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Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals Overturns Injunction Against Sanctuary City Bill Put in Place by Lower Court Judge, Permitting Most of the Law to Be Enforced

Until a full hearing on the merits, at least. But for now, the law is mostly now in force.

A three-judge panel of the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals temporarily stayed on Monday key portions of the injunction issued in September by a federal judge in San Antonio that prevented the state from implementing major parts of the law...

The core parts of the law ban Texas cities from prohibiting or “materially limit[ing]” local law enforcement from:

1. Notifying federal immigration officials that an illegal alien has been arrested.

2. Cooperating with immigration authorities (including honoring detainer warrants on illegal aliens issued by federal authorities).

3. Allowing federal immigration officers to enter local jails to conduct investigations of criminal illegal aliens.

The lower court federal judge had enjoined Texas from implementing the second and third provisions. However, the 5th Circuit issued a stay of that portion of the injunction.

Holding that Texas was likely to succeed on the merits of those two provisions, the 5th Circuit lifted the injunction until the appeals court has a chance to consider the merits of the case....

The panel found that local authorities don't have to honor and fulfill every detainer request, but -- and I don't get this distinction myself -- they must honor and fulfill ever detainer request consistent with current ICE practice. It gives the example of local authorities being free to ignore an ICE detainer request... if the arrestee provides proof of legal presence in the country. I'm not sure why ICE would issue a detainer in that situation, but, whatev's.

Hans Von Spasky (who wrote this news item) had previously blasted the Clinton-appoointee prog judge's injunction as "absurd" -- and it looks like the appeals court agrees.

Posted by: Ace at 02:39 PM




Comments

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1 Get them out.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at September 26, 2017 02:39 PM (/5WQL)

2 So sick of the Left using courts to usurp presidential power, laws already on the books.

End Sanctuary Cities now.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2017 02:42 PM (W+vEI)

3 Again

Posted by: The Jackhole Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2017 02:42 PM (M+Lyo)

4 It gives the example of local authorities being free to ignore an ICE
detainer request... if the arrestee provides proof of legal presence in
the country.
===

The Dreamer Clause.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 02:43 PM (2wRtc)

5 "Because we want it that way, peasants" seems to be the argument always.

Judicial review always seemed like a bad idea, no matter which way the wind blew.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 26, 2017 02:43 PM (ycWCI)

6 2 So sick of the Left using courts to usurp presidential power, laws already on the books.

End Sanctuary Cities now.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2017 02:42 PM (W+vEI)



Same here. The Reds seem to think laws are just proposals or suggestions, between which they get to pick and choose in a sort of legal smorgasbord.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2017 02:43 PM (SRKgf)

7 The district judge was U.S. District Judge Orlando Garcia Clinton appointee

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at September 26, 2017 02:45 PM (e8kgV)

8 if the arrestee provides proof of legal presence in the country. I'm not sure why ICE would issue a detainer in that situation, but, whatev's.
____________________

Lots of illegal aliens running around with phony but legal-looking "proof" of their legal residency here.

And lots of illegal aliens who use multiple aliases to go with their multiple phony documents.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 26, 2017 02:45 PM (BXf9o)

9 I've cleared my docket and canceled my lunch.

Posted by: Some Dickhead District Court Judge in Hawaii at September 26, 2017 02:45 PM (Mouru)

10 A adult in the room? Who would have thought that?

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2017 02:46 PM (ghofu)

11 Boy, if that isn't confusing!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 26, 2017 02:46 PM (so+oy)

12 Same here. The Reds seem to think laws are just proposals or suggestions, between which they get to pick and choose in a sort of legal smorgasbord.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2017 02:43 PM (SRKgf)

Well, in a corrupt socialist spoils system, that is the case. The laws are enforced, or not, based on party loyalty.

See Venezuela for how that works out in the end.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 26, 2017 02:47 PM (ycWCI)

13 BLARGLE ARGLE BARGLE

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2017 02:47 PM (mHYK1)

14 9 I've cleared my docket and canceled my lunch.
Posted by: Some Dickhead District Court Judge in Hawaii at September 26, 2017 02:45 PM (Mouru)
________________

He doesn't have jurisdiction over a case challenging a TX law.

But luckily for him, Trump issued a new permanent travel order ban the other day, so he'll have plenty to keep him busy (just as soon as CAIR brings him a plaintiff).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 26, 2017 02:47 PM (BXf9o)

15 Leftists like a law they scream and shout if its not followed.
They hate a law its meaningless to them.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2017 02:48 PM (ghofu)

16 Boy, if that isn't confusing!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 26, 2017 02:46 PM (so+oy)



Megyn Kelly will be explaining it on tomorrow's show using adorable hand puppets.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 26, 2017 02:48 PM (Mouru)

17 With a name like Hans Von Spasky, you can't possibly be wrong.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2017 02:48 PM (wo3jg)

18 Cut them off like a dick.

Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at September 26, 2017 02:48 PM (mcI77)

19 Judges are pretty useful idiots, after all.

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 02:48 PM (zSVEm)

20 Ya know, the court are supposed to interpret the law.
The legislature makes the law. Not the courts, the lawmakers, the ones in the legislatures.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That'll be $75,000.00.

Posted by: 80's music fan at September 26, 2017 02:49 PM (bipwv)

21 Megyn Kelly will be explaining it on tomorrow's show using adorable hand puppets.
Posted by: Cicero
...........
Thank God!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 26, 2017 02:49 PM (so+oy)

22 8 if the arrestee provides proof of legal presence in the country. I'm not sure why ICE would issue a detainer in that situation, but, whatev's.
____________________

Lots of illegal aliens running around with phony but legal-looking "proof" of their legal residency here.

And lots of illegal aliens who use multiple aliases to go with their multiple phony documents.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 26, 2017 02:45 PM (BXf9o)

And a lot of illegal aliens came here legally, but have overstayed their visas.

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2017 02:49 PM (7HtZB)

23 ..."The Reds seem to think laws are just proposals or suggestions, between which they get to pick and choose in a sort of legal smorgasbord."
-Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2017 02:43 PM (SRKgf)

They've done that with The Constitution since Woodrow Wilson.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 26, 2017 02:49 PM (Ckg4U)

24 Hopefully Texas will quickly move to force these scum out.

Fewer Latinas for me, but I can live with that.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 26, 2017 02:50 PM (Jcg9Q)

25

I can't believe the country is even having this conversation.

Put the illegals in the elite media's neighborhoods.

Make Congress use obamacare.

Everything has to be mirrored back on them or none of this will stop.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 26, 2017 02:50 PM (fceHP)

26 Wait until our hawaiian overjudge hears about this!!!!

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at September 26, 2017 02:50 PM (hMwEB)

27 Hans Von S is a good guy - I listened to him when he'd guest on WMAL back before I stopped listening to WMAL.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 26, 2017 02:50 PM (tVWQB)

28 And lots of illegal aliens who use multiple aliases to go with their multiple phony documents.

Civil case filed by person whose identity was stollen?

Posted by: Adriane the Criminal Justice Critic... at September 26, 2017 02:50 PM (AoK0a)

29 Damn judges.

Posted by: GOP at September 26, 2017 02:50 PM (mcI77)

30 Trivial

ICE makes clerical errors too.

What did you learn in school, my son?

I learned that policemen are my friends.
I learned that justice never ends.
I learned that murderers must die for their crimes.
Although we make mistakes sometimes.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 02:50 PM (d2mYc)

31 Thankfully, the Fifth Circuit survived the Obama years relatively sane. Unlike the Fourth Circuit which was loaded up with libs and is now as bad as the 9th.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 26, 2017 02:50 PM (OD2ni)

32 Hell, Obama came out and explicitly said it.

"Negative Liberties" are NOT "A Thing".

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 26, 2017 02:50 PM (Ckg4U)

33 I bet the liberal judge had a machine thingy under his robe.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 26, 2017 02:51 PM (jsWA8)

34 AIBGATS.

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 26, 2017 02:51 PM (Jcg9Q)

35 This just isn't a loving act at all!

Posted by: Jeb! at September 26, 2017 02:51 PM (NWiLs)

36 So, according to the papers, between 2008 and 2014, illegal aliens committed more than 600,000 crimes in Texas and more than 3,000 murders.

That is JUST in Texas!

And till, the stupid liberal city government folks think it is better to release these criminals back into our neighborhoods than comply with the law designed to protect the rest of us.

It is baffling.

Posted by: LASue at September 26, 2017 02:51 PM (Mjus2)

37 Did the 5th circus judge start his day with a little seltzer down his pants?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2017 02:51 PM (9TK8E)

38 End Sanctuary Cities now.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2017 02:42 PM (W+vEI)



Lock up the mayors like Runt Emmanuel and we'll see how brave they are.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2017 02:52 PM (493sH)

39 33 I bet the liberal judge had a machine thingy under his robe.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 26, 2017 02:51 PM (jsWA

Sybian?

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2017 02:52 PM (7HtZB)

40 "Hans Von S is a good guy - I listened to him when he'd guest on WMAL back before I stopped listening to WMAL.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks"


Do you mind if I asked why you stooped listening? Mary and Vince?

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 26, 2017 02:52 PM (OD2ni)

41 What's an AIBGATS?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 02:52 PM (NWiLs)

42 25

I can't believe the country is even having this conversation.

Put the illegals in the elite media's neighborhoods.

Make Congress use obamacare.

Everything has to be mirrored back on them or none of this will stop.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 26, 2017 02:50 PM (fceHP)


20 Muslim Refugees in each and every one of their primary dwellings.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2017 02:53 PM (9TK8E)

43 Sorry....OTIRECTV is allowing customers to get a refund if cancelling the Sunday Ticket IF they site the anthem protest as the reason.

Posted by: Tami at September 26, 2017 02:53 PM (Enq6K)

44 Gotta get back to work. Later, gaterz!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Just a Guy With a Keyboard at September 26, 2017 02:53 PM (Ckg4U)

45 I bet the liberal judge had a machine thingy under his robe.



Sybian?
===

Jetpack?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 02:53 PM (2wRtc)

46 Clinton appointee Judge James L. Dennis
Bush 41 appointee Judge Leslie H. Southwick
Obama appointee Judge Stephen A. Higginson

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at September 26, 2017 02:53 PM (e8kgV)

47 Holding that Texas was likely to succeed secede



Fixed it for you judge.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2017 02:53 PM (na0uG)

48 Civil case filed by person whose identity was stollen?

Posted by: Adriane the Criminal Justice Critic... at September 26, 2017 02:50 PM (AoK0a)




I loves me a good cherry stollen

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2017 02:53 PM (493sH)

49 So, according to the papers, between 2008 and 2014, illegal aliens committed more than 600,000 crimes in Texas and more than 3,000 murders.

That is JUST in Texas!
...........
Can't be true.. I read over at HuffPo that illegal aliens are good law abiding people who would never commit a crime so as to endanger their residency here in their adopted home...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 26, 2017 02:53 PM (so+oy)

50 As a proud member of the libertarian Right, it's hard for me to find any comfortable place to be anymore. Meaning, everywhere I look, liberty is under assault.
In my rational days, it's pretty grim.
Any bright lights out there?

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 02:54 PM (zSVEm)

51 What's an AIBGATS?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 02:52 PM (NWiLs)

Me being lazy:

And

In

Before

Grump928

And

The

Scorpion

Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 26, 2017 02:54 PM (Jcg9Q)

52 Sorry....DiI RECTV is allowing customers to get a refund if cancelling the Sunday Ticket IF they site the anthem protest as the reason.
==============

Unpossible!

Posted by: simplemind at September 26, 2017 02:54 PM (hCwov)

53 LOL! I have no idea how I got that grinning emoji in there....

Posted by: Tami at September 26, 2017 02:54 PM (Enq6K)

54 45 Jetpack?


Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 02:53 PM (2wRtc)

Intern?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 26, 2017 02:54 PM (9TK8E)

55 Hold my lei...

-Judge in Hawaii

Posted by: Meremortal, yeek at September 26, 2017 02:54 PM (3myMJ)

56 43 Sorry....OTIRECTV is allowing customers to get a refund if cancelling the Sunday Ticket IF they site the anthem protest as the reason.
Posted by: Tami at September 26, 2017 02:53 PM (Enq6K)

Tell me more about "ERECT TV"

Posted by: Shep at September 26, 2017 02:54 PM (7HtZB)

57 Enforce. The. Law. No to sanctuary cities, no to people who declare cities to be sanctuary cities.

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at September 26, 2017 02:55 PM (RD7QR)

58 Phony docs are nothing novel to the police.

Also, if somebody is a visa overstay, they are by definition not in the country legally.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 02:55 PM (d2mYc)

59 Of course the reasoning was absurd. It was an entirely non-legal, ideological decision to begin with. Fully in keeping with the lefty "ends justify means" view of our current politics.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 26, 2017 02:55 PM (LISuA)

60 His name is actually Hans von Spakovsky.

You all can expect subpoenas from Robert Mueller later today for colluding with a mildly Russian-sounding name.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 26, 2017 02:55 PM (wo3jg)

61

Goddammit, there goes my pool boy, again!

Posted by: Megyn Kelly's Labia at September 26, 2017 02:55 PM (t3kPl)

62 Do you mind if I asked why you stooped listening? Mary and Vince?

Exactly. I thought Larry and Brian (or was it Bryan...?) were a good team, and I listened to Brian/Bryan Wilson for years. He deserved better than WMAL gave him.

Mary and Vince have very little chemistry and it's just a boring show.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 26, 2017 02:55 PM (tVWQB)

63 End Sanctuary Cities now.
Posted by: Lizzy


The bombing begins in 5 minutes.

Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan, kidding again at September 26, 2017 02:55 PM (vcOmj)

64 If you would like to allow the NPR camera crew to shoot footage of you and your wailing, luckless Aztec family being forced into the lorries, oprima dos.

Posted by: Zod at September 26, 2017 02:56 PM (Bdeb0)

65 Posted by: Country Boy - 2017 GNAMM survivor at September 26, 2017 02:54 PM (Jcg9Q)

So this is an idiosyncratic thing and I didn't miss a new HQ meme?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 02:56 PM (NWiLs)

66 Still before lunch in Hawaii.........

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 26, 2017 02:56 PM (baYK5)

67 Oh, crap! Himself just got home from the library with the newest Louise Penny, the newest Craig Johnson, and the newest John le Carre. WHERE DO I START???

Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable Ca at September 26, 2017 02:56 PM (6e4Tq)

68 I heard it to that illegals are only allowed to commit 1 crime and since their here thats the only crime they can commit. The rest of their lives they are as pure as the driven snow and crime free.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2017 02:57 PM (ghofu)

69 And lots of illegal aliens who use multiple aliases to go with their multiple phony documents.


Posted by: Adriane the Criminal Justice Critic... at September 26, 2017 02:50 PM (AoK0a)

Column A:
Jose
Jorge
Luis
Juan
Jesus

Column B:
Rodriguez
Ramirez
Lopez
Garcia
Martinez

Easy peasy.




Posted by: LASue at September 26, 2017 02:57 PM (Mjus2)

70 Going long on large zip ties.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 26, 2017 02:57 PM (mcI77)

71 TEXAS!

Posted by: Sponge at September 26, 2017 02:57 PM (xttKs)

72 67 Oh, crap! Himself just got home from the library with the newest Louise Penny, the newest Craig Johnson, and the newest John le Carre. WHERE DO I START???
Posted by: Deplorable lady with a deplorable basket of deplorable Ca at September 26, 2017 02:56 PM (6e4Tq)

With a thank-you hummer.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 02:57 PM (NWiLs)

73 Posted by: Zod
===

choking to death over here

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 02:57 PM (2wRtc)

74 Since illegal immigrant crime will continue, when it does , please God let it happen to the people who have caused the problem and not the innocent who have been exposed to this danger through no fault of their own.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 26, 2017 02:57 PM (N7KlP)

75 Still before lunch in Hawaii.........
Posted by: Roland THTG


There's a stupid judicial ruling every 5 minutes.

Somewhere

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at September 26, 2017 02:58 PM (vcOmj)

76 16
Boy, if that isn't confusing!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 26, 2017 02:46 PM (so+oy)





Megyn Kelly will be explaining it on tomorrow's show using adorable hand puppets.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 26, 2017 02:48 PM (Mouru)


And if people still don't understand the ruling after that, VoxDotCom will break it down into language a 2 year old could undertstand.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 26, 2017 02:58 PM (1JnAL)

77 Leftists like a law they scream and shout if its not followed.
They hate a law its meaningless to them.


They have no understanding of the difference between morality and an ethical system. If it's right once, it must always be right and you must be made to do it. If it is forbidden once, it must always be opposed and subject one to the highest penalties.

At their core, they want to do whatever they want and to control what you do, and have rules for that... because they can't cope with not having external codification.

This is a combination of sollipsism and selfishness, along with a self___ issue. They know they're different than you, and because they can't see how you can be different without being wrong or crazy, you have to be made to be like them. Because then the whispers will go away. The whispers that tell them they're not perfect...

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 26, 2017 02:58 PM (HtLSE)

78 They've done that with The Constitution since Woodrow Wilson.

Craploads of law schools don't even teach the Constitution anymore. If they do, even money says it's a class on ways to subvert the Framers' intent.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2017 02:58 PM (jhqr1)

79 Deliberately misinterpreting statutes just to arrive at pre-ordained political conclusion?!?!

That's scandalous! Who would ever do such a thing?!

Posted by: John Roberts at September 26, 2017 02:59 PM (LISuA)

80 Damn damn damn

Posted by: GOP at September 26, 2017 02:59 PM (mcI77)

81 Hmmm.... just had a thought...

Normally you cannot sue a Government Official if you 'injured' by their actions. They are granted Sovereign Immunity.

However, if they break the law by doing said action, they can be held liable.

Now, knowingly aiding and abetting an illegal to stay in this country is still a felony, although the Government clearly has not intention of enforcing said law.

Could someone, who is injured by an illegal, sue the Government officials BECAUSE they clearly broke the law by aiding and Abetting???

ie... do they give up Sovereign Immunity because of the Statute of Aiding and Abetting?

Posted by: Don Quixote at September 26, 2017 02:59 PM (NgKpN)

82 The Reds seem to think laws are just proposals or suggestions, between which they get to pick and choose in a sort of legal smorgasbord.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 26, 2017 02:43 PM (SRKgf)
***************************

It's in their DNA.
Argument with a dem rep over our not honoring our treaty with Afghanistan in '79, his response was... a treaty (contract) is not the final agreement it is the basis from which to start negotiation.

Posted by: MeAgain at September 26, 2017 02:59 PM (n0xeO)

83 This is why the Supreme Court not hearing the travel ban case is wrong, stupid, destructive, and foolish. They MUST hear these cases, and strongly, violently stomp on the lower courts abusing their position and violating every legal principle of the last 500 years to promote an activist agenda.

The Supreme Court has a responsibility to deal with these lower courts. They are abdicating that responsibility as badly as congress by not taking up the issue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2017 02:59 PM (39g3+)

84 *enjoined...injunction...stayed..materially limiting...my head hurts*

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2017 02:59 PM (QC/4S)

85 Hans Von Spasky ? That's GOT to be a pen name....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 26, 2017 02:59 PM (7uYFy)

86 Craploads of law schools don't even teach the Constitution anymore. If they do, even money says it's a class on ways to subvert the Framers' intent.
Posted by: bonhomme


Well, they were all white and racist, and besides, the Constitution is like, over a hundred years old and stuff.

Laws? We don't need no stinkin' laws.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at September 26, 2017 03:00 PM (vcOmj)

87 21 Megyn Kelly will be explaining it on tomorrow's show using adorable hand puppets.
Posted by: Cicero
...........
Thank God!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

"Tomorrow: Puppet Show
&
Megyn Kelly

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 26, 2017 03:00 PM (kfcYC)

88 Lock up the mayors like Runt Emmanuel and we'll see how brave they are.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2017 02:52 PM (493sH)


He was on Bloomberg News this AM spouting how Chitcongo is the perfect Healthcare city or some shit....I didn't listen because I kept having the sudden urge to punch everything in the face when I did.

Posted by: Sponge at September 26, 2017 03:00 PM (xttKs)

89 Who's trying to start a race war?

Hillary Clinton:


"I couldn't help but think that he has attacked these black athletes for peacefully protesting, but he doesn't really attack white supremacists, neo-Nazis, the Ku Klux Klanners or Vladimir Putin, who interfered in our election,"

Posted by: WisRich at September 26, 2017 03:01 PM (G0vdT)

90 He was on Bloomberg News this AM spouting how Chitcongo is the perfect Healthcare city or some shit....I didn't listen because I kept having the sudden urge to punch everything in the face when I did.

Posted by: Sponge at September 26, 2017 03:00 PM (xttKs)



Well Chicago has to be number one in the nation dealing with gunshot wounds.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2017 03:01 PM (493sH)

91 Can someone tweet out a picture on Twitter showing McConnell, Ryan, McCain, and Rubio all taking a knee in protest? Thanks in advance.

Posted by: ShainS at September 26, 2017 03:01 PM (yplrY)

92 If I had a dollar for every stinking sock I'd be a rich man.

Posted by: gNewt at September 26, 2017 03:01 PM (n0xeO)

93 30 Trivial

ICE makes clerical errors too.
_______________

Sure they do. And so do the local cops. If they have picked up somebody that ICE has a detainer on, and they can confirm that the person really is a legal resident, then by all means let that person go. I'm just saying that it's not always easy to determine if the "proof" that the person offers of their legal residency is actual proof, since so many illegal aliens have multiple types of phony residency documents, and multiple aliases.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 26, 2017 03:02 PM (BXf9o)

94 Well Chicago has to be number one in the nation dealing with gunshot wounds.
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Really! Tops in trauma care!

Winning!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at September 26, 2017 03:02 PM (vcOmj)

95 89

Who's trying to start a race war?

Hillary Clinton:


"I couldn't help but think that he has attacked these black athletes for peacefully protesting, but he doesn't really attack white supremacists, neo-Nazis, the Ku Klux Klanners or Vladimir Putin, who interfered in our election,"
Posted by: WisRich at September 26, 2017 03:01 PM (

A bit tiresome, isn't she.

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:02 PM (zSVEm)

96 88 Lock up the mayors like Runt Emmanuel and we'll see how brave they are.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2017 02:52 PM (493sH)

He was on Bloomberg News this AM spouting how Chitcongo is the perfect Healthcare city or some shit....I didn't listen because I kept having the sudden urge to punch everything in the face when I did.
Posted by: Sponge at September 26, 2017 03:00 PM (xttKs)

Oh, I'm sure Chicago's hospitals lead the nation in treating gunshot wounds.

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at September 26, 2017 03:02 PM (RD7QR)

97 "authorities don't have to honor and fulfill every detainer request, but
-- and I don't get this distinction myself -- they must honor and
fulfill ever detainer request consistent with current ICE practice"

This type of thing is another indicator of America being finished. This happens with everything the law touches. The law isn't the law anymore. Every ruling is nuanced and wordsmithed in absurd legal gymnastics in an attempt to not run afoul of previous rulings, also crafted with the same type of tortuous twistings and needle-threading. By the time the sausage comes out, it's unrecognizable garbage.

Basic principles aren't that complex and it's a symptom of how sick this country is, that even "wins" have to go through this process.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at September 26, 2017 03:02 PM (zpqa2)

98 Hillary Clinton:


"I couldn't help but think that he has attacked these black athletes for peacefully protesting, but he doesn't really attack white supremacists, neo-Nazis, the Ku Klux Klanners or Vladimir Putin, who interfered in our election,"

Posted by: WisRich at September 26, 2017 03:01 PM (G0vdT)


The Klan and neo-Nazis interfered with the election?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2017 03:02 PM (493sH)

99 Thees actions by the WH will just get more people shot.

Posted by: Steve Scalise at September 26, 2017 03:03 PM (mcI77)

100 69

There ARE cops other than the Keystone variety.

O/T What percentage of federal prison inmates are illegal immigrants, according to the last year for which federal records are available?

appx 7%

appx 16%

appx 24%

appx 34%

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 03:03 PM (d2mYc)

101 didn't listen because I kept having the sudden urge to punch everything in the face when I did.


lol
I've decided if I feel as if my head is going to explode, or my blood pressure just skyrocketed, I probably should stop reading or listening & save it for a different day (if at all).

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla aka Pandora's Hope Box at September 26, 2017 03:03 PM (NUb9I)

102 Dang, not fast enough.

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at September 26, 2017 03:03 PM (RD7QR)

103 "I couldn't help but think that he has attacked these black athletes for peacefully protesting, but he doesn't really attack white supremacists, neo-Nazis, the Ku Klux Klanners or Vladimir Putin, who interfered in our election,"
Posted by: WisRich at September 26, 2017 03:01 PM (

A bit tiresome, isn't she.
Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:02 PM (zSVEm)

She lives in a fever dream.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 03:03 PM (NWiLs)

104 Free knee replacements for NFL players!

-Commissar Goodell

Posted by: Meremortal, yeek at September 26, 2017 03:03 PM (3myMJ)

105 A bit tiresome, isn't she.
Posted by: kraken


Yet, she persists.

So tired of Hillary. So very, very tired......zzzzzz......

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at September 26, 2017 03:03 PM (vcOmj)

106 90 He was on Bloomberg News this AM spouting how Chitcongo is the perfect Healthcare city or some shit....I didn't listen because I kept having the sudden urge to punch everything in the face when I did.

Posted by: Sponge at September 26, 2017 03:00 PM (xttKs)



Well Chicago has to be number one in the nation dealing with gunshot wounds.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2017 03:01 PM (493sH)

Well... they must have really good Healthcare...

Good enough to get dead people to vote...

Posted by: Don Quixote at September 26, 2017 03:04 PM (NgKpN)

107 Sorry Hillary, too little too late

You should have ginned up the minority vote before the election.

Posted by: davidt at September 26, 2017 03:04 PM (BFYeS)

108 The lower court federal judge had enjoined Texas from implementing the second and third provisions. However, the 5th Circuit issued a stay of that portion of the injunction.

As someone who has almost no knowledge of how this works... let's say that Texas simply *ignored* the injunction instead appealing, how would the ruling be enforced? Wouldn't enforcement depend on relying on some *federal* authority, like the DoJ? And if we control those institutions, couldn't we just ignore it? Ie. play hardball.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 26, 2017 03:04 PM (/qEW2)

109 34dd

Posted by: gNewt at September 26, 2017 03:04 PM (n0xeO)

110 Hillary Clinton:


She is actually starting to sound like a combination of Hector and a ludicrous sock.

Well, okay, MORE LIKE.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 26, 2017 03:04 PM (HtLSE)

111 Has there ever been a documented case of someone being wrongfully deported?

I'd love to see those stats, something tells me its close to zero.

Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2017 03:04 PM (lKmt3)

112 A bit tiresome, isn't she.
Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:02 PM (zSVEm)

Also, a bit deaf. President Trump attacked Neo Nazis and White Supremacists numerous times. He even did si before the election-denouncing David Duke.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2017 03:04 PM (iVOAv)

113 this means that they will move on to other sanctuary friendly cities...speaking of Chi-town...

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2017 03:04 PM (QC/4S)

114 I'm perfectly OK with Hillary Clinton's opposition to honoring the colors.

Perfectly OK.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 26, 2017 03:04 PM (398bZ)

115 O/T What percentage of federal prison inmates are illegal immigrants, according to the last year for which federal records are available?

appx 7%

appx 16%

appx 24%

appx 34%




34%

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2017 03:05 PM (na0uG)

116 O/T What percentage of federal prison inmates are illegal immigrants, according to the last year for which federal records are available?

appx 7%

appx 16%

appx 24%

appx 34%

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 03:03 PM (d2mYc)


I believe it's 24%.

Posted by: Tami at September 26, 2017 03:05 PM (Enq6K)

117 111 Has there ever been a documented case of someone being wrongfully deported?

I'd love to see those stats, something tells me its close to zero.
Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2017 03:04 PM (lKmt3)

Those forking ice-hole cork-soakers sent me to Sweden!

Posted by: Roman Maroni at September 26, 2017 03:05 PM (NWiLs)

118 "Vladimir Putin, who interfered in our election,"

By doing what?

The question that never gets answered.

Posted by: Meremortal, ready to slap Hillary at September 26, 2017 03:05 PM (3myMJ)

119 And lots of illegal aliens who use multiple aliases to go with their multiple phony documents.

This is your friendly reminder to freeze the credit of your minor children. That is all.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2017 03:05 PM (jhqr1)

120 couldn't we just ignore it? Ie. play hardball.<<<

Like; Send in the Rangers?

Posted by: gNewt at September 26, 2017 03:05 PM (n0xeO)

121 Tami

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 03:05 PM (d2mYc)

122 but he doesn't REALLY attack white supremacists, neo-Nazis, the Ku Klux Klanners or Vladimir Putin,

Except that he does, so you throw in the weasel word "really" meaning "He does but I'm-a ignore that."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 26, 2017 03:05 PM (ul9CR)

123 By doing what?

The question that never gets answered.


Colluding, duh.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2017 03:06 PM (jhqr1)

124 Hillary has gone insane, after her loss, like Algore in 2000.
She needs a shopping cart, and an underpass, to finish the job.

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:06 PM (zSVEm)

125 The Klan and neo-Nazis interfered with the election?
===

Macedonian neo-Nazi Klan snipers with pneumonia.

Very secretive bunch. Almost invisible.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 03:06 PM (2wRtc)

126 Hillary & Obama:

Hating the country so much they will use anything to destroy it.

What awful people.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla aka Pandora's Hope Box at September 26, 2017 03:06 PM (NUb9I)

127 111 Has there ever been a documented case of someone being wrongfully deported?

Yes. See "Born in East LA", the 1987 documentary narrated by Cheech Marin.

Posted by: wooga at September 26, 2017 03:06 PM (EqwcA)

128 Craploads of law schools don't even teach the Constitution anymore. If they do, even money says it's a class on ways to subvert the Framers' intent.

I read some years ago that they teach precedent almost exclusively instead of the meaning of the original text and it was to be applied.

Details as opposed to Principle. Figures...there just aren't enough billable hours if you simply follow the original meaning and intent.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2017 03:06 PM (tRaq7)

129 I blame ________________ (fill in your GOPe Senator's name) for this entire mess.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 26, 2017 03:06 PM (LISuA)

130 118 "Vladimir Putin, who interfered in our election,"

By doing what?

The question that never gets answered.
Posted by: Meremortal, ready to slap Hillary at September 26, 2017 03:05 PM (3myMJ)

No, it doesn't, does it.

Hasn't she been keeping up with the news that DNC hack was most likely an inside job.

Posted by: WisRich at September 26, 2017 03:06 PM (G0vdT)

131 121 Tami

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 03:05 PM (d2mYc)


Oh good! Won't have to cook tonight.

Posted by: Tami at September 26, 2017 03:07 PM (Enq6K)

132 "Vladimir Putin, who interfered in our election,"

By doing what?

The question that never gets answered.

Posted by: Meremortal, ready to slap Hillary at September 26, 2017 03:05 PM (3myMJ)



He sent over Russian hookers to pee on ballot boxes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2017 03:07 PM (493sH)

133 Take this word "how" and put it my previous comment.

Anywhere will be fine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2017 03:07 PM (tRaq7)

134 111 Has there ever been a documented case of someone being wrongfully deported?

I'd love to see those stats, something tells me its close to zero.
Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2017 03:04 PM (lKmt3)

According to Lindsey Graham and McCain - they all are wrongfully deported.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 26, 2017 03:07 PM (jxbfJ)

135 118 "Vladimir Putin, who interfered in our election,"

By doing what?

The question that never gets answered.
Posted by: Meremortal, ready to slap Hillary at September 26, 2017 03:05 PM (3myMJ)

By not supporting Hillary, of course...

Posted by: Don Quixote at September 26, 2017 03:07 PM (NgKpN)

136 I read some years ago that they teach precedent almost exclusively instead of the meaning of the original text and it was to be applied.

Details as opposed to Principle

---------
its a living document don't you know . . .

Posted by: simplemind at September 26, 2017 03:08 PM (CqRtL)

137 128 Craploads of law schools don't even teach the Constitution anymore. If they do, even money says it's a class on ways to subvert the Framers' intent.

I read some years ago that they teach precedent almost exclusively instead of the meaning of the original text and it was to be applied.

Details as opposed to Principle. Figures...there just aren't enough billable hours if you simply follow the original meaning and intent.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2017 03:06 PM (tRaq7)

It's more about progressives perverting the Constitution for their own ends than making money.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 03:08 PM (NWiLs)

138 And if we control those institutions, couldn't we just ignore it? Ie. play hardball.

Do what Obama did with DOMA. Encourage activists to fight the law, then put up a less than half-assed defense of it in court.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2017 03:08 PM (jhqr1)

139 Anybody here anything about out Somali Minneapolis Cop what shoots hot blonde womynz? Seems that story disappeared like the Church Shooter in Tennessee.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 26, 2017 03:08 PM (YV+SU)

140 If Trump is able to get the Democrat party to run against the national anthem, he'll have pulled off the slickest triangulation move in history.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 26, 2017 03:08 PM (398bZ)

141 Illegals are deported by mistake. There are complete solar eclipses about as often.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 03:08 PM (d2mYc)

142 Okay, let's get to the real burning issue of the day - did Ric Flair really sleep with 10,000 women??

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2017 03:08 PM (mHYK1)

143 135 118 "Vladimir Putin, who interfered in our election,"

By doing what?

The question that never gets answered.
Posted by: Meremortal, ready to slap Hillary at September 26, 2017 03:05 PM (3myMJ)

By not supporting Hillary, of course...
Posted by: Don Quixote at September 26, 2017 03:07 PM (NgKpN)

Ran around the country with a floppy disk full of infections. Or something. I'm sure it was good exercise.

Posted by: joncelli: a man, a plan, a crossbow at September 26, 2017 03:09 PM (RD7QR)

144 this means that they will move on to other sanctuary friendly cities...


speaking of Chi-town...




Obamabad.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2017 03:09 PM (na0uG)

145 Also, a bit deaf. President Trump attacked Neo Nazis and White Supremacists numerous times. He even did si before the election-denouncing David Duke.

It's actually a really common thing. Not just with Trump, but with any "I haven't heard" statement as are really popular among lefty legislators and congresspersons to denounce sitting members for imagined infractions with, or to disclaim a crippling statistic.

Always, with wild eyes and feigned bafflement. Why has this not occurred? What could anyone say against this? etc.

I propose "Acquired Politico-Sympathetic Deafness", or APSD.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 26, 2017 03:09 PM (HtLSE)

146 89 Who's trying to start a race war?

Hillary Clinton:


"I couldn't help but think that he has attacked these black athletes for peacefully protesting, but he doesn't really attack white supremacists, neo-Nazis, the Ku Klux Klanners or Vladimir Putin, who interfered in our election,"

Posted by: WisRich at September 26, 2017 03:01 PM (G0vdT)


They're altering the facts they previously reported to fit their current narrative. Now they want to say he hasn't attacked white nationalists. But he did call them out. But the problem that they originally had was he also called out the Antifa thugs as well.

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2017 03:09 PM (cAnNx)

147 Anybody here anything about out Somali Minneapolis Cop what shoots hot blonde womynz? Seems that story disappeared like the Church Shooter in Tennessee.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 26, 2017 03:08 PM (YV+SU)



MFM: Gee, I wonder why

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2017 03:09 PM (493sH)

148 So this is an idiosyncratic thing and I didn't miss a new HQ meme?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 02:56 PM (NWiLs)


I have not heard the word idiosyncratic in forever.

Along with 3 branches of govt., wonder how many people know what it means.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla aka Pandora's Hope Box at September 26, 2017 03:09 PM (NUb9I)

149 SHEP HAS BREAKING NEWS ON THE ZOMG RUSSIA INVESTIGATION

ROBERT MUELLER IS GOING TO INTERVIEW SOMEBODY

ITS LITERALLY WATERGATE

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 03:10 PM (2wRtc)

150 See, the Horde has the answers that Hillary can't find.

Posted by: Meremortal, ready to kick Hillary at September 26, 2017 03:10 PM (3myMJ)

151 I imagine that Putin is a swine, but I would also imagine that he would have vastly preferred dealing with Hillary, rather than Donald.
Her craven, temporizing record and all...

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:10 PM (zSVEm)

152 As we've seen so many times in the past, most seriously during the late unpleasantness known as The War of Northern Aggression, here is the Federal Government once again stomping on the tender faces of the Sovereign States, which are only trying to protect those innocents within their borders.

What's next, Dictator Trump suspends the Writ of Habeas Corpus?

Posted by: Sharkman at September 26, 2017 03:10 PM (dqdMO)

153 Obamabad.
Posted by: rickb223


so bad

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2017 03:11 PM (QC/4S)

154 Didn't they make a documentary about Cheech getting deported?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 26, 2017 03:11 PM (DwevV)

155 Putin has Hillary's button. She gave it to him.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 26, 2017 03:11 PM (YV+SU)

156 I have not heard the word idiosyncratic in forever.


Along with 3 branches of govt., wonder how many people know what it means.
===

Those idiots with noseplugs who swim together in circles, duh.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 03:11 PM (2wRtc)

157 Craploads of law schools don't even teach the Constitution anymore. If they do, even money says it's a class on ways to subvert the Framers' intent.

-----

None of them do.


They teach stare decisis. Case Law.

If you can convince a judge its a law and constitutional...... its a law and constitutional.

Like.... income tax, gun banning and seizures, gay marriage, The Federal Reserve, the right to an abortion, et al ad nauseum.

All of which can be argued as unconstitutional by the framers original intent.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2017 03:12 PM (8XRCm)

158 "What's next, Dictator Trump suspends the Writ of Habeas Corpus?"

Works for me.

Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at September 26, 2017 03:12 PM (398bZ)

159 Didn't they make a documentary about Cheech getting deported?
========
quite the tear-jerker.

Posted by: simplemind at September 26, 2017 03:12 PM (tfPyY)

160 did Ric Flair really sleep with 10,000 women??
Just a thousand. But he did shoot the line and go for broke, and there were also eleven long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus.

/no, I don't know why the Convoy joke

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 26, 2017 03:12 PM (HtLSE)

161 Wonder why Sessions decided Georgetown Law would be a great place for a high-ranking Trump Administration cabinet member to gave a major speech?

Sessions: Same reason I like nipple clamps and ball stretchers.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 03:12 PM (d2mYc)

162 >>>Has there ever been a documented case of someone being wrongfully deported?

Thor?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2017 03:12 PM (mHYK1)

163 Didn't they make a documentary about Cheech getting deported?



Born in East LA.
But it was a movie.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2017 03:12 PM (na0uG)

164 I just want to point out that no one ever cleaned me up after the "incident". I'm not that hard to find, people.

Posted by: The Bollard at September 26, 2017 03:13 PM (3myMJ)

165 83 This is why the Supreme Court not hearing the travel ban case is wrong,
___________________

The case on the temporary travel ban order was mooted by the issuance of the permanent order, but you can be sure that the permanent order will also soon be held to be unconstitutional by some district judge (probably in the 9th circuit), and we'll do the dance all over again.

I can even tell you what the judge will say, since it will basically be a cut and paste job using the last case. He'll say the same things he said about Trump being an Islamophobic bigot who issued the ban because he hates muslims, as proven by his campaign statements. And he'll also say that the inclusion of Venezuela and North Korea in the permanent travel ban order was clearly pretextual (i.e., that Trump put those countries in solely to disguise his real intent, which was to discriminate against muslims).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 26, 2017 03:13 PM (BXf9o)

166 Hillary Clinton:


"I couldn't help but think that he has attacked these black athletes for peacefully protesting, but he doesn't really attack white supremacists, neo-Nazis, the Ku Klux Klanners or Vladimir Putin, who interfered in our election,"
Posted by: WisRich at September 26, 2017 03:01 PM (G0vdT)

Attacked the black athletes? Were they all black? I was unaware.

Someone should tweet back asking how her old BFF and mentor Robert Byrd would have recommended handling all of his fellow Klansmen.


Posted by: LASue at September 26, 2017 03:13 PM (Mjus2)

167 Okay, let's get to the real burning issue of the day - did Ric Flair really sleep with 10,000 women??

-----

What.A.Piker

Posted by: Wilt Chamberlain at September 26, 2017 03:13 PM (8XRCm)

168 Remember: Democrats always accuse Republicans of evils they themselves will perform. Projection, every single time. And, on that note....

Hillary: I hope Trump hasn't ordered executions of journalists!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yd98beg8

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 26, 2017 03:14 PM (LISuA)

169 Hillary Clinton:

"I couldn't help but think that he has attacked..."
===

You mean 'attacked'? Like an embassy?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 03:14 PM (2wRtc)

170 Hillary Clinton:

"I couldn't help but think that he has attacked these black athletes for peacefully protesting, but he doesn't really attack white supremacists, neo-Nazis, the Ku Klux Klanners or Vladimir Putin, who interfered in our election,"

Posted by: WisRich


I was hoping there was some implied deal between the administration and Hillary "stop slandering us and go away and we will not prosecute you". There should have been. Ok, so now throw the book at her. Go after her hammer and tongs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 26, 2017 03:15 PM (/qEW2)

171 How many of those did he just accidentally have sex with when he did the Flair Flop?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2017 03:15 PM (mHYK1)

172 did Ric Flair really sleep with 10,000 women??

Lets say its a pile on every day, 2 women and Ric, every single day without a vacation or rest. That's just over 700 women a year, and he'd have to keep that up -- never repeating a single time with any woman -- for almost 14 years straight.

I guess its possible but it seems pretty unlikely.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2017 03:15 PM (39g3+)

173 Cheech was born in LA. His dad was a cop. He doesn't speak Spanish.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 03:15 PM (d2mYc)

174 How Orlando Luis Garcia worked so hard to get the prestigious position of Federal Judge:

In the 1980's, he was a mexican democrat legislator in the Texas House, who did nothing of note and who was elected from a grimy little mexican district that no one had ever heard of, even in Texas.

Then Clinton was elected, and said "Wow, I need to appoint some mexicans so more of them will vote for me!"

And so he appoint Garcia to be federal judge.

Seriously, that's it, that's what he did to get the job. And he's been a bought and paid for shill for the Democrat party forever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2017 03:16 PM (V2Yro)

175 I have resigned myself to accepting the fact that Hillary, like herpes, will linger forever... and Obama, and Algore, and ....

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:16 PM (zSVEm)

176 169
Hillary Clinton:


"I couldn't help but think that he has attacked..."
===

You mean 'attacked'? Like an embassy?


Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 03:14 PM (2wRtc)

Next thing you know, he'll be referring to them as super predators.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 26, 2017 03:16 PM (tbOMB)

177 All of which can be argued as unconstitutional by the framers original intent. Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2017 03:12 PM (8XRCm)
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The dogma is strong within you. Unacceptable. /s

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 26, 2017 03:16 PM (MIKMs)

178 OT, via ZeroHedge:

Republicans WILL NOT vote on Obamcare repeal/replace/change/whatever you want to call it.

/and we, the consumers get fucked again.

Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 03:17 PM (aT+Bx)

179 Cheech was born in LA. His dad was a cop. He doesn't speak Spanish.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 03:15 PM (d2mYc)



Sgt. Jose Viernes?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2017 03:17 PM (493sH)

180 All of which can be argued as unconstitutional by the framers original intent. Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2017 03:12 PM (8XRCm)
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The dogma is strong within you. Unacceptable. /s
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 26, 2017 03:16 PM (MIKMs)

-----

Then strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2017 03:17 PM (8XRCm)

181 And so he appoint Garcia to be federal judge.

Seriously, that's it, that's what he did to get the job. And he's been a bought and paid for shill for the Democrat party forever.
===========
exhibit A in why lifetime federal appointments are a bad idea.

Posted by: simplemind at September 26, 2017 03:18 PM (0JoDc)

182 Injunction Junction What's Your Function?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 03:18 PM (2wRtc)

183 Can we have sex?

Random woman. Hell no.

Close enough.

Marks pad: '9,987'.

Posted by: Meremortal, has sex sometimes at September 26, 2017 03:18 PM (3myMJ)

184 Cheech was born in LA. His dad was a cop. He doesn't speak Spanish.

I think he speaks a little by now but yeah, he's not the character he plays. My dad met Tommy Chong while waiting for the ferry to Catalina Island once, had a long talk with him. Said he was a really nice guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2017 03:18 PM (39g3+)

185 178 OT, via ZeroHedge:

Republicans WILL NOT vote on Obamcare repeal/replace/change/whatever you want to call it.

/and we, the consumers get fucked again.
Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 03:17 PM (aT+Bx)

Trying the Dilbert plan... " avoid criticism, do nothing..."

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:18 PM (zSVEm)

186 The GOP is officially leaving ObamaCare just as the Democrats left it. Good.

Move on to taxes, and let the Democrats stew in ZeroCare forever.

Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 26, 2017 03:18 PM (LISuA)

187 >>>Has there ever been a documented case of someone being wrongfully deported?
______________

I read of one many years ago. Don't remember all the details, but I think it was a man, and he was deported to Mexico even though he was a U.S. citizen. IIRC, he had the same name as an illegal, and it was basically a case of mistaken identity.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 26, 2017 03:18 PM (BXf9o)

188 172 Wilt Chamberlain managed it...

Posted by: steevy at September 26, 2017 03:18 PM (rmVvL)

189
Said he was a really nice guy.

-----

Stoners usually are.

See: willow

Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2017 03:19 PM (8XRCm)

190 Wait... willow is a stoner???..

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:19 PM (zSVEm)

191 >>>I guess its possible but it seems pretty unlikely

On the other hand, if he was masturbating into a plastic gallon milk jug with a piece of baloney around the mouth, he would have filled a little more than 8 of those jugs with his jizz by now.

If he was counting.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2017 03:20 PM (mHYK1)

192 Cheech did his best work in Up in Smoke.

Posted by: simplemind at September 26, 2017 03:20 PM (DKoel)

193 Has there ever been a documented case of someone being wrongfully deported?

======


Andrew Tahmooressi.


Oh. Wait.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2017 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

194 CRT

Cheech's little autobiography is really good. You can read it in an hour and a half. He wrote that his Spanish is REALLY minimal, but that was some years back.

He comes off as quite normal.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 03:20 PM (d2mYc)

195 Wait... willow is a stoner???..

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:19 PM (zSVEm)




She has all of their albums. Even Emotional Rescue

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2017 03:20 PM (493sH)

196 Can we have sex?


Random woman. Hell no.


Close enough.


Marks pad: '9,987'.
===


*does the math*
*carry the zero*

ahem.

I have had sex with 100,000 women.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 03:20 PM (2wRtc)

197 This picture gets me every time.

http://tinyurl.com/yahjpr94



Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla aka Pandora's Hope Box at September 26, 2017 03:20 PM (NUb9I)

198 You did see where her butt-crack was, right?

Posted by: The Bollard can't kneel at September 26, 2017 03:21 PM (3myMJ)

199 There doesn't seem to be rhyme or reason to any of this shit.

I really wish I could just make shit up in my line of work.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 26, 2017 03:21 PM (71/k8)

200 192
Cheech did his best work in Up in Smoke.
Posted by: simplemind at September 26, 2017 03:20 PM

("Yellowbeard " was pretty good too..



Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:21 PM (zSVEm)

201 So the ObamaCare repeal bill got pulled.

There's a lot of people to blame, but what exactly is Rand Paul's plan to reform healthcare?


Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2017 03:22 PM (lKmt3)

202 The district judge was U.S. District Judge Orlando Garcia Clinton appointee

If only Clinton had won far superior judges would be getting appointed!

Posted by: NeverTrumpTards at September 26, 2017 03:22 PM (NF2Bf)

203 Hans Von Spasky (who wrote this news item) had previously blasted the Clinton-appoointee prog judge's injunction as "absurd" -- and it looks like the appeals court agrees.

I will say it again ... that judge needs to be impeached.

Lifetime appointments require stricter oversight than normal positions. Congress has the DUTY to take judges like this off the bench and throw them back onto the street , where they belong.

The Congress has as much a DUTY to protect and defend the Constitution as the Judiciary, and when the judiciary attacks the Constitution it's up to Congress to exercise its power to remove the Constitution-hating judges from the feral courts.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2017 03:22 PM (8gDQu)

204 172 did Ric Flair really sleep with 10,000 women??

Lets say its a pile on every day, 2 women and Ric, every single day without a vacation or rest. That's just over 700 women a year, and he'd have to keep that up -- never repeating a single time with any woman -- for almost 14 years straight.

I guess its possible but it seems pretty unlikely.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2017 03:15 PM (39g3+)



He started wrestling in 1972. So all through the 70's, the 80's, the 90's, 00's, up to 2012.

So you might want to increase your time range from 14 years to more like 30 years. And probably a bit longer than that for him.

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2017 03:22 PM (cAnNx)

205 Can we have sex?

Random woman. Hell no.

Close enough.

Oh well, screwed again.

Marks pad: '9,987'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2017 03:23 PM (tRaq7)

206 If you're sleeping with that many women, you regard sex-as Charlie Manson did-like going to the toilet and although you might not be a murderous psychopath like Charles Manson at least not yet-you are a throughly disgusting human being. No one should find such a person worthy of regard or envy and it's really pretty unbelievable. I don't even believe it about the Basketball player.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2017 03:23 PM (iVOAv)

207 201 So the ObamaCare repeal bill got pulled.

There's a lot of people to blame, but what exactly is Rand Paul's plan to reform healthcare?


Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2017 03:22 PM (lKmt3)

WEED.... okay sorry about that... sometimes something just pops into my head...

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:23 PM (zSVEm)

208 Meanwhile, in other news...

Black antifa turns on white antifa.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE_8x2y6CuU

Who could have predicted that racial politics could become so divisive?

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 26, 2017 03:23 PM (6n332)

209 The Congress has as much a DUTY to protect and defend the Constitution as the Judiciary, and when the judiciary attacks the Constitution it's up to Congress to exercise its power to remove the Constitution-hating judges from the feral courts
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You do not want to know the number of federal judges who have been impeached in the last couple hundred years.

Posted by: simplemind at September 26, 2017 03:23 PM (DKoel)

210 197 This picture gets me every time.

http://tinyurl.com/yahjpr94


Nevermind. There is not enough diversity in it. It is an example of white supremacy. So glad I was straightened out about that. Kinda like Dunkirk was not diverse enough.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla aka Pandora's Hope Box at September 26, 2017 03:24 PM (NUb9I)

211 So you might want to increase your time range from 14 years to more like 30 years.

14 years was the minimum it would take to pull this off, not some time frame for his life. Still, 30 years is only double, with 10,000 DIFFERENT women? Maybe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2017 03:24 PM (39g3+)

212 FEMA guy is in Puerto Rico.
Brock Long is getting Frequent Flyer miles this year.

" Everyone trying to get in (to Puerto Rico)? Is getting in the way! "

nice job, Geraldo.

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 03:24 PM (2wRtc)

213 In college I slept between hundreds of co-eds.


I was in a co-ed residence dorm for 2 years, 3 floors with top and bottom floors of co-eds and the 2nd floor the guy floor.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2017 03:24 PM (JO9+V)

214 Republicans WILL NOT vote on Obamcare repeal/replace/change/whatever you want to call it.

/and we, the consumers get fucked again.
_______________

We were going to get f*cked either way.

I think it's probably good that the replacement bill didn't pass. It was a lousy bill, and would have just made a bad situation worse (while giving the Dims a way to blame Republicans for O-care's inevitable failure).

Just let O-care fail, which it's already on it's way to doing.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 26, 2017 03:24 PM (BXf9o)

215 206 If you're sleeping with that many women, you regard sex-as Charlie Manson did-like going to the toilet and although you might not be a murderous psychopath like Charles Manson at least not yet-you are a throughly disgusting human being. No one should find such a person worthy of regard or envy and it's really pretty unbelievable. I don't even believe it about the Basketball player.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2017 03:23 PM (iVOAv)

I haven't even talked to that many women...

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:25 PM (zSVEm)

216 Trump should pull all the subsidies and also the Congressional staff "special" ObamaCare deal.

He's threatened that before, might actually be time to do it.

Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2017 03:25 PM (lKmt3)

217 Cheech is extremely proud of his work in Nash Briidges.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 03:25 PM (d2mYc)

218 192 Cheech did his best work in Up in Smoke.
Posted by: simplemind at September 26, 2017 03:20 PM (DKoel)

Shrimp on the Barbie...

Posted by: Don Quixote at September 26, 2017 03:25 PM (NgKpN)

219 I guess its possible but it seems pretty unlikely.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2017 03:15 PM (39g3+)

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You'd be surprised what's possible.

Posted by: Wilt Chamberlain at September 26, 2017 03:25 PM (vg8iE)

220 F**k the pussyfooting and paddy-cake with municipalities and states.

At some point soon, the moral onus for the murders, rapes, assaults, and other crimes, and social degradation and costs, of mass immigration lawlessness is going to shift to Trump and Sessions.

There hasn't been so much as a whisper of any effective action. Withholding puny grants from police departments (which may be illegal anyway), some jawboning ...... oops, that's it.

Hard appropriations language (real money, real, decisive $$$ leverage). Escalating reciprocity in terms of cooperation/non-cooperation (make it clear non-cooperating jurisdictions get zero help or lowest priority on their problems where federal law enforcement is involved). Prosecutions of lawless officials, at a minimum for civil rights violations of victims of crime by illegals.

WTF do Sessions and his team think they are actually doing, anyway? Completely unserious, to date.




Posted by: rhomboid at September 26, 2017 03:25 PM (QDnY+)

221 Ric Flair can count to 10,000?

Posted by: Dr. Morrie Kleinfeld at September 26, 2017 03:26 PM (oVJmc)

222 You do not want to know the number of federal judges who have been impeached in the last couple hundred years.

Posted by: simplemind at September 26, 2017 03:23 PM (DKoel)


Unfortunately, I do ... well, I don't know of any other than Alcee Hastings, and he went into Congress not long after because the dumbshit GOP didn't include the banning from federal positions that any retard would have attached to the impeachment.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2017 03:26 PM (8gDQu)

223 211 So you might want to increase your time range from 14 years to more like 30 years.

14 years was the minimum it would take to pull this off, not some time frame for his life. Still, 30 years is only double, with 10,000 DIFFERENT women? Maybe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2017 03:24 PM (39g3+)



But I'm saying that's lowballing it. He started wrestling at 23. He was likely banging women well before then. And hell there's a chance he got more last year as an old man than anyone here.

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2017 03:26 PM (cAnNx)

224 There's a lot of people to blame, but what exactly is Rand Paul's plan to reform healthcare?


Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2017 03:22 PM (lKmt3)

He's consistent.... full repeal of O'care.. get the Feds out of Health care.

Down right radical...

Posted by: Don Quixote at September 26, 2017 03:27 PM (NgKpN)

225 14 years was the minimum it would take to pull this off, not some time frame for his life. Still, 30 years is only double, with 10,000 DIFFERENT women? Maybe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2017 03:24 PM (39g3+)


He banged a lot of multiple personality schizos.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2017 03:27 PM (8gDQu)

226 if sessions and trump can start ciminally prosecuting judges who misinterpret US precedent and laws on things affecting nat security, that'd be great.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 26, 2017 03:27 PM (XhN8Z)

227 Bring me the head of Orlando Garcia!

Seriously though ~ The 5th Circuit ain't the 9th Circuit. I see the judges on the panel at argument lambasting the attorneys for the plaintiffs and then overturning the whole thing, permanently, and throwing the whole suit out all of which will be accomplished in in a scathing opinion that will verbally bitch~slap the lower court.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 26, 2017 03:27 PM (UOr6C)

228 So, Mr. Sessions, what would you say you DO around here..??

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:27 PM (zSVEm)

229 Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:25 PM (zSVEm)

Plus the whole thing is just completely creepy-These creatures put notches on their beds?. It's like the sexual pervert version of trophies that serial murderers do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2017 03:27 PM (iVOAv)

230

But I'm saying that's lowballing it. He started wrestling at 23. He was likely banging women well before then. And hell there's a chance he got more last year as an old man than anyone here.


And premature ejaculation can really help you get your numbers up!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 26, 2017 03:27 PM (oVJmc)

231 You do not want to know the number of federal judges who have been impeached in the last couple hundred years.

Posted by: simplemind at September 26, 2017 03:23 PM (DKoel)

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I can think of one....

Posted by: Alcee Hastings at September 26, 2017 03:27 PM (vg8iE)

232 Just let O-care fail, which it's already on it's way to doing.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

________

It's already failed. I mean what else are we waiting for?

I just hate this conservative playbook that we need the "perfect" bill and only then are we allowed to make the first step.

Another commenter said this earlier, socialism didn't get here in one bill, it was 100 smaller bills. Why can't we use the same strategy?

Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2017 03:28 PM (lKmt3)

233 "203 Hans Von Spasky (who wrote this news item) had previously blasted the Clinton-appoointee prog judge's injunction as "absurd""

the really insane thing about this judge is that even calling him a "prog" gives him too much credit, because that would imply he at least has some kind of ideological worldview.

No, his decisions are based on simply what he thinks would make most mexicans down in the rio grande valley happy. Nothing more.

Ask "La Raza" what they would like to see him say, and that's what Garcia will say every time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 26, 2017 03:28 PM (V2Yro)

234 Didn't the media complain that Trump was just getting in the way traveling to a disaster area and should have stayed away?Now he is wrong for not going to PR.

Posted by: steevy at September 26, 2017 03:28 PM (rmVvL)

235 Posted by: kraken
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People skills?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 03:28 PM (2wRtc)

236 Ric Flair says he's not proud of it, and doesn't want his grandkids to know. Of course, there's no way of knowing who is grandkids are in the first place.

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2017 03:28 PM (7HtZB)

237 I saw some interviewer ask Gene Simmons how many women he'd slept with.

Simmons: Not as many as you think... less than a thousand.

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 03:28 PM (d2mYc)

238 If he's not proud of it why did he mention it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2017 03:29 PM (iVOAv)

239 206 If you're sleeping with that many women, you regard sex-as Charlie Manson did-like going to the toilet and although you might not be a murderous psychopath like Charles Manson at least not yet-you are a throughly disgusting human being. No one should find such a person worthy of regard or envy and it's really pretty unbelievable. I don't even believe it about the Basketball player.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2017 03:23 PM (iVOAv)



So many people treat their bodies as commodities these days. Esp. Women. No one explained the cost to their souls. Tinder is esp. that way. Like a store full of people & you pick which one you want off the shelf.


I always think of that line in that Elton John song:

"Where sex and love no longer gel"

But this is what culture has taught people is normal & cool. Sad.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla aka Pandora's Hope Box at September 26, 2017 03:29 PM (NUb9I)

240 Ric Flair says he's not proud of it, and doesn't want his grandkids to know.
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All 20,000 of them?

Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 03:29 PM (2wRtc)

241 He's consistent.... full repeal of O'care.. get the Feds out of Health care.

Down right radical...
Posted by: Don Quixote

_______

But we tried that exact bill and it came up short.

So we just wallow in Obamacare forever until we get 60 Rand Pauls in the Senate? Which means it's here to stay.

Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2017 03:29 PM (lKmt3)

242 10,000 different women is probably low end for Ric Flair.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 26, 2017 03:30 PM (XFue2)

243 "201 So the ObamaCare repeal bill got pulled.

There's a lot of people to blame, but what exactly is Rand Paul's plan to reform healthcare?"


None. He is a publicity hound and wants to be on TV as much as possible. He has no plans to pass anything but wants to build his brand. What major legislation did his father push though in his many years in the House? And i'm sorry, I am starting to feel the same about Ted Cruz.

Susan Collins is just a liberal squish.

McCain is a prick that is still holding a grudge over the POW remarks by Trump.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 26, 2017 03:30 PM (OD2ni)

244 So many people treat their bodies as commodities these days. Esp. Women. No one explained the cost to their souls. Tinder is esp. that way. Like a store full of people & you pick which one you want off the shelf.
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It's like The Circuit in Logan's Run.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 26, 2017 03:30 PM (vg8iE)

245 Simmons: Not as many as you think... less than a thousand.

Hey, I have something in common with GS besides just being a bass player!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2017 03:30 PM (tRaq7)

246 Cheech's cameo as a dock supervisor when the Titanic came in to NY Harbor in Ghostbusters2 was the pinnacle of his career.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2017 03:30 PM (JO9+V)

247
Ric Flair says he's not proud of it, and doesn't want his grandkids to know.



All 850 of them

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at September 26, 2017 03:31 PM (lKyWE)

248 235 Posted by: kraken
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People skills?
Posted by: Mortimer - disappointed at September 26, 2017 03:28 PM (2wRtc)

Nah, not so much.... thus, the cabin in Missouri...

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:31 PM (zSVEm)

249
But this is what culture has taught people is normal & cool. Sad.
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sin

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Posted by: some assembly required at September 26, 2017 03:31 PM (hCwov)

250
There's a lot of people to blame, but what exactly is Rand Paul's plan to reform healthcare?
---

Regarding Obamacare, we need to continue to finance it fully, and if there are issues, our friends like Nancy Pelosi will tell us what needs to be done to fix it.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 26, 2017 03:31 PM (aT+Bx)

251 Exactly what specific White Supremacist action should PDT be condemning?

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 26, 2017 03:31 PM (N7KlP)

252 None. He is a publicity hound and wants to be on TV as much as possible. He has no plans to pass anything but wants to build his brand. What major legislation did his father push though in his many years in the House? And i'm sorry, I am starting to feel the same about Ted Cruz.

Well, Luap Nor got a lot of earmarks.....

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 26, 2017 03:31 PM (tVWQB)

253 Noob

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 26, 2017 03:31 PM (t9am4)

254 while giving the Dims a way to blame Republicans for O-care's inevitable failure

They don't need facts to blame Republicans for Obamacare's failure. They just do it.

Seriously. Talk to any random leftist about who's to blame for OCare's failures. Republicans will be front and center for "taking out the good parts that everyone liked" or being "the obstacle to the ACA being single payer".

I'm surrounded by these nits in Seattle. There are precisely two camps. Camp one says Obamacare has been nothing but good. Camp two says Obamacare's flaws are due to Republicans, but that doesn't matter. Obamacare is just a transition step to single payer, which will be when America finally has a healthcare system.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2017 03:31 PM (jhqr1)

255 Flair was a college athlete.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 26, 2017 03:31 PM (XFue2)

256 McCain is a prick that is still holding a grudge over the POW remarks by Trump.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 26, 2017 03:30 PM (OD2ni)



If Trump had been nothing but nice to McCain, that senile backstabbing shitbird would still refuse to vote for repeal.

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2017 03:31 PM (cAnNx)

257 But we tried that exact bill and it came up short.

Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2017 03:29 PM (lKmt3)


Full repeal has NEVER been tried. NEVER. One guy proposed a simple repeal and it couldn't even make it anywhere. It wasn't even discussed publicly. The bills the Vichy GOP keeps calling "repeals" are nothing of the sort. THey are just variations on the old "bait and switch" ploy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2017 03:31 PM (8gDQu)

258 *waves wee Article III powers flag*

A ton, a metric and imperial shit ton, of the problems with the judiciary can be solved by Congress exercising Article III powers.

We'll get an actual budget passed before that happens though.

Posted by: alexthechick - now with extra sand! at September 26, 2017 03:32 PM (mf5HN)

259 Okay, if say Ric Flair was humping 10,000 women in a Subaru Outback and the average weight of the woman was 130 pounds, and only using dealer parts, how often would he have to be in the shop getting new shocks put in?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2017 03:32 PM (mHYK1)

260 McCain is a prick that is still holding a grudge over the POW remarks by Trump.

--

Don't forget the anger that Trump won the presidency and McLame didn't.

Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 03:32 PM (aT+Bx)

261 World-renowned sensitive intellectual Lena Dunham says President Trump is a racist and he's mentally ill, so he's "Dylan Roof under other circumstances."

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 26, 2017 03:32 PM (398bZ)

262 Really-if he slept that many women-he might as well have a like cup he can ejaculate into repeatedly and make up some statistic from that, . They ceased to be individual women he had any respect or regard for-they were simply warm holes to jack off into Sorry for the direct language, but this is how revolting this is, and i would feel the same if it were a woman doing this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2017 03:33 PM (iVOAv)

263 Congress, exercising powers... say that with a straight face.. harder than it sounds..

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:33 PM (zSVEm)

264 I never had any interest in Nash Bridges, but I checked the show out on YouTube after I read Cherch's book. He's VERY good in it. I think he like himself in that series because it was so far removed from the image fans have of him.

Hey! I can ACT!

Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 03:33 PM (d2mYc)

265
None. He is a publicity hound and wants to be on TV as much as possible. He has no plans to pass anything but wants to build his brand. What major legislation did his father push though in his many years in the House? And i'm sorry, I am starting to feel the same about Ted Cruz.

Susan Collins is just a liberal squish.

McCain is a prick that is still holding a grudge over the POW remarks by Trump.
Posted by: Benji Carver

________

That's pretty much my read of it.

His dad certainly accomplished absolutely nothing just voting against every bill that came in front of him.

There's a difference between governing and wish casting.

Democrats don't need majorities in Congress, Republicans always elect enough idiots to shoot themselves in the foot.



Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2017 03:33 PM (lKmt3)

266 Okay, if say Ric Flair was humping 10,000 women in a Subaru Outback and
the average weight of the woman was 130 pounds, and only using dealer
parts, how often would he have to be in the shop getting new shocks put
in?
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That's like a high school logic problem. However it should be rephrased:

If Ric Flair was humping 10,000 women in a Subaru Outback and
the average weight of the woman was 130 pounds, how many of those women had blonde hair and which geographical direction were those blondes facing?

Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 03:33 PM (aT+Bx)

267 Susan Collins is just a liberal squish.

McCain is a prick that is still holding a grudge over the POW remarks by Trump.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 26, 2017 03:30 PM (OD2ni)



I love when she says Obamacare needs to be fixed. The dumbbell doesn't seem to have a real grasp of the problem

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2017 03:34 PM (493sH)

268 252-"Little " not "like" cup.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2017 03:34 PM (iVOAv)

269 Really-if he slept that many women-he might as well
have a like cup he can ejaculate into repeatedly and make up some
statistic from that, . They ceased to be individual women he had any
respect or regard for-they were simply warm holes to jack off into
Sorry for the direct language, but this is how revolting this is, and i
would feel the same if it were a woman doing this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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THIS x 1000

Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 03:35 PM (aT+Bx)

270 237 I saw some interviewer ask Gene Simmons how many women he'd slept with.

Simmons: Not as many as you think... less than a thousand.

***

his quality standards were good, he married who..shannon whirry or some other mid 90's sexpot

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 26, 2017 03:35 PM (XhN8Z)

271 Another commenter said this earlier, socialism didn't get here in one bill, it was 100 smaller bills. Why can't we use the same strategy?

Posted by: Maritime


If we had the sort of fighters in Congress the left has, we could. Instead we have a bunch of lifers who will do some little gesture, call it a day, and never revisit it, except to fundraise and claim they were "fighting for the little guy".

You can't execute Patton's advance through Europe if all you have to do it with is the parade contingent from Our Lady of Perpetual Indulgence.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 26, 2017 03:35 PM (AM1GF)

272 Banging one chick a night , every night for 27 years would get you just about to 10,000.

I've got a degree in aos mathematics.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 26, 2017 03:35 PM (N7KlP)

273 exhibit A in why lifetime federal appointments are a bad idea.

Posted by: simplemind


The thought behind them was good ... but it's been subverted. So yes. Not appropriate for these times.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 26, 2017 03:36 PM (/qEW2)

274 If I was honest here ( like that's gonna happen) about the number of women I have slept with in my life, I would have to leave forever because of the ridicule....

Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:37 PM (zSVEm)

275 his quality standards were good, he married who..shannon whirry or some other mid 90's sexpot
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Yeah, I don't know about that.

Backstage in catering, he and Shannon tried to get a female friend of mine working as a stagehand involved in a threesome. My friend is cute and all american, but hardly a sexpot.

/of course, perhaps Gene was just interested in watching Shannon and my friend... IDK, since she declined.

Posted by: shibumi at September 26, 2017 03:37 PM (aT+Bx)

276 "he might as well
have a like cup he can ejaculate into repeatedly"

That's why he's a liar.

The boredom along would have slowed him down after a few years. Not to mention the STDs.

Posted by: Meremortal, has plenty at September 26, 2017 03:38 PM (3myMJ)

277 On the 10,000 women thing, I just don't believe it. I'm sure it's a high number, but the math just doesn't work.

It's just a way to get people to talk about someone who has been irrelevant for a long time.

Posted by: Maritime at September 26, 2017 03:39 PM (lKmt3)

278 183 Can we have sex?

Random woman. Hell no. Fuck you.

Close enough.

Marks pad: '9,987'.
Posted by: Meremortal, has sex sometimes at September 26, 2017 03:18 PM (3myMJ)

FTFY

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 03:40 PM (NWiLs)

279 Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:37 PM (zSVEm)

I doubt it. Some men-it seems to me-like to be a big song and dance about about being a stud-but most people (women at least) aren't impressed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2017 03:40 PM (iVOAv)

280 That's why he's a liar.

The boredom along would have slowed him down after a few years. Not to mention the STDs.

Posted by: Meremortal, has plenty at September 26, 2017 03:38 PM (3myMJ)


I don't know ... Charlie Sheen paid for 5000 hookers in 3 years and contracting HIV didn't put a crimp in his lifestyle. Even better, Martin Sheen was happy to say how proud he was of his diseased kid banging away without any concern for anyone.

What a family!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 26, 2017 03:40 PM (8gDQu)

281 "Charlie Sheen paid for 5000 hookers in 3 years"

Probably paid them to talk nice about him.

Posted by: Meremortal, pays at September 26, 2017 03:41 PM (3myMJ)

282 Posted by: Meremortal, has plenty at September 26, 2017 03:38 PM (3myMJ)

And he never had a day where he had the runs or was just too tired wife/girfriend/anonymous hole said "No" ? He banged away like some electronic ejaculation machine night after night. Definitely some mental aberration

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2017 03:42 PM (iVOAv)

283 Charlie Sheen paid for 5000 hookers in 3 years"

Probably paid them to talk nice about him.
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When asked why he, a celebrity, was paying women for sex, he said...

I'm paying them to leave.

Posted by: simplemind at September 26, 2017 03:43 PM (w7H+Y)

284 Posted by: Meremortal, pays at September 26, 2017 03:41 PM (3myMJ)

LOL,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2017 03:43 PM (iVOAv)

285 274 If I was honest here ( like that's gonna happen) about the number of women I have slept with in my life, I would have to leave forever because of the ridicule....
Posted by: kraken at September 26, 2017 03:37 PM (zSVEm)

*counts on fingers*
*burns man card*
*shuffles off*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 03:43 PM (NWiLs)

286 I had a crony who bragged that while at a big Midwest state college, he banged a different gal every night for 39 straight. He was a civilian.

Adam West bragged the he and the guy who played Robin would get as much as eight groupies a day at the height of the '60s Batman series. A lot easier when you're some kind of star.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 26, 2017 03:44 PM (cAXIk)

287 If the average vagina expands to six inches in length, Ric Flair has a 5.25" long penis, he averages five minutes for sex and 42 thrusts per minutes, how many miles of vagina has he wasted?

Posted by: wooga at September 26, 2017 03:45 PM (EqwcA)

288 286 I had a crony who bragged that while at a big Midwest state college, he banged a different gal every night for 39 straight. He was a civilian.

Adam West bragged the he and the guy who played Robin would get as much as eight groupies a day at the height of the '60s Batman series. A lot easier when you're some kind of star.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 26, 2017 03:44 PM (cAXIk)

BAM!
POW!
BIFF!
SOK!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 03:45 PM (NWiLs)

289 173 Cheech was born in LA. His dad was a cop. He doesn't speak Spanish.
Posted by: mnw at September 26, 2017 03:15 PM (d2mYc)
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He probably can speak a little but may resent people thinking that he OUGHT to. IDK.

Decades ago I was working room service in a hotel that catered to B-level celebs. Cheech and Chong were staying there for some event. I got sent to Cheech's room. He was cold at first and when I said a few words in Spanish he was downright nasty. Lousy tipper too. Go figure.

I heard that Chong was the exact opposite --- superpolite, friendly, and generous.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 26, 2017 03:46 PM (0jtPF)

290 Quien es mas macho - Rick Flair, o Wilt Chamberlain.

Esta una questione "trick." Gene Simmons. Gene Simmons es mas macho.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 26, 2017 03:49 PM (ul9CR)

291 287 If the average vagina expands to six inches in length, Ric Flair has a 5.25" long penis, he averages five minutes for sex and 42 thrusts per minutes, how many miles of vagina has he wasted?
Posted by: wooga at September 26, 2017 03:45 PM (EqwcA)

That amounts to 157.5" of unused vagina per session, so with 10,000 women that's 1,575,000" or approximately 24.86 miles if my arithmetic is correct.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2017 03:49 PM (NWiLs)

292 Donde esta el banjo?

Posted by: carlos danger at September 26, 2017 03:50 PM (W5n4L)

293 Ya know when they do those surveys of who has the best sex?

It seems, for women at least, to be those who didn't sleep with a lot of men before marriage.

There was a interesting show that Oprah did, where they had Amish women on. That was a fascinating discussion. That was when divergent views could be discussed without name-calling.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla aka Pandora's Hope Box at September 26, 2017 03:50 PM (NUb9I)

294 Amish chicks do it buggy-style

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 26, 2017 03:51 PM (ul9CR)

295 Close guy friends, who I have known since I was 5 yo, told me men always lie about the number. It's an alpha male thing...esp. in locker rooms.

They said it was like fishing stories. And also said, we all know we are lying about it; but, we do it anyway. lol

They have cracked me up with some of their stories.

Posted by: Gumdrop Gorilla aka Pandora's Hope Box at September 26, 2017 03:55 PM (NUb9I)

296 look at someone like yo momma, she be having sex with a couple a guys a day for 30 years, she's got to be up in the 10K range too.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at September 26, 2017 03:56 PM (XhN8Z)

297 I'd rather have sex with Kate Upton 10,000 times than once each with 10,000 different women

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2017 04:14 PM (39g3+)

298 Vladimir Putin, who interfered in our election,"



By doing what?
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I think I found the answer today. Apparently the devious plan was....ads on facebook. Facebook has claimed that russian based groups (no idea how they determined that) bought political ads on facebook. Though problematically for our Russia conspiracy theorists they were issue oriented and non-partisan eg pro-BLM AND anti-BLM.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 26, 2017 04:26 PM (eSx+E)

299 >>> I'd rather have sex with Kate Upton 10,000 times than once each with 10,000 different women

Would you rather have sex with Ric Flair 10,000 times or sex with 10,000 Ric Flair clones?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 26, 2017 04:28 PM (mHYK1)

300 This all gets tiresome.

Trump 2020 slogan: Tired of judges writing law in stead of Congress, and overriding the Commander-in-Chiefs legal orders, or stonewalling the confirmaton of judges who believe the Constitution means what it says? Elect a Congess of true conservatives. Crush the Dems and flush the RINOs!

Then: Hold. My. Beer.

Okay that last part may need some work.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 26, 2017 07:39 PM (Vi4HO)

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