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Saturday Morning Weird News Dump
OK Morons. No running with scissors, knives or javelins. No pulling ponytails, pig tails or hair extensions. Play nice and have a fun time in this open thread.
- Electrocution was the least of his worries.
- This might be my last Weird News Dumps.
- Talk about high maintenance.
- Bulldozers are not meant for joy rides.
- Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Culture battle.
- Go Granny Go!
- Business plan, I don't need no stinkin' business plan.
- Fanny back for snowflakes.
- What does he have a big wallet or a big dick?
- Doctor heal thyself. Or ream yourself out.
- Someone has a dick fetish.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at September 20, 2017 10:01 PM (YXJ+5)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2017 08:09 AM (ghofu)
Posted by: Corona at September 23, 2017 08:09 AM (zIb93)
Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2017 08:11 AM (ghofu)
All quiet except for the birds and critters feeding out back.
Life is good.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2017 08:14 AM (5VlCp)
Rand Paul knows that if this "fix" passed that would be it. The Republicans would own it, the fix wouldn't fix anything, and in 2 years when the whole thing is still crumbling the answer would be "We tried it the democrat way, we tried it the republican way, both failed. Now we need single payer, it is the only way out of this mess."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2017 08:16 AM (BoMuO)
!20 mothers-in-law simultaneously. Must have a very girthy wallet and hearing loss in the upper frequencies.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 08:16 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2017 08:18 AM (BoMuO)
Great set of link, MH!
120 mothers-in-law simultaneously. Must have a very girthy wallet and hearing loss in the upper frequencies.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 08:18 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 23, 2017 08:23 AM (Zd2ZF)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2017 08:23 AM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 23, 2017 08:25 AM (i2KAN)
Frederick Md rape.
When first broke locally, there was absolutely no mention of their immigration status, Ice having a retainer for an earlier crime, nor any of the information which might influence one to have a question about DREAMers. It was completely stripped out of the local report, which has now been begrudgingly updated to reflect our information concerning their immigration status.
Oh, the information was available, and confirmed, as the UK Mail had a very fact filled article on the same day as our original local story broke.
http://cbsloc.al/2jNa6HC
http://tinyurl.com/y9mktsgj
And
http://tinyurl.com/ya34ac53
Local news withholding known and confirmed facts of relevance to the story?
Nah...not in Maryland
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 08:25 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 08:25 AM (hyuyC)
Except for your Governor, and maybe him as well, the State of MD is for crooks, thieves and rapists. Not self-governed citizens.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 08:28 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 23, 2017 08:30 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 23, 2017 08:31 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 23, 2017 08:33 AM (sf2BM)
White, who police said has never had a driver's license, is being held on at least six felony charges, including attempted murder, criminal damage to property and theft greater than $500.
I wonder if any of them know how much a bulldozer actually costs?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 23, 2017 08:33 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 23, 2017 08:35 AM (mpXpK)
heh
Posted by: Under Fire at September 23, 2017 08:36 AM (mcI77)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 23, 2017 08:37 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2017 08:37 AM (BoMuO)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 23, 2017 08:33 AM (mpXpK)
I can find you a used Cat D11 for about $1.1 Million.
Don't know about a new one but I could always stop in at the office on my next trip to Peoria and ask.
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 23, 2017 08:38 AM (sf2BM)
I am of the opinion that McCain did not stab Miss Lindsay in the back.
This was orchestrated between them, knowing that if McCain, having
nothing to lose, said he would vote no that it would give cover to other
ones like Murkowski. Miss Lindsay gets to shore up his shaky base by
saying "Look how hard I tried!", knowing all the while
it was doomed to failure. Which is what he wanted
Posted by: cfo mom at September 23, 2017 08:42 AM (RfzVr)
It's Maryland.
Where even the popular Republican Governor decides to remove statues in the middle of the night under cover of darkness.
And we have School Superintendents resign out of the blue, only to find that they are under investigation.
http://tinyurl.com/yc8yfdq4
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 08:42 AM (EyPfd)
Don't know about a new one but I could always stop in at the office on my next trip to Peoria and ask.
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 23, 2017 08:38 AM (sf2BM)
Yeah, I know that shit is expensive. My local tractor supply place where I get my annual lawn mower maintenance done had a couple of miniature backhoe's for sale. I though neat, I'd like to have one of those so I asked the price. >$30,000 and these were real small ones.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 23, 2017 08:42 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2017 08:43 AM (BoMuO)
Remember the recent Op-Ed authored by Penn law professor Amy Law and USD Law professor Larry Alexander?
It argued that hard work, marriage, saving and responsible adulthood was a better way to live than the opposites.
The authors have since been called racists, denounced on their campuses, their students have been called on by other faculty to report "bias incidents" and all the rest.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yaezzsrs
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 23, 2017 08:44 AM (ylUqT)
saying "Look how hard I tried!", knowing all the while
it was doomed to failure. Which is what he wanted
Posted by: cfo mom at September 23, 2017 08:42 AM (RfzVr)
Grahamnasty's base is not shaky. Black Democrat's in SC cross over in the SC primaries and vote for him because they know no Democrat can get elected in a Statewide election in SC.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 23, 2017 08:45 AM (mpXpK)
Unpossible.
No seven year peace treaty between incredibly charismatic world leader.
No temple or reinstituted animal sacrifice.
No abomination desolation in said temple.
No mark of the beast.
No man knows the day or the hour BUT, there are definite signs associated with the 70th Week of Daniel.
Posted by: teej at September 23, 2017 08:45 AM (l1wsb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 08:47 AM (EyPfd)
Somebody with mad skillz should add yakateesax to that vid of the cops chasing that dozer.
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 23, 2017 08:47 AM (sf2BM)
Morning, all.
Posted by: JTB at September 23, 2017 08:47 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2017 08:48 AM (EZebt)
Hope nobody attacks while this joke plays out.
According to the Navy, "As the baby was born at sea aboard an operational unit, the main focus for the U.S. Navy, the ship and its crew is the safety and well being of the baby and the mother", Cmdr. Bill Urban, U.S. Naval Forces Central Command spokesman"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yabchjoz
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 23, 2017 08:49 AM (ylUqT)
I'll start proofreading soon. I promise.
Surely by this time next year at the very least.
Posted by: teej at September 23, 2017 08:50 AM (l1wsb)
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2017 08:50 AM (Enq6K)
Show me on the PMS card where this is even an A-1R.
Both recommended for Mast; Violation of General Orders.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 08:52 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2017 08:52 AM (wPiJc)
heh
Posted by: Under Fire at September 23, 2017 08:36 AM (mcI77)
Yup....which would have brought this nonsense to a halt very quickly. NFL players are like 8 year olds and should be treated as such.
Don't like your work place? Leave and no more bling bling, skrip klubs or being all gwapped up for you.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2017 08:53 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Hey! C'mon now. Maybe he slipped and it went in.
Million to one shot Doc.
Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2017 08:53 AM (8ikIW)
I'll expect the hangovers to be EPIC.
And then they're all at the range. We need videos, with faces blurred out.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 08:54 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Muldoon
Meh. I have to much to do around the house.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 23, 2017 08:54 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: teej at September 23, 2017 08:55 AM (l1wsb)
Posted by: Muldoon
Meh. I have to much to do around the house.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet
I'm going to buy a TV, but, I am NOT getting the extended warranty.
Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2017 08:55 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 08:55 AM (EyPfd)
OK.
XO "You slipped. Right."
Sent to the local urologist for premature ejaculation evaluation. "Son you have a serious medical issue right there."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 08:56 AM (hyuyC)
Wow....must be A LOT of morons
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2017 08:50 AM (Enq6K)
===
FIFY
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2017 08:56 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet
I'm going to buy a TV, but, I am NOT getting the extended warranty.
Posted by: Bruce
*****
Yeah. The good news is my schedule is looking pretty wide open for next week.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2017 08:58 AM (wPiJc)
And then they're all at the range. We need videos, with faces blurred out.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 08:54 AM (hyuyC)
Yes but in true moron fashion, they'll screw up and blur out everyone's feet.
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2017 08:58 AM (Enq6K)
Sent to the local urologist for premature ejaculation evaluation. "Son you have a serious medical issue right there."
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Okay, I slipped twice.
Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2017 08:58 AM (8ikIW)
Ooh, time to rip off those mattress labels!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 23, 2017 08:59 AM (W+vEI)
+++++
Maybe her first name was Mary.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
*****
Yeah, I expect that her bunk and her uniform were probably both immaculate.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2017 09:01 AM (wPiJc)
Virgin Births? You do know which Navy you're talking about> And which community.
Subs, I'd believe it. Surface or Aviators, not a chance.
*Rimshot*
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 09:01 AM (hyuyC)
Might be a good time to buy that new sports car.
On a 60 month loan.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 09:01 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: goon at September 23, 2017 09:01 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2017 09:03 AM (EZebt)
What is that writing style again.
Third person, passive voice?
Or some shit like that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 09:03 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Traveling Man at September 23, 2017 09:04 AM (R5lpX)
We used to look forward to our Pierside availability periods.
The Tender would come into port, and we would tie up next to her for several weeks for planned repairs.
Gave both crews a chance to dilute our gene pools.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 09:04 AM (EyPfd)
purchasing some new property?
Posted by: Traveling Man at September 23, 2017 09:04 AM (R5lpX)
Buyer's market.
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2017 09:04 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2017 09:05 AM (BoMuO)
Posted by: goon at September 23, 2017 09:05 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2017 09:05 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: goon
There's a lot of that going around these days.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 23, 2017 09:06 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: rickl at September 23, 2017 09:06 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: fluffy at September 23, 2017 09:06 AM (U0v/A)
Now for more coffee.
Posted by: JTB at September 23, 2017 09:06 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Lizzy
Sounds pretty profane and dangerous.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 23, 2017 09:07 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2017 09:07 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 09:07 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Muldoon
Navy types in Colorado? That takes some fancy sailin'. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at September 23, 2017 09:09 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2017 09:05 AM (BoMuO)
Good for you CAT! The '03 has one of the most complex looking but really simple and easy to use rear sights ever put on a battle rifle.
I have a low number, early 1917, which is supposed to blow up each time I shoot it but for some reason she refuses to cooperate.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2017 09:09 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: goon at September 23, 2017 09:10 AM (EaQ6/)
I put an anchor on my shoulder and hiked inland until someone asked me what I was carrying.
That's how I ended up in Kansas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 09:11 AM (hyuyC)
Some say there is a secret base there.
Accessed by the Colorado Locks and Inland Waterway.
Most charts don't show it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 09:12 AM (EyPfd)
Upon seeing the photojournalism leading what you denizens of the AoSHQ quaintly call "The ONT", we are motivated to ask: "Where's our rightful share of that stack of sweet currency?"
Thank you.
Posted by: WaInternational Personhood of Politicians and Statespersons, Washington, D.C. Local #1 at September 23, 2017 09:14 AM (qbSgx)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2017 09:14 AM (wPiJc)
If you are really disliked by your detailer, you can get sent to Colorado Springs at any of a number of Air Force commands.
It may be a great place to live, but a tour out of the mainstream kills your career.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 09:14 AM (hyuyC)
I'm pretty sure the Jews are to blame for Nibiru.
Trying to get us in a war with a whole 'nother planet now.
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZ!!!!11!111!111!!!!!
Posted by: Valerie Plame at September 23, 2017 09:17 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2017 09:17 AM (Sfs6o)
The style guide states that you have to have a ss rank.
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 23, 2017 09:18 AM (sf2BM)
I was one of the rare junior officers that could have awarded Three Days Bread and Water. Never did it myself, but saw it done.
The old yardarm hanging and flogging punishments were in Vic's Navy. Those restrictions on punishment were opposed by 90% of the then current seagoing officer corps, They were convinced that such punishments were needed to run a ship.
The UCMJ has limits on what you can do, set for rank and position.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 09:18 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: goon at September 23, 2017 09:18 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 23, 2017 08:38 AM
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: zombie Rachel Corrie at September 23, 2017 09:18 AM (qbSgx)
Posted by: Every 7th FLT CO/XO/CMC at September 23, 2017 09:18 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 23, 2017 09:18 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 09:20 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 23, 2017 09:21 AM (BUakI)
Posted by: JTB at September 23, 2017 09:21 AM (V+03K)
Subs, I'd believe it. Surface or Aviators, not a chance.
*Rimshot*
Posted by: NaCly Dog
If it were a rimshot, she wouldn't be in this preDICKament.
Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2017 09:21 AM (8ikIW)
I always liked the notion of a Navy disciplinary action being referred
to as Captain's Mast. In my mind it always conjured up images of
yardarms and walking the plank. Or at least someone getting keelhauled.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2017 09:14 AM (wPiJc)
The "official" name is Non-Judicial Punishment or NJP. It was called that because by the time you made it there you were already guilty. The XO did the "investigation" and made recommendations to the Captain. It is only used for low level rule breaking and was limited in the sentences handed out. Captain's Mast is what everybody called it though due to tradition where violators were called "before mast" in view of the who ship's company to witness. The usual punishment in those days was lashes.
Now if you want big time punishment you have to hold them for a General or Special Court-martial. And no, captains no longer have the authority to execute sailors at sea. However, I still think they can officiate marriages.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 23, 2017 09:21 AM (mpXpK)
I used to say "Marriages conducted onboard are only good for the duration of the voyage."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 09:22 AM (hyuyC)
The style guide states that you have to have a ss rank.
Any publication that gave her favorable coverage back in '06 (or whenever) is now deemed as anti-Semitic.
It's only fair.
Posted by: fluffy at September 23, 2017 09:23 AM (U0v/A)
Potaytoe, potahto . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 23, 2017 09:23 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 23, 2017 09:05 AM (BoMuO)
Good for you CAT! The '03 has one of the most complex looking but really simple and easy to use rear sights ever put on a battle rifle.
I have a low number, early 1917, which is supposed to blow up each time I shoot it but for some reason she refuses to cooperate.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2017 09:09 AM (5VlCp)
--------
One of my favorite rifles!! I have a low serial number too which I'm pretty certain was a Marine Corps gun, because it was rebarrelled in 1944. Apparently the USMC couldn't afford to take them out of service and shot out the original barrel. I love that rifle and love taking it to the range and plinking
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2017 09:24 AM (Sfs6o)
Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2017 09:24 AM (PxqU/)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ybn6e9c4
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 23, 2017 09:24 AM (ylUqT)
Posted by: Meth at September 23, 2017 09:24 AM (tQ5dy)
Trump has withdrawn the invitation to the Warriors NBA team because of Stephen Curry's refusal to go.
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2017 09:25 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2017 09:25 AM (wPiJc)
action being referred to as Captain's Mast. In my mind it always
conjured up images of yardarms and walking the plank. Or at least
someone getting keelhauled.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2017 09:14 AM
Muldoon, there are also meritorious Captain's Masts (often part of the a general "Captain's Mast", where beneficial actions are recognized. Aboard subs, a "Hollywood shower" (a shower where you got to run the water while showering, vice a "Navy shower", where you wet down, turn off the water, wash, and only turn the water back on to rinse, to conserve fresh water) was often given as part of the recognition.
Posted by: zombie Rachel Corrie at September 23, 2017 09:25 AM (qbSgx)
Going to the White House is considered a great honor for a championship team.Stephen Curry is hesitating,therefore invitation is withdrawn!
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2017 09:26 AM (Enq6K)
There is an old tradition of babies being christened in the ship's bell. The name and date was incised inside the bell.
I think baptism is right out these days.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 09:27 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Tami
I've not succeeded in getting a ball thru a hoop more times then the other guy in a long time, but can I go instead?
Posted by: Bruce at September 23, 2017 09:27 AM (8ikIW)
With all the crying and whining, and needing to be constantly nursed, it's usually better just to make them an honorary Junior Officer.
(I Keed)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 09:28 AM (EyPfd)
Potaytoe, potahto . . .
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 23, 2017 09:23 AM (6FqZa)
The real authority will come when a Captain at sea can authorize the removal of a wang and the installation of a vjayjay.
Ensign Caitlyn Jenner requests permission to come aboard Sir/Ma'am/It to visit the Captain!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2017 09:28 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 23, 2017 09:29 AM (mpXpK)
A hidden planet named Nibru
Populated by tiny green kangaroo
Despite all the fuss
Was hidden becauss
It was the size of a rather small kinkajou
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2017 09:29 AM (9q7Dl)
http://tinyurl.com/y94oyecf
Harvey Weinstein in 2015 "contributed" to a fund-raiser for amfAR, an AIDS charity. If by "contributed" you mean "skimmed off a lot of cash for his own use".
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 23, 2017 09:29 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: JAS at September 23, 2017 09:29 AM (UnDQI)
See, all these Navy types giving us some insight into the quirky and arcane world of the fighting sailing man. It's a lot for a former rear echelon fixed medical facility Army guy to take in. Thanks all!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2017 09:30 AM (wPiJc)
Little VIA's name and date are inscribed in the bell of one of the Spru-cans.
As well as his honorary crew member certificate hanging on his bedroom wall from his time as an infant to his leaving for Boot Camp.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 09:30 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 23, 2017 09:30 AM (6FqZa)
True. Chiefs have to wet-nurse a lot of Junior Officers.
My Dad went LDO after a rate-grabbing career as a Senior Chief. He said being an Ensign was a very long two years.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 09:30 AM (hyuyC)
*****
Zinger!!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2017 09:31 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 23, 2017 09:32 AM (LuKE7)
That the Democrats see every leader, the world over, as the head of a personality/identity cult. That Obama and Hillary were both quite creepily so. This was covered as something cute not eerie and/or evil. But with Trump it was portrayed as frightening. Hitler born again.
Now if Luther Strange loses the primary runoff that idea, of Trump as the leader of a personality cult, is refuted. Refuted in the only way these things can be, by actions not words.
What this leaves his opposition is the unsettling reality that there is a very large group of people out there who do not worship Trump as Trump but are devoted to the policies/ideas he espoused. That destroying Trump will not destroy his supporters since he is but an instrument they are using and if it breaks they will pickup another. One which may be blunter and more destructive but will work toward their goal.
Posted by: geoffb at September 23, 2017 09:32 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: JAS at September 23, 2017 09:29 AM (UnDQI)
That's been denied by him and the team.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 23, 2017 09:33 AM (LuKE7)
Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2017 09:33 AM (PxqU/)
https://youtu.be/V3l4GZmh98k
(extra points for cuteness)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2017 09:35 AM (Gv+zt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 23, 2017 09:35 AM (KP5rU)
Truth, no Zinger.
It's part of the service maturation process, and it applies to the Coast Guard, Army and Marine Corps as well. Not sure if the Air Force is that way, because there piloting skill is so important.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 09:35 AM (hyuyC)
Mine is a 'low number' as well. I looked into the army investigation in the 1920s. Turns out only a few ever blew up, even with the older heat treatment of the receivers, and that was from using the wrong ammo. But that 'low number means disaster' is still trotted out as a given, like gravity, by people who can't be bothered to read and just parrot the same ignorant crap.
I worked up mild cast bullet and round ball loads just for the fun. I have other 30-06 rifles for full power loads.
Posted by: JTB at September 23, 2017 09:36 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 09:37 AM (eXZrW)
Instead I moved too much dirt/muck with my tractor loader and now it leaks power steering fluid. Bulldozers are really good when needed ... I still might buy a used one some day, but more in the $2.2K range, not 1.1M. Or maybe a used backhoe.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2017 09:37 AM (yKAUL)
Trump has withdrawn the invitation to the Warriors NBA team because of Stephen Curry's refusal to go.
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2017 09:25 AM (Enq6K)
The whole team or just Curry? His tweet was a little ambiguous. I would think just Curry. But then the whole team won't go because...unity!
Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2017 09:38 AM (OAlmw)
"The NFL and our players are at our best when we help create a sense of unity in our country and our culture. There is no better example than the amazing response from our clubs and players to the terrible natural disasters we've experienced over the last month. Divisive comments like these demonstrate an unfortunate lack of respect for the NFL, our great game and all of our players, and a failure to understand the overwhelming force for good our clubs and players represent in our communities."
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2017 09:38 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: JAS at September 23, 2017 09:29 AM (UnDQI)
That's been denied by him and the team.
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 23, 2017 09:33 AM (LuKE7)
What was awesome about people in the past-
is that if they didn't like their country, they more or less just packed up and left for somewhere more to their liking.
Now, it appears we're stuck with people who hate their country but just want to crap in the punch bowl and whine,
instead of, you know, finding a country where they're happier with the history/gov't/whatever.
This is especially true for football players who are rich and privileged beyond belief.
Take your $100M and be the King of Borneo or wherever, brah.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 23, 2017 09:39 AM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2017 09:24 AM (Sfs6o)
Yup.....the Army zealously removed the low numbers due to safety concerns back in the day, removing them from service when they came in to the armorer for any kind of service while the Marines, being cheap and under budgeted as usual, saved everything and kept them in use. I think the Marine rifles have a hole drilled for pressure relief in case of case failure but not all do.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2017 09:39 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: KWDreaming at September 23, 2017 09:39 AM (S6xeB)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 23, 2017 09:40 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 23, 2017 09:40 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 23, 2017 09:40 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: WisRich at September 23, 2017 09:38 AM (OAlmw)
I believe the whole team...but I could be wrong.
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2017 09:41 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2017 09:30 AM
So, a FASH, as opposed to a MASH?
The secret of your always positive sartorial splendor is revealed. You're a FASHion!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2017 09:41 AM (qbSgx)
Keep going the ESPN route... run an experiment to see if running off conservative viewers works commercially.
Dissing PDT is a great start.
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 09:41 AM (eXZrW)
Posted by: Barack Obama is a bad, bad man at September 23, 2017 09:41 AM (ylUqT)
His conduct in the Navy was the worst
He claimed he tripped and fell dick first
In labor out came the head
Just as a cob posted a new thread
The baby came out and yelled "first!"
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2017 09:42 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2017 09:42 AM (Sfs6o)
Vanderbilt is no threat to Alabama.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2017 09:42 AM (LTHVh)
You know who else was an overwhelming force for good?
Some examples..
Improved national health care
Promoted a culture of non-smoking
Developed a national glider pilot club
Started a youth focused training program
Loved Dogs
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 09:42 AM (EyPfd)
That the Democrats see every leader, the world over, as the head of a personality/identity cult. That Obama and Hillary were both quite creepily so. This was covered as something cute not eerie and/or evil. But with Trump it was portrayed as frightening. Hitler born again.
Posted by: geoffb at September 23, 2017 09:32 AM (zOpu5)
Projection. The Left just can't help themselves.
Posted by: rickl at September 23, 2017 09:43 AM (sdi6R)
hanging on his bedroom wall from his time as an infant to his leaving
for Boot Camp.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 09:30 AM
I trust you had the traditional exchange of 'bona fides' and "Please keep an eye on my boy" chat with the Senior Chiefs at Great Lakes prior to his going aboard?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2017 09:45 AM (qbSgx)
However, if we ever choose up teams for "Who you want with you in a knife fight?", I'd pick Trump first.
Few people could stand up to all the abuse and just keep on rolling. Really.
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 09:46 AM (eXZrW)
http://tinyurl.com/y7odfdng
Posted by: geoffb at September 23, 2017 09:46 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 23, 2017 09:47 AM (LuKE7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2017 09:47 AM (gC2IV)
Sent to the local urologist for premature ejaculation evaluation. "Son you have a serious medical issue right there."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 08:56 AM
Recommended for immediate transfer to the Air Force for fighter pilot assignment.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2017 09:48 AM (qbSgx)
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2017 09:42 AM (Sfs6o)
Cool Weasel! Thanks for the info.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2017 09:48 AM (5VlCp)
"The NFL and our players are at our best when we help create a sense of unity in our country and our culture. There is no better example than the amazing response from our clubs and players to the terrible natural disasters we've experienced over the last month. Divisive comments like these demonstrate an unfortunate lack of respect for the NFL, our great game and all of our players, and a failure to understand the overwhelming force for good our clubs and players represent in our communities."
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2017 09:38 AM (Enq6K)
Oh fck Goddell six ways to Sunday with a rusty chainsaw sideways. Miserable leftist POS. The whole NFL needs to die yesterday.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 23, 2017 09:48 AM (auHtY)
Posted by: lin-duh falling at September 23, 2017 09:50 AM (kufk0)
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2017 09:50 AM (Sfs6o)
Actually...no.
Long before he shipped, Little VIA was strongly of the mind that he wished to fail or succeed purely on his own merits.
And as tough as that may be for me, I have respected those desires.
The boy is growing into a man.
A good man.
And I'm very proud of him.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 09:51 AM (EyPfd)
his mind and has a yard sign for the lib candidate for governor in his
yard. Naturally, I have been giving him shit about it but yesterday
upped the ante. I found clip on man buns for sale on Amazon ($8.99) and
sent him one.
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2017 09:50 AM
Amazon also has Fur Oil.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2017 09:52 AM (qbSgx)
Posted by: Jack Sock at September 23, 2017 09:52 AM (LuKE7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 09:53 AM (hyuyC)
personality/identity cult. That Obama and Hillary were both quite
creepily so. This was covered as something cute not eerie and/or evil.
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Gohmert came out for Moore as well. Disagree with him a lot, but I respect his opinion. You can respect an opinion without turning into a Hollywood fanboi -- which (D)s just can't comprehend. I carefully consider Gohmert, Cruz, Paul, Lee, and a few others and I do not always agree, but their opinions have value and weight. Gorka and Carson and the 'Stache are others to heed, even if ultimately you do not agree. Internationally, Szydlo and Orban are reasonable and articulate. Meh on the rest.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 23, 2017 09:53 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: JTB at September 23, 2017 09:54 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2017 09:54 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: goon at September 23, 2017 09:54 AM (EaQ6/)
supposed to blow up each time I shoot it but for some reason she refuses
to cooperate."
Mine is a 'low number' as well. I looked into the army investigation
in the 1920s. Turns out only a few ever blew up, even with the older
heat treatment of the receivers, and that was from using the wrong ammo.
But that 'low number means disaster' is still trotted out as a given,
like gravity, by people who can't be bothered to read and just parrot
the same ignorant crap.
I worked up mild cast bullet and round ball loads just for the fun. I have other 30-06 rifles for full power loads.
Posted by: JTB at September 23, 2017 09:36 AM (V+03K)
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I had a low number O-3 that I was warned about. Put many rounds through it. Beautiful receiver
Posted by: Javems at September 23, 2017 09:55 AM (yOqwj)
something cute not eerie and/or evil. But with Trump it was portrayed as
frightening. Hitler born again." geoffb
right, the smear of the Trump supporter (not just Trump) showed a really nasty side of the leftists, though it always existed. But with Trump succeeding, they went full bore with "all white people are Nazi/KKK unless they denounce everything about Trump". Of course in reality the patriots voting Trump want to stop the DC/NY mafia that is the end of liberty.
Now we have Kimmel coordinating talking points with Schemer, and he goes right to the "personal destruction" that the left always engages in. He calls Cassidy a liar "Lied to my Face".
But Kimmel was lying, and these babies have always gotten the care even under Medicaid and other programs. Kimmel also did not reveal he was being a puppet for Schemer, coordinating the messaging for months.
http://nypost.com/2017/09/22/jimmy-kimmels-medical-malpractice/
In a sense letting Obamacare fail may be politically smart. The latest fix doesn't fix much, but block granting power back to the states is pretty huge, as I see it. The DC Mob really doesn't want that.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2017 09:55 AM (yKAUL)
http://tinyurl.com/y7odfdng
Posted by: geoffb at September 23, 2017 09:46 AM (zOpu5)
Please tell me that's not a real cover.
D-Lamp is looking more prescient every day.
Posted by: rickl at September 23, 2017 09:55 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2017 09:50 AM (Sfs6o)
Rotfl!
Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2017 09:55 AM (GiOiK)
Posted by: Weasel at September 23 , 2017 09:42 AM (Sfs6o)
Cool Weasel! Thanks for the info.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2017 09:48 AM (5VlCp)
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Absolutely! The wait time for an authorization # needed to send in a gun is about 8 months, so plan ahead.
Where are you located, HBG? Anywhere near the mid-Atlantic?
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2017 09:56 AM (Sfs6o)
fake news far alt-left msnbc is televising the very idiotic and very alt-left "global citizen" event today
it will be as ugly as we all expect
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 23, 2017 09:57 AM (IW5NJ)
Global Citizen = SUPER Nationalists
That's what these Far Alt-Left people are. Super Nationalists.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 23, 2017 09:58 AM (IW5NJ)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2017 09:59 AM (yKAUL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2017 09:59 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Sidney Harman at September 23, 2017 09:59 AM (LTHVh)
That's what these Far Alt-Left people are. Super Nationalists.
Supra maybe?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2017 10:00 AM (LTHVh)
Posted by: JTB at September 23, 2017 09:54 AM (V+03K)
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You bet, JTB! I was pleasantly surprised at how accommodating they were regarding a custom (or clearly non-standard) clambering specs which were probably waaaaay on the low side of SAAMI.
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2017 10:00 AM (Sfs6o)
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Yes they do. Maintains the $$$ DC allows to the States and, where does that money come from? The States. $$$ must be cleaned and cleared through DC and the States must go hat in hand on their knees to the grand pooh-bahs to be awarded their crumbs.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 23, 2017 10:00 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2017 09:56 AM (Sfs6o)
Yes Sir......south of the Mason Dixon line and east of the Missisip.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2017 10:01 AM (5VlCp)
I damn near destroyed a nation.
On $400,000.00 a year
Posted by: Former President Barky Mc'Dogeater at September 23, 2017 10:01 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 23, 2017 10:01 AM (IW5NJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 23, 2017 10:02 AM (IW5NJ)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2017 09:59 AM (yKAUL)
I think her new show debuts this week.....first guests are Robert Redford and Jane Fonda....srsly.
Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2017 10:03 AM (GiOiK)
Posted by: goon at September 23, 2017 10:03 AM (EaQ6/)
G-C would need BITH Collins & Murkowski now to get to 50, & Collins said that she's "leaning against," so I don't see this as viable any longer.
Neither is Big Luther Strange viable any longer, imo, but damn! Trump just dead not care!
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 10:03 AM (eXZrW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2017 10:03 AM (LTHVh)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 10:04 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2017 10:04 AM (LTHVh)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 09:53 AM
??? I thought this was well-known.
One of the greatest officers the Air Force has produced, Col. John Boyd, was nicknamed "Forty Second" Boyd, for his ability to reverse position on someone on his six within forty seconds, as a result of his development and application of the OODA loop concept. (If any in The Horde are unfamiliar with Col. Boyd, I highly recommend a DuckDuckGo session for familiarization with both him and OODA.)
Air Force fighter pilots are reknown for two characteristics:
One, an out-sized ego.
Two, the "forty second" moniker. Not, unfortunately, for the reason Col. Boyd held it.
Women with experience of Air Force fighter pilots I have known have confirmed both.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2017 10:04 AM (qbSgx)
Posted by: Former President Barky Mc'Dogeater at September 23, 2017 10:05 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 10:06 AM (eXZrW)
Meganationalism. Stuff the EU can only dream of.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 23, 2017 10:07 AM (IW5NJ)
Two, the "forty second" moniker. Not, unfortunately, for the reason Col. Boyd held it.
Supratiny penii
*Suggested edit*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 10:07 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 23, 2017 10:08 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: goon at September 23, 2017 10:09 AM (EaQ6/)
Posted by: iJeb! at September 23, 2017 10:09 AM (EyPfd)
Oh, and Jimmy? Where ever you are out there, fuck you too!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2017 10:09 AM (gC2IV)
Thank you. I did not know. Wonder how Robin Olds fits that paradigm.
Naval aviators general have the big ego, but not the other issue, at least according to my small sample size of naval aviator widows.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 10:10 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2017 09:56 AM (Sfs6o)
Yes Sir......south of the Mason Dixon line and east of the Missisip.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2017 10:01 AM (5VlCp)
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Well let me know if you're ever close enough to Northern VA to get together and do some shooting. JTB and I have been meaning to get together for a while, too.
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2017 10:10 AM (Sfs6o)
Apparently it's the weekend for bumbling into World War III in the Syrian / Nusra held territories:
http://tinyurl.com/yacsvcms
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 23, 2017 10:10 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: goon at September 23, 2017 10:10 AM (EaQ6/)
A good man.
And I'm very proud of him.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 09:51 AM
You have reason. Perhaps in time the Navy will have another fine August Chief Petty Officer.
(from http://goatlocker.org/resources/nav/trivia.htm)
August Chief Petty Officer The term august (o
gust') means inspiring reverence or admiration; of supreme
dignity or grandeur; majestic. The term August Chief Petty
Officer is a description of any CPO; inspiring reverence or
admiration; representative of supreme dignity or grandeur;
majestic.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2017 10:11 AM (qbSgx)
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Summa bitch talking sense again. We won't stand for it!
- The Donk/Media/Celery-ty Alliance.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 23, 2017 10:11 AM (Nwg0u)
It sounds like a joke - So, this guy walks into a midget gay bar....
Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2017 10:12 AM (ABjxW)
Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2017 10:03 AM (GiOiK)
Just saw an ad for it....on Fox News.
Oh it was such a folksy ad too....MeAgain mingling with all sorts of people, at a ballgame, on the street. Just a regular ol' girl next door.
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2017 10:13 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Tyrion Lannister at September 23, 2017 10:13 AM (EyPfd)
He must have sold his soul to the devil.
Posted by: Gem at September 23, 2017 10:14 AM (uaHyk)
I bet that they will NEVER forgive that.
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 10:14 AM (eXZrW)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2017 10:16 AM (ywNoU)
admiration; representative of supreme dignity or grandeur;
majestic."
The Chiefs get shirts...
And license plate frames
Don't get me started.
I'm too damn old school to change.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 10:16 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 10:16 AM (eXZrW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 10:17 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 10:10 AM
Well, yah, but they are Naval Avaitors, not mere pilots.
And the fact we've all agreed to humor the brown shoes. ;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2017 10:18 AM (qbSgx)
I always liked the notion of a Navy disciplinary action being referred to as Captain's Mast. In my mind it always conjured up images of yardarms and walking the plank. Or at least someone getting keelhauled.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2017 09:14 AM (wPiJc)
You're really scraping the bottom with your puns today.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 23, 2017 10:18 AM (EgwCt)
Have a serene day, and let us pray for the poor hungover survivors of the GNAMM.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 10:19 AM (hyuyC)
does that money come from? The States. $$$ must be cleaned and cleared
through DC and the States must go hat in hand on their knees to the
grand pooh-bahs to be awarded their crumbs. Posted by: mustbequantum
yeah there is still too much flowing through DC, and they will add SOME strings. But at this point giving states control is the better option, at least in theory.
I don't know how the block grants are apportioned, so maybe they do have to keep going back to beg. From hearing Scott Walker it sounded like this would be good for more responsible states, but less good for CA or IL that will lean toward full socialized medicine. devil in the details
In the end, care has to be limited (2nd tier, or 3rd) for those that get free stuff, and that should be limited to citizens or maybe otherwise legal entries.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2017 10:19 AM (yKAUL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 23, 2017 10:19 AM (Nwg0u)
I give your new show 6 weeks tops, "Clara"!
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 10:19 AM (eXZrW)
SMOD got lost.
And won't ask for directions.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 10:17 AM (EyPfd)
You'd think SMOD would have on-board GPS. Or at least one of those Garmin deals.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2017 10:20 AM (ywNoU)
Posted by: Weasel at September 23, 2017 10:10 AM (Sfs6o)
Will Do! Thanks and stay safe up there.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 23, 2017 10:20 AM (5VlCp)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 23, 2017 10:20 AM (F0ZHr)
Suprapenissipper
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Sarsaparilla
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 23, 2017 10:19 AM (Nwg0u)
Rufus Xavier Sarsparilla?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2017 10:21 AM (ywNoU)
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 10:21 AM (eXZrW)
I give your new show 6 weeks tops, "Clara"!
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 10:19 AM (eXZrW)
From what I hear/read, her new staff is hoping for less than that. She's quite the prima donna.
Posted by: Tami at September 23, 2017 10:22 AM (Enq6K)
http://tinyurl.com/y7odfdng
Posted by: geoffb at September 23, 2017 09:46 AM (zOpu5)
Please tell me that's not a real cover.
D-Lamp is looking more prescient every day.
Posted by: rickl
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I want to laugh, because they haven't learned from Hillary that name calling is a losing strategy. And they are the magazine equivalent of Keith Olbermann.
I'm still creeped out by the ~100% of news/entertainment being on board with this attitude.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 23, 2017 10:22 AM (/qEW2)
Agree. The brown shoes earn their flight pay. Not too many have an ego / ability mismatch. And they have high ability.
Neptunus Lex had some great stories of those that did not have sound ability, like the stories of Mugger.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2017 10:23 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2017 10:23 AM (yKAUL)
Now there was a man with the gift of word.
Damn, I loved his writings.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 10:24 AM (EyPfd)
It will be fascinating to see if PDT moved the needle any.
What if they like YOU but not your homely buddy Big Luther?
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 10:24 AM (eXZrW)
I'm not sure how well GPS works outboard of the satellites' orbits.
Given port call results to date, SMOD is probably relying on dead reckoning, as it graduated from Canoe U. during the period they were no longer teaching celestial navigation.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2017 10:25 AM (qbSgx)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 23, 2017 10:26 AM (IW5NJ)
Posted by: Pauline Kael at September 23, 2017 10:28 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 10:29 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 23, 2017 10:30 AM (sf2BM)
is a losing strategy. And they are the magazine equivalent of Keith
Olbermann.
I'm still creeped out by the ~100% of news/entertainment being on board with this attitude."
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
it worked for Trump, but he was better at it, and he was the outsider pointing out the duplicity of the smear campaigns of the left.
And his "name calling" was based in substance, not projection. Negative ads work, but Crooked Hillary was just throwing hate at half the country -- "deplorable, irredeemable", cuz we are not thrilled with the Clinton Crime Syndicate and their merry band of deep state thugs.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2017 10:30 AM (yKAUL)
Posted by: the guy across the street at September 23, 2017 10:30 AM (sf2BM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 10:29 AM (EyPfd)
Speaking of... anyone seen Radish of Heather lately? Or did the german muslins get her?
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 23, 2017 10:31 AM (EgwCt)
I'm still creeped out by the ~100% of news/entertainment being on board with this attitude.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 23, 2017 10:22 AM (/qEW2)
I forget who said it, but if Hillary had won, those very same people would all be saying, "The election is over. Now it's time to put aside our differences and join together."
Which would be an unspoken threat to dissenters.
Posted by: rickl at September 23, 2017 10:32 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 23, 2017 10:32 AM (Nwg0u)
Unfortunately, chicks turn into chickens and they imprint when young, so I was stuck with a devoted flock outside my door.
I am glad I didn't try it on goslings.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2017 10:32 AM (Gv+zt)
I wish I could un-read your first item about the guy whose anus got penetrated by a steel rod.
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 10:33 AM (eXZrW)
Bewbies?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 10:29 AM (EyPfd)
Sweet Mammaries of Death?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2017 10:35 AM (ywNoU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 23, 2017 10:36 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at September 23, 2017 10:37 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: NCKate at September 23, 2017 10:38 AM (cGGgb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2017 10:39 AM (sjlXj)
In truth..it happens.
They simply follow their Air Force career path.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 10:39 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: NCKate at September 23, 2017 10:38 AM (cGGgb)
We call that "Retiring"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2017 10:39 AM (sjlXj)
Out Fucking Standing!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2017 10:39 AM (sjlXj)
Going to the White House is considered a great honor for a championship team. Stephen Curry is hesitating, therefore invitation is withdrawn!
- Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 23, 2017
Hahaha. Once in a lifetime opportunity. Ungrateful shits.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 23, 2017 10:42 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2017 10:43 AM (na0uG)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2017 09:59 AM (yKAUL)
I think her new show debuts this week.....first guests are Robert Redford and Jane Fonda....srsly.
Posted by: BignJames at September 23, 2017 10:03 AM (GiOiK)
Just the other day she was dancing on Ellen's show. Of course, Ellen told her she'd NEVER have PDT on her show because he's "dangerous" for the US. The Beast would have been awesome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 23, 2017 10:43 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: lin-duh falling at September 23, 2017 10:44 AM (kufk0)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/276251/
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2017 10:45 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: lin-duh falling at September 23, 2017 10:45 AM (kufk0)
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2017 10:45 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2017 10:46 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: rickl at September 23, 2017 10:46 AM (sdi6R)
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They all get together and chant, "Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 23, 2017 10:47 AM (Nwg0u)
But they will never forgive her for her FOX affiliation, I'm betting.
One and done.
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 10:47 AM (eXZrW)
Posted by: lin-duh falling at September 23, 2017 10:45 AM (kufk0)
Nobody important
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2017 10:47 AM (sjlXj)
The MVA (State level agency) has has had a vehicle emissions program for years.
Every two years, you drive up to a VEIP center, hand them $14.00, and they spend two minutes downloading data from your vehicle diagnostics port.
A money generating job banker both the State, and the VEIP employees..
Similar to how Delaware has eliminated most toll booth operators, and have gone with RFID toll paying, yet Maryland resists going this way, to ensure continuing longevity of the Job Bank.
But, they implemented a new DIY kiosk where you can do your own emissions testing, and the cost drops from $14.00 to $10.00
Tried it, and it's pretty painless.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 10:48 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 23, 2017 10:48 AM (bc2Lc)
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 10:48 AM (eXZrW)
http://tinyurl.com/yc89rn4s
The writer had the balls to mention how in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, Moochelle sent out fundraising e-mails, and how she showed up at a food bank wearing $450+ shoes.
Hilariously, right next to this opinion piece, was one by Dana Milbank, saying PDT is literally "killing" him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 23, 2017 10:49 AM (PY9jH)
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And numerous other things. He was the voice of Nigel Thornberry on one of my daughters' favorite shows, The Wild Thornberries.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Doppelganger To the Stars! at September 23, 2017 10:49 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Israel at September 23, 2017 10:50 AM (sjlXj)
I could never imagine Jeb as being President. He would have been a McCain/Romney shaped piece of forgotten roadkill that her royal highness squished on the stairs going up to her coronation.
But with Trump she proved unable to climb the stairs and was tossed face down in the backseat because there wasn't a trunk available in the SUV.
Posted by: geoffb at September 23, 2017 10:51 AM (zOpu5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2017 10:51 AM (sjlXj)
Posted by: NCKate at September 23, 2017 10:38 AM
1. Their ego becomes significantly bigger. This may or may not be permanent.
2. Their 'hang times' drop precipitously. This is generally permanent.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2017 10:52 AM (qbSgx)
Posted by: lin-duh falling at September 23, 2017 10:45 AM (kufk0)
An inspiration to millions of young black males. Who will waste their youth, ignore school and books, trying to emulate his success with a basketball, when it's one in a million odds against them.
Now he will further inspire them to be angry black men.
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 23, 2017 10:52 AM (EgwCt)
Posted by: NCKate at September 23, 2017 10:53 AM (cGGgb)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 23, 2017 10:48 AM
FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2017 10:53 AM (qbSgx)
Saying your opponent is bad is one thing. Saying all your opponents supporters are bad is another.
Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2017 10:54 AM (PxqU/)
That old scamp Ben says write it so any idiot could understand. I says Ben, it ain't rocket surgery. I think three articles should do it. Boy, was I fucking wrong!
And what the fuck is a penumbra?
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at September 23, 2017 10:55 AM (gC2IV)
Hey Dick Head
1) Your players are a bunch of ignorant overpayed slobs
2) You dare use the word "Respect" when talking about a bunch of assholes kneeling for the Flag? Fuck You.
3) And fuck the horse you rode in on
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2017 10:56 AM (sjlXj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2017 10:56 AM (sjlXj)
Hey, leave me out of this!
Posted by: The Horse at September 23, 2017 10:58 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at September 23, 2017 10:55 AM (gC2IV)
*****
Tom, I do think you might be getting senile in your dotage. You wrote the Declaration of Independence, not the Constitution.
P.S. Make sure to take your LifeAlert™ with you if you go out today.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 23, 2017 10:58 AM (wPiJc)
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2017 10:59 AM (rmVvL)
That said, he was a great man in any event.
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 10:59 AM (eXZrW)
Trump stomped on the United Nations of Dick-tators. I declare that a success.
Democrats still own Obamacare, and Republicans are their lackeys. We didn't know this already?
Trump has sided with America instead of NFL protestors, and the Left, which has HATED pro football for decades, now has to love it. Meanwhile, Goodell has gone black and he ain't coming back. That will not end well for him, but will for America.
Anyone who thought all of the above would go differently now knows better and knowledge is power.
Patience grasshoppers, good things are just around the corner.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 23, 2017 10:59 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2017 10:59 AM (rmVvL)
And the Left nominated The FAB. How'd that work out?
Let them keep digging
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2017 11:00 AM (sjlXj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2017 10:56 AM (sjlXj)
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Hey, leave me out of this!
Posted by: The Horse at September 23, 2017 10:58 AM
Myself as well, please.
Posted by: The Morrocan Donkey at September 23, 2017 11:00 AM (qbSgx)
Do you have proof of this? All I saw from the DNA evidence is that Jefferson's relatives had snuck off to the servants' quarters. Not Jefferson himself
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 23, 2017 11:00 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2017 11:00 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: NCKate at September 23, 2017 11:01 AM (cGGgb)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 23, 2017 11:02 AM (6FqZa)
After Gage's head was penetrated by an iron rod, his personality changed.
The Anal Brigades will have an urgent need for equivalency in this area.
Or "some" area near and dear to them.
Anyway, they'll be demanding a [fabulous personality change.
FWIW, I will always object to this use of "electrocution."
If you aren't dead, you weren't electrocuted.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 23, 2017 11:02 AM (H5rtT)
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Except they don't love it and won't go to the games or watch it on TV except for the SuperBowl and even then it's more about whatever party they are at, and the halftime show, not the game.
Those empty stadiums in CA during NFL games are so cool...
Posted by: Boots at September 23, 2017 11:02 AM (EBwPV)
Like that team of 8 year olds whose coach suggested that they not stand for the anthem?
They're being encouraged to be bitter little dindus in training, complete with chip on shoulder. Yeah, that will really encourage the black community to improve itself.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 23, 2017 11:02 AM (/qEW2)
No, I don't have proof. The Monticello special pleaders have always made the point you raise.
I suggest that the circumstantial evidence is overwhelming, including contemporaneous accounts.
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 11:03 AM (eXZrW)
And now he's making big bucks getting behind a podium blathering about his own self's awesomeness.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 23, 2017 11:03 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 23, 2017 11:05 AM (JyFLk)
Going through life with a chip on your shoulder, a sense of entitlement and a worldview which judges all by the color of their skin is usually a sub-optimal plan for success.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 11:05 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at September 23, 2017 11:05 AM (gC2IV)
Not it's not.
Posted by: Grump928(C) can likewise assert shit at September 23, 2017 11:06 AM (LTHVh)
Conversely, just because you are dead, does not mean you were electrocuted.
:Shit some idiot says.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 11:07 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 23, 2017 11:07 AM (oVJmc)
Gah, I am such a wuss when it comes to things like this.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 23, 2017 11:07 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2017 11:07 AM (rmVvL)
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'Absolutely' is a rather strong word in the absence of objective proof.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2017 11:07 AM (leCj4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2017 10:56 AM (sjlXj)
Hey, leave me out of this!
Posted by: The Horse
Mendozaaaaaaa!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2017 11:07 AM (na0uG)
sense of entitlement and a worldview which judges all by the color of
their skin is usually a sub-optimal plan for success.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 11:05 AM (EyPfd)
Hey, it got Michelle Obama into a house built by slaves.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 23, 2017 11:08 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2017 11:09 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2017 11:09 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 23, 2017 11:09 AM (H5rtT)
Finally. Though I doubt we will ever see 'Bucket O'Bullet' prices for them again.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2017 11:10 AM (LTHVh)
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2017 11:10 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Sally Hemmings-Motornews at September 23, 2017 11:11 AM (bc2Lc)
The link fell off your post.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 11:11 AM (EyPfd)
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Yeah, I hate that too. It's a mistake, I'm afraid, to form any kind of bond with contractors.
The guy that's been mowing my front lawn for years is a very nice guy, and has done me favors over the years, but his work has become sloppy and unreliable. Can't bring myself to replace him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2017 11:11 AM (leCj4)
It's time to turn off the NFL and stand up for America.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 23, 2017 11:11 AM (3myMJ)
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2017 11:10 AM (rmVvL)
True. She looks like she'd happily cut a bitch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 23, 2017 11:11 AM (PY9jH)
I picked up ten boxes of Federal Automatch (325) for $14.48 a box.
More than four...less than five.
No limit.
Local Wally World.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 11:12 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 23, 2017 11:13 AM (LTHVh)
Like that team of 8 year olds whose coach suggested that they not stand for the anthem?
They're being encouraged to be bitter little dindus in training, complete with chip on shoulder. Yeah, that will really encourage the black community to improve itself.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 23, 2017 11:02 AM (/qEW2)
AND, This is breaking almosst 100% along racial lines...Thanks Fredo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 23, 2017 11:13 AM (sjlXj)
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"Except they don't love it..."
Posted by: Boots at September 23, 2017 11:02 AM (EBwPV)
Right, which is why it's all win on this one.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 23, 2017 11:14 AM (3myMJ)
is a very nice guy, and has done me favors over the years, but his work
has become sloppy and unreliable. Can't bring myself to replace him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2017 11:11 AM (leCj4)
Yeah, it also doesn't help that the guy is a yuge Trump supporter (came right out and said so, and in this neighborhood full of northeastern transplants, that's a ballsy thing to do). The last guy we had turned out to be a redneck lib with an Obama sticker on his truck (those do exist) and had a crew of Mexicans who I'd be willing to bet were here illegally. He's still doing the neighbor's yard, but we just couldn't deal with supporting illegals in any way.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 23, 2017 11:15 AM (PY9jH)
bth
No, I don't have proof. The Monticello special pleaders have always made the point you raise.
I suggest that the circumstantial evidence is overwhelming, including contemporaneous accounts.
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 11:03 AM (eXZrW)
All of the so-called contemptuous accounts were made by his political enemies during an election. That was just about as credible as the Scankles' BS Russia lies. As for the DNA evidence it was not conclusive. And on top of that at the time he was accused of having sex with the Hemmings woman he was in France having an affair with some elderly French count's wife. So it is highly unlikely that he was carrying on with his slave at the same time.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 23, 2017 11:15 AM (mpXpK)
Wikipedia:
"There is a clear consensus among most historians that Jefferson fathered Sally Hemming's children, based in part on DNA analysis."
I'm done. This is not a special interest of mine.
People will always believe what they wish to believe anyway.
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 11:16 AM (eXZrW)
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2017 11:16 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at September 23, 2017 11:17 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 23, 2017 11:17 AM (PY9jH)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ynrkje
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Attack of the grunge hobbit brigade.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 23, 2017 11:17 AM (/qEW2)
Jefferson made a plaster cast of his schwanz and had that bronzed. That must have been how he did it.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 23, 2017 11:18 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Michael Mann at September 23, 2017 11:18 AM (6FqZa)
I am sure the Prison Guard Local #8 appreciates the NFL and its players.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2017 11:18 AM (XLqh6)
"There is a clear consensus among most historians that Jefferson
fathered Sally Hemming's children, based in part on DNA analysis."
I'm done. This is not a special interest of mine.
People will always believe what they wish to believe anyway.
Posted by: mnw at September 23, 2017 11:16 AM (eXZrW)
Wiki on political issues is just about as accurate as Scankles as well.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 23, 2017 11:18 AM (mpXpK)
Thank you for the link.
Yeh, sub .05 per round has not been seen in a long time.
Let the good times roll......
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 11:19 AM (EyPfd)
Wikipedia:
"There is a clear consensus ..."
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Okay, the science is settled. Wikipedia editors have decided.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2017 11:19 AM (leCj4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 11:20 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 23, 2017 11:20 AM (mpXpK)
fathered Sally Hemming's children, based in part on DNA analysis."
Because Jefferson had no known, male relatives. Ever.
Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2017 11:20 AM (XLqh6)
Posted by: NCKate at September 23, 2017 11:20 AM (cGGgb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 11:21 AM (EyPfd)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ynrkje
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
OMG. I'm dying here. The comments are hilarious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 23, 2017 11:21 AM (PY9jH)
Most historians will now discuss future treatment of that horse.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 23, 2017 11:21 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2017 11:21 AM (rmVvL)
Ah...he grabbed the Starter Set?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 23, 2017 11:21 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2017 11:23 AM (rmVvL)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2017 09:59 AM (yKAUL)
How clean he is has come as a bit of a surprise actually. Also how much of his persona as brash and a big partier, etc., are just stage management. I guess you don't get far in the New York development world if you get the reputation of being a teddy bear. Over all it looks like a lot of his success is due to working like a madman for decades (and not giving up when he faced reversals).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 23, 2017 11:24 AM (rp9xB)
Why does that Hobbit have a compound bow??
Posted by: steevy at September 23, 2017 11:23 AM (rmVvL)
My favorite comment: "The Village People have really gone downhill."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 23, 2017 11:24 AM (PY9jH)
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at September 23, 2017 11:24 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 23, 2017 11:25 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 23, 2017 11:26 AM (leCj4)
Posted by: NCKate at September 23, 2017 11:26 AM (cGGgb)
My dad knew an AF pilot stationed in Germany who was the opposite. Quiet, Christian family man who happened to get the best scores in the international competitions. Instead of questioning their assumption of what a pilot *had* to be like they decided he didn't have "pilot spirit" and booted him (well, whatever it's called when they don't renew the contract or whatever) causing the base to preform much worse after that time.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 23, 2017 11:34 AM (rp9xB)
has become sloppy and unreliable. Can't bring myself to replace him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I did a different kind of service for years, business not residential, was pretty cheap but fast.
Maybe you could mention a couple points to him, while starting with a compliment maybe, on how well he used to do it, maybe even recognize "hard to keep up when others hire illegals" (or something)
He'd probably appreciate that you are even paying attention, and do the little extras. Or if he hasn't raised his price for years, might be getting his "pay raise" by going faster. (I used to do that actually)
anyway ... direct friendly talk might make you both feel better about the arrangement. Sadly, the way to "get things done" is often to be the biggest asshole (squeaky wheel), but a lot of us don't want to live like that.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2017 11:34 AM (yKAUL)
The LULZ.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ynrkje
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
OMG. I'm dying here. The comments are hilarious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 23, 2017 11:21 AM (PY9jH)
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As are the pics. Look if you dare (SFW mostly)
http://tinyurl.com/y8u5awus
Posted by: Javems at September 23, 2017 11:35 AM (yOqwj)
Posted by: NCKate
the Walmart here has been out of 22 ammo for years ... they say they get it but it goes right out. But I haven't even checked lately.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 23, 2017 11:40 AM (yKAUL)
Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 23, 2017 10:31 AM (EgwCt)
She's been on Twitter consistently. Went on a "Midnight Sun" cruise, drank beer and watched the sun not set somewhere very far north.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 23, 2017 11:43 AM (rp9xB)
http://tinyurl.com/y8u5awus
Safe, if you work at a rendering plant! My eyes...
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