got a lot of really good ones that way. Right now we have 2 Mercury Marquis that are great riding vehicles and got them for a song 'cause they were owned by grannies and the kids didn't want such an "uncool" vehicle.
Obviously I don't know how urgent your need for a new vehicle is, but network real good and you might get lucky.
Posted by: cfo mom at November 25, 2017 10:28 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2017 10:28 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: nerdygirl
If ham is called backbacon in Canada, does that mean American cheese is called backcheese in Canada?
Eh?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 25, 2017 10:29 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 25, 2017 10:30 PM (2DOZq)
Rick was so damn lovable.
Posted by: booknlass at November 25, 2017 10:30 PM (9mZIr)
I didn't realize that I had this much stuff. We brought up 20 storage totes plus 4 artificial trees.
This is what happens when you get old and never have a garage sale.
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 10:13 PM (myWJh)
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I decorated three trees today (all fabulously fake). The pink one in the foyer has little disco balls and animal print ribbon. Sir Elton called to say it was a tad flamboyant.
I really overdid it because I was under the weather during Halloween and I missed out on the pagan excess. But now my place is just too too utterly too.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 25, 2017 10:31 PM (qJtVm)
article. Of course it's not until you get almost to the end to find
out she's married to a another woman.
Posted by: Alabaster Jones at November 25, 2017 10:01 PM (2DOZq)
If the stupid twat wants to become a paraplegic, she should simply go sleep on the train tracks, or go play in traffic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2017 10:31 PM (oPNmq)
You could put a 6 foot man in the trunk without folding. Try that with a Miata.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2017 10:31 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 25, 2017 10:31 PM (MTjB1)
Thank You for the link to the Neck Traction Kit.
I've been under it twice today and I already feel better.
It isn't In Your Honor, but the local Rock Station is jamming Metallica. I call it Serendipitous.
Thank You, Brother.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:31 PM (Ckg4U)
You could put a 6 foot man in the trunk without folding. Try that with a Miata.
Posted by: Kindltot at November
why bother? put the miata in the trunk.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 25, 2017 10:32 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: nerdygirl
If ham is called backbacon in Canada, does that mean American cheese is called backcheese in Canada?
Eh?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 25, 2017 10:29 PM (S6Pax)
--No, back bacon is bacon.
Canadian bacon is ham.
Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2017 10:32 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 25, 2017 10:31 PM (qJtVm)
Another Christmas Freak! HomeGirl!
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 10:32 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2017 10:31 PM (2K6fY)
It can be done. You need a jigsaw though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 10:32 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: booknlass at November 25, 2017 10:33 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Kindltot
What would you do with a 6 ft man in the...
Never mind!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 25, 2017 10:33 PM (S6Pax)
Of course Billy Jean King was going to kick his ass. He laughed all the way to the bank.
How is flat earth guy getting money from this?
Posted by: JAS at November 25, 2017 10:05 PM (7JbXq)
Bobby Riggs threw the match. No doubt about it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2017 10:33 PM (oPNmq)
I remember a Flat Earther did an experiment by taking an a level on an airplane. The fact that the bubble stayed centered the whole journey proved the earth was flat.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 25, 2017 10:33 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2017 10:33 PM (4E/bc)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2017 10:31 PM (2K6fY)
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You seem awfully sure about that.
Posted by: bluebell at November 25, 2017 10:33 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 25, 2017 10:33 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 25, 2017 10:34 PM (e9G8E)
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2017 10:33 PM (4E/bc)
Only Canadians have that argument.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:34 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 25, 2017 10:33 PM (4E/bc)
--I grew up
I know ham.
Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2017 10:35 PM (GsAUU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Country Boy at November 25, 2017 10:35 PM (60v4h)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at November 25, 2017 10:33 PM (MTjB1)
Vitriol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:35 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Bob McKenzie, eh? at November 25, 2017 10:35 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2017 10:36 PM (GsAUU)
I have so much stuff in my Marquis.... well not a six foot man, but a LOT of stuff. You need have to have someone hold your ankles if you're gonna dive deep into one of those trunks.
Posted by: cfo mom at November 25, 2017 10:36 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2017 10:31 PM (2K6fY)
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You seem awfully sure about that.
Posted by: bluebell at November
You do not want to wait until you have a 6 foot man to find out if your trunk will hold him. You can get a six foot man in the trunk of a 911 but you will have to involve a woodchipper.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 25, 2017 10:36 PM (MTjB1)
Funniest video...lmao. And so true. I don't know if he was talking about his own wedding, or his daughter, or what, but you can tell he has been through it. Hilarious. Hands down hilarious. Every groom should watch this video as a warning.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 10:37 PM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 25, 2017 10:37 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 25, 2017 10:38 PM (2DOZq)
Funniest video...lmao. And so true. I don't know if he was talking about his own wedding, or his daughter, or what, but you can tell he has been through it. Hilarious. Hands down hilarious. Every groom should watch this video as a warning.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 10:37 PM (Z7oqE)
--For various and sundry reasons, Coach Leach is a Moron, no doubt.
Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2017 10:38 PM (GsAUU)
AND I really admire your tweet smashing those two never trump idiots. Yay!!
Posted by: booknlass at November 25, 2017 10:38 PM (9mZIr)
I grew up < 20 miles from Smithfield, VA."
-Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2017 10:36 PM (GsAUU)
It was there. Other than that? You might have been like Monica Lewinsky.
...you blew it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:38 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November
yeah who wants diseased bacon
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 25, 2017 10:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: fly gal at November 25, 2017 10:38 PM (mEkC/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 25, 2017 10:39 PM (gC2IV)
And yes, I had a friend (6'2") who took a look at the trunk and said, "I could fit in that," and lo, he could.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2017 10:39 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: JAS
He's a pussy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 25, 2017 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
Be well, time for bed here after yesterdays travels we are tired.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 25, 2017 10:40 PM (yJ1e6)
I was surprised to learn, this year, that Dr. John was a white guy.
Always had heard of him and heard some of his music but had never seen a
photo.
Posted by: cfo mom at November 25, 2017 10:10 PM (RfzVr)
No "was" about it. He is still alive and performing. I saw him, circa 1980, one of the first concerts in the then brand spanking new Max Singer Concert hall in Calgary, Alberta. Friend had connections, and we got front-row seats. Dr. John, on stage, him and a grand piano. The sound system breaks down. He comes to the edge of the stage, and says, "They tell me this hall has some amazingly good acoustics (it does), would y'all mind if I just play and sing without the mike? Crowd: cheers wildly. So that's what he did, sat at the piano and played and sang, and smiled, for two full hours. It was awesome.
Can I recommend an album? Look for "Dr. John plays Mac Rebennac". It's a 2-CD all acoustic set, with many purely instrumental tunes on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2017 10:41 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: JAS
He's a pussy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 25, 2017 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
Or else she used the first few to warm up the instrument, so to speak.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 10:41 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: The Political Hat
***********************************
Glad she's OK.
Net Neutrality, rings of the old fair time radio law.
Reagan x'ed that law and we got Rush Limbaugh along with a host of other information laden radio commentators.
So, in my book, if Obama did it it was an equivalent to the radio fair time law. GOOD RIDDANCE.
Posted by: gNewt at November 25, 2017 10:41 PM (vlVF/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 25, 2017 10:39 PM (gC2I
You don't want to hang out in an 'ettes trunk?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 10:41 PM (9G8jN)
I've been under it twice today and I already feel better.
It isn't In Your Honor, but the local Rock Station is jamming Metallica. I call it Serendipitous.
Thank You, Brother.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:31 PM (Ckg4U)
No problem. The dude who invented that thing should be sailing around the Caribbean with a pirate ship full of hookers. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 25, 2017 10:41 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: the Black Knight at November 25, 2017 10:42 PM (CRLBR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 10:42 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: JAS
He's a pussy.
Posted by: nerdygirl
And he had no damn business putting his hands on the reins of someone else's horse. And if you go back and look at the photos of sixties demonstrations no one wore masks or hid their identities.
Today's demonstrators are pathetic, sniveling cowards.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 25, 2017 10:43 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 25, 2017 10:43 PM (RfzVr)
Gender equal snow removal? What is that?!
(I love how the car has a big target on the side so you know exactly where to hit it.)
https://tinyurl.com/hs7xb5n
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 10:44 PM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: booknlass at November 25, 2017 10:44 PM (9mZIr)
Yes, Mike Hammer. 2100 calories. I actually stayed hydrated. I had to pee at the first turnaround, but didn't get a chance. Five hours later...
Man, the Charley horses are killing me now.
Canadian bacon is just not right.
Posted by: Anne at November 25, 2017 10:45 PM (K8vEP)
Posted by: bebe's boobs
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Are we doing phrasing tonight or not?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2017 10:45 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 25, 2017 10:45 PM (MTjB1)
I like trunks. Maybe kbdabear's sets tonight will be trunk themed, Al Pacino approved.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 25, 2017 10:46 PM (8O3HH)
He couldn't take an airplane ride?
Posted by: t-bird at November 25, 2017 10:46 PM (Sv2/X)
blanco! how goes it? up for some motorboating with Eris tonight?
Provided the people visiting the neighbors will move their $(*$$**($(*$ car so I can get out of the driveway, sure!
I should be nicer, they only pull this shit when someone dies.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 25, 2017 10:47 PM (IcT7t)
Gender equal snow removal? What is that?!
(I love how the car has a big target on the side so you know exactly where to hit it.)
https://tinyurl.com/hs7xb5n
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 10:44 PM (Z7oqE)
So, wait, they prioritized equally bike and foot path clearing at the same level as emergency routes and main thoroughfares?
Darwin in action, ladies and gentleman. Good and hard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 10:48 PM (ycWCI)
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 10:41 PM (9G8jN)
I volunteer, as Tribute.
Where are we going?
*folded and confused*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:48 PM (Ckg4U)
--Pass
Posted by: logprof
It's actually pretty hilarious. Spacey talks about doing things for Clinton in private. He says that he doesn't know Hillary as well as he knows Bill. I'm seeing a whole new side to Bill Clinton.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 25, 2017 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Hands Solo at November 25, 2017 10:49 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 25, 2017 10:49 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:50 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 25, 2017 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
Bill never struck me as the kind of guy to limit his dance card, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 10:50 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 25, 2017 10:51 PM (RfzVr)
I wonder if Uncle Charlie (Rose) tried any motorboating? I can see the old coot now.
Remember that discussion he had with Brokaw that terrible night in Nov. '08 when Barky won, and they were asking, "What do we really know about Barack Obama?" Rush went on about it.
Well, what do we really know about you Uncle Charlie. And Brokaw? Wonder if Brokaw is a groper, public masturbator/ficus fouler, too?
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 25, 2017 10:51 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:51 PM (Ckg4U)
*squirms*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:51 PM (Ckg4U)
Forget your safe word?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 10:52 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:52 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: JAS at November 25, 2017 10:27 PM (7JbXq)
Yes, but did she turn off the beaters first?
Ba dum chh
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 10:52 PM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2017 10:45 PM (
i keep tossing you people these slow, hanging curves & that's it? it's like i don't even know you people anymore.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 10:52 PM (9G8jN)
*squirms*
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It's all fun and games until the Rohypnol kicks in.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2017 10:53 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 25, 2017 10:53 PM (8O3HH)
-Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
"Porridge" isn't that common. I've said it at least seven times, but I'm scared.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:53 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 10:52 PM (9G8jN)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE SAID 'HANGING CURVES'!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at November 25, 2017 10:53 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November
Well, things have changed.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 25, 2017 10:54 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: talgus at November 25, 2017 10:54 PM (8RQER)
Here's another verse, if I may:
Bought me a TV there, finally a wide-screen,
Bought me a TV there, finally a wide-screen,
Dropped it in the parking lot, all I could do was scream.
Posted by: booknlass at November 25, 2017 10:54 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:55 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2017 10:56 PM (8+Ozj)
That's another hazard of the sexbots. The hackers will get in and change the safe words for the BDSM routines.
I guess it would be similar to turning off the Holdeck safeties.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 25, 2017 10:56 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 25, 2017 10:39 PM (gC2IV)
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I'd start by staying away from Kindltot. Or at least his car.
Posted by: bluebell at November 25, 2017 10:56 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:48
i have purple drank. does it matter!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 10:56 PM (9G8jN)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 25, 2017 10:56 PM (8O3HH)
The Holodeck: the last invention mankind would ever make.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 10:57 PM (ycWCI)
probably face some assault charges and a huge fine. I understand why
she did it; I don't think that the authorities will be too sympathetic..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2017 10:56 PM (8+Ozj)
She should have used a squirt bottle of battery acid. Then claim to be muslim.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2017 10:58 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 10:58 PM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: Infidel at November 25, 2017 10:58 PM (Ix4M6)
*waves fingers through hole*
What is Sign-Language for "I'm in a trunk, being held hostage and I'd just like someone to tell my Mother that I love her."-- ?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:58 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:48
i have purple drank. does it matter!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 10:56 PM (9G8jN)
Let's take him back to the Ice Bar and make him sit on the ice throne commando.
Shots! Shots! Shots!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 25, 2017 10:58 PM (qJtVm)
Hanging curves. I'm letting it all hang out even as we speak.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 25, 2017 10:58 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 10:58 PM (Z7oqE)
Usually they are more concerned with the eggs than the flour.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 10:59 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 10:59 PM (9G8jN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:58 PM (Ckg4U)
If you wave your dick out the hole, you might attract a gay cop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2017 10:59 PM (oPNmq)
and if Jesus were here today and borrowing the cars of the followers who happen to be ministers-not of the big, megachurches but your average little church-he'd be driving a beat up 1996 Honda civic. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2017 10:59 PM (8+Ozj)
>> ever make.
I fear I would indeed spend an inordinate amount of time in there.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 25, 2017 10:59 PM (8O3HH)
Now, bbd, you know that the morons here would like nothing better than to discuss your curves.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 25, 2017 11:00 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: WebMD at November 25, 2017 11:01 PM (gC2IV)
and if Jesus were here today and borrowing the cars of the followers who happen to be ministers-not of the big, megachurches but your average little church-he'd be driving a beat up 1996 Honda civic. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2017 10:59 PM (8+Ozj)
I imagine Peter & the rest of the fishermen would be driving F-150s.
Posted by: josephistan at November 25, 2017 11:01 PM (ANIFC)
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2017 10:59 PM (oPNmq)
That brings a whole new definition to "tailgate".
In Canada, it simply means that you're "available".
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 11:02 PM (Ckg4U)
But Coach Kelly needs to recruit a quarterback.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at November 25, 2017 11:03 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Just avoid ladies driving LTD's or Marquis's, you'll be fine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2017 11:03 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 25, 2017 11:03 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: WebMD
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I'm also running with scissors, standing in front of the fridge with the door open, crossing my eyes and letting the screen door slam.
So there!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2017 11:04 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 25, 2017 11:04 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 25, 2017 11:04 PM (gC2IV)
What is Sign-Language for "I'm in a trunk, being held hostage and I'd just like someone to tell my Mother that I love her."-- ?
Stick your dick out of the hole. Some feminist will see it and call the police on you for "assaulting" her. Good news: you're out of the trunk. Bad news: you are now a registered sex offender.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 25, 2017 11:04 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 25, 2017 11:05 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 11:05 PM (myWJh)
So there!"
-Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2017 11:04 PM (tr2D7)
Well... you're going to Hell.
Posted by: 1973 Dad at November 25, 2017 11:06 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 10:41 PM (9G8jN)
In case its a trick question, a few possible answers-
Eager: yes, oh hell yes.
Ambivalent: hmm, haven't really thought about it.
Smart ass: We talking trunk, or cargo pod?
Proper: can we meet my mom first?
Not so proper: Dad's gonna love you
Gansta: A trunk fo mah junk.
Juvenile: Will I get cooties?
Somewhere in NY: I got yer fucking trunk.
anybody want to add anything? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Divison at November 25, 2017 11:07 PM (aMlLZ)
Posted by: booknlass at November 25, 2017 11:07 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 11:07 PM (myWJh)
Sweet confusion under the moonlight
Such a night, such a night
To steal away, the time is right
Your eyes caught mine, and at a glance
You let me know that this was my chance
But you came here with my best friend Jim
And here I am, tryin' to steal you away from him
Oh, but if I don't do it, you know somebody else will
If I don't do it, you know somebody else will
If I don't do it, you know somebody else will
If I don't do it, you know somebody else will
Dr. John - The Last Waltz
https://youtu.be/SCRrXZP8b0I
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 25, 2017 11:08 PM (FUu/Z)
Three words, two lies. Another of the same type is "Affordable Care Act."
Just because you assert what a thing is by naming it does not make it to be what you named it as. A turd by any other name still can't be polished.
Posted by: geoffb at November 25, 2017 11:08 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: ALH
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Perhaps they were just waiting for the last one to show up?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2017 11:08 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 25, 2017 11:09 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 11:09 PM (3/sUh)
-Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 11:07 PM (myWJh)
The Horde might just roll a D20 to see if you are serious.
*rolls*
You were serious.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 11:10 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 11:10 PM (ycWCI)
CAFE standards be damned, that's a car that should've been updated and remain on the market.
Sure, they'd have to ditch the body-on-frame architecture and modernize from bumper to bumper, but that wouldn't really be tough to do.
Take the Mustang platform, stretch the wheelbase to 4-door proportions. The Mustang is about as wide as a Vic, so that's not a worry.
Styling could be pretty much traditional, late version Vic, but with more modern, angular lines. Would want it to look nothing like it's Mustang core though.
Power? 3.5 Eco-Boost, twin turbine power. It's a MONSTER engine, but still good on gas. Put one of the newer seven or eight speed automatic transmissions behind it. Keep the Mustang's Independent Rear Suspension.
Do the Uni-Body in High Strength Steel with some Aluminum panels such as the hood and trunk lid.
You'd end up with a +30 mpg, five or six seat sedan, with state-of-the-art power, handling, brakes and safety features.
Betcha it'd sell like hotcakes. And be a Mercedes-Killer in the bargain.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 25, 2017 11:10 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 11:09 PM (3/sUh)
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Well said.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 25, 2017 11:10 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: geoffb
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People for the American Way
Students for a Democratic Society
Americans for a Conservative Direction
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2017 11:11 PM (7Cr6v)
I have no idea what vid iis all about, but best line "I can't go all the way down b/c I put this camera on my nipples."
Or pretty close to that.
Then there's the Bears/Packers joke.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 11:11 PM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 11:09 PM (3/sUh)
Witty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 11:10 PM (ycWCI)
Terse.
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 11:11 PM (myWJh)
You've consumed raw flour? You're gonna die.
Posted by: WebMD
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I'm also running with scissors, standing in front of the fridge with
the door open, crossing my eyes and letting the screen door slam.
So there!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2017 11:04 PM
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I go to bed with wet hair.
/yes, I AM going to die.
Posted by: shibumi at November 25, 2017 11:11 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 11:11 PM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 11:12 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 11:09 PM (3/sUh)
Witty.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 11:10 PM (ycWCI)
Terse.
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 11:11 PM (myWJh)
Well, it's the soul of good communication.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 11:12 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 25, 2017 11:12 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 10:58 PM (Ckg4U)
If you wave your dick out the hole, you might attract a gay cop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2017 10:59 PM (oPNmq)
Gay or not, he'll still shoot your dog.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 11:12 PM (NWiLs)
Australian: That's not a trunk. *opens back of Lincoln Mark III* This is a trunk!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 25, 2017 11:13 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 11:12 PM (3/sUh)
Is this going to be like the string of numbers on 'Lost'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 11:13 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 11:12 PM (3/sUh)
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 11:13 PM (myWJh)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybae724n
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 25, 2017 11:13 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 25, 2017 11:13 PM (fA1SL)
I would like to think there actually are evangelical churches in Sweden, but I don't know of them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2017 11:14 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 11:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 11:14 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 25, 2017 11:15 PM (gC2IV)
-Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 11:12 PM (NWiLs)
*HAH!*
Where is our Hawiian Cab Driver when we need him?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 11:15 PM (Ckg4U)
As long as it didn't have that pesky "sprays burning fuel all over the passenger compartment when hit" problem that the last Crown Vics had.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 25, 2017 11:15 PM (IcT7t)
https://youtu.be/rnPkmozi7Zc
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 25, 2017 11:13 PM (fA1SL)
Not the same without the smooth dance mooves.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from DDR at November 25, 2017 11:15 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: booknlass at November 25, 2017 11:15 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 11:16 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 11:12 PM (3/sUh)
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What is it, MisHum? Timmy fell in the well?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 25, 2017 11:16 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 25, 2017 10:54 PM (MTjB1)
indeed.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 11:17 PM (9G8jN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 11:09 PM (3/sUh)
248 ,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 11:12 PM (3/sUh)
It's a drawing thing. We are supposed to figure out the object before he finishes!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 11:18 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: The Church of Sweden at November 25, 2017 11:18 PM (Tyii7)
Crap, I'm HORRIBLE at Pictionary!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 25, 2017 11:19 PM (IcT7t)
The price just went down to sixteen dollars.
...and now it is three dollars.
The Market finds its level.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 11:19 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: bluebell at November 25, 2017 11:19 PM (UoSKV)
You've consumed raw flour? You're gonna die.
Posted by: WebMD
---
I'm also running with scissors, standing in front of the fridge with
the door open, crossing my eyes and letting the screen door slam.
So there!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2017 11:04 PM
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I go to bed with wet hair.
/yes, I AM going to die.
Posted by: shibumi
and now, my face is stuck this way.
Posted by: booknlass at November 25, 2017 11:20 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 11:20 PM (Z7oqE)
https://youtu.be/1yI-vEtSYvI
https://youtu.be/AyDi8kI9gp0
https://youtu.be/afP71xwLI8Y
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 25, 2017 11:20 PM (fA1SL)
I wish I was as clever as you give me credit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 11:14 PM
Are you saying it was just your cat walking on the keyboard?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 25, 2017 11:20 PM (toi7g)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 11:20 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: bluebell at November 25, 2017 11:19 PM (UoSKV)
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It's a floor wax!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 25, 2017 11:21 PM (gC2IV)
The price just went down to sixteen dollars.
...and now it is three dollars.
The Market finds its level.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 11:19 PM (Ckg4U)
Not too shrewd a negotiator are you?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 11:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 25, 2017 11:16 PM (gC2IV)
Little bastard is always falling in the well. Goldarned clumsiest kid in Creation. Only person I ever saw, what was clumsier was Lester the postman. Oh, wait a second there...
Posted by: Timmy's Dad at November 25, 2017 11:21 PM (oPNmq)
/yes, I AM going to die.
Posted by: shibumi
I have never heard this one before. How strange.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 11:21 PM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: bluebell at November 25, 2017 11:19 PM (UoSKV)
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It's a floor wax!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 25, 2017 11:21 PM (gC2IV)
It's an F-1 rocket engine from a Saturn V launch vehicle!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 11:22 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: booknlass at November 25, 2017 11:20 PM (9mZIr)
That's what happens when you live on the edge.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 11:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 25, 2017 11:22 PM (gC2IV)
Shots! Shots! Shots!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 25, 2017 10:58 PM (qJtVm)
Woohoo, partay!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 11:23 PM (9G8jN)
-Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 11:21 PM (NWiLs)
Given the bad system, at least I have a system.
Hold on.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 11:23 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Timmy's Dad at November 25, 2017 11:21 PM (oPNmq)
He kept falling in your wife...
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 11:23 PM (NWiLs)
May have to pick one up...
Also, why doesn't that guy with the junk rocket just order one? Not a prime member?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 11:23 PM (ycWCI)
http://www.instructables.com/id/Portal-Christmas-Tree/
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 25, 2017 11:23 PM (qJtVm)
Thanks for all the grand ONTs!!!!
Posted by: Anne R. Abler at November 25, 2017 11:24 PM (gRjsG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2017 11:24 PM (7Cr6v)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 25, 2017 11:25 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: geoffb at November 25, 2017 11:25 PM (zOpu5)
https://youtu.be/sZKYSsz_v2c
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 25, 2017 11:25 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 11:26 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 25, 2017 11:26 PM (xInes)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 25, 2017 11:27 PM (toi7g)
A little hardbass for my ONT gopniki:
https://youtu.be/rnPkmozi7Zc
--
So, is this what they play at the Electric Beet Festival in Moscow?
Posted by: shibumi at November 25, 2017 11:27 PM (aT+Bx)
/yes, I AM going to die.
Posted by: shibumi
I>>>> have never heard this one before. How strange.
My mother and grandma always told me that. Maybe it's a Polish thing.
Posted by: cfo mom at November 25, 2017 11:27 PM (RfzVr)
I sleep in green underwear
My face makes strangers stare
I walk with uncommon flair
Posted by: there's a Weird Al song here somewhere at November 25, 2017 11:28 PM (TMSqV)
Seeing Y5 nic reminded me. I always associated him with hardwood discussions.
I think I've said too much.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 11:28 PM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 25, 2017 11:29 PM (fA1SL)
You've consumed raw flour? You're gonna die.
Posted by: WebMD
---
I'm also running with scissors, standing in front of the fridge with
the door open, crossing my eyes and letting the screen door slam.
So there!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2017 11:04 PM
---
I go to bed with wet hair.
/yes, I AM going to die.
Posted by: shibumi
and now, my face is stuck this way.
Posted by: booknlass at November 25, 2017 11:20 PM (9mZIr)
I'm not blind but I do need glasses.
Posted by: Northernlurker, the lurkingest lurker of the north. Still proudly lurking. at November 25, 2017 11:29 PM (nBr1j)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/934466082114605056
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/934466234464325633
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/934466403242999809
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/934466628384894976
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/934466817963249670
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/934467044954787842
Posted by: kbdabear at November 25, 2017 11:29 PM (eh0Va)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
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Never leave the keys in the vehicle. Don't help a good boy go bad.
Posted by: PSA from the late 60's at November 25, 2017 11:30 PM (7Cr6v)
I think I've said too much.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 11:28 PM (Z7oqE)
Is that you in the corner? That you in the spotlight?
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 11:30 PM (NWiLs)
Unless comrade with tank insists, of course. Who's gonna argue with a drunk Russki with a tank?
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from CCCP at November 25, 2017 11:30 PM (zCyNd)
--- Insomniac - Nobody in Particular
the edge....of the wedge.
Posted by: booknlass at November 25, 2017 11:31 PM (9mZIr)
My mother and grandma always told me that. Maybe it's a Polish thing.
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I'm Polish, and I never heard that. I just recently read it somewhere, and was shocked, since I do this all time.
Also, the cat is going to smother the baby.
Thankfully, I have no baby.
Posted by: shibumi at November 25, 2017 11:32 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 25, 2017 11:32 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 25, 2017 11:32 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 11:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 25, 2017 11:33 PM (RfzVr)
Unless comrade with tank insists, of course. Who's gonna argue with a drunk Russki with a tank?
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from CCCP at November 25, 2017 11:30 PM (zCyNd)
If you won't let them drive drunk, then nobody's going to drive.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 11:34 PM (NWiLs)
We had a great initial meeting (I had been corresponding to the woman by e-mail before that). I asked then, "Why did you decide to get married rather than just living together?r". They looked at me and said very seriously, "It's in our church laws. Yo are not supposed to have sex or live together before you get married." Imagine; somebody following their church laws! In fact they made a point of asking me about the license since they aren't telling anybody but the two witnesses that they are getting married, and they don't want anybody to think they are living together so they want to make sure they have the license so they can show it to anyone if they ask.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2017 11:34 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I used to look out the corners of my eyes, even turning my head away and looking forward.
I was a weird little girl.
Posted by: booknlass at November 25, 2017 11:34 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 25, 2017 11:35 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 25, 2017 11:33 PM (RfzVr)
That's because cats are evil.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 11:35 PM (NWiLs)
https://youtu.be/sg0D1PpgCXs
(slightly NSFW)
Offendicons, attack!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 25, 2017 11:36 PM (IcT7t)
You go to bed with wet hair? Nelzvya!
This is how you get pneumonia - everyone east of Germany knows this.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 25, 2017 11:36 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 25, 2017 11:36 PM (rnAwa)
But now that men can compete in women's event just because they "identify" as a woman, I suppose there is not much chance they'll respect the "brand". I suppose they change a lot of the hymns as well.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 25, 2017 11:37 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 25, 2017 11:37 PM (RfzVr)
.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 25, 2017 11:38 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 25, 2017 11:39 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 11:40 PM (myWJh)
There was a variation from the Fond du Lac/Oshkosh area, but I am so old (but not yet dead) I have forgotten the exact expression.
Posted by: Anne R. Abler at November 25, 2017 11:41 PM (gRjsG)
I sleep in green underwear
My face makes strangers stare
I walk with uncommon flair
Posted by: there's a Weird Al song here somewhere at November 25, 2017 11:28 PM (TMSqV)
Pffft. i drink out of the hose.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 11:41 PM (9G8jN)
https://youtu.be/sg0D1PpgCXs
(slightly NSFW)
Offendicons, attack!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 25, 2017 11:36 PM (IcT7t)
Wow. Just, wow.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 11:42 PM (ycWCI)
https://youtu.be/sg0D1PpgCXs
(slightly NSFW)
Offendicons, attack!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 25, 2017 11:36 PM (IcT7t)
Literally LOL. "Come on guys, that's just Megatron with tits!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 11:42 PM (NWiLs)
It's a very interesting faith. There are things I don't agree with, but it's o.k. because I'm not a Christian Scientist. It has some very appealing things about it too. I was writing down some information for my records and I asked how old they are. They looked at me and said "We don't celebrate birthdays in our church. We could tell you the years they were born but we'd have to add up the years and they did." I told them they needed to know that for the license.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2017 11:43 PM (8+Ozj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2017 11:34 PM (8+
That happens? Maybe it is their family who would ask or something. I can't imagine asking someone to see their marriage license.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 11:43 PM (Z7oqE)
Pffft. i drink out of the hose.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 11:41 PM (9G8jN)
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Here comes the pitch!
Thwack
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 25, 2017 11:43 PM (gC2IV)
https://youtu.be/NrdT1rEO54c
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 25, 2017 11:36 PM (rnAwa)
Ewwww. And I thought Crowder's "gender-fluid" bit was just shtick.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 11:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2017 11:34 PM (8+
That happens? Maybe it is their family who would ask or something. I can't imagine asking someone to see their marriage license.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 11:43 PM (Z7oqE)
The marriage police.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 25, 2017 11:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 25, 2017 11:44 PM (fA1SL)
Dogs are good
Cats are bad
I think this was covered in "Lady and the Tramp"
Two cats, no babies. My little cat sometimes sleeps on my pillow, the little monster. I think she wants to kill me.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 25, 2017 11:45 PM (S6Pax)
She works and lives in a ministry setting where everybody is a Christian Scientist and he used to work there but now works someplace else, so everybody there would know if they were suddenly living together and not married.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2017 11:46 PM (8+Ozj)
I was a weird little girl.
Posted by: booknlass at November 25, 2017 11:34 PM (9mZIr)
So you brought side-eye into the world! Actually, I have seen kids do variations of this. I always wonder if they are practicing some kind of trick. Like having eyes in the back of your head.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 11:48 PM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 11:48 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 11:48 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: booknlass at November 25, 2017 11:50 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet at November 25, 2017 11:44 PM (fA1SL)
these words. this order. do not understand.,,
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 11:50 PM (9G8jN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 11:51 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 11:51 PM (3/sUh)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 25, 2017 11:51 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 11:51 PM (3/sUh)
no thanksgiving reminders. had waaaayy too many massed potatoes
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 11:52 PM (9G8jN)
Explosion in China. Windows shattered a kilometer away from blast?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Hey, I've been to Ningbo. Went to visit a company there with some Chinese co-workers (salespeople) while in Shanghai (just across the bay). You have to go over this really long bridge crossing the bag to get there. The bridge was pretty new in 2012, but they were already working on it. China, were everything is made to be fixed again.
Too bad the place blew up. It's a big factory town. I think there is an LG appliance factory there.
That's actually pretty awful. The accident, that is.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 25, 2017 11:53 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from CCCP at November 25, 2017 11:53 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 25, 2017 11:53 PM (6FqZa)
Pffft. i drink out of the hose.
---
Sometimes I refill the BPA plastic water bottles that have the don't reuse number on them with TAP WATER.
Posted by: shibumi at November 25, 2017 11:53 PM (aT+Bx)
Piers Morgan did an op-ed on it and totally condemned it. I agreed with everything he said. (I disagree with him 90% of the time.)
So one sane voice in celebrity land. Which means we've maxed out.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 11:53 PM (Z7oqE)
no thanksgiving reminders. had waaaayy too many massed potatoes
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 11:52 PM (9G8jN)
We're having salad for lunch tomorrow.
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 11:53 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: shibumi
You live on the edge,kid.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 25, 2017 11:55 PM (S6Pax)
it's a compendium of all of President Trump's accomplishments since he became Prez, and he tweeted about it.
Then some f00cker attacked it, and deleted their database! That's what it says, at least.
Posted by: booknlass at November 25, 2017 11:55 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 25, 2017 11:56 PM (toi7g)
Heh.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar, not from CCCP at November 25, 2017 11:53 PM
shhhh. i'm on my 5th manhattan. this is when boob pics might happen
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 11:56 PM (9G8jN)
I'm classy. When I drink out of the hose, I always extend my pinky finger properly.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 25, 2017 11:56 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 11:57 PM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 25, 2017 11:58 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: ALH at November 25, 2017 11:58 PM (myWJh)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear
That IS classy.
When I was a kid, we just filled the old mason jar from the outside water tap.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 25, 2017 11:59 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 25, 2017 11:58 PM (+lVUW)
That's what she asked.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 25, 2017 11:59 PM (ycWCI)
Is that true?
It would be shocking if it was.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 26, 2017 12:00 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: booknlass at November 26, 2017 12:00 AM (9mZIr)
Posted by: booknlass at November 26, 2017 12:01 AM (9mZIr)
Piers Morgan did an op-ed on it and totally condemned it. I agreed with everything he said. (I disagree with him 90% of the time.)
So one sane voice in celebrity land. Which means we've maxed out.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 25, 2017 11:53 PM (Z7oqE)
Piers is a strange one. He's totally whacked out on gun control, but actually talks sense about certain other topics.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 26, 2017 12:02 AM (NWiLs)
Explanation: Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to ... shower in? The National Weather Service urges the public to avoid hopping in the shower during a lightning storm in the event that a bolt strikes one of your home's water pipes and electrifies your bathroom.
Source: Mythbusters
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 12:02 AM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 26, 2017 12:03 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: booknlass at November 26, 2017 12:01 AM (9mZIr)
If you try to carry a baby and hang clothes at the same time, you could drop the baby.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 26, 2017 12:03 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Max Power at November 26, 2017 12:04 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2017 12:04 AM (UtvsI)
Posted by: booknlass at November 26, 2017 12:01 AM (9mZIr)
Bwhahahaha. Well, maybe if there is a lightening strike.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 12:04 AM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 26, 2017 12:02 AM (NWiLs)
I cut him a very small amount of crap because of where he was raised. England is the land of social tinkering. I have talked with a few people online and they are all rabid gun control people. Oddly, Japanese are much less dogmatic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 12:04 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 26, 2017 12:04 AM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: Max Power at November 26, 2017 12:04 AM (QCc6B)
That's great, Max.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 12:05 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: booknlass at November 26, 2017 12:00 AM (9mZIr)
Soft & chewey?! meh.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 12:05 AM (9G8jN)
I also heard you were not supposed to shower during a thunderstorm.
Is that true?
Don't know about the thunderstorm, but my grandmother always said to not shower while having one's period.
Eeew!
That's when a girl wants/needs it the most methinks....
Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2017 12:06 AM (yD/Pf)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 12:06 AM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 26, 2017 12:06 AM (S6Pax)
I suspect he's friends with Herr Trump.
Posted by: shibumi at November 26, 2017 12:07 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 26, 2017 12:03 AM (gC
2 parts whiskey, 1 part sweet vermouth, 1/2 part dey vermouth. thanks!!!'
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 12:07 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: booknlass at November 26, 2017 12:00 AM (9mZIr)
Soft & chewey?! meh.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 12:05 AM (9G8jN)
I am sure if you put them in the freezer, they would get rock hard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 12:07 AM (ycWCI)
Even without a direct strike, you can get some very weird induction effects from the strong EM (radio freq) pulse from a nearby lightning strike.
Standing next and touching metal siding can give you a noticeable shock.
I saw that phenomenon close up one time. I had just put a truck under an old shed years ago to get it out of the rain. When I got it under, it was too late, a bad storm was coming, and I didn't want to chance making a run for it. So I waited it out sitting in the cab of that truck.
There was a flash of light indicating a strong nearby strike. An arc jumped from the metal siding of the shed to the ground at the same time. I happened to be looking at just the right spot.
All that happened before the sound of the thunder, which was a humdinger of a boom, came through.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 26, 2017 12:08 AM (8O3HH)
but i guess I should have been more clear. she meant while the babe was still within my body...something about lifting my arms could possibly harm the little mugg
Posted by: booknlass at November 26, 2017 12:08 AM (9mZIr)
Another thing you didn't want to do was talk on the old land line phones during a thunderstorm. People have been injured big time when lightning ran in on the phone line.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 26, 2017 12:09 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
How exactly do you put in your jammies? Wait, don't answer that...
Posted by: Average Guy at November 26, 2017 12:10 AM (LMcFk)
Quote 1: Yeah, I've been unchurched for several years but when my Protestant denomination changed the hymn from "I Surrender All" to "I Surrender Some" I knew it was time to make a change myself.
This week, I talked to a priest of a Traditional Catholic parish (FSSP) about returning to the church of my birth. It won't be easy on me because of Her Majesty's prior marriage (she is not a Catholic) and I can neither receive Communion nor go to Confession but it's better than the mush I'd otherwise put up with. Nice gods get melted down.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2017 12:11 AM (r6Wlg)
Don't roller skate in a buffalo herd.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 26, 2017 12:06 AM (S6Pax)
You can't get to heaven on roller skates.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 26, 2017 12:11 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 26, 2017 12:11 AM (IYHxL)
But if an impressionist could get that Trump rap down, oh baby. And you'd have to get his pacing/phrasing, which is so damn non-standard, with just an occasional pause in the wrong place, or a word mispronounced, or was it?, the actual art of a mimic...and then some truly Trump-quality material. You just know he already knows the people who could put this together. And I'm laughing already, just looking forward to it.
John Hendricks died the other day, only 96. Hale and hearty right up until, but, he missed his wife so what can you say. Many a time I shook my head wondering why rap fans didn't go nuts for his spiel, because damn could he spiel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E99TIXB_swg
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2017 12:12 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 26, 2017 12:09 AM (8O3HH)
"old" land line? out here in earthquake country yhrlandlines are the only things that will work after the big one. that's why i pay $50 a month for something i rarely use.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 12:12 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 26, 2017 12:11 AM (IYHxL)
I have heard bad things. Too bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 12:12 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 26, 2017 12:12 AM (IYHxL)
shhhh. i'm on my 5th manhattan. this is when boob pics might happen
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 25, 2017 11:56 PM (9G8jN)
I would offer beads and shiny trinkets for those.
Posted by: Peter Minuit at November 26, 2017 12:12 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: publius
Lightening is crazy stuff. Our plant had a big lighting strike back in 2000. The charge hit the main building and blew out some electronic control units, ran down the underground line between the main transformer and the office building, and melted the fuses, jumped the gap and blew up one of the step down transformers. Left the other one untouched.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 26, 2017 12:13 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: shibumi at November 26, 2017 12:07 AM (aT+Bx)
Yes, I think this is true. In fact, I think he wrote some pro-Trump columns. He may have also written some negative ones. I don't follow him generally.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 12:13 AM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 26, 2017 12:13 AM (0kkuk)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 26, 2017 12:11 AM (IYHxL)
I've watched the whole thing. I won't give any spoilers but I was very disappointed. The Punisher is my favorite Marvel character ever, too.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 26, 2017 12:13 AM (NWiLs)
STOP spewing that nonsense.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 26, 2017 12:13 AM (0kkuk)
You're right, they don't smother babies. They kill babies by sucking away their breath.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 26, 2017 12:15 AM (NWiLs)
STOP spewing that nonsense.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 26, 2017 12:13 AM (0kkuk)
No, they breathe in their souls and spread the plague.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 12:15 AM (ycWCI)
The veteran side angle/extremist bit is very WTFish and ruins an otherwise good show. Still waiting on the Punisher to go bananas and fuck shit up more.
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 26, 2017 12:15 AM (IYHxL)
Yes, I think this is true. In fact, I think he wrote some pro-Trump
columns. He may have also written some negative ones. I don't follow
him generally.
--
I used to watch The Apprentice intermittently. I saw the whole Piers Morgan season, and honestly, he should have won.
I suspect Trump has a lot of *secret* friends from that show.
Posted by: shibumi at November 26, 2017 12:15 AM (aT+Bx)
Overpopulation and climate change.
Lightening used to just throw light and grow flowers.
Then the mean humans came. Lightening became destructive.
It's karma.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 12:16 AM (Z7oqE)
Well. Fuck. So I'm guessing Jon Bernthal, who makes a dope Punisher, is wasted huh?
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 26, 2017 12:17 AM (IYHxL)
What's the fastest you've ever driven?
My answer:
Maybe 110 mph. In, believe it or not, a 1998 Ford Escort 4-door. Was driving to Blythe on the I-10, the highway was only 2 lanes, and there was NO traffic. April 1997.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2017 12:18 AM (eMKNe)
cats do NOT smother babies...
STOP spewing that nonsense.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 26, 2017 12:13 AM (0kkuk)
No, they drink the blood of Gentile babies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2017 12:18 AM (++amV)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 26, 2017 12:18 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 26, 2017 12:18 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 12:20 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2017 12:20 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 26, 2017 12:21 AM (cAnNx)
No, they drink the blood of Gentile babies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2017 12:18 AM (++amV)
Watch out, you are baiting the 'JDL' guy from last night.
WTF do these guys come from anyway? I literally had to look the acronym up just to see what the hell he was talking about.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 12:21 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2017 12:21 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 12:22 AM (9G8jN)
http://tinypic.com/r/4l3fih/9
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 26, 2017 12:18 AM (cAnNx)
Awww. Whose a good little dog?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 12:23 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Booking Agent, Aero Pinochet
I had a history professor who had lived in Estonia and would go to Moscow to do research for books.
Store shelves were mostly empty. If you saw a line of people at a truck you would get in line because you might be able to buy something like toilet paper. It didn't matter if you had money because there was nothing in the stores to buy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2017 12:23 AM (+lVUW)
Well. Fuck. So I'm guessing Jon Bernthal, who makes a dope Punisher, is wasted huh?
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 26, 2017 12:17 AM (IYHxL)
Not completely but he doesn't do nearly enough punishing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 26, 2017 12:23 AM (NWiLs)
https://youtu.be/X2i7mH40zes
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2017 12:04 AM (UtvsI)
*drops acid like Syd Barrett*
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at November 26, 2017 12:24 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 26, 2017 12:24 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 26, 2017 12:24 AM (cAnNx)
exit only?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 12:25 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 26, 2017 12:25 AM (gEvQ8)
Then again after the age of Obama I'm not totally against the story line.
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 26, 2017 12:25 AM (IYHxL)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 26, 2017 12:24 AM (cAnNx)
My guess was "Live Nude Girls" but apparently that was incorrect.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 26, 2017 12:26 AM (NWiLs)
I still have the old land line. But the copper doesn't even go that far any more. It gets put on fiber at a little station not too far. Basically, a little shed.
By "old land line" I was trying to be hip for the young 'uns, of course.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 26, 2017 12:26 AM (8O3HH)
That's actually pretty awful. The accident, that is.
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Fortunately, given the size of the blast, the casualty total is pretty low.
Posted by: junior at November 26, 2017 12:26 AM (4fHsT)
Watch out, you are baiting the 'JDL' guy from last night.
*Foghorn Leghorn voice*
"That's a joke, son. Laugh."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2017 12:26 AM (xroYk)
Then again after the age of Obama I'm not totally against the story line.
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 26, 2017 12:25 AM (IYHxL)
It's a mixed bag of things. You have the very forced right-wing character, but government at various levels don't come off looking too good either.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 26, 2017 12:27 AM (NWiLs)
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I watched about half of it. And I have little desire to watch the rest of it.
IMO, it's worse than Iron Fist. And that's saying a lot.
Posted by: junior at November 26, 2017 12:27 AM (4fHsT)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 26, 2017 12:24 AM (cAnNx)
Well seeing as you are dead and all, RIP might be it.
Posted by: Timmy's Dad at November 26, 2017 12:27 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 26, 2017 12:24 AM (cAnNx)
exit only?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 12:25 AM (9G8jN)
Yes, but that's not correct.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 26, 2017 12:28 AM (cAnNx)
Oh, and did ya'll read about Judge Jeanine Pirro? She got stopped after being clocked speeding. 119MPH in a 65MPH zone. Not making that up. 119MPH.
She was coming back from visiting her mother in upstate NY, and had no idea she was going that fast, she says.
No mention of what kind of car she was driving. But she was a-shittin' and a-gettin'.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 26, 2017 12:28 AM (8O3HH)
Watch out, you are baiting the 'JDL' guy from last night.
*Foghorn Leghorn voice*
"That's a joke, son. Laugh."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2017 12:26 AM (xroYk)
I was. More poking fun at him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 12:29 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2017 12:30 AM (H5rtT)
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I watched about half of it. And I have little desire to watch the rest of it.
IMO, it's worse than Iron Fist. And that's saying a lot.
Posted by: junior at November 26, 2017 12:27 AM (4fHsT)
Let's not get crazy, now. Iron Fist sucked donkey balls. Punisher is better than IF, but it's a bigger disappointment because The Punisher was so damn good in Daredevil season 2.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 26, 2017 12:30 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 26, 2017 12:28 AM (8O3HH)
Probably not plausible in a sports car (engine noise and suspension) but in a modern luxury sedan with 400 hp and the completely insulating driving experience? I could see it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 12:30 AM (ycWCI)
Punisher is my spirit animal. I was afraid Netflix would mess him up. Most writers do.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 26, 2017 12:31 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 26, 2017 12:30 AM (NWiLs)
Didn't we have a discussion one night about how The Punisher is one of those characters who does much better in an existing characters more rigid moral structure?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 12:31 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 26, 2017 12:32 AM (IYHxL)
hearty right up until, but, he missed his wife so what can you say.
Many a time I shook my head wondering why rap fans didn't go nuts for
his spiel, because damn could he spiel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E99TIXB_swg
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2017 12:12 AM (H5rtT)
Well, I put the rear driveshaft back in the Suburban, filled the T-case with oil, and got it off the hoist. It seems to motivate OK. Left the front driveshaft out, because it will take me several hours of shop time to make the one robbed out of the '96 'burb fit for use. But I can do it. I have another 'burb to go to the job with, so no problem on that account. And the toy cars are back under cover.
Posted by: Timmy's Dad at November 26, 2017 12:32 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 26, 2017 12:28 AM (8O3HH)
Probably not plausible in a sports car (engine noise and suspension) but in a modern luxury sedan with 400 hp and the completely insulating driving experience? I could see it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 12:30 AM (ycWCI)
There are cars like that. The Hyundai Genesis, believe or not, is like that. It's so smooth and quiet that you can be going along thinking everything is fine then glance down at the speedometer and go "holy shit!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 26, 2017 12:33 AM (NWiLs)
Okay, this can not be true. But then, so much crazy in the world, I guess it could be.
As for Catholics, advice does vary. I know priests have told divorced people it is fine to take communion...and some who have said absolutely not. It seems dependent on the church you attend. For what it is worth.
I'm confused about your wife's prior marriage. I know that Catholics used to not recognize prior marriages if they were not preformed in the Catholic chuch. So should not count against you. Or maybe she is not Catholic, but her service was preformed in a Catholic church? None of my beeswax really.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 12:33 AM (Z7oqE)
Not hard to believe 119, though, They have always had Tha Powah.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2017 12:33 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Timmy's Dad at November 26, 2017 12:32 AM (oPNmq)
Timmy, your work ethic reminds me of AOP.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 12:33 AM (ycWCI)
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Iron Fist at least tried to do something original (i.e. how it used The Hand). Admittedly, that bit sucked, but it was unexpected. Punisher - at least for the first half - is just one huge bunch of poorly used tired tropes.
Plus, the lack of Punishing.
Posted by: junior at November 26, 2017 12:33 AM (4fHsT)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 12:25 AM (9G8jN)
Yes, but that's not correct.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at
live nudes?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 12:34 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 12:33 AM (ycWCI)
LOL! Off sock! Lassie, pull the sock off!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 12:35 AM (oPNmq)
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Iron Fist at least tried to do something original (i.e. how it used The Hand). Admittedly, that bit sucked, but it was unexpected. Punisher - at least for the first half - is just one huge bunch of poorly used tired tropes.
Plus, the lack of Punishing.
Posted by: junior at November 26, 2017 12:33 AM (4fHsT)
He does beat some serious ass, just not enough.
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular at November 26, 2017 12:35 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the calm before the storm at November 26, 2017 12:36 AM (IYHxL)
Well, today I accidentally ran across a article about a gay male dance troupe the uses lasers inserted in their... um... posterier.
My first thoughts were "those can't be actual lasers" and "if they are, they're using them illegally."
Then I thought "I should send this to the old bosses with a note that says ''thinking of you'."
But I didn't, since they're bad people, and I don't need to open up a conversation with them.
Song of the night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABbc-O_3_Ac
Posted by: shibumi at November 26, 2017 12:36 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 26, 2017 12:36 AM (cAnNx)
Assuming she wasn't just showing out and doing it on purpose -- which I can see, given her brass ass personality -- she may have been way too tired or something. A bit la-dee-dah.
Even without sound, the difference between even 90 and 60 is quite noticeable to me. "Way too fast" difference.
Back in my younger and crazy days, I was indeed doing 100MPH+ on an interstate, showing out and racing.
It was late at night and no traffic. Didn't get caught. And didn't get killed. I shudder at some of the reckless shit of my youth.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 26, 2017 12:37 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2017 12:33 AM (H5rtT)
Had a '56 Fleetwood 60 Special once. It would go 120, indicated. On a straight road.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 12:37 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Nobody in Particular
I bought a 1987 BMW 325 in 1988, and once hit 120 in it, late at night, in late 1988, on a newly paved two lane road. It was velvet smooth. I could drive that speed all day. And then, I ran out of road.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 26, 2017 12:38 AM (S6Pax)
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I learned to drive on a '72 Fleetwood.
My parallel parking skills are still abysmal.
Posted by: shibumi at November 26, 2017 12:38 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 26, 2017 12:39 AM (6FqZa)
You usually need to start with establishing your bad guys. Then you introduce the Punisher. Show him gathering intel, working is way through the organization and finally taking out the rest of the trash.
Handled badly, yeah, it can be boring. So can most superhero plots.
He does work well as a counterpoint to a Liberal or otherwise impractical character, though.
But Marvel hates him, they stopped giving him to good writers like Chuck Dixon. Garth Ennis has his...good points, I guess. But even he misses some core elements of what makes Punisher tick.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 26, 2017 12:40 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 12:34 AM (9G8jN
Preferably.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 26, 2017 12:36 AM (cAnNx)
no passing on the right
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 12:40 AM (9G8jN)
Store shelves were mostly empty. If you saw a line of people at a truck you would get in line because you might be able to buy something like toilet paper. It didn't matter if you had money because there was nothing in the stores to buy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 26, 2017 12:23 AM (+lVUW)
I learned about this stuff in school. All the dangers and downsides of these failed systems. So wtf is wrong with these people wanting socialism and communism? Did they learn nothing? If the media wasn't pushing this crap it would matter less, but they do. Which reminds me, time for my daily 'I hate the MSM' statement.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 12:40 AM (Z7oqE)
What's the fastest you've ever driven?
My answer:
Maybe 110 mph. In, believe it or not, a 1998 Ford Escort 4-door. Was driving to Blythe on the I-10, the highway was only 2 lanes, and there was NO traffic. April 1997.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2017 12:18 AM (eMKNe)
162 mph. Kawasaki ZX-11. Owned by a Texas Department of Public Safety State Trooper.
Who, might I add, operated the radar unit in his patrol car, to clock the speed.
The bike could exceed 180 mph, but *I*, could not.
My DPS friend then had me run the radar, and observed him at a sustained 184 mph.
Which paled at the ride of his other Trooper friend, on a Honda Blackbird, with a clean 191 mph run.
There are some long straight and deserted roads just a bit South of Castroville, TX.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2017 12:41 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: shibumi at November 26, 2017 12:38 AM (aT+Bx
Hindered by the Double X Chromosome
*ducks and runs*
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 26, 2017 12:41 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 26, 2017 12:41 AM (Ge1c3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2017 12:42 AM (MTjB1)
Then I thought "I should send this to the old bosses with a note that says ''thinking of you'."
But I didn't, since they're bad people, and I don't need to open up a conversation with them.
Song of the night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABbc-O_3_Ac
Posted by: shibumi at November 26, 2017 12:36 AM (aT+Bx)
I guess laser pointers would work for that, uh, application. Don't see why it would be illegal. Nobody in the sort of crowd that would come to that show would be looking at the dancers' butts, would they?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 12:42 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 12:42 AM (9G8jN)
Shibumi, my experience has been that anybody who plays with lasers will eventually accumulate some "illegal" lasers. Knew a guy who knew a guy. Screwing around with -wrong- power source modules in the basement, knew enough to mark and shroud the business end, but, it was a split-level and he burned a neat hole through one wall, two walls, neighbor's wall...
He did not have one up his arse, though. You've got em there.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2017 12:43 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 26, 2017 12:39 AM (6FqZa)
Way updated info then. lol I knew there was a time they didn't b/c I used to think that was very convenient. Just like you could get previous marriages annulled even if you had kids from them.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 12:43 AM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2017 12:43 AM (MTjB1)
I'm just getting to be a pussy. About 10 years ago, I swore I'd never drive in Atlanta again. We were coming back from some damn where and going right through Atlanta to get on I-85 to come back up here.
Somehow, I ended up in the left lane, doing 85MPH with a damned 18 wheeler on my mass pushing it. Talk about pucker factor.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 26, 2017 12:43 AM (8O3HH)
So wtf is wrong with these people wanting socialism and communism?
They imagine they'll be the ones standing on the Kremlin Wall watching the parade go by.
Did they learn nothing?
No.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2017 12:44 AM (f7r6G)
Some sane person would order her to take a shower, hop into bed, make movies.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2017 12:45 AM (MTjB1)
Emmy Lou is singing "Evangeline"
She was so young then. And then, we all got old.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 26, 2017 12:45 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 26, 2017 12:45 AM (Ge1c3)
My parallel parking skills are still abysmal.
Maybe, but you could likely captain just about any yacht out there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 26, 2017 12:47 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2017 12:47 AM (MTjB1)
Some sane person would order her to take a shower, hop into bed, make movies.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2017 12:45 AM (MTjB1
i'm at Gushie's. we're having moving night!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 12:47 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 26, 2017 12:47 AM (Ge1c3)
My parallel parking skills are still abysmal.
Posted by: shibumi at November
must have been a small car.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2017 12:48 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 12:48 AM (Z7oqE)
Over the last month or so and for the first time in years, I've been able to read the threads and contribute some comments-- mostly my lame sock-shtick, but also with occasional thoughtful & sincere comments. it's all been very therapeutic.
Unfortunately for me, but certainly a reprieve for the Horde, my time will get limited again, soon. Gots to deal with the, you-know, mundane shit that is life-altering type thing.
Just wanted to state- before I am sucked in to the vortex- I genuinely appreciate the folks here that comment, the cobs and ace. I know there's many that are going through difficult times. Prayers and thought are extended to all.
Hopefully, I'll be able to sneak in and post a random, dumb-ass comment that is considered humorous to a few and maybe I can even place a well thought out, structured sentence with meaning...
* mindfully gazes over the vastness of Texas from the living room window---shit! Got-damn leaves from that stupid-ass, neighbor's oak tree is clogging up my damn pool-skimmer again!!!!! *
Posted by: texcat at November 26, 2017 12:48 AM (wf3RQ)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2017 12:43 AM (H5rtT)
Like the sign says, "Do not look at laser with remaining eye"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 12:49 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: shibumi at November 26, 2017 12:36 AM (aT+Bx)
That is sooo not what I asked for. What happened to the friggin' sharks? Unless they put the sharks in...
Okay, that's not evil, it's just wrong.
Posted by: Dr. Evil at November 26, 2017 12:49 AM (tMFgx)
Some sane person would order her to take a shower, hop into bed, make movies.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2017 12:45 AM (MTjB1
i'm at Gushie's. we're having moving night!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November
Well the comment remains valid.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2017 12:49 AM (MTjB1)
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The further we get from the Cold War, the less people are aware of. Nazis are the cartoon villains of the 20th Century. You can do anything you want to them, and as long as it's bad, nearly everyone will cheer you on. Communists are those weird misguided people that fought alongside us in World War 2, and got harassed by that jerk Joe McCarthy. There's also the communists who were just poor people trying to free themselves from European colonial oppression.
Several years ago, someone in an online conversation mentioned that a clan in an online game that he'd been playing got punished by the admins because they'd picked a name for their clan that linked back to the Soviet side of the Cold War. The guy mentioning it couldn't believe that the administrators of the game would be so mean as to do something like that. Then I pointed out that it was possible that the administrators were from Eastern Europe, and he suddenly got real quiet.
Posted by: junior at November 26, 2017 12:50 AM (4fHsT)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 26, 2017 12:47 AM (Ge1c3)
i'm hanging in there. glad turkey day went well
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 12:50 AM (9G8jN)
Don't see why it would be illegal. Nobody in the sort of crowd that
would come to that show would be looking at the dancers' butts, would
they?
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It's not looking at the lasers that's a problem it's the lasers being randomly pointed into someone's eyes.
There's a lot of complexity involved with laser usage and wattage. They're actually regulated by the CDRH, which is a division of the FDA,and you have to jump through a lot of hoops to use them legally in a performance. .
A laser pointer and a laser used for laser eye surgery is still a laser.
Using certain lens systems, lasers can be focused over an audience. The rest of the time they have to terminated on a point like a ceiling or a wall.
/oh God, who am I? Why do I know these things?
Posted by: shibumi at November 26, 2017 12:52 AM (aT+Bx)
Y5....sitting in the hotel in Glenwood listening to Mr WDS and the little human snoring: ) The hot springs were lovely
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 26, 2017 12:52 AM (Ge1c3)
Gives me an idea. I think I'll mount a laser sight on my "gun". Put a red dot right where I'm aimin'.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 26, 2017 12:52 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November
Very nice. Hardpressed finding two better people to be locked in a hotel room with.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2017 12:53 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 12:48 AM (Z7oqE)
I preferred the feel of manual steering. I learned to drive on a no power anything Mustang. It gave a much better road feel. Sure, at a stop it was like turning the titanic, but once you got moving it just felt better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 12:53 AM (ycWCI)
The answer is obvious: they are trying to please their true father, the Lord of Flies.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 26, 2017 12:54 AM (uVv9E)
Well I'm all for random, dumbass comments, as I regularly demonstrate. So don't be a stranger.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 12:54 AM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 26, 2017
she's hanging in there. still needs prayers.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 12:55 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: Fox2! at November 26, 2017 12:54 AM (uVv9E)
He prefers Tooncey McPreezyPants, I have heard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 12:55 AM (ycWCI)
Not suitable for anyone really.
https://tinyurl.com/y9rupedh
Posted by: shibumi at November 26, 2017 12:55 AM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November
Going to switch the power feeds on the laser sight and saw blade motor on my circular saw. Hyping up the power going to my laser sight should make it a laser saw.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2017 12:55 AM (MTjB1)
guy let me drive a car without it once...and oh my haystack was it
different. You had to have arm strength. At least that is my memory.
No way could I parallel park without power Steering.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 12:48 AM (Z7oqE)
Cars built without power steering usually have enough mechanical advantage built into the steering gear that it is manageable for a slightly-built woman. Even when parallel parking. Going down the road at speed, steering takes very little effort. Now a car equipped with power steering, if the power assist fails, a lot of muscle is needed. But you can steer. (Despite all the crapola you've heard about the engine failing in somebody's Owwie 5000, and they drove off a cliff because they couldn't steer. Allegedly.)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 12:55 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 12:56 AM (oPNmq)
---
You know what was really creepy?
All those photos with Obama and flies landing on his face.
And Hillary as well.
/not a problem with Herr Donnie Two Scoops, since he doesn't worship Moloch.
Posted by: shibumi at November 26, 2017 12:56 AM (aT+Bx)
Yes, turning the Titantic is the perfect description. I had to put my upper body strength into it. I couldn't believe the difference. Dumbfounded and humbled was I.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 12:57 AM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 26, 2017 01:00 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 26, 2017 01:00 AM (xJa6I)
So I was had!! It was an old car...well, to me it was. I was probably all smug about handling non-power steering but he put me in a failed power steering car. I get the difference now. Well, who knows, long ago...maybe I was drinking.
Drove off the cliff b/c couldn't steer their Owwie 5000? lol Surprised they lived to tell the tail.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 01:03 AM (Z7oqE)
description. I had to put my upper body strength into it. I couldn't
believe the difference. Dumbfounded and humbled was I.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 12:57 AM (Z7oqE)
The weight of the car has lot to do with it. Try driving a sports car, or an old VW Beetle some day. Their steering is manual, and very easy. I had an Austin 1100, once, it steered like a go-kart. You simply didn't have to lift the accelerator to make a 90-degree corner. It was like it was on rails.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 01:03 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 01:03 AM (Z7oqE)
Hydraulic nothing, no power assist anywhere.
Can you imagine Pajama Boy at the wheel of such an intimidating conveyance?
No, neither can I.
For that matter, P.J.B. couldn't even snap-down a load binder on a modern flatbed load.
Oh, hell. P.J.B. couldn't even property tarp the load.
Worse. P.J.B. couldn't run a simple Bobcat skid-steer loader without pissing his jumper in the first 90 seconds.
And a 1973 Ford Pinto Runabout, with a 4 spd. manual, and manual rack & pinion steering?
Bricked, as the kids say. He'd never even get it away from the curb.
Check that. He'd not know how to even find neutral, so that he could crank the engine in the first place.
We need to make their cel phones operate on a manual transmission and with manual steering.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2017 01:04 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 26, 2017 01:04 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 01:05 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 26, 2017 01:06 AM (Ge1c3)
Make sure you make a big noise whenever you come in, get noticed.
AOP, first place I ever read the "remaining eye" warning was in a research lab at the Air Force Academy.
Some motorcycle reviewer noted one time, there will be this one smart-ass pre-teen boy in every crowd, when you' just as soon impress the chicks, who asks you, in front of people, not "How fast will this thing go?" but "How fast have you ridden it?" And often there is quite a difference, like Theory and Practice.
Now your Z1 Kawasaki was a powerful machine, if a little (little?) heavy, and if you could find a clear stretch of road and clamp down the triple-tree you could turn some impressive numbers. But at the bar, of course, every one of them did 155 shifting into fifth, in the middle of a corner, poppin a wheelie. That's just how things are.
I never had more than 75 HP to work with, riding essentially brand new antiques. I tend to think that if you're going 125 on a 400 pound machine, that's damned fast. British twins that didn't have the hysterical rubber mountings for the engine would give off a buzz, each size and make different, that would put your feet to sleep on a long run.
But the BSA 750 triple, which was not really a fast bike, would run right up to 110 and stay there for an hour, solid as a rock and making a Ferrari-like hunting moan through those weird three-nippled "fish pipes." Really fun to ride at that speed. And you could park it in front of a bar with the key in it, and nobody would steal it.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2017 01:09 AM (H5rtT)
troupe the uses lasers inserted in their... um... posterier.
So, theoretically, what would happen if someone were to release a bunch of cats at their show?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 26, 2017 01:10 AM (IcT7t)
It's pretty hilarious. As is the Editor's story about being badgered into it.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 01:10 AM (Z7oqE)
But the BSA 750 triple, which was not really a fast bike, would run right up to 110 and stay there for an hour, solid as a rock and making a Ferrari-like hunting moan through those weird three-nippled "fish pipes." Really fun to ride at that speed. And you could park it in front of a bar with the key in it, and nobody would steal it.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2017 01:09 AM (H5rtT)
It really was quite the Rocket, wasn't it?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2017 01:11 AM (QzJWU)
Vicarious revenge is as good as sex, and lights up some of the same parts of the brain. In The Count of Monte Cristo, when Fernand finds the chess piece, I could have had a cigarette right then.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2017 01:12 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2017 12:11 AM (r6Wlg)
Are they using the 1917 Code of Canon Law, or the pre-82 American exceptions, or the 1982 Code? It makes a difference. Do you know what they use for a Tribunal structure.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 26, 2017 01:12 AM (uVv9E)
Here is "Your Ghost Is Dead" by Endon:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=endon
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 26, 2017 01:13 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 26, 2017 01:13 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 26, 2017 01:10 AM (IcT7t)
LOL! And that brought to mind the Saddam's Cat gif.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 01:13 AM (oPNmq)
Anyway, here's a little bedtime story for all the little Hordelings out there:
https://youtu.be/A6-YPiqOh_w
Possibly NSFW for language.
Posted by: Country Singer at November 26, 2017 01:13 AM (yzxic)
troupe the uses lasers inserted in their... um... posterier.
So, theoretically, what would happen if someone were to release a bunch of cats at their show?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 26, 2017 01:10 AM (IcT7t)
It would be cat asstrophic.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2017 01:13 AM (QzJWU)
Here is the actual link to "Your Ghost Is Dead" by Endon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNRKrmjcJBI
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 26, 2017 01:14 AM (itfg0)
"Iron Fist
The Iron Fist Rule.
How quickly we forget.
Posted by: Arbalest - GNAMM Survivor at November 26, 2017 01:14 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at November 26, 2017 01:14 AM (Ge1c3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNRKrmjcJBI
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 26, 2017 01:14 AM (itfg0)
Good Night, Hat. Glad to hear your sister is well again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 01:15 AM (oPNmq)
troupe the uses lasers inserted in their... um... posterier.
So, theoretically, what would happen if someone were to release a bunch of cats at their show?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 26, 2017 01:10 AM (IcT7t)
Heh. Probably make it better. But the butt lasers...geez...downfall of civilization everywhere you look.
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 01:16 AM (Z7oqE)
It's incredible how many there have been. What's especially interesting to me is, most of them had lots of story threads that were never resolved. Love of Life, for example, just trailed off into oblivion in 1980.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2017 01:17 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 26, 2017 01:13 AM (e9G8E)
Nimitz Class Carrier, Steam Catapult.
0-162 MPH.
TWO seconds.
That's a kick in the ass, ain't it!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2017 01:19 AM (QzJWU)
Some sane person would order her to take a shower, hop into bed, make movies.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2017 12:45 AM (MTjB1)
I am the weirdo who told her to get clean and comfy. We arent going to bed we are watching movies, but as expected now she's sawing logs, so thisv way, we can just tuck her in, on the sofa, when the movie's over.
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 26, 2017 01:22 AM (rMIsT)
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 01:16 AM (Z7oqE)
Maybe they could substitute red highway flares for the lasers. They could remove the nails from the butt end. or not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 01:23 AM (oPNmq)
Come to think about it, I might not have been correct about the "original" Z1... I was just go ogling it -- might be another bike in the Kawasaki Z line, that I'm thinking of...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 26, 2017 01:24 AM (e9G8E)
We arent going to bed we are watching movies, but as expected now she's
sawing logs, so thisv way, we can just tuck her in, on the sofa, when
the movie's over.
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 26, 2017 01:22 AM (rMIsT)
Are you feeling a little better this evening, Gushie?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 01:24 AM (oPNmq)
You can read some of the inside stuff too. Like the letter from Deadpool. Somewhere there were also Norman Rockwell pics of characters around the table, but not sure where. Would have to goolag. Nite all.
https://tinyurl.com/ycq373nt
Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla is fan of Professor Chaos at November 26, 2017 01:27 AM (Z7oqE)
bed we are watching movies, but as expected now she's sawing logs, so
thisv way, we can just tuck her in, on the sofa, when the movie's
over.
Don't forget to kiss her forehead.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 26, 2017 01:27 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: zombie at November 26, 2017 01:28 AM (42M22)
The Kaw I mean is a 900cc transverse four, 4-stroke. They were sumpin'.
AOP can relate, Studebaker offered an "interesting" option on the Avanti, the so-called quick ratio steering. What you got was the normal steering gear, but with the shorter arm from the power steering package. This, coupled with Studebaker's really logical but extremely odd Studebaker-Ackerman center-pull geometry, gives you a stable high-speed feel that just wants to "hunt over center" the teensiest bit when you're dead-nuts straight. Fast and easy steering action on the track, BUT, big butt, you'd better have the wheels rolling just a bit at parking speeds or you will NEVER move that steering wheel.
Fierce, manly clutch, too, which you come to appreciate, but letting somebody just tool around the lot in it is sort of like handing a magnum 12 gauge to a first timer and having them hold it an inch from their shoulder.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 26, 2017 01:29 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November
So, do you have a glass of warm water?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2017 01:31 AM (MTjB1)
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 26, 2017 01:31 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 01:24 AM (oPNmq)
Honestly, Thanksgiving was terrible. My sister and dad were fighting, i am still sick, mom is dying, and my heart is broken. This is one of the worst holidays i have ever had including the great clusterfuck of 07. Thats the one i ate japanese curry made from leftovers alone. At least rthday one was quiet, AOP, and Howco kept me company online.
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 26, 2017 01:36 AM (rMIsT)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 26, 2017 01:37 AM (4E/bc)
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 26, 2017 01:36 AM (rMIsT)
One can gather the results were... explosive?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 01:38 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2017 01:31 AM (MTjB1)
Never do that prank when the victim is on YOUR OWN sofa!!
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 26, 2017 01:38 AM (rMIsT)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 26, 2017 01:39 AM (4E/bc)
dad were fighting, i am still sick, mom is dying, and my heart is
broken. This is one of the worst holidays i have ever had including the
great clusterfuck of 07. Thats the one i ate japanese curry made from
leftovers alone. At least rthday one was quiet, AOP, and Howco kept me
company online.
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 26, 2017 01:36 AM (rMIsT)
{{{Gushie}}} You are still in touch with Howie? Please give him my best regards!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 01:40 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November
lol
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2017 01:40 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 01:38 AM (ycWCI)
Nope. Im a good cook. But it was lonely and i can't think of anything less thanksgiving day-like. But i was online at Table9chat. Com. Thos are some great people, many of them Morons.
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 26, 2017 01:42 AM (rMIsT)
I responded, "Let's be honest though. It's easier to love yourself, when others love you too."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2017 01:43 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 26, 2017 01:42 AM (rMIsT)
That's a good thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 26, 2017 01:43 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 01:40 AM (oPNmq)
Last sighting was on a pet thread here. One of the reasons i keep coming back. I miss that jackass something awful.
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 26, 2017 01:46 AM (rMIsT)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 26, 2017 01:47 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November
So, do you have a glass of warm water?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 26, 2017 01:31 AM (MTjB1)
Shaving cream and a feather.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 26, 2017 01:50 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at November 26, 2017 01:52 AM (CRLBR)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 26, 2017 01:50 AM (cAnNx)
We had special pecan pie cupcakes from Grimmys birthday, and chocolate fudge cake....
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 26, 2017 01:52 AM (rMIsT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 26, 2017 01:52 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 26, 2017 01:53 AM (e9G8E)
'nuff said for me.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 26, 2017 01:53 AM (0kkuk)
I will keep you in my prayers.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 26, 2017 01:54 AM (uVv9E)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 26, 2017 01:56 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 26, 2017 01:46 AM (rMIsT)
My mistake. I thought your reference to chatting with Howie was this Thanksgiving, not one past. I have not given up hope for him, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 01:58 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2017 02:00 AM (eMKNe)
A tough steer is a '48 John Deere with the funky dual dihedral front wheels hauling a trailerload of barn fertilizer.
Learned new words when gramps tried to start with the flywheel.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 26, 2017 02:01 AM (e1mEI)
The Earth isn't flat. It's shaped like a giant ass crack.
Posted by: guy who lives in the Grand Canyon at November 26, 2017 02:03 AM (CRLBR)
Posted by: guy who lives in the Grand Canyon at November 26, 2017 02:03 AM (CRLBR)
===
Which means the anus is right by Newark, NJ.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2017 02:21 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November
lol
Posted by: yankeefift
i ALWAYS nod off. it's like tradition or something
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 02:22 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 26, 2017 01:50 AM (cAnNx)
We had special pecan pie cupcakes from Grimmys birthday, and chocolate fudge cake....
Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at November 26, 2017 01:52 AM (rMIsT)
ooooh, the chocolate fudge cake is FANTASTIC!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 02:25 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 02:22 AM (9G8jN)
wb to the thread, bebe!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 02:27 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 02:27 AM (
heh, not for long. way past my bed time!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 02:32 AM (9G8jN)
with Howie was this Thanksgiving, not one past. I have not given up hope
for him, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 01:58 AM (oPNmq)
I keep an eye out for him.Chemjeff didnt believe he was real and i liked MSMediaCritic's description of our prodigal best: "Of course hes real! if he wasn't, Bruce Willis would have to invent him!"
I still chuckle when i think of that.
hes an asshole for sure but i want him on my team, and nearby and at least to me there was no better friend when i needed one.
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at November 26, 2017 02:32 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 25, 2017 11:51 PM (3/sUh)
I like double entries.
Posted by: Al's Accounting and Chop Shop at November 26, 2017 02:33 AM (aIngy)
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at November 26, 2017 02:34 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at November 26, 2017 02:34 AM (9G8jN)
giggle snort. am i gonna wake up with her snuggled on my feet?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 02:35 AM (9G8jN)
Which means the anus is right by Newark, NJ.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2017 02:21 AM (EZebt)
Uncle Palpatine says its Seguin Tx, and since i have stayed there many times, i am somewhat inclined to agree. At least, in August.
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at November 26, 2017 02:35 AM (9G8jN)
Which means the anus is right by Newark, NJ.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 26, 2017 02:21 AM (EZebt)
Uncle Palpatine says its Seguin Tx, and since i have stayed there many times, i am somewhat inclined to agree. At least, in August.
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at November 26, 2017 02:35 AM (9G8jN)
august? wouldn't that be more like an armpit?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 02:37 AM (9G8jN)
giggle snort. am i gonna wake up with her snuggled on my feet?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 02:35 AM (9G8jN)
maybe. right now shes sulking where i keep my computer, because i have my laptop in my lap where she thinks is her spot. shes looking put out. I would not wiggle my toes much if i were to find a weight on my legs, if i were you.
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at November 26, 2017 02:38 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 26, 2017 02:38 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 26, 2017 02:40 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 02:37 AM (9G8jN)
nope. the butthole of the US if nothing else, at the bottom is a sweaty sweaty asscrack. though i am sure Grimmy would beg to differ and remind us there are places Internationally that are worse. Like Anbar in monsoon season, where its humid and the rain makes mud that is sticky and smells of both garbage and sewer.
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at November 26, 2017 02:42 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want
hasan...chop!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 02:43 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 26, 2017 02:38 AM (IcT7t)
Zero argument. thats dead accurate.
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at November 26, 2017 02:43 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what wan
lol. nite nite blanco. fappy dreams
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 26, 2017 02:46 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 26, 2017 02:49 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 26, 2017 03:30 AM (R9+0K)
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at November 26, 2017 03:30 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 03:37 AM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Bill W at November 26, 2017 03:38 AM (Fikbq)
Posted by: Gushka can has scary kittys what want hugs at November 26, 2017 03:38 AM (9G8jN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2017 03:41 AM (oPNmq)
top speed: 140MPH+ in a rep0ed 7 series BMW in the late 80's on the EB134 NOT 170 Freeway in NoHo/Burbank. i looked to see how fast i was going, and,
when i looked up, i was in a different lane.
'nuff said for me.
170 is N/S, for one thing.
hasta, y'all.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 26, 2017 03:51 AM (0kkuk)
Pffft, that's nothing. We've developed a strain of e. coli that can survive even in cooked flour. Just try one of our burritos.
Posted by: Chipotle at November 26, 2017 04:32 AM (CRLBR)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at November 26, 2017 04:37 AM (lLeln)
Posted by: Arkham Cat Rescue at November 26, 2017 05:06 AM (CRLBR)
Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 26, 2017 05:46 AM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Eromero at November 26, 2017 05:48 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2017 05:54 AM (aC6Sd)
https://tinyurl.com/y9rupedh
Posted by: shibumi at November 26, 2017 12:55 AM (aT+Bx)
----
So I return to the ONT and it's all lasers up the butt.
But(t) I do have a new catchphrase: "from a drunken perspective".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 26, 2017 06:05 AM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 26, 2017 06:33 AM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Rose at November 26, 2017 11:26 AM (30UCB)
Start with her head.
Problem solved.
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AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)