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USAToday Wants to "Rap" With You Kids About the AR-15

You'll know the part when you see it.



In case you want to skip to the punchline, or aren't sure what the ridiculous part is, you can click on this screencap, but you should try watching the video first, because it's funnier with the set-up.

This is apparently very real. The vid is from USAToday's account.

This isn't a joke, although it looks like a joke. The joke is accidental -- they think this is real.

Update: Now this is going too far -- if they can add this modification to an AR-15, they need to be banned immediately.



That's Racist Update:



That's racist.

If Only! Update:



If only!

We Have Top Guns Working on the Modifications.

Who?!

Top. Guns. Update:



Posted by: Ace at 03:57 PM




Comments

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1 I really like the optional nose hair trimmer

Posted by: GregV61 at November 08, 2017 03:58 PM (MoJlY)

2 top ten

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 08, 2017 03:58 PM (R5lpX)

3 Somebody's been watching too many slasher movies.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2017 03:58 PM (G0vdT)

4 Kids have grown up playing Call of Duty and the like. They know more far about guns than any of these media clowns.

Posted by: Jimmy-Steve at November 08, 2017 03:58 PM (AkTSb)

5 He couldn't afford the piston AR.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 08, 2017 03:59 PM (QQ+il)

6 USA Today? But I'm not in a hotel.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2017 03:59 PM (xfb67)

7 and nobody called nood.

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 08, 2017 03:59 PM (ul9CR)

8 I can't see twitter at work. Is it worth the trouble to circumvent the porn blocker?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 08, 2017 03:59 PM (QQ+il)

9 They forgot to mention the combination canoe and orange juice squeezer attachment.

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2017 03:59 PM (LAe3v)

10 Things to say aloud that must stay within the confines of my thoughts.

Idiots the bunch of them.

Breivak kept shooting on that island because there was no one to fight back.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2017 03:59 PM (qcr5D)

11 Does the chainsaw attachment come with a silencer?

Posted by: PapaBear38 at November 08, 2017 03:59 PM (q2GLO)

12 HODOR!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 08, 2017 04:00 PM (QQ+il)

13 Missed the Flamethrower?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 08, 2017 04:00 PM (0OmEj)

14 You're telling me he had a 2-POINT SUSPENSION SLING??!!

Posted by: skinbad at November 08, 2017 04:01 PM (x9Fhw)

15 12
Does the chainsaw attachment come with a silencer?

Posted by: PapaBear38

Only the 16" version. It would be silly to put that on an 18" chainsaw bayonet.

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2017 04:01 PM (LAe3v)

16 Chainsaw Bayonet FTW!

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:01 PM (Dp7Gq)

17 Is than chainsaw attachment gas powered or electric.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2017 04:01 PM (G0vdT)

18 Was the chainsaw bayonet a gold drop or not, I can't remember?

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 08, 2017 04:02 PM (mf5HN)

19 Chainsaw Bayonet : Because. Sometimes you need to mill some lumber for a proper rest.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:02 PM (Dp7Gq)

20 This got willowed

I feel really bad about Rand Paul's attack and I don't even particularly like the guy.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at November 08, 2017 04:02 PM (hMwEB)

21 CHAINSAW BAYONET?

I guess it worked for Gears of War.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2017 04:02 PM (KUaJL)

22 This isn't a joke, although it looks like a joke. The joke is accidental -- they think this is real.

Can that really be true? I mean, what kind of a moron would believe such a.....never mind.

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2017 04:02 PM (LAe3v)

23 Has Terry McAuliffe moved to Iowa and New Hampshire yet?

No one has ever wanted to be Vice President as bad as that man does.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2017 04:02 PM (wGbBR)

24 Where's the coffee maker on this thing?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Light Up Your Life! Drama Queen Accessories 30% off at the Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2017 04:02 PM (hLRSq)

25 Really; just for kicks I want to see a chainsaw bayonet.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 08, 2017 04:02 PM (0OmEj)

26 I almost thought this was a serious piece until I saw the under barrel 12 ga. shotgun and the under barrel chain saw bayonet.

Bwa ha ha ha ha

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 08, 2017 04:02 PM (R5lpX)

27 Well what else am I supposed to use to keep my trees in order?! You tell me.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 08, 2017 04:02 PM (H8S+R)

28 Schools aready have kids frightened when they take toys with guns, shape fingers into guns, shirts with guns, ect to school.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 04:03 PM (aC6Sd)

29 Yeah the chainsaw bayonet... I guess some guy from Game Designers Workshop is on the payroll?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:03 PM (39g3+)

30 Ace - Without the Cahinsaw Bayonet, the Leather Chaps don't make any sense.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:03 PM (Dp7Gq)

31 Now if they were serious, replace the chainsaw with a can-opener.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2017 04:03 PM (qcr5D)

32 I want that chain saw attachment. I don't know why but I want it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2017 04:03 PM (/tuJf)

33 28 Well what else am I supposed to use to keep my trees in order?! You tell me.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 08, 2017 04:02 PM (H8S+R)

If you've let the tree into melee range, you're already dead.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2017 04:03 PM (KUaJL)

34 28
Well what else am I supposed to use to keep my trees in order?! You tell me.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel

The flamethrower attachment. Duh.

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2017 04:03 PM (LAe3v)

35 I almost thought this was a serious piece until I saw the under barrel 12 ga. shotgun and the under barrel chain saw bayonet.

Bwa ha ha ha ha
Posted by: Traveling Man at November 08, 2017 04:02 PM (R5lpX)


My mind is refusing to accept the under barrel 12 gauge shotgun attachment. Just nope nope nope no one can be that stupid nope nope nope.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 08, 2017 04:03 PM (mf5HN)

36 Say hello to my little friend...Brum...brum...BRRRRRRRRBBBBBRRRRRRRR!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 08, 2017 04:03 PM (ppaKI)

37 Does the chainsaw bayonet have the auto oiler upgrade with 6 oz high capacity canister?

Posted by: tentotwo at November 08, 2017 04:03 PM (yhf6w)

38 "18 Is than chainsaw attachment gas powered or electric."

wow, can you just imagine how lethal a gasoline powered AR-15 would be??? Still i would hate having to mess around with the choke anytime you were firing it cold.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2017 04:04 PM (k1TUh)

39 Under Barrel Pop-Tart Gun

Posted by: Other Popular Attachments for Kids at November 08, 2017 04:04 PM (Dp7Gq)

40 Dem journalist looks at AR, thinks to self what the barrel would feel like stuffed up his ass.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 08, 2017 04:04 PM (6Ll1u)

41 I want that chain saw attachment. I don't know why but I want it.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2017 04:03 PM (/tuJf)


Because it's awesome is why.

I love how we're all focused on the chainsaw bayonet and are ignoring the 12 gauge shotgun attachment.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 08, 2017 04:04 PM (mf5HN)

42 Has any Moron ever had a chainsaw that cold-starts reliably in one pull without priming?

Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2017 04:04 PM (FhXTo)

43 >>Is than chainsaw attachment gas powered or electric.

It's powered by 100% pure awesomeness.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2017 04:05 PM (/tuJf)

44 I want that chain saw attachment. I don't know why but I want it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2017 04:03 PM (/tuJf)


Honey, I felt the same, the second I saw it.

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 04:05 PM (14URa)

45 41
Dem journalist looks at AR, thinks to self what the barrel would feel like stuffed up his ass.

Thinks, or knows?

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2017 04:05 PM (LAe3v)

46 I am so bummed that the chainsaw bayonet is not an option.

We need to get someone on this, we'd make a bundle, especially if they'd add a nailgun option, so you could build your deer stand and hunt immediately after.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2017 04:05 PM (irQk/)

47 Is than chainsaw attachment gas powered or electric.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2017 04:01 PM (G0vdT)
...........

solar

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2017 04:05 PM (HgMAr)

48 O hell yes!!
I want the chainsaw bayonet for a stroll down Castro St.

Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at November 08, 2017 04:05 PM (FTPVM)

49 >>I love how we're all focused on the chainsaw bayonet and are ignoring the 12 gauge shotgun attachment.



Well, you could make that work...

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:05 PM (Dp7Gq)

50

someone punked them

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2017 04:05 PM (fceHP)

51 28
Well what else am I supposed to use to keep my trees in order?! You tell me.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel

Genetically enhanced, militarized squirrels ...

Posted by: Adriane the BioEngineering Critic ... at November 08, 2017 04:05 PM (AoK0a)

52 It's also a floor waxer and dessert topping mixer!

Posted by: Dan Aykroyd at November 08, 2017 04:06 PM (H8S+R)

53 36. Nope. Those are, as the kids say, 'a thing.'

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 08, 2017 04:06 PM (fA1SL)

54 wow, can you just imagine how lethal a gasoline powered AR-15 would be?


Pair it with a diesel M2.

Posted by: Treebeard at November 08, 2017 04:06 PM (QQ+il)

55 Can I get me a chainsaw bayonet here?

Posted by: John Fn Kerry at November 08, 2017 04:06 PM (O5Q3r)

56 Missed the Flamethrower?
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable!

My personal favorite!

Posted by: Mr. Zorg at November 08, 2017 04:06 PM (326rv)

57
I want that chain saw attachment. I don't know why but I want it.

You'll shoot some squirrels eye out.

Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2017 04:06 PM (FhXTo)

58 Ah, the ever popular Marcus Fenix model.

Posted by: Spartan at November 08, 2017 04:06 PM (yRSX2)

59 I think the shotgun underslung thing is real but what kind of range do you really have with that tiny barrel?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:06 PM (39g3+)

60 48 Is than chainsaw attachment gas powered or electric.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2017 04:01 PM (G0vdT)
...........

solar
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2017 04:05 PM (HgMAr)
---------

LOL

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2017 04:06 PM (G0vdT)

61 The stupid... It Burns!!!

Posted by: Winston at November 08, 2017 04:06 PM (tFY+3)

62 Do you have the plasma rifle attachment in the 40W range?

Posted by: some Austrian at the gun shop at November 08, 2017 04:07 PM (+INtM)

63 Willowed before the video ended. Reposting link from previous thread. Stephen Willeford on crowder:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4HEchh0XD8

One of Crowder's best interviews.

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 08, 2017 04:07 PM (vWMNq)

64

I guess I need to get me one of those. I have some tree limbs that need cutting.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2017 04:07 PM (fceHP)

65 Do they make a Rail Mount for the Hitchi Personal Massager?

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:07 PM (Dp7Gq)

66 you mean the hand guard is HEAT RESISTANT???

oh, the horror....

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 08, 2017 04:07 PM (ZQfW9)

67 Empress more than likely a drop that has now been Nerf'd because only Bruce Campbell can have that gear.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2017 04:07 PM (qcr5D)

68 I laughed. It was accidental.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2017 04:07 PM (mcI77)

69 My chainsaw has an optional AR-15 attachment.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 04:07 PM (oVJmc)

70 30 Yeah the chainsaw bayonet... I guess some guy from Game Designers Workshop is on the payroll?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:03 PM (39g3+)

...

So, true story. Folks brought my old commodore 64 to me last time they came to visit. I'm getting ready to list it on ebay, open the box, and it's got some other crap in it too.

Including a letter I wrote to GDW in 1984 trying to get on playtesting for their Traveller series.

Marc Miller actually responded, typing on the letter that I wrote, so I have my pimply teenager letter and his very gracious response on the same sheet.

It's currently pinned to my office wall.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 08, 2017 04:07 PM (yL25O)

71 >>what kind of range do you really have with that tiny barrel?

Not much.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 08, 2017 04:07 PM (Dp7Gq)

72 The Terminator: Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
Pawn Shop Clerk: Hey, just what you see, pal!

Posted by: Terminator at November 08, 2017 04:08 PM (yqvys)

73 Oh, now they've done it.

Not only do I want an AR15, I want one with a chainsaw attachment.

And a flame thrower.

Why didn't they mention that attachment?

/I am really going to have to start saving my lunch money. And maybe get a paper route!

Posted by: shibumi at November 08, 2017 04:08 PM (aT+Bx)

74 52
28

Well what else am I supposed to use to keep my trees in order?! You tell me.


Posted by: AnonymousDrivel


Genetically enhanced, militarized squirrels ...

Posted by: Adriane the BioEngineering Critic ...

The oaks in particular. They've got a real attitude problem.

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2017 04:08 PM (LAe3v)

75 Coupladaysagocallback:

If you've let the tree into melee range, you're already dead.

There was an old B+W movie with a killer tree, big scary mouth painted on it, scared the crap outta me.

Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2017 04:08 PM (FhXTo)

76 Change out the chainsaw with a rotating buttplug and I'm all in!!!11!!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 08, 2017 04:08 PM (FTPVM)

77 Honestly whoever this video is supposed to scare is probably thinking "COOL" like its a GI Joe figure or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:08 PM (39g3+)

78 Never saw a chain saw bayonet. My chainsaw would be a bit awkward on a rifle, quite a bit heavy in front and very noisy.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 04:08 PM (aC6Sd)

79 Does the chainsaw attachment fire rubber bullets that look like ear plugs?

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 08, 2017 04:08 PM (OD2ni)

80 Chainsaw and shotgun attachments are all well and good, but everyone knows that the truly OP mod is the RPG launcher "noob toob" attachment.

If you know where to aim, you can hit people as they spawn across the map with that one.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2017 04:08 PM (KUaJL)

81 Chainsaw bayonet was some guy on YouTube like 8 years ago. Not a widespread thing so far as I know.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 08, 2017 04:08 PM (CFx1m)

82 The dweeb that put that 'lesson' together should be prohibited from buying a firearm. That level of stupid is dangerous.

Posted by: JTB at November 08, 2017 04:08 PM (V+03K)

83 I have the Freddy Krueger signature chainsaw bayonet. But iits autographed so I don't use it much. Just on small mammals and such.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2017 04:08 PM (nXduh)

84 "43 Has any Moron ever had a chainsaw that cold-starts reliably in one pull without priming?"

Heh - that's why I got a cordless electric. Not heavy duty, but good for mid range cutting, limbs in the yard, etc, and that's about all I ever need to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2017 04:08 PM (k1TUh)

85

You're gonna love this.

right now on Fake News CNN:

"Breaking News
New Poll: 68% of World Leaders Do Not Respect Trump"


First of all, this new fake poll was created because President Trump's Asia trip is going Excellently.

Second, how could they do such a poll? Did they poll all the "world leaders?" Of course not!

What they did, I suspect, is poll regular people and ask them their opinion on whether or not President Trump is "respected" by "world leaders."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 08, 2017 04:09 PM (JwlHR)

86 Does it come with French fries?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:09 PM (NWiLs)

87 Jart Launcher

Posted by: Other Popular AR-15 Attachments for Kids at November 08, 2017 04:09 PM (Dp7Gq)

88 Trigger crank?

Does it play "Pop Goes the Weasel"?

Posted by: Bruce at November 08, 2017 04:09 PM (8ikIW)

89 wow, can you just imagine how lethal a gasoline powered AR-15 would be?


Pair it with a diesel M2.
Posted by: Treebeard



Dilithium crystalled M1 Garand

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2017 04:09 PM (vVRlw)

90 I wonder if the editor on that piece is that same one that pranked the TV station with 'Ho Lee Fuk' as the pilot of a crashed Chinese plane?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 08, 2017 04:09 PM (ppaKI)

91 someone punked them

Bigly. Yuuuuge.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 08, 2017 04:09 PM (398bZ)

92 I'm holding out for the Phased plasma rifle in the 40-megawatt range.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:09 PM (39g3+)

93
Has any Moron ever had a chainsaw that cold-starts reliably in one pull without priming?


Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2017 04:04 PM (FhXTo)

Husquavarna or a Stihl. What the lumberjacks use. Although I've never used one, people say Jonserud is good too.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 08, 2017 04:09 PM (R5lpX)

94 Is than chainsaw attachment gas powered or electric.


You guys are silly, it's powered by the trigger crank!

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2017 04:09 PM (4ZKcy)

95 I guess I need to get me one of those. I have some tree limbs that need cutting.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2017 04:07 PM (fceHP)
---------

Look at the proportion/size. You'd be lucky to cut your Thanksgiving turkey with it.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2017 04:09 PM (G0vdT)

96 "I want that chain saw attachment. I don't know why but I want it."


Me too!!!!

Posted by: Leatherface at November 08, 2017 04:10 PM (OD2ni)

97 He forgot to add easily assembled and disassembled which all the girls in my family can do.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2017 04:10 PM (nXduh)

98 Where is the laser attachment?

And the grenade launcher?

/they are really slacking over at News for Stupid People

Posted by: shibumi at November 08, 2017 04:10 PM (aT+Bx)

99
We be rap-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-appin
Cuz the thing goes up thing is slappin
Evil Black rifles be hapnin'

Get White folk to Church on Time....
Antifa be droppin the dime
On yo white ass and do no time

We be rap-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-appin
Cant you tell
Gonna yell
Cuz me and homies cant sing so well

Rap-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-appin.


Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:10 PM (8XRCm)

100 Is it too early to wish yall a Happy Ine Year Anniversary!!!!

Posted by: LASue at November 08, 2017 04:10 PM (hZ+us)

101 >>Has any Moron ever had a chainsaw that cold-starts reliably in one pull without priming?


Not without a Cheat Code.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:10 PM (Dp7Gq)

102 They bring an axe, we bring a chainsaw. That's the Chicago way.

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2017 04:10 PM (LAe3v)

103 Is there a mini-chainsaw option for a handgun? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 04:10 PM (14URa)

104 Does it have the option to fire rubber ear plugs?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 04:10 PM (oVJmc)

105 Wait till they find out you can connect two AR's together by the top rail. It's like an SLI bridge but with guns. Just be sure one of them is the left handed eject kind, and get them in the right order.

My favorite is the guy who welded to 870 receivers side by side and called it the 1740.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 08, 2017 04:10 PM (yL25O)

106 "93 I'm holding out for the Phased plasma rifle in the 40-megawatt range.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"


Hey just what you see pal.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 08, 2017 04:10 PM (OD2ni)

107 For ideal use, strap a motion detector on the top, so you can tell if they're in the room with you or not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:10 PM (39g3+)

108 Shouldn't these idiotic liberals have a dildo attached to their AKs? That would be sweet...

Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 08, 2017 04:10 PM (aW5/6)

109 Also, could they legally mount a 12 ga under it?! Wouldn't it be too short?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 08, 2017 04:11 PM (irQk/)

110
Imagine how stupid (I think) this poll is.

A pollster asked random people if Trump is "respected" by "world leaders" or they were asked how many "world leaders" do not respect Trump.

However this poll was conducted is TOTAL FAKE BULLSHIT.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at November 08, 2017 04:11 PM (JwlHR)

111 Twitter is having a field day with this.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2017 04:11 PM (4e+hS)

112 Owning guns is a big no-no in most of Europe.

When I worked for a French company, and the French employees came to visit in the US, it was surprising how many wanted to go to a range and shoot.

Funny, sort of.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 08, 2017 04:11 PM (vcOmj)

113
someone punked them
--

I think they are THAT stupid.


Posted by: shibumi at November 08, 2017 04:11 PM (aT+Bx)

114 HA HA HA !!! Trump lost yesterday and we are all excited in Brattleboro for Micheal Obama to run against that idiot TRump !! Trump lied and the people voted against him yesterday !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro at November 08, 2017 04:11 PM (u54O2)

115 His gun had the thing that goes up!
And a thing that goes down!
And a garrote!

Posted by: Downcast at November 08, 2017 04:11 PM (mIxct)

116 45 Longslide with Laser Sighting.

Posted by: Treebeard at November 08, 2017 04:11 PM (QQ+il)

117 If only the Minutemen had used the saw attachment instead of the bayonet, we could have saved the lives of tens of thousands of patriots.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 08, 2017 04:11 PM (H8S+R)

118 Chainsaw bayonet? Yeh right.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 08, 2017 04:11 PM (oAlzZ)

119 You use a master key underbarrel shotgun mostly for blasting locks off doors.Range isn't an issue.

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2017 04:11 PM (LiyEm)

120 102 >>Has any Moron ever had a chainsaw that cold-starts reliably in one pull without priming?

...

Are you questioning the practicality of the Chainsaw grip mount?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 08, 2017 04:12 PM (yL25O)

121 The most popular AR15 attachment in Mexico?

Leafblower

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:12 PM (Dp7Gq)

122 http://tinyurl.com/y8x5abne

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2017 04:12 PM (4e+hS)

123 I got the solar-powered space heater attachment for mine. Comes in handy on winter days when hunting in the deep woods. You can hook it up to your attic connector wire too if you live in Oregon.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2017 04:12 PM (5NMZN)

124
The chainsaw option really comes in handy if there's a tree in your line of sight

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 08, 2017 04:12 PM (lKyWE)

125 Chainsaw Bayonet!!??

Bwahahahaha, Real life Fall-Out 4 kind of stuff!!

Posted by: dananjcon at November 08, 2017 04:12 PM (7korf)

126
When I worked for a French company, and the French employees came to
visit in the US, it was surprising how many wanted to go to a range and
shoot.
---

Several years ago, I was at a convention [in Vegas, of course], and I ran into some guys who owned a French company, and they all went to the range and shot machine guns.

It was the high point of their visit.

Posted by: shibumi at November 08, 2017 04:12 PM (aT+Bx)

127 The AR attachment on the chain saw is to get very high branches without going up in the tree, so presumably the chainsaw attachment on the AR is for firewood.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 04:12 PM (aC6Sd)

128 Can you mount that shotgun thingy on the buttstock so you can shoot behind you?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 08, 2017 04:12 PM (O5Q3r)

129 OMG that is funny.

I wonder if they have a vacuum-cleaner attachment.
Or at least a Swiffer-type thingy.
My mama might like that.
Blow the dirt away!!!

Posted by: Margarita,voyaging to the edge of crisp at November 08, 2017 04:13 PM (0jtPF)

130 No strobe light mounting??

:::sadz:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 08, 2017 04:13 PM (CFx1m)

131 Speaking of media embarrassment, I see CNN is reporting that the Air Force academy investigators say a cadet confessed to writing the racial slurs that caused such an uproar a few months ago. Of course, the confessor was also one of the alleged victims of this horrible crime. With racist harassment so common for POC, it's strange they'd ever have to resort to faking it to get attention...

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 08, 2017 04:13 PM (/nyxV)

132 They missed the 120mm high velocity cannon attachment. Smoothbore, so we dastardly rightwing deplorables can fire ATGMs. With the shoulder thing that goes up.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at November 08, 2017 04:13 PM (O9qtX)

133 Does it have the option to fire rubber ear plugs?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 04:10 PM (oVJmc)

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Find me an M30BP Butt Plugg Launcher and Ill quit my job and go fight Antifas.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:13 PM (8XRCm)

134 http://tinyurl.com/y74fq3wg

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2017 04:13 PM (4e+hS)

135 Mine has a wine bottle opener.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:13 PM (lwiT4)

136 So when do we get to buy and M41A with over and under grenade launcher?

As seen on "Aliens".

Was that real? I can't tell the difference anymore.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 08, 2017 04:13 PM (vcOmj)

137 The twitter comments are hysterically funny. I'm trying my best not to laugh too loud.

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2017 04:13 PM (a0IVu)

138 Typing of mass-murderers, we haven't heard boo about the LV killer or his "motive" lately. In fact, the last thing I read was that "medical examiners" were studying the killer's brain for "clues".

Like the Brain Bug in Starship Troopers, except the Brain Bug was still alive.

Posted by: mrp at November 08, 2017 04:13 PM (Pqytn)

139 I would only go with an electric chainsaw, and 50lb battery backpack. Gasoline vapors are bad for the environment.

Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2017 04:13 PM (FASvy)

140 http://tinyurl.com/ya3arqm5

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2017 04:13 PM (4e+hS)

141
Don't laugh! They went to J-school. You didn't!

Why do you hate the First Amendment?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2017 04:14 PM (BWL+E)

142 "What they did, I suspect, is poll regular people and ask them their opinion on whether or not President Trump is "respected" by "world leaders." "

Substitute "people hanging out in the CNN cafeteria at noon" for the phrase "regular people."

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2017 04:14 PM (k1TUh)

143 Chainsaws and 12 gauges. Pikers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkKopRpY8Mw

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2017 04:14 PM (KUaJL)

144 136
Mine has a wine bottle opener.


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:13 PM (lwiT4)
Seriously. And it should come with a margarita mix holder.

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2017 04:14 PM (a0IVu)

145 I use the less lethal M203. It's only for use in riots and strictly shoots Kicks or bags of Cheetos.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2017 04:14 PM (nXduh)

146 122 The most popular AR15 attachment in Mexico?


Leafblower
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:12 PM (Dp7Gq)
Heh

Posted by: dagny at November 08, 2017 04:14 PM (H9oCG)

147 Sadly ... Bill Ruger did not include a Chainsaw Mount on the Mini14.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 08, 2017 04:14 PM (cgtT/)

148 And, of course : http://tinyurl.com/yagwpmak

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2017 04:14 PM (4e+hS)

149 It's pronounced "bay-oh-nay".

Posted by: USA Today Gun Expert at November 08, 2017 04:14 PM (+INtM)

150 Has any Moron ever had a chainsaw that cold-starts reliably in one pull without priming?




Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2017 04:04 PM (FhXTo)

Husquavarna or a Stihl. What the lumberjacks use. Although I've never used one, people say Jonserud is good too.

Cold, no priming, no setting it on the ground to brace, one pull?

I've got a great Jonsered but there's no way that saw in one hand pull the other start works til it's warmed up.

Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2017 04:14 PM (FhXTo)

151 The Revolver shotgun attachment:

http://bit.ly/2yHGAdt

I didn't even know about this. I'm shaking a little with what I think may be happiness.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 08, 2017 04:14 PM (yL25O)

152 In case you want to skip to the punchline, or aren't sure what the ridiculous part is, you can click on this screencap, but you should try watching the video first, because it's funnier with the set-up.

This is apparently very real. The vid is from USAToday's account.

This isn't a joke, although it looks like a joke. The joke is accidental -- they think this is real.

If you hadn't vouched for its authenticity, I'd have thought you were fucking with us. Ho Lee Fuk.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:14 PM (NWiLs)

153 Wait until that hippy girl who speaks for the trees hears about this.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:14 PM (Dp7Gq)

154 The media learned its physics from RoadRunner cartoons.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 04:14 PM (oVJmc)

155 43 Has any Moron ever had a chainsaw that cold-starts reliably in one pull without priming?

That's why you also need a bump stock to help you start the chainsaw bayonet.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2017 04:14 PM (v3pYe)

156 Well of course texas would have that modification.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 08, 2017 04:14 PM (Z4z/q)

157 Can you get a t-shirt launcher attachment?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at November 08, 2017 04:15 PM (CFx1m)

158 I had to link a chain between my trigger crank and my chainsaw. It doesn't cut very well.

Posted by: Downcast at November 08, 2017 04:15 PM (mIxct)

159 I'm waiting for a blender attachment to come out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:15 PM (PY9jH)

160 Does it come with French fries?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:09 PM (NWiLs)
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I see what you did there.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:15 PM (lwiT4)

161 Also, could they legally mount a 12 ga under it?! Wouldn't it be too short?



18" barrel, 26 &1/2" overall or pay for the tax stamp for an SBR - Serbu Super Shorty. (SBR - short barreled rifle)

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2017 04:15 PM (vVRlw)

162 Duke Nuke'em would be proud.

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2017 04:15 PM (WjCgM)

163 croquet mallet extender not allowed for sale in Ca.

Posted by: tentotwo at November 08, 2017 04:15 PM (yhf6w)

164 FINALLY, A SWISS ARMY GUN!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

165 Oooh, can you get a crossbow attachment?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:15 PM (PY9jH)

166 Bring it Suckas!!!


http://tinyurl.com/y9bjobn6


Posted by: dananjcon at November 08, 2017 04:15 PM (7korf)

167 I'm waiting for a blender attachment to come out.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:15 PM (PY9jH)
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The one with the dough-hook? That could be lethal.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:15 PM (lwiT4)

168 http://tinyurl.com/y9z9ptkp

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2017 04:16 PM (4e+hS)

169 Isn't the end of the long thing supposed to be painted orange?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2017 04:16 PM (mcI77)

170 where the hell is the flamethrower option? that weapon is useless without a flamethrower. chainsaws are for posers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2017 04:16 PM (KP5rU)

171 They forgot the under the stock flame thrower.

Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2017 04:16 PM (Egtr5)

172 If I get a chainsaw bayonet and also get a chainsaw to replace my hand that went evil from reading the Necronomicon would that be considered overkill?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 08, 2017 04:16 PM (z/Ubi)

173 Do we get a look at the gun used to stop the church shooting?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2017 04:16 PM (/qEW2)

174 >> I'm waiting for a blender attachment to come out.


Salad Shooter

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:16 PM (Dp7Gq)

175 How did they miss the MWW Special Purpose weed whacker for when things really get hairy?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2017 04:16 PM (nXduh)

176 Actually both of those things exist, though the chainsaw one was basically a sight gag and never intended to go into production.

The AOW shogun in place of a grenade launcher existed, but I think they probably sold about 10 of them. In the 80s.

Funny they never mentioned the shoulder thing that goes up.

But, as usual, ignorant chroniclers of celebrity spending will tend to bathe in the blood of the victims and point menacingly at innocent third parties who aren't "of the body."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 08, 2017 04:16 PM (wB8Tg)

177
When are they going to make an AR-15 with a cup holder?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 08, 2017 04:16 PM (lKyWE)

178 Off topic but delicious - Jeff Tambor the actor who plays a trans-man is accused of assaulting his assistant who of course is a trans-woman. You need a program to figure that one out 'rons.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 08, 2017 04:16 PM (oAlzZ)

179 Gunbroker item # 692609467



Ar-15 piston carbine for $579.99



An Adams piston kit by itself costs $274 so a good deal

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 08, 2017 04:16 PM (bML9A)

180 The problem with the chainsaw bayonet is that the vibration throws your aim off.

And why no tomahawk option?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 08, 2017 04:16 PM (Nwg0u)

181 I want a thing that goes up that doubles as a nail file/buffer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:16 PM (PY9jH)

182 The Finns did a flamethrower attachment....

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2017 04:17 PM (LiyEm)

183 Great. Now my son wants a chainsaw bayonet.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 08, 2017 04:17 PM (xQfPr)

184 You use a master key underbarrel shotgun mostly for blasting locks off doors.Range isn't an issue.


That makes sense. Has to be hard on the gun, though, even with a rail to mount it on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:17 PM (39g3+)

185 174 Betting a Sig M 400 - awesome AR platform.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 08, 2017 04:17 PM (oAlzZ)

186 One handy attachment would be a damaged screw extractor.

Posted by: Roy at November 08, 2017 04:17 PM (7n4KQ)

187
Does it come with the Mossad Joo Shark to like actually pull the trigger and stuff and make it kosher?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:17 PM (mbhDw)

188 Chainsaw is overkill. A drywall saw is more practical for household wiring installation.

Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2017 04:17 PM (FASvy)

189 When are they going to make an AR-15 with a cup holder?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 08, 2017 04:16 PM (lKyWE)

Ah, the Hold My Beer attachment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:17 PM (PY9jH)

190 For the elderly Shooting Enthusiast

Shoe Horn

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:17 PM (Dp7Gq)

191 I like the guy who said hey, I saw one of these in Sharknado!

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2017 04:17 PM (UoSKV)

192 181 The problem with the chainsaw bayonet is that the vibration throws your aim off.

And why no tomahawk option?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 08, 2017 04:16 PM (Nwg0u)

Aim? Spray and Pray, baby.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2017 04:18 PM (KUaJL)

193 Duke Nuke'em would be proud.

I'm gonna rip em a new one!!!

Posted by: Duke Nukem at November 08, 2017 04:18 PM (39g3+)

194 I want one with a hemi. Why would they make it without making it a hemi?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 08, 2017 04:18 PM (7UW64)

195 178
When are they going to make an AR-15 with a cup holder?
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 08, 2017 04:16 PM (lKyWE)

C, D or DD size?

Posted by: Roy at November 08, 2017 04:18 PM (7n4KQ)

196 UPDATE: Nationwide Futile Screams of Horror over Trump have begun. Most events around the country are set for a 6PM local time start.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 08, 2017 04:18 PM (3myMJ)

197 187 One handy attachment would be a damaged screw extractor.
Posted by: Roy at November 08, 2017 04:17 PM (7n4KQ)

That's what the Master Key attachment is for.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:18 PM (NWiLs)

198 http://www.forgottenweapons.com/suomi-m31-and-underbarrel-flamethrower/

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2017 04:18 PM (LiyEm)

199 One more and I'm out:

We need a crossbow with a longbow attachment.

World peace in our time.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 08, 2017 04:18 PM (yL25O)

200 A deluxe version would have a shelf hanging feature.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:18 PM (PY9jH)

201 You can buy the Ronco AR-15 bacon making attachment. One 30 round mag enough to cook a 1/2 pound of bacon.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 08, 2017 04:18 PM (Z4z/q)

202
There's a lemon zester in the handle, for cocktails or lemon brandade sauce for fish.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:18 PM (mbhDw)

203 194 Duke Nuke'em would be proud.

I'm gonna rip em a new one!!!
Posted by: Duke Nukem at November 08, 2017 04:18 PM (39g3+)

It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:18 PM (NWiLs)

204 "Timmy, don't run with that chainsaw attachment on your weapon, you'll put your eye out!"

Posted by: mikeyslaw at November 08, 2017 04:19 PM (JZJ9v)

205 190
When are they going to make an AR-15 with a cup holder?



Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 08, 2017 04:16 PM (lKyWE)

Ah, the Hold My Beer attachment.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:17 PM (PY9jH)

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 04:19 PM (14URa)

206 I also like how they went to pains to point out that unusual, dangerous feature of this firearm - the trigger.

It had *sights* as well, how awful. It's like it was made to hit things.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 08, 2017 04:19 PM (wB8Tg)

207 For the elderly Shooting Enthusiast

One of those grabbers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:19 PM (39g3+)

208 Chainsaws scare the crap out of me. Guns, not so much.

Meanwhile, some of us have been urging the guy who runs the action rifle matches to include an optional bayonet-thrust finale to the short range stages, which are done in a pit. The guy himself usually shoots an SKS with bayonet, and I'd switch back to Mosins from my M1s and attach the enormous spike bayonet, if he'd add that twist (have not bought any bayonets for my M1s - Garand or carbine - but they came with the Mosins).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2017 04:19 PM (QDnY+)

209 Laugh all you want but that attachment exists.

http://tinyurl.com/865eo4n

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2017 04:19 PM (UBzPO)

210 It needs the Ka-Bar Tactical Spork. It can't be tactical without the spork.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at November 08, 2017 04:19 PM (O9qtX)

211 42 I want that chain saw attachment. I don't know why but I want it.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2017 04:03 PM (/tuJf)


Because it's awesome is why.

I love how we're all focused on the chainsaw bayonet and are ignoring the 12 gauge shotgun attachment.
Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 08, 2017 04:04 PM (mf5HN)


Because its much better for your character build to go with a midrange rifle with a melee for close range rather than a midrange rifle and shotgun build. That would be too much weight for not enough benefit, especially if you're playing survival mode where bullets actually have weight.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 08, 2017 04:19 PM (z/Ubi)

212 The Finns did a flamethrower attachment....

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2017 04:17 PM (LiyEm)
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Because of course they did. They're Finns.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:19 PM (lwiT4)

213
http://tinyurl.com/yb2zh4vk

http://tinyurl.com/ycgdofrs

http://tinyurl.com/y7gk3hpf


The last one I want.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:19 PM (8XRCm)

214 74 Oh, now they've done it.

Not only do I want an AR15, I want one with a chainsaw attachment.

And a flame thrower.

And hookers. And blackjack.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2017 04:19 PM (sGtp+)

215 So? What's so funny about it?

Posted by: The Salon Hot 25 at November 08, 2017 04:19 PM (O5Q3r)

216 That attachment is for shooting in the woods.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 08, 2017 04:19 PM (Z4z/q)

217 I want a sharks with friggin laser beams on their heads attachment.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 08, 2017 04:20 PM (OD2ni)

218 Everything mentioned here is already demonstrated in at least one YouTube video.

Posted by: Roy at November 08, 2017 04:20 PM (7n4KQ)

219 This thread requires exquisite care and split-second timing in order to avoid beer-lavage of the entire computer.

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 04:20 PM (14URa)

220 "The AOW shogun..."

Ninja Attachments! Ooo! I want Throwing Stars!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2017 04:20 PM (k1TUh)

221
UPDATE: Nationwide Futile Screams of Horror over Trump have begun. Most
events around the country are set for a 6PM local time start.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 08, 2017 04:18 PM (3myMJ)

I hope there's wailing and rending of clothes. Warms my heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:20 PM (PY9jH)

222 >>For the elderly Shooting Enthusiast

Life Alert Pistol Grip

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:20 PM (Dp7Gq)

223 There's a lemon zester in the handle, for cocktails or lemon brandade sauce for fish.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:18 PM (mbhDw)

--------------------------------------------
You can normally buy that in a kit along with the fishing grenade launcher and save quite a bit.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2017 04:20 PM (5NMZN)

224 I figured it out
Some low life staffer working at USA got the job to put this video together. It had to be believable yet he wanted to show it was idiotic.
So it was his way to send a message, like POW's giving the finger and saying it was the Hawaiian good luck sign.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 04:20 PM (aC6Sd)

225 It has an inflatable Mae West. For transponders who get shot down over Jap islands...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:20 PM (mbhDw)

226 One of those grabbers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:19 PM (39g3+)
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Don't laugh. I'm old and I'm short.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:20 PM (lwiT4)

227 I'd like one with the grout-cleaning attachment, please.

With the optional wasp-pulverizer.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2017 04:20 PM (UoSKV)

228 Roc, you may have seen the UToob thing where Ted Cruz cooks bacon on a machine gun.

Think about it. Could there be anything more gloriously, uniquely Amurrican than cooking bacon on a machine gun? Brings a tear to the eye.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2017 04:21 PM (QDnY+)

229 It needs the Ka-Bar Tactical Spork. It can't be tactical without the spork.



Have two KaBar sporks inbound for next Monday.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2017 04:21 PM (vVRlw)

230 It needs a pasta attachment so you can make your own noodles while shooting

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:21 PM (39g3+)

231 (have not bought any bayonets for my M1s - Garand or carbine - but they came with the Mosins).
Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2017 04:19 PM (QDnY+)

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A 91/30 with a bayonet is what.... 10...12 feet long.???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:21 PM (8XRCm)

232 They forgot the Pez dispenser and the bacon cooker attachments.

Posted by: goon at November 08, 2017 04:21 PM (EaQ6/)

233 166 Oooh, can you get a crossbow attachment?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:15 PM (PY9jH)

...

You can get a crossbow upper. for real.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 08, 2017 04:21 PM (yL25O)

234
The grip can also handle those with GI Joe lockjaw kung fu grip hands.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:21 PM (mbhDw)

235 I am very disappointed in all of you for making jokes about such a dangerous weapon. Country over party.

Posted by: Matthew Dowd at November 08, 2017 04:21 PM (OD2ni)

236 Needs Moar Dragon Glass

Posted by: Jon Snow at November 08, 2017 04:21 PM (Dp7Gq)

237 But where is the attach point for the tactical melon baller?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 08, 2017 04:21 PM (vbvxt)

238 Mr. Peebles: "FINALLY, A SWISS ARMY GUN!"

I wish to resubscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 08, 2017 04:21 PM (H8S+R)

239 awesome! I needed a good laugh today

Posted by: Bored383 at November 08, 2017 04:21 PM (70HTk)

240 I hope there's wailing and rending of clothes. Warms my heart.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:20 PM

Jane, I sincerely hope that the clothes are not rent. Some things cannot be unseen.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2017 04:22 PM (p+Wdc)

241
I hope there's wailing and rending of clothes. Warms my heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:20 PM (PY9jH)

Adjunct to the Broken Windows theory: the Rent Clothes theory.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2017 04:22 PM (BWL+E)

242 It needs the Ka-Bar Tactical Spork. It can't be tactical without the spork.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at November 08, 2017 04:19 PM (O9qtX)
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YES. That one is made for me.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2017 04:22 PM (UoSKV)

243 I would like one that comes with a fly swatter..because I never know when a pesky fly will bug me when I'm trying to shoot..

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2017 04:22 PM (a0IVu)

244 226 It has an inflatable Mae West. For transponders who get shot down over Jap islands...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:20 PM (mbhDw


I meant TRANSGENDERS!!!

LOL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:22 PM (mbhDw)

245 Don't laugh. I'm old and I'm short.

Exactly home defense and you can use it to get stuff off the top shelf! Win/win!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:22 PM (39g3+)

246 Oh, now they've done it.



Not only do I want an AR15, I want one with a chainsaw attachment.



And a flame thrower.



And hookers. And blackjack.
---

Yeah, I'm female.

Please substitute:

And stompy boots. And pastries.

Posted by: shibumi at November 08, 2017 04:22 PM (aT+Bx)

247 Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2017 04:20 PM (UoSKV)
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A shim. It should have a shim attachment.

Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2017 04:22 PM (Sfs6o)

248 Its F-in cold in Finland, you might need a fire starter to save your life

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 04:22 PM (aC6Sd)

249
It need a cowbell...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:22 PM (mbhDw)

250 I note they keep talking about the gun used to kill those people...

How about the gun used to stop the bad guy?

You know... the one used to SAVE lives by combatting evil?

Posted by: Don Q. at November 08, 2017 04:22 PM (NgKpN)

251 Cat Launcher

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:22 PM (Dp7Gq)

252 Don't laugh. I'm old and I'm short.


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:20 PM (lwiT4)
My sister gifted me one of those when she broke her leg years ago and had 2. I don't use it often but when you need it, it's a God-send.

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 04:23 PM (14URa)

253 I meant TRANSGENDERS!!!



LOL.
----

On another site, a commenter referred to a certain female we all know as "transquatch."

I think it works.

Posted by: shibumi at November 08, 2017 04:23 PM (aT+Bx)

254 I'd love a flamethrower for mine, please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:23 PM (PY9jH)

255 A 91/30 with a bayonet is what.... 10...12 feet long.???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:21 PM (8XRCm)


That's the carbine. The full size Nugget is 20 feet, easy.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 08, 2017 04:23 PM (vbvxt)

256 A chainsaw bayonet is how my junior high woodshop teacher lost his fingers.

Posted by: mark1971 at November 08, 2017 04:23 PM (xPl2J)

257 What ever happened to the rifle round that can shoot over walls and strike the enemy hiding behind it?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 08, 2017 04:23 PM (Z4z/q)

258 232. Close. They seem to balance better with it. Stalin's boys issued those things with pig-sticker attached and you were NOT to remove it except under very narrowly defined conditions.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at November 08, 2017 04:23 PM (fA1SL)

259 I want sharks with freakin' chainsaws strapped to their heads. Is that too much to ask?

Posted by: Dr. Evil at November 08, 2017 04:23 PM (/qEW2)

260 Oooh, can you get a crossbow attachment?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:15 PM (PY9jH)

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http://tinyurl.com/yaufojhk

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:23 PM (8XRCm)

261 Of course someone was going to make a chainsaw attachment,this is America after all.Gears of War came out what,10 years ago?

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2017 04:23 PM (LiyEm)

262 Yea. We've got a problem. The AR-15 chainsaw attachment, the bump stocks ... the joke isn't on who some (most?) of us seem to think. In this case it's not USA Today. It's on us.

Time to let the dawning sink in that you can't mod-out these toys in every manner imaginable and then expect the American people to buy that these toys are enshrined, ad infinitum, in the Constitution.

Posted by: McSausage Biscuit at November 08, 2017 04:23 PM (2kF+m)

263 And stompy boots. And pastries.
Posted by: shibumi

Stompy boots and pasties? Does this blog have a cover charge now?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:24 PM (39g3+)

264 A shim. It should have a shim attachment.
Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2017 04:22 PM (Sfs6o)
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Indeed it should. That would truly make it all-purpose.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2017 04:24 PM (UoSKV)

265 And stompy boots. And pastries.


Posted by: shibumi at November 08, 2017 04:22 PM (aT+Bx)You spelled it wrong. There's no "r"

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 04:24 PM (14URa)

266
When I read Ka Bar I think Bar Kays, "Soul Finger."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:24 PM (mbhDw)

267 Doublestar had an electric chainsaw that mounted to a forearm rail that they brought to Shot Show '12. I think that it was just a joke, I doubt that it ever went into production. The mounted shotgun would be an NFA item.

Posted by: Zhytamyr at November 08, 2017 04:24 PM (WH93u)

268 50 I love how we're all focused on the chainsaw bayonet and are ignoring the 12 gauge shotgun attachment.
Well, you could make that work...

Only if it came with a 100 round magazine

Posted by: mikeyslaw at November 08, 2017 04:24 PM (JZJ9v)

269 And stompy boots. And pastries.


Posted by: shibumi at November 08, 2017 04:22 PM (aT+Bx)



Pasties?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 08, 2017 04:24 PM (vbvxt)

270 In this case it's not USA Today. It's on us.

Tell us more about the trigger crank!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:24 PM (39g3+)

271 251 I note they keep talking about the gun used to kill those people...

How about the gun used to stop the bad guy?

You know... the one used to SAVE lives by combatting evil?
Posted by: Don Q. at November 08, 2017 04:22 PM (NgKpN)

And of course the usual dummies scurry onto the comment board screeching about "If the shooter didn't have the AR15 super-people-killing-machine he wouldn't have been able to kill so many people!" Um, horseshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:25 PM (NWiLs)

272 Forgot to mention all the calibers it might have, liike 20mm

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 04:25 PM (aC6Sd)

273 Even if you have no possible use for an AR-15, I would urge people to buy one as

A) an investment
B) it makes liberals enraged


I have no idea why they think all violence will stop when they ban the Ar15, but this drumbeat will never stop.

Posted by: Maritime at November 08, 2017 04:25 PM (lKmt3)

274 If only the Redcoats had chainsaw bayonets, we'd still be an English colony to this day.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2017 04:25 PM (/qEW2)

275 Of course someone was going to make a chainsaw attachment,this is America after all.Gears of War came out what,10 years ago?

Chainsaw sword was in Warhammer 40k in the 1980s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:25 PM (39g3+)

276 270
Pasties?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 08, 2017 04:24 PM (vbvxt)

Cornish pasties. For Welsh miners who moonlight as strippers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:25 PM (mbhDw)

277 If we explained to these libtards that AR-15s are like Barbie dolls but for men. We are accessorizing. So in effect, we are playing with dolls.

Then tell them "go away you cis-gendered hater".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2017 04:25 PM (jxbfJ)

278 Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
Hey,just what you see pal

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2017 04:25 PM (LiyEm)

279 It's a shame you can't get floaty thingies to keep from losing your AR in the lake.

Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2017 04:25 PM (Kwhm/)

280 It needs the Ka-Bar Tactical Spork. It can't be tactical without the spork.


I have one of those.

Posted by: Treebeard at November 08, 2017 04:26 PM (QQ+il)

281 Has the Sonobi Deflector been perfected or is that still on the drawing board?

Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2017 04:26 PM (Sfs6o)

282 274 Even if you have no possible use for an AR-15, I would urge people to buy one as

A) an investment
B) it makes liberals enraged


I have no idea why they think all violence will stop when they ban the Ar15, but this drumbeat will never stop.
Posted by: Maritime at November 08, 2017 04:25 PM (lKmt3)

Right now they're cheap. You can pick up a basic model for $399.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:26 PM (NWiLs)

283
I used to listen to Dave, Shelly and Chainsaw on KGB in San Diego.

Are they still doing the morning zoo thing?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:26 PM (mbhDw)

284 fixerupper, I don't know, but I'm thinking about 7 feet long (Mosin with bayonet attached). You could definitely use it like a pitchfork. Probably can find that length online somewhere; would rather not have to attach and measure myself, as my bayonets are doused in a nice coating of CLP COL lube and stored away in the garage.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2017 04:26 PM (QDnY+)

285 I'd also like mine to have a mirror thing that goes up, so I can fix my lipstick while I'm chainsawing and wasp-pulverizing. I don't think that's too much to ask.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2017 04:26 PM (UoSKV)

286 We once wrapped and cooked bacon around the not barrel of a M249. Does that count?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2017 04:26 PM (nXduh)

287 Mosin/w bayonet attached is about 5'6"....

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 08, 2017 04:27 PM (0OmEj)

288 Which configuration can I dual wield in my next multiplayer match of Goldeneye?

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 08, 2017 04:27 PM (z/Ubi)

289 he had a 2-POINT SUSPENSION SLING??!!

You only need a 5 point harness to shoot upside-down if you're hunting vampires.

Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2017 04:27 PM (FhXTo)

290 "UPDATE: Nationwide Futile Screams of Horror over Trump have begun."

I wish them well, of course, but I hope everyone realizes that this is just yelling and screaming. It's not art.

Posted by: Yoko Ono at November 08, 2017 04:27 PM (398bZ)

291
263 Time to let the dawning sink in that you can't mod-out these toys in every manner imaginable and then expect the American people to buy that these toys are enshrined, ad infinitum, in the Constitution.

Sure we can. I'm pretty sure that freedom of expecting is covered by the first amendment.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2017 04:27 PM (sGtp+)

292 So, I looked through the possible modifications and I really like the AR-15 bayonet with the AR 15 bayonet.

Posted by: blake at November 08, 2017 04:27 PM (qC1Sy)

293 Husquavarna or a Stihl. What the lumberjacks use. Although I've never used one, people say Jonserud is good too.

Cold, no priming, no setting it on the ground to brace, one pull?

I've got a great Jonsered but there's no way that saw in one hand pull the other start works til it's warmed up.


Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2017 04:14 PM (FhXTo)

We use Huskies with "bow bars" and carbide tipped chains to cut Christmas trees. Not in one pull on cold morning, but engage the choke, one pull, disengage choke and pull...it will start if properly tuned.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 08, 2017 04:27 PM (R5lpX)

294
It need an "agonizer.

- - Mirror Universe Ruger

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:27 PM (mbhDw)

295 and then expect the American people to buy that these toys are enshrined, ad infinitum, in the Constitution.

Posted by: McSausage Biscuit at November 08, 2017 04:23 PM (2kF+m)



Ah, but the funny thing? It actually is. Keep in mind that at the time the Constitution was written private ownership of the most powerful weapon of the time was a thing. I'm talking about cannons, of course.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 08, 2017 04:27 PM (vbvxt)

296 Jimmy Kimmel just can't help himself. Now he's comparing Trump to O. J.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:27 PM (PY9jH)

297 as a concerned lifetime conservative Christian republican I think only the military and the police should be allowed to own AR15s
preferably military cops of course
.....cause those dogs aren't going to shoot themselves

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 08, 2017 04:27 PM (N6CVU)

298 This seems relevant here:

https://twitter.com/mnrothbard/status/927947277095915520


For those who wisely do not read the twats:

In tonight's episode of things that are not ok, I found out that a company produces M1 Garands chambered in .458 Winchester Magnum. Because fuck you, fuck your cover, fuck the six guys behind you and fuck my shoulder.


There is a picture of this glorious beast.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 08, 2017 04:27 PM (mf5HN)

299 . I don't use it often but when you need it, it's a God-send.


Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 04:23 PM (14URa)
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It is! When I was living by myself, I used it all the time! A little less now - I just make Rev reach stuff.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:27 PM (lwiT4)

300 I just started my Stihl for the first time in months a couple hours ago, filled up the back of the pickup with firewood.

Put it on the full choke and pull slow 3-4 times till it starts to fire. Move the choke up and it almost always starts on the next pull. Not sure what would start in one pull, though I had a Honda lawnmower that would.

I always wondered what the "full auto" button was for. Guess I just have to figure where to put in the bullets.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2017 04:28 PM (/aIFg)

301 Needs an AR-15 attachment.

Posted by: Department of Redundancy Department at November 08, 2017 04:28 PM (H8S+R)

302 JJ, wow, you lived in America's Finest City at one point?

I think those people have been off the air for years, but I was away for many many years before returning.

Oh - and ..... gun thread! (sort of)

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2017 04:28 PM (QDnY+)

303 Ace has updates to the post..hysterical.

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2017 04:28 PM (a0IVu)

304 282 Has the Sonobi Deflector been perfected or is that still on the drawing board?

Someone has to crawl into the Jeffries tube to reverse the flow of sonobi particles.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2017 04:28 PM (sGtp+)

305 Right now they're cheap. You can pick up a basic model for $399.

All I need to do is sell 100 books :/

Keep in mind that at the time the Constitution was written private ownership of the most powerful weapon of the time was a thing. I'm talking about cannons, of course.

Cannons hell, you could legally own a warship

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:28 PM (39g3+)

306 And of course, the usual retarded statement that the AR15 is the preferred rifle of law enforcement and the military. The military doesn't use AR15s, dumbasses.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:28 PM (NWiLs)

307 Eastern Standard Time Zone Screaming kicks off in 90 minutes.

The excitement is palpable.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 08, 2017 04:28 PM (3myMJ)

308 I'm gonna posit the gun used then kill the most people is probably a High Point or something similar with the serial number filed off. But that's just me.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2017 04:28 PM (nXduh)

309 I'd like the Insta-kill laser for my purse.

But only if I don't have to take a class.

Posted by: Shopgirl: Wearing her 2016 WS t-shirt at November 08, 2017 04:29 PM (vj22Z)

310 What about the 40-watt plasma rifle attachment?

Posted by: T-800 at November 08, 2017 04:29 PM (vChNs)

311 Posted by: navycopjoe at November 08, 2017 04:27 PM (N6CVU)
=============================


Hey there ncj! How's paradise?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:29 PM (lwiT4)

312 Cannons hell, you could legally own a warship
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:28 PM (39g3+)

Letters of marque and reprisal, biznitches!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:29 PM (NWiLs)

313 Ah, but the funny thing? It actually is. Keep in mind that at the time the Constitution was written private ownership of the most powerful weapon of the time was a thing. I'm talking about cannons, of course.

and warships.

Posted by: Treebeard at November 08, 2017 04:29 PM (QQ+il)

314 I'm thinking about 7 feet long (Mosin with bayonet attached).


It's taller than me, and I'm 5'8"

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 08, 2017 04:29 PM (vbvxt)

315 OT/ The push to end the Electoral College has gotten a further push forward in an article/opinion piece at NYT.

If that happens, we are goners as a country. We will be socialist. No longer a Republic.

I'm wondering more and more if I should stop paying attention to the news. Even here.

Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at November 08, 2017 04:30 PM (dWqpY)

316 I want an attachment that will refer to my targets with non-preferred pronouns for maximum offensive capability.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

317 Yeah, but can you dual-wield AR15s?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2017 04:30 PM (KUaJL)

318 Does it have a toaster attachment?

Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2017 04:30 PM (88xKn)

319 303 JJ, wow, you lived in America's Finest City at one point?

I think those people have been off the air for years, but I was away for many many years before returning.

Oh - and ..... gun thread! (sort of)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2017 04:28 PM (QDnY+)


Believe it or not, I picked them up fairly often on my car radio in Los Angeles! Thought they were kind of funny. That was the '96-'03 period of my wasted life.

Had a friend who was in a TV series that shot down in SD and I visited him a lot in La Jolla. Love it, but it was quiet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:30 PM (mbhDw)

320 271 - tell us more about the trigger crank??

Damn son, the joke's on you again.

Posted by: McSausage Biscuit at November 08, 2017 04:30 PM (2kF+m)

321 276 Of course someone was going to make a chainsaw attachment,this is America after all.Gears of War came out what,10 years ago?

Chainsaw sword was in Warhammer 40k in the 1980s.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:25 PM (39g3+)

Groovy!

Posted by: Ashe at November 08, 2017 04:30 PM (NgKpN)

322 307 true that
we had M16s because we weren't cool enough to get M4s
stupid navy

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 08, 2017 04:30 PM (N6CVU)

323 I know a little bit about AR's and I kinda doubt the F-16 thingie. Although they do go up. Gotta give em that one.

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2017 04:31 PM (zLDYs)

324 An AR15 attached to another AR15 attached to another AR15...it's AR15s all the way down!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:31 PM (NWiLs)

325 Not sure what would start in one pull, though I had a Honda lawnmower that would.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2017 04:28 PM (/aIFg)

Won lots of drinks cranking a Honda small engine on first pull.

Takes two on every cold chain saw I've ever cranked.

Posted by: golfman at November 08, 2017 04:31 PM (48QDY)

326 290 You only need a 5 point harness to shoot upside-down if you're hunting vampires.

But then you'll also need the wooden stake attachment. And the shoulder thing with garlic.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2017 04:31 PM (sGtp+)

327 Who would want an F-16 when you could have a Warthog?

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:31 PM (Dp7Gq)

328 316 OT/ The push to end the Electoral College has gotten a further push forward in an article/opinion piece at NYT.

If that happens, we are goners as a country. We will be socialist. No longer a Republic.

I'm wondering more and more if I should stop paying attention to the news. Even here.
Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at November 08, 2017 04:30 PM (dWqpY


The only way it happens is if the GOP sells us out. Even still, I don't think that is possible without an Amendment. Or is it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:31 PM (mbhDw)

329 318 Yeah, but can you dual-wield AR15s?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2017 04:30 PM (KUaJL)

Sure, if you don't care about actually hitting anything.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:31 PM (NWiLs)

330

haha, love that Jon Gabriel

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (fceHP)

331 Did you see USA Today's update where they explain that these are all just possible modifications, not the actual killer's gone. They go on to say that the killer did not actually use the chainsaw bayonet.

Glad they explained that.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (UoSKV)

332 255 I'd love a flamethrower for mine, please.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:23 PM (PY9jH)
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Especially handy if you want to snack on creme brulee at the range!

Posted by: Margarita,voyaging to the edge of crisp at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (0jtPF)

333 You know what I want? An AR-15 with a BFG attachment.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (mf5HN)

334 If I remember correctly the F-16 is about 49 feet. Which begs the question- how the hell do you carry a gun that big?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (nXduh)

335 What about twin buzzsaw bayonets? And there would be a release mechanism that would send them flying forward, like ninja stars.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (/qEW2)

336 Not in one pull on cold morning, but engage the choke, one pull, disengage choke and pull...it will start if properly tuned.

Yep, my point was that anyone who'd used either tool would realize they cannot be used effectively together by a 2 handed species.

Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (FhXTo)

337 312 hey grammy
not bad at all here
I'm officially starting a four and a half day weekend because my work attitude sucks

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (N6CVU)

338 325 An AR15 attached to another AR15 attached to another AR15...it's AR15s all the way down!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:31 PM (NWiLs)


M.C. Escheruger...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (mbhDw)

339 *gun* not gone.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (UoSKV)

340 chainsaw attachment

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Sad news. It's solar powered

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (vChNs)

341 Cannons hell, you could legally own a warship

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:28 PM (39g3+)



Cause 'Murica! Fuck yeah!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (vbvxt)

342 Time to let the dawning sink in that you can't
mod-out these toys in every manner imaginable and then expect the
American people to buy that these toys are enshrined, ad infinitum, in
the Constitution.

Posted by: McSausage Biscuit at November 08, 2017 04:23 PM (2kF+m)
===========================


Huh? Why not? Don't see your logic.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (lwiT4)

343 What ever happened to the rifle round that can shoot over walls and strike the enemy hiding behind it?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 08, 2017 04:23 PM (Z4z/q)
............

The Krummlauf, I love mine.

https://tinyurl.com/y7cwor9o

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2017 04:33 PM (HgMAr)

344

Come bundled with Liberal tears.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2017 04:33 PM (fceHP)

345 For some reason, I now kinda want to see Red Green upgrade an AR-15 with a roll of duct tape.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 08, 2017 04:33 PM (JQoT5)

346 Huh? Why not? Don't see your logic.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (lwiT4)

That's because there isn't any.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:33 PM (NWiLs)

347 I'd love an armed drone attachment. 'fraid the F-16 is too pricey for me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:33 PM (PY9jH)

348 Sad news. It's solar powered

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (vChNs)
=======================================

Bummer. We only have sunshine in Wisconsin 4 months out of the year.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:33 PM (lwiT4)

349 Sad news. It's solar powered



We own the night!

Posted by: Gas powered stabby things at November 08, 2017 04:34 PM (QQ+il)

350 Notice that its an AR-15 style rifle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:34 PM (39g3+)

351 For those who wisely do not read the twats:

In tonight's episode of things that are not ok, I found out that a company produces M1 Garands chambered in .458 Winchester Magnum. Because fuck you, fuck your cover, fuck the six guys behind you and fuck my shoulder.


There is a picture of this glorious beast.
Posted by: alexthechick



Was on Facebook last night.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2017 04:34 PM (vVRlw)

352 Probably be in the local Gannett newspaper tomorrow morning. Since when I look at it, at the local gas station, its mostly USA Today news, with some local news thrown it. I don't spend a nickle on it, or a $1.00 on it now.

Posted by: Colin at November 08, 2017 04:34 PM (QSjzt)

353 The F16 is a nice touch but I don't think I'd want it on my peashooter. The weight would really screw up my aim.

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 04:34 PM (14URa)

354 Feminist modified AR-15:

Has a "Rabbit" vibrator (a la "Sex in the City") attachment, so your victims can have an orgasm while you shoot them.

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2017 04:34 PM (42M22)

355 318 Yeah, but can you dual-wield AR15s?

Haven't seen Thor: Ragnarok yet?

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2017 04:34 PM (sGtp+)

356 ncj!

And USN, really, Mosin with bayonet only 5' 6"? Hmmm. Disappointing. In any case, they're quite long. But not unwieldly because the weight balance.

alex, thanks for that- was unaware of the sacrilegious mod to the M1 (I note an HQ commenter is in that twatter thread, BTW). I think there was a prototype Luger done in 45ACP, before WWII, by Walther, or something. Not the same thing, but kinda.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2017 04:34 PM (QDnY+)

357 In case you want to skip to the punchline, or aren't sure what the ridiculous part is, you can click on this screencap,

What's the problem with this?

I just happened to have bought a chainsaw bayonet attachment for a Daisy BB gun. It's friggin awesome! It's CO2 powered, also, so I'm killing the Earth in double time as I'm chopping down trees with it. But ... I know it's really for cutting people limbs, not tree limbs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2017 04:34 PM (8gDQu)

358 Keep in mind that at the time the Constitution was written private ownership of the most powerful weapon of the time was a thing. I'm talking about cannons, of course.

Cannons hell, you could legally own a warship
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:28 PM (39g3+)

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how does 2nd place feel?

Posted by: Smallpox Blanket at November 08, 2017 04:34 PM (vChNs)

359 >>I'd love an armed drone attachment


If I could photoshop, I'd be looking for a picture of Michele Fields right now.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:34 PM (Dp7Gq)

360 Anyone going to one of these screaming fests? I hope while they are looking at the sky and screaming, they get bird turds down their gullets.

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2017 04:34 PM (a0IVu)

361 Somebody at USA Today played too much Gears of War.

Also, this makes me want to get a Ruger 5.56....and I really don't need yet another AR

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (xJa6I)

362 Alert for Alex: People have not posted a version with a Corgi bayonet.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (wB8Tg)

363 342 Cannons hell, you could legally own a warship

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:28 PM (39g3+)



Cause 'Murica! Fuck yeah!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (vbvxt)


I see that there's an A-26 Invader for sale. No half-dozen .50's in the nose, but it would look great on the end of your AR-15!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (mbhDw)

364 Notice that its an AR-15 style rifle.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Exactly.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (vVRlw)

365 334 that's good for doom demons but you want maximum range cred?
two words.....tactical spork

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (N6CVU)

366 343 Time to let the dawning sink in that you can't
mod-out these toys in every manner imaginable and then expect the
American people to buy that these toys are enshrined, ad infinitum, in
the Constitution.

grammie, it's not logic. It's politics. They aren't the same thing.

Posted by: McSausage Biscuit at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (2kF+m)

367 UsA dude has a point, last comment on previous thread I wrote I never really wanted a rifle, but if I did I would get at least 7.62

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (aC6Sd)

368 I want one with the folding fin rocket pod underbarrel attachment.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (NWiLs)

369 i'm holding out for the giant python option. to clean up the mess.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (KP5rU)

370 Feminist modified AR-15:

Has a "Rabbit" vibrator (a la "Sex in the City") attachment, so your victims can have an orgasm while you shoot them.
Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2017 04:34 PM (42M22)


kinda like a quentin tarantino movie

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (fceHP)

371 I'm officially starting a four and a half day weekend because my work attitude sucks

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (N6CVU)



I have to work this weekend.

Thanks for reminding me.

Dick.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (vbvxt)

372 An SUV attachment that fires cigarettes and fatty foods!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (oVJmc)

373 "What ever happened to the rifle round that can shoot over walls and strike the enemy hiding behind it?"

Saw a Liveleak vid where a sniper with a 50 cal takes out a terrorist behind a wall by shooting through it. You couldn't see the bad guy, but could see the blood splatter happen.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (3myMJ)

374 355 Feminist modified AR-15:

Has a "Rabbit" vibrator (a la "Sex in the City") attachment, so your victims can have an orgasm while you shoot them.
Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2017 04:34 PM (42M22)

*sits down*

Go on...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2017 04:36 PM (xJa6I)

375 363 Alert for Alex: People have not posted a version with a Corgi bayonet.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (wB8Tg)


"Pfft!"

- - Flaming skull with pudding suppressor

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

376 314 Ah, but the funny thing? It actually is. Keep in mind that at the time the Constitution was written private ownership of the most powerful weapon of the time was a thing. I'm talking about cannons, of course.


----

You've apparently forgotten the Banana

Posted by: John Cleese at November 08, 2017 04:36 PM (vChNs)

377 How about a modification that screams.

" I DON'T FEEL NOWAYS TIRED"

Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2017 04:36 PM (5b+Sr)

378 UsA dude has a point, last comment on previous thread I wrote I never really wanted a rifle, but if I did I would get at least 7.62
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (aC6Sd)

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7.62???

Better go with a 30 calibre instead.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:36 PM (8XRCm)

379 When the Founding Fathers weren't kicking the shit out of the British, they were cutting cord wood with their illegal musket modifications.

Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2017 04:36 PM (Kwhm/)

380 Where's the bread making attachment? the pasta making one too while we're at it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2017 04:36 PM (hscyr)

381 The only way it happens is if the GOP sells us out. Even still, I don't think that is possible without an Amendment. Or is it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
_________


It would take a Constitutional Amendment, or enough individual states could promise not to release their electoral votes to the popular vote winner, but I think that would have all sorts of legal challenges.

My preferred system would be states apportioned their electoral votes by something like Congressional districts.

That way the blue urban hell holes don't get to take the entire state.

Posted by: Maritime at November 08, 2017 04:36 PM (lKmt3)

382 >>I'm officially starting a four and a half day weekend because my work attitude sucks


Good thing you got that sugar momma.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:36 PM (Dp7Gq)

383
AR-15 with spider-spewing shell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

384 I saw Chainsaw Bayonet open for Traffic at Winterland in 1973....

Posted by: the Butcher at November 08, 2017 04:37 PM (DIosY)

385 7.62???

Better go with a 30 calibre instead.


ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 08, 2017 04:37 PM (QQ+il)

386 The ultimate:

An AR-15 with a noose dangling from the barrel, so your victim dies of apoplectic rage about your racism before the bullet even hits him.

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2017 04:37 PM (42M22)

387 - - Flaming skull with pudding suppressor
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

playing Paul Anka feed

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2017 04:37 PM (fceHP)

388 A 91/30 with a bayonet is what.... 10...12 feet long.???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:21 PM

You should see my 7.65 Argentine Mauser with the bayonet mounted. Effin thing's taller than I am. Granted, I'm 5'6", so that ain't hard.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2017 04:37 PM (p+Wdc)

389 362 ....and I really don't need yet another AR

BAN THE HEATHEN!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 08, 2017 04:37 PM (N6CVU)

390 How about a deep-fat fryer attachment.

Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (5b+Sr)

391 ncj, cripes, it's been a while . . . Glad you're taking some time off. I will tell you right now, retirement is heaven.

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (14URa)

392 328 Who would want an F-16 when you could have a Warthog?
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:31 PM (Dp7Gq)


----

or a honey badger

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (vChNs)

393
An SUV attachment that fires cigarettes and fatty foods!


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (oVJmc)

Some liberal asshole in my paper blamed traffic jams on "you people in your SUV's, pickup trucks, and minivans."

I'd love an AR-15 mount for my sedan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (PY9jH)

394 388 - - Flaming skull with pudding suppressor
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

playing Paul Anka feed
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2017 04:37 PM (fceHP)


It shoots shirts, but only to guys.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)

395 Sling an actual living dragon underneath, for breath weapon attacks once a turn plus claw/claw/bite

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (39g3+)

396
Damn! I wish that I had thought of the chainsaw bayonnet!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (3KcdH)

397 7.62???

Better go with a 30 calibre instead.


ISWYDT
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 08, 2017 04:37 PM (QQ+il)

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OK OK OK OK.

.308

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (8XRCm)

398 Is there one with a Ginzu knife modification?

And would you get not one, but two more rifles just like it if you call within the next 15 minutes? Only $19.99 with FREE shipping and handling.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (ZM2xo)

399 I'm gonna need a cigar trimmer and Zippo attachment too, please.

Posted by: goon at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (EaQ6/)

400 297--- Jimmy Kimmel just can't help himself. Now he's comparing Trump to O. J.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:27 PM (PY9jH)
----------------------------
Hmmm.
Normally I have no trouble connecting the leftist dots but this one has me stumped.
Unless by "OJ" you mean orange juice.

Posted by: Margarita,voyaging to the edge of crisp at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (0jtPF)

401 Alert for Alex: People have not posted a version with a Corgi bayonet.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (wB8Tg)


Did you mean now? Because that's totally a thing.

http://bit.ly/2yIxoWg






Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (mf5HN)

402 For the ladies - an attachment that freshens up makeup. Because there is no excuse to not looking your best before shooting something.

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (a0IVu)

403 If there ain't no A-10 Warthog attachment I an't buyin'.


Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (T71PA)

404 two words.....tactical spork
Posted by: navycopjoe at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (N6CVU)
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Oh yes, brother. Preach it. It's only a step away from becoming a shiv.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (UoSKV)

405
Every fifth round emits a London Boys photo...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)

406 I have to say, the F-15 attachment is now starting to make this silly. Very silly, indeed.



Gloriously silly.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (H8S+R)

407 but if I did I would get at least 7.62

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (aC6Sd)

x54R.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (vbvxt)

408 The ultimate:



An AR-15 with a noose dangling from the barrel, so your victim dies
of apoplectic rage about your racism before the bullet even hits him.
--

The only way I could improve on that is to suggest making the gun itself "white."

Outside of that... nicely done zombie.

Posted by: shibumi at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (aT+Bx)

409 379 UsA dude has a point, last comment on previous thread I wrote I never really wanted a rifle, but if I did I would get at least 7.62
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (aC6Sd)
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Why not round up and get 8?

Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2017 04:39 PM (Sfs6o)

410 Breasts. Gotta be a big pair of breast attachments, Bob.

Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2017 04:39 PM (5b+Sr)

411 grammie, it's not logic. It's politics. They aren't the same thing.

Posted by: McSausage Biscuit at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (2kF+m)
============================

Well, for right now anyways, I can still get a machine gun/ chainsaw/ toaster oven, and I'm putting it on my Christmas list.

Best Christmas I ever had, my kids bought me a pearl-handled revolver. Second best Christmas, I got an engagement ring from Rev.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:39 PM (lwiT4)

412 389 A 91/30 with a bayonet is what.... 10...12 feet long.???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:21 PM

They didnt need massed volley fire for antiaircraft applications. Just stick the bayonet in the engines.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:39 PM (NWiLs)

413 336 What about twin buzzsaw bayonets? And there would be a release mechanism that would send them flying forward, like ninja stars.

----

sorta like on the Mach-5?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2017 04:39 PM (vChNs)

414 Did you mean now? Because that's totally a thing.



http://bit.ly/2yIxoWg



Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (mf5HN)
You are so badass, atc.

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 04:39 PM (14URa)

415 390 362 ....and I really don't need yet another AR

BAN THE HEATHEN!!!!
Posted by: navycopjoe at November 08, 2017 04:37 PM (N6CVU)

Damn it Joe, I'm out of space! Nearly ever right angle in the house has some kind of long gun propping it up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2017 04:39 PM (xJa6I)

416 Flaming skull with pudding suppressor
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

playing Paul Anka feed
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2017 04:37 PM (fceHP)


It shoots shirts, but only to guys.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)

when you hit the "Shoot t-shirt" lever, it screams SOON!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2017 04:39 PM (fceHP)

417 392 that's right
I was lurking and saw you retired and got the hell out of commiefornia
congrats

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 08, 2017 04:39 PM (N6CVU)

418 And would you get not one, but two more rifles just like it if you call within the next 15 minutes? Only $19.99 with FREE shipping and handling.

You know come to think of it, that's how Europeans think Americans buy firearms.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 04:39 PM (ZM2xo)

419
Where's the AR-15 with the deature that makes Swiss Army knives so badass -- the li'l weenie tweezers?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2017 04:39 PM (3KcdH)

420 Imagine an AR-15 with a quokka launcher attached.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (GsAUU)

421 USA Today is on this!

USA TODAY @USATODAY
To clarify, the video shows both the shooter's modifications, as well as other possible modifications. The shooter did not use a chainsaw bayonet.
2:05 PM - Nov 8, 2017

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (Nwg0u)

422 For the ladies - an attachment that freshens up makeup. Because there is no excuse to not looking your best before shooting something.
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (a0IVu)
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Oooh, like setting spray or something? I already asked for the mirror attachment so we could touch up our lipstick.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (UoSKV)

423 F-16s are small. When they do the "heritage flights" at airshows, pairing WWII fighters with modern-day fighters, the contemporary aircraft dwarf the war-birds. Except for the F-16 - next to a P-51, or a Hellcat, they're not *that* much bigger. F-15s make the war-birds look like toys.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (QDnY+)

424 Charlie Sheen attachment.

Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (FASvy)

425 Mellon baller.

Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (5b+Sr)

426 Democrats are guided by Satan. Fucking ghouls.

Posted by: Obi Wan Sonobi at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (rv0Fo)

427 For the ladies - an attachment that freshens up makeup. Because there is no excuse to not looking your best before shooting something.
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (a0IVu)


I'm pretty sure that's standard issue for the IDF.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (mf5HN)

428
If I remember correctly the F-16 is about 49 feet. Which begs the question- how the hell do you carry a gun that big?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (nXduh)


Duh with the 2 point sling

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (lKyWE)

429 Invoke the Roberto Clemente Rule and vote Halladay into the Hall of Fame this year?

Make it so!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (GsAUU)

430 402 Alert for Alex: People have not posted a version with a Corgi bayonet.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (wB8Tg)


Did you mean now? Because that's totally a thing.

http://bit.ly/2yIxoWg






Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (mf5HN)

No tree rat is safe.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (xJa6I)

431 but if I did I would get at least 7.62

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 04:35 PM (aC6Sd)

x54R.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (vbvxt)

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*points*

*flails*

*points*

COLLUSION!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!! RUSKIE COLLUSION!!!!

*points again*

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (8XRCm)

432
Boyfriend loophole!
Boyfriend loophole!
* braaaaawk! *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (3KcdH)

433 417 Flaming skull with pudding suppressor
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

playing Paul Anka feed
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2017 04:37 PM (fceHP)


It shoots shirts, but only to guys.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)

when you hit the "Shoot t-shirt" lever, it screams SOON!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2017 04:39 PM (fceHP)


Every 6th round screams "DOOM."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:41 PM (mbhDw)

434 The weapons in most the the video games the boys play now (and maybe girls also now) are much more fierce than any old AR-15

All video games should be banned if they have guns in them...dolls and transgender dolls should all that's allowed for boys to play with...../sarc

Posted by: Colin at November 08, 2017 04:41 PM (QSjzt)

435 420
Where's the AR-15 with the deature that makes Swiss Army knives so badass -- the li'l weenie tweezers?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2017 04:39 PM (3KcdH)

The plastic toothpick.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:41 PM (NWiLs)

436 I will need to sign up for the Charles Atlas weight lifting course before I try to lift a fully equipped right-wing AR-15, obviously.

Posted by: goon at November 08, 2017 04:41 PM (EaQ6/)

437 With warthog : http://tinyurl.com/y97to3jc

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2017 04:41 PM (4e+hS)

438 416 and now I'm jealous
shit

Posted by: navycopjoe at November 08, 2017 04:41 PM (N6CVU)

439 Jimmy Kimmel just can't help himself. Now he's comparing Trump to O. J.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:27 PM (PY9jH)

----------------------------

Hmmm.

Normally I have no trouble connecting the leftist dots but this one has me stumped.

Unless by "OJ" you mean orange juice.
---

I think it's clear.

OJ killed his wife.

Trump is a rich white man

Therefore, Trump is obviously a crazed killer who needs to be impeached and then executed.

/what is wrong with the people on this site?

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at November 08, 2017 04:41 PM (aT+Bx)

440 421 Imagine an AR-15 with a quokka launcher attached.
Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (GsAUU)


Cloaca?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw)

441


Also comes bundled with a f'ing MyPillow

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2017 04:42 PM (fceHP)

442 What about the GAU-8 underbarrel attachment?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:42 PM (NWiLs)

443 No Clock radios/sweater vest attachment?

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front, Meeting Chapter at November 08, 2017 04:42 PM (2X7pN)

444 Oooh, like setting spray or something? I already asked for the mirror attachment so we could touch up our lipstick.

THat makeup device Leeloo uses in Fifth Element

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:42 PM (39g3+)

445 I occasionally argue with leftists on Twitter about gun control.

It's freaking AMAZING how little they understand about the subject.

It's incredibly common to find morons who think felons can just walk into a gun show and buy full auto weaponry, no questions asked, no laws broken.

If you press them on any technical detail whatsoever they will just lash out and tell you the details don't matter, you bloodthirsty NRA stooge!

Posted by: bonhomme at November 08, 2017 04:42 PM (jhqr1)

446 Best Christmas I ever had, my kids bought me a pearl-handled revolver. Second best Christmas, I got an engagement ring from Rev.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:39 PM

Pearl handles are for pimps. Ivory grips, however ...

Posted by: George Patton at November 08, 2017 04:42 PM (cgtT/)

447 But that's not all! Act now and we'll throw in a chainsaw bayonet absolutely free! Just pay separate shipping and handling.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 08, 2017 04:42 PM (Nwg0u)

448 Invoke the Roberto Clemente Rule and vote Halladay into the Hall of Fame this year?

Make it so!
Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (GsAUU)


They really really should.

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 08, 2017 04:42 PM (mf5HN)

449 Needs an oil well or industrial smoke stack attachment.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2017 04:42 PM (G0vdT)

450 Every 6th round screams "DOOM."
--

Can every third round play that Darth Vader song?


Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at November 08, 2017 04:42 PM (aT+Bx)

451
422 USA Today is on this!

USA TODAY @USATODAY
To clarify, the video shows both the shooter's modifications, as well as other possible modifications. The shooter did not use a chainsaw bayonet.
2:05 PM - Nov 8, 2017
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (Nwg0u)

OMG, these JournoLists are beyond parodying!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2017 04:43 PM (3KcdH)

452 They didnt need massed volley fire for antiaircraft applications. Just stick the bayonet in the engines.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:39 PM (NWiLs)

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Volley fire across the Volga at Stalingrad. Survivors got bayoneted across the Volga.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:43 PM (8XRCm)

453 How 'bout a Rottweiler attachment?

Nah, guess not. Damn PETA activism.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 08, 2017 04:43 PM (H8S+R)

454 Trump wig attachment.

Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2017 04:43 PM (5b+Sr)

455 With warthog : http://tinyurl.com/y97to3jc

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2017 04:41 PM (4e+hS)

You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 08, 2017 04:43 PM (T71PA)

456 421 Imagine an AR-15 with a quokka launcher attached.
Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (GsAUU)

So people will SQUEEEE themselves to death.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:43 PM (NWiLs)

457 somebody on twatter is holding out for the home depot truck rental option on the ar. i wonder if the crazed driver comes with it?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2017 04:43 PM (KP5rU)

458
DERRINGER ATTACHMENT!!!!


~Rolling Stone Magazine

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:43 PM (8XRCm)

459 Putin pecs attachment.

Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2017 04:43 PM (5b+Sr)

460 Flaming skull with pudding suppressor
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

playing Paul Anka feed
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2017 04:37 PM (fceHP)


It shoots shirts, but only to guys.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (mbhDw)

when you hit the "Shoot t-shirt" lever, it screams SOON!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2017 04:39 PM (fceHP)


Every 6th round screams "DOOM."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:41 PM (mbhDw)


The light attachment is the Ace-Signal.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2017 04:43 PM (fceHP)

461 >>Also comes bundled with a f'ing MyPillow


How are you sleeping, Punk?

Posted by: Mike Lindell at November 08, 2017 04:44 PM (Dp7Gq)

462 "Won lots of drinks cranking a Honda small engine on first pull.
Posted by: golfman

a small engine that provides free drinks ... that's better than a chainsaw attachment.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2017 04:44 PM (/aIFg)

463 For some time I've been trying to incorporate a Pez Dispenser, but cannot seem to overcome the engineering challenges.

Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2017 04:44 PM (Sfs6o)

464 Invoke the Roberto Clemente Rule and vote Halladay into the Hall of Fame this year?



Make it so!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (GsAUU)
===================

I'd be good with that.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:44 PM (lwiT4)

465 would make an awesome bong man

Posted by: Pantifa at November 08, 2017 04:44 PM (mcI77)

466 459
DERRINGER ATTACHMENT!!!!


~Rolling Stone Magazine
Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:43 PM (8XRCm)


"Sloopy!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:44 PM (mbhDw)

467 Wow. Someone set USA Today up the bomb.

Posted by: sinalco at November 08, 2017 04:44 PM (yODqO)

468 113 Owning guns is a big no-no in most of Europe.

When I worked for a French company, and the French employees came to visit in the US, it was surprising how many wanted to go to a range and shoot. "

I think you can get shotguns (people still do hunt there) but it's not easy. Handguns, no.

I knew someone who went on a Euro hunting vacation who told me that. He couldn't take his own guns, he had to rent his shotgun from the outfitter.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 04:44 PM (ZM2xo)

469 I want an AR-15 that for shits and giggles shoots out a little pink flag that says, "I got your Safe Space right here."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:44 PM (PY9jH)

470 Imagine an AR-15 with a quokka launcher attached.

I would figuratively kill to get a pet Quokka.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 08, 2017 04:44 PM (jhqr1)

471 445 Oooh, like setting spray or something? I already asked for the mirror attachment so we could touch up our lipstick.

THat makeup device Leeloo uses in Fifth Element
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:42 PM (39g3+)

Or the makeup shotgun from the Simpsons.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2017 04:44 PM (xJa6I)

472 Shit-flinging attachment.

Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2017 04:44 PM (5b+Sr)

473 On the other side, I just bought a chainsaw that came with an AR-15 attachment. It's pretty cool. The chainsaw cutters pull the trigger as they turn so it's fully-fully automatic.

And, since it's just a chainsaw attachment and not a gun they can slip AR-15 through the chainsaw loophole.

The only problem is that I lost two fingers changing magazines ... but I've got eight left, so it's okay.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2017 04:44 PM (8gDQu)

474 When the Founding Fathers weren't kicking the shit
out of the British, they were cutting cord wood with their illegal
musket modifications.


Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2017 04:36 PM (Kwhm/)


Apropos of nothing Mrs Hades and I went to Colonial Williamsburg a few weeks ago where I visited the gunsmith's shop and saw how they made flintlock rifles. Yes, he had a rifling jig set up in the shop. What I found amazing though was that they actually made the barrels from flat bar stock formed into a tube because they didn't have the means to drill straight holes through round stock. It was pretty cool.

Apparently they make a few rifles per year and you can actually buy one. I don't know that I'd want one because flintlock. There is a reason they started using percussion caps.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 08, 2017 04:45 PM (vbvxt)

475 sean davis has never looked at weapons. they are not kept on shelves, like shirts and skinny jeans and shit like that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2017 04:45 PM (KP5rU)

476 Chainsaw bayonet would make a great punk band name.

It's hilarious seeing how ignorant the no-load media is talking about the oh-so-yucky subject of guns. Remember that testosterone-free Millennial dildo who was traumatized by shooting an AR?



Posted by: grizzledcoastie at November 08, 2017 04:45 PM (FMgad)

477 451 Every 6th round screams "DOOM."
--

Can every third round play that Darth Vader song?


Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at November 08, 2017 04:42 PM (aT+Bx)


Every 8th round releases a chakra...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:45 PM (mbhDw)

478 LRAD attachment that plays Vogon Poetry.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:45 PM (Dp7Gq)

479 Can I get it with dual airhorns? The big chrome ones?

Posted by: goon at November 08, 2017 04:45 PM (EaQ6/)

480 425
Charlie Sheen attachment.

Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (FASvy)

426
Mellon baller.

Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM

Am I the only one laughing way too hard at the timing of these two comments?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2017 04:45 PM (p+Wdc)

481 420
Where's the AR-15 with the deature that makes Swiss Army knives so badass -- the li'l weenie tweezers?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2017 04:39 PM (3KcdH)
--------------------------------
Not to mention the corkscrew.

Posted by: Margarita,voyaging to the edge of crisp at November 08, 2017 04:45 PM (0jtPF)

482 I think the red dot attachment should be outlawed. What if an innocent third party chases after it by mistake? Could lead to unnecessary casualties.

Posted by: Demo Cat at November 08, 2017 04:45 PM (/qEW2)

483 JJ, wow, you lived in America's Finest City at one point?



I think those people have been off the air for years, but I was away for many many years before returning.



Oh - and ..... gun thread! (sort of)

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2017 04:28 PM (QDnY+)

I was born and raised in San Diego. Left there after my junior year of HS in 1975 and never looked back.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 08, 2017 04:45 PM (R5lpX)

484
440 Jimmy Kimmel just can't help himself. Now he's comparing Trump to O. J.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:27 PM (PY9jH)

He'd best back off before folks begin to notice his own resemblence to Charlie Sheen. ("Juggies", indeed - transparent smokescreen, bub!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2017 04:46 PM (3KcdH)

485
Mine has a Fondu attachment. And a Popeils pocket fisherman attachment.

They dont even MAKE those antiques anymore. Im never selling them.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:46 PM (8XRCm)

486 >>DERRINGER ATTACHMENT!


Lawdy Momma, light my fuse...

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:46 PM (Dp7Gq)

487 Don't get the Sessions model. It stops working as soon as you have the target in sight.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:46 PM (NWiLs)

488 And now, a word from Mow deGrasse Tyson:

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson
Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.
12:10 PM - Nov 8, 2017

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 08, 2017 04:46 PM (Nwg0u)

489 maybe ace keeps his ar on one of his custom built shelves.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2017 04:46 PM (KP5rU)

490 469 113 Owning guns is a big no-no in most of Europe.

When I worked for a French company, and the French employees came to visit in the US, it was surprising how many wanted to go to a range and shoot. "

I think you can get shotguns (people still do hunt there) but it's not easy. Handguns, no.

I knew someone who went on a Euro hunting vacation who told me that. He couldn't take his own guns, he had to rent his shotgun from the outfitter.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 04:44 PM (ZM2xo)


And yet every Euro-peon flick I see has all sorts of folks with pistols.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:46 PM (mbhDw)

491 Don't get the Sessions model. It stops working as soon as you have the target in sight.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:46 PM (NWiLs)

ahahaha

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2017 04:47 PM (fceHP)

492 https://www.panaceax.com/weaponized-chainsaw/

I wonder how many of these USA Today just sold?

Posted by: ThatGuy at November 08, 2017 04:47 PM (/GxGK)

493 They forgot ' silencers'

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2017 04:47 PM (aC6Sd)

494 this thread is comedy gold.

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2017 04:47 PM (a0IVu)

495
And now, a word from Mow deGrasse Tyson:



Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.

12:10 PM - Nov 8, 2017

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 08, 2017 04:46 PM (Nwg0u)

Sexual Harassment Boy sez wut?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:47 PM (PY9jH)

496 >>Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson
Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.


Nope. They just sexually harass us.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:47 PM (Dp7Gq)

497 486
Mine has a Fondu attachment. And a Popeils pocket fisherman attachment.

They dont even MAKE those antiques anymore. Im never selling them.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:46 PM (8XRCm)


"Dear Mr. Flowbee inventor: Have I got an idea for you!..."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)

498 Dart gun filled with female hormone sex change attachment

Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2017 04:48 PM (5b+Sr)

499 488 Don't get the Sessions model. It stops working as soon as you have the target in sight.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:46 PM (NWiLs)

Heh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2017 04:48 PM (xJa6I)

500 The more attachments you have, the more space there is for cat videos.

Posted by: goon at November 08, 2017 04:48 PM (EaQ6/)

501 just promise me that there is no Yoko Attachment.

War crime right there

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2017 04:48 PM (vChNs)

502 Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.
12:10 PM - Nov 8, 2017
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November


RIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP

Posted by: alexthechick - a manatee life for me at November 08, 2017 04:48 PM (mf5HN)

503 498 486
Mine has a Fondu attachment. And a Popeils pocket fisherman attachment.

They dont even MAKE those antiques anymore. Im never selling them.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:46 PM (8XRCm)


"Dear Mr. Flowbee inventor: Have I got an idea for you!..."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:48 PM (mbhDw)

Then you have to clean your gun with CLP and Barbicide.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM (NWiLs)

504 >>maybe ace keeps his ar on one of his custom built shelves.


Ace's AR15 has an IKEA Shelf attachment.

...or, it would. If he could figure out the damned instructions.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM (Dp7Gq)

505

I've never been a gun owner but I plan to fix that soon. I expect to ask for and receive really really good advice from you guys about what to buy, when the time comes.

Is there any model that can double as a leaf blower?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM (TdMsT)

506
Needs a pair of jinormous jugs mudflaps before I'll even think about getting one

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM (3KcdH)

507 Traveling Man, curious, where did you go, and why "never looked back"? Have been lots of places and lived in a few but nothing ever compared - but that depends on interests and hobbies and other things, I suppose.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM (QDnY+)

508 "Time to let the dawning sink in that you can't mod-out these toys in every manner imaginable and then expect the American people to buy that these toys are enshrined, ad infinitum, in the Constitution."

Go play in traffic.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM (XdYF3)

509 More fun

https://twitter.com/JacobMyth/status/928370460563333120

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM (39g3+)

510 And now, a word from Mow deGrasse Tyson:



Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.

12:10 PM - Nov 8, 2017

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 08, 2017 04:46 PM (Nwg0u)
=================================

oh for the love of pete. Deer are herbivores.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM (lwiT4)

511 Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.

So most of them in Deer Heaven still get killed in horrible ways and eaten alive by mountain lions and wolves who made it up there, too.

Doesn't sound like much of a Heaven for the deer.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM (8gDQu)

512 505 >>maybe ace keeps his ar on one of his custom built shelves.


Ace's AR15 has an IKEA Shelf attachment.

...or, it would. If he could figure out the damned instructions.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM (Dp7Gq)

You'll finally get the hole in that wall stud.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:50 PM (NWiLs)

513 Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson
Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.

-----

No... dumbass.

Each deer gets their own personal monkey.

Duh.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:50 PM (8XRCm)

514 511 And now, a word from Mow deGrasse Tyson:



Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.

12:10 PM - Nov 8, 2017

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 08, 2017 04:46 PM (Nwg0u)
=================================

oh for the love of pete. Deer are herbivores.


Yep. They only kill for kicks, man, for the kicks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2017 04:50 PM (xJa6I)

515 I'm going to call my daughter's guitar strap a 12 pt. suspension sling just because.

Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2017 04:50 PM (eIQHF)

516 A chainsaw bayonet would be nice, but I think a Sawzall bayonet or maybe even a Skilsaw bayonet would offer more versatility

Posted by: Portia De Rossi at November 08, 2017 04:50 PM (50GSb)

517 Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.

I sometimes wonder how that rape accusation against you is going.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 08, 2017 04:50 PM (O5Q3r)

518 Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.

12:10 PM - Nov 8, 2017

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 08, 2017 04:46 PM (Nwg0u)
=================================

oh for the love of pete. Deer are herbivores.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM (lwiT4)

And don't have hands.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:50 PM (NWiLs)

519
490 maybe ace keeps his ar on one of his custom built shelves.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2017 04:46 PM (KP5rU)

Yeah, the two-nails in the wall trick.

Posted by: goon at November 08, 2017 04:50 PM (EaQ6/)

520 Is there any model that can double as a leaf blower?





Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM (TdMsT)
======================

Yes, but they're made in Mexico.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:50 PM (lwiT4)

521 Rocky and Bullwinkle Hush-A-Boom Silent Explosive attachment.

Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2017 04:50 PM (5b+Sr)

522 Can I get the fishing pole attachment for the slow inbetween killing time?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 08, 2017 04:51 PM (6Ll1u)

523 512 Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.

So most of them in Deer Heaven still get killed in horrible ways and eaten alive by mountain lions and wolves who made it up there, too.

Doesn't sound like much of a Heaven for the deer.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM (8gDQu)

Plus the 'no thumbs' part. Giving them rifles is just a cruel way to taunt them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2017 04:51 PM (xJa6I)

524 >Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson
"Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans."

Well yeah, makes sense to me that an idiot would think that.
The deer hunt mountain lions too, it's something to see.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 08, 2017 04:51 PM (3myMJ)

525 Getting things "off the shelves" isn't a problem when you hire the right shelving contractor.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2017 04:51 PM (ctuyM)

526 Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson
Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.
12:10 PM - Nov 8, 2017

The Deep Thoughts of NDT.

Do they get to have opposable thumbs in Deer Heaven, Neil? Think about that for a while.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 04:51 PM (ZM2xo)

527 where is deer heaven? is that anywhere near coyote and wolf purgatory? deep thoughts there tyson.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2017 04:51 PM (KP5rU)

528 When deer hunt, they look for planetarium managers.

Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2017 04:51 PM (88xKn)

529
Pro tip: a message gets rejected as possible spam if you include in it the word

j u g g s

Imagine that!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2017 04:51 PM (3KcdH)

530 Lucky the shooter did not splurge for the side body armor plates.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 08, 2017 04:51 PM (Z4z/q)

531 Juggs?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:51 PM (NWiLs)

532 Yep, my point was that anyone who'd used either tool
would realize they cannot be used effectively together by a 2 handed
species.


Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2017 04:32 PM (FhXTo)

Okay. That would be WHOOSH right over my head. I thought you were asking a serious question about chain saws. Sorry I missed the joke. Reckon I need to tune up my Humorroid.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 08, 2017 04:52 PM (R5lpX)

533 Yep. They only kill for kicks, man, for the kicks.


I'm choking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 08, 2017 04:52 PM (QQ+il)

534 423 For the ladies - an attachment that freshens up makeup. Because there is no excuse to not looking your best before shooting something.
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2017 04:38 PM (a0IVu)
-----------
Oooh, like setting spray or something? I already asked for the mirror attachment so we could touch up our lipstick.
Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (UoSKV)

Flattening iron.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2017 04:52 PM (hscyr)

535 Is there any model that can double as a leaf blower?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM (TdMsT)

Yes. What's more it comes with Pedro at no extra charge.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 08, 2017 04:52 PM (T71PA)

536 I want an attachment that shoots out a little flag that reads "BANG!"

Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2017 04:52 PM (Kwhm/)

537 Mexico.

I denounce myself.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:50 PM (lwiT4)



I see your time in The Camps did you no good at all.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 08, 2017 04:52 PM (TdMsT)

538 I'm beginning to feel a tad giddy over the Screaming at the Sky event starting on the east coast in about an hour.

Sweet jeebus. Talk about a target rich environment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:52 PM (PY9jH)

539 IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE EVEN IN HEAVEN DEER DON'T HAVE FINGERS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at November 08, 2017 04:52 PM (Dp7Gq)

540 OT, but it takes real dedication to ditch one's bra in these colder climates. And then you run the risk of poking holes in whatever you put on next.

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 04:52 PM (14URa)

541 An attachment that shot tiny bullets shaped like Neil deGrasse Tyson's stupid head.

Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2017 04:52 PM (5b+Sr)

542 A significant part of the customer flow at indoor ranges are foreigners. Here, usually Asian students from one of the local universities. Yesterday a British couple was renting a handgun as I went in to test my King Cobra and some handloads. I know a Chinese entrepreneur has set up an entire "resort" in FL where he flies in Chinese tourists to shoot (and of course do other things).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (QDnY+)

543 Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson
Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.
12:10 PM - Nov 8, 2017


Bummer of a birthmark

Posted by: Deer in The Far Side at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (suO/a)

544 The only way it happens is if the GOP sells us out. Even still, I don't think that is possible without an Amendment. Or is it?




The Republicans have sold out. Look at how they've handled illegal immigration. The push to get rid of the EC has begun. It'll get to the point like Immigration did, where Republicans won't want to oppose it b/c they will want to keep their jobs, and getting rid of the EC will be too popular to oppose.

I've said it a hundred different ways, but unless we start to match the Dems on messaging and pushback and regain some cultural agency, we are doomed. The GOP should be doing this, and they haven't for Decades. Like the adage says, politics is downstream from culture, and the republicans are losing on that on every front. They don't care.

They don't care about the country. They have no plan. Didn't have one for Obamacare. Don't have a fiscal one for the long-term health of the Country, and the short term one is pathetic.

I could go on & list all the things where they have failed, but everyone knows.

I look at the country and see every institution failing and being co-opted by the Left, SJWs, Marxists.

Lately the scabs being picked are oozing pus. Hollywood pedophilia, schools revising history & now the march toward transgenderism form children, the Islam problem, the Republican party &'the Democratic party. So many, so complete in the corruption you can't get a handle on how to change...to reverse course. The media instead of being gatekeepers are now poisonous monsters helping to bring down the country.

I feel despondent...overwhelmed by what may be a game already lost. A country lost. Why bother torturing myself reading about it anymore. Shootings in churches where the result is so evil, and then people become hateful toward prayers & victims. People who blame hurricanes on people's political votes.

It is all so bad, that I think maybe I should focus on my own life & stop with the news. Live in ignorance since I can't prevent what is coming, b/c the dye is already cast.

Even here at ACE, maybe I just read the Art thread and pet thread and ignore the rest.

Man, just realized I've written a ridiculously long post. A stream of conciousness. Sorry folks.

See ya 'round maybe...at the Art thread.


Posted by: Prof Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (dWqpY)

545 No Neil but they do have Sexual Harassment heaven where your victims chase you with baseball bats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (39g3+)

546 488 Don't get the Sessions model. It stops working as soon as you have the target in sight.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:46 PM (NWiLs)

LOL

Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (mcI77)

547 536 Is there any model that can double as a leaf blower?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM (TdMsT)

Yes. What's more it comes with Pedro at no extra charge.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 08, 2017 04:52 PM (T71PA)

He doesn't complain about working for 2.23 an hour either.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (NWiLs)

548
527 Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson
Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.
12:10 PM - Nov 8, 2017

That Santa feller, trussed up and ball gagged. Didn't you learn anything, putz?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (3KcdH)

549 483 I think the red dot attachment should be outlawed. What if an innocent third party chases after it by mistake? Could lead to unnecessary casualties.

---

that's just for racissts who want to kill Hindus

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (vChNs)

550 Deer can't operate a trigger with those hooves, but they are hell with the Ma Deuce.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (QQ+il)

551 Solar-powered ARs NOW!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (oVJmc)

552 Pants on guys, Instapundit link to the thread.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (xJa6I)

553 Add a Harvey Weinstein mod, and they'll appreciate the AR15 like the rest of us.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (tbOMB)

554 My main objection is that he's implying these are common or rare attachments. That 12 gauge shotgun and chainsaw bayonet are definitely not rare. They're at least an elite or possibly legendary drop.

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (z/Ubi)

555 AR-15s with frikin laser beams... oh wait.... never mind.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (0OmEj)

556 Teddy Chainsaw AR-15 Bear. I saw that a walmart today. Have grandnephews 2, 1 and 9 months so I thot that younger needs to wait a year,AMIRIGHT?
PS The TopGun would not be an F-16, but a Navy plane. F-14 or F-18. thx

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 08, 2017 04:54 PM (bmkS9)

557 OT, but it takes real dedication to ditch one's bra in these colder climates. And then you run the risk of poking holes in whatever you put on next.

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 04:52 PM (14URa)

I hate it when that happens.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 08, 2017 04:54 PM (T71PA)

558 554 Add a Harvey Weinstein mod, and they'll appreciate the AR15 like the rest of us.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (tbOMB)

No ficus will be safe.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:54 PM (NWiLs)

559 I see your time in The Camps did you no good at all.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 08, 2017 04:52 PM (TdMsT)
===============================

I'm pretty sure I'm still deplorable.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:54 PM (lwiT4)

560 OT, but it takes real dedication to ditch one's bra in these colder climates. And then you run the risk of poking holes in whatever you put on next.
Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 04:52 PM (14URa)

-----

You know the rules.

Pics.... or....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:54 PM (8XRCm)

561 They're talking about the AR platform that stopped the Texas shooter's murderous rampage?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 08, 2017 04:54 PM (BgKrI)

562 >>>When deer hunt, they look for planetarium managers.<<<

Deer don't hunt, they lay in my yard and wait for me in my underwear to shoot them with a crossbow.

Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2017 04:55 PM (Kwhm/)

563 469---....He couldn't take his own guns, he had to rent his shotgun from the outfitter.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 04:44 PM (ZM2xo)
----------------------------------
Ah. Same set-up that slaves on the plantation had.
You can hunt, if you have a good record, but you can't own your own weapons. You must check out Massa's gun.

In fairness to Massa, he didn't make you pay rent on it.

Posted by: Margarita,voyaging to the edge of crisp at November 08, 2017 04:55 PM (0jtPF)

564 >>552 Solar-powered ARs NOW!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (oVJmc)

Wind turbines too. For cloudy days.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2017 04:55 PM (mcI77)

565 Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign
=============



Slippery When Wet.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:55 PM (lwiT4)

566 565 >>552 Solar-powered ARs NOW!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (oVJmc)

Wind turbines too. For cloudy days.
Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2017 04:55 PM (mcI77)

No bird will be safe.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:55 PM (NWiLs)

567 I got a thrill up my leg when I learned that the defender had shot that bastard where he wasn't armored. In the balls would have been better, but still real good work.

Posted by: goon at November 08, 2017 04:55 PM (EaQ6/)

568 541 OT, but it takes real dedication to ditch one's bra in these colder climates. And then you run the risk of poking holes in whatever you put on next.
Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 04:52 PM (14URa)


Never OT.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 08, 2017 04:56 PM (tbOMB)

569 I think the red dot attachment should be outlawed. What if an innocent third party chases after it by mistake? Could lead to unnecessary casualties.

---

that's just for racissts who want to kill Hindus
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (vChNs)


--------


Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd..... ....... ....... Diet Dr Pepper Everywhere.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:56 PM (8XRCm)

570 560 I see your time in The Camps did you no good at all.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 08, 2017 04:52 PM (TdMsT)
===============================

I'm pretty sure I'm still deplorable.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:54 PM (lwiT4)


Well bless your heart--I not alone!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 08, 2017 04:56 PM (TdMsT)

571 566 Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign
=============



Slippery When Wet.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 04:55 PM (lwiT4)

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:56 PM (NWiLs)

572 Is there any model that can double as a leaf blower?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM

A flamethrower disposes of them in one operation instead of two. The resulting efficiency can then be invested into moar ONT.

#Winning!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2017 04:56 PM (ctuyM)

573 Add a Harvey Weinstein mod, and they'll appreciate the AR15 like the rest of us.

Is that the mod that pays someone to track targets for you?

Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2017 04:56 PM (eIQHF)

574 The comments are pretty fun at the link, btw.

Someone suggested there's also an under-barrel launcher that fires explosive illegal alien babies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 08, 2017 04:56 PM (BgKrI)

575 An attachment that shot narwhal tusks.

That would be so cool.

Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2017 04:56 PM (5b+Sr)

576 528 where is deer heaven? is that anywhere near coyote and wolf purgatory? deep thoughts there tyson.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 08, 2017 04:51 PM (KP5rU)

it's kitty-corner from Eternal Centipede Hell.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 04:56 PM (ZM2xo)

577 Does anyone else have Chuck Norris strapped to their AR?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2017 04:56 PM (W/SyC)

578 530
Pro tip: a message gets rejected as possible spam if you include in it the word

j u g g s

Imagine that!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 08, 2017 04:51 PM (3KcdH)

How about 'Mother' and 'Speed'?

....yes I'm a movie geek.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2017 04:56 PM (xJa6I)

579 Hey! You got your chainsaw in my AR-15!

No! You got your AR-15 in my chainsaw!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 08, 2017 04:56 PM (Nwg0u)

580 I got a thrill up my leg when I learned that the
defender had shot that bastard where he wasn't armored. In the balls
would have been better, but still real good work.

Posted by: goon at November 08, 2017 04:55 PM (EaQ6/)

The left will never admit it, but they're totally disappointed the killer didn't finish off everyone in that church. And that's the pathetic truth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:56 PM (PY9jH)

581 NGT: "Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans."

That's goofy. They don't need to kill anymore. They're in Heaven.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 08, 2017 04:57 PM (H8S+R)

582 AR-15 style gun.

That's like a Mustang-style car. A Chrysler 300-style sedan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:57 PM (39g3+)

583 And now, a word from Mow deGrasse Tyson:

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson
Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.
12:10 PM - Nov 8, 2017

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 08, 2017 04:46 PM (Nwg0u)

========

He's a witless, unoriginal ass. I suspect he's unconsciously ripping off "I support the right to arm bears".

He's the Amy Schumer of planetarium tour guides.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2017 04:57 PM (/qEW2)

584
Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans. 12:10 PM - Nov 8, 2017

Yes they're armed with deeringers

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 08, 2017 04:57 PM (lKyWE)

585 18 Is than chainsaw attachment gas powered or electric.
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2017 04:01 PM (G0vdT)

Powered by the DC current generated by the trigger crank?

Posted by: Yukster at November 08, 2017 04:57 PM (ox1XP)

586 >>oh for the love of pete. Deer are herbivores.

And hooves. Might be bit of an issue with the trigger.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2017 04:57 PM (/tuJf)

587 585
Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans. 12:10 PM - Nov 8, 2017

Yes they're armed with deeringers
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 08, 2017 04:57 PM (lKyWE)

That fire buckshot.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:58 PM (NWiLs)

588 Flattening iron.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 08, 2017 04:52 PM (hscyr)

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sammich maker

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2017 04:58 PM (vChNs)

589 Rand Paul should have had an AR with a Toro mower attachment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:58 PM (PY9jH)

590 548 536 Is there any model that can double as a leaf blower?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM (TdMsT)

Yes. What's more it comes with Pedro at no extra charge.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 08, 2017 04:52 PM (T71PA)

He doesn't complain about working for 2.23 an hour either.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (NWiLs)


Pedro???? Mmmm--and he has endurance, you say?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 08, 2017 04:58 PM (TdMsT)

591 ALERT: One hour until Futile Screaming About Trump begins on the East coast. Participants warming up throats with green tea and White Russians.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 08, 2017 04:58 PM (3myMJ)

592 I have comment 556, better than first on this thread. My life is complete.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at November 08, 2017 04:58 PM (0OmEj)

593 Yes they're armed with deeringers
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 08, 2017 04:57 PM (lKyWE)

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fuck. . . . . can't....... breathe........ ow....... ow.......

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 04:58 PM (8XRCm)

594 Fritz, gotta ask: how did the deer in your yard get in your underwear?

Posted by: zombie Groucho at November 08, 2017 04:58 PM (QDnY+)

595 >>Deer are herbivores.


Like Willow.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 04:58 PM (Dp7Gq)

596 Deer Heaven doesn't have guns. It has endless suburban lawns with tasty flowers to munch on.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 04:59 PM (ZM2xo)

597 The attachment that automatically generates a racist tweet each time that I pull the trigger. I forget what it's called.

Posted by: goon at November 08, 2017 04:59 PM (EaQ6/)

598 If you really want these media types to freak out about evil rifles, show them a BAR.

Also, the chainsaw bayonet is very handy when hunting hogs up close in heavy brush.

Posted by: GT 5.0 at November 08, 2017 04:59 PM (Nk0GK)

599 590
Rand Paul should have had an AR with a Toro mower attachment.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2017 04:58 PM (PY9jH)
hehe..he should get someone working on his mower attachment stat. I wonder how he can go on living next door that crazy ass.

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2017 04:59 PM (a0IVu)

600 Prof Chaos, I understand, I really do. Sometimes we all just have to step back for our own sanity. Come play on the art thread, or the weekend topical threads. All the other stuff will still be there when/if you're ready.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2017 04:59 PM (UoSKV)

601 575 The comments are pretty fun at the link, btw.

Someone suggested there's also an under-barrel launcher that fires explosive illegal alien babies.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 08, 2017 04:56 PM (BgKrI)


https://youtu.be/PZee8HevRfw

Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at November 08, 2017 04:59 PM (z/Ubi)

602 Evening all

This new yob I got sucks. Less time for you all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2017 04:59 PM (SjImc)

603 AR-15 style gun.

That's like a Mustang-style car. A Chrysler 300-style sedan.



Exactly like the Lamborghini kit cars. Wasn't a Lamborghini, just looked like one.

Wasn't an Armalite Rifle, the Ruger just looked like one.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2017 04:59 PM (vVRlw)

604 I would be happy if we could just have the firearms they say we already have.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2017 04:59 PM (nXduh)

605 Rand Paul should have had an AR with a Toro mower attachment.



Have you ever noticed how the grass clippings are either healthy mulch, or harmful thatch, depending on if they want to sell you a thatcherizer or a mulching mower?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 08, 2017 04:59 PM (QQ+il)

606 Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.

========

Hey Neil, if they do, you can be comfortable that they'll leave you alone.

You're several rungs down the evolutionary chain.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2017 04:59 PM (/qEW2)

607 A hot glue gun so you can put bows and shit on stuff.

Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2017 05:00 PM (5b+Sr)

608 I wonder if in super serious sciencytist heaven, super serious sciencytists make real contributions to the wisdom of the universe and not merely serve as fodder for morons cracking wise.

Oh and your out of apples.

Posted by: Deer at November 08, 2017 05:00 PM (tbOMB)

609
Breaking News: Dana PeRINO burps live on TV, at the start of the Five. Gutfeld berates her for her lack of professionalism.

I'm sure there will be clips available soon.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 05:00 PM (8O3HH)

610 I want to attach Lorena Orozco's ass under my AR 15.

Sorry, I mis-wrote.

Under my WANG, I mean.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2017 05:01 PM (xJa6I)

611 >>>Fritz, gotta ask: how did the deer in your yard get in your underwear?<<<

It's an attachment I placed on my crossbow. Kinky, yes, but it buys me just the time I need.

Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2017 05:01 PM (Kwhm/)

612 >>harmful thatch


I'll take Bill's Euphemisms for Hillary's Bush for 1000, Alex.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 05:01 PM (Dp7Gq)

613 Do antelope get to hunt lions in antelope heaven?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 08, 2017 05:01 PM (Z4z/q)

614 "Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson "

How about that chicken or cow you just ate?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2017 05:01 PM (nXduh)

615 This new yob I got sucks. Less time for you all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2017 04:59 PM (SjImc)
======================

What's this about then? You have to work at work more?

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 05:01 PM (lwiT4)

616 Whoo Hoo...wife finally agreed to anal sex...what's a strap on?

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 08, 2017 05:01 PM (R5lpX)

617
Illegal alien baby seeking missile attachment.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 05:02 PM (8O3HH)

618 573 Is there any model that can double as a leaf blower?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM

A flamethrower disposes of them in one operation instead of two. The resulting efficiency can then be invested into moar ONT.

#Winning!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2017 04:56 PM (ctuyM)


I'll have to check that one out.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 08, 2017 05:02 PM (TdMsT)

619 441 421 Imagine an AR-15 with a quokka launcher attached.
Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2017 04:40 PM (GsAUU)


Cloaca?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2017 04:42 PM (mbhDw)

--You need to watch the Oscar-nominated documentary Migrations of the Quokka: Rovers of Blood, Tears of Fire

[stolen from Ace]

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2017 05:02 PM (GsAUU)

620 Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.

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Wow. 10th grade white pothead = world's smartest black man?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 08, 2017 05:02 PM (BgKrI)

621 617 Whoo Hoo...wife finally agreed to anal sex...what's a strap on?
Posted by: Traveling Man at November 08, 2017 05:01 PM (R5lpX)

You're gonna wanna sit down while I tell you.
While you still can...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2017 05:03 PM (xJa6I)

622 You actually can buy a grenade launcher ( 38mm or smaller ) attachment for an AR-15 although actual grenades for it are considered Class III items and are rather hard to come by.

Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2017 05:03 PM (Egtr5)

623 I think I would actually be terrified if someone was shooting Meerkats at my face.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 08, 2017 05:03 PM (QQ+il)

624 Do antelope get to hunt lions in antelope heaven?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 08, 2017 05:01 PM (Z4z/q)

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Yes, but not the Tofu-lope.

Posted by: The Far Side at November 08, 2017 05:03 PM (suO/a)

625 Hope Hicks.

Mmmmm.

Hope Hicks.

Posted by: zombie Groucho at November 08, 2017 05:03 PM (QDnY+)

626 Whoo Hoo...wife finally agreed to anal sex...what's a strap on?
Posted by: Traveling Man at November 08, 2017 05:01 PM (R5lpX)

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Kinda like an AR 15 attachment..... but less fun. For you.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2017 05:03 PM (8XRCm)

627 A hose that shot out a mixture of lactose and gluten.

Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2017 05:03 PM (5b+Sr)

628 598 The attachment that automatically generates a racist tweet each time that I pull the trigger. I forget what it's called.
Posted by: goon at November 08, 2017 04:59 PM (EaQ6/)

The democrattachment.

Posted by: Deer at November 08, 2017 05:03 PM (tbOMB)

629 >>Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, SO-CALLED ATHEIST NEIL D-TYSON ACTUALLY BELIEVES IN HEAVEN

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 08, 2017 05:04 PM (mcI77)

630 621 Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Sometimes I wonder if in Deer Heaven, they are outfitted with rifles and hunt Humans.

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Wow. 10th grade white pothead = world's smartest black man?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - carried over to a good chunk of the Russian population via Mongol rape at November 08, 2017 05:02 PM (BgKrI)

His PhD stands for Phucking Dumbass.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 05:04 PM (NWiLs)

631
587 >>oh for the love of pete. Deer are herbivores.

And hooves. Might be bit of an issue with the trigger.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2017 04:57 PM (/tuJf)


Maybe there's a gun you could design that bucks could mount on their antlers with a string dangling down from the trigger right in front of their mouths that they could pull whenever they wanted to. But that would be sexist because only bucks could use it.

The other problem is that deer are even dumber than Neil DeGrasse Tyson so the buck would forget what the string was for, try to eat it and end up shooting little Bambi himself.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 05:04 PM (ZM2xo)

632 I wonder if mice squeak because they need more oil?

Posted by: Doctor Professor Neil DeGrasse Tyson at November 08, 2017 05:04 PM (BgKrI)

633 Deer don't hunt, they lay in my yard and wait for me in my underwear to shoot them with a crossbow.

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well, If they're in your underwear then they deserve to die

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 08, 2017 05:04 PM (vChNs)

634 626 Hope Hicks.

Mmmmm.

Hope Hicks.

Posted by: zombie Groucho at November 08, 2017 05:03 PM (QDnY+)

Is she an under-barrel attachment as well?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2017 05:04 PM (xJa6I)

635 Hope Hicks.

Mmmmm.

Hope Hicks.

Posted by: zombie Groucho at November 08, 2017 05:03 PM (QDnY+)

Don't you mean Mrs. Claypool?

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 08, 2017 05:05 PM (T71PA)

636 Anyone know a good aviary vet? Seems Polly want even crap on the USAYesterday anymore and is now constipated? Keeps squawking, "Hillary will never ever be President". "Make America Great Again". Annoying but I really cannot argue with him.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 08, 2017 05:05 PM (bmkS9)

637 "Possible notifications" twitter = Best twitter ever

Posted by: Shopgirl: Wearing her 2015 WS t-shirt at November 08, 2017 05:05 PM (vj22Z)

638 When it's face colander time, I'm attaching the MAGA hat launcher and the weaponized statue that goes up.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 08, 2017 05:05 PM (tbOMB)

639 583 "That's like a Mustang-style car."

You mean like a Plymouth Barracuda?

Posted by: the Butcher at November 08, 2017 05:06 PM (DIosY)

640 Are we going to have a commemorative anniversary edition of Trump: The Election? That would be a fun post , especially if there were little commemorative plaques and such.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 05:06 PM (lwiT4)

641
Yep, Daily Mail is going about Hope Hicks' sweater, calling her "incredibly chic".

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 05:06 PM (8O3HH)

642 What would the deer use as a game call in NDT's Deer Heaven?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2017 05:06 PM (mcI77)

643 Anyone else see Pee Wee Herman tell his Deer Hunting joke on David Letterman many years ago?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at November 08, 2017 05:06 PM (Z4z/q)

644 643 What would the deer use as a game call in NDT's Deer Heaven?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2017 05:06 PM (mcI77)

"Free beer!"
"Drunk co-eds!"

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 05:07 PM (NWiLs)

645 What would the deer use as a game call in NDT's Deer Heaven?


ICE COLD BUD, 'ERE!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 08, 2017 05:07 PM (QQ+il)

646 Oops. Screw auto-correct:

"Possible modifications" twitter = Best twitter

Posted by: Shopgirl: Wearing her 2015 WS t-shirt at November 08, 2017 05:07 PM (vj22Z)

647 641 Are we going to have a commemorative anniversary edition of Trump: The Election? That would be a fun post , especially if there were little commemorative plaques and such.
Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 05:06 PM (lwiT4)

--[seeks out Youn g Turks Election Night coverage]

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2017 05:07 PM (GsAUU)

648 645 643 What would the deer use as a game call in NDT's Deer Heaven?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2017 05:06 PM (mcI77)

"Free beer!"
"Drunk co-eds!"
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 05:07 PM (NWiLs)

*Stumbles out of the brush*

'Drunk Co-Eds?'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2017 05:07 PM (xJa6I)

649 And for the ladies:
"Rich guy!"
"Paolo!"

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 05:07 PM (NWiLs)

650 I am going to steal - er I mean incorporate all your wonderful suggestions for modified guns and go into business. However, I don't want to call it Modified ARs because then the leftists will pester me....

I will call my site MACHINES FOR SALE and if any leftist asks me I will tell them I am selling lace wigs.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 05:08 PM (ZM2xo)

651 I feed the deer apples. I dwill not hunt anymore but Then the coyotes and other carnivores around here eat them. It's the circle of life.

By the way, sometimes hunters bring venison to the food bank because they are so over populated here. People love it. Like a delicacy

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2017 05:08 PM (nXduh)

652 What would the deer use as a game call in NDT's Deer Heaven?



Ganja! Get yer edibles here! Ganja!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2017 05:08 PM (vVRlw)

653 >> what's a strap on?

Oh, I forgot to mention the ball gag.

Suck it up buttercup. Safe words are for pussies.

Posted by: Mrs. Travelling Man at November 08, 2017 05:08 PM (8O3HH)

654 What type of human scent could be used?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2017 05:08 PM (mcI77)

655 653 What would the deer use as a game call in NDT's Deer Heaven?



Ganja! Get yer edibles here! Ganja!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2017 05:08 PM (vVRlw)

That only works on willow.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 05:08 PM (NWiLs)

656 649 645 643 What would the deer use as a game call in NDT's Deer Heaven?"

BOOBS!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 05:08 PM (ZM2xo)

657 I want the one where the whole Astros team has signed the stock.

Posted by: goon at November 08, 2017 05:09 PM (EaQ6/)

658
I will call my site MACHINES FOR SALE and if any leftist asks me I will tell them I am selling lace wigs.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 05:08 PM (ZM2xo)
====================================

That is an awesome idea, Donna. Brilliant plan.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 05:09 PM (lwiT4)

659 657 649 645 643 What would the deer use as a game call in NDT's Deer Heaven?"

BOOBS!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 05:08 PM (ZM2xo)

*Stumbles out of the brush*

'Boobs?'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2017 05:09 PM (xJa6I)

660 >>What type of human scent could be used?


Elle MacPherson's Bike Seat

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2017 05:09 PM (Dp7Gq)

661
Are we going to have a commemorative anniversary edition of Trump: The
Election? That would be a fun post , especially if there were little
commemorative plaques and such.


Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 05:06 PM (lwiT4)
It's an epic anniversary, grammie! I don't need a plaque so if they have 'em, you can have mine, too. One year ago today we experienced a miracle . . . one that I KNEW would happen the second DJT stepped off that escalator in 2015 but, despite my assurances, seemed to take a lot of people by surprise.

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 05:10 PM (14URa)

662 655 What type of human scent could be used?


Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2017 05:08 PM (mcI77)

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz will be attracted if the deer spritzes motor oil on his fur.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 05:10 PM (ZM2xo)

663 644 Anyone else see Pee Wee Herman tell his Deer Hunting joke on David Letterman many years ago?




Why are deer nuts so cheap? Because they're usually found under a buck.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2017 05:10 PM (vVRlw)

664 What if you had an AR with a smaller AR attachment which could then have and even smaller AR and on and on and on. You could be a one man fusillade.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2017 05:10 PM (/tuJf)

665 617 Whoo Hoo...wife finally agreed to anal sex...what's a strap on?
Posted by: Traveling Man at November 08, 2017 05:01 PM (R5lpX)

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Strap ON
Strap OFF

now repeat for 6 hour

Posted by: Mr Miagi at November 08, 2017 05:11 PM (vChNs)

666 663 655 What type of human scent could be used?


Posted by: Under Fire at November 08, 2017 05:08 PM (mcI77)

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz will be attracted if the deer spritzes motor oil on his fur.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 05:10 PM (ZM2xo)

Mayonnaise.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 05:11 PM (NWiLs)

667 664 644 Anyone else see Pee Wee Herman tell his Deer Hunting joke on David Letterman many years ago?




Why are deer nuts so cheap? Because they're usually found under a buck.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2017 05:10 PM (vVRlw)

Oy. That's worse than one of Muldoon's puns...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2017 05:11 PM (xJa6I)

668 What if you had an AR with a smaller AR attachment which could then have and even smaller AR and on and on and on. You could be a one man fusillade.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2017 05:10 PM (/tuJf)

Or a fractal.

Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at November 08, 2017 05:11 PM (T71PA)

669 609 I wonder if in super serious sciencytist heaven, super serious sciencytists make real contributions to the wisdom of the universe and not merely serve as fodder for morons cracking wise.

Oh and your out of apples.
Posted by: Deer at November 08, 2017 05:00 PM (tbOMB)

---

they were Bananas

Posted by: CNN at November 08, 2017 05:11 PM (vChNs)

670 >>>What type of human scent could be used?<<<

If you want to draw in the trophy alphas get some Russian prostitute urine.

Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2017 05:12 PM (Kwhm/)

671 Peaches - I confess I did not see it coming. I thought we were doomed. I thought the Dark Queen had cast her spell of death upon the land. Boy was I wrong. Thank you God!

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 05:12 PM (lwiT4)

672
AR-15 with under-barrel dildo attachment.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 05:12 PM (8O3HH)

673 I confess I did not see it coming. I thought we were
doomed. I thought the Dark Queen had cast her spell of death upon the
land. Boy was I wrong. Thank you God!

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 05:12 PM (lwiT4)I just knew it, grammie, in the marrow of my bones I knew it for sure. And, yes, praise be!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 05:14 PM (14URa)

674 673
AR-15 with under-barrel dildo attachment.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 05:12 PM (8O3HH)

The giant purple one from Saints Row.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

675 How about a Warn Winch attachment?

Posted by: John Boy at November 08, 2017 05:14 PM (XT6Vl)

676 Just for that Grammie, I will build a modified AR. Pull the trigger and Anthony Rizzo comes flying out. Just make sure you aim it at the sofa instead of the wall, you wouldn't want to put him on the DL for 6 months.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 05:14 PM (ZM2xo)

677 *facepalm*


But to console myself, I bought one of those t-shirts, so all better.
It's only Tuesday, maybe I'll have it in time to wear to the range on Sunday !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at November 08, 2017 05:14 PM (Ktb8D)

678 NJ is coming after my guns I guess

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2017 05:14 PM (SjImc)

679 Peaches - next time I will listen to you. You had Trump from the start.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 05:15 PM (lwiT4)

680 679 NJ is coming after my guns I guess
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2017 05:14 PM (SjImc)

Your fully-automatic high-power dental drill with the shoulder thing that goes up.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 05:15 PM (NWiLs)

681 657 649 645 643 What would the deer use as a game call in NDT's Deer Heaven?"

BOOBS!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 05:08 PM (ZM2xo)


Shut up and turn me into jerky already.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 08, 2017 05:16 PM (tbOMB)

682 Is Neal D Grassy a vegetarian, or does he just think hunting is mean?
Cuz if he eats fish, isn't he worried fish in heaven will catch him in a big net and flash freeze him?
Is he worried the carrots in heaven will have knives and chop him up?
Will his dog in heaven make him eat from a bowl on the floor?

I presume he is an atheist that doesn't think anything is more profound than him.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2017 05:16 PM (/aIFg)

683 A blender would be good. Ya never know when yer gonna need a margarita!

Posted by: goon at November 08, 2017 05:16 PM (EaQ6/)

684 AR-15 with under-barrel dildo attachment.

Sybian.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 08, 2017 05:16 PM (O5Q3r)

685 What type of human scent could be used?

---

bacon-wrapped Christina Hendricks

Posted by: CNN at November 08, 2017 05:16 PM (vChNs)

686
I wonder if USA Today understands how cool their little graphic makes the AR-15 look? nah.

That said I want the Tomahawk attachment, ax or missile. either, or.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2017 05:17 PM (r+sAi)

687 Just for that Grammie, I will build a modified AR.
Pull the trigger and Anthony Rizzo comes flying out. Just make sure you
aim it at the sofa instead of the wall, you wouldn't want to put him on
the DL for 6 months.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 05:14 PM (ZM2xo)
===================================

Donna! You'd do that for me? Awwww - thank you! I will be very very careful with him. Mostly.

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 05:17 PM (lwiT4)

688 Nood grey boxing

Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2017 05:17 PM (vVRlw)

689 A valu-rite dispenser would be nice.

Posted by: torabora at November 08, 2017 05:17 PM (6dFYM)

690 681 657 649 645 643 What would the deer use as a game call in NDT's Deer Heaven?"

BOOBS!
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands at the present time) at November 08, 2017 05:08 PM (ZM2xo)


And they shall cry "boobs! Boobs!" when there are no boobs.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2017 05:17 PM (NWiLs)

691 The scent of Scotch has a special allure for me when I am wandering in the woods but I'm not picky. It could be bourbon, wine, or hell, even beer.

Posted by: Hillary at November 08, 2017 05:17 PM (ZM2xo)

692
Traveling Man, curious, where did you go, and why "never looked back"?
Have been lots of places and lived in a few but nothing ever compared -
but that depends on interests and hobbies and other things, I suppose.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2017 04:49 PM (QDnY+)

First, finished my last year of HS in WNC at Cullowhee. did my service, moved back and except for 8 years in Atlanta, lived the next 15 years in that area. Now live in the Upstate of SC close to Clemson.for the last 25 years.
A famous alum of Cullowhee High is the actor Nick Searcy.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 08, 2017 05:17 PM (R5lpX)

693 672 Peaches - I confess I did not see it coming. I thought we were doomed. I thought the Dark Queen had cast her spell of death upon the land. Boy was I wrong. Thank you God!

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 05:12 PM (lwiT4)


I will remember election night 2016 for the rest of my life! I didn't plan to watch the returns--too predictable and depressing. At 9:00 I couldn't take it any longer. I turned on Fox and things didn't look too bad at at all. I called my son and he said, Mom--I think Trump is going to win. What a night!

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 08, 2017 05:18 PM (TdMsT)

694 Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Hair Frizzing Attachment

Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2017 05:18 PM (5b+Sr)

695
Speaking of human scent, there's sort of Rule 34 about this kind of thing. Porn stars are actually selling their "scent" in bottles. I'll refrain from the details. But you can find it if interested.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at November 08, 2017 05:18 PM (8O3HH)

696 That SIX12T shotgun attachment looks badassed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 08, 2017 05:18 PM (QQ+il)

697 Is Neal D Grassy a vegetarian, or does he just think hunting is mean?

I think he's just trying to score points with vegan chicks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 05:19 PM (39g3+)

698 At first it was culture shock, but got used to the slower pace. Really the closest thing to Heaven as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Traveling Man at November 08, 2017 05:19 PM (R5lpX)

699 Boob stock. I'm a boob stock guy.

Posted by: Hepcat at November 08, 2017 05:19 PM (5b+Sr)

700 693 672 Peaches - I confess I did not see it coming. I thought we were doomed. I thought the Dark Queen had cast her spell of death upon the land. Boy was I wrong. Thank you God!

Posted by: grammie winger - maranatha at November 08, 2017 05:12 PM (lwiT4)


I will remember election night 2016 for the rest of my life! I didn't plan to watch the returns--too predictable and depressing. At 9:00 I couldn't take it any longer. I turned on Fox and things didn't look too bad at at all. I called my son and he said, Mom--I think Trump is going to win. What a night!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at November 08, 2017 05:18 PM (TdMsT)

I started that day a year ago really depressed. I avoided the internet, even the threads here.

When I woke up, it was like a great weight had been lifted from me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 08, 2017 05:19 PM (xJa6I)

701 Those are illegal in Canada so I just carry a chainsword like my Necrumunda gang leader carries.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2017 05:20 PM (mJ8mX)

702 I want the chainsaw... is it easy to start?

Do you need a kung fu grip?

Posted by: Cate at November 08, 2017 05:21 PM (HAhO+)

703 Shut up and turn me into jerky already.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 08, 2017 05:16 PM (tbOMB)
Flounder jerky? We're not Scandis . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2017 05:22 PM (14URa)

704 Shot:

Brad Edwards @tvbrad
NOW: Confirmed Fmr. President Barack Obama reports for jury duty in Cook County Weds AM. Security upped. @cbschicago
7:57 PM - Nov 7, 2017 · Chicago, IL

Chaser:

Stephen Miller @redsteeze
Great, another person who has no idea what a US Senator does.
2:44 PM - Nov 8, 2017

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at November 08, 2017 05:23 PM (Nwg0u)

705 477 Chainsaw bayonet would make a great punk band name.

I saw Chainsaw Bayonet open for Ricin Umbrella at the Salt Palace back in the '70s.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 08, 2017 05:24 PM (sGtp+)

706 Where are the catnip dispensers? I only use the chainsaw attachment when the catnip develops BARK. I don't know what I (or my cats) would do without it. I'll be reloading clips....of my cat. The cat who is safe, and is adoring me for keeping him safe, and tantalized.

Until I have to euthanize him, too.

Posted by: M. at November 08, 2017 05:26 PM (BzBnO)

707 545
No Neil but they do have Sexual Harassment heaven where your victims chase you with baseball bats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2017 04:53 PM (39g3+)

------------------------
Or maybe AR-15 with a strap on attachment.

Posted by: Javems at November 08, 2017 05:27 PM (yOqwj)

708 Poor humans. Always waiting for the rapture. And absolution.

And affirmation.

Posted by: M. at November 08, 2017 05:29 PM (BzBnO)

709 The shotgun attachment would be for door breaching operations. It's common to use a really short 12 gauge to take out locks and get the door open.

Posted by: Keith at November 08, 2017 05:30 PM (USf3s)

710 Arggggghhhhhh!

She needs a harpoon, matey!

Posted by: Ahab at November 08, 2017 05:32 PM (EK6pT)

711 Reminds me - I gotta watch Lone Wolf McQuade tonight. Just like last night. And every night.....sigh...

Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 08, 2017 05:32 PM (fftfA)

712 Don't forget the terrifying "tactical melon baller".

Can I get the chainsaw bayonet? Wanted one ever since my son got hooked on Warhammer 50,0000 and went for the Space Marines.

Posted by: Coelacanth at November 08, 2017 05:36 PM (E+kvt)

713 What flashlight tho ??

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 08, 2017 05:38 PM (nQHw/)

714 I have a question for the prissy little biatch who asked PDT if he was in favor of intense vetting of possible gun owners:

"Hey prissy little biatch how about we start vetting first amendment practitioners instead? The press has killed a lot more people with its abortion propaganda than gun owners ever have."

Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2017 05:40 PM (Egtr5)

715 They missed the spatula attachment.

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at November 08, 2017 05:42 PM (Astxw)

716 Fun game: Try to imagine the media reporting on other hot-button issues with the utter cluelessness they reserve for guns.

"Among the items typically found in an abortion clinic are stethoscopes, medical stirrups, speculums, miniature fetus-sized torture dungeons, an altar for black masses, and an in-house gourmet chef in charge of preparing aborted remains for ritual cannibalism."

Posted by: Ex-liberal at November 08, 2017 05:43 PM (R1mDg)

717 My Adams Arms is non compliant . I took off the catalytic converter and had an egr delete done.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 08, 2017 06:07 PM (WN2A5)

718 A Galil gots a bottle opener on the kickstand. Just like your Mama.

But I'm sure someone already mentioned that.

Posted by: The Upper Deckard is finding Rutger Hauer in the tank at November 08, 2017 06:46 PM (6q9X0)

719 How about a cup holder mod? Everyone wants one of those.

Or a George Foreman grill attachment in case you need to cook up a burger while conducting mass murder.

Posted by: Average Jen at November 08, 2017 06:51 PM (R7JzZ)

720 I fabbed a proof-of-concept cup holder for my AR-15. Quick de tack, picatinny rail, self leveling. Haven't found a place/way to put the pictures on line.

Guys at the gun store thought it was a hoot.

Posted by: Butch at November 08, 2017 08:34 PM (hXu8T)

721 ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ꜰᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴꜱ ɪ ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴏʟ ᴩʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄ ᴏ ʟ ᴏ ꜱ ꜱ ᴀ ʟ ᴩɪᴛ ᴏꜰ ɢ ʟ ɪ ꜱ ᴛ ᴇ ɴ ɪ ɴ ɢ ᴩ ᴏ ᴅ ꜱ ʟᴇᴛ ᴜꜱ ɢᴏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴀᴡᴀY ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʙʀɪɴɢ ᴡᴇᴀᴩᴏɴꜱ

Posted by: eeeeee at November 08, 2017 10:55 PM (y87Qq)

722 ᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅɪɴᴀʀY ꜰʟᴇꜱʜʙᴇᴀꜱᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ Yᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ

Posted by: ᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅɪɴᴀʀY ꜰʟᴇꜱʜB at November 08, 2017 10:59 PM (y87Qq)

723 I ordered mine with the feces flinging baboon mod.

Posted by: Ellimaeclampitt at November 09, 2017 08:58 AM (0zHVK)

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