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Allegation: Louis C.K. Is a Big Fat Sweaty Jerkoff

Rumors about his public masturbation in front of unwilling women have swirled for years -- I've been reading about it for a while -- and now Instapundit quotes the New York Times reporting on on-the-record witnesses.

As soon as they sat down in his room, still wrapped in their winter jackets and hats, Louis C.K. asked if he could take out his penis, the women said.

They thought it was a joke and laughed it off. "And then he really did it," Ms. Goodman said in an interview with The New York Times. "He proceeded to take all of his clothes off, and get completely naked, and started masturbating."

In 2003, Abby Schachner called Louis C.K. to invite him to one of her shows, and during the phone conversation, she said, she could hear him masturbating as they spoke. Another comedian, Rebecca Corry, said that while she was appearing with Louis C.K. on a television pilot in 2005, he asked if he could masturbate in front of her. She declined.

I'd like to offer this beleaguered progressive darling my thoughts and prayers.

Incidentally, I watched Mindhunter on Amazon Netflix. It's based loosely on the book Mindhunter by FBI Criminal Profiling pioneer John Douglas (and his co-author).


Two points made in the show:

1. There are a lot of psychopaths who are not killers, but rather accomplished members of society. They don't kill because they have "other leanings," but they still have psychopathic traits such as lack of remorse, skill at manipulation, and failure to imagine that other people's feelings actually matter.

2. A lot of "sex" psychopaths get off on isn't what you'd normally consider sex, because sex (as such) isn't really the end-game: the end-game is humiliation and domination. The sexual component, to the extent it exists, is just a means to this true end.

The show is pretty good, though I was frequently annoyed at the fact that it's fictionalized version of the book, and I didn't know what was real and what was fake. The main character isn't even called John Douglas; he's called "Holden Ford," though he's clearly doing the major things John Douglas did.

Here's something I wasn't sure was real: Were these guys really putting their limited understanding of criminal profiling to solve "lust murder" crimes even while just beginning their exploration into the completely new field? Was that just made up to satisfy the genre requirements of solving serial killer crimes? Were those cases actually after they'd developed the criminal profiling method?

Some stuff I know must be made up, like the sociologist character specializing in deviant psychology that "Holden Ford" is dating. A character who exists, conveniently enough, to make various psychological commentaries as "Holden Ford" does his research. Oh, and also to attempt kinky fetish-based sex with him right after he interviews a fetish-obsessed serial killer, to sort of show that normal people have these sorts of traits too.

Also, we've already kind of seen this. In a movie called "Manhunter," the first movie with Hannibal Lecter. They say that it's the head of the unit in those movies that's based on Douglas; but it seems that protagonist Will Graham is based on him too. Because this character "Holden Ford" also goes through the "getting too close to psychopaths" thing, and through the "beginning to exhibit psycopathic traits" himself thing.

Also, he gleans insights from a Hannnibal Lecter type (real world Coed Killer Ed Kemper) and has a weird, dangerous sorta-friendship with him.

Eh, it's okay. Worth a watch. Some of the dialogue is very stilted and the main actor takes some getting used to. He seems to be on the spectrum, though they don't say so, and though he seems to have some abilities that someone on the spectrum would be unlikely to have, like being able to read psychopaths quickly and figure out the right way to manipulate them into talking. (Strangely, he lacks the ability to read normal people and is frequently confused as to what people are thinking, or why they're reacting badly to his ideas.)

Overall though, pretty decent if you like criminal profiling.

BTW, Mindhunter wasn't a great book. I read it to get a sense of how criminal profiling worked. He was very vague, like he was trying to hide all the secrets of the field while just giving a tease about them. One of the few things I remember is the distinction between "organized" and "disorganized" killers (mentioned in the show, too).

He did have an interesting explanation of what's important in a murder, though. Basically, separate out the M.O. from the signature. The M.O. is all the stuff that has to be done, and is logically done, in furtherance of the crime. Binding a victim's wrists isn't all that telling, because, if kidnap/rape/murder is your aim, you just need to do that.

On the other hand, binding someone in a very specific way, say trussed up like a deer, isn't strictly necessary to the crime, so that isn't something the person has just done in furtherance of the crime, but a thing they emotionally need to do, not part of the sequence of acts needed to execute the crime, but part of the ritual of the act, part of the fantasy driving all this.

M.O. is driven by an intellectual/practical process, whereas ritual/signature is driven by emotional/psychological impulses. The latter tells you about the why of the crime.

That part was pretty interesting and something I only understood from the book, and not from the ten million criminal profiling books and movies I've read/watched.

Most of the rest of the book was really elliptical stuff where he'd tell you his conclusions about this or that case without explaining the reasoning that got him from the crime scene to the unsub profile.

Posted by: Ace at 04:16 PM




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1 foist

Posted by: Hotspur at November 09, 2017 04:14 PM (hp5Wc)

2 Foist!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2017 04:14 PM (1ISKN)

3 Dammit!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2017 04:14 PM (1ISKN)

4 WTF is going on around here?

Posted by: Zombie Vince Lombardi, pissed off enough to swear at November 09, 2017 04:15 PM (z79tQ)

5 Grammie winger,

If you're around I have a sick cat question.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:15 PM (Ri/rl)

6 Ficus?

Posted by: Herman Cain at November 09, 2017 04:15 PM (QQ+il)

7 Ew.

Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2017 04:16 PM (14URa)

8 I remember the good olde days when masturbating in front of women was frowned upon.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2017 04:16 PM (4e+hS)

9 He took it out?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 04:17 PM (/tuJf)

10 Well I was late to the last thread but right on time for this one, so that's something.

Posted by: Boots at November 09, 2017 04:17 PM (EBwPV)

11 I would think that activity would make the interview a bit awkward.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2017 04:17 PM (7ZVPa)

12 Everybody's a perv.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 09, 2017 04:17 PM (QM5S2)

13 If you're around I have a sick cat question.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:15 PM (Ri/rl)
She was right downstairs trying to remember who she sucked face with in the 70s, CG. I have cats. What's the question? Unless you don't trust me . . . :-)

Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2017 04:17 PM (14URa)

14 Note the difference between this and the Moore hit-piece: actual names of actual people making the claims against Black.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 04:17 PM (fA1SL)

15 Sounds like he's conquered his stage fright.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2017 04:17 PM (oVJmc)

16 Do the jerk, baby.

Do the jerk now.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 09, 2017 04:17 PM (YjVfX)

17 I want to hear about some ette telling him
"What do you think this is San Diego"
and walk out.

Posted by: DaveA at November 09, 2017 04:17 PM (FhXTo)

18 This is just a distraction from Roy Moore's pedophilia. It won't work I'm afraid.

Posted by: Brian in New Anus at November 09, 2017 04:17 PM (+dsLj)

19 Beleaguered progressive darling?

I like Louis, or at least I like his show and what I know of his persona.


*not condoning this of course*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2017 04:18 PM (gIRsn)

20 Louis seemed to enjoy his own full frontal nudity in his sitcom, so exhibitionism should come as no surprise.

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at November 09, 2017 04:18 PM (lKEuo)

21 But we all can rejoice --
The Weiner went in

.
.
.
.
to jail.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2017 04:18 PM (jxbfJ)

22 At first I read her name as Amy Schumer, and was truly disgusted by his behavior.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2017 04:18 PM (7ZVPa)

23 Jerk it. Jerk it good!

Posted by: Louis "Devo" C.K. at November 09, 2017 04:18 PM (pMGkg)

24 16
Do the jerk, baby.

Do the jerk now.


Posted by: Joe Mama at November 09, 2017 04:17 PM (YjVfX)
Shoot him 'fore he run now . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2017 04:18 PM (14URa)

25 I guess I'm old, because I remember when even TALKING about masturbating was a big no-no.

Oh those heady days (heh) before Jocelyn Elders, she of the Office of Surgeon General for Billy Jeff, decided everybody needed to know how to do it right and public schools ought to be teaching it.

Posted by: Boots at November 09, 2017 04:19 PM (EBwPV)

26 "Moore removed his clothes, took off her shirt and pants, and touched her over her bra and underpants, but did not have sexual intercourse."

Heck, in Alabama we do that every week to look for ticks!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2017 04:19 PM (1ISKN)

27 Here's the difference between the two tales - the previous is a heavily edited stitching of different takes, whilst this is a reference to first person perspectives. Both could be true or not, but there is no question that this is better written...

*editing rant off*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:19 PM (MINbv)

28 You would think a famous comic wouldn't have a hard time getting laid.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2017 04:19 PM (B8F5Z)

29 Maybe it owed him money!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2017 04:19 PM (oVJmc)

30 Wait, masturbating in front of women is wrong?

When did this place become Soviet Russia?

Posted by: Louis C.K. at November 09, 2017 04:19 PM (4e+hS)

31 Man, talk about your early nights.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 09, 2017 04:19 PM (3myMJ)

32
I get louis ck confused with some other guy.
Who am I thinking about?

Ace did a post on him a couple of years ago on being chill or something.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 09, 2017 04:19 PM (yXCUX)

33 I'll jerk-off in front of those bitches!

Posted by: Hillary! at November 09, 2017 04:19 PM (pXQWt)

34 What's this "masturbation" everyone is talking about?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2017 04:19 PM (1ISKN)

35 When I tell a dirty joke to a woman, it's flirty and funny.
When I compliment a woman on her looks and dress, they blush and thank me.
When I whip out my dick, it gets sucked.

Is it fair? No. But you're ugly.

Posted by: Damn Good Looking Chad at November 09, 2017 04:19 PM (z79tQ)

36 I don't know who that is


she said from inside her midwestern bubble

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 04:20 PM (lwiT4)

37 Probably be a good idea to take every accusation of someone famous or powerful with a grain of salt.

Even people who's politics we don't like.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2017 04:20 PM (lKmt3)

38

Buzzion, who am I thinking about? You know.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 09, 2017 04:20 PM (yXCUX)

39 So what.

Posted by: My name is Keith, and I'm not well at November 09, 2017 04:20 PM (5wSNN)

40 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZLpZtcMAoU

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 09, 2017 04:20 PM (YjVfX)

41 Well unless he touched one of them or came on them then this ain't masturbate-masturbate.

Posted by: Whopper Goldberg, Fat Corrupt Pig at November 09, 2017 04:20 PM (qYCgM)

42 Jocelyn Elders, she of the Office of Surgeon General for Billy Jeff"

Oh, you mean that big Eric Clapner fan?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:20 PM (MINbv)

43 29
Maybe it owed him money!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2017 04:19 PM (oVJmc)
You know it did, Mr. Peebles, that's a given.

Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2017 04:20 PM (14URa)

44 What kind of a name is C.K.?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2017 04:21 PM (IqV8l)

45 30 Wait, masturbating in front of women is wrong?

When did this place become Soviet Russia?


Oooooh, Dahlink!

Posted by: Anna Chapman at November 09, 2017 04:21 PM (7n4KQ)

46 It's an epidemic.

Posted by: wth at November 09, 2017 04:21 PM (HgMAr)

47 I am actually surprised by this. Not Louis CK in particular, but this whole "excuse me while I whip this out" business.

In what culture was this ever okay?

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2017 04:21 PM (jHrzU)

48 Grammie winger,



If you're around I have a sick cat question.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:15 PM (Ri/rl)
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I'm here. Your kitty is sick?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 04:21 PM (lwiT4)

49 That is no mere allegation.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 09, 2017 04:21 PM (tbOMB)

50 Grammie,

I asked you a sick cat question in the previous thread.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:22 PM (Ri/rl)

51 I thought Louis CK made purses, I'm a bit out of the modern culture loop.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2017 04:22 PM (7ZVPa)

52 Old and Busted: Jerk Socks
New Hotness: Jerk Turtlenecks

Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2017 04:22 PM (Kwhm/)

53 We already knew he was a big fat jerkoff before the masturbation allegations...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 04:22 PM (NWiLs)

54 49. Bingo! Names were named - not anonymous at all.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 04:22 PM (fA1SL)

55 -
--

Wait, masturbating in front of women is wrong?

When did this place become Soviet Russia?


Posted by: Louis C.K. at November 09, 2017 04:19 PM
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In Soviet Russia, penis jerks YOU.

Posted by: That Russian Comic dude at November 09, 2017 04:22 PM (pMGkg)

56 My wife had a client pull his dick out while they were having a meeting. My wife just ignored it. She had no idea what to do, so, she did nothing. I asked her if she wanted me to kick his ass and she said no. So I didn't. She just found the whole thing creepy and never did any business with the wanker. I'm sure the wanker continued to wanker himself. BTW, he was married with kids. Weird.

Posted by: Pudding Head at November 09, 2017 04:22 PM (YV+SU)

57 12 Everybody's a perv.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 09, 2017 04:17 PM (QM5S2

I thought everyone had to be gay.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2017 04:22 PM (7CM5W)

58 Whip it out, next will be a free for all.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2017 04:22 PM (we2CT)

59 Certainly not surprised. People think he's so rad, man. Just another piece of Teh Narrative.

Posted by: Charles Ullyses Farleigh at November 09, 2017 04:22 PM (EsHMF)

60 Surprised it took so long to get to this guy.

I mean I've heard of it and I hadn't heard of any of the other people, not even Weinstein. I don't follow that type of gossip. For some reason, somewhere, I heard about this.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2017 04:22 PM (4ErVI)

61 C.K.?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2017

Short "hand" for Cock Knocker.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 09, 2017 04:22 PM (YjVfX)

62 Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross. Are there any *normal* people in the entertainment industry? Never mind, don't answer that.

Happy shelving, ace, and please do report in on your progress so we can encourage you. We won't laugh at you, I promise.

Oh well, I almost typed that last sentence with a straight face.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2017 04:22 PM (UoSKV)

63 Rumors swirling for years. Louis CK.

Rumors swirling for years, and jokes being made. Harvey Weinstein.

Out of the blue accusation from decades ago. Roy Moore.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 09, 2017 04:23 PM (z/Ubi)

64 Go long on "sex addiction" resorts.

Posted by: sharp money at November 09, 2017 04:23 PM (+INtM)

65
C.K. = Cock Kurious?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:23 PM (mbhDw)

66 Maybe we can make Sonobi disappear with a few well-timed sexual harassment accusations?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 09, 2017 04:23 PM (3Vlkn)

67 Those women weren't real comedians in Louis CK's room that night; they were plants.

Posted by: Roy at November 09, 2017 04:23 PM (7n4KQ)

68 I once whipped my dick out in Brooklyn and Hillary's staffers fainted.

Posted by: Donner Brazille at November 09, 2017 04:23 PM (qYCgM)

69 In what culture was this ever okay?"

Well, looking around I'd say it's this one...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:23 PM (MINbv)

70 I'm sick of all these pervs, especially the ones that feel like they need to lecture me because they get on TV and make ha ha noise come out their pie holes.

Really....you lecturing me about Trump. Mkay.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 09, 2017 04:23 PM (ymnmz)

71 47 I am actually surprised by this. Not Louis CK in particular, but this whole "excuse me while I whip this out" business.

In what culture was this ever okay?
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2017 04:21 PM (jHrzU)

Swinger parties?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 04:23 PM (NWiLs)

72 What is it with these guys? Everyone likes to touch themselves sometimes, but I thought one of the perks of fame was being willingly serviced by beautiful women, not begging to touch yourself in front of their revolted faces.

Just another confirmation that everyone on my talking light box is a weirdo.

Posted by: FDR's TV at November 09, 2017 04:24 PM (nS9If)

73 38

Buzzion, who am I thinking about? You know.
Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 09, 2017 04:20 PM (yXCUX)



No I don't know.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 09, 2017 04:24 PM (z/Ubi)

74 Louis CK film is "I Love You Daddy".

"His new film is incredibly similar to Woody Allen's 'Manhattan,' with both movies featuring a relationship between a teenage high school student and older man. He has previously cited WoodyAllen and Bill Cosby as two of his comedy idols."

The creepy factor on this is off the charts.


I watched some of his comedy and thrn stopped b/c some of it crossed the line about his daughters. And I always wondered why Hollywood loved him so much anyway.

Yea, I have my answers now.

People Hollywood loves seems to be Polanski, WoodyAllen, Weinstein, Louis CK, Cosby, et.al. Until now. Or maybe not. Considering they still hire convicted pedophiles to work with children.

Posted by: professor chaos is glum gumdrop gorilla at November 09, 2017 04:24 PM (hLB6Q)

75 I'm jerking it right now, ladies.

Posted by: Louis C.K. at November 09, 2017 04:24 PM (4e+hS)

76 67,

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:24 PM (MINbv)

77 CK: Cock Kneader

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 04:24 PM (NWiLs)

78
Well, he's no Jimmy Jizzypants Toback. At least he didn't dry hump 'em.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 04:24 PM (8O3HH)

79 Those women weren't real comedians in Louis CK's room that night; they were plants.

Posted by: Roy

--

He should have called Harvey Weinstein then.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2017 04:24 PM (7ZVPa)

80 Since we are once again talking about flogging the dolphin, it's once again time for the best Amazon review ever.

http://tinyurl.com/kqsqqh5

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 04:24 PM (/tuJf)

81
Emma Sulkowicz has been oddly silent lo these past few months.

Hmm...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:25 PM (mbhDw)

82 37 Probably be a good idea to take every accusation of someone famous or powerful with a grain of salt.

Even people who's politics we don't like.

Posted by: Maritime



SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!

Posted by: The Twitter Outrage Brigades at November 09, 2017 04:25 PM (EcZSN)

83
Grammie,



I asked you a sick cat question in the previous thread.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:22 PM (Ri/rl)
==========

I just saw it, thanks. Gee, cats vomiting and losing weight isn't something I'd mess with home remedy-wise. The big thing with cats is dehydration. If you pinch her skin at the scruff of her neck, does it stay pinched or does it go back with elasticity?

Cats systems are weird - not like dogs. I hesitate to give any advice other than keep her hydrated as much as possible and get her to the vet. Wish I had more.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 04:25 PM (lwiT4)

84 Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:15 PM (Ri/rl)
=========================

I'm here. Your kitty is sick?


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 04:21 PM (lwiT4)
CaliGirl, I know you didn't ask me but my Cecil (who is slowly dying on my ass) was barfing up his food ALL the time. Then I started buying them Trader Joe's canned Turkey and Giblets dinner canned food. I will have to drive 20 miles to get more but I gave them ONE can of the Friskies a week ago and he barfed 3 times, on the best rug I have, naturally. With the TJ's stuff, NO barfing. Might not be your answer but it's certainly worth a try. 79 cents a can, can only get it at the stores, no online, damn their eyes.

Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2017 04:25 PM (14URa)

85 47 I am actually surprised by this. Not Louis CK in particular, but this whole "excuse me while I whip this out" business.

In what culture was this ever okay?
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2017 04:21 PM (jHrzU)

The ONT?

Posted by: Roy at November 09, 2017 04:25 PM (7n4KQ)

86 CK: Cock Kneader
Posted by: Insomniac



Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2017 04:25 PM (vVRlw)

87 -
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Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross. Are there any *normal* people in the entertainment industry? Never mind, don't answer that.


-----------------

I've always kinda believed that wanting to be the center of attention was an indicator of something being "off".

Posted by: irright at November 09, 2017 04:25 PM (pMGkg)

88 I like Manhunter a lot, its a great movie. Very stylized but excellent.

Worth a watch. Some of the dialogue is very stilted and the main actor takes some getting used to. He seems to be on the spectrum, though they don't say so, and though he seems to have some abilities that someone on the spectrum would be unlikely to have, like being able to read psychopaths quickly and figure out the right way to manipulate them into talking. (Strangely, he lacks the ability to read normal people and is frequently confused as to what people are thinking, or why they're reacting badly to his ideas.)

He is stated to specifically have gotten in too deep in the past working with these guys, digging into their mindset to catch them, and not quite digging out again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 04:26 PM (39g3+)

89 The phrase "These people are broken" really explains it.

Just broken badly, lashing out all over. Messed up.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 09, 2017 04:26 PM (ymnmz)

90 People like this -- I've been calling them useless jerkoffs and so on for years. I finding it difficult to insult them lately. What could I make up about them that's worse than the truth?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 09, 2017 04:26 PM (OBT9U)

91 especially the ones that feel like they need to lecture me "

This. X 10,000.

I'm supposed to be put in my place by some twatwaddle who's banging away to ensure placement in the next moving picture show?

This is why my response to "concerned" entertainment folks is to point and laugh at them.

Loudly.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:26 PM (MINbv)

92
Yes you do know.

Ace made a post about him because he wrote something interesting about being cool or something.

He's like louis ck, but different.

Posted by: Half Senile Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 09, 2017 04:26 PM (yXCUX)

93 I have no idea who Lois CK is and I think I feel good about that.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2017 04:26 PM (mcI77)

94 This has the makings of a Netflix special.

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2017 04:26 PM (Pqytn)

95
I can honestly admit I've never had the least desire to pull my d_ck out in front of any woman who did not want me to pull my d_ck out in front of her.

Have I missed out on something in life?

I'd hate to go to my grave with pallbearers whispering in shame, 'The dude never pulled it out!"

Posted by: Ace Tractor Seat Supply at November 09, 2017 04:26 PM (ajiE5)

96 It's time for a Perv of the Day regular post.

You could spend some of that internet money and get an ewok sketch with some clown getting slapped and a little trumpet jingle.


Posted by: DaveA at November 09, 2017 04:26 PM (FhXTo)

97 Abby Schachner called Louis C.K. to invite him to one of her shows, and during the phone conversation, she said, she could hear him masturbating as they spoke.
............

In all fairness his caller I.D. said 1-800-WAN-KMEE

Posted by: wth at November 09, 2017 04:27 PM (HgMAr)

98 Louis

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2017 04:27 PM (mcI77)

99
Speaking of Polanski, there are now 10 victims, one who was 9, and two who where 10. The Daily Mail had the list, don't know if it's still on their front page.

One of the women has started this campaign to get him booted out of the Academy like Uncle Harvey.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 04:27 PM (8O3HH)

100 I asked you a sick cat question in the previous thread.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:22 PM (Ri/rl)


Vomiting and weight loss means trip to vet ASAP. You don't want to monkey around.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:27 PM (mbhDw)

101 Emma Sulkowicz has been oddly silent lo these past few months.


She's Roy Moore's sex slave.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 04:27 PM (QQ+il)

102 *squirt*

Posted by: Carlos Danger at November 09, 2017 04:27 PM (NWiLs)

103 So what's going on that we are supposed to ignore?

Thank goodness I get to go play jazz this evening. I'll wear sunglasses so the wimmen can't tell who I'm looking at.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 09, 2017 04:27 PM (3myMJ)

104 47 I am actually surprised by this. Not Louis CK in particular, but this whole "excuse me while I whip this out" business.

In what culture was this ever okay?
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2017 04:21 PM (jHrzU)

Blazing Saddles. 58 seconds into the video

https://goo.gl/N63NB2

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2017 04:27 PM (jxbfJ)

105 People in the entertainment business are by nature exhibitionists and therefore potential weirdos.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2017 04:27 PM (4e+hS)

106 When my cat kept vomiting he also had trouble with the litter box. He had a tumor that was partially blocking his intestine and I had to put him down.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2017 04:28 PM (4ErVI)

107 Vomiting and weight loss means trip to vet ASAP. You don't want to monkey around.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:27 PM (mbhDw)

Pussyfooting will simply not do in this case.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 04:28 PM (NWiLs)

108 Yeah that was hilarious Jack.Took me a few sentences to get where it was going. But Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2017 04:28 PM (7CM5W)

109 An entertainer who likes an unwilling audience, I guess.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at November 09, 2017 04:28 PM (ylUqT)

110 >>>9 He took it out?
Posted by: JackStraw

He took it out.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at November 09, 2017 04:28 PM (8rNrN)

111 who are they going to have left to make self righteous videos telling everyone how to vote and why when '18 and '20 roll around?

Posted by: Bored383 at November 09, 2017 04:28 PM (70HTk)

112 Elaine must have gone on a date with Louis C.K.

'He took it out, Jerry.'

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 09, 2017 04:28 PM (oZ6kz)

113 I don't know who this Louis CK is. I just looked up him mug.

eewwwww.

Posted by: Infidel at November 09, 2017 04:28 PM (4ZKcy)

114 105 People in the entertainment business are by nature exhibitionists and therefore potential weirdos.
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2017 04:27 PM (4e+hS)


As Woody Allen so paranoically described New Yorkers, "Jewish Communist pornographers."

Sadly, not far off the mark. And I am a M-O-T.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:29 PM (mbhDw)

115 25 I guess I'm old, because I remember when even TALKING about masturbating was a big no-no.

Oh those heady days (heh) before Jocelyn Elders, she of the Office of Surgeon General for Billy Jeff, decided everybody needed to know how to do it right and public schools ought to be teaching it.
Posted by: Boots at November 09, 2017 04:19 PM (EBwPV)




"The Contest" on Seinfeld.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 09, 2017 04:29 PM (z/Ubi)

116 69 In what culture was this ever okay?"

Well, looking around I'd say it's this one...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:23 PM (MINbv)


Penis gourds for everyone!

Posted by: Harveywood at November 09, 2017 04:29 PM (tbOMB)

117 Some stuff I know must be made up, like the sociologist character specializing in deviant psychology that "Holden Ford" is dating. A character who exists, conveniently enough, to make various psychological commentaries as "Holden Ford" does his research.

Yeah that entire thing just doesn't work for me. Its kind of obviously just a way to get hot girl into the series, put some sex in, and make strong grrl important to his past. The entire relationship makes no sense.

My previous comment was about Manhunter, not Mindhunter so... ignore that.

I liked how well done the show is, how well directed it is, and how very accurate it is to the time period (except for all the digital clocks, they weren't that prevalent in the mid 70s). But I also have real problems with the show and the first season ended very strangely.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 04:29 PM (39g3+)

118 In what culture was this ever okay?
Posted by: blaster

--

The white house, 1964-1968, and also 1993-2000

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2017 04:29 PM (7ZVPa)

119 In what culture was this ever okay?
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2017 04:21 PM (jHrzU)

Swinger parties?



Nope, not even there. Heck, you have got Playboy models and porn stars complaining about Piven, so I guess not even acceptable there.

Again, this is about power and humiliation, not sex.
B/c these guys can buy hookers to watch them do this stuff. It is disgusting behavior meant to demean the other person. And it does. Thank my lucky stars I never encountered it.

Posted by: professor chaos is glum gumdrop gorilla at November 09, 2017 04:29 PM (hLB6Q)

120 110 >>>9 He took it out?
Posted by: JackStraw

He took it out.
Posted by: Elaine Benes at November 09, 2017 04:28 PM (8rNrN)

HE TOOK IT OUT!

Posted by: Jerry and George in unison at November 09, 2017 04:29 PM (7n4KQ)

121 she said, she could hear him masturbating as they spoke"

Ah, what is the sound of one hand fa... er, clapping?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:29 PM (MINbv)

122 At night, I go outside to big pratform and morest missile.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at November 09, 2017 04:29 PM (mFx4k)

123 >>Yeah that was hilarious Jack.Took me a few sentences to get where it was going. But Lol

I don't know if it's real or someone was just goofing around but the first time I read it I was crying I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 04:29 PM (/tuJf)

124 Vomiting and weight loss means trip to vet ASAP. You don't want to monkey around.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:27 PM (mbhDw)

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Yes indeed. Cats have a shorter window of opportunity than dogs.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 04:29 PM (lwiT4)

125 Rumors of Louie doing this has been around for years like the other DC and Hollywood criminals.

Zero rumors of Roy Moore. Out of thin air.

Crazy how that works..... Never let a crisis go to waste.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 09, 2017 04:30 PM (g4lFK)

126 Probably be a good idea to take every accusation of someone famous or powerful with a grain of salt.


Even people who's politics we don't like

.Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2017 04:20 PM (lKmt3)
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unless of course, they are a conservative candidate the GOPe despises, in which case they should fold at the first whiff of spurious bullshit thrown their way.

Got it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2017 04:30 PM (P8FeH)

127 Louis CK can be really funny but I've never been a fan. He's a bit wrong in some of his perspectives, and when he's wrong he's not funny with it. Just... wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 04:30 PM (39g3+)

128 Call me old-fashioned and burdened by romantic notions of chivalry, but damnit, I remember the days when men were gallant and only masturbated while huddled outside the windows, watching a woman shower. What's with this "Can I just take it out in front of you" shit? Where's your sense of adventure??

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at November 09, 2017 04:30 PM (oZ6kz)

129 Women are not turned on with male exhibitionism.

Primarily because men are ugly. If they want to let you know they want to see it, they will. And then you show it to them, because you're a guy.

Dumb men think women will be enticed with a shot of their hideous man-junk, because men would be enticed by womens'.

It doesn't work that way.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2017 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

130 Zero rumors of Roy Moore. Out of thin air.

In a business where they would have been produced long before this.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2017 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

131 If memory serves, Louis C.K.. went on a twitter rant with Sarah Palin being the target of his anger.

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2017 04:31 PM (Pqytn)

132 I don't know if it's real or someone was just goofing around but the first time I read it I was crying I was laughing so hard.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 04:29 PM (/tuJf)
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It was a spoof, dear heart. Read your own link.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2017 04:31 PM (UoSKV)

133 111
who are they going to have left to make self righteous videos telling everyone how to vote and why when '18 and '20 roll around?


Posted by: Bored383 at November 09, 2017 04:28 PM (70HTk)

An honest one would have there hand off screen and arm furiously pounding the phud. All sweaty and out of breath delivering the lines.
Vote for Kamala UHHHHHHH not that pervert Trump UHHHHHH!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 09, 2017 04:31 PM (ymnmz)

134 I heard Mitch McConnell was spreading the Roy Moore rumor.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2017 04:31 PM (4e+hS)

135 I asked you a sick cat question in the previous thread.

We had a cat with the same symptoms when she was 10 years old. It was hyperthyroid.

We put her on thyroid meds and she lived a happy cat life for the next 13 years.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2017 04:31 PM (mcI77)

136 It doesn't work that way."

How did that whole "chat roulette" thingy work out anyway?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:31 PM (MINbv)

137 If memory serves, Louis C.K.. went on a twitter rant with Sarah Palin being the target of his anger.

It was extremely vile, too. The worst sort of unbelievably nasty hateful crap. The kind of thing that would get the living crap kicked out of you in real life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 04:32 PM (39g3+)

138 Our adopted cat was sick unto death after eating a skink.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 04:32 PM (QQ+il)

139 Few months ago my cat Sugar within a couple of weeks stopped eating and drinking, she lost 1/2 her weight and vet said her kidneys stopped working so we had to have her put down. See if you can get your cat to drink but if not it isn't much you can do.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2017 04:32 PM (aC6Sd)

140 If memory serves, Louis C.K.. went on a twitter rant with Sarah Palin being the target of his anger.

Hot, sweaty anger.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2017 04:32 PM (oVJmc)

141 "It doesn't work that way.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2017 04:30 PM (oVJmc) "

"The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian - it's like a Jeep."

Posted by: Also Elaine Benes at November 09, 2017 04:32 PM (oZ6kz)

142 Dumb men think women will be enticed with a shot of their hideous man-junk, because men would be enticed by womens'.

It doesn't work that way.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2017 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

*raises eyebrow*

Posted by: The Paolo at November 09, 2017 04:32 PM (7CM5W)

143 >>It was a spoof, dear heart. Read your own link.

Buzz killer. I bet you actually read all you assignments in school, didn't you?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 04:32 PM (/tuJf)

144 he also ruined parks and recreation

Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2017 04:32 PM (MF4DY)

145 The only time I can imagine a woman being interested in seeing your junk is if she really loves you... or if you're significantly larger than normal and its just a curiosity thing. Is that real??? Does it even work??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 04:32 PM (39g3+)

146 When in doubt I whip it out
I got me a rock n roll band
It's a free-for-all!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 04:33 PM (NWiLs)

147 -
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If memory serves, Louis C.K.. went on a twitter rant with Sarah Palin being the target of his anger.


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She wouldn't watch.

Posted by: irright at November 09, 2017 04:33 PM (pMGkg)

148 Just think, if all this sex stuff wasn't going on, the left would have to claim Moore liked to shoot under-aged assault weapons.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 09, 2017 04:33 PM (3myMJ)

149

Is that like a minkey?

Posted by: Inspector Clousoothsayer at November 09, 2017 04:33 PM (yXCUX)

150 What kind of a name is C.K.?
Chinese-Korean.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2017 04:33 PM (mJ8mX)

151 The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian - it's like a Jeep"

"You treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a tent"

Wait a tic, I like Jeeps.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:33 PM (MINbv)

152 How did I go 40+ years never knowing, let alone experiencing, that taking your schlong out and masturbating in front of an acquaintance woman was a "thing."
Clearly I'm hanging out with the right people, because gah!?! WTF

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2017 04:33 PM (W+vEI)

153 Only time I ever saw this liberal a**hole was some YouTube video in which he does a "comedy" routine about ...Men are the #1 threat to women.

Hated him and his shtick from the couple minutes I managed to watch. Of course, as it turns out,the #1 threat to women are not toxic American masculinity, which the routine is about, but he and his ilk.

Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2017 04:34 PM (MxEKc)

154 Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2017 04:31 PM (mcI77)
===========================


Ya it does sound like it could be thyroid. CaliGirl - if the bloodwork is inconclusive, ask for an Xray or other imaging. Xray is probably least costly. If nothing turns up, it could possibly possibly food allergy, but I would want to rule the big things out first.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 04:34 PM (lwiT4)

155 145 The only time I can imagine a woman being interested in seeing your junk is if she really loves you... or if you're significantly larger than normal and its just a curiosity thing. Is that real??? Does it even work??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 04:32 PM (39g3+)

Word. I got so tired of hearing that.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 09, 2017 04:34 PM (7CM5W)

156 and during the phone conversation, she said, she could hear him masturbating as they spoke.
............

he must have really been slamming that ham

Posted by: wth at November 09, 2017 04:34 PM (HgMAr)

157 'Tribalism.' E-yeah.

As if every accusation is equivalent.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2017 04:34 PM (oVJmc)

158 149. No. Zere iz no ly-sense for ze skink.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 09, 2017 04:34 PM (fA1SL)

159 Cats get most of their liquid in food, my cats ( one now ) love pouch food with gravy and I add some water to that, it's the first thing she finishes every evening.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2017 04:34 PM (aC6Sd)

160
The only time I can imagine a woman being interested in seeing your junk is if she really loves you
=========================


Nah. Not even then.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 04:35 PM (lwiT4)

161 off sock damn.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2017 04:35 PM (7CM5W)

162 Wait, masturbating in front of women is wrong?

When did this place become Soviet Russia?

If only. The stories I could write.....

Posted by: Bernie the Bolshevik at November 09, 2017 04:35 PM (326rv)

163 Buzz killer. I bet you actually read all you assignments in school, didn't you?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 04:32 PM (/tuJf)
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I did. I'm a nerd, what can I say.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2017 04:35 PM (UoSKV)

164 Word. I got so tired of hearing that.
Posted by: The Paolo"

I know. The water's deep, too.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:35 PM (MINbv)

165 >>What kind of a name is C.K.?

Cock-knobber?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2017 04:35 PM (W+vEI)

166 That you, Strom?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 09, 2017 04:35 PM (QQ+il)

167 Wow. Another thing I just don't get. I mean, I consider myself openly affectionate (less so over the years), but privately...uh...mastubatory.

Is it because men are used to whipping it out, to urinate, from a young age? So some guys just have a burnout of the fuse that's labeled "Stop when peeing stops"?

I was in the theatre for years! Lots of exhibitionism, backstage and at parties, by men of all sexual persuasions. But *Never*. Not once. Nada public jacking-off.

Posted by: Shopgirl: Wearing her 2015 WS t-shirt at November 09, 2017 04:35 PM (DLjGR)

168 156 and during the phone conversation, she said, she could hear him masturbating as they spoke.
............

he must have really been slamming that ham
Posted by: wth at November 09, 2017 04:34 PM (HgMAr)

He could have a Fozzie Bear ringtone - the Waka, waka, waka one.

Posted by: Roy at November 09, 2017 04:35 PM (7n4KQ)

169 The only time I can imagine a woman being interested in seeing your junk is if she really loves you
=========================


Nah. Not even then.
Posted by: grammie winger

Yip.

Posted by: The Morons at November 09, 2017 04:36 PM (326rv)

170

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:27 PM (mbhDw)

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Yes indeed. Cats have a shorter window of opportunity than dogs.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 04:29 PM (lwiT4)

We took her to the vet, they got blood, urine, stool sample.
She has seemed normal except for she was losing weight.
Sunday I could tell she didn't feel well,
The vet is stumped, could be diabetes, thyroid, she does have 2 teeth that need to be pulled but she's eating.
She didn't vomit yesterday. She ate this am and threw up. I gave her some more food about an hour ago and she threw that up as well.
I pulled her food away.

She just threw up again. She is begging for chicken but I'm not feeding her until her stomach calms down.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:36 PM (Ri/rl)

171 "and during the phone conversation, she said, she could hear him masturbating as they spoke."

How did she know what that sounds like?

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 09, 2017 04:36 PM (3myMJ)

172 How do you think I rang the bell?

Posted by: Just the Louis C.K. Punchline at November 09, 2017 04:36 PM (oVJmc)

173 Isn't Manhunter a Michael Mann film?

Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2017 04:37 PM (88xKn)

174 So some guys just have a burnout of the fuse that's labeled "Stop when peeing stops"?"

Why does it hurt when I pee?


/

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:37 PM (MINbv)

175 So I says Here, just take my underwear!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 09, 2017 04:37 PM (QQ+il)

176 Cats puke. It's part of their hairball management. I wouldn't worry about a puke every 1-2 weeks, even. More than that, go to the vet.

But, they almost never lose weight without an illness involved. Their entire behavior is focused on metabolism and energy management and very good at keeping their weight the same.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2017 04:37 PM (1ISKN)

177 He climbing on your windows, he snatching yo people up trying to rape em.

So you need to hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband because they be raping errbody up in here

http://tinyurl.com/ncmgqvq

Posted by: Antoine Dodson at November 09, 2017 04:37 PM (mFx4k)

178 *ring*ring*
"Hello?"
"Louis?"
fap fap fap
"Louis, you there?"
fap fap fap fap
"Louis, you want to be on one of my shows?"
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

Posted by: wth at November 09, 2017 04:37 PM (HgMAr)

179 The GOPe is acting out while PDT is out of the country. When he gets back I hope that there is HELL to pay. First up...McConnell with PDT's foot up his ass.

Posted by: Jmel at November 09, 2017 04:37 PM (OeWgo)

180 171 "and during the phone conversation, she said, she could hear him masturbating as they spoke."

How did she know what that sounds like?

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 09, 2017 04:36 PM (3myMJ)

Right? He could've just been using a ShakeWeight.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 04:37 PM (NWiLs)

181 Forget turtles all the way down. It's perverts all the way down. I mean. . . . come on! Is there a single liberal that's not some weird fetish freak that gets off on debasing and humiliating and demeaning others?
Never mind.
I just answered my own question.

Posted by: biblio at November 09, 2017 04:37 PM (6FY0P)

182 Dumb men think women will be enticed with a shot of their hideous man-junk, because men would be enticed by womens'.

It doesn't work that way.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2017 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

You have hideous junk. I have family jewels.

Posted by: Damn Good Looking Chad, maybe a little dumb at November 09, 2017 04:37 PM (z79tQ)

183 How did she know what that sounds like? "

Please, no, don't go there.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:38 PM (MINbv)

184 I was not masturbating,I was putting a dry rub on some prime rib!

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2017 04:38 PM (LiyEm)

185 Gees, so so sorry Caligirl. So helpless feeling with pets sometimes. Sucks out loud.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2017 04:38 PM (7CM5W)

186 I recall Louis CK doing some really crude, vile tweets about Sarah Palin back in 2008. Th c-word as well as references to Trig.

So the whole humiliation and dominance thing makes sense.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2017 04:38 PM (W+vEI)

187 Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:36 PM (Ri

Had one doing that, it was an intestine obstruction. Vet found it by feeling around. Is it prone to hairballs?

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 09, 2017 04:38 PM (3myMJ)

188 >>Isn't Manhunter a Michael Mann film?

Yes. And a good one.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 04:38 PM (/tuJf)

189 177 He climbing on your windows, he snatching yo people up trying to rape em.

So you need to hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband because they be raping errbody up in here

http://tinyurl.com/ncmgqvq
Posted by: Antoine Dodson at November 09, 2017 04:37 PM (mFx4k)

You are so dumb! You are really dumb! Fo' real!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 04:38 PM (NWiLs)

190 151 The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian - it's like a Jeep"

Spot on. Teh gheys might not agree but yeah, for us straights it's a great analogy.

I'm a Jeep owner too.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 09, 2017 04:38 PM (s/EUv)

191 >>>165 >>What kind of a name is C.K.?

Cock-knobber?
Posted by: Lizzy at Novemb

I found this out the other day, when, coincidentally enough, I was looking into these rumors, wondering when the Louis CK story would break.

His last name is something like Szekeey, with an accent over the first e. It's... I don't know, Czech or Albanian or something. Because people couldn't pronounce his name he made his stage name "C.K." which is a close cousin of how you pronounce Szekeley. (Despite the l, there is no l sound in the end of the word; it's pronounced seekey._

Posted by: Elaine Benes at November 09, 2017 04:39 PM (8rNrN)

192 Try a mix of gravy watered down if you have it just for liquid intake

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2017 04:39 PM (aC6Sd)

193
This public whacking off: that reminds of me of story. It was a female male carrier in our little town (not so little any more). My mother became a rural carrier and we got to know this lady.

Anyway, it was back in the 70s. It was in town, and the mailboxes were on the porch or front stoop -- you know those type boxes. The carrier would walk up and drop the mail in.

Well, one guy had an enclosed front porch. She went up there one time, and to make a long story short, discovered the dude was out there and was whacking to her. He did that a lot.

She said she could hear him, going sort of "Heh, heh, hed. Uhhh, Uhhhh". Creeped her out big time.

Now, they got the postal inspectors on his ass. Got photos of him doing it with telephoto lens. Busted his ass good.

Don't mess with the Mail cops.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 04:39 PM (8O3HH)

194
How did she know what that sounds like? "



Please, no, don't go there.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:38 PM (MINbv)

=====================
It could be a new Apple app.

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2017 04:39 PM (Pqytn)

195 Nah. Not even then.

Well I figured, but I was just guessing. I mean I think men are lumpy and hairy and stinky but you know women seem to like us okay so maybe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 04:39 PM (39g3+)

196 But, they almost never lose weight without an illness involved. Their entire behavior is focused on metabolism and energy management and very good at keeping their weight the same.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2017 04:37 PM (1ISKN)

She lost 4 pounds, this is the same cat that has killed at least 25 mice in the past 6 weeks, playing, food motivated.

The sick cat and her sister throw up periodically, but the skinny one is now having a problem keeping food down but she's begging for food.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:39 PM (Ri/rl)

197 Ok I gotta go i shouldnt be laughing this hard at this stuff in church.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2017 04:39 PM (7CM5W)

198 37 If memory serves, Louis C.K.. went on a twitter rant with Sarah Palin being the target of his anger.

It was extremely vile, too. The worst sort of unbelievably nasty hateful crap. The kind of thing that would get the living crap kicked out of you in real life.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 04:32 PM (39g3+)


I didn't read that specific one, but I've read others, and you are spot on with your description. I made a mental note not to read stuff by him anymore...and that was years ago. So I can only imagine he has gotten worse. Hateful man to be able to spew the stuff he does...and that was before this.

Posted by: professor chaos is glum gumdrop gorilla at November 09, 2017 04:39 PM (hLB6Q)

199 And Jeeps are built by Italians now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2017 04:39 PM (1ISKN)

200 CaliGirl:

If you have it, try cottage cheese. Easy on a cat's tummy. Assuming the cat will eat it (I don't touch the stuff, but my wife eats it).

I am not sure if it is where we live, but our cats average age is about 12 before cancer gets them. Regardless of diet. Good luck for the kitty.

Posted by: Penfold at November 09, 2017 04:39 PM (Fbt5B)

201 Come on Louis, put your dick up! You can't fuck her here!

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 09, 2017 04:40 PM (Kwhm/)

202 Louis C, K. on Sarah Palin and her son Trig:

"When she was standing on that stage at the f#cking convention holding a baby that just came out of her f#cking, disgusting c#nt ... her f#cking retard-making c#nt. I hate her more than anybody."

Posted by: Hepcat at November 09, 2017 04:40 PM (5b+Sr)

203 Try a mix of gravy watered down if you have it just for liquid intake

Posted by: Skip

--

This is advice for the cat, or.............

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2017 04:40 PM (7ZVPa)

204 It was a female male carrier in our little town.
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She must have been strawng like bull!!!

Posted by: simplemind at November 09, 2017 04:40 PM (IA0sj)

205 but the skinny one is now having a problem keeping food down but she's begging for food."

Hey, that's one of my moves!

Posted by: O'l Harv... at November 09, 2017 04:40 PM (MINbv)

206 it's becoming apparent that people in entertainment choose that field because they are broken people who are largely sexual deviants and psychopath's.

Louis C.K. just screams sexual deviant.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2017 04:40 PM (2JcMg)

207 >>>173 Isn't Manhunter a Michael Mann film?

Yes, based on the first Thomas Harris Hannibal Lecter book "Red Dragon." (Which was later remade under the original title "Red Dragon," with Anthony Hopkins and Ed Norton. The original was much better.)

But douglas' book is called "MINDhunter."

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 04:40 PM (8rNrN)

208 First up...McConnell with PDT's foot up his ass.

I was thinking that Trump should tweet "Mitch McConnell has promised me that he will deliver tax reform by the end of the year, without fail."

Then when Mitch denies it, follow it up with a whole string about Mitch not being able to deliver, etc. Just start undermining the little freak publicly.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2017 04:40 PM (oVJmc)

209 Well I can't speak for the rest of you shlubbs but my body is a wonderland.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 04:40 PM (/tuJf)

210 156 and during the phone conversation, she said, she could hear him masturbating as they spoke.
............

he must have really been slamming that ham
Posted by: wth at November 09, 2017 04:34 PM (HgMAr)

Beating it like it owed him money.

Slapping little Johnny behind the ear

Assaulting a friendly weapon

Five finger knuckle shuffle

Rolling the fleshy blunt

Roughing up the suspect

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2017 04:40 PM (jxbfJ)

211 She just threw up again. She is begging for chicken but I'm not feeding her until her stomach calms down.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:36 PM (Ri/rl)
======================

If she's vomiting, then she's losing fluids everytime she eats. You don't want that. Cats are super sensitive to dehydration. Maybe some broth and see how it goes. If more is coming out than is staying in, hold off until you can get her back to the vet. You say she's lost 4 lbs? Bengals are on the lean side to begin with so don't hesitate to take her to Urgent Care if you need to. Is she urinating?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 04:41 PM (lwiT4)

212 he got his ass kicked in american hustle

...really good part for him

Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2017 04:41 PM (MF4DY)

213 It doesn't work that way.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2017 04:30 PM (oVJmc)


*Spock eyebrow*

Posted by: Morgan the Organ at November 09, 2017 04:41 PM (tbOMB)

214 Rumors about his public masturbation in front of unwilling women have swirled for years -- I've been reading about it for a while -- and now Instapundit quotes the New York Times reporting on on-the-record witnesses.

++++

But, were they unwilling? I don't know about the rumors you've heard, but all the details in the NYT piece indicate that
1. He asked.
2. There were some that said no, but he didn't go proceed after the no.
3. Some of the ones who didn't say no think it was creepy.

And, creepy it is, but so is a lot of other things that people get up to during sex. A guy sodomizing another guy seems pretty creepy too. Way more so that jerking it in front of a woman.

If the women went along at the time, I don't see the problem. If other women said no, and he accepted that answer, still not seeing a problem.

Creepy, yes. But, worthy of ostracizing? No.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2017 04:41 PM (FUu/Z)

215 190 151 The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian - it's like a Jeep"

Spot on. Teh gheys might not agree but yeah, for us straights it's a great analogy.

I'm a Jeep owner too.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 09, 2017 04:38 PM (s/EUv)



Funny, I've said exactly that. Women are intrinsically beautiful, like a champagne flute.

Men are utilitarian; I've likened them to tractors. Not pretty, not built for looks, but for work.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 04:41 PM (gLfJd)

216 I didn't think people like this were real until a few months ago I heard a story through a family friend that their daughter had created a profile on a dating site for fun. She connected with a guy, they seemed to have a good message chat, and they got to talking about pets. She sent him a picture of her dog and and he responded, "Here's a picture of mine!" and sent a massive photo of his dick.

Thankfully she's strong willed and she laughed the incident off, but Christ I shudder to imagine the kind of upbringing that guys like this have that leads them to act the way they do. No excuse of course, but no normal person acts like this.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at November 09, 2017 04:41 PM (wwd4n)

217 Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:36 PM (Ri/rl)

She needs an x-ray. That's how they found my cat's tumor.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2017 04:41 PM (4ErVI)

218 CaliGirl, I know you didn't ask me but my Cecil (who is slowly dying on my ass) was barfing up his food ALL the time. Then I started buying them Trader Joe's canned Turkey and Giblets dinner canned food. I will have to drive 20 miles to get more but I gave them ONE can of the Friskies a week ago and he barfed 3 times, on the best rug I have, naturally. With the TJ's stuff, NO barfing. Might not be your answer but it's certainly worth a try. 79 cents a can, can only get it at the stores, no online, damn their eyes.
Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2017 04:25 PM (14URa)

I knew she was skinny and I bought a different brand of food, she ate about a tablespoon of the new food and then she had diarrhea, the other cat was fine. I stopped trying to change her food.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:42 PM (Ri/rl)

219 Great headline. lol

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2017 04:42 PM (aMlLZ)

220 >> She must have been strawng like bull!!!

Heh. I didn't even catch that. I can make a mess with typos some times.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 04:42 PM (8O3HH)

221 I do not see the appeal at all of flogging the bishop in front of a woman. It's supposed to be an embarrassing thing FOR THE JERKER-OFFER, not a prize you show off like a cat bringing a dead mouse up to the back door. I mean, we all have our fetishes or little things that get us going (I think), but this one in particular sure seems to be coming up a lot.

Posted by: ElKomandante at November 09, 2017 04:42 PM (kwM4p)

222 How did she know what that sounds like? "
............

she has a 13 year old son who won't come out of the bathroom?

Posted by: wth at November 09, 2017 04:42 PM (HgMAr)

223 I think "Manhunter" is a superb - and disturbing - movie. Much, much better than "Silence of the Lambs."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 04:43 PM (gLfJd)

224 but this one in particular sure seems to be coming up a lot."

Phrasing there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:43 PM (MINbv)

225 It?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 09, 2017 04:43 PM (8rNrN)

226 It could also be that your cat swallowed an object she can't pass.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2017 04:43 PM (4ErVI)

227 >>>It?

IT!

Posted by: Elaine Benes at November 09, 2017 04:43 PM (8rNrN)

228 217 Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:36 PM (Ri/rl)

She needs an x-ray. That's how they found my cat's tumor.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2017 04:41 PM (4ErVI)

Did your cat look healthy? She was having a fit at the vet, I should have had them do an X-ray. The cat is difficult to work on. I think she has cancer too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:44 PM (Ri/rl)

229 Out?!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at November 09, 2017 04:44 PM (8rNrN)

230 >>>Out?!

OUT!

Posted by: Elaine Benes at November 09, 2017 04:44 PM (8rNrN)

231 How did she know what that sounds like?

He sounded like he was having an athsma attack while slapping his fists together?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 04:44 PM (39g3+)

232 >>I think "Manhunter" is a superb - and disturbing - movie. Much, much better than "Silence of the Lambs."

Yea but Silence of the Lambs had Multiple Miggs and he liked public displays of affection, too.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 04:44 PM (/tuJf)

233 she has a 13 year old son who won't come out of the bathroom?

Posted by: wth

--

He swore up and down it was a virus.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2017 04:44 PM (7ZVPa)

234 "She sent him a picture of her dog and and he responded, "Here's a picture of mine!" and sent a massive photo of his dick.

Thankfully she's strong willed and she laughed the incident off, but Christ I shudder to imagine the kind of upbringing that guys like this have that leads them to act the way they do. No excuse of course, but no normal person acts like this.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at November 09, 2017 04:41 PM (wwd4n) "

How gross. Personally I only ever send wallet-sized - easier for people to carry around as a keepsake.

Posted by: Also Elaine Benes at November 09, 2017 04:44 PM (oZ6kz)

235 >>Rumors about his public masturbation in front of unwilling women have swirled for years -- I've been reading about it for a while -


We appreciate your steadfast patronage!

Posted by: Penthouse Forum at November 09, 2017 04:44 PM (lELxn)

236 Perhaps it's time to revisit Ace's "Star Wars euphemisms" post...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:45 PM (MINbv)

237 We took her to the vet, they got blood, urine, stool sample.
She has seemed normal except for she was losing weight.
Sunday I could tell she didn't feel well,
The vet is stumped, could be diabetes, thyroid, she does have 2 teeth that need to be pulled but she's eating.
She didn't vomit yesterday. She ate this am and threw up. I gave her some more food about an hour ago and she threw that up as well.
I pulled her food away.

She just threw up again. She is begging for chicken but I'm not feeding her until her stomach calms down.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:36 PM (Ri/rl)


What grammie said-- get kitty BACK to the vet pronto if she is continuing to vomit. Hopefully they will have her blood work and other test results by now. It's also possible that the bad teeth have led to an infection and she doesn't feel well for that reason. But don't wait any longer.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 09, 2017 04:45 PM (3C9q2)

238 Don't mess with the Mail cops.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 04:39 PM (8O3HH)


Or Library Cops, good time Charlie. Party boy.

Posted by: Lt. Bookman at November 09, 2017 04:45 PM (ajiE5)

239
Alternate post title:

And This Is Why Some Women Are Lesbians

Posted by: Inspector Clousoothsayer at November 09, 2017 04:45 PM (yXCUX)

240 Did your cat look healthy? She was having a fit at the vet, I should have had them do an X-ray. The cat is difficult to work on. I think she has cancer too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:44 PM (Ri/rl)

There was weight loss as well. I actually dithered for a bit because my cat had always been super healthy. Never any problems after getting all the shots and other stuff after getting her. I wish I hadn't dithered, but the vet said it wouldn't have made a difference.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2017 04:45 PM (4ErVI)

241 Maybe it needed some air.

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at November 09, 2017 04:45 PM (oZ6kz)

242 CaliGirl

4 pounds is a lot for a cat. Cats are also really good at pretending to not be sick for their owners.

I would take her to the vet.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2017 04:45 PM (1ISKN)

243 Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 04:41 PM (lwiT4)

Yes, she's urinating. She's not dehydrated I checked her fur.

She's now sitting in the kitchen waiting for chicken.

I'm afraid to feed her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:45 PM (Ri/rl)

244 Creepy, yes. But, worthy of ostracizing? No.
========
YMMV but I'm cool with ostracizing Louis CK. For the Palin stuff.

Bopping the bishop like you're training for an Olympic sport, especially at his age, is tragic.

Posted by: simplemind at November 09, 2017 04:45 PM (1Xxhs)

245 233 she has a 13 year old son who won't come out of the bathroom?

Posted by: wth
--
He swore up and down it was a virus.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2017 04:44 PM (7ZVPa)


Is his name Philip Roth?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)

246 234,
You owe me a new monitor!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:45 PM (MINbv)

247 Heh. I didn't even catch that. I can make a mess with typos some times.
Posted by: publius



But you don't kill people with your typos.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2017 04:46 PM (vVRlw)

248 Zero rumors of Roy Moore. Out of thin air.

Crazy how that works..... Never let a crisis go to waste.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 09, 2017 04:30 PM (g4lFK)

I notice Cain's accuser(s) evaporated once he dropped out of the race. Not even the report of a pay-off. Almost like false accusations are a standard dem tactic.

Not so surprising that the accusers of a president would disappear but, according to the body-language lady who was mentioned at the HQ a few weeks ago (and who was abused and considers herself hyper-aware of signs of abuse) none of the women accusing Trump were particularly credible.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 09, 2017 04:46 PM (rp9xB)

249 Between the sick cat and the sick people I'm getting queasy. Time to load up for the gig.

Posted by: Meremortal, no prosecutions, no peace! at November 09, 2017 04:46 PM (3myMJ)

250 Louis CK was in the Seinfeld Episode the Chicken Roaster, playing the guy who Jerry told to blow off work, who wound up as a cashier at Kenny Roger's Roasters.

Update: No he wasn't. For some reason the google search "Louis CK seinfeld" turned up the Chicken Roaster episode as a hit, and I thought, incorrectly, Louis CK played the guy in that episode who looks like him. But it wasn't him.

Maybe he got the idea from Seinfeld's scripts.

SHIT! Maybe the whole fucking IT? IT! OUT?! OUT! sequence was *based on rumors about Louis CK*!!!

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 04:46 PM (8rNrN)

251 Not her, him. My cat was a male. Indoor cat too so not getting into nasty shit outside that could cause lots of problems.

He was 16 so I had a lot of good years with him. Hell, you can barely see the scars on my arms and legs now

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2017 04:46 PM (4ErVI)

252 So let me get this straight, the GOP is going to delay what is supposed to be the signature piece of the tax reform legislation, corporate tax cuts, until 2019???

You have got to be fucking kidding.

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2017 04:46 PM (2JcMg)

253
No no no no, I won't choke it no more,
I'm tired of being kicked out the door...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)

254 I didn't think people like this were real until a few months ago I heard a story through a family friend that their daughter had created a profile on a dating site for fun. She connected with a guy, they seemed to have a good message chat, and they got to talking about pets. She sent him a picture of her dog and and he responded, "Here's a picture of mine!" and sent a massive photo of his dick.

Thankfully she's strong willed and she laughed the incident off, but Christ I shudder to imagine the kind of upbringing that guys like this have that leads them to act the way they do. No excuse of course, but no normal person acts like this.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at November 09, 2017 04:41 PM (wwd4n)


I wish I had a dollar for every chick that acted like that. I mean I don't exactly exist in normal work environments, but the chicks are as nuts as dudes, worse even.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2017 04:46 PM (aMlLZ)

255 Did your cat look healthy? She was having a fit at the vet, I should have had them do an X-ray. The cat is difficult to work on.
=======================================


I'm familiar with the type.


It's tons of fun getting a mad cat in a still position long enough to take an Xray. But I would recommend it for your kitty.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 04:46 PM (lwiT4)

256 >>Bopping the bishop like you're training for an Olympic sport, especially at his age, is tragic.

Oh, now we're going to get judgmental?

YOU DON"T KNOW ME!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 04:47 PM (/tuJf)

257 252 So let me get this straight, the GOP is going to delay what is supposed to be the signature piece of the tax reform legislation, corporate tax cuts, until 2019???

You have got to be fucking kidding.

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2017 04:46 PM (2JcMg)


I believe the word we're looking for here is "sabotage."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:47 PM (mbhDw)

258 You will hear of public masturbation and rumors of public masturbation, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 04:47 PM (NWiLs)

259 I would take her to the vet.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2017 04:45 PM (1ISKN)

We took her. We are waiting on test results. The vet is kind of stumped. She suggested an X ray but they would have had to sedate her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:47 PM (Ri/rl)

260 "Or Library Cops, good time Charlie. Party boy.

Posted by: Lt. Bookman at November 09, 2017 04:45 PM (ajiE5) "

Maybe that's what gets you off. You and your good time buddies.

Going around, making the scene, flaunting convention.

Posted by: Bookman at November 09, 2017 04:47 PM (oZ6kz)

261 she has a 13 year old son who won't come out of the bathroom?

GARY!!!! You said you were combing your hair!!!

Posted by: Mom from Real Science at November 09, 2017 04:47 PM (39g3+)

262 Time to insert Instapundit's evergreen remark:

Chivalry was a system, which imposed behavioral obligations on both
women and men. Women found those obligations too onerous, but still
expect men to shoulder them.



Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2017 04:47 PM (W+vEI)

263
What is it with these dudes whacking off in front of people, that is supposed to be private, like just 15 minutes ago I was.... oh never mind, perv.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2017 04:47 PM (r+sAi)

264 If I can't lope my mule in public, should I take it behind the barn?

Posted by: wth at November 09, 2017 04:47 PM (HgMAr)

265 I'm tired of being kicked out the door... "

No thank you please, it only makes me sneeze...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:47 PM (MINbv)

266 You girls like Billy Squier?

Posted by: Louis CK at November 09, 2017 04:48 PM (lELxn)

267
Speaking of "out" Drudge is hinting that Jeff Zucker is out at CNN. Or on the way out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)

268 It's tons of fun getting a mad cat in a still position long enough to take an Xray. But I would recommend it for your kitty.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 04:46 PM (lwiT4)

My husband helped, them get the blood and urine. She was pissed. The vet said Bengals and bottle fed cats are tough.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:48 PM (Ri/rl)

269 266 You girls like Billy Squier?
Posted by: Louis CK at November 09, 2017 04:48 PM (lELxn)


ISWYDT.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)

270 Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2017 04:46 PM (aMlLZ)

I wonder how many of them were sexually abused at the hands of a male relative when they were young.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at November 09, 2017 04:48 PM (wwd4n)

271 Thankfully she's strong willed and she laughed the incident off, but Christ I shudder to imagine the kind of upbringing that guys like this have that leads them to act the way they do. No excuse of course, but no normal person acts like this

The female version of this is pictures that always emphasize their hooties. Even if they have to cut off the top of their head.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 04:48 PM (39g3+)

272 wait, no, that wasn't Louis CK in the chicken roaster episode. just another semi-husky guy with a beard.

Damn! I thought i had connected it all up, seinfeld-style.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 04:48 PM (8rNrN)

273 >>I believe the word we're looking for here is "sabotage."

The word, words actually, you are looking for are budget reconciliation.

I know there are some people around here who hate that there is process and rules in Congress but there is progress and rules in Congress.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 04:48 PM (/tuJf)

274 CaliGirl, my mother once brought a sick cat back from the edge by feeding her chicken broth. Might be worth a shot.

Posted by: Rarity at November 09, 2017 04:49 PM (jbzdC)

275 Yes, she's urinating. She's not dehydrated I checked her fur.



She's now sitting in the kitchen waiting for chicken.



I'm afraid to feed her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:45 PM (Ri/rl)
===========================

Good on the hydration. That's good. And she seems to have an appetite. Huh. When does your bloodwork come back?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 04:49 PM (lwiT4)

276 "The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian - it's like a Jeep"

The Paolo is, how you say, a Grand Cherokee.

Posted by: Paolo at November 09, 2017 04:49 PM (ctuyM)

277 Never Skip 3rd Leg Days.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2017 04:49 PM (lELxn)

278 Speaking of "out" Drudge is hinting that Jeff Zucker is out at CNN. Or on the way out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)

#fakenews?

Posted by: golfman at November 09, 2017 04:49 PM (48QDY)

279 2. A lot of "sex" psychopaths get off on isn't what you'd normally consider sex, because sex (as such) isn't really the end-game: the end-game is humiliation and domination. The sexual component, to the extent it exists, is just a means to this true end.


It's very clear that what Weinstein was after was the thrill of humiliation and that was the sexual component for him. That's also what tossing off in front of someone who has not agreed to be part of that act is, it's about humiliating them. That's the orgasm, watching them squirm, not the physical act itself.

Has anyone else seen Shame with Michael Fassbender? That depicts a person who has sexual compulsions and it's well done because the sex in it, which is quite explicit, is very much a rote act. There's nothing joyful about it, it's a purely mechanical function. It's something that needs to be endured, not enjoyed.

Also, holy crap, talk about tripods and apparently that's actually Michael's Fassbender. We're talking in the get that thing away from me end of the bell curve.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 09, 2017 04:49 PM (mf5HN)

280 You girls like Billy Squier?"

Heck of an L.P. title, too...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:49 PM (MINbv)

281 It's tons of fun getting a mad cat in a still position long enough to take an Xray. But I would recommend it for your kitty.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 04:46 PM (lwiT4)

The Vet is a mobile vet, I will text her.

I'm afraid my cat is going to die.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:50 PM (Ri/rl)

282 Never feed a cat anything with onion or garlic in it.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2017 04:50 PM (mcI77)

283 I think I might have to leave.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 04:50 PM (lwiT4)

284 >>wait, no, that wasn't Louis CK in the chicken roaster episode.


Brian Denehey was great as the Kenny Rogers Roasters franchise.

Won his 3rd Emmy for that role.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2017 04:50 PM (lELxn)

285 How did she know what that sounds like?



If she has a 13 yr old son, odds are good she's helped someone out at some point.

Animal House? Babs?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2017 04:50 PM (vVRlw)

286 279
Has anyone else seen Shame with Michael Fassbender? That depicts a person who has sexual compulsions and it's well done because the sex in it, which is quite explicit, is very much a rote act. There's nothing joyful about it, it's a purely mechanical function. It's something that needs to be endured, not enjoyed.


Sounds like a psychoanalytic description of a Dangerfield line.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:50 PM (mbhDw)

287 Speaking of "out" Drudge is hinting that Jeff Zucker is out at CNN. Or on the way out.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:48 PM


For all the good it did me ...

Posted by: Kevin S. at November 09, 2017 04:50 PM (ctuyM)

288 How about Michael Jackson?

Posted by: Louis CK at November 09, 2017 04:51 PM (lELxn)

289 282 Never feed a cat anything with onion or garlic in it.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2017 04:50 PM (mcI77)


POISON. And grapes and raisins. Chocolate with dogs as well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:51 PM (mbhDw)

290 Funny, I've said exactly that. Women are intrinsically beautiful, like a champagne flute.

Men are utilitarian; I've likened them to tractors. Not pretty, not built for looks, but for work.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 04:41 PM (gLfJd)


I think my husband is a work of art.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 09, 2017 04:51 PM (7UW64)

291 I was really kind of disappointed in Mindhunter. There was about half of a good show in there but then it was like they realized they only had half of a good show and decided to fill the void with softcore porn and couples talking about their relationships. It got to where any time one of the female characters showed up I'd fast forward because it was going to be either really random porn or whiney relationship chit-chat.

Posted by: Tomguycot at November 09, 2017 04:51 PM (7XlMx)

292 Mitch and the Establishment are going kamikaze to protect the Swamp.

If they lose, at least the Elite Class can continue by letting the Dems impeach Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2017 04:51 PM (oVJmc)

293 The Paolo is, how you say, a Grand Cherokee.

Posted by: Paolo at November 09, 2017 04:49 PM (ctuyM)

Well played.

Paolo is sauve.

Posted by: golfman at November 09, 2017 04:52 PM (48QDY)

294 @273

Explain what rule would require them to implement tax cuts at some future date?

There is none.

Keep fucking that chicken though you profoundly silly person.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2017 04:52 PM (2JcMg)

295 "SHIT! Maybe the whole fucking IT? IT! OUT?! OUT! sequence was *based on rumors about Louis CK*!!!

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 04:46 PM (8rNrN) "

That's not Louis C.K. in Seinfeld. Just a guy that looks like him.

But they do know each other from the stand-up comedy scene. And it's a small world. And most Seinfeld plots were based on something from the life of Jerry/Larry/one of the writers. So it certainly could be.

Posted by: Bookman at November 09, 2017 04:52 PM (oZ6kz)

296 47 I am actually surprised by this. Not Louis CK in particular, but this whole "excuse me while I whip this out" business.

In what culture was this ever okay?
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2017 04:21 PM (jHrzU)
-----------------------------
I dunno.

I remember when I first read the stories of Bill Clinton's MO when he was AG and Govr in Arkansas. He'd get an aide (often a cop) to bring the girl to his room/office, at which point he would whip it out and tell her to service him.

What amazed me is that this apparently worked. Or I assume it did since he didn't change the MO.
Sure, there were girls like Paula Jones who exited in disgust and one in particular who screamed, creating an embarrassing scene. I'm sure there were many more we don't know about that fled.
But it had to work on a lot of them. didn't it?

Or did that matter? Maybe the flashing --- which is what it was --- was fun in and of itself. If it led to more, that was fine but not necessary.
I just don't know.

I will say that I have asked a great many females of all ages about this MO and invariably their reaction is overwhelmingly negative, even if I stipulate a handsome man you have a crush on.

Again, I dunno.

Posted by: Margarita,voyaging to the edge of crisp at November 09, 2017 04:52 PM (0jtPF)

297 Apropos of nothing, it was by forcing Jack Ryan out of the Illinois US Senate Race (by getting a crooked cook county judge to open his divorce records) that Barky won that senate seat and ultimately went on to 8 years of destruction.

The sexual allegations in the divorce records - with his wife no less! The lovely Jeri Ryan - sent the GOPe in Illinois into convulsions and Jack withdrew from the race.

Posted by: Boots at November 09, 2017 04:52 PM (EBwPV)

298 She's now sitting in the kitchen waiting for chicken.



I'm afraid to feed her.


If she eats dry food try grinding up the dry food then adding water to it in a small bowl. Make it really watery. I used a coffee grinder. LOL

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2017 04:52 PM (mcI77)

299 This thing about sex being power when its icky sex has never worked for me. Rape isn't sexual, its about power! No, its sexual. Its also about power, but its sexual. I understand that if your life revolves around your next orgasm and sex is your secular religion's highest sacramental ritual, you don't want it associated with bad things, but that doesn't make your insistence true.

If it was just about power, then rapists would exclusively target the easily overpowered and weak, and they do not. Many if not most rape victims are also attractive women. That has nothing to do with power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 04:52 PM (39g3+)

300 talk about tripods and apparently that's actually Michael's Fassbender"

Prosthetics are amazing...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:52 PM (MINbv)

301 Good on the hydration. That's good. And she seems to have an appetite. Huh. When does your bloodwork come back?
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 04:49 PM (lwiT4)

I was so stressed out I didn't ask, the vet told me she'll e-mail me the results. She also hugged me.

Also, I was eating prosciutto yesterday and she was about climbing up my leg begging/trying to steal it. She's food motivated. Which is good.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:52 PM (Ri/rl)

302 >>Explain what rule would require them to implement tax cuts at some future date?

Why? I don't think you're capable of understand the rules of budget reconciliation so why bother?

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 04:53 PM (/tuJf)

303 Mind if I Stroke?

Posted by: Louis CK at November 09, 2017 04:53 PM (lELxn)

304 294 @273

Explain what rule would require them to implement tax cuts at some future date?

There is none.

Keep fucking that chicken though you profoundly silly person.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2017 04:52 PM (2JcMg)


I understand border security will happen very soon. That's the 1986 border security from Simpson-Mazzoli.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:53 PM (mbhDw)

305 Chocolate with dogs as well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:51 PM (mbhDw)

Nope. Our Sandy ate a 3/4 pound bad of regular m&m's. All of them.

Lived 10+ more years.

Posted by: golfman at November 09, 2017 04:54 PM (48QDY)

306 @292

I truly believe that's the end game.

The GOP is actively sabotaging their majorities because they want to be rid of Trump.

What they don't realize is that Trump has captured the GOP and there is no turning back.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2017 04:54 PM (2JcMg)

307 The Paolo is, how you say, a Grand Cherokee. "

That's cultural appropriation, pal.

/fauxcahantas

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 04:54 PM (MINbv)

308 If she eats dry food try grinding up the dry food then adding water to it in a small bowl. Make it really watery. I used a coffee grinder. LOL
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2017 04:52 PM (mcI77)

They only eat wet food and I add water to their food. They get chicken in the afternoon.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 04:54 PM (Ri/rl)

309 >>POISON. And grapes and raisins. Chocolate with dogs as well.

No avocado for dogs, too. We learned that one the hard way - doggie was sick for weeks.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2017 04:54 PM (W+vEI)

310 303 Mind if I Stroke?
Posted by: Louis CK at November 09, 2017 04:53 PM (lELxn)

Not at all. Ischemic, hemorrhagic, take your pick.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 04:54 PM (NWiLs)

311 At least I asked first.

Posted by: Louis CK at November 09, 2017 04:54 PM (6n332)

312 Got ampersands but know tiping skillz.

Posted by: golfman at November 09, 2017 04:55 PM (48QDY)

313 The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian - it's like a Jeep"
...........

Then why is it the females have the mud flaps?

*ducks, runs*

Posted by: wth at November 09, 2017 04:55 PM (HgMAr)

314 and during the phone conversation, she said, she could hear him masturbating as they spoke.
............

he must have really been slamming that ham
Posted by: wth at November 09, 2017 04:34 PM (HgMAr)

Beating it like it owed him money.

Slapping little Johnny behind the ear

Assaulting a friendly weapon

Five finger knuckle shuffle

Rolling the fleshy blunt

Roughing up the suspect




Arresting the Riddler.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 04:55 PM (QQ+il)

315 >>> It got to where any time one of the female characters showed up I'd fast forward because it was going to be either really random porn or whiney relationship chit-chat.

the girlfriend was really... challenging. Always sniping. The sex stuff was a turn-off.

I did like the psychologist who works with them.

I was annoyed when they made her a Statistically Improbable Lesbian because of course she has to be.

Also, given that she's a psychologist, and has empathy for perverts and psychopaths, what's with her getting all fussy about Holden Ford using ugly language to getting Richard Speck to talk?

The show annoyed me a lot by having people, who ought to know better, flying off the handle at fairly obvious gambits.

Like the partner. Mostly I liked him, but he would frequently get all judgemental and hostile during interviews and make the psycho stop talking. Even though he himself was acquainted with this whole field of psychopathy, and was a vigorous champion of the interviews.

So like he can't keep it together talking to a psycho?

The show does that a lot. Everyone's always wrong and hyperemotional, even when it makes no sense at all, except Holden Ford, who is emotionless, except when he acts jealous or like a psycho.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 04:55 PM (8rNrN)

316 Alternate post title:

And This Is Why Some Women Are Lesbians



Finally getting an understanding of that. Grow up in Hollywood and these are your weekly interactions? I see how that could happen.

This whole mess has made me re-evaluate how I see men. And not in a good way.

Posted by: professor chaos is glum gumdrop gorilla at November 09, 2017 04:55 PM (hLB6Q)

317 I wonder how many of them were sexually abused at the hands of a male relative when they were young.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at November 09, 2017 04:48 PM (wwd4n)


Well from the ones I actually talked to, or somewhat got to know, I would say not many. The ones that lived "somewhat" sheltered or controlled lives really let it fly by the time they got older.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2017 04:55 PM (aMlLZ)

318 I was really kind of disappointed in Mindhunter. There was about half of a good show in there but then it was like they realized they only had half of a good show and decided to fill the void with softcore porn and couples talking about their relationships.



Had me for four or five episodes. Too slow. I'll give 'em one or two episodes to build the characters. Then, it had best be moving along. Otherwise, it risks being a snooze fest.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2017 04:55 PM (vVRlw)

319 306 @292

I truly believe that's the end game.

The GOP is actively sabotaging their majorities because they want to be rid of Trump.

What they don't realize is that Trump has captured the GOP and there is no turning back.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2017 04:54 PM (2JcMg)


Well he sure as hell captured the base, mostly because it was abandoned by the GOP whose base is the CoC.

I'm behind him all the way whatever happens. No illusions now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw)

320 I will say that I have asked a great many females of all ages about this MO and invariably their reaction is overwhelmingly negative, even if I stipulate a handsome man you have a crush on.

Oh they are lying. If Denzel Washington or Channing Tatum whipped it out, they would have a 98% acceptance rate.

Posted by: wooga at November 09, 2017 04:56 PM (FASvy)

321 My only issue with Mindhunter is the dialog. Sometimes, the characters use words/phrases that simply were not in vogue during the 70s. They could use a writer to proof the screenplay that is older than 30.

And get off my lawn kid!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2017 04:56 PM (tr2D7)

322 Chocolate with dogs as well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:51 PM (mbhDw)

Nope. Our Sandy ate a 3/4 pound bad of regular m&m's. All of them.

Lived 10+ more years.
Posted by: golfman at November 09, 2017 04:54 PM (48QDY)

And pooped out turds stamped with 'm&m"the whole time....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 09, 2017 04:56 PM (7uYFy)

323 >>Arresting the Riddler.


Nice call back.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2017 04:56 PM (lELxn)

324 120 110>>>9

"He took...it out!"

Also Elaine Benes>"i don't know how you guys walk around with one of those things"

Posted by: mikeyslaw at November 09, 2017 04:56 PM (JZJ9v)

325 The GOP is actively sabotaging their majorities because they want to be rid of Trump.


Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2017 04:54 PM (2JcMg)

The GOP can keep fucking that chicken, toaster, couch... whatever.

#howyougotTrump

Posted by: golfman at November 09, 2017 04:56 PM (48QDY)

326 316 Posted by: professor chaos is glum gumdrop gorilla at November 09, 2017 04:55 PM (hLB6Q)


SHOW BIZ men.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:57 PM (mbhDw)

327 This whole mess has made me re-evaluate how I see men. And not in a good way.

What its done for me is explain the attitude leftist women have toward men. These are the type of guys they grew up around, date, work with, and know. No wonder they hate masculinity, men, and think we're all rapists.

They need to get out more, meet some real, actual men rather than this assortment of scumbags, perverts, and freaks. I'd hate men too if that's all I was exposed to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 04:57 PM (39g3+)

328 >>>Kenny Roger's Roasters

one of my favorite episodes

Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2017 04:57 PM (MF4DY)

329 I should think that, should someone feel the need to expose his man-part to me and then work it, he should end up rather bruised about the face from where I slug him.

There's a reason why such an act makes a man somewhat, uh, incapacitated.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 09, 2017 04:57 PM (7UW64)

330 There are a lot of psychopaths who are not killers, but rather accomplished members of society. They don't kill because they have "other leanings," but they still have psychopathic traits such as lack of remorse, skill at manipulation, and failure to imagine that other people's feelings actually matter.


Like Bill Nye the Science Guy

read the reddit post who destroys Nye's fake persona, that he has been living off of for decades

'Holy sh*t, he's getting destroyed!' Bill Nye's AMA on Reddit didn't go so hot for the 'Science Guy'

http://bit.ly/2iIYAcJ

twitchy link

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2017 04:57 PM (fceHP)

331
"The female body is a work of art.



Then why do they get pissed off when you try to hang them on a wall?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 09, 2017 04:57 PM (lKyWE)

332 284 Brian Denehey was great as the Kenny Rogers Roasters franchise.

The one time I went to a Kenny Rogers Roasters, they were (wait for it) out of chicken.

It didn't last long after that.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 09, 2017 04:57 PM (sGtp+)

333 I'm familiar with the type.


It's tons of fun getting a mad cat in a still position long enough to take an Xray. But I would recommend it for your kitty.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 09, 2017 04:46 PM (lwiT4)


I bet grammie has a lot of war stories from her time as a vet tech. I'm starting to understand why my vet's techs laughed the first time I brought my kittehs for their annual checkup and one of them had peed on the towel in her carrier on the way over. I apologized for causing them trouble; they just matter-of-factly rinsed out the towel and put it in a plastic bag for me to take home, and then they laughed. I asked them what was so funny and they told me I had no idea what "causing trouble for the vet" can include. They told me about one big battling tomcat (owner refused to have him fixed) who had to be handled with heavy leather gloves and sedated for even routine procedures like a rabies shot. Thankfully none of my kittehs have ever fought the vet or even hissed at him.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 09, 2017 04:57 PM (3C9q2)

334 Maybe the moral of the story is M&M's are not real chocolates

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2017 04:57 PM (aC6Sd)

335 I too was molested by Judge Roy Bean.

Posted by: Kathy Griffen at November 09, 2017 04:58 PM (mFx4k)

336 My only issue with Mindhunter is the dialog. Sometimes, the characters use words/phrases that simply were not in vogue during the 70s.

Yeah, every writer has to use modern stuff like "...right?" in their dialog now. Its pretty true to 70s in a lot of other ways like smoking, the cars, the clothes, the look of the towns and cities, the decor, the offices, the attitudes, etc. Especially the older FBI agent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 04:58 PM (39g3+)

337 Everyone's always wrong and hyperemotional, even when it makes no sense at all,
=============
so targeted at millennials then.

Posted by: simplemind at November 09, 2017 04:58 PM (OebBD)

338 When I was 15 years old, I used to go drinking with my old man and the former lead cop on the Boston Strangler case. For him there was no psycho analysis of the perp, he was just a perp as far as my drinking partner was concerned.

Posted by: regular joe at November 09, 2017 04:58 PM (O50yS)

339 the "ed" character in LA Confidential used all sorts of ugly language in his interrogations, and that was set in the late 40s.

I know that's fiction but I'm just having trouble believing cops never heard this stuff before, or get all squicky about it, or get amazed at obvious gambits like bringing the murder weapoon to an interrogation to provoke a reaction in the suspect.

But I don't KNOW that's all fake -- who knows, maybe the FBI (or law enforcement generally) really WERE that primitive in the 70s that these things seem like huge, bizarre violations of protocol.

That's what's frustrating about the show. I don't know if it's bullshit. It seems like bullshit, but I can't quite say it is, because I don't know.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 04:58 PM (8rNrN)

340 I think my husband is a work of art.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 09, 2017 04:51 PM (7UW64)

A Rothko.

Posted by: Damn Good Looking Chad, maybe a little dumb at November 09, 2017 04:58 PM (z79tQ)

341 The show does that a lot. Everyone's always wrong and hyperemotional, even when it makes no sense at all, except Holden Ford, who is emotionless, except when he acts jealous or like a psycho.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 04:55 PM (8rNrN)



Ahhhh, yes. The character live for the plot, not the plot for the characters.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of plot based works but don't have the characters be actively stupid or react in ludicrous ways merely because you need to do that to advance the plot. If you do, the problem is the writing, not the characters.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 09, 2017 04:58 PM (mf5HN)

342 I truly believe that's the end game.

The GOP is actively sabotaging their majorities because they want to be rid of Trump.

What they don't realize is that Trump has captured the GOP and there is no turning back.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2017 04:54 PM (2JcMg)


Well he sure as hell captured the base, mostly because it was abandoned by the GOP whose base is the CoC.

I'm behind him all the way whatever happens. No illusions now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 04:56 PM (mbhDw)

The GOP is currently made up of jerkoffs who WOULD love to be rid of Trump, but it makes no sense for them to want to actually lose their majority. Getting elected and retaining power is all they want.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 09, 2017 04:59 PM (7uYFy)

343 >>I think my husband is a work of art.


It's a matter of perspective.

Posted by: TCN's Ottoman at November 09, 2017 04:59 PM (lELxn)

344 Christopher, yes some women like their lovers stuff, because of love. even if they have something otherwise not attractive. they still will treat is like a booboo and kiss it.

grammie just cranky today.

Posted by: willow at November 09, 2017 04:59 PM (Zmz55)

345 Thankfully none of my kittehs have ever fought the vet or even hissed at him.

The only kitty I ever took to the vet just tried to hide by walking to a corner and putting his head down in it. I felt so bad for him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 04:59 PM (39g3+)

346 If Denzel Washington or Channing Tatum whipped it out, they would have a 98% acceptance rate.

Posted by: wooga at November 09, 2017 04:56 PM (FASvy)


Not only no, but hell no.

I suppose men are more impressed with what a man can do with that thing than women are.

Women would prefer to be the focus of at least a bit of the attention in the room. And honestly, any guy who does this, is not the least bit interested in the woman.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 09, 2017 04:59 PM (7UW64)

347 342
The GOP is currently made up of jerkoffs who WOULD love to be rid of Trump, but it makes no sense for them to want to actually lose their majority. Getting elected and retaining power is all they want.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 09, 2017 04:59 PM (7uYFy)

The problem is that what the base wants is NOT what the Chamber of Cronies wants. And that is the pickle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

348 Caligirl try giving her a treat.

Do you have any Pounce? Those are the treats I always gave my cat. They're pretty small.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2017 05:00 PM (4ErVI)

349 Well I can't speak for the rest of you shlubbs but my body is a wonderland.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 04:40 PM (/tuJf)
.............

GAINZZZ

Posted by: wth at November 09, 2017 05:00 PM (HgMAr)

350 >>>What its done for me is explain the attitude leftist women have toward men. These are the type of guys they grew up around, date, work with, and know. No wonder they hate masculinity, men, and think we're all rapists.

yup.

not that the conservative side doesn't have its bad actors, but a lot of liberal women seem to have been making complaints that really are about the LIBERAL men in their lives, but changing the orientation to conservative in their rhetoric, because conservative white men are the only acceptable villains.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 05:00 PM (8rNrN)

351 tcn me too, in progress sometimes tho.

Posted by: willow at November 09, 2017 05:01 PM (Zmz55)

352 332 284 Brian Denehey was great as the Kenny Rogers Roasters franchise.

The one time I went to a Kenny Rogers Roasters, they were (wait for it) out of chicken.

It didn't last long after that.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 09, 2017 04:57 PM (sGtp+)


You just stopped in, to see what condition that the chicken was in.

Yeah, yeah, oh yeah...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 05:01 PM (mbhDw)

353 Mindhunter: Nope. started okay, then...fail

And i got hooked on "Bloodline", by the time it finished i felt like I had been through an irs audit. Never seen a main character in a series get bludgeoned with bad news that many times.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at November 09, 2017 05:01 PM (JZJ9v)

354 The problem is that what the base wants is NOT what the Chamber of Cronies wants. And that is the pickle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

Agreed. But a GOP that wasn't in the majority would be useless to the CoC, wouldn't it?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 09, 2017 05:01 PM (7uYFy)

355 The show does that a lot. Everyone's always wrong and hyperemotional, even when it makes no sense at all, except Holden Ford, who is emotionless, except when he acts jealous or like a psycho.

The show is really big on the "drama means everyone has to hate each other constantly and have this huge tension at all times" thing.

Oh and the "conspicuous Christian character is only likeable when he's acting non-Christian" theme.

I did really like the tickling principal subplot though, it raised a very interesting dilemma. The guy is clearly off but not enough off to take action against, and definitely none of the FBI's business.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 05:01 PM (39g3+)

356 But I don't KNOW that's all fake"

It's hollyweird. Therefore, fake.

Now get off my lawn...


Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 05:01 PM (MINbv)

357 The GOP is actively sabotaging their majorities because they want to be rid of Trump.

=======
Look it adds up.

the economy is roaring.

Trump just handled the Chicoms, Japanese and Koreans like a multiparty NY real estate deal.

They were hoping Mueller would sink him, but that's looking like a nothing burger.

Its going to jump ugly next year.



Posted by: simplemind at November 09, 2017 05:01 PM (mYrWl)

358 >>The GOP is currently made up of jerkoffs who WOULD love to be rid of Trump, but it makes no sense for them to want to actually lose their majority. Getting elected and retaining power is all they want.

They aren't. The leaders of the House budget committee and Senate budget committee are meeting with Mnuchin right now in the White House and Trump just sent a message of congratulations to the Senate.

There are different rules that each House has to use when passing a bill under budget reconciliation. The key is to get a bill done and get it into the committee where it all gets changed anyway.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2017 05:02 PM (/tuJf)

359 >>Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 05:00 PM (8rNrN)



And this is our reward for not beating off on the potted plants?

There's no justice.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2017 05:02 PM (lELxn)

360 Am I the only woman in America that this hasn't happened to?! Giving me a complex....

Posted by: Tami at November 09, 2017 05:02 PM (Enq6K)

361 348 Caligirl try giving her a treat.

Do you have any Pounce? Those are the treats I always gave my cat. They're pretty small.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2017 05:00 PM (4ErVI)

Dehydrated salmon treats, she goes crazy for those. I'll try one of those while I'm waiting for the vet to get back to me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 05:02 PM (Ri/rl)

362 So remember that Louis C.K. had a bit about crying while driving to "Jungleland"...

Every bit is now suspect.

Posted by: goodluckduck at November 09, 2017 05:02 PM (yqvys)

363 Cali Girl; Peaches: I have a fourteen year old cat whose appetite has gone south and seems to have an upper respiratory infection of some kind. She has a vet's appointment this Tuesday coming up, but she was starting to worry me a lot. I bought a pound of ground chicken, simmered it very slowly and am feeding it to her a tablespoon of so at a time. Including the cooking liquid is very important. Madame would just as soon have the broth as the chicken itself. Boiled, unsalted chicken is my answer to every cat issue, followed by Gerber's baby chicken. You might try cooking a little rice with the chicken because rice is very easily digestible. (Unfortunately, boiled chicken and rice does not solve either blindness or sheer, absolute hatred of being forced to share space with two uninvited invaders.) Good luck. Cats are tricky little devils, especially when they are not feelin up to par. My vet calls them "master magicians" because they are so good at hiding any illness or other weakness until it's damn near too late. (Around here, the grocery stores occasionally have sales on chicken hind quarters -- usually $4.00 or so for a ten pound package. Cook up the whole package, cool it, bone it, then divide it into small packages and freeze it for times like this.)

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at November 09, 2017 05:02 PM (vYBY4)

364 Roy Batty gave me a bad touch. Several, actually.

Posted by: Rick Deckard at November 09, 2017 05:02 PM (NWiLs)

365 ok are men usually pretty damned proud of their bodies? or is that bravado?

Posted by: willow at November 09, 2017 05:03 PM (Zmz55)

366 >>This whole mess has made me re-evaluate how I see men. And not in a good way.


Eh, these are deviant, narcissistic men. Seeing as I am so unfamiliar with the 'masturbate in front of a lady' move, not going to let these creeps tarnish all men.

What this does explain is why a lot of Lefty women hate men so much. Yeah, the men in their chosen circles are creeps, and as Insty likes to remind, that's what you get when you trash all of the standards for women.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2017 05:03 PM (W+vEI)

367 354 The problem is that what the base wants is NOT what the Chamber of Cronies wants. And that is the pickle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 05:00 PM (mbhDw)

Agreed. But a GOP that wasn't in the majority would be useless to the CoC, wouldn't it?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 09, 2017 05:01 PM (7uYFy)


Not necessarily since the big issue, illegal aliens, is what both sides want. Dems for votes, CoC for cheap labor. And larger corporations will join up with the Leviathan fascisticaly to wipe out any competitors.

It's evil.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 05:03 PM (mbhDw)

368 You just stopped in, to see what condition that the chicken was in.

Yeah, yeah, oh yeah..."

You realize there's what - 3 of us who get that?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 05:03 PM (MINbv)

369 >>You realize there's what - 3 of us who get that?


I'm still laughing.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2017 05:04 PM (lELxn)

370 ok are men usually pretty damned proud of their bodies?

I think its less proud than comfortable and satisfied. I don't look like Adonis but hey, not bad!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 05:04 PM (39g3+)

371 I too was molested by Judge Roy Bean.

I was molested by Jim Beam.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 05:04 PM (QQ+il)

372 Tami, not quite that thing, but a very suggestive thing in a very inappropriate setting.

Posted by: willow at November 09, 2017 05:04 PM (Zmz55)

373 I'm still laughing."

Ok, that's two...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 05:04 PM (MINbv)

374 You realize there's what - 3 of us who get that?

The truth is, Kenny Rogers had a lot of horrible songs and like 2 good ones. How he's considered country baffles me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 05:05 PM (39g3+)

375 368 Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 05:03 PM (MINbv)


It doesn't matter. I do it because it's second nature.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 05:05 PM (mbhDw)

376 Senate's tax plan is out now and it's a joke.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2017 05:05 PM (UBzPO)

377 I'm late to the thread and it is dizzying - sick cats, sick perverts, sick GOP...
And masturbating in front of female acquaintances???? I have no idea what I would do if that happened to me.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2017 05:05 PM (a0IVu)

378 not that the conservative side doesn't have its bad actors, but a lot of liberal women seem to have been making complaints that really are about the LIBERAL men in their lives, but changing the orientation to conservative in their rhetoric, because conservative white men are the only acceptable villains.



Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 05:00 PM (8rNrN)


Yup, THIS.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2017 05:05 PM (aMlLZ)

379 Oh they are lying. If Denzel Washington or Channing Tatum whipped it out, they would have a 98% acceptance rate.
Posted by: wooga at November 09, 2017 04:56 PM (FASvy)



What an idiotic statement. Easily one of the stupidest I've ever read.

Posted by: professor chaos is glum gumdrop gorilla at November 09, 2017 05:05 PM (hLB6Q)

380 In Mindhunter I thought the directors and writers were actually making fun of critical theory/SJWs through Anna Torv's character arc. I interpreted it that way and laughed.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 09, 2017 05:05 PM (g4lFK)

381 >> The main character isn't even called John Douglas; he's called "Holden Ford," though he's clearly doing the major things John Douglas did.

BTW, the character "Holden Madick" is based on me.

Posted by: Louis CK at November 09, 2017 05:05 PM (x/Lj2)

382 what did i miss?

been busy jerking off

for the last 35 years....

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 09, 2017 05:05 PM (FZYNt)

383

"Alone With The Devil" by Ronald Markman is a pretty illuminating read, Ace. He was involved at the ground floor of profiling in the late 60's and onwards through the 70's.

Posted by: otho at November 09, 2017 05:05 PM (qGuLD)

384 Christopher, yes, that does make sense.

Posted by: willow at November 09, 2017 05:05 PM (Zmz55)

385 Of one thing I am certain. If the Dems and GOPe get rid of Trump, it's not like the whoever elected Trump is going to be jazzed up about voting for Jeb! or Katshit in 2020.
Trump has already succeeded in changing the paradigm.
There will be no going back "to the way it used to be."
I have a feeling the Democrats understand this--but the stupid GOP doesn't.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 09, 2017 05:05 PM (7uYFy)

386 Louis CK and Kevin Spacey walk into a bar...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2017 05:06 PM (qE08n)

387 338 When I was 15 years old, I used to go drinking with my old man and the former lead cop on the Boston Strangler case. For him there was no psycho analysis of the perp, he was just a perp as far as my drinking partner was concerned.
Posted by: regular joe at November 09, 2017 04:58 PM (O50yS)

Now that's a drinking story

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 09, 2017 05:06 PM (dKiJG)

388 370 ok are men usually pretty damned proud of their bodies?

I think its less proud than comfortable and satisfied. I don't look like Adonis but hey, not bad!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 05:04 PM (39g3+)


Oh dear G-d in Heaven, NO. *sigh*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 05:06 PM (mbhDw)

389 371 I too was molested by Judge Roy Bean.

I was molested by Jim Beam.


Jack Daniels made me put it in my mouth last night.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2017 05:06 PM (mcI77)

390 ok are men usually pretty damned proud of their bodies?
................

I'm digging mine.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at November 09, 2017 05:06 PM (HgMAr)

391 It doesn't matter. I do it because it's second nature."

I'd applaud, but that might be misinterpreted...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 05:06 PM (MINbv)

392 Which way is West?

Posted by: Clarence Carter at November 09, 2017 05:06 PM (Ir1tf)

393 386 Louis CK and Kevin Spacey walk into a bar...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2017 05:06 PM (qE08n)


"Anyone see Roy Moore? We need to hide out behind him for a bit."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 05:06 PM (mbhDw)

394 Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at November 09, 2017 05:02 PM (vYBY4)

We buy whole chickens at Costco and cook them and freeze the meat. I may try warming some chicken in some water. Teaspoon at a time.

She's sitting in the kitchen begging.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 05:07 PM (Ri/rl)

395 another point about mindhunter:

1. directed by fincher. It feels like a prequel to Mindhunter about jack crawford.

2. a lot of effort was made into recreating the 1970s

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP=BooBs) at November 09, 2017 05:07 PM (RDd1I)

396
I'm back on the Peptides -- the cheap alternative to HGH.

Instead of direct HGH, these Peptide chains are designed to be "Secretagogues" for the Pituitary Gland to release its HGH.

The stuff I buy comes from who knows where. Made by who knows. Probably China.

But, like Rich Piana, I'm a 5%er, someone willing to do Whatever It Takes for Gainzz.

Posted by: Inspector Clousoothsayer at November 09, 2017 05:07 PM (yXCUX)

397 320
Oh they are lying. If Denzel Washington or Channing Tatum whipped it out, they would have a 98% acceptance rate.
Posted by: wooga at November 09, 2017 04:56 PM (FASvy)
--------------------------
And YOU know all of these women are LYING.
Wow!
Why the hell would they LIE in a private conversation?

I can tell you that any man---Denzel Washington, Paul Newman, Steve McQueen, whoever--- did that to me it would be a cold bucket of ice on any ardor I previously felt for them. Total turn-off.

Posted by: Margarita,voyaging to the edge of crisp at November 09, 2017 05:08 PM (0jtPF)

398 Louis CK and Kevin Spacey walk into a bar... "

You think one of them might have seen it...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 05:08 PM (MINbv)

399 She's sitting in the kitchen begging.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 05:07 PM (Ri/rl)
Can you give her tiny bit and wait to see how she does with that? Poor baby.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2017 05:08 PM (a0IVu)

400 Mindhunter I found that if you fast forward through any scene that the main character's girlfriend is in, and any solo scene involving the women, you miss nothing. Nothing. There are too many scenes that are there either because the actors wanted more screen time or they had to pad out the length of the show.

Honestly, Marvel's Netflix shows do that too much too. A lot of Daredevil is padding. Its like they have 60 minutes of plot and 90 minutes of screen time.

To be fair, a lot of 70s TV shows were like that. Long scenes of getting into the car. Driving the car. Turning onto a street. Parking the car. Getting out of the car.

Dude. We know how cars work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 05:08 PM (39g3+)

401 Oh they are lying. If Denzel Washington or Channing Tatum whipped it out, they would have a 98% acceptance rate.
Posted by: wooga at November 09, 2017 04:56 PM (FASvy)

Way overstated.
That said, it's no secret that desirable Alpha Males can and DO get away with a LOT of shit that a regular doofus would be kicked in the balls , fired and sued for doing....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 09, 2017 05:08 PM (7uYFy)

402 >>> In Mindhunter I thought the directors and writers were actually making fun of critical theory/SJWs through Anna Torv's character arc. I interpreted it that way and laughed.

well she was obviously being stupid. but being stupid in that way, I thought it was out of character. She's a harvard intellectual who studies psychopaths.She actually empathizes with them.

And she's going to all of a sudden play the Virgin Ear schoolmarm over "Holden Ford" using the word "C**ts" to get vulgar psychopath like Richard Speck talking?

I don't believe it

I almost want to yell at the tv: "Is this weirdo main character the ONLY Person in the world who understands the entire point of this project?"

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 05:08 PM (8rNrN)

403 You realize there's what - 3 of us who get that?
The truth is, Kenny Rogers had a lot of horrible songs and like 2 good ones. How he's considered country baffles me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 05:05 PM (39g3+)

Yup....first a hippie then a corn pone. He is a no talent hack who got lucky.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 09, 2017 05:08 PM (nUkMr)

404
Why can't I think of that guy's name? It similar to louis ck because of the initials.

But he's not a doosh. Ace did a post on him a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Inspector Clousoothsayer at November 09, 2017 05:08 PM (yXCUX)

405 Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at November 09, 2017 05:02 PM (vYBY4)

Respiratory illnesses are extremely, EXTREMELY serious with cats. Or so I've heard. Mine never had one thank goodness, but yeah your cat needs to get in quickly. Like now if possible.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2017 05:08 PM (4ErVI)

406 Ha,the episode of TJ Hooker I'm watching has the guy who "took it out" in the Seinfeld episode.(the guy in the episode was supposed to be a standup comic,so maybe Jerry knew Louis CK..)

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2017 05:08 PM (LiyEm)

407 >>She's sitting in the kitchen begging.

Try chopping up the chicken in a food processor so it looks like sawdust then add some water to it.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2017 05:08 PM (mcI77)

408 Louis CK and Kevin Spacey walk into a bar...

Posted by: AlaBAMA
...............

and say: "Shit. Everybody in here is at least 18. Let's get the f*ck outta here."

Posted by: wth at November 09, 2017 05:09 PM (HgMAr)

409 I can tell you that any man---Denzel Washington, Paul Newman, Steve McQueen, whoever--- did that to me it would be a cold bucket of ice on any ardor I previously felt for them"

Well, to fair, were Paul or Steve to do anything in front of me I'd be pretty freaked out as well...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2017 05:09 PM (MINbv)

410 Do you watch Criminal Minds, Ace? It's a series on CBS, I think.

My wife watches that.. I have sat and watched a very few episodes and while it seems fairly well done dramatically, some of the shit they pull out of thin air is fairly unbelievable.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2017 05:09 PM (so+oy)

411 That's what's frustrating about the show. I don't know if it's bullshit. It seems like bullshit, but I can't quite say it is, because I don't know.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 04:58 PM (8rNrN)


Mindhunter: How Much of the Series Is Real?

https://screenrant.com/mindhunter-netflix-book-john-douglas-mark-olshaker/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2017 05:09 PM (fceHP)

412 365 ok are men usually pretty damned proud of their bodies? or is that bravado?
Posted by: willow at November 09, 2017 05:03 PM (Zmz55)



If they're in shape, they're proud of their strength. The classic pose? To flex the biceps.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2017 05:09 PM (gLfJd)

413 We buy whole chickens at Costco and cook them and freeze the meat. I may try warming some chicken in some water. Teaspoon at a time.

She's sitting in the kitchen begging.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 05:07 PM (Ri/rl)

I have a Ronco Rotisserie and buy the Costco 2 whole Chickens and man they come out great. I lost 75 lbs using the Ronco.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 09, 2017 05:09 PM (dKiJG)

414
My hash is Cucks.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 09, 2017 05:10 PM (yXCUX)

415 lewis black?

Posted by: willow at November 09, 2017 05:10 PM (Zmz55)

416 Ok, about the cat question.


First of all, if your cat is not eating some types of food, it is for a reason. The food could be contaminated, etc. Or just plain sick of it.

If your cat wants to eat chicken, give her the god damn chicken.

She's losing weight but wants to eat chicken? Again, give her the god damn chicken. She's hungry.

Why starve your cat or make her wait till you want to give her food?

I left bowls of dry food out all day and night for my cats and opened canned food whenever they wanted. They didn't get fat and there was always food available for them.



Posted by: Cat Lady at November 09, 2017 05:10 PM (Nge6s)

417 Jack Daniels made me put it in my mouth last night.
Posted by: Under Fire
.........
Did he make you swallow?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2017 05:10 PM (so+oy)

418 Oh they are lying. If Denzel Washington or Channing Tatum whipped it out, they would have a 98% acceptance rate.
Posted by: wooga at November 09, 2017 04:56 PM (FASvy)



What an idiotic statement. Easily one of the stupidest I've ever read.

Posted by: professor chaos is glum gumdrop gorilla at November 09, 2017 05:05 PM (hLB6Q)


I'm betting when the beatles played here in 1964, or whenever the hell it was they could have banged 80% of the chicks in the room.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2017 05:10 PM (aMlLZ)

419 I wonder if this has anything to do with Zuckerberg leaving.

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/11/ trump-strikes-back-att-time-warner-deal-uncertain- doj-demands-cnn-sale-news-giant-expresses- interest-takeover/

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 09, 2017 05:10 PM (tbOMB)

420 I recall stories of Kevin Costner being accused of whipping it out at a real massage place in Wyoming. Not a rub and tug. So apparently being good looking and famous is not much help for the random penis appearance approach.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 09, 2017 05:10 PM (qE08n)

421 >>I have a Ronco Rotisserie and buy the Costco 2 whole Chickens and man they come out great. I lost 75 lbs using the Ronco.

Set it and forget it?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2017 05:10 PM (mcI77)

422 412
365 ok are men usually pretty damned proud of their bodies? or is that bravado?

Posted by: willow at November 09, 2017 05:03 PM (Zmz55)


They mostly only see that one angry inch.

Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2017 05:11 PM (14URa)

423 Jay yes, that's what i see a lot. so but only when they are feeling up on their game i suppose?

Posted by: willow at November 09, 2017 05:11 PM (Zmz55)

424 Well, off to dance lessons.

Hey, no snickering. Keeps me out of trouble.

Ok, no it doesn't.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 09, 2017 05:11 PM (tr2D7)

425
I've always been suspicious of dudes that admire their own bodies. You know, like to flex their muscles and pose in the front of the mirror.

Now, with the ghey, that's one thing, but for straight dudes that do that, well, there's something wrong there. Narcissistic, self-centered. Wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am types. God's gift types. These babes should drop to their knees and service me, 'cause I'm such a stud, and that should be its own reward.

That has been my impression of those types.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 05:11 PM (8O3HH)

426 65 ok are men usually pretty damned proud of their bodies? or is that bravado?
Posted by: willow at November 09, 2017 05:03 PM (Zmz55)

Most Men are usually proud of their penis.
Many are deluded.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 09, 2017 05:11 PM (7uYFy)

427 My hash is Cucks.

Xtreme Cux.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 05:11 PM (QQ+il)

428 >>>2. a lot of effort was made into recreating the 1970s

I like a lot of the music. Zeppelin's "IN the Light" was a great song for the closing.

it's hard to get into because the main character is so... off-putting. I only watched the first couple of episodes because I was wondering when "Holden Ford" would meet John Douglas. I knew Douglas had a partner for the interviews; I just figured Holden Ford must be that partner.

If I hadn't been watching for that reason, I'd've stopped watching.

It does get good in parts, though. The psychos are pretty good actors.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 05:11 PM (8rNrN)

429 ha peaches.

Posted by: willow at November 09, 2017 05:11 PM (Zmz55)

430 Of one thing I am certain. If the Dems and GOPe get rid of Trump, it's not like the whoever elected Trump is going to be jazzed up about voting for Jeb! or Katshit in 2020.
Trump has already succeeded in changing the paradigm.
There will be no going back "to the way it used to be."
I have a feeling the Democrats understand this--but the stupid GOP doesn't.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 09, 2017 05:05 PM (7uYFy)
----------------------

The GOPe wants one thing out of life - to be loved like democrats. To be worshipped by the press. To go to all the right parties. The GOPe hates and despises its base, all they want - and all they really need to be out of power hangers-on - is for the CoC and the other northeast style republicans to vote for them. They don't care if they are in the minority, in fact I think they dig it. It's less work for them and they don't have to take votes that makes them stand out as icky conservatives.

Posted by: Boots at November 09, 2017 05:11 PM (EBwPV)

431 As to the Senate Tax Plan, who the hell cares; McStain will vote NO no matter what's in it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 05:11 PM (mbhDw)

432 masturbators should demand equal rights under the law like homosexuals. Why should the sexual proclivity or desire of homosexuality be held as being more equal than other sexual proclivities and sexual desires?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 09, 2017 05:11 PM (Z4z/q)

433 410 Do you watch Criminal Minds, Ace? It's a series on CBS, I think.

My wife watches that.. I have sat and watched a very few episodes and while it seems fairly well done dramatically, some of the shit they pull out of thin air is fairly unbelievable.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

yeah last night they had a show about a crazy prepper ergo all preppers are crazy, oh and some woman bought an abandoned fallout shelter from the government on ebay or something. only thing missing was aliens

worst show ever.

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 09, 2017 05:12 PM (FZYNt)

434 the best thing to do is to ride off, laugh or hang up without engaging.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2017 05:12 PM (MF4DY)

435
If she still wants food, it could be one of two things:

1. Instinct.
2. She's not nauseous and she's hungry.

But what's making her vomit? Hmm.
Gotta be a bug.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 09, 2017 05:12 PM (yXCUX)

436
I'm pretty hot actually.



Guess I should turn the heater down.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2017 05:12 PM (r+sAi)

437 NCIS has fired up the typical Psychopathic serial killer type story for their season long story. Complete with the whole "Killer was in jail for murder he committed but is released on retrial and does gloating to the cops after release" cliche.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 09, 2017 05:12 PM (z/Ubi)

438 I'm happy to know I pay so little attention to Hollywood - and the Entertainment Industry, in general - that I have no idea who Louis C.K. is.

In fact, I don't know of half of these degenerates making the news recently.

And I'm early 50s, and pay attention to most things.
Except Hollywood and television. They hate me. I hate them.

Next.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 09, 2017 05:12 PM (jWe5r)

439 had never heard of ed kemper, now wish I still hadn't

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 09, 2017 05:13 PM (+fzKa)

440 i never got the sense that John Douglas was on the specturm and am a little annoyed that this is yet another Sherlock Holmes analogue who has immense insights but at the cost of being stunted socially/emotionally.

We're seeing a lot of that lately. A LOT.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 05:13 PM (8rNrN)

441 428 Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 05:11 PM (8rNrN)


Now I have to watch this. Zeppelin are or were notorious for never allowing any of their tunes to be used in films, TV or adverts.

Great song and album. Hell, they are my favorite of all time far and away. (over the hills and...)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 05:13 PM (mbhDw)

442
Set it and forget it?
Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2017 05:10 PM (mcI77)

Seriously I can't praise it enough.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 09, 2017 05:13 PM (dKiJG)

443 The psychos are pretty good actors.

That's their gift.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 05:13 PM (QQ+il)

444 ok are men usually pretty damned proud of their bodies? or is that bravado?
Posted by: willow at November 09, 2017 05:03 PM (Zmz55)


why wouldn't they be proud? if they are in shape, like someone upstream said

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2017 05:13 PM (fceHP)

445 move on, boys. find a new trope.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 05:13 PM (8rNrN)

446 Louis C.K., you had me at "hello".

Posted by: David Letterman, Dumpster behind gas station on 23rd and 8th. at November 09, 2017 05:13 PM (ATVNj)

447 By the way the Edmund Kemper in the show is eerily like the real one. The real one had wire frame glasses not the heavy nerd ones in Mindhunter, but otherwise... could be his clone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 05:13 PM (39g3+)

448 I've always been suspicious of dudes that admire their own bodies. You know, like to flex their muscles and pose in the front of the mirror.

Now, with the ghey, that's one thing, but for straight dudes that do that, well, there's something wrong there. Narcissistic, self-centered. Wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am types. God's gift types. These babes should drop to their knees and service me, 'cause I'm such a stud, and that should be its own reward.

That has been my impression of those types.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 05:11 PM (8O3HH)

Women SAY this. But they are attracted to the very type of guy who act just like this. They may be turned off by it, but by then they are usually in a position to know that the guy spends more time in the bathroom grooming than they do....if you know what I mean....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 09, 2017 05:14 PM (7uYFy)

449 Cats sure love to keep you on your toes. One of the best ways they do this is by vomiting. Cats not only get sick fairly often just because, they like to run to the carpet when they start hacking. This works for them because you'll hear that sound and immediately launch your ass out of whatever chair you're sitting in to try and reach them before they hit the carpet.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2017 05:14 PM (4ErVI)

450 Andrew Wilkow was talking about this biz with the GOPe today, and observed that the Bush family is now sucking up to the same members of the press and members of the Dem party that excorciated the Bushes back in the day. Called him BushHitler, made fun of him for being ChimpyMcBush, etc.

I really think the GOPe is hoping to lose enough seats in the midterms next year so that they can not only impeach Trump in the House, but remove him from office in the Senate.

Then they can take "their" party back.

Posted by: Boots at November 09, 2017 05:14 PM (EBwPV)

451 even tho the show annoys me it's still worth watching, I think.

it's good. just wish it was better.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 05:14 PM (8rNrN)

452 Ha ha ha aha ha ha ha ha ha.

Karma is a bitch, Louie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 05:14 PM (xJa6I)

453 435
If she still wants food, it could be one of two things:

1. Instinct.
2. She's not nauseous and she's hungry.

But what's making her vomit? Hmm.
Gotta be a bug.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 09, 2017 05:12 PM (yXCUX)


If the cat's not listless and limp that is a positive sign. My baby swallowed ribbon almost 10 years ago and almost died. Luckily it passed through her system without strangling her guts. That was a scare.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 05:15 PM (mbhDw)

454
Third level chakra, amiright ladies or amiright?

Posted by: Al Gore at November 09, 2017 05:15 PM (r+sAi)

455
yet another Sherlock Holmes analogue who has immense insights but at the cost of being stunted socially/emotionally.

Data from Star Trek.

Also, Data was a walking talking computer, but then he'd ask the stupidest questions.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 09, 2017 05:15 PM (yXCUX)

456 >>> Do you watch Criminal Minds, Ace? It's a series on CBS, I think.

My wife watches that.. I have sat and watched a very few episodes and while it seems fairly well done dramatically, some of the shit they pull out of thin air is fairly unbelievable.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

nah. more movies and books for me. And CSI. They did some (just a bit) of criminal profiling. mostly forensic stuff, obviously.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 05:16 PM (8rNrN)

457 immediately launch your ass out of whatever chair you're sitting in to try and reach them before they hit the carpet.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2017 05:14 PM (4ErVI)
I save the stiffest forms of junk mail for exactly that purpose, Dack. Just cram that thing under the barfing boy and easy clean-up. Does not, of course, work when it wakes me from a sound sleep. They do have an unerring instinct for one's favorite antique rug, however.

Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2017 05:16 PM (14URa)

458 Sherlock Holmes was a bit eccentric obviously.They had the one story where he was unaware of some common knowledge things because he simply didn't care.His entire mental energy was focused on crime and the detection of crime and evidence.He had no time or mental energy for anything else.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2017 05:16 PM (LiyEm)

459 He took it out

Posted by: E Benes at November 09, 2017 05:16 PM (2cfUo)

460 I'm happy to know I pay so little attention to Hollywood - and the Entertainment Industry, in general - that I have no idea who Louis C.K. is.

In fact, I don't know of half of these degenerates making the news recently.

And I'm early 50s, and pay attention to most things.
Except Hollywood and television. They hate me. I hate them.

Next.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 09, 2017 05:12 PM (jWe5r)


I've always despised Louis C.K. I never liked his schtick, and found him creepy as all hell. But whenever I said that, I got lambasted for it. Because he was of the "in" crowd.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2017 05:16 PM (fceHP)

461
Ace, you gave up on Survivor?

I can't believe it's still on!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 09, 2017 05:17 PM (yXCUX)

462
Now I have to watch this. Zeppelin are or were notorious for never allowing any of their tunes to be used in films, TV or adverts.


GM used Zeps Rock and Roll to sell Cadillacs

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 09, 2017 05:17 PM (lKyWE)

463 What is 'Morning Wood' Wesley?

Posted by: Data at November 09, 2017 05:17 PM (lELxn)

464 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 09, 2017 05:15 PM (yXCUX)

I felt like this depended on the quality of the given episode. He asked inane questions on episodes where they wanted to hammer home some insipid point.

Also, totally apropos of nothing but

How long should a man's pubes be, and does ass hair serve a purpose?

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at November 09, 2017 05:17 PM (wwd4n)

465 Ace, you gave up on Survivor?

I can't believe it's still on!



My wife watches every episode. And Big Brother too.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 09, 2017 05:17 PM (QQ+il)

466 Drudge is saying 14 GOPers have already resigned.

Goodlatte did it today.

They're doing it to undermine Trump. Probably taking orders from their real bosses. Pay attention later to where they get that fat job and you'll know who's been giving them the orders.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2017 05:17 PM (4ErVI)

467 223 I think "Manhunter" is a superb - and disturbing - movie. Much, much better than "Silence of the Lambs."

Plus: Shriekback.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 09, 2017 05:17 PM (v3pYe)

468 Louis C.K. had an episode of Louie where he goes to Alabama and it's weird.

Burn it down.

Posted by: goodluckduck at November 09, 2017 05:18 PM (yqvys)

469 How long should a man's pubes be, and does ass hair serve a purpose?
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin

depends if you want corn rows on on your corn hole

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 09, 2017 05:18 PM (FZYNt)

470
How long should a man's pubes be, and does ass hair serve a purpose?

Yeah....

and what does I Have A Bone To Pick With You mean, anyway??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 09, 2017 05:18 PM (yXCUX)

471 God's gift types. These babes should drop to their knees and service me, 'cause I'm such a stud, and that should be its own reward.

That has been my impression of those types.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 05:11 PM (8O3HH)

That said, it's no secret that desirable Alpha Males can and DO get away with a LOT of shit that a regular doofus would be kicked in the balls , fired and sued for doing....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 09, 2017 05:08 PM (7uYFy)


See? That's what I've been tryin to tell you guys.
Also, whipping it out doesn't work as often as you'd think.
Women like to think that they are the ones getting something they want.

Posted by: Damn Good Looking Chad, maybe a little dumb at November 09, 2017 05:18 PM (z79tQ)

472 I'm a work of art, and you're not.

Posted by: The Man on the Ottoman at November 09, 2017 05:18 PM (ctuyM)

473 I started to binge Criminal Minds but a couple things happened. After a season I felt really filthy and uncomfortable, like I was covered with rotted meat. Just unnerving and nasty.

And after two seasons I realized that the writing was suffering and becoming a bit too social justicey. For one thing, there are almost never any non-white male serial killers which is patently bullcrap. They're mostly but not exclusively or even extremely high percentage white guys.

The one non-white male was a female and she was treated with extreme sympathy.

So I kinda gave up on it, even though Joe Mantegna is one of my favorite actors and he just started up when I stopped watching.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 05:18 PM (39g3+)

474 In Mindhunters there was a low blow to critical theory when Anna Torv said she did her dissertation on intersectionality and John Lennon. She hated her Marxist friends/social circle.

David Fincher punches in all directions in everything he does.

Posted by: a masculine trans-gender lesbian at November 09, 2017 05:18 PM (g4lFK)

475 Though I know who Louis CK is I have never watched any of his comedy.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2017 05:19 PM (LiyEm)

476
I guess it's derived from "bone of contention."

But what the hell does that even mean?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 09, 2017 05:19 PM (yXCUX)

477 If the cat's not listless and limp that is a positive sign. My baby swallowed ribbon almost 10 years ago and almost died. Luckily it passed through her system without strangling her guts. That was a scare.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 05:15 PM (mbhDw)

I don't have anything they might eat sitting out. I keep their toys with feathers in the closet. No ribbons on gifts, they will eat them and then throw up.

I think she has cancer.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2017 05:19 PM (Ri/rl)

478 Hey, ladies. If a man is masturbating in front of you, he isn't touching you or assaulting you.

You should be praising him for relieving his sexual tension without invading your personal space.

That's very feminist of him.

Posted by: Insensitive Tex Antoine, Former Weatherman from WABC New York at November 09, 2017 05:19 PM (ATVNj)

479 I'm betting when the beatles played here in 1964, or whenever the hell it was they could have banged 80% of the chicks in the room.
Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2017 05:10 PM (aMlLZ)



Boy, talk about missing the whole point of this discussion. Even the Beatles would not have been successful with the move we are discussing. So no.

Posted by: professor chaos is glum gumdrop gorilla at November 09, 2017 05:19 PM (hLB6Q)

480 I save the stiffest forms of junk mail for exactly that purpose, Dack. Just cram that thing under the barfing boy and easy clean-up. Does not, of course, work when it wakes me from a sound sleep. They do have an unerring instinct for one's favorite antique rug, however.

Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2017 05:16 PM (14URa)

Good idea, but my guy was really a slippery little shit. That technique would've worked about twice and then he would've went behind the couch or under the bed to puke.

Yeah he was that sneaky. And yep I miss him.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2017 05:19 PM (4ErVI)

481 469
How long should a man's pubes be, and does ass hair serve a purpose?

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin

I know this is not the answer you are looking for but if anyone actually cares, you have found your true love.

Posted by: Peaches at November 09, 2017 05:19 PM (14URa)

482 440 i never got the sense that John Douglas was on the specturm and am a little annoyed that this is yet another Sherlock Holmes analogue who has immense insights but at the cost of being stunted socially/emotionally.

We're seeing a lot of that lately. A LOT.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2017 05:13 PM (8rNrN)



You know at least Castle wasn't like that. I mean that was again a Sherlock Holmes analogue, but at least he wasn't socially inept. A bit of a horndog and a man-child. But he was also a decent and protective father. And it was his ex-wife mother of his daughter that was the complete flake.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 09, 2017 05:19 PM (z/Ubi)

483 Drudge is saying 14 GOPers have already resigned.

Goodlatte did it today.

They're doing it to undermine Trump. Probably taking orders from their real bosses. Pay attention later to where they get that fat job and you'll know who's been giving them the orders.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2017 05:17 PM (4ErVI)



...

it's kind of what we wanted, no?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2017 05:19 PM (fceHP)

484

NOOD:

MCRIB!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2017 05:19 PM (mbhDw)

485 Still one hot babe left on Survivor: Desi. Yow.

Posted by: wth at November 09, 2017 05:20 PM (HgMAr)

486 433 410 Do you watch Criminal Minds, Ace?

...

worst show ever.

Scorpion.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 09, 2017 05:20 PM (v3pYe)

487 My cat only seems to vomit when he eats too fast.Unlike a dog,he does not clean it up...

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2017 05:20 PM (LiyEm)

488
Goodlatte is a huge cocksuckah. Terrible rotten swamp creature.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 09, 2017 05:20 PM (yXCUX)

489 Now I have to watch this. Zeppelin are or were notorious for never allowing any of their tunes to be used in films, TV or adverts.

And it was from their most underrated album, Presence. The music worked well for the scene but the scene was very... strange. It felt all wrong, and not in a "that was eerie" way, but rather "what the hell kind of writing is that?" Way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2017 05:20 PM (39g3+)

490 438
I'm happy to know I pay so little attention to Hollywood - and the Entertainment Industry, in general - that I have no idea who Louis C.K. is.

In fact, I don't know of half of these degenerates making the news recently.

And I'm early 50s, and pay attention to most things.
Except Hollywood and television. They hate me. I hate them.

Next.


Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 09, 2017 05:12 PM (jWe5r)



I hear you. Louis CK is best known for giving birth to the bag of dicks meme.

Posted by: Rand Paul at November 09, 2017 05:20 PM (tbOMB)

491 "Zeppelin are or were notorious for never allowing any of their tunes to be used in films, TV or adverts."

Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Mike Damone said play side one of Zep 4.
The song they cut to was Kashmir.

Won a bet with a stupid friend on that one. Insisted that was Zep 4 ... right up until I played the track off PG.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 09, 2017 05:20 PM (jWe5r)

492 464 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 09, 2017 05:15 PM (yXCUX)

I felt like this depended on the quality of the given episode. He asked inane questions on episodes where they wanted to hammer home some insipid point.

Also, totally apropos of nothing but

How long should a man's pubes be, and does ass hair serve a purpose?
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at November 09, 2017 05:17 PM (wwd4n)

Hardwood. Go hardwood. Though be ready for answers about why you shave your ass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2017 05:21 PM (xJa6I)

493 Drudge is saying 14 GOPers have already resigned.

Goodlatte did it today.

They're doing it to undermine Trump. Probably taking orders from their real bosses. Pay attention later to where they get that fat job and you'll know who's been giving them the orders.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2017 05:21 PM (vVRlw)

494 >> But they are attracted to the very type of guy who
>> act just like this.

Women are attracted to alpha behavior. It's just that in modern society, it's usually only the bad boys, jerks, and narcissists who display the alpha behavior openly.

I remember reading stuff on this from a evolutionary psychology perspective.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 05:21 PM (8O3HH)

495 Louis C.K. wrote the screenplay for Pootie Tang, as well as directing it. I've no idea what that means.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2017 05:21 PM (/qEW2)

496 458 Sherlock Holmes was a bit eccentric obviously.They had the one story where he was unaware of some common knowledge things because he simply didn't care.His entire mental energy was focused on crime and the detection of crime and evidence.He had no time or mental energy for anything else.
Posted by: steevy at Nove

Yes it was when Dr Watson told him the earth revolves around the sun.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 09, 2017 05:22 PM (dKiJG)

497 Sherlock Holmes was a bit eccentric obviously.They had the one story where he was unaware of some common knowledge things because he simply didn't care.His entire mental energy was focused on crime and the detection of crime and evidence.He had no time or mental energy for anything else.
Posted by: steevy
...............
Here's quote about that from a Study in Scarlet

“I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. A fool takes in all the lumber of every sort that he comes across, so that the knowledge which might be useful to him gets crowded out, or at best is jumbled up with a lot of other things, so that he has a difficulty in laying his hands upon it. Now the skillful workman is very careful indeed as to what he takes into his brain-attic. He will have nothing but the tools which may help him in doing his work, but of these he has a large assortment, and all in the most perfect order. It is a mistake to think that that little room has elastic walls and can distend to any extent. Depend upon it there comes a time when for every addition of knowledge you forget something that you knew before. It is of the highest importance, therefore, not to have useless facts elbowing out the useful ones.”

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2017 05:23 PM (so+oy)

498 466 Drudge is saying 14 GOPers have already resigned.
___________________________________

Swamp.

Draining.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2017 05:23 PM (ATVNj)

499 So I know its a topic from a lower thread - but I read the Judge Moore stuff and . . . well I am calling absolute b*llsh*t on it. Thsi wil fall apart as soon as anyone starts to actually look into the background of these three "women" *cough* *spit* democrat/GOPe operatives. What absolute hogwash.

And I also can't stand the " that doesn't sound like a denial" baloney either, the guy absolutely denied it by saying , and I quote, that is was "completely falseand a desperate political attack." and also stated:


"This garbage is the very definition of fake news and intentional defamation."
The campaign then also issued a full statement regarding how it was an orchestrated false attack - Frankly anyone who reads all this and says "hmm that doesn't sound like a denial" is ether a dickhead or a Democrat ( BIRM) and McTurtle saying "if true he should resign"? BeJayzus I am pissed. F*ck you Turtle. F*ck. You. When will these f*ckers learn to just say - "I have not heard about all the facts of this, nor do I have any personal knowledge of any such behavior by Moore, so I have no comment until I fully briefed and I would caution everyone else to do likewise.

The guy has a double digit lead. This is a hit job by the liberal, DNC/GOPe propaganda arm known as the MSM

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2017 05:24 PM (Fb9aZ)

500 Women are attracted to alpha behavior. It's just that in modern society, it's usually only the bad boys, jerks, and narcissists who display the alpha behavior openly.
=========
Usually its a bad idea to believe what women say when they describe what they find attractive and not attractive about men. they aren't lying, they are just blinded by their own drivers and social need to publicly conform to the published norms of their identity circle.

Guys on death row get fan mail from women.

Posted by: moron at November 09, 2017 05:26 PM (tWarF)

501 494 >> But they are attracted to the very type of guy who
>> act just like this.

Women are attracted to alpha behavior. It's just that in modern society, it's usually only the bad boys, jerks, and narcissists who display the alpha behavior openly.

I remember reading stuff on this from a evolutionary psychology perspective.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 09, 2017 05:21 PM (8O3HH)

Chad can get away with things the rest of us would get arrested for.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2017 05:27 PM (NWiLs)

502 They do have an unerring instinct for one's favorite antique rug, however.

Posted by: Peaches


It does really tie the room together...

/pukes on rug

Posted by: Peaches' kitteh at November 09, 2017 05:29 PM (AM1GF)

503 Usually its a bad idea to believe what women say when they describe what they find attractive and not attractive about men. they aren't lying, they are just blinded by their own drivers and social need to publicly conform to the published norms of their identity circle.

Guys on death row get fan mail from women.

Posted by: moron at November 09, 2017 05:26 PM (tWarF)

I was given a piece of advice about women--sadly, rather too late to make any use of it--and it's basically this: "Don't listen to what women SAY. Watch what they DO."

Posted by: JoeF. at November 09, 2017 05:32 PM (7uYFy)

504 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2017 05:33 PM (vVRlw)

505 It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes
I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my penis out
It's getting hot in here, so hot, so take off all your clothes
I am, getting so hot, I wanna take my penis out

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2017 05:40 PM (bmkS9)

506 In previous line of work had several encounters with psychopaths of the Narcissistic Personality Disorder variety. These people are toxic to the people & organizations around them but are experts at making themselves untouchable

Posted by: T Bone, Mr. T Bone at November 09, 2017 05:51 PM (e27tt)

507 Are Hillary supporters all made up of sexual harassers? She seems to attract them.

Posted by: Bingo at November 09, 2017 06:02 PM (Cgudb)

508 Whip it good.

Posted by: Devo at November 09, 2017 06:07 PM (BRpqW)

509 I watched Big Fat Sweaty Jerkoff open for the Meat Puppets at the Cow Palace back in 82'.

Posted by: Croms Dirty Underpants at November 09, 2017 06:10 PM (BRpqW)

510 44
What kind of a name is C.K.?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2017 04:21 PM (IqV8l)
My recollection is his last name is pronounced SEEKAY (not the correct spelling).

Posted by: elliot at November 09, 2017 06:47 PM (egWri)

511 Legendary Broadway producer Jed Harris, renowned as a vicious man, also liked to hold meetings in a "state of Nature" -- he had a meeting in his office with famous comedy playwrights George S. Kaufman and Moss Hart once, and the two writers noticed that Harris was naked behind his desk. They ignored this studiously, even when he got up and walked around, clearly angling for a reaction. Finally the meeting was done; Kaufman and Hart exited the room, but at the doorway, Kaufman turned back and said,

"By the way, Jed, your fly's unzipped."

Posted by: Beverly at November 09, 2017 07:47 PM (OXqhg)

512 405 - Dack: Yes, I know how serious upper respiratory are in little cats and I appreciate your concern. I paid a small bloody fortune when her predecessor nearly died of one. But the reason I'm not panicking is because the little wretch has allergies and sounds stuffed up 24/7. She is also eating about as well as usual. I'm stuffing her with chicken to bulk her up a little because she's fourteen and getting a little scrawny. Being blind and then stuck with the two cats I brought home when I closed my bookstore has made her really cranky.

Posted by: Deplorable Lady with a Deplorable Basket of Deplorable Cats at November 09, 2017 08:17 PM (vYBY4)

513 Holden Ford. Like the Australian car manufacturers?

Posted by: stv at November 09, 2017 08:25 PM (RFCjJ)

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