aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
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cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Kathy Griffin and Sex Lawsuit Ambulance Chaser/Fixer to the Stars Lisa Bloom Have Mad Beef
Dear @LisaBloom pls stop calling me. If you’d like to refund me the tens of thousands of $$ I wasted on your services maybe I’ll talk to you
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) October 22, 2017
Lifetime women's advocate who was ready to smear Weinstein's victims to save him. Vomit. pic.twitter.com/QKdxrClCsp
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) October 24, 2017
After the presser, Griffin says she was ushered into a room while Bloom’s husband blocked the door. "Lisa was outside doing interviews in the hallway fame-whoring which we didn't know at the time," Griffin claims. According to her, they only got out of the room by demanding that Bloom's husband remove his hand. Then, Griffin says, Bloom would not leave her alone. Desperate to ride Griffin's infamy into television appearances for herself, although Griffin kept saying no, she says Bloom would not stop "badgering" her so that they could appear together on Good Morning America, which would only be the beginning of an extensive media campaign–for the both of them.I can't help thinking that this fight would be a lot better with morningstars or one of those Vulcan pole-arms. Another Bitch Pulled Into the Bitchfight: Griffin slams Anderson Cooper, he of the Vanderbilt fortune, as a "spineless heiress." Note the -ess at the end. We've got a few spineless heiresses on our own side of the aisle. Ugh, Sorry Again: I put up the links to this post yesterday night. When I published, I didn't change the date, so this posted an hour and a half ago, but mixed in with yesterday's posts. Dang, I had all these posts laid out and ready to go but I keep screwing up posting them on the wrong day. (I think I might have accidentally posted this post already, thinking it was posting today, at 2:30pm. Trouble is, I posted it at yesterday's 2:30.)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet at October 24, 2017 05:50 PM (RCvaQ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 24, 2017 06:15 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2017 06:17 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:17 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 24, 2017 06:17 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 24, 2017 06:17 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 24, 2017 06:18 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:18 PM (14URa)
Lisa Bloom: "I got a lot of rape threats and death threats afterwards and still do."
But enough about your client Harvey Weinstein...
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 24, 2017 06:18 PM (o/lnZ)
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 06:18 PM (Enq6K)
Damn, I had all these posts laid out and ready to go but I keep screwing up posting them.
Ace: "Gee I put this post up an hour ago, why isn't anyone commenting. I haven't gotten any tweets that the system is down."
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 24, 2017 06:18 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 24, 2017 06:19 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 24, 2017 06:19 PM (8/cWV)
What? Did every other comic on the plant suddenly get raptured?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2017 06:19 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: dc at October 24, 2017 06:19 PM (gozo3)
Yes, nasty words for nasty people. I won't apologize.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 24, 2017 06:19 PM (H8S+R)
*pops popcorn*
Posted by: Lizzy at October 24, 2017 06:19 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2017 06:19 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Don Lemon, unbiased news guy on CNN at October 24, 2017 06:19 PM (vcOmj)
It's weird how many leftists receive death and rape threats after taking dumps on conservatives.
I mean, it's weird that we're supposed to believe that conservatives actually do this.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 24, 2017 06:19 PM (o/lnZ)
Posted by: wooga at October 24, 2017 06:19 PM (YzPmt)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 24, 2017 06:19 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 06:19 PM (BoMuO)
She'll be fun to read come about January.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 24, 2017 06:20 PM (gdSpe)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 24, 2017 06:20 PM (ul9CR)
With a cat-fight dubbed in vs. the overly dramatic ear-worms ya just caused.
Posted by: DaveA (I can't paint for shit) at October 24, 2017 06:20 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 24, 2017 06:20 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: kallisto at October 24, 2017 06:20 PM (7l5V0)
But the gheys love Kathy. Or did.
She needs to look up the definition of 'useful idiot' in the dictionary and look for her picture.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 24, 2017 06:20 PM (ajiE5)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2017 06:20 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Vyx at October 24, 2017 06:21 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 24, 2017 06:21 PM (dqdMO)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Find Son of a Son, Son of a Son, Son of a Son of Sonobi at the Outrage Outlet! at October 24, 2017 06:21 PM (66/E/)
Maybe the shelf manufacturer has a guide for blog-posting you could follow.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 24, 2017 06:21 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 24, 2017 06:21 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 06:21 PM (BoMuO)
tonight? Don't tell anybody but I would love to see Los Doyers lose
this series."
-Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:18 PM (14URa)
I'm not sure, darlin'. My 'boyz' lost in the ALDS, so I'm just looking forward to a good World Series.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 24, 2017 06:21 PM (Ckg4U)
THIS.
Wake me up before you go go!
Posted by: LizLem at October 24, 2017 06:22 PM (hvf9s)
I can call him that because some of my best friends are cock sucking faggots! So, no worries!
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at October 24, 2017 06:22 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: DaveA (I can't paint for shit) at October 24, 2017 06:22 PM (FhXTo)
Help me out here. Then name sounds vaguely familiar. Did she used to be a dude? How would I know her? has she done anything besides the photo with the head?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 24, 2017 06:23 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Country Boy
Well, she grew up in New England, but moved to California
King Tut!
Peaches is tough. She'll be fine. If the appliances don't kill her.
Frigidaire. Be nice, or we'll KEEL YOU!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 24, 2017 06:23 PM (vcOmj)
Remember the "Harvey is just a guy from the 60's" was Lisa's bright idea.
I only hope enough of her stank rubs off on her mother.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 24, 2017 06:23 PM (8O3HH)
--
That game is boring. It always ends with people screaming "IMPEACH!!!!!"
Posted by: Vyx at October 24, 2017 06:23 PM (aT+Bx)
Posted by: mark1971 at October 24, 2017 06:23 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2017 06:23 PM (mcI77)
i'm not sure they were the same but they were very similar. Some kind of pole-axe type blade on one side and another weapon on the back. In gamemasters of triskellion I think the other side had a cumbersome-looking fan-shaped blade. Which looked like it would just keep slicing open the user's chest when he tried to use the main blade.
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2017 06:23 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)
And still the #1 comment is before the post was made.
Pixy World is unmoored in time and space.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (8O3HH)
I only hope enough of her stank rubs off on her mother.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 24, 2017 06:23 PM (8O3HH)
Yeah, because in the '60s, EVERY ONE walked around jacking off in to potted plants. It was totally normal, acceptable; and in fact, was encouraged.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 24, 2017 06:25 PM (60v4h)
Oh, and we still believe you, too.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 24, 2017 06:25 PM (H8S+R)
https://tinyurl.com/yanpgz6t
Griffin starts speaking at 9:50. She does say she's going off the cuff, but Bloom laughs and doesn't act or look at all upset, at the time.
But watching this, my Lord what a sanctimonious beeyatch Griffin is, with her crocodile tears and poor-me victimhood. Blech.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 24, 2017 06:25 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 06:25 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 24, 2017 06:25 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: IC at October 24, 2017 06:25 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Misconstrued Headlines at October 24, 2017 06:25 PM (7l5V0)
Kathy Griffin then called Bloom a "fame whore," which seems accurate enough, and it seems to come from an authoritative source to boot.
"redundant last sentence"
-ed
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 24, 2017 06:25 PM (39g3+)
https://youtu.be/nW0mK81UTG8
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2017 06:25 PM (QLvwG)
When lefties fight with each other, they put their status in the tribe at risk. Throwing in an unfounded, gratuitous shot at Conservatives signals their loyalty is still solidly with the tribe.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 24, 2017 06:25 PM (JyFLk)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)
Beer and pizza. Done deal.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 24, 2017 06:25 PM (wmaTe)
Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2017 06:25 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)
Liquid protein, several times a day.
Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at October 24, 2017 06:25 PM (gdSpe)
Posted by: Dom DeLuise in drag as Rosie O'Dimbulb at October 24, 2017 06:26 PM (JFdIA)
That's an insult to our favorite soccer gal, Hope Solo. You take that back right now.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 24, 2017 06:26 PM (8O3HH)
I need to gain 100 pounds, stat. Any ideas, fappers?
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)
1. Eat a Manwich, meat version.
2. Midget in backpack.
3. Profit!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 24, 2017 06:26 PM (tbOMB)
Lisa Bloom: "I got a lot of rape threats and death threats afterwards and still do."
But only from her clients.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 24, 2017 06:26 PM (o/lnZ)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)
Stop Smoking?
Posted by: rd at October 24, 2017 06:26 PM (4dz1m)
10 peanut butter sammiches and a gallon of whole milk at every meal. Maybe a couple Fig Newtons.
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 24, 2017 06:26 PM (6bOs/)
-Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)
Roast beef on rolls with Arby's sauce and German mustard.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 24, 2017 06:26 PM (Ckg4U)
When I published, I didn't change the date, so this posted an hour and a
half ago, but mixed in with yesterday's posts.
Damn, I had all these posts laid out and ready to go but I keep screwing up posting them.
---
blog software upgrade in #twoweeks
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 24, 2017 06:26 PM (BOtYp)
my new habit (well, I'm trying to make it a habit) is to at least do the easy stuff like putting up a link and a quote, and leaving the post to be finished the next day. So that it's at least half-done and in the queue.
But since this is new, I haven't really mastered this whole "make sure you change the date of the post" element.
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2017 06:26 PM (8rNrN)
Drink lots of dark beer and dip pork rinds in cheese sauce. BEEEFCAKE!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 06:27 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: DaveA (I can't paint for shit) at October 24, 2017 06:27 PM (FhXTo)
it's a user error, and they don't have a cure for carelessness yet, darn it all
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2017 06:27 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 06:27 PM (Enq6K)
Eh, they all suck.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 24, 2017 06:18 PM (wmaTe)
Why wasn't I informed about this?
Posted by: Harvey W. as in the under big "W" at October 24, 2017 06:27 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Funny to think of all these over paid apologists wieners covered with splooge splash.
What scummy people.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 24, 2017 06:27 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 24, 2017 06:27 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 24, 2017 06:27 PM (Ckg4U)
-Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)
Sausages. Plenty of sausage.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2017 06:27 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 24, 2017 06:27 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 24, 2017 06:28 PM (dqdMO)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 24, 2017 06:28 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2017 06:28 PM (rmVvL)
But only from her clients.
Posted by: Soothsayer
She's covered with black and blue marks from being poked with ten foot poles.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 24, 2017 06:28 PM (vcOmj)
I kind of picture the blog as your Tardis. Filled with shelves.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 24, 2017 06:28 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2017 06:29 PM (IqV8l)
You get death threats on line for everything. You can get death threats for liking pineapple on pizza, it means nothing. Its just "salty" 13 year olds who think the world is Overwatch chat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 24, 2017 06:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Misconstrued Headlines at October 24, 2017 06:29 PM (7l5V0)
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2017 06:29 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 06:29 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2017 06:29 PM (rmVvL)
I need to gain 100 pounds, stat. Any ideas, fappers?Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)
Marry a pajama boy
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 24, 2017 06:29 PM (lKyWE)
I only hope enough of her stank rubs off on her mother.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 24, 2017 06:23 PM (8O3HH)
Yeah, because in the '60s, EVERY ONE walked around jacking off in to potted plants. It was totally normal, acceptable; and in fact, was encouraged.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (wmaTe)
Dude..... doing Pot had a little different meaning back then...
Posted by: Don Q. at October 24, 2017 06:29 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2017 06:29 PM (ZB2zL)
Posted by: Famous Insurance Co. at October 24, 2017 06:29 PM (5OO3x)
Vulcan boners are pointy....and logical.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 24, 2017 06:30 PM (o/lnZ)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)
Buy a mastiff.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Find Son of a Son, Son of a Son, Son of a Son of Sonobi at the Outrage Outlet! at October 24, 2017 06:30 PM (66/E/)
Pancakes every day, entire box of mix.
Box of Froot Loops every day.
Bag of Twizzlers per day.
1 piece lettuce.
Bucket Fried Chicken.
Diet Coke.
Flintstone vitamin
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 24, 2017 06:30 PM (6bOs/)
They just spray their milt over the eggs in the nest.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 24, 2017 06:30 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: CNN at October 24, 2017 06:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 06:30 PM (PY9jH)
I gained five pounds almost immediately and I haven't shed it yet.
So, if you want to gain 100 pounds, just do that 20 times.
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2017 06:30 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at October 24, 2017 06:30 PM (6n332)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 24, 2017 06:31 PM (ul9CR)
No apology necessary.
...and yeah, Blog Software can be a bit hinkey.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 24, 2017 06:31 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2017 06:31 PM (rmVvL)
I'm using a wheelbarrow for my popcorn!
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 06:18 PM (Enq6K)
Piker. I've got container ships bringing it in through the Golden Gate!
Posted by: kathysaysso at October 24, 2017 06:31 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)
***********************
Don't do that. Treat yourself to a fur coat and a nice down comforter.
Posted by: gNewt at October 24, 2017 06:32 PM (TpMXn)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 24, 2017 06:28 PM (vcOmj)
A Penis On A Pole! For that Intercourse You Just Know You Want to Deny!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Find Son of a Son, Son of a Son, Son of a Son of Sonobi at the Outrage Outlet! at October 24, 2017 06:32 PM (66/E/)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)
I'd be happy to transfer 40 or 50 of mine to you.
Posted by: Country Singer at October 24, 2017 06:32 PM (yzxic)
Attention whoring is a family business, and business is good!
Also you make more with a flop than a hit.
Posted by: Bialystock Allred and Bloom at October 24, 2017 06:32 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:32 PM (14URa)
-Posted by: Peaches
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Vanilla milkshakes, fortified with pureed banana.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2017 06:32 PM (5OO3x)
Jane, I executed your proxy for a dear blog friend at the MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2017 06:32 PM (ZB2zL)
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 06:32 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: MSTisdale at October 24, 2017 06:32 PM (xHVD5)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)
Why do you need to gain that much weight? To keep warm during the IN. winters?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2017 06:33 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper
------------------
Please. You sucked her strap-on.
You're an exclusive bottom, and the world knows it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 24, 2017 06:33 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 24, 2017 06:33 PM (6bOs/)
GAAAIIIIINNNZZZZZZ! Oh, wait...
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 06:33 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 24, 2017 06:33 PM (ASGHc)
Posted by: Monty James at October 24, 2017 06:33 PM (gKOMX)
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old style milkshakes
high fat ice cream
carbs.
lots and lots of carbs.
Posted by: Vyx at October 24, 2017 06:33 PM (aT+Bx)
Those are justified.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2017 06:33 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2017 06:34 PM (QDnY+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUqNb3z-g1Q
Posted by: Sal at October 24, 2017 06:34 PM (hA4a+)
-Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:32 PM (14URa)
Oh Dear Lord. Call me and I'll be there A.S.A.P.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 24, 2017 06:34 PM (Ckg4U)
**********
Carbs are like in-laws, they come too soon and never seem to leave.
Posted by: gNewt at October 24, 2017 06:34 PM (TpMXn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2017 06:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: gNewt at October 24, 2017 06:32 PM (TpMXn)
Got 2 fur coats and hella bedding. I even thought about wearing my powder suit for around-the-house wear. Fuck that. I'm not being unreasonable here, just a bit skeered of the first electric bill.
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:34 PM (14URa)
high fat ice cream
carbs.
lots and lots of carbs.
--------------------
Oh yeah. I've got some ideas about that.
Posted by: John Besh at October 24, 2017 06:34 PM (8O3HH)
Been to the doctor about your weight loss?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2017 06:34 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Beth Mauldin at October 24, 2017 06:35 PM (kiy9d)
that was me, apologies. I'll delete it. In fact, I skimmed it, and got it confused with the five other "x accused of sexual harassment" stories I have open in tabs.
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2017 06:35 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: geoffb at October 24, 2017 06:35 PM (zOpu5)
But since this is new, I haven't really mastered this whole "make sure you change the date of the post" element. Posted by: ace at October 24, 2017 06:26 PM (8rNrN)
So wait, Ace's time machine isn't real? *pouts*
Posted by: LizLem at October 24, 2017 06:35 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: kallisto at October 24, 2017 06:35 PM (7l5V0)
Actually a "bloger from the future" movie might be entertaining.
Use the classic trope: time is running out in both timelines! Will they meet in real life??
Posted by: Max Power at October 24, 2017 06:35 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2017 06:35 PM (ZB2zL)
You need more hugs from big hairy men. We're warm.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 24, 2017 06:36 PM (39g3+)
So, if you want to gain 100 pounds, just do that 20 times.
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2017 06:30 PM (8rNrN)
I was told there'd be no math.
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 06:36 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Weasel at October 24, 2017 06:36 PM (Sfs6o)
On the other hand, if your appetite is bad, or the caloric intake is above that, you really, really need to get with a local Doc. You'll have to do that sooner or later, now is a good time. Just do it, dammit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2017 06:36 PM (5OO3x)
Anyone other Morons more confused AFTER reading ace's explanations of his, um, "free-stye" blog-posting approach, than before? I just skip the explanations now.
"There's insanity on my computer screen. Stop the hammering!"
Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2017 06:36 PM (QDnY+)
Follow the government's food pyramid and go on foodstamps.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 06:36 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2017 06:35 PM (ZB2zL)
Thank you very much, Ben!
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 06:37 PM (Enq6K)
-Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:34 PM (14URa)
If I were wearing pants, there would be a tent.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 24, 2017 06:37 PM (Ckg4U)
+++
Ya know, probably somewhere in the world there's video and it's worth a lot of money
Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at October 24, 2017 06:37 PM (z2W2E)
Golf clap, and potential thread winnah!
Posted by: LizLem at October 24, 2017 06:37 PM (hvf9s)
one that is wise in the ways of the Great White North.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 24, 2017 06:37 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 24, 2017 06:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2017 06:34 PM (iVOAv)
Nah, it started before I left LA, the stress of the move and all. I'm not shaky or weak and I burn calories like nobody's business with all the work I have to do here, trying to get settled in. Yesterday I got a little worried and checked out some local docs. What are they gonna tell me, eat more? If I could do that, I'd be fine. Don't need an MD for that. Gonna go shovel down the other half of the 12 inch (not super great) meatball sub I had delivered last night. It's just frying my non-existent ass that I am doing the absolute best I can and the scale keeps rat-fucking me. Cats have also lost weight but that's a good thing.
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:38 PM (14URa)
A dramatic hook that lets me pontificate endlessly about my fantasies about how the world should/will work? I love it!
Now let me rewrite my old scripts for the 10th time and let's do this!
Posted by: Aaron "Crackie" Sorkin at October 24, 2017 06:38 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 24, 2017 06:38 PM (hjrto)
-Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:32 PM (14URa)
Have your thyroid checked. Could be hyper.
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 06:38 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 06:36 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: golfman at October 24, 2017 06:39 PM (48QDY)
What fun.
Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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You know *kick the bucket* is not to be taken literally, right?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 24, 2017 06:39 PM (tr2D7)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2017 06:32 PM (ZB2zL)--------------------------
Oh no Jane!!! You in a boot?
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 06:32 PM (Enq6K)
Thanks, Ben.
Yeah, Tami. I am now. Twisted my foot slightly on a hillside leaving the memorial Saturday night, in the dark. Felt a slight "pop" and welp, I done broke it. Went to an urgent care in ATL Sunday a.m. and they put the worst cast ever on my foot. We drove home yesterday toot sweet and went straight to the orthopedic doc, who had me fitted for a boot.
At least it got me out of catering an event for something my husband is involved in tonight. So there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 06:39 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Aaron at October 24, 2017 06:39 PM (8rNrN)
What the point of retaining a lawyer, paying the useless twat, only to have her quit when the shit hits the fan? That leaves the client in the position of trying to find a new lawyer just when the client's life is blowing up. Thought the point of hiring a lawyer ahead of time was to have someone who has your back when things go sideways.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 24, 2017 06:39 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 24, 2017 06:39 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 24, 2017 06:39 PM (o/lnZ)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at October 24, 2017 06:40 PM (0OmEj)
I think you're being harsh, I mean, she only did classy stuff on her show like taped getting her annual OB-GYN exam on a table by her pool...oh, I see your point.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 24, 2017 06:40 PM (W+vEI)
Do you just not feel like eating or is it stress, because you mentioned in an earlier post sometime that you don't eat breakfast or lunch. I would think if you ate those meals and carbed them up some you would gain weight.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2017 06:40 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 24, 2017 06:40 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2017 06:41 PM (ANIFC)
Hats keep the warm in.
Lined jeans, and Layers.
Lots and lots of layers.
By February, you will be so used to the cold, that when it hits 50F, you will be running around in shorts. Just like skiing in a bikini in May.
Do you have a good set of boots? Not the trim, slim, and stylish ones, the big, bulky warm boots.
Posted by: rd at October 24, 2017 06:41 PM (4dz1m)
also make sure you're hydrating enough and getting your electrolytes. Like that G2 with reduced sugar.
Rapid weight loss is sometimes rapid water loss, and that's a bad thing (as I learned at some peril).
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know how to blog at October 24, 2017 06:42 PM (8rNrN)
Her mother taught her to abandon losing propositions as soon as possible. Mom was good at that.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 24, 2017 06:42 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 24, 2017 06:42 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2017 06:42 PM (iVOAv)
I love it! My favorite time of year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 06:42 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 24, 2017 06:42 PM (Ckg4U)
Harvey Weinstein
Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2017 06:42 PM (rmVvL)
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2017 06:30 PM (8rNrN)
Bless your hairy little heart, ace. You know I love you above all others, right? And, really, I'd be happy with 5 pounds, it's just that I'm trying so hard and I have to be patient. I'm one hyper little butterfly and I don't have the advantage of stress-eating. I more like stress-starve. xoxo and thank you so much for all the great posts, sounds like you are doing very well (shelves notwithstanding).
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:42 PM (14URa)
-Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)
Eat some of The Oprah's new diet food.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2017 06:42 PM (mcI77)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 06:43 PM (PY9jH)
Peaches, do see the doc about this, and get this checked out.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 24, 2017 06:43 PM (8O3HH)
Yeah, there are demons hiding in unexplained weightloss.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 06:43 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 06:43 PM (Enq6K)
Speaking of the border wall, I was disappointed with what I saw of the prototype sections.
Didn't see any moats, mines, or obvious places for the Claymores to be mounted. Also, no firing ports, or larger openings for artillery. Or integrated installation spot for the trebuchets. Was kind of holding out hope for built-in Katyusha racks, too.
They're only a 20-minute drive away. Maybe I should go take an in-person peek.
Border Patrol should open up the area and charge for admission (proceeds to KIA/injured officers fund). I'd go. Bet it would become a thing.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2017 06:43 PM (QDnY+)
Yet we're here...
Posted by: golfman at October 24, 2017 06:43 PM (48QDY)
good point, but I wonder if lawyers have crafted an exception for themselves to permit them to attack a complaining client back.
Guilds do tend to write rules to benefit themselves.
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know how to blog at October 24, 2017 06:43 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: #neverskankles at October 24, 2017 06:43 PM (EyZQS)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:32 PM (14URa)
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It's like I don't even know you people sometimes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at October 24, 2017 06:44 PM (rjrh3)
Posted by: Michael Moore at October 24, 2017 06:44 PM (JFdIA)
Protein shakes? We did that when my grandma rapidly lost weight and we needed to stabilize her. But not the gross Ensure kind, they are full of crap. Bolthouse makes a really yummy chocolate one, but there are also good powdered ones you can order that aren't chalky and yuck. I'll try to remember the good brands and find them for you.
Maybe Ace can throw up a GAINZ thread too this week and we can get suggestions to help you there.
Posted by: LizLem at October 24, 2017 06:45 PM (hvf9s)
man some of you guys really embrace the advice "Aim low and you're sure to at least hit the earth"
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know how to blog at October 24, 2017 06:45 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 06:45 PM (BoMuO)
unexplained weight loss is something you should definitely see a doctor about, Peaches.
It's not unexplained! It's called uprooting your entire life and moving to a place you've never been. And bleeding money. And not being all perfect-y in the first five minutes. I don't need no stinking doc to tell me this and, if I did, I would just email the one what I burst into tears the last time I saw him. Today's his range day, though, so I didn't want to bother him. I miss him like somebody amputated a limb.
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:45 PM (14URa)
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know how to blog at October 24, 2017 06:45 PM (8rNrN)
Then look at the bright side. You will never have to turn on those killer appliances.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2017 06:46 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 06:46 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Weasel at October 24, 2017 06:46 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2017 06:46 PM (5OO3x)
Wow, cool. What do you call it when the blogfather socks his own self? First time I've seen that (unless it's an actual Moron socking ace, which I believe would be equivalent to walking in to Stalin's office and shouting "that pipe is a fag affectation, you Ossetian goatherd, and your moustache is weak!".
Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2017 06:46 PM (QDnY+)
Its okay to be slender, but you don't want to let it get away from you.
Meanwhile, watch out for 'rons while your pants are falling off. I can't vouch for ALL these guys
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 24, 2017 06:46 PM (39g3+)
Lisa Bloom don't look like how she looked 15 years ago. She looks like her mother, now.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 24, 2017 06:47 PM (o/lnZ)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 24, 2017 06:47 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2017 06:47 PM (ZB2zL)
I have my own ideas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 06:47 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 24, 2017 06:48 PM (39g3+)
maybe she shouldn't avoid the sugar crap in these drinks if weight loss is the thing she's trying to stop.
Although I don't know if going Big Sugar is a great idea.
if stress is a problem, I hear good things about Natural Calm. Which is just magnesium and some other ion that dissolves in water.
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know how to blog at October 24, 2017 06:48 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Possible snow flurries here tomorrow night.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2017 06:48 PM (5OO3x)
At least it got me out of catering an event for something my husband is involved in tonight. So there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 06:39 PM (PY9jH)
Ouch!! Well, take it easy....let hubby wait on you.
HAHAHAHAHAH! IKR?!
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 06:48 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 24, 2017 06:48 PM (o/lnZ)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 24, 2017 06:48 PM (7m3t8)
Somebody say Range Day?
Posted by: Weasel at October 24, 2017 06:46 PM (Sfs6o)
My amazing doc of over 20 years, a practicing buddhist by choice, a vegetarian who hates veg, and takes Tuesdays off to hit the range and shoot the rifle he had custom made (took 2 years) in Sicily. Yeah. I adore him. Hardest thing about leaving was leaving him. Best doc ever on the planet. Maybe I will email him tomorrow, he's very responsive.
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:48 PM (14URa)
Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2017 06:49 PM (rmVvL)
*hugs peaches*
Were I your neighbor I'd bring you over a welcome casserole, one of the good ones with lots of cream and starches and cheese. Moving and readjusting to a new place is hard and super stressful! But you'll get back into a groove soon.
*tries to shove casserole through USB port*
Posted by: LizLem at October 24, 2017 06:49 PM (hvf9s)
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This is kind of grotesque. Whether you are in the right is determined by genitalia, not what you actually do. And Griffin meant no ill will with the photo. Right. I wonder if she'd feel the same way about an analogous photo of Obama. These people are absolutely disgusting. And stupid. Keep sniffing Griffin's ass, Bloom.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 24, 2017 06:50 PM (/qEW2)
-Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:32 PM (14URa)
Have your thyroid checked. Could be hyper.
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 06:38 PM (Enq6K)
yeah, something sounds off
on the other hand, I live in the far north and can never get warm either in the winter months (coming from California myself, it is hard) - I'll even wear gloves in the house.
I take hot hot baths and flannel sheets and fireplace is almost always on in the dead of winter (gas) - which I stand in front of, or sit by. I eat soup all winter.
and I have those shearling LLBean boot slippers.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 24, 2017 06:50 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 24, 2017 06:50 PM (Nwg0u)
I have my own ideas.
I'm watching that too. Hmmmmm...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 24, 2017 06:51 PM (ul9CR)
Weasel, not range day today, but there's a handgun shootin' match on Saturday. Temps are supposed to be down to 90, max, so shouldn't be bad (and dry as Kuwait). Will probably shoot the 1911. The other handgun match I always shoot the Model 66, but I haven't reloaded in ages due to the heat/my indolence, so I'm almost out of 38. First world problems.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2017 06:51 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2017 06:51 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Weasel at October 24, 2017 06:51 PM (Sfs6o)
Ouch!! Well, take it easy....let hubby wait on you.
HAHAHAHAHAH! IKR?!
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 06:48 PM (Enq6K)
I'm dying laughing here.
Spent Saturday night with ATL friends, and first thing in the a.m., one of their FOUR DOGS jumped in our bed right on my broken foot.
Sunday night we were to attend a big fundraiser, and I told my husband to go on and I'd just hang out in the hotel room and order room service.
What a lousy weekend. Hoping to still make it up to the mountains this coming weekend to stay with friends at their place and see the leaves.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 06:51 PM (PY9jH)
Battle, bitches! Battle I say!
Posted by: Dang at October 24, 2017 06:52 PM (8b+oT)
"I've had this crushing chest pain and sweatiness all day, but I thought it was the roast beef sandwich I ate 2 days ago." Not that uncommon.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 06:52 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2017 06:52 PM (ZB2zL)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 24, 2017 06:52 PM (nUkMr)
if stress is a problem, I hear good things about Natural Calm. Which
is just magnesium and some other ion that dissolves in water.
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know how to blog at October 24, 2017 06:48 PM (8rNrN)
Yeah, I will check that out, ace, and thank you! Those ensures and stuff, the problem is they're 90 percent sugar and lots of vitamins, which I already take massive amounts anyway. So, I'm skeptical. I do take magnesium but gonna go google the Natural Calm. As I said, I'm not shaky or weak - on the contrary, I'm very balls-out - which has happened in the past with a big weight drop, but I don't want to let it get ahead of me. And I really haven't seen that kind of scale numbers ever.
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:52 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)
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Sugar and lots of it. Best thing: empty calories like sodas. You should be sucking down soda pop all day long. Or fruit juice, if you want to pretend you're being all healthy.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 24, 2017 06:52 PM (pvjTE)
A dramatic hook that lets me pontificate endlessly about my fantasies about how the world should/will work? I love it!
Now let me rewrite my old scripts for the 10th time and let's do this!
Posted by: Aaron "Crackie" Sorkin at October 24, 2017 06:38 PM (8rNrN)
Ahh the Sorkinisms.
https://youtu.be/S78RzZr3IwI
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 24, 2017 06:52 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 06:52 PM (Enq6K)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's not go nuts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 24, 2017 06:53 PM (Nwg0u)
The problem is if you stuck Mr. Happy in that, you'd pay for it.
She needs a Miranda warning: Anything you do in bed with me can and will be used against you.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 24, 2017 06:53 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2017 06:53 PM (rmVvL)
that the DNC and the Clinton campaign paid for the research behind the
Trump dossier.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2017 06:51 PM (/tuJf)
I still think McCain had his greasy, power-hungry fingers all over the dossier business. And probably the Bush clan as well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 06:53 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
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A rodeo clown, wearing a Halloween mask, got a visit from the DoJ.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2017 06:53 PM (5OO3x)
i don't know about this. it's trying to fix one problem with another big problem.
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know how to blog at October 24, 2017 06:53 PM (8rNrN)
They should go on Madcow's show.
Posted by: freaked at October 24, 2017 06:54 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 24, 2017 06:54 PM (MIKMs)
What's the point of paying $32 million to make things go away if everyone is gonna find out anyway?
Worst.$32 million.Spent.Ever.
Besides that Cleveland Indians player, Al Somebody.
Al ??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 24, 2017 06:54 PM (o/lnZ)
like sodas. You should be sucking down soda pop all day long. Or fruit
juice, if you want to pretend you're being all healthy.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 24, 2017 06:52 PM (pvjTE)
Peaches' dentist approves this message.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 06:54 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 24, 2017 06:55 PM (z/Ubi)
Yep. McVain for sure.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 24, 2017 06:55 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at October 24, 2017 06:55 PM (0OmEj)
Yeah a lifetime of misery. Don't stick it in a civil rights lawyer, either.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 24, 2017 06:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:42 PM (14URa)
cheese
meat
potatoes
butter
cream
nuts!
dried fruits
olive oil
avocadoes
etc
and stuff that takes longer to break down in the tummy
I wouldn't go sugar or junk food.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 24, 2017 06:55 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Possible snow flurries here tomorrow night.
I am waaaaayyy below the Mason-Dixon. They told me it never snows in Southtown, with the weather we had today, I am beginning to doubt that. It must be global warming.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 06:55 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2017 06:56 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 24, 2017 06:56 PM (hjrto)
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I loved the spineless heiress quip. The one time Griffin was funny wasn't meant to be funny.
As for spineless heiresses on our side, are we talking about Meghan McCain?
Posted by: Decaf at October 24, 2017 06:56 PM (r6Y2i)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at October 24, 2017 06:56 PM (e8kgV)
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Weasel, not range day today, but there's a handgun shootin' match on Saturday. Temps are supposed to be down to 90, max, so shouldn't be bad (and dry as Kuwait). Will probably shoot the 1911. The other handgun match I always shoot the Model 66, but I haven't reloaded in ages due to the heat/my indolence, so I'm almost out of 38. First world problems.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2017 06:51 PM (QDnY+)
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I reload my 38 and have a pretty accurate load, 4.0gr of W231 over a 157gr SWC. I took my favorite revolver and this load to the range to test my fancy new chronograph and the velocities were all over the place. The accuracy was there so I guess extreme spread doesn't matter as much at 10 yards as it does at 1,000.
Posted by: Weasel at October 24, 2017 06:56 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at October 24, 2017 06:56 PM (sK2KK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 24, 2017 06:56 PM (39g3+)
Heal that toe!
And stop kicking stupid people. There are too many of them.
We need to keep your actions distinct from the corrupt evil Hillbot kicking people she hates, like her husband.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 24, 2017 06:57 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:52 PM (14URa)
get checked for diabetes too
time for dinner!
take care of yourself
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 24, 2017 06:57 PM (fceHP)
like sodas. You should be sucking down soda pop all day long. Or fruit
juice, if you want to pretend you're being all healthy.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 24, 2017 06:52 PM (pvjTE)
Yeah, I get that. Hate soda, hate juice. All I drink is milk, lite beer and water. Sugar really creeps me out, although I'm sure I get plenty of it. I've been shoveling halloween candy in my face like crazy. Got the pre-cooked bacon and hamburger buns. Made a pot roaast. Ordered chinese, italian. I'm at my wits end. And, of course, very few people think this is a real problem. It is and bless you, every one, for helping me try to figure it out. It means so much.
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:57 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 24, 2017 06:57 PM (y7DUB)
Is it supposed to snow??
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 06:57 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Spineless Airhead at October 24, 2017 06:57 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: dananjco at October 24, 2017 06:57 PM (BXCs1)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 24, 2017 06:57 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:42 PM (14URa)
cheese
meat
potatoes
butter
cream
nuts!
dried fruits
olive oil
avocadoes
etc
and stuff that takes longer to break down in the tummy
I wouldn't go sugar or junk food.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 24, 2017 06:55 PM (fceHP)
Go on the Michael Phelps diet, minus the swimming and exercise. Wasn't he consuming like 12,000 calories a day or something insane?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 24, 2017 06:58 PM (z/Ubi)
that the DNC and the Clinton campaign paid for the research behind the
Trump dossier.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2017 06:51 PM (/tuJf)
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This is big. So it was Hillary's campaign colluding with Russia to bring down candidate Trump and then President Elect Trump, going through American intelligence community.
Wow.
Posted by: WisRich at October 24, 2017 06:58 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 06:58 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Meremortal at October 24, 2017 06:58 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Brian at October 24, 2017 06:58 PM (G4MPJ)
Look at Drudge.
Here we go.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2017 06:56 PM (/tuJf)
Badda bing, badda boom! Somebody needs to summon the meteors!!!! :-D
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:58 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 06:58 PM (BoMuO)
Also look into Uniqlo. They are a Japanese clothing company and have built tech into their fabrics, so the clothes actually help you retain heat! It's cool. Very nice attractive stuff. We bought turtlenecks and undershirts for my grandma from them and they are a lifesaver in keeping her warm. And I have scarves and gloves. You are tiny so you should be able to fit into anything they sell.
https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/women
Posted by: LizLem at October 24, 2017 06:58 PM (hvf9s)
Where are we going? My expectations are lower than Harvey Weinstein.
Posted by: freaked at October 24, 2017 06:58 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2017 06:59 PM (rmVvL)
Well we always knew but now we have proof.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2017 06:59 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2017 06:59 PM (ZB2zL)
Posted by: x at October 24, 2017 06:59 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 06:59 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 24, 2017 06:59 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at October 24, 2017 06:56 PM (e8kgV)
I've always said that whoever hired Fusion was the entity that actually used the Russians to influence the election. It was almost a sure bet that it was the DNC.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 24, 2017 07:00 PM (hjrto)
Hillary Clinton's campaign bamboozeled the US intelligence agencies to believe there was some Russian interference.
Think about that.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at October 24, 2017 07:00 PM (e8kgV)
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Without a doubt. It was the only issue that would unite the born-to-rule blue bloods. And let's not forget Mitt Romney who also thinks the Republicans let him down rather than the other way around.
Posted by: Decaf at October 24, 2017 07:00 PM (r6Y2i)
Posted by: *Hic* *shart* *thud* at October 24, 2017 07:00 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: ace who still doesn't know how to blog at October 24, 2017 06:45 PM (8rNrN)
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Sorry ace, I've bing'd some pics. You are wrong. Bloom may not be Heidi Klum, but she is definitely hot. Recalibrate your hotometer.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 24, 2017 07:00 PM (/qEW2)
G-Damnit!
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 07:00 PM (Enq6K)
bring down candidate Trump and then President Elect Trump, going through
American intelligence community.
Wasn't the dossier used to get the FISA warrant?
Effectively buying oppo research to justify treating POTUS candidate as terrorist threat?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 24, 2017 07:00 PM (W+vEI)
I have my own ideas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Who do you have in mind?
Posted by: John McCain's Brain Tumor at October 24, 2017 07:00 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: redenzo at October 24, 2017 07:01 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: zombie rodney dangerfield at October 24, 2017 07:01 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 24, 2017 07:01 PM (tRaq7)
Casualties. Lots of them. Fatal, if at all possible.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 24, 2017 07:01 PM (jWe5r)
Heh.
Intentional or does ace really serious about still not knowing how to blog?
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 24, 2017 07:01 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2017 07:01 PM (iVOAv)
Posted by: IC at October 24, 2017 07:01 PM (a0IVu)
More like they went along with whatever Hillster said. If anything comes out of this I will eat these bits.
Posted by: freaked at October 24, 2017 07:02 PM (UdKB7)
Peaches, you gave the big tell. Taking more vitamins than your body
needs or can use is injurious to your health. Go get a fucking blood
test more than ever.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2017 06:59 PM (ZB2zL)
Had a full physical 8 months ago, all the blood work. I came up perfect. I'm not stupid, ya know.
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 07:02 PM (14URa)
Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2017 07:02 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 24, 2017 07:02 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 24, 2017 07:02 PM (o/lnZ)
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2017 07:02 PM (5wSNN)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 24, 2017 07:02 PM (y7DUB)
Dang, I had all these posts laid out and ready to go but I keep screwing up posting them on the wrong day. (I think I might have accidentally posted this post already, thinking it was posting today, at 2:30pm. Trouble is, I posted it at yesterday's 2:30.)
*****
Like Merlin, Ace is living backward thru time.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2017 07:02 PM (whGSy)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 24, 2017 07:03 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)
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Lots of malted shakes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 24, 2017 07:03 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: Weasel at October 24, 2017 07:03 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 24, 2017 07:02 PM (o/lnZ)
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Starts Monday.
Posted by: WisRich at October 24, 2017 07:03 PM (OAlmw)
You will.
Find the highest rated hospital then get a list of GPs (primary physicians) who have privileges at that hospital, then establish yourself with one of those GPs.
You will have chosen a good Primary who will not only take good care of you but, importantly, will be you entre' to the better surgeons in your area.
Posted by: gNewt at October 24, 2017 07:03 PM (TpMXn)
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2017 07:02 PM (5wSNN)
No....I saw it on one of your Phase 2 shelves.
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 07:03 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: pope 'o greenwich village at October 24, 2017 07:04 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 24, 2017 07:04 PM (o/lnZ)
>> hot. Recalibrate your hotometer.
Nope. And you're talking to a horny bastard who fertilizes his ficus over Marie Harf.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 24, 2017 07:04 PM (8O3HH)
Well it keeps keeping me from posting the comment I want. Look on Ohio Libertarian Party Facebook page for article about Mom could face charges for shooting carjacker.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at October 24, 2017 07:04 PM (sK2KK)
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I refuse to believe that Hillary could tell a lie!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 24, 2017 07:04 PM (Nwg0u)
See also: Vegas shooter.
That is what will happen, only more and faster.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at October 24, 2017 07:04 PM (rjrh3)
Is Drudge saying that Clinton funded the Peepee dossier? I have lost my ability and desire to translate sensational news headlines.
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:04 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Brian at October 24, 2017 06:58 PM (G4MPJ)"
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That intelligence committee was very receptive to being bamboozled.
In this instance can we assume that intelligence committee is an oxymoron?
Posted by: Decaf at October 24, 2017 07:04 PM (r6Y2i)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 07:04 PM (BoMuO)
Has there ever been?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 24, 2017 07:04 PM (o/lnZ)
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I think so.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 24, 2017 07:05 PM (7m3t8)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 24, 2017 07:05 PM (o/lnZ)
100 pounds is about 131 dollars. Just save up all your beer cans for a while.
Posted by: freaked at October 24, 2017 07:05 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2017 07:01 PM (iVOAv)
Not just some guy - his name was Ryan Calhoun, who worked for Bob Creamer. Remember him, chief DNC goon? Who visited the White House under obamam over 300 times. TFG is behind this stunt.
Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2017 07:05 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 24, 2017 07:05 PM (ZB2zL)
Thank you, LizLem, I've heard of that brand but will check it out!
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 07:06 PM (14URa)
Ever notice there no tv commercials for Crisco?
Has there ever been?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 24, 2017 07:04 PM (o/lnZ
https://youtu.be/2c1sgec_Abs
https://youtu.be/nkPhlOVtUD8
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 24, 2017 07:06 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2017 07:06 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:57 PM (14URa)
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You're trying to gain weight and you're drinking lite beer? You're perverse! Buy yourself some real beer.
Also, if you don't want sugary stuff, you could try upping all the stuff diabetics have to give up. Rice, bread, pasta, potatoes. Basically grains and starches.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 24, 2017 07:06 PM (pvjTE)
Here we go.
Hot Fvcking Dawg!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 24, 2017 07:01 PM (tRaq7)
Lock her up, lock her up, lock her up!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 24, 2017 07:06 PM (nUkMr)
Has there ever been?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 24, 2017 07:04 PM (o/lnZ
Definitely a while ago, stressing how pure it was, probably to get people to stop cooking with lard.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 24, 2017 07:07 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: gNewt at October 24, 2017 07:07 PM (TpMXn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 07:04 PM (BoMuO)
Don't forget, they needed a bagman: Juan "Maverick" McCain.
Posted by: WisRich at October 24, 2017 07:07 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 24, 2017 07:07 PM (hjrto)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at October 24, 2017 07:07 PM (sK2KK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 07:07 PM (BoMuO)
safety from all enemies foreign and domestic The closer this gets to
Hillary the more possible chance at something I don't want to mention
directly might happen. I mean someone was able to throw Russian flags at
him today?!!. That's scary!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2017 07:01 PM (iVOAv)
Oh, I do. Believe me, I do. Enemies foreign and DOMESTIC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 07:08 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 24, 2017 07:08 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:08 PM (hZ+us)
- Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) October 22, 2017
Kathy Griffin got serviced by Lisa Bloom?
... I don't want to know ... but anything over 32 cents was just too much.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 24, 2017 07:08 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Ed Gein at October 24, 2017 07:08 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 07:09 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Meremortal at October 24, 2017 07:09 PM (3myMJ)
*unstatic*
Doooooood!
I'm out in a few minutes, but Love You, Brother!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 24, 2017 07:09 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 07:07 PM (BoMuO)
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The Obama Gambit.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 24, 2017 07:09 PM (7m3t8)
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Tami, I just can't believe the Democrats are so full of hubris that they hadn't thought if this sort of move provides deniability for them that it wouldn't also be used against them.
If I were Trump I would do exactly that but he is probably far more ethical than anyone in Dem Party.
Posted by: Decaf at October 24, 2017 07:10 PM (r6Y2i)
Wow, so you had to go back to 1965 for a Crisco commercial!
They must've realized it was a waste of $$ because they're the only ones who make the stuff!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 24, 2017 07:10 PM (o/lnZ)
Posted by: Weasel at October 24, 2017 07:10 PM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 24, 2017 07:10 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2017 07:01 PM (iVOAv)
That someone was a staffer. Who else would know trump would be walking through at that time with enough foreknowledge to grab the flags and the clearance to get that close.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 07:10 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 07:08 PM (PY9jH)
I try to pray a lot (been slacking a bit lately) but I don't know a lot of prayers. The Lord's Prayer is my fave and, in some people's opinion, the only one you ever really need. My favorite line is "deliver us from evil." I say it with fervor.
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 07:10 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2017 07:11 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 24, 2017 07:08 PM (IqV8l)
And litigated, God fucking dammit. HUMA, WHERES THAT THERAPY ANIMAL?
*hic*
Posted by: Queef Curb Dive at October 24, 2017 07:11 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 24, 2017 07:11 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: Spineless Heirhead at October 24, 2017 07:11 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 24, 2017 07:11 PM (mJ8mX)
And it has taken a year or more token begin to sort it out.
No one has fessed up but instead continues to wage media barrages against Trump.
This truly is the stuff of banana republics, or worse
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:11 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: WisRich at October 24, 2017 07:12 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Meremortal at October 24, 2017 07:12 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 24, 2017 07:10 PM (IqV8l)
I'm a little toasted but damn that made me laugh.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 24, 2017 07:12 PM (ul9CR)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 24, 2017 07:12 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 24, 2017 07:12 PM (q5JuL)
Posted by: Weasel at October 24, 2017 07:12 PM (Sfs6o)
They were 100% sure they'd win. Totally certain. Who couldn't beat Trump? I mean the fix was in, and Hillary was a shoo-in. Who was going to hold them to account?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 24, 2017 07:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 24, 2017 07:12 PM (Ckg4U)
Think about that.
Because they ALL wanted Trump out of the way.
Comey et al are Clinton cronies.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2017 07:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hilary Clinton at October 24, 2017 07:13 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 24, 2017 07:13 PM (60v4h)
Posted by: Spineless Heirhead at October 24, 2017 07:11 PM (LQLeS)
The paid shills are out in force, i'm sure. They desperately need to derail this asap- this is enormous.
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:13 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at October 24, 2017 07:13 PM (sK2KK)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at October 24, 2017 07:13 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 24, 2017 07:13 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Uncle Si at October 24, 2017 07:13 PM (ZLmoR)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 24, 2017 07:13 PM (8O3HH)
Andi can easily get even by introducing Griffin as "my co-host MR. Kathy Griffin"
Of course as a female-identifying attack dog for the Far Left, Mr Griffin will get a complete pass by the LGBTQWERTYUIOP Twitter mobs
Posted by: kbdabear at October 24, 2017 07:14 PM (eh0Va)
Why is it when you have a cold you feel worse in the evening?
Posted by: Weasel at October 24, 2017 07:12 PM (Sfs6o)
So you will lay your sorry ass down in bed and feel a little better in the morning. Pretty much all disease runs that way. It's your body talking to your dumb self.
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 07:14 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Queef Shrillary of Cankledom at October 24, 2017 07:14 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 24, 2017 07:14 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2017 07:14 PM (ANIFC)
That would make an awesome title for a death metal song.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 24, 2017 07:11 PM (ul9CR)
OK... Head, from a burning skeleton???
OWWWWWWW!!!!!
Posted by: Don Q. at October 24, 2017 07:14 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:14 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at October 24, 2017 07:14 PM (sK2KK)
Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 24, 2017 07:14 PM (M+Lyo)
That reminds me. We can do the "power of commercials to infect your brain" tonight on the ONT.
Always a fun exercise.
Posted by: Meremortal at October 24, 2017 07:15 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Baseball Nut at October 24, 2017 07:12 PM (Ckg4U)'Night, badass. Hope your team wins and also that you have a good supply of beer on hand. xoxo
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 07:15 PM (14URa)
That's a great prayer. Interestingly enough-to me, anyway-The Eastern Orthodox church say it as-deliver us from the "evil on"e which makes it clear they don't think of the devil as some mythic creature. I mean, they don't disregard evil done by humans but they believe in the devil as wanting to kill , steal and destroy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2017 07:15 PM (iVOAv)
Is it supposed to snow??
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Was out walking the dog.
No more than flurries at high elevations. What area will you be in?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2017 07:15 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 24, 2017 07:13 PM (8O3HH)
Do Not Google.
Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2017 07:15 PM (ANIFC)
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Couple of guys in Cincinnati.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 24, 2017 07:15 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:15 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2017 07:16 PM (oVJmc)
Wow, so you had to go back to 1965 for a Crisco commercial!
They must've realized it was a waste of $$ because they're the only ones who make the stuff!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 24, 2017 07:10 PM (o/lnZ)
There were some 80's and 90's ones too but I didn't want to sit through them to grab the link.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 24, 2017 07:16 PM (z/Ubi)
That's what she says about everything. Every single scandal, corruption, lawbreaking and evil she's part of: old, debunked. No matter what it is. Its like you can pull a string in her back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 24, 2017 07:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 24, 2017 07:16 PM (Kwhm/)
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:16 PM (hZ+us)
They were 100% sure they'd win. Totally certain. Who couldn't beat Trump? I mean the fix was in, and Hillary was a shoo-in. Who was going to hold them to account?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 24, 2017 07:12 PM (39g3+)
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I'm positive this is the case.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 24, 2017 07:16 PM (7m3t8)
Why is it when you have a cold you feel worse in the evening?
Posted by: Weasel at October 24, 2017 07:12 PM (Sfs6o)
So you will lay your sorry ass down in bed and feel a little better in the morning. Pretty much all disease runs that way. It's your body talking to your dumb self.
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 07:14
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I thought I was feeling a little better but in the last 20 minutes my sinuses plugged up and I have a headache and think maybe I have a temperature. Dang it.
Posted by: Weasel at October 24, 2017 07:17 PM (Sfs6o)
A shake or two a day could put the weight back on in a couple of weeks.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 24, 2017 07:17 PM (tRaq7)
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I never had any illusions about Obama. Buying a house within stone's throw of the White House indicated he intended on undermining the new administration if he could.
These days we hear nothing but palace intrigue from the White House which is still preferable to the leaks about debauchery in there during the Obama "reign".
Posted by: Decaf at October 24, 2017 07:17 PM (r6Y2i)
If I were Trump I would do exactly that but he is probably far more ethical than anyone in Dem Party.
Posted by: Decaf at October 24, 2017 07:10 PM (r6Y2i)
And can we now get rid of Mueller, please?!
Move that mofo out!
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 07:17 PM (Enq6K)
Former President Obama's Department of Justice sought to route settlement money to organizations of their "choosing" while seeking to exclude conservative groups, documents obtained by the Washington Free Beacon show.
The practice in question began in August 2014 when the Justice Department entered into a $17billion settlement with Bank of America for selling residential mortgage backed securities leading up to the 2008 financial collapse. Similar arrangements were made with J.P Morgan Chase and Citigroup that brought the total amount to $36.65 billion.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 07:17 PM (BoMuO)
No, not THAT.
I meant cooking and making candles and stuff.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 24, 2017 07:17 PM (ul9CR)
That reminds me. We can do the "power of commercials to infect your brain" tonight on the ONT.
Always a fun exercise.
Posted by: Meremortal at October 24, 2017 07:15 PM (3myMJ)
Didn't Carol Brady do Crisco commercials when she wasn't being Mike's beard and banging Greg?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 24, 2017 07:18 PM (nUkMr)
They were 100% sure they'd win. Totally certain. Who couldn't beat Trump? I mean the fix was in, and Hillary was a shoo-in. Who was going to hold them to account?
We dodged *THE* BULLET last November.
It's almost like Trump had the Hand of God on his shoulder.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2017 07:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: wth at October 24, 2017 07:19 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:19 PM (hZ+us)
1. make sure your will is up to date; or
2. start soliciting names for your tape worms.
Posted by: World's Worst Life Coach at October 24, 2017 07:19 PM (hjrto)
No, not THAT.
I meant cooking and making candles and stuff.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 24, 2017 07:17 PM (ul9CR)
Hair product. Aaaaaaaaay!
Posted by: The Fonz at October 24, 2017 07:19 PM (ANIFC)
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Well of course, he is the epitome of nasty, brutish and not very smart.
Posted by: Decaf at October 24, 2017 07:19 PM (r6Y2i)
Posted by: Meremortal at October 24, 2017 07:12 PM (3myMJ)
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Drudge has a siren light image that he uses for the really big stuff.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 24, 2017 07:19 PM (FUu/Z)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2017 07:15 PM (5OO3x)
Can't remember the name of the mountain, but the mountain house sits on the top of it and faces the Nantahala (sp?) National Forest. Friend's wealthy brother built the place a few years ago and it's pretty amazing. I won't be able to hike, but I can sit outside and keep a lookout for bears.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 07:19 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:16 PM (hZ+us)
They went to the FISA court in July(?) trying to get warrants to 'bug' Trump. FISA said no. They went back in October WITH the dossier in hand. FISA said ok.
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 07:19 PM (Enq6K)
OVERCHARGED!!! OVERCHARGED!!!!!!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2017 07:16 PM (oVJmc)
Shrillary and the State Dept worked long and hard on the translation so let's not mess with it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 24, 2017 07:19 PM (8gDQu)
2. So does the President, the FBI, and the CIA.
3. The President in the closing days of his administration loosens "intelligence" sharing rules to muddy the water.
3. So exactly who and what is Robert Mueller investigating for obstruction of justice?
What in the hell has happened to this country?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 24, 2017 07:19 PM (RHDU/)
Former President Obama's Department of Justice sought to route settlement money to organizations of their "choosing" while seeking to exclude conservative groups, documents obtained by the Washington Free Beacon show.
The practice in question began in August 2014 when the Justice Department entered into a $17billion settlement with Bank of America for selling residential mortgage backed securities leading up to the 2008 financial collapse. Similar arrangements were made with J.P Morgan Chase and Citigroup that brought the total amount to $36.65 billion.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 07:17 PM (BoMuO)
Wasn't that known? That was part of their whole "Sue and Settle" crap. Sue the company, and they agree to settle and give the settlement money to some group, which always happens to have a liberal agenda.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 24, 2017 07:20 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 24, 2017 07:18 PM (nUkMr)
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Wesson.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 24, 2017 07:20 PM (7m3t8)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 24, 2017 07:18 PM (nUkMr)
Wessonality.
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:20 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 24, 2017 07:20 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at October 24, 2017 07:20 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 24, 2017 07:18 PM (nUkMr)
That was Wesson cooking oil.
Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2017 07:20 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 07:20 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 24, 2017 07:20 PM (CNHr1)
Shield him from those who seek to destroy him.
Posted by: gNewt at October 24, 2017 07:21 PM (TpMXn)
Posted by: pol hates everybody at October 24, 2017 07:21 PM (s7y11)
Nope, he uses a flashing red and blue cop light, which he has already used once today for Flake's announcement.
Nothing stopping him from using it again for this one tho'. I hope this sinks the Prog/Dems for decades.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 24, 2017 07:21 PM (tRaq7)
I am spewing profanity at a record pace here.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 24, 2017 07:21 PM (RHDU/)
Posted by: some guy in paris (france, not the heiress) at October 24, 2017 07:21 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy a
she was pushing Wesson, dissing Crisco, and banging Greg.
Posted by: pope 'o greenwich village at October 24, 2017 07:21 PM (nFwvY)
I forgot about Wesson.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 24, 2017 07:21 PM (o/lnZ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 24, 2017 07:21 PM (6Ll1u)
All the way down in para 19 is a statement that "after the election" payments to the English guy, Steele, were made by the FBI.
Comey, whose conspiracy to subvert the law failed to bail out Hillary during the election, began paying foreigners, probably in Russian employ, to subvert the election result.
An agency of the US government attempted to pay for the subversion of the duly elected government, according to the Washington Fucking Post.
How many sirens does that get? Eight? Nine?
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 24, 2017 07:21 PM (XlbwU)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 24, 2017 07:18 PM (nUkMr)
Wesson oil.
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 07:21 PM (Enq6K)
*sadly puts can of Crisco back in the pantry.
Posted by: Jewells45can handle your jewels at October 24, 2017 07:20 PM (CNHr1)
Look at what you did WhatWhatWhat. We were about to get a show.
Posted by: buzzion - guess my sign at October 24, 2017 07:22 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 24, 2017 07:22 PM (o/lnZ)
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:16 PM (hZ+us)
They went to the FISA court in July(?) trying to get warrants to 'bug' Trump. FISA said no. They went back in October WITH the dossier in hand. FISA said ok.
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 07:19 PM (Enq6K)
Do we know who, exactly, brought the warrant? And who had to approve that action? And whether they revealed who had paid for the "report" which is the most salient fact about it.
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:22 PM (hZ+us)
Anyone mention Wesson yet?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 24, 2017 07:22 PM (o/lnZ)
Posted by: Greg at October 24, 2017 07:22 PM (2cuLk)
I meant cooking and making candles and stuff.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 24, 2017 07:17 PM (ul9CR)
And soap. Crisco makes good soap.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 24, 2017 07:23 PM (8gDQu)
It's my Happy Place. Winning Power Ball is also my Happy Place, and I probably stand a better chance of winning that lottery than seeing any of those crap weasels ever seeing the inside of a cell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 07:23 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2017 07:24 PM (oVJmc)
I'm off to do just that. Later, taters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 24, 2017 07:24 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 24, 2017 07:18 PM (nUkMr)
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Wesson.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 24, 2017 07:20 PM (7m3t
Thanks WRG! I always picture her with Crisco.
But Wesson works too.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 24, 2017 07:24 PM (nUkMr)
Comey, whose conspiracy to subvert the law failed to bail out Hillary during the election, began paying foreigners, probably in Russian employ, to subvert the election result.
An agency of the US government attempted to pay for the subversion of the duly elected government, according to the Washington Fucking Post.
How many sirens does that get? Eight? Nine?
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 24, 2017 07:21 PM (XlbwU)
WHAT? WHAT? I hardly put anything past the horrible Obama administration, but even I could not have fathomed that level of treason.
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:24 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:24 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 24, 2017 07:25 PM (RHDU/)
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 07:19 PM (Enq6K)
Whoever worked on this at the FISA court ought to be spending the rest of their natural lives in prison along with the rest of them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 24, 2017 07:25 PM (8gDQu)
Re: Bloom, Griffin, and Anderson Poopchute. Can we put them into the Large hadron Collider, and smash them into each other at 3/4 the speed of light? And what use is it, if we can't?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 24, 2017 07:25 PM (O848g)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2017 07:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 24, 2017 07:25 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 24, 2017 07:25 PM (W+vEI)
Unless they repent, what they face is much worse than a few years in club fed
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 24, 2017 07:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 24, 2017 07:26 PM (hjrto)
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:22 PM (hZ+us)
The FBI brought it to FISA. James Effing Comey!
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 07:26 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Ann B Davis at October 24, 2017 07:26 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 24, 2017 07:26 PM (5OO3x)
Posted by: Queef Shrillary of Cankledom at October 24, 2017 07:27 PM (8gDQu)
Cannot wait for the sequel so we find out who was really behind the dossier.
My bet it was Hillary with a bag o& Russian money specifically asking for her cutout to make it look like it was reall Russia that did it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 24, 2017 07:27 PM (IWbvi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 24, 2017 07:27 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 24, 2017 07:18 PM (nUkMr)
Wow, talk about inside baseball. I got nothin' on that.
Posted by: Meremortal at October 24, 2017 07:27 PM (3myMJ)
Comey, whose conspiracy to subvert the law failed to bail out Hillary during the election, began paying foreigners, probably in Russian employ, to subvert the election result.
An agency of the US government attempted to pay for the subversion of the duly elected government, according to the Washington Fucking Post.
How many sirens does that get? Eight? Nine?
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 24, 2017 07:21 PM (XlbwU)
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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. This is unbelievable. How utterly corrupt Clinton/DNC/Obama/Comey are.
Posted by: WisRich at October 24, 2017 07:27 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 24, 2017 07:27 PM (o/lnZ)
Posted by: Hilary Clinton at October 24, 2017 07:27 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2017 07:01 PM (iVOAv)
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It is scary, but hopefully secret service is intelligent enough to be self correcting.
I've no doubt that congress and the MSM would be giddy if anything happened to him. And what they'd deserve for that, I could not write. But it would involve Mitch Rapp and Scott Coleman. Term Limits.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 24, 2017 07:27 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 24, 2017 07:27 PM (mJ8mX)
https://youtu.be/sCeQU1WCd_A
The girl singing in the song is the lead singer's daughter. All about a soldier and his family missing each other
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 24, 2017 07:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:19 PM (hZ+us)"
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Who are these FISA judges? Don't they live in the real world, watch television, read newspapers to know what everyone else does? Or are they kept in isolation chambers to prevent contamination with us mortals?
Posted by: Decaf at October 24, 2017 07:27 PM (r6Y2i)
Ace's time machine has become self-aware.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 24, 2017 07:28 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 24, 2017 07:22 PM (o/lnZ)
Yup.....or "Darkie" toothpaste from overseas?
Big top hat and big teeth.
Those Asians are so inclusive.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 24, 2017 07:28 PM (nUkMr)
Posted by: Greg at October 24, 2017 07:22 PM (2cuLk)
Let that teach you a Wesson!
Posted by: Ensign Chekhov at October 24, 2017 07:28 PM (gdSpe)
Posted by: Jeff Flake at October 24, 2017 07:28 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 07:19 PM (Enq6K)
Whoever worked on this at the FISA court ought to be spending the rest of their natural lives in prison along with the rest of them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 24, 2017 07:25 PM (8gDQu)
The judge who approved this will talk, Im sure, if he was NOT told that this "report" was the product of campaign opposition research and that major portions were either unverifiable or clearly incorrect.
If I could be spied on by my own government based on such weak sauce as this dossier, this is not the country I thought it was.
The FISA judge's credibility and future is on the line.
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:28 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: The media can EABOD at October 24, 2017 07:28 PM (CEU4j)
Posted by: Meremortal at October 24, 2017 07:29 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2017 07:29 PM (/tuJf)
I tell you people, and tell you people, and give examples and such ... but you never listen to Scogginism #4 ...
Any Power given to the State will be used against the Citizenry
I dunno' ... maybe some of you God Fearin' Flag Lovin' Republicans will figure out how to get all the Good Guys into all these Important Gub'Mint Positions.
But I doubt it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 24, 2017 07:29 PM (fiGNd)
Just a wee, tee-niney bit. It's not like Bronco Bama didn't already rig the '012 election through his IRS.
If this doesn't wake Jeff Sessions up, nothing will. And if it doesn't, fire his sorry ass and get someone in there who'll treat this as the treason it is and start the perpwalks and jail sentencing.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 24, 2017 07:29 PM (tRaq7)
It's been a while...off to Bing...
Posted by: Lizzy at October 24, 2017 07:29 PM (W+vEI)
No, it wasn't comey. It was low level people in the FBI. They all did it. There are probably hundreds of FBI agents involved, and Comey knew nothing about it. But anyway, there were so many people involved, and they thought they were doing nothing wrong, it is just impossible to investigate. Hundreds of agents, secret servers, ugh, so confusing. So let's just call it water under the bridge.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 07:29 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Ann B Davis at October 24, 2017 07:26 PM (nFwvY)
There you are! I got some meat for you.
Posted by: Sam the Butcher at October 24, 2017 07:29 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at October 24, 2017 07:29 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 24, 2017 07:29 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: x at October 24, 2017 07:30 PM (nFwvY)
I never understood that. They didn't seem all that especially wealthy, either, not so rich they could afford a full time maid and cook. What family was this supposed to represent?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 24, 2017 07:30 PM (39g3+)
The Obama administration will go down in history as the world's largest smash and grab robbery. Literally trillions of dollars were stolen.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 24, 2017 07:30 PM (60v4h)
that action? And whether they revealed who had paid for the "report"
which is the most salient fact about it.
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Clinton's boast that 17 intelligence agencies supported her seemed a non sequitur at the time. Now we know.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 24, 2017 07:30 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Greg at October 24, 2017 07:22 PM (2cuLk)
Let that teach you a Wesson!
Posted by: Ensign Chekhov at October 24, 2017 07:28 PM (gdSpe)
"Where's da butta?"
- - Brando the anal rapist
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2017 07:30 PM (mbhDw)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 24, 2017 07:30 PM (klqPF)
Posted by: Decaf at October 24, 2017 07:27 PM (r6Y2i)
I actually think the FISA judges are considered to be good- which makes me think he was actively lied to . Unless Obama could shuffle the judges around at will and put a willing stooge/conspirator in place at the right time.
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:31 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 24, 2017 07:31 PM (6Ll1u)
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Posted by: Now I'm Kevin Williamson (where's my royalty check Jonah) at October 24, 2017 07:31 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:28 PM (hZ+us)
Pretty much the whole world knew that right after it leaked. I'm sure the judge must have known long before ... like when he was abusing power and allowing the spying on a Presidential candidate.
Frankly, that judge (and everyone around him) deserve long rides in Brazen Bulls. The same for Barky and Shrillary and Holder and Lynch and the rest of the junta.
Posted by: Queef Shrillary of Cankledom at October 24, 2017 07:31 PM (8gDQu)
That was odd, eh? Carol didn't work, so why did she need Alice?
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 24, 2017 07:27 PM (o/lnZ)
I believe the story line goes that Alice was Mike Brady's cook and maid before he met Carol.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 24, 2017 07:31 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 07:19 PM (Enq6K)
Which still gets me - how is a report of Trump hiring hookers to pee on a bed in Moscow grounds for a FISA warrant?
Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2017 07:31 PM (ANIFC)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 24, 2017 07:32 PM (hjrto)
Exactly why did Fusion GPS employees plead the Fifth about all this???????????
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 24, 2017 07:32 PM (RHDU/)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2017 07:32 PM (/tuJf)
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So, you're saying no criminal intent?
Well, OK then. Glad that treason turned out to be a little misunderstanding.
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 24, 2017 07:32 PM (XlbwU)
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:28 PM (hZ+us)
I no longer count on people losing credibility keeping them from sensitive roles in government.
Posted by: Queef Shrillary of Cankledom at October 24, 2017 07:32 PM (8gDQu)
This was the only thing the Democrats got right about the Bush administration. Not out of any sense of liberty or justice, just bull headed opposition. But the whole "we'll only spy on the bad guys" thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 24, 2017 07:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 07:32 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: alice nelson at October 24, 2017 07:33 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 24, 2017 07:33 PM (8gDQu)
Posted by: Hillary! at October 24, 2017 07:33 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:28 PM (hZ+us)
Oh ... Bull ... Shit.
That Judge ain't going nowhere. He's a Judge. We don't remove Judges. It would threaten their independance and as such their ability to make up shit.
Some of y'all really, really just refuse to see how all this works.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 24, 2017 07:33 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2017 07:29 PM (/tuJf)
Oh, you are soo right!!!
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:33 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2017 06:27 PM (8rNrN)
I was going to join the Procrastinator's Society, but I never got around to it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 24, 2017 07:33 PM (O848g)
He better had been lied to because if he didn't ask the question he should be impeached.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 24, 2017 07:34 PM (hjrto)
Because this is just the tip.
They are others involved and now they will argue that there is no need to investigate their bank records because we know who paid for the dossier.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2017 07:34 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Fritz at October 24, 2017 07:34 PM (Kwhm/)
It means urine a lotta trouble, mister!
Posted by: sen. mccain's tumor at October 24, 2017 07:35 PM (mJ8mX)
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 24, 2017 07:35 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 24, 2017 07:35 PM (XlbwU)
500:
That Judge ain't going nowhere. He's a Judge. We don't remove Judges. It would threaten their independance and as such their ability to make up shit.
Some of y'all really, really just refuse to see how all this works.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 24, 2017 07:33 PM (find)
I disagree. I don't know this judge, but I know judges. Regardless of how bad they are, they see themselves as honorable. No judge is going to say he approved this warrant knowing all the facts. He almost has to say that he was mislead.
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:35 PM (hZ+us)
Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2017 07:31 PM (ANIFC)
Some of the pee got on the mattress tag. That's a federal offense ... anywhere in the world.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 24, 2017 07:35 PM (8gDQu)
Treason? Oh, my no. If anything this just proves Trump is a traitor. The FBI wouldn't have paid the russian's for intel if Trump wasn't a traitor!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 24, 2017 07:35 PM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2017 07:36 PM (oVJmc)
As an architect, Mike Brady was expected to throw large dinner parties and homosexual orgies.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 24, 2017 07:36 PM (60v4h)
Who are these FISA judges? Don't they live in the real world, watch television, read newspapers to know what everyone else does? Or are they kept in isolation chambers to prevent contamination with us mortals?
Posted by: Decaf at October 24, 2017 07:27 PM (r6Y2i)
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If they only read Yahoo News, the world would look oh so much different.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 24, 2017 07:36 PM (7m3t8)
Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2017 07:37 PM (ANIFC)
That whole thing was laughably stupid. It's got Hillary's clueless fingerprints alllllll over it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2017 07:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: LASue at October 24, 2017 07:35 PM (hZ+us)
Disagree all you want, Sue.
But I tell ya' want ... I'm not going to waste time arguing with you. What are you willing to bet ?
Because I'm betting, right now, that no Judge on the FISA Court will be removed or will resign.
What's your stakes ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 24, 2017 07:37 PM (fiGNd)
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Tell me sir, will there be Italians at these gatherings? Interesting Italians?
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 24, 2017 07:38 PM (SkuXa)
Or else it gets the hose again.
Posted by: Buffalo Bill Brady at October 24, 2017 07:38 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 24, 2017 07:39 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Chris M at October 24, 2017 07:39 PM (6RZos)
That whole thing was laughably stupid. It's got Hillary's clueless fingerprints alllllll over it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2017 07:37 PM (oVJmc)
FORGET MY FINGERS - I BROKE MY FUCKING TOE!!! WHERE'S MY SERVICE ANIMAL?!?
Posted by: Hilary Clinton at October 24, 2017 07:39 PM (ANIFC)
You said it's not possible . That calls for odds. I think 100-1 would be fair.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 24, 2017 07:39 PM (hjrto)
What are you willing to bet ? Money ? Public Embarrassment on the Board ?
You tell me.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 24, 2017 07:39 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 24, 2017 07:39 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 24, 2017 07:40 PM (bjlHK)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 24, 2017 07:40 PM (hjrto)
Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2017 07:40 PM (ANIFC)
Which still gets me - how is a report of Trump hiring hookers to pee on a bed in Moscow grounds for a FISA warrant? Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2017 07:31 PM (ANIFC)
It wasn't. The DNC hacking report is what triggered the FISA warrant
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 24, 2017 07:41 PM (lKyWE)
Posted by: Hilary Clinton
Hillz needs a service viper?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 24, 2017 07:41 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 24, 2017 07:41 PM (LQLeS)
Posted by: zombie frank lloyd wright at October 24, 2017 07:41 PM (mJ8mX)
Nope. Just wait until Rush gets ahold of this tomorrow.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 24, 2017 07:41 PM (tRaq7)
Posted by: Chris M at October 24, 2017 07:41 PM (6RZos)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 24, 2017 07:39 PM (hjrto)
But she "knows" Judges. Inside Information. So I think odds are a little much to ask for.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 24, 2017 07:42 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Joe Average Voter at October 24, 2017 07:42 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 24, 2017 07:36 PM (60v4h)
California in the 1960s. What are you going to do?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2017 07:42 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2017 06:51 PM (/tuJf)
"Research" = pulling shit out of your ass? Does that mean they all Climate Scientists?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 24, 2017 07:48 PM (O848g)
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2017 07:19 PM
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I thought that they went to the FISA court in July WITH the dossier, but the court turned them down. Then the DNC/Dems arranged/encouraged somehow the meeting between the Russian lady lawyer and the Trump team at Trump Tower. Recall that Loretta Lynch gave that Russian lawyer a visa after she had been turned down several times before. Once the FISA court saw that Team Trump was meeting with "a Russian," the warrant was granted.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 24, 2017 07:49 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2017 06:51 PM (/tuJf)
"Research" = pulling shit out of your ass?
I thought it was pee. What did I miss?
Posted by: Anachronda at October 24, 2017 07:49 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at October 24, 2017 07:07 PM (sK2KK)
Well sure, you ought to able to, but I doubt it works that way in practice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 24, 2017 07:59 PM (O848g)
Posted by: Greg at October 24, 2017 07:22 PM (2cuLk)
He and I were partners.
Posted by: Smith at October 24, 2017 08:06 PM (O848g)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 24, 2017 08:22 PM (39g3+)
I hope there is panic, despair and flying china in the Clinton households.
I fear there is sneering and laughter.
Posted by: Meremortal at October 24, 2017 08:31 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Peaches at October 24, 2017 06:24 PM (14URa)
Yes, make it 150 and ugly...... Marry mu ex!!!
Posted by: The Outsider at October 24, 2017 08:55 PM (zXBmg)
Posted by: sans_sheriff at October 24, 2017 09:54 PM (SIVRK)
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