Playboy Will Feature a Transgender Playmate

Men must be retrained to be gay.

Apparently gays and trannies are born that way and they are immutable in their sexuality, but heterosexuals can and must be retrained to be gay and/or trans.

To even suggest a gay person or trans person attempt to retrain their sexual preference or "gender identity" is a near crime, but it's a socially-approved pastime to endlessly propagandize that straight "cisgender" people "open their minds" and "put aside their hang-ups and Socially Constructed ideas of sexuality and gender" and try to become better people by experimenting with being trans or gay.

For the first time in its 64-year history, Playboy magazine will feature a transgender Playmate, a decision that Cooper Hefner, a top executive at the magazine, said on Thursday was in keeping with its founding mission of embracing changing attitudes about sex.

They're not changing all that much. Most boys like girls and most girls like boys.

The French model Ines Rau, 26, will appear as the November centerfold in the first issue since the death of Mr. Hefner’s father, the magazine’s founder, Hugh Hefner.
Selecting Ms. Rau "very much speaks to the brand’s philosophy," said Mr. Hefner, 26, Playboy’s chief creative officer. "It’'s the right thing to do. We’re at a moment where gender roles are evolving."

Again, not to belabor a simple point, but apparently straight people's gender roles are "evolving," while gay and trans people's gender roles remain as fixed as the North Star.

No one subscribes to Playboy anyway, but if they did, I imagine they'd end this particular money suck.

Posted by: Ace at 04:26 PM

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1 Happens in video games my son plays as well. Often the most powerful characters are female so he ends up playing as a female even though he would prefer to me a male character. Just another brick in the wall.

Posted by: BuckIV at October 20, 2017 04:29 PM (CLfqv)

2 WTF?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 20, 2017 04:29 PM (QQ+il)

3 First!

Posted by: Cthillary - dead, but dreaming at October 20, 2017 04:29 PM (LbXNI)

4 As in he/she will be nude???

Posted by: IC at October 20, 2017 04:29 PM (a0IVu)

5 only the media will buy this to show it off

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 20, 2017 04:29 PM (fceHP)

6 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2017 04:29 PM (FZxI4)

7 I guess that, as Playboy is already circling the drain, this would be a good way to put it out of its misery.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 20, 2017 04:29 PM (5sQ8t)

8 Yay, bankruptcy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2017 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

9 If it wears a shinny cowboy hat, then that will be okay.

Posted by: goon at October 20, 2017 04:30 PM (EaQ6/)

10 This is just sick and warped.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 20, 2017 04:30 PM (brsgu)

11 Over my dead body!

Posted by: Hugh Hefner at October 20, 2017 04:30 PM (QQ+il)

12 Not first.

Hey, was this the reason that stopped having the model be shown naked? They knew there would come a day?

Posted by: Cthillary - dead, but dreaming at October 20, 2017 04:30 PM (LbXNI)

13

Men can no longer be men.
It will be our demise.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 20, 2017 04:30 PM (fceHP)

14 Okay, NOW we read just the articles.

Posted by: Moron horde at October 20, 2017 04:30 PM (326rv)

15 Changing attitudes on sex...
Hmmm, most heterosexual men I know are not interested in changing their attitudes to include trannies as a sexual interest, but maybe that's just the guys I know.

Posted by: keena at October 20, 2017 04:30 PM (RiTnx)

16 I remember back when you had to buy CHICKS WITH DICKS to get a tranny centerfold.
Well, that or Easy Rider.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 20, 2017 04:30 PM (5DBsn)

17 It's a decision of Roger Goodellian proportions.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2017 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

18 Selecting Ms. Rau "very much speaks to the brand's philosophy," said Mr. Hefner, 26, Playboy's chief creative officer.

I think I see the problem here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 04:31 PM (Mouru)

19 It's a decision of Roger Goodellian proportions.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

let's see if the NFL will take a knee for this.

Posted by: Moron horde at October 20, 2017 04:31 PM (326rv)

20 Sad that this will be in Playboy. I venue like Hustler would lend this particular shoot the appropriate level of class.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 20, 2017 04:31 PM (ppBhU)

21
The subject of this poat makes me sick.

So, here are some kittens being kittens:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrV_50NPZDA

Which kitten would You choose?
I'll bet we'd all pick the same one. Yep. That one.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 20, 2017 04:31 PM (HjTzR)

22 I think I'll buy a BigMac instead.

Posted by: goon at October 20, 2017 04:31 PM (EaQ6/)

23 The French model Ines Rau, 26, will appear as the November centerfold in the first issue since the death of Mr. Hefner's father, the magazine's founder, Hugh Hefner.

Tuck and tape. Tuck. And. Tape.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2017 04:32 PM (FZxI4)

24 Nobody has bought a paper issue of Playboy in 10 years. It is obvious that they won't start now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 04:32 PM (Mouru)

25 batter up

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 20, 2017 04:32 PM (FZYNt)

26 El Heffe ain't even cold yet.. Must have been in the works no?

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 20, 2017 04:32 PM (g5k+8)

27 they are going for the 0.01% trans market.
sacrificing their main demo ...
BUT they will be PC approved, so they got THAT going for them

I've heard rumors there is a lot of porn on the internet for free ... could that possible be true? And if one wants articles with it ... well that is why we have AoS HQ.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 20, 2017 04:32 PM (/aIFg)

28
Alternate post title:

Playboy Will Feature A Man Playmate

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 20, 2017 04:32 PM (HjTzR)

29 Hold my . . . ah . . . nevermind.

Posted by: Very Undude at October 20, 2017 04:32 PM (2X7pN)

30 Yeah I don't get it. First trans playmate was 1981 (secret), she was back in 1991 (out). I just feel like my click is being baited.

So this gorgeous chick used to be a guy. Bet she "puts out." Bet she "gets down." Bet she makes a mean sammich. Doesn't talk during the game.
There is a lesson to be learned here, and it might not be what old Fish w/0 Bicycle thinks it is.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 20, 2017 04:32 PM (H5rtT)

31 Does anyone actually buy Playboy any more? Other than Ellen.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 20, 2017 04:32 PM (mcI77)

32 I seem to recall there was one in the early 90's that was in a Bond film. I recall Howard Stern had him/her on his show and got Lloyd Lindsay Young (goofy weather guy on Channel 9) to gush about how hot he/she was before disclosing that it was a dude. Young pretended to fall back and faint.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 20, 2017 04:32 PM (OD2ni)

33 The brand's philosophy! lulz I didn't know tits were a philosophy.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 20, 2017 04:32 PM (ppBhU)

34 Who is going to take one for the team?

Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2017 04:32 PM (cHbmY)

35 Marketing Exec: HOLD THAT AD BUY!!!

Posted by: VA Gator at October 20, 2017 04:32 PM (iglor)

36 Why didn't they go with Bruce Jenner?

Posted by: IC at October 20, 2017 04:33 PM (a0IVu)

37 Over my dead body!
Posted by: Hugh Hefner
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Okay. that's a wrap. This thread is over.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2017 04:33 PM (w1zJX)

38 Public school libraries all subscribe to Playboy. Tranny centerfold issue will be required reading.

Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2017 04:33 PM (g+Dix)

39 Playboy is now the magazine for confused homos?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 04:33 PM (Mouru)

40
Hugh Hefner is spinning in his grave.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 20, 2017 04:33 PM (HjTzR)

41 In times like these, it is nice to know that classy and elegant magazines like GENT are adhering to their time-hewn principles.

:::adjusts monocle, studies DDDs:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 20, 2017 04:33 PM (5DBsn)

42 Well, this fits right in.

What's the stupidest thing you've read today? From WZ:

Israeli Lawmaker: 'Biological Advantage' Of Straight People To Reproduce Violates Equality . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 20, 2017 04:33 PM (ZnasA)

43 Hef, your kid sounds like a fag.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2017 04:33 PM (O5Q3r)

44 I am so glad that America is being pulled, kicking and screaming, into Hell.

Posted by: goon at October 20, 2017 04:33 PM (EaQ6/)

45 Start putting gay porn on your Playboy Channel Hefner. See how much sexuality has "evolved" as cancellations soar.

Posted by: buzzion at October 20, 2017 04:33 PM (z/Ubi)

46 Hmmm, most heterosexual men I know are not interested in changing their attitudes to include trannies as a sexual interest, but maybe that's just the guys I know.

They're dudes.

Not to offend you morons, but this is the wages of too much porn. Upping the weirdness to get the rush I'm guessing the she-he's get hits and so the twisted think that normals will eventually get aroused by 'girls' with dicks. You can be "social constructed" into it.

Of course they can't be "social constructed" into bein normals, because "gender."

Posted by: dagny at October 20, 2017 04:33 PM (wqVha)

47 PLAYBOY to nfl: Hold my beer!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 20, 2017 04:33 PM (3BFzK)

48 WTF? Did Hugh not procure any women for his son?

Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 04:33 PM (Enq6K)

49 23 Who is Mr.Hefner?

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 20, 2017 04:34 PM (g5k+8)

50 You will like trannies and Sonobi!

Posted by: Very Undude at October 20, 2017 04:34 PM (2X7pN)

51 Sad that this will be in Playboy. I venue like Hustler would lend this particular shoot the appropriate level of class.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 20, 2017 04:31 PM (ppBhU)
.............

YIKES!

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2017 04:34 PM (HgMAr)

52
Hugh Hefner is spinning so hard and so fast in his grave, his nickname in Hell in "Pinwheel" Hefner.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 20, 2017 04:34 PM (HjTzR)

53 -
--

No one subscribes to Playboy anyway, but if they did, I imagine they'd end this particular money suck.

Posted by: Ace at 04:26 PM

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Bite my tongue sir!

Posted by: Sheppy, Fox News' Gay Mascot at October 20, 2017 04:34 PM (pMGkg)

54 That's it, the final nail in the coffin. I'm joining a cult.

Posted by: kahall at October 20, 2017 04:34 PM (hnfaI)

55 Go long on Bigguns.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 20, 2017 04:34 PM (QQ+il)

56 The last playboy I ever looked at was the one a few years back with the dude in it. I mean he'd been surgically mangled to appear to be a woman but it was a dude. It was then I realized that the magazine had no idea what on earth it was doing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2017 04:34 PM (39g3+)

57 42 Well, this fits right in.

What's the stupidest thing you've read today? From WZ:

Israeli Lawmaker: 'Biological Advantage' Of Straight People To Reproduce Violates Equality . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 20, 2017 04:33 PM (ZnasA)

Well, of course it does.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2017 04:34 PM (mbhDw)

58 Selecting Ms. Rau

Odd way to spell "Mister".

Posted by: f*ck you, NYT at October 20, 2017 04:34 PM (+INtM)

59 batter up

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 20, 2017 04:32 PM

ISWYDT.

And threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 20, 2017 04:34 PM (p+Wdc)

60 When you've tried everything else, try "bizarre" to make money.

I guess anyway. Next up: Sparkly Cowgirl adorns the December issue.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 20, 2017 04:35 PM (ylUqT)

61 meh.. I googled her images.. like I said.. meh... looks like a girl mostly.. so, you can surgically make a man look like a woman.. you can also surgically alter an ugly woman into a buxom babe.. I ain't interested in paying the cover price of Playboy for either.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2017 04:35 PM (so+oy)

62 1 Happens in video games my son plays as well. Often the most powerful characters are female so he ends up playing as a female even though he would prefer to me a male character. Just another brick in the wall.
Posted by: BuckIV at October 20, 2017 04:29 PM (CLfqv)

Your son is lying. Often times gender on video game characters makes no difference. Your son just likes staring at the female's ass on screen.

Posted by: buzzion at October 20, 2017 04:35 PM (z/Ubi)

63 Playboy morphed into the Advocate so slowly I didn't even notice.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 20, 2017 04:35 PM (3BFzK)

64 42 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 20, 2017 04:33 PM (ZnasA)

Second look at Islam?

/s

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2017 04:35 PM (mbhDw)

65 Will the accompanying article also go into the daily regiment a MTF tranny gets to do to keep the "feminine" side of itself intact?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 20, 2017 04:35 PM (jxbfJ)

66 Has anybody else seen the commercial for some doll which shows a bunch of little girls - and one little boy, right at the end - hugging and kissing their baby dolls? I've only seen it online.

The only time my brother paid attention to my dolls was when he was firing my Barbies across the yard with his sling shot.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans amepesands at the present time) at October 20, 2017 04:35 PM (ZM2xo)

67 It's a decision of Roger Goodellian proportions.

-
Roger Goodell: the James Buchanan of the NFL.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 20, 2017 04:35 PM (ZnasA)

68 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS TRANSDOUCHE PROBABLY DANCES BETTER THAN MEGYN KELLY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 20, 2017 04:35 PM (mcI77)

69 Can you imagine how many people that keep meaning to cancel or not renew their Playboy subscription will finally prioritize that now that they have to look at some mutilated nude man?

They also tried this virtue signaling when they stopped having all nude women, that lasted about a month.

Posted by: Maritime at October 20, 2017 04:36 PM (lKmt3)

70 Playboy has come a long way since the Katerina Witt pictorial (maybe best ever).

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 20, 2017 04:36 PM (OD2ni)

71 Not first.

Last Playboy I remember seeing was the one Mom bought in Oct 1978. Dolly Parton was on the cover.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 20, 2017 04:36 PM (Dhht7)

72 46 You forgot to add 'A friend' told you 6th

Posted by: Voter Dude at October 20, 2017 04:36 PM (g5k+8)

73 More imploding on the left. Popcorn please.

Seriously WTF is wrong with culture that celebrates this mental illness?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at October 20, 2017 04:36 PM (0OmEj)

74 67 It's a decision of Roger Goodellian proportions.

-
Roger Goodell: the James Buchanan of the NFL.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 20, 2017 04:35 PM (ZnasA)

Less Roger. More Eddie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2017 04:36 PM (mbhDw)

75 heh...they waited until the old man was gone.

Good call, wouldn't wanna sully the brand and embarrass old Hef.

Yeesh.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 20, 2017 04:36 PM (WLK0w)

76 Playboy - Hey we should get the Megyn Kelly to pose, she needs a boost in her career since going to NBC

Agent - sorry she has 15 million reasons not to consider your offer

Playboy - OK we will run with a tranny, nobody will know the difference

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 20, 2017 04:36 PM (FZYNt)

77 #WokeAsFuck

Posted by: Cooper Hefner at October 20, 2017 04:36 PM (SkuXa)

78 Settled science says "no".
XY says male
XX says female
XY female "You feel like a woman"
XX male "You feel like a man"

Last 2 are what the science call degenerate cases or abnormalities.

Posted by: mer at October 20, 2017 04:36 PM (or4l7)

79 i hope it's mr. garrison

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 20, 2017 04:36 PM (sqpGi)

80 I'm waiting for the manatee issue. I identify as a manatee.

Posted by: goon at October 20, 2017 04:37 PM (EaQ6/)

81 They aren't gonna be messing with Big'uns are they?

...Al Bundy...

Posted by: Bruce at October 20, 2017 04:37 PM (8ikIW)

82 73 More imploding on the left. Popcorn please.

Seriously WTF is wrong with culture that celebrates this mental illness?
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at October 20, 2017 04:36 PM (0OmEj)

The "culture" itself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2017 04:37 PM (mbhDw)

83 Your son just likes staring at the female's ass on screen.

-
Thank God.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 20, 2017 04:37 PM (ZnasA)

84 There is a lesson to be learned here, and it might not be what old Fish w/0 Bicycle thinks it is.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 20, 2017 04:32 PM (H5rtT)[/i}
This lesson?

http://tinyurl.com/p629d9a

Posted by: dagny at October 20, 2017 04:37 PM (wqVha)

85 Hef rolled over in his grave ... and that is a turn on to their new subscribers.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 20, 2017 04:37 PM (/aIFg)

86 To hell with Playboy. I only like classy mags like Jugs.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 20, 2017 04:37 PM (OD2ni)

87 >>>Will the accompanying article also go into the daily regiment a MTF tranny gets to do to keep the "feminine" side of itself intact?

I doubt it. BIGGUNS never got into the fact that some of the more -ah- *pneumatic* models had to put deodorant on the sides of their tits because it was pit skin.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 20, 2017 04:37 PM (5DBsn)

88 So Cooper Hefner is a fag?

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2017 04:37 PM (HgMAr)

89 Your son is lying. Often times gender on video game characters makes no difference. Your son just likes staring at the female's ass on screen.

Posted by: buzzion at October 20, 2017 04:35 PM (z/Ubi)

Oooooh, now I get all the 'get him video games' recommendations for my nephew's son on the previous thread. Uh...huh.

Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 04:37 PM (Enq6K)

90
Alternate post title: Playboy Magazine Decides To Ruin Hugh Hefner's Legacy

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 20, 2017 04:38 PM (HjTzR)

91 57
42 Well, this fits right in.

What's the stupidest thing you've read today? From WZ:

Israeli Lawmaker: 'Biological Advantage' Of Straight People To Reproduce Violates Equality . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 20, 2017 04:33 PM (ZnasA)

Well, of course it does.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2017 04:34 PM (mbhDw)

Hah. That's what got me ranting into the empty barrel last thread. It's like everyone is trying to outstupid each other.

Hey, look at me! Watch me curbstomp my own ballsack! WTFF?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2017 04:38 PM (tbOMB)

92 Necrophilia : The Final Frontier.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 20, 2017 04:38 PM (9TK8E)

93 Looks like the Hefner nut fell very far from the tree.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 20, 2017 04:38 PM (3BFzK)

94 Remember in the film "Clerks" the bit with his scumbag friend who liked hermaphrodite porn because he was so jaded from regular stuff? The Hedonist's dilemma. I've seen it over and over in interviews with like rock stars: after you've had all those 14 year-old-girl threeomes it gets boring and you start to get really crazy looking for that kick again. You can't get that excitement back so you start digging deeper and deeper and worse and more horrible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2017 04:38 PM (39g3+)

95 :::star shoots across screen, THE MORE YOU KNOW:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 20, 2017 04:38 PM (5DBsn)

96 Playboy is now the magazine for confused homos?
Posted by: Cicero

Playwithboys.

Too soon?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2017 04:38 PM (FZxI4)

97 The only time my brother paid attention to my dolls was when he was firing my Barbies across the yard with his sling shot.Posted by: Donna and V. (sans amepesands at the present time) at October 20, 2017 04:35 PM (ZM2xo)

I bought my son a doll when he was very little. He took the head off and filled it with matchbox cars.

Posted by: dagny at October 20, 2017 04:38 PM (wqVha)

98 Traps are gay.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 20, 2017 04:39 PM (H/xOR)

99 88
So Cooper Hefner is a fag?

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2017 04:37 PM (HgMAr)

And his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2017 04:39 PM (tbOMB)

100 To hell with Playboy. I only like classy mags like Jugs.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 20, 2017 04:37 PM (OD2ni)
**
Bigguns is the bomb!!!

Posted by: Al Bundy at October 20, 2017 04:39 PM (WLK0w)

101 The down low dudes will buy this issue.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 20, 2017 04:39 PM (Q0dwZ)

102 Your son is lying. Often times gender on video game characters makes no difference. Your son just likes staring at the female's ass on screen.
________
Overwatch?

Posted by: BuckIV at October 20, 2017 04:39 PM (CLfqv)

103 Shouldn't it be PlayPersonOfUndeterminedGender?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2017 04:39 PM (/tuJf)

104 Anyone else get the sense that all of this anti-humanism from the population bomb and forced sterilization then, to the war on heterosexuality and reproduction now are related?

Posted by: Drew in MO at October 20, 2017 04:39 PM (cGlgB)

105 Now we know what caused Hugh Hefner's death.

"A tranny?! You want a transsexual centerfold? What were you. AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!! Thud"

Posted by: rd at October 20, 2017 04:39 PM (4dz1m)

106 "Playboy is now the magazine for confused homos?
Posted by: Cicero "

Gay furries will be featured next month.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 20, 2017 04:39 PM (OD2ni)

107 Playwithboys.

Too soon?
Posted by: rickb223

I would like to subscribe to your new endeavour

Posted by: Harry Reid at October 20, 2017 04:39 PM (FZYNt)

108 I guess we're lucky there are no Playboy Clubs anymore. The idea of having my drink delivered by a trannie dressed up in a tight little rabbit costume with his taped-up balls right at my eye level is beyond disgusting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 04:40 PM (Mouru)

109 PayPal, NFL, Playboy
It's a corporate race to the bottom.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 04:40 PM (2wRtc)

110 Playboy turned into a 4chan trap thread so gradually nobody noticed...

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 20, 2017 04:40 PM (HtLSE)

111 Looks like the Hefner nut fell very far from the tree.

I am pretty sure his daughter is running the show now.

Your son just likes staring at the female's ass on screen.

Right, when you have to look at the back end of your character all the time, may as well make it a cute one. Make mine draenei

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2017 04:40 PM (39g3+)

112 92
Necrophilia : The Final Frontier.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 20, 2017 04:38 PM (9TK8E)

mic drop

Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 20, 2017 04:40 PM (tbOMB)

113 was in keeping with its founding mission of embracing changing attitudes about sex.

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Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship genderize. Its ongoing mission: to explore strange new fetishes, to seek out new orientations and new things to rub one out to, to boldly go where no schlong has gone before.

Posted by: Caitlyn Kirk at October 20, 2017 04:40 PM (/qEW2)

114 @21 They are adorable.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2017 04:40 PM (l9m7l)

115 This is empty virtue signaling. I'm too woke for these empty half measures. If Baby Hef is truly down with the cause, the shoot will feature some tasteful pics of him sucking her cock.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 20, 2017 04:40 PM (ppBhU)

116 Second look at Swank.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 20, 2017 04:40 PM (3BFzK)

117 Your son just likes staring at the female's ass on screen.

-
Thank God.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Whoo-hoo! He likes girls!!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2017 04:40 PM (FZxI4)

118 Many was the time when a buddy of mine would call out, "C'mere, man! You have GOT to see the cock on this chick!"

That's just how guys are. Perfectly normal.

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at October 20, 2017 04:40 PM (KDhNO)

119 Will Larry Flynt hold the line?

Posted by: mark1971 at October 20, 2017 04:40 PM (xPl2J)

120 PLAYBOY IS DEMEANING TO PRETEND WOMEN!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2017 04:41 PM (oVJmc)

121 I'll be sttaaaayyyyyiinnnn, playing with the boyyyys (with the boys!)

Posted by: Maverick at October 20, 2017 04:41 PM (SkuXa)

122 102 Your son is lying. Often times gender on video game characters makes no difference. Your son just likes staring at the female's ass on screen.
________
Overwatch?
Posted by: BuckIV at October 20, 2017 04:39 PM (CLfqv)

That boils down to playing style and what you're good at.

Posted by: buzzion at October 20, 2017 04:41 PM (z/Ubi)

123 I read Hef died with only 50 mil left, while Larry Flynt is worth 500 mil. Is this supposed to make money? Did Playgirl go out of business?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 20, 2017 04:41 PM (6Ll1u)

124 What ever happened to the healthy male fascination with the female breast?

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 20, 2017 04:41 PM (FZYNt)

125 him sucking her cock.

Shit you never thought you'd read. Ever.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2017 04:41 PM (FZxI4)

126 Mrs Nathaniel Allen was unavailable for our historic shoot.

Posted by: Cooper Hefner at October 20, 2017 04:41 PM (+INtM)

127 BAAAAAARRRRRRFFFFFF

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 20, 2017 04:41 PM (NWiLs)

128 Hahah oh man, my buddy is dating an ex Playmate.. I'm going to have to ask him if he's SURE she's who she says she is

Posted by: Defenestratus at October 20, 2017 04:42 PM (a9n6M)

129 I think that the "no such thing as bad publicity" trope is pretty much shot.

I would imagine that any non-leftarded, non-woke, non-Millenial bean counters at these Corporate suicide cults think the same thing.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 04:42 PM (2wRtc)

130 71 Dolly Parton shares a bed w/her female roomie. But claims she's straight.

Posted by: TRUE FACTS r US at October 20, 2017 04:42 PM (g+Dix)

131 I think that they were called sperm whales long before anyone had seen a sperm under a microscope, right? So how did they know to name them that? Serious manatees want to know!

Posted by: goon at October 20, 2017 04:42 PM (EaQ6/)

132 If I wanted to see some weird dude with tits-

I think I'd watch Fellini's "Satyricon".

Then not only would I see a creepy singing hermaphrodite-

but I'd get lagniappe cannibalism thrown into the mix as well.

It's a better value!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 20, 2017 04:42 PM (NyJwR)

133 Seen the pics. Very obviously a dude despite Herculean photoshop efforts. I think it's the jawline, brow bone, shoulders, hands, hips, legs, and man-butt that give it away.

Posted by: 3.14159 at October 20, 2017 04:42 PM (cE+nL)

134 Who do they think buys their magazines?

Goodbye NFL and Good bye Playboy...

Posted by: Gonzotx at October 20, 2017 04:42 PM (bOYSz)

135 123 I read Hef died with only 50 mil left, while Larry Flynt is worth 500 mil. Is this supposed to make money? Did Playgirl go out of business?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Larry Flynt is dead from the waist down so his pecker cannot accumulate new debts

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 20, 2017 04:42 PM (FZYNt)

136 I'm picking up this issue.

Posted by: Sally Kohn at October 20, 2017 04:43 PM (3BFzK)

137 Posted by: Caitlyn Kirk at October 20, 2017 04:40 PM (/qEW2)
............

lol

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2017 04:43 PM (HgMAr)

138 I may have to look at that Jackie Treehorn doodle one more time....might have been a chick.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 20, 2017 04:43 PM (5DBsn)

139 I don't want to be fixed.

Posted by: North Star at October 20, 2017 04:43 PM (IqV8l)

140 I am pretty sure this is covered in the Penumbras of the 14th amendment. We have a team of Forensic Constitutionalists searching for it as we speak. But, as you know, Penumbras are rather dark and there is an awful lot crammed into this particular one.

Personally, I have no rat's asses to give on this one. Sort of like what happens on the The View, I am already not watching so I really can't double up on not watching.

Posted by: JB1000 at October 20, 2017 04:43 PM (16OL0)

141 This isn't the only atrocity. Sports Illustrated is featuring a, ahem, large girl, in their swimsuit issue this year.

Because nothing says sexy like a chubby girl in a tiny bikini.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2017 04:43 PM (/tuJf)

142 117 Your son just likes staring at the female's ass on screen.

-
Thank God.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Whoo-hoo! He likes girls!!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2017 04:40 PM (FZxI4)

Right? Sometimes while in the car with my teenage son, I'll catch him checking out some jogger chick or other attractive female and I'll just grin and nod.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 20, 2017 04:43 PM (NWiLs)

143 I never met a dead playmate that I didn't like.

Posted by: goon at October 20, 2017 04:44 PM (EaQ6/)

144 The once formidable Playboy empire is dying. This issue might do well, just because all the SJWs will buy it, but after that?

The photo shoot should have been done in Hef's run-down old mansion, with its' 70's furniture and scummy old grotto....

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans amepesands at the present time) at October 20, 2017 04:44 PM (ZM2xo)

145 Seen the pics. Very obviously a dude despite Herculean photoshop efforts. I think it's the jawline, brow bone, shoulders, hands, hips, legs, and man-butt that give it away.

Posted by: 3.14159 at October 20, 2017 04:42 PM (cE+nL)
.............

not the testicles?

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2017 04:44 PM (HgMAr)

146 Some are fat.
Some are thin.
But they're all ...hey WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 20, 2017 04:44 PM (3BFzK)

147 141 This isn't the only atrocity. Sports Illustrated is featuring a, ahem, large girl, in their swimsuit issue this year.

Because nothing says sexy like a chubby girl in a tiny bikini.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2017 04:43 PM (/tuJf)

Cetaceans Illustrated

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 20, 2017 04:44 PM (NWiLs)

148 Play-boy.

Finally, truth in advertising.

Posted by: huerfano at October 20, 2017 04:44 PM (Dp2K8)

149 There is a lesson to be learned here, and it might not be what old Fish w/0 Bicycle thinks it is.

I can't find the clip but Greg Giraldo had a great bit. He told of a fugitive that escaped from jail and took a woman hostage. She talked to him all night about Jesus, and cooked him a meal, and he let her go and surrendered to the police.

He said there's a lesson here: maybe it wouldn't hurt you ladies to learn you way around the kitchen!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2017 04:44 PM (39g3+)

150 You will be made to care.

Posted by: Old Blue Sith Lord at October 20, 2017 04:45 PM (gEvQ8)

151 Anyone else get the sense that all of this anti-humanism from the population bomb and forced sterilization then, to the war on heterosexuality and reproduction now are related?

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You mean progressivism is a death cult?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 20, 2017 04:45 PM (ZnasA)

152 What is the circulation of their magazine anyway? Is this the equivalent of George Pataki announcing he's running? Ie. something with vague name recognition, but with no real significance.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 04:45 PM (/qEW2)

153 91 Hey, look at me! Watch me curbstomp my own ballsack! WTFF?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2017 04:38 PM (tbOMB)

Yeah, that show is great.

Posted by: Frito Pendejo at October 20, 2017 04:45 PM (5sQ8t)

154 He said there's a lesson here: maybe it wouldn't hurt you ladies to learn you way around the kitchen!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2017 04:44 PM (39g3+)

Nah. Doing anything nice for your guy is succumbing to patriarchal oppression.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 20, 2017 04:45 PM (NWiLs)

155 Sports Illustrated with the plus size swimsuit cover. Playboy with a tranny.

Next will be issue of Bride with two dudes on the cover. Or did that already happen?

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 20, 2017 04:45 PM (Q0dwZ)

156 Looks good to me. How old is this persyn?

Posted by: Carlos Dish Soap Danger at October 20, 2017 04:45 PM (LEMQm)

157 Exclusive: it's been dudes all along!!!!

Posted by: Jihadi at October 20, 2017 04:45 PM (xCdYZ)

158 Seen the pics. Very obviously a dude despite Herculean photoshop efforts. I think it's the jawline, brow bone, shoulders, hands, hips, legs, and man-butt that give it away.

The penis is the tip off.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 20, 2017 04:45 PM (QQ+il)

159 Has Jim Carrey apologized for the tranny phobia in Ace Ventura?

Posted by: could you film that scene today? at October 20, 2017 04:46 PM (+INtM)

160 Of course a guy named Cooper has to shoot for the bottom of the barrel.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 20, 2017 04:46 PM (oZ6kz)

161 There are many, many occasions where I think "This just can't be real," and I'm going to wake up in 1985 or something. And I'll tell everyone this crazy dream I just had.

And buy Microsoft stock.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2017 04:46 PM (l9m7l)

162 Next will be the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Sausage Party Edition.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 20, 2017 04:46 PM (NWiLs)

163 I'm disappointed it wasn't Zoe Tur. Ze is truly lovely and feminine when ze is threatening to beat Ben Shapiro into a pulp.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans amepesands at the present time) at October 20, 2017 04:46 PM (ZM2xo)

164 The penis is the tip off.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 20, 2017 04:45 PM (QQ+il)

Phrasing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 04:46 PM (Mouru)

165 131
I think that they were called sperm whales long before anyone had seen a
sperm under a microscope, right? So how did they know to name them
that? Serious manatees want to know!

Posted by: goon at October 20, 2017 04:42 PM (EaQ6/)

spermaceti
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermaceti

Posted by: Off the reservation at October 20, 2017 04:46 PM (vWMNq)

166 Sports Illustrated new motto:

"Hey lady your ass is eating your bathing suit!"

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 20, 2017 04:47 PM (3BFzK)

167 He's a post-op, because you were going to ask.

Posted by: 3.14159 at October 20, 2017 04:47 PM (cE+nL)

168 I think we're getting to the point of killing off the institutions that have gone over to the enemy and building new ones of our own.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2017 04:47 PM (oVJmc)

169 The penis is the tip off.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 20, 2017 04:45 PM (QQ+il)

Circumcised, then.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans amepesands at the present time) at October 20, 2017 04:47 PM (ZM2xo)

170 Playboy = Chicks with Dicks
Physiology defines gender.
Penis+testicles+prostate = male
Vagina+uterus+ovaries = female
Everything else is technically a mental disorder.

Posted by: NowhereMan at October 20, 2017 04:47 PM (t6bgd)

171 I read Hef died with only 50 mil left, while Larry Flynt is worth 500 mil. Is this supposed to make money? Did Playgirl go out of business?

Flynt diversified into stuff like casinos, and Hef spent it all on boob jobs for his girls and viagra.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2017 04:47 PM (39g3+)

172 Besides LGBT issues, Not surprisingly Inses Rau is supporter of the Global Warming theory:

http://tinyurl.com/yadnmbgg

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2017 04:47 PM (iVOAv)

173 Personally I can't give my opinion on this until I know what AlextheChick thinks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2017 04:47 PM (CPb+U)

174 This should do wonders for he...hi...their career. Like "The Crying Game" did for me!

Posted by: Jaye Davidson at October 20, 2017 04:48 PM (O5Q3r)

175 Comcast is showing back to back. LGBTQWXYZWTFFFO? Month Commercials.

Literally, the same commercial playing two to three times.

On Fox News.

Not. Intentional. At. All.

(Yeah, yeah I know "cut the CORD , man. Starve the Beast , dude."

Where does your internet come from again?

yeah.)

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 04:48 PM (2wRtc)

176 She talked to him all night about Jesus, and cooked him a meal, and he let her go and surrendered to the police.

He said there's a lesson here: maybe it wouldn't hurt you ladies to learn you way around the kitchen!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2017 04:44 PM (39g3+)------------

You mean her cooking was so bad he'd rather go to jail? She needs our cookbook, STAT.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2017 04:48 PM (Nktqf)

177 He's a post-op, because you were going to ask.

Posted by: 3.14159 at October 20, 2017 04:47 PM (cE+nL)

This comment only seems irrational at first glance.

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 20, 2017 04:48 PM (HtLSE)

178 168 I think we're getting to the point of killing off the institutions that have gone over to the enemy and building new ones of our own.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2017 04:47 PM (oVJmc)

Publishing a skin mag with actual chicks in it will become revolutionary and countercultural again.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 20, 2017 04:48 PM (NWiLs)

179 AAAAAGHH! FUCK I'M BLIND AGAIN!!!

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at October 20, 2017 04:48 PM (HgMAr)

180 ONLY 50 million. I hope someone says that about me when I die.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 20, 2017 04:49 PM (Q0dwZ)

181 142
117 Your son just likes staring at the female's ass on screen.

-

Thank God.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Whoo-hoo! He likes girls!!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2017 04:40 PM (FZxI4)

Right? Sometimes while in the car with my teenage son, I'll catch him checking out some jogger chick or other attractive female and I'll just grin and nod.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 20, 2017 04:43 PM (NWiLs)

My kindergartner is all about the ladies. Third girlfriend this year, after being enamored with girlfriend #1 last year.

I asked him how does girlfriend #1 feel about girlfriend #3, and he says, "She doesn't know. It's a secret."

Another time about three months ago, he says, "I love girls!" Then a month later, "I love bacon!"

Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 20, 2017 04:49 PM (tbOMB)

182 Men, don't let a little think like a surprise dick in her pants scare you off from a wonderful night of mystery and romance!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 04:49 PM (Mouru)

183 bleh, off fatberg sock.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2017 04:49 PM (tbOMB)

184
Because nothing says sexy like a chubby girl in a tiny bikini.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2017 04:43 PM (/tuJf)

Cetaceans Illustrated
Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 20, 2017
*
*
Ookin' With the Orcas

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2017 04:50 PM (CPb+U)

185 Everyone shoyld buy this issue because it's going to be worth money when the dude inevitably commits suicide.

Posted by: 3.14159 at October 20, 2017 04:50 PM (cE+nL)

186 183 bleh, off fatberg sock.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2017 04:49 PM (tbOMB)

Your hash is teh awesome.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 20, 2017 04:50 PM (NWiLs)

187 You mean her cooking was so bad he'd rather go to jail? She needs our cookbook, STAT.

Well that's another interpretation

I'm looking forward to the book. Even have some money set aside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2017 04:50 PM (39g3+)

188
Next will be issue of Bride with two dudes on the cover. Or did that already happen?
Posted by: Roc Ingersol

Stool of the groom.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2017 04:50 PM (IqV8l)

189 Sports Illustrated : It's Like A Version Of ESPN That You Can Actually Throw In The Trash

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 04:50 PM (2wRtc)

190 Boys don't want to date me when they find out I have a penis. Bigots.

Posted by: That Thing on TLC at October 20, 2017 04:50 PM (SkuXa)

191 Hugh Hefner's erotic enterprise comes...er....full circle.

Posted by: Caliban at October 20, 2017 04:51 PM (DrC22)

192 Oh my! If Playgirl starts putting in photos of transgender men, ugh. I'd drop my subscription in a heart beat. IS THERE NO INTEGRITY IN JOURNALISM ANY MORE???

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 20, 2017 04:51 PM (/qEW2)

193 This comment only seems irrational at first glance.

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 20, 2017 04:48 PM (HtLSE)
Transcendental
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcendental_number

Posted by: Off the reservation at October 20, 2017 04:51 PM (vWMNq)

194 Men, don't let a little think like a surprise dick in her pants scare you off from a wonderful night of mystery and romance!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 04:49 PM (Mouru)

Huh.

So, violent projectile vomitting is considered romantic now.

Welp, live and learn.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 20, 2017 04:51 PM (NyJwR)

195 Boys don't want to date me when they find out I have a penis. Bigots.
Posted by: That Thing on TLC at October 20, 2017 04:50 PM (SkuXa)

They're just not imaginative enough to appreciate all the possibilities.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 04:51 PM (Mouru)

196 190 Boys don't want to date me when they find out I have a penis. Bigots.
Posted by: That Thing on TLC at October 20, 2017
*
*
When exactly did your channel go from The Learning Channel to The Loser Channel?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 20, 2017 04:51 PM (CPb+U)

197 Good show. Playboy! Good show! Kudos to you all!

Posted by: The Salon Hot 25 at October 20, 2017 04:51 PM (O5Q3r)

198 The horde never disappoints.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at October 20, 2017 04:52 PM (0OmEj)

199 I don't mind a bit of a chubby girl in a swimsuit, as long as its not rolls of cottage cheese fat girl. I mean, show a little dignity. I wouldn't go out and pose in a speedo in a magazine with my hairy back and out of shape bod.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2017 04:52 PM (39g3+)

200 What the hell ???? In the past 3 months, I have seen LITERLLY 80% of the memories from my youth, savaged at the altar 'progress'
NFL, PLayboy...serioulsy if Arizona outlaws fireworks I'm out.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at October 20, 2017 04:52 PM (vmsda)

201 Surprise!,
Surprise!,
Surprise!

Posted by: A date with Gomer Pyle at October 20, 2017 04:52 PM (FhXTo)

202 Apparently gays and trannies are born that way and they are immutable in their sexuality

Congenital birth defect.
Somehow a lifestyle choice or hobby seems somehow more 'acceptable'. Nobody is looking for a cure for a hobby.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 20, 2017 04:52 PM (IWbvi)

203 Boys have a penis
Girls have a...

Aw f*ck it.

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2017 04:52 PM (HgMAr)

204 I'm just a transgendered woman living inside a man's body.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 20, 2017 04:52 PM (3BFzK)

205 I wouldn't hit a girl but a girl I found out is a dude pretending? All bets and the kid gloves are off.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2017 04:52 PM (39g3+)

206 If this is just some pyrrhic victory, hopefully it's not a big deal. They didn't hold their finger to the wind, and realize they needed to diversify. This lameburger effort to be "relevant" won't really affect anything.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 04:53 PM (/qEW2)

207 No way, I'm not following that link, so refresh my memory, - will this person be sporting a dong or not?

Posted by: Fritz at October 20, 2017 04:53 PM (Kwhm/)

208 No one's been more cynical in this thread than me, but in all seriousness, you're not going to feel the least bit gay about this spread. She has a very feminine penis; it's the prettiest nine inches that have ever been in Cooper's ass.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 20, 2017 04:53 PM (ppBhU)

209 I wouldn't hit a girl but a girl I found out is a dude pretending? All bets and the kid gloves are off.

I'm Danny Bonaduce and I endorse this comment.

Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at October 20, 2017 04:53 PM (Mouru)

210 Sexbots have modular, swappable genitalia.

You could probably order a fat one too.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 04:53 PM (2wRtc)

211 40
Hugh Hefner is spinning in his grave.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 20, 2017 04:33 PM (HjTzR)

Heff, meet Gandhi.

Posted by: Caliban at October 20, 2017 04:53 PM (DrC22)

212 The most dangerous place to be is between Michelle and the newsstand when the new Playboy issue hits.

Posted by: Barak Obama at October 20, 2017 04:54 PM (3BFzK)

213 The next month, MAD magazine will publish an issue without jokes.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2017 04:54 PM (l9m7l)

214 Will "she" be hiding the salami or has it been removed?

Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2017 04:54 PM (rmVvL)

215 Think I'll stick to my subscription to Futa Ponies.

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2017 04:54 PM (HgMAr)

216 Seen the pics. Very obviously a dude despite Herculean photoshop
efforts. I think it's the jawline, brow bone, shoulders, hands, hips,
legs, and man-butt that give it away.

Posted by: 3.14159 at October 20, 2017 04:42 PM (cE+nL)

Guess who comes in last in the "know how I know you're the ghey" contest?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2017 04:54 PM (tbOMB)

217 A 26 year-old "creative director." He's really making his mark.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 04:54 PM (Mouru)

218 I thought I would write another comment but thought better of it.
If they/she/he want to do this , I don't care. never liked the idea of selling sex.

yeah I know I'm an obvious prude.

Posted by: willow at October 20, 2017 04:54 PM (FKrah)

219 Probably already asked and answered but will there be dick pix? Or is this a "post-op" tranny?

Posted by: Peaches at October 20, 2017 04:55 PM (14URa)

220 Hugh Hefner turned his son Cooper ghey.

Posted by: Harvey the Perv Weinstein at October 20, 2017 04:55 PM (EATOD)

221 willow, I agree with you.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2017 04:55 PM (Nktqf)

222 Posted by: Off the reservation
Yes, I know e and pi are transcendental. "irrational" and not being an irrational comment was a joke on how the commenter name was only a decimal approximation of pi and not...

eh, fuck it. There's not supposed to be any math.

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 20, 2017 04:55 PM (HtLSE)

223 Probably the only true statement out of Hollywood in the last 50 years was uttered by a five year old kid.

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 20, 2017 04:55 PM (/tuJf)

224 "159 Has Jim Carrey apologized for the tranny phobia in Ace Ventura?"

And Tone Loc for Funky Cold Medina.

When she got undressed
It was a big ole mess
Sheena was a man!! [Image of Tone Loc punching the dude]
I don't mess around no Oscar Meyer Weiner.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 20, 2017 04:55 PM (OD2ni)

225 Turn ons - guys that have a sense of humor about sword fighting.

Turn offs - arrogant guys that are picky about Adam's apples.

Posted by: Ines Rau at October 20, 2017 04:56 PM (Q0dwZ)

226 You see these stories of guys who married and then found out its to somebody who used to be a guy, there's no way they can turn a Dick into a pussy and you don't notice. Unless you've never a pussy to start with.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 20, 2017 04:56 PM (6Ll1u)

227 Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

ITS NOT A TOOMAH!!!

Posted by: Ahnuld at October 20, 2017 04:56 PM (39g3+)

228 hugs bluebell. whew

Posted by: willow at October 20, 2017 04:56 PM (FKrah)

229 I'd cover the Uranium One story but this is more important.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at October 20, 2017 04:57 PM (SkuXa)

230 She's a man, baby! But I'm supposed to think that's perfectly okay now....

Posted by: Austin Powers at October 20, 2017 04:57 PM (39g3+)

231 Do not google Ines Rau. I need eye and brain bleach STAT.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at October 20, 2017 04:57 PM (0OmEj)

232 Who's the target market? Must be pretty narrow.

Posted by: freaked at October 20, 2017 04:57 PM (UdKB7)

233 There's not supposed to be any math.

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 20, 2017 04:55 PM (HtLSE)
LOL

Posted by: Off the reservation at October 20, 2017 04:57 PM (vWMNq)

234 "One in six premature deaths linked to pollution"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y8eebo35

To borrow from Admiral Kirk, "How do you define premature death?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2017 04:57 PM (8ZI4Y)

235 Is making sandwiches one of his favorite pastimes? That might help.
A little.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at October 20, 2017 04:57 PM (7A6l6)

236 So I googled this Hefner spawn. Doesn't appear that he's married. But it did show me his latest tweets:

We should collectively be fighting for a more open world, not one that promotes hatred and a lack of acceptance.

Principles like these wont exist in the US without the collective working to not only take care of one another, but also take care of Earth.

Because we understand that living on a healthy planet benefits not just a few, but the collective, including those living outside the US.

Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 04:58 PM (Enq6K)

237 So many traditional institutions (or otherwise in the case of Playboy and Hefner Jr.) committing SJW suicide:
*NFL and other professional sports
*Hollywood/movies
*media
*academia

VDH was correct in his recent article--the cultural fabric is dissolving. At this point, no great loss.

The old order is gone, the new has yet to emerge.

Posted by: phineas gage at October 20, 2017 04:58 PM (ALDN3)

238 When will Playboy feature a Sexbot as centerfold? Or at least someone who identifies as one? Just think, picture perfect poses and no Photoshop required.

Posted by: Fritz at October 20, 2017 04:58 PM (Kwhm/)

239 Going for that .001% demographic.

Apparently it would be an increase.on current subscriptions.

Posted by: golfman at October 20, 2017 04:58 PM (48QDY)

240 ok, now that I see how much surgery is offered to anyone with an body issue, I want My Free boobs! NOW

Posted by: willow at October 20, 2017 04:58 PM (FKrah)

241 His mother must be proud.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 20, 2017 04:58 PM (QQ+il)

242 Playboy blows.

No penetration.

Shemale Tranny Ladyboys ain't gonna help unless they are getting pole axed.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 20, 2017 04:58 PM (nUkMr)

243 Field and Srream will feature an issue about vegan recipes and gun control.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 20, 2017 04:59 PM (ZnasA)

244 If people are bad for the planet because they cause pollution but pollution is killing the people,isn't that good??

Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2017 04:59 PM (rmVvL)

245 Tami, I'd like to collect -ively be given his credit card for My enjoyment.

Posted by: willow at October 20, 2017 04:59 PM (FKrah)

246 Next month Playboy will have quite the fetching goat.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 20, 2017 04:59 PM (3BFzK)

247 Sexbots have modular, swappable genitalia.

You could probably order a fat one too.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 04:53 PM (2wRtc)
..............

Buy one for the whole family!

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2017 04:59 PM (HgMAr)

248 Unfortunately, the only sandwich Mx. November's made is the sloppy open-faced roast beef disaster where his kochenballs used to be.

Posted by: 3.14159 at October 20, 2017 04:59 PM (cE+nL)

249 Yesterday: Playboy
Today: Playperson

Posted by: Phildirt at October 20, 2017 04:59 PM (mO1eR)

250 Open society Google it..

Posted by: George Sorps... at October 20, 2017 04:59 PM (YGmAI)

251 So I googled this Hefner spawn. Doesn't appear that he's married. But it did show me his latest tweets:

Wow. That's a lot of wisdom in a few tweets. I'm surprised Mother Jones didn't snap this guy right up.

Also, yeah. Doubtful that he's married.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 05:00 PM (Mouru)

252 I want My Free boobs! NOW

Where do you want Sheila Jackson-Lee and Frederica Wilson deposited?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2017 05:00 PM (8ZI4Y)

253 247
Sexbots have modular, swappable genitalia.

You could probably order a fat one too.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 04:53 PM (2wRtc)

..............

Buy one for the whole family!

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2017 04:59 PM (HgMAr)

Mom! Jimmy's hogging the sexbot again!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2017 05:00 PM (tbOMB)

254 this thread is violating my intent to stick with the "whatever is good and noble" principle, I better walk away.

Posted by: Austin Powers at October 20, 2017 05:00 PM (39g3+)

255 You do know it takes MONTHS to do a centerfold spread...

They told me about this a couple of months ago, and I said 'over my dead body'....

oooppppsssss....

Posted by: Hugh Hefner... at October 20, 2017 05:00 PM (NgKpN)

256 ok, now that I see how much surgery is offered to anyone with an body issue, I want My Free boobs! NOW
Posted by: willow at October 20, 2017 04:58 PM (FKrah)

Silence, wench! You will buy your boobs like everyone else.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 05:00 PM (Mouru)

257 Piers Morgan ambushed Trace Adkins with a cheek kiss. Trace looked like he wanted to punch Piers, and was called homophobic. On The Apprentice.

Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2017 05:00 PM (g+Dix)

258 Hey baby, keep the tip.

Posted by: That Guy with Leprosy at October 20, 2017 05:01 PM (3BFzK)

259 Mom! The sexbot's hogging Jimmy again!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 20, 2017 05:01 PM (QQ+il)

260 232
Who's the target market? Must be pretty narrow.
===

Somewhere, in the seedy underbelly of America, a few completely demented freaks are waiting in the dark, sticky, roadside sex-shop, clawing at their crotches excitedly in anticipation of the gender-bender edition of Playboy .

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 05:01 PM (2wRtc)

261 Popular Mechanics next issue will be an all Amish issue.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at October 20, 2017 05:01 PM (Q0dwZ)

262 ok, now that I see how much surgery is offered to anyone with an body issue, I want My Free boobs! NOW

Lucky for you, I do free consultations. Send pics !

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at October 20, 2017 05:01 PM (vmsda)

263 TJ Hooker time!

Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2017 05:01 PM (rmVvL)

264 Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2017 05:00 PM (g+Dix)

Who doesn't want to punch Piers? Kiss or no kiss.

Posted by: Off the reservation at October 20, 2017 05:01 PM (vWMNq)

265
This is just Playboy's desperate attempt to save their dying magazine.

They have trannies before, this is only the first *centerfold* which they're desperately hyping to make a buzz.

THis thing has had the dick rearranging to make the Franken-vulva.

They had one unknowingly pose in 1981. Some tabloid outed xher soon after, and they reposed her in 1991. Franken-vulva there too.

This current one posed back in 2014, I was reading, but not a centerfold.

So, they haven't done a shemale (pre-op, chick with dick) at all, but they've done Franken-vulvas before.

All this is a publicity stunt to try to save themselves.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 05:01 PM (8O3HH)

266 Freakin George Sorps hacking my account again

Posted by: George Soros at October 20, 2017 05:01 PM (B4nSN)

267 Ha! Mr.s. DIG used to buy me a subscription to Playboy (it's was super cheap, like $10 per year), but that ended when they decided to go non-nude.

I thought that first non-nude issue was the worst issue ever.

I was wrong. They are going to top this!

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs even though they bent over for the Dodgers at October 20, 2017 05:01 PM (8iiMU)

268 It's just a coincidence that this happens AFTER Hugh Hefner dies.

Posted by: HamiltonNJ at October 20, 2017 05:01 PM (sCjDS)

269 anna, touché.

cicero, whine whine. I want them and want Sheila Jackson to Pay for them!

Posted by: willow at October 20, 2017 05:01 PM (FKrah)

270 Somewhere, in the seedy underbelly of America, a few completely demented freaks are waiting in the dark, sticky, roadside sex-shop, clawing at their crotches excitedly in anticipation of the gender-bender edition of Playboy.

It's the same six guys who are actually okay with dating a trannie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 05:02 PM (Mouru)

271 Ines Rau is not hot at all..heck, I've seen better looking trannies in Thailand.

Posted by: IC at October 20, 2017 05:02 PM (a0IVu)

272 Where does your internet come from again?

yeah.)

Posted by: Mortimer -
************************

The signal is there to be had, all one needs is a receiver. It's like a flowing river all you need is a bucket.

Posted by: gNewt - and don't forget your mosquito net at October 20, 2017 05:02 PM (fdz7u)

273 look if you morons and ettes buy them for me, i'll let you check em out for FREE! cuz that's like giving back.

(while they are still in the baggie of course)

Posted by: willow at October 20, 2017 05:03 PM (FKrah)

274 They gave up on the no nudes experiment really quick.After this "chick" people will beg them to go back to no nudes...

Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2017 05:03 PM (rmVvL)

275 It hadn't even occurred to me that she could be post-op. Man, when will chicks with dicks finally get the space in Playboy that justice and equality demands?

Still, totally worth buying. I'm sure her ladybits are an enginneering marvel to rival the Panama canal. You will be filled with wonder, I'm sure.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 20, 2017 05:03 PM (ppBhU)

276 So its been a while since I've actually seen a Playboy magazine, since you know why have a magazine someone could find when you can just delete your browser history.

But isn't a part of the playmate of the month stuff that they include a couple of photos of the girl as like a teenager or kid? I could have sworn that's a part of it. Have they stopped doing that?

Posted by: buzzion at October 20, 2017 05:04 PM (z/Ubi)

277 "Buy one for the whole family!"

One size fits all.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter.your.friendly.transexual.rotoplooker at October 20, 2017 05:04 PM (UdKB7)

278 >>>Who's the target market? Must be pretty narrow

Hey!

Posted by: Eddie Murphy, Charlie Sheen, and Hugh Grant at October 20, 2017 05:04 PM (sNzC+)

279 I suppose some people will buy the issue just to see what the science experiment in his crotch looks like.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 05:04 PM (Mouru)

280 think i'll do something uplifting for a while.

Posted by: willow at October 20, 2017 05:04 PM (FKrah)

281 "We're at a moment where gender roles are evolving."

Evolving, degenerating, what's in a word?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 20, 2017 05:04 PM (YqDXo)

282 All these failing institutions embrace what the leftist media tell them is the wave of the future and they find out that the leftist bubble is filled with lies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2017 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

283 This is just Playboy's desperate attempt to save their dying magazine.

Oh yeah, this'll work.

Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2017 05:05 PM (Enq6K)

284 As my old man used to say, "Queer as a football bat."

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at October 20, 2017 05:05 PM (7A6l6)

285 think i'll do something uplifting for a while.

Go on ..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 20, 2017 05:05 PM (QQ+il)

286 A magazine that men buy to jack their dick to decides to put dudes in it.

That should really boost sales.

What is in the next issue? Pictures of herpes sores?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at October 20, 2017 05:05 PM (RrJ1/)

287 I just read playboy for the testi... um.. articles.

Posted by: Sheppy, Fox News' Gay Mascot at October 20, 2017 05:05 PM (pMGkg)

288 Guess time for this video again

https://youtu.be/jag3HwS74pc

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2017 05:05 PM (8ZI4Y)

289 280 think i'll do something uplifting for a while.

Posted by: willow at October 20, 2017 05:04 PM (FKrah)

Too bad you're an 'ette, or you could be topical and do some shirt uplifting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 20, 2017 05:05 PM (YqDXo)

290 This guy had to be pretty effeminate to begin with.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 20, 2017 05:06 PM (QQ+il)

291 Man pubes and man ass, it's what Playboy wants you to masturbate to.

Posted by: wooga at October 20, 2017 05:06 PM (sNzC+)

292 Playboy may as well just have a spread on Lena Dunham and her musky bush.

Posted by: Fritz at October 20, 2017 05:06 PM (Kwhm/)

293
Next month, the centerfold will be-

a Trans-Female Tapir!

That's 36 inches of prime lady penis, dudes!

Don't miss it!

Posted by: Cooper Hefner at October 20, 2017 05:06 PM (NyJwR)

294
The signal is there to be had, all one needs is a receiver. It's like a flowing river all you need is a bucket.
==

I guess I can rent a place over a Starbucks ...

Or do you mean cellular?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 05:06 PM (2wRtc)

295 Lena Dunham has children?

Posted by: Glenn John at October 20, 2017 05:07 PM (LilNs)

296 My kindergartner is all about the ladies. Third girlfriend this year, after being enamored with girlfriend #1 last year.

I asked him how does girlfriend #1 feel about girlfriend #3, and he says, "She doesn't know. It's a secret."

Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 20, 2017 04:49 PM (tbOMB)

Sounds like a story my mom likes to tell about my older brother: seems that in Kindergarten he was in pursuit of some girl. He begs my mom to first, spring for flowers he can take to her, then talks mom into taking him to her house so that can present the lass said blossoms.

As my mother is walking him up to the girl's house my brother suddenly says to our mom, "I hope her father isn't home."

Posted by: Country Singer at October 20, 2017 05:07 PM (yzxic)

297 Zombie Hugh Hefner just emailed to say:

"Just wait until you see our new pictorial on Ass to Mouth and Fisting . . . . !

Before returning to being spit-roasted in Hell*

*Yes, this is an appropriate punishment. Sue me.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 20, 2017 05:07 PM (dqdMO)

298 I used to subscribe to Playboy. Had a subscription for about 5-7 years. I subscribed for the pictures, not the articles, though the 20 questions and the interview was always enjoyable. When they decided to no longer do nudes I wrote them to cancel my subscription. I imagine there will be many more cancellations after this stunt. Know your audience, Playboy.

Posted by: bknsty14 at October 20, 2017 05:07 PM (0gAY0)

299 ' Lena Dunham has children?'

She keeps them in a jar on a shelf in a shed.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter.your.friendly.transexual.rotoplooker at October 20, 2017 05:08 PM (UdKB7)

300 This "transgender" word is such bullshit. It's like "Asian" - intentionally ill-defined. Even "degender" would be better, especially as it sort of rhymes with "demented" (if you force it and mumble).

There are transvestites and there are transsexuals and there are other nutjobs who just like to say that they're the opposite sex.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2017 05:08 PM (8gDQu)

301 branding

can ANYONE play this game anymore

Posted by: happyfeet at October 20, 2017 05:08 PM (mLfQi)

302 To be fair,it is easier to watch a nude trannie than a Megyn Kelly dance party...

Posted by: steevy at October 20, 2017 05:08 PM (rmVvL)

303 You see these stories of guys who married and then found out its to somebody who used to be a guy, there's no way they can turn a Dick into a pussy and you don't notice. Unless you've never a pussy to start with.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 20, 2017 04:56 PM (6Ll1u)

========

Is anyone actually taken in by this? As you say, doesn't seem plausible. Deception like this for something so emotionally important to you? If anyone were dumb enough to be deceived about it, I wouldn't blame them for murdering the deceiver.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 05:08 PM (/qEW2)

304
Here's a Daily Mail story on the first trannie to appear in Playboy. Note the date of this article, 2015:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/odp8jua

Again, Xhe first posed in 1981, unbeknownst, and was outed by a tabloid, and they posed xher again in 1991, 26 years ago. Xhe had the Franken-vulva surgery in the early 70s, and is in xher 60s now.

This current one, whatever xher name is, posed back in 2014.

It's all just PR hype.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 05:08 PM (8O3HH)

305 Ines Rau is not hot at all..heck, I've seen better looking trannies in Thailand.

Posted by: IC at October 20, 2017 05:02 PM (a0IVu)
...............

Glad you are confident enough in your sexuality to disclose the reason for all those trips to Bangkok.

Posted by: Cooper Hefner at October 20, 2017 05:08 PM (HgMAr)

306 There are transvestites and there are transsexuals and there are other
nutjobs who just like to say that they're the opposite sex.
===

And that particular Venn diagram forms a perfect circle.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 05:08 PM (2wRtc)

307 "One in six premature deaths linked to pollution"

But 30 years later than they would have been if civilization didn't pollute.

Posted by: X-ray at October 20, 2017 05:09 PM (dfVjB)

308 Yeah....it's a dark day when even Playboy has succumbed to the degenerates.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 20, 2017 05:09 PM (fA1SL)

309 I am not sure which is gayer - a centerfold with a dick or someone posting about *what guys like to jack their dick to*

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 20, 2017 05:09 PM (5DBsn)

310 How about a dead centerfold?
What a missed opportunity for a Halloween issue.
Necrophilia is the N in LBGTQ2BBWENDPATM

Posted by: wooga at October 20, 2017 05:09 PM (sNzC+)

311 Makes note to self: Go to Nevada, open sexbot brothel. Document sexual preferences of clients and earn PHD in robot threesomes and punk that piker in England what thinks he knows sex.

Posted by: Berkley grad of sexual studies at October 20, 2017 05:09 PM (6Ll1u)

312 surely this is transploitation yes

Posted by: happyfeet at October 20, 2017 05:09 PM (mLfQi)

313 muh genderz

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 05:09 PM (2wRtc)

314 I am not sure which is gayer - a centerfold with a dick or someone posting about *what guys like to jack their dick to*

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 20, 2017 05:09 PM (5DBsn)

Nothing hotter than a ficus.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 20, 2017 05:11 PM (NyJwR)

315

Posted by: Gunslinger at October 20, 2017 05:12 PM (R2gO3)

316 -
--
Next month, the centerfold will be-

a Trans-Female Tapir!

----------------------------

SHHHH!! No one knows my cleverly-named alter ego.

Posted by: Jake Tapper at October 20, 2017 05:12 PM (pMGkg)

317 That's what I think of this.

Posted by: Gunslinger at October 20, 2017 05:12 PM (R2gO3)

318
Again, not to belabor a simple point, but apparently straight people's gender roles are "evolving," while gay and trans people's gender roles remain as fixed as the North Star.

Yep. If you're a straight guy living in a commie city, you've been hit on by gay men, virtually certain. And when you decline politely, the standard reply is "how do you know unless you try it?". *rolls eyes*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 20, 2017 05:12 PM (veoSD)

319 >>>To be fair,it is easier to watch a nude trannie than a Megyn Kelly dance party...<<<

Eh, possibly a tossup, although I must admit that I am intrigued by the thought of doing jello shots off of MeAgain Kelly's plump ass.

Posted by: Fritz at October 20, 2017 05:12 PM (Kwhm/)

320 OT, could be related to last thread.

From my gaystream media feed...check out this headline:

Video Shows Kelly Misrepresented Wilson's Speech.

welp, thar ya go.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP code is at October 20, 2017 05:13 PM (RDd1I)

321 We can send you our all new TOFU pack. It will include: soy-ribeyes soy-burgers, soy-roasts, and a delightful tapioca sundae.

Posted by: Omaha Steak Co. at October 20, 2017 05:13 PM (3BFzK)

322 Sarah Sanders Heated Press Briefing on John Kelly vs Frederica Wilson, George Bush 10/20/17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxFeOeeXGnU

Posted by: Off the reservation at October 20, 2017 05:13 PM (vWMNq)

323 The Plaything centerfold with the surgically altered dick said that he fucked Sean Penn once when he helped set Penn up with his pot dealer to get some good Humbolt Indica. It wasn't love, just business sex.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2017 05:13 PM (8gDQu)

324 There's not supposed to be any math.

nor anatomy or cellular biology, apparently.

Party. Of. Science.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2017 05:13 PM (5Je5m)

325 Katerina Witt has manjaw, like Gisele Bunchin.

Posted by: Another Lurker at October 20, 2017 05:13 PM (EATOD)

326
You can find pictures of the Franken-vulva surgery, before and after.

The guy who pioneered that was Dr. Elmer Belt, a urologist. He was doing that back in the '50s, I think.

To me, I think I can tell they're not real, but the acid test would be to look at real and Franken not knowing, and see if you could accurately pick live or Memorex.

Now, they can make a pussy out of dick, but they can't make a dick out of a pussy. Discrimination against transmen.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 05:13 PM (8O3HH)

327 286 A magazine that men buy to jack their dick to decides to put dudes in it.

That should really boost sales.

What is in the next issue? Pictures of herpes sores?
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at October 20, 2017 05:05 PM (RrJ1/)

300 years in the future, in the john on the USS Enterprise, "Horta-boy"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2017 05:13 PM (mbhDw)

328 Nothing hotter than a ficus.

Rhododendron FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 20, 2017 05:13 PM (FZxI4)

329 Necrophilia : The Final Frontier.
---
And once again - over my dead body.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2017 05:14 PM (tr2D7)

330 Used to be that Playboy never showed "pink". Had to go to Penthouse for that.
Hopefully they will extend the tradition to "No pink, no package".

Posted by: Gunslinger at October 20, 2017 05:14 PM (R2gO3)

331 Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 20, 2017 05:09 PM (5DBsn)

....

Buy an issue and find out you cockwrangler.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at October 20, 2017 05:14 PM (RrJ1/)

332
Playboy: The NFL did what? Shot themselves in the foot? We can top that! It's all about the clicks, damn it! Screw the bottom line. Fool speed ahead!

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 20, 2017 05:14 PM (EgwCt)

333 Other cutting-edge upcoming Playboy features:

On Your Next Big Date, Win Her Heart By Pulling Up In A Planet-Friendly Fiat 500!

For The Holidays, Sew Her A Sweater

The Burkha: Mysterious, Alluring and Sexy As Hell

Ever Tried It With A Corpse? To Think Outside The Box, First Open Up The Box!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 05:14 PM (Mouru)

334 While we are talking about roasting in Hell, I think that it is important to note that Baba Wawa beat everybody in the mad rush to run cover for Hollywood sex abuse.

http://tinyurl.com/ya7tdx8c

"You're damaging an entire industry."

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 05:14 PM (2wRtc)

335 Okay, NOW we read just the articles.

Posted by: Moron horde at October 20, 2017 04:30 PM (326rv)

Are the articles worth reading?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 05:15 PM (bjlHK)

336 For the first time in its 64-year history, Playboy magazine will feature a transgender Playmate, a decision that Cooper Hefner, a top executive at the magazine, said on Thursday was in keeping with its founding mission of embracing changing attitudes about sex.

Someone should explain to Cooper that there's a difference between "embracing changing attitudes about sex" and SJW "trying to make people change their attitudes about sex".

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2017 05:15 PM (+lVUW)

337 Israeli Lawmaker: 'Biological Advantage' Of Straight People To Reproduce Violates Equality . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I'm Dreaming of a White Privilege at October 20, 2017 04:33 PM (ZnasA)
*************************

h

Posted by: gNewt - and don't forget your mosquito net at October 20, 2017 05:15 PM (fdz7u)

338 Now, they can make a pussy out of dick, but they can't make a dick out of a pussy.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 05:13 PM (8O3HH)

That's because they don't have to. Just Crazy glue a dildo on and it's good to go.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2017 05:15 PM (8gDQu)

339
...actually "Play-horta."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2017 05:15 PM (mbhDw)

340 Why are men apropriating femalismsmsmism?

Posted by: rifraf at October 20, 2017 05:15 PM (idwi/)

341 There is no gay. There is only sodomy.

Posted by: doomed at October 20, 2017 05:16 PM (UW4Uc)

342 "You're damaging an entire industry."

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 05:14 PM (2wRtc)

Is that a problem?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 05:16 PM (bjlHK)

343 336 For the first time in its 64-year history, Playboy magazine will feature a transgender Playmate, a decision that Cooper Hefner, a top executive at the magazine, said on Thursday was in keeping with its founding mission of embracing changing attitudes about sex.

Someone should explain to Cooper that there's a difference between "embracing changing attitudes about sex" and SJW "trying to make people change their attitudes about sex".
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 20, 2017 05:15 PM (+lVUW)

Maybe Cooper Hefner's attitudes toward sex have changed, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 20, 2017 05:16 PM (YqDXo)

344 Headline should be "Dying Irrelevant Legacy Outlet makes one last desperate stab at getting Attention."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2017 05:16 PM (V2Yro)

345
While we are talking about roasting in Hell, I think that it is important to note that Baba Wawa beat everybody in the mad rush to run cover for Hollywood sex abuse.

http://tinyurl.com/ya7tdx8c

"You're damaging an entire industry."

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 05:14 PM (2wRtc)

Didn't she admit to fucking Che Guevara in order to get an interview?

Which is really nasty, because Che was notorious for having a VERY casual attitude towards personal hygiene.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 20, 2017 05:16 PM (veoSD)

346 I know how to tell if it's a tranny. . .

Posted by: Mick Crocidile Dundee . . . Now That's A Dick at October 20, 2017 05:17 PM (EATOD)

347 That's because they don't have to. Just Crazy glue a dildo on and it's good to go.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2017 05:15 PM (8gDQu)

Cross-marketing opportunity for Snap-On Tools?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 20, 2017 05:17 PM (YqDXo)

348

"I will never understand how a man can find love in another man's hairy ass."

- Richard Pryor

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 05:17 PM (2wRtc)

349 You know the 21st century is not turning out the way I had imagined.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 20, 2017 05:17 PM (3BFzK)

350 So if a tranny accosted a little girl in a women's washroom would the girl be able to join the me too thingy? Or would that be different?

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 20, 2017 05:17 PM (nBr1j)

351 "Other cutting-edge upcoming Playboy features: "

Take this 10 question quiz to find out if you are gay.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter.your.friendly.transexual.rotoplooker at October 20, 2017 05:17 PM (UdKB7)

352 Nah, nerdygirl, it's like Descartes's triangles; you've always had a love of surgically altered mutants in your brain, Cooper is just helping you realize that innate truth.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 20, 2017 05:18 PM (ppBhU)

353 Didn't she admit to fucking Che Guevara in order to get an interview?

Which is really nasty, because Che was notorious for having a VERY casual attitude towards personal hygiene.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 20, 2017 05:16 PM (veoSD)

Maybe Baba Wawa does too. It coulda been the Whiffy Bowl answer to Ali-Foreman.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 20, 2017 05:18 PM (YqDXo)

354 348

"I will never understand how a man can find love in another man's hairy ass."

- Richard Pryor
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 05:17 PM (2wRtc)

"Looking for love in all the wrong places..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2017 05:18 PM (mbhDw)

355 "I will never understand how a man can find love in another man's hairy ass."

- Richard Pryor

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 05:17 PM (2wRtc)

Barry O: Mine is as smooth as a baby...err.. I mean I have no idea

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2017 05:18 PM (493sH)

356 "I will never understand how a man can find love in another man's hairy ass."

- Richard Pryor

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 05:17 PM (2wRtc)

Betcha he won't say that today.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 05:18 PM (bjlHK)

357
Who cares if you're so poor you can't afford
To buy a pair of mod a go-go stretch-elastic pants...
There will come a time when you can even
Take your clothes off when you dance

Wah Wah Wah Wah

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 20, 2017 05:18 PM (QQ+il)

358 >>>Buy an issue and find out you cockwrangler.

I think I will pass.

You really enjoy talking about jacking dicks and wrangling cocks - anything you want to share? This is a judgement-free zone!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 20, 2017 05:18 PM (5DBsn)

359 Great, a classic men's mag ruined.

Fucking cocksuckers ruin everything.

Posted by: Al Swearengen at October 20, 2017 05:18 PM (H7qI+)

360
329 Necrophilia : The Final Frontier.
---
And once again - over my dead body.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2017 05:14 PM (tr2D7)

It won't be over. It will be "in "

Cue the Sam Kinison Homosexual Necrophiliacs bit!

https://youtu.be/RJ0sNZ5M1nE

Posted by: Buzzion at October 20, 2017 05:18 PM (eLQTM)

361 Cross-marketing opportunity for Snap-On Tools?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 20, 2017 05:17 PM (YqDXo)

They already trademarked a subsidiary - Snatch-On Tools.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2017 05:19 PM (8gDQu)

362
Look up ol' Doc Elmer Belt. His family was so embarrassed by the Franken-vulva stuff they made him stop doing him.

I just wonder about ol' Elmer. Looking at dicks, and thinking, I wonder if I can....... Yes, I can do it. I have the technology.

Elmer...Ssssshhh. Be vewy, vewy qqwiet. I'm making a puthy.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 05:19 PM (8O3HH)

363 Is that a problem?

Posted by: Miley,
===

Miley!

Hey , yeah.

She said it to Corey Feldman when he was confessing his own story of sexual abuse.

Some people are born without souls.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 05:19 PM (2wRtc)

364 351 "Other cutting-edge upcoming Playboy features: "

Take this 10 question quiz to find out if you are gay.
Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter.your.friendly.transexual.rotoplooker at October 20, 2017 05:17 PM (UdKB7)

Nah.

"Take this ONE question quiz to find out if you are gay. Does the cover of your present reading material say 'Playboy?' If so, ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 20, 2017 05:19 PM (YqDXo)

365 These people hate the human race. They want the entire species to become sterile.

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 20, 2017 05:19 PM (nBr1j)

366 361 Cross-marketing opportunity for Snap-On Tools?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 20, 2017 05:17 PM (YqDXo)

They already trademarked a subsidiary - Snatch-On Tools.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2017 05:19 PM (8gDQu)

Strap-On.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2017 05:19 PM (mbhDw)

367 >>>I will never understand how a man can find love in another man's hairy ass.

Ear worm: MOD - AIDS

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 20, 2017 05:20 PM (5DBsn)

368 She said it to Corey Feldman when he was confessing his own story of sexual abuse.

Some people are born without souls.

She fucked Fidel Castro.

The woman would have boned Stalin if she had had the chance.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 20, 2017 05:20 PM (QQ+il)

369 >>>Playboy Will Feature a Transgender Playmate

Can't a transgender just play with xerself?

Posted by: bergerbilder at October 20, 2017 05:20 PM (lIZQs)

370 "I will never understand how a man can find love in another man's hairy ass."

- Richard Pryor

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 20, 2017 05:17 PM (2wRtc)

And of course, there's always Andrew Dice Clay:

https://youtu.be/9l4JpI0nwf8

Obviously NSFW

Posted by: Country Singer at October 20, 2017 05:20 PM (yzxic)

371 Nah. "Take this ONE question quiz to find out if you are gay"

The rest of the questions just establish HOW gay.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter.your.friendly.transexual.rotoplooker at October 20, 2017 05:20 PM (UdKB7)

372 361 Cross-marketing opportunity for Snap-On Tools?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 20, 2017 05:17 PM (YqDXo)

They already trademarked a subsidiary - Snatch-On Tools.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2017 05:19 PM (8gDQu)

Strap-On.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2017 05:19 PM (mbhDw)

Slap-On ... with the attached adhesive strips.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2017 05:21 PM (8gDQu)

373
Playboy they can ruin. But they better not touch "Beaver Hunt" or "Puritan."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2017 05:21 PM (mbhDw)

374 Betcha he won't say that today.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 05:18 PM (bjlHK)

Or anything else for that matter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2017 05:21 PM (493sH)

375 There's one issue that's not going to get all stuck together.

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2017 05:21 PM (HgMAr)

376 Trump is making my portfolio great again

DJIA 23,328.63 +165.59 (+0.71%)

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 20, 2017 05:22 PM (QQ+il)

377 >>> There's one issue that's not going to get all stuck together.

Superglued shut maybe.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 20, 2017 05:22 PM (5DBsn)

378 There's no such thing as "Bi-Sexual".

If you suck cock, you're gay!

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at October 20, 2017 05:22 PM (H7qI+)

379 There's no such thing as "Bi-Sexual".

If you suck cock, you're gay!

Unless you're a woman.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 20, 2017 05:23 PM (QQ+il)

380 So if a tranny accosted a little girl in a women's washroom would the girl be able to join the me too thingy? Or would that be different?

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at October 20, 2017 05:17 PM (nBr1j)
****************************

irrc, There's a trial about that going on in Washington state right now. Two tranny's got a young girl in a, you guessed it, girl's public restroom.

Posted by: gNewt - and don't forget your mosquito net at October 20, 2017 05:23 PM (fdz7u)

381 "Betcha he won't say that today. "

Hell no they'd dig me up and burn me again.

Posted by: Zombie Richard Pryor at October 20, 2017 05:23 PM (UdKB7)

382 "You're damaging an entire industry."

"And God love you for it, too!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 20, 2017 05:23 PM (YqDXo)

383 Great, a classic men's mag ruined.
.........

Ruined yes, but not in the usual way.

Posted by: wth at October 20, 2017 05:23 PM (HgMAr)

384 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 20, 2017 05:23 PM (KCxzN)

385 Repeatable in case it's already been said:

"I would use your dick to screw that."

Seriously, wasn't there some guy/chick they featured back in the 80's or 90's that was drop dead gorgeous, but still was a surgically altered guy?

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at October 20, 2017 05:23 PM (qZdIZ)

386 I was so poor as a kid, that if I were a girl, I wouldn't have had ANYTHING to play with.

Posted by: The Muslim Comic (ret.) at October 20, 2017 05:24 PM (lIZQs)

387 Damn autostupidity... "Wouldn't"... carp.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at October 20, 2017 05:24 PM (qZdIZ)

388 Damn autostupidity... "Wouldn't"... carp.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at October 20, 2017 05:24 PM (qZdIZ)

I see ...

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at October 20, 2017 05:25 PM (8gDQu)

389 I bet this will go over just like Cover Girl's and Maybelline's sales campaigns using trans models for their makeup. Sales skyrocketed!!! Oh wait, they didn't??

Who would of thought that women wouldn't rush to look just like a tranny hooker? Except for Kathy Griffith of course.

Posted by: Cheri at October 20, 2017 05:26 PM (oiNtH)

390 To be fair, this truly is the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: wooga at October 20, 2017 05:26 PM (sNzC+)

391 "So this gorgeous chick used to be a guy."

--------------------------
He's still a guy. Always has been. Always will be.

Posted by: Behr Minimum at October 20, 2017 05:27 PM (QDZmu)

392 Ugh. They are their own inoculation against gayness.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 05:27 PM (/qEW2)

393 Admiral Ackbar, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 20, 2017 05:27 PM (fA1SL)

394 Bi-sexual just means "gay dude who is not repulsed by vaginas."

Posted by: wooga at October 20, 2017 05:28 PM (sNzC+)

395 So, does this trans person have a penis or a vagina?

Posted by: Chris M at October 20, 2017 05:29 PM (eAZVt)

396 Ruined yes, but not in the usual way.
Posted by: wth at October 20, 2017 05:23 PM

My understanding is that the usual way only happens on the ONT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 20, 2017 05:29 PM (ctuyM)

397
Another problem with those Franken-vulvae: They try to make some semblance of a vagina. A Franken-gina, I guess.

But the problem is the male body thinks that's a wound and tries to close it. So they have to do "dilation" exercises all the time to keep it open.

Also, they have a problem with being too short. Dude's banging them tend to bottom out.

So, to solve that problem, if the trannie wants it, they take a piece of sigmoid colon out to extend the Franken-gina.

So, no matter what, they always have to be fscked up the ass. No way around it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 05:30 PM (8O3HH)

398 I just watched the clip of Tucker Carlson interview a former Obama advisor. Now I feel bad for the Christians who went into the coliseum with the lions.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 20, 2017 05:30 PM (rnAwa)

399 I got a DUI in 90, had to do some AA meetings. So I went to Capo By The Sea which was close, it was a low security mental hospital. But they ran a 30,000$ a month rehab back then and they had meetings, that was when I met my first tranny. Called itself Bambi, looked like a 250# teamster in a wig and a dress. I didn't stop drinking by the way, I seemed normal.

Posted by: Berkley grad of sexual studies at October 20, 2017 05:31 PM (6Ll1u)

400 But the problem is the male body thinks that's a wound and tries to close it. So they have to do "dilation" exercises all the time to keep it open.

Also, they have a problem with being too short. Dude's banging them tend to bottom out.

So, to solve that problem, if the trannie wants it, they take a piece of sigmoid colon out to extend the Franken-gina.

So, no matter what, they always have to be fscked up the ass. No way around it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 05:30 PM (8O3HH)

Well I can't eat for the rest of my life. Thanks

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2017 05:31 PM (493sH)

401 Boys have vaginas girls have penises.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 20, 2017 05:33 PM (nQHw/)

402 393
Admiral Ackbar, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 20, 2017 05:27 PM (fA1SL)

*Drops PlayTrans mag*

*zip*

Oh, erhum. It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 20, 2017 05:33 PM (tbOMB)

403 A Thailand trannie has fooled more than one lad.

Posted by: Men of the Ivy League at October 20, 2017 05:34 PM (ctuyM)

404 Seriously, wasn't there some guy/chick they featured
back in the 80's or 90's that was drop dead gorgeous, but still was a
surgically altered guy?

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at October 20, 2017 05:23 PM (qZdIZ)

I remember reading Myra Breckenridge back in the day and being filled with shock and disbelief at the big reveal.
Now it's ho-hum trivial.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 05:35 PM (bjlHK)

405 So, to solve that problem, if the trannie wants it, they take a piece of sigmoid colon out to extend the Franken-gina.

So, no matter what, they always have to be fscked up the ass. No way around it.
Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 05:30 PM (8O3HH)

Well, it sounds horrific but at least now that guy will finally find contentment and happiness, after decades of being completely f*cked up in the head.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 05:35 PM (Mouru)

406 397

Another problem with those Franken-vulvae: They try to make some semblance of a vagina. A Franken-gina, I guess.

But the problem is the male body thinks that's a wound and tries to close it. So they have to do "dilation" exercises all the time to keep it open.

Also, they have a problem with being too short. Dude's banging them tend to bottom out.

So, to solve that problem, if the trannie wants it, they take a piece of sigmoid colon out to extend the Franken-gina.

So, no matter what, they always have to be fscked up the ass. No way around it.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 05:30 PM (8O3HH)

Can they make one with tentacles!? Asking ~~for a friend~~ to settle an argument.

Posted by: Kurt Buchenwald at October 20, 2017 05:35 PM (tbOMB)

407 Yeah, "fooled." That's the ticket.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 20, 2017 05:35 PM (ppBhU)

408 >>>Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 05:30 PM (8O3HH)

Sounds like someone felt the need to do a little more research on this...

:::raises eyebrows, slides down a couple seats:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 20, 2017 05:35 PM (5DBsn)

409 399
that was when I met my first tranny. Called itself Bambi, looked like a 250# teamster in a wig and a dress.

Posted by: Berkley grad of sexual studies at October 20, 2017 05:31 PM (6Ll1u)

You've had others?

Posted by: Kurt Buchenwald at October 20, 2017 05:36 PM (tbOMB)

410 Beauty is a bikini wax 'n waitin' for yer nails to dry
Beauty is colored pencil, scribbled all around yer eye
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die

Posted by: I'm a beautiful guy at October 20, 2017 05:36 PM (UdKB7)

411 >> Seriously, wasn't there some guy/chick they featured
back in the 80's or 90's that was drop dead gorgeous, but still was a
surgically altered guy?

-------------

See my post #304.

'81 and '91

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 05:36 PM (8O3HH)

412 He said "It's the RIGHT thing to do."

Bwahahaha. What moral codebook you lookin' at?

Well, maybe transexuals need a magazine. And I'm sure people will buy out of curiosity.

This whole thing makes me ill. Esp. the new shaming people for being hetero.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 05:36 PM (K3Cm5)

413 Sigmoid colon? Sausage casing? Garden hose? Doesn't matter. It all works!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 05:37 PM (Mouru)

414 Masks are really dropping in this thread..,

:::cringe:::

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy - Bunch Em If You Got Em at October 20, 2017 05:37 PM (5DBsn)

415 Why did they even bother with a surgically/chemically mutilated male?i mean, since women can now have penis and all they could have used one of those types. And told anybody that wasn't turned on by the photos that they are HATERS.

Posted by: Ripley at October 20, 2017 05:37 PM (NbRJx)

416 You know what? This thread is just sad.

I may take a nap.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 05:39 PM (bjlHK)

417
The big unknown with Playboy has always been what percentage of subscribers were female lesbians who enjoyed artfully photographed pictures of naked women.

So Playboy is jumping off the cliff with this one. Because I can't imagine artfully photographed pictures of naked guys pretending to be women is what they're looking for.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 20, 2017 05:39 PM (EgwCt)

418 "Masks are really dropping in this thread.., "

No, This is no mask. I really am beautiful guy.

Posted by: I'm a beautiful guy at October 20, 2017 05:39 PM (UdKB7)

419 You know what? This thread is just sad.

We're trying to make the best of it here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 05:40 PM (Mouru)

420 I remember reading Myra Breckenridge back in the day and being filled with shock and disbelief at the big reveal.

Now it's ho-hum trivial.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 20, 2017 05:35 PM (bjlHK)

Thanks for reminding me of the existence of that book.

I could happily have gone the rest of my life without recalling that preening ass Vidal and his edgy criticism of American sexual mores.

Buckley should have punched him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2017 05:40 PM (wYseH)

421 Is there going to be some pussy cat thread as a palate cleanser next?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs even though they bent over for the Dodgers at October 20, 2017 05:41 PM (8iiMU)

422 another problem is, in either direction you go, you can no longer control your pee pee. At least that's what I heard. You basically become Reek.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP code is at October 20, 2017 05:41 PM (RDd1I)

423 Finally something Michelle and I will enjoy looking at together.

Posted by: Former President Obama at October 20, 2017 05:41 PM (SkuXa)

424 The French model Ines Rau,
___
That's a man baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at October 20, 2017 05:41 PM (Z8FFX)

425 Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 05:30 PM (8O3HH)

Perfectly normal and natural. Yep.

Posted by: Insomniac - Getting Microaggressed on the Daily, Yo! at October 20, 2017 05:41 PM (NWiLs)

426 This cover is the result of the Playboy Mansion Grotto slime escaping the lab.

Posted by: Behr Minimum at October 20, 2017 05:41 PM (QDZmu)

427 So Playboy is jumping off the cliff with this one. Because I can't imagine artfully photographed pictures of naked guys pretending to be women is what they're looking for.

Some lesbians would have an aneurysm trying to figure out how they're supposed to react to a guy who's pretending to be a chick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2017 05:41 PM (Mouru)

428 Seriously, wasn't there some guy/chick they featured
back in the 80's or 90's that was drop dead gorgeous, but still was a
surgically altered guy?

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at October 20, 2017 05:23 PM (qZdIZ)

There was a famous transsexual from the 70s, I think, in Philly, called Harlow. She was pretty enough but they could never do anything about the arms and hands. She ran a club for a while that was the "in" place ... so I've heard. That was quite a bit before my time.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2017 05:41 PM (8gDQu)

429 Is there going to be some pussy cat thread as a palate cleanser next?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs even though they bent over for the Dodgers at October 20, 2017 05:41 PM (8iiMU)

Yes, but on the 1965 movie. Cue Tom Jones....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2017 05:42 PM (493sH)

430 This whole topic is sad. Feels de-moralizing for reasons I do not even understand.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 05:42 PM (K3Cm5)

431 Most male homosexuals are that way because of sexual abuse. It is clear that sexual orientation can be changed...hell this isn't even particularly controversial outside of the left.

Remember Howard Stern's comments about strippers with daddy issues?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2017 05:42 PM (Z8FFX)

432
There's "bi" and then there's....

Sono-bi....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 20, 2017 05:42 PM (mbhDw)

433 that was when I met my first tranny. Called itself Bambi, looked like a 250# teamster in a wig and a dress.

Posted by: Berkley grad of sexual studies at October 20, 2017 05:31 PM (6Ll1u)

John Lithgow in "The World According to Garp".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2017 05:42 PM (8gDQu)

434 So Playboy is jumping off the cliff with this one. Because I can't imagine artfully photographed pictures of naked guys pretending to be women is what they're looking for.
***
Well, if they really want to be good soldiers of the left, they could take a real female model, and superimpose this guy's head on her body.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2017 05:43 PM (Z8FFX)

435 Feels de-moralizing for reasons I do not even understand.

Posted by: Professor Chaos aka gumdrop gorilla at October 20, 2017 05:42 PM (K3Cm5)

One more step in the long march toward the complete degradation of American culture?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2017 05:44 PM (wYseH)

436 "no longer control your pee pee"

Nice. Permanent golden shower mode.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at October 20, 2017 05:44 PM (ppBhU)

437 There was a famous transsexual from the 70s, I think, in Philly, called Harlow. She was pretty enough but they could never do anything about the arms and hands. She ran a club for a while that was the "in" place ... so I've heard. That was quite a bit before my time.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2017 05:41 PM (8gDQu)

Your details are correct. She used to make a huge show of using the 'ladies room'.

At 29 years of age, this is stretching my memory a bit. But you got it right.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 20, 2017 05:44 PM (EgwCt)

438 Finally!

Posted by: Christine Jorgensen at October 20, 2017 05:44 PM (x5luU)

439 'Sono-bi....'

Is that anything like Soho-bi?

Posted by: I'm a beautiful guy at October 20, 2017 05:45 PM (UdKB7)

440 Sooner or later, every thread becomes a discussion about sigmoid colon vaginoplasty. Sad.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 05:45 PM (/qEW2)

441 So, does this person like girls or boys? Did they start out as a boy? Do they still have boy equipment? Is this an example of what Paglia says is male homosexuals wanting to seduce straight males? Just what is the deal with this person?

Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2017 05:45 PM (zLDYs)

442 1. Didn't the HE-girl form Tom Petty's You Don't Know video get to be in playboy.

2. re: "no longer control your pee pee"

Nice. Permanent golden shower mode.

++++

probably golden dribbles mode.

3. I think it's the otherway around, the gay men are victims of soy/plastics in the womb while the lesbos are victims of bad dads in childhood.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP code is at October 20, 2017 05:46 PM (RDd1I)

443 Odds that they'd ever do a spread called the schadenboners of AoSHQ?

Posted by: ShainS at October 20, 2017 05:47 PM (Tz0Cf)

444 Keep diggin', lefties !

Gonna hit Utopia Real Soon Now !

Moar popcorn !

*almost 5 ! *
*hurries off to check on the Strategic Cheap Beer Reserve*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at October 20, 2017 05:47 PM (8/cWV)

445 >>>Israeli Lawmaker: 'Biological Advantage' Of Straight People To Reproduce Violates Equality . . .

Brings new meaning to ace's joke "I love science sexually."

Annnd...we are full circle

Posted by: Max Power at October 20, 2017 05:48 PM (QCc6B)

446 So the old man kicks the bucket and sonny immediately shits the bed. Sure we got the sequence right there?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 20, 2017 05:48 PM (LDkaf)

447 Think about it - we live in a world where it is possible for degenerates to ruin porn

Posted by: Apple Fritters While Rome Burns at October 20, 2017 05:48 PM (fA1SL)

448 Sigmoid the sea monster with Franken berries.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2017 05:48 PM (IqV8l)

449 ending the week on a baby intermittent fast after eating a reckless 2 meals a day all week because I worked out a lot. ok, not that much but enough. I tried doing jibronis...no that's not it...uhhhh...kippers....nope that plyo thing crossfit types do, from standing to plank and back up.

Those are hard. I'm glad I'm going to add it to my plyo routine.

Now nearing 16 hour mark and settling in to being hungry.

sad.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage (muh IP code is at October 20, 2017 05:49 PM (RDd1I)

450 "Well, if they really want to be good soldiers of the left, they could take a real female model, and superimpose this guy's head on her body."

Oh gawd, not that miserable Art Thread again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2017 05:49 PM (V2Yro)

451
This surgery stuff is just Frankenstein stuff. They pretend it's therapeutic, that they're "curing" the patient.

But they're not. They're just doing gruesome experiments like some mad scientist.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 05:49 PM (8O3HH)

452 446 So the old man kicks the bucket and sonny immediately shits the bed. Sure we got the sequence right there?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 20, 2017 05:48 PM (LDkaf)

"Dad I want to have a tranny as the centerfold."

"We're a nudie magazine not an auto parts magazine son."

"No a man that has had surgery to look like a woman."

*Clutches at chest*

Posted by: buzzion at October 20, 2017 05:50 PM (z/Ubi)

453 Israeli Lawmaker: 'Biological Advantage' Of Straight People To Reproduce Violates Equality . . .

Jeez, that's too fucking bad.
Run along now.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2017 05:50 PM (O5Q3r)

454 Isn't that what "Lady Boys" are?? I guess they are big in the Philippines..

Posted by: Colin at October 20, 2017 05:50 PM (bYgjr)

455 >>>Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2017 05:45 PM (zLDYs)

Just bing "Ray Blanchard". He has a taxonomy on these people that will explain everything you see.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 05:50 PM (/qEW2)

456 Sooner or later, every thread becomes a discussion about sigmoid colon vaginoplasty. Sad.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2017 05:45 PM (/qEW2)

What is sad it that there are people (like me) who could embellish the discussion with even more details.

I choose not to. Shit. What the hell.

Let's just say that the 'cool moms' who put their son on oestrogen and delay normal male enhancement at puberty are sick individuals, guaranteeing their sons/future wives have to engage in such a procedure because a tiny inside-out penis doesn't work for intercourse.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at October 20, 2017 05:51 PM (EgwCt)

457 445 >>>Israeli Lawmaker: 'Biological Advantage' Of Straight People To Reproduce Violates Equality . . .

Brings new meaning to ace's joke "I love science sexually."

Annnd...we are full circle
Posted by: Max Power at October 20, 2017 05:48 PM (QCc6B)

I don't understand the point of his statement. Is he implying that heterosexuals should be required to reproduce for those who can't? To "equalize" the biology of reproduction?

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at October 20, 2017 05:51 PM (TdMsT)

458 Rhinestone Cowpie was Awan IT scandal client.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 20, 2017 05:51 PM (tbOMB)

459 Well, if they really want to be good soldiers of the left, they could take a real female model, and superimpose this guy's head on her body.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2017 05:43 PM (Z8FFX)

Oh so you've seen Weird Al's Lady Gaga parody "Perform this way."

https://youtu.be/ss_BmTGv43M

Posted by: buzzion at October 20, 2017 05:52 PM (z/Ubi)

460 So the old man kicks the bucket and sonny immediately shits the bed. Sure we got the sequence right there?

One could certainly psychoanalyze lil' Hefner to come to assessment here.

Daddy preferred pretty girls over me? Well I'll show him that pretty girls aren't everything!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2017 05:52 PM (Z8FFX)

461 >>>So, to solve that problem, if the trannie wants it, they take a piece of sigmoid colon out to extend the Franken-gina.

Haha, it's actually WORSE than we thought?

Posted by: Max Power at October 20, 2017 05:52 PM (QCc6B)

462
They don't let them do the actual Franken surgery (SRS) until they're 18, don't they?

It ought to be illegal to do the hormone messing shit until they're 18 too.

Posted by: publius, the Persistent Poperin Pear at October 20, 2017 05:54 PM (8O3HH)

463
Haha, it's actually WORSE than we thought?

Posted by: Max Power at October 20, 2017 05:52 PM (QCc6B)

Covers ears and eyes and shouts "la la la la la la...!"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, still loving the Cubs, sob..... at October 20, 2017 05:54 PM (8iiMU)

464 non nude nood

Posted by: Max Power at October 20, 2017 05:56 PM (QCc6B)

465 I don't understand the point of his statement. Is he implying that heterosexuals should be required to reproduce for those who can't? To "equalize" the biology of reproduction?

All I'm getting from it is, "I want more power over other people's lives!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2017 05:56 PM (Q6Lfj)

466 Nood madcow

Posted by: Off the reservation at October 20, 2017 05:56 PM (vWMNq)

467
Full anonymous disclosure. (Yes, I love an oxymoron - and that doesn't make me a fag!) My brother is gay, and I love him dearly, and I do not believe his gayness makes him a bad person. Moreover, while I hope that he is not into trannies (especially because he has been with the same good man for nearly a decade now), if he were: I would not completely love him any less than I do.

All that said, there is something deeply psychologically problematic about wanting to destroy one's gender in favor of _the_ opposite gender.

The fact that Cooper Hephner would push this sickness is... well, just plain sick.
And I am glad I got over "reading" the nasty, debased rag that is Playboy back in the early double-oughts.
I wouldn't have thought it could sink below, say, Hustler, and yet it has managed to plummet far below our culture's sadly typically worst smut.

The upside is that the vast majority of heterosexual males who must come to terms with their hormones will turn away from such ugly filth.

Posted by: Cold Civil War at October 20, 2017 05:56 PM (Z2PYk)

468 Caroline Cossey, born male, appeared in Playboy in 1991. Not an actual playmate, but nude.

Posted by: doug whiddon at October 20, 2017 05:57 PM (prhIs)

469 Eh. I'm not so sure old man Hefner would object to this.
Cutting edge and all of that.

Did he object to the silly decision to do away with nudes altogether? THAT seems more anti-Playboy than this latest gimmick.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 20, 2017 05:57 PM (0jtPF)

470 Rhinestone Cowpie...I had to Goggle that, and of course its who I thought it was...Some great, funny comments about her...Never knew the Democrats had such a selection of House Members...Any trannies in the bunch..

Posted by: Colin at October 20, 2017 05:58 PM (bYgjr)

471 All that said, there is something deeply psychologically problematic about wanting to destroy one's gender in favor of _the_ opposite gender.
***
Back when we were a patrifocal society, women pretended to be men.

Now that we are a matrifocal society men pretend to be women.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 20, 2017 06:00 PM (Z8FFX)

472
18-1 @ comment 471:

All too true.

Posted by: Cold Civil War at October 20, 2017 06:04 PM (Z2PYk)

473 So they changing the name to Playboy Buddy?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Back from the Dead) at October 20, 2017 06:27 PM (12xou)

474
Psst, Playboy! Cut a deal with the NFL - the two of you have so much in common.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 20, 2017 07:49 PM (pNxlR)

475 Ok this is funny. I was looking up this Cooper Hefner person, and ran across this article: (well, it won't let me add the link)

In the comments, this guy said, "Next, they will probably have a transgender centerfold."

Prescient. But I think it's more likely Cooper himself, avidly reading all the comments, read that and thought, "What an excellent way to stick it to the normals and get lots of publicity at the same time!"

Posted by: Alana at October 20, 2017 07:54 PM (ZCC6P)

476 They stop with the nudity and sales drop like a rock.
They then put on nude guys who have chopped off their twig and berries and call themselves girls.

Heff Jr.: start looking for a day job; your magazine is on life support.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 20, 2017 08:55 PM (QMwOT)

477 O'my I read the headline and thought Michelle Obama just will not go away! Now she/he will be in Playboy?

Posted by: melski at October 20, 2017 09:38 PM (bD2nl)

478 Playboy as an enterprise will be gone in 18 months. The magazine will first go to an " online only" format then will be quietly euthanized. Only question is will the buyer of the playboy mansion be a Saudi prince or Chinese billionaire?

Posted by: Major1 at October 20, 2017 09:45 PM (UjIiY)

479 Centerfolds are one thing. Folded Centers are another.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 20, 2017 11:39 PM (Ndje9)

480 I'm really looking forward to seeing the newsstand sales figures for November. I suspect they will literally be in three figures.

Posted by: Ron Stanford at October 20, 2017 11:53 PM (/R4ru)

481 Whilst perusing the November/December 2017 issue of Playboy, (remember when there were 12[twelve{XII}] issues per year,) my gaydar was set off by a picture of Hefner Jr. sitting next to Hefner Sr.

Posted by: Marooned at October 21, 2017 12:27 AM (8hRlF)

482 I don't understand this philosophy that says that straight men ought to see transgender women to be just as sexually attractive as they see women who were born female, and if they don't, they (the straight men) must be bigots. Since it appears that Playboy has adopted that philosophy, I think they've gone down a road that they will find it hard to come back from.

I mean, would Cooper Hefner and his current editors ever say, "Looking at the number of canceled subscriptions we got, it was a mistake to have a transgender Playmate. I'm sorry and we'll never do that again"? I suspect that their loyalty to "social justice warrior" principles would prevent them from admitting that.

Posted by: Joshua at October 21, 2017 04:28 PM (u7Zfr)

483 I knew that Playboy had become a bi-monthly magazine, but at first I thought that just meant they were going to publish every two months.

Posted by: Joshua at October 21, 2017 09:42 PM (u7Zfr)

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