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Prosecutors: Anthony Weiner Should Spend Two Years in Prison

That'll keep him from masturbating, I figure.

From the New York Post: Weiner knew damn well she was a minor.

Legal papers filed ahead of Weiner’s sentencing next week say the serial sexter took part in three video chat sessions via Skype during which the girl "made clear that she was not just a minor -- she was, in fact, only ​​15 years old."

"That did not stop Weiner," the feds wrote.

And Rachel Maddow created a conspiracy theory claiming that all of this crap -- the initial disclosure of the sexts, back in 2011 -- was a forgery by right-wingers. And, by the way, her conspiracy theory resulted in many innocent people, including myself, getting targeted by harassers, stalkers, and death-threat anonymous emailers.

She's never paid a price for that -- she's never even been asked about it by any of her media buddies who claim to be so opposed to conspiracy theories and the downstream damage they may cause.


Posted by: Ace at 03:25 PM




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1 PYITA Federal Prison, please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2017 03:26 PM (hyuyC)

2 Two years in prison? Cakewalk.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 20, 2017 03:26 PM (dluXH)

3 He won't be masturbating, himself.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 20, 2017 03:26 PM (nKbPK)

4 Cavity search Rachel Maddow when she visits. She might like it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2017 03:26 PM (hyuyC)

5 WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2017 03:26 PM (bFwzG)

6 Rachell Maddow is an ass and should be sued into bankruptcy.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 20, 2017 03:27 PM (mpXpK)

7 So he wont be going to prison.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 20, 2017 03:27 PM (XFue2)

8 She told me she was a miner.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 20, 2017 03:27 PM (IqV8l)

9 He'll go in like Bradley come out like Chelsea.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 20, 2017 03:28 PM (nKbPK)

10 9

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 03:28 PM (/qEW2)

11

That did not stop Weiner.



A motto for our times.


Or any time.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2017 03:28 PM (NyJwR)

12 WTF? I leave for a coupla hours and when I come back the world is NOT coming to an end. I cannot win.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 03:28 PM (dCikz)

13 Anthony Weiner

Galaxy Quest double take.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2017 03:28 PM (hyuyC)

14 Was there anything about the Clinton's that was not perverse?

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - DIY Insufferables! See the Selections in the Outrage Outlet's Hobby Area! at September 20, 2017 03:28 PM (hLRSq)

15 Prosecutors: Anthony Weiner Should Spend Two Years in Prison

I see a dark catwalk in a dystopian prison cellblock. At the end of it, a limp dick hangs forlornly though the bars.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2017 03:28 PM (Mouru)

16 top 20?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2017 03:29 PM (HbNSs)

17 And Rachel Maddow created a conspiracy theory claiming that all of this crap -- the initial disclosure of the sexts, back in 2011 -- was a forgery by right-wingers. And, by the way, her conspiracy theory resulted in many innocent people, including myself, getting targeted by harassers, stalkers, and death-threat anonymous emailers.


That guy should be ashamed of himself.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 20, 2017 03:29 PM (QQ+il)

18 Throw away the key!

Posted by: Hillary at September 20, 2017 03:29 PM (4x0OG)

19 No way he gets that much, six months a a country club prison at most.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 20, 2017 03:29 PM (6Ll1u)

20 >>>WHAT GOES AROUND, COMESGETS A REACH AROUND

FTFY

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 20, 2017 03:29 PM (dluXH)

21 Will there be horsey rides like at the last place I did hard time?

Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 20, 2017 03:29 PM (O5Q3r)

22 Wait till Sonobi gets a hold of him in prison. He'll never be the same again.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 03:29 PM (dCikz)

23 Weiner will rise again.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 20, 2017 03:29 PM (QQ+il)

24 Anthony Weiner is a hero. If he hadn't flashed his dick, the scandal wouldn't have helped tarnish Hillary enough to defeat her.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at September 20, 2017 03:30 PM (BR8Y2)

25 Two years in prison? Cakewalk.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 20, 2017 03:26 PM (dluXH)




He's going to Cake Prison???


Man, these rich guys always get off easy.

*shakes head ruefully*

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2017 03:30 PM (NyJwR)

26 Calling yourself Carlos Danger in the pokey won't help matters at all.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at September 20, 2017 03:30 PM (sFMtO)

27 WTF? I leave for a coupla hours and when I come back the world is NOT coming to an end. I cannot win.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 03:28 PM (dCikz)


World end ? Oh no, you aren't getting out of this that easily Cannibal Bob. If that's your real name!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - DIY Insufferables! See the Selections in the Outrage Outlet's Hobby Area! at September 20, 2017 03:30 PM (hLRSq)

28 "That did not stop Weiner," the feds wrote.
............

That's what she told me at the picnic.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2017 03:31 PM (HgMAr)

29 There could be an entire Encyclopedia compiled re Democrats: 'The What Went Wrongipedia'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2017 03:31 PM (w1zJX)

30 SMOD Keeper

That pencil neck will be somebody's bitch in less than a month.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2017 03:31 PM (hyuyC)

31 Imagine what any other peon will get if they weren't tied to the progressive, connected mob.

Posted by: auscolpyr at September 20, 2017 03:31 PM (suO/a)

32 Anthony Weiner is about to learn why they call prison the "pokey".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 20, 2017 03:31 PM (jxbfJ)

33 Maddow is jealous. Nobody masturbates to him.

Posted by: davidt at September 20, 2017 03:31 PM (12AHt)

34 this is the perfect thread to read while enjoying a BBC* sandwich....

*bacon and blue cheese, you pervs.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2017 03:31 PM (HbNSs)

35 *shrug* I don't want to make heroes out of the hardened murderers who are going to literally tear him inside out, but yeah, that's probably the fate he needs to get.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 20, 2017 03:31 PM (WDCYi)

36 i was just normalizing!

Posted by: A Weiner at September 20, 2017 03:32 PM (oGRue)

37 15? I thought that was 51. I tell ya, this dyslexia is a hell of a thing. I though I was doing a granny a fave.

Posted by: Bruce at September 20, 2017 03:32 PM (8ikIW)

38 Weiner can stick it out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 03:32 PM (IqV8l)

39 What, no Cashew jokes?



Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 03:32 PM (OAGS/)

40 Will there be horsey rides like at the last place I did hard time?


Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 20, 2017 03:29 PM (O5Q3r)


Yeah. The bone pony is a horsey ride.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - DIY Insufferables! See the Selections in the Outrage Outlet's Hobby Area! at September 20, 2017 03:32 PM (hLRSq)

41 And, by the way, her conspiracy theory resulted in many innocent people, including myself, getting targeted by harassers, stalkers, and death-threat anonymous emailers.

One of the reasons I got out of blogging and trespass around on your dominion. It only takes one.

Stay safe and as anonymous as you can.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 20, 2017 03:32 PM (EgwCt)

42 He can be the first human Fleshlight.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2017 03:32 PM (vg8iE)

43 Weiner did a lot of bad stuff and he should be punished, but take it from me: the dude is a legend.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (xN1DB)

44 Punch UP, Ace!


Sweep the LEG, Ace!

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (OAGS/)

45 And what of the 60K or so emails that Huma saved onto the family laptop, some of them containing classified info/attachments?????

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (W+vEI)

46 Good thing is that they will give him a job in the prison library, where he will have internet access and get in trouble again. Then he will beg for chemical castration to avoid a ten yr sentence.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (6Ll1u)

47 The entire democrat party should be required to register as sex offenders. Throw in a couple of degenerate GOPe as well.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (mcI77)

48 A 'pound-me-in-the-ass' prison?

Would that be better for him, or worse?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (oVJmc)

49 Soliciting sexual performance of a minor is a felony. He should be doing more than 2 years, especially since there are at least two counts of it here.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (NWiLs)

50 Calling yourself Carlos Danger in the pokey won't help matters at all.


Carlos Danger, meet your new cellmate, Jamal Anusripper.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (Mouru)

51 Fuck off, h8ers! I'm the queen of cable TV news!

Posted by: Ralphie Maddow at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (O5Q3r)

52 27 WTF? I leave for a coupla hours and when I come back the world is NOT coming to an end. I cannot win.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 03:28 PM (dCikz)

World end ? Oh no, you aren't getting out of this that easily Cannibal Bob. If that's your real name!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - DIY Insufferables! See the Selections in the Outrage Outlet's Hobby Area! at September 20, 2017 03:30 PM (hLRSq)

God given name...fo' reals. And I was thinking of you guys Mickey. As long as the world is not falling into the sun I'm going to stick around here and continue to break everyone's balls.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (dCikz)

53
this is the perfect thread to read while enjoying a BBC* sandwich...

That was a bacon, beef and cheese at Rax Roast Beef.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (IqV8l)

54 40
Will there be horsey rides like at the last place I did hard time?





Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 20, 2017 03:29 PM (O5Q3r)





Yeah. The bone pony is a horsey ride.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - DIY Insufferables! See the Selections in the
Outrage Outlet's Hobby Area! at September 20, 2017 03:32 PM (hLRSq)

And you better like "carrots".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (jxbfJ)

55 A former Congressman? He'll go to a country club prison. Although he might be enough of an addict that he will take things in hand. So to speak.

Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (RD7QR)

56 I'll bet a hundred dollars that he is out in 6 months..... or less.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at September 20, 2017 03:34 PM (7kLRC)

57 34 this is the perfect thread to read while enjoying a BBC* sandwich....

*bacon and blue cheese, you pervs.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2017

*
*
I'm a total innocent. The first time I went to pr0nhub, I thought they were talking about the British Broadcasting Corporation.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2017 03:34 PM (bFwzG)

58 This time away will allow me to finish my memoirs : Let Me Put My Balls In You.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 20, 2017 03:34 PM (nKbPK)

59 So you're saying Maddow should pay a price for covering for a pedophile?

...or at least...you should be...

(Seriously, if we don't start ripping out jugulars, things will never get settled properly...)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at September 20, 2017 03:34 PM (AM1GF)

60 Was there anything about the Clinton's that was not perverse?
Posted by: *Mikey
-------------

No. Nothing. From the time they were in college until now. Everything they have touched is tainted with filth and corruption.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2017 03:34 PM (w1zJX)

61 34 this is the perfect thread to read while enjoying a BBC* sandwich....

*bacon and blue cheese, you pervs.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2017 03:31 PM (HbNSs)

Right. Sure. Uh huh.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2017 03:34 PM (NWiLs)

62 Carlos Danger, Dildo Bugger, same diff. Drag 'em off to Chikken Noodul.

Posted by: A Nozdrul at September 20, 2017 03:34 PM (HtLSE)

63 43
Weiner did a lot of bad stuff and he should be punished, but take it from me: the dude is a legend.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete


At literally no other website in the known universe is such sage advice available.


Posted by: pep at September 20, 2017 03:34 PM (LAe3v)

64 If masturbation is a crime then lock me up

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 20, 2017 03:34 PM (FZYNt)

65 Let's see....if one wanted to get even with Rachel Madcow, how would one go about it?

Start spreading the rumor she's secretly straight, and is having a hot affair with Jim Acosta?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2017 03:34 PM (PY9jH)

66 BTW: am i the only one here having a hard time imagining Ace as an "innocent person"?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2017 03:35 PM (HbNSs)

67 It is hard, very hard, to stop the Weiner

Posted by: Paolo at September 20, 2017 03:35 PM (XQvuQ)

68 He'll do 6 months and be on "Dancing with the Stars" or something soon after

Posted by: brak at September 20, 2017 03:35 PM (5iU/N)

69 >>Good thing is that they will give him a job in the
prison library, where he will have internet access and get in trouble
again. Then he will beg for chemical castration to avoid a ten yr
sentence.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

Oh, he'll beg alright.

Posted by: Bubba at September 20, 2017 03:35 PM (/Nite)

70 Now get over here and suck your wife's dick, Anthony.

Posted by: Just the Punchline! at September 20, 2017 03:35 PM (oVJmc)

71 Weiner is going to get passed around like a nympho cheerleader at a football team party...

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2017 03:35 PM (rmVvL)

72 Weiner is going to a 5 letter place, P-R-I-S-O-N.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 20, 2017 03:35 PM (7kLRC)

73 50
Calling yourself Carlos Danger in the pokey won't help matters at all.





Carlos Danger, meet your new cellmate, Jamal Anusripper.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (Mouru)

Funny, I worked with a guy who had a band called Recognizer. One of there songs was Colon Ripper. (Amazon music link below)

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yb345dbw

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 20, 2017 03:35 PM (jxbfJ)

74 Incredible. A moth, headed for the flame. Even though it's an intelligent moth and knows it is a flame.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 03:35 PM (/qEW2)

75 Everything they have touched is tainted with filth and corruption.
=========

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Chelsea at September 20, 2017 03:36 PM (vg8iE)

76 >> If masturbation is a crime then lock me up


...just give him 35-45 seconds and a T1 connection.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 03:36 PM (OAGS/)

77 A former Congressman? He'll go to a country club prison. Although he might be enough of an addict that he will take things in hand. So to speak.
Posted by: joncelli
------------

Once out, he can, Like Jesse Jackson Jr., claim $135,000 a year in disability and such payments.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2017 03:36 PM (w1zJX)

78 Oh c'mon you guys. If he serves time it will be a minimum security prison and he will be protected. He's not going to get ass raped. Not that he doesn't deserve it.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at September 20, 2017 03:36 PM (zRZaJ)

79 51
Fuck off, h8ers! I'm the queen of cable TV news!


Posted by: Ralphie Maddow at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (O5Q3r)

Not for long.

Posted by: Laura I at September 20, 2017 03:36 PM (12AHt)

80 The thing about guys in prison is, it seems hot, crazy women go for them.

So Carlos Danger has that going for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2017 03:36 PM (PY9jH)

81 Apologize for the early OT, but I will be rolling momentarily. Exhaust pipe on the 'burb had cracked off just where it goes into the muffler, so I splinted it with a hunk of new pipe. Had to drive to the next town to get 3 muffler clamps of the right size.

Don't know if I can make the GNAMM by tomorrow night, but Friday for sure.

Rolling in ten minutes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2017 03:36 PM (EkNES)

82 Nevertheless, Weiner persisted.

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2017 03:36 PM (7n4KQ)

83 68 He'll do 6 months and be on "Dancing with the Stars" or something soon after
Posted by: brak at September 20, 2017 03:35 PM (5iU/N)

If they don't put him in solitary, he won't live 6 months.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 20, 2017 03:36 PM (WDCYi)

84 Has there been a trial yet?

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 03:36 PM (zSVEm)

85 >>She's never paid a price for that -- she's never even been asked about
it by any of her media buddies who claim to be so opposed to conspiracy
theories and the downstream damage they may cause.




They don't care. No, maybe they DO care that Maddow is out there daily sowing fear into her viewers, sending them off to repeat her conspiracy theories to all their friends via social media. Not because it's bad, though, but because it's good - it creates the illusion that Trump is always in the middle of the scandal, that he's dangerous and they must do something NOW!!!!

Think of all the Lefty lies that have been disproven yet live on for decades - Reagan causing AIDS, Bush and the plastic turkey, etc. I'm thinking that's Maddows long game, not about actually being accurate, just having someone swear to Gaia Trump filed false tax returns because RUSSIA 5, 10, 20 years from now.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2017 03:37 PM (W+vEI)

86 And, by the way, her conspiracy theory resulted in many innocent people, including myself, getting targeted by harassers, stalkers, and death-threat anonymous emailers.


I remember your goofing on the subject but I had no idea people threatened you over it. That really sucks.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 20, 2017 03:37 PM (XKZwp)

87 >>>I don't want to make heroes out of the hardened murderers who are going to literally tear him inside out, but yeah, that's probably the fate he needs to get.

Not in federal prison. Most are drug offenses or weapons charges. Murderers very small percentage.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 20, 2017 03:37 PM (dluXH)

88 If he was an everyday, average Joe who was caught sexting a 15 year-old, he would be required to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life.

Chance of that happening to a well-connected member of the democrat/media complex? Zero point zero.

We truly live in an oligarchy.

Posted by: Dougie at September 20, 2017 03:37 PM (QJom8)

89 Huh.

Linda Hamilton is returning as Sarah Connor in Terminator 6.


Not sure if I see that as good or bad.

I suppose it depends on how fit she's kept herself.

As the recent Twin Peaks showed, there's a lot, a lot of variation among actor's fitness if they're not particularly working over a several year period.


Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2017 03:37 PM (NyJwR)

90 80 The thing about guys in prison is, it seems hot, crazy women go for them.

So Carlos Danger has that going for him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2017 03:36 PM (PY9jH)

True, but I think that's usually with violent criminals.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2017 03:37 PM (NWiLs)

91 Even though it's an intelligent moth and knows it is a flame.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear




Sigh. They never learn.

Posted by: Zombie Icarus at September 20, 2017 03:37 PM (LAe3v)

92 I can accomplish much in solitary!

Posted by: A Weiner at September 20, 2017 03:38 PM (4x0OG)

93 Madcow doesn't care what havoc her lies cause ... she would probably be proud if she inspired the murder of an "infidel" (one not true to the PC Faith)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2017 03:38 PM (yKAUL)

94 >>I remember your goofing on the subject but I had no idea people threatened you over it. That really sucks.


I almost feel bad about sending him that Ewok doll with the eyes pulled out, now.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 03:38 PM (OAGS/)

95 One of there songs was Colon Ripper.



I think that is also the name of the new pepper that is hotter than the Scorpion.

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2017 03:38 PM (7n4KQ)

96 I'm going to miss the girls Carlos used to bring to my swim parties.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 20, 2017 03:38 PM (7kLRC)

97 Oh, there was a trial... funny not much news about it... I guess it was local interest stuff..

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 03:38 PM (zSVEm)

98 Free Willy
Should prison inmates have the right to masturbate?

Masturbation is one amenity that is hard to take away. The few studies of prison masturbation that exist suggest it is a common behavior, despite restrictions on its performance. A 2001 survey of 142 male inmates in a Southern maximum-security prison found that all but one of them, or 99.3 percent, said they had masturbated while incarcerated. A study of female inmates the same year found a rate of 66.5 percent. Among men, well-educated prisoners were more likely to be frequent masturbators. In both men and women, prisoners who were sexually active behind bars were more likely to touch themselves on a regular basis.
[...]
A similar case occurred in Florida in 2006: Broward County inmate Terry Lee Alexander was sitting alone on his bunk masturbating when a female deputy who was monitoring him from a central control room more than 100 feet away took exception to Alexander's "blatant" exertions and wrote him up. Alexander was charged and convicted of exposure, with the jury determining that a cell is "a limited access public place." The same deputy had also filed reports on seven other locked-up masturbators. When Alexander's attorney asked the deputy in court if she had considered calling a SWAT team to halt his client's activity, she replied, "I wish I had."


http://tinyurl.com/733uauh
(Slate)

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 20, 2017 03:38 PM (pvjTE)

99 What was his other penname? T-something? Similar to Corey Booker.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 03:38 PM (/qEW2)

100 Yeah he's going to cushy rich important guy prison, club fed. Nobody is going to pass him around or attack him in the showers. He might have to do without a pedicure for a few months though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2017 03:38 PM (39g3+)

101 >>That'll keep him from masturbating, I figure.

Says who?

Posted by: Multiple Miggs at September 20, 2017 03:38 PM (/tuJf)

102
Let him ride the rocket.

http://tinyurl.com/y72aj4od

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2017 03:39 PM (IqV8l)

103 The thing about guys in prison is, it seems hot, crazy women go for them.

So Carlos Danger has that going for him.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2017 03:36 PM (PY9jH)

=======

There was a physician (woman) I used to work with who did a prison hospice project at Angola. Wouldn't you know it, she married some prisoner there. I remember when she announced that she was getting married, she needed another woman to go bra shopping with her as she never had bought or worn a bra before.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2017 03:39 PM (vg8iE)

104 I splinted it with a hunk of new pipe.

--------

Tell me more about this "hunk of pipe"

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 20, 2017 03:39 PM (ANIFC)

105 67 It is hard, very hard, to stop the Weiner

Posted by: Paolo at September 20, 2017 03:35 PM (XQvuQ)

We disavow any relationship to this Weiner!!!

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at September 20, 2017 03:39 PM (dCikz)

106
What was his other penname? T-something? Similar to Corey Booker.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 03:38 PM (/qEW2)


T-something. T-bone? T-boner?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2017 03:39 PM (PY9jH)

107 Ace, you should post some samples of the love letters that Maddow's flock sent you - and point out the examples of the undoubtedly superior intellect and reasoning that would of course be blinding us with reason.

Posted by: Defenestratus at September 20, 2017 03:40 PM (a9n6M)

108 T-Dog

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2017 03:40 PM (OAGS/)

109 And, by the way, her conspiracy theory resulted in many innocent people, including myself, getting targeted by harassers, stalkers, and death-threat anonymous emailers.


Story time, coach?

Will you tell us the story?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2017 03:40 PM (gIRsn)

110 Hi T...

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 03:40 PM (zSVEm)

111 Weiner must come to grips with his future. Hillary will be keeping Huma 'occupied' in several exciting positions of power.

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 20, 2017 03:40 PM (yhf6w)

112 I just got back from court and boy is my penis tired.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 20, 2017 03:40 PM (7kLRC)

113 Maybe he should work at this place:

https://youtu.be/tJ7CVSTIgTo

Posted by: Donny Two Scopps at September 20, 2017 03:40 PM (JA3nf)

114 Y'know, up until now I never thought about jail being nicknamed 'The Pokey'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2017 03:40 PM (w1zJX)

115 106
What was his other penname? T-something? Similar to Corey Booker.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 03:38 PM (/qEW2)

T-something. T-bone? T-boner?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2017 03:39 PM (PY9jH)

T-Dog

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2017 03:40 PM (NWiLs)

116 I hope to see him on Lockup Raw right after Transgender Fonzie gives us the news.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2017 03:41 PM (HgMAr)

117 Rachel Maddow used to be cute back when she was in the closet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 20, 2017 03:41 PM (xJa6I)

118 bacon and blue cheese

---------------------------------

How to ruin bacon...

Posted by: RioBravo at September 20, 2017 03:41 PM (SsblQ)

119 Could you imagine being the guy who has to clean out 'The Box' after Carlos Danger spend a night in there!?


Posted by: Guy who Cleans the Barrel at September 20, 2017 03:42 PM (OAGS/)

120 Y'know, up until now I never thought about jail being nicknamed 'The Pokey'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2017 03:40 PM (w1zJX)

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That is so stolen!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at September 20, 2017 03:42 PM (7kLRC)

121 Rachel Maddow used to be cute back when she was in the closet.
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Stella was also much more appealing when she was in the closet.

Posted by: Harry Mudd at September 20, 2017 03:42 PM (vg8iE)

122 There was some baby mamma here who worked at the county jail, and "fell in love" with a guy who was in for child abuse.

Wouldn't you know, the stupid bitch brought him home when he got out, to live with her and her two young daughters.

He ended up kidnapping, raping, and killing her poor twelve y.o. daughter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2017 03:42 PM (PY9jH)

123 117 Rachel Maddow used to be cute back when she was in the closet.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

she is still cute if you like 10 year old boys

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 20, 2017 03:42 PM (FZYNt)

124 Huh.



Linda Hamilton is returning as Sarah Connor in Terminator 6.





Not sure if I see that as good or bad.
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From what I've heard of Terminator 5, it can't be good.

Posted by: Methos at September 20, 2017 03:42 PM (XQvuQ)

125 Fuck off, h8ers! I'm the queen of cable TV news!


Posted by: Ralphie Maddow at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (O5Q3r)

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Wouldn't that be gender inappropriate?

Posted by: auscolpyr at September 20, 2017 03:42 PM (suO/a)

126 And Rachel Maddow created a conspiracy theory claiming that all of this crap -- the initial disclosure of the sexts, back in 2011 -- was a forgery by right-wingers. And, by the way, her conspiracy theory resulted in many innocent people, including myself, getting targeted by harassers, stalkers, and death-threat anonymous emailers.


I knew she denied it but I had forgotten that she outright claimed it was forgery.

That may be actionable libel.

Grrr, I missed the lost civilizations discussion. One of the reasons I enjoy Ancient Aliens so much is that it's a travelogue and discussion of ancient myths gussied up with aliens. Here's Puma Punku. Yuge, bigly megaliths. Who made them? Dunno.

Here's Gobekli Tepe. Yeah, this huge thing was just sitting there until a farmer found it in the mid 90's. What civilization made this? Now isn't that a good question.

There was a site in Bolivia, I believe, that was uncovered during road excavation that showed yet another civilization that no one had any clue existed. Found it by accident.

I try to remind myself of this when caterwauling about whatever is the Outrage Du'Jour.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 20, 2017 03:42 PM (mf5HN)

127 Linda Hamilton is returning as Sarah Connor in Terminator 6.


Not sure if I see that as good or bad.


I suppose it depends on how fit she's kept herself.


I watched T2 recently, and although I remembered how cut she was, I didn't remember how masculine her face was. I'm not sure I want to see her now if she's been roiding all these years.

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2017 03:42 PM (LAe3v)

128 I'll bet a hundred dollars that he is out in 6 months..... or less.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable


Ha! Suspended sentence, $10K fine, 100 hours of community service.

Even if he got sentenced, it would be one of those minimum security places, without bars. Kind of a dormitory, where he would do so minor labor or something. Like laundry for a hospital or something.

And when he gets out, he'll be all mopey and sorry.
And in another year he'll be doing it again.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2017 03:42 PM (vcOmj)

129 >>I hope to see him on Lockup Raw


We'll sue.


Lubriderm is a Right!

Posted by: ACLU at September 20, 2017 03:42 PM (OAGS/)

130 114 Y'know, up until now I never thought about jail being nicknamed 'The Pokey'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2017 03:40 PM (w1zJX)

You put your diseased schlong in
You take your diseased schlong out
You put your diseased schlong in
And you shake it all about

Posted by: joncelli, who's going to finish that screenplay any day now at September 20, 2017 03:43 PM (RD7QR)

131 Fuck off, h8ers! I'm the queen of cable TV news!


Posted by: Ralphie Maddow at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (O5Q3r)

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Wouldn't that be gender inappropriate?
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What? I'm not wearing the strap-on right now.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at September 20, 2017 03:43 PM (vg8iE)

132 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Chupacabra at September 20, 2017 03:43 PM (nXay/)

133
Running the IP address of death threats is usually calming. It appears that regions inhabited by adherents of the Religion of Peace are well represented. 'Well' might be an understatement.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 20, 2017 03:43 PM (EgwCt)

134 If he wacks off, Weiner could wind up in the hole.

Posted by: SJW Collective at September 20, 2017 03:43 PM (NrdxS)

135 Rachel Maddow used to be cute back when she was in the closet.

Adopting the mannish look has to be a demonstration of contempt.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 03:43 PM (oVJmc)

136 The thing about guys in prison is, it seems hot, crazy women go for them.

So Carlos Danger has that going for him.

Yeah, that and Huma standing outside the walls holding a boombox over her head playing "In Your Eyes" turned up real loud.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 20, 2017 03:44 PM (O5Q3r)

137 Yeah he's going to cushy rich important guy prison, club fed. Nobody is going to pass him around or attack him in the showers. He might have to do without a pedicure for a few months though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September

I don't think sex offenders get the white collar treatment, esp with minors. He will get PC with the other freaks, so he'll be among friends.

Posted by: Jean at September 20, 2017 03:44 PM (YV2CM)

138 Wouldn't you know, the stupid bitch brought him home when he got out, to live with her and her two young daughters.

He ended up kidnapping, raping, and killing her poor twelve y.o. daughter.
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Yeah, "The heart wants what the heart wants."

What complete cr@p.

By welcoming a dangerous person into her home, isn't she an accessory to the crime?

/idiot women.

Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2017 03:44 PM (aT+Bx)

139 118 bacon and blue cheese

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How to ruin bacon...
Posted by: RioBravo at September 20, 2017 03:41 PM (SsblQ)

Ya know, I can't get behind that either. I love blue cheese but avoid the Bacon and Blue Cheese Burger. I like to taste the meat............and just shut up you morons. Gees.

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at September 20, 2017 03:44 PM (dCikz)

140 131 What? I'm not wearing the strap-on right now.
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at September 20, 2017 03:43 PM (vg8iE)

Well obviously.

Otherwise you'd be "Chris Hayes".

Posted by: Hikaru at September 20, 2017 03:44 PM (WDCYi)

141 Let's see....if one wanted to get even with Rachel Madcow, how would one go about it?
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put odor eaters in the seat cushion of her chair, and watch her slowly disappear as the show drones on?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2017 03:44 PM (HbNSs)

142 Can't they simply destroy the nerves in the skin of the you-know-what? Wouldn't that destroy both the temptation and ability for him to commit self abuse? They wouldn't actually have to castrate him.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 03:44 PM (/qEW2)

143 hamsters are struggling

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 20, 2017 03:45 PM (XFue2)

144 Damn. off Oscar.

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at September 20, 2017 03:45 PM (dCikz)

145 I watched T2 recently, and although I remembered how cut she was, I didn't remember how masculine her face was.

She was a real cutie in Terminator. She was kinda harsh looking in T2 but a better actress and fun to watch kick ass. The years haven't been any kinder to her.

Her sister (twin) played her at the playground at the beginning of T2, you can see how her workouts etc were having an effect on her looks. Same age, not nearly as harsh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2017 03:45 PM (39g3+)

146 Fuck off, h8ers! I'm the queen of cable TV news!


Posted by: Ralphie Maddow at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (O5Q3r)


Au contraire, bitch1

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 20, 2017 03:45 PM (oVJmc)

147 We've got some new artesianal salamis under our "POKEY" brand name.

Posted by: Trader Joe at September 20, 2017 03:45 PM (7kLRC)

148 Or he may claim to be a woman and get sent to a woman's prison, thinking he is so smart. But then Bertha, Bertha Butt will make him her bitch.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 20, 2017 03:46 PM (6Ll1u)

149 Grrr, I missed the lost civilizations discussion.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 20, 2017 03:42 PM (mf5HN)

++++

Which thread was that in?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 20, 2017 03:46 PM (pvjTE)

150 He'll enjoy my tender niblets!

Posted by: Green Mile Giant at September 20, 2017 03:46 PM (bc2Lc)

151 Linda Hamilton is returning as Sarah Connor in Terminator 6.





The Nursing Home Years

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2017 03:46 PM (TyVba)

152 Didn't Carlos do a stint in a rehab with therapy horsies? I thought that was supposed to cure him.

Posted by: Fritz at September 20, 2017 03:46 PM (2Mnv1)

153 Shep just said this:

"Pulling out has its own enormous challenges."

Heh.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2017 03:46 PM (PY9jH)

154 150 He'll enjoy my tender niblets!
Posted by: Green Mile Giant at September 20, 2017 03:46 PM (bc2Lc)

and pubes.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 20, 2017 03:46 PM (XFue2)

155 Which thread was that in?



Last one. About 300 comments before the end.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2017 03:47 PM (TyVba)

156 Damn. off Oscar.
Posted by: Oscar Meyer at September 20, 2017 03:45 PM (dCikz)


If you shake it more than three times you're just playing with it.

Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2017 03:47 PM (s5o+q)

157 I need cawfee. gees OFF SOCK!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 03:47 PM (dCikz)

158 Didn't Carlos do a stint in a rehab with therapy horsies? I thought that was supposed to cure him.

"We caught him molesting fillies and had to cut him loose"
-Therapy Farm

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2017 03:47 PM (39g3+)

159 "That did not stop weiner". Lol

It often doesn't when weiner is involved, does it.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2017 03:47 PM (6fmef)

160 We've got some new artesianal salamis under our "POKEY" brand name.

The I/O chip in Atari 8-bit computers is called POKEY.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 20, 2017 03:47 PM (oVJmc)

161 Eh. If he does time at all, it will be at a country-club prison. Then he'll get out early.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 20, 2017 03:48 PM (0jtPF)

162 When Barry tosses my salad, I know he ain't thinking about anything else.

Posted by: Reggie Love at September 20, 2017 03:48 PM (7kLRC)

163 I wonder whatever happened to that Loken woman from T3?? Or Natasha Henstridge?? Or Amanda Peet?? Where have all the good girls gone??? Are they home with broken hearts??

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 03:48 PM (zSVEm)

164 I wonder what his prison name will be and what kind of tats he will be sporting?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2017 03:48 PM (6fmef)

165 So, Ralphie Maddow or Transgender Fonzie?

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2017 03:49 PM (HgMAr)

166 Didn't Carlos do a stint in a rehab with therapy horsies? I thought that was supposed to cure him.

"We caught him molesting fillies and had to cut him loose"
-Therapy Farm
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2017 03:47 PM (39g3+)


I heard he kept showing it to them.

Fillies were not impressed.

"Neigh" they said, laughing.

Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2017 03:49 PM (s5o+q)

167 What was his other penname? T-something? Similar to Corey Booker.



Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 03:38 PM (/qEW2)

T-something. T-bone? T-boner?

Barack Hussein Obama?

Posted by: tu3031 at September 20, 2017 03:49 PM (O5Q3r)

168 >>>If you shake it more than three times you're just playing with it.

I'm not shaking it, I'm just trying to milk out the last couple drops!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at September 20, 2017 03:49 PM (dluXH)

169 And Rachel Maddow created a conspiracy theory claiming that all of this crap -- the initial disclosure of the sexts, back in 2011 -- was a forgery by right-wingers. And, by the way, her conspiracy theory resulted in many innocent people, including myself, getting targeted by harassers, stalkers, and death-threat anonymous emailers.

----

Did she mention you specifically, or did you get affected by a generic hosing?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 20, 2017 03:50 PM (Hq+FP)

170 I liked Connor's slutty room mate in the first Terminator, but she doesn't seem to have done much else. Bess Motta is her name. Not much of a career

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2017 03:50 PM (39g3+)

171 Damn. off Oscar.
Posted by: Oscar Meyer
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Second time's the charm.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2017 03:50 PM (w1zJX)

172 Ya know I'm kinda glad this thread STARTED with weiner stuff because now maybe it will degenerate into politics and shit. Or the meaning of life.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 03:50 PM (dCikz)

173 >>"That did not stop weiner".


You can't stop Weiner. You can only hope to contain him.

Posted by: John Gruden at September 20, 2017 03:50 PM (OAGS/)

174 Sttill shaking it boss, I'm still shaking it

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at September 20, 2017 03:50 PM (ghofu)

175 If I thought about it it doesn't make sense but in the sitcom I was watching , David Spade was scoping out the bar scene and said " there's a lot of weiner candy in here" meaning lots of good looking girls. I laughed but then thought , wait that doesn't fit.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 20, 2017 03:50 PM (ODr92)

176 Is there a way to overnight some "Pink Wink" to Carlos.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable, Profoundly Unserious & Immature Scientifically at September 20, 2017 03:50 PM (7kLRC)

177 What was his other penname? T-something? Similar to Corey Booker.



Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 03:38 PM (/qEW2)

T-something. T-bone? T-boner?

Barack Hussein Obama?
Posted by: tu3031 at September 20, 2017 03:49 PM (O5Q3r)

T-Dawg ?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 20, 2017 03:50 PM (7uYFy)

178 "We caught him molesting fillies and had to cut him loose"
-Therapy Farm
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2017 03:47 PM (39g3+)

The entire National League has been molesting the Phillies this year.

Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2017 03:51 PM (ANIFC)

179 I have a question for Rachel Maddow. Is that a penis sticking out of your forehead or are you some kind of exotic unicorn?

Fucking dunce.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2017 03:51 PM (6fmef)

180 Will there be horsey rides like at the last place I did hard time?


ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 20, 2017 03:51 PM (QQ+il)

181 163 I wonder whatever happened to that Loken woman from T3?? Or Natasha Henstridge?? Or Amanda Peet?? Where have all the good girls gone??? Are they home with broken hearts??
Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 03:48 PM (zSVEm)

===========

Well, Loken made the mistake of starring in a Uwe Boll flick, so...

Yeeeeaaaahhhh...

Career killer...

Posted by: Jackal at September 20, 2017 03:51 PM (knM6y)

182 Weiner's prison name: Spanky

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2017 03:52 PM (PY9jH)

183 Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2017 03:33 PM (NWiLs)

Based on the new rules, which may not have applied at the time, if there was any exchange of money or "gifts" from him (and depending on what exactly she did) he may be looking at a human trafficking violation.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 20, 2017 03:52 PM (rp9xB)

184 The most dangerous place to be in the world is between Michelle and the weiner bar.

Posted by: Barak Obama at September 20, 2017 03:52 PM (7kLRC)

185 She's never paid a price for that -- she's never even been asked about it by any of her media buddies who claim to be so opposed to conspiracy theories and the downstream damage they may cause.

Everyman investigative reporter and Justice League member Jake Tapper will get right on that.

Posted by: ShainS at September 20, 2017 03:52 PM (Gz0Dr)

186 174 Sttill shaking it boss, I'm still shaking it
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at September 20, 2017 03:50 PM (ghofu)
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:-)

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 20, 2017 03:52 PM (yNyJy)

187 Gah. I take that back at 182. That was the name of our late, sweet kitty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2017 03:52 PM (PY9jH)

188 181 163 I wonder whatever happened to that Loken woman from T3?? Or Natasha Henstridge?? Or Amanda Peet?? Where have all the good girls gone??? Are they home with broken hearts??
Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 03:48 PM (zSVEm)

===========

Well, Loken made the mistake of starring in a Uwe Boll flick, so...

Yeeeeaaaahhhh...

Career killer...
Posted by: Jackal at September 20, 2017 03:51 PM (knM6y)

I thought she was in that before T3?

Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2017 03:52 PM (ANIFC)

189 I liked Connor's slutty room mate in the first Terminator, but she doesn't seem to have done much else. Bess Motta is her name. Not much of a career

I liked the poofy hair of those days.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 20, 2017 03:53 PM (QQ+il)

190 Ya know I'm kinda glad this thread STARTED with weiner stuff because now maybe it will degenerate into politics and shit. Or the meaning of life.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 03:50 PM (dCikz)

Let's see . . . dick jokes? Politics?

Dick jokes? Politics.

Hmm . . .

Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2017 03:53 PM (s5o+q)

191 152 Didn't Carlos do a stint in a rehab with therapy horsies? I thought that was supposed to cure him.
Posted by: Fritz at September 20, 2017 03:46 PM (2Mnv1)
-----------------------------------
Maybe it worked.
I mean, has he texted any horses lately?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 20, 2017 03:53 PM (0jtPF)

192 188 181 163 I wonder whatever happened to that Loken woman from T3?? Or Natasha Henstridge?? Or Amanda Peet?? Where have all the good girls gone??? Are they home with broken hearts??
Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 03:48 PM (zSVEm)

===========

Well, Loken made the mistake of starring in a Uwe Boll flick, so...

Yeeeeaaaahhhh...

Career killer...
Posted by: Jackal at September 20, 2017 03:51 PM (knM6y)

I thought she was in that before T3?
Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2017 03:52 PM (ANIFC)

===========

Nope, after.

Posted by: Jackal at September 20, 2017 03:53 PM (knM6y)

193 Only in America could a woman who looks like a man and is dumber than a pair of sweaty gym socks get her own tv show.

Scary part is those watching are even more dumb and fugly.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2017 03:53 PM (6fmef)

194 I liked Connor's slutty room mate in the first Terminator, but she doesn't seem to have done much else. Bess Motta is her name. Not much of a career

Dude, you must not be old enough to remember '20 Minute Workout.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 03:54 PM (oVJmc)

195 Life means death.

Posted by: RioBravo at September 20, 2017 03:54 PM (SsblQ)

196 Which thread was that in?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 20, 2017 03:46 PM (pvjTE)


The climate science one right below this.

Posted by: alexthechick - I got your gravitas right here at September 20, 2017 03:54 PM (mf5HN)

197 and is dumber than a pair of sweaty gym socks get her own tv show.

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I'm a fucking Rhodes Scholar, dammit!!!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at September 20, 2017 03:54 PM (vg8iE)

198 Making a death threat over the internet constitutes a violation of 18USC875(c)


(c)
Whoever transmits in
interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat
to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another,
shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years,
or both.



It is a federal felony

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 20, 2017 03:54 PM (mpXpK)

199 I wonder what his prison name will be and what kind of tats he will be sporting?
Posted by: Marcus

Neck, knuckles, face, or all three?

Neck: The Mayor of NYC
Knuckles: or "send"
Face: a tiny heart shape teardrop, with the H arrow, Hilary's campaign symbol.

Wish I had the graphic chops to fake him

Posted by: Jean at September 20, 2017 03:54 PM (YV2CM)

200 194 I liked Connor's slutty room mate in the first Terminator, but she doesn't seem to have done much else. Bess Motta is her name. Not much of a career

Dude, you must not be old enough to remember '20 Minute Workout.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017 03:54 PM (oVJmc)

I taped it played it back at high speed. Only took 10 minutes and I got a great workout.

Posted by: Louis Tully at September 20, 2017 03:55 PM (ANIFC)

201 Can't he just ask to be sent to the women's prison? Isn't that a universal right?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 03:55 PM (/qEW2)

202 "She's never paid a price for that -- she's never even been asked about
it by any of her media buddies who claim to be so opposed to conspiracy
theories and the downstream damage they may cause."

For justice, you must go to Don Corleone.

Posted by: Bonasera at September 20, 2017 03:55 PM (rznWS)

203 Dick jokes? Politics.

Hmm . . .

Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2017 03:53 PM (s5o+q)

Ya know I'm starting to think dick jokes ARE he meaning of life.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 03:55 PM (dCikz)

204 "And what of the 60K or so emails that Huma saved onto the family laptop, some of them containing classified info/attachments?????"

This is Big Fucking Deal actually.

It's what forced Jimmy Drama to re-open the case, which Hillary says lost her the election.

But the revelation of these e-mails would expose the huge pay-for-play operation Hillary had going on,

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 20, 2017 03:55 PM (cAXIk)

205 189 I liked Connor's slutty room mate in the first Terminator, but she doesn't seem to have done much else. Bess Motta is her name. Not much of a career

I liked the poofy hair of those days.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 20, 2017 03:53 PM (QQ+il)

We called it LIBH

Long Island Big Hair

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 20, 2017 03:55 PM (ODr92)

206 When wankers are outlawed, only outlaws will be wankers.

Posted by: Leisure Suit Larry at September 20, 2017 03:55 PM (ctuyM)

207 Not a very stiff sentence.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2017 03:56 PM (tbOMB)

208 Well, Loken made the mistake of starring in a Uwe Boll flick, so...

Didn't Michelle what's-her-name, Rodriguez? also star in BloodRayne? Not that I'm aware of anything she's been in since that wasn't part of ongoing franchise work (cough, F&F), but she hasn't killed her career quite yet has she?

Posted by: A Nozdrul at September 20, 2017 03:56 PM (HtLSE)

209 Well.

It's going to be hard on him.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 20, 2017 03:56 PM (tVWQB)

210 Can't he just ask to be sent to the women's prison? Isn't that a universal right?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 03:55 PM (/qEW2)


That's brilliant! He can claim he identifies as a woman.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2017 03:56 PM (PY9jH)

211 Even if he does time it will be in Club Fed.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 20, 2017 03:56 PM (+Dllb)

212 Off Lampoon sock.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 20, 2017 03:56 PM (HtLSE)

213 Dude, you must not be old enough to remember '20 Minute Workout.'

I don't remember "20 Minute Workout", but I do miss workout pron.

Corey Everson, Kiana Tom...and "The Crunch" showed nipple in the opening credits if you taped it on your VHS and knew where to freeze frame.

Those were simpler times...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2017 03:56 PM (gIRsn)

214 195 Life means death.

Posted by: RioBravo at September 20, 2017 03:54 PM (SsblQ)


that's from Moonstruck, amirite?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 03:56 PM (dCikz)

215 I liked the poofy hair of those days.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

it was the bomb

Posted by: '80's Playmate at September 20, 2017 03:57 PM (FZYNt)

216 #8: "She told me she was a miner."

Minor! Not miner!

Posted by: Alexander Dane as Dr. Lazarus at September 20, 2017 03:57 PM (rznWS)

217 213 Dude, you must not be old enough to remember '20 Minute Workout.'

I don't remember "20 Minute Workout", but I do miss workout pron.

Corey Everson, Kiana Tom...and "The Crunch" showed nipple in the opening credits if you taped it on your VHS and knew where to freeze frame.

Those were simpler times...
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2017 03:56 PM (gIRsn)

Kiana Tom... Oh, man.

Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2017 03:57 PM (ANIFC)

218 I liked the poofy hair of those days.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
========

The best part was, not everyone was a white supremacist then.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2017 03:57 PM (vg8iE)

219 "197 and is dumber than a pair of sweaty gym socks get her own tv show.

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I'm a fucking Rhodes Scholar, dammit!!!
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at September 20, 2017 03:54 PM (vg8iE)"

Your a non sequitur factory whose only talent is being homely enough that liberals do not really listen to what your saying. Your part of the tribe- their ass.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2017 03:58 PM (6fmef)

220 That's brilliant! He can claim he identifies as a woman.


That's what his cellmate is going to call him. I think "bitch" is the correct pronunciation.

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2017 03:58 PM (7n4KQ)

221 Loudmouth Ex-Congressman pervert in jail.

America is becoming Great Again.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 20, 2017 03:58 PM (ATVNj)

222 215 I liked the poofy hair of those days.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

it was the bomb
Posted by: '80's Playmate at September 20, 2017 03:57 PM (FZYNt)

Huh... dated slang... could be a topic for a slow day half thread, or so.....

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 03:58 PM (zSVEm)

223 T-dog. Thanks.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 03:58 PM (/qEW2)

224 He is not convicted yet, I hope he does more than two years but... until I actually see a conviction and learn of his sentence I remain wary that he will see the inside of a cell.

Posted by: USNtakim at September 20, 2017 03:59 PM (0OmEj)

225 Then he'll get out early.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 20, 2017 03:48 PM (0jtPF)


I may be wrong, but I don't think Fed prison has early release anymore.

Posted by: RickZ at September 20, 2017 03:59 PM (G6dXP)

226
The best part was, not everyone was a white supremacist then.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2017 03:57 PM (vg8iE)

Girls were girls and men were men.

Mister we could use a man like Ronald Reagan again...

Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2017 03:59 PM (ANIFC)

227 I had a work order one day at a house in Newport Beach, it said Dr Tom. Kiana Tom answered the door, I actually blushed.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 20, 2017 03:59 PM (6Ll1u)

228 208 Well, Loken made the mistake of starring in a Uwe Boll flick, so...

Didn't Michelle what's-her-name, Rodriguez? also star in BloodRayne? Not that I'm aware of anything she's been in since that wasn't part of ongoing franchise work (cough, F&F), but she hasn't killed her career quite yet has she?
Posted by: A Nozdrul at September 20, 2017 03:56 PM (HtLSE)

===========

True, but it wasn't her face on all the posters, was it. And she was typecast long before that flick. She was like third or fourth person listed as well, after Loken, Ben Kingsley (!), and Michael Madsen.

Posted by: Jackal at September 20, 2017 03:59 PM (knM6y)

229 amended

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 20, 2017 03:27 PM (mpXpK)
6 Rachell Maddow is an ass and


FIRED & then

..."should be sued into bankruptcy."

Posted by: ed gibbon at September 20, 2017 03:59 PM (LQhMs)

230 @33: "Maddow is jealous. Nobody masturbates to him."

*pant*

Shows what you know!

*arches back*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, furiously candlebashing at September 20, 2017 03:59 PM (rznWS)

231 If I was Weiner's cellmate, I'd make sure he lived that old CCR tune:

Dude, Dude, Dude ...
Lookin' Out My Backdoor ...

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 20, 2017 04:00 PM (BWgJT)

232 Think of the headline fun when Weiner is convicted:

Weiner gets canned

Weiner on ice

Toasted Weiner

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2017 04:00 PM (6fmef)

233 195 Life means death.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 20, 2017 03:54 PM (SsblQ)
------------------------
Death is the mother of beauty.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 20, 2017 04:00 PM (0jtPF)

234 The left has been giddy over the FBI breaking into Manifort's home in the middle of the night, guns drawn.

Will someone please tell me when they're going to do the same, or worse, to the Beast?

That's been bothering me all day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2017 04:00 PM (PY9jH)

235 Making a death threat over the internet constitutes a violation of 18USC875(c)
(c)

Whoever transmits in

interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat

to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another,

shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years,

or both.
It is a federal felony
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 20, 2017 03:54 PM (mpXpK)
---
i'll get right on tha....zzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Jeff Sessions Somnolent AG at September 20, 2017 04:01 PM (HbNSs)

236 @33: "Maddow is jealous. Nobody masturbates to him."

*pant*

Shows what you know!

*arches back*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton, furiously candlebashing at September 20, 2017 03:59 PM (rznWS)
======

So, what should I tell my coworkers I'm laughing at this time? Huh???

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2017 04:01 PM (vg8iE)

237 Whatever happened to bCochran... ( where did that come from.. weird).

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 04:01 PM (zSVEm)

238 Wow, Jake LaMotta made it to 95. Damn good for a boxer

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 20, 2017 04:02 PM (xJa6I)

239 Weiner is relentless. They are going to need a bigger supply of lotion at the commissary.

Posted by: Ladylibertarian at September 20, 2017 04:02 PM (TdMsT)

240 Priceless.

Must see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O_GRkMZJn4

Just think. This raging jackass had unauthorized access to classified information. Do you think he would have used it against Republicans?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 20, 2017 04:02 PM (ATVNj)

241 Weiner gets canned

Weiner on ice

Toasted Weiner
Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2017 04:00 PM (6fmef)


Weiner Caged

Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2017 04:02 PM (s5o+q)

242 that's from Moonstruck, amirite?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 03:56 PM (dCikz)

---------------
Damn. I don't know. I just blurted it.

Moonstruck? Never saw it. Earlier today someone responded to one of my comments with two movie references. I have seen neither of those. I have avoided comments in the movie threads but damn, I need a safe comment space free from the tyranny of old movies!

Posted by: RioBravo at September 20, 2017 04:02 PM (SsblQ)

243 The left has been giddy over the FBI breaking into Manifort's home in the middle of the night, guns drawn.
Will someone please tell me when they're going to do the same, or worse, to the Beast?

That's been bothering me all day.Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2017 04:00 PM (PY9jH)
---
i'll get to that right aft......zzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Jeff Sessions Somnolent AG at September 20, 2017 04:03 PM (HbNSs)

244 Weiner gets canned

Weiner on ice

Toasted Weiner


Weiner goes limp after sentencing

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 20, 2017 04:03 PM (tVWQB)

245 @57: "I'm a total innocent. The first time I went to pr0nhub, I thought they were talking about the British Broadcasting Corporation."

Yeah, and you thought "Chicks With Dicks" was a film noir about Molls and Private Eyes.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at September 20, 2017 04:03 PM (rznWS)

246 What's all this about Pokey?

Posted by: Gumby at September 20, 2017 04:03 PM (CjE8v)

247 Weiner In The Slammer

Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2017 04:03 PM (s5o+q)

248 Connected Dem criminals do inspire prosecutions ...

not prosecutions of the Dem criminal, but against the whistleblowers and witnesses.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2017 04:04 PM (yKAUL)

249 Judge slams weiner.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2017 04:04 PM (tbOMB)

250 T-Dog could have been POTUS now or 2020 or 2024. let that sink in.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at September 20, 2017 04:04 PM (XFue2)

251 Priceless.



Must see.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O_GRkMZJn4



Just think. This raging jackass had unauthorized access to
classified information. Do you think he would have used it against
Republicans?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 20, 2017 04:02 PM (ATVNj)


Yeesh. I'd forgotten that {{{voice}}}. Same warmth as Hillary's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2017 04:04 PM (PY9jH)

252 Let me guess ...
Anthony Weiner will be the only person to go to jail

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 20, 2017 04:04 PM (nOlkE)

253 Mister we could use a man like Ronald Reagan again...

Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2017 03:59 PM (ANIFC)

Funny some Libtards are saying Trump sounded like Raegan in his UN speech. They say it as an insult.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 04:04 PM (dCikz)

254 Weiner's permanently-distended leaky poop-chute.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 20, 2017 04:04 PM (WDCYi)

255 238 Wow, Jake LaMotta made it to 95. Damn good for a boxer
_______________________________

He outlived Ali, Frazier, Patterson, Liston Tommy Morrison and Ken Norton.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 20, 2017 04:05 PM (ATVNj)

256 True, but it wasn't her face on all the posters, was it. And she was typecast long before that flick.

I guess the lesson to future Lokens is to make sure if you're to be known as a mediocre to bad actress, be sure to do it reliably before risky roles. That way even if you're bad, you're known as bankable.

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 20, 2017 04:05 PM (HtLSE)

257 @62: "Carlos Danger, Dildo Bugger, same diff. Drag 'em off to Chikken Noodul."

Posted by: A Nozdrul at September 20, 2017 03:34 PM (HtLSE)

Must sine off now as rush is coming. Ohgodohgodohgod

Posted by: Tim Benzedrine at September 20, 2017 04:05 PM (rznWS)

258 He'll hum a Weiner.

Posted by: Cell Block 8" at September 20, 2017 04:05 PM (bc2Lc)

259 Speaking of "conspiracy theories":

Small-town police chief in California makes a ONE WORD Facebook post -- and gets fired as a result.

That one word was "Impressive!" which he wrote in response to a repost of a sarcastic "List of Obama's Accomplishments" that was 50% totally true and 50% humor.

A left-wing writer for a local paper "exposed" the one-word comment and said the Internet-joke list was a "conspiracy theory."

Based entirely on this left-wing writer's hit-piece, the chief was essentially fired -- locked out of the building an forced to "retire."

The real crime of course, is that he was outed as a conservative. With a sense of humor.

Read it and weep:

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/ Seaside-Police-Chief-to-retire-in-wake-of-12215439.php

Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2017 04:05 PM (DQ4Fv)

260 Believe it when I see it.

My 0.02, he gets "time served".

all 6 hours of it.
(or whatever)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/7 at September 20, 2017 04:05 PM (Umfx1)

261 The Wiener push lawn-mowing machine so Grandpa's hyena not get irritated.

Posted by: Some feller from Arkansas at September 20, 2017 04:06 PM (gB8Jm)

262 Weiner choked.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 20, 2017 04:06 PM (PFy0L)

263 You know, I would rather listen to NYC Grandma Fed Chairwoman Janet Yellen than the blowhard big-boobed Liz Claman. This frightens me somehow.

Anyway, big-mouthed Melissa Francis is wearing an unusual light lavender dress with a dark blue vertical stripe on her left side. And, she is showing quite a bit of leg, as usual.

And trading-floor-wench with the yukky frosted hair Nicole Petallides (who has some 'junk in the trunk', according to sources here at the Horde) is in a solid blue dress.

And, *that* is what it is, I believe! Melissa Francis has violated the gurl dress code and deviated from the standard, solid color dresses.

Sucks about Puerto Rico. Zero electrical power at the moment.
The downside of the tropics.
And being on an island.







Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 20, 2017 04:06 PM (8iiMU)

264 No, your name now is, "Buns."

Posted by: Cellmate at September 20, 2017 04:06 PM (12AHt)

265 Weiner let go.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2017 04:07 PM (tbOMB)

266 242 that's from Moonstruck, amirite?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 03:56 PM (dCikz)

---------------
Damn. I don't know. I just blurted it.

Moonstruck? Never saw it. Earlier today someone responded to one of my comments with two movie references. I have seen neither of those. I have avoided comments in the movie threads but damn, I need a safe comment space free from the tyranny of old movies!

Posted by: RioBravo at September 20, 2017 04:02 PM (SsblQ)

Lol. I don't remember much from movies. Can't quote lines or scenes usually. Moonstruck has some classic scenes and lines though. So your comments are classic too apparently.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 04:07 PM (dCikz)

267 you know who actually did hurt some people, as opposed to just sending some peen to strangers? Rachel Maddow, that's who.

Maddow is the one who should be doing Big Bertha's laundry in the big house.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 20, 2017 04:08 PM (YsNvC)

268 Oh FFS. The View coven claim Trump uses Rocket Man as a phallic symbol.

http://tinyurl.com/y7x8vfg2

Trump's penis is living in what they call brains, rent free.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2017 04:08 PM (PY9jH)

269 Now I'll have Huma all to myself.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at September 20, 2017 04:09 PM (ATVNj)

270 233 195 Life means death.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 20, 2017 03:54 PM (SsblQ)
------------------------
Death is the mother of beauty.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 20, 2017 04:00 PM (0jtPF)

Death is the ultimate simplicity.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 04:09 PM (dCikz)

271 Weiner to do hard time.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 20, 2017 04:09 PM (yL25O)

272 259 One word commentisgusting.

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2017 04:09 PM (rmVvL)

273 259 Speaking of "conspiracy theories":

Small-town police chief in California makes a ONE WORD Facebook post -- and gets fired as a result.

That one word was "Impressive!" which he wrote in response to a repost of a sarcastic "List of Obama's Accomplishments" that was 50% totally true and 50% humor.

A left-wing writer for a local paper "exposed" the one-word comment and said the Internet-joke list was a "conspiracy theory."

Based entirely on this left-wing writer's hit-piece, the chief was essentially fired -- locked out of the building an forced to "retire."

The real crime of course, is that he was outed as a conservative. With a sense of humor.

Read it and weep:

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/ Seaside-Police-Chief-to-retire-in-wake-of-12215439.php
Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2017 04:05 PM (DQ4Fv)



Should've announced he was gay. Or a Muslim. Or both.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2017 04:09 PM (SRKgf)

274 265 Weiner let go.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2017 04:07 PM (tbOMB)

It's "hold on loosely, but DON'T let go." Why doesn't anyone listen?

Posted by: .38 Special at September 20, 2017 04:09 PM (ANIFC)

275 Weiner's about to get grilled.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 20, 2017 04:09 PM (KUaJL)

276 It is a federal felony

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 20, 2017 03:54 PM (mpXpK)

So you run the IP address and it originates in Amsterdam. What then? Is it really a proxy server in Amsterdam and the actual threat is coming from your neighbor across the street who is a techy?

It's a war of attrition. I attrited. Glad Ace is up for the challenge. Hope plenty of people hit the tip box or Amazon.

Posted by: Slippery Slope Salesman at September 20, 2017 04:09 PM (EgwCt)

277 Now I'll have Huma all to myself.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at September 20, 2017 04:09 PM (ATVNj)

278 Death is the Supreme Democrat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 20, 2017 04:09 PM (QQ+il)

279 Now, we'll have Huma all to ourselves.

Posted by: The Muslim Brotherhood at September 20, 2017 04:10 PM (ATVNj)

280 "Winter for Weiner"


I didn't want to put "Weiner is Coming". Bad phrasing and all.

Posted by: Country Singer at September 20, 2017 04:10 PM (uiwCw)

281 199 I wonder what his prison name will be and what kind of tats he will be sporting?
Posted by: Marcus

Neck, knuckles, face, or all three?
Maybe he winds up symbolized by someone else's tat.

Posted by: Northerlurker, Still Lurking After All These Years. at September 20, 2017 04:11 PM (nBr1j)

282 Weiner is pretty much a creepy nonentity slimeball, only incidentally interesting, by virtue of his associations.

His wife, Hummus, the same.

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 04:11 PM (zSVEm)

283 Weiner

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 20, 2017 04:11 PM (BoMuO)

284 There... Are... Two... Weiners.

Posted by: Picard at September 20, 2017 04:11 PM (12AHt)

285 They'll make an award-winning cinematic extravaganza about T-Dog's incarceration.

"And the Oscar goes to ... Weiner (Im)Mobile.

Posted by: Proven Horde Pick-up Lines, #236 at September 20, 2017 04:12 PM (ctuyM)

286 Oh the Hot Air link (yes, I clicked the link, I feel the shame) has the Breitbart hijacks the Wiener presser video.

All. Time. Classic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2017 04:12 PM (gIRsn)

287 I hope the people who made the documentary "Mayor" will follow his exploits in jail too.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 20, 2017 04:12 PM (ATVNj)

288 He's likely to become intimately familiar with the word "prolapse".

Posted by: Hikaru at September 20, 2017 04:12 PM (WDCYi)

289 259--- Read it and weep:

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/ Seaside-Police-Chief-to-retire-in-wake-of-12215439.php
Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2017 04:05 PM (DQ4Fv)
------------------------------
Wow.
Big Brother has spoken.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 20, 2017 04:12 PM (0jtPF)

290 >>I may be wrong, but I don't think Fed prison has early release anymore.

I never "release" early.

Posted by: Bubba at September 20, 2017 04:13 PM (/Nite)

291 273 259 Speaking of "conspiracy theories":

Small-town police chief in California makes a ONE WORD Facebook post -- and gets fired as a result.

That one word was "Impressive!" which he wrote in response to a repost of a sarcastic "List of Obama's Accomplishments" that was 50% totally true and 50% humor.

A left-wing writer for a local paper "exposed" the one-word comment and said the Internet-joke list was a "conspiracy theory."

Based entirely on this left-wing writer's hit-piece, the chief was essentially fired -- locked out of the building an forced to "retire."

The real crime of course, is that he was outed as a conservative. With a sense of humor.

Read it and weep:

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/ Seaside-Police-Chief-to-retire-in-wake-of-12215439.php
Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2017 04:05 PM (DQ4Fv)


Should've announced he was gay. Or a Muslim. Or both.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2017 04:09 PM (SRKgf)

So was it City Manager Craig Malin who did the firing?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 20, 2017 04:13 PM (xJa6I)

292 "And the Oscar Meyer goes to ... Weiner (Im)Mobile.

Posted by: Proven Horde Pick-up Lines, #236 at September 20, 2017 04:12 PM (ctuyM)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 04:13 PM (dCikz)

293 251 Priceless.

Must see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O_GRkMZJn4

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 20, 2017 04:02 PM (ATVNj)

"If you believe 'yes,' you must vote 'yes!'

Does that apply to jurors, and voting "guilty?"

Grandstanding fool. Give him another two years for being an asshole.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2017 04:13 PM (SRKgf)

294 He can't be sent to prison. He has a young son and a wife to look after. To send him to prison would be to punish them for the crimes of the father/husband.

/s

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 04:14 PM (/qEW2)

295 I'm tired of Anthony's weiner.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 20, 2017 04:14 PM (U+nHb)

296 Why are we trying to normalize pedophilia? And by we i mean contemptible leftists.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 20, 2017 04:14 PM (BoMuO)

297 Didn't Martha Stewart go to a Fed prison?

And someone please tell me, if she can go to prison, why, oh why, isn't Hillary behind bars?

*headache*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2017 04:14 PM (PY9jH)

298 288 He's likely to become intimately familiar with the word "prolapse".

Posted by: Hikaru at September 20, 2017 04:12 PM (WDCYi)


That was uncalled for...and I hate myself for laughing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 04:14 PM (dCikz)

299 294
He can't be sent to prison. He has a young son and a wife to look after.
To send him to prison would be to punish them for the crimes of the
father/husband.



/s

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 04:14 PM (/qEW2)

Actually, it's performing a pubic service.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2017 04:14 PM (tbOMB)

300 194 I liked Connor's slutty room mate in the first Terminator, but she doesn't seem to have done much else. Bess Motta is her name. Not much of a career

Dude, you must not be old enough to remember '20 Minute Workout.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2017

*
*
Ohhh, yeah. Always wanted Playboy to do a spread on "The Girls of the 20-Minute Workout."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2017 04:15 PM (bFwzG)

301 Time for Weiner to watch Will Farrell's "Get Hard."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 20, 2017 04:15 PM (ATVNj)

302 294 He can't be sent to prison. He has a young son and a wife to look after. To send him to prison would be to punish them for the crimes of the father/husband.

/s
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 04:14 PM (/qEW2)

Heh... a model dad and model husband...

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 04:15 PM (zSVEm)

303 And someone please tell me, if she can go to prison, why, oh why, isn't Hillary behind bars?


She is much more useful to us on the outside. Bwaahahahahahah.

Posted by: VRWC at September 20, 2017 04:15 PM (7n4KQ)

304 Weiner will have plenty of time for masturbation in jail. Probably more than he can handle, so to speak.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2017 04:15 PM (6fmef)

305 I'm tired of Anthony's weiner.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 20, 2017 04:14 PM (U+nHb)


We all know it's hard! Don't go soft on us now!

Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2017 04:15 PM (s5o+q)

306 @226: "Mister we could use a man like Ronald Reagan again..."

Si se pueda!

Posted by: 1986 Amnesty Beneficiaries at September 20, 2017 04:15 PM (rznWS)

307 286 Oh the Hot Air link (yes, I clicked the link, I feel the shame) has the Breitbart hijacks the Wiener presser video.

All. Time. Classic.


That was one of the best days ever. I have to re-watch that clip now and then. Always makes me laugh.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 20, 2017 04:15 PM (ul9CR)

308 Weiner, get a grip on yourself!

Oh, wait. Never mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2017 04:16 PM (SRKgf)

309 297 Didn't Martha Stewart go to a Fed prison?

And someone please tell me, if she can go to prison, why, oh why, isn't Hillary behind bars?

*headache*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2017 04:14 PM (PY9jH)

How often does Prison Rape happen in women's prisons, anyway?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 20, 2017 04:16 PM (WDCYi)

310 In reality, if Weiner goes to prison he will be in the PCU and will be with all the other perverts and gang drop outs.

Posted by: Jack Sock at September 20, 2017 04:16 PM (ODr92)

311 Even if he got sentenced, it would be one of those minimum security places, without bars. Kind of a dormitory, where he would do so minor labor or something. Like laundry for a hospital or something.

And when he gets out, he'll be all mopey and sorry.
And in another year he'll be doing it again.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2017 03:42 PM (vcOmj)


Cutting grass for the ACSC golf course at Maxwell AFB.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 20, 2017 04:16 PM (zoyKY)

312 [iSo was it City Manager Craig Malin who did the firing?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Apparently. They seem to have a lopsided system of government.

He with the power to hire and fire is the real person in charge, whatever the official titles may be.

Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2017 04:16 PM (DQ4Fv)

313 Going to prison ain't so bad, they get free healthcare. So Weiner should feel at home.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 20, 2017 04:17 PM (YV+SU)

314 How often does Prison Rape happen in women's prisons, anyway?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 20, 2017 04:16 PM (WDCYi)


Is that why MSNBC shows all those prison shows on weekends?

Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2017 04:17 PM (s5o+q)

315
Yeah, no one 'bates in prison...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2017 04:17 PM (D7P92)

316 20 minute Workout but I never watched it for more than 10.....

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2017 04:18 PM (rmVvL)

317 259 - and not one comment in support of the officer.

Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2017 04:18 PM (ANIFC)

318 Yes, you certainly have freedom of speech. You can say anything you want as long as you understand that some words come with consequences. We are not telling you that you CAN'T say certain things, you just won't WANT to. Thats the progressive way.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 20, 2017 04:18 PM (BoMuO)

319 Cutting grass for the ACSC golf course at Maxwell AFB.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 20, 2017 04:16 PM (zoyKY)



Mowing the White House lawn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2017 04:18 PM (SRKgf)

320 Guarantee the Warden will have a photo of Weiner mowing the lawn in a jumpsuit. Warden's love high profile memorabilia. I met the Warden that had a picture of Mayor Barry mowing his lawn.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 20, 2017 04:18 PM (YV+SU)

321 The Supreme Democrat is also the Supreme Dalek.

Evidence? She can't do stairs.

Posted by: Some feller from Arkansas at September 20, 2017 04:18 PM (gB8Jm)

322 "That did not stop Weiner,and yet he persisted" the feds wrote.

Fixed for insult value

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2017 04:18 PM (p+Wdc)

323 He with the power to hire and fire is the real person in charge, whatever the official titles may be.
Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2017 04:16 PM (DQ4Fv)



You mean like "General Secretary?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2017 04:19 PM (SRKgf)

324 Isn't a City Manager the guy a lazy, conflict avoiding Mayor and City Council pay a lot of money to, for doing the dirty work and getting hated on?

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 04:19 PM (zSVEm)

325 Warden: Inmate 66647143, meet your two cellmates, Tom and Harry. Make yourself at home.

Weiner: *groans*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2017 04:19 PM (tbOMB)

326 @255: "He outlived Ali, Frazier, Patterson, Liston Tommy Morrison and Ken Norton."

And Duk Koo Kim!

Posted by: Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini at September 20, 2017 04:19 PM (rznWS)

327 n reality, if Weiner goes to prison he will be in the PCU and will be with all the other perverts and gang drop outs.


Unlike D'Souza who went to pound me in the ass prison.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 20, 2017 04:19 PM (BoMuO)

328 Yeah, I don't really see this coming to much. Wasn't there some James O'Keefe sting where ACORN was supposed to be helping minority business get started, and O'Keefe tricked them into funding an underage prostitution ring? I don't think anyone got arrested.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2017 04:20 PM (/qEW2)

329 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 03:28 PM (dCikz)

World is supposed to end on September 23, nit today:^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 04:20 PM (iVOAv)

330 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O_GRkMZJn4

"THE GENTLEMAN WILL OBSERVE REGULAR ORDER."

'I WILL NOT YIELD.'

What a buffoon.

This guy needs more than a horsey ride. He needs a tranquilizer gun.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 20, 2017 04:20 PM (ATVNj)

331 312 [iSo was it City Manager Craig Malin who did the firing?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Apparently. They seem to have a lopsided system of government.

He with the power to hire and fire is the real person in charge, whatever the official titles may be.
Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2017 04:16 PM (DQ4Fv)

Well then we need to get their names out there. Shame them, if they can be shamed. This is terrible leadship and with luck, there will be consequences for Craig Malin.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 20, 2017 04:20 PM (xJa6I)

332 326 Too soon.

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2017 04:21 PM (rmVvL)

333 329 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 03:28 PM (dCikz)

World is supposed to end on September 23, nit today:^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 04:20 PM (iVOAv)

Geez..again?? How many do - overs do Prophets get?

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 04:21 PM (zSVEm)

334 Abandon all hope of escaping, and masturbate as little as possible.

Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2017 04:21 PM (ANIFC)

335 334 It saps the strength.

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2017 04:22 PM (rmVvL)

336 329 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 03:28 PM (dCikz)

World is supposed to end on September 23, nit today:^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 04:20 PM (iVOAv)

My sources say October 13th.

Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2017 04:22 PM (ANIFC)

337 Isn't a City Manager the guy a lazy, conflict avoiding Mayor and City Council pay a lot of money to, for doing the dirty work and getting hated on?


Yeah. San Antonio has a mayor with no official duties other than to say "I was the mayor of the 7th largest city in America" It gets you a nice cabinet level position if you have the right political connections, though.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 20, 2017 04:22 PM (BoMuO)

338 Breitbart: "The media says 'Breitbart lies'. Give me one example of a provable lie. One. Journalists, put your reputation on the line."

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2017 04:22 PM (gIRsn)

339 Nood

Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2017 04:23 PM (ANIFC)

340 He'll go in as a tight end but come out as a wide receiver.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 20, 2017 04:23 PM (JNTt1)

341 World is supposed to end on September 23, nit today:^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 04:20 PM

So thats why the sports talk radio show was saying this

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2017 04:24 PM (ghofu)

342 Geez..again?? How many do - overs do Prophets get?
Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 04:21 PM (zSVEm)

Saint Al of the Perpetual Wait-For-It....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2017 04:24 PM (hcyUh)

343
336 329 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 03:28 PM (dCikz)

World is supposed to end on September 23, nit today:^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 04:20 PM (iVOAv)

My sources say October 13th.

Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2017 04:22 PM (ANIFC)






Isn't that the day of the CenTXMoMee?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 20, 2017 04:24 PM (veoSD)

344 The St. Louis police are receiving a lot of criticism now for dealing the rioters there - including form the St. Louis mayor.

There was a unintentionally funny comment by someone that they should not have "brought in helicopters."

Posted by: RioBravo at September 20, 2017 04:24 PM (SsblQ)

345 @332: "Too soon."

Is that his daughter?

Posted by: Ray at September 20, 2017 04:24 PM (rznWS)

346 329 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2017 03:28 PM (dCikz)

World is supposed to end on September 23, nit today:^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2017 04:20 PM (iVOAv)

My sources say October 13th.
Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2017 04:22 PM (ANIFC)

Hmmm..
I Did see an " End of the Age Sale" sign at Bed, Bath, and Beyond, so...

Posted by: kraken at September 20, 2017 04:25 PM (zSVEm)

347 Science told me that I should masterbate 28-31 times a month to keep healthy, I believe in keeping healthy.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 20, 2017 04:25 PM (6Ll1u)

348 noodluM the innocent corgis.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2017 04:25 PM (mJ8mX)

349 318 Yes, you certainly have freedom of speech. You can say anything you want as long as you understand that some words come with consequences. We are not telling you that you CAN'T say certain things, you just won't WANT to. Thats the progressive way.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 20, 2017 04:18 PM (BoMuO)
----------------------------------
It's like "freedom of religion" in the post WWII Soviet Union. They didn't line you up against a wall and shoot you just for going to church, the way they used to.
You were free to go --- but you would lose your job and your kids would be blacklisted from college or tech schools.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 20, 2017 04:26 PM (0jtPF)

350 2 years?!? That is a SHAM of a recommendation.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me @ Intersectionality of Deplorable & Irredeemable at September 20, 2017 04:26 PM (Ftuf+)

351 I wonder who Martha Stewart pissed off, to get the aggressive treatment and sent to prison. (that was vindictive fame seeking? comey)

Maybe she refused to do a fundraiser for Hillary, or some such.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2017 04:28 PM (yKAUL)

352 Nood, still legal war, not just culture

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 20, 2017 04:28 PM (xJa6I)

353 Why does AC always go out on the hottest friggin' day?


(BTW weather gods, it SEPTEMBER 20th! Enough with the 90+ temps)

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2017 04:30 PM (Enq6K)

354 off to maybe get some chores done.

or watch pr0n.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2017 04:32 PM (HbNSs)

355 But have we heard from Whoopie Goldberg yet? I think she is the final arbiter.

Posted by: JB1000, EAJ at September 20, 2017 04:34 PM (16OL0)

356 Actually, masturbating is forbidden, at least in fed prisons. It almost derailed OJ's parole hearing.

Posted by: docweasel at September 20, 2017 04:37 PM (Made5)

357 Yes, that video of Breitbart schooling the MSM is so refreshing. I'm surprised that someone at youtube hasn't found a way to delete it for racism or homophobia or some such crap.

Posted by: goon at September 20, 2017 04:49 PM (EaQ6/)

358 >>>And Rachel Maddow created a conspiracy theory claiming that all of this crap -- the initial disclosure of the sexts

Can we run a gif of that, 24/7?

Posted by: m at September 20, 2017 04:52 PM (9egmK)

359 Kiana Tom.. yum yum

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 20, 2017 05:05 PM (+ldAm)

360 Leona Helmsley served her time in Danbury Federal Prison in Connecticut. Bernie Madoff is in Butner Federal Prison in North Carolina. Both places have cells and locking doors.

I don't think the Weiner is headed for a country club.

Posted by: mercenary13 at September 20, 2017 05:08 PM (YQ7o1)

361 @356: "It almost derailed OJ's parole hearing."

Crazy fucker started jerkin' off in the waiting room. Instant Section 8.

Posted by: Cowboy at September 20, 2017 06:15 PM (rznWS)

362 We still don't know who the guy on Twitter it was who screencaptured the Weiner weiner. I forget but his name was something Reagan. Probably a Russian spy. Same spy that was in Weiner's account because that's where all the Hillary emails were stashed.

Posted by: bjstusggs at September 20, 2017 08:40 PM (e44Qj)

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