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The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition
Israel must be a really bad place. Worse than North Korea or Iran or Myanmar or Sudan or Venezuela. I mean, they let gays live, and let Arabs vote, and even allow churches and mosques. And worst of all, they have plenty of food, and free speech too! I can see why the world wants to fling poo at them.
Israeli Judo Champion Wins Gold In Abu Dhabi, Which Won't Acknowledge Israel. So He Sings Israeli National Anthem Himself.
When Tal Flicker, the Israeli judo champion, won the gold medal in Abu Dhabi, which refused to play the Israeli national anthem or display the flag of Israel, and played the theme of the International Judo Federation instead, he decided he would protest in the only way left to him: he quietly sang the Israeli national anthem himself.
Those of you who have been to Israel understand that the most fervent desire of most Israelis is to have a good life; peaceful and productive and interesting. The idea that Israel fixates on the "Palestinian problem" is laughable. What they want is security and peace. That the world not only does not recognize this, but actively pursues policies that marginalize a vibrant pluralistic democracy, simply because it is Jewish, makes a mockery of the platitudes often spoken about the Holocaust. They are just pissed that Hitler wasn't more successful.
It's official: there is at least one thing the French won't surrender to....market forces.
France Is Running Out of Butter for Its Croissants
The issue is purely French and is related to the fact that there’s a price war raging between French retailers,” Thierry Roquefeuil, chairman of the milk-producers’ federation FNPL, said in a phone interview from his farm near Figeac, in Southwestern France. “French retailers refuse to increase prices, even by few cents, even for butter. Dairy producers see that there’s an outside demand at higher prices so they sell abroad, and rightfully so.
Hamas Terrorists Killed By Bad Hummus With Stale Pita And Lots Of C4...But Mostly Lots Of C4
Israel Blows Up Terror Tunnel, Kills Terrorists
And where did these terror tunnels often originate? Come on...you can guess.
On Sunday, Israel’s U.N. Ambassador Danny Danon announced that there was a tunnel underneath a Gaza school run by the U.N. agency for Palestinian refugees. He accused Hamas of using UNRWA facilities as “terror bases” and Gazan children as “human shields,” adding, “Yet another terror tunnel under an UNRWA schoolyard. This is what Hamas rule looks like and this is more proof of the double war crime committed as terror tunnels are built to attack Israelis, while using the children of Gaza as human shields.”
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: PAgirlinNC at October 31, 2017 11:31 AM (/5WQL)
Posted by: LASue at October 31, 2017 11:32 AM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 11:32 AM (ierVd)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 11:32 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 11:32 AM (ierVd)
Posted by: JAS at October 31, 2017 11:33 AM (Oj1RP)
Posted by: LASue at October 31, 2017 11:33 AM (hZ+us)
Posted by: JAS at October 31, 2017 11:33 AM (Oj1RP)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 11:33 AM (O2yLY)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 11:34 AM (ierVd)
You know who else failed to do her job?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2017 11:34 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: MSM at October 31, 2017 11:34 AM (7HtZB)
And kidnap Israeli and American teens....and then kill them.
Still pissed Obama never said anything about that.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 11:34 AM (W+vEI)
Muahahahahaha
Posted by: Dracula at October 31, 2017 11:34 AM (ierVd)
Lots of tunnel news today: Gaza, NORK...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2017 11:35 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at October 31, 2017 11:35 AM (RD7QR)
The French Revolution-- and some of the follow-up unpleasantnesses-- were influenced heavily from supply and demand issues after bad crop years.
Yeah, there were a lot of other issues, but when the masses can't afford the foods available, it's a big problem.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 31, 2017 11:35 AM (u0s1P)
"my butter from another udder"
see, it's a butter joke ...
what happens when a milk cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
udder destruction ...
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2017 11:35 AM (/aIFg)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 11:35 AM (ierVd)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yb3shgso
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 11:36 AM (W+vEI)
Renegade Tunnelians today upped their demands - "... and 10,000 Tap Lights!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2017 11:36 AM (pNxlR)
And yes, I did not say "terrorist". Let us call this what it is. "Terrorist" cheapens what's going on here. This is a protracted war against a sovereign state and the people who choose to live in it by proxies of states hostile to it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at October 31, 2017 11:37 AM (AM1GF)
Maverick's Twitter this morning:
"I believe in Americans and the American dream, but its time we wake up..."
Then he goes on a anti Trump tirade.
WTF?
Whatever brain disease he has, it's taking hold.
Posted by: WisRich at October 31, 2017 11:37 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 11:37 AM (VezBU)
Posted by: any manufacturers of dairy products at October 31, 2017 11:37 AM (pMGkg)
So Cannibal Bob is the new Willow. That's disconcerting.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 31, 2017 11:38 AM (u0s1P)
Hey, some of us can only dream of not posting something retarded!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 11:38 AM (O2yLY)
France Is Running Out of Butter for Its Croissants
Can't they use Parkay? They'll be saying "I can't believe it isn't butter!"
Posted by: Marie Antoinette at October 31, 2017 11:38 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2017 11:38 AM (/aIFg)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2017 11:39 AM (O2RFr)
There is a whole economic theory about why the best oranges go to distant markets while less perfect oranges sell locally. It was over my head.
I do get the theory that you get what you pay for; I shop at Walmart after all.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 31, 2017 11:39 AM (4XCge)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2017 11:39 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 31, 2017 11:39 AM (ZFEAw)
Hey, some of us can only dream of not posting something retarded!!
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 11:38 AM (O2yLY)
Lol! Its agift.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 11:40 AM (VezBU)
Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2017 11:40 AM (7HtZB)
Luxury. Why, when I was a lad, we couldn't afford dreams! We'd go to bed at noon after working for fifty hours straight, wake up after half an hour to start a new shift if we overslept, and it's like we just blinked.
Dreams. Feh.
Posted by: Lance McCormick, Yorkshireman at October 31, 2017 11:40 AM (u0s1P)
Everything before the word "but" is insincere.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2017 11:40 AM (rnAwa)
What is not Israel for $500 Charlie
Posted by: Jeopardy Contestant Wannabe at October 31, 2017 11:41 AM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 11:41 AM (VezBU)
Posted by: RioBravo at October 31, 2017 11:41 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Kevin Spacey at October 31, 2017 11:41 AM (bc2Lc)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ydedo8lz
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 11:42 AM (mJ8mX)
That was part of it, but the system was so messed up, that even with a free market, there would've been a lot of hungry people.
Best course of action would've been reforms *before* the crop crises, but once they hit, I'm not sure there was a right way to go. There were terrible options, though, and those seemed to be the ones taken.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 31, 2017 11:43 AM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 31, 2017 11:43 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Monsieur Fabio Le Abs at October 31, 2017 11:43 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 11:43 AM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 31, 2017 11:43 AM (hMwEB)
They had a story a few days ago about the site, and warning that if the Norks do another test, the entire site could go.
Posted by: shibumi at October 31, 2017 11:43 AM (aT+Bx)
distant markets while less perfect oranges sell locally. It was over my
head.
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The Argentine beef market is great example of this.
Posted by: RioBravo at October 31, 2017 11:43 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 11:37 AM (VezBU)
Ever hear of the word Omen
Posted by: God at October 31, 2017 11:44 AM (ZTRlp)
Posted by: Cosda at October 31, 2017 11:44 AM (UjeOH)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 11:44 AM (7l5V0)
Still pissed Obama never said anything about that.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 11:34 AM (W+vEI)
With King Barry, it was Islam Uber Alles.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 11:44 AM (9TK8E)
They had a story a few days ago about the site, and warning that if the Norks do another test, the entire site could go.
Posted by: shibumi at October 31, 2017 11:43 AM (aT+Bx)
Finally, some good news
Posted by: God at October 31, 2017 11:44 AM (ZTRlp)
but once they hit, I'm not sure there was a right way to go
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Did Britain get hit by the same crop failures? It is interesting that droughts and such in capitalist societies did to cause temporary pain and in socialist societies they cause massive devastation.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2017 11:44 AM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Clearly at October 31, 2017 11:44 AM (6xPsz)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 31, 2017 11:45 AM (baYK5)
Posted by: JAS at October 31, 2017 11:45 AM (Oj1RP)
Trump Curse has claimed more victims, I see.
Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 31, 2017 11:45 AM (wwd4n)
593 Apparently there was a sports writer for the Cleveland Plain Dealer once named Gordon Cobbledick...
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 11:45 AM (LiyEm)
--
One of the commenters at Zero Hedge asked "how many of their top nuclear scientists were killed?"
Of course, we'll never know.
Posted by: shibumi at October 31, 2017 11:46 AM (aT+Bx)
Still pissed Obama never said anything about that.
***
I remember mentioning to a LIV I know that when the NORKs imprisoned that kid that they later murdered Obama didn't give a fark.
She said something like, "But wouldn't the media have made a big deal about that?!?!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2017 11:46 AM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2017 11:46 AM (BoMuO)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 11:46 AM (mJ8mX)
"my butter from another udder"
see, it's a butter joke ...
what happens when a milk cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
udder destruction ...
Posted by: illiniwek
No whey!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 11:46 AM (QFqpA)
"we use rockets to protect our children. They use children to protect their rockets."
Perfect.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 11:46 AM (VezBU)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 11:47 AM (zSVEm)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 11:47 AM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 11:47 AM (uNTa0)
Of course, we'll never know.
Top. Men.
Probably 0. Those were just the minions digging the tunnel. Shoulda hired some Gazinians.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2017 11:47 AM (BoMuO)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 11:48 AM (mJ8mX)
dig a tunnel through rocky dirt. 1000 yards, 50 feet underground? Ya,
sure, be done next week. $50.
***
It used to be a core part of war fighting - drilling tunnels under enemy forts and trenches. People can get a lot done fast where there are no unions, environmental protections and little concern for human life...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2017 11:48 AM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2017 11:48 AM (gbWkA)
The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 31, 2017 11:49 AM (Wtll+)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 11:49 AM (LiyEm)
***
In fairness to them, at least they don't harvest their body parts for sale...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2017 11:49 AM (eSx+E)
Arabs had a few contributions, long ago. Mostly pre-Islam. Arabs are rarely a benefit to any society.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 11:49 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 31, 2017 11:49 AM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 11:37 AM (VezBU)
Ever hear of the word Omen
Posted by: God at October 31, 2017 11:44 AM (ZTRlp)
*looks up nervously as it gets dark and cloudy*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 11:49 AM (VezBU)
Posted by: Doctor Zeus at October 31, 2017 11:49 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 11:49 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2017 11:49 AM (BoMuO)
There's a bit missing there -- the French grocers aren't willing to pay more for butter, apparently. In most of the US, grocers sell milk and eggs at a loss. The won't raise the sale price (to remain competitive), but they do pay the dairies enough to stay in business and to maintain the domestic market.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 31, 2017 11:49 AM (YWrCB)
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Now I remember why I hate baseball.
Posted by: V. Plame at October 31, 2017 11:49 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 11:50 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: ares woman at October 31, 2017 11:50 AM (7kSLg)
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Egypt and Iran were both centers of civilization and science...of course that ended shortly after the rise of Islam...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2017 11:50 AM (eSx+E)
Posted by: LASue at October 31, 2017 11:50 AM (hZ+us)
That said, good for the dairies for seeking fairer pastures.
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2017 11:50 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 11:50 AM (mJ8mX)
They can stretch a goat's anus like no one else!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 11:50 AM (QFqpA)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 11:51 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 11:51 AM (uNTa0)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 11:51 AM (zSVEm)
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LOL.
I think it's literally like three days since the article re: "danger at site."
You know, sort of like how Trump called out Sweden as being overrun by muslim crime and a few days later, there was a terror incident.
/I'm not saying the PDT is a time traveler. But....
Posted by: shibumi at October 31, 2017 11:51 AM (aT+Bx)
You mean like the 5 Americans who were held by Iran that Obama never mentioned during the months-long Iran deal negotiations?
Or like the American Jew stabbed in Marseilles?
Barry did not GAF about American abroad except when they could be used to trade with our enemies, such as Iran and the Taliban.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 11:51 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2017 11:48 AM (gbWkA)
i will be gentle with the children but I bought a fuck all scary mask and bloody cleaver and i have an ambush planned for the big thugs. Cant wait.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 11:51 AM (VezBU)
***
In fairness few societies can really learn from others like this...Japan and South Korea did...but not many others...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2017 11:51 AM (eSx+E)
Call me crazy, but I found Me-again dressed up like Shania Twain kind of sexy.
Posted by: Benji Carver
_______________________
I'd hit it....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 31, 2017 11:51 AM (ZFEAw)
Posted by: steevy"
Ah, Kiner's Korner. Fond memories of youth. Hard to describe. You kind of had to be there for it to understand why it is so beloved.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 31, 2017 11:52 AM (OD2ni)
But French supermarkets refuse to pay the market price for butter. That is a silly stance that ignores market forces, because there is a foreign market that will absorb the butter that France is unwilling to buy.
That is their grand and noble gesture.
And Frenchmen drive to Belgium and Germany and Holland to buy it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 11:52 AM (wYseH)
Venezuela?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 31, 2017 11:52 AM (P/aDH)
The Chinks have warned them about that because the fallout from the mountain collapsing would hit Chinese territory.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 11:52 AM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2017 11:52 AM (gbWkA)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 11:52 AM (7l5V0)
Neither was Arab. For that matter, Iran still isn't, and they'll make sure you know it.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 31, 2017 11:52 AM (YWrCB)
Posted by: LASue at October 31, 2017 11:52 AM (hZ+us)
***
I feel that way with CNN and the Alphabets.
Zerohedge and the like give you fake stories sure, but at least different ones then the FNM!
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2017 11:52 AM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 11:53 AM (39g3+)
The British in WWI spent months digging tunnels under one Hun series of defenses that were perched on an escarpment. The day arrived and *boom* a large chunk of the higher ground collapsed. Still the English only managed a little bit of territory gain. Think this was during the bloodfest called the Somme.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 11:53 AM (uNTa0)
I like ZH, just steer clear of the comments.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2017 11:53 AM (BoMuO)
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Yeah. All just waiting to start a war. Mark my words.
Posted by: V. Plame at October 31, 2017 11:53 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 11:54 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 11:51 AM (uNTa0)
LMAO.
Is there a spoof on The Godfather? Because that scene should be in it Anna.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 11:54 AM (VezBU)
593 Apparently there was a sports writer for the Cleveland Plain Dealer once named Gordon Cobbledick...
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 11:45 AM (LiyEm)
There used to be a guy in the phone book here named Adolf Macock.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 11:54 AM (9TK8E)
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Free markets mean you are not required to buy at the market price. You may choose to do without The refusal to buy is the market in action.
Posted by: RioBravo at October 31, 2017 11:54 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Max Baer at October 31, 2017 11:54 AM (5OO3x)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 11:54 AM (LiyEm)
Sure, I mean that less of a condemnation of Arabs in particular than to note a reason why they might have so much animosity toward the Jew.
Arabs are raised in Islam to think they are the pinnacle of humanity and the best of the world. But they look around and see that they live in a backward craphole. They can explain this a few ways, but the most popular is "we're oppressed and cheated by evil crafty Joos and Americans!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 11:55 AM (39g3+)
In the rush to be first and get clicks, they peddle in unverified BS much of the time. Same with Drudge these days.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 31, 2017 11:55 AM (OD2ni)
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I think they are also hated because they have the gall to think that their lives and their country are worth defending, and that they have the right to protect themselves against terrorism.
That incident described about the athlete Flecker, the first thing I thought of was Pence at the Hamilton play. Antifa are starting to talk about conservatives and whites the way antisemites talk about Jews.
The left is not held to any standards of decency or decorum, unlike everybody else.
Posted by: Marie Antoinette at October 31, 2017 11:55 AM (/qEW2)
I saw a documentary about those tunnels. Apparently they keep finding them. One was discovered when it's roof collapsed, leaving a woman trapped in the tunnel until her husband came home.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 31, 2017 11:55 AM (YWrCB)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 11:55 AM (LiyEm)
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Yep. That was the gist of the story a few days ago.
China is not happy about the situation and bam! A few days later, a tunnel collapses killing 200.
Or perhaps more. Who knows if that number is real or not.
Posted by: shibumi at October 31, 2017 11:55 AM (aT+Bx)
I would be shocked if it was a Dem... I'm thinking Don Jr., Carter Page and ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2017 11:56 AM (O2RFr)
Probably also good to ask: where are they getting the materials to build these tunnels?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 11:56 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 31, 2017 11:56 AM (4XCge)
Cholesterol, you opine??? Well yeah, but I often wonder if what our own bodies crank out is more primary for high levels than the dietary sources.
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 11:56 AM (zSVEm)
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Yeah. All just waiting to start a war. Mark my words.
Posted by: V. Plame at October 31, 2017 11:53 AM (vg8iE)
Would love to go to Israel. But whats the food like? Wait Hamberger that sounds Jewish? They got that there?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 11:56 AM (VezBU)
Cal Abrams, Brad Ausmus, Moe Berg, Lou Boudreau, Ken Holtzman, Mike Lieberthal, Al Rosen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 11:57 AM (39g3+)
confess I do go to all 3 for occasional data and stories... always
remembering to wear my Magic Skeptics Hat...
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Yeah, just avoid the comments. Infowars really breaks a lot of stuff that later proves out. All three look at things differently, so can't afford to dismiss them entirely. Just avoid the comments. Yikes!
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 31, 2017 11:57 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 11:57 AM (LiyEm)
Pre-Revolutionary France wasn't IIRC really socialist, but it did have a lot of ridiculous taxes and internal customs fees and duties.
Things like trade barriers and tariffs and diversity of produce play role, too.
But like I said, supply and demand. If there is literally not near enough food for everyone, that is a very serious problem. (Yes, imports, but those take time, and we're hungry now.)
I would think that refrigeration and modern food storage techniques and technology are bigger helps than the economic system after a certain point.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 31, 2017 11:57 AM (u0s1P)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 11:53 AM (39g3+)
Nope.
Evangelical Christian.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 11:57 AM (wYseH)
Speaking of terrorists:
Maverick's Twitter this morning:
"I believe in Americans and the American dream, but its time we wake up..."
Then he goes on a anti Trump tirade.
WTF?
Whatever brain disease he has, it's taking hold.
Posted by: WisRich at October 31, 2017 11:37 AM (G0vdT)
HEY, JOHNNY. Is that the tumor talking?
Posted by: President Richard Punch at October 31, 2017 11:57 AM (ymnmz)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 11:58 AM (mJ8mX)
Well for various reasons.
Gateway Pundit pulls the trigger too soon on stories without verifying them or digging to see if real
Infowars is mostly crazy ranting and conspiracy theories, but it has a few gems too. And sometimes the ranting crazy turns out to be accurate.
Zerohedge is usually pretty good in its content but has godawful crazy in the comments.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 11:59 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: WisRich at October 31, 2017 11:59 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 31, 2017 11:59 AM (2Mnv1)
Yay!
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 31, 2017 11:59 AM (hMwEB)
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That, and they have a LEGENDARY work ethic that maybe only the Japanese can hope to match.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 11:59 AM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 12:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2017 12:00 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 12:00 PM (7l5V0)
I'm not sure anyone has tested a kinetic weapon for real to see how powerful they are. Its all theoretical and small scale modeling at this point.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 12:01 PM (39g3+)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: andycanuck
Odin?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 12:01 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 12:01 PM (O2yLY)
I agree.. He seems mighty" healthy" for a guy with terminal brain tumor...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2017 12:01 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 12:01 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 12:02 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2017 12:02 PM (O2RFr)
BTW, can a Rod From God attack collapse a mountain used as a nuke testing site?
I'm not sure anyone has tested a kinetic weapon for real to see how powerful they are. Its all theoretical and small scale modeling at this point.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 12:01 PM (39g3+)
But, but Sci-Fi...kinetic weapons and death lasers!!!
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 12:02 PM (zSVEm)
MSDNC has a new promo: "This is not an echo chamber. This is who we are."
Keep trying to convince yourselves. Bless your hearts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 12:02 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 12:02 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 12:02 PM (39g3+)
market price. You may choose to do without The refusal to buy is the
market in action.
Posted by: RioBravo at October 31, 2017 11:54 AM (5NMZN)
I made a lazy point.
You are of course correct. It is a relatively free market. But my point is that the French grocers do not recognize market forces and are simply refusing to buy a product their customers want. If it were a closed system they might have some pricing power, but the market for butter is essentially the entire world, so the producers can simply shift to foreign markets that are willing to pay market price.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 12:03 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: steevy
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I'm less certain about that:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_Explosion
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 12:03 PM (5OO3x)
Was picking up off the floor last night in the Halloween aisle and pulled out from under shelves the hanger and cardboard for a costume, no costume though. It said it was a "Complete Zombie." If you are a zombie, how can you be complete?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:03 PM (uNTa0)
I read some about a famine in the late Roman Empire (right after Constantine). Five, six years of drought in Syria. Antioch needs food, but there's none around. Most food is consumed with 1 day's journey of where it's grown -- and that's about 15 miles. Over land, it takes 6 days to move freight 100 miles.
Arranging for shipments from over seas -- but still within the empire's borders -- took most of a year.
So transportation helps, a lot. Communication helps.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 31, 2017 12:03 PM (YWrCB)
"Free Market" concepts within borders has merits, but government oversight CAN be useful, and/or essential. Nation-states exist for good reason ... the "globalists" prefer to turn us all into consumer units that but what they can conveniently package in commie places with slaves and pollution and no labor laws.
Foreign mystery fish with mystery injections or drug treatments, or just the drugs themselves ... even Boeing is now outsourcing bits and pieces. Globalists have a new world order plan to eliminate the problems we dissenters cause. Maintaining borders/language/culture will be a fight.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2017 12:04 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 31, 2017 12:05 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Archer at October 31, 2017 12:05 PM (gbWkA)
Here's a great one instead:
naturalfake's White Chili
2 largish onions
1 orange bell pepper
6 cloves of garlic
3 lbs of skinless, boneless thigh meat cut into roughly inch pieces
1 can of cannellini beans
1 can of great northern beans
1 can of golden hominy
3/4 16 oz jar of Frontera Salsa Tomatillo
1 can of El Paso Chopped Green Chilies
1 tbs cumin
1.5 tsp ground coriander
1 tsp ancho chili powder
Salt and pepper to taste
Saute onions, garlic, and bell pepper till just starting to go soft in oven proof pot.
Add everything else (use liquid in bean cans, dump out liquid in hominy can).
Stir at this point the chili will be somewhat thick. Don't worry water will come out of the ingredients as they cook and leave you with a consistency like a thick soup.
If you're worried or it's too thick at the start use chicken stock to the consistency you like.
Cook at 220 for 4-5 hours, raise temp to 230 for the last hour. (you can cook longer if you like)
Should work fine in a slow cooker.
Serve with sour cream and fresh chopped cilantro.
You're welcome!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2017 12:05 PM (NyJwR)
Posted by: Rob Crawford
JIT Delivery will be the death of us.
(Just In Time)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 12:06 PM (QFqpA)
Bad orange chicken from Kung Meow.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 12:02 PM
You don't suppose Bluebell snuck any of this into the cookbook do you?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 12:06 PM (0tfLf)
Also, a nice brief description of the Big Blast, with some diagrams:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/guides/zggykqt
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 12:06 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:03 PM (uNTa0)
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Strange.
Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at October 31, 2017 12:06 PM (suO/a)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 11:55 AM (39g3+)
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Anyone with even the slightest amount of introspection, with even a mediocre intellect should be able to catch themselves making that error and reject it.
Wastin' away in Jihadiville
Lookin' for my lost c4 bomb
Some folks claim there's a goat to blame
But I know I built my own damn tomb.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 12:06 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 12:06 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 12:06 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2017 12:07 PM (IqV8l)
http://tinyurl.com/y9wflqfp
He's also pro-abortion, so he's got that going for him, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 12:07 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: browndog at October 31, 2017 12:07 PM (bGMOs)
Posted by: Herbert West at October 31, 2017 12:07 PM (fcqmr)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 12:07 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:08 PM (uNTa0)
In my opinion, Israel shows astounding restraint with its neighbors, to the point of stupidity.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 12:08 PM (39g3+)
Bad orange chicken from Kung Meow.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 12:02 PM
You don't suppose Bluebell snuck any of this into the cookbook do you?
Posted by: Diogenes
Step 1: Leave raw chicken sitting on counter for 8 hours.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 12:08 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 12:08 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 12:06 PM (0tfLf)
We may never know.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 12:08 PM (PY9jH)
Cholesterol, you opine??? Well yeah, but I often wonder if what our own bodies crank out is more primary for high levels than the dietary sources.
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 11:56 AM (zSVEm)
There is a study or two that shows that high cholesterol correlates to low risk of stroke, and ppl with low cholesterol die sooner.
Something like that.
Cholesterol is actually a way your body protects you. Inflammation is the killer.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 31, 2017 12:09 PM (hMwEB)
I had to turn the channel when listening to his description of his tax proposal. I wish he would just say it is historic, and then explain its historic components.
Posted by: Very Undude at October 31, 2017 12:09 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 12:09 PM (7l5V0)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 12:10 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at October 31, 2017 12:10 PM (2Mnv1)
:::heads for the bunker:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 12:10 PM (O2yLY)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 31, 2017 12:10 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2017 12:05 PM (NyJwR)
Thanks. its getting chilly here in AZ. Time for soup. Made lentil last night. BTW. i make it in an electric pressure cooker. dry lentils. 15 minutes on timer, another 10 to naturally de-pressure.
I swear the pressure cooker seals in all the spices and makes for an incredible soup. and FAST.
...and hobos? I cant even.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:10 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 12:11 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 12:08 PM
Oh....OH!!!!
That was clever.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 12:11 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 12:11 PM (wYseH)
In my dream scenario, McCain's tumor becomes self-aware, they cut it out
and Crazy John dies in surgery, and the AZ governor appoints the
sentient tumor to the Senate. Known as Johann McCainlette, its solution
to all problems is napalm.
Posted by: Herbert West at October 31, 2017 12:07 PM (fcqmr)
Long Live Tumor! Long Live Tumor!
Three cheers !
HUZZAH HUZZAH HUZZAH!
Posted by: President Richard Punch at October 31, 2017 12:11 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:11 PM (uNTa0)
Posted by: WisRich at October 31, 2017 11:59 AM (G0vdT)
Toast!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2017 12:11 PM (tbOMB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:03 PM (uNTa0)
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There was an issue that subconsciously bothered me as I watched Reanimator that some pundit on a podcast made explicit: "Whatever injury killed the person in the first place still exists once you reanimate it. So how can it be functional?"
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 12:11 PM (/qEW2)
I had to turn the channel when listening to his description of his tax proposal. I wish he would just say it is historic, and then explain its historic components.
Your concern is :
[ ] noted
[ ] not noted
[x] Petulant
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at October 31, 2017 12:11 PM (vmsda)
Just how stealthy are Chinese bombers?
Posted by: DaveA at October 31, 2017 12:11 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 12:11 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2017 12:12 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 12:10 PM (UoSKV)
Hungover AND with a cold?
No wonder the cookbook is months late....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 12:12 PM (wYseH)
20 I've posted this link before, but this recounting of a visit to a hospital in Israel really captures how ugly it is:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yb3shgso
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 11:36 AM (W+vEI)
I wish he'd named the PR c*nt from the LA Lakers that refused to consider providing anything for those Israeli children.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 31, 2017 12:12 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at October 31, 2017 12:12 PM (2Mnv1)
Yeah, yeah, I grew weary of everything being "unprecedented" from the last administration.
Posted by: no good deed at October 31, 2017 12:12 PM (eIQHF)
We have a guy arriving tomorrow night who is the brother of one of our foreign students. Trying to freshen things up.
I'll pay for this later.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 12:13 PM (PY9jH)
Damn, I have this mental picture of the Sham Wow! guy making his pitch, but the sound is off and I can't hear what he is saying.
And youtube is doing just the opposite. I get the soundtrack, but no video.
I hate it when things don't work right.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 31, 2017 12:13 PM (4XCge)
:::heads for the bunker:::
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 12:10 PM (O2yLY)
Come back...come on...you know how tolerant we all are...hell come on back BSG....
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:13 PM (VezBU)
"my butter from another udder"
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BUTTER IS MADE FROM MILK WHICH COMES FROM A COW'S UDDER.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 31, 2017 12:13 PM (60v4h)
I keed, I keed.... Yeah, that's a little lame.
They are a bunch of dangerous nutters.
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 12:14 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2017 12:14 PM (/cv41)
Try using a broom or a dust mop instead. Works a lot better.
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2017 12:14 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 12:12 PM
Bluebell slowly reaches for her shiv and the whetstone.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 12:14 PM (0tfLf)
I'm not fond of his stump speeches and tweeting language, either. But it clearly connects well with voters and the people of America, and he's proven that with a prepared speech at an important occasion, he can knock it out of the entire state, not just the park.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 12:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 12:14 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:14 PM (uNTa0)
Wait, wut? He has to be religious to be Jewish? So I guess the multitude of secular peeps aren't Jewish either? Word.
Jewish father and grandparents (fled Germany ) per:
https://sportsspectrum.com/sport/ mlb-baseball/2016/06/10/gold-mine-diamondbacks-paul- goldschmidt-finds-jesus-through-love-of-others/
Posted by: mysterious to get at October 31, 2017 12:15 PM (Z10dk)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 12:15 PM (7l5V0)
No wonder the cookbook is months late....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 12:12 PM (wYseH)
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Neither, thankyouverymuch. No, I was just working on the cookbook, as a matter of fact, and my womanly intuition told me I should come take a look in here. And here we are. People talking smack about me and I'm not even there to defend myself.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 12:15 PM (UoSKV)
In my dream scenario, McCain's tumor becomes self-aware, they cut it out
and Crazy John dies in surgery, and the AZ governor appoints the
sentient tumor to the Senate.
There's a silly, weird Richard E Grant movie where he has a boil on his neck that grows into an evil twin sort of second head...that eventually removes the original head. That's all I can think of with this talk of McCain and his sentient tummah
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 12:15 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 12:13 PM (PY9jH
What state are you? Don't you have Mexicans?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:15 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 31, 2017 12:13 PM (4XCge)
You're gonna love turning 29!
Posted by: Vince S. at October 31, 2017 12:15 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: no good deed at October 31, 2017 12:15 PM (eIQHF)
Jane, sit down, it's a guy coming. They'll never notice.
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2017 12:14 PM (/cv41)
This is probably true. I've been laying off the pain meds I was prescribed. However, I'm probably going to need one soon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 12:16 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2017 12:16 PM (AxFdW)
Posted by: Ficus at October 31, 2017 12:16 PM (ymnmz)
I'm not fond of his stump speeches and tweeting
language, either. But it clearly connects well with voters and the
people of America, and he's proven that with a prepared speech at an
important occasion, he can knock it out of the entire state, not just
the park. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 20112:14 PM (39g3+)
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^^^THIS^^^
An unexpected benefit for this rather prim Midwesterner is how much I enjoy my morning covfefe reading about exploding heads.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 31, 2017 12:16 PM (MIKMs)
"we use rockets to protect our children. They use children to protect their rockets."
Perfect.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 11:46 AM (VezBU)
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That reminds me of this: http://www.israelnewsagency.com/hamas_baby.jpg
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 12:17 PM (/qEW2)
His use, better yet, his overuse of superlatives in describing anything
that he does, is off-putting.
I had to turn the channel when listening to his description of his
tax proposal.
...
Posted by: Very Undude at October 31, 2017 12:09 PM (2X7pN)
------------------------------------------Yep.
----"Now they'd come so far and they'd waited so longJust to end up caught in a dream where everything goes wrongWhere the dark of night holds back the light of the dayAnd you've gotta stand and fight for the price you pay"
-- Bruce Springsteen"The Price You Pay"
Posted by: RioBravo at October 31, 2017 12:17 PM (5NMZN)
(price leader is the strategy of getting people in the door, "leading them in" with an advertised cheap price on some popular item)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2017 12:17 PM (/aIFg)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 12:15 PM (UoSKV)
Woooow...you SENSED it. I'm like that... I'm telepathetic Heidi tells me when I sense something.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:17 PM (VezBU)
. His use, better yet, his overuse of superlatives in describing anything that he does, is off-putting. I had to turn the channel when listening to his description of his tax proposal. I wish he would just say it is historic, and then explain its historic components.
Posted by: Very Undude at October 31, 2017 12:09 PM (2X7pN)
Historic isn't a selling point.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 31, 2017 12:17 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: mysterious to get at October 31, 2017 12:15 PM (Z10dk)
No, he has to be Jewish according to Jewish law.
If his mother wasn't Jewish, or he didn't convert, then he isn't Jewish.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 12:17 PM (wYseH)
>>
In my dream scenario, McCain's tumor becomes self-aware, they cut it out
and Crazy John dies in surgery, and the AZ governor appoints the
sentient tumor to the Senate.
There's a silly, weird
Richard E Grant movie where he has a boil on his neck that grows into an
evil twin sort of second head...that eventually removes the original
head. That's all I can think of with this talk of McCain and his
sentient tummah
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 12:15 PM (W+vEI)
Wait for it....wait for it....wait for it......
Posted by: Tumor at October 31, 2017 12:18 PM (ymnmz)
[ ] noted
[ ] not noted
[x] Petulant
Agreed. I have no good reason for feeling this way. I knew I would receive flak for writing the comment. I just think he would be more persuasive if he would change some of his stylistic ticks, like saying "believe me" so much.
Posted by: Very Undude at October 31, 2017 12:18 PM (2X7pN)
Yeah, neither do I.
That's not who we are.
Spare me.
Oh, and ABC radio is saying that "top campaign advisors" were indicted, I guess the Pappdopolous dude is suddently a "top advisor" when he went to one meeting and was ignored and shuffled aside repeatedly.
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2017 12:18 PM (/cv41)
Technically, the nuclear family has been under attack from all sorts of Lefty factions for decades. They're just OK with spelling it out now.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 12:18 PM (W+vEI)
This one looks like its more Guardians of the Galaxy than... whatever Thor Dark World was. It looks fun and packed with action and stuff happening. Possibly too much, from the reviews.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 12:18 PM (39g3+)
according to Harvey, who is claiming to be lamedh vavnik now, it bathed in splooge and the glory of the Shekhinah.
but mostly splooge.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2017 12:19 PM (K8fD2)
http://www.israelnewsagency.com/hamas_baby.jpg
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 12:17 PM (/qEW2)
Thats GREAT Steve.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:19 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Cumberland Astro at October 31, 2017 12:19 PM (ue+Wr)
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2017 12:14 PM (/cv41)
This is probably true. I've been laying off the pain meds I was prescribed. However, I'm probably going to need one soon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 12:16 PM
Recommend you leave it as is, put on a house coat and hair up in curlers. Spread doritos around the living room and a couple bottles of vodka and tequila. Have a cigarette hanging from your mouth, Lavern and Shirley reruns on the TV, and say "Welcome" when he shows up.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 12:19 PM (0tfLf)
and the best of the world. But they look around and see that they live
in a backward craphole. They can explain this a few ways, but the most
popular is "we're oppressed and cheated by evil crafty Joos and
Americans!"
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Plus... inbred/low iq.
And... lots of weird upbringing sh*t as well.
Years ago "Dr. Sanity" did a really useful series of posts about the Arab psyche. Short story: their upbringing, both male and female, is not psychologically healthy. At all.
muslim + low iq+ psychologically unstable upbringing= not good.
Posted by: shibumi at October 31, 2017 12:19 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at October 31, 2017 12:19 PM (2Mnv1)
Bring. It.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 12:20 PM (PY9jH)
--
173
Vat happened to the monkey,when she backed into the fan????
DISASTER
-----------------------------
That's weird. When that happened to a firefly, he was delighted.
Posted by: irright at October 31, 2017 12:20 PM (pMGkg)
Alaska
Mississippi
Louisiana
Georgia
New Mexico
North Carolina
South Carolina
Arkansas
Delaware
Oklahoma
The ten least sexually diseased states are:
Vermont
New Hampshire
West Virginia
Maine
Utah
Idaho
Wyoming
Connecticut
Massachusetts
New Jersey
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 12:20 PM (mcI77)
Thank you, Jesse. Whatever kills the NFL the fastest is good with me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 12:20 PM (Nwg0u)
"What did the ficus see just before the money shot?"
according to Harvey, who is claiming to be lamedh vavnik now, it bathed in splooge and the glory of the Shekhinah.
but mostly splooge.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2017 12:19 PM (K8fD2)
Stop Triggering me!
Posted by: Ficus at October 31, 2017 12:20 PM (ymnmz)
The Book of Jewish Sports Legends, votermom?
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 11:46 AM (mJ8mX)
I can think of a couple really good ones from baseball.Hank Greenberg and Sandy Koufax.
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 11:49 AM (LiyEm)
I thought the movie Airplane was requiring viewing around here.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2017 12:20 PM (493sH)
Odds of 70-year old man changing his personality.........rounding to significant figures......zero.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 12:21 PM (O2yLY)
Posted by: m at October 31, 2017 12:21 PM (1Xpas)
There's a silly, weird Richard E Grant movie
where he has a boil on his neck that grows into an evil twin sort of
second head...that eventually removes the original head. That's all I
can think of with this talk of McCain and his sentient tummah Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 12:15 PM (W+vEI)
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I seem to remember a two-headed character in Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 31, 2017 12:21 PM (MIKMs)
Recommend you leave it as is, put on a house
coat and hair up in curlers. Spread doritos around the living room and a
couple bottles of vodka and tequila. Have a cigarette hanging from
your mouth, Lavern and Shirley reruns on the TV, and say "Welcome" when
he shows up.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 12:19 PM (0tfLf)
I can see him going back to his home country. "Everything they say about American housewives is true!"Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 12:21 PM (PY9jH)
*gets ready to shut down computer*
Damn.........any ideas?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:22 PM (VezBU)
I had to turn the channel when listening to his description of his tax proposal. I wish he would just say it is historic, and then explain its historic components.
Posted by: Very Undude at October 31, 2017 12:09 PM (2X7pN)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and posit that most people here do not support Trump because of either
a) his winning personality or
b) his soaring rhetoric.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 31, 2017 12:22 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 12:22 PM (7l5V0)
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2017 12:22 PM (8ikIW)
*gets ready to shut down computer*
Damn.........any ideas?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Take over a small country?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 12:23 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at October 31, 2017 12:23 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 12:21 PM (PY9jH)
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And I was just thinking, hmmm, looks like I need to put a bigger piece of post-it note over my computer's camera.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 12:23 PM (UoSKV)
Thor movie too busy? Ah the third Spiderman movie when he had to deal with two villains.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:23 PM (uNTa0)
after the last 8 unprecedented recovery summers, he does not bother me in the least. Its what makes him Trump, he is NOT like the others in DC, he wont even talk like them. I am fine with that.
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at October 31, 2017 12:23 PM (vmsda)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 31, 2017 12:21 PM (MIKMs)
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2017 12:23 PM (493sH)
There's a silly, weird Richard E Grant movie
where he has a boil on his neck that grows into an evil twin sort of
second head...that eventually removes the original head. That's all I
can think of with this talk of McCain and his sentient tummah Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 12:15 PM (W+vEI)
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I seem to remember a two-headed character in Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 31, 2017 12:21 PM (MIKMs)
There was a movie about a man with two heads. Rosie Greer was one of the heads.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 31, 2017 12:23 PM (ymnmz)
http://tinyurl.com/y86t85z5
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 31, 2017 12:23 PM (j+dfT)
I like budweiser too.
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2017 12:23 PM (/cv41)
Zaphod. And, oddly, his second head was much better when the BBC did it with papier mache than when Hollywood did it digitally.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 31, 2017 12:24 PM (YWrCB)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 31, 2017 12:23 PM (ymnmz)
And Ray Milland the other. Talk about a Lost Weekend
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2017 12:24 PM (493sH)
a) his winning personality or
b) his soaring rhetoric.
-------------------------------------------
I assumed support was because:
"What the phuck is the alternative?"
But I might be wrong.
Posted by: RioBravo at October 31, 2017 12:24 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:24 PM (uNTa0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 12:21 PM (PY9jH)
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And I was just thinking, hmmm, looks like I need to put a bigger piece of post-it note over my computer's camera.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 12:23 PM
**Shifts eyes back and forth while rubbing hands together and laughs out loud "Bwahahahah!!!"
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 12:25 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 12:25 PM (O2yLY)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 12:25 PM (7l5V0)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 31, 2017 12:24 PM (YWrCB)
Nobody does shitty FX better than the Beeb.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 31, 2017 12:25 PM (CPk08)
Alaska
Mississippi
Louisiana
Georgia
New Mexico
North Carolina
South Carolina
Arkansas
Delaware
Oklahoma
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That's because Oklahoma sucks.
(TX/OK rivalry is alive & well!)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 12:25 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 12:25 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Old Spice at October 31, 2017 12:25 PM (s7xzS)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Get a FIRST on the next thread?
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2017 12:22 PM (8ikIW)
257 Ok, I need to go DO something with my life.
*gets ready to shut down computer*
Damn.........any ideas?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Take over a small country?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 12:23 PM (QFqpA)
Thanks rick, but I may have to go with Bruce...
"BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE!!!"
Damn, I know thats from a movie but.....
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:26 PM (VezBU)
10 plum tomatoes, halved lengthwise
1 jalapeno chili halved(seeded if desired)
1 onion peeled and halved
4 garlic cloves peeled
2 pound boneless ,skinless chicken thighs cut into half inch cubes
quarter cup chili powder
2 canned chipolte chilies in adobo sauce finely chopped
1 and three quarter cups chicken stock
1 15 oz can of kidney beans drained
pre-heat broiler with rack 3 inches from heat source. Arrange tomatoes, jalapeno,onion,garlic cut side down in rimmed baking sheet
broil till starting to char, about 5 minutes.Pulse tomatoes and jalapeno in blender or food processor until chunky
Heat a large skillet over medium high heat. Add oil. Working in batches brown chicken, allowing to sear stirring for 5-6 min.
Reduce heat to medium add onion, and garlic to pan. Cook until soft about 8 minutes. Add chili powder add salt to taste. Cook stirring for 1 min.. Stir in chipoltes,and add chicken .Cook scraping up browned bits until fully incorporated, about 3-5 min..Stir in stock.simmer for 20 min.. Add beans simmer for 10 min.. Serve with desired toppings
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2017 12:26 PM (O2RFr)
What is not Israel for $500 Charlie
Posted by: Jeopardy Contestant Wannabe at October 31, 2017 11:41 AM (ZTRlp)
What is not my kitchen for $1000?
Posted by: Cliff Claven at October 31, 2017 12:27 PM (SpeiC)
According to people who I told that to, it demonstrated that I was an unsophicticated oaf of a reader I was... scarred for life, I have finally admitted, again, that I don't like the book, here in my AoS safe space.
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 12:27 PM (zSVEm)
this is of course how Sayyid Qutb got started .
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2017 12:27 PM (K8fD2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:28 PM (uNTa0)
Alaska
Mississippi
Louisiana
Georgia
New Mexico
North Carolina
South Carolina
Arkansas
Delaware
Oklahoma
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That's because Oklahoma sucks.
(TX/OK rivalry is alive & well!)
I spent a lifetime in Oklahoma one summer. For Officer's Basic at Fort Sill GAWD!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2017 12:28 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 12:28 PM (O2yLY)
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Didja sed this?
Associated Press Associated PressOctober 31, 2017
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) - Police in Florida say a daughter suspected her mother's live-in partner was having an affair, so she looked at files under his profile in their shared household computer.
Instead of another woman, the daughter found pictures and video of herself - naked and undressing in the privacy of her bedroom and bathroom.
The SunSentinel reports that investigators eventually found more than 2,500 images taken by two cameras - one concealed in a wall socket in her bedroom, and another in an AC adapter in the shared bathroom.
Sunrise police say 48-year-old Matthew Bordeaux, who has lived with the mother and daughter "as a family" for seven years, was jailed on charges of video voyeurism.
Well, Florida.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 12:28 PM (Nwg0u)
I had to turn the channel when listening to his description of his tax proposal. I wish he would just say it is historic, and then explain its historic components.
Posted by: Very Undude at October 31, 2017 12:09 PM (2X7pN)
Thanks Barack.
Posted by: Country Boy at October 31, 2017 12:28 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 12:21 PM (PY9jH)
Trust me.
Posted by: The Paolo at October 31, 2017 12:28 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 12:28 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 31, 2017 12:29 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2017 12:29 PM (lKmt3)
-WZ
No pets were harmed.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 12:29 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Ben Rothliesberger at October 31, 2017 12:29 PM (r+sAi)
According to people who I told that to, it demonstrated that I was an unsophicticated oaf of a reader I was... scarred for life, I have finally admitted, again, that I don't like the book, here in my AoS safe space.
Posted by: kraken
Gorgon poetry FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 12:29 PM (QFqpA)
" Hitchhiker's Guide..." .. huh. That was one of the worst books I ever tried to get through.
According to people who I told that to, it demonstrated that I was
an unsophicticated oaf of a reader I was... scarred for life, I have
finally admitted, again, that I don't like the book, here in my AoS safe
space.
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 12:27 PM (zSVEm)
May I have a "word" with you?
Posted by: President Richard Punch at October 31, 2017 12:29 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 12:29 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 12:30 PM (Nwg0u)
-WZ
No pets were harmed.
Posted by: Under Fire
Since Paddock was already dead, did they say why?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 12:30 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:30 PM (VezBU)
PETA wouldn't approve of this but...
Next tunnel they find, Israel should fashion their own suicide belts - but put them on pigs. Send the pigs into the tunnels and then joyfully sit back and hit the remote.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2017 12:30 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2017 12:31 PM (mcI77)
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'Twas no time for sergeants.
Posted by: RioBravo at October 31, 2017 12:31 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 11:46 AM (mJ8mX)
The Book of Female Asian Race Car Drivers
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 31, 2017 12:31 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2017 12:31 PM (7l5V0)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 12:31 PM (O2yLY)
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Bulldoze any sort of institution that the UN attempts to set up in Gaza.
If the UN cries, "But you are denying them education!" the response would be "Education in what subject? Digging tunnels?"
This shit that the UN is pulling is Democrat level slimy.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 12:31 PM (/qEW2)
I like budweiser too.
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I was born and raise in Upstate New York. I have basically known about Donald Trump my entire adult life, and while no fan of his, I did vote for him because I felt he was the best out of the field. His PT Barnum-esque presentation style just rubs me the wrong way. I'll get over it.
BTW, Pabst Blue Ribbon is my choice for best beer.
Posted by: Very Undude at October 31, 2017 12:31 PM (2X7pN)
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There's an AoS safe space?!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 12:30 PM (Nwg0u)
Why yes there is.
Come to me.
Posted by: The Barrel at October 31, 2017 12:31 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Tami at October 31, 2017 12:32 PM (Enq6K)
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There's an AoS safe space?!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
The barrel is pretty safe.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 12:32 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: Medusa Behar at October 31, 2017 12:33 PM (s7xzS)
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Ha! good one.
Posted by: William Kristol, the tallest short man in America today! at October 31, 2017 12:33 PM (LISuA)
a) his winning personality or
b) his soaring rhetoric.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 31, 2017 12:22 PM (CPk0
He has a great personality.
Down to earth, likeable, friendly, generous, likes the regular guy, good with kids, yet a bit rough around the edges and a fighter.
In my opinion, a great combination.
Posted by: Country Boy at October 31, 2017 12:33 PM (Jcg9Q)
guess the Pappdopolous dude is suddenly a "top adviser" when he went
to one meeting and was ignored and shuffled aside repeatedly.
That the White House turned over to Mueller:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9ob9ad3
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 12:33 PM (mJ8mX)
After that I much preferred a Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul while warily casting about that an Electric Monk might be skulking in the shrubbery.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:33 PM (uNTa0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 12:33 PM (Nwg0u)
I also doubt the Israelis are blowing the tunnels with C4. It's probably something else designed for the specific purpose.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 31, 2017 12:33 PM (UIIdr)
Palestine GDP per person $1924
Proof the construction skills (tunnels), military defense spending (terrorism), and education (madrasah) can create a viable economy and nation state.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 31, 2017 12:33 PM (bmkS9)
an unsophicticated oaf of a reader I was... scarred for life, I have
finally admitted, again, that I don't like the book, here in my AoS safe
space.
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 12:27 PM (zSVEm)
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I freely admit that LOTR is not my cuppa. Try Sunday Book Thread. In truth, I didn't see much in the HH series, but friends liked it so I tried. Still like '42'.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 31, 2017 12:34 PM (MIKMs)
Someone had to shoot the security guard for the cover story.
Adjust foil accordingly.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at October 31, 2017 12:34 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 12:32 PM (QFqpA)
Great minds? Yeah...no.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:34 PM (VezBU)
I had to turn the channel when listening to his description of his tax proposal. I wish he would just say it is historic, and then explain its historic components.
Posted by: Very Undude at October 31, 2017 12:09 PM (2X7pN)
Thanks Barack.
Posted by: Country Boy at October 31, 2017 12:28 PM (Jcg9Q)
Let me be clear, uh, uh, uh uh, uhh
_- Bronco Bama
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2017 12:34 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 12:34 PM (5IkYA)
damn that was long. Here's how I cook chicken:
half a chicken, cut up.
about 8 cloves garlic
A large frying pan you don't give a crap about and isn't teflon, because you'll die of pulmonary hemorrhage otherwise.
About half a small glug of vegetable oil. No more.
Heat up the oil on medium high.
put the chicken in the pan with the garlic. Keep moving around the chicken until it is thoroughly cooked. The skin will be brown black and shrivelled off. The garlic should be pretty much burnt to shit but the chicken will be OK.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 31, 2017 12:34 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Ted K. at October 31, 2017 12:35 PM (I6Vm1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV8OZgN8nVg
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 12:35 PM (W+vEI)
He's got a fake persona that he uses for good effect.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 31, 2017 12:36 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Cumberland Astro at October 31, 2017 12:36 PM (ue+Wr)
He's got a fake persona that he uses for good effect.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 31, 2017 12:36 PM (hMwEB)
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Please. I don't watch garbage like The Walking Dead.
I watch garbage like Star Trek Discovery.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 12:36 PM (5IkYA)
Okay I LOL'd... Sounds like my cooking..
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2017 12:36 PM (O2RFr)
Down to earth, likeable, friendly, generous, likes the regular guy, good with kids, yet a bit rough around the edges and a fighter.
In my opinion, a great combination.
Posted by: Country Boy at October 31, 2017 12:33 PM (Jcg9Q)
He sometimes makes me want to hang myself, but honestly and truly, I don't care. He's doing good shit.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 31, 2017 12:37 PM (CPk08)
I initially was horrified by Trump's speech. Then I noted that it
didn't seem to matter to voters, that he sounded much more genuine than
anyone else, and I was wrong. My mother in law, also a New Yorker said I
was a bigot and a snob for that, and, in retrospect, she was right.
I like budweiser too.
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I was born and raise in Upstate New York. I have basically known
about Donald Trump my entire adult life, and while no fan of his, I did
vote for him because I felt he was the best out of the field. His PT
Barnum-esque presentation style just rubs me the wrong way. I'll get
over it.
BTW, Pabst Blue Ribbon is my choice for best beer.
The worse he talks the happier I am. Warms the cockles of my heart to hear him enjoy himself so much being a glib New Yawker. Why; cause I know that the lefties are like, "And Hillary could beat this? WTF"
I love the looks on their faces. He isn't going to win anyone over with his pressers and ad libs anyway. So I agree with the lefties and how stupid he sounds and say "Damn Hillary for not beating this buffoon!"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 31, 2017 12:37 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 12:37 PM (O2yLY)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 12:29 PM (LiyEm)
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Seconded. Can't stand to listen to more than 2 seconds of Obama. I've never seen or felt anything objectionable about Trump in any of the speeches or rallies he's given. He's a very competent orator.
But I do believe that lots of people feel an aversion to him for whatever reason. I feel like the guy who likes cilantro, liver and Brussel sprouts, and sees people who hate it. I believe them, but I can't relate to their impressions/perceptions at all. And I keep hoping they are not emotional enough for it to cause them to reject him, because he's the one piloting the life boat.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 12:37 PM (/qEW2)
That the White House turned over to Mueller:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9ob9ad3
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 12:33 PM (mJ8mX)
I've been hearing a lot of the MFM say top adviser. But this has been the first time I've heard his name. Although with so many Pappdopolous around it's easy to not keep track of them all
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2017 12:37 PM (493sH)
I buy all my chicken precooked. Heat n eat, is my motto.
My time is much too valuable to waste slaving over a hot stove and then cleaning up the mess afterward.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 31, 2017 12:37 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2017 12:36 PM (O2RFr)
I swear it: that's how I cook. It's not bad.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 31, 2017 12:37 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 12:36 PM (5IkYA)
I've heard that Star Trek Discovery's working series title is Star Trek Dumpsterfire.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 31, 2017 12:38 PM (hMwEB)
*gack*
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:38 PM (uNTa0)
damn that was long. Here's how I cook chicken:
half a chicken, cut up.
about 8 cloves garlic
A large frying pan you don't give a crap about and isn't teflon, because you'll die of pulmonary hemorrhage otherwise.
About half a small glug of vegetable oil. No more.
Heat up the oil on medium high.
put the chicken in the pan with the garlic. Keep moving around the chicken until it is thoroughly cooked. The skin will be brown black and shrivelled off. The garlic should be pretty much burnt to shit but the chicken will be OK.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 31, 2017 12:34 PM (CPk0
You can do all this in an electric pressure cooker!
Get your new Cannibal Bob electric pressure cooker now!
CannibalBobsPressureCooker.com
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:38 PM (VezBU)
And not recognizing that 'short' doesn't equal 'nonexistent'.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 12:38 PM (mJ8mX)
He's got a fake persona that he uses for good effect.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 31, 2017 12:36 PM (hMwEB)
Wish he'd start mimicking Negan and employ a hearty swing with Lucille on Sessions, McCain, McConnel, Ryan and any Obama leftover.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2017 12:38 PM (jxbfJ)
According to people who I told that to, it demonstrated that I was an unsophicticated oaf of a reader I was... scarred for life, I have finally admitted, again, that I don't like the book, here in my AoS safe space.
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 12:27 PM (zSVEm)
*gathers wood*
*prepares stake*
*lights torches*
Posted by: Insomniac - Existential Vacuum Salesman at October 31, 2017 12:38 PM (NWiLs)
Tism.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 31, 2017 12:38 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 31, 2017 12:23 PM (ymnmz)
And Ray Milland the other. Talk about a Lost Weekend
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2017 12:24 PM (493sH)"
I actually made it all the way through that clunker. Basically a "what if Frankenstein was a
blaxploitation film with a two-headed monster, where one head was racist
against the other head and his body" premise.
Posted by: They Can't Have My French Fries at October 31, 2017 12:38 PM (xMbF9)
Obama
W. Bush
Clinton (casual address)
Trump
H.W. Bush
Clinton (formal address)
Reagan
Posted by: RioBravo at October 31, 2017 12:39 PM (5NMZN)
Little sociology.
Make a trip to Bethlehem, Jerusalem and Mecca (I know.... infidels cant go to Mecca .... but play along)
At Bethlehem, get up on a box and shout "Jesus Christ is not the Son on God and should be scorned." Note what happens.
At Jerusalem, get up on a box and shout "Judaism is a false religion and should be scorned." Note what happens.
At Mecca, get up on a box and shout "Mohammed is false prophet and should be scorned." Note what happens.
Compare and contrast. But I would do the Mecca trip last.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 12:39 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2017 12:39 PM (493sH)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 12:39 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Maritime at October 31, 2017 12:39 PM (lKmt3)
And not recognizing that 'short' doesn't equal 'nonexistent'.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 12:38 PM (mJ8mX)
Airplane, Blazing Saddles along with all the other movies that Mel Brooks has done.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2017 12:39 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 31, 2017 12:39 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 12:39 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2017 12:40 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Existential Vacuum Salesman at October 31, 2017 12:40 PM (NWiLs)
You need more oil.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 12:39 PM (UoSKV)
I'm trying to eat healthy.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 31, 2017 12:40 PM (CPk08)
You need more oil.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 12:39 PM (UoSKV)
So heres a question. Where to they find the Virgins to make that olive oil anyway?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:41 PM (VezBU)
Obama
W. Bush
Clinton (casual address)
Trump
H.W. Bush
Clinton (formal address)
Reagan
Worst speaker ever : HR Clinton - Oh yea, she is not president and never will be, carry on
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2017 12:41 PM (M+Lyo)
So how go the gold foil Roche chocolate Klingons? Has what's her name mutinied again or stolen something? Or did the Tribble eat them all? Please let the Tribble eat them...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:41 PM (uNTa0)
Posted by: a moslem with rabies at October 31, 2017 12:42 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 31, 2017 12:42 PM (LjR2k)
Joc Pederson has mostly been disappointing after a hot start to his career, but he did at least hit a WS homerun.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 31, 2017 12:43 PM (oZ6kz)
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Is that the one with the Magic Mushroom Drive???
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 12:43 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 12:43 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 12:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: RioBravo at October 31, 2017 12:43 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:41 PM (VezBU)
I always wondered why anyone would fuck an olive, but your way of looking at it makes more sense.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 31, 2017 12:43 PM (CPk08)
According to people who I told that to, it demonstrated that I was
an unsophicticated oaf of a reader I was... scarred for life, I have
finally admitted, again, that I don't like the book, here in my AoS safe
space.
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 12:27 PM (zSVEm)
*gathers wood*
*prepares stake*
*lights torches*
Posted by: Insomniac - Existential Vacuum Salesman at October 31, 2017 12:38 PM
A riot, iss an ugly sink.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 31, 2017 12:43 PM (p+Wdc)
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So heres a question. Where to they find the Virgins to make that olive oil anyway?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:41 PM
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And, apparently, a lot of the time they have extra.
Posted by: irright at October 31, 2017 12:43 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:43 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:41 PM (VezBU)
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Duh..... Pop-eye Cartoons.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 12:43 PM (8XRCm)
I watch garbage like Star Trek Discovery.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 12:36 PM (5IkYA)
I watched an episode of TWD last week just to see what the fuss was all about.
I was expecting to see some zombie killing, but all it was was the non zombie people fighting each other. I didn't see the point.
Won't be doing that again.
Posted by: Country Boy at October 31, 2017 12:44 PM (Jcg9Q)
At Bethlehem, get up on a box and shout "Jesus Christ is not the Son on God and should be scorned." Note what happens.
At Jerusalem, get up on a box and shout "Judaism is a false religion and should be scorned." Note what happens.
At Mecca, get up on a box and shout "Mohammed is false prophet and should be scorned." Note what happens.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 12:39 PM (8XRCm)
Actually, no need to go to Mecca. Deprecating Mohammed in Bethlehem is not a good idea, IIRC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2017 12:44 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
Once people have developed this attitude, you will not refute it. I will merely note that most people I've met who feel this way about cooking have the same approach to love. Well, "love" is what we call it on a family-friendly blog.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 31, 2017 12:44 PM (H5rtT)
278 Here's a good chicken chili recipe:
10 plum tomatoes, halved lengthwise
1 jalapeno chili halved(seeded if desired)
1 onion peeled and halved
4 garlic cloves peeled
2 pound boneless ,skinless chicken thighs cut into half inch cubes
quarter cup chili powder
2 canned chipolte chilies in adobo sauce finely chopped
1 and three quarter cups chicken stock
1 15 oz can of kidney beans drained
pre-heat broiler with rack 3 inches from heat source. Arrange tomatoes, jalapeno,onion,garlic cut side down in rimmed baking sheet
broil till starting to char, about 5 minutes.Pulse tomatoes and jalapeno in blender or food processor until chunky
Heat a large skillet over medium high heat. Add oil. Working in batches brown chicken, allowing to sear stirring for 5-6 min.
Reduce heat to medium add onion, and garlic to pan. Cook until soft about 8 minutes. Add chili powder add salt to taste. Cook stirring for 1 min.. Stir in chipoltes,and add chicken .Cook scraping up browned bits until fully incorporated, about 3-5 min..Stir in stock.simmer for 20 min.. Add beans simmer for 10 min.. Serve with desired toppings
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2017 12:26 PM (O2RFr)
No carrots?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 31, 2017 12:44 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2017 12:38 PM (jxbfJ)
You picked a fine time to cleave me Lucille
Ten hungry walkers and a kid in Maggieee
I've had some hard times
Lived through some bad times
But this time the bleeding won't heal
You picked a fine time to cleave me Lucille
Posted by: Glenn's ghost at October 31, 2017 12:44 PM (hMwEB)
The answer to life the universe and everything is..........?
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 12:44 PM (8XRCm)
He's given up acting??
Posted by: Country Boy at October 31, 2017 12:45 PM (Jcg9Q)
hear him enjoy himself so much being a glib New Yawker. Why; cause I
know that the lefties are like, "And Hillary could beat this? WTF"
Yup. You have to get used to his speaking style and learn to not take the superlatives seriously. But during the campaign I would find myself alternating between cringing and giggling hysterically because he would go there and say things about people, particularly Hillary and her crew, that no one in DC or the MSM would dream of. It was so subversive and fun.
As long as he keeps doing things like nominating conservative judges, cutting regulations, and driving his enemies to self-destruction, I can get past the cringe.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 12:45 PM (W+vEI)
Hungover AND with a cold?
No wonder the cookbook is months late....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Those lock-ups are petri dishes of nasty viruses.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 12:45 PM (5OO3x)
The guy from Welcome Back Kotter?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2017 12:45 PM (493sH)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 31, 2017 12:45 PM (hMwEB)
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376
The answer to life the universe and everything is..........?
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 12:44 PM
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24
Posted by: Lysdexic at October 31, 2017 12:45 PM (pMGkg)
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I don't neec an Electric Monk to believe untrue things for me. I've got Jim Acosta and CNN.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 12:46 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 31, 2017 12:46 PM (LjR2k)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
Once people have developed this attitude, you will not refute it.
I will merely note that most people I've met who feel this way about cooking have the same approach to love. Well, "love" is what we call it on a family-friendly blog.
Posted by: Stringer Davis
Hit-n-git?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 12:46 PM (QFqpA)
Giant space bugs, in a story plagiarized from an old computer game they thought no one remembered.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 12:46 PM (39g3+)
There is some brand that has pictures of Endangered Species on the wrapper. I eat the gorilla-flavored kind, but I think the others are probably equally tasty.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 12:46 PM (O2yLY)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 31, 2017 12:47 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2017 12:44 PM (YqDXo)
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Probably not healthy to "slander the Prophet Mohammed" anytime you are near his adherent regardless of locale.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 12:47 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 12:47 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:47 PM (uNTa0)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 31, 2017 12:47 PM (4XCge)
Hello, CB
OT-I posted this yesterday but it was on an old thread and I don't think you saw it. Why are you upset with your pastor, if I may ask?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2017 12:47 PM (iVOAv)
I watch garbage like Star Trek Discovery.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 12:36 PM (5IkYA)
I've heard that Star Trek Discovery's working series title is Star Trek Dumpsterfire.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 31, 2017 12:38 PM (hMwEB)
Star Trek Discovery= STD........ LOL. Writers might have though that through a little.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 31, 2017 12:47 PM (ymnmz)
Beware fish. I'm coming for you.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2017 12:47 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 12:48 PM (O2yLY)
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If you missed the interview with Scott Adams last night, he makes interesting observations about this, just a few minutes long:
http://tinyurl.com/yaqpq8ks
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 12:48 PM (5OO3x)
Demographics? I know that men of color are responsible for almost the entire AIDS stats now. Something about the culture at odds with the act so "unsafe"
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2017 12:48 PM (/cv41)
There is some brand that has pictures of Endangered Species on the wrapper. I eat the gorilla-flavored kind, but I think the others are probably equally tasty.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Nostrildamus at October 31, 2017 12:46 PM (O2yLY)
Lol. theres some times here you just say...I should have known better.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:48 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 12:48 PM (QFqpA)
Someone's not paying attention to their initials.
STD?
That's real good. Star Trek the Sexually Transmitted Disease?
Must be from the Orion girls.
Your dick turns green and falls off.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 12:48 PM (YOHxA)
Lets just say that next year's budget is going to be much less. They aren't getting the ratings they'd hoped for. Not even close.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 12:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2017 12:39 PM (jxbfJ)
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I hope you're not implying that Airplane was Brooks. It's Zucker Abrahams Zucker.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 12:49 PM (/qEW2)
Trigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynO-bqU6tUk&t=60s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at October 31, 2017 12:34 PM (5IkYA)
Awesome. Love the Cat in the Hat in the vid.
Posted by: jsg at October 31, 2017 12:49 PM (gs8be)
The answer to life the universe and everything is..........?
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 12:44 PM (8XRCm)
Valurite?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2017 12:50 PM (jxbfJ)
The guy from Welcome Back Kotter?
No. That's Gabe Kaplan. Someone on the Philadelphia conservative radio was doing a riff on the name this morning. Apparently he also thinks that players should "sun their balls" which aids in testosterone production,,,,,,and off goes the male horde.....;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2017 12:50 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:50 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse
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*hands Skandia a glowing bit of platinum wire*
Posted by: Theodoric of York at October 31, 2017 12:50 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: not good at punch lines at October 31, 2017 12:50 PM (y87Qq)
Bluebell, I also thought your idea was good.
So, anyone interested, I made a number of posts at the end of thread. Yes, I had a conversation with myself.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 12:50 PM (ierVd)
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All I got out of last weeks episode is Rick cant shoot his M4 for shit.
He can hit zombie heads at fifty meters with his Colt Python, but can hit ANYTHING with a rifle.
Oh.... and next time Negan walks out a door at fifty meters...... dont talk..... SHOOT HIM!!
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 12:50 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:50 PM (uNTa0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 12:49 PM (39g3+)
I'm not sure about ratings, but based on buzz I think The Orville is a surprise hit.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 31, 2017 12:50 PM (hMwEB)
where he has a boil on his neck that grows into an evil twin sort of
second head...that eventually removes the original head. That's all I
can think of with this talk of McCain and his sentient tummy
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 12:15 PM (W+vEI)
"How to Get Ahead in Advertising"
his "Withal and I" is very funny too.
The best growing a second head movie is-
"The Manster"
I think Grant stole some of his ideas from "The Manster"
Short, craptastic, 50's SF, set in Japan.
A lot of fun.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2017 12:51 PM (NyJwR)
I tried that once... hint: sunscreen. Lots of sunscreen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 12:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 12:51 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2017 12:52 PM (NyJwR)
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A Farsi translator for the BBC was interviewed (and broadcast on public radio here) about the challenge translating Trump (being more of a challenge than other English-speaking politicians) and doing so in real-time.
Posted by: RioBravo at October 31, 2017 12:52 PM (5NMZN)
I tried that once... hint: sunscreen. Lots of sunscreen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 12:51 PM (39g3+)
Do NOT use one of those reflectors to get under....
trust me.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:52 PM (VezBU)
416The answer to life the universe and everything is..........?
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Clinton Family Foundation?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 12:51 PM (
Joel Osteen...
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 12:52 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Lighthouse at October 31, 2017 12:53 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 12:53 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:53 PM (uNTa0)
Also, they want to let ya know, you have lovely necks and brains...and sweet, sweet blood.
Posted by: Dracula & Barnabas Collins at October 31, 2017 12:53 PM (ierVd)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 12:47 PM (8XRCm)
I visited Bethlehem years ago, and IIRC it was pretty heavily Muslim at the time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2017 12:53 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: MAGA at October 31, 2017 12:53 PM (QuMeI)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 12:53 PM (vg8iE)
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Dont care.
Not watching a starvship powered by fungus.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 12:54 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 12:50 PM (ierVd)
Who won the argument?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:54 PM (VezBU)
Oh.... and next time Negan walks out a door at fifty meters...... dont talk..... SHOOT HIM!!
Posted by: fixerupper
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All the skills of an Imperial Stormtrooper.
Posted by: Theodoric of York at October 31, 2017 12:54 PM (9tO1t)
I tried that once... hint: sunscreen. Lots of sunscreen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 12:51 PM (39g3+)
Red ball, we have a...two red balls! We have two red balls!
Posted by: Department of Pre-crime at October 31, 2017 12:54 PM (NWiLs)
Yes. Thank you.
Rick is the stupidest leader evah.
They all need to die this season.
The zombies seem to have a better grip on this whole Life Skills thing.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2017 12:54 PM (NyJwR)
But set designs, uniforms, and Spock's father Sarek are all at odds with TOS cannon.
Which has lead to speculation that STD is actually in the Mirror Universe.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:55 PM (uNTa0)
Posted by: Theodoric of York at October 31, 2017 12:55 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 31, 2017 12:55 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:53 PM (uNTa0)
Lots of hand under the chin, grabbing his crotch and giving the finger.
Posted by: Insomniac - Existential Vacuum Salesman at October 31, 2017 12:55 PM (NWiLs)
I tried that once... hint: sunscreen. Lots of sunscreen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Some things were never meant to be sun kissed.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 12:55 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: Herbert West at October 31, 2017 12:55 PM (fcqmr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 31, 2017 12:56 PM (LjR2k)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 31, 2017 12:51 PM (39g3+)
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Huh. All I got was a big streak on one leg down to my knee that didnt get any sun. Weird.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 12:56 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 12:56 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:56 PM (VezBU)
According to people who I told that to, it demonstrated that I was an unsophicticated oaf of a reader I was... scarred for life, I have finally admitted, again, that I don't like the book, here in my AoS safe space.
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 12:27 PM (zSVEm)
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When did you read it? It's a book aimed squarely at teens, which is when I read it.
I think it's a necessary part of growing up, an important part of development.
Would I read it now? No.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 12:56 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 31, 2017 12:56 PM (lKyWE)
They all need to die this season.
The zombies seem to have a better grip on this whole Life Skills thing.
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That's why I like Fear the Walking Dead much better. The pacing is much better in my opinion. The stories are tighter with resolutions that aren't drug out over months and months.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 12:56 PM (vg8iE)
I thought we only excelled at Jew-Jitsu<<<
May your proctologist be a struggling transgender trombonist.
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at October 31, 2017 12:56 PM (2Mnv1)
It doesn't feel real to me. Did Maggie have her baby yet? The three year gestation must be tough.
Posted by: MAGA at October 31, 2017 12:57 PM (QuMeI)
Few of them do a good job with that... Examples?? Justified did a pretty good job.
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 12:57 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:57 PM (uNTa0)
Posted by: @votermom
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Yeah, should have been Carol, "I'm all out of gum."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 12:57 PM (9tO1t)
Kinda like they put chilis in chocolate.
I know I'll eventually try it. The right amount will be the trick. Oh, and the taste. Could end up going down the drain. But curious to give it a go.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 12:57 PM (ierVd)
"Oh piss off you wanker!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:57 PM (uNTa0)
Thank you Anna! Later gators.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:58 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Herbert West at October 31, 2017 12:58 PM (fcqmr)
But set designs, uniforms, and Spock's father Sarek are all at odds with TOS cannon.
Which has lead to speculation that STD is actually in the Mirror Universe.
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Thanks. I refuse to watch it.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 12:58 PM (vg8iE)
*gack*
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 12:38 PM (uNTa0)
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I enjoyed 2, but I don't recall that. All I recall is the eyeball-finger creature.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 12:58 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 12:58 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: dagny at October 31, 2017 12:48 PM (/cv41)
Monoamine oxidase 2R?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monoamine_oxidase_A
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2017 12:59 PM (YqDXo)
*Tackles Cannibal Bob*
Hey, did you see me this week!
Tore this guy's throat out...I was all like-
Surprise!!! It's me Surprise Tiger!
That asshole King wouldn't let me eat him though.
I need a new owner.
*tears out Cannibal Bob's throat*
MMM. Cannibally.
Posted by: Surprise Tiger! at October 31, 2017 12:59 PM (NyJwR)
Look at the flowers Lizzy. Look at the flowers.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 12:59 PM (8XRCm)
Barbarino is the "pitcher" and Horshack in the "catcher"?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2017 12:59 PM (493sH)
Posted by: irright at October 31, 2017 12:20 PM (pMGkg)
Wonderful, consider it stolen...
Posted by: browndog at October 31, 2017 12:59 PM (bGMOs)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 12:59 PM (zSVEm)
Because he was the authority figure in the old world - the Sheriff (IIRC) - so he assumed leadership.
That's why (as always seems to happen in tv shows) it is amusing when people are naturally drawn to the decisive, less Lefty ideal people like Daryl and Carol.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 01:00 PM (W+vEI)
Bubbles doesn't have good enough eyesight.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 12:58 PM (mJ8mX)
Julian is obviously the leader.
Posted by: Randy at October 31, 2017 01:00 PM (jBwOG)
I've never really figured out why Rick is the leader.
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Because he's eventually going to wake up from his dreamy coma in Atlanta.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 01:00 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 12:50 PM (ierVd)
Who won the argument?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:54 PM (VezBU)
It was a draw.
Actually, we had more of a chat, not an argument.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 01:00 PM (ierVd)
MMM. Cannibally.
Posted by: Surprise Tiger! at October 31, 2017 12:59 PM (NyJwR)
Lol...I read that and I know who you are.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 01:00 PM (VezBU)
Hello, CB
OT-I posted this yesterday but it was on an old thread and I don't think you saw it. Why are you upset with your pastor, if I may ask?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2017 12:47 PM (iVOAv)
Hi Fen,
At the risk of getting willowed, he was a complete, total asshole to some workers who were setting up bounce houses for our big shindig tonight which is supposed to be an alternate to Halloween, but really isn't.
He went out there and started throwing his weight around by saying he's the pastor, then just ripped into those guys for, in my opinion, nothing. He accused them of putting ruts in the soccer fields, which "we've paid thousands and thousands to make nice" when all they did was smush the grass where they drove their trucks. No biggie...I looked.
He then proceeded to call them names: "stupid" and "idiot" are two that I know of. It was embarrassing and infuriating. After he left, I was ordered to go take pics of the "ruts" so when I did I profusely apologized to the guys involved.
They said no problem, but no, there was no excuse. One guy even said "the worst part was when he said he was the pastor." The guy completely ruined our testimony to them and all the people they're gonna tell.
Pastor has a history of doing this, and it's just another example of the hypocrisy that is that church. I want no part of them other than a paycheck.
Posted by: Country Boy at October 31, 2017 01:01 PM (Jcg9Q)
Few of them do a good job with that... Examples?? Justified did a pretty good job.
Posted by: kraken
Breaking Bad. If they leave it lie.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 01:01 PM (QFqpA)
I've never really figured out why Rick is the leader.
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Because he's eventually going to wake up from his dreamy coma in Atlanta.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 01:00 PM (8XRCm)
Worse....the show ends with him flatlining in Atlanta and never getting to say...."I had the strangest dream. It seemed so real........"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 31, 2017 01:02 PM (ymnmz)
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They've run out of ways to out-gore the last show. They've killed a stunt man trying to keep up. The Ezekiel actor is lame, forced, stupid.
Just ruck up Carol and Daryl, issue them some RPGs, and let them wade in and finish the job on the Saviors.
John Wick would have had this wrapped up last season.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 01:02 PM (9tO1t)
Yesterday? or so, someone mentioned the character 'Harry Mudd' and the actor who portrayed him. That led me to a discovery of the new Star Trek Discovery series with all new cast.
Star Trek, the Original Series cannot be duplicated. It was unique to time and place.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 31, 2017 01:02 PM (4XCge)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 12:59 PM (zSVEm)
Don't Panic
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 31, 2017 01:03 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Sponge at October 31, 2017 01:03 PM (xttKs)
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Word.
All those automatic weapons, but no grenades in the armory???
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 01:03 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: fixerupper
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Objection!
Waking up in Atlanta would be a nightmare.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 01:03 PM (9tO1t)
And I think it was to make up for the week of debauchery he had forced on us shortly before.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 01:04 PM (UoSKV)
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Didja see this cultural appropriation? Today Show stars dress as country singers:
https://tinyurl.com/ycs2ajlj
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 01:04 PM (Nwg0u)
"Hold my beer!"
-- Reboot king JJ Abrams
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 01:04 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 12:58 PM (vg8iE)
I'm with you. They are hijacking it for SJW causes. And a number of the cast are quite hateful toward Trump supporters.
I want it to fail, so someone will redo it w/o all the SJW stuff. Otherwise, Star Trek is one more thing the left will co-opt completely. Another thing that doesn't offer escapism, but lectures.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 01:04 PM (ierVd)
Other issues with STD -
In one scene they have a Tribble. This is 12 years before Kirk? So that violates TOS timeline.
Another clip, one of Discovery's officers has in his office what looks like the skeleton of a Gorn. The Federation did not discover the Gorn until Kirk had to fight one.
It is a stinking mess in other words.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 01:04 PM (uNTa0)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 01:05 PM (/qEW2)
I heartily support anyone wrecking soccer fields. A-hole soccer players routinely play in grass baseball outfields, which they ruin because there are so many guys running in the same places, i.e., in front of the goals.
They play on the baseball fields, despite having adjacent artificial turf soccer fields, because they claim the artificial turf (which is perfectly fine; some baseball fields here have it) hurts their precious little toes.
I'm not making this up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2017 01:05 PM (YqDXo)
Other issues with STD -
It is a stinking mess in other words.
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Time to get THAT looked at.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 01:05 PM (8XRCm)
don't you people pay attention?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 01:06 PM (YOHxA)
Posted by: bluebell
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That wasn't debauchery, it was punishment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 01:06 PM (9tO1t)
Sorry to hear that. Yes; It makes his witness look bad, but pastors are all sinners in need of God's grace. I have a friend who had a meltdown at his church and threw people out of his office. Since that one incident he's been fine-Went for a renewal leave for a month and turns out he had OCD which can cause irritability if untreated , Since then, he's been at another church for about 15 years and doing great . If the pastor has habit of it then someone from the church should speak to him about it..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2017 01:06 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 01:04 PM (UoSKV)
You must use your feelings.... YES!
Embrace the power of Debauchery!
Posted by: Darth NotSerious at October 31, 2017 01:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 01:06 PM (YOHxA)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 31, 2017 01:06 PM (LjR2k)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 01:06 PM (9tO1t)
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Well, that's true too. He does a lot of that, come to think of it. I think he gets above himself sometimes.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 01:07 PM (UoSKV)
Heh. I stopped watching over a year ago, but...they should not be *still* dealing with zombies. At least World War Z had the right idea of creating noise-makers to attract them and then mass kill. The Governor did this w/his windmill trench and it's stupid that no one else did that.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 01:07 PM (W+vEI)
Set some prairie dogs loose.
That'll be fun to watch.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 01:07 PM (YOHxA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2017 01:08 PM (iVOAv)
It's by Orson Scott Card and you can watch it online at BYUtv
It's a bit slow
I'm on ep 3
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at October 31, 2017 01:08 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: bluebell
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First rule of the Art Thread: Do Not Taunt The Dildo.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 01:08 PM (9tO1t)
Anywho, Chuck Brodsky has album of baseball ballads, many based on real life.
Moe Berg
http://tinyurl.com/ybcbgr5t
Ballad of Eddie Klepp
http://tinyurl.com/ya7ny3zh
1 a Jew in baseball and 2 a white man in the negro leagues.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 31, 2017 01:08 PM (r+sAi)
don't you people pay attention?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 01:06 PM (YOHxA)
Here and I thought it was 7.62......
Posted by: Sponge at October 31, 2017 01:08 PM (xttKs)
Posted by: Randy Marsh at October 31, 2017 01:08 PM (s7xzS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 01:08 PM (uNTa0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 01:08 PM (9tO1t)
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My comment may have been a test to see if anyone is minding the store.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 01:09 PM (UoSKV)
"Bullshit bullshit Bush's fault passive aggressive taunts at white people and Christians LET'S ALL COME TOGETHER bullshit gibsmedat."
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 31, 2017 01:09 PM (K8fD2)
You have to read all the sequels for it to make sense. (sorta)
There's a volume out that contains all of them in one book.
that's the best.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 01:09 PM (YOHxA)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2017 01:10 PM (mJ8mX)
Also no MRAPs? Just attach roofing tin to the side of the car that ought to work.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at October 31, 2017 01:10 PM (P/aDH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 31, 2017 01:10 PM (LjR2k)
Other issues with STD -
In one scene they have a Tribble. This is 12 years before Kirk? So that violates TOS timeline.
Another clip, one of Discovery's officers has in his office what looks like the skeleton of a Gorn. The Federation did not discover the Gorn until Kirk had to fight one.
It is a stinking mess in other words.
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I figured it would be.
I don't know why they didn't just go the route of telling the story of Robert April's Enterprise.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 01:10 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 01:10 PM (uNTa0)
Posted by: Country Boy
I'm going to say here, that if you're at a point where they pay you to attend their church, you've already solved one of the great mysteries of religion.
____________________
I, too, was never charmed by Hitchhiker's Guide, or by Confederacy of Dunces. I'll give them credit for this much: keeping Kurt Vonnegut and JD Salinger from becoming The Voice(s) of Yet One More Generation.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 31, 2017 01:10 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at October 31, 2017 01:10 PM (hMwEB)
And I think it was to make up for the week of debauchery he had forced on us shortly before.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 01:04 PM (UoSKV)
Oh, see, I wasn't here yet. I only landed and posted right before Charlottesville protests.
I was just thinking it would be a nice, regular featured thread. Not that CBD would have to do it (although he did seem to know a lot about women's shoes & heel height.) That would be cruel and unusual punishment. :-) But, ya know, if someone else wanted to, that'd be cool.
I was just noodling it in my head...you, Miss Bluebell of the Cookbook Fashion Ball, gave me the idea. :-)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 01:11 PM (ierVd)
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Gosh, Nanzi, have you checked a mirror lately?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 01:11 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 01:11 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2017 01:11 PM (QC/4S)
Another clip, one of Discovery's officers has in his office what looks like the skeleton of a Gorn. The Federation did not discover the Gorn until Kirk had to fight one.
It is a stinking mess in other words.
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Oh.... HELLO!!!
Posted by: Q at October 31, 2017 01:11 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2017 01:06 PM (iVOAv)
I know we're all sinners and have our moments, but this guy just goes completely over the cliff. There's just no excuse for a pastor to act like he does when things aren't going exactly as he thinks. None whatsoever, sorry.
And this is one of those churches where you don't just have "someone speak to him about it." Any hint of not being totally on board more often than not will find oneself booted out.
Supposedly the elders are a check on him, but they're all in his pocket. One elder once asked to see the books, and he was flat out told no. Shortly thereafter, it was suggested to him that he "move on."
I'm gonna look at the new elders list, but at this point I don't trust anyone in authority there, and I can't afford to lose my job right now.
Posted by: Country Boy at October 31, 2017 01:11 PM (Jcg9Q)
How many years is TWD post event at? 3+?
They should be out of gasoline by now.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2017 01:11 PM (QFqpA)
Posted by: Herbert West at October 31, 2017 01:11 PM (fcqmr)
whoa. You take it easy on us here don't you.
But then you're spoiled for choice.
Where to start? Who to start with?
By then the thread is off on a different subject.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 01:12 PM (YOHxA)
Posted by: Very Undude at October 31, 2017 01:12 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2017 12:59 PM (zSVEm)
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Exactly. The book is an *introduction* to various concepts like sci-fi tropes, human psychology, and snarkiness.
Once you are 30, you'll know all this, and the books would seem banal.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 01:12 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2017 01:12 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 01:12 PM (Nwg0u)
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I love Carol. If they kill Carol, I will stop watching the show.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 31, 2017 01:12 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at October 31, 2017 01:10 PM (hMwEB)
For me, no. Way too slow. But others have liked it, I think. It may depend on being a fan of the books and Dirk's character. Which I was totally unaware of.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 01:13 PM (ierVd)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2017 01:13 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: BoyNsea at October 31, 2017 01:13 PM (Kh5Q4)
April's first mission? Maybe. Or better yet, reboot from Pike's encounter with Talos IV. Give the Soviet Justice Wankers orgasms with Number One and then watch them cry finding out she has bigger balls than Pike.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 01:14 PM (uNTa0)
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Now see, Prof. Chaos, this is exactly why I too think CBD should do it. I think a male perspective on fashion would be very, very interesting. And by "male" I mean the red-blooded he-man kind of males we have here at the HQ, not the wimps in the fashion industry.
I'm glad I'm not the only one. I think CBD is almost there; he just might need a little more convincing. But he pops out with these fashion comments now and again; it's as if he can't help himself.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 01:14 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 01:14 PM (8XRCm)
Never read Catcher in the Rye.
Didn't sound like something I'd want to read. Still haven't.
Never understood all the hoopla.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 31, 2017 01:14 PM (YOHxA)
Heh, another reason I stopped watching: was getting to point I couldn't deal with another regular like Carol killed (and doing stuff like hinting Daryl might be gay in response to internet fanfic).
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 01:15 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2017 01:11 PM (wYseH)
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Oh good. I'd hate to think you left us alone without a babysitter.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 01:15 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at October 31, 2017 01:10 PM (hMwEB)
It is, but it's not a strict (or even remotely close) adaptation of Adams' work.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 01:15 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 01:15 PM (Nwg0u)
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Gosh, Nanzi, have you checked a mirror lately?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 31, 2017 01:11 PM (Nwg0u)
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She and Waters never should have looked into the Ark of the Covenant.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2017 01:15 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2017 01:15 PM (uNTa0)
So far, it's been good. Probably better written than the first season....we'll see.
But, man, they've gone over the top with the 80s Music Fan Service this season.
I love me some 80s music but I don't need it every single time there's a scene change.
Dole that stuff out, fellas, so that it makes an impact.
Cuz right now, I'm all- "I get it! This story is set in the 80s!!!"
*"Swords of a Thousand Men" by Tenpole Tudor
starts playing*
Now, cut that out!
Geez!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2017 01:15 PM (NyJwR)
Sounds like he might be a narcissist. Unfortunately there are a number of them in the pastorate. Is the polity that he can be asked to leave as opposed to a denominational head having to make that happen?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2017 01:16 PM (iVOAv)
think a male perspective on fashion would be very, very interesting.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 01:14 PM (UoSKV)
I'll do it!
Posted by: Lucian Freud at October 31, 2017 01:16 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla
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Once OM is back in harness, we might expect the usual Dress sub thread as part of the Chess thread. Here's an example, scroll down past the chess boards:
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=371592
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 01:16 PM (9tO1t)
almost there; he just might need a little more convincing. But he pops
out with these fashion comments now and again; it's as if he can't help
himself.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 01:14 PM (UoSKV)
A fashion thread would be lovely. I'm always eager to hear what normal folks find attractive in terms of clothes and shoes.
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2017 01:16 PM (a0IVu)
never got around to reading the books
I guess I'll give the show a pass
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at October 31, 2017 01:16 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: W T Sherman at October 31, 2017 01:16 PM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 31, 2017 01:17 PM (LjR2k)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at October 31, 2017 01:17 PM (/5WQL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 01:17 PM (9tO1t)
I love me some 80s music but I don't need it every single time there's a scene change.
=*=*=
shut yo hoah mouf!
*hums 80s muzik*
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at October 31, 2017 01:17 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Lucian Freud at October 31, 2017 01:16 PM (wYseH)
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Only if you do it as your alter ego. Because as Freud, based on the works we've seen, fashion is nonexistent.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 01:17 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at October 31, 2017 01:17 PM (/5WQL)
The sun was in my eyes. And it was windy.
Posted by: Rick at October 31, 2017 01:18 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2017 01:16 PM (a0IVu)
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I think so, too! CBD, your people are calling for you! Don't disappoint the ladies!
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 01:18 PM (UoSKV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 01:19 PM (PY9jH)
never got around to reading the books
I guess I'll give the show a pass
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at October 31, 2017 01:16 PM (hMwEB)
It really depends on if you like any of Max Landis' work (Chronicle, American Ultra, etc.) in general.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 31, 2017 01:19 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2017 01:19 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 01:17 PM (9tO1t)
Like a rhinestone cowboy . . .
Posted by: Zombie Glenn Campbell at October 31, 2017 01:19 PM (QLvwG)
I was reading somewhere that based on the show's budget, and the cost of the app, they'd need a *lot* of subscribers to break even.
Yeah, Netflix is distributing it in the UK, and the are other money sources, but it's not the only show on the app is, it?
So it looks like a massive miscalculation.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 31, 2017 01:19 PM (u0s1P)
Woukd it kil him to give Rick & Daryl some shampoo?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at October 31, 2017 01:19 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 01:17 PM (9tO1t)
And James Brown wigs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 01:20 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2017 01:20 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2017 01:20 PM (PY9jH)
Sounds like he might be a narcissist. Unfortunately there are a number of them in the pastorate. Is the polity that he can be asked to leave as opposed to a denominational head having to make that happen?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2017 01:16 PM (iVOAv)
This is a nondenominational church. He runs the show. He's not leaving until he's good and ready. There's a rumor he may retire after our newest kids building is built next summer, but who knows.
I also think he won't leave until he has ALL the elders in his pocket to nominate his son to be the next pastor. So far he's tried twice to get his son appointed, but the elders have shot him down both times.
That's the only time I know of where they've stood up to him. But each year the elders change, and imho he's just trying to wait them out 'til he gets his way.
Yeah, I'm a bit cynical about this place. I wouldn't be here if I had any other reasonable option.
Posted by: Country Boy at October 31, 2017 01:21 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: St. Michelle of the Fields at October 31, 2017 01:21 PM (IqV8l)
Woukd it kil him to give Rick & Daryl some shampoo?
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at October 31, 2017 01:19 PM (hMwEB)
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LOL.
But.... If I were Jesus.... I would have killed that guy after he put a gun to my head. I would have killed them all.
(Dear Lord.... you know in my heart of hearts Im referring to a TWD character and not you.)
Amen.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 01:21 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 31, 2017 01:22 PM (LjR2k)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books! at October 31, 2017 01:22 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2017 01:16 PM
And the HordeSource(tm) answers are:
a) nothing
b) pumps and AtCApproved(tm) boots
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2017 01:22 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2017 01:16 PM (a0IVu)
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I think so, too! CBD, your people are calling for you! Don't disappoint the ladies!
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 01:18 PM (UoSKV)
*straightens grass skirt*
Does this make my ass look big?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 01:22 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2017 01:20 PM (O2RFr)
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I thought we were getting books.
I am CERTAIN were were promised recipe books.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2017 01:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: votermom pimping great books!
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Really. I mean, any zombies downwind of Daryl should be able to home in pretty quickly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 01:22 PM (9tO1t)
The Podesta lobbying firm, one of the most powerful and firmly entrenched swamp creatures in DC, is mort.
Even better, the Democrats did it.
That's had me smiling since yesterday.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2017 01:23 PM (/tuJf)
Doesn't sound good; Sorry. Perhaps you can do the same sort of thing at another church or if you're in security transfer those jobs skill to another venue?. I will put you and the church and that pastor on my prayer list.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2017 01:23 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 31, 2017 01:23 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2017 01:24 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2017 01:23 PM (iVOAv)
Thanks Fen, I really appreciate it.
Posted by: Country Boy at October 31, 2017 01:24 PM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 01:22 PM (VezBU)
Not bad for a Cannibal. Legs need shaving, though.
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2017 01:25 PM (QC/4S)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 31, 2017 01:25 PM (W+vEI)
powerful they are. Its all theoretical and small scale modeling at this
point.
The idea came from a small SMOD impact in South America; a meteorite struck at orbital velocities and caused a large amount of damage for its small size. While trying to figure out why such a small meteor could 1.) survive passage through the atmosphere and 2.) strike the ground at such a high velocity - the Rod from God idea was the only theory that solved the problem. So yeah, God has actually tested it, and it works.
Posted by: Clearly at October 31, 2017 01:25 PM (6xPsz)
Most people who read it didn't happen by a bookstore shelf one afternoon.
You're missing the secret of ultimate success in kid-lit:
You don't give them a choice whether to read your book or not.
You get bad lit teachers to assign bad lit to (mostly bad) students.
This may make them hate literature for a lifetime, and constantly make war on humanities majors. But by god it sells paperbacks.
I think there may be special agent points if the author has already offed himself.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 31, 2017 01:25 PM (H5rtT)
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If I were Tara I'd have popped him and gone "oops, finger slipped"
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 31, 2017 01:25 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 01:26 PM (VezBU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 01:26 PM (9tO1t)
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Now see, Prof. Chaos, this is exactly why I too think CBD should do it. I think a male perspective on fashion would be very, very interesting. And by "male" I mean the red-blooded he-man kind of males we have here at the HQ, not the wimps in the fashion industry.
I'm glad I'm not the only one. I think CBD is almost there; he just might need a little more convincing. But he pops out with these fashion comments now and again; it's as if he can't help himself.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 01:14 PM (UoSKV)
But wouldn't we get stilleto heels & dresses from Frederick's of Hollywood? I'm sure the dudes here would be doing cartwheels, but it's not the 'art' of fashion over decades I was considering. There are even museum dresses.
Maybe CBD has a shoe fetish only, but the dresses are still gonna be the hootchie cootchie type. Rama-lama ding dong.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 01:26 PM (ierVd)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 01:22 PM
Rabidly so.
Posted by: The Morrocan Donkey at October 31, 2017 01:26 PM (ctuyM)
It's weird. If you like Dr Who it's *kind of* quirky and weird like that, but quite a bit more violent. You probably haven't watched anything like it, so it's hard to say. It was weird, then it grew on me, and then I didn't like it, and then I had to finish it. Soo, I dunno.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2017 01:27 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2017 01:08 PM
Filed under "phrases you never expect to see in print".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2017 01:28 PM (p+Wdc)
Does this make my ass look big?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 01:22 PM (
No. But you need to do some manscaping on that hairy ass. Or put on some boxer briefs.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 01:29 PM (ierVd)
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 01:26 PM (ierVd)
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Shoe fetish? That's an interesting thought. I hadn't considered that. But CBD is an interesting guy; I'm sure there are many sides of him we haven't seen yet.
I will have to find that week of fashion in art for you. At the end of it, CBD showed us the suit he wore for his wedding, which is now actually at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London. He was quite the dandy in his day.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 01:32 PM (UoSKV)
That'd be awesome. I don't have a clue how to search this site.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 01:34 PM (ierVd)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 01:35 PM (UoSKV)
Tuesday: https://tinyurl.com/yd3hw3et
Wednesday: https://tinyurl.com/ybzbvgg8
Thursday: https://tinyurl.com/y7rdsevn
Friday: https://tinyurl.com/y7jhu2aq
Here you go, Prof. Chaos!
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2017 01:41 PM (UoSKV)
I'm gonna look at the new elders list, but at this point I don't trust anyone in authority there, and I can't afford to lose my job right now.
Posted by: Country Boy at October 31, 2017 01:11 PM (Jcg9Q)
The very fact that the church has a soccer field is troubling. Totally un-American.
Pastor sounds skeevy to me, CB, I hope you can find alternative work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 31, 2017 01:45 PM (O848g)
Posted by: Downcast at October 31, 2017 01:46 PM (ooFRq)
Thank you Bluebell!
I will put on my monocle and have a look-see.
Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 31, 2017 01:47 PM (ierVd)
Posted by: A Mighty Fortress is Our God at October 31, 2017 01:53 PM (fSf/G)
Posted by: Donald Trump at October 31, 2017 01:56 PM (QQ+il)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'don't judge me!' at October 31, 2017 12:56 PM (VezBU)
'sup?
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