They're Nothing But Goddamned Liars [Warden]

So this is the big, stupid, phony outrage that all the booger eaters are yowling about today.

Soap maker Dove faces criticism for body wash ad showing black woman taking off her shirt to reveal a white woman. https://t.co/2VrChZzPKz
— The Associated Press (@AP) October 8, 2017

Yes. A black woman took off her shirt and turned into a white woman, therefore the racist marketing team at Dove is implying that black people are dirty.

That's the claim.

Stupid, yes. But you could see how someone determined enough to find offense in everything might make that claim.

Except that's not the entire ad. This is:

The #DoveAd wasn't even a little bit racist #DoveSoap
People gotta stop spreading fake news on social media. pic.twitter.com/hQLdChVyM4
— Eric Okafor (@KneWKeeD) October 9, 2017

That's right. After the black woman turns into a white woman, the white woman turns into a Hispanic woman.

The ad is meant as a nod to diversity. This product is for everyone is what they're saying.

Well, that's where they were wrong. Dove is definitely NOT for the masses of childish, low achieving, herd driven Twitter cretins with nothing better to do with their time than to shriek racism whenever someone tells them to.

Due to dishonest reporting that only included the first transformation where the woman turns from black into white, Dove has already been bullied into apologizing to this zombie-like mob.

Here's the hacks at the Baltimore Post copying and pasting the fake news write-up that Time Magazine did on this story..

The ad is a three second GIF that promotes Dove’s body wash and shows a black woman peeling off a dark shirt and transforming into a white woman in a beige shirt. The white woman peels off her shirt to reveal another woman.

So, the first woman is identified as black; the second woman is identified as white and the third? Well, gosh she's just "another woman."

This is fake news clickbait at its worst. They literally made up a racial insult out of nothing but a video deceptively edited to imply the opposite of its intent.

As for Dove/Unilever, well I don't feel sorry for them at all. If you can't grow some balls and start standing up to these lies, then you deserve to grovel at the feet of these hooting, howling subhumans for all eternity.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 04:07 PM

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1 Without a good old fashioned booger-eater, snorking around in the shadows, the world would be SO dull!

Posted by: goon at October 09, 2017 04:05 PM (EaQ6/)

2 and no tits ? That's the outrage here

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 09, 2017 04:06 PM (M+Lyo)

3 This is my favorite thing on the internet today.

As for Dove/Unilever, well I don't feel sorry for them at all. If you can't grow some balls and start standing up to these lies, then you deserve to grovel at the feet of these hooting, howling subhumans for all eternity.

Brilliant!

Posted by: One at October 09, 2017 04:06 PM (RYASC)

4 The Age of Stupid abides.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 09, 2017 04:06 PM (XrCyE)

5 The white girl didn't impress me very much. Where was Kate when this was shot?

Posted by: goon at October 09, 2017 04:07 PM (EaQ6/)

6 So this is the big, stupid, phony outrage that all the booger eaters are yowling about today.
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In my perfect world , every broadcast and print media outlet would be required to preface every lead story with this exact phrase.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 09, 2017 04:08 PM (2wRtc)

7 I saw that ad and read the ensuing hullabaloo this morning. Personally I though the ad was stupid and as someone considered to be a minority, I did not even get the diversity angle that they were going for. And I definitely did not get the racist angle. But we live in a world where watermelons are considered racist...

Posted by: IC at October 09, 2017 04:08 PM (a0IVu)

8 Unknown to most, in the midst of all the SJW, trench warfare, Trump announced the most consequential immigration program in our history.

The only part he'll be able to deliver is the phone & pen stuff, because McCain Corker.

Posted by: mnw at October 09, 2017 04:08 PM (IF7/S)

9 For the love of all that is holy, NO ONE show them Michael Jackson's "Black or White" video!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 09, 2017 04:09 PM (vg8iE)

10 Women? Shower? I'm in!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 09, 2017 04:09 PM (bc2Lc)

11 I prefer that when women peel off their shirts, I get to see what was underneath, so the ad does nothing for me.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 09, 2017 04:09 PM (7ZVPa)

12 5 The white girl didn't impress me very much. Where was Kate when this was shot?
Posted by: goon at October 09, 2017 04:07 PM (EaQ6/)

Imagine the emotional roller coaster as she took off her top ... every guy in America would be gulping and watching intently ... and then the disappointment when there was another top underneath it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:10 PM (SRKgf)

13 Three women and no sammiches?

Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2017 04:10 PM (7n4KQ)

14 I stopped using Dove products when they came out with that bullshit "real moms" campaign featuring trannies. Eff them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 09, 2017 04:10 PM (QBy2Q)

15 United Colours Of Bennetton did it earlier and did it better.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:10 PM (6q+dR)

16 "This is fake news clickbait at its worst. They literally made up a
racial insult out of nothing but a video deceptively edited to imply the
opposite of its intent."

The correct term is "agitprop."

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 09, 2017 04:11 PM (rznWS)

17 Imagine the emotional roller coaster as she took off her top ... every guy in America would be gulping and watching intently ... and then the disappointment when there was another top underneath it.

I believe in the common vernacular, this is expressed as "TITS OR GTFO".

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 09, 2017 04:11 PM (HtLSE)

18 Lever2000 rocks.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at October 09, 2017 04:11 PM (ul9CR)

19 This is so racist.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at October 09, 2017 04:11 PM (mcI77)

20 The Asian girl was a real honey. I would like to know if this ad has only been killed here in the land of the free, and proper, and needy, or if it is running full-tilt boogey in the East. You know Lil' Kim is just hammering away at it as he watches the ad over and over.

Posted by: goon at October 09, 2017 04:11 PM (EaQ6/)

21 In before the garrett they're all pink on the inside comment.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 09, 2017 04:11 PM (tbOMB)

22 When I take off my pants I turn into a black man.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2017 04:11 PM (/tuJf)

23 If I had been throwing Mardi Gras beads at the screen, I would have standing to sue.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 09, 2017 04:12 PM (7ZVPa)

24 Also, have to love the loaded "that many call racist" headline. How many people constitute "many"?

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 09, 2017 04:12 PM (rznWS)

25 14 I stopped using Dove products when they came out with that bullshit "real moms" campaign featuring trannies. Eff them.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 09, 2017 04:10 PM (QBy2Q)

This is one thing about Duolingo that pisses me off. I do NOT want to learn the phrase "his husband."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:12 PM (SRKgf)

26 What do Time and The Baltimore Post have against Hispanic women? I love Hispanic women, bigly, especially if they make a good guac.

Posted by: President Trump at October 09, 2017 04:12 PM (SkuXa)

27 When I take off my pants I turn into a black man.
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Oh, yeah?

Posted by: Shep! at October 09, 2017 04:12 PM (vg8iE)

28 Well, gosh she's just "another woman."

White Hispanic

Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2017 04:12 PM (8ikIW)

29 "Where de clean white wimmen at?"

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 09, 2017 04:12 PM (3/kIS)

30 If this nonsense keeps up, all ads will feature ONLY people of color.

All other ads will be racist.

Hell, the way their going, I'm sure that certain fonts will be deemed "racist" as well. Yeah, I"m looking at YOU Franklin Gothic.

/do you know how you get moar Trump? THIS is how you get moar Trump.

Posted by: shibumi at October 09, 2017 04:13 PM (aT+Bx)

31 My vagina is named Dove.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 09, 2017 04:13 PM (XFue2)

32 Would it have mattered if the transformation was the other way? Latin to White to Black?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:13 PM (QQ+il)

33 13 Three women and no sammiches?
Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2017 04:10 PM (7n4KQ)
[I/]

Oh, Roy! Don't say sammiches in mixed company! That is so wrong!

Posted by: goon at October 09, 2017 04:14 PM (EaQ6/)

34 This is another unforced error by Trump....

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2017 04:14 PM (rmVvL)

35 When I put on my Crocs I feel gay.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 09, 2017 04:14 PM (mcI77)

36
That Dove commercial has nothing on this Chinese one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Few8kJ0zfnY

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 09, 2017 04:14 PM (rX06+)

37 The full commercial is even more racist. Dove declares that blacks are so dirty that even Dove can only make them white momentarily, after which their brownness will return. All statues of Dove soap must be torn down immediately.

Posted by: Shaun King, Expert on Racism at October 09, 2017 04:14 PM (8eVay)

38 Ho hum.

Eighth inning, 2-3, not much goin' on.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:14 PM (6q+dR)

39 All cats are gray at night.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:14 PM (QQ+il)

40 WHAT A FUCKING OUTRAGE THIS IS!!!

Posted by: Talcum X at October 09, 2017 04:14 PM (O5Q3r)

41 32
Would it have mattered if the transformation was the other way? Latin to White to Black?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:13 PM (QQ+il)

Nope. Still no sammiches. Or boobehs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 09, 2017 04:14 PM (tbOMB)

42 Tied up

Posted by: tu3031 at October 09, 2017 04:15 PM (O5Q3r)

43 They should have hired Rachel Dolezol for the spot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2017 04:15 PM (58eZn)

44 The full commercial is even more racist. Dove declares that blacks are
so dirty that even Dove can only make them white momentarily, after
which their brownness will return. All statues of Dove soap must be torn
down immediately.
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I agree!

Posted by: Don Lemon at October 09, 2017 04:15 PM (aT+Bx)

45
32 Would it have mattered if the transformation was the other way? Latin to White to Black?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:13 PM (QQ+il)

Of course. Because that would imply that the only desirable black woman is one that acts white.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2017 04:15 PM (veoSD)

46 This is one thing about Duolingo that pisses me off. I do NOT want to learn the phrase "his husband."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:12 PM (

The guys that work for me would immediately correct me

Ella, not el.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:15 PM (Ri/rl)

47 35
When I put on my Crocs I feel gay.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 09, 2017 04:14 PM (mcI77)

It's not the crocs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 09, 2017 04:15 PM (tbOMB)

48 oh... that works. REVERSE JINX.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:15 PM (6q+dR)

49 This is what happens when corp America panders to the diversity pimps. Dove could never had gotten it right: where is the Asian, the Pacific Islander, the Inuit, the Taina?

Posted by: kallisto at October 09, 2017 04:15 PM (AAbgH)

50 Where de clean white wimmen at?"
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 09, 2017 04:12 PM (3/kIS)

Boarding schools along the East Coast?

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 09, 2017 04:15 PM (XFue2)

51 Oh yeah - I forgot about the real moms tranny bs- yeah - f*ck them in particular - they deserve to be bitten by the hand they tried to feed out of.

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 09, 2017 04:16 PM (3/kIS)

52 Let's ask Pears' Soap!
http://tinyurl.com/3kvcr3t

Posted by: andycanuck at October 09, 2017 04:16 PM (mJ8mX)

53 Three women and no sammiches?
Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2017 04:10 PM (7n4KQ)

Sorry that you're incapable of slapping some ham on bread and adding mustard all on your own.

Posted by: Joy at October 09, 2017 04:16 PM (iVOAv)

54 BOOM goes the dynamite

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:16 PM (6q+dR)

55 Ha Ha

*points*

Posted by: nelson muntz at October 09, 2017 04:16 PM (9AAmo)

56 Dove soap was always easy to carve for Boy Scout projects.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at October 09, 2017 04:16 PM (xJa6I)

57 43 They should have hired Rachel Dolezol for the spot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2017 04:15 PM (58eZn)

No that German girl that's transitioning to an African woman.

She needs to read lines too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:16 PM (Ri/rl)

58 I'm going to take a knee on the way to the fridge because of this!

Posted by: goon at October 09, 2017 04:16 PM (EaQ6/)

59 Sister from another Hispanic

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2017 04:17 PM (IqV8l)

60 Dove soap floats, therefore it weighs the same as a duck.

Posted by: Sir Bedevere at October 09, 2017 04:17 PM (7ZVPa)

61 I think it was a stupid ad and I am shocked nobody at Dove or the Ad Agency caught it.

Was it intentional- I doubt it
Wait it murder- No

But Yes it was stupid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2017 04:17 PM (5y11N)

62 And because of tequila ... or vodka.

Posted by: goon at October 09, 2017 04:17 PM (EaQ6/)

63 53
Three women and no sammiches?

Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2017 04:10 PM (7n4KQ)

Sorry that you're incapable of slapping some ham on bread and adding mustard all on your own.

Posted by: Joy at October 09, 2017 04:16 PM (iVOAv)

Get cracking!

Posted by: Chore Boy at October 09, 2017 04:17 PM (tbOMB)

64 50 Where de clean white wimmen at?"
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 09, 2017 04:12 PM (3/kIS)

Boarding schools along the East Coast?
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 09, 2017 04:15 PM (XFue2)

He said 'clean', those boarding school girls are very, very dirty. Naughty even.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at October 09, 2017 04:17 PM (xJa6I)

65 >>>When I put on my Crocs I feel gay.

Me too.

Though on reflection it's probably the dicks in my mouth that make me feel gay rather than the Crocs.

Posted by: Shep in Crocs at October 09, 2017 04:17 PM (8eVay)

66 When I rub on poison ivy oil I feel Native American.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 09, 2017 04:17 PM (mcI77)

67 I know /pol/ is trying to make Tangerine Dream style "retro wave" into some sort of fashy icon.

I think they're really trying to troll SJWs to ban this completely harmless and, honestly, hella boring style of music by association.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:17 PM (6q+dR)

68 Dove soap was always easy to carve for Boy Scout projects.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

We used Ivory. Dove already had a strange shape. Ivory was a rectangle

Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2017 04:17 PM (8ikIW)

69 This is what happens when corp America panders to the diversity pimps. Dove could never had gotten it right: where is the Asian, the Pacific Islander, the Inuit, the Taina?

I thought the Inuit didn't bathe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:17 PM (QQ+il)

70 Three women and no sammiches?
Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2017 04:10 PM (7n4KQ)

Sorry that you're incapable of slapping some ham on bread and adding mustard all on your own.

Posted by: Joy
=================
You don't seem very "happy" joy.

Posted by: Bill Oh Really at October 09, 2017 04:17 PM (0aKdT)

71 I use Dove when jerking off in my favorite potted plants.

Posted by: Harvey Winegard at October 09, 2017 04:18 PM (XFue2)

72 So, what I get out of the ad is that Dove soap lets you change races with each wash.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 09, 2017 04:18 PM (7ZVPa)

73 @9: "For the love of all that is holy, NO ONE show them Michael Jackson's "Black or White" video!"

Don't forget "Return of the Jedi," the most insulting installment of the original trilogy! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls of his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!

Posted by: Hooper X at October 09, 2017 04:18 PM (rznWS)

74 True FACT: Talcom X used Dove soap when he was young.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 09, 2017 04:18 PM (7kLRC)

75 This is what happens when corp America panders to the diversity pimps. Dove could never had gotten it right: where is the Asian, the Pacific Islander, the Inuit, the Taina?
Posted by: kallisto at October 09, 2017 04:15 PM (AAbgH)

This.

Peter Principle at work. Should've never gone there. Too clever by half. Especially in this day and time.

Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 04:19 PM (48QDY)

76 Is the Sox ball girl is Moslem convert?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 09, 2017 04:19 PM (mJ8mX)

77 Under Fire @35:

Didn't you see what Adam Carolla had to say about wearing crocs?

(I wouldn't know on either count, but it sounds plausible.)

Posted by: JPS at October 09, 2017 04:19 PM (hdjvl)

78 Will Ivory soap be banned now?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 09, 2017 04:19 PM (mcI77)

79 Sorry that you're incapable of slapping some ham on bread and adding mustard all on your own.

Posted by: Joy
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Why does every thread have to turn into a She-Woman Man-Hater Thread?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 09, 2017 04:19 PM (2wRtc)

80 The Dove ad was kind of dumb, in terms of outrage reaction, but I think they were just saying "this works for everyone" not "It turns filthy negroes clean and white." I mean, what kind of lunatic would think they meant that literally?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2017 04:19 PM (39g3+)

81 It has to be said. Social media--especially "twitter"-- has dropped the average IQ at least 30 points.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:19 PM (7uYFy)

82 If the ad started with Katy Tur and ended with Aunt Jamima, would that be OK?

Posted by: Wise Latina at October 09, 2017 04:19 PM (OkKDg)

83 Perhaps "What a stupid time to be alive" should replace the Mencken quote on the front page.

Posted by: rickl at October 09, 2017 04:19 PM (xjiRE)

84 After the black woman turns into a white woman, the white woman turns into a Hispanic woman.
............

But do they shave?

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2017 04:20 PM (HgMAr)

85
Of course, Unilever is the evil multinational conglomerate that Ben and Jerry's sold out to almost 20 years ago.

Not that this has anything to do with the Dove soap controversy, but I enjoy pointing that out at every opportunity.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2017 04:20 PM (veoSD)

86 BTW, fuck typing on tablets.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 09, 2017 04:20 PM (mJ8mX)

87 That's right. After the black woman turns into a white woman, the white woman turns into a Hispanic woman.

++++++++++++

how about this? Fuck your diversity virtue signalling.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 09, 2017 04:20 PM (RDd1I)

88 Where's the Ebony soap?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:20 PM (QQ+il)

89 Is the Sox ball girl is Moslem convert?
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The Naquib is a dead giveaway isn't it.
Does it make my butt look big?

Posted by: Sox ball girl at October 09, 2017 04:20 PM (0HNSW)

90 I know /pol/ is trying to make Tangerine Dream style "retro wave" into some sort of fashy icon.

I think they're really trying to troll SJWs to ban this completely harmless and, honestly, hella boring style of music by association.

I didn't know that, but I have been listening to Lazerhawk some recently.

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 09, 2017 04:20 PM (HtLSE)

91 It's actually racist because an Asian woman was not included.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 09, 2017 04:20 PM (XFue2)

92 This ad is now a jailable offense in Kalifornia.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 09, 2017 04:20 PM (7kLRC)

93 I mean, what kind of lunatic would think they meant that literally?
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Oh, so now I'm a lunatic?

Posted by: Trigglypuff at October 09, 2017 04:20 PM (vg8iE)

94 So, what I get out of the ad is that Dove soap lets you change races with each wash.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 09, 2017 04:18 PM (7ZVPa)

And isn't that the in thing now a days?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2017 04:20 PM (5y11N)

95 I am so tired of being outraged at yesterdays news. I want some new outrage, please! The days of the body-count are long gone, but those were the last days when I even gave a shit.

Posted by: goon at October 09, 2017 04:20 PM (EaQ6/)

96 The full commercial is even more racist. Dove declares that blacks are so dirty that even Dove can only make them white momentarily, after which their brownness will return. All statues of Dove soap must be torn down immediately.

Shoulda featured zombie Michael Jackson. Woulda confused the hell out of everybody.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:21 PM (SRKgf)

97 As per SJW manual: Anything that implies, hints, or even in the most broad manner be interpreted by Ta-Nehisi Coates that a black person could, should, might be anything different than fiercely proud to be black is systemic racism.

I don't think it would have taken a rocket scientist to have seen that one coming.

And the groveling apologies only invite more of this utter BS.

Posted by: RM at October 09, 2017 04:21 PM (U3LtS)

98 Oh, so now I'm a lunatic?

Posted by: Trigglypuff at October 09, 2017 04:20 PM (vg8iE)

Now??

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:21 PM (QQ+il)

99 So Jamelle Hill from ESPN was suspended, with pay, for two weeks for calling for a boycott of ESPN.

Posted by: squeakywheel at October 09, 2017 04:21 PM (IeFza)

100 @60: "Dove soap floats, therefore it weighs the same as a duck."

Down here, all soaps float!

Posted by: Pennywise at October 09, 2017 04:21 PM (rznWS)

101 Dove also had that chart that made 99.44% v. 99% a YUGE difference.

Posted by: auscolpyr at October 09, 2017 04:21 PM (suO/a)

102 I'm so tired of this font of outrage that is never filled. This rage is almost demonic in its unquenchable fire, stoked by morons who hate themselves and the country that gave them the freedom to be maximum idiots.

I don't know if any of you have noticed, but if you watch commercials, you'd think the country was 70 percent black. In other commercials, white men are often depicted as random, clumsy cretins. Since I pulled the plug on cable, I've noticed it more now that I only watch college football with the commercials.

Posted by: grizzledcoastie at October 09, 2017 04:21 PM (FMgad)

103 >>> When I take off my pants I turn into a black man.

I turn into Running Bear Goldberg.

Posted by: fluffy at October 09, 2017 04:21 PM (U0v/A)

104 72. Maximizes the kumbayah factor.

Posted by: kallisto at October 09, 2017 04:21 PM (AAbgH)

105 White, black, hispanic, it's all pink on the inside!

Posted by: unWoke Jimmy Kimmel at October 09, 2017 04:22 PM (SkuXa)

106 How about the Snickers ad where that big , ugly Hispanic-looking dude turns into one of the lily-whit Brady bunch girls after taking a bite?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:22 PM (7uYFy)

107 94 So, what I get out of the ad is that Dove soap lets you change races with each wash.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 09, 2017 04:18 PM (7ZVPa)

And isn't that the in thing now a days?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2017 04:20 PM (5y11N)

It'd be really useful for white guys before basketball tryouts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:22 PM (SRKgf)

108 Isn't Axe the preferred body wash among the single & looking 'rons?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2017 04:22 PM (ctuyM)

109 Should have just said it was a tribute to the late Michael Jackson.

Posted by: buzzion at October 09, 2017 04:22 PM (z/Ubi)

110 So Jamelle Hill from ESPN was suspended, with pay, for two weeks for calling for a boycott of ESPN.
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I wish I could get suspended from my job for two weeks with pay.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 09, 2017 04:22 PM (vg8iE)

111 When I take off my FUBU hat I feel white again.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 09, 2017 04:23 PM (mcI77)

112
Sorry that you're incapable of slapping some ham on bread and adding mustard all on your own. Posted by: Joy

Sorry you're incapable of getting a plunger an ustopping your own clogged toilet

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 09, 2017 04:23 PM (lKyWE)

113 >>> Sorry that you're incapable of slapping some ham on bread and adding mustard all on your own.

Posted by: Joy
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You don't seem very "happy" joy.

She needs a wet spot to sleep on.

Posted by: fluffy at October 09, 2017 04:23 PM (U0v/A)

114 So Jamelle Hill from ESPN was suspended, with pay, for two weeks for calling for a boycott of ESPN.

*makes wanking gesture*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:23 PM (QQ+il)

115 99 So Jamelle Hill from ESPN was suspended, with pay, for two weeks for calling for a boycott of ESPN.

Posted by: squeakywheel at October 09, 2017 04:21 PM (IeFza)

I only got two weeks of "suspension" in my first job, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:23 PM (SRKgf)

116 Three women and no sammiches?
Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2017 04:10 PM (7n4KQ)

Sorry that you're incapable of slapping some ham on bread and adding mustard all on your own.

Posted by: Joy

You don't seem very "happy" joy.
.............

It's gotten so I've had to hire a food taster.

Posted by: Joy's husband at October 09, 2017 04:23 PM (HgMAr)

117 "They literally made up a racial insult out of nothing"

Hey, hey, now. Don't make me deploy my watermelon.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 09, 2017 04:23 PM (0/B0s)

118 I ordered a "golden monkey" ale. For Trump.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:23 PM (6q+dR)

119 I don't much care about this ad but I will say. I find it hugely interesting that this prostitute is releasing a video of this Miami Dolphin coach snorting cocaine and her threat to release more.

I'm wondering if this is the girl that Kapernicks "I'll blow you for a Hillary vote" girlfriend subcontracted the actual work too.
I really do hope that this gal releases more videos. Let's all have a peak!

Posted by: Drider at October 09, 2017 04:24 PM (HdKKm)

120 Another word for suspension with pay? Vacation.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:24 PM (6q+dR)

121 Will Ivory soap be banned now?
Posted by: Under Fire

Damn straight!

Posted by: Endangered Elephant tusks at October 09, 2017 04:24 PM (OkKDg)

122 What if the white woman is Rachel Dolezal?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2017 04:24 PM (oVJmc)

123 So Jamelle Hill from ESPN was suspended, with pay, for two weeks for calling for a boycott of ESPN.

or as we call it, vacation.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:24 PM (QQ+il)

124 Pffft...and we didn't even get see any boobies!

The fuck!!

Posted by: dananjcon at October 09, 2017 04:24 PM (WLK0w)

125 86
BTW, fuck typing on tablets.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 09, 2017 04:20 PM (mJ8mX)

I'm game.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 09, 2017 04:24 PM (tbOMB)

126 >>> Sorry that you're incapable of slapping some ham on bread and adding mustard all on your own.

Posted by: Joy
=================
You don't seem very "happy" joy.

She needs a wet spot to sleep on.

Posted by: fluffy at October 09, 2017 04:23 PM (U0v/A)

=========

Send her a potted plant.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 09, 2017 04:24 PM (vg8iE)

127 Jinx

dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:24 PM (QQ+il)

128 Sorry that you're incapable of slapping some ham on bread and adding mustard all on your own.

Posted by: Joy
=================
You don't seem very "happy" joy.

New one-name commenter? Hmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:24 PM (SRKgf)

129
I don't know if any of you have noticed, but if you watch commercials, you'd think the country was 70 percent black. In other commercials, white men are often depicted as random, clumsy cretins. Since I pulled the plug on cable, I've noticed it more now that I only watch college football with the commercials.
Posted by: grizzledcoastie at October 09, 2017 04:21 PM (FMgad)

I'm glad you brought this up. Anyone notice how over the past few years most of the commercials that air during NFL games--no matter who the sponsor is--portray NFL fans as stupid, crazy, idiotic, dopey fanatics?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:24 PM (7uYFy)

130 I always made black actresses wash with Dove before I sexually molested them. Just kidding I only sexually molested white actresses. I'm a perv and a racist.

Posted by: Harve the Parv Weinstein at October 09, 2017 04:25 PM (7kLRC)

131 actually it's a "VICTORY golden monkey". #winning

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:25 PM (6q+dR)

132 99
So Jamelle Hill from ESPN was suspended, with pay, for two weeks for calling for a boycott of ESPN.
Posted by: squeakywheel at October 09, 2017 04:21 PM (IeFza)

No, even worse: she suggested a boycott of Jerry Jones' advertisers specifically. He tried the kneel maneuver a couple weeks ago thinking it would placate the horde but it only emboldened them.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 09, 2017 04:25 PM (UBzPO)

133 122 What if the white woman is Rachel Dolezal?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2017 04:24 PM (oVJmc)

Or Elizabeth Warren? Imagine the confusion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:25 PM (SRKgf)

134 How about the Snickers ad where that big , ugly Hispanic-looking dude turns into one of the lily-whit Brady bunch girls after taking a bite?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:22 PM (7uYFy)
...........

Machete!

Posted by: Danny Trejo at October 09, 2017 04:25 PM (HgMAr)

135 Can't the SJWs just make twitter an official two minutes of hate channel and let the rest of us ignore them?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (7ZVPa)

136 432 years ago on this date, there was no Dove soap. But the Mohawks took 145 captives from the Hurons and those captives endured in slavery until the end of their days. They were gender neutral until bedtime.

Posted by: goon at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (EaQ6/)

137 Question for the horde:

Is it normal for a company to freeze your PTO once you give notice you're leaving?

They don't let you cash PTO out, they don't let you use PTO. Once you give notice, PTO is gone.

Normal?

Also, I'd like to point out this is counterproductive. If employees know this, why wouldn't they then take two or three weeks off, then giving notice afterward?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (jhqr1)

138 108 Isn't Axe the preferred body wash among the single & looking 'rons?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2017 04:22 PM (ctuyM)

That stuff stinks. Kids use that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (Ri/rl)

139 So inside every Black chick heres a White chick and an Asian chick? Where can get one of those? because Heidi is just plain vanilla.

Wait.... no ones seen her here have they?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (8Cguq)

140 I call the potted palm in the corner of my office "The Victory Garden."

Posted by: Harvey W. at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (vg8iE)

141
93 I mean, what kind of lunatic would think they meant that literally?
======

Oh, so now I'm a lunatic?

Posted by: Trigglypuff at October 09, 2017 04:20 PM (vg8iE)

Hey, if the muumuu fits.........

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (veoSD)

142 90 I know /pol/ is trying to make Tangerine Dream style "retro wave" into some sort of fashy icon.

I think they're really trying to troll SJWs to ban this completely harmless and, honestly, hella boring style of music by association.

I didn't know that, but I have been listening to Lazerhawk some recently.
Posted by: Sporkatus at October 09, 2017 04:20 PM (HtLSE)

Oooh, good idea. I'll see if Amazon has it for me to stream.
Thanks for the Lazerhawk tip.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (xJa6I)

143 I keep waiting for one of these companies to tell these asshole to FO and get a life.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (mpXpK)

144 I'd hit it. That's a threefer.

Posted by: Fritz at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (3ubcI)

145 Joy is just very concerned with all our misogyny y'all. She's totally not a hipster dude in the DC area trying to stir up shit.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (6q+dR)

146 I'll learn how to put ham on bread when you learn how to kill a spider your own fucking self!

Posted by: John Marston at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (SkuXa)

147 108 that would explain a lot

Posted by: kallisto at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (AAbgH)

148
Didn't Dove recently run some SJW ad?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 09, 2017 04:27 PM (493sH)

149 That stuff stinks. Kids use that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (Ri/rl)

=======

I dunno, it makes my teacher all hot and bothered.

Posted by: 14-Year-Old Boy in Public School at October 09, 2017 04:27 PM (vg8iE)

150 Joy cleans my dishes.

Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2017 04:27 PM (7n4KQ)

151 If it's ETO they have to give it to you. It's earned.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:27 PM (QQ+il)

152 That's DOCTOR Criag Kimbrel who just walked George Springer in 8th after relieving Sale.

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bizzshup at October 09, 2017 04:27 PM (RDd1I)

153 Oh no I mean Hispanic and where is the Asian chick anyway?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 09, 2017 04:27 PM (8Cguq)

154 ESPN declined comment regarding whether or not Hill will be paid during the suspension

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2017 04:27 PM (5y11N)

155 88
Where's the Ebony soap?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:20 PM (QQ+il)

Guys! Guys! I have a great idea!

Posted by: Kingsford New Product Development at October 09, 2017 04:27 PM (tbOMB)

156 Also, I'd like to point out this is counterproductive. If employees know this, why wouldn't they then take two or three weeks off, then giving notice afterward?
=============
This is why we don't publicize it in the company handbook.

Posted by: company lawyer at October 09, 2017 04:27 PM (eg6MU)

157 "I don't know if any of you have noticed, but if you watch commercials,
you'd think the country was 70 percent black. In other commercials,
white men are often depicted as random, clumsy cretins. Since I pulled
the plug on cable, I've noticed it more now that I only watch college
football with the commercials.

Posted by: grizzledcoastie at October 09, 2017 04:21 PM (FMgad)"

----------------------

That's a bit much there. It's only like 65% black and then 25% teh ghey.

I had a former business associate from Europe come over last year and he was always asking where all the black people were. He thought we were a huge majority black country.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 09, 2017 04:27 PM (7kLRC)

158 "It's all pink on the inside . . ."

Posted by: Harvey the Perv Weinstein: Hey! That's my line! at October 09, 2017 04:28 PM (EATOD)

159 Also, I'd like to point out this is counterproductive. If employees know this, why wouldn't they then take two or three weeks off, then giving notice afterward?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (jhqr1)

Well, I think if someone gave me their notice then tried to take a sick day, or a vacation day, I'd tell them to pack their sh*t and give them their last check.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:28 PM (Ri/rl)

160 Let's all have a peak!

Free mountains for everyone!

Posted by: bonhomme at October 09, 2017 04:28 PM (jhqr1)

161 Isn't Axe the preferred body wash among the single & looking 'rons?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2017 04:22 PM (ctuyM)

That stuff stinks. Kids use that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (Ri/rl)

It's disgusting.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:28 PM (7uYFy)

162 I don't know if any of you have noticed, but if you watch commercials, you'd think the country was 70 percent black. In other commercials, white men are often depicted as random, clumsy cretins. Since I pulled the plug on cable, I've noticed it more now that I only watch college football with the commercials.
Posted by: grizzledcoastie at October 09, 2017 04:21 PM (FMgad)

Definitely true, and about the only thing I watch is sports. White men have been portrayed as idiots since forever, but the black thing is of more recent vintage. I think a survey indicated that most people think the country is something like 30-40% black. That's where they got that impression.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:28 PM (SRKgf)

163 That stuff stinks. Kids use that.

No way I saw the ad, it makes teenage girls leap on you and tear your clothes off, totally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2017 04:28 PM (39g3+)

164 154
ESPN declined comment regarding whether or not Hill will be paid during the suspension
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2017 04:27 PM (5y11N)

Michael Smith will not be appearing on the show today either.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 09, 2017 04:28 PM (UBzPO)

165 Oh no I mean Hispanic and where is the Asian chick anyway?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 09, 2017 04:27 PM (8Cguq)

who do you think as doing the laundry? I mean no tickie, no washie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2017 04:28 PM (5y11N)

166 So Jamelle Hill from ESPN was suspended, with pay, for two weeks for calling for a boycott of ESPN.
===

Who do I gotta boycott to be suspended two weeks with pay?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 09, 2017 04:28 PM (2wRtc)

167 @116: "It's gotten so I've had to hire a food taster."

Me too!

Posted by: Tailgunner in the Human Centipede at October 09, 2017 04:29 PM (rznWS)

168 Sorry that you're incapable of slapping some ham on bread and adding mustard all on your own.

Posted by: Joy

I don't like mustard.Go back and make it right this time.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 09, 2017 04:29 PM (O5Q3r)

169 Hand me the straw before I push out this next video of us snorting coke ... and ruining my life!

Posted by: goon at October 09, 2017 04:29 PM (EaQ6/)

170
Sorry that you're incapable of slapping some ham on bread and adding mustard all on your own. Posted by: Joy

Here hold my loofah

Posted by: H.Weinstein at October 09, 2017 04:29 PM (lKyWE)

171 Isn't a Dove the international symbol for peace?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 09, 2017 04:29 PM (mcI77)

172 joy is definitely not a woman.

She hasn't said anything else, and you know how they all have to get the last word. . .

Posted by: Bill Oh REally at October 09, 2017 04:29 PM (scb0H)

173 You know who was racist? That darling of the Left, the murderous SOB, Che. Since this is Celebrate the Execution of Che Day, I offer two things. This pic of Jay-Z celebrating Che:

http://tinyurl.com/ybktzlgs

And this quote:

“The blacks, those magnificent examples of the African race who have maintained their racial purity thanks to their lack of an affinity with bathing, have seen their territory invaded by a new kind of slave: the Portuguese.”

“The black is indolent and a dreamer; spending his meager wage on frivolity or drink; the European has a tradition of work and saving, which has pursued him as far as this corner of America and drives him to advance himself, even independently of his own individual aspirations.”

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2017 04:29 PM (58eZn)

174 I am disgusted Trump teamed up with Dove for this obvious stunt.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 09, 2017 04:29 PM (xuv8D)

175 Think loudmouth racist rabble-rouser Stephen a. Smith will have something to say?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:29 PM (7uYFy)

176 That's a bit much there. It's only like 65% black and then 25% teh ghey.

I had a former business associate from Europe come over last year and he was always asking where all the black people were. He thought we were a huge majority black country.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 09, 2017 04:27 PM (7kLRC)

If you watch HGTV (on some TVs in the gym) you'd be convinced that 75% of Canadians are gay.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:29 PM (SRKgf)

177 Mustard on a ham sandwich...... You are doing it wrong.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 09, 2017 04:30 PM (XFue2)

178 Sorry that you're incapable of slapping some ham on bread and adding mustard all on your own.

Posted by: Joy
--

Someone is upset that they couldn't understand the directions on how to lower the toilet seat.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 09, 2017 04:30 PM (7ZVPa)

179
Sorry that you're incapable of slapping some ham on bread and adding mustard all on your own.

Posted by: Joy at October 09, 2017 04:16 PM (iVOAv)

Union rules.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2017 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

180 Stupid ad, not racist. Stupid. But 99% of ads are stupid. Nothing new here.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 09, 2017 04:30 PM (N3JsI)

181 and fuck all this Croc hate here.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 09, 2017 04:30 PM (mcI77)

182 Posted by: bonhomme at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (jhqr1)
..........

My company pays you off for accrued PTO if you leave. However, they cap accrued time at 480 hours.

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2017 04:30 PM (HgMAr)

183 Think loudmouth racist rabble-rouser Stephen a. Smith will have something to say?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:29 PM (7uYFy)

Is the Pope Catholic? Well ok, not this Pope, but most

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2017 04:30 PM (5y11N)

184 Isn't Axe the preferred body wash among the single & looking 'rons?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2017 04:22 PM (ctuyM)

That stuff stinks. Kids use that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (Ri/rl)

It's disgusting.

-------------\
Its ewok musk. I use it all the time.

Posted by: wicket at October 09, 2017 04:31 PM (MUtml)

185 The ad is meant as a nod to diversity.

I think it was meant as a nod to retardation.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2017 04:31 PM (8gDQu)

186 If you watch HGTV (on some TVs in the gym) you'd be convinced that 75% of Canadians are gay.

No WAY is it that low.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2017 04:31 PM (oVJmc)

187 171 Isn't a Dove the international symbol for peace?
Posted by: Under Fire at October 09, 2017 04:29 PM (mcI77)

But they're white.

Try to keep up, OK?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:31 PM (SRKgf)

188 177
Mustard on a ham sandwich...... You are doing it wrong.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at October 09, 2017 04:30 PM (XFue2)

At least it's not carrots or ketchup.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 09, 2017 04:31 PM (xuv8D)

189
Who makes a ham sandwich without a slice of Swiss cheese?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 09, 2017 04:31 PM (lKyWE)

190 If you watch HGTV (on some TVs in the gym) you'd be convinced that 75% of Canadians are gay.

You say that like it's conveying a false impression.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 09, 2017 04:31 PM (jhqr1)

191 I don't want an angry woman making my sandwich. I want a woman who thinks it would be sweet to make me one without asking to show how much she loves me.

But no miracle whip. I won't even pretend to like it to save your feelings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2017 04:31 PM (39g3+)

192 Houston up because the Red Sox tripped on their own dongs

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:31 PM (6q+dR)

193 Planet Houston goes back up 4-3

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2017 04:31 PM (5y11N)

194 Posted by: Joy

I don't like mustard.Go back and make it right this time.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 09, 2017 04:29 PM (O5Q3r)
..........

and don't forget my beer.

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2017 04:32 PM (HgMAr)

195 Astro's take the lead

Posted by: tu3031 at October 09, 2017 04:32 PM (O5Q3r)

196 That stuff stinks. Kids use that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (Ri/rl)

It's disgusting.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:28 PM (7uYFy)

When my son was a freshman in college I had a talk with him. Stop with the Axe body wash, you stink. He hasn't used it since.
I think its inexpensive.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:32 PM (Ri/rl)

197
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at October 09, 2017 04:32 PM (e8kgV)

198 Dove soap almost ruined Michael Jackson's career. One wash and he almost turned white.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2017 04:32 PM (/tuJf)

199 Dove isn't even soap.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2017 04:32 PM (8gDQu)

200 Well, I think if someone gave me their notice then tried to take a sick day, or a vacation day, I'd tell them to pack their sh*t and give them their last check.

Sure, but I think most places let you cash out your PTO. But I'm aware I may be completely wrong.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 09, 2017 04:32 PM (jhqr1)

201 I can do anything I want. Here hold my beer and watch

Posted by: Jamele Hill at October 09, 2017 04:32 PM (5y11N)

202 Altuve up. 0 for 3. 2 outs. i guess we might as well get the 9th inning started now

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:33 PM (6q+dR)

203 Are blacks offended when they watch a tooth whitening toothpaste commercial?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 09, 2017 04:33 PM (mcI77)

204 Has Dove's marketing division issued a groveling apology and entered "racial awareness rehab training camp" or whatthefuckever yet?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at October 09, 2017 04:33 PM (2wRtc)

205

Who makes a ham sandwich without a slice of Swiss cheese?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 09, 2017 04:31 PM (lKyWE)

Chick who kills her own spiders.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 09, 2017 04:33 PM (tbOMB)

206 Sorry that you're incapable of slapping some ham on bread and adding mustard all on your own.

Posted by: Joy at October 09, 2017 04:16 PM (iVOAv)

Union rules.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2017 04:30 PM (oVJmc)
............

mmm. Onions.

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2017 04:33 PM (HgMAr)

207 Dove soap means slavery. True story.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 09, 2017 04:33 PM (8Cguq)

208 172 joy is definitely not a woman.

She hasn't said anything else, and you know how they all have to get the last word. . .
Posted by: Bill Oh REally at October 09, 2017 04:29 PM (scb0H)

"Fine!" - Joy

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:33 PM (SRKgf)

209 Sigh. Called it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:33 PM (6q+dR)

210 In art class, when I was a kid, back when there was still art class in schools, before everyone became afraid that free expression was so dangerous to our society, we had to use Dove soap as our sculpting medium. I did dicks. But I failed because I used Lava soap.

Posted by: goon at October 09, 2017 04:33 PM (EaQ6/)

211 Horde, I have sad news from 'ette and writer Gunnar Grey. Her husband just passed away.

My husband passed away at home on Friday evening after a year-long decline. It started with a stroke last October, just before the election, and lasted through all of 2017. He's at peace now and healed, home with God where he wanted to be.

We spent the last hours of his life holding hands and staring into each other's eyes. At sundown he slipped into sleep, then into unconsciousness, and then he peacefully slipped away.

His funeral is Wednesday, and we're having a celebration for him on Friday. After that, I'm hoping to start writing again. John also left an unfinished novel, and I hope to complete it for him by the spring.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 09, 2017 04:34 PM (hMwEB)

212 This fire going on in the OC isn't looking good, 7 homes destroyed in one cul-de-sac already. Smoke is blowing down this way.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 09, 2017 04:34 PM (6Ll1u)

213 Who the hell puts mustard on a ham sammich?

MAYO or nuttin at all.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 09, 2017 04:34 PM (WLK0w)

214 137 Question for the horde:

Is it normal for a company to freeze your PTO once you give notice you're leaving?

They don't let you cash PTO out, they don't let you use PTO. Once you give notice, PTO is gone.

Normal?

Also, I'd like to point out this is counterproductive. If employees know this, why wouldn't they then take two or three weeks off, then giving notice afterward?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 09, 2017 04:26 PM (jhqr1)

Pretty sure its more normal to prorate it and pay out what you have earned. Of course even that seems like BS since what you've earned is generally from the previous years. The only way I could possibly see them freezing you out of it is if your remaining PTO would not be in that prorated time frame

Posted by: buzzion at October 09, 2017 04:34 PM (z/Ubi)

215 This is one thing about Duolingo that pisses me off. I do NOT want to learn the phrase "his husband."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:12 PM (SRKgf)

but, "mi punal," (tilde over the n) is so easy to say.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2017 04:34 PM (/f0LB)

216 remember, ladies, sandwiches are like boobs...without either of which, boys would not talk to you.

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 09, 2017 04:34 PM (RDd1I)

217 My company pays you off for accrued PTO if you leave. However, they cap accrued time at 480 hours.
Posted by: wth at October 09, 2017 04:30 PM (HgMAr)

I would still pay the employee what they were owed, but I would have them leave that day. It would make me mad if someone gave notice and then wanted to take a vacation day.
Unless it was pre arranged time off.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:35 PM (Ri/rl)

218
That stuff stinks. Kids use that.
--------------

From today's funny papers:

http://tinyurl.com/yc4zj9sl

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2017 04:35 PM (5IJky)

219
When my son was a freshman in college I had a talk with him. Stop with the Axe body wash, you stink. He hasn't used it since.
I think its inexpensive.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:32 PM (Ri/rl)

I used to work with a guy who slathered that stuff all over him.
He was 35

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:35 PM (7uYFy)

220 Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2017 04:35 PM (5y11N)

221 The primordial need to feel outrage will [\] be met.

Posted by: bergerbilder at October 09, 2017 04:35 PM (lIZQs)

222 I don't want an angry woman making my sandwich. I want a woman who thinks it would be sweet to make me one without asking to show how much she loves me.

Ah, Mrs. Guevara. I love her to death.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:35 PM (SRKgf)

223

A 41 year old probationary firefighter has been fired after his first day on the job because he brought a watermelon to work.

Robert Pattison went to introduce himself to his fellow firefighters and, as was the tradition at the firehouse, brought some food to share. But where most rookie firefighters brought donuts, Pattison brought a watermelon. Some of the black firefighters, who make up about 90% of the station, said they were offended by the act and the Detroit fire department decided to fire the probie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2017 04:35 PM (IqV8l)

224 I also like how the left can go through the ad, frame by frame. "This one is politikally korrect, comrade. This frame is inkoreckt, comrade, we can't have that now."

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 09, 2017 04:35 PM (RDd1I)

225 Axe smells like you are trying to cover up something.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:35 PM (7uYFy)

226 If you watch HGTV (on some TVs in the gym) you'd be convinced that 75% of Canadians are gay.

Are you including the Quebeckers? That has to skew the stats.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:36 PM (QQ+il)

227 but, "mi punal," (tilde over the n) is so easy to say.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2017 04:34 PM (/f0LB)

Yo no se that palabra, punal? What does that mean?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:36 PM (Ri/rl)

228 215 This is one thing about Duolingo that pisses me off. I do NOT want to learn the phrase "his husband."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:12 PM (SRKgf)

DUOLINGO? Is that some kind of sex act?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 09, 2017 04:36 PM (8Cguq)

229 Astros have the lead again, 6 outs to the NLCS

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2017 04:36 PM (39g3+)

230 A 41 year old probationary firefighter has been fired after his first day on the job because he brought a watermelon to work.

Robert Pattison went to introduce himself to his fellow firefighters and, as was the tradition at the firehouse, brought some food to share. But where most rookie firefighters brought donuts, Pattison brought a watermelon. Some of the black firefighters, who make up about 90% of the station, said they were offended by the act and the Detroit fire department decided to fire the probie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2017 04:35 PM (IqV8l)

I saw that. either there is more to that story or the world is crazier than I think.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2017 04:36 PM (5y11N)

231 Sure, but I think most places let you cash out your PTO. But I'm aware I may be completely wrong.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 09, 2017 04:32 PM (jhqr1)

If you work your notice.

Sorta tough though. Sometimes I'll tell them to hit it if they're not going out the right way. I do mention, I might get calls from future employers.

Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 04:36 PM (48QDY)

232 What do the Texas Rangers of 2010-2011 have in common with the 2017 Astros? Nolan Ryan.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 09, 2017 04:36 PM (7ZVPa)

233 the Stros brought Ken Giles out.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:36 PM (6q+dR)

234 And in honour of Native Peoples Day here's Ivory soap lending a helping hand:
https://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2010/07/219.jpg

Posted by: andycanuck at October 09, 2017 04:37 PM (mJ8mX)

235 Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 09, 2017 04:34 PM (hMwEB)

I did not know her, but please send my condolences.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 09, 2017 04:37 PM (tbOMB)

236 Robert Pattison went to introduce himself to his fellow firefighters and, as was the tradition at the firehouse, brought some food to share. But where most rookie firefighters brought donuts, Pattison brought a watermelon. Some of the black firefighters, who make up about 90% of the station, said they were offended by the act and the Detroit fire department decided to fire the probie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2017 04:35 PM (IqV8l)

I can't believe this shit.
Let me guess. They are going to hire a black probie instead...

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:37 PM (7uYFy)

237 225 Axe smells like you are trying to cover up something.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:35 PM (7uYFy)

It really stinks. I cannot stand it. I think the kids think they smell great.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:37 PM (Ri/rl)

238 226
If you watch HGTV (on some TVs in the gym) you'd be convinced that 75% of Canadians are gay.

Are you including the Quebeckers? That has to skew the stats.

Posted by: Grump928(C)

Also the polar bears. You have to keep an eye on those guys.

Posted by: pep at October 09, 2017 04:37 PM (LAe3v)

239 Fire fighter proby should have brought waffles and chicken.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 09, 2017 04:37 PM (7kLRC)

240 At some point, we're going to reach peak racism, and it is going to turn people into racists, because they are being treated as such, even though they are not.

Then it could get ugly.

Posted by: shibumi at October 09, 2017 04:37 PM (aT+Bx)

241 What do the Texas Rangers of 2010-2011 have in common with the 2017 Astros? Nolan Ryan.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 09, 2017 04:36 PM (7ZVPa)

He's still pitching?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:37 PM (7uYFy)

242 This is one thing about Duolingo that pisses me off. I do NOT want to learn the phrase "his husband."

My wife and I took our kidlet to a children's museum this weekend. There were a few reading nooks stocked with books. Of course there was a book about a kid with two dads. Of course there was.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 09, 2017 04:38 PM (jhqr1)

243 Astros have the lead again, 6 outs to the NLCS
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2017 04:36 PM (39g3+)

I don't think so. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2017 04:38 PM (5y11N)

244 the Stros brought Ken Giles out.

++++++++

that's DOCTOR Ken Giles!

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bizzshup at October 09, 2017 04:38 PM (RDd1I)

245 I saw that. either there is more to that story or the world is crazier than I think.
========
I think one clue is in the fact that this is a 41 year old probie. that's pretty old to be a rook. and pretty old to be that clueless.

Posted by: simplemind at October 09, 2017 04:38 PM (s/JvI)

246 Sorta tough though. Sometimes I'll tell them to hit it if they're not going out the right way. I do mention, I might get calls from future employers.
Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 04:36 PM (48QDY)

Are you a Pro?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:38 PM (Ri/rl)

247 Soap Thread!

Posted by: Weasel at October 09, 2017 04:39 PM (Sfs6o)

248 73 Don't forget "Return of the Jedi," the most insulting installment of the original trilogy! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls of his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!

Posted by: Hooper X at October 09, 2017 04:18 PM (rznWS)

Well, isn't that true?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 09, 2017 04:39 PM (5sQ8t)

249 "At some point, we're going to reach peak racism, and it is going to turn
people into racists, because they are being treated as such, even
though they are not."

--------------------

Already there and what it does is just make one not play by the real racists rules. The PC crap is dead to me.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 09, 2017 04:40 PM (7kLRC)

250 Dove soap means slavery. True story.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 09, 2017 04:33 PM (8Cguq)
............

It's also good for rape.

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2017 04:40 PM (HgMAr)

251 I think one clue is in the fact that this is a 41 year old probie. that's pretty old to be a rook. and pretty old to be that clueless.

Posted by: simplemind at October 09, 2017 04:38 PM (s/JvI)

Bringing a watermelon as a food treat is clueless?

Now, bringing haggis would be clueless ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2017 04:40 PM (8gDQu)

252 Axe has a really noxious smell, and I'm not just saying that because I once had a suitemate who used it as Bath Substitute and laid it on about twice a day.

It *does* burn really well as a lighter + can flamethrower, though that's mostly due to the butane propellant, but if if you breathe any burned Axe in the process, it will hang in your throat like seared ski-wax-flavored burnt flannel yuppie death. Cannot recommend the effects on throat, is what I'm saying.

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 09, 2017 04:40 PM (HtLSE)

253 Votermom,

I did not know her but my prayers are sent and sincere condolences.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:40 PM (Ri/rl)

254 I did not know her, but please send my condolences.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 09, 2017 04:37 PM (tbOMB)

She's one of our writer peeps. I think she started spending less time online around election time last year because her husband got a stroke.

I wish I could remember her favorite nic here.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 09, 2017 04:40 PM (hMwEB)

255 I had a former business associate from Europe come over last year and he was always asking where all the black people were. He thought we were a huge majority black country.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 09, 2017 04:27 PM (7kLRC)

It's why the SJW army thinks we are literally South Africa run by Hitler.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 09, 2017 04:41 PM (IWbvi)

256 Bringing a watermelon as a food treat is clueless?

Now, bringing haggis would be clueless ...

A giant jar of pickled pigs feet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:41 PM (QQ+il)

257 Horde, I have sad news from 'ette and writer Gunnar Grey. Her husband just passed away.

awful news how terrible for her. Prayers for her and her family

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2017 04:41 PM (39g3+)

258 Gosh it's nice to be able to post. As many of you know, I am the subject of blog persecution and my work IP has been banned.

Posted by: Weasel at October 09, 2017 04:41 PM (Sfs6o)

259 Astros have the lead again, 6 outs to the NLCS

Wrong league.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 09, 2017 04:41 PM (O5Q3r)

260 Face it, they just wanted another black hire.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 09, 2017 04:41 PM (mJ8mX)

261 These threads are probably saving my life. I chain-smoke, yeah because of stupidity, but these afternoon threads after a couple of mood-equalizers keep me so engrossed that I don't even miss the nicotine. You could probably get a government grant as a "stop smoking" site if you worked it just a little. Anyhow, thanks.

Posted by: goon at October 09, 2017 04:41 PM (EaQ6/)

262 >>Astros have the lead again, 6 outs to the NLCS

They are in the American League.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2017 04:41 PM (/tuJf)

263 Well the Sox didn't cover themselves with glory on that inning.

9th.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:41 PM (6q+dR)

264 Astros have the lead again, 6 outs to the NLCS

Wrong league.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 09, 2017 04:41 PM (O5Q3r)

Shsssh...he's on a roll

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2017 04:42 PM (5y11N)

265 Soap Thread!

Posted by: Weasel at October 09, 2017 04:39 PM (Sfs6o)

No. It's a Dove thread. Dove isn't soap - they just try to make it look like soap.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2017 04:42 PM (8gDQu)

266 thanks CaliGirl

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 09, 2017 04:42 PM (hMwEB)

267 Eh, I don't like the product anyway.

And talk about "eating their own" -- Dove's prides themselves on their culturally sensitive, pro-woman ads for years

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 09, 2017 04:42 PM (jeMrR)

268 Sorry that you're incapable of slapping some ham on bread and adding mustard all on your own.

Posted by: Joy

Running from spiders = gurrrrrrrrrl power.

And let's not mention the immense weight of the toilet seat.

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 09, 2017 04:42 PM (326rv)

269 Sorta tough though. Sometimes I'll tell them to hit it if they're not going out the right way. I do mention, I might get calls from future employers.
Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 04:36 PM (48QDY)

Are you a Pro?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:38 PM (Ri/rl)

No. Manage a course. I do everything. Inside and out. Sorta like running a farm.

Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 04:42 PM (48QDY)

270 6 outs to the NLCS
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Barrel time!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:42 PM (6q+dR)

271 I used to work with a guy who slathered that stuff all over him.
He was 35
Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:35 PM (

I would have told him. It may have hurt his feelings but I would want to know if I smelled horrible or have lipstick on my teeth.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:42 PM (Ri/rl)

272 And it's 3 now :^)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:42 PM (6q+dR)

273 Dove is only one quarter moisturizing cream. It's soap.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:43 PM (QQ+il)

274 Oops. "Dove prides themselves..."

Posted by: Shopgirl at October 09, 2017 04:43 PM (jeMrR)

275 Soap - I'm agin' it.

Posted by: Weasel at October 09, 2017 04:43 PM (Sfs6o)

276 Pattison brought a watermelon.
===

That is one disgusting, obnoxious fruit.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at October 09, 2017 04:43 PM (2wRtc)

277 Should have brought chitlins, fried chicken, and collards.

Posted by: John Marston at October 09, 2017 04:44 PM (SkuXa)

278 But where most rookie firefighters brought donuts, Pattison brought a
watermelon. Some of the black firefighters, who make up about 90% of the
station, said they were offended by the act and the Detroit fire
department decided to fire the probie.

Were they pissed he forgot the chicken?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 09, 2017 04:44 PM (O5Q3r)

279 238 226
If you watch HGTV (on some TVs in the gym) you'd be convinced that 75% of Canadians are gay.

Are you including the Quebeckers? That has to skew the stats.

Posted by: Grump928(C)

Also the polar bears. You have to keep an eye on those guys.
Posted by: pep at October 09, 2017 04:37 PM (LAe3v)

Oh, the stories I could tell about bears ...

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio, working on his GED at October 09, 2017 04:44 PM (SRKgf)

280 Soap - I'm agin' it.

*fistbump*

A bath when you're born and another when you're laid out will get you through the Pearly Gates.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:44 PM (QQ+il)

281 ALCS, Christopher. It's a brave new world......

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 09, 2017 04:44 PM (SAlss)

282 Another day, another stupid manufactured outrage.

Posted by: Insomniac - The Left Hates You and Wants You to Die at October 09, 2017 04:44 PM (NWiLs)

283 Wrong league.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 09, 2017 04:41 PM (O5Q3r)

Heh. Still can't get that right in my head.

Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 04:45 PM (48QDY)

284 Soap is totally racist. That's why I don't use it.

Posted by: Mikey Moore at October 09, 2017 04:45 PM (2mC6G)

285 264 Astros have the lead again, 6 outs to the NLCS

Wrong league.

++++++++

(here it comes)

That's DOCTOR ALCS!

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bizzshup at October 09, 2017 04:45 PM (RDd1I)

286 Bathing brings on the flux.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:45 PM (QQ+il)

287 The only soap I like is Ivory. It floats, which is handy when your mother makes you bathe in the creek.

Posted by: Weasel at October 09, 2017 04:45 PM (Sfs6o)

288 Sorry that you're incapable of slapping some ham on bread and adding mustard all on your own.
Posted by: Joy
----
What kind of mustard?

Let's not lose focus people.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2017 04:45 PM (tr2D7)

289 So in a company likely full of SJW snowflakes, not one looked at this ad and saw trouble? Sensitive and stupid is no way to go though life girlfriend.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 09, 2017 04:45 PM (AjNMO)

290
Who makes a ham sandwich without a slice of Swiss cheese?

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at October 09, 2017 04:31 PM (lKyWE)

Commies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2017 04:45 PM (veoSD)

291 BBC to air kibbutz volunteer reality show
The British BBC network is location scouting for new reality TV show, commemorating Israel's approaching 70th Independence Day; show set to include 10 Jewish British volunteers from all walks of life reflecting variety of British Jewry, debates on issues pertaining to Israel, Jews.

Oh G-D what a bad idea. And I was a volunteer on a Kibbutz.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2017 04:45 PM (5y11N)

292 Should have brought chitlins, fried chicken, and collards.
Posted by: John Marston at October 09, 2017 04:44 PM (SkuXa)

Made a joke about it once....once.

Posted by: Curtis Strange at October 09, 2017 04:45 PM (suO/a)

293 Bringing a watermelon as a food treat is clueless?

============
Well if you are a white dude going to a mostly black firehouse and you bring a watermelon. . .

its provocative but not as provocative as bringing watermelon, fried chicken and a case of malt liquor.

Posted by: simplemind at October 09, 2017 04:45 PM (Jcc4z)

294 chitlins, fried chicken, and collards

Well, shit, if he brought all that, I'd be hustling my way to the front of the line.

Say what you want about Dixie, Southerners can cook.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:45 PM (6q+dR)

295 No. Manage a course. I do everything. Inside and out. Sorta like running a farm.
Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 04:42 PM (48QDY)

I was just talking to a local muni Pro, He is running everything inside by himself. He can't find good help.

It's a great course too, they have Q-school there for the open.

I'm sure they have a greenskeeper though.

That's a big job you have. Muni or private?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:46 PM (Ri/rl)

296 and the third? Well, gosh she's just "another woman."
------------------------------------
Sorry, but that's all I see. Or rather, I just see a brunette whose features look kind of Middle Eastern to me.
Or she might be Italian or Spanish or Greek or Israeli. Mediterranean of some kind. I dunno.

When Americans say "Hispanic" and assign a racial meaning to it, they usually mean Meso-American mestizo. I don't see that.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 09, 2017 04:46 PM (0jtPF)

297 >>But where most rookie firefighters brought donuts, Pattison brought a

watermelon.

Dude maybe thought he was bringing a healthy food item instead of fatty donuts? Isn't that exactly what Michelle Obama inspired all of us to do - make healthy choices?

What he needs to do now is claim he's vegan, or on a raw diet!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2017 04:46 PM (W+vEI)

298 Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand...

But Dove? It tasted of racism.

Posted by: Ralphie at October 09, 2017 04:46 PM (oVJmc)

299 A giant jar of pickled pigs feet.
ted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:41 PM (QQ+il)

So chitlins are out?

Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 04:46 PM (48QDY)

300 Eyes axing where the Axe at!

Posted by: Detroit FD at October 09, 2017 04:46 PM (bc2Lc)

301 THERE'S INSANITY GOING ON IN THE DOVE AD!!

Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at October 09, 2017 04:46 PM (QLvwG)

302 Posted by: goon at October 09, 2017 04:41 PM (EaQ6/)

They're a good bunch o' Morons, for sure.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 09, 2017 04:46 PM (SAlss)

303 Sorry that you're incapable of slapping some ham on bread and adding mustard all on your own.
Posted by: Joy
----
What kind of mustard?

===============
Oh not that Stadium Mustard from Cleveland - it might make hair grow on my chest!!!!

Posted by: Bob Costas at October 09, 2017 04:46 PM (i/ZPv)

304 273 Dove is only one quarter moisturizing cream. It's soap.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:43 PM (QQ+il)

And what's with the "sulfate free" business? Why is that significant, or is that just a marketing ploy for the gullible?

"Dove, now guaranteed 100% polonium-free!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:46 PM (SRKgf)

305 They are in the American League.

I know I keep doing that. The Astros are in the NL in my mind because they were, I cannot get used to them being moved to AL.

They'll lose to the Indians anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2017 04:46 PM (39g3+)

306 looks like the Red Sox are serving beans

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:47 PM (6q+dR)

307 set to include 10 Jewish British volunteers from all walks of life reflecting variety of British Jewry, debates on issues pertaining to Israel, Jews.

That only one step up from Radio Berlin's Jewish Hour.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:47 PM (QQ+il)

308 Hoping for one more removal of a top where she isn't wearing a bra. Any race would do.

Posted by: Monty James at October 09, 2017 04:47 PM (gKOMX)

309 you knew it was a scorpion when you tried to make an advertising campaign about muh diversity to sell the whitest product ever to virtue signalling white people.

just stick with the porky chicks and virtue signal that way.

meanwhile, I'll use Terry Crews endorsed old spice because POWER!

Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 09, 2017 04:47 PM (RDd1I)

310 The only soap I like is Ivory. It floats, which is handy when your mother makes you bathe in the creek.

Posted by: Weasel at October 09, 2017 04:45 PM (Sfs6o)

Or you live in a van, down by the river.

Posted by: Zombie Matt Foley at October 09, 2017 04:48 PM (QLvwG)

311 Ack! Ack-Ack! I bet that it feels good to be the invading hoard from Outer Space! Kill'em all before they drink up all the liquor!

Posted by: goon at October 09, 2017 04:48 PM (EaQ6/)

312 308 Hoping for one more removal of a top where she isn't wearing a bra. Any race would do.

--

they shoulda added a top removal that turned the woman into Chelsea Manning

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 09, 2017 04:48 PM (hMwEB)

313 Don't kibitz or the kibbutz is kaput!

Posted by: Ralphie at October 09, 2017 04:48 PM (oVJmc)

314 I like DOVE but nothing beats the tang of a good bite of DIAL. Pro-Tip, cut off the light yellow parts first.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 09, 2017 04:48 PM (7kLRC)

315 My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness.
..............

You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at October 09, 2017 04:48 PM (HgMAr)

316 I already use Dove and will continue.

Posted by: Sponge at October 09, 2017 04:49 PM (xttKs)

317 As a DOCTOR, I have real concerns about how long Max Scherzer can keep it together today before another random tendon or muscle in his body just teleports into his Lexus in the parking lot.

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bizzshup at October 09, 2017 04:49 PM (RDd1I)

318 You're soaking in it.
Posted by: Madge at October 09, 2017 04:48 PM (HgMAr)

----

Charlatan !

Posted by: auscolpyr at October 09, 2017 04:49 PM (suO/a)

319 Some colleges refusing to follow new Education Dept. rules on prosecuting males for claims of sexual assault. They are keeping old Obama rules in place.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y9sdc827

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at October 09, 2017 04:50 PM (ylUqT)

320 Gosh it's nice to be able to post. As many of you know, I am the subject of blog persecution and my work IP has been banned.
Posted by: Weasel

HA!
Gotcha!
Report to HR- reported for violation of internet privileges, subject to termination.

Posted by: Weasel's IT Admin at October 09, 2017 04:50 PM (OkKDg)

321 It's a great course too, they have Q-school there for the open.

I'm sure they have a greenskeeper though.

That's a big job you have. Muni or private?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:46 PM (Ri/rl)

Semi-private. We have a comfortable amount of members. Everything's paid for. Outside is easy, that's where I came from. Like your friend, help is hard to find. Really hard. People just have no idea.

Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 04:50 PM (48QDY)

322 I hear Harvey Weinstein prefers Dove.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2017 04:50 PM (oVJmc)

323 I guess we'll have to pull our ad where a banana gets unpeeled and a watermelon appears.

Posted by: Del Monte at October 09, 2017 04:50 PM (H8S+R)

324 meanwhile, I'll use Terry Crews endorsed old spice because POWER!
Posted by: Witwickian Sage at October 09, 2017 04:47 PM (RDd1I)

Old Spice is not unpleasant.
And it reminds me of my father.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:50 PM (7uYFy)

325 273 Dove is only one quarter moisturizing cream.
............

So, fappable or not?

Posted by: wth at October 09, 2017 04:50 PM (HgMAr)

326 Soap - Ban the Bar!!

Posted by: Weasel at October 09, 2017 04:50 PM (Sfs6o)

327 after Max's last few outings, Dusty Baker has fire extinguishers in the dugout lest he spontaneously combust.

I'm SERIAL!@

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bizzshup at October 09, 2017 04:50 PM (RDd1I)

328 Some colleges refusing to follow new Education Dept. rules on prosecuting males for claims of sexual assault. They are keeping old Obama rules in place.

I guess they didn't talk to their lawyers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2017 04:50 PM (oVJmc)

329 Someone told me I should start liking Soap On A Rope.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at October 09, 2017 04:50 PM (mcI77)

330 Well pretty much no comment about Jamele Hill from her ESPN colleague who just left. And he is usually pretty talkative

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2017 04:51 PM (5y11N)

331 "Dove, now guaranteed 100% polonium-free!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:46 PM (SRKgf)

Eff that. What about GLUTEN?

Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 04:51 PM (48QDY)

332 The problem with IVORY is that an hour after you have eaten a bar you are hungry again.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 09, 2017 04:51 PM (7kLRC)

333 Some colleges refusing to follow new Education Dept. rules on prosecuting males for claims of sexual assault. They are keeping old Obama rules in place.

I imagine they are in for a world of court.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:51 PM (QQ+il)

334 Old Spice is not unpleasant.
And it reminds me of my father.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:50 PM (7uYFy)

...who's still alive by the way. But my parents hardly go anywhere where he'd feel the need to splash it on....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:51 PM (7uYFy)

335 >>So in a company likely full of SJW snowflakes, not one looked at this ad
and saw trouble? Sensitive and stupid is no way to go though life
girlfriend.

Or maybe they were fans of Michael Jackson's "Black or White"video - at the end where one person morphs into another, then another....?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2017 04:51 PM (W+vEI)

336 "Say what you want about Dixie, Southerners can cook."

That's what I like about the south...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 09, 2017 04:52 PM (4UIkO)

337 >>322 I hear Harvey Weinstein prefers Dove.

You need to stop this.

Posted by: Matt Damon at October 09, 2017 04:52 PM (mcI77)

338 >>Dove is only one quarter moisturizing cream.

It's no Butter.

Posted by: Marlon Brando at October 09, 2017 04:52 PM (tNhOB)

339 Some power-trip dude was routinely raping and grooming what, 50% or more of our well-known female (and possibly male, right Mr. Damon) actresses, and a Dove soap ad is what people are speaking truth to power about?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at October 09, 2017 04:52 PM (0jCTy)

340 An unholy alliance of Obama and twitter have brought us to this stupid place where everything is an outrage....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:53 PM (7uYFy)

341 Eff that. What about GLUTEN?
Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 04:51 PM (48QDY)

They're probably not 100% sure there's no gluten in Dove, but you can be damned sure there's no polonium, without doing any analysis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:53 PM (SRKgf)

342 Dove. Made for Unilever's heifers but average sized women like it too!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2017 04:53 PM (QLvwG)

343 Hoping for one more removal of a top where she isn't wearing a bra. Any race would do.

Posted by: Monty James at October 09, 2017 04:47 PM (gKOMX)

Is that you Harvey?

No, wait. You'd just tell them to take it off or they would be done in this town.

Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 04:53 PM (48QDY)

344 Dove is only one quarter moisturizing cream. It's soap.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:43 PM (QQ+il)

Outside of that quarter moisturizing cream my understanding is that the main cleanser in Dove is a commercial detergent, not soap made from fatty acids and lye. There is some soap in Dove. Some.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2017 04:53 PM (8gDQu)

345 marketing ploy for the gullible?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:46 PM (SRKgf)

All marketing is a ploy to the gullible.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 09, 2017 04:53 PM (tbOMB)

346 41 HR hit in the post season so far this year. FOURTY-ONE.

THat's obcene.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2017 04:53 PM (39g3+)

347 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at October 09, 2017 04:52 PM

SQUIRREL

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:53 PM (6q+dR)

348 Some colleges refusing to follow new Education Dept. rules on prosecuting males for claims of sexual assault. They are keeping old Obama rules in place.

I guess they didn't talk to their lawyers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2017 04:50 PM (oVJmc)

--

The Obama rules where he reminded them they were going to lose funding if they didn't follow his rules?

Great idea, guys.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at October 09, 2017 04:53 PM (0jCTy)

349 Some colleges refusing to follow new Education Dept. rules on prosecuting males for claims of sexual assault. They are keeping old Obama rules in place.

They're leftists. Watch what they do, not what they say. My bet is that some of them will grudgingly remember that peasants have rights, and then point at eviiiil Trump. But their declaratory policy remains the same.

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 09, 2017 04:53 PM (326rv)

350 340 An unholy alliance of Obama and twitter have brought us to this stupid place where everything is an outrage....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:53 PM (7uYFy)

It's OK - it's gradually fatiguing the response. Eventually SJW outrage and tattoos will go the way of bell bottoms.

I live in hope.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:54 PM (SRKgf)

351 Dove soap ad is what people are speaking truth to power about?
__________

Not me, I'm trying to organize a boycott against advertisers that my employer and I make money from. Because I'm a beautiful and intelligent woman.

Posted by: Jemelle Hill at October 09, 2017 04:54 PM (SkuXa)

352 If you rearrange the letters in Dove it spells voDe!!!

Posted by: Weasel at October 09, 2017 04:54 PM (Sfs6o)

353 The only soap I like is Ivory. It floats, which is handy when your mother makes you bathe in the creek.

You had a creek???
Lucky!

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 09, 2017 04:54 PM (baYK5)

354 Semi-private. We have a comfortable amount of members. Everything's paid for. Outside is easy, that's where I came from. Like your friend, help is hard to find. Really hard. People just have no idea.
Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 04:50 PM (48QDY)

Golf courses need a lot of maintenance. Working with the entitled members is tough too. I wouldn't want to do that.

I joked that if he found someone good to work the counter I was going to poach them.

My husband is playing in the Pro-Am with our Pro right now.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:54 PM (Ri/rl)

355 If you rearrange the letters in Dove it spells voDe!!!
Posted by: Weasel at October 09, 2017 04:54 PM (Sfs6o)

And Devo!!

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:54 PM (7uYFy)

356 A black person turning white?

Ignorant. That's ignorant.

Posted by: Michael Jackson at October 09, 2017 04:54 PM (wo3jg)

357 Some power-trip dude was routinely raping and grooming what, 50% or more of our well-known female (and possibly male, right Mr. Damon) actresses, and a Dove soap ad is what people are speaking truth to power about?
==========
Well in a way they are related.

You see Harvey like to make the wanna be stars which him shower. . . using Dove soap. Viola! justice is served. Carry on you crazy old world.

Posted by: SJwankers at October 09, 2017 04:55 PM (ezyqc)

358 Some colleges refusing to follow new Education Dept. rules on
prosecuting males for claims of sexual assault. They are keeping old
Obama rules in place.

Can we get some muscle over here?

Posted by: Melissa Click at October 09, 2017 04:55 PM (QLvwG)

359 In talking about giving these people time without pay you have to be careful. Thanks to FDR's BS labor laws you legally can't give a cat II exempt person time off without pay. Cat II means they are salaried and they are paid the same salary no matter how many hours they work. If they work zero they still get the same pay. Normally like 100% of the time in the company I worked for it mean they expected you to work 45 to 50 hours a week for the same pay.

My daughter was promoted to an exempt management position at the bank she works at. I laughed and asked her how much overtime she was expected to work for free. Then I explained the labor laws to her.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 09, 2017 04:56 PM (mpXpK)

360 My bet is that some of them will grudgingly remember that peasants have rights, and then point at eviiiil Trump. But their declaratory policy remains the same.

Certainly admissible in court.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:56 PM (QQ+il)

361 We don't use it.

Posted by: hippies and antifada at October 09, 2017 04:56 PM (mcI77)

362 Who knew #WhitePrivilege was so easy to get? #ThanksDove

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2017 04:56 PM (oVJmc)

363 Yo no se that palabra, punal? What does that mean?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:36 PM (Ri/rl)

In real Spanish it means dagger. In Mexican slang it means a flaming poofter.

Mexican slang is odd. "camote" means "yam" to the rest of the world, but male reproductive parts there. Which knowledge delighted me watching Moochelle waving her yam around in everyone's faces in her garden photo-shoot.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2017 04:57 PM (/f0LB)

364 It's OK - it's gradually fatiguing the response. Eventually SJW outrage and tattoos will go the way of bell bottoms.

I live in hope.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:54 PM (SRKgf)

Yeah. Trump is bringing all of this into the light. Hollywood. The NFL. He's making people see what kind of people are behind the glamour: assholes.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 04:57 PM (7uYFy)

365 I can't breathe.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2017 04:57 PM (UoSKV)

366 Some colleges refusing to follow new Education Dept. rules on prosecuting males for claims of sexual assault.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 09, 2017 04:53 PM (326rv)

Had this happened last year, and replace colleges with insurance companies and replace Education with HHS, wonder where the Middle School Media would come down on that?

Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 04:57 PM (48QDY)

367 Beltran's double. 5-3. men on 2 and 3.

And a lot of butthurt with the Sox fans here :^D

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:57 PM (6q+dR)

368 How do you like those apples?

Posted by: Carlos Beltran at October 09, 2017 04:57 PM (tNhOB)

369 Some colleges refusing to follow new Education Dept. rules on prosecuting males for claims of sexual assault. They are keeping old Obama rules in place.

+++++++++

Each Day I Grow More Powerful!!!!!!!

Posted by: trump 2020 battle station at October 09, 2017 04:58 PM (RDd1I)

370 Dishwashing liquid? You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge the Manicurist with Dementia at October 09, 2017 04:58 PM (wo3jg)

371
"Dove, now guaranteed 100% polonium-free!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:46 PM

Eff that. What about GLUTEN?
Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 04:51 PM

Organic and sustainable.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2017 04:58 PM (IqV8l)

372 361 We don't use it.

Posted by: hippies and antifada at October 09, 2017 04:56 PM (mcI77)

What color does patchouli turn you?

Wait - we don't want those women to raise their arms. /shudder

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:58 PM (SRKgf)

373 330
Well pretty much no comment about Jamele Hill from her ESPN colleague who just left. And he is usually pretty talkative
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2017 04:51 PM (5y11N)

I read he was taking this week off but would be back next week. Must not have much vacation time saved. Maybe he'll tweet something so he can get suspended with pay.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 09, 2017 04:58 PM (UBzPO)

374 Manly yes, but I like it too.
Clean as a whistle!

Posted by: Irish Springette at October 09, 2017 04:58 PM (HgMAr)

375 >>I can't breathe.

That's what you get for selling loose cigarettes.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2017 04:59 PM (/tuJf)

376 367 Beltran's double. 5-3. men on 2 and 3.

And a lot of butthurt with the Sox fans here :^D

(((((((((

Addison Reed will save us!

Posted by: Kamala Harris 2020 battle station at October 09, 2017 04:59 PM (RDd1I)

377 I don't think we're supposed to be talking about this.

Ashiness / Dry Skin is a big thing in the black community.

Posted by: garrett at October 09, 2017 04:59 PM (tNhOB)

378 My husband is playing in the Pro-Am with our Pro right now.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 04:54 PM (Ri/rl)

I wish them good luck.

Wish all the Horde could visit the course at least once at daybreak.

Invitations are open.

Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 04:59 PM (48QDY)

379 368
How do you like those apples?

Posted by: Carlos Beltran at October 09, 2017 04:57 PM (tNhOB)

Dunno. I'll give 'em a shot.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 09, 2017 04:59 PM (tbOMB)

380 Does Dove wash away rhythm, too?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2017 04:59 PM (oVJmc)

381 And a lot of butthurt with the Sox fans here :^D
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:57 PM (6q+dR)
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Do you mean me? All I said was I can't breathe. It's more gut-hurt than anything.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2017 04:59 PM (UoSKV)

382 And weren't the Obama rules roughly "admin personnel who were depositing student loan payments and helping kids with drop/add last week will be investigating the charges of rape against your son, he's not innocent until proven guilty in this locale, and victim wins immediately by default"?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Bama's Boot Stomping on the Face of College Football - Forever at October 09, 2017 04:59 PM (0jCTy)

383 If Fernway Park wasn't a relic from the time of slavery, built by slaves, that would have been an fly out. But now the racist Texans are going to the ALSC.

Posted by: Jemelle Hill at October 09, 2017 04:59 PM (SkuXa)

384 All marketing is a ploy to the gullible.
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4 out of 5 dentists recognize that!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 09, 2017 04:59 PM (mJ8mX)

385 I can't breathe.

No wonder you're so blue

Irish Springette

I'll have a dozen!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2017 05:00 PM (39g3+)

386 Hum? ESPN doesn't seem to have a headline about hill being suspended? Shocka

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2017 05:00 PM (5y11N)

387 Beltran's double. 5-3. men on 2 and 3.

And a lot of butthurt with the Sox fans here :^D
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:57 PM (6q+dR)

Fuck them.
I don't expect my Yankees to go further so if the Sox don't go either, that makes it a little easier....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 05:00 PM (7uYFy)

388 I have to say, you unrepentant, latent racists still bring the funny.

Kudos to all.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 09, 2017 05:00 PM (H8S+R)

389 bluebell, commenting on the three other people in this bar (who will be pile driving me into the snow after this is over)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 05:01 PM (6q+dR)

390 Nothing makes my FUPA silky like DOVE soap.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 09, 2017 05:01 PM (7kLRC)

391 365 I can't breathe.

I'll put my Crocs back on.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 09, 2017 05:01 PM (mcI77)

392 I have to say, you unrepentant, latent racists still bring the funny.

That's "unlepentant ratent lacists".

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 09, 2017 05:01 PM (HtLSE)

393 Old man Beltran!!! Ha!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 09, 2017 05:01 PM (0jtPF)

394 Fuck them.
I don't expect my Yankees to go further so if the Sox don't go either, that makes it a little easier....
==========
that is so Yankees fan its gonna break the meter.

Posted by: cliche meter at October 09, 2017 05:02 PM (JZi4T)

395 bluebell, commenting on the three other people in this bar (who will be pile driving me into the snow after this is over)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 05:01 PM (6q+dR)
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Ah. Wait, you have snow? It's in the 80s here!

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2017 05:02 PM (UoSKV)

396 What sort of a shower ad has nothing but girls in t-shirts, anyway? WTF is up with that?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2017 05:02 PM (8gDQu)

397 388
I have to say, you unrepentant, latent racists still bring the funny.

Kudos to all.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 09, 2017 05:00 PM (H8S+R)

Who are you calling latent!?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 09, 2017 05:02 PM (tbOMB)

398 294 chitlins, fried chicken, and collards

Well, shit, if he brought all that, I'd be hustling my way to the front of the line.

Say what you want about Dixie, Southerners can cook.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 04:45 PM (6q+dR)

I worked at a place that had a luncheon for some event in February. That was pretty much the menu. Lack lady was, WTH, that's southern cooking...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 09, 2017 05:02 PM (IWbvi)

399 I forgot Carlos Beltran was still playing. He must be 50.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 05:02 PM (7uYFy)

400 The truth is inflammatory to Twitter.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/277889/

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2017 05:02 PM (rmVvL)

401
365 I can't breathe.
Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2017 04:57 PM (UoSKV)
--------
Somebody rescue bluebell!!!

Posted by: Weasel at October 09, 2017 05:02 PM (Sfs6o)

402 386 Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2017 05:00 PM (5y11N)

ESPN(CCCP)'s problem is the same as the NFL's problem....

The correct business decision in both cases was to fire/sanction the troublemakers but the fear is 5-15% of your grievance studies types will act the ass even worse.

Jumanji Hill's problem is she is not the literal product she is part of ESPN(CCCP)'s product.....

and a totally dispensable one.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 09, 2017 05:02 PM (SzZnW)

403 396 What sort of a shower ad has nothing but girls in t-shirts, anyway? WTF is up with that?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2017 05:02 PM (8gDQu)

Clearly the implication is that men are dirty. Sexists!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 05:03 PM (SRKgf)

404 Does Dove wash away rhythm, too?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2017 04:59 PM (oVJmc)

No, but it can desyncopate.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2017 05:03 PM (8gDQu)

405 Beltran isn't just playing, he's pounding doubles still.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 05:03 PM (6q+dR)

406 that's why Beltran gets paid the big bucks.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 05:03 PM (6q+dR)

407 Are we not soap?

Posted by: Devo at October 09, 2017 05:04 PM (mJ8mX)

408 Its the return of the killer B's! Beltran, Bregman, and, uh Berlander

Well kinda

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2017 05:04 PM (39g3+)

409 Mexican slang is odd. "camote" means "yam" to the rest of the world, but male reproductive parts there. Which knowledge delighted me watching Moochelle waving her yam around in everyone's faces in her garden photo-shoot.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2017 04:57 PM (/f0LB)

I'm still learning. I won't say that word then. I keep trying to say scared miedo but I think I say sh*t because the guys laugh.

I saw a hipster from LA the other day in a restaurant wearing a shirt that read maricon. I had to talk to this couple. They were on their way to Cuesta College in SLO for a performance art show. I wanted to ask him about his shirt but I wasn't that brave. He was speaking Spanish and had purple hair.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 05:04 PM (Ri/rl)

410 Mexican slang is odd. "camote" means "yam" to the
rest of the world, but male reproductive parts there. Which knowledge
delighted me watching Moochelle waving her yam around in everyone's
faces in her garden photo-shoot.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2017 04:57 PM (/f0LB)

I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam.

Posted by: Popeye at October 09, 2017 05:04 PM (QLvwG)

411 >>Jumanji Hill's problem is she

she looks like Grimace's ugly, little sister.

Posted by: garrett at October 09, 2017 05:04 PM (tNhOB)

412 Fuck them.
I don't expect my Yankees to go further so if the Sox don't go either, that makes it a little easier....
==========
that is so Yankees fan its gonna break the meter.
Posted by: cliche meter at October 09, 2017 05:02 PM (JZi4T)

Cold War-era Mutual Assured Destruction had nothing on the Yanks-Sox rivalry ...

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 05:04 PM (7uYFy)

413 Dove is only one quarter moisturizing cream.

and won't sting your squeakhole!

Posted by: Shep at October 09, 2017 05:04 PM (HgMAr)

414 Beltran had a poor season,probably the end of the line.Especially if the Astros win it all.

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2017 05:04 PM (rmVvL)

415 Beltran isn't just playing, he's pounding doubles still.
=========
So am I.

Hit me again bartender.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 09, 2017 05:04 PM (0HNSW)

416 Inside the Parker!?

Posted by: garrett at October 09, 2017 05:04 PM (tNhOB)

417 LOL...INSIDE the park home run for the Red Soxs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 09, 2017 05:05 PM (5y11N)

418 homer. @#$%. 5-4.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 05:05 PM (6q+dR)

419 D'oh!

Posted by: Homer at October 09, 2017 05:05 PM (6q+dR)

420 DEVERS!!!!!

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2017 05:05 PM (UoSKV)

421 Inside the park HR.
Yikes!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 09, 2017 05:05 PM (0jtPF)

422 411 Posted by: garrett at October 09, 2017 05:04 PM (tNhOB)

Now now, I am certain she is a love....

OH MAH GAWD I AM TURNING TO STONE

Posted by: sven10077 at October 09, 2017 05:05 PM (SzZnW)

423 Woah! Devers goes inside the park!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 09, 2017 05:05 PM (O5Q3r)

424 Wow.

October is pretty awesome.

Posted by: garrett at October 09, 2017 05:05 PM (tNhOB)

425 I wear a shirt that says "CULO", FDA makes me do this.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at October 09, 2017 05:05 PM (7kLRC)

426 ESPN(CCCP)'s problem is the same as the NFL's problem....

The correct business decision in both cases was to fire/sanction the troublemakers but the fear is 5-15% of your grievance studies types will act the ass even worse.

Jumanji Hill's problem is she is not the literal product she is part of ESPN(CCCP)'s product.....

and a totally dispensable one.
Posted by: sven10077 at October 09, 2017 05:02 PM (SzZnW)

It's why you have nip this shit right in the bud by subliminally giving the impression that that kind of crap is NOT going to fly.

Consider Bowe Bergdahl. Would he desert today, with Trump in the WH, and his SecDef a former Marine nicknamed "Mad Dog?"

I'm thinking "no." Has anyone made any explicit policy statements? No. But nevertheless ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 05:06 PM (SRKgf)

427 Shit Houston.

Posted by: John Marston at October 09, 2017 05:06 PM (SkuXa)

428 now playing: 'despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage'

Posted by: Homer at October 09, 2017 05:06 PM (6q+dR)

429 Bluebell needs mouth to mouth. From Tom Hardy.

Heh, inside the park HR, Fenway is such a messed up park

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2017 05:06 PM (39g3+)

430 Devers will save us

Posted by: Kamala Harris 2020 battle station at October 09, 2017 05:06 PM (RDd1I)

431 ....shit....I spoke too soon....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 05:06 PM (7uYFy)

432 1 out

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 05:06 PM (6q+dR)

433 304 273 Dove is only one quarter moisturizing cream. It's soap.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 09, 2017 04:43 PM (QQ+il)

And what's with the "sulfate free" business? Why is that significant, or is that just a marketing ploy for the gullible?

"Dove, now guaranteed 100% polonium-free!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 04:46 PM (SRKgf)

Doing a little searching the sulfates in soap are foaming agents. And it can be a skin and eye irritant. Oh and of course there's a chance of a biproduct its manufacure being present which California of course classifies as a carcinogen. Because California classifies everything as a carcinogen.

Posted by: buzzion at October 09, 2017 05:07 PM (z/Ubi)

434 C'mon boys

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2017 05:07 PM (UoSKV)

435 All of these soaps with Aloe and lotions and whathaveyou. Screw that!
I want a soap that takes off a layer of skin when I shower. Thinking a lye blend with sand.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 09, 2017 05:07 PM (mcI77)

436 426 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 05:06 PM (SRKgf)

Yup you always get more of what you allow.

Wanna know why Lt Ivan Lenin West Point happened?

The US Army let it.

Posted by: sven10077 at October 09, 2017 05:07 PM (SzZnW)

437 Shit Houston.

Posted by: John Marston
============
Youre gonna have to flush a lot.

Posted by: some wiseass at October 09, 2017 05:07 PM (5cVU/)

438 I saw a hipster from LA the other day in a restaurant wearing a shirt that read maricon. I had to talk to this couple. They were on their way to Cuesta College in SLO for a performance art show. I wanted to ask him about his shirt but I wasn't that brave. He was speaking Spanish and had purple hair.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 05:04 PM (Ri/rl)

Truth in advertising.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 05:07 PM (SRKgf)

439 damn youse, vazquez!

Posted by: Kamala Harris 2020 battle station at October 09, 2017 05:07 PM (RDd1I)

440 homer. @#$%.
------
Bite me!

Posted by: homer simpson at October 09, 2017 05:07 PM (mJ8mX)

441 All of these soaps with Aloe and lotions and whathaveyou. Screw that!

I want a soap that takes off a layer of skin when I shower. Thinking a lye blend with sand.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 09, 2017 05:07 PM (mcI77)

You be wantin' Lava Soap then.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2017 05:08 PM (QLvwG)

442 MLB and their television partners would LOVE a Yankees-Red Sox ALCS....followed by either a Yankees-Dodgers or Red Sox-Cubs World Series....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 05:08 PM (7uYFy)

443 Wonder if the hurricane relief guys count inside the park home runs?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2017 05:08 PM (39g3+)

444 Shit Houston.

Posted by: John Marston
============
Youre gonna have to flush a lot.
Posted by: some wiseass

You rang?

Posted by: the Gulf Coast storm system 2017 at October 09, 2017 05:08 PM (6q+dR)

445 I wish them good luck.

Wish all the Horde could visit the course at least once at daybreak.

Invitations are open.
Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 04:59 PM (48QDY)

What state are you in?

I was about a 16 handicap before my neck surgery. My husband is a 7.
On Sunday my husband has tee in the ground at sunup. They can't find the balls on the first hole because they're getting old.
I know, phrasing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 05:08 PM (Ri/rl)

446 >>I saw a hipster from LA the other day in a restaurant wearing a shirt that read maricon.

Don't look back.

You can never look back.

Posted by: Don Henley at October 09, 2017 05:08 PM (tNhOB)

447 >>You be wantin' Lava Soap then.

That's what I'm talkin' about. Pumice and lye.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 09, 2017 05:09 PM (mcI77)

448 I washed my dick in Dove and it shrunk three inches!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2017 05:09 PM (oVJmc)

449 Is Dove the shit that cleans like a white tornado?

Posted by: Mr. Clean at October 09, 2017 05:09 PM (398bZ)

450 Nude. Who's gonna hold my loofah?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at October 09, 2017 05:09 PM (tbOMB)

451 Now I really can't breathe.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2017 05:09 PM (UoSKV)

452
434 C'mon boys
Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2017 05:07 PM (UoSKV)
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bluebell's alive!!!

Posted by: Weasel at October 09, 2017 05:09 PM (Sfs6o)

453 Yup you always get more of what you allow.

Wanna know why Lt Ivan Lenin West Point happened?

The US Army let it.
Posted by: sven10077 at October 09, 2017 05:07 PM (SzZnW)

Yep. But I believe in preemption. Before anything even happens, you set a tone, an atmosphere, from which people are discouraged from trying it on in the first place.

That's what I meant about Bergdahl. I doubt that there's ANY way he would consider pulling the same shit today, because he would KNOW that if it were humanly possible, Mad Dog Mattis would shit on him from an enormous height.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2017 05:09 PM (SRKgf)

454 Doing a little searching the sulfates in soap are foaming agents. And it can be a skin and eye irritant. Oh and of course there's a chance of a biproduct its manufacure being present which California of course classifies as a carcinogen. Because California classifies everything as a carcinogen.
Posted by: buzzion at October 09, 2017 05:07 PM (z/Ubi)

Sulphate free shampoo has been the rage for a while now at the salons.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 05:10 PM (Ri/rl)

455 2 outs

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2017 05:10 PM (6q+dR)

456 I want a soap that takes off a layer of skin when I shower.
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Buy yourself a Smithers. That's what I use.

Posted by: monty burns at October 09, 2017 05:10 PM (mJ8mX)

457 Sawx down to last out

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 05:10 PM (7uYFy)

458 We want a pitcher
Not a belly itcher!

Posted by: monty burns at October 09, 2017 05:11 PM (mJ8mX)

459 451 Now I really can't breathe.
Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2017 05:09 PM (UoSKV)
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Back to not OK!

Posted by: Weasel at October 09, 2017 05:11 PM (Sfs6o)

460 What state are you in?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 05:08 PM (Ri/rl)

NC. Less than an hour from Pinehurst. Overrated (cough cough)

Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 05:11 PM (48QDY)

461 The Boston natives are restless.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 09, 2017 05:12 PM (0jtPF)

462 uh uh uh uh stayin' alive stayin' alive

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 09, 2017 05:12 PM (0jtPF)

463 Ruh Roh

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 09, 2017 05:13 PM (QM5S2)

464 The count is full.
*burp*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 09, 2017 05:13 PM (0jtPF)

465 I saw a hipster from LA the other day in a restaurant wearing a shirt that read maricon.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 05:04 PM (Ri/rl)

Mexico is THATA WAY *points south

Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 05:13 PM (48QDY)

466 2 outs, great game, lots of tension, inside the park HR, series on the line. Wish the announcers were better

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2017 05:13 PM (39g3+)

467 We want a catcher
Not a belly scratcher!

Posted by: monty burns at October 09, 2017 05:14 PM (mJ8mX)

468 445 I wish them good luck.

Wish all the Horde could visit the course at least once at daybreak.

Invitations are open.
Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 04:59 PM (48QDY)

What state are you in?

I was about a 16 handicap before my neck surgery. My husband is a 7.
On Sunday my husband has tee in the ground at sunup. They can't find the balls on the first hole because they're getting old.
I know, phrasing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 05:08 PM (Ri/rl)

*****

On vacation in SoCal. Hating it but did sneak over to March AFB (near Riverside) today to see if I could get in 18.
Dummy me. It's a holiday apparently. Place was packed.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2017 05:15 PM (y+BJh)

469 Sad beans.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 09, 2017 05:15 PM (baYK5)

470 Sob.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2017 05:15 PM (UoSKV)

471 I've got some blue baseball caps
for a beautiful bluebell

Posted by: andycanuck at October 09, 2017 05:15 PM (mJ8mX)

472 NC. Less than an hour from Pinehurst. Overrated (cough cough)
Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 05:11 PM (48QDY)

My husband would love that. My FIL lives in Wilmington.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 05:16 PM (Ri/rl)

473 Lordy what a finish though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 09, 2017 05:16 PM (SAlss)

474 On vacation in SoCal. Hating it but did sneak over to March AFB (near Riverside) today to see if I could get in 18.
Dummy me. It's a holiday apparently. Place was packed.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2017 05:15 PM (y+BJh)

Yep. And probably last Friday as well. Training Holiday. 4 day weekends and all.

Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 05:16 PM (48QDY)

475 I've got some blue baseball caps
for a beautiful bluebell
Posted by: andycanuck at October 09, 2017 05:15 PM (mJ8mX)
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How about red roses for a blue lady?

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2017 05:16 PM (UoSKV)

476 On Sunday my husband has tee in the ground at sunup. They can't find the balls on the first hole because they're getting old.

I know, phrasing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 05:08 PM (Ri/rl)

It's when they can't find the hole with their putters that you really need to worry.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 09, 2017 05:17 PM (QLvwG)

477 On vacation in SoCal. Hating it but did sneak over to March AFB (near Riverside) today to see if I could get in 18.
Dummy me. It's a holiday apparently. Place was packed.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2017 05:15 PM (y+BJh)

But it beats working!
Pro tip, the busiest day for golf here is the day after Thanksgiving.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 05:17 PM (Ri/rl)

478 Oops. Sorry, bluebell, I honestly thought you were an Astros' fan. My apologies for #471.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 09, 2017 05:17 PM (mJ8mX)

479 We're all Indians fans no.

Posted by: Green Monster at October 09, 2017 05:18 PM (OkKDg)

480 No worries, andycanuck. I thought you were just teasing me. I'm used to being teased about baseball here!

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2017 05:19 PM (UoSKV)

481 474 On vacation in SoCal. Hating it but did sneak over to March AFB (near Riverside) today to see if I could get in 18.
Dummy me. It's a holiday apparently. Place was packed.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2017 05:15 PM (y+BJh)

Yep. And probably last Friday as well. Training Holiday. 4 day weekends and all.
Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 05:16 PM (48QDY)

Well, it is Air Force so probably a holiday every Friday.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2017 05:19 PM (y+BJh)

482 Wooo! congo rats Houston, great game, great series.

Now its time for the cubes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2017 05:19 PM (39g3+)

483 We're all Indians fans no.
Posted by: Green Monster at October 09, 2017 05:18 PM (OkKDg)

What do you mean, 'we' kemosabe?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 09, 2017 05:20 PM (7uYFy)

484 Well, guess I'll go eat worms.

Then I'll go cheer on my other team - the Nats!

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2017 05:20 PM (UoSKV)

485 Aren't the Congo Rats a mercenary outfit?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 09, 2017 05:20 PM (mJ8mX)

486 479
We're all Indians fans no.
Posted by: Green Monster at October 09, 2017 05:18 PM (OkKDg)

They're still shitty

Posted by: Indians Groundskeeper at October 09, 2017 05:21 PM (UBzPO)

487 But it beats working!
Pro tip, the busiest day for golf here is the day after Thanksgiving.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 09, 2017 05:17 PM (Ri/rl)

Big day for us. Mommas are making sammiches, er, shopping early, and let the men of the hook later.

Posted by: golfman at October 09, 2017 05:22 PM (48QDY)

488 bluebell, I still can't think about Ryan Howard blowing his achilles the play that clinched it for the Cards...it'll sting for a while.But healing comes. And then you can get back to the cookbook!

Posted by: kallisto at October 09, 2017 05:23 PM (AAbgH)

489 Thanks, kallisto. And yes, I've got to get back to the cookbook! Right after the Nats game.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2017 05:24 PM (UoSKV)

490 Better go catch your refrigerator!

Posted by: Guy who always screws up prank calls at October 09, 2017 05:27 PM (2mC6G)

491 The way they build these McMansions 10 feet apart isn't helping in the fire control effort now, the only choice is sacrifice one home and save the ones on either side. Wind is supposed to change overnight and go the other way and be humid, that should help.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 09, 2017 05:27 PM (6Ll1u)

492 >>>As for Dove/Unilever, well I don't feel sorry for them at all.

Exactly.

Posted by: m at October 09, 2017 05:31 PM (1Xpas)

493 Nood. Thanks for telling me, guys.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 09, 2017 05:33 PM (mJ8mX)

494 On the Axe-like teen-spirit flavours, some of them make a pleasant-to-use scrub. Be advised that the scrubbing media is suspended in a volatile vehicle, and must not be touched to the most sensitive areas of the body. Must. Not.

And there is my good turn for the day.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 09, 2017 05:35 PM (H5rtT)

495 It's not racist, but it's stupid. How did anyone at the ad agency think, in the present climate, that this was okay?

Posted by: macleod at October 09, 2017 05:36 PM (I7blG)

496 A gentleman does not have a ham sandwich without mustard

-Winston Churchill

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 09, 2017 05:38 PM (bZ7mE)

497 >>>It's gotten so I've had to hire a food taster.
Posted by: Joy's husband at October 09, 2017 04:23 PM (HgMAr)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at October 09, 2017 05:42 PM (1Xpas)

498 Test

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 09, 2017 05:46 PM (wYseH)

499 Honestly, to do an ad like that without thinking about the race of the people involved shows a complete lack of racism.

Posted by: Servius at October 09, 2017 05:48 PM (SXIn9)

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