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THIS IS COOL Chevy Vega and the Vert-A-Pac Rail System in the 1970s When Chevrolet started designing ‘Vega’ during the 1970s, one of the main objectives was to keep the cost of the car down around $2,000 in circa-1970 dollars. At the time, the freight charge for moving a loaded railroad car from the Lordstown assembly plant to the Pacific coast - the longest distance that cars produced at Lordstown would need to travel - was around $4,800. Since the Vega was a subcompact, it was possible to squeeze three more cars on a railroad car for a total of eighteen, instead of the usual fifteen. But that still worked out to around $300 per car – a substantial surcharge for a $2000 car. If only Chevrolet could get more Vegas on a railroad car, the cost per unit of hauling them would go down. The engineers at GM and the Southern Pacific Railroad came up with a clever solution. Instead of loading the cars horizontally, the Vegas will be placed vertically on a specially designed auto-rack – the Vert-A-Pac. Within the same volume of an 89-foot car, the Vert-A-Pac could hold as many as 30 automobiles instead of 18.That's damn clever. Now it was in service of the Vega, which was anything but, but still, pretty smart. I LOVE THIS GUY Say what you want about his talent, but imagine where the NFL would be now if they had encouraged players like Tim Tebow instead of the current crop of SJW wannabes. One of the marks of a great person is if they are comfortable mocking themself.
HORRIFYING It's almost Halloween! Yay! But if this is true, IMO it is more terrifying than any ghoul, ghost or goblin: When you die you KNOW you're dead: Scientists discover the mind still works after the body shows no sign of life FIDO FRIDAY I read that last story to the dog. Any thoughts puppers? NHS FOLLIES Oh, I just can't fucking WAIT for single payer health care. How's that working out for you UK? NHS waiting times: hospital bosses fear 'a return to 1999' If I live to be a million, I'll never understand the inability of people to comprehend that government does NOTHING efficiently. I guess they are blinded by the siren song of “fair” (which isn't true either, single payer systems always lead to a two tiered health care system, but whatever). Still, the one complaint that is surely nothing more than a right wing scare tactic is that government will use its control of healthcare to control the people, right? Right? NHS provokes fury with indefinite surgery ban for smokers and obese Well, wonderful. Lets peek at the future: I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. -Elayne BoozlerI love my wife and there is literally no one on the planet that I would rather spend time with, but Elayne has a point. Indeed, it's one of the reasons I'd rather spend time with Gingy. We both get this. IMPORTANT WARNING FOR THE HORDE Hacked Butt Plug Can Be Controlled 'From Anywhere' Penetrating report. This is what happens when your bluetooth bill gets in a-rear-s. I'm sure they'll plug the leak soon, but until then, how many people will have a stroke when they find out they're getting the shaft. This can't be good in the end. Tonight's ONT brought to you by Critical Theory: Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 10:05 PM (rb1zT) 2
Evening Horde! Wow, what content WD!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2017 10:06 PM (tr2D7) 3
Go natural. Go gerbil.
Posted by: Richard Gere at October 20, 2017 10:06 PM (DMUuz) 4
So very much content.....
Posted by: Sidedraft at October 20, 2017 10:07 PM (I16G8) 5
Whee!! Still awake for an ONT! Howdy ya'll.
Posted by: cfo mom at October 20, 2017 10:07 PM (RfzVr) 6
I do love Sam Addams the Founding Father. As a prof in college said "He saw tyranny coming in through the windows."
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 10:07 PM (rb1zT) 7
The Transing of Health
A group of lunatics called the Edinburgh Action for Trans Health decided to post a "Trans Health Manifest" on, of course, Tumblr. http://politicalhat.com/?p=14012 Posted by: The Political Hat at October 20, 2017 10:08 PM (itfg0) 8
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Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:08 PM (/qEW2) 9
Howdy, Horde!
Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 20, 2017 10:08 PM (nvMvs) 10
If there was a continent like Australia available, I'd favor moving them all there at our expense and I'd sincerely wish them all the luck in the world with their little Utopia.
++++ Antarctica. Posted by: Lt. Cmdr. Rachel Queeg at October 20, 2017 10:09 PM (FUu/Z) 11
/sock
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 20, 2017 10:09 PM (FUu/Z) 12
WD, on KW: People show you who they are, if you give them enough rope.
What you see as a good third of a column, in my eyes, is just him being himself for 2/3 and then trying to put a veneer of civility and principle in the final round. He is a supercilious prick. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 10:09 PM (rb1zT) 13
the Muslims are even more creationist than Christians. it is all Allah's will and the best knowledge is that which Gabriel delivered to the Prophet.
actually there are some good arguments that the LEFT is more creationist... Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:10 PM (XJIml) 14
For anyone watching the game, Craig Biggio's wife is extremely...attractive.
Posted by: RM at October 20, 2017 10:10 PM (eP+dt) Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:10 PM (QDK5o) 16
We could give them Tasmania.
Posted by: Fox2! at October 20, 2017 10:11 PM (brIR5) 17
That first cartoon is just brilliant! or evil. Brilliant and evil!
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2017 10:12 PM (YXJ+5) 18
Evening all.
I can't drink or hang around much tonight, I have to act like a decent human being at the MoMee tomorrow...... I even make myself laugh sometimes. Posted by: Country Boy at October 20, 2017 10:12 PM (Jcg9Q) 19
My fondest wish is that I could give them all exactly what they want. Truly it is. If there was a continent like Australia available.
------- Africa. It would be interesting. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 10:12 PM (y3sT9) 20
OK. Heading to bed. See some of you tomorrow! 'Night!
Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2017 10:12 PM (dRuH/) 21
I see we are still doing tre dog Friday thing. That's fine but the last couple Saturday ONTs didn't have any cats... so let's be fair and not make the same mistake going forward.
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 20, 2017 10:12 PM (GtG/j) 22
Got guns, ammo, bourbon, cigars & overnight bag, packed n' ready by the door.
Zero-obscene-thirty set on the alarm. Appointment with Texas MoMeet awaits. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2017 10:12 PM (QzJWU) 23
I have said for a long time that no one dies instantly, even with decapitation. The one possible exceptions; standing next to a nuclear bomb when it detonates because you are vaporized before your senses have time to register the event. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 10:12 PM (m9X4Y) 24
We have reached the age in which butt plugs are connected to the internet. Yay, science.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 10:14 PM (1kkde) 25
Is it me or does Samuel Adams look like a cheeky git? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 20, 2017 10:14 PM (HjTzR) 26
I totally agree with the Critical Theory boat.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:14 PM (XJIml) 27
What you see as a good third of a column, in my eyes, is just him being
himself for 2/3 and then trying to put a veneer of civility and principle in the final round. He is a supercilious prick. That may very well be, but it doesn't change the fact, cover or not, that that part was good. .His short columns tend to be more like the last 1/3 than the first 2/3. Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:14 PM (Nyyc4) 28
That first cartoon...problematic. Very problematic.
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 20, 2017 10:15 PM (NWiLs) 29
>>I have said for a long time that no one dies instantly, even with decapitation.
You put a .270 round through anything's earhole and it is like flipping a light switch. Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:15 PM (QDK5o) 30
My first car was a green 1972 Vega. It was a dreadful car with an aluminum block engine that was prone to overheating.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 20, 2017 10:15 PM (nvMvs) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2017 10:15 PM (8ZI4Y) 32
I have several Vega stories, but this is my favorite. Clay Matthews, Jr. drafted by the Browns 1978. He drove to training camp in a Vega. Legend has it when he left the Browns 1993 he drove away in the same Vega.
This man should be in the Hall Of Fame. He played for 19 seasons, was an every down player and has 1,561 tackles, for 3rd all time in the NFL, more tackles than Junior Seau, a fellow Trojan and HOFer. His career places him in the top 20 longest NFL careers {278 games}. Posted by: Locke Common at October 20, 2017 10:16 PM (NKZba) 33
cicero: long distance relationships. let he who hath boned not the phone cast the first stone
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:16 PM (XJIml) 34
>>We have reached the age in which butt plugs are connected to the internet. Yay, science.
But, hey - Free Messenger Bag! Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:16 PM (QDK5o) 35
Wonderful ONT, WeirdDave - Thank you.
College friend had a Vega. You're on the $$$. Baby Sister Update follows. Posted by: ibguy at October 20, 2017 10:16 PM (vUcdz) 36
I was hoping bear would eat the hippies vocal cords but nada
Posted by: NCKate at October 20, 2017 10:17 PM (Ej4Jr) 37
Baby Sister Update
Joyce called yesterday evening to "wish you a happy birthday tomorrow, big brother" Sweet!! We had a good convo; she complained (again) about what a little sh*t her daughter has been, and continues to be. It's sad, but the truth is that this didn't happen overnight... [Horde: To my fellow Hordelings, thank you all in advance for your prayers and well-wishes for my sister and her family] Posted by: ibguy at October 20, 2017 10:17 PM (vUcdz) 38
Interesting article about death. Thank you for another great ONT, WeirdDave.
Posted by: ALH at October 20, 2017 10:17 PM (S+3Ip) 39
Kevin Williamson likes to don his sparkly cowboy hat as he enjoys a good felching.
Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2017 10:17 PM (AAbgH) 40
Prob going to regret this, but any posters going to Little 5 Halloween parade tomorrow are welcome at my place. I live at the house next to starbucks on Moreland. You will have to deal witth watching the Univ of AL beating the crap out of utk
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 20, 2017 10:17 PM (PUmDY) Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 10:17 PM (Enq6K) 42
There've been plenty of countries full of progressives. You could tell them by the barbed wire and kill zones around them to keep people in.
Dogs and jogging? Nobody's ever seen a dog run just for fun? Posted by: TB at October 20, 2017 10:18 PM (wNx6K) 43
as for Kevin Landwaster, i dont know why he has a paid gig
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:18 PM (XJIml) 44
>> We have reached the age in which butt plugs are
>> connected to the internet. Smart plugs. They can call 911 automatically if they get stuck. Dildo cams have been a thing for a while. And some damn Brit condom company is going to sell a smart cock ring. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 10:18 PM (8O3HH) 45
Why Are Millennials Wary of Freedom?
The same reason you don't throw eight-year-olds out of the house: they're just children and aren't ready for anything more. Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2017 10:18 PM (Sv2/X) 46
Oh! And looking forward to tomorrow evening's SWOHMoMe.
Hope to hook up with Ben Had and the TX Morons again. Posted by: ibguy at October 20, 2017 10:18 PM (vUcdz) 47
Ransomware meet the My Little Pony vibrating butt-plug with Bluetooth capability.
I think I'll go away now before I really mentally scar myself. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2017 10:18 PM (8ZI4Y) 48
I had a good interview today (for a job I probably won't get).
That would make a good country song title. SS Depression, full speed ahead. Good night, all. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2017 10:19 PM (l9m7l) 49
I don't think that critical theory cartoon is right.
In critical theory, one guy would be building a boat, and all the other guys would be standing around yelling at him telling him he was doing it wrong, or that he had no right to the community property to use for his own benefit, or it was his fault they were on a wreck. That cartoon is more like libertarians. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 10:19 PM (m9X4Y) 50
Thanks for the ONT, and this whole awesome operation.
I've got to go to bed in a few minutes, got work early, but I wanted to add that Intellectual Froglegs is completely awesome, (as if you all didn't know it.) here's the link: https://tinyurl.com/zpoj7bl Posted by: booknlass at October 20, 2017 10:20 PM (9mZIr) 51
Kevin Williamson likes to don his sparkly cowboy hat as he enjoys a good felching.
Wouldn't the hat brim get in the way? Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:20 PM (Nyyc4) Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 10:21 PM (8O3HH) 53
If there was a continent like Australia available.
------- Africa. It would be interesting. There is actual acreage going to waste in Antarctica. Bonus: no global warming! Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2017 10:21 PM (pszv/) Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:22 PM (QDK5o) Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:23 PM (QDK5o) 56
You put a .270 round through anything's earhole and it is like flipping a light switch.
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:15 PM I've read stuff like that, and accept that it is true, but I couldn't find the way to say it in less than half a page, and a dozen footnotes. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 10:23 PM (m9X4Y) Posted by: kate at October 20, 2017 10:24 PM (XJIml) 58
51. Don't know, just using a new vocabulary word I picked up on this here smart blog. Haven't looked it up yet, heard it's icky!
Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2017 10:24 PM (AAbgH) 59
That smart butt plug thing is not just a joke. Put that in the search box. A company called "LoveSense" makes one they call a "teledildonic butt plug". Smart phone remote control. We've reached the singularity. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 10:24 PM (8O3HH) 60
Evening horde!
Good news is my BP has stabilized. The losartan is working. I've also stopped watching the news and have a new attitude at work. I still do my job but fuck it, it's not going to take over my life. My family on the other hand is still the crazy but I love them to pieces. Balance...It's all about balance I keep telling myself. Posted by: mpfs Release the flying Sonobis! at October 20, 2017 10:24 PM (OnhLW) 61
43 as for Kevin Landwaster, i dont know why he has a paid gig
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:18 PM (XJIml) Hey, Kevin was all right. He tried an idea and it did not work. Sure, he laid waste to the Land. But darnit, at least he tried something! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 10:25 PM (rb1zT) 62
STOP, BEAR!
STOP! DON'T! STOP! DON'T! STOP! DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! *Lights clove cigarette* I'll call you. totes promise. *Jets off to Switzerland* Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at October 20, 2017 10:25 PM (554cb) 63
@44 publius-Googled Smart Cock Ring. I truly live in a bubble.
Posted by: JROD at October 20, 2017 10:26 PM (s7rRm) 64
Serious Cat, your complaint is noted, but Saturday night isn't my department. Talk to MisHum.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:26 PM (Nyyc4) 65
It's a tre dog night.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 20, 2017 10:26 PM (mJ8mX) 66
That may very well be, but it doesn't change the fact, cover or not, that that part was good. .His short columns tend to be more like the last 1/3 than the first 2/3.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:14 PM (Nyyc4) I take your point. I guess I am just getting to the point that I am not willing to overlook the one in order to enjoy the other. Probably a character flaw, but I have lost a lot of patience/tolerance over the past couple of years. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 20, 2017 10:27 PM (rb1zT) 67
Does this fellow Sam Adams have a newsletter?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 20, 2017 10:28 PM (EZebt) 68
OMG, I watched the bear vs. crybaby video.
Damn it, WeirdDave, I laughed so hard I woke the grandkids! STOP IT BEAR!! IT'S THE END OF SEPTEMBER, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP!! WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY KAYAK!!! HAHAHAHAHA It's gold Jerry! Gold I tell you! Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2017 10:28 PM (tr2D7) 69
Badly fooled by a change-up
Posted by: Ruth at October 20, 2017 10:28 PM (loZXu) 70
In critical theory, one guy would be building a boat, and all the other
guys would be standing around yelling at him telling him he was doing it wrong, or that he had no right to the community property to use for his own benefit, or it was his fault they were on a wreck. No, not at all. Critical Theory was conceived as a method of destroying the existing social and political structure of America by encouraging the grievances of different groups of people and weaponizing them against the greater whole. My characterization of that cartoon is exactly right. That being said, I have no idea what the artist was intending to convey, but he got Critical Theory dead bang on. Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:29 PM (Nyyc4) 71
that was a hard catch
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:29 PM (XJIml) 72
Holy crap what a catch by Springer!
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 10:30 PM (Enq6K) 73
SAY MY NAME!
Posted by: Bear, jonesing for some fiberglass at October 20, 2017 10:30 PM (wpC7C) 74
Nice catch, Springer.
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:30 PM (QDK5o) 75
There is actual acreage going to waste in Antarctica. Bonus: no global warming!
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2017 10:21 PM Yeah, but they'd find a way to fuck up Antarctica. Posted by: otho at October 20, 2017 10:30 PM (qGuLD) 76
Top 100?
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 20, 2017 10:30 PM (e9G8E) 77
67. No newsletter, but plenty of beers of many types.
Posted by: Morigu at October 20, 2017 10:31 PM (Eu98u) 78
Hacked Butt Plug Can Be Controlled 'From Anywhere'
======== Bob Berdella was a gay serial killer who killed them by sticking his arm up their rectums. And then there was the Enumclaw horse death. It's generally not a good idea to shove stuff up there. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:31 PM (/qEW2) 79
Ha! Wish I could see it. Was it pretty!
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 20, 2017 10:31 PM (PXyhz) 80
"senescent" is also a new word courtesy of Mister Ace but I haven't looked that up either. My brain: rekt
Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2017 10:31 PM (AAbgH) 81
There is actual acreage going to waste in Antarctica. Bonus: no global warming!
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2017 10:21 PM ---------- Go blow a seal. Posted by: A Penguin at October 20, 2017 10:32 PM (1kkde) 82
Bright, fresh, illuminating, WD at ONT.
Posted by: gNewt at October 20, 2017 10:32 PM (Wj6hd) 83
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:31 PM (/qEW2)
That's one of the most horrible things I've ever heard. Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 20, 2017 10:33 PM (PXyhz) 84
Hmmphh, you learn something every day.
"Teledildonics" is actually a thing. A field of technology. For remote controlled sex. The idea is you and your partner (or butt buddy, whatever) ram stuff up and around your special places, and each controls the other's sensations by remote control. Not making that up. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 10:33 PM (8O3HH) 85
>>Bob Berdella was a gay serial killer who killed them by sticking his arm up their rectums.
The Puppet Killer Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:33 PM (QDK5o) 86
I'd forgotten how much of a drawl Timmy has. Still pissed at the NFL for what they did to him.
Posted by: pookysgirl says GO DODGERS GO! at October 20, 2017 10:33 PM (XKZwp) 87
"senescent" is also a new word courtesy of Mister Ace
if you learnt Latin it would be easy to figure out based on roots just sayin' Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:33 PM (XJIml) 88
It's generally not a good idea to shove stuff up there.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:31 PM (/qEW2) I could have gone my whole life without knowing that. Thanks. Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 10:33 PM (Enq6K) 89
Bob Berdella was a gay serial killer who killed them by sticking his arm up their rectums. And then there was the Enumclaw horse death. It's generally not a good idea to shove stuff up there.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:31 PM (/qEW2) 79 Ha! Wish I could see it. Was it pretty! Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 20, 2017 10:31 PM (PXyhz) WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! Posted by: Dave the Octopus at October 20, 2017 10:34 PM (tbOMB) 90
Nightmare stuff.
Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 20, 2017 10:34 PM (PXyhz) 91
Do people not recognize that if you have time to hack a bluetooth-enabled wireless butt plug, you have too much time on your hands?
Wireless. Butt. Plug. Yo. Posted by: Fritz at October 20, 2017 10:34 PM (Kwhm/) 92
Great ONT, Weird Dave! Just got home so haven't had time to go through it all yet.
Participated in a big campfire tonight with best friends. Laws may have been broken. Ibguy--Happy birthday and prayers for healing and courage for Joyce and her family and friends. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 10:35 PM (TdMsT) 93
Go blow a seal.
Posted by: A Penguin --- Hey, just fix the thing and keep my private life outta it would ya Mister? Posted by: Kip Addotta at October 20, 2017 10:35 PM (tr2D7) 94
Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:29 PM
I understand your point. I just thought there needed to be a meeting of all the interested parties where a consensus would be reached that they had to tear apart the existing barge to make a new barge. Everyone making their own seems to contradict what critical theory has produced. Sure, tear the old boat apart, but there would be a director giving instructions while the serfs labored to construct something less effective than what they already had. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 10:35 PM (m9X4Y) 95
There've been plenty of countries full of progressives. You could tell them by the barbed wire and kill zones around them to keep people in. Posted by: TB at October 20, 2017 10:18 PM (wNx6K) That's the funny thing. When right-wingers go all authoritarian, they're generally fine with letting the undesirables just leave. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 20, 2017 10:35 PM (eXA4G) 96
Evenin' everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2017 10:36 PM (IcT7t) 97
Eegads, I feel so 19th century. 'Smart butt plugs'? Really? I long for the day when butt plugs were not a thingy. Want to shove anything up your butt, ok, it is your butt, but I don't want to hear about it and I definitely don't want to see it.
Posted by: colfax mingo at October 20, 2017 10:36 PM (0n18S) 98
I could have gone my whole life without knowing that. Thanks. me too Tami. I think I'll go concentrate on the game. Night all. Posted by: grammie winger - Cubs are gonna suck again at October 20, 2017 10:36 PM (PXyhz) 99
Tebow, like him or not, is in the same boat as Kaepernick.
He can't play NFL Football well enough to justify a team signing him. If he could, he'd be on a roster. Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:36 PM (QDK5o) 100
91 Do people not recognize that if you have time to hack a bluetooth-enabled wireless butt plug, you have too much time on your hands?
Wireless. Butt. Plug. Yo. -------- Don't judge. It supports entire villages in the Ukraine. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 10:36 PM (1kkde) 101
great Scott! Dave the Octopus, your time machine privileges are hereby revoked .
Posted by: Emmett Brown at October 20, 2017 10:37 PM (XJIml) 102
Regarding the story about your brain knowing you're dead: Could that be the moment your soul moves on?
Oh, pshaw! Buncha hogwash! Harumph! Or... Being an old man of 29, and one whose faith is shakier than Hillary's drinking hand, I actually find this oddly comforting. Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at October 20, 2017 10:37 PM (554cb) 103
92 LadyLibertarian
Thank you, ma'am. It was an unexpected treat. Had a good day, too, and great dinner with closest friends. Posted by: ibguy at October 20, 2017 10:38 PM (vUcdz) 104
Ain't nothin' that comes from Antarctica except penguin shit and ice!
Posted by: drill sergeant at October 20, 2017 10:39 PM (mJ8mX) 105
Go Astros
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 20, 2017 10:39 PM (mMeIQ) 106
Grrr! Leo sucks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 20, 2017 10:39 PM (554cb) 107
87 I know dominus vobiscum and a whole lot of Italian but so far it only helps me in church and at restaurants.
Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2017 10:40 PM (AAbgH) 108
It supports grizzled Macedonian butt plug farmers, too. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 10:40 PM (8O3HH) 109
I learned to drive a stick in my (not yet) husband's '74 Vega. The floorboard on the driver's side had rusted out and he had put a piece of sheet metal down there so it wasn't *quite* like a Flinstone-mobile. The car was only 6 years old and already had rust through. What a piece of s#!t. But the price to buy one new was within the reach of a young'un just starting out.
Posted by: cfo mom at October 20, 2017 10:40 PM (RfzVr) 110
Within the same volume of an 89-foot car, the Vert-A-Pac could hold as many as 30 automobiles instead of 18.
======== Meh. When I lived in Queens *spit* and owned a car, I often thought, why can't they have mechanical thingies that would extend out into the street, tilt your car vertical, and retract back to the curb, in order to get more parking space. It's not ingenious. It's pretty obvious. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:40 PM (/qEW2) 111
time to direct attention to beisbol.
Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2017 10:41 PM (AAbgH) 112
He can't play NFL Football well enough to justify a team signing him.
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF US IN THE PLAYOFFS! Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 20, 2017 10:41 PM (Nyyc4) 113
Not grizzled, but gnarled. That what Steyn called them, gnarled Macedonian content farmers, I think.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 10:42 PM (8O3HH) 114
>>When I lived in Queens *spit* and owned a car, I often thought, why can't they have mechanical thingies that would extend out into the street, tilt your car vertical, and retract back to the curb, in order to get more parking space. It's not ingenious. It's pretty obvious.
That was before cup holders. Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:42 PM (QDK5o) 115
This is a good ONT. The right amount of cartoons to keep it at my level of intellectual and emotional development.
That jogging one is the best. Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 20, 2017 10:42 PM (H5knJ) 116
Reddick ulous.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:42 PM (XJIml) 117
We can never be safe when the NSA is collecting terabytes of confidential butt plug data from American citizens every day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 10:42 PM (1kkde) 118
Screw the bear, *I* will bite her head off if it will just stop the shrieking...!
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at October 20, 2017 10:42 PM (uyrlv) 119
103 92 LadyLibertarian
Thank you, ma'am. It was an unexpected treat. Had a good day, too, and great dinner with closest friends. Posted by: ibguy at October 20, 2017 10:38 PM (vUcdz) I'm looking forward to meeting you! Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 10:43 PM (TdMsT) 120
I like this Sam Adams guy. I'd like to go to a pub with him and buy him a beer. That is a really excellent quote.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:43 PM (/qEW2) 121
so, when threatened with pepper spray, just walk back and destroy her things.
she was yelling/crying at the bear like it had any idea what ideas were being conveyed. probably only the whimpering drove the destruction of plastic. Posted by: arbitrary turn back at October 20, 2017 10:43 PM (8RQER) 122
I understand your point. I just thought there needed to be a meeting of all the interested parties where a consensus would be reached that they had to tear apart the existing barge to make a new barge. Everyone making their own seems to contradict what critical theory has produced.
Sure, tear the old boat apart, but there would be a director giving instructions while the serfs labored to construct something less effective than what they already had. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 10:35 PM (m9X4Y) Nope. It's death by a thousand cuts. They expect when they've destroyed the enemy, a utopia will magically sprout into existence, with any and all previous conflict disappearing because it was all due to the now defeated enemy. That this won't work doesn't matter; that they think it will does. Also, this way there doesn't have to be any central planner or even coordination. There is not Final Boss; there is no organized conspiracy. It is a Stand Alone Complex where everyone does their own thing, but towards the same goal while learning from each other and adjusting accordingly. That is why it is so dangerous. Posted by: The Kyriarchical Hat at October 20, 2017 10:43 PM (itfg0) 123
>>Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 20, 2017 10:41 PM (Nyyc4)
You know who else won a couple playoff games on his way to losing a Superbowl? Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:43 PM (QDK5o) 124
Waffle House: NO SHARING. NO. SHARING. N-O S-H-A-R-I-N-G. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
(I'll never understand the fascination with the place. The first and last time I was there, I saw "NO SHARING" close to 50 times on a single page of the menu, and along with my breakfast I got something that looked like grits (that I did not order nor did I want) but looked more like melted butter mixed with something that looked like grits. Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at October 20, 2017 10:44 PM (qXaZc) 125
>>probably only the whimpering drove the destruction of plastic.
That and the smell of fish on the rower's seat. Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:44 PM (QDK5o) Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2017 10:44 PM (MCEs2) 127
yay Peloton ads with jiggly boobies
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:44 PM (XJIml) Posted by: otho at October 20, 2017 10:45 PM (qGuLD) 129
Meh. When I lived in Queens *spit* and owned a car, I often thought, why
can't they have mechanical thingies that would extend out into the street, tilt your car vertical, and retract back to the curb, in order to get more parking space. It's not ingenious. It's pretty obvious. Yes, but did YOU build one? Besides, it wouldn't work. People keep stuff in their cars that would flop all over the place. These were brand new cars, empty. And Manhattan is full of elevator garages that stack cars like snacks in a vending machine. Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:45 PM (Nyyc4) Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 20, 2017 10:45 PM (e9G8E) 131
It amazes me how many Americans are aching to cough up every last ounce of their political and economic freedoms just so they don't have to pay for a doctor.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at October 20, 2017 10:46 PM (qXaZc) 132
Waffle House
--- Truth to tell, I don't go for the food. I go for the floor show. Haven't been disappointed yet. Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2017 10:46 PM (tr2D7) Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:46 PM (QDK5o) 134
Hi Tonypete!
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 10:46 PM (TdMsT) 135
The concealed carry of butt plugs with the black thingie that goes up should be controlled. Remotely.
Posted by: Fritz at October 20, 2017 10:46 PM (Kwhm/) 136
Judge got one.
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:47 PM (QDK5o) Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:47 PM (XJIml) 138
And Manhattan is full of elevator garages that stack cars like snacks in a vending machine.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:45 PM (Nyyc4) Just one of the innumerable reasons I am so glad to not live out East. How shitty must it be to fret about where you park your car? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 20, 2017 10:47 PM (554cb) Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 10:47 PM (Enq6K) Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 20, 2017 10:47 PM (rnAwa) Posted by: otho at October 20, 2017 10:48 PM (qGuLD) 142
Posted by: The Kyriarchical Hat at October 20, 2017 10:43 PM
Ya, the new and improved superior man, all equal to one another, working toward a glorious common future for the collective. But in the cartoon, each one is building his own boat Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 10:48 PM (m9X4Y) 143
Guys, can you help me. I've lost 17.9 million little things and I can't stop looking for them. I know I left them around here, somewhere...
Posted by: Colin Kaeperdick at October 20, 2017 10:48 PM (SkuXa) 144
>>butt plugs with the black thingie that goes up should
>> be controlled. Well, at a minimum bump stock butt plugs should be banned. And no one needs an assault vibrator. Weapons as ass destruction, they are. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 10:48 PM (8O3HH) Posted by: ibguy at October 20, 2017 10:48 PM (vUcdz) 146
Hi LadyL! Have fun tomorrow. I've got the grandkids so...
Now that I think about it, they really don't drink much. Hmmmm. *rubs chin thoughfully* Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2017 10:49 PM (tr2D7) Posted by: zombie frank sinatra at October 20, 2017 10:49 PM (mJ8mX) 148
grammie, Tami, I apologize. Just thought the point needed to be brought home forcefully (no pun intended). People who try to say it's a "healthy lifestyle" are lying.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:50 PM (/qEW2) 149
But in the cartoon, each one is building his own boat
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 10:48 PM (m9X4Y) Exactly. They're unified utopia can't work, but that they believe it will is all they need to go forward. After all, if they are the morally pure victim, then their utopia is obviously the one that will come to be... Posted by: The Kyriarchical Hat at October 20, 2017 10:50 PM (itfg0) 150
Talk to zee hole.
Posted by: ass terminator at October 20, 2017 10:51 PM (mJ8mX) 151
If I'm not mistaken, Cosworth did a Vega version. Black, gold wheels, etc.
Still a shit bucket. Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger ------------ Actually, it was a special version that Chevy cooked up, using a Cosworth designed head. Yeah, it was hotter than the plain-jane version, but the car, in toto, was a POS. Too bad. Pontiac had the good sense to put the Iron Duke engine in their version (Astra), so the engines outlasted the car. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 10:52 PM (y3sT9) 152
I suspect the Vertical Vegas were shipped thus, sans fluids such as engine oil, ATF or gear lube in the four-speeds.
Conventional automobiles were not then, and generally are not now, constructed so as to contain vehicular fluids at such angles. How much you wanna bet that some misbegotten "dealer-prep" crew out there forgot to add oil to the crank or fluid to the tranny, before schlepping the damn thing off on some poor, unsuspecting customer? Pity the Vega all of it's star-crossed problems. It was actually a fairly attractive, well balanced, decent driving car when ordered with the 4 spd. manual. And the Cosworth powered version was a gem. A fair design, killed by outright lack of attention to details. This IS the story of GM, and not of obummer. That one was a clear design fail from inception. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2017 10:52 PM (QzJWU) 153
Been seeing pics of Jim Carrey recently, which lend credence to the notion that men can also have eating disorders. Jeepers, Jim, have a Big Mac and fries. Looks like he weighs 78 pounds (Canadian pounds).
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at October 20, 2017 10:52 PM (554cb) 154
Hey everybody.
Went to my hot dog place, Mustards, for lunch today. Great place but just one downfall: they almost always have ESPN on their flat-screen TV to entertain everyone. Usually the show "Highly Questionable" is on when I'm there. Anyway, right after it ended they had another experts-in-boxes segment about the World Series. Turns out for whatever reason, almost everyone believes the Dodgers have the momentum to take the WS. Only one of the talking boxes thought the Yankess had the juice. Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 10:52 PM (eMKNe) 155
Cattus Petasatus:
Imber totem diem fluit. Urceatim semper pluit. Taedet intus nos manere. Numquam potest sol splendere... I could on... By the time the Eldest Spawn was two, I'd memorised the whole book! Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 20, 2017 10:53 PM (e9G8E) 156
I see a great marketing opportunity for our favorite rear admiralette, Hope Solo. She can hawk one of the jewel ones and call it the Hope Diamond. And it will come with a camera, for taking selfies. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 10:53 PM (8O3HH) 157
Jim Carrey has stds. wonder about HIV.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:53 PM (XJIml) 158
That butt plug is in there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are . . . and I'm not sure where to go with this.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 20, 2017 10:53 PM (JyFLk) 159
Pity the Vega all of it's star-crossed problems.
--------------------------- I laughed when I was told my ex-girlfriend got married and they were driving a yugo. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 10:54 PM (m9X4Y) Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2017 10:55 PM (H0quv) 161
Jim, I was just going to say the same thing, that carting around the car that way probably is one of the reason that car was so messed up.
You should have seen the cost-cutting measures Ford used to deliver Pintos to the dealerships. They were delivering them unassembled and counting on roaming local packs of retarded coyotes and badgers to put the things together, apparently. Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 10:55 PM (eMKNe) Posted by: ass terminator #2 at October 20, 2017 10:55 PM (qGuLD) 163
Pity the Vega all of it's star-crossed problems.
Us kids riding around in a Pinto (a yellow one, at that!) felt sorry for Vega owners. Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2017 10:56 PM (H0quv) 164
Phased plasma rifle in 40 Watt range with Bluetooth butt plug launcher.
Posted by: Dave the Octopus at October 20, 2017 10:56 PM (tbOMB) Posted by: ass terminator #2 at October 20, 2017 10:56 PM (qGuLD) 166
Suburbicon ad. no real hint as to plot. Matt Damon. gonna guess that this movie is shite.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 10:56 PM (XJIml) 167
If anyone ever deserved to have their kayak torn up by a bear . . .
Posted by: Alana at October 20, 2017 10:56 PM (ZsbTc) Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 10:56 PM (eMKNe) 169
Actually, it was a special version that Chevy cooked up
Yes... the aluminum engine IIRC. It was a "hot" motor in it's day. Only 3500-ish cars were made. Too bad it sucked dog balls. Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2017 10:57 PM (MCEs2) Posted by: Pontiac Fiero at October 20, 2017 10:57 PM (tr2D7) 171
In everything even in taxes and elections, to the government you are an expense and a bother to be minimized.
To a private company you are a customer to be wooed, catered to, and a source of profit. Posted by: geoffb at October 20, 2017 10:57 PM (zOpu5) 172
Boulder terlit hobo, wanna know *how bad* Suburbicon is???
Even uber-lefty Jeffrey Wells thought it was a pile of mega-PC, anti-white horseshit. Not a joke. Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 10:57 PM (eMKNe) 173
Smart Butt Plugs. What happens when they achieve sentience?...
The Rise Of The Butt Machines. Posted by: otho at October 20, 2017 10:45 PM (qGuLD) ======== My theory is that Shep Smith's alarm clock is a smart butt plug programmed to go off at, say, 7 AM. Let's say Milo hacked it and woke Shep up several times a night. Shep might lose his mind and go out of the business altogether. So maybe this is a good thing. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:58 PM (/qEW2) 174
Just one of the innumerable reasons I am so glad to not live out East. How shitty must it be to fret about where you park your car?
I don't live in NYC, but the problem is space, not crime. But in the cartoon, each one is building his own boat We've flogged this equine enough, but Critical Theory isn't about what comes after, it's about destroying what currently exists (the boat encompassing everybody) by encouraging groups to tear it down by elevating their own grievances over the common society (building their own boats out of the bones of the previous bigger boat). Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:58 PM (Nyyc4) 175
LOL at 'aluminum engine.'
"Hi, welcome to Joe's Garage. What brings you in today?" "My engine melted." Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 10:58 PM (eMKNe) Posted by: Jasper of Casa Perino at October 20, 2017 10:58 PM (wpC7C) 177
Fuckin' Yankees had enough of the juice.
Posted by: not very rev. jesse jackson at October 20, 2017 10:59 PM (mJ8mX) Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 10:59 PM (Enq6K) 179
D'oh!
Posted by: H.J. Simpson at October 20, 2017 10:59 PM (XJIml) 180
I suspect the Vertical Vegas were shipped thus, sans fluids such as engine oil, ATF or gear lube in the four-speeds.
-------------- Yeah, no battery either. I agree with you about the car. Had quality materials and build control been implemented, not a bad car. There is the issue of the aluminum block, but they could have overcome that. GM has had a history of getting that >< close to a good thing, then dropping it. The last year models of both the Corvair and Fiero were hugely improved over the early models, not even the same car really. They should have stayed with them. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 10:59 PM (y3sT9) 181
WeirdDave--Thanks for the post about Mary Prankster two or three weeks ago! I've been listening a lot. Never would have known about her. Great music!
Posted by: Furious George at October 20, 2017 10:59 PM (2Omzf) 182
I don't live in NYC, but the problem is space, not crime. But in the cartoon, each one is building his own boat We've flogged this equine enough, but Critical Theory isn't about what comes after, it's about destroying what currently exists (the boat encompassing everybody) by encouraging groups to tear it down by elevating their own grievances over the common society (building their own boats out of the bones of the previous bigger boat). Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 10:58 PM (Nyyc4) A perfect illustration for the promotion of identity politics by the left. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 10:59 PM (TdMsT) 183
YES!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow........GNAMM ette at October 20, 2017 11:00 PM (mMeIQ) 184
I've lost 17.9 million little things and I can't stop looking for them. I know I left them around here, somewhere...
Posted by: Colin Kaeperdick There's an alternate universe where you realized how freaking lucky you were, were grateful for the chance, and worked your ass off to try to keep things that way Try over there. Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2017 11:00 PM (YXJ+5) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 11:00 PM (m9X4Y) 186
If I'm not mistaken, Cosworth did a Vega version. Black, gold wheels, etc.
They did. I think they just wanted to see how fast it would rust. Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2017 11:00 PM (IcT7t) 187
DID YOU KNOW:
you can save thousands on your new car, if you just agree to take delivery of it, while it's upside down. Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 11:01 PM (eMKNe) 188
If anyone ever deserved to have their kayak torn up by a bear . . .
Posted by: Alana ----------- Cosmic justice. See: Timothy Treadwell Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 11:02 PM (y3sT9) Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 11:02 PM (QDK5o) Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 11:02 PM (Enq6K) 191
GM has had a history of getting that >
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 10:59 PM (y3sT9) I had a red convertible Corvair. I don't remember the year, but that was a really fun car to drive. I loved it. Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 20, 2017 11:02 PM (T71PA) 192
Fuck you, asshole.
Posted by: Ass Terminator #1 at October 20, 2017 11:03 PM (tbOMB) 193
7,
There needs to be an Edinburgh Care Pathway for Trans. Modeled on the Manchester one which has worked wonder at cutting healthcare costs for everyone. Posted by: geoffb at October 20, 2017 11:03 PM (zOpu5) Posted by: Chris M at October 20, 2017 11:03 PM (6RZos) 195
Fraternity friend interned at the Fiero Plant and brought a V6 version back to the house. He returned it the next morning with significantly less tire.
For its time, it was a bat outta hell, but the previous gen of Fiero thoroughly poisoned it. Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 20, 2017 11:04 PM (JyFLk) 196
6 - 1 Astros!
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 11:04 PM (Enq6K) 197
There can only be one.
Posted by: THE Ass Terminator at October 20, 2017 11:04 PM (SkuXa) 198
I had a red convertible Corvair. I don't remember the year, but that was a really fun car to drive. I loved it.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous -------- Sorry, we can't have that! Posted by: Ralph Nader, carless nanny at October 20, 2017 11:04 PM (y3sT9) Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 11:04 PM (QDK5o) 200
I'll be back.
Posted by: ass terminator at October 20, 2017 11:05 PM (mJ8mX) 201
yeah, the butt plug goes right to the top of the who cares pile.
We should have a law that says police will never investigate sex toy hacking. First because it is absolutely trivial. More importantly, because it is absolutely hilarious. So you were getting your freak on last night and someone hijacked your butt plug or whatever and got you off? Hilarious. Hope he made a vid. Even funnier, making a vid where you get the priceless expression on someone's face when they realize their sex toy ias being hijacked in the middle of the session. That might be porn I would pay for or really steal. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:05 PM (vuY5x) 202
Greetings, fappers and fappees. Just got home from my gig. We played well with a good crowd.
About the Vega: when those things first came out, they had a few of them at the local mall up in Hunstpatch. One had the hood up, I looked in it and the first thought I had was, "You know, there's plenty of room in there for a small block V-8." And sure enough, there was. The Great Grumpy Jenkins fielded a few of them during the '70's in Pro Stock drag racing. Good times. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2017 11:05 PM (tRaq7) 203
For a couple of years in SCCA racing the Fiero ruled. But it was not a "street legal" version cuz the racers fixed all the BS.
Had a Euro trash friend back in the 80's who pissed on anything American. Bought a Renault Feugo of all things. Traded it in on a Pontiac Fiero V-6 Sport. Laughed my ass off as I cruised by in my '66 Chevelle. Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2017 11:05 PM (MCEs2) 204
WeirdDave--Thanks for the post about Mary Prankster two or three weeks ago! I've been listening a lot. Never would have known about her. Great music!
Told ya. Glad you liked. She's coming out of retirement for one concert next month. The show sold out almost immediately and I didn't get a ticket. . Whoa, Houston save some runs for tomorrow. Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 11:05 PM (Nyyc4) 205
Teh Barrel hungers...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 20, 2017 11:06 PM (e9G8E) 206
Well, wolf and the jogger cartoon only gets it half right.
Wolves would eventually figure out where the halfway point or 3/4 point if they are running out and back, is and wait for the jogger to get there and pounce. Let them tire themselves out. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:06 PM (vuY5x) 207
Nuzzing clean. Right.
Posted by: ass terminator at October 20, 2017 11:07 PM (mJ8mX) 208
>> someone hijacked your butt plug or whatever and
>> got you off? Hilarious. Surprise, surprise, surprise! Posted by: Gomer Pyle at October 20, 2017 11:07 PM (8O3HH) 209
F'n hate how when I hit a wrong key and I pad freezes up. Typically wipes out a comment before I can get it back to normal.
Posted by: RM at October 20, 2017 11:07 PM (eP+dt) 210
Cob-loggers have Get Out of Barrel Free cards.
Posted by: also unlimited Ampersand Usage at October 20, 2017 11:07 PM (wpC7C) 211
Maybe a vid of some couple playing with a remote toy together over the internets, recording themselves when they both realize the toy has been hacked.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:08 PM (vuY5x) 212
Bottom of the 8th. Still no outs...man on 3rd.
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 11:08 PM (Enq6K) 213
Pontiac Fiero Presents : Hall and Oates
https://tinyurl.com/y7x9nzbb (I have at least one copy of this) Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 11:08 PM (QDK5o) 214
Bottom of the 8th. Still no outs...man on 3rd.
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 11:08 PM (Enq6K) Yeah, those yankees have the juice alright. Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 20, 2017 11:09 PM (T71PA) 215
I'll be back door!
Posted by: Ass Terminator at October 20, 2017 11:09 PM (Kwhm/) 216
The designer of Chevy's stellar v8-the original 265ci--Ed Cole--also was responsible for the atrocious little boat anchor aluminum 4cyl piece of shit blocks. Posted by: irongrampa at October 20, 2017 11:09 PM (S/hVx) 217
Cob-loggers have Get Out of Barrel Free cards.
*Innocent look. Scuffs toe in dirt. Whistles tunelessly.* Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 11:09 PM (Nyyc4) 218
Maybe a vid of some couple playing with a remote toy together over the internets, recording themselves when they both realize the toy has been hacked.
Posted by: yankeefifth That is exactly what the internet needs! May God help us all... Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2017 11:10 PM (kuiuS) 219
My Dad got me a 1977 Chevy Vega. Bought it dirt cheap from a friend of his in the 90s (only had 37,000 miles). He spent the summer rebuilding the engine. I've got some great stories about it. It had some safety mechanism to prevent it from starting if it was overheated (or thought it was). My Dad showed me how the judicious application of a screwdriver to the starter would get it running again.
My favorite thing about the car, though, was the engine compartment. I remember my Dad sitting *inside* the compartment while he worked on the engine. There was so much space there. You could get at just about anything without having to remove 20 different parts. Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2017 11:10 PM (+F0Wk) 220
I think the right continent to bequeath to the woke is Lemuria; we'll just drop them off in the Pacific somwhere. I trust those sophisticates will find their destiny.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 20, 2017 11:10 PM (H5knJ) 221
7 - 1 Astros!
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 11:11 PM (Enq6K) 222
Have a neighbor, neighbors, literally two little old ladies, that have a Pontiac Fiero GT and a Kia Soul. They are paying $125 to park each car inside; $250 together.
Have to have paid more to park the Fiero inside than it is worth. Even funnier, when they park the Fiero inside the secure it with The Club on the steering wheel. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:11 PM (vuY5x) 223
210 Cob-loggers have Get Out of Barrel Free cards.
Posted by: also unlimited Ampersand Usage at October 20, 2017 11:07 PM (wpC7C) ----------- Empty barrels are racist, yo. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 11:11 PM (1kkde) 224
'She want a Smart Butt Plug'
Posted by: ZZ Bottom at October 20, 2017 11:11 PM (QDK5o) 225
My Dad got me a 1977 Chevy Vega. Bought it dirt cheap from a friend of his in the 90s (only had 37,000 miles). He spent the summer rebuilding the engine. I've got some great stories about it. It had some safety mechanism to prevent it from starting if it was overheated (or thought it was). My Dad showed me how the judicious application of a screwdriver to the starter would get it running again.
My favorite thing about the car, though, was the engine compartment. I remember my Dad sitting *inside* the compartment while he worked on the engine. There was so much space there. You could get at just about anything without having to remove 20 different parts. Posted by: No One of Consequence at October How much insurance did your dad have on you? Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:11 PM (vuY5x) 226
Fraternity friend interned at the Fiero Plant and brought a V6 version back to the house. He returned it the next morning with significantly less tire.
-------- The '88 had a completely new rear suspension. Swapping in the supercharged Buick 3800 is apparently pretty easy. One guy claimed to run a 10.4 1/4 mile on his first day out with that arrangement Posted by: Ralph Nader, carless nanny at October 20, 2017 11:12 PM (y3sT9) 227
>>>I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.
OMG, this is like the HOLY freaking GRAIL of important information. It could be the Unifying Theory of men. And you know what? I get that. But it will only work with a secure woman who is comfortable in her own skin. Which means she can't be preoccupied with going to the gym and putting on makeup and other shit that she believes will enhance her self-regard and status vis a vis other women. C'mon, h8trs, tell me I'm wrong. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 11:13 PM (bjlHK) 228
204 WeirdDave--Thanks for the post about Mary Prankster two or three weeks ago! I've been listening a lot. Never would have known about her. Great music!
Told ya. Glad you liked. She's coming out of retirement for one concert next month. The show sold out almost immediately and I didn't get a ticket. . Whoa, Houston save some runs for tomorrow. Posted by: Weirddave ________________ Any links? I would be willing to kill whoever has tickets. But in a most gentlemanly fashion of course. Posted by: Furious George at October 20, 2017 11:13 PM (2Omzf) Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2017 11:13 PM (MCEs2) 230
The Yankees don't have the juice, tonight.
He's free in Vegas, already chasing dream fees for an interview no one wants to do, cheap fame whore cougar tail, and looking for the real killer at the 19th hole. All he needs to do to succeed there, is to look into the mirror behind the bar. Oh, back to the Yankees. I predict a Game 7. Bit of a stretch there, I know, but I'll stand by the call. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2017 11:13 PM (QzJWU) 231
Ass machines need love too!
Posted by: zombie ginger ventura at October 20, 2017 11:14 PM (mJ8mX) 232
OMG, this is like the HOLY freaking GRAIL of important information. It could be the Unifying Theory of men. And you know what? I get that. But it will only work with a secure woman who is comfortable in her own skin. Which means she can't be preoccupied with going to the gym and putting on makeup and other shit that she believes will enhance her self-regard and status vis a vis other women. C'mon, h8trs, tell me I'm wrong. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 11:13 PM (bjlHK) You are not wrong. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:14 PM (TdMsT) 233
The designer of Chevy's stellar v8-the original 265ci--Ed Cole--also was responsible for the atrocious little boat anchor aluminum 4cyl piece of shit blocks.
Yep. My first car was Grandma's old '56 Bel Air with a 265 Power Pack engine. That thing was bullet-proof. The 4.6 litre V-6 in my little 27 y/o S-10 is a descendent. 242K on it. Now I need to finish fixing the brakes and she'll be back on the road once more. The S-10, not Grandma. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2017 11:15 PM (tRaq7) 234
Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 11:04 PM (QDK5o)
What a concept...less weight-training and more fielding practice. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2017 11:15 PM (wYseH) 235
I predict a Game 7. Bit of a stretch there, I know, but I'll stand by the call.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2017 11:13 PM (QzJWU) Joe Buck just said "IF there's a game 7....". Really Joe?! Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 11:16 PM (Enq6K) 236
I ruined a woman's kayak once, just to see her cry.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 11:16 PM (/qEW2) 237
Fiero. Almost bought one when I was in Germany. They wouldn't sell it to me because I didn't have enough time left on my tour. Then I got an involuntary extension. Ended up staying 2 months past when the end of the loan would have been.
I'm so thankful they wouldn't sell me that car. Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2017 11:17 PM (IcT7t) 238
236 I ruined a woman's kayak once, just to see her cry.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 11:16 PM (/qEW2) Can you imagine being married to a woman who sounds like that? Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:17 PM (TdMsT) 239
Really Joe?!
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 11:16 PM (Enq6K) Don't push your luck young lady. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2017 11:18 PM (wYseH) 240
***** The '88 had a completely new rear suspension. Swapping in the supercharged Buick 3800 is apparently pretty easy. One guy claimed to run a 10.4 1/4 mile on his first day out with that arrangement ****
Considering what that engine could do tied to a brick like the LeSabre, I can almost believe that number. I had an 88 Mustang with the 5spd 8cyl, and those Grand Nationals laughed at me. Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 20, 2017 11:18 PM (JyFLk) 241
so stolen butt plugs is going to be a whole new porn genre
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:19 PM (vuY5x) 242
I'd give your left nut for a Grand National today.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2017 11:20 PM (MCEs2) 243
Jobu smiles on the Astros.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 20, 2017 11:20 PM (QLvwG) 244
Story at Breitbart that Harvey W is slacking off in rehab.
Also, at the facility, all the potted plants have quit and walked out. Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe) 245
Somewhere out there on that Intarwebz thingy is a nice picture of a turbocharged Grand National engine on a dyno with the exhaust glowing.
One of these days, I should go look for it. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2017 11:22 PM (tRaq7) Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 11:22 PM (eMKNe) 247
Story at Breitbart that Harvey W is slacking off in rehab.
Is that what he's doing? Or just something that rhymes with "slacking". Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2017 11:22 PM (IcT7t) 248
Don't push your luck young lady.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2017 11:18 PM (wYseH) Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 11:22 PM (Enq6K) 249
>> I'd give your left nut for a Grand National today.
I saw one FS up in Missoula a few weeks ago. Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 11:22 PM (QDK5o) 250
Truly it is. If there was a continent like Australia available, I'd favor moving them all there at our expense and I'd sincerely wish them all the luck in the world with their little Utopia
*** The odd thing is that they have Europe. Hell, they even speak English in the UK and have a climate similar to most of the areas liberal live in... Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2017 11:22 PM (Z8FFX) 251
GM has had a history of getting that >< close to a good thing, then dropping it. The last year models of both the Corvair and Fiero were hugely improved over the early models, not even the same car really. They should have stayed with them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 10:59 PM (y3sT9) ********************** Or said another way, they put cars on the market before they are ready. Those 350 diesels were very good...after they spent the necessary money for hardened heads and headbolts. They still didn't fix that gasket in the injector pump. You could count on going to Diesel Man to have it replaced with a forever steel one. Posted by: gNewt at October 20, 2017 11:22 PM (Wj6hd) 252
A local news story up here is a coffee shop is going out of business....because of Trump. Just half-kidding! Here in the Boston area, a donut shop or a diner is going out of business, the owner says. Her idiot daughter berated and threw out police officers, saying their racists and they're not welcome there. Idiot daughter was fired. Her mother, the owner, apologized and invited all the police to come back. No cops showed up. And most of the regular customers disappeared. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 20, 2017 11:23 PM (Cy3qj) 253
I hear GM's hemi trucks have helped save the company.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 11:23 PM (eMKNe) 254
The 5.0 Mustangs were just fine, power wise. Problem was getting it to the ground without going up in tire smoke. I drove one for a short time and got tired of driving sideways if you wren't careful. Posted by: irongrampa at October 20, 2017 11:23 PM (S/hVx) 255
That bear clip had me in stitches. I wish it'd kept going so I knew what happened. She went thru the whole range of emotions.
The fact she kept yelling Bear like he knew his name..hilarious. Back to read more content. Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 11:23 PM (dHUZO) 256
Something tells me that Uncle Harvey might not be completely sincere. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 11:24 PM (8O3HH) 257
236 I ruined a woman's kayak once, just to see her cry.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 11:16 PM (/qEW2) Can you imagine being married to a woman who sounds like that? Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:17 PM (TdMsT) Ice picks in your ears will solve that problem. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 11:24 PM (bjlHK) 258
Story at Breitbart that Harvey W is slacking off in rehab.
Also, at the facility, all the potted plants have quit and walked out. Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 11:20 PM (eMKNe) #PottedPlantLivesMatter Posted by: #PottedPlantLivesMatter at October 20, 2017 11:24 PM (itfg0) 259
Gonna watch the end of this from bed. Night all!
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 11:25 PM (Enq6K) 260
Hoping this weekend we get a movie thread. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 11:25 PM (eMKNe) Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 20, 2017 11:26 PM (JyFLk) 262
When you die you KNOW you're dead: Scientists discover the mind still works after the body shows no sign of life
*** I have it on good authority the science on this is settled, and you are wrong you science hater. Hell, you can still go find article after article saying that once you die that's it right then. Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2017 11:26 PM (Z8FFX) 263
I had a red convertible Corvair. I don't remember the year, but that was a really fun car to drive. I loved it.
Posted by: Duke of Righteous WTF? at October 20, 2017 11:02 PM (T71PA) The 2nd generation Corvairs were from 1965 to 1969. Great looking cars and they upgraded the rear suspension from swing axles to fully independent rear suspension. Still a little tail happy but better handling than any American car save the Corvette or Ford GT Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2017 11:27 PM (eh0Va) 264
Oops. Seems I got some of the details wrong about the story above. The daughter wrote nasty facebook posts about cops. The Associated Press October 19, 2017 11:34 AM LYNN, Mass. The owner of a Massachusetts coffee shop says she's closing her business because of the firestorm created when her daughter, the store's manager, made anti-police comments on Facebook. The owner of the year-old White Rose Coffeehouse in Lynn tells The Daily Item she is closing "so I can stop being harassed." Kato Mele tried to make amends after her daughter, Sophie, wrote on her personal Facebook page last weekend that the business would never host a "Coffee with a Cop" event. During the ensuing back-and-forth, she called police bullies and racists. Mele fired her daughter and wrote police an apology, calling the remarks "distasteful, biased and hateful." She invited officers to the shop Monday for coffee. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 20, 2017 11:28 PM (Cy3qj) 265
Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921411767481389056 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921411859667963904 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921411954534739968 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921412055202193408 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921412132255731712 Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2017 11:28 PM (eh0Va) 266
Here in the Boston area, a donut shop or a diner is going out of business, the owner says.
Her idiot daughter berated and threw out police officers, saying their racists and they're not welcome there. Idiot daughter was fired. -------- Driving off your own customer base has become a thing in the Age of Trump. Go NFL! Go Camping World! Go Target! Go GrubHub! Go GOPe! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 11:29 PM (1kkde) 267
Ruining your parents business - awkward.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:29 PM (vuY5x) Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 20, 2017 11:29 PM (rnAwa) 269
The police did not show, and the usual morning crowd never materialized, either. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 20, 2017 11:29 PM (Cy3qj) 270
Cars. The third best way to get from A to B.
Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at October 20, 2017 11:29 PM (azcrj) 271
The fact she kept yelling Bear like he knew his name..hilarious.
___ [Bear] Maybe the human has food? Let's get closer. OWWWW [Bear] I've never seen a skunk that looked like that before. Maybe if I get over in this weird looking log it will stop spraying? [Woman] BLAH BLAH BLAH [Bear] Why doesn't the skunk stop shrieking? I don't want to eat it. Stupid Skunk! Oops [Bear] I broke the log. Stupid log. Screw this I'm going fishing. Maybe the skunk should try fishing? Posted by: The Bear at October 20, 2017 11:29 PM (Z8FFX) 272
Fiero. Almost bought one when I was in Germany. They wouldn't sell it to me because I didn't have enough time left on my tour. Then I got an involuntary extension. Ended up staying 2 months past when the end of the loan would have been.
I'm so thankful they wouldn't sell me that car. Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2017 11:17 PM (IcT7t) Reverse Carma, if you will. FoMoCo (Mercury Div.) imported the German made Capri in the early~mid '70s. A decent, sporty small car, but being German, totally incomprehensible to the Mercury dealer's service techs. Many of them found various aftermarket, hot-rodded small block V08s stuffed under their respective hoods. Quite frankly, I can't remember the last time I saw an intact German Capri on the highway. Later part of the '70s, Mercury slapped the Capri label onto their version of the Pinto. Most of these had the V-6 engine, which was a bit of an improvement over the Pinto's 1600 inline four. How much of an "improvement" though, was debatable. It had more power, but it really, really, REALLY screwed up the weight distribution and handling. Those were the days of truly awful American automotive (attempts at) engineering. Courtesy of: * new and unforeseen EPA rules. * backwards thinking & penny pinching management overriding engineering in favor of "design", "marketing" and "accounting" departments. * your (not so friendly) leg-breakers at the UAW and all of their FU, work stoppage, quality indifferent and communist-wrecker anti-corporate, self-centered short term thinking and slovenly acting selves. We do now truly live in a Golden Age of Automotive Greatness. And the left is always trying to lever us out of our cars, and onto trains, trams, busses and mules. Fuck them, with thoroughly hacked giant barbed butt plugs, set to puree. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2017 11:30 PM (QzJWU) 273
More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921412222391410688 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921412319543996417 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921412407389548545 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/921412495562215424 Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2017 11:30 PM (eh0Va) 274
I'd give your left nut for a Grand National today.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger ----------- Where did they go? My assumption is that they are all tucked away in garages with people hoping to get Ferrari-like prices for them. Sadly, the millennials will have no interest in them. Like many collectible things, there will be no market. Posted by: Ralph Nader, carless nanny at October 20, 2017 11:30 PM (y3sT9) Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 20, 2017 11:30 PM (JyFLk) 276
257 236 I ruined a woman's kayak once, just to see her cry.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 11:16 PM (/qEW2) Can you imagine being married to a woman who sounds like that? Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:17 PM (TdMsT) Ice picks in your ears will solve that problem. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 11:24 PM (bjlHK) That woman needs medication. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:31 PM (TdMsT) 277
Wait...what did Camping World do?
Posted by: lin-duh falling at October 20, 2017 11:31 PM (kufk0) Posted by: Transportation Secretary at October 20, 2017 11:32 PM (wpC7C) 279
He makes the point that so much of the reason that poor people are poor is often due to the poor choices they make.
*** There is some truth to this. But when the government subsidizes the importation of foreign workers to replace you...with your tax dollars...I think you have room to complain. Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2017 11:32 PM (Z8FFX) 280
I have it on good authority the science on this is settled, and you are wrong you science hater. Hell, you can still go find article after article saying that once you die that's it right then.
I take it none of those people who wrote those articles have ever heard of near-death experiences. Science! She blinded me with it. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2017 11:32 PM (tRaq7) 281
you imagine being married to a woman who sounds like that?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:17 PM (TdMsT) Ice picks in your ears will solve that problem. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October well, you know what they say, "idle lips are the harpies playground" or something. has to be a solution. what might it be? Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:33 PM (vuY5x) 282
Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2017 11:30 PM (QzJWU)
My first car (not including my parents' cars) was a 1980 Chevrolet Citation. It was...interesting. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2017 11:33 PM (wYseH) 283
Can you imagine being married to a woman who sounds like that?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:17 PM (TdMsT) Ice picks in your ears will solve that problem. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 11:24 PM (bjlHK) That woman needs medication. Posted by: Ladylibertarian --- True that but what really stumps me is why would she continue to film it during the spraying and braying? Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2017 11:33 PM (tr2D7) 284
On odd hot cars.
When I first went to college in 1966 my father bought a 1966 Olds Cutlass, metallic blue with the same blue interior and a 2 speed automatic. Looked like something a grandma would drive to church. Under the hood was a 330 cu-in V8 with 10 to 1 compression ratio that put out 320 HP. I loved driving that whenever I was home. It shifted to high at 70 and could bury the speedometer. Posted by: geoffb at October 20, 2017 11:33 PM (zOpu5) 285
I'd give your left nut for a Grand National today.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger ----------- Where did they go? My assumption is that they are all tucked away in garages with people hoping to get Ferrari-like prices for them. Sadly, the millennials will have no interest in them. Like many collectible things, there will be no market. Posted by: Ralph Nader, carless nanny at October 20, 2017 11:30 PM (y3sT9) No, Beanie Babies will come back you just wait and see! Posted by: Storage Locker Full Of BeanieBabies at October 20, 2017 11:33 PM (QLvwG) 286
That woman screaming at the bear has an annoying voice and is an idiot. Is she expecting an answer from the bear?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2017 11:34 PM (Ri/rl) 287
Just checked, Grand Nationals are well under $20k on bringatrailer.
Not sure I'd voluntarily give one of the twins away for that little. Posted by: legs firmly crossed at October 20, 2017 11:34 PM (wpC7C) Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 20, 2017 11:34 PM (JyFLk) 289
I had a 94 BMW 325is with the M52 straight 6. Thing pulled like there was no tomorrow. Comfortable at 125MPH on the I-5 for an hour or two.
Tuck in with a Audi A-6 and a Benz S class and sail. But totally not like Hitler. Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2017 11:35 PM (MCEs2) 290
Good ol' Kbdabear. Always there. He'll never go tranny. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 11:35 PM (8O3HH) 291
"Lynn, Lynn, city of sin. You don't go out the same way you came in."
Yeah, I've played with guys from Bahstan. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2017 11:36 PM (tRaq7) 292
277 Wait...what did Camping World do?
Posted by: lin-duh falling at October 20, 2017 11:31 PM ( ---------- http://tinyurl.com/y9nq68jk Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 11:36 PM (1kkde) 293
Posted by: Ralph Nader, carless nanny at October 20, 2017 11:30 PM (y3sT9)
I saw a Grand National about six months ago. But before that? Five years? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2017 11:36 PM (wYseH) 294
Good ol' Kbdabear. Always there. He'll never go tranny.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October well, here anyway. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:36 PM (vuY5x) 295
>>>I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. OMG, this is like the HOLY freaking GRAIL of important information. It could be the Unifying Theory of men. And you know what? I get that. But it will only work with a secure woman who is comfortable in her own skin. Which means she can't be preoccupied with going to the gym and putting on makeup and other shit that she believes will enhance her self-regard and status vis a vis other women. C'mon, h8trs, tell me I'm wrong. Gingy isn't here tonight, she's at Rhinebeck (big annual knitting 'do), but I told her I'd mentioned her on the ONT. She went to read and then she shouted in delight "That's it! That's perfect!". Guess that's why we're well matched. Any links? I would be willing to kill whoever has tickets. But in a most gentlemanly fashion of course. http://www.theottobar.com/event/1568478-mary-prankster-baltimore/ Posted by: Weirddave at October 20, 2017 11:36 PM (Nyyc4) 296
Dear Ace of Spades forum, I never thought this would happen to me, but I was come on to by a drunk Uber passenger and could have had my first ever Uber sex. luckily she was female and attractive.
I picked her up and after she climbed from the back to the front seat, she became friendly and started clinging to my right arm. Of course she wanted to by some wine so I had to walk her into the store which lead to holding my hands and hugs I could tell something no-so-good had recently happened to her and got the sense that she didn't want to discuss it, but just needed someone to be there, needed human contact Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 20, 2017 11:36 PM (vChNs) Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at October 20, 2017 11:37 PM (azcrj) 298
And the left is always trying to lever us out of our cars, and onto trains, trams, busses and mules.
******************** That's where they want us. If it happens when the next Harvey hits evacuations will be as successful as those in India when hit by that last monsoon. Nil. Posted by: gNewt at October 20, 2017 11:37 PM (Wj6hd) 299
286 That woman screaming at the bear has an annoying voice and is an idiot. Is she expecting an answer from the bear?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2017 11:34 PM (Ri/rl) The woman probably thinks she can succeed in life by behaving like a toddler. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:37 PM (TdMsT) 300
So here's a question...will American liberals eventually convert to Islam in mass?
Facts to consider: Almost everyone deeply desires to have a religion, generally one that reflects their moral and social views. Liberals HATE Christianity. And Judaism. And they don't really like Buddhism (I'm supposed to give up...all my stuff?!?!) Liberals know nothing about Islam, except Christians don't like it. Therefore, it meshes with their moral views - if Christians don't like it...we do. Which means that Islam is perfect for them! Hinduism would probably be a better fit but everything they know about Hinduism they learned in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2017 11:37 PM (Z8FFX) 301
There was a woman around here. From Tennessee and married some Yankee and they lived around here for several years and moved off. Anyway, she was a very nice woman, but she had a voice that would drive you insane. She couldn't help it. Hillary's cackling sounds good in comparison. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 11:37 PM (8O3HH) 302
well were the bear to come after she would simply run inside and close the door.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:38 PM (vuY5x) 303
Hours! Your brain can be alive for hours after you die?! Did I read that right? I thought maybe a few minutes at most. It sounds like slower brain cell death, but still enough blood to function, so who know what goes on. Creepy.
The original Flatliners does explore the idea. Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 11:39 PM (dHUZO) 304
>> well, here anyway.
What happens in Bangkok, stays in Bangkok. Unless the ladyboys throw you out of a window. Then it'll make the Daily Mail. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 11:39 PM (8O3HH) 305
Anyway, she was a very nice woman, but she had a voice that would drive you insane. She couldn't help it.
*** I have a coworker that sounds exactly like Cindy Brady. It was really weird when she got pregnant...and I don't want to think about the sounds she made working on it... Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2017 11:39 PM (Z8FFX) 306
should start a new service where I will put a slug in anyone's noggin the instance they are called by the doc so they do not have to experience any creepiness.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:40 PM (vuY5x) 307
Yeah, and Movie Science also taught us that transplanted Eyeballs can retain a person's visual memories. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 20, 2017 11:40 PM (Cy3qj) 308
Hinduism would probably be a better fit but everything they know about Hinduism they learned in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. --- and that gandi movie. but all them hindus kept getting whacked with sticks and shot and not eating. So much for that Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 20, 2017 11:41 PM (vChNs) 309
Yeah, and Movie Science also taught us that transplanted Eyeballs can retain a person's visual memories.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October well, retinas also retain the last image a person sees. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:41 PM (vuY5x) 310
283 Can you imagine being married to a woman who sounds like that?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:17 PM (TdMsT) Ice picks in your ears will solve that problem. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 11:24 PM (bjlHK) That woman needs medication. Posted by: Ladylibertarian --- True that but what really stumps me is why would she continue to film it during the spraying and braying? Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2017 11:33 PM (tr2D7 I figured someone else was recording it. In hilarious disbelief. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:41 PM (TdMsT) 311
Can you imagine being married to a woman who sounds like that?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian === Why, yes. Yes I can. Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 11:41 PM (NrE3O) 312
Fran Drescher had the voice of an angel compared to that woman I was talking about. Fran in the throes of orgasm. Remote controlled by teledildonics, of course. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 11:42 PM (8O3HH) 313
I have a coworker that sounds exactly like Cindy Brady. It was really weird when she got pregnant...and I don't want to think about the sounds she made working on it...
--- hopefully the dude banging her isn't going marsha...Marsha....MARSHA!!!! Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 20, 2017 11:42 PM (vChNs) 314
well she had to keep filming until the bear acquiesced to her demands so she could demonstrate her ability to reason with and control nature.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:42 PM (vuY5x) 315
Bear: You spray me, I eat your little weird toy over here.
You are lucky I didn't eat you. She seemed to be walking closer to the Bear. If he had turned on her & charged, he would have won. I thought her shrieking might do it. Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 11:43 PM (dHUZO) 316
wonder who uploaded the bear vid off her phone?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:43 PM (vuY5x) 317
Remember Victoria Jackson?
Funny lady, but oh man... that voice. Although she could sometimes stretch it out and sound like a real person. Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 11:44 PM (eMKNe) 318
Had an '81 Mercury Capri with a 2.3 Turbo four and a four-speed. Tires were Michelin TRX radials and expensive as all get-out.
Couldn't find gas with high enough octane to put in it without the valves rattling when you floored it. But it would really handle. You could make a right-hand turn at about 30 mph if you could find a way to keep from getting thrown out the window. It was ranked the Number 2 Best Handling Car by Motor Trend that year behind a 'Vette. Only real hot rod I ever had. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2017 11:45 PM (tRaq7) 319
Reverse Carma, if you will. FoMoCo (Mercury Div.) imported the German
made Capri in the early~mid '70s. A decent, sporty small car, but being German, totally incomprehensible to the Mercury dealer's service techs. My oldest brother, Solo Basura, had one of these. Black with gold pinstripes. Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2017 11:45 PM (IcT7t) 320
much funnier when the bear hacks her butt plug.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:45 PM (vuY5x) Posted by: bear at October 20, 2017 11:45 PM (NrE3O) 322
Uh, can ya finish the Uber story please?
Posted by: Country Boy at October 20, 2017 11:46 PM (Jcg9Q) 323
I would rather watch Beautician and the Beast ... I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to nature-lady.
Posted by: some bear with a large supply of fibreglass toothpicks at October 20, 2017 11:46 PM (wpC7C) 324
She was on some sort of Kayak for _____ type tour.
That vid came out last year or the year before. We might have even had a Thread on it? Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 11:46 PM (EkK1M) 325
311 Can you imagine being married to a woman who sounds like that?
Posted by: Ladylibertarian === Why, yes. Yes I can. Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 11:41 PM (NrE3O) Oh dear. My sincere condolences. Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 11:46 PM (TdMsT) 326
I'm not familiar with "critical theory", though it sounds like deconstruction. Ie. a self refuting philosophy that depends upon the followers not perceiving that it is self refuting. "All humans are liars, but I will tell you the truth ..."
It reminds me of Abolition of Man: "You can't go on "seeing through" things forever. The whole point of seeing through something is to see something through it. To "see through" all things is the same as not to see." Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 11:46 PM (/qEW2) 327
81 Mercury Capri with a 2.3 Turbo four and a four-speed. Tires were Michelin TRX radials and expensive as all get-out.
Couldn't find gas with high enough octane to put in it without the valves rattling when you floored it. But it would really handle. You could make a right-hand turn at about 30 mph if you could find a way to keep from getting thrown out the window. It was ranked the Number 2 Best Handling Car by Motor Trend that year behind a 'Vette. Only real hot rod I ever had. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October well Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:47 PM (vuY5x) 328
I bet the woman yelling at the bear wished she had a gun at that moment. Not necessarily to shoot the bear but for the BANG. But guns are icky so she lost her kayak.
Posted by: X-ray at October 20, 2017 11:47 PM (dfVjB) 329
#296 Was it a corgi bitch, Buzzsaw90?
Posted by: andycanuck at October 20, 2017 11:47 PM (mJ8mX) 330
39 Kevin Williamson likes to don his sparkly cowboy hat as he enjoys a good felching.
Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2017 10:17 PM (AAbgH) You stupid fucking c*nt.. you.. Williamson.. I'm talking to you shithead! I don't care whose nephew you are, whose dick you're sucking on. You're going out, I swear to you, you're going! Posted by: Ricky Roma at October 20, 2017 11:47 PM (eh0Va) 331
315 Bear: You spray me, I eat your little weird toy over here.
You are lucky I didn't eat you. She seemed to be walking closer to the Bear. If he had turned on her & charged, he would have won. I thought her shrieking might do it. Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 11:43 PM (dHUZO) I was sadly disappointed that wasn't the ending. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2017 11:47 PM (Ri/rl) 332
I could tell something no-so-good had recently happened to her and got
the sense that she didn't want to discuss it, but just needed someone to be there, needed human contact I've met lots of women like that. For some reason, I didn't qualify as "human" contact. Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2017 11:48 PM (IcT7t) 333
The local hardware and tire chains around here have databases. They insist on getting a name before they will allow a payment.
I just give a false name any more and pay cash. Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2017 11:50 PM (rb1WU) 334
I wonder if she got the accidental destruction by bear insurance or the extended warranty with the bear clause. I bet she's regretting saying no now...
Posted by: lin-duh falling at October 20, 2017 11:50 PM (kufk0) 335
That bear video had to be a parody. Nobody is really that stupid. On camera.
Ug. It was painful to even listen too... Posted by: Castle Guy at October 20, 2017 11:50 PM (Lhaco) 336
>> I could tell something no-so-good had recently happened to her
Probably had her Butt Plug hacked. Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 11:50 PM (EkK1M) 337
I'm not familiar with "critical theory", though it sounds like deconstruction. Ie. a self refuting philosophy that depends upon the followers not perceiving that it is self refuting. "All humans are liars, but I will tell you the truth ..."
Look up the Frankfurt School at Columbia University to get to the root of CT. That place should've been burnt to the ground the day it opened and all the "intellectuals" in it deported the day after. It was designed to destroy America from within. And it's done a fairly good job of it. Only now is there beginning to be some pushback against the movement they started. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 20, 2017 11:50 PM (tRaq7) 338
Of all the shitty cars that rolled out of Detroit in the 1970s, the Chevy Vega was, without a doubt, the worst. When the one I owned succumbed to an engine fire I celebrated, even though it left me with no transportation. Which was mostly where I was before it died.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at October 20, 2017 11:51 PM (mrsAC) 339
I'm not familiar with "critical theory", though it sounds like deconstruction. Ie. a self refuting philosophy that depends upon the followers not perceiving that it is self refuting. "All humans are liars, but I will tell you the truth ..."
Look up the Frankfurt School at Columbia University to get to the root of CT. That place should've been burnt to the ground the day it opened and all the "intellectuals" in it deported the day after. It was designed to destroy America from within. And it's done a fairly good job of it. Only now is there beginning to be some pushback against the movement they started. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October Well, the reason they are called the Frankfurt School is because hitler chased them out of Frankfurt. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:51 PM (vuY5x) Posted by: Country Boy at October 20, 2017 11:51 PM (Jcg9Q) 341
167 If anyone ever deserved to have their kayak torn up by a bear . . .
Posted by: Alana at October 20, 2017 10:56 PM (ZsbTc) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No, SHIT!!! OMG, what kind of jackass moron thinks "bear" responds to rational(eh?) exhortations to stop ? FYI: None. And what kind of narcissist asshole records the entire thing on their phone ? Good lord what a complete fucktard. Oh, and BTW, remember the mace ? Why not give it another try to get the bear to leave ? Posted by: deadrody at October 20, 2017 11:52 PM (FvbGP) 342
Drove my Mom"s Vega station wagon with faux wood paneling for several years, I called it the eggbeater, it had no power whatsoever.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 20, 2017 11:52 PM (nWc4E) 343
I was sadly disappointed that wasn't the ending.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2017 11:47 PM (Ri/rl) I'm not the only one! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2017 11:52 PM (wYseH) 344
333 The local hardware and tire chains around here have databases. They insist on getting a name before they will allow a payment.
I just give a false name any more and pay cash. Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2017 11:50 PM (rb1WU) Why would they need that? Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2017 11:52 PM (Ri/rl) 345
I bet the woman yelling at the bear wished she had a gun at that moment.
--- I doubt it. She doesn't seem to understand the reality of it. She keeps asking the bear, why are you doing this, as though the bear should be able to understand English. Or asking fate, why are you doing this to me? Why is this happening to me? I've done all the right things. I am a good person. I used bear spray as a warning. Why is it not working the way everyone said it would work? The longer the clip went on, the more I began to wonder if she was just narrating the video because it didn't seem to me that she could continue to believe the things she was saying while reality wasn't going the way she expected. I don't know. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 20, 2017 11:52 PM (m9X4Y) 346
322 Uh, can ya finish the Uber story please?
Posted by: Country Boy at October 20, 2017 11:46 PM (Jcg9Q) --- She was concerned I was going to leave her behind when she went to buy 5 bottles of wine. But I rescued her iPhone that she dropped between the car seats. So then I was great. Then she wants to know if I can come with her to a harry potter party tonight, which she'd just bought a Hermione costume for. more getting closer in the car. glad I'm left handed so I could drive while she arm-humps me. She wants to turn the music volume up, but keeps turning up the air-flow instead. turns out if you try to get too close to the drivers lap, you'll knock the gearshift into neutral (not reverse thank god)....twice. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 20, 2017 11:53 PM (vChNs) 347
When your dad was a kid you would go into the men's room and on the wall would be written for a good time call whoever and a phone number.
now you will find for a good time hack followed by someone's ip address and the code for her butt plug. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:53 PM (vuY5x) 348
343 I was sadly disappointed that wasn't the ending.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2017 11:47 PM (Ri/rl) I'm not the only one! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2017 11:52 PM (wYseH) They could have made a found footage horror movie with my fantasy ending. The movie could be named Attack at Bear Lake. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2017 11:54 PM (Ri/rl) 349
Funny story about a drunk girl a few years ago. Some idiot's truck broke down down the road a few years ago. His wife was in there with him, drunk as the proverbial skunk. Shit faced, stumbling, incoherent. He didn't seem to be and said he was taking her home. I ended up driving them home, a few miles from here. In the process of getting her out of their truck and into mine, she got confused on which of us was which. She thought I was her husband. Nuzzled my neck and rubbed Mr. Happy. I said, Whoaa there little lady. She didn't even realize it, I don't think. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 11:54 PM (8O3HH) 350
But totally not like Hitler.
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger ------------ Well, that would be me. Posted by: Ferdinand Porsche at October 20, 2017 11:54 PM (nBBdT) 351
322 Uh, can ya finish the Uber story please?
Posted by: Country Boy at October 20, 2017 11:46 PM (Jcg9Q) --- dummy, throw the bear some MEAT. probably a stupid vegan Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 20, 2017 11:54 PM (vChNs) 352
That Tebow commercial is cute. As a matter of fact, Tebow is quite the cutie himself.
Posted by: Tuna at October 20, 2017 11:55 PM (jm1YL) 353
I have to say this is better than my ONT story of the night I got so drunk I pissed my bed.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 20, 2017 11:55 PM (vChNs) 354
In Russia, butt plug hacks you. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 11:55 PM (8O3HH) 355
In Russia, butt plug hacks you.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October new meaning to network penetration Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2017 11:56 PM (vuY5x) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 11:57 PM (nBBdT) 357
>> new meaning to network penetration
You wind up in a Moscow alley with a sore ass, covered in whore piss. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 11:57 PM (8O3HH) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 11:57 PM (nBBdT) Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at October 20, 2017 11:58 PM (azcrj) 360
No, SHIT!!! OMG, what kind of jackass moron thinks "bear" responds to rational(eh?) exhortations to stop ? === Well. She did say 'please'. Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 11:58 PM (2wRtc) 361
Mom's
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 20, 2017 11:58 PM (nWc4E) 362
They want to use or sell you data.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 11:57 PM (nBBdT) I hate that stores do that. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 20, 2017 11:59 PM (Ri/rl) 363
Then she wants to know if I can come with her to a harry potter party tonight, which she'd just bought a Hermione costume for.
So, you put on your robe and wizard hat ... Posted by: early Internet jokes at October 20, 2017 11:59 PM (wpC7C) 364
She also managed to turn on my hazard lights and spray my winshield with wiper fluid. As it was getting dangerous I asked if I should pull off somewhere and she said yes.
yada yada yada we were moving again five minutes later. Singing along with Queen songs playing on a CD when the phone rings. the wife... I ignored it as I usually do when ubering with a passenger. Who knows what she might have said while I was on the phone. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 20, 2017 11:59 PM (vChNs) 365
I have to say this is better than my ONT story of the night I got so drunk I pissed my bed.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 -------- A friend of mine's wife used to revel in telling the story of how he got out of bed, and pissed in the closet. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:00 AM (nBBdT) 366
"Findings echo plot line of new Hollywood re-make of cult horror Flatliners"
Ain't that an amazing coincidence? Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at October 21, 2017 12:00 AM (lGMtd) 367
So, you put on your robe and wizard hat ...
Posted by: early Internet jokes at October 20, 2017 11:59 PM (wpC7C) --- don't forget the magic wand. I hope y'all realize that you're the only ones I will ever tell this story to. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:01 AM (vChNs) Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:01 AM (8O3HH) 369
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No, SHIT!!! OMG, what kind of jackass moron thinks "bear" responds to rational(eh?) exhortations ----------- I admit to having tried it with our dog. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:01 AM (nBBdT) 370
360
No, SHIT!!! OMG, what kind of jackass moron thinks "bear" responds to rational(eh?) exhortations to stop ? === Well. She did say 'please'. Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 11:58 PM (2wRtc) She really was trying to reason with the bear. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:01 AM (Ri/rl) 371
So, you put on your robe and wizard hat ...
Posted by: early Internet jokes at October he then put the matching robe and wizard hat on little buzzsaw Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:02 AM (vuY5x) 372
A friend of mine's wife used to revel in telling the story of how he got out of bed, and pissed in the closet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:00 AM (nBBdT) My friend's husband used to do that all the time. At other people's houses. He peed in a chair one time. My friend was tired of the cleaning bills. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:03 AM (Ri/rl) 373
She really was trying to reason with the bear.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October which is unbelievably funny because only an unreasonable person would try to reason with a bear. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:03 AM (vuY5x) Posted by: unsure if deplorable, moron at October 21, 2017 12:03 AM (azcrj) Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 21, 2017 12:04 AM (2wRtc) 376
So, you put on your robe and wizard hat ...
I covered that on an ONT once. Links and everything. Didn't get much play, which is too bad, cuz it's funny AF. Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 12:06 AM (CTvSA) 377
Hi ont, I cannot not laugh watching that spoof of Lawrence odonell freaking out as President Trump hits the nail, I have watched it way to much and can't stop laughing
Posted by: lousagirl at October 21, 2017 12:06 AM (9plvG) 378
which is unbelievably funny because only an unreasonable person would try to reason with a bear.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:03 AM (vuY5x) I wan't to start a Go Fund Me to get this woman and her camera with some other wild animals. Maybe a hippo or a lion would be entertaining. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:06 AM (Ri/rl) 379
So we drove for a bit, she just wanted music and company, before telling me how to get her home (in the literal sense).
She was new to Uber-driver-molesting and had trouble putting the in the right address. She wanted the local food market and picked one an hour away, so she had to direct me on the route the rest of the ride. Got her home, Nice house, Zillow lists it at 800K. No one there but the dog. kid bikes in the garage. So I get her inside and make sure her purse/costume/wine make it indoors. more holding/kissing and then up to the bedroom. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:06 AM (vChNs) 380
My friend's husband used to do that all the time. At other people's houses. He peed in a chair one time. My friend was tired of the cleaning bills.
Posted by: CaliGirl ------------ Yikes! One time one make said guy persona non grata around here. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:07 AM (nBBdT) 381
I hate that stores do that.
They're trading in and with my personal activity. I want a cut of that money. Preferably more than theirs. 80% at least. And yeah, I know, TOA and all that. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 12:08 AM (tRaq7) 382
Sam must have been talking to the Canadians (aka Tories).
Posted by: Embittered JD grads All Over at October 21, 2017 12:09 AM (5sfJ+) 383
Girl shoe post.
I'm such a sucker. Just sent these to granddaughter for her halloween costume. http://preview.tinyurl.com/ydylqppw Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:09 AM (4ZKcy) 384
Man, I need to quit my shitty engineering job and start driving for Uber.
Posted by: I got to worry about stainless steel 1/4-28 threaded inserts today at October 21, 2017 12:09 AM (wpC7C) 385
Geeze, must be bedtime, I'm misspelling words, or...stroke.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:10 AM (nBBdT) 386
1986 Dodge Omni GLH - sleeper developed by Carrol Shelby. Turbocharged 2.2 l 4 cyclinder. The GLH moniker stood for Goes Like Hell.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 21, 2017 12:10 AM (sNzC+) 387
Yikes! One time one make said guy persona non grata around here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:07 AM (nBBdT) He used to do it when he was college age. The worst one was in our friend's parents house. He passed out and got up and peed in the closet in front of everyone. Poor guy. The girls were screaming at him, the guys were laughing. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:10 AM (Ri/rl) 388
I got to worry about stainless steel 1/4-28 threaded inserts today
------------- *hands LH thread 1/2-20 bolt* Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:11 AM (nBBdT) 389
339 I'm not familiar with "critical theory", though it sounds like deconstruction. Ie. a self refuting philosophy that depends upon the followers not perceiving that it is self refuting. "All humans are liars, but I will tell you the truth ..."
Bill Whittle does an excellent job of explaining it at the following link. So good that I often use some of his verbiage when I have to explain it. If you're at all curious how the America you grew up in wound up like.....this, you must watch it. Once you understand CT, lots of seemingly baffeling things make perfect sense. 20 minutes long, but may be the best 20 minutes you spend. https://youtu.be/FB3BcUKmSlo Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 12:11 AM (CTvSA) 390
383 Girl shoe post.
I'm such a sucker. Just sent these to granddaughter for her halloween costume. http://preview.tinyurl.com/ydylqppw Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:09 AM (4ZKcy) Those are adorable, so cute. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:11 AM (Ri/rl) 391
she gets in bed, dressed, shoes off and I put the blanket on her. then lie down (over blanket) and hold her a bit more. She was asking for that. and then was letting me know how swell her bewbs were. I gave one a test just to verify the claim.
and then kissed her forehead and headed downstairs. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:11 AM (vChNs) 392
So, in cleveland, no traffic sensors. You will pull to a stoplight, when they are working, and have dozens of cars behind you, but nothing happens until the timer on the traffic signal times out, whether or not there are any cars moving perpendicular to your direction of travel.
In Colorado they have sensors for the sensors for every traffic signal. They have a new variation I have not come across before. Usually when you are at a four-way intersection, the left turn lanes for the opposing traffic will change simultaneously. When the westbound traffic signal indicates the left lane can turn left, the eastbound signal does the same. Here, in Colorado, that does not always happen. Sometimes only one left turn lane is given permission to go and the straight lanes adjacent to the permitted left lane are also allowed to go. Even weirder, the left turn lane that was held back will be allowed to go right before the end of the east-west cycle. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:11 AM (vuY5x) 393
Please, weather.
Do not ruin my planned vacation. Do you hear me weather? Why are you so unpredictable? It's October and you are done with hurricanes almost? PLEASE, weather. Do not wreck my vacation. Please! Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 21, 2017 12:11 AM (2wRtc) 394
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:10 AM (Ri/rl)
Of course, The guys didn't have to clean it up. Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:11 AM (4ZKcy) 395
1986 Dodge Omni GLH - sleeper developed by Carrol Shelby. Turbocharged 2.2 l 4 cyclinder. The GLH moniker stood for Goes Like Hell.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death ------------- All crushed now. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:12 AM (nBBdT) 396
I thought so too Cali. She will never take them off. lol.
Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:13 AM (4ZKcy) 397
I wan't to start a Go Fund Me to get this woman and her camera with some other wild animals. Maybe a hippo or a lion would be entertaining.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October heh. she is the antidoolittle. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:13 AM (vuY5x) 398
No, SHIT!!! OMG, what kind of jackass moron thinks "bear" responds to rational(eh?) exhortations to stop ?
Was that tried? Maybe the bear understands English perfectly and just wants to fuck with this raving lunatic. There is no proof to the contrary. Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2017 12:13 AM (kuiuS) 399
195 Fraternity friend interned at the Fiero Plant and brought a V6 version back to the house. He returned it the next morning with significantly less tire.
For its time, it was a bat outta hell, but the previous gen of Fiero thoroughly poisoned it. Posted by: 2009Refugee Had one of those. Bought it when I was stationed at Planet Ord. Mucho fun driving it on Hwy 1 along Big Sur. Better than broke even when I sold it to a local national in Germany after changing station. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 21, 2017 12:14 AM (di1hb) 400
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:12 AM (nBBdT)
Not all, pretty big GLH culture. My brother's friend just bought one for $9000. Stage 2 turbo everything else is stock and he's pulling 11's in the quarter mile. Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 21, 2017 12:15 AM (sNzC+) 401
Was that tried? Maybe the bear understands English perfectly and just wants to fuck with this raving lunatic. There is no proof to the contrary.
Posted by: t-bird ---------- Yeah, the bear could just be an asshole. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:15 AM (nBBdT) 402
Here's a bit of fun. Explaining to someone why their WiFi iPad can send text messages to iPhones and other iPads, but not to other brands of phones and tablets.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 12:15 AM (IcT7t) 403
Another one was a girl who so proud of her new pierced nipples, she was showing them off to everyone. Rings. It gave new meaning to "knockers". You know those ring door knocker things. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:15 AM (8O3HH) 404
So Williamson is still on his "lower class rural white communities must die!" kick.
Did he manage to refrain from comparing Trump and his sons to Saddam, Uday and Qusay in this article at least? Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2017 12:16 AM (cAnNx) 405
My first car that was purchased by me with a real live car loan was also a 1980 Citaion. Navy blue two door with tan seats, 4 speed. And huge sport tires.
Mine looked good, was fun to drive and didn't wear me out with repairs. No complaints for, IIRC, about $6,000. I was ready to pull the trigger on an orange BMW 3 series, but the cocky, clueless salesperson did not return my calls, even when I left a message that I was ready to sign on the dotted line. Moved to Citation and never looked back. Posted by: RM at October 21, 2017 12:16 AM (eP+dt) 406
Well, not entirely true about Cleveland not having traffic snesors. Euclid does have a traffic signal preemption system that gives the buses, the right of way for everything.
When you are in a left turn lane, if there is a bus two blocks in front of you or behind you, the system recognizes the bus and skips the left turn in the sequence so the bus is able to travel through the light without stopping. No limit to how many times you can get skipped. Cleveland blew their traffic sensor wad on the traffic signal preemption system. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:16 AM (vuY5x) 407
Not all, pretty big GLH culture. My brother's friend just bought one for $9000. Stage 2 turbo everything else is stock and he's pulling 11's in the quarter mile. Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death --------- Well, I'm not too surprised. there are always pockets of interest for almost anything. I'm certain that their big problem is traction. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:16 AM (nBBdT) 408
Another thing: Melania has really cut the East Wing/FLOTUS staff down. She has only 4 people, compared to Moochelle's 16 (and maybe over 20 at one time). Total salaries are about 1/3 of Mooch's expenses. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:17 AM (8O3HH) 409
>>and then kissed her forehead and headed downstairs.
...to jerk off on the Rubber Tree in her foyer. Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2017 12:18 AM (EkK1M) 410
not knowing where other house people are, glad to get out of the incriminating area.
But I wanted to somehow know if she's OK or not, and came up with the bright idea to leave my business card in her purse (where theoretical male would not locate it). so I put it in there and started heading out. Then the brain cramp eased up and I got it the hell out of there. But I did check and get her last name. Drive away and decide to return wife's call from earlier. I'm on day 2 with new cell phone and still copying apps over. but one did copy lets her see my location. And she wants to know why I was at that address for 15 minutes... So I tell some truths, drunk girl, had to help her into house, had to unload her gear... wife sounds iffy...time to head home spending 60 minutes working up things that might need saying Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:18 AM (vChNs) 411
GM has had a history of getting that >
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 10:59 PM (y3sT9) In the early 60s GM got really creative with their compact car line. Besides the Corvair, there was the Tempest with the transmission in the rear, the turbocharged 215 Olds F-85, and the V6 Buick Special which also shared the aluminum block 215 with Olds and Pontiac. They were good looking cars for compacts compared to the butt-ugly Valiants and Lancers, or the Ramblers, or the Studebaker Lark. More interesting than the plain Falcons which outsold all of them by very large margins. GM as usual had cooling problems with the 215 due to using coolant that didn't work with aluminum and they scrapped the engine after 1963. British Leyland took a liking to the engine, solved the cooling issues, and produced it as their Rover 3.5 for the next 40 years. Posted by: Ricky Roma at October 21, 2017 12:18 AM (eh0Va) Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:19 AM (8O3HH) 413
No, SHIT!!! OMG, what kind of jackass moron thinks "bear" responds to rational(eh?) exhortations to stop ?
--- maybe its a male bear... Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:19 AM (vChNs) 414
Well, the nost disturbing thing about the bear vid is that the kayak was following the classic "play dead" advice and the bear kept attacking.
She should have told the kayak to swim away. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:19 AM (vuY5x) 415
Off angry JD Sock
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:19 AM (5sfJ+) 416
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:16 AM (nBBdT)
Greased drimmel on a glass plate. Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 21, 2017 12:20 AM (sNzC+) Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2017 12:20 AM (EkK1M) 418
When you are in a left turn lane, if there is a bus
two blocks in front of you or behind you, the system recognizes the bus and skips the left turn in the sequence so the bus is able to travel through the light without stopping. No limit to how many times you can get skipped. Cleveland blew their traffic sensor wad on the traffic signal preemption system. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:16 AM (vuY5x) I wonder if there is a market for bus spoofers in Cleveland? Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 12:20 AM (rb1WU) 419
turns out if you try to get too close to the drivers
lap, you'll knock the gearshift into neutral (not reverse thank god)....twice. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 20, 2017 11:53 PM (vChNs) Go on, go on... Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:21 AM (bjlHK) 420
My first car that was purchased by me with a real live car loan was also a 1980 Citaion.
A rare poster on here went by the name "Citation X Driver." Every single time I saw that, I would think "who would brag about still driving a Citation X-11"? And every single time, microseconds later, I would realize he meant he flew Cessna Citation bizjet ... sort of my dream job. Before this Uber story, anyway. Posted by: marketing and stuff at October 21, 2017 12:21 AM (wpC7C) 421
Part of my resuscitation plan is trying to find women to date.
Online dating: a good idea or Disaster waiting to happen? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:21 AM (5sfJ+) 422
A friend of mine's wife used to revel in telling the story of how he got out of bed, and pissed in the closet.
I was on a trip with friends way back in the day. We were staying in a cheap motel, and they had those X shaped stands at the foot of the bed for putting your suitcase on. Anyhow, one dude gets passing out drunk. We toss him in his bed, and in the middle of the night he noisily gets up, stumbles to the foot of his bed, opens his suitcase (like the lid on a toilet), pisses all over his clothes, and falls back into bed. Oh man, he was PISSED (no pun intended) at us the next day for the "joke" we had all played on him by pissing on in his suitcase. "IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY YOU ASSHOLES! FUCK YOU! YOU ALL SUCK!" We were laughing so hard that it really took rather longer than it should have to convince him what happened. Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 12:21 AM (CTvSA) 423
I wonder if there is a market for bus spoofers in Cleveland?
Posted by: Kindltot at October you would have to sit there with a dopey expression and drool while you were driving. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:21 AM (vuY5x) 424
GM as usual had cooling problems with the 215 due to using coolant that didn't work with aluminum and they scrapped the engine after 1963. British Leyland took a liking to the engine, solved the cooling issues, and produced it as their Rover 3.5 for the next 40 years.
Posted by: Ricky Roma ---------- I'll toss in another one, the Pontiac HOC 6. I always wanted to hotrod one of those. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:22 AM (nBBdT) 425
401 Was that tried? Maybe the bear understands English perfectly and just wants to fuck with this raving lunatic. There is no proof to the contrary.
Posted by: t-bird ---------- Yeah, the bear could just be an asshole. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:15 AM (nBBdT) I think it was an illegal alien bear and she should have spoken to the bear in its native language. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:22 AM (Ri/rl) 426
>>"Or you could kiss me on the Veranda"
Kiss me on the vestibule would work, actually. Vulval vestibule. Or vulvar vestibule. It's a real anatomical term. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:22 AM (8O3HH) Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 12:23 AM (IcT7t) 428
Did you notice they did not comment on the race of the bear? you can be damned sure it would have been mentioned had it been a polar bear.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:23 AM (vuY5x) 429
Hi ont, I cannot not laugh watching that spoof of Lawrence odonell freaking out as President Trump hits the nail, I have watched it way to much and can't stop laughing
Link? Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 12:24 AM (CTvSA) 430
I like Caligirl's idea. Start a gofundme and send her to Africa to film. Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:25 AM (4ZKcy) 431
Get home and turns out wife was worried that something had happened to me! like an accident or getting shot. She considered calling my Mom...
Now i'm annoyed that she didn't think I could seduce a passenger. So now i'm cyber stalking the passenger. facebook. linkedin, she has a youtube video related to work, hit and run drunk driving accident report 2 years ago. So current theory is divorced with shared custody. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:25 AM (vChNs) 432
In the category of "fuck what the customer thinks, we have EXPERTS", Chrysler damn near killed themselves with the extremely ugly styles of the early 60s. Wives probably cried when their husbands parked the new Plymouth in the driveway.
Damn shame because the engines and transmissions in those cars were top notch. Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2017 12:26 AM (eh0Va) 433
So now i'm cyber stalking the passenger. facebook. linkedin, she has a youtube video related to work, hit and run drunk driving accident report 2 years ago.
So current theory is divorced with shared custody. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October this is going to be great. You are going to be really glad you did this! Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:27 AM (vuY5x) 434
Did he manage to refrain from comparing Trump and his sons to Saddam, Uday and Qusay in this article at least?
IIRC (I'm not reading it again), no. Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 12:27 AM (CTvSA) 435
419 turns out if you try to get too close to the drivers
lap, you'll knock the gearshift into neutral (not reverse thank god)....twice. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 20, 2017 11:53 PM (vChNs) Go on, go on... Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:21 AM (bjlHK) --- easily the most action I've ever gotten while actually driving a car...perhaps while in a car. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:27 AM (vChNs) 436
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 12:21 AM (CTvSA)
I have a drunk guy peeing story. Our dentist friend likes to drink. The guys went on a golf trip to visit the dentists brother in Myrtle Beach. The dentist was so drunk leaving the course he walked down the stairs peeing his pants and the guys left him passed out on the living room floor of his brothers living room floor that had white carpet. The dentist also had a big chew in his mouth that was all over the carpet. The dentist's brother ended up getting divorced and the guys blame the dentist for getting chew and urine on the wife's white carpet. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:27 AM (Ri/rl) 437
We were laughing so hard that it really took rather longer than it should have to convince him what happened. Posted by: Weirddave ------------ At one post, I was living in WWII era wooden two story barracks. Those had a narrow stair to the upper level. One night myself a couple of other guys went out and got drunk at some dive. When we got back, one guy had passed out, so we set out to carry him up the stairs to his bunk. Sadly, we were pretty far gone, and we dropped him. He tumbled down the stairs. We went down and finally got him hauled up the steps and stowed away. The next morning, he was in serious pain. Not injured, but pretty beaten up. We told him that he fell off of a barstool. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:28 AM (nBBdT) 438
In the category of "fuck what the customer thinks, we have EXPERTS", Chrysler damn near killed themselves with the extremely ugly styles of the early 60s. Wives probably cried when their husbands parked the new Plymouth in the driveway.
Damn shame because the engines and transmissions in those cars were top notch. Posted by: kbdabear at October you could have omitted the "60s" Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:28 AM (vuY5x) 439
432 In the category of "fuck what the customer thinks, we have EXPERTS", Chrysler damn near killed themselves with the extremely ugly styles of the early 60s. Wives probably cried when their husbands parked the new Plymouth in the driveway.
Damn shame because the engines and transmissions in those cars were top notch. Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2017 12:26 AM (eh0Va) My dad always used to say "The way to tell the year of a 50's Chrysler is by how much chrome it has on it." Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 21, 2017 12:29 AM (sNzC+) 440
Damn shame because the engines and transmissions in those cars were top notch.
Posted by: kbdabear at October You get no argument from Al Bundy Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:29 AM (vuY5x) 441
They've got these sensors where they can detect an ambulance or emergency vehicle (or police car which is important later in this story) and switch the traffic light to red so that it's safer for the emergency vehicle to pass through that intersection.
Now see how that tech made to help is used in ways to NOT help. I'm driving home from my job on a New Year's eve one year. Get to this light. It's out in the middle of the country side but during the day it's a major intersection for traffic. Night time: dead as a door nail. You can see anyone coming from any direction (which is rare for most intersections) for miles. Actual MILES. So I'm coming up on it and it's green. At night this light is a triggered light. Traffic will trigger it to go red for any cross traffic. No cross traffic coming so I shouldn't get a red, right? Wrong. Goes red just as I get to it. NO TRAFFIC to trigger this light. It's a long light when it goes. So I'm tired and want to get home so I run the sucker. Boom State Trooper pulls out of parking lot from behind some obstruction or other. Stops me. Probably mostly a drunk check but still. I KNEW she (woman trooper) triggered that light just to see if I'd run it. And that's what happens to anything the police get their hands on. If it can be used to up their arrest stats, they will use it. They justify this by saying they're stopping crime. But are they really or are they causing crime and then stopping it to up their stats? I hate the Staties for this little act now. No respect for them anymore. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:29 AM (5sfJ+) 442
Now I need to decide if I'm a bastard who took advantage of a drunk girl, or a good Samaritan who gave some comfort to a person in need.
naturally i'm trying to justify #2 here. And how stupid would it be to contact her to make sure that she's ok? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:30 AM (vChNs) 443
Anyhow, here is a podcast about Lysander Spooner.
Wonderful lecture, and an interesting view on Spooner's vision of the constitution, slavery and natural law http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8mjc927 Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 12:30 AM (rb1WU) 444
>>And how stupid would it be to contact her to make sure that she's ok?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:30 AM (vChNs) Almost as dumb for letting it get that far, typing it out here and thinking it was a good idea. Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2017 12:31 AM (EkK1M) 445
We may have had some sort of rule that made it ok to paint anyone who passed out outside their bedroom.
We may have accidentally used oil point once. Guy may have resembled a tar baby when he woke up. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:32 AM (vuY5x) 446
>> And how stupid would it be to contact her to make
>> sure that she's ok? Did I read right you're married? Let it go. Don't call, forget about it. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:33 AM (8O3HH) 447
And how stupid would it be to contact her to make sure that she's ok?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:30 AM (vChNs) You're married? Extremely stupid, don't do it. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:33 AM (Ri/rl) 448
And how stupid would it be to contact her to make sure that she's ok?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 ------------- Really, really , off the meter mistake, dude. Don't, just don't. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:34 AM (nBBdT) 449
how stupid would it be to contact her to make sure that she's ok?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October you should swing by with some old wallet to ask if she left this in your car. Inside, dick pic. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:34 AM (vuY5x) 450
440 Damn shame because the engines and transmissions in those cars were top notch.
Posted by: kbdabear at October Early 60's 426 Max wedge station wagons. Strip out the back seats and take it to the strip. Dodge "accidentally" sent out a couple strip ready Darts in 1967. Lightened fenders and hood, drag scat pack and no seat belts. Sticker on door jam said not for street use. Ah the good old days. Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 21, 2017 12:35 AM (sNzC+) 451
I wonder if the young'ns know what a tarbaby is. Or talk the Hand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get off my lawn. Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:35 AM (4ZKcy) 452
how stupid would it be to contact her to make sure that she's ok?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October You will be fine. Show her you are a gentleman. Take QDP with you to make sure everything goes ok. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:35 AM (vuY5x) 453
Buzzsaw90 : Don't. Just don't. You're thinking with the little head.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at October 21, 2017 12:36 AM (mrsAC) 454
This the night for long confessions?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:36 AM (5sfJ+) 455
And how stupid would it be to contact her to make sure that she's ok?
Be classy, buddy ... send her a photo of your penis first. Posted by: A. Weiner, Cell Block 56Q at October 21, 2017 12:36 AM (wpC7C) 456
you should swing by with some old wallet to ask if she left this in your car.
Inside, dick pic. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:34 AM (vuY5x) --------- Awesome. The things I learn in this place. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2017 12:37 AM (1kkde) 457
Thanks for listening guys, needed to get that off my chest. & now I think I need to send this one down the memory hole.
But them next few Uber rides sure are gonna seem dull. Probably won't even add it to the list of Uber tales I tell the passengers to pass the time. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:37 AM (vChNs) 458
>>>Drive away and decide to return wife's call from earlier. I'm on day 2
with new cell phone and still copying apps over. but one did copy lets her see my location. And she wants to know why I was at that address for 15 minutes... OMFG, reason #865 why I don't have a smart phone. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:37 AM (bjlHK) 459
You're thinking with the little head.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at October 21, 2017 12:36 AM (mrsAC) I'd say not thinking with any head. No brain cells activated. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:37 AM (5sfJ+) 460
you should swing by with some old wallet to ask if she left this in your car. Inside, dick pic. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:34 AM (vuY5x) ---- ahhh, another romantic Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:38 AM (vChNs) 461
Awesome. The things I learn in this place.
Posted by: Cicero -------- A savvy bail bondsman would be advertising here. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:38 AM (nBBdT) 462
Inside, dick pic.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:34 AM (vuY5x) Chicks really dig those pics. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:38 AM (Ri/rl) 463
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:37 AM (vChNs)
Sayyyy. What's your wife's cell number again? I need to ask her about something. You don't need to know what. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:38 AM (5sfJ+) 464
And how stupid would it be to contact her to make sure that she's ok?
That depends. How much do you like being married to your current wife? How stupid is calling is the square of that. Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 12:39 AM (IcT7t) 465
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 12:38 AM (nBBdT)
Thanks for that chuckle. I needed that. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:39 AM (5sfJ+) 466
421 Part of my resuscitation plan is trying to find women to date.
Online dating: a good idea or Disaster waiting to happen? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) Worked for Mrs IMG and me. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 21, 2017 12:39 AM (di1hb) 467
Yeah, but they'd find a way to fuck up Antarctica.
Posted by: otho at October 20, 2017 10:30 PM (qGuLD) Antarctica has a wealth of resources. We should be the ones to fuck it up. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 12:40 AM (O848g) 468
I guess soon the dating ritual will involve exchanging sex toy IP addresses. We are gonna need IPv6 for sure. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (8O3HH) 469
You will be fine. Show her you are a gentleman. Take QDP with you to make sure everything goes ok.
--- QDP? Quality Dental Plan Queer Dance Party Quiet Drinking Partner Qualified Domestic Partner Quality Delube Processor Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (vChNs) 470
Uber driver accused of sexual assault coming up on the news at 6.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (cAnNx) 471
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 21, 2017 12:39 AM (di1hb)
If you don't mind: how long ago and what site did you use? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (5sfJ+) Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (vuY5x) 473
I'm going to sell UberTales to The Mouse as the core of their new Disney Afternoon.
Posted by: do kids still watch TV after school? at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (wpC7C) 474
and then kissed her forehead and headed downstairs.
You're a good man, Buzzy. The world needs more men like you. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (tRaq7) 475
OMFG, reason #865 why I don't have a smart phone.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:37 AM (bjlHK) My creepy BIL tracks his wife on her cell phone at all times. It's really creepy. He is staying with us here because he moved his wife and kids to MO, he works in Sacramento. He will be sitting on my couch and say, wifey is at Wal-Mart. I would change the password to find my IPhone so fast if my husband did that. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (Ri/rl) 476
>>I guess soon the dating ritual will involve exchanging sex toy IP addresses.
Gonnabe weird when you need to get a Prescriptive Salve to treat your computer viruses. Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2017 12:42 AM (EkK1M) 477
Bob Berdella was a gay serial killer who killed them by sticking his arm up their rectums. And then there was the Enumclaw horse death. It's generally not a good idea to shove stuff up there.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:31 PM (/qEW2) His grasp exceeded his reach, as it were. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 12:42 AM (O848g) 478
462 Inside, dick pic.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:34 AM (vuY5x) Chicks really dig those pics. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:38 AM (Ri/rl) ---------- With the right lighting and a little hat and cloak, they can be whimsically charming. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2017 12:42 AM (1kkde) 479
458 >>>Drive away and decide to return wife's call from earlier. I'm on day 2
with new cell phone and still copying apps over. but one did copy lets her see my location. And she wants to know why I was at that address for 15 minutes... OMFG, reason #865 why I don't have a smart phone. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:37 AM (bjlHK If you're doing the lowjack on a phone for anyone other than your 14 year old, then you're an idiot. Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2017 12:42 AM (cAnNx) 480
OMFG, reason #865 why I don't have a smart phone.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:37 AM (bjlHK) --- luckily I am a devious little shit and quick on my feet. Even more luckily she could not see my face when she asked that. And I thought Uber girl got my heart racing... Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:43 AM (vChNs) 481
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna need therapy after listening to about half of that whatever-it-was screaming at the bear video.
Posted by: Pussy Galore at October 21, 2017 12:43 AM (GdgAM) 482
savvy bail bondsman would be advertising here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October laughed harder at that than anything all week. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:43 AM (vuY5x) 483
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (8O3HH)
They'll still get hacked. What fun will that be? 2 billion vibrators all go off at once all over the planet. Massive planet wide orgasm raises mountains, sinks island and generally makes a mess. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:44 AM (5sfJ+) 484
My creepy BIL tracks his wife on her cell phone at all times. It's really creepy. He is staying with us here because he moved his wife and kids to MO, he works in Sacramento. Sheesh, that makes the hair stand up on my neck. The big D in the future? Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:44 AM (4ZKcy) 485
One of my cousins is an Apple iFanBoi and he and his buddies "track" each other on the damn smart phones all the time. He was showing someone where Buddy A was -- some relative of A's. It brings up a map with X marks the spot, satellite/aerial. The guy, no he's not there, I don't see his truck anywhere. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:44 AM (8O3HH) 486
That depends. How much do you like being married to your current wife? How stupid is calling is the square of that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 12:39 AM (IcT7t) --- hmmm, numbers less than one become smaller when you square them. I better figure out the scale here. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:44 AM (vChNs) 487
Tebow, like him or not, is in the same boat as Kaepernick.
He can't play NFL Football well enough to justify a team signing him. If he could, he'd be on a roster. Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:36 PM (QDK5o) But he's not an asshole. Advantage: Tebow. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 12:45 AM (O848g) 488
QDP?
Quality Dental Plan Queer Dance Party Quiet Drinking Partner Qualified Domestic Partner Quality Delube Processor Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October Steve Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:45 AM (vuY5x) Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 12:46 AM (IcT7t) Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2017 12:46 AM (EkK1M) 491
471 Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 21, 2017 12:39 AM (di1hb)
If you don't mind: how long ago and what site did you use? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (5sfJ+) --- I'm so old, I met my wife with video dating. Out of business now I expect. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:46 AM (vChNs) 492
484
My creepy BIL tracks his wife on her cell phone at all times. It's really creepy. He is staying with us here because he moved his wife and kids to MO, he works in Sacramento. Sheesh, that makes the hair stand up on my neck. The big D in the future? Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:44 AM (4ZKcy) No, he's a control freak. My husband gives me the look to keep my big mouth shut because it's none of our business. Wifey knows he tracks her. I wonder if wifey can track him. He cheats. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (Ri/rl) 493
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (tRaq7)
Not if he left her in a wet spot. That's nasty. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (5sfJ+) 494
Meh. When I lived in Queens *spit* and owned a car, I often thought, why can't they have mechanical thingies that would extend out into the street, tilt your car vertical, and retract back to the curb, in order to get more parking space. It's not ingenious. It's pretty obvious.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 10:40 PM (/qEW2) Except many of the fluids would run out. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (O848g) 495
buzzsaw- you don't need to call her. Her old man will ID you from the house security camera. After DUI lady gives you up, he'll call Uber to tell them you molested his wife. And then...Profit??
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (eO2Z0) 496
>>Shouldn't that be HPv69?
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (EkK1M) 497
Buzzsaw: Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (5sfJ+) 498
He will be sitting on my couch and say, wifey is at Wal-Mart.
I would change the password to find my IPhone so fast if my husband did that. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (Ri/rl) Well yes and no. A co-worker has that for her and her husband who is still living in another state. She figured out he was having medical issues because his phone stayed on the charger for two days with no activity. But yeah, I wouldn't stand for it and would use an axe on any phone that tracked me like that. Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (rb1WU) 499
>>>My first car that was purchased by me with a real live car loan was also a 1980 Citaion.
Mine was a 1978 Pontiac Sunbird. $134/mo for 3 years. Can't remember the down payment - maybe $500? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:48 AM (bjlHK) 500
>>Massive planet wide orgasm
Orgasmic Convergence. I feel a disturbance in the force. Millions of voices, all crying out at once. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:48 AM (8O3HH) 501
Well, you could do something less creepy than swinging by her house with QDP.
You could stake her house out and follow her when she goes out. Then you sit there right next to wherever she is so when she calls uber you are the closest driver to her, then you get to pick her up. Literally and Figuratively. Has sequel written all over it. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:48 AM (vuY5x) 502
474 and then kissed her forehead and headed downstairs.
You're a good man, Buzzy. The world needs more men like you. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 12:41 AM (tRaq7) --- But if I don't boff the girls, where will they come from? I have 2 kids, only reasons I need. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:48 AM (vChNs) 503
The most exciting thing I did on mu phone was have the grandson upload the verse of the day. Otherwise I stay off all that crap.
Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:48 AM (4ZKcy) Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 12:49 AM (IcT7t) 505
Buzz, let it go. You didn't do something that would've hurt not only you, but your marriage and yourself.
The conflict you feel is just part of being a man. You went a long way towards gaining control over your animal nature by not taking advantage of her. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 12:49 AM (tRaq7) 506
500 >>Massive planet wide orgasm
Orgasmic Convergence. I feel a disturbance in the force. Millions of voices, all crying out at once. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pea ------------ Now I understand how that death ray really worked. At least the people of Alderaan died happy. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2017 12:50 AM (1kkde) 507
Can you imagine how stupid one would have to be to kayak into bear country, bearspray a bear. Watch him eat your kayak. Cry about it.
1.not use more bearspray 2not have a firearm 3 beg the bear to stop Some people don't deserve too live. Posted by: Usntakim at October 21, 2017 12:50 AM (0OmEj) 508
>> Except many of the fluids would run out.
Just like if you knock over one of Uncle Harvey's potted plants. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:50 AM (8O3HH) 509
Part of my resuscitation plan is trying to find women to date.
Online dating: a good idea or Disaster waiting to happen? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:21 AM (5sfJ+) Not to be a wet blanket, but IMHO it's the latter. My gf is trying to get me to try E-Harmony "new and improved with fewer questions" or Ashley Madison. A) no and B) hell no! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:50 AM (bjlHK) 510
Antarctica has a wealth of resources. We should be the ones to fuck it up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 12:40 AM (O848g) There's still a slice of Antarctica that no country had claimed (i.e. terra nullis). New homeland for the horde? Posted by: The Antarctic Hat at October 21, 2017 12:50 AM (itfg0) 511
But yeah, I wouldn't stand for it and would use an axe on any phone that tracked me like that.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM ( He constantly Facetimes with her saying I love you, so they are in constant contact. He tracks her for no reason. I can see for safety signing in to a spouses account if you can't reach them and you're concerned but just tracking her randomly is creepy. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:50 AM (Ri/rl) 512
Well, I can't spell. See you commrads tomorrow.
Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2017 12:51 AM (4ZKcy) 513
buzzsaw dipped his toe in the crazy/strange pool, now he wants to dive right in!
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 12:51 AM (eO2Z0) 514
My creepy BIL tracks his wife on her cell phone at all times.
It's really creepy. He is staying with us here because he moved his wife and kids to MO, he works in Sacramento. He will be sitting on my couch and say, wifey is at Wal-Mart. I would change the password to find my IPhone so fast if my husband did that. Posted by: CaliGirl at October Such an amateur. FedEx your phone to the Bunny Ranch and go to the Canyon Ranch. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:51 AM (vuY5x) 515
If I'm not mistaken, Cosworth did a Vega version. Black, gold wheels, etc.
Still a shit bucket. Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at October 20, 2017 10:44 PM (MCEs2) Maybe 20 years ago, there was a Cosworth Vega offered at the Portland Swap Meet for about seven grand. Saw it two years running. Low miles, nice condition, too. If I had had the money, it would have gone home with me. Because, how many are left? They were a pretty car for their time, like a vest-pocket Camaro. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 12:51 AM (O848g) 516
If you're doing the lowjack on a phone for anyone other than your 14 year old, then you're an idiot.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2017 12:42 AM (cAnNx) --- primary reason to have it. To locate the kids. In fact, 2 years ago Kid #2 had her cell phone stolen we her cross country team was practicing at a park. about a dozen bags stolen. We used the tracking feature and found about 5 bags under a tree Hers was the only electronic device recovered. Dad = HERO that day to kid. And we looked great returning the other bags. Saved one mom from getting the locks changed. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:52 AM (vChNs) 517
Has sequel written all over it.
Posted by: yankeefifth ------------- We here at Freebird Bail Bonds are available 24 hours a day. Posted by: 1-555-555-1234 at October 21, 2017 12:52 AM (nBBdT) 518
Orgasmic Convergence.
I feel a disturbance in the force. Millions of voices, all crying out at once. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:48 AM (8O3HH) That was the one explanation Madame Blavatski did not trot out to explain the destruction of Mu and Atlantis Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 12:52 AM (rb1WU) 519
Has sequel written all over it.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:48 AM (vuY5x) Totally not creepy at all. Great plan. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:53 AM (Ri/rl) Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:53 AM (bjlHK) 521
We here at Freebird Bail Bonds are available 24 hours a day.
Sorry, the team has a contract with Chico's Bail Bonds. Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 12:53 AM (IcT7t) Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:54 AM (vuY5x) Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 21, 2017 12:54 AM (GzDYP) 524
Just call me Groom of the Vestibule. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:54 AM (8O3HH) 525
Good speech:
Ben Shapiro at University of Tennessee, Knoxville https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKeHaZTfesU Posted by: The Political Hat at October 21, 2017 12:54 AM (itfg0) 526
this is going to be great. You are going to be really glad you did this!
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:27 AM (vuY5x) Well I just had to wipe off the keyboard. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:54 AM (bjlHK) 527
Now I understand how that death ray really worked. At least the people of Alderaan died happy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2017 12:50 AM (1kkde) Title for sequel to SpaceBalls? Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:55 AM (5sfJ+) 528
495 buzzsaw- you don't need to call her. Her old man will ID you from the house security camera. After DUI lady gives you up, he'll call Uber to tell them you molested his wife. And then...Profit??
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (eO2Z0) --- iirc, we're local to each other. so I might uber YOU one day... how'd you get home tonight? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:55 AM (vChNs) Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 12:55 AM (IcT7t) 530
"I wonder if wifey can track him. He cheats."
My ex wife cheated on me and constantly accused me of cheating while we were married. It's like dem projection. Those who are most afraid of their partner cheating are most likely the one that is cheating. Posted by: X-ray at October 21, 2017 12:55 AM (dfVjB) 531
Such an amateur. FedEx your phone to the Bunny Ranch and go to the Canyon Ranch.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:51 AM (vuY5x) You are really devious. I like it. I would do something like that out of spite if my husband tracked my phone. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:55 AM (Ri/rl) 532
Some of us are old enough to remember when cars didn't have "entertainment systems", they had a cheap AM radio with a single speaker in the dashboard.
Phil Spector figured out that most of his audience listened to rock n roll through those AM radios and dash speakers and created the Wall of Sound with that in mind. Crazy man, but he knew his customers. Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2017 12:55 AM (eh0Va) 533
easily the most action I've ever gotten while actually driving a car...perhaps while in a car.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:27 AM (vChNs) I found your story oddly arousing, and may consider using Uber, but only if I can do it with a flip phone. Not the least because I have no desire to acquire a stalker. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:56 AM (bjlHK) 534
It's a Panopticon world, as Steyn once said.
I really don't want to live in such a world. Maybe I'll be gone before it gets as bad as I fear, but the way it's accelerating, I worry. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:56 AM (8O3HH) 535
497 Buzzsaw: Pics or it didn't happen.
--- on the advice of counsel I choose to invoke my fifth amendment privileges Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:57 AM (vChNs) 536
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 12:51 AM (O848g)
There's a reason there's not many left. It's called a scrap yard. I never owned one and I knew it was a piece of shit. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:57 AM (5sfJ+) 537
on the advice of counsel I choose to invoke my fifth amendment privileges
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October you are confusing the words "liberties" and "privileges" in that sentence. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:58 AM (vuY5x) 538
My ex wife cheated on me and constantly accused me of cheating while we were married. It's like dem projection. Those who are most afraid of their partner cheating are most likely the one that is cheating.
Posted by: X-ray at October 21, 2017 12:55 AM (dfVjB) I wondered if that's why he tracks her movements constantly. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:58 AM (Ri/rl) 539
But yeah, I wouldn't stand for it and would use an axe on any phone that tracked me like that.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 12:47 AM (rb1WU) --- on the normal side, it's nice when I get home to an empty house to look at where they are. Saves a phone call that might disrupt a driver. And my Mom can verify I got home safe when it snows. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:58 AM (vChNs) 540
Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2017 12:55 AM (eh0Va)
And freaking bench seats. Where all the entertainment took place. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 12:58 AM (5sfJ+) 541
528. Are you in SEPA? there's some 800k love shacks around Chesco way. Even Garnet Valley.
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 12:59 AM (eO2Z0) Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 12:59 AM (vuY5x) 543
>>>And how stupid would it be to contact her to make sure that she's ok?
SPECTACULARLY stupid. Even if you were single. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:59 AM (bjlHK) 544
You guys made me laugh and with that I'm out. Have a goodnight everyone.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:59 AM (Ri/rl) 545
500 >>Massive planet wide orgasm
Orgasmic Convergence. I feel a disturbance in the force. Millions of voices, all crying out at once. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:48 AM (8O3HH) -- it could immanentize the eschaton Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 12:59 AM (vChNs) 546
Ben Shapiro at University of Tennessee, Knoxville
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKeHaZTfesU Jesus, an hour and 12 minutes. Normally I would only watch Kalina Ryu for that long. Anyone have a transcript? Posted by: f*cking videos for speeches at October 21, 2017 01:00 AM (wpC7C) 547
night CaliGirl
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 01:00 AM (vuY5x) 548
SPECTACULARLY stupid. Even if you were single.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October shut up or we won't have anything to talk about tomorrow. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 01:01 AM (vuY5x) 549
505 Buzz, let it go. You didn't do something that would've hurt not only you, but your marriage and yourself.
The conflict you feel is just part of being a man. You went a long way towards gaining control over your animal nature by not taking advantage of her. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 12:49 AM (tRaq7) -- you speak with wisdom. I walked the edge of the volcano and felt the thrill of danger. once will have to be enough. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:01 AM (vChNs) 550
Ben Shapiro at University of Tennessee, Knoxville
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKeHaZTfesU Jesus, an hour and 12 minutes. Normally I would only watch Kalina Ryu for that long. Anyone have a transcript? Posted by: f*cking videos for speeches at October 21, 2017 01:00 AM (wpC7C) The speech is only 20 minutes, the rest is the audience questions. Posted by: The Political Hat at October 21, 2017 01:02 AM (itfg0) 551
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:50 AM (bjlHK)
Well since I don't work and I moved to a place where there's no family or friends, my opportunities for meeting interested women are slim to none. I'm going to Plenty of Fish. No nibbles yet though. *snerk* Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:02 AM (5sfJ+) 552
You are really devious. I like it.
I would do something like that out of spite if my husband tracked my phone. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2017 12:55 AM (Ri/rl) When I used to drive with a company car and had a company cell phone, the phone would periodically "loose the battery" for a bit while I was driving through hilly areas. I figured that if I needed to mask where I was it would be easier to plead "coverage hole" for dropping out of sight if it happened periodically instead of just that once. Never needed it, but you know, it might have been necessary. Great job: I had three operating orders. Go do what we pay you to do, don't get us in trouble, and bring the car back. Those jobs never last. Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 01:02 AM (rb1WU) 553
Also, I'm glad I've never done social media, and never will. No one can "look me up" on ButtBook and shit like that. Bob@NSA could, of course, but not the average casual person trying to figure me out or something. And I think now not having social media makes you weird. That's true, but I still don't like it. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 01:02 AM (8O3HH) 554
485
One of my cousins is an Apple iFanBoi and he and his buddies "track" each other on the damn smart phones all the time. He was showing someone where Buddy A was -- some relative of A's. It brings up a map with X marks the spot, satellite/aerial. The guy, no he's not there, I don't see his truck anywhere. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 12:44 AM (8O3HH) I have an iPhone. Guess what one of the features I always make sure is turned off? That's right, all those stupid share my locations bullshit. iPhone has that "Find my iPhone" service if you lose it. You don't need everyone on your contacts list to know where it is too. Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2017 01:03 AM (cAnNx) 555
LOL at 'aluminum engine.'
"Hi, welcome to Joe's Garage. What brings you in today?" "My engine melted." Posted by: qdpsteve at October 20, 2017 10:58 PM (eMKNe) Nothing wrong with aluminum engines. Many cars have them. VW Beetles, famous for their durability, had magnesium engine blocks. Vegas, had Nikasil engine blocks, an "alloy" of aluminum and silicon. The block was cast, cylinders bored, and then chemically etched to leave a meshwork of felted silicon crystals, that were very hard, as the cylinder liner. Such engines can be very durable, indeed, but they absolutely cannot be allowed to overheat. So the GM brain trust equipped those Vegas with a teeny-tiny radiator that would be undersized as a heater core for a Yugo. Result: they overheated in droves, the aluminum in the cylinder area became soft, and silicon feltwork tore out, destroying the engine. Now some shops were able to repair those engines by boring them way oversize, and then pressing in cast iron sleeves, to bring the cylinders back to standard size. Properly repaire, those engines lasted until the car rusted away beneath them. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 01:04 AM (O848g) 556
I never owned one and I knew it was a piece of shit.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger ---------- My roommate's caught on fire. He told me later that he was conflicted about trying to put the fire out. Posted by: 1-555-555-1234 at October 21, 2017 01:04 AM (nBBdT) 557
Oops.
/phony number Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 01:05 AM (nBBdT) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:05 AM (5sfJ+) 559
those engines lasted until the car rusted away beneath them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ----------- Well...not much help, really. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 01:06 AM (nBBdT) 560
I found your story oddly arousing, and may consider using Uber, but only if I can do it with a flip phone.
Not the least because I have no desire to acquire a stalker. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 12:56 AM (bjlHK) --- and might not want to let 'someone' uber you to your house. the best part of getting paid... just the tip Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:06 AM (vChNs) 561
Ashley Madison - they still around? After the hack? You might as well start a blog and post your home address there saying "hey, drop by for a cup of tea and a shag". You'll find classier men that way
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2017 01:08 AM (6FqZa) 562
541 528. Are you in SEPA? there's some 800k love shacks around Chesco way. Even Garnet Valley.
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 12:59 AM (eO2Z0) --- yep. GV is my back yard. But Uber love chick lives up in Blue Bell. should be a safe distance Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:08 AM (vChNs) Posted by: Muldoon at October 21, 2017 01:08 AM (wPiJc) 564
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 01:06 AM (nBBdT)
I was gonna mention that too. Weren't the ones that didn't blow up or seize up or leak oil like a Texas gusher rust like in 3-5 years? The ones I saw always had fender cancer big time. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:08 AM (5sfJ+) 565
Well...not much help, really.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. ------- I mean the Astres had the iron engine, but that was no salvation. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 01:09 AM (nBBdT) 566
I'm thinking somewhere around Line Rd headed to Paoli
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 01:09 AM (eO2Z0) 567
Now if I don't get 5 stars from her, i'll be right over there...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:09 AM (vChNs) 568
Y5!!!!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 01:10 AM (bjlHK) 569
I have cases that are have warranties that specifically exclude bear bites, shark bites and three year old children.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 01:10 AM (vuY5x) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:10 AM (5sfJ+) 571
Alright, I watched a bit, instead of Kalina.
I think Ben Shapiro might could almost change a few opinions if he could talk like that deep-voiced babe magnet thrilling the dark-haired succubus from Soothie's video a few days back. Posted by: persuasion at October 21, 2017 01:10 AM (wpC7C) 572
you speak with wisdom. I walked the edge of the volcano and felt the thrill of danger. once will have to be enough.
Trust me, there was a lot of stupidity that led to that teeniny bit of wisdom borne of pain. A smile from a pretty girl just makes my day these days. They're rare, but appreciated. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 01:11 AM (tRaq7) 573
Now some shops were able to repair those engines by boring them way
oversize, and then pressing in cast iron sleeves, to bring the cylinders back to standard size. Properly repaire, those engines lasted until the car rusted away beneath them. So, six to eight weeks? Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 01:11 AM (IcT7t) 574
562 Blue Bell? Holy crap how tf does Uber work? At least your dangerous liaison was a good fare. Sheesh.
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 01:12 AM (eO2Z0) 575
last element of risk...passengers can send you a note if you gave them excellent service. of course I didn't quite service her.
and I have no way to delete those from the app. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:13 AM (vChNs) 576
562 Blue Bell? Holy crap how tf does Uber work? At least your dangerous liaison was a good fare. Sheesh.
Posted by: kallisto at October Really how unexpected is it for two morons to meet up under those circumstances? serendipity? Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 01:14 AM (vuY5x) 577
Well since I don't work and I moved to a place where
there's no family or friends, my opportunities for meeting interested women are slim to none. I'm going to Plenty of Fish. No nibbles yet though. *snerk* Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:02 AM (5sfJ+) I was considering doing that. Pensacola. Now I may end up living for a period of time with one of my brothers and his wife in PA. I feel great uncertainty in The Force. After four years I'm actually horny again, and no prospects. Is it possible that I may Never Get Laid Again?? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 01:15 AM (bjlHK) 578
574 562 Blue Bell? Holy crap how tf does Uber work? At least your dangerous liaison was a good fare. Sheesh.
--- I work up that away dayjob. She was just a 5 minute ride to pick her up in Plymouth Meeting Three phone calls to find her. I knew then that something was going to be different. but not THAT different. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:15 AM (vChNs) 579
I was considering doing that. Pensacola. Now I may end up living for a period of time with one of my brothers and his wife in PA. I feel great uncertainty in The Force.
After four years I'm actually horny again, and no prospects. Is it possible that I may Never Get Laid Again?? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October Guess you should start ubering if you want to get laid. Posted by: yankeefifth at October 21, 2017 01:16 AM (vuY5x) Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:17 AM (vChNs) 581
Now I may end up living for a period of time with one of my brothers and his wife in PA.
--- near Philly? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:18 AM (vChNs) 582
>> Is it possible that I may Never Get Laid Again??
No, Your Grace. That's not usually a problem for the XX persuasion. The only question is can you find someone that meets your standards. Your a duchess, remember. Noble. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 01:19 AM (8O3HH) 583
Alright, who's scheduled for tomorrow nights 'true confessions'?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:17 AM (vChNs) Saturdays are usually struggle sessions. Sunday is general religiosoty and Methodist bashing (BIRM) I think it's Tuesday? You know, after Lodge? Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 01:19 AM (rb1WU) 584
578. Ok now it makes sense. Well I hope you do memory hole her because she reeks of insanity and desperation. Her closet is stacked with glitter cowboy hats.
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 01:19 AM (eO2Z0) 585
Now some shops were able to repair those engines by boring them way oversize, and then pressing in cast iron sleeves, to bring the cylinders back to standard size. Properly repaire, those engines lasted until the car rusted away beneath them.
IIRC, Chevy tried a 400 c.i. small block, but ran into a similar overheating problem with the cylinders being so close together as to prevent coolant from getting between them, resulting in the predictable catastrophic failure. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 01:19 AM (tRaq7) 586
574 562 Blue Bell? Holy crap how tf does Uber work? At least your dangerous liaison was a good fare. Sheesh.
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 01:12 AM (eO2Z0) Its like a taxi service. But instead of calling you do it through the app. Also basically anyone can be a driver. And apparently for the drivers there is some indication that its a job for idiots. In that the money you make after uber takes their cut and you have to put aside your taxes, the money you would actually take home is less than the fuel expense and car maintenance you acquire. Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2017 01:19 AM (cAnNx) 587
"You're" not "your". That makes me mad, cause it makes me look like an idiot who doesn't know any better than that.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 01:20 AM (8O3HH) 588
580 NFW
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 01:21 AM (eO2Z0) 589
Saturdays are usually struggle sessions. Sunday is general religiosoty and Methodist bashing (BIRM)
I think it's Tuesday? You know, after Lodge? Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2017 01:19 AM (rb1WU) ---- ooohh rapey Tuesday confessions. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:21 AM (vChNs) Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 01:21 AM (bjlHK) 591
No, Your Grace. That's not usually a problem for the
XX persuasion. The only question is can you find someone that meets your standards. Your a duchess, remember. Noble. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 01:19 AM (8O3HH) <sighs> Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 01:24 AM (bjlHK) 592
Alright, who's scheduled for tomorrow nights 'true confessions'?
I don't think you have any other option than to fire up the Family Truckster and snare another supermodel driving a Ferrari 308. Posted by: we want stories at October 21, 2017 01:24 AM (wpC7C) 593
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 01:15 AM (bjlHK)
I think women have it a bit easier as opportunities come at them all day. (usually. You'll probably now tell me why I'm wrong and that's okay) Whereas men have to make the opportunity. It's just biological. Men pursue and and women decline or accept. Women usually recover from break ups faster than men (in certain ways. Because they're different those ways aren't the same.) At least that's been my observation. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:24 AM (5sfJ+) 594
And apparently for the drivers there is some indication that its a job for idiots. In that the money you make after uber takes their cut and you have to put aside your taxes, the money you would actually take home is less than the fuel expense and car maintenance you acquire.
--- much of my driving in along my work commute which makes it more efficient use of time/car. You know she paid me for what I did. Does that make me a strumpet? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:24 AM (vChNs) 595
590 near Philly?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:18 AM (vChNs) More like Green Lane. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 01:21 AM (bjlHK) --- I've ubered as far a Collegeville only about 6 miles from there. Call me is you get too tipsy to drive... Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:27 AM (vChNs) 596
Miley my cousin used to live there. It's a nice area.
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 01:27 AM (eO2Z0) 597
>> strumpet?
I love that word. Nice Brit word. "Crumpet" can actually mean the same thing. Tart and crumpets or tarts and strumpets. We should use it more. And beside liking the word, I'd just plain like strumpets. I'll have tarts and crumpets with strumpets any day. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 01:27 AM (8O3HH) 598
Once you understand CT, lots of seemingly baffeling things make perfect sense. 20 minutes long, but may be the best 20 minutes you spend.
https://youtu.be/FB3BcUKmSlo Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 12:11 AM (CTvSA) ======== Thank you sir. That was very good. I think sword/shield analysis is accurate, and I will keep that in mind when refuting this bs. I also liked his preliminary statements. All civilizations rot from the head down - that is comforting in the sense that we are not an exception. Things are so odd at this point that I thought that we were. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2017 01:28 AM (/qEW2) 599
What's bitten me isn't horniness (that's a given with a guy) it's loneliness.
I've always seemed to have a shield against feeling lonely. But lately I've been feeling it and so much so I'm actively seeking out company. Which is very weird for me. A kiss and a hug would suffice. Conversation most important. (crap now I'm writing like I write on POF.) Any who. I just wondered if any here (besides the bail bondsman) had any positive experiences. Buzzsaw: shut up. don't want to hear/see another 20 comment fable composed from your late night snack fantasies. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:29 AM (5sfJ+) Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:30 AM (vChNs) 601
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2017 01:19 AM (cAnNx)
I've worked jobs like that. They're usually called Internships. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:32 AM (5sfJ+) 602
600. It was interesting.
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 01:33 AM (eO2Z0) Posted by: Organic Trebuchet LLC at October 21, 2017 01:33 AM (wpC7C) 604
After four years I'm actually horny again, and no prospects. Is it possible that I may Never Get Laid Again??
All you need is a worthy man. Which leaves us here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3sOuEv0E2I Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 01:34 AM (IcT7t) 605
Just finished watching The Pine Tar Incident: The Making of 'Tar Wars' on FS1.
It's a mockumentary of a fake film based on an actual book about a real-life incident: the Royals/Yankees '83 game when George Brett's 9th inning homer was ruled Not A Homer, due to Billy Martin showing the umps how much pine tar GB had on his bat. This resulted in, IMO, the greatest tantrum in sports history, as Brett exploded from the dugout & ran straight for the umpires. Highly recommended. The true story behind the 25-day delay in finishing the game is a jaw-dropper. And hilarious. Posted by: Shopgirl at October 21, 2017 01:34 AM (ASGHc) 606
Ah. Cars and tarts....
Henry Manney declared the Jaguar XKE "The greatest crumpet catcher devised by man." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2017 01:35 AM (9tO1t) 607
599 I'm sure you'll meet someone. The numbers are in your favor.
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 01:36 AM (eO2Z0) 608
Highly recommended. The true story behind the 25-day delay in finishing the game is a jaw-dropper. And hilarious.
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 21, 2017 01:34 AM (ASGHc) I just watched that too. That was fun. I vaguely remember hearing about the Pine Tar game but didn't remember all the details. I had forgotten what a psycho Billy Martin was. Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 21, 2017 01:37 AM (P8951) 609
After watching that bear vid, I wanted to buy the bear a steak.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V sez: Sorry Tribe fans. Go Astros! at October 21, 2017 01:38 AM (P8951) 610
599 - I met my wife on an online dating site; been married 14 years so far. (Forget which; don't even know if it would still be around.) It seems like as good a way as any to meet women.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 21, 2017 01:39 AM (H5knJ) 611
605 this is what I love about baseball: it's quirky.
Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2017 01:39 AM (eO2Z0) 612
And Your Grace, just get out and mingle a bit. You'll be beating them off with a stick. I can tell you're more than the proverbial barrel of monkeys. You'll have no problem. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 01:39 AM (8O3HH) 613
More *fun* that the proverbial barrel of monkeys, darn it.
I get to typing too fast and just make a mess. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 01:41 AM (8O3HH) 614
And now for something completely different.
Ripped all my music to the pc. Now listening to Jia Peng Fang if you like sweet violin with very good accompaniment. Rainbow is the album I'm listening to now. I also have River. She has done several others. here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQG42S0Y95s Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:41 AM (5sfJ+) 615
P.S. that cut starts off with a chinese instrument at first. wait for a minute and it gets into the violin.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:44 AM (5sfJ+) 616
I've ubered as far a Collegeville only about 6 miles from there. Call me is you get too tipsy to drive...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 21, 2017 01:27 AM (vChNs) My brother - well, a different one - went to Ursinus. Until he got kicked out for partying too much. I lived in Mont Clare until I was 5, and spent the summers there until I was 16 or so. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 01:52 AM (bjlHK) 617
If Uber finds out about Buzzsaw90's adventure, he will likely become exuberant.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 01:52 AM (O848g) 618
either everyone is listening or I've killed the blog.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:52 AM (5sfJ+) 619
P.S. that cut starts off with a chinese instrument at first. wait for a minute and it gets into the violin.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 01:44 AM (5sfJ+) Erhu, or swynet? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 01:54 AM (O848g) 620
No, that banal pentatonic crap music killed the blog. LOL!
Posted by: navybrat at October 21, 2017 01:55 AM (w7KSn) 621
I do appreciate the encouragement being offered here, but I'm 62 and who's beating my door down at that age, really?
No, I don't feel old. Maybe 40s? Alas, 40-year-olds do not agree, and I get that. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 01:57 AM (bjlHK) 622
See the Daily Mail. There's a woman who alleges that Roman Polanksi molested her at age 10. She's starting some campaign to get Polanski thrown out of the Academy, just like Uncle Harvey. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 01:59 AM (8O3HH) 623
Why 60 is the new 50 or something. Take my cousin. Old bachelor. 50s. He met a Canadian gal somehow, in her 50s. They got married back in 2005ish. Still happy as larks. They were like teenagers, and still are, I think. And if that's not enough. There's some recent locally. Poor fellow wife's died. He's in his 70s. He met another widow and they got married just a few months ago. She was in her 60s. And why wait til they beat down your door? Beat down some doors your own self. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 02:05 AM (8O3HH) 624
I do appreciate the encouragement being offered here, but I'm 62 and who's beating my door down at that age, really?
No, I don't feel old. Maybe 40s? Alas, 40-year-olds do not agree, and I get that. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 01:57 AM (bjlHK) There would be room for you here. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 02:06 AM (O848g) 625
No, I don't feel old. Maybe 40s? Alas, 40-year-olds do not agree, and I get that.
I don't either. I'm a year older and I don't feel much different than I did when I was 20. This getting old thingy is rather strange. Time speeds up and slows down at the same time. If I ever get to St. Peter's Gates, that's one of the things I wanna ax him about. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 02:07 AM (tRaq7) 626
There's a woman who alleges that Roman Polanksi molested her at age 10. She's starting some campaign to get Polanski thrown out of the Academy, just like Uncle Harvey.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 01:59 AM (8O3HH) At age 10? Precocious little perv, he was. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 02:07 AM (O848g) 627
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 01:57 AM (bjlHK)
62? geez you're baby, baby. I'm 71 going on 22. Join POF.com and then tell me your user name or i'll tell you mine. Hook up moron style? Don't know. Seriously, 62 is still young. Although the men are dropping like flies about 65 these days so the male to female ratio is about 1 to 4. Still. You ladies do have your little quirks and deal breakers. But as I've gotten older i've gotten more forgiving. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:10 AM (5sfJ+) 628
WeirdDave: That bear video was absolutely hilarious! "Gosh, darn it!" LOL
Posted by: Mr_Write at October 21, 2017 02:12 AM (Y2Xps) 629
Erhu, or swynet?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 01:54 AM (O848g) Some kind of plucked instrument like a samisen. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:12 AM (5sfJ+) 630
Polanski seems like a bit of a creep.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 21, 2017 02:12 AM (6FqZa) 631
>>>There would be room for you here.
Canada, or Arizona? >>>This getting old thingy is rather strange. Time speeds up and slows down at the same time. Tell me about it. In my 40s, it felt like I was just beginning to learn something about life (ie having to unlearn a lot of things that just weren't true). Now - especially having come through mourning Tim - I do feel like I'm making some progress in the wisdom game. And yet, I don't feel old. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:14 AM (bjlHK) 632
And also Miley.
As you have gotten older, the men have too and thus they're not so critical. Now if you've got your heart set on someone under 50 then that might be problematical unless you're a sugar mama. The guys at that age know they're selling a commodity that's in short supply as the ones who are looking for them are many and the supply of unmarried 40 yos who are good looking and willing to hookup in age are fewer. I've seen some very youthful looking women and although I'm looking through 70 yo eyes, I can see attractiveness and someone who's taken care of themselves. So there's a bit of competition. Depends on whether you think it's worth the effort. I always thought it was too much bother. (after my 40's) now suddenly I find that I'm missing that and wish I had pursued it with more vigor when I was younger. Good luck and have fun whatever you do. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:18 AM (5sfJ+) 633
Some kind of plucked instrument like a samisen.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:12 AM (5sfJ+) Erhu is bowed, and swynet is a wind instrument, of sorts. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 02:19 AM (O848g) 634
As a died in the wool Mopar Guy I hate to admit my very first car was a 1974 Vega. I bought it in 76 for $1000, however by 77 I had stuffed a 383 Magnum in it. I also bought a real car, a 71 Dodge Charger R/T 440 Magnum.
My 2016 ScatPack is far quicker than my 71 ever was. We live in the second horse power renaissance I have many 71 Charger stories Posted by: Vmaximus at October 21, 2017 02:20 AM (nD95h) 635
I'm 50, and I still think I'm about 25 and it's 1990 or so. Everything since then was a blur. Once you get so far, all the games of youth seem ridiculous and stupid. It was around 40, a little better when I got there. Stopped worrying about "being cool" and all that stupid stuff. Throw out the rule book for the games of youth, especially in the romance dept. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 02:20 AM (8O3HH) 636
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 02:19 AM (O848g)
Ever see HERO with Jet Li? The sound track to that movie has a lot of that plucked instrument in it. As Navy Pilot said it's atonal and an acquired taste but her violin is so smooth and sweet and well arranged. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:21 AM (5sfJ+) 637
Posted by: Vmaximus at October 21, 2017 02:20 AM (nD95h)
We all have stories of how once we went over to the Dark Side. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:22 AM (5sfJ+) 638
>>>Although the men are dropping like flies about 65 these days so the male to female ratio is about 1 to 4.
Oh, I think I could hold my own with those odds. I suppose it depends on what the man in question is looking for. I'm more bohemian than proper. And yet, conservative/libertarian. >>>Still. You ladies do have your little quirks and deal breakers. Among my quirks are fucking and getting high. I would be upset if you didn't like bj's. Don't know as it would be a deal breaker, but... Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:23 AM (bjlHK) 639
And yet, I don't feel old.
One of the most mysterious things I like about Christianity is The Big Guy's command of time. He can pretty much do anything with it to anyone. Revelation (IMHO) is the story of a guy that somehow got thrust about 2000 years into the future and came back to describe what he saw the best he could. This is also why the idea of death doesn't bother me. I'm firmly convinced that our time will not end with our death and that we'll see our loved ones again when we cross over. I'm weird that way. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 02:24 AM (tRaq7) 640
Damn. I can't even get through a whole glass of jack and coke these days.
Just to busy to remember to drink. OMG! OMG! Alcohol doesn't do it for my much. Life's weird and then it gets weirder. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:25 AM (5sfJ+) 641
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:23 AM (bjlHK)
I'm a very cunning person and love to reciprocate. IYKWIM Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:26 AM (5sfJ+) 642
After four years I'm actually horny again, and no prospects. Is it possible that I may Never Get Laid Again??
Ahh hell Miley, I'd do you and consider it an honor, except for the whole I'm off the market thing. People tell me I'm one in a million, with 7 billion folks on the planet, that means there are 7000 guys just like me out there. You're a shoe-in! Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 02:27 AM (UWzjE) 643
487 Tebow, like him or not, is in the same boat as Kaepernick.
He can't play NFL Football well enough to justify a team signing him. If he could, he'd be on a roster. Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2017 10:36 PM (QDK5o) Kaepernick had more time to prove he wasn't ready for the big time than Tebow had. I would have given him three years. Many other screwup QBs have had more time than that to prove they sucked. Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at October 21, 2017 02:27 AM (qXaZc) 644
We all have stories of how once we went over to the Dark Side. Mopar is not the dark side.
Work on a Ford once or twice Posted by: Vmaximus at October 21, 2017 02:27 AM (nD95h) 645
Ever see HERO with Jet Li?
The sound track to that movie has a lot of that plucked instrument in it. As Navy Pilot said it's atonal and an acquired taste but her violin is so smooth and sweet and well arranged. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:21 AM (5sfJ+) No, never saw it. Not a Movie-goer. Here is a pretty Chinese lady playing the erhu. Not hard to listen to, at all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fdFGEg-9R8 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 02:27 AM (O848g) 646
FYI I'm not seeking out 40 year olds. I'm just saying I'm not looking for someone who thinks old. I like my music loud and would definitely not be welcome in a retirement home.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:28 AM (bjlHK) 647
Did I mention that I'm in SE PA?
Over near the Susquehanna. There's a big chocolate manufacturer hereabouts. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:28 AM (5sfJ+) 648
And truth be told, I'm more like 1 in a thousand. You'll be beating them off with a stick!*
*As opposed to the other kind of beating them off. Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 02:28 AM (UWzjE) 649
>> I'm more bohemian than proper.
>>Among my quirks are fucking and getting high. I >> would be upset if you didn't like bj's. Good Lord, woman! You're worried about finding a man?! You're not a duchess, you're a damn goddess. You could snatch a boy toy with those qualities. You could make the Daily Mail. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 02:29 AM (8O3HH) 650
Carlisle has great car shows
Posted by: Vmaximus at October 21, 2017 02:32 AM (nD95h) 651
>> You'll be beating them off with a stick!
That's what I told her. Hell, you and me and a thousand others would be fighting over her. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 02:32 AM (8O3HH) 652
This is also why the idea of death doesn't bother
me. I'm firmly convinced that our time will not end with our death and that we'll see our loved ones again when we cross over. I'm weird that way. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 02:24 AM (tRaq7) You're absolutely correct. Tim came back to share that with me, so I'm good. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:33 AM (bjlHK) 653
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 02:27 AM (O848g)
Well I've just shown my monumental ignorance. Jia Peng Fang IS playing the ERHU. Just got out the album. dumbdedumbdumb. I never looked at the album I always thought it was a violin. It sounds so much like one. well thanks a lot pal. Seriously though I woulda swore it was a violin. Still. Doesn't matter. Love the sound and her playing. Pretty is pretty no matter the instrument. What a Dummy I am. Mark this down in your calendars you won't hear of this happening again. I was WRONG!!! Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:33 AM (5sfJ+) 654
Ahh hell Miley, I'd do you and consider it an honor,
except for the whole I'm off the market thing. People tell me I'm one in a million, with 7 billion folks on the planet, that means there are 7000 guys just like me out there. You're a shoe-in! Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 02:27 AM (UWzjE) I appreciate your theoretical generosity, Dave! And those odds don't sound all that bad, right? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:35 AM (bjlHK) 655
You could snatch a boy toy with those qualities. You could make the Daily Mail.
Yep. Good wishes for you, Miley. I have every confidence you'll find a good man and he'll be worth the wait. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 02:36 AM (tRaq7) 656
You could snatch a boy toy with those qualities. You could make the Daily Mail.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 02:29 AM (8O3HH) I could make Florida Man. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:37 AM (bjlHK) 657
I didn't think you were after 40 yos but that's what a lot of the older women try to go for.
The youth and longevity of their partner is a big plus to someone who's maybe lost one. They aren't too thrilled about 71 yos and I can understand that point of view. I may have to troll the senior center. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:37 AM (5sfJ+) 658
Pretty is pretty no matter the instrument.
What a Dummy I am. Mark this down in your calendars you won't hear of this happening again. I was WRONG!!! Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:33 AM (5sfJ+) I listened to that entire 9:54 performance that linked up-thread. Sounds a lot like a classical European concerto. I think the scale is a little different, but not so different that it clashes with the piano. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 02:40 AM (O848g) 659
I tell people that the guys having a mid or end of life crisis are going about it all wrong.
They go out and buy a new 'vette and get face lifts and wear twenties style clothes. No. No. You want to bring back your youth you go buy a junker and put in a 500 watt stereo wear ragged jeans cause you spend all your money for gas and dye your hair green or purple. Roll around town with the stereo up loud smokin' dope and hoping to score that chick works at the counter at the diner. THAT'S recovering your youth. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:42 AM (5sfJ+) 660
I'm a very cunning person and love to reciprocate. IYKWIM
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:26 AM (5sfJ+) ITID! Well, if this move comes about, we'll have to set up a SEPA MoMee. Tim and I went to Hershey for a Joyce Meyer convention. It was fun. Every time I visit Mom, I head up 15 to the PA turnpike. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:43 AM (bjlHK) 661
Carlisle has great car shows
Posted by: Vmaximus at October 21, 2017 02:32 AM (nD95h) Shifting gears: Just as I was pulling into the grocery store parking lot this afternoon, I heard something extremely exotic rev its engine. About two rows over sat somebody in an Lamborghini Aventador. Had to walk over and take a long look. It drew a lot of attention. You just don't see Italian supercars in the parking lot there very often, but I did see a new Rolls Royce cruise through there a few weeks ago, so there's that. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 02:44 AM (tRaq7) 662
>>>The youth and longevity of their partner is a big plus to someone who's maybe lost one.
Tim wasn't supposed to croak at 59. Nobody knows when their time will come. I try not to think like actuarial tables, because I'm definitely an outlier myself. And I consider myself to be blessed, although when Tim died, that belief was definitely challenged. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:46 AM (bjlHK) 663
No. No. You want to bring back your youth you go buy a junker and put in a 500 watt stereo wear ragged jeans cause you spend all your money for gas and dye your hair green or purple.
Roll around town with the stereo up loud smokin' dope and hoping to score that chick works at the counter at the diner. THAT'S recovering your youth. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:42 AM (5sfJ+) Here in Arizona, they get a leather jacket, grow a long grey beard, buy a Harley, and tool around with a fat chick on the back. There's one guy, rides by here every day on his Harley, wearing a top hat. No shit. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 02:46 AM (O848g) 664
>> I could make Florida Man.
The damned centerfold. With your interests, especially the rhymes with snow blob part, you will indeed be beating them off with a stick. You just make sure he's a good groom of the vestibule to match. Get out there and strut! With that, I'm going to have to sign off for the night. Good night, your Grace (and everyone else). Well nope, you're a goddess, not a mere duchess. Your Majesty is not enough. How do you address a goddess? Don't know. Whatever it is, good night, your godess-ship. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 02:46 AM (8O3HH) 665
evil
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2017 02:47 AM (2+A6X) 666
As a died in the wool Mopar Guy I hate to admit my very first car was a
1974 Vega. I bought it in 76 for $1000, however by 77 I had stuffed a 383 Magnum in it. When you romped on it, could you feel the body of the car twisting? Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 02:47 AM (IcT7t) 667
damn
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2017 02:47 AM (2+A6X) 668
Sorry, bebe.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 02:50 AM (IcT7t) 669
Jim Morrison had it right: "The future's uncertain and the end is always near."
Best times I had in my life is when I didn't sweat the future. Worst times I had in my life is when I sweated the future and was trying to prep for it. Big mistake. Shoulda kept my old philosophy. I'm almost back to the guy I used to be 20-30 years ago. He was real and had fun. That's why the "back from the dead" phrase in my nic. I was zombiefied for a while but escaped. Now I'm seeing what I lost it almost make me cry. But Drive on is my motto. Only now it's while listening to MY music and not some idiot DJ's idea of what's hot or ancient songs I've heard 2 thousand times. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:50 AM (5sfJ+) 670
Sorry if I seemed a little insensitive. I didn't know about Tim.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:51 AM (5sfJ+) 671
middle of downtown next to jazz kitchen express
heh it's only fair you managed to get your soul back. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2017 02:52 AM (2+A6X) 672
well where did THAT copy come from. weirod
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2017 02:52 AM (2+A6X) 673
When you romped on it, could you feel the body of the car twisting?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 02:47 AM (IcT7t) I got a Chevy Monza one time; think it was a '75. It had the 262 V8 and factory 4-speed. Monza was built on the Vega platform. Dumb kid who had it had been out in a gravel pit, jumping the car, and made a hard landing, and the engine commenced knocking. He thought it had thrown a rod, so I gave him a hundred dollars for it. I took the oil pan off, and hammered the dents out of it; the knocking was the crank counterweight hitting a dent. The K-frame under the engine was spread, but by pulling it with a hydraulic ram, I was able to get it to just accept a good alignment. Painted it bright red, with a wide black racing stripe. It was a fast car, but a cop magnet, and got me several tickets. I traded it off for a Dodge Omni, plus cash, so I did OK on it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 02:56 AM (O848g) 674
It's an omen. Where's the jazz kitchen express?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:56 AM (5sfJ+) 675
Oh, it's not theoretical, it's quite real. It's just unable to be (here where I give the knowing wink, right? I'm out of practice)...consummated.
What attracts me to women is that I LIKE them. I once had a fling with a woman who was BIG. I mean big, something like 400 + lbs. I never asked ( upside: her boobs were about half her body weight (hyperbole). She told me her cup size once, I forget what it was, but I think it was in an alphabet with many more than 26 letters). It didn't work out, but I just loved her to death, she was sweeter than sugar cane. I like you. If things weren't what they are, I'd be on your doorstep with a bouquet of roses, slicked back hair, and a hopeful expression on my face in a heartbeat. But, alas, I met my Queen before I met the Duchess. Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 02:56 AM (Nyyc4) 676
Roll around town with the stereo up loud smokin' dope and hoping to score that chick works at the counter at the diner.
THAT'S recovering your youth. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:42 AM (5sfJ+) Put the top down on the Mustang and take bong hits? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:58 AM (bjlHK) 677
i was going to offer up a few words on how much fun it was to get 'scoped at the urologist today, but i'm obviously out of my league.
just as i knew i was when i saw the bikini picture of fame and legend. go for it Grrrl! and tell the lucky bastage, before he breathes his last, that i'm a jealous mofo. Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10 long, long ago at October 21, 2017 02:58 AM (D0ZGj) 678
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 02:56 AM (O848g)
A Dodge OMNI? Holy crap what a shit bucket. Did you have a broken front motor mount? Those things were fragile. They didn't have things setup for front wheel drive engines yet in detroit. I hated mine in the snow. I'd steer one way and the thing would head off into the ditch. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:59 AM (5sfJ+) 679
Well nope, you're a goddess, not a mere duchess.
Your Majesty is not enough. How do you address a goddess? Don't know. Whatever it is, good night, your godess-ship. Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 21, 2017 02:46 AM (8O3HH) LOL, publius! Sleep well! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 02:59 AM (bjlHK) 680
Wish I could find an old rag top. Saw a white with pale blue highlights Firebird the other day. Definitely seen better days.
Paints still not bad condition just a shitty combo of colors. Cars like that always have the engines run ragged and the undercarriage is sagging from the speeding over RR tracks and bumps. When you're young you don't slow down for shit. Until that first shock absorber bill along with the wheel alignment. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:02 AM (5sfJ+) 681
A Dodge OMNI? Holy crap what a shit bucket.
Did you have a broken front motor mount? Those things were fragile. They didn't have things setup for front wheel drive engines yet in detroit. I hated mine in the snow. I'd steer one way and the thing would head off into the ditch. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:59 AM (5sfJ+) I don't remember what was wrong with it. But it was an easy fix for me, and I sold it down the road, and made a few hundred dollars on it. This was 1980-something-something, and I was living sort of hand-to-mouth. I had a regular driver at the time, though, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 03:02 AM (O848g) 682
Was considering going to the MoMee, but I never got an email back so I have no idea when or if it's near Austin.
Had gum surgery yesterday sooooo...probably not best to mix Tramadol and alcohol! Although Miley's Mustang idea might work... Posted by: Zai - Currently Fabulous, but desperate for clutchable pearls at October 21, 2017 03:04 AM (TrSQz) 683
Posted by: redc1c4, 11H10 long, long ago at October 21, 2017 02:58 AM (D0ZGj)
Odds he told you "this will pinch a bit"? 200% They always say that shit. I always tell them "you mean its going to hurt and to hang on to something don't you?" I've been there had it done. Thought I was gonna die. Felt like a bug on spike. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:04 AM (5sfJ+) 684
That's why the "back from the dead" phrase in my nic.
I was zombiefied for a while but escaped. Now I'm seeing what I lost it almost make me cry. But Drive on is my motto. Only now it's while listening to MY music and not some idiot DJ's idea of what's hot or ancient songs I've heard 2 thousand times. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 02:50 AM (5sfJ+) One of my favorite movies is American Beauty. I loved that he connected with his youth again, and even got to rebel against his wife as disapproving Mom, even as she was rebelling by having an affair and shooting with The King. It's never too late to get it back, right? 670 Sorry if I seemed a little insensitive. I didn't know about Tim. No worries. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:04 AM (bjlHK) 685
Wish I could find an old rag top. Saw a white with pale blue highlights Firebird the other day. Definitely seen better days.
Paints still not bad condition just a shitty combo of colors. Cars like that always have the engines run ragged and the undercarriage is sagging from the speeding over RR tracks and bumps. When you're young you don't slow down for shit. Until that first shock absorber bill along with the wheel alignment. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:02 AM (5sfJ+) Would you like a classic British sports car? 1976 Triumph TR6 roadster. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 03:05 AM (O848g) 686
>>>I got a Chevy Monza one time; think it was a '75.
AOP, I had a cherry red '75 Monza. The kid I bought it from put some kind of monster engine in it that eventually cracked the <insert correct terminology here, I don't remember>. The engine was really not right for the car. But I used to race from light to light on the streets of the SF Valley and it was a trip. Never got ticketed, either. My ex was a bad influence. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:08 AM (bjlHK) 687
off stupid grunt sock.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 03:08 AM (D0ZGj) 688
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 03:05 AM (O848g)
With electrics by Lucas The Lord of Darkness? No thanks. I'll pass. Had my fair share of brit iron riding motorcycles in Cali many, many, many moons ago. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:09 AM (5sfJ+) 689
I love AOP's stories.
"Well, this one time I met a guy who had bought a Trident class sub. He found out he was claustrophobic and I traded him 3 signed Beeline paperbacks and a banana slicer for it. I put it up on blocks and swapped out the uranium reactor for one based on plutonium, and then raced it around the waterways of the West Edmonton Mall. When I got tired of that I launched a nuclear strike through time on the Third Reich and parked it on the back 40. Maybe someday I'll get back to it but right now I'm trying to figure out the tapping sound in the crankcase of the 1911 Ford Model T I salvaged from the Titanic's cargo hold" I wanna be AOP when I grow up. Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 03:09 AM (UWzjE) 690
OK, it's bedtime for Bonzo.
I really do wish the best of everything for all you miscreants. I hope every good thing y'all ever wished for comes true. Y'all try to behave. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 21, 2017 03:12 AM (tRaq7) 691
But, alas, I met my Queen before I met the Duchess.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 21, 2017 02:56 AM (Nyyc4) You're both blessed to have each other, and I understand it's the "guy thing" that permits you to hold both ideas in your mind simultaneously. I appreciate your appreciation. And yes, it begins with actually liking each other. That takes some time to determine, too. So while it may seem like I'm just looking to get laid, what I'm really looking for is the whole enchilada. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:12 AM (bjlHK) 692
AOP, I had a cherry red '75 Monza. The kid I bought it from put some kind of monster engine in it that eventually cracked the . The engine was really not right for the car. But I used to race from light to light on the streets of the SF Valley and it was a trip. Never got ticketed, either.
My ex was a bad influence. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:08 AM (bjlHK) Heh. They were slippery little devils, like a motorized pumpkin seed. Mine was a Monza GT, IIRC, and had the factory 262 V8 and four-speed. Any small-block Chevy motor would bolt right in, even a 400 incher. Weak link would be the rear axle. Body was actually pretty stout. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 03:12 AM (O848g) 693
213 Pontiac Fiero Presents : Hall and Oates
https://tinyurl.com/y7x9nzbb (I have at least one copy of this) Posted by: garrett ________ OMG....I was actually AT that concert. My pops wrote a book on the Fiero and we had one at the house that Pontiac gave to the magazines to test. It was kinda cool to drive one when you were 16 and all... Posted by: Zai - Currently Fabulous, but desperate for clutchable pearls at October 21, 2017 03:13 AM (TrSQz) 694
So while it may seem like I'm just looking to get laid, what I'm really looking for is the whole enchilada.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:12 AM (bjlHK) --- con salsa y crema Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 03:15 AM (D0ZGj) 695
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:08 AM (bjlHK)
Hmmm. Maybe the jack rabbit starts had something to with the cracked (insert technology here)? Not criticizing or nothing. I had a 61 chevy coupe white with red interior. Someone shoehorned a 348 truck engine in it with transmission but the linkages didn't fit so it shifted backwards from the correct pattern. Lots of fun learning to drive it without uprevving the engine to shriek speed. Loved that car. Ran it into a raised center divider trying to keep from getting run over. This too was in Cali. Out there at the time some center dividers were painted and some had actual curbs. At night it could be hard to tell which was which. oops! Totaled the undercarriage. wrecked the front axles scraped the trans and generally turned it into a scrap box. Traded it to a guy for an old oil leaking Triumph chopper. That didnt' last long either. See now THAT'S fun. Screwing up and getting ripped off and driving your car off the road. Wheee! Good times as they say. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:16 AM (5sfJ+) Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:20 AM (bjlHK) 697
Well, I am off to the snoozer. Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon, survivor of GNAMM at October 21, 2017 03:23 AM (O848g) 698
re: oral...there's a reason the sweet taste buds are at THE FAR BACK of the tongue ;-p
Posted by: The Gimp at October 21, 2017 03:23 AM (JlSFP) 699
See now THAT'S fun. Screwing up and getting ripped off and driving your car off the road. Wheee!
Good times as they say. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:16 AM (5sfJ+) Yep - the Monza was to replace the Sunbird which I totalled. The Mustang, on the other hand, gets the best of care. I'm taking it in tomorrow to get the fluids checked and an oil change. 81K miles, which is about 30K less than a 2005 is expected to have. I want that car to last. It's got no GPS or Bluetooth and I fucking love that. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:23 AM (bjlHK) 700
As to the whole enchilada. One day at a time as the alcoholics say.
That's my alternate motto. it's difficult to be patient when you want to make up for lost time. And it's hard on the pocket book. One good thing came out of my zombiefication and subsequent escape; I called an old GF (from 30 years ago!!! She's married now) found we still had a connection only now friendship. And I really needed a friend as I was freaking out. Lots of tears and laughs and help me get back to me again. Reminded me of who I was and my roots. (or some such shit) Text or call her still. She's my biggest fan now. And I needed the ego boost. She says I did the same for her. Too far away for a meet up though. And the hubbie might not approve anyway. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:24 AM (5sfJ+) 701
Evening
Posted by: thathalfrican - The calm before the storm at October 21, 2017 03:24 AM (IYHxL) 702
re: oral...there's a reason the sweet taste buds are at THE FAR BACK of the tongue ;-p Posted by: The Gimp at October 21, 2017 03:23 AM (JlSFP) Charmer! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:25 AM (bjlHK) 703
Wow! Typing that has made my pants quiver - despite my gimp status :-O :-O
Posted by: The Gimp at October 21, 2017 03:27 AM (JlSFP) 704
I think we're not far from the day when the cars can be controlled from some central computer and that will be the end of personal transportation.
Another slice of freedom buried under Gov bullshit. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:27 AM (5sfJ+) 705
>>>it's difficult to be patient when you want to make up for lost time.
True. Tim and I really did make up for those 25 years. I think we had more sex in our 8 years together than in all the years before. I may have fucked him to death. I hope not. But I don't think he holds that against me. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:29 AM (bjlHK) 706
ah. the wankers come out from the wood work.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:29 AM (5sfJ+) 707
My Ex-wife had a Monza.
I had to buy her a new car when we divorced. I bought her a Mitsu/ Mopar 82 Challenger But was begging for a Hemi Posted by: Vmaximus at October 21, 2017 03:30 AM (nD95h) 708
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:29 AM (bjlHK)
Some men's dream. Don't know why. I wouldn't want to stop in the middle of that. I'd be very upset. Might have to come back as a ghost. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:31 AM (5sfJ+) 709
>>>I think we're not far from the day when the cars can be controlled from
some central computer and that will be the end of personal transportation. Not in my lifetime, as long as I'm armed and driving my Mustang. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:32 AM (bjlHK) 710
But was begging for a Hemi
Posted by: Vmaximus ____________ Aren't we all? Ok..goodnight horde people. Time for Tramadol dreams. Posted by: Zai - Currently Fabulous, but desperate for clutchable pearls at October 21, 2017 03:32 AM (TrSQz) 711
You're lucky you found each other and had that time together.
I know that's easy for me to say. I've had similar said to me but enough is never enough when you find that person you fit. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:33 AM (5sfJ+) 712
He did, but only once, and not for sex.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:34 AM (bjlHK) 713
One of my first cars was a "fake" 1970 GTO Judge. The car came a set of M50x14 rear tires on rims. I sold them to a guy at work that put them on a Vega. No big motor I doubt he ever even made them chirp.
Posted by: X-ray at October 21, 2017 03:35 AM (dfVjB) Posted by: Vmaximus at October 21, 2017 03:36 AM (nD95h) 715
Posted by: Zai - Currently Fabulous, but desperate for clutchable pearls at October 21, 2017 03:32 AM (TrSQz)
Watch that stuff! That's part of what zombiefied me! Do not take any more than you absolutely have to for actual pain. Not aches, not strains but actual PAIN!!! Trust me on this. Oh and stop as soon as you don't need it if the pain goes away and is not chronic. Even then try to tough it out. That stuff will start causing personality changes. Probably any painkiller will but Tramadol is insidiouS in that you DON'T NOTICE IT HAPPENING! Forget what the Drs say and take some Naproxen. Unless you have liver disease. then no. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:37 AM (5sfJ+) Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 03:37 AM (D0ZGj) 717
He did, but only once, and not for sex.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:34 AM (bjlHK) Came back? Seriously? (be careful, I believe in that stuff) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:38 AM (5sfJ+) 718
>>> enough is never enough when you find that person you fit.
It's true. I wrote a fantasy story last summer, about an alternate parallel reality, where we return to 1974 (we met in college). And we knew each other and what we had. It was so much fun to write, being 40 years wiser than our classmates (and 20 years wiser than our parents). Made life soooooo much easier. The point of the adventure was to reconnect with his faith and help me move on without him when it was over. But even after over 150K words, I realized I could never willingly give him up. The more I had, the more I wanted. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:39 AM (bjlHK) 719
Sex can cure anything - spunk in Frederika Wilson's chapeau and you improve its content 1,000 times over!
Posted by: The Gimp at October 21, 2017 03:39 AM (JlSFP) 720
Use caution. It can become an obsession and separate you from reality.
I can't believe he'd want that to happen to you. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:41 AM (5sfJ+) 721
Did you meet once then separate and then connect back again after years went by?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:42 AM (5sfJ+) 722
Came back? Seriously? (be careful, I believe in that stuff)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:38 AM (5sfJ+) I used to talk to him out loud. I'd been out to dinner with his parents and heard a story about his horrible ex-wife, and mentioned it. The pen on his whiteboard flipped into the air onto the floor and the cat started to play with it. I'd never witnessed anything like that and said, "You're here!" He poured his joy into me, and let me know that we'd shared a life before, and would again. So I know he's fine. But the loneliness without him is difficult. He was the best buddy and lover and companion. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:44 AM (bjlHK) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:45 AM (5sfJ+) 724
oh yeah... i almost forgot.
it's blowing like a rat bastard out of the northeast right now, currently cold, but that's a santa ana for you, and it's gonna be hot as hello during the day here, the next few days. look for SoCal to burn to the ground like NorCal did a week or so ago. weather like this is unheard of... at least since last year at this time, and the year before, and.... suck it up, touristas! Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 03:46 AM (D0ZGj) 725
Yes, he was my first love in college, and we split after I graduated. Actually, I told him to fuck off.
He found me on Classmates 25 years later, but he was still married and his youngest was too young to think about divorce. So we corresponded as friends and I went on to date the dentist in Tampa for a few years. When Tim heard I'd broken up with Dentist, he made his move. As you say, you want to make up for lost time. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:48 AM (bjlHK) 726
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:44 AM (bjlHK)
That's similar to the connection my ex-GF and I share only she's still alive but married and so off limits. Knew each other years ago and made a connection. then circumstances broke us apart. Now She and I are still connected but no chance of closeness. She says I have to stay away as she doesn't trust herself. And I wouldn't cause it would tear her apart. Very difficult but we're getting better at being in contact without pain from the separation. There is no advice anyone can really give to anyone in situations like yours except to do the best you can to live your life to the fullest as the person you love would most likely wish you to do. Maybe a visit to a medium might be in order. Go amateur as pros are iffy due to them taking money for their gift. I'd do a Tarot reading for you but it doesn't work well long distance. Find some solace somewhere and be careful of going nutso from the stress. Another Old GF told me once to keep busy and don't think about stuff you can't do anything about. The time may come when you can and you should prepare yourself to do so. In the meantime know that you are loved and watched over. The Dead do live on. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:52 AM (5sfJ+) 727
426 and 392
Posted by: Vmaximus _______ Currently a 6.4L 300 SRT8 - I love that car Bitter Clinger - I had my suspicions about it and I've only taken 1 since they gave it to me. Think I'll swap for the Ibuprofen they gave me instead. I'm not feeling that bad and I think last night the Tramadol made me a bit queasy anyway. Thank you! Night again....no really really ! Posted by: Zai - Currently Fabulous, but desperate for clutchable pearls at October 21, 2017 03:52 AM (TrSQz) 728
1st?
Posted by: Vendor Verborum at October 21, 2017 03:54 AM (uy17a) 729
>>>Sorry if this stirs up stuff that should be let lie.
Why are you coming to PA? I have to get out of NoVA. It's too fucking expensive to live here, and my business here is done. They say you shouldn't make big changes after losing a spouse, not until you've got your bearings back. I really wanted to flee, but I knew if I did that, I'd lose the connection with his family. I clung to that. His mother has been fantastic. She'll be 89 in a few months. I thought of Pensacola, but can't swing that kind of move right now. A few days ago one of my brothers made this offer to me. My lease is up at the beginning of May, and I really don't want to renew it. So I now have a place to go. Part of this is another brother who is battling cancer, and he's been living with my mom, who is 83. It just feels like being out of driving distance would be a bad idea. We'll see what happens over the winter, but PA looks like the plan. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:55 AM (bjlHK) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:56 AM (5sfJ+) 731
It's so late it's early.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 03:56 AM (5sfJ+) 732
Good lord, it's 4 am. This is what happens when you nap from 6-10 pm.
I need some more sleep. Thank you again for a great evening on the ONT. Like old times. Take care, BC, and maybe we'll get to meet in 2018. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 04:00 AM (bjlHK) 733
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 21, 2017 03:55 AM (bjlHK)
everyone has a burden to bear. Some you can see others are hidden so deep. But know that care and concern is available. Do what I'm doing. I'm having fun just looking at all the women who have been brave enough to put their pictures out there for others to judge hoping for some connection to take the place of one they've lost. I'm sure you enjoy looking and good looking men. Find your pleasures where you may. My fortune keeps coming up that I need to be patient. So it's a good thing I learned patience the last 15 years. or I'd be bouncing off the walls by now. I never understood how people could be numbed to life. But that's where I was at. It's terrible and now I have to try and recover somewhat of something of a life before I croak. So that's what I'm going to do. Always tell anyone who asks about Tim. It won't bother those who care and it will fend off the egotists and jerks better than a roach spray. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 04:02 AM (5sfJ+) 734
GN Miley.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 04:04 AM (5sfJ+) 735
So what do we talk about now?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 21, 2017 04:04 AM (5sfJ+) Posted by: The Political Hat at October 21, 2017 04:06 AM (itfg0) Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 04:16 AM (D0ZGj) 738
"There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was
one of those hot dry Santa Ana's that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands' necks. Anything can happen. You can even get a full glass of beer at a cocktail lounge." Red Wind Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 04:24 AM (D0ZGj) Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2017 04:27 AM (D0ZGj) 740
Please tell me the bear ate her.
Posted by: socalcon at October 21, 2017 04:40 AM (WAnre) 741
G'night everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2017 04:52 AM (IcT7t) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2017 04:55 AM (pNxlR) 743
Three hours 'til daylight.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at October 21, 2017 05:13 AM (m9X4Y) 744
My first car was a 73 Vega. Orange.
Because if you're going to drive a Vega, announce it to the world. Posted by: NavyMom at October 21, 2017 05:23 AM (Oelm8) 745
I'm gonna send Kevink Williamson a cheap pearl necklace he can clutch. whatta dick.
Posted by: vivi at October 21, 2017 08:18 AM (11H2y) 746
Actually there IS a continent available where you could ship them all at our expense.
It's called "Africa". And they'd fit right in. Posted by: Mark Matis at October 21, 2017 08:40 AM (LzG0h) 747
The point of the Cosworth Vega was the 4 valve DOHC head that allowed the engine to rev to 7 or 9 K, 230+ HP. Your math may vary.
Then the EPA showed up. Party over. Posted by: Burger Chef at October 21, 2017 08:41 AM (RuIsu) 748
Cuz I'm a bear, bitch.
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