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LAPD Is Investigating Corey Feldman's Charges of a Hollywood Pedophile Ring
And also, AR-15s with the Hollywood Pedophile Ring modification. It's only the Nazis in the NRA that have kept the Hollywood Pedophile Ring Modification open lo these many years.
'Corey Feldman filed a report with the Los Angeles Police Department. There is no further information at this time, and his report is being investigated,' a spokesperson told DaillyMail.com on Tuesday.Burn, Hollywood, Burn.
Feldman revealed he had filed a report on Monday. 'IMPORTANT CAMPAIGN UPD8: I JUST COMPLETED A FORMAL SIT DOWN INTERVIEW W @LAPDHQ SPECIAL DIVISION, & GAVE THEM ALL THE INFO I KNOW! THIS WAS OFFICIALLY THE 1ST FORMAL REPORT EVER TAKEN ON ANY OF MY CASES, AS SBPD NEVER FOLLOWED UP BACK IN 1993, & HAS NO RECORD OF MY COMPLAINTS,' wrote an animated Feldman on Twitter. He then added: 'THE LAPD WILL BEGIN AN OFFICIAL INVESTIGATION NOW! THINGS R HEATING UP, IM PRAYING 4 SAFETY!'
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ALH at November 08, 2017 07:24 PM (v/pT6)
Posted by: ALH at November 08, 2017 07:25 PM (v/pT6)
We were just getting rolling, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 08, 2017 07:26 PM (JwlHR)
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2017 07:26 PM (2mC6G)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 08, 2017 07:27 PM (JwlHR)
Posted by: subbing for Harv at November 08, 2017 07:27 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Jake Fapper's Favorite Pizza at November 08, 2017 07:27 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2017 07:27 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2017 07:28 PM (FASvy)
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 08, 2017 07:28 PM (2sCft)
btw, I have a bone to pick with someone here!
Whoever said, a few months ago, that 10 Cloverfield Lane was a great movie...I have a bone to pick with you.
It stunk.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 08, 2017 07:28 PM (JwlHR)
they should .. just f
Posted by: willow at November 08, 2017 07:28 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 08, 2017 07:28 PM (hMwEB)
Good. Let it all burn.
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 08, 2017 07:28 PM (fA1SL)
No more movie recommendations from you people.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 08, 2017 07:28 PM (JwlHR)
I'm guessing the dick in the ass part was the worst.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2017 07:29 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 08, 2017 07:29 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 08, 2017 07:29 PM (2sCft)
It's funny he thinks the LAPD is going to do anything about it.They've been covering for Hollywood for 60 years.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 08, 2017 07:29 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at November 08, 2017 07:29 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Det. Jack Vincennes, LAPD at November 08, 2017 07:29 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 08, 2017 07:30 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 08, 2017 07:28 PM (hMwEB)
I can only speak for myself, but no, I don't. Of course, I don't have much faith in law enforcement to begin with but considering the politics of all this I don't have high expectations.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2017 07:30 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at November 08, 2017 07:30 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 08, 2017 07:30 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Frank at November 08, 2017 07:30 PM (Gdln0)
Posted by: willow at November 08, 2017 07:30 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 08, 2017 07:31 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: T at November 08, 2017 07:31 PM (wVubU)
Posted by: dIb at November 08, 2017 07:31 PM (VJOLZ)
Oh I know perfectly well who did Rock The Casbah. The Clash.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 08, 2017 07:31 PM (JwlHR)
Posted by: Zombie Jack Webb at November 08, 2017 07:31 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2017 07:31 PM (Sfs6o)
Daily Mail sez Charlie is "categorically denying" the allegations of buggery.
Also Uncle Harvey has assembled his legal team. The first thing they said was they "do not believe" an indictment is imminent. So maybe it is.
Also, another woman talking about magician David Blaine pulling out Little David, whacking, and begging her to suck it. "C'mon, just for a second."
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:31 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 08, 2017 07:32 PM (JwlHR)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at November 08, 2017 07:32 PM (JyFLk)
Oh I know perfectly well who did Rock The Casbah. The Clash.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 08, 2017 07:31 PM (JwlHR)
Didn't they do Hollywood's Burning?
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 08, 2017 07:32 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: willow at November 08, 2017 07:30 PM (Zmz55)
Yeah, this is the tough part. All these ladies and kids going to Hollywood with stars in their eyes- only to get used and abused. The parents are just as culpable. I do not care how cute and marketable your child is- keep them the fuck away from that poisonous, noxious swamp that is Hollywood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 07:32 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Charlie Scheen at November 08, 2017 07:32 PM (Kwhm/)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 08, 2017 07:32 PM (tbOMB)
May I recommend "The Room"
Honestly yours,
Posted by: dIb at November 08, 2017 07:31 PM (VJOLZ)
Ohai, soothsayer!
Posted by: Tommy Wiseau at November 08, 2017 07:32 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: pep at November 08, 2017 07:32 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: T at November 08, 2017 07:33 PM (wVubU)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 08, 2017 07:33 PM (z/Ubi)
Aficus Curiae.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:33 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: willow at November 08, 2017 07:30 PM (Zmz55)
This is sadly true. I used to think all those messed up child stars were just fucked up because of early fame, exposure to drugs and lots of money. But the rampant pedophilia makes their tortured existences even more understandable. Horrid...
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 08, 2017 07:33 PM (2sCft)
If you DNA tested your dog and he came back .2% cat...
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 08, 2017 07:33 PM (JwlHR)
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2017 07:33 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2017 07:33 PM (QC/4S)
I'm guessing the dick in the ass part was the worst.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2017 07:29 PM (/tuJf)
++++
The way it was reported, after the sodomy, Sheen was cold towards Corey H. and not interested in a repeat performance. Like, at least at the time, Corey was most disappointed in being used and then ignored.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2017 07:34 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:31 PM (8O3HH)
If you are at the point where this seems like a good idea and seems perfectly reasonable, maybe question your life choices.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 07:34 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: willow at November 08, 2017 07:34 PM (Zmz55)
Posted by: huerfano at November 08, 2017 07:34 PM (Dp2K8)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 08, 2017 07:34 PM (JwlHR)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2017 07:34 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 08, 2017 07:31 PM (nBr1j)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Knights Who Say Ni at November 08, 2017 07:34 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 08, 2017 07:34 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 08, 2017 07:28 PM
"Human Centipede" is a fun family romp. Like "A Bug's Life".
Posted by: otho at November 08, 2017 07:35 PM (qGuLD)
>> in a repeat performance.
Bugger 'em and dump 'em.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:35 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: George at November 08, 2017 07:35 PM (sWhIM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2017 07:35 PM (8doV8)
>> in a repeat performance.
Of course not.
That would be gay.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2017 07:35 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:31 PM (8O3HH)
Why didn't he just disappear?
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2017 07:35 PM (ANIFC)
'Gozu,' for your yakuza thriller
Hellraiser series - the original 'Jumanji'
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 08, 2017 07:36 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2017 07:37 PM (6FqZa)
I am not surprised.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2017 07:37 PM (wfDW1)
'Gozu,' for your yakuza thriller
Hellraiser series - the original 'Jumanji'
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 08, 2017 07:36 PM (fA1SL)
Good clean family fun!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:37 PM (NWiLs)
Charlie Sheen's butthole is burning already.
Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2017 07:28 PM (FASvy)
Yeah, these AIDS drugs burn like shit.
Posted by: Magic Johnson at November 08, 2017 07:37 PM (sWhIM)
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2017 07:37 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2017 07:37 PM (9laXR)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 08, 2017 07:38 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: George at November 08, 2017 07:38 PM (sWhIM)
He was 13 and just got assaulted by a 19 year old burgeoning Hollywood superstar and son of Hollywood royalty. I'm sure he was confused, scared and abandoned. He was just a kid, when you are 13 a 19 year old guy is a hero.
And Sheen just used him and tossed him away. It all started with the assault though.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2017 07:38 PM (/tuJf)
David Blaine
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2017 07:38 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2017 07:39 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at November 08, 2017 07:39 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 07:39 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2017 07:37 PM (9laXR)
I wouldn't be at all surprised if there are Hollyweirdos who pass kids around.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:39 PM (NWiLs)
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That is not a joke. That's actually true. I was reading about porn stars talking about what sick fucks some of the Hollywood A-list stars and executives are.
When you're too pervy for porn stars, well......
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:39 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:31 PM (8O3HH)
I don't think that is good pick up line. But that is just my opinion...
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2017 07:40 PM (QC/4S)
David Blaine
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2017 07:38 PM (LiyEm)
Open your mouth and close your eyes
And you will get a big surprise!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: David Blaine at November 08, 2017 07:40 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 08, 2017 07:40 PM (Wtll+)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at November 08, 2017 07:40 PM (3BFzK)
David Blaine
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2017 07:40 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 08, 2017 07:40 PM (fA1SL)
-----------------------
That is not a joke. That's actually true. I was reading about porn stars talking about what sick fucks some of the Hollywood A-list stars and executives are.
When you're too pervy for porn stars, well......
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:39 PM (8O3HH)
As weird as it seems, I can see them having very strict boundaries when off-camera.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:41 PM (NWiLs)
---
No, there is not.
Everyone knows that all high up DC politicians spend most of their time out of the office in restaurants serving pizza and hot dogs. And incessantly email each other about pizza and hot dogs.
Except for those creepy pervs like Trump who eat "steak" in "5 star restaurants." He is a such freak.
Posted by: John Podesta at November 08, 2017 07:41 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at November 08, 2017 07:41 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 08, 2017 07:41 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: David Blaine at November 08, 2017 07:42 PM (NWiLs)
The best pick-up line so far comes from director James "Jimmy Jizzy-pants" Toback. He told this young starlet, "If you stare in my eyes and pinch my nipples, I will come in pants right now!"
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:42 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2017 07:27 PM (pvjTE)
Martin Sheen commented on this, saying that he was so proud of his soon-to-be dead, gay son. The proudest part was that Charlie could pull himself away from a 13 year old (who looked like he was
.
Then Martin Sheen went on to speculate that it was 13 year old Corey Haim who originally infected Charlie with HIV. "You know how those 13 year olds are."
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2017 07:42 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: FAFSA at November 08, 2017 07:42 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: adolf h., screaming at November 08, 2017 07:42 PM (mJ8mX)
The biggest cock-up in the history of casting was putting Tom Hanks in Dragnet. What a fucking shit show.
Posted by: Charlie Scheen at November 08, 2017 07:42 PM (Kwhm/)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:31 PM (8O3HH)
What is it with guys who are content to just whack it in front of a chick??? I don't get it.
Posted by: Country Boy at November 08, 2017 07:42 PM (+yE9J)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2017 07:42 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2017 07:43 PM (4ZKcy)
One of these scumbags will get the shock of his life when he tries to sodomize a miner.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 08, 2017 07:41 PM (nBr1j)
They are going to LOVE prison.
Posted by: George at November 08, 2017 07:43 PM (sWhIM)
Jizzy-pants" Toback. He told this young starlet, "If you stare in my
eyes and pinch my nipples, I will come in pants right now!"
---
I don't think he quite gets the grasp of the intent of a pick up line.
Posted by: Vyx at November 08, 2017 07:43 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2017 07:43 PM (/qEW2)
Was it presented by the student loan program?
Posted by: FAFSA at November 08, 2017 07:42 PM (zCyNd)
Sallie Mae with a 10" strap-on.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at November 08, 2017 07:43 PM (MIz97)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 08, 2017 07:40 PM (fA1SL)
one of my "soft skills"
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2017 07:43 PM (QC/4S)
Call me old fashioned.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 07:43 PM (rb1zT)
Was it presented by the student loan program?
---
Sponsored by NAMBLA?
Posted by: Vyx at November 08, 2017 07:43 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 08, 2017 07:44 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: adolf h., screaming at November 08, 2017 07:42 PM (mJ8mX)
She was but the penicillin took care of it.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:44 PM (NWiLs)
"And for my next trick..."(unzipping pants)
David Blaine
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2017 07:38 PM
Don't knock the wizard angle. It works. I've used "Rub my magic wand and you'll make the enchanted yogurt appear".
Posted by: otho at November 08, 2017 07:44 PM (qGuLD)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at November 08, 2017 07:44 PM (3BFzK)
Daily Mail has the Harvard buttstuff seminar story. Some gal called "Natasha" was the head mistress. She had some choice quotes.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:44 PM (8O3HH)
But nonetheless BURN BITCHES BURN!!
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 08, 2017 07:45 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2017 07:45 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: DB Coooper at November 08, 2017 07:45 PM (vakyQ)
Posted by: adolf h., screaming at November 08, 2017 07:42 PM (mJ8mX)
She was but the penicillin took care of it.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:44 PM (NWiLs)
Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 07:45 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2017 07:45 PM (QC/4S)
Daily Mail has the Harvard buttstuff seminar story. Some gal called "Natasha" was the head mistress. She had some choice quotes.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:44 PM (8O3HH)
At all attractive?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 07:46 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 08, 2017 07:46 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at November 08, 2017 07:44 PM (3BFzK)
Depravity is the foundation of the Western Left.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2017 07:46 PM (8gDQu)
12", sissy boi. And with an mini-AR-15 under-shaft attachment.
Posted by: Strapon Sallie at November 08, 2017 07:46 PM (8O3HH)
==
ABC ?
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2017 07:45 PM (QC/4S)
Always
Brandish
Cock
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:46 PM (NWiLs)
I'm guessing Joe Schmo might mention it with an embarrassed look on his face, along with "I hope you're doing well" and then stammer some cringeworthy crap and scamper off. (Because this is assuredly how I'd handle the situation)
I very much doubt that Mr Schmo would make a proposition.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2017 07:46 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at November 08, 2017 07:47 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2017 07:37 PM (6FqZa)
I read today that all the producers for Dark Universe pulled the plug on future movies.
Soooooooo, Universal is going back to the drawing board.
In all honesty, the reports of the upcoming Bride of Frankenstein sounded just awful.
Pro-Tip Universal - those monster movies were originally popular because they were scary for the audience of that era.
You might try to concentrate on that.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2017 07:47 PM (NyJwR)
No pictures. Daily Mail and no pictures. So I'm sure that tells us something.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:47 PM (8O3HH)
Moose and Gerbil ?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2017 07:47 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: David Blaine at November 08, 2017 07:47 PM (2cuLk)
12", sissy boi. And with an mini-AR-15 under-shaft attachment.
Posted by: Strapon Sallie at November 08, 2017 07:46 PM (8O3HH)
You better slow that strap on down!
Posted by: Wilson Pickett at November 08, 2017 07:47 PM (rb1zT)
I wouldn't be at all surprised if there are Hollyweirdos who pass kids around.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:39 PM (NWiLs)
Nonsense! Our Tribunes of Democracy will tell you that only Catholic priests do that.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2017 07:47 PM (mhzWz)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2017 07:47 PM (/tuJf)
Too bad, I liked him in Max Headroom, but found him creepy in most of the other stuff he's done (like The Ropers).
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 07:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: willow at November 08, 2017 07:30 PM (Zmz55)
How attractive do you have to be for anal sex? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: SteveOReno at November 08, 2017 07:48 PM (2sCft)
No pictures. Daily Mail and no pictures. So I'm sure that tells us something.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:47 PM (8O3HH)
Yep. Jake from State Farm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 07:48 PM (rb1zT)
No pictures. Daily Mail and no pictures. So I'm sure that tells us something.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:47 PM (8O3HH)
Yep. Jake from State Farm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 07:48 PM (rb1zT)
Uh...assless chaps.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mickey Rooney at November 08, 2017 07:48 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen, Petri Dish at November 08, 2017 07:49 PM (8gDQu)
Instead the Mummy was a D.O.A.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2017 07:49 PM (6FqZa)
I feared this. The "sawzall" modification.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 08, 2017 07:49 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 08, 2017 07:49 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at November 08, 2017 07:49 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:50 PM (NWiLs)
You are evil. Funny, but evil. (And funny)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2017 07:50 PM (6FqZa)
Now back to teh regularly scheduled Hollywood filth....
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 08, 2017 07:50 PM (1JAxC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uctraa3zKCI
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2017 07:50 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Country Boy at November 08, 2017 07:42 PM (+yE9J)
If you're a rich, powerful guy in your business, and the best you can do is stand in front of some chick and whack it,
you're doing it wrong.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2017 07:50 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 07:51 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at November 08, 2017 07:51 PM (3BFzK)
Brandish
Cock
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:46 PM (NWiLs)
what does a rooster have to do with it ??
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2017 07:51 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: not the mama at November 08, 2017 07:51 PM (yjq9L)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2017 07:51 PM (QC/4S)
Chicks dig roosters.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:52 PM (NWiLs)
Brandish
Cock
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:46 PM (NWiLs)
what does a rooster have to do with it ??
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2017 07:51 PM (QC/4S)
You have to do it at the crack of Dawn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 07:52 PM (rb1zT)
Call me old fashioned.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 07:43 PM (rb1zT)
++++
There is a difference between statutory rape and forcible rape. Under the law, it is a more serious offense to forcibly rape a minor than it is to seduce them in a statutory rape. They are different acts, they should be punished differently, and it is good that the media can distinguish between the two and report the situation to us accurately.
I don't know anyone who would say that it is irrelevant if a child was raped with force rather than being seduced. As wrong as a statutory rape may have been, using force to accomplish it is always worse.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2017 07:53 PM (pvjTE)
Any reports on the screamers?
Posted by: tu3031 at November 08, 2017 07:53 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 08, 2017 07:54 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2017 07:54 PM (LiyEm)
Color me dubious.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 08, 2017 07:54 PM (VezBU)
*checks crayons*
Don't see it. Settle for periwinkle?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
Want an eye opener- watch Trade with Kevin Kline.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 08, 2017 07:55 PM (7Om3X)
Any reports on the screamers?
Posted by: tu3031 at November 08, 2017 07:53 PM (O5Q3r)
__
Is that today? I couldn't remember if it was today or over the weekend. Then again for these lunatics every day is screaming at the sky day I suppose.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 08, 2017 07:55 PM (1JAxC)
There will be others. Most will stay silent.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2017 07:55 PM (9laXR)
Posted by: The DNC at November 08, 2017 07:55 PM (JyFLk)
what does a rooster have to do with it ??
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2017 07:51 PM (QC/4S)
Chicks dig roosters.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:52 PM (NWiLs)
Did ah hear, I say did ah hear there might be some brandishin' goin' on?
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 08, 2017 07:55 PM (zCyNd)
Look up what Brett Rossi ("actress", who married Charlie Sheen) said about Charlie. He was a violent, abusive POS. There was something about a forced abortion, IIRC. He knocked her up and forced her to abort.
Also, they said the big Hollyweird A-list type think they are entitled to fsck all the porn stars they want when they want. I mean, they think they can just call them up and have them come running to service them. I was reading one complaining about that.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:55 PM (8O3HH)
Color me dubious.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 08, 2017 07:54 PM (VezBU)
*checks crayons*
Don't see it. Settle for periwinkle?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
LOL Don't make this sound like a gay thing Insomniac.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 08, 2017 07:56 PM (VezBU)
Soooooooo, Universal is going back to the drawing board.
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oh good. that movie was a bit of a mess
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2017 07:56 PM (QC/4S)
Huh.
Actually, I see that as a positive sign.
Maybe the precious darling are letting go of the election now. And gently giving Hillary! the heave-ho.
Thank you, Hillary!........Now get the hell out!
as it were.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2017 07:56 PM (NyJwR)
Now I need to look on youtube for a clip of him reaching through a store window and pulling something back through it. What a trick. And the little levitations on the sidewalk, I don't get how he does that either.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 08, 2017 07:57 PM (3myMJ)
Though, I'm willing to bet that what goes on in Silicon Valley is even worse than all the Hollywood perversion. You can tell because the SIlicon Valley turds have become far more vocal about their retarded leftiness than Hollywood and so many of them were dysfunctional losers to begin with, but are now showered with more money than most Hollywood types can even dream about.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2017 07:57 PM (8gDQu)
Heh, remember that old song, "Pistol Packin' Mama"? Pistol packin' Mama, lay that pistol down.
Well, strapon packin' Mama, lay that dildo down.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:58 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 07:58 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: ALH at November 08, 2017 07:58 PM (v/pT6)
I don't know anyone who would say that it is irrelevant if a child was raped with force rather than being seduced. As wrong as a statutory rape may have been, using force to accomplish it is always worse.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2017 07:53 PM (pvjTE)
I both agree with the distinction and disagree. 'Seducing' someone at that young age is not the same as an 18 year old, seducing his 17 year old GF in High School.
As someone else mentioned, as a 13 year old, older teens have a tremendous amount of influence and sway over them. How far does that sway go as a mitigating factor?
You are making the distinction between violence or no violence. To my mind, given the disparity in their ages and influence, there is a whole nother level of squicky here beyond 'seduction.' I am not saying it is violent rape, per se, but this is not me asking a coworker if she wants to check out my fireplace.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 07:59 PM (rb1zT)
At Powerlineblog a column exactly as I thought a few hours ago
Sabotage at USA Today?
http://tinyurl.com/y9mlobnp
I figured it out
Some low life staffer working at USA got the job to put this video together. It had to be believable yet he wanted to show it was idiotic.
So it was his way to send a message, like POW's giving the finger and saying it was the Hawaiian good luck sign.
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 04:20 PM
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 07:59 PM (aC6Sd)
Though, I'm willing to bet that what goes on in Silicon Valley is even worse than all the Hollywood perversion. You can tell because the SIlicon Valley turds have become far more vocal about their retarded leftiness than Hollywood and so many of them were dysfunctional losers to begin with, but are now showered with more money than most Hollywood types can even dream about.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2017 07:57 PM (8gDQu)
I want Rosie, Whoopie (stupid name) and Joy Bahar. Really I would die happy.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 08, 2017 07:59 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2017 07:54 PM (LiyEm)
Yeah, so where's my fish bonker when I need it?
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 08, 2017 07:59 PM (7UW64)
Events of the past few weeks have shown his remarks to be literally true, and, if anything, understated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2017 08:00 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: not the mama at November 08, 2017 07:51 PM (yjq9L)
He said when he did the interview in 1993 all they wanted to know about was Michele Jackson and kept asking about his relationship with Jackson, he said he named names then but they weren't interested.
I do think that Michele Jackson didn't do anything to Corey because he saw himself in Corey.
I can't imagine what he's been through.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 08, 2017 08:00 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Jake Fapper's Favorite Pizza at November 08, 2017 07:27 PM (hMwEB)
The victims of the pedos are sort of crippled in the "ring" department, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2017 08:01 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 08, 2017 07:59 PM (7UW64)
I think even Paolo has some limits.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 08, 2017 08:01 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: ryukyu at November 08, 2017 08:02 PM (12Vsr)
Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2017 08:02 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Mallamutt at November 08, 2017 08:02 PM (/HC6x)
Watching Levin on CRTV talking about gun control. And some poll says the number of gun owners has dropped from 59% to 49%. Have they correlated that to boat/canoe ownership?
Posted by: X-ray at November 08, 2017 08:02 PM (qCyRm)
They will certainly pretend hard!
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2017 08:03 PM (9laXR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 08:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: sinalco at November 08, 2017 08:03 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: X-ray at November 08, 2017 08:02 PM (qCyRm)
Just like how there weren't many Trump voters when they took those exit polls last year.
Posted by: Splunge at November 08, 2017 08:04 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: sinalco at November 08, 2017 08:04 PM (yODqO)
With gun sales the way they were under Obama? Yeah, no.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 08:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2017 08:02 PM (hZ+us)
is she waving her index finger back and forth and saying "uh huh dats right Tuckah!"
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 08, 2017 08:04 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:31 PM (8O3HH)
Maybe he needs glasses. Could have mistaken his pants zipper for a top hat with a rabbit in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2017 08:04 PM (oPNmq)
This is why Dave Barry loves you Ace!
Posted by: LizLem at November 08, 2017 08:04 PM (LiMbk)
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 08:04 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2017 08:05 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: jsg at November 08, 2017 08:05 PM (+LW33)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 07:58 PM (PY9jH)
That is one time in ten years I regret not having cable, although I can youtube it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 08, 2017 08:05 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 08:06 PM (aC6Sd)
Color me dubious.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 08, 2017 07:54 PM (VezBU)
*checks crayons*
Don't see it. Settle for periwinkle?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
LOL Don't make this sound like a gay thing Insomniac.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 08, 2017 07:56 PM (VezBU)
Hey, you're the one who said "dubious."
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 08:06 PM (NWiLs)
At Powerlineblog a column exactly as I thought a few hours ago
Sabotage at USA Today?
http://tinyurl.com/y9mlobnp
I figured it out
Some low life staffer working at USA got the job to put this video together. It had to be believable yet he wanted to show it was idiotic.
So it was his way to send a message, like POW's giving the finger and saying it was the Hawaiian good luck sign.
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 04:20 PM
Sum Ting Wong.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2017 08:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 08, 2017 08:08 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 08:08 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 08, 2017 07:56 PM (VezBU)
Hey, you're the one who said "dubious."
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 08:06 PM (NWiLs)
Funny Ins...and periwinkle is green or blue or something. whats with these gay names.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 08, 2017 08:08 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2017 08:09 PM (hZ+us)
I really want to do this right.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2017 08:09 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 08, 2017 08:09 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: LizLem at November 08, 2017 08:09 PM (LiMbk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 08:09 PM (oVJmc)
She claims all the 'hacked' computers were turned over to gov't. officials.
Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2017 08:09 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 08, 2017 08:10 PM (lJW6d)
208 Sabotage at USA Today?
What, there are no editors? No fact checkers?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 08:09 PM (oVJmc)
Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2017 08:10 PM (3KcdH)
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 08:10 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2017 08:09 PM (Enq6K)
Whoa, thats some lying right there.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 08, 2017 08:10 PM (VezBU)
What, there are no editors? No fact checkers?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 08:09 PM (oVJmc)
You can't sabotage the
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 08, 2017 08:10 PM (tbOMB)
I really want to do this right.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2017 08:09 PM (tr2D7)
Always avoid the ethanol gas when possible.
Posted by: tbodie at November 08, 2017 08:11 PM (LtRrq)
Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2017 08:09 PM (hZ+us)
Thanks very much! I don't know where the various stations are on my TV, I never watch it.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 08, 2017 08:11 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 08:11 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 08, 2017 08:08 PM (VezBU)
Marriage, room painting and submission.
Posted by: X-ray at November 08, 2017 08:11 PM (qCyRm)
She claims all the 'hacked' computers were turned over to gov't. officials.
Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2017 08:09 PM (Enq6K)
You mean like, chopped with an ax, hatchet or tomahawk?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2017 08:12 PM (3KcdH)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 08, 2017 08:12 PM (nBr1j)
I think Brazile is trying to make it impossible for Cankles to run again.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
Something doesn't smell right.
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 08, 2017 08:12 PM (lJW6d)
Syria actually *is* tolerant to its Christians, or tries to be. Assad, heretic, would rather be ruling a Christian nation than a Muslim one. Unfortunately much of Syria is out of his control and the parts that aren't, have to deal with his Hizbullah allies.
Central African Republic is in a similar boat to Syria. They had an Islamic insurgency. They might have the jihad on the run though.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2017 08:13 PM (6FqZa)
Yeah, I'll go with 30 million additional people who had tragic canoe accidents. That's an impossible change.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2017 08:13 PM (9laXR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 08, 2017 08:10 PM (VezBU)
Good one.
Posted by: tbodie at November 08, 2017 08:13 PM (LtRrq)
Posted by: Mallamutt
Field order .303
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 08, 2017 08:13 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 08:13 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2017 08:13 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: tentotwo at November 08, 2017 08:14 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: tentotwo at November 08, 2017 08:14 PM (yhf6w)
Oh, snap.
Posted by: Splunge at November 08, 2017 08:14 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
I can run! Watch!
*hic*
*faceplant*
Posted by: Hillary 'I'm not dead yet' Clinton at November 08, 2017 08:14 PM (VezBU)
Rats and sinking ships.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2017 08:14 PM (/tuJf)
Oh, they were turned over. They are in storage...at the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
Posted by: James Comey at November 08, 2017 08:15 PM (2cuLk)
I can run! Watch!
*hic*
*faceplant*
Posted by: Hillary 'I'm not dead yet' Clinton at November 08, 2017 08:14 PM (VezBU)
It'd help if you pulled up your bloomers, brainiac.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2017 08:16 PM (3KcdH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Hillary was too centrist.
They want to go harder left.
If these people ever get power again, then I think the country is finished.
Really.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 08, 2017 08:16 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: James Comey at November 08, 2017 08:15 PM (2cuLk)
LMAO.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 08, 2017 08:16 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 08:16 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2017 08:17 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2017 08:17 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2017 08:17 PM (hZ+us)
Maybe the precious darling are letting go of the election now. And gently giving Hillary! the heave-ho.
Thank you, Hillary!........Now get the hell out!
as it were.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2017 07:56 PM (NyJwR)
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Judging by the tweets I saw I'm thinking it's the opposite. These cretins just might re-nominate her.
But the thread was about 70% "thank you for being a fat drunk bitch who allowed Trump to win #MAGA". Pretty funny.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 08, 2017 08:18 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 08, 2017 08:18 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2017 08:18 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2017 08:18 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 08, 2017 08:18 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: MichelleObamaCare at November 08, 2017 08:19 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2017 08:17 PM (IqV8l)
Hmmmm.
Posted by: Huma at November 08, 2017 08:19 PM (YqDXo)
Don't burn he place down.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 08, 2017 08:19 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2017 08:19 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 08, 2017 08:19 PM (89T5c)
Time to do a Kickstarter for a picatinny-rail mounted bayonet chainsaw. But with a hand crank instead of a little gas engine. Because save the planet from global climate change through low emissions, brah.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2017 08:19 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2017 08:20 PM (IqV8l)
That Donna Brazile is still lying her azz off.
She just said she's feisty and she does this folksy act and she's really a lying idiot. She's says she's feisty and gusty. WTF is gusty? She passes a lot of gas?
She's a lying idiot.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 08, 2017 08:20 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 08:20 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 08, 2017 08:20 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 08, 2017 08:19 PM (89T5c)
I didn't bomb you this time!
Posted by: Bill C. at November 08, 2017 08:20 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: X-ray at November 08, 2017 08:21 PM (qCyRm)
What, there are no editors? No fact checkers?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 08:09 PM (oVJmc)
__
You think an editor at USA Today would know a chainsaw bayonet AR-15 accessory is fake?
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 08, 2017 08:21 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 08, 2017 08:21 PM (lJW6d)
She's reaching out to the Mexican community by eating a burrito.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2017 08:21 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2017 08:22 PM (6FqZa)
208 Sabotage at USA Today?
What, there are no editors? No fact checkers?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 08:09 PM (oVJmc)
No workhouses?
Posted by: Ebeneezer at November 08, 2017 08:22 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2017 08:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 08, 2017 08:22 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 08, 2017 08:22 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 08:22 PM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 08, 2017 08:18 PM (3myMJ)
Start with a clean canvass? Huh. Trouble is theres no 'moderate' lefties out there that i see and with he universities doing double time brainwashing... the base wont settle for moderate.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 08, 2017 08:22 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 08, 2017 08:23 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 08, 2017 08:23 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2017 08:23 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2017 08:23 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2017 08:23 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2017 08:22 PM (IqV8l)
___
How to Cook 40 Humans?
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 08, 2017 08:23 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 08, 2017 08:23 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2017 08:23 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 08, 2017 08:24 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: George at November 08, 2017 08:24 PM (sn359)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2017 08:23 PM (YqDXo)
Talk show host? Snap!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 08, 2017 08:24 PM (VezBU)
Let's go fishin' with Donna
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 08, 2017 08:22 PM (lJW6d)
From the lakes of Northern CanadaTo the Gulf of MexicoWherever fish are bitin'That's where we're gonna go
Virgil Ward > Donna Brazile
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at November 08, 2017 08:24 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: X-ray at November 08, 2017 08:21 PM (qCyRm)
*looks at X-ray's hidden, underground bunker*
THIS WAS NO BOATING ACCIDENT!!!!
Posted by: Richard Dreyfus at November 08, 2017 08:24 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: George at November 08, 2017 08:24 PM (sn359)
Thank God these retards didn't get elected. Imagine them dealing with ISIS.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2017 08:25 PM (YqDXo)
Seems like almost everyone does. But us.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2017 08:23 PM (/tuJf)
Brutal jack. Lo!! Yeah sleep with one eye open my friend.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 08, 2017 08:25 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 07:44 PM (8O3HH)
Hey Rocky! Wanna watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass?
Posted by: Bullwinkle at November 08, 2017 08:26 PM (86eBm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 08, 2017 08:26 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 08:22 PM (aC6Sd)
USMC can't be everywhere, and they are only recent arrivals in military history.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 08, 2017 08:27 PM (tbOMB)
Bayonets in military history, even when it was used in linear war didn't cause many casualties
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 08:22 PM (aC6Sd)
Not sure about the Civil war. But I think they were more for morale. Even if I run out of bullets I have a chance.
Posted by: X-ray at November 08, 2017 08:27 PM (qCyRm)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2017 08:23 PM (YqDXo)
Talk show host? Snap!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 08, 2017 08:24 PM (VezBU)
I expected a Maxine Waters type, but she at least superficially comes across as less than a total idealogue, and someone with some human warmth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2017 08:27 PM (YqDXo)
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The HQ NeverTrumpers have Twitter accounts?
Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2017 08:28 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2017 08:17 PM (IqV8l)
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not as fast as Huma's...
ask me how i know
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! at November 08, 2017 08:28 PM (P8FeH)
266 Bayonets in military history, even when it was used in linear war didn't cause many casualties
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 08:22 PM (aC6Sd)
True, but they were terrifying to face down when wielded by soldiers who were experts in their use.
During the Revolutionary War, it was depressingly ordinary for American lines to break once the Limeys got anywhere near bayonet range. It's one of the main reasons that the Hessians were feared and hated even more than the redcoats themselves. Hessians were absolute bastards with the bayonet, and took quite a bit of glee in hunting down rebels and turning them into shish kebabs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2017 08:28 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2017 08:29 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2017 08:27 PM (YqDXo)
Remarkably low bar they've set for themselves.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 08, 2017 08:29 PM (tbOMB)
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A good urologist can help with that.
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So can my tailor.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at November 08, 2017 08:29 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 08, 2017 08:22 PM (lJW6d)
............................
May the ride tide roll and crush that blue wave.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 08, 2017 08:29 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Bullwinkle
Hey. Want to watch me stuff it back in?
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 08, 2017 08:29 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Jonny Elton at November 08, 2017 08:29 PM (IqV8l)
========
Sooner or later, every AoS thread become a thread about Christological heresies.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2017 08:30 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2017 08:30 PM (UdKB7)
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He misses me.
Posted by: Barry's teleprompter at November 08, 2017 08:30 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2017 08:21
Thanks for a thoroughly good chortle Jay.
BTW, I should never admit this but I just recently caught the meaning behind your nc after seeing it for yrs.
Still, I'm callin' Brazilian a dumber box of rocks than me.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 08, 2017 08:30 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 08, 2017 08:31 PM (1JAxC)
>>Hey Rocky! Wanna watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass?
Posted by: Bullwinkle
Hey. Want to watch me stuff it back in?
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 08, 2017 08:29 PM (2cuLk)
Rabbit? Hmmm....
Posted by: Richard Gere at November 08, 2017 08:31 PM (zCyNd)
in fact, i doubt any of this would ever have come up if he had lost. it would still just be "business as usual", but usual isn't there anymore, so everything is in flux.
pass the popcorn, please!
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 08, 2017 08:32 PM (P8FeH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 08:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2017 08:30 PM (UdKB7)
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Your third sentence was not needed.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 08, 2017 08:32 PM (1JAxC)
Sooth...
Brokeback Mountain.
Two rugged cowboys bond in the outdoors. The best western you'll ever likely see on film. Outstanding.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin (thought leader) at November 08, 2017 08:32 PM (tDTdL)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2017 08:32 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Donna Brazile at November 08, 2017 08:33 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 08, 2017 08:34 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 08, 2017 08:34 PM (oiItG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2017 08:27 PM (YqDXo)
Warmth ans sincerity?! I can fake that!
Posted by: The Donna Show! at November 08, 2017 08:34 PM (VezBU)
Sooth...
Brokeback Mountain.
Two rugged cowboys bond in the outdoors. The best western you'll ever likely see on film. Outstanding.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin (thought leader) at November 08, 2017 08:32 PM (tDTdL)
Shepherds. They were shepherds.
Posted by: ''Shep" Smith at November 08, 2017 08:34 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 08, 2017 08:35 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at November 08, 2017 08:36 PM (3BFzK)
Bayonets in military history, even when it was used in linear war didn't cause many casualties
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 08:22 PM (aC6Sd)
At the battle of Yorktown, the Americans snuck up on the last British redoubt charged over it and bayoneted them to death.
It was the last fight before Cornwallis surrendered.
You might say bayonets won the revolution?
Posted by: George at November 08, 2017 08:37 PM (sn359)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at November 08, 2017 08:34 PM (3BFzK)
311 How do they separate the men from the boys in Hollywood?
With a crowbar.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 08, 2017 08:34 PM (oiItG)
LMAO. whats WRONG with you guys!? Wait. whats wrong with me?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 08, 2017 08:37 PM (VezBU)
Still, I'm callin' Brazilian a dumber box of rocks than me.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 08, 2017 08:30 PM (yJ1e6)
Nah. Back in the day I used to torment Berkeley shitheads by intentionally misunderstanding "Che" as "Jay" when they gushed about the murderous psychopath Guevara.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2017 08:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 08, 2017 08:35 PM (1JAxC)
Not everyone. Just the ones who get caught.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 08, 2017 08:38 PM (tbOMB)
So the Perveywood sexual predators all have second homes in Montana to fuck the sheep?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious Immature Scientifically at November 08, 2017 08:36 PM (3BFzK)
They ''mentor'' the sheep.
Posted by: G. Allred at November 08, 2017 08:38 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 08:38 PM (14URa)
Posted by: X-ray at November 08, 2017 08:39 PM (qCyRm)
Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 08:38 PM (14URa)
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Repeatedly, apparently.
Posted by: Side draft at November 08, 2017 08:40 PM (8adxB)
Posted by: ''Shep" Smith at November 08, 2017 08:34 PM (zCyNd)
Well ok then Shep.
I just assumed it was about cowboys. Got a lot of hype one year at the Oscars & stuff so it's really important cultural milestone or sump ting.... squeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin (thought leader) at November 08, 2017 08:40 PM (tDTdL)
So the Perveywood sexual predators all have second homes in Montana to fuck the sheep?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious Immature Scientifically at November 08, 2017 08:36 PM (3BFzK)
They ''mentor'' the sheep.
Posted by: G. Allred at November 08, 2017 08:38 PM (zCyNd)
Just helping them over the fence ...
At least, that's their story.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2017 08:40 PM (YqDXo)
I don't remember any dick smoking in Lonesome Dove.
Well, what was Sister Sarah doing with those two mules, then, huh?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 08, 2017 08:40 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: the sheep at November 08, 2017 08:41 PM (zCyNd)
I don't remember any dick smoking in Lonesome Dove.
Well, what was Sister Sarah doing with those two mules, then, huh?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 08, 2017 08:40 PM (tbOMB)
That escalated quickly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 08:41 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2017 08:41 PM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious Immature Scientifically at November 08, 2017 08:36 PM (3BFzK)
They ''mentor'' the sheep.
Posted by: G. Allred at November 08, 2017 08:38 PM (zCyNd)
Look BoPeep, I can't promise you anything, but come by my house around bedtime and I'll help you count your sheep.
Posted by: Producer - Serta matress commercial at November 08, 2017 08:43 PM (LtRrq)
"So were you raping and sodomizing young boys or did you shut up about what you knew to get rich?"
Shit like that is why I will never go on a late night scold and promote show.
This Perveywood SCANDAL is way worse than the Catholic priest thing and gets 1/1000 the coverage in the Fake News Media. Huh.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at November 08, 2017 08:43 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2017 08:23
That's but I meant by folksy. She's always played this shtick but is worse when trying to sell her book.
FFS she gave Hillary debate questions before hand! A folksy grandma type black mammy Demoncrat liar to sell their lies to the public.
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 08, 2017 08:43 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Producer - Serta matress commercial at November 08, 2017 08:43 PM (LtRrq)
Time to go undercover.
Posted by: J. Edgar Hoover at November 08, 2017 08:44 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 08, 2017 08:44 PM (lJW6d)
I should know better by now than to take a drink while reading the comments.
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2017 08:41 PM (4ZKcy)
Need somebody to hold your beer?
Posted by: only a Moron at November 08, 2017 08:44 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 08:45 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2017 08:46 PM (Kwhm/)
A 'edge is 'a 'edge, wha's Reaper moanin' 'bout?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 08, 2017 08:46 PM (oiItG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 08:45 PM (rb1zT)
unfortunate landscaping dispute...maybe
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2017 08:47 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 08, 2017 08:40 PM (tbOMB)
I think we are watching different shows. 2 mules for Sister Sarah is no Lonesome Dove. And Clint did not do any pervy things with that Nun.
Posted by: X-ray at November 08, 2017 08:47 PM (qCyRm)
Good point. Maybe there are Dem moderates (compared to the whacks) and they are laying low. I'm talking the careerists who are really there to get rich, and think all these true believers are an impediment. They'll try to throw them bones with the LGBT whatevers as they only amount to a few percent anyway. So, not talkin voters, talking inside the beltway people. Getting rich is job one, the rest is decoration. I've been around them.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 08, 2017 08:47 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at November 08, 2017 08:48 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2017 08:48 PM (Z4z/q)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2017 08:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: tbodie at November 08, 2017 08:49 PM (LtRrq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 08:45 PM (rb1zT)
Yes. And then they'd demand a gun ban.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 08, 2017 08:49 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at November 08, 2017 08:49 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 08, 2017 08:49 PM (JyFLk)
So, I am wondering. If Rand Paul had been shot in the back and died,
would they still be pushing this as a 'landscaping dispute'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 08:45 PM (rb1zT)
It was merely an unfortunate chiropractic misunderstanding between medical professionals.
Posted by: perp's lawyer, probably also named Allred at November 08, 2017 08:49 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2017 08:49 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 08:45 PM (rb1zT)
The neighbors are saying that there was no landscaping dispute, at all. So, even though it would be a farce if there were any arguments about that the people living in the area are saying that there wasn't, anyway, and they have no idea where anyone even got that idea from.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2017 08:50 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 08:45 PM (rb1zT)
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Grass clippings were mostly peaceful.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 08, 2017 08:50 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2017 08:50 PM (8gDQu)
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Yeah where would anyone get crazy ideas like that?
Posted by: BREAKING NEWS: President Killed Koi Fish at November 08, 2017 08:51 PM (1JAxC)
Donna Bee, measures from a different place on the whole dick thing.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious Immature Scientifically at November 08, 2017 08:49 PM (3BFzK)
So lesbians use a different tee?
Posted by: Carl the groundskeeper at November 08, 2017 08:51 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) muses at November 08, 2017 08:52 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: new york daily news at November 08, 2017 08:52 PM (mJ8mX)
I saw references to intense political discussions between them. The perp's lawyer is just doing his job, trying to evade the big rap.
Posted by: Meremortal at November 08, 2017 08:52 PM (3myMJ)
Just awful.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 08, 2017 08:52 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 08, 2017 08:53 PM (P8FeH)
Posted by: new york daily news at November 08, 2017 08:52 PM (mJ8mX)
So it's a cartel dispute?
Posted by: X-ray at November 08, 2017 08:54 PM (qCyRm)
Rand Paul shot in grass deal gone bad!
Posted by: new york daily news at November 08, 2017 08:52 PM (mJ8mX)
Rand's Ribs Wrecked-Repubs Snubbed!
Posted by: asst copyeditor at November 08, 2017 08:54 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2017 08:54 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 08, 2017 08:52 PM (3Vlkn)
I know a gay guy that CAN'T WAIT to see it. He's a "journalist".
Posted by: Meremortal at November 08, 2017 08:54 PM (3myMJ)
Just awful.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 08, 2017 08:52 PM (3Vlkn)
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Hanks is trying to outdo himself after Bridge of Spies in the best anti-American character nomination.
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 08, 2017 08:55 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 08, 2017 08:55 PM (3Vlkn)
Are the lefty loons out howling at the sky tonight or did that fall apart like Nov. 4 for the Antifa twats?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2017 08:55 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: new york daily news at November 08, 2017 08:52 PM (mJ8mX)
I think we'll find the whole misunderstanding was about a graay knoll.
Posted by: tbodie at November 08, 2017 08:55 PM (LtRrq)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 08, 2017 08:55 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 08, 2017 08:55 PM (3Vlkn)
355 Soothsayer, crying Game is the best story of this modern age.
No Spoilers!
Posted by: Grump928(C) muses at November 08, 2017 08:52 PM (60v4h)
Hey, I didn't see dick, so I ain't sayin' nothin'.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2017 08:55 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Hoppity Hooper at November 08, 2017 08:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 08, 2017 08:56 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 08, 2017 08:56 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2017 08:50 PM (8gDQu)
"Rand Paul was mowing his lawn when attacked by his neighbor."
Reporter: Oh, so it was a landscaping dispute? Got it. Print it!
Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2017 08:56 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Carl the groundskeeper at November 08, 2017 08:51 PM (zCyNd)
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no: they use a t-square to line everything up...
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 08, 2017 08:56 PM (P8FeH)
Posted by: NYT at November 08, 2017 08:56 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Country Boy at November 08, 2017 08:57 PM (dOtPp)
Posted by: NYT at November 08, 2017 08:56 PM (QC/4S)
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Sub Heading: Women and Minorities Hurt Most
Posted by: #neverskankles at November 08, 2017 08:57 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: tbodie at November 08, 2017 08:57 PM (LtRrq)
I think the attacker's technical legal approach is something based on the "her skirt was too short and she clearly wanted to be raped" defense.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 08, 2017 08:58 PM (BgKrI)
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2017 08:58 PM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 08, 2017 08:58 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 08, 2017 08:58 PM (oiItG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2017 08:58 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: NYT at November 08, 2017 08:58 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Huma at November 08, 2017 08:58 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2017 08:59 PM (tIhIY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2017 08:37
LOL, see there's a reason I like your sense of humor.
Jules had an intern that had a poster of Che up in his cube. She asked if he knew who Che was...no, but I just thought it looked cool. She replied...he was a Communist, and walked out.
No wonder our country elected Ofuckstick twice. Yikes!
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 08, 2017 08:59 PM (yJ1e6)
"unfortunate landscaping dispute...maybe"
Tragic landscaping accidental shooting. "It just went off, honestly officer."
Posted by: geoffb at November 08, 2017 08:59 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Roseland Capital at November 08, 2017 09:00 PM (sn359)
Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2017 09:00 PM (Enq6K)
A BuzzFeed journalist on Tuesday tweeted a sick and callous take on the effort to remember the 100 million murdered by communist regimes. Commenting on an effort by the White House to honor those slaughtered, BuzzFeed reporter Blake Montgomery offered this idiotic response:
"Victims of Communism" is a white nationalist talking point. Trump just made Nov.7 Natl Day for Vics of Communism
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2017 09:00 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: NYT at November 08, 2017 08:58 PM (QC/4S)
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Republican agitator Rand Paul, well known for wanting to cut funding to police and EMTs, needed an emergency room after a physical altercation at his home with his children present...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 08, 2017 09:01 PM (BgKrI)
OMG...MeAgain's face on election night when Bret Baier announced Trump won the election. Like she was smelling farts.
Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2017 09:02 PM (Enq6K)
keep this shit front and center so the Perveywood controlled Fake News Media couldn't ignore it. But....
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at November 08, 2017 09:02 PM (3BFzK)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 08, 2017 08:54 PM (3myMJ)
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I love when teachers call themselves "educators."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 08, 2017 09:02 PM (EZebt)
*gigglesnort*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 08, 2017 09:03 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 08, 2017 08:47 PM (3myMJ)
That makes sense. So its like the GOPe looks at us? Don't fuck things up for us deplorables.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'failed anger management class' at November 08, 2017 09:03 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: George at November 08, 2017 09:03 PM (sn359)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 08, 2017 08:44 PM (lJW6d)
If any of you read a story about a BOLO FOR some loon in WA who was screaming in the middle of the street in his underwear at 2:30 in the morning to commemorate the beast's concession, it wasn't me.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 08, 2017 09:03 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: NYT at November 08, 2017 09:03 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2017 09:00 PM (SiINZ)
Can't wait to see this on VNN tomorrow.
Posted by: tbodie at November 08, 2017 09:04 PM (LtRrq)
God help us.
Please.
I really hope all this sleaze and corruption being exposed all at once has the effect of waking up the LIVs. It's truly disgusting, but if it shows just how depraved the movers and shakers of the Progressive Movement are and makes people question why they would support any Democrat or anyone who supports a Democrat agenda, it'll be worth it.
Naturally, we'll need some decent conservative candidates to offer the voting public, which I rather doubt we'll see coming from the current crop of GOPe RINOs. They're out there somewhere and if the political winds change direction strongly enough, we might have a good chance of reversing the past 50 years or so of engineered decline.
It's about time for an American Renaissance. One of those, as opposed to the historical and seemingly inevitable decline of the previous great nations, would truly prove to the world that freedom works beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 08, 2017 09:05 PM (tRaq7)
"Three weeks after Amazon Studios boss Roy Price resigned over sexual harassment claims, the company is conducting an investigation into allegations against Transparent star Jeffrey Tambor."
I can see right through him.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2017 09:05 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: joey tribbiani at November 08, 2017 09:06 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Washington Post at November 08, 2017 09:06 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2017 09:00 PM (SiINZ)
And arguably, there are more non-white, i.e. asian, victims of communism than there are white.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2017 09:06 PM (oPNmq)
Posted by: Meremortal
My assumption is that the careerists love the true believers because they're eager to spend more more more!!!!!
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 08, 2017 09:07 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 08, 2017 08:32 PM (6FqZa)
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Yes, he didn't really espouse what became known as the "Nestorian" heresy, so he's been kind of slandered. I was just clowning around. So many Christological heresies. It's a minefield.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2017 09:07 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Washington Post at November 08, 2017 09:07 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Meremortal at November 08, 2017 08:58 PM (3myMJ)
Hahahaha....now that's funny! The neighbor and Luap Nor were down there doing......things.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 08, 2017 09:08 PM (nUkMr)
Movie was schedule to premiere next week at AFI Fest.
And it was supposed to be Spacey's next Oscar win.
Too funny.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 08, 2017 09:08 PM (3Vlkn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2017 09:06 PM (oPNmq)
One whole hell of a lot more. Between the cultural revolution, Pol Pot, Vietnam, Stalin's purges aimed at ethnic minorities (forced relocation to completely different areas, etc.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 09:08 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Washington Post at November 08, 2017 09:08 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 08, 2017 09:08 PM (lJW6d)
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Wait, so do black nationalists base their nationalist-ism on "nations" like Nation of Islam dot org?
Or are there real nations that they're nationalist-ing about?
If so, why aren't they there?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 08, 2017 09:08 PM (BgKrI)
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Didja see Trump rubbing it in? Check WZ.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 08, 2017 09:09 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2017 09:07 PM (/qEW2)
And almost every single one is mirrored today by people who think they are all woke and edgy and have ever had an original thought in their head.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 09:09 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: Washington Post at November 08, 2017 09:10 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 08, 2017 09:10 PM (Ckg4U)
I'm still joyful that he won a year ago. Thank God.
Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2017 09:10 PM (9mZIr)
Posted by: Washington Post at November 08, 2017 09:07 PM
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Innocent Democrat Assaulted by Violent Right Wing Nationalist Rand Paul
Posted by: The New York Times Your Paper, Man at November 08, 2017 09:10 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Washington Post at November 08, 2017 09:11 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: new york times at November 08, 2017 09:11 PM (mJ8mX)
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That's gonna leave a mark.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 08, 2017 09:11 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at November 08, 2017 09:11 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Washington Post at November 08, 2017 09:12 PM (1JAxC)
Posted by: NYT at November 08, 2017 09:13 PM (rb1zT)
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That's gonna leave a mark.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 08, 2017 09:11 PM (Nwg0u)
Damn, I thought Christopher Plummer was dead.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 09:14 PM (rb1zT)
I also remember during the 2008 campaign that someone claimed that calling Obama a socialist was a "racist dog whistle".
Posted by: rickl at November 08, 2017 09:14 PM (sdi6R)
Imperative Entertainment's Dan Friedkin and Bradley Thomas have decided
to remove Kevin Spacey from their finished movie All The Money In The
World. Christopher Plummer has been set to replace Spacey in the role of
J Paul Getty. Re-shoots of the key scenes are expected to commence
immediately. Scott is also determined to to keep the film's December 22
release date."
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That's gonna leave a mark.
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Not at all. We'll just sue and win.
You see, Ridley Scott, Dan Friedkin and Bradley Thomas are homophobic haters who discriminated against our client, an innocent man who suffers from a variety of psychiatric conditions. None of this Kevin's fault. He is the victim here, not all those boys he's raped.
I meant "had consentual encounters with."
Posted by: Kevin Spacey's Legal Team at November 08, 2017 09:15 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Washington Post at November 08, 2017 09:06
Rep Senator Gets Unsuccessful Chiro Adjustment from Neighbor
Posted by: Farmer - 2017 GNAMM Survivor at November 08, 2017 09:15 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2017 09:06 PM (oPNmq)
The media need to make a great leap forward.
Posted by: Deng at November 08, 2017 09:16 PM (zCyNd)
I did not know that.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 08, 2017 09:16 PM (3Vlkn)
...............
Please God Please!
If they start running ads like the one they ran against Gillespie we need to fight back with ads showing their hatred of Christians.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 08, 2017 09:16 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2017 09:17 PM (4ZKcy)
During the Revolutionary War, it was depressingly ordinary for American lines to break once the Limeys got anywhere near bayonet range. It's one of the main reasons that the Hessians were feared and hated even more than the redcoats themselves. Hessians were absolute bastards with the bayonet, and took quite a bit of glee in hunting down rebels and turning them into shish kebabs.
Interestingly, the Brits standard military doctrine emphasized aimed firepower over bayonets, while German (or at least Prussian, and presumably its imitators) doctrine emphasized rapid firepower. It was the French that tended to rely on the bayonet.
When the American War started the British quickly realized that getting into a prolonged firefight with superior numbers of rebels who, whatever their other weaknesses, tended to be decent marksmen was a quick way to lose a lot of valuable soldiers. So they instead emphasized swift movement to outflank, obtain local numerical superiority, and take advantage of the lack of bayonets among the Americans. Worked quite well.
The Redcoats never even bothered to train with the bayonet, BTW. No mention of practicing with the bayonet in period sources, and formal drills didn't come along until the 19th century, I believe.
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 08, 2017 09:18 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2017 09:19 PM (KP5rU)
"Anyone see the CMA awards monologue? The hosts brutally mocked Trump. And this awards show used to have a conservative slant."
NFL fever, everybody catching it.
Posted by: geoffb at November 08, 2017 09:19 PM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2017 09:17 PM (4ZKcy)
You know, I am not sure if Rand Paul would have a sense of humor about it or not.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 09:19 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: NYT at November 08, 2017 09:20 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Gumby at November 08, 2017 09:08 PM (j+sqQ)
That ought to help ratings. NFL style
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2017 09:20 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 09:21 PM (rb1zT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2017 09:21 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 08, 2017 09:21 PM (3Vlkn)
Sheen says, "I'll have a Corey light". Moore says, "I'll have 4 Shirley Temples". Spacey says, "I was supposed to be designated driver, but ah, f*ck it. I think I can beat the Rapp".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2017 09:21 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: NYT at November 08, 2017 09:22 PM (QC/4S)
George Takei @GeorgeTakei
Under the auspices of the United Federation of Planets, we not only have universal health care, we have free, universal education, housing, and food, as well as strict control of dangerous phasers. Political parties voluntarily disbanded long ago after all humans became educated.
4:44 PM - Nov 8, 2017
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 08, 2017 09:22 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 08, 2017 09:23 PM (JyFLk)
This is interesting, if true: http://tinyurl.com/y7bud8u4
According to this story, the Mandalay Bay shooting was an assassination attempt gone sour against the Saudi crown prince Mohammed bin Salman, by his Saudi enemies. And all that rounding-up of high-level persons currently on-going in Saudi Arabia is bin Salman cleaning house in revenge.
I've been wondering about that Las Vegas shooting. So little has emerged, and what has emerged, doesn't make sense. I'm starting to think it was a "Fast Furious" operation gone sour, hence the lack of official information. Now this. Interesting times.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 08, 2017 09:23 PM (v5uOx)
Sorry, can't listen to it.
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 08, 2017 09:23 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2017 09:24 PM (mWags)
Anyone see the CMA awards monologue? The hosts brutally mocked Trump. And this awards show used to have a conservative slant.
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Really simple way to put a shop to that sh*t.
It's not a secret the ONLY way that musicians make $$$$ today is touring.
Do NOT go see their concerts.
Let them know you will NOT spend your hard earned dollars to see them live.
Do you think that liberals listen to country music? Do you think they'll step in and buy those tickets?
/I don't either. Hurt them where it hurts. It's the only way.
Posted by: shibumi at November 08, 2017 09:24 PM (aT+Bx)
We control the purse strings, so make it hurt. Hard!
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 08, 2017 09:25 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2017 09:26 PM (KP5rU)
Rather than focus on any substantive issues of import, many #nevertrumpers choose to debate whether one is more of a deep state sophisticate when pro-actively farting thru silk or when farting thru cashmere.
Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2017 09:27 PM (Kwhm/)
Posted by: rickl at November 08, 2017 09:14 PM (sdi6R)
Yup. And, I noticed that--with McMuffin's comment from yesterday--the Very Concerned Republicans are joining in with that shit. I guess they want to catch up with their Democrat comrades with the whitey-hating.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 08, 2017 09:28 PM (5sQ8t)
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2017 09:24 PM (mWags)
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh, that's a good one!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 09:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2017 09:19 PM (rb1zT)
If he does have a sense of humor and is laughing, those ribs are really gonna hurt.
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2017 09:28 PM (4ZKcy)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 08, 2017 09:29 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2017 09:32 PM (mWags)
I was a sophomore in college when I turned 19.
A 13 year old could be in middle school.
Boy or girl....that's a level of messed up that is difficult to comprehend.
This is not a 30 year old and a 23 year old.
Somethings you just don't do.....and if you do, your a pedo, no matter whether they liked it or asked for a second helping or whatever the technicality you want to hide behind.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2017 09:32 PM (7+qdf)
1900 - 1987 -- 260,669,000 approx. 3 million per year
1987 - 1999 -- 1,331,000 approx. 100k per year
http://tinyurl.com/n5ubx
Quite a drop off in deaths per year there. Call it the Reagan effect.
USSR gone, Warsaw Pact freed, China more into money than death. Except for Cuba and NK other Communists less blood thirsty.
Now it's time to deal with the other death cult and finish off those Communists that are now their allies.
Posted by: geoffb at November 08, 2017 09:39 PM (zOpu5)
-Bebe's has had a fight with her Sister over a house.
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-ibguy's younger Sister, Joyce has brain cancer.
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-Pookysgirl's Husband has been in treatment after a suicide attempt.
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-Jade Sea's Husband has Cancer.
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-tcn's Husband had a tumor.
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-Anna Puma is looking to advance at Wal Mart.
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-junior is looking for employment.
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-Moron Pundit's Father-In-Law had heart surgery.
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-thathalfrican's Mother and Aunt have Cancer.
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-Insomniac is looking for sleep and employment.
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-Duke Lowell has a Son in need of prayer. Also trying to sell his old home.
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-Captain Whitebread was in need of another job.
5/23 "I saw my name on Slap's prayer list, and I wanted to clarify something. I still have a full-time job; I left my part-time job at the karaoke bar because I was tired of effectively working seven days a week."
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-IC is in need of employment.
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-Mortimer was also looking for a job. Friend died of a heart attack at 40, leaving wife and 8 children
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-JinX's Mother passed away.
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-Emmie would like a better relationship with her Daughter.
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-Vic had the return of cancer.
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-ReneeTX... terminal brain cancer is what I have written down. Might our prayers find you and might you find comfort in The Lord.
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-Booknlass would like a better relationship with her Daughters (liberals).
7/23 "I've been leading a life of quiet desperation. traded my beloved Dodge Ram for a stinky little Ranger, so I can do the mail in it. I cried AT the dealers'."
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...as would Ladylibertarian. Also, Ladylib's dad is 98 and she fears she's losing him
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-Brother Cavil has legal issues after the death of his Father.
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-Fenelonspoke prays for her Husband's employment.
More importantly, Her Brother had a stroke.
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"If I may request to add myself to the prayer list - Doc didn't like my blood work so he ordered up a colonoscopy. Back in early March. Which the VA in it's beneficence (Veteran's Choice) has finally been scheduled for tomorrow.
Government health care. What a concept!"
-Posted by: Fox2! at May 26, 2017 01:46 AM (brIR5)
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Abby, (SJW Children with Father in coma).
(I have more, but they're buried under paper.)
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"I need you to pray for my fil who has the same type of brain cancer as ibguy's sister and my husband needs a new job. Thanks."
Posted by: lindameh now flinging poo at May 23, 2017 10:21 PM (kufk0)
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"Please add my grand daughters - they are going through a meat grinder by no fault of their own.
It pains me that any innocents suffer."
-Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2017 10:35 PM (tr2D7)
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My dad is in the process of dying. He is 91 and his time has come. He is home with my husband and me and our dogs take turns guarding/lying outside his door. Dogs always seem to know. Our boy dog would go in every morning and wake up "grandpa", but he doesn't do that anymore. His post is outside and our female is right next to him.
[her SJW children won't return her calls regarding this]
Posted by: Abby at June 03, 2017 03:57 PM (HBU7W)
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750 I'm sorry that I only come here when prayers are desperately needed or I spend day here. Garden is a mess with weeds almost as tall me. I spent 3 days pulling them out of front rose bed, newish next door neighbor does 0 with lawn& weed seeds moved here.
My younger brother is going to die unless his ex wife & son give authorization for a tracheotomy. She called to ask what I thought & expected temporary one. He's been in hospitals and/or nursing homes for 4+years.
It wouldn't be temporary, but permanent &he'd have feeding tube & ventilator at night. Ex wife & son agreed to it, but doctor woke him up Thursday & took him off all drugs to keep ventilator in. He adamantly refused & I would too.
Please pray for my brother to go home to God. He has been through so much in last four years.
Thank. You.
Posted by: Carol at June 06, 2017 02:35 AM (NKOy9)
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Skip - ear infection
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Jane K's nephew Phillip, getting divorced
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Jim in Galveston - sciatica
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Patty needs to dump Eddie and get herself a decent BF
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I just saw that Moron Dave Harr suffered a stroke yesterday and is recuperating in the hospital (I wish I could remember his nic but he's the guy working on a samurai fantasy novel series some of you beta-read)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 13, 2017 09:27 AM (hMwEB)
Krebs v Carnot - heart event from climbing with the Scouts
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David, Internet Deplorable - stroke, getting back use of right side
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Ellen's Maddie - digestive, allergies, the whole ball of wax
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Like an idiot, I got drunk, cried and slept most of yesterday away after a walk down to the river. Dad had a bronchoscopy on Friday. I wouldn't have known except the Dr. told him he had to have someone drive him home and spend the night with him. I spoke with the Dr. after the procedure. Seems he has a large mass in the upper lobe of his lung that has grown quit a bit since last Sept. Won't have biopsy results until Wed. or Thurs. She said she took samples of the mass and the lymph nodes. Going to be a long week.
Sorry, just had to vent. Haven't told my brother or anyone else on Dad's request.
Posted by: Infidel at July 02, 2017 04:18 AM (gDoff)
[Infidel added son-in-law - in ER - on 7/2]
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Duke Lowell - wife wants a divorce
(reunited?)
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"I have one kidney, and am going into Famous Hospital in the morning to have part of the other one removed. Two "enhancing lesions" are about to the point where they will squeeze the blood vessel that feeds the kidney. The kidney is working fine, but lack of blood would be bad for it, they tell me. And, on general principles, it's not good to let lesions enhance.
Several doctors have said, for sure, that the stones and the cancer are not related. They also had a depressingly long list of other Guilty Things that are not, probably, the cause.
Will be away for a few days, or, what the hell, may just be away. "
-Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 06, 2017 12:38 AM (H5rtT)
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Steve Scalise in ICU
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7/10/17 Jim's kitty Scamp
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7/11 Neil's back
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An anonymous poster's Mother's leg has been injured.
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Gingy's Father has passed.
-Posted by: Weirddave at
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Asking for prayers for my almost 98 year old dad who fell this evening and broke his nose. Cat scan revealed an anuerism. At hospital now, waiting for him to come back from another scan...
-Posted by: Ladylibertarian at July 15, 2017 10:28 PM (k9San)
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Got a text tonight from Son - DiL went in the hospital with problems - 2nd incident in 24 hrs - and now the docs are talking about inducing, more than a month before due date.
This is our second chance at grand-parenthood. We lost Daughter's grandchild to a miscarriage over a decade ago. It's frankly frightening to think this grandson is threatened. I know one-month-early preemies have a good shot nowadays, but, it's still, frankly, utterly terrifying.
My own prayer-fu is weak after decades of distressing, frustrating "no" answers to prayers on seemed-to-me most-important matters, and being more a "realist" than a mystic, I rarely ask for prayers for our own terrible circumstances. Discouragement is not easy to rise above.
But, what do I know? Maybe the Powers That Be will hear the shout-out of good Morons, better than the angels respond to my whiny, faithless begging. Prayers welcomed, for our daughter-in-law's health, and our son's spirits, and, of course, our grandson-in-process.
I'll let you know how things work out.
-Posted by: mindful webworker - bad movie, but great soundtrack at July 15, 2017 11:49 PM (hGZJP)
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One Beloved Friends' rib fractures (from early July)
-Miley
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Ladylibertarian's father is declining
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OK good night folks. Those of you who pray, mention me tonight maybe. Been really struggling with my health and its keeping me from my work, very hard battle with depression.
-Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2017 12:27 AM (39g3+)
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my FIL. He also has glioblastoma.
-Posted by: lin-duh fell at July 19, 2017 11:21 PM (kufk0)
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Our daughter-in-law's brother-in-law was killed in a farming accident yesterday. Apparently he was working in a pit when a concrete slab fell on him and crushed--38-years-old.
Please pray for the family as it crosses your mind.
-Posted by: Northernlurker, Phillips screwdriver of the gods at July 23, 2017 10:26 PM (nBr1j)
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Just a quick PSA for those with elderly parents or grandparents who shouldn't drive and you are afraid to take the keys....My beautiful 31 yr old niece was killed this morning by an elderly driver. It was her 2nd day on the job at a NH and was out helping the residents with some exercises. Old lady pulling in hit the gas instead of the brakes. My niece and the lady she was helping were both killed. 6 other injured. Leaves behind 3 young children. Absolutely devastating.
-Posted by: Molly k. at July 24, 2017 10:02 PM (7Wh8a)
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I am in heavy duty need of prayers for my son. Something is terribly wrong with him mentally / emotionally-and we don't have medical insurance. He just acted out in a way I haven't seen before. We have to figure out what we can do. I'm going to get off the thread now, so not to disrupt it anymore.
-Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2017 07:28 PM (iVOAv)
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Update on my sister Lisa (recovery from brain tumor) - still waiting on test results to see if she has an auto immune disorder and if/when her blood work is good enough to resume chemo. On a positive note, she is feeling pretty good and actually went on a brief vacation with her family to the mountains. First time she has been able to do any trips since her diagnosis 15 months ago! Thanks for your continued prayers!
-Posted by: Just wondering at August 01, 2017 10:11 PM (WBYpW)
23 Evening Horde!
Annnnnnd an early prayer request to the Horde. Took an old friend to Cleveland Clinic this past week and she got the *you know, if there are things you want to do, things you want to see, you may want to make those plans.* talk from her Doc. So, if you would for my buddy.
On the pleasant side, the grandkids home life seems to be improving. I'm optimistic - guardedly, but optimistic none the less.
Thy will be done.
-Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2017 09:51 PM (tr2D7)
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I have an immediate family member with cancer. A type that gives bone pain. He is on drugs that do not allow aspirin or alcohol and can only take low doses of tylenol. He also has chronic back pain bad enough that he often cannot sleep. He asked his doctors for a low dose codeine and they refused because: opioid crisis policy.
-Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at October 22, 2017 10:00 PM (XVtoh)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 08, 2017 09:47 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 08, 2017 09:53 PM (lJW6d)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 08, 2017 09:56 PM (Ckg4U)
Should the LAPD be investigating sex with underaged victims? Isn't that like catnip?
Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2017 01:37 AM (6dFYM)
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